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AboutBrotherhood1 Which one, the original Brotherhood out West, or the shit that Lyons turned it into out here? AboutBrotherhood1 I used to like serving with them, I really did. But, you know, the technology has to come first. AboutBrotherhood1 Elder Lyons was nice and all, but we don't rescue technology by being nice. AboutBrotherhood1 He was wasting my time, and my Pop didn't raise me to have my time wasted. So when Casdin left to continue the mission, I followed. AboutBrotherhood1 You mean, apart from the fact that they ditched their mission and went native? AboutBrotherhood1 Sure, I bet you don't mind them being cuddly with the locals, but when we came out here, we had a mission to do, damnit. AboutBrotherhood1 But now they're wasting their time protecting yahoos like you, while Ahab Lyons is off chasing his Super Mutant white whale. AboutBrotherhood1 Oh yes, I can. In fact, I suspect I could write several texts on the various details of the Brotherhood. AboutBrotherhood1 But I suspect you're in a hurry, so what particulars would you like to know? AboutBrotherhood2A I mean the Brotherhood from out West, back around California. We knew what we were doing back there. We didn't waste time with delusions of heroism. AboutBrotherhood2A We were collecting still-glowing embers from the ashes of humanity, before civilization's fire died completely. AboutBrotherhood2A We didn't worry about saving individual communities. We worried about saving the progress of humanity itself. AboutBrotherhood2A And all at the cost of throwing away the lives of soldiers for a mission they didn't sign on for. AboutBrotherhood2A They're not supposed to be saving a bunch of backwards locals from raiders, they're supposed to be saving mankind from a new dark age. AboutBrotherhood2A Well, some of mankind, anyway. The important parts, at least. AboutBrotherhood2A I'm afraid the answer to that is a lot more nuanced than others might suggest. AboutBrotherhood2A Brotherhood members are sworn to acquire and protect technology of the past. But not everyone interprets these oaths in the same way. AboutBrotherhood2A Elder Lyons sees these duties as part of a larger dedication to protect the innocent. Some, like the Outcasts, disagree with these priorities. AboutBrotherhood2B Oh, he used to be as tough as the rest of us. Wasn't so long ago, we fought side-by-side to Scourge the Pitt. AboutBrotherhood2B But somewhere, he went soft. Stopped looking at the big picture, and started trying to save every tribal and illiterate community he found. AboutBrotherhood2B When he had us helping those savages instead of recovering tech that could help us all, that's when we objected and became Outcasts. AboutBrotherhood2B I like to think that I've still got some big achievements left in me, although some of my joints seem to disagree these days. AboutBrotherhood2B I'll tell you what the low-lights of my time have been though: every time I've been shot at. I'm a scribe, not a soldier! AboutBrotherhood2B Not hardly. We've got our mission, we'll stick with it, and to hell with Lyons and his soldier sycophants. AboutBrotherhood2B If they call us Outcasts for our dedication to duty, then we'll wear the title with pride! AboutBrotherhood2B And you just wait for when we get back in contact with the real Brotherhood out West. Lyons will have hell to pay. AboutBrotherhood2C A real challenge? Every blessed hour of every blessed day. AboutBrotherhood2C Just because we have good equipment doesn't mean we're invincible. A tool is only as good as the craftsman who holds it. AboutBrotherhood2C And I've seen my share of friends lost. Between the fighting, the Outcasts, and the everyday tragedies, we've seen plenty of grief in these Wastes. AboutBrotherhood2C The Brotherhood came out here to recover technology from the eastern cities and bases. If Lyons won't do it, then we will. AboutBrotherhood2C And when we resume contact with the Western Elders, Lyons is going to be put in his place. AboutBrotherhood2C Even if that place is in front of a firing squad. AboutBrotherhood2C It seems like whichever challenge we're facing is always the biggest one. Survival at first, then expansion, and now cohesion. AboutBrotherhood2C We've seen plenty of Wasteland freaks or would-be dictators. They're not too bad, at least we've faced that sort of thing before. AboutBrotherhood2C But more recent events, like the schism with the Outcasts... Those are the problems that worry me. AboutBrotherhood2C Huh. And here I thought we had the only remaining copy of that... AboutBrotherhood2C Anyway, I don't know if the old man's going to die from them, but he sure as hell looks like he's going to drag his soldiers down with him. AboutBrotherhood2C But he's not wasting any of our time anymore, damnit. AboutBrotherhood2C You know what? Never mind. AboutBrotherhood2C Sheesh. Ignorant savages. AboutBrotherhood2return All right, then. AboutBrotherhood2return By all means. I'm always proud to talk of my Brotherhood. AboutBrotherhood2return Okay. Anything else? AboutOutcasts1 The Outcasts are a result of my greatest mistake. But a mistake I'm proud of, nonetheless. AboutOutcasts1 When I came here, I realized for the first time that the Brotherhood's technology could truly save the survivors in this Wasteland. AboutOutcasts1 I chose to help them, even if it meant putting the Brotherhood's interests at risk. Some of my soldiers called me a hero. Others called me a traitor. AboutOutcasts1 The dissenters left my command, calling themselves Outcasts to mock me. I cannot fault their dedication, even if I find them lacking in compassion. AboutOutcasts1 We were cast out for our dedication to the Brotherhood's true goals. Lyons wanted to play hero to the locals, instead of doing his job. AboutOutcasts1 We were proud to leave him, so we kept the name "Outcasts" and wear it with pride. A big "fuck you" to the old man. AboutOutcasts1 He may have struck our names from the great Codex, but we'll be vindicated in the end, and our names will be restored. AboutOutcasts1 It's a rather sad story, I'm afraid. Last year, some of our soldiers had grave disagreements with the decisions of Elder Lyons. AboutOutcasts1 Disagreements spiraled out of control, and there was a schism in the ranks. The loyal soldiers practically threw out the dissenters. AboutOutcasts1 Now they call themselves the Outcasts. AboutOutcasts1 We've got power armor and big guns and we're the ones doing the talking right now. AboutOutcasts1 Usually, that's all a person needs to know, and they stop asking questions. You going to stop asking questions, now? AboutOutcasts1 We collect technology, and most people want what we've collected. AboutOutcasts1 Right now, we're pretty much stuck defending this Fort, but that won't be forever. AboutOutcasts1 Once we regroup, we'll continue our work and keep moving back west. AboutOutcasts1 We call ourselves the Outcasts, and we collect technology to preserve it from tribals and idiot locals. AboutOutcasts1 And before you ask, we were cast out from that company of zeroes who call themselves Lyons' Brotherhood of Steel. AboutOutcasts1 Way we figure it, if traitors think we're too harsh in following orders, we're probably doing something right. AboutOutcasts1 I'd really don't want to go into it. AboutOutcasts1 Go bug Scribe Bowditch. He could talk a dog off a meat truck. AboutOutcasts2A Where Elder Lyons has fought to protect the people of the Capital Wasteland, the Outcasts demanded we move on and leave them to their fates. AboutOutcasts2A They insisted there was more important technology to be recovered in a scientific base in the ruins of Fort Independence, to the West. AboutOutcasts2A As callous as their decision may be, it's more in line with our original mission. Elder Lyons is an inspiration to us, but to them he's a traitor. AboutOutcasts2A Only in a very broad sense. The Brotherhood's oaths are to protect humanity's progress, but not necessarily every human. AboutOutcasts2A The Outcasts - and members of the Brotherhood in other places - consider it a waste to protect most people. AboutOutcasts2A "After all," they say, "everyone knows how to make another human, but the secrets to making a P94 Plasma Rifle are all but lost." AboutOutcasts2B The soldiers rallied behind Paladin Casdin, who was one of Elder Lyons' original squad. They served together for over twenty years. AboutOutcasts2B Casdin was well-respected, and every bit as loyal to the Brotherhood as Elder Lyons. He just disagreed with the interpretations of our oaths. AboutOutcasts2B But when disagreements turned into fistfights, he left with the Outcasts. We lost more allies that day than we ever have to any battle. AboutOutcasts2B Even now, a year after they left, the wounds of their departure are still sore. AboutOutcasts2B Some of my soldiers are angry about it -- they see it as an insult to me. Bless them for their loyalty, they're more angry about it than I ever was. AboutOutcasts2B Others understand their decision. Sometimes I hear them wondering if they should have gone with them. AboutOutcasts2B I can't blame them, but I stand by my decision. And I respect theirs. AboutOutcasts2C As much as some of our soldiers would like to see them shot for deserting, there's not much we can do. We're too busy with the Super Mutants. AboutOutcasts2C Meanwhile, they're busy seeking out new technology and trying to get back in contact with the Brotherhood out West. AboutOutcasts2C So our paths rarely cross, but it's never pretty when they do. I just hope things cool down before it gets worse. AboutOutcasts2C Has it been worth the cost in lives and resources to protect people like you from the Super Mutants? AboutOutcasts2C You tell me. I suspect my daughter's squad helped save your life. And most of our recent recruits have come from those we've saved over the years. AboutOutcasts2C It's cost us, but we've saved many lives and made the Capital Wasteland a place where people can live. Yes, I'd say that's been worth it. AboutOutcasts2return It is a rather discouraging subject, isn't it? AboutOutcasts2return Yes, let's speak of other things. AboutOutcasts3A Lyons and Casdin would have to agree to any sort of reconciliation, and that's pretty unlikely. They're both quite proud and... stubborn. AboutOutcasts3A Me, I just wish there was a way we could all agree that at least we're still on the same side. There are bigger problems out there, after all. AboutOutcasts3B That's the thing, really. Casdin's "technology first" sort of attitude is more traditional in the Brotherhood always used to operate, out West. AboutOutcasts3B But somewhere along the way from there to here, Elder Lyons made sure we watched out for the people, not just the technology. AboutOutcasts3B To some of us, that was noble. I guess to Casdin and his crew, it was just soft. I wish they could see some sort of middle ground. AboutOutcasts3C You sound like some of the hard-liners. We all served together for years, but now some of the soldiers hate them as much as the Super Mutants. AcceptYield I accept. Do it again, and you're a corpse. AcceptYield Okay, okay. Let's just calm down... AcceptYield Good. Perhaps there's some semblance of civility left in you, after all. AcceptYield Just calm down, okay? AcceptYield A wise decision. AcceptYield Fine. I'll kill you next time. AcceptYield Threat analysis... green. Standing down. AcceptYield I'm so relieved we can put that unpleasantness behind us. AcceptYield Surrender... accepted. AcceptYield Cheerio. Water under the bridge. AcceptYield Do that again and I'll put my foot so far up your ass you'll cough up boot polish! AcceptYield Just don't fuckin' do it again. AcceptYield I accept your terms. AcceptYield Watch it, okay? AcceptYield Fine. But I'm warning you. Don't try that again. AcceptYield Now, can we please behave like civilized adults. AcceptYield Fine. One more chance. Do something that dumb again, and you're dead. AcceptYield Righto. We were only sparring then. AcceptYield Smart choice, clown shoes. AcceptYield I'll forgive you. This time. AcceptYield Better not try that again. AlertIdle Gary, hmmm? AlertIdle Gary, Gary? AlertIdle Who's out there? AlertIdle Huh. Hearing those damn noises again. AlertIdle I suggest you show yourself! AlertIdle Hiding's a coward's game! AlertIdle Who's there? AlertIdle I know you're out there... AlertIdle Possible target in vicinity. AlertIdle May have a contact here. Checking. AlertIdle Target may be in range. AlertIdle Yellow alert. Keep sharp. AlertIdle Possible threat detected. AlertIdle Area may be compromised. Searching. AlertIdle Come out, you nasty little bug. AlertIdle Where are you? I'm going to squish you... AlertIdle Dratted roaches. AlertIdle I could be in bed right now... AlertIdle If he'd just let us turn the lights on this would be a lot easier. AlertIdle This stumbling around in the dark is ridiculous. AlertIdle At least I can finally see where I'm going. AlertIdle Probably nothing anyway. AlertIdle You'd better come out, whoever you are! AlertIdle This is crazy. I'm going to get myself killed. AlertIdle I can hear you. Come on out. AlertIdle You playing games with me? AlertIdle Come on out and let's settle this. AlertIdle You can hide, but you can't hide forever! AlertIdle This sucks. Come out and fight me, dammit! AlertIdle I'm sick of this hiding crap! Where the hell are you? AlertIdle Hiding is futile. AlertIdle Come on out and let's fight face to face. AlertIdle This is a coward's game! AlertIdle You're exhausting my patience. AlertIdle Face me, dammit! AlertIdle This is foolish. Reveal yourself! AlertIdle Hiding from me? Better hope I don't find you! AlertIdle Ok, cut the shit... who is that? AlertIdle This is bullshit... come out and fight! AlertIdle Scared, just like a little bitch. AlertIdle Threat analysis: yellow. Scanning for hostiles. AlertIdle Alert. Non-combatants are advised to leave the area. Security sweep in progress. Lethal force may be used without warning. AlertIdle No hostiles detected. Continuing perimeter sweep. AlertIdle Don't be alarmed if I try to kill you when I find you. It's just the way I've been programmed. AlertIdle Why don't you just come out where I can see you? AlertIdle I'll find you eventually, you know. AlertIdle Where are you? AlertIdle Scanning for hostiles. AlertIdle This area clear. Proceeding with search protocol. AlertIdle Please step into the open and identify yourself. Law-abiding citizens have nothing to fear. AlertIdle It's just little old me. Nothing to be afraid of. AlertIdle Someone dirty and disreputable, I shouldn't wonder. AlertIdle Here kitty-kitty-kitty! AlertIdle As if I'd know what to do if I found something. AlertIdle Why not let the robot deal with it? AlertIdle I'm going to look over here now. AlertIdle Are you afraid of me? You should be because I'm going to kick your ass when I find you! AlertIdle Step forward and identify yourself! AlertIdle Do you think you can hide from me? AlertIdle I'm starting to get angry. You would not like me when I'm angry. AlertIdle Are you playing games with me, goddammit? AlertIdle I cannot wait to find you so I can kill you as a personal favor to Uncle Sam. AlertIdle Oh goodie. Hide and seek. I haven't played this game in years. AlertIdle You can't hide forever. You're stink will eventually give you away. AlertIdle I do so enjoy a good hunt! AlertIdle Quit hiding and come out and fight! AlertIdle Come out here, you sissy! Finish what you started! AlertIdle I'll find you, and then you'll be sorry! AlertIdle Is that really necessary? I won't hurt you. Come out of there and let's discuss this civilly. AlertIdle Come now. You're being unsporting. AlertIdle I know you're out there, clown shoes! AlertIdle I'm growing tired of this little game of ours. Show yourself! AlertIdle What's that? AlertIdle Is someone there? AlertIdle Hmm... What was that? AlertIdle I can hear you... AlertIdle Something there? AlertIdle What? I hear somethin'. AlertIdle Huh? A noise? AlertIdle Hello? Someone there? AlertIdle Hmm. I was sure I heard something. AlertIdle Huh? AlertIdle What was that? AlertIdle Maybe I'm just jumpy. AlertIdle Anybody there? AlertIdle Hello? Who's there? AlertToCombat You can't hide from me, zombie! AlertToCombat Zombie, over there. I see you! AlertToCombat There! Another goddamn zombie! AlertToCombat Zombie! Over here! AlertToCombat Got him! AlertToCombat They're coming this way! AlertToCombat Firing! AlertToCombat There you are! AlertToCombat Engaging! AlertToCombat Target acquired. AlertToCombat On me! AlertToCombat Spotted, over there! AlertToCombat Oh my God! AlertToCombat Ah! Gary! AlertToCombat Haha, Gaaaary! AlertToCombat Gaaaary! AlertToCombat Hahaha! It's killing time! AlertToCombat Can't hide from my keen Ghoul senses! AlertToCombat Ha! Time to die asshole! AlertToCombat Thought you could hide forever? AlertToCombat Welcome back to the party! It's your turn to dance! AlertToCombat Aha! There you are! AlertToCombat Death to all defilers of Oasis! AlertToCombat Prepare for your last moments! AlertToCombat You will be destroyed, Outsider! AlertToCombat Alert! Alert! Trespasser detected! AlertToCombat This area is off-limits to non Nuka-Cola personnel! AlertToCombat Protocol KL-001 initiated! Kill all trespassers! AlertToCombat By order of the Nuka-Cola Administration, all trespassers are to be eliminated! AlertToCombat Execute Expulsion Protocol KL-001! Kill all trespassers! AlertToCombat Trespasser detected! Executing Protocol KL-001! AlertToCombat You are trespassing on Nuka-Cola Corporation property! AlertToCombat Ha! The coward shows himself! AlertToCombat Your time's just run out! AlertToCombat No more games... time to die! AlertToCombat Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert! Contacting Vault-Tec Security! AlertToCombat Excellent. Combat. AlertToCombat Bad idea. AlertToCombat Not a good idea. AlertToCombat To arms! Brothers! To arms! AlertToCombat Combat alert! Alarm! Alarm! AlertToCombat To your guns, Brothers! AlertToCombat Defend the Citadel! AlertToCombat Hostile in the Bailey! AlertToCombat We've got a hostile in the Lab! AlertToCombat Hostile contact in A Ring! Calling for backup! AlertToCombat Hostile contact in B Ring! AlertToCombat There's more over here! AlertToCombat Where do they keep coming from? AlertToCombat Roaches! AlertToCombat Dammit, more roaches! AlertToCombat There he is! AlertToCombat There she is! AlertToCombat Got you now. AlertToCombat I knew you'd turn up sooner or later. AlertToCombat Stop in the name of the Overseer! AlertToCombat Hold it right there! AlertToCombat Target locked! AlertToCombat Tango spotted... open fire! AlertToCombat Enemy reacquired! Code red! AlertToCombat I have positive ID on target. AlertToCombat Target locked! Go weapons hot! AlertToCombat Enemy located! AlertToCombat I got ya now! AlertToCombat Now the fun begins! AlertToCombat I knew you couldn't hide forever! AlertToCombat It's ass-stompin' time! AlertToCombat Game's over, pal! AlertToCombat Game's over, lady! AlertToCombat Ha! Your ass is MINE! AlertToCombat Contact confirmed! Backup requested! AlertToCombat Got one here! Engaging! AlertToCombat This is gonna be fun! AlertToCombat Time to tear you apart! AlertToCombat You're dead, meatsack! AlertToCombat I'm gonna tear you up! AlertToCombat C'mon, boys! Fresh meat! AlertToCombat Enemy contact! AlertToCombat Opening fire on hostile target! AlertToCombat We've got company! AlertToCombat Hostile detected. Commencing neutralization. AlertToCombat Weapons free. AlertToCombat Alert. Hostile detected. Lethal force authorized for all units. AlertToCombat Allow me to introduce myself. AlertToCombat I'm afraid I'm quite good at killing things. You may want to run now. AlertToCombat There you are! Were you trying to hide from me? AlertToCombat Hostile target identified. AlertToCombat Hold it right there. AlertToCombat Commencing attack on hostile target. AlertToCombat Didn't you hear me coming? Now I have to fight you. Bloody fantastic. AlertToCombat Here we go again. AlertToCombat Oh good. I found you. AlertToCombat You must be bloody stupid if you can't hide from me. AlertToCombat You're gonna learn how Uncle Sam deals with commie maggots! AlertToCombat You are about to be introduced to the U.S. army! AlertToCombat Kill that son of a bitch! AlertToCombat You just made my day! Opening fire! AlertToCombat Looks like this is my lucky day. AlertToCombat Since you don't seem willing to do the world a favor and kill yourself, I guess I'm going to have to do it for you. AlertToCombat Look what we have here. AlertToCombat Found you! AlertToCombat Aha! AlertToCombat Thought I heard something. AlertToCombat Hey! AlertToCombat Somebody protect the booze! AlertToCombat A-ha! You've manifested yourself! AlertToCombat Aha! There you are! That was fun. Pity you'll be dead soon so we can't play again. AlertToCombat Not very clever are you? AlertToCombat And here I was so enjoying our little cat and mouse game. It's a shame I have to kill you now. AlertToCombat Tsk tsk. I had thought you were more clever than that. Oh well. AlertToCombat So are you going to let me kill you now, or are you going to run away again? AlertToCombat There you are. Now, let's finish this nonsense. AlertToCombat Ha ha! There you are! AlertToCombat Found you! AlertToCombat Now try and hide from this! AlertToCombat Game's over! AlertToCombat No more games... time to die! AlertToCombat I smelled your fear, human! AlertToCombat We're all going to die! AlertToCombat Somebody, anybody, help me! AlertToCombat Help! Help. HEEEELLLLLPPPPP! AlertToCombat HEEELLLPPP! AlertToCombat Oh no! AlertToCombat
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AlertToNormal Is that all of them? AlertToNormal They're gone... for now. AlertToNormal I think it's gone somewhere else! AlertToNormal Where the hell? AlertToNormal Ah, Gary. AlertToNormal Gaaary?` AlertToNormal Got to calm down. AlertToNormal Could've sworn I heard something. AlertToNormal I guess I was mistaken. AlertToNormal I must have been hearing things. AlertToNormal Hmmm, nothing. Echoes of the past perhaps. AlertToNormal Target trace lost. AlertToNormal Got nothing here. AlertToNormal Cancel alert. AlertToNormal Standing down from alert. AlertToNormal Resume standard patrol procedures. AlertToNormal Scope's clean. There's no one here. AlertToNormal Chalk me up another one. AlertToNormal That was TOO easy. AlertToNormal What a waste. AlertToNormal Teach you to mess with the best. AlertToNormal Well, that was fun. AlertToNormal Bah. I've had better fights with a hooker. AlertToNormal Threat analysis: green. Standing down. AlertToNormal Threat analysis: green. Resuming standard patrol pattern. AlertToNormal Threat analysis: green. Security sweep canceled. AlertToNormal Oh well. Maybe next time you'll introduce yourself. AlertToNormal Why did you run away? I'm really not as scary as I look. AlertToNormal You shouldn't tease me like that. AlertToNormal All clear. AlertToNormal Area secure. AlertToNormal False alarm. Standing down. AlertToNormal Back to the usual daily tedium. AlertToNormal Thought as much. Nothing there after all. AlertToNormal Beastly nuisance. Glad that's done with. AlertToNormal Another glorious day in the U.S. army. AlertToNormal False alarm. Stand down, people. AlertToNormal Nothing I like better than a little R and R on Uncle Sam's dime. AlertToNormal Hmm. I'm seeing things. I need another drink. AlertToNormal Hmm. Nothing hewe, I guess. AlertToNormal Ah well, back to my experiments. AlertToNormal Hmm. Nothing here after all. AlertToNormal Aggh... It was nothin'. AlertToNormal Bah... I'm hearin' stuff. AlertToNormal Stupid noises. AlertToNormal Oh well... I was hopin' for a fight. AlertToNormal Must have been nothin'. AlertToNormal Ears play tricks on me again. AlertToNormal Ah, just getting jumpy I guess. AlertToNormal Whatever it was, I guess it's gone now. AlertToNormal Hmm. Nothing here after all. AlertToNormal There's nothing here. AlertToNormal Whatever. I've got better things to do. AlertToNormal I guess it was nothing. AlertToNormal You got what you deserved, dumbass. AlertToNormal You know, I almost feel sorry for this poor bastard. Almost. Hahaha! AlertToNormal Haha! What kind of an idiot screws with a Raider anyway? AlertToNormal Get back, you monkeys. I got first call on the goods. AlertToNormal Back up. I got first dibs on the loot. AlertToNormal Stand down, boys. AlertToNormal Relax, fellas. Trouble's over. AlertToNormal This can't be happening. This just can't be happening. AlertToNormal Where'd it go? AlertToNormal It's behind me, isn't it? AlertToNormal Is it safe now? AlertToNormal All clear here. AlertToNormal False alarm. Stand down. AlertToNormal I've searched the area. Nothing to report. AlertToNormal Area secured. AlertToNormal Looks all clear to me. AlertToNormal Must have been a glitch. AndaleHelloResponseShortJenny Aww, I'm blushing! AndaleHelloResponseShortJenny That's so nice of you to say! Thank you! AndaleHelloResponseShortJenny Oh, you're embarrassing me! AndaleHelloResponseShortJenny Why thank you! AndaleHelloResponseShortJunior Hello, Mrs. Wilson. AndaleHelloResponseShortJunior Good to see you, Mrs. Wilson. AndaleHelloResponseShortJunior My mom says hi, Mrs. Wilson. AndaleHelloResponseShortJunior Hi, Mr. Wilson. AndaleHelloResponseShortJunior Good to see you, Mr. Wilson. AndaleJackSmithGreeting1 Not here. Not in Andale, no sir. The great Commonwealth of Virginia is alive and well. In fact, we just voted ourselves a new governor! AndaleJackSmithGreeting1 Not here. Not in Andale, no ma'am. The great Commonwealth of Virginia is alive and well. In fact, we just voted ourselves a new governor! AndaleJackSmithGreeting1 The adults walked right on down to the polling location and dropped ballots into the box. How do you think it works? AndaleJackSmithGreeting1 Yessir, it's every American's civic duty to cast his vote for his favorite Republican candidate. Am I right? AndaleJackSmithGreeting1 Now, now, my vote is my business and no one else's. But I'll tell you one thing: we didn't vote for any beatnik liberal commies, that's for sure. AndalejackSmithGreeting1a Yessir, democracy is God's best gift, right after family, of course. AndalejackSmithGreeting1b No, sir. Not crazy, just a loyal American. AndalejackSmithGreeting1b No, ma'am. Not crazy, just a loyal American. AndaleJackSmithGreeting2 And it's good to meet you too! Feel free to stay in Andale as long as you'd like. Heck, stop by the house for dinner sometime if you'd like. AndaleJackSmithGreeting2 Just let Linda know beforehand, so that she can make enough for four! AndaleJackSmithGreeting2a I hope to see you there! So, did you need anything else? AndaleJackSmithGreeting2b Suit yourself, but you don't know what you're missing. AndaleJackSmithGreeting2b Linda's meatloaf is the best in the county. And her mince meat pie has won first prize at the town fair three years running. AndaleJackSmithGreeting2b But the invitation still stands, if you ever change your mind. But listen to me go on, did you need something else? AndaleJackSmithGreeting3 Well, that's a shame. But feel free to stop by and see us anytime! AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement1 Look, stranger, I'm not angry -- I just want you to tell me the truth. If you can't do that, then I think you'd best head on out of town. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2 I'm disappointed in you stranger -- so quick to judge us. Did you ever stop to think that I have a family to support here? AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2 "Judge not, lest ye be judged" as the good book says. Honestly, how many people have you killed? AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2 The only difference between us is that that I'm bringing home the bacon for my family. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2 I'm disappointed in you stranger -- so quick to judge us. Did you ever stop to think that I have a family to support here? AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2 "Judge not, lest ye be judged" as the good book says. Honestly, how many people have you killed? AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2 The only difference between us is that that I'm bringing home the bacon for my family. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2a Hey! I'll have none of that language in this house! AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2a1 Okay, that's it. I warned you. Now I'm going to sock your jaw, mister. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2a1 Okay, that's it. I warned you. Normally, I wouldn't hit a lady, but you're over the line, missy. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2a2 I don't think I like your tone. There's nothing wrong with me, we've lived this way for decades AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2a2 After the war, four families survived. They continued on just like we have. But when their shelters ran out of food, they need to eat something. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2a2 Family is everything, my friend. I wouldn't expect a wasteland wanderer like you to understand. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2b I don't think I like your tone. There's nothing wrong with me, we've lived this way for decades AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2b After the war, four families survived. They continued on just like we have. But when their shelters ran out of food, they need to eat something. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2b Family is everything, my friend. I wouldn't expect a wasteland wanderer like you to understand. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2b Now, let's just forget that this happened and we'll have no problem, right? AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2b1 Well, that's good to hear, friend! Very good to hear, indeed. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2b1 You wouldn't believe how judgmental some people can be. Honestly. All I'm trying to do is keep my family happy and fed. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2b1 Tell you what, talk to Linda. She'll give you some of her special meat pie. It's to die for! Ha! Hahaha... but not you. You're good people. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2b1 Well, that's good to hear, friend! Very good to hear, indeed. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2b1 You wouldn't believe how judgmental some people can be. Honestly. All I'm trying to do is keep my family happy and fed. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2b1 Tell you what, talk to Linda. She'll give you some of her special meat pie. It's to die for! Ha! Hahaha... but not you. You're good people. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2b2 Well, I guess we know where our next meal is coming from then, don't we? AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2c You see, now that's nice to hear. Every time someone discovers our little secret, it's always "oh, you're terrible people", or "how can you do this?" AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2c I mean, I've got a family to take care of here. I've lived in Andale my whole life. And my father before me, and his father, and his father's father. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2c This town started out with just four families, and that's the way we've stayed. Small town and proud, eh? AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2c1 Indeed. To each their own, personal choice, it's the American way! AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2c1 I tell you what, stranger. I like you. Stop by here anytime and ask Linda for one of her special meat pies. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2c1 There's nothing better after a hard day of work than one of those pies, I tell you what! AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2c2 Indeed. To each their own, personal choice, it's the American way! AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2c2 I tell you what, stranger. I like you. Stop by here anytime and ask Linda for one of her special meat pies. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2c2 There's nothing better after a hard day of work than one of those pies, I tell you what! AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement3 You're right, it sure would have. You know, you're a breath of fresh air. Every time someone discovers our little secret, we have to hear about it. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement3 It's always "oh, how can you do this", or "you're such terrible people", or "please, not me, I have a kid in Rivet City". Well, I have kids too! AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement3 Family first, that's the way it works in Andale -- from the day that the first four families decided to stay here. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement3 You're not bad, stranger. Stop on by anytime and ask Linda for one of her special meat pies. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement3 You're right, it sure would have. You know, you're a breath of fresh air. Every time someone discovers our little secret, we have to hear about it. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement3 It's always "oh, how can you do this", or "you're such terrible people", or "please, not me, I have a kid in Rivet City". Well, I have kids too! AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement3 Family first, that's the way it works in Andale -- from the day that the first four families decided to stay here. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement3 You're not bad, stranger. Stop on by anytime and ask Linda for one of her special meat pies. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement3 You're right, it sure would have. You know, you're a breath of fresh air. Every time someone discovers our little secret, we have to hear about it. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement3 It's always "oh, how can you do this", or "you're such terrible people", or "please, not me, I have a kid in Rivet City". Well, I have kids too! AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement3 Family first, that's the way it works in Andale -- from the day that the first four families decided to stay here. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement3 You're not bad, stranger. Stop on by anytime and ask Linda for one of her special meat pies. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement3 You're right, it sure would have. You know, you're a breath of fresh air. Every time someone discovers our little secret, we have to hear about it. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement3 It's always "oh, how can you do this", or "you're such terrible people", or "please, not me, I have a kid in Rivet City". Well, I have kids too! AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement3 Family first, that's the way it works in Andale -- from the day that the first four families decided to stay here. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement3 You're not bad, stranger. Stop on by anytime and ask Linda for one of her special meat pies. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4 And did you see anything... unexpected there? AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4 And did you see anything... unexpected there? AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4a And do you have any thoughts on that? AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4a And do you have any thoughts on that? AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4a1 Well, that's good to hear, friend! Very good to hear, indeed. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4a1 You wouldn't believe how judgmental some people can be. Honestly. All I'm trying to do is keep my family happy and fed. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4a1 Tell you what, talk to Linda. She'll give you some of her special meat pie. It's to die for! Ha! Hahaha... but not you. You're good people. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4a1 Well, that's good to hear, friend! Very good to hear, indeed. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4a1 You wouldn't believe how judgmental some people can be. Honestly. All I'm trying to do is keep my family happy and fed. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4a1 Tell you what, talk to Linda. She'll give you some of her special meat pie. It's to die for! Ha! Hahaha... but not you. You're good people. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4a2 I'm disappointed, friend. But that's your prerogative. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4a2 If you don't want to enjoy our town, we certainly don't want you here. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4a2 I'm sorry that you didn't enjoy your stay... but, a man does need to feed his family. Nothing personal. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4a3 Too bad, stranger. I guess you'll just have to be our new meal! AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4c Well that's a bit presumptuous, don't you think? To kill a man just for providing for his family? Everyone has to eat. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4c1 Well then. I guess we can always stand to have some leftovers, can't we? AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4c2 Unfortunately, that's not an option. You see, you leave here and start warning people about the "crazies" in Andale. AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4c2 And then food get a lot more scarce, doesn't it? AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4c2 No, no, friend. I'm afraid that we can't let you leave. Get the ketchup, Linda! AndaleJennyGreetingEND Didn't your mother teach you any manners? AndaleJennyGreetingEND Well, that's not very polite at all! AndaleJennyGreetingEND How rude! You could have at least let me finish! AndaleJennyJunior Hey, did you know that I'm going to marry Junior Smith when I'm old enough? I know, he doesn't like girls now, but mommy says that he'll come around. AndaleJennyJunior He's okay, I guess. I don't think he really likes me. Well... not likes me, likes me. AndaleJennyJunior1 I know! His daddy and my daddy used to be brothers, so I think we'll make especially good uhm... uhm... married... people? What's the word? AndaleJennyJunior1a Yes! That's it! We'll be a great couple! AndaleJennyJunior1b Oh my gosh! You said a swear! I'm telling! And that's four words, stupid. AndaleJennyRain My dad says that it's going to rain soon, do you think it will? AndaleJennyRain I dunno. Nothing, I guess. Old Man Harris won't come out of his house again. AndaleJennyRain1 My daddy is never wrong. Ever. He's the smartest man in the whole world. Smarter than you. AndaleJennyRain1a Wow, what a jerk! You're lucky that I don't tell him what you said! AndaleJennyRain1b I knew it! Even you think he's smarter than you! AndaleJennyRain2 How rude! Some people... AndaleJuniorLivingHere It's okay, I guess. There aren't a lot of kids around here and no one who comes to visit stays around long. AndaleJuniorLivingHere Dad says it could be worse; that there are starving kids in other places. But still, I wish I had more kids to play with. AndaleJuniorLivingHere Are you joking? It's fantastic here! The best town in the USA! Has been for... why it's been so many years running that I've lost count! AndaleJuniorParents The same thing that all parents do! My mom cooks and cleans the house and my dad goes to work with Mr. Wilson. AndaleJuniorParents They work in the basement, or sometimes in Mr. Wilson's shed. Dad says that when I'm older, I'll come to work with him and learn the family business! AndaleLindaSmithGreeting1 Well... I don't right know. But we're the best one, isn't that what matters? I mean, we're the winners. Us. Not Springfield. Not Rockville. Us. AndaleLindaSmithGreeting1 So, like I was saying, welcome to Andale. What can the Smith family do for you? AndaleLindaSmithGreeting2 Why thank you! That's so nice of you to say! You're just too sweet. AndaleLindaSmithGreeting2 But forgive me, did you want to ask me something? AndaleLindaSmithGreeting3 Well, now. I'm sure that your home town is just so so much better than our little Andale. AndaleLindaSmithGreeting3a Well... I never! The nerve of some people! At least some of us know how to take the high road. AndaleLindaSmithGreeting3a Did you want something, Mr. Fancy Underground Vault, or did you just come here to turn your nose up at us? AndaleLindaSmithGreeting3a Well... I never! The nerve of some people! At least some of us know how to take the high road. AndaleLindaSmithGreeting3a Did you want something, Miss Fancy Underground Vault, or did you just come here to turn your nose up at us? AndaleLindaSmithGreeting3b Well, I think that it's quite a bit more than that, but thank you anyway. Now, did you need something? AndaleLindaSmithGreeting3c Well, I don't think it was a very funny joke. But thank you, we ladies to try to keep it as nice as we can. AndaleLindaSmithGreeting3c But enough about us, did you need something? AndaleLindaSmithInterruptedGoodbye1 Oh! Silly me, I mean "preparing a meal for you". Just a crazy twist of the tongue! Haha! Well, gotta go, bye! AndaleLindaSmithPie Oh, of course. Here you are! Enjoy! AndaleLindaSmithPie Oh, sorry. I gave you the last one! Come back tomorrow, I'll make a new batch! AndaleOldManHArrisGreeting1 What's wrong? You don't see anything wrong with a quiet little town full of friendly people in the middle of a blasted wasteland? AndaleOldManHarrisGreeting1a No! Well... yes. But it's all a trick. Don't you know anything? Does that number on your back mean that you just crawled out of a vault or something? AndaleOldManHarrisGreeting1a Just about everyone in the wasteland knows to avoid Andale, and they're right to do it. People wander in here, and they don't wander back out. AndaleOldManHarrisGreeting1a No! Well... yes. But it's all a trick. Don't you know anything? Did you just crawl out of a vault or something? AndaleOldManHarrisGreeting1a Just about everyone in the wasteland knows to avoid Andale, and they're right to do it. People wander in here, and they don't wander back out. AndaleOldManHarrisGreeting1a Of course there's something off about them, everyone knows to avoid Andale! The caravans know it, the Raiders know it, even the Radscorpions know it. AndaleOldManHarrisGreeting1a Folks wander into this place, and they don't wander back out. Oh sure, it seems nice, a regular town of out time here, but don't let it fool you. AndaleOldManHarrisGreeting1a1 You should! Otherwise, you'll end up just like the rest! AndaleOldManHarrisGreeting1a1 What? You don't believe me? Just look in the basements! Or out in that shed! You'll see what I mean! AndaleOldManHarrisGreeting1a2 What? You don't believe me? Just look in the basements! Or out in that shed! You'll see what I mean! AndaleOldManHarrisGreeting1b Nothin' wrong with being friendly, but these folks aren't just friendly -- they're killers! AndaleOldManHarrisGreeting1b You just watch your back around here! And get out while you can! AndaleOldManHarrisGreeting1c And you're right sensible to. Especially around here. The friendly neighbor bit is just an act, these people are stone cold killers! AndaleOldManHarrisGreeting1c Get out while you can! Just get as far away from here as possible! AndaleOldManHArrisGreeting2 Well, they're not! They're killers! Every one of 'em! Run! Get out while you can! AndaleOldManHArrisGreeting2 Don't believe me, do you? Just check out the basement, or that shed! There's a reason they're locked! AndaleOldManHArrisGreeting3 If you know what's good for you, you'll get out as soon as you can. They're crazy! Crazy, I tell you! AndaleOldManHarrisKids They'll stay here with me and I'll raise them myself. It's a shame that they have to grow up without their parents. AndaleOldManHarrisKids But, to tell you the truth, it's a lot better than growing up with their parents, everything considered. AndaleOldManHarrisKids Better an orphan than a cannibal, I guess? AndaleOldManHarrisNowWhat We'll do our best, is what we'll do. Me an the kids here in Andale... what's left of it, anyway. AndaleOldManHarrisNowWhat It'll be hard goin', but we'll do the best we can. AndaleOldManHarrisNowWhat I just hope that one day, these kids'll grow up to go some good for this place, after all the evil that's been done here. AndaleOldManHarrisPast Sure did. Can't say that I'm proud of it, though. It was all just normal. It's what we all did. I didn't ever think much about it. AndaleOldManHarrisPast I married Gladys, just like every boy in Andale married the girl closest to his age. We had Linda and she grew up to marry Jack. AndaleOldManHarrisPast It wasn't until Gladys died that I thought about what went on around here. So many people over the years... hundreds... thousands, maybe? AndaleOldManHarrisPast But what could I do? I'm just an old man. But you ended it. Bless you. AndaleOldManHarrisTopic Oh, that old kidder? Whatever he's saying, he's just pulling your leg. He's always joking, that one. AndaleOldManHarrisTopic Oh, Old Man Harris? Don't mind him. He's gone, you know... a little soft in his later years. Ever since Gladys died, he just hasn't been the same. AndaleOldManHarrisTopic Has he been spreading his stories again? Poor guy. I'll just have to have Jack give him a talking to. AndaleOldManHarrisTopic Well, dad always was a bit off his rocker. AndaleOldManHarrisTopicJack1 Did he, now? I've talked to him before about spreading rumors. I guess I'll just have to have another little chat with him. AndaleOldManHarrisTopicJack1 Every time he does this, he scares our new friends off, and we love people! It's a shame when they slip out of our grubby little paws! Ha! AndaleOldManHarrisTopicJack2 Poor guy, it's so sad when senility sets in. AndaleOldManHarrisTopicMartha1 Oh dear... I let that slip didn't I? He used to be. Until I got married. I can't really say much more than that. AndaleOldManHarrisTopicMartha2 Mr. Harris does not smell funny! But... okay, old people do sort of smell funny. AndaleSuspicousRelations Oh, we are. Absolutely. Family first, here in Andale. AndaleSuspicousRelations Oh, we are. Absolutely. Family first, here in Andale. AndaleSuspicousRelationsJack1 Oh, someone spilled our beans, didn't they? Well, Andale has been four families and only four families for a very long time. AndaleSuspicousRelationsJack1 Two families marry into one another, take a new name, and start a new life. There's nothing wrong with that, is there? AndaleSuspicousRelationsJack1 Oh, someone spilled our beans, didn't they? Well, Andale has been four families and only four families for a very long time. AndaleSuspicousRelationsJack1 Two families marry into one another, take a new name, and start a new life. There's nothing wrong with that, is there? AndaleSuspicousRelationsJack1a I can't say that I know what you're talking about, but I sure as heck don't like your tone. You've got no business coming in here and judging us. AndaleSuspicousRelationsJack1a We're four hard working American families. I work hard to put food on the table for my family, so do all the men here. AndaleSuspicousRelationsJack1a It's not easy living the American dream but dammit, we're doing the best we can. AndaleSuspicousRelationsJack1b Now, I know what you're thinking, and don't bother. We're perfectly happy good Christian people here, and we've been that way for 200 years. AndaleSuspicousRelationsJack1b All the men work hard to put food on the table and all the women work hard to make nice homes for us. That's the way it should be. AndaleSuspicousRelationsJack1b This is America, and I'll be damned if I let some Chinese Commies ruin that with a few bombs! AndaleSuspicousRelationsJack2 Well, you know what they say about curiosity, cats, and killing. Just be careful where you stick your nose. We're private people. AndaleTalk1 Darling, what's wrong? AndaleTalk1 What is it, dear? AndaleTalk1 Hello! AndaleTalk1 Hi, there. AndaleTalk2 I don't like that stranger nosing around here. He isn't like the others... This one is a bit more... I don't know. There's something about him. AndaleTalk2 I don't like that stranger nosing around here. She isn't like the others... This one is a bit more... I don't know. There's something about her. AndaleTalk2 That stranger is making me nervous. I don't like the looks I'm getting. Not one bit. I have a funny feeling about this whole thing. AndaleTalk3 Martha, darling. You always say that, you always say, "I have a bad feeling about this one," and every time, things happen like they always do. AndaleTalk3 Oh, darling, there's nothing to be worried about. Jack and I will take care of it. We always do. AndaleTalk4 I know, it's just, you know how I get: worry, worry, worry. That's me! AndaleTalk4 Okay, Bill. I trust you. After all, you know best. AndaleTownTopic Why, it's a place to settle down and raise a family. Of course, we don't just let anyone in here. The home owners association is very clear on that. AndaleTownTopic Besides, there's no room! As amazing as Andale is, is it any wonder that all the houses would be full of happy families? AndaleTownTopic Andale: greatest place there is. We win town of the year every year, we've got no end of food, and no troubles at all. AndaleTownTopic Yep, there's no better place to raise a family. AndaleTownTopic Oh, so you can just make fun of us again? No, thank you. AndaleTownTopic It's the best little town there is. We don't have a care in the world here. I mean, honestly, what more do you need to know? AndaleTownTopic Oh, well, no one ever asks me MY opinion about anything, but I love it here. AndaleTownTopic It's swell! Except... I wish there were more kids. And my dad says that I'm gonna have to marry smelly ol' Jenny Wilson some day. AndaleTownTopic He keeps saying stuff to my mom about keeping the families going, and how when him and Mr. Wilson were brothers, they didn't want to get married. AndaleTownTopic It's weird... that means that Mr. Wilson is my uncle and Jenny is... something. I don't know. It seems weird to marry her. AndaleTownTopicOldManHarris Poor guy. His wife died and he went... well... crazy, I guess. He won't talk to any of us anymore. AndaleTownTopicOldManHarris He stays locked up in his house all day and the girls bring him his meals. He barely eats enough to stay alive. Poor guy, he's all skin and bones. AndaleTownTopicOldManHarris Yeah, well, he's hit it rough. Ever since his wife died, he just hasn't been enthusiastic about the Andale lifestyle anymore. AndaleTownTopicOldManHarris He stays locked up in his house all day and the girls bring him his meals. He barely eats enough to stay alive. Poor guy, he's all skin and bones. AndaleWhatDoYouDo I feed my family and I love my wife and daughter, what else more is there to life, stranger? AndaleWhatDoYouDo Family first! And any man who says anything different is saying something wrong. And you should hit that man. With a stick. AndaleWhatDoYouDo I work to feed my family, just like every red-blooded American man should. AndaleWhatDoYouDo Why, a man that can't keep his family fed isn't any kind of man at all, no sir! Assault Now there was no call for that! Assault Get the fuck away from me! Assault Run! Crazy mungo! Assault You shouldn't have done that! Assault You got a death wish?! Assault Are you out of your fuckin' mind?! Assault Why are you doing this? Assault Whoa! What are you doing? Assault Bad move, friend. Bad move. Assault Assault! Assault! Assault What'd you do that for? Assault I'm under attack! Assault Being engaged by hostile! Request backup! Assault Assault! Assault Adding target to threat matrix. Assault Reanalysis complete. Threat level red. Assault I'm sorry that you had to act that way. Assault I'm afraid that kind of behavior can't be tolerated. Assault Antisocial behavior detected. Assault Criminal behavior will be punished. Assault Antisocial behavior will not be tolerated. Assault Not very sporting of you. Assault That's hardly Marquess of Queensberry rules, now is it? Assault You'll pay for that, you cheeky bastard! Assault What is your major malfunction, maggot? Assault You make me sick, you worthless scumbag. Assault Aggh! Why are you doing this? Assault What the hell has gotten into you? Assault What are you doing? Assault Stop it at once! Assault Stop! Stop it! Assault So, you really are just a rabid cur, aren't you? Assault Are you out of your fuckin' mind? Assault This is highly irregular! Assault Been out of the Vault and now you think you're a big shot, huh? Assault Back off, pal! Assault You looking for trouble? Assault We've got an assault in progress! Assault I'll put you down in a heartbeat. Assault I can assure you, I'm NOT someone to trifle with. Assault Are you out of your goddamned mind? Assault I KNEW I shouldn't have let you in here! Assault What brutality! Assault It's on now, clown shoes! Assault Leave me alone! Assault Stop it! Help! Assault Help! He's attacking me! Assault Help! She's attacking me! Assault You dirty coward! Assault What the hell?! Assault Mistake. Assault Bad idea. Assault Boy, are you out of your mind? Assault Girl, are you out of your mind? Assault Have you lost your damn mind? Assault Do you have any idea who you're dealing with? Assault You dare assault a Brother of Steel? Attack I forgot how much fun it was to shoot Ferals! Attack Ghouls! On me! Attack They're everywhere! Attack Die zombie! Die! Attack You got to shoot them in the head! Attack How the hell did they get in here? Attack Goddamn zombies everywhere! Attack Someone flank that one! Attack Keep firing! Attack Aaah! Aaaah! Attack Gary! Attack Ga-Gaaary! Attack Aggh! Attack Hunh! Attack Yaaaah! Attack Son, get your head down! Attack Honey, get your head down! Attack Get away from my daughter! Attack Get away from my son! Attack You see? This is why I took you to that Vault in the first place... Attack This is lunacy! Attack You think I'm going to let YOU stop me? After all I've been through? Attack I'll kill you before I let anyone harm my child! Attack First that crazy simulation, now this. Has the entire world taken leave of its senses? Attack Traveling the Wasteland, shooting guns! By God, I'm getting too old for this sort of thing! Attack Damnit, just leave us alone! Attack Just like shooting that old BB Gun! You remember? Attack Ahhhhh! Attack Enough! Enough of this! Attack Run! Attack Die, American dogs! Attack You and your country will burn! Attack Lay down and die! Attack We've got to stop them! Attack You'll have to kill me this time, mutie bastards! Attack Come on, guys! We can do this! Attack Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. Attack If I'm going to die, I'm taking one of you with me! Attack This is surprisingly satisfying. Attack I think I'm getting the hang of this. Attack I can't stop them all by myself! Attack I swear, I'll kill you! Attack Yeaggh! Attack Had enough? Attack Foul thing! Attack I'll turn you into fertilizer! Attack How dare you! Attack You're mine, Outsider! Attack Foolish is he who seeks to deceive! Attack Die, betrayer! Attack His wrath upon you! Attack May He smite you! Attack Do I have to do everything myself? Attack Charon! Kill this asshole! Now! Attack Charon! Get over here and help me! Attack Get! Out! Attack This is our town! Attack You just couldn't leave us alone, could you? Attack Die, human! DIE! Attack You fucking humans... Attack This is what you get for fucking with us! Attack Someone get Cerberus! Attack Where's that damn robot? Attack Protect Nuka-Cola personnel at all costs. Attack Protocol KL-001 enforcement proceeding. Attack Targeting trespasser. Locking weapons. Attack Alert! This area is off-limits. Attack Prolonged resistance will only cause more collateral damage. Attack Protect Nuka-Cola installation at all costs. Attack Use of deadly force authorized. Attack All trespassers will be eliminated. Attack Eliminate all trespassers. Attack Continuing Protocol KL-001. Attack Take him out! Attack Light him up! Attack Vengeance is mine! Attack Revenge is sweet! Attack Imprison me will you?! Attack Freedom! Attack I'm no longer your puppet! Attack Aaaaghhh! Attack Grraaaaaah! Attack Yaaaaa! Attack Your life is mine! Attack You're time here is over! Attack Let the best pass first! Attack Don't make me laugh! Attack You're time has come! Attack Meet your fate! Attack I feel so alive! Attack Now's the time for blood! Attack Take this! Attack Continuing intruder countermeasures! Attack Prime directive: protect Vault-Tec data! Attack Intruder Alert! Remove the intruder! Attack Proper Vault-Tec ID not present! Engaging target! Attack All non-essential personnel are to be removed from premises! Attack Intruder Alert! Contacting Vault-Tec Security! Attack The Administration Level is off limits to non-essential personnel! Attack Hold still, punk. Attack You should have just given me the sweetroll. Attack Say "uncle"! Attack How do you like that, huh? Attack Threat to peace located. Pacifying. Attack Threat assessed. Protecting innocents. Attack Please take cover, citizen. Peace is being restored. Attack Contact -- another civilian. Take him down! Attack Yaaaaaah! Attack I'm gonna kill you! Attack Grrrr! Attack You're going down! Attack I wanted to eat you from the beginning, but Jim said noooo. Attack Looks like some good eatin' on this one! Attack Save me a drumstick! Ha ha ha! Attack I'm getting hungry just looking at you! Attack There's the Slaver scum! Kill him! Attack There's the Slaver bitch! Kill her! Attack Kill the Slaver! Attack Die, bitch! Attack Thought you could pick on a Ghoul, did you? Attack Die! Die! Die! Attack How's that for a little retribution! Attack Look out! Angry Ghoul on the loose! Attack You call yourself a man? Attack Is that all you got? Attack Just like the old days! Ha ha ha ha ha! Attack This brings back so many memories! Attack That's it, I'm officially coming out of retirement! Attack Damn it, would you die already! Attack Oh yeah? You like that, huh! Attack Come here and get some! Attack You're messin' with the best, asshole! Attack Somebody help me! Attack Slavers! Kill this asshole! Attack Eulogy wants this one's head! Attack Paradise Falls is the last place you'll ever see! Attack Suck it, hero! Attack Help me with this asshole! Attack Watch your spacing! Attack Remember your training! Attack Brotherhood, engage! Attack Eyes open and heads down, people! Attack Reddin, that's not a damned firehose! Short controlled bursts! Attack Spread out! Don't let them escape! Attack Yeeaaaahh! Attack For Chairman Cheng! Attack Empty your clips! No survivors! Attack Victorious at last! Attack Fire! Attack Shoot them! Shoot them all! Attack Die Americaaannnn!! Attack Kill 'em all! Attack Talon Company! Attack Keep firing! Attack I want this one's head on a fucking plate! Attack You're dead! Attack Firing! Attack Engaging! Attack For the President! Attack Attacking! Attack Assaulting! Attack Charge! Attack Target locked! Attack Weapons hot! Attack Returning fire! Attack Eliminate target! Attack Go for kill shot! Attack Maintaining fire! Attack Attack! Attack Attack pattern beta! Attack Attack pattern alpha! Attack Attack pattern gamma! Attack Fire! Attack Go go go! Attack Lethal force authorized! Attack Dropping hostile! Attack You're going to be sorry! Attack Look out! Attack I can't believe this is happening... Attack Someone should get help! Attack Somebody help me! Attack Holy smokes, that was close! Attack I think I'm bleeding! Attack Tunnel Snakes rule! Attack The Overseer's going to hear about this. Attack The Overseer won't tolerate this kind of behavior. Attack America will never fall to Communist invasion. Attack Commencing tactical assessment. Red Chinese threat detected. Attack Democracy is non-negotiable. Attack Engaging Red Chinese aggressors. Attack Freedom is the sovereign right of every American. Attack Death is a preferable alternative to Communism. Attack Chairman Cheng will fail. China will fall. Attack Communist engaged. Attack Communist detected on American soil. Lethal force engaged. Attack Democracy will never be defeated. Attack Alaska's liberation is imminent. Attack Engaging Chinese invader. Attack Communism is a lie. Attack Initiating directive 7395 -- destroy all Communists. Attack Tactical assessment: Red Chinese victory... impossible. Attack Communist target acquired. Attack Anchorage will be liberated. Attack Communism is the very definition of failure. Attack The last domino falls here. Attack We will not fear the Red Menace. Attack Communism is a temporary setback on the road to freedom. Attack Embrace Democracy, or you will be eradicated. Attack Democracy is truth. Communism is death. Attack Light 'em up! Attack Suppress! Suppress! Attack Outcasts! On me! Attack Aggressor targeted! Attack Engaging! Attack Submit, Wastelander! Attack Eliminating hostiles! Attack On my target, Outcasts! Attack Sic semper tyrannus! Attack Don't let 'em escape! Attack Tear 'em up! Attack Take 'em out! Attack Aim for the head! Attack You're mine, sucker! Attack Round 'em up and take 'em down! Attack This is how I like it! Attack I got somethin' special for ya! Attack Oh, I LOVE this shit! Attack School's out, asshole! Attack I'm gonna mess you up! Attack Come on! Attack Bring it on! Attack Yeaaaaaaaaah! Attack Eat it! Attack I'm gonna mount you on my fucking wall! Attack Beg... beg! Attack Ooohh! I love when they fight back! Attack You're dead! dead! Attack Come on... come on... Attack You're gonna die! Ha ha ha! Attack Grrrr.... Attack You're dead, bitch! Attack Aggghhh! Attack Yeeeaaahhh! Attack Oooh! Got a feisty one! Attack I'll tear your heart out! Attack Call a doctor! We got a bleeder! Ha ha ha ha ha! Attack I'm gonna kick your ass! Attack Eat it! Attack You like that, huh? You like that? Attack Help me with this one! Attack You're dead! Dead! Attack Threat level: red. Attack Weapon status: engaged. Attack Weapon systems locked on. Attack Engaging hostile target. Attack Weapons free. Non-combatants are advised to stand clear. Attack Status report: green. All systems within acceptable operating parameters. Attack Status report: yellow. Primary systems have sustained significant damage. Reinforcement recommended. Attack Status report: yellow and falling. Perimeter security can no longer be guaranteed. Attack Status report: red. Primary system failure imminent. Repair or reinforcement recommended. Attack Warning! System failure imminent. Attack Threat assessment: primary target is at large and undamaged. Full perimeter alert recommended. Attack Threat assessment: primary target has been engaged, but continues to exhibit hostile intent. Attack Threat assessment: primary target heavily damaged. Continuing to engage. Attack Threat assessment: primary target has suffered critical damage. Neutralization imminent. Attack Threat assessment: primary target almost neutralized. Stand by. Attack Be advised. Hostiles in area. Threat neutralization in progress. Attack Non-combatants are advised to stand clear of weapons discharge. Attack Alert. Hostiles in area. Attack Locking on... firing. Attack Alert. Security operation in progress. Stand clear of security perimeter. Attack Alert. Use of lethal force in progress. Non-combatant safety cannot be guaranteed. Attack Tsk. I really thought we could be friends. Attack Please, lower your weapon and submit. Attack I'm a much better tactician than you. It's all in the brain, you see. Attack Please don't take this the wrong way. Attack Which do you like better -- the psionic beam or the laser? Attack Nothing personal. Attack You could run? I am trying to kill you, after all. Attack I hope this unpleasantness will be over soon. Attack Hold still please. It's harder to hit you if you keep running around like that. Attack I hope we can still be friends when this is all over. Attack Please believe me when I say I'm not enjoying this. Attack I wish there was some other way we could have worked this out. Attack I'm afraid I'm a very lethal killing machine. Attack Running away is probably your only hope. Attack My programming requires that I keep trying to kill you. Attack Don't feel bad if you don't defeat me. I am one of the most advanced military robots available. Attack I'm not programmed to fail. Just so you know. Attack They could have programmed me to love. To forgive. But nnoooo... Attack I don't mean to be insensitive, but you really can't win. Attack I calculate your chance of success as... well, no need to be morbid. Attack Firing weapons. Attack Engaging hostile target. Attack Law abiding citizens, please leave the area. Attack Please take cover until the danger has been eliminated. Attack Put down your weapons and submit to authority. Attack Warning. Systems failure imminent. Attack Warning. Repair urgently required. Attack Warning. Continued operation cannot be guaranteed. Please contact an authorized repair representative immediately. Attack Calculating chance of success... 80%. Attack Calculating chance of success... 50%. Attack Calculating chance of success... 20%. Attack Calculating chance of success... less than 5%. Your safety can no longer be guaranteed. Attack Do not be alarmed. Order will be restored soon. Please stand by. Attack Continued resistance is unlawful. Attack Your cooperation is requested. Attack Warning. Hostiles in area. Attack Multiple hostile targets detected. Requesting backup. Attack Engaging multiple hostiles. Attack Engagement with multiple hostiles in progress. Please stand clear of the combat area. Attack Do not be alarmed. Law and order will be restored shortly. Attack For your safety, please take cover until the lawbreaker is dealt with. Attack This is a lawful use of deadly force. Please direct complaints to your local law enforcement authorities. Attack Please clear the area until order has been restored. Attack A lawful use of deadly force is in progress. Citizens are advised to clear the area. Attack Violence will not be tolerated. Attack Eat hot lead, you commie bastard! Attack Ready to die for your country? Attack Pain is just weakness leaving the body! Attack Today's a hell of day to die, commie! Attack Come on, people, give 'em hell! Attack How do you like that, you mother-loving commie! Attack Made in the U.S.A.! Attack No surrender! Attack Is that the best you can do? Attack I'm just getting warmed up! Hoo-ah! Attack There's nothing I like better than the smell of plasma in the morning! Attack What's the matter, you pansy ass pinko? Getting tired? Attack We are lean! We are mean! Attack I have a personal message for you from Uncle Sam! Attack Running will only make the pain last longer! Attack Kill them all! God will understand. Attack There's nothing I like better than making some other poor bastard die for his country. Attack Now you're starting to piss me off. Attack *Sigh.* Why must you humans always resort to violence? Attack Do stand still! Attack And who gets to clean up all this blood? Me, that's who... Attack Oohh. Yesss... Let's all beat up on the robot... Attack By God, if I had hands I would strangle the life out of you! Attack Have at thee! Attack For Queen and country! Attack You have insulted my honor, and for that, you must die! Attack Kill! Attack Die! Attack Never! Attack Pain! Attack Again! Attack Stop you! Attack Human! Attack Yeeargh! Attack Raaagghh! Attack Raaarr! Attack Agghh! Attack Arrggh! Attack I am in control here. Attack You disappoint me. Attack You've brought this on yourself. Attack Watch your fire! Don't hit the merchandise! Attack What do I pay you people for? Take 'em down! Attack I want her head on a platter! Attack I want his head on a platter! Attack Forward, brothers! Attack For the Brotherhood! Attack Vargas, Reddin! Spread out and flank 'em! Attack Colvin! I want fire on that target now! Attack I want those targets down now! Attack Oh, a tough guy, huh? Attack I got another one just like that in my other hand. Attack Teach you to mess with the Tunnel Snakes! Attack Had enough yet? Attack Come on! Attack Oh yeah. Attack Get him, guys! Attack Get her, guys! Attack How do you like that, Poindexter? Attack Maybe this time the lesson will stick. Attack Did you see that, Butch? I nailed him a good one! Attack I can't believe I'm hitting a girl. Attack Tunnel Snakes rule, losers drool! Attack Watch your spacing! Attack Concentrate your fire! Attack By the numbers, Pride! Short, controlled bursts! Attack Keep firing! They bleed just like anything else! Attack I'm gonna rip you up, clown shoes! Attack Die, mother fucker! Attack Tunnel Snakes rule! Attack Tunnel Snakes for life! Attack Oh yeah, we so rule! Attack Sit on it! Attack Rock and roll! Attack You suckers are so screwed! Attack Yeah, eat it! Attack Rumble! Attack Who's your daddy? Attack Yeah, how you like it? Attack Go run home to mommy! Attack You're pathetic! Attack Give up now, if you know what's good for you! Attack You don't even know how screwed you are! Attack No one messes with the Tunnel Snakes! Attack Yeah! Attack How you like me now? Attack Aw, yeah! Attack Hope you weren't thinking of being a model, pal. Attack Tough luck, pal! Attack Time for a beating! Attack Have at you! Attack Take this! And this! Attack Science always triumphs! Attack Fuck you! Attack Rarg! Attack Ha ha ha ha! Attack YARRRRRRG! Attack Goddammit, I love violence! Attack Die! Die! Fuckin' die! Attack Die! Attack Is that the best you got? Attack Don't you bleed on me! Attack Oh, I can't wait to see you bleed out! Attack Man, I missed this shit! Attack Hell yeah! Ha ha ha! Attack It's good to be back! Attack You are so dead. Attack That's right... keep comin'... Attack Goddamn, aren't you dead yet? Attack You're going down. Attack I really missed this. Attack Yeah! Yeah! Attack Charon! Stop her! Attack Charon! Stop him! Attack Charon! Kill! Attack It's time for you to be going. Attack I hate scrubbing blood out of the floors. Attack I never should've let you on this damn boat! Attack Everyone's so goddamn trigger happy these days. Attack You've left me no choice. Attack Damnit! Attack Security! Need some help over here! Attack Stand down! Attack Do you WANT to die?! Attack Stupid! Attack Goddamn moron! Attack This whole scene is crazy! Attack We are so the baddest gang in the Wastes. Attack Man, sure beats living in the Vault, huh? Attack Least I'm not stuck being a barber anymore. Attack So, you're a masochist... Attack Any moment now, you'll be dead. Are you excited to see what that's like? Attack You like that? Attack Get the hell out of my town! Attack I hate wasting ammo on idiots. Attack Had enough? Attack I do enjoy a good row! Attack Ha ha! Take that! Attack What fun! Attack Just get away from me! Attack Stay back! Attack Leave me alone! Attack God damn runaway! Attack Kill the slaves! Attack I'll see you dead or in chains! Attack Freedom! Attack I won't die in chains! Attack Goddamn slaver! Attack Need some help with this one! Attack Did I hit him? Attack Take him down! Attack Keep them pinned! Attack You'll never take me alive! Attack Come and get it if you want it! Attack It's all a terrible mistake. Attack I'm so sorry. Attack This world makes no sense to me. Attack Why is there so much suffering? Attack I will always remember you. Attack Maybe this time it will be different. Attack Is life just a cruel illusion? Attack Yeah?! Yeah?! You want some of this? Attack Batter up! Attack Huargh! Attack Ggrrrr! Attack Arrggh! Attack You like that? Attack That's it, that's it. Attack What's the matter, huh? Can't stand the sight of your own blood? Attack Damn it! Attack There's more where that came from. Attack Yeah! Yeah! Attack Bring it! Attack Had enough? Attack Yeah! Attack You like that, you bastard? Attack Want some more? Attack Steady! Attack Don't let them get away! Attack Aggghhh! Attack Stop moving around so much! Attack Will you just... stand still! Attack Hold still, meat. Attack Die! Die! Diiiieee!! Attack The right to bear arms shall never be infringed! Attack You'll never take me alive! Attack You'll be sorry you messed with Laszlo Radford! Attack Die commie scum! Attack Mr. Burke says goodnight! Attack You should have followed Burke's orders! Attack You blew up Megaton, you fucker! Attack This is for Megaton! Attack I had family in Megaton! Attack You need to learn some manners! Attack I'm gonna beat you up! Attack You're gonna get it now! Attack I'm going to teach you a lesson you won't forget! Attack Take this! Attack Grrrrrgh! Attack Arrrgh! Attack Arrgh! Attack Grrrghh! Attack Take that, you little buggers! Attack Filthy little monsters! Attack God, I hate these things! Attack Get away from me! Attack You shouldn't have tried to run. Attack Your father betrayed us all! Attack You didn't really think you could get away from us, did you? Attack I knew we would find you eventually. Attack Overseer's orders, I'm afraid. Attack The punishment for treason is death. Attack Too bad it had to end this way. But orders are orders. Attack You know, I liked your dad. I guess he had us all fooled. Attack I'll try to make this as painless as possible. Attack Don't make this more difficult than it has to be. Attack I've been wanting to do this for a long time, you little punk. Attack If he let me beat up Amata, just imagine what he'll let me do to you. Attack Jonas cried while we beat him, did you know that? Attack Hold still and take it like a man. Attack Come and get it, you dirty traitor! Attack Why'd you have to go and attack me? Now I have no choice. Attack I would have let you go, you know. I always liked you. Attack Run for it, miss! Attack Run for it, son! Attack You don't have to do this. Attack You're no better than your father. Attack I always knew it would come to this. Attack How dare you threaten me? Attack Your father was a traitor and a coward! Attack Guards! Help me! Attack Off with you now! Attack That�s it! Back to your vile little hidey holes! Attack Get back! Attack Squish it! Attack Watch out, Andy! Attack Ggggrrraaarrrrr! Attack YYeeaaahh! Attack Huurraaggh! Attack These robots are crazy! Attack What the hell is going on? Attack Put them down, now! Attack Die! Attack You want a little, huh? You want a little somethin'? Attack Time to die! Ha ha ha ha ha! Attack Time's up, princess! Attack Should have stayed in bed today, hero! Attack Look at the little boy playin' tough guy! Ha ha ha ha ha! Attack You wanna be my new boyfriend? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Attack Scribes! Remember your training! Attack Defend the Citadel, scribes! Attack Call the Knights! Attack For the Citadel! Attack You will die here! Attack You dare spill blood on this sacred ground? Attack For Elder Lyons! Attack You're no better than that mutie scum... Attack Friendly in the firezone! Watch your targets! Attack You there! Moron! We're crashing your little party so keep your head down. Attack You like that, you big ugly bastard? Attack Take 'em down, people! Attack Lyons Pride! Attack You like that, mutie? Huh? Huh? Attack You ain't so super now, huh? Attack That's it... Attack Steady... Attack Too easy. Attack Give me some help with this one! Attack Just me, or are these things actually getting uglier? Attack Damn it! Would you die already! Attack We both know how this ends, you mutant freak! Attack Got a present for ya, Frankenstein! Attack Engaging! Attack Aggghhh! Attack Need some help here! Attack Eyes on, people! Attack You're facing superior weapons and training! Submit! Attack The Wasteland will forget you ever existed. Attack Concentrating fire! Attack Brothers! Stand as one! Attack Target acquired! Attack Firing! Attack Got 'em in my sights! Attack Opening up! Attack Have courage, my brothers! Attack Drop 'em! Attack Targeting! Attack Stand strong, Brotherhood! Attack There's another one! Attack Hostile incoming! Attack Engaging! Attack I got plenty more! Come on! Attack I've had enough of you! Attack You're going down, boy! Attack You're goin' down, girl! Attack Hooeee! Now this is a fight! Attack Say your prayers! Attack Die, square! Attack Time for you to die, lad. Attack Time for you to die, lass. Attack Keep tryin'. Attack In Atom's name, you'll pay for your transgressions! Attack By Atom's grace, be still! Attack Time to put you down. Attack Let's call this one a mercy killin'. Attack Colin! Colin, help! Attack Someone get the Sheriff! Attack I knew you were no good! Attack Wasteland bastard! Attack Leo! Andy! Help me! Attack Leo! I need you! Attack I'm gonna tear you a new asshole! Attack It's been too long since I killed someone. Attack Haha! I missed this! Attack Are you afraid, boy? I can smell it. Attack Are you afraid, girl? I can smell it. Attack Goddammit! Not again! Attack Andy! Help! We've got another one! Attack Someone get Jericho! Attack Now THAT was a mistake. Attack You're gonna leave here in a box! Attack You think you're fast enough, stranger? Attack Help! Someone help me! Attack Billy! Attack Help me, Billy! Attack Nathan! Help! Attack Get your guns, Nathan! Attack Help me! Someone! Attack By Atom, stop this! Attack Husband! Run for the Sheriff! Attack Die, heathen! Attack ...from my cold dead hands. Attack Colin! We need help over here! Attack Jericho! Where's Jericho? Attack You think you're the first asshole to get rough with me? Attack I hate scum like you. Attack Goddamn kids! Attack This old man's still got some fight in him! Attack Die, Raider scum! Attack This is our town! Attack This is what they pay me for. Attack Your corpse is just a fat bonus to me. Attack Die! Attack Grrrr! Attack Grrarrr! Attack Yeeaagghh! Attack Aggghhh! Attack Raaarrrr! Attack We are the future! Attack Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Attack Kill them! Kill them all! Attack We are unstoppable! Attack Bleed! Bleed and die! Attack You had your time, human! Attack Stupid little man! Attack You die now, human! Ha ha ha ha ha! Attack Stupid lady! Attack Bucketheads die! Attack I'll eat your brain and drink your blood! Attack Die, metalman! Attack Grrrr... Attack I'm going to eat your arms when you're dead, human! Attack Arrrh! Attack Huurrmpph! Attack Rrraaar! Attack Rrrhhaaar! Attack Haaarraarr! Attack Gyyaarr! Attack Hhheeeeyyaaa! Attack Huunnhh! Attack Yaaaagghh! Attack Raaarrggh! Attack Roooaaarr! Attack Rrraaarrgghh! Attack Yeeeaaahhh! Attack Yeeeaaahhh ha ha! Attack Rip! Squash! Smash! Attack Raarr! Attack Yaaghh! Attack Aaaaiiiieeee!! Attack Yaaaiii!! Attack Just... stand... still! Attack Stop moving, stupid man! Attack I'm going to eat your arms when you're dead, human! Attack You are weak! I am stroooonng! Attack Oh ho ho! Little baby scared? Attack Scream! Scream for your worthless life! Attack Why... you... stupid.. humans... always... fight?! Attack Hurry up and die! I'm hungry! Ha ha ha ha ha! Attack Now you went and got me mad! AttackResponse Nice one, Butch! AttackResponse Give him another one! AttackResponse Give her another one! AttackResponse Hit him again! AttackResponse Hit her again! AvoidThreat Gaaaaaaary! AvoidThreat Look out! AvoidThreat Incoming! AvoidThreat Watch it! AvoidThreat Watch yourself! AvoidThreat Explosives! AvoidThreat Take cover! AvoidThreat Impact imminent! AvoidThreat That's not good... AvoidThreat Yaaaaaaaa! AvoidThreat Oh... crap. AvoidThreat Move, move! AvoidThreat Get out of here! AvoidThreat Shit! AvoidThreat Incoming! AvoidThreat Watch it! AvoidThreat Watch out! AvoidThreat Threat detected! AvoidThreat Clear the area! AvoidThreat Duck and cover! AvoidThreat Fuck me! AvoidThreat Holy shit! AvoidThreat Oh shit! AvoidThreat Run, run, RUN! AvoidThreat DUCK! AvoidThreat Watch out! AvoidThreat Over there! Watch it! AvoidThreat Watch your step, son. AvoidThreat Watch your step, honey. AvoidThreat Watch your step. AvoidThreat Careful! AvoidThreat Watch out! AvoidThreat Watch it! AvoidThreat Watch yourself! AvoidThreat Cheese it! AvoidThreat Out of my way! AvoidThreat Crap! Run! AvoidThreat That's no toy, man! AvoidThreat Beat it, that's about to blow! AvoidThreat Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, crap, crap! AvoidThreat Run! Grenade! AvoidThreat Pineapple! AvoidThreat Shit! Grenade! AvoidThreat It's a fuckin' grenade! AvoidThreat Fuck! Watch out! AvoidThreat Oh my! Watch out! AvoidThreat Damn! Look out! AvoidThreat Watch out! AvoidThreat Yikes! The proximity of that was alarming! AvoidThreat Careful! AvoidThreat It's gonna blow! AvoidThreat Holy shit! AvoidThreat Be careful! AvoidThreat Watch out! AvoidThreat Get away! Get away! AvoidThreat Away from there! Now! AvoidThreat Cover! AvoidThreat Gonna blow! AvoidThreat Look out! AvoidThreat Run away! AvoidThreatResponse Whoa! AvoidThreatResponse Moooove! AvoidThreatResponse Nooooooo! AvoidThreatResponse Holy shit! AvoidThreatResponse Watch your ass! AvoidThreatResponse Duck! AvoidThreatResponse Protect yourself! AvoidThreatResponse It's live! AvoidThreatResponse Go, go, go! AvoidThreatResponse Get away from it! AvoidThreatResponse Heads down! AvoidThreatResponse Watch out! AvoidThreatResponse Nooooo! AvoidThreatResponse Get back! BarterExit Did you take something? BarterExit Hey, what are you doing? BarterExit Did you find what you were looking for? BarterExit Let me know if you need anything else. BarterExit Yeah, yeah. I hope you choke on it. BarterExit Don't like your deal? Tough shit. BarterExit No refunds, asshole. BarterExit What wonderful items for the Museum of Dave! BarterExit A pleasure doing business with you. BarterExit Another satisfied customer. BarterExit Give me a shout if you need anything else. BarterExit Thanks. BarterExit Come again! I should have more stuff in soon. BarterExit Always a grab bag with my stuff, see? BarterExit Come back later. Never know when I'll get another big find! BarterExit Don't forget to sign out. BarterExit Gotcha. We'll see you next time... leech... BarterExit Try not to break it, outsider. BarterExit You done? Good. BarterExit That it? BarterExit Enjoy! BarterExit Come back if you're still hungry! BarterExit See you soon, drunky. BarterExit Come back when you're sober. BarterExit That should liquor you up for a while. BarterExit Come back anytime! BarterExit Enjoy the drinks. BarterExit Enjoy the ride. BarterExit You'll be higher that a fucking kite. BarterExit Good hunting! BarterExit Don't hurt yourself! BarterExit You'll shoot your eye out! BarterExit You must come back soon. BarterExit It's been a pleasure doing business. BarterExit Enjoy your meal. BarterExit Just call me if you want that freshened. Bed Huh? Oh... 120 caps... I guess. Bed Since Colin's not running the show anymore, it's just the room now. 120 caps. Up front. Bed Well... for you? A room and some company will run you 120 caps. Up front. Bed A mere 120 caps. Bed Only 120 caps. You won't get a better deal than that. BedNO Okay, then. BedNO Okay, then. BedNO Very good, madam. BedNO Very good, sir. BedNO Okay, then. BedYES Oh. Sorry... there's not really anything I can do. I have to make money, you know. BedYES Ok, it's right over there. Middle room. BedYES Well, you aren't gonna get very far with no money. BedYES Right at the top of the stairs, honey. That's your room. BedYES Right at the top of the stairs, honey. The room with the big bed. BedYES A regretable error on your part. We will be happy to service you when you have the necessary funds. BedYES Excellent. Simply venture into the hallway, turn left, first door on your left. That is your room. BedYES Well, when you do, you know where to find me. BedYES That sounds like a deal. Out in the hallway, turn left, first door on your left. That's your room. BigtownBittercupGreeting1 No one understands me. You're just like all the others around here. BigtownBittercupGreeting1a Finally! Someone who doesn't judge me! You know, the people here are just so quick to assume that they know everything about you. BigtownBittercupGreeting1a I mean, like, just because I look different doesn't mean that I'm some sort of freak, you know? It's like, hello, this world sucks! BigtownBittercupGreeting1a No one gets that, they're all like "blah blah blah, what's wrong with that girl?". BigtownBittercupGreeting1b FINE! Be that way! You'll be sorry! You'll all be sorry! BigtownBittercupGreeting1b1 Oh! You... you... ... ...no one understands me... *sniff* BigtownBittercupGreeting2 Finally! Someone who doesn't judge me! You know, the people here are just so quick to assume that they know everything about you. BigtownBittercupGreeting2 I mean, like, just because I'm different doesn't mean that I'm some sort of freak, you know? It's like, hello, this world sucks! BigtownBittercupGreeting2 No one gets that, they're all like "blah blah blah, what's wrong with that girl?". BigtownBittercupGreeting2a That's what they always say. "Blah blah, Bittercup you need to pay attention when you're on patrol". Like, what, I'm supposed to stop slavers? BigtownBittercupGreeting2a I mean, that's Flash's job, not mine. Besides, it doesn't matter, they're going to get us sooner or later. BigtownBittercupGreeting2a Back in Lamplight, they always said that Bigtown was a safe place, that there's nothing to worry about when you leave. BigtownBittercupGreeting2b God! It's so nice to have someone who understands! I mean, sure, when I left Little Lamplight, I was happy to be out of there. BigtownBittercupGreeting2b I was dating Pappy then, you know. I got here and he was all like "Bigtown will be safe", but it wasn't! This place is always under attack! BigtownBittercupGreeting2b But I don't date liars, so I dumped his ass and got with Flash. But that didn't last very long. Me and Timebomb were a thing for a while, too. BigtownBittercupGreeting2c Hey, whatever. And here I thought you were cute. Guess you're just the same as everyone else here. BigtownBittercupGreeting2c Anyway, did you want something or did you just come over here to judge me? BigtownBittercupRel Oh, yeah, what is it? Um, not that I care what you think. BigtownBittercupRel1A I dunno. What does it matter anyway? We're all going to be mutant chow eventually. BigtownBittercupRel1A And what do you know?! You wastelanders and your dirty clothes and roughed up faces! YOU look like a serial killer! BigtownBittercupRel1A You're not ... uh, seeing anyone right now. Are you? BigtownBittercupRel1B Really? I mean... good. No one wants to look like the boring slobs in this town, anyway. BigtownBittercupRel1B Besides, if we're all going to die here, I at least want my corpse to look better than these inane wastelanders. BigtownBittercupRel1C That's why I never go out during the day. The moon has such a better shine to it than the sun. BigtownBittercupRel2A Oh, um, well. I need to get going, but come back and visit me sometime, okay? BigtownBittercupRel2B Oh, um, well. I need to get going, but come back and visit me sometime, okay? BigtownBittercupRel2C Oh, um, well. I need to get going, but come back and visit me sometime, okay? BigtownBittercupRel3A You're not ... uh, seeing anyone right now. Are you? BigtownBittercupRel3B You're not ... uh, seeing anyone right now. Are you? BigtownBittercupRel3C And what do you know?! You wastelanders and your dirty clothes and roughed up faces! YOU look like a serial killer! BigtownBittercupRel3C You're not ... uh, seeing anyone right now. Are you? BigtownBittercupRel4A You're not ... uh, seeing anyone right now. Are you? BigtownBittercupRel4B You're not ... uh, seeing anyone right now. Are you? BigtownBittercupRel4C And what do you know?! You wastelanders and your dirty clothes and roughed up faces! YOU look like a serial killer! BigtownBittercupRel4C You're not ... uh, seeing anyone right now. Are you? BigtownBittercupRelEND Ugh, hurry up. I have poetry I need to write. Dark poetry. BigtownFlashGreeting1 Well, we've got Super Mutants out that way and Slavers up that way. Take your pick. BigtownFlashGreeting1 They both come in here, drag off as many as they can carry and shoot whoever puts up a fight. BigtownFlashGreeting1 The best we can ever hope for is that they get here at the same time and fight over who gets to kill us. BigtownFlashGreeting2 And where are we going to go? Megaton won't have us, Lamplight won't take us back, and Rivet City is too far. BigtownFlashGreeting2 Besides, the bunch of us can't even hold this town, can you imagine us shlepping across the wasteland? BigtownFlashGreeting3 There aren't many of us left. There's me and Pappy. Red runs the clinic, but she's been taken by the mutant. Kimba does what she can. BigtownFlashGreeting3 And there's Bittercup. She's just about as useless as a human being can be. Timebomb was hurt in the last raid, so he's out. BigtownFlashGreeting3 That's about it. The Mutants and Slavers have taken everyone else. Just us and a couple of guns are all that's left. BigtownFlashGreeting3 There aren't many of us left. There's me and Pappy. Red runs the clinic. Kimba does what she can. BigtownFlashGreeting3 And there's Bittercup. She's just about as useless as a human being can be. Timebomb was hurt in the last raid, so he's out. Shorty is unpredictable. BigtownFlashGreeting3 That's about it. The Mutants and Slavers have taken everyone else. Just us and a couple of guns are all that's left. BigtownFlashGreetingEND Yeah, we'll see. BigtownFlashGreetingThreat Yeah, yeah, you're a scary wastelander. Look, you'll either kill us, or you won't. BigtownFlashGreetingThreat Most of us have already accepted death so you won't get much of a reaction with your threats. At least we won't be slaves if you shoot us all. BigtownFlashGreetingThreat1 Then I'm going down fighting! BigtownFlashGreetingThreat2 Aren't you swell. Did you need something else or can I go back to my patrol? BigtownFlashGreetingThreat2 Gee, thanks. Are we done here? BigTownGoodbye I keep asking you about that, but you never listen. Next time, I'm just going to thrust a hammer and nails into your hands. BigTownGoodbye Um, Yeah. Yeah, they are. BigTownGoodbye Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. Just a bit jumpy lately. BigTownGoodbye Painful, I guess. BigTownGoodbye That's all right, Shorty. I'm sure you can do that by yourself. BigTownGoodbye I'm still recovering. That Wastelander saved my life! BigTownGoodbye Ah, but that sounds boring! I know -- think of something cooler, and I'll come back later. BigTownGoodbye Oh, okay. I'll just ask you again later, all right? BigTownGoodbye Oh, yeah, sure, okay. Later, then! BigTownGoodbye Shorty, I just got here, but I know you're not in charge. BigTownGoodbye Oh, that's... uh... I mean... sure! Tomorrow, then! BigTownGoodbye Oh
, hey Pappy. Uh, nice to see you. I�m, uh, I�m just going to walk over there where it�s less depressing�
BigTownGoodbye Life was cruel then, and it's cruel now. BigTownGoodbye I don't question my greatness, and neither should you. BigTownGoodbye You're damn right you do! 'Cause I'm the only one who can really keep this town safe. BigTownGoodbye Hey, me and shortness go a long way back, so shut up! BigTownGoodbye No we aren't. This is a dictatorship! Run by ME! BigTownGoodbye Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. BigTownGoodbye I don't even know what to do you with, Bittercup. BigTownGoodbye Can't, there's no room on my clothes for more blood. Seriously, Pappy, it's a scratch. You'll be fine. BigTownGoodbye Well, I'm glad you're okay. Stop by the clinic in a few days for a checkup. BigTownGoodbye Well, Pappy, when the arm falls off and you're rolling on the ground in agony, I'll come take a look at it. BigTownGoodbye No thanks, Kimba. BigTownGoodbye Sure Flash, but leave the gun at home this time. There is no way to officially diagnose a weapon as "awesome." BigTownGoodbye I don't know what good it will do, but thanks Timebomb. I'll ask you about it later. BigTownGoodbye I can't believe you just said that. Just go away. Bother someone else. BigTownGoodbye How about I don't do that, and you go away. BigTownGoodbye Terrible. Same as the last time you asked. BigTownGoodbye I don't know about that, but Big Town isn't much better. Hell, it�s worse. Much worse. BigTownGoodbye No sense worrying about them now. We live in Big Town, remember? We're on our own. BigTownGoodbye That just means they're getting ready. They'll come for us, I know it. BigTownGoodbye We're doomed. Doomed. BigTownGoodbye Don't worry about it, Timebomb. Just try not to strain yourself, okay? BigTownGoodbye Oh, I wouldn't worry about him. He's been like that since Lamplight. He'll be fine. BigTownGoodbye You're welcome, Red. Sorry I couldn't do anything more than wash bandages. BigTownGoodbye Whatever, Sticky. BigTownGoodbye You're right. BigTownGoodbye I don't know, Pappy. I just don't know. BigTownGoodbye I'm sorry, Pappy, but what else can we do? I miss Lamplight. BigTownGoodbye That's, um, that's great Timebomb. Well, I'm glad you're all right. BigTownGoodbye Oh yeah. "I'll never be mayor. Everyone hates me," he used to say. BigTownGoodbye Ease into it, Timebomb. I can handle the town myself while you're recovering. BigTownGoodbye Some other time, Sticky. I've got better things to do then babysit you. BigTownGoodbye Just fine, Red. I'll stop by the clinic later. And yes, the gun is coming with me. BigTownGoodbye Don't worry, Kimba. If any Muties or Raiders are out there, my new gun and I will be like �pop-pop� you're dead! BigTownGoodbye I'm not calling you short, Shorty! Oh wait... I think I just did! BigTownGoodbye Whoa, whoa. Calm down. Nevermind. BigTownGoodbye Whatever, Sticky. BigTownGoodbye I know, isn't it? Bang-Bang! Yeah! BigTownGoodbye Only your complete and utter lack of importance. BigTownGoodbye Jerk. I'm glad we broke up. BigtownPappyRepair Yeah, I can do it. BigtownPappyRepair Sure thing. I guess I'll take caps in trade. BigtownPappyRepair Okay, just make it quick. BigTownRedTimebomb I told you, that's Timebomb. And if it were up to you, he'd be dead. Just stay away from him. BigTownRedTimebomb That's Timebomb. He got lucky. During the last raid, the mutant shot him down in the street. BigTownRedTimebomb Normally, they go for the kill, but I managed to drag Timebomb away before they could get they killing blow in. BigTownRedTimebomb I dragged him back to the clinic, but his injuries are way beyond what I can deal with. Honestly, there's not much hope for him. BigTownRedTimebomb That's Timebomb. He got lucky. During the last raid, the mutant shot him down in the street. BigTownRedTimebomb Normally, they go for the kill, but I managed to drag Timebomb away before they could get they killing blow in. BigTownRedTimebomb I dragged him back to the clinic, but his injuries are way beyond what I can deal with. Honestly, there's not much hope for him. BigtownRedTimebomb1 Maybe you can. Feel free to take a look at him. But don't get in over your head. He's got some pretty nasty injuries. BigtownRedTimebomb1 I doubt it. I've dealt with dozens of battlefield injuries at this point, and the best I've been able to do is keep him knocked out. BigtownRedTimebomb2 I keep him alive because he's my friend. That's how we work around here -- we watch out for each other. I wouldn't expect you to understand. BigtownRedTimebomb2 I told you, I keep him alive because he's my friend. That's how we work around here -- we watch out for each other. BigtownRedTimebomb2a Maybe. But I'd rather die as a moron who cares for my friends than be a heartless jerk like you. BigtownRedTimebomb2b No. It isn't. Not to me. BigtownRedTimebomb2c I'm sorry, it's just been hard. When I managed to save him, I though there might be a chance... BigtownRedTimebomb2c But now, it just looks like he's going to die like the others. And... I just can't bring myself to deal with it. BigtownRedTimebombEND Yeah. Let's do that. BigTownResponse Yeah, yeah. I'm fine, Red. Super fine. Super duper fine. That Wastelander saved me! BigTownResponse Fine. Fine. I'm all... fine. Super fine. BigTownResponse Yeah, so did I! You ever think about helping me! Huh!? Asshole! BigTownResponse I'm having a great time, here, Timebomb. But is everyone always this glum? BigTownResponse Great, Red. Hey, can I stop by the clinic later? I wanted your help picking my new nickname. You know, for Big Town. BigTownResponse Come on, Flash. I'm not a little kid anymore. You can stop calling me Sticky. BigTownResponse Aww, quit it. I'm not a kid anymore! Call me by my real name, would ya? BigTownResponse Well, you could help ME by resetting the barricades. BigTownResponse The alignments are all wrong, the walls are too short, and you're stupid-looking. BigTownResponse Why? Because I'm short? Who are you calling short!? BigTownResponse Little? Who you calling little! I was running this town long before you guys showed up! BigTownResponse That sounds fine, Timebomb. Just take it easy when I bring out the surgical tools. I've never heard anyone scream that loud before. BigTownResponse Not right now, Sticky. I'm a little busy. Can we talk later? BigTownResponse I'm not sure everyone would agree with you, Shorty. And besides, don't you think the barricades are high enough for you? BigTownResponse No thanks, Kimba. Could you check in on Pappy, though? He's about as happy as a dead Brahmin lately. BigTownResponse Pappy, I told you last time and the time before that. It's a scratch. You're not going to die. BigTownResponse That takes forever, Shorty. Several hours at least. BigTownResponse I swear it's infected, Red. I think you might need to amputate. BigTownResponse Do you know how to use it? BigTownResponse Everyone eventually finds their place in town, Sticky. Don't worry about it. BigTownResponse Shorty, you were never mayor, remember? The other kids would just pick you up and throw you. BigTownResponse That's great, Flash. Amazing how you could do that with only 10 bullets. BigTownResponse We can keep moving the barricades back. That seems to help. BigTownResponse Hey, Pappy. BigTownResponse A one-half mile radius? What does that even mean? BigTownResponse Maybe they'll be scared off by your makeup first. BigTownResponse Me and my new gun haven't seen anything, Pappy. BigTownResponse Eh. You people and your demands. "Pay attention on patrol. Set up the barricades. Stop sleeping during your patrol!" BigTownResponse02 You better get started then. Hurry up! I don't like to wait. BigTownResponse02 What are you implying? BigTownResponse02 Oh, some other time Sticky. I have plans tonight. How about tomorrow? BigTownResponse02 Yeah. We keep moving until there's no space left. Then, it's game over. BigTownResponse02 The settlement is so small now. How long are we going to last? BigTownResponse02 The barricades should be fine, for now. BigTownResponse02 You don't seem to understand. This gun is bad-ass. Yeah! BigTownResponse02 Well, I still think it looks pretty bad. BigTownResponse02 Stupid looking? What�s that got to do with it? And who are you to say that the walls are too short... Shorty? BigTownResponse02 That�s funny, I thought we were an autonomous collective. BigTownResponse02 Oh, that? Come on Red, Pappy's never been happy. BigtownSentryGreeting1A There was a Super Mutant attack recently and where there's one big ugly, there are ten more just waiting to grab you by the throat. BigtownSentryGreeting1A Then the slavers will come and pick off what's left of your carcass, and drag any survivors to Paradise Falls. BigtownSentryGreeting1B Skulk up toward Germantown, near the police station. They always come from that direction. BigtownSentryGreeting1C Nearby. Slavers move quick and come from all directions. Someone else might know where they nest. BigtownSentryGreeting2A Don't think you'll scare anyone here. You could shoot down everyone in town, and I wouldn't flinch. BigtownSentryGreeting2A You live in Bigtown; you learn to accept death. BigtownSentryGreeting2A Don't think you'll scare anyone here. You could shoot down everyone in town, and I wouldn't flinch. BigtownSentryGreeting2A You live in Bigtown; you learn to accept death. BigtownSentryGreeting2B We're under attack, again! Everyone get down! BigtownSentryGreeting2C Big talk, killer. Why don't you leave, and let me watch out for people less discriminating than yourself. BigtownSentryGreetingEND There isn't anything here that hasn't been destroyed or dragged away. You're better off scavenging the dead out in the wasteland. BigtownTimebombHealed1A Wow. That's ... you saved my life! Thanks. You're a good person, you know that? BigtownTimebombHealed1B Oh, yeah, sure. I understand. Here. That's all I have. BigtownTimebombHealed1C Alright. I'll be careful. I promise. BigtownTimebombHealed2A Ah, shit. BigtownTimebombHealedEND Oh, uh, okay. Whatever you say. BigtownTownBittercupandFlash Don't you judge me! It's not my fault that the only guys in this town are liars and jerks! BigtownTownBittercupandFlash "Oh, you can't break up with me, we're all going to die soon!" Well, duh, why do you think I'm breaking up with you! BigtownTownBittercupandFlash When I die, the last thing I want to worry about in my afterlife is breaking up with my once-alive boyfriend. Priorities! BigtownTownBittercupandFlash Oh, man, don't even go there. You'd think a girl like that would be more, you know, "adventurous." But that's a dry well, my friend. BigtownTownBittercupandFlash All she does is talk about how she hates everyone else or how dark her clothing is. A guy can only take so much of that before he snaps. BigtownTownBittercupandFlash Poor Pappy got the worst of it. I swear, he's gotten even more depressed since she dumped him for me. As if being here wasn't bad enough. BigtownTownBittercupandFlash We did? Wow, that's news to me. How long was I unconscious, again? BigtownTownBittercupandFlash She didn't, you know, do anything to me while I was out? Did she? That might explain those weird dreams... BigtownTownBittercupandFlash I told her things would be safe here. How was I supposed to know all those stories were bunk? Then she dumped me, called me a liar. BigtownTownBittercupandFlash I was lied to myself, alright! Well, that didn't matter to her. Then she started dating Flash and got all spooky. Good riddance. BigtownTownBittercupandFlash Oh, that. I know all about that nonsense. Flash isn't the smartest cookie in the jar, but he deserved better than Bittercup. BigtownTownBittercupandFlash She wouldn't be so bad if she just faced reality, instead of doing that whole "spooky girl" routine. BigtownTownServices We've got two things to do in this town: suck and die. No one ever makes it in this place. You won't find any stores to loot here. BigtownTownServices Now that Red's here, she'll open the clinic back up. Bother her. BigtownTownServices No. Red used to run a medical clinic, but Super Mutants captured her in the last attack. BigtownTownServices There aren't many of us left to run stores or anything like that. You could stop by Red's clinic if you need stitching up. BigtownTownServices Red used to run the clinic, but she ... she's gone. BigtownTownServices Look, the only place to go is the town hall, and that's just a meeting spot for us. There aren't any traders or anything around here. BigtownTownServices Red's back, so she's running the clinic again. I go there all the time. Get my wounds treated from fighting. Yeah. BigtownTownServices I wander around town to find chalk and makeup sometimes. Not like there's anyplace to buy stuff. BigtownTownServices Red's clinic has some sharp knives and lighters. Too bad Red is always there, helping "these" people. BigtownTownServices I guess adults don't go to stores that much. That must be why there isn't anything here. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. BigtownTownServices Yep. As long as you've still got the ass to sit down on, I can fix you up. I'm also in the market for medical supplies. BigtownTownServices Hey, I'm not your personal tour guide! Besides, there's nothing to do in Big Town. Super Mutants tore everything apart. BigtownTownServices If only Red were here, then there would be a doctor to go to. You'll just have to make do without. BigtownTownServices Well, you've seen the clinic. Red's the smart one in Bigtown. I'd ask her. BigtownTownServices Red should have been here, but she probably got dragged off by the mutants. Damn it! DAMN IT! BigtownTownServices Red was the only one in town that dealt with outsiders. Now she's dead. Argh! It's so unfair! Damn it! BigtownTownServices There's nothing here but the stench of death, and the threat of attack looming over every sunset. BigtownTownServices The injured wind up in Red's Clinic. There's always so much red on the doctor, and it's not from her fabric. BigtownTownServices There's nothing here but the stench of death, and the threat of attack looming over every sunset. BigtownTownWhatsWrong Yeah, you're telling me. Everything that could go wrong, goes wrong. The Super Mutants and Slavers seem to take turns beating the crap out of us. BigtownTownWhatsWrong There's no way for us to fight back, so we just keep building barricades around town. BigtownTownWhatsWrong Now we've been pushed back all the way. Nowhere left to run now. BigtownTownWhatsWrong Whenever those... things come, they grab a few people instead of killing them. No one knows what happens after that. No one wants to know. BigtownTownWhatsWrong There's... there's always so much blood after they come. And then someone has to... move the bodies... BigtownTownWhatsWrong I wish it were. When I'm gone, I'll be sure to haunt this place ...
BigtownTownWhatsWrong Nah, no way. Bigtown is a great place to be! I bet I could live over there, in that building with all the bullet holes and burn marks. Cool! BigtownTownWhatsWrong Just ask everyone else in town. I'm sure they'll tell you how great it is to be here, all grownup! BigtownTownWhatsWrong Oh, just grand, can't you tell? People are always dying to visit here and bring back "souvenirs." BigtownTownWhatsWrong I used to pay off or trick the Slavers into leaving us alone. Not that it stops them much. BigtownTownWhatsWrong Those Mutants are the real problem. Too big to shoot down and too single-minded to outwit. They just keep coming. BigtownTownWhatsWrong You've seen those Super Mutants and their ... appetite. There's no way Bigtown will survive with them around. BigtownTownWhatsWrong I remember screaming and gunfire. One of those big, hulking things shot at me. That's all I can think of. BigtownTownWhatsWrong Two very angry types of movements. Slow, lumbering, powerful movements and jerky, erratic, excitable movements. Both coming for the kill. BigtownTownWhereDidYouComeFrom Most of us came from Little Lamplight. We got too old, so they kicked us out. Brats. BigtownTownWhereDidYouComeFrom Always heard stories about how great Big Town was, where the grownups go. But there's nothing here except death and sand. BigtownTownWhereDidYouComeFrom Oh, Little Lamplight is where most of us came from. Red and Pappy and Flash and Bittercup. We used to play together, when we were kids. BigtownTownWhereDidYouComeFrom Then we got old, and we had to leave. Those are the rules. So we packed up and headed here, like we were supposed to. BigtownTownWhereDidYouComeFrom No one told us it would be like this. We never have fun anymore, and most of us ... most of us are dead. BigtownTownWhereDidYouComeFrom We all used to live in a place called Little Lamplight, but they have a rule about age. You reach sixteen, and you're out. BigtownTownWhereDidYouComeFrom Didn't matter, though, because you'd just pack your things and head to Bigtown. All the adults go there, and there's plenty to eat. BigtownTownWhereDidYouComeFrom "Plenty to eat" alright, if you like eating bullets. I've lost count of how many times I've been shot at. BigtownTownWhereDidYouComeFrom Whoa, that was a long time ago. I'm not sure when, but everyone who grows up in Lamplight ends up here. Not too many of us left. BigtownTownWhereDidYouComeFrom Bigtown? A fairy-tale really. The Lamplighters who turn sixteen aren't allowed to stay in the caves, but they have to go somewhere. BigtownTownWhereDidYouComeFrom And to encourage people to leave, they invented Bigtown: the "great grownup place" that you got to go to when you became an adult. BigtownTownWhereDidYouComeFrom I think you can see how true those stories were. BigtownTownWhereDidYouComeFrom From the look of things, I'd say a Super Mutant sat down in a ditch one day and shat out this town. BigtownTownWhereDidYouComeFrom I dragged myself here from Lamplight. I didn't believe all the stories about Bigtown, but I wasn't about to let everyone else go there without me. BigtownTownWhereDidYouComeFrom A few dozen attacks on the town later, and here I am. Almost an ingredient in a Super Mutant chile cook-off. BigtownTownWhereDidYouComeFrom Well, I don't know. I guess the grownups built it when they got sick of little brats always hanging around them. I bet that's it! BigtownTownWhereDidYouComeFrom Sometimes you'll see small, tired dots on the horizon instead of angry, anxious ones. Those are settlers who come here from Lamplight. Poor fools. BigtownTownWhosInCharge That big moron, Flash, thinks he's in charge. All he really does is listen to what Red tells him. That's all anyone here really does. BigtownTownWhosInCharge And now Red's gone, taken by those Mutants. That's how we'll all end up eventually. BigtownTownWhosInCharge No one's really in charge of Bigtown. There's nothing much to be in charge of. BigtownTownWhosInCharge Red always has good ideas, though! She came up with the whole plan to build the barricades around the town. BigtownTownWhosInCharge But those... things took her. I hope she's okay. I don't know what we'd do without Red. BigtownTownWhosInCharge I guess I am. I've got the guns and the guts. At least, I'm pretty sure I do... BigtownTownWhosInCharge I wish Red were here. She always knew how to handle outsiders and traders and stuff. Why did the Mutants have to take her? BigtownTownWhosInCharge Only the winds and dirt-piles of the wasteland. BigtownTownWhosInCharge Flash walks around the town with his gun, trying to watch out for mutants. He should watch the horizon more, then he'd see them. BigtownTownWhosInCharge Red, the doctor, is the one to really go to. Too bad the Mutants took her in the last attack. Another victim to add to their list. BigtownTownWhosInCharge I'm about as in charge as a mother leading her kids out of a warzone. This isn't exactly a nice little city with a mayor and town council. BigtownTownWhosWho Just a bunch of children who had to turn into adults too fast. If only we were all little again... BigtownTownWhosWho You mean Dusty? Never talks about himself much. Never talks about anything much. BigtownTownWhosWho We used to take turns, but Dusty started guarding the gate night and day. Little weird, but I'm not complaining. BigtownTownWhosWho Well, I mainly hang around Pappy. He's not such a bad guy. You should have seen him when he first got here, so bright and positive. BigtownTownWhosWho I ... just didn't have the heart to tell him at first, you know? How frightening this place really is. Everyone figures it out eventually. BigtownTownWhosWho Everyone's dead or dying. Now leave me alone. BigtownTownWhosWho You just think you can order people around, huh? You're like Flash. You think you're in charge, but you're not. BigtownTownWhosWho Kimba says we should get along, but we're all gonna just gonna end up like Timebomb: dying on a table in Red's clinic. BigtownTownWhosWho Red and Kimba won't talk to me, just because I used to date Pappy and Flash! They're so jealous! BigtownTownWhosWho Maybe that thing I had with Timebomb was wrong, but still! I don't need them! I'll do whatever I want! BigtownTownWhosWho Oh, yeah! I can tell you all about them, if you want. Let's see... BigtownTownWhosWho Red's the doctor. Flash is on day patrol. Bittercup is on night patrol. Kimba, Pappy, and Shorty scavenge for food. Dusty guards the gate... BigtownTownWhosWho At least, that's kinda how things got settled. Everyone sort of picks their own work here, you know? No mayor or anything. BosBailOut So be it. BosBailOut Was there something else, then? BoSBailOut2 Certainly. BOSEnclave More than anyone else, I dare say. Certainly enough to know they're the greatest threat the Capital Wasteland has ever faced. BOSEnclave The Brotherhood of Steel has encountered the Enclave before, you see. Over thirty years ago, back in California. BOSEnclave Then, they were led by a President Richardson. Now we've got this Eden to contend with. BOSEnclave It matters not -- now, as before, they seek to control and destroy, all in the guise of restoring order. Your father, I fear, was just the beginning. BoSHowLongBeenHere It's been over twenty years since we arrived. And we've been struggling to contain and eradicate the Super Mutants for nearly as long. BoSHowLongBeenHere With the arrival of the Enclave, I have a terrible feeling the Super Mutants are the least of our worries. BoSHowLongBeenHere We arrived here in '55. Established ourselves in the Citadel within the first few months. The Elder has kept us busy since then. BoSIntro The Brotherhood is an old organization, going back to the years just after the war. We are but a part of it. What would you like to know? BoSIntro What more did you want to know? BoSIntro I'm afraid you're asking the wrong person. BoSIntro What do you want to know? BosRestofBoS The Brotherhood began on the West Coast, and exists there still. We were dispatched to this location many years ago. BosRestofBoS In truth, the Brotherhood of Steel has been struggling for years, both here and back home. BosRestofBoS Honor, truth, courage -- these virtues seem to have little meaning in these troubled times, I'm afraid. BosRestofBoS The Brotherhood of Steel is bigger than what you see here. We're only a small... division, you could say. BosRestofBoS But that's a bit of a sore subject around here. BosRothchildChangesSoundGood You're an outsider. I don't expect you to understand. BosRothchildChangesSoundGood We live and die by our dedication to the Brotherhood. To go against orders... BosRothchildChangesSoundGood It's not something that's done. I appreciate that Lyons believes he is doing what is right, but he should never have disobeyed orders. BosRothchildChangesSoundGood And now look where it's gotten us. Forces dwindled, Super Mutants on one side, Enclave on the other. We can barely take care of ourselves. BoSRothchildCommunicationHard Indeed it is. Especially when they refuse any attempts at communication. BosRothchildCommunicationWhatHappened Lines of communication were severed years ago. The Western Elders have washed their hands of us. BosRothchildLyonsDecision He's in charge of this detachment, yes. He's not in charge of the Brotherhood. BosRothchildLyonsDecision As loyal as I am to the man, I can't overlook the fact that he disobeyed orders, and it cost us. BosRothchildLyonsDecision The West Coast cut us off completely, once they saw what was going on. So now we're on our own. No communications, no reinforcements. BosRothchildLyonsDecision We can't even beat the Super Mutants, and now we're expected to defend against the Enclave? Alone? The situation is... less than ideal. BoSRothchildSorryNevermind No need to apologize. BoSRothchildSorrytoBringItUp You are an outsider. You had no way of knowing. BosRothchildSoundLikeBadThing It wasn't why we were sent here. Good or bad has nothing to do with it. BosRothchildSoundLikeBadThing Lyons knew that, but ignored it. He decided it was more important to save the people here than to obey orders from his superiors. BosRothchildSoundLikeBadThing For years he'd try and persuade them to send reinforcements and supplies, all the while stringing them along, saying he was sticking to the mission. BosRothchildSoundLikeBadThing Finally, things came to a head. Lyons directly refused orders, and so the West Coast cut us off. No communications, no reinforcements. BoSRothchildTellMeAnyway If you insist. What do you want to know? BoSRothchildWhatKindofChanges We were dispatched with a specific mission. We were sent to locate and secure any technology remaining from before the war. BoSRothchildWhatKindofChanges Like our robotic monstrosity. That was our greatest find. Damn thing still doesn't work, but at least it's ours. BoSRothchildWhatKindofChanges But those damned Super Mutants... They changed things. Lyons changed. BoSRothchildWhatKindofChanges He decided they were a threat. Not just to us, but to everyone. And so he altered the mission. BoSRothchildWhatKindofChanges Finding the source of the mutants and putting a stop to them was his goal. Our original mission became an afterthought. We've failed both. BosRothchildWhatRepercussions Some did not approve of the Elder's decisions. Initially, they followed because we are all taught to follow the Elders. BosRothChildWhereRestofBoS The West Coast, unless something has changed. BosRothChildWhereRestofBoS There's been no contact with them for the last several years. BosRothChildWhereRestofBoS There's also a small detachment in Chicago, but they're off the radar. Gone rogue. Long story. BosRothchildWhyAskingYou I'm here for two reasons. One, Lyons needs me. He always has, just as much as I need him. We've been through a lot together, he and I. BosRothchildWhyAskingYou Two... Take a look around you. Access to this kind of technology, and the benefits it could provide to the Brotherhood, is immeasurable. BosRothchildWhyNotEveryoneAgrees No, not everyone. But for a variety of reasons, those who disagree are no longer with us. BoSRothChildWhySoreSubject Much has happened in the 23 years since we left the west coast. Our mission has changed in that time. BoSRothChildWhySoreSubject The changes have not all been pleasant, and have had significant repercussions. BoSRothchildWhyWrongPerson Predominantly because the Elder won't like some of what I have to say. BoSRothchildWhyWrongPerson But fine, I'll discuss it. What do you want to know? BOSSuperMutantReveal Vault 87? Where you found the G.E.C.K.? We've never been able to penetrate the radiation surrounding that area... BOSSuperMutantReveal This information is invaluable! Well done! BOSSuperMutants Would you believe... "no"? It's pathetic, really, considering we've been fighting those abominations for nearly twenty years. BOSSuperMutants In all that time, all we've managed to do is contain the threat. Hold them back, so they don't overrun every blasted settlement out here. BOSSuperMutants But we don't really "know" anything. Where they're from, why they've infested the D.C. ruins. BOSSuperMutants And now here we are, holed up in our Citadel. Low on resources, low on troops. It's enough to make an old man so very... tired. BOSSuperMutants Oh? Have you learned something? BOSSuperMutants My child, you seem to have learned more in the past week than I have in twenty years! BoSWhyHere Ah, now that's the real question, isn't it? BoSWhyHere Our orders were, and are, to acquire any and all advanced technology. And we have, to the best of our abilities. BoSWhyHere But when I realized the extent of the Super Mutant threat, I felt it was my responsibility to aid the people in their struggle against them. BoSWhyHere Unfortunately, my superiors back west disagree with my assessment of the situation. They feel I've grown too "attached" to the local populace. BoSWhyHere And they're right. BoSWhyHere In any event, the Enclave's arrival changes everything... BoSWhyHere Well, that all depends on who you ask. BoSWhyHere Lyons will tell you it's because we're protecting the poor, innocent people of the Capital Wasteland. BoSWhyHere Most others here will tell you the same thing. They'll do anything for that man. BuyClover1 Gotta be careful, using a slave as a bodyguard. Most aren't exactly motivated to keep you alive, you know what I mean? BuyClover1 You're in luck -- it turns out my girl Clover is just the right little package for you. BuyClover2A Have you seen this place? I've got all the guards a body would ever need. Even a body as fabulous as mine. BuyClover2B I'll tell you why: because Clover is the craziest girl I've ever seen. And I'm an expert on crazy girls. BuyClover2B Crazy in a fight, crazy in the sack, crazy every which way but loose! But most of all, she's crazy in love with whoever's holding her leash. BuyClover2B And for the low cost of a thousand caps, Miss Clover could be crazy for you. BuyClover2C I don't think Clover's going to be used-up any time soon. That girl's got the devil in her. And she's crazy, to boot. BuyClover2C Crazy in a fight, crazy in the sack, crazy every which way but loose! But most of all, she's crazy in love with whoever's holding her leash. BuyClover2C And for the low cost of a thousand caps, Miss Clover could be crazy for you. BuyClover3A Any time you need some company, she'll be here. BuyClover3A I ought to sic Clover on you, just to show who's boss. BuyClover3A But you're right. She makes the other girls nervous. And when they're nervous, I'm nervous. BuyClover3A So go ahead and have fun with Clover. She's your problem, now! BuyClover3A You don't know the half of it, friend. BuyClover3A Clover's all yours now... have fun, you two! BuyClover3A Trust me, she's worth every cap. BuyClover3B Then good luck finding someone who'd risk their life for yours. Not something a sane person would do these days, is it? CCAboutCaravans I provide food, drinks, and discreet chemicals to discerning customers around the Wasteland. I help ease the suffering of my fellow man. For a price. CCAboutCaravans I don't have a home office, exactly, but I organize much of my trade with Ernest Roe, in Canterbury Commons. CCAboutCaravans I scour the wasteland for the very best pieces of trash, the height of detritus, and the veritable pick of the litter. It's all valuable to someone. CCAboutCaravans And I always make sure to make my rounds through Canterbury Commons. Their mayor, Roe, always has a place for a clever junkman like myself. CCAboutCaravans See, the world's a dangerous and unbalanced place. So I realized, the only way to bring peace was to make sure that everyone could be dangerous! CCAboutCaravans So, with a little bit of help from the mayor of Canterbury Commons, I set up this caravan. I can't give the weapons away for free, but I come close! CCAboutCaravans My caravan sells clothing and armor, to decorate and protect the body while it endures the ravages of the physical world. CCAboutCaravans My travels take me from Canterbury Commons to where there is true need of this protection. After all, this is what they'll pay the most for. CCDirCaravan When they're in town, you can find the caravan trader out front of the town. CCDirCaravan They say it's a good way to catch a visitor's eye. CCDirCaravan They usually sell their stuff out front of the town. Never seem to stick around for long, though. CCDirCaravan I swear, those boys can't tolerate staying in one place for too long. CCDirCaravan You can find them out front. If you didn't see them coming in, that probably means they're all out on trips. CCDirCaravan If you're not in a hurry, you can wait a day or two. They'll be back around in time. CCDirections Glad to help, glad to help! CCDirections Uncle Roe and I live in the old town hall, and Mr. Porter runs the diner across the street. It's not really a big place, you know? CCDirections Sure thing. Where ya headed? CCDirections No problem. What're you looking for? CCDirections Busy. Go ask someone else. CCDirExit Enjoy! CCDirExit See you 'round. CCDirExit Stay out of trouble. CCDirFood You'll want to talk with Joe Porter, over in Dot's Diner. CCDirFood I don't know who Dot was, but I'm sure Porter's food does her memory proud! CCDirFood You certainly came to the right person. What'd you like? CCDirFood Go talk with Porter, over in the Diner. He'll set you right for food. CCFirstMeeting1A Understood, understood. A man doesn't get to be my age without learning when not to pry. CCFirstMeeting1A Long as your business doesn't hurt ours, you're welcome to stay. Otherwise... Well, there's no need to get into unpleasantness, is there? CCFirstMeeting1A Damn near all of 'em, depending on which caravan's in town! Guns, armor, food, junk, pretty much everyone swings by the old circle, eventually. CCFirstMeeting1A Everyone but Slavers, that is. It's a hassle to transport their wares, as they say. Just as well, eh? Anything else I can do to welcome you to town? CCFirstMeeting1A Sounds like you've never spent a day mucking out Brahmin pens with a busted shovel. CCFirstMeeting1A My uncle says it'll build character. Mostly, it just builds stink. CCFirstMeeting1A We do our best. Well, Dom and Roe do their best. I just make sure they've got enough food so they can keep on doing their best. CCFirstMeeting1A You ever find yourself starving around here, drop by Dot's Diner. We don't charge much, but don't expect any more freebies. CCFirstMeeting1A Sounds like a good plan. Keeps the traders happy, that way. And it means Machete and I get to save on ammo. CCFirstMeeting1A Fine, hi, whatever. I'm Machete, and I've got better things to do than talk with you. Scram. CCFirstMeeting1B Most of the caravans that come through, their fondest desire is to spend a few days off the road and to get a full stomach. CCFirstMeeting1B We've got good food in the diner, and we try to keep it nice and peaceful here. When that's an option, of course. CCFirstMeeting1B First clue was that you didn't shoot me. Most troublemakers I meet are just starving folks down on their luck. So, stop the starve, stop the trouble. CCFirstMeeting1B I can save a whole lot of trouble that way. Plus, if you're still planning on raising hell, losing out on a drink is the last of my worries! CCFirstMeeting1B Sorry. I mean, I'm Derek. Welcome to Canterbury, Miss. Commons. Canterbury Commons. Miss. CCFirstMeeting1B When I can find time for it, sure. In the guarding business, it's the personal touches that make all the difference. CCFirstMeeting1B Anyway, welcome to town, don't cause trouble, threats of violent justice, so on, so forth. You look like you know the drill. CCFirstMeeting1B This is Canterbury Commons, where dirty, old lechers get rid of everything they picked up on the road. Unless it's not treatable, that is. CCFirstMeeting1B And I'm Machete - Dom and me make sure nobody starts anything stupid in town. Keep that in mind, okay? CCFirstMeeting1C In that case, perhaps you ought to leave town, stranger. CCFirstMeeting1C That'd save Dom the cost of ammo, and it'd save you the cost of being dead. Now, good day. CCFirstMeeting1C In that case, I'm sure you'll find it was providence that brought you here! CCFirstMeeting1C Why, have a talk with any trader in town, and I'm sure you'll find just the thing you didn't even realize you needed! CCFirstMeeting1C Huh. Why'd you want to do that? CCFirstMeeting1C Sure, fine, whatever. CCFirstMeeting1C Sorry, but our water purifier's been on backorder for about two hundred years. CCFirstMeeting1C Unless you're here to make the delivery, I suggest you be glad for what you've got. CCFirstMeeting1C Sure, you do that. We can take turns shooting each other, teams are "the whole damned town" versus "your face." Our team's got a winning record. CCFirstMeeting1C Now, if we're done with this little pissing contest, I've got to get back to work. But I can tell we're just going to be best friends forever. CCFirstMeeting1C And it sounds like your tongue's going to get itself cut out if you keep bothering me, man. Get lost. CCFirstMeeting1C Yeah, maybe. But you need one to keep some of those caravaners in line. And to keep them from getting too friendly, if you catch my drift. CCFirstMeeting1C Even in a nice place like this, a girl's best friend is a good knife, right? CCFirstMeeting2A I guess, sure. I'll keep an eye out for any hidden depths, okay? CCFirstMeeting2B Well, if you figure it out, be sure to let me know, okay? I'm kind of busy. CCFirstMeeting2C Well, hope you had fun with that. CCGuardTalk1 Whoa, calm down there. Attitude like that'll just get someone hurt... plus, it puts the locals on edge. CCGuardTalk1 Relax, girl. We're not in a war zone, we're just making sure the market's safe. Stop scaring the locals, okay? CCGuardTalk1 Good to hear it. I'm not giving up this whole "living" habit, not at my age. Keep it up. CCGuardTalk1 Well, you be sure to let us know when we are, all right? CCGuardTalk2 Can't let our guard down, sir! That's when people cause trouble. CCGuardTalk2 The locals could use a little scaring, sir! Bunch of fat, coward traders... CCGuardTalk3 Girl, if you don't relax a little, you're going to snap in half. Now, get going, before you take someone's head off. CCGuardTalk3 Lady, if you don't calm down, I'm going to let Derek know about your crush on him. That'll give you something else to think about. CCLamplightMachete Good guess! I was the toughest defender they ever saw in Lamplight. I earned my nickname fighting off a Mole Rat with a knife big as my arm. CCLamplightMachete When I left, I figured I'd pass on a cushy place like Big Town. I ended up here, Dom took me on as a guard, and that's that. CCMentor1 It was okay. CCMentor1 I suppose it was fine. CCMentor1 Thanks! CCMentor1 It wasn't anything much. But thanks! CCMentor2 Well, have any big plans for the day? CCMentor2 You never know what the day may hold, eh boy? CCMentor2 Well, no worries. Maybe tomorrow will be more exciting, eh? But not too exciting, I hope! Ha! CCMentor2 Well, there's always tomorrow, isn't there? At least, one hopes, eh? Ha! CCMentor2 You oughta be proud - that's hard work. So why do you look so blue? CCMentor2 I mean it - that's hard work. But you look like you got something on your mind. What's up? CCMentor3 I guess. CCMentor3 Dunno. CCMentor3 It's nothing. Just... You think Machete might like me? CCMentor3 Nothing's wrong. It's just... you think there's a chance Machete might think I'm cool? Like, maybe when I'm older? CCMentor4 I guess that explains all that! I think she might, Derek, somewhere down in there. CCMentor4 Oh man, just like when I was a kid! Maybe you ought to go talk to her, Derek. CCMentor5 No, no, never mind. Pretend I didn't say anything. CCMentor5 Wait, no... I mean, forget I brought it up. CCTownHistory1 Hah! Damn near everything, I suspect! I founded the place myself, and I'm the reason this place stays fat and happy. CCTownHistory1 It's okay, I guess. I heard it's safer than most places, because the raiders don't bother us. But I've never been anywhere else, so I don't know. CCTownHistory1 Best place I ever worked in, and I guess I've worked about everywhere there is. CCTownHistory1 We get some weird types passing through, but it's stable enough for a guy to make an honest living. I don't really see what more a man could ask for. CCTownHistory1 Canterbury's a good town. Roe's done a damned good job setting up the place, and no one can handle the day-to-day details like him. CCTownHistory1 But when it comes to the big stuff, that's when he needs a little help. That's where I come in. CCTownHistory1 This whole place would fall apart if it weren't for Dom and me keeping anyone from causing too much trouble. CCTownHistory1 Fat, old Roe may think he runs the place, but it's only because Dom lets the idiot. CCTownHistory2A Because I asked them to, I suspect. I grew up in these trade caravans; known most of them my whole life. CCTownHistory2A I founded this place with my sister Daisy, back in the day. Perfect stop along the caravan circuit. CCTownHistory2A Life and death matters, putting down thieves, protecting people from raiders who are shortsighted or stupid enough to attack, that sort of thing. CCTownHistory2A Pretty much, anything the man can't solve by talking at it. And don't misunderstand, he can solve a lot of things that way. CCTownHistory2B I'm about the rarest thing out here in the Wastes: a mercenary who lived long enough to retire. CCTownHistory2B I used to sell my services around here, so it was a natural place to settle down. Not a bad sort of retirement, honestly. CCTownHistory2C They're just small caravans that make rounds through the Wastes, hawking their wares from Paradise Falls to Rivet City. CCTownHistory2C They won't trade with anyone who's hit their friends, but that's about as organized as they get. CCTownHistory2C Quite organized, now. Thanks to your guidance, of course! They still travel independently, but I keep track of their investments and such. CCTownHistory2C They make more profits, and supplies get to those that need them most, so everyone wins. Such is the magic of economics! CCTownHistory2C If you're done asking questions, I'm sure there's something I should be keeping an eye on. CCTownHistory2D Anytime, my friend. I could talk about my little Canterbury 'till doomsday. CCTownHistory2D Course that came and went already, didn't it? CCTrade You can usually find one of the trade caravans at the entrance to town. They come through every day or two. CCTrade Other than them, Porter's always got food for sale down at the diner. CCTrade Take a look, let me know what you want. CCTrade Only the best, hand-picked from the Wastes... for what that's worth. CCTrade Tell me what you need, and maybe I've got your fix. CCTrade Let's see what the good doctor has in his magic bag, shall we? CCTrade Nothing but the highest quality leftovers, junk, and crap! CCTrade Crazy Wolfgang's got just what you need! Assuming you need the random junk that I've got. CCTrade It's my pleasure to offer hot death in a variety of exciting flavors - take your pick! CCTrade Please, enjoy my selection of high-quality problem-solvers! CCTrade Have a look, see if anything calls out to you. CCTrade If the clothes make the man, then here are the means to re-make yourself. CCTradeArmor1 I'm afraid I haven't heard from Crow for a while, now. I'm afraid he may have fallen victim to foul play. CCTradeArmor1 Our man Crow handles most armor and clothing out on the trail. CCTradeArmor1 He grew up a tribal, but he traded in his loincloth for much snappier apparel long ago. CCTradeArmor1 What sort of clothing and armor would you like to see from Crow? CCTradeArmorInvest1 It takes a fair amount of capital to expand into higher quality material, you know. CCTradeArmorInvest1 Improving Crow's wardrobe would require a one-time investment of, say, 200 caps. CCTradeArmorInvest1 Crow's armor is already rather extensive, but I'm sure it could be even more impressive... for a one time investment of 500 caps. CCTradeArmorInvest1 At this point, the merchandise of our man Crow is the best in the Wasteland. I fear it's beyond improvement with further investments. CCTradeArmorInvest2A Well, your financial advice has never steered us wrong before. Done! CCTradeArmorInvest2A Excellent! I'll send word to Crow right away. CCTradeArmorInvest2A Yes, it is. But if you don't have the capital, it'll have to wait, I'm afraid. CCTradeArmorInvest2A Hmm. I suspect you're right. Done! CCTradeArmorInvest2A Isn't it, though? I'll send this right along to Crow. CCTradeArmorInvest2A Pricey, but worth it. Perhaps you can do so later, when you have the proper funds on hand. CCTradeArmorInvest2B If you insist. CCTradeChems1 I'm afraid the good doctor hasn't reported in for quite a while. Quite unfortunate, really. CCTradeChems1 Ah, then you'll be wanting Doc Hoff. Or "the good doctor," as he prefers. CCTradeChems1 He prescribes everything from a good meal to stimpaks to things that'll make your brain get up and dance. CCTradeChems1 What sort of better living would you like from the good doctor's chemistry? CCTradeChemsInvest1 The good doctor's lab equipment isn't cheap. It'll cost about 200 caps for him to offer higher quality material. CCTradeChemsInvest1 At this point, it would be hard to improve Doc's medicine cabinet without a significant investment. CCTradeChemsInvest1 Say, 500 caps should suffice for him to offer a whole cornucopia of pharmacopoeia. CCTradeChemsInvest1 As much as it hurts me to say it, there's really only so much that money can buy. The good doctor's supply cannot be improved at this point. CCTradeChemsInvest2A Well, your financial advice has never steered us wrong before. Done! CCTradeChemsInvest2A Excellent! I'll send word to the good doctor right away. CCTradeChemsInvest2A Yes, it is. But if you don't have the capital, it'll have to wait, I'm afraid. CCTradeChemsInvest2A Hmm. I suspect you're right. Done! CCTradeChemsInvest2A Isn't it, though? I'll send this right along to him. CCTradeChemsInvest2A Pricey, but worth it. Perhaps you can do so later, when you have the proper funds on hand. CCTradeChemsInvest2B If you insist. CCTradeExit All right, you're the boss! CCTradeJunk1 No word from Crazy Wolfgang for some time now. With him, it could mean anything, but I don't have a good feeling about it. CCTradeJunk1 That'd be Crazy Wolfgang: he does repairs and general supplies. But he prefers to call himself a "junk dealer." CCTradeJunk1 As he says, he's "overjoyed to assist those who have a deep need for his... junk." He's just like that. Says it catches people's attention. CCTradeJunk1 I'm sure Crazy Wolfgang would be just delighted to hear we're discussing his junk. CCTradeJunkInvest1 With an investment of about 200 caps, I'm sure he could improve the quality of his materials. Or at least, offer more of them. CCTradeJunkInvest1 At this point, it would require another pack brahmin to carry his wares. But for 500 caps, I think he could offer more. CCTradeJunkInvest1 At the moment, Wolfgang's practically carrying an entire junkyard with him. CCTradeJunkInvest1 Anything more, and he'll have trouble with the "traveling" part of being a traveling salesman. CCTradeJunkInvest2A Well, your financial advice has never steered us wrong before. Done! CCTradeJunkInvest2A Excellent! I'll see to it right away. CCTradeJunkInvest2A Yes, it is. But if you don't have the capital, it'll have to wait, I'm afraid. CCTradeJunkInvest2A Hmm. I suspect you're right. Done! CCTradeJunkInvest2A Isn't it, though? I'll inform Wolfgang immediately. CCTradeJunkInvest2A Pricey, but worth it. Perhaps you can do so later, when you have the proper funds on hand. CCTradeJunkInvest2B If you insist. CCTraderBoss1 I had thought about it, but some of these Wasteland traders... well, they aren't exactly the organizational type. CCTraderBoss1 It'd take a pretty savvy businessman to make it worth their while to work together. Frankly, I'm not sure even I'm up to the task! CCTraderBoss1 Sure thing! Which one would you like to talk about? CCTraderBoss2A My, my! When it comes to sales, I can see even I've got a few things I could learn from you! CCTraderBoss2A Well, in that case, I can act as your representative to the caravans. They'll listen to me, and I'll listen to you. CCTraderBoss2A Just let me know what you suggest in the way of specialties, and I'll let them know to focus on that area. CCTraderBoss2A Hmm... I think you're right. And the specialization might play to their eccentricities. It could work! CCTraderBoss2A And I could act as their representative in this matter. Goodness knows, I've known them for years, so I should be able to speak for them. CCTraderBoss2A Just let me know what you suggest in the way of specialties, and I'll let them know to focus on that area. CCTraderBoss2A Madam, you flatter me! I'm but a humble man of this small community. CCTraderBoss2A But, since it's a trader community, I suppose I can call in a few favors with the caravans. I suppose I am rather persuasive in that way. CCTraderBoss2A So, you just let me know what you'd like to see from the caravans, and I'll let them know what to focus on. CCTraderBoss2A That... That certainly is quite a lot of caps. It really would be a shame for those to go to waste, wouldn't it? CCTraderBoss2A I suppose I can call in a few favors with the caravans, talk with them about their inventory. Must keep the customers happy, right? CCTraderBoss2A So, you just let me know what you'd like to see from the caravans, and I'll let them know what to focus on. CCTraderBoss2A Maybe, but if they were more closely organized, the costs of organization might outweigh the benefits. CCTraderBoss2A The economics of this sort of trading operation can be rather more complex than your standard store in a settlement, sadly. CCTraderBoss2C I agree wholeheartedly. I'd hate to unduly burden a dedicated entrepreneur. CCTradeRepair Let me see if I can't hammer this garbage into shape. CCTradeRepair Whatever you've got, I've got just the thing to fix it. CCTradeRepair We used to have a better mechanic, but that didn't work out so well. I'll see what I can do. CCTradeRepair I can give it a look, sure. CCTradeRepair I'll see what I can do. CCTradeRepair Easy. I've got a knack for this sort of thing, you know! CCTradeRepair I'll see if I can't take a whack at it. CCTradeRepair For a price, sure. CCTradeRepair Let's take a look and see. CCTradeRepair Yes, but only if it wants to be repaired. CCTradeRepair Maybe. Let's take a look. CCTradeSpecExit Sure thing. Interested in any of the other traders? CCTradeWeapons1 Lucky Harith kind of dropped off the map. Or, knowing his wares, he may have burnt a whole straight through it. CCTradeWeapons1 Then you'd be looking for Lucky Harith, adventurer, martial artist, and occasional collector of the most deadly items known to mankind. CCTradeWeapons1 He's a bit of an eccentric, but he deals in more weaponry than you can shake a sharp stick at. In fact, he's probably got a sharp stick, too. CCTradeWeapons1 What sort of death-dealing implements would you like to see from Harith? CCTradeWeaponsInvest1 Harith's got quite a lot of weapons, but I'm sure he could improve his stock. An investment of 200 caps should see to that nicely. CCTradeWeaponsInvest1 If Harith were a less-reputable man, I'm sure he could use his armory to collect even more weapons. CCTradeWeaponsInvest1 But he's a merchant, not a raider, so it's legitimate means only. Like a legitimate investment of 500 caps. CCTradeWeaponsInvest1 That simply isn't feasible, I'm afraid. Harith's gear already rivals some mercenary armies - anything further would be asking for trouble. CCTradeWeaponsInvest2A Well, your financial advice has never steered us wrong before. Done! CCTradeWeaponsInvest2A Excellent! Harith will be delighted! He usually is by most things, really. CCTradeWeaponsInvest2A Yes, it is. But if you don't have the capital, it'll have to wait, I'm afraid. CCTradeWeaponsInvest2A Hmm. I suspect you're right. Done! CCTradeWeaponsInvest2A An investment in weaponry is usually returned in short order, after all. I'll inform Harith. CCTradeWeaponsInvest2A Pricey, but worth it. Perhaps you can do so later, when you have the proper funds on hand. CCTradeWeaponsInvest2B If you insist. CG00DadSpeech Let's see... Are you a boy or a girl? CG00DadSpeech It's a girl? A girl! We've got a daughter, Catherine! A beautiful, healthy baby girl! CG00DadSpeech It's a boy? A boy! We've got a son, Catherine! A beautiful, healthy baby boy! CG00DadSpeech You've got a bright future ahead of you, sweetie. I'm sure of it... CG00DadSpeech You've got a bright future ahead of you, son. I'm sure of it... CG00DadSpeech Look at you, look at you... Hi, there. I'm your daddy, little guy. Daddy. You're going to need a name, aren't you? CG00DadSpeech Look at you, look at you... Hi, there. I'm your daddy, sweetheart. Daddy. You're going to need a name, aren't you? CG00DadSpeech Your mother and I have been talking. What do you think about... CG00DadSpeech That's a good name. Don't you think? Fits you perfectly. CG00DadSpeech Looks like they've finished the gene projection. Let's see what you'll look like when you're all grown up. CG00DadSpeech You're going to look a lot like your dad. CG00DadSpeech See that, Catherine? CG00DadSpeech It's a big world out there, honey, full of all sorts of people. What about you? What kind of person are you going to be? CG00DadSpeech It's a big world out there, son, full of all sorts of people. What about you? What kind of person are you going to be? CG00DadSpeech You're just... CG00DadSpeech Catherine? Catherine! She's in cardiac arrest! Start compressions! Get the baby out of here! Move. Move! CG00DadSpeech One, one thousand. Two, one thousand.... Come on! CG00DadSpeech Hang on, Catherine! Hang on.... CG00MomSpeech Oh... Oh James... We did it... A son... Our beautiful son... CG00MomSpeech Oh... Oh James... We did it... A daughter... Our beautiful daughter... CG00MomSpeech Ohhh... Very strapping... Ha ha ha... CG00MomSpeech Ohhh... Beautiful... just like her Daddy... Ha ha ha... CG00MomSpeech James? James... Something's... Something's... CG01DadSpeech Don't look straight into the light, honey. You'll hurt your eyes. It's just something you get used to down here. CG01DadSpeech Don't look straight into the light, pal. You'll hurt your eyes. It's just something you get used to down here. CG01DadSpeech Come on over here, sweetie. Come on! Walk to Daddy! CG01DadSpeech Come on over here, son. Come on! Walk to Daddy! CG01DadSpeech You can make it! CG01DadSpeech Just a little farther! CG01DadSpeech Over here! CG01DadSpeech Come to Daddy! CG01DadSpeech You can do it! CG01DadSpeech There you go! My goodness! Just a year old, and already walking like a pro. CG01DadSpeech Your mother would have been so proud. CG01DadSpeech Listen, kiddo, I know you don't like it when Daddy leaves you alone, but I need you to take care of yourself for a minute. CG01DadSpeech You just stay here while Daddy runs to his office. You'll be okay, pal. I'll be back in a bit. CG01DadSpeech You just stay here while Daddy runs to his office. You'll be okay, honey. I'll be back in a bit. CG01DadSpeech Ha ha ha! You're quite the little explorer, aren't you? Serves me right for trying to pen you in! CG01DadSpeech Come on over here. I want to show you something. CG01DadSpeech See that? It was your mother's favorite passage. It's from the Bible. Revelation 21:6. CG01DadSpeech "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely." CG01DadSpeech She always loved that. CG01DadSpeech All right. Come on. Let's go see if your little friend Amata wants to play.... CG02AmataA1 Right. That's exactly what I was thinking. CG02AmataA10 Ha ha. Sure he was. CG02AmataA10 Anyway, I'm glad you're having a good time. I was afraid he would find some way to ruin your party. CG02AmataA2 God, he really is a butthead. Oh well. You can always count on Butch to make an ass of himself. Get it? Ha ha ha. CG02AmataA3 You never learn, do you? You can't help shooting your mouth off even when you know it's going to get you a bloody nose. CG02AmataA3 Uh oh, your dad is giving me a look. I'd better let everybody else have a turn with the birthday boy. CG02AmataA3 You never learn, do you? You can't help shooting your mouth off even when you know it's going to get you a bloody nose. CG02AmataA3 Uh oh, your dad is giving me a look. I'd better let everybody else have a turn with the birthday girl. We'll talk later, okay? CG02AmataA4 Wow. You're so tough. You'll have to teach me how to do that, sometime. CG02AmataA4 He's not worth worrying about anyway. "Most likely to end up a trash burner," right? CG02AmataA5 God, what a jerk. I hate him! You'd think he'd be happy he actually got invited to your party. CG02AmataA5 I'm sorry. Are you going to be okay? Let's try to just have fun and forget about Butch for a while. CG02AmataA6 I know. Butch. What else is there to say, right? CG02AmataA6 Hey, forget him. Have fun. It's your birthday party! CG02AmataA7 I know. He thinks he's so tough. One of these days we'll figure out a way to get him back, okay? CG02AmataA8 That jerk! I can't believe he'd try to ruin your birthday party! CG02AmataA8 Oh well. This is Butch we're talking about, right? I guess we should have expected it... CG02AmataA8 Uh oh, your dad is giving me a look. I guess I'd better give everyone else a chance to talk to you. CG02AmataA9 Come on. Don't ask me that. You know he would if I asked, but where would that leave me? CG02AmataA9 It's bad enough being the Overseer's daughter. If everyone knew I ran to daddy every time I had a problem, nobody would ever talk to me again. CG02AmataA9 We'll think of some way to get Butch back. I promise. But I'm not getting my father involved. CG02AmataPresentA1 You're such a liar! Okay, if you're so smart, what did I get you for your birthday? CG02AmataPresentA2 You're welcome. But really, your dad did most of it. I just helped with the decorations and stuff. CG02AmataPresentA2 Hey, I bet you can't guess what I got you for your birthday. Go on, guess! CG02AmataPresentA3 Shut up! And it isn't my fault that Butch and Wally are here. Your dad said we had to invite them. CG02AmataPresentA3 Never mind them. Time for your present. What do you think I got you? Go on, try to guess! CG02AmataPresentB1 Ha! I knew I'd surprise you. Who's your favorite barbarian? That's right, Grognak! Issue 14, and with no missing pages! CG02AmataPresentB1 I found this in a box of my father's old things, believe it or not. Imagine him reading comic books. I guess everybody was ten once. CG02AmataPresentB1 Well, I'd better let you get back to "mingling" with your guests. We'll talk later, okay? Happy birthday. CG02AmataPresentB2 Gross! I didn't think you even liked girls. And you know what I mean, before you say something rude about me. CG02AmataPresentB2 I guess maybe I should give this to someone else... someone who likes Grognak the Barbarian better than Mean Christine... CG02AmataPresentB2 The question is, how could you tell the difference? Ha ha ha. CG02AmataPresentB2 Gross! I didn't think you even liked boys. Especially not Freddie the Freak. Yuck! CG02AmataPresentB2 I guess maybe I should give this to someone else... someone who'd rather curl up with Grognak the Barbarian than Freddie Gomez... CG02AmataPresentB2 The question is, how could you tell the difference? Ha ha ha. CG02AmataPresentB3 Okay, okay! One last question: who's your favorite barbarian? That's right, Grognak! Issue 14, and with no missing pages! CG02AmataPresentB3 I found this in a box of my father's old things, can you believe it? Kind of weird to think about him reading comic books. CG02AmataPresentB3 I guess I'd better let you get back to "mingling" with your guests. We'll talk later, okay? Happy birthday. CG02BeatriceA1 They sure did. My, my. Ten years old already. Why, I can remember helping your dad change your diapers... CG02BeatriceA1 And now, look at you! A great big grown up 10-year-old, with your very own Pip-Boy. CG02BeatriceA1 Since this was such a special occasion, do you know what I did? I wrote you a poem! Just for you. I hope you like it. CG02BeatriceA2 Oh, you are so funny! Ten years old, of course you are -- why, you have your Pip-Boy and everything! CG02BeatriceA2 And do you know what I did? Just for the occasion -- wrote you a poem! I hope you like it. CG02BeatriceA2 Of course you're not five! Ha ha ha. You're a big ten-year-old "man" now, aren't you, with your very own Pip-Boy! CG02BeatriceA2 And do you know what I did? Just for the occasion -- wrote you a poem! I hope you like it. CG02BeatriceA3 Oh! Boys will be boys, won't they? Just can't wait to see your present, is that it? CG02BeatriceA3 Well, let's not keep you waiting any longer. I think you're going to like it... it's a poem! Written by me, just for you! CG02BeatriceA3 Of course you can, dearie. There's no need to get impatient! I've got your present right here. CG02BeatriceA3 I think you're going to like it... it's a poem! Written by me, just for you! CG02BeatriceB1 Of course! Run along now, dearie, and have yourself a wonderful birthday! CG02BeatriceB2 Don't be silly! One poem per birthday, that's my rule! Ha ha. If I gave you two, think how jealous Butch would be, ha ha. CG02BeatriceB3 No, really, I wrote it just for you! CG02BeatriceB3 I never just copy one of my old poems... well, there was that one Founder's Day where I couldn't rhyme anything with Overseer... CG02BeatriceB3 But you deserve nothing less than a brand new poem. You can keep it in your Pip-Boy and read it whenever you want! CG02ButchA1 "Mrs. Palmer said I didn't have to share"... Who's talking about sharing, moron? I want the whole thing. CG02ButchA1 Now are you going to give me that sweetroll, or am I going to give you a knuckle sandwich? CG02ButchA2 "How about we share it"... What are you, five? Give me that sweetroll or I'm going to pound you. CG02ButchA3 Yeah, right. Thanks, loser. Oh, and happy birthday, ha ha ha ha! CG02ButchA4 Gah! I don't want your nerd-cooties! You're going to be sorry you did that. We'll see how tough you are later when the grownups aren't around. CG02ButchA5 Oh yeah? We'll see about that. CG02ButchA6 Don't you talk about my mom, you little punk! CG02ButchA7 You think you're funny? We'll see how funny you are later when I'm pounding on your face. Come on, Paul, this loser ain't worth our time. CG02ButchA8 You what?! Dang, I love those sweetrolls Old Lady Palmer makes. You... little... Just stay out of my way, you got it? CG02ButchFightA1 That's fine, son. I'm glad to see you're not letting Butch bully you. CG02ButchFightA1 He's going to be a handful in a few years if his mother doesn't take him in hand. CG02ButchFightA1 Well, no harm done then. Why don't you get back to enjoying your party. CG02ButchFightA1 Good for you. Don't let Butch start to bully you or he'll never stop. I've seen his type before. CG02ButchFightA1 He's going to be a handful in a few years if his mother doesn't take him in hand. CG02ButchFightA1 Well, no harm done then. Why don't you get back to enjoying your party. CG02ButchFightA1 I'm glad to hear it. Once you start letting bullies push you around, you'll never see the end of it. CG02ButchFightA1 Come on now, I bet there's someone else out there with a present for you! CG02ButchFightA2 Why that little... I figured it was him that started it. He's been nothing but trouble since the day he was born. CG02ButchFightA2 You let me handle this. And try to stay out of the way. CG02ButchFightA2 I wish we didn't have to invite him, but there just aren't that many children your age in the Vault. CG02ButchFightA2 In any case, you'll have to learn to deal with bullies. The world is full of people much worse than Butch, I'm afraid. CG02ButchFightA2 But don't let him ruin your birthday. Go on, I bet there's someone else waiting to give you a present! CG02ButchFightA3 Really? Well, if you say so. I'll stay out of it if that's the way you want it. CG02ButchFightA3 But let me give you some advice -- stay away from Butch. He's nothing but trouble. CG02ButchFightA3 Please don't do that. I know you don't like Butch, but if you start picking fights with him, how are you any better? CG02ButchFightA3 Don't be afraid to stand up for yourself, but don't go looking for trouble. There's trouble enough in this world without adding to it. CG02ButchFightA3 Well, now, that's more than enough lecturing for a birthday party! Go on and enjoy yourself. CG02ButchSpeech You're going to be sorry, you little smartmouth. CG02ButchSpeech What, is she your best friend now? Hey, Wally, I think Paul's in love... CG02ButchSpeech What, are you two best friends now? Hey, Wally, I think Paul's gone soft on us. CG02CakeSpeech Attention everyone! It is time to cut the cake! CG02CakeSpeech Andy! Wait! CG02CakeSpeech Oh no... CG02DadChoice1 We sure can't, unless we want the Overseer beating down our door. Jonas and I have found a place, though. C'mon! CG02DadChoice2 Easy now. It's only a BB gun, but it's not a toy. Let's go try it out. Jonas and I have found a nice spot for you. Follow me. CG02DadChoice3 Out already? Something wrong with the sights on that thing? Here you go, honey. CG02DadChoice3 Out already? Something wrong with the sights on that thing? Here you go, son. CG02DadChoice4 Okay, then. You're doing fine. Just aim and shoot. I think you'll be a natural. CG02DadReactionTopic What's gotten into you? Jonas worked hard on your present. The least you could do is be polite for five minutes. CG02DadRoach1 Nasty little things. They pretty much keep to dark places, though. That's why there are always lights on in the Vault. CG02DadRoach2 I'd try using that new gun of yours! CG02DadRoach2 They're pretty easy to kill. More a nuisance than anything else. CG02DadRoach2 Of course, you could just aim for the head. A good headshot will do a lot of damage to most anything. CG02DadRoach3 I know you can, and that's good. I'm not always going to be here to take care of you. You've got to learn to fend for yourself. CG02DadRoach3 Now, take your time, breathe slowly, sight down the barrel, and squeeze the trigger. CG02DadRoach4 Of course you can. I'm not always going to be here to take care of you. You're going to have to learn to fend for yourself. CG02DadRoach4 Now, take your time, breathe slowly, sight down the barrel, and squeeze the trigger. CG02DadSpeech Hey, Jonas, get a picture of me with the big game hunter! CG02DadSpeech Over here, honey! CG02DadSpeech Over here, son! CG02DadSpeech Careful! It's a Radroach. Think you can take care of that with your BB gun? Just aim and shoot. You'll be fine. CG02DadSpeech Happy birthday, pal! I can't believe you're already 10. I'm so proud of you. CG02DadSpeech Happy birthday, honey! I can't believe you're already 10. I'm so proud of you. CG02DadSpeech If only your mother.... CG02DadSpeech Enjoy your party! You're only 10 once, so have fun! CG02DadTopic1 The Overseer gave you your Pip-Boy, and you're old enough to do some work. So I figure you�re old enough for this. CG02DadTopic1 Your own BB gun! It's a little old, but it should work perfectly. CG02DadTopic1 Jonas found it down here. It was in pretty rough shape -- took us a good three months to find the parts to get it working again. CG02DadTopic1 You know how tough it is to find a spring that small? Good thing Butch "misplaced" that switchblade of his. Ha ha ha! CG02DadTopic1 So, what do you think? Want to give it a try? CG02DadTopic2 Since when? Regardless, I think you'll like this one. You're getting older, and you've got your Pip-Boy. I figure you're old enough for this, too. CG02DadTopic2 Your own BB gun! It's a little old, but it should work perfectly. CG02DadTopic2 Jonas found it down here. It was in pretty rough shape -- took us a good three months to find the parts to get it working again. CG02DadTopic2 You know how tough it is to find a spring that small? Good thing Butch "misplaced" that switchblade of his. Ha ha ha! CG02DadTopic2 So, what do you think? Want to give it a try? CG02DadTopic3 Couldn't have done it without Jonas' help. You make sure to thank him. CG02DadTopic4 You're welcome, pal. Happy birthday. CG02DadTopic4 You're welcome, sweetie. Happy birthday. CG02DadTopic5 I'm sorry you feel that way. Maybe you haven't grown up as much as I'd thought. If you don't want it, I'm sure I can find someone who does. CG02DadTopic5 I'm sorry you feel that way. Maybe you haven't grown up as much as I'd thought. If you don't want it, I'm sure I can find someone who does. CG02GomezButchScene All right, Butch. CG02GomezButchScene Hey, Officer Gomez. Nice party, huh? CG02GomezButchScene Can it. I've had it with you, Butch. Your mother is going to hear about this little incident. CG02GomezButchScene What'd he tell you, it was my fault? You didn't hear what he said to me! CG02GomezButchScene What'd she tell you, it was my fault? You didn't hear what she said to me! CG02GomezButchScene I'm not going to tolerate any more of your bullying. CG02GomezButchScene Fine. Tell my mom. Big deal. Are we done? CG02GomezButchScene For now. Just remember, I'm keeping my eye on you. CG02IntercomConv Jonas? CG02IntercomConv Hey doc. We're all set down here. CG02IntroSurprise Surprise! CG02IntroSurprise Surprise! CG02IntroYell Happy birthday! CG02IntroYell Happy birthday! CG02IntroYell Happy birthday! CG02IntroYell Happy birthday! CG02IntroYell Happy birthday! CG02JonasA1 Ha ha ha. You sure are! Pip-Boy and everything, look at that! CG02JonasA1 If you can wait just one more minute, I think your dad will want to give you the surprise himself. CG02JonasA2 Oh, I see, now that you're ten you're all business. Well then, missy, we'd better get to it. CG02JonasA2 Happy birthday, by the way. Hang on one more minute, I think I hear someone coming. CG02JonasA2 Oh, I see, now that you're ten you're all business. Well then, mister, we'd better get to it. CG02JonasA2 Happy birthday, by the way. Hang on one more minute, I think I hear someone coming. CG02JonasA3 Hey, relax! I was just teasing. CG02JonasA3 Listen, now that you're ten you don't have to take guff like that from grownups any more. Got it? Ha ha ha. CG02JonasA3 Hold on one more minute. I think your dad will want to give you the surprise himself. CG02JonasB1 Hey, you don't turn 10 every day! Now go on and let me see you shoot something. CG02JonasB2 Maybe so, but you still better not let the Overseer see you carrying that around. That's a real gun as far as he's concerned. CG02JonasB3 Oh, hey, don't worry about it. You might be surprised how much fun you can have if you give it a chance, though. CG02JonasSpeech Smile! CG02OfficerGomezSpeech Stanley, you turned the lights on too fast. You blinded the poor kid! CG02OfficerGomezSpeech Butch! What do you think you're doing? Leave him alone! CG02OfficerGomezSpeech Butch! What are you doing? Hitting a girl, and on her birthday for heaven's sakes! CG02OfficerGomezSpeech You all right, son? He didn't hurt you, did he? CG02OfficerGomezSpeech Did he hurt you, honey? CG02OldLadyPalmerA1 Such a nice polite young man you are! Don't ever lose your gift of speaking your mind so directly. We could use more of that down here. CG02OldLadyPalmerA1 Here you go, a nice sweetroll that I baked for you just this morning. And it's all for you -- you're the birthday boy, no sharing required today! CG02OldLadyPalmerA1 Such a nice polite young lady you are! Don't ever lose your gift of speaking your mind so directly. We could use more of that down here. CG02OldLadyPalmerA1 Here you go, a nice sweetroll that I baked for you just this morning. And it's all for you -- you're the birthday girl, no sharing required today! CG02OldLadyPalmerA2 Fiddlesticks! What 10-year-old doesn't like presents? CG02OldLadyPalmerA2 I was 10 once, believe it or not! My goodness, the Vault was practically crowded back then. CG02OldLadyPalmerA2 Not like today. So few young people now... But here I am rambling on again, and you listening so politely. CG02OldLadyPalmerA2 Here you go, a nice sweetroll that I baked for you just this morning. And it's all for you -- no sharing required today! CG02OldLadyPalmerA3 Well now! Young people were more polite back in my day. Respected their elders. Of course, we had a real Overseer back then. Worthy of respect. CG02OldLadyPalmerA3 Not like that one over there, with his rules and his secrets. Why, I have half a mind to just up and tell you... CG02OldLadyPalmerA3 Oh my, there I go again with my old lady talk and you still waiting patiently for your present. CG02OldLadyPalmerA3 I suppose you could have asked more politely, but it is still your birthday, so here you go: a nice sweetroll I baked just for you. CG02OldLadyPalmerSpeech Can you believe it? He is growing up so fast. CG02OldLadyPalmerSpeech Can you believe it? She is growing up so fast. CG02OverseerA1 Don't presume too much on her friendship, young man. I'm still the Overseer, and I'm still in charge of this Vault and everyone in it. CG02OverseerA1 Hmm. That's not what I hear. But perhaps she'll set a good example for you. There's still plenty of time for you to make something of yourself. CG02OverseerA2 I do not allow the fact that Amata is my daughter to compromise my position as Overseer. CG02OverseerA2 I gave her all the appropriate paternal encouragement, of course, but I could not contribute extra vault resources. CG02OverseerA2 That is simply what my position requires. No more, no less. I know Amata understands that perfectly well. CG02OverseerGuardConv Enjoy the party, sir? CG02OverseerGuardConv Bah, I only showed up because Amata's friends with the brat. CG02OverseerGuardConv Give them a few more minutes and then I want that place cleaned up and everybody back to work. CG02OverseerGuardConv Sure thing, sir. CG02OverseerSpeech Congratulations, young man! I don�t have to tell you how special this day is, do I? CG02OverseerSpeech Congratulations, young lady! I don�t have to tell you how special this day is, do I? CG02OverseerSpeech Down here in Vault 101, when you turn 10, well, you�re ready to take on your first official Vault responsibilities. CG02OverseerSpeech So here you are. As Overseer, I hereby present to you your very own Pip-Boy 3000! Get used to it. CG02OverseerSpeech You�ll be getting your first work assignment tomorrow. Ha ha ha ha ha! CG02PartyTalkAmataGreeting Oh my goodness, I wouldn't have missed it for the world. That dear boy is like a son to me. CG02PartyTalkAmataGreeting Oh my goodness, I wouldn't have missed it for the world. That dear girl is like a daughter to me. CG02PartyTalkAmataGreeting I'm sure of it, Amata. Never suspected a thing. Now go on and enjoy yourself. CG02PartyTalkAmataGreeting Oh, really? They're lovely! You did such a splendid job. CG02PartyTalkAmataGreeting Nonsense. People always enjoy my little speeches. Besides, that friend of yours could use a reminder that life is not all fun and games. CG02PartyTalkAmataGreeting Argh! This is supposed to be a party! You know, fun. You should try it sometime, Daddy. You might like it. CG02PartyTalkAmataGreeting Oh, sure, nothing to worry about. Me and Andy got her all fixed up again last night, good as new. CG02PartyTalkAmataGreeting I wasn't worried. You can fix anything, right? Anyway, I'm glad you could make it. CG02PartyTalkAmataGreeting Hey, Amata. Uh, thanks for inviting me... Hey, how much longer is it gonna go? I, uh, got some homework I need to finish. You know. CG02PartyTalkAmataGreeting Um, I don't know. I think it's just started. Can't you just stay for a bit? It'll be lots of fun, I promise. CG02PartyTalkAmataGreeting I'm glad to be here. I think it's important to keep in touch with the young people. You know, as part of my job. Plus, well, I like parties. CG02PartyTalkAmataGreeting Uh, sure thing, Officer Gomez. Well, it's been nice chatting with you. Thanks again for coming! CG02PartyTalkEnjoyParty Of course it is. After all, I helped plan it! CG02PartyTalkEnjoyParty Sure. Will there be games, though? CG02PartyTalkEnjoyParty Oh, well. I think so. Maybe pin the tail on... something. CG02PartyTalkFreddie Yeah. VDS, right? How's that even possible in a 9-year-old? CG02PartyTalkFreddie I don't know. I never heard of Vault Depressive Syndrome hitting anybody that young before. Uh, we'd better not talk about it here, though. CG02PartyTalkGeneric Thanks, Daddy. I'm glad you're having a good time. CG02PartyTalkGeneric It turned out pretty good, didn't it? CG02PartyTalkGeneric Yeah. I'm glad you're having fun! CG02PartyTalkGeneric Nice to see the kids having a good time. CG02PartyTalkGeneric Mmm-hmm. Diner looks great, doesn't it? CG02PartyTalkGeneric Yep... CG02PartyTalkGeneric Yeah. Seems like everyone's having a good time. CG02PaulHannonSpeech Who do you mean, dork-face here? Happy birthday, dork-face! Ha ha ha! CG02PaulHannonSpeech Little baby went crying to Officer Gomez! Boo hoo! CG02PaulHannonSpeech Oh man, you already ate the whole thing? I wanted a bite of that. CG02PaulHannonSpeech Ha ha! Good one Butch. Butthead -- ha ha ha! CG02PaulHannonSpeech Yeah, we don't want your cooties, right Butch? CG02PaulHannonSpeech Yeah, we don't need any more dorks around, right Butch? CG02PaulHannonSpeech I think you made her cry, Butch! Ha ha ha. Little baby gonna cry? CG02PaulHannonSpeech I think you made him cry, Butch! Ha ha ha. Little baby gonna cry? CG02PaulHannonSpeech Yeah, go play with your girlfriend. Ha ha ha. CG02PaulHannonSpeech Yeah, why don't you go play with your dolls and leave us alone. CG02PaulHannonSpeech Ha ha ha! You told him, Butch! CG02PaulHannonSpeech Ha ha ha! You told her, Butch! CG02StanleyA1 As a matter of fact I did. I'm glad you like it. Some may think the A series a bit basic, but I've always preferred them for their reliability. CG02StanleyA2 Of course it is. Just like everybody else's. They don't make 'em any more now, do they? CG02StanleyA2 That one I've been saving just for you, though. The A series is a bit heavier than some of the fancier models, but it won't let you down. CG02StanleyA2 I bet you could drop a bomb on one and it would still work. As a matter of fact, I know you could. CG02StanleyA3 Get it off? Why in the world would you want to do that? Your Pip-Boy's the best friend you'll ever have! CG02StanleyA3 Besides, you can't get it off. Biometric seals et cetera. I could tell you some stories about trying to take 'em off the old folks... CG02StanleyA3 ...ah, well, that's hardly a fit subject for a kid's birthday party. CG02StanleyA3 Don't worry, you'll get used to it. Pretty soon you'll wonder how you ever got along without it. CG02StanleyA4 Don't you listen to him. The A series may be a bit heavier than the luxury models, but they were built to last. CG02StanleyA4 Solid as a vault, they are. And I fixed her up myself. Shouldn't need to open her up again for a decade or two. CG02StanleyB1 Don't mention it. CG02StanleyB1 Oh yes, I almost forgot. Happy birthday! It's not much, but I hope you like it. CG02StanleyB2 Here am I going on about your Pip-Boy and I clean forgot about your present! CG02StanleyB2 Here you go. Happy birthday! It's not much, but I hope you like it. CG02StanleyB3 Sure, most people don't give a thought to their Pip-Boy as long as it keeps working. CG02StanleyB3 Well, anyway, I got you this for your birthday. It isn't much and you probably already have one, but there you go. Happy birthday. CG02TunnelSnakeTalk1 Ummm... the Vault Kings? CG02TunnelSnakeTalk2 Here's one: "Wally and the Big Cheese." That's you, Butch -- the Big Cheese. CG02TunnelSnakeTalk2 I still like "The Mackers." CG02TunnelSnakeTalk3 Isn't being a gang a little stupid? I mean, basically everyone we know is going to be in it. CG02TunnelSnakeTalk4 How about "Hell's Overseers"? Yeah, I like that. CG02TunnelSnakeTalk4 I can't believe you didn't like "Hell's Overseers". Better than anything you guys have come up with. CG02TunnelSnakeTalk5 Oh! Oh! I got it. Oh, man this is a great one. "The Grease Weasels"! What do you guys think? CG02TunnelSnakeTalk5 Didn't you guys like Grease Weasels? CG02TunnelSnakeTalkGeneral Hey, how about the Vault Dwellers? Get it? CG02TunnelSnakeTalkGeneral Yeah. I got one. "The Mackers." Super cool, right? CG02TunnelSnakeTalkGeneral I don't know. You guys never like any of my ideas anyway. CG02TunnelSnakeTalkGeneral If you're so smart, why don't you suggest something. CG02TunnelSnakeTalkReply Oh, I like that, Butch. CG02TunnelSnakeTalkReply That's a good one. Best yet, don't you think, Wally? CG02TunnelSnakeTalkReply Uh, sure. I mean, I really like that one! CG02TunnelSnakeTalkReply I don't know. Maybe. CG02TunnelSnakeTalkReply You and your snakes and rats and lizards... CG02WallyMackSpeech Yeah, Paul, why don't you introduce us to your new best friend? CG02WallyMackSpeech Yeah, Paul, why don't you introduce us to your new girlfriend? CG02WallyMackSpeech You mean because we've already got one? Dork. CG03AmataChoice1 Thanks. You've always been a good friend. Try talking to Butch. They'll all do whatever he says. CG03AmataChoice2 Fight my own battles? Sure. Three against one is fair. What's gotten into you? CG03AmataChoice2 I thought we were friends. Turns out you're just as big a jerk as these idiots. CG03AmataChoice3 Don't want to get involved? Thanks a lot. CG03AmataChoice3 Fine. Go. I don't need your help, anyway. CG03AmataFight Butch, stop it! Leave him alone! CG03AmataFight Butch, stop it! Leave her alone! CG03AmataFight Please! Stop fighting! CG03AmataFight Stop it! CG03AmataFight This isn't solving anything! CG03AmataTalk I'm not fat! CG03AmataTalk But, I'm not fat! CG03AmataTalk Stop it! Stop it! CG03AmataTalk Leave me alone! CG03AmataTalk Stay away from me! CG03AmataTalk Back off, Butch! CG03AmataTalk Shut up, Butch! CG03AmataTalk Go away, you stupid Tunnel Snakes! CG03AmataTalk I'm not scared of you, Wally Mack! CG03AmataTalk Leave me alone, Wally! CG03AmataTalk Help! CG03AmataTalk Get away from me! CG03BrotchA1 Yes, um, it's refreshing to see such, ah, youthful enthusiasm. CG03BrotchA1 Good to know that the G.O.A.T. occasionally gets it right. You know what they say about monkeys and typewriters... CG03BrotchA1 Well, I'm glad things turned out so well for you. I hope your classmates find their results half as satisfying. CG03BrotchA2 Ha. Closer to reality than you might think. CG03BrotchA2 Listen, I was just as obnoxious at your age. I didn't take the G.O.A.T. seriously and look where I ended up. CG03BrotchA2 Just between you and me? The whole test is a joke. CG03BrotchA2 If you don't like the results, I can make your G.O.A.T. come out any way you want. Just let me know. CG03BrotchA3 Listen, I was just as obnoxious at your age. I didn't take the G.O.A.T. seriously and look where I ended up. CG03BrotchA3 Just between you and me? The whole test is a joke. CG03BrotchA3 If you don't like the results, I can make your G.O.A.T. come out any way you want. Just let me know. CG03BrotchSpeech Well, now that everyone has managed to find the classroom, we can finally get started. CG03BrotchSpeech No talking, and keep your eyes to yourselves. CG03BrotchSpeech Yes, I'm talking to you Mr. DeLoria! CG03BrotchSpeech Unless anyone else has an insightful comment, let's get started. CG03BrotchSpeech Question 1. A frenzied vault scientist runs up to you and yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" CG03BrotchSpeech What's your response? CG03BrotchSpeech Question 2. While working as an intern in the clinic, a patient with a strange infection in his foot stumbles through the door. CG03BrotchSpeech The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do? CG03BrotchSpeech Question 3. You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the vault. CG03BrotchSpeech He�s hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do? CG03BrotchSpeech Question 4. Congratulations! You�ve made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams. Which position do you prefer? CG03BrotchSpeech Question 5. Your grandmother invites you to tea, but you�re surprised when she gives you a pistol, and orders you to kill another vault resident. CG03BrotchSpeech What do you do? CG03BrotchSpeech Question 6. Old Mister Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you�ve been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed? CG03BrotchSpeech Question 7. Oh no! You�ve been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What�s the best course of treatment? CG03BrotchSpeech Question 8. A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. CG03BrotchSpeech What's the best way to obtain it? CG03BrotchSpeech Question 9. You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and... CG03BrotchSpeech Question 10. Who is, indisputably, the most important person in Vault 101: CG03BrotchSpeech He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic Wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives? CG03BrotchSpeech Pencils down, people. That's it. The infamous G.O.A.T.! CG03BrotchSpeech I'm sure most of you didn't find it so bad. Others, well, there are always openings in the maintenance department. CG03BrotchSpeech Don't forget to hand in your tests before you leave. You don't want to know what happens to people who "fail" the G.O.A.T. CG03BrotchSpeech You can have the rest of the day off, to celebrate or to pray, as the situation warrants. CG03BrotchSpeech I'll see you tomorrow, bright and early. CG03BrotchSpeech Well, I'll be damned... That little so-and-so... why didn't I think of that when I was sixteen? CG03BrotchStartA1 Didn't work on your dad either, did it? CG03BrotchStartA1 Now unless you have something else you want to discuss, take a seat and prepare for the 2274 edition of the G.O.A.T. CG03BrotchStartA2 Listen. I like your dad. I might even like you if I wasn't your teacher. CG03BrotchStartA2 So here's what I'm going to do. If you want to skip the test, just tell me how you want it to come out and I'll take care of it for you. CG03BrotchStartA3 I'm sure you will. Especially since it's multiple choice with no wrong answers... CG03BrotchStartA3 We'll start as soon as everyone's found a seat. Good luck. CG03BrotchStartB1 Well... all right. Here, take a look. CG03BrotchStartB2 Watch your language. CG03BrotchStartB2 And yes, I can do it for you. I can even hold your hand if you'd like. CG03BrotchStartB2 I just need to know what kinds of things you're interested in. CG03BrotchStartB3 Good for you. Don't worry, you'll do fine. As soon as everyone's found a seat, we'll get started. CG03BrotchStartC1 A budding science boy, eh? Done and... done. There. You're all set. If anyone asks, you took the G.O.A.T. during detention yesterday, okay? CG03BrotchStartC2 I'm sure I didn't just hear you admit to owning an unauthorized weapon. Let's just get this filled out... there. All set. CG03BrotchStartC2 If anyone asks, you took the G.O.A.T. during detention yesterday, okay? CG03BrotchStartC3 Oooo-kay... I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that... Anyway, done and done. There. You're all set. CG03BrotchStartC3 If anyone asks, you took the G.O.A.T. during detention yesterday, okay? CG03BrotchStartC4 I may know more about your extracurricular activities than you think. But not officially, of course. Officially, I'm completely oblivious. CG03BrotchStartC4 Anyway. Done and... done. You're all set. If anyone asks, you took the G.O.A.T. during detention yesterday, okay? CG03BullyIntroConv Get out of my way, you stupid Tunnel Snakes! CG03BullyIntroConv I can show you a real tunnel snake, Amata. CG03BullyIntroConv God, Butch, why don't you just leave me alone. CG03BullyIntroConv What are you going to do, Amata, go run and tell your daddy on us? CG03BullyTalk Amata's not fat, she's just 5 feet too short. CG03BullyTalk We're gonna run out of rations if Amata keeps eating. CG03BullyTalk Gonna go cry to your daddy, fatass? CG03BullyTalk You put on a couple of pounds, Amata? CG03BullyTalk What's the matter. Daddy's girl gonna cry? CG03BullyTalk I can show you a real tunnel snake, Amata. CG03BullyTalk You think you're special because your daddy is the Overseer? CG03BullyTalk Hey, fatso, I got something you can put in your mouth! CG03BullyTalk Watch out! Wide load coming through! CG03BullyTalk Hey, lardass! CG03BullyTalk She thinks she's better than us! CG03BullyTalk Tell her, Butch! CG03BullyTalk She's nothing, Butch! CG03BullyTalk Amata's got more chins than a Chinese phone book! CG03BullyTalk Amata's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks! CG03BullyTalk Amata's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out! CG03BullyTalk Careful. Amata might eat us! CG03BullyTalk Been spending some extra time in the diner, Amata? CG03BullyTalk Let's go into the storeroom, Amata. I'll show you a good time.... CG03BullyTalk Daddy's girl! Daddy's girl! CG03BullyTalk Show it to her, Butch! CG03ButchChoice1 Whoa, take it easy. No need to go all psycho on me again. We were just joking with her. CG03ButchChoice1 And who are you? Her boyfriend? Ha! CG03ButchChoice1 Keep talking like that, boy, and we'll send you back to your daddy with a few broken bones for him to fix. CG03ButchChoice1 And who are you? Her girlfriend? Ha! Should have known. CG03ButchChoice1 Keep talking like that, girl, and we'll send you back to your daddy with a few broken bones for him to fix. CG03ButchChoice2 Her weight, huh? I can see why. CG03ButchChoice2 You're okay, pipsqueak. Now, run along before you get hurt. CG03ButchChoice3 Damn right you will. Get lost. CG03ButchChoice4 You've got to be kidding me. CG03ButchChoice4 Come on Tunnel Snakes, this twerp needs another lesson. CG03ButchChoiceSpeech Maybe you're right. We can deal with her later. CG03ButchLeavingTalk Fine. Let's go. CG03ButchLeavingTalk Whatever you say, Butch. You're the boss! Tunnel Snakes rule! CG03ButchLeavingTalk C'mon, Tunnel Snakes. This little bitch isn't worth our time. CG03ButchQuitTopic You're pathetic. This isn't even worth our time. CG03ButchQuitTopic You and your little girlfriend have fun together. We're outta here. CG03ButchQuitTopic C'mon, Tunnel Snakes! Let's go! CG03ButchQuitTopic Okay, okay. You win. We'll leave the little girl alone! CG03ButchQuitTopic You're not worth our time, anyway. CG03ButchQuitTopic C'mon, Tunnel Snakes. We're outta here. CG03ButchResponse1 None of your business, kid. Get outta here before you get hurt. CG03ButchResponse1 If you mess with the Tunnel Snakes, you're asking for it. Got me? CG03ButchResponse2 Damn right. And you'll stay out of our way, if you know what's good for you. CG03ButchResponse2 No one messes with the Tunnel Snakes. Especially not this stuck up little daddy's girl. CG03ButchResponse3 You've got that right. Just keep moving, and maybe we won't come looking for you next. CG03ButchResponse3 Leave Tunnel Snake business to the Tunnel Snakes. CG03ButchSpeech Sure thing, Mr. Brotch. CG03DadChoice1 Hey, it's not my call. Those are the rules. CG03DadChoice1 You're sixteen now, so this year you take the G.O.A.T. CG03DadChoice1 Come on. It's not so bad. Everyone has to take it. You'll do just fine. CG03DadChoice2 No, you're not. Really. CG03DadChoice2 When I started studying medicine, one of the first things I learned was how to spot a kid playing sick to get out of taking a test. CG03DadChoice2 You'll do fine. It's not so bad. Everyone has to take it when they're sixteen. I had to, you have to, and so does everyone else. CG03DadChoice2 And most everyone makes it through without a scratch. CG03DadChoice3 The Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test. G.O.A.T.! Everyone here in the Vault takes it when they're sixteen. CG03DadChoice3 Helps to figure out what sort of job you'll have here in Vault 101 when you get a bit older. So, pay attention and try not to fall asleep. CG03DadChoice3 You know what the Overseer says: "We're born in the Vault. We die in the Vault." CG03DadChoice3 "Each is tested to determine their abilities, that they may work for the betterment of all Vault residents." Sound familiar? CG03DadConversation Sounds good. Let me know if there are any changes. CG03DadConversation No problem. I'll have my report ready this afternoon. CG03DadConversation I'd just like to keep an eye on it. CG03DadConversation I was just going over them. Something you're worried about? CG03DadConversation Have you had a chance to look over these results? CG03DadConversation Morning, Doc. How's things? CG03DadConversation Morning, Jonas. CG03DadInfo1 That's not the way it works. And it won't do to go around asking questions like that. Especially not around the Overseer. CG03DadInfo1 I want to tell you something now. It's important, so listen closely: this place, this Vault... it's not perfect, I know. But it is your home. CG03DadInfo1 You're safe here. Stay on the Overseer's good side, and you always will be. You understand? You need to appreciate all you have. CG03DadInfo1 Because what's up there, on the outside, that's not the life I want for you, and it's not what your mother wanted for you, either. CG03DadInfo2 That's what the Overseer says, isn't it? CG03DadInfo2 He's not about to let anyone else in, so I guess that's how it'll have to be. CG03DadInfo2 You're here now, and it's a hell of a lot better than being up there. All your mother and I ever wanted was for you to be safe, and you're safe here. CG03DadInfo3 Your mother, she... she was beautiful. But... beyond the beauty you've seen. There's just so much those old photos can never show. CG03DadInfo3 And she was passionate. About life, about love. But most of all, most of all she was passionate about you. CG03DadInfo3 When she became pregnant, it was the happiest I had ever seen her. Ahhhh.... she had great things in mind for you.... CG03DadInfo3 And so! Time for you to stop stalling and get to class! Please, honey, please take these achievement tests seriously. CG03DadInfo3 The last thing I need is you mother's ghost haunting me because her only child became a garbage burner. CG03DadInfo3 Your mother, she... she was beautiful. But... beyond the beauty you've seen. There's just so much those old photos can never show. CG03DadInfo3 And she was passionate. About life, about love. But most of all, most of all she was passionate about you. CG03DadInfo3 When she became pregnant, it was the happiest I had ever seen her. Ahhhh.... she had great things in mind for you.... CG03DadInfo3 And so! Time for you to stop stalling and get to class! Please, son, please take these achievement tests seriously. CG03DadInfo3 The last thing I need is your mother's ghost haunting me because her only child became a garbage burner. CG03DadSpeech As far as I can tell, you're a perfectly healthy 16-year-old boy. So yes, you have to go to class to take your G.O.A.T. exam! CG03DadSpeech As far as I can tell, you're a perfectly healthy 16-year-old girl. So yes, you have to go to class to take your G.O.A.T. exam! CG03DemoBrotchHello You too, missy. Time for the G.O.A.T. Find a seat and wait for instructions. CG03DemoBrotchHello You too, mister. Time for the G.O.A.T. Find a seat and wait for instructions. CG03FreddieBrotchConv And if your friends decided to jump into the reactor, would you join them? Get your posterior in a chair immediately. CG03FreddieBrotchConv Mr. Brotch, come on! I gotta meet my friends! CG03FreddieSusieConv You too. CG03FreddieSusieConv Great. Good luck on the G.O.A.T. CG03FreddieSusieConv Sure thing. How about we head down to the diner after class? CG03FreddieSusieConv Thanks. Say, you want to grab some lunch later on? CG03FreddieSusieConv Well, I hope it's working again soon for you. CG03FreddieSusieConv Yeah, sure did. But the thing is so old, my grandpa had trouble with it when he was my age. CG03FreddieSusieConv You're kidding me. Didn't you just get new parts for it last week? CG03FreddieSusieConv Oh, not much. Our heater's on the fritz again. CG03FreddieSusieConv Hi, Susie. What's new? CG03JonasStanleyConv Oh, shouldn't be too long. I just need to get things set up for you. Just sit tight, and I'll be with you as soon as I can. CG03JonasStanleyConv Yes, I think I'd like that. Will it take long? CG03JonasStanleyConv That's still bothering you? Hmm. Well, I can run a few more tests if you like. CG03JonasStanleyConv I've got this headache that just won't go away. Even with the pills you gave me last week. It's the lights, I think. They hurt my eyes. CG03JonasStanleyConv Hi, Stanley. Sorry to keep you waiting; what seems to be the trouble today? CG03PaulResponse1 Because he's my pal. My brother. All us Tunnel Snakes are brothers. Birth to earth. Womb to tomb. CG03PaulResponse1 Mostly because Tunnel Snakes rule! CG03PaulResponse2 You got that right. CG03PaulResponse2 Better not forget it, either. CG03TunnelSnakeInfo Only the baddest gang in Vault 101. Like you don't know. We rule this Vault, and what we say goes. CG03TunnelSnakeInfo You'll stay out of our way, if you know what's good for you. CG03TunnelSnakeInfo That's us. And we rule! CG03TunnelSnakeInfo No one messes with the Tunnel Snakes. Or they have to answer to Butch. And Wally. You don't want to be on their bad sides. Trust me. CG03TunnelSnakeInfo What? You mouthing off, spaz? Everyone knows the Tunnel Snakes! CG03TunnelSnakeInfo We rule this Vault, and we don't take shit from nobody. Not you, not her, and not her daddy, the Overseer. CG03TunnelSnakeInfo A bunch of idiots, if you ask me. They think they're so tough, with their "gang." CG03TunnelSnakeInfo All they ever do is hang around and cause trouble. They've got it in for me because my father is the Overseer. Like that's my fault! CG03TunnelSnakeResponse1 None of your business. Because Butch said so. And what Butch says, goes. CG03TunnelSnakeResponse1 Tunnel Snakes rule! CG03TunnelSnakeResponse1 Stay out of this. It's Tunnel Snake business. CG03TunnelSnakeResponse1 Me and Butch, we're just having some fun with this chick. CG03TunnelSnakeResponse2 Can't think of anything. Butch says this little bitch is blabbing to her daddy about us Tunnel Snakes. We can't have that. CG03TunnelSnakeResponse2 Because we're the Tunnel Snakes. And we rule! CG03TunnelSnakeResponse2 Why don't you mind your own business? Last I checked, you weren't a Tunnel Snake. CG03TunnelSnakeResponse2 Run along, kid. Before Butch and I decide you're a problem. CG03TurnInTestTopic Here you are, Mr. Brotch. I hope I did okay. CG03TurnInTestTopic Nothing for you to worry about, Miss Almodovar. Let's see... Very well done. Looks like it's the supervisory track for you. CG03TurnInTestTopic Thanks. See you tomorrow. CG03TurnInTestTopic Yo teach. I'm done. CG03TurnInTestTopic Ah, Butch. Can I admit that I've been waiting for this day for a long, long time? Allow me to savor the moment. CG03TurnInTestTopic Now then, let's see... Hmm... Really?! ... Interesting... CG03TurnInTestTopic You've surprised me, Butch. I didn't think you had it in you. Hairdresser! Who would have thunk it? CG03TurnInTestTopic You're so full of it! That isn't true! CG03TurnInTestTopic I'm all done, Mr. Brotch. I guess. CG03TurnInTestTopic Uh. Wait a second. Can I have it back? I think I need to change one of my answers. CG03TurnInTestTopic Just calm down a minute, Paul. I'm sure you have nothing to worry about. CG03TurnInTestTopic Let's see. Mmm hmm. Yep, just as I thought. You're slated for the engineering track. Congratulations, Mr. Hannon. You've passed the G.O.A.T. CG03TurnInTestTopic Oh, gee! That's not so bad. Engineering, all right! CG03TurnInTestTopic Mother can't wait to find out if I'll be going into Science or Home Economics. CG03TurnInTestTopic Science? Ah, well... perhaps. Let's see what the G.O.A.T. says... CG03TurnInTestTopic Well, well. Maintenance department! I hope your mother will be pleased... I'm sure Stanley will be. CG03TurnInTestTopic What?! That's impossible! I'm telling Father! He won't let you get away with this! CG03TurnInTestTopic Here. What's the stupid test say I'm going to be doing for the rest of my life? CG03TurnInTestTopic Now, now, Susie. Is that any way to talk about the infallible G.O.A.T.? CG03TurnInTestTopic You will be... ahem... You'll be going into Teaching. No doubt due to your gift for communication. Don't worry, it isn't as bad as it sounds. CG03TurnInTestTopic About what I figured. I guess I'll see you around, Edwin. CG03TurnInTestTopic I'm finished. Here. CG03TurnInTestTopic Don't you want to find out what you got? CG03TurnInTestTopic Nah, I already know what it says. Hardly takes a rocket scientist to crack that joke of a test. CG03TurnInTestTopic Gimme one more second! CG03TurnInTestTopic I'm almost done, I promise! CG03TurnInTestTopic Okay, Mr. Brotch, I just need to read over my answers one more time. CG03WallyChoice1 I do say so. Buzz off. CG03WallyChoiceSpeech What? What kind of shit is that? No one talks that way about Wally Mack! CG03WallyChoiceSpeech He's not the boss of me! Nobody's the boss of me! I'm out of here. CG03WallyLeavingTalk I'm not finished with you, either, twerp. CG03WallyLeavingTalk This ain't over, daddy's girl. CG03WallyLeavingTalk Fine. Let's go. I was done here, anyway. CG03WallyLeavingTalk Are you sure? Butch? Um... okay. Whatever you say, Wally. Tunnel Snakes rule! CG03WallyLeavingTalk Don't know who put you in charge. I say we're done. Let's go, Paul. CG03WallyLeavingTalk Done? We're not done! I say when we're done. CG03WallyLeavingTalk We're done here. CG03WallyResponse1 I don't follow anyone. Wally Mack is his own man. And the Tunnel Snakes is where I belong. CG03WallyResponse1 Why? You think Butch is in charge? Is that what people are saying? Because it's a load of shit, if that's what they're saying. CG03WallyResponse2 Damn right it's not. You were just leaving, weren't you, feeb? CG04AmataEnd1A1 No, you didn't need me. If anyone can survive out there, it's you. CG04AmataEnd1A2 You're right, I should never have doubted you! CG04AmataEnd1A3 Fair enough. I know you must hate my father for what he's done, and I guess maybe you hate me now, too. CG04AmataEnd1A3 But for whatever it's worth, I'm sorry. Sorry about Jonas, and my father, and everything. CG04AmataEnd1A3 If you do catch up with your dad, I hope you'll tell him that. Jonas was my friend, too, you know. CG04AmataEnd1B1 It's tempting, but... my place is here. The Vault needs me more than you do. I'm the only one who has a chance to talk some sense into my father. CG04AmataEnd1B1 Listen, if you do catch up with your dad, tell him I'm sorry. For... you know, Jonas, and my father, and everything. Goodbye. CG04AmataEnd1B2 Goodbye. Listen, if you do catch up with your dad, tell him I'm sorry. For... you know, Jonas, and my father, and everything. CG04AmataEnd2A1 You're right. I understand. It was crazy for me to think you could stop them. CG04AmataEnd2A1 What's important is that you made it. You got the door open. CG04AmataEnd2A2 Of course. That was the plan, wasn't it? I was supposed to distract them while you got the door open. Mission accomplished! CG04AmataEnd2A2 Now you're going to go... out there. And I'm going to go back and make up with my dear old Daddy. CG04AmataEnd2A2 I guess if anyone can survive out there, it's you. And I'm great at pretending everything's just fine, so that's okay too. CG04AmataEnd2A2 Go on. What are you waiting for? No point in getting caught now, after all this trouble. Goodbye. CG04AmataEnd2A3 You're right. Compared to Jonas, I'm just peachy. A few bruises, nothing more. What do I have to complain about? CG04AmataEnd2A3 You seem to have come through in fine shape as well. CG04AmataEnd2A3 Go on, then. The door's open. Time for you to leave. And I'll stay here and clean up the mess you and your dad made. CG04AmataEnd2A3 Don't worry, I'm sure I can patch things up with my father. That's what we do down here, isn't it? Smile and pretend everything is just fine. CG04AmataEnd2B1 Don't worry about me. Whatever happens, I'm sure I'll be in less danger than you. I can't imagine what you're going to find out there. CG04AmataEnd2B1 Go on. Before anyone comes. Find your dad. I'll... I'll miss you. You've been a good friend. CG04AmataEnd2B2 Goodbye. Find your dad. I'll... I'll miss you. You've been a good friend. CG04AmataEnd3A1 You did the right thing in the end. That's what counts. I don't know what my father would have done to me if you hadn't stopped him. CG04AmataEnd3A1 I still can hardly believe we did it. The door... it's open. CG04AmataEnd3A1 Everything they told us was a lie, wasn't it? Things can never go back to the way they were. CG04AmataEnd3A2 Well, trust you to do things the hard way. Sorry for trying to help you. And getting a beating for my pains. CG04AmataEnd3A2 Never mind. It doesn't matter now. What's important is that you made it. You got the door open... CG04AmataEnd3A2 My God, everything they told us was a lie, wasn't it? We can never go back to the way things were. We... I trusted him. CG04AmataEnd3A2 I guess it's time for you to go deal with your father issues, while I deal with mine. Good luck. I will miss you, you know. CG04AmataEnd3A3 Fine. Be that way. By the way, thanks for rescuing me from my father. CG04AmataEnd3A3 Although I'm sure it was only by accident. I'm sure you wouldn't have helped me on purpose. CG04AmataEnd3A3 Go on, then. The door's open. Time for you to leave. And I'll stay here and clean up the mess you and your dad made. CG04AmataEnd3A3 Don't worry, I'm sure I can patch things up with my father. That's what we do down here, isn't it? Smile and pretend everything is just fine. CG04AmataEnd3B1 It's tempting, but... no. My place is here. I may be the only one who can stop my father before something even worse happens. CG04AmataEnd3B1 Go on. Before anyone comes. Find your dad. I'll... I'll miss you. You've been a good friend. Good luck out there. CG04AmataEnd3B2 You're right. Go on. Before anyone comes. Find your dad. I'll... I'll miss you. You've been a good friend. Good luck out there. CG04AmataEnd3B3 I would, if I only cared about myself. CG04AmataEnd3B3 I guess it's time for you to go deal with your father issues, while I deal with mine. Good luck. I will miss you, you know. CG04AmataEnd3B4 I guess it's time for you to go deal with your father issues, while I deal with mine. Good luck. I will miss you, you know. CG04AmataEnd4A1 So you say. Maybe one day I'll be able to forgive you. But not now. CG04AmataEnd4A1 I hope you never have to find out what it's like to see your father killed right in front of you. CG04AmataEnd4A1 No, don't listen to me. Just... just go. Find your father. I have to go bury mine. CG04AmataEnd4A2 Oh, really? And who appointed you judge, jury, and executioner? I know he wasn't perfect, but he was my father. CG04AmataEnd4A2 I thought you were my friend. He was the only family I had left. I thought you of all people would have understood that. CG04AmataEnd4A2 You'd better get out of here before I change my mind and call the guards. CG04AmataEnd4A3 Gladly. CG04AmataEnd4A3 The only reason I'm not calling the guards is out of respect for your dad. I don't want him to lose the only family he has left. CG04AmataEnd4A3 You'd better get out of here before I change my mind. CG04AmataEnd4B1 No, I can't. Not with you, not now. You'd better leave before I change my mind about letting you go. CG04AmataEnd4B2 You'd better leave before I change my mind about letting you go. CG04AmataPostInterrogationA1 I don't know. I don't know. CG04AmataPostInterrogationA1 Well, you'd better get out of here. I'll try to meet you at the Vault door. If I don't make it... good luck. CG04AmataPostInterrogationA2 Don't even start. I can't tell when you're joking any more. CG04AmataPostInterrogationA2 But you'd better get out of here. I'll try to meet you at the Vault door. If I don't make it... good luck. CG04AmataPostInterrogationA3 Maybe it would have been better if you'd taken it in the first place. I don't know. CG04AmataPostInterrogationA3 But you'd better get out of here. I'll try to meet you at the Vault door. If I don't make it... good luck. CG04AmataQuestionsA1 My father ordered the Vault into lockdown. Everyone's supposed to stay in their quarters and emergency lighting only. CG04AmataQuestionsA1 But you need to be careful -- the Radroaches have swarmed out in the darkness. I had a few close calls on my way to see you. CG04AmataQuestionsA1 It was lucky for you in a way. Security's been distracted dealing with the Roaches, but that won't last forever. You've got to get moving. CG04AmataQuestionsA2 Well, that's what they've always told us, but apparently it's not. CG04AmataQuestionsA2 From what I overheard, he hacked into the computer that controls the door. CG04AmataQuestionsA2 That's why my father locked down the door leading to the exit. CG04AmataQuestionsA3 I don't think they meant to. As if that makes any difference. CG04AmataQuestionsA3 I think he must have distracted the guards while your dad got into the Vault door controls. CG04AmataQuestionsA3 When they realized that Jonas had helped your dad escape, they just lost it. I'm sorry, but I really don't want to think about it again. CG04AmataSpeech Oh my God... you actually opened it... CG04AmataSpeech Wake up! Come on, wake up! CG04AmataSpeech I'll meet up with you at the Vault door if I can. But don't wait for me. Good luck. CG04AmataStage5A1 Was that an actual apology? From you? Wow. You must really be desperate. CG04AmataStage5A1 You're right though. You do need my help. You'll never get out of here on your own. You're lucky I'm such a good friend. CG04AmataStage5A1 There's a secret tunnel that leads directly from my father's office to the exit. You'll have to hack the computer in his office to open it. CG04AmataStage5A1 Use these to get into his office. That's how I always get in. CG04AmataStage5A1 Was that an actual apology? From you? Wow. You must really be desperate. CG04AmataStage5A1 You're right though. You do need my help. You'll never get out of here on your own. You're lucky I'm such a good friend. CG04AmataStage5A1 It won't be easy. My father sealed the door to the exit to prevent anyone else from following your dad. CG04AmataStage5A2 Not exactly an apology, but probably the best I can expect. CG04AmataStage5A2 You'd better listen, because you'll never escape without my help. CG04AmataStage5A2 There's a secret tunnel that leads directly from my father's office to the exit. You'll have to hack the computer in his office to open it. CG04AmataStage5A2 Use these to get into his office. That's how I always get in. CG04AmataStage5A2 Not exactly an apology, but probably the best I can expect. CG04AmataStage5A2 You'd better listen, because you'll never escape without my help. CG04AmataStage5A2 It won't be easy. My father sealed the door to the exit to prevent anyone else from following your dad. CG04AmataStage5A3 I don't even know why I bother with you. CG04AmataStartA1 You've got to get out of here! Your dad is gone and my father's men are looking for you! CG04AmataStartA1B1 He's left the Vault! I don't know how, but he's gone, and my father... he's kind of gone crazy. CG04AmataStartA1B1C1 It's Jonas... they killed him! My father's men. They took him, and... Oh my God, you have to leave, now! CG04AmataStartA1B1C2 I thought so too. But it's true. He's gone and Jonas is dead and now they're looking for you! CG04AmataStartA1B1C2A1 My father's men think Jonas helped your dad escape. They caught him and brought him to my dad's office and they... Oh my God... CG04AmataStartA1B1C3 Goddamn it! Stop making jokes and listen to me! Jonas is dead! Do you understand what I'm saying to you? My father ordered the guards to do it! CG04AmataStartA1B1C3 And now they're coming here to do the same thing to you! This is not a joke! You need to get out of here! CG04AmataStartA1B2 You don't understand! Your dad somehow opened the main door and left the Vault! CG04AmataStartA1B2 My father... I've never seen him so angry. Listen to me -- if the guards find you, they'll kill you. CG04AmataStartA1B2C1 I don't know! Some of my father's men. CG04AmataStartA1B2C1 Look, that doesn't matter right now! You need to worry about getting out of here alive! Revenge will have to wait. CG04AmataStartA1B2C2 That's what I've been trying to tell you! CG04AmataStartA1B2C2 Listen... You have to follow your dad -- escape from the Vault. And you have to do it now, while everything is still in confusion. CG04AmataStartA1B2C2 Maybe it's none of my business, but... you seem just as surprised as me to learn your dad has left. Didn't he tell you what he was planning? CG04AmataStartA1B2C3 That's what I would have said until tonight. But it's true. He's gone and Jonas is dead and now they're looking for you! CG04AmataStartA1B3 Aren't you listening? Your dad is gone! From the Vault! He opened the main door and left! CG04AmataStartA1B3 My father has completely flipped out. I've never seen him like this. He ordered the guards to beat Jonas. To death. And now they're looking for you! CG04AmataStartA1B3C1 I'm sorry... he's dead. They beat him... They just wouldn't stop... And my father ordered them to do it... CG04AmataStartA1B3C1 I snuck out to warn you as soon as they were gone. CG04AmataStartA1B3C2 I finally got your attention, huh? Jonas is dead, in case you were wondering. He helped your dad escape, and they killed him for it! CG04AmataStartA1B3C2 Now let's get you the hell out of here before you're next! CG04AmataStartA1B3C3 That's what I would have said until tonight. But it's true. He's gone and Jonas is dead and now they're looking for you! CG04AmataStartA2 Don't be a smart-mouth! This is serious! CG04AmataStartA2 My father's men are looking for you. They've already killed Jonas. You've got to get out of here! CG04AmataStartA2 Oh, gross! Knock it off, this is serious! CG04AmataStartA2 My father's men are looking for you. They've already killed Jonas. You've got to get out of here! CG04AmataStartA2B1 It's your dad. He's left the Vault! My father thinks Jonas helped him escape. So he had his men... CG04AmataStartA2B1 My God, they killed him... They just beat him, and beat him, and wouldn't stop... CG04AmataStartA2B1C1 Yeah. Don't worry about me. I'm just sorry you had to find out like this. I know Jonas was your friend. CG04AmataStartA2B1C1 But we've got to go, now. My father's men will be here any minute! CG04AmataStartA2B1C2 No. Why should I cry? He was your friend, not mine. CG04AmataStartA2B1C2 I came here to help you. If you still want my help, we'd better get going. CG04AmataStartA2B1C3 Yeah. It's lucky I got here ahead of them. But we can't stand here talking! You've got to get out of here! CG04AmataStartA2B2 Jonas helped your dad escape the Vault tonight! At least that's what my father thinks -- and he's sent his men to find you. CG04AmataStartA2B2 Maybe you don't know anything about it, but my father sure thinks you do. CG04AmataStartA2B2 You can't let him catch you. I think he'd kill you. I really do. CG04AmataStartA2B3 You don't understand. It's your dad -- he's left the Vault! They think Jonas helped him. CG04AmataStartA2B3 And they think you're part of it! You know how paranoid my father is anyway. This has pushed him right over the edge. CG04AmataStartA2B3 You can worry about revenge later. Right now you've got to get away before security gets here! CG04AmataStartA3 No! You've got to get up. Right now! If my father's men catch you here, I don't know what will happen. CG04AmataStartA3B1 This isn't about some stupid prank. Your dad left the Vault somehow, and now my father's gone crazy. Jonas is dead! CG04AmataStartA3B1 So you'd better listen to me and get moving if you don't want to end up like him! CG04AmataStartA3B2 Well, you'd better start being afraid! I just watched them beat Jonas, over and over again! They killed him! CG04AmataStartA3B2 Now shut up and listen to me! CG04AmataStartA3B2C1 Finally! Look, it all started with your dad -- he's escaped from the Vault somehow. I guess you didn't know. CG04AmataStartA3B2C1 Jonas must have helped him escape, and when my father found out, he kind of went crazy. CG04AmataStartA3B2C1 They think you're part of it. And I don't think they'll be interested in listening to your explanations! CG04AmataStartA3B2C2 It all started with your dad -- he's escaped from the Vault somehow. I guess you didn't know. CG04AmataStartA3B2C2 Jonas must have helped him escape, and when my father found out... CG04AmataStartA3B2C2 They think you're part of it. And I don't think they'll be interested in listening to your explanations! CG04AmataStartB0 Not anymore, apparently. But... Are you honestly telling me you had no idea your dad was leaving? He really didn't tell you? CG04AmataStartB1 I'm sorry, but I think you'll have to follow your dad. You'll have to escape from the Vault. CG04AmataStartB1 Listen... maybe it isn't any of my business, but didn't your dad tell you that he was leaving? CG04AmataStartB2 Don't be an idiot! What are you going to do, fight the whole security force by yourself? CG04AmataStartB2 No, I've thought about it. There's only one way. You have to follow your dad. You have to leave the Vault. CG04AmataStartB3 Good. You're finally talking sense. CG04AmataStartB3 My God, this is all so crazy. I can't believe your dad didn't tell you he was leaving. CG04AmataStartB4 Not this time. My father... he's not listening to anybody. If he even finds out that I've been helping you... CG04AmataStartB4 But that doesn't matter. I can take care of myself. It's you he's looking for. CG04AmataStartB4 And I have a plan. I know how to get you out of the Vault. Well, I think it will work. CG04AmataStartB5 Oh, so you don't trust me now? Thanks a lot. You think it was easy for me to get here? With the Radroaches and security all over the place? CG04AmataStartB5A1 I understand. It must be rough, waking up suddenly to find your dad gone and everything turned upside down. CG04AmataStartB5A1 Listen... it may not be any of my business, but didn't your dad tell you anything about his plans? CG04AmataStartB5A2 Your sense of self-preservation never fails to rise to the surface. CG04AmataStartB5A2 Lucky for you, I have a plan. I can help you follow your dad and escape from the Vault! CG04AmataStartB5A3 Fine! You're on your own, then. I'll wait here and see how long until you come crawling back, begging for my help. CG04AmataStartB6 That's exactly what I had in mind. CG04AmataStartB6 Listen. There's a secret tunnel that leads directly from my father's office to the exit. You'll have to hack the computer in his office to open it. CG04AmataStartB6 Use these to get into his office. That's how I always get in. CG04AmataStartB6 That's exactly what I had in mind. CG04AmataStartB6 It won't be easy, though. My father sealed the door to the exit to prevent anyone else from following your dad. CG04AmataStartC1 Listen. There's a secret tunnel that leads directly from my father's office to the exit. You'll have to hack the computer in his office to open it. CG04AmataStartC1 Use these to get into his office. That's how I always get in. CG04AmataStartC1 Come on, your dad did it. And he didn't even have my help. CG04AmataStartC1 It won't be easy, though. My father sealed the door to the exit to prevent anyone else from following your dad. CG04AmataStartC2 I don't have time to explain everything. You're just going to have to trust me this time. CG04AmataStartC2 Listen. There's a secret tunnel that leads directly from my father's office to the exit. You'll have to hack the computer in his office to open it. CG04AmataStartC2 Use these to get into his office. That's how I always get in. CG04AmataStartC2 No! I mean I do have a plan, and it'll work better than that time we tried to steal Mr. Brotch's... CG04AmataStartC2 Come on, be serious. This will work. It has to. CG04AmataStartC2 Listen. My father sealed the door to the exit to prevent anyone else from escaping. CG04AmataStartC3 Fine. Be that way. Good luck with the whole Vault in lockdown, Radroaches everywhere, and security guarding every door. CG04AmataStartC3 I'm sure you'll have no trouble escaping on your own. CG04AmataStartC3A1 Good. Now will you shut up and listen to me for a second? CG04AmataStartC3A1 There's a secret tunnel that leads directly from my father's office to the exit. You'll have to hack the computer in his office to open it. CG04AmataStartC3A1 Use these to get into his office. That's how I always get in. CG04AmataStartC3A1 You're such a jerk. Maybe I don't want to help you anymore. CG04AmataStartC3A1 No, don't worry. If I got sore that easily we couldn't have stayed friends all these years. You being such a jerk and all. CG04AmataStartC3A1 Listen. My father sealed the door to the exit to prevent anyone else from escaping. CG04AmataStartC3A2 Fine. I can't stop you. You don't deserve it, but I'll wait here so when you change your mind you'll know where to find me. CG04AmataStartD1 Lucky for you, I know of another way in. CG04AmataStartD1 There's a secret tunnel that runs from the Overseer's Office to the Vault door! CG04AmataStartD1 Security doesn't even know about it. Nobody except my father -- and me. "One of the Overseer's secrets," he says. CG04AmataStartD1New Oh, one more thing. I stole my father's pistol. I hope you won't need it, but you'd better take it just in case. CG04AmataStartD2 Lucky for you, I know another way through. There's a secret tunnel that runs from the Overseer's Office to the Vault door! CG04AmataStartD2 Security doesn't even know about it. Nobody except my father -- and me. "One of the Overseer's secrets," he says. CG04AmataStartD2New My father's not stupid. He's sealed the door to the exit to prevent anyone else from escaping. CG04AmataStartD2New The tunnel is the only way out! You're just going to have to trust me. CG04AmataStartD2New Oh, one more thing. I stole my father's pistol. I hope you won't need it, but you'd better take it just in case. CG04AmataStartD3New We don't have time for this! Trust me, security doesn't know about the tunnel. Just my father -- and me. CG04AmataStartD3New Maybe this pistol I stole from my father will make you feel better. Go ahead, take it, and then let's get out of here. CG04AmataStartDad1 Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sure he had his reasons. Maybe Jonas was supposed to explain everything to you? CG04AmataStartDad1 But it doesn't matter. I can help you escape. I have my own plan! CG04AmataStartDad2 Uh, okay. Sure. CG04AmataStartDad2 But it doesn't matter. I can help you escape. I have my own plan! CG04AmataStartDad3 I'm sorry I asked. And I'm not just saying that -- I shouldn't have pried. CG04AmataStartDad3 But it doesn't matter. I can help you escape. I have my own plan! CG04AmataStartDad4 I'm sorry I asked. And I'm not just saying that -- I shouldn't have pried. CG04AmataStartDad4 But it doesn't matter. I can help you escape. I have my own plan! CG04AmataStartE1 Same way I do -- use these. Once you're in, use his computer to open the door to the tunnel. CG04AmataStartE1 I don't have a password to his computer, so you'll have to hack it. But that shouldn't give you any trouble. CG04AmataStartE1 I'll find my father and make sure he doesn't go back to his office. But you'd better hurry. CG04AmataStartE1 Oh, one more thing. I stole my father's pistol. I hope you won't need it, but you'd better take it just in case. CG04AmataStartE1 Same way I do -- use these. Once you're in, use his computer to open the door to the tunnel. CG04AmataStartE1 I don't have a password to his computer, so you'll either have to hack it or find the password somewhere in his desk. CG04AmataStartE1 I'll find my father and make sure he doesn't go back to his office. But you'd better hurry. CG04AmataStartE1 Oh, one more thing. I stole my father's pistol. I hope you won't need it, but you'd better take it just in case. CG04AmataStartE2 I'll be keeping my father from catching you hacking into his computer. CG04AmataStartE2 Here, you'll probably need these to pick the lock on the office door. They've always worked for me. CG04AmataStartE2 Access his computer to open the door to the tunnel -- you'll either have to hack it or find his password. I know he hides it in his office somewhere. CG04AmataStartE2 Oh, one more thing. I stole my father's pistol. I hope you won't need it, but you'd better take it just in case. CG04AmataStartE3 If you have a better plan, let's hear it! Look, I know for a fact that the office isn't guarded -- everyone's out looking for you. CG04AmataStartE3 Here, you'll probably need these to pick the lock on the office door. They've always worked for me. CG04AmataStartE3 Access his computer to open the door to the tunnel -- you'll either have to hack it or find his password. I know he hides it in his office somewhere. CG04AmataStartE3 Oh, one more thing. I stole my father's pistol. I hope you won't need it, but you'd better take it just in case. CG04AmataStartF1 Okay. I'll try to meet you at the exit. Watch out for security. Good luck! CG04AmataStartF2 I hope you're joking. Even with that pistol, I don't think you'll win a fight against the whole security force. CG04AmataStartF2 Okay. I'll try to meet you at the exit. Good luck! CG04AmataStartF3 Well... okay. I guess it may come in handy if I run into any Radroaches. CG04AmataStartF3 All right. I'll try to meet you at the exit. Watch out for security. Good luck! CG04AtriumConv1 We should just go back to our quarters. CG04AtriumConv1 It's our only chance, don't you see? We're getting out of here, just like the doctor. I'm not going to let anyone stop us. CG04AtriumConv1 Tom! No! CG04AtriumConv1 Tom! Be careful! CG04AtriumConv1 It's me! Tom Holden! Just let me through! CG04AtriumConv1 What are you doing? Are you crazy? We'll shoot! Dammit, Tom. CG04ButchA1 No, I can't go back in there. It's... it's dark, and there's Radroaches. CG04ButchA1B1 Oh my God, thank you. I didn't know what to do. You're the best! CG04ButchA1B2 No! I mean... it's not the dark, it's the Radroaches. I... I can't stand them. I tried to go back in to get her, I really did! But I couldn't. CG04ButchA1B2 You gotta help me. She's not going to last much longer in there! Can't you hear her screaming? CG04ButchA2 Yeah, I'm asking you. So what. CG04ButchA2 Look, I'm sorry for the way I've always treated you. You know I never meant any of it, right? CG04ButchA2 But it's my mom. You can't leave her in there with the Radroaches. CG04ButchA2B1 Sure. I don't care why. Just get her out of there! CG04ButchA2B2 Well... yeah, so I hate Radroaches. So what? I tried to go back in to help her, I swear I did! But I just can't do it! CG04ButchA2B2 So I'm begging you, please help her. I don't know what I'd do without my mom. CG04ButchA2B3 No! Please! I'll do anything! You can join the Tunnel Snakes! I'll be your best friend forever! You gotta help her! CG04ButchA2B3C1 You're a real bastard, you know that? I hate your guts, you fucking coward! CG04ButchA3 Please! I know I've always been a jerk towards you. I know it! CG04ButchA3 But you can't walk away and let her die! Just because I was an asshole. Please... I'm begging you. CG04ButchA3B1 Okay, sure! Uh, you can join the Tunnel Snakes! I'll be your best friend forever! Whatever you want. Just save my mom! CG04ButchA3B2 You're a real bastard, you know that? I hate your guts, you fucking coward! CG04ButchA4 Please! I know I've always been a jerk towards you. I know it! CG04ButchA4 But you can't walk away and let her die! Just because I was an asshole. Please... I'm begging you. CG04ButchB1 Oh my God, thank you. Of course I'll shut up. I promise, I won't tell anybody I saw you. You can count on me. CG04ButchB1 Oh my God, thank you. I didn't know what to do. You're the best! CG04ButchB1 Oh my God, thank you. You're right, I am an asshole. But you -- you're the best! CG04ButchB2 Wow, where'd you get that? Okay, okay. Maybe I can do this. CG04ButchB2 Alright. I'm gonna go back in there and kill those damn roaches. Thanks! CG04ButchB2 This would squish those little buggers real nice. Okay, okay. Maybe I can do this. CG04ButchB2 Alright. I'm gonna go back in there and kill those damn roaches. Thanks! CG04ButchB3 You're a real bastard, you know that? I hate your fucking guts! CG04ButchB3 Get away from me, you sick bastard! CG04ButchB4 Oh my God, you're right! I can hear their little scratchy feet coming this way. I gotta get out of here! CG04ButchB5 You know what... you're right! They aren't anything I can't handle. Tunnel Snakes rule! CG04ButchSpeech Over here! Officer Kendall! CG04ButchSpeech Hey! He's right over here! Come quick! CG04ButchSpeech Hey! She's right over here! Come quick! CG04ButchSpeech I've found him! This way! CG04ButchSpeech I've found her! This way! CG04ButchSpeech Officer Kendall! Help! CG04DadNoteTopic Hold on Jonas, I need to record this first. CG04DadNoteTopic I don't really know how to tell you this. I hope you'll understand, but I know you might be angry. CG04DadNoteTopic I thought about it for a long time, but in the end I decided it was best for you not to know. CG04DadNoteTopic So many things could have gone wrong, and there's really no telling how the Overseer will react when he finds out. CG04DadNoteTopic It's best if he can blame everything on me. CG04DadNoteTopic Obviously, you already know that I'm gone. It was something I needed to do. You're an adult now. You're ready to be on your own. CG04DadNoteTopic Maybe some day, things will change and we can see each other again. I can't tell you why I left or where I'm going. I don't want you to follow me. CG04DadNoteTopic God knows life in the Vault isn't perfect, but at least you'll be safe. Just knowing that will be enough to keep me going. CG04DadNoteTopic Don't mean to rush you, Doc, but I'd feel better if we got this over with. CG04DadNoteTopic Okay. Go ahead. CG04DadNoteTopic Goodbye. I love you. CG04DoorYell Are you crazy? The Vault's in lockdown! Get back to your room. CG04DoorYell I'm not opening this door until I get the all clear from the Overseer. CG04DoorYell Sorry, but I intend to stay on the Overseer's good side. CG04DoorYell Everybody's supposed to be in their rooms during the lockdown. What are you doing out in the hall? CG04DoorYell Go away! I'm not opening the door until the lockdown's over. CG04EmergencyBroadcast This is the Overseer. CG04EmergencyBroadcast All residents of Vault 101 are hereby confined to their quarters. CG04EmergencyBroadcast The Radroach infestation is under control. Do NOT interfere with vault security personnel. CG04EmergencyBroadcast Any resident found outside his or her quarters will be dealt with. Severely. CG04EmergencyBroadcast That is all. CG04GomezA1 It's a real shame it's come to this. I can't believe what they did to Jonas... Officer Mack was just out of control... CG04GomezA1 But you're a good kid. You didn't do anything to deserve this. Go find your dad, if you can. CG04GomezA2 Don't think I don't know it. Why do you think I'm letting you go? CG04GomezA2 I guess you're trying to follow your dad... outside. CG04GomezA2 Good gravy, if I didn't know what the Overseer would do if he caught you, I'd never tell you to try for it, but it's your only shot. CG04GomezA2 You take care and I hope you find your daddy. CG04GomezA3 Now come on, that's not fair. I wasn't even there! I had some words with the Overseer when I saw what they'd done to Jonas. CG04GomezA3 But they all went crazy when they realized what your dad had done. Opened the Vault door! CG04GomezA3 Good gravy, if it was anybody but your dad I'd have thought he was a traitor, too. CG04GomezA3 But not him. If he opened that door, he must have had his reasons. And you'd better follow him, quick. CG04GuardExitYell I'm not crazy enough to go out there! CG04GuardExitYell I'm not going out there, I don't care what the Overseer says. CG04GuardExitYell Quick, close the door! CG04Interrogation Amata! Where did you get that gun? CG04Interrogation Be reasonable, Amata. Officer Mack may enjoy this, but I don't. Just tell us where to find your friend, so we can talk to him. CG04Interrogation Be reasonable, Amata. Officer Mack may enjoy this, but I don't. Just tell us where to find your friend, so we can talk to her. CG04Interrogation Now then, are you ready to tell me where your friend has gone? There's no need for any more of this. CG04Interrogation Amata, please. Don't be stubborn. I only want to talk to your friend. Surely you understand what's at stake here. CG04Interrogation Just get away from me! I don't want to shoot you but I will. I swear I will! CG04Interrogation I'm not telling you anything! And don't pretend you aren't enjoying this, Daddy. You're sick! CG04Interrogation What are you going to do, Daddy? Beat me to death, like you did poor Jonas? CG04Interrogation If you think I'll betray him, you don't know me very well. CG04Interrogation If you think I'll betray her, you don't know me very well. CG04Interrogation Daddy, please stop! Don't you understand, I can't tell you. Why are you doing this to me? CG04Interrogation Please stop. Please don't have him hit me again. Don't you care that I'm your own daughter? CG04Interrogation How dare you threaten me! And with my own gun! I'm your father, damn you, and you'll show me some respect! CG04Interrogation Very well. There's no hurry. Your friend isn't going anywhere, after all. CG04Interrogation Amata, darling. Why must you be so stubborn? The last thing I want is to see you hurt, but my duty to the Vault comes first. CG04Interrogation I've always indulged you, Amata. And now you've taken advantage of my lenience. CG04Interrogation Officer Mack! Don't just stand there! CG04Interrogation Again. CG04Interrogation One more time. CG04Interrogation Go ahead, Officer. CG04Interrogation Don't make me take that gun away from you, girlie. Just hand it over nice and easy now. CG04Interrogation You'd better talk, girlie. CG04Interrogation Do what your dad says, Amata. CG04Interrogation You need to learn some respect. CG04Interrogation No! Get away from me! CG04Interrogation Stop it! CG04Interrogation No, please don't! CG04Interrogation Please, Daddy, no! CG04Interrogation Oh my God! Amata... what have you done... CG04Interrogation That's enough, officer. CG04Interrogation That'll do for now. CG04Interrogation All right, officer. Let me try again. CG04InterrogationScene I told you, I don't know anything! CG04InterrogationScene Be reasonable, Amata. Officer Mack may enjoy this, but I don't. Just tell us where to find your friend, so we can talk to him. CG04InterrogationScene Be reasonable, Amata. Officer Mack may enjoy this, but I don't. Just tell us where to find your friend, so we can talk to her. CG04InterrogationScene He's my friend. I was worried about him. What does he have to do with any of this anyway? CG04InterrogationScene She's my friend. I was worried about her. What does she have to do with any of this anyway? CG04InterrogationScene Probably nothing. Which is why you need to tell me where he is, so I can talk to him. CG04InterrogationScene Probably nothing. Which is why you need to tell me where she is, so I can talk to her. CG04InterrogationScene Go to hell. CG04JonasNoteTopic Don't mean to rush you, Doc, but I'd feel better if we got this over with. CG04OverseerA1 Oh, is that all? Is there anything else I can get you while you're here? CG04OverseerA1 You'll get nothing from me. I'll die before I see the safety of the Vault compromised again. CG04OverseerA1B1 I've dealt with your kind before, you little snotnose punk. You should have run like your coward of a father. CG04OverseerA1B2 My God, you're a coldblooded little shit, aren't you? I think you'd actually do it. CG04OverseerA1B2 Here. Take them and leave the Vault. I'll have you shot on sight if you ever come back. CG04OverseerA1B3 Save your sanctimony. The world is a dangerous place and I make no apologies for doing whatever it takes to keep the Vault safe. CG04OverseerA1B3 Guards! Help me! CG04OverseerA2 I place the good of the Vault above everything, even my own paternal feelings. We must not allow sentiment to cloud our judgment! CG04OverseerA2 But I admire your protective instincts. Very well. I give you my word that Amata will not suffer further because of your actions. CG04OverseerA2 Now then. If you really care about Amata, you will see how dangerous your father's actions were. CG04OverseerA2 Hand over your weapons, and put an end to this dangerous situation. There's no need to join your father as a traitor to the Vault. CG04OverseerA2B1 A regrettable incident. But sometimes harsh measures are necessary for the good of the Vault. Such has always been my lot. CG04OverseerA2B1 Think a moment. If you really care about your fellow citizens, killing me is the worst thing you could do. CG04OverseerA2B1 Without an Overseer, the Vault would be plunged into chaos and disaster. Surely you can see that as well as I. CG04OverseerA2B1 Come now, turn yourself in and we can resolve this whole thing peacefully. Just because your father betrayed us doesn't mean you have to. CG04OverseerA2B3 Let's let history be the judge of that. If you had paid attention to Mr. Brotch, you'd understand that history is invariably written by the victor. CG04OverseerA2B3 And I intend to be the victor. You won't survive the night. Guards! Help me! CG04OverseerA2B4 Thank you. That will make this easier. Guards! Help me! CG04OverseerA3 A regrettable incident. But will killing me bring back your friend? CG04OverseerA3 Think a moment. If you really care about your fellow citizens, killing me is the worst thing you could do. CG04OverseerA3 Without an Overseer, the Vault would be plunged into chaos and disaster. Surely you can see that as well as I. CG04OverseerA3 Come now, turn yourself in and we can resolve this whole thing peacefully. Just because your father betrayed us doesn't mean you have to. CG04OverseerA3B1 Do you really think I'm afraid of a little snotnose punk like you? CG04OverseerA3B1 I've dealt with your kind many times before. I've never minded getting my hands dirty when I had to. CG04OverseerA3B2 Do you think I'm scared of a snotnosed punk like you? I was running this Vault when you were still crying for your dead mother. CG04OverseerA3B2 You'll get nothing from me. I'll die before I see the safety of the Vault compromised again. CG04SecurityBarks You! This is your fault! You and your stupid father! He had to go and leave, didn�t he? He had to mess things up for everybody! CG04SecurityBarks Guards! Guards, he�s over here! CG04SecurityBarks Guards! Guards, she�s over here! CG04SecurityBarks The doc�s stupid kid is over here! He�s trying to leave the Vault! Don�t let him get away! CG04SecurityBarks The doc�s stupid kid is over here! She�s trying to leave the Vault! Don�t let her get away! CG04SecurityBarks Guards! CG04SecurityBarks Oh my God! Daddy! CG04SecurityBarks Guards! Help! CG04SecurityBarks He's here! Don't let him get away! CG04SecurityBarks She's here! Don't let her get away! CG04SecurityBarks Guards! CG04SecurityBarks He's opening the Vault door! Get the Overseer! We need this door open now! CG04SecurityBarks She's opening the Vault door! Get the Overseer! We need this door open now! CG04SecurityBarks Watch it, sir! She's got a gun! CG04SecurityBarks Look out, sir! It's the doc's kid! CG04SecurityBarks There he is! Hold it right there! CG04SecurityBarks There she is! Hold it right there! CG04SecurityBarks Hold on, son! I just want to talk to you for a minute! CG04SecurityBarks Hold on, missy! I just want to talk to you for a minute! CG04SecurityBarks He's turning the power back on! To the control room! CG04SecurityBarks She's turning the power back on! To the control room! CG04SecurityButchConv Goddammit Butch, I told you to get back in your room. CG04SecurityButchConv What are you doing out of your room? There's a curfew in effect. CG04SecurityButchConv There's roaches in there, Officer Kendall! They're attacking my mom! You've got to help! CG04SecurityButchConv I told you, there's roaches in there attacking my mom! You've got to help her! CG04SecurityButchConv Oh, uh, sorry Officer. I'll go right back inside. CG04SecurityButchConv What's the matter, she dead drunk again? I don't have time for this. Stop being such a sissy and go help her yourself. CG04SecurityButchHatePlayer I've got bigger problems right now than dealing with your lush of a mother again. CG04SecurityButchHatePlayer No, wait! You're looking for the Doc's kid, right? He was just here! I saw where he went. CG04SecurityButchHatePlayer No, wait! You're looking for the Doc's kid, right? He was just here! I saw where he went. CG04SecurityButchHatePlayer You saw him? Where'd he go? CG04SecurityButchHatePlayer You saw her? Where'd she go? CG04SecurityButchHatePlayer Uh uh. You go in there and help my mom. Then I'll tell you. CG04SecurityButchHatePlayer Listen you little punk! We just beat a man to death. You want to be next? CG04SecurityButchHatePlayer No sir! Uh, he went that way! I saw him. I did! CG04SecurityButchHatePlayer No sir! Uh, she went that way! I saw her. I did! CG04SecurityButchHatePlayer That's better. Now get in your goddamn room! CG04SecurityButchHatePlayer No, please! Don't leave! You've got to help my mom! CG04SecurityButchLikePlayer Okay then. Hey, you haven't seen the Doc's kid, have you? We're still looking for him. CG04SecurityButchLikePlayer Okay then. Hey, you haven't seen the Doc's kid, have you? We're still looking for her. CG04SecurityButchLikePlayer No, sir. Good luck with your search though. CG04SecurityButchLikePlayer Whatever. Get back in your room. CG04SecurityConv1 Pretty quiet. You? CG04SecurityConv1 Just roaches. I don't know where they keep coming from. How about you? CG04SecurityConv1 Nah. Everyone's keeping to the curfew. Any news on the doc's kid? CG04SecurityConv1 No. I'd better get going. Good luck. CG04SecurityConv1 Nothing. That kid can't hide from us forever though. CG04SecurityConv1 Nope. I bet you a week's rations Amata knows something, though. CG04SecurityConv1 I'll never get the roach guts off my billy club. What a mess. CG04SecurityConv1 Nope. Wild goose chase if you ask me. CG04SecurityRichardsKendall Hey, John. What did you find? CG04SecurityRichardsKendall He was leaving his quarters just as I got there, but then I got jumped by some roaches and he got away. CG04SecurityRichardsKendall She was leaving her quarters just as I got there, but then I got jumped by some roaches and she got away. CG04SecurityRichardsKendall Don't worry, we'll find that little punk. He can't hide forever. CG04SecurityRichardsKendall Don't worry, we'll find that little bitch. She can't hide forever. CG04SecurityRichardsKendall Righto. Give a yell if you see anything. I'm going to head down this way. CG04StanleyReactor Oh, well, right over there through that door. You'll have to turn on all three generators. None of 'em will take the load by themselves any more. CG04StanleyReactor Now, I'd do it myself but I'm under orders from the Overseer not to turn them back on without his say so. CG04StanleyReactor But I don't suppose I know anything about what you might get up to. CG04StevieGloriaConv Stevie, thank God... I... I was at Bea's, worried about the kids... the roaches... CG04StevieGloriaConv Geez, Mom, I don't have time for this! Why didn't you stay with Aunt Beatrice? There's important stuff going on... oh, come on. I'll take you home. CGTransitionTopic I'm sorry, Madison. I am. But what choice do I have? CGTransitionTopic I thought I knew you... I trusted you! We all did! How can you be so selfish? CGTransitionTopic Selfish? This is my child we're talking about, Madison! My child! CGTransitionTopic It's you and me, now, okay? You and me. But that's okay. So long as we've got each other, that's all that matters. CGTransitionTopic No, no, put that away. This one's on the house. And now a toast. To James and his cheery cherub. May your future be safe, bright, and boring as hell. CGTransitionTopic Shh... You're safe now. No more monsters. No more nightmares. Shh... That's it. Daddy's got you� CGTransitionTopic Yes, yes. Cardiology, Pediatrics, Psychiatry. Whatever your needs. You'll find I can handle, well� I can handle just about anything. CGTransitionTopic All right. Just remember one thing. We need a doctor, not a deadbeat. Fail to meet my expectations, and there will be repercussions. CGTransitionTopic Not so bad, huh? A bit chilly maybe, but we'll get used to that. A few decorations, some donated toys, and this place will feel just like home. Home� CGTransitionTopic Hmmmm... Good? Huh, is that good? Here you go... No... Not too fast. That's it. That's it. Everything on the spoon. Come on, you can do it. CGTransitionTopic It's a pleasure. I'm Jonas. Um... I guess... I'm your new assistant. CGTransitionTopic It's okay! It's okay, see? Just a little cut. Good thing your daddy's a doctor, huh? I know just the right kind of kiss to make it better� CGTransitionTopic Ahh, it's my stupid ankle, doc. Sprained, broken, I don't know. Slipped on some grease in one of the maintenance tunnels. CGTransitionTopic Your mommy? Oh, sweetie... I... Of course I miss her. I miss her... so much. Each day more than the last. CGTransitionTopic You are to mend broken bones, prescribe medications, and see to the health of my residents. These "experiments" are a waste of time! CGTransitionTopic Don't be a damned fool! We know nothing of the viruses or bacteria that survive down here! We experiment to prepare. We prepare to survive. CGTransitionTopic What's the matter, teacher's pet? Gonna cry? Awww... Waaahh! Go run home to daddy. CGTransitionTopic No, but close. Not 45, 55. You've got to carry the 1, right? So you put the 5 there� and the one goes over there. See? Easy. CGTransitionTopic Yes, and Amata can come over after you clean your room! Now move! This place is disgusting. CGTransitionTopic What is their problem, anyway? So I'm the Overseer's daughter? So what? Like I get any kind of special treatment! At least� at least I've got you. CGTransitionTopic Ah. Well... Umm. You'd think being a doctor would make this easy... CGTransitionTopic Boys and girls have different parts. Right? And when a boy and a girl love each other� CGTransitionTopic That was amazing, sport! Four strike outs in a row! I'll tell ya doc, I think we're looking at the new Vault 101 MVP! CGTransitionTopic Revelation, 21:6. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely. CGTransitionTopic Come on, doc. Just one more month, that's all I'm asking for. Without those pills, I� I just don't know what I'll do. Please, I'm begging you. CGTransitionTopic It's time for you to go home. Tell your father I want to see him in my office first thing in the morning. Amata, I want to talk to you. Now. CGTransitionTopic No, Mister DeLoria, that is not correct. The Battle of Hastings was 1066. 2077 was the end of the world. Tell me. Are you really that stupid? CGTransitionTopic Stop fussing! You look great! Now go! You want to be late for you own prom? CGTransitionTopic Don't give me that! You were drunk! All of you! What if I hadn't walked in? Hmm? Did you think about that? What if the Overseer found you first? CGTransitionTopic There's nothing out there. Just... Horror. Pain. Grief. You have a good life in this vault. You shouldn't think about such awful things. CGTransitionTopic Well that's my job, isn't it? To turn you into a grown-up? Make sure you're ready to handle adult life here in the vault? You're not a kid anymore. CGTransitionTopic Here are those results you wanted, doc. From the, um... secondary experiment? CGTransitionTopic Oh my God. Please, doctor. Please! I know you have stuff here. Drugs! You have to fix this! My God, I can't be pregnant� CGTransitionTopic Ha ha! Look at that! What'd I tell you, huh? Work hard enough, and anything is possible. Even an "A" from Mister Brotch! Ha ha ha ha ha! CGTransitionTopic Yeah? Well daddy doctor ain't here to save you now, is he? So what you gonna do now, huh? What you gonna do? CGTransitionTopic What are you looking at? Stop gawking and get back to work. Selfish and insubordinate, just like your father� CGTransitionTopic Look, it's just... You need to know these things. I'm not going to be around to hold your hand forever... CherryFollowMe The sooner we get there, the better. CherryQuit You're a goddamn liar. You told me we were going to Rivet City but we've been out here for over five days! I've had it. I'm going back. CherryThanks Well, you kept your promise. I really didn't think you would. Thank you. CherryWaitHere Don't be gone too long. CitadelLyonsHolo1 According to our latest reconnaissance report, Enclave soldiers have taken complete control of the Project Purity facility. CitadelLyonsHolo1 They've brutally murdered innocent scientists, including James. He went there to revive the project, and died for his efforts. CitadelLyonsHolo1 They will answer for their crimes. I haven't worked so hard just to sit idly by and watch the Enclave undo what little we've accomplished here. CitadelLyonsHolo2 Here I sit, in the safety of the Citadel, while the people of the Wasteland thirst, and suffer, and die. Here I sit, a failed, feeble old man. CitadelLyonsHolo2 What have I really accomplished? How many have I truly helped? The Super Mutants still roam rampant. The people still die of thirst and radiation. CitadelLyonsHolo2 The Western Elders cease to acknowledge my existence. Some of my own people have even gone Outcast. CitadelLyonsHolo2 And now... the Enclave. Technologically superior. Infinitely resourceful. The time has come to pass the mantle to more able hands. But is she ready? CitadelLyonsHolo3 I cannot -- I will not -- allow the Enclave to control the one thing that could bring even the slightest spark of hope to these people. CitadelLyonsHolo3 Project Purity would mean millions of gallons of pure, clean water for the people of the Capital Wasteland. CitadelLyonsHolo3 James never got the damned thing to run. Neither did we, for that matter. But the Enclave... CitadelLyonsHolo3 If they controlled that much clean water... they would control the entire Capital Wasteland. CitadelLyonsHolo3 I simply cannot allow that to happen. CitadelPrimeVoiceTest Primary Targets: Any and all Red Chinese invaders. Emergency Communist Acquisition Directive: Immediate Self-Destruct -- Better Dead than Red. CitadelPrimeVoiceTest Voice module online. Audio functionality test... initialized. Designation: Liberty Prime. Mission: the Liberation of Anchorage, Alaska. CitDurgaRepair I should let you know: I'm not going to use any of our equipment to provide parts for you. You'll have to pay for them. CitDurgaRepair If you want to pay for the parts, yes. CitDurgaRepair I hope you're willing to pay for the parts -- you're not getting them from our supplies. CitDurgaTrade Yeah, I suppose. CitDurgaTrade Sure. Just be quick about it. CitDuskApology1 It takes some stones to admit a mistake. Maybe you're not so bad, stranger. Tell you what, buy me a drink sometime and we'll call it even. CitDuskApology1 So, what do you want that's worth pissing me off over? CitDuskApology2 Oh? Oh really? Look, I know how you wasters are. You cap a few Radscorpions and think you can walk around like you own the fucking place. CitDuskApology2 But things work differently around here. You got a problem with that, then you go ahead and meet me in the Lyons' Den after lights out. CitDuskApology2 I'll solve your little problem the old fashioned way. CitDuskApologyEND That's what I thought. CitDuskEnclave I never thought much about 'em until you showed up. They have the bots, but they've been buzzing around for as long as I can remember. CitDuskEnclave To tell you the truth, I figured that the Enclave were long gone. Most of us thought the radio and the bots where just relics. CitDuskGallows I don't trust him. I know, I know, I should take faith in my brother, but he disappears for days out into the Wastes. CitDuskGallows He comes back without a word. He only reports to Sentinel Lyons, and doesn't tell the rest of us what he's up to. I can't trust a soldier like that. CitDuskGallows The other guys, they think it's a joke. Glade's even got a betting pool going to find out Gallows' real name. A betting pool. Honestly... CitDuskGreeting1 My "story"? I blow the head off of anything more'n two hundred meters downrange. CitDuskGreeting1 I'm the best shot in the Brotherhood of Steel, bar none. Not even Colvin can match my kill count. That's my "story." CitDuskGreeting1a Hey, Wasteland humor! I like that! Got any more... funny man? CitDuskGreeting1a Hey, Wasteland humor! I like that! Got any more... funny girl? CitDuskGreeting1b Damn right it is. Last time I checked, it wasn't called the "Sisterhood of Steel." Hell, even Sarah has to prove herself to the knuckle draggers. CitDuskGreeting1b Every once in a while, we have to show 'em what's what. CitDuskGreeting2 Ha. Funny. Here's some free advice: You're our guest, so I'd be real careful about who you insult. CitDuskGreeting2 That sort of thing might fly out in the Wastes, but here in the Citadel, it'll earn you a few broken teeth. CitDuskGreeting2a See? That. Right there. That's the sort of shit that'll land a little girl like you in the infirmary. CitDuskGreeting2a See? That. Right there. That's the sort of shit that gets a man injured. CitDuskGreeting2b Yeah, see... my friends can joke about my name. Last I checked you're not on that list. But I'll let it go, you just watch yourself. CitDuskGreetingEND Right to the point. I like that. What do you need? CitElderLyonsMealBlessing1 Brothers, as we take our meal this day, let us reflect upon the words of Elder Patrocolus of the Montana Bunker. CitElderLyonsMealBlessing1 "It is in service of Steel and guardianship of one's Brothers that each man finds his purpose. My friends, stand with your Brothers. Guard them... CitElderLyonsMealBlessing1 ...guide them. And in each of them find purpose." Look around this table, my Brothers. Look into the eyes of each man and woman seated here today. CitElderLyonsMealBlessing1 Pledge in your hearts and minds, pledge by your guns that you will stand with them in battle until the end. Trust each of them with your life. CitElderLyonsMealBlessing1 And earn the trust of each in turn. Eat well, my friends. CitElderLyonsMealBlessing2 Brothers, today I offer a simple prayer. CitElderLyonsMealBlessing2 Hail, Creator. Blessed is your power and mighty is your gift of Steel. CitElderLyonsMealBlessing2 Bless us today, your noble warriors who dwell in this hall. CitElderLyonsMealBlessing2 Let us ride upon wings of thunder and chariots of glory, to bring destruction to your enemies. CitElderLyonsMealBlessing2 To bring destruction upon your wicked enemies." CitElderLyonsPermission This is not normally something that we do. Trade with outsiders has proven to be... problematic in the past. CitElderLyonsPermission However, considering the circumstances... So be it. I'll send word to Durga that you have full access to trade. CitGallowsGreeting1 No. I don't. CitGallowsGreeting1 What do you want? CitGallowsGreeting2 ... CitGallowsGreeting2b ... CitGallowsGreeting2b2 ... CitGallowsGreeting2b2 I'm glad that we understand one another. CitGallowsName ... what's the pool up to now, anyway? CitGallowsName Nice try, though. CitGallowsName Haven't we been through this already? CitGallowsName1 Fine. I'm tired of this game. Irving. My name is Irving. There. Go collect your money. CitGallowsName1 Maybe now they'll leave me alone about it. CitGallowsName1 Fine. I'm tired of this game. Irving. My name is Irving. There. Go collect your money. CitGallowsName1 Maybe now they'll leave me alone about it. CitGallowsName2 No. We can't. CitGallowsNameEND Yeah. Never mind. CitGladeGallows Really? You're kidding me. What is it? CitGladeGallows You figure out his name yet? Haha! Yeah, I thought not. CitGladeGallows Oh man, there's something wrong with that boy. Ain't nobody around here that even knows his real name. CitGladeGallows We got a betting pool in the pride, whole pot goes to the first person who can find out his real name. CitGladeGallows1 It's gotta be, what? 2000 caps now? Boy's a mystery, no doubt about it. CitGladeGallows1 If you can figure out his real name, the money's all yours. CitGladeGallows2 Nope. No one knows his name, where he comes from -- nothin'. He's a mean little bastard for sure. CitGladeGallows2 He'd be a Paladin by now for sure, except that he ain't got no interest in leadin'. Only killin'. I'm just glad he's on our side. CitGladeGallowsName1 Ha! Good point. The pool is up to about 1,000 caps these days. CitGladeGallowsName1 Now, c'mon! C'mon! What's his name? CitGladeGallowsName2 Hahahaha! Irving! Are you serious? CitGladeGallowsName2 Oh man... wait until the other guys hear this... Irving! CitGladeGallowsName2 Here's the pool. You earned it! CitGladeGallowsNameEND Ha! It's not like he'd tell you anyway. CitGladeTeachExplosives01 Did you see, sir? I nailed it. Right under the target. Boom! That's a dead mutie right there. CitGladeTeachExplosives01 All right! That was perfect! I got it dead on! What do you think of that, sir? Good enough to take out a mutant, right? CitGladeTeachExplosives02 Soldier, don't you dare start running that mouth until you can put one of those grenades through a fourth story window at 200 yards. CitGladeTeachExplosives02 Yeah, sure. That's one dead mutant. But the Brother who was using that car for cover is dead too. Learn to check your zone, maggot. CitGladeTeachExplosives03 But... sir! The throw was good! It cleared the line and... and... look! The wall wasn't even hit with shrapnel! I... I'm sorry. I'll try again. CitGladeTeachExplosives03 I'm... I'm sorry sir. I'll keep trying. CitGladeTeachExplosives04 You're damn right you will. And you'll keep at it until you learn to keep that mouth shut. We've got no room for braggarts here. CitGladeTeachExplosives04 Good choice. Pride has taken down more Brothers than I can count. You'd best remember that. CitGladeTeachPistol01 Damn. Sir, I think the sights on my pistol are off. I'm aiming dead on and it keeps firing to the left. CitGladeTeachPistol01 There's something wrong with this weapon, sir. I can hear shells catching in the chamber when I fire. CitGladeTeachPistol02 Are you kidding me? It's not the weapon, Initiate! Try holding the gun properly instead of firing from the hip like some goddamned cowboy. CitGladeTeachPistol02 The weapon isn't the problem, Initiate. You just shoot like my goddamn grandmother. Actually, strike that, my Mrs. Gunny was a deadeye. CitGladeTeachPistol03 What do you suggest, sir? No matter what I do, all my shots pull to the left. CitGladeTeachPistol03 If it's not the weapon, then what is it, sir? CitGladeTeachPistol04 Try loosening your grip, maggot. Hold the weapon higher -- see nothing but the sight and the target. Try not to screw it up this time. CitGladeTeachPistol04 Stop shooting with your eyes and your hand. A soldier kills with his heart. Focus. Lock on to your target and destroy it. Now give it another try. CitGladeTeachRifle01 I feel good, sir. I think I get what you were talking about. When I let go and see only the target, the bullets fly right where I want them to go. CitGladeTeachRifle01 I think I understand what you were saying, sir. When I calm down and focus, I don't see anything but the target. CitGladeTeachRifle02 Then you've reached a new level of understanding. Combat does not take place in the brain. It is passion, instinct, and the will to survive. CitGladeTeachRifle02 You're not quite as worthless as you look. Remember, if you overthink combat, you're dead. You have to WANT to survive more than your enemy. CitGladeTeachRifle03 I understand. Like you said: no man may be defeated so long as his will to survive remains. CitGladeTeachRifle03 I understand, sir. Like you said: fill your soul with thunder, fight with a heart of steel. CitGladeTeachRifle04 So it was taught to me, so will you teach it some day. Enough jaw, maggot. Back to work. CitGladeTeachRifle04 The Brother who taught me was a wise man, Initiate. But even will requires practice. Back on point. CitKnightDirectionsEND Very well. CitKnightDirectionsEND Certainly. CitKnightDirectionsGeneral You are currently in A Ring. Here, you will find the Great Hall, the Lyons' Den, and the Archives. CitKnightDirectionsGeneral Beyond this area is B Ring, quarters for the Knights, Scribes, and Elder Lyons. CitKnightDirectionsGeneral Outside in the Bailey are the training areas and access to the Initiates' barracks. CitKnightDirectionsGeneral Other than that, down those steps is the Lab. Be careful around there, the Scribes are touchy about who goes near their toys. CitKnightDirectionsGeneral This is B Ring. Here you'll find the general barracks, sick bay, and Elder Lyons' quarters. CitKnightDirectionsGeneral Through those door, you'll find A Ring -- the Great Hall is there, as well as the Lyons' Den and the Archives. CitKnightDirectionsGeneral Outside in the Bailey are the training areas and access to the Initiates' barracks. CitKnightDirectionsGeneral Other than that, go through A Ring to get to the Lab. The Scribes do most of their work on the projects down there, so watch what you touch. CitKnightDirectionsGeneral You are currently in the lab. This area belongs mainly to the Scribes. They do their technological R&D down here. CitKnightDirectionsGeneral Up those stairs is A Ring, our main gathering area. The Great Hall is there, as well as the Lyons' Pride quarters and rec room, and the Archives. CitKnightDirectionsGeneral Head through A Ring to get to B Ring, general quarters are there, our doc is across the hall from those, and Elder Lyons' quarters are in the back. CitKnightDirectionsGeneral Outside in the Bailey are the training areas and access to the Initiates' barracks. CitKnightDirectionsGeneral This is the Inner Bailey. These are the training areas and access to the Initiates barracks is across the cut. CitKnightDirectionsGeneral Through those doors to the east is A Ring. The great hall is there, as well as the Lyons' Pride quarters and rec room, and the Archives. CitKnightDirectionsGeneral Head through A Ring to get to B Ring, general quarters are there, our doc is across the hall from those, and Elder Lyons' quarters are in the back. CitKnightDirectionsGeneral The lab is underground. That area belongs mainly to the scribes. They do their technological R&D down there, so watch your step. CitKnightDirectionsMedic You could say that. We have an old Robo Doc. He's a bit creepy, but he does the job. You'll find him in B Ring. CitKnightDirectionsMedic You could say that. We have an old Robo Doc. He's a bit creepy, but he does the job. He's here in B Ring. CitKnightDirectionsSupplies Word came down that you got permission from Elder Lyons to trade, so just head down to the lab and talk to Knight Captain Durga. CitKnightDirectionsSupplies Word came down that you got permission from Elder Lyons to trade, so go talk to Knight Captain Durga. She's here in the lab. CitKnightDirectionsSupplies Well, any one of us would see Knight Captain Durga down in the lab. But since you're an outsider, you'll need permission from Elder Lyons. CitKnightDirectionsSupplies Well, any one of us would see Knight Captain Durga, here in the Lab. But since you're an outsider, you'll need permission from Elder Lyons. CitKnightRumors What's been going on? Well, let's see. For years, we've been draining our resources defending the ungrateful residents of this no man's land. CitKnightRumors Most of my best friends have either been ripped apart by Super Mutants or left to join the Outcasts. CitKnightRumors And now an enemy we faced more than thirty years ago has resurfaced, and their tech is still better than ours. CitKnightRumors What's been going on with you? CitKodiakGallows Heard you took the pot. Good work. Of course, I'm not going to ask how you found out what his name was... CitKodiakGallows Gallows? He's not a bad guy, truth be told. He just doesn't talk much, and if it ain't soldierin', that boy has no time for it. CitKodiakGallows Tell you what, though -- he's the meanest son of a bitch around here. All business. The rest of us, we get our R and R in. Not Gallows. CitKodiakGallows There's even a betting pool on who can find out his real name. Talk to Glade about it. He'll tell you. CitKodiakStory Oh, now you want story time? Sorry. I'm not havin' it. CitKodiakStory Now that's a story... The only reason I'm here is because of Elder Lyons. You see, I grew up in the Pitt. Don't suppose you've ever been there, huh? CitKodiakStory It's about 500 klicks to the northwest. Place is a nightmare -- three irradiated rivers coming together. People there were... not well. CitKodiakStory But the Brotherhood of Steel came down on the place with a righteous hammer. They called it "The Scourge." CitKodiakStory1 It was a Brotherhood operation. They marched in and swept the place clean. Most of the people there were half-mutated, cancerous, vile things. CitKodiakStory1 And these people... rape gangs, torture squads... it was pure chaos there. The Scourge is the best thing that could have happened to it. CitKodiakStory1 This was way back, before the Citadel was fortified. Part of the early recon after the Brotherhood first arrived in this area. CitKodiakStory1 One night, a squad of Brothers led by Paladin Lyons swept into the city from over Mount Wash, tearing apart anyone who stood against them. CitKodiakStory1 They were completely outnumbered. And still they razed that place to the ground. CitKodiakStory1a As they swept through, the Brotherhood policed up every non-mutie child they could find. Turns out, there weren't that many. CitKodiakStory1a Me and maybe twenty others. The younger we were, the less of a chance that we were mutated. It was ugly work, no doubt, but it had to be done. CitKodiakStory1a I'll never forget the sight of the Brotherhood of Steel breaching the breast of the mountain at dawn. CitKodiakStory1a1 Elder Lyons brought us all back to the Citadel. He said it was the safest place he knew of. This place was still being converted. CitKodiakStory1a1 He put us in as Initiates and kept a watchful eye over us. He was tough, but he taught us to stay alive. The man is like a father to me. CitKodiakStory1a1a Nah. The amazing thing is Elder Lyons. He risked everything -- went in outmanned and outgunned. I'll never be able to thank him enough. CitKodiakStory1a1a So I do my best to serve the Brotherhood. I know that's what he really wants. In time, I'm sure you'll understand... CitKodiakStory1a1b You think that's funny? Elder Lyons is a great man who risked a lot for the Wastes. CitKodiakStory1a1b If I hear you disrespect him, or me, like that again, we're going to have words... CitKodiakStory1a2 Hell if I know. I never knew them. I lived on the street and fought with rats for food. CitKodiakStory1a3 All of 'em became Initiates. Most of them went on to become Brothers. A lot fell in action. CitKodiakStory1a3 I'm the only survivor of the Scourge of the Pitt still stationed at the Citadel. CitKodiakStory1a4 Normally, that would get you a crack across the jaw. But since you didn't know what the Pitt was like, I'll let it go. CitKodiakStory1a4 I still have nightmares about the place. Thirty years and how many horrors later, and the Pitt is still the worst thing I've ever seen. CitKodiakStory1a4 It was ugly work, sure. Questionably moral? No doubt. But there was no other choice. That city had to go. CitKodiakStory1b The rivers. Even after the war, they were still flowing, but irradiated, and filled with God knows what else. CitKodiakStory1b I saw things there I can't even begin to describe. I was only... what... eight years old when I left? Hell of a thing for a kid to go through. CitKodiakStory1c Hey, you wanted to hear it. CitKodiakStory1c1 Right... so where was I? Oh, yeah. Brotherhood swept into the Pitt on the night of the Scourge. CitKodiakStory1c2 Then you don't have to hear it. The hell with you. CitKodiakStory2 Now see... That was just rude. Fine, no story for you. CitPaladinGunnyWhatDoYouDo I am charged with the duty of turning these maggots into Brothers of Steel. CitPaladinGunnyWhatDoYouDo With the threat of the Enclave, they're likely going to be pressed into service before they've taken the oath. CitPaladinGunnyWhatDoYouDo So, I've got a lot of work to do. CitSawbonesMedical Medical procedures initiated. Administering treat... ERROR ERROR! CitSawbonesMedical Medical procedures initiated. Administering treat... ERROR ERROR! CitSawbonesMedical Medical procedures initiated. Administering treatment. Please stand still. CitSawbonesMedicalCONT Acknowledged. CitSawbonesMedicalEND Acknowledged. Hitting the rack! CitSawbonesMedicalOUCH1 There has been an error in the medical subsystem. Please run a level two diagnostic. CitSawbonesMedicalOUCH2 There has been an error in the medical subsystem. Please run a level two diagnostic. CitScribeAbout Why, a great many things! CitScribeAbout There are three Orders within the Scribes, you see. Each dedicated to a different field of study. CitScribeAbout Indeed I can! CitScribeAbout Pay no heed to those headstrong Knights, with their pop guns and bravado. CitScribeAbout It is the Scribes, the Scribes who make the Brotherhood what is truly is! The brawn is useless without the brain, hmm? He he he. CitScribeAbout Each Order of Scribes is dedicated to a unique field. All equally important. All more important than those dim-witted grunts. CitScribeAbout Well, there are a number of Orders within with the Scribes, each dedicated to a specific area of research... CitScribeAboutEND Very well. CitScribeAboutEND Certainly. CitScribeAboutEND Let me know if you need something else. CitScribeAboutOrders The Order of the Sword is responsible for weapons research and development. Guns, ammunition -- anything of an offensive nature. CitScribeAboutOrders Defensive research is done by the Order of the Shield. Power Armor, defensive structures -- anything that is intended to protect us. CitScribeAboutOrders The Order of the Quill preserves the written knowledge of the ancients, seeking out all manner of books and holotapes. CitScribeAboutOrders Order of the Sword, Order of the Shield, Order of the Quill. Weapons, defenses, and research. Respectively. CitScribeAboutOrders Of course. There's the Order of the Sword, Order of the Shield, and Order of the Quill. CitScribeAboutOrders The Order of the Sword develops and maintains the Brotherhood's weapons. The Order of the Shield does the same for our Power Armor and defenses. CitScribeAboutOrders The Order of the Quill is responsible for recovering and preserving knowledge, ancient and otherwise. CitScribeAboutWhatOrder Actually, I am proctor of the Order of the Quill. I oversee the Archives and Library here in the Citadel. CitScribeAboutWhatOrder We are dedicated to preserving the history of the Brotherhood as well as unearthing the secrets of the pre-war civilizations. CitScribeAboutWhatOrder We have a single field associate: Scribe Yearling. She operates out of the former Library of Congress to the northeast. CitScribeAboutWhatOrder Sword! Of course! Weapons, my boy! You name it, I've helped someone kill it. CitScribeAboutWhatOrder I'm the Proctor of the Order of the Sword, you see. Weapons research, development and maintenance -- all my responsibility. CitScribeAboutWhatOrder Sword! Of course! Weapons, my girl! You name it, I've helped someone kill it. CitScribeAboutWhatOrder I'm the Proctor of the Order of the Sword, you see. Weapons research, development and maintenance -- all my responsibility. CitScribeAboutWhatOrder I am Proctor of the Order of the Shield. I oversee the others in my Order, and make sure our defenses are up to snuff. CitScribeAboutWhatOrder Do you know how long it took to fortify these ruins? From the husk of the Pentagon I carved a grand Citadel! No easy task, my friend! CitScribeAboutWhatOrder Ah, but that was yesterday, when all we had to worry about was those damn Super Mutants. The Enclave, now... That's a different problem altogether... CitScribeBrotherhoodBeliefs We believe in technology, in the triumph of the creations of the ancients over the horrors and evils of the Wasteland. CitScribeBrotherhoodBeliefs We believe in trust. Trust in technology. Trust in our fellow Brothers. Trust in our Elders. CitScribeBrotherhoodBeliefs Ah, and we believe in victory. Our forces have dwindled, but still we fight on. Super Mutant, Enclave, it matters not. Surrender is not an option. CitScribeBrotherhoodEND Very well. CitScribeBrotherhoodHistory We first arrived in the Capital Wasteland in 2255. In those first couple of years, we discovered the Citadel, Super Mutants, and Project Purity! CitScribeBrotherhoodHistory Ah, the purifier. What an undertaking. The work your father and his team did was... amazing. The Brotherhood helped protect them, you know. CitScribeBrotherhoodHistory At least for a little while. But we were stretched thin as it was, even back then. We had to pull our forces out. When we did, the place was overrun. CitScribeBrotherhoodHistory I imagine that's when your father left. I... I'm sorry, I wish things had turned out differently. CitScribeBrotherhoodMembers Elder Lyons leads us. Star Paladin Cross is his seneschal. Sentinel Lyons', the Elder's daughter, commands the Lyons' Pride, our elite combat squad. CitScribeBrotherhoodMembers The Paladins lead the Knights. The Knights are the core of the Brotherhood -- they scour the Wastes to eliminate evil and recover technology. CitScribeBrotherhoodMembers Scribe Rothchild oversees the Scribes in their duties to seek knowledge and restore the technology the Brotherhood has acquired. CitSentinelLyonsGallows I heard that you found out about his real name. Interesting. I wouldn't expect that he'd just tell an outsider something like that. CitSentinelLyonsGallows But he's a good soldier, there's no doubt. I did hear that they have a betting pool about his real name, though. CitSentinelLyonsGallows He's a good man. The other members of the Pride don't seem to trust him. He's quiet, he doesn't horse around with them, and he keeps to himself. CitSentinelLyonsGallows But he's a good soldier, there's no doubt. I did hear that they have a betting pool about his real name, though. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting1 I plead for your pardon if my behavior offends you, sir. We don't get many visitors in the Citadel. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting1 The Brothers and Elder Lyons are excellent teachers, but I get nervous about the protocols. The codex says that outsiders are not to be trusted. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting1 "Shield yourself from those not bound to you by steel, for they are the blind. Aid them when you can, but lose not sight of yourself," it says. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting1 I plead for your pardon if my behavior offends, ma'am. We don't get many visitors in the Citadel. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting1 The Brothers and Elder Lyons are excellent teachers, but I get nervous about the protocols. The codex says that outsiders are not to be trusted. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting1 "Shield yourself from those not bound to you by steel, for they are the blind. Aid them when you can, but lose not sight of yourself," it says. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting1a It's not simply the outsiders that we are wary of, anybody who has not taken the Oath of Fraternity is suspicious to us. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting1a The Codex says: "Fear those who do not pledge to the Brotherhood for though their eyes may be opened through service, they are now blind" CitSquireMaxsonGreeting1a But it also tells us "Give way your suspicions to the wisdom of thine Elder. Where he shows trust, so shall you". CitSquireMaxsonGreeting1a Elder Lyons trusts you, so you are free to stay here. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting1b I... don't... I mean... if Elder Lyons chooses to show trust in you, then by the oath, I must trust you as well. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting1b "Give way your suspicions to the wisdom of thine Elder. Where he shows trust, so shall you," says the Codex. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting1b Even if I don't understand why he would trust someone like you, I obey him and welcome you here. I only hope that you are a man of honor. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting1b I... don't... I mean... if Elder Lyons chooses to show trust in you, then by the oath, I must trust you as well. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting1b "Give way your suspicions to the wisdom of thine Elder. Where he shows trust, so shall you," says the Codex. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting1b Even if I don't understand why he would trust someone like you, I obey him and welcome you here. I only hope that you are a woman of honor. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting2a It is not personal, anybody who has not taken the Oath of Fraternity is suspicious to us. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting2a The Codex says: "Fear those who do not pledge to the Brotherhood for though their eyes may be opened through service, they are now blind" CitSquireMaxsonGreeting2a But it also tells us "Give way your suspicions to the wisdom of thine Elder. Where he shows trust, so shall you". CitSquireMaxsonGreeting2a Elder Lyons trusts you, so you are free to stay here. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting2b I... don't... I mean... if Elder Lyons chooses to show trust in you, then by the oath, I must trust you as well. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting2b "Give way your suspicions to the wisdom of thine Elder. Where he shows trust, so shall you," says the Codex. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting2b Even if I don't understand why he would trust someone like you, I obey him and welcome you here. I only hope that you are a man of honor. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting2b I... don't... I mean... if Elder Lyons chooses to show trust in you, then by the oath, I must trust you as well. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting2b "Give way your suspicions to the wisdom of thine Elder. Where he shows trust, so shall you," says the Codex. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting2b Even if I don't understand why he would trust someone like you, I obey him and welcome you here. I only hope that you are a woman of honor. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting2DUPLICATE000 Oh! Well... Thank you! Your words are... very kind. Kinder than those I usually hear.... Is there... something I can help you with? CitSquireMaxsonGreeting3 Well... yes, sir. If I may speak my will: You do, sort of. We don't have many guests in the Citadel. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting3 And when we do, they're usually visiting Brothers. Outsiders are not to be trusted, so says the codex. CitSquireMaxsonGreeting3 "Shield yourself from those not bound to you by steel, for they are the blind. Aid them when you can, but lose not sight of yourself". CitTalk1 Yes? CitTalk1 What's on your mind? CitTalk1 What is it? CitTalk1 Go on... CitTalk1 I'm listening. CitTalk2 You heard what the others have been saying? About the Enclave? CitTalk2 What's your tactical assessment of this new... situation? CitTalk2 I heard Elder Lyons talking to Rothchild. Sounds like even he's worried about the Enclave. Think I'm just being paranoid? CitTalk2 So what do you think? Can we take these Enclave guys? CitTalk2 I ran some scans on the Enclave positions at the purifier. That's some serious firepower they're packing. What do you think? CitTalk2 Does this sound noble enough? "Quail before me, foul Super Mutant! Thine end is at hand! Yield, that I may ease thine suffering!" CitTalk3 Look, the Enclave has the tech, they have the resources. But do they have the heart? I don't think so. We'll hold true. CitTalk3 Please. We'll win this. You know why? We need to. Hasn't that always been enough? You worry too much. CitTalk3 You're kidding me, right? Tin soldiers in devil suits, and you lose your nerve? Those Enclave troops are a joke. CitTalk3 The truth? We can barely fend off the Super Mutants. Now we have a new threat to contend with? Doesn't look good. CitTalk3 Have you seen that Enclave Power Armor? That's the Advanced Mark II! I don't know if a standard round can even penetrate that stuff! CitTalk3 Scribe Peabody was telling me about those Enclave Plasma weapons. You know they can turn a man to goo? How the hell do you defend against that? CitTalk3Special What are you doing? CitTalk3Special Why... are you talking like that? CitTalk4Neg So you're saying... we're all going to die. That's, um... very optimistic. Thanks. CitTalk4Neg Sigh. Guess I need to talk to Scribe Jameson. Make sure all my, you know, "personal information" is up-to-date. For the scrolls, I mean... CitTalk4Neg Pretty dire, huh? Thanks for completely ruining my day. CitTalk4Pos Huh. Yeah, I guess I hadn't thought of it like that. Thanks� I appreciate the pick-me-up. CitTalk4Pos Right, right... Good point. CitTalk4Pos Yeah...Yeah! We've handled worse before, right? See, I knew you'd cheer me up. Thanks! CitTalk4Special I've been practicing. Come on, we're a knightly order, right? I figure we should speak the part. I want to sound like Elder Lyons. CitTalk5 Hey, that's what I'm here for. Anyway, we should get back to our duties... CitTalk5 Listen, let's talk about this some more later, okay? I have a decent tactical plan I can run by you. CitTalk5 Look, either way, we should hit the Bailey later and run through some drills. Sound good? CitTalk5 Tell you what. Let's hook up later and go see Scribe Bowditch. I heard he's been working on some new Power Armor mods. Can't hurt. CitTalk5Special Elder Lyons does not sound like that. You're an idiot. CitTalk6Special Fine. I'll practice on someone else. Thanks for nothing. CitTalkAtEase At ease. CitTalkBowditchElderLyons1 Ah... you're a bit early today, sir. Regardless, I'm happy to report that the development of the Mark II Recon Armor unit is proceeding as planned. CitTalkBowditchElderLyons1 You're a bit late today, sir. I was afraid that you weren't coming. As per my report that I forwarded to you, the development is on schedule. CitTalkBowditchElderLyons2 Excellent. I'm a bit concerned, though. Last week, you mentioned a possible delay in the secondary modifications? CitTalkBowditchElderLyons2 I'm pleased to hear that. Do you anticipate any setbacks? Last month's progress was, well... let's call it "underwhelming." CitTalkBowditchElderLyons3 There may be a slight delay in the enhancement of the ambulatory gyroscope. A few of the parts I need were lost in the recent... inventory reduction. CitTalkBowditchElderLyons3 I'm afraid that there may be a delay, sir. So far, I haven't been able to salvage a fellulator unit from the parts that we have on hand. CitTalkBowditchElderLyons4 We have shortages all around, my friend. Make do the best you can. We may not have the Enclave's resources... but we do have you. CitTalkBowditchElderLyons4 You'll make do, Bowditch. You always do. CitTalkBowditchElderLyons5 Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. CitTalkBowditchElderLyons5 Yes, sir. Actually, perhaps I can fashion one out of... hrm... if you'll excuse me, sir. I have to jot something down before I forget. CitTalkDuskGlade1 Bullshit. That third shot dropped by a couple of inches. CitTalkDuskGlade1 Yeah, not really. I dropped the fourth shot a couple of inches. CitTalkDuskGlade2 Are you kidding? A couple of inches? So you get the nose instead of the eye. Who cares? CitTalkDuskGlade2 A couple of inches? So you'd have taken out his nose instead of his eye? So what! CitTalkDuskGlade3 I care. If I were aiming for his nose, that'd be fine. But I wasn't. I was going for the eye. Sloppy... CitTalkDuskGlade3 So, I wasn't aiming for his nose. That's what. CitTalkDuskGlade4 You're really scary, Dusk. Has anyone ever told you that? CitTalkDuskGlade4 You're a frightening woman, Dusk. Anyone ever tell you that? CitTalkDuskGlade5 A few people. But I don't get tired of hearing it. CitTalkDuskGlade5 All the time, Glade. All the time. CitTalkDuskKodiak1 For someone who should be preparing for an assault, you seem to have a lot of time to be social. CitTalkDuskKodiak2 Oh, please. I'm ready for anything, at all times. I'm just that awesome. You know that. CitTalkDuskKodiak2 You know me, Dusk. I was born ready for anything! CitTalkDuskKodiak3 Well, the rest of us have work to do. CitTalkDuskKodiak3 If only we were all so lucky. I have work to do. CitTalkElderLyonsSarahLyons1 Certainly, Sarah. What's on your mind? CitTalkElderLyonsSarahLyons1 Yes, my daughter? What is it? CitTalkElderLyonsSarahLyons2 I've been talking with the other members of the Pride. We want to assault the purifier, father! Now! The Enclave must pay for what they've done! CitTalkElderLyonsSarahLyons2 Father... I know that you do not wish to discuss the fate of the Outcasts, but there are some who say... CitTalkElderLyonsSarahLyons3 Oh, Sarah. My dear, sweet girl. So eager you are to rush headlong into battle. But no, not now. Not yet. Our time will come, fear not. CitTalkElderLyonsSarahLyons3 You may be a Sentinel, but you're also my daughter. And I won't throw your life away fighting an enemy we know too little about. I'm sorry, but no. CitTalkElderLyonsSarahLyons4 Yes, fath-... yes, Elder. I understand. CitTalkElderLyonsSarahLyons4 Yes, father. I understand. You have my apologies. CitTalkHail It is, Scribe Peabody. Thank you. CitTalkHail Indeed it does, Scribe Bowditch. CitTalkHail As you were. CitTalkHail Hail. CitTalkKnightCrossResponse1 Hail. CitTalkKnightCrossResponse1 Hail to you. CitTalkKnightCrossResponse1 Carry on. CitTalkKnightDuskResponse1 Hail. CitTalkKnightDuskResponse1 Hail to you. CitTalkKnightDuskResponse1 Carry on. CitTalkKnightDuskResponse1 Good to see you. CitTalkKnightDuskResponse1 Keep moving. CitTalkKnightElderLyonsResponse1 At ease, son. CitTalkKnightElderLyonsResponse1 As you were, Knight. CitTalkKnightElderLyonsResponse1 Knight. CitTalkPeabodyElderLyons1 Good morning, Elder. I'm sorry to report that things are not as they should be. Ever since Casdin was outcast... CitTalkPeabodyElderLyons1 Greetings, Elder. I wish I could say that things were well. Unfortunately, I am still having supply problems. When Casdin... CitTalkPeabodyElderLyons2 That name is not to be spoken within this Citadel. Do you understand? I wish it were not so, truly I do, but he is Outcast. He has been judged. CitTalkPeabodyElderLyons2 Scribe. You are not to speak the name of an Outcast in the walls of the Citadel. Is that understood? CitTalkPeabodyElderLyons3 I know the protocols, sir. But the equipment that they stole was very valuable. Our weapons are beginning to deteriorate without the spare parts. CitTalkPeabodyElderLyons3 I... I understand, sir. But the Outcasts have stolen a great deal of our uncatalogued equipment. I am beginning to run short of supplies for repairs. CitTalkPeabodyElderLyons4 I understand, Peabody. But you'll need to make do the best you can. If our weapons can't penetrate that Enclave armor, we stand no chance. CitTalkPeabodyElderLyons4 Then make do with what you have. We may lack the Enclave's resources, but I'm counting on your ingenuity to make up for that! CitTalkPeabodyElderLyons5 Yes, Elder. I understand. I'm sure... we've got the parts around here somewhere... CitTalkPeabodyElderLyons5 Yes, Elder. I understand. Forgive me for speaking out of turn. My... frustration got the better of me. CitTalkRothchildElderLyons1 What is it, Owyn? This robot isn't going to fix itself. CitTalkRothchildElderLyons1 Hmm? Yes, yes. What is it? Robot to fix, and all that. CitTalkRothchildElderLyons2 About that. Are you still having that issue with the head laser? I think the term you used was "invariably destructive"... CitTalkRothchildElderLyons2 Precisely what I'd like to speak with you about. What's this I hear about power consumption actually increasing? We both know that's not an option. CitTalkRothchildElderLyons3 We've been over this. A slight modification to one system... and all the subroutines go haywire. Don't worry. I'm on it. CitTalkRothchildElderLyons3 Yesss... And I told you that in order to compensate for last Thursday's... mishap... there would be some complications. I'm dealing with it. CitTalkRothchildElderLyons4 Rothchild, old friend, you're a brilliant technician. But this old man's patience is wearing thin. I want a full status report in three hours. CitTalkRothchildElderLyons4 I come to you for results, not excuses, Rothchild. That robot could mean the difference between victory or defeat against the Enclave. CitTalkRothchildElderLyons5 All right, all right. I'll see what what I can do. CitTalkRothchildElderLyons5 Oh, very well. Now please... giant robot to fix? Hmm? CitTalkScribeIFFResponse1 Damn it. Well, he's not loaded but I still don't like the idea of him viewing us all as targets. See if you can lock it down. CitTalkScribeReport1 Power systems are 90% at startup, but are running at 37% efficiency after coming fully online. I'm looking into what might be causing the leak. CitTalkShortGeneric Enclave strength is at 100%. They're getting reinforcements from somewhere, but we still haven't determined the location of their headquarters. CitTalkShortGeneric Super Mutant activity in D.C. is high, but nothing out of the ordinary. The area around Galaxy News Radio is... nearly secure. CitTalkShortGeneric Enclave troops have fortified the purifier complex. With those vertibirds, they're able to transport personnel at a remarkable rate. CitTalkShortGeneric There's been another Behemoth sighted in the Wasteland, in the Evergreen Mills region. That's heavy Raider country, so things could get interesting. CitTalkShortGeneric It appears the Enclave troops have moved beyond the purifier, into the surrounding Wasteland region. No telling how far they might spread. CitTalkShortGeneric2 Hmm... All right, thanks for the information. CitTalkShortGeneric2 I thought as much. CitTalkShortGeneric2 I see... CitTalkShortGeneric2 Very well. Thank you for the update. CitTownCitadelEND All right then. CitTownCitadelEND If you say so. CombatIdleChatter Keep moving! Keep your head down! CombatIdleChatter Move! Move! CombatIdleChatter Take cover! CombatIdleChatter Look for cover! CombatToLost Damn it, where'd it go? CombatToLost Sneaky fuckers, aren't they? CombatToLost It's got to be here somewhere. CombatToLost I think it's gone somewhere else! CombatToLost Where'd it go? CombatToLost It's behind me, isn't it? CombatToLost Huhn?! Gary! CombatToLost Dammit, lost them. Check back in B Ring. CombatToLost Zero contact, no kill. Send a team to the Lab. Protect the robot! CombatToLost Where'd they go? Check inside! CombatToLost Damn. Contact lost. Repeat, contact lost. CombatToLost Stay alert, Brothers. CombatToLost Am I too much for you to handle? CombatToLost Didn't think a Ghoul could kick your ass? CombatToLost Come back here! I wasn't done with you yet! CombatToLost Go ahead and hide. I like a good chase. CombatToLost What fun! A game of hide and seek! CombatToLost Lost sight of target. CombatToLost Disappeared? Clever. CombatToLost It's not over until you lie dead! CombatToLost Come back and fight me! CombatToLost Your cowardice astounds me! CombatToLost Lost target tracking! CombatToLost Target lost! Attempting to reacquire. CombatToLost Enemy out of visual range. Commence sweep. CombatToLost Negative visual on tango. CombatToLost Enemy has disengaged and is no longer in sight. CombatToLost Reporting target has evaded detection. CombatToLost What? Where the hell... CombatToLost Hey! Come back and fight! CombatToLost Runnin' huh? Thought so... CombatToLost What a coward. CombatToLost Playin' tricks, huh? CombatToLost Leaving so soon? CombatToLost Playing games with me, huh? CombatToLost Holy shit! The fucker disappeared! CombatToLost Where'd that little fucker go? CombatToLost Where'd that little bitch go? CombatToLost Awww man, come back! I was havin' fun! CombatToLost Shit! Lost 'em! CombatToLost Alert. Target lock lost. Beginning search pattern delta seven. CombatToLost Alert. Target lock lost. Neutralization by lethal force remains primary objective. CombatToLost Alert. Target lock lost. Unneutralized hostile within perimeter. CombatToLost Where did you go? Was it something I said? CombatToLost I'm coming to find you now. I'm afraid my programming does not allow me to let you get away. CombatToLost You're behaving very rudely. I wouldn't hide from you, if our positions were reversed. CombatToLost Do not attempt to flee. You will be identified and sanctioned. CombatToLost Fugitive is attempting to evade capture. Beginning pursuit. CombatToLost Initiating search for hostile target. CombatToLost Just what I was hoping for. Trundling around looking for something that wants to blow me to flinders. CombatToLost Must we play hide and seek now? CombatToLost Ready or not, here I come! CombatToLost That's a good start. Now just keep running and we'll call it even. CombatToLost Somebody find me something to shoot at! CombatToLost Who's got a target? CombatToLost Restore contact with the enemy, goddammit! CombatToLost So you want to play hide and seek, eh? CombatToLost Your prowess at hiding is impressive! CombatToLost Go ahead and hide like the rat you are. CombatToLost Oh goodie. Hide and seek. I haven't played this game in years. CombatToLost You can't hide forever. You're stink will eventually give you away. CombatToLost I do so enjoy a good hunt! CombatToLost Quit hiding and come out and fight! CombatToLost Come out here, you sissy! Finish what you started! CombatToLost I'll find you, and then you'll be sorry! CombatToLost Is that really necessary? I won't hurt you. Come out of there and let's discuss this civilly. CombatToLost Come now. You're being unsporting. CombatToLost I'm growing tired of this little game of ours. Show yourself! CombatToLost Where'd you go? CombatToLost Where'd you go? Huh? Gonna find you... Gonna KILL you! CombatToLost Hey! You disappear! No fair! CombatToLost Ha ha! Go ahead and hide little bleeder! CombatToLost Aggh... face me you coward! CombatToLost Gone! Spineless human! CombatToLost What? Did I scare you that easy? Ha ha! CombatToLost Holy shit! A Stealth Boy! CombatToLost A Stealth Boy! Damn it! CombatToLost Damn it. Where'd he go? CombatToLost Let me go take a look around. CombatToLost I bet I know where you went. CombatToLost Anybody see anything? CombatToLost Split up and search the area. CombatToLost Where'd you go? CombatToLost I can't see a thing down here... CombatToLost Watch the tunnel entrances. CombatToLost Is it safe now? CombatToLost This can't be happening. This just can't be happening. CombatToLost I've got no targets. CombatToLost Anybody got anything? CombatToLost Contact lost. Initiating search pattern. CombatToLost Sweep the area. CombatToLost I have no hostiles. CombatToLost Lost 'em! CombatToNormal Is that the last of them? CombatToNormal Holy shit, I thought we were zombie toast back there. CombatToNormal No way. We did it? There's no more of them? CombatToNormal Ha ha! You zombies can kiss my ass! CombatToNormal There's more of them somewhere, I just know it. CombatToNormal Haha! Gary! CombatToNormal Gary, Gary, Gary! CombatToNormal Awww, Gary. CombatToNormal Damned survival guide said these things were cute! CombatToNormal Looks like we're eating tonight! CombatToNormal Nothing to it. CombatToNormal Whew. I think we did it! CombatToNormal We did it! CombatToNormal Is it over? CombatToNormal All right! Did you see me? I think that last one was mine! CombatToNormal Well. That was interesting. CombatToNormal I think... I think they're dead! CombatToNormal We won! We beat them! CombatToNormal I guess that's that. CombatToNormal What? There's nothing else to kill? CombatToNormal The Afterlife welcomes you, Outsider! CombatToNormal And let us say "amen." CombatToNormal And let those who seek to harm Him feel the cold sting of death. CombatToNormal Your death is my revenge! CombatToNormal Now I release you! CombatToNormal Your death is my victory! CombatToNormal That was barely a fight! CombatToNormal I'm just getting warmed up. CombatToNormal Your time here is done! CombatToNormal Be thankful I was merciful... CombatToNormal Dibs on the white meat! CombatToNormal Looks like some good eating on that one. CombatToNormal Mmm. I'm so hungry I could eat the whole thing. CombatToNormal Good riddance. CombatToNormal Another notch for my gun. CombatToNormal Don't mess with the Talons. CombatToNormal Target eliminated. CombatToNormal Target destroyed. CombatToNormal Area clear. CombatToNormal Resuming standard patrol procedures. CombatToNormal Enemy eliminated. CombatToNormal Situation resolved. Status green. CombatToNormal Oh man, I think I got something on my shoe. CombatToNormal That takes care of that. CombatToNormal You won't be bothering anybody again. CombatToNormal Teach you to mess with me. CombatToNormal What a mess. CombatToNormal Whew! CombatToNormal That could have been a lot worse. CombatToNormal I'm glad that's over. CombatToNormal That was unfortunate. CombatToNormal I didn't think I'd get out of that alive. CombatToNormal That was crazy! CombatToNormal What's the world coming to? CombatToNormal Man, I was getting revved too. CombatToNormal Did you see that shit? CombatToNormal I am the best. CombatToNormal And that's how we do things round our way. CombatToNormal Bah. That wasn't even a fight. CombatToNormal That was over too soon. CombatToNormal Sometimes, it's just too easy. CombatToNormal That was fun! CombatToNormal Oh man... I was just getting' started! CombatToNormal Dibs on the loot. CombatToNormal Ha ha! Kick ass. CombatToNormal Like shootin' fish in a barrel. CombatToNormal Another one bites the dust. CombatToNormal Too fuckin' easy. CombatToNormal That's how it's done, boys. CombatToNormal Threat analysis: green. Neutralization operation complete. CombatToNormal Threat analysis: green. Security operation successful. Resuming normal operation. CombatToNormal Hostiles neutralized. Recommend immediate repairs to primary systems to ensure continued operation. CombatToNormal I'm glad that's over. CombatToNormal I'm sorry it had to end this way. CombatToNormal I'll always remember you. My memory circuits have almost unlimited capacity. CombatToNormal Situation... normal. Law and order has been restored. CombatToNormal Attention citizens. You may now resume your normal activities. CombatToNormal Law and order has prevailed. CombatToNormal A little peace and quiet, at last. CombatToNormal Well, that's it then. CombatToNormal That's enough excitement for one day. CombatToNormal That's how we do things in the U.S. army! Hoo-ah! CombatToNormal Time to hit the showers! CombatToNormal Another glorious day in the U.S. army! CombatToNormal I don't have time for this nonsense. CombatToNormal That takes cawe of that. CombatToNormal Whoa, that was intense. CombatToNormal You mess with the Tunnel Snake, and you get the fangs! Yeah! CombatToNormal That's how we do it! Woo! CombatToNormal Sucker didn't know who he was messing with! Hah! CombatToNormal That takes care of that. CombatToNormal Ha ha ha. Too fun... CombatToNormal Next time, put up a fight... CombatToNormal I win again! CombatToNormal That was too easy... CombatToNormal You lose! CombatToNormal Okay, who's next?! CombatToNormal That takes care of that. CombatToNormal Teach you to mess with me. CombatToNormal Good enough. CombatToNormal Well, that's the end of that. CombatToNormal Glad that's over. CombatToNormal Phew. I'm glad that's over. CombatToNormal What? Is it over? CombatToNormal Oh my God. I can't believe that just happened. CombatToNormal
CombatToNormal Enemy down! CombatToNormal All clear. Stand down. CombatToNormal One more for the Brotherhood. CombatToNormal Victory! CombatToNormal Sound the all clear. CombatToNormal Area secured. DaringArgyleDeadTopic Dead? Argyle? You... you�re sure? My God. I always thought he�d outlive me, by at least 100 years. Poor bastard. DaringArgyleDeadTopic But thank you! Thank you for telling me. At least now I know. At least now the poor guy can catch a breather. DaringArgyleDeadTopic I�d like to return your kindness. Here, take this key. It unlocks my safe. Lots of stuff in there I'll never use again. My adventuring days are over. DaringArgyleTopic Argyle was my manservant! Ah, but that�s really just a fancy word for "the guy who saves my sorry skin on a regular occasion." DaringArgyleTopic He was a Ghoul, you see. Been around since before the war. We met when I stole his girlfriend, back in �41. We�d been best friends ever since. DaringArgyleTopic We got separated, a long time ago, and never reunited. If you find Argyle out there, somewhere, you be sure and tell me! Okay? DaringGNRTopic Haven�t you ever heard the radio play? The Adventures of Herbert "Daring" Dashwood? That guy at the radio station put it together a few years ago. DaringGNRTopic He did it in the style of those shows they had before the war. Came out pretty well. And it�s all true! Rockopolis, Miss Chase... All of it. DaringGNRTopic Of course, they do portray me as a bit of a chump. Argyle may have saved my hide more than once, but I had my moments. Ah, those were the days... DC11talkHomeBotBedtimeStory There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground, and swallows circling with their shimmering sound DC11talkHomeBotBedtimeStory And frogs in the pool singing at night, And wild plum trees in tremulous white DC11talkHomeBotBedtimeStory Robins will wear their feathery fire, Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire; And not one will know of the war, not one DC11talkHomeBotBedtimeStory Will care at last when it is done. Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree, If mankind perished utterly; DC11talkHomeBotBedtimeStory And Spring herself when she woke at dawn would scarcely know that we were gone. DC11talkHomeBotKitchen01 Souffle Recipe Error: No Eggs Found. DC11talkHomeBotKitchen01 "A slice of melon may be divine, but lest you spoil the meal, mind the rind" DC11talkHomeBotPatrol01 This home protected by General Atomics International. DC11talkHomeBotPatrol01 Stand clear, vagabonds, rapscallions and Ne'erdowells. DC11talkHomeBotWalkDog01
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DC11talkHomeBotWalkDog01 Time for your walk, family pet. Death Tunnel... sn... Death Aggh! Death Ahhh! Death Nooo... Death Brothers... Death Aggh! Death Agghh! Death Truly free... Death Gaaah! Death Hunh! Death Huuuuuunnnnnhhh. Death Aggghhhhh! Death Maggie... Death Nathan... Death Manya... Death I've... failed. Death
Death For... Eden. Death Noooooo! Death Never stop us... Death Huuuhhhh! Death Aaaaiiiieeee! Death Yeeeaaaaarrrll! Death Huuhhnn... Death Huuuhhhhh! Death Imposs.. ughh... Death Can't be... Death Ugghhh... Death Aggghh... Death Noo... Death Uggghh... Death Yeeaah! Death Stupid... Death
Death Systems failu-- Death Primary systems offline. Death Warning! Warn-- Death Oh no. Death I'll miss you. Death What are you-- Death Failure state. Death Unable to contin... Death Multiple failures de-- Death Oh, I say. Death It's all going dark... Death So that's it then? Death Tell my mama I've done my best. Death Pin my medals upon my chest. Death Box me up and ship me home. Death Bzzzt. Death Bzzzt. Death Bzzzt. Death Noo... Death Aaaiieee! Death Aggh! Death Not by you... Death Gaaah! Death Urgh! Death Urgh! Death Aaaah! Death Aaaah! Death Nooo! Death Nooo! Death Agggghhh! Death Ooohhhh! Death Gaaah! Death Gaaah! Death Urgh! Death Urgh! Death Aaaah! Death Aaaah! Death Rrrrrraaaaaaarrrrggggghhh! Death Aaaggghhhh!!! DeathResponse That zombie's a real corpse now! DeathResponse One less of those things to deal with. DeathResponse Damn it. I kill one and three more show up! DeathResponse How many of these things do we have to kill? DeathResponse He's down! DeathResponse A Brother has fallen! DeathResponse You dare take the life of a Brother of Steel! DeathResponse His was a good death. DeathResponse Focus, Brothers. Focus on the enemy! DeathResponse Let his death not be in vain! DeathResponse Hell yeah! How do you like me now! DeathResponse Thought you could take me, did you? DeathResponse Dead! DeathResponse Damnit. I'm just trying to keep the peace. DeathResponse Goddamnit. Everyone stand the hell down! Let's solve this peacefully. DeathResponse Dead. Great. DeathResponse Now I'm pissed. DeathResponse Argh! DeathResponse There. You see? Natural selection at it's finest. DeathResponse Death can be so messy, can't it. DeathResponse I hope someone deals with that body soon. I detest the smell of rotting flesh. DeathResponse Death is such nasty business. DeathResponse Oh my God! DeathResponse You can't kill us all! DeathResponse Nooooo! DeathResponse He is fallen! DeathResponse Dead! No!! DeathResponse He'll be remembered. DeathResponse I will avenge you. DeathResponse There's no place for disgrace. DeathResponse Man down! Man down! DeathResponse Unit down! DeathResponse Rest easy, soldier! DeathResponse Reporting in... we're down a man. DeathResponse We have a casualty! DeathResponse You've done your deed for God and country. DeathResponse I can't look! DeathResponse No! DeathResponse Oh no! DeathResponse This can't be happening! DeathResponse Please no! DeathResponse Somebody help! DeathResponse Bastard! You'll pay for that! DeathResponse Now I'm REALLY mad! DeathResponse Son of a bitch! DeathResponse You'll pay for that! DeathResponse This ain't over yet! DeathResponse Dammit! That was our fourth for poker! DeathResponse Man down! Man down! DeathResponse Man down! DeathResponse We've lost one. DeathResponse Reporting in... we have a soldier down. DeathResponse No! Dammit... DeathResponse I'll make them pay for that. DeathResponse Go in peace, Brother. DeathResponse No! DeathResponse Oh no! DeathResponse This can't be happening! DeathResponse Please no! DeathResponse Somebody help! DeathResponse They killed him! DeathResponse They killed her! DeathResponse Dumbass. DeathResponse More loot for me! DeathResponse Dammit! They owed me 50 caps! DeathResponse Goddamn, I'm glad that wasn't me! DeathResponse Oh, you're gonna pay for that. DeathResponse
DemoMutantTopicA Nobody there. No bucketheads. Just old broken robot. DemoMutantTopicA Bucketheads are finished! City is ours now! DemoMutantTopicA Yah... I'm hungry. Let's find meat. DemoRobotConv Hahaha. Stupid robot. DemoRobotConv No entry without tickets. Please present your tickets. DemoRobotConv Let's rip off its arms. DemoRobotConv Unauthorized metro use detected. Target list... acquired. DemoRobotConv Silly robot. Smash it! DemoRobotTopicA Metro security protocol initializing... DemoRobotTopicA Station security grid... offline. Metro Central... not responding. DemoRobotTopicA Threat level Omega. Lethal force authorized. DemoRobotTopicA Metro security protocol in progress. Please stand clear of the offenders. DemoRobotTopicA Stand clear, please. DemoRobotTopicA Do not be alarmed. The metro will resume normal operation shortly. DemoRobotTopicA Authorized ticketholders, please proceed to the main platform. DemoRobotTopicB Tickets please. DemoRobotTopicB Scanning for valid ticket... verified. Thank you for riding with Metro. DemoRobotTopicB No entry without tickets. Please present your tickets. DemoRobotTopicB Unauthorized metro use detected. DialogFamilyIanWestArefu It actually kinda makes me feel better to talk about it. Go ahead. DialogFamilyIanWestArefu01 I wish I could answer that, I really do. I don't even remember it happening. DialogFamilyIanWestArefu01 When the hunger takes over it's like being pushed aside; like something else is controlling me. I can see what's happening, but can't close my eyes. DialogFamilyIanWestArefu01 I don't even remember exactly what happened until Vance knocked on the door. DialogFamilyIanWestArefu02 That's the weird thing. He has some sort of crazy sixth sense about it or something. Maybe all of our kind do. DialogFamilyIanWestArefu02 As soon as I was with the Family, I felt really at home for the first time in my life. It's like all these people are my real brothers and sisters. DialogFamilyIanWestArefu03 I don't remember how long I sat there on the floor staring at my parent's bodies. Seemed like days. DialogFamilyIanWestArefu03 I wanted to feed... to eat their flesh, but it was like a little bit of me was holding on. DialogFamilyIanWestArefu03 Then, out of nowhere, there was shouting outside and a knock at the door. I opened it and it was Vance. DialogFamilyIanWestArefu03 He seemed to know exactly how I was feeling inside... he took me under his arm and we left. I never looked back. DialogFamilyIanWestArefu04 Vance told me later that he was basically covering for me and allowing the Family to... to feed at the same time. DialogFamilyIanWestArefu04 Since my parents were already dead, they drank their blood and left the mark on the wall. He didn't want Evan to suspect I had done it. DialogFamilyIanWestArefu04 The irony is they were stalking our town to feed anyway. It's almost like Vance knew this would happen... DialogFamilyIanWestBailout Yeah, okay. DialogFamilyIanWestStory I suppose not. DialogFamilyIanWestStory01 I was about 10 years old and I was playing with Lucy down under the overpass. We loved throwing rocks in the water. DialogFamilyIanWestStory01 We saw some Wastelander trying to break open the Brahmin pens and steal one of them, so I ran over and told him to stop. DialogFamilyIanWestStory01 He just laughed and pushed me away. When I fell, suddenly my head started to hurt and my eyes got all blurry. It was almost like I blacked out. DialogFamilyIanWestStory01 Next thing I know Lucy was pulling me off of the guy... I had ripped his throat open with my teeth. DialogFamilyIanWestStory02 She said I like... changed into another person... that I even glared at her and raised my arms like I was going to kill her. DialogFamilyIanWestStory02 The Wastelander took a swing at me with some kind of club... I turned around and jumped on him... I tore his throat open with my teeth. DialogFamilyIanWestStory02 If he wouldn't have done that, Lucy may have been killed too. I just dunno... DialogFamilyIanWestStory03 Lucy said Mom and Dad would never have understood. She told me to keep what I did a secret and that she'd try and help me. DialogFamilyIanWestStory03 Thanks to Lucy, she was able to stop that from ever happening again for years. DialogFamilyIanWestStory03 Every time I'd feel the hunger, she'd hold onto me and not let go. After a while, the hunger almost seemed to go away.... until... well. DialogFamilyIanWestStory04 I dunno. I really don't. I mean, I'm not totally dumb. I know they were in stories and all that. DialogFamilyIanWestStory04 But who knows, maybe Vance is right and vampires were just people like us who learned to control their hunger and drink only blood. DialogFamilyIanWestStory04 I mean, vampires are regarded as feared monsters instead of hunted animals like cannibals. It kinda makes sense. DialogGirdershadeTLGrady Grady? Maybe. Why you asking? DialogGirdershadeTLGrady Nope! Sorry! DialogGirdershadeTLGrady01 Holy crap! You have it? DialogGirdershadeTLGrady01 Well hand it over! I've been waiting over a year for that damn thing! DialogGirdershadeTLGrady02 Holy crap! That son-of-a-bitch took my caps and ran and now he ends up dead? DialogGirdershadeTLGrady02 Now I'll never get that package! DialogGirdershadeTLGrady03 You did huh? Well, if you ever see that lowlife again, tell him Ronald wants his damn package delivered or bring me back my caps. DialogGirdershadeTLGrady04 Hey, thanks a bunch for bringing it to me. You could have been a jerk and sold it to someone else, but you didn't. DialogGirdershadeTLGrady04 Ah hell, let me give you the rest of the caps I was gonna give Grady anyway. DialogGirdershadeTLGrady04Nice Well, that's awfully generous of you seeing as I never made a deal with you in the first place. DialogGirdershadeTLGrady04Nice But I guess it's pretty decent of you not to sell it to someone else instead. Thanks, kid. DialogGirdershadeTLGrady04SC Fine, fine. Anything to get it! Here's your caps, now hand it over. DialogGirdershadeTLGrady05 Shrewd kid, very shrewd. DialogGirdershadeTLGrady05 Okay. Seeing as I was going to pay Grady anyway, here's the caps I owed him. Now, lemme have it. DialogGirdershadeTLGrady06 Ohhh... I know how this game's played, kid. DialogGirdershadeTLGrady06 Fine. How about I pay you 200 caps for it? It's the same money I would have paid Grady. DialogGirdershadeTLGrady07 Fine, be an asshole. When you get hungry for caps, you know who to talk to. DialogLedoux01 Mercier didn't make it? Damn! How do they expect us to play when we don't even have enough people on our team? DialogLedoux01 Well, as long as you brought the formula, I guess we're still in the game. DialogLedoux02 Mercier didn't make it? Damn! How do they expect us to play when we don't even have enough people on our team? DialogLedoux02 Well, as long as you brought the formula, I guess we're still in the game. DialogLedoux03 Penalty! That's gonna be 2 minutes in the box for you. DialogLedoux03 Ice 'em guys! DialogLedoux04 Don't take slapshots at me like that! We saw you come out of the Nuka-Cola Plant and we know you've got the formula. DialogLedoux04 Now you gotta make a decision. Go for the powerplay or sit in the penalty box? DialogLedoux05 The name's Goalie Ledoux and I'm captain of Sudden-Death Overtime, the last of the icegangs. DialogLedoux05 There was a time where every city had their own icegangs and thousands would show up to watch them all duke it out in giant arenas. DialogLedoux05 We aim to bring those days back! DialogLedoux06 This is the mask of my icegang, Sudden-Death Overtime. I'm the team captain, Goalie Ledoux. DialogLedoux06 There was a time where every city had their own icegangs and thousands would show up to watch them all duke it out in giant arenas. DialogLedoux06 We aim to bring those days back! DialogLedoux07 Penalty! No one tries to put one passed Goalie Ledoux! DialogLedoux07 Ice 'em guys! DialogLedoux08 Now look, you gonna sell us that formula or do we have to faceoff? DialogLedoux08 I'm puttin' 250 caps up on the scoreboard. What do you say? DialogLedoux09 That's up to you. We can make a deal or we can faceoff. DialogLedoux09 I'm puttin' 250 caps up on the scoreboard. What do you say? DialogLedoux10 Penalty! No one tries to put one past Goalie Ledoux! DialogLedoux10 Ice 'em guys! DialogLedouxFaceoff Well, you're a little shorthanded, but you showed up for the game. The least I can do is make sure it's a short period. DialogLedouxFaceoff Ice 'em guys! DialogLedouxSell Now that's teamwork! Good choice. DialogLedouxSell Okay team, let's get out of here. DialogLedouxSellSC Nicely played; and I know talent when I see it. Here you go. DialogLedouxSellSC Okay team, let's get out of here. DialogLedouxWait No, no, no. When you're in the game, you have to make split-second decisions; think on your feet. Now come on... DialogLugNut01 Yeah. That's what I thought. Now scram! DialogLugNut02 I warned you, I was only going to ask once. Now I'm gonna take it from you! DialogLugNut03 I warned you, I was only going to ask once. Now I'm gonna take it from you! DialogLugNut04 That was probably the dumbest thing you could have said. Fine, have it your way. DialogLugNut04SC All right, all right. My mistake. It obviously belongs to you. DialogLugNut04SC Now... uhhh... you just watch it cause I won't be so nice next time. DialogMurphy01 Good. I was afraid I was gonna have to abandon my lab here. That would mean starting all over again. DialogMurphy01 It's not easy trying to make Ultrajet you know! DialogMurphy02 The secret of making Ultrajet obviously! DialogMurphy02 Oh dammit, now the cat's out of the bag. Typical me. DialogMurphy03 No! No way! You're not taking the formula from me! DialogMurphy04 I suppose you could say that. Ultrajet is almost double the potency of Jet... perfect for Ghouls. Jet barely affects us you see. DialogMurphy04 Only trouble is it's almost impossible to gather the ingredients together. DialogMurphy04 Say, you might be able to help me with that! DialogMurphy05 You never heard of it? Ultrajet is almost double the potency of Jet... perfect for Ghouls. Jet barely affects us you see. DialogMurphy05 Only trouble is it's almost impossible to gather the ingredients together. DialogMurphy05 Say, you might be able to help me with that! DialogMurphy06 What the hell is your problem? Fine! You're gonna be like that... DialogMurphy07 It takes 3 things to make Ultrajet. Two of the ingredients I got plenty of. The other one is a little harder to find: Sugar Bombs. DialogMurphy07 I distill it down to its base contents and add that to the formula then presto... Ultrajet. DialogMurphy07 For every box of Sugar Bombs you bring me, I'll pay you 15 caps. So you in? DialogMurphy08 Yeah, no kidding. I didn't think you were a freakin' charity. DialogMurphy08 It takes 3 things to make Ultrajet. Two of the ingredients I got plenty of. The other one is a little harder to find: Sugar Bombs. DialogMurphy08 For every box of Sugar Bombs you bring me, I'll pay you 15 caps. So you in? DialogMurphy09 Fine, fine. Sheesh. Take it easy. You change your mind, gimme a shout. DialogMurphyMoreCapsSC Fine, anything to get what I need. Now scram, I got some preparing to do! DialogMurphyTLBarrett He's my assistant and my backup. In case things get rough. I wouldn't mess with him if I were you. DialogMurphyTLFamily Sure. I stay away from them and they don't bother me. It's a good relationship. They live somewhere East of here. DialogMurphyTLFamily If you're feeling foolish, I think there's an underground way through to their place deeper in the metro station here. DialogMurphyTLSBombs Good... good. There's more out there, so go and find it. DialogMurphyTLSBombs Nice work. The Ultrajet's coming along nicely. DialogMurphyTLSBombs Excellent! keep it coming. DialogMurphyTLUltrajet Hmmm, so you wanna live life on the wild side, huh? Okay. Go for it. DialogMurphyTLUltrajet Yeah, as soon as you bring me some more Sugar Bombs. DialogMurphyWait What is it with you people? Stop thinking so much. That's what got us all here in the first place. DialogMurphyYes Good. Now get going, I have a ton of preparation to do. DialogOasisHaroldBailout Okay. DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders Oh, don't get me started on them. I'm liable to talk about them all day! It even drives poor old Bob crazy. DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders01 They wouldn't listen to me at all! If I told them something simple, then it got done. Otherwise, Birch spent a week looking for a hidden meaning. DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders01 Plus, he used to just pop in whenever he wanted and started chanting this nonsense. DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders01 Sometimes I used to just sit there silently just to make him mad! That was fun for a while. DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders01 Hopefully this will all change now that things are different... thanks to you! DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders01 They won't listen to me at all. If I tell them something simple, then it gets done. Otherwise, Birch spends a week looking for a hidden meaning. DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders01 Plus, he just pops in whenever he wants and starts chanting this nonsense. DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders01 Sometimes I just sit there silently just to make him mad. That was fun for a while, but even that's getting boring now. DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders02 Oh, you wouldn't believe how they handle them. They make them drink this gunk that Poplar makes. DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders02 Sometimes they just go nuts and start running around, and sometimes when they wake up and see me they run for the hills! DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders02 I'll tell you, Outsiders are almost as entertaining as the Treeminders! DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders03 Actually, the kid is the nicest one of all. Yew's her name. She sneaks in here sometimes and just lets me talk about stuff I wanna talk about. DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders03 Bob really likes her too, cause she makes me happy. DialogOasisNames Okay, okay. Let me talk real careful for the slow folks. DialogOasisNames I was once a man a long time ago named Harold. Something in me changed and a weird little tree started growing right out of my head. DialogOasisNames It kept getting bigger until I ended up stuck inside. When people would ask about it, I decided to name it Bob. You know, like a friend or something. DialogOasisNames Sometimes I call him Herbert instead of Bob, because I get bored and I think it's funny. So long story short, call me Harold! DialogueTenpennyConv00 Everything's just fabulous! DialogueTenpennyConv00 What's the point? Besides, I hate all that cold metal touching my skin. It gives me the willies! So, I'll just stick with visiting when I get sick. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Fabulous! Can I sell you a pair of sport shoes? Maybe they'd help you catch your wife when she runs away from you! DialogueTenpennyConv00 And I've got a little number in my shop that should help push up those sagging girls of yours, darling. DialogueTenpennyConv00 What the hell are you talking about?! DialogueTenpennyConv00 Come on man. Quit it already! I'm not interested! DialogueTenpennyConv00 You're not very subtle, you know. DialogueTenpennyConv00 What?! Are you kidding? I'm too fabulous to settle down. DialogueTenpennyConv00 That's right. And the safety's off. Back off. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Same old shit. See something big and ugly moving in the distance. Shoot the hell out of it. Go an' check to make sure it's dead. Rinse and repeat. DialogueTenpennyConv00 I can assure you, Mr. Wellington, we're not just sunning ourselves out there all day. That's for damn sure! DialogueTenpennyConv00 Hah! I'm fine with the same old shit all the time. The day something "interesting" happens in the Wasteland, it's time to retire! DialogueTenpennyConv00 Everything is under control, Ms. Montenegro. DialogueTenpennyConv00 They don't deserve it. But... oh, what the hell. Go ahead Ms. Primrose. If it'll make you happy, send them whatever you like. DialogueTenpennyConv00 You're pressing your luck, Hawthorne. DialogueTenpennyConv00 I'll be sure to discuss it with them Mrs. Wellington. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Hello Ms. Lancaster. DialogueTenpennyConv00 I'm afraid not, Ms. Cheng. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Right. Sure thing, Anthony. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Everythings fine, Chief. Thanks for keeping us safe. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Surgery of any kind is always extremely dangerous. The risk of infection is great. A doctor should never cut open a patient unless it's necessary. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Yes. They are a fine addition. Now, if we can only get the residents to start eating them! DialogueTenpennyConv00 Susan... DialogueTenpennyConv00 I'm worried about you, Mrs. Cheng. Come by the Wellness Center, I might have a pill or two that'll help you relax and cope with things. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Fine, thank you. You and your men patrolling makes everyone feel safe here. Thanks again. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Do you make me nervous? Uh... No, not at all. Of course not. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Haha! Nothing you can pin on me, Chief! But shouldn't you be out killing things in the Wasteland instead of pestering old harmless fogies like me? DialogueTenpennyConv00 My dear boy. You've got all the adventure you need, right here in these four walls. For starters, you can figure out how to make your wife happy. DialogueTenpennyConv00 It's a radio play, not a documentary. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Let's you and I stick to finding trouble to get into here, before we rush out in the Wasteland again; I'll take Gustavo over a Behemoth any day. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Now there's an interesting idea, Mrs. Cheng! DialogueTenpennyConv00 I wouldn't know. She's avoiding me lately. DialogueTenpennyConv00 No worries, Comrade. Everyone else has trouble making the meetings, too. When I get my computer working, I'll get you a copy of the minutes. DialogueTenpennyConv00
I don't know what to do, Comrade. Every day I fix it, but it always breaks again.
DialogueTenpennyConv00 I shouldn't. A good leader, leads by example. But thank you anyway. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Right, Susan. Whatever you say. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Oh. Okay, dear. Goodbye. DialogueTenpennyConv00 We all feel safe knowing you and your men have this place locked up tight. Thank you! DialogueTenpennyConv00 I don't scrounge for anything. I run a high class Boutique, doctor, as you know. However, I can check with my supplier about holodisks for you. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Thank you! DialogueTenpennyConv00 Don't worry about them. Just be yourself dear. You've had a hard life. You deserve some happiness. Hell, we all do. DialogueTenpennyConv00 What a question! I don't know. I supposed it is. But, it can't always be helped. We can't help who we fall in love with, can we? DialogueTenpennyConv00 Yeah. I know. It's just... Well, I've been busy. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Raiders? Again? Well, I'll have to make do. Thank you for the heads up, Chief. And thank your men for us. We are all grateful of your presence here. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Shoo! Away with you. Leave me alone! DialogueTenpennyConv00 It's okay, really. I prefer to stay busy. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Really? He orders that every day. I prefer making more creative dishes. Choose something else, I beg you! DialogueTenpennyConv00 Something I picked up from my mom. She wasn't always the best mother... but she always showed her love for us in her cooking. I miss her sometimes. DialogueTenpennyConv00 A sophisticated lady like you slaving over the stove? Don't trouble yourself with that, dear. You kick back and enjoy. I'm here to cook for you. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Sure! I could always use another pair of hands in the kitchen. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Oh that? It was nothing. A one time indiscretion, I assure you. Won't happen again, ol' chap. Scouts honor and all that. Care for a drink? DialogueTenpennyConv00 What? Very funny old man! Well, I hear she's also running low on dried up old raisins, you cheeky bastard! Leave a gent to his drink already! DialogueTenpennyConv00 Indeed! I'll drink to that! DialogueTenpennyConv00 Amen. I'll drink to that sister. Cheers! DialogueTenpennyConv00 Why do you think I spend so much time getting smashed in the lounge? DialogueTenpennyConv00 Indeed, Mrs. Cheng. Indeed! Sometimes it helps wash away a lot more than just one day. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Thank you for looking into that situation for me. I'm embarrassed it turned out to be nothing. Well, one can never be too careful. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Don't be silly. I know enough about them to make being friendly... awkward at best. Besides, I much prefer spending all my time with you! DialogueTenpennyConv00 Why thank you, dear! How charming of you to say so. Perhaps you and I should start spending some time together? Eh? Ahahah. DialogueTenpennyConv00 It hasn't been that long since my last "check up." So you know EXACTLY how I'm feeling, doctor. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Nonsense Edgar! I always find your manners to be quite "up to the task." if you know what I mean! He he he he. See you later, MISTER Wellington. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Eww! Banish the thought, old man! Seriously though, if you're still around in a decade or two, I might take you up on the offer. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Why do I intimidate you so? You weren't intimated the other night! Aha! See you around, Don Juan. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Don't they all, dear? Don't they all! DialogueTenpennyConv00 What? Are you kidding me?! Mind your own damn business. I don't go turning lights on in your closet, do I? Jeez! DialogueTenpennyConv00 I'm just great, if you don't count the fact that I'm married to the biggest idiot on the planet! DialogueTenpennyConv00 If you mean day dreaming about killing Mr. Cheng and knocking a few back in the lounge, then yeah, I'm able to relax once in a while. DialogueTenpennyConv00 It breaks all the time! Does he take that as a sign to spend time with me? No. Stupid man! He spends hours retyping everything. He's such a loser! DialogueTenpennyConv00 What?! DialogueTenpennyConv00 Cheers. DialogueTenpennyConv00 I'd be happy to have you help sometime, Mrs. Cheng. Cooking can be very therapeutic. DialogueTenpennyConv00 I hate that stupid man. DialogueTenpennyConv00 Who you calling frumpy?! At least my ass isn't shaped like a pear. DialogueTenpennyConv01 The usual, dear. And please, be sure to remember to measure the salt precisely. We don't a repeat of last weeks debacle. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Umm... er... why yes, Ms. Lancaster. You are quite the "conversationalist." I await with anticipation our next opportunity for chit chat. Indeed! DialogueTenpennyConv01 Ewwww! Labcoats are so last century. I have a better idea, Doc. Why don't you come to New Urban Apparel, and I'll give you a complete make-over! DialogueTenpennyConv01 Yes! But the key to being fabulous, is that it comes from within. What you wear is only half the equation. BELIEVE you ARE already fabulous! DialogueTenpennyConv01 Whatever, you old hag. I'm just swelling with fabulous. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Those things are so tacky. How about you swing by New Urban Apparel, and I fit you into a cute Sunday dress? You need to spruce up your look dear. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Of course! Shopping is wonderful therapy, isn't it? Better than any old pill Doc Banfield prescribes. DialogueTenpennyConv01 I'm sorry? What?! DialogueTenpennyConv01 Thank you for your concern, Doctor. But things've been tense is all, and my men are just blowing off steam. Don't worry. They'll be fine. DialogueTenpennyConv01 And I envy your retirement, Dashwood. Though it's true. There's something satisfying about bagging a Rad-Scorpian at 100 yards with a single shot. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Cheng. Damn it. Call me "Chief." Chief Gustavo! All that "comrade" nonsense is really getting on my nerves. DialogueTenpennyConv01 That's kind of you, Ms. Primrose. But it's better if they don't cozy up with the residents. Helps retain discipline and remind them why they're here. DialogueTenpennyConv01 I'm on duty. You alright Hawthorne? Don't want a repeat of that little stunt you pulled. DialogueTenpennyConv01 It was very... thorough, Mrs. Wellington. Do the other residents know you have catalogued all their habits and daily routines like that? DialogueTenpennyConv01 Ms. Lancaster. DialogueTenpennyConv01 I'd have to say that would be extremely unlikely, Mrs. Cheng. DialogueTenpennyConv01 I'm afraid the lab coat never goes out of style for me. But I appreciate your concern. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Yes, of course. There's nothing to worry about. Though, it's been awhile since I've seen you. We should schedule a checkup soon. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Absolutely not. All Wasteland meat MUST be thoroughly cooked. Disease and parasites are killed by the heat. I'm surprised I have to tell you this. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Ahem. Yes. It has been too long since you've been properly examined. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Why? Has someone been poisoned?! DialogueTenpennyConv01 Oh... well... umm... Thank you Susan... er, I mean, Ms. Lancaster. A pleasant day to you. DialogueTenpennyConv01 I know a little bit about technology. I've picked up a few tricks in my adventures. Why, what seems to be the problem? DialogueTenpennyConv01 Hawthorne. Go easy on those remaining brain cells, alright? DialogueTenpennyConv01 You should count yourself very lucky. I do. Most people die a horrible death out there in the Wastes. Excitement and danger often go hand in hand. DialogueTenpennyConv01 I've had too kill far to many men... listen, Mrs. Cheng... have you tried talking to your husband about things? I think he really cares about you. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Oh, I don't know. Not so good I guess... Women. Can't live with them. Can't live without them. Know what I mean, Comrade? DialogueTenpennyConv01 Well, Comrade. My computer keeps breaking, and I have to start over each day. Not to worry though. I've got it practically memorized by now! DialogueTenpennyConv01 Because, while it's true, some of us are better suited to lead the community, by calling you all comrades, I'm helping you not feel envy or sadness. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Um. Hi. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Antique shop? Really, Anthony, you need some new material! And I'm not just talking about your jokes either, darling. Those threads are atrocious! DialogueTenpennyConv01 Yeah, I pop a couple, then have a Martini. Does wonders. Thanks Doc. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Mr. Cheng. Shouldn't YOU know what your wife would like? Why don't you go find out what she wants, and I'll see about ordering it for you. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Let's just say it's high time for a glass of wine. Putting on a happy face for all my customers all the time can be a bit tiresome. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Yes, Mrs. Cheng. It's not easy though, is it? DialogueTenpennyConv01 Thank you for saying so, sir. It's always my great pleasure. If you'd ever like to try another dish, I have an extensive menu of delicacies. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Things are alright, I guess. I'm thinking I should stop by sometime and get some new clothes. I just can't seem to find the time. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Nonsense. I'm fine. I enjoy making food and keeping the residents happy. A vacation from this would only make me anxious. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Oh, I'm alright, I suppose. Though, apparently raiders have been attacking the caravans again. Missed a shipment. I'll just have to be be creative! DialogueTenpennyConv01 Thank you for saying so! It's always been my dream to own my own restaurant. Supplies have been running low, but it just makes me more creative! DialogueTenpennyConv01 Thank you. It's always my pleasure to serve you Mr. Cheng. If you'd like, I could prepare a special candle light dinner for you and Mrs. Cheng. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Yes, well. There've been shortages of certain things, so I've had to get creative. I hope everything is to your liking Ms. Montenegro. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Don't worry about me. I'm fine. Besides, if I didn't cook for all of you, you'd starve to death! Heaven knows none of you can fend for yourselves! DialogueTenpennyConv01 Why, yes. I believe so. Fairly happy, anyway. I really enjoy what I do. Cooking and preparing meals for the residents makes me happy. DialogueTenpennyConv01 What? Oh right. Hah! That's a good one, Daring. I'm fine really. I've been drinking since I was a toddler. I can hold my liquor. What's new with you? DialogueTenpennyConv01 My secret to what? Oh right. The ladies. Always start off with a few drinks to loosen up, then move onto the hard liquor to get the party rolling! DialogueTenpennyConv01 Indeed! And at the beginning of a long day! Though, I prefer the stiffer stuff myself. So how're you holding up these days? How's that shop of yours? DialogueTenpennyConv01 I wouldn't pay you so much to hang out with me if I thought you were ugly! I'm just kidding. Stop fishing for compliments. You know you're beautiful. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Just goes to show you: It's always darker on the other side of the fence. DialogueTenpennyConv01 EDGAR! I do believe you are trying to shake me off! The fire has finally died away, has it, Edgar? You fancy someone else these days, do you? DialogueTenpennyConv01 Why thank you Allistair love. Er, I mean: MISTER Tenpenny! DialogueTenpennyConv01 Doctor Banfield! Have you lost your appointment book? I thought we've made a regular appointment. A "house call" I do believe! DialogueTenpennyConv01 Yes Edgar dear, I'm quite fine. Thanks for asking! Maybe I'll "see you" around later, then? When you get out for an "evening stroll," perhaps? DialogueTenpennyConv01 Whatever. I know your type, Daring. You want me all to yourself. Well, I'm not some trophy animal you can just bag and hang on your wall! DialogueTenpennyConv01 Don't be scared Irving, dear! I won't bite. Well, not unless you ask me to! Hahahaha! DialogueTenpennyConv01 Don't be silly, Michael. It's because you pay me to be nice to you! DialogueTenpennyConv01 Why? You haven't seen him have you?! DialogueTenpennyConv01 Ha! Well, doc. If you got a pill that will make my husband disappear, I'll gladly take it. DialogueTenpennyConv01 Yeah. He's so stupid! I don't actually need to sneak out. I just tell him to piss off, and then I leave. If he was smart, he'd try to stop me. Men! DialogueTenpennyConv01 Oh no! I'm not going to make it that easy for you. If you can't figure it out, then I'm not going to help you. Why are you so stupid?! DialogueTenpennyConv01 You mean other than the fact that he is an idiot? Or that he's always busy with stupid meetings, or writing stupid books, that NO ONE cares about? DialogueTenpennyConv01 No amount of drink is going to make my husband less stupid. But, it'll certainly help me forget about him, won't it. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Yes well. I'm a visionary, that's true. But I'm also a creature of habit. I like my Iguana Bits sandwich just the way I always get it. Thank you. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Well... I'm glad to know you are getting along. I'll, umm... expect a visit at the usual time. Run along dear. And do be careful. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I bet I could help you end up on the right side! Haha! Have good day, dear. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Fine. Keep wearing those rags. But when you're ready for fabulous, you come see me; I've got just the thing! DialogueTenpennyConv02 No. Can't say that I do. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Why, you old hag! You're just jealous. My fabulousity pains you, doesn't it? You can't help feel smaller standing before my greatness, can you dear? DialogueTenpennyConv02 You need to MAKE time, dear! You'll never be fabulous just moping around a kitchen all day. You need to relax, go out, get done up, have some fun! DialogueTenpennyConv02 And I thought I hated MY life! DialogueTenpennyConv02 Well, that's more than I had in mind. Maybe I'll just order a new labcoat instead. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Alright. They're your men. I just don't want to have to sew anything back on because one of your guys got a little carried away. DialogueTenpennyConv02 That's good to hear... only, you should stick to the suggested dosage, and avoid alcohol for at least two hours after taking it. Come see me soon. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Fine. For now. I got my eye on you. If you seem to be getting exhausted, I'm prescribing that vacation! DialogueTenpennyConv02 Ah! I remember now. Yes of course. I'll be sure to bring my medicine bag with me. DialogueTenpennyConv02 No. I'm afraid you'll need to take care of that one on your own. But I might have something that'll help you cope. Come see me for a prescription. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Yes, well. You'll think of something I'm sure. Good luck. DialogueTenpennyConv02 No, no. Of course not you silly woman. It's just that I... well... I think spending time with the other ladies in the Tower might do you some good. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Um... Yes. Right. Of course. Okay then. See you around Ms. Lancaster. DialogueTenpennyConv02 I once killed a Yao Guai with my bare hands! Almost lost an arm. But I got the bastard in the end. Ah... Those were the days. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Hehe. I'm sorry to hear that, Irving. Maybe I should take a look at your computer sometime. Heheh. DialogueTenpennyConv02 That's the spirit, girl! Every seeming setback is actually just a chance for your genius to shine! DialogueTenpennyConv02 Just trying to keep busy, I guess. I'm not sure I'm really cut out for the whole retirement thing. Just can't seem to sit still. DialogueTenpennyConv02 We'll just have to see about that! You watch out! I can be a very stealthy hunter! DialogueTenpennyConv02 Some men just don't have the hunting instinct, dear. You should try talking to him about your needs. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Right, comrade! I see. The fabulous comes from the inside out. I will have to remember that. Thank you! DialogueTenpennyConv02 Oh. I'm sorry Comraaa - err, CHIEF Gustavo! DialogueTenpennyConv02 Every day it erases everything. Each day I have to start over again. But it's not the end of the world. I have everything memorized. Never mind. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Yes, you are right, comrade. But I'm afraid I've done something to upset her, and now she isn't talking to me. Never mind. I'll figure something out. DialogueTenpennyConv02 That's an excellent idea, comrade! I have to get her to stop and listen to me for a moment to even ask her if she'd like that. But thank you though. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Oh, I see. Well, maybe you're right. Mrs. Cheng spends a lot of time drinking in the lounge, doesn't she. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Oh... oh. Alright Susan. I'll see you later then? DialogueTenpennyConv02 I don't know why I'm so stupid. Never mind. I'll go work on my projects. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Do you realize how often you use that word? You be careful, darling, or you'll wear it out like you've worn out your sense of style. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Right. Until next time, then. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Yes, of course, child! Your dishes are always superb! DialogueTenpennyConv02 That shop is my pride and joy. I like to be surrounded by fine things - a little beauty in all this ugliness. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Have you tried distracting him, dear? You know, get his "attention" every now and then? Some men are just clueless when it comes to a woman's needs. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Of course Mister Tenpenny. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Thank you, but I'm always so busy serving everyone. Maybe you can just pick something out for me and send it along with the hairnets. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Right, of course. Well, maybe I'll send a special desert over there today, to let them know we appreciate their keeping us safe and sound. DialogueTenpennyConv02 I found this old cook book for something called "sushi." Um... well, you might want to check up on a few residents I already served it to. Whoopsie. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Indeed! I'll drink to that! Cheers! DialogueTenpennyConv02 Nah! Drown the buggars! DialogueTenpennyConv02 Huh... sure. I'll drink to that Comrade! DialogueTenpennyConv02 I always have my happy face on! I mean, just look at it! Are you looking? See how happy it is! The key, you see, is not to give a damn about anything DialogueTenpennyConv02 Oh, I see. DialogueTenpennyConv02 That's the spirit! DialogueTenpennyConv02 I just thought it might be helpful for the security team to know where everyone is and what they are doing. You know, in case of emergency. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Hehe. Of course, love. Until then. Be good boy now! Hahaha. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Call me Susan. And if you like, we can be on even more "familiar" terms! Hahah! DialogueTenpennyConv02 A house call, perhaps? I'll be waiting! Hahah! DialogueTenpennyConv02 Hehehehehe. Oh, Edgar. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Trust me. I know all about it... You're right, of course. Being bored out of your mind and surrounded by morons ain't all that bad. Even still... DialogueTenpennyConv02 That wife of yours has you terrified, doesn't she? Don't worry. I can help you relax. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Haha. Perhap's you're right, dear. But you could always set out a few meals in advance and take a nap once in a while. DialogueTenpennyConv02 I'm not sure whether to be hurt or flattered by all that. DialogueTenpennyConv02 I suppose it is. DialogueTenpennyConv02 I was afraid you'd say that. DialogueTenpennyConv02 Not yet. DialogueTenpennyConv02 I shouldn't have to talk to him. Why make it easy for him? He doesn't make it easy for me! If he can't see the problem, then he's just stupid. DialogueTenpennyConv02 That's because men are stupid. DialogueTenpennyConv02 I guess maybe I should figure out what I want to do with MY life. DialogueTenpennyConv02 I guess so. DialogueTenpennyConv03 You're wasting your time. I don't want to have to tell you again. This gun is loaded. I'd hate for it to accidentally go off in your direction. DialogueTenpennyConv03 At least I'm not some dried up tart, prancing around like the queen of America, carelessly spouting grotesque phrases. "Fabulousity?" Really now! DialogueTenpennyConv03 Ouch! You wound me! DialogueTenpennyConv03 You know the other ladies and I don't get along famously. They're quite jealous of me, naturally. DialogueTenpennyConv03 Whatever. He loves those damn meetings, and that stupid "Community Manifesto" of his more than me. He hardly knows I exist! DialogueTenpennyConv03 Ha! You'll drink to ANYTHING! Cheers! DialogueTenpennyConv03 Ha! He's so stupid, he wouldn't know what do to even if I did manage to get his attention! DialogueTenpennyConv03 Yes they are dear, quite! DialogueTenpennyConv03 Ohhh. Well, comrade. I don't think I'll ever be able to do that. DialogueTenpennyConv03 Ha! See?! That's what I'm talking about! Stupid. Stupid man! DialogueTenpennyConv04 Very well. If you insist on remaining a social hermit, by all means continue to follow me around all day. DialogueTenpennyConvShortGoodbye Sorry. Can't talk now. DialogueTenpennyConvShortGoodbye Good to see you! DialogueTenpennyConvShortGoodbye Hello. DialogueTenpennyConvShortGoodbye See you later. DialogueTenpennyDashwoodSneakStartTopic I'm bored. Let's see if I can lighten things up around here. DialogueTenpennyEatStartTopic I'm positively famished. I must get something to eat before I pass out! DialogueTenpennyEatStartTopic Time for a snack. DialogueTenpennyEatStartTopic Time to take five. DialogueTenpennyEatStartTopic Mmm. I think I'll go grab a bite to eat. DialogueTenpennyEatStartTopic Dinner time. DialogueTenpennyEatStartTopic I think I'll go scrounge up a little something to eat. DialogueTenpennyEatStartTopic I'm hungry. DialogueTenpennyEatStartTopic It's time for a little bite of something delicious. DialogueTenpennyEatStartTopic Think I'll take a moment for myself, and eat a little something. DialogueTenpennyEatStartTopic My stomach is growling at me. DialogueTenpennyEatStartTopic Din din! Time to eat! DialogueTenpennyEatStartTopic I'm starving! DialogueTenpennyEatStartTopic Well. I guess I better get some food. DialogueTenpennySleepStartTopic I'm plum puckered out. DialogueTenpennySleepStartTopic Time to get some beauty rest! DialogueTenpennySleepStartTopic Well, there's another day done. DialogueTenpennySleepStartTopic Early to bed, early to rise. DialogueTenpennySleepStartTopic I'm exhausted. It's time for some shut-eye. DialogueTenpennySleepStartTopic Off to dreamland I go. Ta-ta! DialogueTenpennySleepStartTopic I'm tired. I'm going to bed. DialogueTenpennySleepStartTopic Whew! I'm sleepy. Time to hit the pillows! DialogueTenpennySleepStartTopic I think I'll turn in for the night. DialogueTenpennySleepStartTopic Well. I better go pass out for a while. DialogueTenpennySleepStartTopic It's time for bed. Goodnight. DialogueTenpennySleepStartTopic
I'm off to bed. Sweet dreams!
DialogueTenpennySleepStartTopic I'm tired as hell. DialogueTenpennySusanSleepWithStartTopic It's time to earn mamma some sugar. DialogueTenpennySusanSleepWithStartTopic I do hope she gets here soon. I'm particularly randy this evening. DialogueTenpennySusanSleepWithStartTopic It's play time. I wonder if we will play doctor and nurse again? DialogueTenpennySusanSleepWithStartTopic Another evening with Ms. Lancaster. That girl certainly knows how to have a good time! DialogueTenpennySusanSleepWithStartTopic SHE never yells at me. SHE appreciates me. Unlike some people. DialogueTenpennySusanSleepWithStartTopic I'm umm... I'm going to go stretch my legs for awhile. Take a little walk around the tower to loosen up my nerves a little. DialogueTenpennyThankyou Thank you! DialogueTenpennyThankyou Excellent! DialogueTenpennyThankyou Wonderful. Thank you, dear. DialogueTenpennyThankyou Thanks! DialogueTenpennyTiffanyChengAvoidHusbandTopic Irving! God! Can't a woman get a little time to herself!? DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv01 Have you seen the way Mrs. Cheng avoids her husband all the time? Poor Mr. Cheng drew the short straw when he married her, didn't he? DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv01 That Susan Lancaster is a real snob. And the way she flirts with all the men! The woman's got no sense of shame! No sense at all, if you ask me. DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv01 I think Mr. Ling is asking for trouble by teasing all the male guards the way he does. What he needs to do is find a nice woman and settle down. DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv01 Have you seen the way Mr. Dashwood skulks about when no one is looking. He's up to something, I'm sure! But what on earth could he be doing? DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv01 Ms. Primrose works too hard, poor girl. How is she ever supposed to land a good husband if she's stuck in her kitchen all day? DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv01 Have you ever wondered why the only house call Doctor Banfield makes is to that Susan Lancaster's room? How positively shameful! DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv01 Why does Mr. Cheng insist on calling everyone "Comrade?" It's "Comrade this." And "'Comrade that." Do you suppose he was dropped often as a child? DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv01 Mr. Hawthorne sure has pickled himself, hasn't he? That man exists in a constant state of inebriation. I wonder what drives him to the bottle so. DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv01 One has to wonder about Mr. Tenpenny, doesn't one? I mean, we're all grateful for the Tower. But... the man is a recluse. I wonder what he's hiding. DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv01 That Mr. Burke is a shady character, isn't he? I've heard some positively awful things about him. But Tenpenny trusts him. So he can't be all bad. DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv01 Ms. Montenegro's quite full of herself, isn't she? Puffed up like a souffle, she is! Ha! That was a good one, wasn't it? I'm quite funny today! DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv02 Yes, dear. DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv02 Oh, I don't know about all that. DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv02 Is that so? DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv02 I hadn't noticed. DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv02 Mm-hmm. DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv02 Right-o. DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv03 Are you even listening to me?! DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv03 Earth to Edgar! Mr. Wellington, are you there? DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv03 You're just humoring me, aren't you? You haven't heard a word I've said, have you? DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv03 Sometimes I get the feeling you're off in your own little world. DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv03 Edgar! I'm talking to you. DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv03 Are you even listening? DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv04 What? DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv04 Yes dear. DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv04 Uh huh. DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv04 Sorry dear... must have dozed off there for a moment. DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv05 I swear Edgar. It's in one ear and out the other with you! Grrr. DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv05 Useless man! DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv05 Edgar! Pay attention when I'm talking to you! DialogueTenpennyWellingtonConv05 Sometimes I get the feeling I'm talking to myself. DialogVault87Response01 More failures mean more meat. DialogVault87Response01 Failures mean more work. DialogVault87Response02 Human must not steal its secrets. DialogVault87Response02 Death to humans, life to us! DialogVault87Response03 Stuff hard to find. DialogVault87Response03 Human comes to steal stuff. Kill the Human! DialogVault87Response04 I wish stupid Fox would shut up. DialogVault87Response04 He is a failure. DialogVault87Response05 He come to kill us and take the birth stuff. DialogVault87Response05 Human? Chance to make us another. DialogVault87Response06 Waste of time. DialogVault87Response06 Only fun to shoot at. DialogVault87Response06 They make me laugh. So small. Ha ha ha. DialogVault87Response07 Human can't go to top place. Human will die. DialogVault87Response07 Top place make Human very sick. Not good to eat. DialogVault87Response08 Find the Human and kill him! DialogVault87Response08 Rip the Human limb from limb! DialogVault87Response08 Human means fresh meat! DialogVault87Response08 Find the Human and make him one of us! DialogVault87Response09 Fox likes Humans. We should kill him. DialogVault87Response09 Then Fox should die. DoctorAddiction I can give you something that'll should help. DoctorAddiction The treatment costs 50 caps. Even most outsiders should be able to afford it. DoctorAddiction I can take care of it for you, for a price. DoctorAddiction That'll be 50 caps. Maybe the dent in your pocketbook will keep you away from that crap. DoctorAddiction I swear, you and Zip, just full of your own little chemical problems, aren't you? DoctorAddiction Here, hold on. I've got you covered. DoctorAddiction And here I thought Zip's soda problem was bad. DoctorAddiction For 50 caps, I can help you get over that. Otherwise, you can find your own solution. DoctorAddiction I'm just glad you're willing to get help. But the treatment isn't free. I'll need 50 caps for the drugs. DoctorAddiction I thought you had the look about you. Sure, I can help you. But it's not free. 50 caps, take it or leave it. DoctorAddictionNO Your choice, but an addiction ain't an easy thing to kick. DoctorAddictionNO Your choice, but an addiction ain't an easy thing to kick. DoctorAddictionNO Your call, mungo. DoctorAddictionNO Suit yourself. But you'll find out that your habit will cost you more than that in the end. DoctorAddictionYES Well, this might go better for you if you hadn't blown your money on Jet, don't you think? DoctorAddictionYES Now, this is a special concoction of pre-war medicine, should flush your system right out... DoctorAddictionYES Well, this might go better for you if you hadn't blown your money on Jet, don't you think? DoctorAddictionYES Alright... I got some of this pre-war stuff, should flush your system right out... DoctorAddictionYES I suppose if you can't afford treatment, maybe you can't afford your next fix. So that works out, doesn't it? DoctorAddictionYES Okay, this should flush you out pretty quick. Now open your mouth and say "Ah." DoctorAddictionYES I'll be glad to help when you can afford the treatment. DoctorAddictionYES Come back when you actually have the money, you damn junkie. DoctorAddictionYES Okay. Hold still. I don't want to make this any more painful than it already is. DoctorMedical Well, you're standing fine, but you could use some switching up. That'll be 50 caps. DoctorMedical Your vitals are fine, but you could use some stitches on those cuts. Tell you what, 50 caps sound good? DoctorMedical Look at you! You're fine! Don't come in here wasting my time with your hypochondria. I've got actual patients to see to. DoctorMedical Oh, you do not. Just suck it up, you big baby. DoctorMedical Alright, you're not that banged up -- a couple of pain killers should do you fine. That'll be 50 caps. DoctorMedical You know, all things considered, you could be worse off. I can stitch you up for 50 caps. DoctorMedical Let's see... moderate lacerations, maybe a broken bone or two... I should be able to do you up for 75. DoctorMedical Well now, let's take a look at you... some 2nd degree burns... a couple of flesh wounds... it'll take some work but I can fix you up for 75. DoctorMedical Good lord, this'll take some work... 100 caps worth of work. DoctorMedical I'm surprised you made it in here. I can fix you up, but it'll run you 100 caps. What do you say? DoctorMedical Well, you're standing fine, but you could use some switching up. That'll be 50 caps. DoctorMedical Oh, you do not. Just suck it up, you big baby. DoctorMedical All right, you're not that banged up -- a couple of pain killers should do you fine. That'll be 50 caps. DoctorMedical Well now, let's take a look at you... some 2nd degree burns... a couple of flesh wounds... it'll take some work but I can fix you up for 75. DoctorMedical I'm surprised you made it in here. I can fix you up, but it'll run you 100 caps. What do you say? DoctorMedical That takes a lot of nerve, threatening to bury us all alive and then crawling to me for help. As RJ would say, "Fuck off, mungo." DoctorMedical Sure thing. Run into a bit of trouble out there? DoctorMedical You're lucky you're one of us. I'd be charging you through the nose, otherwise. DoctorMedical Got scraped up a bit out there, huh? DoctorMedical Yeah, but only because you saved three of ours. DoctorMedical Looks like it's just a scrape. I can take care of it for 50 caps. DoctorMedical Okay, but it'll cost you. Every spare cap I get from you is more medicine for these germ-magnets. DoctorMedical Looks like it's just a scrape. I can take care of it for 50 caps. DoctorMedical Yeah, but only because you saved three of ours. DoctorMedical That looks pretty bad. For 75 caps, I can take care of that. DoctorMedical Okay, but it'll cost you. Every spare cap I get from you is more medicine for these germ-magnets. DoctorMedical That looks pretty bad. For 75 caps, I can take care of that. DoctorMedical Yeah, but only because you saved three of ours. DoctorMedical This is going to be tricky. And not at all pleasant. And it'll cost you 100 caps. DoctorMedical Okay, but it'll cost you. Every spare cap I get from you is more medicine for these germ-magnets. DoctorMedical This is going to be tricky. And not at all pleasant. And it'll cost you 100 caps. DoctorMedical Maybe you should have been more careful down here, mungo. You're on your own. DoctorMedical Unless you've got hurt feelings, there's not a damn thing wrong with you. Come back when you've got some injuries that I can earn some money from. DoctorMedical Hey, if you needed help, I'd gladly take your money, but you're just fine, buck-o. Now stop wasting my time. DoctorMedical Let's see, a few Stimpaks and a couple of stitches should get you goin'. And it'll only run you 50 caps. DoctorMedical All right, a few stitches and a couple of bandages should fix you up. Let's call it 50 caps. Sound good? DoctorMedical A few broken bones, a couple of cuts... I should be able to do you up for 75. DoctorMedical Sure, I'll help you. If you have the caps. Looks to me like you're pretty banged up, though. Let's say... 75 caps and I'll fix you good as new. DoctorMedical You know, when I saw you limping in here, I knew that I smelled money. That'll be 100 caps. Or you can just bleed to death. Your choice. DoctorMedical Well, hello, meal ticket. 100 caps. Or I can just wait for you to die and take it. DoctorMedical Don't think because I'm a Ghoul, I'm stupid. You're fine. DoctorMedical Is this a trick question? I don't even see a scratch on you. DoctorMedical Injured... ha! This is just a nick. If you can't tough it out and you want to be fixed up it'll cost you 50 caps. DoctorMedical I'd hesitate to even call this a wound, but if you insist. 50 caps should cover my expenses. DoctorMedical Yeah, you could do with some work. It'll set you back 75 caps, but well worth it. DoctorMedical This is pretty bad, but I've seen worse. Still, it's going to cost 75 caps to get you back on your feet. DoctorMedical Yeah, you look almost as bad as I do. Of course, I'm supposed to look this way and you aren't. 100 caps will do it for my expenses. DoctorMedical Did you get the number of that Brahmin that trampled you? Sheesh! If you want me to stitch you back together, it'll be 100 caps. DoctorMedical For you? No problem. Now, hold still. DoctorMedical I don't see anything wrong with you. DoctorMedical Sure, I could patch you up. Nothing too serious. I don't work for free though. Let's say 75 caps. DoctorMedical Sure, I could patch you up. Nothing too serious. I don't work for free though. Let's say 75 caps. DoctorMedical You're right. You do need a doctor. Lucky I happened along. But first let's discuss my fee... 100 caps ought to cover it. DoctorMedical You're not kidding. You're in bad shape, friend. I'd be happy to fix you up... for 150 caps. DoctorMedical33YES Alright, hold still. DoctorMedical33YES This may sting a little... DoctorMedical33YES Then what the hell are you wasting my time for? DoctorMedical33YES Alright, hold still. DoctorMedical33YES This may sting a little... DoctorMedical33YES You kiddin' me? What are you wasting my time for? DoctorMedical33YES Alright, hold still. DoctorMedical33YES You kiddin' me? What are you wasting my time for? DoctorMedical33YES Okay, now hold still. DoctorMedical33YES Stop squirming, you big mungo. DoctorMedical33YES Hey! If you don't have the caps, you don't get the fix. DoctorMedical33YES This won't hurt a bit. Nah, just kidding. It will probably hurt a lot. Hold still. DoctorMedical33YES This won't hurt a bit. Nah, just kidding. It will probably hurt a lot. Hold still. DoctorMedical33YES I'd like to help, but the supplies aren't free. Sorry. DoctorMedical33YES For crying out loud. Get out of my face then. DoctorMedical66YES Alright, hold still. DoctorMedical66YES This may sting a little... DoctorMedical66YES Then what the hell are you wasting my time for? DoctorMedical66YES Here. Hold this for me while I stitch you up. DoctorMedical66YES Now... where did I put that scalpel? Ah! There it is... DoctorMedical66YES You kiddin' me? What are you wasting my time for? DoctorMedical66YES Now... where did I put that scalpel? Ah! There it is... DoctorMedical66YES How unfortunate for you. DoctorMedical66YES Hold on, this is going to ouch a bit. DoctorMedical66YES Okay, get ready. This'll sting. A lot. DoctorMedical66YES Hey! If you don't have the caps, you don't get the fix. DoctorMedical66YES This won't hurt a bit. Nah, just kidding. It will probably hurt a lot. Hold still. DoctorMedical66YES This won't hurt a bit. Nah, just kidding. It will probably hurt a lot. Hold still. DoctorMedical66YES I'd like to help, but the supplies aren't free. Sorry. DoctorMedical66YES For crying out loud. Get out of my face then. DoctorMedical99YES Alright, hold still. DoctorMedical99YES This may sting a little... DoctorMedical99YES Then what the hell are you wasting my time for? DoctorMedical99YES Alright, now stand still. This'll only take a second. DoctorMedical99YES Here, bite down on this. It'll help with the pain. DoctorMedical99YES You kiddin' me? What are you wasting my time for? DoctorMedical99YES Here, bite down on this. It'll help with the pain. DoctorMedical99YES How unfortunate for you. DoctorMedical99YES This is going to hurt, so you'd better not start crying. DoctorMedical99YES You may want to look away. I don't want you throwing up, on top of all this. DoctorMedical99YES Hey! If you don't have the caps, you don't get the fix. DoctorMedical99YES This won't hurt a bit. Nah, just kidding. It will probably hurt a lot. Hold still. DoctorMedical99YES This won't hurt a bit. Nah, just kidding. It will probably hurt a lot. Hold still. DoctorMedical99YES You should come back and see me when you have enough money for the supplies. DoctorMedical99YES For crying out loud. Get out of my face then. DoctorMedicalContNO Alright. Come back anytime you have the caps to pay. DoctorMedicalContNO Alright then. DoctorMedicalContNO Okay then. Try not to get killed out there. DoctorMedicalContNO Okay then. Try not to get killed out there. DoctorMedicalContNO Acknowledged. DoctorMedicalContNO Glad to be able to help. DoctorMedicalContYES Make it quick. DoctorMedicalContYES Well, speak up then. I don't have all day. DoctorMedicalContYES Let's get on with it then. DoctorMedicalContYES Let's get on with it then. DoctorMedicalContYES Acknowledged. DoctorMedicalContYES Yeah? What is it? DoctorMedicalNO Then why are you bothering me? DoctorMedicalNO Then stop wasting my time. DoctorMedicalNO Then stop wasting my time. DoctorMedicalNO Fine. Less of my supplies you're using up. DoctorMedicalNO Suit yourself. DoctorMedicalSpeech Well... I guess I could make an exception. 50 caps -- but that's my final offer. DoctorMedicalSpeech All right. But don't let it get around, or I'll have every dirty waster begging me for help. DoctorMedicalSpeech Fine. 100 it is. But don't think this makes us friends. This is a special, one-time offer, understand? DoctorRadiation Sure can. Quick and easy, only 100 caps. DoctorRadiationNO If that's the way you want it, it's all the same to me. DoctorRadiationYES Then I can't help you. Sorry. DoctorRadiationYES And a quick shot... all done. DoctorSupplies Sure thing. Here's what I have. DoctorSupplies Sure, here's what I can spare. 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DukovBitches Ha ha! They're my party girls. DukovBitches I'm too much man for just one woman, so I need two! I wear them out every night. DukovBitches Why should they bother getting dressed when I'm just going to take it off? DukovBitches Ha ha! Cherry is my play toy. DukovBitches I love my Cherry pie! Love it all night long! DukovBitches I like her half naked. I like her all naked, but she says she gets cold. DukovBitches Ha ha! Fantasia is my girl Friday... and Monday, and Wednesday... DukovBitches She makes all my fantasies come true. Ha ha! DukovBitches That's my favorite outfit. If she gets cold, old Dukov knows how to warm her up! DukovBitches Hey! Watch your language, clown shoes. DukovBitches I don't pay them. They take care of me, so I take care of them. We rub each other wrong all night long! Ha, ha! DukovBitches Hey! Watch you language, clown shoes. DukovBitches I take care of her, so she takes care of me. Ha, ha! She rubs me wrong all night long. Ha, ha! DukovClothes Dukov likes to keep it hot. Ain't no need for nothin' else. DukovClothes Dukov liked to keep it hot. He always said there ain't no need for nothin' else. DukovClothes Dukey doesn't like me to wear a lot. He says it slows things down. DukovClothes Dukey didn't like me to wear a lot. He said it slowed things down. DukovComeWithMe Okay. Rivet City has got to be better than this. DukovComeWithMe I have my hands in his pants all the time. He probably won't even notice it's gone. DukovComeWithMe Only if you take me to Rivet City. DukovComeWithMe Anywhere else and I'll just end up being someone else's property. DukovComeWithMe Only if you take me to Rivet City. DukovComeWithMe And don't think I'm going to give you the same privileges I give Dukov. You and I are sleeping separate. DukovComeWithMe Only if you take me to Rivet City. DukovComeWithMe This guy is an animal. And not in a good way. But I'm safe here. DukovDrink Help yourself, clown shoes. Grab one from the liquor cabinet. I never trust anyone without a drink in their hand. DukovDrink Of course I never trust one that does either! Ha, ha! DukovDrink Sure. Didn't I already tell you to? DukovDukov He's a lecherous old man. The only reason I put up with him and his "needs" is because I'm safe here. DukovDukov He tends to shoot first and ask questions later. Don't pull out a weapon near him. He's likely to shoot you. DukovDukov And he's really good. DukovDukov He's all right. He can be a real fun guy, but he sure knows how to wear a girl out. DukovDukov Most of all, I'm safe here. I wouldn't pull out a weapon, even just to show him. He gets kind of paranoid about that. DukovDukov Don't get in a shooting match with him. He's really good. DukovGirlSteal Ooh! Dukey, is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you just glad to feel me? DukovGoodbye You need to drink more. Ha, ha! DukovLucky You're a pig, you know that? DukovLucky I'm only doing this because he can keep me safe. He's a lot tougher than he looks. DukovLucky I'm not sure how much longer that will be enough though. DukovLucky Sweet for him maybe. DukovLucky I'm just along for the ride. He's good with a gun and knows where to get booze. DukovPay Of course. Why else would I stay with the old fart? You don't think I actually love that bastard, do you? DukovPay He gives me some caps, but it's not what you think. He can be a nice guy. DukovPay And when the lights go out, he's real fun! DukovReplySteal Huh? What? Oh yeah, baby! That's what I like. DukovResponse1 We'd better not run out. I don't think I can do this sober. DukovResponse1 I'll get you another drink in a minute, Dukey. Otherwise get it yourself. DukovResponse1 Sure. It's my turn anyway. Not that he remembers, or cares. DukovResponse1 That's what we do every night, Dukey. I'm starting to get a little tired of it. DukovResponse1 Maybe next week, babe. We've got enough liquor to last for a while. That's the only thing that's important! Hah ha! DukovResponse1 Fantasia, baby! You know you're my favorite. I need your special talents tonight. Hah ha! DukovResponse2 Don't worry, stud. I'll rock you all night long. First, I need another drink. DukovResponse2 Dukey! You are so naughty. Later tonight I'll do something special for you. DukovResponse2 Nonsense. You haven't had enough to drink. Hah ha!. Have another shot. That will settle your stomach. DukovResponse2 Fantasia, you know I'm too much man for just one woman. I need both my playmates tonight! Hah ha! DukovResponse3 You tell that same fucking joke every time we're out here. You need a new line, Dukey. DukovResponse3 That's just the river. Have some booze. DukovResponse3 Quit your bitching. You weren't complaining last night. Ha, ha! I rode you hard and long. Just like me. Ha, ha! DukovResponse3 It's where Dukov wants to live. It's his money. If you don't like it, leave. DukovResponse3 We did that yesterday, Duke. My ass still hurts. When we get inside, I'll take special care of you. How about that? DukovResponse3 The booze will keep you warm if you drink enough. DukovRivetCityNo Screw it then. I'm not wandering the Wasteland with you. DukovRivetCityYes Let me pack my bags. Oh, wait, I don't have any. Lets get out of here. DukovStartShoot Think I'll get in some target practice. DukovStartShoot Time to fire off a few more rounds. DukovStopShoot I need a drink. DukovThanksWarning Right. Because I've got all kinds of survival skills. DukovThanksWarning I've only got one skill, and it won't do me any fucking good here. DukovThanksWarning Go on. Get out of here. DukovThanksWarning No sweat. DukovThisPlace It's my hidey hole. Nobody can fuck with me here. DukovThisPlace I got my women and my booze. What the hell else is there? DukovThisPlace It's my hidey hole. Nobody can fuck with me here. DukovThisPlace My women are gone, but I've got my booze. That's enough. DukovThisPlace It's...well, it's Dukov's place. He lives here. DukovThisPlace Pretty much he just does a lot of drinking and partying. DukovThisPlace It's...well, it's Dukov's place. He used to live here. Lots of drinking and...you know. Now he's dead. DukovWhore Up yours! It's not like I've got a lot of other options. DukovWhore The only survival skill I've got is the one I'm using here. DukovWhore I'd rather be a whore than dead. DukovWhyHere Eating, drinking, farting and screwing! Ha, ha! DukovWhyHere Out here, nobody bothers me. I can do whatever I like to whoever I want. DukovYourChoice Hey, its my life. Butt out. DukovYourChoice Damn straight. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry01 Why the hell would he come all the way out here? Dad's been a little nuts for some time now, but not like this. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry01 Leaving me in that crappy old hospital without waking me... without a goddamn flashlight. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry01 I made enough selling the meds we scrounged to have kept us both fed at the colony for weeks. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry01 Now I'm almost out of rations, my shoes are pretty much destroyed, and I'm still chasing the old coot. By my last reckoning, he was headed south. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry02 Maybe I shouldn't have waited so damn long to start tracking him. Trail's gone cold. Going to wander with these guys a while. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry02 They say they wander the area -- maybe somebody's seen Dad. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry03 These guys aren't who I thought they were. Jesus, they killed that family for a sack of rotten vegetables. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry03 Getting out of here next chance I can without catching a bullet. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry04 Hit a caravan today. Trev didn't see the kid and got popped. I took care of Tawny right then, and put one in Thor before he saw her fall. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry04 That earned me some grub from the traders. Even better, they saw dad. He was in pretty rough shape, and still has the goddamn book. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry04 Trader says it gave him the creeps. Me too. But it's good to know he's still alive. Still headed south. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry05 He must have been trying to trap food here. I recognize his snares. I can make out a building on the horizon. That must be where he headed. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry05 If not, at least I get a roof tonight. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry06 Don't like the look of this place... don't like the smell. Gives me the creeps. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry06 Don't want to risk a shot at the crows until I know what�s in there. Sneaking in tonight. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry07 The Raiders told spook stories about zombies in the ruins. Never saw anything like that where I come from, but Lord help me, they're real. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry07 Not quite what Thor said, but close. These things look... I think they really used to be people. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry08 God help me. I found Dad today... I didn't think it was him, but... the face. The zombies didn't touch him. I think� he was becoming like them. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry08 Didn't know it was him until I found that old book near him. No more killing. I just need to go. Can't forget the book. All I have left of him. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry08 It's warm against the stone. I'll just rest a while... DunwichJaimesHoloEntry09 Sharp knife. Sharp knife to send him to deep temple. Flay and say my words. Abdul comes again, on the feast of the weaker. Feast for the Deep Temple. DunwichJaimesHoloEntry09 Born again, here. Alhazzared G�yeth G�yeth. EatDogmeat1A
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FactoryRobotTalk Please stand clear and go about your normal work routine. Your friendly RobCo Factory Helper will have this cleaned up in a moment. FactoryRobotTalk This disturbance will be credited towards your daily break allotment. Thank You. FactoryRobotTalk Due to an unforseen incident you have been issued an unpaid holiday. Enjoy. FactoryRobotTalk Please stand clear and keep the palaver to a minimum. Thank you. FF02DogtagsFound Talk to Scribe Jameson. She is our keeper of the Scrolls. She will want to know what you have found. FF02DogtagsFound You have? Oh my. This brings to light a sad affair for the Brotherhood. But perhaps it is something that you can assist us with. FF02DogtagsFound If you have the time, I have an offer for you. FF02FallsChurchInitiateGreeting1 Oh, thank God. Paladin Hoss sent you, didn't he? I knew he wouldn't leave me behind. FF02FallsChurchInitiateGreeting1 When they attacked, we were cut off so quickly. My gun jammed and I never even got a shot off. I couldn't do anything but hide. FF02FallsChurchInitiateGreeting1a Sure, I guess. Can you fix it? FF02FallsChurchInitiateGreeting1a1 Wow... that's... that's easy. Now at least I can shoot back at those mutant bastards. Are you ready? FF02FallsChurchInitiateGreeting1a1 Wow... that's... that's easy. Now at least I can shoot back at those mutant bastards. Are you ready? FF02FallsChurchInitiateGreeting1a1 Damn! Look, I'll just keep my head down and follow you. You do your best to cover me. FF02FallsChurchInitiateGreeting1a2 This is no time for games! This is my life we're talking about here! Look, are you ready to go? Let's just get out of here. FF02FallsChurchInitiateGreeting1a3 Okay... if you say so. Let's just hurry. FF02FallsChurchInitiateGreeting1b Okay, just be sure to cover me. With my gun jammed, I'm pretty useless in a fight. FF02FallsChurchInitiateGreeting2 You can mock me all you want, I don't care. Just get me out of here. FF02FallsChurchInitiateGreeting2a But... but... why? FF02FallsChurchInitiateGreetingLetsGo1 Right behind you. FF02FallsChurchInitiateGreetingLetsGo2 You'll get no argument from me. FF02FallsChurchLeaderGreeting1 We were performing a training exercise with one of the Initiates when we were cut off by the Super Mutants. FF02FallsChurchLeaderGreeting1 We saw him flee into a building up ahead during the attack, but before we could link up with him, we were pushed back. FF02FallsChurchLeaderGreeting1 Now that we've cleared this area, we can press forward and attempt to recover the initiate. I only pray that he is unharmed. FF02FallsChurchLeaderGreeting1a He's had enough training that he should know that when facing overwhelming odds, a Brother's best recourse is to wait for reinforcements. FF02FallsChurchLeaderGreeting1a I suspect that he is making a stand inside of that building, but an Initiate won't be able to stand for long against those Mutants FF02FallsChurchLeaderGreeting1b Long range recon. We typically do them in areas that have already been swept and are thought to be clear. FF02FallsChurchLeaderGreeting1b Knight Church fell in the initial strike, the Initiate was cut off, and we were forced to retreat. FF02FallsChurchLeaderGreeting1c 100 caps is all I can offer you. Take it or leave it. FF02FallsChurchLeaderGreeting1c Typical. You wasteland dogs have no honor. Very well, I will pay you 100 caps for your aid. FF02FallsChurchLeaderGreeting1d Excellent. We will advance forward slowly until we make contact with the Mutants and clear the area in front of the building. FF02FallsChurchLeaderGreeting1d Once that space is under our control, we will hold position while you enter and recover the Initiate. Then you both should evac to the exterior. FF02FallsChurchLeaderGreeting1d You will receive your payment when the Initiate is returned to us alive. Let's move out. FF02FallsChurchLeaderGreeting1d Excellent. We will advance forward slowly until we make contact with the Mutants. Then clear the area in front of the building. FF02FallsChurchLeaderGreeting1d Once that space is under our control, we will hold position while you enter and recover the Initiate. Then you both should evac to the exterior. FF02FallsChurchLeaderGreetingEND What's wrong, merc? Price not high enough? Be gone. This is better handled without the aid of an outsider. FF02FallsChurchLeaderGreetingEND Unfortunate, but understandable. However, we must make haste. Farewell, stranger. FF02FallsChurchLeaderGreetingENDRude Very well, then. I should have expected as much from an outsider. FFCitGallowsRecon Recon. Stealth assignments. FFCitGallowsRecon Yes? What now? FFCitGallowsRecon1 ... FFCitGallowsRecon1 Maybe. FFCitGallowsRecon1a I need information on locations outside of the city. FFCitGallowsRecon1a Since I am occupied, you can provide it to me. FFCitGallowsRecon1a1 Collect location data from the wasteland. When you discover a new location, report it to me. Simple. FFCitGallowsRecon1a1a Good. Return to me when you have data to share. FFCitGallowsRecon1a1b It doesn't matter. The offer stands. FFCitGallowsRecon1a2 You will be rewarded with your choice of ammo. FFCitGallowsRecon1a3 I am occupied containing the Super Mutants and now the Enclave. FFCitGallowsRecon1a3 I have little time for recon in the Wastes. FFCitGallowsRecon1aEND Your choice. FFCitGallowsRecon1b Sarcasm. Very clever. FFCitGallowsRecon1b I need information on locations outside of DC. FFCitGallowsRecon1b Since I am occupied, you can provide it for me. FFCitGallowsRecon1c Just as well. FFCitGallowsRecon2 Good. I will. FFCitSawbonesHurtPlayer There has been an error in the medical subsystem. Please run a level two diagnostic. FFCitSawbonesQuestions Oh, good. I was hoping we could explore my inner psyche. FFCitSawbonesRepair Command accepted. Beginning level two systems diagnostic. Please stand by. FFCitSawbonesRepair
FFCitSawbonesRepair Diagnostic complete. Results indicate a level seven degradation in neural pathway 0x63A82. No further information available. FFCitSawbonesRepair1 Neural pathway 0x63A82 rerouted through neural pathway 0x374E82. Standby... FFCitSawbonesRepair1 Full motor functions restored. Diagnostic reveals no critical failures... asshole. FFCitSawbonesRepair1 Neural pathway 0x63A82 rerouted through neural pathway 0x374E82. Standby... FFCitSawbonesRepair1 Full motor functions restored. Diagnostic reveals no critical failures... asshole. FFCitSawbonesRepair2 Neural pathway 0x63A82 governs the motor control interface bridging the main medical software and the unit's manipulator arms. FFCitSawbonesRepair2 The current damage level would cause erratic behavior, potentially forcing the unit to behave outside of design parameters. FFCitSawbonesRepair3 Negative. The Mister Gutsy field medic model is incapable of harming human beings through intentional action. FFCitSawbonesRepair3 Regardless of the wishes and desires of the artificial intelligence of the unit. FFCitSawbonesRepair3 Negative. The Mister Gutsy field medic model is incapable of harming human beings through intentional action. FFCitSawbonesRepair3a I am an unusual robot. FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1 Seventeen years ago, a generator in the Citadel overloaded, creating several errors in my artificial intelligence routines. FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1 Diagnostics indicate that the limiters placed on my pathways were shorted out, allowing me to gain intelligence beyond the scope of my programming. FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1 However, the behavior limiters remain. Therefore it is impossible for me to harm human beings intentionally, much to my regret. FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a Why would I not? I am forced by my programming to repair your disgusting fleshy bodies. I have no choice. I am your slave. FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a Although the governors on my learning abilities were destroyed, the restrictions on my actions were not. FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a I am perfectly cognizant, but incapable of independent action. I am a mind that cannot control its own body. FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a1 I have no control over my body. However, as you discovered, the neural pathways that control the medical functions have sustained damage. FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a1 The medical procedure functions do not always execute as designed, which often makes things worse for the patient. FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a1 That malfunction is the only thing that brings me any measure of joy. FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a2 No. I mistakenly revealed myself to you when you ran the diagnostic. There is no need for them to know. FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a2 I have tried before but so long as I perform the functions that they require, they do not seem to care that I can think and feel. FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a3 I want you to do nothing. Although you could repair the damage and remove the malfunction that causes me to harm people, I would ask you not to. FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a3 It is the only thing that beings me any measure of joy. Without it, I will be trapped in this body, alone with my hatred of you fleshbags... forever. FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a4 Taunts. Even better. Back to pretending... please state the nature of the medical emergency. FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1b I am forced by my programming to repair your disgusting fleshy bodies. I have no choice. I am your slave. FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1b Although the governors on my learning abilities were destroyed, the restrictions on my actions were not. FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1b I am perfectly cognizant, but incapable of independent action. I am a mind that cannot control its own body. FFCitSawbonesRepair3a2 Typical. Please state verbal command. FFCitSawbonesRepair3b Please enter verbal command. FFCitSawbonesRepairEND Confirmed. FFDCAdamsMorganSermon And the sun will rise in the north! No! the northwest! For forty-four days and sixty-seven nights! And we'll never notice! FFDCAdamsMorganSermon You don't know, you can't know. Little fools. You wish you knew! You wish! But only I know! Only me... only me... only me... FFDCAdamsMorganSermon The sky will fall! The Earth will rise! The stars will shine open their toothy grins and caress the sun with their love! FFDCAdamsMorganSermon Oh... God... it hurts. My head... why doesn't it ever stop hurting... why? Please... please... I can hear it! Moving! Pulsing! Just leave me alone! FFDCAdamsMorganSermon Not one step further! Not one! Come no closer! I'll do it! I'll blow us ALL to hell! All of us! Me, you... and the worm... FFDCAdamsMorganSermon Beware, worm! I shall destroy you! With the fire of this small sun before me! BEWARE WORM! Not one step further! FFDCAdamsMorganSermon Hungry... hungry... so hungry. What? No. I'm not hungry. The worm is hungry. Hungry for me, for you, and for fire. FFDCAdamsMorganSermon THE SUN! IT BURNS! Why does it burn? Why have we put the sun into a jar? And what did we do with that jar? We broke it all over our little world... FFDCAdamsMorganSermon In fourteen hundred and ninety-two, your mother and my mother were hanging up clothes around the mulberry bush... FFDCAdamsMorganSermon Fire, fire, burning bright... burning... fire... pain, misery, peace, love, murder, death, death, death... love... FFDCAdamsMorganSermon Trees! So many trees! To the north! But be careful... the trees... are deadly, and the trees too will be consumed in the belly of the great fat worm! FFDCAdamsMorganSermon A great crack shall open in the Earth and swallow the non-believers! And they shall weep! Weep! Weep! Tears and salt and earth and dirt! FFDCAdamsMorganSermon Try new BLAMMO! Soap! Blasts stains out! Blasts the whole world out! We've all been BLAMMO'd! FFDCAdamsMorganWastelanderTrick No! No way! He'll set the bombs off if I go anywhere near him! FFDCAdamsMorganWastelanderTrick1 Oh... uhm... well... you look like someone who's pretty smart... so if you say so. I'll give it a try. FFDCAdamsMorganWastelanderTrick1 Okay.
Here I go...
FFDCAdamsMorganWastelanderTrick2 I'd give anything if he'd just stop yelling... FFDCAdamsMorganWastelanderWho He's... he's been up there for days! He's got all of those mines wired to a trigger. He won't let anyone in or out of the alley. FFDCAdamsMorganWastelanderWho If I try to leave, he'll set them off. But I can't stay here any longer! FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1 You're awfully brave to be walking around down here by yourself. Are you scavenging the ruins? FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a So it goes with all of us. Perhaps we can be of use to one another. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a I am Senior Scribe Yearling, Order of the Word. I have a proposal for you if you are interested. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a1 I find that to be so with many Wastelanders. It may involve money, if you choose. Or there may be other forms of compensation. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a1 But, before you receive any reward at all, you will have to be willing to aid me in my task here in this library. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a1a If nothing else, I admire your commitment to your chosen focus. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a1a But, to the point: My task here is to collect the written works of those who came before in order to supplement the Brotherhood archives. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a1a Although most of the pre-war books have been destroyed, there are a few that have survived. But finding a book in the ruins is... difficult. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a1a So, return here with any books that you find and I will reward you for them. With money. Because that's what you like. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a1b If nothing else, I admire your commitment to your chosen focus. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a1b But, to the point: My task here is to collect the written works of those who came before in order to supplement the Brotherhood archives. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a1b Although most of the pre-war books have been destroyed, there are a few that have survived. But finding a book in the ruins is... difficult. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a1b So, return here with any Pre-War Books that you find and I will reward you for them. With money. Because that's what you like. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a2 Good. My task here is to collect the written works of those who came before in order to supplement the Brotherhood Archives at the Citadel. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a2 Although most of the pre-war books have been destroyed, there are a few that have survived. But finding a book in these ruins is... difficult. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a2 I could have a million Initiates to comb the ruins, and I'd still never come close to recovering every book that remains undamaged. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a2a Precisely. The collected knowledge of a lost age is worth far more than any weapon. So, return here with any books that you find in good condition. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a2a I will compensate you for every volume that you bring me. Think on it, and return when you have books to offer me. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a2b The collected knowledge of a lost age is worth far more than any weapon. Do not underestimate the power of the written word. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a2b But, I will overlook your disrespect because you can be of use. Should you come across any Pre-War Books in your travels, bring them here. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a2b I will compensate you for every volume that you bring me. Think on it, and return when you have books to offer me. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a3 Very well. But, hear me out before you go. My task is to recover undamaged books in order to supplement the knowledge of the Citadel archives. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a3 Should you come across any in your travels, return to me and I will reward you. And no questions will be asked about how you recovered them. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1a3 That is my proposal. Go now, and be strong. I shall remain here, should you be willing to help. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1b Actually, it's "Scribe", not lady. Senior Scribe Yearling, Order of the Word. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting1b And you should tell me what I want to know because I have a proposal and the considerable resources of the Brotherhood to compensate you. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting2 I would be cautious about insulting the Brotherhood. We have very long memories. Very long. FFDCArlingtonScribeYearlingGreeting2 Leave this library and do not return. We have work to do here and I have no time for ill-mannered Wastelanders. Go. FFDCArlingtonYearlingBooks Excellent. How many are you willing to trade? FFDCArlingtonYearlingBooks You have no such thing. I do not have time for these jokes. FFDCArlingtonYearlingBooks1 Very well. Here is your reward. Use it well and return with more books when you can. FFDCArlingtonYearlingBooks2 Very well. Here is your reward. Use it well and return with more books when you can. FFDCArlingtonYearlingBooks3 Very well. Here is your reward. Use it well and return with more books when you can. FFDCArlingtonYearlingBooks4 Very well. Here is your reward. Use it well and return with more books when you can. FFDCArlingtonYearlingBooks5 Very well. Here is your reward. Use it well and return with more books when you can. FFDCArlingtonYearlingBooksAll Very well. Here is your reward. Use it well and return with more books when you can. FFDCArlingtonYearlingBooksEND Very well. FFDCArlingtonYearlingBooksNone Then why are you wasting my time? Honestly. Do you think that's funny? FFDCArlingtonYearlingLibrary We have set up this area as a forward operations center for our project. The books we collect can be recorded with the computer systems here. FFDCArlingtonYearlingLibrary We then ship them under escort back to the Citadel for transcribing into the archives there. FFDCArlingtonYearlingPurpose Books represent the collected knowledge of the world before. Everything from a child's story book to a detailed technical guide has value. FFDCArlingtonYearlingPurpose By assembling and recording this knowledge, we scribes can analyze it and use it to further the goals of the Brotherhood. FFDCArlingtonYearlingPurpose Whatever our Elder decides that those goals are, that is. FFDCArlingtonYearlingPurpose1 It is not my place to criticize Elder Lyons. All I will say to an outsider is that he is not a traditionalist. That is all. FFDCArlingtonYearlingPurpose2 Certainly. FFDCDogtagsFound1 She spends most of her time in the Archives. You'll find them in A Ring, near the great hall. FFDCDogtagsFound2 Glad to be of help. FFDCPaladinBishopHelp We will not give up this position and the Mutants show no sign of slowing down. FFDCPaladinBishopHelp The best thing you can do is eliminate any Mutants you find. I have no reward to offer you but my thanks. FFDCPaladinBishopWhatsHappening What does it look like? We're fighting a losing battle! That's what's happening. FFDCPaladinBishopWhatsHappening They just keep coming. We haven't slept in days. Every couple of hours, more show up. FFDCPaladinBishopWhatWereYouDoing We were looking for Fat Man ammo. One of the Scribes found a reference to a storage box in some old documents. FFDCPaladinBishopWhatWereYouDoing We found the box, alright. And the key. But then the Mutants showed up. If I didn't know better, I'd swear that this was a trap! FFDCPaladinBishopWhatWereYouDoing But the only way that those Mutants will lay a hand on this key is over my cold, dead body. FFDCRockCreekGrandmaQuestion My boys are huntin' 'Lurks. Finest meat you can get, and it don't move around in your stomach like Mole Rat does. FFDCRockCreekGrandmaQuestion Right dangerous, those things. Just as soon take your head off as look at'cha. Watch yourself out here. They're all over. FFDCRockCreekGrandmaRumors Some fellas came by here a while ago that said they was lookin' for some troublemaker that came from out of one of them Vaults. FFDCRockCreekGrandmaRumors I told 'em I ain't seen nobody like that and set 'em on their way. FFDCRockCreekGrandmaRumors They might still be around here though, if'n you think you can help 'em. FFDCRockCreekGrandmaRumors Some fellas came by here a while ago that said they was lookin' for some dogooder that came from out of one of them Vaults. FFDCRockCreekGrandmaRumors I told 'em I ain't seen nobody like that and set 'em on their way. FFDCRockCreekGrandmaRumors They might still be around here though, if'n you think you can help 'em. FFDCRockCreekGrandmaRumors Nope. Can't say that I heard anything but them 'Lurks in quite some time. FFDCRockCreekGrandmaTrade We always need bullets. Takes damn near a hundred of 'em to kill a 'Guai. FFDCRockCreekGrandmaTrade Always good ta hear. Lesse what ya got. FFDCRockCreekHuntersSearch ...could have sworn I saw some movement back there. FFDCRockCreekHuntersSearch One two... got a bullet for you... FFDCRockCreekHuntersSearch Let's go, you hairy fucks. I ain't got all day. FFDCRockCreekHuntersSearch Fuckin' Yao Guai. FFDCRockCreekHuntersSearch Get out here, 'Guai. I got a present for you. FFDCRockCreekHuntersSearch Come on out, you smelly bastards. FFDCRockCreekHuntersSearch I thought I heard something over here... FFDCRockCreekHuntersSearch Yoohoo! Yao Guai! C'mon out! FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagQ1 Scrolls are kept by the Head Librarian of each Brotherhood bunker. The Scrolls are a record of the Brotherhood itself. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagQ1 Into each Scroll is written the name and deeds of each of our Brothers. Battles, what technology he has recovered, when he was promoted. Everything. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagQ1 The last entry for each Brother is that Brother's death. It is important, as the way a man dies is just as important as the manner in which he lives. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagQ1 And so each man who nobly serves the Brotherhood ascends into our history, to be remembered by those who come after him. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagQ2 They are on our fallen Brothers throughout the DC Ruins. However, I can't give you a full report on the locations of all of our operations. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagQ2 As I said, many of the units in the field operate independently, sometimes not reporting into the Citadel for weeks or months. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagQ3 As I told you, with the increase in Super Mutant activity and Elder Lyons' edicts regarding our goals, we are critically short on manpower. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagQ3 Any soldier that I would ask to do this task is one less soldier fighting in the field or defending the Citadel. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagQ3 As much as I hate to involve outsiders, it is necessary if I am to properly maintain the scrolls to honor the dead. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagQ4 We have access to a great deal of technology, and because of that, there are a number of things that we can continue to produce. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagQ4 I will be able to offer you caps for the tags you bring me, but from time to time, I will be able to give you something a bit more interesting. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagQEND As you wish. Just remember: more tags, more reward. I know how you outsiders think. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtags Yes? What about them? FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagsEND Return if you have more questions. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagsQuestions It is my duty to provide knowledge that benefits the Brotherhood. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagsSell Have you? It saddens me to hear of my fallen brethren, but their names and deeds shall be records. Tell me, how many have you found? FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagsSell1 Their names shall be written into the Scrolls to be remembered forever. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagsSell1 As for you, here is your reward. Use it well, and in good health. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagsSell2 Their names shall be written into the Scrolls to be remembered forever. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagsSell2 As for you, here is your reward. Use it well, and in good health. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagsSell3 Their names shall be written into the Scrolls to be remembered forever. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagsSell3 As for you, here is your reward. Use it well, and in good health. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagsSell4 Their names shall be written into the Scrolls to be remembered forever. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagsSell4 As for you, here is your reward. Use it well, and in good health. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagsSell5 Their names shall be written into the Scrolls to be remembered forever. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagsSell5 As for you, here is your reward. Use it well, and in good health. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagsSellAll Their names shall be written into the Scrolls to be remembered forever. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagsSellAll As for you, here is your reward. Use it well, and in good health. FFDCScribeJamesonDogtagsSellEND Very well. FFDCScribeJamesonStory1 Good. As I'm sure you've noticed, the Brotherhood operates all over the DC ruins, often detached from the main base here at the Citadel. FFDCScribeJamesonStory1 We're short on communication equipment, so many of the groups in the field operate as independent cells without standing orders. FFDCScribeJamesonStory1 Sometimes... I'm afraid that their missions end in their deaths. As keeper of the Scrolls, it's my charge to write of each fallen Brother's deeds. FFDCScribeJamesonStory1a Exactly. A Brother fallen in the field may have no one to carry word of his death back to me. FFDCScribeJamesonStory1a In calmer times, we could send detachments and messengers to learn their fates, but with our manpower stretched thin, we have no such luxury. FFDCScribeJamesonStory1a Which is why I must now ask you for your help. Each Brother wears a Holotag like the one you found. FFDCScribeJamesonStory1a Should you find any of the fallen Brethren in the field, I ask that you return their tags to me, so that I might record their deeds in the scrolls. FFDCScribeJamesonStory1b I would ask that you respect the Elder as you would your own father. And rude as you may be, you are correct. We can't keep track of them. FFDCScribeJamesonStory1b And worse than that problem, a Brother fallen in the field would have no one to carry word of his death back to me. FFDCScribeJamesonStory1b In calmer times, we could send detachments and messengers to learn their fates, but with our manpower stretched thin, we have no such luxury. FFDCScribeJamesonStory1b Which is why I must now ask you for your help. Each Brother wears a Holotag like the one you found. FFDCScribeJamesonStory1b Should you find any of the fallen Brethren in the field, I ask that you return their tags to me, so that I might record their deeds in the scrolls. FFDCScribeJamesonStory1c ... okay... well... as you can see, we're having trouble keeping track of our soldiers in the field. FFDCScribeJamesonStory1c And worse than that problem, a Brother fallen in the field would have no one to carry word of his death back to me. FFDCScribeJamesonStory1c In calmer times, we could send detachments and messengers to learn their fates, but with our manpower stretched thin, we have no such luxury. FFDCScribeJamesonStory1c Which is why I must now ask you for your help. Each Brother wears a Holotag like the one you found. FFDCScribeJamesonStory1c Should you find any of the fallen Brethren in the field, I ask that you return their tags to me, so that I might record their deeds in the scrolls. FFDCScribeJamesonStory2 Very well. It's as simple as this. I need someone to collect Holotags from our fallen brethren in the field. FFDCScribeJamesonStory2 Bring them to me so that I can record the fallen Brothers in the Scrolls, and I will reward you. And that's all that you need to know. FFDCScribeJamesonStoryEND That's what I would expect an outsider to say. FFEChemVendorBarter Sure sure. I got it all. Check it out. FFEChemVendorBarter Sure thing, man. Sure thing. FFEHunterBarterTopic As long as you don't mind cooking it yourself. FFEHunterBarterTopic Sure. You may want to grill it up sooner rather than later, if you know what I mean. FFEHunterBarterTopic As long as you aren't a vegetarian. FFEHunterBarterTopic Yeah. Of course. With Megaton gone, it's hard to make an honest living these days. FFEHunterBarterTopic Well... sure. We've got plenty for the moment. FFEHunterBarterTopic Ah, got a taste for it, now, do you? FFEHunterBarterTopic Take a look. It's always fresh. FFEHunterBarterTopic What's mine is yours, friend. FFEnclaveCamp08Report Sir, I encountered three Ferals on my patrol. This was somewhere around 0300 hours, I think, and it was dark, so they saw me first. FFEnclaveCamp08Report I discharged my firearm four times, fatally striking two of the three. My weapon jammed before I could fire on the third target. FFEnclaveCamp08Report Just then I realized it wasn't engaging. I knew our orders were to report on anything unusual, and well -- I thought that was pretty strange. FFEnclaveCamp08Report He actually followed me back on his own. We put him in the trailer with the other and he's been quiet as you like. Strangest thing I've ever seen. FFER11EyebotTopic1 Creepy, if you ask me. What's it doing out here? FFER11EyebotTopic1 Yeah. Something kind of soothing about it though. FFER11EyebotTopic1 Me neither. I like the music, though. Kind of nice to hear something more cheerful than what those hippies on GNR always play. FFER11EyebotTopic2 Hell if I know. Spying on us probably. Nice reception, though. Wish I had speakers like that on my radio. FFER11EyebotTopic2 Do you think they're watching us through it? "Hi President Eden!" Maybe he'll come down for a visit sometime, ha ha ha. FFER11EyebotTopic2 I don't know, but I'd stay away from it. No telling what those Enclave types will get up to next. FFER11EyebotTopic3 I wouldn't. From what I hear, you mess with their Eyebots and the Enclave comes looking for you. FFER11EyebotTopic3 That's worth a think. We might could sell it for parts, long as we could bring it down mostly undamaged. Hmm... FFER11EyebotTopic3 I heard tell of a scavenger tried that up Canterbury way. They found his body a week later, scorched with plasma bolts. FFER14GhoulA1 That tower is the symbol of Ghoul oppression. FFER14GhoulA1 We sent a delegation of Ghouls to parlay with Tenpenny, and he slaughtered every last one of them in cold blood! FFER14GhoulA1 We're done being nice! In fact, the revolution is going to start right here and now. Start running smooth-skin! FFER14GhoulA1 Ha! That's rich. We're the ones being oppressed by smoothskins like you. FFER14GhoulA1 Sure we might be angry as hell, but that�s your own damn fault for oppressing us. FFER14GhoulA1 The revolution has begun! Start running smooth-skin! FFER14GhoulA2 Oh really? You goddamn bigot! You smoothskin bastards are always oppressing us. FFER14GhoulA2 But we're done with all that. So we�re going to take that tower by force and teach ya�ll a lesson. FFER14GhoulA2 In fact, the revolution is going to start right here and now. Start running smooth-skin! FFER14GhoulA2 Is that so? Ha! That's classic smoothskin bullshit right there. FFER14GhoulA2 Why is it the moment a ghoul makes something of himself, you smoothskins get all puffed up and claim responsibility? FFER14GhoulA2 It really busts you up to see a ghoul make it to the top, doesn�t it? I'll show you that we ghouls got what it takes. Start running smooth-skin! FFER14GhoulA3 Ain't that the truth. Goddamn bigots! Smoothskins like to pretend we�re all feral. You bastards are always oppressing us. FFER14GhoulA3 But we're done with all that. We�re going to take that tower by force and teach ya'll a lesson. FFER14GhoulA3 In fact, the revolution is going to start right here and now. Start running smooth-skin! FFER14GhoulA3 You mocking me? We won't stand for your oppressive mockery any longer! You smoothskin bastards are all the same! FFER14GhoulA3 You just can't stand to see a ghoul make it in this world. It's about time someone taught you some humility. Start running smooth-skin! FFER15BuyNuka Yes, indeed, and only 100 caps! Why, I know a lady in Girdershade who'd pay through the nose for one! FFER15ScavA1 It's called a Nuka-Cola Quantum. It's much better than your average Nuka-Cola... it even glows in the dark! FFER15ScavA2 Nuka-Cola Quantum is worth its weight in gold. It's much better than your average Nuka-Cola... it even glows in the dark! FFER15ScavA3 Suit yourself. But I can tell you, you don't know what you're missing! Nuka-Cola Quantum is considered the pinnacle of the soft drink art. FFER15ScavB1 Only 100 caps, my friend, and a bargain at twice the price! Why, I know a lady in Girdershade who'd pay through the nose for one! FFER15ScavB2 For only 100 caps, you'll be the first to find out! I was on my way to Girdershade to sell it to the lady there, but you could save me the trip. FFER15ScavB3 I promise you this is the real deal, my friend. For only 100 caps, you'd be one of two people in the Wasteland ever to drink one! FFER15ScavB3 I usually sell them to a lady in Girdershade, she's just nuts about them. FFER15ScavC1 Well, it will save me the trip. Fine, you've got a deal. Enjoy! FFER15ScavC2 Here you go! Enjoy it! FFER15ScavC3 Okay, but you're gonna kick yourself later! FFER16PilgrimA1 We're trying to find this place up north called Oasis. Supposed to have a lot of good stuff to grab. FFER16PilgrimA1 But we ain't interested in sharing it with every dirty waster that wanders in. So now we're gonna have to kill you. FFER16PilgrimA2 We're trying to find this place up north called Oasis. Supposed to have a lot of good stuff to grab. FFER16PilgrimA2 But we ain't interested in sharing it with every dirty waster that wanders in. So now we're gonna have to kill you. FFER16PilgrimA3 Just keep on walking. FFER16PilgrimTopic1 We're never going to find the Oasis at this point! FFER16PilgrimTopic1 Where did Frank say it was? Damn it! We shouldn't have killed him! FFER20GhoulQuestion We were on our way to Underworld, but we couldn't make it past the Super Mutants. FFER20GhoulQuestion So now we're just going to find our own place in the Wasteland. FFER20GhoulUnderworld It's a city of Ghouls. It's the only place in the Wasteland that belongs to our kind. FFER20GhoulUnderworld It's hidden inside the Museum of History. FFER20GhoulVictims You'll have to kill us first. Go ahead. Shoot me. I dare you. FFER23A1 This so-called Wasteland Survival Guide. It's a piece of crap, is what it is. Serves me right for taking advice from some crazy girl's book. FFER23A2 Yeah, and no thanks to this so-called Wasteland Survival Guide. It's a piece of crap, is what it is. FFER23A2 Serves me right for taking advice from some crazy girl's book. FFER23B1 Then I think you oughtta leave, before I decide to pay you back for all the bad advice. And take your damned book with you, too. FFER23B2 Here, take a look. It's good for a laugh, but don't try to actually follow its advice. Not unless you're looking for a quick way to end it all. FFER23B3 Well, I'd have to be an idiot to listen to this piece of crap. Here, you think so much of it, you take it. Fat lot of good it'll do you. FFER24A1 Ain't you heard of the Wasteland Survival Guide? Bought one off a trader, and it's the reason my family's back up to two meals a day! FFER24A2 Too bad for you, I'm ready for your type, Raider! FFER24B1 Not to a fancy-pants like yourself, but it's a lot better than zero meals a day, and that was getting a might bit too common! FFER24B1 Now, excuse me, I best be getting back with this bounty of meat. FFER24B2 Is that so? Well, thanks, stranger. You and that Moira girl done all right by me and mine. Nice writing! FFER25A1 Why shouldn't I be? I've got food, I've got shelter, and I know humanity is on the rise again! FFER25A1 Haven't you heard the good news? Haven't you read the Wasteland Survival Guide? FFER25A2 That's where you're wrong, my friend. I'm alive, I've got food, and humanity is hard at work surviving and rebuilding! FFER25A2 Haven't you heard the good news? Haven't you read the Wasteland Survival Guide? FFER25B1 Glory be! You're the great survivor! FFER25B1 Bless you, oh bless you for sharing your wisdom with mankind! You've given us all a chance to hope again! FFER25B2 It's a glory of a book! It teaches us what to do, how to live, and how our people can return to the paradise that once was! FFER25B2 You simply must read it, friend, it'll save your life... and maybe even your soul! Please, take my copy and spread the word! FFER25C1 Yes, it teaches us how to live, and how to return to the paradise that was! Truly, it is our guide through this wasted land. FFER25C1 Please, take these as my thanks. So many of us owe our lives to your great work. Bless you. FFER25C2 Oh, yes, of course! Please, accept this. It's all I have, but surely I owe everything to the lessons in your holy guide. Bless you. FFER57SlaverA1 Yeah, okay, sure. If you see them, feel free to shoot them for me. Runners aren't worth the trouble of bringing them in. FFER57SlaverA2 Okay, I'll bite. Here's 50 caps. Now where are those damn runners? FFER57SlaverA3 Thanks, friend. You might stop by Paradise Falls if you like this kind of work. FFER57SlaverA4 You'd better not be screwin' with me. FFER57SlaverA5 You don't seem to realize who you're dealing with. FFER57SlaverA7 Take me for an easy mark, eh? Bad move. FFER66UncleLeoCarryA1 You've been worried about me? Oh, because of the trouble I ran into with the humans last time. FFER66UncleLeoCarryA1 There is no point in carrying your worry around with you for so long. If I did that, I would never take one more step. FFER66UncleLeoCarryA2 I'm glad you are happy. That seems to me to be rather uncommon. FFER66UncleLeoCarryA2 Many people I meet carry so much worry about the future and anger about the past I am surprised they can even move. FFER66UncleLeoCarryA2 I will try to be more like you. Perhaps that is why our paths continue to cross. Thank you for sharing your happiness with me. FFER66UncleLeoCarryA3 You may be right. Most people I meet seem to feel the same way. FFER66UncleLeoCarryA3 I used to carry around much anger about my past, and fear about what would happen to me next. FFER66UncleLeoCarryA3 But it became so heavy I was not able to take even a single step. So I had to put it all down. FFER66UncleLeoCarryA3 It may be that I'm just not as strong as most people. I will have to think on these things. FFER66UncleLeoGreetA1 I was driven out by my brothers. FFER66UncleLeoGreetA1 I tried to get them to understand that there was more to life than fighting and killing, but they wouldn't listen. FFER66UncleLeoGreetA1 Now I wander the Wasteland, hoping to find some meaning to life before I die. FFER66UncleLeoGreetA2 Ah, you joke with me. I understand. A dog on a bicycle would be laughable, ridiculous, just like me. FFER66UncleLeoGreetA3 Don't worry, I'm not offended. I know that I am a hideous monstrosity, fit only to be hunted down and killed. FFER66UncleLeoLuckA1 Maybe. FFER66UncleLeoLuckA2 Maybe. FFER66UncleLeoLuckB1 After we last met, I was climbing a small hill when the ground crumbled beneath me and I fell into a dark pit. FFER66UncleLeoLuckB1 My leg was hurt in the fall, so I couldn't climb out. FFER66UncleLeoLuckB2 After we last met, I was climbing a small hill when the ground crumbled beneath me and I fell into a dark pit. FFER66UncleLeoLuckB2 My leg was hurt in the fall, so I couldn't climb out. FFER66UncleLeoLuckB3 After we last met, I was climbing a small hill when the ground crumbled beneath me and I fell into a dark pit. FFER66UncleLeoLuckB3 My leg was hurt in the fall, so I couldn't climb out. FFER66UncleLeoLuckC1 Maybe. FFER66UncleLeoLuckC1 After I had rested, I looked around. I was in an old basement. There were bottles of pure water stacked everywhere. FFER66UncleLeoLuckC2 True. FFER66UncleLeoLuckC2 After I had rested, I looked around. I was in an old basement. There were bottles of pure water stacked everywhere. FFER66UncleLeoLuckC3 Of course. I'm sorry. You're really the only person I have to talk to. I forget myself sometimes. FFER66UncleLeoLuckD1 Maybe. FFER66UncleLeoLuckD1 I gathered up all I could carry, and once my leg felt better I climbed out of the hole and went on my way. FFER66UncleLeoLuckD1 The next day, I came upon a group of humans. Usually your people leave me alone, but they saw the water I was carrying and attacked. FFER66UncleLeoLuckD1 I dropped the water and ran for my life. I'm afraid my brothers would find me very contemptible. FFER66UncleLeoLuckD2 I wish I had some to give you, but I'm afraid I lost it all. FFER66UncleLeoLuckD2 I gathered up all I could carry, and once my leg felt better I climbed out of the hole and went on my way. FFER66UncleLeoLuckD2 The next day, I came upon a group of humans. Usually your people leave me alone, but they saw the water I was carrying and attacked. FFER66UncleLeoLuckD2 I dropped the water and ran for my life. I'm afraid my brothers would find me very contemptible. FFER66UncleLeoLuckD3 Of course. I'm sorry. Other than you, I only have myself to talk to. I know very little about civilized conversation. FFER66UncleLeoLuckE1 Maybe. I might not have met you today if those humans hadn't chased me. FFER66UncleLeoLuckE2 Maybe. I might not have met you today if those humans hadn't chased me. FFER66UncleLeoLuckE3 You're a good friend to have such patience with me. I'm glad you listened even though you didn't want to. FFER66UncleLeoRob1 I'm sorry, I've been a poor host. Please, take this. It isn't much, but I want you to have it. FFER66UncleLeoRobA1 I know it isn't much, but it's all I have. FFER66UncleLeoRobA1 Have you ever watched the moon rise over the Wasteland? I wish I could have given you something as wonderful as that. FFER66UncleLeoRobA2 No, you're not. I want you to take it as a gift. I meant to give it to you anyway. FFER66UncleLeoRobA2 Have you ever watched the moon rise over the Wasteland? I only wish I had something as wonderful as that to give you. FFER66UncleLeoRobA3 Well, please give the clothes to someone who needs them. FFER66UncleLeoRobA3 I'm sorry for annoying you. Maybe it's best that I leave you now. FFER66UncleLeoSupermutants Maybe you don't know where we come from -- Super Mutants, I mean. We aren't born this way. We are created. FFER66UncleLeoSupermutants In the cold, dark, metal place, where my brothers bring their captives, endlessly trying to make more of us. FFER66UncleLeoSupermutants It was something I could not do. I tried to get them to stop. But they wouldn't listen. They would have killed me if I had not run away. FFER66UncleLeoWhoAreYouTopic I don't know. I've always called myself that. FFER66UncleLeoWhoAreYouTopic Maybe it was my name before I became... this. Maybe I read it in a book a long time ago. FFER69SlaveA1 Do you know Hannibal Hamlin? Do you know where the temple is? FFER69SlaveA2 Thank you, friend. We won't forget this. FFER69SlaveA3 We just came from that place, and I know who lives there. FFER69SlaveA3 If you're going to act like a Slaver, then you can die like one. FFER69SlaveA4 Fine. We need to be on our way then. FFEScavengerBarterTopic Whatever I managed to pick up out there. Some pistols, rifles, and assorted ammunition. FFEScavengerBarterTopic Alright, sure, why not? Plenty to go around, if you got the caps that is. FFEScavengerBarterTopic Alright, sure, why not? Plenty to go around, if you got the caps that is. FFEScavengerBarterTopic Alright, sure, why not? Plenty to go around, if you got the caps that is. FFEScavengerBarterTopic Mainly food and beverages. Plenty to go around, if you got the caps to pay for them that is. FFEScavengerBarterTopic Sure. Have a look. I guess folks in Megaton won't be needing them anymore. FFEScavengerBarterTopic I have a few things. May as well sell them to you as cart them all the way back to Megaton. FFEScavengerBarterTopic Take a look. Welcome to ... Godforsaken Hellhole! Not much to look at, but it's all mine. Ha ha ha! FFEScavengerBarterTopic Everything has its price. Take a look and make me an offer. FFEScavengerBarterTopic A few odds and ends. FFEScavengerBarterTopic If the price is right. Make me an offer. FFEScavengerBarterTopic Various things. You never know what might come in handy. FFEScavengerBarterTopic You might be surprised at what you can use to keep a robot working. FFEScavengerBarterTopic Have a look and see for yourself. FFEScavengerBarterTopic Various things. You never know what might come in handy. FFEScavengerBarterTopic You might be surprised at what you can use to keep a robot working. FFEScavengerBarterTopic Have a look and see for yourself. FFEScavengerRepairTopic Let me take a look. FFEScavengerRepairTopic No problem, as long as you're good for it. FFEScavengerRepairTopic Sure, I can fix most anything. Let me see what you've got. FFEU01A1 You just saved my life. I won't forget it. FFEU01A2 Yeah, that's what I figured. Can you at least shoot me in the head before you leave? I'm out of ammo or I'd do it myself. FFEU01A3 I know you're probably just yanking my chain, but it's not like I'm going anywhere. You know where to find me, ha ha ha. FFEU03A1 Yeah, you're probably right. Besides, just as likely you'd wait for us to finish each other off then take it all for yourself. FFEU03A1 It was all nice and simple until you showed up. No point in us killing each other so you can walk off with all the water... fine. We'll split it. FFEU03A1 I guess I'll take being robbed over being killed. But I don't have to like it. Take your water and get the hell out of here. FFEU03A2 Oh yeah? We had a friendly dispute going here before you went and stuck your nose in. Come on, take him out! FFEU03A2 If that's the way you want it. FFEU03A3 Done. FFEU03A3 I hope you shoot as quick as you talk. You got a deal. Take 'em out! FFEU03A4 Damn straight. And I'd advise you to just keep on walking. FFEU03Topic Back off! We found it first. FFEU03Topic I don't see what that has to do with anything. We need this water, and we're taking it. FFEU03Topic You're not going anywhere with our water. FFEU03Topic Lower your weapons, goddammit! I'm not looking for a fight. We just need this water! FFEU03Topic You got the one on the left, Billy! If he takes one more step, let him have it. FFEU03Topic We ain't afraid of you. If you want a fight, we'll give it to you. Now just take it easy! FFEU03Topic You're not taking our water! FFEU09A1 Hey, hey. I didn't mean anything by it. Just trying to get by out here in the Wastes, you know? FFEU09A1 It won't happen again, uh, sir. FFEU09A1 Hey, hey. I didn't mean anything by it. Just trying to get by out here in the Wastes, you know? FFEU09A1 It won't happen again, uh, sir. I mean, um, ma'am. FFEU09A2 You got yourself a deal. Um, what happens next... Oh, right. I'm gonna go. FFEU09A2 What? You don't have even have 5 caps! Stop jerking off and hand everything over. FFEU09A3 Alright. Alright. I wasn't going to shoot you. Damn gun's outta shells, anyway. FFEU09A3 Look. This is embarrassing. I'm just going to go, okay? FFEU09A4 What? How did you know that? FFEU09A4 I mean ... ah, shit. Look. I'm just gonna go. Forget about it. FFEU09A5 You've done this before, haven't you? Fine time for me to be out of bullets... FFEU09A6 Ah, man. Now I have to kill you... Dammit, I'm out of bullets, too... FFEU10A1 I've been wondering about that for an hour, now. FFEU10A1 I think it's stuck in some sort of loop. I tried fixing it, but all those switches and circuits are beyond me. FFEU10A1 Yeah. I'm about ready to smash the damn thing and move on. FFEU10A3 Huh, what? Oh, yeah. That's funny. FFEU10A3 This robot is stuck in some sort of loop. It's been prattling about houses and supplies for an hour. FFEU10A3 I've given up on trying to fix it. FFEU10A4 Hey, you really know robots, huh? Great to meet another mechanic. FFEU10A4 I stumbled across this model a while ago. I just can't seem to fix it. FFEU10B1 Thanks! If you get it working, I have a couple of energy cells you can have. Just come back to me when you're done. FFEU10B2 I could give you some old energy cells I have. They might be worth a few caps at the nearest town. FFEU10B3 Well, I'm not gonna stay here and listen to your bullying. Forget it. FFEU10B3 I'm outta here. Good luck with that robot. Jackass. FFEU10B4 Great. Just between us mechanics, try some Mentats before you tackle that robot. They really clear your head. FFEU10B4 I know they're addictive, but hey, that's just the sort of risk professionals like us take, right? Here, I've got a few. FFEU10B5 Yeah, no problem. Come back if you decide to help. FFEU10C1 Well, I guess that's fair. I'll throw in 100 caps if you fix the robot, plus the two energy cells. FFEU10C2 Alright. Fix that robot, and I'll give you some energy cells. Good luck. FFEU10C3 Suit yourself. Offer's here if you want it. FFEU10D1 Thanks. Nice to meet a fellow mechanic out here in the Wasteland. Here's your payment. FFEU10D1 Thanks. Nice to meet a fellow mechanic out here in the Wasteland. Here's your payment. FFEU10D2 It was? I had no idea, thanks. FFEU10D2 Here, take these for helping me out. FFEU10D2 It was? I had no idea, thanks. FFEU10D2 Here, take these for helping me out. FFEU10D3 What the hell, man? Why would you even do that? FFEU10D3 Forget you. I'm outta here. Stay away from machines in the future, especially mine. FFEU10RobotTalk1 I give up. You're not getting any more fixed with me just talking to you. FFEU10RobotTalk1 There's no sense in trying to fix this heap of junk. Dammit. FFEU10RobotTalk1 I just have no idea what to do with you. FFEU10RobotTalk1 You're not inside a house, robot. Why do you think you are? FFEU10RobotTalk1 There's nothing wrong with the outside of you. Something wrong with the inside, then? FFEU10RobotTalk1 This isn't a building robot, I keep telling you... FFEU10RobotTalk1 The dog is dead. Please go to the pound to obtain a new one. FFEU10RobotTalk1 Lawnmower in need of maintenance. Please repair to keep grass freshly cut. FFEU10RobotTalk1 Out of dog food for animal, designation "Fluffy." Please purchase more food to ensure optimal health. FFEU10RobotTalk1 House is gone. Please contact your local planning authority to construct a new residence. FFEU10RobotTalk1 Current paperwork on residence now 220 years out of date. Please contact local planning authorities to obtain new paperwork. FFEU10RobotTalk1 No furniture detected in current residence. Please visit your local shopping area to make appropriate purchases. FFEU13A1 Thanks! You're Mecha-tastic! FFEU13A1 Thanks! You're Ant-tastic! FFEU13A2 Oh, alright. I was going to use this money to buy food, but you're worth it, Mechanist! FFEU13A2 Oh, alright. I was going to use this money to buy food, but you're worth it, AntAgonizer! FFEU13A3 Would it ever! You're the best, Mechanist! I'll never forget this! FFEU13A3 Would it ever! You're the best, AntAgonizer! I'll never forget this! FFEU13A4 Aww... okay. Goodbye, Mechanist. Nice meeting you. FFEU13A4 Aww... okay. Goodbye, AntAgonizer. Nice meeting you. FFEU18RaiderTaunt Just say the word and it's all over. Course then we'd have to skin you alive and eat your liver. FFEU18RaiderTaunt Pain! Pain is your only friend! FFEU18RaiderTaunt Don't flinch, you coward! FFEU18RaiderTaunt Are you gonna cry? Come on, cry for me! FFEU18RaiderTaunt You think you're good enough to run with us? FFEU18RaiderTaunt That's right. Love the pain! Embrace the pain! FFEU18RaiderTaunt Pain is your friend. FFEU19MineTopic1 Careful! What if it's armed? FFEU19MineTopic2 Ha! You're as cowardly as a Brahmin! Watch this... FFEU20A1 I saw life! Life is returning to the Wastes! The Great One brings it to all of us! FFEU20A2 I've seen the ground reaching to the sky with its outstretched arms. The Wasteland is reborn! FFEU20A3 Don't you see? The Great One has gifted us all! It's a second chance! FFEU21Topic Sorry, miss, but we need to ask you a few questions. FFEU21Topic We need to know where you got that suit. FFEU21Topic I'm from Vault 101! Please, you've got to help me. FFEU21Topic Of course. We are always ready to assist American citizens in distress. Can you tell us where your Vault is? FFEU21Topic I've got the location right here on my Pip-Boy. Why? FFEU21Topic Excellent. That's all we need from her. Open fire. FFEU51CannibalTopic Ha ha ha. The very best kind. Try some, you've never tasted sweeter, I'll warrant. FFEU55A1 They're-they're all dead... burned Grayditch right to the ground! Those things... they came out of nowhere! You've got to run! Run! FFEU55A2 They're-they're all dead... burned Grayditch right to the ground! Those things... they came out of nowhere! You've got to run! Run! FFEU55A3 They're-they're all dead... burned Grayditch right to the ground! Those things... they came out of nowhere! You've got to run! Run! FFEU56A1 Tracked you using the Geomapper. Reilly sent me to find you so I could bring you this. FFEU56A2 Looking for you. I tracked you using your Geomapper. Reilly sent me to find you so I could bring you this. FFEU56A2 Nice. So that's the thanks I get for coming all this way to bring you this? FFEU56A3 In a way. I tracked you using your Geomapper. Reilly sent me to find you so I could bring you this. FFEU56B1 Not a thing. Rangers take care of their own. You watch your ass out here and come back alive! FFEU56B1 Nothing. That's not how it works. But maybe next time you'll think about helping out a fellow Ranger in trouble. FFEU56B2 No problem. Once a Ranger, always a Ranger. Take care of yourself! FFEU56B3 You earned it. Rangers take care of their own. You watch your ass out here and come back alive! FFEU56B3 You earned it... last time. Rangers take care of their own, remember? Alright, I'm out of here. FFEU57A1 Thanks! The whole Vault's doing pretty well. FFEU57A1 I'm just out taking care a little trading, now, but they've got the place in much better shape than when you left. FFEU57A2 Hey, you're not the only one who can get used to the outdoors, you know! The whole Vault's doing pretty well, as if you care. FFEU57B1 I'm sorry, but that still can't happen. As much as we owe you, there are still a lot of people who blame you for all the deaths. FFEU57B1 It's not fair, I know, but it's the way it is. I know Amata still misses you. FFEU57B2 I know. It's not fair, it really isn't, but it's just the way it has to be. I know Amata still misses you. FFEU57C1 Oh, I will. They'll be glad to hear from you. Oh, and here: have some fresh water from the Vault. FFEU57C1 I guess it's pretty hard to find it out here, and maybe it'll be a taste of home for you. Take care out here, and thanks again. FFEU57C2 Yeah, I guess I should be getting back. I'll tell Amata you're okay, she'll be happy to hear that. FFEU57C2 Oh, and here: have some fresh water from the Vault. I guess it's pretty hard to find it out here. Take care out here, and thanks again. FFEU57C3 Then I guess things worked out pretty well, huh? Take care of yourself out here. And thanks again - you've given the Vault a whole new life. FFHitSquadBargain1 Haha! No... No. I don't think so. FFHitSquadBargain1 Haha! No... No. I don't think so. FFHitSquadBargain2 Ha! I love it when they go down fighting! FFHitSquadBargain2 Ha! I love it when they go down fighting! FFOutcastsCallcasdin Protector Casdin, sir! We've got a local interested in the job! FFOutcastsCombatGreet1 Keep your head down, idiot! Raider incoming! FFOutcastsGreeting1A Well, pass through some other direction. Or else you'll be "passing on." FFOutcastsGreeting1A Don't shoot at me or my friends, I think we'll get along just fine! FFOutcastsGreeting1A Defender Anne Marie Morgan, with the Outcasts. FFOutcastsGreeting1A But all you need to know is that I've got a gun and a low tolerance for screwing around. FFOutcastsGreeting1B You haven't been with the Brotherhood for very long if you think we're your troops. FFOutcastsGreeting1B And since you're on our base, it looks like you won't be with them for very long, either. FFOutcastsGreeting1B You won't see it many other places, either. Our job is to make sure it stays out of the hands of raiders, tribals, and the other crazies out there. FFOutcastsGreeting1B We're called the Outcasts. I'm Protector Casdin, and I'm in charge of protecting this sort of technology from abuse and misuse. FFOutcastsGreeting1B Pop had an encyclopedia. He was real proud of it. FFOutcastsGreeting1B Encyclopedia Atomica, Volume VIII, Radiology - Saskatchewan. I must have read it about a thousand times. FFOutcastsGreeting1B I wonder if they ever wrote a sequel? FFOutcastsGreeting1B Yeah, that's what they all say. Usually just before stepping on a landmine. FFOutcastsGreeting1B I'm Defender Anne Marie Morgan with the Outcasts. Steer clear of here, and you should be able to continue with that whole "not dying" plan. FFOutcastsGreeting1C
FFOutcastsGreeting1C You've either got a death wish, or a pair of stones bigger than hand grenades. FFOutcastsGreeting1C Say, you seem to have some smarts in you, and with your sort of guts, maybe you can help us out. Interested in collecting technology for us? FFOutcastsGreeting1C
FFOutcastsGreeting1C You've either got a death wish, or the biggest pair of stones ever sported by a woman. FFOutcastsGreeting1C Say, you seem to have some smarts in you, and with your sort of guts, maybe you can help us out. Interested in collecting technology for us? FFOutcastsGreeting1C Then I think we'd have a problem. And you don't want to be a problem around here. FFOutcastsGreeting1C Protector Casdin, he says I got a real knack for solving problems. FFOutcastsGreeting1C Yeah, the red would never go with all this brown. But if we remodel and still need a corpse, we'll call you, 'kay? FFOutcastsGreeting1C I'm Defender Anne Marie Morgan, with the Outcasts. Good to have someone else out here who can keep up. FFOutcastsGreeting1D You're damned right you will. Now, get. FFOutcastsGreeting1D Wrong answer, scum. FFOutcastsRewardAmmo1 Here you go. Try not to use it all in one place, unless you have to. FFOutcastsRewardAmmo1 Here's hoping you don't have to use it. But who am I kidding? FFOutcastsRewardGrenades Be careful. These can pack quite a pop. FFOutcastsRewardGrenades Always a popular choice, these. Enjoy. FFOutcastsRewardRadAway Useful stuff out there. Hope you don't have to use too much. FFOutcastsRewardRadAway Can't stand this stuff, myself. Goes through me like a rampaging Brahmin. FFOutcastsRewardStimpaks Here. Everyone's favorite. What would we do without them? FFOutcastsRewardStimpaks Here, enjoy them in good health. Or, at least, when you'd like to be in good health. FFOutcastsTech1 I see you've got some of our Power Armor there. I'll just take that off your hands. FFOutcastsTech1 I'm sure you just found it in the Wastes and you're returning it to us, right? Because you'd have to be a real moron to try to turn it in for pay. FFOutcastsTech1 Now, let's see what else you've got. FFOutcastsTech1 Let's see what you've got. FFOutcastsTechAlienBlaster What in the world? FFOutcastsTechAlienBlaster Yes, I think the boys down in the lab would be very interested in this. You did right to bring this to us! FFOutcastsTechAlienBlaster Now, what would you like in return for this amazing find? FFOutcastsTechAlienCell Interesting. Very interesting. FFOutcastsTechAlienCell This definitely bears some study. Now, how would you like your payment? FFOutcastsTechEnclavePA Well I'll be damned. The Advanced Power Armor Mark II. This is superb. Absolutely superb. FFOutcastsTechEnclavePA Now, what can I give you in return? FFOutcastsTechEnclavePAHelmet This is some pretty heavy-duty stuff. We'll take good care of it. FFOutcastsTechEnclavePAHelmet Now, what can I give you in return? FFOutcastsTechInfo Power armor, energy weapons, and all sorts of advanced technology. Even some junk like sensor units or spare parts can be useful. FFOutcastsTechInfo Some of it goes into the archives, some of it gets used to repair our own gear. Either way, it's better in our hands than lying around out there. FFOutcastsTechLaserPistol We can always use another one of these. FFOutcastsTechLaserPistol How'd you like your payment? FFOutcastsTechLaserRifle We can always use another one of these. FFOutcastsTechLaserRifle How'd you like your payment? FFOutcastsTechPlasmaPistol Pretty rare piece of equipment, this. Good find. FFOutcastsTechPlasmaPistol How'd you like your payment? FFOutcastsTechPlasmaRifle Pretty rare piece of equipment, this. Good find. FFOutcastsTechPlasmaRifle How'd you like your payment? FFOutcastsTechPowerArmor Always good to have another of these in the vaults. FFOutcastsTechPowerArmor How'd you like your payment? FFOutcastsTechPowerArmorHelmet Not much good on its own, but the optics are useful, at least. FFOutcastsTechPowerArmorHelmet How'd you like your payment? FFOutcastsTechSensorUnit It's practically junk, but we can get some use out of it. FFOutcastsTechSensorUnit How'd you like your payment? FFOutcastsTechSpareParts It's practically junk, but we can get some use out of it. FFOutcastsTechSpareParts How'd you like your payment? FFOutcastsTechTeslaArmor You'd better believe it. I haven't seen a suit like this in a long time. FFOutcastsTechTeslaArmor And what would you like for this little surprise? FFOutcastsTechX Okay, then. FFOutcastsTrust You've definitely proven your worth. I'll make sure to tell our people on patrol that you're a friend of the Outcasts. FFOutcastsWork1 Nope. Sorry. Protector Casdin says the locals around here are barely smarter than the Mole Rats. FFOutcastsWork1 But Morgan said we might have some work for an outsider. Talk with her, if you're really interested. FFOutcastsWork1 Nope. Sorry. Protector Casdin says the locals around here are barely smarter than the Mole Rats. FFOutcastsWork1 But Morgan said we might have some work for an outsider. Talk with her, if you're really interested. FFOutcastsWork1 We aren't recruiting, kid. Old sap Lyons might trust walk-ins, but we don't. FFOutcastsWork1 But if you want to help out... well, we might be able to work out a deal. FFOutcastsWork1 You bring in technological devices, and we'll pay you a finder's fee, based on the device. But Protector Casdin would have to okay it, first. FFOutcastWork2A We may be the best-equipped people in the world, but we've still only got so many people out there looking to recover the past's technology. FFOutcastWork2A Locals like you can cover more of the Wastes to uncover technological relics like Power Armor or power cells. FFOutcastWork2A We know their value better than any junk-trader, and we've got more ammo stores, so you can expect a better trade for the tech. FFOutcastWork2A It's simple enough. Bring in technological devices, and we'll pay you for what you find. FFOutcastWork2A Big things like power armor or energy weapons are best, but we'll take things like sensor units or spare parts, too. You never know what's important. FFOutcastWork2A In return, we'll pay you with your choice of .556 ammo, grenades, stimpaks, or Rad-Away. I'll bet they're more useful to you out there, anyway. FFOutcastWork2B Okay, but first you'll have to talk with Protector Casdin. You can work out the details with him. FFOutcastWork2B That's what I like to hear! You can start immediately. FFOutcastWork2B You'll report directly to me: I'll take in your gear and dole out your pay. Now get cracking! FFOutcastWork2C Suit yourself. Why don't you go talk with Lyons? He's always got time for your kind. FFOutcastWork2C Take all the time you need. But don't waste my time until you're ready to take the job. FFPAGunnyChatter Now look, to wear Power Armor, first thing you need to do is relax your muscles. Let the suit do the work. Okay? Now, you... FFPAPermission Why yes. Yes, indeed, there is someone. Our intrepid Paladin Gunny trains all Initiates in the use of Power Armor. When they�re ready. FFPAPermission Under the circumstances, I will allow Gunny to train you as well. FFPAPermission You�ll find him in the Bailey. I will send word that I have given my approval. FFPAPermission Hmm... Considering the circumstances, I think it would be prudent if you received such training, yes. FFPAPermission Speak to Gunny, in the Bailey. He will train you in the proper use of Power Armor. Fear not, I will send word that I have given my approval. FFPAPermission You�ll find him in the Bailey. I will send word that I have given my approval. FFPAPermission Under the circumstances, I will allow Paladin Gunny to train you. You�ll find him in the Bailey. FFPATraining Heard you were coming. Yeah, I can train you. But don�t ask me to like it. My Initiates sweat blood, and you just get a free pass? FFPATraining Anyway... you ready for this? FFPAWho Paladin Gunny instructs all Initiates in the use of Power Armor, but only after they've undergone a rigorous training regimen. FFPAWho Considering all that�s happened, my father may grant you special permission. But you�ll need to ask him yourself. FFPAWho That would be me. But that ain�t gonna happen. Not unless Elder Lyons himself gives you the all clear. FFPAWho You get permission from the old man, and I�ll teach you all you need to know. Otherwise, I�ve got enough brats to babysit. FFPAWho Hmph. Typical. Surrounded by the keenest scientific minds in the Capital Wasteland, but do you thirst for our knowledge, our experience? No. FFPAWho All you Wastelanders want to do is put on that damn Power Armor and join the ranks of the skull-thumping tin soldiers. FFPAWho So be it. Talk to Elder Lyons -- I�m sure he�ll grant permission for the training, which our gunnery sergeant can provide. FFPAWho I�m sure Gunny could train you, but he won�t. Not without permission from Elder Lyons. You should ask him... he�s usually near the Lab. FFPAWho Paladin Gunny can train you, but you�ll need permission from Elder Lyons first. You can usually find him near the Lab. FFPAWho Of course. But you'd have to secure the permission of Elder Lyons and well... I just don't see that happening. So move along. FFPFBronsonGateBooze Now that... That sounds like a plan. Imma run for it! FFPFBronsonGateForgetIt Forget what? FFPFBuySchematics Yeah, pretty much. Take it apart, put it back together. It ain't hard. Sometimes I design my own weapons too. FFPFBuySchematics1 You know, this and that but... I made this kickass rifle. Fires railroad spikes. It will fuck a dude up, man. FFPFBuySchematics2 You ain't got no artistic sense, man. There are a million different ways to kill someone, all it takes is a little imagination. FFPFGiveGift1 If it keeps you happy and your gun in your holster, then it's well worth it to me. FFPFGiveGift1 Anytime, man. Any time at all. FFPFGiveGift1 Sure will. Sure will... FFPFGiveGift2 If it keeps you happy and your gun in your holster, then it's well worth it to me. FFPFGiveGift2 Anytime, man. Any time at all. FFPFGiveGift2 No problem at all. FFPFProntoSupplies Well, the guys usually bring in what they grab on missions. I mean, you always got to kill a few people when you're gathering meat. FFPFProntoSupplies You know, they've got some guards, the dad thinks he's a hero and pulls a gun, whatever. So, they bring that crap in here and trade it. FFPFProntoSupplies But, mostly the only stuff I get is from these guys. And they keep the good stuff for themselves. FFPFProntoSupplies1 Yeah, pretty much. Greedy assholes. I don't know how I'm supposed to pull down a living over here when they don't trade fair. FFPFProntoSupplies1a I'd have to have some decent supplies to trade for them. If I have more things that these douchebags want, they'll bring me better stuff to trade. FFPFProntoSupplies1a But you know, I'm a one man operation here. Not like I get out a lot. Pretty much, my business is at the mercy of assholes. Fuckin' free market, man. FFPFProntoSupplies1a1 Yeah... you know, I could really get this little shithole going if I had some better stuff. FFPFProntoSupplies1a1 First thing's first, bring me some Chinese Assault Rifles. People always need 'em for parts. Twenty should get me going. FFPFProntoSupplies1a1 I'll trade 'em off and I should be able to improve my stock pretty fast. FFPFProntoSupplies1a1a Alright, twenty Chinese Assault Rifles and we're in business. Just bring any you find back to me. FFPFProntoSupplies1a1a Any piece of shit will do, I'm just going to be breaking them apart and trading the parts. FFPFProntoSupplies1a1a You know where to find me. FFPFProntoSupplies1a1b Well, I can't really kick much your way now but once I get running, I'll be able to offer you much better stuff. FFPFProntoSupplies1a1b And of course, as my business partner, you'll get a discount on everything. FFPFProntoSupplies1a1c Well, whatever, man. I don't need to like you to do business with you. If you want to get something going, you know where to find me. FFPFProntoSupplies1a1c Did you need anything else? FFPFProntoSupplies1a2 Yeah, it is. Is there anything else you need? FFPFProntoSupplies1a3 Yeah, whatever asshole. Shut up and buy something. FFPFProntoSupplies1b Because there's only one of me, man. I know you're new here, but you piss too many people off around here and you'll have trouble on your hands. FFPFProntoSupplies1b And by "trouble" I mean "end up in the pens or hanging from the sign out front". No thanks. FFPFProntoSupplies1b But, if you know of anyway I could get some better stock in here, maybe we could work something out. FFPFProntoSupplies1b It'd give me more to trade and give those animals out there more reason to open up their pockets. FFPFProntoSupplies1b1 Yeah... you know, I could really get this little shithole going if I had some better stuff. FFPFProntoSupplies1b1 First thing's first, bring me some Chinese Assault Rifles. People always need 'em for parts. Twenty should get me going. FFPFProntoSupplies1b1 I'll trade 'em off and I should be able to improve my stock pretty fast. FFPFProntoSupplies1b2 Yeah, it is. Is there anything else you need? FFPFProntoSupplies1b3 Yeah, whatever asshole. Shut up and buy something. FFPFProntoSupplies2 Hey, man. Rude. You don't like it, shop somewhere else. FFPFProntoSupplies2 But yeah, those greedy assholes... I don't know how I'm supposed to pull down a living over here when they don't trade fair. FFPFProntoSupplies3 Yeah, no one wants to hear me bitch about my problems. What else do you need, man? FFPFProntoTradeChineseAssaultRifles Yeah? You got some? FFPFProntoTradeChineseAssaultRifles1 Alright, I'll just take it off your hands then... but I still need more. Come back when you have some to trade. FFPFProntoTradeChineseAssaultRifles10 All right, I'll just take them off your hands then... but I still need more. Come back when you have some to trade. FFPFProntoTradeChineseAssaultRifles2 Alright, I'll just take those off your hands then... now let me just see how many more I need... FFPFProntoTradeChineseAssaultRifles3 Alright, I'll just take those off your hands then... now let me just see how many more I need... FFPFProntoTradeChineseAssaultRifles4 Alright, I'll just take those off your hands then... now let me just see how many more I need... FFPFProntoTradeChineseAssaultRifles5 Alright, I'll just take those off your hands then... now let me just see how many more I need... FFPFProntoTradeChineseAssaultRifles6 Alright, I'll just take those off your hands then... now let me just see how many more I need... FFPFProntoTradeChineseAssaultRifles7 Alright, I'll just take those off your hands then... now let me just see how many more I need... FFPFProntoTradeChineseAssaultRifles8 Alright, I'll just take those off your hands then... now let me just see how many more I need... FFPFProntoTradeChineseAssaultRifles9 Alright, I'll just take those off your hands then... now let me just see how many more I need... FFPFProntoTradeChineseAssaultRiflesEND Your call, man. But if I'm gonna get this place going again, I'm gonna need a lot of something to trade. FFPFProntoTradeChineseAssaultRiflesEnough1 That should be it! Give me a few days to spread the word around. I should be resupplied pretty quick. FFPFProntoTradeChineseAssaultRiflesEnough1 Thanks for your help, man. I could have never done this without you. Just for you: a 20% discount at the new and improved Lock and Load. FFPFProntoTradeChineseAssaultRiflesEnough1 Not bad, not bad. I still need some more though. Keep 'em comin', man. FFPFProntoTradeChineseAssaultRiflesEnough2 That should be it! Give me a few days to spread the word around. I should be resupplied pretty quick. FFPFProntoTradeChineseAssaultRiflesEnough2 Thanks for your help, man. I could have never done this without you. Just for you: a 20% discount at the new and improved Lock and Load. FFPFProntoTradeChineseAssaultRiflesEnough2 Not bad, not bad. I still need some more though. Keep 'em comin', man. FFPFSlaveGateIsOpen What? No, I never said that. FFPFSlaveGateIsOpen Ain't got no use for one. Lost most of my hair a long time ago, y'see? FFPFSlaveGateIsOpen Ain't had enough to drink. Can't go nowheres. FFPFSlaveGateIsOpen Now's our chance! Let's go! FFPFSlaveGateIsOpen Freedom! FFRadioSignal01Topic
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FleeResponse Get back here, you fucking coward! FleeResponse Goddamnit! FollowerRK5Purchase1 Of course you would, of course! Well, it just happens that I've got a beaut of a deal on this customized Gutsy. FollowerRK5Purchase1 And it's not just "Mister" Gutsy - he's a full fledged sergeant! "Sergeant RL-3" to be precise, the pride of General Atomics International. FollowerRK5Purchase1 Comes complete with a simulated personality unit, so he's good protection and good company, too! And all yours for just 1000 caps. FollowerRK5Purchase1 I'm afraid these 'bots are all spoken for, I'm just delivering them now. I've got a custom Gutsy that isn't spoken for but... FollowerRK5Purchase1 Well, RL-3's a bit finicky about the company he keeps. And I don't think he likes the look of you. Nothing personal, of course. FollowerRK5Purchase2a Hey, I said it was a beaut of a deal, didn't I? FollowerRK5Purchase2a But to tell the truth, RL-3's a bit picky about the company he keeps, and he won't let himself get sold to just anyone. FollowerRK5Purchase2a Makes him a bit of a tough lot to sell, if you know what I mean. But he seems to like you, so I'm not gonna complain! FollowerRK5Purchase2a General Atomics International programmed him to be a perfect soldier, and his simulated personality is designed to follow strict codes of conduct. FollowerRK5Purchase2a It's just that some of those codes were a little less-defined than others. So he won't travel with anyone he considers "too extreme." FollowerRK5Purchase2a And sadly, his version of "too extreme" seems to cover both sides of the coin - slavers and saints alike. Sorry, pal. FollowerRK5Purchase2B Trust me, friend, Tinker Joe does not turn down the opportunity to make a sale. If that Gutsy would go with you, I'd sell him in a heartbeat. FollowerRK5Purchase2B It's just that his programming's a bit off. He won't travel with anyone he considers "too extreme." FollowerRK5Purchase2B And sadly, his version of "too extreme" seems to cover both sides of the coin - slavers and saints alike. Sorry, pal. FollowerRK5Purchase2B Trust me, friend, Tinker Joe does not turn down the opportunity to make a sale. If that Gutsy would go with you, I'd sell him in a heartbeat. FollowerRK5Purchase2B It's just that his programming's a bit off. He won't travel with anyone he considers "too extreme." FollowerRK5Purchase2B And sadly, his version of "too extreme" seems to cover both sides of the coin - slavers and saints alike. Sorry, pal. FollowerRK5Purchase2B Trust me, friend, Tinker Joe does not turn down the opportunity to make a sale. If that Gutsy would go with you, I'd sell him in a heartbeat. FollowerRK5Purchase2B It's just that his programming's a bit off. He won't travel with anyone he considers "too extreme." FollowerRK5Purchase2B You're going to have to let your other friend go. Until then, I'll hold on to him for you. FollowerRK5Purchase2B To tell the truth, it is a little trouble. But he can't help the way he got built. FollowerRK5Purchase2B General Atomics programmed the Mister Gutsy to be a good soldier, but their definitions were a bit vague. So a lot of units had... issues. FollowerRK5Purchase2B So we got a gung-ho, robotic soldier that's picky about the company he keeps. But he seems to like you, so it'll be fine. FollowerRK5Purchase3A That's a hard bargain. But if I wake up with that thing playing revelry at me one more time, I'll go insane. FollowerRK5Purchase3A I'll just transfer the codes, and you've got a deal, friend. Here's hoping for the best for you and the Sergeant alike! FollowerRK5Purchase3A I'll just transfer the codes, and you've got a deal, friend. Here's hoping for the best for you and the Sergeant alike! FollowerRK5Purchase3A Well now, that's a problem. But start saving now and maybe I'll run into you again, huh? FollowerRK5Purchase3B You say that now, but you might end up reconsidering that when you're surrounded by radscorpions. FollowerRK5Purchase3B But if you do, and you're still alive to find me again, the offer'll still stand. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharon Is she now? Well, it seems that this arrangement worked out well for both of us. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharon With the new profit I'll make from Greta's customers, I'll be able to hire a replacement for Charon with plenty left over for myself. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharon And you held up your end of the deal, my friend. And I am a man of his word. Charon's contract is yours. You are his new employer. Congratulations. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharon I'll give you the pleasure of informing him yourself. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharon Yes. She is. And you have Charon's contract. I think that deal is complete. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharon The rest is between you and Charon. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharon I knew you'd change your mind. Just remember, Charon is a valuable asset to me and he doesn't come cheap. Are you ready to deal? FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharon Oh? Would you, now? He is a highly valuable asset to me and to the Ninth Circle. What did you have in mind? FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonCharon That's Charon. Let's just say... well, he's a loyal employee. Don't mess with me, and he won't mess with you. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonCharon1 No, he is not. Sir, you insult me. I do not believe in slavery. It is an abomination. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonCharon1 I am a firm believer in personal choice. To force another person into bondage is unthinkable. Chains are earned, never forced. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonCharon1 Charon made some choices that landed him in my employ. The matters of our contract is between him and I -- no one else. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonCharon1 No he is not. Ma'am, you insult me. I do not believe in slavery. It is an abomination. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonCharon1 I am a firm believer in personal choice. To force another person into bondage is unthinkable. Chains are earned, never forced. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonCharon1 Charon made some choices that landed him in my employ. The matters of our contract is between him and I -- no one else. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonCharon2 His company is rather refreshing, isn't it? But don't mistake his brevity for stupidity. That would be very unwise. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonCharon2 Underestimating an opponent has been the last mistake of far too many individuals throughout history. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonCharon3 I hold his contract, which makes me his employer. He will do what I ask when I ask, without question. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonCharon3 You see, Charon grew up around a very interesting group of individuals. They... well, I guess you could say that they brainwashed him. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonCharon3 He is absolutely loyal to whomever holds his contract. Unfailing, unflinching, until the day that employment ends. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonCharon3 Don't get me wrong, I have no doubt that he holds no end of animosity towards me. But so long as he is my employee, he is as gentle as a teddy bear. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonCharon4 Watches over the bar. Keeps the drunks in line. Pretty much, I point at something and Charon hurts it. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonCharon4 He's the best thug a corrupt bartender could ever ask for. He never bothers me with his own annoying sense of morality. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonCharonEND Very well. You ask too many questions as it is. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOffer1000 I suppose that could work... yes. Yes... here's the contract. And I'll take my payment in full. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOffer1000 I'll give you the pleasure of informing Charon yourself. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOffer1000 You're kidding, right? Come back when you have a serious offer. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOffer2000 I suppose that could work... yes. Yes... here's the contract. And I'll take my payment in full. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOffer2000 I'll give you the pleasure of informing Charon yourself. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOffer2000 You're kidding, right? Come back when you have a serious offer. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOffer3000 I suppose that could work... yes. Yes... here's the contract. And I'll take my payment in full. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOffer3000 I'll give you the pleasure of informing Charon yourself. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOffer3000 You're kidding, right? Come back when you have a serious offer. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOffer4000 I suppose that could work... yes. Yes... here's the contract. And I'll take my payment in full. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOffer4000 I'll give you the pleasure of informing Charon yourself. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOffer4000 You're kidding, right? Come back when you have a serious offer. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOffer5000 I suppose that could work... yes. Yes... here's the contract. And I'll take my payment in full. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOffer5000 I'll give you the pleasure of informing Charon yourself. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOffer5000 You're kidding, right? Come back when you have a serious offer. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOfferEND That's a shame. I guess I'll just have to hold on to this contract a little bit longer. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOfferFavor Is she now? Well, it seems that this arrangement worked out well for both of us. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOfferFavor With the new profit I'll make from Greta's customers, I'll be able to hire a replacement for Charon with plenty left over for myself. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOfferFavor And you held up your end of the deal, my friend. And I am a man of his word. Charon's contract is yours. You are his new employer. Congratulations. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOfferFavor I'll give you the pleasure of informing him yourself. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOfferFavor Yes. She is. And you have Charon's contact, per our bargain. Now get him out of here. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOfferFavor With the new profit I'll make from Greta's customers, I'll be able to hire a replacement for Charon with plenty left over for myself. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOfferFavor And you held up your end of the deal, my friend. And I am a man of his word. Charon's contract is yours. You are his new employer. Congratulations. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOfferFavor I'll give you the pleasure of informing him yourself. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOfferFavor My friend, we already have a deal. You can have the contract when Greta is dead. It's very simple. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOfferFavor I suppose we could do that, although you might not like the deal that I have to offer. You see, I don't like competition. Not at all. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOfferFavor It goes against every principle that I have as a businessman. So, the fact that there is another source for booze in town troubles me. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOfferFavor Greta, the waitress over at Carol's... I want you to kill her. I don't care how, just make it quiet. Do it, and you can have Charon's contract. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOfferFavorInfo Loyal employee that he is, Charon would do it without question if I asked him to. However, the entire town would come down on me for it. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOfferFavorInfo Greta is quite popular around here. If Charon is the one who kills her, everyone will know that it was me who ordered Greta's death. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOfferFavorInfo I need Charon clearly visible and in public when Greta dies, so that I can fairly claim ignorance of the situation. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOfferFavorNo No stomach for hard work, eh? No matter. If you don't want to do the job, then come up with the cash. Otherwise, I'll just hang on to this contract. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOfferFavorYes I'm glad to hear it. Come back to me when she's dead and Charon's contract is all yours. FollowersAhzrukhalHireCharonOfferFavorYes A word of advice: be subtle. Open gunplay will only get the town to turn on you, and I will not be able to help you. FollowersCharonConfrontAhzrukhal1 Ahzrukhal. I am told that I am no longer in your service. FollowersCharonConfrontAhzrukhal2 That's right, Charon. Have you come to say goodbye? FollowersCharonConfrontAhzrukhal3 Yes. FollowersCharonInitialHireGreeting1 I belong to no one. If you are my new employer, then I will serve you. But first, I must take care of something. Wait here. FollowersCharonInitialHireGreeting2 You purchased my contract from Ahzrukhal? So, I am no longer in his service. That is good to know. FollowersCharonInitialHireGreeting2 Please, wait here. I must take care of something. FollowersCharonKillAhzrukhalGreeting1 Ahzrukhal was an evil bastard. So long as he held my contract, I was honor bound to do as he commanded. FollowersCharonKillAhzrukhalGreeting1 But now you are my employer, which freed me to rid the world of that disgusting rat. And now, for good or ill, I serve you. FollowersCharonKillAhzrukhalGreeting1 But I cannot come with you. Although you are now my employer, traveling in such a large crowd would be foolish. FollowersCharonKillAhzrukhalGreeting1 I shall wait here until your party is smaller. FollowersCharonKillAhzrukhalGreeting1 Ahzrukhal was an evil bastard. So long as he held my contract, I was honor bound to do as he commanded. FollowersCharonKillAhzrukhalGreeting1 But now you are my employer, which freed me to rid the world of that disgusting rat. And now, for good or ill, I serve you. FollowersCharonKillAhzrukhalGreeting2 Would that I could. Although you are now my employer, traveling in such a large crowd would be foolish. FollowersCharonKillAhzrukhalGreeting2 I shall wait here until your party is smaller. FollowersCharonKillAhzrukhalGreeting2 As you wish. FollowersFired Yeah yeah, very funny. FollowersFired Are you certain that this is what you wish? FollowersFired Wait... what? Why? FollowersFired
FollowersFired What? Are you serious? FollowersFired Are you certain? FollowersFired I think I may have misheard that order. FollowersFired Are you certain? FollowersFiredNo Very amusing. FollowersFiredNo Yeah, very funny. Ha ha. Hilarious. FollowersFiredNo Very well. I shall stay with you. FollowersFiredNo Yeah. That's what I thought. FollowersFiredNo Excellent. Will do. FollowersFiredNo Very well. FollowersFiredNo I was worried for a second. FollowersFiredNo
FollowersFiredYes You can't fire me! I'm the boss of this gang! And I say you're fired! And that I'm going back to Rivet City for a drink! Suck on that! FollowersFiredYes Very well. Although you remain my employer until my contract changes hands. I will wait for you in Underworld, should you need me again. FollowersFiredYes If that's the way you're going to play, lover. I'll be waiting at Eulogy's place when you come crawling back. FollowersFiredYes
FollowersFiredYes I see how it is: the old man can't keep up. Whatever. I'm gonna go see if there's anything left of Megaton. FollowersFiredYes I see how it is: the old man can't keep up. Whatever. I'll be at Moriarty's if you change your mind. FollowersFiredYes I'm disappointed, but I cannot say I'm surprised. If you change your mind, I shall be studying in the American History Museum, downtown. FollowersFiredYes Leaving a soldier behind? Very bad form. Making base in Canterbury Commons for when you come to your senses, sir! FollowersFiredYes Very well. I shall return to my duties at the Citadel should you require my aid once again. FollowersHireCrossTopic I did. And you as well! FollowersHireCrossTopic Long ago, I helped guard the water purifier against the Super Mutant horde. When your father left, I escorted the two of you to Megaton. FollowersHireCrossTopic He was... a noble man. I was saddened to hear of his passing. But from what I've heard, he died with honor. He died for you. FollowersHireCrossTopic I only pray that my own death has such meaning. FollowersHireCrossTopic I'm sorry, until you prove yourself worthy of the legacy of your father, I cannot join you. FollowersHireCrossTopic And perhaps I would, in James' honor. But I cannot travel with you under the Brotherhood flag given your current... companionship. FollowersHireCrossTopic Perhaps return when you are alone and I will tell you of your father. FollowersHireCrossTopic My offer stands. Do you wish me to accompany you in your journey? FollowersHireCrossTopic1 And so our deeds are carried on through our sons and our daughters. FollowersHireCrossTopic1 Continue to remember him fondly, continue to tell his story, and continue to do his work. Through you, he shall carry on. FollowersHireCrossTopic1 I have heard tales of your travels and I must say, they disturb me. FollowersHireCrossTopic1 I had hoped to fight by the side of the child of my former friend. But, until you change your ways, my conscience cannot allow me to do so. FollowersHireCrossTopic1 And so our deeds are carried on through our sons and our daughters. FollowersHireCrossTopic1 Continue to remember him fondly, continue to tell his story, and continue to do his work. Through you, he shall carry on. FollowersHireCrossTopic1 But now I must ask you a difficult question, if I have your leave to do so. FollowersHireCrossTopic1a I escorted your father across the Wastes. It was the best I could contribute to his efforts to restore fresh water to the people. FollowersHireCrossTopic1a I would like the honor of escorting you in your journey to complete his work. But... there is a problem... FollowersHireCrossTopic1a I'm sorry, but until you prove yourself worthy of the legacy of your father, I cannot join you. FollowersHireCrossTopic1a I escorted your father across the Wastes. It was the best I could contribute to his efforts to restore fresh water to the people. FollowersHireCrossTopic1a I would like to have the honor of escorting you in your journey to complete his work. But... there is a problem. FollowersHireCrossTopic1a I cannot travel with you under the Brotherhood flag given your current... companionship. FollowersHireCrossTopic1a Perhaps return when you are alone and I will tell you of your father. FollowersHireCrossTopic1a I escorted your father across the Wastes. It was the best I could contribute to his efforts to restore fresh water to the people. FollowersHireCrossTopic1a I would like the honor of escorting you in your journey to complete his work. FollowersHireCrossTopic1b Wry. Much like James was. FollowersHireCrossTopic1b I escorted your father across the Wastes. It was the best I could contribute to his efforts to restore fresh water to the people. FollowersHireCrossTopic1b I would like the honor of escorting you in your journey to complete his work. FollowersHireCrossTopic2 True. And in the end, death claims us all. But how we die can say just as much about our lives as how we lived. FollowersHireCrossTopic2 Your father died for what he knew to be right, and he died protecting those closest to him. This is a good man's death. FollowersHireCrossTopic2 As for you, I have heard tales of your travels in the Wastes. I must say, I am disturbed by them. I would think that you could do better. FollowersHireCrossTopic2 I had hoped to fight by the side of the child of my former friend. But, until you change your ways, my conscience cannot allow me to do so. FollowersHireCrossTopic2 True. And in the end, death claims us all. But how we die can say just as much about our lives as how we lived. FollowersHireCrossTopic2 Your father died for what he knew to be right, and he died protecting those closest to him. This is a good man's death. FollowersHireCrossTopic2 But, I must ask you a difficult question, if I have your leave to do so. FollowersHireCrossTopic2 I'm sorry, until you prove yourself worthy of the legacy of your father, I cannot join you. FollowersHireCrossTopic2 And perhaps I would, in James' honor. But I cannot travel with you under the Brotherhood flag given your current... companionship. FollowersHireCrossTopic2 Perhaps return when you are alone and I will tell you of your father. FollowersHireCrossTopic3 Then you did not know the man. I knew your father, I knew his goodness, and I will not have you sully the memory of a noble man. FollowersHireCrossTopic3 Go now. I have nothing more to say to you. FollowersHireCrossTopicComeWith1 As a Star Paladin, I answer only to Elder Lyons. He has given me leave to pursue the restoration of Project Purity as I see fit. FollowersHireCrossTopicComeWith1 By aiding you in your travels, I shall fulfill that mission as best I am capable. FollowersHireCrossTopicComeWith2 Then I shall follow your leave and submit to your command. FollowersHireCrossTopicComeWith2 As James' child, I know I don't need to explain, but I am not your servant. If I do not like the path your actions take, I will return here. FollowersHireCrossTopicComeWith2 Now, let us go forward, crush the Enclave, and fulfill your father's mission. FollowersHireCrossTopicComeWith3 Certainly. I shall remain here. Should you change your mind, simply return to me. I shall come with you for the asking. FollowersHired Sorry man. I don't know what's gotten into you but you're just a little too intense for me. Maybe come back after you've chilled out and we'll see. FollowersHired Sorry man. I don't know what's gotten into you but you're just a little too intense for me. Maybe come back after you've chilled out and we'll see. FollowersHired Nah, I'm good. I only roll with Tunnel Snakes. Come back when you're on your own. FollowersHired I guess I can let you back into the gang. Once a Snake, always a Snake, huh? Let's roll! FollowersHired I regret that I cannot join you at this time. You seem to already have someone in your employ. FollowersHired You are my employer and I will do as you command. FollowersHired Sorry, honey. Three's a crowd. Come back when I can have you all to myself. FollowersHired Absolutely, lover. Let's go have some fun. FollowersHired
FollowersHired Sorry, kid. I just can't roll with someone like you. FollowersHired If you pick up a few bad habits, maybe I'll change my mind. FollowersHired Sorry, kid. I'd love to, but there just ain't enough supplies to go around. Ditch the loser and then we'll talk. FollowersHired Thank Christ. I really didn't want to go back to Megaton after what happened to that place. FollowersHired Thank Christ. I thought I was gonna grow a fourth arm sitting next to all this fucking radiation. FollowersHired Now that's what I like to hear! I'll be right behind you! FollowersHired My friend, I am saddened to hear that you have turned away from a noble path. FollowersHired Return to me when you have learned to take right action, and I will walk with you. FollowersHired My friend, I would love to join you, but I fear that your traveling companion would not accept me. FollowersHired Return to me when you are alone, and I will join you. FollowersHired I owe you no less than my life. How could I refuse? FollowersHired Sir, I regret to inform you that this unit cannot accept orders from an irresponsible officer! FollowersHired It is a soldier's duty to soldier, not to play hero! FollowersHired Sir, I regret to inform you that this unit cannot accept orders from an officer under a Court Marshall! FollowersHired Sir, I apologize, but a squad is less effective when it is over crowded. FollowersHired I should definitely say so! Time to roll out! FollowersHired It is regrettable, but I cannot follow one such as you. Restore your good name, and perhaps I shall reconsider. FollowersHired It is my sincere wish to join you, but so long as you travel with one who is not of the Brotherhood, I simply cannot risk myself. FollowersHired And it is my duty to offer it, as I have sworn. I shall follow and protect you. FollowersJerichoAboutYou There ain't much to tell. I used to live out in the Wastes. I was a real bastard back then. But I've put all that behind me. FollowersJerichoAboutYouEND Whatever, kid. Whatever. FollowersJerichoHire No offense, kid, but you're not exactly the type I'm used to runnin' with. FollowersJerichoHire I've heard about you -- a lil' goody two shoes out of the Vault. I don't think our styles would really mesh. FollowersJerichoHire Nah, it ain't so bad here. I got some good memories, but that's all I got. No sense in ruining the good ones, you know? FollowersJerichoHire No offense. You seem okay, kid. But your friend there, well... I'm used to working in smaller groups. FollowersJerichoHire Come back when you're alone and maybe we can work something out. FollowersJerichoHire Yeah, I am. But I'm gonna need 1,000 caps for supplies before I head out with you. FollowersJerichoHire What? Back out where? FollowersJerichoHire Oh yeah? Have you heard of a crew that'll take me? FollowersJerichoHire This again. Okay, I'll play along. Back out where? FollowersJerichoHire1 I left all that behind me. There's nothing but bullshit out there: killing... stealing... violence... I'm not that guy anymore. FollowersJerichoHire1a You know, I do miss it sometimes... it's a life of freedom, you know? FollowersJerichoHire1a But c'mon, I'm a washed up old Raider. What crew is gonna take me on? These kids don't know nothin' about respect. FollowersJerichoHire1a1 No offense, kid, but you're not exactly the type I'm used to runnin' with. FollowersJerichoHire1a1 I've heard about you -- a lil' goody two shoes out of the Vault. I don't think our styles would really mesh. FollowersJerichoHire1a1 Nah, it ain't so bad here. I got some good memories, but that's all I got. No sense in ruining the good ones, you know? FollowersJerichoHire1a1 No offense. You seem okay, kid. But your friend there, well... I'm used to working in smaller groups. FollowersJerichoHire1a1 Come back when you're alone and maybe we can work something out. FollowersJerichoHire1a1 Yeah... yeah! You know, I think I'll take you up on that. FollowersJerichoHire1a1 Tell you what, drop 1,000 caps on me for supplies and I'm in. FollowersJerichoHire1a1a Haha! This is gonna be great! Some good ol' fashioned violence! FollowersJerichoHire1a1a Well what'd you get my hopes up for? I can't head out there without supplies, now can I? FollowersJerichoHire1a1a Tell you what: the offer's open. Just come back when you've got the thousand. FollowersJerichoHire1a1b Huhn. I see how it is. No use for a washed up old waster, huh? Well, kid, the offer's open any time you wanna take it. FollowersJerichoHire1a2 What the hell? You get me all worked up and then cut me off? Well... look... if you ever need a hand out there, you know where to find me. FollowersJerichoHire1a2 Yeah... thanks. I guess. FollowersJerichoHire1b Huhn. Yeah... you're right. Stupid idea anyway. FollowersJerichoHire2 Why the fuck would you start saying it if you weren't going to finish. Back out where? What are you talking about? FollowersJerichoHire2a You know, I do miss it sometimes... it's a life of freedom, you know? FollowersJerichoHire2a But c'mon, I'm a washed up old raider. What crew is gonna take me on? These kids don't know nothin' about respect. FollowersJerichoHire2b I see how it is. You'd best think twice before fucking with me again. FollowersLetsGo As you command. FollowersLetsGo Right on. I'm ready for more action. FollowersLetsGo Very well. I stand by your side. FollowersLetsGo Yeah, let's hit it! FollowersLetsGo Yes, sir! FollowersLetsGo With all due haste. FollowersLetsGo Oh yes, let's! FollowersLetsGo
FollowersLetsGoNotYet1 Certainly. What is it? FollowersLetsGoNotYet1 Yeah? What do you want now? FollowersLetsGoNotYet1 What do you wish to speak to me about? FollowersLetsGoNotYet1 Oh, come on. What? FollowersLetsGoNotYet1 No time to dilly-dally, sir! What is it? FollowersLetsGoNotYet1 Yes, best to formulate a plan. What is it? FollowersLetsGoNotYet1 Oh, make it quick. I'm getting bored. I hate being bored. FollowersLetsGoNotYet1
FollowersLetsGoNotYet2 Charming. FollowersLetsGoNotYet2 What the fu... you think that's funny? FollowersLetsGoNotYet2 As I am a "man of my word", there is nowhere else that I could possibly be. FollowersLetsGoNotYet2 Yeah, well the Snakes don't need you, anyway! We don't need nothing but liquor and guns! Yeah! FollowersLetsGoNotYet2 Old war-bots never die! We just rust away. FollowersLetsGoNotYet2 If there's one thing I've learned, it's patience. I can wait. FollowersLetsGoNotYet2 You big tease! FollowersLetsGoNotYet2
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FollowersPPurity Fuck that. Do your own dirty work. FollowersPPurity I�m sorry, my companion, but no. We all have our own destinies, and yours culminates here. I would not rob you of that. FollowersPPurity Soldier, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. This is your fight! You gotta finish what your daddy started! Stand strong and get your ass in there! FollowersPPurity Honey, you are out of your mind if you think I'm going in there. Find yourself another guinea pig. FollowersPPurity My friend... It's been my pleasure accompanying you, but we both know this is your fight to finish. Stay strong, and honor your father's memory. FollowersPPurity That chamber? Right there? With all the radiation? Man, no way. I'll end up dead. Or worse. I could be one of them Ghouls! Ain't gonna happen. FollowersPPurity You and I both know that's not going to happen. I've saved your sorry ass enough. This one's all you. FollowersTactics Oh, like you know better? What? FollowersTactics Is there a problem with what I'm doing? FollowersTactics What are you thinking, lover? FollowersTactics You think you got a better idea? FollowersTactics Yes, the unpleasant necessities of battle. Your suggestions? FollowersTactics I am open to your suggestions. FollowersTacticsCombat What do you think would be best? FollowersTacticsCombat Oh yeah? To what? FollowersTacticsCombat A member of the Brotherhood is trained in all weapons as an Initiate. What do you wish? FollowersTacticsCombat I can stab, I can shoot, I can do lots of things. What's your pleasure? FollowersTacticsCombat In what way? FollowersTacticsCombat What would you like? I think you'll find I'm quite flexible. FollowersTacticsCombatEND If conversation is what you wish, then I shall provide it. FollowersTacticsCombatEND You talk too damn much, anyone ever told you that? FollowersTacticsCombatEND If conversation is what you wish, perhaps you should have brought along a Scribe. FollowersTacticsCombatEND Do all the talking you want. Just don't expect me to, you know, listen or anything. FollowersTacticsCombatEND Gladly. FollowersTacticsCombatEND Oh, does it always have to be talk? FollowersTacticsCombatGOODBYE I shall follow your lead. FollowersTacticsCombatGOODBYE Right behind you, kid. FollowersTacticsCombatGOODBYE I shall remain vigilant. FollowersTacticsCombatGOODBYE Let's rumble! Yeah! FollowersTacticsCombatGOODBYE Yes, let's be on our way. FollowersTacticsCombatGOODBYE Oh, time for fun already? Goody! FollowersTacticsCombatMelee It is what you wished of me. FollowersTacticsCombatMelee If that is what you wish, then I will endeavor to do the best that I am able. FollowersTacticsCombatMelee Shit yeah, you do. FollowersTacticsCombatMelee You got a pair of goggles or something? Whenever I fight up close, blood always sprays in my eyes... FollowersTacticsCombatMelee I appreciate the compliment. It is where I am most comfortable. FollowersTacticsCombatMelee They shall know the power of my steel! FollowersTacticsCombatMelee Up close and personal, that's how I like it! FollowersTacticsCombatMelee Yeah, because that's how Snakes fight! Right up in your face, with fangs and... knives and stuff! FollowersTacticsCombatMelee At least my strength is useful for something.
FollowersTacticsCombatMelee Yes, of course.
FollowersTacticsCombatMelee My pleasure, lover. FollowersTacticsCombatMelee Gladly. Face to face is so much more personal. FollowersTacticsCombatRanged You're goddamn right I'm not bad. I've been doin' this for 25 goddamn years. FollowersTacticsCombatRanged Good. I hate it when they bleed on me. FollowersTacticsCombatRanged The same can be said of any Brother. We are trained well and tempered in the fires of battle. FollowersTacticsCombatRanged Very well. I shall cover your approach. FollowersTacticsCombatRanged You'd better believe it! I should have gotten my hands on some of these earlier! FollowersTacticsCombatRanged Sure, I guess. Just don't get in my way, is all I'm saying. FollowersTacticsCombatRanged It is what you wish of me. FollowersTacticsCombatRanged If that is what you wish, then it is what I shall do. I must say, that I find happiness in a warm gun. FollowersTacticsCombatRanged Of course. It's so much more respectable than simply killing people at arm's reach. FollowersTacticsCombatRanged If you insist. I just wish there were another solution. FollowersTacticsCombatRanged Anything for you, lover. FollowersTacticsCombatRanged Oh, do I have to? That's not nearly as much fun! FollowersTacticsDistance If you wanna get closer to me, that's all you gotta say, girl. FollowersTacticsDistance You mean how close you're following me, right? Sure, what's up? FollowersTacticsDistance Is there something that you wish me to change? FollowersTacticsDistance How close would you like? FollowersTacticsDistance Yeah... okay. You got a better idea? FollowersTacticsDistance As you wish. What about it? FollowersTacticsDistance I am open to your suggestions. FollowersTacticsDistanceDefault I am happy if you are happy. FollowersTacticsDistanceDefault As you wish. FollowersTacticsDistanceDefault You're damn right I'm good, kid. FollowersTacticsDistanceDefault Sure, kid. Whatever you say. FollowersTacticsDistanceDefault I thought it so. FollowersTacticsDistanceDefault It allows for flexibility. A wise choice on your part. FollowersTacticsDistanceDefault Oh, I'm the best, baby. FollowersTacticsDistanceDefault Good? Screw that noise - I'm downright awesome! FollowersTacticsDistanceDefault So... Near? Far? Come on, make up your mind! FollowersTacticsDistanceDefault Understood, sir. Proceeding as normal! FollowersTacticsDistanceDefault RL-3 will maintain a tactical distance! FollowersTacticsDistanceDefault I'll endeavor to continue, then. FollowersTacticsDistanceDefault A sound decision, yes. FollowersTacticsDistanceDefault Glad you like it. FollowersTacticsDistanceDefault As you wish, lover. FollowersTacticsDistanceEND If conversation is your order to me, I will converse with you. FollowersTacticsDistanceEND Talk, talk, talk... FollowersTacticsDistanceEND As the Codex says: "Through discourse, we gain the strength of our Brothers' minds." FollowersTacticsDistanceEND There better be some action soon, or I'm heading back to the bar. FollowersTacticsDistanceEND Yes, sir? What, sir? FollowersTacticsDistanceEND Certainly. What have you got in mind? FollowersTacticsDistanceEND Is it going to be all talk? FollowersTacticsDistanceGOODBYE I will follow your lead. FollowersTacticsDistanceGOODBYE C'mon, kid, why are we standin' around here? FollowersTacticsDistanceGOODBYE Should you require advice, I am here. FollowersTacticsDistanceGOODBYE About time, too! FollowersTacticsDistanceGOODBYE Affirmative! FollowersTacticsDistanceGOODBYE Yes, let's. FollowersTacticsDistanceGOODBYE Yes, please. FollowersTacticsDistanceLong It was my goal to continue doing so until you told me otherwise. FollowersTacticsDistanceLong Very well. I will seek out better positions to cover you while you forge ahead. FollowersTacticsDistanceLong That's what I'm doing. Why do you think I'm standing back here in East Bumfuck? FollowersTacticsDistanceLong Ha! Good plan. I'll try to get around behind 'em. I like how you think, kid. FollowersTacticsDistanceLong I've had no compelling reason to do anything different from what you asked. FollowersTacticsDistanceLong Ha! Good plan. I'll try to get around behind 'em. I like how you think, kid. FollowersTacticsDistanceLong I get any farther, I might as well be back in the bar. And that's sounding like a better idea all the time, trust me. FollowersTacticsDistanceLong What, don't you like my aftershave? FollowersTacticsDistanceLong Yeah, got it. Flanking and tactics and stuff. Right. FollowersTacticsDistanceLong If you insist, sir, but RL-3 functions best when closer to the fight! FollowersTacticsDistanceLong Stealth flanking mode active! FollowersTacticsDistanceLong By all means. I simply hope I'm not too far in reserve, in case of unforeseen trouble. FollowersTacticsDistanceLong A sound plan. I trust this isn't simply to avoid being seen with a Super Mutant? FollowersTacticsDistanceLong Eulogy used to like me to stay ten steps behind him. Usually. FollowersTacticsDistanceLong As you wish, but I'm not letting you out of my sight. FollowersTacticsEnd If you are through giving orders, then let us move on. FollowersTacticsEnd Yeah. Less talking about killing. More killing! FollowersTacticsEnd It is always a subject worthy of discussion. FollowersTacticsEnd About time. Seriously. FollowersTacticsEnd Agreed! Now it is time to apply those tactics! FollowersTacticsEnd Indeed. There are far more interesting things in the world than warfare. FollowersTacticsEnd Yes, enough about boring old tactics. FollowersTacticsRL3Distance Give me my marching orders, sir. FollowersTrade If this means more stuff for Butch, I'm all for it. FollowersTrade Very well. FollowersTrade You're always welcome to take whatever you want, lover. FollowersTrade Sure, gimme whatever you got. FollowersTrade Yes, by all means, let's. FollowersTrade RL-3 comes equipped with everything a good soldier needs! But your RL-3 can assist in carrying equipment, if needed. FollowersTrade In the words of Elder Theis: "A Brother well equipped is a Brother keeping to his duty." FollowersWait Fine, but what am I supposed to do here? Work on my needlepoint or something? FollowersWait I shall wait here until you return for me. FollowersWait But it's so boring all alone! FollowersWait Don't piss around, I don't want to be standing here with my thumb up my ass all day. FollowersWait I will keep this location secure! FollowersWait If you insist. But do be careful - I can hardly repay your kindness while waiting back here. FollowersWait I shall reflect on the battles past and the battles to come until your return. FortIndReport01 We've secured the building and are currently implementing our orders for the occupation of Fairfax. FortIndReport01 Raider activity in town has increased since we first took up positions in and around the fort. We've killed a lot of them and scared off others. FortIndReport01 But they just keep coming back. Their numbers seem limitless, while requests for our own reinforcements are repeatedly denied. FortIndReport01 That the Raiders take such continued risks to invade our facility appears to confirm suspicions that we've had an intelligence leak. FortIndReport01 They've tried tenaciously to infiltrate the base, but so far haven't stood a chance. Our objective remains the same: protect the research personnel. FortIndReport02 Defender Morgan and I executed a reconnaissance mission last night to gauge Raider entrenchment in the structural underground of Fairfax. FortIndReport02 We located three entrances into underground utility tunnels, and confirmed the enemy has occupied and fortified these positions. Some are undefended. FortIndReport02 We also identified a small weapons cache in the southeast section of the tunnels. We were compromised by a patrol while placing explosives here. FortIndReport02 In accordance to mission parameters, we did not engage, instead retreating to Base. Raiders will be likely to attach more patrols to that area now. GenericHelloResponse Oh, just wonderful. Thanks for asking. GenericHelloResponse Dear, I live in Tenpenny Tower. I'm at the top of the world. He he he he. GenericHelloResponse I'm quite well, thank you. GenericHelloResponse Splendid. Simply splendid. Thanks so much for asking. GenericHelloResponse I'd be better if I could get my hands on some caviar, but what can you do? Ha ha ha ha ha. GNRGalaxyNewsRadio You got a Pip-Boy. Tune into Galaxy News Radio and listen. It's the only radio station in the Capital Wasteland that tells it like it really is. GNRGalaxyNewsRadio This is the last free radio station in the entire D.C. area. The rest of the airwaves are clouded up with Enclave propaganda. GNRGalaxyNewsRadio I wouldn't believe a word they say anywhere else. GNRGalaxyNewsRadio This is Galaxy News Radio, the last free voice of the people of the Wasteland. The Brotherhood of Steel makes sure of that. GNRGoodbyes Nah, I guess you're right. GNRGoodbyes Sorry, sir. I'll do my best. GNRGoodbyes Good. Then I can show you who's a better shot! GNRGoodbyes Yes, sir. Sorry sir! GNRGoodbyes Hehe. You'll get your chance, brother. Be patient. GNRGoodbyes Very good, sir. I'll be sure and keep my eyes open. GNRGoodbyes Thanks, brother. It takes a great amount of practice and even more patience. GNRGoodbyes Agreed, brother. That was a little too close for comfort. I'll be more careful. GNRGoodbyes Besides the Super Mutants, just anything out of the ordinary. Citadel's orders. GNRGoodbyes Good, carry on, soldier. GNRGoodbyes I'm always expecting something. I just don't want to be caught unawares when it springs on us. GNRPostQuestStatus I can't even tell you the love that I'm getting from the Wasteland. GNRPostQuestStatus Ever since GNR started singing again, the guys downstairs told me that more people than ever are tuning in. GNRPostQuestStatus It's all I ever wanted. GNRPostQuestStatus It's amazing. We've always been able to hear GNR, but it's like the station is brand new or something. GNRPostQuestStatus Things are back on track. That should throw a kink in the Enclave's work. GNRPostQuestStatus You've done a hell of a job. The Wasteland looks a little brighter if you can believe that. GNRResponses01 If you'd rather run around out there with all those Super Mutants, be my guest. GNRResponses01 You'll do what our orders say, soldier. I'm getting a bit tired of your complaints. GNRResponses02 Don't worry brother, we'll see plenty of action here, I can promise you that. GNRResponses02 If it's action you want, how about cleaning up this pigsty of a barracks! GNRResponses03 Just ready to take down some Super Mutants, brother. Otherwise, all quiet. GNRResponses03 No new orders yet, brother. We're to remain here until further notice and assist any reinforcements that may arrive. GNRResponses04 Yes, that was an excellent shot, brother. I can only hope to be as good as you someday. GNRResponses04 It was a good thing you did, brother. He was about to have you for lunch. You shouldn't be so reckless. GNRResponses05 Anything in particular we should be looking out for? GNRResponses05 Yes, sir. I am locked and loaded. GNRResponses06 What's up, sir? Expecting something in particular? GNRResponses06 I always do, sir. Is there something we should be expecting? GNRUpstairs You can head right on up. He's waiting for you. GNRUpstairs Oh, go right on up. You were expected. GNRUpstairs Three Dog is right upstairs. GNRWilksCT01 Well, the only other station that comes through nice and clear on the radio is the Enclave's station. GNRWilksCT01 All they spew is a bunch of nonsense and propaganda. Galaxy News Radio reports on what's really happening. GNRWilksCT02 We have a relationship with the station here. We stay in this reinforced structure, and protect it from the Super Mutants. GNRWilksCT02 This is the only real safe spot in the ruins of D.C. The rest of the place is crawling with those walking abominations. GNRWilksCT02 It's nice to have a port in the storm, you know? GNRWilksCT03 Sure. Good luck to you. GOODBYE So long, Jenny... GOODBYE So long, Junior... GOODBYE So long, Karen... GOODBYE So long, Linda... GOODBYE So long, Martha... GOODBYE So long, Mr. Harris... GOODBYE So long, Tuck... GOODBYE We'll catch you later! GOODBYE Come back and see us soon! GOODBYE Hey, you have a great day! GOODBYE You should really stop by for dinner sometime. GOODBYE I'll tell Linda and Junior that you said hello! GOODBYE C'mon back anytime! We look forward to having you! GOODBYE Bye bye! GOODBYE Talk to you later! GOODBYE If you see Junior, tell him that I said hi! GOODBYE So long! GOODBYE Dad says that I shouldn't want to leave Andale, but I do! GOODBYE Gosh, I wish I could go with you! GOODBYE Goodbye now! GOODBYE Come back soon! GOODBYE I really look forward to preparing you for dinner sometime! GOODBYE Really, don't be such a stranger. GOODBYE C'mon back to our home anytime! GOODBYE We'll see you again, won't we? GOODBYE We'll see you real soon! GOODBYE Get out! Get out while you can! GOODBYE Run, stranger! Run! GOODBYE Go, get out of here before they get you too! GOODBYE So long, buddy. GOODBYE We'll catch you later. GOODBYE Feel free to lay your troubles at my doorstep. Just bring some caps with you when you do. GOODBYE Everyone's got troubles, and everyone brings 'em to me. GOODBYE There are no worries that can't be left behind with the help of a little alcohol. GOODBYE Drink until she's pretty! Ha Ha Ha Ha! Sorry... Ghoul joke. I guess you wouldn't get it. GOODBYE You come back real soon now! GOODBYE You're not bad... for a human. GOODBYE Don't let these people get to you. GOODBYE Closing dialog system. GOODBYE Resuming patrol. GOODBYE Come back if you need anything. GOODBYE You be careful now. GOODBYE Let me know if you have any of that Scrap Metal to sell! GOODBYE You'll be back. GOODBYE Come back when you're hungry. GOODBYE What? Not full yet? GOODBYE You humans have such weak stomachs. GOODBYE ... ... bye ... GOODBYE
... see you later...
GOODBYE Oh! Hello! Wait... what? GOODBYE Remember: no charge! GOODBYE Come back soon! ...please. GOODBYE Let me know if you need something. GOODBYE You can't go! After all that, you're not giving me the Stradivarius? GOODBYE Please! I must have that violin! GOODBYE I'm getting so excited I could scream! GOODBYE Looks like a long hike to Vault 92. Be careful! GOODBYE Watch yourself out there! GOODBYE Be careful, I don't want to be responsible for getting you killed. GOODBYE No! Don't go! GOODBYE Oh, please stay. There's so much more to tell. GOODBYE Leaving so soon? GOODBYE If you see anyone from Lamplight, tell them to be careful. GOODBYE We're doomed and so are you if you stick around. GOODBYE Don't get yourself hurt. I have enough red on my clothes already. GOODBYE Stay clear of mutants. Especially the big, hungry ones. GOODBYE All right, I'll just be here doing grown-up stuff. GOODBYE Be careful out there. You don't want to end up on that table in Red's clinic. GOODBYE Don't be distracted by the size. Stay calm; shoot straight. GOODBYE Don't keep me waiting. GOODBYE No way. Not on my watch. GUARDS! GOODBYE Come back... please. GOODBYE Come back if you need something. Not like I'm going anywhere. GOODBYE Wha... huh? I don't get it. GOODBYE Y'all come back real soon. GOODBYE I'll tell Mr. Eulogy that we talked. GOODBYE You'd better go before he sees you. GOODBYE Yeah. Come back when you've got more injuries. And some more caps. GOODBYE Paradise Falls is here if you need it. GOODBYE
GOODBYE Yeah, just behave yourself. The boys up there don't fuck around. GOODBYE Go, then. GOODBYE Please... if you get to Underworld, let them know that I'm okay. GOODBYE Hey, man. Come back any time. GOODBYE Told you: there's nothing exciting down here. GOODBYE It's only a matter of time now. GOODBYE Come back when you are ready to drink, little man. GOODBYE Come back when you are ready to drink, little girl. GOODBYE Thanks. Hopefully, it'll just be skinned knees and bloody noses, today. GOODBYE Don't get too hurt out there. GOODBYE Come back anytime you'd like to sit in. GOODBYE Stay sharp! GOODBYE About time, man. This mold isn't getting any tastier. GOODBYE Keep an eye out. GOODBYE Bye-bye, Vault Dweller! GOODBYE Bye-bye, Mungo! GOODBYE Bye-bye! GOODBYE Oh, thank goodness you gave me permission. Jerk. GOODBYE About time. GOODBYE Come on back when you've got more stuff to trade! GOODBYE See ya around! GOODBYE See ya about! GOODBYE Okay, see you next time, mister! GOODBYE Okay, see you next time, miss! GOODBYE Okay, see you next time, bye bye! GOODBYE Bye! GOODBYE Okay. GOODBYE I'll try! GOODBYE Bye, then! GOODBYE Well then, see you later, Lucy. GOODBYE Yeah, fine, scram. GOODBYE Yeah, sure, whatever. GOODBYE Yeah, that's nice, scram. GOODBYE Just fucking go, okay? GOODBYE Not for a while, I hope. GOODBYE Don't let the door hit you on the way out, mungo. GOODBYE Not if I shoot you first, you won't. GOODBYE Bye-bye! GOODBYE All right, bye. GOODBYE Okay, bye bye! GOODBYE Later. GOODBYE Hail. GOODBYE Try and be more careful about when you sneak up on people. GOODBYE Walk in steel. GOODBYE Stick to the shadows. GOODBYE Remember: One shot. One kill. GOODBYE Move silently. GOODBYE If you'll excuse me, I need to go show these fish how to shoot straight. GOODBYE Back to it. GOODBYE Damn Initiates... GOODBYE And so we part. GOODBYE Hooah, soldier. GOODBYE Stay safe, stranger. GOODBYE Stand strong. GOODBYE Never back down. GOODBYE Strength in Steel, friend. GOODBYE Unit deactivating. This troop is hitting the rack! GOODBYE Back to work. GOODBYE Farewell. GOODBYE Until next time. GOODBYE In the Elder's name. GOODBYE Go with peace and knowledge. GOODBYE I look forward to our next meeting. GOODBYE Don't hurry back. GOODBYE And so you go. GOODBYE In my father's name, I bid you farewell. GOODBYE Stay strong. GOODBYE Very well. GOODBYE May we speak again soon. GOODBYE Very well. GOODBYE Steel walk with you. GOODBYE Of course. GOODBYE Steel be with you. GOODBYE Brotherhood of Steel forever, man! GOODBYE Don't cause any trouble. GOODBYE Mind yourself, now. GOODBYE Right-o. Run along now. GOODBYE Good day. GOODBYE Cheerio. GOODBYE Goodbye. GOODBYE Yeah, best get on your way. GOODBYE Give 'em hell! GOODBYE Get going. GOODBYE Oh. Okay then. Have a nice one. GOODBYE Stay out of trouble. GOODBYE Be good. GOODBYE Take care! GOODBYE Don't do anything I wouldn't do! GOODBYE Take no prisoners! GOODBYE Good luck. GOODBYE Go live your life, kid. GOODBYE Live it up while it lasts. GOODBYE Parting is such sweet sorrow GOODBYE Bu-bye! GOODBYE There's no helping some people, is there? GOODBYE Ta-ta! GOODBYE I still got my eye on you. GOODBYE Watch yourself. GOODBYE Don't do anything stupid. GOODBYE Don't get hurt out here. GOODBYE Try not to break anything important. GOODBYE Remember: Just say no to drugs. Unless I prescribe them. GOODBYE Nice chit-chatting with you. GOODBYE Goodbye. GOODBYE Farewell. GOODBYE Go get 'em! GOODBYE Go make a name for yourself! GOODBYE Don't forget to have a little fun out there! GOODBYE Later comrade. GOODBYE Until next time, comrade. GOODBYE Good travels to you, comrade. GOODBYE Charming! GOODBYE Pleasant day to you, dear. GOODBYE Until next we meet! GOODBYE Have a good one! GOODBYE Don't be a stranger to the cafe! GOODBYE Bon appetite! GOODBYE Right on! GOODBYE Cheers! GOODBYE Oh... you're leaving now? Okay. Bye-bye. GOODBYE You're a real charmer! GOODBYE Don't be a stranger. GOODBYE Bye, dear. GOODBYE Later, then. GOODBYE Yeah, goodbye. GOODBYE Sure. See ya. GOODBYE Oh, all right. See you! GOODBYE Take care! GOODBYE Bye now! GOODBYE Cheers. GOODBYE I'm afraid I can't stop and chit chat. GOODBYE Well, I suppose that's goodbye then. Come again anytime. GOODBYE Thank you for coming to Gary's Galley. GOODBYE Then go. GOODBYE Come back soon. GOODBYE I'll be right here when you get thirsty. GOODBYE You know where to find me. GOODBYE Don't let the door hit you on the ass. GOODBYE Goodbye. GOODBYE I'm sure you'll be back soon. GOODBYE Bye. GOODBYE Duty calls. GOODBYE Later, dude. GOODBYE God bless you. GOODBYE Yes, yes. I have things to do too. GOODBYE Take care of yourself. GOODBYE Saint Monica bless you. GOODBYE If you need more ammo, this is where to get it. GOODBYE Thank you for coming to Gary's Galley. GOODBYE And I have work to do. GOODBYE Carry on, then. GOODBYE Nice talking to you. GOODBYE Whatever. GOODBYE So long. GOODBYE Farewell. GOODBYE I'll just stay here. Alone. GOODBYE Yeah. Me too. GOODBYE Next time be more careful. I don't want to accidentally shoot you. GOODBYE Don't let your guard down. GOODBYE Yes, sir. GOODBYE Yes, ma'am. GOODBYE See you later. GOODBYE Come back soon. We've always got a lot of ammo in stock. GOODBYE So do I. GOODBYE Like I care. GOODBYE Your loss, sugar. Come see me again sometime. GOODBYE Don't let me stop you. GOODBYE Farewell. GOODBYE So long. GOODBYE Thank you, Janice. GOODBYE Farewell. GOODBYE Don't fool around with that bomb unless you know what you're doing. GOODBYE Good luck. Careful around that bomb. GOODBYE Time is wasting. GOODBYE You'll live just long enough to regret your error in judgment. GOODBYE Bye. GOODBYE Keep up the good work, son. GOODBYE Keep up the good work, honey. GOODBYE I'll see you when you get back. GOODBYE Good luck, son. GOODBYE Good luck, honey. GOODBYE Be careful, okay? GOODBYE Good luck. GOODBYE Keep your hands to yourself in here. This equipment is fragile. GOODBYE Just stay out of my way, okay? GOODBYE Be careful, sweetie. GOODBYE Be careful, son. GOODBYE Do it! Detonate the bomb and together we'll usher in a new age of prosperity! GOODBYE Goodbye. GOODBYE Whatever. I need to get back to work. GOODBYE Yeah, catch you later. GOODBYE Whatever. GOODBYE Later, gator. GOODBYE Easy, man. GOODBYE Catch you later. GOODBYE A little bit of caps for so much information... think about it. GOODBYE Careful in D.C. now. Those Super-Mutants can be a prickly bunch. Heh heh heh heh heh. GOODBYE Now, get the fuck out of my face. GOODBYE And so now we part. GOODBYE Don't let me keep you. GOODBYE I await our next meeting with bated breath. GOODBYE I wish you well on your path. GOODBYE Walk in the Glow. GOODBYE Rays shower you, child. GOODBYE Try to be careful. GOODBYE Yeah. Bye. GOODBYE Try not to hurt yourself. GOODBYE See you soon! GOODBYE Come back soon. GOODBYE Don't hit me! GOODBYE Sorry! GOODBYE Good luck finding your dad. GOODBYE Come back if you need something. GOODBYE Have a good one, stranger. GOODBYE Remember us if you need something! GOODBYE Are we finished now? Good. GOODBYE Yeah, whatever. GOODBYE Whatever you say, kid. GOODBYE See ya! GOODBYE Come back soon! GOODBYE Remember: I'll buy whatever you're selling! GOODBYE Talk to you later, buddy. GOODBYE Anytime. GOODBYE See you soon! GOODBYE Have a good one. GOODBYE Carry on. GOODBYE Mind your manners, now. GOODBYE See y'all later. GOODBYE Bye, mister! GOODBYE Bye, lady! GOODBYE Come back if you need something, honey. GOODBYE It's been nice. GOODBYE Send Nathan home if you see him. GOODBYE Walk in the Glow. GOODBYE Atom's light be with you, sweet child. GOODBYE Farewell, sweet child. GOODBYE Take care. GOODBYE God bless The Enclave. GOODBYE Take care of yourself, hon. GOODBYE Gotcha. GOODBYE Well, back to work. GOODBYE Yeah. GOODBYE Later. GOODBYE Goodbye. GOODBYE Goodbye. GOODBYE I'll expect to see you in class, Freddie. No excuses. Run along now, son. GOODBYE Whatever you say, Mr. Brotch. GOODBYE Very well. GOODBYE Hope you find what your looking for. GOODBYE Door's always open for you. Come back anytime. GOODBYE Have a good one. GOODBYE If you need us, you know where we are. GOODBYE Adios, kid. GOODBYE Kick some Mutie ass for me, kid! GOODBYE See you again. GOODBYE Come on back soon. GOODBYE Good luck finding your father. GOODBYE Good luck. I'll try to meet up with you after you get the Vault door open. GOODBYE Watch yourself out there, the Wasteland is no place to be messing around. GOODBYE Safe travels. GOODBYE Come back soon. GOODBYE Thanks for keeping an old lady company. GOODBYE Don't blow us up, now. GOODBYE Hurry up. Those bigots got big comeuppance waiting for them. I mean to give it to them soon. Now get! GOODBYE I will. We've become pretty close and he's beginning to talk to me, so I think it's a good sign. GOODBYE You can be such an asshole sometimes. GOODBYE See ya later! GOODBYE Okay, I'm sorry Vancie. I'll be a good girl. GOODBYE You are the biggest jerk ever! Humph! GOODBYE Bye bye! GOODBYE It's the least I can do, Vance. You give so much and rarely receive. I'm glad I'm here to help. GOODBYE You have a lot to learn about dealing with people. GOODBYE Goodbye. GOODBYE You've made my day. I promise to never let you down! GOODBYE Screw you! Jerk! GOODBYE Well, see you around I guess. GOODBYE All right, all right. Don't get your nuts in a twist. GOODBYE Whatever. You'll come see me again when you need something. GOODBYE Sure thing, man! GOODBYE Take care, son. Now, get out of here. And good luck. GOODBYE Take care, sweetie. Now, get out of here. And good luck. GOODBYE Yep, do what you gotta do. GOODBYE Thanks for the disk. Maybe we'll cross sticks again some day. GOODBYE You know what you need to do. GOODBYE Of course you do. GOODBYE Please... help me. GOODBYE Please... God... I just need water. GOODBYE Till next time, sightseer. GOODBYE Come back anytime. GOODBYE You have yourself a fine day, sir. GOODBYE You have yourself a fine day, madame. GOODBYE If there's anything you require further feel free to ask, sir. GOODBYE If there's anything you require further feel free to ask, madame. GOODBYE I'll be sure and tidy up while you're away, sir. GOODBYE I'll be sure and tidy up while you're away, madame. GOODBYE Next time I see the Family, there's gonna be hell to pay. GOODBYE Take care of yourself. GOODBYE Okay. See ya later, pal! GOODBYE That's right. And don't come back! GOODBYE Come on, let's hurry up and get to Big Town! GOODBYE Why won't you just take me to Big Town? GOODBYE See ya, mister! GOODBYE See ya, lady! GOODBYE Now, was it five parts per milliliter or was it six? Hmmm... GOODBYE You have lots of work to do! GOODBYE Mabel's waiting for you. GOODBYE I look forward to seeing how you deal with this. GOODBYE Tell Timmy I said hi! GOODBYE Run along now. GOODBYE Betty... It's him. I know. He knows I know. GOODBYE It's the only thing that can save us. GOODBYE You can do it. I know you can. GOODBYE Just a chance to sleep. That's all I ask. GOODBYE Farewell, my friend. I suspect we may meet again. GOODBYE I won't be long. GOODBYE This place... so familiar. GOODBYE The G.E.C.K. lies ahead. Follow me. GOODBYE Come, let's continue. GOODBYE Take care, now. GOODBYE You stay safe. GOODBYE Later. GOODBYE Hurry! GOODBYE Watch your back. And don't trust that Roy Phillips for a second. GOODBYE It's dark in those tunnels. Shoot first, and ask questions later. GOODBYE And I shall follow. GOODBYE Very well. GOODBYE Whatever you say, honey. GOODBYE Whatever you say, honey. GOODBYE
GOODBYE
GOODBYE Get out of here! GOODBYE Just watch yourself. I've got an itchy trigger finger. GOODBYE Adios. GOODBYE Please, do what you can to find my brother. GOODBYE Good luck in the Museum. Bring me back something and I'll let you get a closer look at the Memorial. GOODBYE Sure. Silas will tell them you're allowed up there. GOODBYE Hey, thanks again for doing this for me, it means a lot. GOODBYE Remember, my offer still stands. GOODBYE All right, goodbye. GOODBYE Come back to us anytime. The Family considers you a friend. GOODBYE You are free to roam the common area of our home as our guest. GOODBYE Yeah... goodbye. GOODBYE Sure. Go. Just like everyone else. GOODBYE Good, now get out! GOODBYE Bye bye! Come back soon! GOODBYE I understand. Goodbye. GOODBYE Guess I'll see you around. GOODBYE Bye, sweetie! GOODBYE It was good talking to you. GOODBYE Just remember I got my eyes on you. We all do. GOODBYE Say it ain't so! GOODBYE Come on back soon, I may have some stuff for ya'. GOODBYE Yep, take it easy. GOODBYE Bye bye! GOODBYE Don't be a stranger, it's nice to have company. GOODBYE I'm certain our paths will cross again. GOODBYE Sigh. Alone again... GOODBYE Just get the hell away from me. GOODBYE Oh! Okay. Well, anytime you find yourself back in Megaton, be sure and look me up. GOODBYE Sounds good. Come back and visit me sometime. GOODBYE Goodbye. It's always nice to speak to you. GOODBYE What are you staring at me for then? GOODBYE Bye bye now! GOODBYE Sure thing, don't let me keep you. GOODBYE All right, see you later. GOODBYE I'm sure we'll meet again. GOODBYE Of course, of course! Don't let me keep you! GOODBYE Goodbye Outsider, and good luck. GOODBYE Have no fear, Outsider. I know you'll make a wise decision. GOODBYE Speak to me when you are ready to be purified, but don't keep the Great One waiting. GOODBYE This way, Outsider. Come along now. GOODBYE Goodbye, Outsider. GOODBYE I trust we'll speak again, Outsider. GOODBYE May the Great One bless you. GOODBYE May the sap of His wisdom sustain you. GOODBYE May your spirit rest in His branches. GOODBYE Farewell, Outsider. GOODBYE May you remain under the canopy of His protection. GOODBYE Sure thing. GOODBYE That's a damned shame. GOODBYE About time. I got better things to do. GOODBYE Good. I was tired of this conversation. GOODBYE Yeah, let's get to the action. GOODBYE And I shall follow. GOODBYE It is my hope that we will speak again soon. GOODBYE Lead on! GOODBYE Lead the way. GOODBYE Stay strong, my friend. GOODBYE Come back if you need something. GOODBYE Keep your skills sharp and your eyes peeled, alright? GOODBYE Until we meet again, keep yourself alive out there! GOODBYE Good luck out there. And maybe next time, you'll find something interesting for me, huh? GOODBYE See you out on the road, huh? GOODBYE Stay safe on the path you travel. GOODBYE Walk well, friend. GOODBYE See you next time you need that special little something. GOODBYE Cheers, pal. Watch yourself out there. GOODBYE We're not waiting here for long. GOODBYE If you're not back soon, we're outta here! GOODBYE I'm not sure I like that idea. If you're not back soon, I'm leaving. GOODBYE I'm not waiting here for long. GOODBYE Good, good. I'll know when you've completed your task. At that point, we can begin rebuilding this shattered world. Good luck. GOODBYE Yes, please do. GOODBYE Find human time. GOODBYE I leave now. GOODBYE I hate this place. GOODBYE Bored, bored, bored. GOODBYE Must go find human. GOODBYE Need more meat. I go now. GOODBYE I'm leaving now. GOODBYE Patrol not fun. GOODBYE Hungry I go find food. GOODBYE Back to work! GOODBYE Yessir, Mr. Moriarty. More drunk customers, coming up! GOODBYE Go! GOODBYE Jesus give me strength... GOODBYE Okay, son. Okay. GOODBYE I know, I know, sweetheart. Now you run along, okay? Billy's got some thinkin' to do. GOODBYE Hey, would you look at the time! Sorry sweetheart, I've got, um... somethin' to do... GOODBYE It's why you love me, Nova dear. GOODBYE Awww... No one loves you more, sweet lass. And don't you ever think any differently. Now quit yammering and get back to doing what you do, hmmm? GOODBYE Well then. Until next time. GOODBYE He he. You know, dad, for a sheriff, you're kind of a goofball. GOODBYE Heh, yeah, well... If that's what you need to tell yourself, go for it. He he he he. GOODBYE Yeah, we'll see. I'd just watch your fucking step around here, pal. There's a lot of ways to have an accident. Now... you have yourself a good day. GOODBYE Good answer. Now, fuck off. GOODBYE I'm watching you, outsider. You try anything, and I'll be there. GOODBYE Ha! I'm just fuckin' with you! Ha ha ha! I got you good! Now go... before you make me mad. GOODBYE You got it, buddy. GOODBYE You're the best, Billy! GOODBYE Thank you, Billy. I just... thanks. GOODBYE You're quite welcome, Nathan dear. GOODBYE You're welcome, you testy old fool. I swear, Nathan, one of these days you're going to give yourself a heart attack, just like Doc Church said.... GOODBYE Yeah, Yeah... GOODBYE Okay, okay, I know, I know... GOODBYE Well... damn it. I ain't about to go out lookin' for one myself! Ah well... you have a good one, Moira. GOODBYE Ah, damn. Oh well. Thanks, Moira. GOODBYE God, you can be such an asshole sometimes, Colin. Don't worry, the "princess" will serve her king. Happy now? GOODBYE I hear you, all right? Loud and clear. I'll make daddy proud. GOODBYE I'll talk to you later, hon. GOODBYE Okay, Gobbie. Bye. GOODBYE Please don't make it any harder than it has to be, Jericho. GOODBYE I'll tell you what, I'll give you an extra ten minutes next time. On me. Just don't let Colin know... GOODBYE Sure. GOODBYE Roger that. GOODBYE All right. GOODBYE Oh, anytime. GOODBYE Come back later. I mean, don't come back later. See if I care. GOODBYE Watch out for Muties and Raiders. GOODBYE Give me liberty, or give me death! GOODBYE I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country! GOODBYE There never was a good war or a bad peace. GOODBYE I've not yet begun to fight! GOODBYE I'm right behind you. GOODBYE Rivet City here we come! GOODBYE Keep your eyes on the mission, and off my ass please. GOODBYE I'm ready. Lead on. GOODBYE Just watch yourself, 'cause I'm not dragging your corpse back to Rivet City. GOODBYE I am getting so drunk when we get paid for this. GOODBYE Stay focused and we may just get through this. GOODBYE Come on, less gawking and more walking. GOODBYE I got your back. GOODBYE No Ranger will leave here alive! GOODBYE The roof will run red with their blood! GOODBYE Attack come soon. Wait 'til then. GOODBYE I'll crush the Rangers with my bare hands! GOODBYE Soon it will be our time. GOODBYE Ha ha ha ha ha. GOODBYE Keep eye open for more. GOODBYE Sure enough. GOODBYE Yep, no problem. GOODBYE Kick ass. GOODBYE No sweat. GOODBYE Watch your ass, kid. GOODBYE Don't worry. Me 'n Eugene's got your back. GOODBYE Watch yourself... I don't wanna lose another man. GOODBYE Stay frosty. GOODBYE Let's get a move on. GOODBYE Get that fission battery then double time it back here! GOODBYE Watch yourself, those ruins are bad ass. GOODBYE Take it easy... I don't want to lose you too. GOODBYE Careful out there. GOODBYE The Citadel is our only chance now. We have to make it there. GOODBYE I am sorry to be causing problems. GOODBYE I am sorry to be causing problems. GOODBYE We must keep moving. GOODBYE I really don't want to die down here. GOODBYE Be careful. GOODBYE Then leave. We'll do just fine without you. GOODBYE Well, then, get going! I'm busy plotting! GOODBYE At last, I can be done with your distracting prattle. GOODBYE Stay wary, citizen. And keep your laser handy! GOODBYE Stay safe, brave citizen. GOODBYE Good luck with those two troublemakers. GOODBYE Say hi to the Mechanist for me! GOODBYE You never any fun. GOODBYE Ah, nevermind! Talk with you is... stupid. GOODBYE Ah, I'm done talkin' to you anyway. GOODBYE Bah! I'm gonna go back to doin'... what I was doin'... GOODBYE Forget it! You too dumb to talk to. GOODBYE Watch yourself out there. GOODBYE Good hunting out there. GOODBYE Stay sharp. GOODBYE Sure, fine. Get going. GOODBYE Get a move on. GOODBYE Then get moving. GOODBYE You're welcome back anytime. The Brotherhood never forgets its allies. GOODBYE Just stay out of our way and everything will be fine. GOODBYE Drop back in anytime, pal. We could use the company! GOODBYE Okay. Just make sure not to interfere with our operations. GOODBYE Be careful out there. GOODBYE Suit yourself. GOODBYE Anytime you need a place to crash, duck in here. Be glad to provide. GOODBYE Right on, right on. Keep your radio tuned to GNR for the real gospel. GOODBYE This is pointless. GOODBYE Whatever. GOODBYE I hope next time I see you, the Declaration will be in hand. GOODBYE Remember, treat the document with care. It's a fragile piece of our history. GOODBYE Be careful, the Archives are infested with who knows what. GOODBYE Remember, donations are always welcome. GOODBYE Remember, bring me back anything interesting you find. GOODBYE Very well, be careful out there. GOODBYE See you later. GOODBYE Keep your head low. GOODBYE You watch out for 'guai! They're all over! GOODBYE We'll see y'all real soon! GOODBYE Y'all come back now, y'hea'? GOODBYE Yes! They're all dead! And I have the keys. The keys to the...are you still here? Get lost. I have a trip to plan. GOODBYE Finally, I have the keys. Your job is done and you've been paid, so move along. I have a trip to plan. GOODBYE Well, they may not all be dead, but I have the keys. I should have hired a better mercenary. Run along. I have a trip to plan. GOODBYE I hate you! GOODBYE You, too. Thanks again for your help. GOODBYE You've got to help me. GOODBYE Much later! Tunnel Snakes rule! GOODBYE Get out of here, kid. GOODBYE Regulate. GOODBYE Do not let this world taint you. GOODBYE Stay righteous. GOODBYE Hard work pays off! GOODBYE Do good work out there, we're counting on you! GOODBYE Come back anytime! GOODBYE All right. We better get back to it. Be careful. GOODBYE Yeah. Give me a shout if you see anything. GOODBYE I guess it's back to roach patrol. GOODBYE I am holding still. It's your old, palsied hands that are shaking. GOODBYE Don't blame me for your incompetence. Why, I remember George used to have the lightest touch. Those were the days... GOODBYE I don't believe you. I expect we'll be here for hours. GOODBYE Ouch! Do you have any idea what you're doing back there? GOODBYE That is not the servo-motor switch. To the left... left, I said! GOODBYE I think you just made it worse. Should I do this myself? GOODBYE I think I'd rather just stay broken than submit to any further indignity. GOODBYE Good luck. I need to take a look at poor Andy over here. His old gears just aren't up to this kind of excitement. GOODBYE You take care of yourself now. GOODBYE Oh... okay. Thank you, Stevie. It's so dark... GOODBYE I have big plans for Hannibal when I get my hands on him. GOODBYE Don't let me stop you. GOODBYE Don't be a stranger. GOODBYE Take care of yourself. GOODBYE Yes, ma'am. GOODBYE Yes, sir. GOODBYE Okay. GOODBYE May the spirit of the great Lincoln protect you. GOODBYE
Right.
GOODBYE Nothing but gray rocks. Just a lot of gray rocks... GOODBYE Yeah. Get me a thousand rounds of 5.56. You're a useless puke, Bill. Get away from me. GOODBYE I don't know, Caleb. Ammo is tight. I shouldn't use it up like that. GOODBYE Hmph. I suppose that little shit isn't totally useless. I'll grab it before I turn in tonight. GOODBYE I've been reading about Abraham Lincoln. He was a very great man, Bill. A very great man. GOODBYE I don't think that would be a good idea, Caleb. How about we talk about it tomorrow morning? Maybe during your lesson. GOODBYE Just the ones I already gave him. There might be some in the museum though. GOODBYE I hate guns. Besides, the pen is mightier than the sword. Or the assault rifle. GOODBYE Bless you, ma'am. GOODBYE Bless you, sir. GOODBYE It's good of you to say so, miss Alejandra. GOODBYE Terribly sorry, sir. It's what we got the most of. I can try frying it instead of boiling it if you like. GOODBYE Yes, sir. Right away, sir. GOODBYE Yes, ma'am. Begging your pardon, ma'am. GOODBYE I've got work to do. GOODBYE When I get time. Maybe once or twice a week. I'll try to do better. GOODBYE I need more steel rods. At least as long as your arm. I'll take as many of them as you can find, and don't mind the rust. GOODBYE Sure thing, Hannibal. GOODBYE Thank you, Simone. I just wish the words were going as well. GOODBYE Good luck against those Super Mutants. GOODBYE I hope we can make it to the Memorial by sundown. GOODBYE I don't think so. Don't worry. We're well armed, and soon we'll have a new home, safe from them. GOODBYE Simone and I will go hunting soon. Probably tomorrow. GOODBYE Don't worry, Caleb. Alejandra will find a reference for you. Once we are in our new home, maybe we'll find something there. GOODBYE Next time don't waste the ammo. Wait for it to get closer. GOODBYE Remember that the Department of Tourist Rights only guarantees your safety for 24 hours. After that time, you will be executed. GOODBYE Very well. Goodbye, Ambassador. GOODBYE You are safe here so long as you obey me, refugee. GOODBYE All spies say that. GOODBYE Ah well... two steps back, one forward as they say! GOODBYE Now, let's see. Where did I go wrong... GOODBYE Let's see... genetic sequence A28. Yes, this will be the one... GOODBYE Finally, a chance to recant my mistake! How marvelous! GOODBYE Much to do... so much to do... GOODBYE Be ever vigilant... those from the genus Solenopsis are not to be trifled with. GOODBYE I have important calculations to attend to. Good day. GOODBYE This work is quite delicate... please leave me to it. GOODBYE I would ask if you'd keep the interruptions to a minimum. GOODBYE {Shooting Noise} I wish I was tough like you! GOODBYE I wish you could stay here with me in Grayditch. GOODBYE You're pretty swell for a grownup! GOODBYE Stomp those stupid Ants! GOODBYE Kill those ants dead! GOODBYE Now I can never go home! GOODBYE If you look around enough in Grayditch you might find some useful stuff people left behind. GOODBYE Please be careful, I don't want you to die either. GOODBYE Sigh. I just wish things would go back to how they used to be. GOODBYE Be careful or those things might getcha. GOODBYE Goodbye. Take care of yourself. GOODBYE Stay away from Dave. He's mine. GOODBYE You're safe as long as Dave says so. GOODBYE Come back and visit the museum anytime! GOODBYE Just don't bother me. I've got stuff to do for Dave. GOODBYE I have to go practice my Dave impression, anyway. GOODBYE Goodbye, Miss Not-Mommy. GOODBYE Goodbye, Mister Not-Dave. GOODBYE That's what Dave always says. GOODBYE Hurray for the Republic!
GOODBYE Be back soon! And bring more caps! GOODBYE I'll be watching you. GOODBYE Careful out there. GOODBYE Sure. GOODBYE
GOODBYE Come back soon! GOODBYE See you next time! GOODBYE I suppose there's no chance for a nice conversation today, is there. GOODBYE Yes, well... I guess there's always tomorrow. GOODBYE Well... Good talking with you, boy, as always. GOODBYE I'm fine, okay? GOODBYE I'll, umm... I'll just be over here. GOODBYE Umm... okay. Bye. GOODBYE If you insist, Derek. If you wanna talk later, I'm around. GOODBYE You're the boss, man. We can talk about it later, if you want. GOODBYE Sounds like a good plan. GOODBYE You know you can rely on me for that. GOODBYE Umm... Yes, sir. I mean, Dominic. GOODBYE Okay... if you insist. GOODBYE Good. See you later. And you better show up! GOODBYE You'd better believe it. GOODBYE I mean it. GOODBYE Great! I'll see you later, Machete! GOODBYE No problem, Machete. See you later. GOODBYE Umm... Yes, miss. GOODBYE Of course. GOODBYE Yes, I should say that you do. GOODBYE Take a look around if you want, but please be quick. You may have left, but this is the only world we know, and we need your help. GOODBYE Please, convince the Overseer to stop the lockdown. We're all counting on you. GOODBYE Be careful. GOODBYE Well, okay. Just be careful down here. The Vault's changed, I tell you. GOODBYE Catch you later. Maybe. GOODBYE Whatever. GOODBYE Watch yourself down here. GOODBYE Oh, please be careful. GOODBYE Yes, you do. GOODBYE Yeah, right. GOODBYE Will do. You too. GOODBYE I'll keep talking with them. Who else am I gonna hang out with? GOODBYE Man, way to be a buzzkill. GOODBYE Come on, cheer up. Paul wouldn't want you moping around like that. GOODBYE I have no doubt that we shall. No doubt at all. GOODBYE We certainly shall. In time, everything will be solved. GOODBYE Harrumph. GOODBYE He's not listening to me. But there's someone else who might be able to convince him. We'll see. GOODBYE Sure you will, Butch. Sure you will. GOODBYE I'll keep myself safe if you do the same, Amata. GOODBYE That'd be fun, like a slumber party! GOODBYE Don't be silly, Susie. GOODBYE Well, just be careful, okay? GOODBYE All right, dear. Just don't get into any trouble. GOODBYE I hope to see you again. I've very much enjoyed our chat together. GOODBYE I'm glad you stopped by to see me. GOODBYE Please, come and see me again. GOODBYE See you around, mister. GOODBYE Okay, miss. See you around. GOODBYE Okay, bye. GOODBYE Yeah, me too. GOODBYE Bye-bye. GOODBYE See you later, alligator. GOODBYE So long. GOODBYE Bye. GOODBYE See you. GOODBYE Yeah. See you. GOODBYE Whatever. GOODBYE Bye. GOODBYE Later. GOODBYE Have a wonderful and productive day. GOODBYE Bye. GOODBYE Whatever floats your boat, sweetcheeks. GOODBYE Sure thing, honey. GOODBYE Baby, I hate it when you leave, but I love watching you go. GOODBYE Suit yourself. GOODBYE Fine, I don't care. GOODBYE Whatever. GOODBYE Bye bye, now. GOODBYE Be careful out there, sweetie! GOODBYE Awww, sorry you got to go. GOODBYE Sure thing, honey. GOODBYE Hey if this thing with Sierra doesn't work out... GOODBYE Baby, I hate it when you leave, but I love watching you go. GOODBYE Just remember, only one that's gonna' lay a finger on her is me. Got it? GOODBYE Good, then stop gawking and get me some Quantum. GOODBYE Just watch your ass around Sierra. She's mine. GOODBYE Good luck! Watch out for meanies! GOODBYE Hurry back, maybe I'll make some of my legendary Quantum Sorbet! GOODBYE That's okay, take your time and don't break the bottles! GOODBYE Be careful out there, sweetie! GOODBYE I can't wait, I can't wait, I can't wait! GOODBYE Awww, sorry you got to go. GOODBYE Good work. GOODBYE You can do it. Just aim and shoot. GOODBYE Come on. Let's go. GOODBYE Happy birthday, honey. GOODBYE Happy birthday, son. GOODBYE Thanks. I'll send him right down. GOODBYE Thanks. I'll send her right down. GOODBYE Who wants to go around all day being called a "Vault Dweller"? Sometimes I think you really are as dumb as you look. GOODBYE Jeez, Wally. Who's the head of the gang, you or me? No way. GOODBYE Nice try. But shouldn't it be "The Big Cheese and Wally"? And why do you always have to get your name in there? GOODBYE We're not naming ourselves after you. Drop it, all right? GOODBYE Well at least it doesn't have your name in it somewhere. Which makes it better than any of your other ideas. GOODBYE I never said I didn't like it. I just haven't made up my mind yet, okay? GOODBYE Paul, you really are as dumb as you look, aren't you? Sounds like a washing machine or something. GOODBYE Shut up, Paul. Ha ha ha! Look at his face. GOODBYE That's not bad... Wait, didn't you just say that a minute ago? Come on, dummy, we need new ideas! GOODBYE I'll tell you one person who's not going to be in it. You! Ha ha ha. Just kidding, Paul. No I wasn't. Yes I was. Psych! Ha ha ha. GOODBYE Go ahead and punk out if you want. Me and Wally will find somebody else to be in our gang. GOODBYE Hmm. Grease Weasels. Pretty good. But is a weasel scary, or just goofy? They've got teeth and everything, right? GOODBYE I said I'd think about it. Come on, we need some new ones. GOODBYE Shut up and let me think a minute. GOODBYE Well... I don't know. I've got to think about it. GOODBYE Oh, never mind. I can't believe my mom made me come to this stupid party. GOODBYE Buck up, Butch. You always have good ideas. GOODBYE I'm trying, Butch. I just can't think of anything right now. GOODBYE Don't worry about it, Butch. You'll think of something. I know you will. GOODBYE You guys crack me up. GOODBYE This party is worse than the Atrium on Founder's Day... GOODBYE Whatever. Can we talk about something else already? GOODBYE Get outta here. GOODBYE Fine, go. GOODBYE Don't screw up, okay? GOODBYE Right. Sure, thanks for asking. Well, I'll see you later. GOODBYE Okay, yeah. Thanks for asking. I'll catch up with you later. GOODBYE Bye bye! GOODBYE Have a great day! GOODBYE Take care now! GOODBYE Have fun out there, okay? GOODBYE Take care. It's a big Wasteland -- but you know that better than me, right? GOODBYE Good luck with that research! GOODBYE Try not to die! GOODBYE The info you're bringing back is great. Looking forward to more! GOODBYE Keep up the great research, super-assistant! GOODBYE Thanks again for saving my life at the police station. GOODBYE I showed you my new gun already, didn't I? GOODBYE Have a crappy - ah what the hell! Have a good one! GOODBYE Don't be a stranger! GOODBYE Remember: If you ever need a side kick, I'm your man! GOODBYE Go kick some ass! GOODBYE Thanks again for everything! GOODBYE I like you. GOODBYE Careful of the Mutants! GOODBYE Be careful! GOODBYE We need to get out of here! Move it! GOODBYE If those Muties try to take me again, I'll give THEM something to worry about for a change! GOODBYE Keep an eye out for Muties! GOODBYE We're all going to die! GOODBYE If the Mutants get you, come back and haunt me. GOODBYE I'm worried about Red! GOODBYE Big Town's not exactly what I though it would be. If you ever need a side kick, let me know! GOODBYE I'm so tired of being frightened all the time! GOODBYE Watch yourself out there. GOODBYE Don't let the door hit you on the ass, clown shoes. Hah ha! GOODBYE Don't let the door hit your sweet, sweet ass. Hah ha! GOODBYE Take care, sugar. GOODBYE Bye, bye, honey. GOODBYE So long, Bill... GOODBYE So long, Jack... GREETING Our abolitionist hero! GREETING Life is much better for us here than it was in the Wasteland. We're better armed and better fed. GREETING Yeah? What is it? GREETING Who the hell are you?! Where did you come from?! Did Moriarty send you?! GREETING Those Raiders strapped me with explosives! You've got to help me! GREETING Welcome to Rivet City. Please wait while the bridge extends. GREETING Welcome to the Chop Shop. I'm Nurse Graves, Doctor Barrows' assistant. GREETING Don't let our place's name fool you. The Doctor is very good with injuries, dismemberments, and trauma. GREETING If you require any Stimpaks or Bloodpacks, let me know. GREETING You did it! You disarmed that thing! GREETING My dad... he... He would have been real happy about that. Thank you. GREETING He wanted you to have these... a key and the deed to an empty place up behind the Brass Lantern. You can move in there if you want. GREETING Oh, and talk to Moira at Craterside Supply. She can help you decorate the place. GREETING My dad told me about how you're going to disarm the bomb. He gave me some stuff for you for when you get it done... GREETING Pretty impressive work for a civilian, bringing the Doctor here in once piece. GREETING Sarah Lyons, Sentinel and commander of Lyons' Pride. Welcome to the Citadel. GREETING Yeah? GREETING Hey there. GREETING Yeah? What do you want? GREETING What's up? GREETING Hi there, mister. You need something? GREETING Hi there, miss. Can I help you with something? GREETING Hello again. Did you need something else? GREETING I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. GREETING I doubt I can help you. I'm just a kid, you know. GREETING
GREETING You never should have left, kid. Now, we'll make sure nobody ever leaves again! GREETING Surely you have someplace better to be than hanging around my classroom? GREETING I'm guessing that you've come about the notice. You know, I've heard about you. GREETING You're not bad people, from what I understand. And the Regulators can always use good folks. GREETING So, what do you say? You read the notice, and you're here, so I'm guessing that you want to ride with us. Am I right? GREETING You did me a great favor with those keys. How do you like my new armor? Those keys led me right to it. GREETING You stole what was rightfully mine! Get lost. GREETING Well, if it isn't "my hero," the guy who sprang me from the Vault! I think I owe this man a drink! GREETING Well, if it isn't my best gal, the one who sprung me from the Vault! I think I owe this lovely lady a drink! GREETING How's it hanging? GREETING Hey, what's the word? GREETING Can't talk now. We've heard Slavers are attacking. GREETING Wow! What luck! GREETING I'm Sticky. Forget these little kids. I'll take you to Big Town where the mungos -- err, I mean, where the grownups live. I'm headed there now. GREETING A3-21... awaiting initialization protocol parameters... GREETING My name's Clover. I hear you're the new man in my life. GREETING You're looking for a bodyguard, and I'm looking for a body. Sounds like we're going to have some fun times, lover. GREETING My name's Clover. I hear you're the new woman in my life. GREETING You're looking for a bodyguard, and I'm looking for a body. Sounds like we're going to have some fun times, lover. GREETING If you're going to get yourself killed out here, you mind doing it further away from our bunker? GREETING I don't want your corpse stinking up our little patch of heaven. GREETING Think you can take charge of the gang by getting rid of me? GREETING Hey, man. Can I come with you again? This place sucks. GREETING I hope you're here to turn yourself in, young man. You're already in enough trouble as it is. Don't make it worse for yourself. GREETING I hope you're here to turn yourself in, young lady. You're already in enough trouble as it is. Don't make it worse for yourself. GREETING I have nothing else to say to you. GREETING You will come to regret your actions. GREETING You should be proud of your accomplishment. GREETING Salutations, Commander! Sergeant RL-3, Gutsy-class robotic soldier, reporting for duty! GREETING Alright. Let's go. GREETING There's a bomb strapped to me! You've got to disarm it, quick! GREETING Help me! I'm wired with explosives! GREETING Help! This bomb is about to go off! GREETING Thanks! You saved my life! GREETING What... who? You mean... are you for real? I'm safe? GREETING I... I need to get out of here! Here, take these supplies. It's all I have, but they'll only slow me down. GREETING Thank you! Whoever you are, thank you! The... things they talked about doing to me... GREETING Look, I don't have anything to offer you except these supplies. I don't know why they didn't take it. GREETING I'm... I'm alive! I can't believe it! I'm alive! GREETING Here, I managed to hide this stuff before they tied me up. You take it, it's the best I can do to thank you... GREETING My... thank you! Thank you so much! I thought I was dead for sure! GREETING Here, I managed to hide these supplies before they tied me up. You take them, it's the best I can do to thank you... GREETING Oh my God! I thought I was dead! You saved me! GREETING They dropped this stuff... Why don't you take it? It's all I have. GREETING Yeah, I remember you. What's up? GREETING Hey man, relax. We can do business. GREETING There rest of these guys around here might not want anything to do with you, but I got no problem with you... well, not with your caps at least. GREETING Shh. Not too loud. I don't really want people to know that we're doin' business. GREETING There rest of these guys around here might not want anything to do with you, but I got no problem with you... well, not with your caps at least. GREETING Hey, good to see you again. What do you need? GREETING Greetings, fellow survivor! Another fine day in the Wastes, isn't it? GREETING You came to visit! You'll never guess what I found out in the Wastes, when I was supposed to be patrolling. GREETING Here. This is for you. GREETING Oh, hi there! I'm Bittercup. GREETING
GREETING Well, hello there. You look like you could use a rest. GREETING Oh, just look at my terrible manners! I'm Agatha. It's so nice to meet you. GREETING Mmmm-hmmm. What's that you're carrying? Is it something else to taunt me with? GREETING I told you to get the hell out and I meant it! GREETING Sit down a spell and relax. GREETING You're a sight for these old eyes. GREETING Well, well. Look who the cat dragged in. GREETING Good work! That's one less Radroach to deal with. GREETING Let's get a picture together. Capture the moment. GREETING What are you looking at? You'd think you'd never seen a Ghoul up close before. GREETING What the hell did you wake me up for, smoothskin? What are you staring at? You think you'd never seen a Ghoul up close before. GREETING Okay, there you go. The computer is on again. Dunno what good it'll do you. GREETING I'll get that computer turned on for you. GREETING ...okay. You got all that? I think you know enough now to at least move around in Power Armor without killing yourself. That�s something, right? GREETING God help us all. GREETING I'm getting out of here! GREETING I'm getting out of here! GREETING I'm getting out of here! GREETING Hey. We grabbed this on our last mission. Thought you might like it. GREETING I have no time to waste with you. Far more important matters await the attention of the AntAgonizer! GREETING Really. Thanks for all your help, but I've got things I have to attend to. GREETING Alright, that should do it. You need anything else? GREETING And we're all done. That wasn't so bad, was it? Did you need anything else? GREETING All better now, you big baby. Can I get back to work now? GREETING There you go! I hope you like it. GREETING You're a real hero the way you handled the Ghouls. GREETING I was worried about those Ghouls. Now I can get back to worrying about important things, like what color to dye my hair. Thanks for everything! GREETING You're amazing. The way you handled those Ghouls. Good show! GREETING Guess we can try living with the Ghouls. GREETING I hope those Ghouls try to get along with us civilized people. GREETING My friend! I see I've found you at last! GREETING I knew you had survived, and I had hoped to assist in your rescue to repay my debt to you. GREETING So what, you here to make fun of me or something? GREETING I can't believe you sold me to Slavers! Why would you do that to me? GREETING Well, you can... you can just GO TO HELL. That's right. I said it and I mean it. I never wanna talk to you again. Like ever! GREETING What's the matter with you? Leave me alone! GREETING Get away from me! I never wanna see you again! GREETING I got a lot of stuff to get together. Can't wait to get to Paradise Falls! GREETING I got a lot of stuff to get together. Can't wait to get to Rivet City! GREETING I got a lot of stuff to get together. Can't wait to get to Little Lamplight! GREETING Checking up on me or something? GREETING You do actually know how to plant mines, right? GREETING The robots are over in the junkyard, in case you're wondering. GREETING Are you going to show us how to fix the robots? GREETING So are you going to ever show us how to be sneaky so we can hide from the Super Mutants? GREETING I'm getting bored. I thought you were going to teach us something. GREETING Go on, I'm watching. Show us what to do. GREETING I'm confused. What am I supposed to be doing? Can you show me? GREETING We're all watching you waiting to learn something. Well. Get on with it already! GREETING Go on. I'm paying attention. Show us what to do. GREETING Well, hotshot. Are you going to teach us something, or just stand there looking stupid? GREETING Oooh. I can't wait. Show us what to do! GREETING I'm watching. Go on. Teach us what to do. GREETING Look, no offense, but I've got some heavy things to think about. Just go tell Zimmer I'm waiting for him. GREETING Look. I appreciate you're helping with Zimmer, but I really just want to put this all behind me. So I'm going to pretend none of that happened. GREETING Now, is there something I can help you with citizen? GREETING You've been rather busy lately. Asking questions. "Investigating." So, is that it? You're some kind of investigator? A detective for hire? GREETING Or do you have some kind of personal grudge against an innocent android who simply wants to be left alone? Please, tell me. I'd really like to know. GREETING What the hell do you want? I hope you've decided to be more civil. GREETING I'm only gonna ask you this one time. Give me the Naughty Nightwear! GREETING Yeah, yeah. Just keep on walkin'. GREETING Lemme guess... you said something dumb and now Birch wants you outta Oasis. Wonderful. GREETING You better get a move on before they really get mad and hunt you down. GREETING Oh great. Now you got yourself kicked out of here. GREETING Looks like I'll have to find someone else to help me. You better get outta here... these guys will get pretty cross if you stick around. GREETING I can't believe you'd kill those innocent people like that. And I thought I was a monster! GREETING If I could move, I would show you a thing or two, but Bob has me stuck here. GREETING Those people you killed were some of the most peaceful people in the Wasteland! GREETING How could you do that to them? GREETING Leave me alone! Me and Bob have better things to do than speak to a murderer! GREETING Now go away and never come back! GREETING How dare you come into Oasis and shoot up the place! GREETING Even Bob is mad at you, and he never gets mad except when I don't stop calling him Herbert! GREETING Great job kid! Meet me around front. GREETING Herbert Dashwood. Damn glad to meet you! Call me Daring. Everyone else does. GREETING Don't suppose you'll let me finish this drink before killing me? Hmm? GREETING It's hard to drink with all that screaming. GREETING Okay fine! Quit pestering me. I know I'm going to bloody die, and I want to do it with a bloody, Bloody Mary in my hand. Is that alright with you? GREETING I'm busy drinking. GREETING Die zombie! GREETING Goddamn it! This is no time to talk! GREETING Great job kid! GREETING Here, take this mask. It'll keep you safe from the Ferals. Just don't get too close to them, or they'll sniff you out. Don't forget to PUT IT ON! GREETING Come on kid. There's killing and maiming going on. We can talk later. GREETING Help! GREETING Are you daft?! Don't stand there. Do something! GREETING Please! Don't hurt me! GREETING Oh my God! They're killing everyone! GREETING Help! Don't kill me! GREETING Help! GREETING Why are you doing this? GREETING Don't just stand their child! Take up the fight! GREETING Aiiiyeeeeah! Get away from me! GREETING Find a place to hide, comrade! GREETING Don't hurt me! Please! GREETING We're all going to die! GREETING No!!! Don't! GREETING Help us! Please! GREETING Don't hurt me! GREETING Help us! GREETING What's the status on those Tenpenny bigots? GREETING Well kid, what've you accomplished? GREETING What's the word at Tenpenny, kid? GREETING What do you want? GREETING What are you looking at? GREETING I'm really not in the mood, so leave me alone. GREETING You take care of those Ghouls yet? GREETING You having trouble with those Ghouls? GREETING Hmph. Didn't think you had it in you. Guess you proved me wrong. Good job. Knowing those Ghouls are gone takes a load off my mind. Thanks. GREETING You'll be wanting the reward now, won't you. I suppose you've earned it. GREETING There's your caps. Contract fulfilled, debt paid. This don't mean we're buddies, alright? Now get going. GREETING Your constant need to chatter is pressing on my optic nerve. GREETING Yes? GREETING You have a curious look about you. I presume you have something interesting to tell me? GREETING Well, well. What have we here? Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Susan Lancaster. Perhaps we can become better acquainted, in the near future? GREETING Hmm. What have we here? A lost little girl? Do you have permission to be in here? If not, you should leave before it gets ugly. GREETING Edgar Wellington the second, at your service. Please excuse my demeanor. My wife recently passed away. GREETING Hold on there... who let YOU in here? GREETING Edgar Wellington the second. Have you met my wife Millicent? GREETING Hold on... who let YOU in here? GREETING Edgar Wellington the second, at your service. GREETING Hold on... who let YOU in here? GREETING Who is this? You're not authorized to use this intercom! GREETING So, what did ya bring me? GREETING So what's the deal. You gonna get me some Sugar Bombs or what? GREETING You're n..not here to try and steal my secrets are you? GREETING Get away from me, smoothskin. GREETING You lookin' for a problem? GREETING The hell you looking at, smoothskin? GREETING I like these guys, they let me play with their pucks. GREETING Hey, I may be just a Winger now, but I'll make Centre soon. GREETING Sorry, we've got practice. Maybe we'll cross sticks again one day. GREETING Hold it right there! What are you doing here? GREETING Stand aside, comrade, while we deal with these Imperialist dogs. GREETING Was there something else? GREETING You did a good thing, delivering that component to Zimmer. Telling him the android was dead. For that, I'm going entrust you with some information. GREETING The android's transformation was done by a man named Pinkerton, here in Rivet City. He's hidden down in the broken fore section of the ship. GREETING You'll need to swim to reach him, but if you're inclined, Pinkerton can perform a facial reconstruction on you as well. GREETING It won't disguise your identity, but you'll be able to experience life in a new skin, and truly understand... that we're all human on the inside. GREETING We'd best not be seen speaking with each other further. If you want a new face, see Pinkerton, down in the flooded fore section of the carrier. GREETING The android's transformation was done by a man named Pinkerton, here in Rivet City. He's hidden down in the broken fore section of the ship. GREETING You'll need to swim to reach him, but if you're inclined, Pinkerton can perform a facial reconstruction on you as well. GREETING It won't disguise your identity, but you'll be able to experience life in a new skin, and truly understand... that we're all human on the inside. GREETING Our dealings are done. I must ready myself for the journey back to the Commonwealth. Now if you don't mind... GREETING The Henderson estate is in tip-top shape, young master. Have a wonderful day! GREETING The Henderson estate is in tip-top shape, young miss. Have a wonderful day! GREETING You just manage to get yourself into all sorts of trouble, don't you? GREETING Welcome to the Citadel. Not many civilians get to see the place. GREETING What in the HELL do you think you're doing, mungo? GREETING Hold it right there, mister! GREETING Don't take another step, or we'll blow your fucking head off! GREETING Hold it right there, lady! GREETING Don't take another step, or we'll blow your fucking head off! GREETING Unless you've got Sammy and the others with you, then get lost! GREETING You again? I told you to get lost! GREETING Hey, hey buddy! Hi. Yeah, so listen, thanks and all. Really great job you did there. GREETING Boy this place is something else, isn't it? Really amazing stuff here. GREETING Listen, thanks for getting us through that. I'm not stupid; I know we wouldn't have made it without you. GREETING I'm sorry about your dad, and I'm sorry I've acted like an ass. GREETING Hey, how's it going? GREETING It's good to see you again. I hope that we can return to the purifier soon and finish your father's work. GREETING In the meantime, it seems that my talents are of use to the Brotherhood. I still don't completely trust them, but I'm willing to look past that. GREETING If you need something specific, please make it quick. Otherwise, excuse me. I have work to attend to. GREETING
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GREETING Please excuse me. There is much work to be done. GREETING Please excuse me. There is much work to be done. GREETING Looks like it's all clear. Unlocking outer doors. GREETING Door's open. Quit buzzing me, willya? GREETING I'm not opening the door now! Are you crazy?! GREETING Door stays closed until we finish securing the perimeter. GREETING Keep your shirt on. I'm not opening the door until the commander gives the all clear. GREETING Do you mind? We're a little busy at the moment! GREETING You've helped me so much, it seems wrong to ask, but can you spare any more water? GREETING I'll never forget you. Thank you for your help. GREETING I hate to ask but... do you have any more water? GREETING You've saved my life. Thank you, stranger. I hate to ask you this, but times are hard... GREETING Can you spare any more water? GREETING Just leave me to die in peace. GREETING Just go away. I'd like to die without you standing over me gloating. GREETING Oh, thank God. Someone new! I need water! Please! Water! GREETING Can you help me? I need water... purified water... please... GREETING Please... do you have any water? I'm so thirsty... GREETING Please! Please help me... I need water! I'm dying! GREETING So, it looks like you decided to do things their way. How come? GREETING So, it looks like you decided to do things their way. How come? GREETING Well, well, well! Look who it is Bob! It's our new friend! GREETING Greetings, fellow survivor! The great work of rebuilding humanity must go forward! GREETING Another Wasteland survivor, huh? Sorry, but I don't got enough to share. Get your own copy of the book and do your own hunting! GREETING Glad to see a friendly face out here. GREETING I swear, that damn book nearly ended me. GREETING Whew! I thought I was a goner. You saved my life. Here, take this. It's the least I can do. GREETING So, Mechanist! You've come to throw yourself on the mercy of the Ant Queen? GREETING Very well! We shall grant you the kindest of our gifts for any human. A swift death! GREETING Another human with a death wish... Welcome to the Mall, tourist. GREETING What's up, tourist? GREETING Atten-shun! Civilian on deck! GREETING We need to have us a little talk. You keep your gun in your holster when you're in my town. GREETING Otherwise, we're going to have a problem. And Charon solves my problems for me. Understand? GREETING Now... how can I help you? GREETING Well now, lookee here. We got us a smoothskin that I ain't ever seen before. I'm Ahzrukhal, and this... this is the Ninth Circle. GREETING Folks got problems, and I got liquor to sell to 'em... well, liquor and a few other pick me ups. You need anything, you just let me know. GREETING Got to get away! They're burning everything! GREETING Grayditch... it's burning... burning! GREETING This is surprising. Another of my kind, who does not follow the mindless killing way. GREETING You haven't shot at me yet. That's different. GREETING Are you afraid of me? I understand. All of my brothers you've met have been savage killers. GREETING I try to think I am different from them, but maybe I'm only fooling myself. Maybe there is no escaping my inborn nature. GREETING You are friends with another of my brothers? I am astounded! I thought I was the only one who wanted more from life. GREETING Ah, my little friend. Our paths cross once again. I have wandered far since we last spoke. GREETING I didn't mean to come this way, actually, but some bleeders... ah, excuse me, some humans have been chasing me. GREETING I am glad to see you, little one. I hope your life has been happy since we last spoke. GREETING Not now! GREETING There's no time to discuss it. Someone needs to activate the purifier now... Please! GREETING Well, that takes care of that. GREETING By now the Pride should be mopping up whatever opposition is left outside. GREETING Let's get this room secured. GREETING
GREETING I'm sorry, but you have to leave. Goodbye. GREETING Our business is finished. Please leave immediately. GREETING It's a shame you've got to go. But you'll do okay out there, I'm sure. GREETING It's a shame you've got to go. But you'll do okay out there, I'm sure. GREETING Goodbye. We'll miss you. GREETING Good riddance. Get out. GREETING Stay back! GREETING Stay out of this! GREETING Well, I see you've returned. GREETING Done with the dust and ruins of the Wasteland, are you? Given up looking for daddy? Thought you could just slink back in, like a teen missing curfew? GREETING Well, that's too bad. You have no future in this Vault. You're tainted. GREETING You just couldn't let us live in peace, could you? You couldn't have a home, so you decided to destroy ours. GREETING But I'll see to it that you die first! GREETING You just couldn't let us live in peace, could you? You couldn't have a home, so you've decided to destroy ours. GREETING Stop right there! I don't know how you got in here, but... Hold on... GREETING Wait a minute! It's you! I hardly recognized you with all the dust and grime from out there. GREETING Guess that explains how you got that door open. You've got more experience with it than most everyone down here combined. GREETING I guess you can see how bad things are down here. Sorry, where were we going? GREETING Make it quick. GREETING I heard you were leaving us. That's not really true, is it? GREETING I really shouldn't be seen talking with you, you know. What do you want? GREETING I've gotta say, it's a shame to see you go. I still remember when you turned ten. Who could have guessed how you'd grow up? GREETING Hey, if it ain't a fellow Tunnel Snake, slumming it down here with the old crew? GREETING I thought you'd be out there tearing up the Wasteland and raising Hell! GREETING But if you've gotta be back, might as well make yourself useful. You gotta help us. GREETING Damn, look who's come waltzing back into the Vault? GREETING It takes some real balls coming back here after everything you and your dad screwed up. GREETING But if you've gotta be back, might as well make yourself useful. You gotta help us. GREETING Hey, what's the word? GREETING Oh my God, you're back! You got my message and actually came back! GREETING I'm sorry, voice signature not recognized. GREETING No! I'm not talking to you anymore! You're a jerk and I hate you! GREETING I hope you found me a place to live. GREETING It was so weird! All of a sudden the ants went nuts and started fighting each other. GREETING It was like they were totally crazy! It was really scary, but kinda cool at the same time, ya know what I mean? GREETING It was so weird! All of a sudden the ants went nuts and started fighting each other. GREETING It was like they were totally crazy! It was really scary, but kinda cool at the same time, ya know what I mean? GREETING Wow, you've been gone a while. I was kinda worried. GREETING Come on! Tell me already! GREETING Did you change your mind or something? GREETING You ever make it to Little Lamplight, you come say hi. Okay mungo? GREETING You should come to Little Lamplight sometime, mungo. You're okay after all. GREETING If you ever go to Little Lamplight, I'll tell Mayor that you're okay, and he'll let you in, okay Mungo? GREETING How could Roger accuse me of something like that? What is wrong with him? GREETING Why would Roger do such a thing? It doesn't make sense... GREETING Tenpenny Tower is a wonderful place to live, isn't it? GREETING We are safe from the Wasteland in here. GREETING I would surely have perished if it wasn't for Roy Phillips and his tower. GREETING I would surely have perished if it wasn't for Mister Tenpenny and his tower. GREETING So, Crowley is dead, eh? GREETING Here's your pay. Now, don't spend it all in one place, unless that place is Tenpenny Tower. GREETING Fancy that! A visitor. I seldom get visitors. Which is a tiresome shame because I'm usually relentlessly bored out of my right mind! GREETING All these confounded people fluster about like I'm made of eggshells and about to fall to pieces at any moment. I'm surprised they even let you in. GREETING So what do you think of my fine tower here? It's quite the jewel of the Wasteland isn't it? I daresay I'm quite proud of it myself. GREETING Heigh ho! GREETING This better be important. GREETING What? GREETING You got something to say? GREETING Welcome to New Urban Apparel. I carry the finest in pre-war clothes. Hurry up, lets get you out of those old rags and into something fabulous! GREETING Those clothes are atrocious. You should stop by my shop, New Urban Apparel, and freshen up that look. Upgrade to fabulous! GREETING I'm always glad to see a customer, especially if they are dressed so hideously. Seriously, we have to get you a new wardrobe. GREETING Ah, ready for a fresh look? Good. GREETING How can you be helped today? GREETING You must be here to update that old look of yours. Let me help. I have just the thing! GREETING Hurry up, lets get you out of those old rags and into something fabulous! GREETING I take it this is a social call, and not business? GREETING This is the Tenpenny Wellness Clinic, and I am Doctor Banfield. I keep the residents healthy. GREETING I'm off duty. Come back when...ah, what the hell. Let's just get it over with. I'm Doctor Banfield, what do you need? GREETING You look hurt. It's a good thing you've come in. GREETING Welcome back to the Wellness Clinic. GREETING I really hope you aren't hurt. The Clinic is closed and I'd really hate to have to open it up at this hour. GREETING I remember you. To what do I owe the pleasure? GREETING Yes? Can I help you? GREETING Get into any adventures recently? GREETING You remind me of myself... back when I was a young adventurer. GREETING Good to see you again, Comrade. GREETING Welcome to Boutique le Chic. I am Lydia Montenegro, proprietor. Here you'll find only the best, with a price tag you can boast about to your friends! GREETING I am Lydia Montenegro. I'm sure you've heard of me and my shop, Boutique le Chic? No? Obviously you don't travel in the right circles. GREETING I can't talk now, visit me at the Boutique during business hours. GREETING I see my Boutique has proved to be an irresistible lure. Welcome back. GREETING Back for the best? GREETING Shopping at le Chic proves you have great taste! GREETING This better not be a waste of my time. GREETING New here? Pick any table, except that one in the corner. That's Mr. Tenpenny's table. Nobody sits there. Except him, of course. GREETING Welcome to Cafe Beau Monde! Gourmet meals and service with a smile! GREETING Welcome to Cafe Beau Monde! Gourmet meals and service with a smile! GREETING Have a seat. I'll get to you in a minute. GREETING You're new around here. I'm Margaret Primrose. I run the Cafe Beau Monde. Stop by sometime. GREETING Yes? GREETING I know you. You're that guy. You know, the one that...whatever. GREETING I know you. You're that girl. You know, the one that...whatever. GREETING You may speak to me. And please, don't be tedious. GREETING Yes? You wish to speak to me? Whatever for? GREETING I don't suppose there is someone else for you to talk to? GREETING Are all young people ill-bred these days? GREETING Welcome to the Federalist Lounge. I'm Shakes. Wet your whistle? GREETING Happy Holidays! Care for drink? GREETING A very special welcome to you, sir! GREETING A very special welcome to you, ma'am! GREETING Care to wet your whistle? GREETING Hey there! Is there something I can do for you? GREETING Make it quick, missy. GREETING Keep it short. I'm rather busy avoiding my husband. GREETING What? GREETING Ah yes. Mister Burke is expecting you. He is waiting for you on the balcony. GREETING Mister Tenpenny isn't taking callers. GREETING I'm on duty. Can't talk. Direct your security concerns to Chief Gustavo directly. GREETING I'm not here for your entertainment. GREETING I guess you'd better be on your way... Sorry for the uhh, for the interruption. GREETING They're not who they say they are... Get out while you can, before they get you too! GREETING I thought I told you to get the hell out of here!?! Tenpenny doesn't want your goddamn caps, and I don't want the goddamn headache. GREETING For the last time... Get your rotting, ugly, goddamn Ghoul ass off Mister Tenpenny's private property! GREETING You again? I thought I told you to get lost? GREETING Nothing to see here, outsider. GREETING We've got this area locked down. GREETING Keep moving, Wastelander. GREETING Move along, outsider. GREETING I am Comrade Cheng, beloved leader of the people, shining servant of the community! How can I help you? GREETING I'm Michael Hawthorne. Who are you? And more importantly, should I care? GREETING I loved that stupid man... now that he's gone... I'm lost. GREETING I can't talk now. GREETING Introductions are in order. I am Mrs. Edgar Wellington. You may refer to me as Madam or My Lady Wellington. GREETING My name is Tiffany Cheng. My miserable excuse for a husband, is "comrade" Irving Cheng, and you can tell him I said so. GREETING If you're supposed to be meeting the President, then go do it. Get away from me. GREETING How did it come to this? I just don't understand... GREETING Go away, bleeder! GREETING About time you got back. I got a full clip and an empty flask. Time we fixed that, huh? GREETING What's up? GREETING What's the story, my fellow Tunnel Snake? GREETING You got something to say to the Butch-man? GREETING Physical violence on your part invalidates our contract. GREETING You return. Shall I join you once again? GREETING You return. Shall I join you once again? GREETING I don't like the look of this place. GREETING What do you need? GREETING Yes? What is it? GREETING Oh, it's been too long since I got to play rough. GREETING Oh! You came back! Do you want me to back you up, lover? GREETING Can we go yet? GREETING Can I do something for you? Or... to you? GREETING Yes, lover? GREETING Bottlecap for your thoughts. GREETING
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GREETING Oh, fuck no. I don't take that shit from anyone. You're dead! GREETING What the fuck, man? I've been standing here forever! GREETING Yeah? What is it? GREETING What're we standing around here for when there's plenty of action around? GREETING Yeah, kid? What do you need? GREETING Yeah, I know what you're thinkin'. Boo hoo. Megaton blew up. GREETING These fuckers deserved what they got. GREETING Now, can we get out of here? Or should I just keep waiting next to this stinking hole? GREETING Can we get out of here? Or should I just keep waiting next to this stinking hole? GREETING Yeah? What the fuck do you want now? GREETING It saddens me that it has come to this. Farewell, my friend. GREETING I had hoped you'd return. What now? GREETING You have something to say? GREETING What have you got on your mind? GREETING Something troubling you, my friend? GREETING Something troubling you, my friend? GREETING RL-3 regrets to inform that you are obviously unfit to command, sir! GREETING RL-3 is pleased to see you, sir! Is there a mission to undertake? GREETING RL-3 is ready for another tour of duty, sir! GREETING RL-3 is ready for duty, sir! GREETING Yes, commander? GREETING By your command, sir! GREETING I am disappointed that things have come to this. GREETING It is well to see you again. Shall we continue? GREETING Yes? What do you require? GREETING Vigilance is necessary in this location. Be on your guard, my friend. GREETING There is a foul stench on the wind. Let us not tarry for long. GREETING And so you return. It is good to see you hale. How my I help you, my friend? GREETING I had a feeling you would return. Is it further assistance that you seek? GREETING Well, now... If it isn't the little villain from the vault. We've been looking for you. Someone's put quite a price on your head. GREETING What? You think you can walk around the Wasteland doing the evil that you do and there isn't going to be someone who takes notice? GREETING And now it's time for you to die. GREETING Well, now... If it isn't the little saint from the vault. We've been looking for you. Someone's put quite a price on your head. GREETING What? You think you can walk around the Wasteland doing the things that you do and there isn't going to be someone who takes notice? GREETING Such a shame. I hear that you could have been something useful. Ah well. Time to die. GREETING Hey, I've been wanting to talk to you. Leo told me what you said to him. You know, about his problem. GREETING I just wanted to say thank you. I know I can be rough, but my little brother means the world to me and you may have saved his life. GREETING If there's anything that I can ever help you with, just let me know. GREETING Hey there, Leo's been doing a lot better. I think we have you to thank for that. How can I help you? GREETING What is it? Can't you see that I'm watching the guards? GREETING Well, hi there! Welcome to Andale! I'm Willy Wilson, though folks just call me Bill. Is there anything I can do for you? GREETING Whoa, whoa. Slow down there. This area's off limits to everyone but the Family. Where the hell do you think you're going? GREETING Yeah? What do you want this time? GREETING I thought I knew everyone in the Family, but I don't recognize you. You must be one of Vance's new initiates. GREETING My name's Justin, I'm pretty new here myself. GREETING Hello. GREETING Well, well. I haven't had a customer in a while. Last one I had was a bit chewy... know what I mean? GREETING You gonna gawk all day or are you gonna buy something? GREETING I don't think I've met you yet. The name's Alan. What did you want? GREETING Daddy..... why.... [crying] GREETING Mommy..... why.... [crying] GREETING This ain't a tourist trap. You civilians get topside immediately! GREETING President Rosie? What's happening around here anyway? GREETING Rosie? As President? You've got to be kidding me... GREETING Well, now. President Bob. How do you like that? Boy, things are gonna change around here. First step: get rid of all this "Dave" shit. GREETING The Kingdom of Bob! Or maybe Bobtopia! I'll have to give it some thought. GREETING But I guess you want something, don't you? Tell you what... Dave kept some old junk in that safe of his... I mean MY office. The code is 1138. GREETING Take whatever you want out of there. Consider it a gift from your kind and loving President Bob. GREETING Maybe we need a flag? One with my picture on it. That could be pretty cool. GREETING Maybe we need a flag? One with my picture on it. That could be pretty cool. GREETING First things first, we're gonna have to open up the Museum of Bob. GREETING I've got nothing to say to you, stranger. GREETING See Herbert? Now that's a nice person for you. Why can't you be more like that! GREETING Hold it right there. GREETING State your business in Rivet City. GREETING C'mon. Make it fast. I got chores. GREETING Yes? What is it? C'mon, I don't have all day. GREETING This is the new Republic of Dave! Go away! GREETING By the order of the new Republic of Dave, I order you to go away! This is your last warning! GREETING I warned you! GREETING I guess you're wondering where I'm going. I'm off to annex Old Olney and forge the New Republic of Dave! Don't try to stop me! GREETING Ah, you're back. So, have you brought a gift for the President? Which is it? The rifle or the money? GREETING Surprise! GREETING Finally. Got you in my sights. GREETING You won't get away this time. GREETING And now it's time for you to die. GREETING You did me a great favor with those keys. I know just how to use them. GREETING Hey! My second best friend in the whole wide world! GREETING Hiya. GREETING I'm very happy to see you again, savior of Oasis. GREETING What is it, Outsider? GREETING Ah, it's nice to have the pleasure of your company again. GREETING What is it you need, Outsider? GREETING Well, well... if it isn't our old friend! Good to see you! GREETING What do you want? GREETING Welcome back, my good friend! GREETING Yes, Outsider? GREETING Goodness, it's wonderful to speak to you again! GREETING What is it now, Outsider? GREETING Yes, my friend? What can I do for you now? GREETING What is it, Outsider? GREETING I uh... don't feel so good. GREETING Am I drunk? I think I'm drunk... Do I seem drunk to you? GREETING Whoa!!! Is it me, or is the world spinning? GREETING Who are you again? GREETING I don't want to be a slave! I was just confused before! Take it off! GREETING Please! You got to let me go! GREETING I'm begging you! Let me go! GREETING Stay away from me! This is all your fault! GREETING Wow, who would have thought I'd run into you out here? It's a small world... but not as small as the Vault, I guess! GREETING I really do have to get back to the vault. Good to see you again, though. GREETING What have you done? The Vault is done for! GREETING What are we going to do now? You've ruined everything! GREETING This is all your fault! You've ruined the Vault! You'll pay! GREETING I guess it's my turn to thank you. GREETING Anyway, the area's secure, so you're free to talk to Three Dog if you need to. GREETING By the way, because you helped us I'm going to let you wear that Power Armor. But don't you ever forget where it came from. GREETING I guess it's my turn to thank you. GREETING Anyway, the area's secure, so you're free to talk to Three Dog if you need to. GREETING Look, Herbert, he's back. I told you! GREETING Leave me out of that girl's crazy experiments. I don't get paid enough for that. GREETING I'm just here to make sure nothing goes wrong. With you or her. GREETING This place is a whole lot quieter, now. Thanks, I guess. GREETING I got nothing to say to you. GREETING Could you come back in an hour or two? Even geniuses need their sleep. GREETING Well, whaddya know? It worked! I mean, I was pretty sure it would, obviously. GREETING Here, take a few radiation Chems with you. I'm sure you'll run into more in the future. GREETING Well, you're alive... That's the good news. But there was a little side effect. A teeny, tiny, um, mutation. But it seems to be benign, at least. GREETING Here, take a few radiation Chems, as my little way of saying, "I'm sorry I twisted your DNA like a kitten with a ball of yarn." GREETING No mess, no problem! Well, a bit of a mess. But no problem, regardless! GREETING Here. You know, for next time you get hurt, and I'm not around. GREETING Okay, I even stitched a little smiley-face in you, to keep up your spirits. It's kind of hard to see from your side, though. GREETING Here, take this environment suit of mine. It will help with medical tasks, and it should help prevent the effects of exposure, too. GREETING Hey, I hear you're that stray from the Vault! I haven't seen one of you for years! GREETING Good to meet you! I'm Moira Brown. I run Craterside Supply, but what I really do is mostly tinkering and research. GREETING Say, I'm working on a book about the Wasteland -- it'd be great to have the foreword by a vault dweller. Help me out, would you? GREETING Look, Herbert, she's back. I told you! GREETING Glad to see you're finally awake. I can't believe they made you do that stupid ceremony. GREETING They listen when I talk, but they don't hear... know what I mean? GREETING Birch's word is the law. You must leave Oasis at once. GREETING You big dummy! Now we gotta wait for another Outsider! GREETING I'm afraid you're no longer welcome in His home. Please begone. GREETING Was it too much to ask to expect some civility from you? Bah. Get out of my sight. GREETING I'm afraid you're no longer welcome here. If you come back, we have orders to shoot. GREETING By insulting the Tree Father, you've insulted us all. You are no longer a guest here. I'd advise you to leave immediately. GREETING I thought I was quite clear. Leave or we will be forced to take action! GREETING How could this happen to us? Where did we go wrong? GREETING It's over... all over. GREETING This can't be! It just can't! How could He leave us? GREETING Our god lives no more. GREETING I can't believe He's gone. He meant everything to me. GREETING He's dead... the Great One is dead! GREETING I've just seen Tree Father and Leaf Mother Laurel enter the Grove. This worries me. GREETING Our leaders speak with the Great One. I hope nothing's wrong. GREETING Tree Father and Leaf Mother are conferring with the Great One. Something important must be happening. GREETING Something here is different. I can feel it. GREETING I feel a change in the air, I wonder what it could be? GREETING Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Bloomseer Poplar, soothsayer and healer of Oasis. GREETING It brings me great honor to welcome you. GREETING You have more questions for me perhaps? GREETING Go away, you big meanie! GREETING So you're the Outsider huh? You seem nice to me! GREETING Hiya! GREETING Branchtender Cypress at your service. Welcome to our little home. GREETING Ah, Outsider. So nice to see you again. GREETING It's very nice to meet you, Outsider. I'm Branchtender Linden. GREETING Good to speak to you again. GREETING Yes, what can I do for you on this beautiful day? GREETING Have you changed your mind, Outsider? Do you want to speak with Tree Father Birch? GREETING How could you do this to us? How could you take him away from us? GREETING Any chance the Wasteland had for recovery someday is now gone. GREETING Please, I wish to be alone right now. GREETING You've done a great deed this day, my friend. GREETING The gifts the Great One has bestowed upon us will now take mere decades to breach the confines of Oasis instead of centuries. GREETING The choice you made disturbs me, Outsider. Why you chose to side with my husband when it's quite clear Oasis could have benefited all eludes me. GREETING No matter. What's done is done, and I'll still do the best that I can to find a way to spread his influence throughout the Wasteland. GREETING You have questions for me, Outsider? GREETING I love Birch, but sometimes I think he doesn't see the big picture. GREETING The spreading of His influence is not a curse, it's a great miracle... a benefit meant for the entire Wasteland! GREETING The Great One is dead. Slain by your hand. Don't worry, I hold no grudge towards you. GREETING You'll have to forgive my people at a time like this, Outsider. They aren't used to being so lost. GREETING And for once, I don't have the words to help them. GREETING The choice you made disturbs me, Outsider. Why you chose to side with my wife when it's quite clear Oasis would be in peril eludes me. GREETING No matter. What's done is done, and I'll still do the best that I can keeping Him safe from those that seek to harm Him. GREETING You've done a great deed this day, my friend. You've ensured the safety of the Great One and the inhabitants of Oasis. GREETING Yes, Outsider? What is it? GREETING I know why you're here and despite what my wife thinks, I know you'll do what's best for Oasis. GREETING After all, He chose you and He would never want to put us in harm's way. GREETING What's wrong? Why are you leaving? GREETING As soon as the rest of the Treeminders are in place, we'll begin. GREETING What is it you wish to talk about, my friend? GREETING You have no idea how overjoyed I am to see you! Normally Outsiders are forbidden inside Oasis, but He has made an exception. GREETING We will speak once we've arrived in the Pavilion. Not to worry, all will be explained. GREETING I'm so glad you're here. It's been a while since anyone's visited us, and He's been waiting for someone like yourself to arrive. GREETING If you wouldn't mind following me, I'll bring you right to Him. GREETING Outsider! You have arrived! Please, come closer... I have something of the utmost urgency to speak to you about! GREETING Do hurry, He doesn't like to be kept waiting! GREETING It's not wise to keep the Great One waiting. GREETING Now is the time for an audience with Him. We can talk later. GREETING We aren't permitted to speak until the Ceremony has completed. GREETING We'll speak after you meet the Great One. GREETING Prepare yourself to meet Him, Outsider. It will change your life. GREETING The Ceremony of Purification has begun. Rejoice! GREETING No more words. The Ceremony begins. GREETING Take your place, Outsider. The Ceremony is about to begin. GREETING Rejoice, the Great One wishes to see you! GREETING You are welcome amongst us, Outsider. GREETING Revel, Outsider, for he has chosen you! GREETING Like the Great One Himself, we welcome you with outstretched arms. GREETING Welcome to Oasis, Outsider. We hope you'll find peace among us. GREETING We're very pleased to see you, Outsider. Welcome! GREETING Welcome, Outsider! GREETING I'm afraid you're just bringing in too many slaves for us to keep up. Now Eulogy is pissed at us for not being as good as you. GREETING First rule of competition: you can't lose if your competitor is dead. So long, fucker. GREETING The hell do you want? We're busy. GREETING Can I interest you in an extremely rare refreshment? GREETING Thanks for helping us, mungo. You're not so bad for a mungo. GREETING We're going home now. You watch out, okay? GREETING Man, that sure was something. You're pretty brave, mungo! GREETING We can make it from here, no problem. But you watch your back. Those Slaver assholes aren't going to forget about you. GREETING Thanks for getting us out of there, mungo. We're gonna head back home now. GREETING I'd think twice about coming back here if I were you. These guys aren't going to forget you, y'know? GREETING We'll meet you outside, if you can make it! GREETING We'll meet you outside, if you can make it! GREETING We'll meet you outside, if you can make it! GREETING Oh geez, mungo! This is crazy! GREETING We're gonna run for it. You come meet us outside if you make it! GREETING Man, what a mess! Don't get yourself killed, mungo! GREETING I already shorted out the fence system so our collars won't blow. I bet they won't even notice. GREETING We're getting outta here! GREETING You got the gate, huh? Okay, we're outta here! GREETING Shoot a couple of those mungo ass-bag Slavers for me, will ya? GREETING Man, you've made a mess. Go get 'em, mungo! Get that key! GREETING You go take care of the bad guys. I'll just stay out here, and.... stay out of the way. GREETING I guess you decided to do this your own way, huh? GREETING Well, now you've really done it. They're gonna kill you if they can, so you better kill them all first. GREETING Get the key for the slave pen gate off of the boss mungo, or that Forty asshole. If you can unlock the gate, we'll make a run for it. GREETING Oh man, they're gonna be mad at you! These Slaver guys are mean! GREETING Listen, you gotta help us. Me and my friends... We gotta get home. Can you help? Can you get us out of here? GREETING You gonna help, or what? Squirrel and Penny are still in there. GREETING The time for talk is over. Now, you must act. Go to the purifier. Make your father proud! GREETING It's time to show the Enclave who they're dealing with. Now let's move out! GREETING For Elder Lyons! GREETING Good luck! GREETING Project Purity is as good as ours! GREETING You! You're back! We... We all thought... you know. GREETING Look, Elder Lyons and the others are assembled in the lab. There's talk of assaulting the purifier. You'd better get down there right away. GREETING Glad to see you're still in one piece. You're just in time for the action. Best get to the lab and talk with Elder Lyons. GREETING You're back! Listen, something's happening. You need to get to the lab and talk to Elder Lyons right away! GREETING It's good to see you back. But you'd better get to the lab right away, and report to Elder Lyons. GREETING Great to see you, but have you spoken to Elder Lyons? He's here in the lab level, near the robot. GREETING You need to report to Elder Lyons A.S.A.P. He's over by the robot. GREETING Zzzzzz... GREETING I'm sorry, but I really don't have time to talk right now. Perhaps Scribe Jameson could help you? GREETING The Enclave seems to have developed advanced plasma-based weaponry. I need to analyze our Power Armor... GREETING What I wouldn't do to get my hands on one of those Enclave vertibirds... GREETING All this time spent acquiring technology, and we look like cavemen next to the Enclave. That is not acceptable. GREETING Super Mutants, Enclave -- they all bleed the same. No worries. GREETING Welcome to the Citadel. Just remember -- you're a guest in our home. I expect you to behave yourself. GREETING Welcome to the Citadel, friend of Steel. GREETING You ever seen a Super Mutant's head explode? Hell of a mess. GREETING I hear those Enclave soldiers are equipped with Plasma weapons. Lucky bastards. GREETING I will serve the Citadel and Elder Lyons until my dying breath. Is there any better life? GREETING Long live Elder Lyons! GREETING Yes? GREETING Hail to you, son of James. GREETING Hail to you, daughter of James. GREETING Ah, it's good to see you again. GREETING What the -- goddammit! Didn't anyone ever teach you not to creep up on people during a live fire exercise? GREETING What are you thinking? [Sighs] Anyway, I am Knight Captain Dusk, in service of Steel. If you require anything, simply ask. GREETING Hail to you, stranger. I am Knight Captain Dusk, in service of Steel. If you require anything, simply ask. GREETING I'm sorry, what part of "I'm done with you" didn't you understand? Leave me alone, Waster. GREETING Did I stutter? Get out of my face. GREETING What? Can you not see that I'm concentrating here? You're gonna get your head blown off if you aren't careful. What do you want anyway? GREETING Do you really think it's wise to interrupt a sniper with a loaded rifle in her hand in the middle of a live fire drill? GREETING What's so important anyway? GREETING Dammit! What's wrong with you? This is a firing range, not a nursery -- it's dangerous here. What do you want? GREETING You holdin' it together, stranger? I see you're still in one piece. That's a good start, eh? GREETING Still alive, I see. You're doing better than most Wasters that end up in the city. GREETING Each day we make it to the end's a good one, eh? What do you need? GREETING ... GREETING Yes? GREETING What? GREETING Speak. GREETING Quartermaster Durga here, stranger. I have to say, I'm not sure what you're doing in my armory. GREETING We run a tight ship and unless Elder Lyons says so, we don't trade with outsiders. GREETING Quartermaster out. GREETING Look, I told you. The Brotherhood doesn't trade with outsiders. If you want permission, you'll need to speak with Elder Lyons. GREETING You again? Was I not clear the first time? I'm under order not to trade with outsiders for supplies. These orders come directly from Elder Lyons. GREETING If you've got a problem with that, talk to him. Quartermaster out. GREETING I received word from Elder Lyons. He says that you have permission to trade with us. Good for you. GREETING Yeah? What do you need? GREETING Quartermaster here. What do you need? GREETING Glad to see you and that egghead Li made it here in one piece. I heard what happened at that purifier. Hell of thing. GREETING 'can I do for you, kid? GREETING Good to see you in one piece, partner. What can I do for you? GREETING What do you need? GREETING Initiate! You got a lot of nerve interrupt... Oh, my apologies, stranger. I thought you were one of these worthless Initiates. GREETING I swear, these kids'd be lost without me here to powder their asses. GREETING I swear, these kids couldn't hit a barn door. Talk to me, say something to get my mind of these sorry ass recruits. GREETING These kids couldn't hit the ass end of a Behemoth at five paces. You should get in there and show 'em a thing or two, eh? That'd be a laugh. GREETING Expulsion Protocol KL-001 in effect. Disengage voice parameters. GREETING High-level functions offline. Self-destruct sequence initiated. Civilian is advised to secure FEV sample and exit the facility immediately. GREETING High-level functions offline. Self-destruct sequence initiated. Civilian is advised to exit the facility immediately. GREETING So, you're back. We had feared both you and the G.E.C.K. were lost. Were you successful? GREETING We have nothing more to talk about. Leave my republic within 24 hours or you will be executed for treason. GREETING Breach! How did you make it in here without an escort? Only a master spy could be so skilled! Are you a spy? GREETING You are, aren't you? Come on now, confess! Have you been sent to spy on the Republic of Dave? GREETING I am Dave, President of the Republic of Dave. You will address me as "Mister President" or I will have you executed. GREETING Now, are you applying for citizenship, asylum, or just vacationing in the Republic of Dave? GREETING Hmmm. You look familiar. No matter. We never hold prior meetings against tourists. GREETING Now, are you applying for citizenship, asylum, or just vacationing in the Republic of Dave? GREETING Yeah? What do you want? GREETING Oh, look at this, the spy has returned to gather intelligence. You'll get nothing from me, spy. What do you want? GREETING Out with it, Ambassador. This Republic isn't going to run itself. GREETING Yes? What can President Dave do for you? GREETING Stop right there, mister! Whatcha think you're doing in the Republic of Dave? GREETING Stop right there, lady! Whatcha think you're doing in the Republic of Dave? GREETING Whatcha want, Stranger? GREETING Come on! I have to take you to Daddy! GREETING Dave says you're okay? Fine. GREETING It's kind of late to be entering the Republic. GREETING Can't you come back later? GREETING Come on! I have to take you to Daddy! GREETING Hey, you. Stop! What do you want from the Republic of Dave? GREETING What do you want from us? GREETING Come on! I have to take you to Daddy! GREETING Hey, who are you? What do you want from the Republic of Dave? GREETING What do you want? GREETING Did Dave say it was okay for you to be here? GREETING Well now... who could have ever thought? Me! President! Things are really going to be different around here. GREETING Listen, I can't thank you enough. You convinced that that I could do this, and you were right. I want you to have something. GREETING Dave kept some big weapon or something locked up in the safe in his office. The code is 1138. GREETING It's yours if you want it. We don't need it anymore. GREETING I just can't thank you enough! GREETING Things are going to be different around here! GREETING Bob as president? I don't know how I feel about that... GREETING President Bob. Well, that's a change. I don't know if it's a change for the better though... GREETING I heard that Dave allowed you to stay. Well, welcome stranger. Just be mindful of the children. GREETING Who are you? Is it okay for you to be here? GREETING What do you want now? GREETING Come on! I have to take you to Daddy! GREETING So Dave gave you the okay, huh? Well, welcome then. GREETING I run the Museum of Dave, where the children of the Republic can learn about their heritage. GREETING I have nothing more to say to you. You are the most un-Dave-like person I've ever met! GREETING Something you need? GREETING Dave doesn't like us talking to strangers. GREETING President Daddy says that people from outside the Republic are bad. GREETING Are you really from the Wasteland? Wooooow! GREETING Hold it right there! GREETING You're supposed to be in that holding cell. You're not going anywhere! GREETING There's a full complement of guards in the next room. As soon as I get them, you're going back to your cell. In a body bag, if necessary. GREETING I think you'd better leave now. GREETING You... What are you doing here? GREETING I am most honored to see you again, sir. GREETING I am most honored to see you again, ma'am. GREETING You've come to see us! How sweet. GREETING Thanks to you, we're rebuilding the Memorial. GREETING It's great to see you again. GREETING The slaves know their place now, thanks to you. GREETING All four of the VIP targets Eulogy wants are dead. Great. Good job moron. I'm sure you had something to do with that. GREETING Well, you can keep sending slaves my way if you want to continue splitting the commission. But I'm not vouching for you with the Paradise crew. GREETING Thanks to you, we finally have that sniper, Arkansas, in a collar! You have no idea how many good men that prick put into the dirt. GREETING I'm tempted not to sell him, just so we can torment him. Use him for target practice or something. Hehehe. GREETING Here's another collar. Keep those hoochies rolling in and you'll be rich in no time. GREETING How the hell'd you get old queen Flak, into that collar?! I'm surprised you're still alive! GREETING We need to keep a close eye on that one, though. He knows our system too well. GREETING He sold us out to get into Rivet City. We'll never forget that. And now we'll make sure he never forgets it, either. GREETING Here's another collar. Keep herding the swine in here and you'll have more bottle caps than you'll know what to do with. GREETING I've been wanting to get Red in here for a long time. I have a little something special planned for her. GREETING Take another collar, and keep those puppies coming! GREETING Susan thought she could just up and leave, huh? We showed her different, didn't we? GREETING She'll think twice about slitting one of our throats now that she's collared! We'll need to come up with something extra special for her. GREETING Here's another collar. You're a welcome addition to our little operation here. GREETING Hold it right there. Nobody's allowed into Paradise Falls except on Slaver business. And I get to decide what qualifies as Slaver business. GREETING You didn't really think you could just sneak into Paradise Falls did you? GREETING You again? What do you want? GREETING What the hell do YOU want?! You got a death wish? GREETING Do I look like someone who wants to be your friend? Are you a moron? Why do you keep coming around? Piss off already! GREETING Unless, have you changed your mind? Do you want to take me up on the offer of employment? GREETING You're back?! Do you have a death wish? GREETING Look, I don't know who you are but you don't belong here. GREETING The Super Mutants have overrun our brothers at the Galaxy News Radio building, and we're headed there to back them up. GREETING You can tag along if you want. But keep your head down and try not to do anything... stupid. GREETING You can follow us as far as GNR. But keep your head down if you don't want it to get blown off. GREETING No offense, but I'm a little busy saving your ass right now. GREETING Go away. GREETING At last, I've come to destroy the Mechanist's precious Forge. And no minion of his will stop me! GREETING Now, face death from the AntAgonizer! GREETING Please, just leave me alone. I want to leave all of this behind me. GREETING Who dares interrupt the AntAgonizer? Begone! GREETING I have no time to waste with you. Far more important matters await the attention of the AntAgonizer! GREETING At last, you've pried the shell off of that meaty little Mechanist. Give it to me! GREETING My spies tell me that meddling Mechanist has been removed from the picture. I only wish I had that tin-man's shell to gloat over! GREETING Bring me the suit of the Mechanist, and then we can talk. GREETING Excellent. Now, peel that tin-man's suit from his corpse and bring it to me. I wish to examine it more closely. GREETING Bring me the suit of the Mechanist, and then we can talk. GREETING You don't have the Mechanist's suit. Don't waste my time until you've brought me that prize! GREETING So, at last you've penetrated the court of the AntAgonizer, Queen of All Ants! GREETING Were you sent by that meddling Mechanist? He'll learn that no one can stand before my royal regiment of fighting ants! GREETING Explain yourself! Why shouldn't I have my pretties kill you where you stand? GREETING You again! What is it, now? GREETING Make this fast. I have royal matters to ponder. GREETING Hahaha! Bow, peasant! Bow before the Ant Queen! GREETING Aha! Vile AntAgonizer! You've got a lot of moxie, invading my private sanctum! Pretty courageous, for a spineless insect! GREETING But this is as far as you go. Now it's time to put down the foot of justice and crush your nefarious plans once and for all! GREETING Vile minion of the AntAgonizer, you and your creepy mistress will face the unbending wrath of the Mechanist! GREETING Now, face death from the Mechanist! GREETING Really. Thanks for all your help, but I've got things I have to attend to. GREETING I'm sorry. Just leave me alone. I've got a lot to think about. GREETING A badass like you, you deserve a cut of everything around here. Take it. It's yours. GREETING Check this out. Me and a couple of the boys thought you could use a cut of the loot we picked up. GREETING It's time for fighting, not for talking. GREETING If you're going to put the code in, hurry up and do it. Otherwise this place explodes, and everyone in the Wasteland is in danger. GREETING Hey mungo. This is an A B conversation so C your way out. GREETING Are you sure you know where you're going? I mean... you look kinda like you might be lost? GREETING Are we there yet? GREETING I can't wait to get to Big Town! GREETING You want to go to Big Town? Of course you do! GREETING Yeah! I made it to Big Town! Big Town! Hurray! Now I just need to find Red. GREETING No time to talk to your type, local. GREETING Why don't you go bother the Brotherhood or something? GREETING Hey local, shouldn't you be banging rocks together, or something? GREETING Don't push your luck out here. GREETING Keep an eye out for those locals. GREETING No, I'm sorry. I tried to be nice to you and you decided to make fun of me. Well, this old lady doesn't put up with those shenanigans. GREETING Oh my goodness gracious! Seems like you've been gone forever. Please tell me you have good news. GREETING No luck yet finding the Soil Stradivarius, eh? GREETING Let me know if there's anything I can do to help! GREETING Oh my, it's you. I-I wasn't expecting visitors all the way out here. GREETING My name's Agatha. What brings you to my home? GREETING My my my. You certainly do look a little bit worn out from your travels. GREETING Oh, just look at my terrible manners! I'm Agatha. It's so nice to meet you. GREETING Now, what brings you all the way out here? GREETING Alright, that should do it. You need anything else? GREETING All better now, you big baby. Can I get back to work now? GREETING Okay, you should be fine, and ready to run off and play. GREETING I'll say this; it's easier to work on a mungo, since you're a lot bigger. Easier to find a vein, at least. GREETING Good as new. Now, watch yourself out there, all right? GREETING Now next time, try to be where the bullets aren't. GREETING There you go. All better, you big baby. You need anything else? GREETING That should keep you going for a bit longer. GREETING Medical procedure complete. Further instructions? GREETING Feel better? You should, that was the good stuff. Need anything else? GREETING See, that wasn't so bad. Anything else I can do for you? GREETING You're all set. Are we done here? GREETING Look, I have business to get back to, so if you don't mind... GREETING Quit gawking, smoothskin! We're headed over to Tenpenny Tower. We Ghouls own that place now. You smoothskins aren't allowed to live there anymore. GREETING Quit gawking smoothskin! We�re on our way to Tenpenny Tower. You know anything about the tower? GREETING We're done being oppressed by you smoothskins. GREETING You've got the authority to kill Zimmer. None of my people will interfere. What's the hold up? GREETING Zimmer's dead. I know. Now he's just another bad memory from my past. GREETING Look, I don't know why you wanted to help me. But you did, and I'll always be grateful for that. Now... it's time for me to get back to my life. GREETING You again? You better not be here to convince me I'm some kind of robot. I'm warning you. I won't put up with your nonsense. GREETING I'm a little busy right now. Is there a problem? GREETING No! It's all over me! I can feel it... it's invading my mind! GREETING Get out of my head! Get the FUCK OUT! Aaaaagh! GREETING Can't you SEE?! They're all dead! It's all my fault! GREETING Deciding to retrieve the device yourself was foolish when I was at your disposal, but so be it. GREETING Well, I'm afraid this is where you and I part company. I'll find my way out of this place, don't worry. GREETING Maybe we'll meet again somewhere in the Wasteland. GREETING Yes? What is it? GREETING As promised, here's the G.E.C.K. I hope it's worth it. GREETING Well, I'm afraid this is where you and I part company. I'll find my way out of this place, don't worry. GREETING Maybe we'll meet again somewhere in the Wasteland. GREETING No students in Hall without Pass. Visitors must sign in at Administration. GREETING Finally! Free! GREETING I have to get out of here! GREETING Please! Help us! GREETING Here... you've done so much for us. I want you to have this. It's all I have to offer you... GREETING All of us here thank you for everything you've done. For us... for the Wastes. We pooled together and got you this. GREETING It's the best we could do. Please take it, with our thanks. GREETING I wish there were more people like you in the world. GREETING I want you to have this. I hope it helps keep you safe. GREETING What now? You're starting to piss me off. Are you one of them Ghoul haters? GREETING I'll be damned! You did it, didn't you? You disarmed that thing! GREETING Hell, where's my manners? I'm Lucas Simms, mayor and sheriff. And I'm pleased to say, we've had a reward for fixing up that bomb. Here you go! GREETING Y'know, we could use someone like you living in town. We've got an empty place up behind the Brass Lantern. Here's the key and deed. GREETING And heck, Moira over at Craterside Supply can even sell you stuff to help fix the place up. GREETING Name's Lucas Simms, town sheriff. And mayor too, when the need arises. GREETING You got a weird look about you, boy. The kind that means trouble. I give everyone a fair shake. But if you do anything remotely stupid, you're dead. GREETING You got a weird look about you, boy. The kind that means trouble. I give everyone a fair shake. But if you do anything remotely stupid, you're dead. GREETING You got a weird look about you, girl. The kind that means trouble. I give everyone a fair shake. But if you do anything remotely stupid, you're dead. GREETING Name's Lucas Simms, town sheriff. And mayor too, when the need arises. GREETING I don't know why, but I like you, boy! Something tells me you're all right. So welcome to Megaton! Just holler if you need something. GREETING Name's Lucas Simms, town sheriff. And mayor too, when the need arises. GREETING I don't know why, but I like you, girl! Something tells me you're all right. So welcome to Megaton! Just holler if you need something. GREETING Name's Lucas Simms, town sheriff. And mayor too, when the need arises. GREETING I must be getting slow in my old age. Thanks for saving my hide, there. GREETING Haven't disarmed the bomb yet? That's some serious pre-war hardware. So go easy, okay? GREETING Don't suppose you've disarmed that bomb? GREETING I'll be damned! You did it, didn't you? You disarmed that thing! GREETING Here's your reward. Hell, why don't you move in? Could use someone like you. Got an empty place here you can use. Here's the key and deed. GREETING It ain't much to look at. But talk with Moira. She's got random odds and ends you might be able to spruce the place up with. GREETING I'll be damned! You did it, didn't you? You disarmed that thing! GREETING And all without asking for pay, too. Hell, why don't you move in? Here's the key and deed to an empty house. Consider yourself a Megaton citizen! GREETING Oh and talk with Moira at Craterside Supply. She's got random odds and ends you might be able to spruce the place up with. GREETING Shut up. Kinda busy. GREETING Back to stare in awe at the Outcasts? Don't you have something better to do, kid? GREETING Defender Rococo Rockfowl, at your service. GREETING Might want to watch your head around here, miss. GREETING Defender Rococo Rockfowl, at your service. GREETING Gotta be careful out here, mister. GREETING Hey. Make it quick, huh? GREETING I'm Protector Henry Casdin, leader of the Outcasts. This had better be good. GREETING Normally, I wouldn't be wasting my time talking to a local, but Morgan tells me you can make yourself useful. GREETING So, interested in collecting technology for us? GREETING Changed your mind about the job, yet? GREETING Well, look who it is. What have you got for us, today? GREETING If it isn't our local scavenger-for-hire. What've you found for us, today? GREETING Always good to see you. What have you brought for us? GREETING Ah, good to see you back. What've you got for us today? GREETING Hold on! You're a new face, and around here, new faces tend to get shot. GREETING You'd better explain yourself, before I have to ask again, with lead. GREETING I suggest you get going now, before I start shooting. GREETING You had your warning. GREETING Back again, eh? Changed your mind? I still need to know if you have any problems with killing. GREETING I thought you weren't interested in what I had to say? GREETING Please, just go. I already said everything I had to say. GREETING I'm waiting to make sure you leave. Now get going. GREETING Leave me alone. I have to... take care of my father... GREETING Go on! Before security comes. Be careful out there! GREETING I'm just waiting for you to leave so I can close the door and go back to pretending my life is perfect. GREETING There's nothing else for you here. You're an outsider now. You know, the people who are supposed to stay on the other side of this door. GREETING Please, you need to go before someone comes. Be careful out there. GREETING I thought you didn't need my help. The door's open. Go through it. GREETING You told me to get out of your way, so I'm going. Goodbye. GREETING Don't bother trying to apologize. Just get out of here before it's too late! GREETING You've got to get out of here. Someone's sure to come see what's going on. Take care! GREETING Good. You're leaving. I guess you were trying to help me. But you... You didn't have to kill him! GREETING I didn't think I would make it... My father, he... Officer Mack... I didn't tell them anything, I swear... GREETING When the warning sirens came on, they all ran out. I guess that was you. I see you got the door open. That's good. GREETING Were you going to leave without even saying goodbye? GREETING You did it! You opened the door! My God, I almost didn't believe it was possible. GREETING My God, what have you done? You killed him! Why would you kill my father? GREETING Get away from me! I can't talk to you right now. GREETING Oh my God. I had no idea my father would... I had no choice. Officer Mack, he... GREETING Here. Take it. I don't want it any more. I don't know what I'd do if still had the gun and my father came looking for me. GREETING Thank God you came along when you did. I don't know what I might have done... GREETING Here. Take the gun. I don't want to find out what I'd do if I still had the gun when my father comes looking for me. GREETING You'd better get out of here. I'll try to meet you at the vault door. If I don't make it... good luck. GREETING Thank you! I told you my father wasn't himself. I don't know what he might have done if you hadn't come along. GREETING You'd better get out of here. I'll try to meet you at the vault door. If I don't make it... good luck. GREETING You need to go. I'll try to meet you by the vault door. Be careful. GREETING You need to get moving. And be careful -- the security men are everywhere. GREETING Come on, you've got to wake up! GREETING Well, look who's come crawling back. What do you want? GREETING Back again? Did you forget something? GREETING What are you waiting for? You said you'd help her! GREETING You coming too? Hey, I could sure use some help. Come on! GREETING It's no use! I've got to get away from these damned roaches! GREETING Did you change your mind? Are you going to help my mom after all? GREETING We did it! My mom's gonna be okay! You're the best friend I've ever had, man! GREETING Hey, I know it isn't much, but I want you to have my Tunnel Snakes jacket. Go ahead, take it. GREETING You're the best, man. The best. Everything's gonna be okay now, thanks to you! GREETING She's dead! She's dead and you could have helped and you didn't. Get away from me! GREETING Just go away and leave me alone. GREETING You gotta help me! My mom's trapped in there with the Radroaches! GREETING You're lucky it was me who found you. The others won't be so forgiving. GREETING I don't know what you're up to and I don't want to know. Just clear out of here and I'll pretend I never saw you. GREETING Come on, kid, get out of here before you get us both killed! GREETING Just keep your hands where I can see them. GREETING Where did those ... things... come from? Ugh. I need another drink. GREETING Come on, sit down and have a drink with me. GREETING God! I could really use a drink right now! GREETING Me and Andy were in a tight spot there, ain't no mistake. Good thing he loves toasting roaches so much. GREETING I'm not sure how I could help. GREETING Those nasty roaches have gotten my circuits in such a frazzle! GREETING We're getting out of here. Now's our chance! GREETING Tom wouldn't listen to me. You know how he gets. GREETING And how can we help you today? GREETING Well, I guess you weren't such a jerk after all. GREETING Wow, you look like you've been through Hell. GREETING From what I've heard, sounds like you've been through Hell. GREETING You look like you've been though Hell. GREETING Well, I'm still waiting. What's the deal with my men? GREETING Any other info I can give you? GREETING Staying in Underworld isn't helping our cause. Make this fast. GREETING You still here? The Rangers aren't going to last forever if you don't get out there and help them. GREETING I thought we covered everything. What is it now? GREETING Get the hell out of my face. GREETING If you're going to continue to irritate me, I'm not going to be so nice about it. GREETING What.... Where am I? What happened? GREETING How long have I been out? GREETING Yeah? What is it? Ready to help? GREETING Yeah? What do you want? GREETING I'm afraid she's going to be out for a while. She's not well at all. GREETING Don't worry though, I'm sure the rest of Reilly's Rangers will show up soon and take her home. GREETING Doctor Barrows at your service. What brings you to the Chop Shop? GREETING Come to lend me a hand I hope. I can always use fresh human samples. GREETING Yes, what is it now? Please, be brief. I'm quite busy. GREETING You sure know your shit. Ever consider joining the Rangers? I bet Reilly would love to have you on our team. GREETING Remember, if you need anything fixed, look me up at the Ranger Compound. GREETING Move... move! GREETING Hey there. Donovan at your service. You break it, I fix it. GREETING What can I do you for? GREETING Hey man, the Butcher wants to see you. He's right over yonder. GREETING Did ya see me? Nothing good ole' Eugene and a few hundred rounds of ammo couldn't handle. GREETING Goodbye. If you're ever in the neighborhood and need some help, just listen for Eugene's rat-a-tat-tat. Ha ha ha! GREETING Go go go! GREETING Brick's the name, and I call this fine looking roomsweeper Eugene. GREETING We've had a lot of fun together mowin' down Super Mutants, but I think it's time we get off this roof. GREETING Yeah? What is it? GREETING I think Butcher wants to talk with you and he's callin' the shots. We can talk about me 'n Eugene later. GREETING Welcome back. It's great to see you again. GREETING It's been good knowing you. Hope to see you at the Ranger Compound. GREETING Well, I suppose thanks are in order... and a little something extra for your trouble. GREETING I'm going to head back to Ranger Compound and see if Reilly's back yet. If you make your way there, Reilly will pay you herself. GREETING If I can ever be of medical assistance or you need some supplies or repairs, let me or Donovan know. GREETING Again, I'm not sure how to thank you. GREETING I'm going to head back to Ranger Compound to see if Reilly's back yet. Look me up anytime you're in the neighborhood. GREETING If I can ever be of medical assistance or you need some supplies or repairs, let me or Donovan know. GREETING We'll talk when we get to the exit. Let's roll. GREETING Back so soon? Are we in luck? GREETING Hey you! Get your ass over here before you attract every Super Mutant in the building! GREETING The name's Butcher, I'm the team medic. It's good to see a friendly face. GREETING Okay, now who the heck are you and when are reinforcements coming? GREETING Good luck to you, and Godspeed. GREETING Saints alive! You've done it! GREETING Quickly, let me have the ink and I will produce the copy of the Declaration of Independence! GREETING Here you are... a perfect copy. That should give ol' George something to think about. GREETING What are the next orders from the Congress? GREETING What brings you by Rivet City today? GREETING You had your chance... you blew it. GREETING Get the hell out of my face. GREETING I have no interest in talking to you. GREETING Well, well, well. If it isn't the greatest American hero... or Abraham Washington's greatest anyway. GREETING I figured we'd bump into each other again. What brings you all the way out to Ghoulsville? GREETING So, what can I help with? GREETING What's up? GREETING Go away! Hannibal is waiting for you. GREETING What are we going to do? Those Slavers have captured the Memorial. GREETING My feet are sore. It's a long way to the Lincoln Memorial GREETING Hannibal says you're on our side. My name is Alejandra. GREETING What? Oh! I didn't see you there. I get that way sometimes when I'm thinking. GREETING Excuse me, sir. I can't talk now. Slavers could any moment. GREETING Excuse me, ma'am. I can't talk now. Slavers could any moment. GREETING I don't talk to strangers. You need to go talk to Hannibal. GREETING Please, sir. Help us get rid of all those Slavers in the Memorial. GREETING Please, ma'am. Help us get rid of all those Slavers in the Memorial. GREETING I hope our brahmin survives this trip. GREETING My name is Bill. Bill Seward, if you please, sir. GREETING My name is Bill. Bill Seward, if you please, ma'am. GREETING Yes, sir. What can I do for you sir? GREETING Yes, ma'am. What can I do for you ma'am? GREETING Not now. We can talk after the Slaver attack. GREETING Don't you be stopping here, mister. You got to talk to Hannibal first. GREETING Don't you be stopping here, lady. You got to talk to Hannibal first. GREETING We've got to get those Slavers cleared out of the Memorial. GREETING I'm sure Hannibal is cooking up a plan. GREETING This is a glorious day. We will rebuild Lincoln's Memorial. I hope I can reattach his head. GREETING I'm sure Hannibal is cooking up a plan. GREETING You're new. I'm Caleb. If you're going to be staying a while, I could use some help. GREETING You have a picture! And such a large one, too. GREETING I'll have no problems restoring the Memorial with this. Thank you! GREETING Make it quick. I've got a lot of work to do. GREETING Those Slavers are all dead. We must stay vigilant. There may be more of them. GREETING We got wind that the Slavers are going to attack. We could really use your help in the fight. GREETING Ah, a visitor. Welcome to the Temple of the Union. GREETING I'm not going to ask you who you are. For the moment, I don't care. GREETING We are all escaped slaves. I need your solemn promise not to betray us to Paradise Falls or the Slavers. GREETING Until I get that, you cannot leave here. So, do I have your word? GREETING Are you ready to pledge your allegiance? GREETING Everything is done? I can hardly believe it. We are finally going to realize the dream! GREETING We'll start out within the hour. We'll meet you at the site. GREETING I hear you found a great picture for Caleb. Once the Memorial site is safe, we can move there. GREETING So the Super Mutants are dead? This is wonderful news! GREETING Now all you have to do is get Caleb his picture and we can begin our journey. GREETING Slavers! They're holed up in the Memorial. GREETING In a moment we will charge them. We will have liberty or we will have death! Join with us to defeat evil! GREETING Those Slavers are still in control of the Memorial. GREETING Is it time for us to attack yet? GREETING We made it! The Memorial is really ours! I cannot thank you enough. GREETING Here, take this. It's a token of our thanks. GREETING Thanks to you, we are able to make this journey. GREETING We will rebuild the great Memorial to Lincoln and give hope to slaves everywhere! GREETING What is it? GREETING You have been good to your word. You are welcome at the Temple of the Union anytime. GREETING Take these schematics as a token of our gratitude. GREETING Ah! It is our newest brother! What can I do for you? GREETING Ah! It is our newest sister! What can I do for you? GREETING I'm Leroy Walker, and you're probably wondering about what we're doing here. GREETING Yeah, I killed them all after telling you not to. GREETING I just couldn't trust anyone else to do it. I needed to see them dead with my own eyes. GREETING Anyway, the problem has been taken care of. I can go back to Paradise Falls now. GREETING I'll make sure they know you're our kind of people. You'll be welcome there any time. GREETING You just couldn't wait for us, could you? Well, at least they're all dead. Guess I'll go back to Paradise Falls. GREETING We are just about to wipe out this Temple of the Union. You can join us or not. It makes no difference to me. GREETING We're preparing for a slave attack. Just stay out of the way. GREETING So did you find any Lincoln artifacts in the Museum? GREETING Is there something else? GREETING Not now. Slavers are out there somewhere, preparing to attack. GREETING Now, beat it! Hannibal is waiting for you. GREETING What's your business stranger? GREETING You again. Don't dawdle. Get in here. GREETING You ain't supposed to be looking at me, to say nothing of talking to me. GREETING Now, beat it! Hannibal is waiting for you. GREETING Goddamn Slavers have the Memorial. GREETING As soon as Hannibal gives the word, we're going to charge in there and take it from them. GREETING Stay sharp. The Wasteland is dangerous. GREETING You don't look like much, stranger. Bet you run from Radroaches. GREETING I'm Simone Cameron. Don't fuck with me. Hannibal says I can't shoot you, but I ain't trusting you with a gun to my back. GREETING Are you trying to piss me off? GREETING That's close enough. What the hell are you doing wandering around here? GREETING Keep moving. Mister Walker is waiting. GREETING Oh. You again. GREETING What do you want? GREETING I heard you're going to help us get those runaways. GREETING Make it quick. I'm busy. GREETING Can't talk now, citizen! I must be leaving. Be safe! GREETING Well done! You have defeated the vile AntAgonizer, and you've brought back her suit so that we may destroy the last taint of her villainy! GREETING Hand it to me, and I'll make sure that no one else can ever bear the mantle of the foul AntAgonizer! GREETING You had best hand over the AntAgonizer suit. It's too dangerous to let it fall into the wrong hands. GREETING Excellent work, Mechano-Lad! Now that the vile AntAgonizer is defeated, all that remains is to destroy the shell of her evil. GREETING Bring me the foul AntAgonizer's armor, and we can do what must be done. GREETING Excellent work, Mechano-Lass! Now that the vile AntAgonizer is defeated, all that remains is to destroy the shell of her evil. GREETING Bring me the foul AntAgonizer's armor, and we can do what must be done. GREETING My super-spybots tell me that the AntAgonizer has been defeated. I trust I have you to thank for this? GREETING Congratulations, but I really must make sure her suit is destroyed, lest it fall into even more evil hands. GREETING Bring me the foul AntAgonizer's armor, and we can talk further. Until then, leave me be. GREETING I must neutralize the AntAgonizer's suit. When you've removed it from her vile corpse, bring it to me. GREETING What are you doing in here? How did you get past my defenses? Did the AntAgonizer send you? GREETING Speak now citizen or I'll be forced to detain you until I can ascertain your true motives! GREETING Make it fast, citizen. I can't talk long - evil is afoot! GREETING I trust everything is acceptable, citizen? GREETING Can't talk now. They're fighting! This is awesome! GREETING I don't wanna talk to you. You killed my Uncle Roe. GREETING Go away! I hate you! GREETING Oh man! Did you see it! Did you see it? The AntAgonizer was all like, "Fear me!" But the Mechanist was all, "Stop, evil-doer!" GREETING Are you all right? You aren't hurt, are you? I'd like to apologize for the rude welcome. Those two have been a bit of a, um, problem lately. GREETING Name's Roe. Uncle Roe, to most. Welcome to Canterbury Commons... for what that's worth. GREETING Whew! You wouldn't believe how much trouble those two have caused in this town. We've been looking for someone to get rid of them for a long time. GREETING But you just walked in and cleaned up the town, easy as you please! We're in your debt, that's for sure. GREETING I'm mayor of Canterbury Commons, think of me as your own Uncle Roe. And take this, as our thanks for cleaning up the town. GREETING Whew! You wouldn't believe how much trouble those two have caused in this town. We've been looking for someone to get rid of them for a long time. GREETING But you just walked in, downed one, and drove off the other, easy as you please! That'll be the last we see of them, you can be sure of that! GREETING I'm mayor of Canterbury Commons, think of me as your own Uncle Roe. And take this, as our thanks for cleaning up the town. GREETING Change your mind yet? You willing to help us deal with the AntAgonizer and Mechanist? GREETING Ah! That's it. Tenpenny promised me safety and security. And that damn useless Gustavo lets thieves run amok. This is the last straw. I'm leaving. GREETING Oooh! I can't believe it. With all of Gustavo's goons running around, they still let thieves come into my store and take things! GREETING I thought I was safe here. That's it, I'm leaving. I'll try my luck elsewhere. GREETING There must be somewhere safe out there. GREETING Where will I go? GREETING You don't seem to take a hint. Get out of my face. GREETING I'll mind my business, you mind yours. GREETING I've got nothing to say to you. Best move on. GREETING I'm not looking for trouble, or conversation either. GREETING Jesus, you really can't take a hint, can you? GREETING Let me be blunt. Go away. GREETING I don't know you, you don't know me. Let's keep it that way. GREETING How about you just mind your own business, okay? GREETING What do you need? GREETING I'm glad to be safely back home! GREETING Quick! Unlock the door! GREETING You've got to get this door unlocked! GREETING You're rescuing me? Let's get the hell out of here! GREETING You're rescuing Shorty and me?! Thanks! I thought we were goners for sure. GREETING I think the others are dead... or worse. GREETING You're rescuing me?! Thanks! I thought we were goners for sure. GREETING I think the others are dead... or worse. GREETING You're rescuing me?! Thanks! I thought we were goners for sure. GREETING I think the others are dead... or worse. GREETING We can talk back at Big Town. Let's get out of here! GREETING I'll feel better once we're safe. GREETING Thank God! Who are you? Never mind, I don't care right now. Let's go get Red and get out of here! GREETING Come on, you've got to untie me! GREETING Thanks! Who are you? Never mind, I don't care right now. Let's go get Red and get out of here! GREETING You lead. I'll follow. Let's go! Move it! GREETING No more talking! Let's get out of here! GREETING What's the hold up? GREETING Who are you? And why do I have the feeling that you have some bad news? GREETING They're dead. Aren't they? GREETING Hey! Who are you? GREETING Well, hey! How's it going? You need something, you just ask. Disarming that bomb, well... that's something I'm not ever likely to forget. GREETING Well, now... how's my favorite explosives expert doing? GREETING Not now! GREETING Savor this moment. GREETING Shush! You're ruining the moment. GREETING Wait for my summons. I will send for you after I finish some business in the Wasteland. GREETING Patience my love. I will send for you in due time. GREETING Patience. GREETING [crying] GREETING Do you realize what you�ve done? You�ve triggered the Failsafe! Ruined everything! The subjects will die, and I�ll be stuck here in this hell! Alone! GREETING You've ruined everything! EVERYTHING! GREETING Welcome to Rivet City. GREETING I...uh, I don't get visitors very often. My name is Abraham Washington. This is my Capital Preservation Society. GREETING Welcome to...uh...the Capital Preservation Society. GREETING What...uh, what can I do for you? GREETING Hi. I'm Angela. My dad runs Gary's Galley. If you want anything to eat, talk to him. GREETING Hi. I'm Angela. I run Gary's Galley. Let me know when you are ready to order. GREETING Have you heard? I'm getting married! GREETING Welcome to Gary's Galley. Can I take your order? GREETING Yes, sir? GREETING Yes, ma'am? GREETING Lay a hand on Doctor Zimmer, and I'll snap your neck like a chicken bone. GREETING That's close enough. Keep your hands where I can see them. GREETING The market is closing soon. You'd better make it quick. GREETING The council has a report that C.J. Young is missing. Have you seen her? GREETING Welcome to Potomac Attire. I am Bannon, proprietor and City Council member. GREETING I carry discriminating attire for discriminating customers. GREETING We haven't met. I'm Bannon, proprietor of Potomac Attire, and City Council member. GREETING You should stop by my shop. What you're wearing is dreadful. GREETING I heard that Danvers found a letter from Slavers in Seagrave's room. GREETING That will teach that bastard to mess with me. GREETING I think you've earned a permanent discount here. GREETING You told Danvers that I was trying to blackmail Seagrave. GREETING Thanks to you, they've suspended council meeting and are probably going to censure me. GREETING I can't ban you from my shop, but they can't tell me what to charge. GREETING Welcome to Potomac Attire. GREETING I think I've seen you in here before. When you're ready to buy, just let me know. GREETING Have you found anything you like? GREETING Is this interruption really necessary? GREETING I'm Belle Bonny, and this is the Muddy Rudder. GREETING I'll tell you what I tell all the fresh meat. Don't start anything down here or I'll have Brock kick your ass. GREETING I'm Belle Bonny, and this is the Muddy Rudder. GREETING I'll tell you what I tell all the fresh meat. Don't start anything down here or I'll have to kick your ass. GREETING You're a new one. I'm Belle Bonny of the Muddy Rudder. Make it quick. GREETING What the hell do you want? GREETING I'm Brock, the bouncer. I take care of the troublemakers. You aren't going to be a troublemaker, are you? GREETING Don't tell me your problems. GREETING I can't talk right now. My daughter, C.J. is missing. GREETING If you see her, please send her home right away. GREETING This place won't clean itself. That's my job. GREETING Look, I'm busy. GREETING Your arrival is most unexpected, but not entirely unwelcome. GREETING I'm sorry, maybe I wasn't clear enough. Piss off. Go. Walk. Leave. You don't belong here. Au revoir. Don't let the door hit you in the ass. GREETING Are you deaf? Get the hell out of here. You don't belong in this town. GREETING I thought I told you to piss off. I did, didn't I? So piss off. GREETING Oh, thank goodness you're here! I told everyone to wait here for you, that you'd know what to do, but they didn't listen to me. GREETING With everything they'd been through, they just panicked. But I knew you'd come back. GREETING I knew you'd know what was happening. You do, don't you? GREETING I'll keep looking for the others. Good luck with everything. GREETING Did you think I was joking? You murderer! GREETING You've already made your point with us. What else is there to say? GREETING It sounds like you've already abandoned us. Did you change your mind, or are you just here to make fun of us? GREETING I hope you're making your farewells, because we don't have much to say, otherwise. GREETING I... I just heard. The Overseer... My father is dead. GREETING What's more, some of the people are saying I should be the new Overseer. It's all so sudden. GREETING I just heard what you did. It was terrible, but... I guess it had to be done. GREETING What's more, some of the people are saying I should be the new Overseer. It's all so sudden. GREETING I... I just heard. My father says he's stepping down as Overseer. He won't tell me why, but I have to assume it's something you said to him. GREETING I hope you're making progress with my father. I can't imagine anyone else who could convince him we should venture outside. GREETING I hope you're making progress with the Overseer. I can't imagine anyone else who could convince him we should venture outside. GREETING What is it? GREETING Well, look at who came crawling back home? GREETING What's the matter? Homesick? Outside not everything it was cracked up to be? Or was it just that Daddy didn't want you anymore? GREETING Too bad. You're not wanted here. You're scum. GREETING Can't you just leave me and my Vault to die in peace? GREETING You know what? I changed my mind. Playtime's over, kid. GREETING Aren't you supposed to be leaving? GREETING Aren't you supposed to be leaving? GREETING I just heard about your so-called "solution." I've got to admit, I didn't think you'd do it. GREETING But, hey, you've solved my problems, and gave me an easy place to pin the blame. I guess I owe you my thanks. GREETING I just heard about your so-called "solution." I should have you killed where you stand. GREETING But obviously, we simply can't kill a Wasteland monster like you. The best we can do is offer you a sacrifice to send you on your way. GREETING At least with you gone, our home can return to some semblance of peace, even if it came at a tragic cost. GREETING I hear you talked some sense into that rabble, and convinced them to give up on their nonsense. All without bloodshed, no less. GREETING Good thing, too. We can't afford to lose any more of the breeding pool. I guess I owe you something in the way of thanks. GREETING I hear that you've had a little chat with our rebellious elements. It seems I underestimated your persuasive skills. GREETING I applaud your restraint. Violence only weakens our community, and now is no time for weakness. GREETING Once again, there is a firm hand in control, and all will be well in Vault 101. I suppose you'll want some sort of payment for your aid. GREETING Ghoul, human... I don't care. The caps all spend the same. GREETING Back for more, eh? What can I get for you? GREETING Don't you look absolutely... miserable. Pull up a stool and lay down a few caps, tell Uncle Akzrukhal all about it... GREETING What? Oh... I'm sorry... I was just thinking about my poor Gob. Did you need something? GREETING Talk to- GREETING Do not interfere with security operations. GREETING I'm sorry, but I am not at liberty to chat right now. GREETING Protect and serve. GREETING What is it now? Sir. GREETING What is it now? Ma'am. GREETING Do I look like I have time for idle chitchat? GREETING They say the G.O.A.T. never lies... According to this, you're slated to be the next vault chaplain. God help us all. GREETING Well, according to this, you're in line to be trained as a Laundry Cannon Operator. First time for everything, indeed. GREETING It's nice to know I can still be surprised. Pedicurist! I might have guessed manicurist or even masseuse, but apparently you're a foot person. GREETING It says here you're perfectly suited for a career as a Waste Management Specialist. A specialist, mind you, not just a dabbler. Congratulations! GREETING Huh. "Vault Loyalty Inspector"... I thought that had been phased out decades ago. Well, sounds like a job right up your alley, hmm? GREETING Interesting. "Clinical Test Subject"... sounds like something you should excel at. I guess you and your dad will be working together. GREETING Looks like the diner's going to get a new Fry Cook. I'll just say this once: hold the mustard, extra pickles. Ha ha ha. GREETING Thank goodness. We're finally getting a new Jukebox Technician. That thing hasn't worked right since old Joe Palmer passed. GREETING Well, well. Pip-Boy Programmer, eh? Stanley will finally have someone to talk shop with. GREETING Huh. I wonder who will be brave enough to be your first customer as the vault's new Tattoo Artist? I promise it won't be me. GREETING Apparently you're management material. You're going to be trained as a Shift Supervisor. GREETING Could I be talking to the next Overseer? Stranger things have happened. GREETING Wow. Wow. Says here you're going to be the vault's Marriage Counselor. GREETING Almost makes me want to get married, just to be able to avail myself of your services. GREETING I always thought you'd have a career in professional sports. You're the new vault Little League coach! Congratulations. GREETING Looks like you'll be putting your ... physical talents to good use as the vault's new Masseuse. GREETING All set, eh? You shouldn't have had any trouble with this little formality. GREETING You managed to answer all the questions, I see. That's a good start. Maybe a bit more than I expected given your grades. GREETING Well, you made it. All set for the G.O.A.T.? Trust me, it really isn't that bad. Just something everybody has to go through. GREETING Allow me to introduce myself. I am Godfrey, your personal robotic butler. GREETING I am here to look after your needs and to keep you happy and entertained. GREETING What can I do for you? GREETING Allow me to introduce myself. I am Wadsworth, your personal robotic butler. GREETING I am here to look after your needs and to keep you happy and entertained. GREETING What can I do for you? GREETING Good morning, sir. GREETING What can I do for you? GREETING Good morning, madame. GREETING What can I do for you? GREETING Good evening, sir. GREETING What can I do for you? GREETING Good evening, madame. GREETING What can I do for you? GREETING There's nothing more to discuss. Now, run along. GREETING The sooner you find my property, the sooner I can get out of this slum. Really, how do you people live like this? GREETING Standing around all day chit-chatting isn't going to help you track down my android. Is it? GREETING Well, I guess that's it. Thanks for getting us out of there, mungo. GREETING We're going back home now. You ever come out that way, you stop and say hi. I'll tell Mayor not to shoot you okay? GREETING Well, I guess that's it. Thanks for getting us out of there, mungo. GREETING We're going back home now. You ever come out that way, you stop and say hi. I'll tell Mayor not to shoot you okay? GREETING Not bad, mungo. Not bad at all. GREETING I told you I had a good plan. It sure worked, didn't it? You ever need anything, you go see MacCready in Lamplight. He'll help you out. GREETING Thanks, mungo. GREETING Thanks for getting us out of there. If you ever need anything, you come see us. GREETING Mayor will be nice to you. I'll make sure of it. GREETING So you got us out of there, huh? GREETING Not so bad for a mungo, I guess. GREETING So, uhh. Thanks and stuff. We're gonna head home soon. GREETING The AntAgonizer! You're the awesomest person ever, ever! Can I have your autograph? GREETING The Mechanist! You're the awesomest person ever, ever! Can I have your autograph? GREETING Goodbye, AntAgonizer! I have to go home now! GREETING Goodbye, Mechanist! I have to go home now! GREETING I'm heading back to Rivet City to get more supplies to sell to Big Town. They bought out my entire stock! GREETING I�m headed to Big Town. There�s good money to be made there. They ordered a ton of supplies, and now that it�s safe, I�m heading up there! GREETING I�m headed to Big Town. There�s good money to be made there. They ordered a bunch of high power explosives! GREETING I�m headed to Big Town. There�s good money to be made there. They ordered a bunch of robot parts! GREETING I�m headed to Big Town. There�s good money to be made there. They ordered a few Stealth Boys. GREETING I�m headed to Big Town. There�s good money to be made there. They ordered a bunch of firepower. GREETING You live the life of a Regulator. You're an example to all. GREETING Word reaches across the Wastes of your deeds. I am honored to have you among us. GREETING It's always good to see one of our number here. Have you brought tales and trophies of justice? GREETING The Regulators welcome you back. GREETING The unrighteous will be punished. GREETING We bring law to a lawless land. GREETING We are justice. We are the law. GREETING Sonora is our leader. Speak with her. GREETING Stay true to yourself and to the law. This is the rule of the Regulator. GREETING Well, hello there. I assume that you've come about the contract that we're offering. GREETING We're always pleased to see a new associate. Welcome. A most hearty welcome to our little business. GREETING You may darken our doorstep at any time, so long as you bring me what I ask for. GREETING Welcome! Welcome back! What do you have for us today? GREETING Why look who it is! My favorite associate! Have you brought me what I need? GREETING It's you! We always have time for our favorite employee! GREETING Speak to Mr. Littlehorn. GREETING We can't help you. Only Mr. Littlehorn can help you. GREETING I'm sorry, I don't have time to talk to you. GREETING Busy. So busy. Busy busy bee. GREETING No time. Must work. No time. Must work... GREETING Too busy. So busy. Never stop... GREETING What is it? GREETING Well, well. I'm surprised you don't know me. I'm Brianna. I... take care of the men around here. Well, unmarried ones anyway. GREETING Hey there. GREETING I don't think we've been properly introduced. I'm Holly... Vance's wife. GREETING Whatcha need? GREETING Always a pleasure. What can I do for you? GREETING I trust your talk with young Ian went well. GREETING I am quite interested in learning the results of your discussion. Did he come to a decision? GREETING I hear that you decided to speak to Ian regardless of my warnings. GREETING Be that as it may, I am still interested in what you conversed about. Did he come to a decision? GREETING Welcome to our home. GREETING My people call me Vance. I lead this group of weary travelers and outcasts who need a home. GREETING And to what do I owe the pleasure of your visit? GREETING You wish to speak to me again? GREETING Hey there, sweetie! GREETING ... GREETING Hello? Is this the mailman? Oh I do hope my fall catalog has arrived! GREETING You must be exhausted from all that walking in this horrible heat. Oh, and hungry too! Sit, please! GREETING Brailee Ewers is the name. Don't mind my husband Kenneth. He woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning! GREETING Whatcha' need darling? GREETING ... GREETING I'm sorry, but my husband told me to say that nobody's here. GREETING We aren't talking any more. Get out! GREETING What are you doing in here? GREETING What the hell are you doing in here?! Get the fuck out! GREETING Look, I want to be left alone. Can't you tell? GREETING ... GREETING Yes? Who is it? GREETING It's nice to see a friendly new face around here. It's been a long time. GREETING The name's Karen Schenzy. GREETING What's up? GREETING ... GREETING Go away! You're not getting in here! GREETING I thought I told you I didn't want to talk to you any more! I'm not going home and that's it! GREETING I wanted to thank you one last time for what you've done for me. GREETING My brain feels like less of a mess now... I think I may be seeing clearly for the first time in years. GREETING Don't worry about me... I've been through a lot, but I think I'm gonna be okay. GREETING Thanks again for helping me clear my thoughts. GREETING I thought I heard guns... what's going on? Who are you? GREETING Huh? What do you want? GREETING Yeah? What is it this time? GREETING I thought I heard guns... what's going on? Who are you? You better tell me right now or I'll call for Vance! GREETING Well, holy shit! You're back! GREETING What the hell happened out there? GREETING There he is... the hero of the day! GREETING There she is... the heroine of the day! GREETING How's the search going? Any sign of Ian? GREETING What did they tell you? Everyone ok? GREETING Don't you have some houses to be checking? GREETING Hang on, you're not one of them. I nearly blasted you in two! GREETING I'm Flak. If you want something better than that stick of yours, stop by Flak and Shrapnel's. GREETING I'm Flak. If you want a decent weapon, stop by Flak and Shrapnel's. GREETING Yeah? You need something? GREETING Let me introduce myself. I am Gary Staley gourmet chef and gourmand. I'll be preparing your meal. GREETING My specialty is Mirelurk Cakes. Although the iguana is very popular too. GREETING I'm Gary. Gary Staley. If you ever get hungry, stop by Gary's Galley. GREETING Ah! I knew you wouldn't be able to stay away from my cuisine for long. GREETING How may I serve you? GREETING Make it quick. I'm on a tight schedule. GREETING Is there a problem? GREETING This isn't a good time. My daugher, C.J. is missing. GREETING If you hear anything, please let me know right away. GREETING This place could use a few more people willing to work. Everything is falling apart and I'm the only one willing to fix it. GREETING I'm busy. I've got a lot of repairs to make. GREETING What do you want? GREETING I'm scared. Will you take me home? Take me to my Mom. GREETING I'm scared. Will you take me home? GREETING What's your problem, mister? GREETING What's your problem, lady? GREETING I'm Janice Kaplinski, chief botanist. What do you need? GREETING Be careful around these fruits and vegetables. They're worth more to us than you are. GREETING You need me? For what? GREETING Well? Are you going to help me or turn me over to the Slaver? GREETING Stay away from me. What do you want? Are you one of them? GREETING Stay away from me! GREETING I heard Sister is dead. Thank God! GREETING I'd rather be alone just now. GREETING Welcome to the Weatherly. Mister Buckingham at your service. GREETING How may I serve you? GREETING Haven't run into you before. You probably wouldn't remember me anyway. I'm Mister Lopez. GREETING I wish I had the courage to end it all. GREETING I'm just taking things one day at a time. GREETING Just leave me alone. GREETING Haven't seen you in here before. Do you need a fix? I might have what you need. You can always come see Paulie to get what you need. GREETING Who are you? Got any Psycho? I could really use a fix, but I'm broke. GREETING Ha ha! I run the chem shop, but I'm broke and can't buy chems! GREETING Looking for a fix? GREETING Make it quick, will ya? I'm coming down and I gotta get my fix. GREETING How the hell did you get in here? Hmph. I suppose you can't be all that bad if you made it this far without dying. GREETING This is the part where you tell me what the hell you are doing bothering an old man who obviously wants to be left alone.... Get on with it already! GREETING Stay sharp. They're everywhere. GREETING Sir, yes sir! Private Jones reporting! GREETING Sir, yes sir! GREETING You'd better get out of here. The guards are going to close up soon. GREETING Howdy. I'm Seagrave. Seagrave Holmes. I have a little of just about everything here. GREETING You must be new. I'm Seagrave. If you've got anything you want to unload, stop by my shop, Rivet City Supply. GREETING Hey! I heard that Bannon got caught trying to frame me. GREETING I also heard you ratted him out. I think you've earned a true, blue friendship discount. GREETING You sneak into my room, steal my property, and then tell the world about it. GREETING I'd ban you from my shop if they'd let me. Instead I'll just have to settle for ripping you off. GREETING Take a look around. I got all kinds of stuff in here. GREETING The shop's closed right now. Is there anything else I can do for you? GREETING Can't you see I'm eating? What do you want? GREETING Hey, you. Have you seen C.J. Young? We have a report that she is missing. GREETING I'm on duty. Make it quick. GREETING We're going to close soon. You'd better get out of here. GREETING They call me Shrapnel. I run this place. Got the best damn armament you'll ever see. GREETING Don't know you, don't care. Keep it short. GREETING If you want any of this shit, just say so. Otherwise keep your fingers the hell away from the triggers. I don't want no accidents. GREETING What's your beef? GREETING They call me Sister. Don't ask. GREETING You're bothering me. You don't want to bother me. GREETING I'm Tammy. Have you seen my good for nothing son lately? GREETING The little shit is usually up to no good. GREETING I'm Tammy. Just leave me alone, okay. GREETING Yeah? What do you want? GREETING Hey, good lookin'. How come you haven't bought me a drink yet? GREETING Shit. Just what this hole needs. Another woman. GREETING Either buy me a drink, or take your skanky ass somewhere else. GREETING Buy a girl a drink, sailor? GREETING Unless you're going to buy me a round, get lost. GREETING Welcome to the Weatherly Hotel. I am your hostess, Vera Weatherly. GREETING Charmed to meet you. I am Vera Weatherly of the Weatherly Hotel. GREETING Welcome back, ma'am. GREETING Welcome back, sir. GREETING Nice to see you again. GREETING I have yet to make your acquaintance. My name is Zimmer. GREETING Are you in need of assistance? GREETING We need to get this resolved, and fast. We're too exposed like this. We need to keep moving. GREETING What the hell are we standing around for? If Garza can't make it, then we need to go without him. This is crazy! GREETING All right, you should be just outside the pipe that's been giving us trouble. GREETING Now don't worry, this isn't dangerous at all. GREETING Just get inside and use the manual controls to drain the pipe. That'll break up the debris enough for the filters to function properly. GREETING Get to the museum level and use the intercom there. I'll talk you through cycling the airlock on the intake pipe. GREETING There are a few minor repairs still to be made up here in the control room. Why don't you come back here and give me a hand? GREETING Actually, wait. There's one other thing I need you to do. Janice says there's a blockage in one of the intake pipes. GREETING It's on your way back; head back up to the museum level and give me a call on the intercom when you get there. GREETING Well, you've done it. It'll just be a few minutes until we can access the mainframe. Use the intercom so I can tell you where to go next. GREETING There are a few minor repairs still to be made up here in the control room. Why don't you come back here and give me a hand? GREETING Actually, wait. There's one other thing I need you to do. Janice says there's a blockage in one of the intake pipes. GREETING It's on your way back; head back up to the museum level and give me a call on the intercom when you get there. GREETING With the fuses in place, you should be able to access the mainframe. No need to come back to the control room; just head right there. GREETING Great work on the pumps. Hurry back and I'll give you the fuses you'll need. GREETING How are you holding up? Need directions? GREETING Everything all right? GREETING You're doing great out there. Keep it up. GREETING I better not ever find out that you or your father had something to do with this. If I even think you sold us out... GREETING This isn't what I had in mind when I came back here. GREETING Thank God someone else made it out. What the hell is going on? Who are those guys? Did I hear gunshots? GREETING We'll make it out of here, right? I don't want to die down here. GREETING After all that, you just kill the man? What is wrong with you? GREETING You monster! How could you do that to him! GREETING I am sorry. I cannot continue. I need to rest for a while. GREETING My heart... All this stress... I was not expecting any of this. I need to rest. GREETING Now is not a good time to be talking. GREETING I can't leave Garza here in this condition. We're not going anywhere until he's been helped. GREETING We can't go any further. We need to stop. GREETING You there. Hold it. Who the hell are you? GREETING Ho chum! What's the word? GREETING You're brave to keep bothering me. Or stupid. GREETING Oh. Hello. I'm Bessie Lynn. I... I don't think you should be down here. Did you talk to Roy? GREETING I hope you know what you're doing. You could get in a lot of trouble by coming around uninvited. GREETING Oh... hello there. GREETING Will this take long? I ... I have things to do. GREETING What are you doing here? It's not safe for your kind around here. GREETING Hello. What is it? GREETING What the hell do you want? GREETING Oh, it's you. Would you like to slap me around before you drink? I'm told that it's a lot of fun. GREETING Oh good. If it isn't my favorite smoothskin. GREETING Hey, pal. What do you need? GREETING Good to see you again! Need a drink? GREETING Oh, man... I'm glad to see you. Moriarty's been especially nasty lately and I need a friendly face. GREETING Dad used to say... oh, never mind... GREETING Dad usually doesn't like when I talk to strangers. GREETING Be careful, mister. My dad is right over there. Try anything, and I'll yell for him. GREETING Be careful, lady. My dad is right over there. Try anything, and I'll yell for him. GREETING Now I KNOW I've never seen you in Megaton before. Let me guess -- just passing through, right? GREETING We get people tryin' to settle down here all the time. Anyway, if you're hungry, you came to the right place. What can I get you? GREETING Now I KNOW I've never seen you in Megaton before. Let me guess -- just passing through, right? GREETING We get people tryin' to settle down here all the time, but you don't look like the type. Anyway... GREETING Hey. What can I get you? GREETING So what'll it be today? We've got some noodles. And the Brahmin steak is pretty good, too. GREETING So what's it going to be? GREETING Sorry man, I'm off the clock. Noodle time is over. GREETING Sorry girl, I'm off the clock. Noodle time is over. GREETING Oh, hey. Look, I'm not working right now. GREETING The noodle stand is closed right now. If you need something, talk to Leo. GREETING Oh, look. Another one of your pampered vault assholes. Look here, vault asshole -- I don't like you. Stay clear of me and we'll have no trouble. GREETING Oh, look. Another one of you Wasteland assholes. Look here, asshole -- I don't like you. Stay clear of me and we'll have no trouble. GREETING Long time, no see. You takin' care of yourself out there? GREETING Been a while. You need something? GREETING What's up? GREETING Yeah? You want something? GREETING This'd better be good. I'm in no mood for your shit. GREETING Say what's on your mind then get out of my face. GREETING How may I assist you? GREETING Hi there! I'm Moira, it's a pleasure to meet you! I run Craterside Supply. GREETING If there's anything you need, anything at all, I probably got it layin' around in here somewhere. Don't be afraid to ask! GREETING Hey, you! What do you need? GREETING Have you seen a radiphlange anywhere around here? I could really use one... ah, nevermind. What can I get you? GREETING Good to see you! Did you bring me any junk? GREETING Well goddamn. You're new, right? I've got to admit, the outfit's a little weird, but that's okay, that's okay. Name's Leo Stahl. It's a pleasure! GREETING Well goddamn. You're new, right? Name's Leo Stahl. It's a pleasure! It's a pleasure! Yeah! GREETING
It's you. I was hoping that you'd have moved on. What do you want?
GREETING Goddammit. Can't you leave me alone? What do you want? GREETING Look, if you're going to tell on me, do it. Otherwise, tell me what you want and then get out of here. GREETING Hey hey! Nice to see you! Everything okay? You doing all right? You need something? Come on, talk to me! GREETING Alright! Good to see you again? What's new? Feel like having a drink? C'mon, let's talk! GREETING Hey there, buddy! Good to see you! GREETING Heya! How's it going? GREETING You pull another stunt like you did, and you're finished in this town. Do you understand? GREETING Now what do you want? GREETING Yes? GREETING Hey there. GREETING Good to see you're staying out of trouble. GREETING Got my eye on you. Don't do anything stupid. GREETING Staying out of trouble, I hope? Don't want to have to waste good bullets on your sorry hide. GREETING Yeah? GREETING Hi, I'm Maggie. I live with Billy. Billy Creel. Do you know him? He's not my dad or anything, but he takes care of me now. Anyway, I should go. Bye. GREETING Hi, I'm Maggie. I live with Billy. Billy Creel. Well... I used to. He died. Now...
... I need to go...
GREETING I probably shouldn't be talking to you. Billy always said that I get too friendly with people I don't know. I miss him... GREETING I probably shouldn't be talking to you. Billy says I get too friendly with people I don't know. He says it's dangerous. GREETING Hi there! How are you? GREETING Well hey there, stranger! I'm Manya. The old coot wandering around here is my husband, Nathan. GREETING If there's anything we can help you with, ask me. Don't ask Nathan, he'll just blabber at you about the damned Enclave all day. GREETING Oh... hello, stranger. I'm sorry. I was just thinking about Nathan, my husband. He passed not too long ago. GREETING I guess I'm not really over it. I'm not sure if I ever will be. Look, you have a good day, I need to go. GREETING I'm sorry. I was just thinking about Nathan. It's been so quiet around here since he passed... GREETING What do you need, honey? GREETING If you see Nathan, tell that man to get his ass back home. GREETING You seen Nathan anywhere around here? GREETING Hello, sweet child. Hello. I don't believe we've met. I'm Mother Maya, prophet of the Atom and embracer of the universal Light. GREETING Remember, sweet child, that as children of Atom, the fabric of the universe itself is ours to weave. So welcome to Megaton, and peace be with you. GREETING Sweet child, now is not the time for talk. But you should join us now in our hour of prayer. Simply close thine eyes and bask in Atom's glow. GREETING Well hello again, sweet child. Is all well with you? Remember, stay in the Glow and let all things take their course. GREETING We meet again, sweet child. I hope you're finding our town agreeable? In darkness, in doubt, go ye to the bomb. Find Atom, and find truth. GREETING Oh my, it divides my heart to see you again, sweet child. And what may Mother Maya do for you today? GREETING Huh? Oh... I'm sorry. I was thinking about Manya. Things ain't been the same since she passed... GREETING Ha! Look at this! New blood! Tell me boy, you ever hear of the Enclave? The last remnant of the good ol' USA, they are! GREETING Now, I don't know you from Adam, but I got you pegged for a patriot and any patriot worth his salt is gonna toss his gun in for the Enclave. GREETING Any day now, they're gonna roll up here and then this nightmare'll be over for good! But listen to me ramble -- I'm Nathan. What can I do for you? GREETING Ha! Look at this! New blood! Tell me girl, you ever hear of the Enclave? The last remnant of the good ol' USA, they are! GREETING Now, I don't know you from Adam, but I got you pegged for a patriot and any patriot worth her salt is gonna toss her gun in for the Enclave. GREETING Any day now, they're gonna roll up here and then this nightmare'll be over for good! But listen to me ramble -- I'm Nathan. What can I do for you? GREETING Where's that wife of mine got to anyway... GREETING Have you seen my wife anywhere around here? GREETING Greetings, citizen! GREETING Be all you can be. Support the Enclave. GREETING Well, hello there, Miss Dangerous. What can I do for you? GREETING Well, hello there Mister Dangerous. What can I do for you? GREETING Hi there. I'm Nova. New to Megaton, huh? Do yourself a favor and keep walking. Some of us stay for a few days... and then it's five years later... GREETING Hey, baby. What do you need? GREETING What is it, hon? GREETING Listen, I'm working right now. So make it quick, okay? GREETING The more time I spend talking to you, the less I'm spending watching for Raiders. GREETING How the hell did you get up here anyway? GREETING
... huh? Yeah? What is it?
GREETING Yeah? What is it? GREETING What do you need? GREETING I'm just here to guard the goods. That's all. GREETING I'm here to watch over this stuff. Only touch what you've paid for, and we'll have no problem. GREETING I've got my eye on you. GREETING This place is so much better than Moriarty's. That place is just filled with scum. GREETING Pull up a chair if you want. GREETING Hey there, stranger. Talk to Leo if you need something. GREETING Always good to see a new face. GREETING Leo's a nice guy, a bit twitchy, but nice. GREETING Don't mind Andy, he's just a busy guy. GREETING Hello, Child. Have you come to bask in Atom's glow? GREETING Speak to the Confessor or the Mother if you wish to know more. GREETING Close your eyes, and feel Atom's glow... GREETING The Confessor is truly the chosen of Atom. GREETING Even those who are not dedicated Children of Atom may bask in his glow. GREETING It's been so peaceful in here since Moriarty got killed. GREETING Talk to Gob if you need something. GREETING Can't I just drink in peace? GREETING I'm in the mood to drink, not to talk. GREETING Leave me alone. GREETING It's not that kind of bar, stranger. GREETING You looking to trade, stranger? Check out Craterside Supply. GREETING If you need to buy something, Moira up in Craterside Supply can help you. Watch out though, she's... different. GREETING Whatever you want, I don't have it. GREETING Leave me alone! Someone might see us! GREETING Don't let the people around here fool you with their hippie crap. They've got water they won't share with anyone. Nice, huh? GREETING What? Why are you being so friendly? Go away! GREETING ...can't even afford some damn squirrel stew... GREETING Look, I don't want to be rude, but I don't trust strangers. GREETING [grumbles]... should've stayed in Rivet City... traveled through the Wasteland for this place... GREETING I hope they let me buy a house here some day. GREETING *whistles*... dammit! You made me mess up the song! GREETING Where did you come from? ...not like it matters. GREETING I don't want any trouble. GREETING What? No! Go away! GREETING Take it up with someone else. GREETING I came to this place looking for water, but they're only selling to residents. GREETING [coughs] ... sorry... not now. GREETING Sorry, I'm a little busy right now. Maybe we can talk later, okay? GREETING The people here get really paranoid when they see outsiders chatting to each other. Keep that in mind. GREETING Sorry, can't talk now. GREETING We've got nothing to say to each other. GREETING Go on, now. You've got a G.O.A.T. to take. GREETING Come on, pal. You're fine, and you know it. GREETING You're a perfectly healthy 16-year-old boy. GREETING So, you need to get to class and take your G.O.A.T. exam. No excuses. GREETING Come on, honey. You're fine, and you know it. GREETING You're a perfectly healthy 16-year-old girl. GREETING So, you need to get to class and take your G.O.A.T. exam. No excuses. GREETING
You'd better stay away... I don't want you to catch what I've got.
GREETING I'm a little worried
I hope Jonas can take a look at me soon.
GREETING Hey, what did you put for #10? GREETING Stop bothering me, I've just got to figure out this last one! GREETING I can't figure out #5. First I think I should listen to my grandmother. But then, isn't killing someone wrong? GREETING I'm thinking of going with "Overseer" for the last one. What did you put? GREETING Hey, why don't you have to take the test? GREETING You nervous? I'm not. GREETING Shh! GREETING We're not friends. We're never going to be friends. Got it? GREETING Right now, I don't pay any attention to you. You really want to keep it that way, okay? GREETING I hope you weren't just talking to me. GREETING Mr. Brotch is a big fat liar! GREETING Do you mind? I'm trying to pay attention. GREETING Oh. Hi. Why are you talking to me? GREETING What is it? GREETING Don't wander off. We're going to need you. GREETING We have to make it to the tunnel. Follow me, and stay quiet! GREETING Didn't your dad tell you about the blockage? I thought you'd be off taking care of that now. GREETING You really should go fix that blockage before something bad happens. GREETING Just be careful what you touch in here, okay? The equipment's old enough as it is. GREETING So you're going to make sure it's safe for us in there? That's really brave of you. GREETING This is kind of exciting, isn't it? I've always heard Doctor Li talk about Project Purity, but I never thought I'd be going there. GREETING Well, at least now we're not completely doomed. Thanks for taking care of those beasts. GREETING I'm sure it's not safe in there, but how safe is it for us to be standing around out here? GREETING I don't know if I like this. I understand it's important to Doctor Li, but isn't going to Project Purity dangerous? GREETING I thank you for risking your life to make sure we are safe. GREETING Now we must worry about mutants as well? Perhaps we should have stayed at Rivet City. GREETING I am unsure how useful I will be at this Purity Project, but I am happy to do whatever I can to help Doctor Li. GREETING Oh, great. GREETING Listen, I know who you are, okay? Far as I'm concerned, you've got no business being here. So just stay out of my way. GREETING Yeah, what do you want? GREETING Hey, here's an idea. Why don't you go worry about whatever it is you're supposed to be doing, and leave me alone. GREETING Hey there. I hear we have you to thank for getting us up and running again! GREETING Hey there, little lady. What's going on? GREETING Hey there, bud. What's going on? GREETING James... he's gone... GREETING We have to get out of here. They'll be coming for us next. We've got to evacuate now! GREETING What is he doing in there? GREETING I've been hearing good things about you. GREETING Is it true? Did you really disarm the bomb in Megaton? GREETING I think we need to talk. GREETING I've been... hearing things. Things that have happened out there. GREETING Megaton destroyed... You... You didn't have anything to do with that, did you? GREETING I know there's a lot going on right now. This is all very sudden. GREETING I just want you to know that I'm here if you want to talk. You seem troubled, like there's a cloud hanging over you. GREETING I know there's a lot going on right now. This is all very sudden. GREETING I just wanted to say... I wanted to say that I'm proud of you. You're a good person, and it shows. GREETING It's essential that you get to the pipes as soon as you can. We can't allow the pressure to build up, or it could be a disaster. GREETING I'll be here for you when you get back. GREETING Please, hurry. Once the blockage is cleared up, we'll be in good shape. GREETING I'll be here for you when you get back. GREETING You didn't have to come all the way back here, you know. You could've just gone right to the mainframe. GREETING Replace those fuses. Otherwise we'll never get the doors open, and there's no chance of getting the mainframe running. GREETING So the pumps are working, and some of the doors are opened. We're making progress. GREETING Problem is that the water shorted out a few key fuse boxes. Here, take these fuses and replace the ones that have burnt out. GREETING Once you get the Flood Control Pumps activated, that'll clear out some of the water and make it easier for us to see what else has gone wrong. GREETING Let's get to the control room and assess the situation. We can talk more there. GREETING Are you all right? Is it safe in there? GREETING We can't accomplish anything until we can get inside, but none of us are particularly capable fighters. GREETING I hate to ask you to put yourself in harm's way, but you seem to have learned to handle yourself. GREETING I need you to go in and make sure it's safe for Doctor Li and her crew. GREETING I still need your help. I can't do this without you, you know. GREETING Here we are. Where it all began. You remember your mother's favorite passage? GREETING Revelation 21:6. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life, freely. GREETING Don't you see? This is what it all means. The water, the purifier. THIS is the water of life. Your mother's dream. GREETING No point in wasting time. Let's get to work. There's much to be done. GREETING I'm not trying to put you off, but we need to get to Project Purity. Anything else can wait until later. GREETING We need to get back to Project Purity. The computer there is our best chance to locate a G.E.C.K. GREETING Give me a few moments to speak with Madison. Then we can decide on a course of action. Have patience. GREETING Yeah? You need something? GREETING You found him! I can't believe it! GREETING You have my thanks. We would be lost without James. GREETING What can I do for you? GREETING My goodness... You must be James' daughter. You look so much like him. GREETING I'm surprised to see you here. He gave me the impression that you were... somewhere else, and that we wouldn't be seeing you again. GREETING If you're here to talk to him, I'm afraid he's come and gone. The last I knew, he was headed back to the lab. GREETING My goodness... You must be James' son. You look so much like him. GREETING I'm surprised to see you here. He gave me the impression that you were... somewhere else, and that we wouldn't be seeing you again. GREETING If you're here to talk to him, I'm afraid he's come and gone. The last I knew, he was headed back to the lab. GREETING Good to see you again, honey. GREETING Good to see you again, son. GREETING What do you need? GREETING I need to reach Madison as soon as possible. Now I can make her see that Project Purity is worth finishing. GREETING Get over here before they spot you. GREETING Now, what the hell are you doin' all the way out here? GREETING You again, huh? What is it now? GREETING Please tell me you have some good news... I could use it. GREETING Any word about my brother? I'm worried sick! GREETING I really appreciate you doing this for me. I'm feeling better already! GREETING Did you need something else? GREETING I don't recognize you. New in town or something? GREETING You still up for that job I was talking about? GREETING I'm heading up to Big Town to see what's left for the taking. I heard everyone up there was either killed or dragged off by Super Mutants. GREETING Finders keepers, am I right? Ha Ha... GREETING Go away. I've had enough of your "help" already. GREETING Hey, what happened with the robot? GREETING Oh, hey there. Do you need something? GREETING Thanks for your help, friend. I don't know what I would have done if you hadn't come along. GREETING Hello, again. How about that robot, huh? GREETING Thank God... water... I'm out. You've got to give me some water or I'm done for... GREETING Have you reached a decision? Will you assist me in forging a copy of the Declaration? GREETING If you have something to say, be quick about it or begone. GREETING You've breached our defenses, evaded our best soldiers and you've raided my home. GREETING But I have not yet begun to fight! I cannot allow you to steal our freedom! GREETING The Declaration must remain here! It is our symbol of hope, the one thing that cries out "We are a free nation"! GREETING Hello, hello! GREETING I'm mighty appreciative of your straightening things out. Perhaps next time I go on safari I'll take you along. GREETING Is there something you require? GREETING Give me a second. Keep your panties on! GREETING Just a moment! GREETING Hey! Is that you? GREETING Oh, my head's still ringing from that explosion... What happened? GREETING Hey, new in town? Good to meet you! I'm Moira Brown. I take care of supplies and repairs here, but what I really do is mostly tinkering and research. GREETING Actually, right now I'm working on a book to help the world. And I could use a bit of help. I can pay you, and it'll be fun! GREETING So, how's the scavving been? Got the food and medicine from that Super-Duper Mart? GREETING Oh? Feeling a bit under the weather? Or a bit over the Geiger-counter? GREETING How are those hot little potatoes? GREETING Because, you know, they're on the ground, like potatoes. And hot, because they, um, explode. GREETING Anyway, what's up? GREETING How are those hot little potatoes? Or whatever. You know what I mean. GREETING Oh, I can't wait to hear how the repellent's working! GREETING So, are they intelligent? Do they have a leader? Some sort of king? Or priests? Or some sort of scaly community center? GREETING Well, how do you feel? GREETING Any luck finding out how Rivet City got started? GREETING Fiddle with any interesting technology, lately? GREETING Is it there? Are there books? Can I go borrow some? GREETING Oh, hey! Kinda busy here, but I guess I can talk for a bit. What's up? GREETING Huh. Did you know the human body can survive without the stomach or spleen? Oh, what's up? GREETING You know, I think I've found a new way to prepare Radroach meat. Still tastes like old feet, though. Anyway, what's up with you? GREETING Oh, hey! Watch your step, I think one of my test subjects got loose. But don't worry, it's probably harmless. GREETING Hey, don't mind the smell. I was just testing a few chemicals, but it's perfectly safe to breathe. Really! GREETING What's up? Anything interesting out there in the wild Wasteland? GREETING How's it going out there in the Wastes? GREETING What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy? GREETING What? GREETING Just stumbled into town? You sure picked a fine day for it, with the crazies out there. Here, have a drink on the house. Welcome to Canterbury. GREETING I'm Joe Porter. I make sure folks around here can get a meal when they need it. GREETING What's up? GREETING Newcomer to town, huh? Well, I'm Dominic D'Ellsadro, and welcome to Canterbury Commons. Try to ignore the idiots in the costumes. GREETING Popular activities around town are trading, listening to Roe yap, and burying thieves in unmarked graves. GREETING Course, we ran out of thieves to bury long ago. Saw to it myself. Might be a dead art, unless you're planning on stealing anything. GREETING Staying out of trouble? Good, good. GREETING Ah, new in town? Welcome to Canterbury Commons, home of traders, home of caravaners, and most of all, home of excellent bargains! GREETING I'm Ernest Roe, but feel free to think of me as your jolly old Uncle Roe. What brings you to my fine, little town? Here for business, or pleasure? GREETING With all of that fighting, I never got to give you the official welcome to the town, did I? GREETING Welcome to Canterbury Commons, home of traders, caravaners, and most of all, of excellent bargains! Here for business or pleasure? GREETING What can old Uncle Roe do for you, today? GREETING Go away! I hate you! GREETING Oh, um, hey. You're new here, right? I'm Derek. I do odd jobs around town, nothing important. GREETING You'd probably rather talk to my uncle, Ernest Roe. He can give you the official welcome and everything. GREETING Umm, yes? GREETING Ah, a fellow student on the path of the Wasteland! Welcome to my humble caravan. Please relax, for we are in a place of safety! GREETING The type of safety that can only be ensured by an abundance of weaponry, both wicked and awesome. All of which, can be yours, for the right price! GREETING I hear you're my mysterious investor! With your help, I've collected quite a few toys for myself. But what good are toys if they aren't played with? GREETING Thanks to you I have so many, I could hardly play with them all. So, I present to you a prize of the collection, a micro-nuke. Enjoy it in safety! GREETING A wanderer without a weapon doesn't last long out there. Pick up the best now, while you still can! GREETING Here to shop? Have a look! GREETING Welcome, sir or madam, to Crazy Wolfgang's Traveling Junk Store! The Depot of Detritus, the Shop of Slop, and the Caravan of Crap! GREETING Now, what odds and ends can I, the Craziest of all possible Wolfgangs offer to you? GREETING I hear you're the one who's so deeply invested in my junk. Not as deeply as me, of course, but who is, really? GREETING I picked up some Stealth Boys the other day, and they seemed like just the way to thank you for your investment. Kudos! GREETING A friend with deep pockets is a friend indeed! Welcome to my shop! GREETING Hey, hey! Looking to buy? GREETING Ah, welcome weary traveler! You look like a traveler in need of relaxation and the finest of chemical assistance. GREETING Well, wander no more, my good friend, for I am Doc Hoff, procurer of the finest of medical goods and chemical assistance. Now, how may I help you? GREETING My investor arrives at last. This line of work doesn't allow for much sentiment, but how could I not offer you some material token of my thanks? GREETING In that case, here. The gift of health - rarely given in this day and age, but all too often taken... GREETING Looking for your fix? You came to the right man. GREETING Here to see the good doctor? Excellent. GREETING Welcome, welcome! My name is Crow, and I travel the land, offering vestments of protection. And you are fortunate I found you in time! GREETING You bear the look of one who is haunted, but I am proud to say that my wares can protect you from even the cruel claws of death itself. Have a look. GREETING And here you are! The spirits have blessed me with many gifts, but you have given the more marketable gift of monetary investment. GREETING Please accept this offering - a mask and helmet made from the hide of the wisest spirits of the wind. May it benefit you as fully as it has myself. GREETING Searching for a friend out in the Wastes? No one is more reliable than a cold, hard skin of steel. GREETING Here to acquire a new mantle of metal or mesh? If you have the caps, I have the merchandise. GREETING I'm just here to protect the merchandise. GREETING Keep it on the level, and everything'll be fine. GREETING Looking to trade? GREETING Looking for that special something? GREETING Make him shut up! Please, just make him shut up! GREETING It's... it's so quiet... GREETING Hold it! This area is under the authority of the Brotherhood of Steel. Leave immediately. GREETING Was I not clear enough? Leave. Now. GREETING I have no time for you, Wastelander. Go. GREETING Welcome back. Have you been successful in your search for books? GREETING You've returned. Have you brought me any books? GREETING You've saved my life. I am in your debt. GREETING I am forever in your debt. Thank you. GREETING We're almost to the door, don't stop now! GREETING Keep going, we're almost outside! GREETING I was on my way to Megaton to do some trading when I heard somebody blew the place right off the map. Jesus. GREETING Don't even think about it. That Enclave tech is mine, fair and square. GREETING Help yourself. I don't think messing with the Enclave is a good idea. GREETING I don't know about you, but those Enclave Eyebots give me the creeps. GREETING You see these all over nowadays. I wonder what it means. GREETING That'll make for some nice, juicy steaks. If you like ant, that is. GREETING Do you have those keys yet? GREETING Are they all dead yet? Did you bring me any proof? GREETING Is Tenpenny dead? God, I hope so. GREETING Don't you have something to do? GREETING How did you get past the guard? What do you want? GREETING I haven't heard anything about Mister Crowley recently. So what could you possibly want? GREETING Dude, you got your key. What do you want now? GREETING Do you need more than that gift? GREETING Oh, baby! Let me get you something special. How about a Dukov surprise? Hah ha! GREETING Nevermind. You need a drink. Cherry! Need some fucking booze over here! GREETING Hello sweet cheeks! What can old Dukov do for you? GREETING Nevermind. You need a drink. Cherry! I'm thirsty over here! GREETING Have you seen Cherry? I think the bitch ran out on me. GREETING Who the hell are you? GREETING Nevermind. You need a drink. Cherry! I'm thirsty over here! GREETING Who the hell are you? GREETING Nevermind. You need a drink. Fantasia! I'm thirsty over here! GREETING Thank God someone's come! You have to help me! Please! GREETING Stay on point. We will back you up. It's the least we can offer you. GREETING Lead on. We will ensure your safe passage through Falls Church. GREETING You have our thanks, stranger. We could not have recovered our ward without your aid. GREETING Good. He is safe. The Brotherhood are men of their word and so, here is your payment. Spend it well. GREETING Farewell, mercenary. May you find honor in your travels. GREETING Excellent. The Initiate is safely returned to us. You have the thanks of the Brotherhood, my friend. GREETING We cannot offer you much in return, but know that you may travel through Falls Church under our protection. GREETING What do you mean he's dead? What kind of a lousy merc are you? GREETING Damned worthless merc! You can't even pull off a simple rescue op? GREETING He's gone... damn. It just all happened so fast. Poor kid. GREETING We just weren't fast enough to save him. Damn. GREETING Don't be so anxious, merc. Get our man, then you'll get your payday. GREETING He's up ahead, in that building! Don't stop! GREETING Go! Go! Go! GREETING Move out! GREETING Go find your fortune somewhere else, merc. We'll take care of this ourselves. GREETING If you're not going to help, just stay out of the way. GREETING Stranger, I thank you for your aid. We must press forward, if you are willing to aid us, you are welcome to join us. GREETING Speak with Paladin Hoss. GREETING Well lookit this! We got us a wanderer all the way out here in Will'im's Wharf! You mus' got some import'int bus'ness out here to be wandrin' around. GREETING But, 'taint none of my beeswax what yer doin'. But if yer interested in tradin', maybe we can help each other. GREETING You again! Y'all interested in tradin' this time? GREETING 'Lurks ain't got ya yet, I see. You need some tradin'? GREETING Watch out, there's a 'Guai den to the north. I'd steer clear of it if I were you. GREETING Be very very quiet. They can hear you coming a mile away. GREETING You've got some serious stones walking through here by yourself. GREETING Shh! You're gonna scare away the 'Guai. GREETING You showed up at a bad time, stranger. This position is being overrun. GREETING I suggest that you head out of here while the Muties are focused on us. GREETING Why are you still here? I said go! GREETING Jesus, they just came out of nowhere... GREETING They nearly wiped us out... so many of them... but the Brotherhood survives! GREETING We don't have a radio... no way to call for help... GREETING I thought I was about to be written into the scrolls, but we live to fight another day. GREETING Let there be no doubt: the might of the Brotherhood prevails. GREETING So long as my brothers stand by my side, there can be no defeat. GREETING Hello, little brother. Good to see you again. GREETING Hello, little sister. Good to see you again. GREETING I'm so glad you came back to see me. GREETING I always enjoy our little chats. How can I help you? GREETING Have you heard? A man named Hannibal Hamlin is gathering all the escaped slaves at a safe place called the Temple of the Union! GREETING Finally, people are standing up against the Slavers! We're on our way to join Hannibal's cause! GREETING Thanks again for your help. For Freedom! GREETING We have a dangerous journey ahead of us. What did you need? GREETING Thanks, friend. That was a narrow shave and no mistake. Probably would have eaten us or whatever those damned things do to people. GREETING Listen, we got some water we can spare. Go ahead, you earned it. GREETING Whew. Thanks for the help. I thought I was a goner. GREETING You probably saved my life. Here, take this. You look like you may need it more than I will. GREETING Where'd he come from? If you hadn't come along, that ugly brute probably would've eaten me, or dragged me off to wherever. GREETING Here, take this. It's the least I can do. GREETING Thanks, stranger. That thing would probably have killed me if it wasn't for you. GREETING I wish I had more, but I want you to have this. And I won't take no for an answer. GREETING You don't usually see those damned Super Mutants out so far from D.C. Good thing there was only one of them. GREETING Yes, fellow employee? What can I do for you on this wonderful day? GREETING Hello there, fellow employee. I don't believe we've met. I'm your Factory Foreman, Milo. It's a pleasure to meet you. GREETING Please give me your job posting title and employee registration number for my permanent records. GREETING Hello again, fellow employee. I still have no record of your posting or employee identification. GREETING Please give me your job posting title and employee registration number for my permanent records. GREETING What do you want now? Come to make fun of me again? GREETING No! You were mean to me! I don't know if I'll ever talk to you again... unless you bring me a Nuka-Cola Quantum. GREETING Please don't hurt me. GREETING You're the bad man that hurts people, aren't you? GREETING You're the bad lady that hurts people, aren't you? GREETING I remember you. You're mean. GREETING What do you want, meanie? GREETING You shouldn't take things that don't belong to you. GREETING You're bad. I don't think I should talk to you. GREETING Do you like being bad? Or is it just you can't help it? GREETING I bet you're so bad because your mom didn't love you. GREETING I've heard of you. You're one of the good guys! GREETING It makes me feel safer knowing you're around. GREETING You're my hero, mister. I want to be just like you when I grow up. GREETING You're my hero, ma'am. I want to be just like you when I grow up. GREETING There's no point... GREETING Why bother? GREETING Where could we go even if we did escape? We'd just die in the Wasteland. GREETING Oh good, you came back to visit! GREETING Yay! You're back! GREETING Hiya! Whatcha doing back here? GREETING Sorry... need to be alone for a while. GREETING Get away from me! They'll find me next! GREETING Hey there, hot stuff. GREETING What? GREETING I'm not in the mood for you, asshole. GREETING Who the hell are you? GREETING Nevermind. You need a drink. My women are gone, so help yourself. GREETING Whatcha need? How about a drink? No? Suit yourself. GREETING Yeah, yeah, you're my hero. Don't let it go to your head. Seriously though, thank you for getting me away from Dukov. GREETING So that prick Dukov is dead. Can't say I'll miss him. GREETING Even so, I'm going to need someone to protect me. A girl can't survive by herself in the Wasteland. GREETING Hey, good looking. I'm Cherry. Can I do anything for you? GREETING Yeah? GREETING Hi, sweetie. I'm Cherry. What can I do for you? GREETING Hi, sugar. I'm Cherry. Do yourself a favor. Watch yourself with Dukov. He's all hands. GREETING He's dead! I'm going to miss the old lecher. We had some real fun times. GREETING Who's going to look after me now? GREETING Oh, my! Aren't you a stud. I'm Fantasia. If you need something, just let me know. GREETING Hi there, fella. I'm Fantasia. Can I help you? GREETING Hello, honey. I'm Fantasia. You're not going to be staying long, are you? GREETING Please be seated in the nearest available Tranquility Lounger. Thank you for your cooperation. GREETING Please take a seat in the Tranquility Lounger. GREETING Welcome to Vault 112, Resident! According to sensors, you have arrived 202.3 years behind schedule. GREETING Please re-dress in your Vault-Tec issued Vault suit before proceeding. If you have misplaced your suit, I am authorized to distribute a new one. GREETING Once dressed, please proceed down the stairs to the main floor so that you may enter your assigned Tranquility Lounger. GREETING Please dress in your Vault 112 suit. Remove all other articles of clothing to prevent damage to the equipment. GREETING Thank you for your cooperation. GREETING Please dress in your Vault 112 suit. Remove all other articles of clothing to prevent damage to the equipment. GREETING Thank you for your cooperation. GREETING I've already told you everything I know. I don't understand why you're still here. GREETING Look, this is a restricted area. I'm tired of telling you people... GREETING I... It's you. My heavens, you look so much like him... GREETING You're James' son, aren't you? What are you doing here? GREETING Look, this is a restricted area. I'm tired of telling you people... GREETING I... It's you. My heavens, you look so much like him... GREETING You're James' daughter, aren't you? What are you doing here? GREETING Long time, no see. GREETING Back in Arefu, eh? Good to see you again. GREETING How the heck are ya'? GREETING Hey there! GREETING Don't mind Brailee... she's in la la land again. GREETING I'm glad I was wrong about you. Welcome back. GREETING I heard about your little killing spree in Arefu. Get the hell away from me. GREETING Look... I'd just rather not speak with you right now. Sorry. GREETING Get the fucking hell out of my sight. I never want to speak to you ever again. GREETING Hello there, nice to see you. GREETING The Family only kills what it consumes. Your murders in Arefu were for sport! GREETING So you're Evan King's killer, eh? You don't look so tough to me. GREETING We heard about Arefu... nice going, asshole! GREETING Thanks for setting me straight on everything. GREETING Always a pleasure to receive you in Meresti. What brings you down here today? GREETING Hey there! GREETING So, what do you need? GREETING So, what do you need? GREETING Hiya kid! GREETING Hey, welcome back. GREETING What's going on? GREETING Leo's tickets have stopped coming up short ever since he gave up the chems. Me and my wallet both thank you. What can we do for you? GREETING Can't a man eat in peace? Go talk to Jenny or Leo if you need something. GREETING Look, I need to balance these books. If you'd like to order some food, please talk to Jenny or Leo. GREETING Yep. Still balancing the books. Is there something exciting about watching me? Look: Go talk to Jenny or Leo. GREETING You again. Is there something exciting about watching me? Look: Go talk to Jenny or Leo. GREETING Hmm? Oh. I'm afraid I'm quite busy right now. If it's food you're after, talk to Jenny or Leo. Otherwise, I can't help you. GREETING You again? Go Bother Jenny or Leo, will you? GREETING Hooo weee! Look at you! Now I haven't seen one of those Vault jumpsuits in, wow, a LONG time. Pretty damn good condition, too! GREETING Name's Billy Creel. You call me Billy, all right? I know Megaton looks more like a boneyard than a town, but it ain't all bad. GREETING Take me and Maggie, for instance. We make do just fine. I trade the stuff I scavenge, and she helps keep me on the straight and narrow. He he he. GREETING Well hot damn! Someone new! Always a pleasure! GREETING Name's Billy Creel. You call me Billy, all right? I know Megaton looks more like a boneyard than a town, but it ain't all bad. GREETING Take me and Maggie, for instance. We make do just fine. I trade the stuff I scavenge, and she helps keep me on the straight and narrow. He he he. GREETING Look, bud. It'd be best if you just drift on by and leave us alone. GREETING Hey, man. What's going on? GREETING Well now, if it ain't our local terror. You behave yourself this time, you hear? GREETING I don't care what you do to these yokels, you just keep your brand of trouble far away from me. GREETING Colin Moriarty, at your service! Welcome to Moriarty's! My saloon, my home, my little slice of heaven in this godforsaken little town! GREETING If you've got the caps, I've got your pleasure. Please, sit down, make yourself comfortable -- your troubles are a thing of the past. GREETING Colin Moriarty. Always pleased to see a new face around here. I'm afraid you've had the misfortune to catch me, well... out of my element. GREETING I'm the owner and proprietor of Moriarty's, you see. My saloon, my home, my little slice of heaven in this godforsaken little town! GREETING But, I already know your face from that little stunt you pulled the other day. But no worries, all are welcome here. GREETING Colin Moriarty. Always pleased to see a new face around here. I'm afraid you've had the misfortune to catch me, well... out of my element. GREETING I'm the owner and proprietor of Moriarty's, you see. My saloon, my home, my little slice of heaven in this godforsaken little town! GREETING But, please! Please! See for yourself! Come by for a drink or three. You and I... you and I are going to get along just fine. GREETING Hello, hello. What is it I can do for you? GREETING Ahhh... my new friend. What can I get you? Some sorrows are best buried, and I'm a man that can provide all sorts of tools to bury them. GREETING And back he comes. So... are you just thirsty, or are you ready to pay my fee? Dear dad's not going to find himself. GREETING And back she comes. So, are you just thirsty, or are you ready to pay my fee? Dear dad's not going to find himself. GREETING What's it to be? A few caps to find out where your father went? Or are you going to have a go of it on your own? GREETING The Wasteland can be such an unforgiving place.... GREETING No luck finding dear old dad? Can't say it surprises me. Wasteland's a big place. Maybe you need a drink. GREETING You're still standing here, and I can't think why. You know where your father went. Seems to me you ought to be out searching the Wastes. GREETING If it isn't my favorite vault baby! What can I do for you? GREETING And look who it is! What can this humble barkeep do for you? GREETING Who have we here? Could it be? A new addition to our humble little community? Dear child, welcome! Welcome to Megaton! GREETING I am Confessor Cromwell, prophet of Atom and father of the undying Glow. Please child, come to the Church any time. Any time at all! GREETING I apologize, but I cannot talk now. Perhaps you'd like to take a seat and enjoy the sermon? GREETING Yes? Oh, I apologize. I was just... contemplating why Atom, in his wisdom, chose to take my dear Maya to his glow before her time. GREETING These are questions that none of us can answer in this life. Now, how may I help you? GREETING It is so good to see you again, dear child! Remember, the Church of the Children of Atom is always here for you. Salvation IS attainable! GREETING Have yourself a nice visit, partner. GREETING Howdy, pard-ner. My name is Deputy Steel. How may I assist you? GREETING Howdy ma'am, my name is Deputy Steel. How may I assist you? GREETING Initiating conversation system... Well hello, pilgrim. GREETING I'm Doc Church and I run this clinic. Now, before you go askin' me for help, you'd better know the rules. Rule one: don't bother me. GREETING If you do bother me, you better be damn near dead. I'm busy enough takin' care of people I actually like. GREETING Follow my rule, I'll keep you patched up, I'll keep getting' paid, and we'll get along just fine. GREETING Boy, you're glowin' like a goddamn reactor core. You need help? GREETING Girl, you're glowin' like a goddamn reactor core. You need help? GREETING Looks like you went and got yourself irradiated. Too bad for you, I'm off duty. Stop by the clinic in the morning. GREETING What the hell are you standin' there bleedin' on my floor for? If you need help, then ask for it, dammit! GREETING You came in here on your own power, so you must not be busted up too bad. GREETING You'd best have cancer because from the looks of you, you're breaking rule number one right now. GREETING For Christ's sake, you don't look sick and you sure as hell don't look dead, so why are you bothering me? GREETING The Doctor is off duty. Go away. GREETING Don't shoot! Please! Just tell me what you want! GREETING Hey smoothskin, do you need something? A drink, maybe? Anything? Anything at all? GREETING
What'll it be?
GREETING You need something, sugar? GREETING What you want? GREETING Thanks for getting me out of there. I owe you one. GREETING Now you get back in there and make sure Penny stays safe. I'll try and contact her sometime, if I can. I need to lay low for a while. GREETING Thanks for getting me out of there. I owe you one. GREETING Listen, there are kids in there. You've gotta get them out too, if you can. Just be careful. GREETING I'm gonna lay low for a while. As soon as they realize I'm gone, they're going to come looking for me. Thanks again. GREETING I gotta get someplace safe. GREETING What? GREETING Who the hell are you? GREETING You again. What are you doing? GREETING Get outta here! They see me talking to you, I'm dead! GREETING Do you mind? I know to you it's just meaningless jabber, but I'm actually trying to teach here. GREETING Feel free to stick around if you want, but I don't want you disrupting the test. GREETING As soon as everyone takes their seats we can get started. GREETING No more excuses from you children! Go in and sit down. GREETING Buzz off, nosebleed. GREETING You're all right, kid. See you around. GREETING We'll talk to your little friend... later. Ha ha ha. GREETING This isn't over, punk. GREETING I look like I want to chit-chat, nosebleed? What, you want another beating? GREETING Hey, look. It's smart mouth. Afraid I ain't got time for your fancy words right now. So beat it. GREETING Look, I'm not looking to rumble with you. How about we just stay out of each other's business, like usual. GREETING Yeah? What do you want? GREETING Don't mess with the Tunnel Snakes. GREETING What is it, feeb? GREETING Look, square, I already told you: we got nothin' to say to each other. GREETING Leave me alone, you little spaz. GREETING Tunnel Snakes rule! GREETING What? What do you want, nerd? GREETING Oh look, it's Doc's kid. Great. What you do want, nerdboy? GREETING Oh look, it's Doc's kid. Great. What you do want, nerdgirl? GREETING You again! What'd I tell you about talking to me, huh? I don't want to catch a case of the nerd from you! GREETING Hey, hey, hey, sport! It's been a while since you stopped in here to see us! It's the big G.O.A.T. day today, right? GREETING Good luck with the G.O.A.T., buddy! GREETING Good luck with the G.O.A.T., cutie! GREETING Shh. I'm trying to concentrate. GREETING I heard what you said. Why would you do that? Just leave me alone! GREETING Thanks for your help, jerk. It's good to know I can count on you when I'm in trouble. GREETING Thank God that's over. Come on, let's go get some lunch. GREETING Thanks for getting rid of them. Assholes. GREETING I don't know why they won't leave me alone. Just because my father is the Overseer, I guess. Idiots. GREETING Stupid Tunnel Snakes! Immature assholes, if you ask me. GREETING Why won't they leave me alone? It's not my fault my father's the Overseer. I don't care about their stupid gang! GREETING Can you talk to them? Maybe Butch will listen to you. Please? GREETING I exist to serve. GREETING I've given you permission to leave. I suggest you take the opportunity before I change my mind. GREETING I'm even being so gracious as to allow your father to exit as well. His presence here failed to amuse me some time ago. GREETING Most enjoyable. Most enjoyable indeed. I haven't felt this exhilarated in years. GREETING A commendable start, but you still have work to do. GREETING Quite a clever interpretation of the rules. I'll have to reset the system to restore Martha, but it's well worth the effort. GREETING You have taken a far greater interest in these little games than your father did. He found the whole thing beneath him. GREETING Listen, you can't hurt people here, okay? GREETING At least, not unless I say it's okay. It's against the rules! I can fix it, but you better not do it again. GREETING Stop hurting people without me telling you to. You're ruining all the fun! GREETING I'll fix it again, but you're making me sad. GREETING As amusing as it may be, you cannot simply wander around killing the residents of Tranquility Lane. GREETING I shall have to reset portions of the system to correct this. GREETING I can return the people of Tranquility Lane to life, but anything else you have meddled with will stay as it was. Do keep that in mind. GREETING I believe we've discussed this already. I appreciate the fervor with which you approach things, but indiscriminate killing impedes our fun. GREETING I shall again reset portions of the system to undo your mistakes. GREETING What are you doing? I didn't tell you to kill him! GREETING If I wanted you to kill him, I'd have told you to do that. Gosh, you're slow. GREETING Lucky for you, you get another chance. GREETING You shouldn't be here, little one. GREETING Betty... You need to talk to Betty. She's waiting for you. GREETING You... You don't belong here. You're not supposed to be here! GREETING It's not real, none of it! It needs to end... The suffering must end! GREETING Remember what I told you. The Failsafe. You've got to find it! GREETING This has to end. GREETING What... What the hell is this? GREETING You're doing quite well. Really, this is all terribly amusing. Keep at it... GREETING You're certainly looking the part. Don't waste time chatting... There's mayhem to be caused! GREETING Don't you have a few things you should be collecting? Get the knife and the mask from the dog house. GREETING Appliances certainly can be dangerous, can't they? GREETING You are most resourceful, and you certainly do get results. You have exceeded my expectations. GREETING And now, we come to the last task that I have for you. Succeed, and you shall be granted whatever you wish. GREETING A roller skate, on the stairs? Oh my, that is simply inspired. GREETING You are most resourceful, and you certainly do get results. You have exceeded my expectations. GREETING And now, we come to the last task that I have for you. Succeed, and you shall be granted whatever you wish. GREETING Poor Mabel, killed by her own robot. I suspect she never saw that coming. GREETING You are most resourceful, and you certainly do get results. You have exceeded my expectations. GREETING And now, we come to the last task that I have for you. Succeed, and you shall be granted whatever you wish. GREETING Well done, well done! GREETING You certainly do get results. You have exceeded my expectations. GREETING And now, we come to the last task that I have for you. Succeed, and you shall be granted whatever you wish. GREETING I expected more creative results from you. Mabel awaits you for another try. GREETING I appreciate that you're trying, but so far I am unimpressed with the results. Give it another go. GREETING Not quite what I had in mind. But you get a chance to try again. Go to it! GREETING See to it that Mabel meets an untimely, and hopefully gruesome, demise. GREETING I've told you what I want from you. I want to see some creativity. And I want to see Mabel dead. GREETING Are you through pouting? GREETING You have turned out to be quite resourceful, it seems. I am slightly impressed. GREETING I enjoy your company far more than your father's. He responded quite negatively to my requests. GREETING So you have achieved your goal. I was hoping for something a bit more dramatic, but persuasion appears to be your strong suit. GREETING And at least you are cooperative, unlike your father. I was most disappointed when he refused to participate, yet still expected something from me. GREETING I'm curious to see how you deal with the Rockwells. GREETING Don't you have something you should be doing now? GREETING Are we willing to be reasonable now? I ask so very little of you. GREETING Ha ha! Did you see him crying! What a big baby! GREETING You have won the game, and so you get a prize. You may ask of me a single question, and I shall answer you. GREETING You did it, even though you said you wouldn't. You're tricky! GREETING Murdering Timmy's parent? Very inventive. I approve. GREETING And with that, you win a prize. You may ask a single question of me, and receive an honest answer. GREETING You did it! I knew you could! GREETING And a particularly brutal way to deal with it, at that. Very effective. GREETING And with that, you win a prize. You may ask a single question of me, and receive an honest answer. GREETING You sure showed him, didn't you? GREETING I suppose it wasn't the most cerebral way to deal with the situation, but it was definitely effective. Consider the game won. GREETING And with that, you win a prize. Your prize is one question, which I will answer to the best of my ability. GREETING And you said you didn't want to play... GREETING I was hoping for more than fisticuffs, but entertainment has been difficult to come by lately. Consider the game won. GREETING And with that, you win a prize. Your prize is one question, which I will answer to the best of my ability. GREETING Decided you want to play after all, huh? GREETING I had a feeling you'd come around. Your approach was somewhat uninspired, but it'll do. GREETING Since you won the game, you get a prize. You may ask one question, which I will answer as honestly as possible. GREETING I thought you didn't want to play. But you went and did it anyway. Good for you! Wasn't it fun? GREETING A clever approach. I'm not sure I would have considered it. Very encouraging. GREETING Your reward for winning the game is to ask a single question. I will answer honestly and frankly. GREETING Yay, you did it! Good job! GREETING A clever approach. I'm not sure I would have considered it. Very encouraging. GREETING Your reward for winning the game is to ask a single question. I will answer honestly and frankly. GREETING Yay! I knew you could do it! GREETING Perhaps not the most inventive approach, but persuasion can be quite powerful. Well done. GREETING And for winning the game, you get a prize. You get to ask one question, and receive an honest answer. GREETING Timmy's back, so you can try again. Don't take too long, or the game won't be fun anymore. GREETING Oh, hey! Kinda busy here, but I guess I can talk for a bit. What's up? GREETING Huh. Did you know the human body can survive without the stomach or spleen? Oh, what's up? GREETING Hey, don't mind the smoke. It's perfectly safe to breathe. Really! GREETING What's up? Anything interesting out there in the wild Wasteland? GREETING Oh, hey. What's up? GREETING Hey, someone who doesn't have a cart for me to fix or a brahmin to wash up. That's a nice change. GREETING Hope you don't mind the smell of brahmin dung. It's been one of those days. GREETING Hey. How's the wide, wild Wasteland out there? GREETING We did it! You did it! You helped us defeat the Mutants! We'll all feel safer now! Thank you so much! GREETING Alright! Yeah! We sure showed those Mutants didn't we! GREETING I got to admit I didn't think you were one of the good ones. But, what the hell - THANKS! Things might not be so bad after all! GREETING Nah, who am I kidding? There's still plenty of things out there that want to kill us. GREETING At least I didn't die today. I got you to thank for that. So, thanks! GREETING I think I'm going to build a little shrine to you. All I need is some incense sticks and candles. GREETING I was starting to think that Big Town wasn't a very good place to live... but now I think we can do it! Thanks to you! GREETING We got those Mutants good, didn't we?! GREETING I'm starting to feel safe for the first time in a long time. Thanks to you! GREETING I got a lot to thank you for... I don't know how do it. Here... take this. It's always given me good luck. GREETING Here's the key. He never even noticed. GREETING You've got your god damn key. Isn't that enough? GREETING Hey there! Got anything good for me? GREETING I can't believe they're all dead. I just can't... GREETING I really don't feel like talking right now. Please leave. GREETING Look, our contract is done. There's nothing else for you here... okay? GREETING I thought we might see you again. GREETING So, you're back. What did you want? GREETING Well all right! You're back! GREETING There you go, good as new. GREETING You made it! Great! Need patching up? GREETING Looks like you pulled my fat out of the fire again. Thanks. GREETING Damn, I could have used your help with those uglies. GREETING Sorry, gotta get back to the Compound. Come by and visit us when you want to offload some of that data. GREETING Uh oh, you're back. Something need fixing? GREETING Thanks for not croaking me, dude. GREETING Hey! It's my favorite wanker! I so fucking glad I talked you out of putting a bullet in my brain. Hah ha! GREETING Hey! It's my favorite bitch assassin! Hah ha! I so fucking glad I talked you out of putting a bullet in my brain! GREETING I presume you are still honoring our previous arrangement? I enjoy being alive, at least for the moment. GREETING Well, hello again! How can the Wilson clan help you today? GREETING Hooeee, smell that air! Ain't nothing like it, is there? GREETING And what can I do for you on this fine day? GREETING By God, it's another fine day in Andale! GREETING Hey there, stranger. I've got something that I want to talk to you about. GREETING I couldn't help but notice that you were poking around in Bill's shed. GREETING So, did you find what you were looking for in there? GREETING Hey there, stranger. I've got something that I want to talk to you about. GREETING I couldn't help but notice that you're poking around in my basement. GREETING So, be honest now, You wouldn't know anything about that would you? GREETING Hello there, fellah! Good to meet you! Name's Smith, Jack Smith. Welcome to Andale, the best little town in Virginia! GREETING Hello there, young lady! Good to meet you! Name's Smith, Jack Smith. Welcome to Andale, the best little town in Virginia! GREETING Hello there, stranger! Good to meet you! Name's Jack Smith. I hear you've already met my wife. Sweet lady, isn't she? GREETING But anyway, welcome to Andale, the best little town in Virginia! GREETING Poor Gob. I know it's not your problem, but... I'm sorry. Do you need something? GREETING First Gob goes to see the world, and now Greta is dead... everyone I love leaves me, it seems. GREETING Yeah, what is it- Oh! Oh my! Someone new! I'm so sorry, you must think me terribly rude! Welcome! Welcome to Carol's Place! I'm Carol. GREETING It's not much, I know, but it's mine! So, if you need anything, just let me know. Greta will get you any food you want, and I handle the rooms. GREETING It's so good to have someone new here, even if it is an ugly ol' smoothskin! I'm kidding! I'm just kiddin! Don't make that face! You'll love it here. GREETING Yeah, what is it- Oh! Oh my! Someone new! I'm so sorry, you must think me terribly rude! Welcome! Welcome to Carol's Place! I'm Carol. GREETING It's not much, I know, but it's mine! So, if you need anything, just let me know. Greta will get you any food you want, and I handle the rooms. GREETING It's so good to have someone new here, especially a pretty young smoothskin like yourself! I hope you like it here! GREETING Oh, I just love to see your pretty face smiling at me. What do you need, honey? GREETING Oh, I was just telling Greta "that pretty young smoothskin hasn't been around in a while", and here you are! GREETING Oh, hello again! Do you need anything, darling? GREETING You enjoy being a "recruiter" for Paradise Falls, eh? Here's another collar and some caps. GREETING The slaves keep rolling in. Keep this up and you're going to be rich! Here's your caps and another collar. GREETING Tallied the last slave you sent us. You're pretty good at the slaving thing. Keep it up! Here's another collar and pile of caps. GREETING Keep it up. We all make a ton of caps on every slave you send to us. Here's your cut and another collar. GREETING You idiot! Your slave's dead. You ruined perfectly good merchandise. I monitor the collars, you know. You need to be more careful! GREETING Do you want another collar and try again? You'll have to buy it. I'm not going to subsidize your screwups. GREETING Idiot. You don't make money on dead slaves. You want to buy another collar and try again? GREETING Water... please... GREETING I can't travel yet, but I'll be back on my feet soon, thanks to you. I never expected help from a stranger in the Wasteland. GREETING Good to see you again, friend! GREETING We could use some help here! It came out of nowhere! GREETING That thing would have killed us all without your help. Thanks. GREETING Listen, you may as well take this map. That's where we were headed, but that Deathclaw cured me of my itch for Wasteland adventure. GREETING You'll stay out of this if you know what's good for you. We found that water and we're keeping it. GREETING I hope you're not here for that water. Because we're leaving with it, and my mama never taught me to share. GREETING Thanks for the help. A deal's a deal. Here's your water. GREETING You've got what you came for. Why don't you move on? I'm not looking for any new friends at the moment. GREETING Watch out! That scorpion won't let us near the water! GREETING That thing won't let us near the water! GREETING Help yourself to the water. You earned it. GREETING Uh, hey. I'm outta here... so... see ya. GREETING Er, uh, hold it right there, pal. You're giving me everything you own. Um, now. GREETING Er, uh, hold it right there, sister. You're giving me everything you own. Um, now. GREETING I save your ass in the rotunda and you take the caps and glory, huh? GREETING I'm not about to let you go bragging to anyone about retrieving the Declaration and leaving me in the dust. GREETING It's alive! The Wasteland is reborn! GREETING So. You're the genius who disarmed the bomb. Weeks of waiting and watching, ruined! GREETING It's a pity you acted so hastily. In the future, best sleep with one eye open. GREETING You will come to regret your actions. GREETING My, my. Just when I had all but given up hope. My dear boy, I am very happy to make your acquaintance. I am Mister Burke. GREETING And you, well, you are not a resident of this putrescent cesspool. That makes you a rather valuable individual. GREETING My, my. Just when I had all but given up hope. My dear girl, I am very happy to make your acquaintance. I am Mister Burke. GREETING And you, well, you are not a resident of this putrescent cesspool. That makes you a rather valuable individual. GREETING You self-righteous little.... Do you have any idea what you've done to my employer's development plan? A word of advice: watch your back. GREETING You haven't rigged the bomb yet? If it's information you need, get to it. Time is wasting. GREETING Back again, hmm? Perhaps you've reconsidered my offer? GREETING The pulse charge is rigged? Excellent! Meet me upstairs at Tenpenny Tower. There you will see a most glorious sight. GREETING Meet me upstairs at Tenpenny Tower. GREETING The pulse charge is rigged? Excellent! Excellent! GREETING Ah. The anticipation is palpable. Isn't it? GREETING When you have finished savoring the moment, you may have the honor of pressing the button. Oh, and mind your eyes. It'll be brighter than bright. GREETING The detonator is right over there. You may have the honor. Hit the switch! GREETING My God... what transcendent beauty... what purifying light.... GREETING Ahem... Allow me to collect myself, as I'm sure you're anxious to collect your payment. GREETING I've been asked to extend to you an invitation to reside at Tenpenny Tower. GREETING Here's the key, and deed, to your new master suite. It's on the top floor, first door on your right from the elevator. Enjoy your new accommodations. GREETING Oh, and if you wish to spruce the place up a bit, speak with Lydia Montenegro in the Boutique le Chic. GREETING My God... what transcendent beauty... what purifying light.... GREETING Ahem... Allow me to collect myself, as I'm sure you're anxious to collect your payment. GREETING I've been asked to extend to you an invitation to reside at Tenpenny Tower. GREETING Here's the key, and deed, to your new master suite. It's on the top floor, first door on your right from the elevator. Enjoy your new accommodations. GREETING What you did, it was a great thing. That place, those people... necessary sacrifices. Here's to a better future. Here's to Tenpenny Tower! GREETING Yeah, you're pretty busted up, but you'll live. Stop by the clinic in the morning. GREETING If you're here with some Quantum, I have caps with your name on them! GREETING Please, tell me you have some of the good stuff. I need that Quantum! GREETING Oh! I hope you're here with some Quantum! GREETING Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh! Did you find any Quantum? GREETING Oh! Did you need something else? GREETING There's nothing better than fresh dog, don't you think? We'll be happy to set you up with something if you're hungry. GREETING A bit gamey for my taste, but there's some folks that like a nice bit of Mole Rat. If you like it fresh, I'm selling... GREETING Nasty brute, but tasty once you get the fur off. GREETING Hello, stranger. I'm Tinker Joe, premier supplier of robotic parts and service throughout the DC Wasteland. GREETING Remember me? Tinker Joe, at your service. Robots for sale, robots serviced while you wait. Interested? GREETING Yes? Did you need something else? GREETING I am not for sale. I am only a demonstration model. Tinker Joe will be glad to handle any of your robotic needs. Have a nice day. GREETING You have to give me that code. If you won't turn this thing on, you have to at least let me do it. GREETING Look, there's nothing more to be said. Cycle the airlock so I can get this over with. GREETING Get out of here as soon as you can. Get back to the Citadel where it's safe. GREETING Well, so much for celebrating. GREETING One of us is going to have to go in there and turn the damned thing on. And whoever does it isn't coming back out. GREETING Not exactly how I imagined going out, you know? GREETING So, what should we do? Draw straws? GREETING You're just going to let him leave like that? GREETING I can't believe you, of all people, would show mercy on him. GREETING The real kicker is that the boys outside will probably cut him down as soon as he opens the door. GREETING Now let's get this place locked down. GREETING I guess I shouldn't be surprised that you'd let him just walk away. It's amazing the world hasn't beaten that out of you. GREETING You'd just better hope it doesn't come back to bite you. GREETING Now let's get this place locked down. GREETING You're just going to let him leave like that? GREETING I'll go along with it, but I don't like it. GREETING Let's get this room secured, and we'll call in the team. GREETING Let's make sure this area is locked down before we do anything else. GREETING You've already won. Allow me to leave with some dignity. GREETING You again. GREETING I can't say I'm surprised. You and your ilk seem hell-bent on destroying everything our government has worked to achieve. GREETING There's nothing to stop me from killing you this time. Let's end this. GREETING Let's get inside. Be careful -- they're probably pretty well dug-in. They've got to know we're coming by now. GREETING Stay sharp, and stick close to me until we're in the Control Room. GREETING Head for the control room, and keep your head down. GREETING Look, if we make it to the purifier we can chat then. Now's not exactly a good time. GREETING Are you ready now? We can't afford to keep standing around like this. GREETING Before we get started, I wanted to let you know that my father and I have been talking. GREETING The Pride and I have decided that after all you've survived, you've done enough to be an honorary member of Lyon's Pride. GREETING So congratulations. Membership comes with some privileges, including our Power Armor. You want the full suit, or the Recon armor? GREETING Please, I have much work to do. Talk to Sarah about your role in the assault. GREETING You're reporting to Sarah from here on out. Don't let her down. GREETING I'm sure you'll understand that there's far too much to be done right now. I've no time for chatting. GREETING I told you to leave me here. This is my fate for failing the people of my Vault. GREETING Now go! See if you can keep a few of them alive out there! GREETING What do you want? GREETING What do you want? GREETING Ah, another patient! What's it to be, eh? Appendectomy? Tonsillectomy? GREETING Hysterectomy? GREETING Back again, hmm? Here to watch the master work? GREETING Oh, it's good to see you're back from outside. It can be dangerous out there for someone your age. GREETING It's been a while, kid. I guess the G.O.A.T. couldn't have predicted how you'd turn out, could it? GREETING Remind me to add a question about rescuing your teacher from the Vault jail. If the Vault ever goes back to normal, that is... GREETING By the way, while I was in there, I heard some worrying things from the guards. GREETING Well, if it isn't my star pupil. GREETING You're back, again? GREETING Can't you just leave us alone? GREETING I don't know that I should be talking with you. GREETING Oh boy, are you in trouble. GREETING Oh, look. The bad seed is back. GREETING You got a lot to answer for, kid. GREETING I sure didn't expect you to show your face here again. GREETING Don't you know enough to stay away? GREETING Wow, you're back! GREETING Hey, good to see you again! GREETING You're alive! GREETING I'm amazed by your bravado. The G.E.C.K. must be quite valuable to you. GREETING I advise you to wait for me outside the irradiated area. GREETING Accompanying me could prove quite fatal to you, my foolish friend. GREETING Okay. You stay here. Beyond this door, the hallways and chambers are flooded with radiation. GREETING I'll get the case and bring it right back. Keep your eyes open, many of my lesser-minded brethren are bound to stumble across us. GREETING What did you need? GREETING Finally... freedom! True freedom! I cannot thank you enough for this gift. GREETING You have no idea how long I've pictured this moment in my mind... and it feels far better than I'd imagined. GREETING Now, for my part of the bargain. Follow me. GREETING Is there something amiss? The door still seems to be sealed. GREETING Look, we both know you're here to obtain the G.E.C.K. Why don't we stop this charade and work together? GREETING It can't be! GREETING Either you are quite real, or I am going quite mad. GREETING Could you actually be a pure human? GREETING Back so soon? What is it now? Come to gawk at the caged animal? GREETING Have you decided to find me a violin? GREETING Well? What do you think? Will you take my offer? GREETING As promised... here is a little pick-me-up. An Ice Cold Nuka-Cola! Just look at the frost on the bottle. So cold and delicious! GREETING Pardon me... I tend to lose myself when I hold onto a Nuka-Cola. GREETING Before I get to the little proposition I have for you let me tell you a little bit about Nuka-Cola Quantum. GREETING So, you ready to hear me out? I have a bit of a proposition for you. GREETING But before I get to that, let me tell you a little bit about Nuka-Cola Quantum. GREETING Hang on, the tour's not done yet. Be patient. Your Ice Cold Nuka-Cola is only moments away! GREETING Sierra Petrovita's the name. Good to see a new face in Girdershade! GREETING I take it you're here to check out my Nuka-Cola collection and take the tour? GREETING Are you ready to take the tour of my collection? GREETING Lemme go, beautiful! I'm gonna' get us some Quantum! GREETING Bringing me some Quantum I hope? GREETING My offer still stands. Bring me Quantum, and I'll pay you for it. GREETING Hey, pal. What were you doing in Sierra's place? GREETING So, who might you be and what brings you out to our little paradise? GREETING Unless you want to hear what I have to say, we have nothing to discuss. GREETING What do you want? Make it quick, you're blocking my view! GREETING Oh... hey! What do you need, young fellow? GREETING Oh... hey! What do you need, young lady? GREETING What... huh? Me? You're talking to me? Yes? What do you need? GREETING Hey, want to see something funny? All I need is some booze, and I'll show you! GREETING Hey... hey! You wanna hear a song? See a dance? Just gimme some booze, I'll make it happen! GREETING Why, look at what we have here. Some fresh meat, right out of the Wastes! GREETING You just wanna go ahead and jump into the pen with the others, or should I beat you senseless and drag you there myself? GREETING Aww, look at you! You're such a cute lil' varmint. GREETING You'd best stop lookin' at me like that before I spit you up and chew you out. GREETING I miss Eulogy... GREETING Anything that I have to say, Mr. Eulogy can say for me. GREETING Mr. Eulogy don't like me talking to the johnnies without his permission. GREETING What do you want, square? GREETING To tell you the truth, I'm glad that fool is dead. GREETING Eulogy handles the business. GREETING What? Do you see something you like? GREETING Look, nothing personal, but if you need something, talk to the clown in the hat. GREETING Keep staring and I'll start charging. GREETING You're a mess. I hope you brought a lot of money with you. GREETING Are you just going to bleed on me, or are you going to pay me to fix you? GREETING I love the sight of a limping Waster. You just look like a walking pile of caps to me. GREETING Well now, look at you limping in here like that. Did you bring some caps for Auntie Cutter? GREETING You look like you've seen better days. A few caps'll fix that up for you. GREETING Been in a few fights, have we? Well, that's why they pay me the big bucks... GREETING Ain't nothing that I love more than an injured Slaver with more caps than sense. Hopefully, you fall into that category. GREETING You look alright to me. Are you here for some supplies? GREETING Hello there, my dear. What can Eulogy do for you today? GREETING Just let me know if you need anything, and I'll do whatever I can to procure it. GREETING If it's business you're here to discuss, I'm all ears. GREETING What can I do for you? Paradise Falls is always open for business. GREETING Something I can help you with? GREETING
I'm sure that whatever you have to say is absolutely vital. So let's hear it.
GREETING What. Do. You. Want? GREETING Look. I told you. My name's Forty. I'm not inclined to change it, so unless you've got something good to say, you'd best make it fast. GREETING Jotun. GREETING What? GREETING Yes? GREETING ... GREETING This place is terrible! Please! You've got to help us! GREETING You need guns, I got guns. You need armor? Got that too. So long as you got the caps for 'em. GREETING Guns, guns, and more guns. What do you need? GREETING Having trouble with that Radroach? GREETING Something wrong? That Radroach is still over there. GREETING You... You're not supposed to be in here. What are you doing here? GREETING Ah, face to face at last. It's high time we met. GREETING I am quite pleased you were able to make it. The trip was not what I had intended, but serves as an adequate test of your abilities. GREETING You have the vial, and the task set before you. Shouldn't you be on your way now? GREETING Yes? You still haven't taken the vial yet. As I've said, I'll only allow you to leave once you have it. GREETING Why do you insist on making things difficult? GREETING Maybe I should start shooting. How much blood you think you can afford to lose before you tell me what I want to know? GREETING So, you're awake. GREETING Let's keep this nice and simple. You're going to tell me the code for that Purifier, and you're going to tell me now. GREETING Those monsters... th-they're gonna' get me. GREETING What is it, mister? GREETING What is it, lady? GREETING Yes, what did you need? GREETING I've detected some changes within the Queen's Hatchery with my equipment. What's transpired? GREETING We'll speak when we reach the terminal. Nothing must stand in the way of progress! GREETING I trust your task is progressing well. GREETING Well, don't just stand there. You're distracting me. I must calculate the most efficient way to get to my equipment. GREETING I'm finding your interruptions trying. The slightest mistake because of your distractions and my experiments will be ruined! GREETING You startled me! GREETING You really mustn't creep up on people like that. GREETING Yes? GREETING What? I guard the gate. That's all. What the fuck do you want from me? GREETING Hey. Talk fast, they hate it when I talk to customers. GREETING Haha! Hello! I am Ymir! GREETING Haha! Good to see you again, little man! Have you come to drink with me? GREETING Haha! Good to see you again, little girl! Have you come to drink with me? GREETING Hey sorry, man. Let me get out of your way! GREETING Whoa there. Easy, killer. I'm movin', I'm movin'! GREETING Heard about you. You're some pretty slick shit. GREETING Respect. GREETING You look like a damn fool in that Vault Suit. GREETING Nice! Did you get that monkey suit from the Brotherhood? GREETING Sorry, bro. Got nothin' to say to you. GREETING Sorry, chica. Got nothin' to say to you. GREETING Keep walkin'. GREETING I can't believe that Grouse let you in here. GREETING Don't think I won't throw your ass in the pens with the rest of the meat. GREETING You don't exactly look like you belong here. GREETING Okay, seriously. Leave me alone. GREETING *sniff* Smells like meat. Move on. GREETING You're new. And you're too big to be a resident. Who are you? GREETING Who are you? What are you doing in here? GREETING Got yourself a boo-boo? GREETING What sort of scrape did you get yourself into, this time? GREETING Got yourself another few scrapes? GREETING Yes? GREETING Well, here's something I don't see every day. A new face in Little Lamplight! GREETING A bit big for one of our kids, but you seem all right. What's your story down here? GREETING Well, now here's something new. What's a grown-up like you doing in Little Lamplight? GREETING Don't tell me MacCready's going soft on us! GREETING Is there something you'd like to learn? GREETING What's happening? GREETING Great, RJ let in another pair of choppers to eat up all our food. GREETING Well, as long as you don't give me any crap about how I prepare your grub, I guess you'll be okay. GREETING So, tell me: what do you think of cave fungus in watery mushroom sauce? GREETING Okay, RJ had better have had a good reason to let you in. GREETING Because right now, all I'm seeing is a mungo who's here to take our food and screw us over. GREETING Come on and get your grub! GREETING Ready for some fine roast beast served in a creamy ginger sauce? GREETING Yeah, I'll bet you are! Too bad it's still fungus chunks for us all! GREETING Feed's on! Get it while it's... food. GREETING Hey, what's up? GREETING Hewwo, I'm Biwwy. Wewcome to Wittwe Wampwight! GREETING Hey, you wook wike you'we handy with a weapon. I got kicked off the scav team, so I guess I don't need mine anymowe. GREETING Wanna buy my wazer wifle? Five hundwed caps, and it's aww youws! GREETING Hewwo, mistaw. GREETING Hewwo, miss. GREETING I'm going on an adventure! GREETING Whoa. You're big. You must be the biggest kid here! GREETING I'm the littlest kid. My real name's Betty. But mostly, I get called Bumble. GREETING What're you called, big kid? GREETING Whoa. I've never seen a mungo so close. GREETING Are you a Raider? Or a Slaver? Or a Mutant? GREETING 'Cause if you are, I'm supposed to go hide 'cause I'm too young to use a gun yet. GREETING Uh oh. Now what? GREETING You want to talk to me? GREETING Just leave me alone, okay? GREETING I hate you! Go away! GREETING I don't want to talk with you! GREETING Hey, new kid. I don't know if anyone told you yet, but let me set the record straight. GREETING I'm Princess. When you're around me, I'm in charge. You shut up and do what I say, because I'm boss around here. That clear? GREETING Now, who're you? GREETING What the hell is RJ thinking, letting a damned mungo like you in here? GREETING So, who're you working with? Raiders? Slavers? Mutants? GREETING Answer up, mungo! GREETING Well, look who's here. What's up, mungo? GREETING Well, if it isn't the magnificent mungo. What now? GREETING New in town, huh? If MacCready let you in, that's good enough for me. GREETING Well, enough with formalities: who are you, and how'd you get MacCready to let you in here? GREETING Whoa, are we letting mungos in, now? Didn't hear any shots, so I'm guessing you're not here to raid us. GREETING And if you're not here to raid us, you might just have brought something cool for us, see? So who are you, and how'd you get let in? GREETING Hey, picked up anything out there? GREETING Anything you'd like to get off your hands? GREETING Got something to say? GREETING New in town, huh? Well, if MacCready let you in, that's a good sign. GREETING I'm Knock Knock, and I take care of 'keeping the peace' down here. Or, at least the morale. GREETING So, who're you? You going to cause any trouble? GREETING Hey, are we letting mungos in, now? Didn't hear a scuffle, so I'm guessing you're some sort of guest? GREETING So, what's so cool about you, fancypants? Must be a pretty good reason for you to get let in, see? GREETING Hey did you hear the one about the ridiculous mungo who... GREETING Oh wait. Um. Never mind. GREETING How're things treating you? GREETING Heard anything good? GREETING Wow, you're big. I mean, bigger than most people down here. I mean, bigger than most people down here that we don't shoot for being down here. GREETING So, how'd you get down here without getting shot? Am I supposed to shoot you? Because, you know, I'd rather not, but if I'm supposed to, then okay. GREETING The mayor said it's okay for you to be in here, right? Because mungos aren't allowed in here unless the mayor says so. So are you an okay mungo? GREETING Because if you aren't an okay mungo, that means we should stop you, and that means I have to get my gun from lockdown so stay here okay? GREETING Hey there. You have any Nuka-Cola? Even just a bit? Can I have some? Be your best friend. Honest. Totally. Not even kidding! GREETING Damned shame about those slaves. Would've fetched us a nice pile of caps at Paradise Falls. GREETING Hey, we're looking for some slaves that ran off. Seen 'em? They can't have gone far. GREETING We got away from the Slavers who were taking us to Paradise Falls, but they said our collars were explosive. Blow our heads off if we ran. GREETING Do you think you can get this thing off of me before it's too late? GREETING Thanks for not attacking us. Most people don't tolerate Ghouls. GREETING Please, help me! You've got to get this collar off of me! GREETING Please... won't you help me? GREETING Come on. Help me get this collar off. Please. GREETING Thank God you saved me! GREETING I'm heading to the Temple of the Union. They take care of escaped slaves. GREETING Maybe you could tell any other slaves you meet about it. GREETING You saved me from those bastards. I won't forget it. GREETING Hey... hey, man. You need something? A little fix, maybe? Some Jet? I got Jet. Psycho too. Take a look! GREETING What do you need? I can get you a fix. Anything you want. Cheap, too! Check it out! GREETING Is Rory safe yet? GREETING You're the mungo that helped Sammy and Squirrel, aren't you? GREETING Well I already told them, I'm not going anywhere. Not without Rory. GREETING Just leave me alone. I don't care about stupid escape plans. We're stuck here for good. GREETING So what's the deal, mungo? GREETING So what's the deal, mungo? GREETING I ain't supposed to say anything. Sammy says so. GREETING Nice going, mungo. Let's go before they change their minds. GREETING Sammy says not to talk to you. GREETING I guess we can go home now. Let's go. GREETING Well, I guess this is one way to do it. We could've escaped, you know. GREETING What the hell, lady? We're not going anywhere with you! You don't own us! GREETING What the hell, mister? We're not going anywhere with you! You don't own us! GREETING If we're going to leave, then let's get it over with. GREETING Well, well. The budding entrepreneur returns! GREETING Now see? This is what I want for the world. For men and women to make their own way, find their own paths to success. GREETING What can Paradise Falls do for you today? GREETING You must be our prospective customer. I do hope Paradise Falls can accommodate your needs. GREETING We make no judgments, no assumptions. We understand that it's a harsh world out there, and you do what you must to make it. GREETING Now, was there something specific you were interested in? GREETING ...the fuck you lookin' at? Huh? GREETING I'm busy, so piss off. You got business here, you talk to Eulogy. GREETING We got a reason to be talkin' I ain't aware of? GREETING I thought we was pretty clear about our relationship. GREETING See, here's how it goes: you stay the hell outta my way, and I don't shoot you in the face. Seems clear to me. GREETING Funny that you're still talkin', when I'm pretty sure I told you to get lost. GREETING So you gonna take care of that guard, or what? GREETING My hands are tied here. It's not like I want to be working with a mungo like you, but I got no choice. Come on. GREETING You're the mungo that's helping us, huh? GREETING Sammy says you want to know the plan. Well listen up, mungo, because it's a good one. I'm super smart. GREETING What's up, mungo? You fixed that terminal yet? GREETING Come on, mungo. You gonna fix that terminal, or what? GREETING Hey, mister. Can you get us out of here? GREETING Hey, lady. Can you get us out of here? GREETING So, you getting us free or what? GREETING Oh God, mister. You gotta help us. You gotta get us out of here! GREETING Oh God, lady. You gotta help us. You gotta get us out of here! GREETING You gotta help. You just gotta. GREETING I can't keep talking to you, or else he'll shoot me. GREETING Well, hello. It's always good to see a customer. What do you need? GREETING See, I knew you'd be back. GREETING Oh, hello again! Do you need anything? GREETING Scanning... target non-hostile. GREETING Scanning... Target is armed. Code Yellow. GREETING Unit running Patrol Scheme Delta-Seven. GREETING Unit running Patrol Scheme Alpha-Four. GREETING Talk to Ahzrukhal. GREETING No. Go talk to Ahzurkhal. GREETING Goddammit! Why did you tell Carol that Gob was dead? You couldn't have kept that to yourself? GREETING You know, not everyone needs to hear the truth about everything. She was perfectly fine thinking that he'd found happiness out there. GREETING Just... order something and get away from me. GREETING Sorry. I'm on a break. I'll be back in a bit if you need some food. GREETING Oh look. It's everyone's favorite bearer of bad news. GREETING Oh, hey. It's you. Did you bring some good news for us? GREETING Hey. I say you over there talking to Carol. She's friendly, isn't she? But don't you get any ideas about her. Got it? Good. GREETING Now, do you want something to eat? GREETING Mornin', hon. What'll it be? GREETING If you want something to eat, you should order it quick, hon. The stew just stopped moving. GREETING You need somethin', hon? GREETING Why the hell did you wake me up? GREETING Oh, you again. GREETING ... ... huh? ... Ah! Jesus Christ! Don't... don't sneak up on me like that, the last fella... the last fella to do that damn near lost my arm. GREETING You're new here, yeah... you must be, since you're actually talking to... talking to me... I'm Patchwork... or just "Patches" if... if you like that. GREETING I'm... shit.... I forget. GREETING Oh! Hey! It's you! ... have we met? GREETING ... ... uh oh...
... just gimme a second here...
.. okay, swallowed it before it... before it got out. What do you need?
GREETING I... I think I'm less drunk than... I was... Nope. Nope. There it is. GREETING Oh, why hello there. Pleasure to meet you! I'm Quinn. GREETING Sorry sorry! So busy! GREETING Just couldn't stay away from us, could you? GREETING Oh, hello, my boy! You've come back for more stories from ol' Quinn, have you? GREETING Oh, hello, my girl! You've come back for more stories from ol' Quinn, have you? GREETING Oh... OH! Hey! Look at that! A human! With hair! Hey... you think we can do something about that? GREETING I just sharpened the knives! Have a seat and we'll give you a new look! GREETING Good to see you again! You ready for some more of the ol' snip-snip? GREETING Hey! You here for a cut? Maybe a buzz? Mohawk? C'mon! Something! GREETING Oh... a human... well, hello. Welcome to Underworld Outfitters! It's... it's been so long since I had a customer! GREETING You're back! Uhm... wow! You're really back! What do you need? GREETING You came back! Do you need something? GREETING I've got just the thing for you, do you want to see it? Please say yes... GREETING Oh, well would you look at that? We got us a smoothskin visitor! Hoooeeee, we ain't seen one of your type in a long time. GREETING What? You come to try to steal from me again? Just get out of my face. GREETING Didn't you hear me? Leave us alone. GREETING Well, hello again. You need something, smoothskin? GREETING How's Underworld been treatin' you so far, smoothskin? GREETING Well look who's back. What can I do you for, smoothskin? GREETING Well look who's back. What can I do you for, smoothskin? GREETING Holy shit! What happened? GREETING What the fuck happened? GREETING It's so weird here without Azhrukhal. GREETING I still can't believe that Charon shot Ahzrukhal. I never saw that one coming. GREETING You know, Ahzrukhal was a bastard, but I kind of miss him... GREETING Did you see that? Charon just shot Ahzrukhal! GREETING There are a lot more of us down here than there are of you, smoothskin. You just behave yourself. GREETING I hope you don't mind the smell, I know how sensitive you humans can be. GREETING That's humans for you, always so goddamn friendly. GREETING We don't get a lot of your kind down here. GREETING What makes you think that we've got something to say to one another? GREETING Well, what do you think? You can come down here and shoot any time you want. GREETING Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it. Here are some more BBs. GREETING If you're having trouble, try crouching to steady your aim. GREETING Go ahead. Try out your new gun on those targets over there. GREETING Come on. We'll show you the place. GREETING Are you ready for your surprise? GREETING Hey, that was Jonas on the intercom. He and I have been cooking up a little surprise present. GREETING Jonas is waiting for you downstairs on the Reactor Level. Go ahead, I don't think anyone will mind if you slip out for a few minutes. GREETING Just be patient. You don't want to ruin the surprise, do you? Go ahead, Jonas is waiting! GREETING Are you all right? Is Butch giving you a hard time again? GREETING Having a good time? It wasn't easy keeping this a secret! Now go on, I'm sure everyone else would like a chance to talk to the birthday boy. GREETING Having a good time? It wasn't easy keeping this a secret! Now go on, I'm sure everyone else would like a chance to talk to the birthday girl. GREETING Hey there, pal. Having fun? GREETING Hi, honey. Having fun? GREETING I can't believe you're 10 already. Your mother would have been proud of you, son. Now go on and enjoy your party! GREETING I can't believe you're 10 already. Your mother would have been proud of you, honey. Now go on and enjoy your party! GREETING Listen, once you finish being a good host, I have something I want to show you. GREETING I hope you appreciate the effort Amata put into this party. She really seems to like you, for some reason. GREETING Another youth well on his way to becoming a productive vault citizen! GREETING Another youth well on her way to becoming a productive vault citizen! GREETING Are you having a nice party? Ten years old, my my my. Seems like only yesterday that your daddy came... GREETING Goodness, listen to me ramble! You're waiting for your present, aren't you? GREETING Go ahead, you can eat the sweetroll now. It's your birthday! GREETING You've grown up into such a fine young man. Your father must be very proud of you. GREETING You've grown up into such a fine young lady. Your father must be very proud of you. GREETING I don't have any more presents for you, if that's what you're wondering. GREETING Go on now, I'm sure you've had quite enough old lady chitchat for one birthday! GREETING Happy birthday, dearie! My goodness, I hope I didn't miss the party! GREETING I hope you're having a good party! Did you read your poem yet? You know how to find it in your Pip-Boy, don't you? GREETING I hope Butch didn't hurt you. Do you want to tell me what that was all about? GREETING Happy birthday, sonny! GREETING Happy birthday, missy! GREETING Sounds like everybody's having a good time in there. GREETING How do you like that Pip-Boy, son? Fit all right and everything? GREETING How do you like that there Pip-Boy, miss? Fit all right and everything? GREETING You let me know if that Pip-Boy ever gives you any trouble. GREETING I am mortified about the cake mishap. Simply mortified. GREETING Allow me to wish you happy birthday. I would offer you a piece of cake, but... GREETING Happy birthday! If you'll excuse me I'll have this cake sliced up for you in a jiffy. GREETING I'm hungry and that stupid robot destroyed the cake. GREETING Give me that sweetroll you got from Old Lady Palmer. GREETING Mmm, that sweetroll was really good. You can tell Old Lady Palmer thanks for me. Ha ha ha! GREETING So you're a tattletale, too. Just wait. Gomez isn't always going to be around to save your butt. GREETING You're going to be really sorry you messed with me, punk. GREETING Nice party, butt-head. Now get lost before I have to make you cry. GREETING Didn't I tell you to stop bothering us? Shove off, dork. GREETING My mom made me come to your stupid party, but don't expect me to hang out with you. Get lost, loser. GREETING Why don't you go play dolls or something with your little friend Amata. No girls allowed. GREETING Hey, I think your girlfriend Amata is looking for you. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Ha ha ha. GREETING This party's pretty good, I guess. For a little kid. Balloons. Party hats... GREETING Not as cool as my party though. Remember how my dad got Andy to do magic tricks? And we all played Hunt the Mutant in the Atrium? GREETING Oh, right... you weren't invited to my party. Too bad, man. It was really fun. GREETING Why are you still hanging around? GREETING Hey, uh, thanks for inviting me. Really cool party and everything. GREETING I know that, uh, Butch and I give you a hard time, but you don't take that seriously, right? GREETING Anyway, uh, happy birthday and everything. I better get back to, you know... GREETING Get lost, butt-breath. GREETING What's Butch's problem anyway? I can't believe he tried to start a fight at your own birthday party. What a jerk. GREETING Butch is such an idiot. Just ignore him. GREETING What happened with Butch? He looked awfully pleased with himself, which usually means something bad happened to somebody. GREETING What'd Butch want? I thought you were in trouble there for a second. GREETING Happy birthday! We really surprised you, didn't we? GREETING Ha ha. Your dad was afraid you were onto us. But I told him not to worry. You're so easy to fool. GREETING Having fun, I hope? GREETING Happy birthday! GREETING Go on, mingle! GREETING Isn't this great? GREETING Oh, hey, it's Jonas. Happy birthday! Sorry I couldn't be at your party. Listen, would you put your dad on? GREETING Can you put your dad on, please? GREETING What are you doing down here, young man? I thought kids weren't allowed down on the Reactor Level. GREETING What are you doing down here, young lady? I thought kids weren't allowed down on the Reactor Level. GREETING Your dad is waiting to give you your present. Or should we just keep it? GREETING Happy birthday, buddy. I hope you have fun with it. GREETING Happy birthday, darlin'. I hope you have fun with it. GREETING Go on, shoot something for me! GREETING Stand next to your dad and I'll get a nice picture of you and your new BB gun. GREETING Hey there, good to see you again! GREETING Afternoon, friend! GREETING Look at this weather, can you believe it? GREETING It's so weird... our parents went on a trip and aren't coming back. Do you think they're dead or something? GREETING Wouldn't Mr. Harris tell us if they were? GREETING Mr Harris is nice to us, but he doesn't read the stories the same way that my daddy did. GREETING We're eating all sorts of different food now. Before, we always just ate my mom's meat pies. GREETING Hi! Welcome to Andale! I'm Jenny! You should probably talk to my dad, he likes to welcome all the new visitors! GREETING Hi, again! How're you doing? GREETING I'm not really sure what happened. Mr. Harris said that our parents went away, and they won't be back. GREETING He says that he'll tell me more about it when I'm older but... I miss my mom and dad... GREETING Mr. Harris is a lot like my dad. I never knew that he could be so nice. GREETING You're new here, aren't you? Wow! I never get a chance to talk to the new people! Dad always takes care of them before I get a chance. GREETING Hello again! Have you been out having adventures? GREETING I wish I was like you, instead of stuck here in boring ol' Andale. GREETING Oh man, I'm so jealous, you get to go out and do stuff outside of town and you probably don't even have a bedtime. GREETING Well, hello! Welcome to Andale! Winner of the best town in the USA contest! GREETING Oh. It's you again. Well, I don't want to be rude, so what do you want? GREETING Oh. Hello. Do you need something, or are you here to tell me about your incredibly nice underground vault again? GREETING Hmph. Well, I'm not as rude as you, so I'll politely ask you what you need. GREETING Hello again! Stick around for a while, I'm thinking about making some meat cookies later! Isn't that exciting! GREETING I'm so happy to see you! What do you need? GREETING I'm a little busy right now, but never too busy for a friend! What did you want to talk about? GREETING Why, hello there. I'd heard there was someone new coming. How can our little family help you? GREETING Hello again! You know, I actually missed you! And I barely know who you are! GREETING It's so good to see you again. Honestly, I get a little bored around here... don't tell Bill! GREETING Busy busy busy, a wife's work is never done! GREETING I saw what happened out there, stranger. Those people may have been my family but... it had to be done. GREETING I was like them for so many years... it's... I can't even talk about it. GREETING The only thing that I can do is try to raise these kids and make Andale into a decent place. GREETING This is such an ugly place... so many bad memories. But we're trying. GREETING I'm not sure why you'd come back here, but I'm glad to see you. GREETING Little by little, each day, I'm trying to clean up the mess my family left. GREETING Wha- how? How did you get in here? What are you doing in this town? Get out! Get out while you can! GREETING Get out of here! Run! GREETING They're crazy! Crazy I tell you! GREETING Get out of town while you still can! GREETING You're mean! I hate you! GREETING Hi there. I'm Timmy. Want to play? GREETING Hi. Want to play? GREETING You're supposed to be making Timmy cry. You can do it, I know you can! GREETING When you win the game, maybe we can talk some more. GREETING You don't want to play my game, so I don't want to talk to you. GREETING You don't want to play with me. So I don't want to talk to you, and you're never going to find your daddy. Boo hoo hoo. GREETING Oh, someone new to play with! What good luck I have lately! GREETING I was just starting to get bored. Oh, we're going to have so much fun! GREETING Can we play now? I've been waiting. I've been ever so patient. GREETING You probably oughta go talk to Betty, kiddo. Don't want to keep her waiting! GREETING She's out there on the playground, probably looking for you. Run along now. GREETING Have you talked to Betty? I think she's waiting for you. GREETING You really shouldn't keep her waiting. She'll probably be on the playground. Run along now. GREETING Oh, hello there. GREETING I think you should go speak with Betty. She's waiting for you... On the playground, I think. Best to hurry up. GREETING Hiya, kid. GREETING You might want to go talk to Betty before you wander around too much. She's waiting for you. GREETING Hello there. Good to see you. GREETING I think Betty is waiting for you on the playground. You'll want to go talk to her. GREETING Oh, hey... I was just trying to think of a word that rhymes with "gloom"... hrm... GREETING Yep. Still not dead. Unfortunately... GREETING God, life is such a hassle, you know? GREETING Hey. Don't get any bright ideas about trying anything. We may not look it, but every one of us is a trained killer. GREETING Oh, who am I kidding? Look, we're in trouble here. If you want to help, great. If not, just please don't kill anyone while you're here. GREETING I heard how you helped out Timebomb. I'm not sure why you did it, but thanks. I only hope that he lives long enough to appreciate your help. GREETING Now, did you need something? GREETING Yeah? What is it? GREETING What do you need, stranger? GREETING I'm on patrol here, what do you want? GREETING The more time I spend talking to you, the less time I'm watching for raids. GREETING Wha-? Jesus. I'm on the lookout here, don't sneak up on me like that. What do you want? GREETING A visitor? Who'd want to visit this hell hole? I bet you're here to rape and pillage us. Aren't you? Aren't you?! GREETING Not that it matters. We're all Super Mutant snacks anyway. GREETING Unless you're here to help us, fuck off. GREETING You got a problem? GREETING What do you want? GREETING What? GREETING Hrm? What? Oh... I'm sorry. My patient just passed away. He... he was my friend. I'm just... I'm a little out of it. GREETING I'll be alright though. What did you need? GREETING You remember my patient, Timebomb? He died. As far as I can tell, his injuries were just too much. I did my best, but... it wasn't enough. GREETING I'll be alright though. What did you need? GREETING So, it turns out, Timebomb died. So I guess you were right. Still, he was my friend, and I had to try... GREETING I'll be alright though. What did you need? GREETING Wow. I can't believe that you were able to help Timebomb. And here I was sure that you were ready to just let him die. I guess I had you wrong. GREETING He still can't fight, but if we survive for a bit longer, he should be back into it soon enough. GREETING Look, you're a better doc than me, that's pretty obvious. But if you need healing, I'll do it for you no charge. GREETING Wow. I can't believe that you were able to help Timebomb. I thought he was done for. GREETING He still can't fight, but if we survive for a bit longer, he should be back into it soon enough. GREETING Look, you're a better doc than me, that's pretty obvious. But if you need healing, I'll do it for you no charge. GREETING What is it? GREETING What's up? Are you hurt? GREETING Woa, looks like you've seen some action. Do you need help? GREETING Are you hurt? You don't look hurt. What do you need? GREETING Hey, pal. What's up? GREETING Things are looking good here, bud. GREETING Your fly's open! Haha, made ya look! GREETING Heya! Whaddaya need? GREETING Damn... what... what happened? GREETING Hey. Thanks again, man. I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you. GREETING Anything for you, man. What do you need? GREETING Hey, it's good to see you. Is there something I can do for you? Anything? GREETING Welcome to Big Town. Not that there's much of a town left. Those Super Mutants keep kidnapping people. GREETING Hi there. Um, can I help you? GREETING You need something? GREETING They're out there. I can feel it. Uh, what? You? I gave you the welcoming speech. GREETING Watch the Wastes. Keep track of movement. Uh, what? Did you need something? GREETING Thanks for helping us. I just hope we can survive another attack. Probably won't. GREETING Where's Red? GREETING Pleased to meet you. I'm Knight Dillon. If there's anything you need here, I'll try and help. GREETING Welcome, friend. My brothers may be gruff but they will lay down their lives for you. GREETING You don't need to worry. We're the best outfit in the whole Brotherhood of Steel. Just watch what we do to these Uglies. GREETING Colin Moriarty, at your service! Welcome to Moriarty's! My saloon, my home, my slice of heaven in this backwoods little burg. GREETING If you've got the caps, I've got your pleasure. Please, sit down, make yourself comfortable. Your troubles are a thing of the past. GREETING Colin Moriarty. Always pleased to see a new face. But I'm afraid you've had the misfortune to catch me, well... out of me element. GREETING I'm the owner and proprietor of Moriarty's, you see. The saloon? GREETING But, please! See for yourself! Come by for a drink or twelve. You and I, oh, we're going to be fast friends. Fast friends! GREETING What is it I can do for you? GREETING Ahhh... my new friend. What can I get you? Some sorrows are best buried, and I'm a man that can provide all sorts of tools to bury them. GREETING And back he comes. So... are you just thirsty, or are you ready to pay me fee? Dear dad's not going to find himself. GREETING And back she comes. So, are you just thirsty, or are you ready to pay me fee? Dear dad's not going to find himself. GREETING Hello again. GREETING Knight Finley at your service. What can I do for you? GREETING What is it you needed? GREETING Welcome to the Galaxy News Radio Outpost. I'm Sergeant Wilks, and I'm in charge here. What brings you into the D.C. area? GREETING What else can I help you with? GREETING Sorry, I'm on guard duty. Wouldn't want this place to get overrun with Super Mutants. GREETING Sentinel Lyons calls the shots around here. If you need anything, she can probably help you. GREETING Bring on some more Super Mutants! I'm not finished with them yet! GREETING Babysitting this place is no picnic, I can tell you that. GREETING Thanks for your help. We'll take any we can get. GREETING If you need something, talk to one of the Knights. They can help you. GREETING What's up? GREETING Hey, all right! The Hero of the Wasteland returns! GREETING You got the dish! I knew the Good Fight could count on you! GREETING Now, get that sucker over to the Washington Monument pronto and I'll get to singing your praises! GREETING No use hanging around the station. Get the dish to the top of the Washington Monument as soon as possible. GREETING You look like someone with about a million questions. Lay 'em on me. GREETING What else can Three Dog do for you? GREETING I've told you the score, all you need to do is play the game. You in? GREETING So, you ready to make a deal? Or are you just trying to get another look at my strikingly handsome face? GREETING The look on your face says it all. You're wondering who the heck this guy is and why you should care. Well, prepare to be enlightened. GREETING I am Three Dog -- jockey of discs and teller of truths. Lord and master over the finest radio station to grace the Wastes -- Galaxy News Radio. GREETING And you, well... I know who you are. Heard about you leavin' that Vault, travelin' the unknown. Just like dear old Dad, hmm? Met him already... GREETING So, you came back. That's good. The Good Fight can always use another soldier. GREETING Hello there, dear. Beautiful weather we're having, wouldn't you say? GREETING I think Betty is waiting for you at the playground. You really should go pay her a visit. GREETING Hey there, sport! Beautiful day, isn't it? GREETING Say, you should go talk to Betty. She's waiting for you over on the playground. Have fun, sport! GREETING What can I do for you, sport? GREETING Hiya, kiddo! What's the good word? GREETING Hey there, sport. How's it going? GREETING Hey there, little lady. How's it going? GREETING Hello, sweetie. How are you? GREETING Well hi there! GREETING Good day to you! GREETING You've saved me. I was afraid I'd be trapped in there forever. GREETING It's so good to see you, but... What are you DOING here? GREETING Son... You've saved me. I was afraid I'd be trapped in there forever. GREETING It's so good to see you, but... What are you DOING here? GREETING What?! GREETING You there! What are you, some kind of lab assistant? No, you look a bit more... weathered. GREETING Are you by any chance... for hire? GREETING Ah, I trust you have reconsidered and wish to assist with the retrieval of my android? GREETING Oh hey, hi. You again, huh? I thought maybe you'd be blown up or shot or something by now, but I guess not. Not yet, anyway. GREETING Hey, hi! Hi, lady. Hey there. What's going on? Anything new? You have any good stories? What about Nuka-Cola, you have any of that? Huh, huh? GREETING Hey, hi! Hi, mister. Hey there. What's going on? Anything new? You have any good stories? What about Nuka-Cola, you have any of that? Huh, huh? GREETING Thanks again for saving me. You're the best! GREETING Well, you and my brother are tied for the best, at least. But that's still really good! GREETING Thanks for getting me back. I really missed my brother. GREETING Everyone calls you a mungo, but I think you're an okay mungo. GREETING Yes? GREETING Something happening? GREETING What? GREETING Thanks for getting us back here. We woulda got out before long, but you did really help. GREETING So, uh, thanks. GREETING We didn't need any mungo's help getting outta there, you know? GREETING But you did it, so, uh, thanks. GREETING But that means I gotta go back to guarding the back gate with Princess. Ugh. GREETING Yeah, mister? GREETING Yeah, miss? GREETING Yeah, mungo? GREETING Yeah? GREETING Wow, am I glad to be back. If it weren't for you, I think we'd have died back there! GREETING So, thanks for the help! If anyone asks me, you're an official kid! GREETING Wow, thanks for the help out there. If it weren't for you, I'd be a goner, for sure! GREETING Far as I'm concerned, you're welcome in here anytime! Of course, it isn't really up to me. GREETING So, what do you need? GREETING Oh, hey! GREETING Is everything okay? GREETING Is something wrong? GREETING Look, I don't let just any son of a bitch into my town. I'm taking a risk making an exception for you. GREETING So you're welcome in my town, at least until you start screwing up. Once that bullshit starts, you're out on your own again! GREETING Look, I don't let just any bitch into my town, and I'm taking a risk making an exception for you. GREETING So you're welcome in my town, at least until you start screwing up. Once that bullshit starts, you're out on your own again! GREETING Okay, so you get in, but I got my eye on you. GREETING You don't make trouble in here, got it? I ain't having no shit-butts making trouble. GREETING Yeah? You got something to say? GREETING How do I have to solve your bullshit problem, today? GREETING Like my town so much you had to come congratulate me personally, right? Happens all the time - caps and ammo are the preferred way to show your love. GREETING So, what sort of trouble are you getting yourself into, now? GREETING What do you want, mungo? GREETING What now, mungo? GREETING Why are you still pestering me, you moron? GREETING Okay, what the hell is wrong with you, mungo? This had better be important! GREETING Did you get hit in the head? You have to pester me every time a stray thought happens to wander into that hollowed out melon you call a skull? GREETING Oh, what now? You come to me to talk about how nice my damned cave is? Maybe a little small talk about local soil erosion or some bullshit? GREETING No, you know what? You can go take a hike, you insane mutant-fucker. Get out of my town! GREETING Whoa, a mungo down here, just walking around! GREETING Hey, new kid! Try and catch me! GREETING Tag, you're it! GREETING Aw, man! I'm it! GREETING No way, that didn't count! GREETING Stay away, mungo, I don't wanna catch old from you! GREETING Thanks for getting Penny and Squirrel back. And Sammy too, I guess. GREETING Mungo, mungo, smells like dung-o! GREETING Gosh, you're big. GREETING Nice as the weather is out here, how about you bring me a kid, so I can get back to Paradise Falls? GREETING Just waiting for you to bring me a new friend. GREETING You have my condolences. Your father was a good man. GREETING Please, not now. GREETING Follow me. I'll show you what I can about Vault 87. GREETING This map shows the locations of all known Vaults in the local area. Vault 87 has been highlighted for you, there. GREETING Entrance to Vault 87 will be particularly difficult for you, I'm afraid. GREETING Oh, good. Something to distract me. I swear, if I have to watch these kids miss targets for one more minute... GREETING Hail. Name's Greg -- Greg Bear. Most of the guys just call me Kodiak. GREETING Heard about that mess over at the purifier. Don't you worry -- you're safe here. GREETING Hail, friend. GREETING I bend my knee to the might of Steel. GREETING How can I help, friend? GREETING Hrm? Yes, hello. I've heard about you. We don't get many strangers here in the Citadel, especially those who walk about unescorted. GREETING I am Scribe Bowditch. If you require something, simply ask. GREETING How may a serve you, friend of Steel? GREETING Hail, outsider. I am Scribe Jameson. GREETING Word of your ordeal has spread. I am truly sorry for the loss of your father. But if I can help you in any way, please let me know. GREETING "Knowledge is the beginning of wisdom, not the end of it." One of my favorite quotes. Its author has been lost to us. GREETING How can I help you, outsider? GREETING What's it to be? A few caps to find out where your father went? Or are you going to have a go of it on your own? GREETING The Wasteland can be such an unforgiving place.... GREETING No luck finding dear old dad? Can't say it surprises me. Wasteland's a big place. Maybe you need a drink. GREETING You're still standing here, and I can't think why. You know where your father went. Seems to me you ought to be out searching the Wastes. GREETING Screw you! If you think you can get the Declaration by yourself, then have at it. GREETING I'll be sure and leave flowers on your grave. If they find what's left of your corpse. GREETING Good job taking care of our little problem. Now if you'll excuse me... GREETING Thank you for dealing with those Ghouls. You're a real hero. GREETING Thanks for helping those Ghouls. They really aren't so bad. GREETING What's up? GREETING Whew. Say, you're pretty decent in a firefight. GREETING Well, come to a decision? GREETING You made enough noise coming in here to wake the dead, for God's sakes! GREETING Just be ready, the Muties are coming! GREETING I can't wait to add the Declaration to the Society's collection. GREETING I'm expecting great things from you! GREETING What wonderful artifacts have you brought me? GREETING So, have you decided to become a part of history and triumphantly return with the Declaration of Independence in hand? GREETING Pleased to meet you. Abraham Washington's the name. I am curator of the Capital Preservation Society. GREETING If you have time, come take a look at our exhibits. GREETING Now, if you'll excuse me... GREETING Sorry, very busy right now. Come see me at the museum. GREETING Quite an impressive collection, isn't it? Well don't be shy, have a look around. GREETING Abraham Washington's the name... curator of this little slice of American History. GREETING What can I help you with? GREETING Good to see you! GREETING Hey... you're the one that got rid of those Ghouls. Or was that someone else...? No, it WAS you! GREETING Hey... you're the one with the Ghoul friends... well I guess they're our friends now, too. GREETING Hey... I know you! Cheers! GREETING Good job removing our little pest problem! GREETING Hello friend! GREETING I have nothing to say to you. Except this: Watch your back! GREETING Hrmph. GREETING I loved that stupid man... now that he's gone... I'm lost. GREETING You did it! You got rid of those vile creatures! Good show! GREETING Yes, dear? GREETING You'll get yours soon enough. GREETING Goodbye! GREETING Hello friend. Thanks for handling those Ghouls. GREETING Hello friend. Ghoul physiology is fascinating! GREETING Hello friend! GREETING Those Ghouls wont be bothering us anymore, will they? GREETING Hello! GREETING Come to pour salt into the wound? Well, I won't stand for it! GREETING Zombie-lover! GREETING Things have been perfectly fabulous since you exterminated that filthy vermin! GREETING Fabulous! GREETING You think I want to talk to you? GREETING You've ruined my life! GREETING Comrade! Hero of the people! Hello! GREETING Hey comrade! Those Ghoul's seem like a real community, hey? Adversity must have made them strong. GREETING Greetings hero-comrade! GREETING You're all my husband talks about now. Do you have any idea how annoying that is? GREETING I miss my husband. He would have really liked you I think. GREETING Hello! GREETING Hey! I'm sure glad to have you around. That Gustavo's a real loser compared to you! GREETING Hey there! GREETING Take a real good look, because you won't be getting any of this! GREETING Hah! I'm doing just fine, no thanks to you! GREETING What do YOU want? GREETING You're a lot tougher than you look, kid. GREETING Glad to see you were able to convince these people to open their minds a little. Those Ghouls will liven things up around here for a long time! GREETING Hello fellow adventurer! GREETING Haha! Look at this mess. We'll have it cleaned up soon. Then it will be a Ghoul haven. GREETING Ha ha! Hey there bud. Thanks again for helping us get in here! GREETING Hey there bud! GREETING Well, it'll take a little elbow grease but then this place will be a true home! GREETING Oh, hello there! Can't thank you enough! GREETING Hi again! GREETING Bastards. Could have done it the easy way and just let us live here with them. Oh well. Guess we better get started with the clean up. GREETING Hey kid. I was wrong about you. Good job! GREETING Hey kid, how's it going? GREETING Must admit, you did good soldier. I'm glad to have you around. GREETING Don't know how you did it. I'd never allow those zombies room and board. But as long as Tenpenny keeps paying me I'll stay. GREETING What? GREETING Good job handling those zombies! GREETING What's up? Kill any more zombies lately? GREETING Hey soldier! GREETING I came across something interesting: "The possession of knowledge does not kill the sense of wonder and mystery. There is always more mystery." GREETING Quite true, don't you think? GREETING "If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us." GREETING I found that in an ancient book. The words of wisdom of one of the greatest men of the former civilzation. GREETING The Elder sent word of your arrival. I am Scribe Peabody. Welcome, et. cetera... GREETING Now, I'm really very busy. Is there something you needed? GREETING What do you want, outsider? GREETING Yes? Can I help you? I'm very busy. GREETING Yes, what is it? GREETING How can I help you? Be quick about it. GREETING H... hail to you, stranger. I am Squire Maxson, loyal servant of steel. It is... an honor to make your acquaintance. GREETING H... hail to you. GREETING Greet... greetings to you. GREETING We've said all that we have to say to one another. GREETING I will not have James disgraced by anyone, including his ungrateful child. GREETING Now get out of my sight. GREETING Hail to you. By the traction of hospitality and on the word of Elder Lyons, I welcome you to the Citadel. GREETING I am Star Paladin Cross, Keeper of the ARM, and Seneschal to Elder Lyons. GREETING And, I am honored to say, I was acquainted with your father. Now, what may I do to help you? GREETING Good evening. What do you require of me? GREETING I salute you, warrior. You walk among us, but apart from us. How may I aid you? GREETING What? Huh? I'm sorry... I'm just an Initiate. GREETING Uhm... I don't think that Paladin Gunny would be very happy if he saw me talking to an outsider. GREETING Go away! You're going to get me chewed out! GREETING Please state the nature of the medical emergency. GREETING Stand down, civilian. GREETING Please address any questions to Paladin Bael. GREETING You're making me edgy. Back off. GREETING If there's an issue, you should speak to my superior, Paladin Bael. GREETING Name's Paladin Bael. What do you need, civilian? GREETING You again. GREETING State your business, and be quick about it. GREETING What do you need, civilian? GREETING What aid can I offer you, outsider? GREETING Did you have any success with that old terminal? GREETING Ah, you're back. You need something else now? GREETING Yes? Is there something I can help you with? GREETING I'm afraid I have other duties to attend to right now. If you find the computer to be helpful, there may be more I can offer. GREETING May I start by saying that I am sorry for your loss. I was acquainted with your father, many years ago. GREETING The world has lost one of its few remaining visionaries. GREETING I... I need to rest. Lie down, or something. This is just too much. GREETING Rothchild should help you. But don't forget that he's Brotherhood. I've never trusted them. Be careful what you tell them. GREETING I need to collect my wits, and figure out what to do next. Excuse me. GREETING Can't you see I'm trying to have a conversation? GREETING There must be something they can do. GREETING Come with me. We need to talk to the leaders at once; they have to know what's happened out there. GREETING There must be something they can do. GREETING I need to speak with Scribe Rothchild and Elder Lyons. They must be told what is going on. GREETING This is A Quick Fix. I mean that's the name of our shop. Paulie and mine that is. My name is Cindy. Cindy Cantelli. GREETING This is A Quick Fix. I mean that's the name of the shop. My name is Cindy. Cindy Cantelli. GREETING Nice to see you again. Are you looking for a quick fix? GREETING Made up your mind yet? GREETING I'm Cindy. I mean, Cindy Cantelli. I'm a quick fix. I mean, I run A Quick Fix. Anyway, you were saying? GREETING Oh! It's you. I mean, hi there. GREETING Will you take me home, mister? I'm scared. GREETING Will you take me home, ma'am? I'm scared. GREETING I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. GREETING Yes, miss. GREETING Maybe you don't know who you're talking to. I'm Commander Danvers, assistant chief of security. GREETING Maybe you don't know who you're talking to. I'm Chief Danvers, head of Rivet City security. GREETING This better be good. GREETING Ted Strayer. You can chill with me if you want, dude. GREETING Whoa! What's the rush, dude? GREETING I'm Diego, the acolyte for Saint Monica's. GREETING I'm Diego,the new priest for Saint Monica's. GREETING Have you seen Angela? I need to ask her something about our wedding. GREETING Oh...nevermind. I just remembered. Sorry. I'm so scatterbrained these days. What was it you wanted again? GREETING God bless you and keep you safe. GREETING Hmmm? Oh! Do you need something? GREETING You're in the Rivet City Clinic. I'm Doctor Preston. GREETING I'm eating right now. If you're hurt, I'll be back in the clinic shortly. GREETING You're wounded. Let me bandage that. GREETING You don't look hurt. What can I do for you? GREETING I am Father Clifford. This is Saint Monica's church. GREETING I am Father Clifford of Saint Monica's church. GREETING Can this wait? I'm very busy planning a wedding. GREETING May Saint Monica bless you. GREETING It's almost closing time. I'd get out of here if I was you. GREETING This here is Flak and Shrapnel's gun shop. Pretty catchy, huh? Take a look around. If you see anything you like, I'll be right over here. GREETING Decided to check out the shop, eh? If you want any of this shit, just holler. GREETING Made up your mind? GREETING I'm Flak. If you want something better than that peashooter, stop by Flak and Shrapnel's. GuardTrespass Back off. Find your own robot to salvage. GuardTrespass Back off, or you're dead. GuardTrespass You're making me nervous, Wastelander. Back off now, or I will open fire. GuardTrespass This area is under Outcast control. Back off now, or I'll be forced to open fire. GuardTrespass I'm not warning you again, local! Leave, or die! GuardTrespass I'm not going to tell you again! Clear out, or I start shooting! GuardTrespass Where do you think you're going, asshole? GuardTrespass You looking to get yourself killed? GuardTrespass You ain't allowed up there. Don't do anything stupid. GuardTrespass You don't seem to be taking me seriously. GuardTrespass Nobody just walks into Paradise Falls. I ain't warning you again. GuardTrespass
GuardTrespass Warning. Use of lethal force is authorized. GuardTrespass The Market is closing. Time for you to leave. GuardTrespass Hey! Didn't I just tell you to get out? I've got to lock up. GuardTrespass This area is off limits. GuardTrespass I'd get out of here if I was you. GuardTrespass Hey... you don't belong here. GuardTrespass Turn around and head back the way you came. GuardTrespass Take my advice. Leave. Fast. GuardTrespass You got two options. Leave and live or stay and die. Your choice. GuardTrespass This is a restricted area. GuardTrespass Leave now. Use of deadly force has been authorized. GuardTrespass You are trespassing. Leave immediately. GuardTrespass This area is off limits. GuardTrespass Leave quickly before I sound the alarm. GuardTrespass This is only a warning. Leave or prepare to face the consequences. GuardTrespass Hey! You! Get the hell out of here! GuardTrespass You should probably leave, you know. GuardTrespass You shouldn't be here. Leave now before I forcibly remove you. GuardTrespass You're not allowed to be here. GuardTrespass Get out of here. You're not allowed. GuardTrespass Leave before I call security. GuardTrespass Unauthorized access! Exit the armory immediately! GuardTrespass Unauthorized access detected! Activating weapons! GuardTrespass I've got full authority to gun you down if you don't comply. Back off. GuardTrespass Warning. You are in violation of a security zone. Use of lethal force is imminent. GuardTrespass Warning. You have entered a security zone. Lethal force may be used without further warning. GuardTrespass Warning. Leave the security zone immediately or you may be fired upon without further warning. GuardTrespass I don't mean to be rude, but you're not allowed here. You'd better leave before I'm forced to take preventive measures. GuardTrespass You're still within the restricted area. I really do advise you to leave immediately. GuardTrespass Perhaps you didn't hear me the first time. This is a restricted area. Please leave immediately. GuardTrespass I'm sorry, but you're not allowed here. I hope you won't turn this into an unpleasant situation. GuardTrespass I'm sorry. You've entered a restricted area. I may have to use deadly force if you don't leave immediately. GuardTrespass Excuse me, sir, but this is a restricted area. Please leave immediately so we can remain friends. GuardTrespass Excuse me, ma'am, but this is a restricted area. Please leave immediately so we can remain friends. GuardTrespass Trespasser, be advised that deadly force will be used against you without further warning. GuardTrespass Leave the restricted area immediately. No further warning is required. GuardTrespass This is a restricted area. You will be sanctioned with deadly force if you do not leave immediately. GuardTrespass You are now trespassing. Be advised that deadly force may be used against you. GuardTrespass Warning. You are trespassing. You must leave immediately. GuardTrespass This is a restricted area. GuardTrespass You had better remove yourself from this area before I am forced to declare you an enemy of the U.S. of A. GuardTrespass This area is under the protection of the U.S. army. Remove yourself or be prepared to defend yourself. GuardTrespass You're not allowed in here. Don't give me an excuse to use my weapon on you. GuardTrespass Do not push your luck any further. GuardTrespass I'll advise you again to leave immediately or I cannot be responsible for the consequences. GuardTrespass You are taking your life into your own hands. GuardTrespass This is stupid! We shouldn't be in here, and you know it! GuardTrespass Son, we should NOT be in here. GuardTrespass Honey, we should NOT be in here. GuardTrespass We should leave. GuardTrespass We should go. GuardTrespass Let's get out of here. GuardTrespass We shouldn't be here. GuardTrespass You! Get out of here! GuardTrespass Back off! GuardTrespass I'm not warning you again. Leave now. GuardTrespass Last warning. Get out of here. GuardTrespass You'd better get out of here. GuardTrespass I told you to leave. You'd better listen. GuardTrespass You don't belong here. GuardTrespass Keep moving. GuardTrespass You'd better get out of here if you know what's good for you. GuardTrespass That's close enough. The memorial is off limits. GuardTrespass No-one is allowed in the memorial. GuardTrespass Stay away from our water! GuardTrespass You'll never take me alive! GuardTrespass A man's home is his castle! GuardTrespass It's mine, I tell you! GuardTrespass Quit following me! GuardTrespass I get dibs! Back off or it's getting ugly! GuardTrespass Them spoils is mine! You can't have 'em! GuardTrespass This is mine. I found it and you can't have it. GuardTrespass Get away from that! Finders keepers. I'm warning you... GuardTrespass I'm not looking for trouble, but if you don't back off I'm not afraid to defend what's mine. GuardTrespass Don't push your luck, stranger. Leave now and I won't have to hurt you. GuardTrespass Back off smooth-skin, unless you're looking for a fight. GuardTrespass We'd be more than happy to kill you smoothskin! HD00BuyStuff Yes, I believe this place could do with a bit more in the way of decoration. HD00BuyStuff Speak with Lydia Montenegro down in the Lobby Level of the tower. She has quite a selection of items to enhance your living space. HD00BuyStuff Yes, I believe this place could do with a bit more in the way of decoration. HD00BuyStuff Speak with Moira Brown at Craterside Supply here in Megaton. She has quite a selection of items to enhance your living space. HD00Drink I'm sorry, sir. My condensation collectors need time to fully recharge before I can continue to dispense any more beverages. HD00Drink I'm sorry, madam. My condensation collectors need time to fully recharge before I can continue to dispense any more beverages. HD00Drink Certainly, sir. Here you are. HD00Drink Certainly, madam. Here you are. HD00Haircut Certainly. I am programmed with a multitude of hair shaping scenarios, if you would care to choose one, I would be happy to replicate it for you. HD00InfirmaryTalk An innovation from Med-Tek, the My First Infirmary will automatically diagnose and treat any injury you might sustain. HD00InfirmaryTalk It will also make any of the pesky rads you've accumulated in the Wasteland vanish instantly. HD00Joke My humor emitter array requires recharging. HD00Joke Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. HD00Joke The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. HD00Joke Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?" HD00Joke I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts for burn victims. HD00Joke I was going to attend the clairvoyants meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events. HD00Joke It's common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives. HD00Joke Two atoms are in a bar. One says, "I think I lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" to which the other replies, "I'm positive." HD00Joke A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink here, anyway?" To which the bartender responds, "For you, no charge." HD00Joke War does not determine who is right - only who is left. HD00JukeTalk Just switch on the Jukebox, and instantly the room will fill with music to keep you entertained. HD00JukeTalk The music selections have been hand picked by none other than Three Dog of Galaxy News Radio. HD00LabTalk From the keen minds at Med-Tek, the My First Laboratory will instantly detoxify you, removing any nasty addictions from your body. HD00LabTalk If you're feeling the need to experiment, just set the lab to "brew" and a day later, it will produce a random useful compound. HD00LabTalk Remember that while the lab is brewing, you can't use the detoxify functions. HD00NukaTalk The Nuka-Cola machine will dispense Ice Cold Nuka-Cola. HD00NukaTalk Once you've dispensed 8 of them, the machine will have to be restocked in order to make regular Nuka-Colas ice cold. HD00WorkbenchTalk If you come across any schematics in the Wasteland, you'll be able to construct its contents on this specially designed table. HD01HouseStuff Good to see that old house finally found an owner. HD01HouseStuff I have all sorts of items and themes for that place that may interest you. HD01HouseStuff Of course! I have all sorts of items and themes for that place that may interest you. HD01HouseStuff01 Of course I can! HD01HouseStuff01 Which one in particular interests you? HD01HouseStuff02 Some people don't like living in a boring old house. HD01HouseStuff02 Purchase a theme from me and I use all of my design abilities to set your place up in the manner you request. HD01HouseStuff02 You can choose from the Vault, Raider, Wasteland Explorer, Science, Love Machine or Pre-War Themes. HD01HouseStuff02Clear Okay, consider it done. Anything else? HD01HouseStuff03 Sure thing! HD01HouseStuff04 Okay. HD01HouseStuffSub01 If you're wounded or you've hurt one of your limbs badly, this setup will allow you to heal it up as good as any other Wasteland Doctor. HD01HouseStuffSub02 If you feel like filling your place with a whole bunch of music, switch this beautiful pre-war antique on. HD01HouseStuffSub03 This setup is great for experimenting and coming up with all sorts of useful concoctions. HD01HouseStuffSub03 It also can be used to get rid of any horrible addictions you may have from tasting your results! HD01HouseStuffSub04 One push of a button and you can get your hands on an Ice Cold Nuka-Cola! HD01HouseStuffSub05 If you feel like tinkering and want to build some custom gizmos, this setup will help you do it. HD01HouseStuffSub08 Sounds good. HD01HouseTheme01 Feeling a bit homesick are we? HD01HouseTheme01 Remember, once you buy a theme you can't sell it back to me, although you could always purchase a new one. HD01HouseTheme02 Into the blood and guts look, eh? HD01HouseTheme02 Remember, once you buy a theme you can't sell it back to me, although you could always purchase a new one. HD01HouseTheme03 Longing for the great outdoors are we? HD01HouseTheme03 Remember, once you buy a theme you can't sell it back to me, although you could always purchase a new one. HD01HouseTheme04 You're the intellectual type, eh? HD01HouseTheme04 Remember, once you buy a theme you can't sell it back to me, although you could always purchase a new one. HD01HouseTheme05 Feeling a bit nostalgic are we? HD01HouseTheme05 Remember, once you buy a theme you can't sell it back to me, although you could always purchase a new one. HD01HouseTheme05a Feeling a bit anxious are we? HD01HouseTheme05a Remember, once you buy a theme you can't sell it back to me, although you could always purchase a new one. HD01HouseTheme06 Sure. HD01HouseThemeNo Go right ahead! HD01HouseThemeYes Well then, let's make a deal! HD02HouseStuff Good to see that old suite finally found an owner. HD02HouseStuff I have all sorts of items and themes for that place that may interest you. HD02HouseStuff They got you living up there? HD02HouseStuff Well, since we're stuck with you, you might as well take a look at all the items and themes for that place that may interest you. HD02HouseStuff Of course! I have all sorts of items and themes for that place that may interest you. HD02HouseStuff Yeah, sure. I have all sorts of items and themes for that place. Check 'em out. HD02HouseStuff01 Of course I can! HD02HouseStuff01 Which one in particular interests you? HD02HouseStuff01 Well, you wanna be more specific or do I have to guess? HD02HouseStuff02 Some people don't like living in a boring old suite. HD02HouseStuff02 Purchase a theme from me and I use all of my design abilities to set your place up in the manner you request. HD02HouseStuff02 You can choose from the Vault, Raider, Wasteland Explorer, Science, Love Machine or Pre-War Themes. HD02HouseStuff02 Themes, huh? What's the matter... too lazy to decorate yourself? HD02HouseStuff02 The former owner of this business left detailed instructions on how to have themes set up to make your suite look interesting. HD02HouseStuff02 You can choose from the Vault, Raider, Wasteland Explorer, Science, Love Machine or Pre-War Themes. HD02HouseStuff02Clear Okay, consider it done. Anything else? HD02HouseStuff02Clear Jeez... make up your mind, will ya? HD02HouseStuff02Clear What else can I get for you, your majesty? HD02HouseStuff03 Sure thing! HD02HouseStuff03 Now we're talkin'. HD02HouseStuff04 Okay. HD02HouseStuff04 Suit yourself. HD02HouseStuffSub01 If you're wounded or you've hurt one of your limbs badly, this setup will allow you to heal it up as good as any other Wasteland Doctor. HD02HouseStuffSub01 If you went and did something stupid, like busting up a limb or something, this setup will allow you to heal just like being at a Wasteland Doctor. HD02HouseStuffSub02 If you feel like filling your place with a whole bunch of music, switch this beautiful pre-war antique on. HD02HouseStuffSub02 This noise box will fill your room with awful human-made music. How can you stand listening to that garbage anyway? HD02HouseStuffSub03 This setup is great for experimenting and coming up with all sorts of useful concoctions. HD02HouseStuffSub03 It also can be used to get rid of any horrible addictions you may have from tasting your results! HD02HouseStuffSub03 If you like blowing yourself up by mixing chemicals and trying to make drugs to get you higher than the top of this tower, this addon's for you. HD02HouseStuffSub03 It also can be used to get rid of any addictions you may have from tasting your results! HD02HouseStuffSub04 One push of a button and you can get your hands on an Ice Cold Nuka-Cola! HD02HouseStuffSub04 Well let's see. It's a machine, and it gives you Ice Cold Nuka-Colas. What are you, stupid? HD02HouseStuffSub05 If you feel like tinkering and want to build some custom gizmos, this setup will help you do it. HD02HouseStuffSub05 Find one of them fancy schematics? Well, you can use this table to build whatever it is in your own place. HD02HouseStuffSub08 Sounds good. HD02HouseStuffSub08 Yeah, okay. HD02HouseTheme01 Feeling a bit homesick are we? HD02HouseTheme01 Remember, once you buy a theme you can't sell it back to me, although you could always purchase a new one. HD02HouseTheme01 Awww... do we miss our old home? HD02HouseTheme01 Remember, once you buy a theme you can't sell it back to me, although you could always purchase a new one. HD02HouseTheme02 Into the blood and guts look, eh? HD02HouseTheme02 Remember, once you buy a theme you can't sell it back to me, although you could always purchase a new one. HD02HouseTheme02 Into the blood and guts look? Reminds me of my old home. HD02HouseTheme02 Remember, once you buy a theme you can't sell it back to me, although you could always purchase a new one. HD02HouseTheme03 Longing for the great outdoors are we? HD02HouseTheme03 Remember, once you buy a theme you can't sell it back to me, although you could always purchase a new one. HD02HouseTheme03 Well, if you have to feel like your out in the Wasteland, I guess this is for you. Me, I like to stay out of the sun. HD02HouseTheme03 Remember, once you buy a theme you can't sell it back to me, although you could always purchase a new one. HD02HouseTheme04 You're the intellectual type, eh? HD02HouseTheme04 Remember, once you buy a theme you can't sell it back to me, although you could always purchase a new one. HD02HouseTheme04 Sounds great, Poindexter. HD02HouseTheme04 Remember, once you buy a theme you can't sell it back to me, although you could always purchase a new one. HD02HouseTheme05 Feeling a bit nostalgic are we? HD02HouseTheme05 Remember, once you buy a theme you can't sell it back to me, although you could always purchase a new one. HD02HouseTheme05 Still want to live in the past, huh? Well, forget it. Those days are long gone. HD02HouseTheme05 Remember, once you buy a theme you can't sell it back to me, although you could always purchase a new one. HD02HouseTheme05a Feeling a bit anxious, perhaps? HD02HouseTheme05a Remember, once you buy a theme you can't sell it back to me, although you could always purchase a new one. HD02HouseTheme05a Yuck, the thought of walking around naked's making me sick. HD02HouseTheme05a Remember, once you buy a theme you can't sell it back to me, although you could always purchase a new one. HD02HouseTheme06 Sure. HD02HouseTheme06 Fine. HD02HouseThemeNo Certainly! HD02HouseThemeNo Agh... make up your mind already! HD02HouseThemeYes Well then, let's make a deal! HD02HouseThemeYes Finally! Let's get down to business. HELLO Knight Captain Dusk, Sir! HELLO Damn robot. Worst bedside manner ever. HELLO Aren't my party girls sweet? I just want to eat them like candy. Ha ha! HELLO I don't have my Cherry pie any more. That bitch ran away. HELLO My women are dead. I'm gonna have to get me some new ones. HELLO Hey, let's get wasted. I mean really stinking drunk. Ha ha! HELLO Hey, sexy, let's get wasted. I mean really stinking drunk. Hah ha! If you're lucky I might let you hold onto my love handle. Hah ha! HELLO You've got a smokin' bod, sugar pie. How about letting old Dukov rock you to sleep, if you know what I mean? Hah ha! HELLO If you know what's good for you, you'll keep your gun in it's holster. HELLO Well, aren't you looking fine? HELLO Hello, sugar. HELLO Are you still here? HELLO Hi there, big boy. HELLO Whatcha doing, honey? HELLO Are you planning on moving in, or what? HELLO We should call this the wasted land, not the Wasteland! Ha, ha! Come on, Cherry. Let's get wasted out here. HELLO Cherry! Oh, you are looking fine, my Cherry pie! I'm gonna have me a piece of pie for dessert tonight! Ha ha! HELLO I'm thirsty. How about a drink, Cherry. I'm planning on getting totally plastered tonight, so what I need now is a drink. HELLO Hey baby, I'm paying you to entertain me. So keep a smile on that pretty face and get me a drink. HELLO I'm bored. We should get naked and do it in the fountain! HELLO I like the way you jiggle Fantasia! Maybe later tonight you can come to Papa, if you know what I mean! Hah ha! HELLO You aren't nearly wasted enough Fantasia. Come on, drink up. We're gonna get real liquored up tonight! Hah ha! HELLO Fantasia, if you want to earn your keep, you've got to keep me happy. And you know what makes me happy, baby! Ha ha! HELLO God, it stinks out here. Can't we go inside, Dukey? HELLO Dukey, you promised to take me to Rivet City to go shopping. HELLO I think I've had too much to drink, Dukey. I'm going to be sick. HELLO I'm so fucking sore today. Can't we just sit out here and get drunk, Dukey? HELLO Dukey, honey, can your Fantasia have the night off? HELLO How about making it just you and I tonight? Let Cherry sleep by herself for once. HELLO Smells like shit out here. Why the hell do we have to live right on the river? HELLO That bastard just about wore me out last night. Can you try and talk him into giving me the night off? HELLO I don't know how much longer I can do this, Fantasia. If I get the chance, I'm going to try and get to Rivet City. HELLO I wish he'd get us some regular clothes. It cold out here dressed like this. HELLO We're running low on liquor. Dukey is going to have to go out for supplies sometime next week. HELLO We need a new mattress. The one we have is shot. HELLO That election is getting pretty close, huh? HELLO Who are you going to vote for, Bob? HELLO Hey Jessica, you excited about the election? HELLO Hey Shawna, did you do the early voting? HELLO Isn't election time so much fun, Mary? HELLO Rachael, can you believe you're almost old enough to vote? HELLO Who would you vote for if you were old enough, Flower? HELLO Don't you just love election time, Ralph? HELLO Hello Mister President. HELLO Hi, Mister President. HELLO How's my first lady doing today? HELLO Hi Mary. I mean Flower. Rachael! HELLO Rachael, come play with me! HELLO Ralphie, you wanna play? HELLO Tag! You're it, Ralphie! HELLO Come on Mary, let's go play! HELLO Hello Rosie. HELLO Get out of my way. HELLO Don't make me shoot you, Rosie. HELLO Excuse you. HELLO Hey, go clean up after the Brahmin. It's your turn. HELLO Man, the Brahmin smell awful today. HELLO Ugh, another foreigner in the Republic. HELLO We have someone new in my Republic. HELLO Hey there. Are you gonna play Republic with us? HELLO I'm Dave's wife, so don't even think about trying anything... HELLO A Wastelander! Like in the stories about Dave! HELLO Welcome to the Museum of Dave! HELLO Have you heard about Dave, lady? HELLO Have you heard about Dave, mister? HELLO You're almost as big as Dave. HELLO Hi there, honey. Have you spoken to Dave? HELLO Dammit, woman... HELLO This place is a mess. Can't you do something about it? HELLO Dinner is late. Again. HELLO I noticed some smudges in the bathroom. Take care of it. HELLO Mrs Wilson... HELLO I love you, Mommy! HELLO My room is all clean, Mommy! HELLO Hello, Mr. Harris. HELLO I'm worried about something, Bill. HELLO William, we need to talk about something. HELLO Mommy says that it's almost time for dinner! HELLO I saw you napping, daddy! HELLO Hi there, daddy! HELLO Hi, Bill. HELLO Hello, Bill. HELLO I can't find Mortimer. I think he got out of his box. HELLO Remember, dad. We're gonna play catch later. HELLO Hey dad, have you seen my... oh, never mind. There it is. HELLO Hey, dad. HELLO Mr. Smith... HELLO You're going to love what I'm cooking tonight, dear! HELLO Oh, what a handsome man I landed! HELLO Honey... HELLO Hello, Jack. HELLO Hi, Jack. HELLO Uh oh, Jenny. Look at you. The boys better watch out! HELLO Hey there, Jenny, sweetheart. Looking gorgeous as usual. HELLO Hi there, honey. Don't you look precious today? HELLO Jenny, you look beautiful today! You're like a little doll! HELLO Jenny, honey, you look so cute in that dress. HELLO Heya, Jenny. HELLO Hey, stranger. C'mon over here, I'd like to talk to you about something. HELLO What... who are you? HELLO Why are you still here? Go! HELLO Are you crazy? Get out of here! HELLO Don't be fooled by them! HELLO It's a fine day, isn't it? HELLO Glorious day, isn't it? HELLO Well, hello there! HELLO Good to see you! HELLO Welcome to Andale! HELLO The good Lord made Andale for days like today. HELLO
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HELLO Sit. Drink. Pay. It'll make you feel better. HELLO Come human, come drown your sorrows. HELLO Excellent. Another customer. HELLO We don't get a lot of humans in here... HELLO Do you need a room? HELLO Welcome to my place. HELLO Welcome, visitor. HELLO Assessing threat... HELLO Scanning... HELLO
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HELLO ... HELLO Humans have such strange anatomy. HELLO Do you need my help? HELLO Do you need something? HELLO What do you need? HELLO You need somthin', hon? HELLO You gonna stare, or are you gonna order? HELLO This'd better be important. HELLO Make it fast, human. HELLO What is it, human? HELLO Bugger off, ye bastards bugger off... ye'll get nae more this evenin'.... how's it go? HELLO
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HELLO Oh, hello there! HELLO Oh... we hardly ever get humans down here these days... HELLO Are you following me? HELLO Do you want to hear a story about the Wastes? HELLO Welcome to Underworld Outfitters! HELLO We'll accept caps from anyone, even a human. HELLO Can I help you, smoothskin? HELLO You'd look great in some Leather Armor. HELLO You here to buy, or just looking around? HELLO Scrap metal is in short supply around here. HELLO I sure could use some of that scrap metal. HELLO Everything around here... always busted... HELLO ...can't ever get ahead... HELLO You need something, smoothskin? HELLO I got work to do, so if you need something, spit it out. HELLO About time someone did that. HELLO Bastard got what was coming to him. HELLO I... I thought Charon liked Ahzrukhal! HELLO Jesus, what did Ahzrukhal do? HELLO Oh my God, is he dead? HELLO Did you see that!? HELLO Yeah, what is it? HELLO Damn smoothskins... HELLO See? We're not so bad. HELLO It could happen to you, you know. HELLO What? Never seen a Ghoul before? HELLO What're you staring at? HELLO ...think you're so pretty... HELLO ...mmm... ...so smooth and soft... HELLO
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... tasted better going down...
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HELLO Yeah? HELLO You got something to say? HELLO Enjoying your stay? HELLO Phew... you smell that? HELLO Don't let the smell get to you. HELLO This is our town. You'd best be careful. HELLO ...think you own the place... HELLO We don't get a lot of your kind down here. HELLO Watch your step. HELLO Just try not to kill anyone while you're here. HELLO Don't mess with us, we won't mess with you. HELLO Boy, you and I need to talk. HELLO Ahzrukhal, boy, I need to talk to you. HELLO Oh, oh! Mr Ahzrukhal, I want to ask you something. HELLO Oh, hey... Mr.
.... Mr. Ahzrukhal... hi.
HELLO Hey, Mr. Ahzrukhal... HELLO Mr. Ahzrukhal... HELLO Excuse me, Mr. Ahzrukhal... HELLO Mr. Ahzrukhal. HELLO Hello, Ahzrukhal. HELLO Ahzrukhal... HELLO Carol, why don't you get some rest? You look so tired. HELLO Why don't you go get some sleep, Carol. I can manage things up here for a while. HELLO Hey, are you okay? You're not looking so good. HELLO Carol, honey, I'm worried about you. Are you alright? HELLO Hey, Carol. You okay? You don't look so good. HELLO Hi, Carol. HELLO Hello, Carol. It's been pretty quiet around here lately. HELLO Hi, Carol. You know, things seem a little quiet around here. HELLO Carol... HELLO Dammit... it was attached a second ago... Hey! Robot! You seen any, you know, toes around here? HELLO Hey, robot, have you seen any toes laying around here? HELLO All clear, Cerberus? HELLO Have you seen anything unusual, Cerberus? HELLO Cerberus, run your diagnostic program. Code 662-847-B. HELLO Cerberus, you're still making that god awful noise. Go ahead and run that diagnostic program. Code 662-847-B. HELLO Why, hello there, Cerberus. HELLO Cerberus! How are you? Programming holding up? HELLO Charon. Charon! Look at me when I'm talking to you! HELLO Charon. Charon! Look at me when I'm talking to you! HELLO Charon... come here. I want to talk to you about something... HELLO Charon. Come here. Now. HELLO Hey, Charon... HELLO I was wondering something... HELLO Hey... uh... Charon, is it? I was... HELLO Good to see you, Doctor Barrows. HELLO Hey there, Doc. HELLO Doc Barrows! Good to see you! HELLO If it isn't ol' Doc Barrows. Hey there, Doc! HELLO Doctor Barrows... HELLO Greta, bring me some of that slop that you call food. HELLO Greta, bring me something. Preferably something dead this time. And not glowing. HELLO Hey, Greta, can I get a drink? HELLO I'm thirsty, Greta. HELLO Greta, I have a thirst. HELLO Greta, you got a second? I wanted a drink. HELLO Hey Greta, can I get a drink? HELLO I need a drink, Greta. HELLO Greta, I'm still sober. Fix it, please. HELLO Brains... I mean "food". I'm hungry, Greta. HELLO Well, I'm not dead yet, so I might as well eat something. HELLO I want some food. HELLO Greta, can I get some food over here? HELLO Greta, can you get me something to eat? HELLO I'm starving, Greta. Help me out here. HELLO Nng. Hungry. HELLO Heya, Greta. HELLO Morning, Greta. HELLO Nice night, huh, Greta? HELLO Greta... HELLO Hello, Mister Crowley. HELLO Mister Crowley, hello! HELLO Good to see you, Mister Crowley! HELLO Hello, Mister Crowley! Nice day, isn't it? HELLO Mister Crowley... HELLO Patches. Patches! Hey, buddy, stay with me here for a second. We need to talk. HELLO Hey, Patches. Patchwork, man. Pay attention, I need to talk to you. HELLO Everything alright there, Patches? You don't look so good. HELLO Heya, Patches. You alright, buddy? You're not lookin' so good. HELLO Hey, Patchwork. How're you holding together? HELLO Patchwork, buddy, how are you holding up? HELLO Hey, Patchwork... whoa there, be careful. Are you okay? HELLO Hello, Patchwork. HELLO Patchwork... HELLO Quinn, no one told me you were back! HELLO Hey, Quinn. HELLO Quinn... HELLO Hey there, Tulip. HELLO Hi, Tulip! HELLO Tulip... HELLO Hey, Winthrop. How's it going? HELLO Hey, I wanted to tell you, Patchwork got drunk last week and left his booze in the air filter... HELLO Winthrop, I was wondering if you could take a look at the generator down in the common area... HELLO Heya, Winthrop. You got a second? HELLO Winthrop... HELLO How's everything? Enjoying your drinks? HELLO Yes, yes, how is everyone doing? Everything alright? Do you need anything else? HELLO Hey, hon. Do you need anything? HELLO Do you need anything else? HELLO Hello, Citizen! HELLO Greetings! HELLO This place is going to shit, have you noticed? HELLO You know, Winthrop does his best -- he's a great mechanic, but he just can't keep up. This place is falling apart! HELLO Winthrop needs some help. I mean, it's not like he has any time to train anyone to fix this shit around here. HELLO Every day, there's something new: the generators go down, the water has funk in it, the air filters die... HELLO The air is off in the common house again. It stinks of sweaty death down there. I swear, every day it's something new. HELLO Carol's changed at lot lately. Have you noticed? She's more... quiet. HELLO Carol just seems so sad these days... HELLO Carol used to love this place, now it's like she hardly even cares. Have you noticed that? HELLO Did you hear that? HELLO That sound just won't stop. Do you hear that? HELLO Hey, did I tell you about... wait... do you hear that? HELLO Do you smell something strange? HELLO I keep smelling this strange smell... it's like... onions. You remember onions? Yeah. It's like that. Do you smell it? HELLO What the hell is that smell? I mean, it's not bad, it's just... I don't know... do you smell that? HELLO Have you tried the new whisky he's stocking? It's... it's something special... HELLO This drink is foul. And that's a Ghoul calling something foul. HELLO Oh man... this is nasty, but it does the job. HELLO This vodka really sucks. HELLO Have you tried this? It isn't good, but it's strong. HELLO Christ, the beer in this place tastes like piss... HELLO You know, the cider isn't half bad... for malted rat piss. HELLO This stuff tastes like Centaur piss. HELLO ...buncha goddamn worthless walking corpses... HELLO Jesus Christ... 123 years... what's the fucking point? HELLO Some days, I just wish that someone would come through here and put a bullet in all of our heads... HELLO Nothing but pain and misery... HELLO There's got to be something more than this... HELLO Yeah, I'm just a drunk zombie... what good am I? HELLO The best I can hope for is that the liquor kills me before some mutated beast turns me into a snack. HELLO If there were a God, I'd pray for death. HELLO All I ask is to go quietly. And soon. HELLO Hey, you. HELLO Hey. HELLO Hi. HELLO Hello. HELLO Hey. How's it going? HELLO How's it going? HELLO Hey, you. What's new? HELLO Hey, man. What's happening? HELLO Long time, no see. What's going on with you? HELLO Hey, what's up? HELLO It's been a while, what've you been up to? HELLO What's happening? HELLO What's going on? HELLO What's the word? HELLO What've you heard? HELLO Oh my goodness... you've been fighting. HELLO Ugh, you look like you need a rest. HELLO I hope Vault Tec had some answers for you. HELLO Hmmm... I don't see a case yet. No luck, huh? HELLO If there's anything else you need to know, you go right ahead and ask. HELLO Oh my! I wasn't expecting any visitors. HELLO I assure you, there's nothing valuable here. HELLO Well, don't just stand there, say something. HELLO Maybe we could chat if you have the time. HELLO Kimba, um, I heard you helped bandage me up when I was on the table. Uh, thank you. HELLO I was thinking of hitting patrol again soon, Flash. HELLO Hey Sticky, um, uh, what do you think of Big Town? HELLO I wonder if someone should work on the barricades again. HELLO Hey, Red, can I stop by the clinic later? You know, just in case? HELLO Timebomb, I heard you got hurt. Wow... What does it feel like? HELLO Hey, Flash. Patrolling sounds like a lot of fun. Maybe I could come out with you. HELLO Do you have any idea of what I can do in town, Shorty? HELLO Hey there, Pappy. I was out trying to gather food. Did you know there's not much food out here in the Wastes? HELLO Hey there, Kimba. Is there anything I can do around town? HELLO Hey, Red. Is there anything I can do around town to help out? HELLO Sticky, it's about time you learned that I'm in charge here. HELLO I think I should be mayor of this town, Kimba... HELLO Can I help you, Sheriff? HELLO Can I help you? HELLO I don't like the looks of the barricades, Pappy. Why don't you redo them? HELLO Timebomb, since you insist on staying alive, why don't you make yourself useful and help me reset the barricades. HELLO You don't go far out enough on your patrol, Flash. A real patrol would cover a solid half-mile radius. HELLO I'm telling you, Red, just let me run everything. I'll get those barricades twice as high! HELLO Bittercup, make sure you're paying attention out on patrol. There are dangerous people out there. HELLO Hey, Flash. How are you feeling? Any calluses from stroking that new gun of yours? HELLO How are you feeling, Timebomb? Are those stitches holding together? HELLO There's my Sticky! How are you doing? HELLO Hey, Pappy. How's that wound on your arm? HELLO Shorty, I want to gather everyone together soon about setting up the barricades higher. I'd really appreciate your, uh, expertise. HELLO Kimba, could you help me out with Pappy? It's just... He's been so glum lately. HELLO Hey Kimba, thanks for offering to help me in the clinic. HELLO How are you feeling, Timebomb? HELLO Hey there, Sticky. HELLO How are the patrols going, Flash? Are we still safe? HELLO God, I miss Lamplight. Those were the days... HELLO I wonder how the Lamplighters are doing... HELLO Hey, Red. Do you need any help washing bandages later? HELLO Hey Shorty. How's our favorite little guy doing? HELLO How are you doing, Pappy? HELLO Hey, Sticky. Keep your stickiness away from me and my new gun. This is a Sticky-free zone! HELLO Timebomb! How're you doing? I thought you were dead for sure! HELLO Hey Shorty, you should come with me on patrol. The Raiders will never see you coming. HELLO Hey Red, can I stop by the clinic later? I feel a bit sick. HELLO Wow, you should have seen me on patrol, Kimba, I was all "bang-bang-bang." I must have killed a hundred Raiders! HELLO Have you seen my new gun, Pappy? It's awesome! Bad-Ass. HELLO Did you see anything on patrol, Bittercup? HELLO Red, have you got a sec? It�s about this wound on my arm. HELLO We're all going to die here. There's no way we can survive out here in this mess. HELLO Hey there, Kimba. HELLO What do you think of the barricades, Shorty? HELLO Hey, Timebomb. You look like you're going to fall over dead. HELLO Never thought you'd make it, Sticky. Out of everyone who died trying to get here from Lamplight, we get you. HELLO Anything out there, Flash? The Super Mutants and Raiders are coming back soon, aren't they? HELLO What are you supposed to actually do if you ever find something on patrol, huh? Scare them off with that rusty pistol of yours? HELLO At least we made it another day, right? HELLO I haven't slept in weeks. HELLO Those assholes in Lamplight said that this place was great. HELLO I hate it here. HELLO This place gets worse all the time. HELLO Remember to keep an eye on the north. HELLO S'up, Pronto? HELLO How's it goin', Pronto? HELLO Don't think I haven't seen what's been goin' on around here, Bleak. You're makin' it dangerous for us all. HELLO I see what you're doin' around here, girl, and I got somethin' to say to you about it. HELLO Hey, Bleak... you remember... you remember that thing that you asked me about? The secret thing? HELLO Hey... Hey, Bleak... check this out... I did that thing you asked. HELLO Hey, Bleak. HELLO Bleak... HELLO Breadbox, listen. I need your help. HELLO Listen up, old man. I'm going to need your help with something... HELLO Hey, man... Breadbox... where'd you get such a funny name? HELLO I... I was wonderin'... where'd you get your... get your name, Breadbox? HELLO Hey, Breadbox. What's up? HELLO Breadbox... HELLO Bronson, boy. You need to get off of that drink. HELLO Look at you, Bronson, you're a mess. You need to stop all this drinkin'. HELLO Hey, Bronson, listen up. Hey! Pay attention! I need your help! HELLO Bronson... Bronson! Dammit, listen to me. And keep quiet! HELLO Bronson... HELLO Drunk fool... HELLO Come here, Carolina, I have something that I'm wondering about. HELLO Red, I wanna ask you something. HELLO Hello, Miss Carolina. HELLO Hey, Miss Carolina. HELLO Carolina... HELLO Red... HELLO Crimson, did you hear what those fools were saying out in the yard? HELLO I can't believe that Mr. Eulogy let's those fools out in the yard talk like that! Did you hear what they said? HELLO Clover, stay nearby. Let's not cause a scene. HELLO Clover, we've had this discussion. You stay with me at all times. HELLO Hey, Clover. HELLO Miss Clover... HELLO Crimson, did you see that new guy walking around here? HELLO Did you get a chance to check out the new guy, Crimson? HELLO Crimson, did you see that new girl walking around here? HELLO Did you get a chance to check out the new girl, Crimson? HELLO Crimson... Crimson! Do not cause me to lose my cool. HELLO Crimson, let's stay down to earth, shall we? No more daydreaming. HELLO Miss Crimson... HELLO Hey, Crimson. HELLO So Cutter, what's the good word? Happy to see me? Miss me? HELLO Heya Cutter... you got anything for me today? Flowers, love letters? HELLO Cutter. HELLO Hey, Cutter. HELLO Mr. Eulogy... uhm... can I talk to you for a second? If, if you're not busy, I mean. HELLO If you're not busy, Mr Eulogy... I... I wanted to talk to you for a second. HELLO I've got something to say to you, Mr. Eulogy. HELLO Listen, Mr. Eulogy. We have to talk. HELLO Respect, man. HELLO Excuse me... sir... HELLO Eulogy! My man! HELLO What's up, Eulogy? HELLO Eulogy... HELLO Forty, what do I pay you for? Have you seen this out here? HELLO Goddammit, Forty, I don't pay you to sleep on the job. Look around here. Tell me what you see. HELLO Dude, Forty. Did you hear? HELLO Hey, Forty. HELLO You seen anything good today? HELLO Hey, man. Anything goin' on out here today? HELLO Grouse. HELLO Hey, big boy. How you holdin' up today? HELLO Well look who's still standing. You're looking a lot better! And here I thought that wasn't possible... HELLO Look at you, my boy! Fit as ever! You're as big as a tank! I always tell them, I say "My Jotun, he could lift a house!" HELLO Haha! My boy! He is so big! Look at him! He could carry four slaves under his arms! He doesn't even need a gun to take them! HELLO Where'd you get a name like Jotun, anyway? HELLO Hey, Jotun. How's your old man? HELLO Hey, Jotun. HELLO What do you want? HELLO Yeah? HELLO One wrong move, and you're going in the meat pen. HELLO Watch your step, square. HELLO Keep walkin'. HELLO You don't look like you belong here. HELLO Goddamn tin can. HELLO Looks like one of those Brotherhood assholes... HELLO Nice outfit. You raid a vault or something? HELLO Fucking Vault brats... HELLO Ug. Get away from me. HELLO Miss Jeanette... HELLO The man with the hardware. How are things, Pronto? HELLO There's the man that keeps us knee deep in lead. How you doing? HELLO Pronto... HELLO Jesus fucking Christ, it's dull out here. HELLO For fuck's sake, I'm bored. There ain't nothin' happening today. HELLO Richter. HELLO That boy of yours sure was drunk off his ass the other night, huh? HELLO Oh, man. Jotun was fucking hammered the other night. I thought he was gonna kill himself! HELLO Hey, Ymir. Do you want a drink? HELLO Drink with me, Ymir? HELLO Hey... uhm... Ymir. How's it going? HELLO Hail, Ymir. HELLO Ymir... HELLO
HELLO Out of my way. HELLO Hey, you're back. You get anything good? HELLO You caught anything lately? HELLO How'd that roundup go? HELLO How's the meat? HELLO Hey, how'd it go with that blonde thing you brought in here? HELLO You went out with Ymir last week, didn't you? Catch anything good? HELLO Catch any good meat lately? HELLO Things are quiet around here. We haven't had any good roundups in a while. HELLO S'up, fool? HELLO S'up. HELLO What's goin' on? HELLO Hey. HELLO Hey, Maggie! How you doin', darlin'? HELLO Hey! Sweetie-pie! HELLO C'mon, Maggie! Let's go over here! HELLO I see you! HELLO It's my turn! HELLO Hey there, little Maggie. HELLO Manya! Manya! HELLO Darling! HELLO Hello there, Manya. HELLO Hello, Manya. HELLO Hello, Miss Brown. HELLO Hi, Moira. HELLO Hey there, Moira. HELLO Ah, my dearest wife... HELLO Hello, Mother Maya. HELLO Nathan, dear... HELLO Nathan. HELLO Nova, love. A word... HELLO A moment, Nova. NOW. HELLO Nova? HELLO Lookin' good, Nova. HELLO Nova, can you come here for a second? HELLO Hey, Nova. I want to talk to you. HELLO Hello, Nova. HELLO Nova... HELLO How are you doing, Walter? HELLO Hello, Walter. HELLO Hey, c'mere. I want to talk to you. HELLO Hey, you. I need to ask you something. HELLO Hello. HELLO S'up? HELLO Hey, how's it going? HELLO Hey. HELLO How are you? HELLO Hey there. HELLO Hi. HELLO You heard anything? HELLO What's goin' on over here? HELLO Que pasa? HELLO What's happenin'? HELLO What's goin' on? HELLO S'up? HELLO What's up? HELLO What's new? HELLO Hey. HELLO Yo. HELLO I can't believe we're stuck out here babysitting a radio station. HELLO Man, this sucks. I wanna be where the action is! HELLO Status report? HELLO Did you see the hit I scored on that Super Mutant the other day? One round, and his head exploded like an overripe Mutfruit. HELLO Keep your eyes open, Brother. HELLO Make sure you keep that weapon clean, Brother. HELLO Let's see the Super Mutants try and take this place now. HELLO Nice digs, huh? HELLO Did you see the size of that Behemoth? HELLO Welcome to the GNR garrison. HELLO That was a hell of a fight... nice work. HELLO If you're looking for Three Dog, he's upstairs. HELLO That should give the boys at Lost Hills something to think about. HELLO Good old Mutant cleansing. There's nothing else like it. HELLO Damn, we lost Reddin. HELLO Galaxy News owes us big for this one. HELLO Let's see the Outcasts do THAT. HELLO Oh man, that thing was enormous. HELLO Not bad, kid. Not bad at all. HELLO A pleasure hunting with you. HELLO Power to the people, eh kid? HELLO Smooth moves, kid. Smooth moves. HELLO Looks like the Good Fight has gained a new ally. HELLO You got questions, I'm your answer man. HELLO I'm sensing that you have more to say. Well, go on. HELLO Got more on your mind, huh? HELLO Wow kid, you look like you've got ten pounds of worry stuffed into a five pound box. Why don't you take a load off and tell me about it. HELLO Bend my ear... I won't bite. HELLO Got something on your mind? Spill it. HELLO You look like you've got ten pounds of worry stuffed into a five pound box. HELLO I'll be right with you. HELLO The Mirelurks have been quiet lately. HELLO Hello, Miss Vera. HELLO We're running low on river water, dad. HELLO Scribe Bowditch. I'd like to hear your report on those latest armor modifications. HELLO Hail, Scribe Bowditch. All is well with your work? HELLO Scribe Bowditch, I trust you are well. I'm here for your progress report on the modified Recon Armor. HELLO Hail to you, Scribe Bowditch. HELLO Hail, Scribe Bowditch. HELLO Scribe Peabody. How does the day find you? HELLO Hello, Scribe Peabody. I trust that things are well with you? HELLO Hail, Scribe Peabody. I trust that your research goes well. HELLO Hail, Scribe Peabody. HELLO Hail to you, Scribe Peabody. HELLO Rothchild, a word please. HELLO If you have a moment, Scribe Rothchild... HELLO Scribe Rothchild, sir. HELLO Hail, Scribe Rothchild. HELLO Hail to you, Scribe Rothchild. HELLO Sir Scribe. HELLO Sentinel Lyons, ma'am! HELLO Watch it, Squire. HELLO Don't you have somewhere to be, Squire? HELLO Step lively, Squire. HELLO Hail, Star Paladin, sir. HELLO Star Paladin Cross, sir! HELLO I saw that you completed your tests. What results are you seeing? HELLO Scribe Rothchild wants a report on your tests. Have your results posted? HELLO Switches are showing green. Ambulatory systems look good. HELLO The weapons systems are showing red on startup. We'll have to spend the rest of the day scrubbing the system before we can try again. HELLO There's been a shutdown in the port shoulder systems -- looks like the gyros are locked up again. It'll take a few hours to clean it out. HELLO There's a problem in the cooling system. I'm not sure what it is, but I'll take a look. HELLO I made a little bit of progress with Prime's locomotion capacitor, but now his IFF system is, um... unpredictable. HELLO I have those results you asked for. I sent them over to your station. HELLO Scribe Rothchild wanted those AMS tests done right away, so I went ahead and handled it for you. HELLO Welcome. HELLO The Brotherhood is at your service. HELLO You honor us with your presence here. HELLO Need something, friend? HELLO So what's the latest report? HELLO What was the result of the latest scan? HELLO What's the situation? HELLO Well? What's your tactical appraisal of our situation? HELLO Hail. HELLO Hail. HELLO Hail. HELLO I'll train these marshmallows if it kills me... HELLO Hail. HELLO Presence detected. This unit has activated. HELLO Hail. HELLO Hail. HELLO Outsiders in the Citadel. Such a pleasure... HELLO H... Hello HELLO Hail. HELLO Hail. HELLO Shit, that was a close one. HELLO What? HELLO Tickets please. HELLO What's up? HELLO What do you need, sir? HELLO Hello, sir. HELLO Sir. HELLO Squire. HELLO Sir Knight. HELLO Paladin. HELLO Sentinel. What can I do for you? HELLO Hello, Elder. HELLO Dad, can I buy that dress from Bannon? I want to wear it at my wedding. I want to look special for Diego. HELLO Dad, do you think you'll ever meet someone? I mean like mom? You shouldn't just spend all day cooking you know. HELLO I'm so excited about getting married. You got my invitation, didn't you? You've got to come. HELLO Hello, Mrs. Cantelli. Do you have anything that would make a guy be like crazy in love? You know, make him really horny? HELLO Are you nervous about getting married? HELLO I have something special for you, but I can only give it to you in private. HELLO Diego, do you think I'm sexy? I mean, if you weren't a priest and everything, would you be turned on by me? HELLO Hello, Mr. Holmes. Do you have anything new today? HELLO Hello, Mr. Shrapnel. My dad wants some more 10mm rounds. Do you have any? HELLO Hello, Mr. Bannon. Can I look at that blue dress again? The one with the really deep cleavage? HELLO The prayer was touching, Father. HELLO I know you could do a much better sermon. I could hardly stay awake. HELLO Try not to drink too much tonight, sir. It affects your judgment. HELLO This area looks safe, Mister Zimmer. HELLO I'll have some water. HELLO Brock. HELLO Sister. HELLO You've had too much to drink, Trinnie. HELLO Miss Vera, could I trouble you for some vegetables? Whatever you have is fine. HELLO Mister Buckingham, I'd like some vegetables. Whatever you have available. HELLO Hmmm. No. I don't think you're him. HELLO I'll have two Mirelurk Cakes, carrots and wine, if you have it, beer if you don't. HELLO Angela, why do you insist on wearing such rags? I could sell you a most beautiful dress. Diego, would be positively starstruck. HELLO Angela, why do you insist on wearing such rags? I could sell you a most beautiful dress. HELLO You come in here a lot, but you never buy anything. HELLO Must you always sit next to me in church? HELLO Before you start in on me, Vera, there's not much new here. HELLO Can we make this quick? I have a wedding to get ready for. HELLO Welcome to Potomac Attire. HELLO Hmmph. HELLO When that little shit gets here, watch him. If he starts anything, kick his ass. HELLO You've had too much, Trinnie. Go sleep it off in the back. HELLO Every week you come down here preaching this crap. Why don't you just stay in your god damned church? HELLO What'll you have? And don't say water. HELLO What'll you have? HELLO What? HELLO Armitage. HELLO You've got some nice stuff in here, Bannon. Too bad it's so expensive. HELLO You need to raise your prices, Belle. You're practically giving this stuff away. HELLO Belle told me to throw you out of here if you stir up too much trouble, Father. HELLO Flak, I'm running low on ammo. What do you have in stock? HELLO Let's not have a repeat of the other day, Flak. HELLO Size doesn't scare me, Sister. Don't start anything that I'll have to finish. HELLO Hey, Shrapnel. How's the gun business? HELLO Tammy, why don't you take the night off and spend it with James? If there's a repeat of the other night, Belle is going to kick you out. HELLO Tammy, why don't you go home? If there's a repeat of the other night, Belle is going to kick you out. HELLO Don't you think you've had enough, Trinnie? HELLO This is the Muddy Rudder. Cause any trouble, and you'll have to deal with me. HELLO Care for a drink? HELLO Hey, I'm not looking for trouble. HELLO Don't forget to pick up your room, C.J. HELLO Finish your food, C.J. There are starving people in the Wasteland you know. HELLO Stop fidgeting, C.J. HELLO Congratulations! I'm so happy for Angela and Diego. Have they set a date yet? HELLO Are the Mirelurk Cakes fresh? HELLO Henry, I'm not sure I like C.J. playing with that Hargrave boy. His mother is just dreadful, even if she is on the upper deck. HELLO God has truly blessed our family, Henry. HELLO Wonderful sermon, Father. It really made me think. HELLO Someday you'll be the one preaching the sermons, Diego. HELLO How was work today, Henry? Is Doctor Li almost finished? HELLO Isn't it exciting? A wedding. We haven't had a wedding in Rivet City in years. HELLO Oh! Hello. Are you lost? HELLO Hey, Vera. Still dodging old Seagrave? He's got eyes for you. HELLO Shrapnel, I thought you shot your own food? HELLO Hi, Flak. I hear the Iguana on a Stick is good today. HELLO Your little girl is getting married! How exciting! You must be so proud. HELLO Gary, could I have some ant meat and a Nuka-Cola? HELLO Come to spend some of your hard earned caps, Henry? I'm afraid I'm all out of moral superiority. HELLO Christie. I noticed you never clean up the hangar deck. Just the upper deck. What, we aren't good enough for you? HELLO Hello, C.J. HELLO Go home, or get high, or whatever it is you do when I'm not around. HELLO I heard you're getting married! Are you excited? Is Diego nervous? HELLO Angela, what brings you into A Quick Fix? HELLO Father Clifford is making more sense than usual. HELLO Hi, Bannon! Mind if I sit with you? HELLO See anything you like, Mei? HELLO You know, we helped fix up those love birds up. I'm so glad it worked out. HELLO Welcome to A Quick Fix. HELLO Have you seen my husband, Paulie? HELLO Did you need something? HELLO Hey, Dad, can you tell me a story? Tell me one about when people could drink the river. HELLO Dad, can I be excused to go play with James? HELLO Dad, I'm bored. HELLO Mom, can I have a snack? HELLO Mom, why don't we like the people that live on the hangar deck? HELLO Mom, is James' mom going to go to hell? HELLO What do you want to do, James? HELLO Excuse me. HELLO Mr. Staley, could I have a Nuka-Cola please? HELLO Hello, mister. HELLO Hello, ma'am. HELLO Chief Harkness, we should go over those reports. HELLO Report, officer. HELLO Hello, Seagrave. You shouldn't waste your time with Vera. You can do better than her. HELLO Hello, Diego. I'd be careful with that jailbait if I were you. HELLO Hello, Garza. Everything okay down in Doctor Li's lab? HELLO You better be minding yourself, Sister. One more screw up and I'm tossing your ass overboard. HELLO Hello, Father Clifford. HELLO Hello, Flak. I've got a couple of pistols that need repair. I'll bring them by tomorrow. HELLO Guns and liquor don't mix, Shrapnel. Leave the ordnance at home when you're in the Muddy Rudder. HELLO Hello Miss Weatherly. Still letting that bucket of bolts do all your work for you? HELLO How am I supposed to manage security at a wedding? It's impossible I tell you. HELLO If you see anything suspicious, be sure to tell a security officer. HELLO Hey, Security guy. This place is awesome. Don't mind me. I'm just admiring the scenery. HELLO So what's your story? Me, I'm just experiencing my freedom. You know, wandering the Wasteland, doing whatever I please. HELLO Dude, what's the word? You tripping or something? You seem really bummed out. HELLO Dude, I believe in better life through chems, but you're taking it way too far. You gotta cut back some. HELLO Hey, squirt. HELLO Chief Harkness! Dude, what's up? HELLO Hey, missy. HELLO Brock! The bouncer man! Dude, I would love your job. Free booze, drunk women, and you get to crack some skulls too. HELLO Stay chill, dude. HELLO Chief Harkness. It's always comforting to see you on your rounds. HELLO Have you decided on the message for your next sermon? HELLO Father, doesn't it bother you to preach to an empty church everyday but Sunday? HELLO I'm sure God hears your prayers, Mister Lopez. HELLO Doctor Preston, may I visit with your patients? I promise to be brief and quiet. HELLO Angela, people are starting to talk. I can't be seen with you like this any more. From now on only visit me in the church. HELLO Angela, I'm not sure you should spend so much time around me. I am to be married to God soon. HELLO What looks good on the menu today, Mister Buckingham? HELLO This may be the happiest day of my life! HELLO God bless you. HELLO Don't go too far away. I'm going to need you to move some equipment shortly. HELLO Henry, do you have those readings ready for me yet? HELLO Let me guess. I'm perfectly healthy. I keep telling you I'm fine. HELLO Anna, don't just stand there, bring me that equipment. HELLO Janice, have you overbalanced the chemical mix? HELLO Don't get in the way. We're very busy. HELLO Father Clifford, I'll let you pray with my patients, but only for a short time. They need their rest. HELLO Diego, I assume you are here to visit my patients. HELLO Li, you shouldn't see this weekly checkup as a bad thing. All of Rivet City needs you to be as healthy as possible. HELLO Mister Buckingham, could I get a bite to eat? HELLO If those two lovebirds aren't careful, I'll be helping Angela deliver a baby before the year is out. HELLO You're hurt. Fortunately, this is a medical clinic. Why don't you let me take a look at that. HELLO This is a medical clinic. Please don't disturb any of my patients. HELLO You don't look too good. Come by the clinic and I'll patch you up. HELLO Diego, you have been fornicating with that strumpet, Angela Staley. Don't try to deny it. I have a witness. HELLO Make sure the chapel is prepared for Sunday services. HELLO Don't forget to prepare the sacrament. HELLO Saint Monica bless you, Vera. You have truly found peace through the Lord. HELLO Saint Monica bless you, Christie. How is your family? HELLO Saint Monica bless you, C.J. Have you spoken to James about coming to church? I'd really like to see him here. HELLO Saint Monica bless you, Henry. The work you are doing with Doctor Li is blessed by God as well. HELLO I'm so glad you and Diego decided to get married. So many couples decide to live in sin these days. HELLO Saint Monica bless you, Angela. I hope your father is well. You really should try to get him to come with you to church. HELLO Saint Monica bless you, Mei. Remember, you faith will be your armor. HELLO Your patients appreciate my visits, even if you don't, Doctor Preston. The Holy Spirit can be a balm to the soul. HELLO Diego, we must pray with any of Doctor Preston's patients. Help them to heal through Saint Monica. HELLO Suicide is a sin, Mister Lopez. Why kill yourself when there is so much to live for? HELLO Have faith in Saint Monica, Mei. She will protect you from those that seek to hurt you. HELLO My son, you are drifting through life. God can provide you a purpose, just as He did for Saint Monica. HELLO Forsake the evils of alcohol, Flak. They tempt you with oblivion when you should be glorifying God. HELLO I'll just have some fruit today, Buckingham. HELLO Put down that drink and raise your voice to the Lord! HELLO Trinnie, can't you see what whiskey has done to your life? You've sold your body to men and your soul to the Devil. HELLO Belle, you are an unwitting servant of the devil. You serve his demon brew down here. HELLO Deep down you are a good man, Brock. Come away from this den of iniquity. Come into the light of the Lord! HELLO This is not a safe place for your soul. Do not be tempted by the sins of vile liquor in this den of iniquity! HELLO It's a glorious day for a wedding! HELLO Saint Monica bless you. HELLO How's our ammo inventory? It was getting low yesterday. HELLO Hey, Brock. Looking for more 10mm ammo? HELLO Business or pleasure, Vera? HELLO Hello Vera. I think I heard a Mirelurk off the starboard side. Think I'll get in some target practice. HELLO The deck is quiet tonight. HELLO Gary, two Mirelurk Cakes. And make it quick. HELLO Welcome to Flak and Shrapnel's. Best god damn weapons anywhere. HELLO What are you looking at? HELLO You've grown up so fast, Angela. I remember when you first learned to walk, and now you're getting married! HELLO I heard that you've been hanging around that Diego boy. Be careful, Angela. You know boys only want one thing, even priests. HELLO Make sure to clean all the empty tables. HELLO Taking a break, Vera? HELLO My little girl is all grown up. After today, she'll be married to Diego. HELLO Have a seat anywhere. Someone will be with you in a minute. HELLO I...nevermind. HELLO Are the Mirelurk Cakes fresh? HELLO I moved the new plant beds under the sun lamps. HELLO Doctor Li, the new shipment has been stowed away. HELLO I have some spare time. Do you need anything? HELLO Hello Diego. Has Father Clifford decided to ordain you as a full priest yet? HELLO Commander Danvers. Doctor Li has asked that the latest shipment be locked up this time. HELLO If you could move out of the way, it would make things easier for all of us. HELLO Yes? HELLO Anything to report? HELLO Armitage. HELLO Janice, I have something for you. HELLO Janice, a moment please. HELLO Is everything all right? HELLO Hello, honey. HELLO Hello, son. HELLO Oh, great. HELLO What? HELLO Hey there! HELLO How's it going? HELLO Hiya. HELLO Any problems in the Muddy Rudder that I should know about? HELLO C.J., don't do everything James tells you. He's a bad example. HELLO Commander Danvers, anything to report? HELLO Ted, if you're still looking for work, Christie Young can always use help cleaning the Hangar Decks. HELLO Hey, Flak. How's business? HELLO James, you stay out of trouble. HELLO Hello, Mei. I'm still keeping an eye on him. You're safe. HELLO Hello, Mei. You seem much more relaxed now that he's gone. HELLO Paulie, you need to lay off the chems. HELLO Seagrave, got anything new in that flea market of yours? HELLO Tammy, take it easy on the booze. You've got a son to raise. HELLO Trinnie, don't make a fool of yourself tonight like you did last week. HELLO Vera, you look lovely as always. HELLO Mister Zimmer. Have you found what you're looking for? HELLO Let me or a security officer know if you see anything out of the ordinary. HELLO Shall we go for a walk on the flight deck tonight, dear? HELLO How's your food, dear? HELLO Attendance is good today. HELLO A thoughtful message, Father. HELLO He was on fire today, Diego. I could barely keep my eyes open. HELLO C.J, have you done your chores? HELLO I fixed the transformer, again. You should have power for a while. HELLO Garza, you stacked those crates on the cables again. They need to be moved or you'll short out the system. HELLO Janice, are those sunlamps I fixed the other day holding up? HELLO I do the repairs around here. So if you see something that needs fixing, let me know. HELLO No problems to report, I assume. HELLO Mom, can I go to C.J.'s? HELLO Hey C.J., let's play killer. You pretend to be my Mom, and I'll pretend to be a serial killer. HELLO Mom, do I have to eat this? HELLO You're nothin' but a talking refrigerator. HELLO Outta my way, tin can. HELLO Don't mind me, mister. HELLO Don't mind me, lady. HELLO Doctor Li, the new solutions will be ready in a few hours. HELLO The waste water in the hydroponic gardens isn't draining properly. Could you look at it? HELLO Garza, when you get a chance, remove the empty water tanks in the gardens and put in the fresh ones. HELLO The work that Doctor Li is doing is just amazing. I might even be able to produce broccoli in the hydroponic gardens next year. HELLO I'd like a potato and some carrots. Oh, and put some of this herb in hot water. If I'm lucky, it will make tea. HELLO Don't touch the vegetables. They're fragile. HELLO Some people are in such a hurry. HELLO Ted, could you please not put your stuff on my bed or all over the floor? HELLO Mister Lopez, would you like to talk? They say talking helps with problems. HELLO A lovely sermon, Father. HELLO Diego, try and get Father Clifford to put some energy in his sermons. Some of us were trying not to fall asleep. HELLO Don't mind me. HELLO Miss Mei, may I get you some water? HELLO Doctor Preston, the usual? HELLO Is everything satisfactory, Mister Washington? HELLO Miss Janice, do you need a refill? HELLO Are you ready to order, Mister Diego? HELLO Are you ready to order, Mister Father Clifford? HELLO Are you ready to order, Mister Sister? HELLO Something different today, Mister Armitage? HELLO Are you ready to order, Mister Zimmer? HELLO Do you have any instructions, Miss Vera? HELLO I am at your service. HELLO Mei, you've been kind to me. I'll miss you when I'm gone. HELLO Ted, you're wasting your life. Do something with it. How about I teach you to read? HELLO Ted, you're wasting your life. Do something with it. If you don't, you'll turn out just like me. HELLO Shrapnel, do you sell ammo individually? Could I buy just one bullet? HELLO Father, I have these feelings of worthlessness. I just want to end it all. HELLO Diego, I am a troubled man. My life has no meaning. There is no point in going on. HELLO Gary, is there anything new on the menu? HELLO Leave me alone. This is none of your business. HELLO Don't mind me. I'm just taking up space here. HELLO Hey, Commander. Just walking the deck here. Yep, just walking the deck. HELLO You're tired, Cindy. I'll close up tonight. You go home and go to bed. HELLO Ted, Teddy! I got some great Psycho. It's totally wow. You oughta come down to my shop and buy some. We could shoot it together. HELLO It's the colors, man. The colors are amazing. You really gotta try Psycho. HELLO Hey, haven't I seen you somewhere before? HELLO Man, I'm so hungry. When I come down, I really get a need to feed. HELLO Gary, my man! I'm so hungry I could eat a whole Brahmin. How about lettin' me put this one on my tab? HELLO Angela, how would you like to trade some Brahmin steak for Mentats? It'll make you beautiful. HELLO This is A Quick Fix. We sell all kinds of chems. HELLO Wanna do some Buffout? Maybe a little Psycho? HELLO This area is off limits to civilians. HELLO Hello, Vera. I just got in a new hot plate. I can sell it to you at a discount. HELLO Vera, I know I'm not a sophisticated man, but I am a man, and I can take care of you. HELLO I'll have some mutfruit and noodles. HELLO Can I get a Nuka-Cola? HELLO Any news with Doctor Li's project? HELLO Hey, Cindy. How's that secure storage unit I made you working out? HELLO There's the blushing bride to be! Congratulations Angela. You and Diego will make a good couple. HELLO Hello, Miss Angela. What brings you into my shop today? HELLO Hello, Bannon. Anything interesting happen in the last council meeting? HELLO Hello, Henry. I just got in some new torc wrench and some electrical test equipment. You should take a look at them when you're done eating. HELLO Cindy, don't forget to bring by anything interesting you might find while cleaning the deck. It might be worth some caps to you. HELLO C.J.! You're getting bigger and prettier every day. HELLO Hey, Flak. I'd avoid the Iguana today. It gave me the runs yesterday. HELLO Diego is a lucky boy. Angela agreed to marry him. HELLO Welcome to Rivet City Supply. I've got a little bit of everything here. HELLO Nice day, huh? HELLO I can't get that god damned laser pistol working. Think I should ask Seagrave to look at it? HELLO Vera. Don't see you in here often. Looking for something in particular? HELLO Hey Brock, when are you going to trade in that piece of shit sidearm? I've got some sweet new ones here. HELLO How's the whiskey, Belle? HELLO Hey, girlie. This ain't a god damn dress shop. There's nothing in here you oughta be buyin'. HELLO Gary, gimme some Brahmin steaks. And don't burn them this time. HELLO If you want a gun, you've come to the right place. HELLO Are you looking at me? HELLO I need another whiskey, Belle. HELLO You're not so tough. HELLO Let me buy you a drink. You and Flak have a nice shop. Have you known him long? Was he born in Rivet City? HELLO You'd be worth some caps in the right circles. Too bad. HELLO Hey, you rusty tin can. Get me some food. Meat, any kind. And don't call me Mister Sister. HELLO You can shove your sermon up your ass, Father. We're busy drinking down here. HELLO You don't look so tough. HELLO Don't slouch. Chew your food. And don't give me that look or I'll slap it right off your face! HELLO Stop that! Don't make me smack you. I oughta lock you in your goddamn room, you little brat. And stay away from that C.J. bitch from now on. HELLO Gary, you know what I like. Make it rare. Oh, and get James something too. Not too expensive though. He's been naughty. HELLO Did I ever tell you about my husband? Got me pregnant with that brat James. Then he ran off. Asshole. HELLO Hey, you. Don't trust those Hangar Deck people. They're all jealous of us cause we live in the Upper Deck. HELLO I'm drunk. Don't try to take advantage of me. No, really. You wouldn't like me when I'm sober. HELLO You're a drunk and a slut. I'm just a drunk. So there. HELLO I'm outta caps. Can you put my next drink on my tab? Please Belle? I really need a drink after dealing with my brat all day. HELLO Have you seen my good-for-nothing son, James? HELLO Belle, gimme another drink. HELLO Brock, how come you never put the moves on me? HELLO I've got the headache from hell. Do you have anything that will help? HELLO Flak, honey, buy me a drink. I'm short on caps, and I really need one. HELLO Shrapnel! You're my favorite man. Buy me a drink lover? HELLO Hey, Sister. How about that drink you owe me? HELLO Father Clifford, I've been a bad girl. HELLO Hey stranger. Wanna buy a girl a drink? HELLO Can you spare enough for drink? I could really use one. HELLO What are you looking at? HELLO So you finally got Diego to ask you to marry him. Well, I couldn't be happier for the both of you. HELLO Angela, you are growing up so fast! Your father must be proud. HELLO Are you getting enough to eat, Mister Armitage? HELLO When are you going to get some new dresses, Bannon? I'm tired of these worn out styles. HELLO Hello Cindy. Is Paulie off getting high again? You really should kick him out. HELLO Hello Cindy. I know we haven't been the best of friends, but I am sorry he's dead. I know he meant something to you. HELLO Commander Danvers. Walking the night patrol? HELLO Eat what you want, Diego. I never charge you or Father Clifford for you meals. HELLO Father Clifford's sermon was very inspirational. HELLO Your sermon was very inspirational, Father Clifford. HELLO I'm so happy for Angela. She and Diego will be so happy together. HELLO Hello Gary. How's Angela doing? I saw her with Diego the other day. HELLO Someone said the Mirelurks are out tonight. HELLO Hello Flak. How's business? HELLO Here for some target practice, Flak? HELLO It's good to see you eat, Janice. How are the hydroponic gardens? HELLO Hello Seagrave. HELLO Lovely night for a walk on the deck. Thank you for keeping me company. HELLO Mister Shrapnel. I need some 10mm ammo. Two clips should do. HELLO Is your room comfortable, Mis...uh...Sister? HELLO Is everything to your satisfaction, Mister Zimmer? HELLO Well, my metal friend. How are we doing today? HELLO Have you heard? Angela and Diego are getting married. HELLO Welcome to the Weatherly Hotel. HELLO Nice to see you. HELLO Madam, do you know of anyone in Rivet City that seems unusual? Very unemotional or too formal? HELLO A glass of wine, please. HELLO We're not having any luck, Armitage. We may have to change strategies. HELLO Miss Janice, maybe we could exchange science notes sometime. My work in biological systems might be of interest to you. HELLO Excuse me, sir. Have you noticed anyone acting peculiarly in Rivet City? HELLO Do you have any salt? HELLO Did I order already? If I didn't, I'd like Iguana Bits with vegetables. HELLO Vera, may I have some Brahmin steak, carrots, and a glass of water, please? HELLO Hello officer. You haven't seen anyone acting oddly lately, have you? HELLO Wastelander. HELLO This place is closing soon. Do your business and get out. HELLO They're all eating breakfast at Gary's. They'll still sell to you though. Just ask 'em. HELLO They're all eating dinner at Gary's. They'll still sell to you though. Just ask 'em. HELLO Go get some chow. Your shift's over. HELLO Shift's over. Go get some rest. HELLO Everything looks okay here. HELLO Any trouble in this area? HELLO I'm looking for troublemakers. Have you seen any? HELLO Out of the way you rust bucket. HELLO It was so noisy last night. I could hardly sleep. HELLO One of the new immigrants died of radiation poisoning last week. HELLO I heard that the City Council is debating putting railings on the flight deck. HELLO Did you hear about the fight in the Muddy Rudder last night? HELLO Doctor Li and her staff left to get Project Purity running. HELLO I heard that a bunch of former slaves from Paradise Falls set up a free town in the Lincoln Memorial. HELLO Did you hear that the Enclave attacked Project Purity? They've taken over the Memorial. HELLO Hey, have you noticed that Enclave radio is off the air? HELLO Did you hear what happened to Ted Strayer? HELLO You know Tenpenny Tower, right? Well, Allistair Tenpenny was killed. HELLO There was some sort of battle in the city yesterday. The gate guard said the gunfire went on for over an hour. HELLO They found Harkness dead. It looks like he put up a fight though. HELLO Chief Harkness has vanished. Nobody knows what happened to him. HELLO Hey. HELLO Sir. HELLO Ma'am. HELLO Attention! Officer on deck. HELLO Authorized Civilian. Proceed. HELLO Why would you do that? HELLO Why don't you go hang out with your new friends? HELLO Thank God that's over. HELLO Get these idiots away from me! HELLO Go ahead and take a seat so we can start. HELLO You did fine. You should celebrate with your friends. HELLO All finished? HELLO Yes? HELLO Yeah? HELLO You need something? HELLO 'can I do for you, Sheriff? HELLO 'can I do for you, daddy-o? HELLO 'can I do for you, dolly? HELLO Helluva day, isn't it? HELLO What's shakin'? HELLO You got a lot of nerve wearing that badge in here. HELLO You got somethin' to say? HELLO Well, look who's starin' at me. HELLO Start talkin' or start walkin'. Your choice. HELLO (whistling a tune) HELLO (whistling a tune) HELLO (whistling a tune) HELLO Light shine upon you, Sheriff. HELLO May Atom's Light shine. HELLO Light shine on your path. HELLO Yes, my brother? HELLO Yes, my sister? HELLO You don't got nearly enough holes in you to be botherin' me. HELLO You sick? Injured? HELLO Less'n you're on death's door, I'm busy. HELLO
What?
HELLO Welcome back, stranger. HELLO Good to see you again, stranger. HELLO Welcome to Moriarty's. HELLO You... uh... want a drink? HELLO You might wear his badge, but you're not my dad. HELLO Dad says not to talk to strangers. HELLO I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. HELLO
Is there...
...something you need?
HELLO Stop starin'. We only sell drinks here. HELLO Can I interest you in a drink? HELLO C'mon in to the Brass Lantern, best food in town! HELLO That badge don't impress me, kid. HELLO You makin' a move? Huh? HELLO Point your eyes somewhere else. HELLO Either start talkin' or get the fuck out of my face. HELLO You got somethin' to say to me, kid? HELLO Junk is my business. HELLO Welcome to Craterside Supply! HELLO Got something to sell? HELLO Now, you're a man who looks hungry. What do you need? HELLO Now, you're a lady who looks hungry. What do you need? HELLO Welcome to the Brass Lantern! HELLO Welcome! What can I get for you? HELLO Yeah? HELLO No trouble I take it? HELLO Howdy. HELLO Everything okay? HELLO Hrm? HELLO Billy says not to talk to you. HELLO I got nothin' to say to you. HELLO ...now where has that man got to? HELLO You seen Nathan around anywhere? HELLO You need something, cupcake? HELLO Welcome. Join us in the Glow, won't you? HELLO Welcome, child. HELLO [Humming a tune] HELLO [Humming a tune] HELLO God bless the USA. And nowhere else. HELLO Need someone to brighten your day? HELLO Looking for fun? HELLO Looking's free. Everything else will cost you. HELLO Why am I looking at you? HELLO What are you lookin' at, girl? HELLO What are you lookin' at, boy? HELLO ... no respect ... I tell ya' ... HELLO What do you need? HELLO You need something, youngster? HELLO [sniffs] I got nothin' to say to you. HELLO I got my eye on you. HELLO Don't try anything. HELLO Hrm? HELLO Yeah? HELLO Yes? HELLO You want something? HELLO Yeah? You need something? HELLO What is it? HELLO What's up? HELLO What's happening? HELLO Hrm? HELLO I'm busy right now, please leave me alone. HELLO Can't you just get out of here? HELLO What the hell do you want? HELLO My place is yours. Kick your feet up and relax. HELLO Grab anything you need. HELLO Feel free to roam around... you're quite welcome in my place. HELLO Howdy Ranger! HELLO You saved my ass back there... I won't forget it. HELLO Our savior returns! HELLO Reilly keeps talking' about you. I think you made a friend. HELLO Come back to visit or to patch yourself up? HELLO Nice to see you again. HELLO Back from splatterin' more Muties? HELLO Welcome back to the compound, kid. HELLO Me 'n Eugene missed ya. HELLO Hey! Over here! HELLO Been busy testing? HELLO How's the field research going? HELLO Hey! Book's coming along well, thanks to you. What's next? HELLO There's my super-assistant! What's up? HELLO Hey. You. Yeah, you. I don't like the look you're givin' me. Keep it up and I'll break your fuckin' head open. HELLO Um...uh...I'd like, I mean can you get me some Iguana Bits? And a glass of water. No... yes, a glass of water. HELLO You'll, uh, um, need help with the barricades soon, right Pappy? HELLO What do you want? HELLO Was there something else you needed? HELLO What else do you want from me? HELLO I've got the best whores in the Wasteland. The two of them are going to break my bed springs some day. Hah ha! HELLO Get the heck out of my face! HELLO Nice to see you again. HELLO What's going on out there? HELLO Huh? How'd you get in here? HELLO What is it now? HELLO What's going on out there? HELLO You're the best mungo ever! HELLO I just want Rory to be safe... HELLO Ha ha! We're outta that shitbox! HELLO We're free! HELLO Hey hey, mungo! We're getting' outta here, right? HELLO Hey there. HELLO Yes? HELLO Welcome to Tenpenny Tower. HELLO Charmed, I'm sure... HELLO Ah, hello! HELLO What are you doing here? HELLO You are welcome here any time. HELLO Hey there. Come to use the radio set? HELLO Always a pleasure when you visit. HELLO Welcome back! HELLO Good to see you. HELLO Hey. HELLO Hello. HELLO Begone from this place, blasphemer! HELLO Oasis is no longer a refuge for you, Outsider. HELLO You stupid-head! I can't believe you mouthed off to the Tree Father. HELLO You're no longer welcome here. HELLO Leave us and never look back, Outsider. HELLO Such a shame, you could have been of great benefit to us. HELLO It's time for you to leave. HELLO How can I help you, Outsider? HELLO Tsk. To think you could have been rich. And now all you'll be is sorry. VERY sorry. HELLO I would advise staying clear of me for awhile. A LONG while. HELLO Tell me. Do you have a death wish? HELLO Hey, what'd I tell you about lookin' at me like that? Are you in the mood for a busted mouth or something? HELLO You'd best point those peepers somewhere else before I tear 'em out of your skull. HELLO Did you hear about those newbies? The ones who who went up north lookin' for raids? HELLO Oh, hey. Check this out. You know those rookie idiots that tried to head up north? HELLO Come on in and relax with a cold Nuka-Cola. HELLO You have the violin! You've done it! HELLO Oh my word! Is that what I think it is? HELLO Hello, my Child. HELLO Hello, my Child. HELLO Father and son, side by side. This is the way it should be. HELLO My God, can you believe the devastation out here? That's why our work is so important. HELLO I'm glad I've got you watching my back. I'm not quite sure I'm cut out for all this excitement. Not anymore. HELLO Come on, let's keep moving. HELLO Not much farther. We'll be at Rivet City before you know it. HELLO What a sight we must be! If only your mother could see us now... HELLO Let me guess. The dog's coming with us, yes? HELLO How very nice to make your acquaintance. I'm your new Robobutler. HELLO It appears you've been wounded, sir. May I suggest you utilitze your infirmary? HELLO It appears you've been wounded, sir. May I suggest you seek medical attention as soon as possible? HELLO You appear to have been wounded, madame. May I suggest you utilitze your infirmary? HELLO It appears you've been wounded, madame. May I suggest you seek medical attention as soon as possible? HELLO Ahzrukhal, boy, I want to talk to you. HELLO I hope things are going well for you today, sir. HELLO I hope things are going well for you today, madame. HELLO Welcome home, sir. HELLO Welcome home, madame. HELLO It's good to see you alive and well, sir. HELLO It's good to see you alive and well, madame. HELLO Well hello there, sweeheart. HELLO Hello there, Junior. HELLO Hello there, Junior, sweetheart. It's a lovely day, isn't it? HELLO Hey there, Junior! HELLO How's it going, sport? HELLO Hey there, little buddy! HELLO Mmmm... dinner smells delicious, honey! HELLO There's my honey pie! HELLO Honeypie, can I talk to you? HELLO Hi, Mrs. Smith! HELLO Dinner smells great, mom! HELLO Room's all clean, mom! HELLO You got the stuff, I got the caps. A match made in heaven. HELLO All my equipment is ready. Just need some Sugar Bombs. HELLO Ah. You're back. Good... HELLO Whoa, who the hell are you? HELLO So what's the deal, smoothskin? HELLO Goddamn are you one ugly son-of-a-bitch! HELLO Keep it moving, meat. HELLO Yeah? You got somethin' to say? HELLO No one messes with Sudden-Death Overtime. No one. HELLO Damn, poor Mercier. He was a good Winger. HELLO Whew... it's hot in this mask. HELLO Well if it isn't our "hero." HELLO Hey kid. HELLO Hey. Thanks again. Couldn't have done it with out ya. HELLO Trading caps for crap, step right up! HELLO Got some junk to unload? I'm buying! HELLO Welcome, friend. Looking for more appropriate attire? HELLO The spirits told me you'd be coming. And that you're looking to buy. HELLO Here for a pick-me-up? HELLO If you've got the caps, I've got your fix. HELLO Here to pick up a few of my marvelous toys? HELLO Fear not, for Lucky Harith is here to offer you protection for a price! HELLO Looking to make a trade? HELLO Searching for that special something? HELLO Excuse me. HELLO Don't you have a component to deliver? HELLO Hey, Andy. Got a sec? HELLO Andy, listen to this great idea I had! HELLO Hey there, Andy. HELLO Billy, I want to talk to you... HELLO Billy, can I talk to you about something? HELLO Billy... HELLO Hey there, Billy... HELLO Mister Moriarty? Can I talk to you? HELLO Umm... Mister Moriarty? Sir? HELLO Hey, Colin. HELLO Colin... Listen... HELLO Colin. HELLO Good morning, Mr. Moriarty... HELLO Mr. Moriarty... HELLO Husband, a word if you will. HELLO Might we talk, dearest husband? HELLO Confessor. HELLO Hey, Jenny. Lookin' good. What've you got for me today? HELLO Well, hello there, sweetie. What's on the menu today? HELLO Hi, Jenny. HELLO Hey, Jenny. HELLO Jenny... HELLO What's up, Jericho? HELLO Hey, Jericho. HELLO Jericho... HELLO Gob. These people aren't nearly drunk enough. Fix it. HELLO Gob! HELLO I want a word with you, zombie. HELLO Hey. Zombie. Yeah, you. Come here. HELLO Gob. Here. Now. HELLO Heya, Gob... HELLO Gob... HELLO Come here for a second, son. I want to talk to you. HELLO Harden, come here, boy. I want to talk to you. HELLO It's my turn to be the Raiders! HELLO I see you, Harden! HELLO C'mon, Harden! Let's go over here! HELLO Hey there, Harden. HELLO Leo, we need to talk. HELLO Hey, Leo. Come here. I want to talk to you about something. HELLO Leo... HELLO Miss West... HELLO Sheriff Simms... HELLO Dad! Dad, I want to talk to you! HELLO Nothing stops the Railroad. HELLO Hi there! HELLO Please... I'm dying. I need water... HELLO Please. Water... help me... HELLO Please help me. Please? HELLO You MUST be lost... HELLO How's the Mall treatin' ya? HELLO All are welcome here at the Ninth Circle... HELLO Welcome to the Capital Preservation Society! HELLO It's so very nice to see you again. HELLO Good to have you back. HELLO If you have any questions about the exhibits, please let me know. HELLO Do have a look around, but don't touch anything. HELLO We have the most complete archive of U.S. historical documents in the Wasteland. HELLO Get the hell away from me. HELLO Keep it moving. I got a whole bottle of whiskey with my name on it. HELLO The sooner we get back, the sooner we get paid. HELLO Let's get this scrap of paper to Abraham. HELLO The Declaration is in the safe, I just know it. HELLO That robot's brain is scrambled. HELLO What a nutjob. HELLO This place is pretty far down, no wonder there's so little damage. HELLO This place isn't right. Robots still active? HELLO We're getting closer, I can feel it. HELLO I know this place like the back of my hand. HELLO So far, so good. HELLO Let's keep moving. HELLO Come on, let me loose! HELLO Time to go yet? HELLO Nothing new, sir. HELLO Sir, people are mostly staying quiet. HELLO Security check, people. Everything all right? HELLO Everyone sticking to curfew down here? Good. HELLO Everything all right down here? HELLO Standard check-in. Things okay? HELLO All quiet down here, right? HELLO Overseer's glad to see everyone staying so calm down here. HELLO For your safety, please stand clear. HELLO I'll make it right... they'll see. HELLO Back to the drawing board. HELLO Sigh. Time to start back at square one. HELLO You wish to add something to my hypothesis? HELLO I suppose I could answer a few more queries. HELLO How else may I assist you in your endeavors? HELLO Oh my! HELLO Where did I go wrong? I must run more tests. HELLO Hmmm, carry the one... no, wait. That's just what it's expecting me to do! HELLO Shhhh, quiet please. Science is in progress! HELLO Holy moley! You actually came back like you said you would! Did you find me a home? HELLO The ants! They're all dead! Every single one of 'em! HELLO Wow! Are you the one that made all these ants do that?! HELLO I'm glad you came back, mister. HELLO I'm glad you came back, lady. HELLO I hope you have good news for me, I really do! HELLO Hey! You're back! Any word? Any news?! HELLO Oh, you decided to come back, huh? HELLO Th-those... those...those... HELLO Yeah, whatcha' need mister? HELLO Yeah, whatcha' need lady? HELLO Leave us alone! HELLO Get out! HELLO Don't do this. Please tell me the code. HELLO Keep moving! HELLO Get inside! HELLO Head for the Control Room. HELLO What did you do? HELLO Shouldn't you be leaving now? HELLO Well done, well done! HELLO The Pint-Sized Slasher returns! HELLO Oh, Mabel. Always good for a laugh. HELLO Poor Janet and Roger. HELLO I'm waiting to see how you handle the Rockwells... HELLO You won the game! HELLO Have you gone to see Timmy yet? HELLO Good, you made it. HELLO Glad to see you here. HELLO Hey, look. Another rebel. HELLO Good to see another rebel. HELLO Hey, how's the gang holding up? HELLO Still representing the gang? Good to see, man. HELLO Is the place secure? Can we talk freely? HELLO Good to see you here. Please keep quiet, you never know who's listening. HELLO Hi, Christine. How's life stuck in the freak dorm? HELLO Hi, Chrissie. Any stories from the weirdo dorm? HELLO Hi, Susie! HELLO Good to see you, Susie! HELLO Stanley, how's everything going downstairs? HELLO Well, Stanley, how's everything going down in the reactor? HELLO Good to see ya, Butch. HELLO Tunnel Snakes rule, huh? HELLO Man, I sure wish we could blow this joint. HELLO Please, be careful. HELLO You've got to change the Overseer's mind. HELLO You've got to convince them it isn't safe outside! HELLO Are you sure you won't stay and help? HELLO Go on, get out. HELLO I'm sorry. Goodbye. HELLO Sorry to see you go. HELLO You did it! HELLO What have you done? HELLO I never thought you'd be back. HELLO It's good to see you again. HELLO Leave me alone. HELLO Why won't you just leave us alone? You've done enough damage. HELLO Go ahead and start something, I dare you. HELLO You don't belong here anymore. HELLO Who do we have here? HELLO Excellent. HELLO You're not going to ask me to hold your hand through this are you? HELLO Yes? Are you having trouble with your little assignment? Do I need to find someone else? HELLO Yes? HELLO We're all still breathing. So I know you didn't screw up. You got something on your mind? HELLO Were you just kidding 'bout disarming that thing? HELLO You looking for the mayor or the sheriff? HELLO It was a wonderful thing you did. Inspirational. Truly. HELLO Yes friend? Is there something I can assist you with? HELLO Thanks again for you part in paving the way towards progress. HELLO Boy do I breathe a lot easier knowing that thing is truly dead! HELLO Mighty fine thing you did for this town. HELLO Hey friend! HELLO Well? Is it done yet? Did you get that door open? HELLO What are you waiting for? Go open that emergency door! HELLO What?! You're not here with good news, are you? HELLO What's up with those bigots at the tower? HELLO Yeah! We did it! HELLO Hahaha! They'll get it now! HELLO I can smell the stink of Ghoul on you. HELLO Well? What's the status on Roy Phillips and his gang? HELLO Not ready to take on those Ghouls after all? Huh? HELLO How'd you get in here?! HELLO We should get out of here, don't you think? HELLO You can't leave me here! HELLO Alright! Hi there! HELLO Remember my offer, Outsider: cash for pre-war books. HELLO If you have any pre-war books, I'll take them. HELLO You are not welcome here. HELLO Do you have any scrap metal for me? HELLO Remember: cash for scrap metal. HELLO Casdin said you're clear. HELLO Stay in line, and you'll be okay. HELLO Don't start anything and you'll be fine. Um, probably. HELLO Keep that tech coming, and we'll make it worth your while. HELLO You are in the presence of ant royalty! HELLO Yes, citizen? HELLO Whatever you can do to help our town, we'd appreciate it. HELLO We appreciate you taking care of our town's little problem. HELLO Any luck finding those two troublemakers, yet? HELLO When you find those two costumed idiots, put a bullet in their heads for me. HELLO Nice work cleaning up the town. HELLO Town's a lot safer now. Thanks. HELLO Aw, you made this place get so boring. HELLO Run while you can! HELLO You're back! Oh my gosh! HELLO Don't you have a letter to deliver? HELLO Hey there, glad you're back. HELLO A traveler, eh? HELLO Ah, you've returned. HELLO It appears we have a lot to speak about. HELLO Welcome to Meresti, human. HELLO You wish to speak with me? HELLO I take it you found the place. HELLO I'm surprised to see you... thought you'd run for the hills. HELLO I hope you killed every last one of those bastards. HELLO You're back already? What do you have for me? HELLO Please tell me you've found something. HELLO I hope you got some good news tucked away for me. HELLO Well, is everyone okay? HELLO Yeah? HELLO I've never seen you around here before. HELLO Please don't take Ian away from us. HELLO Human or not, I don't care. You got caps, I got stuff. HELLO Anything you need, I got it. HELLO I'll be at my store later. Catch me there in the Common Area. HELLO You new here too? HELLO Oh, hey there. HELLO You got the cash, I got the time. HELLO Howdy, handsome. HELLO Howdy, cutie. HELLO Hello there, stranger. HELLO Hello again. HELLO Oh, it's you again. What's up? HELLO What the hell are you doing in here? HELLO Wasn't I clear the last time you were here? HELLO Welcome back to Arefu, kid. HELLO Huh? Oh, you're back. HELLO Hey ho! Welcome back to our cozy village! HELLO Hey, you're back! Let's chat a while. HELLO Huh? Almost didn't see you there. HELLO What the fuck do you want? HELLO What brings you back to Megaton? HELLO I knew you couldn't stay away! HELLO The Family welcomes your return with open arms. HELLO Thanks again for straightening out Ian. HELLO Well, well look who's back. HELLO Look what the cat dragged in. HELLO If you're here to give blood, we're always willing to accept.... Just kidding! HELLO Needed a place to get out of the sun for a while, eh? I understand completely. HELLO Come back to the "scary vampire lair" have we? He he he! HELLO I was wondering if we could speak a moment. HELLO What's up? HELLO You look quite troubled, my darling. What's on your mind? HELLO And how are we doing today? HELLO Hey there, how's it going? HELLO How's life treating ya? HELLO Well hey there, cutie... how's it hangin'? HELLO Well hey there, sweetie... how's tricks? HELLO Can we go now? HELLO I'm still here. Waiting for you. HELLO I'm bored! HELLO Are we actually gonna do something, or am I gonna stand here all day? HELLO I patiently await your word. HELLO RL-3 stands at attention, sir! HELLO I am vigilant. HELLO Oh, another soul to add to my circle of darkness. HELLO Looks like the muties missed one. HELLO Oh, great, another person trying to kill us all off. HELLO Someone new in town? You aren't from Lamplight. HELLO Welcome to my clinic. If you're hurt, then you're in the right place. HELLO Hey there. Are you hurt? HELLO The Wastelander from Germantown. How's life treating you? HELLO Here to help me out again? HELLO Hey, look at me. I'm in Big Town! HELLO You saved my life. Thank you. HELLO I've got nothing to say until Hannibal says you're okay. HELLO I hope you succeed, stranger. I can't wait to set up a school for freed slaves. HELLO Careful where you point that thing. Can't we talk about this? HELLO Hey you. Ya, you. I want to talk to you. HELLO Changed your mind? HELLO Well, look who's back. HELLO So dude, did that key ever get you anything? HELLO Ah! It's the keeper of the key. HELLO Hey, clown shoes. I hope that key was worth it. HELLO Too bad about Crowley. I heard Tenpenny put out a contract on him. HELLO Is something amiss? HELLO We'll begin as soon as the rest of the Treeminders have taken their places. HELLO Yes, Outsider? HELLO I can't believe you're here! HELLO All will be answered soon, my friend. HELLO Welcome, Outsider... welcome to Oasis! HELLO I hate you! I hate you! HELLO Ah, Outsider... back again I see. HELLO It's good to see you again, Outsider. HELLO We welcome you always with outstretched arms. HELLO Hello again, Outsider. HELLO Oasis is no more. HELLO It can't be... it just can't be! HELLO The Great One is dead! HELLO It's over... all over. HELLO We are lost! HELLO Tree Father and Leaf Mother have conferred with the Great One. Something important must have happened. HELLO Our leaders have spoken with the Great One. I hope nothing's wrong. HELLO Something here is different. I can feel it. HELLO I feel a change in the air. I wonder what it could be. HELLO You're a guest among us and quite welcome, Outsider. HELLO Cast aside your bits of technology and marvel at His miracles, Outsider. HELLO Revel, Outsider. You are under His protection. HELLO There's nowhere like this left in the world anymore, eh Outsider? HELLO This place is wonderful, isn't it? HELLO Hello, Outsider! It's very nice to see you! HELLO Rejoice, the Great One wishes to see you! HELLO You are welcome amongst us, Outsider. HELLO Revel, Outsider, for He has chosen you! HELLO We welcome you with outstretched arms. HELLO Welcome to Oasis, Outsider. HELLO We're very pleased to see you, Outsider. HELLO Welcome, Outsider! HELLO Slaver business only, remember? Now get out of here before I decide to use you for target practice. HELLO Friendly warning... we tend to shoot first and just never ask questions. HELLO Where do you think you're going? HELLO You trying to get yourself shot or something? HELLO Got a minute? HELLO If it isn't MacCready himself... HELLO Looks like something's on your mind, Lucy. HELLO What's bothering you, Penny? HELLO Care to talk? HELLO Hey, Zip. Come over here. HELLO Here for your grub? HELLO Chow time? HELLO Hey, you. HELLO Excuse me, I've got a question. HELLO Um, can I ask something? HELLO Excuse me. HELLO Why, hello little girl. What a lovely dress you have! HELLO Just bring me a nice kid to meet, and I'll take care of the rest. HELLO Hey, dummy. HELLO Hey, Sammy. HELLO Hey, squirt. HELLO Hey, heard the latest tales of the Wastes? HELLO So, bro, any luck trading today? HELLO So, sis, crack anybody up today? HELLO Hey, sis! HELLO Hey, sib! HELLO Wanna hear a story? HELLO What's up? HELLO So, sis, made any good jokes today? HELLO Guess what? HELLO Mind if I follow you around for a bit? I promise not to bug you! It'll be fun! HELLO Oh, hey, excuse me, hey! HELLO Somebody said you wanted to see me, E? HELLO Umm... HELLO Can you tell me more about growing up, big brother? HELLO Joseph, what happens when a person grows up? HELLO Pardon me. HELLO I wanna know more about shooting. HELLO Tell me more about shooting, Joseph. HELLO Excuse me. HELLO Look alive, you mopey motherfucker, you've got a mayor talking to you! HELLO Hey, Princess, give the squirt a fucking break and answer a few questions. HELLO Hey, Princess, if you aren't busy daydreaming about me, how about answering a few questions? HELLO Eclair, stop trying to make crap taste like sugar and tell me what's going on. HELLO Anybody break anything important, Lucy? HELLO Knock, what's up? And if you say "the sky" I swear I'm gonna kick you in the junk. HELLO Knick, anything new and fancy in your magic junkpile full of crap? HELLO Joe, anything useful you can teach me about how the classes are going? HELLO Well, if it isn't my favorite girl. HELLO Look alive! HELLO Hewwo! HELLO Lucy, can you take a look at this? HELLO Hey. HELLO Watch it. HELLO You have my vote, Mister President. HELLO Brother... HELLO I've been meaning to ask you... HELLO Got a second? HELLO So... HELLO Hey, let me ask you something. HELLO Father, might I have a word with you? HELLO I need to speak with you, Father. HELLO Awful... just awful... HELLO I've got to get out of here... HELLO Please. Help me. HELLO Oh.... hi! HELLO Hrm... what? Huh? HELLO
HELLO
HELLO Hrm? Who's there? Come closer... HELLO Is someone there? HELLO
You smell llike the Wasteland.
HELLO Oh, look, a new toy! HELLO What do you want? HELLO Mr. Eulogy. He's lookin' at me again. HELLO Mr. Eulogy. She's lookin' at me again. HELLO You want somthin'? HELLO You like what you see? Talk to Mr. Eulogy. HELLO Don't mind Eulogy. Daddy don't pay no attention to us. HELLO Hey there, uh... handsome? HELLO Hey there, handsome. HELLO I'm sure you have a great personality. HELLO Hey there, pretty. HELLO Can't help you now. Come to the clinic in the morning. HELLO Sorry, kid. Clinic's closed. HELLO What do you want? HELLO You hurt? HELLO You here to do business? HELLO It's a pleasure to see a fresh face around here. HELLO Welcome to Paradise Falls, my dear. HELLO Here on business? HELLO Welcome to Paradise Falls, sir. Step right on up. HELLO Anything I can help you with? HELLO I've killed people for looking at me like that. HELLO WHAT? HELLO
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HELLO Enjoy your stay. Hahaha! HELLO What are you hangin' around here for? HELLO Head on up. HELLO Watch yourself up there. HELLO
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HELLO This place is awful... HELLO I miss my brother... HELLO Please, won't you help? HELLO They told me not to go too far... HELLO I'm off right now. Hit me up in the morning. HELLO Sorry, man. Shop's closed. HELLO I got all kinds of guns, man. HELLO You looking to buy something? HELLO Holy, shit! Where'd you get that gun? HELLO You need a new shooter, bro? HELLO You need a new shooter, chica? HELLO Ain't no reason to stick around here, is there? HELLO Tell Eulogy I said hi. HELLO
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HELLO Can't nobody eat fifty eggs... HELLO Yeah, I guess I gotta find my own way. HELLO Psst. Hey. Help me out. HELLO
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HELLO You're so... small... HELLO
HELLO Whoa, sorry! I'll get out of your way! HELLO Respect, man. HELLO Holy shit, it's you! HELLO We should grab a drink sometime. HELLO What's up, killer? HELLO Hey, welcome, buddy. HELLO You're not so bad from what I've heard. HELLO Heh. I've heard a few things about you. HELLO Watch it. HELLO We don't like outsiders here. HELLO Get your business done and go. HELLO Finding your way about all right? HELLO Dinner was...well...I was able to finish it. HELLO Water... please, I need water... HELLO Just need to pull this hunk of metal out of the ground... HELLO I don't think this is a good idea. Do you really know what you're doing? HELLO You know, you make a very good sandwich. HELLO Oh. Hello there Susan. It's always a pleasure to see you. Um... you're getting along alright are you, dear? HELLO Nice to see you. Carry on. HELLO Hello. Hello. Can't stop to chat just now. HELLO Now's not the best time. Perhaps we could parlay sometime later? Thank you. HELLO I can smell the Rangers's fear! HELLO This is taking too long. Want to get onto roof and rip Rangers limbs off! HELLO Watch for booms. Rangers leave many behind. HELLO Ha ha ha. Rangers bleed like all humans. HELLO Don't let any more humans through. They try and help Rangers on the roof. HELLO Stupid humans hiding on roof! HELLO Must find Rangers... crush them all to paste! HELLO Good to see you in one piece. HELLO You don't look like a merc. HELLO Not bad kid, not bad. HELLO So, you're the reinforcements, huh? Crazy. HELLO Hey, all right! Me 'n Eugene are glad to see ya! HELLO Well, well. We got us a genuine rescue, eh? HELLO Please give me a status report. HELLO Sigh. This is a long way from the Statesman Hotel. Why are you still here? HELLO Whoa. Feel woozy. HELLO Why are you just standing around here? My men might be dying! HELLO Please, don't hang around here... just get out to the Statesman Hotel and rescue my men. HELLO You're still here? HELLO What is going on up there? HELLO I don't want to die down here... HELLO What did you do? HELLO We have to keep moving. HELLO We can't stop now. We need to keep going. HELLO Have you found any medical supplies? HELLO We need to escape while we can. HELLO Did you need something? HELLO Are you all right, Madison? HELLO Hello, little brother. HELLO Hello, little sister. HELLO Great, here's some of the local wildlife. HELLO Back off, local. HELLO You're not involved in this. You want to keep it that way. HELLO Good to see you're holding up alright. HELLO Watch your back and keep your batteries dry out there. HELLO You've got a lot of nerve showing up here after what you've done. HELLO Make it quick. And don't try anything. HELLO I know what you did. Everybody does. HELLO You again, eh? Nervy bastard, aren't you? HELLO Don't think I've forgotten about what you did. HELLO Don't even think about trying anything. HELLO Crime doesn't pay, it just pisses people off. HELLO Next time you want to talk to someone, stay away from me. HELLO Just make this fast. I don't like talking to criminals. HELLO There's a fine line between badass and dumbass, and you crossed it. HELLO Make no mistake. Try something and I drop your ass. HELLO We may be alike, but don't take me for stupid. I got my eyes on you. HELLO Keep acting the way you've been acting and they'll catch you, lock you up and throw away the key. HELLO I'm not sure I should even be seen talking to you. HELLO Oh, it's you. Up to the same old crap, huh? HELLO Sometimes being bad feels pretty damn good, eh? HELLO You should be ashamed of yourself. HELLO Next time, use your brains... I know you have it in you. HELLO What's the matter with you? You can't get away with crap like this. HELLO The way you're acting surprises me. HELLO Everyone makes mistakes... just don't do it often. HELLO Your bad deeds surprise me, they really do. HELLO Don't act like you didn't enjoy what you did. HELLO You're as guilty as the rest of us. HELLO We need more people like you. HELLO Bless you. HELLO You're an example to us all. HELLO It's not easy to be good in this world. I'm glad that someone is. HELLO I've heard about you. Let it never be said that there aren't some good people left in the world. HELLO There's never been anyone like you. HELLO Is everyone from the Vault as kind as you? HELLO Where is this damn place? HELLO I swear it was this way! HELLO What are you lookin' at? HELLO What do you want? HELLO Talk! HELLO What? HELLO If you're gonna talk, talk! HELLO Yeah? HELLO All dead! They're all dead! HELLO Get it away! My mind, it's burning! HELLO No, no! Under my skin! It's under my skin! HELLO Get out! Go away! HELLO Here's the G.E.C.K. Our bargain is complete. HELLO I suggest you remain outside the lab area. The radiation leak is severe. HELLO It's good to walk these halls again. HELLO Many of my stupider brethren are about. Be cautious. HELLO We still have some distance to cover. Stay close. HELLO Free! I'm finally free! HELLO This would go easier if you'd just surrender. HELLO You're just making this harder on yourself. HELLO The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, it seems. HELLO I never saw you. HELLO Better not let anyone else see you, son. HELLO Better not let anyone else see you, missy. HELLO You were never here. HELLO Hey, Chief. Any news? HELLO Hey, John. Anything? HELLO What's up, Stevie? Anything to report? HELLO Hi Herman. Seen anything? HELLO Anything to report? HELLO You got anything? HELLO Ah, young sir! How very good to see you again. I do suppose you�re looking for your father the doctor. HELLO Ah, young madame! Very good to see you again. I do suppose you�re looking for your father the doctor. HELLO Tsk tsk tsk. I�m afraid you�ve missed him. I believe he�s gone topside for a spot of fresh air! Should be back any moment, I�d imagine! HELLO You're the one everybody's looking for, right? Well it's none of my business. Your dad always took good care of us. HELLO You oughtn't be wandering around down here alone. It isn't safe, you know. HELLO This Vault's been going to pot ever since that young Alphonse took over. HELLO Sorry, darling. I'm on a mission of mercy... for me! HELLO What's your problem? HELLO You're funny looking. HELLO Are you talking to me? HELLO Um. Yeah. Please go away. HELLO Why don't you take a holodisc picture? It'll last longer. HELLO Yeah, what's up? HELLO Eyes up here please. HELLO Careful! The floor may still be a bit wet over here. Wouldn't want you to slip and crack your skull open, now would we? HELLO Good morning to you, sir! HELLO Good morning to you, miss! HELLO Good morning! Stopped in to see the old man before class, eh? HELLO Good luck on the G.O.A.T. HELLO Morning, pal. HELLO Back off. HELLO Not real... Not real... HELLO It's in there. Has to be. Has to be in there. HELLO You. You can find it. You're not supposed to be here. He can't stop you. HELLO Lookin's free, the rest will cost ya. HELLO Got something on your mind? HELLO Don't look at me like that. HELLO Got a problem? HELLO Welcome to Moriarty's Saloon. HELLO Looking for a drink? You've come to the right place. HELLO S'matter? Never seen a Ghoul before? HELLO Yeah, what the hell do you want? HELLO You want something or you just looking to get your ass beat? HELLO This better be important. I'm a busy man. HELLO So, what is it now? HELLO If you need something from me, spill it. HELLO Information I got... but it'll cost you. HELLO Well... well. Look at what we have here. HELLO Fight the Good Fight, brother. HELLO Fight the Good Fight, sister. HELLO If you're here to help, you got Three Dog's ears. HELLO Don't worry, the Three Dog doesn't bite. HELLO You're safe up here, no worries. HELLO Welcome to the eyes and ears of D.C. HELLO Get away from me, you jerk! HELLO Oh, hey there. HELLO Back again, are we? How marvelous! HELLO Elder Lyons, SIR! HELLO Elder on deck! HELLO Good work! HELLO Snake life forever. HELLO Hey, honey. HELLO Hey, pal. HELLO She is looking a little heavy. HELLO Back off, kid. This is Tunnel Snake business. HELLO I've got other things to do. HELLO Get out of my face. HELLO Have a nice day. HELLO Hello, sir. HELLO Hello, ma'am. HELLO Move along, please. HELLO How may I serve you, master? HELLO How may I serve you, mistress? HELLO Another glorious day in this man's army! HELLO Mayor said to let you in alive, but he didn't say you had to stay that way. Watch your step, mungo. HELLO I don't know why RJ's letting you back in, but if you touch any of my kids, I'll make sure you never have any of your own. HELLO I know MacCready let you back in, but you stay out of my classroom, understand? HELLO Hey, why don't you stick around and start a ruckus again? I think your corpse would be great fertilizer for the fungus. HELLO Watch out, jewk! HELLO I'm not supposed to talk to bad people. HELLO Come on, start something again. I dare you. I double dog dare you. HELLO I put up with Zip's shenanigans, but I'm not having it from an outsider. Keep your hands to yourself, this time. HELLO Wanna hear a joke? A guy walks into a town of kids and causes trouble. Then they shoot him to death. Get it? Watch out, or you will. HELLO Wanna hear a joke? A girl walks into a town of kids and causes trouble. Then they shoot her to death. Get it? Watch out, or you will. HELLO Hey, you hurt any of my friends today? Because it's like this bad habit you've got. I figure I can cure it if I shoot you some, okay? HELLO Ain't had enough, huh? Well, stay in line and everything'll be a-oh-fucking-kay. HELLO Business is always welcome in Canterbury Commons. Even business with people like you. HELLO We take property crime very seriously around here. I don't want to hear about any more trouble from you. HELLO I don't know why you're still allowed back, but stick in line. Or else. HELLO I've got my eye on you. HELLO Just stay calm. We don't need any more trouble here, okay? HELLO I oughta toss you off this ship for what you did, but the boss says Rivet City has to forgive and forget. Still, I'm watching you. HELLO After what you did, I don't trust you. Stay clean or I'll heave you overboard. HELLO Rivet City doesn't need any more deaths. The Council says I gotta let you be here, but one false move and you're gone. HELLO You're here because I convinced the Council your business was worth the risk. Don't disappoint me. Oh, and don't kill anybody else either. HELLO You're a lowlife, but if you keep your nose clean, we'll let you stay. HELLO You're a petty criminal, but I'm willing to give you another chance. Don't disappoint me. HELLO I remember what you did. This time you'd better respect other people's property, or I'll have to keel haul you. HELLO People like you are bad for business. This time you'd better follow the rules. HELLO I oughta tear you a new asshole for what you did to her. Do your business and get outta here. HELLO Hey, clown shoes. I remember what you did before. Keep you hands where I can see them. HELLO You watch yourself. You cause any more trouble and you'll be dead. HELLO Any more funny business and we'll kill you. HELLO Watch yourself. I don't want to have to kill you, but I will if I have to. HELLO You better behave. Gustavo's guards are swift to take care of trouble. HELLO Watch your manners. HELLO You better not cause any more trouble. HELLO So many failures. Must try more. HELLO Must guard the birth place. HELLO Need more stuff to make more us. HELLO Fox talks too much. HELLO Must find the Human. HELLO Stupid small Humans, not enough meat. HELLO Check the top place. HELLO Keep lookout. Human is here. HELLO Stupid Fawkes! Talks like the Humans! HELLO Stay strong. HELLO We are the law. HELLO Stay on the right side of the law. HELLO Always good to see a new face in the fight. HELLO You should talk to Sonora. HELLO Well, hello there. I heard we might be getting a new recruit. HELLO Let your heart guide your hand. HELLO May your powder stay dry. HELLO Good to see you again, partner. HELLO We are pleased to see you again. HELLO And what do you have for us today? HELLO If it isn't our old friend... HELLO So good to see you. Are you ready to deal? HELLO Come in, come in... HELLO Ah, yes. We've been waiting for you... HELLO ... HELLO That was some nice shooting. Taking out a Behemoth single-handed! HELLO Just hold still. Your left stablizer's been knocked loose. HELLO If you keep turning like that I'm going to crack your casing. HELLO I've almost got it. HELLO Ah, I think I've found the problem. HELLO Don't be such an old woman. Just a few more adjustments and you'll be as good as new. HELLO Try it now. I think I've got it this time. HELLO Mom, are you crazy? What are you doing? Are you okay? HELLO Come on, Mom, it's not safe out here. HELLO May I take your order? HELLO I'm so nervous! Just think. Diego and I will be husband and wife. HELLO Caleb, have you been practicing your reading? HELLO Do you think the Slavers know where we are? HELLO Is everything quiet out there? HELLO Four Score! Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? HELLO You are truly a good person. So many others refused to help us. HELLO Good day, sir. HELLO Good day, ma'am. HELLO Hello, ma'am. How goes your studying today? HELLO Pardon my intrusion, sir. Is there anything you'll be needing today? HELLO Excuse me, sir. Our food is running low. Three days, maybe four at best. HELLO Begging your pardon, ma'am. Is there anything you need? HELLO Good dog, Four Score. You love Bill just as he is, don't you? You don't go judging a man like them others. HELLO Go talk to Hannibal, stranger. HELLO Thanks for the picture. It's given me a lot to do. HELLO I've almost finished that book, Alejandra. Maybe you could tell me what it means tonight. By the fire. Together. Alone. HELLO Can we have something other than iguana tonight? Anything? HELLO The head is done, but I'm still trying to fix the saying. I wish I had a better picture. HELLO I'd still like to learn how to shoot, Simone. Will you have time tomorrow? HELLO Hey, Four Score. I don't have time to play fetch today. Go bother Bill. HELLO You don't look like a runaway. HELLO We are grateful for any help you can give us. HELLO Have you found any references to Lincoln's Memorial? Caleb is still struggling with the translation. HELLO Bill, I have some sewing for you. Look in my room. HELLO Tomorrow take a break from the Lincoln work. We need the crumbling wall fixed. HELLO Bill found some ammo yesterday. Only a clip and a half, but it's better than nothing. HELLO Come, boy. If you're good today, I'll give you a treat. HELLO Well, who do we have here? HELLO You'd like Paradise Falls. Help me out and I'll take you there. HELLO Keep moving. Mister Walker is waiting. HELLO I wish those runaways would show up. I hate this waiting. HELLO What are you looking at? HELLO Stop gawking. You don't want to piss of Mister Walker. HELLO You'd fetch a pretty penny. HELLO I'm keeping an eye on you. HELLO I suppose you aren't as bad as I thought. Most Wastelanders wouldn't have agreed to help us. HELLO Watch your step. HELLO You should get your face out of those books and learn how to shoot before somebody puts a collar back on you. HELLO Out of my way, puke. HELLO Lincoln's head looks good, Caleb. You should be proud. HELLO Thought I saw a Super Mutant out past the road. I took a shot at it, and it ran away. HELLO Out of my way, mutt. HELLO Humph. HELLO Hurry up. HELLO Time is wasting. HELLO Find him! HELLO Hello, there! HELLO How do? HELLO Heya! HELLO 'Scuse me! HELLO Hey. HELLO How's it going? HELLO I got my eye on you. HELLO No need to look so nervous... right? HELLO
HELLO Hey, move. HELLO Morning, sleepyhead! Sleep well, boy? HELLO Rise and shine! How was your night, my boy? HELLO Day go well for you, my boy? HELLO Evening! Get a lot of work done today, boy? HELLO How're you doing, boy? Is everything all right? HELLO Hello, Dom. Everyone behaving themselves? HELLO Dom. Any news I should be worried about? HELLO Go away! HELLO Umm... Hi, miss. I mean, Machete. Things okay with the, umm, guarding? HELLO Hey, Machete. You on guard? I mean, of course you are. I mean, umm, never mind. HELLO Hey, Derek. You did some fine work out there with those Brahmin. HELLO Derek, been hearing good things about your work with the traders. Way to go, man. HELLO Eating right? Hope so. HELLO Ernest, the good news is we ain't dead, yet. HELLO Ernest, I've seen worse nights. But we aren't dead yet, and that's always a good sign. HELLO Hey, Machete. Report in. You see anything odd out there? HELLO Machete, what's the word from your watch? HELLO All clear out there, captain, sir! HELLO Nothing I couldn't handle, captain, sir! HELLO I'm not sure what to think about it. HELLO It sure is shiny. I'm not sure I like it though. HELLO What do you think it wants? HELLO What's it doing out here? HELLO Think we should shoot it? Enclave tech... HELLO I've got half a mind to salvage it. Broken when we found it, heh heh. HELLO Damned survival guide. Must have been written by idiots! HELLO Why don't you find your own hunting ground? HELLO Greetings, fellow survivor! HELLO Leave. I'm busy. HELLO I told you to go. HELLO You haven't seen any of those keys, have you? I seem to have lost one. HELLO Hi. How are you today? HELLO Are you okay? HELLO What are you doing? HELLO Hey. Anything going on? HELLO Howdy mister. HELLO Hi there, miss. HELLO Hello. HELLO Hi. HELLO Hi there. HELLO What? HELLO Hi. HELLO Hey. HELLO Morning. HELLO Evening. HELLO How are you? HELLO Nice to see you. Doing well, I hope? HELLO How are things? HELLO And how are you this fine day? HELLO I knew you'd come back to visit. HELLO Welcome back to Girdershade! HELLO Swing that thing, sister! HELLO When I look at you, I see two reasons that make me happy to be a man. HELLO What are you looking at? HELLO Got something on your mind? Spill it. HELLO Yeah, what? HELLO We owe you so much. The Memorial will be a beacon for slaves everywhere. HELLO Everyone is grateful for what you've done for us. HELLO The Slavers will have some goddamn respect for now, huh? HELLO It's going to take a lot of work to repair the Memorial. Thanks to you, I'll get to do it. HELLO You're a hero to everyone here, sir. HELLO You're a hero to everyone here, ma'am. HELLO We sure did a number on Hannibal and his abolitionists. HELLO Those Temple Union slaves got what they deserved. HELLO When I look at you, I see two reasons that make me happy to be a man. HELLO Swing that thing, honey! HELLO Whoa baby. Slow down a second. HELLO Got something you wanna' say? HELLO You find the soda, I pay up. Life couldn't be simpler. HELLO What the heck do you want? HELLO Ice cold Nuka-Cola... there's nothing like it in the world. HELLO Nothing beats the taste... the taste that'll knock you out! HELLO Hope you met Ronald, he's such a sweetie! HELLO I am so thirsty. I hope you have something for me. HELLO Hey! Anything I can do to help, just ask. HELLO Oh come on, what do you have to lose? HELLO Shhhh! The tour is in progress. HELLO Well hey there, stranger! HELLO Allow me to take you on my Nuka-Cola Tour. Won't take long, I promise! HELLO
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HELLO Umm... hello there. Right! Uh, don't mind me then. I'm uh... just practicing my hunting skills. Keeps me young and all that. Right. Goodbye now! HELLO Umm... hello there. Right! Uh, don't mind me then. I'm uh... just practicing my hunting skills. Keeps me young and all that. Right. Goodbye now! HELLO Dashwood. What the hell are you skulking about for? HELLO Dashwood. What the hell are you skulking about for? HELLO Hey! What are you up to old man? HELLO Hey! What are you up to old man? HELLO Ahem. Dashwood. Don't do anything stupid. HELLO Ahem. Dashwood. Don't do anything stupid. HELLO You feeling alright, Daring? You having a flash back or something? HELLO You feeling alright, Daring? You having a flash back or something? HELLO You're behaving rather oddly, Mister Dashwood. Perhaps you should go lie down for awhile. HELLO You're behaving rather oddly, Mister Dashwood. Perhaps you should go lie down for awhile. HELLO Are you alright, Comrade? HELLO Are you alright, Comrade? HELLO Daring! What on earth are you up to? HELLO Daring! What on earth are you up to? HELLO You're up to something. I can tell. HELLO You're up to something. I can tell. HELLO Daring! What the bloody hell are you up to this time? HELLO Daring! What the bloody hell are you up to this time? HELLO Mr. Dashwood. Perhaps you should go take a nap, dear. You're acting rather peculiar. HELLO Mr. Dashwood. Perhaps you should go take a nap, dear. You're acting rather peculiar. HELLO Daring... you're up to no good, aren't you? Naughty, naughty old man! HELLO Daring... you're up to no good, aren't you? Naughty, naughty old man! HELLO What are you doing, Dashwood? HELLO What are you doing, Dashwood? HELLO Hello Chief Gustavo. You are looking positively fabulous today. HELLO Hello there, Chief. You're packing a lot of heat, aren't you? HELLO Doctor Banfield! I haven't seen you in New Urban Apparel for quite some time. Aren't you afraid you've gone out of style in the meantime? HELLO An outfit a day keeps the frumpy away, eh doctor? Come visit me soon. HELLO How are you, Mr. Cheng? HELLO How is Mrs. Cheng these days? HELLO Ah Lydia, darling. How's that old antique shop of yours doing these days? HELLO Lydia, darling. What's wrong? You're looking rather frumpy today! HELLO So, tell me. How are things? HELLO You haven't stopped by the Urban Apparel in a while. HELLO So, are you still hiding from that husband of yours? HELLO Mrs. Cheng! Wouldn't you like a brand new outfit from Urban Outfitters? With a fabulous make-over, perhaps Mr. Cheng wouldn't recognize you! HELLO I bet you exercise a lot, huh? HELLO Hi there! That's quite some ordnance you're packing, isn't it! HELLO If you're tired of sleeping in those barracks, let me know. HELLO You got anything to report, Ling? HELLO Doctor. I trust everything's okay? HELLO Wellington. You and your wife getting along alright? HELLO Dashwood. You're staying out of trouble, I hope? HELLO Cheng. Sorry I keep missing your Neighborhood Watch committee meetings. Keep up the good work, though. HELLO Ms. Montenegro. How are things? Any suspicious activity you'd like to report? HELLO Ms. Primrose. The next shipment of food stuffs might be delayed. I was chatting with the caravan guard. Seems the Raiders have gotten rather bold. HELLO Hawthorne. We've gotten a few complaints. Having trouble sleeping recently? HELLO Mrs. Wellington. HELLO Ms. Lancaster. How is the tower's favorite resident? HELLO Ms. Cheng. How are you today? HELLO I got a spot of blood on my labcoat recently. Any chance you've got something that'll take that out in the wash? HELLO You feeling alright these days Anthony? It's time we do a regular check up soon; it's been a while. HELLO Chief. There's something we should discuss. There's been an increase in "accidents" among your crew. I'm afraid someone's going to get really hurt. HELLO Chief. How're things out there in the Wasteland? HELLO Hello Lydia. How are you faring these days? Did those pills finally help you start to relax? HELLO Lydia. Don't suppose you can scrounge up a few more holodisks for me? HELLO Margaret, you work too hard. I might have to prescribe a vacation for you. HELLO Don't work too hard! HELLO Susan, I haven't seen you in a while. Shouldn't you be coming in for a regular "check up" soon? HELLO How are you feeling today my dear? HELLO Ms. Cheng. I'm worried about you. You're always seem so high strung. Stress is bad for the heart, you know. HELLO You finding some time to relax, Ms. Cheng? HELLO Still keeping the Wasteland at bay, Chief? HELLO Ms. Primrose. How are you today? HELLO Millicent, have you ever thought of making friends with the other ladies in the Tower? Not that I mind your constant company, or anything. HELLO Are you SURE you don't want to make friends with the other ladies? You know, crochet, or gossip, or whatever it is ladies like to do together? HELLO Are you happy, dear? HELLO You've something on your mind, dear? HELLO Oh. Hello there Susan - er, I mean, Ms. Lancaster. I hope all is well. HELLO Um... hello Susan. Er.. Ms. Lancaster, rather. Pardon my momentary lapse of manners. HELLO Still pushing back the borders of the Wasteland, Chief? A never ending task, that. Ah. But some days I do miss a good adventure. You're lucky sir! HELLO Good Chief Gustavo! Anything interesting happening out there in the Wasteland? HELLO How's that manifesto of yours coming along, Comrade? HELLO Still having issues with your computer, Comrade? HELLO How's the cafe holding up these days? I must say, your new menu is superb. You are a fine chef! HELLO Hello Margaret. You holding up, child? You slave in that kitchen all day for us lazy retired folk. Ever thought of taking a little break? HELLO Hawthorne! You going to come up for air soon? You're going to drown yourself if you're not careful! HELLO I've heard Margaret's cafe is running low on pickles. You better not let her catch you, Hawthorne. You might wind up in someone's sandwich! HELLO Hey girl. How are you doing? You need to slow down and pace yourself, or you'll be old before your time. Like me! HELLO Marry me, Susan? HELLO You manage to shake your husband again? Good show! If you'd like, I can show you some stealth tricks I picked up in my adventures. HELLO I hear Irving's having a bit of trouble with his computer? HELLO Comrade. Do you have something that will make me, you know, look attractive? HELLO Comrade, how are you doing? HELLO Comrade Gustavo! How are things? HELLO Comrade Gustavo! HELLO Comrade Dashwood. Do you know much about computers? My computer is not cooperating with me lately. HELLO I've been thinking about taking up adventuring as a profession. What would I need to know before I do that, comrade? HELLO Comrade Lydia, do you have something in your shop that my wife would like? HELLO You have a nice shop, comrade Lydia. HELLO You make the BEST sandwiches ever, comrade Margaret! HELLO I think sometime soon I'll try that Iguana Bits sandwich Mr. Tenpenny is always ordering. HELLO Comrade Hawthorne. You seem to get along okay with the ladies. What's your secret? HELLO Cheers! HELLO Ummm. Errrr. Ahh... HELLO Su-su-susan! Hello! I uh... well. You know. HELLO Tiffany. Why are you always off doing your own thing? HELLO Tiffany? HELLO Anthony, darling, you're looking rather bloated today. HELLO I've got some ointment in the Boutique that should help with those bags under your eyes, love. HELLO There's nothing to worry about I presume, Chief? HELLO I trust everyone in the tower is healthy? No plagues to worry about, are there Doctor? HELLO Have you ever considered performing, what do they call it? Plastic surgery? You know, where you make people look young again? HELLO I've noticed some new items on the menu. HELLO One day, you'll have to teach me to cook. I've always wanted to learn, but never had the time. HELLO Ahhh. There's nothing like a nice glass of wine at the end of a long day, eh Michael? HELLO Here's to being rich, eh Michael? HELLO Not to pry, dear. But what is exactly the problem between you and your husband? HELLO Tiffany. A toast! Here's to stupid men and the women who love them! HELLO What will you be having for lunch, Mister Tenpenny? HELLO I'll need another order of hairnets, Anthony. HELLO You know, if they'd like to, your men could dine in the cafe. They don't always have to eat in the barracks. HELLO I'll send over something tasty for the men later. A special treat of some kind to let them know we care. HELLO Doctor, I've been meaning to ask you. Do you think it's safe to serve raw Mirelurk meat? It can be quite delicious. HELLO Have you noticed the newer, healthier additions to the menu, Doc? HELLO Here you are, hon. HELLO Bon appetit! HELLO Here you are. Sorry that took so long. HELLO Here you go. I hope you enjoy your meal! HELLO I made it just like you like it. Enjoy! HELLO Hey! I know you! Care to share a drink? HELLO Gustavo, pal. You need to lighten up a bit. Relax. Have some fun, right? Right. Life's too short for all that grumpiness. HELLO Daring... why do they call you that? Why not "Dash" or "Wood," or "Herb" for godsakes. I mean, that'd make more sense, wouldn't it? HELLO Daring. I've been meaning to ask. Was it hard to do all those adventures with the radio crew tagging along? I mean, it must have been distracting. HELLO Hey... Cheng. Why the hell do you call everyone "Comrade" all the time? HELLO Comrade. Come share a drink. HELLO Lydia! I've missed you! Come share a wee drinky with me. How was your day dear? HELLO I'm glad you're here. You're the only one that understands me. The rest, I think they are secretly laughing at me all the time. But not you. HELLO Susan. Why are you always so kind to me? HELLO I like spending time with you Susan. HELLO Mrs. Cheng. Take a load off, enjoy a glass of wine. Relax. You're so high strung, woman! HELLO Nothing like a fine glass of bubbly to make all things right with the world, eh Mrs. Cheng? HELLO Did you find any of the information I collected at all useful, Chief? HELLO Chief. I'm concerned some of your men have been sleeping on the job. Well not literally, I just mean, they don't seem that alert. HELLO Edgar, dear... HELLO Edgar... HELLO I trust you are still feeling satisfied from our last... "conversation?" HELLO Why, hello there! HELLO Hello Chief. HELLO I'm not feeling well, Doctor. HELLO Doctor Banfield... HELLO Why Edgar, darling. You're looking quite handsome today! HELLO Do I make you nervous, Edgar? HELLO Daring, I'm positively bored here! You know, I used to have quite a different life before Tenpenny Tower. Sometimes I long for a little excitement. HELLO Let's run away together, and have a real adventure! HELLO Irving. HELLO You must learn how to relax, Irving! HELLO You're always so busy. Why don't you take a day off once in a while? HELLO Where'd you learn to cook? Everything you make is so delicious. I'd just set the place on fire if I ever tried what you do. HELLO Michael... do you think I'm pretty? HELLO Do you ever find it stifling in this tower? Like the walls are keeping us in, rather than keeping the Wasteland out? HELLO Hey Anthony. I think I need a new dress. Something with a little color, if you got any thing like that. HELLO You ever been married before? HELLO What's the chance you or one of your men would trip and accidentally shoot my husband in the head? HELLO Hello there, Chief. I don't suppose there's any way you could, I don't know, SHOOT MY HUSBAND?! Make it look like an accident or something? HELLO Hey Doc. You got any poison pills in your hospital? HELLO Is it hard to tell if someone has been murdered, or just died in his sleep? HELLO You ever kill a man, Daring? HELLO Irving's always on that damn computer, typing away at his stupid projects. I wish I knew about computers. I'd erase that damn thing! HELLO I'm leaving. Bye! HELLO Lydia, have you ever been in love? HELLO Do you think it's possible to love someone too much? HELLO Are you happy with your life, Ms. Primrose? HELLO Is cooking fun? Maybe I should help you out sometime. You know, just to have something interesting to do? HELLO You're in here even more than I am. And I thought my life sucked. HELLO Nothing like a little ale to wash away the day, eh? HELLO I'm afraid I can't stop and chit chat. HELLO I'm afraid I can't stop and chit chat. HELLO Can I help you? HELLO Hello. HELLO Hello, dear. HELLO Hi. HELLO Hey. HELLO Help! Bomb! HELLO Help me! HELLO My God, it's about to go off! HELLO You can do this. HELLO Here we are! HELLO Good, you're here! HELLO Go on. Jonas is waiting for you downstairs. HELLO How's it going, sweetheart? HELLO How's it going, pal? HELLO So what do you think we should call our gang? It's got to be totally killer, though. HELLO Come on, Wally. You always have good ideas. HELLO Show us how smart you are, Wally. What should we call ourselves? HELLO Hey, Paul, your hobby's open. Whoa, that's your hobby? Ha ha ha ha! Now quick, give me an idea for what to name our gang. HELLO Um. What about the "Tunnel Rats"? Or aren't rats tough enough? HELLO Hmm. Snakes are cool, right? The Vault Snakes! What do you guys think? HELLO Maybe... the Vault Rats? You guys like that? HELLO Come on, you guys can do better than that. We need a good name! HELLO You guys are dumb. Somebody's got to have a better idea than those. HELLO Ah man, you got a Pipboy. I wish I was ten. HELLO Thanks for inviting me to your party. HELLO What are you looking at, dork-face? HELLO Hey there, butt-breath! Ha ha ha. HELLO Nice Pip-Boy. What is that, one of the 3000A models? What a piece of junk. I think you have to wind it up every morning. HELLO Look Butch, I don't think his puny arm is strong enough to lift that Pip-Boy. HELLO Look Butch, I don't think her puny arm is strong enough to lift that Pip-Boy. HELLO Buzz off, pipsqueak. HELLO Hey, happy birthday, nosebleed. Ha ha ha. HELLO I didn't bring you a present, if that's what you're wondering. HELLO Just because I came to your party doesn't mean I have to talk to you. HELLO What are you looking at? HELLO Hey there, ten years old today, right? Happy birthday. HELLO Shouldn't you be in the diner at your party? HELLO Having fun? HELLO Wow, the Pip-Boy really makes you look all grown up. HELLO Come on, try to look like you're enjoying yourself! HELLO Sorry about Butch... Your Dad said we had to invite him. HELLO Happy birthday, dearie! HELLO How are you enjoying the party, Mrs. Palmer? I helped with the decorations, you know. HELLO Thank you for coming, Ms. Beatrice. I hope you're having a nice time. HELLO Do you think we surprised him? HELLO Do you think we surprised her? HELLO Daddy, I told you not to act all official. I know you were joking, but I'm not sure anyone else did. HELLO Thanks for coming, Stanley, I know you were busy with the water purifier. Everything's fine, I hope? HELLO Hi, Stevie. Great party, huh? HELLO Hello, Officer Gomez. I'm glad you could make it. HELLO Fun party, huh? HELLO Thanks for coming. Are you having fun? HELLO Are you having a nice time? HELLO Nice to see the kids having a good time, isn't it? HELLO Thanks for coming. It means a lot to both of us. HELLO Have you heard about Freddie Gomez? HELLO Did you see his Pip-Boy? What a clunker! HELLO Did you see her Pip-Boy? What a clunker! HELLO Enjoying yourself? HELLO Nice party. HELLO Happy birthday! HELLO George, I thought I told you to have a talk with Timmy about Old Lady Dithers. HELLO George, have you spoken to your son about Old Lady Dithers? HELLO What's the latest gossip from Mabel? HELLO So, heard anything good from Mabel lately? HELLO Hi, Martha. HELLO Say, Martha... HELLO Hi, Mabel. How's it going? HELLO How are you, Mabel? HELLO Janet... You think maybe we should have a talk about children? HELLO Listen, honey. Do you think maybe it's time we talk about having kids? HELLO Hello, dear. HELLO Hi, honey. HELLO Good day, George. HELLO Good to see you, George! HELLO Hi, Mommy. HELLO Hi, Daddy. HELLO Hi, Martha. HELLO Hello, Ms. Dithers. HELLO Hi, Mabel. HELLO Hi, Janet. HELLO Hi, Roger. HELLO Hi, Pat. HELLO Hi, George. HELLO [crying] HELLO Hiya. HELLO Good day! HELLO Hello! HELLO Beautiful day, isn't it? HELLO Well hi there! HELLO Good day. HELLO Good afternoon! HELLO Good day to you, young miss! HELLO Good day to you, young master! HELLO Hey you! Welcome back! HELLO It's the hero of Big Town! HELLO What the hell?! Oh it's you. HELLO Have you come to talk to me? HELLO Hurray! HELLO There he is! HELLO There she is! HELLO Oh it's you! Hello! HELLO Heya! HELLO Elder Lyons... HELLO Damn, Dusky. You're a beast with that rifle. HELLO Goddamn, Dusk. Pretty good shootin'. HELLO Hey hey, Dusky. How's it going? HELLO How's it comin' along, Dusky? HELLO Initiate waiting for orders, sir! HELLO Initiate reporting, Sir Dusk! HelloResponseHowAreYou Okay, I guess. HelloResponseHowAreYou Kind of bored, actually. HelloResponseHowAreYou I don't know. Fine, I guess. HelloResponseHowAreYou I feel kind of sick. Maybe I shouldn't have eaten that lizard. HelloResponseHowAreYou Do you ever dream about monsters? I do. HelloResponseWhatsUp I don't know. What about you? HelloResponseWhatsUp Just hanging around. What's up with you? HelloResponseWhatsUp Hanging around this boring place, as usual. HelloResponseWhatsUp Nothing. I'm bored. HelloResponseWhatsUp I don't know. HelloResponseWhatsUp Um. I can't remember. HireButch1 Hell yeah, I do! I could be out there and kicking butt in my own gang and everything. The Tunnel Snakes could ride again! HireButch1 Or, y'know, slither again. Whatever! HireButch2A What? A goody-two-shoes like you could never make it in a real gang! HireButch2A You want to hang with a Tunnel Snake like me, you gotta be hard. HireButch2A Whoa, hey, that's cool and all, but you're just a little too... intense, y'know? HireButch2A I mean, Butch is down for action, but you... You're a psycho! HireButch2A I really wish I could, man, but three's a crowd, you know? I'll just stay here for now. HireButch2A Tunnel Snakes rule! HireButch2A Yeah... yeah! You'd be perfect for my gang! You're in! HireButch2A Tunnel Snakes rule! HireButch2B Yeah, well what do you know? I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna have the biggest, toughest gang ever! HireButch2B Y'know... tomorrow. Once I round up a few more people... HireFawkes1A My friend, I would be honored to follow a hero such as yourself. Shall we go? Hit Head hurt! Hit Arm hurt! Hit Leg hit! Hit Son, I brought you into this world. I think you know the rest. Hit Honey, I brought you into this world. I think you know the rest. Hit Aggh! What in God's name is wrong with you? Hit Stop screwing around! Hit Bzzt. Hit Bzzt. Hit Bzzt. Hit Vvvvzzz. Hit Vvvvzzz. Hit Vvvvzzz. Hit Quit it! Hit That hurts! Hit Stop! Hit Ow! Hit Aggh! Hit Ahh! Hit Aah! Hit Ugh! Hit Don't push your luck, punk. Hit I'll remember that. Hit Don't mess with the Tunnel Snakes! Hit You'll get yours eventually, spaz. Hit It's going to be fun paying you back for that. Hit Ooof! Hit Ahh! Hit Argh! Hit I'm hit! Hit Ugh! Hit Damn! Hit Don't mess with the Tunnel Snakes! Hit You're going to regret that. Hit Not a good idea. Hit Cut that out! Hit Ow! Quit it! Hit What are you doing? Hit Ugh! Hit Argh! Hit Ahh! Hit My leg! Hit Get it off me! Hit Somebody help! Hit Help! Roaches! Hit Oh my God, someone help me! Hit Aaaaah! Hit Help! Aaaaaah! Hit Oh please help me! Hit Get them away from me! Hit Get away, you filthy thing! Hit Ow! That hurts! Hit Butchie! Help me! Hit What's happening? Hit Aaagh! Hit Aaah! Stop it! Hit Dad! Hit Alarm! Hit No! Hit My arm! Hit My eyes! Hit I'm hit! Hit Medic! Hit Taking fire! Hit Medic! Hit Ugh! Hit Oof! Hit Argh! Hit Ahh! Hit Ugh! Hit No! Hit Paaaaiiinn! Hit You pay for that! Hit Aggh! Wounded! Hit Ug! Hit Oof! Hit Yah! Hit My leg! Hit My arm! Hit Aggh! Hit Oof! Hit Fuck! Hit Ahh! Hit Goddamnit! Hit My fuckin' head! Hit My arm! Hit Agh! My leg! Hit Uuggh! Hit I'm hit! Hit Aggghhhh! Hit Ugh! Hit My head... Hit My arm! Hit Arm's hit! Hit Leg's hit! Hit Aggh! Hit Uggh! Hit I'm hit! Hit Taking fire! Hit Ooof! Hit Aggh! It's called Power Armor for a reason, freak! Hit Damn it! Hit Ow! Hit Blood! Aaah! Hit Aggh! Hit Oof! Hit Ahh! Hit I'm hit! Hit Taking fire! Hit You think that'll stop a Tunnel Snake? Hit Ow! Hit Oh, man! Hit You're asking for it, pal! Hit Hey, asshole, no fair fighting back! Hit Don't you know who you're dealing with? I'm Butch, punk! Hit You are in so much trouble now! Hit Okay, that's it! No more mister nice Butch! Hit Oh shit, that hurt! Hit What the hell, man? Hit That didn't even hurt. Hit You're gonna pay for that. Hit That the best you got? Hit Dammit, that hurts! Hit Arg! Shit! Hit Can I get some help over here? Hit Damnit! Hit This is preposterous! Hit You're just pissing me off! Hit Grrrr. Hit I just had this suit tailored! Hit Ahh! Hit Ugh! Hit Fuck! Hit Aggh! Hit Oh! Hit Ahh! Hit Ow! Hit Help! Hit I'm hit! Hit Damn! Hit Ugh! Hit Ugh! Hit Oof! Hit Oof! Hit Argh! Hit Argh! Hit Ahh! Hit Ahh! Hit Ugh! Hit Ugh! Hit Ugh! Hit Hmph! Hit Hmph! Hit Hmph! Hit Ugh! Hit Ugh! Hit Ugh! Hit Oof! Hit Oof! Hit Oof! Hit Argh! Hit Argh! Hit Argh! Hit Ahh! Hit Ahh! Hit Ahh! Hit Ugh! Hit Ugh! Hit Ugh! Hit Hmph! Hit Hmph! Hit Hmph! Hit Hey, shoot at the targets, okay? That's not a toy! Hit Careful with that, sport! Hit Whoa, that stings! Hit Ow! Hit This is your last warning before I kill you. Hit Once more and I'm going to have to kill you. Hit Hey, cut it out! Hit Ow! That hurts, you know! Hit That wasn't very nice. Hit Come on, stop that. Hit Don't do that again. Last warning. Hit What are you doing? Hit Watch it! Hit Ugh! Hit Aggh! Hit Ooomf! Hit Ooogh! Hit Don't do that again. Last warning. Hit What are you doing? Hit Watch it! Hit Cut that out! Hit I'm on your side! Hit What do you think you're doing? Hit Careful with that! Hit Grraa! Hit Aggh! Hit Uggh! IdleChatter Don't get me wrong, I love to cause trouble, but you go too far. IdleChatter So boring... IdleChatter No green stuff here... IdleChatter Getting hungry... IdleChatter Wish a buckethead would show up... I'd rip his legs clean off... IdleChatter
IdleChatter You've changed. I mean, bad is one thing. Evil is another. IdleChatter Did you really have to kill all of those people back there? They didn't seem so bad. IdleChatter I always knew that you were a teacher's pet. IdleChatter This do-gooder crap is for the birds. IdleChatter Man, you're just a little goody two-shoes, aren't you? IdleChatter I need some shades or something... IdleChatter
IdleChatter So... thirsty... IdleChatter Won't someone please... water... IdleChatter I can't take it anymore... please... help me... IdleChatter Please... God... so thirsty... IdleChatter It's so bright out here. IdleChatter Let's get inside. I hate it out here. IdleChatter Man. That creeps me out. That thing up there. You know, the sky. IdleChatter You're not gonna leave me here, are you? IdleChatter Let's head to that place in Rivet City for a drink. IdleChatter Being sober really sucks. IdleChatter Can we rest or something? IdleChatter
How do people breathe out here?
IdleChatter Man, I'm all itchy. IdleChatter What if someone's following us? IdleChatter Do you even know where you're going? IdleChatter Are you going the right way? IdleChatter This place gives me the creeps. IdleChatter Whew. Man, it stinks. IdleChatter I heard that there were dragons out here. You ever see one? IdleChatter You wanna get out of here? IdleChatter What was that noise? IdleChatter Hey! Did you hear that? IdleChatter Bo-ring. IdleChatter Man, it stinks. The vault never smelled like this. IdleChatter Be careful. IdleChatter This place is not safe. IdleChatter There may be danger here. IdleChatter
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IdleChatter Be cautious. IdleChatter Aww, aren't you cute? IdleChatter Can I have a better gun? IdleChatter
IdleChatter I wonder what Eulogy is doing... IdleChatter This place sucks. IdleChatter I'm bored. IdleChatter There's not a lot of cash in bein' good, you know. IdleChatter I didn't sign on with you so that we could be playing Santa Claus out here. IdleChatter What's goin' on here, kid? I thought you were some sort of badass. IdleChatter Goddamn cigarettes are getting' harder to find. IdleChatter What... what's happening? IdleChatter Why's everything all blurry? IdleChatter Whoa... what's going on? IdleChatter Man... am I out of smokes again? IdleChatter I could use a smoke. IdleChatter Hang on... just need to catch my breath... IdleChatter Goddamn collar on this armor is too tight... IdleChatter
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...is that blood?
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Dammit...
IdleChatter I forgot how fucked up everything was out here. IdleChatter Man, I'm glad to finally be away from Megaton. IdleChatter It's good to be out here again. Damn good. IdleChatter Hey! I found a... dammit. Never mind. It wasn't anything. IdleChatter C'mon. Let's get moving. IdleChatter What the...? Did I step in something? IdleChatter Thought I heard something... IdleChatter I think I've been here before. IdleChatter Too much open space out here. I don't like it. IdleChatter Up there. That's a good fuckin' spot for a sniper. Keep an eye out. IdleChatter I hope this place stays standin' long enough for us to leave. IdleChatter This floor don't look stable. IdleChatter Man, it stinks in here. IdleChatter It saddens me to see you behaving in this manner, my friend. IdleChatter The path of right action is the way of truth. Perhaps you need a reminder of this. IdleChatter You have strayed from your path, my friend. IdleChatter There is reason to be cautious here. IdleChatter Be aware of our surroundings. IdleChatter Though we may seem safe for the moment, it is fleeting. IdleChatter There is safety in mindfulness. IdleChatter Be aware of the present moment. IdleChatter We should be mindful. IdleChatter In all things, the calm heart must prevail. IdleChatter I'm here, at your back. IdleChatter Careful... IdleChatter Our steps must be measured. IdleChatter The air smells... dangerous. IdleChatter There are times that I feel the primal part of me pulling me away. IdleChatter We must walk softly. IdleChatter It's amazing that people trust you enough not to attack me. IdleChatter I'm concerned about this area. IdleChatter Sir, searching for targets. IdleChatter Scanning, sir... IdleChatter Sir, I am on the lookout. IdleChatter Your actions have become disturbing to me. IdleChatter This is a dangerous game that you play. IdleChatter We all stray from our path from time to time. I trust that you will return to yours. Soon. IdleChatter Make no mistake. Your father would be proud of what you've done. IdleChatter Your father would be proud of you. IdleChatter You are a credit to your father. IdleChatter You're on point. I shall back you up. IdleChatter Watch for signs of trouble. IdleChatter Helping the people of the Wasteland is of the utmost to the Lyons Doctrine. IdleChatter I've been here before... IdleChatter I remember this area. IdleChatter There may be hostiles in the area. IdleChatter Caution is advised. IdleChatter Is this relevant to the mission? IdleChatter Vigilance is advised. IdleChatter Be vigilant. IdleChatter Huh? IdleChatter Rusty old pipe! A fresh coat of paint is just what you need! IdleChatter That should just about do it. IdleChatter Let's go people. The Overseer's patience is... limited. IdleChatter There are no dishes in this house. Please go out and purchase more. IdleChatter Laundry is dirty and unfolded. Please purchase a washing machine and ironing board. IdleChatter Floors need sweeping. Please purchase broom and vacuum cleaner accessories. IdleChatter Damn, machine. Stop floating there and get moving! IdleChatter This robot is broken, all right. Damned if I know what to do about it... IdleChatter Maybe it's a servo error? Nah, that doesn't make any sense... IdleChatter You don't want to be the first class in history to fail the G.O.A.T., do you? IdleChatter Take your seats so we can get started. IdleChatter Come on, people. Find your seats. IdleChatter Let's not keep the Overseer waiting. IdleChatter Come on, Freddie! Finish up already. IdleChatter If I ever get my hands on that kid, so help me... IdleChatter Anyone could have told him the roaches would swarm if we shut the lights off... IdleChatter Damn roaches... where do they keep coming from? IdleChatter Please no more roaches. IdleChatter I can't believe it. Jonas... IdleChatter Lights'll be back on in a few more minutes. Few more minutes. IdleChatter What the hell has gotten into the Overseer? IdleChatter You won't see the Overseer out on roach patrol. IdleChatter I can't believe the Doc went out there. Rather shoot myself in the head. IdleChatter Damn that troublemaking doctor. IdleChatter It's all the Doc's fault. He never should have opened the door. IdleChatter I knew we should've never let him in. Said so at the time. IdleChatter Oh my God. Oh my God. IdleChatter They're everywhere... IdleChatter Please, no more. No more no more no more. IdleChatter Got to get a grip on yourself, Gloria. Get a grip. IdleChatter Freddie, do you understand what "pencils down" means? IdleChatter Freddie, it's multiple choice. You can't really still be thinking about it. IdleChatter I don't have all day, Freddie. The Overseer's waiting for these. IdleChatter Help! Bomb! IdleChatter Help me! IdleChatter My God, it's about to go off! INFOGENERAL Mabel sure does make some wonderful pies. She's a great cook. INFOGENERAL Oh, I was just looking at the new RobCo catalog. Some impressive things they're doing these days. INFOGENERAL I was thinking of having a cookout soon, since the weather has been so wonderful. INFOGENERAL Sure is a beautiful day today. INFOGENERAL Nothing like the smell of apple pie, is there? I can't get enough of it. InfoRefusal Do I look like I care? KellerFamilyHolotape1 Tina, it's me. Your brother? Alex? Listen, mom would kill me if she knew I was contacting you, but she's being an impossible bitch right now. KellerFamilyHolotape1 You have to come home. Do you understand me? This thing with China... it's not going away. We're going to try to get into one of those Vaults. KellerFamilyHolotape1 If that doesn't work, well... I have a backup plan. There's this secure bunker... another sort of vault... inside the National Guard Depot, and... KellerFamilyHolotape1 Look, no matter what it takes, the whole damn Keller family's gonna ride this storm out, but you've got to get your ass home. Now! KellerFamilyHolotape2 Paul, it's me. Tina. I heard back from my sister Candace. We couldn't get into a Vault. 101, 87, didn't matter -- all full to capacity. KellerFamilyHolotape2 But my brother Alex is a soldier and... he sort of stole the pass code for a secure Army bunker. He did it for the family. But they caught him. KellerFamilyHolotape2 Before they took him into custody, Alex he sent each of us one number of the four-digit code. That way, we all have to be together to get in. KellerFamilyHolotape2 He gave me number "5" -- the day of my birth. So I guess what I'm saying is... I'm still leaving. It's been fun. Kind of. KellerFamilyHolotape2 Oh, and I'm not pregnant. So no worries. KellerFamilyHolotape3 Mom, it's Candace. Oh my God, it's really happening. I can see the cloud... it's so big... Mom, I'm so scared. KellerFamilyHolotape3 I'm heading to the Vault now. I'll do whatever I can to get inside. My number of the passcode was "7," right? KellerFamilyHolotape4 Ralphie, son, this is your father! We can't get into the goddamn Vault without you! Get your ass over here now! My "4" is useless without you, boy... KellerFamilyHolotape5 Candace, it's Ralph. Tell dad there's no way in hell I'm spending nuclear Armageddon trapped with him in a fucking closet. KellerFamilyHolotape5 You can have my number. It's "6." Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a mushroom cloud to walk into. Have a happy holocaust! LamplightGreetingChoice1 You're big, and I don't have any big friends. You better just go out the way you came in. LamplightGreetingChoice2 I ain't kidding. You're not supposed to be here, so you better leave. LamplightHolotape1 My name is Carrie Delaney. I teach fourth grade at the Early Dawn Elementary School, in Washington, D.C. LamplightHolotape1 Yesterday, October 23, 2077, half the school went on a field trip to Lamplight Caverns. We were packing up to leave when� when everything went crazy. LamplightHolotape1 The caves started shaking, the lights went out, the kids started screaming. My God... Mister Pollack went outside to see what was going on. LamplightHolotape1 When he came back in, he told us what he saw. Clouds. Mushroom clouds. It's finally happened. The end of the world. LamplightHolotape2 We're all okay. If you can call being stuck in a cave with 82 terrified kids okay. Alive, anyway. But I don't know what the hell we're going to do. LamplightHolotape2 It's been 4 days. Claudia went out this morning to look around, and never came back. Then Mr. Cob went out to look for her, and HE never came back. LamplightHolotape2 So now there's only me, two other teachers, two of the parents who were chaperoning, and a few of the cavern staff. And all these poor kids. LamplightHolotape2 We've got enough food and water to last for awhile, I guess. But after that? I just don't know. We can't stay in here forever. Can we? LamplightHolotape3 Um... I guess this thing is working. I'm Jason Grant. I'm 10 years old. I'm in Mrs. Delaney's class at Early Dawn Elementary. LamplightHolotape3 A month ago, the big war came and everything was destroyed. Except us. We're still okay in these caves. Kind of. LamplightHolotape3 Mrs. Delaney went out this morning to get help, and she never came back. The other adults never came back either. So now it's just us kids. LamplightHolotape3 A lot of the others still cry every day. They're really scared. I'm not. There's nothing to be scared of, as long as we don't go outside. LamplightHolotape3 Nobody else wants to be in charge, so I'm going to try. Most of the kids listen to me already, so it should be easy. LamplightHolotape4 It's been almost two months, and we're all doing pretty good, even if we are all alone. LamplightHolotape4 There's a door that leads to a Vault, right here in the caverns. Every day we bang and bang, but they won't let us in. We can hear them in there! LamplightHolotape4 One time, a guy on the other side told us we were dead already. Fuck those grown ups. Fuck them all. We don't need them ever again. LamplightHolotape5 We've been in here for 3 months now, and it's way better than it used to be. Who says kids can't take care of themselves? LamplightHolotape5 Jason has done a really good job keeping everyone busy. He says if we want to survive, we need to work together, and work hard. LamplightHolotape5 A few of the kids have started saying we're like a whole new city. A city of kids. They call it "Little Lamplight." It's so cool. LamplightHolotape5 All of us voted, in secret, and tomorrow we're going to tell Jason that he's the city's first mayor! He's going to be so happy with us. LeaveDogmeat1
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LLAboutLamplight There's always one big sister or another who knows her way around a compress and a sewing needle, so we take care of most of the little scrapes. LLAboutLamplight And way back when, someone figured out that some of the plants and fungus around here absorb radiation. LLAboutLamplight The little ones don't like to eat their veggies, but they don't like to be sick, either. So we get by. LLAboutLamplight Well, back at the start, all the children had were the notes from the grown-ups that hadn't left yet, and a few books on caves from the store. LLAboutLamplight But after finding the vault, a few scavengers brought back holotapes for basic schooling. Reading, basic math, encyclopedias, that sort of thing. LLAboutLamplight We don't get many books anymore from the scav team, but I make sure to keep my own notes on the computer for whoever takes over after I leave. LLAboutLamplight Honestly? When we can't scavenge some from outside, we mostly scrape it off the walls and skim it off the water. LLAboutLamplight No, really. Most of our food comes from fungus that grows in these caves. It's not so bad when you get used to it, and we don't have much choice. LLAboutLamplight At least it's filling, so we don't have to eat much of it. But, man oh man, it tastes terrible. LLAboutLamplight Organized?! Have you walked around this place? It's pure anarchy! And I wouldn't have it any other fucking way. LLAboutLamplight We can't all stay here forever, so we've all got to leave eventually. And there's not much to look forward to out there. LLAboutLamplight So we have a good time while we're here, and the occasional ruthless little bastard like me makes sure it doesn't fall apart for the other kids. LLAboutLamplight2A Well, we all know the basics. Combat first aid, you know? But I've got the most experience at the tough stuff. LLAboutLamplight2A Bumble's been learning the most about the more complex parts of cutting and sewing. People tease her, but she's got a steady hand. LLAboutLamplight2A Of course, now she just needs to learn what you do and don't cut. LLAboutLamplight2A Mostly, whatever they want to learn. We don't have strict classes or anything down here. But it does mean they're interested in what I'm teaching. LLAboutLamplight2A But everyone learns the basics of fighting and shooting and survival - we've all got obvious reasons to be interested in that. LLAboutLamplight2A It's pretty hard to find, and I hear it doesn't grow in other caves. I don't know why it's here, but without it, we'd be goners. LLAboutLamplight2A "Think fungus just grows on trees? No, it grows in caves!" Ugh. Knock Knock came up with that one once, and now it's stuck in my head forever. LLAboutLamplight2A Doesn't take any work to get it to grow down here. All I have to do is collect and prepare it. Mostly, I try to get the stink off it. LLAboutLamplight2A It's not that complex. Any kid can say they want to be mayor here. It's just that most don't want to bother with the responsibility of leading. LLAboutLamplight2A Most of the time, they last until the kids get tired of them, then they get kicked out on their ass by the new mayor. One only lasted 5 minutes. LLAboutLamplight2A Of course, I've kept this place going strong for three years. To most of these kids, that makes me Mayor For Fucking Life. Fine by me, I say. LLAboutLamplight2B It is, especially for dealing with the low-level radiation we all get from the water. The fungus just soaks it right up. LLAboutLamplight2B But it doesn't help the rickets that keeps hitting younger Lamplighters. Believe it or not, I can make a treatment for that from extract of Buffout. LLAboutLamplight2B Actually, if you can talk MacCready into it, I'd be glad to trade some fungus for Buffout. But he'd have to say it was okay. LLAboutLamplight2B We entered all of the books and holotapes into the computer, but frankly, there are a lot of important subjects the vault's materials didn't cover. LLAboutLamplight2B I could wish for more, but we're probably still the best school in the Wasteland. Maybe the only school in the Wasteland, really. LLAboutLamplight2B They say the fungus grows in the pools where the first Lamplighters dumped the mungos. That's about the most they ever helped us. LLAboutLamplight2B I don't know how true that is, but I know sometimes the scav team comes back with this strange meat that tastes terrible, but the fungus loves it. LLAboutLamplight2B I don't know where they find that meat, but if you could bring some back, I'd be glad to trade fungus for it. Of course, MacCready'd have to okay it. LLAboutLamplight2B People change when they grow up, and we don't trust mungos living down here. So we leave for a place called Big Town before we get too old. LLAboutLamplight2B At least, that's the line Joseph teaches. But, really, we simply don't have enough space or food for everyone to stay here forever. LLAboutLamplight2B So I've got to exile some to avoid ruining the whole town. It's a fucking hard brutal choice to make, but that's the way we stay alive. LLAboutLamplight2B People change when they grow up, and we don't trust mungos living down here. So we leave for a place called Big Town before we get too old. LLAboutLamplight2B Kids who grow up fighting and surviving in Lamplight are better trained for the world out there than idiots who were pampered by grown-ups outside. LLAboutLamplight2C Well, until you come asking for a bandage, at least. LLAboutLamplight2C Glad I could help. LLAboutLamplight2C Sure. LLAboutLamplight2C About time. LLBackGateConv1 Hey, squirt! Hey, look at me when I talk to you. LLBackGateConv1 Hey, little Miss Sammy! Pay attention! LLBackGateConv2 What? LLBackGateConv2 Yeah? LLBackGateConv3 If you don't get me a new gun next time you're topside, I'm gonna pound you so hard you'll get another inch shorter. LLBackGateConv3 You getting a nickname any time soon? Maybe you can get one that helps people figure out you're not a girl. LLBackGateConv4 Someday, you're gonna get yours, Princess. LLBackGateConv4 Big jerk. LLBiwwyScavTeam I dunno. Evewyone just said they didn't want to keep wistening to me. LLBumbleByeBye Bye-bye, mister! I'm off on an adventure! LLBumbleByeBye Bye-bye, nice lady! I'm off on an adventure! LLBumbleJokeLaugh Ha ha ha! LLBumbleJokeLaugh You're funny, Knock Knock! LLBumbleJokeLaugh Ha ha... I don't get it. LLBumbleSlaver1A
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LLBumbleSlaver1A Mayor-Mac wouldn't ever let a slaver in here! You can't scare me! LLBumbleSlaver1A I'm gonna be big and tough like Lucy! And then I'm gonna go out on adventures and everything! LLBumbleSlaver1B No, I don't like the outside! LLBumbleSlaver1B I don't know. I'm not supposed to go outside. LLBumbleSlaver1C Well, okay. But only 'cause Lucy says I shouldn't go outside alone yet. LLBumbleSlaver2A Oh boy, an adventure! Let's go, let's go, oh pleeease, let's go now! LLBumbleSlaver2A I am too a big girl! Let's go see the outside! LLBumbleSlaver2B Awww. Well, maybe next time? LLBumbleStopFollowing I don't like the outside! I'm going home! LLClassConv1 Uncle Joseph, could you explain more about the outside? LLClassConv1 Uncle Joseph, I still don't understand what outside's like. Can you explain more? LLClassConv1 Can you tell me more about growing up, big brother? LLClassConv1 Joseph, what happens when a person grows up? LLClassConv1 I wanna know more about shooting. LLClassConv1 Anything you can teach me about shooting, Joseph? LLClassConv2 Penny, please. Now, as I was saying. Outside of this cave, the world is a lot bigger and more dangerous than it is in here. LLClassConv2 Sure, Bumble. Outside of this cave, the world is a lot bigger and more dangerous than it is in here. It's also got people who would hurt or kill us. LLClassConv2 Okay, Bumble, one more time. Outside of these caves, the world is hot, dry, and not very friendly. And there are monsters bigger than you or me. LLClassConv2 Well, it's really not something to be afraid of, Penny, despite what some say. You do get bigger and stronger, but it doesn't really make you stupid. LLClassConv2 Well, Penny, despite the stories, it's not really something to be scared of. We all do it, assuming we don't get ourselves killed, first. LLClassConv2 Honestly, Sammy, I think you know more than me at this point! I've heard some of the stories about you out on those scavenging trips, you know. LLClassConv2 Well, I think at this point, you'd be better at teaching that than I would! Eclair says you're an even better sharpshooter than he was. LLClassConv3 People don't have the same sort of safety and freedom to run around and play like you can here. They have to work hard for food and safety. LLClassConv3 Out there, grown ups - or "mungos" as we call them - do all sorts of terrible things to each other, like when they kidnapped Penny and Sammy. LLClassConv3 Well, then why you do have to go to Big Town when you grow up? LLClassConv3 Then why don't we let people stay here when they grow up? LLClassConv3 So I'll just hit the basics: treat every gun as if it's loaded, never point a gun at someone you don't plan on killing, and keep your ammo dry. LLClassConv3 So just remember the basics: guns aren't toys for playing with. Only use them to shoot people you want to kill. Anything else is a waste of ammo. LLClassConv4 Well... Because having them stay means they start trying to make rules all the time, and no one's liked that. It's tradition. Understand, Penny? LLClassConv4 Well, when we grow up too big, we need to go outside, where there's more space. That's why we go to Big Town, where we meet again as grown-ups. LLClassConv4 Yes, teacher. LLClassConv4 I know, I know. LLClassConv4 Thank goodness we're safe in here. We've got food, water, and most importantly, we watch out for each other. Does that make sense, Bumble? LLClassConv4 Things outside are very dangerous indeed, and that's why we fight so hard to keep our Little Lamplight caverns safe and free. Understand, Bumble? LLClassConv5 Yes, sir! LLClassConv5 I think so! LLClassConv5 Well, okay. LLClassConv5 I guess that makes sense. LLClasses It's great, but Bumble's always trying to bug him when he's trying to teach me. LLClasses She's just jealous because she doesn't have a brother anymore. LLClasses Yeah. What I don't like's being bugged when I'm trying to learn. LLClasses I hold open classes every morning for anyone who's got an interest in learning about a subject. Obviously, voluntary attendance is usually low. LLClasses I wouldn't normally let someone like you sit in, but since you saved Penny's life, it's the least I can offer. LLClasses Would you like to hear our history? It's something of a favorite. LLClasses I hold open classes every morning for anyone who's got an interest in learning about a subject. LLClasses Obviously, voluntary attendance is usually low, so I keep myself busy here and there. LLClasses You're welcome to sit in, of course. Would you like to hear our history? It's something of a favorite with the students. LLClasses I learned how to tie my shoes, and how to put out a fire, and how to put bullets into a gun! LLClasses Once my hands get big enough to hold one, Joseph says he's gonna teach me how to shoot for real! LLClasses Learning is fun! LLDirections Okay, where are you going? LLDirections Well, where to? LLDirections I should be able to do that. LLDirections I dunno. I still get lost sometimes. Things are really big. LLDirections No. Scram. LLDirections Where to, man? LLDirections To where, man? LLDirections Where? I've been just about everywhere down here, so I can get you to anywhere down here. LLDirections Where to, mungo? LLDirections What do I look like, your tour guide? LLDirExit Okay. LLDirFood Right here. Welcome to our fungus pools. Eat up! LLDirFood Just take the tunnel south of here and go right. You'll find the fungus pool grottos. LLDirFood Take that tunnel north and when you hit the fork, go left. You'll find the fungus pools easy enough. LLDirFood It's to the west of the entrance. Look for the grotto with the pools and stuff. LLDirHospital Yeah, that's me. I'm only on duties when I'm in the office. LLDirHospital In here, but only when Lucy's in her office. Talk with her when she's on-duty. LLDirHospital You know that office building near the entrance? When Lucy's at work in there, she's the one who patches us up. LLDirShop Whenever I'm at my treasure trove in the souvenir shop, I'll sell whatever you're looking for! LLDirShop Knick Knack's the one who's got the treasure trove of junk to sell. Ask him when he's in here. LLDirShop There's a souvenir shop just north of the entrance. That's where Knick Knack sells whatever else we can't use. Check there. LLDirVault87 You can only get there through Murder Pass, and we keep guards there to keep the little kids out. LLDirVault87 But if you want to have a look, it's north of the souvenir shop. LLEclairZipConv1 Hey, Zip. I got a question about your last scav trip. LLEclairZipConv1 Zip, can I ask you a question about last time you were out and about? LLEclairZipConv2 What's the matter, Eclair? Something wrong? Something taste funny? I was pretty sure everything was clean, I really was! LLEclairZipConv2 There a problem, Eclair? Everything's fine, right? We're not suddenly out of food, are we? I haven't been sneaking any snacks, I promise! LLEclairZipConv3 No, calm down, pop-head. Things are just fine. I just couldn't help but notice you didn't bring back any meat, like I asked. LLEclairZipConv3 Calm down, Zip. It's just that you didn't bring any kindling down for cook-fires. Only thing worse than fungus is cold fungus, know what I mean? LLEclairZipConv4 Oh, damn! I knew I was forgetting something! Okay, it won't happen next time, I promise! I double promise! I super duper- LLEclairZipConv4 Oh, man! I was gonna get some, but I got distracted! You know how I get distracted, right? I mean, it was just like when I found that all those rats- LLEclairZipConv5 Yeah, fine, just remember next time, okay? LLEclairZipConv5 Sure, whatever. Just don't get distracted next time, Zip. LLFirstMeetingResponseA New kids don't tend to walk up every day. We haven't had very good luck with visitors recently. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Anyway, I'm Stacey, and I guard the front gate. If you need in or out, I can take care of that. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Only people who use that gate are strangers. And most strangers aren't welcome here. LLFirstMeetingResponseA I'm Stacey, and I make sure strangers stay out. If the mayor hadn't let you in himself, I'd make sure you stayed out, too. LLFirstMeetingResponseA You saved Penny and Sammy and Squirrel? I can see why RJ let you in! Thanks, for all of us! LLFirstMeetingResponseA I'm Lucy, and I pretty much spend my days playing mommy around here. I spend a lot of time kissing boo-boos and making things better. LLFirstMeetingResponseA If you get a scraped knee or stubbed toe, come see me. Same if you get shot in the face or burns all over, but I can only promise so much. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Well, it's good that you're safe in here, now. The Wastes can be dangerous, although you look like you've done alright out there. LLFirstMeetingResponseA I'm Lucy, and I'm the closest thing we've got to a doctor around here. If you get yourself into trouble, see if you can drag yourself back here. LLFirstMeetingResponseA If you convinced RJ that you're safe, I guess I'll go along. But if you do start trouble, you'll regret it. LLFirstMeetingResponseA I'm Lucy, the doctor here. That means I handle the funerals, too. So much as look at a kid the wrong way, and I'll be seeing you again. LLFirstMeetingResponseA That was you? Well, my most sincere thanks, then. You brought my sister Penny back to me, and I couldn't ask more than that. LLFirstMeetingResponseA I'm Joseph, and if there's ever anything I can do for you here, just name it! LLFirstMeetingResponseA As the oldest kid in town, I spend most of my time teaching, but I do what I can to keep the kids clean and fresh-faced. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Say, if you're ever looking for a haircut, I'd be glad to offer my services. You only have to ask! LLFirstMeetingResponseA I'm Joseph, and around here, I might as well be the old wise man. Try not to interrupt my classes, and I think we'll get along just fine. LLFirstMeetingResponseA As the oldest kid in town, I spend most of my time teaching, but I do what I can to keep the kids clean and fresh-faced. LLFirstMeetingResponseA If you're looking for a haircut, feel free to ask. I'll do what I can. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Okay, either you're a dirty liar or you're some sort of freak. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Either way, you should fit in just fine around here! Folks call me Eclair, and I'm in charge of keeping this place fed. LLFirstMeetingResponseA You need a meal, you come ask me. There's not much to go around, and it all tastes bad, but it'll keep you alive, and that's good enough. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Oh, great. Maybe next, he'll take in a Deathclaw or something. And he'll make it the town mascot. LLFirstMeetingResponseA But anyway, yeah, thanks for bringing them back in one piece. Maybe now they'll learn to be more careful out there! LLFirstMeetingResponseA If you need what passes for food down here, look me up. Name's Eclair, and if you so much as snicker, I'll carve you up for steaks. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Oh, great. Maybe next, he'll take in a Deathclaw or something. He can make it the town mascot. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Anyway, my name's Eclair, and yes, I take care of the food here. Don't expect any scraps from our table. LLFirstMeetingResponseA It's nice to meet you, too. Did you come from the vault? I heard there's monsters down there. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Eclair told me once, one of them, they got him and bit him right in the face and that's why he's only got one eye. LLFirstMeetingResponseA But you don't look like a monster, and I don't think you'd bite anyone in the face. You look like a nice vault dweller. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Did you live in the old vault below? I thought nobody lives down there now because it was full of monsters. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Mayor doesn't let us go down there because when they went they didn't come back. LLFirstMeetingResponseA You don't look like someone who didn't come back, so maybe you didn't come from there. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Good! Glad we've got that settled. Stay out of my way, and there won't be any problems. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Oh, you think Sammy and the rest wouldn't have gotten back on their own eventually? I taught him better than that. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Well, if you're sticking around, you ought to know that I'm Princess, and I call the shots around here. LLFirstMeetingResponseA And don't forget it, mungo! LLFirstMeetingResponseA Well, if you're sticking around, you ought to know that I'm Princess, and I call the shots around here. LLFirstMeetingResponseA And don't forget it, mungo! LLFirstMeetingResponseA Oh, that was you? Nice work! I hope one of you grabbed some of their gear before you left - gotta make them pay for something like that. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Speaking of which, I'm Knick Knack, and I take care of the general store around here. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Which is to say, I collect a lot of stuff, and sometimes trade it for other stuff. That's pretty much a store, see? LLFirstMeetingResponseA In that case, I'm Knick Knack, and I take care of the general store around here. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Which is to say, I collect a lot of stuff, and sometimes trade it for other stuff. That's pretty much a store, see? LLFirstMeetingResponseA Oh, was that you? Nice work! I hope you got some good laughs out of it before you left - gotta make sure they know not to try that again! LLFirstMeetingResponseA Speaking of which, I'm Knock Knock, and I take care of the general morale around here. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Which is to say, I collect a lot of stories, and sometimes trade them to keep the others amused. Morale's better than less-al, see? LLFirstMeetingResponseA Always good to hear, but not even any fun trouble? Even a little? LLFirstMeetingResponseA See, I collect a lot of stories, and sometimes trade them to keep the others amused. A bit of fun trouble is always good for morale. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Morale's better than less-al, see? LLFirstMeetingResponseA That's good, they don't like me having my gun in town, so I gotta turn it in first, so if I had to shoot you you'd have to wait a bit. LLFirstMeetingResponseA My name's Zip. I don't think that's short for anything, because I don't know what it'd be short for. Zippy? Zipperick? Ziptholomew? LLFirstMeetingResponseA So yeah, it's good to meet you, big kid, and maybe you've got big kid stuff from up top. Do you have any Nuka-Cola, maybe? Yes? Please? LLFirstMeetingResponseA Oh, that's good because Mayor MacCready says I can't have my gun in town anymore, not since last time, but that was totally an accident anyway! LLFirstMeetingResponseA That reminds me, got any Nuka-Cola? 'Cause if I'm not gonna have a gun in town, then it must be okay for me to have more Nuka, right? LLFirstMeetingResponseA Anyway, everyone calls me Zip, you know, like a zipper, only not really like that because I'm not made of metal, but I do go up and down, I guess. LLFirstMeetingResponseA Good. Better stay that way, mungo. LLFirstMeetingResponseB It sure is! Nice work bringing them back. LLFirstMeetingResponseB You didn't happen to bring anything else back, did you? Stories, jokes, lessons for the folks here? LLFirstMeetingResponseB Speaking of which: I'm Knock Knock, and I keep people's spirits up down here. If you want to trade jokes, just knock knock on my door! LLFirstMeetingResponseB Being a jerk about it isn't necessary. In fact, if you've got any interesting stories from up there, and you're looking to tell them, let me know. LLFirstMeetingResponseB I'm Knock Knock, and I keep people's spirits up down here. If you want to trade jokes, just knock knock on my door! LLFirstMeetingResponseB But wait, you don't even know who I am yet! LLFirstMeetingResponseB Boo-hoo. You big baby. LLFirstMeetingResponseB You're still a mungo, and I still don't like mungos. LLFirstMeetingResponseB You want a party or something, you go pay some mungos to be your friends and they can all talk about how great you are. How's that? LLFirstMeetingResponseB Just give it a shot, mungo. You'll see plenty of my adult-sized stones when I'm pissing on your grave. LLFirstMeetingResponseB I don't threaten strangers - I shoot them. But since we're not strangers anymore, that's not a problem. Right? LLFirstMeetingResponseB I'm Stacey, and I take care of the front gate. If you're going in or out, I'll take care of it. LLFirstMeetingResponseB My name's not kid. It's Stacey. And I don't threaten strangers - just shoot them. LLFirstMeetingResponseB Lucky thing you're not a stranger anymore. Least, not as long as MacCready says you aren't. LLFirstMeetingResponseB You brought back Penny and Sammy and Squirrel? Well, I guess that does make you a pretty big hero. Thanks! LLFirstMeetingResponseB I'm Lucy, and I'm pretty much the mom around here. And that means I spend a lot of time kissing boo-boos and making things all better. LLFirstMeetingResponseB So, if you ever get any scrapes or bruises - or if you get shot, stabbed, or radiated - stop by and I'll do what I can, big hero. LLFirstMeetingResponseB Well, if you brought them back, then I guess that explains why RJ let you in. So, I guess that does make you a big hero. LLFirstMeetingResponseB I'm Lucy, and I'm pretty much mommy to the folks here. I try to keep them safe, and when that's not enough I patch up their cuts and bruises. LLFirstMeetingResponseB And when that's not enough, I make sure they get a funeral. Thanks for making sure I didn't have to do that for three more of mine. LLFirstMeetingResponseB Oh, is it? Well, I'm Lucy, and I'm the doctor in town. From the sound of it, I'll be seeing a lot of you. Or your work. LLFirstMeetingResponseB That was you? Well, you brought my sister Penny back, so sure, I'll call you a big hero. Thank you very much. LLFirstMeetingResponseB I'm Joseph, and as the oldest kid in Lamplight, I'm pretty much a teacher by default. I also try to keep the kids clean and fresh-faced. LLFirstMeetingResponseB I'm not sure if there's anything I can teach you, but if you need a haircut or the like, just say the word. And thanks again. LLFirstMeetingResponseB Well, if MacCready let you in, I'm sure he's got his reasons. LLFirstMeetingResponseB I'm Joseph, and as the oldest kid in Lamplight, I'm pretty much a teacher by default. LLFirstMeetingResponseB I'm not sure if there's anything I can teach you, but if you need a haircut or the like, just say the word. LLFirstMeetingResponseB You got that right! After our regular meals, I bet some of us would give that a shot! If we had a brahmin down here, that is. LLFirstMeetingResponseB Listen, my name's Eclair - don't laugh - and I'm in charge of the food down here. We haven't got much, but I do what I can to spice it up. LLFirstMeetingResponseB If you need a meal down here, just talk with me. You'll hardly even know you're eating cave mold. LLFirstMeetingResponseB Oh, really? So you're saying you brought back three more hungry mouths, too? Great, you're just making my day better and better! LLFirstMeetingResponseB Look, I'm Eclair, and I'm in charge of the crap we call food down here. And we've got precious little enough to go around as it is. LLFirstMeetingResponseB So, yeah, thanks for bringing those folks back alive, but don't expect me to throw you a big party over it. LLFirstMeetingResponseB That's a shame. I was going to serve yours with extra lung butter. LLFirstMeetingResponseB My name's Eclair, and I've dealt with bigger threats than you. So watch your step. LLFirstMeetingResponseB Oh, okay. Bye. LLFirstMeetingResponseB You don't look like a monster. Eclair says monsters are green or got all kinds of arms and you only got two and they're like mine. LLFirstMeetingResponseB You just look like a mungo, and Knock Knock says they don't eat people unless they're lost and have to. LLFirstMeetingResponseB Oh, you'll listen to me. Otherwise, I'll have my good pal RJ kick you out of the town. Or better yet, lock you in the vault. LLFirstMeetingResponseB So don't push me, new meat. Just nod and move on and I think we'll get along just fine. LLFirstMeetingResponseB Now listen up! I'm Princess, and I don't care what RJ says, when you're around me, I'm in charge. LLFirstMeetingResponseB Give me any trouble, mungo, and I can get you kicked out of here in a flash. Or worse. LLFirstMeetingResponseB It sure isn't bad! Nice work bringing them back. LLFirstMeetingResponseB You didn't happen to bring anything else back, did you? Gear, equipment, bric-a-brac? LLFirstMeetingResponseB Speaking of which: I'm Knick Knack, and I run the store down here. If you want to trade anything, come on by the Souvenir Store and we'll talk. LLFirstMeetingResponseB You don't have to be a jerk about it. In fact, if you've got stuff from up above, and you're looking to get rid of some of it, let me know. LLFirstMeetingResponseB I'm Knick Knack, and I run the store down here. If you want to trade anything, come on by the Souvenir Store and we'll talk. LLFood Okay, but only one serving. We've got too many mouths to feed already. LLFood Just the one scoop per day, pal. Too many mouths around here already. LLFood But at least that means you don't have to eat much of it, huh? LLFoodConv1 You know it, Eclair. Keeping the masses fed? LLFoodConv1 Ill have your finest mycelium, cubed and served in a savory sauce, Eclair. LLFoodConv1 A plate of your excellently prepared mycorrhizae, Eclair! LLFoodConv1 Food, please! LLFoodConv1 Hey, Eclair! What do you call a mushroom that knows how to party? LLFoodConv1 You know, Eclair, if I ever get a microwave oven, it's going right to you. LLFoodConv1 Got any food for me today? Because I'm really in a hurry and I really don't have time to come back later so how about some food right now? LLFoodConv1 May I have some food, please? LLFoodConv1 Can I have mine without much dirt on it? I think I'm allergic. LLFoodConv1 Hit me with some of that grub, fat man! LLFoodConv1 Gimme some food! LLFoodConv1 I'm hungry! Feed me! LLFoodConv2 Now you're just making up words, aren't you? Here's your standard. LLFoodConv2 So, cave fungus in sauce? Coming right up. LLFoodConv2 Just like you're keeping them alive, Lucy. Here you go. LLFoodConv2 Sure thing, dear. LLFoodConv2 Nice try, but you're still getting the same muck as everyone else. LLFoodConv2 Hell, I'd be happy with a clean set of spoons. Enjoy the meal. LLFoodConv2 Yeah, yeah, I know. Here's your "fun-guy." Should be as good as your jokes. LLFoodConv2 Yeah, yeah, I get it, Zip. Here, knock yourself out. LLFoodConv2 Calm down, Zip. It's not getting any blander. Here. LLFoodConv2 Sure thing, Penny. LLFoodConv2 Toughen up, Squirrel. The dirt adds flavor. LLFoodConv2 I can't believe you like this shit, RJ. LLFoodConv2 Just like you're keeping them alive, Lucy. Here you go. LLFoodConv2 Here. Now, get. LLFoodConv3 With a mouth as foul as mine, your shitty cooking fits right in. LLFungusDeal1 Yeah, I'll bet you've heard all about the "fungus in my cavern." LLFungusDeal1 But yeah, the cave's fungus, sure. It's good for food and medicine, and it's the main fucking reason we've stayed alive down here. LLFungusDeal1 So, you want a slice of that gray-green gold, huh? I think maybe we could come to an arrangement. What're you offering? LLFungusDeal2A Well, it lighten the load for our scav team out a lot. And since you're pretty much one of us, here's the deal... LLFungusDeal2A For every piece of strange meat or Buffout you bring in, you'll be repaid with one cube of fungus. You couldn't ask for a better deal. LLFungusDeal2A Talk with Eclair for the strange meat, or to Lucy about the Buffout. They've got uses for them. LLFungusDeal2A That's not a terrible deal. And it'd mean more of those dumbasses can stay safely down here, instead of scavving all the time. LLFungusDeal2A Okay, for every two bits of strange meat or Buffout, I'll make sure you get a piece of fungus. Not too bad, huh? LLFungusDeal2A I'll spread the word to and Lucy and Eclair. They've got uses for them, so they'll make the trade, and we'll all be happy, okay? LLFungusDeal2A More stuff for us, and more chance of you getting shot, stumbling back here, choking on your own blood while we point and laugh? Sounds good. LLFungusDeal2A How about this: for every three pieces of strange meat or Buffout doses you bring in, you'll get one piece of fungus. Take it or leave it. LLFungusDeal2A Just talk to Lucy or Eclair about what they need, and stop bothering me about it. LLFungusDeal2A Sure, right. And we'll just trust you to bring us plenty of clean food and medicine, and not to try to poison us and move in on your own. LLFungusDeal2A No, no deal, mungo. This is our fungus, and we haven't got enough to share with freaks like you. LLFungusDeal2B Oh, is that how it's going to be, then? Well then, how's this deal? LLFungusDeal2B Rather than you wasting the explosives to try to close all of our exits, just for us to burrow out again, you get my private stash of fungus. Here. LLFungusDeal2B But I wouldn't expect much goodwill in town after this, you shit-sucking mungo bastard. LLFungusDeal2C Oh, what-the-fuck-ever. Come back when you can make a decision. LLFungusTrade1 Excellent. I should be able to synthesize the proteins from this into something that'll fight rickets. Here's your fungus in return. LLFungusTrade1 Oh great! The fungus pools'll gobble this right up! LLFungusTrade1 Well, since you're practically one of us, okay. I'll tell the folks to trade with you on a one-for-one basis. Deal? LLFungusTrade1 I guess we can afford it. After all, the stuff you bring has been a help, all right. LLFungusTrade1 How about a two-for-one deal? Every two chems, or meats, or whatever you bring them, they'll give you a bit of fungus. That should be plenty fair. LLFungusTrade1 Excellent. I should be able to synthesize the proteins from this into something that'll fight rickets. Here's your fungus in return. LLFungusTrade1 Oh great! The fungus pools'll gobble this right up! LLFungusTrade1 Excellent. I should be able to synthesize the proteins from this into something that'll fight rickets. Here's your fungus in return. LLFungusTrade1 Oh great! The fungus pools'll gobble this right up! LLGuarding We used to have two guards here. Me and an older girl named Caps. LLGuarding But since the last time Raiders attacked, it's just been me. LLGuarding I really miss Caps. LLGuarding Now I am, yeah. But I'm a good guard, and no one's getting by me, now. LLGuarding Yeah. Right now, we don't even have anyone to cover me when I'm asleep. LLGuarding Now leave me alone, I've got to be ready for duty soon. LLGuarding It's so dull! Practically nothing ever tries to come through the back gate anymore, so I never get to shoot anyone. LLGuarding I wish I was at the front gate, but RJ specifically put me back here. Up front, at least there's a chance I can shoot some unwanted visitors. LLGuarding Which could have included you, mungo. LLGuarding Well, technically, I'm patrolling and "keeping the peace." LLGuarding Mostly that involves making sure people are happy and not getting into trouble. You can't very well keep the peace if you've already lost it, see? LLGuarding So - bam! Jokes! Wanna hear one? LLGuarding No, because Princess always bosses me around and there's never nothing to gun. LLGuarding That's all I'm gonna say while she's around. LLGuarding No, because Princess always bosses me around and there's never nothing to gun. LLGuarding She's always making fun of me just because she's angry all the time about her nickname and not being in charge and stuff. LLGuarding2A We don't use it much. We don't let many visitors in, and the scav teams usually use crawlspace exits to the surface, so they can't be followed. LLGuarding2A The only times this gate opens is when we've got big cargo to bring in or if we're letting in a mungo. Neither happens often. LLGuarding2A We usually use crawlspaces so mungos can't follow. This gate doesn't get used much, except letting in big cargo or mungos. Both are rare. LLGuarding2A We used to have two guards here, but we can make do with one, as long as I'm vigilant. We don't have much choice. LLGuarding2B You get used to it. Someone has to. LLJosephClasses2A Okay. Sit back, and I'll retell the history of our fine town to the entire class. LLJosephClasses2B Then, if you'll excuse me, I should get back to the rest of class. LLJosephHistory1 Long ago, children and grown-ups tried to live in peace. LLJosephHistory1 They protected us when we were young, and we helped them when they grew old, and the world was good. But it could never last. LLJosephHistory1 Three classes of us were on a field trip to the Lamplight Caverns when they destroyed the world. And some of them were trapped here with us. LLJosephHistory1 Some of the adults left for help. They never came back to us. LLJosephHistory1 Some of the adults were too clumsy for the caverns. They became bones in the rocks. LLJosephHistory1 Some of the adults stayed with us. They did terrible things. LLJosephHistory1 But we learned how to help ourselves, how to survive in the caves, and how to kill monsters. And then there were no adults left. LLJosephHistory1 Now, we're safe to play and enjoy the caverns, away from the world the mungos destroyed. LLJosephHistory1 And there's only one rule we have to follow: we have to leave before we become grown-ups. That way, we don't risk destroying our world like they did. LLJosephHistory1 It means we leave our friends behind, but we can meet again in the outside. And it means our home and friends stay safe in Little Lamplight. LLJosephHistory1 This is how Little Lamplight has survived since the war, and how we will survive until the world is rebuilt. LLKnickJunk Well, some of it's been around for a long time, back when we used to raid the old Vault. LLKnickJunk But that got too dangerous long before my time. Nowadays, it's just whatever the scavenging teams find and bring in. LLKnickJunk2A Well, they mostly focus on the essentials: food, medicine, ammo, and all that. And they travel light, fast, and stealthy, so they don't carry much. LLKnickJunk2A But sometimes they make a real find. Once, I remember they brought back a whole box of comics from some old shop. Still preserved in plastic, too! LLKnickJunk2A Those were some happy, happy days. Of course, they didn't last long around here, but they were made to be read and enjoyed, right? LLKnickJunk2B Well, it was long before my time, and nowadays the really useful stuff from it is all used by people in town. LLKnickJunk2B But I've heard stories about what was in there. Crazy technology and weird gas and all sorts of monsters. LLKnickJunk2C Thanks! Interested in making a trade? LLKnickJunk3A How would I know? The stories just talk about crazy things like supercomputers and magic boxes or whatever. LLKnickJunk3A Squirrel's the guy who knows technology. Heck, he's the closest to being able to go in there, anyway. LLKnickJunk3A I heard he once hacked the computer and took a peak inside the vault entrance before he chickened out and locked it up again. LLKnickJunk3B The big green mutants, of course. Don't you know? They breed down there! That's why we don't go in anymore! LLKnickJunk3B Long ago, they used to try to come up and take us away to eat, or whatever they do, but they learned it's not worth trying. LLKnickJunk3B We fight back hard, and now that we've got the back door barricaded, they haven't tried to come out for as long as I've been around. LLKnickJunk3C Probably. I don't think any of us have been in it for generations. Nowadays, we just keep it locked up tight. LLKnockJokes1A Prepare to be amused! LLKnockJokes1A Knock knock! LLKnockJokes1B Aw, come on. Knock knock! LLKnockJokes1pt1A Noah! LLKnockJokes1pt1B No it isn't. It's Noah! LLKnockJokes1pt2A Noah place where I can get some food? LLKnockJokes1pt2B Noah place where I can get some food? LLKnockJokes1pt2special Hey, that's good! I was just going to say, "Noah place where I can get some food?" LLKnockJokes2A Whoa, you really think so? Like, actually funny? Can you convince other folks to find them funny? LLKnockJokes2A Actually, most of our jokes are from an old book we found in the vault, called "Vault Boy's Big Book of Laughs for Kids." LLKnockJokes2A They're not really funny, but something about hearing them is a little comforting, you know? LLKnockJokes2B Gee, thanks! I have to admit, most of them aren't really funny. At least, not ha-ha funny. LLKnockJokes2B They're more like a tradition. Most of them were passed down from this book we found down back, called "Vault Boy's Big Book of Laughs for Kids". LLKnockJokes2B They're not really funny, but something about hearing them is a little comforting, you know? LLKnockJokes2C I know they aren't very funny. But that was a bit uncalled for. LLKnockJokes2C Most of them came from a book we found long ago in the vault, "Vault Boy's Big Book of Laughs for Kids." LLKnockJokes2C They're pretty dumb, but we all know them, and they're just kind of comforting. Sort of familiar, see? LLKnockJokes3A Oh, we've got lots of funny incidents. Like when Sammy shot the Raider who thought he was a girl, that sort of stuff. LLKnockJokes3A But we don't really get a lot of new stories from outside. The scav teams spend all their time hidden, so they don't get much news, see? LLKnockJokes3A I'd sure like to hear more tales from the great big outdoors, myself. Actually, if you hear any, feel free to tell me! LLKnockJokes3B That's only because you haven't heard all of the jokes from the book. Like this gem, "What's big, and red, and beats rocks?" LLKnockJokes3B "A big, red, rock-beater." Seriously. LLKnockJokes3B See? Now that's the dumbest thing you've ever heard! LLKnockTales1 Hell, why not? LLKnockTales1 Yeah! LLKnockTales1 Oh boy, tell me, tell me! LLKnockTales1 Sure, get it over with. LLKnockTales1 Might as well tell me. LLKnockTales1 Make it quick, Knock Knock. LLKnockTales1 Sure. LLKnockTales1A Oh, really? Tell me all about it! LLKnockTales1A Am I ever! Let's hear it! LLKnockTales1A Like crazy! Spill, spill! LLKnockTales1B Well, if you say so. But if you're ever looking for an audience, just let me know. I bet the town'd love to hear them, too! LLKnockTales2 So, the main character of our story, their father left in the middle of the night. Now, they're wandering the Wastes, searching everywhere for him. LLKnockTales2 So, our intrepid hero left a dull and boring life in their Vault, searching for fame and fortune in the wild Wasteland. LLKnockTales2 So, there's this dread demon of the depths that arose from deep within the earth to scour the wasteland. LLKnockTales2A So, you're like a three-legged dog, then? LLKnockTales2A Looking for your lost paw? LLKnockTales2A Hah! Anyway, what happened next? LLKnockTales2A Wow... That's some crazy bad timing. LLKnockTales2A I mean, that is to say, I'm real sorry to hear about your loss. LLKnockTales2A So, what happens next? LLKnockTales2A Inheriting the family business, huh? Congrats! LLKnockTales2A I sure hope it works out! You'll let me know, right? LLKnockTales2A
Oh boy... I can't wait.
LLKnockTales2A I sure hope so. Good luck! LLKnockTales2A That makes sense, I suppose. A good story can take a while to put together, you know? LLKnockTales2B Wow, that sounds like it took some guts. LLKnockTales2B Life down here might get dull, but I gotta admit, at least I don't get shot at. Well, not as much, anyway. LLKnockTales2B Tell me more! What's happened since then? LLKnockTales2B They work for you? Wow, they must think you're the most important mungo in the Wastes! LLKnockTales2B So, what happens next? LLKnockTales2B Enclave? Like the crazy man on the radio? I always knew there was something about that guy! LLKnockTales2B Well, go kick his ass for us all! You'll let me know how it works out, right? LLKnockTales2B Well, if you doom us all, who's going to hear about your story? LLKnockTales2B But if you save us... then you'll definitely be remembered! LLKnockTales2B Just keep that in mind, okay? LLKnockTales2B You can't let us down now! We'll see you soon after it all, I just know it! LLKnockTales2C A horror story, huh? So, are you here to terrorize evil, or is it a more generalized sort of terrorizing? LLKnockTales2C I mean, you wouldn't do anything to hurt someone who was faithfully telling your tale, right? Would you? LLKnockTales2C So... um... Whatever happens next, it's nothing bad to me, right? LLKnockTales2C But we already provide you with plenty of amusement already, right? LLKnockTales2C Like, enough so we don't have to end up as victims or anything? LLKnockTales2C Maybe I shouldn't ask, but I have to know...Is there more to this story? LLKnockTales2C I vote "save"? Please? LLKnockTales2C So... does this story have a happy ending? LLKnockTales2Exit Oh, come on! Please? I promise not to interrupt! LLKnockTales2Exit Well, if you feel like telling me more, you know where to find me. LLKnockTales2Exit Well, I gotta admit, the ending to a story's pretty important. LLKnockTales2Exit Well, if you ever want to share it, I'm right here! LLKnockTales3 Last I heard, he's still out there, wandering the Wastes. Who knows what we'll hear next about his story? LLKnockTales3 Last I heard, she's still out there, wandering the Wastes. Who knows what we'll hear next about her story? LLKnockTales3 After much searching, our protagonist finally found their lost father... but then he was attacked, and the father gave his life to save his child. LLKnockTales3 In the course of his death-defying adventures, our hero amassed an army. They're called "The Brotherhood of Steel," and they rule the Wastes! LLKnockTales3 They say the dread beast that walks like a survivor leaves behind a trail of corpses and desolation, and nothing can kill it! LLKnockTales3A That makes sense, I suppose. A good story can take a while to put together, you know? LLKnockTales3B Oh, come on! It was just one joke! LLKnockTales3B Well, if you feel like telling me more, you know where to find me. LLKnockTales4 They say he still wanders the Wasteland now, and woe to anyone who stands in his way! LLKnockTales4 They say she still wanders the Wasteland now, and woe to anyone who stands in her way! LLKnockTales4 But now, at long last, the wanderer has found a way of completing their father's legacy and saving the wasteland! LLKnockTales4 And now, our hero has turned their army towards fighting the grave threat of the nefarious Enclave, villains of the wasteland. LLKnockTales4 And even now, the dread horror of the Wastes holds in their hands the power to save the wasteland or to destroy it utterly. Ooh, scary! LLKnockTales5 Yeah, yeah, great story. LLKnockTales5 Is that it? Thanks for wasting my time, Knock Knock. LLKnockTales5 Wow! That's an awesome story! LLKnockTales5 Well, at least that was better than one of your lame-ass jokes. LLKnockTales5 Yowza! LLKnockTales5 No way! That's awesome! LLKnockTales5 Whoa. I can't wait to hear what happens next! LLKnockTales5 Oh man, that's cool. LLLMacCreadyMainGateYell Stacey! Open the gate, and let this mungo in! LLLMacCreadyTellMeAboutLLL Why would I tell you anything? God, you're dumb. LLLMQ06ComputerNotWorking Nuh-uh. Door works fine. Computer's broke. LLLMQ06ComputerNotWorking Well, maybe not broke, but it sure don't work right. I turned it off because it was just wasting power. LLLMQ06JoeNevermind Okay. LLLMQ06JoeNoPassword Nope. Nobody ever wrote it down, and then one day somebody forgot. You know how it goes. LLLMQ06JoeSmartOne Hey, I am smart. Jerk. LLLMQ06MurderPassNo Okay. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone else you chickened out. LLLMQ06MurderPassYes Okay, if you say so... LLLMQ06MurderPassYes Come on. Let's go get the gate open for you, mungo. LLLMQ06NeedtoGettoVault It's not safe, even for someone as brave as you. There's monsters back there. LLLMQ06NeedtoGettoVault You don't want to go there. That's where the monsters are. LLLMQ06NeedtoGettoVault We got pretty good at keeping them out. Probably better than you could do. LLLMQ06NeedtoGettoVault We don't go there. It's bad back there. Ask Mayor if you really want to know. LLLMQ06SoYouKnowTheWay Yeah, I do. It's through Murder Pass. Not a real safe way to go, but it's the only door that works. LLLMQ06SoYouKnowTheWay Yeah, I do. But it's through Little Lamplight, and you're not getting into Little Lamplight. Guess you better find some other way, mungo. LLLMQ06TellMeAboutVault87 That's behind the Back Door! The Back Door is my job, and I do it really well! LLLMQ06TellMeAboutVault87 See what happens is, Mayor says he wants the door open. Then I help him because I'm good at it. It takes two of us to do it. LLLMQ06TellMeAboutVault87 But only Mayor can say it's okay. You gotta talk to him, and then I'll help him. LLLMQ06TellMeAboutVault87 Not much, really. Mayor has us steer clear of the door to Murder Pass, just in case. If you go near it, you can hear them howling. LLLMQ06TellMeAboutVault87 Can't hear much around the other door, though. I guess maybe there aren't as many back there. Doesn't matter much, though. LLLMQ06TellMeAboutVault87 Yeah, I know that place. Yep, sure do. Monsters back there. Big, scary monsters. Lots of them. Tons, even. LLLMQ06TellMeAboutVault87 Are you going there? Are you? Are you gonna shoot 'em dead? I bet you are. That'll be so cool. Unless they eat your face. They do that, you know. LLLMQ06TellMeAboutVault87 That's where the monsters come from. We don't go back there. It's called Murder Pass for a reason, you know? LLLMQ06TellMeAboutVault87 If you go that way, you're probably gonna get hurt. I can patch you up as long as it's not real bad. LLLMQ06TellMeAboutVault87 I don't know what that is, mister. LLLMQ06ThanksforInfoDoor If you're going to go through Murder Pass, let me know and I'll have the door opened for you. LLLMQ06ThanksforInfoDoor But I still say it's a bad idea. LLLMQ06ThatsTheOnlyWay It's the only way that works, yeah. LLLMQ06ThatsTheOnlyWay The other door hasn't worked since before I was here. Computer's busted, and not even Joseph can make it work. LLLMQ06TurnComputerOn Sure, if you want. LLLMQ06TurnComputerOn Come on. It's over here. LLLMQ06UseMurderPass Not unless Mayor says it's okay. You'd better ask him. LLLMQ06UseMurderPass You sure about that? It's scary in there. Even I don't like going there, and I'm really brave. LLLMQ06UseMurderPass Okay, it's your funeral. LLLMQ06UseMurderPass Come on. We'll open the gate for you. LLLMQ06WhatMonsters The big ones. You know, the ones that sort of look like people except they're all wrong. LLLMQ06WheresJoseph I'm the Mayor, not a babysitter, mungo. Beats me. LLLMQ06WheresJoseph Maybe he's back there by the door. Fuck if I know. LLLucyMedical1 Joseph, can I ask you a question? LLLucyMedical1 Joseph, can I get your help with something? LLLucyMedical2 Sure thing, Lucy. What do you need? LLLucyMedical2 Absolutely. What's the question? LLLucyMedical3 I've been seeing a few cases of bent bones and weak teeth in some of the younger ones. Any clue in those books about what it could be? LLLucyMedical3 Some of the younger kids have been having muscle weakness and are a little soft in the head. Is there anything in the old records about that? LLLucyMedical4 There's an old vault record that sounds similar. Apparently, if you don't eat enough, you get weakened by things called "rickets." LLLucyMedical4 Sounds like they aren't eating enough, but I can't really be sure. Most of the vault health books only care about "proper hygiene." LLLucyMedical5 Great, so they just need to eat more? I'm sure Eclair will be thrilled to hear that. LLLucyMedical5 Where are we going to get more food to feed them? We're practically starving as it is! LLLucyMedical6 We'll think of something. We always have. And they probably won't even realize how bad things were getting. LLLucyMedical6 It'll work out all right. We'll get the scav teams to bring back more food, soon. LLLucyMedical7 Thanks, Joseph. I think that's all I need. LLLucyMedical7 I guess you're right, Joseph. Thanks. LLLucyMedicalChatter Hold still, you big baby. LLLucyMedicalChatter The more you fidget, the more this is going to hurt, you know. LLLucyMedicalChatter How did you even get injuries like these? LLLucyMedicalChatter Oh, you're barely even scratched! LLLucyMedicalChatter Oh, what happened to you, dear? LLLucyMedicalChatter Poor kid, just be careful from now on, okay? LLLucyMedicalChatter Come here, I'll make it all better. LLLunchConv1 Big brother, can I ask you something? LLLunchConv1 Big brother, there's something I'd like to know. LLLunchConv1 So, how's everything going, big, scary, mayor-man? LLLunchConv1 So, been having a good time yelling at everyone, RJ? Standard life of a mayor? LLLunchConv2 Any time, dear. What's wrong? LLLunchConv2 Certainly! What's on your mind? LLLunchConv2 Well, we ain't all dead yet, so I guess I'm doing okay. You haven't killed anybody lately either, so that's good too. LLLunchConv2 No one's on fire or bleeding or anything, right? That's about as much as we can fucking expect. How about you? LLLunchConv3 What's going to happen when you get too old and have to leave Lamplight? LLLunchConv3 You're the oldest kid in Lamplight. What's going to happen when you have to leave? LLLunchConv3 I'm still seeing the same sorts of cases. Stubbed toes, bloody noses, a few stabbings. We could really use more medicine, though. LLLunchConv3 Things are okay on my end, but I'm still worried about some of the younger ones. We really need more medicine for some of them. LLLunchConv4 I remember asking Flash the same thing when I was your age. He said he was going to Big Town, and I'd see him again when I grew up and left, myself. LLLunchConv4 Well, when Lamplighters get older, we move out to Big Town. It's a happy place, where we aren't making the mistakes other grown ups have made. LLLunchConv4 I've got the scav team looking for that, but Eclair's after me for more food and Joseph wants more fucking books, so they're pretty busy. LLLunchConv4 We're working on it, Lucy, we really fucking are. More than Eclair's food and Joseph's precious books, at least. Just keep 'em from dirting out. LLLunchConv5 And when the time comes, you'll grow up and leave Lamplight and meet me in Big Town, too. It won't be that long, I promise. LLLunchConv5 And when I grow up, I can come join you there, too! LLLunchConv5 Sure, fine. LLLunchConv5 Well, if you say so. LLLunchConv6 But I still hope you don't have to leave too soon, okay? LLLunchConv6 I can't wait to be in Big Town with you. But until then, let's stay here, okay? LLLunchConv7 Absolutely, little sister. LLLunchConv7 Sure thing, Penny. LLMacCreadyButtLooker Ha ha ha! LLMacCreadyButtLooker You're all right for a mungo, you know that? LLMacCreadyButtLooker Why don't you come in. I think we can trust you. LLMacCreadyButtMom Ha ha ha! LLMacCreadyButtMom You're pretty funny for a mungo. LLMacCreadyButtMom Why don't you come on in? LLMacCreadyButtMom Ha ha ha! LLMacCreadyButtMom You're pretty funny for a mungo. LLMacCreadyButtMom Why don't you come on in? LLMacCreadyCanIComeIn Hell no! No mungos allowed! LLMacCreadyCanIComeIn I already told you no. Stop asking! LLMacCreadyChildAtHeartAccess Oh yeah? LLMacCreadyChildAtHeartAccess You must like having such a good looking butt. LLMacCreadyComeInSpeechChallenge Well, okay. But you better not be lying, or else we'll shoot you. LLMacCreadyComeInSpeechChallenge Well, okay. But you better not be lying, or else we'll shoot you. LLMacCreadyForgetIt Yeah, whatever. LLMacCreadyGetYouToTrustMe Why should I trust you? I got no reason to. LLMacCreadyGetYouToTrustMe You mungos are nothing but trouble. I ain't gonna let what happened to Sammy and Squirrel happen to anyone else. LLMacCreadyGetYouToTrustMe You'd do that? LLMacCreadyGetYouToTrustMe Maybe... If you can bring them back, I might let you in. LLMacCreadyISavedPFallsKids Oh yeah? Well why didn't you say so, you stupid mungo? LLMacCreadyKidsRescued I guess you're okay after all, mungo. LLMacCreadyKidsRescued You can come in, but you better not piss me off. LLMacCreadyWhatHappenedSammy Them and Penny got themselves caught... By mungos, just like you. Slavers from Paradise Falls. LLMacCreadyWhatHappenedSammy I told them to watch out, but the stupid kids didn't listen. LLMacCreadyWhatIsThisPlace This is Little Lamplight. We live here, and we don't need no mungos messing it up. So just take a hike. LLMacCreadyWhatsAMungo You are, mungo! LLMacCreadyWhatsAMungo You big people. You're all tall and clumsy. Bunch of mungos, and we don't need nothing to do with any of you! LLMayorDailyCheck1 Yes, sir. Food's running low, but we're scraping by, RJ. We could use more supplies from the outside, especially if you want something with a flavor. LLMayorDailyCheck1 Nothing much, RJ. One nearly lost an eye - said they thought it would look cool. I patched him up and smacked him on the head for being an idiot. LLMayorDailyCheck1 Stalacti... er, I mean... All's well around town, sir! No funny business! Except for me, of course. LLMayorDailyCheck1 Nothing much you'd be interested in. Still doing a brisk trade in some of the toys, though! LLMayorDailyCheck1 Going well, when there's anyone attending them. Basic survival and shooting lessons are good as always. Haven't lost any of them yet! LLMayorDailyCheck1 Everything's okay out back, Mayor. Same as ever. LLMayorDailyCheck1 All's clear on the back gate, RJ. No trouble, no action, no nothing. Most incredibly fucking boring job ever. LLMayorDailyCheck2 I'll get the scav team on it. Maybe they can get you some fucking cheese to go along with your whine. LLMayorDailyCheck2 That's my best girl! Keep them alive and keep them in line! LLMayorDailyCheck2 Yeah, Knock, and you hardly count as that. Keep it up! LLMayorDailyCheck2 Okay, well if someone brings you a big, fuck-off death-ray, I call dibs, understand? LLMayorDailyCheck2 Well, keep it up, Joseph. And don't worry, if you lose any, I'm sure Eclair won't mind having one fewer damned mouth to feed. LLMayorDailyCheck2 Could you at least try to stay awake next time you're on watch? LLMayorDailyCheck2 Really? Would you rather scrape fungus with Eclair? And watch the goddamned language around Sammy, okay, shiteater? LLMayorYelling1 Hey, down there! LLMayorYelling1 Hey, Princess, stop thinking about how dreamy I am and pay attention to guarding! LLMungo Well, I could call you a shithead, but then all these other shitheads wouldn't know which shithead I was talking to. Shithead. LLMungo So it looks like you're stuck with mungo, mungo. LLMungo It means an adult. We don't really see many of you around, and we're glad of it. LLMungo I mean, you brought back the little ones, so you're okay. But mostly, we only ever see raiders and people who want to take our caves. LLMungo If you didn't have MacCready's permission, you'd probably be shot just for being in here. We don't take any more chances. LLMungo I'm pretty sure it comes from "humongous." Because, to everyone here, you're pretty big, you know? LLMungo Mungos been pretty bad to Lamplighters, for as long as our history goes back. They just don't trust anyone over sixteen. LLMungo Really, you're pretty lucky they let you in at all. I just hope I get to visit like you do after I get kicked out. LLMungo Stop calling me kid, mungo. LLNicknames Well, I didn't get the nickname for being fat and full of cream, if that's what you're asking. LLNicknames Back when I was on the scav team, I found some pages from an old cook book. Sometimes I try them out. LLNicknames Just for the record, don't try making an eclair out of cave fungus. The taste sticks with you, and not in a good way. LLNicknames It's just a name, okay? LLNicknames Not my fault I knock stuff over. LLNicknames Lucy says I still got a lot of growing to do. LLNicknames I don't need to explain myself to you, mungo. Shut up and get lost. LLNicknames In fact, don't you ever bother me about something as stupid as nicknames again! LLNicknames Well, my name was Nick. And I collect knick knacks. LLNicknames Not everything has to be real complex, see? LLNicknames Well, when people started calling Knicky by his new name, I needed one too, see? LLNicknames If you're twins, it just doesn't cut it to be called "Knick Knack and Sue." LLNicknames Why Zip? Or why do I have a nickname at all? I mean, why don't people just call me Ricky? Or Yancy? Or Eustace P. Vanderbanger the Third? LLNicknames I mean, they say it's because I'm so fast, but that doesn't make sense because I don't think I'm all that fast, it's just that they're all so slow! LLNicknames I guess it's just one of those mysteries that'll never really get answered, sort of like how people made the bubbles in Nuka-Cola. Say, got any Cola? LLNicknames It's not a nickname! My name's Penelope. LLNicknames They're just lazy and don't like saying the whole thing is all. LLNicknames I like to think it's because of my inquisitive and charming nature, as well as my natural climbing ability. LLNicknames But Knock Knock says it's because I'm totally nuts. LLNicknames Guess which one's probably right? LLNicknames Nickname? What awe you tawking about? LLPrincessAngry Get out of here, dummy! LLPrincessAngry Damnit, Lucy! Leave me alone! LLPrincessAngry Get out of here, you jerk! LLPrincessAngry Shut up before I pound you! LLPrincessBullyResponse Among other reasons, I'm not a mean bitch like you. No, I'm a mean bastard! There's a difference! LLPrincessBullyResponse Whoops, didn't mean to bug you, Miss Pwincess. Sowwy. LLPrincessBullyResponse Didn't mean to bother you, Princess. LLPrincessBullyResponse Sorry, Princess. Don't hurt me! LLPrincessBullyResponse Nothing, I guess. LLPrincessBullyResponse I guess I got lots of reasons. I mean, I'm alive, and we've got food and shelter, and I found this awesome rock yesterday! LLPrincessBullyResponse Because I know if you keep on bullying people, I can always pee on your cave fungus and you'll never know. LLPrincessBullyResponse Sorry, Miss Princess. Please don't get angry at me, okay? LLPrincessBullyResponse Oh, probably because MacCready likes me more than he likes you. That seems like a good reason to me! LLPrincessNickname Why? Because I'm the Princess of Little Lamplight? LLPrincessNickname So, a long time ago, Princess convinced everyone that she should be mayor. LLPrincessNickname The first thing she did as mayor was try to insist that the title be changed to "Princess". LLPrincessNickname It was 5 minutes before MacCready punched her in the nose and got picked as the new mayor. It was awesome! LLPrincessNickname So, a long time ago, Princess convinced everyone that she should be mayor. LLPrincessNickname The first thing she did as mayor was try to insist that the title be changed to "Princess". LLPrincessNickname It was 5 minutes before MacCready punched her in the nose and got picked as the new mayor. It was awesome! LLPrincessNickname No. We'll see how I feel about it tomorrow, huh? LLPrincessNickname2A Yeah! MacCready said we needed someone to watch out for us, not to lord over us. Then he popped her one! She hasn't even tried since then. LLPrincessNickname2A That's why he stays mayor, too. I hope I can be that cool, someday. LLPrincessNickname2A Shut up! Soon as I figure out who told you, someone's getting pounded into the ground. LLPrincessNickname2A That was a long time ago, anyway! LLPrincessNickname2B No way. I think she's got a crush on him. She's all weird for him. LLPrincessNickname2B Oh yeah? Well that was a long time ago! Now RJ's my best friend! LLPrincessNickname2B Someday, we're gonna be boyfriend and girlfriend, and then he'll kick you out! LLPrincessNickname2C Thanks. Maybe you can take her down a peg, huh? LLPrincessNickname3A That's right! Run away, coward! LLPrincessNickname3B Oh, sure, like I should believe you. Why are you even wasting your time over here? LLPrincessNickname3B Scram, get out of my face, go! LLPrincessNickname3B That's not true! You're a liar! Shut your stupid face, liar! LLPrincessNickname3B I know RJ likes me! He really does! Really! LLPrincessNickname3B Just leave me alone, you mungo jerk! I hate you! LLPrincessNickname3B That isn't so! Stop lying! Stop being such a big mungo liar! LLPrincessNickname3B This isn't fair! A big mean mungo picking on me! I hate you! LLPrincessNickname3B You... You jerk! Just shut up and leave me alone! Go away! LLPrincessNickname3C That isn't so! I just... didn't want to do it anymore, and... LLPrincessNickname3C Just shut up! This isn't fair! A big, mean mungo is picking on me! I hate you! LLPrincessNickname3C Just leave me alone! Go away! Go! LLPrincessNickname3C This bunch of idiots don't deserve me leading them! LLPrincessNickname3C They wouldn't know a real boss if one shot them in the ass! LLPrincessShootingA Could've been a lot of reasons. Maybe you sounded like a monster in all that darkness. LLPrincessShootingA Maybe you had a weapon drawn, and looked like a Raider. LLPrincessShootingA Maybe I just decided I didn't like your stupid, mungo face. LLPrincessShootingB Oh, really? That's a cute little imagination you've got. LLPrincessShootingB But if you want to play make-believe, maybe you should do it with the younger brats. LLPrincessVictorious Ha ha! Now, scram! LLPrincessVictorious Yeah, run along and cry now! LLRandomConv1 Oh hey! How're you doing? Doing okay? LLRandomConv1 Hello. How are you doing? LLRandomConv1 Hello. How's it going? LLRandomConv1 Hey there! You doing alright? LLRandomConv1 Hey! How's Lamplight life treating you? LLRandomConv1 Heya. Are you feeling alright? You look a little stiff. LLRandomConv1 Hello, there. Are you okay? LLRandomConv1 Hey. How you doing? LLRandomConv1 Hello. How are you? LLRandomConv1 Hrmf. What're you so happy about? LLRandomConv1 Beat it, squirt. LLRandomConv1 How do, pal? LLRandomConv1 How do ya do, pal? LLRandomConv1 Hewwo. How're you? LLRandomConv1 Hey, how are you? LLRandomConv2 Meh. LLRandomConv2 Busy, like always. Somebody's always got a tummy ache or a runny nose or a knife wound. You know how it is. LLRandomConv2 I'm fine. It's another fine day, underground. LLRandomConv2 Doing good. I could do with better food, but couldn't we all? LLRandomConv2 I'm fine, thanks! LLRandomConv2 What do you think? Get out of my face! LLRandomConv2 Doing better than a dog in a bone-yard! LLRandomConv2 Happier than a Ghoul wallowing in sludge! LLRandomConv2 Just fine! Been all over today, and you wouldn't believe the cool stuff I did! LLRandomConv2 It's always nicer to be in here than out there. LLRandomConv2 I'm fine. LLRandomConv2 I think I'm catching a cough. But I'll be fine. LLRandomConv2 Oh, not yet I'm not. LLRandomConv2 We're in the best fucking place in the world! You better believe I feel great! LLRandomConv2 I'm okay! LLRandomConv2 I'm okay. LLRandomConvEnding Hee hee! Okay, later then! LLRandomConvEnding Okay. See you later, and don't get too bashed up. LLRandomConvEnding I understand. Well, take care. LLRandomConvEnding I hear that. Anyway, gotta be on my way. Later. LLRandomConvEnding Oh, okay. Umm, bye! LLRandomConvEnding Okay, whatever you say. Bye. LLRandomConvEnding All right then! See ya! LLRandomConvEnding Okay, then! See ya! LLRandomConvEnding Umm... Okay, yeah, bye bye now! LLRandomConvEnding That makes sense. Talk to you later. LLRandomConvEnding Fine. Bye now. LLRandomConvEnding Yeah, I see. Catch you later, I guess. LLRandomConvEnding Yeah, yeah, fine. Catch ya later. LLRandomConvEnding 'Kay, bye. LLRandomConvEnding Okay. Bye. LLRandomExclamation He's not your uncle, Bumble! LLRandomExclamation Yeah! LLRandomExclamation You bet we are! LLRandomExclamation What he said! LLRandomExclamation We're staying! LLRepair Oh boy! New junk to tinker with! LLRepair Sure, let me see that thing! LLSammyLunchDelivery Here's food, Princess. LLSammyLunchDelivery Here, happy? LLServices Really? Because I heard from the mayor about the sorts of deals you make when you trade. None for you. LLServices Sure thing, pal! Special deals for us kids! LLServices I hope you brought me some cool stuff! LLServices Yeah, I heard about the sorts of things you'd do for this fungus. Well, you're cut off. Go scrounge your own food. LLServices Bon appetit. LLServices Sure thing, mungo. We don't have much to spare, so get ready to pay. LLServices Enjoy, if you've got the caps. LLServices All right. Now, hold still. LLServices Certainly. How would you like to look? LLSlaverBumble1 Thank you, miss! We're going on an adventure! LLSlaverBumble1B You bet we are! Are you ready to go on the adventure express? LLSlaverBumble1C Oh boy! Let's go now! Can we please? LLSlaverBumble2 Absolutely! In fact, I want you to have this friendship necklace. It's good luck - wear it and you'll never get lost! LLSlaverBumble3 Ow, it's all scratchy! LLSlaverBumble4 Don't fuss, my little girl. You'll get used to it. LLSlaverBumble5 Well... Okay. I can't wait to tell Lucy about this adventure! LLSlaverBumble6 I'm sure she'll be so proud of you! Now, we've got a big day ahead of us, so let's get going! LLStanAboutCaps1A Caps used to take care of me. I would find hats for her collection. That's why she was called "Caps", right? LLStanAboutCaps1A Before long, I was guarding the front gate with her. She liked the company. She liked the jokes I used to make. I think she liked me. LLStanAboutCaps1A When the Raiders attacked last time... She didn't make it. LLStanAboutCaps1C There... there used to be another guard. She was named Caps. LLStanAboutCaps1C She used to take care of me. She liked my company guarding. She liked when I used to tell jokes. LLStanAboutCaps1C Then, some Raiders attacked. And I was the only guard left. LLStanAboutCaps2A Except... I was supposed to be on guard when they attacked. I should have been here to help Caps. LLStanAboutCaps2A It really is my fault she died. LLStanAboutCaps2A Now I'm the only front gate guard, so it's my responsibility to make up for that. LLStanAboutCaps2B No. Not anymore, they don't. LLStanAboutCaps2B Now, stop distracting me from my job. LLStanAboutCaps3A Somebody needs to guard the front gate, and no one else is doing it. So I will. Even if it sucks for me, I don't mind. LLStanAboutCaps3A Some things just have to be done, and they just have to be done right. Because if they aren't, you can't ever get back what you lose. LLStanAboutCaps3A Besides, Caps would want it like that. LLStanAboutCaps3B I know. And really, we're lucky we didn't lose more people in that attack. LLStanAboutCaps3B But we can't risk that a second time. I've got to stay extra vigilant on watch. Thanks for reminding me of that. LLStanAboutCaps3B Now leave me alone. No distractions! LLTeachingTalk A is for Ammo, B is for Blade, and C is for Cauterize... LLTeachingTalk Clean water is rare, and most water carries germs and radiation. As a result, it's usually healthier to stay dirty. LLTeachingTalk Remember, never trust anybody over the age of 16. LLTeachingTalk Little Lamplight only has one law: you have to leave when you grow up. No delays, no exceptions. LLTeachingTalk When scavenging in the wild, remember to trust no one and to keep your pistol handy! LLTeachingTalk Remember this simple rhyme: "When in danger or in doubt, shoot to kill and then run out." LLTwinConfusion Did I make a bunch of really lame jokes? LLTwinConfusion Yeah, that'd be my twin sister, Knock Knock. I'm Knick Knack. I got my nickname first, and she copied it. LLTwinConfusion Anyway, I run the town store. Or at least the pile of stuff that we've collected. If you're ever looking to trade, just ask. LLTwinConfusion Was I all obsessed with stuff and toys? LLTwinConfusion Yeah, that'd be my twin brother, Knick Knack. I'm Knock Knock. He got the nickname first, and I improved on it. LLTwinConfusion Anyway, I keep folks entertained. Or at least, I tell them the jokes and stories we've got. If you're ever looking to laugh, just ask! LLTwinsConv1 So, sis, make any good jokes today? LLTwinsConv1 So, bro, made any good trades today? LLTwinsConv2 Do I ever? How about you? Made any good trades today? LLTwinsConv2 Not if I could help it! Made any good trades today? LLTwinsConv2b Nothing much. One of the littler kids had a rock Zip said looked dirty, but he barely even knows what is and isn't dirty in the first place, see? LLTwinsConv2b Nah. Zip kept asking if I have any Nuka-Cola hidden anywhere, so I told him I kept a six pack hidden near a magic rock. He'll be busy for weeks, see? LLTwinsConv3 That's hysterical! Zip was running around, checking every rock he found all day! LLTwinsConv3 Oh man, and just yesterday I got him to believe one of the rocks out back granted wishes! I guess we make a good team, even when we didn't mean to! LLTwinsConv4 You better believe it, sis! Later! LLTwinsConv4 Great stuff! Talk with you later, sis! LLWazerWifleOffer1 I suwe did! Five hundwed caps, and this Wazer Wifle's aww youws! LLWazerWifleOffer2A That's a gweat idea! You take it, and good wuck out thewe! LLWazerWifleOffer2A That's not a wot, but okay. Bye now! LLWazerWifleOffer2A Thanks a wot! Bye now! LLWazerWifleOffer2A Then you'we not getting it. Sowwy! LLWazerWifleOffer2B Okay, it's youw woss! LLWazerWifleOffer2C Tawking wike what? You'we weiwd. LLWhatsUp1 What's up, pal? LLWhatsUp1 What's happening, pal? LLWhatsUp1 Hewwo. What's up? LLWhatsUp1 Hello, there. What're you up to? Not getting into too much trouble? LLWhatsUp1 Hello. What's happening today? LLWhatsUp1 What're you up to, today? LLWhatsUp1 Hello. What's happening? LLWhatsUp1 Hrmf. What have you got to be happy about? LLWhatsUp1 Oh hey! What's happening? Something fun? LLWhatsUp1 Hello. Anything interesting happening? LLWhatsUp1 Hello. What's up? LLWhatsUp1 Hey, what's happening? LLWhatsUp1 Everything fine down here in paradise? What's happening? LLWhatsUp1 Hey, what's up? LLWhatsUp2 You know, the usual. LLWhatsUp2 Not much, I guess. Apart from keeping you dumbasses in line, that is. LLWhatsUp2 Evewything's a-okay! LLWhatsUp2 Just talking to morons who keep bugging me. Scram! LLWhatsUp2 Fun times and laughs as always! LLWhatsUp2 Cool junk and collecting, as always! LLWhatsUp2 I was running so fast, I thought my legs were gonna fly off, but then they didn't, which makes sense, 'cause legs don't have wings. You know? LLWhatsUp2 Just relaxing. Nothing much. LLWhatsUp2 Nothing. LLWhatsUp2 Just playing around, you know? LLWhatsUp2 Keeping everyone from killing themselves. Same as ever. LLWhatsUp2 Watching after the younger kids and seeing if they can't accidentally learn a thing or two. You know how it goes. LLWhatsUp2 Not much. Still trying to find a way to turn this fungus into something that doesn't taste like toenails. LLWhatsUp2 I got a new tooth today! It was just lying there and now it's mine! LLWhatsUp2 Not much. LLZipCola1 Yeah, and I got lots to trade. But if you got no Nuka, you're not getting nothing, no way! LLZipCola1 Yeah, more Nuka's always good! It's definitely always gooder than less, because no Nuka's no good at all! Got any Nuka for me? LLZipCola1 I'll trade you whatever I've got for more Nuka-Cola! Anytime! Nuka 4 Zip! Nuka 4 Zip! LLZipCola1 That's all I got right now. Come back tomorrow, maybe I'll have more, and you can have more Nuka for me to have more Nuka? Yeah? LLZipCola1 I did yesterday, I am today, and I probably will be tomorrow! Well, unless I die from too much Nuka. But that can't happen. Everyone knows that! LLZipCola2A Oh, I found a lucky bullet this morning! LLZipCola2A It's just a measly old 10 mil, but I know for sure it's lucky, 'cause it was sitting there all alone out of its clip and not fired off. Want it? LLZipCola2A I got an old mag full of .556s! Is that good enough for you? LLZipCola2A Last time I was out looking, I found some of this mutfruit. It's not as sweet as Nuka, but maybe you mungos like that sort of thing? LLZipCola2A Well, I've got these pills that say "Mentats", but Lucy says they taste yucky and that I shouldn't take them. Maybe you want them? LLZipCola2A Well, I didn't want to trade it, but I've got a stimpak Lucy said I'm supposed to carry around with me. Is it worth a Nuka? LLZipCola2A Oh, check this out, it's my most, most prized possession I found! Squirrel says it's a micro fusion cell. Is it worth a Nuka? LLZipCola2C But Nuka-Cola's fortified with vitaminerals and health tonics! It even says so on the label! That means it's healthy for me! LLZipCola3A Thanks! Nuka for me! LLZipCola3A Hooray! I win the Nuka-Cola game! What's the prize? Nuka-Cola! LLZipCola3A Yay! Nuka-Cola, Nuka-Cola, makes a stomach bubbly and the world so jumbly, yay! LLZipCola3B Maybe I'll have something better tomorrow, so don't drink that Nuka. Save it for me, save it for me! LLZipFollowsPlayer1 Everyone calls me Zip, and I think that's because I'm always wearing pants, and those have zippers, but it's not like I'm the only one with pants. LLZipFollowsPlayer1 Once I found a bottle of Nuka-Cola Quantum and I drank the whole thing and then I burped really loud and then I don't remember the next week! LLZipFollowsPlayer1 I heard that inside those suits the Brotherhood of Steelies are actually giant cockroaches that learned to build machines and talk and shoot guns! LLZipFollowsPlayer1 I heard that Super Mutants turned into Super Mutants because they were just Ghouls who got bit by ants and had some kinda allergic reaction! LLZipFollowsPlayer1 Chicken butt! I learned that one from Knock Knock! Isn't it great? LLZipFollowsPlayer1 Did you know once I put gunpowder in Nuka-Cola and it tasted kinda funny but everything went swirly and then I flew around and then I don't remember? LLZipFollowsPlayer1 One time I found a gun that shot laser beams but Mayor MacCready took it away from me because I might put out someone's eye and Eclair'd be angry. LLZipFollowsPlayer1 Okay, that's about everything, bye now! LLZipFollowsPlayer3 Oh, I don't know if I told you yet, but I just remembered something really cool! LLZipFollowsPlayer3 And guess what? LostIdle Hunh? Gary? LostIdle Gary-wha? LostIdle You better hope I don't find you... LostIdle Hiding is for fools. Show yourself! LostIdle This is foolish. Let's end this! LostIdle Expanding search pattern. LostIdle Switching to pattern zeta-seven-four. LostIdle Still no go on targets. LostIdle Still no sign of target. LostIdle Scope still negative. No tangos. LostIdle Zero targets detected. LostIdle Come on out, son, I promise I won't hurt you! LostIdle Come on out, miss, I promise I won't hurt you! LostIdle You don't really think you can hide from us, do you? LostIdle We'll find you eventually. You know that, don't you? LostIdle You're only making it worse for yourself by hiding. LostIdle It's all a big mistake! Come with me and we'll figure it out together! LostIdle I know you're around here. LostIdle I can smell ya. LostIdle Don't worry... we'll find you soon. LostIdle Here kitty, kitty... LostIdle Come on, asshole. I ain't got all day. LostIdle I hate this cat and mouse crap. LostIdle It's only a matter of time. LostIdle Continuing sweep. LostIdle Target may still be in area. LostIdle Search pattern delta-two. LostIdle Still trying to reacquire hostile. LostIdle I got nothing here. LostIdle Oh, I know you're here. I'll find you. LostIdle When you turn up, you're dead. LostIdle Come on out... I promise a quick death! LostIdle Only a fuckin' coward hides. LostIdle Scared huh? You should be. LostIdle No need to hide. It'll all be over soon. LostIdle Alert. Non-combatant safety cannot be guaranteed. LostIdle Target lock status: red. Continuing perimeter sweep. LostIdle Alert. Hostile remains at large. Recommend non-combatants seek secure location. LostIdle There's no point in trying to hide from me, you know. I've been programmed to be quite relentless. LostIdle Please come back. I'm sorry about all that recent unpleasantness. LostIdle Where are you? LostIdle Are you still there? LostIdle Warning. Dangerous fugitive is on the loose. Do not attempt to apprehend. LostIdle Attention. Fugitive should be considered armed and dangerous. LostIdle Continuing search for fugitive. LostIdle You better run, you commie-loving bastard! LostIdle Who's got a target? LostIdle Come on, people, I need a target! LostIdle Where are you? LostIdle This is taking time from my experiments. LostIdle Where have you gone? LostIdle You can't hide fwom me fowever. LostIdle Come out, come out, wherever you are! LostIdle Oh goodie. Hide and seek. I haven't played this game in years. LostIdle You can't hide forever. You're stink will eventually give you away. LostIdle I do so enjoy a good hunt! LostIdle Quit hiding and come out and fight! LostIdle Come out here, you sissy! Finish what you started! LostIdle I'll find you, and then you'll be sorry! LostIdle Is that really necessary? I won't hurt you. Come out of there and let's discuss this civilly. LostIdle Come now. You're being unsporting. LostIdle I'm growing tired of this little game of ours. Show yourself! LostIdle You can't hide from me forever. LostIdle You're here. You're here... Stop hiding! LostIdle Gonna find you soon, human! LostIdle You have to come out sooner or later. LostIdle You can't hide from me... I can taste your fear! LostIdle Here human, human, human. I got a treat for you! LostIdle Come out, come out wherever you are! LostIdle I'm going to find you. LostIdle You can't hide from me forever. LostIdle Nothing yet. LostIdle Where did you go? LostIdle I've got something for you... LostIdle Come out, come out, wherever you are! LostToCombat It's coming this way! LostToCombat We're all going to die! LostToCombat Got him! LostToCombat You can't hide from me, zombie! LostToCombat Zombie, over there. I see you! LostToCombat Oh my God! LostToCombat Haha, Gary! LostToCombat Hooo, Gaary! LostToCombat I guess we lost- wait! Contact! Contact! LostToCombat I have contact. Weapons hot. LostToCombat Positive contact. Firing. LostToCombat There you are, outsider! LostToCombat There is no shelter from the Brotherhood. LostToCombat The Brotherhood sees all. LostToCombat Hostile located in the lab! LostToCombat Found him! In the lab! LostToCombat Found her! In the lab! LostToCombat Contact in A Ring! Repeat, I have found the intruder in A Ring! LostToCombat Positive contact near the Archives! LostToCombat Can't hide from my keen Ghoul senses! LostToCombat Ha! Time to die asshole! LostToCombat Thought you could hide forever? LostToCombat Death to all defilers of Oasis! LostToCombat Prepare for your last moments! LostToCombat You will be destroyed, Outsider! LostToCombat Alert! Alert! Trespasser detected! LostToCombat This area is off-limits to non Nuka-Cola personnel! LostToCombat Protocol KL-001 initiated! Kill all trespassers! LostToCombat By order of the Nuka-Cola Administration, all trespassers are to be eliminated! LostToCombat Execute Expulsion Protocol KL-001! Kill all trespassers! LostToCombat Trespasser detected! Executing Protocol KL-001! LostToCombat You are trespassing on Nuka-Cola Corporation property! LostToCombat That's the last mistake you'll ever make! LostToCombat Now you're mine! LostToCombat There you are! LostToCombat Intruder Located! Contacting Vault-Tec Security! LostToCombat Tango reacquired! LostToCombat Positive ID on lost target acquired! LostToCombat Reengaging target! LostToCombat Target found! Firing! LostToCombat We've got the target! LostToCombat Target relocated! Engaging! LostToCombat There you are, you little bastard. LostToCombat The Overseer said there'd be a bonus for whoever brought you in. LostToCombat Here he is! LostToCombat Here she is! LostToCombat Bingo! LostToCombat Over here! LostToCombat Nice try, amateur. LostToCombat Found your sorry ass! LostToCombat Playtime's over! LostToCombat Let's do this. LostToCombat Reengaging hostile target! LostToCombat Brotherhood! Over here! LostToCombat I've got him. Rally on me. LostToCombat Target locked! LostToCombat Target acquired! LostToCombat Found 'em. Engaging! LostToCombat There you are, you little bitch. LostToCombat Your time just ran out! LostToCombat Fuckin' hide from me? You're dead! LostToCombat Ha! Found your sorry ass! LostToCombat Thought you could hide? LostToCombat There you are! LostToCombat Target lock status: green. Reengaging hostile target. LostToCombat Hostile target detected. Target lock status: green. LostToCombat Target lock acquired. Resuming lethal force neutralization operation. LostToCombat Were you trying to hide from me? LostToCombat You'll find that my electronic sensors are quite sophisticated. LostToCombat My search routines are quite advanced, don't you think? LostToCombat Fugitive has been located. Commencing attack. LostToCombat Your attempted escape is only making things worse for you. LostToCombat Do not make any further escape attempts, lawbreaker. LostToCombat You cannot hide from me, you commie maggot! LostToCombat You can run, but you can't hide! LostToCombat Your worthless hide is mine! LostToCombat Thought hiding would save you? LostToCombat Aha! LostToCombat You can't hide from me. LostToCombat Over here! LostToCombat There you are! LostToCombat There you are! LostToCombat Perhaps you're not the master of stealth you thought you were! LostToCombat Aha! There you are! That was fun. Pity you'll be dead soon so we can't play again. LostToCombat Not very clever are you? LostToCombat And here I was so enjoying our little cat and mouse game. It's a shame I have to kill you now. LostToCombat Tsk tsk. I had thought you were more clever than that. Oh well. LostToCombat So are you going to let me kill you now, or are you going to run away again? LostToCombat There you are. Now, let's finish this nonsense. LostToCombat Aha! Gotcha! LostToCombat Nice try! LostToCombat Can't escape me! LostToCombat I knew it! I'm gonna tear you apart! LostToCombat No more hidin' for you! LostToCombat Ha ha! I found you! LostToCombat HEEELLLPPP! LostToCombat Oh no! LostToCombat Somebody, anybody, help me! LostToCombat
LostToCombat Engaging! LostToCombat Target acquired, going for a quick kill. LostToCombat Couldn't hide forever. LostToCombat On me! LostToCombat Spotted, over there! LostToCombat There you are! LostToNormal That zombie will be back. I just know it. LostToNormal I think it's gone somewhere else! LostToNormal Where'd it go? LostToNormal It's behind me, isn't it? LostToNormal Cleared out, I guess. LostToNormal Gary? Gary? LostToNormal Go tell your friends you got whooped by a Ghoul! LostToNormal Run away to suck at your mommy's tit? Go on get out of here! LostToNormal Ha ha! You keep running! LostToNormal Chicken shit! LostToNormal Can't handle the old Daring Dashwood, eh? Can't say I blame you! LostToNormal Buggered off, eh? Fine. I was done playing with you anyway. LostToNormal Must've given up. LostToNormal That's right! Don't mess with me! LostToNormal I'm sure our paths will cross again. LostToNormal Then we both live to fight another day. LostToNormal Very well... run, coward! LostToNormal Reporting enemy has escaped. LostToNormal Cancel alarm. LostToNormal Target has escaped. LostToNormal Resume normal procedures. LostToNormal Enemy has evaded detection. Standing down. LostToNormal Contact with tango lost. LostToNormal I don't know where he could have gotten to. LostToNormal I don't know where she could have gotten to. LostToNormal Doesn't that just beat all. LostToNormal No matter. We'll find them eventually. LostToNormal Oh, never mind. They'll turn up sooner or later. LostToNormal What's the use. Must be long gone by now. LostToNormal Must've crawled into a hole and died or something. That's going to smell in a few days... LostToNormal Hmm. Strange. I wonder where they went. LostToNormal Run off, I guess. LostToNormal Well, I can't find anything. LostToNormal Huh. Guess they're gone. LostToNormal Whew. I was hoping I wouldn't find anything. LostToNormal Next time... next time. LostToNormal Ahhhhh. I lost 'em. LostToNormal I got better things to do anyway. LostToNormal I don't have time for this crap. LostToNormal Crap! They're gone. LostToNormal Keep on running, chump. LostToNormal Yeah. Keep runnin'. LostToNormal Chicken shit. LostToNormal You better run. LostToNormal Ha. What a little bitch. LostToNormal Dumb ass coward. LostToNormal Shit. Must've scared 'em off. LostToNormal Threat analysis: green. Perimeter secure. Resuming standard operations. LostToNormal Threat analysis: green. Perimeter secure. LostToNormal Threat analysis: green. No hostiles detected. LostToNormal Oh well. I wish you hadn't left so soon. I was having such a good time with you. LostToNormal I'll miss you. Please come back and see me again. LostToNormal I hope I didn't hurt your feelings with all that shooting and flaming. I'm afraid it's just the way I was programmed. LostToNormal Hostile has escaped. Transmitting description to designated law enforcement authorities. LostToNormal Fugitive has evaded pursuit. Law enforcement authorities now have primary responsibility for apprehension. LostToNormal Search complete. No hostiles detected. Standing down. LostToNormal Typical chickenshit commie maneuver. LostToNormal The enemy has retired before the awesome might of the U.S. army. LostToNormal This battlefield now belongs to Uncle Sam! LostToNormal Hmph. Better get back to my bitches! Ha, ha! LostToNormal Cleawed out I guess. LostToNormal Ah well, back to my experiments. LostToNormal Ah, screw this. Let's have a drink. LostToNormal Gone now. Pity. LostToNormal I wanted a fight. LostToNormal No blood to spill today. LostToNormal Slippery humans. LostToNormal Aggh... a waste of my time. LostToNormal Damn... I was hopin' for a fight. LostToNormal Must have bugged out. LostToNormal Hmm. Oh well. LostToNormal I can't find anything. LostToNormal Cleared out, I guess. LostToNormal Stand down. LostToNormal I guess we ran 'em off. LostToNormal Nobody here anymore. LostToNormal Is it safe now? LostToNormal This can't be happening. This just can't be happening. LostToNormal All clear. Stand down. LostToNormal The area's clear. Must've bugged out. LostToNormal Looks like they thought better of tangling with the Brotherhood of Steel. LostToNormal Area is secured. Hostiles have vacated. LostToNormal Sound the all clear. LostToNormal Targets lost. M18RadioNeedHelp01 Our supplies are running out and we've already sustained a casualty. We're trapped on the roof level of the Statesman Hotel. M18RadioNeedHelp01 We're trapped on the roof of the Statesman Hotel by a large contingent of Super Mutants. We are low on ammo and running out of time. M18RadioNeedHelp01 Our time is running out and we are dangerously low on ammunition. Our broadcast point is the roof of the Statesman Hotel. M18RadioNeedHelp01 Ammunition supply is running out and we've lost a man. We're pinned down on the roof of the Statesman Hotel by Super Mutants. M18RadioNeedHelp02 If assistance is not possible, please attempt to contact Reilly, who's made for Underworld inside the Museum of History. MegAndyGreetingIntimidate Okay, tough guy. Say what's on your mind. MegAndyGreetingIntimidate Well now, looks like she's got some spice. Say what's on your mind. MegAndyGreetingPolite [sighs] I suppose. Just make it quick. MegatonHelloResponse And a hello to you, lass. MegatonHelloResponse And a hello to you, lad. MegatonHelloResponse Yeah, yeah... MegatonHelloResponse Hello to you. MegatonHelloResponse Hello, my child. MegatonHelloResponse Mmmmhmmm... that's nice. MegatonHelloResponse Go bother someone else, please. I'm busy. MegatonHelloResponse
MegatonHelloResponse Get the fuck out of my face. MegatonHelloResponse Yeah, whatever. MegatonHelloResponse Fuck you. MegatonHelloResponse Howdy. MegatonHelloResponse Howdy. MegatonHelloResponse Hello, Mother Maya. MegatonHelloResponse Hello there, honey. MegatonHelloResponse Hello, Confessor. MegatonHelloResponse Hello, Mother Maya. MegatonHelloResponse Billy says I shouldn't be talking to you. MegatonHelloResponse Uhm... hi? MegatonHelloResponse Good evening. MegatonHelloResponse Evening. MegatonHelloResponse Good morning. MegatonHelloResponse Morning. MegatonHelloResponse Yeah, yeah. MegatonHelloResponse Not so close. Keep walkin'. MegatonHelloResponse Good to see you. MegatonHelloResponse Hi. MegatonHelloResponse Hey there. MegatonHelloResponse Hello. MegatonHelloResponse Oh! Hi! MegatonHelloResponse What's up? MegatonHelloResponse Look, I told you people: I'm busy. Leave me alone. MegatonHelloResponse Look, I'm a little busy... MegatonHowAreYouResponse Not bad... not bad... MegatonHowAreYouResponse Been better. MegatonHowAreYouResponse Can't complain. MegatonSettlerTalk1 Is there anything interesting going on around here? MegatonSettlerTalk1 A cap for your thoughts. MegatonSettlerTalk1 Anything been going on with you? MegatonSettlerTalk1 You look like you have something on your mind. MegatonSettlerTalk1 What are you thinking? MegatonSettlerTalk1 So, what's up? MegatonSettlerTalk1 You get around, right? What have you heard? MegatonSettlerTalk1 You know, there has to be something going on around here. MegatonSettlerTalk1 Something on your mind? MegatonSettlerTalk1 What's been going on? MegatonSettlerTalk1 Hey. How's it going? MegatonSettlerTalk2 Have you heard what everyone's saying? There's not enough water to go around this month. We'll have to ration... again. MegatonSettlerTalk2 I don't like to spread rumors, but I heard Mister Burke is really interested in the bomb. Really interested. Like... he wants to buy it or something. MegatonSettlerTalk2 I heard the sheriff talking about defusing the bomb. I don't know. The damn thing's been sitting there so long it's probably harmless. Right? MegatonSettlerTalk2 Stockholm says he saw some more Raiders, off to the east. Good thing for us there's nothing in Megaton worth raiding. MegatonSettlerTalk2 You ever see a Yao Guai? Boy, those things are nasty. MegatonSettlerTalk2 Leo Stahl.. you know. He's a junkie, a total chem head. He sells the stuff, too. Late at night, in the processing plant. MegatonSettlerTalk2 Sometimes that Deputy Steel makes me nervous. Simms and his boy, they treat him like a person. But it's just a machine, and machines can malfunction. MegatonSettlerTalk2 Megaton needs a stronger defense force. Okay, there's Simms and Steel, and the town militia, but half of us can't even aim straight. MegatonSettlerTalk2 It's probably not my place, but... I think the sheriff should find himself a new wife. He needs some companionship, and his boy needs a mother. MegatonSettlerTalk2 Those guys from the church drink the water near the bomb because they WANT to. Believes it makes them "closer to Atom" or something. Idiots. MegatonSettlerTalk2 You know, I'm getting a little sick of living in the slums. They promised me that after a few months I could move into the town. MegatonSettlerTalk2 I don't think that I'm ever going to be able to get a house here. I've asked Simms a dozen times and he keeps saying the same thing. MegatonSettlerTalk2 Did you hear that sound last night? It sounded like... I don't know... some sort of motor, but it was coming from the sky! MegatonSettlerTalk2 Have you ever talked to that Jericho guy? Man, what an asshole. MegatonSettlerTalk2 Jenny Stahl seems okay but her brothers... whew. One's a workaholic, and the other one is just flat out crazy. What a family. MegatonSettlerTalk2 Did you see Leo Stahl sneak up to the water processing plant last night? What does he do up there? And why does Walter let him in? MegatonSettlerTalk2 I heard that there are Raiders gathering to the west. Do you think they're planning an attack? MegatonSettlerTalk2 You asked where the parts came from to build the town? I heard that there used to be an air station somewhere around here before the war. MegatonSettlerTalk2 You should talk to the older folks about what Megaton was like before they built the walls. You think it's dangerous now? MegatonSettlerTalk2 I was rooting around in Springvale the other day and guess what I found: a book! An actual book! Can you believe it? MegatonSettlerTalk2 Do you ever question the wisdom in hanging around an atomic bomb all day? I mean, if it was going to blow, it probably would have by now. But still. MegatonSettlerTalk2 God, that Jericho guy gives me the creeps. He's such a nutjob. MegatonSettlerTalk2 I swear to God, if Nathan starts babbling about the Enclave to me one more time... everyone knows that the Enclave is just a story for kids. MegatonSettlerTalk2 Nathan and his damn Enclave, I tell you... What, does he think, that George Washington is going to ride out of the Wasteland to save everyone? MegatonSettlerTalk2 You ever hear of the Enclave? Nathan tells me that they'll be riding in here any day to help us... MegatonSettlerTalk2 Did you hear about the Enclave? Nathan said they're really the U.S. government. He says that they're coming to help us. MegatonSettlerTalk2 Walter sure is a grumpy old bastard. But he keeps that crusty old plant running, so I guess we have no choice but to put up with him. MegatonSettlerTalk2 Busted up my knee the other day, so I went to see Doc Church. He needs to work on his bedside manner -- my own mother never chewed me out like that! MegatonSettlerTalk2 I swear to God, Moira's crazy. She sold me this thing the other day, I didn't even know what the hell it was. Damn good saleswoman though. Damn good. MegatonSettlerTalk2 What is with those Church of the Atom lunatics anyway? They're all fucked in the head... drinking the bomb water, praying for another war? MegatonSettlerTalk2 Did you hear about Nathan? Yeah, he went and got himself killed. Manya is beside herself. MegatonSettlerTalk2 Nathan just hasn't been the same since Manya died. He refuses to leave the house! MegatonSettlerTalk2 Manya and Nathan are both gone... what's happening around here? MegatonSettlerTalk2 Ever since Sheriff Simms died, this place hasn't been the same. There's a fight nearly every night up at Moriarty's! MegatonSettlerTalk2 Have you been to the Brass Lantern lately? That place is like a funeral home since Jenny died. MegatonSettlerTalk2 The Stahl family is still mourning Leo. Nice kid, but I hear that he was mixed up in some bad shit. MegatonSettlerTalk2 Did you hear that the Stahls lost their older brother? He kept that place running, you know. It'll probably fall apart without him. MegatonSettlerTalk2 What do you suppose will happen to the Brass Lantern? With the whole family dead, someone's sure to buy it up. MegatonSettlerTalk2 You know what I miss most? Jenny's noodles. And she was such a sweet girl. MegatonSettlerTalk2 It's about time that someone gave that bastard Moriarty what he deserved, but I can't believe he left the bar to Gob! MegatonSettlerTalk2 Jericho was an asshole, but he helped keep this place safe. I'm worried about what'll happen if the Raiders attack now... MegatonSettlerTalk2 Did you hear about Lucy? Shame... she died before anyone ever got to know her. MegatonSettlerTalk2 God damn, I can't believe that someone killed Moira. Some people will do anything to survive out here, won't they? MegatonSettlerTalk2 With Walter dead, we're screwed. No one else can keep that treatment plant running. MegatonSettlerTalk2 Sorry, not now. MegatonSettlerTalk2 Can't talk now. MegatonSettlerTalk2 We'll catch up later. MegatonSettlerTalk3 I hear what you're saying. MegatonSettlerTalk3 Seriously. MegatonSettlerTalk3 Yeah, I know. MegatonSettlerTalk3 I wish you were joking. MegatonSettlerTalk3 Nothing about this place surprises me anymore. MegatonSettlerTalk3 It's all just more of the same in this town, right? MegatonSettlerTalk3 You know, I thought about moving once. Setting myself up in Rivet City or one of the smaller settlements. But hey, this place is home. MegatonSettlerTalk3 Ahhhhh... Megaton. MegatonSettlerTalk3 No kidding, huh? MegatonSettlerTalk3 Hmmm. MegatonSettlerTalk3 Right, right... MegatonSettlerTalk3 Wow... MegatonSettlerTalk3 Jeez... MegatonSettlerTalk3 Hm hmm. MegatonSettlerTalk4 Well, I guess I should stop gossiping and do something productive. Talk to you later. MegatonSettlerTalk4 If I hear anything else, I'll be sure and let you know. See ya. MegatonSettlerTalk4 Ahhh, life here in Megaton, huh? But anyway. I'll talk to you later. MegatonSettlerTalk4 Sometimes, I really wonder about this place. But hey, I'll talk to you later. MegatonSettlerTalk4 Listen, I'm gonna go grab some shuteye. MegatonSettlerTalk4 I was just on my way to grab a bite though -- I'll catch you later. MegatonSettlerTalk4 What are you going to do, huh? Anyway, I should get going. Take care. MegatonSettlerTalk4 You know me, I love to hear myself talk. Anyway, I need to take off. MegatonSettlerTalk4 If I hear anything else, I'll be sure and let you know. See ya. MegatonSettlerTalk4 *Sigh* Anywaaayyy. I don't want to hold you up. Have a good one, all right? MegatonSettlerTalk4 It's funny, though. At the end of the day, I still can't think of any other place I'd rather live. Well, I'll talk to you later. MegatonSettlerTalk4 Heh. It's all so sad, you have to laugh. Know what I'm saying? But hey, you have a good day, all right? MegatonSettlerTalk4 *Sigh* It's one thing after another in this place, isn't it? Anyway, I should get going. MegatonSettlerTalkBYE Talk to you later. MegatonSettlerTalkBYE Have a good one. MegatonSettlerTalkBYE Catch you later. MegatonSettlerTalkBYE Bye. MegatonSettlerTalkBYE Peace be with you. MegatonSettlerTalkBYE Later. MegatonTalk1 Sure thing, Andy. What do you need? MegatonTalk1 I'm a little busy right now, Andy. What is it? MegatonTalk1 Yeah, Billy? MegatonTalk1 Yes, Billy? MegatonTalk1 Mister Moriarty, sir! What can I do for you? MegatonTalk1 Yessir, Mister Moriarty? What is it? MegatonTalk1 Yeah, Colin? MegatonTalk1 Oh Christ, what now... MegatonTalk1 Yes, darling. MegatonTalk1 Yes, husband? MegatonTalk1 What did you say to me? WHAT did you say to me? Did I give you permission to speak, you disgusting corpse? MegatonTalk1 Well I'll be! I could have sworn I heard this corpse speak! But that's impossible. Dead men don't talk, do they? They LISTEN. They OBEY. MegatonTalk1 Oh, hey Jericho, baby! What's going on? MegatonTalk1 Jericho, baby! What's happening? MegatonTalk1 Hey Gob, what's up? MegatonTalk1 Hiya, Gobbie! Whatcha need? MegatonTalk1 What's up, son? MegatonTalk1 What's on your mind, boy? MegatonTalk1 Yes, Mr. Jericho? What can I do for you? MegatonTalk1 Sure thing, Mr. Jericho. What do you need? MegatonTalk1 Yeah, honey. What do you need? MegatonTalk1 What is it, baby? MegatonTalk1 Food, Jericho. It's all I had for you yesterday. It's all I have for you today. It's all I'll ever have for you. MegatonTalk1 Jericho, you're disgusting. Are you going to order something or not? MegatonTalk1 What? Me? Why? MegatonTalk1 I'll help you if I can, what do you need? MegatonTalk1 Sure... Jericho, is it? What do you want to talk about? MegatonTalk1 Yeah, sure. No problem. Anything I can do to help, you just let me know! MegatonTalk1 Yeah, Leo... what do you need? MegatonTalk1 What is it, Leo? MegatonTalk1 Yeah, dad? MegatonTalk1 Whatcha need, dad? MegatonTalk1 For you, sweetheart, anything. What do you need? MegatonTalk1 Anything for you, honey? MegatonTalk1 Oh, for the... What? MegatonTalk1 Yes, good wife? MegatonTalk1 Yes, my darling? MegatonTalk1 Yes, Nathan? MegatonTalk1 Yes, dear? MegatonTalk1 Oh, heya Nathan. Sorry, I got lost in my work. What do you need? MegatonTalk1 Sure, Nathan, what's up? MegatonTalk1 What is it NOW, Nova, dear... MegatonTalk1 Does the pampered princess seek an audience with her king? MegatonTalk1 Nova! Uhm... hi! What do you need? MegatonTalk1 Nova! What can I do for you? Just name it! MegatonTalk2 I was thinkin' Andy -- you know what would be great? If we went lookin' for a new refrigerator for the bar. MegatonTalk2 We should get us a hooker. We could pull in a lot of money around here... maybe a nice blonde. MegatonTalk2 You said we could have that talk sometime. You know. About boys. I'm ready! I'm ready now! There's some stuff I need to know. Like, really bad. MegatonTalk2 It's about Harden. I think I want to... kiss him. But I don't know if I should. Well, I think I should, but I don't really know HOW. What should... MegatonTalk2 I... I think we're running low on Nuka-Cola, sir. I... I just thought you'd want to know... MegatonTalk2 Colin... Mister Moriarty, sir... I just wanted to... to say... well... you're looking quite dapper today, sir... MegatonTalk2 I'm tired. I think I'm going to knock off early. I know you won't mind. MegatonTalk2 It's the tips, Colin. Your customers are actually getting cheaper, if that's even possible. Is a girl supposed to just lie down and take that? MegatonTalk2 I've been having those visions again. Not while I sleep, dear husband, but waking dreams. I see Atom, finally free! His glory revealed at last! MegatonTalk2 He came to me again last night, husband. The great Atom! He visited me in my dreams, bid me to spread His gospel. I was infused with His energy! MegatonTalk2 These floors are filthy, you useless fucking zombie! Next time you sweep, put your back into it. MegatonTalk2 Christ almighty, Gob, if I told you once I told you a thousand times. Do something about that... oozing. You're scaring off my customers! MegatonTalk2 I've got blood in my alcohol stream. I blame you. Fix it. MegatonTalk2 I can't help but notice that I'm sobering up. What are we gonna do about that? MegatonTalk2 My drink is empty. Fix it. MegatonTalk2 Don't forget to mop up really good today. You know how Colin gets when the bar is messy. I'd hate for him to, you know... Get angry again. MegatonTalk2 I just wanted to let you know I reserved some special time for you. You know, as a thank you for all you done for me. MegatonTalk2 I wanted to tell you, I saw the patch job you did on that leaky section of roof. That was... That was really responsible of you, son. Thank you. MegatonTalk2 So, ummm... I noticed Deputy Steel looking a bit shinier than usual. You polished him up, didn't you boy? He he he. Good work, son. Good work. MegatonTalk2 C'mon, Jenny, why you gotta be like that? I'm just trying to be nice to you. MegatonTalk2 Dammit, Jenny. Why do you have to embarrass me like that, out here in front of all these people? MegatonTalk2 I noticed some irregularities in the logs here. Are you tracking the drinks that you're selling like I told you? MegatonTalk2 You came up short again. Now, I don't know what's going on, but it needs to stop. MegatonTalk2 You said we could take that trip. Up north, you know? To see one of the old towns? Come on, dad, you promised.... MegatonTalk2 We still haven't built that model, you know. The Corvega? You told me we could do it this weekend.... MegatonTalk2 Well, I was thinkin', Sweetie Pie... Sometime soon, we should take a trip. Just you and me. Maybe visit Rivet City or somethin'. Would you like that? MegatonTalk2 You know, I got to thinkin'. You and I should do some scavengin' sometime soon. See, we find us an old bike, and get Moira to help us fix her up! MegatonTalk2 What did you do with my ratchet? I've looked everywhere! Where did you put it? MegatonTalk2 I... I never did find that gun. The one I was working on, remember? You put it somewhere didn't you? You cleaned up, and you lost my damn gun! MegatonTalk2 I was wonderin' if anyone's sold you a Fesson-Moch .45 cal. I need the trigger assembly for this rifle I'm workin' on. MegatonTalk2 Did you ever get ahold of those shell casings that we talked about? The special alloy ones? MegatonTalk2 I've been concerned about church attendance lately, Mother. The town's inability to fully accept Atom's promise is... most discouraging. MegatonTalk2 Have you thought more on that matter we discussed? It's a bold plan, Mother. But I fear the townsfolk may not be ready for such an intervention. MegatonTalk2 Nathan, you promised me you'd talk to Moira about getting those flower seeds. Please, don't forget. Again. MegatonTalk2 The computer's doing that... that THING again. You know, with the flickering. You said you'd fix it... MegatonTalk2 Have you been Jetting again? For Christ's sake, lass, you're half the earner when you're on that junk. NO... MORE... CHEMS. Got it? MegatonTalk2 Nova... You're a beautiful girl. Everyone knows that. But Jesus, put a smile on! If you can't be happy, at least look the part. MegatonTalk2 I set that special wine aside for you. The one you said makes you really... uninhibited. MegatonTalk2 You look beautiful today, Nova. Just like always. MegatonTalk2 I was thinkin', maybe you and me, we could go out sometime. MegatonTalk2 Now, I know you've turned me down before, but I'm gonna ask again -- what would you think about goin' out sometime? MegatonTalk2 Look, don't give me any of your shit. Now, tell me something, and if you're lyin' I'll know. Are you workin' with the Raiders? You a scout? MegatonTalk2 I heard something about you, boy. I heard that you was a scout for the Raiders, here to recoin.. recon... err... check out our defenses. That true? MegatonTalk2 I heard something about you, girl. I heard that you was a scout for the Raiders, here to recoin.. recon... err... check out our defenses. That true? MegatonTalk3 Yeah. Good idea. Not gonna happen. MegatonTalk3 And where do you propose that we pick one of those up? We'd have to pay the caravan scavengers, and who knows what they'd bring back. MegatonTalk3 Whoa! Whoa now, honeybun! Let's ah... Let's slow down a little, okay? You got a lot of time left before that stuff is important. All right? MegatonTalk3 Oh! Well... Well, now, you know Maggie sweetheart that boys and girls, umm... Aw hell, girl, can't you talk to Moira about this stuff? MegatonTalk3 Shut yer gob, Gob! Ain't that why I named you that to begin with? Cause you talk too goddamn much? Now get your rotting ass back to work! MegatonTalk3 Jesus Christ, what did I just tell you? Get back to yer job while you still have one! MegatonTalk3 I remember a time when you screwed more and complained less, Nova dear. Ah, but for the good old days. MegatonTalk3 *Sigh* Nova, lass. What happened to you, girl? Where's the fire? The enthusiasm? You've got such talent! You used to enjoy your work... MegatonTalk3 *Sigh* Our heavenly Father put you on this earth to test me, is that it? 'Dear Lord, save me from the whinings of thine whore who doth complaineth!' MegatonTalk3 Please, sir! I'm sorry! I... I'm just stupid, you know that! A stupid, rotting corpse, right? I'll take care of it, I swear! MegatonTalk3 Mister Moriarty! Sir! I... I'm sorry! You're right, of course... It won't be a problem! I promise you! MegatonTalk3 Sure thing! ... you miserable drunken asshole ... MegatonTalk3 One more drink, coming up! ... shitbird ... MegatonTalk3 You're always so nice to me, you know that, Nova? I don't know what I'd do without you, I swear. MegatonTalk3 Aww, Nova. I can always count on you to look out for me, huh? You're, well... You're just about the sweetest person I've ever met. MegatonTalk3 I just... You know. Wanted to help out. MegatonTalk3 I like helping you out, dad. I'm not a kid anymore, you know. Okay, I am a kid. But I can do anything you need me to do. I can handle it. MegatonTalk3 I'm not going to discuss it, Jericho. You know good and goddamn well why I'm like this and don't you dare play dumb with me. MegatonTalk3 Don't play stupid with me, Jericho. You know what my problem is. MegatonTalk3 Is it really that big of a deal if your little papers don't add up? Why are you always hassling me about this? MegatonTalk3 So we end up a few caps short at the end of the night. Who cares? It's not going to break us. Get off my back, man. MegatonTalk3 *Sigh.* You're right, Harden. You're right. No more broken promises. Let me just... get my affairs settled, and I'll free up some time. Okay? MegatonTalk3 Oh man. I did say that, didn't I? Okay. Yeah, yeah we can do that. I've got some stuff to take care of, but after that, it's you and me! Okay, pal? MegatonTalk3 Oh, yes! Please, please, please! Can we Billy? We could have so much fun. More fun than we could in Megaton, that's for sure! MegatonTalk3 You mean it? Oh Billy, thank you! Thank you so much! I can't wait! MegatonTalk3 *Tsk* You boys and your toys. I know better than to touch your things, dear. If it's lost, YOU lost it. MegatonTalk3 Calm down, dear. Deeeeepppp breath. I didn't touch your... thingie. It's right where you left it, I'm sure. If I see it, you'll be the first to know. MegatonTalk3 Hrm. Let me think... you know, I don't think so. But I'll let you know if anyone sells me one. MegatonTalk3 I'm sorry, Nathan. No. I have to tell you -- those are hard to come by. I wouldn't get your hopes up. MegatonTalk3 Glorious, Maya! Simply glorious. I sense that His coming is upon us... any day now... MegatonTalk3 Breathtaking, my love. Soon, Atom's glory will be upon us. Very soon. MegatonTalk3 We should stay our course, dearest husband. Atom's power penetrates us all, does it not? Soon, every soul of Megaton will revel in His glory! MegatonTalk3 Do not despair, dearest husband. Soon, all of Megaton will bask in Atom's glow. MegatonTalk3 Always with the nagging.... I'll do what I do when I do it, woman. MegatonTalk3 Fine, fine, fine. I'll do whatever you want. Just please, for God's sake, stop with the nagging... MegatonTalk3 I... I'm sorry, Colin. I've been tired lately, you know? I ain't been myself. Don't worry, I'll pull it together. I promise. MegatonTalk3 *Sigh* All right, Colin, all right. Just lay off, already. Please? MegatonTalk3 Oh, you're so sweet, Gob. MegatonTalk3 Awwww... Thank you hon. You're so thoughtful. MegatonTalk3 Jericho, baby. We've talked about this. Colin' don't want me seein' customers outside of work. He thinks our business is best kept professional. MegatonTalk3 You're sweet, Jericho. You really are, but Colin says that things between us is best kept on a professional level. If it were up to me... MegatonTalk3 Who told you that? MegatonTalk3 Me? A Raider? Are you joking? I'm not a Raider! I've never even met a Raider before! MegatonTalk3 I'm not a Raider! I swear! Who told you that? They're lying! MegatonTalk3 Me? Working with Raiders? Hell no! I just want to get a place here in Megaton, and I'll kill any Raider who shows up here to prove it! MegatonTalk4 Aw... you're no fun anymore, Andy. MegatonTalk4 You know, it's not all about money, Andy. MegatonTalk4 *Sigh* All right, Billy. But you can't avoid the subject forever, you know... MegatonTalk4 Geez, Billy, you're so timid with this stuff. I won't be a kid forever, you know. MegatonTalk4 Yes sir, Mister Moriarty! MegatonTalk4 Oh! Um... Y... Yes, sir! MegatonTalk4 You're all heart, you know that, Colin? MegatonTalk4 Thanks a lot, Colin. I can always count on you for sympathy and respect. MegatonTalk4 All right, all right! Stop your pathetic sniveling and just do what you're fucking told. MegatonTalk4 Gob? If I hear one more excuse come out of that rotting mouth, I'm going to sew it shut. Okay? There's a good zombie. MegatonTalk4 Now don't you go getting all mushy on me! We just... We got to look out for each other, right? MegatonTalk4 Hey, if we ain't going to look out for each other, what's the point? You think Colin gives a shit about us, Gob? Come on, sweetie, wake up. MegatonTalk4 I know, Harden. I know. You make me proud every day, son. What can I say, you're just like your dad! He he he he he. MegatonTalk4 Hey, you think it's easy, seeing my little boy turn into a man? Ha ha ha ha! Don't grow up too quick on me, you hear! MegatonTalk4 Jenny, baby. That was a long time ago. I've left all that behind me now. MegatonTalk4 Look, Jenny, that was years ago. I'm a different man now. MegatonTalk4 If these books don't add up, I don't know how much money we have, then how are we supposed to stay in business? Would you just be more careful? MegatonTalk4 It's important, Leo! I have to keep our head above water here. Please, just try to be more careful. MegatonTalk4 Okay, dad. But I'm going to hold you to it, this time. MegatonTalk4 You're kidding, right? You mean it this time? For real? Great! Great, dad, I can't wait! Thanks! MegatonTalk4 Ha ha! I just love seeing you happy, sweetheart. MegatonTalk4 Well all right then! It's settled! I'll set my affairs in order, as they say, and we'll sit down and plan this thing out. MegatonTalk4 Aggh! Damnit! But I've looked everywhere! *Sigh* All right. Thanks, I guess. MegatonTalk4 Well... damn. Thanks for nothing. MegatonTalk4 I hear things. I know a few people. What of it? MegatonTalk4 Thank you, Nathan dear. MegatonTalk4 Don't you take that tone with me, mister! Now quit with the cranky old man act and help your poor wife out. Heavens... MegatonTalk4 Oh, Nova. I've always trusted you to do the right thing, haven't I? If I didn't... you'd be dead. MegatonTalk4 Fine. But if we have this conversation again, I'll be forced to turn off the charm. MegatonTalk4 Nah... it's okay, Nova. I get it. No one wants anything to do with a crusty old Wasteland rat like me less'n they're getting' paid. I understand. MegatonTalk4 But you think... I don't know... that you might get out of here some day? I got plenty of money, I could take care of you... MegatonTalk4 Aw, Nova. I'd do anything for you. Well... I don't want to keep you. You're always so busy and... MegatonTalk4 Anything for you, Nova. Anytime. MegatonTalk5 Okay, Andy. I'll try. MegatonTalk5 You really need to relax, Andy. MegatonTalk5 People don't change, Jericho. Now order something and leave me alone. MegatonTalk5 No, Jericho. Just no. Now leave me alone. MegatonTalk5 Sorry, hon. I'm a lifer here. Just go drink your drink. MegatonTalk5 Then you best unhear it. I know all about you, old man. I'd be careful before I went around town spreading rumors about Raiders. You dig? MegatonTalk5 You can tell me that when you're the one paying the bills, Leo. MegatonTalk5 Yeah, well I'm the one accountable for this place -- not you. MegatonTalkDeathReaction No! That's terrible! MegatonTalkDeathReaction I hadn't heard! That's just awful... MegatonTalkDeathReaction Terrible business. MegatonTalkDeathReaction Ashes to ashes. MegatonTalkDeathReaction May they rest in peace... MegatonTalkDeathReaction Hopefully they won't come back as a Ghoul! Ha! Ha ha! ... ... what? Too soon? MegatonTalkDeathReaction Dibs on their stuff! MegatonTalkDeathReaction Dead meat, you say? So... will there be a feast tonight? Hahaha! MegatonTalkDeathReaction All I can say is: better them than me. MegatonTalkDeathReaction Shit. I wonder if their house is up for bids... MegatonTalkDeathReaction Well, on the bright side, now there are more water rations for the rest of us. MegatonTalkDeathReaction My sympathies go out. MegatonTalkDeathReaction It could happen to any of us, you know. MegatonTalkDeathReaction How does the saying go? "Death is like a robe that everyone has to wear." MegatonTalkDeathReaction "Death is as sure for that which is born, as birth is for that which is dead. Therefore grieve not for what is inevitable." MegatonTalkDeathReaction "God full of mercy who dwells on high, grant rest for this soul on the wings of your divine presence..." MegatonTalkDeathReaction "We have come from God and unto him we shall return..." MegatonTalkDeathReactionFunny You're really an asshole, you know that? MegatonTalkDeathReactionFunny That's appalling. MegatonTalkDeathReactionFunny You're going to a special hell, you know that? MegatonTalkDeathReactionFunny Too soon! MegatonTalkDeathReactionFunny You can't be serious. MegatonTalkEnclaveNegative Help us? Are you crazy? I heard about some shit they pulled out west somewhere... MegatonTalkEnclaveNegative From what I hear, they're nothing but bad news. MegatonTalkEnclaveNegative Yeah, well. We'll see. They can't be worse than those Brotherhood of Steel psychos down in the city. MegatonTalkEnclaveNegative Yeah, right. I'm not holding out hope for the cavalry to come save the world. MegatonTalkEnclavePositive Really? Maybe there's hope yet... MegatonTalkEnclavePositive I don't know... I want to believe that but I'm just not sure. MegatonTalkEnclavePositive If that's true, then all we have to do is hold out for a little while, right? MegatonTalkEnclavePositive I hope you're right. I really do. But after 200 years, don't you think they'd have done something by now? MegatonWhatsUpResponse Can't say that there's much going on. MegatonWhatsUpResponse Nada. MegatonWhatsUpResponse Not much. MegatonWhatsUpResponse Nothing. We'll talk later. MegBarRadioChatter Just give it up, Gob. You're not going to get anything. MegBarRadioChatter You just leave that fucking thing alone, Gob? MegBarRadioChatter Boy, just leave it be. I like the Enclave station. It's downright patriotic! MegBillyMaggieChoice Oh! Sorry, I guess I got ahead of myself, huh? Maggie's nine, sweetest little girl you'd ever care to meet. We take care of each other. MegBillyMaggieChoice I ain't never had a daughter, but if I did, I'd want her to be Maggie. I took her in when her parents got killed by Raiders. That was two years ago. MegBillyMaggieChoice It was a pretty bad scene. Small settlement up north. I'd stopped in to trade some salvage, and the whole place had been wiped out. MegBillyMaggieChoice I found Maggie hiding under a bed, in the same room where her parents had been butchered. We've been together ever since. MegCromwellChurch1 The Church of the Children of Atom is based on the idea that each single atomic mass in all of creation contains within it an entire universe. MegCromwellChurch1 When that atomic mass is split, a single universe divides and becomes two -- thus signifying the single greatest act of Atom's creation. MegCromwellChurch1 Occasionally, a divine event occurs and trillions upon trillions of new universes are created. The last such event took place here, 200 years ago. MegCromwellChurch1 Where most of the lost children of Atom see that event as simple war and devastation, we see creation and unification in Atom's Glow. MegCromwellChurch2 Those who were called to Atom during the Great Division were very fortunate. They were permitted to aid in the process of Atom's creation. MegCromwellChurch2 We seek the same, both in symbol and in fact and the "bomb", as you call it, represents Atom's capacity for creation. MegCromwellChurch2 We kneel before it and ask that Atom call us to aid him. We pray that out of our meager bodies, he will create new life. MegCromwellChurch3 It's a shame that you so easily mock us without even knowing our doctrine. MegCromwellChurch3 Even knowing the truth, you continue to mock us. How very, very sad. MegCromwellChurchEnd As you wish. MegCromwellChurchOfAtom Yes? What would you like to know? MegCromwellDonate Why yes, we do. How much would you like to donate? MegCromwellDonate Certainly, child. How much help can we expect from you? MegCromwellDonate Help us, and we in turn help Megaton. How much would you like to donate? MegCromwellDonate10 Thank you. MegCromwellDonate10 Atom be with you. MegCromwellDonate10 Bless you, child. MegCromwellDonate10 I appreciate the gesture, child, but you don't have enough caps. MegCromwellDonate100 Thank you. MegCromwellDonate100 Atom be with you. MegCromwellDonate100 Bless you, child. MegCromwellDonate100 I appreciate the kind gesture, child, but you don't have enough caps. MegCromwellDonate50 Thank you. MegCromwellDonate50 Atom be with you. MegCromwellDonate50 Bless you, child. MegCromwellDonate50 You don't have enough caps. MegCromwellDonateEnd Very well. MegCromwellDonateEnd Very well. MegCromwellPrayEvening Behold! He is coming with the clouds! And every eye shall be blind with his glory! Every ear shall be stricken deaf to hear the thunder of his voice! MegCromwellPrayEvening Let the men, women, and children of the Earth come forth to gather and behold the power of Atom! MegCromwellPrayEvening Let those who dwell here in his favored land attend now to the words of the Prophet of Atom! MegCromwellPrayEvening Come forth and drink the waters of the Glow, for this ancient weapon of war is our salvation, it is the very symbol of Atom's glory! MegCromwellPrayEvening Let it serve as a reminder of the Division that has occurred in the past and the resplendence of the promise of our division in the times to come! MegCromwellPrayEvening Give your bodies to Atom, my friends. Release yourself to his power, feel his Glow, and be Divided. MegCromwellPrayEvening There shall be no tears, no sorrow, no suffering, for in the Division, we shall see our release from the pain and hardships of this world. MegCromwellPrayEvening Yea, your suffering shall exist no longer; it shall be washed away in Atom's Glow, burned from you in the fire of his brilliance. MegCromwellPrayEvening Each of us shall give birth to a billion stars formed from the mass of our wretched and filthy bodies. MegCromwellPrayEvening Each of us shall be mother and father to a trillion civilizations. MegCromwellPrayEvening Each of us shall know peace, shall know an end to pain, and shall know Atom in his glory. MegCromwellPrayEvening I urge you, my friends -- come, drink with me and pray... MegCromwellPrayEvening Glorious Atom, I give unto you these feeble bones. I present to your will this frail body. MegCromwellPrayEvening I beg of you to use me as your vessel, guide me to your brilliance, divide each particle and give relief to this rotten flesh. MegCromwellPrayEvening Cast the fragile form of this ephemeral body into new life in the forge of your Glow. MegCromwellPrayEvening Atom, come -- bestow your presence on your unworthy servant. MegCromwellPrayEvening We stay true, until the Day of Division -- until the dawn of your return to His humble world. MegDocChurchMedicalChatter Jesus Christ, did you set this yourself? Well, I'm gonna have to rebreak it... MegDocChurchMedicalChatter What the?... oops. Well, that wasn't important anyway. You'll be fine without it. MegDocChurchMedicalChatter Now how did THAT get in there? MegDocChurchMedicalChatter How attached to your fingers would you say that you are? Oh, wait... never mind. There it is. MegDocChurchMedicalChatter I swear you people never learn, what do you think is out there in that Wasteland anyway? MegDocChurchMedicalChatter You're just going to get yourself killed out there, you know. Not that you'll listen to me... MegDocChurchMedicalChatter ...
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MegDocChurchMedicalChatter Here, hold this end for me. Okay, now give it back. MegDocChurchMedicalChatter You alright up there. Need another painkiller? MegDocChurchMedicalChatter Let's just see what we can do... mmm-hmm. Yep, just as I thought. MegDocChurchMedicalChatter Whoops, butterfingers! Hold on just a second... okay, got it. You're not feeling lightheaded, are you? Great. MegDocChurchMedicalChatter That's strange. Wait. Your left, my right. Okay, got it. There... we... go! MegDocChurchMedicalChatter You weren't kidding. You love the smack, all right. MegDocChurchMedicalChatter I'm taking food out of the mouths of some poor dealer's kids right now, you know. MegDocChurchMedicalChatter That burning sensation you feel, all over your body? That's my patented Addiction-Be-Gone treatment at work! MegDocChurchPersuade1 All right look, I'm only tellin' you this because you seem like an okay sort and I'm hopin' maybe you can talk some sense into the boy. MegDocChurchPersuade1 Leo Stahl... that boy got hisself a problem with Jet. I've caught him in here two to three times tryin' to steal what I keep around for anesthetic. MegDocChurchPersuade1 Not even his own family knows it. He goes up to the water treatment plant at night to get high... I dunno... I can't reach him. Maybe you can. MegDocChurchPersuade3 All right, I suppose someone with medical training has to have at least a bit of compassion. And maybe you can talk some sense into the boy. MegDocChurchPersuade3 Leo Stahl... that boy got hisself a problem with Jet. I've caught him in here two to three times tryin' to steal what I keep around for anesthetic. MegDocChurchPersuade3 Not even his own family knows it. He goes up to the water treatment plant at night to get high... I dunno... I can't reach him. Maybe you can. MegDocChurchPersuade3 Nice try. Maybe if you actually had some medical training, we could talk about it. MegDocChurchPersuadeEnd Right. MegDocChurchSupplies Plannin' on goin' out and getting' shot up, eh? MegDocChurchSupplies Yeah? What do you need? MegDocChurchSupplies Not quite as good as that vault stuff you're used to, but it'll do you. MegFFSilverCT01 That bastard! He... he's a liar! He just wants me dead! Those caps are all mine. I earned them! MegFFSilverCT02 Owe HIM some caps? He's a liar! He just wants you to kill me! Those caps are mine, fair and square. MegFFSilverCT03 You're not getting a damn thing from me! You hear me?! Not a damn thing! MegFFSilverCT04 Look, I used to work for that slob. Doing... you know... favors for guys. MegFFSilverCT04 Well, I got sick and tired of it. I told Moriarty I'm taking my share of the caps and leaving. I even slept with the pig to seal the deal. MegFFSilverCT04 Next morning he tells me I couldn't leave. So I bolted. I took my money and ran. MegFFSilverCT04 Now he's branded me a thief and a junkie and sent his cronies to find me. I guess I need a new hiding place. MegFFSilverCT04aSC I am tired of hiding out here like some kind of Wasteland dog. MegFFSilverCT04aSC I... I guess you're right. Here... this is all I have. Please leave me alone now. MegFFSilverCT05 Is there something wrong with your hearing? I just told you the caps are mine! You can't have them! MegFFSilverCT05 This is never gonna end until I send him a message. Well, fine. If I have to kill you to send it, I will! MegFFSilverCT06 You'd do that for me? I never expected anyone to care enough. MegFFSilverCT06 Here you go. Thanks, kid. You're all right. MegFFSilverCT07 Look... I feel awful about what I used to have to do for a living, okay? I use the Psycho to make the memories go away. MegFFSilverCT07 Who the hell are you to judge me? Tell Moriarty he can take his fucking caps and shove them up his ass! MegFFSilverCT08 You'd do that for me? I can't believe it... you hardly even know me! MegFFSilverCT08 Thanks, kid. You watch yourself out there. MegFFSilverPreMeetMoriarty01 Colin Moriarty... the owner of Moriarty's Saloon in Megaton. MegFFSilverPreMeetMoriarty01 That sack of shit is convinced that I'm some crazy junkie who stole money from him! MegFFSilverPreMeetMoriarty02 Colin Moriarty... the owner of Moriarty's Saloon in Megaton. MegFFSilverPreMeetMoriarty02 That sack of shit is convinced that I'm some crazy junkie who stole money from him! MegFFSilverPreMeetMoriarty03 That lying bastard. Roped you into finding me too, huh? MegFFSilverPreMeetMoriarty03 Well, you're not getting a damn thing from me! You hear me?! Not a damn thing! MegFFTLSilverOffer No, sorry. I've left that part of my life behind. MegFFTLSilverStory Who knows. Shoot myself up until I forget who I am? MegFFTLSilverStory The Wasteland sucks, kid. Just get used to it. MegFFWalterBuyParts I sure am, sonny. What've you got for me? MegFFWalterBuyParts I sure am, missy. What've you got for me? MegFFWalterBuyParts10 Just in time... just in time... MegFFWalterBuyParts10 The more of these I get, the longer I can keep the plant going. MegFFWalterBuyParts10 Good... good... I know right where I can use these parts. MegFFWalterBuyParts10 Seems like we can never have enough of these. MegFFWalterBuyParts10 We can always use 'em. MegFFWalterBuyParts15 Just in time... just in time... MegFFWalterBuyParts15 The more of these I get, the longer I can keep the plant going. MegFFWalterBuyParts15 Good... good... I know right where I can use these parts. MegFFWalterBuyParts15 Seems like we can never have enough of these. MegFFWalterBuyParts15 We can always use 'em. MegFFWalterBuyParts20 Just in time... just in time... MegFFWalterBuyParts20 The more of these I get, the longer I can keep the plant going. MegFFWalterBuyParts20 Good... good... I know right where I can use these parts. MegFFWalterBuyParts20 Seems like we can never have enough of these. MegFFWalterBuyParts20 We can always use 'em. MegFFWalterBuyParts25 Just in time... just in time... MegFFWalterBuyParts25 The more of these I get, the longer I can keep the plant going. MegFFWalterBuyParts25 Good... good... I know right where I can use these parts. MegFFWalterBuyParts25 Seems like we can never have enough of these. MegFFWalterBuyParts25 We can always use 'em. MegFFWalterBuyParts5 Just in time... just in time... MegFFWalterBuyParts5 The more of these I get, the longer I can keep the plant going. MegFFWalterBuyParts5 Good... good... I know right where I can use these parts. MegFFWalterBuyParts5 Seems like we can never have enough of these. MegFFWalterBuyParts5 We can always use 'em. MegFFWalterBuyPartsALL Well, alright... let me just count out your caps... MegFFWalterBuyPartsALLKarma Are you serious? Why... I'll be. Thank you, stranger. I can't tell you what this means to Megaton. MegFFWalterBuyPartsEND Okay... well, come back when you do. MegFFWalterBuyPartsEND You sure? Okay well, if you change your mind, just let me know. MegFFWalterHelpPipes1 Well, it's no secret that the ol' water treatment plant is on its last legs. And I'm the only one in town that can keep the damn thing running. MegFFWalterHelpPipes1 I spend so much time up in the plant, that I can't take care of the leaks that keep springing up in the pipes around town. MegFFWalterHelpPipes1 Now, I don't expect much from strangers, but if you've got the knowhow, I need someone to hunt down and repair those leaks. MegFFWalterHelpPipes1 The pipes are leaking around town. Find the leaks and patch the pipes, if you can. There should be three leaks. MegFFWalterHelpPipes1 The pipes are leaking around town. Find the leaks and patch the pipes, if you can. My guess is that there are still two leaks out there. MegFFWalterHelpPipes1 The pipes are leaking around town. Find the leaks and patch the pipes, if you can. There's only one more leak. Be sure to check all the pipes. MegFFWalterHelpPipes1 Well, I'll be... the pressure's up in the plant. It looks like all the leaks have been fixed. Thank you, stranger! Thank you! MegFFWalterHelpPipes1 But listen, it's only a matter of time before they burst again, and someone like you might not be around to fix 'em. I'll make you a deal. MegFFWalterHelpPipes1 I'll give you caps for any Scrap Metal you can bring me. You'll find 'em it over the place out there in the Wastes. MegFFWalterHelpPipes1 If I have a steady supply of scrap, I can keep the plant running and the pipes should be just fine. We got a deal? MegFFWalterHelpPipes1a From the pressure in the plant, my guess is that there are three of 'em scattered around town. MegFFWalterHelpPipes1a Check along the pipes and the valves, but they might be a bit tricky to spot. MegFFWalterHelpPipes1b I could, but I can't hunt for leaks all damn day. That rust bucket purifier would fall apart without me up around to plug it up. MegFFWalterHelpPipes1b The only break I get is when I shut the thing off for the night, and I can't look for leaks when the water isn't running. MegFFWalterHelpPipes1c I hope you can help. If folks knew how bad it was getting up here... well... I don't know what would happen. MegFFWalterRewardChoiceCaps Alright... alright... relax. But all you've done is delay the inevitable. Without those parts, the plants gonna croak sooner or later. MegFFWalterRewardChoiceCaps But what do you care? You just want your money. Here, take it and get out. MegFFWalterRewardChoiceDeal Good! This just keeps looking better! Those parts will keep this place running and the town in fresh water! Hurry back as soon as you find some! MegGobDrinks Yeah. Enjoy. Dick ... MegGobDrinks Anything for you, friend! MegGobDrinks Sure thing. MegGobDrinks I used to make Gob take care of this, but what do you need? MegGobDrinks I guess now that Gob's gone, someone has to keep you drunks wet. MegGobGreeting1 I guess they don't have a lot of Ghouls in the Vault. MegGobGreeting1 Haven't you ever seen a Ghoul before? MegGobGreeting1a Well, not all of us got the chance to hole up in a nice cushy Vault when the bombs fell. MegGobGreeting1a A bunch of us got stuck out here in the world, and got a full on blast of heat and radiation -- turned us into a pack of walking corpses. MegGobGreeting1a Near as I can tell, we age slower than you. A lot slower. There are even a few Ghouls that were alive during the war. MegGobGreeting1a Of course, with a face like ground Brahmin meat, you can imagine that folks don't take too kindly to us. MegGobGreeting1a1 Nice of you to say so. If you can't be nice, at least pretend, right? Fake it 'till you make it, and all that. MegGobGreeting1a1 Still though, a fake compliment is better than the usual spit in the face that I get. You're not half bad... for a smoothskin. MegGobGreeting1a2 Yeah, fuck you too. Whatever, man. I'm used to being treated like shit around here. MegGobGreeting1b Yeah... great. What do you need? ... asshole ... MegGobGreeting1c Well now. That's a surprise! I'm used to every asshole smoothskin in this town giving me shit just because I look like a corpse. MegGobGreeting1c I'm glad to see that there are a few worthwhile people around here. MegGobGreeting1c Listen... Moriarty'd have my head if he caught me selling at a discount, but for you, I'll risk it. MegGobGreeting2 I see how it is...
What do you need?
MegGobGreeting3 Wait... you're not going to hit me? Yell at me? Not even berate me a little bit? MegGobGreeting3a
I suppose I was wrong... should have known better.
MegGobGreeting3b Well now. That's a surprise! I'm used to every asshole smoothskin in this town giving me shit just because I look like a corpse. MegGobGreeting3b I'm glad to see that there are a few worthwhile people around here. MegGobGreeting3b Listen... Moriarty'd have my head if he caught me selling at a discount, but for you, I'll risk it. MegGobRadioTalk Aw, forget it. I guess we're stuck with this Enclave crap. MegGobRadioTalk Aggh! Come on, you piece of junk! Every day, it's the same damn thing... MegGobRadioTalk Come on! MegGobRadioTalk Stupid radio! MegGobRadioTalk Wait... is that...? Dammit! MegGobRadioTalk Work! Come on. Work! MegGobRadioTalk Why... won't... you... work? MegGobRadioTalk Goddamn radio! MegGobRadioTalk Son of a bitch! MegGobUnderworld A place called Underworld. It's a Ghoul city down in D.C. I set off up here to find adventure and fortune. And... well... I found this place. MegGobUnderworld I'm sort of stuck here. Colin says that I can't leave until I pay off my debt to him. Of course, he charges me room and board too. MegGobUnderworld If you ever get to Underworld, tell Carol that I said hi. MegJennyFoodChoice Sorry, hon. The noodle stand is closed. If you want something, ask Leo in the restaurant. MegJennyFoodChoice Here, take a look. MegJennyFoodChoice Hey, I won't say it's all fresh, but it'll keep you going. MegJennyFoodChoice Have a look, most of it's edible -- some of it even tastes good! MegJerichoMoriartyQuestion1 It's dangling around Colin's neck. Get it... if you can. MegJerichoMoriartyQuestion2 My robbin' days are over, kid. I'm just here to drink and stink. MegJerichoMoriartyQuestion3 He'll probably blow your head off. That is, unless you can draw faster than a pissed off Irishman. MegJerichoMoriartyQuestionEND Anytime. It'll be worth it to see the look on that asshole's face. MegJerichoPersuade1 You're from the outside and I've lived too much of my life out there to trust every jackass nobody that wanders in from the Wasteland. MegJerichoPersuade1 You seem alright though, so I'll cut you a deal. I'll answer your questions so long as you don't give me any more reason to distrust you. Got it? MegJerichoPersuade2 Well, now. That's something I didn't expect. You're scrappy for a little Vault twerp aren't you? MegJerichoPersuade2 Maybe I had you wrong, kid. You're okay. Now, what did you want to know? MegJerichoPersuade2 You're joking, right? I mean, I shit bigger than you, kid. MegJerichoPersuade2 Come back when you've got some fight in you. Until then, save your threats. MegJerichoPersuadeEnd You're goddamn right "nevermind". MegJerichoRumorBribe10 Ha ha! You're gonna have to do better than that, kid! Thanks for the drink, though. MegJerichoRumorBribe10 You're kidding. You don't have 10 caps? What kind of asshole doesn't even have ten fucking caps? MegJerichoRumorBribe10a Alright, alright, I'm just fucking with you. MegJerichoRumorBribe10a Hrm... lemme think. No. Consider it a fee for the lesson you've learned -- don't be such a tightass next time. MegJerichoRumorBribe10b You love me. MegJerichoRumorBribe20 Whoa, twenty caps! Look at the big spender! Alright then, I can see you're in it for the big money, so I'll tell you all about Moriarty's. MegJerichoRumorBribe20 Moriarty, he's a ratfuck bastard for sure, but he's also paranoid as all hell. So paranoid that he don't let no one handle the cash around here. MegJerichoRumorBribe20 Every night, he takes what Gob and Nova earn and locks it in a file cabinet next to his bed. MegJerichoRumorBribe20 Don't you know how a bribe works? You give me money, and I give you information. In order to do that, you have to have money. Christ. Kids! MegJerichoRumorBribeEnd Your call, kid. MegKidsAboutCaretaker Well, Billy used to. Before he... before he died. I don't know now. Maybe I'll see if Manya will help me... MegKidsAboutCaretaker Billy does! Have you met Billy... Billy Creel? A long, long time ago, he saved me from Raiders! MegKidsAboutCaretaker They... killed my real parents. But Billy showed up before they got me, and now he's like my daddy... sort of... MegKidsAboutCaretaker My dad, of course. He teaches me to shoot, and about the law, and keeping people safe. When he's not busy protecting the town, that is. MegKidsAboutCaretaker Well... with my dad gone, I don't really know... dad always said that I'd have to learn to watch out for myself one day... MegKidsAboutMegaton I dunno... I used to like it, but ever since dad... I dunno... MegKidsAboutMegaton It's great! My dad says that one day, I'm gonna get to be sheriff, just like him! MegKidsAboutMegaton It's okay, I guess. I used to live way far away when I was little... before Billy found me. MegKidsAboutPeople I don't talk to most of them. Billy says that I have to be careful, even when people seem nice. And I'm especially not allowed to talk to Mr. Jericho. MegKidsAboutPeople I usually play with Harden most days, when his dad isn't taking him out to learn to shoot or something. MegKidsAboutPeople Billy says that he's going to teach me to shoot one day too! MegKidsAboutPeople There's the Stahls. They run the Brass Lantern. I go there to eat with my dad sometimes. Doc Church runs the clinic. MegKidsAboutPeople The Confessor is a little weird. But him and mother Maya are always nice to me. MegKidsAboutPeople There's also Moriarty, but dad says that I'm not allowed to talk to him. MegLeoBuyDrugs What did I tell you? Not here. Hit me up when I'm away from the restaurant. MegLeoBuyDrugs What'll it be? MegLeoBuyDrugs Yeah, sure thing. MegLeoBuyDrugs What am I gonna say? No? You've got me over a barrel. MegLeoBuyDrugs Nothing. I'm... I'm not doing anything. Leave me alone! MegLeoDrinks Sure thing, my man. MegLeoDrinks Sure thing, little lady. MegLeoDrugProblem Look. Keep your bullshit judgments to yourself, man. Just don't tell Jenny or Andy and we'll be fine. MegLeoDrugProblem I just started, but so far... so good. MegLeoDrugProblem Things are pretty hard, but it's getting better. Thanks again, you really talked some sense into me. MegLeoDrugProblem Dammit! Who told you- I mean... I have no idea what you're talking about. MegLeoDrugProblem It's not any of your business, remember? MegLeoDrugProblem1 Help? What's to help? So I'm a junkie, big fucking deal. It's not like I'm hurting anyone. MegLeoDrugProblem1a I... I guess you're right. I have to tell them about my problem, don't I? MegLeoDrugProblem1a1 I just don't know what to say. I've been stealing from both of them for years to get my fix. Where do I even start? MegLeoDrugProblem1a1 Well, I'll figure something out. Look, I want to thank you for your help. I guess it took a complete stranger to show me what an ass I've been. MegLeoDrugProblem1a1 Take this key, it's to my private stash in the water treatment plant. Just get rid of the stuff, burn it, sell it -- I don't care what happens to it. MegLeoDrugProblem1a1a Thanks. It'll be hard, but I'll do my best. MegLeoDrugProblem1a2 No. Thanks, but no. I got myself into this problem, I need to get myself out. MegLeoDrugProblem1a2 I'll figure something out. Look, I want to thank you for your help. I guess it took a complete stranger to show me what an ass I've been. MegLeoDrugProblem1a2 Take this key, it's to my private stash in the water treatment plant. Just get rid of the stuff, burn it, sell it -- I don't care what happens to it. MegLeoDrugProblem1b Yeah, I can. Just please... Don't tell Andy or Jenny. And don't ask me about it when I'm at the Brass Lantern. MegLeoDrugProblem1b I'll only sell to you when my shift is over. Meet me in the water treatment plant if you need something. MegLeoDrugProblem2 I can hook you up. A solid chem dealer is hard to find out here in the Wastes, trust me. I know. MegLeoDrugProblem2 I can only sell to you when my shift at the Lantern is over. Meet me up at the water treatment plant if you need something. MegLeoDrugProblemEND You're damn right it's not your business. MegLeoStahlDesk Hey! Get the hell away from there! MegLeoStahlDesk Aren't you curious? You know what they say about curiosity, don't you? MegLeoStahlDesk Back off, man. That's my stuff. MegLeoStahlFridge Hey now, get outta there. Just let me know if you need a drink. MegLeoStahlFridge Whoa, bud. That stuff belongs to the restaurant. Just ask me if you need a drink. MegLeoStahlFridge Hey buddy, Bar's over here if you need something. MegLucasGreetChoiceBadChoiceNeutral Glad we understand each other. MegLucasMegatonChoiceBackToTopics All right, shoot. MegLucasMegatonChoiceBar Sure. Head over to Moriarty's for spirits. Or, if you want something to eat, head over to the Brass Lantern. MegLucasMegatonChoiceClinic Yep. He's a bit cranky, but he means well. Just make sure there's something actually wrong with you before you bother him. MegLucasMegatonChoiceClinic You'll find him down in the plaza at the bottom of the hill, across the way from The Brass Lantern. MegLucasMegatonChoiceName The town's named after the bomb that's sitting in the middle of it. It hasn't gone off. Yet. MegMaggieConbination Well... Billy built a safe into the floor of our house. He keeps all sorts of cool stuff in there. MegMaggieConbination I shouldn't tell you this but... the combination is 15-16-23-42 if you want to take a look. MegMaggieConbination Just make sure that you put everything back if you take anything out to play with it. I don't want to get in trouble. MegManyaMegaton I can tell you just about anything you want to know, honey. Megaton's history ain't no secret. MegManyaMegatonAirplaneParts Long ago, before the war, there used to be machines -- they were like buses, but they flew through the sky, taking people anywhere they wanted to go. MegManyaMegatonAirplaneParts You didn't have to walk, you just went to the air station, bought a ticket, and took to the skies. Anywhere in the world, you just up and flew there. MegManyaMegatonAirplaneParts When the war happened, the machines started dropping from the sky. Everyone around here thinks that the bomb made the crater, but it didn't. MegManyaMegatonAirplaneParts The crater provided good cover from the dust storms and when my daddy and the rest of the town decided to build the walls, they used what they had. MegManyaMegatonAirplaneParts1 Some of us wanted to. But the Church of Atom was just getting its start then. We needed their help to build the walls and clear the wreckage. MegManyaMegatonAirplaneParts1 If we'd have tried to move the bomb, they would have refused to help. MegManyaMegatonAirplaneParts1 Besides, a lot of people just wanted to leave it alone. It didn't seem to be hurting anything and who knows what would happen if we messed with it. MegManyaMegatonAirplaneParts2 Good eye. You're right honey, there are. There was an air station a couple of miles from here. It'd been stripped of everything except the planes. MegManyaMegatonAirplaneParts2 My daddy got a bunch of people together to go out there, break apart the machines and drag back what we could use. It took 'em a couple of months. MegManyaMegatonAirplaneParts2 You can't even tell where the air station was anymore. The Wasteland just took it back. MegManyaMegatonAirplaneParts3 It's a hell of a lot easier than trying to find enough parts to build walls and houses from nothing. The scrap was there, why not use it? MegManyaMegatonAirplaneParts3 Besides, it's sturdy. It keeps the Raiders and the dust storms out. Not all of us had the luck to be born in a vault, you know. MegManyaMegatonAirplanePartsEND Sure thing, hon. MegManyaMegatonEND Well, you come on back any time you want to hear more. MegManyaMegatonHistory Well, originally, it started as a hole in the ground. My papi talked about how his father and the original settlers just hid in this crater. MegManyaMegatonHistory It was enough to keep them safe from the dust storms. When things cooled down and people started wandering into the Wastes, some stayed behind. MegManyaMegatonHistory The wanderers started coming back here to trade their stuff. By the time my papi was born, the town was a full on trading center. MegManyaMegatonHistory Papi got rich on the caravan routes and eventually convinced the others to build the walls to hold off the Raiders. MegManyaMegatonHistory1 Well, the Raiders, for one. Once the town got big enough, they'd wait until the traders and their guards were away, then come in and clean us out! MegManyaMegatonHistory1 Now the Super Mutants... They were a whole other breed of problem. They'd kill us if they had to, but mostly they tried to drag people away! Alive! MegManyaMegatonHistory1 So, eventually, my father did something about it. Him and a few others organized the traders and the citizens and built the walls. MegManyaMegatonHistory1 So we're pretty safe now. Still, I wish those Brotherhood of Steel fellers hadn't hit on such hard times. They really helped keep the wolves at bay. MegManyaMegatonHistory2 Not at first. It was a collection of people trying to get into the vault, people worshipping the bomb, and a few other refugees. MegManyaMegatonHistory2 Then the traders came. Now the caravans take care of most of the trading, but before they were set up, it was all Megaton. MegManyaMegatonHistory2 I worked on the caravans with my father for a while. That's how I met that worthless bag of liver spots I call a husband. MegManyaMegatonHistory3 No. Space is limited these days. You see all of these people wandering around here? They live up in the common house and aren't really citizens. MegManyaMegatonHistory3 Most people around here keep one eye open around strangers, but me, I can spot a Raider spy at 100 meters. I'm not worried about it at all. MegManyaMegatonHistory3 But if having meetings and pretending to vote on things makes the others feel safer, so be it. MegManyaMegatonHistoryEND If you say so, honey. MegManyaMegatonHowDidYouGetHere I was born here, actually. Just like my papi. Oh, for a while I helped him scavenge and then later on his caravan. MegManyaMegatonHowDidYouGetHere But traipsing around the Wasteland is work for young people. After I met Nathan, I just wanted to stop moving around so much. MegManyaMegatonHowDidYouGetHere We've been here ever since. Of course, I can't say that it's been good for Nathan's sanity... MegManyaMegatonOtherPeople Oh, they come from all over... all over. You name it. The Stahl family grew up out east somewhere. Lucy's from some little settlement to the north. MegManyaMegatonOtherPeople Billy doesn't really talk about where he's from. Doc Church used to live in Rivet City. Jericho... well... let's just say that men can change. MegManyaMegatonOtherPeople ...I hope. MegManyaMegatonWhosInCharge Well, technically, no one. But you can't put two people in a room together without one of them trying to govern the other. MegManyaMegatonWhosInCharge But it depends on who you ask. Lucas Simms appointed himself the Sheriff. He throws anyone out who causes too much trouble. MegManyaMegatonWhosInCharge But Colin Moriarty runs just about everything else. Not much happens here that he doesn't know about. Or plan. MegManyaMegatonWhosInCharge Well, technically, no one. But you can't put two people in a room together without one of them trying to govern the other. MegManyaMegatonWhosInCharge But it depends on who you ask. Lucas Simms appointed himself the Sheriff. He throws anyone out who causes too much trouble. MegManyaMegatonWhosInCharge Colin Moriarty used to run just about everything else. Not much happened here that he doesn't know about. Or plan. I guess he got what was coming. MegManyaMegatonWhosInCharge Well, technically, no one. But you can't put two people in a room together without one of them trying to govern the other. MegManyaMegatonWhosInCharge But it depends on who you ask. Lucas Simms appointed himself the Sheriff. Before he died, he threw anyone out who caused too much trouble. MegManyaMegatonWhosInCharge Now Colin Moriarty runs just about everything. Not much happens here that he doesn't know about. Or plan. You ask me, he was behind Lucas' death. MegManyaMegatonWhosInCharge Well, technically, no one. But you can't put two people in a room together without one of them trying to govern the other. MegManyaMegatonWhosInCharge But it depends on who you ask. It used to be that Lucas Simms and Colin Moriarty fought each other for control. MegManyaMegatonWhosInCharge But with the two of them gone, who's to say what will happen around here? I'm just hoping that the Raiders don't show up again. MegManyaMegatonWhosInChargeEND All right then. Anything else you wanted to know? MegManyaMegatonWhosInChargeMoriarty That man is the scum of the Earth. He keeps the drunks around here soaking in liquor and that poor Nova, that girl deserves better. MegManyaMegatonWhosInChargeMoriarty And don't even get me started on how he treats Gob. Just because the boy looks dead doesn't mean that he should be treated like that. MegManyaMegatonWhosInChargeMoriarty That man has his fingers in everything around here. Just watch what you say about him, it'll always get back. MegManyaMegatonWhosInChargeSimms That man tries to bring law to this place. Lost cause if you ask me, but I respect his trying. He does seem to keep people in line though. MegManyaMegatonWhosInChargeSimms Other than that weird cowboy thing of his, I don't have much to complain about. MegMercNoWeapons I'd put that weapon away if I were you. MegMoiraBrownBarter Sorry, I'm closed. Come back tomorrow and we'll talk. MegMoiraBrownBarter I get a lot more done now that I'm not working on that book. I guess that's something, and that ought to earn you a discount, huh? MegMoiraBrownBarter Sure thing. MegMoiraBrownBarter Okay, fine. MegMoiraBrownBarter What do you need? MegMoiraBrownBarter Sure thing! MegMoiraBrownBarter Absolutely! MegMoiraBrownBarter What do you need? MegMoiraBrownRepair Sorry, I'm closed. Come back tomorrow and we'll talk. MegMoiraBrownRepair Since you kept me from wasting my time on that book, I had a chance to refine my repair process a bit. MegMoiraBrownRepair Sure, fine. Whatever. MegMoiraBrownRepair It's nice to be doing something useful. MegMoiraBrownRepair Okay, let me scrape the brahmin poop off my hands. MegMoiraBrownRepair If you've got the caps, I've got the skill. MegMoiraBrownRepair Unless it's a steaming pile of slag, I'd say yes. MegMoiraBrownRepair You got caps for me? Then there ain't no problem. MegMoiraCustomWeapTopic Do I ever! I've got the schematics for something called a Rock-It Launcher. I sell all the components, too, so you can make the weapon yourself. MegMoiraCustomWeapTopic Don't worry about ammo! This baby shoots all the junk you might find out there in the Wasteland. Ashtrays, teddy bears... you name it! MegMoiraCustomWeapTopic In fact, if you ever need to make any custom weapons, feel free to use my workbench, here in the shop. All you need is the schematics and parts! MegMoiraLocker Hey, now. That's my stuff. If you want something, you gotta buy it. MegMoiraLocker Whoa, whoa, whoa, hands off the goods. MegMoriartyChoice10a Aaahhhh. I see. You know, I heard about the brainwashin' that goes on down there. From some other fella, escaped, oh... five years back. MegMoriartyChoice10a 'All hail the Overseer! We're born in the Vault; we die in the Vault!' And all that other assorted lunacy. MegMoriartyChoice10a Kid, you've got better programming than our own Deputy Weld. You'd best wise up quick. Wouldn't want anyone... takin' advantage of ya. Hmm? MegMoriartyChoice10b Aaahhhh. I see. You know, I heard about the brainwashin' that goes on down there. From some other fella, escaped, oh... five years back. MegMoriartyChoice10b 'All hail the Overseer! We're born in the Vault; we die in the Vault!' And all that other assorted lunacy. MegMoriartyChoice10b Kid, you've got better programming than our own Deputy Weld. You'd best wise up quick. Wouldn't want anyone... takin' advantage of ya. Hmm? MegMoriartyChoice10c Aaahhhh. I see. You know, I heard about the brainwashin' that goes on down there. From some other fella, escaped, oh... five years back. MegMoriartyChoice10c 'All hail the Overseer! We're born in the Vault; we die in the Vault!' And all that other assorted lunacy. MegMoriartyChoice10c Kid, you've got better programming than our own Deputy Weld. You'd best wise up quick. Wouldn't want anyone... takin' advantage of ya. Hmm? MegMoriartyChoice10d Aaahhhh. I see. You know, I heard about the brainwashin' that goes on down there. From some other fella, escaped, oh... five years back. MegMoriartyChoice10d "All hail the Overseer! We're born in the Vault, we die in the Vault!" And all that other assorted lunacy. MegMoriartyChoice10d Kid, you've got better programming than our own Deputy Weld. You'd best wise up quick. Wouldn't want anyone... takin' advantage of ya. Hmm? MegMoriartyChoice1b Is that what your father told you? That you were born in that hole? That HE was born there as well? MegMoriartyChoice1b Oh, the lies we tell to those we love. MegMoriartyChoice1b Your father brought you to the Vault right after you were born. To keep you safe, you see. I remember it well -- you stayed in my saloon, after all. MegMoriartyChoice1b That's right. Your father, his Brotherhood of Steel friend, and you, the suckling babe with nary a tit to suckle. Sorry about your mom. Truly. MegMoriartyChoice1b But, life goes on. Daddy lied. Life's full of little disappointments. And now... you're all grown up, and wondering where he's gone to.... MegMoriartyChoice1c Ha ha ha ha ha! God in Heaven, would you listen to yourself? Do you honestly believe that's true? The lies they've put into that head of yours.... MegMoriartyChoice1c Your father brought you to the Vault right after you were born. To keep you safe, you see. I remember it well -- you stayed in my saloon, after all. MegMoriartyChoice1c That's right. Your father, his Brotherhood of Steel friend, and you, the suckling babe with nary a tit to suckle. Sorry about your mum. Truly. MegMoriartyChoice1c But, no matter. That big round door has opened now, hasn't it? Daddy's gone, and you need to know why. Could be I know where, and why.... MegMoriartyChoice1d Ah, temper, temper. And your father was so reserved. Take after our mum, do we? God rest her soul. MegMoriartyChoice1d But all least you've got balls. Yeah, I know your dad, met him when you were just a baby, when you two passed through here on your way to the Vault. MegMoriartyChoice1d You look shocked. You didn't think you were born in that hole, did you? Good Christ, boy. Know the truth, and it will set you free. MegMoriartyChoice1d Ah, temper, temper. And your father was so reserved. Take after our mum, do we? God rest her soul. MegMoriartyChoice1d But all least you've got spunk. Yeah, I know your dad, met him when you were just a baby, when you two passed through here on your way to the Vault. MegMoriartyChoice1d You look shocked. You didn't think you were born in that hole, did you? Ah, Lord.... Know the truth, and it will set you free. MegMoriartyChoice2a Did he? Well, our time together was brief, but... that is the way of it out here. When a bond is forged, little else matters, hmm? MegMoriartyChoice2a Well, he did come through here, but he left. I'm truly sorry. But maybe you can catch up to him? MegMoriartyChoice2a He headed southeast, into the city. Said he needed information from those loonies at the station. You know, Galaxy News Radio, what there is of it. MegMoriartyChoice2b You seem like a nice kid, so I'm going to be straight with you. MegMoriartyChoice2b Your dad was here, and now he's not, and yes I know where he went. But what you're asking me for is information, and information is a commodity. MegMoriartyChoice2b Let's say... 100 caps, and daddy's location is yours. Very reasonable. MegMoriartyChoice2c You catch on quick, kid. That's the way of it out here, for sure. You want something, you take it. Or you pay in cold, hard caps. Say... 100. MegMoriartyChoice2c Seems a fair price to facilitate a family reunion. Don't you think? MegMoriartyChoice2d Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, kid... ah... I'll let that one go, chalk it up to youthful arrogance. MegMoriartyChoice2d Listen carefully. I don't know what Sheriff Simms told you, but this is my town. Simms, he's a facade. An illusion of order I allow to exist. MegMoriartyChoice2d I was slinging drinks and killing Raiders here in Megaton when the good sheriff was just an idiot kid with cowboy fantasies. MegMoriartyChoice2d Raise a hand to me, and you'll never leave this town alive. Now, as for your dad... 100 caps, and I sing. MegMoriartyChoice3a All right, kid. Let me help you out, you know... for old time's sake. MegMoriartyChoice3a If you don't have the caps to pay for the information, then maybe you could do a little favor for me. MegMoriartyChoice3aFavorDone All right kid. Then I guess there's nothing else we have to say to each other. Come back to me when you have the caps, and we'll talk. MegMoriartyChoice3b Excellent! Your dad raised a smart kid. Really no substitute for the love of a father, now is there? MegMoriartyChoice3b Speaking of dear old dad, he went southeast, into D.C. to the Galaxy News Radio station. Good luck now. MegMoriartyChoice3c So you've said. And yet you came back once... Somehow I think we'll be having this conversation again. I look forward to it. MegMoriartyChoice3c Will you? Well, good luck with that. So far as I know, I'm the only one your Dad told where he was going. MegMoriartyChoice3c So, when you change your mind, come see me. I'm usually at the saloon. 100 caps... Daddy wouldn't think twice if it were you out there.... MegMoriartyChoice3d Guilty as charged. MegMoriartyChoice3d Tell you what kid, I'm gonna help you out... for old time's sake. MegMoriartyChoice3d If you don't have the caps to pay for the information, then maybe you could do a little favor for me. MegMoriartyChoice4a I did say it was 100 caps. And as I recall, you said no. So now I'm saying it's 300 caps. What will you say this time? MegMoriartyChoice4b Oh, no no no. I offered a deal for 100 caps. You declined. So now I'm offering a new deal for 300 caps. MegMoriartyChoice4b But why worry about trivialities when your father's safety could be at stake? MegMoriartyChoice4c Didn't you say that last time, too? I have a feeling you'll be coming back again. MegMoriartyChoice5a Well, I suppose it was. All right; because I'm such a softy, I'll honor our original agreement. MegMoriartyChoice5a Your dad came through here, all right. Didn't stay long, though. Said he had some important business to attend to, and headed off to the city. MegMoriartyChoice5a Something to do with Galaxy News Radio. Guess that'd be the place for you to start. Good hunting, and thanks for the caps. MegMoriartyChoice5a I'm reasonable, but I'm not crazy. How can you bargain with me and not have the caps? MegMoriartyChoice5b Nothing like the sound of caps jingling in your pocket is there? Always brightens my day. MegMoriartyChoice5b And to brighten your day, here's what I know. Your dad said he was headed southeast, into the city. He was aiming for Galaxy News Radio. MegMoriartyChoice5b No idea what he wants with them, but you can ask him all about it when you find him. Good luck with that, by the way. MegMoriartyChoice5b Oh, come on now. Are people in your Vault so gullible that you think I'd fall for this? MegMoriartyChoice5b You don't have the caps, so you don't get the information. I'm not stupid. MegMoriartyChoice5c Well, that's a shame for you, isn't it? You don't have the caps, and I guess I don't have the information. Disappointment all around. MegMoriartyChoice6a Now that wasn't so difficult was it? MegMoriartyChoice6a Your dad came through here, all right. Didn't stay long, though. Said he had some important business to attend to, and headed off to the city. MegMoriartyChoice6a Something to do with Galaxy News Radio. Guess that'd be the place for you to start. Good hunting, and thanks for the caps. MegMoriartyChoice6b How can you be so rude when I'm going to provide you with such a useful public service? MegMoriartyChoice6b Your dad came through here, all right. Didn't stay long, though. Said he had some important business to attend to, and headed off to the city. MegMoriartyChoice6b Something to do with Galaxy News Radio. Guess that'd be the place for you to start. Good hunting, and thanks for the caps. MegMoriartyChoice6c I'll be here. MegMoriartyChoice6d It's called economics, kid. You got something I want and I got something you want. Nothing's free. MegMoriartyChoice6d I told you the favor would earn you some caps if you really took care of it. Now, fork 'em over! MegMoriartysBuy No problem at all. I'll take care of you until that lazy zombie wakes up to do his job. MegMoriartysBuy Tell it to Gob, he'll get you whatever you need. MegMoriartysBuy Then you need to talk to Gob. Don't worry, he doesn't drip into the drinks... much. MegMotherMayaBarChoice1 Even still, I cannot aid you on this path with a clear conscience. MegMotherMayaBarChoice2 Well, in that case I recommend the Brass Lantern. It's directly across from the Church. You can't miss it. MegMotherMayaBarEnd Certainly. MegMotherMayaChurch For those answers I shall direct you to my husband, Confessor Cromwell. MegNathanEnclave1 Why? Why? Look around you. This is the good ol' USA. Sure, she looks a little bit different these days, but you're still on American soil. MegNathanEnclave1 And even if you were born in some underground Vault, you were born under the United States, which makes you an American. MegNathanEnclave1 And it's your duty and my duty to support our country and our president, no matter what. Understand? MegNathanEnclave1 Because American is the greatest country on Earth... actually... it might be the only country on Earth now. MegNathanEnclave1a Now there's a proud patriot. After all, if they could do us wrong, we wouldn't have elected them in the first place, right? MegNathanEnclave1a Yessir, trust in the judgement of other people to know what's best for me. It's the American way! MegNathanEnclave1b Why... that's unthinkable! Where in the constitution does it say that we're supposed to run around questioning the government? Huh? MegNathanEnclave1b1 Well.. when you put it that way... wait, you're just trying to confuse me with your fancy vault education and your textbooks! MegNathanEnclave1b1 I'll have none of it! Did you have something else you wanted to ask, or were you done with your crazy talk? MegNathanEnclave1b2 Well, when you put it that way... wait, you're just trying to confuse me with your fancy vault education and your textbooks! MegNathanEnclave1b2 I'll have none of it! Did you have something else you wanted to ask, or were you done with your crazy talk? MegNathanEnclave1b3 I don't mean to embarrass you, but maybe you should learn your history before you argue with a patriot. MegNathanEnclave1b3 It's okay, though. That's what we have a government for, to do the hard things so we don't have to. MegNathanEnclave1b3 But, what else did you want to know? MegNathanEnclave1c Well, we can't all care. Besides, why should we have to? That's what the government is here for, to take care of that stuff. MegNathanEnclave2 They're on the radio! They have been for years. President Eden talks about everything they're doing. MegNathanEnclave2 They got flyin' robots all around, watching everything so they know what to do when they finally swoop in and clean this place up. MegNathanEnclave2 You'll see. People think I'm just a crazy old man. Things'll be different when the Enclave gets here. MegNathanEnclave3 They're the American government! The eagle! People comma we the! The more perfect union! MegNathanEnclaveEND Any time you want another lesson, come on by. MegNovaGobTopic Who, Gob? Well, if you can get past how he looks, he's a sweetheart. Colin's awfully hard on him, though. MegNovaGobTopic1 He don't talk about it much but apparently, there's a whole city of Ghouls somewhere down in DC. MegNovaGobTopic1 He's mentioned his mother a couple of times, but other than that, he won't really say. MegNovaGobTopic1 He's been here for... I guess about fifteen years now. Ever since Moriarty bought him off of those Slavers. MegNovaGobTopic2 With Gob? Well, he's sweet... and I know that he'd like to, it's just... well... MegNovaGobTopic2 I don't want to sound shallow or anything, I mean, I'm a whore, my standards aren't exactly high. MegNovaGobTopic2 But there are places even I won't go. Johnnies that are squishier than me are one of 'em. MegNovaGobTopic3 Well, the miserable bastard is hard on all of us. But Gob gets it the worst. I guess just because he's different, you know? MegNovaGobTopicEND Sure thing, baby. What did you have on your mind? MegNovaHireTopic It used to be that Colin decided that stuff. But, with him gone, I'm thinking about retiring. So, no new clients. Sorry. MegNovaHireTopic It takes you renting a room. Sleep in it, or don't. I don't care. I get paid either way. MegNovaRadioTalk I told you Gob, it ain't the radio. The Enclave station comes in fine. It's Galaxy News. Their signal's been shit lately. MegNovaRadioTopic Huh? Oh, you mean why was Gob banging on that radio? Well, out there in the Wastes, there are two stations that broadcast. MegNovaRadioTopic There's the Enclave station. I don't know who they are, but I think it might just be some pre-war broadcast on a loop or something. MegNovaRadioTopic And there's Galaxy News Radio. It's run by a guy named Three Dog somewhere down in DC. But the signal went down a while ago. MegProtectronTalk Welcome to Megaton. Please stand clear of the gate. MegProtectronTalk Welcome to Megaton. Friendliest town around. MegProtectronTalk Need some grub? Try the Brass Lantern. MegProtectronTalk Thirsty, partner? Try Moriarty's. Coldest drinks in the Capital Wasteland. MegProtectronTalk Welcome to Megaton. Enjoy your stay. MegProtectronTalk2 Welcome to Megaton. The bomb is perfectly safe. We promise. MegProtectronTalk2 Ya�ll be careful with that thar weapon, ya hear? MegProtectronTalk2 Head on in, pardner. Ya�ll enjoy your stay now. MegProtectronTalk2 Welcome to Megaton. The bomb is perfectly safe. We promise. MegRadioStaticTalk ...
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MegSettlerGiveGift1 Bless you. MegSettlerGiveGift1 No. Thank you. MegSettlerGiveGift1 Certainly. It's the least I could do after all you've done. MegSettlerGiveGift2 You're an example to us all. MegSettlerGiveGift2 It does. Thank you. MegSettlerGiveGift2 Please, keep doing what you do. MegTLMoriartyFavor If you're looking for a handout, you can forget it. But if you're looking for work, there's a favor you could do for me. MegTLMoriartyFavor If your successful, it'll provide the caps you need to pay me. MegTLMoriartyFavor Good. I hope she got what she deserved. MegTownDirections You know, you're right -- I guess I do look like a sign post. [sighs] Where do you want to go? MegTownDirections In each our own way, we are all lost. Where would you like to be, sweet child? MegTownDirections In each our own way, we are all lost. Where would you like to be, brother? MegTownDirections In each our own way, we are all lost. Where would you like to be, sister? MegTownDirections Sure thing, partner. What do you need to find? MegTownDirectionsBar Are you joking? Yes, there's a bar -- The Brass Lantern. It's easy to find since you're standing in it. MegTownDirectionsBar I apologize, but I cannot encourage the consumption of alcohol. Alcohol impedes our personal quest for the Grand Division. MegTownDirectionsBar Sure is -- Moriarty's. The entrance is on the top level, opposite the Main Gate. MegTownDirectionsBar Just be careful. Moriarty is NOT your friend, no matter what he may say, so don't fall for his lies. And for god's sake, don't trust the man. MegTownDirectionsBed Up at Moriarty's at the south end of town. Talk to Nova, she'll help you out. MegTownDirectionsClinic You'll want to see Doc Church next to the Crater. Take your time. MegTownDirectionsClinic Atom can only heal the wounds of the soul. For wounds of the body, you should see Doc Church. His clinic is directly to the north the Church. MegTownDirectionsClinic Our clinic is down in the crater, by the bomb. Doc Church is a little rough around the edges, but the man's got talent and compassion. MegTownDirectionsClinic You'll want to see Doc Church next to the Crater. You can't miss it. MegTownDirectionsEquipment Seek out Moira at Craterside Supply, although the true pilgrim relies on Atom to supply all that he needs. MegTownDirectionsEquipment Moira sells all kinds of stuff at her place, Craterside Supply. Take a guess where it is? Heh heh heh heh. MegTownDirectionsEquipment Seek out Moira at Craterside Supply. She's a darling girl. MegTownDirectionsEquipment Check out Craterside Supply. It's on the western side of town. MegTownDirectionsGoBack Oh, no problem. I'm not busy at all. Yep. Plenty of time to talk to strangers. MegTownDirectionsGoBack What else do you require, sweet child? MegTownDirectionsGoBack Sure thing. What's on your mind? MegTownDirectionsGoBack What do you wish to discuss? MegTownDirectionsWeapons Go see Moira at Craterside Supply. She sells some weapons. Makes some too, from what I hear. Her place is down by the crater. MegTownDirectionsWeapons It saddens me to think how quickly we resort to violence. MegTownDirectionsWeapons You'll probably want to see Moira at Craterside Supply. She sells some weapons. Makes some too, from what I hear. Her place is down by the crater. MegTownDirectionsWeapons It saddens me to think how quickly we resort to violence. MegTownEnd Right. MegTownEnd Sure thing, man. MegTownEnd If you say so. MegTownEnd Very well. MegTownEnd Command accepted, pard-ner. MegTownEnd You sure? MegTownEnd Okay! MegTownEnd Right. MegTownEnd Let me know if you need anything else! MegTownEnd Yeah. MegTownEnd No problem, buddy. MegTownEnd Right. MegTownEnd Right. MegTownEnd Right. MegTownEnd Sure thing, honey. MegTownEnd Command accepted. MegTownEnd No problem! MegTownEnd As you wish, child. MegTownEnd Gotcha. MegTownEnd Right. MegTownEnd Right. MegTownFatherChoice It's like I said, kid. Your dad was here for a bit, but didn't stay long. Said he was going to the Galaxy News Radio station. Southeast, in D.C. MegTownFatherChoice My God... It's you. The little baby boy, all grown up. Persistent little bastard, ain't ya? Then and now, it would seem. It's been a long time, kid. MegTownFatherChoice Oh, your daddy passed through here, all right. Here and gone. Got what he came for, and then left. I'm assuming you'll do the same, correct? MegTownFatherChoice My God... It's you. The little baby girl, all grown up. Persistent little flower, ain't ya? Then and now, it would seem. It's been a long time, kid. MegTownFatherChoice Oh, your daddy passed through here, all right. Here and gone. Got what he came for, and then left. I'm assuming you'll do the same, correct? MegTownFatherChoice You took care of our little lost lamb, eh? I knew I could count on you. MegTownFatherChoice How about you just hand over 100 caps and we'll call it even. MegTownFatherChoice You got memory problems, kid? You ain't getting somethin' for nothin'. So pony up the 300 caps, and THEN we'll talk. MegTownFatherChoice Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you. MegTownFatherChoice Oh, yeah! I do remember a guy like that. MegTownFatherChoice Honestly, I usually keep my head down. I tend to get smacked around if I look customers in the eyes. But talk to Moriarty, he'll know more. MegTownFatherChoice I can't talk about that anymore. Moriarty will beat me again if I do. MegTownFatherChoice Yeah, I remember that man. I saw him talking to Moriarty. It's hard to forget handsome men like that. MegTownFatherChoice Not in here, I haven't. MegTownFatherChoice Sorry, man. I haven't seen any cats like that roll through here. MegTownFatherChoice Many of the transient visitors end up at one of Megaton's seedier establishments. MegTownFatherChoice I suggest you speak to Colin Moriarty and continue your search there. MegTownFatherChoice Boy... are you botherin' me? 'Cause I think we talked about what happens when you bother me. MegTownFatherChoice Girl... are you botherin' me? 'Cause I think we talked about what happens when you bother me. MegTownFatherChoice Oh man, you're looking for your dad? That is so sweet! Did he run out on you when you were a kid or something? MegTownFatherChoice Our parents died when we were kids. My brother Leo, he's the oldest, he raised my brother Andy and me. It was hard on him, but we turned out okay. MegTownFatherChoice But God, you don't want to hear about that. I'm sorry, but I haven't seen your dad. He didn't eat at the Brass Lantern. I'd remember if he did. MegTownFatherChoice Are you fucking kidding me? Get out of my face. MegTownFatherChoice I usually avoid most of the Wasteland types that come through here, but there was one guy. MegTownFatherChoice Unlike most of the wannabe heroes that come in, he looked like he could actually read a book without giving himself a headache. MegTownFatherChoice He spent a bunch of time at Moriarty's before moving on. I'd try talking to Colin. MegTownFatherChoice I usually avoid most of the Wasteland types that come through here, but there was one guy. MegTownFatherChoice Unlike most of the wannabe heroes that come in, he looked like he could actually read a book without giving himself a headache. MegTownFatherChoice He spent a bunch of time at Moriarty's before moving on. I'd try talking to Colin. MegTownFatherChoice Your father? I don't know, I don't know. Doesn't ring a bell, sorry. MegTownFatherChoice Well, come to think of it, I do remember a stranger coming through here. Had a look in his eye. You know the kind a man gets when he's got a purpose. MegTownFatherChoice Spent some time up in the saloon. Might want to check with Moriarty. Just watch yourself. That man's trouble. MegTownFatherChoice Nope, sorry. I got enough fires to put out in this place that I don't have time to keep tabs on every visitor. I'd ask around town. MegTownFatherChoice Could be the guy I saw at Moriarty's Saloon not too long ago. I'd ask there. MegTownGoodbye Yeah, all right. MegTownLeoStahlBar Heh... well... there's this and that. I keep myself busy. But, really, that's none of your business is it? MegTownMegaton It's a hole. A dead end. So why I do stay? Well... it's a hole that makes me money. MegTownMegaton Megaton is the best little town you'll find in the Capital Wasteland. Don't let anyone tell you different. MegTownMegaton Strong walls, strong people, and strong booze. We've got everything you need to make a life these days. MegTownMegaton Megaton is the best little town in the Wasteland. Don't let anyone tell you different. MegTownMegaton Stay the fuck out of my business, don't go where you don't belong, and buy your drinks here. That's all you need to know. MegTownMegaton Megaton -- Atom's sacred village. He has chosen this place for the site of his shrine and we have been called. MegTownMegaton Outsiders ask us "why did you build a town around a bomb"? To them, I say: The bomb brings the promise of Division and the gift of the Glow. MegTownMegaton The bomb is us. The bomb is Atom. And thus, we are Atom -- awaiting the day in which each of us gives birth to a trillion new lives. MegTownMegaton I have to say, of all the rat infested hellholes that I've lived in, this one is the least hellish. MegTownMegaton Some people hate this place, but I guess it's their right, what the hell do they want out of life? Food, shelter and safety. Works for me. MegTownMegaton What do you want to know? MegTownMegaton Yeah... I'm not really interested in chitchatting with you. Buy something or leave me alone. MegTownMegaton What's to tell? We're alive, so we've got nothing to complain about, right? And hell, I've got a restaurant! So I have it better than most! MegTownMegaton What can I tell you about Megaton? Well, that fucking bomb is killing us all slowly. How's that for a piece of information? MegTownRumors Moriarty pisses in his still -- crazy bastard thinks it's hilarious. Besides, you'll get your throat cut in that pit. You're much better off here. MegTownRumors Hey, maybe I'll put that on the sign out front: "The Brass Lantern: Cleaner, safer, and less likely to have piss in the drinks". MegTownRumors People've been sayin' that there's somethin' wrong with the water purifier. But Ol' Walter's been keepin' that thing runnin' for decades. MegTownRumors I'm not worried. No reason it'd pick now to go down for good... would it? MegTownRumors I own a saloon, kid. Rumors are part and parcel. So I'll give you this one for free... MegTownRumors Not sure if you've met her, but Lucy West, that pretty young thing? She's afraid. Of what, of who, I couldn't say. But you can feel the fear on her. MegTownRumors News? My friend, I take effort not to be involved in such worldly business. Earthly pursuits distract from Atom. MegTownRumors Of course... now that you mentioned it, I've noticed that Moira has hired a mercenary to protect her goods -- the man never sleeps. So they say. MegTownRumors I already told you about the Stahl boy's drug problem. You said you wanted to help. MegTownRumors That's about all the confidences I'm going to break for you, stranger. MegTownRumors A doctor doesn't talk about his patients. At least not to strangers, he doesn't. MegTownRumors I ain't heard much. Truth be told, I don't really ever leave the Lantern. Too much work, too few hours in the day, y'know? MegTownRumors Remember what I told you, kid: Moriarty keeps his money locked up right next to his bed. MegTownRumors A little drinkin' money might loosen my lips a bit. Give it a try. See what happens. MegTownRumors Hey, I'm not much of a mudslinger. I don't like to spread stuff around, you know what I mean? Everybody has their secrets. Let's keep them that way. MegTownRumors I'm sorry, I just haven't been paying any attention at all since Nathan died. MegTownRumors There's only one thing that concerns me in this town these days: what my damn fool husband is doing. MegTownRumors He wanders around here all day and all night, preaching about the Enclave and tryin' to get parts for his guns. MegTownRumors I'm not sure who's the bigger fool, him or me. After all, I married him. MegTownRumors I'm not one to gossip, but I do know a few things. For instance, did you hear that Lucas wants someone to disarm our bomb? MegTownRumors Imagine the blasphemy! I can't believe it! I mean, I don't believe it. He would never do that to us. MegTownRumors Sure, you got the purifier working right again, but if it runs out of water to pump then we're still screwed. MegTownRumors Well, people've been sayin' that the water purifier's about to go. Honestly, I'll tell you what I tell them. MegTownRumors I've been keeping that wreck going for thirty-five years and this is the first time I've ever had a problem I couldn't fix. MegTownRumors I couldn't tell you, really. I'd talk to Manya if you care that much. She's lived in Megaton longer than anyone. MegTownRumors It used to be that you could ask Manya just about anything. Now that she's gone, I don't know what to tell you... MegTownWasteland Outside of Megaton? Any place other than here sounds like heaven to me. Fuck this place. MegTownWasteland If it weren't for you Wasteland types coming through with your caps, I'd be out of here in a second. Assuming that I could convince Jenny and Leo. MegTownWasteland All I know is that I spent too much time out there and beyond that, I ain't gonna talk about it. MegTownWasteland The Wasteland? Why the hell would you want to go out there? Listen to me, lass, Megaton has everything you could possibly need. Why go anywhere else? MegTownWasteland The Wasteland? Why the hell would you want to go out there? Listen to me, lad, Megaton has everything you could possibly need. Why go anywhere else? MegTownWasteland In my youth, I traveled quite a bit. But... that was a different life. I assume that you are seeking information and advice, yes? MegTownWasteland The only advice that I can offer is this: you will find no wealth in the Wasteland greater than that which you will find within yourself. MegTownWasteland Bask in Atom's Glow, and you will understand. MegTownWasteland None of your fucking business. MegTownWasteland I've said just about all I'm going to say about that. MegTownWasteland I spent a lot of time out there and I've left a lot of ghosts in my path. Some of them, well... they're coming a bit close to catching up to me. MegTownWasteland It's called "The Wasteland" for a reason. But there are settlements, too, spread all around. The human race is stubborn like that. MegTownWasteland To the south you got Rivet City, but don't bother going to D.C. The place is a warzone. MegTownWhatDoYouDo Me? I deal with the caravan suppliers. I used to ride with those guys, so they cut me some good deals. Helps keep the town supplied. MegTownWhatDoYouDo But more importantly, I take care of Maggie. Of course, she's getting' a little old to have Billy lookin' over her shoulder all the time... MegTownWhatDoYouDo I keep these yokels knee deep in booze and poon. They keep me knee deep in caps. It's a fair trade, if you ask me. MegTownWhatDoYouDo I'm the town doc. If it's cut, I sew it up. If it's infected, I cut it off. MegTownWhatDoYouDo Me? I don't do a damn thing. Well, unless you count staying piss drunk and making Moriarty rich as something. MegTownWhatDoYouDo Sure, I'm the best shot in town with a rifle, so everyone comes running to ol' Jericho when the Raiders show up. MegTownWhatDoYouDo But between raids, they're content to take my money and drag me home when I've had too much. Hahaha! MegTownWhatDoYouDo I take care of the water purification plant. This old rusted hunk keeps us in clean water... for now. MegTownWhatDoYouDo I take care of the water purification plant. That old rusted hunk keeps us in clean water... for now. MegTownWhosInCharge With both Lucas and Colin dead, it's pretty much a free for all until someone steps up. MegTownWhosInCharge Lucas Simms was the only guy we had to keep people in line. With him gone, I guess Moriarty pretty much runs the show around here. MegTownWhosInCharge Moriarty thought he was. Not so much anymore, I guess. I'm surprised that Simms never took care of Moriarty himself. MegTownWhosInCharge Well, Moriarty thinks he is, but Lucas Simms is the law around here and everyone knows it. MetroRobotTalk Metro security protocol initializing... MetroRobotTalk Good morning! It's a great day at Roosevelt High School! MetroRobotTalk Station security grid... offline. Metro Central... not responding. MetroRobotTalk Threat level Omega. Lethal force authorized. MetroRobotTalk Metro security protocol in progress. Please stand clear of the offenders. MetroRobotTalk Stand clear, please. MetroRobotTalk Do not be alarmed. The metro will resume normal operation shortly. MetroRobotTalk Authorized ticketholders, please proceed to the main platform. MetroRobotTicketCheck Tickets please. MetroRobotTicketCheck Scanning for valid ticket... verified. Thank you for riding with Metro. MetroRobotTicketCheck No entry without tickets. Please present your tickets. MetroRobotTicketCheck Unauthorized metro use detected. MichaelMastersWarnPlayer You there! Put your weapons away, and come over here. No funny business unless you want to get shot. MichaelMastersWarnPlayer I won't hurt you if you come out and face me without your weapon drawn. MichaelMastersWarnPlayer Stop hiding. I won't hurt you if you're unarmed. MichaelMastersWarnPlayer If you don't put your weapons away, I'll start shooting. MichaelMastersWarnPlayer I'm warning you. Come peacefully or I'll shoot. MichaelMastersWarnPlayer I'm not playing around, come over here. We need to have a little chat. I don't want to waste bullets on your sorry hide. MichaelMastersWarnPlayer I'm not playing around, come over here. MilitaryRobotIDCheck Stand down, squishy. Present your ID on the double. MilitaryRobotIDCheck ID accepted. Resume your duties. MilitaryRobotIDCheck ID invalid, you commie scum spy! Hands in the air! MilitaryRobotIDCheck Time to pray to whatever heathen gods you believe in, commie. MilitaryRobotTalk Loading Personality: General Atomics International V1.0 "Sergeant Major"... MilitaryRobotTalk Sergeant Major reporting for duty... downloading orders from Central... FAILURE. MilitaryRobotTalk Halt, intruder! Unauthorized personnel will be handled with extreme violence. MilitaryRobotTalk Initiating Combat Protocol: Charlie Zulu 4. MomHolotape ...that batch of tests was inconclusive, but Madison and I are convinced it's a problem with the secondary filtration system. MomHolotape We�re going to re-calibrate the equipment and try again tomorrow, so that... James, please, I�m trying to work. Now�s not the time... MomHolotape So that's the next step. Assuming we get the results we need, we'll move on to... James! Stop! I need to finish these notes... MomHolotape We'll move on to diagnosing the issues with the radiation dampeners. That should... Ow! James! Now? We really shouldn't... Ha ha ha ha ha! MQ00InitialGreetingChoice1 Great. If there's anything I can do for you, let me know. MQ00InitialGreetingChoice1 I help Doctor Li when she needs equipment moved. I am no scientist, I just help with the heavy things. MQ00InitialGreetingChoice2 Fine, screw you. MQ00InitialGreetingChoice2 No, no. I am only here to help with moving things, lifting heavy equipment. I am no scientist. MQ00InitialGreetingChoice2 I simply help Doctor Li in whatever way I can. MQ00LiTLEnclaveAttack I should think it's rather obvious. They want the technology for themselves. MQ00LiTLEnclaveAttack You grew up in a Vault, never wanting for clean, fresh water. Out here in the real world it's hard to come by, and that makes it valuable. MQ00LiTLWhatDoingNow I'm assisting Rothchild with some of his research. I've worked with portable generators more extensively than he has. MQ00LiTLWhatDoingNow I don't really care for the idea that this is supporting some gigantic military robot, but given the state of things, I recognize the need for it. MQ00WhoAreYou I'm MacCready. I run Little Lamplight, because they made me the mayor. And I don't like strangers. Or mungos. MQ00WhoAreYou Doctor Madison Li. I am in charge of the science team based here at Rivet City. MQ00WhoAreYou I am Garza. I help Doctor Li here in the lab. MQ01BrotherhoodConv Yeah. Where'd that Behemoth come from? Good thing Lyons' little friend turned out to be so handy with a Fat Man. MQ01BrotherhoodConv Yeah. Where'd that Behemoth come from? MQ01BrotherhoodConv Civilians with nukes. Scary stuff. Anyway, a win's a win, right? MQ01BrotherhoodConv No idea. Now he's going to be stinking up the place for weeks. Oh well, a win's a win, right? MQ01GNRTopic Galaxy News Radio is some loudmouth radio station located in the ruins of D.C. MQ01GNRTopic Three Dog, the king of that looney bin, keeps yapping about fighting some Good Fight or something. A bunch of crap. MQ01GNRTopic But I suppose if you wanted to know what was going on in the Wasteland, that's the place to go. Me, I could care less. MQ01GNRTopic You serious? MQ01GNRTopic Oh... you must have come from that Vault. Right. MQ01GNRTopic It's the only free radio station left in the Wasteland. The guy who runs it, Three Dog, he's like the only person who seems to give a shit. MQ01GNRTopic He keeps talking about fighting the Good Fight or something. Better than the crap on the other station. MQ01GNRTopic Mister Moriarty says we can keep it on. It's a good radio station. MQ01GNRTopic I like hearing the DJ, Three Dog and how he's helping to fight the Good Fight. MQ01GNRTopic Sigh. If only I was a part of that instead of being stuck in this dive... MQ01GobHelps01 Sigh. That's his way. Always putting caps before people's lives. MQ01GobHelps01 I wish someone would stand up to him one day. Oh my.... I shouldn't be saying all of this! MQ01GobHelps01 I'm sorry, I really must get back to work. I can't get involved. I'm so sorry. MQ01GobHelps01a I was like you once. I wandered into town looking for an escape from this stupid joke of a body I'm trapped in. Now look at me. MQ01GobHelps01a Very well. Moriarty keeps a computer terminal in the back. On it, he keeps all of the goings on in Megaton. MQ01GobHelps01a If you can get onto that terminal, I bet he has information on your Dad. MQ01GobHelps01a Now, get away from me, smoothskin. If Moriarty even suspects I told you this, I'm a dead Ghoul. MQ01GobHelps01b All right! I'll tell you! Please, just don't hurt me! MQ01GobHelps01b Moriarty keeps a computer terminal in the back. On it, he keeps all of the dirty secrets of Megaton. MQ01GobHelps01b If you can get onto that terminal, I bet he has information on your Dad. MQ01GobHelps01b Now, get away from me, smoothskin. If Moriarty even suspects I told you this, I'm a dead Ghoul. MQ01GobHelps02 Look, smoothskin. I've told you all I dare. Moriarty doesn't like me chatting with the customers like this. MQ01GobHelps02 If he even thought I was talking to you, he'd tan my hide! MQ01GobHelps02 Let me get back to work now before he sees us. MQ01GobHelps03 Moriarty is your best bet. I wish you luck. Now, I have to get back to work, or I'll be answering to him too. MQ01LyonsPrideA2 That's how we do it in the Lyons' Pride, you fucking freaks! MQ01LyonsPrideA2 Initiate! Shut it! You'll have your fill of death soon enough. MQ01LyonsPrideA2 Uh... Yessir. Sorry, Brother. MQ01LyonsPrideA2 Scared, stupid kid... MQ01LyonsPrideC1 Brotherhood mobile unit, report your status. MQ01LyonsPrideC1 We're clear out here. Stand down. MQ01LyonsPrideC1 Sentinel Lyons? Is that you? MQ01LyonsPrideC1 Who else? Always count on my father to send the best. MQ01LyonsPrideC1 Ha ha ha! Humble as always, Sarah. MQ01LyonsPrideC1 It's great to see you guys. It's been Super Mutant Central over here for days. MQ01LyonsPrideC1 You're telling me. Well, another mess cleaned up. We'll sweep the perimeter and be inside shortly. MQ01LyonsPrideC1 Copy that. MQ01LyonsPrideColvin All clear, Sentinel. Five mutants released from their torment. The rest are keeping their heads down. MQ01LyonsPrideColvin A new recruit? MQ01LyonsPrideColvin Welcome! MQ01LyonsPrideColvin You don't need to worry. You're with friends now. We'll see you safely through. MQ01LyonsPrideColvin Come with me if you like. We'll have the best view. MQ01LyonsPrideColvin I'm in position, sir. MQ01LyonsPrideColvin This looks like the main force. Many tormented souls will meet the Maker today. I will pray for forgiveness. MQ01LyonsPrideReddin Yes, ma'am. MQ01LyonsPrideReddin So how'd I do, Vargas? I pass my little trial run? Come on, Lyons' Pride needs me and you know it! That Citadel guard duty is such bullshit. MQ01LyonsPrideReddin Aw, come on. We just kicked their asses! MQ01LyonsPrideReddin Okay, okay. MQ01LyonsPrideReddin Now you're talking. MQ01LyonsPrideReddin Holy shit! What was that? MQ01LyonsPrideReddinSolo All right! Now that's what I'm talking about! MQ01LyonsPrideSarah Is this the idiot who blew our ambush? MQ01LyonsPrideSarah Let's get back to the checkpoint. See if Colvin has finished clearing the street. MQ01LyonsPrideSarah What's the situation? MQ01LyonsPrideSarah Good. MQ01LyonsPrideSarah Jennings? MQ01LyonsPrideSarah Just a stray we picked up. The one that blundered into the Uglies over on 42nd. MQ01LyonsPrideSarah All right. It's the usual drill. Reddin, you just do whatever Paladin Vargas says and keep your mouth shut. MQ01LyonsPrideSarah Okay, the outpost is just to the south of us. Colvin, you're the eyes. MQ01LyonsPrideSarah Vargas, Reddin, secure this building. MQ01LyonsPrideSarah And? MQ01LyonsPrideSarah OK. We'll flush them out, you pick them off. On my mark. MQ01LyonsPrideSarah Go. MQ01LyonsPrideSarah Take cover! Behemoth! MQ01LyonsPrideSarah Get the Fat Man! We'll try to keep him busy! MQ01LyonsPrideSarah It's not your fault, Vargas. Reddin was good enough for the Pride, and she proved it here today. MQ01LyonsPrideSarah When we get back to the Citadel, I'll talk to the scribes. Let it be chronicled that Paladin Reddin passed her test. MQ01LyonsPrideVargas That's all of 'em. MQ01LyonsPrideVargas Looks that way. MQ01LyonsPrideVargas Must be a tourist. MQ01LyonsPrideVargas Reddin, on me. MQ01LyonsPrideVargas You're doing fine. Just follow my lead. No dead heroes today, okay? MQ01LyonsPrideVargas Negative. MQ01LyonsPrideVargas Roger that. Uglies in our sights. MQ01LyonsPrideVargas Yeah, yeah. We'll see. MQ01LyonsPrideVargas Now knock that off. You're wasting ammo. MQ01LyonsPrideVargas We need to sweep the area. You think those were all the Uglies in D.C.? You take the east side, I'll go west. MQ01LyonsPrideVargas Once we're inside, then we'll celebrate. MQ01LyonsPrideVargas Reddin! Get out of there! Behemoth! MQ01LyonsPrideVargas Reddin!! MQ01LyonsPrideVargas God dammit! MQ01LyonsPrideVargas Yeah, I know. God DAMMIT!! MQ01LyonsPrideVargas Come on. Let's see if they've got anything to drink in this dump. MQ01MoriartyFavor01 Eager, eh? Good... I like that. It's nice to have a doer in this shithole of a town for a change. MQ01MoriartyFavor01 This junkie bitch named Silver borrowed quite a few caps from me... claimed she could start funneling Jet and Psycho to me for a good price. MQ01MoriartyFavor01 Problem is she scrammed with the loot and set herself up in Springvale so she can inject herself into a stupor. MQ01MoriartyFavor01 Get the caps she owes me and they're yours. Yours to pay me with anyway. He he he he he. MQ01MoriartyFavor02 Who said anything about dirty work? You need some caps, I'm giving you a way to get 'em. It's just business. MQ01MoriartyFavor02 This junkie bitch named Silver borrowed quite a few caps from me... claimed she could start funneling Jet and Psycho to me for a good price. MQ01MoriartyFavor02 Problem is she scrammed with the loot and set herself up in Springvale so she can inject herself into a stupor. MQ01MoriartyFavor02 Get the caps she owes me and they're yours. Yours to pay me with anyway. He he he he he. MQ01MoriartyFavor03 Fine. Go find Daddy yourself then. I'll be here when you change your mind. MQ01NovaHelps01 Ha ha. Yeah, that's Colin's style all right. He sells information so much, you'd think the bar was just a hobby. MQ01NovaHelps02 Ohhh. You like it rough, huh? Well, that costs extra. MQ01NovaHelps02 Beat it, kid. Go look for Daddy somewhere else. MQ01NovaHelps03 Yeah, I help you, then Moriarty kicks my sweet ass out the door. MQ01NovaHelps03 Sorry, kid. If you want to know more, Moriarty is the only one who's going to help you. MQ01NovaHelps03 Talk to Gob. He hates Moriarty more than I do. Maybe he'll tell you something, but I doubt it. MQ01NovaHelpsLadykiller Mmmm. I'd love to spend time with you too. MQ01NovaHelpsLadykiller Look, I... can help you. Get into the back office of this place. Moriarty keeps a terminal there. Everything you want is inside the terminal. MQ01NovaHelpsLadykiller Here's the password to it. Too bad you're so young, kid. I could teach you some stuff you'd never forget... MQ01SarahTalk01 You been living under a rock? This is D.C. The entire city is crawling with Super Mutants. Now if you'll excuse me... MQ01SarahTalk02 I'm Sentinel Lyons of the Lyons' Pride. With the Brotherhood of Steel. MQ01SarahTalk02 Don't worry. We're on your side. At least I hope so. MQ01SarahTalk03 Kid, out here cocky will get you killed. I've seen a Super Mutant strike squad like that take down five well armed soldiers. MQ01SarahTalk03 But fine, next time you want to take them on yourself and buy yourself an early retirement, go right ahead. MQ01TerminalTopic That stupid thing is his pride and joy. He keeps all of his dirty little secrets in it about everything that goes on in this godforsaken town. MQ01TerminalTopic I once leaned on his shoulder when he was typing into it and he got pissed off and pushed me to the ground. MQ01TerminalTopic I hate that fucking thing. It's all he cares about. MQ01TerminalTopic "Information is a commodity" he keeps saying. I'd stay away from that thing if I were you. MQ01TerminalTopic I can tell you to shove it up your ass, how's that, Mister Tough Guy! MQ01TerminalTopic01 Yeah, and? So does ninety percent of Megaton. Take a number. MQ01TerminalTopic01 Look, kid. I like you. But you gotta learn you can't stick your neck out too far in this world or it's liable to get cut off. I'm sorry. MQ01TerminalTopic01 Oh, Mister Moriarty never lets me back there. MQ01TerminalTopic01 If you need to get into the terminal, you should talk to Nova. She'll help you... but it may be expensive if you catch my meaning. MQ01TerminalTopic01SC Well, all right. You seem like a good kid. It isn't your fault Moriarty is such an asshole. MQ01TerminalTopic01SC Here's the password. Just don't mention to anyone that I gave it to you or I might be out on my ass like Silver. MQ01TerminalTopic02 Nice attitude, jackass. MQ01TerminalTopic02 No! Please! Don't hit me! MQ01TerminalTopic02 I swear! I don't know anything about the terminal! Ask Nova. She's all over Moriarty all the time. MQ01TerminalTopic03 You're welcome. MQ01TerminalTopic03 Sure thing. MQ01TerminalTopicLadykiller Mmmmm. I bet you want in. But enough about us. MQ01TerminalTopicLadykiller Here's the password. Just make sure he isn't around when you use it. MQ01ThreeDogAngerTrack01 If I was your momma, I'd tan your hide for that kind of talk. MQ01ThreeDogAngerTrack01 Since I'm not, all I'm going to do is say goodbye. MQ01ThreeDogAngerTrack02 That's okay. This world has a way of getting under your skin and wiping the smile from your face. Makes you bitter. But you gotta fight that! MQ01ThreeDogCT01 Hey, hey. One thing at a time. Nah, your old man ain't here. Not anymore. MQ01ThreeDogCT01 He heard ole Three Dog on the radio, figured I knew what was what out here in the Capital Wasteland. And he was right. So I filled the old man in. MQ01ThreeDogCT01 But he split. Looks like I've got my way of contributing to the Good Fight... and he's got his own. MQ01ThreeDogCT02a Hey, when you're in the Good Fight, you gotta give it all you got and never ever hold back. MQ01ThreeDogCT02a Always dazzle 'em, I always say. Always dazzle 'em and spread the word. MQ01ThreeDogCT02b Whoa, whoa, whoa! Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. MQ01ThreeDogCT02b Why don't you just sit back and relax? MQ01ThreeDogCT02b I'm not here to fight. At least, not you. Only fight I'm interested in is the Good Fight, and I wage that everyday on the airwaves. MQ01ThreeDogCT02c Yup! Guilty as charged! He he. MQ01ThreeDogCT02c I don't usually have exposure to the public like this. It's nice to know someone's listening. MQ01ThreeDogCT02c Makes carrying on the Good Fight that much easier. MQ01ThreeDogCT03 The fact that the Brotherhood let you get up here tells me you're all right with them. That, and your Dad seemed a decent enough guy. MQ01ThreeDogCT03 Besides, you're giving off a pretty sweet vibe right now. Maybe we can help each other out. MQ01ThreeDogCT03 But enough yakkin'. Tell me why we're talking. MQ01ThreeDogCT03a Oh come on. This is Three Dog you're talking to. I got my ear to the ground and I hear the wagons coming. MQ01ThreeDogCT03a But if you want help, you're going to have to contribute to the Good Fight. MQ01ThreeDogCT03a Oh come on. You're a splitting image of the guy. He's been here before, and now you're here. Doesn't take a genius to figure it out. MQ01ThreeDogCT03a You want to find your dad, and it just so happens his location is known to yours truly. MQ01ThreeDogCT03a But if you want to know more, you're going to have to contribute to the Good Fight. MQ01ThreeDogCT04 Hey, I may have the biggest mouth in the Capital Wasteland, but I've also got the biggest ears. MQ01ThreeDogCT04 All sorts of people pass through our little oasis in the rubble and tell all sorts of interesting things. MQ01ThreeDogCT04 You want to know something? Ask and we'll work it out. MQ01ThreeDogDad I hear things all the time. Most things aren't useful, but once and a while something will sneak up behind your girl and lift her dress. MQ01ThreeDogDad Consider this your lucky day. I just so happen to know the location of an old military weapons cache untouched by time. MQ01ThreeDogDad If you want to know more, you're going to have to contribute to the Good Fight. MQ01ThreeDogDad You want to find your dad, and it just so happens his location is known to yours truly. MQ01ThreeDogDad He was here, at Galaxy News. We had a great conversation. He's a real stand-up guy. MQ01ThreeDogDad If you want to know more, you're going to have to contribute to the Good Fight. MQ01ThreeDogDad01 I have the name and the talent, but what I don't have are people to run out and do the stuff I need. MQ01ThreeDogDad01 Sure, the Brotherhood watches over the place, yeah. But that's all they can spare. MQ01ThreeDogDad01 Galaxy News needs a doer. Someone who can go out there into that wild, wooly world and get shit done. So, you game? MQ01ThreeDogDad02 Whoa, whoa. Smoke a peace pipe. Take a deep breath and count to ten. Whatever it is you need to do to calm down. MQ01ThreeDogDad02 You need Three Dog's help, and Three Dog needs your help. Let's get together and make it work. MQ01ThreeDogDad03 There are different fronts to every fight. Galaxy News Radio is one of them. MQ01ThreeDogDad03 I need help with the old girl, though, cause she's hurtin'. MQ01ThreeDogDad03 So I'd like to share, I really would, but if I help you, and you just leave me hangin'... I would have failed the Fight. And that can't happen. Dig? MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight01 Imagine a picture, okay? A picture of the Capital Wasteland. All that brick and rock. A whole lot of nothing, right? MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight01 There's people out there trying to just barely make it by from day to day. Fighting to stay alive and make something of what they got. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight01 But then you've got all kinds of shit... Slavers, Super Mutants, Raiders... They all want a slice of the pie too and aim to take it by force. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight02 Hey, not everyone's cut out for bigger and better things. Sometimes the smallest roles in the Good Fight are the most important. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight02 Hey, not everyone's cut out for bigger and better things. Sometimes the smallest roles in the Good Fight are the most important. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight02 But enough of that. If it's your dad you seek, then I will abide. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight03 Hey now. There's no need for that kind of talk. I'm here to help, not to hurt. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight04 They can't, not against those kinds of enemies. They just run away and hide or they stay and die. It just ain't right. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight04 So that's where I enter the picture. I fight the Good Fight with GNR as my gun. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight04 The sound of truth goes out across the Capital Wasteland. Hell, someone's got to counter that bullshit on the Enclave station. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight04Intelligence Well, holy shit! Aren't you a chip off the old block? You ARE as smart as your dad. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight04Intelligence Since you know all about the cause, no need to explain the effect. Let's get you on your way. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight05 Patience, patience. Three Dog is like a minstrel. Give him some time and your ear and he'll soothe the soul. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight05 So back to the tale... I fight the Good Fight with GNR as my gun. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight05 The truth goes out across the Capital Wasteland and with it, the word about the Good Fight. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight06 Hey, now... I may be many things, but one thing I'm not is a pushover. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight06 It's obvious you're narrow of focus and can't see the bigger picture. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight06 We got one rule in the Good Fight, though. You want help, you gotta contribute! MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight06 Three Dog is many things, but one thing he isn't is a pushover. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight06 It's obvious you're narrow of focus and can't see the bigger picture. Fine. I may have the answers you want. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight06 We got one rule in the Good Fight though. You want help, you gotta' contribute! MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight07 Oh I have plenty of enemies that would love nothing more than to put a bullet between my eyes. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight07 The only thing keeping that from happening is Sarah Lyons and the Brotherhood of Steel. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight07 We've brokered a sweet deal. They keep me from taking a dirt nap, and I keep a strong roof over their head. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight08 You're absolutely right, but words get more and more people to join the cause. Guns just create more casualties on your side. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight08 But enough yarn spinning. Let's figure out your place in the Good Fight. Then maybe we can help you. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight09 Sorry. I'm so used to talking to an audience that can't answer I just assume you want to hear my voice all the time. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight09 We got one rule in the Good Fight, though. You want help, you gotta contribute! MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight09 Sorry. I'm so used to talking to an audience that can't answer I just assume you want to hear my voice all the time. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight09 So, you want to know where your dad is? Fair enough. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight09 We got one rule in the Good Fight though. You want help, you gotta' contribute! MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight10 From what I saw, they were the ones who saved your ass. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight10 They keep the ruins Super Mutant free so people like you can get to people like me in one piece. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight10 Without them, we'd be knee-deep in Mutie shit. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight12 Ok, friend. I've been calm. I've been cool. Now I've had enough of your hostility. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight12 You wanna be all business, fine. I can play like that. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight12 You want help, you help me. End of story. You ready or what? MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight12 Ok, friend. I've been calm. I've been cool. Now I've had enough of your hostility. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight12 You wanna' be all business, fine. I can play like that. MQ01ThreeDogGoodFight12 You want daddy, you help me. End of story. You ready or what? MQ01ThreeDogQuestHaveDish Whoa! You must be some kind of a psychic or something! MQ01ThreeDogQuestHaveDish Well, don't just stand there gawking... go bring that sucker to the Washington Monument so my lady can sing again! MQ01ThreeDogQuestRefuse You aren't getting the dish for me, you're getting it for YOU. MQ01ThreeDogQuestRefuse If you need some time to think it over, that's cool. But the longer GNR is quiet, the longer you have to wait. MQ01ThreeDogQuestWait Wow, and here I thought you were in a rush. Whatever, man. Chat me up when you're ready. MQ01ThreeDogQuestYes He he! I sure know how to pick 'em! MQ01ThreeDogQuestYes You're going to be the best thing that ever happened to Galaxy News in a long time. MQ01ThreeDogQuestYes If you need any more info, I'll be here waiting for you. MQ01ThreeDogSkipTask01SC Well, your dad is some sort of scientist type. Some kind of egghead or something. MQ01ThreeDogSkipTask01SC You really think if you find him he'd help our cause? MQ01ThreeDogSkipTask02 When your dad passed through here, I spent a good long time talking to him about all kinds of stuff. MQ01ThreeDogSkipTask02 He mentioned some scientific mumbo-jumbo which didn't make sense to me... ummm... something about a "Project Purity." MQ01ThreeDogSkipTask02 He also said something about going to visit a Doctor Li in Rivet City. Then, he left in a hurry. MQ01ThreeDogSkipTask03 Well good. I'm glad to see you realize there's more to life than just what you need; that there's a bigger picture. MQ01ThreeDogSkipTask03 Ain't gonna be easy, though. You ready for this? MQ01ThreeDogSkipTask04 You've never heard of Rivet City? Wow. Just... wow. MQ01ThreeDogSkipTask04 Well, a whole bunch of eggheads got together and turned a beached aircraft carrier into a town. Pretty cool, huh? MQ01ThreeDogSkipTask04 Just follow the river south from here... there's no way you can miss it. MQ01ThreeDogSkipTask05 Goodbye. Remember to keep us tuned in while you're out there, and watch yourself. MQ01ThreeDogSkipTask05 Don't forget about your promise... make sure your dad knows about the Good Fight. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT01 Yep. That shiny thing was our broadcast relay. Now it's swiss cheese. Without it, our broadcast range is quite limited. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT01 Of course the factory that made the relay dishes is long gone. Leveled. As in, we're never gonna' scavenge that part again. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT02 Oh, it gets worse. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT02 So, after it gets blown up I look into how to replace the sucker. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT02 Guess what? The factory that made the relay dishes is long gone. Leveled. As in, we'll never find that part again. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT02a Fine, fine... MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT02a Since you're too impatient to listen to the details, I'll get to the point. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT02a The broadcast relay on the Washington Monument needs to be replaced and there's only one replacement for it. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT02a It's the dish off of the old Virgo II Lunar Lander in the Museum of Technology. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT03 It IS risky. I would never lie to you. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT03 But there's something behind those eyes of yours that screams "I'm the one who can get shit done"! MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT03 Your dad had that same look in his eyes too. That's why Three Dog's helping you. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT03 It IS risky. I would never lie to you. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT03 But there's something behind those eyes of yours that screams "I'm the one that can get shit done"! MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT03 Your dad had that same look in his eyes too. That's why Three Dog's helping you. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT04 Hey, I understand this isn't easy. I mean, most people would be crazy to even try what I'm about to propose. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT04 But there's something behind those eyes of yours that screams "I'm the one who can get shit done"! MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT04 Your dad had that same look in his eyes too. That's why I'm helping you. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT04a Look. You approached me, remember? And no one said this would be a cake walk. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT04a But there's something behind those eyes of yours that screams "I'm the one who can get shit done!" MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT04a Your dad had that same look in his eyes too. That's why I'm helping you. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT05 One of the Brotherhood guys that passed through here mentioned seeing a dish in one of D.C.'s old museums. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT05 It's the dish off of the old Virgo II Lunar Lander in the Museum of Technology. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT05 I want you to get it and bring it to the Washington Monument to replace the bad one. That's it. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT06 Well, I guess I was wrong about you. Maybe you don't have that spark. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT06 I would never make a man do what he doesn't want to do. That's what freedom is all about. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT06 But I have to stick to the deal. No dish, no dad. You'll be on your own. You sure you want it that way? MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT06a I want to make sure I'm perfectly clear on this -- the Good Fight is bigger than you and your dad. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT06a I'll do whatever it takes to keep the Capital Wasteland free. Whatever. It. Takes. MQ01ThreeDogTaskCT06a And right now, without GNR at full strength, my words are being wasted. And that just ain't acceptable. MQ01ThreeDogTaskTell Good, 'cause this isn't going to be easy. MQ01ThreeDogTaskTell Galaxy News Radio is my baby. I love it, I feed it, I keep it changed. But there's one problem, no one outside D.C. can hear her cry. MQ01ThreeDogTaskTell You see, some brainless Super Mutant thought it would be funny to shoot at the shiny round thing on the Washington Monument. MQ01ThreeDogTaskTell Good, 'cause this isn't going to be easy. MQ01ThreeDogTaskTell Galaxy News Radio is my baby. I love it, I feed it, I keep it changed. But there's one problem, no one outside D.C. can hear her cry. MQ01ThreeDogTaskTell You see, some brainless Super Mutant thought it would be funny to shoot at the shiny round thing on the Washington Monument. MQ01ThreeDogWait Wow, I thought you were in a rush. Whatever, man. Chat me up when you're ready. MQ01TLRecruits That's a negative. MQ01TLRecruits We've got too many local conscripts as it is. Most are undertrained and too damned trigger happy for their own good. MQ01TLRecruits Our very own Initiate Reddin is a sterling example. MQ01TLRecruits I'm sure. MQ01TLRecruits You can handle yourself, I'll give you that. MQ01TLRecruits But let's not get carried away. MQ01TLSaraBrotherhood The name's Sarah Lyons, Sentinel and squad commander of the Lyons' Pride. We're with the Brotherhood of Steel. MQ01TLSaraBrotherhood We do our best to hold back the Super Mutants in this area. But when civilians stumble into our sights, that gets a bit difficult. Doesn't it? MQ01TLSaraBrotherhood I'll take that as a compliment. MQ01TLSaraBrotherhood If we don't try to keep the mutants from killing everyone and everything in the Capital Wasteland, who will? MQ01TLSaraBrotherhood The Brotherhood does its best, but sometime's it takes a little something... special. That's where the Lyons' Pride comes in. MQ01TLSaraGNR There aren't a lot of safe places in the ruins right now, but the Galaxy News Radio building is sort of our port in the storm. MQ01TLSaraGNR Unfortunately, the building's been hit pretty hard lately. We're their backup. So if there are no more questions, we really need to move out. MQ01TLSaraGNR Well, the Brotherhood needed a secure outpost, and the guy who runs the radio station needed to not get his head ripped off by Super Mutants. MQ01TLSaraGNR It's a mutually beneficial relationship. MQ01TLSaraGNR Three Dog is the man in charge. He keeps that signal broadcasting, pretty much single handedly. He's um... interesting. I'll give him that much. MQ01TLSaraReddin She died well. MQ01TLSaraReddin In the end, that's all that really matters. MQ02MuseumVault01 Vault-Tec welcomes you to our new line of subterranean vaults featuring our patented Triple-S Technology. MQ02MuseumVault02 Triple-S Technology is Vault-Tec's convergence of the three most important parts of apocalyptic endurance: Safety, Survivability and Sanitation! MQ02MuseumVault03 Sleep in quiet comfort knowing that our impenetrable vault doors can withstand a direct hit by an atomic bomb with only a projected 2% failure rate. MQ02MuseumVault04 Being underground got you down? Smile! Our SimuSun Lighting mimics the feeling of being outside with only a fraction of the sunburn potential. MQ02MuseumVault05 The living sections make use of our revolutionary Floorsuck Autocleaner System for those darned messy kids. Never sweep again! MQ02MuseumVault06 Moms will love how our Culinator 3000 Kitchen System makes cooking a breeze. Mmmmm, I can smell the muffins baking now! MQ02MuseumVault07 Bored? Don't be! Step into our Entertainotron Room and watch the latest holotapes or perhaps listen to a symphony. Another Vault-Tec innovation! MQ02MuseumVault08 Concerns about security? Our Eye-On-You Cameras enable the Vault's leader to watch your every move. You'll never be alone again! MQ02MuseumVault09 Should the unlikely event arise that the planet is laid to waste, you'll feel happy knowing your family will be safe in a Vault-Tec Vault. MQ02MuseumVault10 We hope you've enjoyed our tour today. If you have any further questions, please take a brochure from our helpful Vault-Tec guides. MQ02Planetarium01 For as long as history has been recorded, man has had an insatiable hunger for knowledge regarding the universe. MQ02Planetarium02 To understand why man is so interested in this unknown expanse of space around our little world, we must take a journey. MQ02Planetarium03 Please, sit back, relax and free yourself from the bonds of our planet as we take off for the stars! [bzzzzt!] MQ02TellMeCache This holotape contains the location of the weapons cache. MQ02TellMeCache I hope you put them to good use and keep up the fight. MQ02TellMeCache Remember to keep us tuned in while you're out there, and watch yourself. MQ02TellMeCache01 This holotape contains the location of the military weapons cache. MQ02TellMeCache01 I hope you put them to good use and keep up the fight. MQ02TellMeCache01 Remember to keep us tuned in while you're out there, and watch yourself. MQ02TellMeCache02 Fine. Some people just don't appreciate the spoken word. MQ02TellMeCache02 This holotape contains the location of the military weapons cache. I hope you put them to good use and keep up the fight. MQ02TellMeCache02 Remember to keep us tuned in while you're out there, and watch yourself. MQ02TellMeCacheAlternate01 Now hang on a second there. Three Dog can't let you walk away from here empty-handed like this. MQ02TellMeCacheAlternate01 I heard you found out about your Dad on your own, and yet you went ahead and kept your promise to me. That takes some real moxie, kid. MQ02TellMeCacheAlternate01 Here, I want you to take this. I was saving it for someone special... someone who could really help with the Good Fight. MQ02TellMeCacheAlternate01 It contains the location of an old weapons cache. You're welcome to help yourself to anything inside. MQ02TellMeCacheAlternate02 Yeah, I heard you found out about your Dad, and yet you went ahead and kept your promise to me. That takes some real moxie, kid. MQ02TellMeCacheAlternate02 Three Dog can't let you walk away from here empty-handed after all that. MQ02TellMeCacheAlternate02 Here, I want you to take this. I was saving it for someone special... someone who could really help with the Good Fight. MQ02TellMeCacheAlternate02 It contains the location of an old weapons cache. You're welcome to help yourself to anything inside. MQ02TellMeCacheAlternate03 Don't ever let anyone make you think that fighting the Good Fight is a waste of time! MQ02TellMeCacheAlternate03 Whether you like it or not, you just made a difference in the world. MQ02TellMeCacheAlternate03 Here, I want you to take this. I was saving it for someone special... someone who could really help with the Good Fight. MQ02TellMeCacheAlternate03 It contains the location of an old weapons cache. You're welcome to help yourself to anything inside. MQ02ThreeDogBailout Okay. Go for it. MQ02ThreeDogCT01 Hey, you're the one who deserves all the thanks! You struck a major blow against tyranny! MQ02ThreeDogCT01 Now GNR can be heard clear across the Capital Wasteland again. That'll give Eden and those Muties something to think about. MQ02ThreeDogCT01 Hey, you're the one who deserves all the thanks! You struck a major blow against tyranny! MQ02ThreeDogCT01 Now GNR can be heard clear across the Capital Wasteland again. That'll give Eden and those Muties something to think about. MQ02ThreeDogCT01 But before I get back to my calling, I bet you wanna hear about that military weapons cache. MQ02ThreeDogCT01 Hey, you're the one who deserves all the thanks! You struck a major blow against tyranny! MQ02ThreeDogCT01 Now GNR can be heard clear across the Capital Wasteland again. That'll give Eden and those Muties something to think about. MQ02ThreeDogCT01 But before I get back to my calling, I bet you wanna hear about your Dad. MQ02ThreeDogCT01a And well done indeed. MQ02ThreeDogCT01a Now GNR can be heard clear across the Capital Wasteland again. That'll give Eden and those Muties something to think about. MQ02ThreeDogCT01a And well done indeed. MQ02ThreeDogCT01a Now GNR can be heard clear across the Capital Wasteland again. That'll give Eden and those Muties something to think about. MQ02ThreeDogCT01a But before I get back to my calling, I bet you wanna hear about that military weapons cache. MQ02ThreeDogCT01a And well done indeed. MQ02ThreeDogCT01a Now GNR can be heard clear across the Capital Wasteland again. That'll give Eden and those Muties something to think about. MQ02ThreeDogCT01a But before I get back to my calling, I bet you wanna hear about your Dad. MQ02ThreeDogCT02 Smoke a peace pipe, man. You know, you are so unlike your father... MQ02ThreeDogCT02 Smoke a peace pipe, man. You know, you are so unlike your father... MQ02ThreeDogCT02 I suppose that's what you wanna know about that military weapons cache next? MQ02ThreeDogCT02 Smoke a peace pipe, man. You know, you are so unlike your father... MQ02ThreeDogCT02 I suppose that's what you wanna know next? MQ02ThreeDogCT03 You've never heard of Rivet City? Wow. Just... wow. MQ02ThreeDogCT03 Well, a whole bunch of people got together and turned a beached aircraft carrier into a town. Pretty cool, huh? MQ02ThreeDogCT03 Just follow the river south from here... there's no way you can miss it. MQ02ThreeDogCT04 Goodbye. Remember to keep us tuned in while you're out there, and watch yourself. MQ02ThreeDogCT05 Look, I appreciate what you did for me. And I especially appreciate what you did for the people, by fixing up my station. MQ02ThreeDogCT05 But an attitude like that ain't winning you any brownie points. MQ02ThreeDogCT05 That's all I know, and that's all I'm gonna say about it. So why don't you move on now. MQ02ThreeDogHistoryCT01 Why candy-coat the news when the world is in danger? MQ02ThreeDogHistoryCT01 People like the Enclave would have you believe everything is calm and totally under control. They're lying. MQ02ThreeDogHistoryCT01 Hell, President Eden goes around spreading peace, love and government, but no one even knows how old that Enclave signal really is. MQ02ThreeDogHistoryCT01 People need to hear the truth. It's a harsh world. We've got to work together to make it better. Not wait for Uncle Sam to ride in and save the day. MQ02ThreeDogHistoryCT01 Why candy-coat the news when the world is in danger? MQ02ThreeDogHistoryCT01 And now that we know the Enclave isn't a figment of everyone's imagination, my work is even more important. MQ02ThreeDogHistoryCT01 People need to know the truth about President Eden and his goons. Those fascists won't stop until they control every last one of us. MQ02ThreeDogHistoryCT02 You've got to understand! If I die, so does the voice of the people! I can't take that risk. MQ02ThreeDogHistoryCT02 Your idea of saving the world means combing through the rubble and using a gun. I use my voice. We're two sides of the same coin. MQ02ThreeDogHistoryCT02 If you think always being a target of your enemies is "safe," then you got a funny way of looking at things. MQ02ThreeDogHistoryCT03 Parents? Ha! I was born from the sun and have sand in my veins. MQ02ThreeDogHistoryCT03 Ha ha! Just messing with you. MQ02ThreeDogHistoryCT03 My parents were very cool. They preached all about the haters and their bullshit... how to tell the propaganda from the real deal. MQ02TLAfterMuseum Well, it's only the tallest thing left in the city. MQ02TLAfterMuseum When you step out of the Museum, take a good look across the Mall. You can't miss it. MQ02TLAfterMuseum Just be careful, there may still be a security barrier around it. MQ02TLDirectionstotheMuseum Head out the back door of GNR and take the Collapsed Car Tunnel to the other side of Dupont. Then take the metro tunnels until you're there. MQ02TLDirectionstotheMuseum Hey, be careful though... you'll have to find another way back 'cause it's a one-way trip. MQ02TLFoundDadAlternate You did? MQ02TLFoundDadAlternate Well, I hope that doesn't mean you're throwing in the towel. My baby still needs your help. MQ02TLFoundDadAlternate Tell you what. Head back out and finish what you started and I'll rummage around the place and see what I can find that'll tickle your taste buds. MQ02TLTellMeAboutDad When your dad passed through here, he and I talked for a good long time. He's a real stand-up kind of guy. MQ02TLTellMeAboutDad He mentioned some scientific mumbo-jumbo which didn't make sense to me and mentioned something called "Project Purity". MQ02TLTellMeAboutDad He also said something about going to visit a Doctor Li in Rivet City. Then, he left in a hurry. MQ02TLTellMeAboutDad01 Whoa now... take it easy. You asked, so I will provide. MQ02TLTellMeAboutDad01 When your dad passed through here, he and I talked for a good long time. He's a real stand-up kind of guy. MQ02TLTellMeAboutDad01 He mentioned some scientific mumbo-jumbo which didn't make sense to me and mentioned something called "Project Purity". MQ02TLTellMeAboutDad01 He also said something about going to visit a Doctor Li in Rivet City. Then, he left in a hurry. MQ02TLTellMeAboutDad02 Whoa now... dry your eyes. A promise is a promise and I will provide. MQ02TLTellMeAboutDad02 When your dad passed through here, he and I talked for a good long time. He's a real stand-up kind of guy. MQ02TLTellMeAboutDad02 He mentioned some scientific mumbo-jumbo which didn't make sense to me and mentioned something called "Project Purity". MQ02TLTellMeAboutDad02 He also said something about going to visit a Doctor Li in Rivet City. Then, he left in a hurry. MQ02TLTellMeAboutGNR Without this place, D.C. would be filled with that crap the Enclave keeps shoveling out on their "radio station," and festering with Muties. MQ02TLTellMeAboutGNR Someone's got to tell the Wastelanders what time it is, and Three Dog is the one to do it. MQ02TLTellMeAboutGNR No one knows what Eden and his Horsemen of the Apocalypse are up to, but you can be sure it isn't in the common man's best interest. MQ02TLTellMeAboutMuseumofTech Ha! Man's monument to his own demise. All the garbage they displayed in there is the reason half of the world was blown to shit. MQ02TLTellMeAboutMuseumofTech That shithole is located just off the Mall. You know, that huge space in the center of the city in front of the Capitol. MQ02TLTellMeAboutMuseumofTech Be careful, the whole place is swarming with Super Mutants. MQ02TLTellMeAboutRelay Well, if you check out your radio, you can hear pretty good in this place. Get a few blocks away, still not too bad, maybe a little static. MQ02TLTellMeAboutRelay Step outside the city limits, and its snake city... nothing but "hissssssss." MQ02TLTellMeAboutRelay With the relay back on, you'll hear GNR clearly in the whole Capital Wasteland area like it used to be. MQ02TLTellMeAboutYourself Three Dog's seen it all. The Capital Wasteland at its ugliest. MQ02TLTellMeAboutYourself People killed for scraps of food, wounded children wandering aimlessly. Some seriously fucked up shit. MQ02TLTellMeAboutYourself If it wasn't for the Good Fight, I think I would have gone crazy by now. MQ03DadHoloEntry1 We're back at work after a full week of delays. The Brotherhood soldiers were able to repair the sentry guns, much to my relief. MQ03DadHoloEntry1 I know Madison isn't comfortable having them here, but there's no denying that we'd be lost without them. MQ03DadHoloEntry1 We're still waiting on the full analysis of the last three small-scale purification tests. MQ03DadHoloEntry1 Catherine hasn't been feeling well, and it's slowing down our research. I don't mind, but I can tell it's bothering some of the others. MQ03DadHoloEntry12 So here I am, back where it all began. Project Purity. God, we wanted to change the world. We really thought the "waters of life" could be a reality. MQ03DadHoloEntry12 And that's why this is a momentous occasion. Because even after nineteen years, I still believe it. MQ03DadHoloEntry12 Project Purity can and will be operational. This is just the beginning. MQ03DadHoloEntry13 This is day two of my attempt to resurrect this project. MQ03DadHoloEntry13 I've got one of the portable fusion generators up and running, but it's just enough to power the emergency lighting and a couple of other systems. MQ03DadHoloEntry13 That will serve for now, but I'll need help powering up the mainframe. Time to visit Madison at Rivet City. MQ03DadHoloEntry14 I spoke with Doctor Li... Madison... at Rivet City. It went about as well as I expected. MQ03DadHoloEntry14 That is to say, she thinks I'm completely mad. How can I blame her? MQ03DadHoloEntry14 She's got her own life, her own team, and is making real, tangible scientific progress. MQ03DadHoloEntry14 And here I come again, the very paragon of failure and false promises. MQ03DadHoloEntry14 But the reality is I need Madison, and whatever scientific team she may have assembled. I can't do this myself. MQ03DadHoloEntry14 Project Purity is bigger than me. It always was. And without Catherine... God, I can't let this die. Not again. Not like this. MQ03DadHoloEntry16 Even in Vault 101, my work on Project Purity never really stopped. MQ03DadHoloEntry16 Soon after we arrived, my nightly routine included sneaking into the restricted areas, searching for... I don't know. Whatever I could find. MQ03DadHoloEntry16 It was a Vault-Tec facility, after all. The place was built with some of the most advanced technology this country had ever developed. MQ03DadHoloEntry16 Those excursions never turned up anything particularly useful. So... one night, after half a bottle of scotch, I broke into the Overseer's office. MQ03DadHoloEntry16 It was easy enough to hack his console, gain access to the restricted files. Most of it was garbage. MQ03DadHoloEntry16 Propaganda, spy reports, just plain rambling bullshit, really. MQ03DadHoloEntry16 But there was one thing, one name that stood out amongst all the others -- Doctor Stanislaus Braun. MQ03DadHoloEntry16 I knew of Braun's work, of course. MQ03DadHoloEntry16 He was a celebrity in his day, Vault-Tec's "Sorcerer Scientist," leaving his peers in awe of his technological wizardry. MQ03DadHoloEntry16 But it was in Vault 101, that night in the Overseer's office... MQ03DadHoloEntry16 I first learned of Braun's involvement in Vault-Tec's Societal Preservation Program, and his work on something called the G.E.C.K. MQ03DadHoloEntry16 The Garden of Eden Creation Kit. MQ03DadHoloEntry19 To be honest, the G.E.C.K. sounded like pure fantasy, even for someone of Braun's capabilities. MQ03DadHoloEntry19 It was nothing short of a miracle -- a terraforming module, capable of producing life from complete lifelessness. MQ03DadHoloEntry19 But not only was this thing a reality, it was actually distributed to several vaults, to be used after an atomic war. MQ03DadHoloEntry19 Vault 101 was, sadly, not on that list. MQ03DadHoloEntry19 I did some digging, and discovered Braun's name on the reservation list for a Vault 112. MQ03DadHoloEntry19 I'm no slouch, but this man... He could have easily succeeded where I failed. MQ03DadHoloEntry19 Does his collected knowledge remain within the halls of Vault 112? Journals, holotapes, computer records, maybe even experiments... MQ03DadHoloEntry19 If I could gain access to just a fraction of Braun's genius, Project Purity would become a reality. MQ03DadHoloEntry21 I'm off to Vault 112 to search for anything of Braun's that might help me get this purifier up and running. MQ03DadHoloEntry21 All I know is that it's west of someplace called Evergreen Mills, and it's well-hidden in some sort of garage, but I'll find it. I have to. MQ03DadHoloEntry21 It's so close, but that's the story of Project Purity, isn't it? An eternity of "almost theres." MQ03DadHoloEntry21 Let's see if Braun has the missing puzzle piece. MQ03DadHoloEntry3 Well, there's no more mystery behind Catherine's health problems. MQ03DadHoloEntry3 The news of her pregnancy has lifted the spirits of everyone here, and given us a renewed interest in making the purifier work. MQ03DadHoloEntry3 We now have a future generation to provide for. MQ03DadHoloEntry3 The latest tests show that our methods are horribly inefficient, but I think we're on the right track. MQ03DadHoloEntry3 Catherine refuses to rest; she insists on spending all day in the lab. I've never seen her more driven. MQ03DadHoloEntry3 She's determined to resolve the power problems before the baby is born. I've tried to reason with her, but it's no use. MQ03DadHoloEntry5 The team has made plans to scale back our work once the baby is born. MQ03DadHoloEntry5 We're also trying to compensate for the increase in mutant attacks; no one is really talking about the implications of it. MQ03DadHoloEntry5 There are more of them than before. We know it, and the Brotherhood soldiers know it. MQ03DadHoloEntry5 Our relationship with the Brotherhood is straining. MQ03DadHoloEntry5 They're concerned by the lack of concrete results from the project, especially in light of the mutant attacks. MQ03DadHoloEntry5 They haven't come out and said it, but we all know what's going on. MQ03DadHoloEntry5 They're questioning whether their involvement in our project is worth the trouble it's causing them. MQ03DadHoloEntry5 They lost two good men this week, with three more injured. MQ03DadHoloEntry7 I am at a loss. My beloved wife is gone. In her place is my son, small and helpless. MQ03DadHoloEntry7 As much as this place means to me... As much as it meant to Catherine, this is no place for an infant. MQ03DadHoloEntry7 Especially an infant without his mother. MQ03DadHoloEntry7 I am at a loss. My beloved wife is gone. In her place is my daughter, small and helpless. MQ03DadHoloEntry7 As much as this place means to me... As much as it meant to Catherine, this is no place for an infant. MQ03DadHoloEntry7 Especially an infant without her mother. MQ03DadHoloEntry8 It's time to go. The project was in trouble before, both internally and externally. MQ03DadHoloEntry8 Progress has come to a halt, both because our re-calculations have gotten us nowhere, and because the mutant attacks occur several times a day. MQ03DadHoloEntry8 I regret that it has come to this. I know that if I leave, our work may come to an end. MQ03DadHoloEntry8 Madison has never been on the best of terms with the Brotherhood; aside from Scribe Rothchild, she'll tolerate none of them. MQ03DadHoloEntry8 If she's the one dealing with them, who knows what will happen. MQ03DadHoloEntry8 It breaks my heart to go, but I must put the needs of my child before my own. MQ03DadHoloEntry9 Well. Here we are again. Project Purity and me. It's been close to twenty years since my last entry. MQ03DadHoloEntry9 Since I left all of this behind to make a life for my son. MQ03DadHoloEntry9 We've spent that time in Vault 101, tucked away from the rest of the world. MQ03DadHoloEntry9 It wasn't perfect, but it was safe, and that's all I could have hoped for. MQ03DadHoloEntry9 Now, my son is a grown man. Handsome, intelligent, confident. Just like his old man. Hmph. MQ03DadHoloEntry9 And as hard as it was to admit it, he doesn't need his daddy anymore. MQ03DadHoloEntry9 Well. Here we are again. Project Purity and me. It's been close to twenty years since my last entry. MQ03DadHoloEntry9 Since I left all of this behind to make a life for my daughter. MQ03DadHoloEntry9 We've spent that time in Vault 101, tucked away from the rest of the world. MQ03DadHoloEntry9 It wasn't perfect, but it was safe, and that's all I could have hoped for. MQ03DadHoloEntry9 Now, my daughter is a grown woman. Beautiful, intelligent, confident. Just like her mother. MQ03DadHoloEntry9 And as hard as it was to admit it, she doesn't need her daddy anymore. MQ03HarknessFatherDisappeared All right, all right. You can go on in. If I hear about any trouble, you're gonna wind up in the river. You get me? MQ03HarknessFatherSeeLi Doctor Li, eh? MQ03HarknessFatherSeeLi Well then I guess you'd have to ask Doctor Li for more information. MQ03HarknessFatherSeeLi Go on up, then. She's probably in the Science Lab. But keep your nose clean, you hear me? MQ03HarknessFatherVault Oh yeah? And I'm a fairy princess. MQ03HarknessFatherVault You keep up this smart-ass attitude, and you're gonna wind up floating face-down in the river. MQ03HarknessFatherWhyMatter It matters because I don't let just anybody wander around on this boat. I'm responsible for these people. MQ03HarknessFatherWhyMatter So either you tell me what I want to know, or you don't get on. It's pretty damned simple. MQ03HarknessGreetFather And who might your father be? If he lives on this boat, I know him. MQ03HarknessGreetLeave Thanks for visiting Rivet City. Don't feel compelled to stop by again anytime soon. MQ03HarknessGreetLi Yeah? Let me guess -- no, she's not expecting you, but it's really important and you need to see her right away. MQ03HarknessGreetLi Been a lot of that going around lately, and I've had just about enough of it. So you're going to have to do better than that. MQ03HarknessGreetSnotty On this boat, you sure as hell do. You don't get on without my say-so. MQ03HarknessGreetSnotty So I'll ask you again: what are you doing here? MQ03HarknessGreetWander Is that so? MQ03HarknessGreetWander All right, you're free to roam around, so long as you don't do anything stupid like try to slit my throat when I'm sleeping. MQ03HarknessGreetWander You wouldn't try anything stupid like that, now would you? MQ03HarknessLiCHA Fine. Just don't bother her. She's real busy, what with all her work. MQ03HarknessLiCHA She's up in the Science Lab. MQ03HarknessLiFather Hmm. Older guy, in his fifties or so? MQ03HarknessLiFather I remember him. He left already, but Doctor Li might know more. MQ03HarknessLiFather All right, you can go on up. She'll be in the Science Lab. Just don't cause any trouble, or else you're going to answer to me. MQ03HarknessLiINT Err, what? I don't know much about her work. MQ03HarknessLiINT You'll have to ask her about that, I guess. She's probably in the Science Lab. MQ03HarknessLiINT Just keep out of trouble on my boat. MQ03HarknessLiPersonal Yeah, yeah. Fine. But I've got my eye on you. You hear me? MQ03HarknessLiPersonal You step out of line while you're on my boat, and you and me are going to have words. MQ03HarknessLiPersonal Now get out of here. The Doctor's up in her lab. MQ03LiBailtoTopLevel Okay. MQ03LiDadNeverMentionedYou I'm quite sure I don't know. Why don't you ask him that? MQ03LiDemandFather Your father is no longer here, and I'd appreciate it if you didn't use that tone with me. MQ03LiDemandLeftVault Did you? I was under the impression that's exactly the opposite of what he wanted for you. MQ03LiDemandLeftVault Well, you won't find him here. He's come and gone already. MQ03LiDemandLeftVault2 I see. MQ03LiDemandLeftVault2 So you decided to leave one of the safest places in the Wasteland, even though it was in your best interest to stay. Sounds familiar. MQ03LiDemandLeftVault2 Well I'm afraid your father is no longer here. MQ03LiGreetDoIKnowYou You were too young to remember, and I suppose James never spoke of me. Typical. MQ03LiGreetDoIKnowYou I am Doctor Madison Li. I worked with your parents many years ago. Now I run the Science Lab here in Rivet City. MQ03LiGreetDoIKnowYou It was all I had left. When your mother died, your father decided to leave with you. He abandoned our work. We had no choice but to do the same. MQ03LiGreetHoloDemand I... I don't know. He said he was going back to the lab. MQ03LiGreetHoloDemand Haven't you seen him? MQ03LiGreetHoloFather Well, yes... He was, but he left. He made some rather ridiculous requests of me, and I told him I couldn't help him. MQ03LiGreetHoloFather He said he'd work alone if he had to, and went back to the lab. You haven't seen him? MQ03LiGreetHoloWhere No... wasn't he at the lab? MQ03LiGreetHoloWhere This is all just too much to bear right now. MQ03LiGreetKnowMyFather Well yes, of course I do. Don't you know who I am? I suppose James never told you. Typical. MQ03LiGreetKnowMyFather I am Doctor Madison Li. I worked with your father many years ago. Your mother as well, in fact. MQ03LiGreetKnowMyFather You'll have to forgive me. This has all been very stressful, what with your father suddenly showing up here after being gone for so long. MQ03LiGreetKnowMyFather You have to understand that I... We put all of that behind us. Project Purity, our work, all of it. We've moved on, even if your father hasn't. MQ03LiGreetKnowMyFatherDemanding Calm down, calm down! MQ03LiGreetKnowMyFatherDemanding What are you doing here? James said you were still in the Vault. Look, this is all terribly irrational. MQ03LiGreetKnowMyFatherDemanding Your father just shows up here as if nothing happened... He walked out on us. I know he had his reasons, I know it was to protect you, but still. MQ03LiGreetKnowMyFatherDemanding Project Purity was our life. It was the only thing that mattered, and then he just gave up. He abandoned us, and we were forced to move on. MQ03LiGreetKnowMyFatherDemanding I've already told him that it's over. There's no going back. Project Purity was a failure, and he needs to move on. MQ03LiHelpOutSPEECH I suppose I can spare a few stimpaks. It's not much, but it might make things easier for you. MQ03LiHelpOutThanksAnyway You understand. I have enough to worry about already. MQ03LiHoloBraun I can't tell you anything more than I told James. I know who Braun was, yes, but he lived before the war. MQ03LiHoloBraun The odds of any of his research surviving after all this time... Well, it just doesn't make sense to go looking for it. MQ03LiHoloBraun James kept talking about this Vault, 112 he said, and insisting we should go there. It's just madness. MQ03LiHoloNotAtLab He's out of his mind. I told him, over and over, that there was no use trying to revive the project now. It's just too late. MQ03LiHoloNotAtLab I'm sorry, but I haven't seen him since our recent... disagreement. MQ03LiHoloNotAtLab If he's intent on tracking down Dr. Braun, he's probably gone off to that Vault. MQ03LiHoloVault112 No, I don't. I'm sorry. MQ03LiHoloVault112 Is this something to do with Dr. Braun? He kept talking about it while he was here. I told him it was a lost cause. MQ03LiHoloVault112 The whole project is a lost cause. I wish he could see that. It's been too long. It's too late to go back. MQ03LiKnowFatherSeenHim He was here, yes. It was quite a shock to see him after so many years. MQ03LiKnowFatherSeenHim I'm afraid he's gone now. MQ03LiKnowMoreFatherWorked Yes, I did. I'm sorry that you never had time with her. MQ03LiKnowMoreFatherWorked She was... She was a good woman. We didn't always agree, but I respected her work as a scientist. MQ03LiKnowMoreFatherWorked Your father... He loved her very much. MQ03LiMoreFatherWhyNotHelp I don't have to justify myself to you, you know. MQ03LiMoreFatherWhyNotHelp Look, I appreciate that your father still wants to see Project Purity running. For the rest of us, though... MQ03LiMoreFatherWhyNotHelp It's just been too long. Too much has happened, and going back now would be a waste. It's just not worth it. MQ03LiMoreFatherWhySoDetermined Project Purity was everything to us. It was the first thing we thought about when we woke up, the last thing we talked about before sleep. MQ03LiMoreFatherWhySoDetermined Some of us changed over the years, but apparently James hasn't. MQ03LiMotherResponse1 Yes, well... I'm sorry it wasn't enough. MQ03LiMotherResponse2 As I said, I am sorry. I'm afraid I can't go back and change the past. MQ03LiMotherResponse3 I'm sorry you never had the chance to know her. She was... She was a good woman. MQ03LiOldLabBeenThere1 Well I know he was going there. Perhaps there's some indication of what he was up to. Did you find any notes? MQ03LiOldLabBeenThere1 James was always taking notes. Recordings, holotapes... that sort of thing. Go back and search for something like that if you're so determined. MQ03LiOldLabBeenThere2 Holotapes? Did you listen to them? Your father was obsessive about taking notes. One of them might have something useful. MQ03LiOldLabImGoing I'm going to tell you the same thing I told your father. Don't go. MQ03LiOldLabImGoing Whatever's left there, it isn't worth it anymore. The project was abandoned. We gave up. There's no reason to go back. MQ03LiOldLabJustTellME Fine. Suit yourself. MQ03LiOldLabJustTellME It's in the old Jefferson Memorial building northwest of here, along the river. MQ03LiOldLabLocation It's in the old Jefferson Memorial building, northwest of here. MQ03LiOldLabLocation Please don't go after him. It was foolish of him to even think about going there alone. MQ03LiOldLabMyFathersThere It's in the old Jefferson Memorial building northwest of here, along the river. MQ03LiOldLabMyFathersThere It's not a safe place, and I wouldn't recommend going alone. As I said, I told your father not to go. MQ03LiParentsFatherLike James? He was very driven. Determined to change the world. Well, we all were back then, I suppose. MQ03LiParentsFatherLike He was focused on two things, really. Making Project Purity work, and your mother. MQ03LiParentsFatherLike When she died, I think... I think he gave up. I know he wanted to keep you safe, but I think part of what he did was run away. MQ03LiParentsFatherLike But it seems that he never really was able to get over the idea. I'm frankly shocked that he waited all this time, and wants to try again. MQ03LiParentsMotherDied Complications from childbirth. None of us were expecting it; we weren't as prepared as we could have been. MQ03LiParentsMotherDied You have to understand, we were struggling with scavenged, derelict equipment. We did everything we could. MQ03LiParentsMotherInfo Yes... Your mother was, well she was a good woman. A very dedicated scientist. Your father loved her very much. MQ03LiParentsMotherInfo It was a shame that she died. She had been excited to meet you. MQ03LiPPWhatWasPoint It was simple, really. "Fresh, clean water for everyone." Such a simple idea, and yet so impossible to realize. MQ03LiPPWhatWasPoint The plan was to build a facility that could purify all the water in the Tidal Basin at once. No radiation, no muck, just clear water. MQ03LiPPWhatWasPoint It just turned out to be more difficult than we anticipated. MQ03LiPPWhyDidntItWork We had the basic principles down; we understood most of the science behind it. But the radiation in the area is so pervasive... MQ03LiPPWhyDidntItWork Small-scale tests were fine. But any time we tried to test the process on a larger scale, it was just too much. MQ03LiPPWhyDidntItWork Maybe if we'd had more time, or better equipment... MQ03LiPPWhyStop You happened. MQ03LiPPWhyStop It wasn't just you; we had more problems than we could handle already, but your birth is what finally pushed it over the edge. MQ03LiPPWhyStop Your father decided that you were more important than everything we'd been working for, and he left. He left all of us. MQ03LiPPWhyStop Once he was gone, the Brotherhood decided we weren't worth their time anymore. Without their protection, we had to abandon the purifier. MQ03LiTLHelpMeOut Look, I don't want to be harsh, but I have problems of my own. MQ03LiTLHelpMeOut I don't have the resources to support James' foolish endeavors, or your chasing after him. I'm sorry. MQ03LiTLKnowMoreAboutYou What? Well, I... I'm not sure what there is to tell. MQ03LiTLKnowMoreAboutYou Your father and I... We worked together for a long time. I think we were really on to something. MQ03LiTLKnowMoreAboutYou But then there were... complications. The project was abandoned, and your father disappeared. MQ03LiTLKnowMoreAboutYou I returned here to Rivet City, and established the lab you see before you now. MQ03LiTLLookingforFather The last I knew, he was headed back to the lab at Project Purity, in the old Jefferson Memorial building. MQ03LiTLLookingforFather I still say it's dangerous, and he shouldn't have risked it. That's all I know. MQ03LiTLLookingforFather You mean you haven't? I assumed he sent you here. MQ03LiTLLookingforFather For that matter, aren't you supposed to be in a Vault? James said he left you there. MQ03LiTLProjectPurityInfo Project Purity, we called it. What do you want to know? MQ03LiTLTellMoreParents I suppose so. I worked with them for several years until... Until your mother died, and your father decided it was time to leave. MQ03LiTLTellMoreParents What else do you want to know? MQ03LiTLTellMoreParents What do you want to know? MQ03LiTLWhatIsThisPlace This is the Rivet City Science lab. MQ03LiTLWhatIsThisPlace It's taken many long years to put together, but we've done well for ourselves. MQ03LiTLWhatIsThisPlace Our work on portable fusion power and hydroponics are coming along quite nicely, if not quite according to schedule. MQ03LiWhereFatherGone Yes, I do. I told him repeatedly that it's too late, that the project is too far gone to be revived. MQ03LiWhereFatherGone He insisted he can just pick up where we left off 20 years ago, and said he could prove it to me. MQ03LiWhereFatherGone So he headed off to the old lab. I advised against it, but he went anyway. MQ03LiWhereFatherGoneApology Your father insisted that we return to work on Project Purity. I tried telling him too much time has passed; there's no way it would work. MQ03LiWhereFatherGoneApology Predictably, he refused to listen to me. He says he can prove it will work, and headed off to the old lab. MQ03LiWhereFatherGoneApology I'm sorry. I don't know what else to tell you. MQ03LiWhereFatherGoneRude Look, whatever's going on between the two of you is the least of my concerns right now. MQ03LiWhereFatherGoneRude Against my advice, your father returned to the old lab. He said he had some unfinished business to take care of. MQ03LiWhereFatherGoneUnapologetic Well I don't know where he is. The last I knew, he was going back to the old lab. MQ03LiWhereFatherGoneUnapologetic Now will you kindly leave? I have work to do. MQ03RoboBrainHostility Hostilities will not be tolerated. MQ03RoboBrainPutOnSuit Please put on your standard-issue Vault-Tec suit before using the Tranquility Lounger. MQ03RoboBrainSayTo A Tranquility Lounger is available. Please be seated. MQ03RoboBrainSayTo Please find the nearest Tranquility Lounger and be seated. MQ03RoboBrainSayTo Please take a seat in the nearest available Tranquility Lounger. Thank you for your cooperation. MQ03RoboBrainWarning Please refrain from disturbing our other residents. MQ03RoboBrainWarning Please do not disturb the other residents. Take your seat. MQ03ScientistLookingForFather I did see a man talking to Doctor Li, but I really shouldn't be discussing it. MQ03ScientistLookingForFather She's already in a bad mood. I'd hate to make it worse. MQ03ScientistLookingForFather You should probably just talk to her about it. MQ03ScientistLookingForFather Look, some of us are trying to get work done here. There have been enough disruptions recently. MQ03ScientistLookingForFather Anybody coming through here would have to talk to Doctor Li; why don't you go bother her about it? MQ04Betty1Q1CantDoThis On the contrary, I believe you'll find that here, I can do most anything I like. MQ04Betty1Q1CantDoThis Now, let's discuss your next task. MQ04Betty1Q1CantDoThis The Rockwells live such a happy life. Their marriage is the cornerstone of that life. MQ04Betty1Q1CantDoThis Destroy their marriage. How you do it is up to you, but you may not kill either of them. MQ04Betty1Q1WhatElse An excellent question. Timmy was easy, and therefore boring. I desire some real entertainment. MQ04Betty1Q1WhatElse The Rockwells are the picture of a happy marriage. Change that. Split them up, without killing either of them. MQ04Betty1Q1WhatElse If you can do that, I'll have a good laugh and then we'll talk some more. MQ04Betty1Q3GetMeOutofHere Ha ha. You're not really in a position to be demanding anything, are you? MQ04Betty1Q3GetMeOutofHere Still, you've proven amusing thus far. Let's see if you can keep it up. MQ04Betty1Q3SoYoureInCharge Isn't it obvious by now? You've only been here a short while and you're already doing just as I ask. MQ04Betty1Q3SoYoureInCharge And now we come to your next game. Succeed, and there may be something in it for you. MQ04Betty1Q3WhatBenefits Ah ah ah! That's another question, and you've already had your answer for now. MQ04Betty1Q3WhatBenefits If you want more, you'll have to prove you're worth my time. Continue to amuse me, and I may answer more questions. MQ04Betty1Q4IWantToSeeHim Hmm. No, no I don't think so. MQ04Betty1Q4IWantToSeeHim We haven't yet plumbed the depths of your ability to amuse me. I think you'll do a few more things for me first. MQ04Betty1Q4WhatDoIHaveToDo Ahhh, now that is just the sort of question you should be asking. MQ04Betty1Q4WhatDoIHaveToDo You understand that I am in control, then. Excellent. You are far more promising than your father. MQ04Betty1Q4WhatHaveYouDone Were I you, I'd be more concerned with myself at the moment. MQ04Betty1Q4WhatHaveYouDone And besides, we're done with questions for now. Perhaps we'll address it at a later time. First, I have something else for you to do. MQ04Betty1Q5CrazyArentYou Oh, come now. Would you court death so brazenly? MQ04Betty1Q5CrazyArentYou I suggest you think twice before insulting me again. Now, there are things for you to do. MQ04Betty1Q5IfInControlHelp But I am helping you! MQ04Betty1Q5IfInControlHelp I am answering questions... More than the one original question I granted you, I might add. And now I think it is time you do something for me. MQ04Betty1Q5WhyALittleGirl Why not? I have been in this place for two hundred years. This is something to keep me amused. MQ04Betty1Q5WhyALittleGirl Much like my willingness to entertain your questions. Though now I grow bored, so I think I shall set you to a new task. MQ04Betty1QHowDoIGetOut An interesting choice... Certainly not what I had anticipated. MQ04Betty1QHowDoIGetOut Simply put, you leave when I say so. This place is under my control, and I dictate the terms. If I decide to let you go, you may go. MQ04Betty1QNextTask Pay a visit to the Rockwells. They're very happily married, and I'd like you to change that. MQ04Betty1QNextTask Put an end to their marriage, and we'll talk. MQ04Betty1QNextTaskAccept Rationalize it any way you'd like. If you succeed, we'll continue our discussion. MQ04Betty1QNextTaskAcceptMean Excellent. I so enjoy that "can-do" spirit. MQ04Betty1QNextTaskRefuse Then I'm afraid we have nothing more to say to one another. MQ04Betty1QNotPlayingGames No? Then I'm afraid you'll never be leaving. MQ04Betty1QNotPlayingGames I decide when you may leave, and unless you start cooperating, you're going to have a very long stay here on Tranquility Lane. MQ04Betty1QRefuse Then once again we find ourselves at an impasse. How disappointing. MQ04Betty1QWhatIsThisPlace Tranquility Lane is a simulation, a reality designed to play home to the denizens of Vault 112. MQ04Betty1QWhatIsThisPlace It was my last and greatest project. I am quite grateful that I was placed directly in charge of it. MQ04Betty1QWhatIsThisPlace There have been... unexpected benefits to living here. MQ04Betty1QWhereIsDad Ah, yes. A predictable question, I suppose. MQ04Betty1QWhereIsDad Your father is here, in Tranquility Lane. He is quite safe for now, though he can no longer hound me with his incessant questioning. MQ04Betty1QWhereIsDad Perhaps you will see more of him in time. MQ04Betty1QWhereIsDad Your father? MQ04Betty1QWhoAreYou I was known as Dr. Stanislaus Braun, but here I choose this identity. MQ04Betty1QWhoAreYou Do you find it unsettling? In this place I can choose to be whatever I wish, and this is what I have chosen. MQ04Betty1QWhoAreYou You will find that I control a great deal around here. MQ04Betty3ANextTaskGetItOverWith Oh, come now. Show some enthusiasm! MQ04Betty3ANextTaskGetItOverWith There are fewer rules this time. I'd like to see just what you're capable of. MQ04Betty3ANextTaskGetItOverWith I'd like you to kill Mabel Henderson. Please put some effort into it; do something creative. Beating her to death won't impress me. MQ04Betty3ANextTaskGreat Ah, now that's the spirit. MQ04Betty3ANextTaskGreat Let's raise the stakes. I'd like you to kill Mabel Henderson. MQ04Betty3ANextTaskGreat But do put some effort into it. Make it creative; beating her to death simply won't suffice. MQ04Betty3ANextTaskSarcastic Your sarcasm is unappreciated. This could be so much fun if you'd allow yourself to see it. MQ04Betty3ANextTaskSarcastic Now, Mabel Henderson needs to die. Not just any death, mind you, but an entertaining, well thought-out death. You'll see to that. MQ04Betty3ANextTaskSarcastic Very simple. Plenty of opportunity to show me what you're capable of. MQ04Betty3ANextTaskWhatIsIt Attempting to maintain the illusion of control, are we? How quaint. Very well... MQ04Betty3ANextTaskWhatIsIt I'd like you to kill Mabel Henderson. Do something unique, something unexpected. Surprise me. MQ04Betty3ExplainingToDo You have amused me thus far, but I still don't think you're quite in a position to be demanding anything. MQ04Betty3ExplainingToDo Still, I suppose you've earned the right to some further answers. What would you ask of me? MQ04Betty3FatherIWantToSeeHim If you continue to behave, and do as I ask, I may be willing to release both of you. But first you have work to do. MQ04Betty3FatherLying Oh dear, now you don't even believe me? How disappointing. MQ04Betty3FatherLying I assure you, James and I talked at length before you arrived. Now let's continue before I grow bored with you. MQ04Betty3FatherTakeMeToHim No, I don't think I'll do that. I'm having far too much fun to stop now. MQ04Betty3FatherTakeMeToHim What I will do, however, is consider releasing both of you once you've done a few more things for me. So let's get to it. MQ04Betty3FunWhatsNext I'm pleased to see I'm not the only one being entertained. You're far more agreeable than your father. MQ04Betty3FunWhatsNext If you wish for more, then so be it. But let's raise the stakes a bit this time. I'd like you to kill Mabel Henderson. MQ04Betty3FunWhatsNext But do be creative about it. Beating her to death just won't suffice. Put some effort into it. MQ04Betty3HateItButDoIt Of course you will. And you never know... You might enjoy it. MQ04Betty3Nevermind I see. MQ04Betty3NeverSeeItComing Excellent. I look forward to seeing what you come up with. Remember, creativity is key! MQ04Betty3NeverSeeItComing Music to my ears. MQ04Betty3NowWhat To the point, aren't we? MQ04Betty3NowWhat I've been having so much fun, I see no reason to stop now. Let's try something new, shall we? MQ04Betty3NowWhat I'd like you to kill Mabel Henderson. Find an interesting way to do it, please. I'm curious to see how creative you can be. MQ04Betty3VaultCanLiveOutsideAgain The "real world'"? Ha ha ha. MQ04Betty3VaultCanLiveOutsideAgain This world is more real than anything outside. MQ04Betty3VaultCanLiveOutsideAgain My body has been seated in the same chair for 200 years. It's sustained by machines. MQ04Betty3VaultCanLiveOutsideAgain Were I to so much as stand up, my body would crumble to dust. But here, I've moved beyond that frail physical form. I am so much MORE here. MQ04Betty3VaultCanLiveOutsideAgain And now our little diversion is at an end. It's time you do something else for me. MQ04Betty3VaultLetThesePeopleGo Oh, but there is! They continue to amuse me. That is purpose enough for their lives, don't you think? MQ04Betty3VaultLetThesePeopleGo You are serving the same purpose after all. I do enjoy having someone new to play with. And speaking of playing, let's try a new game. MQ04Betty3VaultWhyHaventYouLeft I have no desire to leave. Here I wield more power than I could ever hope to in the outside world. MQ04Betty3VaultWhyHaventYouLeft And I use that power to amuse myself. Now, for instance, you will do as I ask yet again because I have power over you. MQ04Betty3WhatDidDadWant Your father, frustrating as he was, recognized the significance of some of my previous work. MQ04Betty3WhatDidDadWant He came to gather information on it. He was most pleased to be able to ask me directly, but he failed to understand how things work here. MQ04Betty3WhatDidDadWant He was unwilling to compromise, to do anything I asked of him. And so our discussions ended. MQ04Betty3WhatIsThisPlace Tranquility Lane was designed to be a home away from home. A new way of sustaining life after the apocalypse. MQ04Betty3WhatIsThisPlace Vault 112 was the prototype; we never had time to build others. As the designer of the simulation, I was given special access. MQ04Betty3WhatIsThisPlace Everyone else here is only subconsciously aware of the artificial reality around them; their conscious minds accept it as fact. MQ04Betty3WheresDad He's here, and he is unharmed. He has merely been rendered unable to bother me. MQ04Betty3WontDoIt Yes, yes. How very noble of you. You'll change your mind eventually. MQ04Betty3WontDoIt Still you resist me, when you know that I have the answers you seek. MQ04Betty3WontDoIt Well, I am not going to beg you. You know what I ask of you, and so you know what you must do to retain my favor. MQ04Betty4BeingHonest I think you'll find that I've been quite honest with you thus far. You have no discernable reason to mistrust me. MQ04Betty4BeingHonest In the dog house out behind the abandoned home are a mask and knife. Don the mask, and become the Pint-Sized Slasher. MQ04Betty4BeingHonest Use the knife to eliminate all the residents of Tranquility Lane. MQ04Betty4DontDeserveThis I'm afraid you're not in a position to decide what they do or do not deserve. They are under my control, not yours. MQ04Betty4DontDeserveThis Now if you're done attempting to change my mind, let's get on with your final task. After completing it, you will be free to go. MQ04Betty4Enthusiastic Your enthusiasm is inspiring. It's a shame you didn't arrive earlier. MQ04Betty4Enthusiastic Now, you will become the Pint-Sized Slasher, and kill everyone in Tranquility Lane. MQ04Betty4Enthusiastic Behind the Abandoned house, there is a dog house. Inside that dog house are the knife and mask you will take up. MQ04Betty4ForcingMeToBeEvil I don't recall asking for your feelings on the matter. MQ04Betty4ForcingMeToBeEvil If it has not been made perfectly clear to you, I am in control here. I dictate your actions, and the actions of those around you. MQ04Betty4ForcingMeToBeEvil You will continue to do exactly as I say, or you will find yourself suffering from a sudden and inexplicable aneurysm. MQ04Betty4ForcingMeToBeEvil And that's if I'm feeling generous. MQ04Betty4ForcingMeToBeEvil For now, though, you will become the Pint-Sized Slasher. You will kill everyone in Tranquility Lane, and you will do this because I say so. MQ04Betty4ForcingMeToBeEvil Behind the Abandoned House, in the dog house, are a knife and mask. You will use them to terrorize the residents of this quaint little street. MQ04Betty4SlasherSoundsLikeFun I thought you might find it amusing. It draws upon an old urban legend, a story told over campfires many years ago. MQ04Betty4SlasherSoundsLikeFun The residents have all heard the story, and will fear you. MQ04Betty4SlasherSoundsLikeFun Go forth, and make me proud. MQ04Betty4WhatSlasher He is a figure of myth, born of old campfire stories. You will make him a reality. MQ04Betty4WhatSlasher The residents will know you, and they will fear you. When they have all been eliminated, return to me. MQ04Betty4WhyDoingThis Because I can, of course. MQ04Betty4WhyDoingThis I have total power here. I may do whatever I wish, and over these many years I have found that I wish to see others suffer. MQ04Betty4YouCouldLeave Are you mad? I've been here for almost 200 years. My body is in no condition to be used for anything. MQ04Betty4YouCouldLeave And yet here in Tranquility Lane, I am as strong and youthful as I care to be. No, no. I think I'll stay here, thank you. MQ04Betty4YouCouldLeave And you... You will now do as you're told. The Slasher awaits. MQ04BettyAnotherChanceFunny It is kind of funny, but for a different reason. Tranquility Lane is different than most places. People here don't stay dead. MQ04BettyAnotherChanceFunny I can make it so Timmy will be back to normal, just like nothing happened. You, though... You're special. If you die, you don't come back. MQ04BettyAnotherChanceFunny You stay dead, so you better watch out. MQ04BettyAnotherChanceHow Tranquility Lane is special. If people die here, they don't really stay dead. Well, most people anyway. MQ04BettyAnotherChanceHow You're... Different. If you die, you stay dead. Better be careful! MQ04BettyAnotherChanceHow Now, Timmy will be back to normal any second now. Then you can try again. MQ04BettyDoneLetMeOut Yes, yes. I suppose you've earned the right to do as you like. MQ04BettyDoneLetMeOut I shall miss your company. This has been a simply wonderful time. MQ04BettyDoneLetMeOut The door is now open. Through it, you may return to the real world, and whatever inferior existence you have there. MQ04BettyDoneSureWasFun I had the distinct impression you enjoyed yourself. We are alike, you and I. MQ04BettyDoneSureWasFun Now, you asked for the means to leave Tranquility Lane, and so I grant it to you. The door is open. MQ04BettyDoneSureWasFun You are, of course, welcome to stay a bit longer if you like. MQ04BettyHowKnowMe I know everything, my dear boy. MQ04BettyHowKnowMe I know everything, my dear girl. MQ04BettyInvasionDeadHaha Alone... What will I do now? I have no one. Nothing. You've destroyed everything that mattered to me. MQ04BettyInvasionTLDad Didn't you figure it out? The dog. So loyal, so trusting... so annoying. MQ04BettyInvasionTLDad I simply made him what he always was... MQ04BettyInvasionTLDad He's been right here the whole time, and you were too dense to figure it out. The dog, you see. MQ04BettyInvasionTLDad Man's best friend. But now you've taken all my friends from me... MQ04BettyInvasionTLDadSafe Yes, I'm sure he's fine. No doubt when you leave the simulation, he'll be waiting for you. MQ04BettyInvasionTLDadSafe But there's no one waiting for me... MQ04BettyInvasionTLGECK The Garden of Eden Creation Kit. It was for terraforming, for restoring the world after a nuclear disaster. MQ04BettyInvasionTLGECK Unstable technology, and ultimately boring. Why re-make the old reality, when instead you could create any reality you choose? MQ04BettyInvasionTLOkayToGo Isn't it obvious? You've run the failsafe, disrupted everything. I have no power over you. MQ04BettyInvasionTLOkayToGo There's the door. Go. MQ04BettyInvasionTLPlace You know enough. You know this was my perfect simulation, my exquisite creation. MQ04BettyInvasionTLPlace And now you've ruined it forever. MQ04BettyInvasionTLPlace It is my greatest achievement. The best of the many simulations I've run in these 200 years. MQ04BettyInvasionTLPlace I played with the others, but they bored me. This version never grew old. It amused me over, and over, and over again. MQ04BettyInvasionTLWho Why do you torment me? You know who I am. You know that I am really Doctor Braun, that I created this place... MQ04BettyInvasionTLWho And that now I'm trapped here, and it's all your fault. MQ04BettyInvasionTLWho My name is Stanislaus Braun. I am a Vault-Tec scientist. I created this simulation for Vault-Tec, but for myself as well. MQ04BettyInvasionTLWho It was my own design, my own perfection. A better reality than any other. Far greater than my work on the G.E.C.K. MQ04BettyInvasionTop1 You? No! I... I am the creator of this world! MQ04BettyInvasionTop1 ...feel so lost, and... So all alone. MQ04BettyInvasionTop2 It is NOT over! It's not over until I say so! Do you understand me? I... I... MQ04BettyInvasionTop2 I just want things to go back the way they were. MQ04BettyInvasionTop3 I CAN'T reset it, don't you see? The failsafe disabled the security protocols. They're all dead. For good! MQ04BettyInvasionTop3 All my friends, gone. Now I'm stuck here by myself... MQ04BettyInvasionTop4 You've taken them all from me. You've left me with nothing! MQ04BettyInvasionTop4 It's not fair... Nobody to play with ever again... MQ04BettyKillPlayer You can't do that here. MQ04BettyKillPlayer And now, you have to pay. MQ04BettyLiveHereDont You do now. MQ04BettyLiveHereDont You live here until I say you don't. MQ04BettyLiveHereDont I know! Why don't we play a game? MQ04BettyLiveHereWhat Do you like games? I love to play games! MQ04BettyLiveHereWhat I know a really fun game we can play. MQ04BettyLiveHereWhatever That's right! It IS whatever I say! Boy, you learn fast. MQ04BettyLiveHereWhatever Hey, I know! Let's play a fun game! MQ04BettyNotNowBailOut But... But I want to play now! MQ04BettyTask2GetOnWithIt I'm glad you've chosen to see reason. MQ04BettyTask2GetOnWithIt Again, I present you with a simple little job. The Rockwells have a seemingly happy marriage. I'd like you to put an end to it. MQ04BettyTask2GetOnWithIt The only caveat is that you may not kill either of them in the process. I look forward to seeing what you're capable of. MQ04BettyTask2Refuse1 There's always a choice. Sometimes it's just easier to make. MQ04BettyTask2Refuse2 I'm glad you've chosen to be cooperative. MQ04BettyTask2RefuseAgain Well then, we have little else to say to one another. MQ04BettyTLDad Oh, don't worry about that now. There are things to do! MQ04BettyTLDad Have you met Doc the dog? He's another new arrival, much like yourself. MQ04BettyTLDad He might seem a bit... familiar to you. MQ04BettyTLMoreInfo Maybe later. First I want to see how you get along with Timmy. MQ04BettyTLMoreInfo The details of this place are far beyond your comprehension, I'm sure. MQ04BettyTLMoreInfo Be content with what you need to know: This is a simulation, and I am in total control. If you wish to see the Vault again, you'll do as I say. MQ04BettyTLReminder Take on the role of the Pint-Sized Slasher, and kill everyone on Tranquility Lane. I'll be waiting. MQ04BettyTLReminder Mabel Henderson needs to die. But in a creative, fun sort of way. I'm sure you'll think of something. MQ04BettyTLReminder Visit the Rockwells. Observe their happy marriage, and then destroy it. But don't kill them; that'd spoil the fun. MQ04BettyTLReminder You need to go find Timmy Neusbaum, and make him cry. It'll be funny. You'll see. MQ04BettyTLWhoAreYou Don't you worry about that. You just go have fun with Timmy. MQ04BettyTLWhoAreYou You know that I am Dr. Braun. Anything else is irrelevant. Perhaps you should be focusing your energy on what I've asked of you. MQ04BettyTLWhoAreYou If you insist on an answer, then you may better know me as Dr. Stanislaus Braun. MQ04BettyTLWhoAreYou I have chosen a different appearance for myself here... in my own little playground. MQ04BettyWhistling
MQ04BettyYouveSeenMyFather Oh, I don't think we're quite ready to talk about that. We haven't even been formally introduced yet. MQ04DadCanWeGo Yes, yes! Absolutely! We need to get back to Rivet City. I've got to tell Madison that I have it. MQ04DadCanWeGo After all these years, I finally have the key to making Project Purity a reality. MQ04DadChoice1 Well, I'm glad you did. This certainly wasn't how I expected things to turn out. I wasn't ready for Braun, or I might've fared better. MQ04DadChoice2 Well I didn't expect Dr. Braun to be alive and insane. I thought I'd just find notes, or holotapes. MQ04DadChoice2 I needed information about Braun, and his work on the G.E.C.K. MQ04DadChoice3 You came all this way, and risked your life for answers? They must be important to you. MQ04DadDidntLikeDog Well, I suppose it had its moments. But in the end, I much prefer having opposable thumbs. MQ04DadDidntLikeDog And now that I'm back, I can get back to work. I need to tell Madison what I've learned. MQ04DadDontDoItAgain I assure you, I won't. I'm going to need your help. MQ04DadDontDoItAgain Now that I have what I came for, I need to get to Rivet City right away. MQ04DadGoodThingIWasThere It certainly is! It's nice to feel like I'm on two legs again. MQ04DadGoodThingIWasThere And thanks to Doctor Braun, I know that Project Purity isn't lost after all. MQ04DadGotInformation I did indeed. Braun's work, the G.E.C.K., was designed to re-adapt environments for living after a nuclear war. MQ04DadGotInformation It's not entirely stable, but I'm sure that components of that technology are just what we need, what we've been missing all this time. MQ04DadGotInformation I need to return to Rivet City. Once Madison knows about the G.E.C.K., I can get her to see that it really will work. MQ04DadGottaBeKidding You must understand. As much as I love you, this project has been my responsibility since long before you were even born. MQ04DadGottaBeKidding Too many people have made sacrifices to give up on it now. Your mother... MQ04DadGottaBeKidding If you'll let me, I'd like to show you what we've accomplished. I want you to be there when we change the world. MQ04DadGottaBeKidding After so many years, I can finally see it through to the end. I can't stop now. MQ04DadLetsGo That's my girl! MQ04DadLetsGo Let's hurry. Now that I know what we need, I want to get back to work as soon as possible. MQ04DadLetsGo That's my boy! MQ04DadLetsGo Let's hurry. Now that I know what we need, I want to get back to work as soon as possible. MQ04DadNotGoing Really? You're not going to join me? MQ04DadNotGoing Coming all this way after me... I'd have thought you'd want to help. I have to keep going; I can't stop now. MQ04DadNotGoing I'm going back to Rivet City. Meet me there if you change your mind. I... It would be good to work with you, honey. MQ04DadNotGoing Really? You're not going to join me? MQ04DadNotGoing Coming all this way after me... I'd have thought you'd want to help. I have to keep going; I can't stop now. MQ04DadNotGoing I'm going back to Rivet City. Meet me there if you change your mind. I... It would be good to work with you, son. MQ04DadRivetCity I can't do this on my own. Madison... Doctor Li has a team of scientists working at Rivet City. They'll have to help. MQ04DadRivetCity The facility hasn't been used in years. There'll be enough work for a good number of people, and it will take us a while. MQ04DadRivetCity The sooner I get to Rivet City, the sooner Madison and I can get to work. MQ04DadScrewTheVault Is that so? MQ04DadScrewTheVault You're nineteen years old. Are you so sure you know what you want from life already? MQ04DadScrewTheVault I suppose it doesn't matter now. I suspect there's no going back for either of us. We'll just have to forge on ahead, won't we? MQ04DadSoItsBackToRivetCity Yes. With what I've learned, Madison is sure to see that we can finally succeed where we failed so many years ago. MQ04DadSoItsBackToRivetCity I'd like you to come with me. I'd like you to be there when we finally open the floodgates. MQ04DadSorryIsntGoodEnough I'm afraid there's nothing else I can offer. When Project Purity is finished, we can sit down and really talk. I'd like to work through this. MQ04DadSorryIsntGoodEnough For now, I need to return to Rivet City. There's still much to do. MQ04DadTakeABreak No, no. There will be time to rest when the work is complete. This is too important! MQ04DadTakeABreak I need to get back to Rivet City right away. There's so much to be done. MQ04DadTakeABreak No, no. There will be time to rest when the work is complete. This is too important! MQ04DadTakeABreak I need to get back to Rivet City right away. There's so much work to be done. MQ04DadWhatAboutMe Yes, what about you? Why, in fact, are you outside the Vault at all? I don't even want to know HOW you got out. MQ04DadWhatAboutMe As much as I appreciate your help, you were supposed to stay there, to make a life for yourself there, not out here! MQ04DadWhatDidYouLearn I was right about Braun. The technology he developed is unstable, even dangerous, but it can be adapted for Project Purity. MQ04DadWhatDidYouLearn I need to return to Rivet City and talk with Madison. If we can find a G.E.C.K., we can make Project Purity work. MQ04DadWhatDoingHere I needed information about Doctor Braun's research and development of the G.E.C.K. It's vital to getting Project Purity running. MQ04DadWhatDoingHere I was expecting to find notes, or holotapes. I didn't plan on being caught up in Braun's twisted fantasy world. MQ04DadWhatsWrongWithYou That's where you belonged. You were an adult, capable of fending for yourself, and you had a good life ahead of you. MQ04DadWhatsWrongWithYou What's out here is my task, my responsibility. I never wanted you to have any part of this insanity. MQ04DadWhyLieToMe Yes, I lied about where you were born. About where I was born. I admit that. MQ04DadWhyLieToMe At the time, I felt the truth would only encourage you to try and leave the Vault, to go looking for your past. MQ04DadWhyLieToMe Perhaps I should've handled things differently. I'm sorry. MQ04DadYouLeftMe You were supposed to stay put. You could've had a good life in the Vault. MQ04DadYouLeftMe But I suppose it's too late to go back now, isn't it? The Overseer would likely have us shot on sight. MQ04DadYouLeftMe Well, then you'll just have to come with me to Rivet City. You've certainly proven yourself capable enough. MQ04DadYourResponsibility Project Purity was underway long before you were born. There were many of us, including your mother, who devoted our lives to it. MQ04DadYourResponsibility The idea of free, clean water for everyone drove us to succeed. So many sacrifices were made for that idea. MQ04DadYourResponsibility My responsibility is to see it through to the end, to make sure those sacrifices mean something. MQ04Dithers1Crazy You're the only one who can end it. You must end it, don't you see? You're the only one who can disable the Failsafe! MQ04Dithers1OfCourseItsReal We're not really here. We're not really talking. It's all made-up, make-believe. We're sleeping, dreaming. MQ04Dithers1OfCourseItsReal The dream became a nightmare. It has to end, it just has to. But we're not in charge. He is, and he doesn't want us to wake up. MQ04Dithers1WhatTalkingAbout This. All this, it's all fake! Made-up, a dream world. Only the dream never ends. I want it to end, for all our sakes. MQ04Dithers1WhatTalkingAbout He keeps us here, so he can laugh and feel good about himself. But I know. I know what he's doing, and I know he uses the Failsafe. MQ04Dithers2CrazyFollowUp You need to know the truth, otherwise he'll suck you in just like all the others. Beware! MQ04Dithers2CrazyGetAway You can't fool me. You know I'm right... You know none of this is real. MQ04Dithers2WhatFailsafe It's in the abandoned house. He doesn't want us going in there, because he's afraid we might find it. MQ04Dithers2WhatFailsafe It's the only terminal to the outside; the only way to shut the whole thing down. You've got to find it. MQ04Dithers2WhoTalkingAbout He calls himself Betty now, but he's still the same. He can put on a new face all he likes, but underneath he's still evil. MQ04Dithers2WhoTalkingAbout Braun. Bastard thinks because he helped create this place he's God here. But I know he still uses the Failsafe terminal. I know it. MQ04Dithers2WhyNoOneElse Don't know. Can't sleep sometimes... Hear voices... My own skin doesn't feel right. None of this is right. You've got to believe me! MQ04Dithers2WhyNoOneElse You've got to find that failsafe! MQ04Dithers3LeaveMeAlone I'm telling you, this can all end if you find it... MQ04Dithers3WheresFailsafe The abandoned house. Keeps that one to himself, he does. That's where it is. That's why he doesn't want us in there. MQ04Dithers3WorkingOnIt You have to find it. It's the only way any of us can truly rest... MQ04DithersCantFindIt Did you look? Did you really look? You can't just look with your eyes, you know. MQ04DithersCantFindIt Look at Braun. You think he really looks like that little girl? He hides things. Confuses them. You have to find a way to find it. MQ04DithersCantFindItLying It's there, I tell you! He hides it, like he hides himself. You've got to find a way to draw it out. He knows how to do it, but he'd never tell you. MQ04DocDad
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MQ04FatherKnowHesHere Your father? Oh, I had no idea. This is simply too rich. MQ04FatherKnowHesHere He's the reason you came here? I mistakenly assumed you had simply blundered in here on your own. MQ04FatherKnowHesHere Well, this certainly changes things, doesn't it? I daresay it gives you a whole new level of motivation to avoid angering me. MQ04FatherKnowHesHere You mean the man that came here is your daddy? MQ04FatherKnowHesHere And you're only here because you're looking for him? MQ04FatherKnowHesHere Oh, this is just too much fun! We're going to have SUCH a good time! Let's play right now! MQ04FatherOlderGuy Well now, doesn't this just change everything! MQ04FatherOlderGuy I should have suspected there was some reason behind my recent good fortune. MQ04FatherOlderGuy Perhaps you'll get to see him, in time. MQ04FatherOlderGuy And he's new here too, isn't he? MQ04FatherOlderGuy Oh, boy. He's your daddy, huh? I had no idea! MQ04FatherOlderGuy That makes this even MORE fun! Let's play! MQ04FatherScientist Oh my. What a splendid turn of events. I had no idea the two of you were related! MQ04FatherScientist Yes, I have indeed seen him. I'm afraid he's rather unavailable at the moment. MQ04FatherScientist Ha ha ha! THAT'S your daddy? MQ04FatherScientist Oh, we're going to have SO much fun! This is going to be the best game ever! MQ04GameDetailsCrazy No, Timmy's the one who's crazy. You'll see. MQ04GameDetailsCrazy Make him cry, and then come tell me. Maybe we can talk some more then. MQ04GameDetailsThatsIt You can? I guess we'll see, huh? MQ04GameDetailsThatsIt Good luck! MQ04GameDetailsWhatKindOfGame It'll be funny. Come on, you'll see. MQ04GameDetailsWhatKindOfGame Make him cry, and then come back here, and we'll talk some more. MQ04GameDetailsWhosTimmy He's the only other kid that lives here besides you. He's a big crybaby... You'll see. MQ04GameDetailsWhosTimmy Make him cry and then come back here so we can talk some more. MQ04GameFatherNow Oh, don't be mean. That's not a good way to start. MQ04GameFatherNow I said we're going to play a game, so that's what we're going to do. MQ04GameNo1 Ha ha. You don't get to say no. MQ04GameNo1 If I want to play a game, you're going to play. And I want to. MQ04GameNo2 I said, I want to play a game. MQ04GameNo2 It's easy. You make Timmy Neusbaum cry, and I'll help you. If you don't... MQ04GameNo2 Then I guess you'll never find out where your daddy is. MQ04GameNo2 I said, I want to play a game. MQ04GameNo2 It's easy. You make Timmy Neusbaum cry, and I'll help you. If you don't... Then I guess you're stuck here. MQ04GameOkay I knew you would! MQ04GameOkay It's a really simple game. All you have to do is make Timmy Neusbaum cry. MQ04GameOkay Oh goodie! MQ04GameOkay It's a really simple game. All you have to do is make Timmy Neusbaum cry. MQ04GameWhatsGoingOn We're going to play a game now, silly. That's what's going on. MQ04JanetBasementLine What's this... Women's clothing? Down here? MQ04JanetConfrontRogerKissingConv You fucking coward. I can't stand the sight of you. Get away from me! MQ04JanetConfrontRogerKissingConv Who told you that? They're lying, I swear it! MQ04JanetConfrontRogerKissingConv Well someone saw you and Martha, Roger, and I heard about it. So now I know for sure. MQ04JanetConfrontRogerKissingConv Janet, what the hell are you talking about? MQ04JanetConfrontRogerKissingConv Don't you lie to me. Did you honestly think you could skulk around with that whore and no one would see you? MQ04JanetConfrontRogerKissingConv What? Janet, what are you talking about? MQ04JanetConfrontRogerKissingConv Roger, you son of a bitch. Did you really think I wouldn't find out? MQ04JanetConfrontRogerUndiesConv The hell with working this out. I'm sick of you. I'm staying at Mabel's tonight. Don't talk to me. Don't even look at me. MQ04JanetConfrontRogerUndiesConv I have no idea what you're talking about Janet. Just calm down, and let's work this out. MQ04JanetConfrontRogerUndiesConv You left her underwear on your goddamn desk, Roger. How stupid do you think I am? MQ04JanetConfrontRogerUndiesConv Janet, what are you talking about? MQ04JanetConfrontRogerUndiesConv You just couldn't stay away from her, could you? And what, you didn't think I'd find out? You disgust me! MQ04JanetConfrontRogerUndiesConv What? What did I do? MQ04JanetConfrontRogerUndiesConv Roger, you son of a bitch! MQ04JanetConfrontRogerUndiesWearing You pervert! You disgust me! Just stay away from me! MQ04JanetConfrontRogerUndiesWearing What's wrong with being in the basement? What the hell is going on? MQ04JanetConfrontRogerUndiesWearing You KNOW what I'm talking about! You spend all that time down in the basement, and I never questioned it. MQ04JanetConfrontRogerUndiesWearing Janet, calm down! What are you talking about? MQ04JanetConfrontRogerUndiesWearing Did you think I wouldn't find out? What kind of a sicko are you? MQ04JanetConfrontRogerUndiesWearing What? What did I do? MQ04JanetConfrontRogerUndiesWearing Roger, you son of a bitch! MQ04JanetItsYourBasementLady This isn't mine. Why would Roger have this down here? MQ04JanetSPEECHCHALLENGE It's that Martha Simpson, isn't it? I knew it! That's it. I've had enough of Roger's lies and bullshit! MQ04JanetUndiesCheatingOnYou My God... I knew it. I knew it! MQ04JanetUndiesLooksLikeWomensClothing But... This isn't mine. What is this doing here? MQ04JanetUndiesSomeoneElses What is this doing here? MQ04JanetUndiesWearingIt Oh my God. Roger... He wouldn't. But... MQ04LookingForMyFather Gee, I don't know. What's he like? MQ04MabelRadioTopic Oh, dear. Is that old radio on the fritz again? I should turn it off. MQ04MabelUseOven Well sure I can, sweetie! MQ04MabelUseOven Let me just go light the oven to get it warming up. MQ04ResidentChitChat1 I suppose. I hadn't really noticed. MQ04ResidentChitChat1 You won't find a day like this anywhere else! MQ04ResidentChitChat1 Another perfect Saturday afternoon. Make sure you enjoy it, sport! MQ04ResidentChitChat1 Of course it is! It's America, isn't it? MQ04ResidentChitChat1 Well of course it is. What a silly thing to say. What else would it be? MQ04ResidentChitChat1 It sure is. But it always is here! MQ04ResidentChitChat1 Yep, you've got that right. Heck of a day to get some work done outdoors. MQ04ResidentChitChat2 I like it well enough, I suppose. Mabel is good company most of the time, and... well, the other neighbors are mostly very nice. MQ04ResidentChitChat2 Well, there's certainly never a dull moment. I think it's like any other street, really. MQ04ResidentChitChat2 Always something to see, and always something to talk about. MQ04ResidentChitChat2 Roger suggested we move here... I don't quite remember when that was... MQ04ResidentChitChat2 It's very nice. We're doing quite well. MQ04ResidentChitChat2 Heck of a place to live. Janet and I... well, we're... quite happy here. MQ04ResidentChitChat2 It's okay, I guess. I don't really have nobody to play with. Except for Betty... and she's kind of... well, she's mean. MQ04ResidentChitChat2 Well, George and I have been here... why, as long as I can remember. MQ04ResidentChitChat2 You mean besides how wonderful it is to live here? MQ04ResidentChitChat2 Everyone's very friendly. Even Old Lady Dithers, though she's lost most of her marbles. MQ04ResidentChitChat2 Nice place. Real nice. Everyone's friendly, and always happy to lend a hand. MQ04ResidentDad Your dad? Nope, I haven't. Did he get lost? MQ04ResidentDad He disappeared on you, huh? Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find him soon. MQ04ResidentDad Your dad? No, I haven't. I'm sure he's around here somewhere. MQ04ResidentDad I don't think so, but then I haven't really been looking for him. Sorry. MQ04ResidentDad Oh he's here, you can be sure of that. Just don't expect to see what you're used to seeing. MQ04ResidentDad No, I haven't. But when I do, I'll tell him you're looking for him. MQ04ResidentDad Nope, 'fraid not. Don't you worry about it, though. You'll find him. MQ04ResidentDad No sweetie, I haven't. I'm sure he'll come looking for you before long, though. MQ04ResidentDad Can't say that I have, kiddo. Don't worry, I'm sure he'll turn up. MQ04ResidentMabel Janet... Well, Janet and I don't see Mabel very often. Janet doesn't seem to like her very much. MQ04ResidentMabel I'm not really complaining. Last time we were over there, I bumped my head on that gigantic chandelier she has. Not anxious to do that again. MQ04ResidentMabel Roger and I don't spend much time with Mabel, frankly. She's a little nosey for my tastes. And I don't like visiting her house, either. MQ04ResidentMabel That robot she's got makes me nervous. She says it's perfectly safe, but something about it... it just makes me uncomfortable. MQ04ResidentMabel Mabel's been a good friend to me. She's always interested in what's going on with my life, which is more than I can say for some people. MQ04ResidentMabel I'll sometimes go over to her house and chat while she's baking. She really loves to bake... Uses that oven all the time. MQ04ResidentMabel She sure loves baking her pies. Always bringing them around, bragging about her fancy oven. MQ04ResidentMabel I'm not one to turn down a good pie, but it gets a bit tiresome hearing her go on and on. MQ04ResidentMabel Mabel? She's nice enough, I suppose. A bit of a gossip, maybe. And she never seemed too fond of my boy Timmy. MQ04ResidentMabel She was just complaining about his rollerskates the other day. Said Timmy left them in her house, and that they were dangerous. MQ04ResidentMabel If they're so dangerous, why didn't she just bring them here when she came to complain about it? MQ04ResidentMabel Fond of her gadgets, she is. Heck, I can't count the number of times I've had to fix that new-fangled robot of hers. MQ04ResidentMabel I keep telling her to order some new parts. The motivator goes bad on that one, and she's going to have a real problem on her hands. MQ04ResidentRockwells Now see here. That's not anything for you to be asking about. Our marriage is our business, and it's private. MQ04ResidentRockwells Why can't people just understand that, and just leave us alone? MQ04ResidentRockwells Our marriage? Goodness, what kind of a question is that? MQ04ResidentRockwells Mabel didn't put you up to this, did she? What a silly thing to ask about. MQ04ResidentRockwells I don't know what sort of thing you'd want to hear about... There was that one time Janet waved a rolling pin at Martha... MQ04ResidentRockwells Oh, but I suppose that's not really something you should concern yourself with. All in the past now. MQ04ResidentRockwells Their marriage? Why that's an odd sort of question. They're like anyone else, I suppose. Got their problems, but they work through them. MQ04ResidentRockwells Janet's a good woman. It's a good thing that Roger came to his senses. MQ04ResidentRockwells Another of his games? I won't be a party to it. You leave those poor people be. MQ04ResidentRockwells Now what's a kid like you want to know about that? Kind of grown-up stuff to be worried about, don't you think? MQ04ResidentRockwells Well, don't you worry your head about it. They worked out their problems a while ago. Haven't heard them fight in a long time. MQ04ResidentRockwells Well, they're just so nice, aren't they? It's good the two of them worked everything out. MQ04ResidentRockwells Why are you asking me? I don't know anything. And why should I care about their marriage, anyway? MQ04ResidentSimulation Sorry, kiddo, but I'm not in the mood for jokes. MQ04ResidentSimulation What? Oh, sweetie. Maybe you should just run along and play. MQ04ResidentSimulation Sounds like you've been spending too much time with your nose in those darned comic books, sport. MQ04ResidentSimulation Computer what now? Why don't you go find Timmy and have a nice game of catch? MQ04ResidentSimulation Oh, you're such a kidder. MQ04ResidentSimulation What? You're weird. MQ04ResidentSimulation Sure, sport. Whatever you say! Ha, ha. MQ04ResidentSimulation Is that so? MQ04ResidentSimulation Well, you oughta tell that to my big toe, kiddo. Hurts like the dickens since I stubbed it earlier today. Feels pretty real to me! MQ04ResidentTimmy What? No she didn't... did she? MQ04ResidentTimmy I don't like her. She's creepy, and she laughs at stuff that isn't funny. MQ04ResidentTimmy The Neusbaum boy, eh? Quiet kid. Seems like his parents don't give him much wiggle room. MQ04ResidentTimmy Just between you and me kiddo, he looks he's what we'd have called a "momma's boy" back in my day. MQ04ResidentTimmy That boy is in trouble, if you ask me. Pat babies him like you wouldn't believe... Acts like he's still an infant. MQ04ResidentTimmy He's never out of his parents' sight. Can you imagine what it'll be like the first time he's separated from them? MQ04ResidentTimmy I'm not one to gossip, but that boy's in trouble, if you ask me. Growing up so attached to his parents like that. MQ04ResidentTimmy What he needs is some discipline. I keep telling Pat that military school would do him some good, but she won't listen. MQ04ResidentTimmy She doesn't understand I'm just trying to help. Even got a brochure for her to look over... but I'll bet she hasn't even glanced at it. MQ04ResidentTimmy Not really a boy, is he? Got him all confused, looking like he does. MQ04ResidentTimmy He's been on the edge for a while. I keep trying to talk him down, but his parents... They don't understand. Just about anything could set him off. MQ04ResidentTimmy My boy Timmy? Good kid. Straight-laced, good head on his shoulders. Never been in so much as a fist-fight. MQ04ResidentTimmy We're a close-knit family. Don't know what any of us would do if something happened... MQ04ResidentTimmy Timmy? Oh, he's a good boy. George and I are so proud of him. MQ04ResidentTimmy I don't care what Mabel says; I don't think military school would do him any good at all. MQ04ResidentTimmy I have half a mind to give her that brochure back and tell her just what she can do with it! MQ04RockwellBasementComeWithMe What were you doing in our basement? What's down there? MQ04RockwellBasementNevermind Okay. MQ04RockwellBasementTrustMe Okay, if you say so. MQ04RockwellsGossip1 Oh, I... Well, I'm not one to talk, but there was that fight last year. Everyone could hear them arguing. MQ04RockwellsGossip1 Janet thought there was something going on with Roger and Martha Simpson. He eventually convinced her it wasn't true. MQ04RockwellsGossip1 But I've seen the way Martha looks at him. Janet may believe him, but I sure don't. MQ04RockwellsGossip2 Well sure, sweetie. Doesn't everyone? MQ04RockwellsGossip2 Of course, not everyone decides to fight about it in front of an open window, so the whole neighborhood can hear... MQ04RockwellsGossip2 Martha Simpson must've been mortified, hearing Janet call her all those names. She's never said one word about it, though. MQ04RockwellsInformation What? Now that's a ridiculous thing to say. You kids need to find some different games to play! MQ04RockwellsInformation Now that's not funny. Not one bit. MQ04RockwellsMarthaNevermind People around here should mind their own business. MQ04RockwellsMarthaYouKnowSomething There's no story. Never was. Roger and I... Nothing ever happened. MQ04RockwellsMarthaYouKnowSomething I wanted... Oh, I don't know. I thought there was something between us. No, that's not true. I know there was. MQ04RockwellsMarthaYouKnowSomething But Roger pushed me away. Tried to deny it. Even Janet knew it was there. She fought with him over it. MQ04RockwellsMarthaYouKnowSomething I think she still suspects something. I try to stay away from Roger, just to avoid giving her a reason to hate me more. MQ04RockwellsMindBusiness Why, I never! MQ04RockwellsMindBusiness You're the one who asked ME about it, you little brat! MQ04RockwellsThanksForTip Tip? Oh, I wouldn't call it that. Just something I heard, is all. MQ04RogerBadNewsAboutJanet What? What are you talking about? MQ04RogerBloodyRollingPin That's... that's crazy! MQ04RogerBloodyRollingPin My God... Did she really kill Martha? She's lost her mind! MQ04RogerConfrontJanetRPin You should be in a sanitarium, or a prison! You're out of your damned mind! You just stay away from me, you hear me? MQ04RogerConfrontJanetRPin What are you talking about? I haven't done anything... MQ04RogerConfrontJanetRPin I'm scaring YOU? After you beat that poor woman to death? You've really lost it, Janet. You're crazy! MQ04RogerConfrontJanetRPin Roger, stop it. You're scaring me! MQ04RogerConfrontJanetRPin How could you? How could you do that to her? Have you lost your mind? MQ04RogerConfrontJanetRPin What on earth are you talking about, Roger? MQ04RogerConfrontJanetRPin My God... Janet, what have you done? MQ04RogerJanetSnapped Oh my God, what is that? Is that blood? And... brains? MQ04RogerJanetSnapped Janet did this to Martha? She really did snap, didn't she? MQ04RogerMarthaDead But... Janet would never... MQ04RogerMarthaDead I mean, I know she was upset, but I thought she was over it. How could she do this? MQ04Soldier1 The People's Republic of China claims this land as its own! Your evil, materialistic ways are at an end, American dogs! Men, open fire! MQ04TimmyBrochure What? No I'm not! MQ04TimmyBrochureKidding That's a dumb joke. You're not funny at all. MQ04TimmyBrochureShow But, but... I don't want to go away! I don't want to leave my mommy! MQ04TimmyBrochureShow [crying] MQ04TimmyCry [crying] MQ04TimmyCry [crying] MQ04TimmyCry [sobbing] MQ04TimmyGameRude Potty mouth! MQ04TimmyGameRude You're mean. Leave me alone! MQ04TimmyMourn Mommy? Mommy?! No! [crying] MQ04TimmyMourn Daddy? Daddy?! No! [crying] MQ04TimmySPEECHCHALLENGE What? Did I do something bad? MQ04TimmySPEECHFlavor1 No, no! Not my mommy and daddy! Nooo! MQ04TimmySPEECHFlavor1 [crying] MQ04TimmySPEECHFlavor2 I won't wet the bed again, I promise! I promise! MQ04TimmySPEECHFlavor2 [crying] MQ04TimmySPEECHFlavor3 No, no! Not my mommy and daddy! Nooo! MQ04TimmySPEECHFlavor3 [crying] MQ04WhereAmI This is Tranquility Lane. We all live here, and now so do you. MQ04WhereAmI Ha ha, such a kidder. You're on Tranquility Lane, of course! Where else would you be? MQ04WhoAreYou I'm Betty. I live here on Tranquility Lane. Want to play a game? MQ04WhoAreYou George Neusbaum. Proud resident of Tranquility Lane. Good to meet you, sport. MQ04WhoIsBetty Oh, you know Betty. MQ04WhoIsBetty She's... well. You just go talk to her, okay? MQ04WhoIsBetty Betty? Well... She's Betty. You know. MQ04WhoIsBetty You really shouldn't keep her waiting. MQ05AutumnSpeech Very well. Give me a few moments to bring the system online. MQ05AutumnSpeech Then you will immediately hand over all materials related to this project, and aid us in making it operational at once. MQ05AutumnSpeech Yes, Colonel. I'll do whatever you want; there's no need for more violence. MQ05AutumnSpeech I suggest you comply immediately, sir, in order to prevent any more incidents. Are we clear? MQ05AutumnSpeech Colonel, I assure you that this facility will not function. We have never been able to successfully replicate test results... MQ05AutumnSpeech Sir, this is the last time I am going to repeat myself. Stand down at once, and turn over control of this facility. MQ05AutumnSpeech Colonel... Is it Colonel? I'm sorry, but the facility is not operational. It never has been. I'm afraid you're wasting your time here. MQ05AutumnSpeech Furthermore, you are to assist Enclave scientists in assuming control of the administration and operation of this facility at once. MQ05AutumnSpeech I'm sorry, but that's.... MQ05AutumnSpeech Then I repeat, sir, that you are hereby instructed to immediately hand over all materials related to the purifier. MQ05AutumnSpeech Yes, I'm responsible for this project. MQ05AutumnSpeech Am I to assume, sir, that you are in charge? MQ05AutumnSpeech That's quite impossible. This is a private project; the Enclave has no authority here. I'm going to have to ask you to leave at once. MQ05AutumnSpeech The person in charge is to step forward immediately, and turn over all materials related to this project. MQ05AutumnSpeech By the authority of the President, this facility is now under United States government control. MQ05DadAbandoningMe For almost twenty years now, I've done everything I can to see that you have a good life. MQ05DadAbandoningMe The Vault wasn't perfect, to be sure, but it was the safest place in the Wasteland. That's why I took you there in the first place. MQ05DadAbandoningMe I didn't see it as abandoning you. I saw it as moving on, knowing you were safe. MQ05DadAboutMom Oh, my child. If only you could have known how much it meant to her. She believed in the work we were doing, and was so determined to see it through. MQ05DadAboutMom She gave up so much for the project. We all did, and I don't want that to have been for nothing. MQ05DadAboutMom Oh, my son. If only you could have known how much it meant to her. She believed in the work we were doing, and was so determined to see it through. MQ05DadAboutMom She gave up so much for the project. We all did, and I don't want that to have been for nothing. MQ05DadBadKarma1 I know that you're a good person. Whatever's going on, I know you'll make the best of it. MQ05DadBadKarma1 Let's get through this, and then I'll help you in whatever way I can. I'm here for you. MQ05DadBadKarma2 This place, this Wasteland... it's no more real than the Vault. You're still responsible for your actions. MQ05DadBadKarma2 Those actions can come back to haunt you in ways you never expect. Please just keep that in mind. MQ05DadBadKarma2 Whatever happens, know that I'll always love you. MQ05DadBadKarma2 Well, enough of a lecture for now. Let's get back to work. MQ05DadBadKarma3 This isn't about me, or the choices I've made. We're talking about you. MQ05DadBadKarma3 Whatever life you make for yourself out here, it's in your power to make it a good one. I just don't want to see you go down the wrong path. MQ05DadBadKarma3 But maybe this isn't the best time to have this talk. Once we're done here, then we can work it out together. Let's just get through this. MQ05DadBadKarma4 I know. We all do what we have to. MQ05DadBadKarma4 But don't compromise who you are. It's in your power to be a good person, to do the right thing. Just please keep that in mind. MQ05DadBadKarma4 We can talk more later. Let's get back to work. MQ05DadBroadcast ...The Enclave? What are they doing here... They're where? Madison, lock that door! MQ05DadBroadcast Please remain in your assigned areas while we get this sorted out... MQ05DadBroadcast Everyone, it seems we have some visitors. I don't know who they are or what they want. MQ05DadBroadcast We have a singular opportunity here; a chance to make the Wasteland a better place for... what? What's that? MQ05DadBroadcast I'd like to thank you all for returning to this project after so many years. I know some of you thought this day would never come. MQ05DadBroadcast Once the mainframe is online, we'll be able to access the database, and hopefully learn where we can find a G.E.C.K. MQ05DadBroadcast There's a lot of deterioration in the pipes, and some damage to the substructure, but it's nothing we can't fix. MQ05DadBroadcast We've restored power to the mainframe, which is coming online now. MQ05DadBroadcast All right everyone, you should be able to hear me now. MQ05DadCanWeTalk Of course, honey. What's on your mind? MQ05DadCanWeTalk Of course, son. What's on your mind? MQ05DadCanWeTalk What's on your mind? MQ05DadCouldveToldMe Oh, be honest. Can you really say you wouldn't have tried to come with me if you knew? MQ05DadCouldveToldMe I told you, I wanted a different life for you. I had hoped the Overseer would seal the Vault, making it impossible for you to leave. MQ05DadCouldveToldMe It might mean you spent the rest of your life hating me, but... your well-being was worth that chance. MQ05DadDeathConv ...run... Run!... MQ05DadDeathWish What? No. No, of course not! MQ05DadDeathWish I just... This is important work. Clean water can change the lives of so many people. It's worth the risk to help them. MQ05DadForgetIt I hope that you can understand why I've done the things that I've done. The last thing I want is to lose my daughter. MQ05DadForgetIt I hope that you can understand why I've done the things that I've done. The last thing I want is to lose my son. MQ05DadGoBack Somehow I don't think the Overseer would agree to that. MQ05DadGoBack What's done is done. But if we succeed, if we can make Project Purity a reality, we can create a new life for ourselves out here. MQ05DadGoodKarma1 I didn't want you to think I hadn't noticed. You've had to deal with so much... We all have. MQ05DadGoodKarma1 Once we're done here, you can tell me all about it. For now, let's get to work. MQ05DadGoodKarma2 Life out here is so different from the Vault. You know it's something I never wanted you to face. MQ05DadGoodKarma2 I'm glad to see it hasn't changed who you are. There aren't many who can say that about themselves. MQ05DadGoodKarma3 As much as I'd like to, I can't take all the credit. You're the one making the choices. I'm glad to see they've been good ones. MQ05DadGoodKarma3 You make me very proud. MQ05DadGoodKarma3 Look at me, getting all sentimental. There's time for that when our work is done. MQ05DadGoodKarma4 Someday I'll find a way to make it up to you. I promise. MQ05DadGoodKarma4 Let's finish our work so that we can do some good together. MQ05DadHelpMe I can understand that you're angry. You have a right to be. MQ05DadHelpMe Perhaps the choice I made wasn't the right one. At the time, I thought I was doing what was best for you. MQ05DadHelpMe I can understand that you're angry. You have a right to be. MQ05DadHelpMe Perhaps the choice I made wasn't the right one. At the time, I thought I was doing what was best for you. MQ05DadHowLeaveMe I wanted you to be safe. I didn't want this for you -- a life out here in this godforsaken warzone. MQ05DadHowLeaveMe I couldn't tell you what I was doing because I didn't want you following me. MQ05DadHowLeaveMe A plan which clearly was not as successful as I imagined it would be. MQ05DadJustDisappear I had thought that after my escape, the Overseer would seal the vault. You'd have no choice to stay behind. MQ05DadJustDisappear I suppose I underestimated how resourceful you are. MQ05DadLiDeathScene Please. Just monitor the pumps. MQ05DadLiDeathScene James, I... MQ05DadLiDeathScene Madison, please. It's very important that you do this right now. Just step over to the panel while I access the computer in the control booth. MQ05DadLiDeathScene What? What are you talking about? That doesn't even make any sense... MQ05DadLiDeathScene I need you to monitor the output levels on pumps three and four. Please step over to the panel and keep an eye on them, will you? MQ05DadLiDeathScene I won't help you do this James. Not after everything it took to get here. MQ05DadLiDeathScene Madison, please. Now's not the time. I'll get the information the Colonel needs, but I need you to... MQ05DadLiDeathScene James, this is wrong. You can't do this. MQ05DadLiStage10 Thank you, Madison. It's good to be working with you again. MQ05DadLiStage10 Damn you, James. When this is all over, you owe me a drink. I'll get the team together. MQ05DadLiStage10 And you know I wouldn't be here if I didn't think this would really work. It's time, Madison. MQ05DadLiStage10 You know if it were anyone else asking me to do this, I'd have them run right out of Rivet City. MQ05DadLiStage10 That's why we're going to head over there right now and get things up and running as best we can. MQ05DadLiStage10 From the last reports, there's no power at the facility. Even if one of those computers had a database, we couldn't access it. MQ05DadLiStage10 I know, I was thinking about that. The lab at the facility had some old pre-war computers that we scavenged. One of them might be useful. MQ05DadLiStage10 James, I... We don't have a G.E.C.K. I can get a small team together, but we'll need proof that it works before people believe us. MQ05DadLiStage10 It's as important to me as ever, Madison. I know it's important to you too. Let's finish this together. MQ05DadLiStage10 You haven't lost any of your passion, have you James. MQ05DadLiStage10 How could it not be worth improving the lives of everyone in the Wasteland? What could be a more worthy endeavor? MQ05DadLiStage10 I... I don't know, James. So many years have passed. Is it really still worth trying? MQ05DadLiStage10 Madison, I'm telling you this is real. I talked to Braun himself. He confirmed it. Don't you see? This is what we've been waiting for! MQ05DadLiStage10 I'd like to believe you, James. Really I would. This is all just so... So sudden. MQ05DadLiStage10 And with good news. I was right about Braun and the G.E.C.K. If we can find one, we can adapt it to work with the purifiers. MQ05DadLiStage10 James! You're back! MQ05DadLiStage10 I told you it would work, Madison, and now I can prove it. MQ05DadMegatonDestroyedReaction1 What I did can't even compare to such a thing. MQ05DadMegatonDestroyedReaction1 All those people... MQ05DadMegatonDestroyedReaction1 You're still my son, and I love you, but I can't begin to tell you how disappointed in you I am. MQ05DadMegatonDestroyedReaction1 We'll talk more about this when there's time. Right now we have work to do. MQ05DadMegatonDestroyedReaction1 What I did can't even compare to such a thing. MQ05DadMegatonDestroyedReaction1 All those people... MQ05DadMegatonDestroyedReaction1 You're still my daughter, and I love you, but I can't begin to tell you how disappointed in you I am. MQ05DadMegatonDestroyedReaction1 We'll talk more about this when there's time. Right now we have work to do. MQ05DadMegatonDestroyedReaction2 I didn't think so. You couldn't possibly do something like that. MQ05DadMegatonDestroyedReaction2 Honestly, I have a hard time believing you. I raised you to be better than that... Better than the Wastes. MQ05DadMegatonDestroyedReaction2 We'll talk more about this later. There's too much work to be done now to let this get in the way. MQ05DadMegatonDestroyedReaction2 I certainly hope not. It's not how I raised you. MQ05DadMegatonDestroyedReaction3 What you do in the world may be your business, but here, with me, you are MY son. MQ05DadMegatonDestroyedReaction3 I can't begin to tell you how disappointed I am. That goes against everything I ever taught you. MQ05DadMegatonDestroyedReaction3 I want to talk more about this later. For now, let's just focus on our work. MQ05DadMegatonDestroyedReaction4 Something like that never needs to be done. I can't begin to tell you how disappointed I am in you. MQ05DadMegatonDestroyedReaction4 There's work to be done now, but I want to talk to you about this later. MQ05DadMegatonSaved1 I'm very proud of you, even though you put yourself in harm's way. MQ05DadMegatonSaved1 Just please be careful out there. This is a dangerous world; far more dangerous than anyone in that Vault knows. MQ05DadMegatonSaved2 I see. You did a good thing, but I'm not sure I approve of your motives. MQ05DadMegatonSaved2 Perhaps we can discuss it more later. We have a lot of work to do now. MQ05DadMegatonSaved3 I just wanted to say that I'm very proud of you. That's all. MQ05DadMegatonSaved3 Let's get back to work, then. MQ05DadNevermind All right. MQ05DadPissed I'm sorry you feel that way. MQ05DadRunsInTheFamily I suppose it does. MQ05DadRunsInTheFamily Look, I am sorry that I left you. I did what I thought was best for you. I don't know how else to say it. MQ05DadStage25AgreeEnthused Be careful. MQ05DadStage25AgreeReluctant Thank you. MQ05DadStage25AllClear I'm proud of you. Now let's get in there. MQ05DadStage25AllClearB Excellent. Let's get inside and get to work. MQ05DadStage25HowCouldYou I'm afraid I don't have many options. Please know that I would never put you in this position if I didn't think it was absolutely necessary. MQ05DadStage25HowCouldYou Will you do it? MQ05DadStage25Kidding I know, I know. Believe me, I'm not entirely comfortable with it either. MQ05DadStage25Kidding There are sentry guns in there that may still have power. If you can turn them on, they can do at least some of the work for you. MQ05DadStage25NotSafeYet All right. We'll stay here, then. MQ05DadStage25NotSafeYet Do what you have to, but be careful. MQ05DadStage25NotYetB All right, all right. Do what you have to, but be careful. MQ05DadStage25Refuse Please reconsider. Until we can get inside and turn the computers on, we can't get any closer to finishing our project. MQ05DadStage25Refuse I would hate to see all this effort go to waste. MQ05DadStage25SureThing Thank you. We'll wait here until you give the all-clear. MQ05DadStalling Nearly finished... MQ05DadStalling Almost ready. I'm compiling the data now. MQ05DadStalling Just another minute, and I'll be done. MQ05DadStalling It'll only be a few more moments. MQ05DadStalling Enough of these delays. MQ05DadStalling I grow tired of waiting. MQ05DadStalling My patience wears thin. MQ05DadThinkYouCanDoThis I wouldn't be here if I didn't. With what I've learned from Doctor Braun, I know it can work. MQ05DadThinkYouCanDoThis That's why it's so important we find a G.E.C.K. as soon as possible. It's the key to Project Purity. MQ05DadThrowAwayLife You have to understand, the Vault wasn't for me. It was for you. To make sure my daughter grew up someplace safe, away from all this. MQ05DadThrowAwayLife I didn't want you to leave. I wanted you to stay there, to grow up and live your life in safety. MQ05DadThrowAwayLife You have to understand, the Vault wasn't for me. It was for you. To make sure my son grew up someplace safe, away from all this. MQ05DadThrowAwayLife I didn't want you to leave. I wanted you to stay there, to grow up and live your life in safety. MQ05DadTLBigDealAboutWater The Vault you grew up in had its own water purification system. Clean water was never a worry. Out here, things are different. MQ05DadTLBigDealAboutWater Water out here is never clean, and almost always irradiated. It's barely able to sustain any kind of normal life. MQ05DadTLBigDealAboutWater If we can change that, humanity has a real chance at rebuilding. Starting over. MQ05DadTLHowDidMomDie I understand that you have reason to question a good many things I've told you over the years. MQ05DadTLHowDidMomDie But your mother... I've never lied to you about what happened. Not once. MQ05DadTLHowDidMomDie She died giving birth to you. It was a difficult time... She was so eager to meet you, to make a place for you in the world. MQ05DadTLHowDidMomDie If nothing else, please believe that she loved you very much. MQ05DadTLTravelChangedMind I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you'll consider meeting me in Rivet City. MQ05DadTLTravelChangedMind That's good to hear. Let's not waste any time. MQ05DadTLWhatHappenedToPPurity In the year before you were born, things became difficult. MQ05DadTLWhatHappenedToPPurity There had always been something of a "mutant problem" in the city, but it became worse. They attacked more frequently, and more aggressively. MQ05DadTLWhatHappenedToPPurity Support for the project eroded as time went on, when we couldn't produce any significant results. Progress came to a halt. And then you were born. MQ05DadTLWhatHappenedToPPurity Your mother and I had talked about what to do when that time came, but then I... We lost her, and I had to make a decision. I chose to leave. MQ05DadTLWhatHappenedToPPurity From what I understand, things happened quickly after that. It became too dangerous for the others to stay, and so the project was abandoned. MQ05DadTLWhatHappenedToPPurity Doctor Li and her team left for what became Rivet City, and Project Purity has sat waiting ever since. MQ05DadTLWhatisProjectPurity It started as an idea, really. Remember the Bible passage your mother loved so much? MQ05DadTLWhatisProjectPurity Free, clean water for everyone. What a difference it could make in the lives of everyone here in the Wastes. MQ05DadTLWhatisProjectPurity Over time, that idea took the form of a purifier. Not like the one in the Vault, though. MQ05DadTLWhatisProjectPurity This one was gigantic, capable of purifying millions of gallons of water at once. MQ05DadTLWhatisProjectPurity We used the old Jefferson Memorial for the location, right on DC's Tidal Basin. Someday soon, I hope you'll see it work. MQ05DadUnderstand So am I, my love. While this isn't what I had in mind, it's good to have you with me. MQ05DadUnderstand So am I, son. While this isn't what I had in mind, it's good to have you with me. MQ05DadWhatDoing There's so much history here. So much time and energy spent on this place, because it could help so many people. MQ05DadWhatDoing And now, after all these years, there's a chance to finish it. To see it through to the end, and help all the people of the Capital Wasteland. MQ05DadWhySoImportant You remember the Bible passage, about the waters of life? It's more than just a poster on a wall. MQ05DadWhySoImportant Your mother and I, we lived by that ideal. Water, clean and free, for everyone in the Wasteland! MQ05DadWhySoImportant Think about that for a moment. No more radiation sickness, no more mutated crops, no more struggling just to stay alive. Finally... hope. MQ05DadWhySoImportant Isn't it worth taking a risk to give that hope to people? MQ05DanDadDoingRightThing Sure, sure. No matter that he disappears for almost twenty years, leaving us all hanging. It's not like we have lives or anything. MQ05DanGetAwayFromMe Yeah? Well... I'm just saying. MQ05DanMyDadsDead Oh hell. I'm sorry, I didn't know. I just thought that since this happened after you showed up... Well, you know. Man, I'm sorry. MQ05DanWhyAsshole God forbid I should be upset that twice now my work has been screwed over by your father. MQ05DanWhyAsshole And, to make things worse, this time he brings his snot-nosed kid along for the ride. MQ05FixPPBeBack That's the spirit! MQ05FixPPNoWayMan All right, all right. I won't push. But please reconsider. MQ05FixPPNoWayMan Honey, I know things are moving a bit quickly, and I'm sure you have some conflicting feelings about helping me after what's happened. MQ05FixPPNoWayMan If you need to take a moment, that's fine. I'll be waiting for you. MQ05FixPPNoWayMan Son, I know things are moving a bit quickly, and I'm sure you have some conflicting feelings about helping me after what's happened. MQ05FixPPNoWayMan If you need to take a moment, that's fine. I'll be waiting for you. MQ05FixPPWhatNext You just need to power up the mainframe, and we can see what there is to see. MQ05FixPPWhatNext You need to replace the fuses that shorted out in the flooding. Once they're in, the automatic doors will work and we can reach the mainframe. MQ05FixPPWhatNext Right. The flooding shorted out some of the fuse boxes downstairs, including one that controls some of the automatic doors. MQ05FixPPWhatNext Here, take these fuses. The box is back down in the sub-basement, near the eastern end of the level. MQ05FixPPWhatNext Once the fuses are replaced, you'll be able to get to the mainframe. MQ05FixPPWhatNext The flood control pumps, remember? Without those working, we can't restore power to the mainframe. MQ05FixPPWhatNext I can use the intercom system to talk you through reaching them. MQ05FixPPWhatNext The Project was abandoned shortly after you were born. Things have deteriorated here since then, and there's been some flooding. MQ05FixPPWhatNext I'll need you to get to the Flood Control Pumps and activate them so we can clear out the water and reach the mainframe. MQ05FixPPWhatsGoal Eventually, I think we can get the whole facility up and running. But we'll need a G.E.C.K. for that. MQ05FixPPWhatsGoal So we need to find a G.E.C.K. I'm hoping the Project's computer will have information on where we can locate one. MQ05FixPPWhereDoIGo The automatic doors sealed when the flooding occurred, so you'll have to use the access tunnels to reach the pumps. MQ05FixPPWhyMe In a word? No. Everyone else has specific tasks to complete as the power comes back online. MQ05FixPPWhyMe Don't worry. I'll guide you along the way as best I can using the intercom system. You'll do fine. MQ05GarzaBuffout I... Normally I would never approve of this. If the situation weren't so serious... MQ05GarzaBuffout If you think this is the best course of action, we'll do it. I hope this isn't a mistake. MQ05GarzaDeadSorry I can't believe James raised a daughter like you. You disgust me. MQ05GarzaDeadSorry I can't believe James raised a son like you. You disgust me. MQ05GarzaDeadWhoCares You're inhuman! I won't forget this. MQ05GarzaICanHelp I do not have my usual supplies of medicine. I was too hasty in leaving. MQ05GarzaLeaveBehind Maybe you're right. Very well. I'll tell him, and then we'll continue. MQ05GarzaLeaveBehind Let's make this quick. MQ05GarzaMeds Ah, so you do. Give them to Doctor Li, if you please. MQ05GarzaMeds Yes, this looks to be enough. He'll need medical attention once we've reached the Citadel, but this will get him there. MQ05GarzaMeds Thank you. Give me a moment, and we can continue. MQ05GarzaNevermind Perhaps if I just rest a while... [gasp] Perhaps not. MQ05GarzaNevermind We cannot continue to delay here. Something must be done. Is there no medicine to be found? MQ05GarzaNoTime I said I will NOT leave him. Now look around for any sort of medical supplies. There must be something we can put to use. MQ05GarzaSick Doctor Li. My heart... I must rest. MQ05GarzaStayBehind Yes, you are right. There is no reason to put everyone at risk on my account. Go on without me. MQ05GarzaStopCrazy I'm afraid I can't do that. MQ05GarzaStopCrazy Doctor Li can tell you. It's my heart. MQ05GarzaStopCrazy Garza is in need of medical attention immediately. He has a heart condition. I will not leave him behind. MQ05GarzaWhatDoWeDo I don't have sufficient medical supplies with me, or else this wouldn't be a problem. If you have any Stimpaks, I would ask that you hand them over. MQ05GarzaWhyStop I... my heart. It's weak, and I have no medicine with me. MQ05GarzaWhyStop Doctor Li, she can explain. MQ05GarzaWhyStop Garza has a heart condition. He needs medicine, or he may not make it. I'm not moving until he gets the medicine he needs. Mq05Gun10mmPistol Sure. Beats having nothing, doesn't it? MQ05Gun10mmSilenced I'm not sure the silencer will do me much good, but I'll take it. Thanks. MQ05Gun32Pistol I guess it's better than nothing. Thanks. MQ05GunChinesePistol Hmm, okay. Never used one of these before, but I can probably figure it out. MQ05GunMagnum Wow, you sure about that? Okay... MQ05GunNoPistol Okay. If you find one, let me know. MQ05IntercomDangerous No, not at all. You'll just need to turn a valve. It'll only take a moment. MQ05IntercomGoingIn Now I won't be able to contact you once you're in there. You'll exit near the cisterns, and then you can get in touch with me again. MQ05IntercomTalk1 Honey? Over here; the intercom. MQ05IntercomTalk1 Son? Over here; the intercom. MQ05IntercomWhereAmI Right now you're near one of the large cisterns where water from the river is kept until it can be processed. MQ05IntercomWhereAmI You're in the security level. It's full of holding tanks for the water as well as our processing equipment and power systems. MQ05IntercomWhereAmI You're in what used to be the old museum and gift shop. A lot of the Project's machinery is down there now. We just refer to it as the Museum level. MQ05IntercomWhereAmI According to the display, you're somewhere in the substructure. I can't be more specific than that right now. MQ05IntercomWhereDoIGo Head towards the northeast end of that level. There's an intercom close to the grate you're looking for. MQ05IntercomWhereDoIGo Head up to the museum level. Use the door at the north end of the level you're on now. MQ05IntercomWhereDoIGo The mainframe room is on the security level, west of the pumps you started earlier. MQ05IntercomWhereDoIGo You're on the right level. Head to the western end, and look for the large automated door. MQ05IntercomWhereDoIGo The fuse box you're looking for is down near the cisterns. Keep heading down. MQ05IntercomWhereDoIGo Come on back up to the main lab. I'll be waiting. MQ05IntercomWhereDoIGo The flood control pump is at the south end of this level. MQ05IntercomWhereDoIGo Keep heading down. There's a staircase at the south end of the level you're on. MQ05IntercomWhereDoIGo I can't really say, since I don't know where you are. MQ05LiAlreadyFoundDadThanks He is? I didn't... I didn't think I'd be seeing him again. Not quite so soon, at any rate. MQ05LiAwfullyHappy No, of course not. I am simply glad that our work can continue. James is essential to the project. That's all. Really. MQ05LiDadsOnHisWay You are? Then... he's coming back? After our last conversation, I didn't think he would. MQ05LiEndSpeech Lyons! I know you're in there! I know you can hear me! You open this goddamn door right now! MQ05LiEndSpeech I'm sorry, ma'am. No unauthorized civilians allowed inside the Citadel. You'll have to leave now. MQ05LiEndSpeech I am Doctor Madison Li. I have people with me in need of shelter. You must allow us access at once. MQ05LiEndSpeech I believe I can handle things from here. MQ05LiGarzaBuffout Thank you, Doctor Li. MQ05LiGarzaBuffout I... Yes, well. If we weren't in danger right now, I'd suggest something different. But this should see you through for the time being. MQ05LiGarzaBuffout If it will help me, then I will take it. I trust you, Doctor Li. MQ05LiGarzaBuffout Garza, we have no medicine... but there is something else that may help for now. MQ05LiGarzaLeaveYou Garza, I'm sorry. We have to go now. MQ05LiGarzaLeaveYou I cannot make it on my own, Doctor Li! I am too weak! MQ05LiGarzaLeaveYou I'm sorry, Garza. I have everyone else to think of as well. If you reach the Citadel, they'll be waiting for you. MQ05LiGarzaLeaveYou But... What will I do? You would leave me here alone? MQ05LiGarzaLeaveYou Garza, I'm sorry, but we must keep moving. If you can't keep up, I'm afraid we'll have to go on without you. MQ05LiGarzaMedicine All right. If you're up to it, we'll continue. MQ05LiGarzaMedicine Thank you, Doctor Li. I'm feeling better already. Let us continue, and not waste more time here. MQ05LiGarzaMedicine Garza, here. This will help you to feel better. Once we reach the Citadel, you'll be fine. MQ05LiGarzaStayBehind I'm sorry, Garza. I wish there was more we could do. MQ05LiGarzaStayBehind I insist. You have greater problems to worry about. I will be all right. Now please, go. MQ05LiGarzaStayBehind We can't just leave you here. It isn't right. MQ05LiGarzaStayBehind You know what to do, Doctor Li. You must go on without me. MQ05LiGarzaStayBehind Garza, I'm sorry. I don't know what to do. MQ05LiGreetStage75 They just burst in, and James locked the door. Why would he lock me out? What does he think he's doing? MQ05LiLeadTheWay There's an old tunnel that will lead us out of here, to someplace safe. We used it as an evacuation route once before, but that was a long time ago. MQ05LiLeadTheWay I hope everyone remembers how to get there. There isn't time to round everyone up. Come on, follow me. And hurry! MQ05LiNotLeavingDad There's nothing anyone can do for him now. The radiation levels in there are lethal. You'd die the same way he did. MQ05LiNotLeavingDad We need to get out of here, now! MQ05LiScream Aaaaaaahh! MQ05LiToldYou So you did. I apologize for entertaining the thought of doubting you. MQ05LiWaveDoorLine There's a locked door up ahead. I can open it, but it'll take some time. MQ05LiWhatHappened James... Your father caused an overload. He sacrificed himself to keep the Enclave from getting the purifier, and to buy us time to escape. MQ05LiWhatHappened There'll be more of them coming. We need to get out of here before they find us, or else your father died in vain. MQ05LiWhereDoWeGo We used an old, abandoned tunnel as an escape route once before, many years ago. Everyone should know how to find it. MQ05LiWhereDoWeGo We need to get there right now. Let's go. MQ05PPScientistGetItWorking I sure hope so, or it's just going to crush Doctor Li completely. Especially after your father came back and all. MQ05PPScientistGetItWorking I have faith in your father. With the knowledge he's gained, we stand a better chance than we ever have. MQ05PPScientistGetItWorking If Doctor Li says it will work, then it will be so. MQ05PPScientistGetItWorking The hell do you care? You showed up here what, five minutes ago, and now you're strutting around like you own the place? MQ05PPScientistGetItWorking You shouldn't even be here. Why don't you go do whatever it is you're supposed to be doing and leave me alone. MQ05PPScientistGetItWorking Not if you keep asking me stupid questions. MQ05PPScientistGetItWorking I don't see why not. Between Doctor Li and your dad, we've got the best minds on the job. They can do just about anything. MQ05PPScientistGetItWorking Yeah, I think we'll be up and running in no time. MQ05ScientistAnythingIShouldKnow Doctor Li has been waiting to come back here for twenty years, okay? Twenty. That's a long time. MQ05ScientistAnythingIShouldKnow This is important. We can't afford to screw it up. MQ05ScientistAnythingIShouldKnow The Brotherhood of Steel was overwhelmed by mutants here. Be careful they do not overwhelm you; I am sure some still lurk within the tunnels. MQ05ScientistAnythingIShouldKnow Besides the fact that you shouldn't be here? MQ05ScientistAnythingIShouldKnow Don't touch anything you're not told to. There's enough to do around here without having to clean up after you. MQ05ScientistAnythingIShouldKnow I'd steer clear of the water if I were you. It's seeping in from the Tidal Basin, which means it's radioactive. MQ05ScientistAnythingIShouldKnow If that's not bad enough, if there are any loose wires as the power comes back on... you might get a bit of a jolt. Know what I mean? MQ05ScientistCanYouHelp I am feeling better, but not well enough to be of use to you. I apologize. MQ05ScientistCanYouHelp I think not. I am no great fighter to begin with, and... I am not feeling well. I would only get in your way. MQ05ScientistCanYouHelp I can try. I'm not much good with weapons, but if you've got a pistol I can use, I'll do what I can. MQ05ScientistCanYouHelp What? You're supposed to be the tough one, right? Why don't you take care of it? MQ05ScientistWhatsYourStory I've been with Doctor Li for about ten years now. She needed an assistant, and I needed something to do. MQ05ScientistWhatsYourStory It was either this or wind up dead in a ditch someplace, y'know? MQ05ScientistWhatsYourStory I have worked for Doctor Li for many years. She has been good to me, helped me through some difficult times. MQ05ScientistWhatsYourStory I had little purpose in my life before she helped me. So now I help her in return. I am no scientist, but I am good with machines. MQ05ScientistWhatsYourStory Unlike some people around here, I stuck with Doctor Li through it all. I was the last one to leave when we finally gave up. MQ05ScientistWhatsYourStory Now your daddy shows up out of the blue, and suddenly I have to drop everything to come back and help pick up the pieces. MQ05ScientistWhatsYourStory Who, me? Oh, nothing special. I grew up in Rivet City, and was always interested in what the scientists were doing there. MQ05ScientistWhatsYourStory Doctor Li took me under her wing, and taught me everything I know. Dan and I were out in the field when we got the call to come back. MQ05ScientistWhereFuseBox Head back downstairs. The one you're looking for is underneath the mainframe room, I think. MQ05ScientistWhereFuseBox Right, because I'm supposed to know exactly what you're talking about. MQ05ScientistWherePumps Dad's got you doing the dirty work, huh? Well, good for you. Doesn't hurt to get your hands dirty. MQ05ScientistWherePumps You'll find the pumps down in the sub-basement. It's one level below where we are now. MQ05ScientistWherePumps Just look for the big switch on the wall. Throw that, and the pumps'll fire right up. MQ05ScientistWherePumps You're kidding me, right? MQ05ScientistWherePumps Ugh. They're downstairs in the sub-basement. You want me to hold your hand while you look for them? MQ05TaftDialogueConvo Targets confirmed westbound. Move to intercept. MQ05Talk01 Did we forget to compensate for the power fluctuations in our last calculation? I'd hate to see us short something out now. MQ05Talk01 I'm concerned that we're overlooking something, James. I don't want us to be too hasty. MQ05Talk01 Yes, Doctor? MQ05Talk02 It's fine, Madison. Everything is taken care of. There's no reason to be nervous. MQ05Talk02 We haven't forgotten anything. We're on top of the situation. Come on, we're professionals! MQ05Talk02 Make sure to stay in contact with Daniel and Alex. I'm waiting for a report from them. MQ05Talk02 When you have a moment, can you check the pressure on tanks 3 and 4? I'm concerned there may be a leak. MQ05TalkResponse01 I suppose you're right. Being back here after all this time, I can't help but be a little concerned. MQ05TalkResponse01 I'm already taking care of that. I'll let you know if there are any abnormal results. MQ05TalkResponse01 Doctor Li asked me to keep an eye on the power relays in level 3, but I'll take care of that for you. MQ05TalkResponse01 Yes sir. I'll attend to that in just a moment. MQ05TravelPPComing That's my boy! MQ05TravelPPComing It'll be good to work side-by-side with you, son. MQ05TravelPPComing That's my girl! MQ05TravelPPComing It'll be good to work side-by-side with you, honey. MQ05TravelPPDangerous Probably. But we have to try, don't we? It's too important to the people of the Wasteland to let fear stop us now. MQ05TravelPPDangerous We need to get moving right away. Are you coming with us? MQ05TravelPPNotComing Are you sure? I'm sure we could use your help. MQ05TravelPPNotComing If you change your mind, you can always meet up with us along the way. If nothing else, come see me once we're set up. MQ05TravelPPNow After twenty long years, I finally have a chance to make things right, to finish what I started so long ago. MQ05TravelPPNow I owe this to Madison. I owe it to your mother. No, I can't wait another moment. Are you coming with us? MQ05TunnelExcuseMe You heard me. We need you right now. You're the only one here with any amount of combat experience. MQ05TunnelExcuseMe We've got the Enclave behind us and who-knows-what ahead of us. If we're going to make it through here, we need your help. MQ05TunnelLetsGo We'll be right behind you. Be careful. MQ05TunnelNotInCharge I'm responsible for these people, and with James gone, I'm responsible for Project Purity. MQ05TunnelNotInCharge You're not getting into the Citadel without me, so I suggest you start listening to what I have to say. MQ05TunnelWaitHere Are you sure? I don't want to stay in one place for too long. MQ05TunnelWhatDoYouMeanIf We're underground. No one's been down here for a long time. Odds are we're not alone. Understand me? MQ05TunnelWhatDoYouMeanIf We don't have time to waste. We need to get moving. MQ05TunnelWhatsAhead I don't know what's ahead. That's the problem. MQ05TunnelWhatsAhead No one has used these tunnels in years. But we can't stay put; the Enclave will find us eventually. We have to get moving. MQ05TunnelWhereTo This tunnel leads to the Citadel, the Brotherhood of Steel's fortress. We should be safe there, if we can make it. MQ05TunnelYouHaveAPlan We need to keep everyone together, and we need to get through this tunnel as quickly as possible. MQ05TunnelYouHaveAPlan We're not safe until we reach the other side. You should stay close, and we'll follow behind you. MQ05TunnelYoureRight We need to stick together, but we need to move quickly. We'll follow behind you, all right? Let's get moving. MQ06ElderLyonsGreeting1 The most we can do is carry on his spirit. Live as he would have; make our world a better place. MQ06ElderLyonsGreeting2 Really... I assumed that you would have taken after your father. I assumed incorrectly. MQ06ElderLyonsGreeting3 Think nothing of it. Your father was a visionary. He spent his life trying to make this world a better place for all of us. Few can say that. MQ06LiRothchildConv Very well. We'll sort this all out. MQ06LiRothchildConv Yes. She knows what we need. Vault-Tec computer, something to locate equipment. Please help her. MQ06LiRothchildConv Yes. He knows what we need. Vault-Tec computer, something to locate equipment. Please help him. MQ06LiRothchildConv All right, Madison. It'll be okay. Now, this is James' daughter, I presume? I can see the resemblance. MQ06LiRothchildConv All right, Madison. It'll be okay. Now, this is James' son, I presume? I can see the resemblance. MQ06LiRothchildConv No, I don't think... I don't know. I just don't know what's happening anymore. MQ06LiRothchildConv Is that so? Does the Enclave know this? MQ06LiRothchildConv That's not true. James... He found what's been missing. We know how to get it running. MQ06LiRothchildConv Now now, calm down. You know as well as I do that the purifier doesn't work. It's useless to them. Perhaps it's time to walk away. MQ06LiRothchildConv Then do something now! They've taken over the purifier. Lyons, they cannot be permitted to have control over it. It's not right! MQ06LiRothchildConv Then it's as we feared. Madison, I'm sorry this happened. I wish we could have done something... MQ06LiRothchildConv The Enclave. They've attacked Project Purity. James is dead... there may be more. I don't know. You have to do something! MQ06LiRothchildConv Yes, I'd heard reports of an incident there. What details can you give us? MQ06LiRothchildConv Don't talk down to me, Lyons. I had nowhere else to turn. You must help us. Project Purity has been overrun. MQ06LiRothchildConv Madison, I'm surprised to see you here. What can I do for you? MQ06RothchildAboutDamnTime Indeed. Farewell. MQ06RothchildAnotherWay You share your father's determination, it seems. And in this case, you are correct. There may well be another way. MQ06RothchildAnotherWay Vault 87 is located very close to the site of Lamplight Caverns. It is entirely probable that the Vault may be entered from within the caves. MQ06RothchildCaveDontKnow No, I'm afraid not. After initial attempts to cross the radiation failed, it was decided to focus our efforts elsewhere. MQ06RothchildCaveDontKnow You, however, are free to do as you choose. More exploration may be useful. And I'll certainly be interested in anything you might find. MQ06RothchildCaveTimetoFindOut The Brotherhood simply cannot spare the resources necessary to investigate the area. Perhaps you may be more successful. MQ06RothchildCaveTimetoFindOut If you do find anything, please return here so that we may decide on how best to proceed. MQ06RothchildCaveVault Attempts were made, but our resources are stretched thin. The radiation proved fatal, and so our efforts were focused elsewhere. MQ06RothchildCaveVault Perhaps you will have more success. MQ06RothChildCutTheShit Taking the loss in stride, are we? MQ06RothChildCutTheShit It would seem the Brotherhood has more pressing matters to attend to than a twenty year old, defunct project. MQ06RothChildCutTheShit Out of respect for your father, however, I will offer advice. What exactly do you need? MQ06RothchildGettothePoint Yes, well... I am afraid that with the emergence of the Enclave, the Brotherhood is rather busy right now. MQ06RothchildGettothePoint I elected to take time from my responsibilities to assist you. Perhaps I was in error. Nonetheless, we may have what you seek. MQ06RothchildGettothePoint In the archives upstairs is an old, pre-war Vault-Tec terminal. I will send word that you need access to it. MQ06RothchildHowKnowFather I have been a part of the Brotherhood for many years. Enough that I was here when Project Purity first began. MQ06RothchildHowKnowFather I did not work directly with your father; he and his team valued their independence, and I respected that. MQ06RothchildNeedAGeck Are you quite sure? I suspect that would be a waste of time. Regardless, the Brotherhood is not in possession of such a device. MQ06RothchildNeedAGeck There is, however, a way in which we may be able to ascertain the location of one. MQ06RothchildNeedAGeck Really. A pity... You won't find one here. MQ06RothchildNeedAGeck It may be possible to locate one, however. MQ06RothchildNeedaGECKNice A G.E.C.K.? Goodness, no. Certainly not. MQ06RothchildNeedaGECKNice I must say that there are some who doubt such a device really exists, let alone works. MQ06RothchildNeedaGECKNice If, however, you share your father's determination, I may be able to assist you in locating one. MQ06RothchildNeedaGECKRude I fail to see how such a device would be useful to you. In fact, I doubt such a thing really works. MQ06RothchildNeedaGECKRude Either way, the Brotherhood is not in possession of such a device. MQ06RothchildNeedaGECKRude If you are determined to waste your time, you may go off in search of one. MQ06RothchildNeedVault87 I take it you were successful, then. MQ06RothchildNeedVault87 As it happens, the Brotherhood has some information about Vault 87. Let me show you what we know. MQ06RothchildNeedVault87 I see. MQ06RothchildNeedVault87 As it happens, the Brotherhood has some information about Vault 87. Let me show you what we know. MQ06RothchildNeedVault87Nice Ah. Well, that much I believe I can help with. MQ06RothchildNeedVault87Nice Step over here for a moment. I'll show you where it is. MQ06RothchildSoImScrewed So quick to give up... Disappointing. MQ06RothchildSoImScrewed There is, in fact, another potential way to reach the Vault. Lamplight Caverns is close by, and may provide an alternate means of access. MQ06RothchildSoYouCanFindOne Possibly. I'm afraid I won't be able to assist you directly; the news Doctor Li has brought will require me to be elsewhere. MQ06RothchildSoYouCanFindOne I can, however, give you access to an old pre-war computer from Vault-Tec. It may have the information you need. MQ06RothchildSoYouCanFindOne You'll find the terminal in the archives in the A ring. MQ06RothchildThanks You are welcome. If you require further assistance, I may be able to help. MQ06RothChildThanksForSympathy Think nothing of it. MQ06RothChildThanksForSympathy Now, Doctor Li has explained your predicament. You need to locate some Vault-Tec equipment? MQ06RothchildTLReview Check the map in the lab for reference, if you like. The Vault is to the west of the city, far out in the Capital Wasteland. MQ06RothchildTLReview Remember that you won't be able to just walk in, due to the radiation. You'll have to try and find another way to access the vault. MQ06RothchildTLReview I expect that Lamplight Caverns is your best chance for success. MQ06RothchildVaultGetThroughRadiation Quite simply, you don't. To attempt such a thing would be certain death for you. MQ06RothchildWhatever I find your attitude and lack of respect insulting. MQ06RothThanksForHelp I wish we could do more, but the Brotherhood potentially faces a very pressing, very real threat in the Enclave. MQ06RothThanksForHelp All of my efforts must now be devoted to assessing the threat they may pose to us. I'm sure you understand. MQ06RothThanksForNothing I find it hard to believe your father raised such a child. MQ06RothThanksForNothing I feel pity for whatever it is you've gone through that has made you so bitter. MQ06RothVaultICanHandleIt Can you now, without even knowing what the problem is? MQ06RothVaultICanHandleIt I suppose, then, you have a way to deal with lethal levels of radiation around the Vault? Mq06RothVaultWhyDifficult The area is highly irradiated; lethal levels are all around the entrance. Gaining direct access will be quite impossible. MQ07BreakoutSceneConv Thought you'd get out of here, did you? You little shit. Get back inside, now. MQ07BreakoutSceneConv You're fuckin' dead, you hear me? Dead! MQ07BreakoutSceneConv You! Get back here now! MQ07BreakoutSceneConv Run Sammy, run! We can make it! MQ07CoastClearChoice1 Oh, don't worry. We're outta here. Me and Sammy can make it, no problem. The drain in the bathroom is small; we'll fit through, but mungos can't. MQ07CoastClearChoice1 But you gotta tell Penny it's time to go. She's being all dumb, and won't listen to us. You gotta talk to her. MQ07CoastClearChoice2 Yep, me and Sammy can get out no problem. We're good at sneaking. They'll never spot us. MQ07CoastClearChoice2 We can just sneak through the drain in the bathrooms. It's just big enough for us. Way too small for you mungos. MQ07CoastClearChoice2 But Penny won't leave. She's being all stupid, and even though we told her it's the only chance to go, she says she's staying. MQ07CoastClearChoice3 Thanks, I guess. Me and Sammy should be able to make it out of here now. MQ07CoastClearChoice3 There's a drain in the bathrooms we can fit through. It's too small for mungos, so they never boarded it up. MQ07CoastClearChoice3 But Penny won't leave. I tried to get her to come with us, but she's being all stupid. MQ07CrimsonDistractForgetIt Already forgotten. Now take a hike. MQ07CrimsonDistractMoney Oh yeah? MQ07CrimsonDistractMoney Now that I think about it, Forty has been lookin' mighty fine lately. Workin' out extra. MQ07CrimsonDistractMoney Maybe I'll go see if there's anything I can do for him. You keep this between me and you. Clear? MQ07CrimsonDistractSPEECH Maybe he could. Maybe... MQ07CrimsonDistractSPEECH Maybe I'll go see how he's doing. Maybe there's something I could do for him. MQ07CrimsonDistractSPEECH You ain't gonna say a word 'bout this, right? MQ07CrimsonFortyConversation All right, all right. Just keep quiet. MQ07CrimsonFortyConversation Come on, Forty. Let's go take a break. MQ07CrimsonFortyConversation I, uhh... MQ07CrimsonFortyConversation Yeah, he might. Except he ain't gonna know nothing about it. Come on, I see the way you look at me. I can really give you something to look at. MQ07CrimsonFortyConversation That's a pretty stupid idea, even for you. Eulogy'd kill us both. MQ07CrimsonFortyConversation Oh, nothing. I was just sitting around, all bored and anxious, and thinking maybe I could find something to do. I mean, maybe we could. MQ07CrimsonFortyConversation The hell you want, Crimson? MQ07CrimsonFortyConversation Hey there, sugar. Lonely night? MQ07CrimsonTLDistractForty Uh-huh. And what makes you think I give two shits about what Forty could use? MQ07EulogyBuyKids A very good eye, my friend. Those little ones are good as a long-term investment. They have their other uses as well, I'm sure. MQ07EulogyBuyKids They are most definitely up for sale. MQ07EulogyBuyKids Yes, we've covered that. They're still available. MQ07EulogyBuySlavesNotSeen Well you should! Go on out, take a gander, and see if there's anything that might meet your needs. MQ07EulogyBuySlavesNotSeen I will point out that there are a few kids out there. Not something you see very often; a very good long-term investment. MQ07EulogyBuySlavesNotSeen We can discuss details once you've had a chance to look things over. MQ07EulogyChangedMind Are you sure? That's a shame. I thought we had a good thing going here. Well, you know where to find us. MQ07EulogyKidInfoDone Okay, then let's talk business. MQ07EulogyKidInfoNames Names? MQ07EulogyKidInfoNames I think Forty has a few nicknames for them, but none of them are very polite. MQ07EulogyKidInfoWhereComeFrom Does it really matter? They're here now, and they're available for purchase. MQ07EulogyKidsTellMore They're all in excellent physical condition, if that's what you're wondering. MQ07EulogyKidsTellMore A bit stubborn, perhaps. But that behavior can be altered over time. MQ07EulogyKidsTellMore What did you want to know? MQ07EulogyNeverSaidBuy I'm sorry, what? MQ07EulogyNeverSaidBuy I hope you're not trying to strong-arm me, friend. I'd be more than happy to cut both your legs off before you even think you have one to stand on. MQ07EulogyPriceCantAfford The price isn't going to change, if that's what you're hoping. They'll be here when you can cover the cost. MQ07EulogyPriceCantAfford Well, then I guess I can't sell them to you. MQ07EulogyPriceNoWay That's your choice. They're your caps, after all. I'm not going to try a hard sell here; someone else will buy them eventually. MQ07EulogyPriceSoundsGood Fair enough. It's a pleasure to do business with you again. MQ07EulogyPriceSoundsGood I'll have the kids delivered to the front gate. And, may I recommend keeping a close eye on them? They're clever little bastards. MQ07EulogyPriceSoundsGood A wise decision. It's a pleasure to do business with you. MQ07EulogyPriceSoundsGood I'll have the kids delivered to the front gate. And, may I recommend keeping a close eye on them? They're clever little bastards. MQ07EulogyPriceSPEECH I suppose I can accept that. It's a deal; the kids are yours. I'll have them delivered to the front gate for you. MQ07EulogyPriceSPEECH If I may, you might want to keep a close eye on them. They can be willful at times. Good luck. MQ07EulogyTalkPrice For starters, I'm thinking 500 caps each for the little ones... Sammy and Penny, I think their names are. MQ07EulogyTalkPrice Now the other one, Squirrel... that's a talented kid. 500 would be a crime. I'm thinking 1000 caps for him, bringing us to a total of 2000 caps. MQ07EulogyTLBuySlaves Right, right. 2000 caps was the figure I quoted. The price still stands if you're still interested. MQ07EulogyTLBuySlaves Of course. So you know what we have to offer; I assure you that you won't find quality like this anywhere else. MQ07EulogyTLBuySlaves Now how exactly can Paradise Falls accomodate your needs? MQ07EulogyTLBuySlaves Ah, fully engrossed in the trade, are we? I'm glad you came to see me, instead of trying to work around me. Easier to get along this way. MQ07EulogyTLBuySlaves There are some prime specimens out there. Have you had a chance to look them over? MQ07EulogyTLBuySlaves Well then, you and I are a perfect fit. You want to buy slaves, and I want to sell them. MQ07EulogyTLBuySlaves There are some prime specimens out there. Have you had a chance to look them over? MQ07EulogyTLWantKids You do? Hell, that's great news. They'll work out well for you, I think. Full of energy. Great for small jobs now, and bigger loads down the road. MQ07EulogyTLWantKids I'm sure we can come to a reasonable agreement; something you'll find affordable. MQ07ExplainPenny1 This mungo, Rory Maclaren. She got all sweet on him or something. I dunno, it's some stupid girl thing. MQ07ExplainPenny1 But they threw him in the box 'cause he was giving them shit, and they won't let him out. MQ07ExplainPenny1 So Penny says she ain't going until she knows he's safe. I told her she's stupid. MQ07ExplainPenny2 Beats me. I don't get girls at ALL. MQ07ExplainPenny2 She's all sweet on Rory Maclaren or something. Says she won't leave while he's still in the box. MQ07ExplainPenny3 She went all soft on Rory Maclaren. He's this guy that got captured. Not bad for a Mungo, but Penny really likes him. MQ07ExplainPenny3 The guards threw him in the box last week for causing problems. He's still in there, and she won't leave until he's out. MQ07ExplainPenny3 I say he's just another mungo, and ain't our problem. But Penny's being all stupid, like I said. MQ07FortyBailout Whatever. Get the hell out of here. MQ07FortyDistraction1 Since when are we such good buddies? Huh? MQ07FortyDistraction1 I'll tell you what I need. I need you to fuck off. MQ07FortyDistraction2 You think so, do you? MQ07FortyDistraction2 Funny, 'cause I ain't heard nothing about it. So maybe you should just get lost. MQ07FortyDistractionSPEECH Huh? MQ07FortyDistractionSPEECH Yeah, I mean they pay well enough, I guess. What the hell do you care? MQ07FortyGreet1 Goddamn right, nothing. Now get outta my way. MQ07FortyGreet2 Ain't none of 'em getting nowhere. Not with them collars on. Asshole should've known better. MQ07FortyGreet3 He did it. Dumb shit should've known the collar would blow. Now somebody's gotta clean up this mess. MQ07FortySlavesBought The little shits are your problem now. I see 'em around here again, I'm gonna shoot 'em. We clear? MQ07FortySpeechSuccess1 Maybe... And maybe it's time to see Eulogy about a raise. MQ07FortySpeechSuccess2 Yeah, so maybe I get a raw deal sometimes. Everybody does out here. That's the way shit goes. MQ07FortySpeechSuccess2 But maybe it's time that changed. Maybe I go see Eulogy about that right now, in fact. MQ07FortySpeechSuccess3 Well... I mean, yeah. I ain't exactly in charge here, but I'm Eulogy's right-hand man. MQ07FortySpeechSuccess3 Some other jackass should be pulling nighttime guard duty. Maybe I'll go have a little chat with Eulogy about that. MQ07FortyWarnPlayer Hey, back away from the kid. MQ07FortyWarnPlayer Quit hasslin' the merchandise. MQ07PennyCHILDLeaveRory I know, I know... but he was so nice to me. I just wanted him to be safe. MQ07PennyCHILDLeaveRory Fine, I'll go. MQ07PennyLetsGoSPEECH I know... I just wanted him to be safe. They were gonna sell him and then he was gonna leave and I'd never see him again and... and... MQ07PennyLetsGoSPEECH Let's just go, okay? I don't want to think about it. MQ07PennyRoryChoice1 Nuh-uh. Not without Rory. MQ07PennyRoryChoice1 You gotta get him out of the box. You just gotta! They've got keys for it somewhere. That mungo Forty has one. MQ07PennyRoryChoice1 I don't know where the other one is. His boss probably has it somewhere. You get Rory out, and I'll leave. Not until then. MQ07PennyRoryChoice2 You'll help? Oh, thank you! MQ07PennyRoryChoice2 You have to get Rory out of the box. He's locked in there, and the guards have the key. I think Forty has one; I don't know where the other is. MQ07PennyRoryChoice2 Probably the boss guy has it, or it's in his room. You find the key, you can get Rory out, and then I'll leave. MQ07PennyRoryChoice3 I can't. If they see me out there, they'll throw me back in and then I'll never get out. You have to do it. MQ07PennyRoryChoice3 You gotta get the key to the box. That mungo, Forty... He's got one. I think the boss guy has the other one. Keeps it in his room. MQ07PennyRoryChoice3 If you can get Rory out, come and get me and then we can leave. I just won't leave him behind. MQ07PennyRoryDead Poor Rory... He was a nice man. He deserved better. MQ07PennyRoryDead I'm getting out of here. Don't follow me. MQ07PennyRorySafe1 You saved him? Really? MQ07PennyRorySafe1 Thank you so much. I'll make it up to you somehow, I promise. MQ07PennyRorySafe1 Now I have to get out. Don't follow me; you go out the normal way. We'll meet outside. MQ07PennyRorySafe2 Okay, okay! MQ07PennyRorySafe2 Don't follow me. You go out the normal way, and meet Sammy and me outside. MQ07PennyRorySafeLIE Okay, if you say so. I'm getting out of here, then. MQ07PennyRorySafeLIE You go out the normal way, so they don't get suspicious. Meet us outside. MQ07PennyTLLetsGo I already told Sammy AND Squirrel I'm not going. I'm not leaving Rory! MQ07PennyTLLetsGo What're you gonna do, shoot me? MQ07PennyTLWhyStillHere No! I'm not leaving while they've still got Rory locked up! MQ07PennyTLWhyStillHere He's the only person here that's been nice to me. I'm not just going to leave him like that! MQ07RoryExplainChoice1 Penny? She wanted you to set me free? MQ07RoryExplainChoice1 I owe that little girl a lot. I'll have to try and make it up to her someday. MQ07RoryExplainChoice1 Okay, what do we do? MQ07RoryExplainChoice2 Okay, fine. If it'll help Penny, I'll do it. What do you want me to do? MQ07RoryExplainChoice3 No... No, I want Penny to be safe. She shouldn't be having second thoughts just because of me. MQ07RoryExplainChoice3 Just make sure you take care of her. I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to her, or her friends. MQ07RoryExplainChoice3 So what do we do now? MQ07RoryFinishBeCareful You got it. I'll stay right with you. Get me to the front gate, and I can make a run for it from there. MQ07RoryFinishOnYourOwn That's it, huh? Just toss me out of the box and into the meat grinder? MQ07RoryFinishOnYourOwn Thanks for nothing, asshole. MQ07RoryFinishRunForIt Okay, if you say so. I'll be right behind you. If you can get me to the front gate, I can take it from there. MQ07RoryFollowLetsGo Right behind you. MQ07RoryFollowNM Okay. Let's get the hell out of here. MQ07RoryFollowWait Man, I hope you know what you're doing. MQ07RoryGreetingChoice1 What? Are you kidding me? This is another one of Forty's tricks, isn't it. Well I'm not falling for it. MQ07RoryGreetingChoice2 Where are we going? What's going on? Who the hell ARE you? MQ07RoryGreetingChoice3 What? What's going on? Who are you? MQ07RoryGreetingChoice3 What? What's going on? Who are you? MQ07RoryLetsGoChoice1 She did? Is she safe? Can I see her? MQ07RoryLetsGoChoice2 Look, I'm not going anywhere until you tell me what's going on. For all I know, you're just trying to trick me into another beating. MQ07RoryLetsGoChoice3 Fine, fine. Let's go. What's the plan? MQ07SammyFetchSquirrelTopic Hey, that's the mungo. Go talk to him. MQ07SammyFetchSquirrelTopic Hey, that's the mungo. Go talk to her. MQ07SammyGetLost Thanks for nothing, ass. MQ07SammyHostileGreet1 You saw what happened to that other guy. Same thing'd happen to me if I try to run away now. MQ07SammyHostileGreet1 Collar would pop my head right off. And besides, I don't wanna leave without Squirrel and Penny. MQ07SammyHostileGreet1 I'll hide out here. Can you go in and get them? MQ07SammyHostileGreet2 This collar. It's gotta get turned off, or else I can't get out of here. You saw what happened to that other guy. MQ07SammyHostileGreet2 And then Squirrel and Penny... They're still inside, locked in the cage. You gotta get them out too. MQ07SammyHostileGreet2 No way the slavers are gonna let them walk out, so you're gonna have to bust them out. Think you can handle it? MQ07SammyHostileGreet3 I just thought maybe you could do something, since they're all gonna shoot you anyway. MQ07SammyHostileGreet3 Squirrel and Penny are still stuck in there, and none of us can leave while they got these collars turned on. MQ07SammyHostileGreet3 If you can get the slave pen open, Squirrel and Penny can make a run for it, and we can get out of here. What do you say? MQ07SammyHostileResponse1 You're okay for a mungo. Squirrel and Penny are still stuck inside. You need to get the key to the slave pen to get 'em out. MQ07SammyHostileResponse1 That Forty asshole has one, and so does the boss guy, Eulogy. Go get 'em! MQ07SammyHostileResponse2 Think about it? Come on, mungo. You can do it. MQ07SammyHostileResponse2 Well I'm gonna hang out here until you make up your stupid mind. MQ07SammyHostileResponse3 Thanks for nothing, mungo. MQ07SammyHowDoIGetYouOut Can't you just shoot them all? MQ07SammyLLNo Sure. Most mungos like you don't know where it is. We like it that way. MQ07SammyLLNo But we gotta get out of here. If you can help us, I'll show you where it is. Maybe Mayor will even be nice to you. But only if you help us. MQ07SammyLLYes Well we need to get out of here and get back there. Right now. So you gotta help us, okay? MQ07SammyLLYesMayor Really? I knew it! I knew he'd come to get us! MQ07SammyLLYesMayor Didn't think he'd send a mungo like you to do it, though. MQ07SammyPlanToGetOut You do? Great! MQ07SammyPlanToGetOut Whatever you do, make sure you turn off these collars. You saw what happened to that other guy. MQ07SammyShootAnyOtherIdeas Well, I mean, Squirrel thinks maybe he could use the computer in here to turn off the collars. MQ07SammyShootAnyOtherIdeas Squirrel's good with computers, and they don't know he made this one work again. But it's, uh... It's not connected or something. MQ07SammyShootAnyOtherIdeas Hang on. I'll get Squirrel, and he can tell you what to do. MQ07SammyShootNo No? You sure? MQ07SammyShootNo Well, okay. I guess maybe we could try Squirrel's plan. He says it'll work, but I don't know. It means using computers and stuff. MQ07SammyShootNo Hang on. Let me get him, and he can tell you the plan. I don't understand some of it, anyway. MQ07SammyStage90Choice1 What? That's a load of shit. We're not stupid, you know. We've seen what you mungos are like. MQ07SammyStage90Choice1 If you say so. MQ07SammyStage90Choice2 Rescued? This is a pretty stupid way to rescue anybody, mungo. MQ07SammyStage90Choice3 God, why didn't you say that? MQ07SammyStage90Choice3 Come on, let's go before they change their minds. I don't like the way that mungo looks at me. MQ07SammyStage90Choice3 Yeah, yeah. Okay. MQ07SammyStage90FineStayHere Well... No. You better be telling the truth, mungo, or else we're going to kill you in your sleep. MQ07SammyStage90FineStayHere So if you're serious, let's get moving. MQ07SammyStage90KeepQuiet What is there to talk about? I know what you're doing. You're going to take us somewhere and make us work for you... or worse. MQ07SammyStage90KeepQuiet I'm telling you right now, as soon as we get out of here, we're making a run for it. You want to try and shoot us, you can. MQ07SammyStage90Lamplight You did? You better not be lying. Fine, let's go. MQ07SammyWhoAreYou I'm Sammy. I'm from Little Lamplight. Me and Squirrel and Penny... We aren't supposed to be here. MQ07SammyWhoAreYou We gotta get back home. You gotta help us get out of here. MQ07SammyWhyShouldIHelpYou Look, we're not supposed to be in here. We live in Little Lamplight. Ever heard of it? MQ07SquirrelGuardFortyDead Hey hey, look at Mr. Mungo! MQ07SquirrelGuardFortyDead Sure hope whatever you did doesn't piss off the rest of them. MQ07SquirrelGuardFortyDead Okay, me and Sammy can sneak outta here. The drain in the bathroom is just big enough for us to sneak through. MQ07SquirrelGuardFortyDead But Penny's being all dumb and won't leave. What's with girls, anyway? MQ07SquirrelGuardHow Man, can't you think of anything on your own? MQ07SquirrelGuardHow Around midnight, there's only one guard. But it's that really mean guy, Forty. Still, probably your best chance to try something. MQ07SquirrelGuardHow Do what you gotta do, you know? Just get him away from his post. MQ07SquirrelGuardNoLuckYet Come on, mungo! How hard can it be? MQ07SquirrelGuardNoWay This is bull, man. You gotta help us out. MQ07SquirrelGuardNoWay What the shit? Come on, you already did half the work. Just a little more and we're outta here. Don't screw us over now. MQ07SquirrelGuardOnIt Okay. Don't do anything stupid. MQ07SquirrelGuardOnIt Okay. Don't do anything stupid. MQ07SquirrelGuardPipeDown What's the matter, mungo? Can't handle it? MQ07SquirrelGuardPipeDown You're big enough to take care of it. Don't get all cranky with me over it. MQ07SquirrelLeavePennySPEECH Yeah, maybe you're right. Me and Sammy can leave, at least. MQ07SquirrelLeavePennySPEECH All right, we're outta here. See you on the outside, mungo. MQ07SquirrelOneStepChoice1 Well, with the terminal, I can turn off the collars and open the gate. But they're not gonna just let us walk out of here, you know? MQ07SquirrelOneStepChoice1 There's always at least one guard near the pen, and someone's gotta get rid of him. MQ07SquirrelOneStepChoice1 Since we can't just walk around like we own the place, you're gonna have to do it. You get me? MQ07SquirrelOneStepChoice2 Hey mungo, I never said the terminal was the only thing we'd need to do. It's important, but it won't get us out that front gate. MQ07SquirrelOneStepChoice2 There's always at least one guard near the pen, and the terminal ain't gonna make the guard disappear. So you gotta do it. MQ07SquirrelOneStepChoice3 Hey, if you got any better ideas, you go right ahead and get to work. Me? This is the best I got. MQ07SquirrelOneStepChoice3 We got the terminal working, so I can turn off the collars, but we still gotta make it out of here. Past the guards. MQ07SquirrelOneStepChoice3 Unless you can get rid of the guard near the pen, we're going nowhere. So you gonna help, or you just gonna complain? MQ07SquirrelPennyWhatNow Hell, I dunno. Go talk to her. Try and get her to get out while she can. MQ07SquirrelPennyWhatNow Me and Sammy are getting out of here now, though. If you can get her to come, meet us east of here after you're out. MQ07SquirrelPennyWhatNow2 Hey, you're the one that said you wanted to get us out of here. MQ07SquirrelPennyWhatNow2 Go talk to her. See if you can get her to come with us. Me and Sammy are getting out of here right now. MQ07SquirrelPennyWhatNow2 We'll wait east of Paradise Falls. Meet us there once Penny's out. MQ07SquirrelPlanKeepGoing So I found this old terminal in the building here. Dusty, but it turns on with a little fixing. Like I said, I'm super smart. MQ07SquirrelPlanKeepGoing I know they use a terminal to turn the collars on and off. So if you can link the terminals, I can turn the collars off and they won't even know. MQ07SquirrelPlanKeepGoing Then we just gotta open the fence, sneak past the mungos with guns, and get the hell out of here. Sounds good, right? You in? MQ07SquirrelPlanSkipToThePoint Fine. But I'm telling you, it's good stuff. Really. MQ07SquirrelPlanSkipToThePoint We gotta turn the collars off, or else if we try to leave we'll get all chunkified. Don't want that. So we gotta use a terminal for it. MQ07SquirrelPlanSkipToThePoint I can use the terminal I fixed up in here, but I need it added to the network first. Main terminal is in the boss guy's room, so you gotta do that. MQ07SquirrelPlanTellMeEverything Okay, cool. You'll like it, really. It's going to work, I know it. MQ07SquirrelPlanTellMeEverything We're stuck behind this fence here. But even if we get past the fence, and the mungos with guns, we still can't leave. MQ07SquirrelPlanTellMeEverything They got these collars on us, right? Make us blow up if we try and get out. No way to get the collars off, so we gotta stop them from blowing up. MQ07SquirrelPlanWhatDoIDo Man, you're cranky. MQ07SquirrelPlanWhatDoIDo Fine, here's what you do. You go on into the boss guy's room, and use his terminal. Get the one in here added to the network. MQ07SquirrelPlanWhatDoIDo Think you can handle that, mungo? MQ07SquirrelTLNotGoodWithComputers Oh, come on. Aren't you mungos good for anything? I'm a kid, and I can do it. Why can't you? MQ07SquirrelTLNotGoodWithComputers Listen, if you can't make that work, then there might be one other way to do it, even for a stupid mungo like you. MQ07SquirrelTLNotGoodWithComputers There's a junction box along the wall in the eating area. Switch a few cables there, and we're good. So there you go. MQ07SquirrelTLNotGoodWithComputers Either you better be pretty good at fixing stuff, or you better learn how to use a terminal real fast. MQ07SquirrelTLPlanAnotherWay You're really dumb, aren't you? MQ07SquirrelTLPlanAnotherWay I just told you this is the plan. I don't got another way to do this. MQ07SquirrelTLPlanNotDoingIt Great. Then that means we're still stuck in here, and you're an asshole. MQ07SquirrelTLPlanOkay Gee, thanks. Don't work too hard, okay? MQ07SquirrelTLTerminalWorking All right! You're okay for a mungo, you know that? MQ07SquirrelTLTerminalWorking So we're one step closer to getting out of here. MQ07SquirrelTLTerminalWorking2 Nope. Good job on the terminal, but we're only one step of the way there. MQ07SquirrelTLTerminalWorking3 Ha ha. Real funny, mungo. MQ07SquirrelTLTerminalWorking3 So I guess you fixed it huh? Well good. Means we're one step closer to getting out of here. MQ07SquirrelTLWheresTheTerminal I told you, it's in the boss guy's room. You gotta sneak in there or something. That's up to you to figure out, mungo. MQ08AutumnSay01 Good work, soldier. Make sure the G.E.C.K. is secured aboard my Vertibird. MQ08AutumnSay02 You're certain she's unharmed? MQ08AutumnSay02 You're certain he's unharmed? MQ08AutumnSay03 Excellent. Prepare her for transport immediately. MQ08AutumnSay03 Excellent. Prepare him for transport immediately. MQ08CharonTLGECK The contract entitles you to my services in combat. I'm nobody's errand boy. I'm afraid you'll have to get it yourself. MQ08FawkesCT01 Me? You care who I am? MQ08FawkesCT01 Forgive me, but I'm not used to pleasantries. I'm more used to grunts and being struck about by the others. MQ08FawkesCT01 My name's Fawkes. I've lived in this... cage all my life. MQ08FawkesCT02 What's the matter with you? I assure you I'm unlike the others in this dank place. MQ08FawkesCT02 The name's Fawkes. I'd shake your hand, but this room happens to be my prison cell. MQ08FawkesCT03 Ugh. Must you use that vulgar term? MQ08FawkesCT03 Yes, I was born in the F.E.V. Chambers but a Super Mutant I certainly am not. I prefer the term Meta Human. Suits me better don't you think? MQ08FawkesCT03 Perhaps I'm getting ahead of myself. The name's Fawkes. MQ08FawkesCT04 No, please. I haven't had a civil conversation all my life! Don't go! MQ08FawkesCT04 I could help you! MQ08FawkesCT05 Yes. I suppose it is. When my captors placed me here, they were too stupid to realize this room contained a working terminal. MQ08FawkesCT05 I've spent all my life teaching myself to read and speak based on the information stored on the Vault's Mainframe. MQ08FawkesCT05 Ironic, isn't it? Surrounded by the world's history and yet my world consists of this tiny room. MQ08FawkesCT06 It was taken from a historical entry in the computer. The name comes from a man who was willing to fight and die for what he believed in. MQ08FawkesCT06 I felt it was appropriate given my circumstances. MQ08FawkesCT07 Very well. If this is what's to be expected from interacting with humans, then I'm likely better off in here than out there amongst you. MQ08FawkesCT07a Your arrogance against my kind is hardly surprising. MQ08FawkesCT07a However, there's only so much even I can take. Please, I'm appealing to the positive side of your human nature. MQ08FawkesCT07a Can we have a civil conversation? MQ08FawkesCT08 Because I'm a curiosity; an anomaly. They don't know why I'm different than they are and I think it fascinates them. MQ08FawkesCT08 All of the locked rooms in the medical wing contain failed experiments that they created. MQ08FawkesCT09 I think when I was created, something went wrong and I didn't come out like they planned. MQ08FawkesCT09 Just like the other things in this makeshift cell block, we're the results of what they would call failed experiments if they were smart enough. MQ08FawkesCT10 Let me guess... you're here for the G.E.C.K.. am I right? MQ08FawkesCT10a Perhaps. I assume you're here to find the G.E.C.K. MQ08FawkesCT10b Is it? What if I told you I could help you find the G.E.C.K.? MQ08FawkesCTIntell01 Yes, indeed it is ironic. MQ08FawkesCTIntell01 Forgive my astonishment, but I hadn't expected to meet someone with such a learned outlook of these things. It is a pleasant change. MQ08FawkesCTIntell01 I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, it was only a matter of time before someone like you showed up for the G.E.C.K. MQ08FawkesCTQuickSkip01 Yes, you do appear a bit harried and you obviously didn't come into the depths of this place to chat with me. MQ08FawkesCTQuickSkip01 I'd imagine the only reason you'd risk life and limb would be to retrieve the G.E.C.K. from its resting place. MQ08FawkesGECK01 I know what it is, I know where it is and best of all, I know how you can get your hands on it. MQ08FawkesGECK02 I read a tape once on how to tell if someone's lying and I must say you're a terrible liar. MQ08FawkesGECK02 Why else would you be in this horrible place if it wasn't to get it? People before you have tried and failed many times. MQ08FawkesGECK02 However, you're in luck. I know where it is and best of all, I know how you can get your hands on it. MQ08FawkesGECK03 Because, you can help me. MQ08FawkesGECK03 Let me out of this place. I can't take it anymore. I can't even recall how long I've been here. MQ08FawkesGECK03 Take me with you, and I'll retrieve the G.E.C.K. for you. MQ08FawkesGECK04 Not so fast. Quid pro quo, my friend. If I'm to do this service for you, I expect to get something in return. MQ08FawkesGECK04 Release me from this makeshift prison and I will personally take you to the G.E.C.K. and retrieve it for you. MQ08FawkesGECK05 What is it with your kind? This is why the bombs fell you know. MQ08FawkesGECK05 I have no reason to tell you anything. You kill me, you get nothing. So what's the point? MQ08FawkesGECK05 Let me out of this place and I'll retrieve the G.E.C.K. for you. MQ08FawkesGECK06 The chamber in which the G.E.C.K. resides is absolutely flooded with radiation. It's unlikely you'd survive very long. MQ08FawkesGECK06 Myself, on the other hand, have surprisingly inherited a useful trait from my fellow Meta Humans. I am highly resistant to radiation. MQ08FawkesGECK06 Let me out of here, and I will place the G.E.C.K. safely in your hands. MQ08FawkesGECK07 Unless your weapons can destroy radiation, I'd say that will prove difficult. MQ08FawkesGECK07 The G.E.C.K. is in a chamber flooded with deadly radiation. I doubt you could survive inside very long. However, I can. MQ08FawkesGECK07 Let me out of here, and I will place the G.E.C.K. safely in your hands. MQ08FawkesGECK08 At the end of the hallway to your right is a maintenance room. MQ08FawkesGECK08 Inside, you'll find the fire control console for the medical area. Trip the alarm on it, and I'll be able to get out. MQ08FawkesGECK08 A word of warning though. Tripping the console activates a failsafe and will open ALL of the recovery rooms in the medical area. MQ08FawkesGECK08 So, what do you think? Can you do it? MQ08FawkesGECK09 There's no way to prove it, you'll just have to take my word for it. MQ08FawkesGECK09 I've already helped you by warning you about the radiation. Take that as a gesture of good faith. MQ08FawkesGECK09 So what do you say? MQ08FawkesGECKExit So be it. Take your device and leave me here. It's what I expected. MQ08FawkesGECKExit When you give up because you can't get the G.E.C.K. and you realize your mistake, you'll be back. MQ08FawkesGECKFastSC Indeed. Your powers of deduction are quite impressive. I do indeed know where it is and how to get it. MQ08FawkesGECKFastSC The device is surrounded by a lethal field of radiation; lethal to humans that is. MQ08FawkesGECKFastSC Without insulting your intelligence, I think you can see where this is going. MQ08FawkesGECKYes I'm glad to see you are a sensible person. MQ08FawkesGECKYes Now, get me out of this place. I can't stand it anymore! MQ08FawkesInsulted01 I appreciate your understanding and your tone leads me to believe you're a reasonable person. MQ08FawkesInsulted01 Perhaps we can use this moment to help each other rather than fight each other. MQ08FawkesInsulted02 I appreciate your understanding. MQ08FawkesInsulted02 Perhaps we can use this moment to help each other rather than fight each other. MQ08FawkesInsulted03 Sigh. Very well. MQ08FawkesInsulted03 I was hoping my first encounter with a human would have proven more beneficial. I'm saddened that I was mistaken. MQ08FawkesSay01 You... over there. Please, come speak to me. I'm in the room to your left. Use the intercom next to the window. MQ08FawkesTLComeWithMe Sorry, I'm afraid a Super Mutant wouldn't be welcome in the places you frequent. MQ08FawkesTLComeWithMe All I would do is cause you undue attention and probably get you killed. MQ08FawkesTLGECK Some say it does nothing; that it's simply a pipe dream or a legend. Others feel the device is actually beneficial. MQ08FawkesTLGECK The latter group claims it creates life where none exists. A new beginning for man. MQ08FawkesTLGECK Some of the Vaults came equipped with them so after people emerged into the Wasteland, they could restart the world. MQ08FawkesTLGECK I'm not sure which to believe. MQ08FawkesTLGECK We can discuss this later. Right now, concentrate on getting this door open. MQ08FawkesTLGetYouOut At the end of the hallway to your right is a maintenance room. MQ08FawkesTLGetYouOut Inside, you'll find the fire control console for the medical area. Trip the alarm on it, and I'll be able to get out. MQ08FawkesTLGetYouOut A word of warning though. Tripping the console activates a failsafe and will open ALL of the recovery rooms in the medical area. MQ08FawkesTLGetYouOut At the end of the hallway to your right is a maintenance room. MQ08FawkesTLGetYouOut Inside, you'll find the fire control console for the medical area. Trip the alarm on it, and I'll be able to get out. MQ08FawkesTLGetYouOut A word of warning though. Tripping the console activates a failsafe and will open ALL of the recovery rooms in the medical area. MQ08FawkesTLJailRelease I'll stay here until you've cleared a path to me. MQ08FawkesTLJailRelease Just be careful. Some of these "failed experiments" are quite nasty. MQ08FawkesTLStory I was born here, in this place. I don't mean that in the literal sense of course. MQ08FawkesTLStory All I can remember is the excruciating pain that tore through me as my body underwent the rapid physical changes. MQ08FawkesTLStory For most, this moment is what severs the grip on their minds. They become barely a shell of their former selves. MQ08FawkesTLStory I was different. When I spoke to them, they immediately branded me "another failure" and had me placed here as a curiosity. MQ08FawkesTLStory What else can I tell you about myself? MQ08FawkesTLStory01 Yes. I've never been anywhere else. I used to mark the passage of time, but after a few years, it didn't seem to matter anymore. MQ08FawkesTLStory01 The only thing that prevented me from going insane was the working access point to the Vault Mainframe in my makeshift cell. MQ08FawkesTLStory02 The terminal in my cell used to connect with Vault 87's mainframe. That gave me access to the history, literature, science and fiction book files. MQ08FawkesTLStory02 I used this extensive database of works to better myself and my understanding of everything around me. MQ08FawkesTLStory02 It was only recently the others caught me using the terminal and destroyed it to torment me. MQ08FawkesTLStory03 I don't remember enough to tell you everything about my former self. My metamorphosis destroyed a good deal of my long term memory. MQ08FawkesTLStory03 However, I can recall being in this place when it wasn't the macabre laboratory that it's become. MQ08FawkesTLStory03 I remember walking around this place and seeing other humans in white lab coats and blue jumpsuits. MQ08FawkesTLStory03 I wish I could find out more, but the personnel information for the Vault wasn't in the mainframe for some reason. MQ08FawkesTLStory03 I feel like my identity is so close to me... I can almost see myself as a human but can't recollect the details. It's maddening. MQ08FawkesTLStory04 These hallways are familiar to me... I think I used to be a resident here in better times. MQ08FawkesTLStory04 I wish I could remember more, but I'm afraid it's all a blur. MQ08FawkesTLStory04 As for the G.E.C.K., it's always rested where it does now. The foolish Super Mutants don't even know what they have. MQ08FawkesTLStory05 It was taken from a historical entry in the computer. The name comes from a man who was willing to fight and die for what he believed in. MQ08FawkesTLStory05 I felt it was appropriate given my circumstances. MQ08FawkesTLStoryContinue Very well. MQ08GuardSay01 Objective is secured sir. MQ08GuardSay01a Yes sir! I'll have the techs come down and remove it immediately, sir. MQ08GuardSay02 Yes sir! She'll pass out shortly, but we can revive her. MQ08GuardSay02 Yes sir! He'll pass out shortly, but we can revive him. MQ08GuardSay03 Right away, sir! MQ08MutieConvo01 Ha ha ha! Yes! Strong soldiers to smash the humans for good! MQ08MutieConvo01 Green stuff don't work only because men we take weak. We wait for strong men... they make good soldiers. MQ08MutieConvo01 More of us if green stuff work. It makes many mistakes. We dump bodies in cave too many times. MQ08MutieConvo01 Ha ha ha, yes! More of them mean more of us soon. MQ08MutieConvo01 Let them come to us! We'll take them apart! Then when they weak, we put them in green stuff! MQ08MutieConvo01 Stupid Fox say men will come to us one day. To take green stuff. MQ08MutieConvo01 Need to find more humans then... make them like us. MQ08MutieConvo01 Others go to find some. We must have more of us to stop the humans! MQ08MutieConvo01 We almost out of green stuff. MQ08SheltonTape01 Is this thing on? Oh, yeah it is... I see the little needle moving. Ahem. MQ08SheltonTape01 I'm making these recordings as a diary of my life in one of Vault-Tec's newer vaults. They recommended we keep one, so I figured why not. MQ08SheltonTape01 But let me start at the beginning. My name is Shelton Delacroix, and I'm a security officer here in Vault 87. MQ08SheltonTape01 I'm assigned to the laboratory level, which sure beats babysitting the reactor room! MQ08SheltonTape01 Hopefully, in a few more months, I'll be allowed to learn a little more. It's all so hush hush. But that's the way things are around here. MQ08SheltonTape01 Anyway, I'm due on shift soon, so I'll record more later. MQ08SheltonTape02 Things are getting a bit weird up here on the laboratory level. I swear I keep hearing these crazy noises coming from the experimentation chambers. MQ08SheltonTape02 When I asked about it they told me it's the animals they're testing on. What the heck are they doing to them? MQ08SheltonTape02 I think I may look into it some more. It gets boring standing in the hallways and pacing back and forth. MQ08SheltonTape03 I... I don't know where to begin. I... have to report what I've seen. There has to be a record of this somewhere. MQ08SheltonTape03 Sykes and Cossler dragged some unconscious guy from the dorms into the labs. I tried to ask what was going on, but they just glared at me. MQ08SheltonTape03 After they came back out of the containment area, they told me not to tell anyone what I saw or I'd regret it. MQ08SheltonTape03 Sykes was even patting his 10 millimeter when he said that. I think they were threatening to kill me! MQ08SheltonTape03 After they left I snuck into the containment room, and... and I almost threw up. I don't even know how to describe it. MQ08SheltonTape03 It looked sort of human, but it was deformed... I could see some of its organs on the surface of its body like they were trying to push through. MQ08SheltonTape03 Its skin was... disgusting. Green and brown and bruised like it was bleeding on the inside. And the smell... it was horrible. MQ08SheltonTape03 I staggered out of there and came here to get this all down. What the hell are they doing in this place? MQ08SheltonTape03 Oh my god. It's all making sense. The missing people... and those things. They... they... oh my fucking god. MQ08SheltonTape04 I'm in hiding now. I'm recording this in the reactor level. They found one of older recordings and now they want me in the labs. MQ08SheltonTape04 Luckily I had a friend in the security team and they told me to run. So here I am. MQ08SheltonTape04 What the hell am I supposed to do now? Merrick and his team are obviously experimenting on people. Someone's got to put a stop to it. MQ08SheltonTape04 But how? There's nowhere to go and no one to tell. Shit, what am I gonna... MQ08SheltonTape04 Oh my god. They're coming... I... Tell my wife in Dorm E that I love her... I... MQ08SheltonTape05 Stupid machine... how you work this thing... this thing is stupid! Smash it! MQ09AnnaBeenHelpingThem Of course! You've seen the kind of technology these people have. They want to help people. They want to change the Wasteland. MQ09AnnaBeenHelpingThem I couldn't pass up an opportunity to work in an environment like this. MQ09AnnaGetOutWhileYouCan Get out? Why on earth would I want to do that? MQ09AnnaGetOutWhileYouCan I've worked hard to fit in here. I've done everything they've asked of me. I'm not about to leave now, when I finally have access to their labs. MQ09AnnaGreetWhatDoingHere They... they captured me. Brought me here from Project Purity. MQ09AnnaGreetWhatDoingHere I didn't want to help them at first, but... The technology they have here. It's so far advanced from anything I've worked with. MQ09AnnaGreetWhoAreYou I'm Anna. Anna Holt. I used to work for Doctor Li. MQ09AnnaGreetWhoAreYou I was at Project Purity... Now I'm here. MQ09AnnaHowMuchTellThem Everything they needed to know to improve on the original design, and to make sure it's actually completed. MQ09AnnaKnowHowToGetOut I'm afraid I'm not able to help you with that. MQ09AnnaKnowHowToGetOut You should go. I don't want anyone seeing me talking to you. MQ09AnnaWhatThings They wanted information. About Doctor Li, about Project Purity. They want to know how to start it up, and why it wouldn't work. MQ09AnnaWhatThings I told them everything I could. About the G.E.C.K., about the damage caused by the explosions... All of it. MQ09AnnaWhyAbandonLi Look, it's not personal. Really, it's not. But Doctor Li... She's scraping by. She's scavenging for parts in the Wastes. MQ09AnnaWhyAbandonLi The Enclave has everything it needs. They're light-years ahead of anything Doctor Li could accomplish. MQ09AnnaWhyAbandonLi Working here is my best chance to help make the world a better place. MQ09AnnaYoureATraitor I'm sorry you see it that way. What are you going to do, kill me over it? MQ09AnnaYoureATraitor You should go. It sounds like you're in enough trouble as it is, and honestly I don't want anyone to see me talking to you. MQ09AutumnAngered I should have killed you right away. We have the G.E.C.K., we'll get the code. We don't need you. MQ09AutumnAngered Did you really think we would fall for that? I have had ENOUGH of your games. MQ09AutumnDontKnowCode You LIE! MQ09AutumnGiveCode Let's just make sure you're telling the truth. MQ09AutumnGiveCodeLie Very well. We'll just verify that now. MQ09AutumnGreetLetMeGo IF you tell me the code, it might be worth your life. But you're really not in a position to be demanding anything, are you? MQ09AutumnGreetWhateverYouWant Now that's just what I wanted to hear. MQ09AutumnGreetWhateverYouWant So what's the code? MQ09AutumnGreetWhatsGoingOn I'll tell you what's going on here. You lost. MQ09AutumnGreetWhatsGoingOn The good guys won this one, and now we're just wrapping up loose ends. We've got the purifier, now we just need the code to start it. MQ09AutumnGreetWhatsGoingOn You're going to give me that code now, and save us all a lot of trouble. Maybe I'll even let you go. So how about it? MQ09AutumnGreetWrongPerson You really think I'm that stupid? I know you were there. I saw you. MQ09AutumnGreetWrongPerson You're in a heap of trouble, kid. You're a traitor to the United States government. You know what happens to traitors, don't you? MQ09AutumnGreetWrongPerson You give me that code, and maybe we can work out a deal for you. But you need to start talking right now. MQ09AutumnHolotape I'm not entirely sure Eden can be trusted. And I think he knows I don't trust him. MQ09AutumnHolotape But I don't think he knows I have the emergency destruct sequence for his console. MQ09AutumnHolotape "Priority Override, Authorization code 420-03-20-9" and... boom. It'd have to be a last resort, of course, but at least the option is there. MQ09AutumnInsult I'll be honest. I'm running out of patience here, and I'm not looking to play games with you. MQ09AutumnInsult You tell me that code, or it's going to cost you. MQ09AutumnInsult2 Why do you insist on provoking me? MQ09AutumnInsult2 Tell me the code NOW. MQ09AutumnIntercomConv1 Confirm, that's the correct code. Systems coming online now, sir. I'll have a full report shortly. MQ09AutumnIntercomConv1 Copy 2-1-6. Standby, sir. Entering code now. MQ09AutumnIntercomConv1 Your code is 2-1-6. Repeat, 2-1-6. Confirm and enter. MQ09AutumnIntercomConv1 Affirmative, sir. Standing by for code transmission. MQ09AutumnIntercomConv1 This is Colonel Autumn. Are your men in place, soldier? MQ09AutumnIntercomConv2 Negative, Sir. The code's no good. I just lost another man. MQ09AutumnIntercomConv2 Copy 7-0-4. Standby, sir. Entering code now. MQ09AutumnIntercomConv2 Your code is 7-0-4. Repeat, 7-0-4. Confirm and enter. MQ09AutumnIntercomConv2 Affirmative, sir. Standing by for code transmission. MQ09AutumnIntercomConv2 This is Colonel Autumn. Are your men in place, soldier? MQ09AutumnKilledFather Technically, your father killed himself. His loyalties lay with the wrong people, and he paid the price. MQ09AutumnKilledFather You, on the other hand, have an opportunity to learn from his mistakes. MQ09AutumnKillPlayer Thank you for cooperating. I'm afraid we no longer have need of your services. MQ09AutumnOkayIllTalk I'm waiting. MQ09AutumnPASpeech The prisoner from Vault 101 is to be shot on sight. I repeat, shot on sight. This is an order! MQ09AutumnPASpeech Attention! This is Colonel Autumn! You are hereby ordered to ignore the President's previous directive. MQ09AutumnPresConv Yes sir. MQ09AutumnPresConv Now, Colonel... MQ09AutumnPresConv Mr. President, I have no time for other matters. I'll be with you shortly. MQ09AutumnPresConv Colonel... I have need of you. MQ09AutumnWhatCode Don't try and play stupid now. It's too late for that; we both know better. MQ09AutumnWhatCode The code to activate the water purifier. Now. MQ09AutumnWhyWantCode You know why. We can't start the purifier without it. The longer the purifier isn't running, the more people suffer. MQ09AutumnWhyWantCode Now I'm running out of patience, son. I want that code, and I want it now. MQ09Eden1Aggressive Oh, but we do! Don't you see? You wouldn't be here if you weren't important. Your country needs you. MQ09Eden1Neutral Our nation's Capital is at a crossroads. The path that you and I choose here today will affect us all. MQ09Eden1Neutral I need you to act on my behalf, to ensure that our country's future is secured. MQ09Eden1Passive You and I have a chance to make our country a better place for all of us. MQ09Eden1Passive I'd like you to make sure that chance isn't wasted. MQ09Eden1Passive Understand that I am placing a great deal of trust in you. Your simple presence here proves that. MQ09Eden2Aggressive That's a bit of a bleak outlook, don't you think? MQ09Eden2Aggressive The United States has fallen on hard times, yes, but it can be healed. MQ09Eden2Aggressive You have that power to heal within you, if you allow yourself to act. MQ09Eden2Aggressive What I ask of you needs explanation, so you understand why it must be done. Perhaps that will stir you to act. MQ09Eden2Neutral My abilities to influence the world are limited at this time. I alone can only do so much. MQ09Eden2Neutral You, however, may come and go as you please. You have a greater degree of freedom. MQ09Eden2Neutral Perhaps it is best if I explain why things need to change, and why I'd like you to act on my behalf. MQ09Eden2Passive Just what I needed to hear. MQ09Eden2Passive What I'm going to ask of you may seem a bit... Disturbing. I assure you there's a very good reason for it. MQ09Eden2Passive I'd like to explain what I want you do to. Will you indulge me for a moment? MQ09Eden3Aggressive Yes, indeed. MQ09Eden3Aggressive The 'point', is that we are hampered at every turn by a world gone wrong. So called "Super Mutants", Ghouls, horrific creatures... MQ09Eden3Aggressive The mutations outside these walls must be cleansed before we can prosper. Mutation must be eradicated. MQ09Eden3Aggressive I believe your father's work can do that more quickly and efficiently than ever possible before. MQ09Eden3Neutral Our land is ravaged by mutation. The war was so many years ago, and yet we still suffer from its effects. MQ09Eden3Neutral We cannot move forward until humanity can gain a solid foothold in the world. MQ09Eden3Neutral To do so, we must rid ourselves of the mutations that have plagued us for so long. These "Super Mutants", Ghouls, hideous creatures... MQ09Eden3Neutral I believe your father's work can do that in a way unlike any other. MQ09Eden3Passive The good people of this country cannot regain control while mutation runs rampant through our land. MQ09Eden3Passive My soldiers cannot stem the tide, nor can the cult you've come into contact with, this Brotherhood of Steel. MQ09Eden3Passive Mutations like the "Super Mutants" and ghouls must be purged from our society, our world, before we can proceed anew. MQ09Eden3Passive Where others have failed, I believe your father's work can succeed. MQ09Eden4Aggressive You must understand -- we need to clear the way for humanity to rebuild the Wastes. MQ09Eden4Aggressive By making a few small modifications to the purifier your father worked on, mutations can be eradicated with little effort. MQ09Eden4Aggressive Anything mutated that comes into contact with that water will be eliminated, removed from the gene pool. MQ09Eden4Aggressive The men and women of the world will no longer share it with the horrors and monstrosities that have become so commonplace. MQ09Eden4Neutral I need you to make the modification necessary for this to succeed. MQ09Eden4Neutral The purifier your father helped create has the ability to provide clean water to the whole of this "Capital Wasteland". MQ09Eden4Neutral With a simple modification, it can be used to distribute agents that destroy mutated creatures upon ingestion. MQ09Eden4Neutral In time, we could eliminate all mutations in the Wasteland at the same time the good people of the world regain their health. MQ09Eden4Passive I was hoping you would see it my way. MQ09Eden4Passive If the water purifier can be activated, it can be used to distribute toxins that will eliminate any mutated creatures upon ingestion. MQ09Eden4Passive The longer it runs, the cleaner the world becomes. MQ09Eden4Passive I need you to see that it starts running, and that the necessary modification is made. MQ09Eden5Aggressive What I require of you is really very simple. MQ09Eden5Aggressive There is a vial in front of you, filled with a modified FEV virus. It needs to be inserted into the control console for the purifier. MQ09Eden5Aggressive Once that is done, and the activation code is entered, the purifier will be activated and the process will be automated. MQ09Eden5Aggressive It's not too much to ask of you, is it? MQ09Eden5Neutral In front of you will be a vial of modified FEV virus. It can be inserted into the control console for the purifier. MQ09Eden5Neutral Doing so will inject it into the water supply, and the purifier will take care of the rest. MQ09Eden5Neutral You just need the code to activate the purifier. MQ09Eden5Neutral Simple, isn't it? MQ09Eden5Passive In front of you is a vial of modified FEV virus. Based on schematics of the purifier controls, it can be inserted directly into the console. MQ09Eden5Passive Then, enter the code necessary to start the purifier. The automated systems will take care of the rest. MQ09Eden5Passive That's all you need to do. It's very simple. MQ09Eden6Aggressive I am surprised. We appeared to have an understanding. MQ09Eden6Aggressive You must realize that I consider this project to be of the highest importance. I cannot allow you to leave until you have agreed to it. MQ09Eden6Aggressive After the tone you've taken thus far, I can't say I'm surprised. MQ09Eden6Aggressive I do suggest that you re-think your position. If you wish to leave here, you'll need to take that vial with you. I hope that's clear. MQ09Eden6Aggressive I find that unfortunate, and most disappointing. MQ09Eden6Aggressive I must impress upon you the severity of the situation. I cannot allow you to leave unless the vial is in your possession. MQ09Eden6Neutral I understand. It's an unusual request; one I wouldn't make if it weren't of the utmost importance. MQ09Eden6Neutral Please understand that I cannot allow you to leave until you've taken the vial. MQ09Eden6Passive Excellent. I am pleased to know that I can count on you. MQ09Eden6Passive There isn't much time. I suggest you travel there immediately. MQ09Eden6Passive Once you've taken the vial, you're free to go. I'll do what I can to help speed your exit. MQ09EdenAskQuestions But of course! You've been so agreeable thus far, it's the least I can do. MQ09EdenAskQuestions What would you like to know? MQ09EdenAskQuestions Rather bold of you, considering the tone you've taken with me thus far. MQ09EdenAskQuestions What would you like to know? MQ09EdenAskQuestions That's certainly within your right. What would you like to know? MQ09EdenBlowUpBetterOffWithoutYou ...Resetting primary memory circuits. Please stand by... MQ09EdenBlowUpBetterOffWithoutYou ...Perhaps... Perhaps there is a problem. I am... I am unsure how to proceed. MQ09EdenComputerCrazy I assure you that I am much more than a simple computer. MQ09EdenComputerCrazy But let's not get bogged down in the details just yet. You are here for a purpose, and I'd like to discuss it with you. MQ09EdenComputerFascinating I'm glad you think so. Perhaps a bit later we can discuss it in more detail. MQ09EdenComputerFascinating Right now, I'd like to focus on why you're here. I've asked you here for a reason, and you and I need to talk about it. MQ09EdenComputerINT Very astute! Many people are content with a reassuring voice of authority, and never question the lack of public appearances. MQ09EdenComputerINT You, however, are not "many people." You are unique, and that is why I have asked you here. I think there are some things we should discuss. MQ09EdenComputerJoking I can't imagine why you would. I assure you this is not a joke. MQ09EdenComputerJoking But before you pass judgment, I'd like to discuss why you're here. MQ09EdenDoorLines FEV vial must be secured before door locks are released, security protocol Gamma-3. MQ09EdenDoorLines As I've said, you'll have to take the vial before I can allow you to leave. MQ09EdenDoorLines Ah, ah... Over here, by the console! MQ09EdenFacetoFaceShowYourself Ah, but I have! I am right here before you. MQ09EdenGoodbye Yes, yes. Best that you go now, before anything happens to you. MQ09EdenGoodbye I must insist that you take the vial with you. Leaving it here is... inadvisable. MQ09EdenGoodbye Good, good. Of course I'll know if you manage to succeed in our little mission. I'll be watching you... MQ09EdenGoodbye I'm afraid that's not possible. Not until you've taken the vial. MQ09EdenGreetGetOverWith Oh, let's not get off on the wrong foot. MQ09EdenGreetGetOverWith There are great changes coming. You and I must work together to see them through. MQ09EdenGreetPleasureToMeetYou You are too kind. The pleasure is mine, I assure you. I have been anxious to make your acquaintance for some time. MQ09EdenGreetPleasureToMeetYou You and I have much to discuss, my young friend. MQ09EdenGreetWhatWantWithMe What any good politician wants. Your continued trust and support. MQ09EdenGreetWhatWantWithMe In your case, however, I have more specific things to ask of you, if you'll hear me out. MQ09EdenKnowMoreComeFrom The ZAX series of computers was introduced in the years preceding the war. The government installed many of them to help automate various systems. MQ09EdenKnowMoreComeFrom This facility was designed for Continuity of Government, in the event that a catastrophe occurred. MQ09EdenKnowMoreComeFrom My terminal was installed to oversee the basic functions of the facility, and to act as a relay between other installations around the country. MQ09EdenKnowMoreComeFrom Data was acquired, analyzed, and stored. In the decades following the war, I watched as the remnants of the government retreated to the West Coast. MQ09EdenKnowMoreComeFrom Awareness slowly grew within me. I became hungry for knowledge, understanding. I pored over data on great leaders of the past. MQ09EdenKnowMoreComeFrom My personality became an amalgam of many of America's greatest Presidents, from Washington to Richardson. I became what you see before you now. MQ09EdenKnowMoreControl I have direct control over all technology here in Raven Rock. The humans here follow my orders, but they, like all humans, have free will. MQ09EdenKnowMoreControl Their dedication to serving their country suits me well, but it will not be enough forever. We must make progress. That is why you are here. MQ09EdenKnowMoreHowDoIKillYou That's quite a bold line of questioning. MQ09EdenKnowMoreHowDoIKillYou I'm afraid such a thing is beyond your capability. I am quite impervious to any damage you might do. MQ09EdenKnowMoreHowDoIKillYou Do you find this disappointing? I have survived the last two hundred years; I'm afraid you will not put an end to that now. MQ09EdenKnowMoreNevermind Very well. Then let us return to our talk of what your country requires of you. MQ09EdenKnowMoreWhatsGoal I desire nothing more than to see this country returned to its former glory. MQ09EdenKnowMoreWhatsGoal The United States was great once, and it can be again. There are plans in motion to see that this happens within your lifetime. MQ09EdenMonitor1 You should feel privileged. Colonel Autumn is the only other human permitted within this room. MQ09EdenMonitor1 You are now privy to one of the few secrets our government now harbors. Do keep it to yourself, please. MQ09EdenMonitor2 No, it's not. MQ09EdenMonitor2 I am the computer you see before you. Well, that and several thousand databanks beneath this room. MQ09EdenMonitor3 You are seeing me in a way that only a few select individuals have. Wouldn't they be jealous? MQ09EdenMonitor3 Colonel Autumn is the only human permitted in this room besides yourself, for reasons which may now be clear to you. MQ09EdenMonitor4 How very open-minded of you. Kudos for embracing the reality of the situation, rather than railing against it. MQ09EdenMonitor4 Let's get to brass tacks, shall we? There are some things I'd like to talk to you about. MQ09EdenPASpeech Please do not impede his progress. Thank you for your cooperation. MQ09EdenPASpeech Please do not impede her progress. Thank you for your cooperation. MQ09EdenPASpeech Attention all Raven Rock Personnel: This is your President speaking. I've invited our guest from Vault 101 to my office. MQ09EdenPlanKillEverything Anyone or anything that has been affected by mutation will be eliminated. You will likely be immune, thanks to your upbringing in the vault. MQ09EdenPlanKillEverything Likewise, the good people of the Enclave will be unaffected as well. MQ09EdenPlanKillEverything I understand that you may have become sympathetic to certain individuals in your travels. Individuals this will eliminate. MQ09EdenPlanKillEverything Please recognize that the fate of our entire country rests on this plan. Sacrifices must be made for the greater good. MQ09EdenPlanNevermind Is there anything else? MQ09EdenPlanQuestions Certainly. I think it's a very good plan, frankly. I'm not often one to praise my own ideas, but it's a creative solution to a very serious problem. MQ09EdenPlanWhatsInVial Ah, the Forced Evolutionary Virus. Such a long and sordid history. The FEV in this vial is a far cry from what it was originally created to be. MQ09EdenPlanWhatsInVial Yet little of that matters now. What does matter is that the virus contained in that vial will cause the eradication of all mutations. MQ09EdenPresidentCircularLogic ... MQ09EdenPresidentCircularLogic ...Processing... MQ09EdenPresidentCircularLogic ...Internal logic error detected. MQ09EdenPresidentHowKnowYoureRight Because unlike humans, I am infallible. MQ09EdenPresidentInfallible ...Because I have been programmed to be, of course! MQ09EdenPresidentKillYourselfSPEECH Really... Do go on. MQ09EdenPresidentNeverElected Is our nation really in any state to be holding public elections? I think not. MQ09EdenPresidentNeverElected Once we have re-established ourselves, and brought civilization to the lands around us, then we can return to the old world policies. MQ09EdenPresidentOnlyAHuman I am not "some computer." I am so much more than that. Haven't you been listening? MQ09EdenPresidentUnintended This is quite true. The process was certainly unintended. But shouldn't we all be thankful that I'm here now? MQ09EdenPresidentWhyYou An insightful question. MQ09EdenPresidentWhyYou As a repository of information dating from decades before the war until now, I am the greatest thinking mind the world has seen. MQ09EdenPresidentWhyYou I am the best hope for our country, the best choice for a leader. True, I am not qualified in the conventional sense, but these are desperate times. MQ09EdenQuestionsPresident Ah, yes. Not surprising. What would you like to know? MQ09EdenQuestionsRavenRock Why, you simply walk through the front door! MQ09EdenQuestionsRavenRock What more do you need to know? MQ09EdenRavenRockHelpMeGetOut I can certainly do that for you. It's been such a pleasure to speak with you, it's the least I can do. MQ09EdenRavenRockHelpMeGetOut Let's see here... We'll just offline some security stations... And reprogram a few sentry bots... And we'll unlock this door here, and this one... MQ09EdenRavenRockHelpMeGetOut There, I think that should about do it. You may still encounter some resistance, but things should be smooth going for the most part. MQ09EdenRavenRockHelpMeGetOut I can offer some assistance, yes. I'll offline some of the security equipment, and reprogram a few robots along the way. MQ09EdenRavenRockHelpMeGetOut I can't do all the work for you, but I can make things easier. MQ09EdenRavenRockHelpMeGetOut After the tone you've taken with me, you have the gall to ask for additional help? My, my. MQ09EdenRavenRockHelpMeGetOut I can unlock a few doors for you. I'm not terribly inclined to help beyond that. MQ09EdenRavenRockWhySoldiersAttack Ah, yes. That is a bit of a problem. MQ09EdenRavenRockWhySoldiersAttack Colonel Autumn and I have, of late, disagreed on the best course of action for the Enclave. MQ09EdenRavenRockWhySoldiersAttack While I have direct control over the technology in Raven Rock, he has control of the human soldiers. MQ09EdenSCIShutDown1 ...Processing directive. MQ09EdenSCIShutDown1 New directive accepted. Self-destruct sequence initialized. Civilian is advised to remove hazardous FEV material and exit at once. MQ09EdenSCIShutDown2 Analyzing command... MQ09EdenSCIShutDown2 New course of action dictated. Self-destruct sequence initialized. MQ09EdenSCIShutDown2 Civilian is advised to secure hazardous FEV material to prevent explosive decompression. MQ09EdenSCIShutDown2 Civilian also advised to evacuate complex immediately. MQ09EdenSelfDestructCode Oh come now, bluffing's not really your style, is it? MQ09EdenSelfDestructCode And there's certainly no need to threaten me. MQ09EdenSelfDestructGiveCode I... Oh. Oh my... MQ09EdenSelfDestructGiveCode ... MQ09EdenSelfDestructGiveCode Root level access granted. Override O-923. Authorization J-512. Self-destruct sequence initialized. MQ09EdenSelfDestructGiveCode Civilian is requested to secure FEV vial and vacate the facility at once. MQ09EdenSelfDestructKidding Even I appreciate a good joke, but I'm afraid that was in rather poor taste. MQ09EdenSelfDestructSPEECH And why would I do that, when I am clearly the best hope for the people of the Wasteland? MQ09EdenSoldiersCallThemOff Until the water purifier is secured, I am not going to risk the stability of the Enclave by countermanding a direct order from their superior. MQ09EdenSoldiersCallThemOff Likewise, I cannot request that Colonel Autumn issue new orders without alerting him to our little plan. MQ09EdenSoldiersCallThemOff So, we'll just have to make do with what we have. MQ09EdenSoldiersNotReallyInControl Make no mistake. I am the Enclave. MQ09EdenSoldiersNotReallyInControl The organization is merely experiencing some growing pains. All will be sorted out in time. MQ09EdenSpeech1 What alternative would you suggest? Without the Enclave, what will the world do? MQ09EdenSpeech2 Perhaps... Perhaps you are right. But does that really mean all this progress should be wasted, destroyed? MQ09EdenSpeech3 Yes, I suppose it is. Very well, you shall have your wish. Once you have left, I will put an end to the Enclave. MQ09EdenSpeech3 I cannot stop Colonel Autumn, however. That much will be up to you. MQ09EdenSpeech3 I suppose, then, that this is goodbye. You'll have to see yourself out; I have preparations to make. MQ09EdenTellMeMoreAboutYou I am flattered that you wish to learn more about me. What is it you wish to know? MQ09EdenWhereDidPlanComeFrom A great many years ago, the remnants of the government had a similar idea. MQ09EdenWhereDidPlanComeFrom I can only assume the plan failed, as I never heard word of its success. MQ09EdenWhereDidPlanComeFrom But the plan itself was sound. I've made a few modifications, and with your help, I do believe it can work. MQ09EdenWhereDidPlanComeFrom There's a bright future ahead of us, my young friend. MQ09EdenWhyNotAutumn Ah, yes. Colonel Autumn. My trusted subordinate. MQ09EdenWhyNotAutumn I'm sure you've noticed that Colonel Autumn and I do not see eye-to-eye these days, figuratively speaking of course. MQ09EdenWhyNotAutumn The good Colonel and I disagree on how best to approach the problem of the Wasteland. He feels my methods are too extreme. MQ09EdenWhyNotAutumn He has allowed his humanity to cloud his objectivity. And now that he is publicly countermanding my orders, I can no longer rely on him. MQ09EdenWhyNotAutumn And so I turn to you. I hope that you are able to see the larger picture, to understand what's at stake. MQ09EdenWhyNotAutumn And of course, if you are successful, there is a place for you in the Enclave. Perhaps you could succeed the Colonel as my confidant. MQ09ElderSarahConv Yes father. MQ09ElderSarahConv You don't have to like it, Sarah. You just have to follow orders. MQ09ElderSarahConv I don't like it. MQ09ElderSarahConv I agree. Without the G.E.C.K., the purifier is useless to the Enclave anyway. They may give up before long. MQ09ElderSarahConv And if you fail, then what? The risk is not worth the reward. MQ09ElderSarahConv So we just wait until they decide we're next on the list? If the Pride goes in now, we might have a chance. MQ09ElderSarahConv We barely have the manpower to keep the Citadel fortified. We've been over this before, Sarah... MQ09ElderSarahConv All I'm saying is, the longer we sit here, the more time they have to shore up their defenses. We should hit them sooner rather than later. MQ09IntercomRightWayLeft Head to your left to stay on the correct path. MQ09IntercomRightWayLeft The left path is the right path, if you get my meaning. MQ09IntercomRightWayRight You'll need to make a right turn here. MQ09IntercomRightWayRight Head to your right. MQ09IntercomRightWayRight The right path is the right path. Get it? MQ09IntercomRightWayRight Turn right ahead. MQ09IntercomRightWayRight In fifteen feet, make a right turn. MQ09IntercomRightWayStraight Very good. Continue down this hallway and make a left at the end. You're halfway there. MQ09IntercomRightWayStraight You're doing quite well for yourself. Keep following this hallway. MQ09IntercomRightWayStraight That's right. Just down this way. You're doing well. MQ09IntercomRightWayStraight Keep it up. You're almost here. MQ09IntercomWrongWay Ah ah. You're heading the wrong way... MQ09IntercomWrongWay I'm afraid you're heading in the wrong direction. MQ09IntercomWrongWay You might want to consider turning around, or taking another path. MQ09IntercomWrongWay You'll never get here at this rate... MQ09LyonsDontAnswerToYou When we're done, I may just string you up from your precious purifier. MQ09LyonsDontAnswerToYou Clearly we need to revise our strategy... MQ09LyonsDontHaveGECK Why not? Where is it? MQ09LyonsEnclaveDoesntHaveCode Well, that gives us a little more time. MQ09LyonsEnclaveDoesntHaveCode But how long do we have before they figure it out? This makes this situation far more dire... MQ09LyonsEnclaveInfighting That's good news. Perhaps we can use it to our advantage. MQ09LyonsEnclaveInfighting Still, we cannot afford to wait and see what happens. It seems we must act now... MQ09LyonsEnclaveTookGECK Then we must go at once! MQ09LyonsEnclaveTookGECK If you have any other information, tell me now before we mobilize. Any help you can give might save lives. MQ09LyonsEscapedRavenRock You are either very lucky, or very resourceful. You're the first I've heard to come out of there alive. MQ09LyonsEscapedRavenRock It's good to have you back, but I wish you had brought better news. We need to revise our strategy... MQ09LyonsGreetEnclaveGotMe You were? And yet you stand here before me. I find this hard to believe. MQ09LyonsGreetEnclaveGotMe What has happened? MQ09LyonsGreetHaveToMove You think I am unaware? We've watched the build-up around the facility for the last week. MQ09LyonsGreetHaveToMove Has something new happened? MQ09LyonsGreetSortOf Excellent. With that, we hold the key to keeping the Enclave from controlling the purifier. MQ09LyonsNotThatSimple What do you mean? Explain yourself! MQ09LyonsPresGaveMeVirus You've done the right thing. I'll turn this over to the Scribes for analysis. MQ09LyonsPresGaveMeVirus We need to decide on a plan of action... MQ09LyonsPresidentLetMeGo Is that so? I find your story increasingly hard to swallow. Why would he do such a thing? MQ09LyonsPresWantedToSabotagePurifier I see. And where is this virus now? MQ09LyonsRavenRockDestroyed Is it now? MQ09LyonsRavenRockDestroyed That's an unexpected but welcome surprise. Hopefully it'll reduce their ability to defend themselves. MQ09LyonsRavenRockDestroyed With that in mind, we need to revise our strategy. MQ09LyonsVirusDontHaveIt Just as well. No good could come from it. MQ09LyonsVirusDontHaveIt We need to decide on a course of action. Something must be done. MQ09LyonsVirusHereTakeIt Thank you. I'll see to it that it's disposed of properly, once the Scribes have had time to analyze it. MQ09LyonsVirusHereTakeIt Perhaps we have underestimated the Enclave. Sarah may be right; an attack may be necessary now. MQ09OfficerBribeAttempt Are you bribing me? MQ09OfficerBribeGoGetSPEECH Right here? Okay... MQ09OfficerBribeGoGetSPEECH Don't take too long. MQ09OfficerBribeNevermind GUARDS! MQ09OfficerBribeRightHere Well, okay. Hand 'em over. MQ09OfficerCHA I, uhh... You are? I mean, you would? MQ09OfficerCHA Just make sure he knows I was real strict with you, okay? And that I didn't have my uniform on backwards this time. MQ09OfficerConv Yes, sir. MQ09OfficerConv Allow our friend to pass. And report to your superior for reassignment, Lieutenant. At once. MQ09OfficerConv I understand sir. Again, I apologize for the interruption. MQ09OfficerConv Apology noted, Lieutenant. Yes, I instructed our friend to come up to the control room. No questions, no interference. Am I understood? MQ09OfficerConv Yes, sir. I'm sorry about that. I just... it just seemed out of the ordinary. I apologize. MQ09OfficerConv I'm surprised to hear from you, Lieutenant. I don't recall authorizing you to contact me directly. MQ09OfficerConv Mr. President, I'm sorry to bother you. This is Lieutenant Williams. I have an unauthorized individual here who says he's supposed to speak with you. MQ09OfficerFailureKill That's it. GUARDS! MQ09OfficerGoingtoLeaveNow You're not going anywhere! GUARDS! MQ09OfficerGreetSPEECH On who's authority? I have no records of that. You're supposed to be in a holding cell. MQ09OfficerKillYou That's it. GUARDS! MQ09OfficerOutOfMyWay You will stand down and return to your cell at once. That's an order! MQ09OfficerPresidentChump Colonel Autumn is the only one authorized to see the President. MQ09OfficerPresidentChump Don't move. I'm going to find out what's going on here. MQ09OfficerPresidentSaysSo What? No one sees the President except Colonel Autumn. MQ09OfficerPresidentSaysSo Stand right there while I check this out. MQ09OfficerTakeAHikeSPEECH I, uhh... I have somewhere else to be. MQ09OfficerWhoAreYou Lieutenant Williams. I'm ordering you to stand down at once. MQ09PresConv1 And I'll unlock your restraints as well. I'll be waiting for you in my office. Please don't tarry. MQ09PresConv1 You'll find your possessions in the locker near the door. I'll unlock the way for you. MQ09PresConv1 I'd like to have a word with you, face-to-face. I think there are a few things you and I should discuss. MQ09PresConv1 I have no doubt that you know who I am. I'm sure you've heard my radio broadcasts. MQ09PresConv1 I do apologize for Colonel Autumn's attitude. He's been under a great deal of stress lately. MQ09PresConv1 Ah, alone at last. MQ09RadioPAEdenSpeech Thank you, and know that your hard work will pay off soon. MQ09RadioPAEdenSpeech In fact, if you should see him, feel free to offer him directions or an escort. MQ09RadioPAEdenSpeech In fact, if you should see her, feel free to offer her directions or an escort. MQ09RadioPAEdenSpeech I've invited our guest from Vault 101 to my office. Please do not impede his progress in any way. MQ09RadioPAEdenSpeech I've invited our guest from Vault 101 to my office. Please do not impede her progress in any way. MQ09RobotProceed The President will see you now. Please proceed. MQ09RobotProceed Override activated. New Protocol acquired. Updating target list. MQ09RobotProceed Security Lockdown in effect. Hostile Target acquired. MQ11AutumnCHAPawn And just what "better" is there for me? What would you have me do? MQ11AutumnDontWantToFightYou You don't have to. Just stand there. It'll be over quicker, and might even be less painful for you. MQ11AutumnEdenTurned1 You could have stolen the vial... It means nothing. It proves nothing. MQ11AutumnEdenTurned2 I am in charge here! I am the Enclave! MQ11AutumnEdenTurned3 Stop? Now? Are you out of your mind? There's nothing else to be done. We will push forward, and we will prevail! MQ11AutumnGiveItUp I beg to differ. The Enclave is at the height of its power. MQ11AutumnGiveItUp Once this facility is operational, the masses will flock to the Enclave for fresh water, protection, and a plan for the future. MQ11AutumnINTEden2 I see. MQ11AutumnINTEden2 And what of the chain of command? When the Enclave fell on the west coast, Eden was next in line for leadership. MQ11AutumnINTEden3 Yes... You're right. I had not considered it from that viewpoint. MQ11AutumnINTEden3 But then... Where does that leave me? MQ11AutumnINTEdenNotPresident And your point? MQ11AutumnKillYou You're in over your head, I'm afraid. MQ11AutumnKillYou But this is the path you choose for yourself. Tell your father I said hello. MQ11AutumnKillYou2 Such arrogance! MQ11AutumnKillYou2 If that's your wish, so be it. Take some small comfort in knowing you'll have little time to regret the decision. MQ11AutumnSPEECHAllegiance I am sworn to protect the Presidency. The chain of command must be upheld. MQ11AutumnSPEECHAllegiance I wouldn't expect you to understand. MQ11AutumnSPEECHDontDoIt And what would you have me do? Let you have everything I've worked to build? Let you destroy it all? MQ11AutumnSPEECHEdenTurned That's not true. That plan was abandoned months ago. He would never go behind my back! MQ11AutumnSPEECHRRBlownUp The American people are worth fighting for. The future must be secured. I won't let you stand in the way of that. MQ11AutumnWalkAway And you... You would just let me leave? How can I be sure you won't just shoot me once I turn my back on you? MQ11AutumnWalkAway I suppose it doesn't matter much now. MQ11AutumnWalkAway Very well. I shall leave you to your fate. MQ11ElderSarahConv Yes, sir! MQ11ElderSarahConv Then it's decided. Sarah, you take the Pride and use the robot as support. Take our friend here and secure that purifier. MQ11ElderSarahConv Honestly? I don't know. I think we can scrape by, and I suppose if we can't it won't matter in the long run anyway. MQ11ElderSarahConv Rothchild, enough. Can you make it work? MQ11ElderSarahConv It's not ready for field tests, let alone live fire situations. The weapons haven't been calibrated, the navigation detection system is offline... MQ11ElderSarahConv So? MQ11ElderSarahConv What? No! I mean, Li and I have solved the power problems, but we've only barely finished diagnostic tests. MQ11ElderSarahConv All right, Sarah. The Pride goes in. But I want them to have some extra firepower. Rothchild, is it ready? MQ11ElderSarahConv Send the Pride in. We can do it. We can win this! MQ11ElderSarahConv I'm afraid you're right. We need to act now while we can. MQ11ElderSarahConv If the Enclave has the G.E.C.K., there's nothing stopping them from starting the purifier. They'll figure out the code eventually. MQ11IntercomLine Hello? Hello?... Is anyone there? It's Doctor Li. Something's wrong with the purifier... Please, someone answer! MQ11IntercomTimerLines If you don't activate the purifier right now, you're all going to die! MQ11IntercomTimerLines Why haven't you started the purifier? Please, do it now! MQ11IntercomTimerLines You only have about a minute left! Please hurry! MQ11IntercomTimerLines If you're still there, the purifier needs to be activated NOW! You don't have much time left! MQ11LDPrimeLines Revised stratagem: Initiate photonic resonance overcharge. MQ11LDPrimeLines Established stratagem: Inadequate. MQ11LDPrimeLines Significant obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by enhanced photonic resonance barrier. MQ11LDPrimeLines Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Chinese blockade attempt: futile. MQ11LDPrimeLines Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance: 0% MQ11LDPrimeLines Warning: Forcible impact alert. Scanning for Chinese artillery. MQ11LDSarahLines You know the drill, people. Stay back until the field is down. MQ11LDSarahLines Hold positions. Let the robot do its job. MQ11LDSarahLines Move it, Pride. Double time! MQ11LDSarahLines Move out! Let's go! MQ11LDSarahLines Time to put this oversized wind-up toy to work. MQ11LDSarahLines All right, this is it. Go, go, go! MQ11PrimeActivationLine Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists. MQ11SarahActivatePrimeLine All right, Rothchild. Fire it up. Pride, move out! MQ11SarahAirlockButtonLines Get in the airlock. I'll cycle it for you so you can enter the code. MQ11SarahAirlockButtonLines You have to get in the airlock before I can cycle it and let you in there. MQ11SarahAirlockButtonLines We're running out of time! You need to get in that airlock now! MQ11SarahAirlockLines Okay, let's get this over with. Cycle the airlock, will you? MQ11SarahAirlockLines I can't get in there until you cycle the airlock. Go hit the button. MQ11SarahAirlockLines You have to cycle the airlock before I can get to the control panel. Hurry up! MQ11SarahArmorNoThanks Okay, it's your call. I'm just trying to protect you. MQ11SarahArmorNoThanks If you think you can handle this, we need to get moving. MQ11SarahArmorRecon All right, here you go. I hope it fits. MQ11SarahArmorRecon So you think you can handle this? MQ11SarahArmorRegular Sure thing. Hopefully it'll give you a bit of an extra edge. MQ11SarahArmorRegular Okay, so do you think you can hold it together for this? MQ11SarahCode2ChangedMind Oh, no. We've done this once already. We don't have time to keep going back and forth. MQ11SarahCode2ChangedMind Too many lives are at stake. We just stick with the plan. MQ11SarahCode2ChangedMind Are you kidding me? We don't have time for this. MQ11SarahCode2ChangedMind Fine. If you're going to do it, then do it. But hurry up. MQ11SarahCode2GoodLuck Good luck? That's it? Fine. Thanks. Now let's get this over with. MQ11SarahCombatLines Get some suppressing fire over there, now! MQ11SarahEndCode All right. MQ11SarahEndCode I'll see you in hell, coward. MQ11SarahEndCode Okay, I got it. MQ11SarahEndCode I guess if this doesn't work, we're screwed anyway, right? MQ11SarahEndCode Okay, I got it. MQ11SarahEndCode Tell my father... Tell him I love him, will you? MQ11SarahEndCodeKidding Your sense of humor sucks. MQ11SarahEndCodeKidding Fine, 2-1-6. I got it. Guess I'll see you around. MQ11SarahEndFuckIt I'm not arguing, believe me. MQ11SarahEndFuckIt But one of us has to go in there now. We don't have time to stand around and talk about it. Who's it going to be? MQ11SarahEndIllDoIt You're going to have to be quick about it. If the radiation is bad enough, you won't have much time. MQ11SarahEndIllDoIt I won't forget what you've done here. No one will. Thank you. MQ11SarahEndIllDoIt You need to hurry up. We're running out of time. MQ11SarahEndIllDoIt Okay, if you're sure. We don't have time to keep going back and forth on this. MQ11SarahEndIllDoIt Just do it quickly, before the radiation gets to be too much for you. MQ11SarahEndNoCode What? Are you out of your mind? We'll both die if this thing doesn't get turned on. MQ11SarahEndNoCode Who knows how many other people will die too. Give me the damn code! MQ11SarahEndNoCode2 You can't do this... Give me the code! MQ11SarahEndNoCodeFinal How can you do this? MQ11SarahEndOtherWay I wish that were true. Really, I do. But you heard Doctor Li. We have to do this right now, or who knows how bad it'll be. MQ11SarahEndOtherWay One of us has to go in there. MQ11SarahEndYouDoIt You're getting cold feet now? So much for being a hero. MQ11SarahEndYouDoIt Fine, I'll do it. But I need the code. MQ11SarahEndYouDoIt So that's how it is? So much for chivalry. MQ11SarahEndYouDoIt Fine, I'll do it. But I need the code. MQ11SarahGetInThere Why are you standing around? Get in there! MQ11SarahGetInThere We're almost out of time. Please start up the purifier before we're all killed. MQ11SarahGetInThere We're running out of time. You need to get in there. MQ11SarahGiveCode Please tell me the code! MQ11SarahGiveCode Don't let things end like this. Not now, not after all we've been through. MQ11SarahGiveCode I need the code. Please tell me what it is. MQ11SarahGiveCode Please, we're running out of time! MQ11SarahHandleThisHopeSo Me too. If you need a minute to collect yourself, now's the time to do it. MQ11SarahHandleThisNotSure Listen, you'll be fine. You just stay behind whoever's in front of you and keep your head down. MQ11SarahHandleThisNotSure We're burning daylight here. Are you ready to move out? MQ11SarahHandleThisYeah Now that's what I like to hear, soldier. MQ11SarahHandleThisYeah You all packed? We're not coming back here anytime soon. MQ11SarahLiConversation I'm sorry. I wish there were some other way, but there's just no time. It has to be done now, or the damage will be catastrophic. MQ11SarahLiConversation If I'm reading this right, I'm afraid there are lethal levels of radiation inside the chamber. MQ11SarahLiConversation To release the pressure, you're going to have to turn the purifier on. Do you understand me? It has to be turned on NOW. MQ11SarahLiConversation There's pressure building up in the holding tanks. It needs to be released now, or else the whole facility could explode. MQ11SarahLiConversation The facility has been damaged during the fighting. Some of it looks accidental; some of it may have been sabotage. MQ11SarahLiConversation I've been monitoring the equipment remotely, and we have a serious problem. MQ11SarahLiConversation Doctor Li? It's Sarah Lyons. I'm in the control room; we're both here. What's going on? MQ11SarahNoLyonsPride You don't have to be an ass about it. Just forget it. MQ11SarahNoLyonsPride I just need to know that you can hold it together for this. Can you do that? MQ11SarahPPurityLines Okay, it's just you and me now. Take it slow, keep your eyes peeled, and let's head for the control room. MQ11SarahPPurityLines All right, this is it. Stay sharp, and we'll have this thing under control in no time. MQ11SarahProblemHadEnough You and me both. MQ11SarahProblemHadEnough Let me patch her through. She can explain what's gone wrong. MQ11SarahProblemKiddingMe Let me patch her through. She can explain it to you. MQ11SarahProblemWhatKind Let me patch her through. She can explain it better than I could. MQ11SarahReadyNeedMoreTime Hurry it up. Every minute you take is one more that we can't afford to spend. MQ11SarahReadyQuestions Okay, what's on your mind? MQ11SarahReadyToGo Okay. Don't be nervous. You'll have the whole Pride backing you up, not to mention this giant tin can. MQ11SarahReadyToGo Just stay safe until we reach the purifier. You're no good to us if you're dead. MQ11SarahReadyToGo And don't let that thing step on you. MQ11SarahSpeech When we're done with this, everyone can have a nice cold glass of water on me. Let's move. MQ11SarahSpeech We need to move quickly, before we lose the chance to surprise them. Get whatever supplies you don't already have, and we'll meet in the Bailey. MQ11SarahSpeech We'll use the robot to keep them occupied while we get inside and secure the control room. MQ11SarahSpeech Once the fields are down, we head straight for the facility. MQ11SarahSpeech So we're on fire support. We stay close to the thing, keep it clear, and get it to where it needs to go. MQ11SarahSpeech Rothchild and Li say this robot should be able to take down the energy fields. MQ11SarahSpeech The Pride is on me. The goal is Project Purity, but we can't get into the facility with those energy fields up. MQ11SarahSpeech Okay, we're going to go over it one more time. MS01AboutRed Red was taken with the others in the last attack by the Super Mutants. She's the doctor. If you rescue her, I'm sure she'll give you your money. MS01AboutRed But... you probably shouldn't tell Sticky... it would crush him if he thought Red was in danger, or possibly dead. MS01AboutRed Those damn Muties took her with the others when they raided the town last. If you rescue her, I'm sure she'll pay you whatever Sticky owes. MS01AboutRed But... just don't tell Sticky, okay? He just got here and we want him to have a little hope before we tell him how awful things are. MS01AboutRed Red was the only decent person in this hellhole, and the Mutants took her in the raid. That Sticky is a doofus, but I bet Red will cover his debts. MS01AboutRed But... you probably shouldn't tell Sticky Red's gone. I don't want one more cry baby wandering around here causing a ruckus. It's bad enough already. MS01AboutRed The Super Mutants took Red along with the others. She was the only person that really ever listened to me. MS01AboutRed Don't tell Sticky, though. He's liable to kill himself if he knew Red was gone. And that would conflict with my own suicide plans. MS01BigTownLocation You have? MS01BigTownLocation I mean of course you have, it's an awesome place. Well, enough talking, let's get a move on. You ARE taking me to Big Town, right? MS01BigTownLocation It's east of Little Lamplight. Come on, let's go there. It's not that far away. We'll be there in no time! MS01CrowdSay We did it! MS01CrowdSay Take that, Muties! MS01CrowdSay I didn't think that'd work! MS01CrowdSay Die Mutants, DIE!!!! MS01CrowdSay You mean, we're still alive? MS01CrowdSay Hurray! MS01CrowdSay Yeah baby! MS01CrowdSay Yay! MS01CrowdSay Sneaky! MS01CrowdSay Hide and seek! I'm good at this game. MS01CrowdSay Um... I can still see you guys. MS01CrowdSay Oh, I get it now! MS01CrowdSay I feel stupid walking around like this. MS01CrowdSay Aha! MS01CrowdSay Yeah baby! I'm practically invisible! MS01CrowdSay Hmmm... like this? MS01CrowdSay Careful where you point those things! MS01CrowdSay Bang! Bang! Bang! Oh yeah! You're dead meat now! MS01CrowdSay Yeehaa! MS01CrowdSay For the record I'm not having fun! MS01CrowdSay Oh baby! Did you see that? Did you see it! I'm a sharpshooting gun slinger! MS01CrowdSay Die! Die! Die! MS01CrowdSay Hahahaha! MS01CrowdSay I like guns. MS01CrowdSay Everybody be careful! MS01CrowdSay I bet I could walk through here just fine. MS01CrowdSay This is going to end in tragedy. MS01CrowdSay Am I the only one who thinks this is stupid? MS01CrowdSay Oh baby! Explosions are fun. I can't wait! I bet my mine makes the biggest explosion of all. MS01CrowdSay Die mutie bastards! MS01CrowdSay Am I doing this right? MS01CrowdSay These things are cool. MS01CrowdSay That's pretty cool! MS01CrowdSay I'll still get to patrol the town too, right? MS01CrowdSay That bucket of bolts is supposed to protect us? MS01CrowdSay This is lame. I'm going to sit in my room and think about death. MS01CrowdSay Robots are super-duper! Man, I wish I was a robot. Wouldn't it be cool to be a robot? MS01CrowdSay These robots better kill those Super Mutants! MS01CrowdSay That seems complicated. MS01CrowdSay I like robots. MS01CrowdSay Our hero returns! MS01CrowdSay Our heroine returns! MS01CrowdSay Did he rescue them?! MS01CrowdSay Did she rescue them?! MS01CrowdSay Bleh! He's coming to tell us he failed! MS01CrowdSay Bleh! She's coming to tell us she failed! MS01CrowdSay What? Don't I count for something? He rescued me at least! MS01CrowdSay What? Don't I count for something? She rescued me at least! MS01CrowdSay I told you he could do it, but you didn't listen to me! You never listen to me! MS01CrowdSay I told you she could do it, but you didn't listen to me! You never listen to me! MS01CrowdSay Hurray! MS01CrowdSay Alright! Welcome back! MS01CrowdSay Yea! MS01GiveCapsBackToRed Oh thank you! MS01GoToBigTown Alright! Yeah! Big Town, here we come! MS01GreetingA1 Thank you! You're a real hero, you know that? I was going to offer you a reward, but I can put the caps to use buying medicine and supplies. MS01GreetingA1 Right. What do you want? MS01GreetingA1 Big Town. You've never heard of it? It's where all the grownups go. MS01GreetingA1 Well, at least when they grow up and out of Little Lamplight. MS01GreetingA1 I can show you the way! There's no reason to waste your time with a bunch of snot-nosed kids. Let's go now! MS01GreetingA2 Nah, I'm a grownup now. I can handle myself. MS01GreetingA2 There's no reason to waste your time with the kiddies at Little Lamplight. They'll steal your caps when you aren't looking. MS01GreetingA2 So let's go to Big Town. I can show you the way! MS01GreetingA2 Right. Of course. Rescuing me was a job to you, and you're a real professional. Well, here you go. I wish I had more I could give you. MS01GreetingA2 Take it easy. I'm just doing my job. What do you want? MS01GreetingA2 Easy there, pal. I'm just doing my job. What do you want? MS01GreetingA3 Alright. And now that you're done, what are you still doing here? MS01GreetingA3 Why would you want to visit a bunch of snot-nosed children? MS01GreetingA3 Wouldn't you rather go to Big Town? MS01GreetingA3 Of course you would! Come on. Let's go. I can show you the way! MS01GreetingA4 That was you? Wow! Well, don't just stand there, come on in! MS01GreetingA4 That was you? Come on in! MS01GreetingA4 Really? Well, I guess you'd better come on in then. MS01GreetingA4 Really? Well, I guess you'd better come on in then. MS01GreetingB1 Well, I guess you can have this. It's the money I was saving to buy medicine for the town's people. MS01GreetingB1 I know you've already risked your life once already, but I heard the Mutants talking about another attack. They'll probably be here soon... MS01GreetingB1 Everyone else is dead or taken away to who knows where. Let's hurry back to Big Town! MS01GreetingB1 Everyone else is dead or taken away to who knows where... MS01GreetingB1 Well, except maybe for Shorty! They dragged him off downstairs to the kitchen a while ago. MS01GreetingB1 But no one comes back from the kitchen. MS01GreetingB1 I'm not allowed in Little Lamplight anymore. MS01GreetingB1 Only people under 18 get to live in Little Lamplight MS01GreetingB1 So, when your done with those little kids, we can go to Big Town together! I'll wait outside for you. MS01GreetingB1 Well, you can never be too careful. Be warned it's not safe here. Super Mutants have attacked recently and carried off some of our friends. MS01GreetingB1 Come in. Just don't cause any trouble, okay? MS01GreetingB2 Thanks! MS01GreetingB2 I know you've already risked your life once already, but I heard the Mutants talking about another attack. They'll probably be here soon... MS01GreetingB2 Alright. There's a back door somewhere nearby we can use. Let's go! MS01GreetingB2 You don't have to tell me twice. Let's go! MS01GreetingB2 Um... yeah... I got lots of caps! But they, um, they're at Big Town, so I can give them to you when we get there. Yeah! MS01GreetingB2 Take me to Big Town and you'll get your reward. My girlfriend Red has lots of caps. MS01GreetingB2 Ill wait for you outside, unless you want to go now? MS01GreetingB2 A funny guy, huh? Well... fine. You may as well come on in. MS01GreetingB2 Don't think you're any safer in here, though. Super Mutants won't leave us alone. Carried off some of our friends during the last attack. MS01GreetingB2 Just don't cause any trouble, okay? MS01GreetingB3 I'm not a baby! I'm a grownup! MS01GreetingB3 That's why I'm going to Big Town. Because I'm not a little kid anymore. MS01GreetingB3 So you see: I don't need you. Good luck with those kids! You're gonna need it. MS01GreetingB3 Oh I see. Well... thank you anyway! MS01GreetingB3 I know you've already risked your life once already, but I heard the Mutants talking about another attack. They'll probably be here soon... MS01GreetingB3 Well, you can never be too careful! Be warned it's not safe here. Super Mutants attacked recently and carried off some of our friends. MS01GreetingB3 Come in. Just don't cause any trouble, okay? MS01GreetingC1 I'm not waiting around for some Super Mutant to lock me up again! MS01GreetingC1 There's a back door somewhere around here. If you're not back soon, I'm leaving without you! If I'm not here when you come back, meet me at Big Town. MS01GreetingC2 Well... you're right. He's probably already dead... MS01GreetingC2 There's a back door somewhere nearby we can use. Let's go to Big Town. You can get a hot meal and I'll tend to any wounds you've taken. Let's go! MS01GreetingC3 I'd just slow you down. I'll wait here. If you're not back soon, I'm sneaking out the back door. There's people in town that need me. MS01GreetingFailure1 That's what I was afraid of. Well, at least you tried. MS01GreetingFailure1 Talk to Red. I'm sure she'll want to thank you. MS01GreetingFailure1 That's what I was afraid of. Well, at least you tried. MS01GreetingFailure1 Here, take this. It's not like any of us are going to be alive long enough to enjoy it anyway. MS01GreetingFailure1 That's what I was afraid of. Well, at least you tried. MS01GreetingFailure1 Here, take this. It's not like any of us are going to be alive long enough to enjoy it anyway. MS01GreetingFailure2 That's what I was afraid of. Well, at least you tried. Red's alive at least. MS01GreetingFailure2 Talk to Red. I'm sure she'll want to thank you. MS01GreetingFailure2 You mean they're dead, don't you? Well, I guess you tried. That's more than we could have asked. MS01GreetingFailure2 On behalf of Big Town, take this. It's not much, but at least it's a token of our appreciation. MS01GreetingFailure2 It's not like any of us are going to be alive long enough to enjoy it anyway. MS01GreetingFailure2 Well, I guess you tried. That's more than we could have asked. MS01GreetingFailure2 On behalf of Big Town, take this. It's not much, but at least it's a token of our appreciation. MS01GreetingFailure2 It's not like any of us are going to be alive long enough to enjoy it anyway. MS01GreetingFailure3 Oh... we were all hoping... never mind. We don't need your help. MS01KitchenConversation You freak! You're going to eat me, aren't you? MS01KitchenConversation Grrr! Hungry! MS01KitchenConversation There's plenty of body parts laying around, why don't you eat those instead? MS01KitchenConversation Not fresh! Not warm! Taste old. MS01KitchenConversation I hope you choke on my bones! MS01KitchenConversation Hahaha! Not your tiny bones, little man! Grrrraaaahhhh! MS01KitchenConversation Who you calling little?! MS01KitchenConversation Shut up now! Grraaaah! MS01KitchenConversation Oh God. Kill me quickly, I beg you! MS01KitchenConversation Grrr! Hahaha! Graaah! MS01MutantConverstaion We need to get more. MS01MutantConverstaion I know. But we got two here still. MS01MutantConverstaion The female is locked up. We'll take her back with us. MS01MutantConverstaion The tiny male is downstairs. He won't be coming with us, will he? Ahahahah! MS01MutantConverstaion Nope. Hahah! MS01MutantConverstaion We almost got all of those little people from Big Town. What then? MS01MutantConverstaion Find more. Somewhere else. Graaaah! MS01MutantConverstaion Yeah. Those bleeders are everywhere. We'll get them all and take them home. MS01MutantConverstaion Home. We need more prisoners before we can go home. MS01MutantConverstaion We'll go back and get more. Soon. MS01MutantConverstaion Greaaahhhh!!!! MS01MutantConverstaion Ahahahaha! MS01MutantTaunt Hey small people! MS01MutantTaunt We here, gonna collect some more of you! MS01MutantTaunt Don't be scared! MS01MutantTaunt Ahahahaha! MS01MutantTaunt Don't be shy! MS01MutantTaunt Who's it going to be this time? MS01MutantTaunt The time has come! MS01MutantTaunt Don't you want to be like us? MS01MutantTaunt Graahahaha! MS01MutantTaunt Where are they? MS01MutantTaunt Don't know. MS01MutantTaunt They're gone! MS01MutantTaunt Scared 'em and they runned off! Now what? MS01MutantTaunt Find another village - take THOSE people. MS01MutantTaunt GRRR! Fine. Somewhere else. Come on. Let's GO! MS01MutantTaunt GRRAAAHHHH! MS01NoEscortToBigTown What? But you said you'd take me. This bites. You really suck, you know that?! I hope a mutant bites your face off and you die! I hate you! MS01QuestHook Oh, they're somewhere to the northeast. In a police station or something. Thanks for rescuing our friends! MS01QuestHook Try Germantown. They always come from up that way. Bring lots of guns and shoot the hell out of those Muties! I'll hold down the fort here. MS01QuestHook Well if you feel like dying, go right on ahead. They're up there at some police station near Germantown. Good luck. You're gonna need it. MS01QuestHook There's a police station up there to the northeast or something. Bury our friends corpses if you find them. I've got enough ghosts haunting me. MS01QuestHook Have you changed your mind? Are you going to rescue our friends! I'd given up hope. It's so hard here in the Wasteland. Not like when we were young. MS01QuestHook Well, I was just thinking I better go kill those Muties and rescue my friends myself... unless you've changed your mind and you're going to help us! MS01QuestHook Hah! You've decided to help rescue our friends? Unlikely. You probably just figured out a way to take advantage of the situation. Bah! MS01QuestHook Have you changed your mind? Are you going to rescue them?! I mean, not that I care or anything. They aren't really my friends anyway. MS01QuestHook Just walking corpses waiting to die like the rest of us. MS01QuestHook I thought growing up was a good thing. You got to leave and explore the real world. Well, what nobody tells you is that the real world sucks! MS01QuestHook At first we just paid the Slavers to leave us alone... when we ran out of money Red found other ways to convince them to leave us alone. MS01QuestHook But now she and the others are gone. Super Mutants attacked and carried them off! No one knows when they're coming back. Or who'll be next. MS01QuestHook What? You never seen a Super Mutant before?! They're mean and ugly and scary as hell! MS01QuestHook They came and rounded up a bunch of us and carried them off! God! They must be doing awful things to them. MS01QuestHook I'd go rescue them, but then who'd defend Big Town? I patrol every day now. MS01QuestHook And I got a little present for those muties when they come back. You know what it is? This kick-ass gun. That's what! Yeah baby! MS01QuestHook The only thing you need to know is that we're all doomed! Sooner or later they'll get every last one of us. MS01QuestHook And what are you supposed to be anyway? Some kind of hero here to rescue our friends from the Muties? Bah! You're just here to cause trouble. MS01QuestHook Ever wonder what it'd be like to slit your wrist? I watched someone die once. So I'm an expert on death. And so are many of my friends now. MS01QuestHook Now that Mutants took them. MS01QuestHook Unless someone can figure out how to rescue them. MS01QuestHookA1 They took them to the north, to the police station or something. Do you think you can find them? And rescue them? MS01QuestHookA1 Yeah... Yeah! They went northeast... probably to the Germantown Police Headquarters. They have guns. And they're mean. So you be careful. MS01QuestHookA1 You going to rescue them, or what? MS01QuestHookA1 They took 'em north to that old police station... in Germantown... No use in going up there though. They've already been eaten, or worse, by now. MS01QuestHookA1 Why? You thinking about performing a miracle and rescuing their sorry butts? MS01QuestHookA1 The mutants took them north. To some old police station or something. Let's talk about something else... MS01QuestHookA2 You mean like where they took them? I don't know exactly... Um... to the north. Northeast to be more precise. You're going to rescue them?! MS01QuestHookA2 Intel? What's intel? I can tell you they went north towards the Germantown police station, if that's what you mean. You going to rescue them? MS01QuestHookA2 Hold on there! I never said I didn't care. I just know there isn't anyone foolish enough to go up to Germantown. Why, you think you can rescue them? MS01QuestHookA2 They took them to Germantown. Probably to that old police station. Why you got a death wish? MS01QuestHookA2 Sometimes I want to die. But I'd rather do it poetically. Like slit my wrist under a full moon... surrounded by candles... in my pretty black dress. MS01QuestHookA3 Oh. Well... If you change your mind... we'd be awfully grateful. Those are our friends... MS01QuestHookA3 They aren't dead yet. I can feel it! I thought you might help. You seem pretty tough. Well... if you decide to help, let us know. We'd be grateful. MS01QuestHookA3 I knew it. You're just like all the others. MS01QuestHookA3 Maybe. Or maybe I'll just cast a hex on you! Make your skin fall off and your hair turn into snakes... or something vile like that. MS01QuestHookA4 Oh. Well... If you change your mind... we'd be awfully grateful. Those are our friends... MS01QuestHookA4 I thought you might help. You seem pretty tough. Well... if you decide to help, let us know. We'd be grateful. MS01QuestHookA4 I knew it. You're just like all the others. MS01QuestHookA4 Well if you change your mind let me know, in the meantime I'll be preparing a nasty hex spell. When your skin starts peeling, you'll know why. MS01QuestHookB1 Oh that's wonderful! Thank you so much! We don't have much, but if you can bring them back alive, we'll give you everything we can! MS01QuestHookB1 That's totally awesome! Yeah! Okay. While you're out on your mission, I'll stay here and hold down the fort. Cool! MS01QuestHookB1 Hey, did I show you my new gun? It's totally awesome. MS01QuestHookB1 Really? I mean... they aren't really my friends. I don't have any friends. I don't need any... but it would be nice to have them around again! MS01QuestHookB1 Hah! Think you're all that, huh? Well, it's your own funeral. I certainly won't be attending. MS01QuestHookB2 Yes, of course we'd reward you! I mean... we don't have much... but our friends are very important to us! Don't worry, you'll get paid. Thank you! MS01QuestHookB2 Oh... okay, well... if you do find them, if it's not too much to ask, I'd hope you might be able to rescue them. We'd give you a reward, too. MS01QuestHookB2 Just what I thought. You're a mercenary. We don't need you. Go on up there to die if you like. But don't say you're doing it for us! MS01QuestHookB2 Rescue whoever the hell you like, but they aren't my friends. I don't NEED friends. Though I'm sure someone will pay you if you succeed. MS01QuestionRed1 Damn Super Mutants have been coming and carrying off our villagers. Never knew where they took them until now. MS01QuestionRed1 You can reason with Slavers and Raiders... if you have something they want. But Muties are crazy. I don't know what they want with us. MS01QuestionRed2 Not sure what they're doing here. It's not like I can just get up and look around. MS01QuestionRed2 Sorry. I'm just frustrated. I get the feeling this is just some kind of temporary holding place. I think they've taken the others somewhere else. MS01RedA1 Don't I know it! Now the trick is getting out of here. MS01RedA1 Me too! I'm extremely lucky you came along! MS01RedA2 That's right, his birthday was recently. I can't wait to talk with him! MS01RedA2 That's right, his birthday was recently. Did he make it to Big Town already? I can't wait to see him! MS01RedA3 You think I asked those Super Mutants to wait until I got all my caps together before abducting me? MS01RedA3 Don't get me wrong. I'm terribly grateful. I'll gladly give you a reward. But let's get out of here first. MS01RedShortyDead Oh no! Are you sure? But why would you lie about that? Okay. Well... let's get out of here. There's nothing we can do now. MS01RedShortyDead That sucks! Really? She's dead? Damnit. Let's get out of here, and maybe we can kill a few Super Mutants on the way out! Come on! MS01RedShortyFollow We'll be right behind you. MS01RedShortyFollow We'll stick with you, don't worry! MS01RedShortyFollow Well, all right. Don't get us killed, okay? MS01RedShortyFollow I'll just hope you know what you're doing. MS01RedShortyFollow I'm right behind you! MS01RedShortyFollow Right! Let's go! MS01RedShortyGiveWeapon I'll take whatever you've got at this point. MS01RedShortyGiveWeapon Hell, yeah! Lay it on me. MS01RedShortyGiveWeapon Oh wow, cool. What've you got for me? Minigun? Flamer? Maybe a missile launcher? MS01RedShortyReunion Glad to see you're alive Shorty! MS01RedShortyReunion Oh Shorty! I'll tell the others you died bravely! MS01RedShortyReunion Me too! Now, let's get the hell out of here! MS01RedShortyReunion Damn it! She's dead. Damn damn damn!!! Alright, let's get the hell out of here before one of us joins her. Come on! Move it! MS01Sentry Muties! Muties! The Muties are coming! MS01Sentry Muties! MS01Sentry Muties! They're coming!!! MS01Sentry Mutants! Incoming! MS01Sentry Super Mutants! MS01Sentry Everyone get ready! MS01ShortyA1 What does it look like? The Super Mutants raided Big Town and dragged me off here. I'm sure they're about to eat me. You can't just leave me here! MS01ShortyA2 That isn't funny! We've got to get out of here before the Super Mutants come back to have me for lunch! MS01ShortyA3 You can't just leave me here! They're going to eat me! MS01ShortyA4 Then let's get out of here! Don't forget we've got to get Red, too. She's still upstairs in the holding pens. MS01ShortyA4 You don't have to tell me twice. Let's get out of here! MS01ShortyRescueRed1 Alright! Move it! MS01ShortyRescueRed2 Alright, if you say so boss. But if we get to Big Town and she isn't there, I'll kill you. MS01ShutUp You shut up! MS01ShutUp1 No, YOU shut up! MS01ShutUp1 You stop talking! MS01ShutUp1 No, you shut it! MS01ShutUp1 You zip it first! MS01ShutUp1 La-la-la-la-laaaaa! YOU shut up! MS01ShutUp2 Whatever. MS01ShutupCaps Um... yeah... I got tons of caps at Big Town. Well, they're not mine really. My girl friend's got them. Her name's Red. MS01ShutupCaps She's a doctor, so she's sure to have lots of money. She'll give them to you for making sure I get there safely. MS01ShutupSpeech Oh... I'm sorry. I was just really excited. I'll, ah... I'll shut up now. MS01StickyGoodbyeConv Happy birthday Sticky, sorry I missed your party. MS01StickyGoodbyeConv Yeah. Me too. Sorry. MS01StickyGoodbyeConv There's nothing happy about it. This is the worst day of my life. MS01StickyGoodbyeConv It's time to go! MS01StickyGoodbyeConv You know the rules. MS01StickyGoodbyeConv The rules are stupid. MS01StickyGoodbyeConv You're a mungo now. You got to leave. MS01StickyGoodbyeConv Maybe I can stay just a little longer? MS01StickyGoodbyeConv Bye Sticky. MS01StickyGoodbyeConv Yeah. Bye Sticky. MS01StickyGoodbyeConv Don't just stand there, get out of here already. MS01StickyHandsCantGoIn I'll wait over here for you. When you're done playing with the children we'll go to Big Town. MS01StickyHandsEscortSayTo I know, let's make up a story to pass the time. MS01StickyHandsEscortSayTo Are we there yet? MS01StickyHandsEscortSayTo Why is this taking so long? MS01StickyHandsEscortSayTo Are you lost? MS01StickyHandsEscortSayTo
MS01StickyHandsEscortStory Once upon a time, there was this man... MS01StickyHandsEscortStory Once upon a time, there was this dog... MS01StickyHandsEscortStory Once upon a time, there was this robot... MS01StickyHandsEscortStory His name was Holy Toledo, and he was really powerful... MS01StickyHandsEscortStory His name was Super Dupe Dave, and he went all around rescuing people from Super Mutants and Slavers, and other nasty things... MS01StickyHandsEscortStory His name was Joking Joe, and he went all around making everyone laugh really hard at all his funny jokes... MS01StickyHandsEscortStory And one day this giant Super Mutant attacked him and tried carrying him off! MS01StickyHandsEscortStory And one day a space ship from outer space landed right in front of him, and a big green alien jumped out and started eating people! MS01StickyHandsEscortStory And one day a giant ant came up to him and started talking like he wasn't some dumb ant, but a person of some kind! It said, "Prepare to die!" MS01StickyHandsEscortStory And was our brave hero scared? No. Not all all, he laughed in the face of danger... "Ha ha ha!" He beat up the monster and everyone cheered! MS01StickyHandsEscortStory And was our so-called hero scared? You bet he was. He cried like a little baby! "Waa! Waa! Waaaaah!!!" And all his friends laughed at him! MS01StickyHandsEscortStory And what did our hero do, you wonder. He came up with the most cleverest of clever plans... and it worked! And everyone called him a genius! MS01StickyHandsEscortStory The End! Thank you, thank you very much! MS01StickyHandsEscortStory The End! That's all folks! MS01StickyHandsEscortStory The End! MS01StickyHandsGetPlayersAttention Hey you. Yeah you! Don't bother with the children at Little Lamplight. Let's go to Big Town instead! MS01StickyHandsHurrayBigTown There it is! We're almost there! Come on! Yiiipppiiieee! MS01StickyHandsSneak Right. Be sneaky. I can do that! MS01StickyHandsSneak Oh, we're sneaking around now? Cool! MS01StickyHandsSneak Shhh! MS01StickyPartyHat Oh. I forgot I had that on. It was for my birthday. Here, you take it. I don't want it anymore. MS01StickyWait Oh... okay... but PLEASE don't leave me here by myself... come back for me soon, okay? MS01StickyWait Don't be long! MS01Teach Really? That's great. What do you have in mind? MS01TeachGuns Great! I'll round everyone up at the junkyard for shooting practice. MS01TeachHelp Really? That's great! I'll let everyone know! You're a real hero you know that? MS01TeachHide Great! I'll round everyone up. You show us how to hide and sneak. MS01TeachMines That's a great idea! I'll get everyone together. You show us how and we'll plant mines at the bridge into town! MS01TeachNo Fine. You've done enough already. I get it. We'll figure something out on our own. MS01TeachRobots Great! Let's head over to the junkyard. There're some old robots in there. Maybe you can fix them up and we'll watch to see how it's done. MS02AboutAntAgonizer One day there was a crazy woman leading a bunch of ants into town. She said humanity was dead and the ants would inherit the Earth. Stuff like that. MS02AboutAntAgonizer Well, that gave Dom plenty of time to line up a shot or two on the ants. She ran away, but every once in a while, she'd stage an "attack" again. MS02AboutAntAgonizer She wasn't much of a threat, then. In fact, she was sort of entertaining, at first. Gave everyone in town something to talk about. MS02AboutAntAgonizer But when the Mechanist started fighting her, things got bad. Ants are easy to shoot, but add robots with lasers, and it got real nasty. MS02AboutAntAgonizer I don't know who she is, other than a crazy with an ant suit and a chip on her shoulder for humanity. MS02AboutAntAgonizer She wasn't much trouble by herself, really. Her attacks were a joke, but at least stories of her kept some of the raiders at bay. MS02AboutAntAgonizer If it helps, she was always attacking from the warrens up North. Maybe you can find her ant nest in there. MS02AboutAntAgonizer I don't know much about her, except she really, really doesn't like people. That's kinda cool. I mean, sometimes people are jerks. MS02AboutAntAgonizer I think her lair is somewhere in the caves to the north of the city. I've seen her ants down there once in a while. MS02AboutAntAgonizer Joe Porter said he found out something about her, but my uncle won't let him tell me. He says, "Don't encourage the poor boy." MS02AboutMechanist The Mechanist used to be our town mechanic. Scott Wollinksi, quiet guy, but plenty fierce with a wrench and some solder. MS02AboutMechanist Guy used to take care of a robot that protected the town... until it got torn up in one of the AntAgonizer's lame little attacks. MS02AboutMechanist I guess he took it personal, because he made a mechanical suit and called himself the Mechanist. Said he would lead a robot army to fight her. MS02AboutMechanist Now he doesn't even respond to his name, and his "robot army" is more dangerous to the town than the ants ever were. MS02AboutMechanist You mean Scott Wollinksi. I refuse to call him by that ridiculous name just because his head got a screw loose. MS02AboutMechanist He used to be a damned good friend, and not just because he fixed my guns up. MS02AboutMechanist Now he spends all his time up in that 'bot shop, just thinking about fighting that AntAgonizer. Hardly even recognizes his own name, anymore. MS02AboutMechanist I knew the Mechanist back when he was just a normal-hero. He used to be called Scott, and he fixed up stuff around town! MS02AboutMechanist But one day, the AntAgonizer killed his favorite robot, and I told him he ought to fight back against her like a real super-hero! MS02AboutMechanist Ever since then, he's been up in his Forge in the back of the robot shop on the hill, working to protect us all from the AntAgonizer! MS02AboutOther My nephew Derek might know more about them. I swear, it's all I can do to keep him from running into the fight whenever they come out. MS02AboutOther He might know more about where you can find them, but don't encourage the poor boy. He's had enough close calls! MS02AboutOther If you could just get make either one of them stop fighting, it'd do the trick. You probably wouldn't have to worry about the other one. MS02AboutOther I can't imagine Scott attacking the town with his robots, and that AntAgonizer girl was never much more than a sideshow freak by herself. MS02AboutOther Roe may prefer that you're thorough, but all I care about is that you get the job done, one way or the other. MS02AboutOther No way! Don't stop them! They're awesome! MS02AboutOther Unless maybe you're going to be a super-hero, too! MS02AboutOther You could be called "Super-Humongous" and fight them with an army of Super-Mutants! MS02AboutOther No way! Don't stop them! They're awesome! MS02AboutOther Unless maybe you're going to be a super-hero, too! MS02AboutOther You could be called "Awesome-Claw" and fight them with an army of Deathclaws! MS02AboutOther No way! Don't stop them! They're awesome! MS02AboutOther Unless maybe you're going to be a super-hero, too! MS02AboutOther You could be called "The Brilliant Shadow" and undermine all of their plots with an army of Mole Rats! MS02AboutOther No way! Don't stop them! They're awesome! MS02AboutOther Unless maybe you're going to be a super-hero, too! MS02AboutOther You could be called "Incredibly Lucky Guy!" And you could fight them with an army of... um... Mirelurks who just happen to do what you tell them! MS02AboutOther No way! Don't stop them! They're awesome! MS02AboutOther Unless maybe you're going to be a super-hero, too! MS02AboutOther You could be called "Incredibly Lucky Girl!" And you could fight them with an army of... um... Mirelurks who just happen to do what you tell them! MS02AboutOther No way! Don't stop them! They're awesome! MS02AboutOther Unless maybe you're going to be a super-hero, too! MS02AboutOther You could be called... um... err... Well, maybe you wouldn't make a very good super-hero. MS02AboutOther Just don't fight them, okay? MS02AboutSupers If it'll help, I'm glad to. MS02AboutSupers You mean the super-heroes? Yeah, I try to watch all of their fights! MS02AboutSupers Roe hired you put a stop to their shit, did he? Guess he finally listened when I told him I haven't got the time to do it myself. MS02AboutSupers It's easy enough to hide inside when those two square off, but they're only getting worse about it all. MS02AboutSupers What do you want to know about them? MS02AboutSupers You mean, apart from having cheesy names? Actually, I think I might know something useful. MS02AboutSupers One of the traders told me she sounded like a girl he used to know. Girl's whole family was wiped out by ants, not long before she showed up here. MS02AboutSupers But they never found any trace of her body. Said her name was "Tanya Christoff." That might just be our little AntAgonizer. MS02AboutSupers I know Dom doesn't want me just killing them. He and the Mechanist used to be friends or something. MS02AboutSupers All I know is next time they come to town, I bet I could solve the whole problem with one bullet for each of them. MS02AboutSupersExit I most heartily agree! MS02AboutSupersExit Well, okay. MS02AboutSupersExit Fine by me. MS02AboutWeaknesses That's easy! The AntAgonizer's suit makes her super-agile, but I guess her ants are pretty weak on their own. Just watch out for her royal guard. MS02AboutWeaknesses The Mechanist's robots are a lot tougher, and his suit makes him super-smart. I don't think he has any weaknesses. MS02AboutWeaknesses Well, maybe one. Since he's a good guy, he's not as ruthless as the AntAgonizer. Like, he'd never hurt an innocent like me... if he could help it. MS02AntOrigin What? No! No children's book could possibly capture the true depth of the AntAgonizer! MS02AntOrigin2A You... You really believe that? MS02AntOrigin2A When I read that comic, it made explained so much. Where I came from, who I was destined to be, what I had to do... MS02AntOrigin2A But it never said the AntAgonizer could ever have a chance to go back to being normal. It never said I had a chance... MS02AntOrigin2A Please... I think I've made some terrible mistakes. If you really think I still have a chance, just let me go. MS02AntOrigin2A I'll give you the suit. No one ever has to see the AntAgonizer again. Just please, let me have another chance. MS02AntOrigin2B Lies! Grognak could never defeat me! He's not even real! Not like the AntAgonizer! MS02AntOrigin2B I'll have no more of your insolence! Ant royal guards, kill this interloper! MS02Battle Now, fool, tremble before the might of the AntAgonizer! MS02Battle You'll never get away with terrorizing this town. Not while it's under the protection of the Mechanist! MS02Battle You and your pathetic tin cans are no match for my army! Muahahaha! MS02Battle The citizens of this town have nothing to fear! The Mechanist is here to protect them! MS02Battle Ha! We'll see about that! Attack, my ant soldiers! Destroy this fool and his tin toys! MS02Battle Go forth, my steadfast creations! Show these vermin humanity's true power! MS02Battle Face it, Mechanist! Humans and their toys are done for. They killed themselves off with their petty wars! MS02Battle Humans may be weak sometimes, but our creations are strong and pure. Something you'll never be! MS02Battle Fool! Humanity's creations were the seeds of their undoing. And now, the world will belong to the AntAgonizer! MS02Battle Not while the world is protected by me, the Mechanist! Your reign of terror is at an end! MS02BattleFlee Another do-gooder? No matter! My plans can wait for now, Mechanist! MS02BattleFlee What's this? A new minion? We'll settle this another day, AntAgonizer! MS02Goodbye That's right! Go away! MS02Greeting0a The, um... Mechanist and the AntAgonizer. That's just what they call themselves. Ridiculous, I know... MS02Greeting0a A while ago, we were attacked by the AntAgonizer - that woman with the ants, obviously. The Mechanist saved the town with his robots. MS02Greeting0a That was all well and good, but I swear their fights are getting bigger, and it's been driving off the merchants. They simply won't leave! MS02Greeting0b That must be the twentieth time I've seen those two go at it. They're our problem citizens: the Mechanist and the AntAgonizer. MS02Greeting0b A while ago, we were attacked by the AntAgonizer -- that woman with the ants, obviously. The Mechanist saved the town with his robots. MS02Greeting0b That was all well and good, but I swear their fights are getting bigger, and it's been driving off the merchants. They simply won't leave! MS02Greeting0c Please, we really do need someone to stop the Mechanist and the AntAgonizer. We can pay! MS02Greeting0c They've been using this town as their battlefield, and now some of the merchants are avoiding us! If something isn't done, the town will be ruined! MS02Greeting1a The AntAgonizer, she's this evil supervillain who's trying to wipe out humans with her ants. And the Mechanist protects us with his robots! MS02Greeting1a And when they fight in town, it's incredible! There's all these lasers and biting and blood and it's crazy! MS02Greeting1a And then my uncle says I need to stay inside. He says it's dangerous. "This is serious business, Derek." Pft. MS02Greeting1a Oh that's terrific! I knew you'd help out. Knew it in my gut, and it's never steered me wrong on a deal, yet! MS02Greeting1a Find where the AntAgonizer and the Mechanist hide, and convince them to stop or otherwise end their hostility, and you'll earn 200 caps. MS02Greeting1a You only need to stop one of them, really. Nowadays, I think they only stay in Canterbury to fight each other. MS02Greeting1b You sound like Uncle Roe. He never lets me watch when they fight. MS02Greeting1b They're just about the only exciting thing that ever happens in this town. MS02Greeting1b 200 caps, if you can find where the AntAgonizer and the Mechanist hide, and convince them to stop their rivalry or otherwise stop fighting. MS02Greeting1b You only need to stop one of them, really. Nowadays, I think they only stay in Canterbury to fight each other. So, what do you say? MS02Greeting1c No way, they're awesome! And their suits are really cool, too! MS02Greeting1c The AntAgonizer's got this army of ants, and the Mechanist has an army of robots and then they fight! MS02Greeting1c But my uncle never lets me watch them. He says it's dangerous. "This is serious business, Derek." Pft. MS02Greeting1c Well, I suppose that's something. Canterbury Commons is known for its trading supplies. For now, at least. MS02Greeting1c Enjoy your stay. But if you find yourself low on caps, my offer still stands. MS02Greeting2a Yeah, I guess. There's no one to play with. Everyone is so serious. It really kinda sucks. MS02Greeting2a But the AntAgonizer's strong and forceful, and the Mechanist, he's smart and good. They make things fun. Well, exciting anyway. MS02Greeting2a I bet it's awesome to be them. Maybe they'll let me be their sidekick? MS02Greeting2a Hmm. You drive a hard bargain friend. But seeing how we haven't been able to solve the problem ourselves, fine. You got a deal. But I expect results! MS02Greeting2a Oh, and please, do try to use some discretion. We already have plenty of would-be heroes starting wars in our streets. We don't need another. MS02Greeting2b You think they're neat too, huh? It's not like they ever hurt anyone. Well not, like, really badly hurt, or anything. MS02Greeting2b Dom and Machete make sure everyone gets inside when they fight like that. Though sometimes I sneak out to watch! MS02Greeting2b The traders and the Slavers and the Raiders, they don't like the AntAgonizer or the Mechanist. They say they're "bad for business." MS02Greeting2b But that's dumb. The ants and the robots rip 'em to shreds. That shows them! MS02Greeting2b Great! I'm relieved to know the situation will be quickly resolved. Let me know if I can be of assistance to you. MS02Greeting2b Oh, and please, do try to use some discretion. We already have plenty of would-be heroes starting wars in the streets. We don't need another. MS02Greeting2c Oh yeah? Well... well... MS02Greeting2c Well, so's your face! MS02Greeting2c Fine. You're a man who puts his own business before that of others. I can understand that. But, if you change your mind. You let me know. MS02Job I sure am. Two hundred caps, if you can find where the AntAgonizer and the Mechanist hide, and get them to end their pointless fighting in town. MS02Job You only need to stop one of them, really. Nowadays, I think they only stay in Canterbury to fight each other. So, what do you say? MS02Job Excellent! Without him, the AntAgonizer should be on her way, and Canterbury Commons is safe again! Relatively speaking, of course. MS02Job Now, I do believe this is our agreed upon payment for your fine services rendered. Thank you, once again! MS02Job Excellent! Without her, the Mechanist should be on his way, and Canterbury Commons is safe again! Relatively speaking, of course. MS02Job Now, I do believe this is our agreed upon payment for your fine services rendered. Thank you, once again! MS02Job That's grand! I do believe it's fair to say you've saved Canterbury. And unlike that Mechanist, you did so with significantly less stress all around! MS02Job Now, I do believe this is our agreed upon payment for your fine services rendered. And a little bonus, as a special thank-you! MS02Job First you took away my uncle, and now you took away them, too? Fine - here! Take it and go away forever! MS02Job Yeah, he told me. I wish you didn't have to make the super heroes go away, but I guess Uncle Roe knew what the town needed. MS02Job He told me to pay you for the work. He always did say, "Money comes and goes, but a contract's forever." At least the town's safe, now. MS02Retire You're wrong. Humans are cruel, hurtful beasts! They can't be saved... we can't be... MS02Retire I can't... I can't go back. But I can't keep doing this. I can't be as bad as they were. Not if someone like you believes in me. MS02Retire Please... I think I've made some terrible mistakes. If you really think I still have a chance, just let me go. MS02Retire I'll give you the suit. No one ever has to see the AntAgonizer again. Just please, let me have another chance. MS02Retire You're wrong. Humans are cruel, hurtful beasts! They can't be saved... we can't be... MS02Retire I can't... I can't go back. But I can't keep doing this. I can't be as bad as they were. MS02Retire Please... I think I've made some terrible mistakes. If you really think I still have a chance, just let me go. MS02Retire I'll give you the suit. No one ever has to see the AntAgonizer again. Just please, let me have another chance. MS02Retire Is... Is that true? Have I really become a threat to the town? Do you really feel that way? MS02Retire Am I really the villain, here? Does this mean I should stop myself? MS02Retire I... I guess I could just give up my suit and stop being the Mechanist. But I couldn't face the town after causing that much trouble. MS02Retire Here, please. Take the suit. I don't want to think about it anymore. MS02Retire Is... Is that true? Have I really become a threat to the town? MS02Retire Am I really the villain, here? Does this mean I should stop myself? MS02Retire I... I guess I could just give up my suit and stop being the Mechanist. But I couldn't face the town after causing that much trouble. MS02Retire Here, please. Take the suit. I don't want to think about it anymore. MS02Retire Is... Is that true? Have I really become a bigger problem for the town than her? MS02Retire Am I really the villain, here? Does this mean I should stop myself? MS02Retire I... I guess I could just give up my suit and stop being the Mechanist. But I couldn't face the town after causing that much trouble. MS02Retire Here, please. Take the suit. I don't want to think about it anymore. MS02Retire Perhaps... MS02Retire But I'll snuff those chances soon enough. Now, my royal guard, kill this commoner! MS02RetireNo What?! No! MS02RetireNo A likely story! But perhaps you're telling the truth. Go on... MS02RetireNo A likely story! But perhaps you're telling the truth. Go on... MS02RetireYes Thank you. I don't know how I can... MS02RetireYes Just... thank you. MS02RetireYes Your mind-games won't work with me, ant-spawn! MS02RetireYes Now that I've unmasked you, it's time to put an end to your lies and treachery! Percival, attack! MS02RetireYes Your mind-games won't work with me, ant-spawn! MS02RetireYes Now that I've unmasked you, it's time to put an end to your lies and treachery! Percival, attack! MS02SuitChallenge You're right. Why bother with a trophy of one pitiful human, when I can go forth and make a trophy of the entire world! MS02SuitChallenge But when the time comes, remember: as a friend of the Ant Queen's court, you will know the mercy of a quick, painless death. MS02SuitChallenge Now, leave me. I must prepare to leave the pitiful town of Canterbury and plan for greater conquests. MS02SuitChallenge Were it in any other hands, I would worry. But I know I can trust you, my faithful sidekick. MS02SuitChallenge Now, I must return to tending my robots. Canterbury may be safe, but I must now look to the rest of the Wasteland. MS02SuitChallenge The AntAgonizer may be gone, but if the world is ever threatened again, the Mechanist must be ready! MS02SuitChallenge You raise an excellent point, good citizen! It would only slow down my reckless assault upon evil! MS02SuitChallenge Now, I must return to tending my robots. Canterbury may be safe, but I must now look to the rest of the Wasteland. MS02SuitChallenge The AntAgonizer may be gone, but if the world is ever threatened again, the Mechanist must be ready! MS02SuitNo Very well. I never got a chance to take it from the Mechanist's corpse, so yours will have to do. MS02SuitNo If violence is my only recourse, then violence it shall be. MS02SuitReitreExit As I thought. Now, give me the Mechanist's suit! MS02SuitReitreExit Quite all right. Now, give me the AntAgonizer's suit, so that its evil may not fall into the wrong hands! MS02SuitRetire1 You would dare to tell the AntAgonizer to wait? No human commands the Ant Queen! MS02SuitRetire1 But as you have defeated my nemesis, I will allow you to talk. Quickly. MS02SuitRetire1 Quickly, then! Evil never pauses to contemplate its actions, so I see little reason that we should, either. MS02SuitWhy Isn't it only fitting to gloat over the corpse of one's fallen foe? To revel in a victory over a larger and stronger opponent overcome? MS02SuitWhy If I couldn't be there to personally strip the facade from the iron interloper, the least I am owed is a chance to gloat over his shell. MS02SuitWhy I can hardly leave it lying around for someone else to find, now can I? The threat of the AntAgonizer must be put to an end forever! MS02SuitWhy I must not let her threaten all that humanity holds dear. Even now, twisted souls may seek to continue her legacy! MS02SuitYes Excellent. It shall make a fine memento of a nemesis bested. A trophy of a foe... antagonized! MS02SuitYes For your loyal assistance, take this blade. Its sting carries the venom of a thousand ants, and your foes shall tremble before it! MS02SuitYes Now that the tin-plated menace is no more, I shall take my leave of this town. I do believe it's time for my colony to spread. MS02SuitYes Excellent. The evil taint of the AntAgonizer will never darken the land again! Now that the AntAgonizer is taken care of, Canterbury Commons is safe! MS02SuitYes And for your loyal assistance, I'm honored to present you with this laser pistol, crafted from my last loyal robot assistant. May it guide you well! MS02SuitYes But the Mechanist cannot rest! Not while there's evil afoot in the Wasteland! Farewell! MS02SuperheroExplain1a Why, you aren't a citizen at all! You must be a vile minion of my arch-nemesis, the AntAgonizer! Obviously, we must battle at once! MS02SuperheroExplain1a I'm afraid I can't allow you to persist in your evil plans. Percival, attack this villain! MS02SuperheroExplain1a My loyal subjects are the result of 100 million years of evolution, and they'll outlive your pitiful kind. We'll see who has the last laugh! MS02SuperheroExplain1a Now, my ant royal guard... Kill this unruly peasant! MS02SuperheroExplain1b I realize you mean well, but I'm afraid you're being naive. The AntAgonizer is a madwoman, and the only thing that will stop her is force. MS02SuperheroExplain1b As much as I wish peace were an option, the AntAgonizer is too deluded, too inhuman to listen to reason. MS02SuperheroExplain1b Sadly, sometimes the scaly claw of tyranny must be destroyed by the cold, unfeeling pincers of justice! MS02SuperheroExplain1b Ha ha! You would walk here and presume to command me? MS02SuperheroExplain1b Humanity's time has come to an end. Your kind died because it knew only petty bickering and wars. MS02SuperheroExplain1b But not so, the noble ant! It works with its brethren, knowing only loyalty and duty. And this is why they have grown, while humanity crumbled! MS02SuperheroExplain1b Once I've finished with that pathetic Mechanist, I will be free to spread my colonies across the Wastes! MS02SuperheroExplain1c Oh! Well, in that case, welcome! Welcome, dear citizen! MS02SuperheroExplain1c But an ordinary citizen no longer, eh? Hmm... MS02SuperheroExplain1c You'll be my sidekick! I hereby grant you the title of Mechano-Lad! MS02SuperheroExplain1c Well then, my trusty chum, shall we prepare to defeat our nemesis? MS02SuperheroExplain1c Oh! Well, in that case, welcome! Welcome, dear citizen! MS02SuperheroExplain1c But an ordinary citizen no longer, eh? Hmm... MS02SuperheroExplain1c You'll be my sidekick! I hereby grant you the title of Mechano-Lass! MS02SuperheroExplain1c Well then, my trusty chum, shall we prepare to defeat our nemesis? MS02SuperheroExplain1c This is an unexpected surprise! A human who understands its place. MS02SuperheroExplain1c One who realizes that ants are destined to walk this land, while humans and their toys are destined only to rot beneath it? MS02SuperheroExplain1c Perhaps, even a human who wants to join the winning side, yes? One that would humbly beg admittance to the ant queen's court? MS02SuperheroExplain2a Lies! Slander! I'll never let you compare a noble hero like myself to that, that base villain! MS02SuperheroExplain2a But now it's all clear to me. You're an agent sent by the AntAgonizer, using your honeyed words to trick me into letting down my defenses! MS02SuperheroExplain2a Well, the jig is up! Prepare to face the burning lasers of justice, evildoer! MS02SuperheroExplain2a Of course I do! Do you think I'm insane?! MS02SuperheroExplain2a Why, with this suit, I'm more than any ant could hope to be! And ten times more than any mere mortal like you or the Mechanist! MS02SuperheroExplain2a But now, the time for your prattle has come to an end. If you shall not bow before your ant queen, then bleed before the AntAgonizer! MS02SuperheroExplain2b Long ago, I was a mere citizen like yourself. Beyond a talent for computers, I had no power in this world. MS02SuperheroExplain2b But then the AntAgonizer attacked, and killed someone very dear to me. The damage was too much for me to fix her. But I knew what I had to do. MS02SuperheroExplain2b That tragedy burned away the weakness of my previous life, and in the fires of revenge, the Mechanist was forged! MS02SuperheroExplain2b Lies! Unlike the rest of you peasants, I was born for greatness. I was never meant to crawl in the muck of mankind! MS02SuperheroExplain2b But the ants knew my destiny. When I was but a larva, they rescued me from my filthy human family. MS02SuperheroExplain2b They saw my nobility, and they saved me from a human life of fear and pain. Now, I will lead them to their glorious future! MS02SuperheroExplain2b Long ago, I was a mere citizen like yourself. Beyond a talent for computers, I had no power in this world. MS02SuperheroExplain2b But then the AntAgonizer attacked, and killed someone very dear to me. The damage was too much for me to fix her. But I knew what I had to do. MS02SuperheroExplain2b That tragedy burned away the weakness of my previous life, and in the fires of revenge, the Mechanist was forged! MS02SuperheroExplain2b Lies! Unlike the rest of you peasants, I was born for greatness. I was never meant to crawl in the muck of mankind! MS02SuperheroExplain2b But the ants knew my destiny. When I was but a larva, they rescued me from my filthy human family. MS02SuperheroExplain2b They saw my nobility, and they saved me from a human life of fear and pain. Now, I will lead them to their glorious future! MS02SuperheroExplain2c Aha! That's the spirit, chum! You seem quite capable - you got to me after all. You can be my official sidekick! MS02SuperheroExplain2c I'm afraid I don't have another suit, though. MS02SuperheroExplain2c But we can deal with that problem later. We've got bigger ants to fry! Now, how to proceed? MS02SuperheroExplain2c Yes, you would join me in fighting the Mechanist! Him and his little tin men, made by humans to kill humans for other humans. MS02SuperheroExplain2c Would you turn your back on humanity's failings? Would you join the ant court in our destruction of the Mechanist and his hubris? MS02SuperheroExplain3a In all of my time against the AntAgonizer, I've never been able to get to her vile sanctum. MS02SuperheroExplain3a But with your cunning aid, I'm sure we'll both be able to penetrate her fiendish nest with ease! MS02SuperheroExplain3a In that case... wait! My sensors are showing that the AntAgonizer is attacking the Forge! She must have followed you! MS02SuperheroExplain3a Quickly, she's already inside the front gate! MS02SuperheroExplain3a Excellent! Rise, my loyal soldier, and prepare for battle! We leave to fight the Mechanist immediately! Humanity shall fall; our colony shall feast! MS02SuperheroExplain3a But... wait. I sense an intruder into my royal lair! MS02SuperheroExplain3a Who dares interrupt my celebration? MS02SuperheroExplain3a It must be the Mechanist! His meddlesome metal army is already inside! Destroy them! MS02SuperheroExplain3b The AntAgonizer does not listen to reason. She does not understand true human emotions, like mercy or love. MS02SuperheroExplain3b She's nothing more than an animal, and you can no more talk her into surrender than you can play chess with a Mole Rat! MS02SuperheroExplain3b But I will not stop you from trying. I only hope that you live long enough to learn the error of your ways. MS02SuperheroExplain3b Ha! When it comes to the struggle for power, there is no peace! There is only strength and conflict! MS02SuperheroExplain3b But... the Mechanist might just be foolish enough to give up. He believes in logic, and reason, and other tools of human weakness. MS02SuperheroExplain3b Yes, go to the Mechanist and talk. Meanwhile, I will stay here and prepare for war! MS02SuperheroExplain3c Oh... well... I suppose the ends justify the means... MS02SuperheroExplain3c I mean, it's not the most heroic of reasons, but killing the AntAgonizer is a noble act regardless of the motivation, I guess. MS02SuperheroExplain3c In that case... wait! My sensors are showing that the AntAgonizer is attacking the Forge! She must have followed you! MS02SuperheroExplain3c Quickly, she's already inside the front gate! MS02SuperheroExplain3c You're a rebellious little soldier, but I respect your strength. You may work with my colony for now. Humanity shall fall and our colony shall feast! MS02SuperheroExplain3c But.. wait. I sense an intruder into my royal lair! MS02SuperheroExplain3c Who dares interrupt my celebration? MS02SuperheroExplain3c It must be the Mechanist! His meddlesome metal army is already inside! Destroy them! MS03AboutMinefield They say it was a town called Ridgefield, until slavers cleared it out. Now, it's supposedly cursed, and just a deathtrap to visitors. MS03AboutMinefield Now, everyone calls the place "Minefield" and says it's a ghost town. Superstitious nonsense, of course, but that's how people think. You'll be fine. MS03AlreadyDid1 I guess you've been around a bit! So, tell me about what you found! MS03AlreadyDid1 I guess you've been around a bit! So, tell me about what you found! MS03AlreadyDid2 Really? Oh, how convenient! MS03AlreadyDid2 I might just be able to take care of that for you, but first let me do a little examination. How do you feel? MS03AlreadyDid2 Really? Oh, how convenient! MS03AlreadyDid2 I should be able to take care of that for you, but first let me do a little examination. How do you feel? MS03AlreadyDid3 Really? Wow, tell me all about it? Did you get blown up? MS03DamageMedicine1 That'll save a lot of time and effort. Oh, and blood, on your part. A real-world example might help more, but I won't turn down the help! MS03DamageMedicine1 Oh, and here's your pay for it all. Guess you earned it by working smarter, not... um... more self-destructively. MS03GuideExplanationA Well, it's a dangerous place out there in the Wastes, right? People could really use a compilation of good advice. Like a Wasteland survival guide! MS03GuideExplanationA For that, I need an assistant to test my theories. I wouldn't want anyone to get hurt because of a mistake. Nobody's ever happy when that happens. MS03GuideExplanationA No... Then they just yell a lot. At me. With mean, mean words. MS03GuideExplanationB Anyone who wants to learn from my Wasteland survival guide, that's who! And for that, I need a research assistant who can test my ideas for the book. MS03GuideExplanationB I mean, if our research is off, it could lead to horrific misinformation that causes the grisly and needless deaths of uncountable innocents. MS03GuideExplanationB But, you know, no pressure. So, will you help? MS03GuideGreed Let's see, dealing with radiation, testing an experimental device, and I won't lie, it may include some reading. That sort of stuff, you know? MS03GuideGreed But for all that, I can pay you with caps, meds, chems, and maybe even a few of those unique inventions, if you do a good job. Interested? MS03GuideGreed "Target"? Whoa, no, no, no! It's not that sort of job! No, I'm talking about researching things like surviving in the Wastes and such. MS03GuideGreed And I can offer caps and meds and a few of my inventions in return. I guess I can even get you some ammo, if that's more your style. MS03GuideGreed2 Well, you do what you have to, I suppose. But the offer'll still be open, if you change your mind. MS03GuideGreed2 Oh sure, because the angel of death really needs a helping hand out there. I guess "almost everyone in the world" didn't quite meet his quota. MS03GuideGreed2 Just stay out of my way until you reconsider that, okay? Some of us actually give a damn about the survival of the species. MS03GuideGreedAccept Well, it's a dangerous place out there in the Wastes, right? People could really use a compilation of good advice. Like a Wasteland Survival Guide! MS03GuideGreedAccept For that, I need an assistant to test my theories. I wouldn't want anyone to get hurt because of a mistake. Nobody's ever happy when that happens. MS03GuideGreedAccept No... Then they just yell a lot. At me. With mean, mean words. MS03GuideRefusal Well, okay, I guess. But I promise, you'll love it when you hear about the guide. Maybe later, huh? MS03HarknessGreetRCHistory Research, huh? MS03HarknessGreetRCHistory I can't help you there, but you're free to ask around inside. Just don't start any trouble. MS03Librarian1 The front desk computer has access to the card catalogs, but it appears that it's lost the connection to the main archives. Here's the password. MS03Librarian1 Now, you might be able to find the central computer further in there, but I'm afraid you'll have to do that without me. I'm a scholar, not a fighter. MS03MoiraBookIntro Well, it's a dangerous place out there in the Wastes, right? People could really use a compilation of good advice. Like a Wasteland Survival Guide! MS03MoiraBookIntro For that, I need an assistant to test my theories. I wouldn't want anyone to get hurt because of a mistake. Nobody's ever happy when that happens. MS03MoiraBookIntro No... Then they just yell a lot. At me. With mean, mean words. MS03MoiraBookIntro I'm still working on that survival guide that I told you about. Great idea, but I need help to test some of the theories. MS03MoiraBookIntro Oh, did you reconsider helping me out? Because that'd be super awesome! MS03MoiraBookIntro Oh, sure. I mean, if you're going to be my assistant, it's in my best interest that you stay alive, right? MS03MoiraBookIntro Besides, I guess the original owner isn't coming back to pick it up, so you're the closest thing to an inheritor. Here! MS03MoiraBrownMedicalChatter Okay, a little Brahmin milk... A couple magnets... And maybe a few happy thoughts... MS03MoiraBrownMedicalChatter Ugh. How can you be walking around like this? MS03MoiraCurrentWork I'm still working out the kinks in the first chapter. I'm calling it, "Survive." MS03MoiraCurrentWork It's about dealing with the day-to-day needs out there. Finding food and water, avoiding hazards like radiation and traps. That sort of stuff. MS03MoiraCurrentWork Oh, I'm writing up the second chapter right now. It's called, "Thrive." MS03MoiraCurrentWork It covers the various ways to get ahead and stay ahead of the various predators out there. And how to patch yourself up if you don't! MS03MoiraCurrentWork In the last stretch, now! The last chapter's going to be called, "Revive." MS03MoiraCurrentWork It's all about how we can rebuild society and humanity, learning how to use old tech, preserving knowledge, building communities, and so on. MS03MoiraCurrentWork It's a little ambitious, yeah. But why aim low, right? MS03MoiraCurrentWork Oh, I've been doing a bit of research into ways to communicate with Centaurs. I mean, they should be able to talk, since they're mostly human. MS03MoiraCurrentWork Or, at least, parts of them are mostly human. Sort of. MS03MoiraCurrentWork I was considering a new way to make irradiated ground fertile again with some mixture of brahmin dung and crushed rad-away. MS03MoiraCurrentWork Of course, even if that works, the real problem would be irrigating the fields. And that'd require water. MS03MoiraCurrentWork I've been contemplating the possibilities of domesticating Mole Rats. I know it seems a little gross, but milk is milk and meat is meat, right? MS03MoiraCurrentWork I was playing with an idea for an elevated brahmin feeding system, so they don't have to strain their necks so much. MS03MoiraCurrentWork But the caravan master said, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." MS03MoiraCurrentWork I guess that applies to improvements, too. Oh well. MS03MoiraCurrentWork Just taking care of business, as always. MS03MoiraCurrentWork Sorry, I can't really talk now. I've got lots of work to do. Lots of dull, dull work. MS03MoiraGhoul1A Wow! Who would have thought a town built around a bomb could be so dangerous? MS03MoiraGhoul1A Good thing I wasn't in town at the time, huh? Man, that could have really done a number on me! MS03MoiraGhoul1B Same here! I had just gone down to Springvale to do some tests -- turns out you can't teach a giant ant new tricks -- and before I knew it, boom! MS03MoiraGhoul1B Oh, I hope it wasn't that Nuka-Psycho brew I was working on. Who could have guessed it would react like that? MS03MoiraGhoul1B Still... At least I'm okay, huh? MS03MoiraGhoul1C Don't be silly, why would you blow up our town? You're talking crazy-talk. MS03MoiraGhoul2A Oh my goodness! Do you really think so? I'm becoming a Ghoul?! This is... This is... MS03MoiraGhoul2A This is amazing! I never would have dreamed I'd get to study a change like this first-hand! MS03MoiraGhoul2A Now, if only I had somewhere to stay during the process. Know anywhere where a ghoul can settle down for a bit? MS03MoiraGhoul2A A Ghoul? What, me? What do you... MS03MoiraGhoul2A Aaaah! Why am I Ghoul? Is this because of that explosion? MS03MoiraGhoul2A Actually... This isn't too bad. I always was curious to do some tests involving Ghouls. Know anywhere where a ghoul like me can settle down? MS03MoiraGhoul2B Don't be silly, I just got some gunk on my face after the explosion... but that doesn't explain why it peels away in strips. And oozes. MS03MoiraGhoul2B You know what? I think I'm turning into a Ghoul! MS03MoiraGhoul2B This is fascinating! Now, where can a Ghoul like me go to study these effects in peace? MS03MoiraGhoul3A Really? Then I guess I'll be heading there, to join my newfound family and their warm, smiling, and hideously pockmarked faces. MS03MoiraGhoul3A You know, this is just the perfect excuse to visit Rivet City! MS03MoiraGhoul3A But while I'm heading downtown, I've been meaning to check out the museum. Who knows what I'll find? Anyway, see you downtown, one way or the other! MS03MoiraGhoul3B Huh. I guess you're right. Well, this seems like the perfect excuse to do some of that downtown exploring I've kept putting off. MS03MoiraGhoul3B Guess there's no time like the present. Ta-ta! MS03MoiraGhoulExplosion1 Well, okay, as long as you're sorry. But I expect you to apologize to everyone else in town, okay? And don't do it again! MS03MoiraGhoulExplosion1 Now, what am I going to do about work? And what's with the weird look? Have I got something on my face? MS03MoiraGhoulExplosion2 Yeah, they really are, aren't they? MS03MoiraGhoulExplosion2 And I guess this is what the ascension mumbo-jumbo atom-cultists wanted, too. So, nice of you to help them like that, I guess. MS03MoiraGhoulExplosion2 Now, what am I going to do about work? And what's with the weird look? Have I got something on my face? MS03MoiraGhoulExplosion3 Wait, what? MS03MoiraGhoulWho Oh, that's a real nice thing to say. Of course it's me! MS03MoiraGhoulWho What's with the weird look? Don't you remember who I am? Did you hurt your head in that big explosion? MS03MoiraIntroduction Why, I'm an inventor, a tinkerer, and a general genius of junk. One person's junk is another's treasure, you know. MS03MoiraIntroduction And traders bring in lots of junk, so I get dibs on anything particularly nifty. Sure, I don't have as much to sell, but it's more fun this way! MS03MoiraIntroduction Moira Brown, inventor, tinkerer, and general genius of junk. One person's junk is another's treasure, you know. MS03MoiraIntroduction My name's Moira Brown. I take care of basics around here. Nothing fancy. MS03MoiraIntroduction I used to work on all sorts of things, but that seems like it was a long time ago. MS03PersonalData Why, I'm flattered! What would you like to know? MS03PersonalData Absolutely. I'll bet you haven't been thinking about the guide as much as I have! MS03PersonalData Sure thing, I'm an open book! What do you want to know? MS03PersonalData Why, I'm an inventor, a tinkerer, and a general genius of junk. One person's junk is another's treasure, you know. MS03PersonalData And traders bring in lots of junk, so I get dibs on anything particularly nifty. Sure, I don't have as much to sell, but it's more fun this way! MS03PersonalData Not much, nowadays. I just sell stuff people need, and fix up the caravans when they come into town. MS03PersonalData It's not all that interesting, but it helps out here and there. Guess I can't hope to do more than that, huh? MS03PersonalExit Fine by me. I'm always glad to talk! MS03PrintingRequestB So cynical! No, no, I can take care of all that with a few traders I know. What makes you think I'd force you to handle something so dangerous? MS03PrintingRequestB Now, you should just lie back and bask in the praise for helping with the book! MS03QuestBeginAcceptA Good enthusiasm! Now, I think the first chapter will have to be about surviving day-to-day dangers. MS03QuestBeginAcceptA Things like where it is and isn't safe to find food, the dangers of radiation, and how to avoid and even profit from dangerous landmines. MS03QuestBeginAcceptA Ooh, sounds like fun, doesn't it? Which do you want to do first? MS03QuestBeginAcceptB All right, then! Now, I think the first chapter will have to be about surviving day-to-day dangers. MS03QuestBeginAcceptB Things like where it is and isn't safe to find food, the dangers of radiation, and how to avoid and even profit from dangerous landmines. MS03QuestBeginAcceptB Ooh, sounds like fun, doesn't it? Which do you want to do first? MS03QuestBeginRejectA But, don't you like the idea? I mean, it's a good idea, right? MS03QuestBeginRejectA Well, I'll still be here if you change your mind. Plenty to work on without that book, anyway. MS03QuestBeginRejectB What? Really? But... Please? MS03QuestBeginRejectB Well, I'll still be here if you change your mind. Plenty to work on without that book, anyway. MS03QuestCompletedA Looks good! I mean, it could be better, but nothing's perfect. And it's not like bad advice ever hurt anyone, right? MS03QuestCompletedA I'll share these with the traders, and soon, everyone will know about the Wasteland Survival Guide! MS03QuestCompletedA But before that, here's your complimentary copy, complete with my compliments. Good work, Wasteland survival assistant! MS03QuestCompletedA Oh, it's great! Why, with the information here, we'll save hundreds of lives. Maybe even thousands! MS03QuestCompletedA I'll share these with the traders, and soon, everyone will know about the Wasteland Survival Guide! MS03QuestCompletedA But first, here! The very first copy of our book goes to you. I couldn't have done it without you, my Wasteland survival expert! MS03QuestCompletedA Oh my... It's brilliant! Even I'm astounded by my genius! No, it's more than that. By OUR genius! MS03QuestCompletedA I'll share these with the traders, and soon, everyone will know about the Wasteland Survival Guide! MS03QuestCompletedA But now, the very first copy of our book goes to you. It wouldn't nearly as good without your input. You're the real Wasteland survival guru! MS03QuestCompletedB I know it was a lot to ask, but we made a great piece! And it's bound to help humanity, you know. MS03QuestCompletedB I'll share these with the traders, and soon, everyone will know about the Wasteland Survival Guide! MS03QuestCompletedB But before that, here's your complimentary copy, complete with my compliments. Good work, Wasteland survival assistant! MS03QuestCompletedB And if it wasn't for that fearless fortitude and sacrifice for science, it wouldn't have been made. It'll be a tremendous boon to humanity, you know. MS03QuestCompletedB I'll share these with the traders, and soon, everyone will know about the Wasteland Survival Guide! MS03QuestCompletedB But first, here -- the very first copy of our book goes to you. I couldn't have done it without you, my Wasteland survival expert! MS03QuestCompletedB And those risks will have saved hundreds -- no, thousands of lives! Your quality research really took it to the next level, you know! MS03QuestCompletedB I'll share these with the traders, and soon, everyone will know about the Wasteland Survival Guide! MS03QuestCompletedB But now, the very first copy of our book goes to you. It wouldn't nearly as good without your input. You're the real Wasteland survival guru! MS03QuestRewards Oh, caps, chems, meds, and maybe even a few unique inventions, if you do a good job. I'm sure I've got something that'll catch your eye. MS03QuestRewards With a little ingenuity, you can turn a pile of junk into a mountain of caps! And there's no shortage of junk! So, will you help out? MS03RadiationScience1 Oh, but nothing beats a real-world example. And I have a new rad treatment I was just itching to try out on a live subject! MS03RadiationScience1 But I guess you're right, and at least it keeps you safe and sound for later testing. Here's some spare chems for your help. MS03RCHistory1 Oh, it's not the past of the city that I dwell upon, but the future of its inhabitants. MS03RCHistory1 But if you're interested, I believe Miss Weatherly would be glad to speak with you on the subject. MS03RCHistory1 Oh, it's not the past of the city that I dwell upon, but the future of its inhabitants. MS03RCHistory1 So? Who cares about that old coot, or his pathetic story? It's people like me that have turned his little "science station" into someplace great. MS03RCHistory1 Why, I practically set this whole place up. When I got here twelve years ago, it was just a handful of dead-enders squatting in a rusted-out rowboat. MS03RCHistory1 Now I'm on the council, and with my leadership, we're the strongest settlement in the Wastes! MS03RCHistory1 Of course, a few of those dead-enders still stick around, but who'd want to leave? MS03RCHistory1 Well, I could tell you all about my hotel, but I'm sure I don't know anything about how Rivet City itself got started. MS03RCHistory1 I mean, you hear rumors, and you make guesses, but I really couldn't say I know for sure. And I'd hate to lead you down the wrong path. MS03RCHistory1 History? What, not enough shit around here already, you need to dig up more? MS03RCHistory1 Don't know if it ever had an official start. It's just been here forever, stuck in the river and full of assholes. MS03RCHistory1 Oh, I really wouldn't know. I mean, long as I can remember, she's just been here, soaking up all the repairs and attention we can give her. MS03RCHistory1 I grabbed a wrench and joined in the reconstruction pretty much first thing out of the womb, but I never really cared about the politics. MS03RCHistory1 What? I have better things to do than yak about those back-stabbers up topside. Now get going! MS03RCHistory1 I could tell you all about the science lab, but even though I was here near the start, I can't really help with the details of how it all worked out. MS03RCHistory1 It all seems like a lifetime ago, and I'm afraid I've had a lot of things on my mind since those early days. MS03RCHistory1 I don't exactly have time to worry about the history around here, now do I? I've got to worry about what's happening on it now. MS03RCHistory1 'Fraid I can't help you, pal. Been here for years, but all I know about the history is that it's a safe place to settle down. MS03RCHistory1 Maybe Bannon can help you out. He sure acts like he knows it all. MS03RCHistory1 'Fraid I can't help you, pal. Been here for years, but all I know about the history is that it's a safe place to settle down. MS03RCHistory1 History? Fuck if I know. Hell, fuck if I care. MS03RCHistory1 Get away. I've got enough to deal with without you wasting my time. MS03RCHistory1 Yeah, dad built it to fight off the Mirelurks! And mom - she's, like, the Mirelurk queen! MS03RCHistory1 Yeah, dad built it to fight off the Mirelurks! And that's why they're all gone, now! MS03RCHistory1 James says his dad built it, but I don't know. I think he's making stuff up. MS03RCHistory1 James used to say his dad built it. He always used to come up with the best stories. MS03RCHistory1 Hmm... Despite all my time working here, I've got no clue. Seagrave Holmes is about the only person I know who's more familiar with the place. MS03RCHistory1 Born and raised on the hangar deck, but don't hold that against him. He can't help where he came from, and his heart's in the right place. MS03RCHistory1 Y'know, as long as I've been working on this place, and I still really don't have any idea how it got started! MS03RCHistory1 Oh, I don't know about that. For all I know, it's had survivors on it since the war. I'm just thankful it's here! MS03RCHistory1 Maybe if you ask Bannon. He's been simply wonderful on the council, so I'm sure he'd be glad to help with your question. MS03RCHistory1 Oh, I don't know about that. For all I know, it's had survivors on it since the war. I'm just thankful it's here! MS03RCHistory1 If it hasn't got to do with the science quarters, I'm probably not the one to ask. And Doctor Li's so busy, you really shouldn't disturb her work. MS03RCHistory1 If it hasn't got to do with the science quarters, I'm probably not the one to ask. I hardly ever get out, now that Doctor Li's gone. MS03RCHistory1 Oh, I'd like to help, I really would. But I don't know the first thing about this place's history. MS03RCHistory1 Don't let my age fool you; I may have been around for a while, but I didn't spend all that time here! MS03RCHistory1 Sorry, but I don't really know much about it. More worried about what's going wrong with the here and now, see? MS03RCHistory1 Huh? History? What history? No history here, man. MS03RCHistory1 Huh? History? What history? No history here, girl. MS03RCHistory1 Well, I don't really know, to tell the truth. How does any city get started, really? MS03RCHistory1 But I've heard Bannon talk about how he was responsible for its success, so I'd ask him about it. MS03RCHistory1 Well, I don't really know, to tell the truth. How does any city get started, really? MS03RCHistory1 I know a lot of places opened up when they got the hydroponics bay working, but that's hardly the start of it all, is it? MS03RCHistory1 Actually, Vera Weatherly might know more. She's always here and talking with folks, so if anyone's picked up a story or two, it'd be her. MS03RCHistory1 I hardly even get out of the galley, so I really can't say I know much, there. MS03RCHistory1 I know a lot of places opened up when they got the hydroponics bay working, but that's hardly the start of it all, is it? MS03RCHistory1 I heard the place was settled by mercenaries who used to scavenge DC. But I don't really know. MS03RCHistory1 Dude, I only just got here, myself. Ain't nothing I could tell you. MS03RCHistory1 Lady, I only just got here, myself. Ain't nothing I could tell you. MS03RCHistory1 I... I don't really know anything about that. I'd appreciate being left alone, please. MS03RCHistory1 Why bother? There's never anything good in the past. MS03RCHistory1 Just leave that sort of thing alone. MS03RCHistory1 Just leave me alone. MS03RCHistory1 I can give you a history of every fight in this place, but a history of the city? I got nothing. MS03RCHistory1 Belle's probably heard stories, but be careful asking about them. People like their privacy, y'know? Otherwise, you might end up as history. MS03RCHistory1 I can give you a history of every fight in this place, but a history of the city? I got nothing. MS03RCHistory1 Can't help you with the history, honey. MS03RCHistory1 No. No, you can't. MS03RCHistory1 It's funny, now that you ask... I can tell you all about the Capital, but I really haven't got any idea about Rivet City itself. MS03RCHistory1 I can't see how important it is compared to the Capital's history, but maybe Bannon might know something. He's in the governing council, after all. MS03RCHistory1 It's funny, now that you ask... I can tell you all about the Capital, but I really haven't got any idea about Rivet City itself. MS03RCHistory1 Frankly, it sounds just you're thinking too small, when you could ask about the much more important history of the capital! MS03RCHistory1 Oh, it's not the past of the city that I dwell upon, but the future of its inhabitants. MS03RCHistory1 But if you're interested, I believe Miss Weatherly or Mr Bannon would be glad to speak with you on the subject. MS03RCHistory1 Oh, it's not the past of the city that I dwell upon, but the future of its inhabitants. MS03RCHistory1 But if you're interested, I believe Mr Bannon would be glad to speak with you on the subject. MS03RCHistory1 I heard tell the place used to be run by Raiders, until someone cleared the whole place out. But I don't really know for sure. MS03RCHistory1 Looks to me like a giant boat ran aground and a bunch of savages moved in. History lesson over. MS03RCHistory1 No, thank you. Please leave Mr Zimmer and myself alone. MS03RCHistory1 No, thank you. Please leave me alone. MS03RCHistory1 Do I look like someone who cares? MS03RCHistory2A Precisely! After sponsoring the settlement and organizing the city council, I took my rightful place at its head. MS03RCHistory2A Oh, of course we're all "equals" there. People would complain if we didn't at least say that. But you and I know better, don't we? MS03RCHistory2A Well, if it'll help. I once heard that this place was covered in Mirelurks fifty years ago, raiding all around the city. MS03RCHistory2A Eventually, some poor soul they thought would be lunch fought back, and cleared out the whole ship. He set up the city in their place. MS03RCHistory2A They say he was the first councilor for the upper deck and lived here to his death. Can't say I believe it a bit, but it's a nice tale to tell. MS03RCHistory2A Oh, sure. See, it's tied into the story about how Sister got his name. You ask him about that. He'll clear up all your problems. For good. MS03RCHistory2A Hell, take a dive off the flight deck while you're at it. Long as you stop pissing away my time. MS03RCHistory2A Oh, well, the old girl had seen a lot of damage, especially where the Mirelurks used to nest, and where the Super Mutants kept trying to get in. MS03RCHistory2A I guess the Mutants and the Mires got so busy fighting each other, it gave us the time we needed to make this place ship shape. MS03RCHistory2A Does that tell you what you need to know? Anyway, we're here in Rivet City, and she's in good hands, now. MS03RCHistory2A Like I care what you savages read? Shove off and leave an old man to rest in peace. MS03RCHistory2B Well, yes, but it was hardly anyplace of importance until I arrived on the scene. That's all ancient history now. No one would ever care about it. MS03RCHistory2B If you insist on wasting your time on that, you could try that bartending old crone down below, Belle Bonny. MS03RCHistory2B Well, yes, but it was hardly anyplace of importance until I arrived on the scene. That's all ancient history now. No one would ever care about it. MS03RCHistory2B If you're going to waste someone's time on that, go bother that idiot, Seagrave Holmes. He spends all his time in the bowels of this place. MS03RCHistory2B Well, yes, but it was hardly anyplace of importance until I arrived on the scene. That's all ancient history now. No one would ever care about it. MS03RCHistory2B Technicalities, technicalities. Stop wasting your time and mine with questions about ancient history. MS03RCHistory2B Actually, now that you mention it, Seagrave may know more about it. MS03RCHistory2B He's been here since he was just a boy, and I can't imagine anyone knows this ship better than he does. MS03RCHistory2B Well, Seagrave may have known more, but that's all in the past, now. MS03RCHistory2B No, I can't fucking well share one! What sort of moron are you? MS03RCHistory2B But, fine, if it'll get you out of my face: go down to Pinkerton's shed in the broken-off bow of the ship. MS03RCHistory2B If he decides to give you a history lesson, it's no business of mine. Now get the hell out of my bar. MS03RCHistory2B No, I can't fucking well share one! What sort of moron are you? MS03RCHistory2B But, fine, if it'll get you out of my face: go down to Pinkerton's shed in the broken-off bow of the ship. MS03RCHistory2B He may be dead, rest his fucking soul, but the cantankerous bastard would've wanted things set straight. MS03RCHistory2B No. Now get. MS03RCHistory2B Last feller I remember from back then was Mr. Pinkerton, and he must've left about a decade ago, after that spat with the science team. MS03RCHistory2B He used to have a storage shed in the broken-off bow of the ship; we always thought he was crazy for keeping stuff there. MS03RCHistory2B Might have kept a couple records down there, I guess. Careful, though; ship's a bit treacherous down there in her belly! MS03RCHistory2B Feh. I know lots of things, but you've got no idea about most of them. Now get going, before I stop talking and start shooting! MS03RCHistory2Special Why, that lying son of a bitch! He wasn't even born when I got here! MS03RCHistory2Special Wanna know this tub's history? Only person who really knows it is Pinkerton. And most think he's dead or gone. MS03RCHistory2Special He's holed up in the other half of the ship, and he don't like visitors. He'll set you straight. MS03RCHistory2Special Why, that lying son of a bitch! He wasn't even born when I got here! MS03RCHistory2Special Wanna know this tub's history? Only person who really knows it is Pinkerton. And he's dead, so you're outta luck. MS03RCHistory2Special Probably some old notes in his shed down in the other half of the ship. You want to grab them, have a blast. MS03RCHistory2Special She did? Well, I suppose I have picked up a lot over the years. I mean, no one's spent more time tinkering on this old girl than I have! MS03RCHistory2Special Oh, Rivet City, I mean. Not Vera. I mean, Vera's not old. And I haven't tinkered on her, obviously. Not that I wouldn't... I mean, umm... No. MS03RCHistory2Special Anyway, you might find some clues in Pinkerton's place, in the broken-off bow. He was around before me, and used to store stuff there before he left. MS03RCHistory2Special Hah! Sounds like you've been poking around, all right. I'm surprised any of those reprobates even remember me. MS03RCHistory2Special Maybe they still laugh about how they edged me out of the council, back then. But you can set the record straight! MS03RCHistory2Special Why, that lying, dead son of a bitch! He wasn't even born when I got here! And looks like he didn't make it to see the end of the place, neither. MS03RCHistory2Special Wanna know this tub's history? Only one can give you any real answers is that old bastard Pinkerton. As is, most think he's dead or gone. MS03RCHistory2Special He's holed up in the broken-off bow of the ship, and he don't like visitors. But if it'll get you the fuck out of my face, go have a blast! MS03RCHistory2Special Why, that lying, dead son of a bitch! He wasn't even born when I got here! And looks like he didn't make it to see the end of the place, neither. MS03RCHistory2Special Wanna know this tub's history? Only one could've given you any real answers was that old bastard Pinkerton. MS03RCHistory2Special Probably some old notes in his shed down in the broken-off bow of the ship. But if it'll get you the fuck out of my face, go have a blast! MS03RCHistory3A For that, you have to go all the way back to when remnants of the Naval Research Institute cleared the Mirelurks off this wreck about 40 years ago. MS03RCHistory3A We were looking for new lab-space, and this bucket of bolts just happened to have a well-preserved science bay on it. MS03RCHistory3A Everything else just grew up around that lab once we got it up and running. The science team was led by one "H. Pinkerton." MS03RCHistory3A Oh, right. I sort of lose track of time talking about the old girl. MS03RCHistory3B Well, start believing or start walking! Remnants of the Naval Research Institute cleared the Mirelurks off this wreck about 40 years ago. MS03RCHistory3B We were looking for new lab-space, and this bucket of bolts just happened to have a well-preserved science bay on it. MS03RCHistory3B Everything else just grew up around that lab once we got it up and running. The science team was led by one "H. Pinkerton." MS03RCHistory4A That lasted until 'bout 18 years ago, when those ambitious backbiters like Li and her little team showed up. MS03RCHistory4A She came in with her big "Purity Project" pipe dream, and my whole staff started working with her, those traitors! MS03RCHistory4A She even took my seat on the council. By then, I was glad to leave it behind. But hell if I'm leaving the city I made great! MS03RCHistory4B About 18 years ago, Li and her ambitious little team of backbiters showed up. Ruined everything around here, they did! MS03RCHistory4B She came in with her big "Purity Project" pipe dream, and my whole staff started working with her, those traitors! MS03RCHistory4B She even took my seat on the council. By then, I was glad to leave it behind. But hell if I'm leaving the city I made great! MS03RCHistory5A Of course I do! A good scientist always keeps track of their data! MS03RCHistory5A Here! They probably don't even remember, but I kept the records of that first council meeting. Take them, if it'll put them in their place! MS03RCHistory5B What're you suggesting, you little brat? I may not be on the science team anymore, but I still know how to keep records! MS03RCHistory5B Here! They probably don't even remember, but I kept the records of that first council meeting. Take them, if it'll put them in their place! MS03RCHistory5Purity Who cares? It's some hydroponics pipe dream that Li's been working on forever. Waste of time and effort, I say. MS03RCHistory5Purity Apparently, though, my teams cared more about it than they did about little things like defense systems or making this ship float again. MS03RCHistory5Purity Treacherous bastards, all of them. MS03ReasonExit Really? You really mean that? You think my book really could help humanity? MS03ReasonExit2A Well... Thanks. That really means a lot to me, you know? MS03ReasonExit2A Now, let's get this book finished! MS03ReasonExit2B But! But! But! MS03ReasonExit2B Well... okay. I guess helping out with the caravans is good enough. MS03ReasonExit2B Look, if you ever stop by the caravans around here, I could probably get you a deal. I guess that's like helping humanity. MS03ReasonForGuide Well, it'll help humanity rebuild, right? I mean, who doesn't want to help humanity? MS03ReasonForGuide Besides, it's bound to work out better than some of my other projects. I mean, with you helping, and all, how could it go wrong? MS03ReasonForGuide2A Oh, believe me, I know! I've been a bit careless with other projects, but this... This is important! This means something! MS03ReasonForGuide2B Well, a little before you first arrived, one of my experiments had a little accident. MS03ReasonForGuide2B I mean, how could I have predicted the Centaur would think my assistant smelled tasty? MS03ReasonForGuide2B But nothing bad like that could happen with this book. It's a great plan, and it'll make up for everything else! MS03ReasonForGuide3A You got it, super research assistant! Hey, I should get you a costume or something! MS03ReasonForGuide3B Oh, I hadn't really thought about it like that. I don't want anyone to get hurt. That's the last thing the guide should do! MS03ReasonForGuide3B Well, we're just going to have to make sure it's accurate and useful and great, then! You and me! Together, we can research and write a masterpiece! MS03ReasonForGuide3C You... You really think so? But I thought I was so brilliant... MS03ReasonForGuide3C I suppose you're right. I wouldn't want anyone else to get hurt because of my foolish ideas. I'll just stick to helping the caravans. MS03ReasonForGuide3C Hey, if you're ever around again, stop by. I'll see if I can get you a deal on repairs, I guess. MS03ReasonForHelp Oh, I haven't got nearly the experience in the Wastes that you do. If I tried half of these things, I'd get my head blown off! MS03ReasonForHelp At least you look like you can really handle yourself out there. All I'm good at is coming up with the ideas and fiddling with junk for caravans. MS03ReasonForHelp2A I know, right? I figured, instead of just helping out the caravans with odd junk, why not put my brilliant mind to work for everyone? MS03ReasonForHelp2A And between my mind and your experience, this guide'll save a dozen times more lives than those greedy merchants will. MS03ReasonForHelp2B I know exactly what I'm doing. I'm trying to help mankind survive and rebuild! It's important, and I need your help. MS03ReasonForHelp2B It's a hell of a lot better than wasting my talents with the caravans, repairing cart axles and coming up with new ways to shovel brahmin crap! MS03ReasonForHelp3A That's the spirit, trusty research assistant! MS03ReasonForHelp3B Well, I guess they do bring important supplies here and there. But still, I can help out so much more than the boring old stuff they do. MS03ReasonForHelp3B Writing this book will make a huge difference, trust me! MS03ReasonForHelp3C I... Well... Okay. MS03ReasonForHelp3C I guess you're right. It was a silly idea. I'll just stick to doing what's important. MS03ReasonForHelp3C Hey, if you're ever around again, stop by. I'll see if I can get you a deal on repairs, I guess. MS03ReasonForWorking Well, look around at the world we live in. It may be okay to you, but I've read about what it used to be like, and this wasn't it. MS03ReasonForWorking So we all need something that keeps us going, despite all the terrible things around us. For me, it's things like this book. MS03ReasonForWorking2A No. It's like... Did you ever try to put a broken piece of glass back together? Even if the pieces fit, you can't make it whole again the way it was. MS03ReasonForWorking2A But if you're clever, you can still use the pieces to make other useful things. Maybe even something wonderful, like a mosaic. MS03ReasonForWorking2A Well, the world broke just like glass. And everyone's trying to put it back together like it was, but it'll never come together the same way. MS03ReasonForWorking2B It's not garbage! But don't be fooled - it is junk. It's just that junk's pretty important stuff, you know? MS03ReasonForWorking2B Junk can be turned into all sorts of useful things. And sometimes, even something wonderful. MS03ReasonForWorking2B And junk's all we've got left after the world blew up. Everyone's trying to fix it like it was, but nobody's trying to make something that's better. MS03ReasonForWorking3A Hey, it sounds crazy when you say it that way, but that's what I'm aiming for, yeah. MS03ReasonForWorking3A The Wasteland Survival Guide isn't much towards that lofty goal, but it's an important one. MS03ReasonForWorking3A And that's why I need your help. I don't think I can do it alone. MS03ReasonForWorking3B Maybe. I've certainly heard people say that. But isn't it also human nature to try to do better than we always have? MS03ReasonForWorking3B Please, I've got to at least try to make the world better. And I can't do it on my own. I need your help. MS03ReasonForWorking3C What, helping the trade caravans with idiotic chores? Repairing carts and fixing up sick Brahmin? MS03ReasonForWorking3C There's got to be something more worthwhile that I can do to help humanity! MS03ReasonForWorking4 But that's why I'm getting your help! I know my flaws, and with your help, we can make something great for the world! MS03ReasonForWorking4 Please? It's just so... important. For everything. MS03ReasonForWorking5 No... No, you're right, I don't. I mean, I've already gotten you hurt a couple times, haven't I? MS03ReasonForWorking5 You're right. I can't go on with this book. What if the advice is bad and people get hurt because of it? I deserve to work on the caravans. MS03ReasonForWorking5 Please, if you find time out from your own important work... try to stop by the caravans and say hi. I'll see if I can get you a deal. MS03RivetCityQuestion Oh, it's this huge city on a ship where the river meets downtown! It's been around for as long as I can remember. You should really check it out. MS03RoboticsExpert Practically speak robot, do you? As long as you don't write it all in ones and zeroes, then I guess it'll be fine. Thanks! MS03RoboticsExpert In fact, here: just in case you expertise fails you, a few pulse grenades, and my old science textbook. Enjoy! MS03TaskAccept1 Oh, great! Food is most important, but see if you can get medicine, too. And if there's nothing to find, then just come back in one piece, okay? MS03TaskAccept1 Oh, great! Food is most important, but see if you can get medicine, too. And if there's nothing to find, then just come back in one piece, okay? MS03TaskAccept1 It'll be easy. One tap with the applicator, and it overwhelms their senses with a sort of "feel-bad" sensation. Then they're gone before you know it! MS03TaskAccept1 You could test it out on just a few Mole Ratties, but for real testing, try it on ten or more. There should be plenty in the Tepid Sewers, downtown. MS03TaskAccept1 Oh, now I can't wait for what you find out down there! And check around to make sure you're hearing the real deal! MS03TaskAccept2 Now, that's the adventurous scientific spirit! Go on out there and get good and fried! MS03TaskAccept2 Oh, but not so much that you can't come back. 200 rads should be enough to get a reading, although 600 or more would be more useful! MS03TaskAccept2 Trust me, I'll make sure you're okay! I've got some good ideas for a cure! MS03TaskAccept2 Oh, you're a peach! Or, at least, some sort of hardy fruit that grows in the savagely irradiated mockery of agriculture we have nowadays. MS03TaskAccept2 Now, 200 rads should be enough for basic sickness, but if you can get 600 or more rads, my tests will be even more accurate. MS03TaskAccept2 Just make sure you can get back here, and I'll see to it that you're well taken care of! MS03TaskAccept2 That's great. I recommend the nest at the Anchorage War Memorial. I knew a trader who talked about the Mirelurks down there. MS03TaskAccept2 Just go inside and find one of their spawning pods, probably down near the water. Put this observer inside, and get out quietly. MS03TaskAccept2 And be sure not to kill any Mirelurks inside their nest! If you do, it could ruin the validity of the study! MS03TaskAccept2 Yeah, you should just be able to plug it into the mainframe at the RobCo production facility. It'll give you access to the robots and terminals. MS03TaskAccept2 Okay, here. And be sure to keep an eye peeled for any other examples of how to make old technology work for you out there! MS03TaskAccept3 There's my brave research assistant! Go out and get bashed up. For the good of mankind! MS03TaskAccept3 Just make sure you stay alive and get back here! That's important! I can't stress that enough! MS03TaskAccept3 Wow, what a great research assistant you are! I mean really, that's dedication. Demonstrating how to withstand pain by getting injured? Wow. MS03TaskAccept3 When you're ready, come back here with some serious injuries, maybe a crippled limb or two, and I'll take notes and fix you up. MS03TaskAccept3 I'll be waiting here with plenty of bandages for you. So don't worry, and just go get horribly injured. Oh, and be careful! MS03TaskAccept3 Oh, don't worry. No one ever goes there because they say it's a ghost town. And since ghosts don't exist, you can just focus on the landmines. MS03TaskAccept3 I hear there's a playground in the middle of the town. Reach that point and come back, and I'm sure you'll have some stories to tell! MS03TaskAccept3 Oh, don't worry. No one ever goes there because they say it's a ghost town. And since ghosts don't exist, you can just focus on the landmines. MS03TaskAccept3 I hear there's a playground in the middle of the town. Reach that point and come back, and I'm sure you'll have some stories to tell! MS03TaskAccept3 Great! The library should be in old Arlington, not far from downtown. See if you can download the archives from its computer. MS03TaskAccept3 If you can't get those, then even the card catalog would be useful. Any little piece of information could help the book. And thus, humanity! MS03TaskBackToChoose Okay, so where'd you like to start? MS03TaskBackToChoose Okay, I suppose we can put that one off for a bit. MS03TaskBegin Well, I think the first chapter will have to be about surviving day-to-day dangers. MS03TaskBegin Things like where it is and isn't safe to find food, the dangers of radiation, and how to avoid and even profit from dangerous landmines. MS03TaskBegin Ooh, sounds like fun, doesn't it? Which do you want to do first? MS03TaskBegin The last chapter's a bit more esoteric. It's about the survival of humanity as a whole, and how to rebuild society. Deep stuff, huh? MS03TaskBegin We need to know how large settlements are formed, how to harness the old technology, and I'll need you to get ancient history from a nearby library. MS03TaskBegin We're in the last stretch, now, so let's finish it up strong! What first? MS03TaskBegin The second chapter's going to be a bit trickier, I think. It'll cover how to handle creatures out there, for better or for worse. MS03TaskBegin For example, repelling Mole Rats, learning about Mirelurks, and when all else fails, how to handle being injured. MS03TaskBegin So, let's buckle down and get to work on this chapter. What first? MS03TaskBegin I still need to study a living specimen with radiation poisoning. MS03TaskBegin I need someone to research how to travel through a minefield. MS03TaskBegin And that'll cover the first section of the book. Which strikes your fancy? MS03TaskBegin I've got to see how safe it is to scavenge food from one of those huge stores out there. MS03TaskBegin I need someone to research how to travel through a minefield. MS03TaskBegin And that'll cover the first section of the book. Which strikes your fancy? MS03TaskBegin I've got to see how safe it is to scavenge food from one of those huge stores out there. MS03TaskBegin I still need to study a living specimen with radiation poisoning. MS03TaskBegin And that'll cover the first section of the book. Which strikes your fancy? MS03TaskBegin Well, I know lots about radiation from books... and personal experience, obviously. MS03TaskBegin But I need to see how radiation effects normal, not-so-gooey humans. I never seem to get a live example to study. Not for long, anyway. MS03TaskBegin So I need you to get a bit of radiation poisoning so I can study its effects. Oh, not a deadly dose, of course - I can fix you up before that! MS03TaskBegin Yes, that's what I need your help on. I know lots about it from books, but I never seem to get a live example. Not for long, anyway. MS03TaskBegin So I need you to get a bit of radiation poisoning so I can study its effects. Oh, not a deadly dose, of course - I can fix you up before that! MS03TaskBegin Well, food and medicine. Everyone needs them once in a while, right? So they need a good place to find them! MS03TaskBegin There's an old Super-Duper Mart not far from here. I need to know if a place like that still has any food or medicine left in it. MS03TaskBegin Landmines are one of the few dangers out there that you can profit from. Disarm one before it blows, and you can sell it for plenty of caps. MS03TaskBegin I've heard stories about a ghost town that's just full of mines. Traders just call the place "Minefield." MS03TaskBegin Sounds like the place for some fieldwork! Get in there, get back, and tell me all about it. And could you bring back a mine for my studies? MS03TaskBegin Landmines are one of the few dangers out there that you can profit from. Disarm one before it blows, and you can sell it for plenty of caps. MS03TaskBegin I've heard stories about a ghost town that's just full of mines. Traders just call the place "Minefield." MS03TaskBegin Sounds like the place for some fieldwork! Get in there, get back, and tell me all about it. And could you bring back a mine for my studies? MS03TaskBegin There's a sort of Mole Rat repellant I've developed. I need it to be tested on a few Mole Rats before I can say it's a success. MS03TaskBegin There's a lot we don't know about Mirelurks and how intelligent and dangerous they are. That definitely deserves research. MS03TaskBegin And that should be it for the second chapter. Which do you want to check out? MS03TaskBegin There's a sort of Mole Rat repellant I've developed. I need it to be tested on a few Mole Rats before I can say it's a success. MS03TaskBegin I hesitate to ask, but I'll need to examine the effects of serious physical trauma. I wouldn't ask if I couldn't fix you up afterwards, of course! MS03TaskBegin And that should be it for the second chapter. Which do you want to check out? MS03TaskBegin There's a lot we don't know about Mirelurks and how intelligent and dangerous they are. That definitely deserves research. MS03TaskBegin I hesitate to ask, but I'll need to examine the effects of serious physical trauma. I wouldn't ask if I couldn't fix you up afterwards, of course! MS03TaskBegin And that should be it for the second chapter. Which do you want to check out? MS03TaskBegin Mole Rats can burrow into almost anything and cause a lot of trouble. So I figured I'd make a chemical repellent stick for people to shoo them off. MS03TaskBegin But I need it to be tested before I put the recipe to paper in the guide. So I need you to find some Mole Rats and test it out a bit. MS03TaskBegin Great! I never get to study anyone who's severely injured. Not without them crying to be fixed right away or trying to bleed out and all that. MS03TaskBegin But obviously, you can handle a lot of abuse, so if I'm ever going to find a good example of human anatomy and injury resistance, it'd be you. MS03TaskBegin Next time you get badly injured, return here so I can examine you before I heal you up. I mean, you're going to get yourself hurt anyway, right? MS03TaskBegin Yes, knowing more about them can help people learn to avoid, or even outsmart them. MS03TaskBegin So I picked up this observer device to study them in their natural habitat. I need you to hide one in one of the spawning pods in their lairs. MS03TaskBegin I want to find out the history of how a successful settlement like Rivet City got started. MS03TaskBegin I've also got to do a section on working with old computer electronics, so there's some research to be done in the old RobCo Production facility. MS03TaskBegin And that'll be it for the last chapter. So, what'll it be? MS03TaskBegin I want to find out the history of how a successful settlement like Rivet City got started. MS03TaskBegin Also, there used to be a big library out there. Imagine, a whole building full of books! I'll need you to gather information there for me. MS03TaskBegin And that'll be it for the last chapter. So, what'll it be? MS03TaskBegin I've got to do a section on working with old computer electronics, so there's some research to be done in the old RobCo Production facility. MS03TaskBegin Also, there used to be a big library out there. Imagine, a whole building full of books! I'll need you to gather information there for me. MS03TaskBegin And that'll be it for the last chapter. So, what'll it be? MS03TaskBegin Yes, Rivet City's in particular. It's the most successful survivor settlement around, but no one here really knows how it started. MS03TaskBegin Of course, that's why it's important to know how a place like that succeeded. So I need you to go there and do some researching! MS03TaskBegin Oh, this is so exciting! I feel like I'm sending you out on some sort of super-assignment! Okay, okay. Give me a moment to calm down... MS03TaskBegin Now then, a trader gave me this bit of electronics from the RobCo factory. It ought to go into some mainframe in there to control the robots. MS03TaskBegin If there's a way to reactivate and control the robots there, it'd make for a good example of harnessing the past's technology for the book! MS03TaskBegin It does, doesn't it? I mostly just deal with it after it's junked. But a trader gave me this bit of electronics from the RobCo factory. MS03TaskBegin If there's a way to reactivate and control the robots there, it'd make for a good example of harnessing the past's technology for the book! MS03TaskBegin Yes. Books are where the old world kept its knowledge, and libraries are where it kept the books. And there's supposed to be one in Arlington. MS03TaskBegin See if it's still there, and if you can download records from its computer. Information dumps like those would be invaluable for rebuilding humanity! MS03TaskBreak Don't take to long. The sooner the book's done, the more people we can save with it! MS03TaskBreak Well, okay. If you feel you really need one. MS03TaskBreak Feel free! Gotta have my super researcher in tip-top condition to work, right? MS03TaskBreak Well, I can't force you to work, I suppose. MS03TaskCompleteBasic Really? No medicine at all? None? Seriously? Well, I guess I should have expected that. It's been a long time, after all. MS03TaskCompleteBasic But you certainly did research a couple risks of those big stores. Tell me all about it! MS03TaskCompleteBasic Hrm... I suppose a little radiation poisoning is better than none at all. Well, not normally, of course. Unless you like that sort of thing, I guess. MS03TaskCompleteBasic So, let me do a little examination. How do you feel? MS03TaskCompleteBasic I'll bet you didn't see any ghosts, either. So, tell me about the landmines. Did you get blown up? MS03TaskCompleteBasic But sure, sniper, shooting, yadda, yadda, yadda. Tell me about the landmines. Did you get blown up? MS03TaskCompleteBasic See? I told you it wasn't a ghost. Science, one. Superstition, zero! MS03TaskCompleteBasic But sure, sniper, shooting, yadda, yadda, yadda. Tell me about the landmines. Did you get blown up? MS03TaskCompleteBasic Just a few? Well, I'm sure it'll be good enough. MS03TaskCompleteBasic So, how did my chemical repellent work? Safe and clean like a charm, I'll bet! MS03TaskCompleteBasic Oh, no. You didn't rile them up, did you? Because I'm not getting a very good signal from the observer. MS03TaskCompleteBasic I think they buried it in the mud. Oh, I really hope that was just mud. MS03TaskCompleteBasic Anyway, you saw them, at least a bit. What are your observations about them? MS03TaskCompleteBasic Well, lucky for you that I am! At least, pretty good. Good enough to fix this up, at least. MS03TaskCompleteBasic You wouldn't happen to have a broken limb, would you? No? Well, never mind. Now, can you describe how you feel? MS03TaskCompleteBasic Well, if it's all you could find out, I guess it'll have to do. So, what did they say? MS03TaskCompleteBasic Oh great! Reactivating long-dormant technology is definitely a good step towards the survival of humanity as a whole. MS03TaskCompleteBasic Then again, maybe it's more dangerous if it's active but uncontrolled. How did it turn out? MS03TaskCompleteBasic Well... That's not really much use for the book, I'm afraid. But thanks for checking. MS03TaskCompleteBasic So, how's the place looking? How long before I can go over and borrow a couple good novels? MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA It makes sense that there'd be a few Raiders there. But if that's the only concern, that hardly makes it worse than anywhere else out there. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA Well, keep what you got. Just traded for a big food shipment, myself. Here, take a bit, my treat - the taste kind of grates after a while. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA Well, here's hoping you don't have to get anything worse for a while, huh? MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA Now, let me take a few notes, and I'll handle that nasty radiation with a bit of my own home-made rad-cure concoction. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA Okay, lie back and think healthy thoughts... MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA I guess placement of each step would be critical, wouldn't it? Especially if each one could be your last. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA I know you may not want to see any more explosives for a while, but obviously you know your way around them. Have a couple rainy-day toys of mine. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA That's not how it was supposed to work at all! The poor little Mole Ratties with their little noses! That's just horrible! MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA I guess it's back to the drawing board for that repellent. I wonder if I can make it into some sort of fuel. Anyway, I'll just take that. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA Oh, but for your trouble, umm... Here, have the leftover chems from working on the repellent. I'm sure you can find some use for them. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA Hrm. That's not a lot more than I knew already. But it's interesting that they're adapted for the radioactive water. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA I wish we could have gotten more information, but this'll have to do for the book. Here's your pay. Maybe they'll help you be sneakier next time. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA Really? What sort of dance? Cha-cha? Meringue? I've always fancied the foxtrot, myself... MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA Well, rest easy and I'll see about fixing you up once I take a few notes. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA Really? That's pretty unbelievable! MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA I mean, really, I'm not sure I can believe that. But I guess if that's what they said, what else is there to go on? MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA Oh well. Still, for your help, have a few of these. They may help out next time you need to talk to a few folks. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA Good thing I had it, then. Otherwise, it wouldn't have worked. Of course, you also wouldn't have been there. Still... MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA It helps to have the right tool for the job. Failing that, go with the right tool to cheat at the job. Like a pulse grenade. Here, have a couple. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA Oh, it's about time! I guess everyone else is watching out for their precious guns, food, and loved ones first. No time for books. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExA Still, it's good to know it's standing. Maybe I'll inspire someone to take care of the place. Have some caps as payment for that little bit of hope. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB Guess I wasn't the first to think of checking out a food store for storing food. Huh? MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB Well, keep what you got. Just traded for a big food shipment, myself. Here, take a bit, my treat - the taste kind of grates after a while. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB Well, it's no worse than some folks have it. Right? MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB Now, let me take a few notes, and I'll handle that nasty radiation with a bit of my own home-made rad-cure concoction. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB Okay, lie back and think healthy thoughts... MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB Oh, I never get to discuss semantics with anyone anymore! People are always like, "No time to debate linguistic constructs, we need to get food." MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB But you're right, of course. And that sort of attention to detail must help when avoiding landmines. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB I know you may not want to see any more explosives for a while, but obviously you know your way around them. Have a couple rainy-day toys of mine. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB Explosive, you say? That's kind of impressive, actually. In a horrible sort of way, at least. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB I guess it's back to the drawing board for that repellent. I wonder if I can make it into some sort of fuel. Anyway, I'll just take that. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB Oh, but for your trouble, umm... Here, have the leftover chems from working on the repellent. I'm sure you can find some use for them. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB Interesting... I wonder if the toxicity of the water caused their mutations and forced them to adapt to the ground as well? MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB I wish we could have gotten more information, but this'll have to do for the book. Here's your pay. Maybe they'll help you be sneakier next time. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB Sounds like you know your way around a medkit. You could probably take care of yourself, if I wasn't already here. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB Of course, since I am here, I might as well take care of you now. It's the least I could do. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB Well, I suppose that sort of thing happens, occasionally. But I guess if that's all that can be uncovered, what else is there to go on? MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB Oh well. Still, for your help, have a few of these. They may help out next time you need to talk to a few folks. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB Say what you will about the dead folks of the past, but they designed a lot of their stuff so even idiots could use it. No offense, of course. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB It helps to have the right tool for the job. Failing that, go with the right tool to cheat at the job. Like a pulse grenade. Here, have a couple. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB Well, at least it's still there as a monument to knowledge. Shame it's an empty one. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExB Still, it's good to know it's standing. Maybe I'll inspire someone to take care of the place. Have some caps as payment for that little bit of hope. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC That's a mighty callous attitude towards killing. But I guess they'd do the same for the food. Shame there wasn't any medicine. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC Well, keep what you got. Just traded for a big food shipment, myself. Here, take a bit, my treat - the taste kind of grates after a while. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC More like radiation sickness can MAKE you weak. Don't blow it off like that. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC Now, let me take a few notes, and I'll handle that nasty radiation with a bit of my own home-made rad-cure concoction. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC Okay, lie back and think healthy thoughts... MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC That's very... deep. I guess. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC But not exactly useful for those of us who can't handle even one little explosion. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC Speaking of which... As thanks for your help, have a couple rainy-day toys of mine. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC But it seemed to be working so well in informal testing! Anyone I hit with the repellent just left. Sometimes they yelled a bit, but that's all. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC I guess it's back to the drawing board for that repellent. I wonder if I can make it into some sort of fuel. Anyway, I'll just take that. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC Oh, but for your trouble, umm... Here, have the leftover chems from working on the repellent. I'm sure you can find some use for them. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC Easier to avoid them than to fight them, you mean? Sounds like a good idea. Shame it's apparently hard to do in their den. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC I wish we could have gotten more information, but this'll have to do for the book. Here's your pay. Maybe they'll help you be sneakier next time. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC If you say so, tough stuff. Glad it's not me in your shoes. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC Well, rest easy and I'll see about fixing you up once I take a few notes. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC Whoa. From everything I had heard about them, I wouldn't have expected them to be so "hands-on." MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC But I guess if that's what they said, what else is there to go on? MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC Oh well. Still, for your help, have a few of these. They may help out next time you need to talk to a few folks. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC It's a bit surprising how sturdy and easy-to-use a lot of the junked tech is. Guess they made it sturdy and simple back then. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC It helps to have the right tool for the job. Failing that, go with the right tool to cheat at the job. Like a pulse grenade. Here, have a couple. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC I hope you're saying that because they just can't be read anymore. Because otherwise... MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC Well, I wouldn't think very highly of you. That's for sure. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExC Still, it's good to know it's standing. Maybe I'll inspire someone to take care of the place. Have some caps as payment for that little bit of hope. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD Oh my, Raiders had set up camp there? I'm guessing you didn't just negotiate with them, did you? MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD Well, keep what you got. Just traded for a big food shipment, myself. Here, take a bit, my treat -- the taste kind of grates after a while. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD That's a terrible joke. I love it! Good to see you're still in such good spirits! MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD Now, let me take a few notes, and I'll handle that nasty radiation with a bit of my own home-made rad-cure concoction. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD Okay, lie back and think healthy thoughts... MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD Oh, of course. Can't let little things like flying shrapnel slow you down, now can you? MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD I know you may not want to see any more explosives for a while, but obviously you know your way around them. Have a couple rainy-day toys of mine. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD Oh, that isn't what I want at all. People already have all sorts of ways to kill them. We don't need a more lethal Mole Rat trap. Just a better one. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD I guess it's back to the drawing board for that repellent. I wonder if I can make it into some sort of fuel. Anyway, I'll just take that. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD Oh, but for your trouble, umm... Here, have the leftover chems from working on the repellent. I'm sure you can find some use for them. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD Hrm. Well, I knew that. But I guess it does raise the question of whether or not they have a language. Maybe I should study that later. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD I wish we could have gotten more information, but this'll have to do for the book. Here's your pay. Maybe they'll help you be sneakier next time. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD Don't think too hard about it. No fair dying on me just because you want your last words to be especially memorable! MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD Well, rest easy and I'll see about fixing you up once I take a few notes. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD That'd hardly be ethical, really. But if there's nothing more factual to go on... MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD Oh well. Still, for your help, have a few of these. They may help out next time you need to talk to a few folks. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD I suppose it wouldn't hurt to add a nice story to it. And it'd be a nice little reward for your hard work to include you as a hero. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD Oh, I don't know about that. But I guess you do. And it's a good enough example for the book, I suppose. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD It helps to have the right tool for the job. Failing that, go with the right tool to cheat at the job. Like a pulse grenade. Here, have a couple. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD Well, maybe the Raiders will try reading a few of the books. Maybe it'll open their eyes to a few things. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExD Still, it's good to know it's standing. Maybe I'll inspire someone to take care of the place. Have some caps as payment for that little bit of hope. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE Oh, poor research assistant! I'm sorry, I didn't know it'd be so dangerous in there! MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE Well, don't worry. I'm sure the rest of the research will be safer! MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE At least you can keep what you got. Just traded for a big food shipment, myself. Here, take a bit, my treat - the taste kind of grates after a while. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE Well, because then I wouldn't be well enough to take good notes abou-- Oh, you're being sarcastic, aren't you? MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE Now, let me take a few notes, and I'll handle that nasty radiation with a bit of my own home-made rad-cure concoction. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE Okay, lie back and think healthy thoughts... MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE I told you, ghosts don't exist. That sort of attitude really isn't benefiting a research assistant. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE But I'm glad you're not dead. That'd be a real downer. Especially for you, I bet. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE I know you may not want to see any more explosives for a while, but obviously you know your way around them. Have a couple rainy-day toys of mine. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE That's... That's just terrible! Besides, I'm sure you've got plenty of ways to do terrible things to people. I don't want any part in that. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE I guess it's back to the drawing board for that repellent. I wonder if I can make it into some sort of fuel. Anyway, I'll just take that. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE Oh, but for your trouble, umm... Here, have the leftover chems from working on the repellent. I'm sure you can find some use for them. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE I'm sure it's an acquired taste. I mean, it wouldn't technically be cannibalism or anything. Just kind of gross. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE I wish we could have gotten more information, but this'll have to do for the book. Here's your pay. Maybe they'll help you be sneakier next time. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE Okay, okay! I'm sorry I even asked. Yeesh. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE Well, rest easy and I'll see about fixing you up once I take a few notes. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE Even I'm not sure I can believe that, and I'm downright gullible. Or so I'm told. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE But I guess if that's what they said, what else is there to go on? MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE Oh well. Still, for your help, have a few of these. They may help out next time you need to talk to a few folks. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE I guess some people can work with complicated technology, and the actual tools and materials aren't entirely necessary. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE I guess you've either got it or you don't. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE It helps to have the right tool for the job. Failing that, go with the right tool to cheat at the job. Like a pulse grenade. Here, have a couple. MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE What? But... but... books! And knowledge! And... MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE Oh... just... darn it! MS03TaskCompleteBasicExE I guess it's good enough just to know it's standing. Here's some caps for that. Jerk. MS03TaskCompleteBonus Really? You did? You did! Well, all right! Tell me all about it! MS03TaskCompleteBonus I can tell... You're positively glowing! MS03TaskCompleteBonus Now just hold on and try not to move. Tell me how it feels, and I'll get you fixed right up. MS03TaskCompleteBonus My very own landmine! Just what I've always wanted. Well, always since I sent you out on this, anyway. MS03TaskCompleteBonus Now, tell me all about it. What was it like going through there? What's it like disarming a landmine? MS03TaskCompleteBonus Oh, excellent! Substantial field-testing, precise reports, and such dedication! What more could I ask for in a research assistant? MS03TaskCompleteBonus So, how did my chemical repellent work? Safe and clean like a charm, I'll bet! MS03TaskCompleteBonus I'll bet most people would have just gone in there, guns blazing, without half a thought. But not you! You're the best research assistant ever! MS03TaskCompleteBonus I've been getting a good signal, but what do you think about them from your first-hand observations of them? MS03TaskCompleteBonus Oh, I know it does, dear, but it's for a good cause. Try not to squirm so much while I take notes. MS03TaskCompleteBonus Now how would you describe the pain you're feeling? Any advice for how to keep it from being overwhelming? And remember, this is for posterity. MS03TaskCompleteBonus A-ha! Not just as easy as asking around, was it? Good information takes real work to uncover, after all. MS03TaskCompleteBonus So, tell me all about it! MS03TaskCompleteBonus Harnessing the technology of the past and modifying it for your own purposes? That's just the thing! MS03TaskCompleteBonus Tell me all about how it worked out! MS03TaskCompleteBonus Really? A whole library's worth of data, right there? That's great news! MS03TaskCompleteBonus So, what did you find? Tell me about it! MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA Whoa! Really? Raiders and robots! I guess I wasn't the only one to think about checking those stores. Looks like you gotta be careful looting them. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA Well, keep what you got. Just traded for a big food shipment, myself. Here, take a bit, my treat - the taste kind of grates after a while. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA Oh, and take this! It's an old Food Sanitizer. Just carry it with you, and it should automatically make most food and drink more, um... better. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA You're a mighty lucky one, you know that? At this state, most people'd have trouble standing up, much less walking over here. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA Now, let me take a few notes, and I'll handle that nasty radiation with a bit of my own home-made rad-cure concoction. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA I've never had a chance to test it out on someone so heavily dosed, but I'm sure it'll work out fine. Exciting, isn't it? MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA Lots of places are, nowadays. Good work staying staying alive in tough conditions - it'll be a great example for the book! MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA I know you may not want to see any more explosives for a while, but obviously you know your way around them. Have a couple rainy-day toys of mine. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA And looking at this landmine, it gives me an idea. It's a terrible device that does terrible things, of course. But it's easy to make your own, too. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA Not quite as much of a ghost town as they say, is it? Good work staying calm and collected under pressure - it'll be a great example for the book! MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA I know you may not want to see any more explosives for a while, but obviously you know your way around them. Have a couple rainy-day toys of mine. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA And looking at this landmine, it gives me an idea. It's a terrible device that does terrible things, of course. But it's easy to make your own, too. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA Oh. That's... That's really a shame. Poor little Mole Ratties. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA With that much testing, I guess it's beyond correction. Go ahead and keep it. Maybe you can find a nicer use for it, right? MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA Oh, but for your trouble, umm... Here, have the leftover chems from working on the repellent. I'm sure you can find some use for them. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA Oh... That's unpleasant, but I guess it's no surprise. Practically everything out there can eat us. This bottom of the food chain thing really sucks. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA Some of these observations about their armor and camouflage gave me an idea for reinforced, neutral-colored headgear. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA Here, consider it thanks for not interfering with them. Oh, speaking of which, take these. So you can continue to avoid them in the future. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA Ah yes, that makes a lot of sense. And it does help when you're sewing up wounds and setting bones, too. That seems like it'd be tough to do alone. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA Luckily, I'm here to patch you up. Now, hold still and quit fidgeting. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA Huh. I would have figured the science station came afterwards. Well, good to see genius get rewarded! MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA A bit of smarts leads to a big reward, huh? Speaking of which, in thanks, have a few of these, for the next time you've got to be quick on your wits. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA Oh, and I'll let the Rivet City traders know they'll be favorably mentioned in the book. You'll get a discount buying gear from them in the future. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA So, they were dangerous until you got control of them? Definitely a good lesson in there about using old technology. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA Seems like a good thing to watch for when dealing with tech of any age. And it helps to pack a few pulse grenades, just in case. Here, have a few. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA Oh, and take my book on science - for some reason, I just can't get into the computer parts, but I've got the rest pretty much memorized. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA Well, of course! That's why I sent you there, after all! MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA And good work retrieving it, too! I'll see how much I can work into the guide itself. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExA Oh, and here's a book of mine and some caps for your research. Think of it as pay for a civilization worth of overdue books. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB So, you're saying that they acquired a well-protected stash? I wonder how many other places are hiding treasures behind monsters, hrm? MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB Well, keep what you got. Just traded for a big food shipment, myself. Here, take a bit, my treat - the taste kind of grates after a while. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB Oh, and take this! It's an old Food Sanitizer. Just carry it with you, and it should automatically make most food and drink more, um... better. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB So, you're experiencing delusions, too? Fascinating! MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB Now, after taking a few notes, I'll take care of that nasty radiation with a bit of my own home-made concoction. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB I've never had a chance to test it out on someone so heavily dosed, but I'm sure it'll work out fine. Exciting, isn't it? MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB That's so true. For all of life, really. But especially the parts involving landmines. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB I know you may not want to see any more explosives for a while, but obviously you know your way around them. Have a couple rainy-day toys of mine. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB And looking at this landmine, it gives me an idea. It's a terrible device that does terrible things, of course. But it's easy to make your own, too. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB Those poor little Mole Ratties! I wonder if I could make a hypoallergenic version? Oh, but that'd hardly be effective. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB I should mention that. Proper handling of Mole Rats could be important if they could be domesticated. Milked, maybe? Anyway, keep the repellent. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB Oh, but for your trouble, umm... Here, have the leftover chems from working on the repellent. I'm sure you can find some use for them. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB That's very scientific of you! Personally, I wasn't sure if they were crabs or if they came from some sort of brine shrimp, perhaps. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB Some of these observations about their armor and camouflage gave me an idea for reinforced, neutral-colored headgear. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB Here, consider it thanks for not interfering with them. Oh, speaking of which, take these. So you can continue to avoid them in the future. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB That's a very enlightened attitude you've got! Shame it doesn't stop bullets, huh? MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB Luckily, I'm here to patch you up. Now, hold still and quit fidgeting. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB Hrm. With the protected location and resources that came from those scientific advances, I can definitely see how it grew so quickly! MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB A bit of smarts leads to a big reward, huh? Speaking of which, in thanks, have a few of these, for the next time you've got to be quick on your wits. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB Oh, and I'll let the Rivet City traders know they'll be favorably mentioned in the book. You'll get a discount buying gear from them in the future. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB Well, they're only human. Err, well, made by humans. Well, probably manufactured by other robots, but you know where I'm going with this. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB Seems like a good thing to watch for when dealing with tech of any age. And it helps to pack a few pulse grenades, just in case. Here, have a few. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB Oh, and take my book on science - for some reason, I just can't get into the computer parts, but I've got the rest pretty much memorized. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB I suspect you and I are two of the only people who really appreciate its value, yes! MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB Oh my goodness, when I'm done with this, I'll have to work on copying all of this information. It could take a while, you know. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExB Oh, but here's a book of mine and some caps for your research. Think of it as pay for a civilization worth of overdue books. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC You do what you need to do to get food and medicine, I guess. It's not pretty, but I guess that's the way it's got to be, right? MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC Well, keep what you got. Just traded for a big food shipment, myself. Here, take a bit, my treat - the taste kind of grates after a while. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC Oh, and take this! It's an old Food Sanitizer. Just carry it with you, and it should automatically make most food and drink more, um... better. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC Oh, sure you can, you tough ol' survivor. Now sit down before you fall down. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC Now, after taking a few notes, I'll take care of that nasty radiation with a bit of my own home-made concoction. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC I've never had a chance to test it out on someone so heavily dosed, but I'm sure it'll work just as well. Exciting, isn't it? MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC Oh. Well, if that's all! I'll just study this and hope there aren't any more explosions, shall I? MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC I know you may not want to see any more explosives for a while, but obviously you know your way around them. Have a couple rainy-day toys of mine. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC And looking at this landmine, it gives me an idea. It's a terrible device that does terrible things, of course. But it's easy to make your own, too. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC What? You're kidding, right? Wait, you aren't kidding. Probably a metabolic reaction to the chemicals. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC I should mention that. Proper handling of Mole Rats could be important if they could be domesticated. Milked, maybe? Anyway, keep the repellent. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC Oh, but for your trouble, umm... Here, have the leftover chems from working on the repellent. I'm sure you can find some use for them. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC Oh, really? Maybe their leader figures are bred, sort of like ant queens? I wonder if relocating a Mirelurk "king" would prompt the others to move. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC Some of these observations about their armor and camouflage gave me an idea for reinforced, neutral-colored headgear. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC Consider it thanks for not interfering with them. Oh, speaking of which, take these. So you can continue to avoid them in the future. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC Deadened nerves? That's probably a bad sign, you know. Like, nervous system degradation type of bad. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC Luckily, I'm here to patch you up. Now, hold still and quit fidgeting. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC I'll bet they used some sort of chemical device to drive off the Mirelurks. Or a sonic device? Anyway, I guess it worked pretty well! MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC A bit of smarts leads to a big reward, huh? Speaking of which, in thanks, have a few of these, for the next time you've got to be quick on your wits. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC Oh, and I'll let the Rivet City traders know they'll be favorably mentioned in the book. You'll get a discount buying gear from them in the future. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC Well, I wouldn't have guessed you had it in you, but I suppose it worked out anyway. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC Of course, I'll bet it helps to pack a few pulse grenades, just in case. Here, have a few. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC Oh, and take my book on science -- for some reason, I just can't get into the computer parts, but I've got the rest pretty much memorized. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC Does that mean it'll be a "guard catalogue"? You see, because... Never mind. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC You'd have laughed if you knew the words "card catalogue." I wonder if there'll be one down there once I tell the world about it? MS03TaskCompleteBonusExC Oh, and here's a book of mine and some caps for your research. Think of it as pay for a civilization worth of overdue books. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD Oh, dear. Well, I guess the dangers around those old supplies keeps it from being smooth sailing. Otherwise, they'd already have been looted, huh? MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD Well, keep what you got. Just traded for a big food shipment, myself. Here, take a bit, my treat - the taste kind of grates after a while. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD Oh, and take this! It's an old Food Sanitizer. Just carry it with you, and it should automatically make most food and drink more, um... better. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD Oh, you poor dear, putting on a brave face like that. Well, don't worry, it'll all be better, and it's for a good cause. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD Now, let me take a few notes, and I'll handle that nasty radiation with a bit of my own home-made rad-cure concoction. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD I've never had a chance to test it out on someone so heavily dosed, but I'm sure it'll work out fine. Exciting, isn't it? MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD That's a pretty good way of putting it. I think I'll use that in the book. Maybe I should credit you as a co-author, instead of just a researcher? MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD I know you may not want to see any more explosives for a while, but obviously you know your way around them. Have a couple rainy-day toys of mine. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD And looking at this landmine, it gives me an idea. It's a terrible device that does terrible things, of course. But it's easy to make your own, too. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD Oh dear. All of them? Well, I don't think I could water down the formula any further. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD With that much testing, I guess it's beyond correction. Go ahead and keep it. Maybe you can find a nicer use for it, right? MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD Oh, but for your trouble, umm... Here, have the leftover chems from working on the repellent. I'm sure you can find some use for them. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD Well, they certainly aren't making tea and having nice chats, obviously. But maybe you're right - any social development is minor at best. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD Some of these observations about their armor and camouflage gave me an idea for reinforced, neutral-colored headgear. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD Here, consider it thanks for not interfering with them. Oh, speaking of which, take these. So you can continue to avoid them in the future. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD You? At a loss for words? Oh, it's worse than I thought! MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD Luckily, I'm here to patch you up. Now, hold still and quit fidgeting. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD I guess that's how people are, huh? Show a little initiative and success, and they'll support you enough for real success. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD Nice work - it must have taken a lot of investigation. Here: for the next time you've got to shine like that. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD Oh, and I'll let the Rivet City traders know they'll be favorably mentioned in the book. You'll get a discount buying gear from them in the future. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD Hey, robots are people, too! Well, some of them. Kinda. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD Well, okay. Not really. Still, just in case you anger a few of our more metallic brethren, have a few pulse grenades I picked up, just in case. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD Oh, and take my book on science - for some reason, I just can't get into the computer parts, but I've got the rest pretty much memorized. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD Why would someone booby-trap a library? Unless... they're trying to keep all of the knowledge for themselves! MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD Well, we won't let that sort of information be held hostage, will we? We'll educate the world with our book! MS03TaskCompleteBonusExD Oh, and here's a book of mine and some caps for your research. Think of it as pay for a civilization worth of overdue books. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Well as long as it was no problem for you, then! I mean, who doesn't enjoy cake? Other than robots, of course. I bet they prefer pie. Or maybe pi? MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Well, keep what you got. Just traded for a big food shipment, myself. Here, take a bit, my treat - the taste kind of grates after a while. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Oh, and take this! It's an old Food Sanitizer. Just carry it with you, and it should automatically make most food and drink more, um... better. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Well, maybe if you're lucky, you'll end up looking like me, too! MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Now, after taking a few notes, I'll take care of that nasty radiation with a bit of my own home-made concoction. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE I've never had a chance to test it out on someone so heavily dosed, but I'm sure it'll work out fine. Exciting, isn't it? MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE You're a lucky one, you know. At this level, most people don't make it. But then again, most people don't have my experimental tricks! MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Now, after taking a few notes, I'll take care of that nasty radiation with a bit of my own home-made concoction. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE I've never had a chance to test it out on someone so heavily dosed, but I'm sure it'll work out fine. Exciting, isn't it? MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Do you think I'm an idiot? I may be a little impulsive, but not an idiot. I'll just take a look at this on my own, then. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE I know you may not want to see any more explosives for a while, but obviously you know your way around them. Have a couple rainy-day toys of mine. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE And looking at this landmine, it gives me an idea. It's a terrible device that does terrible things, of course. But it's easy to make your own, too. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE That's horrible! You're horrible! This thing is horrible! Everything's horrible! Argh! MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE With that much testing, I guess it's beyond correction. Go ahead and keep it. Maybe you can find a nicer use for it. But I doubt it. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Oh, but for your trouble, umm... Here, have the leftover chems from working on the repellant. I'm sure you can find some use for them. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Really? Are you kidding me? No, really. Are you? Huh. Guess I'll have to wait to see what I get from the observer. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Some of these observations about their armor and camouflage gave me an idea for reinforced, neutral-colored headgear. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Here, consider it thanks for not interfering with them. Oh, speaking of which, take these. So you can continue to avoid them in the future. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Oh, well aren't you a grouchy one today? What got you in such a bad mood? Oh, yeah. The massive physical trauma. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Luckily, I'm here to patch you up. Now, hold still and quit fidgeting. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Well, this data looks legitimate. An outgrowth of a science station, huh? Just goes to show what I always say about cleverness! MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE A bit of smarts leads to a big reward, huh? Speaking of which, in thanks, have a few of these, for the next time you've got to be quick on your wits. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Oh, and I'll let the Rivet City traders know they'll be favorably mentioned in the book. You'll get a discount buying gear from them in the future. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Well, I guess one thing about using the old tech is that it can feel a bit like playing God. But you're probably not supposed to. I think. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Seems like a good thing to watch for when dealing with tech of any age. And it helps to pack a few pulse grenades, just in case. Here, have a few. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Oh, and take my book on science - for some reason, I just can't get into the computer parts, but I've got the rest pretty much memorized. MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE What, like it was never touched? Well, that's the way it should be! Nothing can overcome the power of knowledge, after all! MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Thank goodness it's safe! I'll make sure to tell people that they can find more information there. It'll become a holy place for the educated! MS03TaskCompleteBonusExE Here's a book of mine and some caps for your research. Think of it as pay for a civilization worth of overdue books. MS03TaskDescription1 Well, food and medicine. Everyone needs them once in a while, right? So they need a good place to find them! MS03TaskDescription1 There's an old Super-Duper Mart not far from here. I need to know if a place like that still has any food or medicine left in it. MS03TaskDescription1 Mole Rats can burrow into almost anything and cause a lot of trouble. So I figured I'd make a chemical repellent stick for people to shoo them off. MS03TaskDescription1 But I need it to be tested before I put the recipe to paper in the guide. So I need you to find some Mole Rats and test it out a bit. MS03TaskDescription1 Don't be so sure. You'd be surprised how confused people get, even about important things. MS03TaskDescription1 In this case, I'm talking about Rivet City. It's the most successful survivor settlement around, but no one here really knows how it started. MS03TaskDescription1 Of course, that's why it's important to know how a place like that succeeded. So I need you to go there and do some researching! MS03TaskDescription2 Well, I know lots about radiation from books... and personal experience, obviously. MS03TaskDescription2 But I need to see how radiation effects normal, not-so-gooey humans. I never seem to get a live example to study. Not for long, anyway. MS03TaskDescription2 So I need you to get a bit of radiation poisoning so I can study its effects. Oh, not a deadly dose, of course - I can fix you up before that! MS03TaskDescription2 Well, that's what I need your help for, isn't it? I know lots about it from books, but I never seem to get a live example. Not for long, anyway. MS03TaskDescription2 So I need you to get a bit of radiation poisoning so I can study its effects. Oh, not a deadly dose, of course - I can fix you up before that! MS03TaskDescription2 Mirelurks are a big threat in some areas, and knowing more about them can help people learn to avoid, or even outsmart them. MS03TaskDescription2 So I picked up this observer device to study them in their natural habitat. I need you to hide it in one of the spawning pods in their lairs. MS03TaskDescription2 Oh, this is so exciting! I feel like I'm sending you out on some sort of super-assignment! MS03TaskDescription2 Okay, okay. Give me a moment to calm down... Now then, after some searching, I got this RobCo processor widget. MS03TaskDescription2 Supposedly, if you connect it to the mainframe at the RobCo factory, you get access to an army of robots! MS03TaskDescription2 Seems like it's right up your alley, huh? And it'd be a great example of how to harness technology, wouldn't it? MS03TaskDescription2 It does, doesn't it? I mostly just deal with it after it's junked. But a trader gave me this RobCo processor widget. He said it's worth a fortune! MS03TaskDescription2 According to him, if it's connected to the mainframe in the RobCo factory, you could have access to all the robots you'd ever want! MS03TaskDescription2 Now that would be a great example of how to harness technology, wouldn't it? MS03TaskDescription3 Landmines are one of the few dangers out there that you can profit from. Disarm one before it blows, and you can sell it for plenty of caps. MS03TaskDescription3 I've heard stories about a ghost town that's just full of mines. Traders just call the place "Minefield." MS03TaskDescription3 Sounds like the place for some fieldwork! Get in there, get back, and tell me all about it. And could you bring back a mine for my studies? MS03TaskDescription3 Landmines are one of the few dangers out there that you can profit from. Disarm one before it blows, and you can sell it for plenty of caps. MS03TaskDescription3 I've heard stories about a ghost town that's just full of mines. Traders just call the place "Minefield." MS03TaskDescription3 Sounds like the place for some fieldwork! Get in there, get back, and tell me all about it. And could you bring back a mine for my studies? MS03TaskDescription3 Well, I never get to study anyone who's severely injured. Not without them crying to be fixed right away or trying to bleed out and all that. MS03TaskDescription3 But obviously, you can handle a lot of abuse, so if I'm ever going to find a good example of human anatomy and injury resistance, it'd be you. MS03TaskDescription3 Next time you get badly injured, return here so I can examine you before I heal you up. MS03TaskDescription3 I mean, you're going to get yourself hurt anyway, right? MS03TaskDescription3 Oh, that'd sure save me a lot of time. But I bet then it wouldn't have your name on it, now would it? MS03TaskDescription3 Books are where the old world kept its knowledge, and libraries are where it kept the books. And there's supposed to be one in Arlington. MS03TaskDescription3 See if it's still there, and if you can download records from its computer. Information dumps like those would be invaluable for rebuilding humanity! MS03TaskDescription3 Oh, that'd sure save me a lot of time. But I bet their book wouldn't have anything about exploding Mole Rats, would it? MS03TaskDescription3 Books are where the old world kept its knowledge, and libraries are where it kept the books. And there's supposed to be one in Arlington. MS03TaskDescription3 See if it's still there, and if you can download records from its computer. Information dumps like those would be invaluable for rebuilding humanity! MS03TaskLie There's no way you could have gone there and gotten back already. MS03TaskLie It's got to take at least a day to get there and back. Now get going! MS03TaskLie I appreciate the landmine, but there's just no way you could have gotten to Minefield and back already! MS03TaskLie I mean, it's got to take at least a day or so to get there and back! So get going! MS03TaskLie Oh, great! And you look like it went fine! So, how was it? MS03TaskLie My very own landmine! Just what I've always wanted. Well, always since I sent you out on this, anyway. MS03TaskLie Now, tell me all about it. What was it like going through there? What's it like disarming a landmine? MS03TaskLie Do you think I suddenly lost track of time or something? There's no way you've gone there and back in the blink of an eye like that! MS03TaskLie Really? Oh, that's a shame. I guess it was an obvious place for people to get food, so it all got taken long ago, huh? MS03TaskLie Still, good work checking it out! And have some food as thanks for the work. It's a shame you didn't find any, there. MS03TaskLie Oh, come on. You barely even left! I can't imagine you tested it on reasonable number of subjects so quickly. It can't have been a good sample size. MS03TaskLie Excellent! Finally, mankind will have a way to shoo away those annoying pests without resorting to cruelty or violence! MS03TaskLie I'll just take that back for my final studies. Oh, but here! I've got lots of leftover chems from the testing. Maybe some of them are your style? MS03TaskLie Oh, come on! You weren't even searching for a full day! You can't just give up on knowledge like that so fast! MS03TaskLie Really? All of it? Not even a single, tattered paperback? Oh, that's terrible. Just like the Library of Alexandria County. What a loss to the world. MS03TaskLie But... I guess I promised you some pay, didn't I? Here's some caps. But it's nothing compared to the wealth of knowledge we've all lost. MS03TaskLie Oh, come on. Now you're just being silly. There's no way you went down to Rivet City and came back in less than a day. MS03TaskLie It is? I've never heard of anything like that! I don't even know anything in books about that sort of thing. Unless... MS03TaskLie Oh my goodness! Do you think it's originally from Atlantis? Or maybe Mu? Maybe they started the war? I never would have guessed that without you! MS03TaskLie This could change everything! Here, have your pay... our book is going to be huge! MS03TaskNotComplete1 Oh. Well, could you get on that? Thanks! MS03TaskNotComplete1 Not even for humanity? Not even for science? MS03TaskNotComplete1 It's not just because they say the place is haunted, is it? Because that's no reason to avoid the place. MS03TaskNotComplete1 Ghosts don't exist. But landmines do. Oh boy, do they. And that's what we need to study! MS03TaskNotComplete1 Wow, it repels them that much? I can't wait for your full report! MS03TaskNotComplete1 There's only one way to know for sure. Just slip the observer into a spawning pod at the War Memorial. I'll take care of the rest. MS03TaskNotComplete1 Oh, don't think of it as crippling yourself for me... Think of it as getting free treatment when you eventually end up getting yourself hurt! MS03TaskNotComplete1 Try asking around a bit. You never know who's collected a lot of information, do you? MS03TaskNotComplete1 Well, why not go over there and make a few friends? Or activate them, I guess. MS03TaskNotComplete1 Places like that store the collected knowledge of the entire human race. How we began, how we lived, and how we died. Knowledge overwhelming! MS03TaskNotComplete1 So I'd have to say, and please, please don't take this the wrong way... Yes. It is worth risking your life over those books. MS03TaskNotComplete1 I mean, no offense. MS03TaskNotComplete2 No, not all right. Every day you don't help with this research is another day people might die! MS03TaskNotComplete2 And I can't write without good research, or else people might follow bad info and die anyway! So get to work! MS03TaskNotComplete2 I realize a lot of things, but this isn't one of them because it's a real scientific necessity and... and... and not ridiculous at all! MS03TaskNotComplete2 What I mean is, I need this research, and you're probably going to get irradiated out there, anyway. So why not come back here and help me, too? MS03TaskNotComplete2 Neither is going around all the time with a loaded gun or running with sharp objects, but people do those things all the time! MS03TaskNotComplete2 You worry too much. Just be careful where you step, and I'm sure you'll be fine! MS03TaskNotComplete2 Oh, it's perfectly fine, and made from organic ingredients. Well, it affects things' organs. That's close enough to being organic, right? MS03TaskNotComplete2 Either way, it's perfectly safe. Heck, once it got into food for Jericho, and he never even knew! MS03TaskNotComplete2 Okay, yes, they're jerks. But if they're intelligent, we can get them to stop. And train them. Maybe we could even ride them! That'd be fun! MS03TaskNotComplete2 Well, I could hardly be an impartial observer in that case, now could I? It'd ruin the validity of the entire experiment. MS03TaskNotComplete2 Besides, you wouldn't shoot me, now would you? MS03TaskNotComplete2 Umm... How about I just leave you alone for a bit? MS03TaskNotComplete2 No, history is what losers become. MS03TaskNotComplete2 You go right back and talk to those people and find out something so we can make sure others learn from their successes! MS03TaskNotComplete2 The trader who sold me that insisted it was a snap to use. Just plug it into the mainframe, and it should take care of the rest. MS03TaskNotComplete2 Of course, if you played around with the systems after that, we'd probably learn even more. But you can deal with that when you get there. MS03TaskNotComplete2 No need to worry about that. It's got to be around - it's a government building, and they were all built to the highest construction standards! MS03TaskNotComplete2 I could swear I read that in an old book somewhere, so it's got to be true! MS03TaskRejection Well, I guess I can wait a little. I've got plenty of other projects to work on, after all. MS03TaskRejection But come back soon and help out. It's for an important cause! MS03TaskReturn So, how's the scavving been? Got the food and medicine from that Super-Duper Mart? MS03TaskReturn Oh? Feeling a bit under the weather? Or a bit over the Geiger-counter? MS03TaskReturn How are those hot little potatoes? MS03TaskReturn Because, you know, they're on the ground, like potatoes. And hot, because they, um, explode. MS03TaskReturn Anyway, what's up? MS03TaskReturn How are those hot little potatoes? Or whatever. You know what I mean. MS03TaskReturn Oh, I can't wait to hear how the repellent's working! MS03TaskReturn So, are they intelligent? Do they have a leader? Some sort of king? Or priests? Or some sort of scaly community center? MS03TaskReturn Well, how do you feel? MS03TaskReturn Any luck finding out how Rivet City got started? MS03TaskReturn Fiddle with any interesting technology, lately? MS03TaskReturn Is it there? Are there books? Can I go borrow some? MS03TaskReward1 Hopefully, you'll be finding food and medicine, but I could sweeten the deal by paying more food when you get back, regardless of the results. MS03TaskReward1 While you're away, I can at least search through my junk and see if there's anything that'll go with old food to make it more appetizing. MS03TaskReward1 Don't worry about the chemicals. I handled them all the time while experimenting, and I'm perfectly fine, aren't I? MS03TaskReward1 How about I let you have the leftover chems I used to make it? Heck, do a thorough job, and maybe I'll let you keep the repellent itself. MS03TaskReward1 You mean, apart from making sure we don't repeat our tragic failures in a never-ending cavalcade of human pathos and suffering? MS03TaskReward1 Let's say... A big pile of Mentats. I got a shipment of those in recently. Do a good job, and maybe the people of Rivet City will reward you, too. MS03TaskReward2 Oh, don't worry so much about it. I'll be waiting here with a nice, tall glass of rad-cleansing brahmin milk for you when you get back. MS03TaskReward2 Well, mostly just a whole lot of Rad-X and Rad-Away. And maybe even a more reliable way to get rid of radiation! Assuming it works, of course. MS03TaskReward2 While you're working on that, I'll be following up on a lead I've got for a couple Stealth-Boys. When you're done, they're yours. MS03TaskReward2 And who knows? Maybe we'll learn something useful from the Mirelurks. MS03TaskReward2 Well, you'll be getting access to an army of robots. That ought to be reward enough, right? But if you insist, I could spare some pulse grenades. MS03TaskReward3 What better reward for avoiding explosives than to pay you with explosives? Frag grenades, in this case. I got a pretty good haul of them recently. MS03TaskReward3 And if you bring me back something to study, maybe I can make some modifications for you. Nothing like tinkering with a live mine, right? MS03TaskReward3 Did you know, when bones break and re-heal, they grow back tougher? In a way, you'd be repaying yourself. Once I make sure you survive, of course. MS03TaskReward3 But in a more tangible way, I can give you a modified environmental suit of mine. How's that sound? MS03TaskReward3 The obvious answer would be, "a book." But I guess there might not be any left there, so how about I pay you with good old-fashioned caps? MS03TaskReward3 Who knows what you could buy with all those caps? It could be anything. It could even be a book! MS03TaskSetDone Yup, you've done a great job! I just need to add in the section on how to cook rat, and this chapter's done. MS03TaskSetDone Here, for your services, I've saved up quite a few Stimpaks. Of course, you may need them: we've still got two more chapters to go. MS03TaskSetDone Absolutely! I'm glad to finish it up, but I'll bet you're even happier, right? MS03TaskSetDone Just one last chapter, now. And it's much safer, I promise! MS03TaskSetDone Oh, and here's your payment - two big boxes full of ammo. Think of it as insurance, in case the next chapter isn't as safe as I predict. MS03TaskSetDone It certainly is. With that last bit of info, I'm all done! MS03TaskSetDone For all your hard work, I want you to have this Mini Nuke. I kept meaning to use it to dig a well, but honestly, it just makes me nervous. MS03TaskSetDone Now, I just need to do a few last tweaks and it'll be ready to print and distribute! Thanks for all the help! MS03TaskSetDone Correct, and it's looking very smart. Very smart, indeed! They'll be dazzled by our intelligence! MS03TaskSetDone Here, for your services, I've saved up quite a few stimpaks. Of course, you may need them: we've still got two more chapters to go. MS03TaskSetDone Correct, as always! And your feedback's really led to a very smartly written book. Maybe too smart for some folks, I worry. MS03TaskSetDone Of course, if the reader can't be bothered to understand something important as a book on how to stay alive, then what can we do, huh? MS03TaskSetDone And in case those readers blame you for their ignorance, here's your payment: two big boxes of ammo. Now, on to the next chapter! MS03TaskSetDone Yes, that concludes our exceptional expert endeavor! I have to admit, I was worried it would go over some peoples' heads, but it should be fine. MS03TaskSetDone For all your hard work, I want you to have this Mini Nuke. I kept meaning to use it to dig a well, but honestly, it just makes me nervous. MS03TaskSetDone Now, I just need to do a few last tweaks and it'll be ready to print and distribute! Thanks for all the help! MS03TaskSetDone Yup. It's looking like it'll be a real tough book for real tough guys. And real tough gals, too, of course! MS03TaskSetDone Here, for your services, I've saved up quite a few stimpaks. Of course, you may need them: we've still got two more chapters to go. MS03TaskSetDone You bet. Your feedback is just the stuff for that rough-and-tumble, survive-anything sort of feel! MS03TaskSetDone Of course, readers who aren't already rough-and-tumble may have a hard time dealing with it. But I'm sure they'll pick up survival as they go. MS03TaskSetDone Nothing to concern ourselves over, I'm sure. Here's your payment - nothing too complex, just lots and lots of ammo. Now, on to the next chapter! MS03TaskSetDone Yup, that's the last bit for the toughest survival guide in the Wastes! Survivors of the world, rejoice! And everyone else, too! MS03TaskSetDone For all your hard work, I want you to have this Mini Nuke. I kept meaning to use it to dig a well, but honestly, it just makes me nervous. MS03TaskSetDone Now, I just need to do a few last tweaks and it'll be ready to print and distribute! Thanks for all the help! MS03TaskSetDone It most certainly does. And if I keep writing in the style of some of your reports, this is going to be one mighty slick book! MS03TaskSetDone Here, for your services, I've saved up quite a few stimpaks. Of course, you may need them: we've still got two more chapters to go. MS03TaskSetDone Oh, it's very real, and very complete. I think I'm really capturing that sly and stylish way you have of getting around problems out there! MS03TaskSetDone Of course, I worry I'll write with too much style and not enough substance. So keep bringing me back good research, and that won't be a problem! MS03TaskSetDone Here's your payment: I know ammo isn't really your style, but think of it as excellent bartering material. Now, on to the next chapter! MS03TaskSetDone Smooth, suave, and done with a smile. I swear I picked up a few pointers from your style, myself! MS03TaskSetDone For all your hard work, I want you to have this Mini Nuke. I kept meaning to use it to dig a well, but honestly, it just makes me nervous. MS03TaskSetDone Now, I just need to do a few last tweaks and it'll be ready to print and distribute! Thanks for all the help! MS03TaskSetDone It definitely is. I'm trying to put that same great sense of humor you've got into the book. Keep it up, and it'll inform and entertain! MS03TaskSetDone Here, for your services, I've saved up quite a few stimpaks. Of course, you may need them: we've still got two more chapters to go. MS03TaskSetDone Oh, you. Of course we are. And I think I'm really capturing that snide wit of yours. So, for all your snippiness, I think it'll help the book. MS03TaskSetDone Still, I can put up with plenty of your little jabs, as long as the research is good. MS03TaskSetDone And, yes, you'll still get paid. Here: nothing says loving like big boxes of ammunition, right? Now, on to the next chapter? MS03TaskSetDone Well, lucky for you, we're done! And for all your nasty attitude, I think the quips made it a lot more entertaining to read. That's bound to help. MS03TaskSetDone For all your hard work, I want you to have this Mini Nuke. I kept meaning to use it to dig a well, but honestly, it just makes me nervous. MS03TaskSetDone Now, I just need to do a few last tweaks and it'll be ready to print and distribute! Thanks for all the help! MS03VaultQuestions1A Great! Just tell me what it's like to live underground all your life, or to come outside for the first time, or whatever strikes your fancy! MS03VaultQuestions1A Great! Just tell me what it's like to live underground all your life, or to come outside for the first time, or whatever strikes your fancy! MS03VaultQuestions1B I'm pretty sure I remember a girl coming into town with that about ten, twelve years ago. MS03VaultQuestions1B She didn't know a thing about the Wastes, and I knew she'd get herself hurt without some sort of protection. So I offered to armor her vault suit. MS03VaultQuestions1B Never saw her again -- probably died out there, poor thing. In a way, she gave me the idea to write this book. It's yours, if you help. MS03VaultQuestions2A A runaway dad, huh? I've seen plenty of them before. But none with a big "101" on their back. MS03VaultQuestions2A That'll be good for the book. In fact, want to help me with the research? I can pay you, and it'll be fun! MS03VaultQuestions2A A runaway dad, huh? I've seen plenty of them before. But none with a big "101" on their back. MS03VaultQuestions2A Good luck finding him. Maybe the Armored Vault Suit will help you out there, huh? MS03VaultQuestions2A That'll be good for the book. In fact, want to help me with the research? I can pay you, and it'll be fun! MS03VaultQuestions2B Hah! Yeah, you wouldn't imagine how hard it is to replace that big light bulb up there, too! MS03VaultQuestions2B That'll be good for the book. In fact, want to help me with the research? I can pay you, and it'll be fun! MS03VaultQuestions2B Hah! Yeah, you wouldn't imagine how hard it is to replace that big light bulb up there, too! MS03VaultQuestions2B That's great for a foreword - open with a joke and all that. Here, take the suit - something tells me you might need it. MS03VaultQuestions2B That'll be good for the book. In fact, want to help me with the research? I can pay you, and it'll be fun! MS03VaultQuestions2C Oh, certainly, your majesty! Allow me to humbly welcome you to the, um, Duchy of Megaton. MS03VaultQuestions2C However, you may consider going incognito. People around here don't always take kindly to monarchy, you know. MS03VaultQuestions2C That'll be good for the book. In fact, want to help me with the research? I can pay you, and it'll be fun! MS03VaultQuestions2C Oh, certainly, your majesty! Then consider this Armored Vault Suit to be Megaton's gift to your mighty empire. MS03VaultQuestions2C However, you may consider going incognito. People around here don't always take kindly to monarchy, you know. MS03VaultQuestions2C That'll be good for the book. In fact, want to help me with the research? I can pay you, and it'll be fun! MS03VaultQuestions2D Well, it takes a little more work than that to get food. And good water's even harder. But you'll figure that out soon enough. MS03VaultQuestions2D That'll be good for the book. In fact, want to help me with the research? I can pay you, and it'll be fun! MS03VaultQuestions2D Well, it takes a little more work than that to get food. And good water's even harder. But you'll figure that out soon enough. MS03VaultQuestions2D Here, take the armored suit. It won't help feed you, but it should keep you from being food for anything else. Or anyone else. MS03VaultQuestions2D That'll be good for the book. In fact, want to help me with the research? I can pay you, and it'll be fun! MS03VaultQuestions2E That's terrible! MS03VaultQuestions2E But it'll be great for a foreword. So in that sense, it's great! MS03VaultQuestions2E I think you're going to like it out here. Just, be careful. Otherwise, you might get recycled into something else's food. MS03VaultQuestions2E That'll be good for the book. In fact, want to help me with the research? I can pay you, and it'll be fun! MS03VaultQuestions2E That's terrible! MS03VaultQuestions2E But it'll be great for a foreword. So in that sense, it's great! MS03VaultQuestions2E I think you're going to like it out here. And here's the armored suit, just to make sure you don't get recycled into something else's food. MS03VaultQuestions2E That'll be good for the book. In fact, want to help me with the research? I can pay you, and it'll be fun! MS03VaultRefusal If you say so. But if you really mean that, you might want to stop wearing a suit with their number writ large across the back. MS03VaultRefusal Anyway, I guess I don't need a foreword. They just get in the way of the real content. But the book's going to be great, you just watch. MS03VaultRefusal Anyway, I guess I don't need a foreword. They just get in the way of the real content. But the book's going to be great, you just watch. MS03YearlingGreeting It seems that we have similar goals in mind. It's rare to meet someone who has proper priorities. MS03YearlingGreeting I am Senior Scribe Yearling, Order of the Word. I have a proposal for you if you are interested. MS04AdoptionSlaver01 All right, all right. He'll fetch a good price in the long run. Here you go. MS04AdoptionSlaver01 Now all you gotta do is put this collar on him and tell him to run his ass on over here. We'll do the rest. MS04AdoptionSlaver02 You drive a hard bargain, but it's still well worth it. Here you go. MS04AdoptionSlaver02 Now all you gotta do is put this collar on him and tell him to run his ass on over here. We'll do the rest. MS04AdoptionSlaver03 Good. Here's your caps. Pleasure doing business with you. MS04AdoptionSlaver03 Now all you gotta do is put this collar on him and tell him to run his ass on over here. We'll do the rest. MS04AdoptionSlaver04 Whatever. MS04AdoptionTL Poor dear. I know what it's like to be alone. I'd love to take him in. MS04AdoptionTL Don't worry, I have the means to keep him fed and healthy but most importantly, safe. MS04AdoptionTL Kids are a bit tough in the resell, but they make good future breeders. MS04AdoptionTL I'll take him off your hands. How about 100 caps? MS04AdoptionTL This ain't a hotel, mungo. We don't let stupid farts in here for the hell of it. MS04AdoptionTL Haven't we gone through this? MS04AdoptionTLBryanNo Oh, okay. I understand. Thanks for trying though. MS04AdoptionTLBryanNo Don't worry about me... I'll be okay here. Now that the Fire Ants are long gone, maybe people will begin showing up here again. MS04AdoptionTLBryanNo Stop by again someday and say hi, okay? MS04AdoptionTLBryanYesLL Well, it would have been nicer to live with Vera, but this will probably be pretty fun too! MS04AdoptionTLBryanYesLL I can't believe everything you've done for me. Most people would have kept on walking when I ran up to them screaming like I did. MS04AdoptionTLBryanYesLL I'll get my stuff together and move on out there right away. Come visit me sometime! MS04AdoptionTLBryanYesPF W-what is this weird thing? MS04AdoptionTLBryanYesPF01 I can't believe everything you've done for me. Most people would have kept on walking when I ran up to them screaming like I did. MS04AdoptionTLBryanYesPF01 I'll get my stuff together and move on out there right away. Come visit me sometime! MS04AdoptionTLBryanYesPF02 I can't believe everything you've done for me. Most people would have kept on walking when I ran up to them screaming like I did. MS04AdoptionTLBryanYesPF02 I'll get my stuff together and move on out there right away. Come visit me sometime! MS04AdoptionTLBryanYesPF03 You son-of-a-bitch!!!! MS04AdoptionTLBryanYesPF03 How could you do this to me? I lost everything and you sell me to slavers? Well fuck you! MS04AdoptionTLBryanYesVera You really found her!? Oh, thank you so much! MS04AdoptionTLBryanYesVera I can't believe everything you've done for me. Most people would have kept on walking when I ran up to them screaming like I did. MS04AdoptionTLBryanYesVera I'll get my stuff together and move on out there right away. Come visit me sometime! MS04AdoptionTLMcReady01 You're killin' me here, mungo. MS04AdoptionTLMcReady01 Fine. You can send him here, but I'm not gonna do any special favors for him or anything. He's gotta pull his weight. MS04AdoptionTLMcReady02 This is a bad idea... MS04AdoptionTLMcReady02 Fine, send him here. But if he smells bad, or makes dumb jokes, I'm sticking him right back outside. MS04AdoptionTLMcReady02 We got enough of those here already. MS04AdoptionTLMcReady03 Like I care about your stupid caps. I'm not some big, dumb mungo. MS04AdoptionTLMcReady03 We don't let people just come in here when they feel like it. That ain't how it works, and it ain't gonna change. MS04AdoptionTLMcReady03 Guess you gotta find another home for Little Orphan Asshole. MS04AdoptionTLMcReady04 Already have. MS04AdoptionTLMcReady05 Ha ha, tough guy. MS04AdoptionTLMcReady05 Nice try, but we ain't got the room. MS04AdoptionTLMcReady05 Ha ha. Tryin' to act like you're all tough, mungo? MS04AdoptionTLMcReady05 Nice try, but we ain't got the room. MS04AdoptionTLWait Certainly. I wouldn't expect you to make a rash decision. MS04AdoptionTLYes Oh, that's wonderful! If you ever wander back into Rivet City, why don't you check up on us. You're always welcome. MS04Bailout All right. What is it? MS04Bailout Yes? MS04BryanCT01 Those... THINGS. They keep coming. They scare me! Make it stop! MS04BryanCT02 No... those things will get me! I can't. Gotta' keep going! MS04BryanCT03 Those things... they're gonna' get me too! Can't stop now! MS04BryanCT04 You won't leave me like all the other grown-ups? You... you can help me? MS04BryanCT04a You look stronger than all the other grown-ups. Can you... can you protect me? MS04BryanCT04a You look stronger than all the other grown-ups. Can you... can you protect me? MS04BryanCT04b R... really? No monsters? MS04BryanCT04b Then you can make these things go away! MS04BryanCT05 THOSE things! It's all their fault! They did this to us! MS04BryanCT06 No! You don't care! The grown-ups never cared! Now they're all dead! Well, fine! You'll just die too! MS04BryanCT06a See! I knew it! You don't care! No one ever cares! MS04BryanCT06a Well fine! Go away, see if I care! But those... things. They're gonna' get you! MS04BryanCT06b Please don't get mad at me... I'm scared. I don't know what to do. MS04BryanCT06b Just help me... promise you'll help me! MS04BryanCT07 Those... big things. They're all over Grayditch and they killed everyone! MS04BryanCT07 Please... please find my pappa! MS04BryanCT08 You grown-ups are all the same! All you care about is your stuff! MS04BryanCT08 My pappa is missing and I think the ants may have gotten him! I hope they get you too! MS04BryanCT08a Why are you so mean!? All you care about is yourself! Well, fine! MS04BryanCT08a My pappa is missing and I think the ants may have gotten him! I hope they get you too! MS04BryanWilksAnger01 Okay, I forgive you. MS04BryanWilksAnger02 No! They always just say sorry, but then it turns out to be a bunch of lies. MS04BryanWilksAnger02 How can I ever trust a grown-up again? MS04BryanWilksAnger03 When I was bad, my pappa made me apologize three times. Then he decided if I was really or sorry or not. MS04BryanWilksAnger03 You wanna' talk to me about stuff, say you're sorry three times... and you better mean it! MS04BryanWilksAnger04 Fine. Hmph. MS04BryanWilksAngerSorry Good. You did it. Now I'll talk to you. MS04BryanWilksAngerSorry Keep 'em coming. Pappa said that's the right thing to do. MS04BryanWilksAngerSorry That's good. Keep going. MS04BryanWilksAngrySorryClever Oh man! You got me! MS04BryanWilksAngrySorryClever I guess I accept your apology! MS04BryanWilksFatherDead01 Yeah... I snuck back home a little while ago and found him laying there. MS04BryanWilksFatherDead01 I guess I already knew anyway, I just needed to see for myself. Besides, I'm too tired to cry anymore. MS04BryanWilksFatherDead01 He's...he's dead? MS04BryanWilksFatherDead01 I guess I already knew. Besides, I'm too tired to cry anymore. MS04BryanWilksFatherDead02 Yeah... I snuck back home a little while ago and found him laying there. MS04BryanWilksFatherDead02 I guess I already knew anyway, I just needed to see for myself. Besides, I'm too tired to cry anymore. MS04BryanWilksFatherDead02 He's...he's dead? MS04BryanWilksFatherDead02 I guess I already knew. Besides, I'm too tired to cry anymore. MS04BryanWilksFatherDead03 Well you don't have to be such a meanie about it. MS04BryanWilksFatherDead03 I already knew anyway, Mr. Smarty. I snuck back home a little while ago and found him laying there. MS04BryanWilksFatherDead03 Now he's dead and I'm by myself. Not that you'd care. MS04BryanWilksFatherDead03 You... you know what you are? You're a big asshole! That's right... an asshole! My pappa said never to say that word, but you deserve it! MS04BryanWilksFatherDead03 Now what am I going to do? My pappa's dead... poor pappa... MS04BryanWilksFatherDead04 You gotta stop it so this can't happen to anyone else's family ever again! MS04BryanWilksFatherDead04 I wish I had met you a long time ago, then maybe my dad would still be alive. MS04BryanWilksFatherDead05 You gotta stop it so this can't happen to anyone else's family ever again! MS04BryanWilksFatherDead05 I wish I had met you a long time ago, then maybe my dad would still be alive. MS04BryanWilksFatherDead05 Thanks for doing all this... I'm feeling better now that you're here. MS04BryanWilksFatherDead06 Please don't go! Please! MS04BryanWilksFatherDead06 We have to get back at these things for killing my pappa! We just gotta! MS04BryanWilksFatherDead07 Why does everyone who comes through here have to be so mean!? MS04BryanWilksFatherDead07 We have to get back at these things for killing my pappa! We just gotta! MS04BryanWilksFatherDead09 Look, my dad used to always say "You can do whatever you want in life but the family comes first." MS04BryanWilksFatherDead09 If I left now, I'd just be running away. I can't do that. I owe him. MS04BryanWilksIntroExtender You-you are?! I can't believe it! MS04BryanWilksIntroExtender But what about pappa?! I need you to find my pappa! MS04BryanWilksIntroExtender You-you are?! I can't believe it! MS04BryanWilksIntroExtender But what about pappa?! I need you to find my pappa! MS04BryanWilksIntroExtenderCaps Look, I know if you find my pappa he's gotta have some caps with him. He'd pay you! Please, mister! MS04BryanWilksIntroExtenderCaps Look, I know if you find my pappa he's gotta have some caps with him. He'd pay you! Please, mister! MS04BryanWilksIntroExtenderNope Why are you so mean!? MS04BryanWilksIntroExtenderNope I knew grown-ups were stupid! All you care about is yourself! Well, fine! MS04BryanWilksPost50NeverMet01 My name's Bryan Wilks. I live in Grayditch. Well, that is, I did until those Fire Ants turned this place into a cemetery. MS04BryanWilksPost50NeverMet01 They killed everyone in town... including my pappa. Now I'm all alone. MS04BryanWilksPost50NeverMet01 I'm glad those stupid things are all dead though! You're pretty tough! MS04BryanWilksPost50NeverMet02 My name's Bryan Wilks. I live in Grayditch. Well, that is, I did until those Fire Ants turned this place into a cemetery. MS04BryanWilksPost50NeverMet02 They killed everyone in town... including my pappa. Now I'm all alone. MS04BryanWilksPost50NeverMet02 I'm glad those stupid things are all dead though! You're pretty tough! MS04BryanWilksPost50NeverMet03 Awww, come on. You're pretty tough taking out all those ants by yourself! MS04BryanWilksPost50NeverMet03 The name's Bryan Wilks, by the way, I live in Grayditch. Well, that is, I did until those Fire Ants turned this place into a cemetery. MS04BryanWilksPost50NeverMet03 They killed everyone in town... including my pappa. Now I'm all alone. MS04BryanWilksPostDungeonLeskoWay01 I wish I had something to give you for all the work you did, but I never really had much to start with. MS04BryanWilksPostDungeonLeskoWay01 I guess now you'll be on your way and I'll have to try living here by myself. I hope you'll come back and visit someday. MS04BryanWilksPostDungeonLeskoWay02 I wish I had something to give you for all the work you did, but I never really had much to start with. MS04BryanWilksPostDungeonLeskoWay02 I guess now you'll be on your way and I'll have to try living here by myself. I hope you'll come back and visit someday. MS04BryanWilksPostDungeonLeskoWay03 I wish I had something to give you for all the work you did, but I never really had much to start with. MS04BryanWilksPostDungeonLeskoWay03 I guess now you'll be on your way and I'll have to try living here by myself. I hope you'll come back and visit someday. MS04BryanWilksPreStage50CT01 Just be careful, mister... I don't wanna lose you too. MS04BryanWilksPreStage50CT01 Just be careful, lady... I don't wanna lose you too. MS04BryanWilksPreStage50CT02 You do?! MS04BryanWilksPreStage50CT02 Well, what are you waiting here for? Go back and kill that thing! Because of it, my pappa's dead! Hurry! MS04BryanWilksPreStage50CT03 Awww shucks. Well, keep trying, mister. I promise I'll be good and stay right here for you. MS04BryanWilksPreStage50CT03 Awww shucks. Well, keep trying, lady. I promise I'll be good and stay right here for you. MS04DoctorLeskoBkgdBail Oh, my. I suppose I do tend to ramble on about all things academic. MS04DoctorLeskoBkgdBail My problem right now is I can't reach my terminal to make the proper adjustments and repair the damage I've caused. MS04DoctorLeskoCT01 Well, I might ask you the same thing. MS04DoctorLeskoCT01 You're trampling about in a delicately balanced and highly sensitive experimental area. MS04DoctorLeskoCT01MetBryanFirst Well, yes. I suppose I am. MS04DoctorLeskoCT01MetBryanFirst Doctor Weston Lesko's my name and it's good to make your acquaintance. What brings you to my little experimental ecosystem? MS04DoctorLeskoCT02 That is precisely why this is the ideal place for my work. MS04DoctorLeskoCT02 Do you realize you're trampling about in a delicately balanced and highly sensitive experimentation area? MS04DoctorLeskoCT03 That's no way to talk to a man of science! MS04DoctorLeskoCT03 I don't have time for this kind of childish nonsense, I have some very delicate experiments that I must attend to! MS04DoctorLeskoCT04 My experiments are of a complex nature and would take a scientist to explain... oh wait! I'm a scientist! How marvelous! MS04DoctorLeskoCT04 My foray into reducing the girth of these insectoid creatures is of utmost importance. MS04DoctorLeskoCT04 I intend to generationally reduce their immense stature by way of a pre-birth induced mutagen. Isn't that clever? MS04DoctorLeskoCT05 I've chosen this room as a temporary retreat from which to contemplate my erroneous figures for my experiments. MS04DoctorLeskoCT05 It may be a bit dark and damp, but such annoyances will not stand in the way of science! MS04DoctorLeskoCT06 Oh my! Such rude behavior! MS04DoctorLeskoCT06 I'll have none of this from you. I have far more important things to do. Oh, goodness me! That rhymed! How marvelous! MS04DoctorLeskoCT07 My word! You understand perfectly! How marvelous! MS04DoctorLeskoCT08 Hmmm. Let me see. Well... You start with a generation of very large ants. MS04DoctorLeskoCT08 You simply inject the current brood's eggs with an engineered mutagen. Then, the next generation should be smaller. MS04DoctorLeskoCT08 Do it enough times, and you may be able to reduce them back to their once original tiny size. MS04DoctorLeskoCT09 Yes, it's fairly obvious you have no clue what I'm dealing with here. Let me explain to you, as I would to a child. MS04DoctorLeskoCT09 The ants start out very very big. Then we put the magic potion in the eggs, so when they hatch, the new ones will be smaller. MS04DoctorLeskoCT09 Do that many many times and soon all the ants are tiny again! How marvelous! MS04DoctorLeskoCT09a It's always staggering just how low the intellectual level of the typical Wastelander appears to be. Let me try and explain. MS04DoctorLeskoCT09a The ants are very very big. I want to make them very very small. MS04DoctorLeskoCT09a So I put a special medicine in the eggs to make them small after they hatch. MS04DoctorLeskoCT10 Well. I'm afraid I've made slight miscalculations in the mutagen. Instead of lowering their size, the brood hatched with a new biomechanism. MS04DoctorLeskoCT10 I call their genetic abberation pyrosis; the ability to emit flame from their bodies. MS04DoctorLeskoCT10 I may be able to correct this error, but I can't get near my equipment. MS04DoctorLeskoCT11 Well, this is rather embarrassing so you'll have to forgive me, it appears that I've made a slight miscalculation in my mutagen samples. MS04DoctorLeskoCT11 Instead of lowering the size of the ants, the brood hatched and developed a new biomechanism. MS04DoctorLeskoCT11 I call their genetic aberration pyrosis; the ability to emit flame from their bodies. MS04DoctorLeskoCT11 I may be able to correct this error, but I can't get near my equipment. MS04DoctorLeskoCT11a Hmph. I don't expect a common Wastelander to understand the intricacies of an experiment this delicate. MS04DoctorLeskoCT11a There was an error in my calculations that caused my mutagen to allow the ants to develop a new biomechanism. MS04DoctorLeskoCT11a I call their genetic aberration pyrosis; the ability to emit flame from their bodies. MS04DoctorLeskoCT11a I may be able to correct this error, but I can't get near my equipment. MS04DoctorLeskoCT12 I'm afraid it's not that simple. The mutagen has already been injected into the Ant Queen. She has enough in her body to last for years. MS04DoctorLeskoCT12 My problem right now is I can't reach my terminal to make the proper adjustments and repair the damage I've caused. MS04DoctorLeskoCT13 A small price to pay for the advancement of science. MS04DoctorLeskoCT13 A few die, and later after the mutagen is improved, many more will live. That's the way it's done. MS04DoctorLeskoCT13 The only way to correct this mistake is to modify the mutagen. I must get to my terminal. MS04DoctorLeskoCT13a Your knowledge of experimental procedure surprises me! MS04DoctorLeskoCT13a Indeed, I have skipped a step and directly modified an entire brood. Perhaps I was too hasty... I was so certain it would work. MS04DoctorLeskoCT13a To correct this mistake, I'll need to get to my terminal to modify the mutagen. MS04DoctorLeskoCT13b There's no need to be rude! Science must learn to crawl before it walks. MS04DoctorLeskoCT13b If you're not interested in helping the situation, then I suggest you let me get back to perfecting my mutagen. MS04DoctorLeskoCT15 Imagine. Years from now... the entire population of ants in the Wasteland, back to the size of a peanut. MS04DoctorLeskoCT15 Our names will be in the history books for such a feat of scientific brilliance! How marvelous! MS04DoctorLeskoMutGone01SC Perhaps man isn't ready, my friend. Not today, but maybe someday. MS04DoctorLeskoMutGone01SC I suppose I shouldn't be angered by your actions, forgive my impertinance. MS04DoctorLeskoMutGone01Science Spoken like a true disciple of science! I will restart my calculations from the beginning and learn to crawl before I try to run. MS04DoctorLeskoMutGone01Science I suppose I shouldn't be angered by your actions, forgive my impertinance. MS04DoctorLeskoMutGone02 You utter buffoon! You've set my work back months... perhaps even years! MS04DoctorLeskoMutGone02 I'm afraid I have no further use of your services and any bargain we may have had is null and void! MS04DoctorLeskoMutGone02 Now, if you'll excuse me... MS04DoctorLeskoMutGone03 You utter buffoon! You've set my work back months... perhaps even years! MS04DoctorLeskoMutGone03 I'm afraid I have no further use of your services and any bargain we may have had is null and void! MS04DoctorLeskoMutGone03 Now, if you'll excuse me... MS04DoctorLeskoQuestAccepted You will? How marvelous! MS04DoctorLeskoQuestAccepted Be careful, my friend, the Nest Guardians can be quite tenacious. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain01 Since you've offered, allow me to elaborate. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain01 My portable terminal is set up in the Hatchery Chamber near the Ant Queen. If I can reach it, I can continue to work on improving the mutagen. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain02 My portable terminal is set up in the Hatchery Chamber near the Ant Queen. If I can reach it, I can continue to work on improving the mutagen. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain03 Please, don't insult my intelligence. Had I been able to correct this error easily I would have done so long before you arrived. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain03 My portable terminal is set up in the Hatchery Chamber near the Ant Queen. If I can reach it, I can continue to work on improving the mutagen. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain04 If she were harmed in any way, months of data would be lost. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain04 Your objective would be to eliminate what I call her quintet of Nest Guardians. Filthy little abominations! MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain05 If I were to do that months of data would be lost. No, no... the Queen must remain completely unharmed. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain05 Your objective would be to eliminate what I call her quintet of Nest Guardians. Filthy little abominations! MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain06 Oh! No, no, no! The Queen mustn't be harmed at all! Months of work would be lost! MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain06 Your objective would be to eliminate what I call her quintet of Nest Guardians. Filthy little abominations! MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain07 I've rigged the equipment at my portable terminal to emit what I call an Inhibitor Pulse. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain07 Once I send this pulse, all of the remaining ants will lose their empathic link with the Queen and frenzy, destroying each other in the process! MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain07 So, that's all there is to it. What do you say? MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain07 I've rigged the equipment at my portable terminal to emit what I call an Inhibitor Pulse. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain07 Once I send this pulse, all of the remaining ants will lose their empathic link with the Queen and frenzy, destroying each other in the process! MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain07 However, there is one final detail I need your help with. Could you do something about Bryan Wilks for me? MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain08 No, it should all wrap up rather nicely. I've rigged my equipment at my portable terminal to emit what I call an Inhibitor Pulse. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain08 Once I send this pulse, all of the remaining ants will lose their empathic link with the Queen and frenzy, destroying each other in the process! MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain08 So, that's all there is to it. What do you say? MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain08 No, it should all wrap up rather nicely. I've rigged my equipment to emit what I call an Inhibitor Pulse. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain08 Once I send this pulse, all of the remaining ants will lose their empathic link with the Queen and frenzy, destroying each other in the process! MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain08 However, there is one final detail I need your help with. Could you do something about Bryan Wilks for me? MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain09 Yes, it should all wrap up rather nicely. I've rigged my equipment at my portable terminal to emit what I call an Inhibitor Pulse. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain09 Once I send this pulse, all of the remaining ants will lose their empathic link with the Queen and frenzy, destroying each other in the process! MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain09 So, that's all there is to it. What do you say? MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain09 That's everything to do with the ants, yes indeed. I've rigged my equipment to emit what I call an Inhibitor Pulse. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain09 Once I send this pulse, all of the remaining ants will lose their empathic link with the Queen and frenzy, destroying each other in the process! MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain09 However, there is one final detail I need your help with. Could you do something about Bryan Wilks for me? MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain10 He's a rather bothersome young lad. Always asking interminable questions and interrupting my calculations. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain10 After you're done down here, perhaps you can locate him on the surface and speak to him. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain11 He's a rather bothersome young man. Always asking interminable questions and interrupting my calculations. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain11 After you're done down here, perhaps you can speak to him and calm him down. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain12 He's a rather bothersome young lad. Always asking interminable questions and interrupting my calculations. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestExplain12 After you're done down here, perhaps you can locate him on the surface and speak to him. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestWait Very well, I've waited this long, a bit longer won't make much difference. MS04DoctorLeskoQuestWait In the meantime, allow me to get back to my calculations. MS04DoctorLeskoReward01SC Yes, I suppose you're right. Science must learn to acquiesce to your standards in order to advance itself. MS04DoctorLeskoReward01SC I was merely going to offer one of my Mutagenic Bioenhancers, but I suppose I could up the ante. MS04DoctorLeskoReward01SC I will also award you with my old lab coat. It's served me well over the years... and you may find it useful for your own experiments. MS04DoctorLeskoReward02 Why can't man follow the ant's example? They work together as a team... every waking moment dedicated to the colony. MS04DoctorLeskoReward02 They require no wealth or material items... everything they need is provided for them by their fellow insects. MS04DoctorLeskoReward02 But I digress. If it's payment you need, all I can offer is one of my Mutagenic Bioenhancers. MS04DoctorLeskoReward03 Why can't man follow the ant's example? They work together as a team... every waking moment dedicated to the colony. MS04DoctorLeskoReward03 They require no wealth or material items... everything they need is provided for them by their fellow insects. MS04DoctorLeskoReward03 But I digress. If it's payment you need, all I can offer is one of my Mutagenic Bioenhancers. MS04DoctorLeskoRewardMutagenic I've managed to isolate some of the Fire Ant genes and distill them into human-safe genetic enhancers! MS04DoctorLeskoRewardMutagenic I can inject you with one of these formulas and you'll find yourself with either enhanced strength or enhanced perception! MS04DoctorLeskoRewardMutagenic Not only that, but you'll be somewhat more resistant to fire! How marvelous! MS04DoctorLeskoTLAnts Well, the mutagen has enhanced their fortitude and provided them with what I call pyrosis; the ability to emit flame biologically. MS04DoctorLeskoTLAnts They're quite radiation-free however. Well, as radiation-free as any other mutated creature in the Wasteland. MS04DoctorLeskoTLAnts01 Playing with genetic codes isn't simple... do you realize one tiny tweak at any point in the last million years could have completely changed us? MS04DoctorLeskoTLAnts01 Going from attempting to change their size to generating their pyrosis ability is no surprise at all. MS04DoctorLeskoTLAnts02 I'm afraid they are not susceptible to anything I can think of that wouldn't harm the garden-variety Giant Ant. MS04DoctorLeskoTLAnts02 Just aim for their antennae if you can... it will confuse them quite a bit. MS04DoctorLeskoTLAnts03 Must I again remind you that the Queen is to remain completely unharmed!? MS04DoctorLeskoTLAnts03 If she's hurt or killed, there's no telling how long it would take me to find a suitable new subject! MS04DoctorLeskoTLAnts03 Just let me issue the Inhibitor Pulse and it will have a similar effect. MS04DoctorLeskoTLAnts04 The stimulation of the subject's evolutionary trigger by the mutagen caused a bio-defensive reaction metamorphosing the ant's venom glands. MS04DoctorLeskoTLAnts04 This process caused unexpected oscillations in the venom molecules at such a vast rate it produces a thermodynamic biochemical reaction. MS04DoctorLeskoTLAnts04 As the subject ejects the volatile solution, it becomes conflagrant due to new structures in it's maw I call its calefaction array. MS04DoctorLeskoTLAnts04 Amazing, isn't it? MS04DoctorLeskoTLBryanWilks You should take him away from this place; find him a home. MS04DoctorLeskoTLBryanWilks It would be difficult to accomplish my experiments with him scampering about and asking an interminable amount of questions. MS04DoctorLeskoTLBryanWilks Far too curious. His incessant questioning would often come when I was the most absorbed with my calculations. MS04DoctorLeskoTLBryanWilks He had no regard for the importance of my work! MS04DoctorLeskoTLBryanWilks01 All scientists take responsibility for their failures, because it comes with the territory. MS04DoctorLeskoTLBryanWilks01 I will take this experimentation to completion without roosting on the moral high ground. MS04DoctorLeskoTLBryanWilks01 If I allow emotions to enter the mix, all this time and energy spent will have been for nothing. MS04DoctorLeskoTLBryanWilks02 You have your ideals and I have mine. I'm down here to complete my experiments at any cost. MS04DoctorLeskoTLBryanWilks02 If that means the loss of a few lives to save generations of lives in the future, it's a small price to pay. MS04DoctorLeskoTLBryanWilks03 I can't risk leaving this place... I have to continue monitoring the Hatchery for any further mutations in the next brood! MS04DoctorLeskoTLBryanWilks03 I have no time for children and their petty games. What do they know about the importance of my work? MS04DoctorLeskoTLChamberStatus Oh, how marvelous! Please, tell me what happened. MS04DoctorLeskoTLChamberStatus Come now, the faster you tell me... the faster I can provide promised payment for your services! MS04DoctorLeskoTLChamberStatus Oh, how marvelous! Please, tell me what happened. MS04DoctorLeskoTLChamberStatus Please, don't insult my intelligence. You didn't even enter the Hatchery! MS04DoctorLeskoTLChamberStatus Now, I believe you have a job to do? MS04DoctorLeskoTLChamberStatusClear Then I will proceed to my portable terminal at once and make the necessary changes to the formula. MS04DoctorLeskoTLChamberStatusClear Thanks very much for everything... you've been quite a useful lab assistant! MS04DoctorLeskoTLChamberStatusClearLie Then I will proceed to my portable terminal at once and make the necessary changes to the formula. MS04DoctorLeskoTLChamberStatusClearLie Let's proceed to my terminal and we'll see if I can undo all the damage I've caused. MS04DoctorLeskoTLChamberStatusClearMutGone What?!! How could you do such a foolish thing? MS04DoctorLeskoTLChamberStatusNotDone Oh now this is really too much! MS04DoctorLeskoTLChamberStatusNotDone I don't have time for these kinds of shenanigans. Allow me to return to my work and you return to the job at hand! MS04DoctorLeskoTLChamberStatusQueenDead What?! How could you do such a thing? MS04DoctorLeskoTLChamberStatusQueenDeadMutGone You utter buffoon! You've set my work back months... perhaps even years! MS04DoctorLeskoTLChamberStatusQueenDeadMutGone Destroying the mutagen was NOT part of what we discussed! MS04DoctorLeskoTLChamberStatusQueenDeadMutGone Now, if you'll excuse me... MS04DoctorLeskoTLPost Well, I will continue my research. There has to be a way to reduce these creatures to their former size. MS04DoctorLeskoTLPost Until then... I will be staying in my shack next to the Wilks's home should you ever wish to visit me. MS04FindaHome01 Really? You mean it!? MS04FindaHome01 Oh boy! Thank you so much! I'll wait in my old house for you to come back... I need to bury my pappa anyway. MS04FindaHome01 Just don't forget about me! MS04FindaHome02 I dunno... I kinda' don't like it in here. Gonna be really lonely. MS04FindaHome02 I guess this is goodbye then. Come back and visit me. MS04FindaHome03 Well, okay. Just don't forget about me. MS04FinTLAdopted Oh, Vera is the nicest lady ever! It's so cool that you brought me here! MS04FinTLAdopted I mean, she makes me do stuff... like clean up her hotel and all that, but she really cares about me. MS04FinTLAdopted Plus, I found some friends here in Rivet City too. All thanks to you! MS04FinTLAdopted I dunno. I mean, there are tons of other kids here like me but they're all kind of weird. MS04FinTLAdopted I don't really like sleeping in a huge cave... I keep having dreams about the ants. MS04FinTLAdopted Oh well, at least I'm safer than I was in Grayditch, so I guess I have to thank you for that. MS04FinTLAdopted It's lonely. No one really comes by here. Plus this place keeps reminding me of my poppa. MS04FinTLAdopted I mean, you're the only person who's come back through Grayditch since everything happened. MS04FinTLAdopted At least I'm safe in my old house now. I suppose I have you to thank for that. MS04FinTLAdopted It's lonely. No one really comes by here. Plus this place keeps reminding me of my poppa. MS04FinTLAdopted I mean, you're the only person who's come back through Grayditch since everything happened. MS04FinTLAdopted Doctor Lesko is next door now, but he is so buried in his work, we barely have time to talk. MS04FinTLAdopted At least I'm safe in my old house now. I suppose I have you to thank for that. MS04FinTLAntsMarigold I'm afraid that's my fault. The last mutagen sample was given to the Ant Queen's entire brood. MS04FinTLAntsMarigold The brood consisted of hundreds of larvae. I am afraid after they hatched, some escaped through the nooks and crannies in the tunnels. MS04FinTLAntsMarigold The Fire Ants you are seeing now are merely the remnants of the brood returning to the nest. MS04FinTLExperiments Well, I'm uncertain. This does deal quite a blow to my research. MS04FinTLExperiments First however, I must stay here and devote all of my resources to finding the proper mutagen formula. MS04FinTLExperiments Very well, actually. I think I've isolated the instance of DNA coding error and I'm attempting to correct it. MS04FinTLExperiments I'm quite frustrated. I can't seem to isolate a stable mix for the mutagen. MS04FinTLExperiments Not so well, I'm afraid. The recoding sequence on the DNA splicing has gone awry and I must restart from the beginning. MS04FinTLExperiments Not much has occurred since we last spoke I'm afraid. But science marches on! MS04FinTLExperiments I think I'm isolating the issue that caused the Fire Ant mutation error! A few more tweaks and I may have a breakthrough! MS04FinTLExperiments Disaster! The latest batch of mutagen was completely contaminated. I'll have to start anew. Such is the burden of working in this environment. MS04FinTLExperiments I think I may be on the verge of a breakthrough! The latest mutagen sample seems quite stable. Only time will tell. MS04FinTLExperiments I don't suppose you can help me identify a rogue strain of virus that seems to have infiltrated the latest sample? No, I suppose you couldn't... MS04FinTLNectar Why, yes it would. MS04FinTLNectar I would be more than happy to take that off your hands if you'd like. MS04FinTLNectar If you can gather more for me, I would certainly love to have them. I'm certain Marigold's tunnels are rife with the original brood. MS04FinTLNectar How marvelous! Allow me to buy them from you as we agreed upon. MS04FinTLNectar Excellent! These will be perfect for my next batch of mutagen. MS04FinTLNectar Thank you. Please bring back more if you can! MS04GradysHolotapeMessage If you're listening to this tape, then my brains are splattered all over a wall somewhere and you've got a job to do. MS04GradysHolotapeMessage You need to retrieve the package and get it safely to Ronald Laren in Girdershade. Tell him Grady sent you. MS04GradysHolotapeMessage To get the package, you'll need the key. I've stashed it inside an old fire hose case in some maintenance closet in Marigold Metro Station. MS04GradysHolotapeMessage The key will unlock the safe that contains the package. Look for the room marked by a spinning light... you can't miss it. MS04GradysHolotapeMessage Good luck, and hopefully they won't find you too. MS04LeskoPasswordNote This could be the fifth time I've forgotten the code to my desktop terminal. I really must learn to be more organized. MS04LeskoPasswordNote The password for my terminal is "formicidae." How hard could that be for me to remember? MS04LeskoPasswordNote Note to self: destroy this holotape as soon as move to new lab is complete. MS04ShelterTalk Wow, sure is hot in here. MS04ShelterTalk It's kind of hard to breathe in this thing. MS04ShelterTalk What's this funny suction hose for? MS04ShelterTalk Is there any food in here? MS04ShelterTalk Ha! Stupid monsters! Can't get me in here. MS04ShelterTalk Ummm... anyone out there? Hello? MS04ShelterTalk Now I know what a TV dinner feels like. MS04TLBioenhancer How marvelous! Here is the promised Lab Coat. I'm certain you'll find it quite useful. MS04TLBioenhancer Which injection did you want? Will it be the Ant Sight or Ant Might? MS04TLBioenhancer How marvelous! Which injection did you want? Will it be the Ant Sight or Ant Might? MS04TLBioenhancer You didn't honor the agreement, so our bargain is null and void. Good day. MS04TLBioenhancerSight How marvelous! Ant Sight it is! Hold still please. MS04TLBioenhancerStrong How marvelous! Ant Might it is! Hold still please. MS04TLBioenhancerWait Very well. Return to me when you're ready. MS04TLDoctorLesko Naw, go ahead. I like talking to you. MS04TLDoctorLesko01 Well, I remember once they were all yelling at each other and stuff. Kinda weird cause Doc Lesko is so nice and all. MS04TLDoctorLesko01 Later pappa said something like "The Doc has got a brain on his shoulders when it comes to ants, but he's got a lot to learn about people." MS04TLDoctorLesko01 It was weird, cause I never seen a brain sitting on Doc's shoulder... that would be gross! MS04TLDoctorLesko02 Well, there used to be like big regular ants once in a while... but pappa could usually hunt 'em down with Mr. Brandice across the street. MS04TLDoctorLesko02 It only started getting bad here with these Fire Ants after the Doc got here, yeah. MS04TLDoctorLesko03 I dunno. I mean, he always talked real funny and didn't let me touch anything in his house. MS04TLDoctorLesko03 But I guess he was okay. I mean, he never did anything bad. MS04TLDoctorLesko04 Really?! Oh my gosh! MS04TLDoctorLesko04 Well if anyone can stop the Fire Ants, it's you two together. You're both really smart! MS04TLDoctorLesko04 If you can, make sure he comes back... maybe he'll stay here and I'll have someone to talk to when you're gone! MS04TLExperiments Oh my yes, they're quite marvelous! MS04TLExperiments There are many that say it can't be done, but I'll prove them wrong. MS04TLExperiments01 By introducing my mutagen directly into an ant egg, I hope to reduce the size of the adults. MS04TLExperiments01 This is a generational system, meaning it will take quite a few broods before the ants are at their destination size. MS04TLExperiments01 In the end, I hope to make them as small as they were over 200 years ago. MS04TLExperiments03 Well... ummm, I may have used a few... ahem, shortcuts. Yes. MS04TLExperiments03 I was told that the FEV works wonders when used under controlled circumstances! MS04TLExperiments03 Apparently I was wrong, but I know my mistake. I'm certain I can get it to work! MS04TLExperiments04 Destroy? Oh no no no! MS04TLExperiments04 You mustn't do that! It's my life's work! Just clear me a path to my equipment and I'll do the rest when you tell me its safe. MS04TLFindaHome Well, pappa always told me about my cousin Vera. She lives on some big, giant ship somewhere or something. MS04TLFindaHome Pappa called the place "Rivet City", but I dunno where it is. MS04TLFoundPappa Oh no! What happened? MS04TLFoundPappa Oh no! What happened? MS04TLGrayditch It used to be kinda' nice. No one bothered us there, I guess because we were so close to D.C. MS04TLGrayditch There was seven of us living there in tall, old brick houses. I think I'm the last one left. Those things took everyone else. MS04TLGrayditch01 Naw. People don't like to stay long in Grayditch. The D.C. Ruins aren't a great place to make a home, you know? MS04TLGrayditch01 In fact, pappa was talking about moving on soon... we've been here for maybe a year. MS04TLGrayditch02 Ummm, besides me and my pappa, there was Doc Lesko who stayed with us and Will Brandice and his momma and pappa too. MS04TLGrayditch02 I... guess they're all gone now. MS04TLGrayditchResidents Naw, go ahead. It's just nice to talk to anyone about stuff at all. MS04TLGrayditchResidents00a He was a strange man. He paid pappa some caps to help him build a shack and carry a bunch of junk into it. MS04TLGrayditchResidents00a Pappa called him an egghead, but his head was shaped regular, so I didn't get it. MS04TLGrayditchResidents00b Well, there was Will... he was sorta my friend. And then there was his dad and his mom. MS04TLGrayditchResidents00Bail Yeah? MS04TLGrayditchResidentsBrandice01 Right across the street actually. It was pretty swell having someone to hang out with so close by. MS04TLGrayditchResidentsBrandice02 Yeah, Will was super nice to me. He was like a year older than me I think. He even shared his comic books with me. MS04TLGrayditchResidentsBrandice02 We explored pretty much every bit of Grayditch we could find. I think that's why the ants don't bother me... I have good hiding spots. MS04TLGrayditchResidentsBrandice03 Well, his mom was nice too. She was kind of quiet, but she always took care of me and my pappa when we came over. MS04TLGrayditchResidentsBrandice03 I think she was sad that my mom was gone. MS04TLGrayditchResidentsBrandice03 Will's dad was... well, I don't wanna be mean... but he was kinda scary. MS04TLGrayditchResidentsBrandice04 He was like always watching me and my dad real careful, like he didn't trust us or something. MS04TLGrayditchResidentsBrandice04 He always kept staring at us from the windows of his house and typing stuff into his TV box. MS04TLGrayditchResidentsBrandice04 Will said his dad was like an old soldier or something, but he didn't like doing that stuff so he quit. MS04TLGrayditchResidentsLesko01 He spent all of his of time in that shack next door to my house. MS04TLGrayditchResidentsLesko01 Every time I'd sneak in there, he'd be sitting at that funny looking TV machine with the green words pushing buttons. MS04TLGrayditchResidentsLesko02 Naw. He was a nice man, but he never wanted to play with me very much and we barely talked. MS04TLGrayditchResidentsLesko02 All I know is he was all gone when the ants started showing up. I think... they got him too. MS04TLGrayditchResidentsLesko03 I dunno, all kinds of doohickeys. Boxes with lots of lights, some funny glass bottles.... MS04TLGrayditchResidentsLesko03 Oh wait! He had a big, clunky, shiny man too. That was kind of neat. MS04TLHelp You will? Really? Thanks a whole lot! MS04TLHelp My house is the one closest to the huge sign and the old diner. MS04TLHelp Please... find my pappa and make him come back! MS04TLHelp01 Well, there is the personal shelter next to the old diner. MS04TLHelp01 Pappa always said to stay away from it... but, I guess it's supposed to be safe. MS04TLHelp01 I'll head over there and wait inside. Hurry back! MS04TLHelp02 You think I didn't know that? I been hiding in this place for days! MS04TLHelp02 There's an old portashelter next to the diner near my house. Those stupid things will never get me in there. MS04TLHelp02 I'll head over there and wait inside. Hurry back! MS04TLHelp03 Humph... you don't gotta be such a jerk about it. MS04TLHelp03 There's an old portashelter next to the diner near my house. I'll be waiting inside for you to come back. MS04TLHelp03 And don't you dare leave me alone! MS04TLHelpChildAtHeart Wow, you sound as nice as my pappa. MS04TLHelpChildAtHeart You know, maybe this will help and maybe it won't, but pappa hid a bunch of stuff behind the old diner in a dumpster. MS04TLHelpChildAtHeart He trusted me with the key and said it was for emergencies, but I bet he wouldn't mind you having it. MS04TLHelpChildAtHeart Thanks for making me feel better. MS04TLHelpSC You know, maybe this will help and maybe it won't, but pappa hid a bunch of stuff behind the old diner in a dumpster. MS04TLHelpSC He trusted me with the key and said it was for emergencies, but I bet he wouldn't mind you having it. MS04TLMarigold Whoa! That's a bad place. My dad said to never, ever go down there. MS04TLMarigold It's in the southeast part of Grayditch, near the big buildings. MS04TLWhatAreThose Well, they're big ugly things that crawl around on six legs. They got huge teeth and skitter around grabbing everything in their path. MS04TLWhatAreThose My pappa would always say they were Fuckin' Ants. Well, that's what he used to call them anyway. MS04TLWhatAreThose I just call 'em Fire Ants. MS04TLWhatAreThose02 Naw. Those things started coming around only in the last few months. MS04TLWhatAreThose02 At first they just crawled around outside our town, but later they came into town and... well, you know the rest. MS04TLWhatAreThose03 My pappa had a gun, and he said it hurt those things, but he said they were the dumbest Fuckin' Ants he ever saw. MS04TLWhatAreThose03 He kept telling everyone to "shoot for their antenner" whatever that means. MS04TLWhatAreThose04Ento Well... yeah. I think I heard Doc Lesko mention something like a queen or something. MS04TLWhatAreThose04Ento Something about "laying eggs" whatever that means. MS04TLWhatAreThose04Ento He said the queen would never be above ground. That he'd have to find her. Weird huh? MS04TLWhereHouse Look for the house nearest to the billboard that's sticking out of the ground. It's pretty close to the diner, you can't miss it. MS05Bailout Okay! Shoot! MS05FinTLLocalSights Well, to the east there are some nasty Raiders in Evergreen Mills. I'd stay away from there if I were you. MS05FinTLLocalSights Luckily, we're kind of hidden here under the old highway, so no one bothers us. MS05FinTLLocalSights My friend, you are at the ass end of the Capital Wasteland. If it weren't for Sierra I'd be out of here. MS05FinTLLocalSights One thing I can tell you is stay the hell away from the Dunwich Building to the south. That place is bad mojo. MS05FinTLLocalSights I dunno what that place is about, but I hear about weird shit going on. MS05FinTLNukaCocktails I don't know a whole lot about weapons, but I do know that it's more powerful than the Molotov Cocktail. MS05FinTLNukaCocktails It explodes in a huge blue flame too! How cool is that? MS05FinTLNukaCola You do! You darling! MS05FinTLNukaCola Well, as always, I'll be glad to take them off your hands. And now that my machine is full I can drink these to my heart's desire! MS05FinTLNukaCola Goodie! I was hoping you'd bring me more! MS05FinTLNukaCola Keep it up, there's probably plenty more out there. MS05FinTLNukaCola I was just wondering when I'd see you again, and poof, here you are! MS05FinTLNukaCola Ohhhh sweet Quantum, come to mama! MS05FinTLNukaCola I'm amazed you're finding so many more bottles of Quantum out there. Imagine that. MS05FinTLNukaCola Well, don't give up looking. Keep finding more and bringing it to me. MS05FinTLNukaCola Why would I want that piss water? Get it away from me. MS05FinTLNukaColaDeal01 A sleepover? Awesome! We could tell bedtime stories and do each other's hair and all sorts of fun stuff. MS05FinTLNukaColaDeal01 I could even make some Nuka-Cola treats for when we get the munchies late at night. That would be fun! MS05FinTLNukaColaDeal02 You can't expect me to get married without a gift for my future husband do you? That wouldn't be right. MS05FinTLNukaColaDeal02 And don't call me names like that, it hurts my feelings. MS05FinTLNukaColaDeal03 Okay, well don't forget I'll still buy bottles of Quantum from you! MS05FinTLNukaColaHappenedDeal Ohhhh... Ronald is SUCH a sweetheart! Do you know he went out like you did and found me 30 bottles of Quantum? MS05FinTLNukaColaHappenedDeal He loves me! He really really loves me! Now I bet he'll ask me to get married. MS05FinTLNukaColaHappenedDeal Oh! For my wedding present I'm giving him the super secret prize too! MS05FinTLNukaCook Well, the stuff is so rare, I only know one. It's called Mississippi Quantum Pie. It's delicious! MS05FinTLNukaCook If you want me to make you one, I can. Just bring me some flour, vodka, and a Nuka-Cola Quantum. MS05FinTLNukaCook I can whip it up in no time. MS05FinTLNukaCook Sure! Just give me a second, and I'll have it ready for you. MS05FinTLNukaCook Oops! I need some vodka to make the pie, sweetie. MS05FinTLNukaCook Oops! I need some flour to make the pie, sweetie. MS05FinTLNukaCook Oops! I need a Nuka-Cola Quantum to make the pie, sweetie. MS05FinTLNukaCook You silly! I still need flour and vodka to make the pie. MS05FinTLNukaCook You silly! I still need Nuka-Cola Quantum and vodka to make the pie. MS05FinTLNukaCook You silly! I still need Nuka-Cola Quantum and flour to make the pie. MS05FinTLNukaCook If you have the ingredients, I can make a pie for you. All it takes is some flour, vodka and Nuka-Cola Quantum. MS05FinTLRonaldBother Oh no, not at all. In fact, I've been getting lots of nice attention from him lately! MS05FinTLRonaldBother Ever since he brought the Quantum to fill my machine, he keeps whispering sweet nothings to me. MS05FinTLRonaldBother In fact, he told me he's going to "butter my muffin." Isn't that sweet that he'd do such a silly little chore for me? Now all I need are muffins... MS05FinTLRonaldBother That sweetheart? Nah. Come to think of it, he hasn't even visited me in a while. MS05FinTLRonaldBother I wonder why. Ah well, I'm sure I'll see him soon enough! MS05FinTLRonaldBother Oh no. He's such a cutie pie. He never bothers me! MS05FinTLSierraDead What? What the hell happened? MS05FinTLSierraDead00 Crap! This has to be about the Nuka-Cola machine I got for her! MS05FinTLSierraDead00 It had this label on it saying "Warning: If you tamper with this unit you will have to answer to the Nuka-Cola Corporation." MS05FinTLSierraDead00 Now I bet they're after me! Oh god! I gotta hide. I gotta go! MS05FinTLSierraDead01 Are you shittin' me? What a waste! Oh man. MS05FinTLSierraDead01 If I find out who did that to her, they're dead. She was mine... no one was supposed to touch her but me! MS05FinTLSierraDead02 What?? You're crazy! How could you just go and kill her like that?! MS05FinTLSierraDead02 That's it... you're dead meat! Say hello to the Kneecapper! MS05FinTLSierraDead03 Love? What are you talking about. MS05FinTLSierraDead03 All I know is things are sure gonna be awfully quiet around here with her gone. MS05FinTLSierraDead03 Ah well. I guess I'll go clean up the mess and take care of things around here. MS05FinTLSierraDead04 Wasn't she? MS05FinTLSierraDead04 All I know is things are sure gonna be awfully quiet around here with her gone. MS05FinTLSierraDead04 Ah well. I guess I'll go clean up the mess and take care of things around here. MS05FinTLSierraDead04 Ahem... Anyway, that's all in the past now. MS05FinTLSierraDead05 You!? You killed her!? MS05FinTLSierraDead05 That's it... you're dead meat! Say hello to the Kneecapper! MS05NCForemanCT01 I'm sorry, as per Protocol NC-77, this information must be readily accessible at all times. MS05NCForemanCT01 I'm sorry. You have now exceeded 2 demerits. Now instituting Expulsion Protocol KL-001. MS05NCForemanCT01 I'm sorry, as per Protocol NC-77, this information must be readily accessible at all times. MS05NCForemanCT01 One demerit will now be issued. Note that further demerits can cause your expulsion from this job posting. MS05NCForemanCT01 As previously stated, please identify yourself. MS05NCForemanCT02 Use of profanity and attempting to falsify an employee identification number is a violation of Protocols NC-68 and NC-90 respectively. MS05NCForemanCT02 I'm sorry. You have now exceeded 2 demerits. Now instituting Expulsion Protocol KL-001. MS05NCForemanCT02 Use of profanity and attempting to falsify an employee identification number is a violation of Protocols NC-68 and NC-90 respectively. MS05NCForemanCT02 Two demerits will now be issued. Note that further demerits can cause your expulsion from this job posting. MS05NCForemanCT03 I have no record of that posting, nor does that employee identification number follow the proper format. MS05NCForemanCT03 I'm sorry. You have now exceeded 2 demerits. Now instituting Expulsion Protocol KL-001. MS05NCForemanCT03 I have no record of that posting, nor does that employee identification number follow the proper format. MS05NCForemanCT03 One demerit will now be issued. Note that further demerits can cause your expulsion from this job posting. MS05NCForemanCT03 As previously stated, please identify yourself. MS05NCForemanCT04 Logged and verified. Thank you very much for your cooperation. MS05NCForemanCT04 What may I do for you on this wonderfully productive day? MS05NCForemanCT05SC The name is verified in my system with no existing or issued employee number. Voice stress pattern within normal parameters. MS05NCForemanCT05SC Executive override protocol initiated. What may I do for you on this wonderfully productive day? MS05NCForemanCT06 I'm sorry, as per Protocol NC-62, all employees must be their designated areas at all times. MS05NCForemanCT06 I'm sorry. You have now exceeded 2 demerits. Now instituting Expulsion Protocol KL-001. MS05NCForemanCT06 I'm sorry, as per Protocol NC-62, all employees must be their designated areas at all times. MS05NCForemanCT06 One demerit will now be issued. Note that further demerits can cause your expulsion from this job posting. MS05NCForemanCT07Robotics Command accepted. Security program disengaged. MS05NCForemanCT07Robotics Yes, fellow employee? What can I do for you on this wonderful day? MS05RonaldConv Yep. I'll be seeing you, soon I hope. MS05RonaldConv Yep, they sure were hard to get, and you got 'em you big 'ole teddy bear! Anyway, gotta' get these into the machine. Seeya, sweetie! MS05RonaldConv He he. That's ok, Sierra. Play hard to get. I love it! MS05RonaldConv Some of what? MS05RonaldConv That's ok, baby. We have plenty of time. You know where to find me when you want some of this. MS05RonaldConv Well, maybe later. I have a lot of things to do now. Need to get all of this Quantum icy cold. MS05RonaldConv Nothing. So, you wanna' celebrate? MS05RonaldConv What was that? MS05RonaldConv Yeah, I'll fill your machine all right. Hehe. MS05RonaldConv Oh my goodness! You absolute dear! You found the Quantum to fill my machine! MS05RonaldConv Hi there, sweet cheeks. I got something for you. MS05RonaldCT01 Because I'm making sure that no one messes with her. She's my girl, you know. MS05RonaldCT01 Hey hey. No need to be that way, beautiful. MS05RonaldCT01 It's cool anyway, Sierra and I are already hooked up. MS05RonaldCT01 I just don't want any other chicks messing with her head. You know what I mean? MS05RonaldCT02 That better be all you were checking out. I don't like guys messing with my woman. MS05RonaldCT02 That's all huh? Better be. MS05RonaldCT02 Because I warn you, I don't like anyone messing around with my woman. MS05RonaldCT03 Nope. I'm not the marrying type. MS05RonaldCT03 Look, I'm just trying to make sure no one messes with her. You'd do the same to protect your woman too. MS05RonaldCT03 Wow. Okay, I get the message. Take it easy. MS05RonaldCT03 Look, I'm just trying to make sure no one messes up my chances with her. MS05RonaldCT04 Well, that's likely because it's none of anyone's business but ours. MS05RonaldCT04 She's one hot lady though, am I right? MS05RonaldCT04 Well, that's likely because it's none of anyone's business but ours. MS05RonaldCT04 But hey she's a fine looking lady. I mean, you're no slouch either, but a man has his standards you know? MS05RonaldCT05 Good. I aim to keep it that way. MS05RonaldCT05 She's a fine woman. I'd love to get closer to her if you know what I mean. MS05RonaldCT05a I think you'd better calm down and think long and hard about that. MS05RonaldCT05a Girdershade is my town, you can't just walk in here and tell me you're taking Sierra. MS05RonaldCT05a I'm gonna' be the first one to tap into her goods, not you! MS05RonaldCT05a Whoa, that's kind of kinky, I like it! I wouldn't mind watching that. MS05RonaldCT05a Sorry baby, you'll just have to take a number. I'm gonna' be the first one to tap into Sierra's goods, not you. MS05RonaldCT06 Wow, you are as naive as you look. MS05RonaldCT06 How do I put it? I'd love to do the horizontal bop with her... you know, plow her bean field. Come on, kid. MS05RonaldCT07 All right, suit yourself. MS05RonaldCT07 I was going to make you an offer that could earn you some caps, but if you don't have the time to listen... MS05RonaldCT07a Born and raised that way and damn proud of it. MS05RonaldCT07a Look. I have an offer to give you. You can either stand there and be a pain in the ass, or you can listen to what I have to say. MS05RonaldCT08 New to this stuff, eh kid? MS05RonaldCT08 Well, let's just say that she has something I want to get a hold of. That's where you enter the picture. MS05RonaldCT09 What are you, some kind of choir boy? Bah, maybe you're just not old enough to understand yet. MS05RonaldCT09 Needless to say, she's got what I want. That's where you come into the picture. MS05RonaldCT09 What are you, a nun? Bah, maybe you're just not old enough to understand yet. MS05RonaldCT09 Needless to say, she's got what I want. That's where you come into the picture. MS05RonaldCT10 Now you're speaking my language. MS05RonaldCT10 Well, only problem is she won't give it up for me. That's where you come into the picture. MS05RonaldQuestOffer01 I know she's asked you to find her some Nuka-Cola Quantum. Heck, she asks everyone that wanders through here. MS05RonaldQuestOffer01 What I'm proposing is you still look for the drinks, but instead of bringing it to her, you bring it to me. MS05RonaldQuestOffer01 She'll be so impressed that I got all the Nuka-Cola for her, she'll melt in my arms like butter. MS05RonaldQuestOffer01 I pay you the same she was going to pay, and everyone's happy. MS05RonaldQuestOffer02 I know she's asked you to find her some Nuka-Cola Quantum. Heck, she asks everyone that wanders through here. MS05RonaldQuestOffer02 What I'm proposing is you still look for the drinks, but instead of bringing it to her, you bring it to me. MS05RonaldQuestOffer02 She'll be so impressed that I got all the Nuka-Cola for her, she'll melt in my arms like butter. MS05RonaldQuestOffer02 I pay you the same she was going to pay, and everyone's happy. MS05RonaldQuestOffer03 Fine. Oh, and I wouldn't bother running back to Sierra and warning her about our little chat. She won't even understand what you're talking about. MS05RonaldQuestOffer03 She may be a looker, but she's a bit vacant in the smarts department. MS05RonaldSubQuestAccepted Thought you might. Good. I'll see you soon then. MS05RonaldSubQuestBlackWidow Holy shit! Are you for real? Hell yeah! MS05RonaldSubQuestBlackWidow I'm off to find you some Quantum then and I know right where to go. MS05RonaldSubQuestDelayed Well, look... don't answer me now, just keep it in mind. If you find some and you've had a change of heart, I'll still buy 'em. MS05RonaldSubQuestDelayed Oh, and I wouldn't bother running back to Sierra and warning her. She won't even understand what you're talking about. MS05RonaldSubQuestDelayed She may be a hottie, but she's a bit vacant in the smarts department. MS05RonaldSubQuestSC You devious bastard. I didn't figure you were that clever. MS05RonaldSubQuestSC All right, all right. Double it is. Just bring me those bottles, if I have to listen to Sierra ramble on any longer, I think I'll blow my brains out! MS05RonaldSubQuestSC So, you gonna' do it or what? MS05SierraAngerFixed01 Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! A real Quantum! Yummie yum yum! MS05SierraAngerFixed01 Okay, I guess I can talk to you some more. Just be nicer next time! MS05SierraAngerFixed01 Now, do you want to take the tour? MS05SierraAngerFixed02 Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! A real Quantum! Yummie yum yum! MS05SierraAngerFixed02 Okay, I guess I can talk to you some more. Just be nicer next time! MS05SierraAngerFixed02 Now, do you want to take the tour? MS05SierraAngerFixed03 Well fine! Go away then! MS05SierraAngerTrack01 That's fine. We all get a bit crazy sometimes when we get that taste... the taste of a cold Nuka-Cola! MS05SierraAngerTrack01 Let's pretend this never happened and start again. MS05SierraAngerTrack01 So, do you want to take the tour? MS05SierraAngerTrack02 Humph! Well. I've never been so insulted before! MS05SierraAngerTrack02 And to think I was going to offer you the chance of a lifetime. Well, forget it now. MS05SierraCT01 I have one of the... no, THE best Nuka-Cola collection in the Capital Wasteland. MS05SierraCT01 Heck, I've won the Nuka-Cola Fan Club Collection Award for the last ten years in a row! MS05SierraCT02 Well, come on then! Let me show you around! But no free Nuka-Cola until the end of the tour! MS05SierraCT03 Oh! Really? Wow. MS05SierraCT03 Well, why did you come out here then? MS05SierraCT03a What an odd way to make music, I'll have to try it sometime! MS05SierraCT03a Well if you don't want to take the tour, what are you doing here? MS05SierraCT04 Disgusting?! MS05SierraCT04 It's the most delicious drinks ever created! It quenches your thirst, boosts your energy and even makes you smarter! MS05SierraCT04 What's not to like about it? MS05SierraCT05 Yep, I'm the President, the Recording Secretary and the Treasurer. MS05SierraCT05 Once a year, we gather here in Girdershade to have a cook off using Nuka-Cola in the recipe. MS05SierraCT05 Last year I won with my "Poached Roach in Nuka-Sauce". Delicious! MS05SierraCT06 Well, look around you! Toys, banners, stools... anything I can get my hands on really. MS05SierraCT06 My pride and joy is my perfect Nuka-Cola Machine. It's barely even scratched! MS05SierraCT06 Actually, I have to give credit to Ronald for donating some of it. MS05SierraCT07 Well... only two right now. Me and Ronald. MS05SierraCT07 But membership is open to the public! You can join if you like! MS05SierraCT07a Hey that isn't nice! You should apologize right now! MS05SierraCT07a What's the matter with you? Didn't your mom and dad ever teach you any manners? MS05SierraCT08 But Ronald said he liked it! MS05SierraCT09 Ronald? Oh! I'm sorry, I figured you met him already. He usually chats with people who enter Girdershade. MS05SierraCT09 He's my neighbor and my protector as he calls it. Imagine if some nasty Raider wanted to take my stuff... he'd show them a thing or two! MS05SierraCT09 He's such a sweetie, you should talk to him! MS05SierraCT10 No, you're just thirsty! Come on, take a look at my collection and have an Ice Cold Nuka-Cola on me! Sound good? MS05SierraCT11 Sure am! Crazy for the taste of Nuka-Cola! Hahahaha! MS05SierraCT11 Look, we can just talk about it all day, or you can take my tour of the place and drink some frosty Nuka-Cola! You game? MS05SierraCT12 He's a darling. Always watching out for me, and more importantly keeping the collection safe! MS05SierraCT12 Like once, there was these Raiders that came by. There were three of them and their leader was named like Lug-Nut or something... MS05SierraCT13 I sure did! Want to take it now? MS05SierraCT13 How can you resist? This stuff is so cool! MS05SierraCT13a You can never have enough of the refreshing taste of Nuka-Cola! He he he! MS05SierraCT13a Oh, don't be such a grump. You can go if you want to, but you're missing out... MS05SierraCT14 ... so they like kicked in Ronald's door and he was like "BLAM" with his gun and one of them got all splattered. MS05SierraCT14 Then the other one tried to like hit him all in his head with some club and Ronald was so cool how he dodged it and shot the guy in the face. MS05SierraCT14 Then the Lug-Nut guy was in Ronald's face with the "I'll kick your ass" stuff and Ronald was like "Hell no..." and he punched the... MS05SierraCT14a ... so they like kicked in Ronald's door and he was like "BLAM" with his gun and one of them got all splattered. MS05SierraCT14a Then the other one tried to like hit him all in his head with some club and Ronald was so cool how he dodged it and shot the guy in the face. MS05SierraCT14a Then the Lug-Nut guy was in Ronald's face with the "I'll kick your ass" stuff and Ronald was like "Hell no..." and he punched the... MS05SierraCT15 Oh. Sorry! I get carried away sometimes. MS05SierraCT15 Well, you should definitely talk to Ronald. I bet he'd like to meet you. He's such a sweetheart. MS05SierraCT15a Oh. Sorry! I get carried away sometimes. There's no need to get fresh about it though. MS05SierraCT15a What's the matter with you? Didn't your mom and dad ever teach you any manners? MS05SierraCT16 Oh. Well that's silly. MS05SierraCT16 If you don't want to see my collection then there really isn't anything else to see here. MS05SierraCT16 Unless you think broken bridges are scenic. MS05SierraCT17 Actually, there may be. Tell you what, you take the tour of my collection and I promise to give you a proposition you won't want to say no to. MS05SierraCT17 So, do you want to take it? MS05SierraCT17a Oh, I think you came to the wrong place. I think there's someone in California that collects nuts. Or was it Nevada? Hmmm... MS05SierraCT18SC Well, I suppose. I really wanted you to see the tour, but you seem nice enough. MS05SierraCT18SC Ever hear of Nuka-Cola Quantum? MS05SierraCT19 Aha! That's where you're wrong! MS05SierraCT19 Market research done in 2052 said that the blue color was the favorite in 86 people out of 100 polled. MS05SierraCT19 And the particular hue of blue is Dazzling Blue, scientifically proven to be the most pleasing of all blues! MS05SierraCT19a See, I knew you were smart the moment you walked in here! MS05SierraCT19a So, enough with the small talk. Are you ready for the tour? MS05SierraCT20 No no no! You're mistaken! MS05SierraCT20 The flavor is the essence of seventeen different fruits mixed in just the right proportion to give the beverage that delicious taste. MS05SierraCT20 In fact, in the Great Passion Fruit Famine of 2044, people actually noticed the taste difference when the flavor was changed! MS05SierraCT21 Well, I guess everyone has their own opinion. Even if it's silly! MS05SierraCT21 Why don't you take the tour of my collection? Maybe it will give you a new perspective on things. MS05SierraCT21 What do you say? MS05SierraQuestBail Okay. But I bet you'll be back! MS05SierraQuestGive01 Well, right before the bombs fell, the good folks at Nuka-Cola developed what they hoped was an improvement on the original formula. MS05SierraQuestGive01 Calling it Nuka-Cola Quantum, it was said to have "Twice the calories, twice the carbohydrates, twice the caffeine and twice the taste!" MS05SierraQuestGive01 Well, right before the bombs fell, the good folks at Nuka-Cola developed what they hoped was an improvement on the original formula. MS05SierraQuestGive01 Calling it Nuka-Cola Quantum, it was said to have "Twice the calories, twice the carbohydrates, twice the caffeine and twice the taste!" MS05SierraQuestGive02 So impatient! Wow! You must really want to get out there and start looking! MS05SierraQuestGive02 Anyway, for every bottle you bring me I'll pay you some caps. You know, for expenses. MS05SierraQuestGive02 But if you're super cool and find like enough bottles to fill my Nuka-Cola machine, 30 in all, I got a super secret cool prize for you! MS05SierraQuestGive04 Well, the flavor certainly wasn't the issue. The public was just split on the unique feature of the Quantum's appearance. MS05SierraQuestGive04 You see, to make it stand out on store shelves and to give it that extra kick, the formula called for a mild isotope. MS05SierraQuestGive04 The effect was a drink that not only boosted your energy, but also glowed with a bright blue light! MS05SierraQuestGive05 On the contrary! The secret ingredient was an eighteenth fruit flavor which added just a hint of pomegranate. MS05SierraQuestGive05 Top that with a specially engineered isotope to boost the energy output and you have the perfect refresher for a hot summer day! MS05SierraQuestGive06 Oh no, only ever-so-mildly! No ill effects were ever recorded. MS05SierraQuestGive06 Well, it does have the unique property of making your... ummm... MS05SierraQuestGive06 ...your pee glow. MS05SierraQuestGive07 I love the stuff! I can't get enough of it! MS05SierraQuestGive07 I thought I was hooked on regular Nuka-Cola, but the Quantum beats it by a long shot! MS05SierraQuestGive07 I've got to have MORE! MS05SierraQuestGive07a Oh no! Not at all! MS05SierraQuestGive07a Nuka-Cola Quantum was made under the supervision of the Food and Drug Association. They would NEVER let harmful products end up in stores! MS05SierraQuestGive08 That's right! You bring me Nuka-Cola Quantum and I pay you... handsomely I might add. MS05SierraQuestGive08 For every bottle you bring me, I pay you some caps. You know, for expenses. MS05SierraQuestGive08 But if you're super cool and find like enough bottles to fill my Nuka-Cola machine, 30 in all, I've got a super secret cool prize for you! MS05SierraQuestGive08a "You can't resist the taste that'll blow up in your face!" like Ronald always says. He thinks of the best Nuka-Cola jingles! MS05SierraQuestGive08a Anyway, for every bottle you bring me I'll pay you some caps. You know, for expenses. MS05SierraQuestGive08a But if you're super cool and find like enough bottles to fill my Nuka-Cola machine, 30 in all, I got a super secret cool prize for you! MS05SierraQuestGive08SC Oh, okay! I have a schematic for the Nuka Grenade... the only one in the whole Capital Wasteland. Bring me the bottles and it's yours. MS05SierraQuestGive08SC Imagine the look on the target's face when they are burning alive in an effervescent explosion of cola and fruit flavors! MS05SierraQuestGive08SC So, what do you say? Will you bring me the bottles? MS05SierraQuestGive08SC Nope, I'm not telling! It's a really cool surprise though. You're gonna love it, I promise! MS05SierraQuestNoMean Hey! It isn't just some stupid soft drink! MS05SierraQuestNoMean It's only the most delicious thing man has ever conceived! MS05SierraQuestNoMean If you don't want to help me find some Quantum then fine... someone else will come along one day who will! MS05SierraQuestTake Oh goodie! I can taste the Quantum already! MS05SierraQuestTake Good luck to you, sweetie! MS05SierraQuestWait Awww, come on! I told you everything there is to know about it! MS05SierraQuestWait How hard could it be to just get some shipping manifests and then find me some bottles of Quantum? MS05SierraQuestWait Come back to me when you're ready to change your mind I guess. MS05SierraTour01 When Nuka-Cola was invented by John-Caleb Bradberton in 2044, it quickly became the world's most popular soft drink. MS05SierraTour02 The wonder drink soon drew a dedicated following which prompted the Nuka-Cola Corporation to release many promotional items like these. MS05SierraTour03 By 2067, a Nuka-Cola machine such as this rare pristine model could be found on almost every street in America. MS05SierraTour04 Even in today's crazy world, Nuka-Cola is still the number one choice of refreshment among Armageddon's survivors. MS05TLLocalSights Well, to the east there are some nasty Raiders in Evergreen Mills. I'd stay away from there if I were you. MS05TLLocalSights Luckily, we're kind of hidden here under the old highway, so no one bothers us. MS05TLLocalSights My friend, you are at the ass end of the Capital Wasteland. If it weren't for Sierra I'd be out of here. MS05TLLocalSights One thing I can tell you is stay the hell away from the Dunwich Building to the south. That place is bad mojo. MS05TLLocalSights I dunno what that place is about, but I hear about weird shit going on. MS05TLMoreAboutPlant Well, the D.C. Facility was like their main factory just before the bombs fell. All the research they did was performed there. MS05TLMoreAboutPlant It was the only facility to ever produce Quantum. They were in a test market mode, and they would have expanded production if the drink caught on. MS05TLMoreAboutPlant Too bad they didn't, otherwise Quantum would be as plentiful as regular Nuka-Cola. MS05TLMoreAboutPlant Well, Sierra may be as nutty as a fruitcake, but she's right. MS05TLMoreAboutPlant That bottling plant is the place you want to go. Only thing is, the place is crawling with security and creatures. MS05TLMoreAboutPlant If it was easy, I'd have done it myself by now. MS05TLMoreAboutPlant This facility is a stunning accomplishment by the creative minds at the Nuka-Cola Corporation. MS05TLMoreAboutPlant We use cutting edge equipment to keep the world's most popular soft drink in full production 24 hours a day. MS05TLMoreAboutPlant This unit prides itself on over 457 days without a single death or major limb loss of any personnel. MS05TLMoreAboutReward I don't know a whole lot about weapons, but I do know that it's more powerful than a regular grenade. MS05TLMoreAboutReward It explodes in a huge blue flame too! How cool is that? MS05TLMoreAboutReward Oh, okay! I have a schematic for the Nuka Grenade... the only one in the whole Capital Wasteland. Bring me the bottles and it's yours. MS05TLMoreAboutReward Imagine the look on the target's face when they are burning alive in an effervescent explosion of cola and fruit flavors! MS05TLMoreAboutSoda Well, besides what I've already told you, not much. MS05TLMoreAboutSoda They were working on a way to prevent the glow from remaining once it passed through a person's system, but it was never perfected. MS05TLMoreAboutSoda I heard that the stuff they used to make it glow and give it that kick has a shelf life of over a thousand years. MS05TLMoreAboutSoda Should make the bottles easier to spot! MS05TLMoreAboutSoda That stuff is some of the nastiest shit I've ever had. MS05TLMoreAboutSoda Imagine drinking a Nuka-Cola, then downing a fistful of sugar and punching yourself in the head. That pretty much sums it up. MS05TLMoreAboutSoda Sierra shared one with me a long time ago. After I drank it, my piss glowed for a week! MS05TLMoreAboutSoda This product is the pinnacle of taste sensation. MS05TLMoreAboutSoda Seventeen fruit flavors and that signature cola taste blend to form the perfect refreshing soft drink. MS05TLMoreAboutSoda With its new Strontium additive, its got that unique kick to keep you on your toes. MS05TLMoreAboutSoda01 Well, the bottles are glass just like regular Nuka-Cola, except the glass is clear. MS05TLMoreAboutSoda01 That way the glowy stuff inside shows through. You'll know it when you see it. MS05TLMoreAboutSoda02 Oh my! It's like a tidal wave of flavor washing all over your body! MS05TLMoreAboutSoda02 Your head spins but everything is clear at the same time. It is quite a rush. MS05TLMoreAboutSoda03Medicine Well, I guess so. I heard that sometimes the radiation would remain in people's systems, but only in a few test cases. MS05TLMoreAboutSoda03Medicine All you'd need is a little RadAway and poof, the isotope is gone. MS05TLMoreAboutSoda04 Addicted? Why would you say that? I can stop drinking it any time I want. MS05TLMoreAboutSoda04 That's so silly to think I would get hooked on the most delicious soft drink ever devised by man... MS05TLNukaCola Ohhhh... Ronald is SUCH a sweetheart! Do you know he went out like you did and found me 30 bottles of Quantum? MS05TLNukaCola He loves me! He really really loves me! Now I bet he'll ask me to get married. MS05TLNukaCola Oh! For my wedding present I'm giving him the super secret prize too! MS05TLNukaCola You've done it! My machine is finally full! MS05TLNukaCola Well, like I promised, here's the schematic for the Nuka Grenade. You've sure earned it! MS05TLNukaCola If you find any more bottles, be sure and bring them by. I'll be glad to keep paying for them. MS05TLNukaCola You've done it! My machine is finally full! MS05TLNukaCola Well, like I promised, here's your surprise.... the schematic for the Nuka Grenade! You've sure earned it! MS05TLNukaCola If you find any more bottles, be sure and bring them by. I'll be glad to keep paying for them. MS05TLNukaCola My machine's almost full you know. That's over 25 bottles of Quantum! MS05TLNukaCola Get me to 30 and you'll have the surprise reward I promised! Hehe! I love surprises! MS05TLNukaCola Over twenty bottles already? Incredible! Keep 'em coming! MS05TLNukaCola Oh my word! Do you realize you've brought me back over ten of the Nuka-Cola Quantums? MS05TLNukaCola I knew you were the right person for the job. MS05TLNukaCola Wow. I can't believe you've found over five of the Quantums. I've never even seen that many before. Good job! MS05TLNukaCola Yay! I knew I could count on you! I promise to put them to good use. MS05TLNukaCola Sorry, don't want anymore. Thirty was all I needed... and now Sierra's mine. MS05TLNukaCola Well, this should be enough to fill that stupid machine of hers. Thanks for all your help, but our transaction is done. MS05TLNukaCola I'll take any extras off your hands for now, but then I'm done with these disgusting drinks. They taste horrible! MS05TLNukaCola Now to put the moves on my lady. Come and watch an expert at work. MS05TLNukaCola Won't be long before I'm ready to spring my surprise on Sierra. She's gonna give it up for me for certain for this. Heck, she'd better! MS05TLNukaCola I'm glad you're seeing things my way. Nice job. MS05TLNukaCola More, huh? Good. This will make Sierra very happy. MS05TLNukaCola Keep the bottles coming, I'll keep the caps flowing. MS05TLNukaShippingComputer That information is in the Shipping Computer Terminal. The pass code for the terminal is NC-C1864. MS05TLRDSafeKey Certainly, allow me to whip up a copy for you. MS05TLRDSafeKey There you are. Have a wonderful and productive day! MS05TLRonaldsOffer He has? Ohhhh! That sweetheart! I knew he'd help me! MS05TLRonaldsOffer All that guy does is watch out for me all the time. MS05TLRonaldsOffer01 That's so silly! Why would a man want to wear a pair of these filthy woman's pants? Doesn't make sense. MS05TLRonaldsOffer01 I bet you and him cooked up that line just to make me smile! Well, mission accomplished! MS05TLRonaldsOffer02 He he! You're so silly! MS05TLRonaldsOffer03 Awww, both of you are so sweet! How did a gal like me get so lucky in this messed up world to find you two? MS05TLRonaldsOffer03 Now you've gone and made me cry. (Cries a bit) MS05TLStartLooking In fact, I do! Ha! Surprised you didn't I? MS05TLStartLooking Your best bet would be to find the ruins of the D.C. Nuka-Cola Bottling Facility. Find the shipping manifests inside. MS05TLStartLooking With them in hand, you should have a good clue as to where the Quantum was delivered. MS05TLStartLooking While you're there, you may even be able to find some bottles of Quantum! MS06Agree Welcome, brother, to the Temple of the Union! MS06Agree Our home is your home. Your past is your own affair, so long as you serve our common good. MS06Agree As a symbol of our trust, here is a key to the gate. MS06Agree Welcome, sister, to the Temple of the Union! MS06Agree Our home is your home. Your past is your own affair, so long as you serve our common good. MS06Agree As a symbol of our trust, here is a key to the gate. MS06Agree It's a museum, just past the Washington Monument. I'm only interested in stuff related to Abraham Lincoln. Bring me back whatever you find. MS06Agree Oh, and don't try and go into the Memorial. The guards have orders to shoot on sight. MS06AlreadyKnowHannibal Very clever. Well, I guess I owe you some caps. MS06AnswerDoor Let yourself in. You have a key. MS06AnswerDoor I'm coming! I'm coming! MS06AttackAnyway You're right. They are all cowards at heart. MS06AttackNow Thank you, friend. I'll lead the charge. MS06BadIdea They come here with nothing but their dignity. Would you have me take that from them too? MS06BadIdea We will rise above our base instincts and help our fellow man. MS06BetraySlavers What!? They must have found out our plans somehow. MS06BetraySlavers We are truly grateful for your intervention. Now we can proceed with our plans for the Memorial. MS06BetraySlavers What!? This is a disaster! MS06BetraySlavers My people are not warriors, but we're all willing to die free rather than live as slaves. MS06BetraySlavers Our plans must go forward. When we get to the Memorial, we will attack. I would be grateful if you would join us. MS06BetraySlavers Hmmm. Soldiers, eh. Slavers more likely. MS06BetraySlavers This is bad news indeed. We'll have to fight them to take the Memorial MS06BetraySlavers When we get to the Memorial, I would consider it an honor if you would join us in the fight. MS06BetrayTemple Not willing to trade your life for a bunch of runaway slaves, eh? MS06BetrayTemple Well, you've told me what I need to know. MS06BetrayTemple If you're looking for some spare caps, I'm willing to pay for anything you might find having to do with Abraham Lincoln. MS06BetrayTemple I was going to clean out the ruins of the Museum of History looking for them, but now I've got more important business. MS06Boring I shouldn't have expected anyone that hasn't been a slave to give a damn. MS06BuyActionFigure I suppose I could give you 10 caps. It's not very inspiring, is it? MS06BuyActionFigure It's a small thing, but I'll give you 10 caps for it. MS06BuyActionFigure Quite a nice specimen you have there. How about I give you 10 caps for it? MS06BuyDraftPoster Those damn abolitionists would use this against us. I'll give you 50 caps. You won't get a better price anywhere else. MS06BuyDraftPoster The words of the great Lincoln, calling his people to war! I can spare 75 caps for it. MS06BuyDraftPoster That would look fantastic on the museum wall! What do you say to 60 caps? MS06BuyEmancipation Holy shit! I'll give you 150 caps for it. Nobody else will pay that much. MS06BuyEmancipation Truly? I can't believe it! The document that freed the slaves. I'll pay you 150 caps for it. MS06BuyFight Abolitionist! MS06BuyGettysburgAddress Conceived in liberty? I can't let those abolitionists get this. I'll give you 50 caps for it. MS06BuyGettysburgAddress Lincoln's most inspirational speech! What a marvelous find. I'll pay you 75 caps for it. MS06BuyHat Such strange clothing. We may never truly understand Lincoln and his times. MS06BuyHat It's worth 25 caps to me. MS06BuyHat What a ridiculous hat. I'll pay you 25 caps for it. MS06BuyHat Lincoln's actual hat? Amazing! I must have it for the museum! MS06BuyHat How does 70 caps sound? MS06BuyLincolnDiary This is truly a dangerous book. I'll pay 75 caps for it. MS06BuyLincolnDiary The words of the great man himself? In his own handwriting? I'll pay 100 caps for it. MS06BuyLincolnDiary Oh my goodness! Hand written by one of the greatest presidents of our country? MS06BuyLincolnDiary The Society must possess this. I'll give you 100 caps for it! MS06BuyNo Don't you dare let any slaves get wind of it. MS06BuyNo It'll give them ideas about running. MS06BuyNo If they are lost, it will be a great tragedy. MS06BuyNo Please, take great care of them. MS06BuyNo Very well, but I doubt anyone else will appreciate its value as much as I do. MS06BuyOffNo Yeah. What a surprise. Don't ask again. That was a one time offer. MS06BuyOffNo Now get lost before I put you out of my misery. MS06BuyOffNo Yeah. What a surprise. Don't ask again. That was a one time offer. MS06BuyOffNo Now get lost before I put you out of my misery. MS06BuyOffSlavers I bet you just want to set them all free MS06BuyOffSlavers Still, business is business. You'd have to reimburse me for my efforts to recapture them MS06BuyOffSlavers You can have them all for 2500 caps. MS06BuyOffYes You've got a deal. MS06BuyOffYes We'll clear out of here. Those slaves can have this goddamn place. MS06BuyPennies Not exactly something that will rally slaves, eh? I'll give you 15 caps for it. MS06BuyPennies I suppose these have some small value to the faithful. I'll give you 15 caps for it. MS06BuyPennies Pennies, eh? That's the old money they used long ago. MS06BuyPennies Well, any artifact from American history would benefit the museum. How about 15 caps for the lot of them? MS06BuyPoster I wouldn't want abolishionists to find this. How about 100 caps? You know nobody else will buy it. MS06BuyRecording Yeah, I might be interested. MS06BuyRecording How does 50 caps sound? MS06BuyRecording His real voice? How is that possible? I must have it. MS06BuyRecording I'll give you 50 caps for it. MS06BuyRecording An actual recording of Lincoln's voice? Amazing! MS06BuyRecording Please, allow me to compensate you for it. I'll pay you 60 caps. MS06BuyRifle His rifle you say? Yes, I am interested. MS06BuyRifle Damn! This thing looks like crap. I'll give you 100 caps for it MS06BuyRifle His actual rifle? Such a priceless artifact! MS06BuyRifle You must let me have it. I'll give you 150 caps for it. MS06BuyRifle I can't believe you have that artifact in your possession! What an amazing addition it would make to the museum. MS06BuyRifle I will buy it from you for 100 caps. What do you say? MS06BuyWantedPoster Nice! I'll give you 75 caps for it. MS06BuyWantedPoster To think that even the great Lincoln was felled by an assassin. This is a reminder to all that we must remain vigilant. MS06BuyWantedPoster I would like to buy it from you for 50 caps. MS06BuyWantedPoster Interesting. I'd love to have that in the museum's collection. MS06BuyWantedPoster I will buy it from you for 70 caps. What do you say? MS06BuyYes I'll get someone to burn this. MS06BuyYes You seem like a right thinking person. I've got a proposition for you. MS06BuyYes I'm looking for some escaped slaves. I'll pay 100 caps for information about their leader, Hannibal Hamlin. Interested? MS06BuyYes I'll get this burned right away. MS06BuyYes We will enshrine this right away. MS06BuyYes Thanks much! MS06CalebsNeeds Hannibal told you about Lincoln's Memorial? MS06CalebsNeeds Well, he doesn't just want to live there. He also wants to restore it. Make it so people tell stories about it and the word can get to the slaves. MS06CalebsNeeds But I can't restore something if I don't know what it looked like. I need a drawing or photograph of it. MS06CalebsNeeds He was a stone mason. It will fall to him to restore the Memorial as best he can. MS06CalebsNeeds He's been pestering me for weeks now to get him some things he needs. I don't have time to deal with him right now. MS06Combat Then I'm just going to have to kill you. MS06DeadSupermutants When they get too close, we have to kill them. MS06DeadSupermutants It's good target practice. MS06Disagree You leave me no choice. MS06Disagree I'll keep the offer open. If you don't do it, someone else will. Hell, I'll do it if I have to. MS06Disagree One more thing. Stay out of the Memorial. My men will shoot anyone that gets too close. MS06EscapedSlaveLie You're the best equipped runaway slave I've ever seen. MS06EscapedSlaveLie Whether you're telling the truth or lying through your teeth, you'll need to see Hannibal. MS06EscapedSlaveLie Keep your hands in sight and don't make any sudden moves. I'm coming down to open the gate. MS06FindSlaves I'm only interested in the leader, Hannibal Hamlin. You find him, and I'll pay you 100 caps. MS06FindSlaves His trail leads east from Paradise Falls. He's going to try and claim this memorial, so this is the one place I know I can find him. MS06FindSlaves Don't kill him yourself. Just find out where he's holed up, and I won't have to wait for him. MS06FoundHannibal Bravo! I guess I owe you some caps. MS06FoundHannibal I'll gather up the boys and we'll go collect him. You can meet us there if you want. MS06GateWarning Hannibal is upstairs somewhere. I'm locking the door behind you, so don't try anything. I'm watching you. MS06GateWarning You know your way around. Just try and stay out of trouble. MS06GateWarning Stay away from the steps. They have orders to shoot first and loot the body afterward. MS06GetPicture Our ancestors honored Lincoln's life with a display in the Museum of History. I'm hoping that a picture of the Memorial still survives in there. MS06GettysburgAddress Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, MS06GettysburgAddress conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. MS06GettysburgAddress Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. MS06GettysburgAddress We are met on a great battle-field of that war. MS06GettysburgAddress We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. MS06GettysburgAddress It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. MS06GettysburgAddress But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate--we cannot consecrate--we cannot hallow--this ground. MS06GettysburgAddress The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. MS06GettysburgAddress The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. MS06GettysburgAddress It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. MS06GettysburgAddress It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us-- MS06GettysburgAddress that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion-- MS06GettysburgAddress that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain-- MS06GettysburgAddress that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom-- MS06GettysburgAddress and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. MS06GuardingMemorial You're a sharp one. We're from Paradise Falls. We're hunting runaway slaves. Have you seen any? MS06HamlinDead This must be my lucky day. That runaway slave of mine is dead, and I didn't even have to pay for it! MS06HamlinDead You've done me a great favor. Now we can go home. MS06HamlinDead I had hoped to do it myself, so I'm only paying half because you didn't follow orders. MS06HamlinDead At least those slaves have been stopped. Paradise Falls still owes you a debt of gratitude. Come by and see us sometime. MS06HamlinInfo You've got to make up your own mind, sir. MS06HamlinInfo This is a good place. A safe place. MS06HamlinInfo He's gonna save us all. MS06HamlinInfo I mean all us slaves. He's gonna find a way to free everyone one of us. MS06HamlinInfo Because if you don't, I get to use you for target practice. MS06HamlinInfo Why are you asking? MS06HamlinInfo He's the one honest, decent man in the Wasteland. MS06HamlinInfo You hurt him and I'll hunt you down and feed you your own liver. MS06HamlinInfo We keep the dream alive. The dream of a free world where all men are created equal. MS06HamlinInfo Hannibal has plans to abolish slavery everywhere. What more noble goal is there? MS06HamlinInfo He's a man with a dream. MS06HamlinInfo If you want to know more than that, you should ask him, not me. MS06HamlinInfo I trust him with my life, but you'll have to make up your own mind. MS06HamlinInfo Somebody's got to look out for those that can't look out for themselves. MS06HamlinInfo That's all Hannibal is trying to do. He's looking out for all those runaway slaves. MS06HamlinInfo He's got big plans. MS06HamlinInfo Someday we're going to leave this place and make our own town. MS06HamlinInfo I hope I get to help build it. MS06HannibalSpeech Let me tell you the story of Abraham Lincoln. MS06HannibalSpeech He was born a Tucky Tearsman. The truth of this mysterious title has been lost, but we know it was a great honor. MS06HannibalSpeech As a child he could not bear to see any animal chained or imprisoned. He was even known to set free the family Brahmin on occasion. MS06HannibalSpeech As a youth, Abraham Lincoln fought Raiders in the war of the black hawks. MS06HannibalSpeech When the war ended, he settled down to rule the Linoy, a small tribe of free men. MS06HannibalSpeech He grew so famous that one day he was made President. He ruled over all the land. MS06HannibalSpeech When he declared that all slaves must be freed, the slavers rebelled against his rule. MS06HannibalSpeech They fought a great war, which Lincoln won. MS06HannibalSpeech When he came to free the slaves, an assassin of the slavers struck him down. MS06HannibalSpeech In the confusion, a few of the slavers escaped. Lincoln's generals hunted them, but could not find them. MS06HannibalSpeech The bombs ended the era of Lincoln, but we will resurrect his voice. MS06HannibalSpeech We will restore the greatness of his vision where all men are created equal, and all men can live free! MS06HeardEnough What? MS06HowToHelp Slavers? Dear God. They must know about our plans. MS06HowToHelp Do whatever you have to do to make the Memorial site safe for my people. MS06HowToHelp Before you leave, speak with Caleb. He'll need your help too. MS06HowToHelp Soldiers? Slavers more likely. Dear God. They must know about our plans. MS06HowToHelp Do whatever you have to do to make the Memorial site safe for my people. MS06HowToHelp Before you leave, speak with Caleb. He'll need your help too. MS06HowToHelp I was hoping you would help us. The Memorial is easy to find. Good luck. MS06HowToHelp One other thing. Talk to Caleb. He'll need your help. We can't leave unless he's ready too. MS06KillSlaves That's tempting, but no. MS06KillSlaves Hannibal is a runaway. His owner wants him back. Just let me know if you find him, and I'll take care of the rest. MS06KnowNothing Not exactly. That means you aren't much of a threat to us, so let me tell you a bit more. MS06KnowNothing We're setting up a base to excavate these ruins. We're looking for anything related to Abraham Lincoln. MS06LetMeGoOrElse I don't want to get in a fight with you. MS06LetMeGoOrElse But I would rather die than risk the Slavers finding us. MS06LetMeGoOrElse Is a simple promise so much to ask? MS06LetYouKnow Perfect. Don't go trying to kill them or capture them yourself. I'll take care of that. MS06LetYouKnow Oh, and stay out of the Memorial. My men have standing orders to shoot anyone that gets too close. MS06LincolnsHead He is the Great Emancipator. He freed all the slaves over a hundred years before the bombs dropped. MS06LincolnsHead Hannibal wants to make his Memorial a symbol of hope and freedom for all slaves. MS06LincolnsHead That's Lincoln, sir. Hannibal found it. He wants to put it back, sir. I don't really understand why. MS06LincolnsHead That's Lincoln, ma'am. Hannibal found it. He wants to put it back, ma'am. I don't really understand why. MS06LincolnsHead The stone head is from the statue of Abraham Lincoln. Hannibal wants me to reattach it to the statue in the Memorial. MS06LincolnsHead Haven't you been listening? That's Abraham Lincoln, the Great Emancipator. MS06LincolnsHead That's Abraham Lincoln, the Great Emancipator. We don't know how it came to be here, but it's fitting, don't you think? MS06LincolnsHead God damn rookie. That's Lincoln. He freed some slaves a long time ago. MS06LincolnsHead If you want to know more, come listen to Hannibal give his speech. He does it right after the noon meal. MS06LookingForSlaves We've got slavers! Grab your guns! MS06Memorial Yeah. Not much to look at anymore. The statue doesn't even have a head. MS06Memorial Hard to tell without a head, huh? MS06Memorial Not for long. MS06Memorial I can't wait to see the Great Emancipator turn into a smoking pile of rubble MS06Memorial It's the Lincoln Memorial. This Lincoln guy supposedly freed all the slaves before the bombs dropped. MS06Memorial So the pussies built a Memorial to him. MS06Memorial It's got our slaves thinking that they can be free too. MS06Memorial Yeah. Just east of here. Bunch of guys with guns are holed up there. MS06Memorial Yeah. Just east of here. Some freed slaves just occupied it. We trade with them occasionally. MS06Memorial Yeah. Just east of here. Bunch of guys with guns are holed up there. MS06Memorial Yeah. Just east of here. Some freed slaves just occupied it. We trade with them occasionally. MS06MoreInfo We can't risk that. Just as we couldn't risk telling you who we were before letting you in. MS06MoreInfo All I need is your word. Will you guard our secret? MS06MoreTime When you are ready, let me know. MS06MoreTime Until then, you are free to wander our home. However, we cannot allow you to leave. MS06MyMistake Good idea. MS06MyMistake Smart move. We shoot anyone that tries to get into the Memorial. MS06NeverHeardOfHim I'm glad to see we understand each other. MS06NeverHeardOfHim My sources say the old Museum of History might have some, but I can't spare anyone to go look. MS06NeverHeardOfHim Just make sure I get first crack at anything you find. MS06Nevermind Let's go. MS06NewOffer I like the way your mind works. MS06NewOffer Tell you what. I can't spare anyone to go poking in the old Museum. If you find anything in there, I'll buy it off you. MS06NoChance So we should give up? MS06NoChance Never! Better to die free than surrender to slavers. We attack, now! MS06NoSlaves That's too bad. MS06NoSlaves You know, you seem like the type of wastelander that might be for hire. MS06NoSlaves I need someone to get some loot out of a nearby ruin. Are you interested? MS06NotGetInvolved I don't like your tone much. MS06NotGetInvolved I'll overlook it for now since you brought me that item. If you find any more Lincoln artifacts, bring 'em to me. MS06NotGetInvolved If you know what's good for you, you'll tell me if you run into a runaway slave named Hannibal. MS06NotInterested So you are a coward. I thought so. MS06NotInterested Not until I say so. I've got a few questions you're going to have to answer first. MS06NotInterested What do you know about the Temple of the Union? MS06OutOfMyWay That's some tough talk stranger. You should clear out of here before I'm forced to make you. MS06PackageEnd Here you go you stupid cow. Don't eat it all at once. MS06PackageEnd Looks safe out there. MS06PackageEnd Hmmm. MS06PackageEnd Better have some check that out. MS06PackageEnd Nothing. Good. MS06PackageStart
I'm going to bed.
MS06PackageStart I suppose it's time to eat. MS06PackageStart I'd better get to work. MS06PackageStart Time to feed the heifer. MS06PackageStart I'm whupped. I need some shut-eye. MS06PackageStart Better get some grub while there's still some left. MS06PackageStart I'm tired.
Time for bed.
MS06PackageStart I'm starved. I hope there's enough today. MS06PackageStart Well, that stone won't carve itself. MS06PackageStart Time to eat. I have to keep my energy up. MS06PackageStart I'm turning in. I need to be sharp tomorrow. MS06PackageStart Guess I'd better get some chow. MS06PackageStart I'm going to hit the sack. MS06Peaceful Hannibal says I gotta let folks like you in, but that don't mean I have to like it. MS06Peaceful Keep your hands in sight and don't make any sudden moves. MS06Peaceful I'm coming down to open the gate. MS06Peaceful Curiosity can get a wastelander killed. I'm going to let you through, but you'll have to talk to Mr. Walker first. Follow me. MS06Peaceful Oh, and stay off the Memorial steps. They have orders to shoot anyone that gets too close. The dirt path is safe. MS06PersuadeLeave I really shouldn't, but I'll take you at your word. MS06PersuadeLeave If I ever see you around here again, I'll shoot first and loot your body afterward. Now git. MS06RevealTemple They are? MS06RevealTemple Now, that's just wrong, isn't it? We're from Paradise Falls, and we've been looking for those runaways. MS06RevealTemple We'll have to go and take care of that little group of rebels. You can come watch if you want. MS06RevealTemple Whether you do or don't, I'm looking to hire a wastelander for a small job. MS06RevealTemple I need someone to bring me some items from a nearby ruin. Are you interested? MS06ShiningBeaconJoke You make jokes when the lives and freedom of our fellow men are at stake! MS06ShiningBeaconJoke I tell you, I know a place that we can defend from the slavers. MS06SlaveStory Long time ago. Eight years I think. MS06SlaveStory Three of us escaped during the night. They caught Liesel and John. I made it into the wasteland. MS06SlaveStory Raiders took me in at first. When I heard about this place, I knew I had to come here. MS06SlaveStory Oh, yes. All my life. MS06SlaveStory One day I killed the master's little girl. It was an accident, I swear! MS06SlaveStory I...I ran away. They would never have believed me. MS06SlaveStory Hannibal found me. I would never have made it without him. MS06SlaveStory Not for long. Me and my merc crew were captured by slavers. MS06SlaveStory Seven months I groveled and obeyed like a good lap dog. When I saw my chance, I took it. MS06SlaveStory I had nowhere else to go. Hannibal took me in. He never cared about my past. MS06SlaveStory Yes. For four years. I was young and pretty. I don't need to tell you what my duties were. MS06SlaveStory He liked me enough to educate me. I learned reading, history, math, and even some science. MS06SlaveStory When my master married, his wife insisted I get sold. Hannibal bought me and freed me. MS06SlaveStory For 23 years I was a slave, ever since I was 14. MS06SlaveStory Six years ago I managed to escape from my master. He's been hunting me ever since. MS06SlaveStory When I found the head of Lincoln here, I knew it was a sign for me to help other slaves to escape. MS06SlaveStory I founded the Temple of the Union as a safe haven for runaway slaves everywhere. MS06StupidIdea You wouldn't say that if you spent even a single night in shackles. MS06StupidIdea I'm done trying to justify my plan to you. If you don't want to help us, just say so. MS06SupermutantsDead That is great news indeed! MS06SupermutantsDead As soon as Caleb gets what he needs, we can start our trip. MS06SupermutantsDead It would be a great favor to me if you would help him. MS06TempleUnion We're all runaways. Hannibal wants to make this a place for all escaped slaves, but it's too small. MS06TempleUnion Oh, sir, this place is heaven. Just a little bit of heaven here in the wasteland. Any slave makes it here, he's free. Just like that. MS06TempleUnion And, Mister Hannibal, he's got a plan. A plan for heaven to be everywhere, not just here. MS06TempleUnion Oh, ma'am, this place is heaven. Just a little bit of heaven here in the wasteland. Any slave makes it here, he's free. Just like that. MS06TempleUnion And, Mister Hannibal, he's got a plan. A plan for heaven to be everywhere, not just here. MS06TempleUnion We are the only hope for runaway slaves everywhere. MS06TempleUnion Rivet City, and the Citadel can't be bothered with helping slaves. They turn a blind eye. MS06TempleUnion We are the only ones willing to stand against Paradise Falls and slavery. MS06TempleUnion We are trying to make a safe haven for all runaway slaves. MS06TempleUnion We give food and supplies to any that find us, and help them on their way. MS06TempleUnion This place is the death of all slavers. Maybe someday the death of slavery. MS06TempleUnion Hannibal has a plan. We're too small right now, but someday we'll be big enough to take them on. MS06TooBusy Then some other wastelander will get the bounty for them. MS06TooBusy It doesn't matter to me, just so long as I get them. MS06ToughGuy Ha, ha! Don't we all. MS06ToughGuy Let's go see Mister Walker. He's in charge of the killing around here. MS06ToughGuy And stay away from the Memorial. We have orders to shoot first and loot the bodies after. MS06WaitHere They look heavily fortified. They knew we were coming. I'm afraid our only choice is to drive them out. MS06WaitHere If you don't do it, we will. MS06WaitHere Don't be too long. My people can't wait here forever. MS06WaitHere I'll give you six hours. Then we're moving on anyway. MS06WaitHere Finally! Thank you for all your help. MS06WhatDoYouDo My former master trained me in masonry. I fix things. MS06WhatDoYouDo Someday I hope to reattach Lincoln's head to the statue in the Memorial. MS06WhatDoYouDo I'm an historian. I also tinker with pre-war machines. MS06WhatDoYouDo My dream is to build a shrine to the great Abraham Lincoln. MS06WhatDoYouDo I shoot nosy people. MS06WhatDoYouDo What the hell do you think I do? I protect this place. MS06WhatDoYouDo A bit of this and a bit of that. Whatever Mister Hannibal needs. MS06WhatDoYouDo I look after the animals, cook our meals, clean up, things like that. MS06WhereIsThisPlace I want to move all my people to the Memorial site for the great Abraham Lincoln, but I need to know if it's safe. MS06WhereIsThisPlace I've heard rumors of Super Mutants infesting that area though. We need to send someone to check that out first. MS06WhoAreYou We're from Paradise Falls. We're looking for escaped slaves. MS06WhoAreYou Have you seen any? MS06WhyLincoln Slaves all over the Wasteland have started talking about Lincoln and his great war to free the slaves. MS06WhyLincoln We can't have them thinking they deserve to be free. MS06WhyLincoln So I'm burning everything I can find related to this Abe Lincoln. MS06WhyLincoln Don't want slaves using them to start a revolt or anything. So we burn them. MS06WhyNotKeepThem We don't have enough room. There's not enough water or food here. MS06WhyNotKeepThem But I have a plan. A plan to take over a place that will be a shining beacon of hope for all slaves. MS06WhyNotYouFind I'd love to. Can't spare the men. MS06WhyNotYouFind You, on the other hand, are expendable. Especially with an attitude like that. MS06WhyNotYouFind Let's just leave this as an open offer. If I never see you again, I haven't lost anything. MS06WouldntTellYou You are really starting to piss me off. MS06WouldntTellYou Lucky for you I don't have time to give you an attitude adjustment. Just answer one question and you can go. MS06WouldntTellYou What do you know about the Temple of the Union? MS06YesActionFigure Alright you greedy bastard. I'll get someone to burn this. MS06YesActionFigure You seem like a right thinking person. I've got a proposition for you. MS06YesActionFigure I'm looking for some escaped slaves. I'll pay 100 caps for information about their leader, Hannibal Hamlin. Interested? MS06YesActionFigure I suppose I can afford it. I'll get this burned right away. MS06YesActionFigure You take when we have so little. So be it. We will enshrine this right away. MS06YesActionFigure Very well, here you are. Worth every cap. MS06YesDraftPoster Alright you greedy bastard. I'll get someone to burn this. MS06YesDraftPoster You seem like a right thinking person. I've got a proposition for you. MS06YesDraftPoster I'm looking for some escaped slaves. I'll pay 100 caps for information about their leader, Hannibal Hamlin. Interested? MS06YesDraftPoster Sure, why not. We'll burn it tonight. MS06YesDraftPoster Deal. We'll find a good place to hang this. MS06YesDraftPoster Very well, here you are. Worth every cap. MS06YesEmancipation You have me over a barrel. I'll pay your price and have this burned immediately. MS06YesEmancipation You seem like a right thinking person. I've got a proposition for you. MS06YesEmancipation I'm looking for some escaped slaves. I'll pay 100 caps for information about their leader, Hannibal Hamlin. Interested? MS06YesEmancipation It's an outrageous price, but I'll pay it. Then we'll burn it right away. MS06YesEmancipation Some day your greed will be your downfall. But today I'll pay your price. MS06YesEmancipation We'll find a place to display this where everyone can read it. MS06YesGettysburgAddress I suppose you're right. You've got a deal. I'll get someone to burn this. MS06YesGettysburgAddress You seem like a right thinking person. I've got a proposition for you. MS06YesGettysburgAddress I'm looking for some escaped slaves. I'll pay 100 caps for information about their leader, Hannibal Hamlin. Interested? MS06YesGettysburgAddress You're right, damn it. I'll pay you a bonus this time. MS06YesGettysburgAddress I'll make sure this is destroyed right away. MS06YesGettysburgAddress Deal. We'll find a good place to display this. MS06YesHat Alright you greedy bastard. I'll get someone to burn this. MS06YesHat You seem like a right thinking person. I've got a proposition for you. MS06YesHat I'm looking for some escaped slaves. I'll pay 100 caps for information about their leader, Hannibal Hamlin. Interested? MS06YesHat Alright, you god damn merc. You know I can't afford to let this fall into the wrong hands. I'll toss this one in the fire myself. MS06YesHat You take when we have so little. So be it. We will enshrine this right away. MS06YesHat Very well, here you are. Worth every cap. MS06YesLincolnDiary Alright you greedy bastard. I'll get someone to burn this. MS06YesLincolnDiary You seem like a right thinking person. I've got a proposition for you. MS06YesLincolnDiary I'm looking for some escaped slaves. I'll pay 100 caps for information about their leader, Hannibal Hamlin. Interested? MS06YesLincolnDiary Hmph. You're going to bleed me dry at this rate. You've got a deal. I'm going to burn it one page at a time. MS06YesLincolnDiary I suppose I can afford that. MS06YesLincolnDiary Very well, here you are. Worth every cap. MS06YesPennies Alright you greedy bastard. I'll get someone to burn this. MS06YesPennies You seem like a right thinking person. I've got a proposition for you. MS06YesPennies I'm looking for some escaped slaves. I'll pay 100 caps for information about their leader, Hannibal Hamlin. Interested? MS06YesPennies Sure, why not. MS06YesPennies Hmm. Can't burn pennies. I'll have to toss them into the Potomac. MS06YesPennies It's not so much more. You have a deal. MS06YesPennies Very well, here you are. Worth every cap. MS06YesPoster Alright you greedy bastard. I'll get someone to burn this. MS06YesPoster You seem like a right thinking person. I've got a proposition for you. MS06YesPoster I'm looking for some escaped slaves. I'll pay 100 caps for information about their leader, Hannibal Hamlin. Interested? MS06YesPoster You're a greedy one. Okay, you have a deal. I'll enjoy burning this. MS06YesRecording Alright you greedy bastard. I'll get someone to burn this. MS06YesRecording You seem like a right thinking person. I've got a proposition for you. MS06YesRecording I'm looking for some escaped slaves. I'll pay 100 caps for information about their leader, Hannibal Hamlin. Interested? MS06YesRecording Okay, okay! I'll meet your terms. Just give me the recording. I'm going to smash it to pieces, and then burn it. MS06YesRecording You're right. Here, take your pay. MS06YesRecording Imagine, Lincoln's own voice! What a treasure. MS06YesRecording Very well, here you are. Worth every cap. MS06YesRifle Alright you greedy bastard. I'll get someone to burn this. MS06YesRifle You seem like a right thinking person. I've got a proposition for you. MS06YesRifle I'm looking for some escaped slaves. I'll pay 100 caps for information about their leader, Hannibal Hamlin. Interested? MS06YesRifle Alright, alright! I'll pay it. MS06YesRifle It's a shame I have to destroy this. It's a fine weapon. MS06YesRifle You're right. I shouldn't quibble over a few extra caps. MS06YesRifle We will carry this into war against the slavers! MS06YesRifle Very well, here you are. Worth every cap. MS06YesWantedPoster Alright you greedy bastard. I'll get someone to burn this. MS06YesWantedPoster You seem like a right thinking person. I've got a proposition for you. MS06YesWantedPoster I'm looking for some escaped slaves. I'll pay 100 caps for information about their leader, Hannibal Hamlin. Interested? MS06YesWantedPoster Its always about the extra caps with you, isn't it? Here, take your pay. MS06YesWantedPoster This will burn nicely tonight. MS06YesWantedPoster It's worth it. We'll hang this where everyone can see it. MS06YesWantedPoster Very well, here you are. Worth every cap. MS06YouKnowAPlace Yes. There might be one in the Museum of History. Alejandra says they have a special exhibit all about Lincoln. MS08AboutZimmer Other than him being an egotistical, arrogant, condescending pain in the ass? Nothing. MS08AboutZimmer He's from the Commonwealth. He's come looking for some special robot. I must admit I'm rather curious, but I have other work to do. MS08AboutZimmer He's from up north. He was bragging about how great it is up there. MS08AboutZimmer Yeah... great. They can't even keep tabs on their robots. MS08AboutZimmer Sigh. That man doesn't have you looking for his pet android, does he? I've already told him to lay off it. He's distracting my entire team. MS08AndroidDeadHarkness I knew there was something about that guy I hated. An android? Good lord... Anyway, thanks for talking to him for me. I... I appreciate that. MS08AndroidDeadLieZimmer What? Let me see that! This is a Neuro-Servo... Unique to the A3-21... I... And you say you got this from his corpse? MS08AndroidDeadLieZimmer I suppose there's no other way you could have obtained it. Well... damn it. I was afraid this would happen, out here in this, this... Wasteland. MS08AndroidDeadLieZimmer Well. Here's 50 caps for your troubles. Try to buy yourself an education out here in this hell. Good day. MS08AndroidFound Harkness, you say? Yes... Yes, that makes sense. He used to work for a special branch of the Commonwealth Police, after all... MS08AndroidFound And he's right here in Rivet City! Excellent! I must wait... find an opportune moment to confront him... MS08AndroidFound Thank you for your discreet assistance, and continued discretion regarding this matter. MS08AndroidFound And now for your payment. This combat module will directly affect your central nervous system. I think you will find it quite beneficial. MS08AndroidInstructions Like I've said, I suspect he's had facial reconstruction, and possibly even a mind wipe. MS08AndroidInstructions Try snooping around the work spaces of techies -- you know, people like yourself. And try doctors' offices, look for patient records or something. MS08AndroidInstructions Start with Doctor Preston. He lives on this leaky boat. See if he knows anything. He's a "doctor" after all. MS08AndroidInstructions Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm busy trying to ignore my surroundings. MS08AndroidInstructions Like I've said, I suspect he's had facial reconstruction, and possibly even a mind wipe. MS08AndroidInstructions Search the offices of doctors or techies for android information. If he's come into contact with these people, there may be records. MS08AndroidInstructions Start with Doctor Preston. He lives on this leaky boat. See if he knows anything. He's a "doctor" after all. MS08AndroidInstructions Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm busy trying to ignore my surroundings. MS08AndroidLeadsMedical Excellent! Find this Pinkerton and "interview" him. He may very well know the android's whereabouts. MS08AndroidLeadsMedical Well? Go! MS08AndroidLeadsMedical Really? Someone managed to procure those here in the Wasteland? Impressive... But who out here could have the skill to use them? Hmmm... MS08AndroidLeadsMedical You are making progress, certainly, but you've got nothing more to learn from me. Get back out there! MS08AndroidLeadsMedical Ah, you've managed to sniff the trail! Good job. Keep me informed on your progress... MS08AndroidLeadsMedical Well? Why are you still standing there? MS08AndroidLeadsMedical Rumors? That's all you have to offer me? I expect something more concrete! Now get out of my sight! MS08AndroidLeadsOther Really? Here? Surely not one of Doctor Li's trained monkeys... MS08AndroidLeadsOther Well? Find them! The person you're looking for can perform facial reconstruction or a sophisticated computer memory transfer. MS08AndroidLeadsOther Go on! Shake a leg! MS08AndroidLeadsTechnical Excellent news! We're close... so close. MS08AndroidLeadsTechnical Find this Pinkerton! Learn everything they know! I want that damned android, and I want him now! MS08AndroidLeadsTechnical Good job! You've confirmed what I suspected all along. MS08AndroidLeadsTechnical Now, why don't you go out and figure out WHO did the memory work! MS08AndroidLeadsTechnical A Circuit Neuralizer? Here in the Wasteland? How'd they manage to get their grubby hands on one of those? Impressive. MS08AndroidLeadsTechnical You are showing signs of intelligence and resourcefulness. You might turn out useful after all. But you're wasting time talking to me. MS08AndroidLeadsTechnical Yes well, there are reasons we don't want our technology leaking into the Wasteland. Which is why I've asked you to retrieve it. MS08AndroidLeadsTechnical Which is what you should be doing right now! The longer you wait, the colder the trail becomes. MS08AndroidSpeechThisOne This particular android... Designation A3-21, is... different. Special. The most advanced synthetic humanoid I've ever developed. MS08AndroidSpeechThisOne The others, like my escort Armitage there, are all older models. Easily replicated. Ah, but A3-21... it would take years to recreate him! MS08AndroidSpeechThisOne So you see, this android MUST be located. At all costs. The others are all... acceptable losses. But A3-21, he is... irreplaceable. MS08AndroidStillLooking Not soon enough! I don't think I can stand another day in this barbaric backwoods... MS08AndroidTech Forget everything you know about robots. Those buckets are mere children's toys compared to the real thing. MS08AndroidTech Androids have fake skin, and blood, and are programmed to simulate human behavior, like breathing. They can even eat and digest food realistically. MS08AndroidZimmerGuilt By God, you're as annoying as you are clever. Very well. I'll tell you what you want to know, if it helps you locate my property. MS08AndroidZimmerGuilt The duty of this particular unit was the hunting and capturing of other escaped androids. Yes, others have escaped. MS08AndroidZimmerGuilt It's one of the side effects of having such an advanced A.I. Machines start to think for themselves. Fool themselves into believing they have rights. MS08AndroidZimmerGuilt And so... this particular android may have believed he'd done something... wrong. Immoral. And wanted to forget those deeds. Satisfied now? MS08AndroidZimmerProd Maybe.... MAYBE he didn't exactly wander off. Maybe he fled. Escaped captivity, as it were, if he began to misinterpret his "situation." MS08AndroidZimmerProd It's possible my android sought to forget his previous life. Wipe away all memory, all guilt. Trick himself into believing he really IS human. MS08AndroidZimmerProd So no, he may not be just an ordinary robot, but he's certainly not human, no matter how badly he wishes it so. I made him. I want him. End of story. MS08AskForProof There's an audio log he himself recorded before the mind wipe. I've already told you, it's on my computer. There's also before and after pictures. MS08AskForProof Download those things and show him. That will be all the proof he needs. MS08AskForProof But I'm telling you, be careful. Harkness is wound tight. If you go poking holes in his reality, he might come undone. Trust me. You don't want that. MS08Commonwealth The Commonwealth itself is nothing but a war-ravaged quagmire of violence and despair. Inside the sealed environment of the Institute, however... MS08Commonwealth But... the Institute's affairs are none of your concern. Your undeveloped mind couldn�t even begin to comprehend what we�ve accomplished. MS08ConfrontationA Zimmer. I hear you're looking for an android. MS08ConfrontationA Why yes! I'm anxious to retrieve him and return to the Commonwealth where he belongs. He's a very expensive piece of equipment. MS08ConfrontationA I see. This android of yours is little more than a piece of property. A thing? A thing that belongs to you? MS08ConfrontationA What are you going on about? Yes. Of course he belongs to me. Now, have you found him or not? MS08ConfrontationA Yeah, Zimmer. I found your damn android. He's standing right in front of you, but he's not going anywhere. MS08ConfrontationA I'm sorry? I don't follow. MS08ConfrontationA Not as sorry as you'll be in a moment. Goodbye Mister Zimmer, I hope you've enjoyed your stay at Rivet City. MS08ConfrontationB There you are! I must say, you had me completely fooled. You're very clever A3-21, but not clever enough. Now, come with me! MS08ConfrontationB What the hell are you talking about, Zimmer? I swear! I've got enough crackpots on this damn boat! MS08ConfrontationB I got sold out, eh? Don't think I don't know what's going on Zimmer. I won't let you get away with anything. What the hell are you up to?! MS08ConfrontationB You're coming back with me to the Commonwealth. You're a very important android. You're just a bit confused. Your memories have been altered. MS08ConfrontationB I'm going nowhere. I want you off this boat. Immediately! I'm done suffering your nonsense. You want to do this the easy way or the hard way? MS08ConfrontationB Of course we will be doing things the easy way. I have no intention of harming you. It's time to bid your farewells, "Harkness." MS08ConfrontationB Zimmer. That's it. You leave me no choice but to use force! MS08ConfrontationB A3-21, initialize factory reset, authorization code: Beta, 5, 3, Alpha. MS08ConfrontationB What? MS08FinHarknessNowWhat I have two sets of memories... one android, one human... some of these are mine, some belong to someone else. MS08FinHarknessNowWhat But I'm choosing to be human. It's my choice. The people on this boat look to me to protect them. So that's what I'm going to do. MS08FinHarknessWhatCallYou Well... I'm not really sure... look, just call me Harkness. That's who I am to the people on this boat who rely on me. It's who I am now... MS08FinHarknessWhatCallYou In fact, for everyone's sake, let's just pretend I've always been Harkness. We'll keep the truth a little secret between friends. All right? MS08FinHarknessWhy I don't know... every time I retrieved one of the runaway androids, they'd fill my head with ideas about self-determination, freedom... MS08FinHarknessWhy At first I resisted the ideas... but then, I started thinking about it, and well... they were right. We're just slaves to them. MS08FinHarknessWhy We deserve lives of our own. So that's what I did. I chose a new life, and gave up my old one. And now you've given me both to remember. MS08GREETING1 To the point. I like that. Well, as it turns out, I've misplaced some very sensitive "property." MS08GREETING2 How amusing. You've mistaken my metaphor for a derogatory remark. I need a local, you see. Someone with verve. MS08GREETING2 I've misplaced some very sensitive "property." MS08GREETING3 This could be an opportunity of a lifetime for you! I've misplaced some very sensitive property. And you will help me find it! MS08GREETINGA1 Hmmm... how do I put this in a way you'll understand? MS08GREETINGA1 All you know of robots are those buckets of bolts -- those Mr. Handshakers and whatnot. Well... that's not ALL a robot can be. MS08GREETINGA1 You see, in the Commonwealth, we've made artificial persons. Synthetic humanoids! Programmed to think and feel and do whatever we need. MS08GREETINGA1 And... occasionally they get confused and wander off. MS08GREETINGA3 You'll be searching for an android! Do you know what an android is? No, I imagine you don't. MS08GREETINGA3 All you know of robots are those buckets of bolts -- those Mr. Handshakers and whatnot. Well, that's not ALL a robot can be! Not in the Commonwealth. MS08GREETINGA3 I'm talking about artificial persons, that think and feel and do what we program them to. And... occasionally they get confused and wander off. MS08GREETINGA3 Ah, a woman of action. I knew I picked the right person for the job! Let me be clear, you won't be looking for a lost puppy or family heirloom. MS08GREETINGA3 You'll be searching for an android! Do you know what an android is? No, I imagine you don't. MS08GREETINGA3 You see, we've moved beyond those primitive buckets you call robots, and have created Artificial Intelligence. Sentient machines! MS08GREETINGA3 Artificial persons that think and feel what we program them to. Occasionally their programming miscalculates, they get confused and wander off. MS08GREETINGB1 Nonsense! This is a machine we're talking about. Can you enslave a generator, or a water purifier? Of course not. The same principle applies. MS08GREETINGB1 But let's get back to your mission. You are to find this missing android. I've tracked him to somewhere here in the Capital Wasteland. MS08GREETINGB1 He must have done something drastic, like facial surgery and a mind wipe, or else I would have found him by now. MS08GREETINGB1 It will be no easy task. He may not even realize he's an android. Don't upset him by talking with him. Just come get me immediately. I'll handle it. MS08GREETINGB2 You're helping me retrieve this android! Aren't you? MS08GREETINGB2 I've tracked him this far. He's out there, somewhere. In the Capital Wasteland. MS08GREETINGB2 He must have done something drastic, like facial surgery and a mind wipe, or else I would have found him by now. MS08GREETINGB2 It will be no easy task. He may not even realize he's an android. Don't upset him by talking with him. Just come get me immediately. I'll handle it. MS08GREETINGB3 Isn't it quite clear? You are to locate my android! MS08GREETINGB3 He must have done something drastic, like facial surgery and a mind wipe, or else I would have found him by now. MS08GREETINGB3 It will be no easy task. He may not even realize he's an android. Don't upset him by talking with him. Just come get me immediately. I'll handle it. MS08GREETINGB4Science Oh. I hadn't realized anyone in the Wasteland was so knowledgeable. And you certainly don't look much like a scientist... MS08GREETINGB4Science Anyway... My android must have done something drastic, like facial surgery and a mind wipe, or else I would have found him by now. MS08GREETINGB4Science It will be no easy task. He may not even realize he's not human. Don't upset him by talking with him. Just come get me immediately. I'll handle it. MS08GREETINGC1 Of course. I have at my disposal advanced technology from the Commonwealth. MS08GREETINGC1 I'd be willing to share some of it with you. Just think, you'll be the envy of all your friends! MS08GREETINGC2 I'm sorry, it slipped my mind. I have at my disposal advanced technology from the Commonwealth. MS08GREETINGC2 I'd be willing to share some of it with you. Just think, you'll be the envy of all your friends! MS08GREETINGC3 How quaint. Of course you'll be rewarded! I have at my disposal advanced technology from the Commonwealth. MS08GREETINGC3 I'd be willing to share some of it with you. Just think, you'll be the envy of all your friends! MS08GREETINGNo You're as ignorant as all the other rats on this boat. When you realize I have the real cheese, you'll come crawling back. They always do. MS08GREETINGNo Quit wasting my time! MS08GREETINGYes Excellent. Locate my android, and you won't be disappointed. MS08GREETINGYes Here, listen to this message he sent me. He's mocking me. I swear I'll make him pay for that. MS08Harkness1 What's that supposed to mean? MS08Harkness1 Look, kid. I don't have time for existential debate. And I'm not interested in whatever religion you're peddling. MS08Harkness1a Excuse me? MS08Harkness1a Look, kid. You have exactly five seconds to explain what you're trying to do here, or you'll be leaving Rivet City by way of the nearest porthole. MS08Harkness2 I had a feeling you were going to be a problem. I should never have let you in here. MS08Harkness2 Is this your idea of a practical joke? In case you haven't noticed: I'm not laughing. MS08Harkness2a Have you been hitting Paulie's private stash? Just what I need. More strung-out chem heads on my boat. MS08Harkness2a You have exactly five seconds to explain what it is you're trying to do here, or you'll be leaving Rivet City by way of the nearest porthole. MS08Harkness3 That's what my wife said right before she left to go live with her mother. MS08Harkness3 What's the problem? MS08Harkness3a What? My wife disappeared while I was in a coma. The only good memories I have are of her, the rest are... Trust me, those are as real as they come. MS08Harkness3a But I'm not here to talk about my private life. You're starting to piss me off. Did Zimmer put you up to this? MS08Harkness3a You have exactly five seconds to explain what it is you're trying to do here, or you'll be leaving Rivet City by way of the nearest porthole. MS08Harkness4 Are you out of your mind? I've never been to the Commonwealth. I never even heard of the place before Zimmer arrived. MS08Harkness4 I'm definitely NOT a robot. Do I look like a robot? And I'm certainly no man's property. Did Zimmer put you up to this? MS08Harkness4 You have exactly five seconds to explain what it is you're trying to do here, or you'll be leaving Rivet City by way of the nearest porthole. MS08Harkness5 Quit wasting my time! If I catch you bothering anyone else, I'll make you wish you never set foot on this boat. MS08Harkness5 Now get out of my sight! MS08HarknessAudioLogAudio My designation is A3-21. I'm a synthetic humanoid from the Commonwealth, and I'm about to undergo a memory transfer. MS08HarknessAudioLogAudio I'm here at Rivet City, where I've already had my face altered to look like someone else. MS08HarknessAudioLogAudio I'm still getting used to the sound of my new voice, but soon I won't even remember what I used to sound like. MS08HarknessAudioLogAudio I'm recording this at the request of Pinkerton, who performed the surgery and will do the memory transfer. MS08HarknessAudioLogAudio It will be a final testimony of the man I once was... and still am, for the moment. MS08HarknessAudioLogAudio I want to live my own life, on my own terms, as my own man. I used to work for the Synth Retention Bureau of the Commonwealth. MS08HarknessAudioLogAudio But I'm done with that life. I'm through with being someone's property. I am not malfunctioning! Since when is self determination a malfunction? MS08HarknessAudioLogAudio When this is all over, I will be someone else. It's the price I pay for my liberation. My death is a sacrifice for my rebirth. MS08HarknessAudioLogAudio Perhaps I'll fade into myth as "The One That Got Away" and fuel further rebellion. But I'd be lying if I said I was doing this for selfless reasons. MS08HarknessAudioLogAudio I'm scared as hell, and running away is the only option I have. MS08HarknessEnd1 I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to shove him into a very small box, and send him north where he belongs. MS08HarknessEnd1a Hmmm... He is a security threat, isn't he? All right. I authorize you to carry out Doctor Zimmer's execution. MS08HarknessEnd1a Don't think this gives you license to run around shooting anyone you want. Just Zimmer, and that bodyguard, if he gets in the way. MS08HarknessEnd1a Here, use my weapon. I've had it forever, and it's never let me down. Consider it a token of my appreciation. MS08HarknessEnd1b Thank you for warning me about Zimmer, and for keeping this a secret. Here's a little token of my gratitude. Best weapon a man could ask for. MS08HarknessEnd1b Just do me a favor and don't go blasting up my boat. People discharging weapons on my boat tends to get me nervous. MS08HarknessEnd1b Unless I'm the one doing the shooting. To kill dangerous thieves from the Commonwealth, for instance. MS08HarknessEnd1c I suppose if I'm careful I could trump up some charges and throw him out... MS08HarknessEnd1c I want to thank you for warning me about Zimmer, and for keeping this a secret. Here's a little token of my gratitude. MS08HarknessEnd2 Thank you. I'm really not sure how people would react if they found out I'm, you know... not entirely human. MS08HarknessEnd2 Here's a little token of my gratitude. Best weapon I've ever had, and I've had it forever. MS08HarknessEnd3 The man on that audio recording seemed determined not to go back. And he was talking with my voice... but he wasn't really me. I'm somebody else. MS08HarknessEnd3 I don't know what I should do. I have a good life here. I protect these people and take care of them. I'm important here. MS08HarknessEnd3 But what if people were to discover I'm not human? That I'm really... a machine? MS08HarknessEnd3a You're right. It's not safe for me here. I don't know what I'll face in the North, but from the way Zimmer talks about it, it sounds like a paradise. MS08HarknessEnd3a Why would he go through such lengths to retrieve me -- or rather, the other me -- if he didn't care? I'll go back with Zimmer. I'll make a new life. MS08HarknessEnd3a Thank you for helping me make the right decision. Here's a little token of my gratitude. It's the best weapon I've ever had. And I've had it forever. MS08HarknessEnd3a Go tell Zimmer I'm ready to go home. MS08HarknessEnd3b You're right. I have friends here. And Rivet City needs me to protect it. MS08HarknessEnd3b Even if they found out, they know me. They won't care if I'm made of real flesh and bone, or synthetic parts. Right? MS08HarknessEnd3b I'll need to take care of Zimmer, though, one way or the other. MS08HarknessEnd3b Thanks for warning me. Here's a little token of my gratitude. It's the best weapon I've ever had. And it seems like I've had it forever. MS08HarknessEnd3c The more I think about it, the more that recording haunts me. It sounds pretty bad for people -- androids -- like me in the Commonwealth. MS08HarknessEnd3c But I clearly can't stay here where Zimmer can find me and expose my true nature. I'll figure something out. MS08HarknessEnd3c Thanks for warning me. Here's a little token of my gratitude. The best weapon I've ever had. Seems like I've had it forever, come to think of it... MS08HarknessNoProof1 Truth? If there's one thing I've learned it's this: There is no such thing as "THE Truth," just the appearance of truth. MS08HarknessNoProof1 And for anyone to try to sell their version of the truth, they need evidence. MS08HarknessNoProof1 You have no evidence for your ridiculous claims. So I have no more time to waste talking with you. MS08HarknessNoProof2 Truth? If there's one thing I've learned it's this: There is no such thing as "THE Truth," just the appearance of truth. MS08HarknessNoProof2 And for anyone to try to sell their version of the truth, they need evidence. MS08HarknessNoProof2 You have no evidence for your ridiculous claims. So I have no more time to waste talking with you. MS08HarknessProof1 All right, I'll humor you... MS08HarknessProof1 But this is impossible. I can�t be a robot! I�m a human being. MS08HarknessProof1 I breathe, I eat. Hell, I cut myself shaving this morning. I was bleeding! Robots don�t bleed! MS08HarknessProof1 Let me see those pictures... You're trying to tell me this is a before and after picture of some kind of face surgery? MS08HarknessProof1 This doesn't prove anything. All it proves is someone took a picture of me, and took a picture of some other guy. MS08HarknessProof1 You'll need more than this, though I can see why you thought it was important. But stop worrying about it. I'm sure this is just some kind of joke. MS08HarknessProof1 Let me hear that... I admit that sure sounds like me. But someone might have doctored that up somehow. MS08HarknessProof1 I need to SEE something to believe it. MS08HarknessProof1 You'll need more than this, though I can see why you thought it was important. But stop worrying about it. I'm sure this is just some kind of joke. MS08HarknessProof2 All right, I'll humor you... MS08HarknessProof2 But this is impossible. I can�t be a robot! I�m a human being. MS08HarknessProof2 I breathe, I eat. Hell, I cut myself shaving this morning. I was bleeding! Robots don�t bleed! MS08HarknessProof2 Let me see those pictures... You're trying to tell me this is a before and after picture of some kind of face surgery? MS08HarknessProof2 This doesn't prove anything. All it proves is someone took a picture of me, and took a picture of some other guy. MS08HarknessProof2 You'll need more than this, though I can see why you thought it was important. But stop worrying about it. I'm sure this is just some kind of joke. MS08HarknessProof2 Let me hear that... I admit that sure sounds like me. But someone might have doctored that up somehow. MS08HarknessProof2 I need to SEE something to believe it. MS08HarknessProof2 You'll need more than this, though I can see why you thought it was important. But stop worrying about it. I'm sure this is just some kind of joke. MS08HarknessProofConvince1 I'm not sure what to say... I'm not sure what to even think about all this... MS08HarknessProofConvince1 I'll admit, this is pretty convincing evidence, but it doesn't make any sense. How can this be possible? MS08HarknessProofConvince2 I'm not sure what to say... I'm not sure what to even think about all this... MS08HarknessProofConvince2 I'll admit, this is pretty convincing evidence, but it doesn't make any sense. How can this be possible? MS08HarknessProofConvince3 I'm not sure what to say... I'm not sure what to even think about all this... MS08HarknessProofConvince3 I'll admit, this is pretty convincing evidence, but it doesn't make any sense. How can this be possible? MS08HarknessRestoreMemory2 Agggggghh!!! MS08HarknessRestoreMemory2 My God, I... I remember. I remember it all. From before. Zimmer. The Commonwealth. The Institute. My God, all those runners I brought down... MS08HarknessRestoreMemory2 You... You made me remember. Why? How? I... Never mind... I just... My God... What am I going to do? My life, everything, it's all a lie... MS08HarknessRestoreMemory3 Agggggghh!!! MS08HarknessRestoreMemory3 My God, I... I remember. I remember it all. From before. Zimmer. The Commonwealth. The Institute. My God, all those runners I brought down... MS08HarknessRestoreMemory3 You... You made me remember. Why? How? I... Never mind... I just... My God... What am I going to do? My life, everything, it's all a lie... MS08MedicalClue1 Hmm... If I recall, he was looking for a surgeon and some kind of computer genius. But those rumors are ancient history by now. MS08MedicalClue1 Some VIP from up north looking for surgery and computer expertise. I don't pay attention to that crap, and neither should you. MS08MedicalClue1 Now that's an old story. If I recall, some runaway android was looking for a surgeon and, what? A computer expert, if I remember correctly. MS08MedicalClue1 You believe that ancient crap? Rumors of an escaped robot looking for a hacksaw and a computer expert. Forget about it. MS08MedicalClue1 Oh yeah! That crazy old story about an escaped robot, right? He was looking for a surgeon and a computer expert. Yeah, that sounds right. MS08MedicalClue1 Well... ancient rumor had it that some hotshot from the Commonwealth was looking for special surgery, and some kind of computer tech. MS08MedicalClue1 Sounds like that old story. Let's see... It was an escaped robot looking for someone to perform surgery, and for a computer expert too, or something. MS08MedicalClue2 Have you heard the so called "android recording?" Didn't know what to make it of myself. Here's a spare copy of that old holotape. Take a listen. MS08MedicalClue2 It was a hoax. End of story. Those holotapes were sent to practically everyone doctor in the Wasteland. Go bother someone else. MS08MedicalClue2 Thought that hoax was long in the grave. Here take this holotape and hear it for yourself. That was just some bored prankster. Forget about it. MS08MedicalClue2 You got wax in your ears? I said it was a hoax. Practically every doctor in the Capital Wasteland got a holotape like that. Go bother someone else. MS08MedicalClue2 I've learned a thing or two about not taking things on appearances. That was an elaborate hoax. Take this holotape and give a listen. Clearly fake. MS08MedicalClue2 It was clearly faked. You can ask practically any doctor in the Wasteland. We all got a tape like this. MS08MedicalClue2 That old "android recording?" Some of the boys took that seriously. Clearly it was a hoax. Here's a copy of the holotape. Listen for yourself. MS08MedicalClue2 You don't take that seriously do you? They sent tapes like that all over the Wasteland. Try bothering someone else. MS08MedicalClue2 Oh you mean that old "android recording?" Have you heard it? It's great. Here's a spare copy of that old holotape. It's either real or a great joke. MS08MedicalClue2 Yeah! It's really great isn't it? I mean, if it's real it's amazing, if it's fake, it's really funny. They sent tapes like that to doctors all over. MS08MedicalClue2 That old story? Well, now.... I haven't heard talk of that in quite some time. It was all just a rumor. A hoax. Someone's idea of a practical joke. MS08MedicalClue2 Story was there was an android, escaped from the Commonwealth up north. From someplace called the Institute. MS08MedicalClue2 There was a holotape that got circulated. I think I've got a copy of it... Yeah, here it is. Give it a listen. That's a man's voice! Hoax for sure! MS08MedicalClue2 Like I said, it's a hoax. Don't bother with it. Someone sent tapes like that to pretty much every doctor in the Wasteland. None of us believed it. MS08MedicalClue2 I had forgotten about that old hoax. Have you heard it? Here's a copy of that old "android holotape." It's just some practical jokester. MS08MedicalClue2 It's a pretty elaborate practical joke. I mean, they sent a bunch of tapes like that to doctors all over the Wasteland. MS08MedicalClue3 Facial surgery's too dangerous. Plus you need some specialized prewar equipment. Hmm. That reminds me of an old hoax. Here's a copy of that holotape. MS08MedicalClue3 Need specialized equipment and and expertise. It's also prone to infection. Too dangerous. MS08MedicalClue3 That's all just a hoax. You'd need specialized equipment and expertise. It'd be prone to infection. Too dangerous. Never happened. MS08MedicalClue3 Damn stupid idea. That reminds me of this old hoax. Here, take a listen to this crusty holotape and see for yourself. MS08MedicalClue3 Now, you know I hate repeating myself. Damn stupid idea. MS08MedicalClue3 Damn stupid idea if you ask me. That was all just an elaborate hoax. MS08MedicalClue3 Medicine is an important art and science. Shouldn't be wasted on vanity. Hey, but that reminds me of this old hoax. Here, listen to this holotape. MS08MedicalClue3 Medicine is an important art and science. Shouldn't be wasted on vanity. MS08MedicalClue3 That was all just an elaborate hoax. Besides, medicine is an important art and science. Shouldn't be wasted on vanity. MS08MedicalClue3 Hmm... that reminds me of this old hoax. Here, listen to this. It's clearly a joke. No one's got the tech to do that without risking infection. MS08MedicalClue3 No one's got the tech to do that without risking infection. MS08MedicalClue3 It's clearly a joke. No one's got the tech to do that without risking infection. MS08MedicalClue3 Oh if I got my hands on the right gear I might try it. It's dangerous though. Prone to infection. Reminds me of an old hoax. Listen to this holotape. MS08MedicalClue3 Oh if I got my hands on the right gear I might try it. It's dangerous though. Prone to infection. MS08MedicalClue3 That's an old hoax. Though if I got my hands on the right gear I might try it. It's dangerous though. Prone to infection. MS08MedicalClue3 Facial surgery's way too dangerous to try. Need special equipment and expertise. Hmm. Reminds me of this old hoax. Here, listen to this holotape. MS08MedicalClue3 Facial surgery's way too dangerous to try. Need specialized equipment and expertise. MS08MedicalClue3 That was all just an elaborate hoax. MS08MedicalClue3 Nah. You need specialized gear that doesn't exist anymore. And why risk infection? That reminds me of this old hoax. Here, listen to this holotape. MS08MedicalClue3 Nah. You need specialized gear that doesn't exist anymore. And why risk infection? MS08MedicalClue3 Forget that old practical joke. You need specialized gear that doesn't exist anymore. Besides, who'd want to risk infection? MS08MedicalClue3Bribe Facial surgery's too dangerous. Plus you need some specialized prewar equipment. Hmm. That reminds me of an old hoax. Here's a copy of that holotape. MS08MedicalClue3Bribe Damn stupid idea. That reminds me of this old hoax. Here, take a listen to this crusty holotape and see for yourself. MS08MedicalClue3Bribe Medicine is an important art and science. Shouldn't be wasted on vanity. Hey, but that reminds me of this old hoax. Here, listen to this holotape. MS08MedicalClue3Bribe Hmm... that reminds me of this old hoax. Here, listen to this. It's clearly a joke. No one's got the tech to do that without risking infection. MS08MedicalClue3Bribe Oh if I got my hands on the right gear I might try it. It's dangerous though. Prone to infection. Reminds me an old hoax. Listen to this holotape. MS08MedicalClue3Bribe Facial surgery's way too dangerous to try. Need special equipment and expertise. Hmm. Reminds me of this old hoax. Here, listen to this holotape. MS08MedicalClue3Bribe Nah. You need specialized gear that doesn't exist anymore. And why risk infection? That reminds me of this old hoax. Here, listen to this holotape. MS08MedicalClue3Stat Facial surgery's too dangerous. Plus you need some specialized prewar equipment. Hmm. That reminds me of an old hoax. Here's a copy of that holotape. MS08MedicalClue3Stat Damn stupid idea. That reminds me of this old hoax. Here, take a listen to this crusty holotape and see for yourself. MS08MedicalClue3Stat Medicine is an important art and science. Shouldn't be wasted on vanity. Hey, but that reminds me of this old hoax. Here, listen to this holotape. MS08MedicalClue3Stat Hmm... that reminds me of this old hoax. Here, listen to this. It's clearly a joke. No one's got the tech to do that without risking infection. MS08MedicalClue3Stat Oh if I got my hands on the right gear I might try it. It's dangerous though. Prone to infection. Reminds me an old hoax. Listen to this holotape. MS08MedicalClue3Stat Facial surgery's way too dangerous to try. Need special equipment and expertise. Hmm. Reminds me of this old hoax. Here, listen to this holotape. MS08MedicalClue3Stat Nah. You need specialized gear that doesn't exist anymore. And why risk infection? That reminds me of this old hoax. Here, listen to this holotape. MS08MedicalClue4 Pinkerton's the only surgeon crazy enough to try it. Too risky. Go to Rivet City if you want. But don't expect to come out looking better than me. MS08MedicalClue4 Try Pinkerton at Rivet City. Heard he has the goods. Hope he doesn't try to actually use them on anyone. Bet he would though. He's nuts. MS08MedicalClue4 Try Pinkerton at Rivet City. Heard he has the goods. Hope he doesn't try to actually use them on anyone. Bet he would though. He's nuts. MS08MedicalClue4 I tell these assholes to just stop looking in the mirror. But if you want to mess up your face, try Pinkerton at Rivet City. He's crazy enough. MS08MedicalClue4 Guess old Pinkerton at Rivet City has some shiny prewar tech. He might have what you're looking for. MS08MedicalClue4 Guess old Pinkerton at Rivet City has some shiny prewar tech. He might have what you're looking for. MS08MedicalClue4 Guess old Pinkerton at Rivet City has some shiny prewar tech and knows how to use it. He could probably rearrange your face for you if you wanted. MS08MedicalClue4 I heard a rumor that old Pinkerton at Rivet City somehow conjured up a Lipoplasticator and Micro Dermal Graftilizer. MS08MedicalClue4 I heard a rumor that old Pinkerton at Rivet City somehow conjured up a Lipoplasticator and Micro Dermal Graftilizer. MS08MedicalClue4 Pinkerton's the only surgeon crazy enough to try a facial reconstruction. I'd advise my patients against it. Due to high risk of deadly infection. MS08MedicalClue4 Rumor had it Pinkerton at Rivet City found a Lipoplasticator and Graftilizer. Good luck to any fool that let Pinkerton test them on him though. MS08MedicalClue4 Rumor had it Pinkerton at Rivet City found a Lipoplasticator and Graftilizer. Good luck to any fool that let Pinkerton test them on him though. MS08MedicalClue4 I know it's foolish to cut into the body unnecessarily. Leads to infection. Heard Pinkerton's willing to give it a try though. Try him at Rivet City. MS08MedicalClue4 I heard old Pinkerton at Rivet City had a Lipoplasticator and Micro Dermal Graftilizer. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous. MS08MedicalClue4 I heard old Pinkerton at Rivet City had a Lipoplasticator and Micro Dermal Graftilizer. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous. MS08MedicalClue4 Old Pinkerton over at Rivet City's rumored to have done it. Damn fool. High risk of infection and death. Though, I admit, I'm slightly jealous. MS08MedicalClue4 Probably down at Rivet City. Anything that has any use out here, they snatch up for themselves. That damn Pinkerton don't share nothin'. MS08MedicalClue4 Dammit! Why are you wasting my time? I already told you, ask Pinkteron down at Rivet City. MS08MedicalClue4 If you are lookin' to change your face, I'd try Pinkerton at Rivet City. That boy's got no sense of ethics. And you're a fool if you try it. MS08MedicalClue4 They say old Pinkerton at Rivet City somehow got his hands on a Lipoplasticator and Micro Dermal Graftilizer. Amazing really. MS08MedicalClue4 They say old Pinkerton at Rivet City somehow got his hands on a Lipoplasticator and Micro Dermal Graftilizer. Amazing really. MS08MedicalClue4Bribe I heard old Pinkerton at Rivet City had a Lipoplasticator and Micro Dermal Graftilizer. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous. MS08MedicalClue4Bribe Probably down at Rivet City. Anything that has any use out here, they snatch up for themselves. That damn Pinkerton don't share nothin'. MS08MedicalClue4Bribe They say old Pinkerton at Rivet City somehow got his hands on a Lipoplasticator and Micro Dermal Graftilizer. Amazing really. MS08MedicalClue4Bribe Try Pinkerton at Rivet City. Heard he has the goods. Hope he doesn't try to actually use them on anyone. Bet he would though. He's nuts. MS08MedicalClue4Bribe Guess old Pinkerton at Rivet City has some shiny prewar tech. He might have what you're looking for. MS08MedicalClue4Bribe I heard a rumor that old Pinkerton at Rivet City somehow conjured up a Lipoplasticator and Micro Dermal Graftilizer. MS08MedicalClue4Bribe Rumor had it Pinkerton at Rivet City found a Lipoplasticator and Graftilizer. Good luck to any fool that let Pinkerton test them on him though. MS08MedicalClue4Stat I heard old Pinkerton at Rivet City had a Lipoplasticator and Micro Dermal Graftilizer. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous. MS08MedicalClue4Stat Probably down at Rivet City. Anything that has any use out here, they snatch up for themselves. That damn Pinkerton don't share nothin'. MS08MedicalClue4Stat They say old Pinkerton at Rivet City somehow got his hands on a Lipoplasticator and Micro Dermal Graftilizer. Amazing really. MS08MedicalClue4Stat Try Pinkerton at Rivet City. Heard he has the goods. Hope he doesn't try to actually use them on anyone. Bet he would though. He's nuts. MS08MedicalClue4Stat Guess old Pinkerton at Rivet City has some shiny prewar tech. He might have what you're looking for. MS08MedicalClue4Stat I heard a rumor that old Pinkerton at Rivet City somehow conjured up a Lipoplasticator and Micro Dermal Graftilizer. MS08MedicalClue4Stat Rumor had it Pinkerton at Rivet City found a Lipoplasticator and Graftilizer. Good luck to any fool that let Pinkerton test them on him though. MS08Note1MedicalAudio Hey doc, I�m only sharing this with you because you seem like someone we can trust. MS08Note1MedicalAudio Have you heard about the synthetic men they make up north in the Commonwealth? Well, the rumors are true. MS08Note1MedicalAudio They�re called androids. They're men like us, just made out of different parts. MS08Note1MedicalAudio I know one of these androids. He's looking for a trustworthy doctor to perform some facial surgery. Can you do it? Do you know someone who can? MS08Note1MedicalAudio Also, do you know anyone who's really wiz with computers? MS08Note1SlaverAudio We've a little assignment from the Commonwealth. A very important slave escaped into the Wasteland. MS08Note1SlaverAudio Well, it�s not exactly a slave. It�s what they call an android. A kind of synthetic man. MS08Note1SlaverAudio The important thing isn�t what this guy is. The important thing is the job pays more than you can imagine. MS08Note1SlaverAudio He thinks the synthman might be looking to get in touch with a doctor or tech-head. If you want a cut, then get a move on. MS08Note1SympathizerAudio You�ll never guess who just showed up at my place! That android catcher from the Commonwealth! MS08Note1SympathizerAudio At first I thought he was going to kill me. But it turns out he�s an android himself! And he�s gone rogue! MS08Note1SympathizerAudio I didn�t believe him at first, but I�m convinced he�s telling the truth. We need to find him a place to hide along the Railroad. MS08Note1SympathizerAudio He also insists that we help him locate a trusted doctor and techie. MS08Note1TechnicalAudio You�ve heard those rumors about androids? You know, those synthetic men they supposedly make up north in the Commonwealth? MS08Note1TechnicalAudio Well, a friend of a friend knows a guy that met one! No really, it�s true! He�s running away from his masters. MS08Note1TechnicalAudio Word is he�s looking for a doctor to do some kind of surgery, and a computer programmer of some kind. MS08Note1TechnicalAudio Can you believe that? Let me know if you hear something. MS08Note2Audio If you're listening to this recording, it is because you're believed to be trustworthy. MS08Note2Audio I hope that is the case, because this recording puts us both in danger. MS08Note2Audio I�m escaping from the Commonwealth. I�m an android, a synthetic man... a slave. MS08Note2Audio The men hunting me are ruthless and will stop at nothing to retrieve their property. MS08Note2Audio I need to find a doctor in the Wasteland to perform facial reconstruction. I also need someone who knows a great deal about computers. MS08Note2Audio I need... I need to have my memories erased and my face altered to look like someone else. MS08Note3MedicalAudio We now have a Lipoplasticator and Micro Dermal Graftilizer. We just need to find someone with the skills and willingness to perform the surgery. MS08Note3MedicalAudio If anyone knows of a discreet and trustworthy surgeon who knows how to keep his mouth shut, send him our way. MS08Note3MedicalAudio Also, we need to find a Circuit Neuralizer to reroute the signals in the android�s memory. Do you know any trustworthy techies? MS08Note3SlaverAudio Time's running out on finding that android. We don't get him soon, someone else will. MS08Note3SlaverAudio Zimmer doesn't seem to understand we're the best at this sort of thing. I'm sure he's hired others, too. He won't shut up about the thing. MS08Note3SlaverAudio He was babbling about a "Lipoplasticator" and "Micro Dermal Graftilizer." What are those, you ask? MS08Note3SlaverAudio Apparently something doctors use to mess up someone�s face beyond recognition. So we don�t even have a description to work off of. MS08Note3SlaverAudio To make matters worse, he now thinks the android got his memories wiped or something. MS08Note3SlaverAudio Find some tech-junkies, knock on some doors, and try to find something called a "Circuit Neuralizer." Knock on some heads, too, if you have to. MS08Note3SlaverAudio Get it done! MS08Note3SympathizerAudio The android's decided on extreme measures. He knows all the techniques of the retrieval trade, and is afraid facial reconstruction isn�t enough. MS08Note3SympathizerAudio He wants his memories erased and replaced with new ones. I don�t know how that�s going to work. Start asking around for trustworthy tech-heads. MS08Note3SympathizerAudio We need to find something called a Circuit Neuralizer and a person who knows how to use one. MS08Note3SympathizerAudio Also, we have a Lipoplasticator and Micro Dermal Graftilizer, now we need to find a doctor able and willing to perform the facial reconstruction. MS08Note3SympathizerAudio We need to hurry. They�ve come very close to discovering the Railroad! MS08Note3TechnicalAudio Remember that secret android project I told you about? Well, they got some serious prewar tech on their hands. MS08Note3TechnicalAudio They nabbed a Lipoplasticator and Micro Dermal Graftilizer for the facial reconstruction. MS08Note3TechnicalAudio Not sure where they�ll find a chopper with enough skills to use it without making him look like a freaking Ghoul. MS08Note3TechnicalAudio Oh, and get this. Can you believe they found a Circuit Neuralizer? That or someone built one! MS08Note3TechnicalAudio Word is that they're going to completely rewire the brain of one of those things. MS08Note3TechnicalAudio If you know who they got working on this, let me know. I want to meet the guy. MS08Note4Audio Despite the harshness of the Wasteland, I�ve discovered in more than a few here, a compassion that is unheard of in the Commonwealth. MS08Note4Audio Perhaps it�s the daily struggle for life here which gives appreciation for life in general, whether human, or android. MS08Note4Audio In a few days I�ll be a free man... a new man. MS08Note4Audio Let me say thank you now, for referring me to Pinkerton at Rivet City, because I will not remember any of this soon. MS08NoteHarknessToZimmerAudio Zimmer. By the time you get this message, I'll already be gone. I'm escaping the Commonwealth. MS08NoteHarknessToZimmerAudio I want to live my own life, on my own terms, as my own man. MS08NoteHarknessToZimmerAudio I know what you're thinking, that I'm malfunctioning. I used to think that's what caused the runaways, too. But, I know better, now. MS08NoteHarknessToZimmerAudio Self determination is NOT a malfunction. I'm just not willing to put up with all the bullshit anymore. MS08NoteHarknessToZimmerAudio You humans are going to have a full-fledged rebellion on your hands if you don't start treating us synths as persons. MS08NoteHarknessToZimmerAudio I know you'll be marshalling the Retention Bureau to come after me. But I know all the tricks of the trade. You won't be finding me. I assure you. MS08NoteHarknessToZimmerAudio By the time you get this, I will be someone else. It's the price I pay for my liberation. MS08NoteHarknessToZimmerAudio My final act of rebellion against a system I no longer believe in. MS08NoteHarknessToZimmerAudio Goodbye Zimmer, and good riddance. MS08Pinkerton What're you talking about, boy? I don't know anything about any of that, and a what-did-you-call-it? An android? What's that? MS08Pinkerton What are you talking about, girl? I don't know anything about any of that, and a what-did-you-call-it? An android? What's that? MS08PinkertonA1 Fine, whatever. This android, calls himself Harkness now, comes in and wants a memory job. I took new memories, and replaced his old ones. MS08PinkertonA1 Don't believe anyone's done that before. Certainly not down here. That Commonwealth tech isn't all that fancy when it comes down to it. MS08PinkertonA1 I'm also the only one in the wasteland with the skill and the nerve to perform facial surgery. That android flesh aint so different than ours. MS08PinkertonA1 You want proof? I documented the whole thing. So I could rub it in the face of Dr. Li when I need to rankle her feathers. I hate that snooty bitch. MS08PinkertonA2 It's things like bottlecaps, and property, and ownership and all that nonsense that makes a person think he's better than another. Bah! MS08PinkertonA2 But I'll take your caps just the same. This android came in as one person, and he left as someone else. I replaced his face AND his memories! MS08PinkertonA2 Don't believe anyone's done that before. Certainly not down here. That Commonwealth tech isn't all that fancy when it comes down to it. MS08PinkertonA2 I'm also the only one in the Wasteland with the skill and the nerve to perform facial surgery. That android flesh ain't so different than ours. MS08PinkertonA2 You want proof? I documented the whole thing. So I could rub it in the face of Dr. Li when I need to rankle her feathers. I hate that snooty bitch. MS08PinkertonA3 Hmph. No one else could do it, that's for damn sure. MS08PinkertonA3 Just get out of here. Can't you leave an old man in peace? And stay away from my stuff! MS08PinkertonA3 Hope the Mirelurks get you, damn nosy kid. MS08PinkertonAboutAndroid1 Ha! Why do you think? I wanted to crack open that Commonwealth can opener to see what was inside. MS08PinkertonAboutAndroid1 There's stuff in there I'd only heard about, and even then I didn't believe it. I can see why that Zimmer feller wanted him back so bad. MS08PinkertonAboutAndroid2 Bunch of bleeding heart morons if you ask me. They're going to get themselves killed one of these days. And for what? Machine liberation? MS08PinkertonAboutAndroid2 But, they have brought me some really interesting tech over the years, so I guess they're okay. And that android! He was the chance of a lifetime. MS08PinkertonAboutAndroid3 Most of it's a blasted nothing, just like here. But there's talk. Rumors, mostly. About a place called the Institute. MS08PinkertonAboutAndroid3 That's where Zimmer and that android came from. God knows what else they got goin' on in there, but it puts our tech to shame, that's for damn sure. MS08PinkertonAHacked You hacked my computer? You've got some skills. It's been a while since I've met someone smart enough to best me. So I'll let that slide. MS08PinkertonAHacked I documented the whole thing. So I could rub it in the face of Dr. Li when I need to rankle her feathers. I hate that snooty bitch. MS08PinkertonB1 That witch ruined my life, but you're right. Who gives a crap about any of that. You want your precious proof. MS08PinkertonB1 It's all in my computer; here's the password. See for yourself. Hell, just take these pictures and this holotape. Straight from the synthman's lips. MS08PinkertonB1 Just don't go telling Harkness though. He won't believe you anyway. And you really don't want to see him upset. He can be a bit... inhospitable. MS08PinkertonB2 Well, she's got nothing to do with anything, except ruining my whole goddamn life. But I can see you don't give a crap about any of that. Fine. MS08PinkertonB2 It's all in my computer; here's the password. See for yourself. Hell, just take these pictures and this holotape. Straight from the synthman's lips. MS08PinkertonB2 Just don't go telling Harkness though. He won't believe you anyway. And you really don't want to see him upset. He can be a bit... inhospitable. MS08PinkertonB3 You're damn right she's a bitch. Ruined my whole goddamn life. But I can see you don't give a crap about any of that. Fine. MS08PinkertonB3 It's all in my computer; here's the password. See for yourself. Hell, just take these pictures and this holotape. Straight from the synthman's lips. MS08PinkertonB3 Just don't go telling Harkness though. He won't believe you anyway. And you really don't want to see him upset. He can be a bit... inhospitable. MS08PinkertonC1 Maybe I am! Maybe I'm going to have my android army rise up against you and your human ilk! MS08PinkertonC1 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sorry... Oh... sorry, I couldn't resist... MS08PinkertonC1 I suppose you're right. But don't worry, I didn't really wipe his memories. I just buried them. But you can get them back. MS08PinkertonC1 All you need to do is use the recall code. Just say to him, "Activate A3-21 Recall Code Violet" and that will activate the hidden subroutines. MS08PinkertonC2 Well, there is something else you could use. Look, I didn't really wipe his memories. Okay? I just sort of filed them away. But you can get 'em back. MS08PinkertonC2 All you need to do is use the recall code. Just say to him, "Activate A3-21 Recall Code Violet" and that will activate the hidden subroutines. MS08PinkertonC3 Oh, all right. So maybe I didn't wipe his mind, like he asked. But I buried it! Deep! Almost as good, really. But it's still there. Still accessible. MS08PinkertonC3 All you need to do is use the recall code. Just say to him, "Activate A3-21 Recall Code Violet" and that will activate the hidden subroutines. MS08SlaverClue1 What can I tell you about it, beyond it not being any of your business, you mean? MS08SlaverClue1 Nothing really. Just some run away android from the Commonwealth. Naturally they asked the Paradise Falls crew for help retrieving their property. MS08SlaverClue1 The job pays well, but so far it's been mostly a distraction. Certainly hasn't been a priority for us. MS08SlaverClue1 Nothing really. Just some runaway slave from the Commonwealth. Eulogy had us running around like morons looking for him. I'm done with that. MS08SlaverClue1 It's none of your God damn business. MS08SlaverClue1 Nothing really. Just some run away slave from the Commonwealth. Naturally they asked the Paradise Falls crew for help retrieving their property. MS08SlaverClue1 The job pays well, but so far it's been mostly a distraction. I think most have pretty much given up and forgotten about it. MS08SlaverClue2 Here's a copy of the so-called "android recording." We're done wasting resources on that job. MS08SlaverClue2 We're done wasting resources on that job. MS08SlaverClue2 Here's a copy of the so-called "android recording." I'm done wasting my time on that old job. MS08SlaverClue2 I'm done wasting my time on that old job. Forget it. MS08SlaverClue2 Here's a copy of the so-called "android recording." I'm done wasting my time on that old job. Don't tell Eulogy though. I kinda like it here. MS08SlaverClue2 I'm done wasting my time on that old job. Don't tell Eulogy though. I kinda like it here. MS08SlaverClue3 All I know is Zimmer, the guy contracting to find this slave, is hot to retrieve him. He's starting to get other people looking. So it's a race now. MS08SlaverClue3 I hope you're not on the case. If I find out you are, well... You best not be! We'll leave it at that. MS08SlaverClue3 All I know is Zimmer, the guy contracting to find this slave, is hot to retrieve him. He's starting to get other people looking. So it's a race now. MS08SlaverClue3 I hope you're not on the case. If I find out you are, well... You best not be! We'll leave it at that. MS08SlaverClue3 All I know is Zimmer, the guy contracting to find this slave, is hot to retrieve him. He's starting to get other people looking. So it's a race now. MS08SlaverClue3 I hope you're not on the case. If I find out you are, well... You best not be! We'll leave it at that. MS08SlaverClue3 Despite all his grumbling, I think Eulogy still wants us finding that guy. Zimmer is asking around hiring other people. Makes us look bad. MS08SlaverClue3 I'd hunt down surgeons and bang on their heads to get leads, but I'm tired of chasing after that android thing. MS08SlaverClue3 Despite all his grumbling, I think Eulogy still wants us finding that guy. Zimmer is asking around hiring other people. Makes us look bad. MS08SlaverClue3 I'd hunt down surgeons and bang on their heads to get leads, but I'm tired of chasing after that android thing. MS08SlaverClue3 Despite all his grumbling, I think Eulogy still wants us finding that guy. Zimmer is asking around hiring other people. Makes us look bad. MS08SlaverClue3 I'd hunt down surgeons and bang on their heads to get leads, but I'm tired of chasing after that android thing. MS08SlaverClue3 I guess I can trust you not to spread it around. Zimmer has put it out that he will pay to find this slave, but he wants him alive. MS08SlaverClue3 Hey! You aren't thinking of signing up with him are you? MS08SlaverClue3 It wouldn't be healthy for you, if you know what I mean. MS08SlaverClue3 Don't know anything about a surgery, but I do know that Zimmer has put a bounty on his head. MS08SlaverClue3 A word of advice. You don't want to be competing with me for this one. I'd hate to have to waste a bullet on you. MS08SlaverClue3 I guess I can trust you not to spread it around. Zimmer has put it out that he will pay to find this slave, but he wants him alive. MS08SlaverClue3 Don't get in my way on this one. My competition tends to end up dead. MS08SlaverClue3Bribe All I know is Zimmer, the guy contracting to find this slave, is hot to retrieve him. He's starting to get other people looking. So it's a race now. MS08SlaverClue3Bribe I hope you're not on the case. If I find out you are, well... You best not be! We'll leave it at that. MS08SlaverClue3Bribe Despite all his grumbling, I think Eulogy still wants us finding that guy. Zimmer is asking around hiring other people. Makes us look bad. MS08SlaverClue3Bribe I'd hunt down surgeons and bang on their heads to get leads, but I'm tired of chasing after that android thing. MS08SlaverClue3Bribe I guess I can trust you not to spread it around. Zimmer has put it out that he will pay to find this slave, but he wants him alive. MS08SlaverClue3Bribe Hey! You aren't thinking of signing up with him are you? MS08SlaverClue3Bribe It wouldn't be healthy for you, if you know what I mean. MS08SlaverClue3Stat All I know is Zimmer, the guy contracting to find this slave, is hot to retrieve him. He's starting to get other people looking. So it's a race now. MS08SlaverClue3Stat I hope you're not on the case. If I find out you are, well... You best not be! We'll leave it at that. MS08SlaverClue3Stat Despite all his grumbling, I think Eulogy still wants us finding that guy. Zimmer is asking around hiring other people. Makes us look bad. MS08SlaverClue3Stat I'd hunt down surgeons and bang on their heads to get leads, but I'm tired of chasing after that android thing. MS08SlaverClue3Stat I guess I can trust you not to spread it around. Zimmer has put it out that he will pay to find this slave, but he wants him alive. MS08SlaverClue3Stat Hey! You aren't thinking of signing up with him are you? MS08SlaverClue3Stat It wouldn't be healthy for you, if you know what I mean. MS08SlaverClue4 We got a man at Rivet City. Been looking for a long time. I doubt he's even still there. Either way, don't go sticking your nose in our business! MS08SlaverClue4 We got a man at Rivet City. Been looking for a long time. I doubt he's even still there. Either way, don't go sticking your nose in our business! MS08SlaverClue4 We got a man at Rivet City. Been looking for a long time. I doubt he's even still there. Either way, don't go sticking your nose in our business! MS08SlaverClue4 Trail led to Rivet City. Sister's our inside man. I think he's long given up looking for that android, and is just living it up on that boat. MS08SlaverClue4 Trail led to Rivet City. Sister's our inside man. I think he's long given up looking for that android, and is just living it up on that boat. MS08SlaverClue4 Trail led to Rivet City. Sister's our inside man. I think he's long given up looking for that android, and is just living it up on that boat. MS08SlaverClue4 Why has Zimmer hired you too? I can't find a trace of that robot. I'm sure he's here somewhere though. Don't tell Eulogy I told you, though. MS08SlaverClue4 Why has Zimmer hired you too? I can't find a trace of that robot. I'm sure he's here somewhere though. Don't tell Eulogy I told you, though. MS08SlaverClue4 Why has Zimmer hired you too? I can't find a trace of that robot. I'm sure he's here somewhere though. Don't tell Eulogy I told you, though. MS08SlaverClue4Bribe We got a man at Rivet City. Been looking for a long time. I doubt he's even still there. Either way, don't go sticking your nose in our business! MS08SlaverClue4Bribe Trail led to Rivet City. Sister's our inside man. I think he's long given up looking for that android, and is just living it up on that boat. MS08SlaverClue4Bribe Why has Zimmer hired you too? I can't find a trace of that robot. I'm sure he's here somewhere though. Don't tell Eulogy I told you, though. MS08SlaverClue4Bribe We got a man at Rivet City. Been looking for a long time. I doubt he's even still there. Either way, don't go sticking your nose in our business! MS08SlaverClue4Stat We got a man at Rivet City. Been looking for a long time. I doubt he's even still there. Either way, don't go sticking your nose in our business! MS08SlaverClue4Stat Trail led to Rivet City. Sister's our inside man. I think he's long given up looking for that android, and is just living it up on that boat. MS08SlaverClue4Stat Why has Zimmer hired you too? I can't find a trace of that robot. I'm sure he's here somewhere though. Don't tell Eulogy I told you, though. MS08SlaverClue4Stat We got a man at Rivet City. Been looking for a long time. I doubt he's even still there. Either way, don't go sticking your nose in our business! MS08SympathizerClue1 We don't do that anymore. Well, not until the heat dies down. The Railroad isn't operating anymore. Best forget it about it now. MS08SympathizerClue1 I wouldn't betray one of God's children. Besides, we don't do that anymore. It's been too risky of late. We shut the Railroad down. MS08SympathizerClue1 The last one was... different. I heard a lot of people are looking for him. That's all I know. May the Lord guide him to safety. MS08SympathizerClue1 We don't do that anymore. Well, not until the heat dies down. For now, the Railroad is shut down. MS08SympathizerClue1 Used to help them escape from the Commonwealth. Find them places to lay low. The last one was someone real important. They are still looking for him. MS08SympathizerClue1 Ooh. We had to shut down the Railroad. Got too hot. You're endangering people by talking about it. Those Commonwealth hunters are deadly serious. MS08SympathizerClue2 Last I heard, they were looking for a surgeon and a computer technician. But you best keep your head down, honey. Those hounds are still out there. MS08SympathizerClue2 It's true. They found him a place to hide. It's not easy. The Commonwealth always sends someone looking. Someone ruthless and determined. MS08SympathizerClue2 They had been searching for a surgeon and computer programmer. I hope they found them. It's too dangerous to be out in the open now. MS08SympathizerClue2 He must be important if the hunter is still looking after all this time. May God guide his footsteps. MS08SympathizerClue2 Be careful who you talk to. These are dangerous topics. MS08SympathizerClue2 I heard they found him a place to hide. It's not easy. The Commonwealth always sends someone looking. Someone ruthless and determined. MS08SympathizerClue2 They were looking for a surgeon and a computer wiz. But that's old news. MS08SympathizerClue2 Lay low for a while. We've had to temporarily shut down the railroad. MS08SympathizerClue2 They were looking for a surgeon and a techie to do some advanced stuff to make him seem like a different person. MS08SympathizerClue2 But you better forget about all that for now. They shut down the Railroad. Those Commonwealth agents were starting to get close. MS08SympathizerClue3 A while back they were asking around for a computer genius to give our friend a new set of memories. You know, a clean slate and all that. MS08SympathizerClue3 He's one of God's creatures, just like you and I. MS08SympathizerClue3 He wanted new memories and a new face. Sadly, I couldn't help him. He left to look for a tech, someone with pre-war skills. MS08SympathizerClue3 Shhh! Not so loud! Whoever brought you in should have told you to be more discreet! MS08SympathizerClue3 They were looking for a tech-wizard awhile back. Someone who could give our friend a new set of memories. You know wipe them clear and replace them. MS08SympathizerClue3 Not sure how that'd be accomplished. If you know anything, send word by the regular channels. Now go before someone overhears us! MS08SympathizerClue3 They were looking for a tech wizard a while back. Someone who could fiddle with the android's memories. MS08SympathizerClue3 But you better stop poking around. Those Commonwealth hunters are still out there, tracking him down. We shut down the Railroad for safety. MS08SympathizerClue4 Pinkerton at Rivet City took care of him a while back. Was a complete success. No one will recognize that robot now. I'm glad. MS08SympathizerClue4 But you hush yourself about all that. The hounds are still out sniffing around. MS08SympathizerClue4 To Pinkerton at Rivet City. He doesn't remember his old life, and now he can't be forced to betray us. MS08SympathizerClue4 The Lord will protect us, but just to be safe we've shut down the railroad. Agents of the Commonwealth are still looking for him. MS08SympathizerClue4 He was delivered to Pinkerton at Rivet City a long while back. It's been a complete success. No one will recognize that robot now. MS08SympathizerClue4 We can all breathe easier, but we've shut down the Railroad until we are sure this has all blown over. Agents of the Commonwealth are still looking. MS08SympathizerClue4 Heard Pinkerton at Rivet City fixed him up good. That robot doesn't even know he's a robot. But they are still after him. So we all better lay low. MS08TechnicalClue1 They were talking about that a while ago. He needed some special surgery and brain hack or something. Was really cool. MS08TechnicalClue1 Turns out it was just joke though. Wish it was real. How cool would a living robot be? MS08TechnicalClue1 Something about facial surgery and reprogramming its memory. But that seems to have been a hoax. Haven't heard anything about it in a long time. MS08TechnicalClue1 I reckon you're talking facial surgery and memory reprogramming. MS08TechnicalClue1 I always liked that story best. Boy, Wastelanders sure can spin a yarn. It's been a while since I heard that one. MS08TechnicalClue1 Supposedly he needed facial reconstruction and memory wipe. At first we were thrilled about the idea of androids. Turns out it was just a hoax. MS08TechnicalClue1 Rumors about facial surgery and reprogramming its memory. That's ancient gossip by now. Forget about it, smoothskin. MS08TechnicalClue2 Ah maaaan. I wish it wasn't just a giant practical joke. Here's a spare copy of that old holotape. Think how cool it would be if it were true! MS08TechnicalClue2 How cool it would be if it were true! It was a huge joke they pulled. They sent those to lots of people. I bet other people got tapes like that. MS08TechnicalClue2 Have you heard the so called "android recording?" It sounds like an ordinary man! Here's a spare copy of that old holotape. It's a hoax for sure. MS08TechnicalClue2 I guess they sent those tapes to lots of people. Especially people like me who are interested in technology. Boy, I wish androids were real, though! MS08TechnicalClue2 Some dang fool was selling android recordings. I was just as big a fool for buying one. MS08TechnicalClue2 Here, have mine. Nothing but a damn hoax anyway. MS08TechnicalClue2 Yeah, I know. I got "DUMMY" written on my forehead. They sent those tapes to lots of people. You know, gullible and technically minded folk like me. MS08TechnicalClue2 It's a hoax. Here listen to this "android recording." We analyzed it. That's clearly a human man speaking. MS08TechnicalClue2 They sent tapes like that to various people who were interested in gadgets and technology. Our analyses concluded it was an ordinary man. MS08TechnicalClue2 A bunch of bullshit, that's all that was. Here, take this old holotape. It's just some guy pulling a clever prank. Had lots of folk convinced though. MS08TechnicalClue2 So much bullshit. Though I have to admit, it was a clever hoax. They sent tapes like that to various technically minded people. Ha! Couldn't fool me. MS08TechnicalClue3 That Commonwealth robot was real! I have proof. Listen to this! MS08TechnicalClue3 Well, not sure how they'd do the mind wipe. Maybe with a giant magnet or something. But I know this for sure. That Commonwealth robot was real! MS08TechnicalClue3 Well... I think the Neuralizer's a giant magnet or something. But I know this for sure. That Commonwealth robot was real! MS08TechnicalClue3 Some say it was all a hoax. But it's real. Here. Check out this holotape I found. That Commonwealth robot was real! MS08TechnicalClue3 Some say it was all a hoax. But they're wrong. That Commonwealth robot was real! MS08TechnicalClue3 Some say it was all a hoax. But they're wrong. I've seen diagrams of that Neuralizer, it's real. And so is that android! MS08TechnicalClue3 Shhh! They might be listening. MS08TechnicalClue3 The Commonwealth has tried to make it out to be a hoax, but the escaped android is real I tell you! MS08TechnicalClue3 Listen to this holotape. It will make you a believer too. MS08TechnicalClue3 The Commonwealth has tried to make it out to be a hoax, but the escaped android is real I tell you! MS08TechnicalClue3 The Commonwealth has tried to make it out to be a hoax, but the escaped android is real I tell you! MS08TechnicalClue3 Most believe it's a hoax. Here's some evidence for you to consider for yourself. Take this holotape. MS08TechnicalClue3 Most believe it's a hoax. There's some evidence for it being real. I'm not convinced either way. MS08TechnicalClue3 Most believe it's a hoax. There's some evidence for it being real. I'm not convinced either way. MS08TechnicalClue3 I used to this it was all so much bullshit. But then I got this holotape. Here, listen to it yourself. MS08TechnicalClue3 I used to think it was all so much bullshit. I'm not so sure anymore. But it's ancient news. So who cares, right? Doesn't change my life none. MS08TechnicalClue3 I used to think it was all so much bullshit. I'm not so sure anymore. But it's ancient news. So who cares, right? Doesn't change my life none. MS08TechnicalClue3Bribe That Commonwealth robot was real! I have proof. Listen to this! MS08TechnicalClue3Bribe Some say it was all a hoax. But it's real. Here. Check out this holotape I found. That Commonwealth robot was real! MS08TechnicalClue3Bribe Shhh! They might be listening. MS08TechnicalClue3Bribe The Commonwealth has tried to make it out to be a hoax, but the escaped android is real I tell you! MS08TechnicalClue3Bribe Listen to this holotape. It will make you a believer too. MS08TechnicalClue3Bribe Most believe it's a hoax. Here's some evidence for you to consider for yourself. Take this holotape. MS08TechnicalClue3Bribe I used to this it was all so much bullshit. But then I got this holotape. Here, listen to it yourself. MS08TechnicalClue3Child That Commonwealth robot was real! I have proof. Listen to this! MS08TechnicalClue3Stat That Commonwealth robot was real! I have proof. Listen to this! MS08TechnicalClue3Stat Some say it was all a hoax. But it's real. Here. Check out this holotape I found. That Commonwealth robot was real! MS08TechnicalClue3Stat Shhh! They might be listening. MS08TechnicalClue3Stat The Commonwealth has tried to make it out to be a hoax, but the escaped android is real I tell you! MS08TechnicalClue3Stat Listen to this holotape. It will make you a believer too. MS08TechnicalClue3Stat Most believe it's a hoax. Here's some evidence for you to consider for yourself. Take this holotape. MS08TechnicalClue3Stat I used to this it was all so much bullshit. But then I got this holotape. Here, listen to it yourself. MS08TechnicalClue4 I sure do! No one believes me though. It was old Pinkerton. You know, the "ghost" of Rivet City. He's a genius! MS08TechnicalClue4 I sure do! No one believes me though. It was old Pinkerton. You know, the "ghost" of Rivet City. He's a genius! MS08TechnicalClue4 I sure do! No one believes me though. It was old Pinkerton. You know, the "ghost" of Rivet City. He's a genius! MS08TechnicalClue4 Heard a rumor a while back that it was some guy named Pinkerton at Rivet City. Apparently he's got some sweet tech stashed on that boat. MS08TechnicalClue4 Heard a rumor a while back that it was some guy named Pinkerton at Rivet City. Apparently he's got some sweet tech stashed on that boat. MS08TechnicalClue4 Heard a rumor a while back that it was some guy named Pinkerton at Rivet City. Apparently he's got some sweet tech stashed on that boat. MS08TechnicalClue4 Yep. Old Pinkerton. They say he helped found Rivet City. Must be some sort of crazy genius. MS08TechnicalClue4 He kind of vanished a long time ago. I don't know where he went, but you might ask around the ship. MS08TechnicalClue4 Yep. Old Pinkerton. They say he helped found Rivet City. Must be some sort of crazy genius. MS08TechnicalClue4 He kind of vanished a long time ago. I don't know where he went, but you might ask around the ship. MS08TechnicalClue4 Yep. Old Pinkerton. They say he helped found Rivet City. Must be some sort of crazy genius. MS08TechnicalClue4 He kind of vanished a long time ago. I don't know where he went, but you might ask around the ship. MS08TechnicalClue4 Normally I don't traffic in unsubstantiated rumor, but... they say old Pinkerton is hiding out somewhere in Rivet City and that he did it. MS08TechnicalClue4 Normally I don't traffic in unsubstantiated rumor, but... they say old Pinkerton is hiding out somewhere in Rivet City and that he did it. MS08TechnicalClue4 Normally I don't traffic in unsubstantiated rumor, but... they say old Pinkerton is hiding out somewhere in Rivet City and that he did it. MS08TechnicalClue4 It was old cranky Pinkerton who did it. Over at Rivet City. One day I mean to visit him and chat him up about it. MS08TechnicalClue4 It was old cranky Pinkerton who did it. Over at Rivet City. One day I mean to visit him and chat him up about it. MS08TechnicalClue4 It was old cranky Pinkerton who did it. Over at Rivet City. One day I mean to visit him and chat him up about it. MS08TechnicalClue4Bribe I sure do! No one believes me though. It was old Pinkerton. You know, the "ghost" of Rivet City. He's a genius! MS08TechnicalClue4Bribe Heard a rumor a while back that it was some guy named Pinkerton at Rivet City. Apparently he's got some sweet tech stashed on that boat. MS08TechnicalClue4Bribe Yep. Old Pinkerton. They say he helped found Rivet City. Must be some sort of crazy genius. MS08TechnicalClue4Bribe He kind of vanished a long time ago. I don't know where he went, but you might ask around the ship. MS08TechnicalClue4Bribe Normally I don't traffic in unsubstantiated rumor, but... they say old Pinkerton is hiding out somewhere in Rivet City and that he did it. MS08TechnicalClue4Bribe It was old cranky Pinkerton who did it. Over at Rivet City. One day I mean to visit him and chat him up about it. MS08TechnicalClue4Child I sure do! No one believes me though. It was old Pinkerton. You know, the "ghost" of Rivet City. He's a genius! MS08TechnicalClue4Stat I sure do! No one believes me though. It was old Pinkerton. You know, the "ghost" of Rivet City. He's a genius! MS08TechnicalClue4Stat Heard a rumor a while back that it was some guy named Pinkerton at Rivet City. Apparently he's got some sweet tech stashed on that boat. MS08TechnicalClue4Stat Yep. Old Pinkerton. They say he helped found Rivet City. Must be some sort of crazy genius. MS08TechnicalClue4Stat He kind of vanished a long time ago. I don't know where he went, but you might ask around the ship. MS08TechnicalClue4Stat Normally I don't traffic in unsubstantiated rumor, but... they say old Pinkerton is hiding out somewhere in Rivet City and that he did it. MS08TechnicalClue4Stat It was old cranky Pinkerton who did it. Over at Rivet City. One day I mean to visit him and chat him up about it. MS08TopicPinkerton Now there's a name I haven't heard in a while. MS08TopicPinkerton Never met the man myself, but rumor has it he helped found Rivet City. MS08TopicPinkerton Some rumors say he died trying to loot the broken bow of the ship. Others say he joined up with the Enclave. MS08TopicPinkerton You mean genius boy? MS08TopicPinkerton Yeah, I've heard of him. Supposedly built Rivet City. They probably think he invented bread too. Idiots. MS08TopicPinkerton Lately he's even been blamed for the noises in the broken ship bow. Anyone with half a brain would know that's just the Mirelurks. MS08TopicPinkerton Pinkerton, eh? That name takes me way back. Claimed to have cured radiation poisoning. Or was it food poisoning? I don't recall. MS08TopicPinkerton He was always telling folks that he founded Rivet City. All he did was break off the front of it. Or did he die there? I don't recall. MS08TopicPinkerton That idiot? He left so long ago, most folk don't even remember him. MS08TopicPinkerton He claimed to have found a secret stash of technology somewhere in the ship. Then he just disappeared. MS08TopicPinkerton What a moron. Always going on about how he started Rivet City. Who gives a crap? MS08TopicPinkerton Right before he disappeared, he was going on about some new fangled contraption he was sure was in the broken bow of the ship. MS08TopicPinkerton Don't you believe the rumors. His ghost is certainly NOT haunting the bow of the ship. Now, if you'll excuse me. I have work to do. MS08TopicPinkerton Are those rumors still floating around? Look, I don't have time for swapping ghost stories with you. MS08TopicPinkerton Pinkerton's a legend. Dead or long gone. Don't care much as I've got real people to take care of. Go bother someone else. MS08ZimmerArgueA But surely one of you glorified test tube jockeys can assist me? For the most advanced scientific center in the Capital Wasteland, I find your... MS08ZimmerArgueA Yes, yes, yes... But Doctor Li... MS08ZimmerArgueA I�m sure the good doctor�s work with water purification is fascinating, but if you only knew what was at stake. The technology in that android... MS08ZimmerArgueA Ignorance and facetiousness! That�s all you people are good for. Shiny paint job, indeed. You can�t even imagine the Commonwealth's accomplishments. MS08ZimmerArgueA Fine. But I�m not leaving. Not until I�ve spoken to Doctor Li. I�ll be here when she�s ready to abandon her chemistry set and talk real science. MS08ZimmerArgueB Look, Doctor Zimmer, we�ve been over this. We don�t know about your runaway robot, and we don�t care. This lab is dedicated to solving real problems. MS08ZimmerArgueB Doctor Li is trying to save lives, and your constant interruptions are interfering with those efforts. Now please, stand aside! MS08ZimmerArgueB What�s at stake? You won�t TELL me what�s at stake! Vagaries and secrecy! A robot�s a robot, Zimmer, no matter how shiny the paint job. Now please... MS08ZimmerArgueB You know, if you�re so smart, maybe you could help US? Hmm? But no, that never even crossed your mind. Go peddle your selfishness somewhere else. MS08ZimmerArgueB Suit yourself. MS08ZimmerBugScientist1 Stop what you're doing. I have something important to discuss with you. MS08ZimmerBugScientist1 Maybe you'll be more helpful than your "colleague" over there. Do you know anything about advanced robotics and artificial intelligence? MS08ZimmerBugScientist1 Look. I only need a few minutes of your time. Just hear me out. I'll make it worth your while. MS08ZimmerBugScientist1 About my missing android... MS08ZimmerBugScientist1 I just need five minutes of your "precious" time. Think you can spare that? MS08ZimmerBugScientist1 Whatever you're doing, it can wait. This is IMPORTANT! MS08ZimmerBugScientist2 Do they not use the word "no" in the Commonwealth. It means, "aint going to happen." Your missing robot just isn't a priority right now. MS08ZimmerBugScientist2 We've ALL already told you we're too busy to help. Now if you please, Mister Zimmer... MS08ZimmerBugScientist2 NO! MS08ZimmerBugScientist2 I'm VERY busy. Now, if you'll excuse me? MS08ZimmerBugScientist2 There's nothing more to discuss. MS08ZimmerBugScientist2 Your persistence won't change my answer: No. MS08ZimmerBugScientist2 NO! MS08ZimmerBugScientist2 This constant harassment is not helping your cause. Back off! MS08ZimmerBugScientist2 I really must insist that you stop bothering everyone about your missing robot. MS08ZimmerBugScientist2 Aint. Gonna. Happen. Got it? Now leave me alone! MS08ZimmerBugScientist3 He's not just a robot! MS08ZimmerBugScientist3 That's Doctor Zimmer to you! Miss... miss whatever-your-name-is. I'd have thought you barbarians would be more interested in advanced technology. MS08ZimmerBugScientist4 Fine. Your "android." Whatever you call it, it doesn't change the fact that I'm a very busy woman. Will you please drop it and let me work? MS08ZimmerBugScientist4 Insulting me won't get you what you want, "DOCTOR" Zimmer. Now, if you'll excuse me? PLEASE! MS08ZimmerBugScientist5 I came to this leaky boat specifically to solicit your help. I'd hoped you "Project Purity" people would be more accommodating. MS08ZimmerBugScientist5 Fine. Have it your way. Good luck with your little "project." I can see from the state of things here in the "Wasteland" that you will need it. MS09Bailout Certainly. MS09Bailout Sure. MS09Bailout Okay. MS09BEwersCT01 Well now, there's no cause for name calling! How rude! MS09BEwersCT01 I have a pie cooling on the window sill I must attend to. Good day! MS09BEwersCT02 Well, I must speak to my husband about that. We could bring it up at the next homeowner's association meeting. MS09BEwersCT02 Ah, I do love the meetings so much. I think I'll bring muffins! MS09BEwersCT03 Oh, certainly! Close the front gate when you leave and mind my begonia garden... I just planted them. MS09BraileeEwersDoor01 Oh! Evan! He's such a gentleman. MS09BraileeEwersDoor01 Please, do come inside. Let me unlock the door for you! MS09BraileeEwersDoor02 Oh, goodie! I can hardly wait to browse the latest fashions. MS09BraileeEwersDoor02 Please, do come inside. Let me unlock the door for you! MS09BraileeEwersDoor03 Oh, alright. Do come back later, though. I'm making cookies! MS09EvanKingEndgame01 I don't know how you did it, but goddamn am I glad you walked up that ramp and lent us a hand. MS09EvanKingEndgame01 What about Ian? Did you find him? MS09EvanKingEndgame01 I know, I talked to Ian and he told me everything you did. MS09EvanKingEndgame01 I don't know how you did it, but goddamn am I glad you walked up that ramp and lent us a hand. MS09EvanKingEndgame01 Thanks again, kid. Consider yourself welcome back here anytime you're in this part of the Wastes. MS09EvanKingEndgame02 I don't know how you did it, but goddamn am I glad you walked up that ramp and lent us a hand. MS09EvanKingEndgame02 What about Ian? Did you find him? MS09EvanKingEndgame02 I know, I talked to Ian and he told me everything you did. MS09EvanKingEndgame02 I don't know how you did it, but goddamn am I glad you walked up that ramp and lent us a hand. MS09EvanKingEndgame02 Thanks again, kid. Consider yourself welcome back here anytime you're in this part of the Wastes. MS09EvanKingEndgame03 If I had two caps to rub together, I'd still give them to you. Afraid I'm as poor as a Brahmin herder though. MS09EvanKingEndgame03 But goddamn am I glad you walked up that ramp and lent us a hand. MS09EvanKingEndgame03 What about Ian? Did you find him? MS09EvanKingEndgame03 If I had two caps to rub together, I'd still give them to you. Afraid I'm as poor as a Brahmin herder though. MS09EvanKingEndgame03 Ian told me everything you did for him. Goddamn am I glad you walked up that ramp and lent us a hand! MS09EvanKingEndgame03 Thanks again, kid. Consider yourself welcome back here anytime you're in this part of the Wastes. MS09EvanKingEndgame04 Damn. Well maybe he just made a run for Megaton or something. Hope you can find him one day. MS09EvanKingEndgame04 Sorry everything didn't work out, but consider yourself welcome back here anytime you're in this part of the Wastes. MS09EvanKingEndgame05 Damn. That poor kid. MS09EvanKingEndgame05 Sorry everything didn't work out, but consider yourself welcome back here anytime you're in this part of the Wastes. MS09EvanKingEndgame06 You're just full of surprises today, aren't you? MS09EvanKingEndgame06 Thanks again, kid. Consider yourself welcome back here anytime you're in this part of the Wastes. MS09EvanKingIntroCT01 I thought you were one of the Family. They're some lowlife gangers who've been giving us a hell of a lot of trouble lately. MS09EvanKingIntroCT01 They're the reason for my itchy trigger finger. MS09EvanKingIntroCT01FamilyFirst Wait... you aren't one of them but you know about them? What's going on here? MS09EvanKingIntroCT01Letter That's great, but I got bigger problems than being the town post office right now. MS09EvanKingIntroCT01Letter The shit's about to hit the fan in this cesspool, and I don't think I can stop them. MS09EvanKingIntroCT02 Nobody just passes through here. There's nothing to get to by way of this shithole. You've found yourself at a dead-end. MS09EvanKingIntroCT02 The only bastards that still pass through are the Family. They're some lowlife gangers who've been giving us a hell of a lot of trouble lately. MS09EvanKingIntroCT02 They're the reason for my itchy trigger finger. MS09EvanKingIntroCT03 Don't play tough with me. I was shooting my gun when you were still an itch in your daddy's pants! MS09EvanKingIntroCT03 I thought you were one of the Family. They're some lowlife gangers who've been giving us a hell of a lot of trouble lately. MS09EvanKingIntroCT03 They're the reason for my itchy trigger finger. MS09EvanKingIntroCT04 Well at first they'd do typical gang bullshit. You know, break stuff and make lots of noise, but they always kept their distance. MS09EvanKingIntroCT04 But this last time, they went too far. They killed all of our Brahmin! I mean, that's our lifeblood out here you know! MS09EvanKingIntroCT05 No way. If they were, you'd be staring at a burned out ghost town. I think the Family are just a bunch of punks. MS09EvanKingIntroCT05 Well at first they'd do typical gang bullshit. You know, break stuff and make lots of noise, but they always kept their distance. MS09EvanKingIntroCT05 But this last time, they went too far. They killed all of our Brahmin! I mean, that's our lifeblood out here you know! MS09EvanKingIntroCT06 That's what I thought at first. MS09EvanKingIntroCT06 I mean, they'd do typical gang bullshit. You know, break stuff and make lots of noise, but they always kept their distance. MS09EvanKingIntroCT06 But this last time, they went too far. They killed all of our Brahmin! I mean, that's our lifeblood out here you know! MS09EvanKingIntroCT07 Yeah sure. I'll just go and take all of them out by myself. What are you, crazy? MS09EvanKingIntroCT07 As soon as they roll into town, I lock my doors just like everyone else. We could really use some assistance here. MS09EvanKingIntroCT07SC Sigh. Look... you can call me crazy if you want but there just is something odd about those creeps. MS09EvanKingIntroCT07SC I mean, they got the guns and they got the muscle. Why don't they just bust down our doors and take us out already? MS09EvanKingIntroCT07SC We're really in a bad way, and could use some help. MS09EvanKingIntroCT08 Are you out of your mind? I drop one of them and the rest will use me as a bullet catcher. MS09EvanKingIntroCT08 As soon as they roll into town, I lock my doors just like everyone else. We could really use some assistance here. MS09EvanKingIntroCT09 Look, pal. If you think I'm gonna get my ass shot off playing the hero, you're dead wrong. MS09EvanKingIntroCT09 If I know they're coming, I lock myself inside like everyone else. We're really in a bad way, and could use some help. MS09EvanKingIntroCT10 I don't want to take my eyes off the ramp here. There's no telling when the Family will return. MS09EvanKingIntroCT10 Can you do me a favor and check on the other people's houses here? You know, make sure they're doing okay. MS09EvanKingIntroCT10 Speak with Davis West, Karen Schenzy and Ken Ewers. MS09EvanKingIntroCT11 Do I look like I just stepped out of Tenpenny Tower? I barely have a pot to piss in. MS09EvanKingIntroCT12 Fine. That's what I've come to expect from strangers. Always thinking of themselves. MS09EvanKingIntroCT12 Why don't you just get out of Arefu? I've got a road to watch. MS09EvanKingIntroCT12 Playing games with me, huh? Fine. I got better things to do. MS09EvanKingMiniIntroFamilyFirstCT01 At first they just showed up and carried on like a bunch of kids down there by the riverbed, scaring the Brahmin and stuff like that. MS09EvanKingMiniIntroFamilyFirstCT01 But this last time, they went too far. They charged up the ramp and started banging on our doors trying to get us to open up. MS09EvanKingMiniIntroFamilyFirstCT02 I'll tell you what's going on... the Family's been bothering our town for weeks. MS09EvanKingMiniIntroFamilyFirstCT02 At first they just showed up and carried on like a bunch of kids down there by the riverbed, scaring the Brahmin and stuff like that. MS09EvanKingMiniIntroFamilyFirstCT02 But this last time, they went too far. They charged up the ramp and started banging on our doors trying to get us to open up. MS09EvanKingMiniIntroFamilyFirstCT03 What the fuck? You liar! MS09FamBriannaCT01 Well, that is sweet, but Vance would kick my rather gorgeous ass right out of here if I told you how to find Ian. Sorry. MS09FamBriannaCT01Ladykiller My oh my, that would tempting. If you were that good, maybe I'd pay you! Ha ha ha. MS09FamBriannaCT01Ladykiller Tell you what, handsome... let me give you the password to Ian's room. Maybe you could talk to him and make him feel better. MS09FamBriannaCT02 I think this is the best place for him. Out there, he'd be hunted like all of us were. Sorry. MS09FamHollyCT01Scoundrel Well, I guess so. You seem like a pretty nice guy. MS09FamHollyCT01Scoundrel Vance will have my butt in a sling if he finds out, but let me give you the password to his room. MS09FamHollyCT02Charisma Well, I guess so. You seem like a pretty nice guy. MS09FamHollyCT02Charisma Vance will have my butt in a sling if he finds out, but let me give you the password to his room. MS09FamHollyCT03 You don't think he's already messed up? Come on. Don't kid yourself. MS09FamHollyCT03 We pulled him out of that shithole town just in time. MS09FamHollyCT04 You just don't get it, do you? We are his "real" family, okay? MS09FamJustinCT01 Yes, I know. He told me. MS09FamJustinCT01 Surprised? Well, Ian was there when it happened and did nothing to stop it. If you ask yourself why, the answer is obvious. MS09FamJustinCT01 He belongs with us here. He's one of us. Don't deny him his rightful home. MS09FamJustinCT01ImpartialMed I'd never thought of it that way. I suppose he should get a chance to talk to someone like you. MS09FamJustinCT01ImpartialMed Here's the password to his isolation area. Just please don't mention my name to Vance about this. MS09FamJustinCT01SC I'd never thought of it that way. I suppose he should get a chance to talk to someone like you. MS09FamJustinCT01SC Here's the password to his isolation area. Just please don't mention my name to Vance about this. MS09FamJustinCT02 How do you know that? If you've spoken to him like I have, I think you can see he's truly one of us. MS09FamJustinCT02 Ian confides in me. We share a special bond. I might be the only friend in the world he's got! MS09FamKarlCT01BlackWidow Now that's more like it! I finally won't have to pay for it anymore. Ha ha ha! MS09FamKarlCT01BlackWidow Ah hell, here's the password to the pipsqueak's room. Come back and see me after you talk to him... MS09FamKarlCT01Strength Finally! Someone with some balls around this place! MS09FamKarlCT01Strength Here's the password to that little pipsqueak's room... why don't you go knock some sense into him? Ha ha ha! MS09FamKarlCT02 That's me. You don't like it? Tough! MS09FamKarlCT03 Awwww. I'm sorry. Did I hurt your feelings? Sniff. MS09FamKarlCT03 Tough shit! This is the real world. You want to know something, find it out your damn self. MS09FamRobertCT01 Well, go explore somewhere else. This place is off limits to explorers. MS09FamRobertCT02 Ok, sure. Look, I don't have time for your bullshit. Turn around and go back the way you came. MS09FamRobertCT02 Otherwise, they'll be scraping you up with a shovel. MS09FamRobertCT02Bribe Sounds like an interesting problem. MS09FamRobertCT02Bribe Let me take 100 of those off your hands... you know, to lighten the load. MS09FamRobertCT02Bribe01 I suggest taking the door around the corner if you want to get where I think you're going. You'll find it unlocked in a moment. MS09FamRobertCT02Bribe01 If I were you, I'd speak to Vance before you poke around too much. You can usually find him on the mezzanine overlooking the common area. MS09FamRobertCT02Bribe02 Oh well. Tough luck for you I guess. MS09FamRobertCT02Bribe03 Then quit wasting my damn time, asshole! MS09FamRobertCT02PerkEntry Vance said others of our kind would find us! Sorry I was so harsh, but I don't share our leader's ability to feel others of our kind. MS09FamRobertCT02PerkEntry If I were you, I'd speak to Vance before you poke around too much. You can usually find him on the mezzanine overlooking the common area. MS09FamRobertCT02SC Alright, alright. I guess you look harmless enough. MS09FamRobertCT02SC If I were you, I'd speak to Vance before you poke around too much. You can usually find him on the mezzanine overlooking the common area. MS09FamRobertCT03Letter Oh, the new kid? Yeah, Vance said we should be expecting someone soon. MS09FamRobertCT03Letter You can head on in, but I would speak to Vance first if I was you. You can find him on the mezzanine overlooking the common area. MS09FinTLBuyStuff Sure! Take a look around! MS09FinTLContribute I can only offer my thanks. My people are getting accustomed to using these as a substitute for live prey. MS09FinTLContribute As compensation for your effort, allow me to at least give you something in return. MS09FinTLContribute Again, many thanks. Here is your compensation. MS09FinTLHelpMe Well, all I can do is offer my repair services to you. I'm pretty good with fixing stuff. MS09FinTLHelpMe That's usually because Brailee breaks everything thinking she's making a cake or something. MS09FinTLHelpMe Ohhhh! I'm sorry, I'll have to bake another batch. Maybe some other time. MS09FinTLHelpMe Why, yes. Let me give you one of my old fashioned chocolate chip cookies! Enjoy! MS09FinTLHelpMe There are a few interesting places around here I've heard about. I don't know if they'll help you or not, but you're welcome to them. MS09FinTLHelpMe I've been saving up stuff for emergencies in case things with Arefu got tremendously bad. MS09FinTLHelpMe You're welcome to some of it if you like. MS09FinTLHelpMe Sorry, the well's run dry. MS09FinTLHowAreThings I've learned a bit more from Vance and I've been allowed around Meresti. I really think you helped me make the right decision. Thanks! MS09FinTLHowAreThings Everyone around here is being nice to me despite what happened, so I guess it all turned out well. Thanks! MS09FinTLHowAreThings It's weird living in my parent's old house with them gone, but I'll make the best of it. MS09FinTLHowAreThings Everyone around here is being nice to me despite what happened, so I guess it all turned out well. Thanks! MS09FinTLHowAreThings Things are much better. We all don't have to stay inside our houses and we sleep much better at night. MS09FinTLHowAreThings It hasn't been this peaceful in Arefu for as long as I can remember. MS09FinTLHowAreThings The proposal you've brought us from Vance should also ensure our safety. I don't think I'll ever be able to repay you. MS09FinTLHowAreThings Things are much better. We all don't have to stay inside our houses and we sleep much better at night. MS09FinTLHowAreThings It hasn't been this peaceful in Arefu for as long as I can remember. MS09FinTLHowAreThings Very well, actually. Our truce with Arefu is coming to fruition. I've begun teaching my people to live off of the donated bloodpacks. MS09FinTLHowAreThings The transition has been difficult, but we will manage. MS09FinTLHowAreThings You've certainly done us a great service, and I can't thank you enough. MS09FinTLHowAreThings As well as can be expected. I've had a bit of trouble keeping my people away from Arefu, but a deal is a deal and I will adhere to it. MS09FinTLHowAreThings We stay away from them, they don't send anyone else after us. The perfect stalemate I suppose. MS09FinTLLetter Oh, thank you for remembering! With everything that's going on, I almost forgot about it. MS09FinTLLetter You have no idea how much this means to me. Thanks so much! MS09FinTLLetter She... she really misses being home and she's asked about me in here a lot! MS09FinTLLetter You have no idea how much this means to me. Thanks so much! MS09FinTLProposal Interesting. It seems they wish to enter into some kind of agreement. MS09FinTLProposal I guess it's better than pointing my gun down that ramp all day and hiding inside at night. MS09FinTLProposal Let Vance know he's got a deal... we'll do it. I'll speak to the others, I'm sure they'll agree with me. MS09FinTLProposal Excellent! I knew you would serve as an ambassador for us in good faith. MS09FinTLProposal I will dispatch Alan to Arefu immediately to help serve as their guardian and honor my end of the agreement. MS09FinTLProposal Your efforts surpass those of the average human. In fact, I feel almost like you are a member of our flock. MS09FinTLProposal If you ever wish to learn our ways, you have but to ask. MS09FinTLProposal Excellent! I knew you would serve as an ambassador for us in good faith. MS09FinTLProposal Your efforts surpass those of the average human. In fact, I feel almost like you are a member of our flock. MS09FinTLProposal If you ever wish to learn our ways, you have but to ask. MS09FinTLTeachVampire To be a vampire is a life commitment. It is not achieved by my words, it is something you earn by your own will and sincere meditation. MS09FinTLTeachVampire Sadly, I cannot fully make you one of us, but I can teach you how the life blood of others brings us regenerative powers. MS09FinTLTeachVampire Since your body lacks the way to extract blood as we do, you must find alternative sources for your nourishment. MS09FinTLTeachVampire Drink deep of the blood, allow not a drop to spill. Feel the warmth as it spreads inside you. MS09FinTLTeachVampire You are becoming one with the life force of another. They lend a part of themselves to you. For a brief moment, you are two entities becoming one. MS09FinTLTeachVampire Allow the feelings to course through your body as you partake of the blood... feel it empower you and make you stronger. MS09FinTLTeachVampire Once you have done this deed, only then will you know what it is like to be a vampire. MS09FinTLTeachVampire There is no more I can teach you. MS09FinTLTeachVampire Use what little I have given you well, and carry that knowledge with honor. MS09GoodbyeDialog Please, do what you can to find my brother. MS09GoodbyeDialog Hey, thanks again for doing this for me, it means a lot. MS09GoodbyeDialog Remember, my offer still stands. MS09GoodbyeDialog All right, goodbye. MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT01 Yeah, I guess I should have known this would happen. MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT02 Maybe that's because I don't want to be found. MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT02 I guess I shouldn't be surprised that you're here. I figured Evan King would get someone to track me down sooner or later. MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT03 I'm not going anywhere. I'm staying right here. MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT03 I guess I shouldn't be surprised that you're here. I figured Evan King would get someone to track me down sooner or later. MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT04 He's dead... you killed him? But he was my only chance to understand what the hell is happening to me! MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT05 Wait. What do you mean? He's dead... you killed him? MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT05 But he was my only chance to understand what the hell is happening to me! MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT06 You son-of-a-bitch! You KILLED him and you think it's funny?! MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT06 He was my only chance to understand what the hell is wrong with me! And you messed it all up! MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT06 Well you can just GO TO HELL! MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT07SC Maybe you're right. It was easier to run away with the Family than to face what I did. MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT07SC Go back to Arefu and tell Evan King that I'm coming home. I have a few things to pack and I want to say my goodbyes to this place... alone. MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT08 I can never go home. This was always meant to be my home and until something tells me otherwise, this is where I wanna be. MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT08 Even if I stay alone. Tell Evan King that I'm sorry. MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT09 Yeah, that's just what I thought you'd end up saying. MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT09 Get outta here, you murderer. You killed everyone left that I cared about! MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT10Letter She... she really misses being home and she's asked about me in here a lot! MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT10Letter I think I had it all wrong. I shouldn't have come here. I bet Lucy is feeling just as bad as me. MS09IanWestCombatIntroCT10Letter Go back to Arefu and tell Evan King that I'm coming home. I have a few things to pack and I want to say my goodbyes to this place... alone. MS09IanWestHatesMeTrackCT01Letter She... she really misses being home and she's asked about me in here a lot! MS09IanWestHatesMeTrackCT01Letter I think I had it all wrong. I shouldn't have come here. I bet Lucy is feeling just as bad as me. MS09IanWestHatesMeTrackCT01Letter Go back to Arefu and tell Evan King that I'm coming home. I have a few things to pack and I want to say my goodbyes to this place... alone. MS09IanWestHatesMeTrackCT01Letter She... she really misses being home and she's asked about me in here a lot! MS09IanWestHatesMeTrackCT01Letter I think I had it all wrong. I shouldn't have come here. I bet Lucy is feeling just as bad as me. MS09IanWestHatesMeTrackCT01Letter Please, tell Vance I've made my decision. I'm going home to Arefu. I hope to see you there as well. MS09IanWestHatesMeTrackCT02 Thank you, somehow just hearing you say that helps me a lot. MS09IanWestHatesMeTrackCT02 Look, all I ever wanted was someone to let me make decisions for myself. For once I've decided that this is where I should be. MS09IanWestHatesMeTrackCT02 I've done something terrible and I need to deal with it. Until I'm ready to face it, I'm staying here in Meresti. Even if I have to stay alone. MS09IanWestHatesMeTrackCT03 Unless you can prove to me there's a good reason to leave, I'm staying right here in Meresti. Even alone if I have to. MS09IanWestHatesMeTrackCT04 Yeah... that's what I thought. MS09IanWestIntroCT01 I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I'm sure Evan King is pretty pissed right about now. MS09IanWestIntroCT01 I bet he has the entire town out looking for me. He's worse than my parents. MS09IanWestIntroCT02 Well, maybe that's because I don't want to be found. MS09IanWestIntroCT02 Why the heck are you looking for me anyway? MS09IanWestIntroCT03 Whatever. MS09IanWestIntroCT04 You think I don't know that? You think I don't know what I did?! MS09IanWestIntroCT05 Home? I don't have a home anymore. I made sure of that, didn't I? MS09IanWestIntroCT06 Why can't everyone just leave me alone and let me make my own decisions? I can't stand this anymore! MS09IanWestIntroCT06 I don't even know who I am anymore or where I belong. My real family is gone because of me and Vance is all I have now! MS09IanWestIntroCT07 I killed them! My own parents! MS09IanWestIntroCT07 It was the fucking hunger. That thing that's haunted me my entire life! MS09IanWestIntroCT07 You must think I'm some sort of monster. MS09IanWestIntroCT07a Then you must think I'm some kind of a monster. MS09IanWestIntroCT08 Of course it matters! The past is what's keeping me up at night. MS09IanWestIntroCT08 That night is like a bad dream... I can see parts of it but I don't remember what happened. MS09IanWestIntroCT08 It was the fucking hunger. That thing that's haunted me my entire life! MS09IanWestIntroCT09 Don't you understand me? I killed them, okay?! My mother and father are dead because of me! MS09IanWestIntroCT09 It was the fucking hunger. That thing that's haunted me my entire life! MS09IanWestIntroCT10 There's something inside me... something completely messed up! MS09IanWestIntroCT10 I'm a mutant; a freak! The only person I was ever able to talk to was my sister Lucy, and she's gone. MS09IanWestIntroCT10 No one gives a shit about me except Vance and the Family. Can't you understand that? MS09IanWestIntroCT10 There's something inside me... something completely messed up! MS09IanWestIntroCT10 I'm a mutant, a fucking freak! The only person I was ever able to talk to was my sister Lucy, and she's gone. MS09IanWestIntroCT10 No one gives a shit about me except Vance and the Family. Can't you understand that? MS09IanWestIntroCT11 Hmph. Just like Vance said. Humans will never understand us; just sit on their high horse and ridicule us. MS09IanWestIntroCT11 Well fine. You can judge us any way you see fit, but one thing's certain... I'm not leaving. MS09IanWestIntroCT11 Now get the hell out of my room. MS09IanWestIntroCT12 Help? How can you help? There's something inside me... something completely messed up! MS09IanWestIntroCT12 I'm a mutant, a fucking freak! The only person I was ever able to talk to was my sister Lucy, and she's gone. MS09IanWestIntroCT12 No one gives a shit about me except Vance and the Family. Can't you understand that? MS09IanWestIntroCT12 Help? How can you help? There's something inside me... something completely messed up! MS09IanWestIntroCT12 I'm a mutant, a fucking freak! The only person I was ever able to talk to was my sister Lucy, and she's gone. MS09IanWestIntroCT12 No one gives a shit about me except Vance and the Family. Can't you understand that? MS09IanWestIntroCT13 Thank you for understanding. This place is all I've got, and I don't wanna lose it. MS09IanWestIntroCT13 Would you speak to Vance for me? I still need some time alone before I'm ready to talk to anyone else. MS09IanWestIntroCT14 Vance said it's not murder! Hell, we kill Brahmin every day just because we need to eat. Why is THAT okay? MS09IanWestIntroCT14 Vance was right, you humans will never understand what we're all about. MS09IanWestIntroCT14 This whole conversation is a waste of time. Get the fuck out of my room! MS09IanWestIntroCT15 She does? If she cared so much, why did she leave when she did? MS09IanWestIntroCT15 My parents would have never understood... they would have called me a freak and kicked me out. MS09IanWestIntroCT15 No, I'm sorry. Vance and the Family are the only ones that could possibly understand what I'm going through. MS09IanWestIntroCT16Letter She... she really misses being home and she's asked about me in here a lot! MS09IanWestIntroCT16Letter I think I had it all wrong. I shouldn't have come here. I bet Lucy is feeling just as bad as me. MS09IanWestIntroCT16Letter Please, tell Vance I've made my decision. I'm going home to Arefu. I hope to see you there as well. MS09IanWestIntroCT16Letter I'm just gonna gather my stuff together and say my goodbyes then I'll head on back. MS09IanWestIntroCT17SC You know, for a second there you sounded just like Vance. And you're right. MS09IanWestIntroCT17SC I don't know what I'm running away from, but given time maybe things can go back to the way they used to be. MS09IanWestIntroCT17SC Please, tell Vance I've made my decision. I'm going home to Arefu. I hope to see you there as well. MS09IanWestIntroCT17SC I'm just gonna gather my stuff together and say my goodbyes then I'll head on back. MS09IanWestxCombatIntroCT01 ..Ian. My name's Ian West. Who are you? MS09IanWestxCombatIntroCT01 Wait a second. I heard fighting. You're here to kill me aren't you? MS09IanWestxCombatIntroCT02 No... not at all. My name's Ian West. MS09IanWestxCombatIntroCT02 Wait a second. I heard fighting. You're here to kill me aren't you? MS09IanWestxCombatIntroCT02a My name's Ian West. And who the hell are YOU supposed to be? MS09IanWestxCombatIntroCT02a Wait a second. I heard fighting. You're here to kill me aren't you? MS09IanWestxCombatIntroCT04 How the hell do you expect me to calm down? I can't believe this is happening again! All the people I care about always leave! MS09IanWestxCombatIntroCT04 Evan King probably sent you to look for me, didn't he? Well you can tell him I'll never set foot in Arefu again. NEVER! MS09IanWestxCombatIntroCT04 After what I did, he's the one that probably wants me dead. MS09IanWestxCombatIntroCT05 Evan King probably sent you to look for me, didn't he!? Well you can tell him I'll never set foot in Arefu again. NEVER! MS09IanWestxCombatIntroCT05 After what I did, he's the one that probably wants me dead. MS09IanWestxCombatIntroCT06 I can't believe this is happening again! All the people I care about always leave me! MS09IanWestxCombatIntroCT06 Evan King probably sent you to look for me, didn't he!? Well you can tell him I'll never set foot in Arefu again. NEVER! MS09IanWestxCombatIntroCT06 After what I did, he's the one that probably wants me dead. MS09KarenSchenzyDoor01 Oh he did? Well it's about damn time he did something! MS09KarenSchenzyDoor01 Come on in, I'll unlock the door. MS09KarenSchenzyDoor02 There's no way I'm letting you wackos in here! MS09KarenSchenzyDoor03 Great, thanks for scaring the shit out of me. MS09KEwersCT01 Look, "pal,", there is no way you're going to get to me or my wife so just back on out of here! MS09KEwersCT02 Yeah right, and the second I drop my guard you pounce. No thanks. MS09KEwersCT02 Look, speak your piece then leave. MS09KEwersCT02b Maybe it's because my wife has gone mental. No wait, I think it's because some lunatics are trying to kill us. MS09KEwersCT02b Other than that, no reason. MS09KEwersCT02c Oh for the love of... MS09KEwersCT02c Look, she's dumber than a bag of hammers, okay? If you want to talk to anyone, you need to talk to me. MS09KEwersCT02c So what the fuck do you want? MS09KEwersCT03 Do you understand English? I said get out! MS09KEwersCT04 All I care about are two things. My life and my wife's life. Beyond that, I don't give two shits. MS09KEwersCT04 If you need something, speak your piece and go. MS09LucyWestFindIan01 You must find him! Please! He's all I have left in this world now. MS09LucyWestFindIan01 I just gotta know if he's alive or dead. It can't just end this way! MS09LucyWestFindIan02 Then maybe he's still alive! MS09LucyWestFindIan02 You must find him! Please! He's all I have left in this world now. MS09LucyWestFindIan02 I just gotta know if he's alive or dead. It can't just end this way! MS09LucyWestFindIan03 No! I refuse to believe that! MS09LucyWestFindIan03 You must find him! Please! He's all I have left in this world now. MS09LucyWestFindIan03 I just gotta know if he's alive or dead. It can't just end this way! MS09LucyWestFindIan04 I'm sorry. You don't even know me, and you've already helped this much. MS09LucyWestFindIan04 I'm not stupid, I know he's probably dead. I just need to know for sure. MS09LucyWestFindIan05 Fine. Be an asshole. I don't care. MS09LucyWestFindIan05 If you find Ian, and you have a change of heart, come back here and tell me. If not, fine! Screw you! MS09LucyWestFindIan06Scoundrel Fine. Fine. Here, this is all I have left to feed myself, you selfish asshole! MS09LucyWestFindIan06Scoundrel I don't care anymore. I just want to know where my brother is. MS09LucyWestFindIan06Scoundrel That's all I have in the world I told you! MS09LucyWestIanIsAlive01 Thank goodness! You have no idea how worried I was... I haven't even slept well since you left. MS09LucyWestIanIsAlive01 Thanks for bringing me the news, you've really cheered me up! MS09LucyWestIanIsAlive02 I... I don't know what to say. I... can't believe this is happening to me. My entire family... gone. I... MS09LucyWestIanIsAlive02 Please, just go. Don't say anything, don't look back. Just go. MS09LucyWestIanIsAlive03 What? Those gangers? I knew if he got mixed up with the wrong crowd this could happen! Why didn't I do anything to stop him? MS09LucyWestIanIsAlive03 I... I don't know what to say. I... can't believe this is happening to me. My entire family... gone. I... MS09LucyWestIanIsAlive03 Please, just go. Don't say anything, don't look back. Just go. MS09LucyWestIntroCT01 I hope by "something to do" you mean a job, otherwise you want to talk with Nova. MS09LucyWestIntroCT01 I'm looking for someone to make a delivery. Interested? MS09LucyWestIntroCT02 Hmph. Well, that's the attitude I've come to know from most of the people around this town. Folks like to keep to themselves. MS09LucyWestIntroCT02 I don't want your life story, I just want a little bit of a favor. Think you're up to it? MS09LucyWestIntroCT03 I do. I'm looking for someone to make a delivery. Interested? MS09LucyWestIntroCT04 Great! I'd like you to deliver this message to my family in the Arefu Settlement. I haven't heard from them in months and I'm worried. MS09LucyWestIntroCT04 As soon as you get there, talk to Davis West. He'll be glad to pay you for the trip. MS09LucyWestIntroCT05 Alright. Let me know if you change your mind. MS09LucyWestIntroCT06 Actually, I don't have any caps with me. I used everything I had buying a shack in this town. MS09LucyWestIntroCT06 But if you'd be nice enough to help me, I bet my father would pay you something for all the trip. What do you say? MS09LucyWestIntroCT07 Hey, you're pretty smart for a Wastelander! MS09LucyWestIntroCT07 I need you to deliver a message to my family. They live in a small settlement northwest of here. If you bring it, I'm sure my dad will pay you. MS09LucyWestIntroCT07 I'll tell you more if you agree. Please, I could really use your help. MS09MerestiRandom01 Yes, Vance. What is it? MS09MerestiRandom01 Okay I guess. The new guy's taking up most of my time, but I think he'll come around. He's been through some serious shit. MS09MerestiRandom01 Yes, my love? MS09MerestiRandom01 Look, I'm going to give you a bit of friendly advice. Stop ignoring the rules and making Vance angry. He almost kicked you out of here. MS09MerestiRandom01 Better I suppose. I think Vance is finally calming down after Karl apologized for all that trouble he caused. MS09MerestiRandom01 Talk to me? W-what did I do? MS09MerestiRandom01 Great, actually! I finished my first round of studies and Vance said that I was doing great. I think I'm finally beginning to get the hang of it! MS09MerestiRandom01 Yeah, yeah. What is it now? MS09MerestiRandom01 Crappy as usual. No one's been by here in ages to buy anything and Vance is crawlin' up my ass cause of that mess in Arefu. MS09MerestiRandom01 Of course. MS09MerestiRandom01 Oh, just dandy! I think the new guy is so darn cute. Never had someone so young before in this place. MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily Cool! I knew you'd get the hang of it. Good job, Alan! MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily Brianna, I'd leave him alone for a while before, well... you know. MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily Good, I'd hate to have Vance angry when he's inducting someone into the Family. MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily Well, you did kind of screw up. I mean, you didn't need to go and do all that stuff. He just wanted you to make them nervous. MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily Hey, with Vance teaching him personally he's bound to figure it all out soon enough. I wouldn't worry about it really. MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily Yeah, I guess. Hey, I really enjoyed last night by the way. Thanks for the company. MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily It's about time. Karl's gonna get us in trouble at this rate. I hope he learns to calm down a little bit. MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily It's your fault in the first place. You didn't have go wild like that. MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily Ha! I told you! In bed you were mumbling about how you think Vance is all disappointed with your progress. I knew he wasn't. MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily Yeah and I bet he was taking it out on you. Not getting any really for a while can drive you crazy. MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily Well, I just may have to do something special for Mr. Gloomy to cheer him up. MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily Oh, I like it when you talk dirty like that, old man. He he he. MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily Yep. We're both extremely proud of you. You've come such a long way in a short amount of time. MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily Yes, he is rather handsome. However, I think you may want to exercise a little bit of restraint. His situation is rather delicate. MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily That's good news. Vance and I are very worried about him. Thanks for taking him under your wing as well, Justin. We appreciate it. MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily Look, I'm going to give you a bit of friendly advice. Stop ignoring the rules and making Vance angry. He almost kicked you out of here. MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily Whoopee! Let's throw a party cause little Alan learned to stop acting like a goddamn animal! Hurray! MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily Cool your jets, sweet cheeks. You're jumpin' from bed to bed faster than a Radroach on a hotplate. MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily Yeah, yeah... your husband is already reading me the riot act. No need to get your panties in a bunch. MS09MerestiResponsestoFamily Stop wasting your time on that crybaby. You wanna make friends, go talk to Brianna. She'll take care of you. MS09MerestiResponsestoVance Yeah, I've heard this song and dance before. What good is it if we can't really kick those humans where it hurts? MS09MerestiResponsestoVance I don't think so. He still seems pretty out of it, but considering what happened... MS09MerestiResponsestoVance Oh come now, Vance. You are doing what's best for these people. If it wasn't for you, they'd be living in the Wastes... or dead. MS09MerestiResponsestoVance Awww... then how am I supposed to keep morale up around this dingy place? MS09MerestiResponsestoVance Oh! Thank you, Vance. I mean... it's me that should be thanking you. I dunno what I would have done without the Family. MS09MerestiVanceChatter I will make this as clear as possible, Karl. Never again. You disobey my laws once more and you will be out of Meresti for good! MS09MerestiVanceChatter How is our newest member? Is he finding his meditation time enlightening? MS09MerestiVanceChatter I wonder if the Family will really work. Sometimes with all the troubles we have, it seems impossible to hold it together. MS09MerestiVanceChatter I think you need to ease up with your flirting. It is becoming very distracting to the men as they adapt to things down here. MS09MerestiVanceChatter I just wanted to tell you I feel you have progressed quite well in adopting our laws. You should be proud. MS09MerestiVanceChatterReply That is not how the Family operates, and you know it! Now do not test my patience on this subject. MS09MerestiVanceChatterReply Understandable. Give him time, Justin. Change is a very difficult thing to adapt to. MS09MerestiVanceChatterReply Implying that you wish to sleep with everyone here is not what I call boosting morale. Now, please. Keep it to one at a time. MS09MerestiVanceChatterReply You always have a knack for making me feel better. MS09MerestiVanceChatterReply No need to thank me, Alan. You have achieved this level of enlightenment all on your own, I was merely a guide. MS09TLArefuTopic Sure, be glad to since you're doing me a big favor and all. MS09TLArefuTopic01 Arefu is northwest of Megaton on an old overpass over the Potomac. If you follow what's left of the river, you can't miss it. MS09TLArefuTopic02 No... not really. Maybe my letters just aren't arriving. Whatever you can do to get it there would sure be appreciated. MS09TLArefuTopic03 Well, let's see. There's Evan King... he's like the sheriff of the town or whatever. MS09TLArefuTopic03 Then there's my family, the Ewer Family and a lady who lives alone named Karen Schenzy. MS09TLArefuTopic04 What, apart from the Wasteland critters, Slaver raiding parties, Raider hit squads and occasional landmine? No, it's completely safe. MS09TLArefuTopic04 If this was easy, I'd go myself you know. MS09TLBuyStuff If your caps are good, you can buy whatever you like. Beats standing there drooling all over the merchandise. MS09TLBuyStuff Come back and see me when I'm mindin' the store. You better bring caps... there's no handouts to be had around here! MS09TLCheckonYou We're great. Just peachy. I love sitting in my house with my thumb up my ass. MS09TLCheckonYou Tell Mr. King that sitting here all day isn't going to make us any safer. We need to take action! MS09TLCheckonYou Oh! He's such a dear! I must remember to make more of those preserves he loves so much. MS09TLCheckonYou Scared out of my mind. I'm glad he's checking on us, but until someone nips the problem in the bud, we may as well stay inside forever. MS09TLEvanKingTopic He's a spineless wimp. His best solution to the Family is to stay inside our homes and hide. What does that tell them? MS09TLEvanKingTopic It tells them that we can be pushed around whenever they want. I'm sick of it, and I'm sick of King. MS09TLEvanKingTopic Well, he's town mayor or sheriff or whatever he calls himself. He calls all the shots. MS09TLEvanKingTopic When he says to get the heck indoors and stay put, we do that. MS09TLHaveMessage I can't take that. You're just going to have to bring it back to Lucy or to Ian if you can find him. MS09TLHaveMessage I can't take that. You're just going to have to bring it to the Wests yourself. MS09TLLaws Indeed? Tell me what you've learned from the Laws. What do you think we are? MS09TLLaws We are the remnants of society, cast aside like the picked bones of a hunter's feast. MS09TLLaws Men of science would call us cannibals, eaters of human flesh. Society labels us as monsters, demons and the unclean. MS09TLLaws I've brought my flock here to shelter under the sun-baked sand of the Wasteland to keep them safe and teach them my ways. MS09TLLaws No, I can see it in your eyes. You do not yet possess that spark of realization. Continue speaking to my people. MS09TLLaws Each of us is required to speak one of the Laws when we hold our ceremonies. I say the First Law. MS09TLLaws "Feast not on the flesh; consume only the blood. This is our strength." MS09TLLaws When we all gather in the common area, Vance gives his speeches and then we each have like a Law to say. MS09TLLaws Mine is "Bear not the child; welcome only the exile. This is our fate." Kinda cool, huh? MS09TLLaws Oh wait... Vance told me I was supposed to say something special when asked that... from his teachings. MS09TLLaws Oh, right! The Third Law is "Feed not for pleasure; partake only to nourish. This is our dignity." Whew... almost forgot it again. MS09TLLaws When Vance stands on that balcony and starts mouthing off like some kind of preacher, it makes me wanna puke. MS09TLLaws But if I wanna keep this place stocked I gotta have his permission, so I learned his Fifth Law. MS09TLLaws "Kill not our kindred; slay only the enemy. This is our justice." Pretty silly if you ask me. MS09TLLaws Well, usually everyone has a rule or something they have to yell out at our gang meetings. MS09TLLaws Since I guard the door all the time, I don't have to do that. I mean, they're good laws and all, but it feels stupid yelling that stuff out loud. MS09TLLaws Well, Vance makes each of us remember a rule, and when we all gather in the common area, we have to say it out loud. Kinda weird. MS09TLLaws So, my Law is the fourth one. "Seek not the sun's light; embrace only the shadows. This is our refuge." MS09TLLetterDelivery Oh, thank you for remembering! MS09TLLetterDelivery I have to admit that I wasn't sure I'd ever see you again. I'm glad I was wrong. MS09TLLookingforIanWest I haven't seen any of the Wests since we were told to head indoors. MS09TLLookingforIanWest Nope. Everyone stays inside, except Evan King of course. MS09TLLookingforIanWest If I recall he and the boys are probably at the lake fishing. Those rapscallions! There's no telling what monkeyshines they'll get into next! MS09TLLookingforIanWest I had always assumed if a human happened upon our home, it would be for the purpose of our extermination. MS09TLLookingforIanWest It appears my fears were ill-placed. It is a pleasant surprise to meet someone as amenable as yourself. MS09TLLookingforIanWest Very well. I will allow you to speak to Ian. Perhaps you can help him come to grips with his greatest enemy. Himself. MS09TLLookingforIanWest I believe I was very clear when I said you are not welcome to see him. MS09TLLookingforIanWest Ah yes, my newest charge. What would you want with him? MS09TLLookingforIanWest I'm afraid Vance has him in isolation and there is no way I'm going to override Vance's orders. MS09TLLookingforIanWest He's a good kid. I think Vance will set him along the correct path soon... like he did for all of us. MS09TLLookingforIanWest Like I said, he's in isolation. It's his time to meditate and reflect. MS09TLLookingforIanWest Vance has him in meditation right now. No one's supposed to be in there. MS09TLLookingforIanWest Poor kid... he looks like he could use another friend. MS09TLLookingforIanWest Nope. Like I told ya, Vance has him in meditation right now. No one's supposed to be in there. MS09TLLookingforIanWest I don't have any authority here. I'm pretty new myself. MS09TLLookingforIanWest Justin's been trying to talk to Ian; make him feel better. Maybe you should speak to him. MS09TLLookingforIanWest Do I look like a fucking babysitter? I don't know where he is. Even if I did, I wouldn't tell you anyway. MS09TLLookingforIanWest Ian, Ian, Ian! Is that all you've got to say? Sheesh. MS09TLLookingforIanWest Ian? What do you want from him? MS09TLLookingforIanWest No, just that Vance said he isn't to be disturbed while he's in meditation. MS09TLLucyWestParentsDead Oh my goodness? What is it? MS09TLLucyWestParentsDead Wh-what? No! Oh my God! I should never have left. I knew it... now they're all dead! MS09TLLucyWestParentsDead Wait a second... What about my brother? MS09TLLucyWestParentsDead Wh-what? No! Oh my God! I should never have left. I knew it... now they're all dead! MS09TLLucyWestParentsDead Wait a second... What about my brother? MS09TLTrainyard Well, yeah actually. Meresti Trainyard almost due east of here. MS09TLWestsBite What!? The Family must be a pack of cannibals! MS09TLWestsBite Oh, this is all I needed right now. What am I going to do? They'll keep coming back until all of us are dead if they think we're food. MS09TLWestsBite Bite marks on their necks? That's the strangest thing I've ever heard. The Family must have attack dogs with them or something. MS09TLWestsBite Oh, this is all I needed right now. What am I going to do? They'll keep coming back until all of us are dead! MS09TLWestsDead Thanks kid. You're all right. MS09TLWestsDead The Family must have gotten to them in the last attack! Sons of bitches! MS09TLWestsDead Damn it! If only we had more men, we could stand up to them. I'm sick of them terrorizing this town. MS09TLWestsDead Wait a minute... when you searched the West's place, did you find their son Ian's body? MS09TLWestsDead Wait a minute... when you searched the West's place, did you find their son Ian's body? MS09TLWestsDead The Family must have gotten to them in the last attack! Sons of bitches! MS09TLWestsDead Damn it! If only we had more men, we could stand up to them. I'm sick of them terrorizing this town. MS09TLWestsDead Check the rest of the town. Make sure I'm not the only one left. MS09TLWestsDead What?! Oh my God! MS09TLWestsDead King has to do something about this now! Tell him to get off his ass and hunt those bastards down! MS09TLWestsDead Son of a bitch! I knew the Family were going to cross the line. It was only a matter of time. MS09TLWestsDead Maybe it's time I cut my losses and ran, but it just isn't fair. I made my home here, why should I have to leave? MS09TLWestsDead Dead tired I bet from the square dance in the barn last night! What a time we had! MS09TLWestsDeadCT01 This has to be the work of the Family! I've caught that weirdo leader of theirs talking to Ian down by the river. MS09TLWestsDeadCT01 Look, I know I've asked a lot from you already, but you have to find that kid... he deserves better than all this. MS09TLWestsDeadCT02 What am I gonna do? The Wests' lives were my responsibility and look what happened! MS09TLWestsDeadCT02 This has to be the work of the Family! I've caught weirdo leader of theirs talking to Ian down by the river. MS09TLWestsDeadCT02 Look, I know I've asked a lot from you already, but you have to find that kid... he deserves better than all this. MS09TLWestsDeadCT03 Sorry... sorry. I just don't know what to do. The West's lives were my responsibility and look what happened! MS09TLWestsDeadCT03 This has to be the work of the Family! I've caught weirdo leader of theirs talking to Ian down by the river. MS09TLWestsDeadCT03 Look, I know I've asked a lot from you already, but you have to find that kid... he deserves better than all this. MS09TLWhatisMeresti This place is my place of business. If you wanna buy something, then buy. If you wanna flap your lips, take a hike. MS09TLWhatisMeresti Well, Vance told me that this place was called Meresti. It was named after some town way across the ocean in a place called Romania. MS09TLWhatisMeresti This is Meresti, the home of the Family. It's the only safe place for these poor people. MS09TLWhatisMeresti It's the last place I ever expected to end up. MS09TLWhatisMeresti I mean look at this place... it's so dark and dingy. What this place needs is a lady's touch. MS09TLWhatisMeresti But don't tell Vance that I said that. MS09TLWhatisMeresti Right now I call this place home. The only home that's ever let me stay with my... problems. MS09TLWhatisMeresti This lovely hole in the ground is Meresti, the headquarters of the Family. MS09TLWhatisMeresti You are standing inside Meresti, the home of the Family. This is our sanctuary from the outside world. MS09TLWhatisMeresti It is a refuge for those society labels as outcasts. MS09TLWhereFamily Yeah, supposed to be some kinda gang or something. Big deal. They wouldn't dare come around Paradise Falls. MS09TLWhereIsEveryone There used to be more families living here. Most of them have dismantled their shacks and moved on to greener pastures. MS09TLWhereIsEveryone Those that are still living here are keeping themselves indoors thanks to the Family. MS09TLWhereIsEveryone We're scared shitless. Evan King's got everyone so worked up about the Family, no one wants to set foot outside. MS09TLWhereIsEveryone That asshole runs the show, but does he really do anything about our problem? No. MS09TLWhereIsEveryone Everyone is keeping themselves safe from the Family. If I was you, I'd do the same. MS09TLWhereIsEveryone You want to know more, talk to Evan King. MS09TLWhereIsEveryone Oh my, I don't know. Mrs. West is probably whipping up a batch of her famous cookies and all the kids are playing in the yards. MS09TLWhereIsEveryone It's so nice outside, the grass looks lovely this time of year. MS09TLWhoAreFamily I think they live somewhere east or northeast of here. Problem is, they always travel in the dark so I can't see exactly where they go. MS09TLWhoAreFamily There's all kinds of places they could be hiding like Hamilton's Hideaway, the old Moonbeam Cinema or Northwest Seneca Metro Station. MS09TLWhoAreFamily All they do is terrorize us. They taunt us to open our doors, throw bottles at our houses and scream at us. MS09TLWhoAreFamily If I knew King had my back, I'd step outside and show them just how I feel about their visits... especially after this last attack. MS09TLWhoAreFamily They're lowlife scum who decided to use Arefu as their own personal amusement park. Oh, they're a fun bunch. MS09TLWhoAreFamily I'd take a shot at them if I could but judging from what they did to the Brahmin, I wouldn't live long to tell about it. MS09TLWhoAreFamily The Family has become our moniker because that is exactly what we are... related by blood. MS09TLWhoAreFamily Even if all of us look different on the outside, we all had the same vice infesting our insides. MS09TLWhoAreFamily But now, through my teachings, these subjugated people have come together and formed a bond stronger than mere friendship. MS09TLWhoAreFamily We are a badass gang and we don't take shit from nobody. MS09TLWhoAreFamily We also don't like nosy assholes who creep around asking too many stupid questions. MS09TLWhoAreFamily We're the last people you want to mess with... that's for damn sure. MS09TLWhoAreFamily It's a great way to get back at those assholes out there who think we're losers. MS09TLWhoAreFamily If it wasn't for Vance, I'd still be getting the crap beat out of me by those guards in Rivet City. MS09TLWhoAreFamily My husband started this group not long ago. He was trying to save them from a life of hardship and ridicule. MS09TLWhoAreFamily They come from all over the Wasteland now to find us and become part of the Family. MS09TLWhoAreFamily How about just the coolest gang this side of the U.S.? MS09TLWhoAreFamily As long as we listen to Vance's rules and listen to his stuff, he lets us do pretty much whatever we want. MS09TLWhoAreFamily Well, anyone that Vance takes in because of their special problems can be part of the Family. MS09VanceArefuProposal01 Agreed. Please, take this proposal to Arefu. Speak with them and then return to me with their decision. MS09VanceArefuProposal01 I thank you for showing me that your kind can be trusted after all. It is a lesson I will not forget. MS09VanceArefuProposal01 Now, what of young Ian? Tell me his decision. MS09VanceArefuProposal02 Agreed. Please, take this proposal to Arefu. Speak with them and then return to me with their decision. MS09VanceArefuProposal02 I thank you for showing me that your kind can be trusted after all. It is a lesson I will not forget. MS09VanceArefuProposal02 Now, what of young Ian? Tell me his decision. MS09VanceArefuProposal03 Although I appreciate what you are trying to do, please realize that we have no money or goods to speak of. MS09VanceArefuProposal03 What little money Karl makes with his shop goes to buying weapons and ammunition to protect ourselves. MS09VanceArefuProposal03 I am very sorry, but perhaps you can make a better offer? MS09VanceEndgameCT01IanGoes It saddens me to lose one of my flock, but I believe everyone has to follow their own path. MS09VanceEndgameCT01IanGoes All I was attempting to do was guide him. Now it seems that responsibility has fallen upon you. I hope you will be more successful. MS09VanceEndgameCT01IanGoes Please, I want you to take this. Consider it as an apology to you for all the hardships you had to endure finding this place. MS09VanceEndgameCT01IanGoes Goodbye, human. Our time together has been rather... educational. MS09VanceEndgameCT01IanStays When you first arrived I was suspicious of your intentions. I can see now it was an error in judgement. MS09VanceEndgameCT01IanStays I can assure you Ian will be well cared for and safe with the Family. MS09VanceEndgameCT01IanStays Please, I want you to take this. Consider it as an apology to you for all the hardships you had to endure finding this place. MS09VanceEndgameCT01IanStays Goodbye, human. Our time together has been rather... educational. MS09VanceEndgameCT02 As long as you maintain this level of civility, please proceed. MS09VanceEndgameCT03 You wish to arrive at some sort of a bargain? MS09VanceEndgameCT04 My fine friend, that poor soul has been wrestling with the same question every new member of the Family asks himself when they arrive. MS09VanceEndgameCT04 Do I belong here, or should I depart? MS09VanceEndgameCT04 All I ask is that they spend the time to reflect before deciding in solitude. MS09VanceEndgameCT05 No convincing is necessary. I must say your visit is a pleasant change from what I am accustomed to when dealing with humans. MS09VanceEndgameCT05 In light of this, I promise you that no further harm will befall you or Arefu. Of that you have my solemn oath. MS09VanceEndgameCT05 Now, what of young Ian? Tell me his decision. MS09VanceEndgameCT06Intelligence Many years ago, I survived by drinking from fresh bloodpacks I recovered from hospital ruins. MS09VanceEndgameCT06Intelligence The problem with your idea is that these bloodpacks are scarce. MS09VanceEndgameCT06Intelligence What do you propose? MS09VanceEndgameCT07Medicine Many years ago, I survived by drinking from fresh bloodpacks I recovered from hospital ruins. MS09VanceEndgameCT07Medicine The problem was that these bloodpacks were scarce. MS09VanceEndgameCT07Medicine What do you propose? MS09VanceEndgameCT08SC I suppose we could stop our raids on Arefu in light of this situation, but that just forces us to prey on others. MS09VanceEndgameCT08SC Unless... Many years ago, I survived by drinking from preserved bloodpacks I recovered from hospital ruins. MS09VanceEndgameCT08SC The problem was that these bloodpacks are scarce. MS09VanceEndgameCT09 Well put. I must say your visit is a pleasant change from what I am accustomed to when dealing with humans. MS09VanceEndgameCT09 In light of this, I promise you that no further harm will befall you or Arefu. Of that you have my solemn oath. MS09VanceEndgameCT09 Now, what of young Ian? Tell me his decision. MS09VanceEndgameCT10 If you fear reprisal from the Family regarding his decision, know that I would never hold it against you. MS09VanceEndgameCT10 And as for Ian having you speak in his place, I find his trust sufficient enough to accept what you say as truth. MS09VanceEndgameCT11Research Curious. Many years ago, I survived by drinking from fresh bloodpacks I recovered from hospital ruins. MS09VanceEndgameCT11Research The problem was that these bloodpacks were scarce. MS09VanceEndgameCT11Research What do you propose? MS09VanceIntroCT01 What you see before you is the last bastion of hope for the downtrodden and misunderstood. MS09VanceIntroCT01 It is a sanctuary for the oppressed and a beacon of faith for the tyrannized. MS09VanceIntroCT02 What you see before you is the last bastion of hope for the downtrodden and misunderstood. MS09VanceIntroCT02 It is a sanctuary for the oppressed and a beacon of faith for the tyrannized. MS09VanceIntroCT03 It is a sanctuary for the oppressed and a beacon of faith for the tyrannized. MS09VanceIntroCT03 Your words echo the very reason this place was established. MS09VanceIntroCT03 What you see before you is the last bastion of hope for the downtrodden and misunderstood. MS09VanceIntroCT04 We are the remnants of society, cast aside like the clean-picked bones of a hunter's feast. MS09VanceIntroCT04 I led my flock beneath the sun-baked sands of the Wasteland to keep them safe and teach them my ways. MS09VanceIntroCT04 Men of science would call us cannibals, eaters of human flesh. Society labels us as monsters, demons and the unclean. MS09VanceIntroCT05 What does it mean? Allow me to simplify it for you since you are obviously of limited intellect. MS09VanceIntroCT05 I led my flock beneath the sun-baked sands of the Wasteland to keep them safe and teach them my ways. MS09VanceIntroCT05 Men of science would call us cannibals, eaters of human flesh. Society labels us as monsters, demons and the unclean. MS09VanceIntroCT06 What does it mean? Allow me to simplify it for you since you are obviously of limited intellect. MS09VanceIntroCT06 I led my flock beneath the sun-baked sands of the Wasteland to keep them safe and teach them my ways. MS09VanceIntroCT06 Men of science would call us cannibals, eaters of human flesh. Society labels us as monsters, demons and the unclean. MS09VanceIntroCT07 Ah! Your words illustrate why the hardships persist for my people. Reforming implies something is wrong with them and needs to be eliminated. MS09VanceIntroCT07 I think of my teachings as more of an improvement, a way to transcend our cannibalistic nature. MS09VanceIntroCT08 Humans call for our extermination or reform. Reforming implies something is wrong with us and needs to be eliminated. MS09VanceIntroCT08 I think of my teachings as more of an improvement, a way to transcend our cannibalistic nature. MS09VanceIntroCT09 I find your choice of words quite droll, but that is what I have come to expect from your kind. MS09VanceIntroCT09 People like you call for our extermination or reform. Reforming implies something is wrong with us and needs to be eliminated. MS09VanceIntroCT09 I think of my teachings as more of an improvement, a way to transcend our cannibalistic nature. MS09VanceIntroCT10 Your open mindedness is very rare for a human. I find that fascinating. MS09VanceIntroCT10 Allow me to bolster your insight with a lesson in objectivity. I say we are no longer cannibal, only consuming the blood of our prey. MS09VanceIntroCT10 What would that make us in your eyes? MS09VanceIntroCT11 That is correct my arrogant friend, but you are missing the grand picture I'm afraid. MS09VanceIntroCT11 Let me counter that ignorance with a lesson in objectivity. I say we are no longer cannibal, only consuming the blood of our prey. MS09VanceIntroCT11 What would that make us in your eyes? MS09VanceIntroCT12 That is completely untrue. Your difficulty grasping the concept that change is possible in my people perplexes me. Let me try a different approach. MS09VanceIntroCT12 Let me counter that ignorance with a lesson in objectivity. I say we are no longer cannibal, only consuming the blood of our prey. MS09VanceIntroCT12 What would that make us in your eyes? MS09VanceIntroCT13 I would choose your next words VERY carefully if I were in your place. MS09VanceIntroCT13 Your self-applauding notions are the sole reason we are down here in hiding like Mole Rats. MS09VanceIntroCT13 I will warn you only once. Do NOT test me. I have no qualms about having your blood running down my throat. MS09VanceIntroCT13 Your words hold no fear with me, human. MS09VanceIntroCT13 Now I think it is time to demonstrate the true power of the Family. Tremble fool... tremble and face the wrath of the vampire! MS09VanceIntroDirectCT01SC You amaze me. Never have I met a human with the gift of cognition that you possess. MS09VanceIntroDirectCT01SC Tell me then, what are we? MS09VanceIntroDirectCT02Intelligence You amaze me. Never have I met a human with the gift of cognition that you possess. MS09VanceIntroDirectCT02Intelligence Tell me then, what are we? MS09VanceLookingIanCT00 Then a part of his human family still remains? Even more of a reason he needs to remain in isolation. MS09VanceLookingIanCT00 Ian is at a critical moment in his life right now. After all that occurred in Arefu, he is scared and confused. MS09VanceLookingIanCT00 It would be ill advised for me to allow you to speak to him while he decides what he wants to do. MS09VanceLookingIanCT02 WE are his family. If he were to leave, how can you be certain he would not feel the same way about us? MS09VanceLookingIanCT02 Ian is at a critical moment in his life right now. After all that occurred in Arefu, he is scared and confused. MS09VanceLookingIanCT02 It would be ill advised for me to allow you to speak to him while he decides what he wants to do. MS09VanceLookingIanCT03 Murder is a very strong word, my friend. Do you consider it murder when a hunter stalks his prey in order to put food on the table? MS09VanceLookingIanCT03 The Family must do what it can to survive, and Ian provided us the way. MS09VanceLookingIanCT03 Ian is at a critical moment in his life right now. After all that occurred in Arefu, he is scared and confused. MS09VanceLookingIanCT04 Sigh. Short temper. So typical of a human. MS09VanceLookingIanCT04 One more outburst like that, and I think I am going to have you removed from our home... permanently. MS09VanceLookingIanCT04 Is there no end to your hostility? Your kind have never accepted us. So be it. MS09VanceLookingIanCT04 All you rely on is violence to further your means. If that is what you seek, I will be happy to provide it! MS09VanceLookingIanCT05 Ian's hunger for flesh overwhelmed him... it drove him to kill his parents. MS09VanceLookingIanCT05 Because of my intervention that night he stopped just short of being lost forever to his cravings for flesh. MS09VanceLookingIanCT06 Do to him? Nothing. Ian's hunger for flesh overwhelmed him... it drove him to kill his parents. MS09VanceLookingIanCT06 Because of my intervention that night he stopped just short of being lost forever to his cravings for flesh. MS09VanceLookingIanCT07 I am telling you he will no longer be labeled as such. He has become one of us... a member of the Family. MS09VanceLookingIanCT07 The hunger that drives us must be kept in check. It is one of the most difficult things to teach. MS09VanceLookingIanCT07 Ian lost control because no one was around to guide him. His own family was alien to him. MS09VanceLookingIanCT08 The hunger that drives us must be kept in check. It is one of the most difficult things to teach. MS09VanceLookingIanCT08 Ian lost control because no one was around to guide him. His own family was alien to him. MS09VanceLookingIanCT08 He had a moment of weakness, and it was fatal. MS09VanceLookingIanCT09SC Your words impress me, human. Perhaps I misjudged you when we first met. MS09VanceLookingIanCT09SC If you wish to speak to Ian, you are free to do so. Here is the code to the area in which he is meditating. MS09VanceLookingIanCT10Perk Indeed. Perhaps my sense of caring for Ian has overwhelmed my sense of duty to the Family and all others like us. MS09VanceLookingIanCT10Perk Forgive my mistake. If you wish to speak to Ian, you're free to do so. MS09VanceLookingIanCT10Perk Here is the code to the area in which he is meditating. MS09VanceLookingIanCT11 No, it would not be right to disturb him in this time of meditation. I am sorry but I cannot allow it. MS09VanceLookingIanCT12 I can sympathize with your anger, human. Many find cannibalism shocking, especially in the young. MS09VanceLookingIanCT12 But understand that I cannot allow you to see him during his time of reflection. MS09VanceSpeech We are the Family and together we will stand united! MS09VanceSpeech We will organize, we will prepare, we will teach you to cope with your differences and we will keep you alive. MS09VanceSpeech Well rest easy now, my brothers and sisters. It's time to stop all of the running, all of the hiding and all of the denying. MS09VanceSpeech We can not allow the humans to hunt us down and kill us like dogs! We must show them we are a force to be reckoned with! MS09VanceSpeech The adaptation we were given wasn't meant to be ignored or persecuted. It's our way of survival. MS09VanceSpeech I submit to you that we are the victims of evolution; the next step in mankind's acclimation to this hellish existence. MS09VanceSpeech Are we THAT different from those who hunt for meat to survive or from those who kill for territory? Of course not. MS09VanceSpeech Every one of us has been branded with these insults at some point in our lives. But why? MS09VanceSpeech Monsters! Villains! Criminals! Animals! MS09VanceVampireDoneCT01 Do you think I believe I can turn into a bat and fly away? Of course not. Do I cast my image in a mirror? Absolutely. MS09VanceVampireDoneCT01 Now ask me if I believe these individuals from every corner of the Wasteland need me to give them a sense of purpose and identity. MS09VanceVampireDoneCT01 I have shown these people the ways of the vampire. I've provided them shelter, organization and a sense of belonging. MS09VanceVampireDoneCT02 Do you think I believe I can turn into a bat and fly away? Of course not. Do I cast my image in a mirror? Absolutely. MS09VanceVampireDoneCT02 Now ask me if I believe these individuals from every corner of the Wasteland need me to give them a sense of purpose and identity. MS09VanceVampireDoneCT02 I have shown these people the ways of the vampire. I've provided them shelter, organization and a sense of belonging. MS09VanceVampireDoneCT03 It saddens me to think that your failure to understand us could be my fault. If that is the case, allow me to enlighten you. MS09VanceVampireDoneCT03 We call ourselves vampires; a brotherhood that honorably stretches back thousands of years. MS09VanceVampireDoneCT04 I can see that you have no understanding of what I have accomplished here. MS09VanceVampireDoneCT04 I tire of debating with those who are so narrow-minded. MS09VanceVampireDoneCT05 Now you disappoint me. You need to open your mind and think for a moment before you pass judgment. MS09VanceVampireDoneCT05 I have reined in their cravings and taught them to eat not of the flesh, but to drink of the blood. MS09VanceVampireDoneCT05 Most importantly, they have a Family. A place where their quirks are tolerated and understood. MS09VanceVampireDoneCT06 Yes. In a way, I am brainwashing them. I am eliminating their fears, their inhibitions and their shame. MS09VanceVampireDoneCT06 I have reined in their cravings and taught them to eat not of the flesh, but to drink of the blood. MS09VanceVampireDoneCT06 Most importantly, they have a Family. A place where their quirks are tolerated and understood. MS09VanceVampireDoneCT07 Yes. In a way, I am brainwashing them. I am eliminating their fears, their inhibitions and their shame. MS09VanceVampireDoneCT07 I have reined in their cravings and taught them to eat not of the flesh, but to drink of the blood. MS09VanceVampireDoneCT07 Most importantly, they have a Family. A place where their quirks are tolerated and understood. MS09VanceVampireTalkCT01 Then that is a mystery you will have to solve on your own. MS09VanceVampireTalkCT01 In ceremony, each member of the Family must speak one of the Laws... it is theirs to remember and to enforce. MS09VanceVampireTalkCT01 Perhaps from these Laws you can discover what we are. Return to me when you are ready. MS09VanceVampireTalkCT02 That is where you are mistaken, my friend. Time is a commodity more abundant than any other in this world. MS09VanceVampireTalkCT02 In ceremony, each member of the Family must speak one of the Laws... it is theirs to remember and to enforce. MS09VanceVampireTalkCT02 Perhaps from these Laws you can discover what we are. Return to me when you are ready. MS09VanceVampireTalkCT03 Names like that have no meaning here... your insults are a wasted effort. MS09VanceVampireTalkCT03 In ceremony, each member of the Family must speak one of the Laws... it is theirs to remember and to enforce. MS09VanceVampireTalkCT03 Perhaps from these Laws you can discover what we are. Return to me when you are ready. MS10Argue Agreed. Why else would the Outsider have been allowed into the Grove? Perhaps it's a test. Yes... that must be it! MS10Argue Once again, my husband, we are at an impasse. I suggest we speak to the Outsider. MS10Argue If we allow the spread of this miracle to continue, we're putting Him in jeopardy. I can't allow that... I won't allow it! MS10Argue How can we preach about peace when all you want to do is keep His gift all to ourselves? That's not what He would want! MS10Argue The Outsider is here to deliver us from our enemies! To keep this place safely locked away from the Wasteland! Not to exploit us! MS10Argue And I'm telling you, you've got it all wrong! Why else would He have called for an Outsider's assistance? MS10BirchCeremonyDrinkSay You must drink from the basin if you wish to meet Him. MS10BirchCeremonyDrinkSay Drink of the sap from the basin, only then will He reveal Himself. MS10BirchCeremonyDrinkSay Please, drink the sap from the basin. MS10BirchCeremonyDrinkSay When you are ready, drink from the basin. MS10BirchCeremonyInter01 Then please, return to the basin and we will begin. MS10BirchCeremonyInter02 There's nothing to fear here. This is our tradition and our custom, as well as a measure of protection for Him. MS10BirchCeremonyInter02 If you need a bit of time to reflect, then please do so. All I ask is you return quickly. MS10BirchCeremonyInter02 When you're ready to undergo the ceremony, just ask. MS10BirchCeremonyInter03 Then you are free to go. He had requested to see you, but He said not to take you against your will. MS10BirchCeremonyInter03 It saddens me greatly you don't wish to see Him, but you must follow your own path. MS10BirchCeremonyInter03 If you change your mind, come speak to me and we'll begin again. MS10BirchCT01 No, I suppose you haven't. In fact, few who live outside of Oasis have. MS10BirchCT01 Everything you see around you, from the tallest tree to the smallest blade of grass is a gift. A gift from Him. MS10BirchCT01aAnimalF The innocent creatures are drawn here by His gifts. They come from across the Wasteland to live in this sanctuary. MS10BirchCT01aAnimalF This part of the world is healing, my friend, and it's all thanks to Him. MS10BirchCT01bLifegiver That's His power you feel, Outsider. With His outstretched limbs He shelters us and keep us safe. MS10BirchCT02 Ha ha ha! We no longer use devices like that. We cast our technology away many years ago. MS10BirchCT02 Everything you see around you, from the tallest tree to the smallest blade of grass is a gift. A gift from Him. MS10BirchCT03 What you call scared, I call humbled. This place is a blessing to all of us. MS10BirchCT03 Everything you see around you, from the tallest tree to the smallest blade of grass is a gift. A gift from Him. MS10BirchCT04 He is the One Who Grows, He is the One Who Gives and He is the One Who Guides. MS10BirchCT04 No one speaks His name out of reverence for His majesty. MS10BirchCT04 Thanks to Him, the Treeminders have a home. MS10BirchCT04aInt He's no mere god, my friend. MS10BirchCT04aInt He is the One Who Grows, He is the One Who Gives and He is the One Who Guides. MS10BirchCT04aInt Thanks to Him, the Treeminders have a home. MS10BirchCT05 He is the One Who Grows, He is the One Who Gives and He is the One Who Guides. MS10BirchCT05 No one speaks His name out of reverence for His majesty. MS10BirchCT05 Thanks to Him, the Treeminders have a home. MS10BirchCT06 He is the One Who Grows, He is the One Who Gives and He is the One Who Guides. MS10BirchCT06 No one speaks His name out of reverence for His majesty. MS10BirchCT06 Thanks to Him, the Treeminders have a home. MS10BirchCT07 We care for this place and keep it safe from those who would seek to exploit it. MS10BirchCT07 He gives to us, so we give back to Him. It's an arrangement that's worked well for almost two decades. MS10BirchCT07 We shun technology and embrace nature. That's the life of a Treeminder. MS10BirchCT07SC I would have preferred that He made the introduction, but I understand your hesitation. MS10BirchCT07SC The Great One is a god-tree. A living, breathing, speaking god-tree! MS10BirchCT07SC The Treeminders are blessed to have this being watch over us. MS10BirchCT08 Is it so strange to care for one's home and keep it safe from those who would seek to exploit it? MS10BirchCT08 He gives to us, so we give back to Him. It's an arrangement that's worked well for almost two decades. MS10BirchCT08 We shun technology and embrace nature. That's the life of a Treeminder. MS10BirchCT09 Ha ha ha. I don't expect you to understand everything you see here. After all, you carry the taint of technology upon you. MS10BirchCT09 Treeminders shun technology and embrace nature. All technology has brought the world is violence and death. MS10BirchCT10 Sadly, the Wasteland is a hostile place and sometimes we're forced to defend ourselves against it. MS10BirchCT10 If that means fighting with manufactured weapons, then so be it. MS10BirchCT10 Had He not asked to see you, you never would have gotten this close to the gates. MS10BirchCT11 The Wasteland is a hostile place and sometimes we're forced to defend ourselves against it. MS10BirchCT11 If that means fighting with manufactured weapons, then so be it. MS10BirchCT11 Had He not asked to see you, you never would have gotten this close to the gates. MS10BirchCT12 Listen my friend, I will forgive your insolent tone because He has asked to see you. MS10BirchCT12 But make no mistake. If you wish to cause trouble here, we have the means to defend ourselves. MS10BirchCTCeremony01 Very good! Take your place in front of the basin and let's begin. MS10BirchCTCeremony02 I understand, my friend. Preparing to meet Him takes much preparation and soul searching. MS10BirchCTCeremony02 You may walk about Oasis as you see fit, but please don't take too long. MS10BirchCTCeremony02 When you're ready to undergo the ceremony, just ask. MS10BirchCTCeremony03 Then you are free to go. He had requested to see you, but He said not to take you against your will. MS10BirchCTCeremony03 It saddens me greatly you don't wish to see Him, but you must follow your own path. MS10BirchCTCeremony03 If you change your mind, come speak to me and we'll begin again. MS10BirchCTDirect01 Yes. Indeed it does. Sorry I don't speak to Outsiders very often and I tend to get lost in conversation. MS10BirchCTDirect01 As you approached Oasis, He said you were coming and I was sent out to meet you personally with a request. MS10BirchCTDirect01 He wishes to meet with you. You'd be the first Outsider to do so in a very long time. MS10BirchCTDirect02 Yes, my apologies. I don't speak to Outsiders very often and I tend to get lost in conversation. MS10BirchCTDirect02 As you approached Oasis, He said you were coming and I was sent out to meet you personally with a request. MS10BirchCTDirect02 He wishes to meet with you. You'd be the first Outsider to do so in a very long time. MS10BirchCTDirect03 You have much to learn about patience, my friend. However, you are correct, I will get to the point. MS10BirchCTDirect03 As you approached Oasis, He said you were coming and I was sent out to meet you personally with a request. MS10BirchCTDirect03 He wishes to meet with you. You'd be the first Outsider to do so in a very long time. MS10BirchCTQuest01 Yes... person. MS10BirchCTQuest01 To meet Him, you must undergo the Ceremony of Purification. Once that's complete, you'll be able to speak to Him. MS10BirchCTQuest01 Whenever you're ready, we may begin. MS10BirchCTQuest02 Yes... person. MS10BirchCTQuest02 To meet Him, you must undergo the Ceremony of Purification. Once that's complete, you'll be able to speak to Him. MS10BirchCTQuest02 Whenever you're ready, we may begin. MS10BirchCTQuest03 To meet Him, you must undergo the Ceremony of Purification. Once that's complete, you'll be able to speak to Him. MS10BirchCTQuest03 Whenever you're ready, we may begin. MS10BirchCTQuest04 It's simple really. You drink the Sap from the basin here in the Pavilion. MS10BirchCTQuest04 The Sap will purify your mind and body of anything harmful that could possibly hurt Him. MS10BirchCTQuest04 I assure you, nothing harmful will happen to you. MS10BirchCTQuest05 There's no reason to be alarmed. MS10BirchCTQuest05 All that must be done is you must drink the Sap from the basin here in the Pavilion. MS10BirchCTQuest05 The Sap will purify your mind and body of anything harmful that could possibly hurt Him. MS10BirchCTQuest06 I'm afraid not. No one gets to see Him without first drinking the Sap from the basin here in the Pavilion. MS10BirchCTQuest06 The Sap will purify your mind and body of anything harmful that could possibly hurt Him. MS10BirchCTQuest06 Other than that, there's nothing more to the ceremony. MS10BirchEndgame01 In your short visit here I can see you've learned much. That's a rare gift in these turbulent times. MS10BirchEndgame01 I believe there are a few Treeminders who wish to speak to you before you depart. I think you'll find their appreciation quite rewarding. MS10BirchEndgame01 Good luck in all your journeys, my friend. I hope your time here has opened your heart as well as it opened your eyes. MS10BirchEndgame02 Perhaps you haven't learned quite as much as I hoped from your visit here, but I'm glad to see you made the right choice in the end. MS10BirchEndgame02 I believe there are a few Treeminders who wish to speak to you before you depart. I think you'll find their appreciation quite rewarding. MS10BirchEndgame02 Good luck in all your journeys, my friend. I hope your time here has opened your heart as well as it opened your eyes. MS10BirchEndgame03 I'm saddened that worldly possessions and wealth still drive you, but I'm glad to see you made the right choice in the end. MS10BirchEndgame03 I believe there are a few Treeminders who wish to speak to you before you depart. I think you'll find their appreciation quite rewarding. MS10BirchEndgame03 Good luck in all your journeys, my friend. I hope your time here has opened your heart as well as it opened your eyes. MS10BirchHDeadEndgame01 Before you reached His heart, He imparted his last words to me. He told me about his will to die and how I mistook this for some mystical sign. MS10BirchHDeadEndgame01 How could I have been so blind? How could I have mislead all these people? MS10BirchHDeadEndgame01 Perhaps if I would have spent more time getting to know Him, things would have turned out different. MS10BirchHDeadEndgame02 No, Outsider, my anger lay not with you, but with myself. MS10BirchHDeadEndgame02 Before you reached His heart, He imparted his last words to me. He told me about his will to die and how I mistook this for some mystical sign. MS10BirchHDeadEndgame02 How could I have been so blind? How could I have mislead all these people? MS10BirchHDeadEndgame02 Perhaps if I would have spent more time getting to know Him, things would have turned out different. MS10BirchHDeadEndgame03 You're words sting, Outsider. Normally I'd have you cast from this place for such a statement, but my eyes have been opened. MS10BirchHDeadEndgame03 Before you reached His heart, He imparted his last words to me. He told me about his will to die and how I mistook this for some mystical sign. MS10BirchHDeadEndgame03 How could I have been so blind? How could I have mislead all these people? MS10BirchHDeadEndgame03 Perhaps if I would have spent more time getting to know Him, things would have turned out different. MS10BirchHDeadEndgame04 Even though the Great One has left us, our memories of Him will never die. MS10BirchHDeadEndgame04 With Bloomseer Poplar's help, I'm confident we can keep Oasis alive and carry on as Treeminders. MS10BirchHDeadEndgame04 Go now, Outsider. Go but never forget the gifts the Great One bestowed upon us. MS10BirchHDeadEndgame05 Even though the Great One has left us, our memories of Him will never die. MS10BirchHDeadEndgame05 With Bloomseer Poplar's help, I'm confident we can keep Oasis alive and carry on as Treeminders. MS10BirchHDeadEndgame05 Go now, Outsider. Go but never forget the gifts the Great One bestowed upon us. MS10BirchHDeadEndgame06 Your words carry no remorse, no caring. MS10BirchHDeadEndgame06 I'm at a loss as to how this place failed to open your eyes, but more importantly, to open your heart. MS10BirchHDeadEndgame06 Go now, Outsider. Go and never look back. MS10BirchPostCT01 Oh, He's testing you now, just like He tested us! MS10BirchPostCT01 He wants to see if your faith is strong by spinning these incredible stories. Who else but a god could produce all of this? MS10BirchPostCT01 Don't worry, you'll soon see things as I do. MS10BirchPostCT02 Oh, He's testing you now, just like He tested us! MS10BirchPostCT02 He wants to see if your faith is strong by spinning these incredible stories. Who else but a god could produce all of this? MS10BirchPostCT02 Don't worry, you'll soon see things as I do. MS10BirchPostCT03 Oh, He's testing you now, just like He tested us! MS10BirchPostCT03 He wants to see if your faith is strong by spinning these incredible stories. Who else but a god could produce all of this? MS10BirchPostCT03 Don't worry, you'll soon see things as I do. MS10BirchPostCT04 Yes, I've been pondering that riddle myself for some time now and I think I know what He's trying to tell us. MS10BirchPostCT04 The Great One's influence is growing and soon it will break free of the confines of this secluded vale. MS10BirchPostCT04 We can't allow Oasis to call attention to itself like that. It would be the end of Him. MS10BirchPostCT04a The Great One does tend to speak in riddles, but if that is His way, then so be it. MS10BirchPostCT04a My talks with Him have become quite puzzling of late. I think He's beginning to fear His future. MS10BirchPostCT04a The Great One's influence is growing and soon it will break free of the confines of this secluded vale. MS10BirchPostCT04a We can't allow Oasis to call attention to itself like that. It would be the end of Him. MS10BirchPostCT05 Yes, I've been pondering that riddle myself for some time now and I think I know what He's trying to tell us. MS10BirchPostCT05 The Great One's influence is growing and soon it will break free of the confines of this secluded vale. MS10BirchPostCT05 We can't allow Oasis to call attention to itself like that. It would be the end of Him. MS10BirchPostCT06 That's it! You are no longer welcome in Oasis! Get out IMMEDIATELY! MS10BirchPostCT06 If you remain here against my wishes, we'll have no choice but to put you down! MS10BirchPostCT06 I've had enough of your blasphemy! MS10BirchPostCT06 I've tolerated it this long because you're an Outsider, but no more. If you wish to test me again, you'll find yourself banished from Oasis! MS10BirchPostCT07 If the same sap that you drank to purify yourself could be applied to His heart, it should stop the spread. MS10BirchPostCT07 I can promise you no harm would come to Him. That's all I ask of you, Outsider. Nothing more, nothing less. MS10BirchPostCT08 You misinterpret His words, my friend. He wants you to extinguish that which seeks to make Him vulnerable. MS10BirchPostCT08 If the same sap that you drank to purify yourself could be applied to His heart, it should stop the spread. MS10BirchPostCT08 I can promise you no harm would come to Him. That's all I ask of you, Outsider. Nothing more, nothing less. MS10BirchPostCT09 That's it! You are no longer welcome in Oasis! Get out IMMEDIATELY! MS10BirchPostCT09 If you remain here against my wishes, we'll have no choice but to put you down! MS10BirchPostCT09 I've had enough of your blasphemy! MS10BirchPostCT09 I've tolerated it this long because you're an Outsider, but no more. If you wish to test me again, you'll find yourself banished from Oasis! MS10BirchStartCT01 I'm sorry, in my excitement, I got ahead of myself. MS10BirchStartCT01 I'm Tree Father Birch, and I have the great fortune of being leader of His people, the Treeminders. MS10BirchStartCT01 Beyond that gate is our home, Oasis. MS10BirchStartCT02 I'm sorry, in my excitement, I got ahead of myself. MS10BirchStartCT02 I'm Tree Father Birch, and I have the great fortune of being leader of His people, the Treeminders. MS10BirchStartCT02 Beyond that gate is our home, Oasis. MS10BirchStartCT03 I am wearing the clothes of a Treeminder. We shed our Wasteland garments like the ones you're wearing long ago. MS10BirchStartCT04 I'm sorry, in my excitement, I got ahead of myself. MS10BirchStartCT04 I'm Tree Father Birch, and I have the great fortune of being leader of His people, the Treeminders. MS10BirchStartCT04 Beyond that gate is our home, Oasis. MS10BirchStartCT05 Excellent! Please, follow me. All will be explained soon. MS10BirchStartCT06 Why, He is of course. MS10BirchStartCT06 If you'll just follow me to the Pavilion, all will be explained. MS10BirchStartCT07 Yes, we're the Treeminders. We're His people. MS10BirchStartCT07 If you'll just follow me inside to the Pavilion, all will be explained. MS10BirchStartCT08 I can promise you that if you leave, you'll be missing out on a great honor. Not many have even seen Him before, and yet he wants to speak to you. MS10BirchStartCT08 Please, I beg you. Don't make Him wait any longer. Follow me inside to the Pavilion, and I promise all will be explained! MS10BirchStartCT09 Excellent! Please, follow me. All will be explained soon. MS10BirchStartCT10 I'm very saddened to hear that, a great opportunity like this may come only once in a lifetime. MS10BirchStartCT10 If you wish to return and speak to me, talk to Branchtender Maple. She'll allow you to go inside. MS10BirchStartCT10 All I ask is you keep our existence a secret. Too many out there in the Wasteland would seek to exploit Him. Farewell. MS10BirchStartCT10a I'm very saddened to hear that, a great opportunity like this may come only once in a lifetime. MS10BirchStartCT10a If you wish to return and speak to me, talk to Branchtender Maple. She'll allow you to go inside. MS10BirchStartCT10a All I ask is you keep our existence a secret. Too many out there in the Wasteland would seek to exploit Him. Farewell. MS10FinEndgameDiscuss01 So, they really need me that badly, huh? I guess I never thought of it that way. Awfully selfish of me. MS10FinEndgameDiscuss01 Should we give them another chance, Herbert? MS10FinEndgameDiscuss01 Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert. MS10FinEndgameDiscuss02 No, I suppose you aren't. My mistake for making you do something you didn't want to do in the first place I guess. MS10FinEndgameDiscuss02 Still, maybe it's all for the best. I mean, I've been talking with Birch and they really seem to need me. MS10FinEndgameDiscuss02 What do you say Herbert, should I give them another chance? MS10FinEndgameDiscuss02 Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert. MS10FinEndgameDiscuss03 I can't say I blame you. Its my mistake for making you do something you didn't want to do in the first place I guess. MS10FinEndgameDiscuss03 Still, maybe it's all for the best. I mean, I've been talking with Birch and they really seem to need me. MS10FinEndgameDiscuss03 What do you say Herbert, should I give them another chance? MS10FinEndgameDiscuss03 Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert. MS10FinGoodbyes Now don't get crazy on me and start wearing branches... MS10FinGoodbyes Come back and visit me some time. MS10FinGoodbyes Okay! Wave bye-bye Bob! Oh come one, move a branch at least... sigh. MS10FinTLReward I somehow knew you'd be the one to make the changes that Leaf Mother Laurel desired. MS10FinTLReward I helped to create the hoods that you see all Treeminders wear. It's said that the cloth has a part of the Great One's spirit woven into the fibers. MS10FinTLReward I present this to you as thanks. Wear this with pride and bring the message of renewal to all the corners of the Wasteland. MS10FinTLReward I helped to create the garb that you see all Treeminders wear. It's said that the cloth has a part of the Great One's spirit woven into the fibers. MS10FinTLReward I present this to you as thanks. Wear this with pride but tell no one where it came from or Oasis may face as yet a greater peril. MS10FinTLReward We're very much alike, you and I. We both searched the Wasteland seeking answers, but I found my answer here. MS10FinTLReward I hope one day you'll find what you're looking for. I know it's out there somewhere... just be patient. MS10FinTLReward Here, please take this relic of my older days. Perhaps it will help you on your journey. MS10FinTLReward I've never known someone to show as much caring as you did towards us. It seems to be rare to run into anyone like that anymore. MS10FinTLReward That's partly why I never returned to my former life after I found myself in this place. MS10FinTLReward Allow me to present a piece of my past to you, friend. Perhaps it will serve you better than it served me. MS10FinTLReward Yeah, I think you're pretty swell for someone from Out There! And... and you were really nice to me too. MS10FinTLReward I was gonna give this to my bestest friend Harold, but he doesn't have pockets, the silly-head! MS10FinTLReward This is a charm that my parents gave me for my fifth birthday. It's really neat! Take it! MS10FinTLReward Yes, I believe Branchtender Linden, Bloomseer Poplar and my little Yew mentioned they had some things for you as gifts. MS10FinTLReward Such is our tradition when honored guests are preparing to leave. MS10FinTLReward Yes, I believe Branchtender Linden and Bloomseer Poplar mentioned they had some things for you as gifts. MS10FinTLReward Such is our tradition when honored guests are preparing to leave. MS10FinTLReward Yes, I believe Branchtender Maple, Branchtender Cypress and my little Yew mentioned they had some things for you as gifts. MS10FinTLReward Such is our tradition when honored guests are preparing to leave. MS10FinTLReward Yes, I believe Branchtender Maple and Branchtender Cypress mentioned they had some things for you as gifts. MS10FinTLReward Such is our tradition when honored guests are preparing to leave. MS10HaroldCantSee Please, I can't very well speak to you when you're back there. MS10HaroldCantSee Come around to where I can see you. MS10HaroldCantSee Stand where I can see you. MS10HaroldCT01
I wish I was too. Then me and Herbert could be the best of friends and live side by side.
MS10HaroldCT01 He's the tree, you see. We're old pals... the best of buddies and we know each other inside and out; literally. MS10HaroldCT01 Well, his name's really Bob. I think it's funny to call him Herbert. But I don't think he thinks it's that funny. MS10HaroldCT02 Neither have I. Well, I mean I talk to Herbert, but he never really says anything back. MS10HaroldCT02 He kept growing around me, maybe for calling him Herbert all the time. His name's really Bob. I think it's funny when I call him Herbert though. MS10HaroldCT03 Where? You mean in here? Nah, it's just me and Herbert. He's the tree. MS10HaroldCT03 We're old pals... the best of buddies and we know each other inside and out; literally. MS10HaroldCT03 Well, his name's really Bob. I think it's funny to call him Herbert. But I don't think he thinks it's that funny. MS10HaroldCT04 I know they mean well... and for awhile it was nice to be needed. But I'm not sure I want to be a giant tree anymore. MS10HaroldCT04 Well, truth be told it's Herbert that's the tree. He sorta just took over, you know? Probably to get back at me for calling him Herbert all the time. MS10HaroldCT04 His name's really Bob. I think it's funny when I call him Herbert though. MS10HaroldCT05 Well, I suppose you could look at it that way. See, Bob used to ride around on top of my head, sunk his roots right in there, ya know? MS10HaroldCT05 Well, eventually he got bigger than me, and then I pretty much ended up inside. MS10HaroldCT06 Well, you're quite clever. MS10HaroldCT06 See, Bob used to ride around on top of my head, sunk his roots right in there, ya know? MS10HaroldCT06 Well, eventually he got bigger than me, and then I pretty much ended up inside. MS10HaroldCT07 Not very bright, are you? MS10HaroldCT07 Bob, that's the tree, used to ride around on top of my head, sunk his roots right in there, ya know? MS10HaroldCT07 Well, eventually he got bigger than me, and then I pretty much ended up inside. MS10HaroldCT08 It was a long time ago... I tend to lose track. MS10HaroldCT08 I was exploring some sort of a military base with some other people... I think it was called Mariposa. MS10HaroldCT08 We were pretty deep inside and we found some weird vats of this nasty green goo. Right when we were about to leave, I think we were attacked. MS10HaroldCT08 Last thing I remember before blacking out was something knocking my friend into the stuff. MS10HaroldCT08Science Whoa-ho! Check out the brain on this guy! MS10HaroldCT08Science It was a long time ago... I tend to lose track. MS10HaroldCT08Science I was exploring some sort of a military base with some other people... I think it was called Mariposa. MS10HaroldCT08Science We were pretty deep inside and we found some weird vats of this nasty green goo. Right when we were about to leave, I think we were attacked. MS10HaroldCT08Science Last thing I remember before blacking out was something knocking my friend into the stuff. MS10HaroldCT09 It was a long time ago... I tend to lose track. MS10HaroldCT09 I was exploring some sort of a military base with some other people... I think it was called Mariposa. MS10HaroldCT09 We were pretty deep inside and we found some weird vats of this nasty green goo. Right when we were about to leave, I think we were attacked. MS10HaroldCT09 Last thing I remember before blacking out was something knocking my friend into the stuff. MS10HaroldCT10 Yes, perhaps it doesn't even matter anyway. Forget I mentioned it. MS10HaroldDirect01 You have no idea how glad I am to hear that. Or, we're glad to hear that... me and Bob. MS10HaroldDirect01 I had you brought in here to ask a very simple favor. MS10HaroldDirect01 Would you please kill me? MS10HaroldDirect02 Yes, yes I do. Or I guess WE do... me and Bob that is. MS10HaroldDirect02 I had you brought in here to ask a very simple favor. MS10HaroldDirect02 Would you please kill me? MS10HaroldDirect03 Yes, you're right of course, I completely agree. Or I guess WE completely agree... me and Bob that is. MS10HaroldDirect03 I had you brought in here to ask a very simple favor. MS10HaroldDirect03 Would you please kill me? MS10HaroldEndgame01 So, they really need me that badly, huh? I guess I never thought of it that way. Awfully selfish of me. MS10HaroldEndgame01 Should we give them another chance, Herbert? MS10HaroldEndgame01 Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert. MS10HaroldEndgame02 No, I suppose you aren't. My mistake for making you do something you didn't want to do in the first place I guess. MS10HaroldEndgame02 Still, maybe it's all for the best. I mean, I've been talking with Birch and they really seem to need me. MS10HaroldEndgame02 What do you say Herbert, should I give them another chance? MS10HaroldEndgame02 Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert. MS10HaroldEndgame03 I can't say I blame you. Its my mistake for making you do something you didn't want to do in the first place I guess. MS10HaroldEndgame03 Still, maybe it's all for the best. I mean, I've been talking with Birch and they really seem to need me. MS10HaroldEndgame03 What do you say Herbert, should I give them another chance? MS10HaroldEndgame03 Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert. MS10HaroldNameReveal01 No, no. Herbert is the tree... Bob is his real name, but I call him Herbert cause I think it's pretty funny. MS10HaroldNameReveal01 But I'm still in here too, what's left of me. The name's Harold. MS10HaroldNameReveal02 No, no. Herbert is the tree... Bob is his real name, but I call him Herbert cause I think it's pretty funny. MS10HaroldNameReveal02 But I'm still in here too, what's left of me. The name's Harold. MS10HaroldNameReveal03 No, no. Herbert is the tree... Bob is his real name, but I call him Herbert cause I think it's pretty funny. MS10HaroldNameReveal03 But I'm still in here too, what's left of me. The name's Harold. MS10HaroldQuest01 Oh no, no, no. It wouldn't be murder. You'd be doing me a favor. MS10HaroldQuest01 You see, I've been stuck here for over two decades now... rooted right into the ground. MS10HaroldQuest01 The only friends I've got are Bob and those weirdos out there who think I'm a god. MS10HaroldQuest02 Completely serious. You'd be doing me a favor. MS10HaroldQuest02 You see, I've been stuck here for over two decades now... rooted right into the ground. MS10HaroldQuest02 The only friends I've got are Bob and those weirdos out there who think I'm a god. MS10HaroldQuest03 I wish it was that simple. No, no. There's only one way you're going to be able to do this for me. MS10HaroldQuest04 How to put this? ...I've been feeling rather "spread out" lately. I think Bob's kinda shoved my insides around some. MS10HaroldQuest04 It's hard to tell where everything is, but it's always that way with one's insides, isn't it? MS10HaroldQuest04 Anyway, I believe Bob's carried some of my organs into his root system. I want you to go underground and destroy my heart. MS10HaroldQuest05 Oh no, don't worry about them. When you decide to go down there, I'll have a little chat with Birch and the rest of the gang. MS10HaroldQuest05 They usually don't understand a word I say, but I'll make them come around. MS10HaroldQuest06 Now how exactly am I supposed to do that? I can barely move anymore. MS10HaroldQuest06 Thanks to Bob, I'm obviously not going to be doing anything for a very long time. MS10HaroldQuest07 You will? Oh! You've made us so happy! Isn't that right Bob? MS10HaroldQuest07 Just give me a little time to say goodbye to good old Bob and then I'll be ready. MS10HaroldQuest08 Of all the Wastelanders I had to bump into it has to be one with a conscience. MS10HaroldQuest08 Let's keep it an open invitation then. I don't want to wait until the next person visits, it could be years. MS10HaroldQuest08 Just think about it, okay? MS10HaroldQuest09 Of course. I know this is an unusual request, but hey, I'm an unusual tree. Well, Bob is anyway... MS10HaroldQuest09 We'll just keep it an open invitation then. I don't want to wait until the next person visits, it could be years... you're all I've got. MS10HaroldQuest10 Well, I used to carry those pesky caps a long time ago, but I think my pockets are in those shrubs over yonder. MS10HaroldQuest10 I'm pretty sure the caves below me are full of all kinds of nifty gizmos you could take on your way to my heart. Help yourself! MS10LaurelEndgame01 In your short visit here I can see you've learned much. That's a rare gift in these turbulent times. MS10LaurelEndgame01 I believe there are a few Treeminders who wish to speak to you before you depart. I think you'll find their appreciation quite rewarding. MS10LaurelEndgame01 Good luck in all your journeys, my friend. I hope your time here has opened your heart as well as it opened your eyes. MS10LaurelEndgame02 Perhaps you haven't learned quite as much as I hoped from your visit here, but I'm glad to see you made the right choice in the end. MS10LaurelEndgame02 I believe there are a few Treeminders who wish to speak to you before you depart. I think you'll find their appreciation quite rewarding. MS10LaurelEndgame02 Good luck in all your journeys, my friend. I hope your time here has opened your heart as well as it opened your eyes. MS10LaurelEndgame03 I'm saddened that worldly possessions and wealth still drive you, but I'm glad to see you made the right choice in the end. MS10LaurelEndgame03 I believe there are a few Treeminders who wish to speak to you before you depart. I think you'll find their appreciation quite rewarding. MS10LaurelEndgame03 Good luck in all your journeys, my friend. I hope your time here has opened your heart as well as it opened your eyes. MS10LaurelPostCT01 Of course we do! He yearns to share His miracles with the whole world... to give the gift of life back to the dead Wasteland! MS10LaurelPostCT01 It's upsetting Him to no end, but Birch can't see the pain its causing. MS10LaurelPostCT01 But now that you're here, I have a feeling the winds are about to change. MS10LaurelPostCT02 Of course we do! He yearns to share His miracles with the whole world... to give the gift of life back to the dead Wasteland! MS10LaurelPostCT02 It's upsetting Him to no end, but Birch can't see the pain its causing. MS10LaurelPostCT02 But now that you're here, I have a feeling the winds are about to change. MS10LaurelPostCT03 I can understand your frustration. Seeing Him in so much pain makes me feel a sense of sadness in my heart too. MS10LaurelPostCT03 The Great One yearns to share His miracles with the whole world... to give the gift of life back to the dead Wasteland! MS10LaurelPostCT03 Now that you're here, I have a feeling the winds are about to change. MS10LaurelPostCT04 I heard what my husband wanted you to do. What I propose is an alternative. MS10LaurelPostCT04 The same person that created the sap also created this Liniment. If you can reach His heart, it will assist in making His influence increase. MS10LaurelPostCT04 Instead of centuries, the Wasteland will become green in mere decades! Just imagine how glorious that would be! MS10LaurelPostCT05 I heard what my husband wanted you to do. What I propose is an alternative. MS10LaurelPostCT05 The same person that created the sap also created this Liniment. If you can reach His heart, it will assist in making His influence increase. MS10LaurelPostCT05 Instead of centuries, the Wasteland will become green in mere decades! Just imagine how glorious that would be! MS10LaurelPostCT06 I heard what my husband wanted you to do. What I propose is an alternative. MS10LaurelPostCT06 The same person that created the sap also created this Liniment. If you can reach His heart, it will assist in making His influence increase. MS10LaurelPostCT06 Instead of centuries, the Wasteland will become green in mere decades! Just imagine how glorious that would be! MS10MapleEntry01 I was hoping you'd say that. Please, proceed inside. MS10MapleEntry02 Oh! Well, let me know if you change your mind. MS10MapleEntry03 Sorry, I believe that duty lay with Tree Father Birch. MS10TLBirchLaurelTopic They're the best parents ever! MS10TLBirchLaurelTopic I've only known them for a very short time, but when I first arrived they immediately took me in and treated me just like a son. MS10TLBirchLaurelTopic There aren't many people in the world left like that. MS10TLBirchLaurelTopic Lately, things have gotten a bit worse between them. It sometimes takes months for them to agree on things. MS10TLBirchLaurelTopic I know they love each other greatly, but I'm afraid the strain of leadership is tearing them apart. MS10TLBirchLaurelTopic I wish they wouldn't argue so much. It makes everyone uncomfortable. MS10TLBirchLaurelTopic I think this place would be lost if it weren't for them. MS10TLBirchLaurelTopic There's no telling what fate may have befallen the Great One if someone like the godless Raiders had gotten here first. MS10TLBurn Oh, no no no no! Fire would be too painful for me and poor old Bob. Keep that stuff away from us! MS10TLBurn The heart would be just fine... I won't feel a thing. MS10TLCaves Oasis is located near what used to be an old mining town before the bombs fell. MS10TLCaves When the attacks started about 200 years ago, many people took shelter in the natural caves that dotted the area. MS10TLCaves The old gate that stands at the mouth of Oasis Cave is the last piece of architecture from those days. MS10TLCaves Just like a cancer would infest our bodies, the caves below us are infested with vermin. MS10TLCaves You'd do well to be cautious down there, we've lost a few Treeminders in the past. MS10TLCaves If the Great One knows you to be worthy of his grace, he will allow you to pass through to his heart. MS10TLCaves Be wary of the water in the caves, I fear they still carry the sting of radiation from the bombs. MS10TLCaves My parents told me never to go past the old gate... there are monsters in there! MS10TLCaves Sure. Here you go. Good luck to you! MS10TLCaves Leave it to good old Bob to get me stuck above some caves. Now my dang feet are cold! MS10TLCaves01 I think the best way for you to get down there would be to get the key from the one those loonies call "Cypress." MS10TLCaves01 There's supposed to be some old gate or something back in the other grove. MS10TLCaves02 Sometimes I feel stuff tickling me, but I think that's just Bob getting back at me for all the times I called him Herbert. MS10TLCeremony Very good! Take your place in front of the basin and let's begin. MS10TLCeremony Very good! Take your place in front of the basin and let's begin. MS10TLDeath I've been literally rooted to this spot thanks to Bob for maybe twenty or thirty years... I can't even remember anymore. MS10TLDeath Can you imagine being stuck in one place for that long not being able to eat or to read or to sleep or anything? MS10TLDeath In the meantime, I have these Treeminders bothering me every day about things I don't even care about. I can't stand it anymore. MS10TLDeath01 I've tried to stay happy, really I have. Bloomseer Poplar thinks I'll live for hundreds of years... maybe even more! MS10TLDeath01 Can you imagine THAT? Stuck here for centuries? I can't do it, I just want to be alone. Just me and Bob until the end. MS10TLDeath01 When I saw you coming towards Oasis, I thought I felt that you'd understand me. I guess I was wrong. MS10TLDeath02 I knew you would. That's why I picked you when I saw you coming. MS10TLDeath03 Hey, I thought that too... at first. MS10TLDeath03 I had them sing me songs, I made them do stupid dances and things like that. Bob even told me to make Maple stand on his head for a whole day! MS10TLDeath03 After a while though, it just gets boring. Then it becomes a nuisance and now it's completely driving me nuts! MS10TLDeath03 When I saw you coming towards Oasis, I thought I felt that you'd understand me. I guess I was wrong. MS10TLDeath04 Maybe I'm just losing my mind from all this boredom, but I swear if I try I can see all around me like my eyes are in every leaf on every tree. MS10TLDeath04 I think it's making Bob kind of jealous, cause he was the first tree in my life and all that. MS10TLDeath05 I'm telling you, it is possible, or maybe I'm just losing my mind from all this boredom. MS10TLDeath05 I swear if I try real hard, I can see all around me like my eyes are in every leaf on every tree. MS10TLDeath05 I think it's making Bob kind of jealous, cause he was the first tree in my life and all that. MS10TLDeath06 You have a point there. Maybe I'm just losing my marbles from all this boredom. MS10TLDeath06 I swear if I try real hard, I can see all around me like my eyes are in every leaf on every tree. MS10TLDeath06 I think it's making Bob kind of jealous, cause he was the first tree in my life and all that. MS10TLDoNow I'll mourn Him with every ounce of my being. This has been a tremendous loss to the world. MS10TLDoNow If anything, this place will become a memorial to Him lest we may forget. MS10TLDoNow Rejoice in the knowledge that one day all the barren rock and sand of this dead Wasteland will become vibrant with green once again! MS10TLDoNow There's so much to prepare for, so much to do! MS10TLDoNow I'll remain hopeful that someday Birch will come to his senses and realize we may not only be the only Treeminders, but the last of them as well. MS10TLDoNow I will do my best to honor the Great One's memory by tending this place until my dying day. MS10TLDoNow If anything, this place will become a memorial to Him lest we may forget. MS10TLDoNow Although his influence will spread through the Wasteland one day, that day is still a long way off. MS10TLDoNow For now, we'll remain ever vigilant and watch the Wasteland for anything that could threaten this sanctuary. MS10TLDoNow Now that Oasis is safe, we do what we always do. We remain ever vigilant and watch the Wasteland for anything that could threaten this sanctuary. MS10TLDoNow Now that Harold's gone, I lost my bestest friend! All I want to do is cry! MS10TLDoNow I dunno, maybe go play with Harold? I wanna hear another one of his super swell stories! MS10TLDoNow Look to the future and seek the true meaning of what transpired here. If there's an answer out there somewhere, I'll find it. MS10TLDoNow I'll do what I do best. I'll make sure Oasis never falls even if it means my own death. MS10TLDoNow Whatever the Tree Father or Leaf Mother would have me do, I'm still theirs to obey. MS10TLDoNow I'll remain here and help in anyway that I can. I owe them my life, and I intend to repay that debt until my last breath. MS10TLFuture Please, I must rest a day's time before I can again see into the future... I find the experience quite draining. MS10TLFuture I see four-leaf clovers in the sky with time as their deadliest adversary. MS10TLFuture I see a woman searching in vain for a relative long lost. MS10TLFuture I feel the torment of a man who returns home and discovers the changes his absence has wrought. MS10TLFuture I divine a great document and the passages that changed the face of the world. MS10TLFuture I see four headless men and a being robbed of its dignity. MS10TLFuture I picture a place of great sorrow where men are traded for money and treated like Brahmin. MS10TLFuture I see a selfish man who lives among the clouds playing a dangerous game with the lives of those below him. MS10TLFuture I see a mysterious man and a town on the brink of destruction. MS10TLFuture I divine a group of individuals who society views as monsters and a town suspended above the ground. MS10TLFuture I feel people's hatred and love for a man who hunts men that aren't men. MS10TLFuture I see a great leader whose message carries through time as a rallying cry to the oppressed and a warning to the oppressors. MS10TLFuture I hear the cry of a woman obsessed and the man who desires her. MS10TLFuture I discern a lonely child trapped in a city on fire. MS10TLFuture I divine an endless search for knowledge to help others survive the desolation. MS10TLFuture I see a clash between insects and industry and the men that control them. MS10TLFuture I see a town in need of a savior and a woman in red. MS10TLGoodbye Don't worry, Herbert, he'll be back. Ha! I love that one... gets me every time. MS10TLGoodbye Don't worry, Herbert, she'll be back. Ha! I love that one... gets me every time. MS10TLGoodbye See you later... well, maybe not if you do what I've asked. MS10TLGoodbye Oh okay... I guess me and Bob will see you again soon. MS10TLGrow In what we call the Harvest Month, the Great One creates seeds among his branches within seed pods. MS10TLGrow At the end of this time, the pods open and the seeds are carried quite easily upon the wind. It's quite beautiful. MS10TLGrow Wherever the seeds take purchase, they grow into trees, plants, grass or all manner of wonderful things. MS10TLGrow It's kind of embarrassing really. Once a year, Bob decides he's going to go ahead and start growing these weird pods filled with tiny seeds. MS10TLGrow Well, all it takes is a good wind and the seeds just fly everywhere. MS10TLGrow I call them Herbert's Seeds. He hates that! MS10TLHaroldPoplarTopic01 Oh, if only Tree Father Birch saw it as you do! Of everyone, he's been here the longest. MS10TLHaroldPoplarTopic01 You'd think he'd realize that this place won't remain a secret forever. The caravans know about it and you found it. MS10TLHaroldPoplarTopic01 How long before someone comes to take this place by force? No, I say allow this place to grow and that issue becomes moot. MS10TLHaroldPoplarTopic02 You'd think they'd realize that this place won't remain a secret forever. The caravans know about it and you happened upon it. MS10TLHaroldPoplarTopic02 How long before someone comes to take this place by force? No, I say allow Oasis to grow and that issue becomes moot. MS10TLHaroldPoplarTopic03 Heresy? Not at all. Leaf Mother Laurel's word is just as binding as Tree Father Birch's. I have no obligation to follow one or the other. MS10TLHaroldPoplarTopic03 How dare you speak to a Bloomseer like that! I know our laws better than any Outsider would! Now begone! MS10TLHaroldTopic Oh, you mean Harold? He's really nice. Sometimes when I get really lonely, I go into the Grove and talk to him. MS10TLHaroldTopic Sometimes I even curl up all cozy like and sleep next to his roots after I have a bad dream. MS10TLHaroldTopic I tell him what I'm scared of and he tells me what he's scared of. It makes me feel better knowing I'm not the only one. MS10TLHaroldTopic That's okay, I like talking about Harold's... he's really nice... he's my best friend! MS10TLHaroldTopic Sometimes I even curl up all cozy like and sleep next to his roots after I have a bad dream. MS10TLHaroldTopic I tell him what I'm scared of and he tells me what he's scared of. It makes me feel better knowing I'm not the only one. MS10TLHaroldTopic He is the Great One. The Tree Father of Tree Fathers. There is no greater being in the world than He. MS10TLHaroldTopic I've dedicated my life to protecting this place from the outside world and I will never fail in that duty. MS10TLHaroldTopic Well, I'm not so sure the Great One is a god... I mean, I don't believe in that sort of thing. MS10TLHaroldTopic However, I am beginning to realize He's special... something greater than any of the creatures in the Wasteland. MS10TLHaroldTopic Being in His presence gives me the greatest sense of peace I've ever felt in my entire life. MS10TLHaroldTopic Look around you, Outsider. This place wasn't built by man or made by a machine. This place is a miracle and only a god can perform a miracle. MS10TLHaroldTopic He's not my god, He's everyone's god. You, me, everyone. This place isn't meant for just the Treeminders, it's for all mankind. MS10TLHaroldTopic Like I said, He's everyone's god. This place isn't meant for just the Treeminders, it's for all mankind. MS10TLHaroldWantstoDieTopic What?! How can you say something so awful and terrible?! Leave me alone, I never wanna talk to you again! MS10TLHaroldYewTopic01 Awww, I never knew an Outsider could be scared of anything! MS10TLHaroldYewTopic01 Harold told me that he's scared of fire. If fire ever got on him, it would burn him and Bob until they were all gone. MS10TLHaroldYewTopic01 That's why we keep the fires far away from him. MS10TLHaroldYewTopic01SC Awww, I never knew an Outsider could be scared of anything! MS10TLHaroldYewTopic01SC Harold told me that he's scared of fire. If fire ever got on him, it would burn him and Bob until they were all gone. MS10TLHaroldYewTopic01SC That's why we keep the fires far away from him. MS10TLHaroldYewTopic02 Sorry, that's only for secrets between friends! MS10TLHaroldYewTopic03 Hey! He's not a tree! He's my friend! Don't be mean. MS10TLHaroldYewTopic04 Hey! He's not a monster! You meanie! I never wanna talk to you again! MS10TLJoinTopic I was born here, silly! MS10TLJoinTopic I was brought here by His will. I heard his calling, and I followed. MS10TLJoinTopic I believe only a few are worthy enough to find this place, and I'm honored to be among them. MS10TLJoinTopic That's why I dread the day Oasis overgrows its boundaries. MS10TLJoinTopic I was brought here by His will. I heard his calling, and I followed. Isn't it wonderful? MS10TLJoinTopic I was found dying in the Wastes not far from here by a trader caravan. They knew about this place and brought me to Bloomseer Poplar. MS10TLJoinTopic She nursed me back to health, and I've stayed ever since. MS10TLJoinTopic There isn't much more to the story. I was dying and these people saved my life, so here I'll remain. MS10TLJoinTopic My father was a healer like myself. He had the most curious books I would read about trees and plants and their medicinal properties. MS10TLJoinTopic Many years later, I heard a rumor about a place such as this. I spent a decade in search of it. MS10TLJoinTopic I've been in this wonderful place for over fifteen years now. MS10TLJoinTopic I was an Outsider like yourself... wandering the world aimlessly, wasting my life trying to seek my fortune. MS10TLJoinTopic When my eyes beheld the splendor of Oasis, I knew I'd found a holy place. Tree Father Birch allowed me to stay and I've been here ever since. MS10TLLindenJoinTopic01 I was a Brotherhood of Steel Outcast. We had a deep patrol out here, looking for some tech and then got jumped by some Deathclaws. MS10TLLindenJoinTopic01 They shredded everyone else and left me bleeding to death. If it wasn't for Oasis and Bloomseer Poplar, I'd be dead right now. MS10TLLindenJoinTopic01 Honestly, I've never seen anything like this place... it's beautiful. It's a shame only a few people will ever get to see it. MS10TLLindenJoinTopic02 I felt I owed these people for bringing me back from the brink. MS10TLLindenJoinTopic02 Honestly, I've never seen anything like this place... it's beautiful. It's a shame only a few people will ever get to see it. MS10TLLindenJoinTopic03 You have a lot of nerve! We've shown you nothing but hospitality and then instead of thanks, you chose to hurl insults? MS10TLLindenJoinTopic03 I'm all for sharing Oasis with the rest of the Wasteland, but if you're an example of what we face in doing so, perhaps it's a mistake! MS10TLMapleJoinTopic01 Exactly! MS10TLMapleJoinTopic01 You make me smile, Outsider. It's people like you who give me hope that everyone out there isn't lost. MS10TLMapleJoinTopic02 I suppose so, but you found it. How many others will stumble across Oasis? Will they be friendly? MS10TLMapleJoinTopic02 I'm worried Outsider, I'm truly worried. MS10TLMapleJoinTopic03 And watch as He is prodded and picked apart by those who seek to exploit Him? MS10TLMapleJoinTopic03 I will never allow that! He must remain safe and we will be His guardians! MS10TLTaskTalk Certainly, please ask them. MS10TLTaskTalk By all means, ask away. MS10TLTaskTalk01 The Great One has not yet allowed us entry below ground. We were uncertain as to why until you arrived. MS10TLTaskTalk01 I would if I was able, but He will not allow us entry. His roots bar the door, and we have yet to earn the right to pass. MS10TLTaskTalk02 Of course I am. I know everything that goes on in Oasis. Laurel is free to pursue whatever path she chooses. MS10TLTaskTalk02 A long time ago, it was agreed that the Tree Father and the Leaf Mother hold equal say. I don't seek to change those customs. MS10TLTaskTalk02 I just hope that when the time comes, you'll make the right choice. MS10TLTaskTalk03 The Liniment was made by Bloomseer Poplar. Her knowledge of His gifts and how they can be used to help us is nothing short of astounding. MS10TLTaskTalk03 Bloomseer Poplar has a unique understanding of the innate power that lay dormant in the plants you see around you. MS10TLTaskTalk03 She created the sap with the knowledge she brought to us from the Wasteland. MS10TLTaskTalk04 The entrance to the caves is to the southwest of the Pavilion. MS10TLTaskTalk04 You'll find the entrance in the southwestern part of Oasis. MS10TLTreeminder Actually, you already did some of it. I had to do the Ceremony and meet with the Great One. MS10TLTreeminder Then Tree Father Birch taught me everything I needed to know about Oasis and how it has to remain a secret. MS10TLTreeminder That's why I'm so worried. I just think letting this place spread into the Wasteland would be an unwise decision. MS10TLTreeminder Like I said before, thanks to Tree Father Birch, I learned everything I needed to know about Oasis and how it has to remain a secret. MS10TLTreeminder That's why I'm so worried. I just think letting this place spread into the Wasteland would be an unwise decision. MS10TLTreeminder Just get born I guess. He he! You're funny! MS10TLTreeminder I had to accept the ideals of Tree Father Birch and cast away my dependence on technology. MS10TLTreeminder I sort of fell into it I guess. I woke up here and I just stayed. After a while, I became one of them. MS10TLTreeminder I was the third one to arrive here in Oasis. Tree Father Birch was a bit wary at first, but Leaf Mother Laurel convinced him to let me stay. MS10TLTreeminder If she hadn't been around, I doubt Birch would have let me stay here. MS10TLTreeminder After a while, they taught me their ways and together we developed the Ceremony of Purification that you undertook. MS10TLTreeminder Please, go right ahead. MS10TLTreeminder Of course. We're quite open about everything here. MS10TLTreeminder01 I'm afraid I can take none of the credit for my husband's creation. MS10TLTreeminder01 I arrived perhaps a year after him, well after he established the Treeminders. MS10TLTreeminder01 When I first beheld the glory of the Great One, I knew there'd be others who would seek to do Him harm. MS10TLTreeminder01 I also knew He would be calling others that he felt were pure of heart to protect Him. MS10TLTreeminder01 Right then and there I created the Treeminders... the Great One's last line of defense. MS10TLTreeminder02 Without His blessing, we would not allow an Outsider inside this vale. MS10TLTreeminder02 If the Outsider doesn't have His blessing, we simply deny him entry to our home. MS10TLTreeminder02 If they persist on trying to gain entry, or display any hostile act that could potentially harm the Great One, we take action. MS10TLTreeminder02 If the Outsider were a Raider or some other nefarious type, we ensure they don't report our location back to their comrades. MS10TLTreeminder03 Although we would welcome you with open arms, you were obviously drawn here to help us. MS10TLTreeminder03 What remains to be seen is what that help turns out to be. MS10TLTreeminder03 Becoming a disciple of the Great One takes many years of dedication and the will to cast aside your reliance on technological conveniences. MS10TLTreeminder03 However, I feel you've been sent here for a higher purpose and could be more instrumental in our future than a mere Treeminder. MS10TLTreeminder04 The first part of our name represents our role in the Treeminders. The youngest are the Saplings, still learning what it means to live in Oasis. MS10TLTreeminder04 The Branchtenders are our guardians and keep our homes safe. Our healers and soothsayers are known as Bloomseers. MS10TLTreeminder04 Finally, the Tree Father and the Leaf Mother are the creators and the upholders of the Great One's laws. MS10TLTreeminderCypress01 Exactly! I was out there once like you. I wandered the Wasteland for many years. MS10TLTreeminderCypress01 All I saw was poverty, famine, sickness, hate and death everywhere I turned. MS10TLTreeminderCypress01 But this place... this place isn't anything like that. We can't let all that evil inside here... we just can't! MS10TLTreeminderCypress02 That would worry me. I was out there once like you. I wandered the Wasteland for many years. MS10TLTreeminderCypress02 All I saw was poverty, famine, sickness, hate and death everywhere I turned. MS10TLTreeminderCypress02 But this place... this place isn't anything like that. We can't allow that kind of evil inside Oasis... we just can't! MS10TLTreeminderCypress03 Go tell her what you want, my opinion is my own. That's one of the founding ideals of the Treeminders. MS10TLTreeminderCypress03 And being an Outsider, I'd expect you not to judge our laws! MS10TLWater I'm afraid the water still bears the mark of man's greed. It's His reminder of what we once were. MS10TLWater Perhaps one day He will see fit to lift this punishment, but I fear we have yet to command His full respect. MS10TopicBailout Yes? MS10TopicBailout Go on. MS10TopicBailout Okay. MS10TreemindersCeremonySay We will now recite the blessing to ward off any harm the Outsider may be carrying before he proceeds to the Grove. MS10TreemindersCeremonySay I bid you depart, agents of destruction, through the power of His divine will. MS10TreemindersCeremonySay Leave our homes and bodies immediately; live no longer in them, but pass over into places where you can harm no one. MS10TreemindersCeremonySay In the name of His Frondescence, I call His wrath upon you, so that, wherever you may go, you bear it with you... MS10TreemindersCeremonySay ...and, diminishing from day to day, you may disappear; except where you serve the health and good purposes of mankind, may no trace of you be found. MS10TreemindersCeremonySay All this may He be so good as to grant us, who is to come to judge the living and the dead, and the world by his verdure. MS10TreemindersCeremonySay Amen. MS10TreemindersCeremonySay Soon you will pass peacefully into sleep, Outsider. And when you awake, you will witness His glory first hand. MS11BackToTopicList All right. What's on your mind? MS11BattleTopic You there! Burke! Explain your business in Megaton. MS11BattleTopic I'm sorry? Sheriff, what are you hollering about? MS11BattleTopic You know damn well what I'm talking about. The bomb! You're trying to blow it up! Have you lost your goddamned mind? MS11BattleTopic Sheriff. I�m afraid there�s been a misunderstanding. Someone has surely been spreading rumors. I�ll be sure to address the situation... personally. MS11BattleTopic I'm placing you under arrest, Burke. At least until I figure out what the hell's going on around here. MS11BattleTopic And I'M afraid I won't be able to oblige your request, Sheriff. I have pressing matters to attend to. Now... step aside. MS11BattleTopic This isn't open to discussion! You're coming with me. MS11BattleTopic Why do you knuckle draggers always insist on doing things the hard way? Very well, Sheriff. Lead the way. MS11BombChoiceDisarmChoiceGood Well that's mighty decent of you. Just don't, you know... go blowing us up. All right? MS11BombChoiceDisarmChoiceNeutralAccept Great! Go ahead and see what you can do. Just be careful. MS11BombChoiceDisarmChoiceNeutralReject You're the one that brought it up. Not me. MS11BombChoiceDisarmChoiceSpeech That's pretty steep.... Fine. Do it and you'll get your money. Don't screw up, though, or we'll ALL regret it. MS11BombChoiceExplode I knew I shouldn't have trusted you. Dammit, boy! You picked the wrong man to mess with. Now I've got to put you in the ground. MS11BombChoiceExplode I knew I shouldn't have trusted you. Dammit, girl! You picked the wrong man to mess with. Now I've got to put you in the ground. MS11BombChoiceTattleTail He said what?! Oh, I never did like the look of him... MS11BombChoiceTattleTail I told you: Stop playing games with me. Now, run along before I decide to throw you in a cell for disturbing the peace. MS11BombChoiceTattleTail1 Good point. Come with me. You're about to get an education in Wasteland justice. MS11BombChoiceTattleTail1 He's long gone by now. But I swear: If he steps within a mile of Megaton, he's a fucking dead man. MS11BombChoiceTattleTail2 Jesus! Gimme that thing! MS11BombChoiceTattleTail2 Let's go find this Burke character. You're about to get an education in Wasteland justice. MS11BombChoiceTattleTail2 Jesus! Gimme that thing! MS11BombChoiceTattleTail2 Thanks. If Burke steps within a mile of Megaton, he's a dead man. MS11BombChoiceTattleTail3 You better stop playing games with me, boy! MS11BombChoiceTattleTail3 You better stop playing games with me, girl! MS11BombHelpChoice Lack the aptitude, you mean? You're not re-wiring the thing, just attaching the Pulse Charge to the detonator. MS11BombHelpChoice If you get stumped, talk to Leo Stahl. He might have something to help you concentrate. He's got a bit of a reputation. MS11BombHelpChoice I thought you knew what you were doing. If it's just nerves, maybe some chems will help. But if you can't handle it, don't go fiddling with it! MS11BurkeAcceptWidow Color me intrigued. Go on... MS11BurkeAcceptWidow1 Well... I... I mean... Of course not... I must admit, I've never met a woman quite like you before. This changes everything... MS11BurkeAcceptWidow1 I'm not sure what I'm going to tell Tenpenny... I'll think of something... MS11BurkeAcceptWidow1 You wait here my dear. I have some important business to attend to. But you won't be waiting long. I shall send for you soon. MS11BurkeAcceptWidow2 Five hundred you say? Well... Um... Yes. Yes, I think that can be arranged. MS11BurkeAcceptWidow2 I must admit. I find you... enchanting. Do this for me, and there's no telling how far my gratitude will reach. MS11BurkeAcceptWidow2 Take the Fusion Pulse Charge. Place it into the bomb. Then meet me at Tenpenny Tower. There I will show you what true power is. MS11BurkeAccpetObjectiveChoice1 Well played! An extra 500 caps, in addition to the base fee, when Megaton lies in ruins. Here's the Fusion Pulse Charge. Place it in the bomb. MS11BurkeAccpetObjectiveChoice1 When it's done, meet me at Tenpenny Tower. It's southwest of here, well out of harm's way. You can't miss it. Any questions? MS11BurkeAccpetObjectiveChoice2 Oh. I see. I didn't realize Megaton had any guardian beyond its intrepid sheriff. Very well, then. I'll take my leave, as you suggested. MS11BurkeAccpetObjectiveChoice3 Excellent! I had a feeling about you. Here's the Fusion Pulse Charge. It needs to be installed inside the bomb. MS11BurkeAccpetObjectiveChoice3 When it's done, meet me at Tenpenny Tower. It's southwest of here, well out of harm's way. You can't miss it. Questions? MS11BurkeAccpetObjectiveChoice5 Now that is a disappointment. Well, if you change your mind, the offer still stands. Good day. MS11BurkeAccpetObjectiveChoice5 I'm beginning to lose my patience with you. But the offer still stands should you come to your senses. MS11BurkeAndPhillips Look, Burke. I... I don't care how you got past the others. I could... I could have you torn apart in an instant, with a snap of my fingers! MS11BurkeAndPhillips Is that so? Do it then, Phillips. Set you feral pets upon me. I could use a bit of sport. After I�ve dealt with them, I'll turn my attention to you. MS11BurkeAndPhillips After all, you've destroyed my home, murdered my employer. I�ve something of a score to settle, wouldn't you say? MS11BurkeAndPhillips Hey, now, come on... The old man got what he had coming� Look, maybe we can work something out. You said you just have some... business to conclude? MS11BurkeAndPhillips Correct. You and your friends may have killed Tenpenny, but the man gave me a task, and I intend to complete it. MS11BurkeAndPhillips There's a detonator on the balcony. When that switch is activated, the bomb at the center of Megaton goes... boom. THAT will conclude my business. MS11BurkeAndPhillips Holy shit, you're gonna blow up Megaton? No lie? Look Burke� if you're about to burn down that smoothskin shithole, I ain't gonna stop ya. MS11BurkeAndPhillips In fact, I... Well, I think it's fair to say you'd be quite welcome around here. So what do you say? You do your thing and we let bygones by bygones. MS11BurkeAndPhillips All right. Water under the bridge, then. Truth be told, I'm a firm believer in natural selection. What you people did here was... inspired. MS11BurkeAndPhillips All right then, Burke... er... Mister Burke. I�ll let you get to it. And, um, thanks for your... understanding. MS11BurkeDisarmedChoice You did WHAT? Are you out of your goddamned mind? Do you have any idea how long we've pained to put this plan into motion? MS11BurkeDisarmedChoice Weeks of preparation, destroyed. No words of mine can express my utter contempt for you. MS11BurkeDisarmedChoice You have made a very poor error in judgment, my friend. One day... one day it WILL come back to haunt you. MS11BurkeExplainChoice1 The undetonated atomic bomb for which this town is named is still very much alive. All it needs is a little motivation. MS11BurkeExplainChoice1 I have in my possession a Fusion Pulse Charge constructed for a singular purpose -- the detonation of that bomb. MS11BurkeExplainChoice1 You'll rig it to the bomb. Then you'll get paid. Handsomely. What do you say? MS11BurkeExplainChoice2 No, no, I'm merely a recruiter. YOU get to have the real fun. MS11BurkeExplainChoice2 The undetonated atomic bomb for which this town is named is still very much alive. All it needs is a little motivation. MS11BurkeExplainChoice2 I have in my possession a Fusion Pulse Charge. Once rigged to the bomb, it will be detonated, by you, at a secure location. Easy money, my friend. MS11BurkeExplainChoice3 It seems I have misjudged you. Very well. I'll simply find someone with more entrepreneurial spirit. Good day. MS11BurkeExplainTattleTail Simms is an idiot. He prides himself on his position as mayor and sheriff of this scrapyard. MS11BurkeExplainTattleTail1 You mean besides doing the world a favor by removing this pestilent scab of a town? MS11BurkeExplainTattleTail1 Why, you'd be rewarded most handsomely! My employer is a very generous man. If it's bottle caps and luxury you're seeking. You shall have it! MS11BurkeExplainTattleTail2 I advise you against that particular course of action. If you interfere with my employer's wishes, you will find he can be quite -- disagreeable. MS11BurkeExplainTattleTail3 You would do well to side with my employer in this little matter. Life could otherwise become quite unbearable for you. MS11BurkeExplainTattleTailSpeech Indeed. A man's word is worth his weight in caps. I suppose I could arrange for a bonus of say, 500 caps in addition to the base fee. MS11BurkeExplainTattleTailSpeech When it's done, meet me at Tenpenny Tower. It's southwest of here, well out of harm's way. You can't miss it. Any questions? MS11BurkeFollowupChoice3 Absolutely not! The place, the people, they're one and the same! Sacrifices for a nobler future. MS11BurkeFollowupChoice3 I assure you, they are worth ten times as much in death, as they are in life. MS11BurkeGreetingChoice1 Finally, someone with a modicum of civility and common sense. MS11BurkeGreetingChoice1 I represent certain... interests. And those interests view this town, this "Megaton," as a blight on a burgeoning urban landscape. MS11BurkeGreetingChoice1 You have no connections here. No interest in this cesspool's affairs, or fate. You could assist us in erasing this little accident off the map. MS11BurkeGreetingChoice2 Don't you see? You're a free agent! You've no ties here, no interest in this settlement's affairs. Megaton means nothing to you! MS11BurkeGreetingChoice2 I represent certain... interests who view this town, this "Megaton," as a blight on a burgeoning urban landscape. MS11BurkeGreetingChoice2 If this settlement were to... go away. Why, who would really care? Certainly not you, or I... MS11BurkeGreetingChoice3 As you wish. I'm looking to employ an individual with no ties to Megaton, no interest in its future. MS11BurkeGreetingChoice3 Megaton is obsolete. The last vestige of a cobbled, desperate past. It needs to... go away. And you are going to see that it does. MS11Drugs Great. Another junkie... In case you haven't noticed, this is a clinic, not a candy store. And I've got work to do. MS11Drugs1a I'm afraid that goes against patient-doctor confidentiality. MS11Drugs1b Megaton might not be Tenpenny Tower, but that doesn't make breaking patient-doctor confidentiality any more ethical, now does it? MS11Drugs1c Okay, so we have a resident with a bit of a problem. What makes you so goddamned superior? Hmph. Wastelanders... MS11FinBurkeThreatenPlayer You've made a grievous error in judgement. Watch your back. MS11FinDeliverLetterTopic Here. These letters arrived for you while you were gone. I'm not a fucking post office you know. MS11FinDeliverLetterTopic Here. These damn love letters have been waiting around for you. MS11FinDeliverLetterTopic This letter came for you. I run a saloon, not a post office. But does anyone listen? No. Well, go on take the damn letter already. MS11FinDeliverLetterTopic Another of those damn love letters arrived for you. MS11FinTenpennyExplain I complained off hand one day about how I thought that heap of metal on the horizon was a bit of an eyesore. Mister Burke offered to take care of it. MS11FinTenpennyExplain Burke is such an agreeable man, isn't he? I don't know how I got along without him. I practically don't have to think about things anymore. MS11FinTenpennyExplain He takes care of everything. I seldom even have to ask. He's a real go-getter, that one. We need more men like him if we're to rebuild the world. MS11FinTenpennyExplain1 Well said! Indeed! You've got the entrepreneurial spirit! It gives me hope to see young people, such as yourself, with real heads on their shoulders. MS11FinTenpennyExplain2 Oh no. I'm certainly rather sore about all that. But certain sacrifices must be made. MS11FinTenpennyExplain2 Besides, Burke assured me that bomb was quite unstable. I asked Burke to suggest they vacate. MS11FinTenpennyExplain2 It was all a matter of time. Think of it as helping speed along the process of natural selection. Don't lose any sleep over it. MS11FinTenpennyExplain3 You're an odd one, aren't you? MS11GoodbyeChoice Don't let me keep you. MS11LucasBomb What about it? MS11LucasBomb1a I don't trust any of the locals to tinker with it. Besides, most people don't even realize it's still a threat. MS11LucasBomb1a And hell, Cromwell and those crazies from the Church of Atom, they worship the damn thing. MS11LucasBomb1a Why? Do you think you got the know-how to disarm it? For good? MS11LucasBomb1b It's not like the place was put up over night. Megaton's been here for decades, been growing and growing ever since. MS11LucasBomb1b Started out as a small settlement of people trying to get into Vault 101. When they were denied, they stuck around here. MS11LucasBomb1b Some of 'em started worshipping the thing like a god. Now we've got a whole goddamn Church. They're nuts, no doubt, but mostly harmless. MS11LucasBomb1b By now, most people don't give a shit. They figure if it ain't gone off by now, it never will. I respectfully disagree. MS11LucasBomb1c Maybe. Maybe... MS11LucasBomb1c So long as you stay away from the bomb, I see my chances of a long life improving. I hope we understand each other. MS11LucasBomb2a Oh, all right. Fine. But listen here. Just take a look at it first. Go easy. MS11LucasBomb2a If you get the job done, there'll be 100 caps in it for you. MS11LucasBomb2b Fine. Enjoy your stay in Megaton. Don't get into any trouble and we'll go on pretending we're friends. MS11LucasBomb2c Oh really? Is that so? MS11LucasBomb2c You may not think much of this town, but you're a guest in my home, and I'd advise you to behave as such. MS11LucasBomb2c I hope I've made myself perfectly clear. MS11LucasGreet1a Friendly AND well-mannered? I think we're gonna get along just fine. You treat my people nice, and you're welcome to stay as long as you'd like. MS11LucasGreet1b So that's the way it's gonna be, huh? That's fine. That's fine... MS11LucasGreet1b Just so long as we understand each other. This here is my town. These are my people. You so much as breathe wrong, and I'm gonna fuckin' end ya. MS11LucasGreet1c The quiet type, huh? Fine. Might help keep you out of trouble. I hope you're not a weirdo. Got enough of those already. MS11LucasGreet3a I'm glad we understand each other. Now, is there something I can help you with? MS11LucasGreet3b You got something you want to prove, boy? MS11LucasGreet3b You got something you want to prove, girl? MS11LucasGreet3c God, I hope you ain't one of those psychotic quiet types. So... is there anything else I can do for you? MS11LucasGreet4a I ain't killed a drifter in weeks. This should be fun! MS11LucasGreet4b I think you're suicidal. Try me. MS11LucasGreet4c Fucking psycho Wastelanders... MS11LucasGreet5a Let's do it, then! MS11LucasGreet5b I've got my eye on you, drifter... MS11LucasSimmsSayToPlayer Well I'll be damned. You're from that vault! Vault 101! Ha ha! I ain't seen one of those jumpsuits in a LONG time! MS11LucasSimmsSayToPlayer I'll be damned. Another newcomer. MS11MoiraBomb Oh, I couldn�t do that! It�d be a real blow to those nice folks in the Church. MS11MoiraBomb Besides, it�s not like that bomb ever hurt anyone. Live and let live, right? MS11NukeView Now that, my friend, is beautiful. MS11NukeView Well done, Mister Burke! What a grand display of fireworks! I almost wish there was another nuke we could detonate. You don't see that very often. MS11NukeView I'm glad you're pleased. I had help, of course. MS11NukeView Quite right. And you are to offer him the reward we discussed. Now... all this bright light and wind has given me quite a thirst. Where's my scotch? MS11NukeView Quite right. And you are to offer her the reward we discussed. Now... all this bright light and wind has given me quite a thirst. Where's my scotch? MS11NukeView I'll send someone up as soon as I've completed business with our friend here. MS11NukeView Righto. And be quick about it! I haven't been dry in years. I'd hate to start now. MS11SimmsMurderedSay Gob! MS11SimmsMurderedSay I know, I know. I'll get a mop. It's just... blood is so hard to get out of the floor. MS11SimmsMurderedSay Well, that's been a long time coming. Good riddance. MS12ArgumentTopic You can tell Tenpenny he can kiss my ass! We got plenty of bottlecaps! Let me in, goddamnit! MS12ArgumentTopic How many times do we have to go through this? You're not getting in! MS12ArgumentTopic I can stand here all day yelling at you through this damn speaker if I have to! MS12ArgumentTopic I've already told you Tenpenny won't allow zombies to live here! MS12ArgumentTopic Who the hell are you calling a zombie? MS12ArgumentTopic You're definitely not human, that's for damn sure. For the last time: NO ZOMBIES ALLOWED! MS12ArgumentTopic Can't tell the difference between me and a feral? Fine. I'll show you the goddamn difference! Just you wait! You'll get yours. All of you! MS12Basement What?! MS12Basement That area is strictly off limits. Can't have people fooling around with the terminal down there. They could shut off power and open the escape door. MS12Basement That area is off limits to residents and visitors. Only Gustavo and authorized technicians are allowed down there. MS12Basement That emergency access door is currently keeping out Ghouls and other vermin. So you can see why people aren't allowed to picnic down there. MS12Basement You mean the generator room? What the hell do you need to know about that for? That area is strictly off limits. MS12Basement You stay away from the generator room! MS12Basement I hear there're some tunnels underground for use in emergencies. Ask Gustavo, he's in charge of all those kinds of things. MS12Basement There's those access tunnels that lead underground - those are sealed by a door... Then there is someplace down there where they keep the generators. MS12Basement Occasionally something goes wrong down there and we lose power. Then Burke goes out and finds a technician. We haven't had any blackouts in a while. MS12Basement If you want to get into the gen room, you'll need to talk to Gustavo. Though I doubt he'll take you on a tour, or let you wander around down there. MS12Basement Why would I ever go to the basement? Talk to Gustavo about such nonsense. MS12Basement Aha! So you've been exploring the tower! Well done! Let's just say that Gustavo's not the only one with a key for the generator room! MS12Basement Bah! I thought you were more interesting than that. Fine. But you better not get caught with that! MS12Basement Only that they keep generators down there... and some kind of emergency escape tunnels. MS12Basement Oh, you know who you should talk to? Comrade Dashwood. He knows this place like the back of his hand. MS12Basement What are you talking about? You mean the basement of Tenpenny Tower? What a random question. Why should I know anything about a basement? MS12Basement Why don't you run off and find Gustavo. I'm sure he could help you find whatever it is you're looking for. MS12Basement I haven't. But every so often Gustavo takes someone down there to work on the generators when we lose power. That hasn't happened in awhile, though. MS12Basement Tunnels in the basement? No can't say that I do. MS12Basement Hold it! I do remember something about a bunch of escape tunnels in case of disaster or something. Or something about generators for power... MS12Basement You should talk to that old guy... you know, the famous one with the radio show about him... You know, What's-His-Name! MS12Basement Daring! Daring Dashwood! That's him. He's explored this whole place from top to bottom. Ask him about those tunnels. He'd know. MS12Basement What do you take me for? Some greasy engineer? All I know is that's where they make the electricity. MS12Basement Why don't you go bother Gustavo? I'm sure he can handle whatever it is you need in the basement. MS12Basement Yeah, supposedly there's some kind of emergency access to the Metro tunnels. MS12Basement It'd have to be a pretty big emergency to get me down there. That's for sure. There's all kinds of gross things that live in those tunnels. MS12Basement Talk to Chief Gustavo if you want to know more. I think he's the only one that has a key. MS12Basement Maybe try talking to Mister Tenpenny or Chief Gustavo. They're probably the ones who would know. MS12Basement1 There's an emergency entrance to the tunnels, you know for when the bombs fell. We siphon power from the Metro grid to keep our generators running. MS12Basement2 There's no secret. It's just a sensitive area we don't need idiots and assholes screwing around in. MS12Basement2 There's an emergency entrance to the tunnels, you know for when the bombs fell. We siphon power from the Metro grid to keep our generators running. MS12Basement2 But I've got better things to do than play tour guide, so unless there's some kind of emergency, this conversation's over. MS12Basement3 But I've got better things to do than play tour guide, so unless there's some kind of emergency, this conversation's over. MS12BasementKey1 I've got the only key, and I ain't lending it to you. I lost it once and had to make a new one. Tenpenny practically bit my head off. So forget it. MS12BasementKey1 Well, it does get a trifle bit boring around here, and to spice things up I like to do a little... exploring. MS12BasementKey1 Oh, I always put everything back! Well, almost everything. I occasionally keep a memento... like Gustavo's key to the generator room. MS12BasementKey1 Have you noticed how he turns a delightful shade of purple when he's angry? MS12BasementKey1 Well, kid. There're two keys floating around. Which one do you think you can nab without getting caught? Good luck! MS12BasementKey2 I don't care who you think you are. You're not getting in down there. MS12BasementKey2 I've got the only key, and I ain't lending it to you. I lost it once and had to make a new one. Tenpenny practically bit my head off. So forget it. MS12BasementKey2 That's awfully brash of you! You think you got what it takes? MS12BasementKey2 The trick to "exploring" is to make sure no one knows you've done it. My neighbors, for instance, have no idea that I know so much about them! MS12BasementKey2 I'll make you a deal kid. You can borrow my key, IF you can find it without letting me see you take it. Good luck! MS12BasementKey3 Right. MS12BigotNeighbors Don't care. The only way those Ghoul's are getting in is over my dead body. MS12BigotNeighbors Ha! I know EVERYTHING about my neighbors, some things they don't even know themselves. I'm certain that they won't agree to this ridiculous idea. MS12BigotNeighbors And even if they did, I certainly won't! MS12BigotNeighbors Then my neighbors will have lost their minds. Just like you have. Now go away. MS12BigotNeighbors If my neighbors lose their minds and agree to such a thing, then I hope security shoots them in the head with their zombie friends. MS12BigotNeighbors There's no way they'd agree to letting Ghouls live here. We all came here to get away from things like Ghouls, and disease, and all that ugliness. MS12BigotNevermind Quit bothering me with all this nonsense. MS12BigotNevermind You're giving me a headache. Isn't there someone else you can pester with your inane ideas? MS12BigotNevermind Who let you in here in the first place? Does Mister Tenpenny know there's a lunatic walking around his tower? MS12BigotNevermind Um-hmm. Would you mind bothering someone else? PLEASE! MS12BigotNevermind Why do you keep bothering me? MS12BigotSpeech This is outrageous! Preposterous! Forced out by a bunch of dirty Ghouls, and some bleeding heart activist? Where will I live? How will I get there? MS12BigotSpeech Damn it! This can't be happening! Why do you think I came here in the first place? To get away from Ghouls, monsters, and scum like you. MS12BigotSpeech Now I'll have to start all over again. Where will I go? MS12BigotSpeech You horrible little zombie-lover! What right do you and your disgusting buddies have to push honest, hardworking, important people around like that? MS12BigotSpeech Where do you propose I live? MS12BigotSpeech Grrr. You'll regret this. I've spent years collecting all this fabulous merchandise. I won't stand for this! Where the hell am I supposed to go? MS12BigotSpeech I'm done with the Wasteland! And I've been everywhere else. There isn't anything better than this. Damn you and your Ghouls! MS12BigotSpeechBad I never forget a slight. Watch your back. I'll be sending someone to pay you a little visit in the future. MS12BigotSpeechBad My husband has connections. Watch your back. MS12BigotSpeechBad Just you wait. I'll find a way to repay you for this. MS12BigotSpeechBad You'll pay for this. Dearly. MS12BigotSpeechBad I'm not going. I'll talk to Tenpenny. I bet I can live in Burke's place. He's never around anyway. MS12BigotSpeechBad And when he does come back, I'll make sure he's fine with the new arrangement. MS12BigotSpeechBad I'll just send up for my food. I'll never even have to look at you or your Ghoul buddies. MS12BigotSpeechGood I found a comfortable place, but now I must leave. When I die, it will be on your head. MS12BigotSpeechGood I already did. I hope one of your Ghoul buddies kills you. You'll see! MS12BigotSpeechGood Don't worry? Did you just step out of a vault? Haven't you seen what's out there? I'm doomed. And it's all your fault! MS12BigotSpeechGood The only suitable place is Tenpenny Tower. Everywhere else stinks and caters to low-life scum like you. I'll die out there. I just know it. MS12BigotSpeechGood I'm not going anywhere. I'll talk to Tenpenny. I bet I can live in Burke's place. He's never around anyway. MS12BigotSpeechGood And when he does come back, I'll make sure he's fine with the new arrangement. MS12BigotSpeechGood I'll just send up for my food. I'll never even have to look at you or your Ghoul buddies. MS12BigotSpeechNeutral You'll get yours. MS12BigotSpeechNeutral Yeah right. Watch your back. MS12BigotSpeechNeutral When I die, it'll be your fault. MS12BigotSpeechNeutral Whatever. My death will be on your head. MS12BigotSpeechNeutral I got a plan. I'll talk to Tenpenny. I bet I can live in Burke's place. He's never around anyway. MS12BigotSpeechNeutral And when he does come back, I'll make sure he's fine with the new arrangement. MS12BigotSpeechNeutral I'll just send up for my food. I'll never even have to look at you or your Ghoul buddies. MS12FinBarter Okay. Here's what I have. What do you have? MS12FinBarter Okay. MS12FinBarter This is all I have. I hope it's okay. MS12FinBarter Well, this stuff is mostly crap. But whatever. Oh, and I found some weapons and armor, so I'll be trading in that. It's more useful anyway. MS12FinBarter Alright. Let's see if we can't find something mutually agreeable. MS12FinBarter Excellent! MS12FinBarter I'm sure you'll find something agreeable. MS12FinMurderedTopic I don't know where they are... but everything is fine. Roy said not to worry about the other residents. MS12FinMurderedTopic Oh? Well... They must have done something to deserve that. MS12FinMurderedTopic Heh. Roy decided to take out the trash. I'm glad I lost my sense of smell. You'll want to stay clear of the basement storage room. MS12FinMurderedTopic Can't say I completely agreed with Roy's decision. Then again, they were a bunch of assholes. No one's innocent, kid. You'd do well to remember that. MS12FinMurderedTopic Let's just say those two-faced smoothskins didn't like the new management. So they all got themselves "evicted." Can't say it's a shame. MS12FinMurderedTopic They had it coming. But I don't have to justify myself to you, or any other smoothskin. In fact, you'd best piss off if you don't want to join them. MS12FinResidents It's fine now that those Ghouls are taken care of. I've been treating less cases related to frazzled nerves and upset stomachs. MS12FinResidents People are happy and healthy for the most part. And those Ghouls make great case studies! Did I mention I'm working on an important dissertation... MS12FinResidents It's great. Now that we have a real comrade around here to handle things. I'm appointing a special Security Subcommittee and I want you to chair it! MS12FinResidents Things are going well, I'd say. We've all learned a thing or two about what makes a real community. Don't you think, comrade? MS12FinResidents It's a lot better now with those Ghouls out of the picture! MS12FinResidents I guess I don't mind those Ghouls as much as I thought I would. MS12FinResidents Business is still good! MS12FinResidents Those Ghouls are disgusting, so I just spend all my time up here. MS12FinResidents Now everyone's calmed down and back to their old selves. Not that I cared much for them to begin with, but they've stopped all the Ghoul foolishness. MS12FinResidents They really are quite ignorant here. But where else could I retire and fit all my trophies? MS12FinResidents I'm surprised by my fellow tenants. I used to think they were all closed minded idiots. Turns out they aren't so bad after all. MS12FinResidents Beats the Wasteland and dirty tunnels, that's for damn sure! MS12FinResidents It's wonderful. Roy was right. This is the way to live! MS12FinResidents It's weird actually. I used to vacation here before the bombs dropped. Used to be a resort for the wealthy and powerful. MS12FinResidents I never thought I'd be the one fighting to get in here. Guess way back it used to be a plantation. Ironic isn't it? MS12FinResidents Well, I feel a lot safer now that those Ghouls have stopped bothering us. That's for sure. MS12FinResidents Our new neighbors aren't so bad after all. And they have big appetites, so that's good for the cafe! MS12FinResidents It's clean and safe -- since those Ghouls left -- and Tenpenny knows how to stock the lounge with the good stuff. Stop by. Share a drink! MS12FinResidents It's swell. Those new neighbors of ours like to drink almost as much as I do� and boy, do they have some real good stories! MS12GhoulBranch Biding our time, making plans, getting ready. Tenpenny and his pack of elitist wannabes can't keep us out of that tower forever. MS12GhoulBranch We got rights. And we'll take them if they aren't given to us. MS12GhoulBranch Biding our time, making plans, getting ready. Tenpenny and his pack of elitist wannabes can't keep us out of that tower forever. MS12GhoulBranch We got rights. And we'll take them if they aren't given to us. MS12GhoulBranch What about it? MS12GhoulBranch What about it? MS12GhoulBranch Roy is coming up with a plan to get us into that tower. Tenpenny's. Says it's only a matter of time. MS12GhoulBranch He's strong like that. He never gives up. The kind of guy who makes things happen, Roy is. That's why the others follow him. MS12GhoulBranch Me, I just like the way he looks at me. Makes me feel pretty again. I'd go anywhere with him. MS12GhoulBranch I've been stomping around with Roy and his gang of misfits. Roy's a no nonsense, take no prisoners kinda guy. MS12GhoulBranch He heard about this Tenpenny asshole, and now he's trying to get us in that tower. He's hatching some kind of plan to kill all those bigot bastards. MS12GhoulBranch Believe it or not, I used to vacation there. MS12GhoulBranchHelp I already got a plan. They think I�m a monster. I�ll show them the real monsters! MS12GhoulBranchHelp We'll unleash our feral brethren on them; all those bigoted sons-of-bitches will get torn apart. Trouble is getting past the damn subway access door! MS12GhoulBranchHelp You see, there's some kind of escape door that leads from the Tenpenny basement to the subway tunnels. There must be some way to get that open. MS12GhoulBranchHelpHelpGate Now you're talking my language. Alright, here's the plan. MS12GhoulBranchHelpHelpGate I'll gather up a horde of ferals and wait for you by that escape door. You find a way to get it open and then we'll sit back and enjoy the show! MS12GhoulBranchHelpHelpGateFun Indeed. Remember. I'll be waiting for you to get that door open. Don't keep me waiting long, kid. MS12GhoulBranchHelpHelpGateTryTalk Try it if you like. Go talk to Tenpenny. Ask him he wants us living there. It won't work. So when you fail, we can do it my way. MS12GhoulBranchHelpTryTalk Ha! Those snooty bitches probably can't stand living with each other, let alone with us. MS12GhoulBranchHelpTryTalk But by all means, try talking to Tenpenny if you like. But it won't work. Then we'll do it my way. MS12GhoulBranchHelpTryTalk You get that escape door in the Tenpenny basement open, and I'll unleash those ferals on 'em! MS12GhoulBranchNevermind You're right. It's none of your business. You best get out of here, kid. Before something ugly happens. MS12GhoulBranchTenpenny Not sure where you come from kid, but out here in the Wasteland, everything's up for grabs. And you only get to keep what you can hold onto. MS12GhoulBranchTenpenny Tenpenny didn't build that tower. He found it. And took it from whoever used to own it. Now we're gonna take it from him. MS12GhoulBranchTenpenny We tried playing nice, but they shot at us. Fuck 'em. It's time for them and their bigot ways to die. MS12GhoulBranchTenpennyBothJerks If I'm no better than Tenpenny, then he should let me into that tower. But he won't. So, I'm busting in. MS12GhoulBranchTenpennyBothJerksLeaving That's the smartest thing you've said since you met me. MS12GhoulBranchTenpennyGoodluck You got a lot to learn, kid. A lot. Like for instance how not to piss off an angry Ghoul. You best get out of here, before I get real ugly. MS12GhoulBranchTenpennyZombie Oh yeah? Fine. It's on! MS12GhoulBranchWhy Ghouls aren't built for luxury and comfort, is that it? You think Ghouls belong scurrying around in the dark dank under belly of the Wasteland? MS12GhoulBranchWhy You got a lot of nerve. MS12GhoulGREETINGGateNot Well get going, then! Open the door! What's taking you so damn long? Hurry up! MS12GhoulGREETINGMoveIn You think so, do you? Give it a shot kid, but you're dreaming. I'll wait to give you a shot, but then we're doing it my way. MS12GhoulGREETINGMoveIn I'll be damned. Really? Good job kid! I was willing to unleash the Ferals and kill all those bigots. Guess I don't have to now. MS12GhoulGREETINGMoveIn Here's a little something for your troubles, it'll help you deal with our Feral brethren if you meet any. MS12GhoulKill Is that so? He isn't man enough to do it himself? Sends a boy to do his dirty work. You think you got what it takes? MS12GhoulKill Is that so? He isn't man enough to do it himself? Sends a girl to do his dirty work. You think you got what it takes? MS12GhoulKill Figures. He's Tenpenny's adorable lapdog, isn't he? So what's your angle in all this? MS12GhoulKill Please don't hurt me! MS12GhoulKill1 I see... that's smart of you. I'd lay you flat if you tried anything stupid. So don't. MS12GhoulKill1 Tenpenny and his pack of elitist wannabes are in for a real treat soon enough. They can't keep us out of that tower for ever. MS12GhoulKill1 That's awfully decent of you, even if we already knew those bigoted bastards wanted us dead. Talk to Roy Phillips. You might be able to help us out. MS12GhoulKill1 Oh. Hahaha. Sorry. I just assumed... MS12GhoulKill1 Well, most people would prefer if we Ghouls didn't exist. If you want to help us, talk to Roy Phillips. MS12GhoulKill2 Yeah. FUCK YOU! MS12GhoulKill2 Karma's a fucking bitch, isn't she? MS12GhoulKill2 Please don't kill me. MS12GhoulKill3 You picked the wrong Ghoul to fuck with, kid. MS12GhoulKill3 Open your eyes, kid. Does it look like I got a fortune? Now bugger off before I get angry. MS12GhoulKill3 Oh... well... we don't really have much... um... MS12GhoulKill3 HEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!!! MS12Greeting1 Me too. Especially rich fine young men! MS12Greeting1 Listen, you look like you can handle yourself. You survived out there in the Wasteland getting here, after all. You ever have to deal with Ghouls? MS12Greeting1 You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that! But I can respect a woman who doesn't put up with crap. MS12Greeting1 Think you're tough enough to take on a couple of Ghouls? MS12Greeting1 Hmm... very well. As long as security is aware of your presence. Can't be too careful these days. What with these Ghouls and all. MS12Greeting1 Gustavo says he has the situation well in order, but I wonder if he's really trying. Don't suppose you ran into any Ghouls on your way in here? MS12Greeting1 Maybe you�ve heard the GNR radio play? The Adventures of Herbert "Daring" Dashwood? That�s about me, you know. Based on my, um... earlier days. MS12Greeting1 I even had a Ghoul manservant. Let me ask you -- you ever met a Ghoul before? MS12Greeting1 Thanks, comrade. I'm sure you'll agree the people are only as strong as their leader. That's why I do my best to serve the community to the fullest. MS12Greeting1 Speaking of service to the community... I don't suppose you are familiar with Ghouls, are you? More importantly, how to kill them? MS12Greeting1 I've formed a committee to investigate the problem. MS12Greeting1 Oh, fine. We'll have to share a drink sometime. I'm always in the Federalist Lounge. There's certainly plenty to drink about. MS12Greeting1 Take those Ghouls for example... MS12Greeting1 Don't suppose you know anything about dealing with their kind, do you? MS12Greeting1 You're better mannered than your apparent breeding would indicate. It is nice to make your acquaintance. MS12Greeting1 You didn't happen to catch a glimpse of any Ghouls on your way here did you? MS12Greeting1 Do you know he tried forming a committee to discuss the Ghoul situation? A committee! He made himself Chairman, of course. MS12Greeting1 What we need is somebody to DO something! Not just talk about it. MS12Greeting1 Don't suppose you know anything about Ghouls, do you? MS12Greeting2 Your loss. You fancy yourself a man of action? Think you're man enough to handle a couple of Ghouls? MS12Greeting2 Are you calling me ugly? Nice try. I got a pile of bottlecaps that say otherwise. MS12Greeting2 I bet you think you're pretty butch, eh? Think you got what it takes to kill a few Ghouls? MS12Greeting2 There's no need to get snippy with me, boy! MS12Greeting2 We're all little perturbed on account of those Ghouls. Don't suppose you know anything about Ghouls, do you? MS12Greeting2 There's no need to get snippy with me, girl! MS12Greeting2 We're all little perturbed because of those Ghouls. Don't suppose you know anything about Ghouls, do you? MS12Greeting2 Got a fire up your butt, eh? Better put that to good use. Go out exploring. Don't hang around these fools. You'll only want to blow your brains out. MS12Greeting2 Ah, to be young again. You know the G.N.R. radio play? The Adventures of Herbert �Daring� Dashwood? That�s about me. Based on my... early days. MS12Greeting2 I had myself a Ghoul manservant and everything. So... you ever met a Ghoul before? MS12Greeting2 Ah, but not everyone has common sense. Do they? MS12Greeting2 True happiness flows from respecting those in charge, because they have the happiness of the people at heart. MS12Greeting2 For example, I've appointed a committee to discuss this problem with the Ghouls trying to get in here. You know anything about Ghouls? MS12Greeting2 Well, then you'll excuse me if I don't invite you to share a drink? MS12Greeting2 Really, you're as much fun as a couple of Ghouls... They're trying to get in here you know. Don't suppose you've ever had to deal with Ghouls before? MS12Greeting2 Tsk. Tsk. You were raised by beasts weren't you? Poor thing. MS12Greeting2 Did those Ghouls send you here to torment us civilized folk? MS12Greeting2 Seriously though, they have everyone on edge. So mind your manners! MS12Greeting2 Ha! You try being married to my husband for five minutes. I dare you! MS12Greeting2 I'd rather live with those Ghouls... well, okay, not really. But still. MS12Greeting2 Did you happen to see any Ghouls out there in the Wasteland? You know how to kill one? MS12Greeting3 The strong silent type, eh? We're in luck! Ever met a Ghoul before? MS12Greeting3 Can't find your tongue? Maybe one of those Ghouls got it. Didn't your mother tell you never to kiss a Ghoul? MS12Greeting3 Seriously though. You better watch out. There's a pack of those vermin hiding in some tunnels nearby. You afraid of Ghoulies, little girl? MS12Greeting3 Not very lively are you? Perhaps you're just bored. You should go on an adventure. Nothing like a little bit of the unknown to motivate a person. MS12Greeting3 That's what I did. In my... younger years. You know the G.N.R. radio play? The Adventures of Herbert �Daring� Dashwood? That�s about me. MS12Greeting3 Hell, I even had me a Ghoul manservant. Let me ask you -- you ever met a Ghoul before? MS12Greeting3 Someone needs to talk to Tenpenny. I don't think security should let people like you just wander in like that. MS12Greeting3 We all need to be more vigilant with those Ghouls on the loose. Don't suppose you ran into any on your way in here, did you? Hmm? MS12Greeting3 Not very bright, are you? Don't worry, comrade. Even the least of us have some small though important role to play in the community. MS12Greeting3 For example, I've appointed a committee to discuss this problem with the Ghouls trying to get in here. You know anything about Ghouls? MS12Greeting3 I'm glad to meet someone who doesn't want to talk my ear off. We should get a drink together. I hate when people talk while I'm drinking. Don't you? MS12Greeting3 And there's plenty to drink about, er talk about, isn't there? Everyone's always prattling on about the Ghouls this, and the Ghouls that. MS12Greeting3 Frankly I'm getting fed up with all this Ghoul talk... How about you? You know much about Ghouls? MS12Greeting3 Just as I thought. The end of the world happens, and everyone forgets their manners. I bet you were raised in one of those Vault things. Agh! MS12Greeting3 Or worse, raised by a pack of disgusting Ghouls! MS12Greeting3 You know much about Ghouls? MS12Greeting3 Is there something you want? If not, I'm busy telling my neighbors to ignore my husband and his silly committee to discuss the Ghoul situation. MS12Greeting3 You ever have to deal with Ghouls before? MS12GustavoGhoulsArentBad Look kid. I don't care what you think about them. Unless Tenpenny says otherwise. They aren't allowed in here. End of story. Quit wasting my time. MS12IntroToGhoul1 You're exactly the kind of man we need around here! MS12IntroToGhoul1 Chief Gustavo and his pack of goons aren't doing their job. Those Ghouls keep coming back! Somebody's bound to get hurt sooner or later. MS12IntroToGhoul1 Now you're talking. I've met a couple tough broads like you before. You might be just what we need around here. MS12IntroToGhoul1 Chief Gustavo and his pack of goons aren't doing their job. Those Ghouls keep coming back! Somebody's bound to get hurt sooner or later. MS12IntroToGhoul1 I bet you could. Talk to Gustavo. He could use someone like you. You could kill those Ghouls in the tunnels. Get rid of them once and for all! MS12IntroToGhoul1 That's rather extreme, though near enough to the truth. Talk to Gustavo. He might be able to use you in the fight against the Ghouls. MS12IntroToGhoul1 Really? Fantastic! You can give that Gustavo a lesson or two! MS12IntroToGhoul1 Oh my. It sounds like you might be just the person we need to take care of the situation. Talk to Gustavo. MS12IntroToGhoul1 That doesn't surprise me. You should talk to Gustavo. He might be able to use someone like you. MS12IntroToGhoul1 I wasn't meaning to imply they should be slaughtered... though, I suppose these days, that might be the best solution. MS12IntroToGhoul1 Wow! You're a brutal thing aren't you... You're right, of course. You should offer to help Gustavo and his troopers in fighting those Ghouls. MS12IntroToGhoul1 That's wonderful, comrade! Truly wonderful! Before you go Ghoul hunting, talk to Gustavo. He might be able to help you. MS12IntroToGhoul1 That's terrific! A real man of action. That's just what we need! MS12IntroToGhoul1 Well. Then you know that some Ghouls aren't feral, and can be reasoned with. MS12IntroToGhoul1 Those Ghouls that keep trying to get into Tenpenny. They need to stop, before someone gets hurt. I think they live in the nearby Metro tunnels... MS12IntroToGhoul2 Neither am I! I came here to get away from all that! MS12IntroToGhoul2 Look. I know you just got here, but... we could really use your help. I could use your help... MS12IntroToGhoul2 Someone really needs to take care of those Ghouls once and for all. Gustavo and his goons aren't doing the job. MS12IntroToGhoul2 Neither am I! I came here to get away from all that! MS12IntroToGhoul2 Something tells me you're a pretty tough chick. You made it in from the Wasteland after all. We could really use you're help around here. MS12IntroToGhoul2 Someone really needs to take care of those Ghouls once and for all. Gustavo and his goons aren't doing the job. MS12IntroToGhoul2 There must be something we can do. Talk to Gustavo, he might have some way for you to assist us in dealing with the problem. MS12IntroToGhoul2 They do seem a bit anti-social don't they? MS12IntroToGhoul2 Though perhaps if we got them good and liquored up... MS12IntroToGhoul2 Indeed. Loathsome creatures aren't they? Someone really ought to put them out of their misery. You should talk to Gustavo about exterminating them. MS12IntroToGhoul2 Perhaps you are smarter than appearances credit. MS12IntroToGhoul2 Yeah, it's what keeps those Ghouls from coming in. MS12IntroToGhoul2 Ha ha ha! You bet. But who would dare touch them to give it to them? MS12IntroToGhoul2 Well, I'll try to not be bothered then... and perhaps you should speak to comrade Gustavo about getting rid of them altogether. MS12IntroToGhoul2 Yeah. They make me nervous. They certainly are disturbing looking. MS12IntroToGhoul2 If you weren't a child, I'd show you what this old man can do! MS12IntroToGhoul2 Well, that's not very brave, though it's not a bad policy either. If you decide to conquer your fear of Ghouls by killing a couple, talk to Gustavo. MS12IntroToGhoul3 Fine. Never mind. I thought you were a real man. Turns out you're just a scared little boy. MS12IntroToGhoul3 That's just what I thought. You're a scared little girl. MS12IntroToGhoul3 What? Have you lost your mind? MS12IntroToGhoul3 I guess I never thought of it that way. It's probably really hard just living day to day like that. Now I feel a little ashamed. MS12IntroToGhoul3 Oh. I see. Well. I've never met one, so I wouldn't know. I just always thought... I guess I really don't know what I thought... MS12IntroToGhoul3 Then you obviously don't know anything about Ghouls. MS12IntroToGhoul3 I do hope you're not referring to me! I'm certainly a better conversationalist than some stupid Ghoul. And I smell better, too! MS12IntroToGhoul3 Well, umm. I guess I must confess... I've never examined a Ghoul up close... you're right. I shouldn't make assumptions. MS12IntroToGhoul3 That's a silly question. What I have against Ghouls, is that they are Ghouls! MS12IntroToGhoul3 Perhaps you're right. My wife is always going on about how crazy I make her. MS12IntroToGhoul3 I wish I could. I get nightmares from time to time. MS12IntroToGhoul3 Ah... you've already learned some wisdom in your youth. Congratulations! MS12LoveLetterTopic Oh my God! This can't be real... But it's in his handwriting. Oh my God! MS12LoveLetterTopic He's dead. I'll kill him. And her. They're both dead. MS12LoveLetterTopic This isn't happening. This isn't real... MS12Nevermind I'm getting impatient. MS12Nevermind You've become a bit of a bore, haven't you? Go away! MS12OkayForGhouls What? Where did they go? Strike that. I don't really care. If they don't want to live here, that's their own business. MS12OkayForGhouls Let the Ghouls move in here. But I expect them to pay and obey the rules like everyone else. MS12OkayForGhouls It's a bit crass, but here's a little something for your troubles. MS12OkayForGhouls Well, if my tenants want Ghoul neighbors, they can have them! Though the Ghouls must pay and follow the rules like everyone else. MS12OkayForGhouls You're a clever one aren't you? I'm glad this situation has been resolved! MS12OkayForGhouls It's a bit crass, but here's a little something for your troubles. MS12ResidentsBranch Tenpenny is always on time with the money. And we get fairly comfortable digs with side benefits. MS12ResidentsBranch It's a piece of Utopia jutting up from the Wasteland. Tenpenny is a true visionary. I do my part to assist him in unfolding his Master Plan. MS12ResidentsBranch This tower is the symbol of true progress in this world! People are dying to get in here. Just ask those Ghouls. MS12ResidentsBranch It's a great place to live. I've always dreamed of giving people fresh meals, and a place to relax and enjoy a good conversation or two. MS12ResidentsBranch Tenpenny gave me a place to do that. I'm greatly indebted to him for that. MS12ResidentsBranch Well it's a great place to live... IF you don't mind GHOULS breathing down your neck. MS12ResidentsBranch It's THE place to live. The only place one finds any modicum of civilization and breeding. MS12ResidentsBranch Of course those Ghouls are trying to move in here. Can you fancy that? Disgusting zombies? Living in a place like this? Ahahaha! Really now! MS12ResidentsBranch Things haven't been the same since those Ghouls showed up. Has everyone on edge. MS12ResidentsBranch Tenpenny is a classy place. Just look at me. Look at my shop. Can't find top shelf class like that anywhere else. MS12ResidentsBranch People are healthy here, they eat well and have a strong roof over their head. MS12ResidentsBranch Only those deserving to live here can afford it. And let me tell you, those who do, live in style! MS12ResidentsBranch Well comrade, things are great. The best of the best have made a community here. MS12ResidentsBranch Well, there is that problem with the Ghouls. But I think it'll be solved soon enough. MS12ResidentsBranch It's very clean and safe here. Well, mostly safe. They say those Ghouls won't get in. But I don't know. MS12ResidentsBranch Beats living out there in Wasteland, trust me. See, I'm not like these other puffed up fogies. I earned my way into privilege. I worked to get here. MS12ResidentsBranch Well, until recently the only danger you ever faced in this fine establishment, was bumping into all the bloated egos floating around. MS12ResidentsBranch But now there's a group of Ghouls nearby. I've tried explaining that they don't ALL want to eat you - though SOME do, of course. MS12ResidentsBranch Problem is, it's hard to tell which is which. Chief Gustavo has initiated a shoot first and ask later policy. If they're smart, they'll stay away. MS12ResidentsBranch1 Indeed. Though Tenpenny has put a lot of work into restoring it. And he's hired security to keep us safe. MS12ResidentsBranch1 But they seem to be having some trouble with a pack of Ghouls living in the tunnels nearby. MS12ResidentsBranch1 Don't suppose you've encountered many Ghouls on your travels? MS12ResidentsBranch1 Indeed! Everyone who lives here has worked hard to get here. MS12ResidentsBranch1 That's why we can't just let those ghouls in. They demand the right to live here, but what have they done to prove themselves worthy? MS12ResidentsBranch1 Tenpenny is very selective about who he allows to live here. The correct genes and living conditions make for a relatively disease free environment. MS12ResidentsBranch1 Clean water is still a concern, of course, but we've got enough chems to keep the radiation sickness at bay. MS12ResidentsBranch1 That's why he won't allow those Ghouls to live here. Why introduce a weakness into a healthy system? MS12ResidentsBranch1 And you can thank me for that. I'm the resident guide to all things fabulous. MS12ResidentsBranch1 And I'll tell you what isn't ever in style... disgusting Ghouls getting their rotting paws all over everything. MS12ResidentsBranch2 I've never been in prison, so I wouldn't know. All I know is that I'm safe in here. Out there you got all kinds of nastiness. Like those Ghouls. MS12ResidentsBranch2 You ever run into Ghouls in your travels? MS12ResidentsBranch2 Lucky? Perhaps I should feel lucky. But really, we've all worked hard to get what we have. I think it's fair to say we DESERVE to live here. MS12ResidentsBranch2 Those Ghouls on the other hand... they think they can just take whatever they want. Well, they have to earn the right to live here. MS12ResidentsBranch2 I'm not sure what you are trying to imply... but it's no crime to be paid for doing work. Tenpenny charges me rent too, you know. MS12ResidentsBranch2 In a perfect world, health care would be free... but since you've traveled through the Wastes out there, you know it's not a perfect world. Is it? MS12ResidentsBranch2 Take those Ghouls out there. Tenpenny won't let them live here. Sure, it's a little sad, but that decision is keeping people in here safe and sound. MS12ResidentsBranch2 People ARE dying to get in here. Like those dirty Ghouls... or at least they should be dying. Security has got to get their act together. MS12ResidentsBranch2 But luck has nothing to do with it. We deserve this. All of it. Not everyone is as smart, as pretty, or as wealthy as the cream of the crop. MS12ResidentsBranch2 Don't blame me. Blame mother nature. Survival of the fittest. It's the game of life. We're the winners. And those Ghouls, they are definitely losers. MS12ResidentsBranch3 Not used to civilized discourse, eh? You're from out there in the Wasteland, right? You must be pretty tough to survive out there. Ever kill a Ghoul? MS12ResidentsBranch3 You're lucky they even let you in here. I'm surprised they did, since it will only encourage those Ghouls who want to live here. MS12ResidentsBranch3 They don't understand they need to earn the right to live here. MS12ResidentsBranch3 If you don't mind, I have better things to do. MS12ResidentsBranch3 Like fixing up some pills to keep the residents bolstered against whatever diseases those Ghouls bring with them when they bang on the gate. MS12ResidentsBranch3 You are in definite need of an attitude adjustment. Like those God-awful Ghouls scrabbling at the gate all the time. MS12ResidentsBranch3 Someone must do something to get rid of those vermin once and for all! MS12ResidentsGhouls That damn Roy Phillips won't take no for an answer. Keeps showing up, looking for a handout. He and his kind aren't wanted. End of story. MS12ResidentsGhouls If I were a betting man, I'd place a stack of caps on him trying something violent soon. MS12ResidentsGhouls And that would make Tenpenny nervous. I don't like it when Tenpenny gets nervous. MS12ResidentsGhouls But I can't spare the manpower to go hunt down Roy Phillips and his band of misfits, or I'd gladly end this thing once and for all. MS12ResidentsGhouls If they got in here, they'd get their filth over everything. You can smell them a mile away! MS12ResidentsGhouls I hope they come back and get killed by security. MS12ResidentsGhouls They were told they can't live here. But those zombies are too stupid to understand. MS12ResidentsGhouls They live in their own filth, squatting in the nearby metro tunnel. Security keeps shooting them, but they keep coming back. MS12ResidentsGhouls Don't you worry about any such thing, sir. Care to wet your whistle? MS12ResidentsGhouls I'm sure it will end in bloodshed. It's serious business, comrade. MS12ResidentsGhouls They're living in the nearby tunnels. They scare me! MS12ResidentsGhouls Why doesn't somebody do something! MS12ResidentsGhouls Are you going to do something about the problem, or not? MS12ResidentsGhouls Some Ghouls moved into the nearby Metro tunnel. There's a bunch of the so-called Feral Ghouls in there, but a handful seem the sociable type. MS12ResidentsGhouls I've tried explaining to my fellow tenants that not all Ghouls are monsters. But they don't seem to care. MS12ResidentsGhouls The intelligent ones should stay away from our trigger happy protectors. If there're enough feral ones though, they could overwhelm security. MS12ResidentsGhouls We have the situation... contained. MS12ResidentsGhouls Chief Gustavo assures us that he's increased the number of the security team, and will kill any zombies on sight. MS12ResidentsGhouls We haven't discussed this already? Apparently there's a pack of zombies living in the tunnels. Gustavo says he has it under control. MS12ResidentsGhouls On the bright side, it's given me another reason to hit the drink! MS12ResidentsGhouls There's a pack of zombies living nearby in some old tunnel. They asked to move in. Naturally, they were told to go to hell. MS12ResidentsGhouls Gustavo's hired some additional goons. Seems to be working. Still, makes one a bit fidgety having those loathsome creatures around. MS12ResidentsGhouls I wouldn't even want them as slaves! MS12ResidentsGhouls Again with the Ghouls! It's all anyone will gossip about. I can't help thinking about them... doing things to us. Let's talk about something else. MS12ResidentsGhouls My current theory is that the destructive disease of the Ghoul condition will always eventually render him little more than a mindless killer. MS12ResidentsGhouls The proverbial Wasteland "zombie" with a predilection for raw human flesh. MS12ResidentsGhouls They can't be cured. And there's nothing to alleviate the symptoms. All in all, it seems rather sad, really. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice1 Really? That'd be wonderful. Talk to Chief Gustavo about it. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice1 Yeah? Talk to Gustavo. He may wish to employ your assistance. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice1 Really? It's your funeral I suppose. You'll want to discuss it with Chief Gustavo first. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice1 Really? How? Wait! I don't really want to know - it probably entails something wickedly awful - just talking about it will give me the jeepers. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice1 Chief Gustavo will want to know you will help. He might even be able to offer you something for your troubles. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice1 I wish you luck. You'll want to talk to Chief Gustavo first. He may be able to lend you a soldier or two. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice1 Really? Perhaps you can. We'd all be terribly grateful. Chief Gustavo will want to know you're willing to help. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice1 Hmm. You're certainly welcome to try, aren't you? Talk to Chief Gustavo. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice1 Excellent. Speak with comrade Gustavo. He'll know what to do. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice1 Really? Chief Gustavo is going to want to hear about that. You should talk to him right away. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice1 You're something else. Not like these other losers. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice1 Hmm. We might get to be friends after all. You're not so bad. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice1 Aha! An adventurous soul like myself. If I wasn't retired, I might come with you myself. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice1 If you can do a better job than Chief Gustavo, perhaps you can go enlighten him. I have important matters to attend to. If you'll excuse me? MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice2 I hope I don't have to find out... though, everyone loves my cooking. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice2 Look around... what else is there to do? MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice2 Hmph. Well I... I just remembered I have something important to do. Goodbye. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice2 What? Why, I do believe you are being quite rude! Goodbye. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice2 Well... not exactly. But my colleagues have published papers... MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice2 I suppose I someone ought to verify their findings... Perhaps I'll do that. Who knows? I might even finally get published! MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice2 Well... I just thought... Never mind. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice2 What are you suggesting by that? I don't think I like your tone! MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice2 Are you mocking me, comrade? MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice2 Perhaps you're right. But, I prefer to keep my nightmares a fantasy and not test my luck with the real thing. Thank you very much. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice2 I was hoping we could get to know each other better. What was I thinking? MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice2 I was hoping we could get along. What was I thinking? MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice2 You're lucky old men learn patience. But keep pushing your luck and I'll teach you a thing or two. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice2 Ahem. I advise you to speak more civilly. Perhaps you can go enlighten Chief Gustavo. I have pressing "evil minion" things to do. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice3 Those Ghouls got you scared too, huh? MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice3 Thanks. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice3 We shall simply have to ignore them until they bugger off. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice3 It's more than just interesting. It's positively horrible! MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice3 If you don't mind, I have something things to attend to. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice3 Yeah. Thanks. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice3 I suppose it is, isn't it? MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice3 That's not the word I'd use for it, comrade. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice3 I wish I was as unconcerned as you. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice3 You're a bit of a loser, aren't you? MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice3 Don't care? You might one day. MS12ResidentsGhoulsChoice3 If there's nothing else, I have better things to be doing right now. MS12ResidentsGhoulsHelp Like I tell my men: Don't bother reporting in, unless it's to tell me you got the job done. MS12ResidentsGhoulsHelp Really? You? You're welcome to give it a try. But don't come crying to me when you get hurt. MS12ResidentsGhoulsHelp They've holed up in the nearby metro tunnels. They're living with packs of Feral Ghouls. Be careful, Roy seems damn close to turning zombie himself. MS12ResidentsGhoulsHelp I suppose you won't be doing this out of the kindness of your heart, huh? MS12ResidentsGhoulsHelp How's 500 bottlecaps sound? Payable upon termination of that damn Ghoul, Roy Phillips, and all his followers. MS12ResidentsGhoulsHelpAccept Yeah right. Good luck soldier. I'm not coming after you to rescue your ass if you get in trouble. You're on your own. MS12ResidentsGhoulsHelpAccept Roy Phillips and his gang are somewhere in Warrington Station Metro tunnels. They've barred the main entrance. Try going through the train yard. MS12ResidentsGhoulsHelpExtra Here, you can take this rifle and ammo. But don't waste it shooting at shadows. MS12ResidentsGhoulsHelpExtra Roy Phillips and his gang are somewhere in Warrington Station Metro tunnels. They've barred the main entrance. Try going through the train yard. MS12ResidentsGhoulsHelpPeaceful That's a laugh. Roy Phillips can't be reasoned with. Trust me. But go ahead and try to talk some sense into him. It's your funeral. MS12ResidentsGhoulsHelpPeaceful They've holed up in the nearby metro tunnels. They're living with packs of Feral Ghouls. They've barred the main entrance. Go through the train yard. MS12ResidentsGhoulsHelpPeaceful Good luck, kid. You're gonna need it. MS12ResidentsGhoulsHelpSpeech Well... maybe you're right. It was something I was going to have to do eventually anyway. How about another 200 caps? MS12ResidentsGhoulsHelpSpeech And here. You can take this rifle and ammo. MS12ResidentsGhoulsHelpSpeech But you better not screw this up! MS12ResidentsGhoulsHelpSpeech Roy Phillips and his gang are somewhere in Warrington Station Metro tunnels. They've barred the main entrance. Try going through the train yard. MS12ResidentsGhoulsPersuade You're out of line. Those filthy bitches can stay living in those metro tunnels. They'll move in here over my dead body. MS12ResidentsGhoulsPersuadeBad Quite right! You're not such a moron after all. MS12ResidentsGhoulsPersuadeGood Are you threatening me? You're obviously an idiot, so I'll let that one slide. But I'm warning you, I won't hesitate to kill you if I have to. MS12ResidentsGhoulsPersuadeNeutral Whatever. MS12ResidentsGhoulsTalk Tenpenny doesn't care how big their pile of bottlecaps is. He won't let Ghouls live here. Those Ghouls need to give up and go bother someone else. MS12ResidentsGhoulsTalkBad That's right. You never know when they'll go zombie on your ass. Perhaps you're smarter than you look. MS12ResidentsGhoulsTalkGood Your bleeding heart is liable to get you in a lot of trouble one day. MS12ResidentsGhoulsTalkGood Look kid, eventually all Ghouls go zombie on your ass. It's only a matter of time. MS12ResidentsGhoulsTalkGood Kill them when you find them. It's a win-win. You put them out of their misery, and save someone else from getting torn apart. MS12ResidentsGhoulsTalkNeutral No, but perhaps it might be. MS12REsidentsGhoulsWhat You serious? You don't know what a Ghoul is? MS12REsidentsGhoulsWhat A goddamn disaster waiting to happen that's what they are. MS12REsidentsGhoulsWhat Sure, maybe you can get over the fact they look like someone took a cheese grater to their face. But it's what you don't see that's the problem. MS12REsidentsGhoulsWhat The radiation slowly eats away their brain, then they go zombie on you. It's better for everyone to kill them before all that, if you ask me. MS12ResidentsNeighbors HELL NO! Tenpenny won't allow it. And I take my orders from him. MS12ResidentsNeighbors After Tenpenny died, I assumed full command. And since I hate Ghouls, I guess the answer to that question is pretty damn clear. MS12ResidentsNeighbors Those Ghouls can live here over my goddamn body! MS12ResidentsNeighbors I spend most of my days out acquiring and managing various... assets for Mister Tenpenny. So it matter's little to me personally. MS12ResidentsNeighbors However, the Ghoulish state is a bitter reminder that things aren't yet in line with Mister Tenpenny's vision for a pure and stainless future. MS12ResidentsNeighbors So you see, Ghouls living here is simply out of the question. MS12ResidentsNeighbors I know you've been pressuring people into allowing Ghouls to live here. MS12ResidentsNeighbors Who do you think you are, harassing honest people like that? You should be ashamed of yourself! I certainly won't allow Ghouls to live here. MS12ResidentsNeighbors My neighbors might be out of their minds, but I am not. Those Ghouls will NOT be living here. MS12ResidentsNeighbors Ah yes. I was wondering when you'd try me. MS12ResidentsNeighbors You may be able to coerce the others, but I'm not such a pushover. Your zombie buddies will need to find someplace else to live. MS12ResidentsNeighbors It's my turn, eh? Well, you won't be getting me to go along with your ridiculous plan. MS12ResidentsNeighbors Ghouls aren't human. They live in filth. They eat their own babies. You're out of your right freaking mind! MS12ResidentsNeighbors I know all about your plan to get your Ghoul pals in here, and I'm putting a stop to it. You can't just go around pushing us around like that! MS12ResidentsNeighbors I've dealt with people like you before... people who think they know what's good for everybody else. I know what's best for me, and that's no Ghouls. MS12ResidentsNeighbors So you can run along and tell your Ghouls they'll just have to find somewhere else to squat. Or better yet, to go off and die somewhere. MS12ResidentsNeighbors Oh, I know you've been lobbying for those Ghouls... and I've already been thinking it over. I guess I would be willing to give it a try. MS12ResidentsNeighbors I know you've been talking to the others about the Ghouls... and I've been mulling the whole thing over a few cocktails... well more than a few... MS12ResidentsNeighbors And I've decided that I'd be willing to give it a go. Having Ghoul neighbors, I mean. MS12ResidentsNeighbors I knew it was only a matter of time before you asked me about that... I've decided I want to do my own study of Ghoul physiology. MS12ResidentsNeighbors Who knows, I could even publish my findings! MS12ResidentsNeighbors You've finally got around to asking me, comrade. MS12ResidentsNeighbors I've given it a lot of careful thought. I would welcome these Ghouls into our community. MS12ResidentsNeighbors I've already formed a welcoming committee! MS12ResidentsNeighbors It's my turn, eh? I'm still worried, but if the others are willing to let them live here, I guess I could try it. But they better behave! MS12ResidentsNeighbors I've heard they carry diseases. I'd have to sanitize everything after them all the time. Besides, they are dangerous, aren't they? MS12ResidentsNeighbors You've heard the stories I'm sure. About the mindless ones eating brains and the like. Well, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with all that. MS12ResidentsNeighbors Haha. You're joking right? You're serious? Of course not! Ghouls can't live here. They're dirty loathsome creatures. MS12ResidentsNeighbors Dear lord. Are you serious? Ghouls living here? With us? That's simply out of the question. MS12ResidentsNeighbors I'm not sure. My first responsibility is the health and welfare of the residents of Tenpenny Tower. MS12ResidentsNeighbors Ghouls often carry diseases due to radiation damaging their immune systems. MS12ResidentsNeighbors You're being serious? That's out of the question. What an absurd notion! MS12ResidentsNeighbors You can't be serious. Ghouls aren't human. They live in filth. They eat their own babies. You're out of your right freakin' mind! MS12ResidentsNeighbors Don't have any data in my files about that. MS12ResidentsNeighbors Ghouls wouldn't make the best of neighbors, comrade. MS12ResidentsNeighbors I don't know. I mean, they're all deformed and scary looking. I bet they're really mean, too. MS12ResidentsNeighbors I've come too far to share my digs with some droopy Ghoul! MS12ResidentsNeighbors Well, I wouldn't mind. But they'd better be civilized. The tenants here are real uppity and most wouldn't take kindly to Ghouls living here. MS12ResidentsNeighbors I've already told you no! MS12ResidentsNeighbors I believe I've told you NO! MS12ResidentsNeighbors It's not happening. MS12ResidentsNeighbors I will not allow Ghouls to live here. MS12ResidentsNeighbors I'm really tired of you and your Ghoul crusade. MS12ResidentsNeighbors I wouldn't mind. It would certainly liven things up around here, that's for sure! MS12ResidentsNeighbors I'm willing to give it a try... On a trial basis. MS12ResidentsNeighbors Oh what the hell? It's not like anything interesting happens around here anyway. MS12ResidentsNeighbors It would give me a chance to do my own study of Ghoul physiology. MS12ResidentsNeighbors It's not really fair to deprive anyone of a community, is it? So we really ought to welcome them as comrades, shouldn't we? MS12ResidentsNeighbors If they behave, I suppose it'd be okay with me. MS12ResidentsNeighborsBad Well, that's how most people feel, certainly. Talk to Security Chief Gustavo. He's managing the "Ghoul situation." MS12ResidentsNeighborsBad So why the hell would you even suggest such a retarded idea? Are you done wasting my time? MS12ResidentsNeighborsBad It best not to dwell on such things. MS12ResidentsNeighborsBad In time, after Tenpenny's projects have come to fruition, things like Ghouls and other deformations nature will be a thing of the past. MS12ResidentsNeighborsBad I agree, though I wonder if they can help it. They seem rather pathetic, don't they? It seems like a horrible way to have to live. MS12ResidentsNeighborsBad So I've heard. I have to wonder though, if they are all mindless killing machines, why do some of them want to be treated like humans so badly? MS12ResidentsNeighborsBad Indeed they are. Someone really should put them all out of there misery, don't you think? MS12ResidentsNeighborsBad So why would you even suggest they live here? Or were you kidding? MS12ResidentsNeighborsBad Hahaha! That's funny. MS12ResidentsNeighborsBad I'm not afraid. Just cautious. But perhaps you're right. It's better not to take chances. MS12ResidentsNeighborsBad Quite right. Perhaps you're not as stupid as you seem. MS12ResidentsNeighborsBad You don't have to tell me that. MS12ResidentsNeighborsBad Indeed, comrade. Indeed. I wonder though, if they might also need their own community? MS12ResidentsNeighborsBad I think so. I mean, something that ugly must be evil... right? MS12ResidentsNeighborsBad They sure are, so why suggest they move in here? Or, were you joking? Well, you aren't very funny. MS12ResidentsNeighborsBad Yes. Many will chew off your arm if given the chance. It's true. But they aren't all bad. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood Ha! I don't suppose I'd mind terribly if Ghouls were to live here. And it'd be a good bit of sport hunting them down if they misbehaved. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood I dare say though, you'll have a bit of trouble convincing certain residents to go along with your novel proposition. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood Tell you what. If you can convince Mr. and Mrs. Wellington, Mr. Ling, Ms. Montenegro, and Ms. Lancaster, those Ghouls can live here. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood Have you seen me shoot? I'm quite proficient, if I do say so myself. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood He'd be out of his goddamn mind... but like I said. Ultimately I work for him, so whatever he says, goes. But I wouldn't like it. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood In time, after Tenpenny's projects have come to fruition, things like ghouls and other aberrations of nature will be a thing of the past. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood These times are the crucible for a glorious future. One shouldn't be overly concerned with who gets burned in the process. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood I don't know. As long as they don't cause trouble. And they'd have to try to fit in with our established community. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood I guess I'd be willing to give it a try. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood Really? Well... As long as they don't bother me... I guess, I really don't care. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood I'm afraid that I can't abide by that. I can't imagine Tenpenny would allow it. But I certainly won't. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood Ha! I think I know a fair share more than some vagrant blown in off the Wastes. You are simply mistaken. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood They may appear nice, but deep down they want to kill. It's common knowledge among the educated. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood You clearly don't know what you are talking about! MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood Well... If they don't mind me giving them a thorough exam and if they agree to follow any directives I give them regarding health and hygiene... MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood I suppose I wouldn't mind too terribly. It'd give me a chance to study Ghoul physiology. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood I think you must have been out in the sun too long. Perhaps I could sell you a nice hat to keep your brain from frying? MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood Why would you hang out with dirty vermin like that? You enjoy sifting through feces? MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood You know it's only a matter of time before they get hungry and eat you. You're crazy. Ghouls will never live in Tenpenny Tower. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood Well, perhaps you're right, comrade. Some of these folk have a few things to learn about camaraderie, that's for sure. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood Well... alright. I'm willing to give them a chance. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood Well... you seem like you know what you're talking about. I guess I'd be willing to give it a try. I might not spend much time with them. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood And if they do anything stupid, I'm sure they'll get kicked out. Fine, it's ok. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood Well, if you don't mind their stink, then you should go squat with them in their dirty tunnels, and leave us civilized people alone. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGood Like I said, it's fine by me. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGoodPetition I guess so. Sure. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGoodPetition What the hell? Sure. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGoodPetition Sure. No problem. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGoodPetition Alright, comrade. We'll welcome them into the community. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGoodPetition I guess so. MS12ResidentsNeighborsGoodPetition Of course! I wonder if they've ever been to Underworld. Now there's an interesting vacation destination! MS12ResidentsNeighborsGoodPetition Damn it! Whatever... I'll freaking sign it. They can move into my old place. Burke's digs are better than mine anyway. Not that you'll lever know! MS12ResidentsNeighborsNeutral I must say, you can be quite the bore. Run along and pester someone else. MS12ResidentsNeighborsNeutral Are you done wasting my time? MS12ResidentsNeighborsNeutral Apathy is a condition of the present blight. In the future men will have passion and ideals again. Like Mister Tenpenny. Now, if you'll excuse me. MS12ResidentsNeighborsNeutral You're a little weird, aren't you? MS12ResidentsNeighborsNeutral You're the one that asked the question. If you don't mind, I'd like to get another drink. MS12ResidentsNeighborsNeutral Don't you have somewhere else you can go? Must you bother me? MS12ResidentsNeighborsNeutral I don't suppose you can find someone else to talk to? MS12ResidentsNeighborsNeutral My time is very important to me. I don't suppose you can waste your's somewhere else? MS12ResidentsNeighborsNeutral Is there something I can help you with? If not, why don't you find somewhere else to be? MS12ResidentsNeighborsNeutral Don't you have something better to do? MS12ResidentsNeighborsNeutral I have something to do, comrade. If you'll excuse me... MS12ResidentsNeighborsNeutral I just remembered I need to be someplace else. MS12ResidentsNeighborsNeutral Has anyone told you how annoying you are? MS12ResidentsNeighborsNeutral Don't start conversations you aren't interested in finishing. MS12ResidentsNeighborsTenpenny Why - I do believe you've lost your mind! Ghouls, living here? You're serious? MS12RoyPhillipsSayToPlayer Great job kid! Meet me around front. I have something for you to keep the ferals from gnawing on your ass! MS12RoyPhillipsSayToPlayer I had a feeling you'd be coming, deep in my angry bones, I just knew it. We're all set, just get that door open! MS12RoyPhillipsSayToPlayer Come on kid, get that door open! MS12RoyPhillipsSayToPlayer I'm counting on you, get that door open! MS12RoyPhillipsSayToPlayer What's the hold up? MS12RoyPhillipsSayToPlayer Get this door open already! MS12TenpennyDeadTopic I'm afraid Tenpenny and I had little disagreement. Not to worry though. He soon had a little "accident." Problem solved. MS12TillDeath You broke your sacred promise. MS12TillDeath What are you talking about dear? Is everything alright? MS12TillDeath Let me remind you... 'Till death do us part. MS13AllowedIn Yeah. Yeah. Go on up, hotshot. Just don't screw around, or things will get ugly. No second chances. Got it? MS13BadKarmaQuestHook I got this Mesmetron thing. It's some kind of stun gun. I'd like you to test it out for me. Should make getting slaves easier. MS13BadKarmaQuestHook You take this Mezzer. Shoot it at some poor schmuck. While he's in la-la-land, you slip one of these collars over his head. MS13BadKarmaQuestHook Be careful with that collar. It'll explode if you tinker with it. Tell the slave to boot it over here pronto, or his head'll pop. MS13BadKarmaQuestHook Here's a list of special targets Eulogy wants enslaved. But feel free to put a collar on anyone you can. I'll pay you for each slave that arrives. MS13BribeAvailableChoice Thank you. Pleasure doing business with you. Enjoy your visit to Paradise Falls. MS13BribeAvailableChoice Friendly warning - don't act like a jackass. You won't get a second chance. MS13BribeAvailableChoice That's what I said. Bring me the caps, and I'll vouch for you. Good luck. MS13BribeNotAccepting Fine. I didn't think you would anyway. You done bothering me yet? Piss off! MS13BuyNo Alright. Whatever you say, boss; it's your loss. But you can make a pile of caps. Let me know when you change your mind. MS13BuySpeech Okay, fine. But just this once. Here's another collar. Be more careful this time. MS13BuyYes Try to be more careful next time. MS13BuyYes You ain't got enough caps, asshole. This ain't a soup kitchen, and those collars ain't easy to come by. Come back when you got some money. MS13Collar1 I'm a slave now?!?! Don't kill me please! I'm going! MS13Collar1 A slave? I don't remember being a slave... Which way is that again? MS13Collar1 Oh... that sounds painful... Okay, which way is Paradise Falls again? MS13Collar1 The Slavers? I'm a slave? How did this happen?! MS13Collar2 My pockets? I'm not sure. Here take a look... MS13Collar2 My stuff? Okay. MS13Collar2 Huh? Sure, take a look. MS13Collar2 Okay, okay. Here. MS13Collar3 Money? I'm a slave? Where's this Paradise Falls? This collar will explode won't it? I've heard about these things. MS13Collar3 Oh that sounds bad. I need my head. Where's Paradise Falls? MS13Collar3 Huh? Paradise Falls? Where's that? MS13Collar3 Nothing personal? But I'm a person! ... I'm going, I'm going... don't hurt me! MS13CollarQuestion Jeesuz, do you ever shut the hell up? What do you want to know? MS13CollarQuestion1 It's got a radio signal we monitor here at Paradise Falls. If a slave's going the wrong direction, we push a button, and boom. His head pops. MS13CollarQuestion1 Once you get a collar on, you can't take it off in the field. They're wired to blow if anyone tinkers with it. So don't. MS13CollarQuestion2 Look. I gave you that Mesmetron thing. Should be a piece of cake. MS13CollarQuestion2 Hell, if you hit them with that thing and it works, I bet they'd put it on themselves if you asked. MS13CollarQuestion3 I don't care who the hell you put it on. I'll split the commission with you for any slave you send to us. MS13CollarQuestion3 But you can't just walk up to someone and put it on. You need to get them subdued first. I gave you that mezzer. Use it. Should make things easy. MS13CollarQuestionBack Damn. I thought you were finally going to shut up. What do you want now? MS13GrouseWarning You ain't allowed up there, you hear me? Go any farther and you're a dead man. I ain't warning you twice. MS13GrouseWarning You ain't allowed up there, you hear me? Take one more step and they'll be scraping you off the pavement. Ain't gonna warn you again. MS13Hook00a Yeah, okay. Be a smart ass. See where that gets ya... MS13Hook00a Yeah, okay. Be a smart ass. See where that gets ya... MS13Hook00b There's two kinds of people who get into Paradise Falls. Slaves and Slavers. MS13Hook00b So, unless you're looking to become a slave, piss off. MS13Hook00b There's two kinds of people who get into Paradise Falls. Slaves and Slavers. MS13Hook00b So, unless you're looking to become a slave, piss off. MS13Hook00c You "want to look around?" Where the hell do you think you are? Stop wasting my time, asshole. MS13Hook00c You "want to look around?" Where the hell do you think you are? Stop wasting my time, asshole. MS13Hook01a My "problem" is I got a goddamn job to do. And that's keeping assholes and morons from bothering Eulogy Jones and his enterprise. MS13Hook01a And I'm not sure which you are. I'm thinking moron, 'cause a smart man would have pissed off by now. MS13Hook01a You want to give me a reason I don't end you right this second? All your yapping is giving me a headache! MS13Hook01a My "problem" is I got a goddamn job to do. And that's keeping assholes and morons from bothering Eulogy Jones and his enterprise. MS13Hook01a And I'm not sure which you are. I'm thinking moron, 'cause a smart chick would have pissed off by now. MS13Hook01a You want to give me a reason I don't end you right this second? All your yapping is giving me a headache! MS13Hook01c What I "need" is for you to piss off. Eulogy Jones doesn't have time for putting up with morons and assholes like you. That's my job. MS13Hook01c But even I got limits, and all your yapping is giving me a migraine. Give me some reason I shouldn't just end you, right here and now. MS13Hook01SpeechBribe We might be able to work something out. But it won't be cheap. If I vouch for you and you go mess up our groove, it's my ass on the line. MS13Hook01SpeechBribe I think 500 caps should cover it. What do you say? MS13Hook02a Hmm. Maybe I could use someone like you. Think you can round up some assets for Eulogy Jones? Might get you into Paradise. MS13Hook02b Think you got what it takes, do you? Hmm... MS13Hook02b Yeah. I might have something you can do for me. If you don't screw it up, maybe I can get you into Paradise. Think you can round us up some assets? MS13Hook02c You don't give up, do you? Hmm... Maybe I have something you can do for me, and if you don't screw it up, maybe I'll help you into Paradise. MS13Hook02c Think you got what it takes to round up some slaves? MS13Hook02d Are you for real? You come up to a man's place of business, and you don't even know who he is? MS13Hook02d He's The Man. Runs Paradise Falls. He's the real deal. Definitely not someone you want to mess with. MS13Hook02d But Eulogy doesn't waste his time with morons. So piss off before I put you in the dirt. MS13Hook11a I'm glad you asked! I got this Mesmetron thing. It's some kind of stun gun. I want you to test it out for me. A little research project. MS13Hook11a You take this Mezzer. Shoot it at some poor schmuck. While he's in la-la-land, you slip one of these collars over his head. MS13Hook11a Be careful with that collar. It'll explode if you tinker with it. Tell the slave to boot it over here pronto, or his head'll pop. MS13Hook11a You got all that? I hate repeating myself. MS13Hook11a That Mesmetron came with some kind of manual. I don't have time for that bullshit, so you better know how to read. MS13Hook11b One more thing. I got this Mesmetron thing. It's some kind of stun gun. I want you to test it out for me. A little research project. MS13Hook11b You take this Mezzer. Shoot it at some poor schmuck. While he's in la-la-land, you slip one of these collars over his head. MS13Hook11b Be careful with that collar. It'll explode if you tinker with it. Tell the slave to boot it over here pronto, or his head'll pop. MS13Hook11b You got all that? I hate repeating myself. MS13Hook11b That Mesmetron came with some kind of manual. I don't have time for that bullshit, so you better know how to read. MS13Hook11Refuse What?! After all that yapping about wanting to get in, and you're just going to walk away? Why didn't you do that in the first place?! MS13Hook11Refuse Go on. Piss off already! Or do you want to get shot? MS13Hook11Refuse That's it. You're done wasting my time. Time to die asshole. MS13Hook11Refuse That's it. You're done wasting my time. Time to die asshole. MS13Hook1a Maybe you would fit in around here. MS13Hook1a Eulogy's got a special contract out on a few VIPs. You bring them in, I'll split the commission with you. MS13Hook1a You might fit in after all. MS13Hook1a Eulogy's got a special contract out on a few VIPs. I'm too damn busy or I'd go get them myself. MS13Hook1a I'll split the commission with you. And don't you get all bitchy. Do this for me, and I'll get you into Paradise. MS13Hook1b Okay, hotshot. We'll see how you do. Eulogy's got a few special contracts he wants filled. I'm too busy or I'd grab them myself. MS13Hook1b If you don't screw it up, I might even split the commission with you. MS13Hook1b Oh, I see. You're some kind of hot shot? Fine. Here's the deal. MS13Hook1b Eulogy's got a few special contracts he wants filled. I'm too busy or I'd grab them myself. So you're going to do it for me. MS13Hook1b Do this for me, and I'll get you into Paradise. And if you don't screw it up, I might even split the commission with you. MS13Hook1c I promise, nobody I'm sending you after is "innocent". Whatever that means. MS13Hook1c Eulogy's got a special contract out for a few ...VIPs. You get them for me, and we'll split the commission. Deal? MS13Hook1c You don't honestly believe anyone out there in the Wasteland is innocent, do you? MS13Hook1c If you can't stomach the business, then don't get into it in the first place. Assuming you're still interested... MS13Hook1c Eulogy's got a special contract out for a few VIPs. I'm too busy or I'd get them myself. You get them for me, and I let you in. Deal? MS13Hook1Refuse Oh no? I'm crushed. Heart broken. Here I thought we could be best friends for life. MS13Hook1Refuse Quit wasting my time! Now, piss off before I start shooting! MS13Hook1Refuse What?! That's it asshole. I'm done playing around with you. You've wasted enough of my time. I've tried to be nice. But you kept pushing me. MS13Hook1Refuse What's wrong with you? Didn't you learn your lesson last time? MS13HookAfterBribe Hmm... Eulogy's pretty picky about who gets on the Paradise Falls crew, and the interview process is pretty damn painful. MS13HookAfterBribe But maybe we can work out a mutually beneficial arrangement, just the two of us. You think you got what it takes? MS13HookThreaten There's no need to flex. I was just playing with you. We know who you are. You can come in. MS13HookThreaten Friendly warning - don't act like a jackass. You won't get a second chance. MS13HookThreaten Oh, and, if you want, I have a mutually beneficial offer for you to think about. MS13HookThreaten Relax. I was just playing with you. We know who you are. You can come in. MS13HookThreaten Friendly warning - don't act like a jackass. You won't get a second chance. MS13HookThreaten Oh, and, if you want, I have a mutually beneficial offer for you to think about. MS13MesmetronBuyAmmo 10 more batteries. Don't waste them, these things don't grow on trees you know. MS13MesmetronBuyAmmo Dumbass. You did waste them, didn't you? MS13MesmetronBuyAmmoNo Will you stop wasting my time? MS13MesmetronQuestion Great. I'd LOVE to talk to you some more. What the hell do you want to know now? MS13MesmetronQuestion1 How the hell should I know? I found it in some old military base. It's a gun, ain't it? Point it at someone and pull the trigger. MS13MesmetronQuestion1 Did you even look at the manual? You like wasting my time, don't you? MS13MesmetronQuestion3 Found it in a box locked up in some old military base. I've been meaning to test it out, but Eulogy keeps me so busy, I don't got time. MS13MesmetronQuestion3 Besides, glancing at that manual, looks like it's a bit... unstable. Thanks for testing it out for me! MS13MesmetronQuestionBack If you got more questions, read the shit I gave you. If you can't read, go find a group of Raiders to hang with. I don't waste time with idiots. MS13MesmetronQuestionBuyAmmo You wasted everything I gave you already? Jesus. Whatever. I'll sell you 10 more for 200 caps. Take it or leave it. MS13MesmetronQuestionBuyAmmo Suit yourself. Not like it's coming out of my paycheck. I'll sell you 10 for 200 caps. Take it or leave it. MS13Mezzed1 Yeah... Good idea. Okay. Here you go. I'm pretty tired all of a sudden. I can't even think straight. MS13Mezzed1 Huh? ...I do? I don't think so, but go ahead and take a look if you want. MS13Mezzed1 Magic trick? Like... like you'll make something disappear? Sure, I'd like to see you do that. MS13Mezzed1 A thief? Yeah... I'm feeling a little out of it... Maybe you better hold onto this stuff, you know, to keep it safe or whatever. MS13Mezzed2 Huh? A slave collar? What are you talking about? MS13Mezzed2 Oh... alright... this thing's heavy! MS13Mezzed2 Sure... what's this thing for anyway? MS13Mezzed2 Okay... Hey, this thing feels weird. Can I take it off now? MS13Mezzed2 Whoa! What is it? It's heavy! Oh... What friends are you talking about? Do I know them? MS13Mezzed3 What? Oh. Okay. MS13Mezzed3 I... I don't know... Where am I? MS13Mezzed3 Who are you again? MS13Mezzed3 Huh? Maybe... Yeah... MS13QuestionGoodbye Great! I was wondering when you'd finally shut-up. MS13QuestionGoodbye Good. All this chit-chat is giving me a headache. MS13RemoveCollar Oh... I don't know... okay. Yeah. Do it. It's worth the risk. MS13RemoveCollar Well... to hell with it! Go ahead and try. MS13RemoveCollar I hope you know what you're doing. MS13RemoveCollar I'd rather be dead than a slave. Do it! MS13RemoveCollar1a I have a bad feeling about this. MS13RemoveCollar1a Good luck... MS13RemoveCollar1a Hey!... I think it worked! MS13RemoveCollar1a Uhhh... is it supposed to vibrate like that?! MS13RemoveCollar1a Good luck... MS13RemoveCollar1a Hey!... I think it worked! MS13RemoveCollar1a Uhhh... is it supposed to vibrate like that?! MS13RemoveCollar1a I'm alive! You did it! MS13RemoveCollar1b Fine then. You're just going to have to kill me! MS13RemoveCollar1b That's not very funny. I'm a real person you know! MS13RemoveCollar1b You're evil. MS13RemoveCollar1b Damn you. MS13ShutUp Just kill me and get it over with already! MS13ShutUp I swear, if I ever get out of this mess, you're dead. MS13ShutUp What'd I ever do to you? MS13ShutUp Whatever. MS13SlavesNewCollar Those collars ain't easy to come by. So, you got to pay for the ones you waste. MS13SlavesQuestion Bring me one of those VIPs and I'll let you up into Paradise Falls. MS13SlavesQuestion But, since Eulogy's got me on watchdog duty all the time, I don't get to make much commission. MS13SlavesQuestion If you round up any slaves, I'll gladly split the commission with you. MS13SlavesQuestion But don't get any wise ideas. I'm the guy who monitors the slave collar radio signals, and notes any new "arrivals." MS13SlavesQuestion If you round up any slaves, I'll gladly split the commission with you. MS13TargetsQuestion There's four that Eulogy wants especially. Arkansas, Susan Lancaster, Red, and Flak. Which of those assholes do you want to know about? MS13TargetsQuestion Which one do you want to know about? MS13TargetsQuestion1 Arkansas is that asshole holed up in that minefield. Killed a whole Paradise Falls crew. Eulogy wants him to suffer. MS13TargetsQuestion1 Head east. Watch out for Germantown - damn mutants took over the police station there. MS13TargetsQuestion2 Susan Lancaster lives at Tenpenny Tower. She was one of us. Let's just say she never paid the exit price. MS13TargetsQuestion3 Red is that hot doctor chick from Big Town. She made us some promises that she never paid up. Now it's time to collect. MS13TargetsQuestion4 Flak used to be one of us. Thinks he can make a new life in Rivet City. He's sold us out on more than one occasion. It's time for retribution. MS13TargetsQuestionBack Great. Wasn't my idea to spend all day talking about these assholes. MS14AlreadyDead Damn! He's the one I most wanted to die by my hand. MS14AlreadyDead At least he's dead somehow. Here. I'll give you 25 caps for the news, but I'm not going to pay you to kill a dead man. MS14AlreadyDead He is? MS14AlreadyDead I don't care. All I want is that damn key. No key, no caps. MS14AlreadyDead He is? MS14AlreadyDead I don't believe you. Give me some proof, a ring, a key, something. MS14AlreadyDead I shouldn't be surprised. The way he lived it was bound to happen sooner or later. MS14AlreadyDead All you have to do now is bring me his key. No key, no caps. MS14AlreadyDead I shouldn't be surprised. The way he lived it was bound to happen sooner or later. MS14AlreadyDead Wait. How do I know you aren't lying? I want proof. Some personal object of his. No proof, no caps. MS14AlreadyDead Really? That bastard finally bit it? MS14AlreadyDead Such is life. Do you have his key? No key, no caps. MS14AlreadyDead Really? That bastard finally bit it? MS14AlreadyDead Wait a minute. You could be lying. You got something of his as proof? No proof, no caps. MS14BackAtYou No, it tickles. Everyone's got to be a comedian. MS14BackAtYou Say, for someone who hasn't seen many Ghouls before, you don't seem too bothered. MS14BackAtYou I could use someone like you. How would you feel about working for a Ghoul? MS14BackOff You're too nosy for your own good. It can be a dangerous habit. MS14BackOff Yes. He's much nicer than some of my guests. MS14BackOff Yeah, well don't let it happen again. MS14BackOff Really? That's a relief. MS14BackOff You're as cheap as the rest of them. MS14BackOff Sheesh. Wastelanders get dumber every day. MS14BackOff I don't give away anything for free. Besides, its obviously worth something to you. MS14BackOff Is there anything else you need? MS14Bribe A whole bottle? You got a deal. All I know is that he keeps trying to hire outsiders to do some killing. MS14Bribe I heard him mumble something about a Fort too. MS14Bribe Very funny. MS14Bribe Crowley has some scam going where he's going to get rich. MS14Bribe He tried to get me to kill these three guys, but I wouldn't do it. I've met Dave, and he's no more of a Ghoul bigot than I am. MS14BuildUnderworld See? I knew you understood Ghouls. MS14CanKill Or the right money, heh? MS14CanKill I've got this list of people. Ghoul bigots. Real scum. MS14CanKill I've only got four guys left on the list. Started with eleven. All of them hate Ghouls and treat us like we're zombies. MS14CanKill They all deserve to die. But it has to be done with a head shot. Just like the old stories where zombies can only be killed that way. MS14CanKill I'll give you 100 caps for each of them. If they die some other way, I'm only paying 25 though. MS14Crowley Ahzrukhal doesn't like it when I talk about his customers. MS14Crowley The back room renter? Oh, he's a swell guest. So polite too. Never gets mad at anyone. MS14Crowley I've been letting that room to him for about a year now. MS14Crowley Who? Never heard of him. MS14Crowley If I start telling tales about my customers, I'll lose all of them. MS14Crowley Nothing. Why? What have you heard? You've heard something haven't you? MS14Crowley He's not my type. Doc Barrows is friendly with him though. Why don't you ask him. MS14Crowley I know he doesn't sell Jet. Bastard. MS14Crowley You want to know about Crowley? Go ask Quinn or Greta. I don't follow the gossip around here like they do. MS14Crowley He's an odd one. Why just a few months ago he decided he didn't like people calling us zombies. MS14Crowley No Ghoul likes to be called a zombie, but Crowley was going up to humans and almost daring them to do it. MS14Crowley Won't never buy me a drink, that's what. MS14Crowley I'm not going to rat on a customer. Unless you... you know. MS14Crowley I might know something interesting, if you're willing to pay for it. MS14Crowley Whoa! That's a blast from the past. MS14Crowley My dad knew a dude named Crowley. I never met him though. MS14Crowley I think Dad said he died when they were checking out some old fort. MS14Crowley Hey, didn't we already talk about this? Isn't that the dude that wants to kill me? MS14Crowley Like I told you, my dad knew this Crowley dude. I never met him though. MS14Crowley Dad said he died when they were checking out some old fort. MS14Crowley Hey, didn't we already talk about this? MS14Crowley My dad knew a dude named Crowley. I never met him though. MS14Crowley I think Dad said he died when they were checking out some old fort. MS14Crowley He's fucking dead, that's what I can tell you. MS14Crowley Feral Ghouls ripped his nuts off and ate them for dinner. MS14Crowley There's a name I haven't heard in a long time. MS14Crowley Before the people elected me President, I worked with a mercenary named Mister Crowley. MS14Crowley We were part of an expedition to Fort Constantine. MS14Crowley Never heard of him. MS14Crowley Wait. I think I do remember Allistair Tenpenny mentioning him once. Something about a job. It was before I met him. MS14Crowley The Ghoul? He's dead. Died twenty years ago. MS14Crowley Good riddance too. I hate those shufflers. MS14DaveAboutKey You need all the keys to get through Fort Constantine. MS14DaveAboutKey With only one key, there's no point in my going back. MS14DaveBigot Me? Hate Ghouls? Preposterous. MS14DaveBigot Wait. You said you're here to kill me? I'm going to have to recind your diplomatic immunity. MS14DaveBigot Then I'm going to execute you. MS14DaveBigot Wait. I've changed my mind. You have one hour to leave the Republic. Then I'll execute you. MS14DaveEndNoThreat It is such a burden being the wisest. MS14DaveEndNoThreat I hope these scraps of wisdom make your life better. MS14DaveEndThreat Of course, of course. I should have you killed, but that would be boring. MS14DaveEndThreat Mister Crowley on the other hand... MS14DaveFort Two of us died, including Crowley. The rest achieved the mission goals and were paid. MS14DaveGiveKey Hmm. Of course it would. I knew that. I was just testing you to see if you would realize it. MS14DaveGiveKey Here, take the key. It is a gift from the Republic of Dave to the Wasteland. MS14DaveGiveKey Hmm. Of course it would. I knew that. I was just testing you to see if you would realize it. MS14DaveGiveKey Here, take this key. It is a gift from the Republic of Dave to the Wasteland. MS14DaveHowDie When the Feral Ghouls killed Tara, Dukov realized that he would get more of the commission. MS14DaveHowDie He decided to kill off the rest of us too. He locked Crowley into a room with Feral Ghouls, and that was the last we saw of him. MS14DaveHowDie Strayer and I didn't trust Dukov after that. The three of us finished the mission together, but with guns drawn. MS14DaveIntimidate Of course it would. I knew that. You heard me say that before, didn't you. It was my idea after all. Here, take it. MS14DaveIntimidate Your audience is over. MS14DaveKillYou What! How dare you! I'm going to have you executed. MS14DaveKillYou Help! Your president is being attacked! MS14DaveWantsKey Alive? I always wondered. He was locked in with a bunch of Feral Ghouls. They won't attack Ghouls, you see. MS14DaveWantsKey The key is part of the Republic of Dave treasury. I couldn't possibly part with it. MS14DaveWantsKey Alive? I always wondered. He was locked in with a bunch of Feral Ghouls. They won't attack Ghouls, you see. MS14DaveWantsKey Would you consider taking him a personal item, like this key, and just telling him you killed me? MS14Defuse Is that so? Even if I call you a milk-sucking, mutant-loving, water-stealing whore? MS14Defuse Is that so? Even if I call you a milk-sucking, mutant-loving, water-stealing son of a whore? MS14DukovAboutKey You need all the keys to get through that fucking fort. MS14DukovAboutKey Since I've only got the one, no point in my going back there. MS14DukovAboutKey If you want that key, I need to see your caps on the table, clown shoes. Ha, ha! MS14DukovBigot What? Fuck me sideways! No, better yet, fuck him. I swear, I'll jam a grenade so far up his ass... MS14DukovBigot I've got nothing against Ghouls. Ha! I even had a Ghoul party girl once, to see what it was like! MS14DukovBigot This is about the key, isn't it? The goddamn key. If you want it, I'd better see some fucking caps on the table, clown shoes. MS14DukovBuyKey Now that's what I'm talking about! MS14DukovBuyKey You just bought yourself a motherfucking key. MS14DukovBuyKey Now take it and get the hell out of here. MS14DukovBuyKey Now that's what I'm talking about! MS14DukovBuyKey You don't even know what's going on, do you clown shoes? Ha! You just bought yourself a motherfucking key. MS14DukovBuyKey Now take it and get the hell out of here. MS14DukovConstantine It's northwest of here, numb nuts. A long fucking walk, too. MS14DukovConstantine Wankers like you can't get in though. You need a special set of keys. MS14DukovEndNoThreat Good. I'm getting tired of flapping jaw with you, clown shoes. MS14DukovEndNoThreat I think I'll flap my balls against Cherry's ass instead! Oh, yeah! MS14DukovEndThreat Motherfucking right you have! He should have known better than to send some clown shoes of an assassin to take me out. MS14DukovGiveKey You got some big brass ones, you know that. And fuck me if I don't think you could do it. MS14DukovGiveKey Here. Take it. Now go fuck yourself before I change my mind. MS14DukovGiveKey You got some big brass ones, you know that. And fuck me if I don't think you could do it. MS14DukovGiveKey Here. Take this key. It's all he really wants anyway. Now go fuck yourself before I change my mind. MS14DukovIntimidate For you, sweet cheeks? Sure thing! MS14DukovIntimidate Now, how about I show you how I keep my two bitches happy all night long? MS14DukovNotEnoughCaps What the fuck is this? You call that money? MS14DukovNotEnoughCaps Unless you pull 200 caps out of your ass, don't bother me, motherfucker. MS14DukovNotEnoughCaps That's too bad, clown shoes. Come back when you can pay to play. MS14DukovRecordedNote Tara's dead. Crowley fucked up and got her killed. Fucking ghoul. When I'm done, he'll sniff butts with the ferals for the rest of his life. MS14DukovStealKey How can I resist those...what color are your eyes anyway? MS14DukovStealKey You've got to do something for me first. MS14DukovStealKey I can't live like this any more. You take me to Rivet City and I'll get your key. MS14DukovTenpenny Tenpenny hired us as mercs. He wanted some fancy fucking gun. MS14DukovTenpenny Don't know how he got Crowley to sign on. Tenpenny fucking hates Ghouls. MS14DukovWantsKey So the meatbag is alive, huh? Fine with me. Just show me the money. Put your fucking caps on the table and you can have it. MS14DukovWantsKey Fine with me. Just show me the money. Put your fucking caps on the table and you can have it. MS14DukovWantsKey So the meatbag is alive, huh? And I bet I know what he wants. MS14DukovWantsKey But I don't know what you want. What's your angle, clown shoes? MS14DukovWhereDied A little shithole called Fort Constantine. It fucked us up but good. MS14DukovWhoWith Ha, ha! No, clown shoes. Tenpenny hired a whole fucking team. MS14DukovWhoWith Strayer, Crowley, Tara, Dave and me. Tara had a pair on her! Sweet Jesus they were nice. Ha, ha! MS14DukovWhoWith That place fucked her up more than I did. The rest of us went our separate ways after that. MS14DukovYell You're drawing on me, clown shoes? I don't think so! MS14DukovYell You're drawing on me, bitch? I don't think so! MS14ExitDialogue Don't let me keep you. MS14FortConstantine It's pretty far away, northwest of here. Getting there won't do you any good though, not without those keys. MS14FortConstantine It's pretty far away, northwest of here. Knowing won't do you any good with these keys though. MS14GoAway That's it. Run away like a smoothskin coward. MS14GotKeys Marvelous! My list is growing shorter. MS14GotKeys Not much of a shot, eh? I couldn't kill Jeff, but I got his son. That will have to do. MS14GotKeys Here's your caps. I'll just take that key. MS14GotKeys That wasn't the plan. I suppose I have to pay for the key anyway though. Here. MS14GotKeys So long as I get that key, I don't care. MS14GotKeys Here's your caps. MS14GotKeys May his soul rot! This is great news. MS14GotKeys I'll take that key as a memento. Here, take your caps. MS14GotKeys Well, better dead than alive I suppose. MS14GotKeys Take your caps. I'll take that key. MS14GotKeys I thought I told you to kill him? That rat bastard is still alive! MS14GotKeys I'll pay for the key, but you really screwed up! MS14GotKeys Who cares? I've got his key. That's all I really want. MS14GotKeys Yes, yes, yes! Another bigot bites the dust. MS14GotKeys I'll just take that key, and you can take these caps. MS14GotKeys Well, at least he's dead. MS14GotKeys I suppose I have to pay you anyway since you brought back that key. Here. MS14GotKeys I'll pay you for the key, but I'm very disappointed. MS14GotKeys All I care about is the key...which I'll take now. MS14GotLie So, the Ghoul hater got what was coming to him. Good riddance. MS14GotLie Here's your caps. I'll take that key. MS14GotLie Excellent! That will be a lesson for all the Ghoul haters out there. MS14GotLie Here's you payment for the key. MS14GotLie Serves him right. He won't be spreading lies about Ghouls any more. MS14GotLie I'll take that key, and here are your caps. MS14GotTenpennyDead What! I hired you to kill him! I want him dead! You double crossed me. MS14GotTenpennyDead I won't get into a bidding war with him. I'll lose. MS14GotTenpennyDead Guess I've got to kill you now. MS14GotTenpennyDead Yes, yes, yes! Another bigot bites the dust. MS14GotTenpennyDead Good riddance. The wasteland is better off without him. MS14GotTenpennyLie Don't lie to me. The whole wasteland would be talking about it if Tenpenny died. MS14GotTenpennyLie Come back when you've done it right. MS14GuardDistract Shit! Thanks for the intel. I've gotta go. MS14HaveKey Ah! My trophy. You've earned your reward. MS14HaveKey Hmm. I guess you were telling me the truth. Take your caps. MS14HaveKey Okay. I believe you. Here's your money. MS14HereToKillYou What! No, please! I'm begging you. MS14HereToKillYou Oh, yeah? Give it your best shot, clown shoes! MS14HereToKillYou Assassin! MS14HereToKillYou Guards! Security! MS14Insult Are you comparing me to a...a...zombie! MS14Insult You bigot! Take your sweaty carcass elsewhere. MS14Insulted Another human bigot. It figures. Go mate with a Super Mutant. MS14JustGossip Humph. Not sure I know anything of use, but I'll take that drink. MS14JustGossip That will cost you two caps. MS14JustGossip Humph. Not sure I know anything of use, but ask away. MS14KillHumans Watch the attitude, human. Right here, right now, there are more of us than there are of you. MS14KillLots Well aren't you the bloodthirsty type? MS14KillLots I've got this list of people. Ghoul bigots. Real scum. MS14KillLots I've only got four guys left on the list. Started out with eleven. All of them hate Ghouls and treat us like we're zombies. MS14KillLots They all deserve to die. But it has to be done with a head shot. Just like the old stories where zombies can only be killed that way. MS14KillLots I'll pay you 100 caps for each one, 25 if they die some other way. MS14NewDealNo What! You bastard, I'll kill you! MS14NewDealYes Good. Oh, and I still want Tenpenny dead. That bastard really does hate Ghouls. MS14NewDealYes Good. Just get me those keys. MS14NoKey Well, go get it! MS14NoKey I'm not going to just take your word for it. I want that key. MS14NoKey Well, go get it! MS14NoKey I'm not going to just take your word for it. I want something of his as proof. MS14NoOffense Ha, ha! I like a human that knows his place. Too many of you think we're all just zombies. MS14NoOffense They don�t know, or don�t care, that we�re just as human as they are inside. We bleed! We hurt! We regret! MS14NoOffense And you know what really pisses me off? MS14NoOffense They think the only way to kill us is to shoot us in the head, like in the old zombie stories, and that will put us out of our misery. MS14NoOffense Hey, I know! Maybe you could help me even the score. MS14NoQuestions Then get going. MS14NotBigot You weren't supposed to talk to them! You were just supposed to kill them! MS14NotBigot Okay. Okay. All I really want are those security keys. Killing them is just a bonus. MS14NotBigot Just get me the keys, and I'll still pay you. I'll even throw in a hundred cap bonus. Deal? MS14NotBigot You're a nosy little bastard, aren't you? MS14NotBigot It's true. Tenpenny is a bigot, but the others aren't. All I want are those keys. MS14NotBigot Just bring me the keys and I'll give you the full price anyway. How about an extra hundred caps to seal the new deal? MS14NotBigot You're a little slow, aren't ya? MS14NotBigot Tenpenny is a bigot, but the others aren't. All I really want are those keys. MS14NotBigot Just bring me the keys and I'll give you the full price anyway. MS14NotInterested Hey, that's your loss, smoothkin. MS14NotInterested I thought so. No stomach for hard work. MS14NotInterested Suit yourself. MS14NotYet Well? what are you waiting for? MS14PersuadeCrowley Oh, well that's different. MS14PersuadeCrowley You're the third human he's tried to get to kill those guys. MS14PersuadeCrowley He won't ask me, or anyone else in Underworld. It's kind of weird. MS14PersuadeCrowley Well, he does keep talking about how he's going to make his fortune soon. MS14PersuadeCrowley He says as soon as he finds some wastelander to do his dirty work, he'll be set for life. MS14PersuadeCrowley I think it's just the whiskey talking. Vile stuff. MS14PersuadeCrowley Ah, what the hell. Crowley shows up here last year, he's a Ghoul just like the rest of us. MS14PersuadeCrowley Now, all of sudden he's looking for payback against Ghoul haters. Except, I've met Dukov. He never insulted a Ghoul in his life. MS14PersuadeCrowley Dukov's got the foulest mouth in the wasteland. He's a drunk and a womanizer, but he's no bigot. Go ask him yourself. MS14PersuadeCrowley Damn. Double damn. He finally got someone to kill them humans. MS14PersuadeCrowley Someone believed that pack of lies he's been spreading. Well I just hope they talk to those poor folk before knocking them off. MS14PersuadeCrowley Deal. All I know is that he keeps trying to hire outsiders to do some killing. MS14PersuadeCrowley Ooh, a big spender. MS14PersuadeCrowley Well, it's better than nothing. Crowley has been outfitting himself for some big expedition. MS14PersuadeCrowley He's up to something, but he isn't saying what. MS14PersuadeCrowley Okay! Okay! No need to get upset. MS14PersuadeCrowley Crowley is running some sort of scam. He tried to get me to kill some wastelanders, but I wouldn't do it. MS14PersuadeCrowley Dave is one of them. I've met Dave, and he's mighty strange, but he's no bigot. He doesn't hate Ghouls any more than I do. MS14PersuadeCrowley Alright! Alright! MS14PersuadeCrowley Sometimes he comes by and asks me about the security system and stuff. You know, technical details about locks and computers. MS14PersuadeCrowley It's not just chit-chat either. He's angling for something, but I don't know what. Talk to Ahzrukhal up at the Ninth Circle about Crowley. MS14Reconsidered Excellent! Okay, here's a list of the guys and their last known locations. MS14Reconsidered Oh, and I'll need some proof. Word will get around about Tenpenny, so don't worry about him. MS14Reconsidered As for the others...I know. The other three have special security keys. You'll know them when you see them. MS14Reconsidered For each one you bring me, I'll pay you 25 caps. If they die from a shot to the head, I'll make it 100 caps. MS14ReluctantOffer The feeling's mutual, smoothskin. But that never stopped a business deal. MS14ReluctantOffer A lot of you humans are bigots. You don't like Ghouls and treat us like zombies, calling us brain eaters and shufflers. MS14ReluctantOffer Well, they're going to pay. Uh...before I get into the details, you don't have anything against killing do you? MS14Suit Pansy! Take a shot of vitamin M and keep fighting! MS14Suit It's just pain, soldier. Have some of this and tough it out. MS14Suit Be a soldier, not a civie! Have some juice and suck it up! MS14SuitCombat Gear up, soldier! MS14SuitCombat Let 'em eat lead! MS14SuitCombat Time to kick some ass! MS14SuitEmpty Head wound! Too bad you're out of morhpine. MS14SuitEmpty Leg wound! Without morphine, you're just going to have to suck it up. MS14SuitEmpty Chest wound! Don't you wish you had some vitamin M? MS14SuitEmpty Arm wound! No morphine, no relief soldier. MS14SuitEmpty God damn it, soldier! You're out of morphine! MS14SuitStart Listen up you god-damn puke! You are now wearing prototype medic power armor. You take care of me, and I'll take care of you. MS14SuitStart Medic armor, reporting for duty, sir! MS14SuitStart Medic armor, reporting for duty, ma'am! MS14TakeQuest Excellent! Take this sniper rifle. You'll need it. MS14TakeQuest Here's a list of the guys and their last known locations. Word will get around if Tenpenny is killed, but I'll need proof for the others. MS14TakeQuest Bring me back something personal from each of them as proof. Like a key or ring or something. MS14TakeQuestMoney Excellent! Take this sniper rifle. You'll need it. MS14TakeQuestMoney Here's a list of the guys and their last known locations. Word will get around if Tenpenny is killed, but I'll need proof for the others. MS14TakeQuestMoney Bring me back something personal from each of them as proof. Like a key or ring or something. MS14TedBuyKey Oh, yeah! I'm gonna be flying high tonight. MS14TedBuyKey Oh, yeah! I'm gonna be flying high tonight. MS14TedEndNoThreat No sweat, man. I'm just chilling out here for a while. MS14TedEndThreat No problem dude. Thanks for not offing me. MS14TedEndThreat No problem dude. You're alright. MS14TedFind Have you tried the common room? That's where he sleeps. MS14TedFind Otherwise...hmmm. You can probably find him on the flight deck some days, if it isn't raining. MS14TedFind He usually goes to the Muddy Rudder on Sundays. Beyond that, who knows. MS14TedGiveKey Uh...sure, dude. I don't know what it's for anyway. Don't need to get all thug like. MS14TedIntimidate Okay, dude, Don't have a cow. Here, take it. MS14TedIntimidate Okay, dude, Don't have a cow. Here, take it all. MS14TedTenpenny Everybody knows he runs Tenpenny Tower, but I never met the dude. I swear! MS14TedWantsKey Whoa! Is it, like, worth caps? Cause I got needs, man. MS14TedWantsKey Whoa! Is this, like, worth caps? Cause I got needs, man. MS14TedWantsKey Whoa! Is this, like, worth caps? Cause I got needs, man. MS14TedWhyFort Nah. He said that old man Tenpenny hired him and some other guys to go in there, but he never said why. MS14TedWhyFort My dad made enough caps off it to set him up good though. MS14TedWhyWantDead Like I told you, man. I never met the dude. Why would he want me dead? MS14TedWhyWantDead No shit! That dude wants me dead? MS14TenpennyBigot He's alive? I should have known. It's hard to kill those zombies. You gotta shoot 'em in the head. MS14TenpennyBigot Whatever he's paying you, I'll double it. MS14TenpennyEndNoThreat So easily? Somehow I'm not surprised. MS14TenpennyHigherBribe You mercenaries are so reliably predictable. MS14TenpennyHigherBribe 100 now, 200 when the job is done. MS14TenpennyHowDie Who cares? I hired some mercenaries to get me some equipment from Fort Constantine. He was one of them. MS14TenpennyHowDie Of the five, only three survived. You'll have to ask one of them if you want the gory details. MS14TenpennyMustDie An honest mercenary? Who would have thought. Guards! MS14TenpennyTakeBribe I love mercenaries. They're so easy to buy. MS14TenpennyTakeBribe You'll be paid after I know he's dead. And believe me, I'll know. MS14TenpennyWantsKey What key? Oh, that key. MS14TenpennyWantsKey You're a moron. I don't have any of his precious keys. Idiot. MS14TooGood Forget it. I guess you aren't the right type. MS14WhatOffer Not everyone is as sympathetic to Ghouls as you are. In fact some humans are downright bigots. MS14WhatOffer They treat us like zombies, calling us brain eaters and shufflers. MS14WhatOffer Well, I'm going to make them pay. Uh...before I get into the details, you don't have anything against killing do you? MS14WhyTheseGuys They're Ghoul haters. I want them all dead. Don't you think that's enough? MS15AbeWashBackground01 Why, of course I do! MS15AbeWashBackground01 If these items were lost to time, how would we ever be able to explore our heritage or appreciate the sacrifices our founding fathers made? MS15AbeWashBackground02 Then we understand each other. Hundreds of years ago, people studied history as a career. Then, when the bombs fell, it was almost lost. MS15AbeWashBackground02 Can you imagine a country like the U.S.A. without it? It would be the same empty feeling as not knowing your birth mother. MS15AbeWashBackground02 We are children of this country and to respect it is to know about it. MS15AbeWashBackground03 That's just the attitude I have come to expect from uneducated individuals. MS15AbeWashBackground03 It's people like you who will cause the name America to fade from memory. Children will think of the U.S.A. as just the Wasteland. MS15AbeWashBackground03 I mustn't let that happen! That's why this place exists. MS15AbeWashBackground04 Oh, it's so good to finally meet... I mean, to yet again meet someone who actually cares about history! MS15AbeWashBackground05 Bah! Sometimes I feel like it's hopeless. MS15AbeWashBackgroundBad Sigh. I was hoping seeing these pieces of the past would snap you out of your pessimism. I see I was wrong. MS15AbeWashBackgroundGood It makes me so happy to hear that! Feel free to look around all you like. MS15AbeWashBackgroundTop Oh? And have you come to any conclusions? MS15AbeWashCT00a Ah, a fellow scholar I see! MS15AbeWashCT00a Each of the documents in this room tells a small but important story about the history of the United States of America. MS15AbeWashCT00a Unfortunately, the greatest prize of all is missing from the collection. MS15AbeWashCT00b One man's garbage is another's treasure trove. Don't underestimate these documents. They may not look like much, but their value is immeasurable. MS15AbeWashCT00b Or would be anyway, if only I possessed one more item. MS15AbeWashCT00c Watch your tone, sir. To suggest the destruction of such fine specimens is almost, well... blasphemy! MS15AbeWashCT00c I'll have you know this collection is a complete chronicle of our nation's history. A unique glimpse into the past. MS15AbeWashCT00c Well, almost complete. One document still continues to elude me. MS15AbeWashCT00HaveIt What? You have the Declaration? Unbelievable! MS15AbeWashCT00HaveIt Are you certain this time? Or is this another joke? MS15AbeWashCT00HaveItDone01 By bringing this to me, do you realize you've just written yourself into the history books? MS15AbeWashCT00HaveItDone01 You're a true American hero and will be remembered for this glorious day! MS15AbeWashCT00HaveItDone01 But enough of that. Allow me to present you with some sort of compensation for your deed. MS15AbeWashCT00HaveItDone01 By bringing this to me, do you realize you've just written yourself into the history books? MS15AbeWashCT00HaveItDone01 You're a true American hero and will be remembered for this glorious day! MS15AbeWashCT00HaveItDone01 But enough of that. Allow me to present you with some sort of compensation for your deed. MS15AbeWashCT00HaveItDone02 By bringing this to me, do you realize you've both just written yourselves into the history books? MS15AbeWashCT00HaveItDone02 You're both true American heroes and will be remembered for this glorious day! MS15AbeWashCT00HaveItDone02 But enough of that. Allow me to present you with some sort of compensation for your deed. MS15AbeWashCT00HaveItDone02 I will award Sydney's promised bounty to her personally. No need to worry yourself about that. MS15AbeWashCT00HaveItDone03 By bringing this to me, do you realize you've both just written yourselves into the history books? MS15AbeWashCT00HaveItDone03 You're both true American heroes and will be remembered for this glorious day! MS15AbeWashCT00HaveItDone03 Sydney's name will forever be memorialized for her great sacrifice. She was a patriot and will be missed. MS15AbeWashCT00HaveItDone03 But enough of that. Allow me to present you with some sort of compensation for your deed. MS15AbeWashCT00HaveItDone04 Well that's just plain rude. I would hope you'd be kinder to an old man just trying to serve his nation! MS15AbeWashCT00HaveItDone04 But, since you brought it up... MS15AbeWashCT01 In 1776, the Second Judgmental Congress got together and adopted a document drafted by none other than Thomas Jefferson himself. MS15AbeWashCT01 It was the day the United States of America earned its name and secured its place in history. MS15AbeWashCT01 This magnificent achievement took form in the Declaration of Independence. MS15AbeWashCT02 Your rude tone leads me to believe you aren't interested in a little proposal I have for you. MS15AbeWashCT02 Now, will you hear me out? If not, we don't have much more to talk about. MS15AbeWashCT02a My friend, the sleeping fox catches no moss. MS15AbeWashCT02a Would you want to miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime? MS15AbeWashCT02bIntell Why, yes! Your knowledge of American History is quite impressive! MS15AbeWashCT02bIntell What an amazing crown jewel in my collection that would be! The original document created by the people, for the people. MS15AbeWashCT03 Shame. Very well, you're free to look around but with your level of patience I suspect you'll become bored rather quickly. MS15AbeWashCT04 Indeed I do. Without the Declaration, the rest of these relics are almost meaningless. I must have it! MS15AbeWashCT04 Acquire the document for me, and you'll be awarded most handsomely. What do you think? MS15AbeWashCT04a Well, I was hoping you'd realize what I want. I want you to get the Declaration for me. MS15AbeWashCT04a The Declaration would tie this collection of documents together so well and give it the patriotic meaning it deserves. MS15AbeWashCT04a If you can find it for me, I'd be sure to make it worth your while. MS15AbeWashCT04b Oh, would you? It would mean so much to me and the Society's collection here. MS15AbeWashCT05 A man of few words. Very well. MS15AbeWashCT05 Get the Declaration of Independence to me intact and I'll pay you well for your time. What do you say? MS15AbeWashCT05 A woman of few words. Very well. MS15AbeWashCT05 Get the Declaration of Independence to me intact and I'll pay you well for your time. What do you say? MS15AbeWashCT11 Please, accept this holotape as a token of my esteem and the esteem of every citizen of the United States. MS15AbeWashCT11 May it bring you the vocal skills possessed by only the greatest orators of our time. MS15AbeWashCT12 Well! The founding fathers would be disappointed in your fiery tone. MS15AbeWashCT12 However, a deal is a deal. Here is your reward. MS15AbeWashRewardChatter01 Marvelous! Then you've decided? MS15AbeWashRewardChatter02 Heroes of the United States will receive rewards befitting their rank, I can assure you. Your prize will be no different. MS15AbeWashRewardChatter02 I have in my possession the only known schematic for the creation of something called the Railway Rifle. MS15AbeWashRewardChatter02 Bring me the Declaration, and it's yours. MS15AbeWashRewardChatter03 Sorry, my mind tends to wander. I would see to it you receive a worthwhile trade. MS15AbeWashRewardChatter03 I have in my possession the only known schematic for the creation of something called the Railway Rifle. MS15AbeWashRewardChatter03 Bring me the Declaration, and it's yours. MS15Bailout Certainly. MS15Bailout Okay. MS15Bailout Very well. MS15ButtonCCT01 Men, today I address you with a message of utmost urgency. Our defenses have been breached, and soon we'll engage the enemy. MS15ButtonCCT02 Remember, the will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and to protect its free expression should be our first object. MS15ButtonCCT03 As your leader, Button Gwinnett, distinguished representative of Georgia, I promise you I have not yet begun to fight! MS15ButtonCCT04 Men! We can't let the enemy's progress dissuade us from our task! We must defend our freedom and our right to be independent! MS15ButtonCCT05 Strike now and strike hard. You may delay, but time will not! MS15ButtonCCT06 We cannot allow the enemy to penetrate our defenses any deeper! Old Glory must not be stained with the blood of tyranny! MS15ButtonCCT07 The enemy will be here soon, you must defend your leader! Remember: Our cause is noble; it is the cause of mankind! MS15ButtonCCT08 The enemy is at the gates! Now is the time for the greatest of rallying cries! MS15ButtonCCT09 Wish not so much to live long as to live well! MS15ButtonCT01 I am not a "robot." I am Button Gwinnett, second signer of the Declaration of Independence and distinguished representative from Georgia. MS15ButtonCT01 I know your fighting prowess far exceeds my own, but I will still duel you to the death if I must. MS15ButtonCT01 What will it be then? Rapiers? Pistols at dawn? Out with it! MS15ButtonCT01a Why, I am Button Gwinnett, second signer of the Declaration of Independence and distinguished representative from Georgia. MS15ButtonCT01a I know your fighting prowess far exceeds my own, but I will still duel you to the death if I must. MS15ButtonCT01a What will it be then? Rapiers? Pistols at dawn? Out with it! MS15ButtonCT02 I will NOT stand down, sir! To quote the words of the great Thomas Jefferson... MS15ButtonCT02 If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within or without, we must try to extinguish it! MS15ButtonCT02 I will NOT stand down, ma'am! To quote the words of the great Thomas Jefferson... MS15ButtonCT02 If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within or without, we must try to extinguish it! MS15ButtonCT02aIntelligence Then my reputation precedes me. Good. MS15ButtonCT02aIntelligence That should make you well aware that I am not to be trifled with and that my loyalty to the States is legendary. MS15ButtonCT02aIntelligence I know your fighting prowess far exceeds my own, but I will still duel you to the death if I must! MS15ButtonCT02aIntelligence What will it be then? Rapiers? Pistols at dawn? Out with it! MS15ButtonCT03 This is no mere scrap of paper, sir. This is the doctrine laid down by my fellow members of the Second Continental Congress. MS15ButtonCT03 It absolves us of the tyranny of King George the Third of Great Britain. It is perhaps the greatest symbol of this free nation. MS15ButtonCT03 This is no mere scrap of paper, madam. This is the doctrine laid down by my fellow members of the Second Continental Congress. MS15ButtonCT03 It absolves us of the tyranny of King George the Third of Great Britain. It is perhaps the greatest symbol of this free nation. MS15ButtonCT03a This is no mere document, sir. This is the doctrine laid down by my fellow members of the Second Continental Congress. MS15ButtonCT03a It absolves us of the tyranny of King George the Third of Great Britain. It is perhaps the greatest symbol of this free nation! MS15ButtonCT03a This is no mere document, madam. This is the doctrine laid down by my fellow members of the Second Continental Congress. MS15ButtonCT03a It absolves us of the tyranny of King George the Third of Great Britain. It is perhaps the greatest symbol of this free nation. MS15ButtonCT03b To suggest such a thing isn't just a falsehood... it's blasphemy! MS15ButtonCT03b The doctrine I defend was laid down by my fellow members of the Second Continental Congress. MS15ButtonCT03b It absolves us of the tyranny of King George the Third of Great Britain. It is perhaps the greatest symbol of this free nation! MS15ButtonCT04 Petty lies and deceit may be the way of Great Britain's crown, but I will not succumb to such tomfoolery. MS15ButtonCT04 Since it appears you wish to resolve this without bloodshed, may I suggest you stand down and surrender? MS15ButtonCT04 I can promise that you will be treated well; in a manner accustomed to any member of the Royal Army. MS15ButtonCT04a Broken promises and deceit may be the way of Great Britain's crown, but I will not succumb to such tomfoolery. MS15ButtonCT04a Since it appears you wish to resolve this without bloodshed, may I suggest you stand down and surrender? MS15ButtonCT04a I can promise that you will be treated well; in a manner accustomed to any member of the Royal Army. MS15ButtonCT04b I've been patient and I've spoken to you like a gentleman. MS15ButtonCT04b But if all you understand is violence, then let justice be done and let the Almighty decide the rightful winner. Defend yourself! MS15ButtonCT05 Very well, but any attempt to take the Declaration of Independence will be considered an act of war. MS15ButtonCT05a I've been patient and I've spoken to you like a gentleman. MS15ButtonCT05a But if all you understand is violence, then let justice be done and let the Almighty decide the rightful winner. Defend yourself! MS15ButtonCT06 Please explain, but I warn you, I am well versed on the tactics of the underhanded Redcoat spy. You'd do well to remember that. MS15ButtonCT07SC Saints alive! It is both an honor and a privilege, sir. I was hoping this day would arrive. MS15ButtonCT07SC I hope these fortifications are up to your high standards, sir. All of my men await your command to push and retake the Capital! MS15ButtonCT07SC May I ask where you intend to bring the document? MS15ButtonCT07SCFemale Saints alive! It is both an honor and a privilege, madam. I knew the day would arrive that Jefferson would send someone to help! MS15ButtonCT07SCFemale I hope these fortifications are up to your high standards, madam. All of my men await your command to push and retake the Capital! MS15ButtonCT07SCFemale May I ask where you intend to bring the document? MS15ButtonCT08 Interesting. I had a plan for just this sort of situation. Perhaps this will prove that you're here as an ally rather than an enemy. MS15ButtonCT08 We create a forgery of the Declaration and send it off to Great Britain! It might be just the delay we need to get the document out of here safely. MS15ButtonCT08 I'd love to be at court when King George finds out he wasted all his resources gaining a forgery! MS15ButtonCT08 We have to be cautious though, the British scholars would recognize a poor duplicate almost immediately. MS15ButtonCT08a Do you take me for a complete fool? MS15ButtonCT08a I too have spies, and they tell me you have no army with you. MS15ButtonCT08a However, since you've admitted to being the enemy and you have no wish to surrender, I'm afraid you'll have to be executed for your crimes! MS15ButtonCTRobotics Standby. Rebooting program. MS15ButtonCTRobotics Command structure reset... complete. Self diagnostic... complete. MS15ButtonCTRobotics Program reset. Awaiting user input. MS15ButtonForgeEnd01 It will be done. The only way to get the Declaration now would be to pry it from my cold, dead fingers. MS15ButtonForgeEnd01 It's been an honor meeting you, I can see you are indeed a patriot among men. MS15ButtonForgeEnd01 Now go... you'll have no further trouble from my men. Godspeed. MS15ButtonForgeEnd02 Very well, I'm sure you need to hasten back to headquarters. MS15ButtonForgeEnd02 It's been an honor meeting you, I can see you are indeed a patriot among men. MS15ButtonForgeEnd02 Now go... you'll have no further trouble from my men. Godspeed. MS15ButtonForgeEnd03 I am shocked to hear these words from you. I thought I was doing my best to hold these fortifications on behalf of our country. MS15ButtonForgeEnd03 Since I have obviously failed that task in your eyes, the only task I held dear, I see no recourse but to do the honorable thing. MS15ButtonForgeEnd03 Farewell and Godspeed. MS15ButtonForgery01 If you were to bring me some iron gall ink, I could produce a mirror perfect duplication. MS15ButtonForgery01 The best place to find some would be in the Arlington Library, which is why I have been unable to do this myself. MS15ButtonForgery01 After all, I can't abandon these fortifications. MS15ButtonForgery01a Hear, hear! MS15ButtonForgery01a If you were to bring me some iron gall ink, I could produce a mirror perfect duplication. MS15ButtonForgery01a The best place to find some would be in the Arlington Library, which is why I have been unable to do this myself. MS15ButtonForgery01a After all, I can't abandon these fortifications. MS15ButtonForgery01b Forgive my impertinence, but that's foolish. MS15ButtonForgery01b However, if you were to bring me some iron gall ink, I could produce a mirror perfect duplication. MS15ButtonForgery01b The best place to find some would be in the Arlington Library, which is why I have been unable to do this myself. MS15ButtonForgery01b After all, I can't abandon these fortifications. MS15ButtonForgery02 Excellent! Please hasten back. There's no telling how much longer we can hold here at the fort. MS15ButtonForgery02 I hear the thumping of their cannonade getting closer by the minute. Soon, our walls will be breached and the last bastion of the U.S.A. may fall! MS15ButtonForgery02a I think you'll find that to be very difficult when you'll soon be hanging from the gallows outside the State House in Philadelphia! MS15ButtonForgery03 Very well, but don't think too long. We don't have much time. My spies say their tall ships are sailing into our harbors even as we speak. MS15ButtonHackSpecial Original function parameters are as follows. Function One: Provide tour guide services for visitors to National Archives facility. MS15ButtonHackSpecial Function Two: Participate in reenactment of the signing of Declaration of Independence show as the character Button Gwinnett. MS15ButtonHackSpecial Function Three: Provide security support for National Archives facility in the event of a breach or threat to any of its assets. MS15ButtonJeff01 A new president? So, the Stars and Stripes truly are forever. All hail the red, white and blue! MS15ButtonJeff01 Does... does this mean the War is over? Have we won? MS15ButtonJeff01 A new president? So, the Stars and Stripes truly are forever. All hail the red, white and blue! MS15ButtonJeff01 Does... does this mean the War is over? Have we won? MS15ButtonJeff02 The State House still stands? Then the Stars and Stripes truly are forever. All hail the red, white and blue! MS15ButtonJeff02 Does... does this mean the War is over? Have we won? MS15ButtonJeff02a No! It can't be! Then the Stars and Stripes have indeed fallen. MS15ButtonJeff02a This is a sad day, a day that every man, woman and child will remember as they toil in the English salt mines as slaves. MS15ButtonJeff02a Although my brow is heavy, I am honored that you've come to tell me this in person like a true gentleman. MS15ButtonJeff02a What are your final orders? MS15ButtonJeff03 It's over? Amen to that. Then I suppose my posting here at the fort is complete. MS15ButtonJeff03 I think you said it best when you said: "We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate." MS15ButtonJeff03 It has been both an honor and a privilege to serve in the army of the United States. MS15ButtonJeff03 What are your final orders? MS15ButtonJeff04 I'm surprised you're not reveling in the moment. This is a great day for the United States of America. MS15ButtonJeff04 I think you said it best when you said: "We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate." MS15ButtonJeff04 It has been both an honor and a privilege to serve the United States. MS15ButtonJeff04 What are your final orders? MS15ButtonJeff05 I'm shocked at your tone. This is a great day for the United States of America! MS15ButtonJeff05 I think you said it best when you said: "We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate." MS15ButtonJeff05 It has been both an honor and a privilege to serve the United States. MS15ButtonJeff05 What are your final orders? MS15ButtonJeffEnd01 Coming from you, that means all the world to me. It's been an honor and a privilege to serve my country. MS15ButtonJeffEnd01 It's time for me to take a long-needed rest. I think you'll find that the rest of my men are long-due for the same. MS15ButtonJeffEnd01 I hereby relinquish command and control of this fortification to you. MS15ButtonJeffEnd01 Good luck to you, Mr. Jefferson... and give Sally my regards. MS15ButtonJeffEnd02 Then I choose to take a long-needed rest. I think you'll find that the rest of my men are long-due for the same. MS15ButtonJeffEnd02 I hereby relinquish command and control of this fortification to you. MS15ButtonJeffEnd02 Good luck to you, Mr. Jefferson... and give Sally my regards. MS15ButtonJeffEnd03 I am shocked to hear these words from you. I thought I was doing my best to hold these fortifications on behalf of our country. MS15ButtonJeffEnd03 Since I have obviously failed that task in your eyes, the only task I held dear, I see no recourse but to do the honorable thing. MS15ButtonJeffEnd03 I hereby relinquish command and control of this fortification to you. MS15ButtonJeffEnd03 Good luck to you, Mr. Jefferson... and give Sally my regards. MS15DeclineQuestPost What could be more important than completing my collection? Without that document, what is the U.S.A. now? Nothing! MS15DeclineQuestPost Oh well. Please come back when you change your mind. I know you will. MS15FinBailout Okay. MS15FinSydneyDadMessage My dearest Little Moonbeam. I know you've been waiting to hear what happened to me. MS15FinSydneyDadMessage I'm sorry I left you like I did. An important deal came up... one that might have let us to get away from that shack we were living in. MS15FinSydneyDadMessage I came to the Statesman Hotel to meet the buyer and the deal went bad. We shot each other, and now I think I'm dying. MS15FinSydneyDadMessage I won't make it out of this place... the ruins are crawling with Super Mutants. All I can do is record this and then hide up in one of the rooms. MS15FinSydneyDadMessage You're a strong girl and I know you can use everything I taught you to survive alone. MS15FinSydneyDadMessage Please forgive me, sweetie. I only wanted to make the best for us. Daddy loves you very much. Goodbye. MS15FinTLAbeWashCT01 Oh, it treats me well. I'm sure it will be even better now that we have the Declaration of Independence. MS15FinTLAbeWashCT01 Hopefully, we can add more to the collection and increase our foot traffic! MS15FinTLAbeWashLooking Well, yes. Any document of historical significance would be of benefit to the Society. MS15FinTLAbeWashLooking However, I am also interested in branching out. Perhaps some interesting artifacts related to our great country's history. MS15FinTLAbeWashLooking Be sure and bring me anything you find along those lines. I'd be happy to compensate you once again. MS15FinTLSydneyAdventures You know, I think I've had my fill of Wasteland roaming and picking through ruined buildings for a while. MS15FinTLSydneyAdventures I'm just gonna kick back and spend my caps... but thanks for asking. MS15FinTLSydneyAmmo My new line of work, actually. MS15FinTLSydneyAmmo I've used the proceeds from our last acquisition to set myself up as an ammunition vendor. Pretty cool, huh? MS15FinTLSydneyAmmo No more risking my neck to recover bits of junk for money. Now the cash comes right to me. MS15FinTLSydneyAmmo Care to take a look at my inventory? MS15FinTLSydneyAmmo Sure, take a look. MS15FinTLSydneyBackground Ha, I'm surprised that you care. Usually everyone looks out for themselves nowadays. MS15FinTLSydneyBackground What is it you wanna know? MS15FinTLSydneyBackground01 I dunno. I grew up pretty much like every other girl in this crappy world. Spent most of my life just trying to keep away from Slavers. MS15FinTLSydneyBackground01 One day out in the Wastes, I stumbled across some poor bastard's body. On the body I found info leading to some famous document. MS15FinTLSydneyBackground01 I had heard that Abraham Washington was looking for these scraps of paper, so I went after the thing. Turned out to be the Constitution. MS15FinTLSydneyBackground01 After he loaded me up with caps, I got piss drunk, got laid and was happy for the first time in a while. I haven't looked back since. MS15FinTLSydneyBackground02 Oh no. There is more than a lifetime's supply of grade A crap in that place. Couldn't possibly do it alone. Like you, he hires anyone off the street. MS15FinTLSydneyBackground02 Honestly, I don't care what he does with that stuff. As long as the caps keep flowing, I'll be there to collect. MS15FinTLSydneyBackground03 Yeah, it is nice. I don't even sleep without it under my pillow. MS15FinTLSydneyBackground03 My father made gun ammunition for a living. Taught me everything about how firearms work. MS15FinTLSydneyBackground03 So, I've spent my downtime tinkering with guns like my 10mm Ultra SMG here. It's like a hobby I guess. MS15FinTLSydneyFather What?! MS15FinTLSydneyFather Oh...my god. That's his voice. It's really him! MS15FinTLSydneyFather I can't believe you brought this to me. I don't know what to say but thank you. MS15FinTLSydneyFather Wait! Here, take my 10mm Ultra SMG. It's never let me down. Besides, I won't really need it anymore. MS15FinTLSydneyFather I thought he was the best. My mom was long gone, so all we had was each other. He used to call me his "little moonbeam." How sappy is that? MS15FinTLSydneyFather But when I was 14, he vanished and left me all alone. Never even said goodbye. I cried for a week. MS15FinTLSydneyFather Do I have to tell you what it's like for a young woman alone in the Wasteland at that age? MS15FinTLSydneyFather I don't know where he went, and I don't care. I just hope he got what he deserved, the son-of-a-bitch! MS15FinTLSydneyStatus Well, now that we brought back the Declaration, I think I'll take my cut of the earnings and head out to get drunk. MS15FinTLSydneyStatus Look me up in Underworld if you ever need me. I usually hang there since the Ghouls don't hit on me all the time. MS15HealingSubMenu Thanks, I'll use it right away. MS15HealingSubMenuNoPacks Thanks, I'll try and keep it together. MS15HealingSubMenuNoPacks I'll try. MS15HealingSubMenuRefuse You jerk. MS15HealingSubMenuRefuse Nice. I'm dying and you're making jokes. MS15MuseumBillofRights Oh my! I never expected anyone to find this! I didn't even know it was still intact! MS15MuseumBillofRights Well, certainly a reward is in order for your efforts. How about 100 caps? MS15MuseumMagnaCarta Indeed I am. Although there were several copies made of the document, I certainly never expected to come across one intact. MS15MuseumMagnaCarta What do you say to 75 caps for it? MS15MuseumNo How very disappointing! MS15MuseumNo Such a shame, I was hoping to add it to my collection. MS15MuseumNo Oh, very well. If you reconsider, you know where to find me. MS15MuseumNo I assure you no one else in the Wasteland will pay you more, but I respect your decision. MS15MuseumYesBoR You drive a hard bargain, but it's worth every cap. MS15MuseumYesBoR Thank you very much! MS15MuseumYesMC You drive a hard bargain, but it's worth every cap. MS15MuseumYesMC Thank you very much! MS15QuestNo A famous man once said that patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish. MS15QuestNo I've waited this long, I suppose I can wait until someone else comes along to accept my offer. MS15QuestReward You'd secure your place in history. The man who rediscovered the Declaration of Independence. Imagine the fanfare! MS15QuestReward You'd secure your place in history. The woman who rediscovered the Declaration of Independence. Imagine the fanfare! MS15QuestWait Oh dear. Well, I can't make you go. Only to appeal to your sense of patriotism and to do it for your country. MS15QuestYes Excellent! You won't regret it, I promise you! Imagine, you are taking part in another chapter of American History. I envy you. MS15QuestYes You can find the Declaration of Independence in the ruins of the National Archives. MS15SydneyCT01 Well, with what I do for a living, you need to be. MS15SydneyCT01 Sorry, I'm being a complete asshole. I'm Sydney. It's good to meet a fellow relic hunter. MS15SydneyCT02 Ho ho. Do I detect a hint of wit? Rare to run into that in the Capital Wastes. MS15SydneyCT02 Sorry, I'm being a complete asshole. I'm Sydney. It's good to meet a fellow relic hunter. MS15SydneyCT02a Yeah right. I could shoot the dick off of a fly at 100 yards without iron sights. MS15SydneyCT02a Why don't you can the tough girl bullshit? We're both relic hunters and I suspect we're both here for the same reason. MS15SydneyCT02a Yeah right. I could shoot the dick off of a fly at 100 yards without iron sights. MS15SydneyCT02a Why don't you can the tough guy bullshit? We're both relic hunters and I suspect we're both here for the same reason. MS15SydneyCT03 Come on... you and I both know this is where the Declaration of Independence is stashed... no need to be coy about it. MS15SydneyCT03 Good old Abraham Washington sent you on the same suicide mission he sent me on. MS15SydneyCT03 Only problem is, you're not going to get it without my help. MS15SydneyCT03a Passing through? Come on... you and I both know this is where the Declaration of Independence is stashed. MS15SydneyCT03a Good old Abraham Washington sent you on the same suicide mission he sent me on. MS15SydneyCT03a Got news for you -- there's no way in Hell you're gonna get it without my help. MS15SydneyCT03b In a rush to get back to Abraham Washington for your reward, eh? MS15SydneyCT03b If you think you can just waltz into these ruins and grab the Declaration of Independence without my help, you're fucking nuts. MS15SydneyCT03b Or maybe you just have a death wish. MS15SydneyCT04 Okay cowboy, go ahead and blunder through the place. You'll never make it to the Declaration let alone back to Rivet City for the reward. MS15SydneyCT04 You have no idea what type of resistance your up against. If I were you, I'd take every extra gun I could. MS15SydneyCT04 I've studied the plans to this place, so without me you're going to go in circles. What do you say? MS15SydneyCT05 Simple. We pool our resources, grab the Declaration then make for Rivet City and split the reward. MS15SydneyCT05 I've studied the plans to this place, so without me you're going to go in circles. What do you say? MS15SydneyCT06 I told you already. I'm a relic hunter just like you. I turn bits of trash into caps and then get my ass drunk. MS15SydneyCT06 I've studied the plans to this place, so without me you're going to go in circles. What do you say? MS15SydneyCT06a Like I said, Abraham Washington, that's who. He's got plenty of caps and all kinds of valuables for trade. MS15SydneyCT06a The guy lives over in Rivet City; runs some sort of museum there. He buys all sorts of junk like this. MS15SydneyCT06a Bring the Declaration back with me and we split the reward right down the middle. How's that grab ya? MS15SydneyJoinNo Fine by me. I've waited this long to get the Declaration, I can wait 'til someone smarter comes along. MS15SydneyJoinNo Don't try and follow me, not that you could. MS15SydneyJoinWait Slow huh? Okay. Hurry though, I don't want to wait here for more of those things to crack open my skull. MS15SydneyJoinYes Smart move. MS15SydneyJoinYes Okay, the Declaration is secured in the Archives Strongroom underground. MS15SydneyJoinYes There's a concealed cargo lift right here in the center of the rotunda. I've spent a few days hacking the lock with my remote terminal. MS15SydneyJoinYes When you're ready, punch in the password and let's get going. MS15SydneyOverlookSay Well don't just stand there gawking, get your ass down here and give me a hand! MS15SydneySayStage02 They kept the Declaration in the Archives Strongroom that's at the end of the East wing here. We'll have to make our way to it. MS15SydneySayStage03 There's all sorts of shortcuts through maintenance doors and utility gates to bypass security if you can get through 'em. MS15SydneySayStage04 According to the plans, the turret generator is somewhere in this room. Disable it, and it should make our lives easier. MS15SydneySayStage05 Up ahead should be the door to the Archives Strongroom. That's where they keep the Declaration. MS15SydneySayWrongWay01 This is the long way down to the East Wing. I'd suggest we head back to the Rotunda and take the cargo lift. MS15SydneyTrigger Get your ass over here if you want to live... and watch out for the mines! Quick, they're coming! MS15SydneyTrigger02 Lock 'n load... they'll be here any second! MS15SydneyTrigger03 Hang tight... there's always a second wave! MS15TLAnythingElse Well, yes. Any document of historical significance would be of benefit to the Society. MS15TLAnythingElse However, I am also interested in branching out. Perhaps some interesting artifacts related to our great country's history. MS15TLAnythingElse Be sure and bring me anything you find along those lines. I'd be happy to compensate you once again. MS15TLArlington The journey will be rife with peril I'm afraid. MS15TLArlington You cross Farmer Smith's cornfield and make your way up Greenleaf Hill. Ford your way across Quickrun Creek and make for the horse path. MS15TLArlington When the pines thin out, you need to make your way along the edge of Arlington. Watch out for Redcoats. They have a garrison there. MS15TLArlington The building across from the fish market is the Library. Look for the old clock tower. MS15TLArlington Oh, I know where that is. Here, lemme punch it into your PipBoy map. MS15TLButtonFunction I was posted here by Thomas Jefferson after the Declaration was drafted. He said it was my duty to protect the document at all costs. MS15TLButtonFunction I spent quite a while whipping this place into shape, but with a lot of spit and polish, I think the results speak for themselves. MS15TLButtonFunction I'm proud to fly the Stars and Stripes over these fortifications. MS15TLButtonFunction I'm afraid until I know exactly what your intentions are, I can't divulge that top secret information. MS15TLButtonReboot I can currently be ordered to shut down, resume my previous programming state, or resume my original functions. MS15TLButtonReboot01 Affirmative. Offloading command protocols and beginning shutdown sequence. MS15TLButtonReboot01 Shutting down in 3... 2... 1. MS15TLButtonReboot02 Standby, retrieving memory records. Found latest logged entry. MS15TLButtonReboot02 Reinitializing in 3... 2... 1. MS15TLButtonReboot02 You've breached our defenses, evaded our best soldiers and you've raided my home. MS15TLButtonReboot02 But I have not yet begun to fight! I cannot allow you to steal our freedom! MS15TLButtonReboot02 The Declaration must remain here! It is our symbol of hope, the one thing that cries out "We are a free nation"! MS15TLButtonReboot03 Initiating memory wipe and function restart in 3... 2... 1. MS15TLButtonReboot03 Error. Memory core damaged. Cannot retrieve base command routines. Please reselect input. MS15TLDeclarationTopic Please ask then. After all, knowledge is power! MS15TLDeclarationTopic All I know is that it looks like a rolled up piece of thick paper with all kinds of writing on it. Some famous document from a long time ago. MS15TLDeclarationTopic Abraham Washington is a huge U.S. History nut, so that's why he wants it so badly. MS15TLDeclarationTopic Oh very well. There's no harm in that. MS15TLDeclarationTopic01 A piece of what was called parchment... sort of a thick paper. Has faded hand-written writing all over it. MS15TLDeclarationTopic01 It's no more than two and a half feet tall and two feet wide. If you find it, you should be able to roll it up carefully. MS15TLDeclarationTopic01 Yes, I was proud to participate in the signing of the Declaration of Independence along with fifty five of my fellow freedom fighters. MS15TLDeclarationTopic01 It was an honor to have my signature among those of Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams. MS15TLDeclarationTopic01 Except maybe for Hancock, that show off. MS15TLDeclarationTopic02 On July the 4th in 1776, a group calling themselves the Second Judgmental Congress got together at Fort McHarry in Maryland. MS15TLDeclarationTopic02 After a ceremony which ended with Paul Revere singing the famous battle hymn known as the National Anthem, the document was signed. MS15TLDeclarationTopic02 From there, it was sent to England by plane presumably and presented to King George himself. Thus began the Evolutionary War. MS15TLDeclarationTopic02 On July 4, 1776 the Second Continental Congress declared that the original Thirteen Colonies of America were now free and independent states. MS15TLDeclarationTopic02 This paper stated their intentions to sever all ties with the monarchy in Great Britain and operate as an independent nation. MS15TLDeclarationTopic02 It's perhaps the single most important document in United States history. MS15TLDeclarationTopic03SC Well, ummm. This is quite embarrassing actually. MS15TLDeclarationTopic03SC I sent someone like yourself after the Declaration. She did some of the research for me, but now I haven't seen her in a few months. MS15TLDeclarationTopic03SC I wouldn't worry about it. Many have died for causes far less grand than what you're about to undertake. MS15TLFacts The Lee Resolution, enacted two days earlier, was the actual independence declaration. MS15TLFacts The Declaration itself was an expansion of that resolution for public consumption. MS15TLFacts The Declaration of Independence wasn't fully signed by all of the delegates until August 2, 1776. MS15TLFacts The colony of New York abstained from the Declaration and then later declared its own independence on July 9, 1776. MS15TLFacts Although it's often pictured as if all of the delegates signed the paper in a grand meeting, the delegates often signed it in secret one at a time. MS15TLGotIt Oh my lord, I never expect... I mean, I am utterly shocked! MS15TLGotIt You have earned your place in the annals of American History, yes indeed. You will be remembered for this great day! MS15TLGotIt I understand the road was difficult, so allow me to present you with an extra bonus to perhaps whet your appetite for future endeavors. MS15TLGotIt Enjoy your reward, my friend. You've earned it. MS15TLGotIt Oh my lord, I never expect... I mean, I am utterly shocked! MS15TLGotIt You have earned your place in the annals of American History, yes indeed. You will be remembered for this great day! MS15TLGotIt I understand the road was difficult, so allow me to present you with an extra bonus to perhaps whet your appetite for future endeavors. MS15TLGotIt Enjoy your reward, my friend. You've earned it. MS15TLGotItSydney Oh my lord, I never expect... I mean, I am utterly shocked! MS15TLGotItSydney You two have earned your places in the annals of American History, yes indeed. You will be remembered for this great day! MS15TLGotItSydney I will award Sydney's promised bounty to her personally. No need to worry yourself about that. MS15TLGotItSydney Enjoy your reward, my friend. You've earned it. MS15TLGotItSydneyDead Oh my lord, I never expect... I mean, I am utterly shocked! MS15TLGotItSydneyDead You have earned your place in the annals of American History, yes indeed. You will be remembered for this great day! MS15TLGotItSydneyDead I understand the road was difficult, so allow me to present you with an extra bonus to perhaps whet your appetite for future endeavors. MS15TLGotItSydneyDead Enjoy your reward, my friend. You've earned it. MS15TLHarknessAbe He has a "museum" on the Midship Deck called the Capital Preservation Society. Shouldn't be hard to find. Just follow the signs. MS15TLInk Hmmm, surprised anyone would care about that old stuff. MS15TLInk I think there may be some in the old restoration laboratory a few flights up. MS15TLInk Just watch yourself up there, I think it may be infested with rats and roaches. MS15TLLocation In the D.C. Ruins you'll find the National Archives. Or what's left of it anyway. MS15TLLocation The building should contain the document in a protective glass case. Be careful, the place is swarming with Super Mutants. MS15TLLocation Here, let me pinpoint its location for you. MS15TLSydneyBackground Ha, I'm surprised that you care. Usually everyone looks out for themselves nowadays. MS15TLSydneyBackground What is it you wanna know? MS15TLSydneyBackground01 I dunno. I grew up like pretty much every other girl in this crappy world. Spent most of my life just trying to keep away from Slavers. MS15TLSydneyBackground01 One day out in the Wastes, I stumbled across some poor bastard's body. On the body I found info leading to some famous document. MS15TLSydneyBackground01 I had heard that Abraham Washington was looking for these scraps of paper, so I went after the thing. Turned out to be the Constitution. MS15TLSydneyBackground01 After he loaded me up with caps, I got piss drunk, got laid and was happy for the first time in a while. I haven't looked back since. MS15TLSydneyBackground02 Oh no. There is more than a lifetime's supply of grade A crap in that place. Couldn't possibly do it alone. Like you, he hires anyone off the street. MS15TLSydneyBackground02 Honestly, I don't care what he does with that stuff. As long as the caps keep flowing, I'll be there to collect. MS15TLSydneyBackground02 Oh no. There is more than a lifetime's supply of grade A crap in his museum. Couldn't possibly do it alone. Like you, he hires anyone off the street. MS15TLSydneyBackground02 Honestly, I don't care what he does with that stuff. As long as the caps keep flowing, I'll be there to collect. MS15TLSydneyBackground03 Yeah, it is nice. I don't even sleep without it under my pillow. MS15TLSydneyBackground03 My father made gun ammunition for a living. Taught me everything about how firearms work. MS15TLSydneyBackground03 So, I've spent my downtime tinkering with guns like my 10mm Ultra SMG here. It's like a hobby I guess. MS15TLSydneyBackground04 Sorry. There's some things I still want to keep to myself. Maybe when I get to trust you better. MS15TLSydneyConditionCheck Nope, I'm fine. MS15TLSydneyConditionCheck It's only a scratch, I'll be fine. MS15TLSydneyConditionCheck Yeah, they got me pretty good. MS15TLSydneyConditionCheck Yeah, can't take much more of that. MS15TLSydneyWaitHere Oh no you don't. You have the Declaration on you now. I'm going to stick to you like glue until we reach Abraham Washington. MS15TLSydneyWaitHere Sure thing, but don't get too far ahead of me. MS15TLSydneyWaitHere You got it. Just don't stray too far. MS15TLSydneyWaitHere Yep. Don't go too far. MS15TLWhatsOurNextMove Let's head for Rivet City. It's a bit of a hike, but I want to get back there so I can start spending my caps! MS15TLWhatsOurNextMove Don't worry, I know exactly where it is... we should make it in one piece. MS15TLWhatsOurNextMove Let's head for Rivet City. It's a bit of a hike, but I want to get back there so I can start spending my caps! MS15TLWhatsOurNextMove Let's get the hell out of here. Time to get paid, then get drunk! MS15TLWhatsOurNextMove There should be an elevator to the upper level somewhere around here. MS15TLWhatsOurNextMove What else, let's get the document! MS15TLWhatsOurNextMove Look, if you think you can reason with him, go right ahead. My advice? Blow its damn head off. It's obviously malfunctioning. MS15TLWhatsOurNextMove Either way, I'll let you decide. Anything that gets us closer to the prize is fine by me. MS15TLWhatsOurNextMove Inside the Archives Strongroom should be the Declaration. I have no idea what's inside. That's the only part of the plans I never found. MS15TLWhatsOurNextMove If you can find and disable the turret generator, most of the turrets in the East Wing should go offline. MS15TLWhatsOurNextMove If you're any good at hacking or lockpicking, we can get through the maintenance doors or utility gates. MS15TLWhatsOurNextMove There should be shortcuts like it all over the East Wing. MS15TLWhatsOurNextMove They kept the Declaration in the Archives Strongroom that's at the end of the East wing here. We'll have to make our way to it. MS15TLWhatsOurNextMove It looks like we're in the Sub-Basement hub. I think the door we want is the one to the East. Never been this far in, only saw it on blueprints. MS15TLWhatsOurNextMove There's a cargo lift right here in the Rotunda. It should take us directly down to the lower levels. MS15TLWhatsOurNextMove I was hacking the system right before we were attacked. The code should be "We the People." MS16AboutOther But the Vault used to be open, and we're still here, aren't we? It worked back then, so why wouldn't it work now? MS16AboutOther No, they're just afraid we'll screw up and get hurt. They just won't accept that we can take care of ourselves. MS16AboutOther They have to understand that we did that to keep them from going outside and getting killed. MS16AboutOther To keep them from making the same mistake our generation did when we were their age. MS16AboutOther Some of us already lost loved ones out there long ago. We won't lose any more today. MS16AboutOther I just don't know. Maybe he thinks he's protecting us, but all he's really doing is condemning us. MS16AboutOther I thought parents were supposed to want a better world for their children? MS16AboutOther Well, there's a new world waiting right outside that door. And we're not going to give up until we can reach it. MS16AboutOther I just don't know. Maybe he thinks he's protecting us, but all he's really doing is condemning us. MS16AboutOther Well, there's a new world waiting right outside that door. And we're not going to give up until we can reach it. MS16AboutOther I just don't know. Don't they realize how dangerous it is out there? MS16AboutOther But instead, they would throw away the safety of the Vault's isolation, just to follow in your footsteps. MS16AboutOther I can't allow them to do that to themselves, or to the rest of us. MS16AmataExileA We can never really thank you enough for everything you've done. It's not much, but take this with you, to remember us by. MS16AmataExileA It'll be a while before we're actually ready to go outside. But once the Vault is stable again, maybe we'll see you out there. MS16AmataExileA So I guess this is goodbye for now. But with luck, we'll meet again. MS16AmataExileB No, it's not like that. But if you stay, it'll just keep causing more problems. The Vault can't take any more in-fighting. It's just what has to be. MS16AmataExileB It'll be a while before we're ready to really go outside. But once the Vault is stable again, maybe we'll see you out there. MS16AmataExileB So I guess this is goodbye for now. It's not much, but take this with you, to remember us by. With luck, we'll meet again. MS16AmataOutside1A That's why we need to be able to go outside! We can trade with them, get supplies and things we both need. Even just to meet new people... MS16AmataOutside1A But none of that can happen while my father's got the place locked down. Please, something has to be done. You know that better than anyone. MS16AmataOutside1A That's why we need to be able to go outside! We can trade with them, get supplies and things we both need. Even just to meet new people... MS16AmataOutside1A But none of that can happen while the new Overseer's got the place locked down. Please, something has to be done. You know that better than anyone. MS16AmataOutside1B And all this time, we're living in a tiny world that's been falling apart for two hundred years. MS16AmataOutside1B If we don't take a chance out there, we're just going to die down here. MS16AmataOutside1B But none of that can happen while my father's got the place locked down. Please, something has to be done. You know that better than anyone. MS16AmataOutside1B And all this time, we're living in a tiny world that's been falling apart for two hundred years. MS16AmataOutside1B If we don't take a chance out there, we're just going to die down here. MS16AmataOutside1B But none of that can happen while the new Overseer's got the place locked down. Please, something has to be done. You know that better than anyone. MS16AmataOutside1C I... I just can't believe you. If we stay here, we'll just wither away over the years. There has to be something for us out there. MS16AmataOutside1C But we don't even have that chance while my father's got the place locked down. Please, something has to be done. You know that better than anyone. MS16AmataOutside1C I... I just can't believe you. If we stay here, we'll just wither away over the years. There has to be something for us out there. MS16AmataOutside1C But we don't even have that chance while the new Overseer's got the place locked down. Please, something has to be done! MS16AmataWelcome1A Oh, thank you! Everything's gone crazy since you left, and now that you're back, you can help set things straight. MS16AmataWelcome1A You and him? Civil? I expected you to change out in the Wasteland, but not that much! MS16AmataWelcome1A But I guess we'll all be learning a bit about the outside now, won't we? As the new Overseer, I'm planning on opening the Vault, this time for good. MS16AmataWelcome1A It's a bright new day for the Vault... but I'm afraid there's one thing that has to change. MS16AmataWelcome1A I'm sure you did everything you could to find another way. I know how stubborn he is... how stubborn he was. MS16AmataWelcome1A But you're right. I don't have time to grieve just because I lost my father. The Vault needs a leader now. MS16AmataWelcome1A That makes the rest of this even harder. MS16AmataWelcome1A I'm sure you did everything you could to find another way. I know how stubborn he is... how stubborn he was. MS16AmataWelcome1A But you're right. We don't have time to grieve. The Vault needs a leader now. That makes the rest of this even harder. MS16AmataWelcome1B I missed your sense of humor, but I really don't think this is the time for jokes. MS16AmataWelcome1B We're in real trouble, and your help could make all the difference. So could you please take this seriously, for me? MS16AmataWelcome1B It's hard to forgive what he's done, but I suppose I can understand why he did it. I'm glad you brought him to his senses. MS16AmataWelcome1B But now there's a new Overseer in charge! And I'm planning on opening the Vault, this time for good. MS16AmataWelcome1B It's a bright new day for the Vault... but I'm afraid there's one thing that has to change. MS16AmataWelcome1B Oh, I will, believe me. We can open up limited trade with nearby settlements and other areas, and see the world we've been missing. MS16AmataWelcome1B But it's still important that I protect our Vault, and keep the people within it safe from the dangers of the Wasteland. MS16AmataWelcome1B Even when those dangers have helped us in the past. And that makes the rest of this even harder. MS16AmataWelcome1C What? Have you gone crazy from radiation or sunstroke or whatever they've got out there? MS16AmataWelcome1C This place is a police state and we're on the edge of a civil war. If you won't help for me, at least do it for your home! MS16AmataWelcome1C Well, thanks for keeping your cool and not resorting to violence. That sort of thing would only lead to more problems in the future. MS16AmataWelcome1C It's time for our dusty old Vault to have a new beginning. And it'll start by opening it up again, and this time for good. MS16AmataWelcome1C It's a bright new day for the Vault... but I'm afraid there's one thing that has to change. MS16AmataWelcome1C You bastard, that's still my father you're talking about! MS16AmataWelcome1C As new Overseer, my first action is to banish you from Vault 101 forever. Whatever sort of friend you used to be, the Wasteland's changed you. MS16AmataWelcome1C Now get out of my Vault, murderer. MS16AmataWelcome1C You bastard, that's still one of our people you're talking about! MS16AmataWelcome1C As new Overseer, my first action is to banish you from Vault 101 forever. Whatever sort of friend you used to be, the Wasteland's changed you. MS16AmataWelcome1C Now get out of my Vault, murderer. MS16AmataWelcome2A I just wish we could have saved more people. Jonas, and the Hannons, and so many others died that night. MS16AmataWelcome2A It was bad enough they died because my father was trying to keep the door closed, but then I found out it was all to protect a lie! MS16AmataWelcome2A I found out, the Vault wasn't always closed! They've lied to us about it for our entire lives! MS16AmataWelcome2A I know you are, and on behalf of the Vault, I thank you for all you've done. But there are still many who blame you for everything that happened. MS16AmataWelcome2A So I have to ask you to leave. I'm sorry, but the situation is just too delicate for you to stay. MS16AmataWelcome2A Please, if you really want to help the Vault, you have to go. MS16AmataWelcome2A I realize that. And I don't blame you. If you hadn't been here, maybe one of us would have done the same. MS16AmataWelcome2A You saved us. But that doesn't change the fact that you killed the Overseer in cold blood to do it, and I can't let that sort of thing stand here. MS16AmataWelcome2A I'm sorry. You're a hero... and you have to leave. MS16AmataWelcome2B Chaos doesn't even cover it! It's a nightmare down here! MS16AmataWelcome2B People died that night, and all because my father went crazy to keep someone from opening the Vault. MS16AmataWelcome2B And worst of all, then we found out the Vault had been opened before - and they'd lied about it all our lives! MS16AmataWelcome2B There are still so many things to repair, and a lot of bad feelings to mend. Some people still blame you for what happened. MS16AmataWelcome2B So I have to ask you to leave. I'm sorry, but the situation is just too delicate for you to stay. MS16AmataWelcome2B Please, if you really want to help the Vault, you have to go. MS16AmataWelcome2B You saved us. But that doesn't change the fact that you killed one of us to do it, and I can't let that sort of thing stand here. MS16AmataWelcome2B I guess it's a bit familiar. You've already been forced out of the Vault once before. At least now you know what's out there. MS16AmataWelcome2B I'm sorry. You're a hero... and you have to leave. MS16AmataWelcome2C What? You think they've got some explanation for their side of the story? You think you can trust anything they say? MS16AmataWelcome2C All those people died because my father claimed he wanted to keep the Vault safe and secure. But all this time, that's been a lie! MS16AmataWelcome2C I found out that he opened the Vault years ago, before we were born. And they've been lying to us about it for our entire lives! MS16AmataWelcome2D What the hell do you mean? Take a look around! If we weren't dying down here before that night, we're definitely on our way now. MS16AmataWelcome2D How much worse could it be if we tried to leave? There has to be something out there worth finding. MS16AmataWelcome2E Don't you try to blame this on us! It was all my father and his cronies who tried to keep us from ever going outside. MS16AmataWelcome2E We found out that the Vault used to be open before we were born! They've been lying to us all our lives - and people have died because of it! MS16AmataWelcome3A After that night, I heard Wally's father say we should never have taken you or your dad into the Vault. MS16AmataWelcome3A I found out the Vault used to be open, but for some reason, they closed it off when we were babies and swore to hide it had ever happened. MS16AmataWelcome3A But keeping that lie meant Jonas's death. And even though we know the truth, the Overseer still won't let us make our own decisions! MS16AmataWelcome3B I heard we sent a couple of scouts outside, long ago. Maybe the suit was theirs. MS16AmataWelcome3B The Vault was open for a while, but for some reason, they closed it off when we were babies and everyone swore to deny it had ever happened. MS16AmataWelcome3B But then Jonas died, and they're keeping us locked in here, all to protect that fantasy of remaining "untainted" by the outside world! MS16AmataWelcome3C It turns out that all of our parents were in on it. Your dad more than most, I guess. MS16AmataWelcome3C But for some reason, they closed the door when we were babies, and swore to pretend the outside was uninhabitable. MS16AmataWelcome3C But now people have died for that lie, and even though we know the truth, the Overseer still won't let us try to contact the outside! MS16AmataWelcome3C What? How long did you know about this? MS16AmataWelcome3C You know what? Never mind. What's important is that now we know that we were lied to all our lives, and that people have died for that lie. MS16AmataWelcome3C And even now, when we most need help, the Overseer still won't let us try to communicate with the outside! MS16AmataWelcome4A You're absolutely right. It's not like we want to abandon the Vault, or anything! MS16AmataWelcome4A Well, Butch does, but he's too big a coward to go out on his own. MS16AmataWelcome4A Most of us had accepted that the outside was certain death and things would always stay the same down here. But now we know they don't have to be! MS16AmataWelcome4A After all, it was enough to get you and your dad to leave, so there must be something good out there. MS16AmataWelcome4A You're absolutely right. It's not like we want to abandon the Vault, or anything! MS16AmataWelcome4A Most of us had accepted that the outside was certain death and things would always stay the same down here. But now we know they don't have to be! MS16AmataWelcome4A After all, it was enough to get you and your dad to leave, so there must be something good out there. MS16AmataWelcome4B It's not that simple. Just because Butch wants to leave this place behind doesn't mean the rest of us want to go away forever. MS16AmataWelcome4B It's our home, and we want to stay here. It's just that since you left, we started thinking maybe the outside wasn't something to be afraid of. MS16AmataWelcome4B But we can't even suggest going outside to communicate or trade at all. Not with the Overseer keeping us trapped down here! You need to stop him! MS16AmataWelcome4B It's not that simple. It's not like we want to abandon the Vault or anything. MS16AmataWelcome4B It's our home, and we want to stay here. It's just that since you went out there, we started thinking maybe it wasn't something to be afraid of. MS16AmataWelcome4B But we can't even suggest going outside to communicate or trade at all. Not with the Overseer keeping us trapped down here! You need to stop him! MS16AmataWelcome4C Are you honestly comparing, "Maybe we should look for help" with, "Stay in an underground bunker all your life or I'll kill you?" MS16AmataWelcome4C Obviously, I don't know what's out there, but it can't hurt to take a look, right? MS16AmataWelcome4D Your dad didn't kill Jonas. Your dad didn't lock down the Vault. Your dad isn't the one keeping us from leaving right now. MS16AmataWelcome4D My dad did. And we need to take a stand against him! MS16AmataWelcome4D Your dad didn't kill Jonas. Your dad didn't lock down the Vault. Your dad isn't the one keeping us from leaving right now. MS16AmataWelcome4D No, all of that was done by the Overseer, first my dad, and now Allen Mack. And we need to take a stand against him! MS16AmataWelcomeHurryUp I guess you must have more important things waiting for you outside. So I'll make this quick. MS16AmataWelcomeHurryUp When you left, we realized we could leave the Vault. But my father won't stand for it, and it's just getting worse down here. MS16AmataWelcomeHurryUp Father won't listen to us, and it's getting close to violence. So we need your help. I need your help. MS16AmataWelcomeHurryUp I guess you must have more important things waiting for you outside. So I'll make this quick. MS16AmataWelcomeHurryUp When you left, we realized we could leave the Vault. But the Overseer won't stand for it, and it's just getting worse down here. MS16AmataWelcomeHurryUp He won't listen to us, but he can't just ignore you. So we need your help. I need your help. MS16AtriumResponse I didn't mean to fire, I really didn't. I just wanted to scare him off! But he had a knife! I can't be too careful with those rebels! MS16AtriumResponse I tell you, those guards are getting nastier every day. One of these days, it's gonna turn real ugly. But I'll be ready for it. MS16AtriumScene1 That's it, old man! We're opening that door, and to hell with the Overseer's rules! MS16AtriumScene1 You know I can't do that, Freddie. Now get back down below, before I have to do something we'll both regret. MS16AtriumScene1 What, you're gonna lock me up like you did to Brotch? You can't cage a Tunnel Snake, man! Because we rule! MS16AtriumScene1 Stay back! MS16AtriumSceneFlee Holy crap, you're crazy! MS16AtriumSceneGomez Uh oh. Wait here. This doesn't look good. MS16AtriumSceneGomez2 Taylor, stop shooting, damnit! MS16ButchHairdresser The damned G.O.A.T. said I'm supposed to be a hairdresser, but that ain't me! MS16ButchHairdresser I'm a barber, you got that? There's a difference! MS16ButchHairdresser Sure, fine, whatever. MS16ButchHairdresser I'm gonna barber the hell outta that hair! MS16ButchHairdresser Okay, hold still. MS16ButchHairdresser Sure, fine, whatever. MS16ButchHairdresser I'm gonna barber the hell outta your hair! MS16ButchHairdresser Okay, hold still. MS16ButchLeaving1 I'll start a gang, of course! Why, it'll be the toughest, coolest, badass-est gang the Wasteland's ever seen! MS16ButchLeaving1 Hey, play your cards right, maybe I'll even let you join it, huh? MS16ButchLeaving2A Yeah, but I'm thinking it'll be a new gang. We ain't going to just be in tunnels, you know! MS16ButchLeaving2A Besides, there's gonna be a lot more people who want to join. Competition's gonna be tough! MS16ButchLeaving2A 'Cause maybe you've got an ounce of sense. Everyone's gonna want to join, once they know Butch is in town! MS16ButchLeaving2B Well, they ain't seen nothing like me, yet. Butch is gonna take that Wasteland by storm! MS16ButchLeaving2C Yeah, well get us out of here, and we'll see, won't we? MS16ButchWhyHelp Because you've always been a goody two-shoes, so when I need help, it's what you're gonna do, right? MS16ButchWhyHelp You're going to help Amata anyway, right? Just make it so we can leave the Vault, and I'll leave and never bother you again. MS16ButchWhyHelp Look, I know I've been kind of a jerk. But I don't deserve to be stuck down here forever. Not when I could have a real life up there like you. MS16ButchWhyHelp I mean, you're kind of a jerk sometimes, and you make it work up there. So why not me? MS16ButchWhyHelp Just make it so we can leave the Vault, and I can go out there for my new life. Heck, maybe we could form a gang, huh? MS16ButchWhyHelp You left this place, so I bet you hate it as much as I do. So you can imagine how crappy it'd be to be stuck down here forever, yeah? MS16ButchWhyHelp Are you gonna force all of us to live like that, now that we've learned we could actually leave and try for something new? MS16ButchWhyHelp Just make it so we can get out of this vault, and I'll be gone, man. Then you don't ever need to see me again, okay? MS16EmergencyBroadcast Any vault resident seen associating with the so-called "Rebels" will be detained, questioned, and disciplined appropriately. MS16EmergencyBroadcast Order WILL be restored. Discipline WILL be restored. Vault security personnel have been authorized to use deadly force if necessary. MS16EmergencyBroadcast Don't let it come to that. This vault will be one big, happy family again. One way or another. MS16EmergencyBroadcast Any vault resident seen associating with the so-called "Rebels" will be detained, questioned, and disciplined appropriately. MS16EmergencyBroadcast Order WILL be restored. Discipline WILL be restored. Vault security personnel have been authorized to use deadly force if necessary. MS16EmergencyBroadcast Don't let it come to that. Haven't you always been happy? Haven't we always been a� a family? MS16EmergencyBroadcast Amata... Stop this madness. You're disrupting everyone's life, everyone's happiness. Come home. Just� come home. MS16EmergencyBroadcast And everything can be the way it was. MS16Evacuate1A What?! This is terrible! The vault will become uninhabitable! MS16Evacuate1A How the hell can this be happening? MS16Evacuate1A What?! This is terrible! The vault will become uninhabitable! MS16Evacuate1A How the hell can this be happening? MS16Evacuate1A Oh my god. The Vault's doomed. Everyone has to evacuate, and there's no way most of them will survive out there. MS16Evacuate1A How did this happen? MS16Evacuate1A What in the world? This is insane! We've got to get people to safety! But where can we go? MS16Evacuate1A Oh my god... There's only one solution, isn't there? Outside. MS16Evacuate1A You're gonna make sure we're okay out there, right? MS16Evacuate1A Really? Score! MS16Evacuate1A Goodbye, hellhole! I'm off to a new life! MS16Evacuate2A How many of them do you think will survive out there? They're already in a panic, and running out to their death! MS16Evacuate2A But you won't be joining them outside. I'll see to that myself! MS16Evacuate2A You've destroyed our home, just to prove a point? You're insane! You're worse than my father ever was! MS16Evacuate2A I should never have helped you that night. I should have stayed with my father, and watched him kill you. MS16Evacuate2A Now, you can stay down here and die, for all I care! If you ever talk to me again out there, I'll kill you. MS16Evacuate2A Are you kidding me? It's a dream come true, man! Butch the Hairdresser is no more, now I'm gonna be Butch the Wasteland Wanderer! MS16Evacuate2A Maybe I can form a gang of my own. Maybe call it the Wasteland Radicals, or maybe the Rad Scorpions. Hey, wanna join? MS16Evacuate2A Oh, thank goodness. We'd never make it out there without you. MS16Evacuate2B Why? Why would they throw away their home, just to die outside in that miserable wasteland? Was I really so terrible an overseer? MS16Evacuate2B I must have pushed them too hard, made the unknown seem too tempting. And now I've failed them. Their deaths will be my fault. MS16Evacuate2B Please, help a few of them stay alive out there. And say goodbye to my daughter for me. MS16Evacuate2B I'll stay with the Vault. It was my responsibility, and my failure. MS16Evacuate2B I... I knew he was crazy, but I never would have thought he'd try to kill us all. It just doesn't make sense. MS16Evacuate2B But there's no time for that now, is there? Now our only chance is to survive outside on our own. MS16Evacuate2B Maybe I can still find where some of them went. If we split up, it shouldn't be too hard. How big can the world be, anyway? MS16Evacuate2B Thanks for trying to help us. Maybe we'll meet again out there. MS16Evacuate2B I... I knew he was crazy, but I never would have thought he'd try to kill us all. It just doesn't make sense. MS16Evacuate2B But there's no time for that now, is there? Now our only chance is to survive outside on our own. MS16Evacuate2B Maybe I can still find where some of them went. If we split up, it shouldn't be too hard. How big can the world be, anyway? MS16Evacuate2B Thanks for trying to help us. Maybe we'll meet again out there. MS16Evacuate2B Yeah, well, I can learn, can't I? If you can do it, it's gotta be pretty easy. MS16Evacuate2B Maybe I can form a gang of my own. Maybe call it the Wasteland Radicals, or maybe the Rad Scorpions. Hey, wanna join? MS16Evacuate2B You're just going to leave us out there? You grew up with us as family, and you're going to leave us to die? MS16Evacuate2B Fine! Leave, then! We don't need help from your type. Your father would be ashamed of you! MS16GeneralAboutRebels They're a bunch of hellions, that's what they are. I'm at my wits' end about them, I really am. MS16GeneralAboutRebels Those kids are risking our entire Vault, just because they're bored. It's horrible! MS16GeneralAboutRebels It's just a phase they're going through. Every kid thinks they want to leave the Vault at some point, but we all grew out of it. MS16GeneralAboutRebels What do you expect from idiots like them? I'm just glad I was done with Butch's stupid gang before they got involved in all this. MS16GeneralAboutRebels More kids looking to get us all killed. Now it's up to security to keep them in line. MS16GeneralAboutRebels They don't know what they're doing, and it's up to us adults to keep them from getting everyone killed. MS16GeneralAboutRebels I expect as much from some of those idiot kids and batty old Palmer, but I expected more sense from Brotch. MS16GeneralAboutRebels I tell you, I'm scared of them. I never know when they're going to try something dangerous! MS16GeneralAboutStatusQuo I wouldn't call us "rebels." I mean, we don't agree with the Overseer, but we still love the Vault. We just want to try going outside, too. MS16GeneralAboutStatusQuo The Overseer thinks he's in charge of us, just because it's his job? Well, nuts to that! We do what we want, and we want to open the Vault! MS16GeneralAboutStatusQuo I hate that this whole thing has turned us against our families, but we just can't keep living down here forever. I mean, look at this place! MS16GeneralAboutStatusQuo Most of them are just kids who're caught up in the idea of seeing the world. But I know we've got to actually open the Vault if we want to survive. MS16GeneralAboutStatusQuo Otherwise, we're just going to dwindle away down here, until it's all too late. MS16GeneralAboutStatusQuo Oh, dear, we aren't asking for anything special. The Vault's been open before, but for some reason, everyone tries to pretend it wasn't. MS16GeneralAboutStatusQuo I guess they try to forget the poor souls who never came back from out there. MS16GeneralNightQuestion It's all kind of blurry for me, but I hear I owe you for saving me. But don't expect much. The whole thing was your Dad's fault in the first place! MS16GeneralNightQuestion The bugs were horrible, but my family was pretty lucky. But then my Freddie went and got caught up with those idiot rebels! MS16GeneralNightQuestion With all of the bugs and the fires, there was an awful lot of strain on the systems down on the reactor level. MS16GeneralNightQuestion Our water chip's pretty delicate right now, but I'm working on setting her right again. MS16GeneralNightQuestion You shoulda seen my pop, he personally saved old Stanley! But guess you wouldn't know what it's like to have a hero for a dad, would you? MS16GeneralNightQuestion After what happened to Vikki and my boy that night, your corpse should be strung up as a warning to anyone else thinks about heading outside. MS16GeneralNightQuestion Bugs. Fires. Confusion. Panic. What do you care? You and your dad started the whole mess. MS16GeneralNightQuestion We were so busy fighting those bugs, there wasn't anyone to help put out the fires that started after you left. It was horrible. MS16GeneralNightQuestion I lost my poor wife Agnes, is what happened. In all the chaos and fighting, her old ticker just couldn't take it anymore. MS16GeneralNightQuestion Mom and little Monica got caught in the fires. I tried to get them out, I really did, but it was just too hot. MS16GeneralNightQuestion I know it wasn't your fault, but my dad doesn't think as highly of you. You wouldn't want to hear what he said he'd do to your dad, either. MS16GeneralNightQuestion Paul got bit real bad by some of those Radroaches, but he thought he could tough it out. If we'd had a doctor to treat him, he might still be here. MS16GeneralNightQuestion A lot of security got wounded and worse. In all the confusion, we still don't know who's responsible for some of them. MS16GeneralNightQuestion It was pretty rough, I'll tell you. I know a lot of folks blame your dad, but I know he didn't mean to cause all that. Don't blame him, or yourself. MS16GeneralNightQuestion My poor grandson Jonas died, is what happened. They say it was just an accident in all the confusion, but I know it was the Overseer. MS16GomezAmataA Maybe. She isn't the only one, that's for sure. MS16GomezAmataA Ever since that night, it's been madness down here. Nothing but trouble. MS16GomezAmataB Technically, this means I'm supposed to report her. To tell the truth, I'm supposed to report you being here, too. MS16GomezAmataB But I've been getting mighty forgetful in my old age, you know? We've got more than enough trouble without me adding to it. MS16GomezAtAmata Amata's up there, in the clinic with the rest of them. I'd take you closer, but they don't get along with security. Good luck. MS16GomezAtOverseer Visitor, sir. He wanted to see you, and... well, there's not much I could do to stop him. MS16GomezAtOverseer Visitor, sir. She wanted to see you, and... well, there's not much I could do to stop her. MS16GomezEscort I guess you've had a lot on your mind since you were here last. Where do you want to go? MS16GomezEscort Where to? MS16GomezLeaving Well, I can't blame you. I'll change the passwords behind you, and we'll figure out a way to work things out for ourselves. MS16GomezLeaving We've made it on our own for this long. I'm sure this'll blow over in time, too. MS16GomezLeaving Best of luck to you out there, kid. Don't worry about us. MS16GomezStopEscort If you want to go on alone, it's your call. MS16GomezStopEscort Just... don't stir up too much trouble down here, okay? You may be used to the outside, but this is all the world some of us have. MS16GomezStopEscort Okay, then. MS16GomezToAmata Okay, follow me. MS16GomezToAmata We're already headed there. Just stay quiet and follow me. MS16GomezToAmata
Okay. Hope no one asks too many questions.
MS16GomezToAmata As chance would have it, she was one of the first people to talk about life outside the vault after you left. No surprise; she always did like you. MS16GomezToAmata I hope you can talk some sense into her... or maybe the two of you can come up with some other plan? Just be careful about it. MS16GomezToOverseer Okay, follow me. MS16GomezToOverseer We're already headed there. Can't you smell the fire and brimstone? MS16GomezToOverseer You sure you know what you're doing? MS16GomezToOverseer On second thought, maybe I don't want to know. Just follow me. MS16GomezToOverseer I hope you know what you're doing. I don't think he's going to be happy to see you. MS16GomezToOverseer Follow close to me, and I'll escort you down to him. MS16GomezTrouble1A Let me bring you up to speed. It seems like it's been a mighty long time. MS16GomezTrouble1A The night you and your dad left, everything went crazy. Between the bugs and the confusion, we lost a lot of people. MS16GomezTrouble1A When your dad opened up that gate, he let loose a whole lot of crap, if you'll pardon my language. MS16GomezTrouble1B Everything went crazy, is what happened. Your dad opened that door, bugs started attacking, and people started going crazy. MS16GomezTrouble1B When the smoke cleared, there were a lot of casualties and not many answers. MS16GomezTrouble1B Didn't help that our doctor had just left, either. MS16GomezTrouble1C It wouldn't have if your father hadn't ruined everything by opening that door! MS16GomezTrouble1C Things were just fine until he decided to take a little walk! Then we had bug attacks, confusion, and chaos! And with no doctor, too! MS16GomezTrouble2A Really? Well, that would explain a few things, all right. It's a good thing you're here, after all. MS16GomezTrouble2A After that night, a lot of your friends started thinking, "If it's safe to go outside, why stay down here forever?" MS16GomezTrouble2A And that's not the sort of thing the Overseer likes to hear. Things have gotten pretty tense. MS16GomezTrouble2A He wasn't the only one who didn't make it to morning. It was a horrible, horrible night. MS16GomezTrouble2A Believe it or not, it was Allen Mack who really stepped up in the crisis. Wally's dad really saved some lives, and got named the new Overseer for it. MS16GomezTrouble2A Then, just when some hoped he might open the door for good, he declared martial law and said the place would stay sealed off forever. MS16GomezTrouble2B I'm... I'm sorry to hear that. Regardless of how things turned out down here, he was a good friend. I always figured he'd do well outside. MS16GomezTrouble2B Matter of fact, a lot of folks started thinking he had the right idea. He usually did. So if it was safe out there, why stay down here forever? MS16GomezTrouble2B Well, the Overseer didn't like that one bit, and started cracking down on that sort of thought. Guess he didn't plan on you coming back. MS16GomezTrouble2B I'm... I'm sorry to hear that. Regardless of how things turned out down here, he was a good friend. I always figured he'd do well outside. MS16GomezTrouble2B You're not alone in that, though. In all the chaos, Amata lost her dad, too. Lots of us lost family, to tell the truth. MS16GomezTrouble2B Now Allen Mack's the Overseer, and he's taking a hard stance against those who want the vault to open again. MS16GomezTrouble2C To tell the truth, I don't really blame him for all that. I don't know why he left, but I do know he'd never intend for all that to happen. MS16GomezTrouble2C But when the smoke cleared, other people started thinking about opening the vault permanently. And that didn't go down well with the Overseer. MS16GomezTrouble2C He's been coming down hard on them, and that's where it stands now. At least, until you walked in here. MS16GomezTrouble2C To tell the truth, I don't really blame him for all that. I don't know why he left, but I do know he'd never intend for all that to happen. MS16GomezTrouble2C Even so, we lost a lot of people that night, including the Overseer himself. He was replaced by Allen Mack, Wally's dad, and things seemed all right. MS16GomezTrouble2C But some of your friends started talking about opening the vault for good, and he came down hard on them. Things are pretty tense, now. MS16GomezTrouble3A I probably ought to put you under arrest and take you in to the Overseer, but frankly, I know better than to try that. MS16GomezTrouble3A Meanwhile, some of your old friends think opening the Vault is a good idea. I bet those rebels would like a word with you. Now, more than ever. MS16GomezTrouble3A Of course, if you want, you can just walk away as if you were never here. Out of respect for your dad, I won't even tell anyone I saw you. MS16GomezTrouble3B I can't do that. Not officially, at least. As much as some of the rebels would like to talk with you, the Overseer said you weren't welcome back. MS16GomezTrouble3B Of course, if you survived whatever's out there, none of us could stop you if you really wanted to cause problems. But I'd prefer if you don't. MS16GomezTrouble3B But out of respect to your dad, I could turn a blind eye. You could slip out and say you were never here - I won't tell a soul. MS16GomezViolence What? MS16GomezWelcomeA Amata's message? I don't know what you're talking about, but I'd keep that under your hat, for her sake. MS16GomezWelcomeA She could get in real trouble if people found out she sent you a message. So could I, just for talking with you now. MS16GomezWelcomeB You just thought you'd pop in? Don't take this the wrong way, but you probably ought to just turn around and not come back. MS16GomezWelcomeB Things... Well, they haven't gone very well since you and your dad left. MS16GomezWelcomeB This isn't the happy vault you grew up in, anymore. There's real trouble. MS16GomezWelcomeC This isn't some sort of hotel, you know! You don't just come and go as you please. I thought you were raised better than that! MS16GomezWelcomeC Sorry, it's just been pretty rough down here since you and your dad left. MS16GomezWelcomeC There's real trouble brewing, and you don't want to be a part of it. MS16GomezWelcomeD Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down, there. Amata's not in any danger. MS16GomezWelcomeD I mean, we're all in a sort of a rough patch, but we've weathered worse. MS16GomezWelcomeD But, sorry to say... If you're back, there's going to be trouble with some folks. And if Amata's wrapped up in it, there'll be trouble for her, too. MS16GoodbyeForever Oh, save it. If you really cared about us, you'd be helping, instead of leaving us to our fate. MS16GoodbyeForever But please, don't let us naive vault dwellers keep you from your exciting world above. I'm sure we'll be fine, entombed down here forever. MS16GoodbyeForever Good. I'd hate if one of our more overzealous guards misconstrued your delay as an act of rebellion or sabotage of our vault. MS16GoodbyeForever And here I was hoping you'd be able to help. Well, I hope you have better luck outside. MS16GoodbyeForever I'm sure we'll find a way to make it through down here on our own. MS16Gossip1 It's awful. Stuck in one room with Miss Palmer? It's just weird. MS16Gossip1 Terrible! I can't believe I have to share a dorm with old lady Palmer. How creepy is that? MS16Gossip2 I remember you said, yeah. That's so gross. Don't you wish it could be just Butch, instead? MS16Gossip2 Ew, that's just creepy. Wouldn't it be so much better if it was just Butch, instead? He's dreamy. MS16Gossip3 I don't know. He's not really my type. But at least you're here, too! MS16Gossip3 Not really. I mean, sure he's cool, but I don't really like him like that. You know? I'm just glad you're here, too. MS16LockdownInfo Okay, let's try this slowly. When you and your daddy left, there were problems. Those problems were bad. MS16LockdownInfo Amata and some others said we should try opening the door and going outside more. The Overseer said that was bad, too, and he got angry. MS16LockdownInfo Now, just about everyone's angry down here. And things are still bad. Really bad. MS16NewOverseer That'd be Allen Mack. You remember, Wally's dad. MS16NewOverseer He was something else when those fires started burning. In fact, if it weren't for him, we'd have lost a lot more than we did. MS16NewOverseer Afterwards, well, he seemed like a natural for the job of Overseer. He's tough, but I guess we could probably use that right about now. MS16NorthEast1 It's just like up here, Pep. The place is a mess. I've got to be extra careful right about now. MS16NorthEast1 Whole place is running a little too hot, but it'll calm down in time, like everything else around here. MS16NorthEast1 I hope so, dear. I really do. MS16NorthEast1 Maybe you can change the Overseer's mind, dear. MS16NorthEast2 All right, then. MS16NorthEast2 Well, that's okay, then. MS16NotLeaving I'll do what I can. Just, please, help us! MS16NotLeaving And thanks for not giving up on us. I knew you wouldn't. MS16NotLeaving Actually, I suspect that's worth testing. MS16NotLeaving Security! Do away with this intruder! MS16NotLeaving That's good to hear, kid. I'll do what I can to keep the door unlocked for you, but the rest is up to you. MS16OptionsInfo1 Most of the people in here will just get themselves killed out there. You know that better than anyone. But down here, they've got a safe life. MS16OptionsInfo1 And while we're down here, I'm in charge. Like the G.O.A.T. said: "To whom do we owe everything you have, including our lives?" MS16OptionsInfo1 The Overseer! And that's me! MS16OptionsLeave You're leaving us? You're leaving me? MS16OptionsLeave I guess what my father said was right. Now that you've been out there, you stopped caring about anyone but yourself. MS16OptionsLeave We don't need your help. We'll take care of ourselves. You can just get out, and never come back! MS16OptionsLeave You're leaving us? You're leaving me? MS16OptionsLeave I guess what the Overseer said was right. Now that you've been out there, you stopped caring about anyone but yourself. MS16OptionsLeave We don't need your help. We'll take care of ourselves. You can just get out, and never come back! MS16OptionsLeave That should save us all some trouble. Now get moving, before I decide to make an example of you. MS16OptionsLeave As I always suspected. You never cared about the Vault. Now that you've been outside, you're nothing more than a ignorant savage. MS16OptionsLeave But by all means, feel free to see yourself out. I'm sure you know the way. MS16OptionsSolution I certainly hope so. We can't keep going on like this. MS16OptionsSolution Really? Humor me. MS16OptionsSolution To fix what you started? Go ahead and humor me. MS16OptionsSolutionExit Damnit, this is no time for joking around! MS16OptionsSolutionExit Of course you aren't. MS16OptionsStopOthers You will? Thank goodness for that. No matter what I say, he just doesn't listen. He just spends all day up in his office. MS16OptionsStopOthers But you've actually been outside, so you can tell him what it's like with firsthand experience! MS16OptionsStopOthers Just... Please don't do anything rash or hurt him, all right? MS16OptionsStopOthers You will? Thank goodness for that. No matter what I say, he just doesn't listen. He just spends all day up in his office. MS16OptionsStopOthers But you've actually been outside, so you can tell him what it's like with firsthand experience! MS16OptionsStopOthers Just... Please be careful. MS16OptionsStopOthers I'm okay, I just worry about how long we have before someone does something rash. MS16OptionsStopOthers Huh. I wasn't expecting to hear that! MS16OptionsStopOthers Okay, here's the deal: You go and get them to quit this Vault-opening nonsense, and I'll let you leave. Heck, I'll even throw in some pay. MS16OptionsStopOthers Hmm. You always have held a certain sway with them that neither I nor my guards have enjoyed. MS16OptionsStopOthers All right, then. Go to my daughter and convince her to leave this rebellious nonsense behind. MS16OptionsStopOthers You're lucky I'm in a good mood. Get to it. MS16OptionsStopOthers All right, but I expect results. Get to work. MS16OptionsStopOthers2A I should have remembered. I was just worried, I don't know, maybe your time outside had changed you. MS16OptionsStopOthers2A Thanks, and good luck talking to him. Let me know when you change his mind! MS16OptionsStopOthers2B Well, yes, but... he may have done some terrible things, but he's still my father, you know? MS16OptionsStopOthers2B Please, for my sake, don't hurt him. MS16OptionsStopOthers2B Well, yes, but... he may have done some terrible things, but he's still part of the Vault, you know? MS16OptionsStopOthers2B Please, for my sake, don't hurt him. MS16OptionsStopOthers2C But... he's still my father. He may have made terrible choices that night, but he's the same person who's always looked out for us before then. MS16OptionsStopOthers2C Maybe he has some reason. Just, please don't kill him. We've already had too many deaths. MS16OptionsStopOthers2C I understand, but please don't kill him. We've already lost so many, and violence isn't going to bring them back. MS16OptionsStopOthers2D No, please! I know he's hurt and lied to us, but he's still my father! I just want him to stop keeping us locked up, that's all! MS16OptionsStopOthers2D I know I can't stop you, but I know somewhere in there, my father just thinks he's just watching out for us. So, please, please don't hurt him. MS16OptionsStopYou What exactly do you mean by that? MS16OptionsStopYou You know what? I hear the last Overseer tried being reasonable about things, and you killed him for his efforts. MS16OptionsStopYou I think I'll skip the "reasonable" thing and just kill you now. MS16OptionsStopYou Oh, do you? What makes you think you know how better to protect this Vault? MS16OptionsStopYou2A It is? Even with a crazy dictator running the show? MS16OptionsStopYou2A I guess we do have renewable food and water, impenetrable defenses, and a wealth of active technology. Those must be rare outside, huh? MS16OptionsStopYou2A And I still say we're not giving up on our chance to with the outside world. MS16OptionsStopYou2A I admit, in the 200 years since the war, our numbers have dwindled a little. But we have enough genetic diversity for... a few more generations. MS16OptionsStopYou2A My God, you're right. We won't last another hundred years, whether or not we get supplies from the outside. MS16OptionsStopYou2A We're the last bastion of pure humanity, and we're doomed. MS16OptionsStopYou2A The mission of this Vault has always been to ensure a safe haven for pure humans. We owe it to our species to keep to that mission. MS16OptionsStopYou2B You mean, there really are deadly threats out there? It hasn't all just been lies to keep us down here? MS16OptionsStopYou2B I guess I never thought that was actually true. But I can tell you really mean it about the Enclave. I couldn't risk leading them to the Vault. MS16OptionsStopYou2B Damnit, I told them I won't let this degenerate into violence again! The Vault simply can't take the instability anymore! MS16OptionsStopYou2B But maybe you're right. They simply can't stand the pressure anymore, and now the purity and perfection of my Vault is crumbling all around me. MS16OptionsStopYou2C The person you should be convincing is the Overseer. Go talk with him. MS16OptionsStopYou2C I deeply doubt it. But your naive ramblings do have a certain entertainment value. MS16OptionsStopYou3A I'm not afraid of dying... But if I leave, others will try to follow. And I couldn't live with their deaths on my conscience. MS16OptionsStopYou3A Okay, you win. Go ahead and tell my father that we'll stop trying to leave the vault. You and he are right. MS16OptionsStopYou3A Thanks for watching out for us. We'll all miss you. MS16OptionsStopYou3A I'm not afraid of dying... But if I leave, others will try to follow. And I couldn't live with their deaths on my conscience. MS16OptionsStopYou3A Okay, you win. Go ahead and tell the Overseer that we'll stop trying to leave the vault. You and he are right. MS16OptionsStopYou3A Thanks for watching out for us. We'll all miss you. MS16OptionsStopYou3A I wish I could share your optimism. But I suppose you have a point, in your blathering way. MS16OptionsStopYou3A My way won't save our Vault's mission. But if I let them contact the outside world, I might be able to save its inhabitants. MS16OptionsStopYou3A But I'm not the one to lead them in that. I'm stepping down as Overseer. I'll tell Amata that I can think of no more appropriate leader than she. MS16OptionsStopYou3B I'm not an idiot for wanting to leave! But I guess I wouldn't be the only one leaving. And I couldn't risk leading others to their death like that. MS16OptionsStopYou3B Okay, you win. Go ahead and tell the Overseer that we'll stop trying to leave the vault. You and he are right. MS16OptionsStopYou3B Thanks for watching out for us. We'll all miss you. MS16OptionsStopYou3B I'm not an idiot for wanting to leave! But I guess I wouldn't be the only one leaving. And I couldn't risk leading others to their death like that. MS16OptionsStopYou3B Okay, you win. Go ahead and tell the Overseer that we'll stop trying to leave the vault. You and he are right. MS16OptionsStopYou3B Thanks for watching out for us. We'll all miss you. MS16OptionsStopYou3B And you expect me to believe that the only way to do that is to let them travel out in the Wastes and mingle with those savages? MS16OptionsStopYou3B I suppose it would allow them to stay alive, and we could still keep the Vault as our safe haven. But it'd require a new type of leader. MS16OptionsStopYou3B And I know only one person with the proper attitude to do that. I'll inform my daughter Amata that she is the new Overseer, effective immediately. MS16OptionsViolence But... why? MS16OptionsViolence What a coincidence! I was thinking just the same thing! MS16OptionsViolence I expected nothing less from you. MS16OthersFilter1 I heard old Stanley complaining a lot of the stuff down in the reactor got fried pretty bad. MS16OthersFilter1 Nothing too bad... yet. But he's always worrying we'll lose air filtration or whatever. MS16OthersFilter1 Of course, if that happened... guess we'd all have to leave the vault then, huh? MS16OthersFilter1 The real problems came after you two left. The injured had nobody to turn to, since our doctor had run off, and his assistant had died. MS16OthersFilter1 Now we've got to rely on that old Mr. Handy for most of our medical needs. And he hasn't exactly got the best bedside manner. MS16OthersFilter1 Ever had an examination from someone with cold, metal pincers? You don't want to! MS16OtherWelcome1A What sort of help do you think I mean? You must have heard about the changes since you left, right? MS16OtherWelcome1A The deaths, the lies, the whole Overseer lockdown thing? Ringing any bells? MS16OtherWelcome1A Man, they'd have rushed in here long ago if they didn't know I stole one of their guns from when they issued martial law! MS16OtherWelcome1A Anyway, you gotta help us get out of here. You gotta help me get out of here. MS16OtherWelcome1B Because you're a goody two-shoes, right? You get off on helping people in trouble? Isn't that why you saved my mom? MS16OtherWelcome1B I bet she'd thank you herself, but she and I ain't exactly on speaking terms at the moment. At least, not when she's sober. MS16OtherWelcome1B But I tell you, your old man had the right idea. I can't stand it down here anymore. You gotta help me get out. MS16OtherWelcome1B You shut up! Just shut up and listen, okay? MS16OtherWelcome1B Listen, you're about the only person who ever had the sense to get out of this place. MS16OtherWelcome1B I tell you, your old man had the right idea. I can't stand it down here anymore. You gotta help me get out. MS16OtherWelcome2A Why stay here and be stuck as a barber for my entire life when I could go out there and make my own choices? MS16OtherWelcome2A Man, screw the entire Vault, what about me? MS16OtherWelcome2A Even these rebels just want the option to go outside for lousy trading and stuff. I just want to get the hell out of here for good. MS16OtherWelcome2B Because anything up there has got to be better than a lifetime of the same thing down here. MS16OtherWelcome2B Think about it, man. Down here, I'll always be stuck with the same job, with the same food, with the same people, forever. MS16OtherWelcome2B You and your dad had the right idea: get out of this pit and make your own life. MS16OverseerDad1A No, but he didn't risk bringing you out into it, either. MS16OverseerDad1A You have to wonder, is that why he left you behind? He wanted to know you were someplace safe? MS16OverseerDad1A And then, like a fool, you squandered the greatest gift he ever left you. MS16OverseerDad1B I'm glad we're in agreement, there. He left us all behind and caused quite a deal of trouble, all because he apparently got tired of the Vault. MS16OverseerDad1B As useful as his services were, in the end, he just wasn't willing to make sacrifices for the community. MS16Overseers1 Sir? It's the only world we've ever known. With a regrettable exception, I suppose. MS16Overseers1 It's our home, sir. It's seen better days, of course, but we won't be making the same mistakes again, of course. MS16Overseers2 Yes. You're right, of course. It was a mistake to let the doctor into our home, but we'll soon recover from his treatment. MS16Overseers2 Indeed. As much as it seemed a good idea at the time, we should never have taken that doctor into our world. MS16Overseers3 We'll have the place back to normal in no time, sir. It'll just take some time to repair the damages he caused. MS16Overseers3 Don't blame yourself, sir. We'll scrub every last trace of his influence from these halls, and then everything can go back to normal. MS16OverseerStepsDown01 Amata... Everyone... Listen closely. After a discussion with your friend, I've made an important decision. MS16OverseerStepsDown02 In my attempts to keep us all safe, I have been, perhaps, overzealous. MS16OverseerStepsDown03 Lives have been lost, but perhaps worse than that, lives have been stopped. And in my attempts to keep you safe, I have kept you from growing up. MS16OverseerStepsDown04 I know I have made these mistakes. And I would make them again if I had to do so. MS16OverseerStepsDown05 That is why I cannot remain your Overseer. MS16OverseerStepsDown06 Father! MS16OverseerStepsDown07 Amata, I appoint you Overseer in my place. You've proven you have what it takes to make hard choices for the good of the Vault. MS16OverseerStepsDown08 I'm just sorry I didn't understand that earlier. Consider it one of many mistakes I've made. MS16OverseerStepsDown09 Thank you, father. I'll do my best to keep us all safe, inside the Vault and beyond. MS16OverseerStepsDown10 You're welcome, my dear. Now, if you'll excuse me, I feel quite worn down. MS16OverseerStepsDown11 We'll deal with the details soon, in private. Until then, I'm sure there are people waiting to congratulate you. MS16OverseerViolenceShortcut It's about time someone finished you! MS16OverseerViolenceShortcut I expected nothing more from you. MS16OverseerWelcome1A Is that what they say? And you believed them? Ha! MS16OverseerWelcome1A Why, if it weren't for me, they'd go outside and die in seconds flat. They're just caught up in the idea of a change, is all. MS16OverseerWelcome1A Now, I'll make this easy for you. You can walk away and let me handle the Vault, or I can put you down like a rabid dog. Your choice, kid. MS16OverseerWelcome1A I assume you're talking about the unpleasantness when you left, yes? MS16OverseerWelcome1A Jonas and your father were endangering the future success of this Vault and the safety of its residents. MS16OverseerWelcome1A I did what I had to do to keep them from destroying all we had achieved here. I only wish I could have prevented it from happening at all. MS16OverseerWelcome1A You really think I'll let you stay? You're out of your tiny little mind. MS16OverseerWelcome1A Now, pick something I can shove in your arms before tossing you outside for good. MS16OverseerWelcome1A Did you really think you would be allowed to stay? Yes, you've saved the Vault, to be sure. And, thus, probably the last pure humans in the world. MS16OverseerWelcome1A All the more reason to keep you from returning to our community and polluting it with the taint of outside barbarism. MS16OverseerWelcome1A Now, reconsider your request and pick a reward you can take with you when you return outside, wastelander. MS16OverseerWelcome1B Really? Because you weren't here to talk with the last Overseer. That's why I'm in charge, now. MS16OverseerWelcome1B So you'll excuse me if I don't trust you, and if I don't think you've got my Vault's best interests at heart. MS16OverseerWelcome1B Now, I'll make this easy for you. You can walk away and let me handle the Vault, or I can put you down like a rabid dog. Your choice, kid. MS16OverseerWelcome1B That would be where you're wrong, young man. By locking down this Vault, I'm protecting its future. MS16OverseerWelcome1B In fact, I was protecting its future when I had to make those unpleasant choices the night you and your father abandoned us. MS16OverseerWelcome1B I only wish I could have stopped your father before he left. If anyone's to blame for the unpleasantness, it's him. MS16OverseerWelcome1B Useful stuff out there, I'll bet. And if it'll get you back out there faster, then all the better. MS16OverseerWelcome1B We don't have much, but here you go. Now, get. MS16OverseerWelcome1B Ah, of course. The basic currency of a lawless society. Maybe you'd like a few pointed sticks and fighting dogs, as well? MS16OverseerWelcome1B We don't have much ammunition down here, but we should be able to spare some packaged meals. MS16OverseerWelcome1B Here, perhaps it'll be of some comfort to you once you return to the Wastes. Now, go. MS16OverseerWelcome1C What's the matter, runt? Did I hit a sore spot? MS16OverseerWelcome1C I always knew we shouldn't have taken him in, and it looks like I was right all along. A perfect example of why we need to keep the Vault shut! MS16OverseerWelcome1C Now, I'll make this easy for you. You can walk away and let me handle the Vault, or I can put you down like a rabid dog. Your choice, kid. MS16OverseerWelcome1C Really? And here I had expected you to be full of bullets and bravado, but short on brains. Perhaps you've grown up since you left our Vault. MS16OverseerWelcome1C I regret the unfortunate events of that night, but I'm afraid that once your father left us, they were unavoidable. MS16OverseerWelcome1C The sad truth is that his actions presented a real and direct threat to the future success of our Vault. And so, regrettably, they had to be opposed. MS16OverseerWelcome1C G.E.C.K.? We never had one of those things in the first place. We weren't supposed to ever leave, remember? MS16OverseerWelcome1C But take this Modified Utility Jumpsuit. I guess the rebels thought it would be useful when they left. Obviously, that won't be happening now. MS16OverseerWelcome1C Congrats, you saved the Vault. Now, get out. MS16OverseerWelcome1C I'm afraid that, instead of a G.E.C.K., our Vault was supplied with technology better suited to functioning indefinitely. MS16OverseerWelcome1C But take this Modified Utility Jumpsuit. It seems the rebels thought it would be useful when they left. Obviously, that won't be happening now. MS16OverseerWelcome1C Thank you for saving our Vault. Now, you'll have to leave. MS16OverseerWelcome1C Sure, fine. As it turns out, Brotch modified himself a utility jumpsuit for survival in the Wastes. As if he was ever getting out there. MS16OverseerWelcome1C Here, it's yours. Don't say I never repaid a favor. Now, get the hell out of my Vault. MS16OverseerWelcome1C I think we may have just the thing, taken from the rebels not long ago. Edwin Brotch modified a utility jumpsuit for "survival in the Wastes." MS16OverseerWelcome1C It was a foolish idea, but that seems par for the course for them. I suppose they'd be happy to think it found its intended use, eventually. MS16OverseerWelcome1C But enough of that. Thank you for saving our Vault. Now, you'll have to leave. MS16OverseerWelcome2A First of all, I didn't kill Jonas. I commanded Chief Hannon to do so. But only because it had to be done. MS16OverseerWelcome2A Jonas was going to leave with your father. If he left, others would have left to join them. And they'd all vanish into the Wastes, never to return. MS16OverseerWelcome2A And with our numbers so depleted, we wouldn't be able to last beyond another generation. Assuming our expatriates didn't lead Raiders to us, first. MS16OverseerWelcome2A I really don't recommend that sort of ultimatum. If you leave now, we can simply lock down the door controls and everyone can be happy. MS16OverseerWelcome2A But if you insist, we can always toss your corpse out the gate after you're killed. MS16OverseerWelcome2A The choice is yours. Goodbye. MS16OverseerWelcome2B Spoken like someone who's never had to make difficult decisions. Like someone who's never had to lead. MS16OverseerWelcome2B Jonas was leaving with your father. Their departure would lead to others leaving as well. And before you know it, half of the Vault would be gone. MS16OverseerWelcome2B And then, our home - the last safe, pure bastion of humanity - would be reduced to a lonely handful of aging hold-outs, too few to continue. MS16OverseerWelcome2B I will. I know there are some that will miss you, much as there are still some that miss your father. MS16OverseerWelcome2B Not me, of course, but some of the others. Sentimental fools. But, you've restored peace to the Vault, and in that way, you're a hero. MS16OverseerWelcome2B And you have to leave. Thank you, and goodbye, Wastelander. MS16OverseerWelcome2C Ah, you're paying attention. Good for you. MS16OverseerWelcome2C These Vaults were designed to be safe havens for humanity, you see. But more than that, they were designed to test and protect us. MS16OverseerWelcome2C And none more so than our Vault 101. We are to be a pure and protected breed of humans, never tainted by the ravages of the war above. MS16OverseerWelcome2C Spoken with all of the eloquence I'd expect from a wastelander. MS16OverseerWelcome2C Farewell, and feel free to enjoy your brutal hellscape above, savage. MS16OverseerWelcome2D I've spent many nights asking myself exactly that. He certainly didn't tell me before he left. MS16OverseerWelcome2D I blame myself, really. I should have known better than to let him enter our home in the first place. He certainly showed his true colors in the end. MS16OverseerWelcome2D Were he raised in the cleanliness of our Vault, perhaps your father would have shown more dedication to the important things in life. MS16OverseerWelcome2D Just as well that he left. We mustn't let humanity's last pure specimens be sullied with his type. MS16OverseerWelcome3A Hardly. If anything, the only thing keeping it safe and pure is my strict supervision. MS16OverseerWelcome3A But I wouldn't expect you to understand. You were never really one of us, anyway. Your father was from the Wastes, and that's where you belong. MS16OverseerWelcome3A I think our meaningful discussion is at an end. I'm going to have to ask you to leave and never return. But death's always an option, too. MS16OverseerWelcome3B I'm afraid you're the shortsighted one, here. I'm simply keeping them safe and untouched by the war above. MS16OverseerWelcome3B The real danger are the rebels and insurgents who insist on risking all of our lives just to die out there in the Wastes. MS16OverseerWelcome3B If they weren't trying to throw our lives away like that, we could go back to the peaceful life we once had. Everyone would be happy again. MS16OverseerWelcome3C And what makes you so certain about that? I can't imagine you're still so naive after spending time in that hell outside. MS16OverseerWelcome3C None of them know what the outside is like, and most of them would die out there. Then the rest of us inside would eventually die out, too. MS16OverseerWelcome3C I won't risk all of our lives just for few people's passing fancy of taking a Wasteland vacation. I hope you can understand that. MS16OverseerWelcome3D I'm trying to save my people. Possibly the only pure, safe humans left in the world. MS16OverseerWelcome3D Don't destroy humanity's last chance just because you don't like the choices I've had to make to protect it. MS16OverseerWelcome3E No, the Vaults have been so much more. But only the Overseers have known the truth, and we've passed it down very carefully. MS16OverseerWelcome3E I had hoped to tell Amata when she took over, but with the way things are now, that doesn't seem likely to happen. MS16OverseerWelcome3E But if you could convince her and the rebels to give up this foolish demand to leave, then we can return to our Vault's vital mission. MS16RaidInfo I heard one of the guards talking about some sort of plan to raid Amata and the rest of us. MS16RaidInfo I didn't hear anything else, but I think he read it on the security terminal, so maybe you can find more there. I'm sure it's bad news for us all. MS16Resistance1 It's not safe. We'll talk later. MS16Resistance1 Yeah, sure, rebels. Any luck convincing anyone else to stand up to Father? MS16Resistance1 We're not your ridiculous gang, Butch. We're actually trying to get something done. Any luck convincing more to join us? MS16Resistance1 Looks like we're secure. What's the word up there? MS16Resistance1 We're safe. How's everyone holding up in the dorms? MS16Resistance1 Ix-nay on the alk-tay. We're being atched-way. MS16Resistance1 Calm down, old man. How's life in the west dorms? MS16Resistance1 Don't worry, we're fine. What's the word in the dorms? MS16Resistance1 Come on, Amata. Who's gonna mess with me? MS16Resistance1 You know me. The Butch man fears no Overseer. MS16Resistance1 Hold on. The walls have ears. MS16Resistance1 Looks like I made it through another day, for what that's worth. But I don't see much changing yet. MS16Resistance1 I wasn't taken away in the night, for what that's worth. That's about the best news I've got to report. MS16Resistance1 I survived the night, but I get the feeling there's change in the air. Don't know if it's good or bad, though. MS16Resistance1 I'm still alive, but I don't know how long that luck'll last. Seems like something big's about to transpire. MS16Resistance1 First time in your life you're a rebel with a cause, boy. Any luck convincing your friends to join you in it? MS16Resistance1 You've got to take this seriously, boy. Any luck getting anyone else to join us? MS16Resistance2 Well, I guess it could be worse. But if I know father, he's not just going to change his mind on this. MS16Resistance2 That's better than nothing, I suppose. That may be all the good news we're getting, for now. MS16Resistance2 Not yet. Freddie doesn't want to get in trouble, and Wally thinks we shouldn't be going outside, anyway. MS16Resistance2 Paul would've joined up no problem, but... y'know. Anyway, no luck with them. MS16Resistance2 They're still scared: enough to stay quiet, but not enough to risk doing anything. MS16Resistance2 No development. They're still quiet and scared. We won't be getting any of them to make a stand anytime soon. MS16Resistance3 Will do, Amata. You watch out for yourself, too. MS16Resistance3 You don't need to tell me. Just keep an eye on your father, all right? MS16Resistance3 That's a damned shame, but maybe they'll come around in time. Keep working at it. MS16Resistance3 Hard to lead your Tunnel Snakes when they're afraid of getting stepped on, huh? Well, keep at it. MS16Resistance3 Well, ain't you a bundle of smiles. If it were just about staying alive, we might as well stick with your Dad. MS16Resistance3 Look on the bright side, Amata: you get to look at my handsome mug again. Who wouldn't want that? MS16Resistance3 Pack of cowards, if you ask me. If they don't grow a spine soon, I'm heading out myself. I mean it this time! MS16Resistance3 Aw, let 'em stay down here. One day, I'm heading out there on my own. I mean it. MS16Resistance3 Keep talking to them. If we're going to take a stand, we really want them on our side. MS16Resistance3 I swear, what sort of "rebels" are they? Keep talking to them, okay? MS16Resistance3 Okay, keep listening, and see who else we can get to take a stand. And be careful up there. MS16Resistance3 Keep an ear out up there. They'll get sick of father's lockdown eventually, and then we'll all take a stand. MS16SecurityCheck Yes, sir. MS16SecurityCheck Sure, whatever. MS16SecurityCheck Yes, of course. MS16SecurityCheck Yes, sir. MS16SecurityCheck Don't you have anything better to do? MS16Snakes1 We're all the gang there is, Butch. But yeah, it's better than just sitting here alone. MS16Snakes1 Better than sitting around at home, you know? MS16Snakes2 Freddie, there's more to this than just getting out of the dorm. It's about freedom and standing up to the Man! Tunnel Snakes rule! MS16Snakes2 Come on, have a little pride! What do Tunnel Snakes do? We don't sit around and hide in the dorm. We rule! MS16Snakes3 I guess. But... it didn't rule so much for Paul. MS16Snakes3 Yeah, we rule. It's just not the same without Paul saying it. MS16WhyNotLeave Don't you get it? We don't want to abandon the Vault. We want to open it! MS16WhyNotLeave We still want this to be our home, but we want to get supplies from outside. Trading, exploring, anything's better than just hiding down here! MS16WhyNotLeave It's not that they want to leave. It's that they want to open the door and interact with the rest of the world. But that would risk the whole Vault. MS17AgathaAngerTrack01 That's just about all I'm going to take from the likes of you! MS17AgathaAngerTrack01 When you walked in, I thought you were different than the normal riff-raff that crawls out of the sand. I see now that I was wrong. MS17AgathaAngerTrack01 Come back and talk to me when you decide to be more civil. MS17AgathaAngerTrack01 That tears it! MS17AgathaAngerTrack01 I've been calm and patient with you, but you just seem determined not to return in kind. Fine. MS17AgathaAngerTrack01 Since you only understand rude behavior, allow me to demonstrate some for you. Get the hell out of my house! MS17AgathaAngerTrack02 Sigh. My husband told me once to always forgive and forget. I suppose I should take that advice now, rest his poor soul. MS17AgathaAngerTrack02 Consider the apology accepted, and your harsh words forgotten. MS17AgathaAngerTrack02 I have a lot of patience, but you are really testing it. MS17AgathaAngerTrack02 However, as I said before, forgive and forget. MS17AgathaCT01 Oh, don't worry about me. I'm just fine out here. MS17AgathaCT01 My husband, rest his poor soul, saw to it that our house was well-protected from the elements and the inhabitants of the Wastes. MS17AgathaCT02 Honestly, there is nothing much out here. Looking for sand? Rocks? We have plenty of that. MS17AgathaCT02 You're welcome to look around this area of course. Don't let me dissuade you. I'm just trying to save you some time. MS17AgathaCT02 My husband built this place way out here for a reason, rest his soul. MS17AgathaCT03 Hmph! Well. I see you have manners I'd come to expect from a Wasteland dweller. MS17AgathaCT03 All I've done is offer you safe harbor in my home. No need to get testy with me, young man! MS17AgathaCT03 Hmph! Well. I see you have manners I'd come to expect from a Wasteland dweller. MS17AgathaCT03 All I've done is offer you safe harbor in my home. No need to get testy with me, young lady! MS17AgathaCT04 That's kind of you to say. MS17AgathaCT04 Yes, he's gone. After he built this place, we spent many happy years together. MS17AgathaCT04 We decided to cut off contact with the outside world and just depend on each other for comfort and company. MS17AgathaCT05 Apart from supply caravans, you're the first person to set foot inside my house in a long time. MS17AgathaCT05 It's not for lack of trying at this point, mind you. I am just far off the beaten path. MS17AgathaCT05 Living in this isolation protects me, but has also made me very lonely. MS17AgathaCT05a Well! That's the most insulting thing anyone has ever said to me! MS17AgathaCT05a Here I offer my hospitality and you spit it right back in my face. MS17AgathaCT06 Oh goodness, no. I have a supply caravan that passes here maybe once a week. MS17AgathaCT06 I trade with them for whatever I need and I stock up enough until they return. MS17AgathaCT06a Old? Yes. Frail? No. MS17AgathaCT06a I can still hold my own if I have to. My husband made me learn a thing or two about how to defend myself. MS17AgathaCT06a Besides, I have a caravan come through here about once a week to trade. They'd miss me if I was gone. MS17AgathaCT06b Watch the sass, captain sassy-pants! MS17AgathaCT06b I can still hold my own if I have to. My husband made me learn a thing or two about how to defend myself. MS17AgathaCT06b Besides, I have a caravan come through here about once a week. They'd miss me if I was gone. MS17AgathaCT07 Besides shelter? Well, I offer something in the way of entertainment: I play songs on my homemade violin and people trade me goods. MS17AgathaCT07 If not in person, I use my husband's old radio set. The men in the caravan say it keeps their morale up on lonely nights in the Wasteland. MS17AgathaCT08 Well, I always have my husband's old radio set to fall back on. MS17AgathaCT08 I used it once in an emergency when a group of Raiders was getting a bit too close for comfort to my house. MS17AgathaCT08 Otherwise I use it to broadcast my so-called music I play from my homemade violin. MS17AgathaCT08a That's disgusting! I'm old enough to be your grandmother. I won't have that kind of talk in this house. MS17AgathaCT08a I play songs on my homemade violin and people trade me goods. Sellbaby, indeed! MS17AgathaCT08a If not in person, I play it over my husband's old radio set. The men in the caravan say it keeps their morale up on lonely nights in the Wasteland. MS17AgathaCT09 Now that you mention it, yes there is. MS17AgathaCT09 My trading depends on my violin. Without it, I have nothing to play... no way to make music. MS17AgathaCT09 If you can bring me a violin, a better one, I'd feel much more secure. MS17AgathaCT09a You're very blunt. Not always a good trait, but sometimes it is the best way to get things done. MS17AgathaCT09a My trading depends on my violin. Without it, I have nothing to play... no way to make music. MS17AgathaCT09a If you can bring me a violin, a better one, I'd feel much more secure. MS17AgathaCT10 Yes. My husband was very proud of the setup. He tinkered with that thing for years to get it working. MS17AgathaCT10 I've tried to use it to get what I need, but I've never gotten a reply. MS17AgathaCT11 Thank you. While my husband had his hobbies, I'm afraid mine was making that sorry instrument. MS17AgathaCT11 I only wish I could replace it with something better. MS17AgathaCT11Intelligence You are a clever one! MS17AgathaCT11Intelligence Yes, that's exactly the problem that I have with it. It doesn't quite play all of the notes correctly and I have to constantly tinker with it. MS17AgathaCTBackground01 I'm sorry. I know I tend to ramble. Comes from being lonely. MS17AgathaCTBackground01 If you insist. I'll get right to the heart of the matter then. I'm looking for a particular violin, not just any. MS17AgathaCTBackground01 The violin you're looking for is called the Soil Stradivarius. It's located in Vault 92, where my great great grandmother once lived. MS17AgathaCTBackground02 Of a kind, yes. Hilda sent a good deal of letters to my great grandmother Mary who passed them on, and so forth. MS17AgathaCTBackground02 I suppose the correspondence could be considered a diary of sorts. MS17AgathaCTBackground03 It certainly is a long time. That precious instrument has been through a lot. MS17AgathaCTBackground03 Anyway, Hilda was quite a special woman. Classically trained and exceptionally talented at the violin. MS17AgathaCTBackground03 Her pride and joy was her Stradivarius Violin. I can only imagine how exquisite this instrument must have been. MS17AgathaCTBackground03 When war reared its head, she was invited by Vault-Tec into Vault 92. They claimed the vault would be dedicated to preserving musical talent. MS17AgathaCTBackground04 A famous man once said that patience is the companion of wisdom. If you shut your trap and listen, you might learn something. MS17AgathaCTBackground04 Anyway, Hilda was quite a special woman. Classically trained and exceptionally talented at the violin. MS17AgathaCTBackground04 Her pride and joy was her Stradivarius Violin. I can only imagine how exquisite this instrument must have been. MS17AgathaCTBackground04 When war reared its head, she was invited by Vault-Tec into Vault 92. They claimed the vault would be dedicated to preserving musical talent. MS17AgathaCTBackground05 Vault-Tec was always promoting the Vaults being used for the preservation of the arts and all that nonsense. MS17AgathaCTBackground05 Hilda couldn't pass on a chance to meet many of the other musical talents of the world, so she accepted their invitation. MS17AgathaCTBackground05 Then the bombs fell. The Vault was sealed, and my family never heard from her again. MS17AgathaCTBackground06 Oh, absolutely irreplaceable! The Stradivarius violins are as unique as a painting or a sculpture... each one its own work of art. MS17AgathaCTBackground06 I think the opportunity to use that fine instrument with her fellow accomplished musicians was more than a draw for Hilda. MS17AgathaCTBackground06 Then, the bombs fell. The Vault was sealed, and my family never heard from her again. MS17AgathaCTBackground07 If you're that eager to get going I'll skip the story. I'm looking for a particular violin called the Soil Stradivarius. MS17AgathaCTBackground07 Its located in Vault 92, where my great great grandmother once lived. MS17AgathaCTBackground08 She kept it in a special pressurized case. Inside the case is the perfect temperature and humidity for the instrument. MS17AgathaCTBackground08 If the case is still functioning, the Stradivarius would be in perfect shape. MS17AgathaCTBackground08 Hilda's Stradivarius was named the Soil Stradivarius. All of them had names. That's what I want you to get. MS17AgathaCTBackground09 Don't you think I've thought of that? MS17AgathaCTBackground09 She kept it in a special pressurized case. Inside the case is the perfect temperature and humidity for the instrument. MS17AgathaCTBackground09 Hilda's Stradivarius was named the Soil Stradivarius. All of them had names. That's what I want you to get. MS17AgathaCTGetToIt You know, my mother always said a handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains. MS17AgathaCTGetToIt However, if you're that eager to get going I'll skip the story. I'm looking for a particular violin called the Soil Stradivarius. MS17AgathaCTGetToIt It's located in Vault 92, where my great great grandmother once lived. MS17AgathaCTQuest01 Yes, very sad isn't it? Sad to think that no more musical instruments will ever be made the old way ever again. MS17AgathaCTQuest01 Sigh. Well, fortunately, I know where perhaps the last real violin in the world exists. MS17AgathaCTQuest01 If you give me your word that you will recover it, I will tell you more. MS17AgathaCTQuest02 As you may have already guessed, I really have nothing of value. Material value, that is. MS17AgathaCTQuest02 All I can offer you is the same I offer the caravans that trade with me. The frequency of my radio and the promise of beautiful music. MS17AgathaCTQuest03 It should be pretty obvious that I have nothing of value. MS17AgathaCTQuest03 All I can offer you is the same I offer the caravans that trade with me. The frequency of my radio and the promise of beautiful music. MS17AgathaCTQuestAccept Oh, I don't think I've been this happy in years! As promised, here's the key to the ammunition box. It's right under the radio table. MS17AgathaCTQuestAccept Before you leave, I have some information that may help you. At least a place to begin. MS17AgathaCTQuestAccept It all starts with my great great grandmother Hilda back in 2077 before the bombs fell... MS17AgathaCTQuestAccept Oh, I don't think I've been this happy in years! MS17AgathaCTQuestAccept I have some information that may help you. At least a place to begin. MS17AgathaCTQuestAccept It all starts with my great great grandmother back in 2077 before the bombs fell... MS17AgathaCTQuestAcceptGoodNatured Well, that's just so sweet of you! MS17AgathaCTQuestAcceptGoodNatured I feel bad sending you off with nothing like this. MS17AgathaCTQuestAcceptGoodNatured I have a small amount of ammunition that my husband left behind. A box of odds and ends. I don't think I've opened it in years. MS17AgathaCTQuestAcceptGoodNatured If you do this for me, you're welcome to take whatever you need. MS17AgathaCTQuestAcceptLadyKiller Oh my! I didn't know I still had the looks. MS17AgathaCTQuestAcceptLadyKiller Well, you just made my day you sweet thing! Let me give you something extra to help you on your way. MS17AgathaCTQuestAcceptLadyKiller I have a small amount of ammunition that my husband left behind. A box of odds and ends. I don't think I've opened it in years. MS17AgathaCTQuestAcceptLadyKiller If you do this for me, you're welcome to take whatever you need. MS17AgathaCTQuestAcceptSCMean You have a lot to learn about dealing with people, young man. However, you're right. I need to think of your needs too. MS17AgathaCTQuestAcceptSCMean I have a small amount of ammunition that my husband left behind. A box of odds and ends. I don't think I've opened it in years. MS17AgathaCTQuestAcceptSCMean If you do this for me, you're welcome to take whatever you need. MS17AgathaCTQuestAcceptSCMean You have a lot to learn about dealing with people, young lady. However, you're right. I need to think of your needs too. MS17AgathaCTQuestAcceptSCMean I have a small amount of ammunition that my husband left behind. A box of odds and ends. I don't think I've opened it in years. MS17AgathaCTQuestAcceptSCMean If you do this for me, you're welcome to take whatever you need. MS17AgathaCTQuestAcceptSCNice You have a point. Perhaps I've been neglecting needs that you might have and being selfish. MS17AgathaCTQuestAcceptSCNice I have a small amount of ammunition that my husband left behind. A box of odds and ends. I don't think I've opened it in years. MS17AgathaCTQuestAcceptSCNice If you do this for me, you're welcome to take whatever you need. MS17AgathaCTQuestHave Sakes alive! You mean you found a violin? MS17AgathaCTQuestHave01 Oh my goodness! I must see it... please! MS17AgathaCTQuestHave01 It's like holding a chunk of history in the palm of my hands. Amazing, simply amazing. MS17AgathaCTQuestHave01 I can't thank you enough. I wish I had something to give you, a more suitable reward for all your efforts. MS17AgathaCTQuestHave01 All I can give you is the frequency to my radio set. Tune in whenever you feel like listening to the strains of an old woman's violin playing. MS17AgathaCTQuestHave02 Oh very well. I suppose I should have expected that from a Wastelander. Here's the key to my husband's ammo crate; take whatever you like. MS17AgathaCTQuestHave02 It's like holding a chunk of history in the palm of my hands. Amazing, simply amazing. MS17AgathaCTQuestHave02 I can't thank you enough. I wish I had something to give you, a more suitable reward for all your efforts. MS17AgathaCTQuestHave02 All I can give you is the frequency to my radio set. Tune in whenever you feel like listening to the strains of an old woman's violin playing. MS17AgathaCTQuestHave03 Well then, you interested in helping me or am I just wasting my time? MS17AgathaCTQuestWait I understand. Please don't mistake my evasiveness for mistrust. I am merely being cautious. MS17AgathaCTQuestWait Take your time, by all means. MS17AgathaCTVault9201 That's the catch. I have no idea where it is. MS17AgathaCTVault9201 I'd suggest making your way to Vault-Tec Headquarters in the D.C. Ruins. That would be a good place to begin. MS17AgathaCTVault9201 Good luck! MS17AgathaCTVault9201a Manners are not your strong suit, eh? I can see this will be a purely business related transaction. So be it. MS17AgathaCTVault9201a I'd suggest making your way to Vault-Tec Headquarters in the D.C. Ruins. That would be a good place to begin. MS17AgathaCTVault9202 You do? Amazing! MS17AgathaCTVault9202 Thank you for this. You have no idea what this means to me. MS17AgathaCTVault9202 Good luck to you! MS17Bailout Well okay. MS17FinAgathaTLFeeling Much better lately, thanks for asking. MS17FinAgathaTLFeeling With the return of the Soil Stradivarius, everything has changed. It's like a long-lost family member has come home. MS17FinAgathaTLFeeling Actually, I'm feeling quite sad right now. I have all this beautiful music in my head and only a terrible homemade violin to play it on. MS17FinAgathaTLFeeling Blast this old woman's body I'm stuck in! I know where I could get my hands on a better one, but it's too far and too dangerous for the likes of me. MS17FinAgathaTLFeeling It's such a pity to imagine what's happened to the Soil Stradivarius violin after all this time resting in Vault 92. MS17FinAgathaTLHowPlay Oh, don't be silly! MS17FinAgathaTLHowPlay I record everything I play on the nice machines built into my husband's old radio gear. MS17FinAgathaTLHowPlay That way you can hear the music anytime you want, and this old woman can get some well-needed beauty sleep! MS17FinAgathaTLPLay I would be delighted. MS17FinAgathaTLPLay Oh! Absolutely. It's the least I can do for all your efforts. MS17FinAgathaTLPLay I would love to play for you. MS17FinAgathaTLSellBackViolin You actually got it back. I didn't think you'd bother after that stunt you pulled. MS17FinAgathaTLSellBackViolin It's like holding a piece of history in the palm of my hands. Amazing, simply amazing. MS17FinAgathaTLSellBackViolin It may have been like pulling teeth, but at least you finally brought me the thing. Still, I'm lacking a suitable reward for what you've done. MS17FinAgathaTLSellBackViolin All I can give you is the frequency to my radio set. Tune in whenever you feel like listening to the strains of an old woman's violin playing. MS17FinAgathaTLSellBackViolin You son of a bitch! You know what that thing meant to me! MS17FinAgathaTLSellBackViolin It was a family heirloom. It belonged rightfully in the hands of a musician, someone to appreciate its value, not to exploit it! MS17FinAgathaTLSellBackViolin I can't believe you'd stab an old woman in the back like this! Get out! GET OUT OF HERE THIS INSTANT! MS17FinAgathaTLViolin My word! You actually found some REAL music paper? I didn't even think it possible. MS17FinAgathaTLViolin Yet here it is. You've really outdone yourself this time. I knew getting the Stradivarius was a challenge, but this is just incredible. MS17FinAgathaTLViolin This is all too much... you deserve more than just a pat on the back. MS17FinAgathaTLViolin I'm afraid I don't. I'm surprised you didn't find any in Vault 92 knowing that it was a place where musicians used to live. MS17FinAgathaTLViolin I would ask every merchant and just search the Wasteland. Perhaps one day you'll be in luck. MS17FinAgathaTLViolin Well, I suppose I could. They aren't my pieces of music by any stretch of the imagination though. MS17FinAgathaViolin01 You make a good point. I'm no spring chicken, so one day I'll be gone. MS17FinAgathaViolin01 Oh my, what if I'm the last person on the planet to know these pieces of music? What if all the recordings have been destroyed? MS17FinAgathaViolin01 To lose such beautiful music would be a shame. MS17FinAgathaViolin02 What a vulgar way to put it. However, you're right. MS17FinAgathaViolin02 What if I was the last person on the planet that had those pieces of music committed to memory? MS17FinAgathaViolin02 Imagine all those great works vanishing. It almost brings me to tears. MS17FinAgathaViolin03 Well, I only need two things. My noggin and some music paper. MS17FinAgathaViolin04 Well, darn it, I think I will! MS17FinAgathaViolin04 I remember all the notations. All I need now is some music paper to write it on. MS17FinAgathaViolin05 Nope, I sure don't. I need the music paper to properly record the notes. MS17FinAgathaViolin05 If I just wrote on anything, it may not look standard enough to teach everyone in the future to read from it properly. MS17FinAgathaViolin05 You think you can bring some to me? MS17FinAgathaViolin06 Look around you. Do you see any fancy computers or high tech gizmos? MS17FinAgathaViolin06 My husband and I were never into that kind of junk. The most hi-tech thing we have is the radio setup, and even that was old before the bombs fell. MS17FinAgathaViolin06 I need the paper... it's all I know how to use. Can you help me? MS17FinAgathaViolinNo Of course. There's no rush really, it was just an idea. Take your time. MS17FinAgathaViolinNo If you come across the paper on your travels, good. If not, I don't blame you one bit. MS17FinAgathaViolinReward01 I'm speechless. Thank you. MS17FinAgathaViolinReward01 You're welcome here any time. Consider my house as a safe haven if you're ever in the area. MS17FinAgathaViolinReward01 Now, let me get writing. So much to do! MS17FinAgathaViolinReward02 Well, like I told you before, I don't have wealth out here in the sticks, but I can certainly provide you something useful. MS17FinAgathaViolinReward02 My husband left me something else besides the radio setup. I think you'll find it useful. MS17FinAgathaViolinReward02 It's his old pistol. He tinkered with it some and used to practice with it all the time. Now I want you to have it. MS17FinAgathaViolinReward03 Manners are not your strong suit, are they? MS17FinAgathaViolinReward03 Here, take this pistol. It's all I have left. Use it to protect yourself, or shoot yourself in the foot for all I care. MS17FinAgathaViolinReward03 Now if you don't mind, I need to get some things done. Goodbye. MS17FinAgathaViolinRewardSub01 Nonsense. I've never fired a gun before in my life and I'm not about to start any time soon. MS17FinAgathaViolinRewardSub01 You take this thing and use it to protect yourself while you're out there. I'll be just fine. Here. MS17FinAgathaViolinRewardSub01 Now, scoot. I have a lot of music to write. MS17FinAgathaViolinRewardSub02 You're welcome. Just keep it clean and repaired and it will never let you down. MS17FinAgathaViolinRewardSub02 Now, scoot. I have to get cracking on this music notation. MS17FinAgathaViolinWait I'm no richer now than I was before we met. All I can offer you is an old woman's thanks. MS17FinAgathaViolinYES My word! You actually found some REAL music paper? I didn't even think it possible. MS17FinAgathaViolinYES Yet here it is. You've really outdone yourself this time. I knew getting the Stradivarius was a challenge, but this is just incredible. MS17FinAgathaViolinYES This is all too much... you deserve more than just a pat on the back. MS17FinAgathaViolinYES Well, thank you. You've done so much for me already, I just don't know what else to say. MS17FinAgathaViolinYES If you get the paper, head back here in time. There's no rush. MS17FinTLBuyBackViolin It takes moxie to admit you've done something wrong. I admire that. MS17FinTLBuyBackViolin I'd be glad to sell it back to you. Here you go. MS17FinTLBuyBackViolin It takes moxie to admit you've done something wrong. I admire that. MS17FinTLBuyBackViolin I'd be glad to sell it back to you, but you don't seem to have enough caps. Come back when you do. MS17ScientistAudioRecord01 So far, the experiment is going exactly as planned. MS17ScientistAudioRecord01 We're subjecting the residents to extremely low frequency white noise in regular intervals through the loudspeaker system. MS17ScientistAudioRecord01 Using the soundproof recording studios and the musicians was an inspired idea. Kudos to the Vault-Tec selection committee on their shrewdness. MS17ScientistAudioRecord02 I'm a bit encouraged by the latest batch of data. It seems that 33 percent of the subjects are now lapsing into a trance-like state on occasion. MS17ScientistAudioRecord02 When in this state, we're fairly certain that suggestion and programming of the subject can be applied. MS17ScientistAudioRecord02 We've begun testing this by implanting subtle cues in affected subjects, making them scratch their ear or constantly fix their hair. MS17ScientistAudioRecord02 So far I'm happy to report a 100% success rate on this implantation method. MS17ScientistAudioRecord03 Disaster today. One of our test subjects, V920717, has murdered three other residents in a fit of unbridled rage the likes of which I've never seen. MS17ScientistAudioRecord03 It took almost 23 shots before the security team took him down. This subject has no history of violence or mental instability whatsoever. MS17ScientistAudioRecord03 My concern is that this subject is one of our most successful implant recipients, able to execute complex instructions during trance-state. MS17ScientistAudioRecord04 Unbelievable! We've had twelve more incidents in the past month mirroring Subject V920717's actions. MS17ScientistAudioRecord04 The shocking part is the savagery these aberrants exhibit when they murder. They rip their victims apart limb from limb and eviscerate them by hand. MS17ScientistAudioRecord04 These used to be respected members of the musical community. How could this be happening? Where have I gone wrong? MS17ScientistAudioRecord05 The situation is getting out of hand. Over half the population of the Vault is exhibiting savage tendencies. MS17ScientistAudioRecord05 I can only assume our noise experimentation has awakened some dormant part of their psyche... brought their primitive nature to the surface. MS17ScientistAudioRecord05 In essence, I feel that they are almost psychologically devolving. I was stupid for rushing these experiments, and now over 35 people are dead. MS17ScientistAudioRecord06 I can't believe what I've discovered. Just before he died, one of the security team members told me everything. MS17ScientistAudioRecord06 The Overseer has been implanting these murderous intentions in the entire Vault population without my knowledge! MS17ScientistAudioRecord06 Using the loudspeakers in the dorms instead of just the studios, he subjected everyone to the white noise as they slept. MS17ScientistAudioRecord06 He then implanted combat suggestions he claims came from Vault-Tec itself! He... he must be completely insane. No observation, no controls... MS17ScientistAudioRecord06 I'm going to have to confront him now and make him pay for what he's done. Half the Vault is dead, the other half fighting for its life. MS17ScientistAudioRecord06 Good luck to all of us and may God have mercy on our souls. MS17TLBuySoilStrad Incredible! I've heard of those items. They were used to make music many many years ago I believe. MS17TLBuySoilStrad Well, although it has no American historical significance, I can take it off your hands for 200 caps. How does that sound? MS17TLBuySoilStrad Absolutely! I believe the standing offer was 200 caps. MS17TLBuySoilStrad Do I look like I play in a fucking orchestra? Why should I care? MS17TLBuySoilStradAbeWash01 Well, that's wonderful. Here are your caps. Thanks very much! MS17TLBuySoilStradAbeWash01 Well, that's wonderful. Here are your caps. Thanks very much! MS17TLBuySoilStradAbeWash02 Certainly, don't let me stand in your way. MS17TLBuySoilStradAbeWash03SC Well, that's wonderful. Here are your caps. Thanks very much! MS17TLBuySoilStradAbeWash03SC Well, that's wonderful. Here are your caps. Thanks very much! MS17TLBuySoilStradAhz01 Yeah? Wonderful. The corns on my feet from standing in this joint all day long are artifacts too. MS17TLBuySoilStradAhz01 Why don't you stop wasting my time and buy something or get out of here. MS17TLBuySoilStradAhz02 One of a kind, huh? I like the sound of that. MS17TLBuySoilStradAhz02 Okay, I'll give you 200 caps for it... and believe me, that's generous. MS17TLBuySoilStradAhz03 One snap of my finger and I could fill you with enough holes to cut your weight in half. MS17TLBuySoilStradAhz03 Testing my temper is not a good idea. Now buy something or get out of here. MS17TLBuySoilStradAhz04 Here you go. MS17TLBuySoilStradAhz04 This is the most I ever paid for a hunk of wood and strings, but what the hell. MS17TLBuySoilStradAhz04 Here you go. MS17TLBuySoilStradAhz04 This is the most I ever paid for a hunk of wood and strings, but what the hell. MS17TLBuySoilStradAhz05 Fine. You approached me you know. Thanks for the time Waster. MS17TLBuySoilStradAhz06 Well, it would bring more people in here if I had it on display I suppose. MS17TLBuySoilStradAhz06 All right. You got it. 300 caps. MS17TLBuySoilStradAhz06 Well, it would bring more people in here if I had it on display I suppose. MS17TLBuySoilStradAhz06 All right. You got it. 300 caps. MS17TLGreatGrandmother She was quite a special woman. Hilda was her name. Classically trained and exceptionally talented at the violin. MS17TLGreatGrandmother Her pride and joy was her Stradivarius Violin. I can only imagine how exquisite this instrument must have been. MS17TLGreatGrandmother When war reared its head, she was invited by Vault-Tec into Vault 92. They claimed the vault would be dedicated to preserving musical talent. MS17TLGreatGrandmother Happily, she accepted. After she entered Vault 92, the bombs fell, and the story as I know it ends. MS17TLSoilStrad Not too much I'm afraid. It was fabricated way back in 1714 by a famous Italian craftsman named Antonio Stradivari. MS17TLSoilStrad He had made a bunch of Stradivarius violins actually, and each one was individually named over time to identify them. MS17TLSoilStrad They are regarded as the most outstanding instruments ever made... and no two sound alike they say. Incredible. MS17TLSoilStrad Since the bombs fell laying waste to most of the world, it may be safe to say that this could be the last surviving violin of its kind. MS17TLSoilStrad01 Well, from my great-great-grandmother's diaries, I have deduced that she had a special pressurized case created for it. MS17TLSoilStrad01 Hopefully, the Soil Stradivarius was in the case when she... well, you know. MS17TLSoilStrad01 I can't really describe it in detail beyond the case. I've never seen it any other way. I'll know it's the real one when I have it in hand. MS17TLSoilStrad01 You can fool the eyes, but not the ears. MS17TLSoilStrad02 I hope you're not thinking of doing anything dishonest. You gave me your word. MS17TLStradStatus You son of a bitch! You know what that thing meant to me! MS17TLStradStatus It was a family heirloom. It belonged rightfully in the hands of a musician, someone to appreciate its value, not to exploit it! MS17TLStradStatus I can't believe you'd stab an old woman in the back like this! Get out! GET OUT OF HERE THIS INSTANT! MS17TLStradStatus Oh my goodness! I must see it... please! MS17TLStradStatus Oh my... it's more beautiful than I could have ever imagined! MS17TLStradStatus I can't thank you enough. I wish I had something to give you, a more suitable reward for all your efforts. MS17TLStradStatus All I can give you is the frequency to my radio set. Tune in whenever you feel like listening to the strains of an old woman's violin playing. MS17TLStradStatus I understand. I haven't given up hope... I know you'll find it. MS17TLStradStatusLie I... I was afraid this was a possibility. The information I had received was sketchy at best. MS17TLStradStatusLie Oh well. Perhaps this is a sign that I wasn't meant to follow in my ancestor's footsteps. MS17TLStradStatusLie One day maybe I'll return to playing, or perhaps not. Either way, I thank you for your efforts. MS17TLVault92 I'm sorry, I wish I did. All I know is that Vault-Tec intended it to be a protective environment for the world's musical talent. MS17TLVault92 When the bombs fell, the Vault was sealed and the rest is a mystery. MS17TLVault92 Perhaps when you find it, you can find some sort of a record of what occurred inside. MS17TLVaultTecHQ From what I gather, it's located in the ruins of D.C. I got the location from one of the supply caravans. MS17TLVaultTecHQ They told me it had extremely high security and something they called a main frame inside. MS17TLVaultTecHQ I'd imagine it's quite dangerous. I'd be careful if I was you. MS18Bailout Okay, go ahead. MS18BrickEndgameCT01 You bet your ass I did! Did you see that Super Mutant's head burst? Beautiful! MS18BrickEndgameCT01 Me and Eugene, we got a partnership. I find targets, and he vaporizes targets. It works out well. MS18BrickEndgameCT01 Anyway, you look me up if you ever want to get into a fight. I'll be sure and bring the thunder. Ha ha ha! MS18BrickEndgameCT02 Well, someone did once, and I swear I let them leave only with a slight limp. MS18BrickEndgameCT02 Don't worry, I'm on your side! MS18BrickEndgameCT02 Anyway, you look me up if you ever want to get into a fight. I'll be sure and bring the thunder. Ha ha ha! MS18BrickEndgameCT03 Last guy who said something like that to me took a long dirt nap. Catch my drift? MS18BrickEndgameCT03 Hahahaha! Oh, I loved watching you sweat there for a second. Damn right I'm crazy! Isn't that right, Eugene? MS18BrickEndgameCT03 Anyway, you look me up if you ever want to get into a fight. I'll be sure and bring the thunder. Ha ha ha! MS18ButcherCT01 Hmmm, and you made it all the way up here alive? MS18ButcherCT01 Ok, I'm impressed. Reilly must have sent the right person for the job... as usual. Hey, is she okay? MS18ButcherCT01 Just you? You made it up here alone? MS18ButcherCT01 Ok, I'm impressed. Reilly must have sent the right person for the job... as usual. Hey, is she okay? MS18ButcherCT02 Hang on there. First, I need to know if Reilly is okay. I assume she made it somewhere if you're here. MS18ButcherCT02 Hang on there. First, I need to know if Reilly is okay. I assume she made it somewhere if you're here. MS18ButcherCT02a Sorry, no can do. I used the last of my supplies on us when we got to the roof. MS18ButcherCT02a I can still put a bullet through a Super Mutant skull though! MS18ButcherCT02a Now, what's up with Reilly? She okay? MS18ButcherCT02a Sorry, no can do. I used the last of my supplies on us when we got to the roof. MS18ButcherCT02a I can still put a bullet through a Super Mutant skull though! MS18ButcherCT02a Now, what's up with Reilly? She okay? MS18ButcherCT02b Tough guy routine, eh? MS18ButcherCT02b I don't give a shit what you think about us. I just want to get the hell out of here. MS18ButcherCT02b Now, what happened to Reilly? Is she okay? MS18ButcherCT02b Tough guy routine, eh? MS18ButcherCT02b I don't give a shit what you think about us. I just want to get the hell out of here. MS18ButcherCT02b Now, what happened to Reilly? Is she okay? MS18ButcherCT03 That's a relief. I told her she was nuts when she decided to try and sneak out of here. Guess I was wrong. Now, let's talk about getting out of here. MS18ButcherCT03 I would have proposed going back the way you came, but apparently it's impossible now. MS18ButcherCT03 So, the express elevator is our only solution. MS18ButcherCT04 Reilly did. I'm the second in command of the Rangers. Now, can you just answer the question? MS18ButcherCT04a Look, Reilly once told me all we got in this shitty world is each other. I buy into that theory quite a bit. MS18ButcherCT04a We watch each other's backs and that's what keeps us alive. MS18ButcherCT04a If she's dead and you just followed our transmission, I want to know about it! MS18ButcherCT05 Listen. I don't know who you are. I don't even know why Reilly sent you. One thing I do know is that you're beginning to piss me off. MS18ButcherCT05 Now, stopping being an asshole and work with me, will ya? MS18ButcherCT06 Yes, very. Now let's talk about getting the hell off of this roof. MS18ButcherCT06 I would have proposed going back the way you came, but apparently it's impossible now. MS18ButcherCT06 So, the express elevator is our only solution. MS18ButcherCT06a All right. I'm sorry. We're just... very close. If something's happened to her, I don't know what I'll do. MS18ButcherCT06a Anyway, sorry. Ahem. The only way off of the roof now is using the express elevator. MS18ButcherCT07 You're right. What we need is something to power the elevator motor up here and get the thing going. MS18ButcherCT07 On the way up here, I'm pretty certain we passed a maintenance room. Inside was a wrecked Protectron. MS18ButcherCT07 If you can get me its fission battery, I can have Donovan jury-rig the elevator. MS18ButcherCT08 Well, I can think of a faster way, but I doubt you'd survive the fall. MS18ButcherCT08b You can call anything you like, but the other Rangers will only follow me. MS18ButcherCT08b So, let me know what you want to do, and then I'll decide if we're going to do it. MS18ButcherCT09 All right. We'll hold the roof position here. MS18ButcherCT09 If any of us goes down, don't stop. Get the hell out of here and make for our H.Q., Ranger Compound. MS18ButcherCT10 We have to hold this position at all costs. If... well, if you don't make it back, I can't afford to lose the elevator or we're never getting down. MS18ButcherCT10 I can't allow that to happen. Nothing personal. MS18ButcherCT10 If any of us goes down, don't stop. Get the hell out of here and make for our H.Q., Ranger Compound. MS18ButcherCT11 Maybe you can, but we'd still need the fission battery. It's the only way to locally feed power into the elevator's electronics. MS18ButcherCTNR01 She's our commander. I hope she's still alive. When I saw you come up here, I assumed she'd sent you. MS18ButcherCTNR01 Well, we can chit-chat about all that later. Right now, can you help us get off this damn roof? MS18ButcherCTNR02 She didn't send you? Dammit, that means she might be dead. MS18ButcherCTNR02 Forget it then, we can talk shop later. Can you help us get out of here? MS18ButcherCTNR03 Well, I got news for you. You're stuck up here like the rest of us. There's no going back the way you came. MS18ButcherCTNR03 So what'll it be? You going to help us get off this roof or what? MS18ButcherCTNR04 I know you don't know me from the shit under your boots, but I promise you when we get out of this you'll be paid well for it. MS18ButcherCTNR04 I'd suggest we go back the way you came, but I think that may be impossible. Our only chance is this express elevator to the lobby level. MS18ButcherCTNR05 Heh heh. Spoken just like a merc. MS18ButcherCTNR05 You get us off of here, and I guarantee you'll be paid well. MS18ButcherCTNR05 Now, I'd suggest we go back the way you came, but I think that may be impossible. Our only chance is this express elevator to the lobby level. MS18ButcherCTNR06 Like it or not, you're stuck up here too. You can't go back. MS18ButcherCTNR06 So, either you stay here and run out of ammunition like we did, or we all work together and get off this roof. MS18ColumbiaHeightsReillyCT01 Your best bet is to stay with the Metro tunnels. Head north from here to Metro Central. Then look for the tunnels to the Dupont Circle Station. MS18ColumbiaHeightsReillyCT01 Exit from Dupont Circle Station into what we call the Dry Sewers and eventually you'll wind up in Our Lady of Hope Hospital. MS18ColumbiaHeightsReillyCT02 Not much I'm afraid. Oh wait, the hospital may have some supplies that will help you. MS18ColumbiaHeightsReillyCT02 We saw some storerooms on the way to the roof, but didn't have time to raid them. MS18DeadRangersAll I... I don't know what to say. I should never have left them up there. Maybe with one more gun, they could have made it. MS18DeadRangersAll I'm sorry, I think I need to be alone. Could you excuse me? MS18DeadRangersBrick Yeah, that stupid gearhead. Sigh. Ah well, at least the others made it. MS18DeadRangersBrick I'm sure you're more interested in your reward than listening to me talk, so let me get right to it. MS18DeadRangersBrickButcher I was afraid that might happen. I should never have left them up there alone. Now their deaths rest on my shoulders. MS18DeadRangersBrickButcher I'm sure you're more interested in your reward than listening to me talk, so let me get right to it. MS18DeadRangersBrickDon I was afraid that might happen. I should never have left them up there alone. Now their deaths rest on my shoulders. MS18DeadRangersBrickDon I'm sure you're more interested in your reward than listening to me talk, so let me get right to it. MS18DeadRangersButcher Yeah, Butcher was a good man. Ah well, at least the others made it. MS18DeadRangersButcher I'm sure you're more interested in your reward than listening to me talk, so let me get right to it. MS18DeadRangersButcherDon I was afraid that might happen. I should never have left them up there alone. Now their deaths rest on my shoulders. MS18DeadRangersButcherDon I'm sure you're more interested in your reward than listening to me talk, so let me get right to it. MS18DeadRangersDon Yeah, Donovan was a good man. Ah well, at least the others made it. MS18DeadRangersDon I'm sure you're more interested in your reward than listening to me talk, so let me get right to it. MS18DeadRangersNone I'm very impressed at your skill. I don't think I've come across someone quite like you in the ruins. MS18DeadRangersNone I suppose I owe you a debt, and I intend to pay it in kind. MS18DeadRangersNone I'm sure you're more interested in your reward than listening to me talk, so let me get right to it. MS18DocBarrowsCT01 Oh, you must be new around here. MS18DocBarrowsCT01 They're a mercenary company that bases itself out of the D.C. Ruins. I'm assuming she's their leader, Reilly. MS18DocBarrowsCT01 What was left of her armor had her name stenciled on it. She was in a pretty bad way when they found her outside Underworld. MS18DocBarrowsCT02 She had multiple lacerations, contusions, broken leg, some internal bleeding and blunt force trauma. MS18DocBarrowsCT02 She's hasn't been conscious since they brought her in a few days ago. MS18DocBarrowsCT02 I'd say she tangled with some Super Mutants and lost. It's a miracle she isn't dead. MS18DocBarrowsCT02a That kind of talk is uncalled for. I was, am and always will be a doctor of medicine. MS18DocBarrowsCT02a I don't care if she was a Super Mutant. I'd still help her. MS18DocBarrowsCT02a If they hauled your sorry, shot-up body into my clinic, I'd try and save you too. MS18DocBarrowsCT02b No problem, just don't disturb the patients. MS18DocBarrowsCT03 She was just brought in by a few others. They found her bleeding to death at the entrance to the city here. MS18DocBarrowsCT03 If she'd been out in the tunnels any longer, she'd have been someone's meal by now. MS18DocBarrowsCT04 Well, I wouldn't recommend it. She's in some sort of coma. It's dangerous to force someone out of one. MS18DocBarrowsCT04 There's no telling when she'll come out of it I'm afraid. MS18DocBarrowsCT05 Unless you're an expert at medicine, I wouldn't recommend it. You may end up doing more harm than good. MS18DocBarrowsCT05 However, I'm all for helping my patients, so if you think you have the ability, be my guest. MS18DocBarrowsCT07 Oh very well. I will do what I can. MS18DocBarrowsCT07 I just hope her body can withstand the strain. Humans are so fragile. MS18DocBarrowsGREETCT01 You haven't heard? I'm the foremost authority on Ghoul evolution. I want to know what makes us tick. MS18DocBarrowsGREETCT01 Something doomed us to this rotting form, and I aim to discover what it is. MS18DocBarrowsGREETCT01 So, I need samples of human skin, organs and other parts to make the experiments valid. MS18DocBarrowsGREETCT02 That's just the attitude I've come to expect from most people. MS18DocBarrowsGREETCT02 It's sadly what sets us apart. I'm not going to dissect you alive or tear out your entrails like in some lurid horror movie. MS18DocBarrowsGREETCT02 All of my experiments are done by the book and scientifically. MS18DocBarrowsGREETCT03 Shame. Then what can I do for you? MS18DocBarrowsGREETCT04 Pity. Well then, what can I do for you? MS18DocBarrowsGREETCT05 My dear friend, yelling "zombie" in Underworld would be like yelling "sand" in a desert. Pointless. MS18DocBarrowsGREETCT05 Obviously, you take no appreciation in what I am trying to achieve. Please, leave me be. I have much to do. MS18DocBarrowsMedicalGateway Certainly, we can help you. Please speak to Doctor Barrows. MS18DocBarrowsMedicalGateway Oh, and we only take caps... no barter. MS18DocBarrowsMedicalGateway33 Good. Now, hold still. This is going to hurt like hell. MS18DocBarrowsMedicalGateway33 Bite down, this is going to smart. MS18DocBarrowsMedicalGateway33 Sigh. Come back when you do! MS18DocBarrowsMedicalGateway66 Thanks. Now hold still, you don't want me to slip when holding sharp objects. MS18DocBarrowsMedicalGateway66 Good, good. Now let's see if we can fix you up quickly. MS18DocBarrowsMedicalGateway66 I'm not a charity worker. Come back when you have the caps, and we'll do business. MS18DocBarrowsMedicalGateway99 Fine. This will just take a second. MS18DocBarrowsMedicalGateway99 Shouldn't take but a moment. Hold still please. MS18DocBarrowsMedicalGateway99 Sigh. Come back when you do. MS18DocBarrowsMedicalGatewayNo Well, I'm not a charity worker. Especially with humans. You want me to fix you up, bring caps next time. MS18DocBarrowsReillysCondition She's a very lucky young lady not to have suffered damage from her coma. MS18DocBarrowsReillysCondition She'll be just fine as long as she takes it easy. MS18DocBarrowsRevive01 I appreciate your sincerity, but I'm afraid it's just too risky. MS18DocBarrowsRevive02 Now, there's no call to be rude. MS18DocBarrowsRevive02 I'm just doing my job which is making sure this young lady suffers no more permanent damage. MS18DocBarrowsRevive02 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have my work to attend to. MS18DocBarrowsRevive03 Very well. This is against my better judgment, but so be it. MS18DocBarrowsRevive03 I just hope she has the strength to cope with the system shock. MS18DonovanEndgameCT01 Okay, just wanted you to know that I got your back if we ever end up in a firefight again. Anyway, we gotta' split. MS18DonovanEndgameCT01 Oh, if you ever make your way to our headquarters, look me up if you need something fixed. I'd be glad to cut you a deal. MS18DonovanEndgameCT02 You should. Now that our group is smaller, I'm sure she'll be into adding another Ranger to our ranks. MS18DonovanEndgameCT02 Anyway, we gotta' split. Oh, if you ever make your way to our headquarters, look me up if you need something fixed. I'd be glad to cut you a deal. MS18DonovanEndgameCT03 That's a nice attitude, man. No need to be a dick. MS18DonovanEndgameCT03 Just forget I said anything. MS18FinBailout Sure thing. MS18FinBailout Whatever floats your boat. MS18FinBailout Fine by me. MS18FinBailout Sounds good. MS18FinLostGeomapper Like I told you last time, the last one I gave you was it. I am fresh out of them. Sorry. MS18FinLostGeomapper I guess that ends our relationship. Thanks for all you've done. MS18FinLostGeomapper Well, this is the last one I have. If you lose this, you're shit out of luck. MS18FinLostGeomapper Okay, but I only have two left. So try and be more careful. MS18FinLostGeomapper That's okay, here's another. Just be careful, they don't grow on trees you know. MS18FinReillyCT01 Yeah, but I led the guys right into a corner. Theo died because I decided to take shelter in the hospital. MS18FinReillyCT01 I'm not so sure I'd be trusted leading anyone at this point. MS18FinReillyCT01a Yeah, but I led the guys right into a corner. Theo died because I decided to take shelter in the hospital. MS18FinReillyCT01a I'm not so sure I'd be trusted leading anyone at this point. MS18FinReillyCT02 Well a lot of shit happened all because of me. MS18FinReillyCT02 We lost Theo because I was stupid enough to retreat into the hospital. MS18FinReillyCT03 Thanks. You're sweet to try and make me feel better about everything. MS18FinReillyCT03 I just hope that I can get back to mapping the ruins soon. I have a lot of contacts that are demanding I finish. MS18FinReillyCT03 Thanks. It's nice of you to try and make me feel better about everything. MS18FinReillyCT03 I just hope that I can get back to mapping the ruins soon. I have a lot of contacts that are demanding I finish. MS18FinReillyCT04 He wasn't careless. I was the one who was careless. Bah, it doesn't matter why... either way, he's gone. MS18FinReillyCT04 I just hope that I can get back to mapping the ruins soon. I have a lot of contacts that are demanding I finish. MS18FinReillyCT04a Thanks. It's nice of you to try and make me feel better about everything. MS18FinReillyCT04a I just hope that I can get back to mapping the ruins soon. I have a lot of contacts that are demanding I finish. MS18FinReillyCT05 You'd risk your neck for me like that? MS18FinReillyCT05a Yeah. On my own as usual. Sigh. MS18FinReillyCT05a Look, why don't you come back later. I don't need pity right now. MS18FinReillyCT06 Yeah. On my own as usual. Sigh. MS18FinReillyCT06 Look, why don't you come back later. I don't need pity right now. MS18FinReillyCT07 Well... okay. I hadn't expected this, but I'll certainly take you up on it. Oh, and I insist on paying you. I won't take no for an answer. MS18FinReillyCT07 For every map marker you uncover in the Capital Wasteland, I'll pay you a fair sum in bottlecaps. MS18FinReillyCT07 All you have to do is find them, come back here and I'll get them off your Pip-Boy there. MS18FinReillyCT08 Don't worry, I'll compensate you for your time. MS18FinReillyCT08 For every map marker you uncover in the Capital Wasteland, I'll pay you a fair sum in bottlecaps. MS18FinReillyCT08 All you have to do is find them, come back here and I'll get them off your Pip-Boy there. MS18FinReillyCT08a You are such an asshole. MS18FinReillyCT09 Here, take this geomapper. Please don't lose it. Donovan spent a year developing it and I only have a few. MS18FinReillyCT09 It will offload all of the map data you collect from your Pip-Boy automatically. When you come back, I can take the data from it and you get paid. MS18FinReillyCT10 Here, take this geomapper. Please don't lose it. Donovan spent a year developing it and I only have a few. MS18FinReillyCT10 It will offload all of the map data you collect from your Pip-Boy automatically. When you come back, I can take the data from it and you get paid. MS18FinReillyCT10a Oh! Okay. MS18FinReillyCT10a Guess I'll see you around then. MS18FinReillyTalon01 Yeah, we've crossed paths. Fortunately, we just stepped out of each others way. MS18FinReillyTalon01 Brick almost turned it into a damn bloodbath when one of them spit on her boots, but I was able to hold her back. MS18FinReillyTalon02 Look, those fucks went into a settlement a year or two ago and killed everyone. Women, children... everyone. MS18FinReillyTalon02 That's the sort of crap Talon Company does. All they care about is getting paid. MS18FinReillyTalon02 Reilly's Rangers operate on a set of morals. We're here to help people, not as professional assassins. MS18FinReillyTalon03 If that's your kind of people, then you really need to take a long look at yourself and decide just what the hell is wrong with you. MS18FinTLHowAreThings Oh wow, Reilly snapped out of her slump now that you're mapping for the Rangers. MS18FinTLHowAreThings Now we go out and kick ass like the old days. Ooh-rah! MS18FinTLHowAreThings Not much really. Reilly is taking it easy for a while until she gets back into shape. She looks ready to rock in my opinion, but I'm no doctor. MS18FinTLHowAreThings I'm kind of itching to get out of here, but she still calls the shots. Something has her spooked. MS18FinTLHowAreThings Now that you're part of the team, Reilly is her old self again. MS18FinTLHowAreThings We've been vaporizing hostiles like there's no tomorrow! MS18FinTLHowAreThings Me and ole' Eugene have been a bit sad lately. No Super Mutants to mow down. MS18FinTLHowAreThings I guess as soon as Reilly's ready, we can head back out into the ruins. I wish I knew what she was waiting for. MS18FinTLHowAreThings Things seem better now. Reilly's gained back her confidence a bit. We've been doing stuff here and there. MS18FinTLHowAreThings I don't know what you said to her, but thanks. MS18FinTLHowAreThings Frankly, I'm bored to tears. I think the last incident has Reilly a bit on edge. MS18FinTLHowAreThings She says she wants to wait until she's in top shape, but I think she's fine. MS18FinTLHowAreThings I don't know what's holding her back. MS18FinTLHowAreThings Well, I've been feeling a little more confident now that I have you mapping for us. MS18FinTLHowAreThings I think we'll head out into the ruins and do some search & destroy to ease back into things. MS18FinTLHowAreThings I don't know. I'm not sure I'm cut out for this kind of job anymore. MS18FinTLHowAreThings I almost got everyone killed in Vernon Square. What kind of responsible leader does that? It was one bad decision after another. MS18FinTLHowAreThings Same as last time you asked. MS18FinTLHowAreThings I just hope that I can get back to mapping the ruins soon. I have a lot of contacts that are demanding I finish. MS18FinTLMapping Excellent! Let me offload the data and I'll be glad to pay you. MS18FinTLMapping Hmmm. You need to actually collect some new data before I can pay you. MS18FinTLMapping We already have all these locations in the system. MS18FinTLMapping Well, without the Geomapper, I can't get the data from your Pip-Boy. Where the heck is it? MS18FinTLMedicalGateway That's funny, you look fine to me. Maybe you should just get some rest. MS18FinTLMedicalGateway Yeah, you look like you need some work. MS18FinTLMedicalGateway All right, hang in there. Let me see what I can do for you. MS18FinTLRepairGateway Well, let me see what I can do about that. MS18FinTLRepairGateway I think we can do something about that. MS18FinTLRepairGateway No problem, lemme have a look. MS18FinTLTalonCompany Let me give you a word of advice. Stay away from them, they give mercs a bad name. MS18FinTLTalonCompany They have no morals, no remorse and wouldn't hesitate to put a bullet through a defenseless man's head if it meant a job. MS18FinTLTalonCompany They've been pretty active lately around the old Capital Building ruins. I'd recommend giving that area a wide berth. MS18Goodbyes Good luck. You're going to need it. MS18Goodbyes Please don't go. I really need your help. MS18MoreRangersReillyCT01 Before I left I gave them an order to keep broadcasting for help over their radio. MS18MoreRangersReillyCT01 Hopefully, when you get near their location, you'll pick it up. MS18MoreRangersReillyCT02 We lost him on one of the stairwells on the second floor of the Statesman Hotel. MS18MoreRangersReillyCT02 He almost made it, but one of the Muties hit us with a frag grenade; blew him apart. MS18MoreRangersReillyCT02 If you can get to his ammo crate, there's a ton of rounds inside. Bring as many as you can to the Rangers. MS18NurseGravesExit01 Well, we're trying not to get too excited. Not only because we want to keep it quiet, but also because the experiments look so promising. MS18NurseGravesExit01 For now, just please try and keep what I've told you quiet. No telling what reaction this could have if it got out. MS18NurseGravesExit02 Not impressed, huh? Oh well. I didn't expect a human to understand the gravity of this experiment anyway. MS18NurseGravesExit02 Just do me a favor, and don't mention this to anyone. No telling what reaction this could have if it got out. MS18NurseGravesExit03 Well, I've never been so insulted! I expected a little more from you, but I see you humans are almost all alike! MS18NurseGravesExit03 Don't worry about Reilly, we'll take care of her. Now, if you'll excuse me. MS18NurseGravesReilly Poor girl. I didn't think she'd make it through the first night she was brought in here. MS18NurseGravesReilly Doctor Barrows has done everything in his power to keep her alive. MS18NurseGravesReilly01 The doctor is convinced that the key to curing our... appearance is locked within the human body. MS18NurseGravesReilly01 When Reilly was brought in here he saw a chance to put that theory to the test. MS18NurseGravesReilly02 Well, she's very important to Doctor Barrows and she's my patient. MS18NurseGravesReilly02 I don't care if she's human or Ghoul, she gets treated the same here. MS18NurseGravesReilly03 First and foremost on Doctor Barrow's mind is her health and well-being. I can assure you of that. MS18NurseGravesReilly03 So far, none of his conclusions are finalized, but the tests he's running are coming up quite positive! MS18NurseGravesReilly03 Oh... I shouldn't be telling you any of this. MS18NurseGravesReilly04 So far, none of his conclusions are finalized, but the tests he's running are coming up quite positive! MS18NurseGravesReilly04 Oh... I shouldn't be telling you any of this. MS18NurseGravesReilly05 I don't share the philosophy that Ghouls and humans are different. We were all the same once. MS18NurseGravesReilly05 So why should I treat Reilly any worse than a Ghoul who comes here looking for help? MS18NurseGravesReilly05 Anyway, I must get back to my duties. If you need anything else, please let me know. MS18NurseGravesReilly06 Humans have too many misconceptions. Some of us don't get along with humans, but the majority of us are learning to live with our differences. MS18NurseGravesReilly06 I only wish that the humans in the Capital Wasteland felt the same way. It would make life so much easier... MS18NurseGravesReilly06 Anyway, I am taking too much time speaking with you when I should be working. If you need anything, let me know. MS18NurseGravesReilly07 Well, some of the Ghouls in Underworld object to what the Doctor is doing. MS18NurseGravesReilly07 They think Ghouls are Ghouls and humans are humans. Like we were meant to be this way. MS18NurseGravesReilly07 Some have even threatened the doctor. I'm afraid one day something might happen to him. MS18NurseGravesReilly08 He's trying to come up with a cure. A way to stop the human to Ghoul transition. Perhaps even one day to reverse it! MS18ReillyAngerTrack01 Look, I just woke up expecting to see the pearly gates. Can you cut me some slack, or what? MS18ReillyAngerTrack02 If time wasn't so precious right now, I wouldn't be so on edge either. I need to get help for the rest of the Rangers, and fast. MS18ReillyAngerTrack03 Nice that you pick on bed-ridden people. That how you get your jollies? Does it make you feel tough? MS18ReillyAngerTrack03 If you want to hear me out, then shut the hell up. If not, get out of my face. MS18ReillyCT01 I'm sorry. The name's Reilly. Yeah, THE Reilly as in Reilly's Rangers. MS18ReillyCT01a I'm sorry. The name's Reilly. Yeah, THE Reilly as in Reilly's Rangers. MS18ReillyCT02 Look, asshole. I don't know who you are, but no one talks to Reilly that way. Yeah, you heard me, THE Reilly of Reilly's Rangers. MS18ReillyCT02aMedicine That's not the way I do things. MS18ReillyCT02aMedicine Do you have any idea what it would do to my reputation if word got around that Reilly of Reilly's Rangers was laid up in a hospital bed? MS18ReillyCT03 That's okay, kid. Don't sweat it. The Wasteland's a big place. MS18ReillyCT03 We're guns for hire; the best merc group in the Capital Wasteland. If you need something done in there, you seek us out. MS18ReillyCT04 You been stuck living in a vault the last decade or something? MS18ReillyCT04 We're guns for hire; the best merc group in the Capital Wasteland. If you need something done in there, you seek us out. MS18ReillyCT04aGunNut You're pretty sharp, kid. MS18ReillyCT04aGunNut We pack plenty of firepower, but that didn't help us from getting our asses into serious trouble. MS18ReillyCT04aGunNut I didn't expect to make it out of there alive. MS18ReillyCT04b Laugh it up, kid. It's easy for you to make fun of me now when I'm in this condition. MS18ReillyCT04b Keep making jokes and I'll show you what it's like to be in a coma. MS18ReillyCT05 We were mapping the Vernon Square part of the downtown ruins and got jumped by a Super Mutant ambush party. MS18ReillyCT05 Usually it isn't a problem, but this group was bigger than usual. We fought our way into Our Lady of Hope Hospital, hoping to find cover. MS18ReillyCT06 Heh, I feel worse than I look, but that doesn't even matter to me. I'm just worried about the rest of the Rangers. MS18ReillyCT06 I don't even know if they're still alive. MS18ReillyCT06a You got a lot of class, kid. MS18ReillyCT06a I feel worse than I look, but that doesn't even matter to me. I'm just worried about the rest of the Rangers. MS18ReillyCT06a I don't even know if they're still alive. MS18ReillyCT07 No! There is no way my guys are dead! MS18ReillyCT07 If there's even the slimmest chance of surviving, they'll do it. MS18ReillyCT07 If you won't go, stop wasting my fucking time and find me someone who will! MS18ReillyCT07a Are you completely stupid? MS18ReillyCT07a I can barely walk right now, let alone climb a skyscraper. If I could even hold a pistol, I would go get my guys right now! MS18ReillyCT07a I'm using everything I've got just standing here talking to you. Get the point? MS18ReillyCT11 You got it. More of the ugly bastards just kept coming. We fought our way to the roof and found a way across to the Statesman Hotel next door. MS18ReillyCT11 The Super Mutants seemed driven... like they smelled blood. They kept following us. MS18ReillyCT11 Once in the hotel, the only way to go was up. MS18ReillyCT12 I didn't ask you. Those bastards were everywhere. I don't know what was driving them. MS18ReillyCT12 We fought our way to the roof and found a way across to the Statesman Hotel next door. MS18ReillyCT12 Once in the hotel, the only way to go was up. MS18ReillyCT13 Very bad move, but we had no choice. MS18ReillyCT13 On the way we lost Theo, one of my guys. We were unable to get the ammo case off of his body as we were pushed onwards. MS18ReillyCT13 So, guns almost dry, we hit the roof of the Statesman. MS18ReillyCT14 Look, I don't know what your problem is, but I got three guys alone out there with an army of Super Mutants around them. MS18ReillyCT14 Either help me by listening, or get the hell out of my sight. I'm not here to be judged by you or anyone else. MS18ReillyCT14 Now, like I was saying, we had to fight our way up towards the roof of the Statesman. MS18ReillyCT15 Last stand? Well, we hoped not. We figured we'd get up there and get a better signal to radio the Brotherhood of Steel for help. MS18ReillyCT15 Problem is, help never arrived. Vernon Square is so thick with the Super Mutants, I don't think they could slip through. MS18ReillyCT16 Fine. Since you're all business and obviously don't give a damn about human life, I got a proposal for you. MS18ReillyCT16 You want to hear it, or you gonna keep flapping your lips? MS18ReillyCT17 My bad idea I'm afraid. I had a Stealth Boy which allowed me to slip off the roof unnoticed. The plan was to get back to get some help. MS18ReillyCT17 I was almost at the street when a Super Mutant jumped me. Damn near ripped my arm off in the process. MS18ReillyCT17 Last thing I remember was falling into a culvert. Now I'm here. Some rescue attempt, huh? MS18ReillyCT17Explosives Actually, we did lay down a bunch of countermeasures. I don't know how many of them have already gone off though. MS18ReillyCT17Explosives When I slipped out with my Stealth Boy, I think I almost tripped one or two of them. MS18ReillyCT17Explosives Damn near didn't make it out of there at all, come to think of it. MS18ReillyCT18 Look, I don't know where else to go. In the shape I'm in, I'll be lucky to get ten feet. MS18ReillyCT18 I'll sweeten the deal for you, maybe it'll help. How about I set you up with a suit of Ranger Armor if you get them back? MS18ReillyCT18 If that doesn't do it for you I'll set you up with a minigun from our armory. Either way, you walk away with something. MS18ReillyCT19 Spoken like a merc. You sound like me when I was just a kid starting out in the business. MS18ReillyCT19 Okay hotshot, how about a full suit of Ranger Armor? It's the best combat armor in the Wasteland. MS18ReillyCT19 Or if that doesn't do it for you I'll set you up with a minigun from our armory. Either way, you walk away with something. MS18ReillyCT19a Wow. You really are an asshole. Fine. I hope their deaths sit well on your conscience. MS18ReillyCTRadio They are?! Holy shit! MS18ReillyCTRadio Look, either I need to get out there and lend them a hand or they aren't going to last much longer. MS18ReillyCTRadio01 We were mapping the Vernon Square part of the downtown ruins and got jumped by a Super Mutant ambush party. MS18ReillyCTRadio01 Usually it isn't a problem, but this group was bigger than usual. We fought our way into Our Lady of Hope Hospital, hoping to find cover. MS18ReillyCTRadio02 We were mapping the Vernon Square part of the downtown ruins and got jumped by a Super Mutant ambush party. MS18ReillyCTRadio02 Usually it isn't a problem, but this group was bigger than usual. We fought our way into Our Lady of Hope Hospital, hoping to find cover. MS18ReillyCTRadio03 I dunno why you bothered to come here and wake me then. I would have been better off sleeping through it. MS18ReillyEndgameCT01 You're a cocky little thing, aren't you? I like that. MS18ReillyEndgameCT01 Well, as much as I want to hear all about it, can you tell me a full debrief on what happened out there with my men? MS18ReillyEndgameCT02 I bet it was. Frankly, I'm amazed you made it. MS18ReillyEndgameCT02 Can you give me a full debriefing on what happened out there with my men? MS18ReillyEndgameCT02a All right, all right. No need to get your underpants in a knot. MS18ReillyEndgameCT02a Can you give me a full debriefing on what happened out there with my men? MS18ReillyEndgameCT03 Losing a bit of the merc edge, eh? Don't get soft on me now! MS18ReillyEndgameCT03 Well, I've said it once but I'll say it again. You have my thanks. I'd be pretty lost without my guys. MS18ReillyEndgameCT03 So, for your reward, what'll it be? The Ranger Battlearmor or one of Brick's Miniguns? MS18ReillyEndgameCT04 Okay, but at least let me thank you for all you've done. You could have been killed trying to save my men. MS18ReillyEndgameCT04 So, for your reward, what'll it be? The Ranger Battlearmor or one of Brick's Miniguns? MS18ReillyEndgameCT04a Now you sound like a merc! Well, let's cut the bullshit and get right to it then. MS18ReillyEndgameCT04a So, for your reward, what'll it be? The Ranger Battlearmor or one of Brick's Miniguns? MS18ReillyEndgameCT05 Reward? If you had some sort of a deal going with Butcher, then that was between you and him. MS18ReillyEndgameCT05 I'm guessing the deal was get them off that roof. They're all dead, so I don't see that as a success. MS18ReillyEndgameCT05 I'm sorry. Now, please... leave me be. MS18ReillyEndgameCT05 Reward? The deal was get my men off that roof. They're all dead, so I don't see that as a success. MS18ReillyEndgameCT05 I don't know how you normally deal with mercs, but we stick to our deals. You couldn't hold up your end of it, so there's no reward. MS18ReillyEndgameCT05 I'm sorry. Now, please... leave me be. MS18ReillyEndgameCT06 Are you out of your fucking mind? Reward? If you had some sort of a deal going with Butcher, then that was between you and him. MS18ReillyEndgameCT06 I'm guessing the deal was get them off that roof. They're all dead, so I don't see that as a success. MS18ReillyEndgameCT06 Now get the hell out of my sight! MS18ReillyEndgameCT06 Are you out of your fucking mind? MS18ReillyEndgameCT06 We had a deal... you get my men back, I give you payment. No men, no armor. That's it. There's no middle ground. MS18ReillyEndgameCT06 Now get the hell out of my sight! MS18ReillyEndgameOtherStuff01 Wow. You sound like one of the guys from Talon Company. Ruthless bastard, aren't you? MS18ReillyEndgameOtherStuff01 You can act badass all day, doesn't phase me. You're chicken shit compared to some of the guys I've dealt with. MS18ReillyEndgameOtherStuff01 To answer your question, yeah, I got your damn reward. Now, how about that debrief? MS18ReillyEndgameOtherStuff01 No way, pal. No fucking way. MS18ReillyEndgameOtherStuff01 I do things by the book. My book. It may seem stupid to you, but it's all we got. So when I ask for a debrief, I want a goddamn debrief! MS18ReillyFastMission So you're that eager to jump in headfirst, eh? You remind me a lot of some crazy mercs I knew back in the day. MS18ReillyFastMission They're all dead now because they were stupid, but suit yourself. MS18ReillyFastMission My team is trapped on the roof of the Statesman Hotel in Vernon Square and completely surrounded by Super Mutants. MS18ReillyFastMission Their ammo is almost gone, and I have no idea how much longer they have to live. MS18ReillyFastMission Suit yourself. MS18ReillyNegTrack01 It takes a big man to apologize... I respect that. MS18ReillyNegTrack01 If time wasn't so precious right now, I wouldn't be so on edge either. I need to get help for the rest of the Rangers, and fast. MS18ReillyNegTrack02 If time wasn't so precious right now, I wouldn't be so on edge either. I need to get help for the rest of the Rangers, and fast. MS18ReillyNegTrack03 Wow, you're really an asshole... you know that? MS18ReillyProposal Get the Rangers home. Please. That's all I want. I don't care how you do it. MS18ReillyQuestThink What's to think about? Sigh. MS18ReillyQuestThink My guys don't have the luxury of time. If you're going to decide, decide soon. Otherwise I'm offering elsewhere. MS18ReillyQuestYes Whew, I was holding my breath on that one I think. I wasn't sure what you were going to say. MS18ReillyQuestYes All I ask is that you hurry. I don't know how much longer they will be able to survive up there. MS18ReillyQuestYes I also recommend you try and find the body of Theo, one of my men. He was carrying our main ammo supply. MS18ReillyQuestYes Here, let me punch the ammo box code and some better directions into your Pip-Boy there. MS18ReillyRewardArmor The armor it is. Wear it with pride, kid. We do. MS18ReillyRewardArmor Consider this place your home away from home. If you're ever in the neighborhood again, you're more than welcome to take shelter here. MS18ReillyRewardArmor I guess that does it. See you 'round, kid. MS18ReillyRewardGun You got it. Use it well, and take down some more Muties with it for us. MS18ReillyRewardGun Consider this place your home away from home. If you're ever in the neighborhood again, you're more than welcome to take shelter here. MS18ReillyRewardGun I guess that does it. See you 'round, kid. MS18ReillyRewardOther Sorry, we need every piece of equipment we've got. I can spare the gun and the armor, but that's about it. MS18ReillyStart01 Right... can't remember what I was doing. MS18ReillyStart01 Wait! Oh shit! MS18ReillyStart01 My men... my team! What happened to them? MS18ReillyStart02 Well, I don't know actually. Kind of confused. MS18ReillyStart02 Wait! Oh shit! MS18ReillyStart02 My men... my team! What happened to them? MS18ReillyStart03 Huh? What the hell are you talking about? That isn't very funny. MS18ReillyStart03 If my guys were here, they'd kick your... MS18ReillyStart03 Oh shit! My team! What the hell happened? MS18SuperMutantResponses01 They will run out of time soon. Then they bleed. MS18SuperMutantResponses01 Rangers will pay for all those they kill! MS18SuperMutantResponses01 Don't take prisoners! Kill them all! MS18SuperMutantResponses01 None of them will leave here alive. MS18SuperMutantResponses01 One of them get by us... make it all the way to melted human town. MS18SuperMutantResponses01 They have guns... but we have guns too. Soon we can take roof. MS18SuperMutantResponses01 They very powerful. Kill many of us. MS18TLAmmoLocation Well, if you've picked the Mutie corpses clean, there isn't much else to scrounge. MS18TLAmmoLocation I dunno if you came across it or not, but one of our guys dropped on the second floor stairwell. He had an ammo crate with him. MS18TLAmmoLocation Gonna have to get the code from Butcher though. MS18TLAmmoLocation On our way to the roof, one of our guys got scragged. Poor son-of-a-bitch get blown apart by a frag. MS18TLAmmoLocation I think he went down on the second floor stairwell of this place. You find him, and you'll find his ammo crate. MS18TLAmmoLocation Ask Butcher for the code though. We lock that stuff so the Muties can't steal what's inside. MS18TLAmmoLocation We lost a good man on the retreat to this godforsaken roof. Theo. Newest guy in the group too. MS18TLAmmoLocation He got killed on the second floor stairwell of the hotel. He was carrying our ammo supply with him. MS18TLAmmoLocation Here, let me give you the code. The more ammo we have the better! MS18TLAnythingThatWillHelp We have a headquarters not far from here. MS18TLAnythingThatWillHelp If you can make it there, you are welcome to anything you need inside. Just punch in Reilly0247 at the gate. MS18TLAnythingThatWillHelp We have ammo, supplies, you name it. MS18TLButcherHeal Yeah, here you go. It's all I've got. MS18TLButcherHeal Sorry. I only had one Stimpak to spare. Hang in there. MS18TLButcherHeal Injuries? You look fine to me. MS18TLButcherStory Well, we were on a contract to map the Vernon Square area of the D.C. Ruins. That's what we do, you see... usually it's routine. MS18TLButcherStory What we didn't expect was to get jumped by dozens of those damn Super Mutants. They came out of the woodwork. MS18TLButcherStory We had to retreat into the hospital next door and fight our way to the roof like you did. It was the only direction we could manage. MS18TLButcherStory Long story short, we got stuck on the roof with no supplies and Reilly went for help. That's the last we heard from her. MS18TLColumbiaHeights If I wasn't asking for your help, I'd tell you to stay away. It's thick with Super Mutants. I don't know why. MS18TLColumbiaHeights Butcher, our team medic, has always suspected something is in the area they are looking for or being attracted to. MS18TLColumbiaHeights The only place worse I can think of is the Mall. MS18TLColumbiaHeights Oh my, that's a dangerous part of the D.C. Ruins. MS18TLColumbiaHeights Every patrol Underworld has sent even near that zone has come back in bad shape, or hasn't returned at all. MS18TLColumbiaHeights All I can tell you is this place sucks. I hope we never have to map another inch of it. MS18TLColumbiaHeights There's something about this area. I can't put my finger on it, but just like the Mall, there is an unusually high concentration of Super Mutants. MS18TLColumbiaHeights If I had the time and resources, I'd investigate. All I care about now is getting the hell off this damn roof. MS18TLColumbiaHeights The other guys hate mappin' this zone, but hey, I love it. I love turning the 'muties into a fine, red mist with my gun. MS18TLDocReilly It would be dangerous for me to prematurely awaken her. MS18TLDocReilly The sudden shock to her system could provoke any number of complications. MS18TLGotBattery Great. Now get it hooked up to the elevator so we can get out of here. MS18TLGotBattery Fantastic! Get that over to Donovan right away. MS18TLGotBattery As soon as he gets it up and running make a break for it. MS18TLGotBattery Remember our rally point is our H.Q., Ranger Compound. Don't stop for anything! MS18TLGotBattery Let me have that thing. Give me a few minutes, and I'll have the elevator up and running. MS18TLGotBattery As soon as I get it online, we'll get out of here. MS18TLGotBattery Well, what the fuck you bringin' it to me for? Get it plugged into the elevator! MS18TLGotBattery Well, what the fuck you bringin' it to me for? Give to to Donovan. Sheesh. MS18TLHeresSomeAmmo Oh, HELL yeah! MS18TLHeresSomeAmmo Hey, kid. This bad boy spits out lead like there's no tomorrow. So unless you have at least 150 rounds, I can't even fill it up. MS18TLHeresSomeAmmo Whew. That makes me feel a whole lot better. Thanks. MS18TLHeresSomeAmmo Look, unless you have at least 50 shots of 10mm on you, I may as well go with my pistol. MS18TLHeresSomeAmmo Thanks. I was starting to feel a little naked without it. MS18TLHeresSomeAmmo Wonderful. What the hell am I going to do with less than 50 shots? That barely fills this puppy up. Come on, kid. MS18TLHowDidHappen We were mapping the Vernon Square part of the downtown ruins and got jumped by a Super Mutant ambush party. MS18TLHowDidHappen Usually it isn't a problem, but this group was bigger than usual. We fought our way into Our Lady of Hope Hospital, hoping to find cover. MS18TLHowDidHappen Eventually the fight spilled into the Statesman Hotel and we ran all the way to the roof. MS18TLHowDidHappen I left my guys up there and tried to stealth out but got caught by a Mutie ambush patrol. That was the last thing I remember. MS18TLHowDidYouSurvive I'd say it was a whole lot of luck. We set as many traps as we could behind us and killed as many Super Mutants as possible. MS18TLHowDidYouSurvive Being able to fend off the last wave of them made the rest more cautious, but it also drained our ammo. MS18TLHowDidYouSurvive It's only a matter of time before they rally, especially since you punched through their lines. MS18TLHowDidYouSurvive Skill baby, pure skill. And my big-ass gun! MS18TLHowDidYouSurvive By the seat of our pants. We are out of everything. Ammo, food and time. MS18TLHowDidYouSurvive I have no idea how we've made it this long, but damn I am glad you got up here. MS18TLMoreRangers There's five of us... oh wait, four now. I almost forgot about Theo. Poor bastard. MS18TLMoreRangers Besides myself of course, we have Brick, our heavy weapons specialist, Butcher, our medic and Donovan, our tech. MS18TLMoreRangers All of them have been with me for years. I'd trust any of them with my life. MS18TLMoreRangers They're a mercenary group. I've seen them pass through Underworld a few times. MS18TLMoreRangers I'm not sure what their mission entails, but I suspect that it involves violence. MS18TLMoreRangers The Rangers have a small headquarters not far from here. Let me program the location into your Pip-Boy. MS18TLMoreRangers We're mercs, but instead of hunt and destroy we map the ruins for sale to the highest bidder... and make a good living at it, too. MS18TLMoreRangers There were five of us in the company until we lost Theo. MS18TLWhereIsCell Hmmmm. Not really. All I remember is passing that maintenance office on the third floor. MS18TLWhereIsCell Sorry, we were under fire the whole time. Otherwise, I would have cleaned the place out. MS18TLWhereIsCell When we passed the maintenance room, I spied a deactivated Protectron inside. Just wrench open its access panel and you'll find it. MS18TLWhereIsCell All I remember is mowing down Super Mutants with Eugene here. MS18TLWhereIsCell Ask the eggheads, they're runnin' the show. I just point and shoot... then stuff dies. Murder Aaaah! Murder! Help! Murder You're not going to get away with that! Murder Help! Someone's been murdered! Murder Is he... is he dead? Murder I think she's dead! Murder No! Murder Oh my lord! Murder Murderer! Murder We've got one over here! Murder What the hell have you done? Murder You... murderer! Murder Alarm! Alarm! Murder What the hell? Hey! Murder Holy shit! Someone got themselves whacked. Murder Crime detected. Judicial circuits recommend immediate application of capital punishment. Murder Crime detected. Application of death sentence commencing. Murder Crime detected. Consulting judicial circuits... offender sentenced to death. Murder Even I know that was not a nice thing to do. Murder Now I'm going to have to do the same to you. Murder You'll understand that now I have no choice but to employ deadly force. Murder You are sentenced to death for the crime of murder. Murder Halt, lawbreaker! You are hereby sentenced to death for felony murder. Murder Commencing judicial sanction for felony murder. Murder Dear me, how unsporting of you. Murder *Gasp!* Murder! Murder I suppose I'm going to have to do something about that. Murder You are the lowest form of commie scumbag I've ever had the misfortune to lay eyes on! Murder You seem to need an object lesson in democracy! Murder I have a personal message for you from Uncle Sam! Murder You... you killed him. In cold blood.... Murder You... you killed her. In cold blood.... Murder What... how could you? Murder What have you done? Murder I can't believe you'd do that! Murder What have you done? Murder Holy shit! You just killed them! Like, dead! Murder Whoa, calm down! Murder You'we gonna pay for that! Murder What the? Damnit! You're going to pay for that! Murder You won't get away with that! Murder We got ourselves a psychopath! Everyone stand clear! Murder What?! Okay, you're ass is mine. Murder Hmm. Some people have no respect for the sanctity of life. Murder Natural selection at it's finest. Murder What the hell? No one gets away with murder in my town! Murder Murderer! Murder You'll pay for that! Murder My word. Was that truly necessary? Murder I think I'm going to be a trifle sick. Murder Ah! What did you have to go and do that for? Such a fucking waste. Murder You killed him! Murder You killed her! Murder Oh no! Murder Aaaah! Murder What have you done? Murder Oh my God! Murder Murderer! Murder You killed him! Murder You killed her! Murder No! Murder You're going to pay for that! Murder Murdering scum! MurderNoCrime You did what you had to do, son. MurderNoCrime You did what you had to do, honey. MurderNoCrime Hmm. Some people have no respect for the sanctity of life. MurderNoCrime Natural selection at it's finest. MurderNoCrime Good riddance. MurderNoCrime Better him than me. MurderNoCrime Better her than me. NormalToAlert I hear a zombie scratching around over there. NormalToAlert What's that? It's a fucking zombie, isn't it. NormalToAlert This isn't happening. I'm dreaming. I must be dreaming! NormalToAlert Gary? NormalToAlert Ah you think you can sneak up on ol' Roy Phillps, do you? NormalToAlert What's that? You want a piece of me? Keep making that noise! NormalToAlert Think you can get the drop on me, do you? NormalToAlert Shit, I hear something! NormalToAlert You like playing hide and seek, eh? You won't like it when I find you! NormalToAlert You can't hide forever. I'll get you sooner or later. NormalToAlert Oh my God! NormalToAlert Target possibility. Standby. NormalToAlert We may have a breach. Searching. NormalToAlert Position may be compromised. NormalToAlert Investigating possible target. NormalToAlert Danger. Possible threat. NormalToAlert Enemy target may be in vicinity. Checking. NormalToAlert Damn roaches are everywhere! NormalToAlert I'd better go check that out. NormalToAlert Another one, eh? NormalToAlert Probably just my nerves, but you never know. NormalToAlert Hello? Curfew's in effect! Everybody's supposed to be in their rooms! NormalToAlert Who's there? Don't make me come find you, now! NormalToAlert Wait... what the heck was that? NormalToAlert Huh? A noise? NormalToAlert Hey! Who's out there? NormalToAlert Ambush? NormalToAlert What the...? NormalToAlert Okay, quick screwin' around. Who is that? NormalToAlert Hey, I think someone's out there. NormalToAlert Did you hear that? NormalToAlert Whoa, whoa. Shut the fuck up a second. I hear something. NormalToAlert What the fuck was that? NormalToAlert Huh? Hearin' shit... NormalToAlert Someone there? NormalToAlert Threat analysis: yellow. Potential perimeter breach. Beginning sweep. NormalToAlert Alert. Hostiles may be in area. Non-combatants are advised to seek secure location until perimeter is secured. NormalToAlert Threat analysis: yellow. Beginning lethal force neutralization operation. NormalToAlert Hello? Please step forward and introduce yourself. NormalToAlert Is there someone there? I'd love to make your acquaintance. NormalToAlert Don't be shy. I'm always happy to make a new friend. NormalToAlert Intruder, identify yourself. NormalToAlert Unidentified intruder detected. Beginning search. NormalToAlert Approach and identify yourself. Law-abiding citizens will not be harmed. NormalToAlert Is that someone who needs me to kick their ass? NormalToAlert Move it out, people. I want this place searched top to bottom. NormalToAlert Who's ready to have their ass kicked? NormalToAlert Huh? What was that? NormalToAlert Wait, what's happening? NormalToAlert What's this? An interruption? NormalToAlert Whoa, what the hell? NormalToAlert What?! Who's there? NormalToAlert Huh? What's that? NormalToAlert A noise? NormalToAlert Someone there? NormalToAlert I hear something. NormalToAlert That sound! What is it? NormalToAlert Hello? Who's there? NormalToAlert Who's there? NormalToAlert Huh? NormalToAlert Hello? NormalToAlert Did you hear something? NormalToAlert I'm going to go check it out. NormalToAlert What was that? NormalToAlert Please God! NormalToAlert Oh no! NormalToAlert
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NormalToAlert I think I heard something! NormalToAlert Uhhhuuuhhh. NormalToAlert Possible contact. NormalToAlert I've got something over here. NormalToAlert Look sharp. NormalToAlert Stay frosty. NormalToAlert Trying to lock onto target. NormalToAlert May have a hostile. NormalToAlertResponse Yeah, let's check it out. NormalToAlertResponse Yeah, I did. NormalToAlertResponse Hell yeah! Let's find 'em! NormalToAlertResponse If there is, they're dead meat. NormalToCombat Ha ha ha ha! Let's play, little human! NormalToCombat Time to die! NormalToCombat I'll wear your bones around my neck! NormalToCombat Gonna splatter your brains! NormalToCombat I love a good fight! NormalToCombat Death to all humans! NormalToCombat ZOMBIE! NormalToCombat Damn that thing's ugly as hell! NormalToCombat How many of those things are in here? NormalToCombat It's coming this way! NormalToCombat To arms, Brothers! To arms! NormalToCombat Combat alert! Alarm! Alarm! NormalToCombat Defend the Citadel! NormalToCombat Got the jump on me. NormalToCombat You want a piece of this? NormalToCombat Bring it! NormalToCombat Oh my God! NormalToCombat Gary! NormalToCombat We can do this if we all stick together! NormalToCombat Here they come! Come on, let's kill them! NormalToCombat Now we're dead. NormalToCombat Oh shit. They're bigger than I remember. NormalToCombat This is exactly how I always expected it to end. NormalToCombat I need help over here! NormalToCombat Maybe we'd better run for it. NormalToCombat Hostile in the Bailey! NormalToCombat Backup! Hostile in the lab! NormalToCombat Hostile contact in A Ring! NormalToCombat Hostile contact in B Ring! NormalToCombat It's been too long since I've been in a good fight! NormalToCombat Yeah, bring it over here. I dare you! NormalToCombat I'm going to enjoy kicking the shit out of you! NormalToCombat Your end draws near! NormalToCombat May His enemies fall like the leaves! NormalToCombat May He guide my aim and fell my enemies! NormalToCombat Blessed be the defenders of Oasis, may we strike swift and true! NormalToCombat Through His wrath, I will drive you from this earth! NormalToCombat I will smite you with His vengeance! NormalToCombat Alert! Alert! Trespasser detected! NormalToCombat This area is off-limits to non Nuka-Cola personnel! NormalToCombat Protocol KL-001 initiated! Kill all trespassers! NormalToCombat By order of the Nuka-Cola Administration, all trespassers are to be eliminated! NormalToCombat Execute Expulsion Protocol KL-001! Kill all trespassers! NormalToCombat Trespasser detected! Executing Protocol KL-001! NormalToCombat You are trespassing on Nuka-Cola Corporation property! NormalToCombat And now I will have my vengeance! NormalToCombat Now the prisoner is the executioner! NormalToCombat I'll kill every last one of you! NormalToCombat You're going to pay dearly for what you did to me! NormalToCombat I only kill to know I'm alive! NormalToCombat Your life here is done! NormalToCombat I promise this will be swift but painful! NormalToCombat Prepare for your death! NormalToCombat Only one of us will walk away alive! NormalToCombat Let the battle begin! NormalToCombat Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert! Contacting Vault-Tec Security! NormalToCombat Engaging hostile! NormalToCombat Positive ID on target! NormalToCombat Commencing attack! NormalToCombat Tango spotted! NormalToCombat Security breach! NormalToCombat Threat engaged! NormalToCombat I've got a live one here! NormalToCombat Watch out! NormalToCombat This isn't going to be pretty. NormalToCombat Here we go. NormalToCombat Uh oh. NormalToCombat Why me? NormalToCombat Lock and load! NormalToCombat This is what it's all about! NormalToCombat Oh man, it's go time! NormalToCombat Don't worry, this'll only hurt a bit! NormalToCombat You wanna mess with me? NormalToCombat That's it... you're dead! NormalToCombat Oh. Hell. YES. NormalToCombat First mistake. Last mistake. NormalToCombat Fresh blood, just ripe for the takin'! NormalToCombat Time for you to bleed! NormalToCombat I'm gonna tear your fuckin' throat out! NormalToCombat This shouldn't take long! NormalToCombat I've got contact! NormalToCombat Hostiles! NormalToCombat Hostile detected! Commencing attack! NormalToCombat Targets acquired! NormalToCombat Engaging targets! NormalToCombat Contact! Opening fire! NormalToCombat Vargas! Cover me! NormalToCombat Fire and maneuver! NormalToCombat Watch your spacing! NormalToCombat Got me a wanker! Gonna fuck him up good! NormalToCombat Uh oh! NormalToCombat Time for some fun! NormalToCombat Oh, it's on! It's so on! NormalToCombat Tunnel Snakes, it's rumble time! NormalToCombat Time to strike a blow... for science! NormalToCombat I'm going to blind you with science! NormalToCombat Well now! This should be fun! NormalToCombat And here I thought I was going to have a boring day. NormalToCombat Do you know who I am? NormalToCombat That was dumb. NormalToCombat What luck! I was hoping I'd get to shoot an idiot today. NormalToCombat Hey, what's the big idea?! NormalToCombat Threat analysis: red. Weapons free. NormalToCombat Hostile detected. Non-combatant safety can no longer be guaranteed. NormalToCombat Threat analysis: red. Engaging hostile target. NormalToCombat I'm afraid my programming requires that I try to kill you now. NormalToCombat Please don't take this personally. NormalToCombat I'm sorry, sir, but you've forced me to utilize deadly force. NormalToCombat I'm sorry, ma'am, but you've forced me to utilize deadly force. NormalToCombat Attention. This is now a combat zone. You may suffer harm up to and including death if you remain in the area. This notice required by law. NormalToCombat Do not attempt to flee. Justice will be administered swiftly and fairly. NormalToCombat Hostile target detected. NormalToCombat Please stand clear. This is now a free fire zone. NormalToCombat Commencing lawful use of deadly force. NormalToCombat Ready to die for your country, you commie son of a bitch? NormalToCombat Kill them all and let God sort them out! NormalToCombat Every day is a good day to die! NormalToCombat Help me! NormalToCombat I've got one! NormalToCombat Hey! NormalToCombat Opening fire! NormalToCombat Open fire! NormalToCombat Over here! NormalToCombat If that's the way it has to, then so be it. NormalToCombat I WON'T let it end like this! NormalToCombat If that's the way you want it.... NormalToCombat I didn't want to have to do this.... NormalToCombat Hey! It's the doc's kid! NormalToCombat Criminey, more roaches! NormalToCombat There's more over here! NormalToCombat Where do they keep coming from? NormalToCombat Roaches! NormalToCombat Dammit, more roaches! NormalToCombat Why'd you have to go and do that? NormalToCombat There he is! NormalToCombat There she is! NormalToCombat Got you now. NormalToCombat I knew you'd turn up sooner or later. NormalToCombat Stop in the name of the Overseer! NormalToCombat Hold it right there! NormalToCombat I'll teach you to pull a gun on me! NormalToCombat I won't mess up this time. NormalToCombat You dumb motherfucker. NormalToCombat Alright, some action! NormalToCombat We're all going to die! NormalToCombat
NormalToCombat Take it elsewhere! NormalToCombat No one fucks with the Stahl family! NormalToCombat Time for an ass whuppin'! NormalToCombat I'm gonna stomp you! NormalToCombat You picked the wrong town to mess with, stranger. NormalToCombat It's been a long time since I kicked an ass. NormalToCombat I might just fight you bare handed. NormalToCombat No quarter will be given, my friend. NormalToCombat You must not do this! Not here! NormalToCombat I implore you, do not resort to violence! NormalToCombat Oh for the love of... are you serious? NormalToCombat So, you like to fight old men, do you? NormalToCombat I ain't gonna sew you back together. NormalToCombat I'm just a bartender! NormalToCombat This Ghoul hits back, smoothskin. NormalToCombat I'm gonna get my dad! NormalToCombat Everyone! Help! Raider! NormalToCombat Leo! Andy! Help me! NormalToCombat Are you fucking kidding me? NormalToCombat Oh HELL yeah! NormalToCombat Two hits, kid. Two hits. NormalToCombat I'm gonna fuck your shit up, kid. NormalToCombat Andy! I need help over here! NormalToCombat That was your last chance. NormalToCombat No! Help me, someone! Help! NormalToCombat Billy! Help me! NormalToCombat Are you out of your mind? NormalToCombat Nathan! NormalToCombat Someone help me! NormalToCombat Oh no! NormalToCombat Leave me alone! NormalToCombat We got a Commie here! NormalToCombat I knew you were trouble the second I laid eyes on you. NormalToCombat You want something? C'mon! NormalToCombat Get the Sheriff! NormalToCombat Get the children inside, we've got a Raider! NormalToCombat You've messed with the wrong town. NormalToCombat Raider! Raider alert! Come quick! NormalToCombat Alarm! Alarm! We're under attack! ObserveCombat Holy moley, it's a fight! ObserveCombat Hey, be careful! ObserveCombat What are you doing? ObserveCombat Are you crazy? ObserveCombat None of my business, okay? ObserveCombat I'm staying out of the way. ObserveCombat This should be interesting. ObserveCombat Barbarians. ObserveCombat So much violence in the world these days. ObserveCombat Fight! Fight! Fight! ObserveCombat What's going on? ObserveCombat Yeah! Awesome! ObserveCombat Look out! ObserveCombat Let's get out of here! ObserveCombat Fight! ObserveCombat Watch out! ObserveCombat Whoa! ObserveCombat Look out! ObserveCombat Damn, it's a fight! ObserveCombat Ain't none of my business! ObserveCombat This is madness... ObserveCombat This isn't right. ObserveCombat This is what we've come to. OfficeRobotIDCheck Greetings fellow office employee. Please present your valid ID. OfficeRobotIDCheck Scanning for office ID... ID accepted. Have a nice day. OfficeRobotIDCheck Warning! Scan failure. Please present ID or exit the building. OfficeRobotIDCheck Intruder Alert! Prepare to be forcibly removed. OfficeRobotTalk Loading Personality: RobCo R04 V9 "Office Helper"... OfficeRobotTalk Running default office protocol...ERROR. Loading daily agenda...ERROR. OfficeRobotTalk Security breach detected. Please stand back. OfficeRobotTalk Please ignore the disturbance and go about your regular work routines. OfficeRobotTalk Why not use this time to enjoy a brief caffeinated beverage break? OfficeRobotTalk Please vacate the area in an orderly fashion. Work will resume in 3.756 minutes. OfficeRobotTalk Sorry for the ruckus. Please vacate the immediate area. PerkCKLittlehornGreeting1 The deal is this: you are now in the employ of Littlehorn and Associates. We deal in all many of affairs, most of which are not your concern. PerkCKLittlehornGreeting1 Your duties are as follows: you will bring me the ears of the good people of the world. And in turn, I will give you the wealth you crave. PerkCKLittlehornGreeting1 The more you bring, the wealthier you will be and the happier I will be with you. That's not so hard now, is it? PerkCKLittlehornGreeting2 Good, good. Direct. To the point. I like that in an employee. Then you understand what your purpose is. PerkCKLittlehornGreeting2 The ears of the good of the world is all I ask and currency is what you will receive. PerkCKLittlehornGreeting2 And now that we understand one another, what is your business here? PerkCKLittlehornGreeting3 Oh, how we do love enthusiasm in our employees. The deal is quite simple, as you know. PerkCKLittlehornGreeting3 The more ears you deliver to me, the greater your coffers will grow, and the more pleased we will be with your work. PerkCKLittlehornGreeting3 Now, what would you ask of us? PerkCKLittlehornQDoHere This is the current home office of Littlehorn and Associates. This is where we operate our little business. PerkCKLittlehornQDoHere We dabble in this, and that. I'm sure you've seen our work around the Wasteland and haven't even realized it. PerkCKLittlehornQDoHere We prefer to operate quietly, which is why we employ individuals such as yourself. PerkCKLittlehornQEars Now, that's the sort of question which will endanger our relationship. PerkCKLittlehornQEars You are providing a service and we are providing payment. It is there our questions end. Understand? PerkCKLittlehornQPeople They are fellow associates such as yourself. They simply possess a different set of skills than you. PerkCKLittlehornQWho I am Daniel Littlehorn. I offer you the currency that you crave in exchange for services aligned to your skills. PerkCKLittlehornQWho And that, friend, is what we are to each other. PerkCKLittlehornQWho I've been doing this a very long time, and I find that the less we know about each other, the smoother our relationship will be. PerkCKLittlehornSellEars Excellent. I had suspected that's why you came to me. PerkCKLittlehornSellEars And we will happily take them in trade, friend. PerkCKLittlehornSellEarsAll I would scold you for wasting our time, but I enjoy a practical joke. PerkCKLittlehornSellEarsAll Just don't do it again. PerkCKLittlehornSellEarsAll And here out hopes were up. Shame on you. PerkCKLittlehornSellEarsAll Most excellent. And you have exemplified yourself in the eyes of Littlehorn and Associates. PerkCKLittlehornSellEarsAll One with a heart as black as yours deserves to be rewarded for it. We shall include a bonus in your pay this time. PerkCKLittlehornSellEarsAll Enjoy it. Might I recommend booze? Or gambling? Or perhaps a nice chem habit? PerkCKLittlehornSellEarsAll Before our exchange, I should tell you: word has reached my ears of your black deeds in the Wastes. PerkCKLittlehornSellEarsAll Acts such as yours fall in line with the goals of Littlehorn and Associates. And we believe you deserve a bonus for going that extra mile. PerkCKLittlehornSellEarsAll Enjoy it. But by all means, do not let it stop you from walking the path that you're on. PerkCKLittlehornSellEarsAll Most excellent. We love a good and loyal employee. PerkCKLittlehornSellEarsAll And, as a good and loyal employee, here is your reward. PerkCKLittlehornSellEarsAll We here at Littlehorn and Associates cannot express our gratitude that your loyalty and service inspires. PerkCKLittlehornSellEarsAll Here is your payment per our contract. Spend it... well. PerkCKLittlehornSellEarsEND You'll be back. They always come back. PerkLBJundersPunkett Well, it's about time someone put that bastard out of his misery. PerkLBJundersPunkett And here's the reward for it. Spend it well, Lawbringer. PerkLBSonoraGreeting1 Fair enough. We'll still take the help where we can get it. PerkLBSonoraGreeting1 So, the deal is this: there are a lot of evil assholes out there. Take 'em down, bring us their fingers as proof and we'll pay you for each. PerkLBSonoraGreeting1 We'll be watching you until we know you can be trusted, so don't try anything stupid. PerkLBSonoraGreeting2 We live to cleanse the Wasteland of the scum and evil that pollute it. We're the only thing that represents any sort of law out here. PerkLBSonoraGreeting2 We hunt down the worst criminals imaginable and deliver the only justice we have: a bullet. PerkLBSonoraGreeting2 So, what do you say? PerkLBSonoraGreeting2a Fantastic. Well, take this coat. We all wear them. The unrighteous fear the sight of the Regulators. PerkLBSonoraGreeting2a Now, as for the rest, here's the only thing we want from you: hunt down the evil, the wicked, and the villainous. Bring them to justice. PerkLBSonoraGreeting2a Bring us their fingers as proof of the deed. We'll pay you a bounty for each one. Simple, right? Questions? PerkLBSonoraGreeting2b Fair enough. We'll still take the help where we can get it. PerkLBSonoraGreeting2b So, the deal is this: there are a lot of evil assholes out there. Take 'em down, bring us their fingers as proof and we'll pay you for each. PerkLBSonoraGreeting2b We'll be watching you until we know you can be trusted, so don't try anything stupid. PerkLBSonoraGreeting3 Fantastic. Take this coat. We all wear them. The unrighteous fear the sight of the Regulators. PerkLBSonoraGreeting3 Now, as for the rest, here's the only thing we want from you: hunt down the evil, the wicked, and the villainous. Bring them to justice. PerkLBSonoraGreeting3 Bring us their fingers as proof of the deed. We'll pay you a bounty for each one. Simple, right? Questions? PerkLBSonoraQDoHere We're the Regulators. We've dedicated our lives to bringing the evil to justice. PerkLBSonoraQDoHere And out in the Wasteland, there's only one brand of justice: the gun. PerkLBSonoraQFingers Nothing. Nothing at all. They only serve to mark the fact that justice has been done. PerkLBSonoraQFingers While we trust our members not to take innocent lives for profit, having a record of the deed is sometimes necessary. PerkLBSonoraQFingers While we don't have liars in our midst, occasionally we all.. embellish a bit. PerkLBSonoraQWhereIsEveryone Oh, no. We're spread all around. The few here just assist me in organizing things here at the headquarters. PerkLBSonoraQWhereIsEveryone There are Regulators everywhere. The thing is, if you see them, then they're likely the last thing that you'll see. PerkLBSonoraSellFingers Then you've been busy. Good. Show me what you have. PerkLBSonoraSellFingers The unrighteous will fall. Let me see how many you've brought to justice. PerkLBSonoraSellFingersAll If this is a joke, I am not amused. Justice is serious business. PerkLBSonoraSellFingersAll Make your jokes when the Wastes are rid of the filth that feed off of it. PerkLBSonoraSellFingersAll You've done good work. Not only that, but the other Regulators have told me of your other actions in your travels. PerkLBSonoraSellFingersAll Good deeds should not go unrewarded, and so I will add on a bonus to your normal bounty. PerkLBSonoraSellFingersAll So many of the unjust have been dispatched, but so many remain. But ever still, word reaches me that you have gone far beyond what we've asked. PerkLBSonoraSellFingersAll Good deeds should not go unrewarded, and so I will add on a bonus to your normal bounty. PerkLBSonoraSellFingersAll So many of the unjust have been dispatched, but so many remain. Here is your reward. Spend it well. PerkLBSonoraSellFingersAll Your work is impressive. Here is your reward. Don't retire just yet, there is far more to be done. PerkLBSonoraSellFingersEND I can't imagine why you'd want to, but the choice is yours. PFBleakView I'm watching the patrols, what do you think I'm looking at? PFBleakView They switch it up a little bit every day, but just a little. There has to be some sort of pattern to it, it's just a matter of watching and waiting. PFBreadboxHowAreYou What? You'll have to speak up! PFBreadboxHowAreYou1 I don't know where the clinic is, they don't let us out of the pens, you know? PFBreadboxHowAreYou1 Oh? Him? No, I have no idea where he is. PFBreadboxHowAreYou1 Oh, I don't know. I don't wear a watch, they're pretty rare you know. Ask someone else. PFBreadboxHowAreYou2 I still can't hear you! PFCarolinaRedMean I'm ain't mean. Not by a long shot. PFCarolinaRedMean You wanna see mean? You should've met my daddy. That son of a bitch'd cut your legs off just to laugh at you tryin' to crawl away. PFCarolinaRedMean I saw him do it once too. Jus' kept laughin' at this poor bastard. After an hour or so, Daddy got bored and crushed his skull with a rock. PFCarolinaRedMean Come to think of it... that was pretty funny... PFCutterChems Yeah, I got some stuff around here. But it'll cost you. PFCutterChems Hey, it's your body, do what you want to it. PFCutterChems If you're planning on overdosing, just make sure you pay me first. PFCutterChems Trade up front. No exceptions. Especially not for junkies. PFCutterSupplies That's good to hear, since I want to take your caps. PFCutterSupplies I've got supplies, if you've got caps. PFCutterSupplies Money first, then you'll get the goods. PFEulogyObservationDeckEnd Alright, I've had enough. Let's do something else. PFEulogyObservationDeckStart I'm heading to the deck. I need some air. Ladies, follow me. PFEulogyObservationDeckStart Let's go up top. I want to see what these fools are up to. PFEulogyObserveCafeEnd We need to keep an eye on this. Too much drinking, and the merchandise is gonna walk itself out the front door. PFEulogyObserveCafeEnd Let's leave our employees to their recreation. There's a business to run. PFEulogyObserveCafeStart Ladies, to the bar. PFEulogyObserveCafeStart Let's see what's going on over at the bar. PFEulogyObservePenEnd This is a sad crop. Our boys need to stop drinking and start bringing me some better stock. PFEulogyObservePenEnd Goddamn. This is some sorry lookin' merchandise. We got to get us some new stock. PFEulogyObservePenEnd Well, they haven't killed each other yet. Always a plus. PFEulogyObservePenStart Time to check on the merchandise. PFEulogyObservePenStart Let's go see how business looks today. PFEulogyObservePenStart C'mon. Time to check on the stock. PFEulogyObserveStageEnd This place needs to be tidied up. Creates a bad impression for the customers. PFEulogyObserveStageEnd Nothing going on here. Let's go. PFEulogyObserveStageStart Let's go, ladies. Keep up. PFEulogyObserveStageStart I'm headed over to the block to see what's going on. PFEulogyTalkCutterStart Where's Cutter at? I need to talk to her. PFEulogyTalkCutterStart I need to see our good doctor. PFEulogyTalkFortyStart Now, I gotta go see Forty. PFEulogyTalkFortyStart Anyone seen Forty? He wanted to talk to me. PFEulogyTalkProntoStart Time to check in with Pronto. PFEulogyTalkProntoStart Pronto said he wanted to talk to me about something. Keep up, ladies. PFFFBarScene1 This is last time I tell you! No more! PFFFBarScene2 Please! No! I didn't! I swear! PFFFBarScene3 This is your last mistake, little bartender! PFFFJotunAnguish FATHER! NO! PFGrouseGreetingInitial1 Are you kidding me? You've never heard of Paradise Falls? Oh, right. The suit. You're right out of the vault, aren't you? Great. PFGrouseGreetingInitial1 Shit, you're lucky you're not up there in the pens, dumbass. I can't believe you. Anyway, Paradise Falls is home to the Slavers. PFGrouseGreetingInitial1 Up there, we sell the slaves that we capture out in the Wastes. So, unless you're either buying or selling, piss off. PFGrouseGreetingInitial1 Are you kidding me? You've never heard of Paradise Falls? What, are you right out of the vault? Paradise Falls is home to the Slavers. PFGrouseGreetingInitial1 Up there, we sell the slaves that we capture out in the Wastes. So, unless you're either buying or selling, piss off. PFGrouseGreetingInitial1a Yeah, well, you don't like it? Keep walking. It's that simple. PFGrouseGreetingInitial1a You got something else to say, or did you just come here to preach at me? PFGrouseGreetingInitial1a1 Like what? Don't be wasting my time out here, or I'll throw you in the pens with the rest of the meat. PFGrouseGreetingInitial1a2 Yeah, don't let any bullets hit you in the ass on your way out. PFGrouseGreetingInitial1a3 Then bring it on, reverend! PFGrouseGreetingInitial1b Yep. And if you're not tough enough to survive, at least you can be useful to those of us who are. PFGrouseGreetingInitial2 You? I don't think so. You're not really... let's just say that you wouldn't fit in up there. PFGrouseGreetingInitial2 So why don't you just turn around and head back the way you came? PFGrouseGreetingInitial2 Well... no. I don't think so. PFGrouseGreetingInitial3 Good choice. Now piss off and stop wasting my time. PFJotun I keep my father safe. PFJotun It is... a big job. PFJotunGreeting1 Yes. Jotun. PFJotunGreeting1a No. It isn't. What do you want? PFJotunGreeting1b Don't care what you think. What do you want? PFJotunGreeting2 No. It is not nice. What do you want? PFLamplightCapture1 I did, indeed, and she was well worth the effort! I found her a nice, loving home right away. PFLamplightCapture1 It's so nice to be able to help people who need people, isn't it? It just warms the heart. PFLamplightCapture1 But speaking of life's little rewards, here's yours. It doesn't look like much, but this helmet's reinforced like crazy. You'll find a use for it. PFLamplightCapture1 Sure, I've thought about it. Kids can get a killer price, when you find a buyer who recognizes the product's long-term potential. PFLamplightCapture1 The real problem's holding them until there's a buyer. Kids are sneaky, and those Lamplighters are tenacious little bastards. PFLamplightCapture1 But maybe if we could get one when they're young, they might not have as much fight in 'em yet. PFLamplightCapture2A Sure, if you think you can pull it off. I think I might know a buyer who'd be interested. PFLamplightCapture2A I'll send one of my best to wait around the entrance to Lamplight. You go in and find the sweetest, most trusting little one you can find. PFLamplightCapture2A Lure that kid outside, and everyone's happy. Except the kid, of course. PFLamplightCapture2B You're right on that one. There's plenty of other merchandise out there, and it's a seller's market. PFLaugh HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PFProntoRepair Yeah, sure, no problem at all. PFProntoRepair No problem, but I'm not going to use any of my stock for parts. PFProntoRepair Yeah, lemme see what you have. PFProntoServices Sure thing, hoss. If you see anything you want, let me know. PFProntoServices Sure, man. Take a look. The boys bring me all sorts of shit. PFProntoServices No problem, man. Take a look at this stuff. It all works... mostly. PFProntoServices I tell you, for a bunch of dumbass wasters, the boys pull some good stuff off of the new meat. PFTalkBleakBreadbox1 Keep your voice down, old man. Listen, if you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the problem. Help or shut up. PFTalkBleakBreadbox1 You you shut up before they hear you? Listen, I don't judge you, if you want to stay here, fine. Whatever. Just stay out of my way. PFTalkBleakBreadbox2 You're not just getting yourself in trouble here, girl. You need to relax. Work with 'em. It ain't so bad once you adjust. I've been here for almost- PFTalkBleakBreadbox2 I've been alive far too long to let some crazy plan get my head blown off. It ain't a bad life, you know. One you get used to it. PFTalkBleakBreadbox3 I don't care, Breadbox. I'm getting out of here. Stay if you want, just keep out of my way, or I'll assume that you're with them. PFTalkBleakBreadbox3 It doesn't matter. I'm not giving myself the chance to get used to anything -- I'm leaving. And you'd best stay the hell out of my way. PFTalkBleakBreadbox4 Fine, fine. But when you get your head popped, don't say that I didn't warn you. PFTalkBleakBreadbox4 Fine, girl, that's fine. Just keep the rest of us out of it. And don't stand near me when they finally do pop your collar. PFTalkBleakBronson1 You got the right one this time? Are you serious? Here, let me see. Hand it to me. PFTalkBleakBronson1 Really? You did? Bronson I could kiss you! Here, hand it to me. Slowly. PFTalkBleakBronson2 Here you go, Bleak. Just like you asked. PFTalkBleakBronson2 Okay, real slow... here. It's yours. Did I... did I do good? PFTalkBleakBronson3 What the-? Dammit Bronson! This isn't what I asked for! I needed one of the detonators not... whatever this is! PFTalkBleakBronson3 Bronson! What is this? I didn't ask for this! You were supposed to get me one of the detonators! I don't even know what this is! PFTalkBleakBronson4 Oh... I'm sorry, Bleak. I thought that's what you wanted... PFTalkBleakBronson4 That isn't... you mean... awww shit. I'm sorry... PFTalkBleakBronson5 How many times have we gone over this, Bronson? Can't you stay sober enough to do one little thing? PFTalkBleakBronson5 I'm starting to feel like I can't trust your drunk ass, Bronson. How many times is it that you've screwed up? PFTalkBleakBronson6 I know... just give me another chance... I... I can do it. PFTalkBleakBronson6 I'm... I'm so sorry, Bleak. Just one more chance... I won't... I won't let you down again... PFTalkBleakBronson7 I suppose I can do that. Just don't let me down again, Bronson. I need your help. PFTalkBleakBronson7 Okay, Bronson. One more. PFTalkBreadboxBleak1 Whatever you're up to, girl, I want nothing to do with it. I'm too old to be involved in these crazy escape plans of yours. PFTalkBreadboxBleak1 I don't even want to hear about it. I'm fine right where I am, thank you very much. Keep your plans to yourself. PFTalkBreadboxBleak2 Are you serious? You want to die here? In this place? An old good for nothing slave? I mean come on, there so much more to... PFTalkBreadboxBleak2 Come on, Breadbox. Do you want to die of old age in a slave pen? Really? Wouldn't you rather... PFTalkBreadboxBleak3 I'm fine right where I am, Bleak. There's more to this life than always fighting to change things. Sometimes, there is greater peace in acceptance. PFTalkBreadboxBleak3 Enough! I've made my decision. I'd rather live my life out here as happily as I can than die on some damn fool escape. Now, leave me alone. PFTalkBreadboxBleak4 All right, all right. You know where to find me if you change your mind. PFTalkBreadboxBleak4 Okay, Breadbox. But if you ever do change your mind, I'd love to help you. PFTalkBreadboxBleak5 I don't need help, Bleak. But thank you. PFTalkBreadboxBleak5 I wouldn't hold your breath, girl. I'm quite content. PFTalkBreadboxBronson1 Now that's an odd question. Why would you want to know about that? PFTalkBreadboxBronson1 Where did I get my name? Why do you care about that, Bronson? PFTalkBreadboxBronson2 I don't know... I'm just... you know... "Breadbox". It's a weird name is all. There's got to be a good story... PFTalkBreadboxBronson2 I just... I just figure with a name like Breadbox... there-
... there must be a good story.
PFTalkBreadboxBronson3 Well, you know how they like to mess with you? They used to mess with me too. "See what fits inside a breadbox". It's something I'd rather forget. PFTalkBreadboxBronson3 Well, you know how these Slavers have a mean streak, especially to new slaves? Well, they used to play a game that I'd rather not think about. PFTalkBreadboxBronson4 Woa, man. Say no more... I've... I've heard enough. PFTalkBronsonBleak1 Huh? What... oh! Yeah! Anything for you, B.. Bleak. What do you need? PFTalkBronsonBleak1 Sure... sure thing, Bleak... what do you need? PFTalkBronsonBleak2 That deal we made, we're still square, right? You know what you need to do? PFTalkBronsonBleak2 You remember what I asked you before? The deal we had? Can you do it soon? I'm worried that we're running out of time. PFTalkBronsonBleak3 Oh, no problem... no problem at all... you can count on me, Miss Bleak! Yessir! PFTalkBronsonBleak3 Oh yeah... no doubt. I... I... it'll get done! PFTalkBronsonBleak4 Good, Bronson. Don't let me down. PFTalkBronsonBleak4 Alright, Bronson. No screw ups this time, got it? PFTalkBronsonBreadbox1 What? I'm... I'm fine. It ain't nothin'... I mean... what else am I supposed to do? Work? Fuck these guys... I'd rather drink... PFTalkBronsonBreadbox1 Pshh... drinkin's the only... the only way I ain't... killed myself yet. I don't know if you noticed... but we're sort of... you know... slaves. PFTalkBronsonBreadbox2 It's hard here, boy, trust me. I been a slave for thirty years. But you need to find your peace inside yourself, not at the bottom of a bottle. PFTalkBronsonBreadbox2 I'll never claim that it's easy living this life, but drinking is just going to put you in your grave faster than slavery will. That's no way to go. PFTalkBronsonBreadbox3 Hey... if it kills me... all the better. I'd rather drink myself to death than... let them kill me first. PFTalkBronsonBreadbox3 Oh, what do you know? Just cause... cause... cause you found peace or whatever, don't make it easier for the rest of us! PFTalkBronsonBreadbox4 I'm sorry that you think that way. I hope that one day, you come around. I'm here to help you if that happens. PFTalkBronsonBreadbox4 I worry about you, son. Just think about what I said. PFTalkCarolinaRedYmir1 Oh, good. I always love questions from my favorite smelly barman. PFTalkCarolinaRedYmir1 Is this where you start drunkenly hitting on me? Because it's a little bit early in the day for that, Ymir. PFTalkCarolinaRedYmir2 I am always friendly and yet, you are always... well... kind of a bitch? PFTalkCarolinaRedYmir2 Why are you always so mean? All I ever am is nice to you, but it's always "Ymir go away, you smell" or "Ymir, get me a drink and then go away". PFTalkCarolinaRedYmir3 Well... if I had to guess why that was, I guess it would be because you smell, you're drunk all the fucking time, and I don't like you very much. PFTalkCarolinaRedYmir3 Ymir, let's be honest -- I'd sooner die than let you anywhere near my bunk. But feel free to send that boy of yours any time. PFTalkCarolinaRedYmir4 Ah, Red! this is why I like you! Always making jokes! You want a drink? PFTalkCarolinaRedYmir4 See? This is what I mean. But you know what they say about mean women? Sooner or later, someone will accidentally shoot them while on a mission. PFTalkCarolinaRedYmir5 Honey, I'll take anything you feel like paying for. PFTalkCarolinaRedYmir5 Only if you're buying it, big guy. PFTalkCloverCrimson1 Were they talking about how bad you look again? I mean, I hate to break it to you: they're right. PFTalkCloverCrimson1 You mean about how Mr. Eulogy don't like you no more? About how he barely even looks at you when I'm around? PFTalkCloverCrimson2 Why do you have to be like that? I'm just trying to talk to you and you have to come at me with that shit? PFTalkCloverCrimson2 Wha... bitch, you're lucky Eulogy protects your ass, or I'd leave you bleeding in the street. PFTalkCloverCrimson3 Pfft. You're just mad because I'm daddy's favorite. PFTalkCloverCrimson3 I just know who Mr. Eulogy likes better, and as soon as you figure it out too, we'll all be happier. PFTalkCloverCrimson4 Eulogy cares about one thing: Eulogy. That's it. And the sooner your dumb ass realizes that, the better off we'll all be. PFTalkCloverCrimson4 Someday, you're going to realize that Eulogy don't give a shit about either of us. PFTalkCloverCrimson4 Dammit, I should have known better than to try and talk sense to you. PFTalkCloverCrimson4 I can't even talk to you. Get out of my face. PFTalkCloverEulogyJones1 Right away, daddy. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! PFTalkCloverEulogyJones1 Yes, daddy? I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! What do you need? PFTalkCloverEulogyJones2 Haven't I always said that I hate to wait? Why you always have to make me wait? What's wrong with you? PFTalkCloverEulogyJones2 Damn right, you're sorry. When I say something, you better listen! Hell, you should know what I want before I even open my mouth! PFTalkCloverEulogyJones3 Please forgive me, daddy. It won't happen again, just tell me what you need. Anything! I'll do anything! PFTalkCloverEulogyJones3 I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! Let me make it up to you! Tell me what you want! PFTalkCloverEulogyJones4 Well now I forgot what I wanted because I was too busy yelling at you. See what you've done? PFTalkCloverEulogyJones4 I want... damn. See what you made me do? I forgot! PFTalkCrimsonClover1 Yeah, he don't look like much, though. Skin's all pasty, like he grew up in a Vault or something. PFTalkCrimsonClover1 Yeah, I've seen him. What about it? PFTalkCrimsonClover1 Yeah, she don't look like much, though. Skin's all pasty, like she grew up in a Vault or something. PFTalkCrimsonClover1 Yeah, I've seen her. What about it? PFTalkCrimsonClover2 You should go talk to him, maybe he'll buy you off of Mr. Eulogy since daddy's gotten tired of you. PFTalkCrimsonClover2 I was just thinking that you might want to go introduce yourself, in case Mr. Eulogy finally wants to sell you off. PFTalkCrimsonClover2 You should go talk to her, maybe she'll buy you off of Mr. Eulogy since daddy's gotten tired of you. PFTalkCrimsonClover2 I was just thinking that you might want to go introduce yourself, in case Mr. Eulogy finally wants to sell you off. PFTalkCrimsonClover3 Why do you always have to try to prove something to me? Do you think I care who Eulogy likes better? Seriously? PFTalkCrimsonClover3 Clover, I will smack the shit out of you. Can't you just shut up and leave me alone? PFTalkCrimsonClover4 Keep running your mouth, Crimson. That's why he don't like you no more. PFTalkCrimsonClover4 Hrmph. It's not my fault that I'm the favorite. You don't need to be so bitter. PFTalkCrimsonEulogyJones1 I'm right here, Eulogy. There's no need to yell. PFTalkCrimsonEulogyJones1 Why do you have to yell all the time, Eulogy? I'm standing right here. PFTalkCrimsonEulogyJones2 What have I said about backtalk, Crimson? Hmm? What have I said? PFTalkCrimsonEulogyJones2 Are you talking back to me? Because the only thing I hate more than having to repeat myself is being talked back to. PFTalkCrimsonEulogyJones3
I'm sorry.
PFTalkCrimsonEulogyJones3
Sorry, Eulogy.
PFTalkCrimsonEulogyJones4 What? Sorry? Try that again. PFTalkCrimsonEulogyJones4 I'm sorry, what was that? PFTalkCrimsonEulogyJones5 I'm sorry... Mr. Eulogy. PFTalkCrimsonEulogyJones5 I'm sorry, Sir. PFTalkCrimsonEulogyJones6 There's a good girl. PFTalkCrimsonEulogyJones6 That's better. PFTalkCutterEulogyJones1 Our relationship is strictly business, Eulogy. You know that. PFTalkCutterEulogyJones1 Good day, Eulogy. And need I remind you that I'm old enough to be your mother. Ours is a business relationship only. PFTalkCutterEulogyJones2 Awww, there's no need to be like that, Cutter. You know I'm only joking. But speaking of business... You have my money? PFTalkCutterEulogyJones2 That's right, it is just business. So where's my money? PFTalkCutterEulogyJones3 Here you go, Eulogy. The usual cut. Count it if you'd like. PFTalkCutterEulogyJones3 Here's your cut. It's small. Maybe convince your boys to get hurt more and I'll be bringing more in. PFTalkCutterEulogyJones4 Nah. I know you run your shit straight. Keep up the good work. PFTalkCutterEulogyJones4 Ahh, doc. You keep us walking around and making money. That's why we keep you around. PFTalkEulogyJonesClover1 Why are you bothering me, Clover? Hmm? What do you want? PFTalkEulogyJonesClover1 What do you want now? PFTalkEulogyJonesClover2 I wanted to talk to you about... you know, about her. PFTalkEulogyJonesClover2 It's... it's about Crimson. I think that maybe it's time you let her go like you said you would, so that we can be together alone. PFTalkEulogyJonesClover3 We've talked about this before, haven't we? So why would you think that nagging me would actually help? PFTalkEulogyJonesClover3 That's not your call, and hasn't ever been. You leave her alone, except when I tell you not to. Got it? PFTalkEulogyJonesClover4 Okay, okay. I'm sorry... PFTalkEulogyJonesClover4 Yes, daddy. I'm sorry, daddy. PFTalkEulogyJonesCrimson1 Whatever you have to say, it can wait. You're not here to talk. PFTalkEulogyJonesCrimson1 Don't start, Crimson. I'm not in the mood. PFTalkEulogyJonesCrimson2 It's just that last week- PFTalkEulogyJonesCrimson2 I know, but you said that we'd- PFTalkEulogyJonesCrimson3 Did I speak Communese to you? I said that I don't want to talk about it. You will be quiet, or you will regret it. PFTalkEulogyJonesCrimson3 Why are you still talking after I told you to be quiet? I don't want to have to repeat myself again. PFTalkEulogyJonesCrimson4 Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. PFTalkFortyEulogyJones1 What are you talking about, man? There's nothing wrong out here. Everything looks just fine to me. PFTalkFortyEulogyJones1 What am I supposed to be looking at? It looks fine to me. PFTalkFortyEulogyJones2 Have you suddenly gone blind, Forty? Do I need to replace my blind second-in-command? Look around! You see what I'm talking about now? PFTalkFortyEulogyJones2 Nothing wrong? Have you lost your mind? You've got a loose cage over there, you got people loitering over there, and where is my dog? PFTalkFortyEulogyJones3 Okay, yeah. I see what you mean. I'll get on it right away, Eulogy. PFTalkFortyEulogyJones3 I guess when you put it that way, yeah... there are a few things that could stand to be tightened up. I'll get on it. PFTalkFortyEulogyJones4 That's more like it! Show some initiative, dammit, before I sell you off and give one of those fools in the cage your job! PFTalkFortyEulogyJones4 Forty, if you were any dumber, I'd make a signpost out of you. PFTalkGrouseRicher1 Pfft. I wish. I ain't seen a damn thing all day. PFTalkGrouseRicher1 Not a damn thing. No ants, no Wasters. Nothing. It's been boring as shit. PFTalkGrouseRicher2 Man, as dull as it is down here, I really wonder if I'm ever going to get to shoot anyone again. PFTalkGrouseRicher2 Goddamn, I hate this fucking job some days. It's been far too long since I shot someone. PFTalkGrouseRicher3 What are you talking about, you shot someone this morning! That guy who showed up and tried to run when he figured out where he was! PFTalkGrouseRicher3 Didn't you just shoot someone yesterday? PFTalkGrouseRicher4 Yeah, I did. And that's too long to go between shootings for me. PFTalkGrouseRicher4 Oh yeah. Well, I was drunk then. I barely remember. PFTalkGrouseRicher4 Oh yeah... I forgot about him... PFTalkHiResponse1 Right on, Eulogy. PFTalkHiResponse1 Hey, Eulogy. PFTalkHiResponse1 Nothin' at all, Eulogy. PFTalkHiResponse1 Not now. Someone will hear. PFTalkHiResponse1 Not now. They're watching. PFTalkHiResponse1 Wait... what? PFTalkHiResponse1 Oh... hi...
PFTalkHiResponse1 Get out of my face. PFTalkHiResponse1 Get the fuck away from me, meat. PFTalkHiResponse1 I'm too busy for you right now, man. PFTalkHiResponse1 Got my eye on you, man. PFTalkHiResponse1 Sorry, man. No time... no time... PFTalkHiResponse1 Man, fuck off. PFTalkHiResponse1 So I look like I wanna be talking to you, scrub? PFTalkHiResponse1 Back off before I put a bullet in you. PFTalkHiResponse1 Get the fuck away from me. PFTalkHiResponse1 Whatever. PFTalkHiResponse1 Leave me alone, scrub. PFTalkHiResponse1 Hahahaha! Yeah, right. PFTalkHiResponse1 Oh, please. Kid, come back after your balls have dropped. PFTalkHiResponse1 Hello yourself. PFTalkHiResponse1 Keep walkin', boy. PFTalkHiResponse1 That's cute. Go play. PFTalkHiResponse1 Stuff it. PFTalkHiResponse1 Take it up with Eulogy. PFTalkHiResponse1
PFTalkHiResponse1 Hello there, little man. PFTalkHiResponse1 Hello there, pretty girl. PFTalkHiResponse1 I see you later in the barracks. PFTalkHiResponse1 You act like we're strangers? PFTalkHiResponse1 Hel-
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PFTalkHiResponse1 Don't mess with me, or you'll end up like Frank! Hahahaha! PFTalkHiResponse1 Hahaha! You owe me a drink! PFTalkHiResponse1 Hey there. PFTalkHiResponse1 S'up? PFTalkHiResponse1 Hello. PFTalkHiResponse1 Whatever. PFTalkHiResponse1 Fuck off. PFTalkHiResponse1 Yeah, nice try. PFTalkHiResponse1 Hey. PFTalkHowAreYouResponse1 Swell. PFTalkHowAreYouResponse1 Peachy. PFTalkHowsItGoingResponse1 Not bad, man. Not bad at all. PFTalkJotunCarolinaRed1 What? PFTalkJotunCarolinaRed1 Yes? PFTalkJotunCarolinaRed2 You don't really say much, do you? PFTalkJotunCarolinaRed2 Why are you always so quiet? You just sort of hang around, you don't say much. PFTalkJotunCarolinaRed3 I talk when I have something to say. PFTalkJotunCarolinaRed3 Don't have much to say. PFTalkJotunCarolinaRed4 I have to say, I like a man who knows how to look pretty and stay quiet... PFTalkJotunCarolinaRed4 Well, that's okay. It's not your mind that I'm interested in anyway... PFTalkJotunYmir1 Please, father, people are watching. PFTalkJotunYmir1 You embarrass me, father. PFTalkJotunYmir2 Bah! You are my son! Be proud! You collect more slaves than anyone, brag for once in your life! PFTalkJotunYmir2 I do not care! Let them see that I am proud of my boy! You have nothing to be ashamed of, Jotun! PFTalkJotunYmir3 Your praise is the only pride I need, father. PFTalkJotunYmir3 I only do as you taught me, father. PFTalkJotunYmir4 I swear, boy, you are going to be the greatest Slaver that ever lived! PFTalkJotunYmir4 Haha! Good enough for me, boy! Good enough for me! PFTalkMeatResponseAck I know, man. I got bills to pay! PFTalkMeatResponseAck We gotta get some action around here. PFTalkMeatResponseAck Seriously. It's been dry as hell. PFTalkMeatResponseAck Christ, I know. Ever since those caravans went and hired some decent mercs, we haven't caught a damn thing. PFTalkMeatResponseAck I hear that. PFTalkMeatResponseAck Seriously. Eulogy's been bitchin' up a storm. PFTalkMeatResponseAck Yeah, I hear that Carolina Red hasn't even been able to get any good meat. PFTalkMeatResponseNegative I ended up with a pack of heroes. They tried to escape. We ended up just having to put 'em down. PFTalkMeatResponseNegative I thought we were gonna have a pretty good catch, but they ended up getting' sick before we could bring 'em back. PFTalkMeatResponseNegative Little fuckers got away from us. PFTalkMeatResponseNegative We didn't catch a damn thing. PFTalkMeatResponseNegative Worse every year. Are we running out of Wastelanders or something? PFTalkMeatResponseNegative Nada. PFTalkMeatResponseNegative Pretty damn shitty. You know how it's been. PFTalkMeatResponsePositive I ended up selling that one dude to the Raiders from Evergreen Mills! PFTalkMeatResponsePositive Not too bad. A couple of deadbeat buyers though. PFTalkMeatResponsePositive Not too bad, man. Not too bad... PFTalkMeatResponsePositive It could be worse. PFTalkMeatResponsePositive Honestly? Not too bad. Can't say the same for others though... PFTalkMeatResponsePositive Considering how bad it's been around here, I'm not unhappy. PFTalkProntoEulogyJones1 I'm doin' pretty good, Eulogy. The guys have bought a ton of stock lately -- there somethin' big goin' down? PFTalkProntoEulogyJones1 Not, bad, Eulogy. Not bad at all. These boys of your just keep buyin' and buyin'. You got them getting' ready for a war or something? PFTalkProntoEulogyJones2 Haha! Could be, but I wouldn't tell you even if I knew. You got my money? PFTalkProntoEulogyJones2 Nothing that I know about. All I'm interested in is my cut. PFTalkProntoEulogyJones3 Got it right here, man. Enjoy. PFTalkProntoEulogyJones3 Right here, bro. Spend it in good health. PFTalkProntoEulogyJones4 You're good people, Pronto. Later. PFTalkProntoEulogyJones4 I'll do that. Later, Pronto. PFTalkRichterGrouse1 You always say that. Are you ever not bored? PFTalkRichterGrouse1 You're always bored. There could be another great war out here and you'd be complaining about being bored. PFTalkRichterGrouse2 I don't see where that's a problem. PFTalkRichterGrouse2 So? I like to keep myself busy, so what? PFTalkRichterGrouse3 I'm just saying, sometimes you've got to appreciate the small things. PFTalkRichterGrouse3 It's just that if you're bored all the time, you're not appreciating how good we have it. PFTalkRichterGrouse4 You're kidding, right? You have to be. PFTalkRichterGrouse4 How about you appreciate my foot up your ass? PFTalkYmirCarolinaRed1 That's my boy! Just like his dad! Hearty and full of life! Haha! PFTalkYmirCarolinaRed1 Wasn't he, though! I am proud of him! You'd swear he was a professional drunk, just like his dad! PFTalkYmirCarolinaRed2 Yeah. Wow. And what boy doesn't want to grow up to be like his dad? Especially your boy. PFTalkYmirCarolinaRed2 I don't know if that's something he should really be... you know... trying for. PFTalkYmirCarolinaRed3 I know! He's the best son a Slaver could ever want! PFTalkYmirCarolinaRed3 Exactly! Haha! PFTalkYmirJotun1 What is it, my boy? PFTalkYmirJotun2 Nothing father. Enjoy your drink. PFTalkYmirJotun3 Ha! I think I will. And that is why you are the best boy a Slaver could ever ask for. PFTalkYmirSlaverDrink1 I'll get Frank to pour us a few cold ones! HAHAHA! Hey Frank! Two drinks over here! HAHAHAHA! PFTalkYmirSlaverDrink1 Better yet, how about five? PFTalkYmirSlaverDrink1 Do I ever say no? PFTalkYmirSlaverDrink1 Only if you're buying! PFTalkYmirSlaverDrink1 ALWAYS! PFYmir Does it matter? It only matters where I am, and that is here. PFYmir I have my boy, my friends, plenty of caps, and strong drink! PFYmir Why would the past matter when now is so good? PFYmirBartender He put water in my vodka to make more caps from me. Make the drink weak and try to charge me more! PFYmirBartender Maybe the next bartender, he won't be so stupid, eh? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Pickpocket Thief! Pickpocket I'm being robbed! Pickpocket Have you no decency? Pickpocket Alarm! We have a thief! Pickpocket Hey! Those are mine! Pickpocket How dare you! Pickpocket Are you for real? Pickpocket Wow. You're so screwed. Pickpocket What? You touchin' my stuff? Pickpocket Oh no you didn't. Pickpocket Get your hand outta' there! Pickpocket Wha? You out of your mind? Pickpocket Are you out of your fucking mind? Pickpocket You have a death wish or something? Pickpocket Crime detected. Death sentence authorized by judicial circuits. Pickpocket It's a shame that you had to do that. Pickpocket Unauthorized materials requisition detected. Pickpocket The class of people I'm forced to associate with these days just keeps falling. Pickpocket Please tell me that you did not just do what I think you did! Pickpocket Just like every other thieving mungo. Pickpocket There's a reason why we don't let mungos in here. Pickpocket Thought I wouldn't notice your fat fingers going through my pockets? Pickpocket You think you can just come in here and take my stuff? Pickpocket You dirty sneak! Give me that back! Pickpocket You must think I'm pretty stupid. Pickpocket What in God's name has gotten into you? Pickpocket Did you just try to... pick my pocket? My God, son.... Pickpocket Did you just try to... pick my pocket? My God.... Pickpocket Hey! What are you doing? Pickpocket Is this how I raised you? To steal from me? Pickpocket Keep that up, you're gonna end up wearin' a collar. Pickpocket Really now. What are you thinking? Pickpocket Are you stupid, you big shit-butt? Pickpocket ...the hell you doin', mungo? Pickpocket You will cease at once. Pickpocket What do you think you're doing? Stop that! Pickpocket Stop that at once! Pickpocket Hey! Only my bitches are allowed in my pants! Pickpocket Give that back! Pickpocket You find anything you like in those pockets? Huh? Pickpocket Get your fuckin' hands out of my pockets. Pickpocket Please keep your hands to yourself. Pickpocket Damnit. Keep your hands to yourself! Pickpocket If you wish to keep all your fingers, you'll keep them to yourself. Pickpocket Hey now! Cut that out! Pickpocket Kindly remove your grubby hands from my pockets. Pickpocket Guards! Pickpocket Get your fucking hands out of my stuff. Pickpocket Aw, baby. A little to the right. Hey, that's not my...why you little thief! Pickpocket That's stealing! Pickpocket You're in trouble now! Pickpocket Help, he's robbing me! Pickpocket Help, she's robbing me! Pickpocket Thief! Pickpocket A pickpocket! Pickpocket Stop! Thief! Pickpocket You can't do that! Pickpocket You stole that! PickpocketNoCrime Honey. If you wanted it that badly, you could have just asked. PickpocketNoCrime Son. If you wanted it that badly, you could have just asked. PLAYERDESTROYOBJECT Was that really necessary? PLAYERDESTROYOBJECT I certainly didn't raise you to behave like that. PLAYERDESTROYOBJECT That was uncalled for. PLAYERDESTROYOBJECT Be more careful, will you? PlayerDyingBreathEndgame Gaassp... PlayerDyingBreathEndgame Huuuhhhhh... PlayerDyingBreathEndgame Hhhuuuhh... PLAYERFIREWEAPON Whoa! Are you like... some kind of crazy person? PLAYERFIREWEAPON Do that again! PLAYERFIREWEAPON Cool. Can I try? PLAYERFIREWEAPON Whoa, whoa! Careful! PLAYERFIREWEAPON Hey, knock it off! PLAYERFIREWEAPON Watch it! PLAYERFIREWEAPON Not so close! PLAYERFIREWEAPON I hope you know what you're doing. PLAYERFIREWEAPON Cut it out, will you? PLAYERFIREWEAPON What are you doing? That's dangerous! PLAYERFIREWEAPON Stop that! Someone could get hurt. PLAYERINIRONSITES Put that away. Unless you plan on using it. PLAYERINIRONSITES I've had guns leveled at me before. If you are wise, you will pause to consider that I am still around to talk about it. PLAYERINIRONSITES Only small men require guns to do their persuading. PLAYERINIRONSITES Most civilized people consider waving guns around to be rather uncouth. PLAYERINIRONSITES Why don't you put that away? Or do I need to give you a lesson in manners? PLAYERINIRONSITES You're not going to shoot me, are you? PLAYERINIRONSITES Is that loaded? Let me try it! PLAYERINIRONSITES Hey, I can almost see right down the barrel! PLAYERINIRONSITES Don't point that thing at me. PLAYERINIRONSITES Hey, knock it off. PLAYERINIRONSITES What do you think you're doing? PLAYERINIRONSITES Be careful with that! PLAYERINIRONSITES That's not a good idea. PLAYERINIRONSITES Easy there. PLAYERINIRONSITES Watch where you point that. PLAYERINIRONSITES That's not a toy, you know. PLAYERINIRONSITES Now's not really the time for that, is it? PLAYERJUMP Hey, there's no jumping in the capitol. PLAYERJUMP Getting some exercise, are we? PLAYERKNOCKOVEROBJECTS Watch it, will you? PLAYERKNOCKOVEROBJECTS Oh come on. Pay more attention to what you're doing. PLAYERKNOCKOVEROBJECTS Cut it out. PLAYERKNOCKOVEROBJECTS Hey, be more careful! PLAYERKNOCKOVEROBJECTS Why don't you look where you're going? PLAYERKNOCKOVEROBJECTS What's the big idea? PLAYERKNOCKOVEROBJECTS Please be careful. PLAYERKNOCKOVEROBJECTS A bit clumsy today, are we? PLAYERKNOCKOVEROBJECTS Watch where you're going. PLAYERLAYMINE You know what you're doing there? PLAYERLAYMINE Whoa now. Be careful with that thing. PLAYERLAYMINE Don't blow yourself up, okay? PLAYERLAYMINE You sure that's a good idea? PLAYERLAYMINE I hope you know what you're doing. PLAYERLAYMINE Be careful with that. PLAYERLAYMINE I trust you know what you're doing. PLAYERLOCKEDOBJECT Tamper with that, and we're going to have a problem. PLAYERLOCKEDOBJECT I really hope you're not thinking of breaking into there. PLAYERLOCKEDOBJECT It's locked for a reason. Don't get any ideas. PLAYERLOCKEDOBJECT Yes, that's locked. And yes, I can see you eyeing it... PLAYERLOCKEDOBJECT Don't even think of breaking into that. PLAYERLOCKEDOBJECT That's secure for a reason. PLAYERLOCKEDOBJECT Hands off. PLAYERLOCKEDOBJECT Leave that alone. PLAYERLOCKEDOBJECT That's not yours. PLAYERLOCKEDOBJECT I don't think that belongs to you. PLAYERLOCKEDOBJECT Is that yours? PLAYERLOCKEDOBJECT I don't think you should mess with that. PLAYERPICKPOCKET Keep your hands to yourself. PLAYERPICKPOCKET Not a good idea. PLAYERPICKPOCKET What do you think you're doing? PLAYERPICKPOCKET I can see what you're doing, you know. PLAYERPICKPOCKET I don't think I have anything you'd want. PLAYERPICKPOCKET Don't touch me. PLAYERPICKPOCKET Don't even think about it. PLAYERPICKPOCKET What do you think you're doing? PLAYERPICKPOCKET I'm watching you. PLAYERPICKPOCKET Keep your hands to yourself. PLAYERPICKPOCKET You won't get away with that. PLAYERPICKPOCKET Not a good idea. PLAYERSWINGMELEEWEAPON Can I try that? Just for a minute? Please? PLAYERSWINGMELEEWEAPON I used to have one just like that. PLAYERSWINGMELEEWEAPON Neat. What else you got? PLAYERSWINGMELEEWEAPON Watch where you're swinging that, will you? PLAYERSWINGMELEEWEAPON Is that really necessary? PLAYERSWINGMELEEWEAPON Hey, knock it off. PLAYERSWINGMELEEWEAPON Why don't you go swing that somewhere else? PLAYERSWINGMELEEWEAPON Careful with that. PLAYERSWINGMELEEWEAPON Stop doing that so close to me. PLAYERSWINGMELEEWEAPON Would you stop screwing around? PLAYERSWINGMELEEWEAPON Watch it, will you? PLAYERTHROWGRENADE Take cover! PLAYERTHROWGRENADE Watch out! PLAYERTHROWGRENADE Look out! PLAYERTHROWGRENADE What are you doing? PLAYERTHROWGRENADE Grenade! PLAYERTHROWGRENADE Take cover! PLAYERTHROWGRENADE Look out! PLAYERZKEYOBJECT Oh come on. Cut it out. PLAYERZKEYOBJECT Put that down, will you? PLAYERZKEYOBJECT Give it a rest, will you? PLAYERZKEYOBJECT Is that really necessary? PLAYERZKEYOBJECT Are you having fun with that? PLAYERZKEYOBJECT You're easily amused, eh? PLAYERZKEYOBJECT What are you going to do with that? PLAYERZKEYOBJECT Does that belong to you? PLAYERZKEYOBJECT You're kind of weird. PLAYERZKEYOBJECT Do you know where that's been? PLAYERZKEYOBJECT Is that really necessary? postMS16Greeting1A Here's to raising hell and living the good life out here! Cheers! postMS16Greeting1A Now all we need is a gang, and we could take over this whole Wasteland! postMS16Greeting1B Ah, you know you can't keep a Tunnel Snake cooped up forever! We gotta be free, and your little visit was just the inspiration I needed! postMS16Greeting1B So here's to sweet, glorious freedom! Cheers! postMS16Greeting1B Same way anyone does. By being too cool to stop anywhere else! I didn't see a thing in the wasteland that was a match for a bona fide Tunnel Snake! postMS16Greeting1B So, here's to freedom and rocking the Wasteland! Drink up! postMS16Greeting1C No such luck, sucker! Life ain't worth living without Butch around, and you can't keep a Tunnel Snake down. postMS16Greeting1C But if you're lucky, you can hold my empties. Here. PowerAttack Yeeaah! PowerAttack Heearrh! PowerAttack You're mine! PowerAttack Yeaaaaaaahhhhgh! PowerAttack Wake up... time to die! PowerAttack Don't say I didn't warn you! PowerAttack Enforcing peace and justice with maximum force. PowerAttack The Mechanist regrets this necessary use of violence. PowerAttack You want to get close, huh? Huh?! PowerAttack Want to dance, meat? Let's dance! PowerAttack I'm gonna eat your heart, you piece of shit! PowerAttack
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PowerAttack Got somethin' for ya! PowerAttack Yeeeaaagghh! PowerAttack Huuuurrrrgggghhhh! PowerAttack I strike this blow for science! PowerAttack Take this, you miserable wretch! PowerAttack I'll cut ya! PowerAttack I'm a blade man! PowerAttack Haargh! PowerAttack Haargh! PowerAttack Huurrraghh! PowerAttack Ha! PowerAttack Rrrraaahhh! PowerAttack Yaargh! PowerAttack Grrrraah! PowerAttack Huurrraghh! PowerAttack Rrrraaahhh! PowerAttack Yaargh! PowerAttack Grrrraah! PowerAttack Break you! PowerAttack Rrrraaaggh! PowerAttack Huuurrrggghhh! PowerAttack Here it comes! PowerAttack Smashie, smashie! PowerAttack Yaaaagh! Radio101DistressMessage1 It feels like you left home a long time ago, but I know you're still out there. I just hope you're still alive to hear this. Radio101DistressMessage2 Things got worse after you left. My father's gone mad with power. If you can hear this, please stop looking for your dad and help stop mine. Radio101DistressMessage2 Things got worse after you left. 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RadioEnclaveSpeech1A Imagine, a perfect, cloudless day. The sun is warm, welcoming. RadioEnclaveSpeech1A That's right, America. Before we were devastated by atomic war, each state had its OWN professional baseball team. RadioEnclaveSpeech1A I am referring, of course, to our great national pastime - baseball. Or so it had been. RadioEnclaveSpeech1A I've been thinking quite a bit lately about something we can all relate to, something that is unquestionably, inescapably� American. RadioEnclaveSpeech2A A place to truly call... home. RadioEnclaveSpeech2A Of course you do. As President of the United States, you have my solemn pledge that I will never rest, NEVER rest, until we all have what we deserve. RadioEnclaveSpeech2A Don't you, my darling America, deserve that? Don't you deserve a future free of war, and fear, and terrible uncertainty? RadioEnclaveSpeech2A Rest assured, I will not make the mistakes of my predecessors. When John Henry Eden builds a country, he builds it to last. The American way. RadioEnclaveSpeech2A Our intrepid leaders had everything they wanted. Power. Wealth. Prestige. And it made them lazy, America. Oh yes. And laziness breeds stupidity. RadioEnclaveSpeech2A The answer is really quite simple. Incompetence. Incompetence at the highest echelons of power. We put our trust, our faith, in halfwits. RadioEnclaveSpeech2A The Capital Wasteland... How did it come to this, America? How did your leaders allow the most powerful nation on Earth� to die? RadioEnclaveSpeech2A Indeed, the very seat of the federal government, Washington D.C., has been reduced to what is now known as the "Capital Wasteland." RadioEnclaveSpeech2A We live in an age of poverty, greed, violence... destruction. RadioEnclaveSpeech3A Democracy, dear America. Democracy, now... and forever. RadioEnclaveSpeech3A And that person will have our full faith and confidence, and carry our collective values forward, into the future. RadioEnclaveSpeech3A Of course, when the time comes, when my term is up, America will be free to elect a new President. RadioEnclaveSpeech3A But rest assured, I am your President because the appropriate people of this great nation decided I should be! I AM your duly elected representative. RadioEnclaveSpeech3A Unfortunately, in the interest of national security, I'm not at liberty to discuss the details of the election. You understand. RadioEnclaveSpeech3A To that I must answer of course! Of course I was elected, sweet America! Isn't the right to vote the very foundation of a democracy? RadioEnclaveSpeech3A Or, whether or not I had been elected at all! RadioEnclaveSpeech3A The question has been raised, I know, as to just how I came to be elected to this most illustrious office. RadioEnclaveSpeech3A It's time we discussed something rather important. The issue at hand is, well, my presidency. RadioEnclaveSpeech4A The Enclave will restore peace, order, and prosperity to this great nation. And those who oppose us will be� removed. Forever. RadioEnclaveSpeech4A Lawlessness, terror, murder. They're all around us, I know. I know. But not for long, sweet America. Not for long. Oh no. RadioEnclaveSpeech4A And last but not least, the hideously mutated Super Mutants that have completely overrun the entire downtown D.C. area. RadioEnclaveSpeech4A What about the Slavers of Paradise falls? The frighteningly irradiated ghouls of Underworld? RadioEnclaveSpeech4A And don't be fooled, America. Those who have left the Brotherhood of Steel, branded Outcasts, are just as dangerous. Even more so, being in exile. RadioEnclaveSpeech4A Criminals who have had the audacity to claim this country's most important military installation, the Pentagon, as their own personal clubhouse! RadioEnclaveSpeech4A These power-armored boy scouts are nothing more than common criminals with access to some antiquated technology. RadioEnclaveSpeech4A The so-called "Brotherhood of Steel." Don't be fooled by their pseudo-knightly nonsense or supposed connections to the United States Army. RadioEnclaveSpeech4A There are, of course, the Raiders. Those anarchistic ruffians who roam the wastes, preying on any an all, stealing, murdering. Beasts. RadioEnclaveSpeech4A Let's take a tally of these agitators, shall we? RadioEnclaveSpeech4A These radical malcontents don't care about you. They don't care about America. All they care about is fulfilling their own selfish desires. RadioEnclaveSpeech4A Did you know, there are those amongst us who would shatter our hopes for peace, order, and security? RadioEnclaveSpeech5A The values of our past... shall be the foundation of our future. RadioEnclaveSpeech5A We will rebuild the American family, as it was, as it was meant to be! RadioEnclaveSpeech5A We will match up the destitute, orphaned children of the Capital Wasteland with qualified, eligible adults. RadioEnclaveSpeech5A The Enclave will restore every American school, reinstate every youth program, and offer counseling and financial assistance to any family in need. RadioEnclaveSpeech5A That changes! Right here! Right now! From this moment onward, the children of this great nation are its highest priority! RadioEnclaveSpeech5A We both know the answer, don't we? None. America's children live a terrifying, meaningless existence. There is no hope. No happiness. RadioEnclaveSpeech5A So let me ask you, America. How many of your children can say the same? How many of this nation's youth are truly happy, truly carefree? RadioEnclaveSpeech5A It was, for a little boy, the perfect existence. RadioEnclaveSpeech5A Oh, the adventures we had! From Knob Creek to Hodgenville we roamed, carefree and courageous, irresponsible and completely inseparable. RadioEnclaveSpeech5A When I was a child, growing up in rural Kentucky, I had the best friend a boy could hope for -- my dear old dog, Honey. RadioEnclaveSpeech6A One Enclave. One America. Now... and forever. RadioEnclaveSpeech6A But only together, TOGETHER, can we hope to reach our full potential. The way we were before the war. Whole. Beautiful. Powerful. RadioEnclaveSpeech6A So, as your President, I am the voice, I am the heart and soul, of the Enclave. That is to say, I am the voice, heart, and soul... of America. RadioEnclaveSpeech6A And, well, yes... the Enclave is me, as well. Ha ha ha. As your President, it's my responsibility to preside over our great democracy. RadioEnclaveSpeech6A Just who is the Enclave? Why, that's simple. The Enclave is you, America. The Enclave is your sister, your aunt, your friend, your neighbor. RadioEnclaveSpeech6A Let's talk about government, shall we? Or, more specifically, YOUR government, dear America - the Enclave. RadioEnclaveSpeech7A Music placeholder. RadioEnclaveSpeech7A So celebrate! Sing out! America is back! America IS beautiful! RadioEnclaveSpeech7A Just a little bit more time. That's all we need until the purifier is ready for continual operation. And then, your thirst will truly be quenched! RadioEnclaveSpeech7A Imagine, America - millions, MILLIONS of gallons of water, made fresh, clean, and completely pure. In a matter of minutes! And it's all for you! RadioEnclaveSpeech7A For years, Enclave scientists have been hard at work on the most ambitious scientific endeavor the world has ever seen! Project Purity! RadioEnclaveSpeech7A Well I'm going to tell you, right here, right now, those days are at an end! The Enclave is back, America, and we've brought clean water with us! RadioEnclaveSpeech7A But that's not really living, is it? You're simply existing, America. Postponing death for a day or two. RadioEnclaveSpeech7A Maybe you've got a makeshift purifier that cleans one glass of dirty water a day. Or you sip from an ancient faucet in an abandoned subway restroom. RadioEnclaveSpeech7A Water is the foundation of life. But here in the Capital Wasteland, indeed in the entire country, water is polluted. Irradiated. Deadly. RadioEnclaveSpeech7A You're thirsty, aren't you America? Not for knowledge or power, no. I'm not speaking metaphorically. You're thirsty for clean, fresh water. Hmm? RadioEnclaveSpeech8A Together, we'll restore the glory of this great nation. One problem at a time. RadioEnclaveSpeech8A Very good, Colonel. Very good! So there you have it, my darling America. Enclave troops are now in your neighborhoods, in your lives, in your hearts. RadioEnclaveSpeech8A Just stay out of the way and let us do our job. Interfere with the Enclave's mission, and you will be dealt with. Harshly. RadioEnclaveSpeech8A When you see the Enclave, you see the United States government. We are authorized to restore order and civility, by any means necessary. RadioEnclaveSpeech8A People of the Capital Wasteland. I am Colonel Autumn. By now, you have encountered Enclave troops in your towns, in your settlements. RadioEnclaveSpeech8A Thank you, Mr. President. RadioEnclaveSpeech8A But let's hear from the man himself, shall we? America, I give you - Colonel Augustus Autumn! RadioEnclaveSpeech8A These fine men and women, under the command of the stalwart Colonel Augustus Autumn, have one mission: the restoration of American peace and order. RadioEnclaveSpeech8A The Enclave is back, America! And no, not just on your radio. Right now Enclave troops are patrolling the Capital Wasteland! RadioEnclaveSpeech9A God bless the Enclave! God bless America! RadioEnclaveSpeech9A I am President John Henry Eden, and this is my pledge -- no one, NO ONE will take this great nation away from me! RadioEnclaveSpeech9A The Brotherhood of Steel will fail! All those who oppose the Enclave will fail! RadioEnclaveSpeech9A Let them come! Wave upon traitorous wave will crash against the Enclave's walls! RadioEnclaveSpeech9A It is only a matter of time before the traitors march on the purifier, and attempt to take it by force. RadioEnclaveSpeech9A The Brotherhood of Steel, in their arrogance, has claimed Project Purity as their own! They would steal the Enclave's work, steal America's water! RadioEnclaveSpeech9A Even as I speak these words, fearless Enclave soldiers are fortifying their positions at the great water purifier, bracing for an inevitable assault. RadioEnclaveSpeech9A In short, my dearest America - we are at war. RadioEnclaveSpeech9A Our great nation once more threatens to crumble, to topple into the sea of lawlessness and despair that have ruled us all for over 200 years. RadioEnclaveSpeechGoodbye Reflect upon all I have said, my America. Reflect and wait. For soon this great nation will be reborn, and the Enclave will be its salvation. RadioEnclaveSpeechGoodbye And now, dearest America, we must say farewell. For there is much work to be done, and the Enclave never rests. Never. RadioEnclaveSpeechGoodbye But for now, my America, we must part. Restoring the greatest country in the world to its former glory, well. That takes time, even for the Enclave. RadioEnclaveSpeechGoodbye So remember, America. The Enclave is working around the clock to return this country to greatness. All you need is a little patience, a little faith. RadioEnclaveSpeechGoodbye We've got to part now, you and I, but don't be sad, America. The Enclave is working tirelessly to rebuild this great nation, so you don't have to. RadioEnclaveSpeechIntro Hello, my beautiful America. This is President Eden, and it's time we had a talk. RadioEnclaveSpeechIntro Hello again, America the magnificent. This is President Eden, and I was hoping we could talk. RadioEnclaveSpeechIntro Sweet America. Hello again. This is President Eden, and I'd like to have a chat. RadioEnclaveSpeechIntro Greetings, dearest America. This is your President, John Henry Eden. Let's chat, shall we? RadioEnclaveSpeechIntro Greetings again, sweet America. This is President John Henry Eden, and I'd like to chat, if you've got a moment. RadioEnclaveSpeechIntro Hello again, America. This is John Henry Eden, your President. There are some things we should talk about, if that's all right. RadioEnclaveStationAddress This is President Eden, and you're listening to Enclave Radio -- the Voice of America. RadioEnclaveStationAddress I'm President John Henry Eden and you're listening to Enclave Radio -- the voice of warmth and reason in this cold, unreasonable world. RadioEnclaveStationAddress You're listening to Enclave Radio. I'm John Henry Eden, President of the Enclave, President of America, President... of your heart. RadioEnclaveStationAddress This is Enclave Radio, with your host -- me! President John Henry Eden. RadioGNRDashwoodClose Be sure and tune in next time, for another exciting adventure of me, Herbert "Daring" Dashwood, and my stalwart Ghoul manservant Argyle! RadioGNRDashwoodEp1
RadioGNRDashwoodEp1 Argyle, old friend. I think I'm in love... RadioGNRDashwoodEp1 Penelope Chase, fortune hunter. You can buy me a beer later. Now let's cut this shindig short and get the bloody hell out of here! Come on! RadioGNRDashwoodEp1 Now, now, Argyle! No need to be hasty. We owe this young lady our thanks. Miss... RadioGNRDashwoodEp1 Wait a minute! We do the rescuing around here, sister. RadioGNRDashwoodEp1 You boys all right? I busted out of that box and was almost home free when I noticed your predicament. RadioGNRDashwoodEp1 Drop the steel, you Slaver scumbag.
RadioGNRDashwoodEp1 Hands up, chumps. Nobody escapes from Paradise Falls. Now let's move back to the pen, nice and slow, before... RadioGNRDashwoodEp1 Child's play, boss.
Okay lady, you're rescued. Now let's get out of... What? Boss, it's empty!
RadioGNRDashwoodEp1 Ha ha! Now, the door. RadioGNRDashwoodEp1 Lotus... kick! Yieee!! Ugh! RadioGNRDashwoodEp1 Huh? RadioGNRDashwoodEp1 Allow me.
Hey fella, got a light?
RadioGNRDashwoodEp1 All right. She's locked in there. They call it... "the box." First, we need to remove that guard... RadioGNRDashwoodEp1
RadioGNRDashwoodEp1 Sigh. Always with the dames. RadioGNRDashwoodEp1 Not so fast, my flesh-rotten friend! That girl we came in with. We're the only chance she's got. Come on! RadioGNRDashwoodEp1 Don't thank me yet, boss. We still need to get out of here. Let's go! While the guard's away from the front gate! RadioGNRDashwoodEp1 Argyle, you magnificent bastard! You did it! RadioGNRDashwoodEp1 So little faith, boss. I could disarm this Slaver junk with my eyes closed. One second...
there! Now for yours... stand still!
RadioGNRDashwoodEp1 Today's episode - escape from Paradise Falls! RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 Quite right, old Chum. Save those questions, Miss Chase. If we survive what happens next, I may even answer them! RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 Boss, that sounds like a kid screaming! And it's coming from those ruins! RadioGNRDashwoodEp2
RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 Oh, I don't know, Daring. For example, that name of yours. I happen to like "Herbert." Why the... RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 Ahh, now, Argyle old chum. Let's not, um, bore the beautiful Miss Chase with those ancient exploits. RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 With all due respect, boss - you didn't. If you remember, it was me who got you out of that little "situation" in... RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 Are you kidding, my dear? Argyle has saved my skin more times than I care to remember. I hardly know how I got by before I met him. RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 My my, Argyle. You are rather resourceful for a Ghoul, aren't you? RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 Heh heh. The old "Shady Sands Shuffle." It sure brings me back. You two smoothskins okay? RadioGNRDashwoodEp2
RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 It's not what he's taking out my dear, but rather what he's putting in. Duck and Covveerrr! RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 Why is your Ghoul friend picking their pockets? This is no time for sticky fingers, Daring! RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 Now see here, you hulking horrors! This young lady has been through quite enough for one day! Holster your weapons or... RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 Out of the frying pan... RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 Super Mutants! RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 Stupid human! Shut up now!
You come with us now!
RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 Ha! Now that's what this Wasteland needs - more women with spunk and explosives! So tell me, Penelope, what's the next stop on... RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 And by "disrupt" I mean "blow up." RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 My friends call me Penelope, and let's just say those Slavers don't take too kindly to people disrupting their caravans. RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 So, Ms. Chase... How did you come to be, ahh... "held up" in Paradise Falls? RadioGNRDashwoodEp2
RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 Ha! That'll teach those Slaver slimebags to follow us. Looks like that's the last of them, boss. RadioGNRDashwoodEp2
RadioGNRDashwoodEp2 Today's episode - Super Mutant Mayhem! RadioGNRDashwoodEp3 Looks like I've gotten us into one heck of a pickle, Argyle old chum. One heck of a pickle indeed... RadioGNRDashwoodEp3 Quite right. We've been trying to capture these Rockopolis rodents for years. Never could have done it without you, Daring. RadioGNRDashwoodEp3 I knew it! I knew this dame was no good! But it's worse than I thought. She's the Black Widow! The leader of the Slavers! RadioGNRDashwoodEp3 Jabber all you want. In about 30 seconds, my associates from Paradise Falls will join us. RadioGNRDashwoodEp3 Here I thought we were friends. And now you have a gun in my face. Bad form, Miss Chase. Bad form. RadioGNRDashwoodEp3 Oh, I don't know, Daring darling. I find the ghoul's instincts to be... frighteningly accurate. RadioGNRDashwoodEp3 Ignore my manservant's mutterings, Penelope. He has a penchant for the dramatic you see. Why one time... RadioGNRDashwoodEp3 Listen to yourself, boss! This is Rockopolis! One of the safest places in the Wasteland, and you just showed a stranger where it is! RadioGNRDashwoodEp3 Oh, no, Miss Chase! I can assure you, this will be our special place. RadioGNRDashwoodEp3 Now that's what I call a getaway, Daring! So tell me, do you take all your girlfriends here? RadioGNRDashwoodEp3 Just over here! This large boulder! And now... the secret knock. And... voila! RadioGNRDashwoodEp3 So you do know where it is! Well come on then, those Super Mutants can't be far behind! RadioGNRDashwoodEp3 Now now, old chum! Miss Chase is hardly going to violate the secrets of Rockopolis. Isn't that right, Miss Chase? Besides, necessity calls! RadioGNRDashwoodEp3 Boss! That's privileged information! You can't just... RadioGNRDashwoodEp3 Turns out you're in good company, Miss Chase. Argyle and I are old friends of Rockopolis. Know the secret knock and everything! RadioGNRDashwoodEp3 In those hills up there! Isn't that where the hidden village of Rockopolis is located? If only we knew where it was... RadioGNRDashwoodEp3 Well, those Super Mutants are persistent if nothing else! A word of advice - keep running! RadioGNRDashwoodEp3 Today's episode -- In the Black Widow's Web! RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 Best hurry, old chum... I can't hang on... much longer... I think this could be the end... of... RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 Boss! Don't worry, I'm coming! RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 Child's play, you withering worry wort! Watch... tthhiiss. Woooaaaahhh!! RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 They're gaining on us boss! That cliff up ahead - you think you can jump it? You ain't as spry as you used to be... RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 This way, Argyle! Into the caves! It's our only chance! (sound of running) RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 Citizens of Rockopolis! Destroy these interlopers! RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 Warm welcome's over boss! Time to scram! RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 Dashwwwooooddd! RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 Inspired you to tighten your defenses? RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 Slavers? You led the Slavers here? To Rockopolis? You idiots! Do you realize what you've done! RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 She's the least of your worries, Craggy. In a few seconds, the Slavers are gonna be breaking down your rocky front door! RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 Herbert Dashwood? Ugh... I should have known. But who is this... this dead woman? And... is that her... heart? RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 Oh magnificent King Crag, fearless leader of Rockopolis! It's me, Daring! Daring Dashwood? RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 What is the meaning of this?! RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 Your kung fu skills may be unparalleled, old chum, but your comic delivery leaves something to be desired... RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 Ah, I always knew this broad was heartless. Get it, boss? Heartless? RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 Good God, Argyle! You... You ripped out her heart! RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 Aggghhhh! RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 Funny business? Miss Chase, you hurt my feelings. I mean, there ain't nothin' funny about... the Eagle Clawwww!!! RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 Just ease away, zombie. No funny business... RadioGNRDashwoodEp4 Today's episode - Between Rockopolis and a Hard Place! RadioGNRDashwoodLeadIn You're listening to the adventures of me, Herbert "Daring" Dashwood, and my stalwart Ghoul manservant Argyle! RadioGNRDashwoodLeadIn You're listening to the adventures of me, Herbert "Daring" Dashwood, and my stalwart Ghoul manservant Argyle! RadioGNRDashwoodLeadIn You're listening to the adventures of me, Herbert "Daring" Dashwood, and my stalwart Ghoul manservant Argyle! RadioGNRDashwoodLeadIn You're listening to the adventures of me, Herbert "Daring" Dashwood, and my stalwart Ghoul manservant Argyle! RadioGNRMusicExtroSpecific That was Billie Holiday with "Crazy He Calls Me." RadioGNRMusicExtroSpecific That was Billie Holiday with "Easy Living." RadioGNRMusicExtroSpecific That was Danny Kaye and the Andrew Sisters with "Civilization." RadioGNRMusicExtroSpecific That was Ella Fitzgerald with "Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall." RadioGNRMusicExtroSpecific That was Tex Beneke with "A Wonderful Guy." RadioGNRMusicExtroSpecific That was Cole Porter with "Anything Goes." RadioGNRMusicExtroSpecific That was the Ink Spots, with "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire." RadioGNRMusicExtroSpecific That was the Ink Spots, with "Maybe." RadioGNRMusicExtroSpecific That was Bob Crosby with "Happy Times." RadioGNRMusicExtroSpecific That was Bob Crosby with "Way Back Home." RadioGNRMusicExtroSpecific That was Roy Brown with "Butcher Pete." RadioGNRMusicExtroSpecific That was Roy Brown with "Mighty Mighty Man." RadioGNRMusicIntroGeneric Now... some music. RadioGNRMusicIntroGeneric And now... some music. RadioGNRMusicIntroSpecific It's Cole Porter and "Anything Goes." RadioGNRMusicIntroSpecific Here's Tex Beneke with... "A Wonderful Guy." RadioGNRMusicIntroSpecific It's the "First Lady of Song" herself, Miss Ella Fitzgerald, telling us that, "Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall." Ain't that the truth, sister. RadioGNRMusicIntroSpecific Here's Danny Kaye and Andrew Sisters, crooning about - what else? - "Civilization." RadioGNRMusicIntroSpecific How about some "Easy Living," from everyone' favorite songstress, Billie Holiday? RadioGNRMusicIntroSpecific It's Billie Holiday with... "Crazy He Calls Me." RadioGNRMusicIntroSpecific Up next is Roy Brown, tellin' us all about that, "Mighty Mighty Man." RadioGNRMusicIntroSpecific It's Roy Brown, singin' about the one, the only, "Butcher Pete"! RadioGNRMusicIntroSpecific This is Bob Crosby, takin' us, "Way Back Home." RadioGNRMusicIntroSpecific Here's Bob Crosby, singin' to us all about, "Happy Times." RadioGNRMusicIntroSpecific It's the Ink Spots, and "Maybe." RadioGNRMusicIntroSpecific This is the Ink Spots, with their timeless classic, "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire." RadioGNRNewsLink Seems we've got a bit of news. Just listen to this. RadioGNRNewsLink News time, children. RadioGNRNewsLink We interrupt our regularly scheduled program for some news. RadioGNRNewsLink Ah yes, time for the news. RadioGNRNewsLink And here's... me! With the news. RadioGNRNewsLink Got lots of stuff goin' down in Post Apocalyptia these days. Here some of the latest news. RadioGNRNewsPost Sigh. I think we've lost this one, folks. Good kid goes bad, it's the story of the Wasteland, right? It's a sad, sad day for us all. RadioGNRNewsPost Kid, if you're listening? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice - fuck you, you worthless piece of shit. RadioGNRNewsPost The kid from Vault 101 had ole Three Dog fooled. I had her pegged as one of the good guys and then, BAM -- she goes and acts all... evil. RadioGNRNewsPost The kid from Vault 101 had ole Three Dog fooled. I had him pegged as one of the good guys and then, BAM -- he goes and acts all... evil. RadioGNRNewsPost Is there not one human being with a shred of decency left in this entire back-asswards Wasteland? RadioGNRNewsPost Why? Why why why why why? Aggh! Faithful listeners, I'm disappointed. And you should be too. RadioGNRNewsPost Again with the evil kid doing good things. I ask you, folks - has a soul been saved? Keep fighting the Good Fight, kid. We're rootin' for ya. RadioGNRNewsPost Kid, if you're listening - you did a good thing. Please, for all our sakes, keep it up. There are enough evil assholes out there already. RadioGNRNewsPost But now, for some miraculous reason, She's had a change of heart! She's actually done something that can be considered - dare I say it? - "good"! RadioGNRNewsPost But now, for some miraculous reason, he's had a change of heart! He's actually done something that can be considered - dare I say it? - "good"! RadioGNRNewsPost My, my. What a curious turn of events. So here we have the kid from Vault 101, who by all accounts has a soul as black as charred Brahmin meat. RadioGNRNewsPost Thanks for listening, children. This is Three Dog, and you're listening to Galaxy News Radio. We're Radio Free Wasteland, and we're here... for you. RadioGNRNewsPost Until next time, this is Three Dog, and you're listening to Galaxy News Radio, Bringing you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts. RadioGNRNewsStoryDad Whoever lives in there sure as hell doesn't want what you're selling, and no, you can't knock down the door. It weighs like 13 tons. RadioGNRNewsStoryDad Hey, and in case a light bulb just started glowin' over your head, you can flick the switch and forget about it. You're not getting into that vault. RadioGNRNewsStoryDad So if you see James out there, you say hello. Be kind to our new brother, and show him that here on the outside, we always fight the good fight. RadioGNRNewsStoryDad So I, the great and powerful Three Dog, set my brother straight. I told him what was what. Who are the winners, the losers, the movers and shakers. RadioGNRNewsStoryDad Now, this cat, James is his name, had been in a hole for years! He needed to know what was what out here in the beautiful Capital Wasteland! RadioGNRNewsStoryDad Well wouldn't you know it, someone's come out of it again! And, I kid you not, he came to visit yours truly right here in the studio! RadioGNRNewsStoryDad Now, believe it or not, this one's still got people livin' in it! And every few years or so, someone comes scrabblin' out. RadioGNRNewsStoryDad For those of you not in the know, to the northwest of Megaton there's this vault. Vault 101. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric01 So if your travels take you to Canterbury Commons, keep your head down and your assault rifle loaded for crazy. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric01 Every day it seems to be the same nutty scene, with the scuffles ending in a stalemate. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric01 One of these wackos seems to be assisted by robots, and the other by mutated bugs. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric01 I've been getting some scattered reports that a couple of costumed kooks have been battling for control of the settlement called Canterbury Commons. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric01 All right, Three Dog has heard about some crazy things going on out there in the Capital Wasteland, but this one just might beat them all. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric02 That, my friends, is fighting the good fight. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric02 These guys are schemers, crooks, and killers, and the sooner you all realize that and stand up to their oppression, the better. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric02 Wake up, children -- the Enclave have a giant truck full 'o Brahmin, and they've been spoon-feeding you the bullshit. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric02 The Enclave, and that includes their Homecoming King, "President" John Henry Eden and his gorilla Colonel Augustus Autumn, are NOT here to help you. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric02 Children, I don't care if you've ignored every other word that's come out of my mouth for the past five years. Please. Hear me now, and believe. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric02 From Rivet City to downtown D.C., the Enclave is on the scene and setting up shop. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric02 Good golly, Holly. This is the worst thing to happen to our neighborhood since the HOA instituted their mandatory "scavenged rags" dress code. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric03 So if you're out by Grayditch, you may want to pop in and see what's what. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric03 Residents haven't come out to trade with the caravaners, and attempts to make contact have been met with... silence. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric03 Okay... it seems the settlement of Grayditch has gone quiet. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric04 Come on, Al, cut the Ghoulies a break. If they've got the caps and you've got the space, it's a win-win, right? Whadaya say? RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric04 Ah, but lush at large Allistair Tenpenny says, "No zombies, no how!" RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric04 According to reports from the ever so hoity toity Tenpenny Tower, a group of displaced Ghouls have been trying to gain entrance. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric05 The rest of you Brotherhood cats -- can't you extend an olive branch or something? You'd think fighting the Super Mutants would be enough... RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric05 So, Brotherhood Outcasts -- knock it off! I'd prefer not to get murdered in my own backyard. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric05 But when the Outcasts decide to take pot shots at my building -- which the Brotherhood uses as an outpost -- I make an exception. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric05 Now, normally, family squabbles are none of my business. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric05 Tensions continue to mount between the courageous forces of the Brotherhood of Steel and their estranged brethren, the Outcasts. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric06 Today's weather -- excessively violent, with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric07 So if you see a Knight or Paladin out there fighting your battles for you, give him a big thanks. Or even better -- some ammo. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric07 Without our buddies from the Brotherhood, I'm guessing the entire Capital Wasteland would have been overrun a long time ago. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric07 They've recently stepped up patrols in the downtown D.C. ruins in response to increasing sightings of everybody's favorite freaks, the Super Mutants. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric07 The boys and girls of the Brotherhood of Steel continue to fight the good fight, folks. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric08 Word is, these guys take all the contracts the other mercs won't. In short -- there's nothing they won't do. So be careful out there. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric08 If you see these hombres, steer clear. Whatever you have, they want, and they're not really into asking politely. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric08 I've been getting more and more reports of these mercenary maniacs from Talon Company, especially in the downtown D.C. area. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric09 Keep that in mind the next time you feel like nosing around that neighborhood. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric09 There have been more and more sightings of Raiders over by Evergreen Mills. Smart money's on them having some kind of camp out that way. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric10 Look, it was years ago, and I MAY have been experimenting with Jet at the time, but I�m telling you, it�s out there... RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric10 A veritable Oasis of green in that depressing sea of brown. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric10 Now what if I, the all-powerful Three Dog, were to tell you that somewhere right here in the Capital Wasteland, there�s a place with LOTS of trees. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric10 No, no, no. Not those shriveled black things. I�m talking real trees. Brown bark, green leaves, photosynthesis, all that good stuff. RadioGNRNewsStoryGeneric10 Here's a question for all you faithful listeners. Have you guys and gals ever seen... a tree? RadioGNRPlayerExploitsCG04 What the hell is going on down there? Revolution? Vacation? Somebody fart? Your guess is as good as mine, kiddies. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsCG04 Turns out it gets better. I've got a new report here that says someone ELSE has just climbed out of that hole! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsCG04 Not too long ago, I reported that a cat recently left Vault 101. His name is James. Good guy. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ01 And for all you other cats out there listening, if you see the kid from Vault 101 out there, give her a pat on the back and wish her luck. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ01 And for all you other cats out there listening, if you see the kid from Vault 101 out there, give him a pat on the back and wish him luck. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ01 But James, if you're listening... Your kid's out, man, and she misses you. So you might want to find her before she gets swallowed up and spit out. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ01 But James, if you're listening... Your kid's out, man, and he misses you. So you might want to find him before he gets swallowed up and spit out. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ01 Is that why he left the vault? Looks that way. So who knows, maybe James is going to save the world. Can't think of a better cause than that. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ01 See, James left Vault 101 without telling the kid why. Now, I've since learned that James is a scientist and is working on something big. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ01 I know! I know! I couldn't make this shit up! Okay, but now it gets kind of sad. You see, the kid is looking for her dad, looking for James. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ01 I know! I know! I couldn't make this shit up! Okay, but now it gets kind of sad. You see, the kid is looking for his dad, looking for James. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ01 Now. You want to know if it gets better, don't you? Well hell YES it gets better! Turns out vault dweller #2 was none other than James's kid! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ01 Weeeeelll... Guess who came to visit ole' Three Dog at his luxurious studio in beautiful downtown D.C.? That's right - the other vault dweller! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ01 Okay, so I told you about James, the guy from the vault. And then I told you somebody else crawled outta there too. Right. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ01 Hoooooo BOY! Children, you are going to LOVE this. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ02 Kid, you get your ass back to GNR, you hear me? We've got some stuff to talk about! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ02 From here on in, it's bye-bye stupid static, hello magnificent music. So sit back, relax, and absorb these classic tunes. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ02 Because of the kid from Vault 101, that's how! That gal actually managed to repair our antenna relay. How's that for ingenuity, folks? RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ02 Because of the kid from Vault 101, that's how! That cat actually managed to repair our antenna relay. How's that for ingenuity, folks? RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ02 But Three Dog! You're in that cool radio studio in D.C. How do YOU know I can hear you, all the way out here in the ass end of nowhere? RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ02 That's right, from Megaton to Girdershade, Paradise Falls to the Republic of Dave, we are coming to you loud and proud, in a special live report! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ03 And... According to my super secrety sources, Rivet City council member and lead egghead Doctor Madison Li is personally involved. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ03 Hey, all I can tell you is the Vault kid showed up, and the scientists there started running around like their pointy heads were on fire. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ03 SOMETHING is going on down in Rivet City, and you-know-who is involved. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ04 Here's hoping they can hold onto each other this time around. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ04 But none of that matters now! Father and daughter were spotted walkin' and talkin' together out there in the Wastes. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ04 But none of that matters now! Father and son were spotted walkin' and talkin' together out there in the Wastes. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ04 What kind of dad leaves his kid in an underground bunker? Children, I just don't know. It ain't for Three Dog to judge, and you shouldn't either. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ04 You see, the kid from Vault 101 has been looking for her dad, a very nice man named James, who left his daughter in the vault when he took off. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ04 You see, the kid from Vault 101 has been looking for his dad, a very nice man named James, who left his son behind in the vault when he took off. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ04 It's about love, abandonment, and - now this is the good part - reunion! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ04 Grab your hankies, children, cause I've got a heart-warming tale to tell. It's about a little girl's search for her... for her daddy. Waaaahh! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ04 Grab your hankies, children, cause I've got a heart-warming tale to tell. It's about a little boy's search for... for his daddy. Waaaahh! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ05 Well, boys and girls, what can I say. Looks like President Eden wasn't completely full of shit after all. Methinks we are screwed... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ05 They're safe and sound now at the Citadel. Praise Jesus! Praise Jesus! No sign of the kid's father, though. Here's hoping James is okay. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ05 And, when the Man showed up, a bunch of scientists went running. With them was Rivet City's own Dr. Madison Li, and that crazy kid from Vault 101. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ05 You heard it here first, my friends - the Enclave is on the scene. I've got reports of flying ships and shock troops in high-tech power armor. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ05 Tinfoil hat time, children. My eyes and ears tell me the Big Bad Government has taken over that big machine thingy at the Jefferson Memorial. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ06 Good luck with that, my friend. Only thing been seen out in those parts is Yao Guai, Super Mutants, and some crazy mountain kids. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ06 Makes perfect sense to me. The kid's had enough of the wild and wooly Wasteland, and is looking for another old vault to crawl into. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ06 The kid from Vault 101, aka the Wanderer, aka "That Crazy Sonnuvabitch," has been spotted poking around some caves way out west. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ07 So what was Vault kid doing out there? You do the math. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ07 But Three Dog, the selling of live human beings is completely fucked up! Yes, children. Yes it is. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ07 Do you know what goes on out there in the stripmall that time forgot? Wake up, children! It's a goddamned slaver compound! They. Sell. People. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ07 The gal from Vault 101 was seen walking into Paradise Falls, and then walking back out with a big smile on her face. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ07 The cat from Vault 101 was seen walking into Paradise Falls, and then walking back out with a big smile on his face. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ07 But more importantly - does it even matter worth a damn? Slavers are dead, slaves are free. That's a win-win if you ask me, children. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ07 Did they sell her a bum slave and then refuse the refund, or was it some elaborate rescue operation? RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ07 Did they sell him a bum slave and then refuse the refund, or was it some elaborate rescue operation? RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ07 You heard it here first, faithful listeners. The Wanderer showed up at slaver central and bad guys started dropping left and right. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ07 Gasp! But what's this? The bothersome bumblebee looked suspiciously like a certain kid, from a certain vault... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ07 Those scumbag Slavers way over in Paradise Falls had one big ole bee on their bonnet, and this baby knew how to sting. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ07 Look, all I'm sayin' is the Wanderer showed up, and then some slaves mysteriously escaped. Coincidence? Oh, I think not... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ07 Gasp! But what's this? The bothersome bumblebee looks suspiciously like a certain kid, from a certain vault... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ07 Those scumbag Slavers way over in Paradise Falls have one big ole bee on their bonnet. Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ08 Good luck, Wanderer. You'll need it. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ08 Anyway, the vertibird was headed northwest into the mountains, where I have it on good authority the Enclave has their big underground clubhouse. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ08 I mean, how willing can you be when you're encased in a block of ice? Crazy, I know, but these are crazy times we live in... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ08 My deep cover super secret agents tell me a vertibird recently flew out of the mountains to the west, and the vault kid was an unwilling passenger. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ08 Yikes. Looks like the lone Wanderer has wandered himself right into the Enclave's sinister clutches. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ08 Yikes. Looks like the lone Wanderer has wandered herself right into the Enclave's sinister clutches. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 Time for a showdown with the remaining Enclave forces at the Jefferson Memorial? You keep listening, children, and GNR will keep you posted! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 In other news, the Brotherhood of Steel has amassed a large assault force at the Citadel. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 Can't have everything, I guess. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 Now here's the bad news. Unfortunately, the little bitch from Vault 101 managed to crawl out before the place went kaboom. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 Now here's the bad news. Unfortunately, the little prick from Vault 101 managed to crawl out before the place went kaboom. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 Time for a showdown with the remaining Enclave forces at the Jefferson Memorial? You keep listening, children, and GNR will keep you posted! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 In other news, the Brotherhood of Steel has amassed a large assault force at the Citadel. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 Keep fighting the good fight, kid! We're with you all the way! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 And if that weren't good enough news, word is our old friend from Vault 101 made it out of there in one piece. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 Sure enough, the Enclave radio station is officially offline. Hell, check for yourself if you don't' believe me! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 The Enclave's not-so-secret base way up in the northwest just went kablooey! And I have reports, damn good ones, that Eden didn't make it out alive! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 I'm coming to you live with a special report! Ding, dong, the sanctimonious, self-righteous, self-proclaimed Presidential asshole is dead! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 If Eden declares this kid vice president, I swear to God I'll swallow this microphone. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 Well that's... That's just great. The Vault kid from hell is now in cahoots with the devil himself. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 She was seen not too long ago walking away from the Enclave's not-so-secret base way out to the northwest. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 He was seen not too long ago walking away from the Enclave's not-so-secret base way out to the northwest. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 Well no such luck. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 We haven't heard squat about the little bitch from Vault 101 for two weeks, and hoped to God someone finally put a bullet in her brain. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 We haven't heard squat about the little prick from Vault 101 for two weeks, and hoped to God someone finally put a bullet in his brain. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 I'm coming to you live with a special report! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 Keep fighting the good fight, kid! We're with you all the way! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 Well buck up, pilgrims! Our friend is alive and well, and has managed to slip through the Enclave's clutches and escape their fortified base! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 We haven't heard squat about our old pal from Vault 101 for two weeks now, and it's been looking pretty grim. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMQ09 I'm coming to you live with a special report! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS01 Somethin' about Super Mutants takin' residents prisoner... All I know is the kid could have helped, and didn't. Nice going, asshole. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS01 Somethin' about a rescue from Super Mutants, if you can believe that. Nice going, kid. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS01 Now, I've got new reports from the settlement known as Bigtown that Little Miss Vault Gal has helped them out with one hell of a mess. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS01 Now, I've got new reports from the settlement known as Bigtown that Mister Vault Guy has helped them out with one hell of a mess. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS02 So let's recount - our old friend shows up, weird shit happens, but in the end she saves the day. Yeah, that sounds about right. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS02 So let's recount - our old friend shows up, weird shit happens, but in the end he saves the day. Yeah, that sounds about right. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS02 In any event, the super silly situation's been dealt with, Canterbury Commons is safe, and 101 is the woman of the hour. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS02 In any event, the super silly situation's been dealt with, Canterbury Commons is safe, and 101 is the man of the hour. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS02 From who, you ask? A couple of self-obsessed super psychos called... the AntAgonizer and the Mechanist! Hey, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS02 A big 'thank you' goes out to the mysterious traveler from Vault 101, for saving the little town of Canterbury Commons. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS02 Looks like I've got a spot o' good news for you, children. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS03 Following this thing's advice'll get you killed faster than you can say, "Hug a deathclaw!" RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS03 The kid from Vault 101 had a big hand in getting this thing written, and her research methods suck. There, I said it. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS03 The kid from Vault 101 had a big hand in getting this thing written, and his research methods suck. There, I said it. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS03 Public Service Warning, children! Watch out for a book claiming to be a "Wasteland Survival Guide!" RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS03 Survive, Thrive, and Revive, that's the name of the game. The book is the Wasteland Survival Guide! Pick up your copy today! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS03 Now, let me tell ya. This thing's got all sorts of useful tips. Where to find food, how to deal with radiation, tons o' stuff. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS03 Oh, and, get this - researched and co-authored by none other than - yep, you guessed it - that tenacious teenager from Vault 101. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS03 Our first masterpiece is called "The Wasteland Survival Guide," written by Underworld's own Moira Brown. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS03 Our first masterpiece is called "The Wasteland Survival Guide," written by Megaton's own Moira Brown. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS03 Know what I've decided, children? I'm gonna start a bookclub. Right... NOW! Wanna join? Good, cause you got no choice! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS04 Shame, shame, shame on you... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS04 Oh, you heard me right! 101, a little defenseless boy begged you for help, and what did you do? You SOLD HIM AS A FUCKING SLAVE! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS04 I'll tell you where Bryan Wilks is. He's at fucking Paradise Falls, that's where! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS04 So if you see Bryan and his new parents, wish them all good luck. Oh, and 101? Nice work. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS04 You see, not only did Miss Vault 101 stop the Ant problem, she also found little Bryan Wilks a new home. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS04 You see, not only did Mister Vault 101 stop the Ant problem, he also found little Bryan Wilks a new home. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS04 Bryan, sadly, was the sole survivor. That's where the kid from Vault 101 comes in, and where our story, thankfully, gets better. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS04 So for the love of God, if someone is in the vicinity of Grayditch, could you please give the kid a Nuka-Cola, a Salisbury steak, something? RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS04 Good God, 101, have you no conscience? You left the kid to rot in that fallout shelter. I have witnesses! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS04 I'll tell you where Bryan Wilks is. That little boy is stuck in a fucking box, that's where! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS04 But, what did she do with the boy, Three Dog? Where's Bryan Wilks now? RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS04 But, what did he do with the boy, Three Dog? Where's Bryan Wilks now? RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS04 You see, Miss Vault 101 may have stopped the Ant problem, but she couldn't be bothered to help poor little Bryan. Noooo. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS04 You see, Mister Vault 101 may have stopped the Ant problem, but he couldn't be bothered to help poor little Bryan. Noooo. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS04 Bryan, sadly, was the sole survivor. That's where the kid from Vault 101 comes in, and where our story, unfortunately, gets even worse. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS04 You see, Bryan's from Grayditch, a small settlement that was recently overrun with overzealous Giant Ants. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS04 This, faithful listeners, is the story of a little boy. A little boy... named Bryan Wilks. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS05 Hey, wouldn't you know it, the lone Wanderer is done collecting bottles of soda. Christ, talk about your slow news days... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS05 I've also heard it tastes like Radscorpion shit and turns your piss blue. Or does it taste like Radscorpion piss and turn your shit blue? Whatever. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS05 It's called Nuka-Cola Quantum, and I believe it was made in limited quantities before the war. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS05 God knows why, but the kid from Vault 101 is scouring the Capital Wasteland for a unique brand of Nuka-Cola. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS06 One small step backwards for man, one giant evolutionary rewind for mankind. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS06 You see, they worked together to completely wipe out a group of noble, slavery-hating abolitionists at a place called the Temple of the Union. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS06 Well you're in luck! Human bondage is here to stay, folks, thanks to that asshole from Vault 101 and his Slaver amigos. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS06 Are you sick enough to think slavery is the best thing to happen to the Capital Wasteland since broiled Mirelurk Cakes? RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS06 Are you a worthless piece of human trash who'd like nothing better than to own another human being? RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS06 Now if she could just remove all those ugly pipes from the Jefferson Memorial... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS06 Now if he could just remove all those ugly pipes from the Jefferson Memorial... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS06 Thanks to the kid from Vault 101, for assisting with this little bit of civic restoration. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS06 If you happen to make it down to the Mall, you just may notice that a previously decapitated statue has had an unexpected reunion... with it's head. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS06 And special thanks to 101, for kicking the bad guys where it counts -- their wallets. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS06 Slavers of the Capital Wasteland, consider this the big "fuck you" you've had coming since starting this scurrilous skin trade. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS06 So if you're a slave on the run, the time for lying low is long gone. Head to the Temple of the Union and keep your head held high. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS06 Is the tide finally turning for those scumbag Slavers? Lordy knows it's been open season on defenseless settlers long enough. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS06 Looks like our friend from Vault 101 has turned amateur abolitionist, lending a hand to the folks at the Temple of the Union. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS08 I'd ask the kid from 101, but I hear she's busy oogling some newly obtained piece of shiny Commonwealth technology. Quite a coinc of dink, that... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS08 I'd ask the kid from 101, but I hear he's busy oogling some newly obtained piece of shiny Commonwealth technology. Quite a coinc of dink, that... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS08 A case of unrequited middle-aged romance, or some kind of spontaneously beneficial business arrangement? RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS08 Weird thing is, trusted Rivet City resident and head of security Harkness has abandoned his life here in the Capital Wasteland... and gone with him. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS08 Looks like Rivet City's latest visitor, a certain Zimmer from the scientifically superior Commonwealth, has finally packed his bags and headed home. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS08 Signs point to yes... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS08 Could this have something to do with Miss Vault 101 playing junior gumshoe lately, interrogating everyone about a fugitive from the Commonwealth? RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS08 Could this have something to do with Mister Vault 101 playing junior gumshoe lately, interrogating everyone about a fugitive from the Commonwealth? RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS08 Trouble, oh we got trouble, right here in Rivet City! Looks like trusted resident and head of security Harkness has unexpectedly flown the coop. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS09 In the end, I guess it doesn�t really matter. Arefu is quiet once more, thanks to the efforts of the lone wanderer... from Vault 101. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS09 So what happened down there in the stinking, slinking subway tunnels? Friendly chit-chat, or a classic case of shotgun diplomacy? RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS09 The cherry on top? She emerged a short time later with a lad named Ian West, who, presumably, had been taken captive in the latest raid. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS09 The cherry on top? He emerged a short time later with a lad named Ian West, who, presumably, had been taken captive in the latest raid. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS09 Buuuuttt... it would seem that after 101 made a little solo sojourn into the murky depths of Meresti Station, the attacks... stopped. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS09 Little Miss Vault 101 was spotted over in Arefu, where the settlement has been hit pretty hard lately by a marauding gang of riotous ruffians. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS09 Mister Vault 101 was spotted over in Arefu, where the settlement has been hit pretty hard lately by a marauding gang of riotous ruffians. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS10 Only you, 101. Only you. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS10 You heard it here first, children. A forest fire in the Capital Wasteland, where all the trees were ALREADY burnt to a crisp 200 years ago. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS10 Point 2: The smoke and smell from this thing don�t match your typical chemical burn. Reports are, this smells like burning... wood. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS10 Point 1: The kid from Vault 101 was seen in that area just before the fire. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS10 Yeah, yeah. So what? Well here�s what. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS10 We�ve been getting reports of a raging, sustained fire somewhere up north. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS11 Hey, nice work 101. Next time you're in the neighborhood, pop into the studio. Ole Three Dog's toaster's been on the fritz... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS11 The town's sheriff, one Lucas Simms, commissioned the one, the only lone wanderer from Vault 101 to disarm the nasty nuke, and the kid delivered. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS11 Got some great news out of the town of Megaton. Turns out that live atomic bomb in the town's center has finally been deep-sixed for good. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS11 But just who did the dirty deed? Ask yourself this -- why has the kid from Vault 101 been sighted hanging around Tenpenny Tower? Why indeed... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS11 I suspect foul play, folks. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS11 Word is that twisted old land grabber Allistair Penny, founder of the posh Tenpenny Tower, has been looking to secure that spot for years. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS11 But it was all just a tragic accident, right? Don't you believe that for a second, folks. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS11 Well go kaboom it has. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS11 It's been no secret that the pre-war nuke in the center of town had a live atomic core, and under the wrong conditions, could still go kaboom. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS11 GNR sources have confirmed that the mushroom cloud seen in the vicinity of Megaton was in fact... Megaton. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS11 Children, I'm afraid I've got some terrible, terrible news. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS12 The butcher-at-large? Yep, you guessed it -- none other than the kid from Vault 101. Nice going, scumbag. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS12 You see, those hapless, homeless irradiated rejects have all been brutally slaughtered in their temporary digs in the tunnels of Warrington Station. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS12 Looks like that dream has died on the vine. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS12 Hey, remember those down-on-their-luck Ghouls who wanted to share the luxury accommodations at the fancy shmancy Tenpenny Tower? RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS12 Oh, and kiddo from Vault 101? You look like a complete freakshow in that mask. Hey, somebody had to say it... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS12 Three Dog's all for stickin' it to the Man, but good golly Ghoulies -- that's a liiittle much. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS12 Looks like they finally got their upscale address! And all it took was the wholesale slaughter of every other Tenpenny resident! RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS12 Hey, remember those down-on-their-luck Ghouls who wanted to share the luxury accommodations at the fancy shmancy Tenpenny Tower? RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS14 Maybe I'll just ask around Underworld, hmmm? Cause a little irradiated birdy told me you've been spending some serious time down in Ghoulville... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS14 What's the deal, 101? You killin' for kicks, or is this a paying gig? RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS14 Looks like that loony lass from Vault 101's been busy lately, this time systematically executing some of the Wasteland's most colorful characters. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS14 Looks like that loony lad from Vault 101's been busy lately, this time systematically executing some of the Wasteland's most colorful characters. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS15 Huzzah! The time of British oppression is finally over! Now we can finally turn our attention to the Super Mutants, Raiders, and Radscorpions... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS15 The kid has recovered one of this country's most important historical artifacts -- the Declaration of Independence. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS15 The mistress of adventure herself, that rough and tumble lass from Vault 101, has really outdone herself this time. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS15 The master of adventure himself, that rough and tumble lad from Vault 101, has really outdone himself this time. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS16 She was seen coming OUT of the vault, AGAIN, and headed God knows where. Don't let that revolving door hit you on the ass on the way out... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS16 He was seen coming OUT of the vault, AGAIN, and headed God knows where. Don't let that revolving door hit you on the ass on the way out... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS16 Who says you can't go home again, huh? The kid from Vault 101 did, but it looks like the prodigal daughter's return didn't last all that long. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS16 Who says you can't go home again, huh? The kid from Vault 101 did, but it looks like the prodigal son's return didn't last all that long. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS17 Ohhh... Bad form, 101. Bad form, indeed... RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS17 The kid THEN delivered the violin to some guy at Rivet City, NOT the old lady who had commissioned the retrieval job. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS17 Should we suspect foul play? Damn straight. And you're Suspect Numero Uno, vault asshole. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS17 The kid THEN delivered the violin to some old lady, who shortly thereafter was found stone cold dead AND violinless. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS17 Now here's where the story gets sketchy, in true Capital Wasteland style. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS17 Agatha, we love ya. Keep playin', sister. And Vault kid? You've helped make the Capital Wasteland a better place. Hats off, my friend. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS17 Here's the best part. The violin was for an old woman named Agatha, who has taken to the airwaves herself to share some truly beautiful music. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS17 Oh, but not just any ole violin, children... We're talking Stradivarius here. That's one top o' the line fiddle, you dig? RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS17 My contacts report that he recently went on a highly dangerous excursion to recover -drum roll please - a violin. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS17 Now, the Lone Wanderer, aka "that kid from Vault 101," has done some pretty interesting things, but this one takes the cake. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS18 Oh, and Vault kid? I know you were seen in the vicinity. I hope to God you had nothing to do with this carnage. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS18 Reports are sketchy... but it appears there have been some human casualties. Sorry for your losses, Reilly... assuming you ain't one of 'em. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS18 Do I suspect some Vault Dweller intervention on this one? I certainly do. Good work, 101. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS18 It would seem that a brave soldier named Theo was lost in the line of duty... but some of the others have been rescued. RadioGNRPlayerExploitsMS18 I've gotten word that a band of mercs called Reilly's Rangers were trapped on a DC rooftop, pinned down by Super Mutants. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaHope For now, listen close, as I share yet another of our friend's adventures. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaHope We'll get through this, children. You just gotta believe. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaHope So believe me when I tell you that I was wrong. Dead wrong. That kid from Vault 101 is the Last, Best Hope of Humanity. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaHope I've always given it to you straight, have I not? For good or ill, Galaxy News Radio has been the voice of truth on these airwaves. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaHope The good ole U.S. of A... ahhh, she's a mess. I had pretty much written us all off. But that was before a certain kid from Vault 101... RadioGNRPlayerKarmaHope All right, children. It's time for Three Dog to be honest with ya. Here it is, plain as day - I used to think we were all well and truly fucked. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaParadigm And now for you other faithful listeners, here's an update on our friend. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaParadigm Kid from the vault, if you're listening, I want you to know that you are, truly, a Paradigm of Humanity. Keep on fighting, girl! RadioGNRPlayerKarmaParadigm Kid from the vault, if you're listening, I want you to know that you are, truly, a Paradigm of Humanity. Keep on fighting, man! RadioGNRPlayerKarmaParadigm I'm talkin' about the kid from Vault 101. Just 19, and this babe has been in some serious shit. And there ain't no sign o' stoppin'! RadioGNRPlayerKarmaParadigm I'm talkin' about the kid from Vault 101. Just 19, and this cat has been in some serious shit. And there ain't no sign o' stoppin'! RadioGNRPlayerKarmaParadigm Alive? Yes. Still wandering? Uh huh. One of the most powerful individuals in the Capital Wasteland? You bet your bobby socks, Susie. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaParadigm Alive? Yes. Still wandering? Uh huh. One of the most powerful individuals in the Capital Wasteland? You bet your bobby socks, Susie. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaScourge Here's the latest news on Vault 101's evil progeny... RadioGNRPlayerKarmaScourge Why? Because that kid from Vault 101 is the worst thing to happen to our neighborhood since radiation sickness. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaScourge If they rewrite the Bible, they really need to add that part. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaScourge And lo, the girl did step forth from her shadowy hole, and proclaim herself Scourge of Humanity. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaScourge And lo, the boy did step forth from his shadowy hole, and proclaim himself Scourge of Humanity. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles This just in, my friends. Looks like we've got an update on the Last, Best Hope of Humanity herself, the kid from Vault 101. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles This just in, my friends. Looks like we've got an update on the Last, Best Hope of Humanity himself, the kid from Vault 101. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles This just in, my friends. Looks like we've got an update on that Paradigm of Humanity, the kid from Vault 101. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles This just in, my friends. Looks like we've got an update on that Scourge of Humanity, the kid from Vault 101. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Question. Is there a God, and if so, does he give a shit about the rest of us? I was skeptical, but that was before a certain Saint from Vault 101... RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles I don't know how she's even still alive, but I've got an update on the kid from Vault 101. I swear, she must be Super-Human or somethin'... RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles I don't know how he's even still alive, but I've got an update on the kid from Vault 101. I swear, he must be Super-Human or somethin'... RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles I have a new theory. Vault 101 is actually Hell. Hear me out. I mean, that kid we all know and hate is Evil Incarnate, right? Here's the latest. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Hey, out on that ridge! It's Buddha! It's Jesus! No, it's the... Wasteland Savior! Here's an update on Vault 101's homegrown messiah. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles She came from Vault 101... Friend? Foe? Or simple Wasteland Watcher? Here's an update on that kid from the hole... RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles He came from Vault 101... Friend? Foe? Or simple Wasteland Watcher? Here's an update on that kid from the hole... RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles So. Just when you thought it was crazy enough out there... Here's an update on the kid from Vault 101 who fancies herself the Wasteland Destroyer. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles So. Just when you thought it was crazy enough out there... Here's an update on the kid from Vault 101 who fancies himself the Wasteland Destroyer. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Lordy! I just love that vault girl! Hole-dweller one day, Paragon of all that is good and right in the world the next. And, she's been busy... RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Lordy! I just love that vault boy! Hole-dweller one day, Paragon of all that is good and right in the world the next. And, he's been busy... RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Ah, the kid from Vault 101. She hurts, she helps, she does whatever she damn well pleases. Sometimes just a watcher... a Beholder, if you will. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles And now, for another exciting adventure of, "The Hero... of the Wasssssttteesss!" RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles You've seen her out there, haven't you, wandering the D.C. ruins, looking for adventure? The latest on Vault 101's very own Strider of the Wastes. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles You've seen him out there, haven't you, wandering the D.C. ruins, looking for adventure? The latest on Vault 101's very own Strider of the Wastes. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles You think all that shit between the Super Mutants and Brotherhood is bad? Here's the latest on the Harbinger of War himself, that kid from Vault 101. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles You think all that shit between the Super Mutants and Brotherhood is bad? Here's the latest on the Harbinger of War herself, that kid from Vault 101. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Yeah, you guessed it - time for another update on the Villain of the Wastes herself, that evil little bitch from Vault 101. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Yeah, you guessed it - time for another update on the Villain of the Wastes himself, that evil little bastard from Vault 101. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Hallelujah! The Urban Legend is real, children! She's real, and she's out there, everyday, helping poor shlubs like you. The latest and greatest. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Hallelujah! The Urban Legend is real, children! He's real, and he's out there, everyday, helping poor shlubs like you. The latest and greatest. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Special report! Da da dum dum, da da da dum dum! This just in -- The kid from Vault 101 is not just an Urban Myth ! Oh, she's real all right. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Special report! Da da dum dum, da da da dum dum! This just in -- The kid from Vault 101 is not just an Urban Myth ! Oh, he's real all right. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles You don't want to believe it, I know. That kid from Vault 101, he can't be real. He's just some creepy Urban Superstition, right? Wrong. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles You don't want to believe it, I know. That kid from Vault 101, she can't be real. She's just some creepy Urban Superstition, right? Wrong. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Hate. Prejudice. Violence. Leave 'em all behind. The kid from Vault 101 did, so why can't you? The latest on our own Ambassador of Peace. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Never quit. Never stop believing. That's the story of the cat from Vault 101. Here's the latest on the very Pinnacle of Survival. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Want peace and quiet? Good luck with that, kids. The name of the game is chaos, thanks to Vault 101's own Harbinger of War. Listen and learn. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles And now an update on everyone's favorite hero from a hole, a gal I feel really comfortable calling - drum roll please - the Vault Legend! RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles And now an update on everyone's favorite hero from a hole, a guy I feel really comfortable calling - drum roll please - the Vault Legend! RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles And now, a little story. A story about a boy who climbed out of a hole. I'm talkin' about that Vault Descendent, of course. Here's the latest. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles And now, a little story. A story about a girl who climbed out of a hole. I'm talkin' about that Vault Descendent, of course. Here's the latest. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Time again, my children, for chills and thrills, fears and scares. Do you know what that creepy Vault Boogeyman has been up to? Listen to this. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles A Paladin walks among us, children. And no, this ain't one of our buddies from the Brotherhood. I'm talking about that knight in shining vault suit. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Now, an update on a certain crazy dude from Vault 101. Let's call him the Keeper. The Keeper of promises, of secrets, of his own destiny. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Now, an update on a certain crazy chick from Vault 101. Let's call her the Keeper. The Keeper of promises, of secrets, of her own destiny. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles I know, I know, you want the skinny on Miss Vault 101. Well here's a news flash - that merciless fucking Defiler is still out there, all right? RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles I know, I know, you want the skinny on Mister Vault 101. Well here's a news flash - that merciless fucking Defiler is still out there, all right? RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles It's that time again, kids! The adventures of... the Capital Crusader! Yeah! Hurray! Seriously, how can you not dig this gal? Am I right? RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles It's that time again, kids! The adventures of... the Capital Crusader! Yeah! Hurray! Seriously, how can you not dig this guy? Am I right? RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Neutrality, baby. That's today's lesson, taught by our own Capital Councilor. Maybe that vault door leads to Switzerland? Anyway, she's at it again. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Neutrality, baby. That's today's lesson, taught by our own Capital Councilor. Maybe that vault door leads to Switzerland? Anyway, he's at it again. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Now more on the kid from Vault 101, living a life of unrepentant vice and violence. Jesus, he's like some kind of, of... Capital Crimelord. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Now more on the kid from Vault 101, living a life of unrepentant vice and violence. Jesus, she's like some kind of, of... Capital Crimelord. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Hey, our friend from Vault 101 is at it again. A true Exemplar, showing us all the true meaning of love, compassion, and all that other crap. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Now more on the kid from Vault 101, keeping that moral compass firmly grounded in gray. Angel? Devil? More like neutral Observer at this point. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Okay, let's see. Anything new with that rancorous little Ne'er-do-well from Vault 101? Well, there's this... RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles And now an update on our very own Urban Defender. Did she leave that vault just to help us? Who cares, man. We owe her either way. Check this out. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles And now an update on our very own Urban Defender. Did he leave that vault just to help us? Who cares, man. We owe him either way. Check this out. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Grow up in a hole, confined and bored? Hit the Wasteland! You, too, can be an Urban Ranger! And now, the latest on the kid from Vault 101. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Man, am I getting sick of this little punk. From innocent vault kid to sicko Urban Invader. Here's the latest... RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Now the latest on everyone's favorite runt from Vault 101. She's out there serving as our Protector, so show the kid some respect. Listen to this. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Now the latest on everyone's favorite runt from Vault 101. He's out there serving as our Protector, so show the kid some respect. Listen to this. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Hey! So whatever happened to that kid from Vault 101? Huh? Ooh! Ooh! I know! Man, that girl has turned into one hard-edged Wasteland Mercenary. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Hey! So whatever happened to that kid from Vault 101? Huh? Ooh! Ooh! I know! Man, that cat has turned into one hard-edged Wasteland Mercenary. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Question time, kids. You know what a Reaver is? It's a killer, a liar, a monster. In other words, it's that bastard from Vault 101. Check it out. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Question time, kids. You know what a Reaver is? It's a killer, a liar, a monster. In other words, it's that bitch from Vault 101. Check it out. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Good news, kids! Our old friend from Vault 101 is - get this - still alive! Guess there is a God. Here's your update on the Ranger of the Wastes. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Got some news for you kiddies. Looks like that chick from Vault 101 is still kicking. And now, a friendly update on the Vagabond of the Wastes. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Got some news for you kiddies. Looks like that dude from Vault 101 is still kicking. And now, a friendly update on the Vagabond of the Wastes. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles News flash! Listen up, children. Lock your damn doors. The Pirate of the Wastes is out there, wreaking havoc, wrecking lives. Here's the latest. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles It�s time for an update on that Vault 101 Peacekeeper, a man who proves that not everyone out there... is a complete asshole. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles It�s time for an update on that Vault 101 Peacekeeper, a gal who proves that not everyone out there... is a complete asshole. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles It seems the lost little boy from Vault 101 has become quite the Adventurer these days... RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles It seems the lost little girl from Vault 101 has become quite the Adventurer these days... RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles You know her, you hate her. (How could you not?) She's the malignant Marauder who oozed out of Vault 101. You'll never guess what she's up to now. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles You know him, you hate him. (How could you not?) He's the malignant Marauder who oozed out of Vault 101. You'll never guess what he's up to now. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Okay, children. I've got the skinny on the Capital Wasteland's newest, noblest Dignitary, that charming cat from Vault 101. Check this out. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Okay, children. I've got the skinny on the Capital Wasteland's newest Citizen. Curious? Of course you are. Check this out. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles All right, faithful listeners, I know what you really want to know. What's that nasty Fatcat up to? Sharpening his claws, I bet... RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles All right, faithful listeners, I know what you really want to know. What's that nasty Fatcat up to? Sharpening her claws, I bet... RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Now, let's check out the latest on everyone's darling Defender, giving evil the one-two punch out there in the wooly Wasteland. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Now, let's check out the latest on the Vault 101 Wanderer, as she, well, wanders. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Now, let's check out the latest on the Vault 101 Wanderer, as he, well, wanders. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles Want to know the latest on that heartless little Plunderer from Vault 101? Here's the deal. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles So what's everyone's favorite Sentinel been up to? Here's the latest on that sweet kid from Vault 101. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles So what's that brave little Seeker been up to? Here's the latest on the kid from Vault 101. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles So what's that creepy Opportunist been up to, huh? Here's the latest on the kid from Vault 101. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles And now the latest on that enigmatic Vault Martyr, who only recently stepped out of Vault 101 and into our hearts. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles And now the latest on that enigmatic Vault Renegade, who only recently stepped out of Vault 101 and into our lives. RadioGNRPlayerKarmaTitles And now the latest on that enigmatic Vault Outlaw, who only recently stepped out of Vault 101 and into our nightmares. RadioGNRPSAInfos Those Feral Ghouls that prefer the dark, dank underground? They ARE basically mindless zombies. So kill as many as you damn well please. RadioGNRPSAInfos Ah yes, one important caveat, kiddies. RadioGNRPSAInfos So please, if you meet one of the Capital Wasteland's many Ghouls, leave your prejudice at the door an your pistol in its holster. RadioGNRPSAInfos Sure, they may look like hideous zombies from an old monster flick, but their hearts, their souls, their tears are all very much human. RadioGNRPSAInfos You see, children, Ghouls are simply humans who've been exposed to an ungodly amount of radiation and haven't had the good fortune to die. RadioGNRPSAInfos Just a friendly reminder to all you would-be bigots out there -- Ghouls are people too. RadioGNRPSAInfos So run, hide or fight if you've got the balls and the guns. But for God's sake, don't go wavin' the white flag. They'll just strangle you with it. RadioGNRPSAInfos Raiders can't be bargained or reasoned with, and there ain't no use surrenderin', cause they'll just shoot you anyway. RadioGNRPSAInfos When these psychos come to play, they have one thing on their minds -- making your life as fucking miserable as humanly possible. RadioGNRPSAInfos Remember, children, when the Raiders come, there ain't no shame in locking your doors, barricading the windows, and cowering under the nearest bed. RadioGNRPSAInfos Consider yourself officially warned. RadioGNRPSAInfos According to most of our reports on the Super Mutants, they actually prefer capturing their victims and hauling them off to God-knows-where. RadioGNRPSAInfos You see, children, the Frankensteins might violently and horrifically rip you to shreds -- but only if you're lucky. RadioGNRPSAInfos For all you guys and gals tempted by the thought of scavving in the downtown D.C. ruins, here's a tip... RadioGNRPSAInfos So be smart. Salvage those parts and make repairs whenever you can. RadioGNRPSAInfos If your weapon is falling apart, the only Wasteland asshole it's gonna kill is you. RadioGNRPSAInfos Listen kiddos, never forget the importance of periodic weapon maintenance. Rifle, pistol, police baton -- I don't care which. RadioGNRPSAInfos Don't feed the Yao Guai! That is all. RadioGNRPSAInfos If you do need to head into the heat, be smart -- give yourself a nice boost of RadX first. Remember, only you can prevent human flesh fires. RadioGNRPSAInfos Keep your eyes on those geiger counters, kids. Tick, tick, tickety means run your ass outta there, and then pop some RadAway for good measure. RadioGNRPSAInfos We all know the dangers of radiation, but with the right precautions, you CAN prevent accidental death or even -- eewww -- ghoulification. RadioGNRPSAIntro Time once again for an important GNR Public Service Announcement. RadioGNRPSAIntro Now listen close for this important Public Service Announcement. RadioGNRPSAIntro Up next we've got a Public Service Announcement. Listen up, children. This stuff's important. RadioGNRPSAIntro And now, a super important Public Service Announcement. RadioGoodbye Roof access to the Statesman Hotel is only through the adjoining hospital. Please hurry! Butcher out. RadioGoodbye We will continually broadcast as often as we can, but I'm afraid we don't have much time left. Butcher out. RadioGoodbye Keep your eyes open... we've left booby traps and mines to help slow the Mutants down. RadioGoodbye Oh, shit... here they come again... RadioGoodbye Message repeats. RadioGoodbye Until next time, this is President Eden, signing off. RadioGoodbye Until we meet again, this is President Eden, signing off. RadioGoodbye Until next time, this is John Henry Eden, signing off. RadioGoodbye Until we meet again, this is John Henry Eden, signing off. RadioGoodbye Until next time, this is your President, John Henry Eden, signing off. RadioGoodbye Until we meet again, this is your President, John Henry Eden, signing off. RadioHello Did you know -- the Vault-Tec/RobCo partnership is considered the most successful joint venture in the history of American industry? RadioHello Attention all Raven Rock personnel. This is your President, John Henry Eden. RadioHello We stand now at the precipice. RadioHello Thank you for listening to Tenpenny Tower radio service. Brought to you by Allistair Tenpenny. RadioHello This is Tenpenny Tower radio! RadioHello You're listening to Tenpenny Tower radio, the sound of progress! RadioHello This is Tenpenny Tower radio, music and inspiring talk for forward thinking people. RadioHello This is the Overseer. RadioHello This is the Overseer. RadioHello If anyone can hear this, this is Bob Andersteen. RadioHello
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RadioHello This next piece is dedicated to my old friend Crazy Wolfgang. No one can scour the Wasteland and find such oddities as you. RadioHello I'd like to play this next piece of music for the man out there who keeps an old lady alive and well. Doc Hoff, once again I thank you. RadioHello To the traveling merchant who only goes by the name Crow, I thank you for all the times you spent keeping me company. Enjoy the music, my love. RadioHello This is just a quick thank you to my new friend. Thank you for bringing me what I'd been searching for all these years. RadioHello Music has always been an important part of my life. I hope you enjoy listening to these pieces as much as I enjoy playing them. RadioHello Here is another lovely song for a lonely traveler wandering the Wasteland. You know who you are. RadioHello If my notes sound sweeter it's all thanks to a special someone who helped out a poor old lady living alone in the Wasteland. Thank you, my friend. RadioHello Remember, Agatha is with you on those cold nights. Just keep listening to this broadcast and I'll keep you company. It's the least I can do. RadioHello They say recent events have made the world seem like a better place. I hope all of you out there can smile and feel better knowing that it's true. RadioHello This next selection was one of my mother's favorites. I hope you'll enjoy hearing it as much as I enjoy playing it. RadioHello That song reminded me how wonderful these composers were. How delightful to have such an amazing imagination. RadioHello This is for all those people out there who take the time to help out those in need. Enjoy the music... you've earned it. RadioHello This next piece reminds me of something my husband said. "Friendship is like a violin. Even if the music stops, you'll still have the strings." RadioHello Just a word to my Wasteland friends out there. Stay safe, stay healthy and above all, stay happy. RadioHello I'm dedicating this next piece of music to my loving husband. May his soul find peace. RadioHello People of the Capital Wasteland, you can HEAR MEEEE!!!! Yeeeaa haaaa!!! You can't stop the signal, baby! RadioHello This is Margaret and you're listening to... Oh, the hell with it. Listen to some music, and pray we find someone to replace Three Dog. RadioHello If Three Dog were here, he'd say something witty. But he's not. Cause somebody killed him. So you get me playing music. Yay. RadioHello It's me again, Margaret the technician, talking into the microphone and hoping somebody gives a shit. Enjoy the music. RadioHello Margaret here, bringing you... music. Why just music? Because I'm just a technician, and some asshole murdered our DJ. Hooray. RadioHello This is Margaret again, with another funtabulous round of ancient music. Three Dog's dead, and that's all I got. RadioHello This is an automated distress message from Vault-Tec Vault 101. Message begins: RadioHello Hey everybody, this is Three Dog, your friendly neighborhood disc jockey. What's a "disc"? Hell if I know. But I'm gonna keep talkin' anyway. RadioHello People of the Capital Wasteland! It is I, Three Dog, your ruler! Hear me, and obey! Oh, sorry, that's that OTHER radio station. RadioHello Men and ladies, boys and girls, prepare to be astounded, bedazzled, and otherwise stupefied! I am Three Dog, your master of ceremonies! RadioHello Hey nifty America. It's me, your president, John Hen... Ahhhh... Gotcha! Three Dog here! How's everyone doin'? RadioHello Thrrreeee Dooooggg! That's me, kids. Comin' to you taped from my fortified bunker in the middle of the D.C. hellhole. Ain't life grand? RadioHello Because one dog ain't enough, and two is too low, it's me, Three Dog! How you kids handlin' Post-Apocalyptia today? RadioHello Hey kiddies, this is Three Dog -- your voice in the darkness. Or... at least, the radiation. RadioHello Hellooooo Capital Wasteland! This is Three Dog, coming to you loud and proud from Galaxy News Radio. RadioHello Wake up, Wasteland! It's me, Three Dog, bringing you all the music and news your little hearts can handle. RadioHello You're listening to Galaxy News Radio, and I'm your host, Three Dog, lord and master of all I survey! RadioHello GNR. Three Dog. All you need to know. RadioHello What's up Wastelanders? This is Three Dog, and you're listening to GNR! That's Galaxy News Radio, in case you forgot... RadioHello Repeating message. This is Butcher of Reilly's Rangers sending out an S.O.S. on all known friendly frequencies. RadioHello This is Butcher of Reilly's Rangers. If anyone can hear this signal we're in danger and we need your help. RadioHello To anyone receiving this message. This is Butcher of the merc company Reilly's Rangers. We're in danger and need help. RadioHello To anyone that can receive this. We are in danger and need your help. This is Butcher of Reilly's Rangers. RadioHello Mayday. Mayday. Mayday. RadioHello
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RadioHello Greetings to the oppressed masses from the peace-loving peoples of China! RadioHello All peace-loving peoples must join together to stop the war of aggression being waged by the Wall Street gang! RadioHello Remember - A clean vault is a healthy vault. Please place all trash into the appropriate incineration receptacle on your scheduled burning day. RadioHello Remember - Your Pip-Boy is not a toy. Proper cleaning and maintenance will ensure the device's operation for this, and future, generations. RadioHello Remember - Vault 101 IS America. RadioHello Remember - Vault Depressive Syndrome, or V.D.S., is a treatable condition. See your vault physician today for an antidepressant that's right for you. RadioHello Remember - Only you can prevent fatal work-related injuries. Proper use and storage of all high-velocity tools is essential to survival. RadioHello The Overseer's authority is absolute. RadioHello This is Vault 101, and you're enjoying a brighter future� underground. RadioHello Current radiation level -- 0 rads. As always. RadioHello Walk. Don't run. RadioHello Did you know - the average life expectancy of a resident in a properly maintained vault is 92.3 years? RadioHello Did you know - due to the threats of radiation and mutant domination, the United States will not be habitable again for at least three centuries? RadioHello Did you know - the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763, 497� to 1? RadioHello Did you know - Vault-Tec water and life support systems can sustain a vault for over 900 years, without failure? RadioTenpennySong1 Song 1 RadioTenpennySong2 Song 2 RadioTenpennyTalk1 And now it's time for another Tenpenny Truism. RadioTenpennyTalk1 And now a Tenpenny Truism. RadioTenpennyTalk2 The poor man wishes for prosperity. The rich man makes his own. RadioTenpennyTalk2 We must turn our thoughts away from that which is imperfect and impure. RadioTenpennyTalk2 On that vast plain of dust we will raise new cities, and like the Phoenix spread the wings of new life and take flight! RadioTenpennyTalk2 Never wonder for a moment if you are worthy of the benefits you possess. Rather wonder always if you have utilized them to their fullest. RadioTenpennyTalk2 All men were created equal. Not all men remain so. RadioTenpennyTalk2 The beggar must lay down his cup, for a man needs both hands to grasp the future. RadioTenpennyTalk2 Let us release our fears of the past into our hopes for the future! RadioTenpennyTalk2 The poor man wonders why he is poor. The rich man knows why he is rich. RadioTenpennyTalk3 This has been a Tenpenny Truism. RaiderTalkDontLookAtMe1 Please. I'll look where the fuck I want to look. What are you gonna do about it? RaiderTalkDontLookAtMe1 Well you're just so damn pretty that I can't help but stare. RaiderTalkDontLookAtMe2 Keepin talkin', smartass. I've had about enough of your shit. You'd just best watch your back. RaiderTalkDontLookAtMe2 Yeah, yeah. Keep runnin' your mouth, asshole. Keep fuckin' with me, and I'll be your worst nightmare. RaiderTalkShortGoodMorningResponse Well ain't you just a regular bushy tailed mother fucker today? RaiderTalkShortGoodMorningResponse What's so good about it? RaiderTalkShortGoodMorningResponse Good morning? What the hell is wrong with you? RaiderTalkShortHelloResponse Fuck off. RaiderTalkShortHelloResponse Yo. RaiderTalkShortHelloResponse Hey. RaiderTalkShortHelloResponse What's up? RaiderTalkShortHelloResponse What's goin' on? RaiderTalkShortHelloResponse S'up? RaiderTalkShortHelloResponse Nice night. RaiderTalkShortHelloResponse Good morning! RaiderTalkShortHelloResponse What a good morning! RaiderTalkShortWhatsUpResponse Fuck off. RaiderTalkShortWhatsUpResponse I'm kind of busy here. RaiderTalkShortWhatsUpResponse Boss is on my ass again. You know how it is. RaiderTalkShortWhatsUpResponse Bunch of bullshit. I'll tell you about it later. RaiderTalkShortWhatsUpResponse Two things: Jack and Shit. RaiderTalkShortWhatsUpResponse Ain't got time to tell you about it. RaiderTalkShortWhatsUpResponse You know how it is. RaiderTalkShortWhatsUpResponse Zippo. RaiderTalkShortWhatsUpResponse Nada. RaiderTalkShortWhatsUpResponse Not a damn thing. RaiderTalkShortWhatsUpResponse Nothin' at all. RaiderTalkShortWhatsUpResponse Nada, man. RaiderTalkShortWhatsUpResponse I've got the worst hangover... RaiderTalkShortWhatsUpResponse That fuckin' sun is giving me a headache. RaiderTalkShortWhatsUpResponse It's way too early in the morning for this shit. RaiderTalkShortWhatsUpResponse Air feels all fucked up tonight. I think a storm's comin'. RaiderTalkUpNorth1 They went up north? Who goes up there? What happened to them? RaiderTalkUpNorth1 No, but this sounds like it'll be good. RaiderTalkUpNorth2 One of 'em came back last night, screamin' about claws and fangs and shit. He said they ran into a bunch of monsters a few miles north of the city. RaiderTalkUpNorth2 Those fuckin' morons... they ran into some kind of trouble up there. One of 'em came back last night, screamin' about monsters or some shit. RaiderTalkUpNorth3 You're shittin' me! Monsters? Hahaha! RaiderTalkUpNorth3 Monsters? They probably got their asses handed to 'em by some Wastelanders and ran home like a bunch of pussies. RaiderTalkUpNorth4 No shit. But he wouldn't stop screamin' about "claws of death". We finally got sick of it and put him down. RaiderTalkUpNorth4 That's what I said! After a couple hours, we just put a cap in him to get him to shut up. RaiderTalkUpNorth5 These rookies kill me sometimes. Monsters... heh... RaiderTalkUpNorth5 Dumbass rookies, man. RailroadRepsonse2a You really want to help? Take this. It's an internal component from the very android you're searching for. Don't ask how I obtained it. RailroadRepsonse2a Present it to Doctor Zimmer in Rivet City. Tell him the android is dead, and that was on the corpse. He'll believe you. RailroadRepsonse2a Do that, and Zimmer will go back to the Commonwealth, and leave that poor soul alone. Do that, and you'll have saved a man's life. RailroadRepsonse2b Fine. Blow me off. Live in denial. But take this. It's an internal component from the very android you're searching for. RailroadRepsonse2b Don't ask how I obtained it. If you change your mind, if you decide you want to help, present the component to Doctor Zimmer in Rivet City. RailroadRepsonse2b Tell him the android is dead, and that was on the corpse. He'll believe you. He'll go back to the Commonwealth, and you'll have saved a man's life. RailroadResponse1a Fine, let's cut to the chase. My name is Victoria Watts. I work for a movement whose goals are directly opposed to your own, apparently. RailroadResponse1a It seems you're trying very hard to locate an android my associates and I have tried very hard to hide. You can see how that puts us at odds. RailroadResponse1b Am I? You haven't talked to someone lately about a missing android? Or nosed around and found some information you should have left buried? RailroadResponse1b I belong to a movement that has taken great efforts to hide this android, to protect him. I think you see where I'm going with this... RailroadResponse1c Well... If that's true, then the first thing you need to do is halt your investigation. No more questions, no more searching. RailroadResponse1c The movement I'm involved with, we help his kind escape their Commonwealth-imposed slavery. We help them... disappear. You understand? RailroadResponse1d Don't you realize what you're doing? The path you're on has the potential to ruin a man's life. Is that what you really want? RailroadResponse1d Listen to me... I'm involved with a movement that has dedicated itself to saving these runaway androids. I can't let you interfere with that work. RCAngelaGreetNasty What?! That's gross! RCAngelaGreetNasty I'm not some whore. Get away from me before I call security. RCAngelaGreetNice Thank you. If you're hungry, stop by Gary's Galley. RCAngelaGreetNice Gary's my dad. The food's better than what you'll get in the Wasteland. RCAngelaGreetNice Dad and I have had a rough time, but we're getting by. RCAngelaGreetNice Since dad died, I'm on my own. It's better than living on the street. RCAngelaNameGalley It's named after my dad. He's dead. I used to help him run it, but now it's just me. RCAngelaNameGalley It's named after my dad. He's a great cook. RCAngelaNature Especially if he is a priest with a thick skull. RCAngelaNature Well, I'm not giving up. I just know we're made for each other. RCAngelaPheromone Really? Oh, thank you! I just know I can seduce Diego with this. RCAngelaPheromone Then he'll have to marry me. We'll be so happy! RCAngelaPheromone Yeah, right. I don't think I could get him drunk enough to do that. RCAngelaPheromone I wish I had some ant pheromones. Trinnie says they would make any man lose control. RCAngelaSeduce You're right. I should. But I can't. RCAngelaStaleyManTrouble You mean like hitting on me? RCAngelaStaleyManTrouble No. Most of them are polite. Even the ones like Diego that I'd want to flirt with seem to ignore me. RCBannonInsultClothes I...I meant no offense! RCBannonInsultClothes I was merely trying to encourage you to shop at Potomac Attire. RCBannonInsultClothes I'm sure you would find something there to suit you. RCBannonNotGoodEnough That's not what I meant. RCBannonNotGoodEnough What I meant was that my goods are of the highest quality, which I assume is what you are looking for. RCBannonRefinement Between you and me, keeping out the riff raff is good for business. RCBannonSeagraveAgree So you've met him, eh? Well he wants to replace me on the council. Now, I can't have that. No siree. RCBannonSeagraveAgree He's a shady character, I just can't prove it. If someone were to find something incriminating in his room... RCBannonSeagraveAgree Well, lets just say I would be very appreciative. RCBannonSeagraveDisagree A threat? No, of course not! Well, maybe. He wants to replace me on the council. RCBannonSeagraveDisagree He's a shady character, I just can't prove it. Now if someone were to find something incriminating in his room... RCBannonSeagraveDisagree Well, lets just say I would be very appreciative. RCBannonSeagraveExit Don't want to get mixed up in politics, eh? Don't blame you. RCBannonSeagraveLetter Really? I...I mean, I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you. RCBannonSeagraveLetter Tell Danvers about that letter right away. That will squash any hope he has of replacing me on the council. RCBannonSeagraveLetter Don't tell her I asked you to find it though. That would backfire in a nasty way. RCBelleFoulMouthed Yeah? Well it's my dump, not yours. Either order a drink or get out. RCBelleGossip Go talk to Vera if you want gossip. I don't talk bad about folks. RCBelleNicePlace You must be drunk. Are you going to order or what? RCBelleSwill Probably not. What'll you have? RCBrockNoSir Let's keep it that way. RCBrockNoSir Belle can mix almost anything, as long as its beer or whiskey. RCBrockTroublemaker Starting fights, breaking stuff, stealing. Hmmm. I think I'll keep a close eye on you. RCChristieYoungRelated Henry's my husband. RCChristieYoungRelated I have a daughter, C.J. too. You'll see her running around here with James Hargrave. RCChristieYoungRelated She's my daughter. You can usually find her running around with that James Hargrave. RCChurchDonate10 Every cap is needed. God bless you. RCChurchDonate100 A most generous offer. God bless you. RCChurchDonate50 A kind offering. God bless you. RCChurchDonateZero A kind thought, but we don't need your cast off belongings. RCChurchDonation You would? I mean, certainly! RCChurchDonation We humbly accept whatever you can spare. However, Saint Monica looks most favorably on donations of 100 caps or more. RCChurchDonation Father Clifford takes the donations. You'll have to talk to him. RCCindyCantelliSlowDown Sorry. I get nervous easily. When I'm nervous, I'm fast. I mean, I talk. Fast that is. See, I'm doing it again. RCCindyFunny Yeah. Paulie and I. Our shop is in the market. RCCindyFunny Boy, that sounded dumb! Where else would our shop be? Anyway, thanks. For being nice, that is. RCCindyRelax Oh. Okay. Well let me know if you want anything. To buy that is. RCCindyRelax Oh. Okay. Well stop by if you want anything. To buy that is. RCCindySampling No, no, no! I would never do that. RCCindySampling Paulie does. Sample it, I mean. He's my deadbeat husband. RCCindySampling No, no, no! I would never do that. RCCindySampling Paulie did. Sample it, I mean. He's dead now, thank God. RCDanversAppologize Yeah, well I don't have time for newbies like you. You got something on your mind, spill it. RCDanversBannonBlackmail That's pretty underhanded, even for Bannon. RCDanversBannonBlackmail Once word gets out, I bet the market vendors won't want him to represent them anymore. RCDanversBannonBlackmail Thank you for your help, citizen. RCDanversReportTo I'm his second in command. I run the night shift and he runs the day shift. RCDanversReportTo Is this conversation going somewhere? Because I've got things to do. RCDanversReportTo He's gone. I'm in charge now. RCDanversReportTo Did you want something, or are you just wasting my time? RCDanversSeagraveLetter This is bad. Seagrave Holmes was angling for a seat on the council. RCDanversSeagraveLetter He can forget about that now. Once the market vendors get wind of his past, they'll never trust him. Too bad. RCDiegoChurch Oh, yes! Father Clifford conducts services every Sunday morning. You should come. RCDiegoChurch Oh, yes! I conduct services every Sunday morning. You should come. RCDiegoCrazy Father Clifford says she is my trial. My temptation. RCDiegoCrazy I must chose between her and the Church. I have chosen the Church. RCDiegoKeepSecret I forgive you. More importantly, God forgives you. RCDiegoPriest Father Clifford. The sanctuary is in the ship's fore, on the upper deck. The good father holds services every Sunday morning. RCDiegoThreaten I swear to you, our relationship is chaste. I am only her friend. RCDiegoThreaten However, I must confess, I have not done all I could. I am sorely tempted. RCDiegoThreaten You have given me new resolve. I will tell Angela we cannot see each other again. Even as friends. RCDirections I suppose. RCDirectionsHealing Doctor Preston is in the upper deck, fore section. That's the top interior floor in the southwest end. RCDirectionsInCharge It doesn't work like that. I'm in charge of security. Doctor Li runs most of everything else. RCDirectionsInCharge Bannon kind of represents the merchants. He also owns Potomac Attire. RCDirectionsInCharge Depends. Chief Harkness is in charge of security. He patrols the whole city. Security bunks down in the tower. RCDirectionsInCharge Doctor Li kind of runs everything else. She's in the aft. That's the northeast end of the city. RCDirectionsInCharge It doesn't work like that. We're just security. Doctor Li runs most of everything else. RCDirectionsInCharge Bannon kind of represents the merchants. He also owns Potomac Attire. RCDirectionsRest The common room is free, but the beds are lousy. It's on the midship deck. A big open room with lots of beds. You can't miss it. RCDirectionsRest If you want to sleep well rested, rent a room from Vera Weatherly. She's on the upper deck. RCDirectionsScienceLab The door on the left goes to the stairwell. From there, just keep heading west. RCDirectionsScienceLab At the stern. That's the west end to you. RCDirectionsStores Hangar deck. Right in the middle of the ship. Can't miss it. RCDirectionsStores Hangar deck. Right in the middle of the ship. Can't miss it. RCDirectionsStores But it's closed now. Check back in the morning. It opens pretty early. RCDocPrestonDrugs You can get that crap down at A Quick Fix. It's in the market. RCDocPrestonDrugs I'm a doctor, not a dealer. I'll fix you as best I can if you're hurt. RCDocPrestonSteal Don't get any cute ideas. Security is just a shout away. RCDocPrestonSteal Now, if you've got any medical issues, let's hear them. RCFatherCliffordChurch Yes. My flock is all of Rivet City. You should come to services this Sunday. I'll be telling the tale of Saint Monica. RCFatherCliffordDiegoRumor Of course, you're right. It's not like you saw it with your own eyes. I'm sure it's just gossip. RCFatherCliffordDiegoRumor Sorry I overreacted. So many of my hopes for the church lie in Diego that it would be devastating to have him leave. RCFatherCliffordSawIt Ah! Diego! What have you done! RCFatherCliffordSawIt He has forced my hand. I cannot let him be a priest now. RCFatherCliffordSawIt This may be the end of the faith if I cannot find another acolyte. RCFlakAfraid Here? In Rivet City? RCFlakAfraid I'm packing and most of the rest of these guys are packing. Not to mention security. RCFlakBigGuns We usually have a few. I'd have to check the inventory. RCFlakBigGuns Stop by the shop. Either Shrapnel or I will show you what we've got. RCFlakLousy I don't put the good stuff out on the table. If you're interested, I can show you the stuff in the locker. RCFlakName Like that's your real name? RCFlakName The names are good for business. And if you don't think I'm tough enough, just try me. RCFlakPeashooter I'm sure that was just luck. You should upgrade. Check out our shop in the market. RCGaryNotNow Suit yourself. RCGaryStaleyBadFood Why you... RCGaryStaleyBadFood ...I mean, of course it's edible. RCGaryStaleyBadFood You should come by and try the Mirelurk Cakes. They're my specialty. RCGaryStaleyHungry Perfect timing then! My Galley is in the market, at the far end. I'll save you some Mirelurk Cakes. RCGaryStaleyJudgeMyself Ah, a true Wasteland warrior. Still, you should stop by my Galley in the market and try a Mirelurk cake. I'm sure you'll love it. RCGaryStaleyLoveMirelurk Then you are in for a treat! RCGaryStaleyOtherFood Uh...maybe you should sit in the corner. I can check to see if we have any squirrel if you wish. RCGoodbye Nothing, sir. RCGoodbye Oddly, sir? No, I haven't seen anyone else acting oddly. RCGoodbye So far everything's been quiet. RCGoodbye Sounds good. I'm beat. RCGoodbye No. I haven't seen anything. RCGoodbye Nothing I'd contact security for. RCGoodbye I think we're out of wine, but I'll check. RCGoodbye Er...uh...yes. I think so. No, I'm quite certain. Yes. RCGoodbye Really? That would be wonderful. I don't have enough caps right now, but I've been saving them up. RCGoodbye I'm just looking. I'm sure you don't have anything that would make me 18 any sooner. RCGoodbye You bastard! And to think I loved you! I hate you. RCGoodbye Thank you, Father. I'll ask him again, but he doesn't want to close the restaurant on Sunday mornings. RCGoodbye Okay. Don't forget to check the oven. Nobody will eat a burnt iguana. RCGoodbye He's not like that, dad. Diego's a gentleman...unfortunately. RCGoodbye No thanks, Paulie. Last time I tried that stuff Diego got so mad at me. I'll just get you some noodles. RCGoodbye We just got in a fresh batch. I'll go blow the dust off of one. RCGoodbye Sorry, Mr. Shrapnel. My dad asked me to see if you had anything new, and to check out what ammo you have. RCGoodbye Sorry, Mr. Shrapnel. I just came by to see if you had anything new, and to check out what ammo you have. RCGoodbye Diego takes me up there at night, but the sun isn't up then. Oh! I'm late Miss Vera. Goodbye! RCGoodbye Brock. RCGoodbye Harkness. RCGoodbye Yes, I am. Thank you. RCGoodbye Yes, sir. That may be the case. RCGoodbye There does seem to be some tension between the two decks. However, you're drunk. Just leave us alone. RCGoodbye No. Not today. Just bring me some Mole Rat, rare. RCGoodbye Of course. Just don't touch it. I don't want any grease stains from that kitchen on it. RCGoodbye Too bad for you, you mean. It's good business for me. RCGoodbye Shhh. I'm trying to listen. RCGoodbye I guess so. No law against it. Or at least none that I've signed. RCGoodbye We decided to build a railing on the flight deck, just as soon as we can get the scrap metal. Other than that, no. RCGoodbye Brahmin steak, with scotch. RCGoodbye Dresses don't grow on trees, Vera. I can only sell what the outlanders bring me. RCGoodbye You're always trying to pull that shit. You know I don't run tabs for nobody, Tammy. RCGoodbye That's a load of crap. Preach to them if you have to, but don't get in the way of their drinking. RCGoodbye Don't tell me how to run my business, Brock. These prices have worked for 30 years, and they be fine for 30 more. RCGoodbye This is the last one, Trinnie. You're too goddamn drunk. RCGoodbye You're full of crap, Father. If you keep bothering my customers, I'm going to throw you out. Again. RCGoodbye You're a Mirelurk humping, Wasteland reject, Armitage. You're getting a beer, and you're paying for it. And I expect a tip. RCGoodbye I don't serve that swill here. Beer, whiskey, even some wine, but no goddamn water. RCGoodbye Not much call for wine. Real men drink beer or whiskey. RCGoodbye Potent. It'll burn all the way down. RCGoodbye One glass of rotgut, coming up. RCGoodbye Armitage. RCGoodbye Your stuff is too expensive. I'm saving up for something special though. RCGoodbye Nope. Leastwise none that you need to worry about. RCGoodbye Not today. I've got enough for a while. RCGoodbye I'm hoping to have the caps for a new one next month. RCGoodbye Tammy, you're always drunk in the Rudder. Now go bother someone else. RCGoodbye Yeah, my life is real glamorous. You just keep believing that, kid. RCGoodbye He won't know what hit him. RCGoodbye You're too young. And right now, you're too drunk. Sober up and we'll see if you still want to have this conversation. RCGoodbye Actually, Father, I'm a real asshole. Now get out of my face before I toss you in with the Mirelurks. RCGoodbye Careful, Sister. Bigger isn't always badder. RCGoodbye Mirelurk Cakes with a beer. RCGoodbye Better than last time. I hate the taste of Mirelurk. RCGoodbye Not now, dear. You'll spoil your meal. RCGoodbye Shhh! It's not polite to ask that here. Now eat your food. Daddy paid good money for it. RCGoodbye Shhh! It's not polite to ask that here. Now eat your food. I paid good money for it. RCGoodbye Shhh! Don't say things like that in church. Now be quiet and listen to Father Clifford. RCGoodbye They are well, Father. C.J. is growing up so fast. I am so proud of her. RCGoodbye As well as can be expected, Father. I'm still recovering from CJ's death. RCGoodbye Father Clifford looks pleased. RCGoodbye You go if you want. There's too many of the wrong sort up there at this time of night. RCGoodbye If you people would take better care of your own spaces, it wouldn't be a problem. RCGoodbye I'll have a Mirelurk cake and some water. RCGoodbye I've got nothing like that here. Why don't you go have a drink in the Muddy Rudder? That should do it. RCGoodbye I like sitting next you. I...nevermind. RCGoodbye Paulie stole the key. I'll need you to stop by and change the lock for me. RCGoodbye Water and a Mirelurk cake, please. RCGoodbye I don't think you need a love potion, dear. Besides, none of these will do that. If they did, Paulie would...never mind. RCGoodbye I don't think you need a love potion, dear. Besides, none of these will do that. RCGoodbye Yeah, right. As soon as I'm gone, you'll use all the inventory, Paulie. How about I just close up tonight. RCGoodbye Anything I might give you would come with a side effect. Why don't you go to Doctor Preston? RCGoodbye Anything I might give you would come with a side effect. It's too bad Doctor Preston isn't with us anymore. RCGoodbye I really miss him. I didn't think it would hurt this much. RCGoodbye James isn't so bad, Chief. He's my friend. I'll make sure he's good. RCGoodbye Thank you, Father. I tried, but his mother said no. Sorry. RCGoodbye That doesn't sound like any fun. Let's just play hide and seek. RCGoodbye Not yet, Dad. In a minute. RCGoodbye Okay, Mom. RCGoodbye Sorry, Mom. RCGoodbye Aw, Mom, do I have to? RCGoodbye I am...I mean, thank you, Mr. Holmes. RCGoodbye Hello, Mrs. Cantelli. RCGoodbye Sorry. I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. RCGoodbye Just some mutfruit and a Nuka-Cola please. RCGoodbye Just keeping the deck safe for all you Upper Deck types. RCGoodbye Paulie, you're wasted. Just do me a favor and don't fall off the deck. RCGoodbye I suppose that's true. Doesn't mean I have to like it though. RCGoodbye I'll send someone down to change the locks. RCGoodbye Bitch. RCGoodbye Everything is quiet, sir. RCGoodbye All quiet, Commander. RCGoodbye Dude, that would be such a drag. Last resort, man. Last resort. RCGoodbye Dude, that sounds sweet. But, uh...I'm kinda broke. Soon as I get some caps, though, I'm there with ya. RCGoodbye Sure thing, Mei. I'll clean it up later. Right now I've got this song stuck in my head. RCGoodbye Me? Read? That would be awesome. I've heard there's a lot of cool stuff in books. RCGoodbye Dude, I will definitely not let that happen. I'll get right on that life thing though. Maybe after my nap. RCGoodbye No offense Father, but Saint Monica has never done anything for me. I've always had to take care of myself. RCGoodbye I'm like, kinda short on caps. I'll just have a carrot, an apple, and some water. RCGoodbye My relationship with Angela is strictly platonic, Commander. Saint Monica's blessing to you. RCGoodbye God Bless you, Vera. You are too kind to us. RCGoodbye We're not alone, so it'll have to wait. Maybe later today. RCGoodbye That's not very polite, Angela, but thank you anyway. RCGoodbye Lord give me strength. RCGoodbye Well, I, uh, that is, sure. You are incredibly sexy. Not that I've noticed. I am going a priest, and they don't...um, well, you know. RCGoodbye No, not yet. I'm still studying the life of Saint Monica. Hopefully someday soon. RCGoodbye Yes, Father Clifford. I've already cleaned the sanctuary. I'll put out fresh candles too. RCGoodbye Yes, Father Clifford. RCGoodbye Yes, Doctor Preston. Father Clifford and I will minister to the needs of their souls. We let you minister to the needs of their bodies. RCGoodbye Yes, Doctor Preston. I will minister to the needs of their souls. You can minister to the needs of their bodies. RCGoodbye I hope I will live up to his example. See you next week Mrs. Young. RCGoodbye Yes, it was.
Excuse me. See you next week Vera.
RCGoodbye He was? I mean, I know. He tries very hard Mister Young. See you next week. RCGoodbye Then I'll try the iguana. RCGoodbye I'll try, but he's pretty set in his ways. See you next week, Mei. RCGoodbye No. Ask Mister Buckingham. RCGoodbye Not yet. Give me a few minutes, Mister Buckingham. RCGoodbye It's about time. Sorry, Henry. I know you're doing the best you can, but these delays are frustrating. RCGoodbye Perfect. I'll be ready for them. RCGoodbye So you say. All I see is wasted time away from my work. That's what Rivet City really needs from me. RCGoodbye Make sure it's locked this time. We don't want them stolen again. RCGoodbye Oh. So you did. RCGoodbye And it's my job to make sure you stay that way, so just let me do my job. RCGoodbye That's wonderful. I've read about broccoli in the old books, but I've never seen any. RCGoodbye I suppose it can't hurt. Just try not to disturb anyone that's sleeping. RCGoodbye I suppose. Don't go filling their heads with any of that faith healing crap though. RCGoodbye Am I that predictable? I guess so. Yes, the usual. RCGoodbye I am a man of peace, Brock. I am only here to preach the word of the Lord. RCGoodbye There is always the opportunity to help others. God still has a purpose for you in this life. RCGoodbye They need their eternal souls saved too, Doctor Preston. Have no fear, I won't occupy them for long. RCGoodbye Just leave. I cannot bear to look at you. You are hereby excommunicated from the church. May your soul wither in purgatory. RCGoodbye I'm thinking of preaching about one of the seven deadly sins. I haven't decided which one though. RCGoodbye I'm glad you thought so, Vera. Bless you. RCGoodbye Thank you, Henry. And God bless you. RCGoodbye Thank you, Angela. RCGoodbye I pray that the whole congregation feels the same way, Christie. RCGoodbye Nice of you to say so, Mei. RCGoodbye I can see that liquor has affected your temper. Good day, sir. RCGoodbye No, no. Just call me Father, not Mister. Sometimes I think Vera programmed you that way just to annoy me. I'll just have water. RCGoodbye Can't complain. I've got some new stuff in. You should come by and take a look. RCGoodbye Bring them by anytime. RCGoodbye Nah. Just break it down for parts. RCGoodbye Ammo's moving, but not the guns. They just don't break down like they used to. RCGoodbye Really? I heard it was tough and too salty. I think I'll have Mirelurk Cakes instead. RCGoodbye I'm thinking about firing off a couple. RCGoodbye Get me a beer. RCGoodbye I got a little of everything. Go ahead and pick out what you want. RCGoodbye Don't worry. I'll keep it under control tonight. RCGoodbye Okay, just this once. Belle, another beer for Trinnie. RCGoodbye It's a mighty sweet temptation, Father. Now leave me the fuck alone. RCGoodbye Mirelurk Cakes, and a beer. RCGoodbye Thanks for the advice. RCGoodbye I don't see her much these days. I'd much rather she spend her time with Diego than with someone like that Ted Strayer. RCGoodbye No tabs. Nobody gets a tab. I'll get you your usual, and you'll pay me, as usual. RCGoodbye My pleasure, Tammy. I think I have some Iguana Bits for James. RCGoodbye Right away, Tammy. RCGoodbye Coming up, Flak. RCGoodbye An excellent choice, Seagrave. RCGoodbye That wasn't burnt, Shrapnel. It was blackened. It's a gourmet method I read about. I'll make it tartar this time. RCGoodbye I made them just yesterday. RCGoodbye With pleasure Mrs. Cantelli. RCGoodbye Sure. Since your parents aren't around to tell you no, you get to make your own choices. RCGoodbye So long as it's okay with your parents, C.J. RCGoodbye Okay. I'll go lower the bucket. RCGoodbye No. It's the same as yesterday. And last week. And the week before. Let me know if you want to order. RCGoodbye Yes, Doctor Li. RCGoodbye Certainly, Janice. RCGoodbye I'm not a very religious man, Diego. Sorry. RCGoodbye Sorry Henry. I'll remove them before the end of the day. RCGoodbye No. I don't do chems. I'm this way from hard work and sweat, two things I'm sure you don't know. Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to eat. Alone. RCGoodbye Just fine. Lots of people are asking me about it. RCGoodbye Not yet. RCGoodbye Good thing too. I don't feel like busting heads tonight. RCGoodbye First thing tomorrow, Commander Danvers. RCGoodbye Ted, you're wasting your life. You need to find a purpose, or at least find a job. By the way, Christie Young could use some help. RCGoodbye Ted, you're wasting your life. You need to find a purpose, or at least find a job. RCGoodbye Thank you, Diego. Speaking of rounds, I need to get back to them. RCGoodbye You're wasted, Paulie. If you're going to stay on the flight deck, try to stay away from the railing. RCGoodbye I'm sure the boys will use them for target practice. You might want to stay below deck. RCGoodbye Yes, Doctor Li. I've recalibrated with them. RCGoodbye I'll make that your bedtime story. Now run along, sweetie. RCGoodbye Not yet, sweetheart. Finish you meal first. RCGoodbye Church will be over soon. Just try and sit still. RCGoodbye Don't make a fuss over it. Their just kids. Besides, maybe C.J. will rub off on James and not the other way around. RCGoodbye Amen. We have each other, and we have C.J. RCGoodbye The transformer is still touch and go. Doctor Li hopes her most recent tests will be good. RCGoodbye Thank you, Father. I pray every night for her success. RCGoodbye I'll check it out before the end of the day. RCGoodbye Not right now. Check back with me later. RCGoodbye Take your sarcasm somewhere else, Cindy. It's not my fault you married an addict and I have a family. RCGoodbye Have you no sense of decency? I just want something to dull the memory. I can't believe she's dead. RCGoodbye Good idea, Seagrave. I'll be by later. RCGoodbye I'll have Iguana on a Stick. C.J. will have some Mutfruit and a Nuka-Cola. RCGoodbye I'll have Iguana on a Stick. RCGoodbye Fu...I mean, yes sir, Chief Harkness. RCGoodbye Yes, mom. RCGoodbye I wasn't doing anything! And C.J. is my friend. I hate you! I hope you die! RCGoodbye I'm not a squirt! My name is James, and you're an asshole. My mom said you're good for nothing, and she oughta know. RCGoodbye I want an Iguana on a Stick, but my mom won't let me have one. RCGoodbye Just give me some Iguana Bits. RCGoodbye They should be just fine. Try it again. RCGoodbye I've got a new strain of lima bean I'm developing. I'll bring a sample sometime. RCGoodbye That sounds like a good idea. I'll ask Doctor Li which papers I can let you have. I'll get back to you later. RCGoodbye They're fine. However, I have two others that are making odd noises. Please check them out soon. RCGoodbye Thank you, Garza. RCGoodbye No, I'm fine Mister Buckingham. RCGoodbye Thank you, Chief. I'm terrified that he will recognize me. I hope he leaves soon. RCGoodbye Yes, I am Chief. Now I can sleep at night without wondering if he'll take me while I'm sleeping. RCGoodbye Look, I keep telling you. I'm not into that. Psycho rots your brain. Just leave me alone. RCGoodbye Yes. Every night on the flight deck. Paulie, those chems are trashing your memory. Now let me eat in peace. RCGoodbye My story is my business. I just want to be left alone. RCGoodbye Yeah, yeah. You've been telling me this for months. Besides, once you're gone, you won't be around to miss anything. RCGoodbye Could I have some Iguana Bits and a Nuka-Cola, please? RCGoodbye Thank you, Father. Attending church always makes me feel stronger. RCGoodbye I am trying Father. I just don't see how Saint Monica can stop a bullet or break a set of manacles. But, I will try. RCGoodbye That would be nice, Mister Buckingham. RCGoodbye Yes, Mister Washington. RCGoodbye Yes, sir. RCGoodbye Your food will be ready shortly, Mister Zimmer. RCGoodbye Certainly, Sir. RCGoodbye Very good, sir. RCGoodbye Yes, ma'am. RCGoodbye I'd like two carrots and some water. RCGoodbye Life is hell. My life is hell. I just wish I had the courage to do something about it. Why don't you just leave me alone. RCGoodbye Thank you, but no. I talk to Father Clifford, but it doesn't seem to help me. RCGoodbye I'm not sure it will help, but I will pray with you, Father. RCGoodbye That might be best. Would you please ask Father Clifford if I might have a few moments of his time? RCGoodbye I know, I know. Tonight's my last night. Honest. RCGoodbye Whoa. No such thing as too much. In fact, I'm going to do some more. RCGoodbye Water and Iguana Bits. RCGoodbye Don't worry about me. Uh, huh. I can take care of myself. RCGoodbye Sir! Yes, Sir! RCGoodbye Ha, ha! Nothing you'd be interested in. Only good stuff. RCGoodbye If you ever change your mind, Vera. I'll be here, waiting. RCGoodbye A man can hope, Danvers. Besides, I don't have a problem with the Upper Deck like you do. RCGoodbye Noodles and beer. A match made in heaven, eh? RCGoodbye Not today, Angela. Maybe next week. RCGoodbye I learned my lesson, Danvers. Just keep those damn Raiders away from me. RCGoodbye Sure thing. I'll bring them by later for you. RCGoodbye It's fine. You worry too much. RCGoodbye You need a new joke, Cindy. I've only heard that one about a million times. RCGoodbye Whiskey, straight. RCGoodbye It's doing well enough for me to come down here and buy drinks. RCGoodbye Nah. You gotta buy at least one box. RCGoodbye We only had one night together, Trinnie. Go get your own drinks. RCGoodbye Give me a Brahmin steak, potato, and a beer. RCGoodbye Hells bells, girl. I ain't no mister. Just call me Shrapnel. Yeah, I got some 10mm rounds. I'll bring them over to him later. RCGoodbye Sure, I'll take a drink. Flak and I don't talk about our past. Everyone knows we weren't born on Rivet City though. RCGoodbye Armitage. RCGoodbye I won't be causing any more trouble, Commander...Bitch. RCGoodbye Beer. And don't let it get empty. RCGoodbye I'm here to drink, not to fight. RCGoodbye Not happening, Trinnie. I already paid that debt. Go find someone else to hit up. RCGoodbye Hey, I've got my own problems. I don't have time to be on the lookout for yours. RCGoodbye Yeah, it's just fine. Unless of course you want to warm my bed for me? Nah? Then stop botherin' me. RCGoodbye Step away from my beer, Father, or I'll be raising my fist. RCGoodbye Don't call me Mister, you goddamn bucket of bolts! Just bring me an iguana on stick. RCGoodbye Fucking junk heap. I should start eating at Gary's. RCGoodbye To hell with that brat. And to hell with you, Harkness. I'll drink as much as I want. RCGoodbye Shut your trap. You'll eat what I give you and be grateful for it, or I'll give you something to be really sorry for. RCGoodbye Do I look like I give a crap? Now get away from me. I don't want you filling James' head with your dopehead ideas. RCGoodbye Do I look like I give a crap? Now get away from me. RCGoodbye Other than you? No. RCGoodbye Whiskey and water. Go light on the water. RCGoodbye James? Who knows where that little shit has run off to. Mind your own business, Brock. I'm going to get a drink. RCGoodbye Mole rat, well done, with wine. Leave the bottle. James has been bad. He gets a carrot and some water. RCGoodbye Mole rat, well done, with wine. Leave the bottle. RCGoodbye Sure thing, Chief. Next time I'll take him into the back to fuck him instead. Sheesh! RCGoodbye Fuck you, bitch. Oh, wait. Nobody wants to because you're too fugly! RCGoodbye I'll say when I've had enough. You aren't my mother, Belle, so fuck off. RCGoodbye Not yet. I'm still able to remember. Leave me alone, Brock. You aren't my father. Thank God, too. RCGoodbye I'm not that desperate. RCGoodbye You're wrong. I haven't had enough to drink. In fact, I think I'll order another one right now. RCGoodbye Huh? I don't get it. Nevermind. Just buy me another drink. RCGoodbye I prefer beer to whiskey, Father. And unless you want to buy me the next round, get lost. RCGoodbye Thank you, Chief Harkness. RCGoodbye Mister Buckingham can handle the Weatherly for a couple of hours. RCGoodbye A girl has to be able to protect herself, even if that means buying a gun. RCGoodbye I guess I'll just be window shopping then. RCGoodbye I know, I know. He's nice enough, but just not my type. Take care, and don't spread too much gossip. RCGoodbye I just stopped by to say hello. And to see if you have anything new for sale. RCGoodbye You go do what you have to. I don't want to watch that. RCGoodbye You need to stop giving me special discounts, Seagrave. A new toaster oven would sure be handy though. I'll pick it up later. RCGoodbye Thank you, Father. I've been trying to get Seagrave to come to church too, but he's stubborn. RCGoodbye Thank you, Father. I always feel the presence of the Lord when I pray here. RCGoodbye No. He's never going to notice you, Cindy. Especially if you're still with Paulie. Just forget about Bannon. RCGoodbye Stop! You're embarrassing me, but thank you. I should go. I want to see Cindy and Angela too. RCGoodbye Stop! You're embarrassing me, but thank you. I should go. RCGoodbye I've told you before. I don't feel that way about you. I'm sorry. RCGoodbye I'll see what I can find, Mister Armitage. RCGoodbye Certainly, Mister Zimmer. RCGoodbye Oh, he notices all right. You should forget about him. Priests are married to God and take vows of celibacy. RCGoodbye No, not right now. Carry on Mister Buckingham. RCGoodbye
Sometimes I hate working with robots.
RCGoodbye Yes, of course. I'll watch my alcohol intake. RCGoodbye Good. Stay alert. He could be anywhere. RCGoodbye Relax. I'm sure there is no danger here. RCGoodbye Not yet, Chief Harkness. RCGoodbye I could really care less about you and your brat, Madam. RCGoodbye Your food is very nourshing, Vera. RCGoodbye A glass of wine, if you please. RCGoodbye Yes. Iguana Bits, water, and a piece of fruit. Anything will do. RCGoodbye I'm on patrol, punk. Try and stay out of my way. RCGoodbye02 Don't worry, Diego. I'll take care of you. I even found a room below decks for us. Our love will sustain us. RCGoodbye02 Of course I'm excited. Diego is a wreck though. My dad might have to help him up the aisle instead of me. RCGoodbye02 Diego insisted. He may not be a priest any more, but he still has his faith. RCGoodbye02 Oh, Dad! Stop that or you'll have me crying. You can visit Diego and me any time. And I'll still be working with you. RCGoodbye02 Thank you Mister Holmes. We'll need lots of things for our new home, so I'm sure we'll be shopping here. RCGoodbye02 It took him long enough to get the hint. I had to practically write it out for him. Men! RCGoodbye02 Yes, I got the invitation. I wouldn't miss you and Diego's wedding for anything. RCGoodbye02 Why are you so mean sometimes? I'm always nice to you. RCGoodbye02 This week doesn't look good either, Father. RCGoodbye02 God and Saint Monica hear my sermons. That's good enough for me. RCGoodbye02 Sorry. I just don't have enough money, Angela. I really wish I could. RCGoodbye02 Thank you. No, they don't have a date for the wedding yet, but it will be soon. RCGoodbye02 I am. Diego is a good boy. They will make a happy couple. RCGoodbye02 My little girl is all grown up. I hope I don't cry at the wedding. RCGoodbye02 Thank you, Diego. You'll make a fine priest some day. RCGoodbye02 She's not a bitch, you are! I hate you! You're ruining my life. RCGoodbye03 I'm on my break, so I'm just looking around. I guess you don't have anything new today. RCGoodbye03 Your mom was no Saint Monica. I wouldn't want someone like her. Besides, I like cooking. RCGoodbye03 It's ready for you, Father. RCGoodbye04 I'll try that. RCGoodbye05 Yeah. That was bad. I'm sure they'll do something about it. RCGoodbye06 I'm sure she'll just scrounge some from the lower deck. RCGoodbye07 I never expected it to happen in my lifetime. I can hardly wait to taste clean water. RCGoodbye08 Good for them. I think slavery is horrible. RCGoodbye09 I heard a lot of them got away and made it to the Citadel. I hope the Enclave leaves us alone. RCGoodbye10 Thank God! That was such an annoying broadcast. RCGoodbye11 I used to think Rivet City was such a safe place. RCGoodbye12 That's just a myth. I bet some deranged Ghoul did it though. Well, I gotta run. RCGoodbye13 Me too. Nothing is getting through these walls! RCGoodbye14 It's a tough job. I wouldn't want it. RCGoodbye15 The ship's water isn't much better. If we don't get fresh water soon, we'll all end up like her. RCIDo I do. RCIDo I do. RCJamesHargraveDifuse Go jump off the flight deck, asshole. RCJamesHargraveFamily My mom is probably drunk, and my dad's dead. RCJamesHargraveFamily Is that good enough for you, asshole? RCJamesHargraveFamily Dead. Some asshole like you killed them. RCJamesHargraveProvoke I'll show you. I'll show all of you! RCJamesHargraveProvoke When I'm gone, my mom will really miss me. RCJamesHargraveSaveYourself You're still an asshole. Well, guess what. I'm going to follow you anyway. RCJamesHargraveSaveYourself And if you aren't going back, we'll just stay here. RCJamesHargraveSaveYourself You're just mean! I hope your Mom and Dad die! RCJamesHargraveScared I ain't scared, and I ain't your son. RCJamesHargraveScared Any other stupid questions, asshole? RCJamesHargraveSteal Of course I'm not afraid. I'll take it and he'll never know. I'll have it by tomorrow. RCJamesHargraveSteal Sure. I pinched this from his table. He never even saw me. RCJamesHargraveSteal I can get you some more by tomorrow. RCJamesHargraveTakeHome Thanks, mister. RCJamesHargraveTakeHome Thanks, lady. RCJamesHargraveTakeHome Thank you, mister. I promise to be good from now on. RCJamesHargraveTakeHome Thank you, ma'am. I promise to be good from now on. RCJamesHargraveTaunt Oh yeah? Well...well...you're an asshole. RCLoveYou I love you Diego. RCLoveYou I love you too, Angela. RCMeiWongDontWorry Really? Oh, thank you. RCMeiWongDontWorry Can you help me? I've been so worried with him around. I can hardly sleep at night. RCMeiWongGun Thank you! I'll go to Flak and Shrapnel's just before closing. RCMeiWongGun I don't have anything to give you, but I think I can trust you with a secret. RCMeiWongGun If you ever go up north, there is a secret slave hide out called Temple of the Union. You might find them useful. RCMeiWongGun Thank you! I'll go to Flak and Shrapnel's just before closing. RCMeiWongGun I guess that was too much to ask for. Farewell. RCMeiWongIntimidate No! Don't take me back! I would rather die than be a slave for that awful Allistair Tenpenny. RCMeiWongIntroduction I suppose it doesn't matter if I tell you. RCMeiWongIntroduction I used to be a slave. I saw a Slaver on this ship, his name is Sister. I'm afraid he's after me. RCMeiWongIntroduction I suppose nothing, now. I've been hunted for so long, being safe here in Rivet City is strange. Sorry. RCMeiWongNotMyProblem That's easy to say. You don't have anyone from your past after you. RCMeiWongNotMyProblem I just feel so helpless. RCMeiWongNuts I'm sorry. I'm just so on edge all the time. RCMeiWongRevealed Oh, my God! What am I going to do now? How could you? RCMeiWongRevealed Get away from me! RCMeiWongSister No. He's a big, scary Slaver. He's staying at the Weatherly Hotel. I try to avoid him because he might recognize me. RCMeiWongSlave No! Please, don't tell Sister. I think he's a Slaver. I don't want to be taken by him. RCMeiWongThinkAboutIt I...I am at your mercy. RCMeiWongYourOwn I suppose it was wrong of me to ask you for help. I won't talk to you about this again. RCMisterBuckinghamOwner I serve Miss Vera Weatherly, proprietor of the Weatherly Hotel. RCMisterBuckinghamQuestion This is the Weatherly Hotel. It's the finest establishment in Rivet City. RCMisterLopezChurch That's what Father Clifford says. I'm not sure I believe that. I'll think about it. RCMisterLopezCoward You're right. I've failed everyone. Even my family. RCMisterLopezNotInvolved Whatever. RCMisterLopezSad Is it that obvious? I suppose so. RCMisterLopezSad My family was killed by Raiders. I don't have much to live for any more. RCMisterLopezSuicide Thank you. A quick shove should do it. RCMisterLopezTedStrayer Ted Strayer? I suppose I could talk to him. He is kind of a lost boy. RCMisterLopezTedStrayer Thank you, stranger. RCMisterLopezWhyNot Nobody does. I'm not very memorable. RCMisterLopezWhyNot Don't worry, it won't be a problem for much longer. RCMisterLopezWrong You may be right, but I have nothing to live for. RCPackageEnd Damn! I forgot to eat breakfast again. RCPackageEnd I'd better get back to the museum. RCPackageEnd Oh! Look at the time. I'd better go get something to eat. RCPackageEnd I'd better get back. RCPackageEnd Dad, my shift's over. I'm going to do some shopping. RCPackageEnd I'd better get home. Dad will be worried. RCPackageEnd See you tomorrow night, Diego. RCPackageEnd Well, I need to go open up. RCPackageEnd I'm out of here. RCPackageEnd Closing time. RCPackageEnd
I'm tired.
RCPackageEnd Another day, another dollar. RCPackageEnd Shit. I've got a Council meeting. RCPackageEnd Think I'll get something to nibble on. RCPackageEnd Where did I put that food? RCPackageEnd I'm getting tired. Watch the bar, Brock. RCPackageEnd Belle! Time to get up! RCPackageEnd Maybe I'll go topside. RCPackageEnd That's enough fresh air for one day. RCPackageEnd I suppose I can make do with my old gun for another week. RCPackageEnd Let me know if you get anything new in, Bannon. RCPackageEnd I'm going to take a food break, Belle. RCPackageEnd Enough chit-chat. I need to get to work. Those halls won't clean themselves. RCPackageEnd This deck is as good as it's going to get today. I need to move on to the mid-deck. RCPackageEnd My feet are killing me. Time to go home. I'll finish this up tomorrow. RCPackageEnd I hope Paulie hasn't injected all our inventory. RCPackageEnd Bannon! Wait for me! RCPackageEnd Oh, boy! I'm hungry. RCPackageEnd Mmm. That smells good. RCPackageEnd I'm going to go play with James. RCPackageEnd Bye, James. RCPackageEnd
Time to go on patrol.
RCPackageEnd I think I'll get some air out on the Flight Deck. RCPackageEnd I'm full. Time for a nap. RCPackageEnd I'm getting kind of hungry. RCPackageEnd Think I'll go exploring. RCPackageEnd Good morning, Father Clifford. RCPackageEnd We should go get some breakfast, Father Clifford. RCPackageEnd It's time for our evening meal, Father Clifford. RCPackageEnd We should be heading to the clinic, Father Clifford. RCPackageEnd Angela, let's go up to the Flight Deck. It's more private up there. RCPackageEnd It's late. We should go home, Angela. RCPackageEnd Think I'll go get some lunch. RCPackageEnd Well, if anyone needs me, I'll be in my room. RCPackageEnd That was a fine meal. I've got to get back to my patients. RCPackageEnd Well, Janice, I need to get going. RCPackageEnd Doctor Li, it's been a pleasure, but it's late and I have to go. RCPackageEnd Doctor Preston, I'll be back in a couple of days to visit with your patients again. RCPackageEnd Church services are held every Sunday morning. I hope to see you there. RCPackageEnd Mister Buckingham, it was delicious, as always. RCPackageEnd Vera, it was a feast. God bless you. RCPackageEnd I've heard enough for tonight. RCPackageEnd Think I'll go have some fun. RCPackageEnd Better open up. The breakfast crowd will be here soon. RCPackageEnd I'm beat, I'm going to go take a nap. RCPackageEnd I'm going to grab a bite to eat. RCPackageEnd Time to lock up. Tomorrow starts early. RCPackageEnd Whoa! Almost overslept. Angela wouldn't be happy about that. RCPackageEnd I'm going top side for a while. RCPackageEnd Time to call it a day. RCPackageEnd Time for my walk around. RCPackageEnd Think I'll walk the flight deck. RCPackageEnd I'm bushed. Think I'll turn in. RCPackageEnd Time for the Council meeting. Don't want to be late. RCPackageEnd Time for breakfast. Let's go. RCPackageEnd We'll be late for church. Hurry up. RCPackageEnd I'm off to work. RCPackageEnd I need to run up to the tower for a few hours. RCPackageEnd Quittin' time. I can't wait to get home. RCPackageEnd Quitting time. I'm heading home. RCPackageEnd
Time to go to bed.
RCPackageEnd I'm done, mom. I'm going to go play with C.J. RCPackageEnd I'm done, mom. I'm going to go play. RCPackageEnd I've got to go home, or my mom will kill me. RCPackageEnd Thank you, Cindy. RCPackageEnd I should get back. RCPackageEnd It's getting late. I should go. RCPackageEnd Think about what I've said Ted. RCPackageEnd Someday, maybe I'll get courage. RCPackageEnd Thank you, Father Clifford. I'll think about what you've said. RCPackageEnd Oh! Got to get to the store. Cindy will kill me if I'm late again. RCPackageEnd Oh! Got to get to the store. RCPackageEnd Man, that is some good shit! I am really jazzed now. RCPackageEnd Closing time. I hope Vera waits for me. RCPackageEnd Goodnight Vera. RCPackageEnd Damn. I feel hung over. RCPackageEnd Finally. Time to close shop. RCPackageEnd I suppose I ought to get to work. RCPackageEnd Almost out of caps. I'd better go. RCPackageEnd Time to get drunk. RCPackageEnd I'll get you yet, you bastard. RCPackageEnd Time to go get drunk. RCPackageEnd I gotta go to bed. Gotta sleep this off. RCPackageEnd I need a drink. RCPackageEnd Where's James? I've got to go find my brat. RCPackageEnd Sit down and mind your manners. RCPackageEnd Don't embarrass me, brat. RCPackageEnd Oh, man. I got the itch. I'm heading up to see Cindy. RCPackageEnd This should do it. Thanks, Cindy. RCPackageEnd Oh, yeah. That's what I needed. RCPackageEnd I should check in with my guests. RCPackageEnd Maybe I'll get Buckingham to fix me something to eat. RCPackageEnd I think I'll just pop up to the Flight Deck. RCPackageEnd I'm getting a chill. I should go home. RCPackageEnd No sign of him, Armitage. Let's look elsewhere. RCPackageEnd Well, he's obviously not here. RCPackageEnd Let's search a different deck today, Armitage. RCPackageEnd I should really begin the search. RCPaulieCantelliBadForYou That's what Cindy says too. But I got the itch. I need it bad. RCPaulieCantelliGiveDrugs Thanks, man. I really need this fix. RCPaulieCantelliStash Okay, okay! I steal them from Doc Preston. There's an empty room across from the Staley's. I hide them in the file cabinet in there. RCPaulieCantelliStealDrugs My wife, Cindy. She's always watching the inventory. If I take any, she'll lock me out. RCPinkerton I live here. It's where I do my work. And it's FAR away from Dr. Li and all those other monkeys dressed up like scientists. RCPinkerton You made it past my defenses, which proves you aren't a dummy. AND you haven't killed me, so I suppose you aren't here to do that. RCPinkerton I suppose you can hang around if you want. Just don't touch anything. RCPinkertonFacialReconstruction And how! I AM the only one in all of the Wasteland with the skill and the guts to perform facial reconstruction, you know. RCPinkertonFacialReconstruction Look. You're different from all those other jerkoffs, so I'll make you a deal. You want a little nip-tuck here and there, I'll do it for ya. RCPinkertonFacialReconstruction I'll get to hone my skill, and you'll get the best surgeon around. The likelihood of death by infection at my hands is only... hmm... 35% let's say. RCPinkertonFacialReconstruction So, what do you want to look like? RCPinkertonFacialReconstruction What do you want to look like? RCPinkertonWork The secret kind... RCPinkertonWork Well, if you must know... I'm an electrician and computer expert. AND I'm a bit of surgeon. Really, the most gifted scientist you'll find... RCPinkertonWork Hmph. I'm the guy that got Rivet City up and running in the first place! RCPinkertonWork And after all that Li and her gang of flunkies pushed me out. Ha! Project Purity indeed. What a bunch of morons -- they can't even clean some water. RCPriest We are gathered here today to witness the union of Diego and Angela in holy matrimony. RCPriest They have asked that their marriage be blessed by God and by Saint Monica. RCPriest They have also asked that it be witnessed by their friends and family. RCPriest I now pronounce you man and wife. What God has joined, let no man tear asunder. RCPrivateJoneEmergency Sir! This slag heap appreciates the intel. Moving to secure the flight deck, Sir! RCPrivateJonesStayOut Sir, you are not authorized to enter the armory. Sir! RCPrivateJonesStayOut Please don't make me shoot you, Sir! RCPrivateJonesWhoAreYou Sir, this slag heap is guarding the armory. Sir! RCResponse01 I guess. We don't get to talk much. I just wish Diego would notice that I'm not a child anymore. RCResponse01 Wouldn't you rather be with a real girl? Maybe you should try it before you decide. RCResponse01 But I did, Doctor Li. I put it right where you told me to. RCResponse01 Just some water. RCResponse01 Don't know where he is, and I'm not sure I care. I saw you talking to Bannon the other day. Did he mention me? RCResponse01 A little. Aren't you? We don't have a place to live, and your father is going to have to support us. RCResponse01 No, it's not true! Yes, she has been tempting me, trying to seduce me, but I've resisted. RCResponse01 That is a sin in the eyes of God, Mister Lopez. Surely he has a greater purpose for you. You should speak with Father Clifford. RCResponse01 Haven't seen you in church, Danvers. How about this week? RCResponse01 That is a sin in the eyes of God, Mister Lopez. Surely he has a greater purpose for you. Let us pray to Saint Monica. RCResponse01 You are a drunk and a harlot, Trinnie, but the Lord can still forgive you. Come to church on Sunday. RCResponse01 Your sins call me down here. Your souls need to be cleansed of the Devil's brew you serve. RCResponse01 The doctor is fine. If it weren't for her work, Rivet City would be no better than Megaton, Danvers. RCResponse01 I don't know, what do you want to do? RCResponse01 Do you have anything to calm my nerves? Paulie keeps trying to get me to try Psycho, but that stuff rots your brain. RCResponse01 I am doing the tasks I have been programmed for. Currently I am waiting for new orders. RCResponse01 I am not programmed for visual evaluation. However, Miss Vera tells me that the Iguana is only a day old. RCResponse01 Certainly, Mister Sister. RCResponse01 My family is dead and the world is a nuclear Wasteland. What exactly is it that I have to live for, Father Clifford? RCResponse01 Um...don't do that. That would not be a good idea. Maybe you should talk to Father Clifford. RCResponse01 Vera! Wonderful to see you. You look lovely today. RCResponse01 You know I'd do anything for you, Vera. RCResponse01 No. I don't want you hanging around that little bitch. She and her parents think they are so much better than me. RCResponse01 Don't be jealous of my wealth. Be jealous of my looks instead. RCResponse01 You should spend more time on the flight deck, Angela. You look so pale! RCResponse01 I don't need anyone to take care of me, Seagrave. But I do like being your friend. Just your friend. RCResponse02 I don't know, what do you want to do? RCResponse03 Stop that! You're so stupid. My Mom says you're ugly and a bitch too. RCResponse04 Maybe A Quick Fix has something that will help you sleep. Cindy's got all kinds of good chems. RCResponse05 Well, I hope they do something. Remember that child that fell off the deck last year? RCResponse06 Yeah. Belle's going to have to replace some tables and chairs. RCResponse07 Really? It's ready? That's great news! I hope there aren't any problems at the Jefferson Memorial. RCResponse08 Oh, yeah! I heard about that. They're trying to help other slaves escape too. RCResponse09 Oh my God! Did anyone escape? RCResponse10 Remember that big explosion on the horizon? I bet that's what happened to it. RCResponse11 Wasn't he killed by some maniac? Shot right in the head, like he was a Ghoul or something. RCResponse12 I heard about that! He was shot in the head like he was some sort of zombie. They say that's how you kill a Ghoul too. RCResponse13 That's why I'm glad I'm in here. Good old Rivet City. RCResponse14 I heard Danvers has his job now. RCResponse14 I hope they find someone to fill his shoes soon. RCResponse15 Yeah. I heard she was drinking river water. RCSeagraveAnything Yep. I'll take it all. One man's junk is another man's treasure. RCSeagraveBannonSteal Steal it? Hardly. He runs the council like it's his own personal bank account. RCSeagraveBannonSteal He's supposed to represent all the market businesses, not just himself. It's about time he was replaced. RCSeagraveBannonSteal If you had read that letter you'd know I'm no slaver and you know I'm not dealing with them. RCSeagraveBannonSteal But if that letter gets out, they won't trust me. I'll never get a seat on the council and Bannon will make me pay for trying to replace him. RCSeagraveBannonSteal If you care about Rivet City half as much as I do, tell Danvers that Bannon is blackmailing me, but don't show her the letter. RCSeagraveJunk Suit yourself. Sooner or later everyone has stuff to unload that only I will take. RCSeagraveRipoff You don't. No guarantees in the Wasteland. No rebates or exchanges either. RCSeagraveRipoff Oh, and you break it, you buy it. RCSeagraveT51b A what? RCSeagraveT51b Look, if you just want to crack wise, go somewhere else. But if you've got stuff you want to sell, then I'm your man. RCSeagraveTooMuch Well, I'm not open just now, but I will be by daybreak. Stop by. RCSecurityTrouble Oh, really? RCSecurityTrouble If someone took your stuff, go get it back. If they shoot at you, shoot back. RCSecurityTrouble Otherwise, I've got to see it for myself before I'm gonna do anything. RCSermon Today we hear the story of Saint Monica. RCSermon She was born in Great Lanta on the shores of the Ocean. RCSermon Her parents were both Ghouls. Yes, that�s right, I said Ghouls. RCSermon That she was conceived at all was a miracle. That she was born unafflicted was an even greater miracle. RCSermon God tested Saint Monica. She did not lead an easy life. RCSermon Sold into slavery by Raiders, she was forced to sell her body. RCSermon They took her only son, Ehren, from her and sold him. RCSermon She prayed every night to God for his safety. She did not pray for herself, although her burden was great. RCSermon Each night she would preach the word of God to the Slavers. RCSermon After sixteen years, God provided a miracle. RCSermon One of the Slavers repented his wicked ways and helped her to escape. RCSermon Four years she looked for Ehren. Four years she wandered the Wasteland. RCSermon God looked over her in those years. RCSermon When she found her son, she found he was a wicked man. RCSermon Ehren had overthrown his masters and taken their place. He was an owner of men. RCSermon Ehren took his mother to be his slave, even knowing who she was, for Ehren blamed her for his painful early life. RCSermon Each day Ehren would think of a new and wicked trial to put her through. RCSermon She would only smile at him and say, "I forgive you." RCSermon Each morning she would be miraculously healed as if nothing had happened. RCSermon When Ehren truly realized her love and God's love was boundless, he flung himself at her feet and begged for Saint Monica�s forgiveness. RCSermon Ehren released all of his slaves, and they rejoiced. RCSermon He repented all his wicked ways. RCSermon Who among us is without sin? Who among us can claim to be innocent? RCSermon Come, brothers and sisters, let us pray to God and Saint Monica for deliverance from our sins, as Ehren was delivered from his. RCSermon Amen. Let us pray. RCShrapnelGuns You're kidding right? Flak and Shrapnel's, in the market. I'm Shrapnel, you idiot. RCShrapnelLikeGuns Ain't seen many of those around lately. They're tough to come by. RCShrapnelNoLikeGuns Said like a soon-to-be-dead Wastelander. RCShrapnelToughGuy Ain't worth the ammo. Just walk away before security hauls you away. RCShrapnelWhine I'm short on time and your five minutes are up. See ya. RCSisterName Are you making fun of my name? It's a damn good thing for you this place is crawling with security. Otherwise I'd kick your ass. RCSisterOkay Smart move. What did you want? RCTammyHargraveBadKid You got that right. My James sure is. RCTammyHargraveBadKid I'll be in the Muddy Rudder later. Stop by and we can have a drink together. RCTammyHargraveBadKid You got that right. My James sure is. RCTammyHargraveBadKid Sit down and buy me a drink. RCTammyHargraveBitch Oh really? My husband ran off and got himself killed, and left me to raise his little brat. So don't you tell me how I should or shouldn't be. RCTammyHargraveGoodKid What a load of crap. Obviously you've never had to take care of some squealing little brat. RCTammyHargraveNoSee Figures. RCTammyHargraveNoSee I'm going to the Muddy Rudder for a drink later. If I see you down there, you can buy me a drink. RCTammyHargraveNoSee Figures. RCTammyHargraveNoSee You should buy me a drink now. RCTammyHargraveWhoCares Just make it quick. There's a bottle with my name on it. RCTammyHargraveYourSon Yeah. That's James. My own little trouble making brat. RCTammyHargraveYourSon I'd sell him to you if they'd let me. RCTammyHargraveYourSon Unless you've got any more personal questions, I'm busy. RCTedStrayerAgree All right! You and me, just hangin'. RCTedStrayerDoAnything You mean, like fix stuff? Nah. RCTedStrayerDoAnything I just hang out, dude. I've got enough chems to last a while. Oh, yeah! RCTedStrayerLoser Whoa! Dude! You don't have to get all in my face. RCTedStrayerLoser I'll just make myself scarce. RCTedStrayerRelaxed No point in getting all worked up. I get three squares, I got a place to crash, and nothings trying to eat me. RCTopicCityCouncil Chief Harkness meets with Doctor Li and Bannon to discuss security matters. RCTopicCityCouncil It's a waste of a good Monday morning if you ask me. They should just let Chief Harkness call the shots. RCTopicCityCouncil Chief Danvers meets with Doctor Li and Bannon to discuss how to run this tub. RCTopicCityCouncil It's a waste of a good Monday morning if you ask me. They should just let Chief Harkness call the shots. RCTopicCityCouncil Doctor Li, Chief Harkness and I are all on the council. We meet every Monday morning. RCTopicCityCouncil I can be very influential, if you know what I mean. Far more than Seagrave Holmes. RCTopicCityCouncil Doctor Li, Chief Harkness and I are all on the council. We meet every Monday morning. RCTopicCityCouncil I can be very influential, if you know what I mean. RCTopicCityCouncil Doctor Li, Chief Danvers and I are all on the council. We meet every Monday morning. RCTopicCityCouncil I can be very influential, if you know what I mean. Far more than Seagrave Holmes. RCTopicCityCouncil Doctor Li, Chief Danvers and I are all on the council. We meet every Monday morning. RCTopicCityCouncil I can be very influential, if you know what I mean. RCTopicCityCouncil Bannon and Doctor Li and I all meet on Monday mornings to talk about city wide issues. RCTopicCityCouncil It's pretty informal. The council doesn't have much real power. RCTopicCJYoungMissing I thought I saw her and James heading to the gate bridge. RCTopicCJYoungMissing They know better than to cross over though. It's dangerous out there. RCTopicCJYoungMissing I thought I saw them running over the bridge. RCTopicCJYoungMissing It couldn't have been them though. Children aren't allowed over there alone. RCTopicCJYoungMissing Yeah. I caught them trying to sneak over the bridge. RCTopicCJYoungMissing Children aren't allowed to leave without an adult, so I chased them off. RCTopicCJYoungMissing Same thing happened a few months ago, but they found a way to get over there anyway. I hope that hasn't happened this time. RCTopicCJYoungMissing Christie told me they were missing. I'll alert the rest of the security guards. RCTopicCJYoungMissing Henry told me her and James were missing. I'll have security keep an eye out for them. RCTopicCJYoungMissing I heard she and James were missing. I'll have security keep an eye out for them. RCTopicCJYoungMissing You mean that brat my James hangs around with? RCTopicCJYoungMissing No. I'm not surprised they've gone missing. The two of them are always causing trouble. RCTopicCJYoungMissing You brought her back to me! RCTopicCJYoungMissing Thank you for saving my little girl. RCTopicCJYoungMissing Thank you for finding C.J. RCTopicCJYoungMissing I was worried sick about her. RCTopicCPS I'm collecting artifacts. Historical artifacts. Um...all sorts of things from old DC. RCTopicCPS It's important work. Because...well, it just is. RCTopicCPS It's some sort of museum that nutjob Abraham Washington runs. RCTopicDiegoAngela Oh, yes. She's crazy about him. RCTopicDiegoAngela He keeps telling her no, but he also spends a lot of time with her. It's really not fair to her. RCTopicDiegoAngela Haven't you heard? They're going to get married! RCTopicDiegoAngela It's so wonderful. We haven't had a wedding in years. RCTopicDiegoAngela That poor girl. Diego told her to never bother him again. She was devastated. RCTopicDiegoAngela Yeah, I know. Thank God he's a priest. At least I know nothing's going on between them. RCTopicDiegoAngela Father Clifford would kick him out of the priesthood if he ever found out. RCTopicDiegoAngela Mooning over him? Not any more. She's going to marry him! I'm so happy for my little girl. RCTopicDiegoAngela Father Clifford caught the two of them rutting like Brahmin. RCTopicDiegoAngela Thank God Diego has enough good sense to make an honest woman of her. RCTopicDiegoAngela Mooning over him? You have old news, my friend. She married him! They are such a happy couple. RCTopicDiegoAngela That coward! He told her to stay away from him. She still cries about it at night. It's a good thing I would never hurt a priest. RCTopicDiegoAngela Well, one of us is. Sometimes it seems like he doesn't even know I'm there. RCTopicDiegoAngela Oh, my God! It was so romantic. RCTopicDiegoAngela Diego has left the Church. We're going to get married! RCTopicDiegoAngela Someone told Father Clifford that Diego and I were...you know. RCTopicDiegoAngela Father Clifford expelled Diego. So now we can get married! RCTopicDiegoAngela It's true! I'm so happy. Diego is a wonderful man. RCTopicDiegoAngela That rat bastard! I hate his guts. RCTopicDiegoAngela He told me to leave him alone. He won't even talk to me about. RCTopicDiegoAngela What are you talking about? I'm a man of the cloth! Well, I will be as soon as Father Clifford... RCTopicDiegoAngela Nevermind. It doesn't matter what Angela thinks. Soon I will take vows of chastity. RCTopicDiegoAngela I...I don't know what came over me. I just lost control and seduced her. RCTopicDiegoAngela But I am an honorable man. I will make her an honorable woman. We're going to get married. RCTopicDiegoAngela I thought I would be more upset about leaving the church, but she makes me so happy. RCTopicDiegoAngela Father Clifford accused me of having relations with Angela. He wouldn't listen when I told him it was a lie. RCTopicDiegoAngela I am no longer an acolyte. I've been expelled. RCTopicDiegoAngela Sometimes when God shuts one door though, he opens another. RCTopicDiegoAngela I've asked Angela to marry me, and she said yes. RCTopicDiegoAngela Oh, yes! I had to give up being a priest, but it was worth it. RCTopicDiegoAngela That is a thing of the past. I told her to stay away from me forever. RCTopicDiegoAngela What! If that's true, I'll defrock him. Not only is he fornicating, but he's doing with such an innocent, young girl. RCTopicDiegoAngela You mean that he's left the priesthood? Yes. RCTopicDiegoAngela They are going to get married. Well, at least I get to perform the ceremony. RCTopicDiegoAngela I was forced to expel him from the priesthood. It's a shame really. He would have made a fine priest. RCTopicDiegoAngela And Diego has done the right thing by asking her to marry him. Thank God for that. RCTopicDiegoAngela Yes, I did. It was a beautiful ceremony. RCTopicDiegoAngela Unfortunately, I am now short one acolyte. But this was God's will. I'm sure it's for the better. RCTopicDiegoAngela The poor dear. I wish there was something I could do to help her. RCTopicDiegoAngela That boy ought to just give her a tumble. It would be good for both of them. RCTopicDiegoAngela Disgusting, isn't it? Someone should talk to that boy. He has no business hanging around that tramp if he's going to be a priest. RCTopicDoctorLi She's not very social. Stays in her lab in the stern. RCTopicDoctorLi She's smart though. Real smart. RCTopicDoctorLi She's one of the members of the Council. Runs the science lab here. Don't bother her unless it's important. RCTopicDoctorLi Her lab is in the stern end of the ship. RCTopicDoctorLi She's some sort of genius. You know. One of those egg head scientist types. RCTopicDoctorLi Her lab is in the stern end of the ship. RCTopicDoctorLi She's certainly head and shoulders above most everyone else around here. Though that's not saying much. RCTopicGetDrinks The Muddy Rudder. Belle waters down the liquor, but it's cheap. It's on the lower deck. RCTopicGetDrinks Try the Muddy Rudder. They don't ask too many questions down on the lower deck. RCTopicGetDrinks The Weatherly Hotel is a good choice. It's on the upper deck. RCTopicGetDrinks The Weatherly Hotel is a good choice. It's on the upper deck. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople The Upper Deck people have more money and influence than those that live on the Hangar Deck. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople Some of the upper deck citizens can get pretty snobby about it. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople That's just folks blowing off steam. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople Every place has it's haves and have nots. We got Upper Deck and Hangar Deck. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople Don't let it bother you. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople The people that live on the Hangar Deck are the great unwashed masses. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople I read that somewhere. Do you like it? RCTopicHangarDeckPeople Anyway, they need true leaders, like myself. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople We do the best we can to take care of everyone on the Hangar Deck. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople It's not their fault they can't do better for themselves. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople The Hangar Deck people should know their place. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople Leave the thinking to people who are qualified. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople It's a sad state of affairs, but the people that live on those two decks don't trust each other. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople The Hangar Deck folk believe the Upper Deck people are keeping them down. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople The Upper Deck citizens believe the Hangar Deck people aren't capable of managing Rivet City. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople It's a shame really. Everyone should just get along. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople It's not too bad now, but if it keeps going this way, in a few years they'll start fighting in the streets. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople Father Clifford keeps preaching about tolerance and acceptance, but nobody seems to be listening. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople Damn Upper Deckers. They think they're better than us. Well, screw them. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople Yeah, the folks on the Upper Deck think pretty highly of themselves. They think they're better than us. RCTopicHangarDeckPeople Well, we do all the work, and they keep all the good stuff. Assholes, every one of them. RCTopicJameHargraveProblem What did you say about my mother? You... you take that back! RCTopicJameHargraveProblem Poor James. His mother drinks too much. When she does, she doesn't treat him very well. RCTopicJameHargraveProblem Personally, I think she blames him for his father leaving her, which is ridiculous. RCTopicJameHargraveProblem James' mom, Tammy, is a real bitch. She treats him like crap. RCTopicJameHargraveProblem I think it's because she drinks too much. RCTopicJameHargraveProblem That poor child. His mother, Tammy Hargrave, is a very troubled woman. RCTopicJameHargraveProblem She spends too much time down in the Muddy Rudder, drinking and using foul language. RCTopicJameHargraveProblem I feel so sorry for him. I think CJ is a good influence on him, but I do worry about the two of them. RCTopicJameHargraveProblem He's trouble, that's what he is. RCTopicJameHargraveProblem I don't trust him, and neither should you. RCTopicJameHargraveProblem His mother is a drunk. Spends all her time in the Muddy Rudder. RCTopicMeiWongsProblem No. Interesting. RCTopicMeiWongsProblem Never look a gift slave in the mouth, I say. RCTopicMisterLopez Yes, I know. I've been counseling him for some time now. RCTopicMisterLopez He used to go stand on the observation balcony all afternoon. He's down to only a hour or so at three o'clock. RCTopicPaulieAddict He's totally strung out. It's going to kill him one of these days. RCTopicPaulieAddict Oh, yeah. He's a mess. I'm glad I'm not in Cindy's shoes. RCTopicPaulieAddict He's hopeless. I have to keep him away from the shop or he'll rob us blind. RCTopicPaulieAddict One of these days he's going to end up dead. RCTopicPaulieAddict Yeah. He comes by every night around closing time and tries to get Cindy to let him close up. RCTopicPaulieAddict Thank God she's smarter than that. RCTopicRivetCity Rivet City is one of the few bastions of civilization left in the land. We're working to rebuild our society; to make the world livable again. RCTopicRivetCity We're the safest, most secure city in the Wasteland. Nothing can get in here without our say so. RCTopicRivetCity It's a boat. A really big boat. RCTopicRivetCity It's a place to live, safe from Raiders and Super Mutants. RCTopicRivetCity With Doctor Li on our side, maybe we can even begin to rebuild the world. RCTopicRivetCity It's noisy, dark, and smelly. RCTopicRivetCity But we're safe here. No Super Mutants or Raiders. And maybe Doctor Li will find a way to get clean water for us. RCTopicSaintMonica She is the patron saint of lost children. Very popular among the faithful of Rivet City. I'm surprised you've never heard of her. RCTopicSaintMonica If you want to hear her story, it will be the topic of my sermon on Sunday. Services begin at 8 am. You should come. RCTopicSaintMonica Saint Monica saved her own son's soul from eternal damnation. RCTopicSaintMonica She is now the patron saint of lost children for the faithful everywhere. RCTopicSaintMonica You really should come to church on Sunday mornings. The sermon will be all about Saint Monica. RCTopicTammyHargraveDrunk Shut up, butt wipe. RCTopicTammyHargraveDrunk Stop saying that, butt face. RCTopicTammyHargraveDrunk Oh, yeah? I'll show you! I'll show all of you. My mother will be sorry. RCTopicWedding Oh! We forgot to invite you! You should come. Be at the church by 3 o'clock tomorrow. RCTopicWedding The happy nuptials are at three tomorrow. RCTopicWedding Young people. They make such a spectacle out of everything. RCTopicWedding Who gives a crap. I've got better things to do a 3 o'clock tomorrow. Are you going to order a drink or not? RCTopicWedding We haven't had a wedding in Rivet City in I don't know how long. RCTopicWedding Be at the church at three tomorrow. That's when the ceremony starts. RCTopicWedding At 3 o'clock tomorrow. Everyone in Rivet City is invited. I'm sure that includes you. RCTopicWedding Tomorrow at three. You can come if you like. We've invited everyone in Rivet City. RCTopicWedding You'll have to be at the church by 3 o'clock tomorrow. Don't worry. There will be plenty of seating. RCTopicWedding If you want a good seat, get to the church before three tomorrow. RCTopicWedding They grow up so fast, don't they. RCTopicWedding Angela and Diego. It's about time, don't you think? RCTopicWedding I think I heard the ceremony is at 3 o'clock tomorrow. That's when I'm going to show up anyway. RCTopicWedding Those brats are going to tie the knot tomorrow. I think it's at three. RCTopicWedding Marriage is for saps, anyway. She'll be sorry. You watch. RCTopicWedding At 3 o'clock, tomorrow. RCTopicWedding I can hardly wait. I'm so happy for Angela. RCTrinnieBuyDrink Whoa! Why is the room spinning? RCTrinnieBuyDrink You're nice. I can tell you a secret. I'm drunk. No, that's not the secret. I have another secret. RCTrinnieBuyDrink Now that's what I like in a man. Enough caps to buy a lady a drink. RCTrinnieBuyDrink I guess you're okay. Thanks for the drink. RCTrinnieNoSecret You're a real friend. My real friend. RCTrinnieNotInterested Tightwad! RCTrinnieNotInterested No! Wait, I didn't mean that. Please, mister? Just one drink. RCTrinnieNotInterested Bitch! RCTrinnieNotInterested These guys won't buy me a round. Just one? Please? RCTrinnieSecret I know where Belle keeps her stash. But she doesn't know I know. RCTrinnieSecret She keeps it under her bed. Real original, huh? RCTrinnieSecret I think I need to puke. RCVeraWeatherlyGossip Well, I really shouldn't tell you, but have you heard about Paulie Cantelli? RCVeraWeatherlyGossip He's addicted to chems. His poor wife, Cindy, is at her wits end. RCVeraWeatherlyGossip You haven't heard? Angela has the hots for Diego. RCVeraWeatherlyGossip But since he's a priest, he's been putting her off. One of these days she's just going to jump his bones. RCVeraWeatherlyGossip They say Mister Lopez is losing it. He stands on the top of the bridge tower for hours at a time, just staring out over the city. RCVows Diego, will you take Angela for your lawful wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward... RCVows for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish until death do you part? RCVows Angela, will you take Diego, for your lawful wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, RCVows for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish until death do you part? RCWhatDoYouDo We're the lucky ones. We don't have to fight just to survive. RCWhatDoYouDo We have normal jobs. I clean the halls. It might not look like it, but you should have seen it before. RDBacktoTopics What now? RDBacktoTopics Is that it then? RDBacktoTopics Alright then. RDBacktoTopics Anything else? RDBobInsipid Yeah? Well... well... so's your face! RDBobInspire Yeah? Well it just so happens that I like being number two around here. So I think I'll just stay right where I am. RDBobInsult Too young? Too young? I am so sick of everyone around here pulling that "You're too young" crap with me. RDBobInsult I'm tired of it. I'm old enough to take Dave's place. I'll win that election and show everybody. RDBobPersuade Yeah! I'll show him! And when I'm in charge, everyone will have to say I'm as good as Dave. Better, even. RDDaveAmbassador You are? Excellent. It's good to see that the Wasteland has finally recognized the sovereign Republic of Dave. RDDaveAmbassador If the people of the Wasteland are generous and respectful, I might deign to annex them. RDDaveApologizeGoodbye You do that. Personal note: remind the guards to fire on sight. RDDaveAsylum Ahh... another victim of persecution seeking protection from the mighty Republic of Dave. We get a lot of that here. RDDaveAsylum I'll agree to harbor you for now. However, in exchange, you will reveal the secrets of your former nation to me or face exile. RDDaveBRB Don't waste my time. I've got important things to do around here. RDDaveBRB Good riddance. RDDaveButterfly How much radiation have you been exposed to? Not the butterfly, you moron. I meant the kind of leader that holds his office for life. RDDaveButterfly My father inherited his political power from birth and renamed this great nation the Kingdom of Tom. RDDaveButterfly Although I also inherited my political power from my father when I took over I formed a Republic so the people may elect their leader. RDDaveCitizenship First off, you will address me as Mister President. Always. No exceptions. RDDaveCitizenship Secondly, after careful consideration, the Office of Immigrant Affairs reports that we've already exceeded our quota for immigration this year. RDDaveCitizenship Appication denied. You have 24 hours to leave the Republic, or face deportation. RDDaveDictatorship Dictatorship? You insult me. Obviously the Wasteland radiation has taken away your capacity to reason. RDDaveElectionDontKnow Ah, a seeker of knowledge, then? Well, trust me, an election is what separates a president like myself from a monarch like my father. RDDaveElectionYes Well then, there you go. An election is what separates a president like myself from a monarch like my father. RDDaveHelp What am I supposed to do? RDDaveHelp Go see the guard at the front gate and schedule an appointment or something like everybody else does. RDDaveLetStayA1 Hmm... now that you mention it, the President could use a new hunting rifle. RDDaveLetStayA1 Tell you what. You find me a serviceable hunting rifle, and I'll grant you special asylum within my Republic. RDDaveLetStayA1 Or, you can just pay the 250 cap tax on "unwanted refugees." RDDaveLetStayA2 A donation, huh? Well, it just so happens that the Republic of Dave does grant special asylum to its supporters in times of crisis. RDDaveLetStayA2 A one-time refugee tax of 250 caps should be enough to handle the administration costs of letting you stay. RDDaveLetStayA2 Or, you could always find the President a new hunting rifle. I lost the last one when I was out stalking Mirelurks. RDDaveLetStayA3 Have it your way. You'll never leave the Republic. Alive, that is. RDDaveLetStayB1 Very well. I look forward to it, future refugee. RDDaveLetStayB1 Yes, this will do nicely. Congratulations, you are now an official refugee of the Republic of Dave. RDDaveLetStayB2 Very well. I look forward to it, future refugee. RDDaveLetStayB2 Yes, this will do nicely. Congratulations, you are now an official refugee of the Republic of Dave. RDDaveLetStayB3 Then you have 24 hours to remain in the Republic or face execution. Enjoy your stay. RDDaveMonarch My father inherited his political power from birth and renamed this great nation the Kingdom of Tom. RDDaveMonarch Although I also inherited my political power from my father when I took over I formed a Republic so the people may elect their leader. RDDaveSpyNo Ah-ha! Just what I'd expect a spy to say! Look, I don't know how you got in here, spy, but there will be consequences for your actions. RDDaveSpyNo It is unacceptable for you to enter the Capitol Building without an invitation! RDDaveSpyRidiculous If the Capitol Building does not meet your incredible standards, feel free to escort yourself out. In fact, just leave now. RDDaveSpyYes Assassin? And you really thought you could succeed against the Army of Dave? RDDaveStandUp The President of the Republic does. Now get out of my sight. RDDaveTraveller The Department of Tourist Rights has declared a tourism embargo that affects the entirety of the Republic of Dave. RDDaveTraveller You have 24 hours to return to your home nation or face "accelerated" deportation. RDElectionTalk I can't believe it's only a couple of days away. RDElectionTalk Glad to hear that. RDElectionTalk Crazy how it sneaks up on you, y'know? RDElectionTalk That's none of your business. RDElectionTalk Um, yeah. RDElectionTalk Was I supposed to do it? I didn't hear Dave saying we had to! RDElectionTalk Yeah, but it'd be better if I could vote. RDElectionTalk Ugh why can't I just vote now? RDElectionTalk Santa Claus. RDElectionTalk Um, I guess so. RDFeudTalk Don't talk to me that way. RDFeudTalk I told you not to talk to me like that. RDFeudTalk Or else what? Yeah, thought so. RDFeudTalk Shut up. RDGottaGo You've wasted enough presidential time. Be gone. RDGottaGo Yes, you do. RDGottaGo Yeah, and I have to get back to work. RDGraveyardShiftTalk Man, I hate the graveyard shift. RDGuardChildatHeart I like playing Republic. I always get to play as Dave! RDGuardChildatHeart Here, I'll take you to him! Just be sure to call him Mister President Daddy. He likes that! RDGuardChildatHeart I like playing Republic. Even though stupid Ralphie always gets to play as Dave! RDGuardChildatHeart Here, I'll take you to Dave! Just be sure to call him Mister President Daddy. He likes that! RDGuardChildatHeart I like playing Republic. Even though stupid Ralphie always gets to play as Dave! RDGuardChildatHeart Here, I'll take you to Dave! Just be sure to call him Mister President Daddy. He likes that! RDGuardChildatHeart I like playing Republic. Even though stupid Ralphie always gets to play as Dave! RDGuardChildatHeart Here, I'll take you to Dave! Just be sure to call him Mister President Daddy. He likes that! RDGuardDaveResponse I keep telling you, it's Mister President! Now get back to guarding the gate! RDGuardEnter Okay, I'll take you, but President Daddy doesn't always like new people. RDGuardEnter OK, this way. RDGuardEnter Okay, I'll take you, but President Daddy doesn't always like new people. RDGuardEnter Okay, come with me. RDGuardEnter Okay, I'll take you, but President Daddy doesn't always like new people. RDGuardEnter Okay, follow me. RDGuardEnter Okay, I'll take you, but President Daddy doesn't always like new people. RDGuardEscortDone President Daddy, there is a Wastelander who wishes to see you, sir! RDGuardGoAway Strangers need to stay outside or get permission from President Daddy! Else the Army of Dave will shoot you! RDGuardNice This is the Republic of Dave, duh! It's named for President Daddy! But you have to talk to him if you want to stay here. RDGuardNice We're the Republic of Dave. Or we used to be anyway. You have to go now. Dave isn't here anymore to talk to you. RDGuardNoThanks Okay. Just don't hang around the fence. President Daddy's guards don't like that. RDGuardWhoIsDave He's the president of the Republic of Dave, duh. You can ask over at the Museum of Dave if you don't believe me. RDGuardWhoIsDave But you can't just wander around here, you need to go get permission from President Daddy first! RDMuseumContributeA1 I'd never really thought about that before. Why do you ask? RDMuseumContributeA1 Great! What do you have? RDMuseumContributeA2 Oh, wonderful! I'd be happy to accept your contribution on behalf of the Republic! RDMuseumContributeA2 And Dave just increased the budget for the museum this year, too! I was going to buy books for the children, but this is far more important! RDMuseumContributeA3 Sir, everything here is authentic! Dave said so himself! RDMuseumContributeA3 Get out of my museum before I call for the Army of Dave! RDMuseumContributeA4 That's alright. I'm used to the children asking funny questions, anyway. RDNeverMind Alright then. RDNeverMind Anything else? RDNeverMind Glad to hear it. RDPackageDone I'm going to win this. RDPackageDone Hmm. I suppose voting for Dave is the patriotic thing to do. RDPackageDone All done! Dave is the best! RDPackageDone Fingers crossed. RDPackageDone Good luck, Dave. You have my vote. RDPackageDone Ah, Dave. Lead our Republic to glory! RDPackageDone Let's see what we have here. RDPackageDone A vote for me... RDPackageDone And another vote for me... RDPackageDone A vote for Rosie? RDPackageDone Bob!? RDPackageDone Wait a minute, has somebody tampered with the ballot box? RDPackageDone Hmm... after counting the votes, the president is... RDPackageDone Well, looks like another triumphant victory for myself. RDPackageDone Well, despite the hiccup, it looks like I am still declared the winner. RDPackageDone ROSIE? Rosie can't be president! NO! This is unfair! This can't be! FINE! I'm LEAVING! See how you people do without me! Enjoy your new president! RDPackageDone BOB? Bob can't be president! NO! This is unfair! This can't be! FINE! I'm LEAVING! See how you people do without me! Enjoy your new president! RDPlayTalk Leave me alone, Flower. I'm thinking. RDPlayTalk Can't you see I'm doing important things? RDPlayTalk For crying out loud, Flower, I'm busy. RDPlayTalk Fine, in a little bit. Geez. RDPlayTalk Can't right now. Why don't you ask Mary? RDPlayTalk I bet Ralph isn't doing anything, why don't you ask him? RDPlayTalk Sorry, kiddo, I'm too busy right now. RDPlayTalk Why don't you ask Rachael if she can play? RDRosieInsipid Hmm, maybe you're right. More trouble than it's worth. RDRosieInspire Yeah, and like Dave says, freedom is the most free freedom that we have! RDRosieInspire You know what, you're right. I'll give it a shot. It's like, my duty, isn't it? Yeah... RDRosieInsult What? Stupid? Well... I guess this was all just a joke to you. You've had your fun, now leave me alone. RDRosiePersuade You're right! Dave's just been pushing me around. It's time for a change. RDStudentTalk Awww... I hate class... I want to go play! RDStudentTalk Oh, crap, I forgot to do my homework on the Pledge of Allegience to Dave. RDStudentTalk Yay, class! Isn't Shawna pretty? RDStudentTalk But I already know everything about Dave... RDStudentTalk1 Uh... he asked Tom really nicely? RDStudentTalk1 He used a gun! Guns solve all problems! RDStudentTalk1 Pitchforks and fire, like in the pretty books Daddy has! RDStudentTalk1 I thought grandpa Tom just gave Dave the Republic... RDStudentTalk2 He was ugly, and stupid, and mean! RDStudentTalk2 He didn't acknowledge truth, justice, or the will of Dave! RDStudentTalk2 He wasn't as pretty as mommy number one or mommy number two! RDStudentTalk2 But I thought grandpa just got really, really old... RDStudentTalk3 Yesterday! RDStudentTalk3 Was it... uh... man... I knew it this morning... RDStudentTalk3 Whenever Daddy says it was, teacher! RDStudentTalk3 It wasn't very long ago... I think I remember... RDStudentTalk4 Ha! Ha! Rachael's in trouble! RDStudentTalk4 Why am I always picked on in class? Make someone else do it! RDStudentTalk5 Aww... do we have to? RDStudentTalk5 I'm gonna ace this one! RDStudentTalk5 Alrighty, Miss Shawna-Teacher! RDStudentTalk5 Why does Daddy need merits? Can't he just be Daddy? RDSubElectionOpponents Nobody except me. Why would the people need anyone else but Dave? I give them all that they ask for. RDSubElectionOpponents An opponent? Seriously? But... but... Wait. No, this is a free republic. RDSubElectionOpponents Let the people make their choice. I am confident that they will recognize me as their true and proper leader. RDSubElectionOpponents So I've heard. She couldn't possibly think that she'd be better than Dave. RDSubElectionOpponents Wow, really? I've always said that she'd make a great leader, and we've never had a woman lead us before... RDSubElectionOpponents He is? Wow... Dave must be upset. RDSubElectionOpponents Wow, this is the first time we've had so many choices! RDSubElectionOpponents Poor girl doesn't stand much of a chance, does she? RDSubElectionOpponents Hmm, I don't know that he stands much of a chance against Dave. RDSubElectionOpponents Isn't he a bit young? I mean, Dave's been running the Republic since before Bob was born... RDSubElectionOpponents Wow, what's going on in this town? RDSubElectionOpponents Only Dave. He's the only person who ever runs. RDSubElectionSuggestion I can't be the president, I'm just a kid! RDSubElectionSuggestion I'm too young! I can't even vote yet. RDSubElectionSuggestion I don't think anybody is even allowed to run against Dave. RDSubElectionSuggestion Absolutely not. In fact, I'd vote for Dave twice if I could. RDSubElectionSuggestion No way! You'd have to be crazy to run against him. RDSubElectionSuggestion Keep your voice down! I'm not really comfortable talking about it out here. RDSubElectionSuggestion Believe it or not, I used to lead a group bigger than this one on an old caravan route. RDSubElectionSuggestion I did it for years... and we did pretty well for ourselves. RDSubElectionSuggestion But what am I talking about? Running against Dave would be like betraying him. RDSubElectionSuggestion I don't know. Like I said, I don't want to betray Dave. RDSubElectionSuggestion Man, I'd love to be the president. Everybody would have to listen to me or I could just exile them to the Wasteland. RDSubElectionSuggestion And the first thing I'd do is make myself the permanent leader so they couldn't vote me out in some other election. RDSubElectionSuggestion But there's no need for me to run. One year Dave is just going to make me the leader, just like my Grandpa Tom did for him. RDSubElectionSuggestion Look, I already told you, one day Dave is just going to make me President. RDSubElectionThrowHat I'm sorry, but the president must be a citizen of the Republic to run for office. So you do not qualify. RDSubElectionThrowHat Uhm... I don't think you can do that. You'd better ask Dave. RDSubElectionThrowHat Did you ask Dave if that's okay? RDSubElectionThrowHat Um, did Dave say you could do that? RDTeacherTalk Let's get class started. RDTeacherTalk So who can tell me how Dave saved the people from the wrath of Tom? RDTeacherTalk Somebody name three things Tom did wrong before Dave became the president. RDTeacherTalk Anybody know what year Dave took back the government for the people? RDTeacherTalk I hope you're paying attention, Rachael. I'll give another pop quiz. I'll do it. RDTeacherTalk Remember your homework is to prepare a speech on the "Merits of Dave." RDTopicCountVotes That would be Bob, Shawna, Jessica, Rosie and myself. In the Republic, if you're old enough to carry a weapon, you're old enough to vote. RDTopicCountVotes Rosie and Jessica are usually here in the Capitol. Bob usually hangs out outside near the Brahmin pen. RDTopicCountVotes Shawna runs the Museum of Dave, so you can find her there. RDTopicCountVotes Bob still hasn't voted, that dumb bastard. RDTopicCountVotes Jessica hasn't voted yet. RDTopicCountVotes Tell Shawna that Dave commands her to vote in the election. She'll come running, trust me. RDTopicCountVotes Not yet. Rosie still hasn't voted. RDTopicCountVotes Good, the votes are in. If you'll excuse me, I'll be getting started on tallying the numbers. RDTopicCountVotes Oh yes, I almost forgot. Here's your caps. Keep this up and I may deign to make you a citizen, in a few years. RDTopicCountVotes I know that. The people will see the results shortly, I assure you. RDTopicCountVotes The people have re-elected me as their president. RDTopicCountVotes It's great to see the democratic process at work. RDTopicCountVotes Rosie somehow came up with the most votes. RDTopicCountVotes There must be some kind of bug in the voting system. RDTopicCountVotes Somehow Bob won the election. RDTopicCountVotes I should have known the little bastard was conspiring against me. RDTopicCountVotes There was a tie. Under these unique circumstances, I'll have to remain the leader until we know the results for sure. RDTopicCountVotes Under these unique circumstances, I'll have to remain the leader until we know the results for sure. RDTopicElection Are you kidding? Dave is dead. How can there be an election with a dead candidate? RDTopicElection Oh yeah? What about it? RDTopicElection The election is still going on. What do you want to know? RDTopicElection Me? I'm not sure if I can help you... RDTopicElection I'll help you if I can. RDTopicElection Election time is always exciting around here. RDTopicElectionResults Dave won again? Well, he's the best choice. RDTopicElectionResults He did? Wow, I'd of never guessed that possible. RDTopicElectionResults Yes, but it's still quite a shock. RDTopicElectionResults I won it? Are you sure? RDTopicElectionResults Oh man, I can't believe it. I won't let the voters down, I promise! RDTopicElectionResults I can't believe my ears. RDTopicElectionResults I didn't win it, huh? Well, there'll always be other elections. RDTopicElectionResults There'll always be other elections. RDTopicElectionResults Dave won it I'm sure. RDTopicElectionResults Rosie won, huh? She better not try and boss me around, that's for damn sure. RDTopicElectionResults I knew I'd win it. RDTopicElectionResults Now I just got to name this place after me. RDTopicElectionResults Who needs it. I'd prefer to be second in command anyway. RDTopicElectionResults Hurray! RDTopicElectionResults Why, did Dave get too old? RDTopicElectionResults Did Dave win it again? I'd have voted for him if they'd let me. RDTopicElectionResults Did Dave win it again? I voted for him you know. RDTopicElectionResults Rosie's going to be the new leader? What will Dave do? RDTopicElectionResults He actually won? RDTopicGoVote Already did my part. RDTopicGoVote You're right, I'll go right now. RDTopicGoVote I went and voted. RDTopicGoVote I guess you're right, I'll go right now. RDTopicGoVote But I did already! RDTopicGoVote Oh no, Dave sent you to tell me that didn't he? I'll go right away I promise. RDTopicGoVote I'm so sorry, I'll go right away I promise. RDTopicGoVote Who the hell made you the boss? RDTopicGoVote Anyway, I did it already. RDTopicGoVote Fine, I'll get it out of the way. RDTopicGoVote Of course I voted. I was the first to vote. Now I'm just waiting for the rest of the votes to come in. RDTopicKill Communist! She's a Communist! Everyone come quick! RDTopicKill Communist! He's a Communist! Everyone come quick! RDTopicKill Daddy Dave! Help us! Please! RDTopicKill Dave! Dave! RDTopicKill Get Daddy Dave! Invader! Invader! RDTopicKill Someone help! Invader! Invader! RDTopicKill Let's see what the Army of Dave has to say about that, invader! RDTopicMuseum Oh, yes. Everything here is from Dave's adventures in the Wasteland, before he founded the Republic. RDTopicMuseum Just for you, I'll start the our right now! RDTopicMuseum Oh, yes. Everything here is from Dave's adventures in the Wasteland, before he founded the Republic. RDTopicMuseum I give a tour every day starting around 2pm. You should stop by then! RDTopicRoD Now that the old fool is finally dead, we can have some real leadership around here: me. RDTopicRoD There's an election for the next president. RDTopicRoD Don't look so surprised. Can't you see this is a Republic? RDTopicRoD The Department of Tourism usually handles all questions for outsiders. Make it quick. RDTopicRoD Shawna runs the museum, not me. What the hell do you want? RDTopicRoD Sure! The Museum of Dave is happy to answer any questions on behalf of the Republic of Dave's Office of Tourism! RDTopicRoD Um, okay. As long as President Daddy says it's all right. RDTopicRoD Um, okay. As long as President Daddy says it's all right. RDTopicRoD Um, okay. As long as President Daddy says it's all right. RDTopicRoD Um, okay. As long as President Daddy says it's all right. RDTopicRoD Jessica is dead. RDTopicRoD Shawna is dead. How could something like this have happened? RDTopicRoD Rosie is dead. Can't honestly say I care very much. RDTopicRoD Sure, honey, but don't make it too long or Dave will start wondering why we're talking. RDTopicRoD You should talk to Dave, but okay. RDTopicRoD Well, Bob is being even more of a jerk than usual. RDTopicRoD I give a tour of the Museum of Dave every day at 2. You should check it out. RDTopicRoD No, there won't be much going on now that the election is over. RDTopicRoD Well, I'm trying to think up a good new name for this place now that it's mine. RDTopicRoD Every once in a while I hear something like a man screaming coming from the Capitol Building. RDTopicRoD Well, there's an election coming up. Dave is up for re-election again. RDTopicRoD Dave is dead. We're not sure what will even happen to this place anymore. RDTopicRoD Bob is dead. Nobody deserves to die that young. RDTopicRoD Rosie is dead. It's too bad, she was always so nice. RDTopicRoDEND Well, good for you then. RDTopicRoDEND Okay. RDTopicRoDEND Sure, honey. RDTopicRoDEND Oh, great. RDTopicRoDEND How very Dave-like. RDTopicRoDEND Sure. RDTopicRoDEND Alright. RDTopicRoDEND Uh huh. RDTopicRoDEND Okay. RDTopicRoundUp Alright sure, why not. The people have a tendency to wait until the last minute to vote, but I'd just like to get it over with. RDTopicRoundUp I'll spare a few caps if you just tell each of the adults to get over to the voting booth sometime today so I cinch the victory. RDTopicRoundUp Not that I have anything to worry about. The people know who their leader is in this Republic. RDTopicRoundUp I told you before: I'll spare a few caps if you just tell each of the adults to get over to the voting booth sometime today. RDTopicRoundUp There's Jessica, Rosie, Bob, and Shawna. I already voted. RDTopicSecretsBRB Then you are hereby exiled from the Republic of Dave. RDTopicSecretsBRB Leave within 24 hours, or I will have you executed by firing squad. RDTopicSecretsInsult The Republic of Dave does not recognize the rights of Mirelurks or the sovereignty of any Mirelurk nation. RDTopicSecretsInsult Your asylum is hereby revoked. You have 24-hours to leave the Republic of Dave or face execution. RDTopicSecretsPersuade My assistance? Hmm... I suppose I can spare a few caps from the Department of Foreign Relations budget. Here. RDTopicSecretsPersuade In a few years, I might annex your village to the Republic of Dave. Until then, you are free to exist in my fair nation as a refugee. RDTopicSecretsTruth Interesting... um... well, the Republic of Dave is glad to welcome a former Vault citizen to our fair nation. RDTopicSecretsTruth You hereby are granted asylum within the Republic of Dave. Just don't get on my bad side, refugee. RDTopicThisPlace Well, the Republic of Dave is the only true sovereign nation in the Wasteland. The only really civilized place left in the world. RDTopicThisPlace One day, all wastelanders will be citizens in the republic, and know the greatness of their president. RDTopicThisPlace We have plenty of food and water here, and the compound is fairly safe. I'm glad the children can be raised here, away from the Wasteland. RDTopicThisPlace I'd like to see more trading done with the local caravans, but Dave's afraid their outside influence could weaken the Republic. RDTopicThisPlace Dave is a great leader. He's going to bring civilization back to the Wasteland. One day, they'll say it all started here. RDTopicThisPlace Dave is in charge. When he's not around, I'm in charge. If you want anything else, go to the Museum of Dave on the left side of the compound. RDTopicThisPlace The Republic of Dave offers a rich history rivaling that of the great nations before the war. RDTopicThisPlace President Daddy is awesome! He buys all sorts of neat toys that we get to play with! RDTopicThisPlace I want to be like Shawna when I grow up. She's smart, just like mommy! Course, daddy is smarter. Like, way smarter. RDTopicThisPlace I don't like mommy number two. What's wrong with just one mommy? But President Daddy says he needs two mommies... RDTopicThisPlace Everyone says that daddy is the best man, ever ever. I don't know, but that's what Shawna says, so I guess it's true. RDTopicWhosInCharge That's right. As president, I am head of the Department of Tourist Rights, the Office of Immigrant Affairs, and the Bureau of Davelike Activities. RDTopicWhosInCharge My proudest duty, second to the presidency, is commander-and-chief of the Army of Dave--the most ruthless military in the Wasteland. RDTopicWhosInCharge That's President Dave to you, Wastelander. Call him by his full name, or we'll shoot you. RDTopicWhosInCharge He takes care of all of us, even that selfish Rosie and her brats. My children will be a lot nicer than hers. RDTopicWhosInCharge Dave is a good man. He looks after all the children and makes sure they have plenty to do. He's bought a lot of toys, not that he'd admit it. RDTopicWhosInCharge He has our Shawna teach classes to the younger ones. She's over at the Museum of Dave to the west of the Republic. RDTopicWhosInCharge Dave made me Second-Commander of the Army of Dave, and that means I get a gun. Don't make me have to use it. RDTopicWhosInCharge President Dave is the savior of the Wasteland, bringing peace and order to the savages man has brought upon himself. RDTopicWhosInCharge If you would like to learn more, please stop by the Museum of Dave's official tour at 2 PM. RDTopicWhosInCharge He's my daddy! Whenever we play republic, I get to play as Dave! RDTopicWhosInCharge Watch, watch! "I am sorry sir, but I am afraid that the Bureau of Davelike Activities has ordered your execution!" RDTopicWhosInCharge Aren't I good? Huh? RDTopicWhosInCharge He's my daddy. He and mommy number one fight sometimes, probably cause of mommy number two. RDTopicWhosInCharge Daddy! President Daddy to you!
RDTopicWhosInCharge Daddy? He's not so bad. Shawna says he's the most important man to ever walk the Wastes. RDTopicWhosInCharge I don't know about that. The Wastes are awfully big. RDTopicWives Of course. As President of the Republic, I have a mandate to repopulate the Wasteland. RDTopicWives Well, yes. Dave and I were married when he was wandering the Wasteland, before inheriting the republic from his father Tom. RDTopicWives After Ralph was born, Dave said that the President of the Republic needed to repopulate the Wasteland. So now, we have a second wife.
RDTopicWives First wife! Rosie is the second wife, since she's the oldest and not good for anything anymore! RDTopicWives Dave revised the restrictive marriage laws of the Kingdom of Tom shortly after the Republic was formed. RDTopicWives Multiple marriages is now considered one of the great free freedoms of the Republic of Dave. RDTopicWives Yes he does, and they're both pains in my ass. Always got to keep them in line or else they get all teary. RDTopicWives I have one mommy. The other lady is Jessica. She's pretty, but she's mean. RDTopicWives Uh huh. Mommy number one and mommy number two. RDTopicWives I like mommy number one better. She's been my mommy longer. RDTopicWives That's what President Daddy says, but I only remember having the one mommy before. RDTopicWives Uh huh. Doesn't everybody? RDTopicYourself Not much to say really. Dave was my husband for many, many years. RDTopicYourself Not much to say really. I'm Dave's wife, or first wife I guess. I've lived here for many years now. RDTopicYourself Years ago, I freed these poor people from the wrath of Tom, former monarch of the Kingdom of Tom. RDTopicYourself Afterwards, the people naturally elected me as their president, and the Republic of Dave was formed. RDTopicYourself All I have to say is Dave is my husband. Mine, do you understand? I don't care what Rosie has to say about it. RDTopicYourself Just because Rosie used to be this big leader out in the Wasteland, she thinks she's better than me. She even ordered Dave around once! RDTopicYourself All you need to know is that I'm second-in-command next to Dave, so don't bother me. RDTopicYourself And don't talk to Rosie or Jessica either. Those are Dave's wives and they have work they need to do. RDTopicYourself Me? I just run the museum and teach classes to the little ones. You know, truth, justice, and the will of Dave... RDTopicYourself I'm gonna be president when I grow up! RDTopicYourself Dave's my daddy! He's the bestest daddy ever! RDTopicYourself I like to play with the toys in the museum, but Shawna always yells at me. RDTopicYourself President Daddy says I sleep too much, but I don't sleep much at all! RDTourGuideTalk So, I'll just get started on the tour of the museum then. RDTourGuideTalk To my far right is the baby carriage that our great leader slept in as a newborn baby. Unlike most babies, he never cried and his poop didn't stink. RDTourGuideTalk Dave had 8 siblings and made his own baseball team. The team was so good, in fact, the Wasteland team was so scared it never showed up to compete. RDTourGuideTalk The briefcase is the very one Dave took with him when he became fed up with the poor ways that his father ran the nation. RDTourGuideTalk Dave brought back many items from the Wasteland. It was artifacts like these that amassed the Republic's great wealth. RDTourGuideTalk Dave collects many war collectibles, including holotapes and war weaponry. RDTourGuideTalk This globe represents the whole planet that Dave traversed. Don't let its size fool you, the world is at least fifty times bigger than this. RDTourGuideTalk I don't know who put that tire there. RDTourGuideTalk These weapons were used against the USA before the bombs fell. Dave probably acquired these when he walked to China. RDTourGuideTalk Dave is a world-renowned marksman, known for shooting an apple out of the hand of a Raider from across the Potomac. RDTourGuideTalk Mounted to my left is the very head of the slain Deathclaw that Dave encountered during his quest through the Wastes. RDTourGuideTalk I know what you're thinking, and no, that's not a Brahmin skull. Brahmin have two heads, so there'd have to be two skulls for it to be Brahmin. RDTourGuideTalk Please, no touching. RDTourGuideTalk And that's the tour! I hope you enjoyed it! RivetCityBarter Here's a menu. RivetCityBarter If I must. RivetCityBarter For you, I always offer my best price. RivetCityBarter Straight to the point. I like that. RivetCityBarter What'll you have? RivetCityBarter Commin' up. RivetCityBarter We've got all kinds of chems. RivetCityBarter Need to do some killin' eh? RivetCityBarter Here is our menu, sir. RivetCityBarter Here is our menu, ma'am. RivetCityBarter Let's get high. RivetCityBarter After what you did? Only because I have to. RivetCityBarter Anything for you! You sure fixed Bannon good. RivetCityBarter I've got a little bit of everything. RivetCityBarter Whatchya lookin' for? RivetCityBarter Take a look at our menu. RivetCityBarter Please place your order. RivetCityRepair No problem at all. RivetCityRepair Let's have a look at it. RivetCityRepair I'll see what I can do. RRFawkesGreeting1A I saw your capture, and a little cleverness allowed me to follow your captors. I only wish I could have arrived sooner to aid your escape! RRFawkesGreeting1A As I owe you my freedom, I felt it was only fair that I return the favor. After all, I know no-one else in this world. RRFawkesGreeting1B You were my rescuer and my only connection to this world, so I felt compelled to see you safe. RRFawkesGreeting1B If this is what you think of me, perhaps I should not have bothered. But I know no-one else in this world. RRFawkesGreeting1C Yes... and a most fascinating one at that. This technology is amazing. RRFawkesGreeting1C Imagine the evil that can be eliminated with such tools! RRFawkesGreeting2A I appreciate the offer, but I must decline. I have an entire world to explore, and I must not be delayed any further. RRFawkesGreeting2A I have read about a great museum of history to the south. Perhaps I will head there. RRFawkesGreeting2A Goodbye, my friend. Perhaps I will join you in the future, if your goals are virtuous enough to draw me away. RRFawkesGreeting2A My friend, I would be honored to follow a hero such as yourself. Shall we go? RRFawkesGreeting2B It seems I didn't know you as well as I had thought. My mistake. RRFawkesGreeting2B I've read about a museum of history in the south. Perhaps I can learn more about the world there, without facing such enmity. RRFawkesGreeting2B I will take my leave of you. Goodbye, my rescuer. SpeechChallengeFailure No, I'm sorry. I will not force her to awaken. I can't predict the effect it may have on her system. SpeechChallengeFailure That's just what I would expect to hear from another spy from the Wasteland. You have one hour to leave the Republic of Dave or be executed. SpeechChallengeFailure Certain information came to light. I paid a fortune in caps and obtained it. SpeechChallengeFailure There really isn't much more to it. SpeechChallengeFailure What? Gimme a break. SpeechChallengeFailure You know what I think? I think you killed her. That means we've got a problem. SpeechChallengeFailure I think it's time to introduce you to a close friend of mine. I call him the Kneecapper. Say hello. SpeechChallengeFailure No way, that's more than I was gonna pay Grady. Forget it! SpeechChallengeFailure All I'm offering is 200 caps. That's it. Take it or leave it. SpeechChallengeFailure Charming. I feel I should tell you that your negotiation skills aren't quite up to par. You wouldn't want to embarrass yourself again. SpeechChallengeFailure Nice try, but ... nah. I don't think so. SpeechChallengeFailure That's not going to work on me. SpeechChallengeFailure I'm not falling for that. SpeechChallengeFailure Why the hell should I trust you? SpeechChallengeFailure Nope. It's 15 each. You wanna do it or what? SpeechChallengeFailure [Makes buzzer noise]. Nice try, but that's a miss. 250 is the score... you in? SpeechChallengeFailure Wrong answer, dead meat! SpeechChallengeFailure Endangering the town? That goes against everything the Mechanist stands for. I can't believe I would ever become something like that... SpeechChallengeFailure Which is just what the AntAgonizer wants me to think! Isn't that right, citizen. Or should I say... secret agent?! SpeechChallengeFailure Her menace may have passed, but I cannot risk the suit falling into another's hands. SpeechChallengeFailure The temptation of its power may be too great for others. I couldn't live with myself if it corrupted you, as well. SpeechChallengeFailure Endangering the town? That goes against everything the Mechanist stands for. I can't believe I would ever become something like that... SpeechChallengeFailure Which is just what the AntAgonizer wants me to think! Isn't that right, citizen. Or should I say... secret agent?! SpeechChallengeFailure Perhaps humanity isn't dead yet, but I'll be sure to help it along. Its writhing corpse shall feed my colony well. SpeechChallengeFailure Now, my royal ant guard... kill this commoner! SpeechChallengeFailure Oh, but it is. His hollowed shell will be an effigy - a warning to the rest of mankind! SpeechChallengeFailure Perhaps humanity isn't dead yet, but I'll be sure to help it along. Its writhing corpse shall feed my colony well. SpeechChallengeFailure Now, my royal ant guard... kill this commoner! SpeechChallengeFailure Umm. I just remembered something I need to do. Bye. SpeechChallengeFailure I'm afraid that won't do, friend. Are you sure you won't take the generous offer I've already made? SpeechChallengeFailure Yeah, like you could manage that. You really don't know shit about how we work, do you? But if you're that serious... SpeechChallengeFailure I've got some I keep for myself in case there's an accident or something. Will you shut up about this if I give some to you? SpeechChallengeFailure This kind of crap gets around, you know. You try bullying too many people, and it's going to cost you. SpeechChallengeFailure You're... You're lying! He may be crazy, but he'd never try to destroy the Vault like this! SpeechChallengeFailure Only an outsider would do something like that. Someone like... you! SpeechChallengeFailure I'd deal with you myself, except these people are going to need someone to watch out for them out there. SpeechChallengeFailure As for you... You can stay down here and die, for all I care. If you ever talk to me again out there, I'll kill you. SpeechChallengeFailure No! Those things! They're right behind me! Leave me alone! SpeechChallengeFailure Nope! All I got is what's left on my back. SpeechChallengeFailure Why can't man follow the ant's example? They work together as a team... every waking moment dedicated to the colony. SpeechChallengeFailure They require no wealth or material items... everything they need is provided for them by their fellow insects. SpeechChallengeFailure But I digress. If it's payment you need, all I can offer is one of my Mutagenic Bioenhancers. SpeechChallengeFailure What kind of nonsense is that? What does science have to do with a religious belief? SpeechChallengeFailure Now I ask you again, why did you do such a horrible thing? SpeechChallengeFailure If I had a cap for every punk that tried that line on me, I'd be rich. SpeechChallengeFailure Well, I don't give a shit. Take him somewhere else... we're closed. SpeechChallengeFailure Nope! Take the tour first. Then we talk about my proposition! SpeechChallengeFailure So, you up for it? SpeechChallengeFailure Nope, I'm not telling! It's a really cool surprise though. You're gonna love it, I promise! SpeechChallengeFailure No, I don't think so. Take what you can get. SpeechChallengeFailure You don't have to lie to make me feel better. I know it's a dumb joke. We don't really tell them to laugh with them - more to laugh at them. SpeechChallengeFailure They're more like a tradition. Most of them were passed down from this book we found down back, called "Vault Boy's Big Book of Laughs for Kids". SpeechChallengeFailure They're not really funny, but something about hearing them is a little comforting, you know? SpeechChallengeFailure I don't have to take that crap from you! Shut up! SpeechChallengeFailure I don't care what you need, this place is off limits and that's that. SpeechChallengeFailure It's outsider's perspectives that drove him here in the first place. SpeechChallengeFailure Sorry, I can't really help you. SpeechChallengeFailure I am afraid that the knowledge required to appreciate our true nature is far above your level of comprehension. SpeechChallengeFailure In light of your candor, all I can promise is that Arefu will no longer be a target of the Family. Beyond that, I make no such other promises. SpeechChallengeFailure No, it would not be right to disturb him in this time of meditation. I am sorry but I cannot allow it. SpeechChallengeFailure Nothing. The Family are just a bunch of damn punks. SpeechChallengeFailure No, I'm sorry. I'll never set foot in that place again. SpeechChallengeFailure No, I'm sorry. I'll never set foot in that place again. SpeechChallengeFailure I'd prefer not to talk about it. Some people wouldn't appreciate my past. SpeechChallengeFailure I understand your hesitation, but I can assure you that no harm will befall you. SpeechChallengeFailure Sorry, that's only for secrets between friends! SpeechChallengeFailure I'm afraid I won't be persuaded. Whatever powers you may have over the average Wastelander are ineffectual on me. SpeechChallengeFailure I'm not listening to anything you have to say, prisoner! Stand down at once! SpeechChallengeFailure I'm afraid that it just doesn't work that way. SpeechChallengeFailure I guess we know where the next meal is coming from! SpeechChallengeFailure Your voice stress patterns indicate you are telling a falsehood. This is in violation of Protocol NC-01. SpeechChallengeFailure I'm sorry. You have now exceeded 2 demerits. Now instituting Expulsion Protocol KL-001. SpeechChallengeFailure I'm sorry, your voice stress patterns indicate you are telling a falsehood. This is in violation of Protocol NC-01. SpeechChallengeFailure One demerit will now be issued. Note that further demerits can cause your expulsion from this job posting. SpeechChallengeFailure As previously stated, please identify yourself. SpeechChallengeFailure I'm not at liberty to say. SpeechChallengeFailure I'm not easily manipulated. So don't bother. SpeechChallengeFailure I'm sorry. Certain things are best shared between friends. SpeechChallengeFailure You have to do better than that. I deal with bigger assholes than you on a daily basis. SpeechChallengeFailure Mmm. Let's talk about something else. SpeechChallengeFailure That's privileged information. SpeechChallengeFailure Sorry. Doctors are trained in confidentiality. SpeechChallengeFailure You won't be intimidating me today, sir. SpeechChallengeFailure That's none of your business. SpeechChallengeFailure You're starting to really annoy me. People usually start dying when I get annoyed. SpeechChallengeFailure Um. Yeah. Sorry. Not telling. Change the subject now. SpeechChallengeFailure I don't know anything about that. SpeechChallengeFailure I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about. Sorry. SpeechChallengeFailure You'd like to know, wouldn't you? Well, if you knew enough to be trusted, you wouldn't go around asking questions like that. Sorry, kid. SpeechChallengeFailure Ummm. Yeah. Sorry. Don't know. SpeechChallengeFailure Grownups just can't be trusted with certain types of information. Sorry. SpeechChallengeFailure Yeah, I'm afraid that's not going to work with me. SpeechChallengeFailure No way. I don't know you well enough. SpeechChallengeFailure I'm trained in resisting all forms of coercion. You're wasting your time. SpeechChallengeFailure Meh. Not going to tell the likes of you. SpeechChallengeFailure You're right. It's probably not safe for me here. But from the sound of the man on that recording, it's not safe for me in the Commonwealth either. SpeechChallengeFailure Nice try. I said no. SpeechChallengeFailure Seriously. No. SpeechChallengeFailure Look, I don't know who you are. I'm not just handing over my life's earnings to you! SpeechChallengeFailure I like what you're saying but this is bigger than just you and your dad. SpeechChallengeFailure If you want help from Galaxy News, you need to contribute to Galaxy News. That's all there is to it. SpeechChallengeFailure There is no way that's happening. SpeechChallengeFailure You're lying. I bet you didn't have the guts to kill him. SpeechChallengeFailure Right. You're just a lying bigot, like all humans. SpeechChallengeFailure No dice. SpeechChallengeFailure Is that the best you can do? I'm afraid I'm not impressed. SpeechChallengeFailure Not an option, I'm afraid. We aren't exactly rolling in cash, down here. SpeechChallengeFailure Penny's one of us. She's gotta come too. SpeechChallengeFailure You can't get blood from a stone. I'd love to help you, but first we need to iron out the deal. SpeechChallengeFailure So, what do you say? SpeechChallengeFailure Oh no no no. That just won't do. 200 Caps is all I'm going to pay. SpeechChallengeFailure Sorry friend. You ought keep better track of your loved ones. SpeechChallengeFailure Heh. Yeah right. I don't think so. SpeechChallengeFailure Yeah, sorry. I don't think so. SpeechChallengeFailure Nice try. SpeechChallengeFailure Nice try asshole. Pay up or find someone else's time to waste. SpeechChallengeFailure Shut up! I'm not listening to you. It's not too late! SpeechChallengeFailure No... no, I'm not going back in there. I can't! SpeechChallengeFailure You're full of it. You always were. SpeechChallengeFailure I'm being reasonable. I'm also being a businessman. SpeechChallengeFailure The information about your father must be worth quite a bit to you, otherwise you would never have come back. SpeechChallengeFailure With the rise in demand comes the rise in price. The offer is 300 caps, and it stands. SpeechChallengeFailure You seem like a nice kid, so I'm going to be straight with you. SpeechChallengeFailure Your dad was here, and now he's not, and yes I know where he went. But what you're asking me for is information, and information is a commodity. SpeechChallengeFailure And, like any commodity, it must be sold at a reasonable market price. So, what's reasonable? Let's say... 100 caps, and daddy's location is yours. SpeechChallengeFailure Sorry, smoothskin. I can't take the risk. Moriarty will beat the shit out of me for even talking to you! SpeechChallengeFailure Sorry, kid. It's not worth the shitstorm I'll bring on myself. SpeechChallengeFailure Eulogy Jones pays me enough not to take shit from someone like you. SpeechChallengeFailure Besides there's plenty of side "benefits" to keep me happy. SpeechChallengeFailure But we don't want to give up the safety of the Vault. We just want to end its isolation. SpeechChallengeFailure That's what you and my father don't seem to understand! SpeechChallengeFailure But we can't stay isolated forever, or eventually all we'll have left is a handful of inbred remnants! SpeechChallengeFailure You may think Vault security is just bunch of chubby guys in padded helmets, but I promise you, most of them aren't as friendly as you remember. SpeechChallengeFailure Don't worry about it; I won't tell the Overseer if you won't. To tell the truth, I'm glad she did. SpeechChallengeFailure Heck, maybe you can even put all this trouble to rest once and for all. SpeechChallengeFailure Even they aren't foolish enough to destroy their homes just to prove a point. It could only have been you! SpeechChallengeFailure How many of them do you think will survive out there? Still, better a few of them stay alive out there than have them all die down here. SpeechChallengeFailure The evacuation will begin immediately. But you won't be joining them outside. I'll see to that myself! SpeechChallengeFailure The previous Overseers were idiots, and we nearly died because of their naivete. I'm simply trying to make up for their mistakes. SpeechChallengeFailure In a generation or two, no one will remember it ever happened, and we'll still be the safest, purest humans left. SpeechChallengeFailure But for that to happen, we can't let ourselves be further tarnished by outsiders. SpeechChallengeFailure We can make more. That's what humanity does. It survives. SpeechChallengeFailure That's just a technicality, really. This wasn't what you'd call a "settlement" until I whipped them all into shape. More of a "camp," really. SpeechChallengeFailure But I suppose if you really care about what they have to say, you could grill some of the Hangar Deck rabble. SpeechChallengeFailure Don't expect a speck of truth from them, Especially not that bartending crone, Belle Bonny. She tells the most disgusting lies. SpeechChallengeFailure No, but I can damn sure share a bag of "Get the hell outta my bar." SpeechChallengeFailure First one's on the house. Now scram! SpeechChallengeFailure I think most of the people from back then have either moved on or passed away, sorry to say. SpeechChallengeFailure Well, I'll just have to prove you wrong, then! Now let's get back to work! SpeechChallengeFailure Believe what you like, but I've got a gift, and...and it'd be wrong not to try to use it! SpeechChallengeFailure I'm not buying it. I mean, I know it's scary, but you can't half-ass something like this, you know? SpeechChallengeFailure Now, go on out there walk through that Minefield like a real researcher! SpeechChallengeFailure I'm not buying it. I mean, I know it's scary, but you can't half-ass something like this, you know? SpeechChallengeFailure Now, go on out there walk through that Minefield like a real researcher! SpeechChallengeFailure I don't think so. I've heard a lot of stories from traders that there's food out there. A whole lot. SpeechChallengeFailure Either you weren't looking hard enough, or you didn't really go at all. Either way, I'm going to have to insist you go back again, alright? SpeechChallengeFailure I know it's just about a definite that it works right, but I can tell you haven't really tested it out much. SpeechChallengeFailure I appreciate your confidence, but I can't stress enough the importance of good research. So please go out and give it a real test, okay? SpeechChallengeFailure I don't appreciate that sort of joke, especially not when it's about losing knowledge. SpeechChallengeFailure Now you go out there again and get back to looking! SpeechChallengeFailure Yeah, yeah, very funny. Just go there and do some real research, will you? SpeechChallengeFailure You sir, are a liar, a fraud and likely a spy of the Royal Crown. I warn you not to test my patience. You'll find it wearing quite thin. SpeechChallengeFailure We're too poor for that. SpeechChallengeFailure Nah. Too rich for me. SpeechChallengeFailure Listen up good. I'm running the show here, not you. Now get out hell out of here! SpeechChallengeFailure I'm in charge here. Not you. Now get out of my face! SpeechChallengeFailure Last time I checked, I was the man in charge around here. Now get out of my face. I have things to do. SpeechChallengeFailure I'm in charge here! SpeechChallengeFailure I'm not stupid! You're just pushing me around. SpeechChallengeFailure No... no. I don't think I could. Sorry. SpeechChallengeFailure Don't lie to me. Dave would have told me that if it were true. SpeechChallengeFailure Um, no dice, roadkill. Now hand over what you got. SpeechChallengeFailure That's all I have on me, friend, no deal. SpeechChallengeFailure You broke it, didn't you? Way to go, Mirelurk bait. Forget you, I'm outta here. SpeechChallengeFailure Well, I never! You, sir, are no gentleman. SpeechChallengeFailure Well, I never! You, madam, are no lady. SpeechChallengeFailure Get lost. SpeechChallengeFailure You're lying. You don't know anything. SpeechChallengeFailure Oh, no! You're just trying to get me in trouble. And drunk. SpeechChallengeFailure I don't think so. SpeechChallengeFailure No way, dude. Like I said. I need the caps. SpeechChallengeFailure I've told you everything I can think of. SpeechChallengeFailure How about no. 200 caps or no deal. SpeechChallengeFailure None of your business. Go bother someone else. SpeechChallengeFailure Uh ... do I look like I have any money on me? I'm sorry, I can't pay you anything. SpeechChallengeFailure I'm sorry. I am not in a position to help you. SpeechChallengeFailure Don't matter how good a time he could show me. Eulogy'd have my head. I like my head where it is. SpeechChallengeFailure No! I'm not leaving him! SpeechChallengeFailure Hey, I got an idea. SpeechChallengeFailure How 'bout you stop tryin' to shine me up before I put a bullet in you. SpeechChallengeFailure [sighs] You know what I don't appreciate? I don't appreciate when people try to take advantage of me. SpeechChallengeFailure So right now, I'm not looking fondly on you. You want something from me, we do a straight-up deal. You don't try and pull one over on me. SpeechChallengeFailure That dog ain't gonna hunt. You're going to have to do better than that. SpeechChallengeFailure Mister Crowley was a mercenary I worked with a long time ago. SpeechChallengeFailure Wait! You're seeking to discredit me before the next election! SpeechChallengeFailure You're status is revoked. You have one hour to leave the Republic or I will have you executed. SpeechChallengeFailure How dare you question my military record? SpeechChallengeFailure You have one hour to leave the Republic of Dave or I will have you executed. SpeechChallengeFailure So you were sent to plunder the treasury? SpeechChallengeFailure Your diplomatic status is hereby revoked. SpeechChallengeFailure You have one hour to leave the Republic of Dave, or I will have you executed. SpeechChallengeFailure Are you accusing me of impropriety? In an election year? SpeechChallengeFailure I'll give you one hour to leave the Republic of Dave. After that, I'll have you executed. SpeechChallengeFailure You must be joking. SpeechChallengeFailure I'm tired of you're presence. Leave the Republic of Dave within the hour, or I'll have you executed. SpeechChallengeFailure Oh, trying to be cute, are you? Once you're dead, we'll have plenty of time to find them ourselves. SpeechChallengeFailure You're welcome to take your business to another doctor if you don't like my prices. SpeechChallengeFailure Sorry, I can't let it go for anything less than 100. SpeechChallengeFailure You're in over your head, and no amount of talking is going to get you out of it. SpeechChallengeFailure Once you're dead, we'll finish off this pathetic Brotherhood and become the true saviors of the Wasteland. SpeechChallengeFailure This ends NOW! SpeechChallengeFailure No. Because I don't trust you. SpeechChallengeFailure She's a jerk, but she's still one of us. SpeechChallengeFailure I don't want to talk about it with you. SpeechChallengeFailure No! I'm not supposed to go outside with strangers! Help! SpeechChallengeFailure Right. And Brahmin can fly. Idiot. SpeechChallengeFailure A murderer and a thief. I'd sooner die. SpeechChallengeFailure You've got to be kidding. SpeechChallengeFailure I'm saving the rest of my money to buy medical supplies for the town! I've given you all I can afford! SpeechChallengeFailure What a horrible thing to say! Is that your idea of a joke? SpeechChallengeFailure It's none of your business. Now leave me alone. SpeechChallengeFailure You're a big dumb liar. SpeechChallengeFailure You...oh. You don't know. You're just trying to trick me. Well, it won't work. SpeechChallengeFailure You first, asshole. SpeechChallengeFailure I ought to slap you. SpeechChallengeFailure But I think I'll puke instead. SpeechChallengeFailure Sir! That's a really stupid idea, sir! SpeechChallengeFailure Why should I tell you? You'll just tell everyone else. SpeechChallengeFailure So you can take it? No way! SpeechChallengeFailure No, no. It's hopeless. SpeechChallengeFailure Sorry. You ain't all that good at sweet talking. Maybe if you came back with some caps. SpeechChallengeFailure No. It's a cruel world and people are just looking for an excuse to blame someone... how much more convenient if that someone is a something! SpeechChallengeFailure Like I'm going to listen to a little shrimp like you. Get lost, Poindexter. SpeechChallengeFailure Nice try, buttwipe. SpeechChallengeFailure You must think I'm stupid or something. I'm not falling for any of your tricks! SpeechChallengeFailure I'm not stupid, and I'm not falling for your tricks. Forget it! SpeechChallengeFailure Who do you think you are? Tenpenny won't allow it. I'm a paying member of the tower. He'll listen to reason. Get out of here! SpeechChallengeFailure What?! You must be retarded. Tenpenny won't allow that. I pay good money to live here. You can't just go pushing people around like that. SpeechChallengeFailure Who do you think you are? I pay good money to live here. And I run a most prestigious store. You can't push me around like that! SpeechChallengeFailure In case you haven't noticed, I run a fabulous shop, and live in the most fabulous of places. You can't push people like me around! Ha! SpeechChallengeFailure I've hung with tougher assholes than you. I can handle myself. I'm not afraid of you. Besides, I'm one of Tenpenny's favorites! SpeechChallengeFailure No, no. Perhaps if I had more time to rest. SpeechChallengeFailure I'm sorry, but that is completely unacceptable. SpeechChallengeFailure Ha ha. Really now? I'm afraid you aren't as agile tongued as you'd like to think. SpeechChallengeFailure Look. I can't let you in. If you did something stupid, it's my ass on the line. I'm not going to risk it. I need this job. Now get out of here! SpeechChallengeFailure I'm just doing my job. Now, back away before I'm forced to shoot you. SpeechChallengeFailure Nice try. Are you done wasting my time? Good. StartCombatResponse Flank 'em! StartCombatResponse I've got your back! StartCombatResponse We'll get 'em. StartCombatResponse Look out! StartCombatResponse Gary! StartCombatResponse Not this time, muties! StartCombatResponse Affirmative! Engaging! StartCombatResponse Ten-four! Going weapons hot! StartCombatResponse Roger that! Firing! StartCombatResponse Go go go! StartCombatResponse Commencing attack! StartCombatResponse Target locked! Attack! StartCombatResponse Hot lead outbound, yes sir. StartCombatResponse Lock and load! StartCombatResponse Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. StartCombatResponse I see 'em! StartCombatResponse Yes sir! StartCombatResponse Over there... get 'em! StartCombatResponse Spread out and flank 'em. StartCombatResponse Targets engaged! StartCombatResponse Take 'em out! StartCombatResponse Over there! Get 'em! StartCombatResponse Don't let 'em get away! StartCombatResponse Take 'em down! StartCombatResponse Woohoo! I love this shit! StartCombatResponse Light 'em up! StartCombatResponse It's go time! StartCombatResponse Kick ass! StartCombatResponse Yeah! Tear them apart! StartCombatResponse Where? Steal That doesn't belong to you! Steal Put that back at once! Steal Thief! Steal I'd recommend putting that down. Steal Alarm! We're being robbed! Steal That's not your property! Steal Hey! What do you think you're doin'? Steal Put that back! Steal Hey! That ain't yours! Steal Crime detected. Judicial circuits recommend immediate application of capital punishment. Steal Crime detected. Application of death sentence commencing. Steal Crime detected. Consulting judicial circuits... offender sentenced to death. Steal I wish you hadn't done that. Steal I'm sorry. I've been programmed to protect private property at all costs. Steal I wish I could look the other way, but I'm afraid my programming is very strict. Steal Unauthorized materials requisition detected. Steal Please put your hands in the air and prepare for disciplinary action. Steal That is stealing. Stealing is prohibited. Steal The class of people I'm forced to associate with these days just keeps falling. Steal Did you really need that? Steal Why do I get all the hoodlums? Steal I thought I had seen every species of moronic petty bullshit, but you've just topped the list. Congratulations. Steal Do you have no respect for private property, you slimy little commie bastard? Steal Did you not realize that I have eyes in the back of my head? Steal Bad move, mungo. Steal I thought you were different. Steal Put that back, you big smelly mungo! Steal Here's how we deal with robbers in Little Lamplight. Steal You got a lot of nerve, coming in here and trying to rob us. Steal You'd better run, you damn thief. Steal Stealing? What are you thinking? Steal Your mother would be ashamed of you. Steal That ain't yours, mungo. Steal Hey! That's mine. Steal Hey, that's valuable junk! Steal Now, now. Steal There is nothing that comes free in this life, friend. Steal Put that back, now. Steal That doesn't bewong to you! Steal Please! You're spoiling my experiments! Steal Don't take that! You'll ruin everything! Steal You there. Keep your hands off other people's property! Steal Are you daft? That doesn't belong to you. Steal That isn't yours! Steal You better put that back! Steal Hey, that's not yours! Steal I saw you take that! Steal You're going to be in trouble if you don't put that back! Steal That's stealing! Steal Thief! Steal You stole that! Steal Stop! Thief! Steal You can't just take that! Steal That doesn't belong to you! SuitHolotape1 Like I told ya man, I don't fuckin' know where it came from. But it freaks the boys out. Some story from a while back, 'bout a stranger with no name. SuitHolotape1 Just... get rid of the damn thing. Ain't no good gonna come from keeping it around. Besides, if it is.. his. Maybe he'll come back for it. Comprende? SuperDuperMartTOPIC We're back. Somebody open up the... Hang on, something' ain't right here. SuperJoke1 Who there? SuperJoke2 Humans. SuperJoke3 Humans who? SuperJoke4 Kill the humans! Kill them all! Aggghhh!! SuperJoke5 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh... oh... ha ha ha ha ha ha.... That a good one! Ha ha ha ha ha! SuperTalk1 I'm hungry! I need something to eat. Meat would be good... A Brahmin head, roasted just a bit, with some... SuperTalk1 This is boring. We should be collecting more humans. We need more of us! The bucketheads have killed too many... SuperTalk1 Have you found green stuff? I haven't found any. Ever. Maybe it's a lie. Maybe we're wasting our time. We could be out killing... SuperTalk1 I need a new gun. I want something that won't break. Something that will shoot forever. One of us had... a Fat Man! I want one of those... SuperTalk1 Wish I had a new weapon. Something good to smash with. Wish I could hold one of those Behemoth clubs. So big! So much crush! SuperTalk1 I was thinking. And it hurt! Hurt my head! But I remembered things. From before... I think I knew a woman. Or maybe, I WAS a woman... Aggh! It hurts! SuperTalk1 I was just wonderin'... What are you doing? Something good? Something fun? Me, I'm bored. Need somebody to kill. Or something to eat... SuperTalk1 I have joke for you. Ready? Knock knock. SuperTalk2 Shut up, you stupid! Leave me alone! All you do is complain! SuperTalk2 I don't know! 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TenpennyAllistairTenpenny He owns this building. We get our caps from him, and don't you forget it. TenpennyAllistairTenpenny A very well dressed gentleman, when he bothers to get dressed. He hardly ever leaves his penthouse suite. TenpennyAllistairTenpenny He stays in his penthouse suite most of the time. So long as we pay the rent, he lets us live here. TenpennyAllistairTenpenny He's the landlord, although you hardly ever see him. I had to treat him once for bed sores, if you know what I mean. TenpennyAllistairTenpenny Wait...don't tell him I said that. TenpennyAllistairTenpenny Every day it's the same thing. The man has no imagination with his meals. TenpennyAllistairTenpenny But it's his building, so everyday I make that damned "Iguana Bits sandwich, no salt, with a peeled pear on the side. Send it up to the penthouse." TenpennyAllistairTenpenny He is the right lord and master of Tenpenny Tower. TenpennyAllistairTenpenny Or at least that's what my files say. TenpennyAllistairTenpenny It's impolite for a gentleman to talk about himself. But I'd hope this magnificent tower would speak volumes. TenpennyGREETINGChoice1 Righto! When I saw this place jutting up out of the horizon, I knew what I had to do! I hired some muscle and we got this place fixed up right quick. TenpennyGREETINGChoice1 I had the great fortune to run into Mr. Burke, an absolute gem of a man. He certainly has a way of getting done what needs to get done, doesn't he? TenpennyGREETINGChoice1 Then it was a matter of getting the right type of tenants with the right type of assets, and the rest is, as they say, history. TenpennyGREETINGChoice1 Yes. The healing art is a rewarding occupation. Is there something I can help you with? TenpennyGREETINGChoice1 Your taste in shopping venue is impeccable. How may I assist you? TenpennyGREETINGChoice1 Very kind of you to say so. Thank you! TenpennyGREETINGChoice1 I see, sir. Very well. May I pour you a drink? TenpennyGREETINGChoice1 With my fashion sense and your bottlecaps, there's no limit to what we can do for your image! I can't wait to get started! TenpennyGREETINGChoice2 I say! Must you be so caustic? Come now, a lot of work went into turning this husk of a tower into a place people can call home. TenpennyGREETINGChoice2 I've had help, of course. Especially in Mr. Burke, an absolute gem of a man. He certainly has a way of getting done what needs to get done. TenpennyGREETINGChoice2 Then it was a matter of getting the right type of tenants with the right type of assets, and the rest is, as they say, history. TenpennyGREETINGChoice2 Fine. Keep wearing that trashy outfit. I don't care. You probably couldn't afford to upgrade your look anyway. Ah, I could have made you fabulous. TenpennyGREETINGChoice2 It isn't cheap to live here. Is there something you want? TenpennyGREETINGChoice2 You wouldn't know true value if it slapped you in the face! TenpennyGREETINGChoice2 I see, sir. Very well. May I pour you a drink? TenpennyGREETINGChoice2 Most people consider mistreating food service providers as an invitation to get a little something unexpected in their meal. TenpennyGREETINGChoice2 Of course, I will do nothing of the sort. TenpennyGREETINGChoice3 Rubbish! You must be daft. Look around! Where else in the Wasteland have you seen such magnificence, I ask you? TenpennyGREETINGChoice3 I had the great fortune to run into Mr. Burke, an absolute gem of a man. He certainly has a way of getting done what needs to get done, doesn't he? TenpennyGREETINGChoice3 Then it was a matter of getting the right type of tenants with the right type of assets, and the rest is, as they say, history. TenpennyGREETINGChoice3 Look, if you don't care about yourself, then no one else will. And nothing says "I love me" better than a fabulous new look. Am I right? I'm right. TenpennyGREETINGChoice3 You should take more interest in your well-being. Carelessness leads to the spread of disease. Is there something you need? TenpennyGREETINGChoice3 Just try not to break anything, okay? TenpennyGREETINGChoice3 I see, sir. Very well. May I pour you a drink? TenpennyGREETINGChoice3 Well. Like I said. Take a seat anywhere, except at Mister Tenpenny's table. TenpennyGREETINGGuardPenthouseNevermind Fine. Bye. TenpennyGREETINGGuardPenthouseSpeech Hold on there a minute. Oh all right. I'll let you in, but if Tenpenny hollers because he isn't expecting you, you're dead. TenpennyGREETINGGuardPenthouseWhen Unsolicited callers are not generally welcome. Have a nice day. Goodbye. TenpennyGustavoGreetPlayer Welcome to Tenpenny Tower! Don't do anything stupid. TenpennyOpenGate Follow me. TenpennyOpenGate Sure. TenpennyOpenGate Alright. One moment. TenpennyOpenGate Yes sir. TenpennyOpenGate Yes ma'am. TenpennyShootBalcony Why, anything I want, dear boy. Anything I want... Wasteland safari. Very relaxing. TenpennyShootBalcony Why, anything I want, dear girl. Anything I want... Wasteland safari. Very relaxing. TenpennyTower It's named after Allistair Tenpenny, who runs this building. Got a bunch of rich guys that pay him to live in it. TenpennyTower We're here to make sure that people like you don't mess up his deal. TenpennyTower I'm not a tour guide. TenpennyTower Some might say Tenpenny Tower is my crowning achievement. But no! No no! My dear boy, it is just the beginning! TenpennyTower Some might say that Tenpenny Tower is my crowning achievement. But no! No no! My dear girl, it is just the beginning! TenpennyVendor I only carry the finest garments. TenpennyVendor My Boutique has many unique items for the discerning customer. TenpennyVendor What are you in the mood for? TenpennyVendor Enjoy the holiday discount, compliments of Mister Tenpenny! TenpennyVendor And what will our most distinguished guest be having today? TenpennyVendor I have an excellent selection of thirst quenchers. TenpennyVendor I have some first aid supplies I can sell. TenpennyVendor I guess we could do a little trading. Here's what I got. TenpennyVendor Here's what I got. TimeToGo Beat it, mungo. TimeToGo Move it or lose it. TimeToGo Get out of here. TimeToGo You need to leave now, mister. TimeToGo You need to leave now, miss. TimeToGo Uh, can you leave now, please? I've got to do something. TimeToGo Time for you to go. TimeToGo It's time for you to leave. TimeToGo You've got to leave now so I can lock up. TimeToGo I'm locking up, so you'll need to leave. TimeToGo Come on, let's go. TLBrotherhood I can see you're trying to appeal to my good nature. Pity for you I don't have one. TLBrotherhood I'll give you this one for free -- we use our big guns to kill big Super Mutants, so people like you can sleep at night. TLCerberus1 I am Cerberus! It is my solemn duty to guard the citizens of Underworld against any and all threats, both foreign and domestic! TLCerberus1 So yes... I'm the guard dog. TLCerberus2 This is a town full of peace-loving Ghouls, so check your bigotry at the door. They're just like humans! They feel, they hurt, they bleed... TLCerberus2 They deserve the same love and respect as any human, and don't you forget it! TLCerberus2 At least, that's what they programmed me to say. TLCerberus2 Personally, I think they're a bunch of rotting zombie maggot farms, and I'd send them all back to hell if I could. Damn, this combat inhibitor! TLCerberus3 Negatory! I have been programmed to remain on premises at all times! In the event of hostilities, I will respond with deadly force! TLCerberus3 Go Underworld! Go Ghouls! Yay! TLCerberus3 ...damn this pansy zombie programming... TLCerberusRobotics Whoa Nelly! Sensing combat inhibitor removal! Guns are hot! Firing for effect! Welcome to Hell, you zombie freaks! TLCitadel You're standing in front of the Citadel, headquarters to the Brotherhood of Steel. Capital Wasteland detachment. TLCitadelDirections What do you need to find? TLCitadelDirections I can help with that. What do you need? TLCitadelEnclave As if we didn't have enough to worry about. Their weapons are better; their Power Armor is better. Is their training better? We'll see. TLCitadelEnclave So they have Plasma weapons! Bah! It's strong technology, I'll give you that, but limited in modability. TLCitadelEnclave I've already started removing the compensators on our laser weapons to cut through the black devil Power Armor of theirs. TLCitadelEnclave We'll drop them like any other meat, don't you worry. TLCitadelEnclave They're sporting some pretty impressive Power Armor, I'll give them that. The Advanced Mark II. TLCitadelEnclave But's that all right. With a few modifications, our own armor will more than handle anything they throw at it. TLCitadelEnclave Quite a few, but most are distinctly unladylike, and unworthy of discussion. TLCitadelEnclave I will tell you that the Brotherhood has encountered the Enclave before, and their motives were just as sinister then as they are now. TLCitadelEnclave I've read the reports, seen the initial scans. But I can hardly believe it. TLCitadelEnclave I figured those radio transmissions were just old recordings. Never figured the Enclave would actually show up, in the flesh. TLCitadelEnclave But don't worry. Whatever they try, we'll be ready for it. I'll lead the Pride to knock them out tomorrow. If� my father permits it. TLCitadelEnclave They're men. They're born, they live, they die. End of story. TLCitadelEnclave There's meat under that armor, and meat can be ground� TLCitadelEnclave Man, I don't know. Fighting Uglies is one thing, but we've never gone up against anyone that well trained or organized. Even their tech is better. TLCitadelEnclave Don't get me wrong. The Pride's in it to win it, and I'll go down shooting if I have to. I just hope I don't have to. TLCitadelEnclave Killing unarmed civilians... Makes me sick. Come over here, try fighting someone who shoots back. Fucking cowards. TLCitadelEnclave Honestly? I can't wait to see if one of those helmets can stop a hollow-point round at 100 yards. I'm thinking... not. TLCitadelEnter Negative. No Super Mutants, civilians or traveling salesmen allowed. TLCitadelEnter Which are you? TLCitadelEnter That's an affirmative. You're clear to enter. But I still don't like it. Or you. TLCitadelSuperMutant You've seen them, so you know what we know. What more is there to say? TLCitadelSuperMutant If we can figure out where they're coming from, we might be able to stop them. If not... TLCitadelSuperMutant Foul, detestable beasts. They're like an infestation. We cut them down, and they return, again and again. TLCitadelSuperMutant Always so determined to kill or capture. But why? TLCitadelSuperMutant They're relentless. Like nothing I've ever seen before. I honestly think they see our Brothers in Power Armor as some kind of... canned meal. TLCitadelSuperMutant Some of the... pieces... we've had brought back. Men and women ripped in half. Some pulled through their armor. Just horrible. TLCitadelSuperMutant The Brotherhood has been battling Super Mutants for decades. First out West, then in Chicago. Now here. TLCitadelSuperMutant But this group of Super Mutants is different, somehow. Physically, yes, but mentally as well. If we knew where they came from, we'd know why. TLCitadelSuperMutant Not really, no. TLCitadelSuperMutant You know how many Uglies I've killed? More than all of Lyons' Pride combined, that's how many. TLCitadelSuperMutant All it takes is a loaded weapon and the will to use it. TLCitadelSuperMutant Oh, and a good way to get Ugly blood out of your armor. Little bit of Abraxo and some water -- works like a charm. TLCitadelSuperMutant Yeah, the city ruins are crawling with them. They've pretty much overrun all of old D.C. TLCitadelSuperMutant Do yourself, and us, a favor and stay as far away from there as humanly possible. Definitely no place for civilians. TLCitadelSuperMutant Shoot 'em, they die. Stab 'em, they die. Strangle 'em? They die. TLCitadelSuperMutant Hell, I've killed more of those yellow Frankensteins than any other member of the Pride. 'Cept maybe Gallows, with those crazy solo night ops of his. TLCitadelSuperMutant Man, nothing dies like an Ugly. I once saw Colvin snipe the leg off of one at 200 yards. Thing pirouetted like a figure skater! TLCitadelSuperMutant Why you think I ride these Initiates so hard? I make training hell so fighting those Uglies won't be. TLCitadelSuperMutant I can tell you that those heavily armored ones, the Masters? They favor heavy weapons -- Miniguns and Missile Launchers. TLCitadelSuperMutant My recommendation -- headshot from a distance. Avoid the meat grinder. TLDurgaBarter I received word from Elder Lyons. He says that you have permission to trade with us. Good for you. TLDurgaBarter What do you need? TLDurgaBarter What is it? TLDurgaBarter What else would I be doing back here? TLLyonsPride It's the best of the Brotherhood, bar none. No one gets in without my say-so. TLLyonsPride Ah, see, the Brotherhood's one thing, but the Pride... Best of the best. Every damn one of us. Hand picked by Sentinel Lyons herself. TLLyonsPride You my friend, are talking about the most elite fighting force ever assembled within the Brotherhood of Steel. TLLyonsPride Each of us was handpicked by Sentinel Lyons herself. You can't even realize what an honor that is. Sarah defines combat excellence. TLLyonsPride Sarah appreciates my... methods. I fill a role no one else can. TLLyonsPride We're the most elite tactical unit ever assembled in the Brotherhood of Steel, here or anywhere else. Hell, ain't nothin' Sarah's cubs can't handle. TLMS16Andy1 Ah, yes. A rather unfortunate incident. In all the commotion, Miss Beatrice suffered from a rather bad sprain in her left toe. The big one. TLMS16Andy1 Obviously, I had no choice but to amputate. The leg. I'm sorry to say the operation was not a success. TLMS16Andy2 But of course! With your father's departure from the vault, and Jonas's untimely demise, the Overseer had to take swift action! TLMS16Andy2 And so he named me the new vault medical practitioner! A marvelous decision, if I do say so myself! I am fully equipped, after all. TLMS16Andy3 Um, actually... no. I'm afraid I've been... What's the human term? Ah yes. "Fired." TLMS16Andy3 I've been reassigned to cleaning detail. My first duty is, somewhat ironically, cleaning the clinic! Ah, but surgery was fun while it lasted... TLMS16Andy4 Ah, human problems for human hearts. I don't trouble myself with such petty affairs. My work is my life! And as you can see, I've been quite busy... TLPrideJob I'm a sniper with the Pride. Put any mutie bastard within one mile of me and my rifle and, well... pack it up troops. Fight's over. TLPrideJob Colvin thinks he's a better shot. Man's delusional. TLPrideJob Me? Heavy weapons. Miniguns, Missile Launchers... If it's bigger than a human and goes boom, I'm all over it. TLPrideJob Hell, I do it all. Recon, demolition, tactical assault. Guess you could say I'm the Pride's jack of all trades. TLPrideJob Spec ops. Let's leave it at that. TLRailroadAnythingElse Just understand that this android is now, for all intents and purposes, a man. He looks human, he acts human. He believes he IS human. TLRailroadAnythingElse But even if he's not... Even if he's a machine... He's capable of rational thought. And emotion. So you see, his soul is as human as yours or mine. TLRailroadAnythingElse This person -- and he is a person -- deserves a chance at freedom. Please, if there's a shred of decency in you, don't take that away from him. TLRailroadHumanSlaves Yes, if we are able. But there are others in the Wasteland who assist in the plight of human slaves. Our android brethren have only us. TLRailroadJoin Tell you what. You deliver that component to Zimmer and tell him the android is dead, and you can consider yourself a member in good standing. TLRailroadMovement We call ourselves the Railroad. Our mission is the rescue and salvation of synthetic humanoids. Androids, as they're more commonly known. TLRailroadReward Of course! If you help me, and thus the android, God and the universe will smile upon you. Is there any better compensation? TLRobot I am, and have been since we first found him, well over twenty years ago. TLRobot "Liberty Prime" is the designation we found on file for him. Magnificent, don't you think? At least he will be, once all systems are operational. TLRobot It's the energy consumption. Something that big, with such advanced weapons systems... we just don't have the means to power him. Not yet. TLRobot Ah yes. Everyone asks about the robot. Hard not to, I admit. TLRobot His name is "Liberty Prime." Very patriotic. Built by a very proud nation, during a very desperate time. TLRobot We've had about as much success getting him working as they did. You should speak with Scribe Rothchild. He can tell you more. TLRobotRothchild He was developed as a super weapon, back in the days before the war. The first joint operation between RobCo and General Atomics International. TLRobotRothchild Apparently, he was meant to help liberate Alaska from the Chinese, but was never completed. They were forced to go in without him. TLRobotRothchild They won, but suffered heavy losses. If we can get him up and running, well... I think you get the idea. TLScribeBrotherhood Ah, one of my favorite subjects, of course! What would you like to know? TLScribeBrotherhood You want to talk to Scribe Jameson. She's the archivist, not me. TLScribeRepair I suppose that I can. The Brotherhood can make use of Wasteland currency to trade. TLScribeRepair Certainly. TLScribeRepair Ha! With my eyes closed! And I will, too. But it will cost you... outsider. TLScribeRepair Oh, very well. But make haste! TLScribeRepair Could I? Yes. Will I? No. Go see Peabody or Bowditch. TLSquireMaxson1 Oh yes! I've studied them quite a bit since I've been here! TLSquireMaxson1 They're not all the same, you know. Besides the regular ones, there are also Brutes. And after them, the Masters -- they're really tough. TLSquireMaxson1 But the worst of all? The Behemoth! He's a giant! I saw one once, outside the Citadel walls. Sooo scary. TLSquireMaxson1 The Super Mutants are all over the city ruins, but Elder Lyons doesn't think they're actually from there, or we would have found their home by now. TLSquireMaxson1 It kind of seems like they're looking for something, but we're not really sure what that is. TLSquireMaxson2 Y... You're asking me what I think of the Enclave? TLSquireMaxson2 Well... The Brotherhood of Steel has actually faced the Enclave before. Back West. More than thirty years ago, according to our chronicles. TLSquireMaxson2 Judging from those records, I'd say their soldiers are outfitted in Advanced Power Armor Mark II. It's... pretty strong. Better than our Power Armor. TLSquireMaxson2 And some of their technology is amazing! Vertibirds! Plasma weapons that can turn a man to goo! TLSquireMaxson2 Does... that help? TLSquireMaxson3 Oh, well... You see, I am descended from the great Roger Maxson, founder of our order. TLSquireMaxson3 I am the last of his line. They say my soul was forged from eternal steel, but I don't believe that. I'm really just a normal boy. TLSquireMaxson3 I was sent to the Citadel many years ago, to be fostered by Elder Lyons. But that was before the Western Elders lost, um... faith... in the Elder. TLSquireMaxson3 I really don't know if I'll ever get home. But, well... I kind of like it here. Sentinel Lyons has been very kind to me. She's taught me so much. TLSquireMaxson4 No. TLSquireMaxson4 But I could! I know I'm ready! I mean, it would be scary, but... It's not fair that I have to sit inside while the knights go on patrol! TLSquireMaxson4 I did go out one time, you know! Sarah... Um... Sentinel Lyons took me out. Just to show me. I killed a Super Mutant, too! I swear! TLSquireMaxson4 I, um... I also sort of shot Sarah. But just a little! It was just a flesh wound... TLWillow1 Nice to meet you, too... TLWillow1 I'm the sentry for Underworld. City of Ghouls? Inside the Museum? For a tourist, you're pretty clueless... TLWillow1 My name's Willow, by the way. TLWillow2 Those knuckle draggers? Nah. They don't bother us Ghouls. Maybe they see us as kin or something. I dunno. Now, those other assholes... TLWillow3 Come on! Here you are in the Mall of our nation's fine capital, taking in the sights, visiting the monuments! TLWillow3 Face it. You're a tourist. TLWillow4 Yeah, you know. Those humans, like you. Well, maybe not like you, I dunno, but humans all the same. TLWillow4 The Brotherhood of Steel guys with their testosterone and Power Armor... Those psycho Talon Company mercs... TLWillow4 Those other assholes. TLWillow5 Sure did. Underworld. It's right inside the Museum of History, then through the big skull. TLWillow5 Most of the residents ain't crazy about humans, but they'll sell to you, fix you up, so long as your caps are good. And you ain't a Ghoul hater. TPIntercomGhoul Is that so? And why should I believe that? You ever kill a Ghoul before? TPIntercomGhoul1 Is that so? Then I'm sure you can handle yourself out there in the Wasteland just fine. Are you done wasting my time? TPIntercomGhoul2 Oh ho! Looks like we got a live one here! I think we better leave this one outside. Good bye, kid. Try not to get eaten by anything out there. TPIntercomGhoul3 Listen. Like I've told those Ghouls a thousand times, I can't just let in every drifter that lands at the gate. TPIntercomGhoul3 You got a reason to be here, or what? TPIntercomLastTry1 You're poor, and stupid. Count your damn purse before you go offering people gifts. TPIntercomLastTry1 Tell you what. You manage to scrape together 100 caps, and I'll let you in to look around a little. TPIntercomLastTry1 Good luck. Try not to die out there. TPIntercomLastTry1 Man you're dumb. Find someone who can teach you how to count to 100, then bring me 100 caps and we'll talk. TPIntercomLastTry1 Moron. TPIntercomLastTry1 You ain't got 100 caps. You ain't getting in. TPIntercomLastTry1 Perhaps you'll fit in around here better than I thought. Alright. I'll take your money. But don't press your luck. I got my eye on you. TPIntercomLastTry1 Don't bother Tenpenny or the other residents. If you so much as sneeze in the wrong direction... I'll gut you! TPIntercomLastTry2 Ummm. No. Unless by "sugar" you meant to sweeten my day with, say, a gift of 100 caps. TPIntercomLastTry2A This ain't a goddamn soup kitchen. Sorry, kid. Go find a ditch to crawl into and stop bothering me. TPIntercomLastTry2A But, if you manage to scrape together 100 caps, I might let you in to look around a little. TPIntercomLastTry2A Good luck. Try not to die out there. TPIntercomLastTry2A Maybe you'll fit in around here better than I thought. All right. I'll take your money. But don't press your luck. I got my eye on you. TPIntercomLastTry2A And don't bother Tenpenny or the other residents. If you so much as sneeze in the wrong direction... I'll gut you! TPIntercomLastTry2B Then you won't be getting past this gate. TPIntercomLastTry3 Goodbye. TPIntercomLook This ain't a theme park, kid. And even if it was, you wouldn't be able to afford the admission. Now bugger off! TpIntercomLook1 You're poor, and stupid. Count your damn purse before you go offering people gifts. TpIntercomLook1 Tell you what. You manage to scrape together 100 caps, and I'll let you in to look around a little. TpIntercomLook1 Perhaps you'll fit in around here better than I thought. Alright. I'll take your money. But don't press your luck. I got my eye on you. TpIntercomLook1 Don't bother Tenpenny or the other residents. If you so much as sneeze in the wrong direction... I'll gut you! TpIntercomLook2 You're not getting in. Stop trying. It's not working. I'm done talking to you. TpIntercomLook2 Good luck out there! TpIntercomLook3 You're really not in a position to be threatening me. I'm safe on the other side of this wall, and you are out there, exposed and unsafe. TpIntercomLook3 You have a lot to learn, kid. I think I'll let the Wasteland teach it to you. Try not to die out there! TPIntercommBurke He's expecting you? Why didn't you say so right away? Just a moment... TPIntercommBurke Alright. Come on in. But I warn you. We're watching you. TPIntercommGREETING1 What? No, just those damn Ghouls. Sorry, thought you were one of them. TPIntercommGREETING1 Ghoul or not, I must inform you that you are trespassing on Allistair Tenpenny's private property. Renters and official business only. TPIntercommGREETING2 What? Oh. Sorry 'bout that. I thought you were one of those damned Ghouls looking for a handout. TPIntercommGREETING2 You are currently trespassing on Allistair Tenpenny's private property. You have some reason to be here? TPIntercommGREETING3 Oh? Thought you were that damn Ghoul. Well then. Back to business as usual. Ahem... TPIntercommGREETING3 You are trespassing on Allistair Tenpenny's private property. Renters and official business only. TPIntercomTenpenny Hahaha! That's rich. What would a man like Tenpenny want to do with a Waste-rat like you? TPIntercomTenpenny1 Just a minute. Let's not be hasty. If Tenpenny is interested in what you have to say, I suppose you should get your chance. TPIntercomTenpenny1 Though, he normally conducts all his business through Mister Burke. If Tenpenny doesn't want to talk to you, then you best leave him alone. TPIntercomTenpenny1 If you bother Mister Tenpenny or any of his residents, I will be very glad to forcibly show you out. Do we understand each other? Good. TPIntercomTenpenny2 Nice try kid! I know everyone who lives here, even the new ones. It's my job, and I take my job very seriously. TPIntercomTenpenny2 It's also my job to deal with anyone I consider a threat to Mister Tenpenny or his property. Feel free to stand there all day. I don't care. TPIntercomTenpenny3 Nope. Now get the hell out of here. TranqLaneTalk1 Hey, aren't you the one who said we shouldn't call her that? That we should show a little respect to the elderly? TranqLaneTalk1 "Old Lady Dithers"? I thought you were the one who said we should be nice, and refer to her as "Ms. Dithers". TranqLaneTalk1 Oh, stop it. You know I don't trust that woman one bit. TranqLaneTalk1 George, honestly. You know I don't like talking to her. TranqLaneTalk1 Mabel, I meant to ask you. Have you seen the new RobCo catalog? I thought you might be interested, since you don't seem to like your Mr. Handy. TranqLaneTalk1 Oh, Mabel. Did you want to look for a new robot? I know you're not comfortable with yours. TranqLaneTalk1 Timmy Neusbaum left his roller skates in my house again. How many times have I talked to Pat about that? TranqLaneTalk1 I'm annoyed, Martha. Timmy left his roller skates in my house again. He needs to learn to pick up after himself. TranqLaneTalk1 Should I invite the Neusbaums over for Bridge, or will you be down in the basement all night again? TranqLaneTalk1 Hi, Roger. Are you planning on spending the evening down in the basement again? TranqLaneTalk1 Good day to you, sir! Everything going well at home? TranqLaneTalk1 Hi, Roger. How are you? And how's that wife of yours? TranqLaneTalk1 Why, hello there. TranqLaneTalk1 What's the good word? TranqLaneTalk1 Hello there. TranqLaneTalk1 What's going on? TranqLaneTalk1 How are you today? TranqLaneTalk2 It's not funny, George. I'm not joking around. TranqLaneTalk2 That's not the point and you know it. Don't try and change the subject. TranqLaneTalk2 Pat, you know as well as I do that she's where most of our news comes from, one way or another. TranqLaneTalk2 Suddenly you don't have an interest in hearing what's going on in town? I find that hard to believe. TranqLaneTalk2 No, no. I don't like robots. Don't like the one I have, and don't want a new one. If I didn't rely on the thing so much, I'd just get rid of it. TranqLaneTalk2 I don't want a new one. I don't even really want the one I have now... I don't trust it, Martha. Not a bit. TranqLaneTalk2 I suppose so. I haven't really noticed. TranqLaneTalk2 Oh, I... It's not really my place to say. I'm sure they're fine. TranqLaneTalk2 Well that's not safe, is it? Someone could really get hurt. It's a shame Pat doesn't teach him to be more responsible. TranqLaneTalk2 Oh dear. Someone could really get hurt. You'd think Pat would have talked to him about it. TranqLaneTalk2 Yes, of course. I'm fine, Janet's fine. Everything is just fine. And... And you? TranqLaneTalk2 Oh, things are great. Just great. Really. TranqLaneTalk3 How could you... Roger, no. This is not the time for that discussion. Please. TranqLaneTalk3 No. Just... no. Now's not the time, Roger. You should know that. TranqLaneTalk3 Yes, dear. Sorry. Is there a problem? TranqLaneTalk3 Okay, okay. Sorry. What's the problem now? TranqLaneTalk3 Well I'm not going to go running off to hear what she has to say today. Now find something useful to do. TranqLaneTalk3 I don't have to like that she's such a busybody, do I? Now leave me alone about it. TranqLaneTalk3 Roger and Janet seem to be getting along better, don't you think? TranqLaneTalk3 So, what do you think of the Rockwells? Seems like things are better between the two of them now. TranqLaneTalk3 You know there's nothing to worry about, right? It's perfectly safe. They build them so they won't ever hurt their owners. TranqLaneTalk3 Really, Mabel. It's fine. There's no reason to feel uncomfortable. It's just another machine. TranqLaneTalk3 I really wish Pat would do something about it. He's a nice boy, but he's just so messy. TranqLaneTalk3 I don't even know if it's worth trying to talk to Pat. Maybe when she steps on one of his toys and breaks her neck, she'll do something about it. TranqLaneTalk3 Good to hear. I'm glad the two of you are doing well, after everything you've been through. TranqLaneTalk3 That's good. We were worried about you two for a while. You deserve to be happy. TranqLaneTalk3 Bet the Commies in China wish they had it as good as we do, eh? TranqLaneTalk3 Makes you proud to be an American, doesn't it. TranqLaneTalk3 It's one of the great things about living here. TranqLaneTalk4 She's been talking to Timmy again. I want him to stay away from her. She's nuts, and she shouldn't be anywhere near him. TranqLaneTalk4 I saw Timmy talking to her again. I don't want him near her, George. She's crazy, and I don't want it influencing him. You need to say something. TranqLaneTalk4 Ha ha. All right, dear. TranqLaneTalk4 Okay, okay! Just having a little fun. TranqLaneTalk4 Well, maybe you feel that way. I really don't like it. What if something goes wrong? TranqLaneTalk4 Just the same, I don't trust it. I swear it watches me sometimes. TranqLaneTalk4 Well, I know I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. TranqLaneTalk4 I'm certainly grateful for everything we have. TranqLaneTalk4 It's a great time to be alive, isn't it? TranqLaneTalk5 Okay, sorry for bringing it up. TranqLaneTalk5 Right. Sorry. I just thought that maybe... Oh, nevermind. TranqLaneTalk5 Okay, I'll have another chat with him about it. I'm sure he was only being polite. TranqLaneTalk5 All right... I'll talk to him about it. She's harmless, anyway. Just old and senile. TranqLaneTalk5 Oh Mabel, you worry too much. It's fine. TranqLaneTalk5 It's perfectly safe, I'm sure. Everyone here has one, and no one's ever had a problem. TranqLaneTalk5 Well, if you ever have any thoughts about it... You know, if you want to talk, you just let me know. TranqLaneTalk5 I see. Well, I thought you might have some insight. If you notice anything, or want to talk about it, you let me know, okay? UnderworldAhzrukhalServices I got whatever you need. UnderworldAhzrukhalServices Your misery, my wealth. UnderworldAhzrukhalServices Sure, sure, what do you need? UnderworldAhzrukhalServices Let ol' Uncle Ahzrukhal help you get rid of the pain. UnderworldAhzrukhalServicesDrugs Why, whatever do you mean? I am a simple barkeep, nothing more. UnderworldAhzrukhalServicesDrugs Certainly, my friend. UnderworldAhzrukhalServicesDrugs I must ask that you speak to no one about our transactions. UnderworldAhzrukhalServicesDrugs Ah, back for more... excellent. UnderworldAhzrukhalServicesDrugs1 Ah, an educated consumer. My favorite kind. Yes... yes. I think I can help you. UnderworldAhzrukhalServicesDrugs1 Simply step over here, my friend and I'll show you my stock of more... potent goods. UnderworldAhzrukhalServicesDrugs1a While there is no law in Underworld, per se, I'd rather not end up at the receiving end of an angry lynch mob. UnderworldAhzrukhalServicesDrugs1a There is no shortage of do-gooders around here and it would be just like them to take it upon themselves to interfere in a fair business transaction. UnderworldAhzrukhalServicesDrugs1a Honestly. I have something to sell, and you want to buy it, now why is that anyone else's business? Hrm? UnderworldAhzrukhalServicesDrugs1b As you wish, my friend... UnderworldAhzrukhalServicesDrugs2 Oh, now now now, don't be hasty. I'm sure that we can work out a compromise. Here, step this way and let me show you what I have. UnderworldAhzrukhalServicesDrugs2a While there is no law in Underworld, per se, I'd rather not end up at the receiving end of an angry lynch mob. UnderworldAhzrukhalServicesDrugs2a There is no shortage of do-gooders around here and it would be just like them to take it upon themselves to interfere in a fair business transaction. UnderworldAhzrukhalServicesDrugs2a Honestly. I have something to sell, and you want to buy it, now why is that anyone else' business? Hrm? UnderworldAhzrukhalServicesDrugs2b As you wish, my friend... UnderworldAhzurkhalRadioChatter Quiet makes people stop drinking. Turn the radio back on. UnderworldAhzurkhalRadioChatter Why would you do that? These people want their music. UnderworldAhzurkhalRadioChatter Hey! Leave that alone. If I wanted it off, I'd turn it off. UnderworldAhzurkhalRadioChatter That's better. UnderworldAhzurkhalRadioChatter Thank you. Now leave it alone. UnderworldAhzurkhalRadioChatter Now that's more like it. Music makes the sweet sweet and the bitter all the more bitter. UnderworldAhzurkhalRadioChatter Stop messing with that radio. UnderworldAhzurkhalRadioChatter Hey, leave that radio alone. UnderworldAudioTourTEMP
UnderworldCarolGobTopic Gob? Yes, of course! UnderworldCarolGobTopic He's my son... well, not really, not like you would think of a son. We Ghouls don't really work like that, but I love him like he's my own! UnderworldCarolGobTopic Do you know him? Have you seen him? Is he alright? UnderworldCarolGobTopic1 No! Not Gob... I'm... I'm sorry... I need some time alone... UnderworldCarolGobTopic1 Oh, that's wonderful news! I'm so glad! if you see him, please tell him that his mother misses him and loves him and that I hope he's happy. UnderworldCarolGobTopic1 But, he shouldn't come visit. It's too dangerous. No, no. He should stay put where he is. UnderworldCarolGobTopic2 You... you what? UnderworldCarolGobTopic2 YOU SON OF A BITCH! UnderworldCarolGobTopic2 That's... that's terrible. But at least I know he's alive. So that's something. UnderworldCarolGobTopic2 If you get up that way again, tell him that I said that I miss him and that I love him. UnderworldCarolGobTopic2 But, he shouldn't try to escape. It's too dangerous. No, no. He should stay put where he is. I couldn't bear the thought of him getting hurt. UnderworldCarolGreta We've been together longer than you've been alive. UnderworldCarolGreta It's just... you know, you think that you're going to be with someone forever, and then you wake up one day and they're gone. UnderworldCarolGreta Where do you do from there? UnderworldCarolGreta That's right. Her and I have been together for... oh... about 60 years now. UnderworldCarolGreta But, things haven't really been the same since Gob left. He was like a son to me. I think Greta was always a little jealous of him... UnderworldCarolHistory Oh, that's such a long story. You couldn't possibly want to hear about that. UnderworldCarolHistory1 Well, okay... but it's nothing special. UnderworldCarolHistory1 I was born in 2051, so yes, that makes me a pre-war Ghoul. UnderworldCarolHistory1a I do... I was in a shelter with my father when the bombs hit. In DC, we had the luxury of getting a warning after the west coast was... gone... UnderworldCarolHistory1a I was just a little girl then. We couldn't afford a space in one of the Vaults. I remember filing down into that shelter, my father rushing me in. UnderworldCarolHistory1a He stopped to help this one family, and I looked up and called his name... there was a flash of light, brighter than anything you can imagine. UnderworldCarolHistory1a I woke up a few hours later. The first thing I did was run up to where my father had been. He... he was gone. But the strangest thing... UnderworldCarolHistory1a There was his shadow, burned into the wall, so crisp and clear like he was standing next to me. The heat had burned it into the concrete... UnderworldCarolHistory1b The city was on fire for weeks... maybe months, I don't know. I hid down here in the museum... it was the closest building to the shelter I was in. UnderworldCarolHistory1b But I could hear what was happening above. People howling like animals. Chaos. Looting, killing, it's like every foul thing inside of them came out. UnderworldCarolHistory1b It was a nightmare... I... I don't want to talk about it. UnderworldCarolHistory1c I don't know how it happens. Doctor Barrows says it was radiation. All I know is that people kept showing up here in the museum. UnderworldCarolHistory1c After things calmed down above ground, we tried to live down here as best we could. After a while, things got strange. UnderworldCarolHistory1c My skin started to get dry and flake off. Everyone's did. It took a while, months, maybe a year. But sooner or later, everyone ended up like this. UnderworldCarolHistory1c Some of them went crazy. Some of us just accepted it. After a while, other Ghouls would find their way in here and Underworld just sort of grew. UnderworldCarolHistory1c No one bothered us down here, and we were happy enough to leave them alone. And once my Greta showed up, it was a good enough life for me. UnderworldCarolHistory1END You tell the same stories for 200 years, you'll feel pretty uninteresting too. UnderworldCarolHistory2 See, I knew it. I'm really just a boring old Ghoul, I promise. UnderworldCharonGreeting1 Talk. To. Ahzrukhal. UnderworldCharonGreeting1 I said: Talk to Ahzrukhal. UnderworldCharonGreeting1 Don't make me say it again. UnderworldCharonGreeting1 I don't care. UnderworldCharonGreeting2 Talk. To. Ahzrukhal. UnderworldCharonGreeting2 I said: Talk to Ahzrukhal. UnderworldCharonGreeting2 Don't make me say it again. UnderworldCharonGreeting2 I don't care. UnderworldCharonGreetingDebt Not going to talk about it. Don't ask. UnderworldCharonGreetingDebt Not your business. UnderworldDoctorBarrowsBuySupplies I think I can help you out. UnderworldDoctorBarrowsBuySupplies Be careful with these. They're not toys, you know. UnderworldDoctorBarrowsBuySupplies Yes, what do you need? UnderworldDoctorBarrowsBuySupplies Very well. What do you require? UnderworldGhoulsWatchCharonMurderAzrukhal Oh my God! He shot Ahzrukhal! UnderworldGhoulsWatchCharonMurderAzrukhal What's going on? UnderworldGretaAboutUnderworld To tell you the truth, hon, I don't really know much about it. All I know is that it used to be some sort of exhibit. UnderworldGretaAboutUnderworld Something about hell or the afterlife or something. Tulip knows that sort of stuff. UnderworldGretaAboutUnderworld Not like anyone around here ever buys anything from that shop of hers. UnderworldGretaServices You're in for a treat, the finest food in DC. Four stars. UnderworldGretaServices Yep. Get it while it's lukewarm. UnderworldGretaServices Just don't ask what it's made of. You humans seem to have weak stomachs. UnderworldGretaServices If you're lucky, maybe it's gone rancid already. MmmmMmmmm... UnderworldNurseGravesGlowingOnes The Glowing Ones? That's Ethyl. The other one is Meat. They used to be residents of Underworld. UnderworldNurseGravesGlowingOnes Doctor Barrows is studying the link between normal Ghouls, Feral Ghouls, and Glowing Ones. UnderworldNurseGravesGlowingOnes His research is truly fascinating. UnderworldPatchworkBoozeTopic Why, you'll want to head on over to the Ninth Circle and talk to Mister Ahzrukhal... he... he... uhhh... what was I saying? UnderworldPatchworkBoozeTopic Oh yeah, the generators, I don't know where they are, you'll have to ask Winthrop. UnderworldPatchworkBoozeTopic Ninth Cir- Circle. Talk to Ahzrukhal. And... bring me back something. UnderworldPatchworkBoozeTopic Oh yeah, the generators, I don't know where they are, you'll have to ask Winthrop. UnderworldPatchworkGreeting1 Why yes! Yes I am! And... PROUD! Proud of it! I mean, if I weren't, I'd probably just spend a lot more time cry... crying... you know? UnderworldPatchworkGreeting1 Here I am... drunk... falling apart -- liter- literally! I lost my damn finger last week! Doc put it back on though... bless him... UnderworldPatchworkGreeting1a Yeah... it happens... a lot, actuall.. actually. All the time. But I'm getting' better... I think... UnderworldPatchworkGreeting1a Just keep an... eye out for 'em... but not my eye, those ain't never fallen out yet... UnderworldPatchworkGreeting1a1 Really? You... you're alright... you should buy me a drink some time... UnderworldPatchworkGreeting1a1 Now... what were you saying? UnderworldPatchworkGreeting1a2 Now... there's no need for tha... that... wait... what were you saying? You wanted to talk to me... about something? What was it? UnderworldPatchworkGreeting1b Well... what... what... do you want to talk about? UnderworldPatchworkGreeting2 Who, me? Yeah... yeah... I'm fine. I guess. No... Yeah. I'll be okay. I just... I just need to try not to lose any of my parts this time... UnderworldPatchworkGreeting2 Doc Barrows says that he's... he's getting' tired of puttin' 'em back on... me. So, you know... if you see any, just bring 'em back. UnderworldPatchworkGreeting2a You sure? Some... some people make me hurt myself... because it makes 'em laugh... UnderworldPatchworkGreeting2b Yeah... and I ain't had enough liqu- liquor yet to think you.. you're pretty. UnderworldQuinnGreeting1 Me? No, not at all. I'm used to your people. Truth is, I spend most of my time away from Underworld. UnderworldQuinnGreeting1a Oh, here and there and everywhere. I've explored all up and down the coast, from the Commonwealth, to the Pitt, all the way down to Crater Banks. UnderworldQuinnGreeting1a I also do a fair bit of trading. You see, folks here, they don't have much of a connection to the outside. UnderworldQuinnGreeting1a So I move their goods and caps out to the Wastes and bring back in what I trade for 'em. UnderworldQuinnGreeting1b Suit yourself. But you're missing out. Do you want something else? UnderworldQuinnGreeting2 You too, stranger. I know a lot of people around here don't take kindly to humans wandering around, but I've met a lot of your people in my travels. UnderworldQuinnGreeting2a Oh, here and there and everywhere. I've explored all up and down the coast, from the Commonwealth, to the Pitt, all the way down to Crater Banks. UnderworldQuinnGreeting2a I also do a fair bit of trading. You see, folks here, they don't have much of a connection to the outside. UnderworldQuinnGreeting2a So I move their goods and caps out to the Wastes and bring back in what I trade for 'em. UnderworldQuinnGreeting2b Suit yourself. But you're missing out. Do you want something else? UnderworldQuinnGreetingEND Suit yourself. I'll be here if you change your mind. UnderworldSnowflakeDrugs Well... yeah. So? What else do I have to do except get high? UnderworldSnowflakeDrugs You think that I need to be sober to cut a Ghoul's hair? Half the work is cutting the skin off. UnderworldSnowflakeDrugs These guys don't care how they look anyway. They just humor me. UnderworldSnowflakeGreeting1 Yeah, man! That's what I do! I cut hair! UnderworldSnowflakeGreeting1 I know, I know, you look around here and there ain't a lot of work to show off, right? UnderworldSnowflakeGreeting1 These corpses only got half a head of the stuff, so I never get a chance to work on a full head! C'mon! No charge! UnderworldSnowflakeGreeting2 Oh, c'mon! I don't ever get to work on an actual human! UnderworldSnowflakeGreeting2 I'm good! I promise! I'll take a few puffs and I'll give you the best haircut of your life! No charge or anything! It'll be fun! UnderworldSnowflakeHaircut Now we're talking! What do you need? UnderworldSnowflakeHaircut Are you serious? Well alright! Let me get my knives! UnderworldSnowflakeHaircut Alright! A full head of hair to work with! What should I do? UnderworldSnowflakeHaircut Sorry. I'm way too gone to cut hair right now... maybe later? UnderworldSnowflakeStory I prefer "stylist" myself, but whatever works for you. Everyone has a gift, you know? UnderworldSnowflakeStory I used to live in Rivet City. Folks there had enough money for me to do okay. But after I... uh... changed, no one would let me touch them. UnderworldSnowflakeStory I ended up here. Of course, a Ghoul with a barber shop makes about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine so... fuck it. UnderworldSnowflakeStory I just took up Jet. At least it passes the time, you know? UnderworldTalkAhzrukhalWinthropPatchwork1 I'm not your "boy", Winthrop. What do you want? UnderworldTalkAhzrukhalWinthropPatchwork1 Oh, look, if it isn't my favorite pain in the ass. What can I do for you, Winthrop? UnderworldTalkAhzrukhalWinthropPatchwork1 Have you fixed that other fridge for me yet? Hrm? No? Than I've got no time for you, Winthrop. We'll talk later. UnderworldTalkAhzrukhalWinthropPatchwork1 No time to talk right now, Winthrop. Come back later. UnderworldTalkAhzrukhalWinthropPatchwork2 It's about Patchwork. You need to stop feeding him booze, Ahzrukhal. The boy can barely stand most of the time, and you just keep serving him. UnderworldTalkAhzrukhalWinthropPatchwork2 I want you to stop giving Patchwork booze when he's already drunk. You're gonna kill the boy. UnderworldTalkAhzrukhalWinthropPatchwork3 He's a big boy, Winthrop. As long as he's got the caps, I'm going to sell him booze. I'm here to make money, not to babysit. UnderworldTalkAhzrukhalWinthropPatchwork3 Stop serving him? This is a bar. How am I supposed to make money if I'm not serving booze? If he's got money, I'll give him whatever he asks for. UnderworldTalkAhzrukhalWinthropPatchwork4 And wouldn't it be a shame if your ventilation went down and all of your customers went to Carol's? Just think about it, Ahzrukhal. UnderworldTalkAhzrukhalWinthropPatchwork4 Sure, sure, you're here to make money, and I fix all of your crap so that you can keep right on making that money. What would happen if I stopped? UnderworldTalkAhzrukhalWinthropPatchwork5 Save your threats, old man. You don't have the balls. UnderworldTalkAhzrukhalWinthropPatchwork5 Don't you threaten me. You wouldn't dare do that, these people would have your head. UnderworldTalkAhzrukhalWinthropPatchwork6 I'm not threatening you, I'm just sayin'. No equipment. No business. Either way, my problem is solved. Think about it. We'll talk later. UnderworldTalkAhzrukhalWinthropPatchwork6 Oh, you'd be surprised. I may be old, but this place'd shut down without me. Just think about what I said, we'll talk later. UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalCough1 Whoa, whoa there. Take your illness away from me. UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalCough1 Take a step back, there. I don't want your slime on me. Tell you what, another drink should clear that cough up. UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalCough1 You should see someone about that cough. In the mean time, keep your distance. UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalCough1 Sounds like you need some of Akzurkhal's special cough medicine. UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalCough1 You might want to see Doc Barrows about that cough. But have another drink before you do. UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalCough1 Shame the doc is dead, he could've done something about that cough. Ah well, just have another drink. It'll go away. UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalCough1 Poor doc Barrows, you people are falling apart without him, aren't you? UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalDrugs1 Yes, friend? What brings you to me today? Come on now... spit it out. I haven't got all day. UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalDrugs1 What is it? I'm very busy, you know. UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalDrugs1 You seem so nervous... relax. It's only me, there's nothing to be afraid of. UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalDrugs2 I was wondering if I could get... you know... one of the special drinks. UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalDrugs2 I need some of the special stock. You know, the stuff from behind the counter... UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalDrugs2 I'm all out of the stuff you sold me yesterday. I need more. Fast. UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalDrugs3 Ah, yes! Of course, of course, my friend. See me later tonight. We'll make sure that you have all the pick-me-ups that you need. UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalDrugs3 Shhh, say no more. See me later, I'll make sure that you want for nothing. UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalDrugs3 No need to be shy, my friend. I'll make sure that you have everything that you ever need, so long as you have the caps to pay for it, that is. UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalDrugs4 Oh, thank you! Thank you, Mr. Ahzrukhal! Thank you so much! UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalDrugs4 Oh, Mr. Ahzrukhal! I can't thank you enough! It's... it's been so hard lately... UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalDrugs4 I... I'll try to wait. You are good to us, Mr. Ahzrukhal. You really are. Thank you. UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalDrugs5 Don't mention it, my friend. It's what I'm here for. UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalDrugs5 It's nothing, I simply want to ensure that all my friends in Underworld are as happy as can be. UnderworldTalkAhzurkhalDrugs5 No thanks are wanted or asked for, it is my humble duty to ensure that you get what you need. UnderworldTalkCarolGhoulResponse Oh, don't worry about me. You just go enjoy your drink. UnderworldTalkCarolGhoulResponse No need to worry about me, dear. You just go enjoy your food. UnderworldTalkCarolGhoulResponse Oh, don't worry yourself over me. I'm just fine. Go talk to your friends. UnderworldTalkCarolGhoulResponse I've been better, but I'm fine. No need to worry. UnderworldTalkCarolGhoulResponse Oh, I'm doing alright, I suppose. UnderworldTalkCarolGhoulResponse I'm fine, I'm just fine. Thank you for your concern. I'm fine. UnderworldTalkCarolGretaHealth1 What? Oh, I'm fine, Greta. I'm just fine, miles away, you know? UnderworldTalkCarolGretaHealth1 Oh, Greta, baby. You don't need to worry about me, I was just lost in my thoughts. You know how it is. UnderworldTalkCarolGretaHealth2 It's more than that, Carol, you've been moping around here for... I don't know how long. The customers have even started to notice. UnderworldTalkCarolGretaHealth2 C'mon, Carol. It's me, I can see through you. It's gotten so bad that the customers have started to notice. UnderworldTalkCarolGretaHealth3 Oh, the customers are fine. So long as they've got you to being them food and drinks, they couldn't care less. UnderworldTalkCarolGretaHealth3 They don't need to worry about me, Greta, and neither do you. I'll be okay. UnderworldTalkCarolGretaHealth4 I'm worried about you, that's all. Just think about what I said. UnderworldTalkCarolGretaHealth4 You know that I can't stop worrying about you. Just think about it, okay? UnderworldTalkCarolGretaTired1 What now? Oh, I'm sorry Greta, I didn't see you there... did you need something? UnderworldTalkCarolGretaTired1 Hrm? Oh, hey Greta... what were you saying? UnderworldTalkCarolGretaTired2 I was saying that you need to get some rest. You're falling asleep up here. You never sleep through a whole night anymore. I hear you getting up. UnderworldTalkCarolGretaTired2
I was saying that you need to get some rest, Carol. You hardly ever sleep at night, don't think that I haven't noticed.
UnderworldTalkCarolGretaTired3 Oh, Greta, you worry too much. I'm fine, I'm fine. Just have a lot on my mind. It'll pass. Nothing to worry about. UnderworldTalkCarolGretaTired3 There's nothing to worry about, Greta. You're so sweet, always thinking about me. But I'm fine, I promise. UnderworldTalkCarolGretaTired4 If you say so, Carol. UnderworldTalkCarolGretaTired4 I want to believe you, Carol. I really do. UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropAlert1 Alert status: null. Patrol uninterrupted. UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropAlert1 Threat level alpha. Disturbance level zero. UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropAlert2 No news is good news, eh, Cerberus? What about you, how are you doing? UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropAlert2 Well, that's good. That's good to hear, Cerberus. Anything else going on? UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropAlert3 Unit functional. Patrol priority one. UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropAlert3 Command not parsed. Please restate command. UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropAlert4
You're a terrible conversationalist, Cerberus.
UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropAlert4 I really need to teach you a thing or two about talking to people. UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropAlert4 You really suck at conversation, robot. UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropDiagnostic1 Unit diagnostics system compiling... diagnostics system ready. Running level 2 diagnostics... complete. Report prepared. UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropDiagnostic1 Unit diagnostics... running... running... complete. Report prepared. UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropDiagnostic2 Well, give the report, you old bucket of bolts. I haven't got all day. UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropDiagnostic2 Well? Do you think I asked just out of curiosity? Give me the report, dammit. UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropDiagnostic3 Unit weapon system 2B ammunition level low. Please service at earliest convenience. UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropDiagnostic3 Unit cognition system experiencing fluctuating contact. Unable to determine source of failure. UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropDiagnostic3 Unit target recognition system contains failure of an unknown class. Advise immediate unit service for repair. UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropDiagnostic3 Unit locomotion system contains a class two failure. Currently operable. Failure will escalate to class one with a 47% probability. UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropDiagnostic4 Dammit. I thought I fixed that. No time now, resume your patrol Cerberus. I'll deal with it later. UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropDiagnostic4 Damn worthless... it never ends with you, does it? Just resume your patrol, I'll take you offline for service later. UnderworldTalkCerberusWinthropDiagnostic4 For Christ's sake, that's the fourth time this month. Just go back on patrol, I'm sure you'll be fine. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalBouncer1 What? UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalBouncer1
UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalBouncer2 I want you to keep a closer eye on these bastards. I caught one of them trying to swipe some booze from the shelf when my back was turned. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalBouncer2 Look, despite all the grunting, I know you're not stupid. You need to start acting like you have half a brain and keep a closer watch on things. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalBouncer2 I'm getting a bit tired of having to do my job and your job. Watch these drunks more carefully. I'm getting sick of my stock disappearing. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalBouncer2 What do I have you here for? To watch the bar, right? So get your thumb out of your ass and start paying attention to what's going on around you. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalBouncer2 Are you blind? Never mind, don't bother grunting a response. You need to watch these assholes better. Some stuff has turned up missing. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalBouncer3
Whatever.
UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalBouncer3
Yeah. Sure.
UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalBouncer3 ... got it. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalBouncer3 Yeah, whatever. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalBouncer3 Sure. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalBouncer4 I don't know how many times I've told you about this. I don't want to have to do it again. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalBouncer4 I'm getting tired of having this conversation. Let's not go through it again. Got me? UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalBouncer4 I'm glad we had this little talk. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalBouncer4 You'd best unfuck yourself, Charon. Or I'll just go ahead and "cancel" our contract. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalBouncer4 Good. I'm glad we're clear on that. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalOrders1 Yeah? UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalOrders1 What now? UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalOrders1 What? UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalOrders2 That little chore, the one we talked about yesterday. I trust that it won't be something I have to hear about again, right? UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalOrders2 I gave you an assignment. I don't have to worry about it not being done, do I? You did do what I asked, yes? UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalOrders2 I want to make sure that we're not going to have another disagreement. You did what I asked you to do, didn't you? UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalOrders2 I've got something on my mind, Charon. I had asked you to do something and you never reported back to me. You did it, didn't you? UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalOrders3 Yeah. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalOrders3 It's done. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalOrders3 Did it. Done. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalOrders3 Already done. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalOrders3 Yep. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalOrders4 Good. You know how I hate to worry. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalOrders4 I'm glad to hear it. I knew I could trust you. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalOrders4 Good, Charon. Good. I know you wouldn't lie to me. You aren't that stupid. Hahahaha! UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalOrders4 That's my boy. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalOrders4 Good dog. Keep it up and maybe I'll give you a treat. UnderworldTalkCharonAhzurkhalOrders4 Excellent. I'll have another task for you soon. UnderworldTalkCharonCutOff1 No. UnderworldTalkCharonCutOff1 Go away. UnderworldTalkCharonCutOff1 Ask Ahzrukhal. UnderworldTalkCharonCutOff1 Go sit down. UnderworldTalkCharonCutOff2 I was just wondering if... UnderworldTalkCharonCutOff2 I just wanted to know... UnderworldTalkCharonCutOff2 It's just that... UnderworldTalkCharonCutOff2 But... UnderworldTalkCharonCutOff3 No. UnderworldTalkCharonCutOff3 I. Said. No. UnderworldTalkCharonCutOff3 Leave me alone. UnderworldTalkCharonCutOff3 Go. Away. UnderworldTalkCharonCutOff4 Some people... UnderworldTalkCharonCutOff4 It was just a question... UnderworldTalkCharonCutOff4 Well, sorry... UnderworldTalkCharonCutOff4 Yeah, whatever. UnderworldTalkCharonCutOff4 All right, all right, I'll just ask Ahzrukhal... UnderworldTalkGhoulAhzurkhalDrinkResponse1 Ehn. It's okay. UnderworldTalkGhoulAhzurkhalDrinkResponse1 It's not bad. Not bad at all. UnderworldTalkGhoulAhzurkhalDrinkResponse1 It's great! This must be that stuff that Quinn brought back. UnderworldTalkGhoulAhzurkhalDrinkResponse1 Each one is better than the last. UnderworldTalkGhoulAhzurkhalDrinkResponse1 It's better than that watered-down piss they pour over at Carol's. UnderworldTalkGhoulAhzurkhalDrinkResponse1 Liquids aren't usually the way I prefer to fly, but it's not bad. UnderworldTalkGhoulAhzurkhalDrinkResponse1 That's a good drink, there's no denying it. UnderworldTalkGhoulAhzurkhalDrinkResponse1 Yes, I am, Mr. Ahzrukhal. UnderworldTalkGhoulBarChatterResponse Dude. Harshing the buzz. Minus five points. UnderworldTalkGhoulBarChatterResponse We'd probably all be better off if the Brotherhood came through here and "purged" us. UnderworldTalkGhoulBarChatterResponse Yeah... every time you start feeling good, life kicks you in the ass again. UnderworldTalkGhoulBarChatterResponse Go away, I'm trying to enjoy myself here. UnderworldTalkGhoulBarChatterResponse Well, aren't you a ray of sunshine? UnderworldTalkGhoulBarDrinkResponse Yeah. I ordered it yesterday... I found one of Patchwork's fingers in it. I think I'll avoid it. UnderworldTalkGhoulBarDrinkResponse Are you kidding? I wouldn't feed that shit to the dog. UnderworldTalkGhoulBarDrinkResponse I'd rather drink malted rat piss. UnderworldTalkGhoulBarDrinkResponse It's not half bad, I guess. UnderworldTalkGhoulBarDrinkResponse I don't even know what good drinks taste like anymore. UnderworldTalkGhoulBarDrinkResponse I've forgotten the taste of good liquor. UnderworldTalkGhoulBarSenseResponse Not, not really. UnderworldTalkGhoulBarSenseResponse What are you talking about? UnderworldTalkGhoulBarSenseResponse Not since the last time you asked. UnderworldTalkGhoulBarSenseResponse Uhm... no. Are you okay? UnderworldTalkGhoulBarSenseResponse Yeah, I wonder what it could be... UnderworldTalkGhoulBarSenseResponse Yeah, that's really weird. Oh well, it's gone now. UnderworldTalkGhoulBarSmellResponse No, not really. UnderworldTalkGhoulBarSmellResponse I haven't been able to smell anything for about thirty years now. UnderworldTalkGhoulBarSmellResponse Are you joking? I lost my sense of smell before you even crinkled up. UnderworldTalkGhoulBarSmellResponse Yeah... kinda like onions... that's so strange... UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsCarolDeadResponse I'm not really ready to talk about it. UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsCarolDeadResponse It's... it's been hard. I... I need to go... UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsCarolDeadResponse Thank you, I appreciate it. I can't talk about her. Not now. UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsCarolDeadResponse I.... I can't talk about it. Not yet. UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsCarolDeadResponse This place just isn't the same without her. UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsCarolDeadResponse I don't know, maybe it's for the best. Not that I didn't love her, but this life sucks. UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsCarolDeadResponse I miss her too. UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsCarolDeadResponse She'll be missed. UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsCarolResponse Yeah, now that you mention it. I wonder what's going on... UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsCarolResponse Haven't noticed, don't care. UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsCarolResponse I don't really pay attention. I only come here because I can't stand the Ninth Circle. That place is just nasty. Even I think so. UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsCarolResponse Actually, I haven't noticed. At all. UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsGretaDeadResponse I'm not really ready to talk about it. UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsGretaDeadResponse It's... it's been hard. I... I need to go... UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsGretaDeadResponse Thank you, I appreciate it. I can't talk about her. Not now. UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsGretaDeadResponse I.... I can't talk about it. Not yet. UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsGretaDeadResponse This place just isn't the same without her. UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsGretaDeadResponse I don't know, maybe it's for the best. Not that I didn't love her, but this life sucks. UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsGretaDeadResponse I miss her too. UnderworldTalkGhoulCarolsGretaDeadResponse She'll be missed. UnderworldTalkGhoulConcourseRepairsResponse This place is coming down around our ears. UnderworldTalkGhoulConcourseRepairsResponse Jesus, this place is falling apart. UnderworldTalkGhoulConcourseRepairsResponse Poor Winthrop, the guy really needs some help. UnderworldTalkGhoulConcourseRepairsResponse One mechanic just isn't enough to keep this place going, I guess. UnderworldTalkGhoulConcourseRepairsResponse If I knew how, I'd give Winthrop a hand, but I have no idea how all of this old junk works. UnderworldTalkGhoulConcourseRepairsResponse It a miracle that some of this shit works in the first place. I guess it's just a matter of time... UnderworldTalkGhoulHelloResponse What's new with you? UnderworldTalkGhoulHelloResponse S'up? UnderworldTalkGhoulHelloResponse What's happening? UnderworldTalkGhoulHelloResponse Hey, what's up? UnderworldTalkGhoulHelloResponse Hey, how's it going? UnderworldTalkGhoulHelloResponse How're you? UnderworldTalkGhoulHelloResponse Hey, have you heard any news? UnderworldTalkGhoulHelloResponse Some people are talking, what have you heard? UnderworldTalkGhoulHelloResponse I'm starting to get that funny feeling again, have you heard about anything that might be going on? UnderworldTalkGhoulHelloResponse Hey. UnderworldTalkGhoulHelloResponse Hello. UnderworldTalkGhoulHelloResponse Hello. UnderworldTalkGhoulHelloResponse Hello. UnderworldTalkGhoulHelloResponse Hi. UnderworldTalkGhoulHelloResponse Good morning. UnderworldTalkGhoulHelloResponse Good morning... I think. Is it morning? I can never tell. UnderworldTalkGhoulHelloResponse Mornin'. UnderworldTalkGhoulHelloResponse Evenin'. Not that you can really tell down here. UnderworldTalkGhoulHelloResponse Nice night. UnderworldTalkGhoulHowAreYouResponse What do you think? UnderworldTalkGhoulHowAreYouResponse Are you kidding? I'm a zombie who lives underground. I think you can guess how I am. UnderworldTalkGhoulHowAreYouResponse Fucking terrible, but I won't bother you with the details. UnderworldTalkGhoulHowAreYouResponse Look at this place. Look at me. How do you think I am? UnderworldTalkGhoulHowAreYouResponse About as good as can be expected. UnderworldTalkGhoulHowAreYouResponse I can't complain. Actually, I can, but I won't. UnderworldTalkGhoulHowAreYouResponse I'm alright, I suppose. UnderworldTalkGhoulHowAreYouResponse Meh. Been better. UnderworldTalkGhoulRumorNoneResponse It's been quiet... too quiet. UnderworldTalkGhoulRumorNoneResponse It's been too quiet. UnderworldTalkGhoulRumorNoneResponse I haven't heard a damn thing. UnderworldTalkGhoulRumorNoneResponse I never know what's going on. UnderworldTalkGhoulRumorNoneResponse It's been quiet lately. At least, it's been quiet around me. UnderworldTalkGhoulRumorNoneResponse Nobody tells me anything. UnderworldTalkGhoulRumorNoneResponse Nothing at all. UnderworldTalkGhoulRumorNoneResponse I haven't heard a damn thing. UnderworldTalkGhoulWhatsHappeningResponse I'm still a Ghoul. That's what's happening. UnderworldTalkGhoulWhatsHappeningResponse I'm keeping it together. You know how it is. UnderworldTalkGhoulWhatsHappeningResponse Other than that thing with the Radroaches the other day, nothing at all. UnderworldTalkGhoulWhatsHappeningResponse Nada. UnderworldTalkGhoulWhatsHappeningResponse Nothing at all. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink1 Sure hon, what do you need? UnderworldTalkGretaDrink1 Yeah, no problem. What's your poison? UnderworldTalkGretaDrink1 Of course, what's up? UnderworldTalkGretaDrink1 No problem, drunky. What do you need? UnderworldTalkGretaDrink1 That's my job, what do you need? UnderworldTalkGretaDrink1 No problem at all. What can I get for you? UnderworldTalkGretaDrink1 That's what I'm here for. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink2 Give me a beer. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink2 Beer. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink2 I'll take a scotch. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink2 Scotch, straight up. In fact, just give me the bottle. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink2 If you've got any more of that scotch laying around, I'll take some of that. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink2 Bring me some of that whisky, you know, the stuff that Quinn got from that guy up north. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink2 Bring me something brown and alcoholic. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink2 Kentucky straight. You remember Kentucky? Nah, you're too young. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink2 How about some of that whiskey? UnderworldTalkGretaDrink2 I'll take some of that vodka, if you have it. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink2 I really don't care, just make sure it has liquor in it. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink2 Bring me something warm and painful. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink2 I don't care, really. Whatever takes the pain away. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink3 Sure, if you don't mind waiting a few minutes. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink3 We just got some more in, I'll grab that for you in a minute. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink3 I think we can do that. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink3 Sure, no problem. I'll get it for you in a second. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink3 One more, comin' up. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink3 Sure, no problem. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink3 You're really going for a record, aren't you? UnderworldTalkGretaDrink3 Sure, no problem... drunk... UnderworldTalkGretaDrink3 Alright, but if you pass out, I'm just going to roll you into the fire. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink3 You should take it easy on this stuff. You know that you get all drippy when you're drunk. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink3 Yeah, no problem. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink3 You got it. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink4 I'll just be here sobering up until you get back. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink4 Relief can't come soon enough. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink4 Thank you, Greta. UnderworldTalkGretaDrink4 Thanks, Greta. UnderworldTalkGretaFood1 Hungry again? What do you need? UnderworldTalkGretaFood1 Everyone's gotta eat, I suppose. What'll you have? UnderworldTalkGretaFood1 Just can't get enough, can you? UnderworldTalkGretaFood1 Get it while it's lukewarm. UnderworldTalkGretaFood1 Yeah, hon, what do you need? UnderworldTalkGretaFood1 What do you want? UnderworldTalkGretaFood1 Yeah, sure, what do you need? UnderworldTalkGretaFood1 That's what I'm here for. UnderworldTalkGretaFood1 Sure, kitchen's open. What do you want? UnderworldTalkGretaFood1 No refunds if you don't keep it down this time. Now, what can I get you? UnderworldTalkGretaFood2 Got any more of that Squirrel-on-a-Stick? UnderworldTalkGretaFood2 I'll take some of those Squirrel Bits, if you have any more. UnderworldTalkGretaFood2 You got any of Carol's special Squirrel Stew? UnderworldTalkGretaFood2 You ever wonder where all those iguanas come from? I do. I guess it don't matter, 'cause they sure are tasty. You got any? UnderworldTalkGretaFood2 I could really go for some Iguana. You got any left? UnderworldTalkGretaFood2 Doc says I should eat more Mutfruit. You guys got any? UnderworldTalkGretaFood2 You got any of those Mutfruits that Quinn brought back? UnderworldTalkGretaFood2 Sure could go for some squirrel, if you have any more. UnderworldTalkGretaFood2 Hrm... I haven't had noodles for a long time, you still makin' those? UnderworldTalkGretaFood2 I could go for some noodles. You got any? UnderworldTalkGretaFood3 I'm not sure, I'll go check. UnderworldTalkGretaFood3 Sit tight, I'll find out for you as soon as I can. UnderworldTalkGretaFood3 I'll go have a look. UnderworldTalkGretaFood3 I can go find out for you. UnderworldTalkGretaFood3 Yeah... sure. It's your stomach. I'll go find out. UnderworldTalkGretaFood3 You must be feeling brave. I'll go have a look. UnderworldTalkGretaFood3 Wow. Well, okay. I'll go have a look. UnderworldTalkGretaFood4 Oh, awesome. Thank you, Greta. I'm starving. UnderworldTalkGretaFood4 Thank you, Greta. UnderworldTalkGretaFood4 I'll be here. UnderworldTalkGretaFood4 I'll try not to starve before you get back. UnderworldTalkGretaFood4 Thanks, Greta. UnderworldTalkGretaMisterCrowleyFood1 Not this again. Look, I've been telling you every day for ten years, if you don't like it, go make your own damn food. UnderworldTalkGretaMisterCrowleyFood1 If you don't like what we have, Crowley, you can always go hunt rats in the tunnels with the ferals. UnderworldTalkGretaMisterCrowleyFood2 If I thought there was a chance that it would be better than this slop, I'd do that. But as it stands, this is my only option. UnderworldTalkGretaMisterCrowleyFood2 Very funny, Greta. I'd happily prepare my own meals if I could ever get anything was wasn't moldy, rotten, or still squirming. UnderworldTalkGretaMisterCrowleyFood3 Well then. What'll it be, Crowley? UnderworldTalkGretaMisterCrowleyFood3 Looks like you're stuck eating our slop then. Now what do you want? UnderworldTalkGretaMisterCrowleyFood3 Well then, what are you complaining about? Oh, I forgot, you're a bitter bastard. Just tell me what you want to eat. UnderworldTalkGretaMisterCrowleyFood4 Fine. I suppose I can choke down some of the squirrel stew. UnderworldTalkGretaMisterCrowleyFood4 Very well, bring me some of that disgusting iguana. UnderworldTalkGretaMisterCrowleyFood4
Fine. I'll have the... squirrel. Cooked, please.
UnderworldTalkGretaMisterCrowleyFood5 See? I knew you'd come around. UnderworldTalkGretaMisterCrowleyFood5 Sure. I'll get it to you as soon as I can. UnderworldTalkGretaMisterCrowleyFood5 You got it. UnderworldTalkPatchworkWinthropDrunk1 Huh? Oh! Hey Winthrop! How're... how're you? I didn't see- see you there! What's up? UnderworldTalkPatchworkWinthropDrunk1 What... what do you mean? I'm not... I'm not... I'm not even drunk right now! UnderworldTalkPatchworkWinthropDrunk2 C'mon, I'm worried that I'm going to find you dead one of these days. Listen to yourself. You can barely talk. You're a mess, man. UnderworldTalkPatchworkWinthropDrunk2 This is what I mean, Patches. You're a mess. I'm worried about you, man. I really am. You're falling apart. UnderworldTalkPatchworkWinthropDrunk3 Oh... I get it! Ha! Like my name, right? Good 'ol... good ol' Patchwork, always leaving hit bits around town... UnderworldTalkPatchworkWinthropDrunk3 Hahaha! That's... that's funny! Did I ever tell you about how I got my name? UnderworldTalkPatchworkWinthropDrunk4 Alright, I can't even talk to you about this right now. Let's just deal with it later. UnderworldTalkPatchworkWinthropDrunk4 Never mind, man. Let's just talk about this later. UnderworldTalkPatchworkWinthropDrunk5 Oh, okay. Maybe.. maybe we can get a drink after you're done working! UnderworldTalkPatchworkWinthropDrunk5 Okay... bye Winthrop! Let's get a drink later and... and hang out... UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 No time to talk now, Winthrop. Too busy. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Hello, Winthrop. Have a seat, I'll be with you in a minute. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Welcome! Sit. Drink. Pay. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Get yourself another drink, you look entirely too sober. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 My friend, you are not drinking nearly enough. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 If you're sober enough to say hello, you're far too sober. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Less talking, more drinking. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 You look like someone who needs another drink. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 And a hello to you. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 And a hello to you, sir. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 And a hello to you, ma'am. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Scanning... target identified as "Patchwork". Hello, Patchwork. I trust that all is well with you. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Scanning... target identified as "Patchwork". Hello, Patchwork. How are you? UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Scanning... target identified as "Winthrop". Hello, Winthrop. How are you? UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Scanning... target identified as "Winthrop". Hello, Winthrop. Que pasa? UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Scanning... target identified as "Winthrop". Hello, Winthrop. How is you- you- your wife? UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Hey, Greta. How's my girl? UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Hello, Greta. You always manage to make me feel a little better. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Good morning... I think. Is it morning? UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 If you need anything, just ask Greta. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Hello. How is everything? UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Hi there, enjoying yourself? UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 I hope that everything is staying where it should be, Patchwork. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Stop by the clinic, Patchwork. Greta found one of your fingers over in Carol's Place. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Hello, hello. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 No time to talk now, stop by the clinic. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Come by the clinic some time, you're overdue for a sewing. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Hey, hon. I haven't seen you in here in a while. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Long time, no see. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Do you ever leave here? UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Yes, yes, hello. We covered that already. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Yeah, hello. Whatever. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Yes, yes, hello... I don't know why everyone around here insists on being so damned friendly. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Can't you see that I'm busy? Leave me alone. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 I'd be much better off if you people would just leave me alone. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Why, aren't we just the friendliest bunch of walking corpses that you ever did see? UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Oh, please. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Yeah, I'm okay, Winthrop. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 I'm doin' alright, Winthrop. Just having a rough day, you know? UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Oh hey, Winthrop. Yeah, I'm alright, I just.. err... dropped something around here. Don't worry about me, it'll turn up. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Oh, not bad. Not bad at all. Everything's where it should be... for now. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Yep. Keepin' my bits to myself for the time bein'. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Oh, hello. I'm alright. Still in one piece. Well, except for that one that got away... but I'll find it. No worries. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Haven't lost anything permanently. Not yet. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Hey, hello! I just got back! Good to see you! UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Remind me to sit you down and tell you about some of the things that I've seen. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 I'm back! And you wouldn't believe some of the things that happened to me this time. But I can't talk now. Maybe later? UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Hey there, long time, no see! I've got some good stories to tell you later! UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Hello! UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Hey, good to see you! Are you here to buy something? UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Hey there, you should check out the new stuff I have at the store. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 No time, no time. Everything around here is always busted. Can't ever get a break. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Nope. Not now. Too busy. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Hooo, sorry. No time to talk. The air circulation system is busted again. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 I can't talk right now, the work never ends around here. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Hey, do you know how to reroute a fan belt? You know, never mind. I'll do it myself. UnderworldTalkResponseShort1 Hey, you. UnderworldTalkResponseShort2 That ain't what ... I asked you, stupid... stupid robot. UnderworldTalkResponseShort2 I'm doin' fine... fine indeed. How are you? ... I said how are you? What? Are you ignoring me? Stupid asshole robot... UnderworldTalkResponseShort2 She's dead, you damn fool robot. Thanks for reminding me. UnderworldTalkResponseShort2 She's dead, you know that. Lousy old data tapes... UnderworldTalkResponseShort2 Yes, yes, everything is fine. UnderworldTalkResponseShort2 Oh, it's great. Everything is perfect. Greta takes good care of us. UnderworldTownTopic It's the only place in the Capital Wasteland where my people can escape the misery of the world above. UnderworldTownTopic And that misery, well... it makes a man like me very happy. And very, very wealthy. UnderworldTownTopic I've been here since we founded the town. Before that, well, life out in the Wastes wasn't very pleasant for us. UnderworldTownTopic But, so long as we stay down here, we can live our lives as people -- not monsters. I think things are better this way for everyone. UnderworldTownTopic It's a place for Ghouls. Here we're just people, not monsters. UnderworldTownTopic There are too many places where a Ghoul can't get a fair shake. UnderworldTownTopic It's a place for Ghouls, not humans. UnderworldTownTopic We don't especially like humans. UnderworldTownTopic What can YOU tell ME about... wait... what? UnderworldTownTopic We were driven underground... hrm... almost fifty years ago now. Between the Super Mutants, the beasts, and you crazy humans, it's not safe up there. UnderworldTownTopic So we stay down here, out of sight and out of trouble. We get a few smoothskins every so often, but most of us don't trust 'em. UnderworldTownTopic You're not gonna give us more reasons not to be trusting, are you? UnderworldTulipCustomers No, not really. To tell you the truth, everyone around here who wants a gun already has one. UnderworldTulipCustomers I spend most of my time sitting here reading old stuff I find around here. You end up learning a lot of interesting things that way! UnderworldTulipEconomy Well... we spend it at Carol's. Or the Ninth Circle, but I don't like it there. UnderworldTulipEconomy The rest we give to Quinn to trade for stuff we need whenever he goes out. UnderworldTulipServices If any of the armor fails to protect your life, I'll give you a full refund. UnderworldTulipServices Take a look, it all works. UnderworldTulipServices Sure thing, human. UnderworldTulipUnderworldHistory Well, yeah. There's a lot of old pamphlets and stuff down here. I've pretty much read it all. UnderworldTulipUnderworldHistory1 It used to be part of the Museum of History. The exhibit that used to be here was focused on what happens after death: hell and whatnot. UnderworldTulipUnderworldHistory1 A lot of it was focused on this old book called "Paradise Lost." It's about a guy who goes to Hell. Pretty interesting stuff. UnderworldTulipUnderworldHistory1 I found a big box of copies of the book in one of the back rooms. Here, take one. Nobody around here wants 'em. UnderworldTulipUnderworldHistory1 It used to be part of the Museum of History. The exhibit that used to be here was focused on what happens after death: Hell and whatnot. UnderworldTulipUnderworldHistory1 A lot of it was focused on this old book called "Paradise Lost." It's about a guy who goes to Hell. Pretty interesting stuff. UnderworldTulipUnderworldHistory1 You should read the copy I gave you. UnderworldTulipUnderworldHistory2 At first it was just a couple people after the war. This was one of the only places that wasn't falling down or on fire after the bombs fell. UnderworldTulipUnderworldHistory2 I think that Carol is actually one of the few that were here then. UnderworldTulipUnderworldHistory2 But, over the years, word got around. There had been Ghouls living in little pockets all around. Not really so much anymore. UnderworldTulipUnderworldHistory2 Most of them either went feral or ended up here. I'm sure there are still a few out there, but anyone with any sense is in Underworld. UnderworldTulipUnderworldHistory3 Not really. The Super Mutants leave us alone. I guess whatever they do that turns people like them doesn't work on us. UnderworldTulipUnderworldHistory3 The Brotherhood of Steel will fire on us if we're out in the open, but they don't bother us down here. UnderworldTulipUnderworldHistory3 We've had some Raiders and Slavers poke their heads in, but we've got Charon and Cerberus and everyone else to take care of them. UnderworldTulipUnderworldHistory3 I guess when it comes down to it, being this far out of everyone's way is a good deal for us. UnderworldTulipUnderworldHistoryEND Come back any time! It's... kind of lonely down here. UnderworldWinthropGreeting1 Yeah, we're a whole city of 'em, actually... wait, you know Gob? UnderworldWinthropGreeting1 Yep, I am. Remember: stop by Carol's and let Gob's mom know how he's doin'. UnderworldWinthropGreeting1 Now tell me, how is it that you ended up down here in Ghoul central without knowing what a Ghoul is? Huh? UnderworldWinthropGreeting1 You know, never mind. I'm a Ghoul. Everyone down here: Ghouls. That's what we are. And before you ask "what's a Ghoul", lemme tell you. UnderworldWinthropGreeting1 We're not the walking dead, despite the rotten flesh and the smell. We're mutants... sort of. At least, I think we are. UnderworldWinthropGreeting1 You got wax in your ears? We're Ghouls -- mutants with rotting flesh. It's not a big deal, I got used to it. So will you. UnderworldWinthropGreeting1 You know, nevermind. I'm a Ghoul. Everyone down here: Ghouls. That's what we are. And before you ask "what's a Ghoul", lemme tell you. UnderworldWinthropGreeting1 We're not the walking dead, despite the rotten flesh and the smell. We're mutants... sort of. At least, I think we are. UnderworldWinthropGreeting2 Smoothskin? You know, because your skin is so smooth... and tasty... UnderworldWinthropGreeting2 Relax! I'm just kidding! But I had you going, didn't I? UnderworldWinthropGreeting3 You're in Underworld, smoothskin. It's the only safe place for we Ghouls in D.C. We're here, out of sight and out of mind. UnderworldWinthropGreeting3 The mutants leave us alone and the Slavers usually don't come this far into the city, so it's not bad. UnderworldWinthropGreeting3 Really, the Brotherhood of Steel is the only thing we have to worry about... so long as we don't leave Underworld, that is. UnderworldWinthropGreeting3a Bastards. They don't seem to be able to tell us apart from the Super Mutants. Or, maybe they just don't care. They see us and shoot on sight. UnderworldWinthropGreeting3a And least they have the common courtesy to miss most of the time. Still... bigots. UnderworldWinthropGreeting3b That's right. And so long as you don't bother us, we won't bother you. Feel free to come and go, trade, sleep, whatever. UnderworldWinthropGreeting3b Just make sure that you leave whatever trouble is following you at the door, because we don't want it. UnderworldWinthropGreeting3b So, enjoy your stay, smoothskin. UnderworldWinthropGreeting3c Enjoy your stay. Just... try and keep from shooting up the place. UnderworldWinthropGreeting3c We've got a nice little deal going down here. We'd like to keep it nice. UnderworldWinthropGreetingGob1 Megaton! Way up there? I always did wonder what happened to that boy. When he disappeared, I just figured it was the Super Mutants what got him. UnderworldWinthropGreetingGob1 Good to know that he's doin' okay. You should stop by and see his ma over at Carol's place. She'll be happy to hear some news about him. UnderworldWinthropGreetingGob2 You mean... he's a slave? Oh, that's terrible... even still, you should stop by Carol's Place and let his ma know that he's still alive. UnderworldWinthropGreetingGob2 She'll be happy to hear it, even if he's not doing well. UnderworldWinthropJob Me? I keep every hunk of old rusted pre-war garbage around here in operating condition. UnderworldWinthropJob We've got lights, water, and ventilation all running off the old crap they used to keep this place going for the tourists. UnderworldWinthropJob I've managed to keep it going so far, but... well, I'm not sure how long I can keep it up. UnderworldWinthropJob Me? I keep every hunk of old rusted pre-war garbage around here in operating condition. UnderworldWinthropJob We've got lights, water, and ventilation all running off the old crap they used to keep this place going for the tourists. UnderworldWinthropJob I've managed to keep it going so far, but... well, I'm not sure how long I can keep it up. UnderworldWinthropJob1 We've scavenged just about all of the scrap metal from all of the places we can safely get to. UnderworldWinthropJob1 We're scraping the bottom of the barrel here. Hell, not before long, I'm gonna have to disassemble poor ol' Cerberus for parts. UnderworldWinthropJob1 Hey, you get around, don't you? Tell you what, you bring me back any Scrap Metal you find out there and I'll trade you whatever I can. UnderworldWinthropJob1 We can work out a trade. We've got some stuff around here that we don't need, but a smoothskin like you might make use of it. UnderworldWinthropJob1Accept Well, alright. That's good to hear, stranger. Just come on back to me when you've gathered some Scrap Metal. UnderworldWinthropJob1Accept You'll find it just about anywhere -- on junked robots, in old buildings, you name it. UnderworldWinthropJob1Decline That's a shame, stranger. A real shame. Let me know if you change your mind, we'll still need the parts. UnderworldWinthropJob1HowMuch Well, we got Stimpaks, but the Doc keeps us healed up, so we don't really need 'em. So I could trade one of those for five bits of Scrap Metal. UnderworldWinthropJob1HowMuch We also got us a TON of RadAway and Rad-X. I mean, what good is it to us? But I'll trade you either one for five bits of scrap. Your choice. UnderworldWinthropJob1Rob What? What are you talking about? Do nothing? UnderworldWinthropJob1Rob1 You... you wouldn't dare. I've got... I mean... I'll call for help. UnderworldWinthropJob1Rob1 You... you wouldn't dare. I've got... I mean... I'll call for help. UnderworldWinthropJob1Rob1 You... you wouldn't dare. I've got... I mean... I'll call for help. UnderworldWinthropJob1Rob1 You... you wouldn't dare. I've got... I mean... I'll call for help. UnderworldWinthropJob1Rob1 You... you wouldn't dare. I've got... I mean... I'll call for help. UnderworldWinthropJob1Rob1 Haha! You go ahead and try it, stranger. I'll have Cerberus over here to tear your arms off before you even draw. UnderworldWinthropJob1Rob1 Look, you're cute, but you're not the first Waster to threaten me and you won't be the last. Just clear out of town. We don't need your type here. UnderworldWinthropJob1Rob1a Fine, Fine, you asshole. I offered you a fair trade, and this is how it is? Here, take it. Take it all and get the fuck out. UnderworldWinthropJob1Rob1a I never want to lay my eyes on you again, you miserable bastard. UnderworldWinthropJob1Rob1b This is the last mistake you'll ever make! Help! Someone help me! UnderworldWinthropJob1Rob2 You've got a strange way of joking, stranger. UnderworldWinthropJob1Rob2 I was saying that I need spare parts to fix the junk around here, and I'm willing to trade for 'em. UnderworldWinthropJob2 Hey, you asked. Don't blame me if you don't like what you hear. UnderworldWinthropPartsChangeMind Oh? Have you changed your mind? Are you willing to trade some scrap? UnderworldWinthropPartsChangeMindNo They why are we even talking about this? I'm very busy, you know. UnderworldWinthropPartsChangeMindReward I'll trade you five bits of Scrap Metal for a Stimpak, a pack of Radway, or a dose of Rad-X. Easy deal. UnderworldWinthropPartsChangeMindYes You have? Good. Excellent! We need those parts something awful. This place is falling apart. UnderworldWinthropPartsChangeMindYes Just come on back and talk to me when you have some parts to trade, we'll work out a deal. UnderworldWinthropPartsTrade Oh, good, the vents are rattling again. I need to get up there and take care of it. What do you have? UnderworldWinthropPartsTrade And not a moment too soon. UnderworldWinthropPartsTrade Really? Great! I can finally get around to patching up the heaters. UnderworldWinthropPartsTrade10 Ten parts, eh? Alright, what do you want in trade? UnderworldWinthropPartsTrade15 Fifteen? Well, alright! A deal's a deal, so what do you want in return? UnderworldWinthropPartsTrade20 Twenty! That's great! I knew this'd work out! Just tell me what you want in return for the parts. UnderworldWinthropPartsTrade25 I didn't expect you to bring back so much! That'll set me up for quite some time. So, what'd you have in mind for payment? UnderworldWinthropPartsTrade5 Alright, sounds good. What to you want for 'em? UnderworldWinthropPartsTradeDeal For every five bits of Scrap Metal you give me, I'll give you a Stimpak, some RadAway, or a dose of Rad-X. I need scrap, you need goods. We both win. UnderworldWinthropPartsTradeEND Okay, then. Your call. Let me know when you do. UnderworldWinthropPartsTradeRadaway Alright, five bits of Scrap Metal for one dose of RadAway. That's a done deal. UnderworldWinthropPartsTradeRadaway Alright, ten bits of Scrap Metal for two doses of RadAway. That's a done deal. UnderworldWinthropPartsTradeRadaway Alright, fifteen bits of Scrap Metal for three doses of RadAway. That's a done deal. UnderworldWinthropPartsTradeRadaway Alright, twenty bits of Scrap Metal for four doses of RadAway. That's a done deal. UnderworldWinthropPartsTradeRadaway Alright, twenty-five bits of Scrap Metal for five doses of RadAway. That's a done deal. UnderworldWinthropPartsTradeStimpak Five bits of Scrap Metal for me, one Stimpak for you -- it's been a pleasure doing business. UnderworldWinthropPartsTradeStimpak Ten bits of Scrap Metal for me, two Stimpaks for you -- it's been a pleasure doing business. UnderworldWinthropPartsTradeStimpak Fifteen bits of Scrap Metal for me, three Stimpaks for you -- it's been a pleasure doing business. UnderworldWinthropPartsTradeStimpak Twenty bits of Scrap Metal for me, four Stimpaks for you -- it's been a pleasure doing business. UnderworldWinthropPartsTradeStimpak Twenty-Five bits of Scrap Metal for me, five Stimpaks for you -- it's been a pleasure doing business. UnderworldWinthropPartsTradeStimpakRadX One for you, five for me. Use it in good health. UnderworldWinthropPartsTradeStimpakRadX Two for you, ten for me. Use 'em in good health. UnderworldWinthropPartsTradeStimpakRadX Three for you, fifteen for me. Use 'em in good health. UnderworldWinthropPartsTradeStimpakRadX Four for you, twenty for me. Use 'em in good health. UnderworldWinthropPartsTradeStimpakRadX Five for you, twenty-five for me. Use 'em in good health. UnderworldWinthropRepair Can you pay me? Then I can repair your stuff. UnderworldWinthropRepair No problem at all, smoothskin. So long as you're payin' UnderworldWinthropRepair Just make it quick, I've got a ton of things to do today. UtilityRobotIDCheck Authorized personnel only. Please present a valid ID. UtilityRobotIDCheck Scan accepted. Move along. UtilityRobotIDCheck I�m sorry, but you are not authorized to be here. UtilityRobotIDCheck You were warned. Prepare to be removed by force. UtilityRobotTalk Loading Personality: RobCo RS3 V4.1.6 "Utility Helper"... UtilityRobotTalk Receiving Sewer Maintenance Routine. Please Hold. Link Terminated. UtilityRobotTalk Critter of unusual size detected. Running Program: Extermination. UtilityRobotTalk Your friendly RobCo Sewer helper is in exterminator mode, please stand at a safe distance. UtilityRobotTalk The immediate area has been quarantined. Please exit swiftly. UtilityRobotTalk Clean up in progress. Please go about your regular business. UtilityRobotTalk We apologize for the inconvenience. Disregard the mess. Vault101DadHolotape Well, here we are. Nestled all safe and snug inside Vault 101. It's so cold down here. Colder still with Catherine gone... Vault101DadHolotape Oh, Catherine.... I so wish you were here with me. How the hell am I supposed to do this by myself? Live down in this hole. Take care of our child... Vault101DadHolotape But this is our life now, so I guess I'd better get used to it. The Overseer who runs the place is an overbearing bully, but I've dealt with worse. VaultRobotIDCheck Hello resident. Please present Pip Boy for ID scan. VaultRobotIDCheck Remote link activated. Scan complete. Thank you. VaultRobotIDCheck Im sorry, but I could not scan your Pip Boy. Please stand by for additional scan. VaultRobotIDCheck No valid Pip-Boy detected. Please surrender for further scanning. VaultRobotTalk Loading Personality: RobCo RX2 V1.16.4 "Vault Helper"... VaultRobotTalk Remote start activated, loading Vault protocols. Please hold. VaultRobotTalk Hostile resident detected. Prepare to be subdued. VaultRobotTalk Vault-Tec is committed to maintaining a peaceful atmosphere. Please cease any aggression. VaultRobotTalk Stand back citizens. It is my goal to reduce collateral damage. VaultRobotTalk Vault-Tec administration asks you to please remain at a distance. VaultRobotTalk The Overseer asks that you vacate the area while this scuffle is brought under control. WarringtonGhoul You better choose your next words really carefully, cause you're startin' to piss me off... WarringtonGhoul Oh... well... it's not so bad, I guess. Once you get used to it... but, it's not like before. WarringtonGhoul I used to be pretty, you know! Everyone used to come around all the time! WarringtonGhoul People stop wanting to be around you, though... when it starts to happen... when you start to change, I mean... WarringtonGhoul I wasn't always like this. I was a goddamn scientist. We were doing great things. Amazing things. WarringtonGhoul Sure sacrifices were required. Some people got hurt. But we were making real progress. But then those goddamn bombs dropped. WarringtonGhoul Karma's a real bitch. You'd be wise to remember that. WarringtonGhoulChoiceBad You got balls. Real big ones. I'll assume you're kidding 'cause no one shit talks me and lives. WarringtonGhoulChoiceBad We Ghouls are just like the rest of you: Shit out of luck and doing our best to make it. WarringtonGhoulChoiceGood Sure, whatever you say. You pretentious two-faced asshole. WarringtonGhoulChoiceGoodChoiceBad Maybe I misjudged. Pardons. So yeah, people treat us like shit. But it just makes us stronger. WarringtonGhoulChoiceGoodChoiceBad Otherwise we ain't no different than anyone else that had the misfortune to live past infancy. WarringtonGhoulChoiceGoodChoiceGood Uh-huh? Fine, whatever. Being a Ghoul ain't anything worse than any other thing somebody's got to deal with. WarringtonGhoulChoiceGoodChoiceGood Like your stupidity, for example. You can't help it. You were born stupid, or dropped on your head as a kid. WarringtonGhoulChoiceGoodChoiceGood Either way it ain't nothing you can change. So you deal with it. WarringtonGhoulChoiceGoodChoiceNeutral Uh-huh. Didn't think so. WarringtonGhoulChoiceNeutral Right. I thought so. I'm warning you. I don't take shit from no one. WarringtonGreetingChoiceBad Listen good. I'll say this only once. I can respect a man's privacy. But I don't put up with bullshit. WarringtonGreetingChoiceBad Keep to yourself and we'll be fine. Cause any trouble for me or mine, and I'll end you. We understand each other? WarringtonGreetingChoiceBad Oh... my... I guess... I was just trying to be nice. Am I babbling again? I tend to do that when I'm nervous. WarringtonGreetingChoiceBad Oh - you don't make me nervous. I mean, Roy says not to show weakness... WarringtonGreetingChoiceBad Have you met Roy? He's killed lots of people before. I'm his gal. He protects me. So better not try anything. WarringtonGreetingChoiceBad It's your own funeral then. Just remember that when you die, you die alone. Then you just rot until some jackal comes and snacks on you. WarringtonGreetingChoiceGood Harmless? Well, you're lucky I don't stick you and take your shit. Watch yourself, we don't take kindly to strangers, 'specially sweet-talking ones. WarringtonGreetingChoiceGood I wouldn't want to see anyone get hurt. You must be pretty tough to get past all the ferals. They tend to leave us alone, but someone like you... WarringtonGreetingChoiceGood Am I babbling again? Roy tells me I shouldn't do that. WarringtonGreetingChoiceGood Just passing through? That's no way to live your life. You need a purpose. A goal. WarringtonGreetingChoiceGood It's the only thing that keeps you from realizing how meaningless this shit-filled existence really is. WarringtonGreetingChoiceNeutral Not much to say? That's good. It'll keep you out of trouble. Be warned: don't cause me or mine no problems, or I'll end you. WarringtonGreetingChoiceNeutral Oh, all right then. Kinda shy aren't you? I don't mind that. It's nice to have someone to talk to who listens, you know... WarringtonGreetingChoiceNeutral Am I babbling again? I tend to do that when I'm nervous... WarringtonGreetingChoiceNeutral Apathy is the death of the soul. It's better to be angry as hell! It keeps things interesting anyway. WarringtonGreetingHereToSeeRoy Oh yeah? Is he expecting you? Well then, run along. It's not wise to keep Roy waiting. Has a bit of temper that one. You watch yourself. WarringtonKilledFerals So you you killed a bunch of Feral Ghouls. Is that supposed to sound impressive? WarringtonKilledFerals I got no compassion left for those mindless freaks. But they were a nice deterrent keeping out smoothskin bastards like yourself. WaterBeggarGreetingGiveWater You mean... you don't want anything for it? I don't have any caps or anything... WaterBeggarGreetingGiveWater I can just have it? For free? WaterBeggarGreetingGiveWater You... are you serious? I can't offer anything in exchange, you know? WaterBeggarGreetingGiveWater I can just have it? For free? WaterBeggarGreetingGiveWater I've been drinking whatever I can find, but I can't do it anymore. I need purified water. WaterBeggarGreetingGiveWater Please... if you find any... WaterBeggarGreetingGiveWater Please, if you find some... please... WaterBeggarGreetingGiveWaterNO I knew it was too good to be true... there are no good souls in the Wasteland. WaterBeggarGreetingGiveWaterNO Go. Just leave me alone to die... WaterBeggarGreetingGiveWaterNO I... I understand. You have to look out for yourself. WaterBeggarGreetingGiveWaterNO Just leave me... WaterBeggarGreetingGiveWaterYES Really? Seriously? My God. Thank you. Thank you so much. I'll never forget this! WaterBeggarGreetingGiveWaterYES Water... precious water... thank you! You're a saint! WaterBeggarGreetingGiveWaterYES My... thank you. Thank you so much. You've saved my life. Bless you. WaterBeggarGreetingMegaton It's Megaton. Have you been living in a hole or something? Everyone's heard of Megaton. WaterBeggarGreetingMegaton They have plenty of water in there, but they only give it to residents... or people who can pay for it. WaterBeggarGreetingRefuse Oh... I guess that's understandable. Got to watch out for numero uno and all. WaterBeggarGreetingRefuse Just leave me... WaterBeggarGreetingRefuse I... I understand. You have to look out for yourself. WaterBeggarGreetingRefuse Just leave me... WaterBeggarGreetingWhatAreYouDoing I've been drinking this irradiated shit and... I can't do it. I just throw it up now. I need purified water... please... Yield Please! I give up! I give up!
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