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100 You see a deathclaw. It watches you with strangely intelligent eyes. |
101 You see Valdis, the deathclaw. |
102 You see a typical deathclaw. The creature is huge, with a powerful body, sharp teeth, and long claws. |
103 Greetings, human. |
104 How may I serve you? |
105 Who you be? |
106 What you do? |
107 Brain hurt. Me come back later. |
108 Hello, who are you? |
109 What's your job? |
110 No offense to your fellow deathclaws, but you sound more... educated, shall we say? |
111 Well, just passing the time. |
112 I am called Valdis. And you are? |
113 Me human. |
114 Oooo! Something shiny. Me go. |
115 Hey, I'm the one asking the questions here. |
116 I've got to go. |
117 Glad to meet you, I'm |
118 Got it. |
119 I am currently guarding this area of the vault against any unauthorized personnel. |
120 Un awe thor iced person el? |
121 Uh... sure. |
122 You talk funny. Me leave. |
123 I'll be leaving now, Valdis. |
124 I see. |
125 Well, you certainly seem to know your job well. |
126 Do you have the brains to decide who is or is not 'authorized?' |
127 Why yes, I do. I also have enough brains to decide who is or is not an asshole -- and I have concluded that you excel in that catagory! Now, why don't you leave before I dance on your face for half an hour? |
128 All right. |
129 Bad lizard. Now I have to shoot you. |
130 Hey, I'm sorry. I'll watch my tongue from now on. |
131 Yes. We are quite diverse in our levels of education. I am doing my best to continue mine in my spare time. |
132 An iguana with a goal. How freaking cute. |
133 You're doing ok. |
134 That's an excellent goal. Keep it up. |
135 Huh? I am well aware that you are human. I was inquiring about your name. |
136 Not ask name, ask 'you are.' I are human. |
137 Me know. Me just test you. Uh... you pass. |
138 Hear someone call. Me go. |
139 I see. Let us try this again. Hello. I am Valdis. What is your name? |
140 Me |
141 Bye. |
142 Unauthorized personnel. Meaning 'people who do not have permission to be here.' |
143 Ok. Me understand. |
144 Me get another of those headaches. Me go now. |
145 My goal is to maintain as much patience as I can, in light of the fact that you are being rude. If you can not deal with me civilly, then please leave. |
146 Sorry, I'll try to be more civil. |
147 Shove it. |
148 Yeah. |
149 Good day to you. |
150 I regret the fact that I must kill you. |