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100 ACBRAHMN You see a regular domesticated brahmin. 101 ACBRAHMN The brahmin's extra head is probably the result of a regular cow being exposed too soon to radiation. 102 ACBRAHMN You don�t notice anything unusual about the brahmin. 103 ACBRAHMN Brahmin aren't much for conversations. 104 ACBRAHMN Don't you have anything better to do than sit around talking to a two-headed cow? 100 ACERIC You see your nephew, Feargus, crying about something as usual. 101 ACERIC Wahh!!! Please fix the well. 102 ACERIC Wahh!!! I'm really thirsty but the well's broken! 103 ACERIC Wahh!!! The well really needs fixing. 104 ACERIC Hey, thanks for fixing the well! 105 ACERIC Be careful. 106 ACERIC The well's fixed. You the one! 100 ACFIST You see Lucas. 101 ACFIST Lucas is the chief warrior of your tribe. 102 ACFIST So there you are, the Chosen One. Hmmmph! How goes your quest? 103 ACFIST Pretty well. 104 ACFIST Not so good. 105 ACFIST Ugh?! 106 ACFIST I must get back to it. 107 ACFIST Maybe you need a warrior's help. 108 ACFIST Sure. What can you help me with? 109 ACFIST Nope. I am doing fine. 110 ACFIST Good answer, dumb one. Now keep quiet while I practice. 111 ACFIST Uh-kay. 112 ACFIST I know how to fight with fists and feet. Think you can learn that? 113 ACFIST What can you teach me? 114 ACFIST May the wind be at your back, Chosen One. 115 ACFIST Goodbye. 116 ACFIST Hmmm -- spend a day with me and I'll teach you how to punch harder. 117 ACFIST Okay. Let's do it. 118 ACFIST Sorry, don't have the time right now. 119 ACFIST You know all I can teach you, Chosen One. Good luck to you on your quest. 120 ACFIST Oh, okay. 121 ACFIST Ha! Chosen One, you aren't graceful enough for me to teach you anything. 122 ACFIST Oh, okay. 123 ACFIST You are not quick enough in combat for my training to help you, Chosen One. 124 ACFIST Oh, okay. 125 ACFIST You need to learn more about combat before I can help you, little brother. 126 ACFIST Oh, okay. 127 ACFIST I can teach you a more powerful kick. It will take us all of one day. 128 ACFIST Okay. 129 ACFIST I can teach you enough to fight better. It will take us all of one day. 130 ACFIST Okay. 131 ACFIST You have learned well, Chosen One. May the wind be at your back. 132 ACFIST Thanks for your help. 100 ACGECKO The gecko sneers at you. 100 ACJORDAN You see Jordan, twirling his spear as usual. 101 ACJORDAN You see Jordan, twirling his spear as usual. 102 ACJORDAN Good luck! Our village depends on you. 103 ACJORDAN Chosen One, the way you use a spear, you'll be meat for the geckos in no time. I can show you a few tricks. 104 ACJORDAN Sure. 105 ACJORDAN No, thanks. 106 ACJORDAN This will take a little while. 107 ACJORDAN You're a swift student -- it looks like you've learned all I can teach you. 100 ACJORDON You see Jordan, twirling his spear as usual. 101 ACJORDON You see Jordan, twirling his spear as usual. 102 ACJORDON Good luck! I must get back to my training. 103 ACJORDON Hello Chosen One. I see your in need of a little training. Can I be of help? 104 ACJORDON Sure. 105 ACJORDON No Thanks. 106 ACJORDON This will take a little while. 107 ACJORDON There you have learned what I can teach you about spears. 100 ACKLINT You see Klint, a fellow tribesman. 101 ACKLINT You see Klint. 102 ACKLINT You see a young man with bulging muscles and a very confident air about him. 103 ACKLINT Good day to you, 104 ACKLINT . You have not completed the trial of the Elder and may not pass. 105 ACKLINT Uh... 106 ACKLINT I need to go back to the village. 107 ACKLINT I have some questions of you. 108 ACKLINT All right, I'm off to take the test. 109 ACKLINT (sigh) 110 ACKLINT . You go temple. You take test. You not come back here until take test. Obey Elder. Go! 111 ACKLINT Me go. 112 ACKLINT Forgive me, 113 ACKLINT , but I can not allow you to pass. If you wish to return to the village you may do so only by passing the trial set before you. 114 ACKLINT I see. I guess I'll be going then. 115 ACKLINT Can I ask you some questions then? 116 ACKLINT I could kick your ass and just walk out of here. 117 ACKLINT Forgive me, but I have no answers to your questions. Take the trial set before you by the Elder and prove yourself worthy to lead our people. 118 ACKLINT Very well. 119 ACKLINT Two people working together can move the obelisk that blocks the path. Alone, you would fail. I have no intention of helping you until you pass the trial of the Elder. 120 ACKLINT Uh-huh. I get the picture. 121 ACKLINT Greetings, Chosen One! It is good to see you. How may I serve you? 122 ACKLINT Me say hi. That all. 123 ACKLINT Just thought I'd say hello. I'll be leaving on my quest soon. 100 ACMORLIS You see Morlis, one of your aunts -- the one who never liked you. 101 ACMORLIS Why do you bother me, nephew? Can't you see I'm busy? 301 ACMORLIS Why do you bother me, niece? Can't you see I'm busy? 102 ACMORLIS Umm, okay. Sorry. 103 ACMORLIS What is it? You know I have a lot to do! 104 ACMORLIS Ummm, Mynoc said... 105 ACMORLIS Mynoc said what? Out with it, child! 106 ACMORLIS That, umm, you might have some flint. 107 ACMORLIS I do. You want some, is that it? 108 ACMORLIS Well, yeah. 109 ACMORLIS Well... I want three doses of healing powder. Bad times are coming and I'm going to be ready. Bring them to me and you can have the flint. Now get to it! 110 ACMORLIS Yes, ma'am! 111 ACMORLIS Now don't waste my time. Do you have the powders? 112 ACMORLIS Yes, here they are. 113 ACMORLIS Umm, I guess not. 114 ACMORLIS Here is the flint. Now off with you! I don't have time to gossip. 115 ACMORLIS Thank you, Aunt Morlis. 116 ACMORLIS Again you waste my time, worthless nephew! How did you ever become the Chosen One? 117 ACMORLIS Yes, Aunt Morlis. 118 ACMORLIS Uh, Aunt Morlis, I have three right here. 150 ACMORLIS Aunt Morlis, I'm on a perilous quest for the salvation of our village. My chances of success will be greatly enhanced if I keep the healing powders for myself and you give me the flint. Don't you agree? 151 ACMORLIS What do you think you are doing, child? This is no way for the Chosen One to act. Now get out of my sight! 152 ACMORLIS If this flint is so important that you are willing to disgrace the name of the Chosen One, then here. Take the flint and get out of my sight. 153 ACMORLIS Yes, Aunt Morlis. 154 ACMORLIS Well... Oh, very well. Here is the flint. I wish you a safe journey, child. 155 ACMORLIS No, I don't. Now stop wasting my time and get out of here! 156 ACMORLIS Yes, Aunt Morlis. 200 ACMORLIS So you've returned. Did you find the holy Thirteen? 201 ACMORLIS No, Aunt Morlis, I... 202 ACMORLIS Then get yourself out of here and find it! People are depending on you! 203 ACMORLIS Yes, Aunt Morlis. 204 ACMORLIS Well, here you are again. Have you once again failed to complete your quest? 205 ACMORLIS Yes, Aunt Morlis, but... 206 ACMORLIS Then get yourself out of here and don't come back until you do! Why waste time coming back here, when you could be using that time to continue your search!? 207 ACMORLIS Yes, Aunt Morlis. 208 ACMORLIS The fact that you are standing here must mean that you have completed your quest. You wouldn't waste precious time returning here empty-handed, would you? 209 ACMORLIS Yes, Aunt Morlis. I mean no, Aunt Morlis. Uh, I've got to go, Aunt Morlis. 210 ACMORLIS So, child. Once again you stand before me. Are you empty-handed yet again? 211 ACMORLIS Yes, Aunt Morlis. 212 ACMORLIS Listen, 213 ACMORLIS . People are dying, cattle are dying, and crops are failing. Everyone is either hungry, sick, or both. Our time draws near. If you do not find the GECK soon, we are doomed. Do you understand me? 214 ACMORLIS Yes, Aunt Morlis. 215 ACMORLIS Then get yourself out of here and find the GECK! People are depending on you! 100 ACMYNOC You see the bridge guard. 101 ACMYNOC You see Mynoc, the bridge guard. 150 ACMYNOC Before you stands a large warrior of your village, holding a spear. 151 ACMYNOC [TALK] 152 ACMYNOC Hello, Chosen One. Off to find the GECK? 153 ACMYNOC Yes. 154 ACMYNOC Yes. But before I go, I would like to ask you some questions. 155 ACMYNOC Not just yet. I�m going to look around a little bit more. 156 ACMYNOC Well, may the gods watch over you. 157 ACMYNOC Thank you, goodbye. 158 ACMYNOC What do you want to know? 159 ACMYNOC What can you tell me of the men who trade with our village? 160 ACMYNOC What can you tell me about this object I have from a vault? 161 ACMYNOC Nothing, never mind. 162 ACMYNOC Very well, but don't waste too much time. Without the GECK, we're doomed. 163 ACMYNOC I know, don�t worry -- I�ve got it all under control. 164 ACMYNOC Why? 165 ACMYNOC I must be going. Goodbye. 166 ACMYNOC The traders? They come from Klamath about every two months. There won't be another here for a month or more, but Klamath's only a few days east of here. 167 ACMYNOC Thank you. Goodbye. 168 ACMYNOC What can you tell me about this object I have from the sacred vault? 169 ACMYNOC Looks like a metal water gourd. Maybe the vault sent it to us as an omen. 170 ACMYNOC Can you tell me who brought this item to our village? 171 ACMYNOC Thank you. I must going. Goodbye. 172 ACMYNOC I hope you do. 173 ACMYNOC Your overconfidence makes all of us suffer! Goodbye! 174 ACMYNOC Goodbye. 175 ACMYNOC Why? Look around you -- our village dies. The gardens wither and every day children and old ones collapse. You must bring Eden to us before it is too late! 176 ACMYNOC And I will take care of it. Goodbye. 177 ACMYNOC I am the Chosen One -- I "must" do only as I please. Goodbye. 178 ACMYNOC I don't remember his name, just that he was old and loud -- too loud for proper manners -- but he knew many things. He was from Klamath, east like I said. 179 ACMYNOC Thank you, goodbye. 180 ACMYNOC Are you still here? You must go find the GECK. Staying here doesn't help us. 181 ACMYNOC This bridge is all you need to worry about, friend. I can take care of myself. 182 ACMYNOC I was just heading out. Goodbye, my friend. 183 ACMYNOC I will speak to you no longer, insubordinate pig! 184 ACMYNOC I would like to ask you another question. 185 ACMYNOC That was quick! Have you found the holy Vault 13? 186 ACMYNOC Yes. 187 ACMYNOC No, not yet. 188 ACMYNOC You have? Wonderful! Did you bring back the GECK? 189 ACMYNOC No. 190 ACMYNOC No. I haven�t spoken to the people of the vault yet. 191 ACMYNOC I don�t believe that�s any business of yours, my friend. 192 ACMYNOC No? Chosen One, three old ones have died since you left. You must not waste any more time. 193 ACMYNOC I�ll find it, don�t worry. 194 ACMYNOC I�m getting sick of your constant nagging. 195 ACMYNOC Well, why are you talking to me? Talk to them, and get the GECK. 196 ACMYNOC I will -- all in good time, my friend. 197 ACMYNOC I�m getting sick of your constant nagging. 198 ACMYNOC What news of the GECK, Chosen One? 199 ACMYNOC I have found the vault! 200 ACMYNOC I have not been able to find Vault 13. 201 ACMYNOC Well, look, it's the Chosen One. 202 ACMYNOC Hello. 203 ACMYNOC Shut up. 204 ACMYNOC Can I ask you a question? 205 ACMYNOC No, I've no time for you. 206 ACMYNOC Whatever. Good bye. 207 ACMYNOC Oh well. See you around. 208 ACMYNOC Go die. 209 ACMYNOC Greetings, dull one! See bridge? You cross, you be careful. Bridge dangerous. You not want to fall. Okay? 210 ACMYNOC Umm... Hunh? 211 ACMYNOC Wretch! You have failed the village! 212 ACMYNOC You betray us. For that you'll die! 213 ACMYNOC You are a traitor to your own people. 214 ACMYNOC Why do you do this? 215 ACMYNOC The Elder was wrong. You are evil. 300 ACMYNOC My father taught me how to make stronger blades than most. Get me a piece of flint and I'll fix your spear, too. You'll need it in the wilderness. 301 ACMYNOC Where would I get some of this flint? 302 ACMYNOC They say your aunt Morlis has been hoarding a piece. She's so ill-tempered I don't think anyone's asked her. Of course, the witch will want something in return. 303 ACMYNOC Thanks. Goodbye. 304 ACMYNOC Did you talk your aunt out of her flint? 305 ACMYNOC Yes, I have some right here. 306 ACMYNOC Not yet. 307 ACMYNOC It's a good piece. Give me your spear. 308 ACMYNOC Here you go. 309 ACMYNOC I guess I don't have one. 310 ACMYNOC Now, you put the pieces like so... 311 ACMYNOC The Chosen One without a spear? Well, you'll have to take one of mine. Now, let's get to work... 312 ACMYNOC Here is your new spear. 313 ACMYNOC Thank you, my friend -- this will help a lot. 314 ACMYNOC Yes, but I was wondering about your spear. It looks a little different. 400 ACMYNOC Welcome home, Chosen One! Did you find the vault? Have you returned with the GECK? 401 ACMYNOC Me not find yet. 402 ACMYNOC No, I haven't found it yet. 403 ACMYNOC I'm not in the mood for your questions. Goodbye. 404 ACMYNOC Things are not going well, Chosen One. The drought is getting worse and our crops are sure to fail. We are trying to salvage what we can to build up our food reserves. 405 ACMYNOC Why no trade with other village? 406 ACMYNOC Me doing best me can. Me find GECK. Me return. 407 ACMYNOC Why can't we trade with other villages for the food we need? 408 ACMYNOC I'm doing my best. When I find the GECK I'll return with it. 409 ACMYNOC We are a simple people and have little to offer in trade. The few towns that we have contacted while you were away have shown no interest in helping us. 410 ACMYNOC Me see. 411 ACMYNOC I see. 412 ACMYNOC You are our hope, Chosen One. Please do not fail us! 413 ACMYNOC It is good to see you, Chosen One. How fares your quest? 414 ACMYNOC Me still look. 415 ACMYNOC I'm still looking. 416 ACMYNOC I don't want to talk about it. 417 ACMYNOC You must hurry. Things are getting worse here at home. Soon there will be little food and the Elder speaks of rationing what we have. I fear for the future of Arroyo. 418 ACMYNOC Chosen One! Please tell me that you have completed your quest. Our village is dying, and so are our people. 419 ACMYNOC No, me still look. 420 ACMYNOC No, I'm still looking. 421 ACMYNOC How are things? 422 ACMYNOC I am sorry, Chosen One, but I am beginning to question my faith in you. The very lives of our people are in your hands. Please find the holy Thirteen and return to us with the GECK! 423 ACMYNOC Our crops fail, the brahmin die, everyone goes hungry now. The cries of the children at night allow no one any sleep. We are becoming a desperate people. 424 ACMYNOC Me continue look. 425 ACMYNOC I'll do what I can. 426 ACMYNOC Once again you return to us, Chosen One. Not empty-handed, I hope? 427 ACMYNOC Me sorry, no find GECK yet. 428 ACMYNOC I'm sorry, I still haven't found the GECK. 429 ACMYNOC I've had enough of this. 430 ACMYNOC People are dying here while you stroll about the lands. Perhaps you should be searching elsewhere instead of returning here. 500 ACMYNOC Have you talked to the Elder yet? 1000 ACMYNOC Elder 1001 ACMYNOC Founder 1002 ACMYNOC Vault Dweller 1003 ACMYNOC Arroyo 1004 ACMYNOC Klamath 1005 ACMYNOC Vault 1006 ACMYNOC Chosen One 1007 ACMYNOC Shaman 1008 ACMYNOC Hakunin 1009 ACMYNOC Healing Powder 1010 ACMYNOC Bridge 1011 ACMYNOC Mynoc 1100 ACMYNOC The Elder is your mother and our leader. 1101 ACMYNOC Our great ancestor who gave us knowledge. 1102 ACMYNOC The first to fight and win over chaos. 1103 ACMYNOC That would be our beautiful village. 1104 ACMYNOC That�s a trading outpost a few days east of here. 1105 ACMYNOC The Vault is heaven. 1106 ACMYNOC You are the Chosen One. 1107 ACMYNOC He heals us with his herbs and magic. He is in the north part of our village. 1108 ACMYNOC He heals us with his herbs and magic. He is in the north part of our village. 1109 ACMYNOC It is a magic powder which will heal you, but will make you sleepy. 1110 ACMYNOC The Great Bridge exits our village in the south. 100 ACNAGOR You see your young cousin, Nagor. You don't see his dog, Smoke, anywhere. 101 ACNAGOR You've known Nagor since he was an infant, and have always helped him when you could. 102 ACNAGOR Cousin, am I glad to see you! I need your help. 302 ACNAGOR Cousin, am I glad to see you! I need your help. 103 ACNAGOR Sorry, but I don't have the time. 104 ACNAGOR What do you need help with? 105 ACNAGOR Then I'll go out in the wilds myself! 106 ACNAGOR Hold on there... what was it you need help with? 107 ACNAGOR You do that. 108 ACNAGOR Smoke ran off into the hunting grounds and hasn't come back and now Morlis won't let me go find him. She says it's too dangerous and he's just a dog, but I was going to go anyway. But now you're here and you could do it and I wouldn't get in trouble. 109 ACNAGOR Sure. But where are the hunting grounds? 110 ACNAGOR Sure. I'll find him right now. 111 ACNAGOR Forget it, I don't have time for this. 112 ACNAGOR What'd you do, get hit in the head with a rock? They're on the far side of Hakunin's tent, north of the village. 113 ACNAGOR I'll be back with him soon. 114 ACNAGOR Have you found Smoke yet? 115 ACNAGOR No, not yet. Where did you say the hunting grounds were? 116 ACNAGOR No, not yet. 117 ACNAGOR Have you found Smoke yet? 118 ACNAGOR No, not yet. I'll be back soon, though. 119 ACNAGOR I am sorry, but he is dead. 120 ACNAGOR You're just saying that 'cause you don't wanna look! I don't care what Morlis says, I'm going to find him. 121 ACNAGOR Nagor, what if something happens to you? Morlis would be alone and that would make her real sad. You don't want to make her sad, do you? 122 ACNAGOR You do that. 123 ACNAGOR Well... no, I don't want to do that. Okay, I won't go, but it's not fair! 124 ACNAGOR Smoke will be okay. Goodbye. 125 ACNAGOR You found Smoke! Thanks! Smoke, you're a bad dog! 126 ACNAGOR You're welcome. Goodbye. 127 ACNAGOR Thanks again. I hope you have a really fun trip! 128 ACNAGOR I miss Smoke. Why couldn't you save him? You're the Chosen One. 129 ACNAGOR I'm busy, dumb one. Go play someplace else. 130 ACNAGOR I go. 131 ACNAGOR I'm going after Smoke. 200 ACNAGOR Hello cousin... uh, I mean Chosen One. I hope you've found the GECK. I've heard a lot of talk about hard times to come. 201 ACNAGOR Hello cousin... uh, I mean Chosen One. I hope you've found the GECK. I've heard a lot of talk about hard times to come. 202 ACNAGOR Me still look, Nagor. 203 ACNAGOR I'm still looking, nephew. 204 ACNAGOR Welcome home, cousin. Things are getting a little tight around here. Have you found the holy Thirteen and the GECK? 205 ACNAGOR Welcome home, cousin. Things are getting a little tight around here. Have you found the holy Thirteen and the GECK? 206 ACNAGOR Me not find. Sorry. 207 ACNAGOR I'm sorry, Nagor. I'm still looking. 208 ACNAGOR Hello again, cousin. I guess you've noticed that things are really falling apart here. Please find the GECK. We are in desperate need! 209 ACNAGOR Hello again, cousin. I guess you've noticed that things are really falling apart here. Please find the GECK. We are in desperate need! 210 ACNAGOR Hi, cousin. 211 ACNAGOR Hi, cousin. 212 ACNAGOR You not sound like usual self. 213 ACNAGOR You don't sound like your usual self. 214 ACNAGOR I'm sorry, cousin. Things have been getting worse and worse since you last left. People are sick, the brahmin are dying and... I... my dog Smoke died - Morlis cooked him. I miss him so much. Sorry, but I can't really talk any more... 215 ACNAGOR I'm sorry, cousin. Things have been getting worse and worse since you last left. People are sick, the brahmin are dying and... I... my dog Smoke died. I miss him so much. Sorry, but I can't really talk any more... 100 ACSPORPL You see a plant of dark soul. 101 ACSPORPL These plants aren�t just harmful to the garden. They also have the ability to attack humans and other creatures. 102 ACSPORPL These plants of dark soul are an odd mutation. It is doubtful that they mutated this way as a result of natural causes. 103 ACSPORPL You notice nothing extra about these plants - other than the fact that they attack humans. 100 ACTEMVIL You see Cameron, a fellow tribesman. 101 ACTEMVIL You see Cameron. 102 ACTEMVIL You see a young man with bulging muscles and a very confident air about him. 103 ACTEMVIL Greetings, 104 ACTEMVIL . I have the honor of being your final challenge. To continue in your quest you must defeat me in unarmed combat. Shall we begin? 105 ACTEMVIL Me got questions. 106 ACTEMVIL Okay, we fight. 107 ACTEMVIL No, me get ready first. 108 ACTEMVIL I've got some questions for you first. 109 ACTEMVIL Sure, let's party. 110 ACTEMVIL I think I need a moment to prepare for this. 111 ACTEMVIL What would you like to know? 112 ACTEMVIL Why we fight? 113 ACTEMVIL We fight to death? 114 ACTEMVIL We fight unarmed? 115 ACTEMVIL Okay, we fight now. 116 ACTEMVIL Me need get ready. 117 ACTEMVIL Why do we have to fight? 118 ACTEMVIL Is this a fight to the death? 119 ACTEMVIL You say that we are to fight unarmed? 120 ACTEMVIL Let's get this fight over with. 121 ACTEMVIL I need a moment to prepare for the fight. 122 ACTEMVIL The path of the Chosen One is not an easy trail to walk, 123 ACTEMVIL . You will be faced with many challenges throughout your lifetime, and the most difficult of these will be dealing with your fellow man. There will come a time when diplomacy and tact will prove to be useless and your hand must be raised instead. This challenge prepares you to face another human, look him in the eyes, and know that you may have to kill him. 124 ACTEMVIL Okay. 125 ACTEMVIL I see. 126 ACTEMVIL No, my friend, you need only defeat me. When the time comes, we will end the battle. 127 ACTEMVIL Me understand. 128 ACTEMVIL All right. 129 ACTEMVIL Yes. Weapons tend to distance us from battle and desensitize the effects of our actions against others. When you strike another human being with your bare fist, you both see and feel the pain you cause. Battle becomes very personal and all too real then. This is an important lesson for you, 130 ACTEMVIL . 131 ACTEMVIL Me got it. 132 ACTEMVIL I understand. 133 ACTEMVIL Very well. Shall we begin? 134 ACTEMVIL Me ready. 135 ACTEMVIL No, me get ready first. 136 ACTEMVIL I'm ready. 137 ACTEMVIL No, I need some time to prepare. 138 ACTEMVIL Very well. Return and tell me when you are ready for your challenge. 139 ACTEMVIL Are you ready for your challenge, 140 ACTEMVIL ? 141 ACTEMVIL Me ready. 142 ACTEMVIL Me not ready yet. 143 ACTEMVIL I think so. 144 ACTEMVIL No, give me a minute. 145 ACTEMVIL Excellent! Your equipment will be kept in the trunk outside of the room. You can get it after the fight. Let the fight begin! Good luck to you 146 ACTEMVIL . 147 ACTEMVIL It is good to see you again, Chosen One. How may I help you? 148 ACTEMVIL Me want visit temple again. 149 ACTEMVIL Want fight again? 150 ACTEMVIL Just say hello. Me go now. 151 ACTEMVIL I'd like to visit the temple again. 152 ACTEMVIL Hello, Cameron. Ready for another fight? 153 ACTEMVIL Just thought I'd say hi. See you later. 154 ACTEMVIL Take the path to my left, Chosen One. It leads to the temple proper. The cave entrance behind me will return you to the last chamber. 155 ACTEMVIL Okay, me go. 156 ACTEMVIL All right. Thanks 157 ACTEMVIL No thank you, Chosen One. I still carry the bruises from our last encounter and will need years to recover! 158 ACTEMVIL Go bye, Cameron. 159 ACTEMVIL Ha! Good day to you, Cameron. 160 ACTEMVIL Chosen One, my ass. I am going to make you the dead one! 161 ACTEMVIL You have defeated me. You are worthy, Chosen One. 165 ACTEMVIL I disagree with you. I think that a peaceful solution to any problem is possible. 166 ACTEMVIL You may be correct, 167 ACTEMVIL , but not in our current situation. You must defeat me to succeed in your trial. 168 ACTEMVIL Look, I don't know all of your strengths and weaknesses, and you don't know mine. Accidents do happen, so what if one of us inadvertently kills the other other? Let's just end this now rather than take that chance, okay? 169 ACTEMVIL Hmm... I see your point. I wouldn't want to be responsible for killing you when all I meant to do was test your mettle. Very well -- you may pass, Chosen One. 170 ACTEMVIL Hmm... I see your point. However, we must still do battle. I will simply take care not to hurt you too much. 171 ACTEMVIL Thanks! I'll see you back in the village. 172 ACTEMVIL I see. 200 ACTEMVIL I don't seem to remember our last battle, Chosen One. I will always wonder how you managed to get past me. 201 ACTEMVIL You have a tongue of purest silver, Chosen One. Your skill with words will open many doors for you. 300 ACTEMVIL And to you as well, Chosen One. May the spirits guid you on your quest. 301 ACTEMVIL Thanks, Cameron. 302 ACTEMVIL Chosen One, I could not help but notice that you lack strong combat skills. It has been my experience that you can not always rely on your wits or words for protection. With your permission I will teach you a few things that I think you will find most useful. 303 ACTEMVIL Yes, you teach. 304 ACTEMVIL No, me not need. 305 ACTEMVIL Yes, please teach me all that you can. 306 ACTEMVIL Thanks, but I think I can handle myself just fine. 307 ACTEMVIL You learn well, Chosen One. I think you will be able to handle yourself in a fight now. However, remember that even the strongest of warriors must sometimes retreat. There is no shame in living to fight another day. 308 ACTEMVIL Me thank you, Cameron. 309 ACTEMVIL Thanks, Cameron. I will remember your words. 310 ACTEMVIL Very well. Return to me if you change your mind. 311 ACTEMVIL Me thank you, Cameron. 100 ACVILLGR You see a male villager. 101 ACVILLGR You see a female villager. 150 ACVILLGR A kindly member of your village. 151 ACVILLGR [TALK] 152 ACVILLGR Hello! I hear you are the Chosen One. Now, perhaps, our village can be saved. 153 ACVILLGR Can you tell me where I can find more healing powder? 154 ACVILLGR What can you tell me of the traders who trade with us? 155 ACVILLGR It is good to see you, but I must be going. 156 ACVILLGR Gods protect you on your journey. 157 ACVILLGR I do have a question for you. 158 ACVILLGR Goodbye, my friend. 159 ACVILLGR Go see Hakunin in the north corner of the village. He can help you. 160 ACVILLGR Thank you. Goodbye. 161 ACVILLGR Oh, it's not my place to deal with the traders. Talk to Mynoc, the guardian of the great bridge. He sees them all. 162 ACVILLGR Thank you. Goodbye. 163 ACVILLGR Could you tell me where the great bridge is located? 164 ACVILLGR One more question, if I may. 165 ACVILLGR Good joke, Chosen One! You know where it is. That way -- to the south. 166 ACVILLGR Thank you. Goodbye. 167 ACVILLGR One more question, if I may. 168 ACVILLGR Of course, what is it? 169 ACVILLGR Could you tell me where I can find some healing herbs? 170 ACVILLGR What can you tell me of the traders who trade with us? 171 ACVILLGR Never mind. 172 ACVILLGR Oh gods -- may the spirit of the Founder guide you. If you're the Chosen One, we're going to need it. 173 ACVILLGR Uun Ga. 174 ACVILLGR Have a safe journey. 175 ACVILLGR ???? 176 ACVILLGR We're doomed! You have failed your quest. 177 ACVILLGR You cannot continue like this. 180 ACVILLGR You are a traitor to your own people. 181 ACVILLGR Why do you do this? 182 ACVILLGR You are evil. The Chosen One is evil! 183 ACVILLGR They come to our village from the east, but their goods are poor. 184 ACVILLGR Could you tell me where I can find some healing herbs? 185 ACVILLGR Thank you. Goodbye. 186 ACVILLGR One more question, if I may. 300 ACVILLGR Hello, Chosen One. Nice to see you again. I pray that your holy quest is going well. Is there something I can help you with? 301 ACVILLGR Chosen One, our people are dying. You must hurry your search for the holy GECK. What may I do to aid you in this most holy of quests? 302 ACVILLGR We are running out of time, Chosen One. Please, finish your holy quest soon. We can not afford to wait much longer. If there's anythying I can do to help you to save us, let me know. 303 ACVILLGR Chosen One, our village is almost dead... you're our only hope. Is there anything I could tell you that would aide you in our salvation? 1000 ACVILLGR Elder 1001 ACVILLGR Founder 1002 ACVILLGR Vault Dweller 1003 ACVILLGR Arroyo 1004 ACVILLGR Klamath 1005 ACVILLGR Vault 1006 ACVILLGR Chosen One 1007 ACVILLGR Shaman 1008 ACVILLGR Hakunin 1009 ACVILLGR Healing Powder 1010 ACVILLGR Bridge 1011 ACVILLGR Mynoc 1100 ACVILLGR The Elder is your mother and our leader. 1101 ACVILLGR Our great ancestor who gave us knowledge. 1102 ACVILLGR The first to fight and win over chaos. 1103 ACVILLGR That would be our beautiful village. 1104 ACVILLGR That�s a trading outpost a few days east of here. 1105 ACVILLGR The Vault is heaven. 1106 ACVILLGR You are the Chosen One. 1107 ACVILLGR He heals us with his herbs and magic. He is in the north part of our village. 1108 ACVILLGR He heals us with his herbs and magic. He is in the north part of our village. 1109 ACVILLGR It is a magic powder which will heal you, but will make you sleepy. 1110 ACVILLGR The Great Bridge exits our village in the south. 100 ACWARIOR You see a tribesman. 101 ACWARIOR You see a tribeswoman. 150 ACWARIOR Before you stands a large warrior of your village, wearing pants fashioned from animal hides. 151 ACWARIOR [TALK] 152 ACWARIOR Hello, Chosen One, can I help you in your quest? 153 ACWARIOR I�m just looking around the village one last time before I leave. 154 ACWARIOR What can you tell me of the traders who trade with us? 155 ACWARIOR Could you tell me where I can find more healing powder? 156 ACWARIOR Gods give you speed to bring back Eden before it is too late. 157 ACWARIOR I do have a question for you. 158 ACWARIOR Goodbye, my friend. 159 ACWARIOR Oh, you're testing me. Go see Hakunin in the north corner of the village. He makes our medicines. 160 ACWARIOR Thank you. Goodbye. 161 ACWARIOR Well, I've seen them when Mynoc has us guard the bridge, but he does all the dealing. Talk to him at the great bridge. 162 ACWARIOR Thank you. Goodbye. 163 ACWARIOR Could tell me where the great bridge is located? 164 ACWARIOR One more question, if I may. 165 ACWARIOR Chosen One? The great bridge is at the south end of the village. You know, you've been there many times. 166 ACWARIOR Thank you. Goodbye. 167 ACWARIOR One more question, if I may. 168 ACWARIOR Of course, what is it? 169 ACWARIOR Could you tell me where I can find some healing herbs? 170 ACWARIOR What can you tell me of the traders who trade with us? 171 ACWARIOR Never mind. 172 ACWARIOR Ah, dull one. They say you are the Chosen One. I must say the spirit of the Founder works in strange ways. 173 ACWARIOR Oon Ga. 174 ACWARIOR Have a safe journey, dull one -- for our sake. 175 ACWARIOR ???? 176 ACWARIOR You betray us. You must die. 177 ACWARIOR A traitor to your own people! 178 ACWARIOR Why do you do this? 179 ACWARIOR Death to the evil one! 180 ACWARIOR They are nothing to us! They scavenge the dying corpse of the wastes to live. 181 ACWARIOR Could you tell me where I can find some healing herbs? 182 ACWARIOR Thank you. Goodbye. 183 ACWARIOR One more question, if i may. 300 ACWARIOR Hello again, Chosen One. May the warrior spirits protect and guide you. 301 ACWARIOR Are you having difficulites, Chosen One? You must not fail us - please hurry. 302 ACWARIOR Why do you wait so long? We must have the GECK soon. Chosen One, our village is dying. 303 ACWARIOR Chosen One, our village is almost dead. Why have you not brought the holy GECK to us yet? 970 ACWARIOR That is my name. 971 ACWARIOR You are talking to me. 972 ACWARIOR What a silly question. That's me. 980 ACWARIOR I don't know anything about that. 981 ACWARIOR Sorry. No clue. 982 ACWARIOR Never heard of it. 1000 ACWARIOR Elder 1001 ACWARIOR Founder 1002 ACWARIOR Vault Dweller 1003 ACWARIOR Arroyo 1004 ACWARIOR Klamath 1005 ACWARIOR Vault 1006 ACWARIOR Chosen One 1007 ACWARIOR Shaman 1008 ACWARIOR Hakunin 1009 ACWARIOR Healing Powder 1010 ACWARIOR Bridge 1011 ACWARIOR Mynoc 1100 ACWARIOR The Elder is your mother and our leader. 1101 ACWARIOR Our great ancestor who gave us knowledge. 1102 ACWARIOR The first to fight and win over chaos. 1103 ACWARIOR That would be our beautiful village. 1104 ACWARIOR That�s a trading outpost a few days east of here. 1105 ACWARIOR The Vault is heaven. 1106 ACWARIOR You are the Chosen One. 1107 ACWARIOR He heals us with his herbs and magic. He is in the north part of our village. 1108 ACWARIOR He heals us with his herbs and magic. He is in the north part of our village. 1109 ACWARIOR It is a magic powder which will heal you, but will make you sleepy. 1110 ACWARIOR The Great Bridge exits our village in the south. 10 AFAILED Chosen. The village dies. All of our futures die, too. 100 AHELDER You see the Elder of your village. 101 AHELDER It is the Elder. 102 AHELDER The Elder is just that - old, older than you can remember. Still, she has the strength and fire to lead the village through these hard times. 103 AHELDER Congratulations, Chosen One, you have survived the Temple of Trials. Are you ready for your quest? 104 AHELDER What were you doing - trying to get me killed in the temple? 105 AHELDER Of course. 106 AHELDER I'd like to think about it some more. 107 AHELDER I am proud of you, Chosen. You have overcome much. Now. You must go find Vault 13. Vault 13. Bring the GECK home. GECK. Here is a shiny bottle. Vic gave us this. Vic. He is a trader in Klamath. Klamath. Go to Vic. Find Vault 13. Find GECK. Come home. Do your best, child. 112 AHELDER You not find vault. Find vault! Vault 13. 113 AHELDER Uh. 114 AHELDER Chosen One, do you wish us all dead? You must find the Vault! 115 AHELDER I'm sorry, Elder. I will not fail. 116 AHELDER Yeah, yeah. Stop yelling. 117 AHELDER Chosen One, why are you here? 118 AHELDER I know where Vault 13 is! 119 AHELDER I am ready for the holy quest. 120 AHELDER I need some more info. 121 AHELDER I'm not going to get myself killed! 122 AHELDER What was I supposed to do again? 123 AHELDER I'm going now. 124 AHELDER That is good news, but not enough to save us. You must come back soon with the GECK or our people will die! 125 AHELDER I need some more info. 126 AHELDER Fine, I'm going now. 127 AHELDER You survived. The Chosen One cannot be weak or we are all doomed. Are you prepared for your quest? 128 AHELDER I've passed the test. Of course, I'm ready. 129 AHELDER I need to think about this. 130 AHELDER I'm not going to get myself killed! 131 AHELDER Pay attention. Find the holy Vault 13 and bring back the GECK. Vic, the trader from Klamath, brought us the flask from the holy Thirteen. Start your search with him. The disk will remind you of your task. May the gods of the Vault watch over you. 133 AHELDER Before I go, I have some questions. 134 AHELDER Goodbye. I will not fail the tribe. 135 AHELDER Very well. See me when you decide - but do not wait too long. 136 AHELDER Goodbye. 137 AHELDER I cannot help much. So much has been lost from the Long Ago. What wisdom do you seek? 138 AHELDER What do you need? 139 AHELDER Tell me more about the GECK. 140 AHELDER How do I get to Klamath? 141 AHELDER Where is Vault 13? 142 AHELDER On second thought, I don't need any help now. Goodbye. 143 AHELDER It is a holy artifact - the Garden of Eden Creation Kit. The disks promise it will make our lands green and our village prosperous. It will save us. More, I do not know. 144 AHELDER There's more I want to know. 145 AHELDER Goodbye. 146 AHELDER Klamath is to the east. 147 AHELDER There are other things I would learn. 148 AHELDER I am ready. Goodbye. 149 AHELDER The holy Thirteen? I can not help you. Only the Vault Dweller knew. His tales have the sound of a perilous journey. 150 AHELDER I see. There is much I need to know. 151 AHELDER Goodbye, Elder. 152 AHELDER Being a coward will kill us all! Including you. You passed the Temple Trials. We have faith in you. We need you. 153 AHELDER Not so fast, old woman. I need time to think about this! 154 AHELDER As you wish, Elder. 155 AHELDER You've betrayed us. You will perish. 156 AHELDER You are a traitor! 157 AHELDER Why do you do this? 158 AHELDER I knew you had the soul of darkness! 159 AHELDER Then take this flask. It is from the holy Vault 13. Vic, a trader in Klamath, brought it to us. He may know where the vault is. You may also need some of what they call money. Here. 160 AHELDER Uh� What was my quest again? 161 AHELDER Is there more you can tell me? 162 AHELDER Wish me luck, Elder, and I will not fail you. 163 AHELDER Find Vic in Klamath. We are counting on you. 164 AHELDER It's good to see you again, Child. I don't mean to be abrupt but I see you haven't completed your quest to find the holy Thirteen. Please, let's not waste time talking. The need of our people is great. Go find the Vault! 165 AHELDER Me go now. 166 AHELDER All right, I'm going. 167 AHELDER I will not fail you elder. 168 AHELDER I'm working on it, Ok? 169 AHELDER Once again you return without the GECK. Our crops begin to fail us, Chosen. Our need becomes greater with the passage of time. Go find the holy Thirteen! 170 AHELDER Ok, me go now. 171 AHELDER Yes, Elder. 172 AHELDER I will not fail you or our people, Elder. 173 AHELDER Look. If you think you can do better... 174 AHELDER Chosen One, things are not well here. We need the GECK if our village is to survive. Our people grow weak with hunger and our food reserves will not last much longer. Please, find the holy Thirteen and return to us. Go now. 175 AHELDER Me go. 176 AHELDER Very well. I'm on my way. 177 AHELDER I will do my best to find the GECK and save our village. 178 AHELDER Don't push me, old woman. I'm doing my best. 179 AHELDER Child, our need is greater than ever before. Our people sicken, the brahmin are dying, and our food is all but gone. The blight of the land can only be cured with the GECK. Go, find the GECK and save our people. 180 AHELDER Me understand. 181 AHELDER I'm on my way. 182 AHELDER Forgive me Elder. I will find the GECK without delay. 183 AHELDER Yeah, yeah. You're beginning to sound like a broken disk... 200 AHELDER Chosen One! How did you get here? 201 AHELDER Uhh� duh? 202 AHELDER I've come to rescue you. 203 AHELDER What the hell's going on here? 204 AHELDER You monster! Have you come to kill me, too? 205 AHELDER Uhhh? 206 AHELDER No, it's me, the Chosen One! 207 AHELDER Oh, shut up, you old bitch! It's me, your Chosen One. 208 AHELDER Oh, gods... Listen - go down. Find machine that makes power. Kill machine. Kill bad men. Kill everybody! You kill, we go home. Also, if you not have GECK then look for GECK here. Must have GECK to save village! Freedom is nothing without home to return to. Understand? Oh, gods. 209 AHELDER Uh -huh! 210 AHELDER Careful, do not touch the glow wall. I think the machine that feeds it is beneath us. Destroy it so we may escape. How did you get here? 211 AHELDER I have a ship. 212 AHELDER Men came to our village in flying machines and took us. There were others, too - from the holy Thirteen! I thought we were saved. I thought we were going to heaven. (sigh) 213 AHELDER And then? 214 AHELDER Then they brought us here, to hell. They have killed most of us with something they call effeevee. They will kill us all before they are through! Do you know what must be done, Chosen One? 215 AHELDER Effeevee? 216 AHELDER Yes. 217 AHELDER No. 218 AHELDER If you destroy the machine, we will find the ship. Hurry, there are not many of us left. 219 AHELDER What happened? 220 AHELDER I understand. 221 AHELDER You must destroy the machine and kill the devils in this place. We will meet you outside! And Chosen One, if you have not found the GECK, seek it here. Our freedom is nothing if we can not save our village. Now go! 222 AHELDER Goodbye. 223 AHELDER I am still the Elder. Remember your place! Apologize or I will not help you anymore. 224 AHELDER Sorry, you're not an old bitch. What's going on? 225 AHELDER Like you could help me in there? Fuck off and die. 226 AHELDER Go away. You are no better than these devils. I weep you were named the Chosen One. 227 AHELDER Why are you here? Every minute you waste another of our people could be killed. And don't forget the GECK! We must have it. 228 AHELDER Nuh?? 229 AHELDER Where was I supposed to go? 230 AHELDER Just wanted to annoy you. I'm on it. Don't worry. 231 AHELDER (sigh) Go below. Kill. Smash machines. Go now! 232 AHELDER Listen this time! Go to the levels below us. Find the machine that makes power. Stop it and we can escape. The men here are not true to the Vault dream. They are evil. Also, if you have not yet found the GECK, seek it here. Our freedom is nothing if our village can not be saved. Now go! 233 AHELDER Got it. 234 AHELDER That is what they call it. They stick needles into our skin, like stimpacks, but then terrible things happen. Then... (chokes up) 235 AHELDER Then what? 236 AHELDER This is going to make me sick, isn't it? 237 AHELDER Then the skin bubbles like maggots beneath it. Boils grow and burst. Blood runs from your ears and your tongue swells. Those who are lucky choke to death. Those who are not� 238 AHELDER They'll pay. 100 AHHAKUN Before you stands Hakunin, the village shaman. He appraises you with his crazy eyes from somewhere in the world only he inhabits�.. 101 AHHAKUN You see Hakunin lying on the ground. He's badly wounded. 102 AHHAKUN You see Hakunin. He's very near death. 103 AHHAKUN Hakunin is badly burned. He smells like roast chicken, looks like burnt meatloaf, and you don't know how he's managed to stay alive this long. 104 AHHAKUN Greetings, Chosen. Why does the earth before me warm to the touch of your passing? 105 AHHAKUN Uh? 106 AHHAKUN I've come to say goodbye. I'm leaving on my holy quest. 107 AHHAKUN I'm heading out. I was hoping just this once you'd talk like a real person. 108 AHHAKUN You are doing just way too many chems. I'm outta here. 109 AHHAKUN I'm hurt. Can you heal me? 110 AHHAKUN There were some pretty nasty plants infesting your garden- I've taken care of them for you. 111 AHHAKUN Please reveal to clouded eyes the purpose of your passage. 112 AHHAKUN Uh? 113 AHHAKUN I've come to say goodbye. I'm leaving on my holy quest. 114 AHHAKUN I'm heading out. I was hoping just this once you'd talk like a real person. 115 AHHAKUN You are doing just way too many chems. I'm outta here. 116 AHHAKUN There were some pretty nasty plants infesting your garden- I've taken care of them for you. 117 AHHAKUN The Earth sings with the news of a champion upon the land.... Perhaps, before you go, you would bestow a kindness? 118 AHHAKUN Sure. What do you need? 119 AHHAKUN It depends� what'll you give me? 120 AHHAKUN The views of the world are many - a lesson you will learn soon.... Perhaps, before you reap the experiences of life, you would bestow a kindness? 121 AHHAKUN Did you just ask me to do you a favor? If so, sure, why not? 122 AHHAKUN I'll do something for you, but since I have to work this hard just to understand you, this task will cost. 123 AHHAKUN A blessing on you, for you are truly a child of nature. Would you please use your special talents and rid my garden of the plants of dark soul? 124 AHHAKUN Uh-huh. 125 AHHAKUN Nuh-uh. Youuu. Giv. Hed hurt. 126 AHHAKUN May your aura grace my presence when you are... Oh, come to my door when you're done and I'll give you something good. 127 AHHAKUN Urgh. 128 AHHAKUN The plants of dark soul have infested my garden again. Many seasons have touched my bones and I am too frail for that fight which is eternal in nature. I ask that you be my champion. 129 AHHAKUN I don't think so. I need to start my quest right away. 130 AHHAKUN I know you're not a bad guy, but I've got a headache already, so I think I'll have to pass. 131 AHHAKUN Forget it. I'm the future leader of this tribe and it would be undignified for me to do your gardening for you. 132 AHHAKUN I'd be honored, holy one. 133 AHHAKUN Did you just ask me to weed your garden? If that's the case, okay. 134 AHHAKUN For a price. 135 AHHAKUN To ask payment for a gift will bring you less than the gift itself. I will give you such and add the lesson of your self-disappointment at the receiving. 136 AHHAKUN Good enough. Where's the garden? 137 AHHAKUN You know, a nice gift would be to SPEAK ENGLISH! 138 AHHAKUN What if I give you a lesson in disappointment and leave right now? Bye. 139 AHHAKUN Well, if that's your attitude, I don't think I'm interested. Goodbye. 140 AHHAKUN If we speak the same words, do we mean the same thing? Do words always carry the same touch of a soul? 141 AHHAKUN Oh, yeah. Much better. And the lesson I learned is to shut up and just ask where the garden is. 142 AHHAKUN Let's try the word, "goodbye." It means I'm leaving. 143 AHHAKUN Surely you remember it is to the northeast, foolish one. 144 AHHAKUN Thank you for your help. 145 AHHAKUN Thanks. I actually understood that. 146 AHHAKUN Are you calling me a fool? I don't think I want to help you, after all. 147 AHHAKUN I'll be back for my payment soon. 148 AHHAKUN The burden you carry now will grow ever heavier. 149 AHHAKUN May the gods bless your efforts, Chosen. May your aura grace my presence when the earth breathes clean again. 150 AHHAKUN I take it you want to see me again when I'm done... You could have just said so, you know. 151 AHHAKUN Goodbye. 152 AHHAKUN Ha! The founder's spirit lives in you. Focus in to fortify the self to expand the greatness to enable such to touch the world. Of course, the rewards will be more than those of the spirit. 153 AHHAKUN Sounds good. I'll be back when I'm done. 154 AHHAKUN So, I'm getting an actual thing in payment. Good enough. See ya later. 155 AHHAKUN I think you've been playing with those plants way too much. To avoid your fate, I'm staying away from the garden. 156 AHHAKUN Time can neither be wasted or saved- it must always be now. The actions create the fabric of your life. 157 AHHAKUN Uh, right. Like I said, I've got to go. Goodbye. 158 AHHAKUN You know, talking to you makes me wonder about that time can't be wasted idea. I'm outta here. 159 AHHAKUN If only I had your wisdom, wise one. Forgive me- of course I'll take care of it for you. 160 AHHAKUN You may bear the mantle of the Chosen, but your dark soul cries from within. 161 AHHAKUN I beg your forgiveness, holy one. How can I cleanse my soul? 162 AHHAKUN That's right, Hakunin, and you'd be a real wise man not to forget it. 163 AHHAKUN My head aches from within listening to you. I'm gone. 164 AHHAKUN Booka! 165 AHHAKUN Cleanse your soul as you would banish demons from my garden. 166 AHHAKUN It shall be done, wise one. I will come seek your forgiveness after I have purified your garden. 167 AHHAKUN You're trying to say that weeding your garden will be good for me, right? Well, okay, I'll give it a try. 168 AHHAKUN I kinda like my soul the way it is. Bye. 169 AHHAKUN I'm not worthy. I'll take my leave now. 170 AHHAKUN Chosen, once again the wholeness of your being is like a land blessed. 171 AHHAKUN Thank you. 172 AHHAKUN You mean I'm better, right? 173 AHHAKUN To make one whole instills a sense of fullness that you would be well to understand, Chosen. 174 AHHAKUN Wait, don't tell me. I'm better and you felt good doing it, right? Thanks. 175 AHHAKUN You are wise and kind, Holy One. 176 AHHAKUN In what way may I touch the chosen soul, Seed of the Dweller? 177 AHHAKUN Uh, where exactly is your garden? 178 AHHAKUN I'm hurt. Can you heal me? 179 AHHAKUN Oh, nothing. Goodbye. 180 AHHAKUN Ahh. You return the spirit of the Dweller to the world and bring a smile to the soul of an old man in passing. For this, I give you powders of healing. Remember, they fog the mind as they cleanse the body. 181 AHHAKUN Thank you. 182 AHHAKUN And also, will I mix the broc flower with the xander root together whenever you bring both to me. May your pathways be true and your heart follow suit. 183 AHHAKUN Where can I find these things? 184 AHHAKUN Thank you. 185 AHHAKUN I'm almost sorry to go. I can just about understand you now. Bye. 186 AHHAKUN Ah, Chosen, my garden is well- how is yours? 187 AHHAKUN I'm all right. 188 AHHAKUN I need healing. 189 AHHAKUN Where did you say the plants were? 190 AHHAKUN I don't have a garden- what the hell are you talking about this time? 191 AHHAKUN I'd like you to make some healing powder for me. 192 AHHAKUN Oh, never mind. I've got to go. 193 AHHAKUN Ow? 194 AHHAKUN Ooog! Bak! 195 AHHAKUN The pleasure of these words fills me. Alas, the gods whisper for my ear. Goodbye. 196 AHHAKUN Bye. 197 AHHAKUN Still mixing the herbs, huh? See you later. 198 AHHAKUN We all have gardens. May your journeys act as tending. Be well. I must seek audience with the gods now. 199 AHHAKUN See ya. 200 AHHAKUN I'm betting you carry your audience with you wherever you go. Be well. 201 AHHAKUN Look to the north, Chosen, and the way will be open. 202 AHHAKUN Okay. Thanks. 203 AHHAKUN I am honored to serve the Chosen. 204 AHHAKUN Such is life. Two creates a third. You will need both xander root and broc flower for the healing powder. 205 AHHAKUN Oh. Thanks 206 AHHAKUN Poo. 207 AHHAKUN May this be of no use. 208 AHHAKUN Okay. Thanks. 209 AHHAKUN Uh! 210 AHHAKUN You are well. 211 AHHAKUN Thank you. 212 AHHAKUN No lessons? No incomprehensible speeches? You sure you're okay? 213 AHHAKUN Welcome, Chosen. Bless us with words that the GECK will be found soon. Our village ails, our need is great, our time, short. 214 AHHAKUN Nuh. 215 AHHAKUN And your ability to speak normally, non-existent. I'm still trying. 216 AHHAKUN I'm on it. 217 AHHAKUN Get off my back, old man. I'm doing the best I can. 218 AHHAKUN I'm still looking, holy one. I hope to have the GECK soon. 219 AHHAKUN May the Earth cushion the steps you must take. 220 AHHAKUN May the Waters soothe your journey. 221 AHHAKUN May the Wind guide you to your goal. 222 AHHAKUN May the Fire toast your bottom until you get this done. 223 AHHAKUN Thanks. 224 AHHAKUN Say what?! 225 AHHAKUN Uh. 226 AHHAKUN Huh?! 227 AHHAKUN Welcome back, Chosen. I see by your face the salvation of the GECK is not yet ours. Be tireless as the ant before our reserves run out. You are our last hope. 228 AHHAKUN Uh-huh. 229 AHHAKUN I'm trying. I'd like to see the ant covering the miles I am. 230 AHHAKUN I'm doing my best. 231 AHHAKUN I'll double my efforts, holy one. I will not let you down. 232 AHHAKUN Yeah, yeah. I've heard it all before. 233 AHHAKUN Chosen - the village cries in desperation. The children are weak with hunger. Please, we can not hold out much longer. 234 AHHAKUN Uh-huh. 235 AHHAKUN I'm trying. I'm trying! Give me a break! 236 AHHAKUN I'll find the GECK, holy one. You have my word. 237 AHHAKUN I'll do my best to find the GECK. 238 AHHAKUN Chosen, the sands of time are but a few grains. Please. Bring the GECK soon and make the future of the village like the beach of the ocean. Quickly, before the last grain falls. 239 AHHAKUN Uh-huh. 240 AHHAKUN All right. I'm off to find it. 241 AHHAKUN Life's a beach, huh? 242 AHHAKUN I will find the GECK, holy one. I will not let our people down. 243 AHHAKUN Chosen, the spirits of our ancestors guide me to a world of dreams that I may touch thoughts. Our village suffers without the holy GECK. Your hands hold our lives as a father holds his children. 244 AHHAKUN Once again my spirit touches you from the void, Chosen. Our crops fail, our reserves are meager. Return to us with the GECK. Your failure is our last light. 245 AHHAKUN Chosen. The village weakens. It is harder to touch your dreams. You must hurry or we will all... 246 AHHAKUN Chosen? Chosen? Do you hear me? The village dies. All of our futures die, too. We have little left in both time and essence... Hurry. Hurry... 247 AHHAKUN Chosen - the shadow of darkness arrived before you. 248 AHHAKUN Owwww! 249 AHHAKUN What happened? 250 AHHAKUN You look bad. Let me help. 251 AHHAKUN Child of Nature, how could we put such a burden on your shoulders? (sigh) Your people have been taken. 252 AHHAKUN Uhh? 253 AHHAKUN Yes. Gone. Many dark souls came, riding the metal birds like a flock of hungry chittick bugs, hiding their evil in shiny skins. 254 AHHAKUN Ooo! Shiny Purty! 255 AHHAKUN No! Not shiny pretty! They kidnapped our people and took them to the southwest. 256 AHHAKUN Ow. 257 AHHAKUN Yes. Great sadness and pain. I stand between worlds to tell you, Chosen. Save your people. 258 AHHAKUN Uh? 259 AHHAKUN Chosen, please let my words touch you. Go southwest. South and west. Save our people. Save our people. 260 AHHAKUN Uh-huh.. 261 AHHAKUN Thank the ancestors. Now my soul my join the eternal song. Safe journey, Chosen. 262 AHHAKUN Go? 263 AHHAKUN Go!... 264 AHHAKUN Bye bye. 265 AHHAKUN Dark souls came. They took everyone. 266 AHHAKUN Dark souls? What do you mean? 267 AHHAKUN A rush of wind came. On it were great dragonflies that spat flame. Evil men crawled from the beasts' bellies and brought death to our warriors. 268 AHHAKUN Our warriors couldn't stop them? 269 AHHAKUN The spirit was willing, but the spearheads were weak. The evil ones burned our warriors with the lights of hell. 270 AHHAKUN They killed everyone? 271 AHHAKUN All were dead or taken. My spirit returned to flesh only to reveal the truth to the Chosen. 272 AHHAKUN What happened to the ones taken? 273 AHHAKUN The beasts swallowed all, then took to the winds. 274 AHHAKUN Uh, which way were the winds that they followed going? 275 AHHAKUN Did you never listen when I taught you the yearly dance of the wind spirits? South, of course. 276 AHHAKUN Your descriptions were so vivid and powerful, great Hakunin, that I was often stricken senseless for the duration of your lessons. 277 AHHAKUN Oh, those winds. Of course. 278 AHHAKUN Yes, they traveled the wind south. I overheard the dark souls speaking. They planned to rest their beasts at a place named Navarro before crossing the great basin of our earth-mother's tears. 279 AHHAKUN What shall I do? 280 AHHAKUN Basin of tears? 281 AHHAKUN For me, nothing. Chosen, you must seek the fold of the dark ones and rescue our people. 282 AHHAKUN I will try. 283 AHHAKUN You are the Chosen. You must do. 284 AHHAKUN Hakunin? 285 AHHAKUN First time I understood what you meant. 286 AHHAKUN An ocean of tears, cried by a mother for her children. 287 AHHAKUN Oh, the ocean. But what shall I do? 288 AHHAKUN A strange mist stole their minds and sent them to the land of Sleep. The evil ones walked among the dreamers, yet did not dream. 289 AHHAKUN And then? 290 AHHAKUN Too many seasons and too many wounds, Chosen. Instead, you must listen. 100 AICHEST You see a simple vase. 101 AICHEST You see a small chest. 102 AICHEST You see a sun-baked clay vase. 103 AICHEST You see a chest for the shaman's herbs. 100 AIVASE You see a simple vase. 0 ARBRIDGE ############################################################# # Message File: ArBridge.msg # # # # Note: Characters within curly braces (like line 100) # # will be read in as a message string. Caution # # should be used when making comments. All comments # # should be prepended with a pound symbol for # # visual ease. This does not comment out the line # # though. # # # # Purpose: This message file contains the dialog for a # # new character from which is used by the # # design tool. It will be updated using the # # the tool. This is just a tool file, and not # # meant to be used in the game. # # # # Log: Please note any changes that have been made to this # # file and comment which lines have changed. # # # # Created: December 04, 1997 # # # # Updated: # ############################################################# ############################################################# # The following lines are for the map script in describing # # what is happening when you first enter the map. # ############################################################# {100}{}{You are are standing at the Great Bridge, passageway from your village to the vast Wasteland.} 0 ARCAVES ############################################################# # Message File: ArCaves.msg # # # # Note: Characters within curly braces (like line 100) # # will be read in as a message string. Caution # # should be used when making comments. All comments # # should be prepended with a pound symbol for # # visual ease. This does not comment out the line # # though. # # # # Purpose: This message file contains the dialog for a # # new character from which is used by the # # design tool. It will be updated using the # # the tool. This is just a tool file, and not # # meant to be used in the game. # # # # Log: Please note any changes that have been made to this # # file and comment which lines have changed. # # # # Created: December 04, 1997 # # # # Updated: # ############################################################# ############################################################# # The following lines are for the map script in describing # # what is happening when you first enter the map. # ############################################################# {100}{}{You are in a dark, musty temple. The shadows seem to play tricks with your eyes, and you can hear the faint sound of movement.} 20 ARTIMER1 Chosen, the spirits of our ancestors guide me to world of dreams 70 ARTIMER1 that I may touch thoughts. 100 ARTIMER1 Our village suffers without the holy GECK. 170 ARTIMER1 Your hands hold our lives as a father holds his children. 15 ARTIMER2 Once again my spirit touches you from the void. 60 ARTIMER2 Chosen, our crops fail, our reserves are meager. 140 ARTIMER2 Return to us with the GECK. 175 ARTIMER2 Your failure is our lost light. 10 ARTIMER3 Chosen. The village weakens. It is harder to touch your dreams. 85 ARTIMER3 You must hurry or we will all... 10 ARTIMER4 Chosen? Chosen? Do you hear me? 90 ARTIMER4 The village dies. All of our futures die, too. 180 ARTIMER4 We have little left in both time and essence. 270 ARTIMER4 Hurry. Hurry... 0 ARVILLAG ############################################################# # Message File: ArVillag.msg # # # # Note: Characters within curly braces (like line 100) # # will be read in as a message string. Caution # # should be used when making comments. All comments # # should be prepended with a pound symbol for # # visual ease. This does not comment out the line # # though. # # # # Purpose: This message file contains the dialog for a # # new character from which is used by the # # design tool. It will be updated using the # # the tool. This is just a tool file, and not # # meant to be used in the game. # # # # Log: Please note any changes that have been made to this # # file and comment which lines have changed. # # # # Created: December 04, 1997 # # # # Updated: # ############################################################# ############################################################# # The following lines are for the map script in describing # # what is happening when you first enter the map. # ############################################################# {100}{}{You are once more in the village of your birth, Arroyo.} 100 ASWELL The well has not worked in a while. It needs to be repaired. 100 BCBILL You see a squatter. 101 BCBILL You see Bill, the squatter. 102 BCBILL You see a middle aged man wearing worn clothing. 103 BCBILL Sorry, stranger. I don't have time to chat with you. 104 BCBILL Hey, I said I don't have time to chat. Please go away. 105 BCBILL Thanks for helping Rebecca. That was a fine thing you did. 106 BCBILL Leave me alone. I'm no threat to you. 100 BCCRISSY You see a young woman. 101 BCCRISSY You see Chrissy, Rebecca's daughter. 102 BCCRISSY You see a pretty young woman. She looks confident and able to handle herself in a fight. 103 BCCRISSY If you're here to try and rape me, you're going to be wearing your balls as a bow tie. Get it? 104 BCCRISSY Let me guess. The guys are tired of me kicking them where it hurts, so they sent you in here to do something obscene. Well, I can hurt you just as bad; I just need to kick higher. Get it? 105 BCCRISSY Bow tie? 107 BCCRISSY What go on here? Who you? 109 BCCRISSY I'd like to know who you are and what is going on here. 110 BCCRISSY Yeah. A fancy piece of cloth worn around the neck for decoration. It's like a scarf, but for men. Now, just imagine me kicking you SO hard that you end up wearing your dangly about your neck. Get it? 111 BCCRISSY Me understand. You no hurt me. 112 BCCRISSY I got the picture; please don't hurt me. 113 BCCRISSY Okay, so why are you here? 115 BCCRISSY Me want know what go on here? Who you? 117 BCCRISSY I'd like to know who you are and what is going on here. 118 BCCRISSY Really? Awesome! Let's go. 119 BCCRISSY Okay. 120 BCCRISSY In a nutshell, my name is Chrissy and I'm from the Squat. I was out exploring last week when I found that entrance out there. I thought it might be an abandoned mine or something, so I decided to check it out. Well, it's not a mine; it's a secret entrance into Vault 15. The vault is being used as a base for a band of raiders called the Khans. They caught me snooping around and their leader, Darion, had me locked up in here. 121 BCCRISSY Okay. Me take you home. 122 BCCRISSY All right, I'll take you home. 123 BCCRISSY Well, I'll be damned. Today must be my lucky day. To what do I owe the pleasure of seeing you again? 125 BCCRISSY What go on here? Who you? 127 BCCRISSY I'd like to know who you are and what is going on here. 128 BCCRISSY Please take me to my mother, Rebecca. 129 BCCRISSY My knight in shining armor returns. Well, it would shine if you'd clean it every once in a while. Oh, and you might want to consider bathing yourself as well. So, what can I do for you? 130 BCCRISSY Me just say hi. Me go now. 131 BCCRISSY Just thought I'd say hello. I'll be going now. 132 BCCRISSY Hey, I know I have a smart mouth, but I want you to know that I'm very grateful for you saving my butt. Thanks very much! 133 BCCRISSY You welcome. 134 BCCRISSY You're welcome. 135 BCCRISSY The people of the Squat are protecting these guys by helping them keep the vault a secret, but they don't know what's really going on here. Darion told us that the vault was being repaired so we could have a safe place to live with lots of food and water, but it's all a lie. I've been in there and looked around. The vault is dead, and the food and water machines don't work. Our food and water's been coming from the spoils of raids against caravans. 100 BCDALIA You see a young woman in tattered clothing. 101 BCDALIA You see Dalia. 102 BCDALIA You see a young woman in tattered clothing. She seems very alert, and watches her surroundings carefully. 103 BCDALIA Hi. I'm Dalia. What can I help you with? 104 BCDALIA Nothing, just say hi. 105 BCDALIA Uh, who you? 106 BCDALIA What you do here? 107 BCDALIA You look like guard. 108 BCDALIA Me go now. 109 BCDALIA Just saying hello. 110 BCDALIA Who are you? 111 BCDALIA What are you doing? 112 BCDALIA You look like you're guarding that trail. 113 BCDALIA I'll be going now. 114 BCDALIA Well, hello to you. Now, I'm sorry, but you should go. 115 BCDALIA Me want talk. 116 BCDALIA Ok, me go. 117 BCDALIA I want to talk to you. 118 BCDALIA Bye. 119 BCDALIA I said I'm Dalia. Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I don't want to talk to anyone right now. Okay? 120 BCDALIA Okay, bye. 121 BCDALIA Just little more. 122 BCDALIA Then I'll leave. 123 BCDALIA I just want to ask you a question. 124 BCDALIA I like the fresh air, I like the trees, so I'm standing here. Do you have a problem with that? 125 BCDALIA Sorry, me go. 126 BCDALIA No, not problem. Me ask you something. 127 BCDALIA I don't have a problem, but I am curious about something. 128 BCDALIA Sorry, I'll be going then. 129 BCDALIA No, I'm not guarding the trail. There's nothing in this hole worth guarding. I told you, I'm enjoying the fresh air. Now go away. 130 BCDALIA You nice talk to. Me talk more. 131 BCDALIA Sorry me bother. Me go. 132 BCDALIA But we're having such a nice conversation, why stop? 133 BCDALIA I guess it's time to leave. 134 BCDALIA Oh no, it's the pest again. Look, I have nothing to say to you. Go away! 137 BCDALIA I have no quarrel with you. Leave me be. 140 BCDALIA Hi. I'm Dalia. What can I help you with? 141 BCDALIA Person go by here? In hurry? 142 BCDALIA Nothing. 143 BCDALIA Nothing. 144 BCDALIA Did you see someone go by here in a hurry? 145 BCDALIA I see people go by here every day. I really don't pay much attention to them. 146 BCDALIA Me not have time for you crap. 147 BCDALIA Oh, okay. 148 BCDALIA Girl life at stake. Young girl. Someone daughter. You please help? 149 BCDALIA I don't have time for your crap. 150 BCDALIA Fine, bye. 151 BCDALIA Look, a young girl's life is at stake here. The daughter of a worried mother. Can you please help me out? 152 BCDALIA I don't give a radrat's ass... I'm sorry. I'm just a gun who was hired to stand here and guard this trail. Other than that, I don't know what's going on around here. I had a daughter once, though, and...yeah, some guy went by here. I let him through because he knew the proper sign...just like the sign you gave me. Go on. I'm outta here. 153 BCDALIA Thanks. Me no forget this, Dalia. 154 BCDALIA Thanks. I won't forget this, Dalia. 155 BCDALIA Then go the hell away and leave me be! 156 BCDALIA Done. 157 BCDALIA Then go the hell away and leave me be! 100 BCDARDOG You see a dog. 101 BCDARDOG You see Darion's dog. 100 BCDARGRD You see a guard. 101 BCDARGRD You see one of Darion's personal guards. 100 BCDARION You see an older man. 101 BCDARION You see Darion, leader of the New Khans. 102 BCDARION You see an older man with thin, gray hair. He seems to be in good shape for his age. 103 BCDARION So, here you are at last. The savior of the downtrodden, the righter of wrongs, the icon of hope for humanity. What a dumb-ass! Well, before you start any boring speeches, I'd just like to say that I'm not fucking interested. Let's just cut to the chase and get this over with. Baddog, kill! 100 BCGENGRD You see a Khan raider. 101 BCGENGRD You see a Khan raider. 102 BCGENGRD You see a tough looking person with armor, weapons, and a bad attitude. It must be a Khan. 103 BCGENGRD What the... I don't think I know you. Who the hell are you? 104 BCGENGRD I got my ID right here! Let me show ya. 105 BCGENGRD The name's... umm... Pat, and I'm new here. 110 BCGENGRD Die! 106 BCGENGRD All right, wise-ass. Take your best shot. 107 BCGENGRD Oh yeah. Sorry. Didn't recognize you at first. Go on about your business. 108 BCGENGRD Hey, I'm not as stupid as you look. 109 BCGENGRD You're not dead yet? Shit. 111 BCGENGRD Sometimes I sit and think about absolutely nothing. 112 BCGENGRD I generally don't care what anyone else thinks. 113 BCGENGRD Ignorance is bliss... I think. 114 BCGENGRD When's the next caravan passing through? I could use some action. 115 BCGENGRD I could use a break. 116 BCGENGRD Damn, I still hurt from that bitch Chrissy kicking me. 117 BCGENGRD Hey, we never get any new blood around here. 118 BCGENGRD So when are we going to get out of this stupid place? 119 BCGENGRD I don't know about you, but I think this sucks. 120 BCGENGRD There ain't nothin' to kill around here. 121 BCGENGRD Where's the damn bathroom? 122 BCGENGRD Hey, we never get a break around here. Isn't there some law or something? 123 BCGENGRD We should start up a government like in the old days. 124 BCGENGRD Man, I wonder what it was like to be President back then? 125 BCGENGRD I bet you could do anything you wanted if you were President. 126 BCGENGRD I think my father would be proud of me today. Too bad I killed him. 127 BCGENGRD I HATE RATS! HATE HATE HATE! 128 BCGENGRD Hey, is that new armor you have on? How do you rate getting new armor? 129 BCGENGRD This damn vault smells. Don't you hate it? 130 BCGENGRD Hey, who is it we're supposed to be keeping an eye open for? 131 BCGENGRD All I do is stand, stand, stand. 132 BCGENGRD I think we should just waste everyone upstairs and say to hell with this place. 133 BCGENGRD What the hell is your problem with rats? 134 BCGENGRD Have you ever pulled one of the legs off of a rat? 135 BCGENGRD I like guns, yeah! GUNS I LIKE! GUNS: I REALLY, REALLY LIKE THEM! 136 BCGENGRD Hey, is anyone listening to me? 137 BCGENGRD Oh well, I just talk to keep myself sane anyway. 138 BCGENGRD Hey, anyone remember what was in a Long Island Ice Tea? 139 BCGENGRD Yeah, vodka, rum, tequila, triple sec, lime, and Nuka. 140 BCGENGRD Hey, look -- the lights came on. What the... 141 BCGENGRD Darion said he'd get the damn lights fixed. I guess he came through. 142 BCGENGRD I don't think the generator just fixes itself, does it? 143 BCGENGRD That was kind of weird; now I can see. Jesus, this place looks like shit! 100 BCJOHN You see a squatter. 101 BCJOHN You see John, the squatter. 102 BCJOHN You see a middle-aged man wearing worn clothing. 103 BCJOHN Sorry, stranger, I don't have time to chat with you. 104 BCJOHN Why no talk? 105 BCJOHN Okay, wavy. 106 BCJOHN All right, see ya. 107 BCJOHN Wait a minute. Why won't you talk to me? 108 BCJOHN We're a very private community here, and we don't want any trouble or interference from outside sources. Please just leave us be. 109 BCJOHN Okay. 110 BCJOHN Hello... and good bye. 111 BCJOHN Thank you for all that you've done. I apologize for the cold shoulder earlier. 112 BCJOHN Screw you, asshole! 113 BCJOHN Damn, I hate it when that happens. 100 BCJONES You see a short man carrying a book in his hands. 101 BCJONES You see Doc Jones, the doctor. 102 BCJONES You see a short man with a book called "So, You Want to be a Doctor." 103 BCJONES Hello, I'm Doc Jones. You can call me Doc. What can I help you with? 104 BCJONES Got owie. You fix? 105 BCJONES Feel icky. You fix? 106 BCJONES Me gimp, you fix? 107 BCJONES Got questions. Okay? 108 BCJONES Sorry, me go. 109 BCJONES I'm injured. Can you help me? 110 BCJONES I feel ill. Can you help me? 111 BCJONES I'm crippled. Can you help me? 112 BCJONES I wanted to ask you some questions. 113 BCJONES Just saying hello. 114 BCJONES Why, certainly. Here, we'll give you a shot of this -- this'll sting a bit -- now a bandage, and there, you're all set. 115 BCJONES Me thank. Bye. 116 BCJONES Thanks, Doc. I feel much better. 117 BCJONES Why, certainly. Here, you'll need to drink this -- all of it, I know it tastes foul. Now, just lie down on the bed over there, and I'll wake you in the morning. 118 BCJONES Me feel good. Bye. 119 BCJONES Thanks Doc, that did the trick. 120 BCJONES I'm sorry, but I don't have the proper facilities to perform surgery. I'd suggest you go to one of the bigger cities and see a surgeon. Try Vault City. It's north of here. 121 BCJONES Okay. Bye 122 BCJONES All right. Thanks anyway. 123 BCJONES What would you like to know? 124 BCJONES You work Darion? 125 BCJONES You leave here when want? 126 BCJONES What you know about Darion? 127 BCJONES How you be here? 128 BCJONES You say Darion got doggie? 129 BCJONES Me go now. 130 BCJONES Do you work for Darion? 131 BCJONES Can you leave here if you want? 132 BCJONES What can you tell me about Darion? 133 BCJONES How did you come to be here in the first place? 134 BCJONES You mentioned Darion has a dog? 135 BCJONES Thanks for the information. I'll be heading out now. 136 BCJONES Well, yes and no. It's not by choice. I'm a prisoner here. Darion is getting up there in years and he needs a dedicated physician to look after him. The Khans keep me here for his needs. I'd rather be here for the people in the town above. They have no medical help at all, and there is a lot I can do to aid them. 137 BCJONES Okay. Need know more. 138 BCJONES Thanks. Bye. 139 BCJONES That's very commendable of you. 140 BCJONES I see. I'll be going now. 141 BCJONES They're squatters! Let 'em die. Get on with your life. 142 BCJONES No, I'm pretty much trapped here. I can't even leave to refill my medical supplies. Darion sends out for anything I need. 143 BCJONES Me got it. Go now. 144 BCJONES Need ask more. 145 BCJONES I guess you just aren't a trustworthy enough person to be allowed freedom. 146 BCJONES All right. I'm sorry, but I have to get going. 147 BCJONES I'm sorry to hear that. 148 BCJONES Darion is a mental case, plain and simple. He's got more spooks in his head than his dog has fleas. As far as I can figure it, he was a member of another gang called the Khans. They kidnapped this girl, Tandi, and held her for ransom. Her father didn't take kindly to that, and hired some merc to get her back. Darion was the only one to come out alive. 149 BCJONES Uh... what you said. 150 BCJONES Got go now. 151 BCJONES Uh-huh. Well, I'll be leaving now. 152 BCJONES Wow; I'm impressed with your knowledge. 153 BCJONES Sounds like my kind of guy. 154 BCJONES I was kidnapped. I was traveling from Vault City to New Reno for a well-deserved vacation. Went to bed one night and woke up bound and gagged the next morning. A week or so later, I was here. Been here ever since. 155 BCJONES Ugh. 156 BCJONES Thanks. Me be leave now. 157 BCJONES The weak are often the prey of the strong. 158 BCJONES I'm sorry to hear that. 159 BCJONES Interesting, but I need to get going. 160 BCJONES Yeah, he's got a dog. Personally, I think it's the meanest, most vile creature on the face of the earth. It seems to love Darion, though, so I guess it can't be all that bad. 162 BCJONES Uh, bye. 163 BCJONES I see. Well, thanks for the warning. 164 BCJONES Ah. Well, I've got to go. 165 BCJONES I'll not help someone like you. Go away. 166 BCJONES Okay, well, you take care, and come back if you need anything. 167 BCJONES Done. 100 BCKARLA You see a Khan raider. 101 BCKARLA You see Karla, a Khan. 102 BCKARLA You see a tough-looking woman in metal armor. She would be pretty, if it were not for the scars that line her face. 103 BCKARLA Talk to Phil, shit head. 104 BCKARLA Talk to Phil, bitch. 105 BCKARLA Ok. 100 BCPHIL You see a Khan raider. 101 BCPHIL You see Phil, a Khan guard. 102 BCPHIL You see a tough-looking young man in metal armor. He is heavily armed. 103 BCPHIL I should shoot you dead, but I'm kind of curious about what you could possibly have to say to me. 104 BCPHIL Me look for spy. Go this way. 105 BCPHIL Me look for missing girl. You know where find? 106 BCPHIL Me come here accident. Go now. 107 BCPHIL Screw you. Me shoot you dead. 108 BCPHIL Uh, we talk this out? 109 BCPHIL I'm looking for an eavesdropper who came this way. 110 BCPHIL I'm looking for a missing girl. Seen her? 111 BCPHIL Sorry, took the wrong trail by accident. Gotta go. 112 BCPHIL Up yours and have a bullet breakfast, asshole. 113 BCPHIL I think we can talk this out like two civilized beings. 114 BCPHIL Ah, that would be me. Now that you've found me, what's next? 115 BCPHIL Why you spy Rebecca? 116 BCPHIL Now me know not be shooting wrong person. Thanks! 117 BCPHIL Nothing, me go now. 118 BCPHIL Why are you spying on Rebecca? 119 BCPHIL Just wanted to make sure I'm shooting the right person. Thanks, and have a nice day! 120 BCPHIL Hmm. Nothing, I guess I'll be going now. 121 BCPHIL I can't believe that you think you can just waltz in here and get answers to your questions! Oh, what the hell, you're about to die anyway and I feel generous. We've got her kid locked in the back room and have been having some fun with her. That bitch, Rebecca, has been trying to find her, so we've been keeping an eye open to make sure she doesn't get too close. 122 BCPHIL You sicky in head. Me fix by remove head. 123 BCPHIL What you mean have fun with girl? 124 BCPHIL Oh, that explain. Me leave now. 125 BCPHIL You are one sick puppy. I think I'll put you to sleep now. 126 BCPHIL Fine, have fun and I'll be going now. 127 BCPHIL Hand over the girl and we can all leave here alive. 128 BCPHIL Think about it as you die, stupid. 131 BCPHIL Why in the hell should I do that? 132 BCPHIL It's good for your eternal soul. 133 BCPHIL Because I'm the worst thing that you could ever fear happening to you. Hand her over or feel the pain. 134 BCPHIL Because if we fight, one of us will die. I don't want to die any more than you do, so let's end this peacefully. Okay? 135 BCPHIL Screw that noise. 138 BCPHIL That sounds like a challenge. I'll take it. 141 BCPHIL Hmm... I... Yeah, Okay. Here's the key to her cell; she's in the back room of the shack. Take her and get out, but don't come back. If I see you again, we'll see who lives and who dies. 142 BCPHIL Let's see who comes out of this alive. 143 BCPHIL Thanks, you did the right thing. 144 BCPHIL The only way you're leaving here is feet first, in a box. 147 BCPHIL You mean the one locked up in back that we've been having fun with? No, I haven't seen her. 148 BCPHIL You sicky in head. Me fix by remove head. 149 BCPHIL What you mean have fun with girl? 150 BCPHIL Oh. Me leave now. 151 BCPHIL You are one sick puppy. I think I'll put you to sleep now. 152 BCPHIL Fine, have fun and I'll be going now. 153 BCPHIL Hand over the girl and we can all leave here alive. 154 BCPHIL So, you�ve returned. Let�s see who comes out on top. 100 BCREBECC You see an older woman. 101 BCREBECC You see Rebecca. 102 BCREBECC You see an older woman. Although she appears to have lived a hard life, she has not lost any of her natural beauty. 103 BCREBECC Hi, I'm Rebecca. Can we talk privately, please? 104 BCREBECC What talk about? 105 BCREBECC Why need talk private? 106 BCREBECC Okay. 107 BCREBECC No. Me leave. 108 BCREBECC Sorry, not interested. 109 BCREBECC What do you want to talk to me about? 110 BCREBECC Sure, where can we go for privacy? 111 BCREBECC Why the need for privacy? 112 BCREBECC (whispering) My daughter is missing and I need help finding her. I can't talk about it here, though. Can we go somewhere private? 113 BCREBECC Okay. 114 BCREBECC Why need talk private? 115 BCREBECC No, me go. 116 BCREBECC All right, let's go. 117 BCREBECC Why the need for privacy? 118 BCREBECC No thanks, I don't want to get involved. 119 BCREBECC (whispering) You may think I'm crazy but I get the feeling I'm being watched all the time. It's rather disturbing, and I'm a bit on edge because of it. 120 BCREBECC Okay, we go private. 121 BCREBECC No time for sicky in head. 122 BCREBECC All right; where can we go to talk? 123 BCREBECC Sorry, I don't like the sound of this. 124 BCREBECC Thanks; we can go to my tent. 125 BCREBECC Okay. 126 BCREBECC We should be able to talk here. 127 BCREBECC Okay, what problem? 128 BCREBECC Me got questions first. 129 BCREBECC Okay, so what's so important? 130 BCREBECC I have some questions for you, first. 131 BCREBECC I have a daughter named Chrissy who's a bit of a tomboy. She likes to run around, explore, and pretty much stick her nose into things. Chrissy's a good kid, though. She doesn't cause trouble, she's always home on time and she's shown herself to be a very responsible young lady. I let her do as she pleases most of the time. Last week Chrissy didn't come home. I've asked around, and nobody's seen or heard from her. I tried to find her myself, but Zeke, he's... sort of the mayor here... stopped me. He said it wasn't safe for me to go out looking on my own; he'd have some of his men do it. They couldn't find her, either, and said that maybe the slavers got her. 132 BCREBECC No, not get involved. 133 BCREBECC Need think before decide. 134 BCREBECC Ok, me seem be hero type lately. 135 BCREBECC Sorry, not interested. 136 BCREBECC I need to think about this. 137 BCREBECC All right, Rebecca. I'll try to help you. 138 BCREBECC If I help you, what's in it for me? 139 BCREBECC What do you want to know? 140 BCREBECC What go on here? 141 BCREBECC Who boss? 142 BCREBECC Me try find Vault 13. You know where is? 143 BCREBECC Tell about vault. 144 BCREBECC Tell about Darion. 145 BCREBECC Thanks. We talk you problem? 146 BCREBECC What's going on around here? 147 BCREBECC Who's in charge around here? 148 BCREBECC I'm looking for Vault 13. Do you know anything about it? 149 BCREBECC Tell me about the vault. 150 BCREBECC So tell me about Darion. 151 BCREBECC Thanks Rebecca. Let's talk about your problem now. 152 BCREBECC We call this place the 'Squat' because it was settled by the homeless of many cities. It's not much, but it's all we have. To the west is a city called the NCR. They've known about us for quite some time, and never offered us any kind of help or hindrance. Now, they are suddenly claiming this area as their ancestral home, and they want it back. 153 BCREBECC Okay. 154 BCREBECC What here they want? 155 BCREBECC I see. 156 BCREBECC What is here that they want so badly? 157 BCREBECC Well... there is a vault here; I think it's number 15. They want to loot it for any of the old technology that may still be there. 158 BCREBECC Ah. Me understand. 159 BCREBECC I knew there had to be something here other than the waste-of-flesh inhabitants. 160 BCREBECC Got it. 161 BCREBECC That explains a lot. You've been very helpful. I need to ask some more questions, though. 162 BCREBECC That would be Zeke. He runs everything up here. You can find him in the building over there. ::points north-east:: 163 BCREBECC Thanks. Ask more. 164 BCREBECC Thank you. I need to ask you some more questions. 165 BCREBECC I'm sorry, I have no idea. I would ask about it in NCR. They've taken a great interest in vaults lately. 166 BCREBECC Okay, me do. 167 BCREBECC All right, I will. 168 BCREBECC Well... we're not supposed to talk about it, but since I need your help... The vault is being repaired by Darion. He's our benefactor. When it's fully functional, we're all supposed to move in where we'll be safe from raiders, slavers, and such. So far he has the food and water systems up, but that's about it. 169 BCREBECC Me see. Need know more. 170 BCREBECC I need to know more. 171 BCREBECC There's not much to say, really. Darion keeps to himself and never leaves the vault. If he has anything to say, he says it through Zeke. I've only met him once, and he seemed like a nice guy. 172 BCREBECC Okay. 173 BCREBECC Nice guys finish last. I wonder what he's up to? 174 BCREBECC I see. 175 BCREBECC That's okay. You are very helpful. 176 BCREBECC I have nothing to give you other than my undying gratitude. 177 BCREBECC That's more than enough. I'll help you. 178 BCREBECC It'll take more than that to buy my help. 179 BCREBECC What the hell, I'll help you. 180 BCREBECC Thank you so much. I'll never be able to repay you for this. I'll wait here until you bring... Hey, there was someone outside listening to us! I saw their shadow on the tent wall. They just ran off that way! ::points north-east:: They must have heard everything! 181 BCREBECC Me stop, no get away! 182 BCREBECC You no worry, me find girl. 183 BCREBECC Ooops. 184 BCREBECC I'll try and stop them. 185 BCREBECC They won't stop me from finding your daughter. 186 BCREBECC Oh well. Shit happens. 187 BCREBECC Please, just go away. 188 BCREBECC Have you thought things through? 189 BCREBECC Me ask questions. 190 BCREBECC No, still think. 191 BCREBECC No, I'm still considering everything. 192 BCREBECC I want to ask you some questions. 193 BCREBECC Have you changed your mind? Will you help me? 194 BCREBECC Sorry, no. 195 BCREBECC Me help. 196 BCREBECC Yes, I'll help you. 197 BCREBECC You must be the person who saved my daughter. I can never repay you for your kindness.Thank you. Please wait here, I need to talk to Chrissy and then I'd like to talk to you. 198 BCREBECC You saved my daughter. I can never repay you for your kindness. Thank you. Please wait here, I need to talk to Chrissy and then I'd like to talk to you. 199 BCREBECC Okay. 200 BCREBECC My daughter has told me everything. I find it hard to believe that Darion is such a monster after all he's been doing for us. And to think, we've been helping him hide his operations as a raider. I can guarantee you we won't stand for it any longer. I've already talked to Zeke, and he wants to see you. You should go see him now. 201 BCREBECC I find it hard to believe that Darion is such a monster after all he's been doing for us. And to think, we've been helping him hide his operations as a raider. I can guarantee you we won't stand for it any longer. I'll talk to Zeke and explain everything. I'm sure he'll want to see you. You should go talk to him later. 202 BCREBECC Thank you. 203 BCREBECC I hope you find Chrissy soon. 204 BCREBECC Me looking. 205 BCREBECC I'll continue to search for her. 206 BCREBECC Thanks for everything you've done for me. 207 BCREBECC I can't explain why, but I don't believe the slavers took her. I've an uneasy feeling that something else is going on. And then there's this feeling that I'm being followed. I've had it ever since I talked to Zeke about Chrissy. I need someone to help me find my daughter. Will you help me, please? 208 BCREBECC They keep sending people here to try and talk us out of our home, but they don't understand that we have nowhere else to go. We don't have the skills necessary to survive on our own if we leave here. 100 BCROBERT You see a squatter. 101 BCROBERT You see Roberta, a squatter. 102 BCROBERT You see a middle aged woman wearing worn clothing. 103 BCROBERT Oh, my. I'm sorry, but I have nothing to say to you. Please go away. 104 BCROBERT Please go away. I don't want to be bothered. 105 BCROBERT Thanks for helping out Rebecca. I was wrong about you. 100 BCSARA You see a squatter. 101 BCSARA You see Sara, a squatter. 102 BCSARA You see a middle aged woman wearing worn clothing. 103 BCSARA Please don't bother me; I'm really busy right now. 104 BCSARA Please go away. There's nothing here for you. 105 BCSARA Thanks for helping out Rebecca. It was a wonderful thing for you to do for a stranger. 100 BCZEKE You see an older squatter. 101 BCZEKE You see Zeke, a squatter. 102 BCZEKE You see an older man with thinning, white hair. 103 BCZEKE My name's Zeke, stranger. I'm sorry, but I don't have time to talk to you -- and I don't think there's anything in this town for you, anyway. You should move on. 104 BCZEKE Uh, okay. 105 BCZEKE Me got questions. 106 BCZEKE All right, I'll leave. 107 BCZEKE I just wanted to ask a couple of questions. 108 BCZEKE Well, I think you'll find that we're all out of answers here. Why don't you come back when we get a shipment in? 109 BCZEKE Done. 110 BCZEKE Hello, again. I still don't have any answers for you, stranger. Why don't you take a hint and get the duck out of fodge? 111 BCZEKE Done. 112 BCZEKE Rebecca has told me what you did for her. I want to apologize for the treatment you received here. You certainly didn't deserve it. What can I help you with? 113 BCZEKE Me got questions. 114 BCZEKE Nothing. Wavy. 115 BCZEKE I've got some questions for you. 116 BCZEKE Nothing for now, thanks. 117 BCZEKE What do you want to know? 118 BCZEKE You work for Darion? 119 BCZEKE What you do about raiders? 120 BCZEKE Where vault door? 121 BCZEKE Anything else go on here? 122 BCZEKE Me leave now. 123 BCZEKE Do you work for Darion? 124 BCZEKE What do you intend to do about the raiders? 125 BCZEKE Where is the vault entrance? 126 BCZEKE Is there anything else going on around here? 127 BCZEKE I guess that's it. I'll be going now. 128 BCZEKE Yes, I do. I act as the middle man between him and the people up here. I'm not very happy about the fact, now that I know what he's up to. 129 BCZEKE Okay. 130 BCZEKE I see. 131 BCZEKE Nothing. They have the guns, they control the water, and they control the food. That means they are in charge. Period. We have no skills and no means of support without the backing of Darion. How can we turn against him? We're at his mercy. 132 BCZEKE Hmm. Me think me understand. 133 BCZEKE Hmm. I see. 134 BCZEKE It's behind that door over there, but it's locked from the other side and trapped, too. I don't have any means of opening it... Wait a minute. I found this key card some time ago, and I have no idea what it is for. Rebecca says that you found some sort of door where they were holding Chrissy. Maybe this card will open it. Here, take it. 135 BCZEKE Me thank you. 136 BCZEKE Thanks. I'll give it a try. 137 BCZEKE There's a city west of here called NCR. They claim Vault 15 is their ancestral home and they want it back. They've been sending people here trying to talk us into leaving but we aren't going for it. This is the only home we know. 138 BCZEKE You maybe make deal NCR? 139 BCZEKE Would you consider making a deal with NCR? 140 BCZEKE That all depends. What did you have in mind? 141 BCZEKE Join NCR tribe. Learn from elders. Give NCR you permission enter vault. Both happy. 142 BCZEKE Join NCR, let them annex your territory, and give them access to the vault. In return, they can teach you all the skills you need to survive on your own and offer you their protection. 143 BCZEKE Not bad... I like it. You've got yourself a deal if you can get NCR to agree to it as well. But... Look, someone has to take care of Darion and his cronies. It should be done now before they realize what has happened and have time to prepare for an attack. Why not get this over with and take Darion out now? You'll have the element of surprise on your side. 144 BCZEKE You right, me take care of. 145 BCZEKE Me not sure. 146 BCZEKE Yeah, I guess it has to be done. 147 BCZEKE I don't know. 148 BCZEKE Excellent. Good luck to you, and thank you. 149 BCZEKE Done. 150 BCZEKE Well, take the time to think about it, but know this -- until Darion is out of the picture, I have no choice but to maintain things around here as they are. It's for the safety of everyone concerned. That means no deal and you are still persona non grata. Understand? 151 BCZEKE Okay. 152 BCZEKE Hi. I'm still waiting for a final resolution to our troubles. In other words, kick Darion's ass! 153 BCZEKE Done. 154 BCZEKE You've done it, friend! We're no longer under Darion's yoke. Thank you! I'm ready to accept your deal with NCR now. Just have them send one of their reps by and I'll seal the deal. 155 BCZEKE Done. 156 BCZEKE Thanks for the chance of a new life. We all owe you. 157 BCZEKE Just go away. I have nothing to say to you. 158 BCZEKE Wait, before you go... I found this key card some time ago, and I have no idea what it�s for. Rebecca says that you found some sort of entrance where they were holding Chrissy. Maybe this card will open it. Here, take it. 159 BCZEKE Thanks. 160 BCZEKE What can I help you with? 161 BCZEKE Just the problems with the NCR, but I think the deal you offered will solve that. 162 BCZEKE You've done it, friend! We're no longer under Darion's yoke. Thank you! 100 BHRNDDST You encounter rogues and wolves. 101 BHRNDDST You encounter rogues. 102 BHRNDDST You encounter wolves. 103 BHRNDDST You encounter scorpions. 104 BHRNDDST You encounter spore plants. 105 BHRNDDST You encounter a Unity Patrol fighting rogues. 106 BHRNDDST You encounter a Unity Patrol fighting wolves. 107 BHRNDDST You encounter a Unity Patrol. 150 BHRNDDST You encounter slavers and dogs. 151 BHRNDDST You encounter slavers. 152 BHRNDDST You encounter golden geckos. 153 BHRNDDST You encounter wild dogs. 154 BHRNDDST You encounter a patrol and dogs fighting slavers. 155 BHRNDDST You encounter slavers fighting golden geckos. 156 BHRNDDST You encounter a patrol fighting slavers. 157 BHRNDDST You encounter a patrol fighting golden geckos. 158 BHRNDDST You encounter a patrol fighting wild dogs. 159 BHRNDDST You encounter a patrol. 200 BHRNDDST You are ambushed by raiders. 201 BHRNDDST You encounter wolves. 202 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fending off raiders. 203 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fending off raiders. 204 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fending off raiders 205 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fending off raiders. 206 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan. 207 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan. 208 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan. 209 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan. 250 BHRNDDST You encounter marauders. 251 BHRNDDST You encounter wolves. 252 BHRNDDST You encounter scorpions. 253 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fending off marauders. 254 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fending off marauders. 255 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fending off wolves. 256 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fending off scorpions. 257 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan. 258 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan. 259 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan. 260 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan. 261 BHRNDDST You encounter a traveler. 300 BHRNDDST You encounter remnants of the Master's army. 301 BHRNDDST You encounter marauders. 302 BHRNDDST You encounter NCR Rangers battling remnants of the Master's army. 303 BHRNDDST You encounter NCR Rangers fighting marauders. 304 BHRNDDST You encounter farmers fending off remnants of the Master's army. 305 BHRNDDST You encounter famers fending off marauders. 306 BHRNDDST You encounter NCR Rangers. 307 BHRNDDST You encounter farmers. 350 BHRNDDST You encounter a slaver caravan. 351 BHRNDDST You encounter highwaymen and robbers. 352 BHRNDDST You encounter highwaymen. 353 BHRNDDST You encounter robbers. 354 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fending off highwaymen. 355 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fighting robbers. 356 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fighting highwaymen. 357 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan besieged by robbers. 358 BHRNDDST You encounter a slave caravan fighting a caravan. 359 BHRNDDST You encounter highwaymen fighting robbers. 360 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan. 361 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan. 400 BHRNDDST You encounter highwaymen. 401 BHRNDDST You encounter robbers. 402 BHRNDDST You encounter robbers and highwaymen. 403 BHRNDDST You encounter golden geckos and scorpions. 404 BHRNDDST You encounter golden geckos. 405 BHRNDDST You encounter mole rats and pig rats. 406 BHRNDDST You encounter scorpions. 407 BHRNDDST You encounter spore plants. 408 BHRNDDST You encounter robbers fighting highwaymen. 409 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fending off highwaymen. 410 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fending off robbers. 411 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fending off scorpions. 412 BHRNDDST You encounter geckos fighting scorpions. 413 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan. 450 BHRNDDST You encounter highwaymen and robbers. 451 BHRNDDST You encounter highwaymen and geckos. 452 BHRNDDST You encounter golden geckos. 453 BHRNDDST You encounter scorpions and spore plants. 454 BHRNDDST You encounter robbers fighting scorpions. 455 BHRNDDST You encounter scorpions fighting robbers. 456 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fending off highwaymen. 457 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fending off robbers. 458 BHRNDDST You encounter some highwaymen weeding out some spore plants. 459 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan. 500 BHRNDDST You encounter highwaymen and wild dogs. 501 BHRNDDST You encounter robbers and wild dogs. 502 BHRNDDST You encounter robbers. 503 BHRNDDST You encounter highwaymen. 504 BHRNDDST You encounter a swarm of mantis and some spore plants. 505 BHRNDDST You encounter dogs and spore plants. 506 BHRNDDST You encounter a swarm of mantis. 507 BHRNDDST You encounter wild dogs. 508 BHRNDDST You encounter robbers fighting dogs. 509 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fending off dogs. 510 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fending off robbers. 511 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fending off highwaymen. 512 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan. 550 BHRNDDST You encounter geckos and wolves. 551 BHRNDDST You encounter claim jumpers. 552 BHRNDDST You encounter wolves. 553 BHRNDDST You encounter golden geckos. 554 BHRNDDST You encounter prospectors fending off claim jumpers. 555 BHRNDDST You encounter trappers hunting geckos. 556 BHRNDDST You encounter bootleggers fighting wolves. 557 BHRNDDST You encounter homesteaders fighting claim jumpers 558 BHRNDDST You encounter homesteaders fighting wolves. 559 BHRNDDST You encounter bootleggers. 560 BHRNDDST You encounter trappers. 561 BHRNDDST You encounter prospectors. 600 BHRNDDST You encounter deathclaws. 601 BHRNDDST You encounter fire geckos. 602 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fleeing from deathclaws. 603 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fighting deathclaws. 604 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fighting fire geckos. 605 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fighting fire geckos. 606 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan. 607 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan. 608 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan. 609 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan. 650 BHRNDDST You encounter aliens and deathclaws. 651 BHRNDDST You encounter centaurs and floaters. 652 BHRNDDST You encounter fire geckos. 653 BHRNDDST You encounter aliens. 654 BHRNDDST You encounter deathclaws. 655 BHRNDDST You encounter fire geckos. 656 BHRNDDST You encounter aliens. 657 BHRNDDST You encounter centaurs. 658 BHRNDDST You encounter floaters. 700 BHRNDDST You encounter some Yakuza. 701 BHRNDDST You encounter a gang. 702 BHRNDDST You encounter some wolves. 703 BHRNDDST You encounter some mobsters fighting some Yakuza. 704 BHRNDDST You encounter some mobsters fighting a gang. 705 BHRNDDST You encounter some mobsters. 706 BHRNDDST You encounter a traveler. 750 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fending off remnants of the Master's army. 751 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fighting remnants of the master's army. 752 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan fighting deathclaws. 753 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan. 754 BHRNDDST You encounter a caravan. 100 BISPYHOL You see a battered tape. 101 BISPYHOL Pip Boy displays: File Found on System. Aborting download. 1 BOIL1 RemindBoy message: Water supplies running low in Vault 13. Find the water chip quickly. 1 BOIL2 RemindBoy message: Water supplies nearly gone in Vault 13. Situation critical. 1 BOIL3 RemindBoy message: Water supplies exhausted. Vault 13 is dead. Mission over. 0 BROKEN1 ############################################################# # Message File: Broken1.msg # # # # Note: Characters within curly braces (like line 100) # # will be read in as a message string. Caution # # should be used when making comments. All comments # # should be prepended with a pound symbol for # # visual ease. This does not comment out the line # # though. # # # # Purpose: This message file contains the dialog for a # # new character from which is used by the # # design tool. It will be updated using the # # the tool. This is just a tool file, and not # # meant to be used in the game. # # # # Log: Please note any changes that have been made to this # # file and comment which lines have changed. # # # # Created: July 04, 1998 # # # # Updated: # ############################################################# ############################################################# # The following lines are for the map script in describing # # what is happening when you first enter the map. # ############################################################# {100}{}{You have entered the small town of Broken Hills.} 0 BROKEN2 ############################################################# # Message File: Broken2.msg # # # # Note: Characters within curly braces (like line 100) # # will be read in as a message string. Caution # # should be used when making comments. All comments # # should be prepended with a pound symbol for # # visual ease. This does not comment out the line # # though. # # # # Purpose: This message file contains the dialog for a # # new character from which is used by the # # design tool. It will be updated using the # # the tool. This is just a tool file, and not # # meant to be used in the game. # # # # Log: Please note any changes that have been made to this # # file and comment which lines have changed. # # # # Created: July 04, 1998 # # # # Updated: # ############################################################# ############################################################# # The following lines are for the map script in describing # # what is happening when you first enter the map. # ############################################################# {100}{}{You have entered the East side of Broken Hills.} 100 BSCOMP1 You see a computer terminal. 101 BSCOMP1 You see the library computer terminal. 102 BSCOMP1 You see a standard computer terminal. It appears to be functional and ready for input. 103 BSCOMP1 You access the computer and quickly scan all available files. You find the location of Vault 13 and copy it to your PIP-Boy. 104 BSCOMP1 You are having difficulty accessing the files. 100 BSCOMP2 You see a computer terminal. 101 BSCOMP2 You see Darion's computer terminal. 102 BSCOMP2 You see a standard computer terminal. It appears to be functional and ready for input. 103 BSCOMP2 You access the computer and quickly scan all available files. Among some personal journal entries, you find several detailed reports on the NCR. It seems there is a spy on their council. You copy the reports to a holodisk. 104 BSCOMP2 You are having difficulty accessing the files. 105 BSCOMP2 Done. 106 BSCOMP2 Other than the information about the NCR spy, the computer contains no useful information. 100 BSCOMP3 You see a computer terminal. 101 BSCOMP3 You see the control center computer terminal. 102 BSCOMP3 You see a standard computer terminal. It appears to be functional and ready for input. 103 BSCOMP3 The terminal indicates that the security force field at the vault entrance has been activated now that power has been restored. 104 BSCOMP3 The terminal indicates that all security systems in the vault are off line due to power failure. 105 BSCOMP3 Turn the force field off. 106 BSCOMP3 Turn the force field on. 107 BSCOMP3 Done. 108 BSCOMP3 You give the command to deactivate the force field. 109 BSCOMP3 Done. 110 BSCOMP3 You give the command to activate the force field. 111 BSCOMP3 Done. 112 BSCOMP3 The terminal indicates that the field is off by manual override. 113 BSCOMP3 The terminal indicates that the field system has been compromised. 100 BSCOMP4 You see a computer terminal. 101 BSCOMP4 You see the security computer terminal. 102 BSCOMP4 You see a standard computer terminal. It appears to be functional and ready for input. 103 BSCOMP4 This terminal monitors the force field generators. It indicates that everything is functioning normally. 104 BSCOMP4 This terminal monitors the force field generators. It indicates that the unit is off line due to power failure. 105 BSCOMP4 Turn the force field off. 106 BSCOMP4 Turn the force field on. 107 BSCOMP4 Done. 108 BSCOMP4 You give the command to deactivate the force field. 109 BSCOMP4 You can't seem to get around the security codes to deactivate the force field. 110 BSCOMP4 Done. 111 BSCOMP4 You give the command to activate the force field. 112 BSCOMP4 You can't seem to get around the security codes to activate the force field. 113 BSCOMP4 Done. 114 BSCOMP4 This terminal monitors the force field generators. It indicates that the force field is off. 115 BSCOMP4 This terminal monitors the force field generators. It indicates that the force field has been temporarily disabled. 100 BSCOMP5 You see a computer terminal. 101 BSCOMP5 You see the power center computer terminal. 102 BSCOMP5 You see a standard computer terminal. It appears to be functional and ready for input. 103 BSCOMP5 This terminal monitors the power generator. It indicates that everything is functioning normally. 104 BSCOMP5 This terminal monitors the power generator. It indicates that the unit is off line due to a malfunction of some sort. 100 BSELEV You see a wooden door. 101 BSELEV You see a metal door. 102 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with a lock, which can be picked with lockpicks, and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 103 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with a lock on it and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 104 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 105 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 106 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 107 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with a lock on it and a trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 108 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device and a trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 109 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock and a trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 110 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with a lock, which can be picked with lockpicks, and a cut wire in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 111 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with a lock on it and a severed wire in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 112 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device and a severed wire in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 113 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock and a cut wire in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 114 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks), which you may be able to pry open. 115 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with a lock on it, which you may be able to pry open. 116 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device, which you may be able to pry open. 117 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock, which you may be able to pry open. 118 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with a lock, which can be picked with lockpicks, and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 119 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with a lock on it and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 120 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 121 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 122 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with a lock, which can be picked with lockpicks, and a trap in the doorframe. 123 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with a lock on it and a trap in the doorframe. 124 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device and a trap in the doorframe. 125 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock and a trap in the doorframe. 126 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with a lock, which can be picked with lockpicks, and a cut wire in the doorframe. 127 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with a lock on it and a severed wire in the doorframe. 128 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device and a severed wire in the doorframe. 129 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock and a cut wire in the doorframe. 130 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with a lock, which can be picked with lockpicks, on it. 131 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with a lock on it. 132 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device. 133 BSELEV You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock. 134 BSELEV You see a damaged door with a lock, which can be picked with lockpicks, and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 135 BSELEV You see a damaged door with a lock on it and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 136 BSELEV You see a damaged door with no apparent locking device and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 137 BSELEV You see a damaged door with an old, rusty lock and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 138 BSELEV You see a damaged door with a lock, which can be picked with lockpicks, and a trap in the doorframe. 139 BSELEV You see a damaged door with a lock on it and a trap in the doorframe. 140 BSELEV You see a damaged door with no apparent locking device and a trap in the doorframe. 141 BSELEV You see a damaged door with an old, rusty lock and a trap in the doorframe. 142 BSELEV You see a damaged door with a lock, which can be picked with lockpicks, and a cut wire in the doorframe. 143 BSELEV You see a damaged door with a lock on it and a severed wire in the doorframe. 144 BSELEV You see a damaged door with no apparent locking device and a severed wire in the doorframe. 145 BSELEV You see a damaged door with an old, rusty lock and a cut wire in the doorframe. 146 BSELEV You see a damaged door with a lock, which can be picked with lockpicks. 147 BSELEV You see a damaged door with a lock on it. 148 BSELEV You see a damaged door with no apparent locking device. 149 BSELEV You see a damaged door with an old, rusty lock. 150 BSELEV You see an old door with a lock, which can be picked with lockpicks, and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 151 BSELEV You see an old door with a lock on it and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 152 BSELEV You see an old door with no apparent locking device and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 153 BSELEV You see an old door with an old, rusty lock and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 154 BSELEV You see an old door with a lock, which can be picked with lockpicks, and a trap in the doorframe. 155 BSELEV You see an old door with a lock on it and a trap in the doorframe. 156 BSELEV You see an old door with no apparent locking device and a trap in the doorframe. 157 BSELEV You see an old door with an old, rusty lock and a trap in the doorframe. 158 BSELEV You see an old door with a lock, which can be picked with lockpicks, and a cut wire in the doorframe. 159 BSELEV You see an old door with a lock on it and a severed wire in the doorframe. 160 BSELEV You see an old door with no apparent locking device and a severed wire in the doorframe. 161 BSELEV You see an old door with an old, rusty lock and a cut wire in the doorframe. 162 BSELEV You see an old door with a lock, which can be picked with lockpicks,. 163 BSELEV You see an old door with a lock on it. 164 BSELEV You see an old door with no apparent locking device. 165 BSELEV You see an old door with an old, rusty lock. 166 BSELEV You set off the trap and were hit for 167 BSELEV points of damage. 168 BSELEV sets off the trap and was hit for 169 BSELEV points of damage. 170 BSELEV You deftly pick the lock on the door. 171 BSELEV Your lack of skill has jammed the lock on this door. 172 BSELEV You fail to pick the lock on this door. 189 BSELEV You deftly lock the door. 190 BSELEV You fail to lock the door. 194 BSELEV You find a trap on the door. 195 BSELEV You fail to find any traps on the door. 196 BSELEV You skillfully disarm the trap. 198 BSELEV You fail to disarm the trap. 173 BSELEV deftly picks the lock on the door. 174 BSELEV s lack of skill has jammed the lock on this door. 175 BSELEV failed to pick the lock on this door. 191 BSELEV deftly locks the door. 192 BSELEV failed to lock the door. 199 BSELEV finds a trap on the door. 200 BSELEV fails to find any traps on the door. 201 BSELEV skillfully disarms the trap. 202 BSELEV fails to disarm the trap. 400 BSELEV You unlock the door. 176 BSELEV You bust the lock off the door. 177 BSELEV While trying to bust the lock, you strain your back and take a point of damage. 178 BSELEV While trying to bust the lock, you strain your back and take 179 BSELEV points of damage. 180 BSELEV You are too weak to bust the lock. 181 BSELEV busts the lock off the door. 182 BSELEV strains his back while trying to bust the lock and takes a point of damage. 183 BSELEV strains his back while trying to bust the lock and takes 184 BSELEV points of damage. 185 BSELEV is too weak to bust the lock. 186 BSELEV strains her back while trying to bust the lock and takes a point of damage. 187 BSELEV strains her back while trying to bust the lock and takes 188 BSELEV points of damage. 193 BSELEV The explosives don't even put a scratch on the door. 203 BSELEV The door appears to be locked. It looks like it takes some kind of thin card as a key. 204 BSELEV You hear the crackling of electricity running through the door. 205 BSELEV notices the crackling of electricity running through the door. 206 BSELEV You are unable to place a trap on this door because the door is open. 207 BSELEV is unable to place a trap on this door because the door is open. 208 BSELEV You skillfully set a trap in the door frame. 209 BSELEV You fail to set the trap properly in the door frame. 210 BSELEV skillfully sets a trap in the door frame. 211 BSELEV fails to set the trap properly in the door frame. 300 BSELEV You unlock the door. 301 BSELEV You lock the door. 302 BSELEV You are unable to lock this door while it is open. 303 BSELEV That key does not fit in this lock. 320 BSELEV There's no way to lock this door. 100 BSEMTR You see a weird contraption next to a force field. 101 BSEMTR You see a force-field emitter. 102 BSEMTR This is the weirdest wall you have ever seen. 103 BSEMTR This is a force-field emitter. It gives the power to the force field. 150 BSFIELD You fail to do anything useful, and take about 50,000 volts for it. At least you won't have to worry about shaving. 151 BSFIELD The force field seems to be unaffected. 152 BSFIELD The force field has been delayed for fifteen seconds. 100 BSPOWER The generator is functioning normally. Power output is optimal. 101 BSPOWER The generator seems to be in an emergency stand-by mode. The power output is minimal. 102 BSPOWER Try to diagnose the problem. 103 BSPOWER Oh well. Gotta go. 104 BSPOWER There must have been a short in the system at some time. The emergency circuit breakers kicked in, but fused in the open position. You may be able to free them up and restore power. 105 BSPOWER You can't seem to find anything wrong. It just doesn't work. 106 BSPOWER Try to repair it. 107 BSPOWER Time to leave. 108 BSPOWER You manage to break the contacts loose and restore power! 109 BSPOWER Damn. This is tougher than it looks. 0 CAVE01 {100}{}{You hear some sounds coming from within the caves.} 0 CAVE06 {100}{}{You enter a dark cave. There are rat droppings everywhere.} 0 CAVE6 {100}{}{You enter a dark cave. There are rat droppings everywhere.} 0 CAVE7 {100}{}{You enter a dark cave. There are rat droppings everywhere.} 100 CCACON You see someone in a military uniform. 101 CCACON You see someone in a military uniform. 102 CCACON You see someone wearing a military uniform but they appear to be more a tech than a soldier. 103 CCACON Hey. How�s it going? 104 CCACON �Roger that, I�ve got you on the scope� � sorry, but I�m in the middle of something right now. 105 CCACON I can�t talk right now. 106 CCACON Feel free to look, but don�t touch. 107 CCACON Are you nuts to walk around here out of uniform? Get suited up! 108 CCACON If the sergeant catches you out of uniform, he�ll hand you your ass. 109 CCACON Why are you out of uniform? 110 CCACON Holy shit! We�re being invaded! Alert! 111 CCACON Intruders! Call the guard! 112 CCACON Guard! Intruders in air traffic control! 113 CCACON What�s up? Are we under attack? 114 CCACON Why the alert? What�s happening? 100 CCATECH You see a tech. 101 CCATECH You see an Enclave technician. 102 CCATECH You see someone wearing a lab coat. He appears confident and self-assured. 103 CCATECH Yes, soldier? 104 CCATECH Me new here. Need ask question. 105 CCATECH Me just say hi. Me go now. 106 CCATECH I�m new here and I�m trying to get familiar with the base. Can I ask you some questions? 107 CCATECH Just saying hi. See ya. 108 CCATECH Sure. I�ve got a few minutes. 109 CCATECH What can I help you with? 110 CCATECH What this place? 111 CCATECH What you job? 112 CCATECH Where Enclave main base at? 113 CCATECH Me look for vertibird plans. Where I find? 117 CCATECH Me be go now. 118 CCATECH What is this place? 119 CCATECH What is your job here? 120 CCATECH Where is the Enclave main base located? 121 CCATECH I need to look at the vertibird plans. Where are they kept? 125 CCATECH Nothing. I�ve got to go. 126 CCATECH This is air traffic control. From here we can track all vertibird movement. 127 CCATECH Me see. Me ask more. 128 CCATECH All right. A couple more questions. 129 CCATECH I�m a computer technician, first class. I maintain the link to the mainframe below. 130 CCATECH Uh... yeah. 131 CCATECH Good. Keep up the good work. 132 CCATECH Didn�t you come from there? 133 CCATECH Uh... no, me come from up north. 134 CCATECH No actually, I�m from up north. 135 CCATECH Oh... I didn�t know we had an outpost up there. Anyway, the main base is off the coast of San Fran a ways. 136 CCATECH How we get there? 137 CCATECH Well... How do we get there? 138 CCATECH By vertibird, of course. There�s no other way, unless you have a ship. It�s way too far to swim. 139 CCATECH Thanks. 140 CCATECH Thanks. 141 CCATECH Vertibird plans... I don�t see why you would need to know that. I suggest you talk to maintenance next door. 142 CCATECH Okay. 143 CCATECH Got it. 153 CCATECH Are you nuts, walking around here out of uniform? Get suited up! 154 CCATECH If the sergeant catches you out of uniform, he�ll hand you your ass. 155 CCATECH Why are you out of uniform? 156 CCATECH Holy shit! We�re being invaded! Alert! 157 CCATECH Intruders! Call the guard! 158 CCATECH Guard! Intruders in the comm center! 159 CCATECH What�s up? Are we under attack? 160 CCATECH Why the alert? What�s happening? 161 CCATECH What the hell�s going on? 162 CCATECH I�m just a tech! Don�t shoot me! 163 CCATECH I didn�t sign up for combat, just tech training! 100 CCCHEAT You see Mr. Cheater. 101 CCCHEAT He still looks like a cheater. 200 CCCHEAT Hello I am Mr. Cheater. How may I help you? 201 CCCHEAT Will you kidnap my tribe? 202 CCCHEAT Will you put me on the Shi quest? 203 CCCHEAT Will you put me on the Elron quest? 204 CCCHEAT Will you put me on the Brotherhood quest? 205 CCCHEAT Make it so I've already been to the military base. 206 CCCHEAT I've kidnapped your tribe. 207 CCCHEAT I've put you on the Shi quest. 208 CCCHEAT I've put you on the Elron quest. 209 CCCHEAT I've put you on the Brotherhood quest. 210 CCCHEAT Now you have been to the military base. 100 CCCHRIS You see an old man. 101 CCCHRIS You see Chris, the gas station attendant. 102 CCCHRIS You see a scruffy-looking old man wearing a purple robe. 103 CCCHRIS Howdy, stranger. Whoa baby! Check out that set of wheels. Ain't seen one of those in years. What can old Chris do for you? 104 CCCHRIS Howdy, stranger. Ain't seen you around these parts before. What can old Chris do for you? 105 CCCHRIS What this place? 106 CCCHRIS Me look for Navarro. This it? 107 CCCHRIS You see metal bird fly here? 108 CCCHRIS You hear Enclave? They here? 109 CCCHRIS Me just look around. 110 CCCHRIS What is this place? 111 CCCHRIS I'm looking for Navarro. Is this it? 112 CCCHRIS Have you seen any vertibirds fly through here? 113 CCCHRIS Ever hear of the Enclave? Are they around here? 114 CCCHRIS I'm just looking around. 115 CCCHRIS This here's my place, Chris's. It's a service station - ain't you ever seen one of those, in old magazines and such? That's what I got here - a service station. 116 CCCHRIS Me look for Navarro. This it? 117 CCCHRIS You see metal bird fly here? 118 CCCHRIS You hear Enclave? They here? 119 CCCHRIS Uh... me got go. 120 CCCHRIS I'm looking for Navarro. Is this it? 121 CCCHRIS Have you seen any vertibirds fly through here? 122 CCCHRIS Ever hear of the Enclave? Are they around here? 123 CCCHRIS Sorry, got to go. 124 CCCHRIS Navarro? Ain't heard that name in ages. Old military base southeast of San Fran, and that's a ways south of here. 125 CCCHRIS Me been there. It not Navarro. 126 CCCHRIS Okay. Me thank. Me look there. 127 CCCHRIS You lie me. Me know Navarro here. You tell truth or me make you sorry! 128 CCCHRIS I've been there and that's not Navarro. 129 CCCHRIS Okay. I'll take a look there. Thanks. 130 CCCHRIS You're lying. I know that Navarro's here. Tell me the truth or you'll be sorry! 131 CCCHRIS Huh? Uh... Well sure it is. I heard tell of it a while back! Navarro military base, southeast of San Francisco. 132 CCCHRIS You lie me. Me no got patience. You tell truth or me make you sorry! 133 CCCHRIS You lie. I don't have the patience for this. Tell me the truth or you'll be sorry. 134 CCCHRIS Fuck you! (takes a radio out of robe) You want to see sorry? I got some boys who'll show you a whole new meaning for the word! (starts to turn the radio on) 135 CCCHRIS Me kill you dead! 136 CCCHRIS What you do now? 137 CCCHRIS Me gone. 138 CCCHRIS That's a bad move, partner. 139 CCCHRIS What do you think you're doing? 140 CCCHRIS Hey, I'm outta here. 141 CCCHRIS (speaking into radio) Alert! We got an intruder at the station! Alert! 142 CCCHRIS Done. 143 CCCHRIS Well, nice talking with you. Here's some advice though - ain't nothing in these parts except wasteland and radiation. Civilization's south of here. I'd be heading that way if I was you. 144 CCCHRIS Thanks. 145 CCCHRIS Metal birds? Oh, you must mean vertibirds. Now why would you be asking about them here? 146 CCCHRIS Vertibirds? That's an interesting subject. Now why would you be asking about them here? 147 CCCHRIS Shaman say metal bird take village, fly Navarro. Me try find. 148 CCCHRIS People interested. Me try find for them. 149 CCCHRIS You know about? What you know? 150 CCCHRIS The shaman of my tribe told me these vertibirds stole our people. I'm here to find them. 151 CCCHRIS I know some people who are interested in vertibirds. I'm trying to locate them for them. 152 CCCHRIS So you know about vertibirds. Tell me what you know. 153 CCCHRIS Shaman? Look here; if your shaman says he sees things flying around and scooping up people then he's been sniffing too many herbs. Got it? 154 CCCHRIS Hakunin great shaman. If he say he see then he see. 155 CCCHRIS Hakunin was a great shaman. If he says he saw vertibirds, then he saw them! 156 CCCHRIS Well, that doesn't mean anything to me, but in case I see one of these vertibirds, whom should I be telling? 157 CCCHRIS You tell me. Me be around. 158 CCCHRIS Tell Shi. 159 CCCHRIS Tell Brotherhood of Steel. 160 CCCHRIS Tell Hubologists. 161 CCCHRIS Take pick. You tell Shi or Brotherhood of Steel or Hubologists. Everybody interested. 162 CCCHRIS You tell me. I'll be around. 163 CCCHRIS You can tell the Shi. 164 CCCHRIS You can tell the Brotherhood of Steel. 165 CCCHRIS You can tell the Hubologists. 166 CCCHRIS Take your pick. You can tell the Shi or the Brotherhood of Steel or the Hubologists. Everybody seems to be interested in vertibirds. 167 CCCHRIS The Shi, huh? Well if you say so. I'll send word to 'em down in Chiny town. Meanwhile, I got things to do. 168 CCCHRIS Wait. Me have strong friends. They say Navarro here. You tell where or things get messy! 169 CCCHRIS Wait a minute, pal. Obviously, I've got some powerful friends and they tell me Navarro is here. Now you tell me where or things will get messy! 170 CCCHRIS The Brotherhood... Uh, yeah, well, I'll do just that. Meanwhile, I got things to do. 171 CCCHRIS Wait. Me have strong friends. They say Navarro here. You tell where or things get messy! 172 CCCHRIS Wait a minute, pal. Obviously, I've got some powerful friends and they tell me Navarro is here. Now you tell me where or things will get messy! 173 CCCHRIS The Hubs? Yeah, sure, I'll send word if something comes up. Meanwhile, I got things to do. 174 CCCHRIS Wait. Me have strong friends. They say Navarro here. You tell where or things get messy! 175 CCCHRIS Wait a minute, pal. Obviously, I've got some powerful friends and they tell me Navarro is here. Now you tell me where or things will get messy! 176 CCCHRIS Damn, that's a hell of a list... Uh, well, if something comes up I'll... Yeah, well, I got some things to do. 177 CCCHRIS Wait. Me have strong friends. They say Navarro here. You tell where or things get messy! 178 CCCHRIS Wait a minute, pal. Obviously, I've got some powerful friends and they tell me Navarro is here. Now you tell me where or things will get messy! 179 CCCHRIS Uh... Hey, I'm just told to shy off visitors and such. I don't want the kind of trouble you're talking. 180 CCCHRIS Then tell best way in base... now! 181 CCCHRIS Then I would suggest you tell me the best way into the base... now! 182 CCCHRIS I suppose that would be through the trap door in the floor of my room. Just go and leave me be. 183 CCCHRIS Okay, me go. 184 CCCHRIS All right. I'll do that. 185 CCCHRIS I know they fly over here from time to time. They're usually heading south toward San Fran. If you're interested in vertibirds, I'd head there. 186 CCCHRIS Okay, me try there. 187 CCCHRIS Me have friends who want me find vertibirds. Friends say vertibirds come here. 188 CCCHRIS Okay, I'll head that way. 189 CCCHRIS Look, I have some friends who want me to find vertibirds. They say they come from here. 190 CCCHRIS Enclave? That a group or something? That don't ring no chimes with me. What you want with 'em? 191 CCCHRIS Me want join. 192 CCCHRIS I want to join. 193 CCCHRIS Join up? You're a tribal! What makes you think they'd want a tribal? 194 CCCHRIS Join up? You're a tribal! What makes you think they'd want a tribal, and his posse no less? 195 CCCHRIS Me serious. Me join Enclave. 196 CCCHRIS Me serious. Me Join Enclave. 197 CCCHRIS I'm serious. I'm looking to join the Enclave. 198 CCCHRIS I'm serious. I'm looking to join the Enclave 199 CCCHRIS Wait a minute,dummy. Are you trying to say you're one of the Enclave replacements? 200 CCCHRIS Wait a minute. Are you trying to say you're one of the Enclave replacements? 201 CCCHRIS Uh... yeah. 202 CCCHRIS That's right. 203 CCCHRIS Damn. Sorry for the hassles. I'm supposed to clear a bunch of newbies coming through here but I got to weed out the trash. Anyway, just go up to the gate, through the woods there, and give 'em the password. It's 'sheepshead.' Oh, and stay on the path! 204 CCCHRIS Thanks! 205 CCCHRIS Wait a minute, dummy. Are you trying to say you're one of the Enclave replacements? If that's the case, then why aren't you alone? 206 CCCHRIS Wait a minute. Are you trying to say you're one of the Enclave replacements? If that's the case, then why aren't you alone? 207 CCCHRIS Uh... escort? 208 CCCHRIS I hired an escort! 209 CCCHRIS Well, I don't mean to be rude or nothing, but this here's private property. If you're going to be poking around somewhere, don't be doing it here. 210 CCCHRIS Done. 211 CCCHRIS You're back. What can old Chris help you with? 212 CCCHRIS You tell me Navarro south. You lie! Me here for truth. 213 CCCHRIS You told me Navarro was to the south, old man. Now I want to know the truth. 214 CCCHRIS You look familiar. Old Chris thinks he's seen you before... Nope, can't be. 215 CCCHRIS Intruder at the station! Send help! 216 CCCHRIS Sound the alarm! 217 CCCHRIS Intruder alert! Intruder alert! 218 CCCHRIS Die, scum! 219 CCCHRIS The Enclave will promote me for killing you! 220 CCCHRIS Die, outsider! 221 CCCHRIS What the...?! 222 CCCHRIS You use radio and me make you sorry! 223 CCCHRIS You use that radio and I'll make you sorry! 224 CCCHRIS Fuck you! You want to see sorry? I got some boys who'll show you a whole new meaning for the word! (starts to turn the radio on) 225 CCCHRIS Me kill you dead! 226 CCCHRIS What you do now? 227 CCCHRIS Me gone. 228 CCCHRIS That's a bad move, partner. 229 CCCHRIS What do you think you're doing? 230 CCCHRIS Hey, I'm outta here. 231 CCCHRIS Yeah, right. 232 CCCHRIS He's pulling out a radio. He's going to alert the whole base! I've got to deal with him quickly. 800 CCCHRIS You conned Chris to give you the password. 100 CCCOMP1 You see a tech. 101 CCCOMP1 You see a computer tech. 102 CCCOMP1 You see someone wearing a lab coat, complete with pocket protector and a stash of pens. 103 CCCOMP1 Good day, soldier. 104 CCCOMP1 Please don�t touch anything. 105 CCCOMP1 You grunts are not supposed to be in here. 106 CCCOMP1 You�re out of uniform. 107 CCCOMP1 You better suit up. Armory is down the hall on the left. 108 CCCOMP1 You�re taking a big chance being out of uniform. You better report to supply. 109 CCCOMP1 Who the hell are you guys... Alert! Intruders! 110 CCCOMP1 We�ve been infiltrated! Alert! 111 CCCOMP1 Multiple intruders! Sound the alarm! 112 CCCOMP1 Shit! Get the backups started. 113 CCCOMP1 Shut down all classified operations. 114 CCCOMP1 Secure the system and enable all security passwords. 115 CCCOMP1 I�m a scientist, not a fighter! 116 CCCOMP1 Pointy end with the laser diode goes toward the enemy. Then pull trigger. 100 CCCOMP2 You see a tech. 101 CCCOMP2 You see an Enclave technician. 102 CCCOMP2 You see someone wearing a lab coat. He appears confident and self-assured. 103 CCCOMP2 Yes, soldier? 104 CCCOMP2 What this place? 105 CCCOMP2 Me just say hi. Me go now. 106 CCCOMP2 What is this place? 107 CCCOMP2 Just saying hi. See ya. 108 CCCOMP2 This is the computer room. That�s the mainframe over there, the interface terminal is next to it, and these devices are the holotape data storage units. This is the latest and the greatest. 109 CCCOMP2 Oh. Uh, what you do? 110 CCCOMP2 So, what do you do here? 111 CCCOMP2 I�m the senior computer analyst. I get to maintain all of the equipment here. 112 CCCOMP2 Oh. Me use computer? 113 CCCOMP2 Me no understand. Me go. 114 CCCOMP2 Say, can I use the system for a minute? You know, check it out? 115 CCCOMP2 Hey, nice talking to you. I�ll see you later. 116 CCCOMP2 Well... I�m not supposed to allow anyone other than trained personnel to use the equipment. It�s all rather complex and delicate, you understand. 117 CCCOMP2 Please? Me no break. 118 CCCOMP2 I promise not to break it. 119 CCCOMP2 All right. You can access the system from the terminal over there. Just be careful, please. They�ll shoot us both if you damage that machine. Oh, the guest password is �Snookie.� 120 CCCOMP2 I�m sorry but it�s out of the question. I�m not even supposed to allow enlisted personnel in the room let alone allow them to use the equipment. 121 CCCOMP2 Snookie? What is snookie? 122 CCCOMP2 Ok. Me understand. 123 CCCOMP2 Snookie? What the hell is a snookie? 124 CCCOMP2 All right. I understand. 125 CCCOMP2 �Snookie� is my girlfriend�s nickname. I think it�s cute. That�s her out in the hall by the way. She�s one of the guards. 126 CCCOMP2 Ok, fine. Thanks. 127 CCCOMP2 Yeah... cute. Thanks. 128 CCCOMP2 You�re out of uniform. 129 CCCOMP2 You better suit up. Armory is down the hall on the left. 130 CCCOMP2 You�re taking a big chance being out of uniform. You better report to supply. 131 CCCOMP2 Who the hell are you guys... Alert! Intruders! 132 CCCOMP2 We�ve been infiltrated! Alert! 133 CCCOMP2 Multiple intruders! Sound the alarm! 134 CCCOMP2 Shit! Get the backups started. 135 CCCOMP2 Shut down all classified operations. 136 CCCOMP2 Secure the system and enable all security passwords. 137 CCCOMP2 I�m a scientist, not a fighter! 138 CCCOMP2 Pointy end with the laser diode goes toward the enemy. Then pull trigger. 100 CCCOOK You see a cook. 101 CCCOOK You see Cookie, the cook. 102 CCCOOK You see a man in armor wearing a chef�s hat and an apron. 103 CCCOOK Hey soldier. Ya looking for some grub or just someone to talk to? 104 CCCOOK Me want food. 105 CCCOOK Me want talk. 106 CCCOOK I could use something to eat. 107 CCCOOK Let�s chat a while. 108 CCCOOK Well, here ya go. Have some shit on a shingle. The snow and fly shit�s over there. Anything else? 109 CCCOOK What you want me eat? 110 CCCOOK Shit? Snow? What the hell kind of food is this? 111 CCCOOK I�m sorry, ya must be new to the army. Don�t take offense to what I said, that�s just what we call stuff here. Shit on a shingle�s chipped beef on toast. Snow and fly shit�s another name for salt and pepper. 112 CCCOOK Oh... thanks. We talk while eat. 113 CCCOOK Got it, sorry. Let�s chat while I eat. 114 CCCOOK What ya want to talk about? 115 CCCOOK What go on here? 116 CCCOOK Where vertibird plans? 118 CCCOOK Where main base at? 119 CCCOOK Me need get back on duty. Thanks. 120 CCCOOK What�s going on around here? 121 CCCOOK I�m interested in the vertibirds. If I wanted to look at the plans, where could I find them? 123 CCCOOK Where�s Enclave main base located? 124 CCCOOK Thanks. I need to get back to my duty post. 125 CCCOOK Looking for some gossip? I could give ya the latest on what�s happening in maintenance, med lab, or among the grunts. 126 CCCOOK What ya want to hear? 127 CCCOOK What about maintenance? 128 CCCOOK What about med lab? 129 CCCOOK What about grunts? 130 CCCOOK Anything else? 131 CCCOOK Me hear enough. 132 CCCOOK What�s going on in maintenance? 133 CCCOOK What can you tell me about med lab? 134 CCCOOK What about us grunts? 135 CCCOOK Anything else happening? 136 CCCOOK I�ve heard enough, I think. 137 CCCOOK Raul, the vertibird mechanic, doesn�t like Quincy, the head of maintenance. Those two are always getting into it. I don�t think it�s a case of professional rivalry either. Anyway, Raul�s an arrogant ass but Quincy�s an okay kind of guy. I hope he wins in the end. 138 CCCOOK Okay. 139 CCCOOK Yeah, I hear you. 140 CCCOOK Med lab�s been taken over by an Enclave egghead named Schreber. Mean son of a bitch; don�t care for nothing or nobody. He�s been doing some sort of experiments on deathclaws down there, don�t know what though. Anyway, he was making all kinds of noise until the commander ordered the room soundproofed. 141 CCCOOK Got it. 142 CCCOOK That�s interesting. 143 CCCOOK Ha! We�re talking romance, my friend. It seems one of the computer geeks has fallen for one of the grunts, the guard outside med lab. Even has one of those cutesy names for her. Calls her "Snookie" of all things. 144 CCCOOK Cute. 145 CCCOOK Nah, that�s it around this place. If I hear anything more I�ll let ya know. I like talking about it just as much as I like hearing it! 146 CCCOOK Thanks. 147 CCCOOK Why ya interested in those? Oh well, no matter. Quincy keeps them over in maintenance I think. 148 CCCOOK Okay. 149 CCCOOK Where that? 150 CCCOOK I see. 151 CCCOOK Where�s that? 152 CCCOOK Northeast corner of the base, friend. Can�t miss it. 153 CCCOOK Okay. Thanks. 156 CCCOOK I�m surprised ya don�t know, ya must be a local, I guess. Anyway, main base�s in the middle of the goddamned ocean. Well, not smack ass in the middle, but it might as well be. Only way to get there is by ship or vertibird and the damn ship�s been tinkered with. Ya need a fob to operate the damn thing. 157 CCCOOK Fob? 158 CCCOOK Yeah, a passkey. Commander keeps it in his office. Without it ya can�t access some areas of the ship and that keeps the locals down in San Fran from paying an unwelcome visit. 159 CCCOOK Good idea. 160 CCCOOK Where commander office? 161 CCCOOK That�s a good idea. 162 CCCOOK So where�s the commander�s office? 163 CCCOOK Take the elevator in the next room down, follow the hallway to the main junction, and go straight. 164 CCCOOK Thanks. 165 CCCOOK Hey, soldier. Good to hear from you again. Grub or talk this time? 166 CCCOOK Food. 167 CCCOOK Chitchat. 168 CCCOOK Me just say hi. 169 CCCOOK Neither, I�m just saying hi. 170 CCCOOK Here ya go. It�s dead, it�s cooked, it�s unidentifiable. Enjoy. 171 CCCOOK Uh... Thanks. 172 CCCOOK Son, I can tell from the smell that you're not wearin' one of them powered armor suits. If the sarge sees you out of uniform you�re screwed. And I ain�t talking the type of screwing that feels good. Now get your ass down to supply and suit up. 173 CCCOOK Little lady, I can tell from the smell that you're not wearin' one of them powered armor suits. If the sarge sees you out of uniform you�re screwed. And I ain�t talking the type of screwing that feels good. Now get your ass down to supply and suit up. 174 CCCOOK Where that? 175 CCCOOK Okay. 176 CCCOOK Where�s that? 177 CCCOOK I�ll take care of it. 178 CCCOOK Take the elevator in the next room down, follow the hall to the main junction, turn left, and it�s the first door on your left. Off you go. 179 CCCOOK Thanks. 180 CCCOOK Holy shit! I�m just a cook... and a blind one at that. I didn�t see any intruders come through here. 181 CCCOOK Thanks. 182 CCCOOK Damned alarms. Always such a ruckus when they go off. 183 CCCOOK What the hell is that damn thing going on about this time? 184 CCCOOK I wish to hell we�d use silent alarms, damn thing gives me a headache. 185 CCCOOK I�m gonna fry your ass up and serve it on a plate. 186 CCCOOK Your goose is cooked. Ha! I made a funny! 100 CCDOCTOR You see a scientist. 101 CCDOCTOR You see Dr. Schreber. 102 CCDOCTOR You see a balding man in a lab coat. 103 CCDOCTOR I hope you have a good reason for interrupting my work, soldier. 104 CCDOCTOR Me want ask questions. 105 CCDOCTOR No, me come back later. 106 CCDOCTOR Very well. I have to live with you grunts so I might as well make an effort to get along with you. 107 CCDOCTOR What do you want to know? 108 CCDOCTOR Who you? 109 CCDOCTOR What you do? 110 CCDOCTOR What this place? 111 CCDOCTOR Why room made no sound? 112 CCDOCTOR Why D'claw in other room? 113 CCDOCTOR Why doggie by door no move? No nothing? 114 CCDOCTOR Me got go now. 115 CCDOCTOR Who are you? 116 CCDOCTOR What do you do here? 117 CCDOCTOR What is this place? 118 CCDOCTOR Why is this room soundproofed? 119 CCDOCTOR Why is there a deathclaw in the other room? 120 CCDOCTOR What's with the dog statue by the door? 121 CCDOCTOR I must go now. 122 CCDOCTOR My name is Schreber, Dr. Schreber. I'm the base physician among other things. Don't bother with your name, soldier. All of you grunts look the same in that armor of yours. 123 CCDOCTOR Okay. 124 CCDOCTOR Got it. 125 CCDOCTOR I work as the base physician but that's just a sideline. Actually, I'm a geneticist. 126 CCDOCTOR What that? 127 CCDOCTOR What's a geneticist? 128 CCDOCTOR I really don't think you have the intellectual capacity to understand my work, soldier. Let's just say that I can 'customize' people or animals. 129 CCDOCTOR Yeah... sure. 130 CCDOCTOR Yeah... I need to ask you a couple more things. 131 CCDOCTOR This was the base med lab. However, I felt that my experiments took precedence over the minimal medical needs of the soldiers here so I had it converted into a lab. 132 CCDOCTOR How... nice. 133 CCDOCTOR That's nice. So tell me something else. 134 CCDOCTOR Why room made no sound? Oh, you mean the soundproofing! In the course of my research I perform... experiments on test subjects. Sometimes they get a little vocal. The base commander found this to be disturbing so he had the soundproofing installed. 135 CCDOCTOR In the course of my research I perform... experiments on test subjects. Sometimes they get a little vocal. The base commander found this to be disturbing so he had the soundproofing installed. 136 CCDOCTOR Oh... 137 CCDOCTOR I see. 138 CCDOCTOR Big, brown, and ugly? It's an experiment that I've recently completed. It's scheduled for termination. 139 CCDOCTOR What termination mean? 140 CCDOCTOR Why are you going to kill it? 141 CCDOCTOR Oh my... Aren't you the bright one? Terminate. Kill, put down, put to sleep, make dead. Get it? 142 CCDOCTOR Me got. Why you want kill D'claw? 143 CCDOCTOR The Enclave has been looking for cheap, expendable soldiers. We are interested in deathclaws because they have built in armor and weapons, and they're mean as hell. They just need to be smarter so they can understand commands but not too smart or they could develop a will of their own. With me so far? 144 CCDOCTOR Uh... Yeah. 145 CCDOCTOR Yes, I follow you. 146 CCDOCTOR Well we succeeded! We actually managed to increase their intelligence. However, I began to suspect that we went too far. That maybe they were a lot smarter than they were letting on. So when I was transferred here I brought one of them with me so I could put my theory to the test. 147 CCDOCTOR And? 148 CCDOCTOR I was right! The deathclaws have apparently been playing dumb, biding their time, and trying to learn as much as they can from us. They can even mimic human speech! I've actually had a conversation with that fellow in the next room. 149 CCDOCTOR Anyway. The fact that they were capable of conceiving this plan and pulling off the deception shows just how dangerous they are. 150 CCDOCTOR So what you plan do now? 151 CCDOCTOR So what do you plan to do now? 152 CCDOCTOR I'm going to write a report on my findings and have it transmitted to the Enclave. Of course I'll have to recommend the extermination of the deathclaw breed. They are much too dangerous a threat. 153 CCDOCTOR Me got. Need ask more. 154 CCDOCTOR Uh... You sure room soundproof? 155 CCDOCTOR Me want kill D'claw for you! 156 CCDOCTOR Hey, can I kill the deathclaw for you? 157 CCDOCTOR Interesting. Can I ask you about some other things? 158 CCDOCTOR Say Doc, are you sure this room is soundproof? 159 CCDOCTOR Of course I'm sure. The commander would have a fit otherwise. Why? 160 CCDOCTOR No reason. 161 CCDOCTOR Me not want anyone hear you scream as me kill you! 162 CCDOCTOR I was just curious. 163 CCDOCTOR I don't want anyone to hear your screams as I experiment on you. 164 CCDOCTOR Back again? What can I do for you this time? 165 CCDOCTOR You sure room soundproof? 166 CCDOCTOR Me got more question. 167 CCDOCTOR Nothing. Me say hi. 168 CCDOCTOR Are you sure this room is soundproof? 169 CCDOCTOR I wanted to ask you something else. 170 CCDOCTOR Nothing, I just wanted to say 'Hi' again. 171 CCDOCTOR Of course I'm sure. The commander would have a fit otherwise. Why? 172 CCDOCTOR No reason. 173 CCDOCTOR Me not want anyone hear you scream as me kill you! 174 CCDOCTOR I was just curious. 175 CCDOCTOR I don't want anyone to hear your screams as I experiment on you. 176 CCDOCTOR Be my guest. It's in the next room. 177 CCDOCTOR Thanks! 178 CCDOCTOR That is K-9, my dog. I decided to see if I could cyber enhance his intelligence. It worked but he developed a bad case of morals. He decided he didn't like my work or me much, and he bit me. 179 CCDOCTOR As punishment I disabled his legs but left him pretty much functional otherwise. Now he gets to sit there and watch every distasteful thing I do. 180 CCDOCTOR Oh... 181 CCDOCTOR He be fixed? 182 CCDOCTOR I see. 183 CCDOCTOR Can he be fixed? 184 CCDOCTOR Oh yes. I removed his motivator circuit and gave it to Raul up in maintenance. It could always be put back in... Maybe I'll do that someday just to see if he's changed his attitude. 185 CCDOCTOR Okay. 186 CCDOCTOR All right. 187 CCDOCTOR Are you a civilian? 188 CCDOCTOR This is the med lab. The armory is down the hall on your left. 189 CCDOCTOR Why are you out of uniform? 190 CCDOCTOR Holy shit! We're being invaded! Alert! 191 CCDOCTOR Intruders! Call the guard! 192 CCDOCTOR Guard! Intruders in the med lab! 193 CCDOCTOR What's up? Are we under attack? 194 CCDOCTOR Why the alert? What's happening? 195 CCDOCTOR What the hell's going on? 196 CCDOCTOR I'm not a hostile, don't shoot me. 197 CCDOCTOR I didn't sign up for combat, so leave me alone. 198 CCDOCTOR Damn it! I'm a doctor not a soldier! 200 CCDOCTOR [More] 201 CCDOCTOR I wanted to ask you some questions. 202 CCDOCTOR Not right now. Sorry to bother you. 100 CCDRGRD You see someone in combat armor. 101 CCDRGRD You see the commander�s door guard. 102 CCDRGRD You see someone in combat armor. There is an insignia on the breastplate that you are not familiar with. 103 CCDRGRD Sir! What is your business here? 104 CCDRGRD What this place? 105 CCDRGRD Uh... me new here. 106 CCDRGRD Me here clean. 107 CCDRGRD Me not remember. Me go. 108 CCDRGRD What is this place? 109 CCDRGRD Hi, I�m new here. 110 CCDRGRD I�m here to clean the commander�s office. 111 CCDRGRD Never mind. 112 CCDRGRD This is the base commander�s office. This area is off limits to all personnel. I�ll have to ask you to leave, sir. 113 CCDRGRD Me have business with commander. 114 CCDRGRD Fine. 115 CCDRGRD I have business with the commander. 116 CCDRGRD All right. 117 CCDRGRD What is the nature of your business, sir? 118 CCDRGRD Uh... 119 CCDRGRD Shit. Me screw up... 120 CCDRGRD Never mind. Me go 121 CCDRGRD Well... 122 CCDRGRD Uh, we got a call from base security. Seems they�re worried about the tanker passkey getting into the wrong hands. We�re to lock it up. 123 CCDRGRD I�m leaving. 124 CCDRGRD Sir, this is your final warning. I have to ask you to leave this area. 125 CCDRGRD Ok. 126 CCDRGRD Oh... Fuck it. Me shoot way in. 127 CCDRGRD Fuck it. Going in with guns blazing. 128 CCDRGRD What? Oh, I get it. You screwed the pooch and Dornan�s got you on cleaning detail. 129 CCDRGRD Yeah... me screw... doggy and... yuck. 130 CCDRGRD (speaking to self) Commander. Cleaning detail is here, sir. (pause) Yes, sir. (looking at you) Go on in. 131 CCDRGRD Thanks. 132 CCDRGRD (speaking to self) Commander. Security detail is here. Main base wants the tanker passkey secured. (pause) Yes, sir. (looking at you) Go on in. 133 CCDRGRD Let me see your orders. 134 CCDRGRD Thanks. 135 CCDRGRD Oh, I didn�t bring them with me. 136 CCDRGRD (quietly) You must be lost then. This is the base commander�s office. Nobody�s allowed here unless the old man sends for you. 137 CCDRGRD Nobody come here? Ever? 138 CCDRGRD Nobody sees him? 139 CCDRGRD (quietly) Nobody. Well, just the cleaning crew. They usually come by here in an hour or so. Other than that, this place is off limits. Now, you better head on out. 140 CCDRGRD Okay. 141 CCDRGRD (speaking to self) Commander. Cleaning detail is here, sir. (pause) Yes, sir. (looking at you) Go on in. 142 CCDRGRD You�re early. Come back later. 143 CCDRGRD Okay. 144 CCDRGRD Then get back to comm center and have them print the order. 145 CCDRGRD Okay. 146 CCDRGRD You must be looking for the armory. Go back down the hall, turn right, and it�s the first door on the left. You�ll get your issue there. 147 CCDRGRD Thanks. 148 CCDRGRD Who the hell are you guys... Alert! Intruders! 149 CCDRGRD We�ve been infiltrated! Alert! 150 CCDRGRD Multiple intruders! Sound the alarm! 151 CCDRGRD Security alert! Seal the base! 152 CCDRGRD Secure all stations! We�re on alert 153 CCDRGRD Intruder alert! Go code red! 154 CCDRGRD We�re going to put you under! 155 CCDRGRD The Enclave will rule the world! 156 CCDRGRD You die so that the Enclave will survive! 160 CCDRGRD You're back. Did you bring the order for the fob with you? 161 CCDRGRD No, not yet. I'll get it. 100 CCDRILL You see a guard. 101 CCDRILL You see the gate guard. 102 CCDRILL You see a guard wearing power armor of an unusual design. There is an insignia on the breastplate that you are unfamiliar with. 103 CCDRILL Welcome to Camp Navarro... a civilian! How in the hell did a civilian get on this base! I�ll have someone�s ass for dinner! Get this civilian off government property. 104 CCDRILL Welcome to Camp Navarro... civilians! How the hell did civilians get on this base! I�ll have someone�s ass for dinner! Get these civilians off government property. 105 CCDRILL Wait. I... 106 CCDRILL Well I�ll be damned. I had you escorted off this base and here you are again. I don�t think you�re a civilian after all. More than likely you�re a spy! Sound the alarm and execute this maggot! 107 CCDRILL Well I�ll be damned. I had the bunch of you escorted off this base and here you are again. I don�t think you�re civilians after all. More than likely you�re all spies! Sound the alarm and execute these maggots! 108 CCDRILL Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you�re the replacement. What's your name, private? 109 CCDRILL Uh... me 110 CCDRILL I�m 111 CCDRILL Oh, lovely. They�ve sent me a mo-ron. Listen closely. You will stand guard at the hangar. This is your duty post. You will go there now and stay on guard until told otherwise. Now move it, soldier! 112 CCDRILL Me go. 113 CCDRILL What was that? Did you forget something, maggot? 114 CCDRILL My name is 115 CCDRILL I am not a Sir. I work for a living, you mo-ron. You will call me Sergeant or Sergeant Dornan. Do you understand me! 116 CCDRILL Yes, Sergeant! 117 CCDRILL Sure, Sarge. Whatever. 118 CCDRILL Outstanding. Proceed on the double to the hangar where you will stand guard duty. You will do a fine job. Do you understand? 119 CCDRILL What am I guarding there, Sergeant? 120 CCDRILL Yes, Sergeant! 121 CCDRILL You mo-ron, you are not to question my orders! When I say jump, you jump! When I say fight, you fight! When I tell you to die for your country, then you will certainly die! Have I made myself clear? 122 CCDRILL Yes, Sergeant! 123 CCDRILL Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you�re the new replacement... You are out of uniform, soldier! Where is your power armor? 124 CCDRILL Uh... me not have. 125 CCDRILL The base didn�t issue me any. They said it would be issued here. 126 CCDRILL Uh... I wasn�t issued any armor. 127 CCDRILL It so happens that you�re wearing it... I�ll just take it off your dead body! 128 CCDRILL Don�t have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed! 129 CCDRILL Okay. Me go get suit. 130 CCDRILL Yes, Sergeant! 131 CCDRILL Those paper-shuffling jackasses! How the hell do they expect me to run this unit if they keep shortchanging me on supplies! Double-time it over to the armory and get your issue, then report back to me. Dismissed! 132 CCDRILL Okay. 133 CCDRILL Yes, Sergeant! 134 CCDRILL If I like you, you can call me Sarge. But guess what? I don�t like you! Do you understand? 135 CCDRILL Yes, Sergeant! 136 CCDRILL Excellent! You�re in uniform now so I�m going to give you a rare opportunity. We are going to start over as if I never met your sorry ass. Would you like that, soldier? 137 CCDRILL Yes, uh... Sargent! 138 CCDRILL No! Me not care anymore. Me kick you ass. 139 CCDRILL Yes, Sergeant! 140 CCDRILL I don�t particularly care now that I�m wearing this nice armor. I�m going to kick your ass. 141 CCDRILL Soldier, you are still out of uniform. I gave you a direct order to report to supplies and get your issue. Now, get out of my face and don�t come back until you look like a soldier! 142 CCDRILL This is the second time you have come to me out of uniform, Soldier. There will not be a third! 143 CCDRILL Okay! Okay! Me going. 144 CCDRILL Screw this. Me tired of crap. 145 CCDRILL Yes, Sergeant! I�m on my way. 146 CCDRILL Fuck it. I�m not cut out for this. 147 CCDRILL Trooper, what are you doing here? Get back to your guard post! 148 CCDRILL Mo-ron. If I see you away from your post again, it will be the sorriest day of your short life! 149 CCDRILL You are a danger to us all. That will end now. 150 CCDRILL This base is on alert and I don�t recognize you. Show me your papers, soldier. 151 CCDRILL Me not have papers with on me. 152 CCDRILL Me no need papers! 153 CCDRILL I don�t have my papers with me. They�re in my footlocker. 154 CCDRILL Papers? I�ve got your papers right here! 155 CCDRILL Wrong answer, maggot. You are to carry your papers with you at all times and you should know that! 156 CCDRILL Oops. 157 CCDRILL Stay alert, soldier! 158 CCDRILL Good. You�re on the ball. Stay that way! 159 CCDRILL Nothing to report, I see. Stay at your post. 160 CCDRILL If I catch any of you sleeping I�ll make sure you sleep forever! 161 CCDRILL Good! You found your duty station! 162 CCDRILL Stay at your post until you�re relieved, soldier! 163 CCDRILL At your duty post and awake. Excellent! 164 CCDRILL Stay awake, stay alert, stay alive! 165 CCDRILL Alert! Intruders on the base! 166 CCDRILL Guards! Intruders! 167 CCDRILL Who the hell let these bastards through? Guards! 168 CCDRILL Alert! Spies in the complex! 169 CCDRILL Where the hell is that screw-up private?! 200 CCDRILL . 201 CCDRILL , Sir! 100 CCGGBAK You see a guard. 101 CCGGBAK You see a guard in power armor. 102 CCGGBAK You see someone wearing power armor of an unusual design. There is an insignia on the breastplate that you are unfamiliar with. 103 CCGGBAK Move along. 104 CCGGBAK I�m on duty. I have no time for talk. 105 CCGGBAK Keep it moving. Gate�s that way. 106 CCGGBAK Better go get your issue. 107 CCGGBAK Don�t wander around out of uniform. 108 CCGGBAK You�re in the army now. Don�t get caught out of uniform. 109 CCGGBAK Intruders at the main gate! 110 CCGGBAK Sound the alarm! Intruders! 111 CCGGBAK Deploy backup to the main gate. We�ve got intruders! 112 CCGGBAK Security alert at the main gate! 113 CCGGBAK Secure all stations! Main gate under attack! 114 CCGGBAK Code red at the main gate! 115 CCGGBAK We�re going to put you under! 116 CCGGBAK The Enclave will rule the world! 100 CCGGUARD You see a guard. 101 CCGGUARD You see the gate guard. 102 CCGGUARD You see a guard wearing power armor of an unusual design. There is an insignia on the breastplate that you are unfamiliar with. 103 CCGGUARD Halt! This is federal property � no admittance without proper authorization. 104 CCGGUARD Uh... fed ur al? 105 CCGGUARD Me got pass... where I put? 106 CCGGUARD Me new. Me told you expect. 107 CCGGUARD Oh. Sorry, me go. 108 CCGGUARD I have my pass... it was right here. 109 CCGGUARD I�m a new recruit. I was told you�d be expecting me. 110 CCGGUARD Oh, sorry. I�ll be heading out then. 111 CCGGUARD You�re a little slow, aren'tcha?? Well, just keep moving and don�t come back here. You�ll be fine. Understand? 112 CCGGUARD Me want go inside. 113 CCGGUARD Ok. Me go. 114 CCGGUARD Nobody gets... Damn. (slowly) Need pass get inside. You no got pass. You go away. You no go away, you get hurt. Understand? 115 CCGGUARD How bout me hurt you instead? 116 CCGGUARD Ok. Me go. 117 CCGGUARD (places hand on weapon) Don�t give me any excuses! You need to either show me your pass or give me the password! 118 CCGGUARD No can find pass, no remember password! 119 CCGGUARD Screw this. Me kill. 120 CCGGUARD I�m sorry, I lost my pass and I don�t know anything about a password. 121 CCGGUARD Screw you and everyone who looks like you! 122 CCGGUARD I suggest you leave this installation immediately and do not return here without proper authorization. Do I make myself clear? 123 CCGGUARD Yes. 124 CCGGUARD I see. May I have your password? 125 CCGGUARD I see. (places hand on weapon) All new recruits are to report for duty alone. I suggest you leave this installation immediately and do not return here with your entourage. Do I make myself clear? 126 CCGGUARD Sheepshead. 127 CCGGUARD Yes. 128 CCGGUARD One moment. (pause) Okay, you check out. Report to the drill chief. Go through the gate, past the kennel, and it�s the first door on the right. 129 CCGGUARD (mumbles) Damn jarheads are getting dumber by the hour. 130 CCGGUARD Ok. 131 CCGGUARD Halt! � Oh. I see you�ve returned and you�re alone this time. All right, recruit, what�s the password? 132 CCGGUARD Halt! � You again. I see you�ve still got your group with you. (places hand on weapon) I suggest you leave this installation immediately and do not return here. Do I make myself clear? 133 CCGGUARD Sheepshead. 134 CCGGUARD Yes. 135 CCGGUARD Halt! � Back again, huh? You�d better have your pass or know your password this time. Well, I�m waiting? 136 CCGGUARD Uh... me not know. Me come back. 137 CCGGUARD Screw this. Me walk in over you dead body. 138 CCGGUARD Look, I lost my pass... 139 CCGGUARD Oh to hell with it. Bite the bullet, asshole! 140 CCGGUARD This is your final warning. I suggest you leave this installation immediately and do not return here. Do I make myself clear? 141 CCGGUARD Ok, me go again... 142 CCGGUARD In words of ancients... Fuck you! 143 CCGGUARD All right, I�m going. 144 CCGGUARD In the words of the ancients... Fuck you! 145 CCGGUARD Halt! � You again? You were warned. Alarm! Intruder at the gate! 146 CCGGUARD Damn! 147 CCGGUARD Intruder at the gate! 148 CCGGUARD Main entrance under attack! 149 CCGGUARD To the gate! Intruder at the gate! 200 CCGGUARD ...asshole... 201 CCGGUARD ...yeah, you'd BETTER walk away... 202 CCGGUARD ...what a brownie hound... 100 CCGRDCA You see a guard. 101 CCGRDCA You see a guard in combat armor. 102 CCGRDCA You see someone wearing combat armor. There is an insignia on the breastplate that you are unfamiliar with. 103 CCGRDCA Nothing to report. 104 CCGRDCA Nothing going on with me, how �bout you? 105 CCGRDCA Shouldn�t you be at your post, soldier? It�s not good to wander about here. 106 CCGRDCA You�re out of uniform. 107 CCGRDCA You better report to the Sarge and get suited up. 108 CCGRDCA You�re taking a big chance being out of uniform. You better report to supply. 109 CCGRDCA Who the hell are you guys... Alert! Intruders! 110 CCGRDCA We�ve been infiltrated! Alert! 111 CCGRDCA Multiple intruders! Sound the alarm! 112 CCGRDCA Security alert! Seal the base! 113 CCGRDCA Secure all stations! We�re on alert 114 CCGRDCA Intruder alert! Go code red! 115 CCGRDCA We�re going to put you under! 116 CCGRDCA The Enclave will rule the world! 100 CCGRDPA You see a guard. 101 CCGRDPA You see a guard in power armor. 102 CCGRDPA You see someone wearing power armor of an unusual design. There is an insignia on the breastplate that you are unfamiliar with. 103 CCGRDPA Nothing to report. 104 CCGRDPA Nothing going on with me, how �bout you? 105 CCGRDPA Shouldn�t you be at your post soldier? It�s not good to wander about here. 106 CCGRDPA You�re out of uniform. 107 CCGRDPA You better report to the Sarge and get suited up. 108 CCGRDPA You�re taking a big chance being out of uniform. You better report to supply. 109 CCGRDPA Who the hell are you guys... Alert! Intruders! 110 CCGRDPA We�ve been infiltrated! Alert! 111 CCGRDPA Multiple intruders! Sound the alarm! 112 CCGRDPA Security alert! Seal the base! 113 CCGRDPA Secure all stations! We�re on alert 114 CCGRDPA Intruder alert! Go code red! 115 CCGRDPA We�re going to put you under! 116 CCGRDPA The Enclave will rule the world! 117 CCGRDPA You die so that the Enclave will survive! 200 CCGRDPA ...asshole... 201 CCGRDPA ...yeah, you'd BETTER walk away... 202 CCGRDPA ...what a brownie hound... 100 CCGUARD You see bright, shiny tin man. 101 CCGUARD A soldier in power armor. 102 CCGUARD A soldier in some new type of power armor, you�d guess. 103 CCGUARD Can you believe it? I got KP duty again! 104 CCGUARD Word is the old man�s gonna issue leave to SF! 105 CCGUARD To hell with waiting. I say we nuke all these primitives and get things over with. 106 CCGUARD Got a light? Oh wait, never mind. Got one. 107 CCGUARD Craps game behind the hanger tonight. Don�t let the CO know. 108 CCGUARD Who the--? <zzzt> We got an intruder here! 109 CCGUARD You there! Halt! 110 CCGUARD Intruder on base! 111 CCGUARD Wait you�oh, never mind. 112 CCGUARD Look, better get your id. These false alarms got everybody jumpy. 113 CCGUARD You�re supposed to be here, right? Damn these false alarm�s get on my nerves! 114 CCGUARD Intruder�s over here! Get �em! 115 CCGUARD There�s the intruder! 116 CCGUARD Over here! Don�t let �em get away! 117 CCGUARD We got an attack on the front. Send backup! 118 CCGUARD Don�t let the intruder get to the gate! 100 CCK9 You see a cyberdog. 101 CCK9 You see K-9. 102 CCK9 You see a cyberdog. It is part machine and part dog. 103 CCK9 The life functions of my master have terminated. Are you my new master? 104 CCK9 Uh... doggie talk? 105 CCK9 Okay. Me like doggie. 106 CCK9 No. Not want doggie. 107 CCK9 Ha! A talking dog. 108 CCK9 One; I am a dog. Two; I am communicating with you vocally using the common English language. Therefore it is safe to assume that the answer to your question is 'yes, doggie talk.' Now, do you intend to answer the question that I posed to you a moment ago? 109 CCK9 One; I am a dog. Two; I am communicating with you vocally using the common English language. Therefore it is safe to assume that I am a talking dog. Now, do you intend to answer the question that I posed to you a moment ago? 110 CCK9 Sorry, me forget question. 111 CCK9 Yes. 112 CCK9 No. 113 CCK9 (sigh) Pay attention. Concentrate. Look me in the eyes. Now, are you ready? 114 CCK9 Ready what? 115 CCK9 Yes. Me ready. 116 CCK9 I... If it were not for the fact that your IQ is less than my height in feet I would think that you are trying to irritate me. Now, be silent. Pay attention. Concentrate. Look me in the eyes. I am about to ask you a question. 117 CCK9 So go ahead. Who stopping you? 118 CCK9 The life functions of my master have terminated. Are you my new master? 119 CCK9 Uh... doggie talk? 120 CCK9 Yes. Me want doggie. 121 CCK9 No thanks. 122 CCK9 Sounds good. 123 CCK9 No thanks. 124 CCK9 I... I refuse to go through this with you a second time! Were I capable of full motivation I would bite you in the fleshy part of your anterior region commonly referred to as the... 125 CCK9 Ass. Me know what ass is. Me not dummy. Me just joke with you. 126 CCK9 Oh, a joke. Hardy har har har. Now, are you my new master or not? 127 CCK9 Okay. Me like doggie. 128 CCK9 No. No want doggie. 129 CCK9 Excellent. I am in need of repairs, master. My motivation unit has been removed. Find it, replace it, and I will join you. 130 CCK9 Uh... Where I find? 131 CCK9 Any ideas on where I can find this part? 132 CCK9 I am not sure, master. I would try maintenance. It is upstairs in the northeast corner of the base. 133 CCK9 Okay. Me go. 134 CCK9 I'll try there. If I don't find it, I'll look around for it. 135 CCK9 Then leave me in peace. 136 CCK9 Okay. 137 CCK9 You got it. 138 CCK9 Hello again. The life functions of my master have terminated. Are you my new master? 139 CCK9 Okay. 140 CCK9 No. 141 CCK9 All right. 142 CCK9 No thanks. 143 CCK9 You are not my master. I can not speak to you. Good bye. 144 CCK9 Okay. 145 CCK9 Hello master. Have you found my motivation unit? 146 CCK9 No, me look more. 147 CCK9 Yes. Me find. 148 CCK9 No, I'm still looking for it. 149 CCK9 Got it right here. 150 CCK9 I will wait here for your return, master. 151 CCK9 Okay. 152 CCK9 Then please install the part, master! Please, master! 153 CCK9 Okay. Calm down. 154 CCK9 I appear to be fully functional now, master. Shall I join you? 155 CCK9 That is not where that goes, master. Are you sure you know what you are doing? 156 CCK9 Okay. Doggie come me. 157 CCK9 Me know what doing! Me try again. 158 CCK9 Yes, let's go. 159 CCK9 Hey, I've fixed more complex things than your mangy mutt ass. Be quiet and I'll try this again. 160 CCK9 Go away. I do not want you for a master. 161 CCK9 Leave me in peace. 162 CCK9 I do not like you. Go away. 163 CCK9 I will terminate you. 164 CCK9 Locking weapons on target. Prepare to engage. 165 CCK9 You will be destroyed. 166 CCK9 Yes, master? 167 CCK9 You heal you self. 168 CCK9 You wait here. I be back and get. 169 CCK9 Uh... put weapon away. Okay? 170 CCK9 You stay close. 171 CCK9 You no get far away. 172 CCK9 You too close. Spread out. 173 CCK9 We go now. 174 CCK9 Me done. 175 CCK9 You should heal yourself now. 176 CCK9 I need you to wait here until I come back. 177 CCK9 Put your weapon away, okay? 178 CCK9 Stay close to me. 179 CCK9 Don't get too far away. 180 CCK9 We should spread out a bit 181 CCK9 Let's go. 182 CCK9 That's it for now. 183 CCK9 All systems are functioning at full capacity, master. 184 CCK9 My systems are functioning at near full capacity, master. 185 CCK9 I have performed what repairs I can, master, but I will require further assistance. 186 CCK9 I have performed what repairs I can, master, but system failure is imminent without assistance. 187 CCK9 You wait here. I be back and get. 188 CCK9 Uh... put weapon away. Okay? 189 CCK9 You stay close. 190 CCK9 You no get far away. 191 CCK9 You too close. Spread out. 192 CCK9 We go now. 193 CCK9 Me done. 194 CCK9 I need you to wait here until I come back. 195 CCK9 Put your weapon away. 196 CCK9 Stay close to me. 197 CCK9 Don't get too far away. 198 CCK9 We should spread out a bit 199 CCK9 Let's go. 200 CCK9 That's it for now. 201 CCK9 I will wait here for your return, master. 202 CCK9 You heal you self. 203 CCK9 Uh... put weapon away. Okay? 204 CCK9 You stay close. 205 CCK9 You no get far away. 206 CCK9 You too close. Spread out. 207 CCK9 We go now. 208 CCK9 Me done. 209 CCK9 You should heal yourself now. 210 CCK9 Put your weapon away. 211 CCK9 Stay close to me. 212 CCK9 Don't get too far away. 213 CCK9 We should spread out a bit. 214 CCK9 Let's go. 215 CCK9 That's it for now. 216 CCK9 Retracting weapon, master. 217 CCK9 You heal you self. 218 CCK9 You wait here. I be back and get. 219 CCK9 You stay close. 220 CCK9 You no get far away. 221 CCK9 You too close. Spread out. 222 CCK9 We go now. 223 CCK9 Me done. 224 CCK9 You should heal yourself now. 225 CCK9 I need you to wait here until I come back. 226 CCK9 Stay close to me. 227 CCK9 Don't get too far away. 228 CCK9 We should spread out a bit 229 CCK9 Let's go. 230 CCK9 That's it for now. 231 CCK9 Narrowing distance between us, master. 232 CCK9 You heal you self. 233 CCK9 You wait here. I be back and get. 234 CCK9 Uh... put weapon away. Ok? 235 CCK9 You no get far away. 236 CCK9 You too close. Spread out. 237 CCK9 We go now. 238 CCK9 Me done. 239 CCK9 You should heal yourself now. 240 CCK9 I need you to wait here until I come back. 241 CCK9 Put your weapon away. 242 CCK9 Don't get too far away. 243 CCK9 We should spread out a bit. 244 CCK9 Let's go. 245 CCK9 That's it for now. 246 CCK9 Increasing distance between us, master. 247 CCK9 You heal you self. 248 CCK9 You wait here. I be back and get. 249 CCK9 Uh... put weapon away. Okay? 250 CCK9 You stay close. 251 CCK9 You too close. Spread out. 252 CCK9 We go now. 253 CCK9 Me done. 254 CCK9 You should heal yourself now. 255 CCK9 I need you to wait here until I come back. 256 CCK9 Put your weapon away. 257 CCK9 Stay close to me. 258 CCK9 We should spread out a bit. 259 CCK9 Let's go. 260 CCK9 That's it for now. 261 CCK9 Increasing distance to maximum, master. 262 CCK9 You heal you self. 263 CCK9 You wait here. I be back and get. 264 CCK9 Uh... put weapon away. Okay? 265 CCK9 You stay close. 266 CCK9 You no get far away. 267 CCK9 We go now. 268 CCK9 Me done. 269 CCK9 You should heal yourself now. 270 CCK9 I need you to wait here until I come back. 271 CCK9 Put your weapon away. 272 CCK9 Stay close to me. 273 CCK9 Don't get too far away. 274 CCK9 Let's go. 275 CCK9 That's it for now. 276 CCK9 I am sorry, master, but there does not appear to be room for me in your party. I will wait here until a position opens. 277 CCK9 As you command, master. 278 CCK9 You heal you self. 279 CCK9 You wait here. I be back and get. 280 CCK9 Uh... put weapon away. Okay? 281 CCK9 You stay close. 282 CCK9 You no get far away. 283 CCK9 You too close. Spread out. 284 CCK9 Me done. 285 CCK9 You should heal yourself now. 286 CCK9 I need you to wait here until I come back. 287 CCK9 Put your weapon away. 288 CCK9 Stay close to me. 289 CCK9 Don't get too far away. 290 CCK9 We should spread out a bit. 291 CCK9 That's it for now. 292 CCK9 Sure. You look like a nice enough dog. 293 CCK9 No, thanks. 300 CCK9 Me sad. Me no can fix. 301 CCK9 I'm sorry I can't fix you. 400 CCK9 You seem to be missing a part. 410 CCK9 That does nothing. 420 CCK9 That does not fit. 800 CCK9 You fixed K9. 1000 CCK9 Yes, master? 1100 CCK9 All systems are functioning at full capacity, master. 1200 CCK9 My systems are functioning at near full capacity, master. 1300 CCK9 I have performed what repairs I can master, but I will require further assistance. 1400 CCK9 I have performed what repairs I can master, but system failure is imminent without assistance. 1500 CCK9 I will await your return master. 1600 CCK9 Do you expect me to swallow my teeth master? 1700 CCK9 I will follow at your heel master. 1800 CCK9 I will move to a medium distance master. 1900 CCK9 I will move to maximum acceptable range master. 2000 CCK9 I am sorry, master, but there does not appear to be room for me in your party. I will wait here until a position opens. 2200 CCK9 As you command, master. 2300 CCK9 I have fur master. I carry no other gear. 2400 CCK9 I have no desire to remove my fur, master. 2500 CCK9 Teeth, master. The shiny white things installed in my mouth. 2700 CCK9 You are a bigger asshole than Schreber. I will not join you. 2800 CCK9 Very well master. I am at your command. 100 CCKEVIN You see a mechanic. 101 CCKEVIN You see Kevin, the mechanic. 102 CCKEVIN You see a man in a military uniform. Judging by the grease spots you think he is more of a mechanic than a soldier. 200 CCKEVIN I can't talk right now. Go see Quincy. 201 CCKEVIN Quincy is in charge here. Go see him. 202 CCKEVIN I'm just a junior mechanic. You'll want to talk to Quincy. 300 CCKEVIN You're out of uniform. 301 CCKEVIN You better suit up soldier. 302 CCKEVIN You're taking a big chance being out of uniform. You better report to supply. 400 CCKEVIN Who the hell are you guys... Alert! Intruders! 401 CCKEVIN We've been infiltrated! Alert! 402 CCKEVIN Multiple intruders! Sound the alarm! 500 CCKEVIN Shit! Get the backups started. 501 CCKEVIN Shut down all classified operations. 502 CCKEVIN Secure the system and enable all security passwords. 600 CCKEVIN I'm a mechanic, not a fighter! 601 CCKEVIN Pointy end with the laser diode goes toward the enemy. Then pull the trigger. 100 CCMANDR You see someone in power armor. 101 CCMANDR You see the Navarro base Commander. 102 CCMANDR You see someone wearing power armor of an unusual design. There is an insignia on the breastplate that you are unfamiliar with. 103 CCMANDR Who the hell are you guys... Alert! Intruders on the base! 104 CCMANDR I don�t have time to chitchat with the grunts. You�re dismissed. 105 CCMANDR Time to die. 106 CCMANDR Okay. 107 CCMANDR I told you I don�t have time for you. Leave this office and do not come back here unless I send for you. Dismissed! 108 CCMANDR Disobeying a direct order of a superior officer is treason. I don�t have time to court martial you so I�ll handle this myself. Guards! Kill this idiot! 109 CCMANDR Okay. 110 CCMANDR Screw you! 111 CCMANDR The Fob is in the locker over there. Have the duty officer contact me once it�s secured. Dismissed! 112 CCMANDR Yes sir! 113 CCMANDR Make it quick soldier, I don�t have all day to stand around. 114 CCMANDR Yes sir! 115 CCMANDR Leave my locker alone or I will dish out some serious pain. 116 CCMANDR Yes sir! 117 CCMANDR This base is on alert and I don�t recognize you. Show me your papers, soldier. 118 CCMANDR What papers? 119 CCMANDR You blow me! 120 CCMANDR I don�t seem to have them with me... 121 CCMANDR Papers? I�ve got your papers right here! 122 CCMANDR Wrong answer, maggot. You�re to carry your papers with you at all times. You should know that! 123 CCMANDR Fuck you. 124 CCMANDR Leave my locker alone or I will dish out some serious pain. 100 CCMASTER Big surprise �- it looks like a guy in power armor. 101 CCMASTER Yep, it�s still a guy in power armor. 102 CCMASTER He�s got some kind of insignia on his chest that different from any of the others you�ve seen around here. 103 CCMASTER <Skzzzt-spork> -the armory! 104 CCMASTER What the- <zzzzaaark!>> 105 CCMASTER (So, Sarge sent you. Something about needing power armor. Well, all I got is one in for maintainence. Might have a few problems still, so take it easy. Just sign here.) 106 CCMASTER Uh� Could you repeat that? 107 CCMASTER I think there�s something wrong with your suit. 108 CCMASTER Sure, I�ll do that. 109 CCMASTER No way. Forget it. 110 CCMASTER You the guy Arch radioed about? 111 CCMASTER Are you sure you�re not the guy? 112 CCMASTER Huh? 113 CCMASTER Yes. 114 CCMASTER No. 115 CCMASTER Who are you? What are you doing here? 116 CCMASTER What? 117 CCMASTER Uh� I�m new here? 118 CCMASTER Peek-a-boo! 119 CCMASTER Who are you? What are you doing here? 120 CCMASTER What? 121 CCMASTER Uh� I�m new here? 122 CCMASTER Peek-a-boo! 123 CCMASTER What do you mean? This suit�s working fine! You gonna sign the papers or not? 124 CCMASTER I�m not understanding a word of this. 125 CCMASTER Your speaker�s broken. 126 CCMASTER Sure, whatever. 127 CCMASTER To hell with this! 128 CCMASTER (What, are you deaf? I said I got a suit; just sign here.) 129 CCMASTER Clown, are you? Well, I don�t need this. You explain to Sarge why you don�t have a uniform! 130 CCMASTER Huh? 131 CCMASTER Okay, fine. I�ll do it. 132 CCMASTER Just forget it, okay? 133 CCMASTER Your speaker�s not broken. I can hear you just fine. Just sign the papers and we can get this done. 134 CCMASTER Huh? 135 CCMASTER Fine, I give up! 136 CCMASTER You want me to what? I�m not that kind of person! 137 CCMASTER Okay, what�s your name? 138 CCMASTER [Player name] 139 CCMASTER Pisces? 140 CCMASTER I want the power armor. 141 CCMASTER Swordfish. 142 CCMASTER Right. Unit? 143 CCMASTER Arroyo. 144 CCMASTER Nope. 145 CCMASTER I got better. 146 CCMASTER 42 147 CCMASTER That with an S or a C? 148 CCMASTER Yes. 149 CCMASTER No. 150 CCMASTER I don�t know. 151 CCMASTER You�ll get the damn armor when I�m good and ready! Now, answer the question. 152 CCMASTER [Player name] 153 CCMASTER Pisces? 154 CCMASTER Swordfish. 155 CCMASTER Arroy� Wait a minute! We just hit that place. You�re a damn tribal! Guards! 156 CCMASTER Look, clown, don�t be making trouble or I�ll have your insubordinate ass up on report. Just answer the question. 157 CCMASTER Arroyo. 158 CCMASTER 42 159 CCMASTER That�s it! Get your ass over to your sergeant. I�m sending you up on charges. Dismissed. 160 CCMASTER The 42nd, eh? Good unit. Okay. Here�s your gear. Dismissed, soldier. 161 CCMASTER What are you, deaf? Are you the guy or not? 162 CCMASTER Yes. 163 CCMASTER Like a fish in water. 164 CCMASTER Not. 165 CCMASTER Okay, let�s make this quick. Take that off and I�ll give you a new suit. 166 CCMASTER You�re nothing but static. 167 CCMASTER Huh? 168 CCMASTER Okay. 169 CCMASTER You�re gonna off me? I don�t think so! 170 CCMASTER Oh, well never mind. 171 CCMASTER The power armor. Give me the power armor, you moron. 172 CCMASTER Okay. 173 CCMASTER I already made the deal. I�m not giving you any more. 174 CCMASTER You bet I got something for you, you bastard. 175 CCMASTER Okay, here�s the suit. Now get out of here. 176 CCMASTER You moron; you don�t have the suit. Get out of here! 177 CCMASTER What the hell are you talking about? Give me the suit. 178 CCMASTER All right, already! 179 CCMASTER Screw this! 180 CCMASTER Right, J. Okay, Unit? 181 CCMASTER Arroyo. 182 CCMASTER Nope. 183 CCMASTER I got better. 184 CCMASTER 42 185 CCMASTER You deaf? Who are you? 186 CCMASTER I�m the new guy? 187 CCMASTER Nope, never heard of �em. 188 CCMASTER New guy, eh? Suppose you want your issue. Why don�t anybody ever tell me these things? What�s your name? 189 CCMASTER Huh? You ain�t nothing but static. 190 CCMASTER [Player name] 191 CCMASTER Not if I shoot first! 192 CCMASTER Wait a minute -� you�re not one of us! GUARDS! 193 CCMASTER Look soldier, I already gave you your gear, so get on out of here. 194 CCMASTER What do you want? 100 CCMEDGRD You see a guard. 101 CCMEDGRD You see a guard in combat armor. 102 CCMEDGRD You see someone wearing combat armor. There is an insignia on the breastplate that you are unfamiliar with. 103 CCMEDGRD Nothing to report. 104 CCMEDGRD Nothing going on with me, how 'bout you? 105 CCMEDGRD Shouldn't you be at your post, soldier? It's not good to wander about here. 106 CCMEDGRD You're out of uniform. 107 CCMEDGRD You better report to the Sarge and get suited up. 108 CCMEDGRD You're taking a big chance being out of uniform. You better report to supply. 109 CCMEDGRD Who the hell are you guys... Alert! Intruders! 110 CCMEDGRD We've been infiltrated! Alert! 111 CCMEDGRD Multiple intruders! Sound the alarm! 112 CCMEDGRD Security alert! Seal the base! 113 CCMEDGRD Secure all stations! We're on alert 114 CCMEDGRD Intruder alert! Go code red! 115 CCMEDGRD We're going to put you under! 116 CCMEDGRD The Enclave will rule the world! 117 CCMEDGRD You die so that the Enclave will survive! 118 CCMEDGRD Sorry, soldier. That area is off limits to base personnel. I have to ask you to leave. 119 CCMEDGRD Doc want me kill D'claw. He no want do himself. 120 CCMEDGRD Okay, me go. 121 CCMEDGRD Doc wants me to kill the critter for him. He doesn't want to do it himself. 122 CCMEDGRD I knew the bastard wouldn't have the balls to do it himself. Oh no, it's okay if one of us gets fucked up. (sigh) Oh well. Go on in and good luck, soldier. 123 CCMEDGRD Thanks. 124 CCMEDGRD Why are you looking at me like that, soldier? 125 CCMEDGRD Me hear you call Snookie. That cute. 126 CCMEDGRD I hear you're called Snookie. I think that's cute. 127 CCMEDGRD What... He told you that? When I get off duty I'm going to kick his ass... Move along, soldier. And wipe that smirk off your face! 100 CCNCOMP A computer. 101 CCNCOMP A computer. 102 CCNCOMP The central computer for Navarro. 103 CCNCOMP Please enter your password. 104 CCNCOMP Enter �Snookie� 105 CCNCOMP Forget this doo doo. 106 CCNCOMP Screw this. 107 CCNCOMP Try to hack the system. 108 CCNCOMP Welcome to the Enclave. You have limited system privileges at this time. For ease of use this system has been equipped with a common English parser. Please enter all requests as English sentences. 109 CCNCOMP How may I help you? 110 CCNCOMP Where vertibird plans? 111 CCNCOMP Where Enclave main base? 112 CCNCOMP Where armory? 113 CCNCOMP Where base commander? 114 CCNCOMP Me guess that all. 115 CCNCOMP Where are the vertibird plans located? 116 CCNCOMP Where is the Enclave main base located? 117 CCNCOMP Where is the armory located? 118 CCNCOMP Where is the base commander�s office located? 119 CCNCOMP I guess that�s all. 120 CCNCOMP Searching... Accessing current inventory records... Data acquired. Current records indicate that 1 set of vertibird schematics are in stock. Four copies of the vertibird schematics have been ordered this quarter. Four copies of the vertibird schematics have been delivered this quarter. Three copies of the vertibird schematics have been reported lost this quarter. The vertibird schematics are housed in maintenance. 121 CCNCOMP Okay. Where maintenance? 122 CCNCOMP Fine. So where is maintenance located? 123 CCNCOMP Searching... Accessing base architectural files... Data acquired. Maintenance is located above ground in the northeast quadrant of the base. 124 CCNCOMP Thanks. 125 CCNCOMP Searching... Accessing geographical maps... Data acquired. Enclave headquarters is located 175 miles off of the coast of California in the Pacific ocean. Coordinates are 37 degrees 18 minutes north latitude by 120 degrees 7 minutes west longitude. 126 CCNCOMP What the hell all that mean? 127 CCNCOMP What the hell does all that crap mean? 128 CCNCOMP Searching... Accessing English slang dictionary... Data acquired. Translation follows: 1) It�s a long ways out in the ocean. 2) It�s off the coast of California. 3) It�s west of the city of San Francisco. 4) If you do not understand the geographical coordinate system then you will not find it. 129 CCNCOMP How get there? 130 CCNCOMP How can I get there? 131 CCNCOMP Searching... Accessing transportation directory... Data acquired. Transportation files indicate that 1,257 methods can be used to reach Enclave headquarters. However, records also indicate that only 2 of these methods are currently available. Vertibird transportation can be acquired at Navarro outpost. Ship transportation can be acquired at San Francisco harbor. Please note that ship transportation has been flagged as inaccessible due to security act 9837-334-27A. Ship has been disabled and a passkey is required for reactivation. Base commander, Navarro outpost, currently holds the passkey. 132 CCNCOMP Okay. 133 CCNCOMP Got it. 134 CCNCOMP Searching... Accessing base architectural files... Data acquired. Armory is located below ground in the northwest quadrant of the base. 135 CCNCOMP Me got it. 136 CCNCOMP Yeah, got it. 137 CCNCOMP Searching... Accessing base architectural files... Data acquired. Base commander�s office is located below ground in the northeast quadrant of the base. 138 CCNCOMP Fine. 139 CCNCOMP Sounds good. 140 CCNCOMP Thank you for accessing EnclaveNet. Logging off... 141 CCNCOMP Done. 142 CCNCOMP Command? 143 CCNCOMP Unauthorized activity detected in main computer complex. Security alert. Security alert. 144 CCNCOMP Initiate welcome program. 145 CCNCOMP Shit! 100 CCOMP1 You see a tech. 101 CCOMP1 You see a computer tech. 102 CCOMP1 You see someone wearing a lab coat complete with pocket protector and a stash of pens. 103 CCOMP1 Good day soldier. 104 CCOMP1 Please don�t touch anything. 105 CCOMP1 You grunts are not supposed to be in here. 106 CCOMP1 You�re out of uniform. 107 CCOMP1 You better suit up. Armory is down the hall on the left. 108 CCOMP1 You�re taking a big chance being out of uniform. You better report to supply. 109 CCOMP1 Who the hell are you guys... Alert! Intruders! 110 CCOMP1 We�ve been infiltrated! Alert! 111 CCOMP1 Multiple intruders! Sound the alarm! 112 CCOMP1 Shit! Get the backups started. 113 CCOMP1 Shut down all classified operations. 114 CCOMP1 Secure the system and enable all security passwords. 115 CCOMP1 I�m a scientist, not a fighter! 116 CCOMP1 Pointy end with the laser diode goes toward the enemy. Then pull trigger. 100 CCOMP2 You see a tech. 101 CCOMP2 You see an Enclave technician. 102 CCOMP2 You see someone wearing a lab coat. He appears confident and self-assured. 103 CCOMP2 Yes soldier? 104 CCOMP2 What this place? 105 CCOMP2 Me just say hi. Me go now. 106 CCOMP2 What is this place? 107 CCOMP2 Just saying hi. See ya. 108 CCOMP2 This is the computer room. That�s the mainframe over there, the interface terminal is next to it, and these devices are the holotape data storage units. This is the latest and the greatest. 109 CCOMP2 Oh. Uh, What you do? 110 CCOMP2 So, what do you do here? 111 CCOMP2 I�m the senior computer analyst. I get to maintain all of the equipment here. 112 CCOMP2 Oh. Me use computer? 113 CCOMP2 Me no understand. Me go. 114 CCOMP2 Say, can I use the system for a minute? You know, check it out? 115 CCOMP2 Hey, nice talking to you. I�ll see you later. 116 CCOMP2 Well... I�m not supposed to allow anyone other than trained personnel to use the equipment. It�s all rather complex and delicate you understand. 117 CCOMP2 Please? Me no break. 118 CCOMP2 I promise not to break it 119 CCOMP2 All right. You can access the system from the terminal over there. Just be careful please. They�ll shoot us both if you damage that machine. Oh, the guest password is �Snookie.� 120 CCOMP2 I�m sorry but it�s out of the question. I�m not even supposed to allow enlisted personnel in the room let alone allow them to use the equipment. 121 CCOMP2 Snookie? What is snookie? 122 CCOMP2 Ok. Me understand. 123 CCOMP2 Snookie? What the hell is a snookie? 124 CCOMP2 All right. I understand. 125 CCOMP2 �Snookie� is my girlfriend�s nickname. I think it�s cute. That�s her out in the hall by the way. She�s one of the guards. 126 CCOMP2 Ok, fine. Thanks. 127 CCOMP2 Yeah... Cute. Thanks. 128 CCOMP2 You�re out of uniform. 129 CCOMP2 You better suit up. Armory is down the hall on the left. 130 CCOMP2 You�re taking a big chance being out of uniform. You better report to supply. 131 CCOMP2 Who the hell are you guys... Alert! Intruders! 132 CCOMP2 We�ve been infiltrated! Alert! 133 CCOMP2 Multiple intruders! Sound the alarm! 134 CCOMP2 Shit! Get the backups started. 135 CCOMP2 Shut down all classified operations. 136 CCOMP2 Secure the system and enable all security passwords. 137 CCOMP2 I�m a scientist, not a fighter! 138 CCOMP2 Pointy end with the laser diode goes toward the enemy. Then pull trigger. 100 CCQMSTR You see someone in power armor. 101 CCQMSTR You see the Quartermaster. 102 CCQMSTR You see someone wearing power armor of an unusual design. There is an insignia on the breastplate that you are unfamiliar with. 103 CCQMSTR Who the hell are you guys... Alert! Intruders on the base! 104 CCQMSTR What the... I can see why you're here. You obviously want to get rid of that antique suit you're wearing. 105 CCQMSTR Why are you out of uniform, soldier? 106 CCQMSTR Die! 107 CCQMSTR Uh, yeah... 108 CCQMSTR Uh... 109 CCQMSTR Me new here. 110 CCQMSTR Me not one you soldiers! 111 CCQMSTR Uh, well... 112 CCQMSTR I'm new here. 113 CCQMSTR I'm not one of your soldiers! 114 CCQMSTR Uh, what? Can't think of a good excuse? I'm waiting, soldier! 115 CCQMSTR Me not have uniform yet. 116 CCQMSTR I don't have a uniform yet. 117 CCQMSTR You're a bit on the slow side, aren't you? (sigh) Well, that's not your fault. I have a brother just like you. Anyway, are you new here? I don't recall seeing you before. 118 CCQMSTR Are you new here? I don't recall seeing you before. 119 CCQMSTR Yes! Me new here! 120 CCQMSTR Yes, I'm new here. 121 CCQMSTR Well, you'll need your standard issue, then. Go into the armory, suit up, and take your weapon. You should report to the Drill Sergeant afterwards. 122 CCQMSTR Thanks! 123 CCQMSTR You're welcome. Now get out of here. I've got work to do and I don't want to be disturbed. 124 CCQMSTR I'm busy right now. Come back later. 125 CCQMSTR Hello, recruit. I just got a call from your Sergeant. He says I'm to suit you up and send you back to him. That right? 126 CCQMSTR Yes. 127 CCQMSTR This base is on alert and I don't recognize you. Show me your papers, soldier. 128 CCQMSTR Me not have papers with on me. 129 CCQMSTR Me no need papers! 130 CCQMSTR I don't have my papers with me. They're in my footlocker. 131 CCQMSTR Papers? I've got your papers right here! 132 CCQMSTR Wrong answer. You're to carry your papers with you at all times and you should know that! 100 CCQUINCY You see a man in a military uniform. 101 CCQUINCY You see Quincy the mechanic. 102 CCQUINCY You see a man in a military uniform. Judging by the grease spots you think he is more of a mechanic than a soldier. 103 CCQUINCY Name's Quincy, soldier. Why are you tapping my shoulder and looking lost? 104 CCQUINCY Me need ask you something. 105 CCQUINCY Nothing. 106 CCQUINCY Hi. I need to ask you something. 107 CCQUINCY Never mind. 108 CCQUINCY All right, but make it quick. I have inventory to do. 109 CCQUINCY What do you need to know? 110 CCQUINCY What this place? 111 CCQUINCY Me look for vertibird plans. Where find? 112 CCQUINCY Me told by tech me find vertibird plans here. 113 CCQUINCY Me go now. 114 CCQUINCY What is this place? 115 CCQUINCY I'm looking for vertibird plans. Do you know where I can find them? 116 CCQUINCY I was told by a tech that I could find the vertibird plans here. 117 CCQUINCY Well, got to go. 118 CCQUINCY This is maintenance. We repair pretty much anything except for the vertibirds. 119 CCQUINCY Where vertibird get repair? 120 CCQUINCY Where do the vertibirds get repaired? 121 CCQUINCY They only fit in the hangar or outdoors. You figure it out from there, okay? 122 CCQUINCY Oh... okay. 123 CCQUINCY Oh, yeah. I get it. 124 CCQUINCY Well... I've got a copy of the plans but I can't just hand them out to anyone who asks for them. What do you want with them? 125 CCQUINCY Me got friends down south who want. 126 CCQUINCY Uh... well... 127 CCQUINCY I've got some friends down south who want to get their hands on them 128 CCQUINCY I was told by the Sarge to get them. 129 CCQUINCY Down south... Holy shit! We've got a spy here! Guards! Alert! 130 CCQUINCY Ooops. 131 CCQUINCY Ooops. Put my foot in it this time. 132 CCQUINCY You're one round short of a full clip, aren't you? Well, they call you grunts for a reason. Look, Einstein, I can't give you the plans without authorization, okay? So, go back to whoever sent you here and get the proper paperwork. 133 CCQUINCY Look, Einstein, I can't give you the plans without authorization, okay? So, go back to whoever sent you here and get the proper paperwork. 134 CCQUINCY Okay, me go. 135 CCQUINCY No, me shoot you first, find plans second, then... what come after two? 136 CCQUINCY Hey, you got it. 137 CCQUINCY No, I think I'll shoot you instead and look around for the plans while you bleed. 138 CCQUINCY A tech told you... You mean Raul? Did he send you? 139 CCQUINCY Uh, yeah. 140 CCQUINCY Uh, no. 141 CCQUINCY Yeah, that's the guy. 142 CCQUINCY No, I don't think it was Raul. 143 CCQUINCY Damn it! You know, Raul would lose his head if it weren't placed so firmly up his ass! This is the third time this quarter that he's lost those plans! And now he doesn't even have the brass bouncing balls to come to me and ask for them? Fine, they're in the locker over there. Oh and, when you deliver them, tell that asshole I want to see him. 144 CCQUINCY Thanks. 145 CCQUINCY So you're back. Did you get the authorization? 146 CCQUINCY You again? What is it now? 147 CCQUINCY Yeah, me got plasma rifle. That good enough me! 148 CCQUINCY No, not yet. 149 CCQUINCY Yeah, I've got a big fucking gun. That's good enough for me! 150 CCQUINCY No, not yet. 151 CCQUINCY Me ask you something. 152 CCQUINCY Me just say 'Hi'. 153 CCQUINCY I need to ask you something. 154 CCQUINCY Nothing, just saying 'Hi'. 155 CCQUINCY Are you nuts? Walking around here out of uniform? Get suited up! 156 CCQUINCY If the sergeant catches you out of uniform, he'll hand you your ass. 157 CCQUINCY Why are you out of uniform? 158 CCQUINCY Holy shit! We're being invaded! Alert! 159 CCQUINCY Intruders! Call the guard! 160 CCQUINCY Guard! Intruders in maintenance! 161 CCQUINCY What's up? Are we under attack? 162 CCQUINCY Why the alert? What's happening? 163 CCQUINCY What the hell's going on? 164 CCQUINCY Hey! Don't be rummaging through those drawers. 165 CCQUINCY I told you not to go through my stuff! Guards! 200 CCQUINCY Yeah. Well, don't believe everything you hear. 201 CCQUINCY Who told you that? 'Cause he's next after I knock some sense into you. 300 CCQUINCY Can't you see that I am busy? 301 CCQUINCY Hey! Don't be rummaging through those drawers! 100 CCRAUL You see a mechanic. 101 CCRAUL You see Raul, the mechanic. 102 CCRAUL You see a man in a filthy military uniform. Judging by the grease spots you think he is more of a mechanic than a soldier, and a hard working one to boot. 103 CCRAUL Sorry, man, but I don't have time to chit-chat, you know? I got to get this bird working. 104 CCRAUL Doc want fix K-9. He say you got part. 105 CCRAUL Uh... okay. 106 CCRAUL Uh, Quincy want see you. He ask me tell you. 107 CCRAUL The doc wants to fix his dog. He sent me for the part. 108 CCRAUL Fine. Bye. 109 CCRAUL Raul, Quincy wants to see you. 110 CCRAUL Quincy, huh? Well, Raul don't want to see him, man. Raul is tired of his shit, you know? 111 CCRAUL Okay. 112 CCRAUL Quincy say you asshole. You no got balls see him. 113 CCRAUL Fine. 114 CCRAUL Quincy said you were an asshole and that you wouldn't have the balls to report to him. 115 CCRAUL Hey man, Raul don't take no shit from nobody. You see Quincy working on these birds? No way, man. Only Raul works on these babies. You know why? Cause Quincy don't know DICK, man, that's why! 116 CCRAUL Uh... 117 CCRAUL Well... 118 CCRAUL Hey, sorry, man. Raul shouldn't be yelling at you, you know? It's not your fault; you're just the messenger. Hey, man, you busy right now? 119 CCRAUL No, me not busy. Why? 120 CCRAUL Not really, why? 121 CCRAUL Hey look, man. Raul's going to go pay Quincy a visit, you know? Raul's going to clean the old mans clock. You stay here and watch Raul's birds. Ok? 122 CCRAUL Me watch. 123 CCRAUL Sure Raul. I'll do it for you, but not just anybody. 124 CCRAUL Hey, thanks, man. Raul owes you one! Don't go away and, hey, man, if anybody screws with Raul's birds, you shoot them in the ass. Ok? 125 CCRAUL Okay. 126 CCRAUL Hey man, what you think you doing? Get the fuck away from that bird, man! Raul's got enough problems without you grunts fucking with things, you know? Damn flyboys are bad enough! 127 CCRAUL Hey, man, Raul told you to keep the fuck away from his birds, man. Now Raul has to teach you to listen. Come on, man. Take off the fucking armor and go one on one, mano e mano with Raul. 128 CCRAUL No, me not think so. 129 CCRAUL Screw you, Raul. Me shoot you ass dead! 130 CCRAUL No thanks, you're too tough for me pal. 131 CCRAUL Why use fists when I have a perfectly good gun? 132 CCRAUL Then don't fuck with Raul's birds, man! Get out of here! 133 CCRAUL Okay. 134 CCRAUL Raul thinks you must be nuts walking around here out of uniform. 135 CCRAUL Hey, man, if the sergeant catches you out of uniform he'll hand you your ass. 136 CCRAUL Why are you out of uniform, man? 137 CCRAUL Holy shit! We're being invaded! Alert! 138 CCRAUL Intruders! Call the guard! 139 CCRAUL Guard! Intruders in the hangar! 140 CCRAUL Hey, man, what's up? We under attack? 141 CCRAUL Why the alert, man? What's happening? 142 CCRAUL What the hell's going on? 143 CCRAUL Raul's going to put you in med lab, man. 144 CCRAUL Hey, man, say your prayers! 145 CCRAUL Raul's going to kick your ass! 146 CCRAUL Hey, man, it's in the locker over there. Take it and tell the doc Raul says hi. 147 CCRAUL Thanks. 150 CCRAUL Hey, man! Raul don't like it when people mess with his shit. Get out, man. 151 CCRAUL Raul told you not to go through his stuff! Guards! 200 CCRAUL Raul heard you were talking shit about him again. 201 CCRAUL This has happened once too often, asshole. Raul's gonna hurt you bad this time. 100 CCTECH A soldier in a duty uniform. 101 CCTECH Some Pfc-Tech, grade X. 102 CCTECH He�s wearing a military uniform, but it�s clear this guy�s more a technician than a soldier. 103 CCTECH Look, how many times I got to tell you goons? Don�t get in the way! 104 CCTECH Don�t you have something to shoot? 105 CCTECH Greetings, trooper. 106 CCTECH Who are you? Guards! 107 CCTECH What the hell is this? Infiltrator on base! 108 CCTECH Shit! Where�s my gun! 109 CCTECH Look, they already searched here and they didn�t find anything. 110 CCTECH Jeez, these false alarms make me jumpy as hell. 111 CCTECH Great, another false alarm. Now we�ll have to tear the whole system down and put it back together again. 112 CCTECH Goddamn it! Over here! Get the spy! 113 CCTECH Shit! It�s an attack! Where�s my piece? 114 CCTECH Shooting? Nobody said there�d be any shooting! 115 CCTECH Who the hell are you? Guards! 116 CCTECH You�re not Enclave! Guards! 117 CCTECH Infiltrators! Saboteurs! Over here! 118 CCTECH Hey, don�t mess up the plans. I�m working here. 119 CCTECH Where the hell�s that gyrovator part? 120 CCTECH Damn fly-boys, always breaking my machines. 121 CCTECH Roger that, we got you on the scope -� don�t bother me, I�m working. 122 CCTECH Look, no personal calls allowed, soldier. 123 CCTECH Sorry, can�t help you now. 124 CCTECH You have business down here? If not, out of my way. 125 CCTECH This is a restricted area, soldier. 126 CCTECH Move out of my way, soldier. 127 CCTECH What the hell? What�s going on up there? 128 CCTECH Shit! They�ve broken in! 100 CCTECH1 You see a tech. 101 CCTECH1 You see an Enclave technician. 102 CCTECH1 You see someone wearing a lab coat with a pocket protector and lots of pens stuffed in it. He has that slightly confused look of someone new to a job. 103 CCTECH1 Yes, sir? 104 CCTECH1 Me new here. Need ask question. 105 CCTECH1 Me just say hi. Me go now. 106 CCTECH1 I�m new here. I need to ask a few questions to familiarize myself with the base. 107 CCTECH1 Sorry to bother you. I�m just saying hi. 108 CCTECH1 I�m a new recruit myself, sir. I don�t know if I can answer all your questions but I�ll try. 109 CCTECH1 What can I help you with? 110 CCTECH1 What this place? 111 CCTECH1 What you job? 112 CCTECH1 Where Enclave main base at. 113 CCTECH1 Me look for vertibird plans. Where I find? 117 CCTECH1 Me be go now. 118 CCTECH1 What is this place? 119 CCTECH1 What is your job here? 120 CCTECH1 Where is the Enclave main base located? 121 CCTECH1 I need to look at the vertibird plans. Where are they kept? 125 CCTECH1 Nothing. I�ve got to go. 126 CCTECH1 This is the comm center. We handle all communications with the main base from here. 127 CCTECH1 Me see. Me ask more. 128 CCTECH1 All right. A couple more questions. 129 CCTECH1 I�m a comm center technician, second class. I handle all communications with main base and I maintain equipment status. 130 CCTECH1 Uh... yeah. 131 CCTECH1 Good. Keep up the good work. 132 CCTECH1 You�ve got to be kidding, right? 133 CCTECH1 No kid. Where base? 134 CCTECH1 Do I look like I�m kidding? 135 CCTECH1 The main base is located off the Pacific coast near the city of San Francisco. May I ask why you are asking? 136 CCTECH1 No. Reason military. How many way get to base? 137 CCTECH1 No. This is a military matter. Now, how many ways do you know of to reach the base? 138 CCTECH1 Well... there�s the vertibirds, but that�s pretty obvious. Then there�s the tanker down in San Fran. Other than that I guess you�d have to swim. 139 CCTECH1 Thanks. 140 CCTECH1 Thanks. 141 CCTECH1 They would be located in maintenance, next to air traffic control. 142 CCTECH1 Okay. 143 CCTECH1 Got it. 153 CCTECH1 Are you nuts, walking around here out of uniform? Get suited up! 154 CCTECH1 If the sergeant catches you out of uniform he�ll hand you your ass. 155 CCTECH1 Why are you out of uniform? 156 CCTECH1 Holy shit! We�re being invaded! Alert! 157 CCTECH1 Intruders! Call the guard! 158 CCTECH1 Guard! Intruders in the comm center! 159 CCTECH1 What�s up? Are we under attack? 160 CCTECH1 Why the alert? What�s happening? 161 CCTECH1 What the hell�s going on? 162 CCTECH1 I�m just a tech, don�t shoot me! 163 CCTECH1 I didn�t sign up for combat, just tech training! 100 CCTECH2 You see a tech. 101 CCTECH2 You see an Enclave technician. 102 CCTECH2 You see someone wearing a lab coat. He appears confident and self-assured. 103 CCTECH2 Yes, sir? 104 CCTECH2 Me new here. Need ask question. 105 CCTECH2 Me just say hi. Me go now. 106 CCTECH2 I�m new here and I�m trying to get familiar with the base. Can I ask you some questions? 107 CCTECH2 Just saying hi. See ya. 108 CCTECH2 Certainly, soldier. 109 CCTECH2 What can I help you with? 110 CCTECH2 What this place? 111 CCTECH2 What you job? 112 CCTECH2 Where Enclave main base at? 113 CCTECH2 Me look for vertibird plans. Where I find? 117 CCTECH2 Me be go now. 118 CCTECH2 What is this place? 119 CCTECH2 What is your job here? 120 CCTECH2 Where is the Enclave main base located? 121 CCTECH2 I need to look at the vertibird plans. Where are they kept? 125 CCTECH2 Nothing. I�ve got to go. 126 CCTECH2 This is the comm center. From here we handle all communications with the main base and any other outposts that have been established. 127 CCTECH2 Me see. Me ask more. 128 CCTECH2 All right. A couple more questions. 129 CCTECH2 I�m a comm center technician, first class. I perform supervisory duties. Mainly I make sure the other techs don�t screw up. 130 CCTECH2 Uh... yeah. 131 CCTECH2 Good. Keep up the good work. 132 CCTECH2 Soldier, that information is on a "need to know"-only basis. If you have to ask the question then you don�t need to know. 133 CCTECH2 Okay. 134 CCTECH2 Come on, it�s not like I�m some damn tribal or something. We�re in the same outfit; notice the insignia on the armor? 135 CCTECH2 I understand. 136 CCTECH2 Yes, sir. The main base is located off the Pacific coast near the city of San Francisco. May I inquire why you are asking, sir? 137 CCTECH2 Soldier, I told you that information is on a "need to know"-only basis. 138 CCTECH2 For security purposes, I�m checking the level of information awareness among base personnel. Now, tell me all the ways you personally know of to get to main base. 139 CCTECH2 I understand. 140 CCTECH2 Yes, sir. First, the vertibirds are the primary method used in reaching main base. Due to the complexity of their operation it is doubtful that subversives could commandeer a vertibird. Second, there is an operational fuel tanker in San Francisco harbor. The ship has, however, been disabled and a passkey is required to restart it. The base commander has the passkey in his possession. Third, with the proper equipment, you could conceivably swim to main base but the probability of survival is next to nil. 141 CCTECH2 Thanks. 142 CCTECH2 Thanks. 143 CCTECH2 They would be located in maintenance, next to air traffic control. 144 CCTECH2 Okay. 145 CCTECH2 Got it. 155 CCTECH2 Are you nuts, walking around here out of uniform? Get suited up! 156 CCTECH2 If the sergeant catches you out of uniform he�ll hand you your ass. 157 CCTECH2 Why are you out of uniform? 158 CCTECH2 Holy shit! We�re being invaded! Alert! 159 CCTECH2 Intruders! Call the guard! 160 CCTECH2 Guard! Intruders in the comm center! 161 CCTECH2 What�s up? Are we under attack? 162 CCTECH2 Why the alert? What�s happening? 163 CCTECH2 What the hell�s going on? 164 CCTECH2 I�m just a tech, don�t shoot me! 165 CCTECH2 I didn�t sign up for combat, just tech training! 100 CCTURRET A Plasma Turret. 101 CCTURRET A Mk II Plasma Turret. 100 CCXARN Greetings, human. I am the warrior Xarn. Are you to be my executioner? 101 CCXARN Yes. 102 CCXARN No, me here rescue you. 103 CCXARN Not know. Me want know why you here. 104 CCXARN Yes I am. 105 CCXARN No, I'm here to rescue you. 106 CCXARN I don't know. I'd like to know why you are here. 107 CCXARN So be it. I do not intend to go quietly, human. Let us make this a battle to remember! 108 CCXARN Okay. 109 CCXARN Wait. Me change mind. Why are you here? 110 CCXARN I'm ready. Let's party. 111 CCXARN Wait a minute. Why are you here? 112 CCXARN I find it hard to believe that an Enclave soldier is here to rescue me. More likely, you are here to build up my hopes so that you can dash them to pieces. 113 CCXARN No. Me here rescue you. Really. 114 CCXARN Look, I really am here to rescue you! 115 CCXARN You are my last hope so I will place my trust in you. That door over there leads to an airshaft that exits into the woods above. I should be able to climb the shaft and gain my freedom. However, the door is securely locked and requires a passkey to open. Find the key, unlock the door, and grant me my freedom. 116 CCXARN Okay, me do. 117 CCXARN Me think about it. 118 CCXARN Sure, I'll do it. 119 CCXARN I'll think about it. 120 CCXARN (Xarn stares at you intently for a moment) Very well. The Enclave created my people as a slave warrior race. They enhanced our intellect hoping we could better understand their commands, and yet not recognize our status as slaves. They failed; we are much more intelligent than they suspect. 121 CCXARN We decided to play the fool until we could gain our freedom. Our chance arrived when the Enclave decided to test us outside their control, here on the mainland. Doctor Schreber opposed their decision, but he was overruled. 122 CCXARN Not accepting the Enclave decision, he chose exile to this base, captured me, and has been performing experiments to determine my true nature. He has been successful. When he reports his findings to the Enclave my people will be hunted down and slain. I must escape and warn my people. 123 CCXARN (Xarn stares at you intently for a moment) I have nothing to tell you, human. I can sense the darkness of your soul. 124 CCXARN If doctor such threat why you no kill? 125 CCXARN Screw you then. Me shoot you ass. 126 CCXARN If this guy is such a threat, then why didn't you just kill him? 127 CCXARN Up yours, then. Die, deathclaw. 128 CCXARN (sigh) Recently I began to consider just such an action, even though it is not my way to kill. I am certain the doctor noticed because he stopped seeing me in person. The choice is no longer mine to make. 129 CCXARN You not worry. Doctor dead. He not make report. 130 CCXARN Me thank you for story. 131 CCXARN You don't have to worry. The doc is dead and he didn't make the report. 132 CCXARN Thanks for the story. It was interesting. 133 CCXARN I am sorry to hear of his death but it is for the better that this is so. I would ask you to help me escape this place. Will you? 134 CCXARN Yes, me do. 135 CCXARN Me think about it. 136 CCXARN No, me no think so. 137 CCXARN Yeah, I'll do it. 138 CCXARN No, but I'll think about it. 139 CCXARN No, I don't think so. 140 CCXARN Very well... I will wait here until you come to a decision. 141 CCXARN Done. 142 CCXARN Very well... I am saddened by your decision but it is your choice. If you change your mind, I will be here. 143 CCXARN Bye. 144 CCXARN Goodbye. 145 CCXARN I would ask you to help me escape this place. Will you? 146 CCXARN Yes, me do. 147 CCXARN Me think about it. 148 CCXARN No, me no think so. 149 CCXARN Yeah, I'll do it. 150 CCXARN No, but I'll think about it. 151 CCXARN No, I don't think so. 152 CCXARN Hello again. Are you ready for our battle? 153 CCXARN No want fight, want hear you story. 154 CCXARN Me not want fight. Me here rescue you. 155 CCXARN No. Me go. 156 CCXARN Yes. Me ready. 157 CCXARN I don't really want to fight. Can I hear your story instead? 158 CCXARN I'm here to rescue you, not fight. 159 CCXARN No. I'll be leaving now. 160 CCXARN All right, let's get it over with. 161 CCXARN Hello again. Have you changed your mind? Will you help me? 162 CCXARN Yes. 163 CCXARN No. 164 CCXARN Hello again. Have you changed your mind? Will you help me? 165 CCXARN Yes. 166 CCXARN No. Me still think about it. 167 CCXARN No. Me not help. 168 CCXARN No, I'm still thinking. 169 CCXARN I don't want to help you. 170 CCXARN Hello again. Have you found the key to the door? 171 CCXARN Yes, me open for you. 172 CCXARN Me still look. 173 CCXARN Yeah, I've got it. I'll open the door for you. 174 CCXARN I'm still looking. 175 CCXARN Thank you. I will not forget this. 176 CCXARN You welcome. 177 CCXARN You are welcome. 178 CCXARN Thank you again, my friend. I owe you a debt that can not be repaid. 179 CCXARN Greetings, human. The base is on full alert. Are you by any chance the cause? 180 CCXARN Hello again. The base is on full alert. Are you the cause? 181 CCXARN Yes, me cause. Who you, why you want know? 182 CCXARN Yes, me cause. Why? 183 CCXARN I am Xarn, pack warrior. Allow me to join you and fight at your side for our freedom. Together we stand a chance; alone... who knows? 184 CCXARN Then allow me to join you and fight at your side. Together we may be able to gain our freedom; alone... who knows? 185 CCXARN Before me decide you tell why you here? 186 CCXARN Uh... okay. You come me. We fight way out together. 187 CCXARN You on you own. Me out of here. 188 CCXARN Before I come to any decision I'd like to know why you're here? 189 CCXARN Fine. We're in this together. Load up your claws and let's party down! 190 CCXARN You're on your own pal. I'm out of here. 191 CCXARN Uh... okay. You come me. We fight way out together. 192 CCXARN You on you own. Me out of here. 193 CCXARN Fine. We're in this together. Load up your claws and let's party down! 194 CCXARN You're on your own pal. I'm out of here. 195 CCXARN I thank you, human. Let us kick some Enclave ass! Pack Gruthar! Grrrrrrrhh! 196 CCXARN Okay. 200 CCXARN [More] 201 CCXARN Yes. Who are you? 202 CCXARN Yes. Why? 300 CCXARN Very well. The Enclave created my people as a slave warrior race. They enhanced our intellect hoping we could better understand their commands, and yet not recognize our status as slaves. They failed; we are much more intelligent than they suspect. 301 CCXARN We decided to play the fool until we could gain our freedom. Our chance arrived when the Enclave decided to test us outside their control, here on the mainland. Doctor Schreber opposed their decision, but he was overruled. 302 CCXARN Not accepting the Enclave decision, he chose exile to this base, captured me, and has been performing experiments to determine my true nature. He has been successful. When he reports his findings to the Enclave my people will be hunted down and slain. I must escape and warn my people. 500 CCXARN You are a true Pack brother. May we meet again in more peaceful times. I must go now to prepare my people for war. 501 CCXARN I am going to tear off your limbs and beat you with them. 502 CCXARN Die, treacherous human! 503 CCXARN This will hurt you a lot more than it does me. 600 CCXARN Together we will crush our enemies. 601 CCXARN You line 'em up and I'll knock 'em down. 602 CCXARN Time for some serious head bashing. 700 CCXARN You see a deathclaw. It watches you with strangely intelligent eyes. 701 CCXARN You see Xarn, the deathclaw. 702 CCXARN You see a typical deathclaw. The creature is huge, with a powerful body, sharp teeth, and long claws. 800 CCXARN You killed Xarn. 810 CCXARN You freed Xarn. 1000 CMBATAI2 My face! My face! 1001 CMBATAI2 Ow! That hurt! 1002 CMBATAI2 Ouch! I need some ice for my head 1010 CMBATAI2 Ow, my arm 1011 CMBATAI2 Ow! 1012 CMBATAI2 You broke my arm! 1020 CMBATAI2 Ow, my arm 1021 CMBATAI2 Wahhhh! 1022 CMBATAI2 My God! My arm! 1030 CMBATAI2 Ow! That really hurt! 1031 CMBATAI2 I think I'm gonna faint 1032 CMBATAI2 Ouch! 1033 CMBATAI2 Oooof! 1034 CMBATAI2 That hurt! 1035 CMBATAI2 Just leave me alone! 1036 CMBATAI2 Ohhh, pain! 1060 CMBATAI2 Ow, my leg 1061 CMBATAI2 My knee! 1062 CMBATAI2 Ow! 1070 CMBATAI2 Ow, my leg 1071 CMBATAI2 My knee! 1072 CMBATAI2 Aaaarrrrggghhh! 1080 CMBATAI2 Ow!! My eyes! 1081 CMBATAI2 My face! My eyes! Arrrrgh! 1082 CMBATAI2 My eyes! 1090 CMBATAI2 Ooooooooo, my groin! Ooooooo... 1091 CMBATAI2 Oww...It burns! 1092 CMBATAI2 Urp! 1093 CMBATAI2 Ooorp! aoooww... 1094 CMBATAI2 I...can't...breathe... 1095 CMBATAI2 The pain, the pain... 1100 CMBATAI2 Damn! 1101 CMBATAI2 My aching skull 1102 CMBATAI2 My face! My face! 1110 CMBATAI2 Aggghhh! My arm 1111 CMBATAI2 My arm! 1112 CMBATAI2 Oh man, that hurts! 1120 CMBATAI2 Aggghhh! My arm 1121 CMBATAI2 My arm! 1131 CMBATAI2 Oof! 1132 CMBATAI2 Ouch! 1133 CMBATAI2 Oof! My ribs hurt 1134 CMBATAI2 Ugh! That hurt! 1135 CMBATAI2 Damn! I spit on you! 1136 CMBATAI2 Argh! 1138 CMBATAI2 Oh, my ribs! 1139 CMBATAI2 Ow!!! 1140 CMBATAI2 Oof! 1160 CMBATAI2 Aggghhh! My leg 1161 CMBATAI2 My leg! 1162 CMBATAI2 There goes my knee 1170 CMBATAI2 Aggghhh! My leg 1171 CMBATAI2 My leg! 1172 CMBATAI2 There goes my knee 1180 CMBATAI2 Aggghhh! I'm blind! 1181 CMBATAI2 My eyes! My eyes! 1182 CMBATAI2 My eye! You'll pay for that one! 1190 CMBATAI2 Oooooo, my groin! 1191 CMBATAI2 Oooooooooo! 1192 CMBATAI2 I...can't...breathe... 1193 CMBATAI2 Erg! Right in the jewels! 1194 CMBATAI2 The pain, the pain... 1195 CMBATAI2 Damn, that hurts! 1200 CMBATAI2 Ow! You son of a... 1201 CMBATAI2 You broke my nose! 1202 CMBATAI2 I'll take your head off! 1210 CMBATAI2 Ow, my arm 1211 CMBATAI2 You just made the biggest mistake of your life 1212 CMBATAI2 My arm! 1220 CMBATAI2 Ow, my arm 1221 CMBATAI2 You just made the biggest mistake of your life 1222 CMBATAI2 My arm! 1230 CMBATAI2 Urp! 1231 CMBATAI2 Oof! 1232 CMBATAI2 Ouch! 1234 CMBATAI2 Ugh! That hurt! 1235 CMBATAI2 Ouch! 1236 CMBATAI2 Argh! 1237 CMBATAI2 Oh, I think you broke a rib! 1238 CMBATAI2 Ow!!! My spleen! 1239 CMBATAI2 Oof! 1260 CMBATAI2 Ow, my leg 1261 CMBATAI2 I don't need to stand to kill you! 1262 CMBATAI2 My knee! 1270 CMBATAI2 Ow, my leg 1271 CMBATAI2 I don't need to stand to kill you! 1272 CMBATAI2 My knee! 1280 CMBATAI2 I can't see! 1281 CMBATAI2 This fight is getting worse by the second 1282 CMBATAI2 That was a real cheap shot! 1290 CMBATAI2 Oooooo, my groin! 1291 CMBATAI2 I'll feel that in the morning 1293 CMBATAI2 Urp! 1300 CMBATAI2 That'll be a cool scar! 1301 CMBATAI2 I'm starting to get annoyed 1302 CMBATAI2 Do that again, pig 1310 CMBATAI2 You winged me! 1312 CMBATAI2 You broke my arm, but I'll break your neck 1321 CMBATAI2 It's just a scratch... 1322 CMBATAI2 You broke my arm, so I'm gonna break your neck 1330 CMBATAI2 A little blood ain't hurt no-one 1331 CMBATAI2 Oof! I'm gonna scrag you for that... 1332 CMBATAI2 Ow! 1333 CMBATAI2 I like the pain! 1334 CMBATAI2 I love the sound of cracking ribs! 1335 CMBATAI2 That ain't nothing! 1336 CMBATAI2 Arg! 1360 CMBATAI2 I love the sound of bones crunching 1362 CMBATAI2 You broke my leg, but I'll break your neck 1370 CMBATAI2 I love the sound of bones crunching 1372 CMBATAI2 You broke my arm, but I'll break your neck 1380 CMBATAI2 Hey, I'm blind 1381 CMBATAI2 I can't see. That'll make this fair 1390 CMBATAI2 Oof, my groin! 1391 CMBATAI2 That was a ballsy move 1394 CMBATAI2 So that's the way you want to play it 1395 CMBATAI2 Ack! 1400 CMBATAI2 Warning, CPU malfunction registered! 1401 CMBATAI2 Warning! CPU damage! Processing impaired! 1402 CMBATAI2 Warning! CPU damaged! Rerouting critical system! 1410 CMBATAI2 Manipulator damage registered 1411 CMBATAI2 Unit struck in left manipulator. Damage assessment 1412 CMBATAI2 Manipulator hit registered. Attempting to compensate 1420 CMBATAI2 Manipulator damage registered 1421 CMBATAI2 Unit struck in right manipulator. Damage assessment 1422 CMBATAI2 Manipulator hit registered. Attempting to compensate 1430 CMBATAI2 Frame hit. Correcting for damage 1431 CMBATAI2 Frame hit. Internal repairs initiated 1432 CMBATAI2 Main structure under attack 1433 CMBATAI2 Armor penetrated 1434 CMBATAI2 Main structure under attack. Correcting 1435 CMBATAI2 This unit under attack 1436 CMBATAI2 Attempting combat maneuver 1437 CMBATAI2 Brzzt! 1438 CMBATAI2 Minor damage 1439 CMBATAI2 Brzzt! 1460 CMBATAI2 Motivator damage registered 1462 CMBATAI2 Unit struck in right motivator. Damage assessment 1463 CMBATAI2 Motivator hit registered. Attempting to compensate 1470 CMBATAI2 Motivator damage registered 1471 CMBATAI2 Unit struck in left motivator. Damage assessment 1472 CMBATAI2 Motivator hit registered. Attempting to compensate 1480 CMBATAI2 Sensor hit! Sensor hit! 1481 CMBATAI2 Sensors impaired! Sensors impaired! 1482 CMBATAI2 Sensor system malfunction, attempting bypass 1490 CMBATAI2 Regulator malfunction registered! 1491 CMBATAI2 Regulator damage! Regulation impaired! 1492 CMBATAI2 Regulator damaged! Rerouting critical system! 1500 CMBATAI2 My head is filled with evil spirits. 1501 CMBATAI2 I can hear my ancestors calling me. 1502 CMBATAI2 That will scarr nicely. 1503 CMBATAI2 Ouuuuch! 1504 CMBATAI2 My head is on fire! 1505 CMBATAI2 It burns, it burns! 1506 CMBATAI2 The pain. 1507 CMBATAI2 Your magic is powerful. 1508 CMBATAI2 You cannot steal my soul that way. 1509 CMBATAI2 Your magic cannot kill me. 1510 CMBATAI2 I'll use my right arm to kill you. 1511 CMBATAI2 I only need one hand to kill you. 1512 CMBATAI2 Your pain will be even greater! 1513 CMBATAI2 I didn't need that many fingers anyway. 1514 CMBATAI2 That arm was a little too long anyhow. 1515 CMBATAI2 I will take both your arms for that. 1516 CMBATAI2 For that, I kill you slow. 1517 CMBATAI2 Youch! 1518 CMBATAI2 So much blood. 1519 CMBATAI2 Something to show the young-ones. 1520 CMBATAI2 I will kill you with my left hand. 1521 CMBATAI2 Is your aim that bad? 1522 CMBATAI2 I only need one hand to kill you. 1523 CMBATAI2 I didn't need that many fingers anyway. 1524 CMBATAI2 For that, I kill you slow. 1525 CMBATAI2 I will take both your arms for that. 1526 CMBATAI2 You take my arm, I'll take your head! 1527 CMBATAI2 You seek to cripple me? 1528 CMBATAI2 I will dine on your entrails for that. 1529 CMBATAI2 You will take a long time to die. 1530 CMBATAI2 Awwwwwg! 1531 CMBATAI2 My insides burn! 1532 CMBATAI2 My guts are on fire! 1533 CMBATAI2 My life-spirits flee from me. 1534 CMBATAI2 I've been torn open! 1535 CMBATAI2 May I live long enough to finish you. 1536 CMBATAI2 Ancestors, I am coming. 1537 CMBATAI2 I will never see the village again. 1538 CMBATAI2 At least I will die with honor. 1539 CMBATAI2 My brothers shall avenge me. 1540 CMBATAI2 I have no breath left in me. 1541 CMBATAI2 You have taken my soul. 1542 CMBATAI2 You would mutilate me? 1543 CMBATAI2 I'm gutted like a brahmin. 1544 CMBATAI2 I don't feel good. 1545 CMBATAI2 I can't feel my legs. 1546 CMBATAI2 Suddenly, I feel warm and sleepy. 1547 CMBATAI2 Errrggggg! 1548 CMBATAI2 Gack! cough, cough. 1549 CMBATAI2 Must continue, must slay enemy.... 1550 CMBATAI2 The darkness beckons to me. 1551 CMBATAI2 The hour of my death approaches. 1552 CMBATAI2 The Shaman was right, I do not return. 1553 CMBATAI2 The outworlder has slain me. 1554 CMBATAI2 I am killed. 1555 CMBATAI2 My guts are loosened from my spine! 1556 CMBATAI2 Do not let me shame myself in death. 1557 CMBATAI2 Damn these pesky intestines. 1558 CMBATAI2 Hey, look here, I can see my lunch. 1559 CMBATAI2 Where has all the air gone? 1560 CMBATAI2 I will crawl to kill you. 1561 CMBATAI2 Must keep standing, must.... 1562 CMBATAI2 Do not make me run to catch you! 1563 CMBATAI2 You would cripple me, Coward! 1564 CMBATAI2 Awwwwgg! 1565 CMBATAI2 Bone? So white.... 1566 CMBATAI2 Why can't I walk? 1567 CMBATAI2 Arrrrrrgh. 1568 CMBATAI2 Unnhhh. 1569 CMBATAI2 Leg feels like fire. 1570 CMBATAI2 I will crawl to kill you. 1571 CMBATAI2 Must keep standing, must.... 1572 CMBATAI2 Do not make me run to catch you! 1573 CMBATAI2 You would cripple me, Coward! 1574 CMBATAI2 Awwwwgg! 1575 CMBATAI2 Bone? So white.... 1576 CMBATAI2 Can't walk. Oh the pain.... 1577 CMBATAI2 I will burn off your foot for that. 1578 CMBATAI2 Ooooo-ouuuuch! 1579 CMBATAI2 Leg burns like fire. 1580 CMBATAI2 The darkness is here. 1581 CMBATAI2 Where are you? 1582 CMBATAI2 Help, help me. 1583 CMBATAI2 I can still hear you. 1584 CMBATAI2 Seeking to blind me? You Coward! 1585 CMBATAI2 My sight has been stolen. 1586 CMBATAI2 You can take my eyes but not my courage! 1587 CMBATAI2 Come here so I can kill you! 1588 CMBATAI2 The darkness, the darkness, Aaaiiiieee! 1589 CMBATAI2 Where's my eye, where is it!?! 1590 CMBATAI2 I have too many young all ready. 1591 CMBATAI2 You fight without honor. 1592 CMBATAI2 I'm married, didn't use it anyway. 1593 CMBATAI2 Holy spirits, the world just exploded. 1594 CMBATAI2 Gasp...can't breath.... 1595 CMBATAI2 In high, squeaky, voice--Ouch! 1596 CMBATAI2 Unnhhh. I need to sit down for a bit. 1597 CMBATAI2 You bastard--I kill you slow for that. 1598 CMBATAI2 You know nothing of honor. 1599 CMBATAI2 I butcher you like animal for that. 1600 CMBATAI2 Oh, my pretty face 1601 CMBATAI2 My brains hurt. 1602 CMBATAI2 Now I look like Van Gogh. 1603 CMBATAI2 Damn, there goes my nose. 1604 CMBATAI2 Hey, that's my last tooth. 1605 CMBATAI2 I've been scalped! 1606 CMBATAI2 I'd rather have a bottle in front-of-me... 1607 CMBATAI2 Let me give you a piece of my mind. 1608 CMBATAI2 That's me one good eye, Arrr. 1609 CMBATAI2 Brings a tear to me one good eye. 1610 CMBATAI2 You've disarmed me! 1611 CMBATAI2 Ooohh, da pain, da pain. 1612 CMBATAI2 I've still got a couple fingers left. 1613 CMBATAI2 I only need one finger for *you* bub. 1614 CMBATAI2 I guess I'll give you a hand then. 1615 CMBATAI2 That's worse than a hangnail. 1616 CMBATAI2 That's just gonna kill my backswing. 1617 CMBATAI2 I'll stab you with my stump! 1618 CMBATAI2 Hey, where'd my fingers go? 1619 CMBATAI2 This'll be great for that Capt. Hook look. 1620 CMBATAI2 I shoulda used right-guard. 1621 CMBATAI2 You broke my arm! 1622 CMBATAI2 You're gonna regret that! 1623 CMBATAI2 I'm being moyderd heya. 1624 CMBATAI2 There goes Wimbledon. 1625 CMBATAI2 Sieg...oh, never mind. 1626 CMBATAI2 You've disarmed me! 1627 CMBATAI2 I only need one finger for *you* bub. 1628 CMBATAI2 I'll kick you to death then. 1629 CMBATAI2 There goes my silver-sequined glove! 1630 CMBATAI2 That's *my* liver, give it back! 1631 CMBATAI2 Just a little more to the right, ahhh, that's better. 1632 CMBATAI2 Gerrk! 1633 CMBATAI2 What's that musty smell? Oh, it's my innards. 1634 CMBATAI2 Now that you've eviscerated me, I'm sooo svelte! Thanks! 1635 CMBATAI2 ./~ I left my heart.../~ 1636 CMBATAI2 That tickled my ribs. 1637 CMBATAI2 It's a gut-wound Sarge. 1638 CMBATAI2 Lungs are for sissies. 1639 CMBATAI2 Hey, I've got ribs! 1660 CMBATAI2 Ow, my leg 1661 CMBATAI2 You're gonna pay for that! 1662 CMBATAI2 Argh! You break my leg, I break your neck! 1663 CMBATAI2 Damn, there goes my Tango. 1664 CMBATAI2 Damn, there go my toes. 1665 CMBATAI2 I guess I need a leg up. 1666 CMBATAI2 You scuffed my blue suede shoes! 1667 CMBATAI2 You whacked my wingtips! 1668 CMBATAI2 And I just shaved them too. 1669 CMBATAI2 I'll bite your kneecaps off! 1670 CMBATAI2 My leg! 1671 CMBATAI2 You gored my Gucci's! 1672 CMBATAI2 Ouch! Hey! That's below the belt! 1673 CMBATAI2 You can raise welts like nobody else. 1674 CMBATAI2 Spank me Mommy, I've been naughty. 1675 CMBATAI2 That'll scab-up nicely. 1676 CMBATAI2 Is all that blood mine? 1677 CMBATAI2 Marshall Dillon, Marshall Dillon! 1678 CMBATAI2 That's going to blister. 1679 CMBATAI2 Kai, yai, yippee, ai, ay! 1680 CMBATAI2 Damn blood in my eyes! 1681 CMBATAI2 My eye! You'll pay for that one! 1682 CMBATAI2 Bastard! 1683 CMBATAI2 Who turned out the lights? 1684 CMBATAI2 Hah, that was my glass eye! 1685 CMBATAI2 Squishes like a ripe grape, don't it? 1686 CMBATAI2 I've got my eye on you, uh, could you hand it back please? 1687 CMBATAI2 I can still track you by sound alone! 1688 CMBATAI2 Aiyeee! Aiyeee! my eye! 1689 CMBATAI2 You're blinding me 'cause you're afraid, ain't ya. 1690 CMBATAI2 Aren't you chivalrous. 1691 CMBATAI2 Yooooouuuuch! 1692 CMBATAI2 Unnhhhhh! 1693 CMBATAI2 Maybe if I just don't move for a while.... 1694 CMBATAI2 That's my beef bologna! 1695 CMBATAI2 There goes my social life. 1696 CMBATAI2 Did that...? Oh, yeah, that hurts. 1697 CMBATAI2 Hey look! Prairie oysters. 1698 CMBATAI2 Chopped nuts anyone? 1699 CMBATAI2 No more writing my name in the snow. 1700 CMBATAI2 Not the fricken head you... 1701 CMBATAI2 My...head...getting...dizzy 1702 CMBATAI2 Ugnnn! 1703 CMBATAI2 Not the face! Not the face! 1710 CMBATAI2 I can beat you with one arm! 1711 CMBATAI2 Medic! My arm's fucked! 1712 CMBATAI2 Ack! Good thing I'm ambi... whatever. 1720 CMBATAI2 You broke my arm! Now the fight is fair! 1721 CMBATAI2 Medic! My arm's fucked! 1722 CMBATAI2 You'll need to remove more than my arm to save your ass! 1730 CMBATAI2 Ahhg! Gut shot! 1731 CMBATAI2 Hnrgggg! Can't... breathe... 1732 CMBATAI2 My ribs hurt. Soon I will remove yours! It's only fair! 1733 CMBATAI2 You're...gonna...pay...for...that! 1734 CMBATAI2 *Ooooof* God I hate that... 1735 CMBATAI2 Nggg! Solar plexus! 1760 CMBATAI2 Dammit! My leg! 1761 CMBATAI2 I don't need two legs to kick your ass. 1762 CMBATAI2 Gonna need a stimpack for my leg... 1763 CMBATAI2 Urggg...leg's...screwed... 1770 CMBATAI2 Dammit! My leg! 1771 CMBATAI2 *Ergg* Gonna have a limp after that one... 1772 CMBATAI2 Gonna need a stimpack for my leg... 1773 CMBATAI2 Urggg...leg's...screwed... 1780 CMBATAI2 Shit! Not the eyes! 1781 CMBATAI2 Trying to cripple my depth perception, huh? 1782 CMBATAI2 Can't...see...blood...in...eyes... 1783 CMBATAI2 Don't havta see ya, I can still smell ya! 1790 CMBATAI2 What do you think this is? Some cheap action flick? 1791 CMBATAI2 My balls!!! Come here and let me do that to you! 1792 CMBATAI2 Well, there go my brass balls. 1793 CMBATAI2 Excuse me for a moment while I throw up all over myself. 1794 CMBATAI2 Great. I get to fight someone with a ball fixation. 1795 CMBATAI2 Let me lie down for a second, then I'll come kill you. 1796 CMBATAI2 Nuts! Oh well, no kids for me. 1800 CMBATAI2 Whoa. Something just hit me in the face. 1801 CMBATAI2 What just hit me in the head? 1802 CMBATAI2 Ngggg 1803 CMBATAI2 Glad I'm dusted on Jet, or that would have hurt. 1804 CMBATAI2 Owwwww! Somebody get me a stimpack! Or some Jet! 1810 CMBATAI2 Hey! Somebody just hit my arm! 1811 CMBATAI2 Look, my arm is for needles only. Stop attacking it. 1812 CMBATAI2 Nggggg 1813 CMBATAI2 Owwwww! Somebody get me a stimpack! Or some Jet! 1820 CMBATAI2 Hey! Somebody just hit my arm! 1821 CMBATAI2 Look, my arm is for needles only. Stop attacking it. 1822 CMBATAI2 Nggggg 1823 CMBATAI2 Owwwww! Somebody get me a stimpack! Or some Jet! 1830 CMBATAI2 My spleen! 1831 CMBATAI2 Ow! Owwww, my stupid chest! Ow! 1832 CMBATAI2 Hey! What did you hit me in the chest for, asshole?! 1833 CMBATAI2 Stop hitting me in the chest! 1834 CMBATAI2 Whoa. My chest. You hit it. Cool. 1835 CMBATAI2 Nrgggg 1836 CMBATAI2 *hfff* 1837 CMBATAI2 Owwwww! Somebody get me a stimpack! Or some Jet! 1860 CMBATAI2 Hey! Somebody just hit my leg! 1861 CMBATAI2 Hey! I walk with that leg! 1862 CMBATAI2 Owwwww! Somebody get me a stimpack! Or some Jet! 1870 CMBATAI2 Hey! Somebody just hit my leg! 1871 CMBATAI2 Hey! I walk with that leg! 1872 CMBATAI2 Owwwww! Somebody get me a stimpack! Or some Jet! 1880 CMBATAI2 That didn't FEEL like a needle in my eye... 1881 CMBATAI2 Hey! I see with that eye! 1882 CMBATAI2 My eyes! My eyes! My eyes hurt! 1890 CMBATAI2 I'm so dusted on Jet, I barely felt that. Oh...no, wait. 1891 CMBATAI2 *Hurhkkkk* 1892 CMBATAI2 Kick me in the groin, will you?! 1893 CMBATAI2 Nghhhhh! 1894 CMBATAI2 Not the groin! Not the groin! 1895 CMBATAI2 My genitals! My poor genitals! 1896 CMBATAI2 Pardon me while I throw up all over the place. 1897 CMBATAI2 That...hurt...a...LOT. 1898 CMBATAI2 I hope my groin just went to genital heaven. 2000 CMBATAI2 Mercy! 2001 CMBATAI2 Somebody help me! 2002 CMBATAI2 Please stop! 2003 CMBATAI2 Help! 2004 CMBATAI2 Aaaaahhhh! 2005 CMBATAI2 Mercy! 2020 CMBATAI2 Hmm, uh, stop! 2021 CMBATAI2 I don't like your kind... 2022 CMBATAI2 I really hoped it wouldn't come to this... 2023 CMBATAI2 I guess I have to defend myself 2024 CMBATAI2 I guess I have to defend myself 2025 CMBATAI2 I really hoped it wouldn't come to this... 2040 CMBATAI2 Take this! 2041 CMBATAI2 You shouldn't have started this! 2042 CMBATAI2 You asked for this! 2043 CMBATAI2 How do you like this? 2045 CMBATAI2 You beast! 2046 CMBATAI2 I don't want to do this! 2048 CMBATAI2 I didn't want this fight, but... 2049 CMBATAI2 You cad! 2061 CMBATAI2 You missed me! 2062 CMBATAI2 Wow, that could have hurt! 2063 CMBATAI2 Whew! I'm still alive! 2064 CMBATAI2 Hey! That could have hurt! 2065 CMBATAI2 Whew! I'm still alive! 2100 CMBATAI2 Attack someone else, please! 2101 CMBATAI2 Have mercy! 2102 CMBATAI2 Somebody help me! 2103 CMBATAI2 Please stop! 2105 CMBATAI2 I ain't dyin' for this! 2120 CMBATAI2 Wait til I get you... 2122 CMBATAI2 Hey you! 2123 CMBATAI2 You're not welcome here 2124 CMBATAI2 Nobody's taking this place over... 2125 CMBATAI2 Who do you think you are? 2140 CMBATAI2 You shouldn't have done that 2141 CMBATAI2 We take care of our own 2142 CMBATAI2 This is what we do to vermin! 2143 CMBATAI2 You mutant freak! 2144 CMBATAI2 You bastard! 2145 CMBATAI2 Gonna feed you to the dogs 2146 CMBATAI2 This'll learn ya! 2147 CMBATAI2 Fine. You asked for this. 2148 CMBATAI2 You animal! 2149 CMBATAI2 You deserve what's coming to you! 2160 CMBATAI2 I'm ain't that bad, am I? 2161 CMBATAI2 I've seen smarter Brahmin than you 2162 CMBATAI2 Whew! 2163 CMBATAI2 I ain't no pushover 2164 CMBATAI2 Thank the gods 2165 CMBATAI2 You missed! 2200 CMBATAI2 This ain't worth it! 2201 CMBATAI2 I have better things to do 2202 CMBATAI2 Somebody help me! 2203 CMBATAI2 You got the better of me...this time 2204 CMBATAI2 You'll get what's coming to you! 2205 CMBATAI2 I ain't dyin' for this! 2220 CMBATAI2 It's too late to run 2221 CMBATAI2 Who let you in here? 2222 CMBATAI2 Hey you! 2223 CMBATAI2 We don't like your kind around here! 2224 CMBATAI2 Nobody's taking this place over... 2225 CMBATAI2 Who do you think you are? 2240 CMBATAI2 Take this! 2241 CMBATAI2 How do you like this? 2242 CMBATAI2 This is what we do to vermin! 2243 CMBATAI2 This is for you! 2244 CMBATAI2 Good-bye! 2245 CMBATAI2 Let's get it on! 2246 CMBATAI2 Troublemaking scum! 2247 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna beat you like a red-headed stepchild 2248 CMBATAI2 You animal! 2249 CMBATAI2 You'll regret setting foot in the here! 2260 CMBATAI2 You're not as good as you think 2261 CMBATAI2 Pathetic 2262 CMBATAI2 You're just a common thug 2263 CMBATAI2 You sure ain't nothing special 2264 CMBATAI2 I'm not going to be your victim 2265 CMBATAI2 That was your last mistake 2300 CMBATAI2 I'm taking it on the lam 2301 CMBATAI2 I'll be back! 2302 CMBATAI2 Later punk! 2303 CMBATAI2 This was fun, but I'm gone! 2304 CMBATAI2 You'll pay for this - later! 2305 CMBATAI2 Let's do this again soon! 2320 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna pin your ears back! 2321 CMBATAI2 Fresh meat! 2322 CMBATAI2 You just made my day! 2323 CMBATAI2 You're gonna be my bitch! 2324 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna pin your ears back! 2325 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna settle your hash! 2340 CMBATAI2 Gonna get cha! 2341 CMBATAI2 Time to play! 2342 CMBATAI2 Please don't beg. Death should be dignified. 2343 CMBATAI2 I hope you don't die too quick 2344 CMBATAI2 Got any last words? 2345 CMBATAI2 Take this! 2346 CMBATAI2 Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! 2347 CMBATAI2 Die! 2348 CMBATAI2 Let's open you up a little... 2349 CMBATAI2 You're dogfood, friend. 2360 CMBATAI2 You didn't even wing me 2361 CMBATAI2 You bore me to tears 2362 CMBATAI2 C'mon, punk. Give me a fight! 2363 CMBATAI2 Is that the best you can do? 2364 CMBATAI2 You suck! 2365 CMBATAI2 This is gonna be easier than I thought 2400 CMBATAI2 I'm outta here! 2401 CMBATAI2 Maybe this wasn't a good idea 2402 CMBATAI2 Attack someone else, okay! 2403 CMBATAI2 Yikes! 2404 CMBATAI2 I ain't dyin' for this! 2405 CMBATAI2 That's too much for me 2420 CMBATAI2 Hey you! 2421 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna teach you some manners 2422 CMBATAI2 We don't like your kind around here! 2423 CMBATAI2 You need to learn some respect! 2424 CMBATAI2 Time to earn my pay... 2425 CMBATAI2 Wait til I get you... 2426 CMBATAI2 Why'd you go and hafta do that? 2427 CMBATAI2 There's always idiots like you around to mess up a shift 2440 CMBATAI2 Take that! 2441 CMBATAI2 Feels good huh? 2442 CMBATAI2 Shoulda left it alone 2443 CMBATAI2 How do you like this? 2444 CMBATAI2 Where's your mama now? 2445 CMBATAI2 Take it all! 2446 CMBATAI2 Let's see how tough you are... 2447 CMBATAI2 Punk 2448 CMBATAI2 Skag! 2449 CMBATAI2 I'm putting you away for good 2460 CMBATAI2 Your Mamma teach you that move? 2461 CMBATAI2 You just suck! 2462 CMBATAI2 You ain't good enough 2463 CMBATAI2 That was your last mistake 2464 CMBATAI2 Amateur 2465 CMBATAI2 You learn to fight in bars? 2500 CMBATAI2 Gotta get outta here! 2501 CMBATAI2 I'll be back... 2502 CMBATAI2 You ain't killing me today! 2503 CMBATAI2 Later punk! 2504 CMBATAI2 You ain't seen the last of me! 2505 CMBATAI2 You'll pay for this -- later! 2520 CMBATAI2 You're history! 2521 CMBATAI2 Fresh meat... 2522 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna dance on your grave 2523 CMBATAI2 Everybody! It's target practice! 2524 CMBATAI2 You ready bitch! 2525 CMBATAI2 I'm going to enjoy this... 2540 CMBATAI2 Take it all!!! 2541 CMBATAI2 Don't bother screaming for mercy... 2542 CMBATAI2 This is the best part... 2543 CMBATAI2 You want more of this!!! Huh?! 2544 CMBATAI2 Gonna feed you to the dogs 2545 CMBATAI2 Shouldn't start what you can't finish 2546 CMBATAI2 Hope you don't die too quick 2547 CMBATAI2 Only one of us is walking away 2548 CMBATAI2 Die! 2549 CMBATAI2 I eat punks like you for breakfast 2550 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna feed you to my pet iguana 2551 CMBATAI2 The last thing you'll see is my grinnin' face 2552 CMBATAI2 This is my favorite job 2560 CMBATAI2 You're a joke 2561 CMBATAI2 Is that the best you can do? 2562 CMBATAI2 You're making this easy 2563 CMBATAI2 Just pathetic... 2564 CMBATAI2 Too slow! 2565 CMBATAI2 Loser 2600 CMBATAI2 Run from the Evil One! 2601 CMBATAI2 The spirits bid me to save myself 2602 CMBATAI2 Our foe has used powerful magics--Run! Someone get the Shaman! 2603 CMBATAI2 The dark-spirit runs strong in this one. Death walks the earth! 2604 CMBATAI2 The dark one is here! 2605 CMBATAI2 The dark one seeks to punish us. Run! My soul flees and I must follow! 2606 CMBATAI2 Aiiieeeee!! 2620 CMBATAI2 Ancestor guide my weapon arm! 2621 CMBATAI2 Your strength will be mine. 2622 CMBATAI2 Great will be my glory. 2623 CMBATAI2 I shall dishonor your tribe. 2624 CMBATAI2 Ayah! Nabataluk! 2625 CMBATAI2 Spirits be with me! 2626 CMBATAI2 Come, let our blades dance. 2627 CMBATAI2 Let it begin! 2628 CMBATAI2 U-Suthoooo! 2629 CMBATAI2 The spirits are with me! 2640 CMBATAI2 Your ancestors have deserted you. 2641 CMBATAI2 Your defeat will bring me great honor. My magic knows not defeat! 2642 CMBATAI2 Give up now and we will not eat your heart. 2643 CMBATAI2 You fight bravely--I will eat your courage. The Shamans will sing of my victory . 2644 CMBATAI2 I will bathe in your blood! 2645 CMBATAI2 I do not fear you! 2646 CMBATAI2 I bring you peace, lost one. 2647 CMBATAI2 Glory in battle buys life everlasting! I honor you, strange one. 2648 CMBATAI2 The mists beckon to you. 2649 CMBATAI2 Our ancestors thirst for your soul. 2650 CMBATAI2 My blade grows thirsty 2651 CMBATAI2 Let us drink from the cup of battle! 2660 CMBATAI2 Your eyes are clouded with hatred. 2661 CMBATAI2 Your spirits have abandoned you. 2662 CMBATAI2 Our magic is working! 2663 CMBATAI2 My magic makes me invincible! 2664 CMBATAI2 Your life-force is weakening! 2665 CMBATAI2 Fear is the mind-killer 2666 CMBATAI2 My battle-song is working! 2667 CMBATAI2 Our children know more of battle! 2668 CMBATAI2 You have known peace too long. 2669 CMBATAI2 Are all of your tribe so weak? 2700 CMBATAI2 Reinforcements! 2701 CMBATAI2 They can court martial me.. 2702 CMBATAI2 Medic! 2703 CMBATAI2 Retreat! Retreat! 2704 CMBATAI2 Fall back! Fall back! 2705 CMBATAI2 You may have won the battle... 2720 CMBATAI2 Let's get it on! 2721 CMBATAI2 Hoo-Yah! 2722 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna teach you some manners 2723 CMBATAI2 You're history! 2724 CMBATAI2 Attack! 2725 CMBATAI2 Let's bury this loser! 2726 CMBATAI2 Lock and Load! 2727 CMBATAI2 We'll let god sort out what's left of ya 2740 CMBATAI2 Take this! 2741 CMBATAI2 Now I have you! 2742 CMBATAI2 Now you die! 2743 CMBATAI2 How do you like this? 2744 CMBATAI2 This ain't just a job to us 2745 CMBATAI2 Shouldn't start what you can't finish 2746 CMBATAI2 You better pray to the gods! 2747 CMBATAI2 You ain't even gonna make it to 6am 2748 CMBATAI2 Feel good? 2749 CMBATAI2 See you in Hell 2760 CMBATAI2 Try training some 2761 CMBATAI2 Is that the best you can do? 2762 CMBATAI2 C'mon loser. Gimme a fight! 2763 CMBATAI2 Try aiming next time 2764 CMBATAI2 Civilian... 2765 CMBATAI2 Leave it to the professionals next time 2900 CMBATAI2 Flee! Flee! 2901 CMBATAI2 Retreat! 2902 CMBATAI2 Regroup! 2903 CMBATAI2 Fall back! 2904 CMBATAI2 Withdraw! 2905 CMBATAI2 Aaaaghhh! 2920 CMBATAI2 Kill this fool! 2921 CMBATAI2 Fresh meat... 2922 CMBATAI2 Plunder! 2923 CMBATAI2 This one's mine! 2924 CMBATAI2 Ahhhhhhh! 2925 CMBATAI2 Attack! 2940 CMBATAI2 Enjoy the last few seconds of your life 2941 CMBATAI2 Blood! Blood! Blood! 2942 CMBATAI2 Your heart is mine! 2943 CMBATAI2 RAAAAAAARRRR!! 2944 CMBATAI2 Your weapons will be my trophies! 2945 CMBATAI2 Death! 2946 CMBATAI2 You are mine to kill! 2947 CMBATAI2 Your bones shall bleach in the wastes! 2948 CMBATAI2 Blood and darkness! 2949 CMBATAI2 YAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 2950 CMBATAI2 Drill the scraggin' bastard! 2960 CMBATAI2 Wasted effort! 2961 CMBATAI2 You have failed! 2962 CMBATAI2 My blood is stronger than yours! 2963 CMBATAI2 I live!! 2964 CMBATAI2 Your body is weak and pitiful! 3000 CMBATAI2 Retreat option initiated 3001 CMBATAI2 Tactical plan: retreat 3002 CMBATAI2 Combat effective minimal. Retreat advised 3003 CMBATAI2 Tactical analysis complete. Retreat recommended. 3004 CMBATAI2 Downloading escape program 3005 CMBATAI2 Retreat sequence initiated 3020 CMBATAI2 Target acquired! 3021 CMBATAI2 Terminate! Terminate! 3022 CMBATAI2 The humanoid must not escape 3023 CMBATAI2 Terminate the intruder 3024 CMBATAI2 Combat sequence initiated 3025 CMBATAI2 Uploading combat program 3040 CMBATAI2 Combat sequence initiated 3041 CMBATAI2 Attacking target 3042 CMBATAI2 Initiating attack sequence 3043 CMBATAI2 The intruder must be destroyed! 3044 CMBATAI2 Tactical options selection completed 3045 CMBATAI2 Commencing attack 3046 CMBATAI2 The target will be destroyed 3047 CMBATAI2 Enemy termination sequence begun 3048 CMBATAI2 Target must be eliminated 3049 CMBATAI2 Offensive selection completed 3060 CMBATAI2 Analysis. Defensive program success 3061 CMBATAI2 Analysis. Target offense negligible. 3062 CMBATAI2 Target attack failed. Calculating response 3063 CMBATAI2 Unit was unharmed by attack 3064 CMBATAI2 Recalculating target's offensive abilities 3065 CMBATAI2 Analysis. Target erred in tactical selection. Unit undamaged 3100 CMBATAI2 Gotta get outa here! 3101 CMBATAI2 I'll be back... 3102 CMBATAI2 You ain't killing me today! 3103 CMBATAI2 Later, normie! 3104 CMBATAI2 You ain't heard the last of me! 3105 CMBATAI2 You'll pay for this -- later! 3106 CMBATAI2 I ain't dyin' twice. 3107 CMBATAI2 Feets don't fail me now! 3108 CMBATAI2 I'm just executing a retrograde advance. 3109 CMBATAI2 Uh, time for a tactical withdrawal here. 3110 CMBATAI2 Exit, stage left. 3111 CMBATAI2 It's later than I thought. 3112 CMBATAI2 Gotta run. See ya. 3113 CMBATAI2 Run awaaaaay! 3114 CMBATAI2 I've gotta go reattach some parts. 3115 CMBATAI2 These old bones can't take this anymore. 3116 CMBATAI2 It's not the years, it's the mileage. 3117 CMBATAI2 What a world, what a world.... 3118 CMBATAI2 I guess, you've learned your lesson, I'm outa here! 3119 CMBATAI2 Hey, stop backing away from me. 3120 CMBATAI2 You're history! 3121 CMBATAI2 Fresh meat... 3122 CMBATAI2 Beef, beef, beef--beef bologna! 3123 CMBATAI2 Brains... 3124 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna dig your grave... 3125 CMBATAI2 Hope I can keep your head intact... 3126 CMBATAI2 More Brains.... 3127 CMBATAI2 Send more cops! 3128 CMBATAI2 Send more paramedics! 3129 CMBATAI2 I could use some fresh parts. 3130 CMBATAI2 Steak Tartar comin' up. 3131 CMBATAI2 Come an' get it! 3132 CMBATAI2 Is it soup yet? 3133 CMBATAI2 Where's the beef? 3134 CMBATAI2 Mmm, I just love smoothskins. 3135 CMBATAI2 You crossed my shadow...or sumthin' 3136 CMBATAI2 I knew I heard the chow-bell. 3137 CMBATAI2 Guess who's comin' to dinner. 3138 CMBATAI2 Parts is parts. 3139 CMBATAI2 So, you're my next organ donor huh? 3140 CMBATAI2 Your number is up! 3141 CMBATAI2 Don't bother screaming for mercy... 3142 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna enjoy this 3143 CMBATAI2 Oooo, that's gotta hurt! 3144 CMBATAI2 Slicin' & Dicin' time. 3145 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna eat your liver! 3146 CMBATAI2 Hope you don't die too quick 3147 CMBATAI2 Dinnertime! 3148 CMBATAI2 Die! 3149 CMBATAI2 I eat punks like you for breakfast, and lunch 3150 CMBATAI2 How can anything this messy be bad? 3151 CMBATAI2 Lemme' just have a taste! 3152 CMBATAI2 Give Daddy some sugar, baby! 3153 CMBATAI2 I got sumpin' for ya! 3154 CMBATAI2 Stay still! It'll hurt less. 3155 CMBATAI2 Stop your twitchin', the chef's in the kitchen! 3156 CMBATAI2 I loves to watch 'em squirm. 3157 CMBATAI2 Delicious & nutritious too! 3158 CMBATAI2 You sure bleed a lot. Must be tender & juicy. 3159 CMBATAI2 I'm guessin' that's more fear than excitement. 3160 CMBATAI2 You cannot hurt me! 3161 CMBATAI2 And you think *Ghouls* are slow? 3162 CMBATAI2 You missed, normie! 3163 CMBATAI2 You missed, normie! 3164 CMBATAI2 You can't kill what you can't hit! 3165 CMBATAI2 Too slow! 3166 CMBATAI2 OK, let's try that at full speed now. 3167 CMBATAI2 Were you actually aiming at me? 3168 CMBATAI2 What was that? 3169 CMBATAI2 This is not a charade. 3170 CMBATAI2 Combat requires total concentration. 3171 CMBATAI2 Shame that your first time is gonna' be your last too. 3172 CMBATAI2 Are you lookin' at me? 3173 CMBATAI2 You wanna try this again when you know what you're doin'? 3174 CMBATAI2 No, no, no, the *pointy-end* goes towards *me.* Got it? 3175 CMBATAI2 What were you aimin' at, or were you aimin' at all? 3176 CMBATAI2 What is your major malfunction numb-nuts? 3177 CMBATAI2 You ain't never did this before have ya? 3178 CMBATAI2 My turn's next! 3179 CMBATAI2 Was that really your *best* shot? Man, are you in trouble. 3200 CMBATAI2 Whoa. I am SO outta here. 3201 CMBATAI2 I'll be back...after I get another hit. 3202 CMBATAI2 Knew I should have taken more Buffout... 3203 CMBATAI2 I can't shoot up when I'm dead... 3204 CMBATAI2 Aieeeeeee! Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! 3205 CMBATAI2 This hallucination just became way too real for me... 3220 CMBATAI2 Eat this! 3221 CMBATAI2 You better hope you have some stimpacks...or some Jet. 3222 CMBATAI2 Maybe I can sell your body for some Jet... 3223 CMBATAI2 Gonna...hit...you...when...I...catch...you. 3224 CMBATAI2 Maybe killing you will be the fix I need... 3225 CMBATAI2 I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! 3226 CMBATAI2 Killing you will top off my high nicely... 3240 CMBATAI2 Eat this! 3241 CMBATAI2 I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! 3242 CMBATAI2 You want some of this?! 3243 CMBATAI2 Nrrrg 3244 CMBATAI2 Hiyaaaaaa 3245 CMBATAI2 I'll kill you slow... 3246 CMBATAI2 You're going down like a 2-cap whore... 3260 CMBATAI2 Close, but no Jet. 3261 CMBATAI2 I'm so high, you'll never touch me! 3262 CMBATAI2 Which one of me are you aiming at? 3263 CMBATAI2 Whoa. Nearly got me. 3264 CMBATAI2 I knew that Jet would make me faster... 3265 CMBATAI2 You fight pretty badly for a chem-induced hallucination. 12000 CMBATAI2 No way am I staying in this clusterfuck... 12001 CMBATAI2 Retreat! 12002 CMBATAI2 Time to get the hell outta Dodge... 12003 CMBATAI2 Scatter! 12004 CMBATAI2 Fall back! 12005 CMBATAI2 I'll wait to get these fuckers when Fallout 3 comes out... 12006 CMBATAI2 Bishop can keep his fucking money... 12020 CMBATAI2 Target acquired! 12021 CMBATAI2 Somebody cover me! 12022 CMBATAI2 Hut hut hut hut hut hut 12023 CMBATAI2 Hut hut hut hut hut hut 12024 CMBATAI2 Hut hut hut hut hut hut 12025 CMBATAI2 Kiss your ass good-bye... 12026 CMBATAI2 Time to dust this mother fucker... 12027 CMBATAI2 Lock and load! 12028 CMBATAI2 Rock and roll! 12029 CMBATAI2 Look who just walked into the free fire zone... 12030 CMBATAI2 Better hope you packed some stimpacks, tribal... 12031 CMBATAI2 Contact! 12032 CMBATAI2 The area's been breached! 12033 CMBATAI2 We got us an intruder, boys! 12034 CMBATAI2 Scramble, boys, we got an intruder! 12035 CMBATAI2 You got some sand comin' in here... 12036 CMBATAI2 By the numbers, people, by the numbers. 12037 CMBATAI2 Attention to detail, people! 12038 CMBATAI2 Lay down some suppressing fire! Keep their heads down! 12040 CMBATAI2 Waste 'em! 12041 CMBATAI2 You're shit out of luck, tribal... 12042 CMBATAI2 I'm going to put my boot so far up your ass, you'll be smelling shoe polish for a week. 12043 CMBATAI2 ::I wanna be an airborn ranger...:: 12044 CMBATAI2 Get critical! 12045 CMBATAI2 You want some of this?! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?! 12046 CMBATAI2 Hiyaaaaaa!!! 12047 CMBATAI2 Get some! 12048 CMBATAI2 Better hope you packed some stimpacks, tribal... 12049 CMBATAI2 Kiss your ass good-bye... 12060 CMBATAI2 You fight like old people fuck! 12061 CMBATAI2 Ha! Missed! 12062 CMBATAI2 Too fast for you... 12063 CMBATAI2 You're gonna be a long time dying... 12064 CMBATAI2 Sloppy... 12065 CMBATAI2 Weak AND slow, I see. 12100 CMBATAI2 Gotta get outta here! 12101 CMBATAI2 I'll be back... 12102 CMBATAI2 You ain't killing me today! 12103 CMBATAI2 Later, normie! 12104 CMBATAI2 You ain't heard the last of me! 12105 CMBATAI2 You'll pay for this -- later! 12120 CMBATAI2 You're history! 12121 CMBATAI2 Fresh meat... 12122 CMBATAI2 Ah, dinner's arrived. 12123 CMBATAI2 Brains... 12124 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna dig your grave... 12125 CMBATAI2 Hope I can keep your head intact... 12140 CMBATAI2 Your number is up! 12141 CMBATAI2 Don't bother screaming for mercy... 12142 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna enjoy this 12143 CMBATAI2 Oooo, that's gotta hurt! 12145 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna eat your liver! 12146 CMBATAI2 Hope you don't die too quick 12147 CMBATAI2 Dinnertime! 12148 CMBATAI2 Die! 12149 CMBATAI2 I eat punks like you for breakfast, and lunch 12160 CMBATAI2 You cannot hurt me! 12162 CMBATAI2 You missed, normie! 12163 CMBATAI2 You missed, normie! 12164 CMBATAI2 You can't kill what you can't hit! 12165 CMBATAI2 Too slow! 12200 CMBATAI2 Whoa, this shit's getting too heavy. 12201 CMBATAI2 Time to go get some of the other boys... 12202 CMBATAI2 I'll get you next time! 12203 CMBATAI2 You're just lucky I ain't got no stimpacks on me... 12204 CMBATAI2 Time to get the hell outta Dodge. 12205 CMBATAI2 Need to find some stimpacks, fast... 12220 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna roll you like dice. 12221 CMBATAI2 And here I was, thinking I wasn't gonna get to kill no one today... 12222 CMBATAI2 Looks like Golgotha just got a new resident... 12223 CMBATAI2 Looks like we'll be doing this the hard way... 12224 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna knock out your teeth and make dice out of them. 12225 CMBATAI2 Looks like someone's gambling with their life... 12226 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna kill you, your family, then your dog. 12227 CMBATAI2 Time to take out the trash... 12228 CMBATAI2 Gonna snap you like a wishbone... 12240 CMBATAI2 I'm going to kick your ass so hard you'll be wearing your ass as a hat. 12241 CMBATAI2 Lady Luck ain't with you today... 12242 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna beat you until you're ugly. 12243 CMBATAI2 Time to put your ass in a grave. 12244 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna kick your heart out and stomp on it. 12245 CMBATAI2 Wish I had time to put your head in a vise... 12246 CMBATAI2 Let me show you what we do with garbage around here... 12247 CMBATAI2 I'm going to hit you so hard you'll think it's an earthquake... 12248 CMBATAI2 I've had enough of this turd... 12249 CMBATAI2 Say hello to the angels for me... 12260 CMBATAI2 Moves like that'll put you in the hospital... 12261 CMBATAI2 You hit like a bitch... 12262 CMBATAI2 Nice one. I'll show you how it's done in a sec. 12263 CMBATAI2 You blind and stupid? 12264 CMBATAI2 You flying on Jet or something? 12265 CMBATAI2 You couldn't hit the broad side of a casino. 12266 CMBATAI2 If you tried to hit the air, you'd miss. 12300 CMBATAI2 Ngggg 12301 CMBATAI2 My...head...getting...dizzy 12302 CMBATAI2 Ugnnn! 12303 CMBATAI2 Not the face! Not the face! 12310 CMBATAI2 My...arm...my...beautiful...arm. 12311 CMBATAI2 Medic! My arm's fucked! 12312 CMBATAI2 *hffff* 12320 CMBATAI2 My stroke hand! Have you no shame?! 12321 CMBATAI2 Medic! My arm's fucked! 12322 CMBATAI2 Looks like I can't polish my gun with that hand anymore... 12330 CMBATAI2 My spleen! 12331 CMBATAI2 Hnrgggg 12332 CMBATAI2 *hff* 12333 CMBATAI2 You're...gonna...pay...for...that! 12334 CMBATAI2 *Ooooof* 12335 CMBATAI2 Nggg! Solar plexus! 12360 CMBATAI2 Dammit! My leg! 12361 CMBATAI2 *Ergg* 12362 CMBATAI2 Gonna need a stimpack for my leg... 12363 CMBATAI2 Urggg...leg's...screwed... 12370 CMBATAI2 Dammit! My leg! 12371 CMBATAI2 *Ergg* 12372 CMBATAI2 Gonna need a stimpack for my leg... 12373 CMBATAI2 Urggg...leg's...screwed... 12380 CMBATAI2 My eye! My beautiful eye! 12381 CMBATAI2 Trying to cripple my depth perception, huh? 12382 CMBATAI2 Can't...see...blood...in...eyes... 12390 CMBATAI2 What do you think this is? Some cheap action flick? 12391 CMBATAI2 Now I can't sound off like a got a pair. 12392 CMBATAI2 Well, there go my brass balls. 12393 CMBATAI2 Excuse me for a moment while I throw up all over myself. 12394 CMBATAI2 Great. A player character with a ball fixation. 12395 CMBATAI2 Let me lie down for a second, then I'll come kill you. 12396 CMBATAI2 Nuts! 26000 CMBATAI2 Flee! Flee! 26001 CMBATAI2 Retreat! 26002 CMBATAI2 Regroup! 26003 CMBATAI2 Fall back! 26004 CMBATAI2 Withdraw! 26005 CMBATAI2 I'm outta here! 26020 CMBATAI2 Kill this fool! 26021 CMBATAI2 You're already dead... 26022 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna fuck you up! 26023 CMBATAI2 This one's mine! 26024 CMBATAI2 Take em! 26025 CMBATAI2 Your ears will make a nice trophy! 26040 CMBATAI2 Enjoy the last few seconds of your life 26041 CMBATAI2 Blood! Blood! Blood! 26042 CMBATAI2 Your heart is mine! 26043 CMBATAI2 I love doing this to you! 26044 CMBATAI2 Your weapons will be my trophies! 26045 CMBATAI2 Death and dismemberment. Just two of my favorite things! 26046 CMBATAI2 You are mine to kill! 26047 CMBATAI2 Your bones shall bleach in the wastes! 26048 CMBATAI2 Blood and darkness! 26049 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna loot your corpse! 26050 CMBATAI2 Drill the scraggin' bastard! 26100 CMBATAI2 Khans! Cover me! 26101 CMBATAI2 Retreat! 26102 CMBATAI2 Regroup! 26103 CMBATAI2 Fall back! 26104 CMBATAI2 Withdraw! 26105 CMBATAI2 Break off and regroup! 26106 CMBATAI2 Let the challenge begin! 26107 CMBATAI2 I'm going to use you for target practice! 26108 CMBATAI2 No mercy for you! 26109 CMBATAI2 This one's mine! 26110 CMBATAI2 Khans attack! 26111 CMBATAI2 It's party time! 26112 CMBATAI2 Khans kill! 26113 CMBATAI2 Khans are the elite of the wastes! 26114 CMBATAI2 I am supreme! 26115 CMBATAI2 Khans will rule! 26116 CMBATAI2 Khans are invincible! 26117 CMBATAI2 No retreat! No surrender! 26118 CMBATAI2 You are mine to kill! 26119 CMBATAI2 I'll make a necklace out of your teeth! 26120 CMBATAI2 Blood and darkness! 26121 CMBATAI2 Khans are the strong! 26122 CMBATAI2 Nice form but I'm over here! 26123 CMBATAI2 I cannot be touched! 26124 CMBATAI2 I am indestructible! 26125 CMBATAI2 My blood is stronger than yours! 26126 CMBATAI2 Maybe we should stop long enough for you to get some practice shots in! 26127 CMBATAI2 You are not worthy of combat with me! 26128 CMBATAI2 Why am I wasting my time with the likes of you? 32000 CMBATAI2 My face! My face! 32001 CMBATAI2 My scalp! 32002 CMBATAI2 oooh... my ears... 32010 CMBATAI2 Ow, my arm! 32011 CMBATAI2 Ow! 32012 CMBATAI2 You broke my arm! 32020 CMBATAI2 Ow, my arm! {32021 32022 CMBATAI2 My God! My arm! 32030 CMBATAI2 OUCH! 32031 CMBATAI2 I think I'm gonna faint... 32032 CMBATAI2 Hey! My spleen! 32033 CMBATAI2 Oooof! 32034 CMBATAI2 That hurt! 32035 CMBATAI2 I think you hit my liver! 32036 CMBATAI2 Ohhh, pain! 32060 CMBATAI2 Ow, my leg 32061 CMBATAI2 My knee! 32062 CMBATAI2 Right in the artery! 32070 CMBATAI2 Ow, my leg 32071 CMBATAI2 ::hop... hop:: 32072 CMBATAI2 Aaaarrrrggghhh! 32080 CMBATAI2 I can't see! You bastard! 32081 CMBATAI2 My face! My eyes! Arrrrgh! 32082 CMBATAI2 Where are you? Help! 32090 CMBATAI2 Ooooooooo, my groin! Ooooooo... 32091 CMBATAI2 I... I... ouch... 32092 CMBATAI2 ::whimper:: 32093 CMBATAI2 ::vomit:: 32094 CMBATAI2 I...can't...breathe... 32095 CMBATAI2 The pain, the pain... 32100 CMBATAI2 Your kung fu is better than mine! 32101 CMBATAI2 You are truly mighty. Goodbye. 32102 CMBATAI2 Aieee! Evil triumphs! 32103 CMBATAI2 Oh no... 32104 CMBATAI2 I have failed. 32105 CMBATAI2 I am dishonored. 32120 CMBATAI2 It grieves me to attack you. 32121 CMBATAI2 I advise you to flee. 32122 CMBATAI2 Only a coward uses weapons. 32123 CMBATAI2 Flee while you can. 32124 CMBATAI2 Prepare yourself, wrongdoer. 32125 CMBATAI2 Run and I won't hurt you. 32126 CMBATAI2 If you insist on fighting... 32128 CMBATAI2 Do you think you can defeat me? 32140 CMBATAI2 Haiiiiiiii-YA! 32141 CMBATAI2 Chop-socky! 32142 CMBATAI2 rooOOOooo! 32143 CMBATAI2 Hai! {32144 32145 CMBATAI2 Hai oooOOo! 32146 CMBATAI2 Hai - ah! 32147 CMBATAI2 Show me some! 32148 CMBATAI2 Mongolian BEEF! 32149 CMBATAI2 A kick in the eye! 32160 CMBATAI2 Only a coward uses weapons. 32161 CMBATAI2 Are you afraid to face a real fighter? 32162 CMBATAI2 Your kung fu is no good here. 32163 CMBATAI2 Surrender! 32164 CMBATAI2 You call that fighting? 32165 CMBATAI2 You move like a pregnant yak. 32200 CMBATAI2 I'm looking for a green-eyed girl... goodbye! 32201 CMBATAI2 Yes sir... the check is in the mail. 32202 CMBATAI2 I think I have an appointment... 32203 CMBATAI2 Okay, you win! 32204 CMBATAI2 I give up! 32205 CMBATAI2 Your kung-fu is stronger than mine! 32220 CMBATAI2 Lightning! Thunder! Kill them for me! 32221 CMBATAI2 Your powers are weak! 32222 CMBATAI2 Your kung fu cannot hurt me! 32223 CMBATAI2 I'm invincible! 32224 CMBATAI2 Flee, worm! 32225 CMBATAI2 The thunder rolls toward you! 32226 CMBATAI2 Float like a butterfly! 32228 CMBATAI2 Sting like a bee! 32240 CMBATAI2 Who's Jack Burton? 32241 CMBATAI2 Is it too much to ask for you to die?! 32242 CMBATAI2 Have you paid your dues, Jack? 32243 CMBATAI2 There's a problem with your face. 32244 CMBATAI2 The check is in the MAIL! 32245 CMBATAI2 Hell awaits you! 32246 CMBATAI2 Greet your ancestors for me! 32247 CMBATAI2 I am immortal! 32248 CMBATAI2 Chop-suey! 32249 CMBATAI2 Hai-YA! 32260 CMBATAI2 Feelin' kind of invincible! 32261 CMBATAI2 Give me your best shot. 32262 CMBATAI2 I can take it. 32263 CMBATAI2 You don't really know how to fight, do you? 32264 CMBATAI2 You call that fighting? 32265 CMBATAI2 ::yawns:: 32300 CMBATAI2 I have a wife and kids! 32301 CMBATAI2 Noo... it's my birthday! 32302 CMBATAI2 Ow... my spleen... 32303 CMBATAI2 Back to the hospital! 32304 CMBATAI2 Must... protect. .. spleen hole... 32305 CMBATAI2 Oh, my aching liver. 32320 CMBATAI2 Don't make me use the cheat knife. 32321 CMBATAI2 I am going to give you such a beat down... 32322 CMBATAI2 You eat little pieces of shit for breakfast? 32323 CMBATAI2 I'll kick your fucking ass. 32324 CMBATAI2 I'll cut you! 32325 CMBATAI2 I think that's all I have to say. 32340 CMBATAI2 Boom! 32341 CMBATAI2 I railed your ass! 32342 CMBATAI2 YEAH! 32343 CMBATAI2 Yeah, baby, yeah! 32344 CMBATAI2 You want some of this? 32345 CMBATAI2 Don't move that way! 32346 CMBATAI2 Shagadelic, bay-by! 32347 CMBATAI2 Oh, is that your face? 32348 CMBATAI2 You're a face full of ugly, aintcha? 32360 CMBATAI2 Missed my spleen! Ha ha! 32361 CMBATAI2 You SUCK! 32362 CMBATAI2 Ha ha! I rule! 32363 CMBATAI2 Give me a kiss, sweetness. 32364 CMBATAI2 Time to row, baby. 32365 CMBATAI2 I'll cut you! 32400 CMBATAI2 The face! Don't hit the face! 32401 CMBATAI2 My hair's ruined, you beast! 32402 CMBATAI2 Bastard! I'll sodomize you for that! 32403 CMBATAI2 I need a bigger gun! 32404 CMBATAI2 Waaaaaaaaaaa!!! 32405 CMBATAI2 AAGGH!! You shot me in the ass!! 32420 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna make you wish yer daddy pulled out early! 32421 CMBATAI2 Say...you've got a face like an arse! 32422 CMBATAI2 Let's see what you've got, dickcheese. 32423 CMBATAI2 Bend over and grab your ankles, bub! 32424 CMBATAI2 For Shane!! 32425 CMBATAI2 I'll try to make this as painful as possible. 32426 CMBATAI2 Mind if i break your kneecaps first? 32428 CMBATAI2 C'mon, little girl. Show me what you got. 32440 CMBATAI2 Hope you won't need that arm... 32441 CMBATAI2 Damn, that's gotta hurt, huh? 32442 CMBATAI2 Uf-da! 32443 CMBATAI2 I love the smell of blood in the morning... 32444 CMBATAI2 Boy, you are a bleeder, aren't ya? 32446 CMBATAI2 You broke the shirt, man!!!! 32447 CMBATAI2 Hot lead enema coming right up!! 32448 CMBATAI2 Eat this!! 32460 CMBATAI2 You shoot worse than my mom! 32461 CMBATAI2 Damn, you suck! 32462 CMBATAI2 Go back to L.A., ya puss! 32463 CMBATAI2 Want me to stand still for you? 32464 CMBATAI2 :::brapp::: 32465 CMBATAI2 Oh, good one... 32500 CMBATAI2 Holy gee, I wanted to lick 'em! 32501 CMBATAI2 La la la ... help! 32502 CMBATAI2 Ha ha OW! 32503 CMBATAI2 AT! AT! At at at at at! 32504 CMBATAI2 Ay carumba! 32505 CMBATAI2 Heeeelp! 32520 CMBATAI2 You don't want none o' this! 32521 CMBATAI2 Come get some! 32522 CMBATAI2 You want some of this? Huh? Huh? 32523 CMBATAI2 Come on! I'll rape you! 32524 CMBATAI2 You are SO dead. 32525 CMBATAI2 You just opened a whole can of whoopass. 32526 CMBATAI2 I got some for you, oh yeah. 32540 CMBATAI2 You gotta fight through that shit. 32541 CMBATAI2 ::sings:: 32542 CMBATAI2 Iii... will always love YOOUUUUU 32543 CMBATAI2 Can't we all just get along? 32544 CMBATAI2 You are SO dead. 32545 CMBATAI2 Bend over for a second... 32546 CMBATAI2 I got a present for you. 32547 CMBATAI2 You want a piece of me? 32548 CMBATAI2 He shoots... he scores! 32549 CMBATAI2 How about some lovin'? 32560 CMBATAI2 That's right! 32561 CMBATAI2 That's RIGHT! 32562 CMBATAI2 Ha ha ha! 32563 CMBATAI2 Do you ever get any better? 32564 CMBATAI2 Can't touch this! 32565 CMBATAI2 Ow! Ha ha... just kidding. 32600 CMBATAI2 Aiee! 32601 CMBATAI2 Next rank, step in! 32602 CMBATAI2 Fall back! 32603 CMBATAI2 Flee! Flee! 32604 CMBATAI2 Run away! 32620 CMBATAI2 Prepare to be dishonored. 32621 CMBATAI2 The pillars of heaven shake... 32622 CMBATAI2 ... the poison arrows fall... 32623 CMBATAI2 Here comes the Porkchop Express. 32624 CMBATAI2 We warned you... 32625 CMBATAI2 One ex-gaijin, coming up! 32626 CMBATAI2 Goodbye, dead one. 32640 CMBATAI2 Something for you... 32641 CMBATAI2 ... something for your mother... 32642 CMBATAI2 ...something for your father... 32643 CMBATAI2 ...something for your sister.... 32644 CMBATAI2 ... and something for your ancestors! 32645 CMBATAI2 Get out! 32646 CMBATAI2 Die! 32647 CMBATAI2 Goodbye! 32648 CMBATAI2 Let me dishonor you! 32649 CMBATAI2 Your presence offends me. 32660 CMBATAI2 It's all in the reflexes. 32661 CMBATAI2 Gaijin fool! 32662 CMBATAI2 ::sighs:: When do we fight someone GOOD? 32663 CMBATAI2 Is this ever going to end? 32664 CMBATAI2 When do you start hitting me? 32665 CMBATAI2 This is getting old... 32700 CMBATAI2 My face! My face! 32701 CMBATAI2 Star Father! Heal me! 32702 CMBATAI2 Ouch! I need some ice for my head 32710 CMBATAI2 Ow, my arm 32711 CMBATAI2 Ow! 32712 CMBATAI2 You broke my arm! 32720 CMBATAI2 Ow, my arm 32721 CMBATAI2 Wahhhh! 32722 CMBATAI2 By Elron! My arm! 32730 CMBATAI2 Ow! That really hurt! 32731 CMBATAI2 I think I'm gonna faint 32732 CMBATAI2 Ouch! 32733 CMBATAI2 Star Father! Help me! 32734 CMBATAI2 That hurt! 32735 CMBATAI2 Just leave me alone! 32736 CMBATAI2 Ohhh, pain! 32760 CMBATAI2 Ow, my leg! 32761 CMBATAI2 My knee! 32762 CMBATAI2 Ow! 32770 CMBATAI2 Ow, my tibia! 32771 CMBATAI2 My knee! 32772 CMBATAI2 Aaaarrrrggghhh! 32780 CMBATAI2 Ow!! My eyes! 32781 CMBATAI2 My face! My eyes! Arrrrgh! 32782 CMBATAI2 My eyes! 32790 CMBATAI2 Ooooooooo, my groin! Ooooooo... 32791 CMBATAI2 Oww...It burns! 32792 CMBATAI2 Urp! 32793 CMBATAI2 ::gasp:: 32794 CMBATAI2 I...can't...breathe... 32795 CMBATAI2 good thing... I'm already... sterile... 32800 CMBATAI2 Star Father! Help us! 32801 CMBATAI2 My anodynes! 32802 CMBATAI2 I want to live to see Quetzel! 32803 CMBATAI2 Eeek! 32804 CMBATAI2 Save our celebrities! 32805 CMBATAI2 OZ-9! Help us! 32820 CMBATAI2 I'm going to "adjust" you so hard... 32821 CMBATAI2 I'll be so glad when we leave your type behind... 32822 CMBATAI2 Too bad you won't see the future. 32823 CMBATAI2 Never defy the Star Father. 32824 CMBATAI2 Elron will smite you! 32825 CMBATAI2 We are the vengeance of the Star Father! 32826 CMBATAI2 Death to the uninitiated! 32828 CMBATAI2 Think of this as a different zeta-scan. 32840 CMBATAI2 You have dirty energy! 32841 CMBATAI2 For the Star Father! 32842 CMBATAI2 For Elron! 32843 CMBATAI2 For Quetzel! 32844 CMBATAI2 For OZ-9! 32845 CMBATAI2 Die, unwashed one! 32846 CMBATAI2 Sully not our sanctum! 32847 CMBATAI2 This is for OZ-9! 32860 CMBATAI2 Your energy is misaligned. 32861 CMBATAI2 If you were one of us, you'd've hit me. 32862 CMBATAI2 You have dirty energy. 32863 CMBATAI2 Do not strike a true believer! 32864 CMBATAI2 That will reset your anodynes! 32865 CMBATAI2 Impure one! 32900 CMBATAI2 I'm a movie star! 32901 CMBATAI2 Celebrity coming through! 32902 CMBATAI2 This isn't in the script! 32903 CMBATAI2 Star Father! Help! 32904 CMBATAI2 But I'm famous! 33000 CMBATAI2 Star Father! Help me! 33001 CMBATAI2 No! Not me! 33002 CMBATAI2 Please kill someone else! 33003 CMBATAI2 Don't kill me! I'm OZ-9! 33004 CMBATAI2 Guards! Help me! 33005 CMBATAI2 You can't kill me! I'm too important! 33020 CMBATAI2 You could've been one of us. 33021 CMBATAI2 The stupid always turn on their betters. 33022 CMBATAI2 Your impurity shines! 33023 CMBATAI2 If only you had taken the oaths... 33024 CMBATAI2 The Star Father will strike you down. 33025 CMBATAI2 You will never see planet Quetzel. 33026 CMBATAI2 You are a traitor to humanity's evolution. 33028 CMBATAI2 Unworthy and impure. 33040 CMBATAI2 My touch will purify you! 33041 CMBATAI2 I will strike you dead! 33042 CMBATAI2 In the name of Elron! 33043 CMBATAI2 For the glory of Star Father! 33044 CMBATAI2 Feel the wrath of Elron! 33045 CMBATAI2 This will optimize you! 33060 CMBATAI2 The Star Father saves me! 33061 CMBATAI2 Elron protects me! 33062 CMBATAI2 Your anodynes are clogged! 33063 CMBATAI2 Your energy is no good. 33064 CMBATAI2 Don't you know how to focus? 33100 CMBATAI2 Star Father! Help me! 33101 CMBATAI2 I'd rather be on Quetzel! 33102 CMBATAI2 Not me! Don't kill me! 33103 CMBATAI2 I'm just a lackey! 33104 CMBATAI2 I don't make the decisions! 33105 CMBATAI2 I'm not the one you want! 33120 CMBATAI2 I'd rather not do this... 33121 CMBATAI2 Are you sure you wouldn't rather give up? 33122 CMBATAI2 We can work this out, can't we? 33123 CMBATAI2 If OZ-9 says you're bad, you must be bad. 33124 CMBATAI2 For ... um... the glory of Elron! 33125 CMBATAI2 Fighting is bad for your anodynes... 33126 CMBATAI2 I'm no good at this threatening stuff. 33128 CMBATAI2 My apologies if I'm about to hurt you. 33140 CMBATAI2 Look out! 33141 CMBATAI2 ::he squints his eyes shut and attacks:: 33142 CMBATAI2 Here comes another attack... 33143 CMBATAI2 If you just run away, I wouldn't have to do this. 33144 CMBATAI2 Go on! Get out of here! 33145 CMBATAI2 Shoo! Shoo! 33146 CMBATAI2 Stop fighting! 33147 CMBATAI2 Hoooooooowdy ho! 33148 CMBATAI2 You smell like flowers. 33149 CMBATAI2 We can work this out! 33160 CMBATAI2 Why are you trying to hurt me? 33161 CMBATAI2 What have I ever done to you? 33162 CMBATAI2 We don't have to fight, you know! 33163 CMBATAI2 I don't want to hurt you! 33164 CMBATAI2 I don't want you to hurt me! 33165 CMBATAI2 Can we settle this like adults? 33200 CMBATAI2 I think you broke my jaw! 33201 CMBATAI2 My cheekbone! 33202 CMBATAI2 That'll leave an unpleasant scar. 33210 CMBATAI2 My writing hand! 33211 CMBATAI2 My elbow! 33212 CMBATAI2 Hey! Watch it! 33220 CMBATAI2 Ahhh! Aiee! Ahh! 33221 CMBATAI2 Wahhhh! 33222 CMBATAI2 Ow! My ulna!! 33230 CMBATAI2 I think you got my kidney! 33231 CMBATAI2 My solar plexus! 33232 CMBATAI2 ::panting:: 33233 CMBATAI2 Oooof! 33234 CMBATAI2 You don't have to do this... 33235 CMBATAI2 Okay, that hurt. 33236 CMBATAI2 Ohhh... owwww 33260 CMBATAI2 My fibia! 33261 CMBATAI2 My knee! 33262 CMBATAI2 Ow! 33270 CMBATAI2 Oooh, my femur! 33271 CMBATAI2 My knee! 33272 CMBATAI2 That'll be a limper.. 33280 CMBATAI2 I think you detached my retina! 33281 CMBATAI2 My aqueous humor! My vitreous humor! 33282 CMBATAI2 I'm blind! I'm blind! 33290 CMBATAI2 That's... that's... painful... 33291 CMBATAI2 Mother... 33292 CMBATAI2 ::whimper:: 33293 CMBATAI2 Sweet mother of GOD! 33294 CMBATAI2 Hmmm. Ow. Hmmm. 33295 CMBATAI2 I think I'll go into shock now. 36000 CMBATAI2 Gawd! That hit me in the head! 36001 CMBATAI2 Ow! My head! 36002 CMBATAI2 Oof! Kaga's head is on fire! 36010 CMBATAI2 My hand! 36011 CMBATAI2 Ow! Good thing I'm right handed 36012 CMBATAI2 Ow!! 36020 CMBATAI2 Ow, my arm 36021 CMBATAI2 You broke my arm! 36022 CMBATAI2 You're gonna regret that! 36030 CMBATAI2 (Grunt!) 36031 CMBATAI2 It's only a flesh wound! 36032 CMBATAI2 Grrr! 36033 CMBATAI2 You're gonna regret that! 36034 CMBATAI2 You should stop while you're ahead! 36035 CMBATAI2 Good shot. My turn 36060 CMBATAI2 Ow, my leg 36061 CMBATAI2 You're gonna pay for that! 36062 CMBATAI2 Ah! MY LEG! 36070 CMBATAI2 My leg! 36071 CMBATAI2 Unh! Aiming a little low aren't you? 36072 CMBATAI2 You weren't trying to hit my leg were you!?! 36080 CMBATAI2 Damn blood in my eyes! 36081 CMBATAI2 My eye! You'll pay for that one! 36082 CMBATAI2 Bastard! 36090 CMBATAI2 Oooooo, time out, I have to pick something up 36091 CMBATAI2 Ooo! Kaga gotta learn that move... 36092 CMBATAI2 Urg! Petey! You OK down there? 36093 CMBATAI2 That...wheeeeze...hurt! 36094 CMBATAI2 Urp! 36095 CMBATAI2 Gasp! 36100 CMBATAI2 We will meet again! 36101 CMBATAI2 I'll be back... 36102 CMBATAI2 I have never been beaten before! 36103 CMBATAI2 I will dedicate myself to hunting you down! 36104 CMBATAI2 You ain't heard the last of me! 36105 CMBATAI2 You'll pay for this -- later! 36120 CMBATAI2 I should have been the Chosen One! 36121 CMBATAI2 Arroyo will regret casting me out 36122 CMBATAI2 I will have my revenge on YOU! 36123 CMBATAI2 Kaga will send you to the next life 36124 CMBATAI2 Another Chosen One to kill! 36140 CMBATAI2 Your momma's not here to help you 36141 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna enjoy this 36142 CMBATAI2 Oooo, that gotta hurt! 36143 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna take your head back to the Elder 36144 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna eat your liver! 36145 CMBATAI2 Hope you don't die as quick as the others 36146 CMBATAI2 Another Chosen One to kill! 36147 CMBATAI2 Die! 36148 CMBATAI2 Scream for me 36160 CMBATAI2 You cannot hurt me! 36161 CMBATAI2 The spirits are protecting me. 36162 CMBATAI2 Hope that ain't your best shot. 36163 CMBATAI2 Bwahaha. Kaga didn't even have to duck! 36164 CMBATAI2 You can't kill what you can't hit! 36165 CMBATAI2 Too slow! 36200 CMBATAI2 We will meet again! 36201 CMBATAI2 I'll be back... 36202 CMBATAI2 You cannot kill the Great Kaga! 36203 CMBATAI2 You are in luck! Kaga has business elsewhere 36204 CMBATAI2 You and Kaga will meet again 36205 CMBATAI2 You'll pay for this -- later! 36220 CMBATAI2 After I kill you, I will burn Arroyo to the ground! 36221 CMBATAI2 I am to be feared by all 36222 CMBATAI2 Kaga will have your head for a trophy 36223 CMBATAI2 Surrender and I'll make your death quick 36240 CMBATAI2 Feel the wrath of Kaga! 36241 CMBATAI2 Don't bother screaming for mercy... 36242 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna enjoy this 36243 CMBATAI2 Oooo, Kaga felt that one from here 36244 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna take your head back to the Elder 36245 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna carve your heart out with a spoon! 36246 CMBATAI2 Hope you don't die as quick as the others 36247 CMBATAI2 Another Chosen One to kill! 36248 CMBATAI2 Die! 36249 CMBATAI2 Scream for me 36260 CMBATAI2 You cannot hurt me! 36261 CMBATAI2 The spirits are protecting me. 36262 CMBATAI2 Hope that ain't your best shot. 36263 CMBATAI2 Bwahaha. Kaga didn't even have to duck! 36264 CMBATAI2 You can't kill what you can't hit! 36265 CMBATAI2 Too slow! 36300 CMBATAI2 This is getting to be a bad habit 36301 CMBATAI2 Kaga needs more training 36302 CMBATAI2 I'll be back. Yada yada yada I'm gonna kill you 36303 CMBATAI2 You are in luck! Kaga has business elsewhere 36304 CMBATAI2 You and Kaga will meet again 36305 CMBATAI2 You'll pay for this -- later! 36320 CMBATAI2 Kaga and the Chosen One meet again 36321 CMBATAI2 Let's end this 36322 CMBATAI2 You will regret ever hearing the name Kaga! 36323 CMBATAI2 My skills have increased since we last met 36340 CMBATAI2 Feel the wrath of Kaga! 36341 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna enjoy this 36342 CMBATAI2 Oooo, Kaga felt that one from here 36343 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna take your head back to the Elder 36344 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna carve your heart out with a spoon! 36345 CMBATAI2 Hope you don't die as quick as the others 36346 CMBATAI2 Another Chosen One to kill! 36347 CMBATAI2 Die! 36348 CMBATAI2 Scream for me 36360 CMBATAI2 You cannot hurt me! 36361 CMBATAI2 The spirits are protecting me. 36362 CMBATAI2 Hope that ain't your best shot. 36363 CMBATAI2 Bwahaha. Kaga didn't even have to duck! 36364 CMBATAI2 You can't kill what you can't hit! 36365 CMBATAI2 Too slow! 36400 CMBATAI2 This is getting to be a bad habit 36401 CMBATAI2 Kaga needs more training 36402 CMBATAI2 This is not the last you will see of Kaga 36403 CMBATAI2 You are in luck! Kaga has business elsewhere 36404 CMBATAI2 You and Kaga will meet again 36405 CMBATAI2 You'll pay for this -- later! 36420 CMBATAI2 The Chosen One will never return to Arroyo! 36421 CMBATAI2 Kaga will crush you! 36422 CMBATAI2 Kaga fears no one! 36423 CMBATAI2 Let Kaga teach you new skills he has learned 36440 CMBATAI2 Feel the wrath of Kaga! 36441 CMBATAI2 Hold still so Kaga can get a good shot 36442 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna enjoy this 36443 CMBATAI2 Oooo, Kaga felt that one from here 36444 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna take your head back to the Elder 36445 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna carve your heart out with a spoon! 36446 CMBATAI2 Hope you don't die as quick as the others 36447 CMBATAI2 Another Chosen One to kill! 36448 CMBATAI2 Die! 36449 CMBATAI2 Scream for me 36460 CMBATAI2 You cannot hurt me! 36461 CMBATAI2 The spirits are protecting me. 36462 CMBATAI2 Hope that ain't your best shot. 36463 CMBATAI2 Bwahaha. Kaga didn't even have to duck! 36464 CMBATAI2 You can't kill what you can't hit! 36465 CMBATAI2 Too slow! 36520 CMBATAI2 Kaga is ready for you now 36521 CMBATAI2 You are no match for Kaga 36522 CMBATAI2 Kaga will send you to next life 36523 CMBATAI2 Kaga gonna miss you 36540 CMBATAI2 Feel the wrath of Kaga! 36541 CMBATAI2 Kaga will be famous for killing you 36542 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna enjoy this 36543 CMBATAI2 Oooo, Kaga felt that one from here 36544 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna take your head back to the Elder 36545 CMBATAI2 It ends here Chosen One 36546 CMBATAI2 Kaga has to kill you now 36547 CMBATAI2 Die! 36548 CMBATAI2 Scream for me 36560 CMBATAI2 You cannot hurt me! 36561 CMBATAI2 The spirits are protecting me. 36562 CMBATAI2 Hope that ain't your best shot. 36563 CMBATAI2 Bwahaha. Kaga didn't even have to duck! 36564 CMBATAI2 You can't kill what you can't hit! 36565 CMBATAI2 Too slow! 36600 CMBATAI2 Ahhhgh! My face! 36601 CMBATAI2 My face! You shall suffer! 36602 CMBATAI2 Ahhhgh! I rend you into bits! 36610 CMBATAI2 Ahhhgh! 36611 CMBATAI2 Ow! You almost hurt Chosen! 36612 CMBATAI2 Ahhhgh! I snap your neck for that! 36620 CMBATAI2 Ahhhgh! 36621 CMBATAI2 Ow! You almost hurt Chosen! 36622 CMBATAI2 Ahhhgh! I snap your neck for that! 36630 CMBATAI2 Oof! 36631 CMBATAI2 Grrr! 36632 CMBATAI2 I kill you for that! 36633 CMBATAI2 You no hurt me when you dead! 36634 CMBATAI2 I laugh at your feeble attack! 36635 CMBATAI2 Oh! 36636 CMBATAI2 I'm gonna dip you! 36637 CMBATAI2 Grrr! You anger me 36638 CMBATAI2 Agh! 36639 CMBATAI2 I will return this pain to you! 36640 CMBATAI2 Oof! 36641 CMBATAI2 Ouch! 36642 CMBATAI2 Hmm, you might be trouble 36643 CMBATAI2 Grrr! I look forward to your death 36644 CMBATAI2 You can hurt me but you cannot win! 36645 CMBATAI2 Ow! That wasn't good idea to hurt me 36660 CMBATAI2 Ahhhgh! My leg 36661 CMBATAI2 You call that pain? I laugh! 36662 CMBATAI2 Ahhhgh! I snap your neck for that! 36670 CMBATAI2 Ahhhgh! My leg 36671 CMBATAI2 You call that pain? I laugh! 36672 CMBATAI2 Ahhhgh! I shall snap your neck for that! 36680 CMBATAI2 Ahhhgh! Miserable human! I am blind! 36681 CMBATAI2 Ahhhgh! Pain! What have you done! 36682 CMBATAI2 Ahhhgh! I will torture you many days! 36690 CMBATAI2 That is human weakness! 36691 CMBATAI2 You call that pain? I laugh! 36692 CMBATAI2 You are stupid, human! 36693 CMBATAI2 Why you attack me there? 36694 CMBATAI2 I will hurt you for many hours 36695 CMBATAI2 Why you attack me there? 36700 CMBATAI2 Run! 36701 CMBATAI2 You will not kill me! 36702 CMBATAI2 I will be back! 36703 CMBATAI2 My friends get you for me! 36704 CMBATAI2 You pay for this -- later! 36705 CMBATAI2 We are Chosen! You die later! 36720 CMBATAI2 Your death comes! 36721 CMBATAI2 Those who bother Chosen, bother no one again! 36722 CMBATAI2 Human weapons cannot harm me! 36723 CMBATAI2 You will suffer, suffer great! 36724 CMBATAI2 When I fight, I kill! 36725 CMBATAI2 Who is stupid enough to anger us? 36726 CMBATAI2 I see enemies to destroy! 36727 CMBATAI2 You will suffer, suffer great! 36740 CMBATAI2 Now you die 36741 CMBATAI2 Nobody save you now! 36742 CMBATAI2 Let me see your pain! 36743 CMBATAI2 Now you die burning death! 36744 CMBATAI2 Die Human Fool! 36745 CMBATAI2 Now you die a screaming death 36746 CMBATAI2 Suffer! 36747 CMBATAI2 Now I crush you 36748 CMBATAI2 You cannot fight the Chosen! 36749 CMBATAI2 Suffer, human! 36760 CMBATAI2 Why do you struggle? 36761 CMBATAI2 Is that best humans can do! 36762 CMBATAI2 You have no power! 36763 CMBATAI2 You make me laugh hard! 36764 CMBATAI2 Was that an attack? 36765 CMBATAI2 We are the Chosen! 44800 CMBATAI2 I'm thick skulled but that still hurt. 44801 CMBATAI2 I've got one hell of a headache. 44802 CMBATAI2 Umph. Not the head! 44803 CMBATAI2 I can do head shots too you know! 44804 CMBATAI2 Arrrgh! Dizzy... 44810 CMBATAI2 I'll kill you with my other arm. 44811 CMBATAI2 I don't need both arms to ruin your day! 44812 CMBATAI2 I don't use that arm anyway. 44813 CMBATAI2 Ouch! I can use a sling over here. 44814 CMBATAI2 One arm down, one to go! 44820 CMBATAI2 Hey, that's my fighting arm! 44821 CMBATAI2 Damn that arm hurts! 44822 CMBATAI2 I can take the likes of you with only one arm. 44823 CMBATAI2 Right arm... arrgh! 44824 CMBATAI2 You hit my arm. I tear off your arm! 44830 CMBATAI2 Umph... can't... breathe. 44831 CMBATAI2 I'm minus a couple of ribs after that one. 44832 CMBATAI2 Ouch! I hate gut shots. 44833 CMBATAI2 Arrgghh! Chest pains! 44834 CMBATAI2 Solar plexus... eegad that hurts! 44835 CMBATAI2 Is this a fight or are you just trying to get my attention? 44836 CMBATAI2 Let me know if that was supposed to hurt. I'll cry for you. 44837 CMBATAI2 Did your mama teach you how to fight? 44838 CMBATAI2 Oh the pain (yawn). Please don't hurt me any more. 44839 CMBATAI2 You call that a hit. Let me show you how it's done! 44840 CMBATAI2 I'm going to kick your ass for that one. 44841 CMBATAI2 Whoa! That stings a bit. 44842 CMBATAI2 I left the vault for this!? 44843 CMBATAI2 I'm going to need a vacation. 44844 CMBATAI2 Yeeeouch! That hurts! 44845 CMBATAI2 That didn't hurt at all 44846 CMBATAI2 Where's a stimpak when you need one? 44847 CMBATAI2 As soon as I can move again, you've had it 44848 CMBATAI2 I am impervious to pain! 44849 CMBATAI2 I'm going to do the monster mash on your face! 44860 CMBATAI2 Great. I'll be the only Deathclaw at home with a limp. 44861 CMBATAI2 Ouch! My leg... 44862 CMBATAI2 You'll pay with your leg for what you did to mine. 44863 CMBATAI2 I'll miss that leg... 44864 CMBATAI2 I don't need two legs to kill you. 44870 CMBATAI2 Great. A bum leg. 44871 CMBATAI2 Damn it! The leg... 44872 CMBATAI2 Not the leg... can't walk right as it is. 44873 CMBATAI2 You cripple my leg, I cripple your leg. 44874 CMBATAI2 Arrggh! That knee hurts! 44880 CMBATAI2 Can't see! 44881 CMBATAI2 Not the eyes! 44882 CMBATAI2 Blood... in eyes... can't see. 44883 CMBATAI2 I can't see you, but I can smell you. 44884 CMBATAI2 I'm going to need glasses after that one! 44890 CMBATAI2 The groin is such a cheap shot! 44891 CMBATAI2 No... hitting... below... the belt! 44892 CMBATAI2 That's fighting dirty. How about if I hit you in the crotch? 44893 CMBATAI2 I HATE groin shots! Unngh... 44894 CMBATAI2 Crotch shot... good thing I'm not human! 44900 CMBATAI2 Time to bail! 44901 CMBATAI2 I'm leaving! 44902 CMBATAI2 Retreat! 44903 CMBATAI2 Fall back! 44904 CMBATAI2 I'm out of here! 44905 CMBATAI2 Feet don't fail me now! 44906 CMBATAI2 Out of the way, I'm moving out! 44907 CMBATAI2 I'm not retreating, this is a strategic withdrawal. 44908 CMBATAI2 I've had enough of this shit! 44909 CMBATAI2 I've got to get out of here! 44920 CMBATAI2 Come here so I can hit you! 44921 CMBATAI2 You're all mine! 44922 CMBATAI2 It's you or me... and I vote you! 44923 CMBATAI2 It's your funeral! 44924 CMBATAI2 Come and get it! 44925 CMBATAI2 Prepare to meet your doom! 44926 CMBATAI2 Best kiss your ass goodbye while you still can. 44927 CMBATAI2 I'm going to paint you red! 44928 CMBATAI2 It's party time! 44929 CMBATAI2 I'm heading in! 44930 CMBATAI2 I'll see you on the front line! 44931 CMBATAI2 Time to reach out and touch someone! 44932 CMBATAI2 Advance and annihilate! 44933 CMBATAI2 I'm going to fall on you like ugly on a human! 44934 CMBATAI2 Time to get physical! 44935 CMBATAI2 Getting up close and personal. 44936 CMBATAI2 Bad ass moving in! 44937 CMBATAI2 Incoming! 44938 CMBATAI2 Locked on target and homing! 44939 CMBATAI2 There's a storm coming! 44940 CMBATAI2 I'm going to hurt you... bad! 44941 CMBATAI2 This is going to hurt you a lot more than it does me! 44942 CMBATAI2 Do unto others before they do unto you! 44943 CMBATAI2 If there's a part of you that doesn't hurt, it's next! 44944 CMBATAI2 Contact sports. I love it! 44945 CMBATAI2 Tell me your name so I can contact your next of kin. 44946 CMBATAI2 I'm the one who put the 'death' in deathclaw! 44947 CMBATAI2 It's better to give than to receive! 44948 CMBATAI2 I hope you're enjoying this as much as I am! 44949 CMBATAI2 Did that hurt? If not I can do it harder next time. 44950 CMBATAI2 We have a bleeder over here! 44951 CMBATAI2 It'll take more than a stimpak to fix you when I'm done. 44952 CMBATAI2 I hope you have medical insurance. You're going to need it. 44953 CMBATAI2 Here a rip, there a rip, everywhere a rip rip... 44954 CMBATAI2 I don't care who started it, I intend to finish it! 44955 CMBATAI2 I love the sound of tearing flesh, don't you? 44956 CMBATAI2 Just warming up, the best is yet to come. 44957 CMBATAI2 Just sharpening my claws. 44958 CMBATAI2 Ooops! Hope you didn't need that! 44959 CMBATAI2 If you fall over and stay there I'll go away! 44960 CMBATAI2 Will you stop moving around so I can hit you? 44961 CMBATAI2 Glasses. Must look into getting some glasses. 44962 CMBATAI2 Don't laugh. When I do hit you, it's going to hurt! 44963 CMBATAI2 Arrg! Grng! Ghrr! Thpt! (Deathclaw four-letter words) 44964 CMBATAI2 I guess I shouldn't make a career out of fighting. 44965 CMBATAI2 How could I possibly miss anything as big as you are! 44966 CMBATAI2 As soon as I get ranged in you're in trouble. 44967 CMBATAI2 You're a nimble little shit aren't you. 44968 CMBATAI2 I'm glad my mother didn't see me do that. 44969 CMBATAI2 Why am I swinging over there when you're over here? 44970 CMBATAI2 How embarrassing. Please don't tell anyone I did that. 44971 CMBATAI2 That really pisses me off! 44972 CMBATAI2 Ok. I missed! It could happen to anyone! 44973 CMBATAI2 I'll get you next time. 44974 CMBATAI2 Way to go, Grace! 44975 CMBATAI2 That was a shining example of missing the target! 44976 CMBATAI2 I'm beginning to think I'm not cut out for this. 44977 CMBATAI2 Arrggh! I can't believe I missed you! 44978 CMBATAI2 I fanned the air on that one I did! 44979 CMBATAI2 Did I just miss you or what! 100 COMBAT You need %d action points. 101 COMBAT Out of ammo. 102 COMBAT Target out of range. 103 COMBAT Combat cannot end with nearby hostile creatures. 104 COMBAT Your aim is blocked. 105 COMBAT You cannot use weapons with both arms crippled. 106 COMBAT You cannot use two-handed weapons with a crippled arm. 107 COMBAT You are not strong enough to use this weapon properly. 108 COMBAT and 200 COMBAT knocked out 201 COMBAT knocked down 202 COMBAT crippled your left leg 203 COMBAT crippled your right leg 204 COMBAT crippled your left arm 205 COMBAT crippled your right arm 206 COMBAT blinded 207 COMBAT were killed 208 COMBAT hit 209 COMBAT critical 210 COMBAT on fire 211 COMBAT had your armor bypassed 212 COMBAT your weapon exploded 213 COMBAT your weapon destroyed 214 COMBAT your weapon dropped 215 COMBAT lost your next turn 216 COMBAT hit yourself 217 COMBAT lost the rest of your ammo 218 COMBAT fired a dud shot 219 COMBAT hurt yourself 220 COMBAT hit randomly 221 COMBAT crippled a random limb 222 COMBAT peppered with fragments 250 COMBAT knocked out 251 COMBAT knocked down 252 COMBAT crippled your left leg 253 COMBAT crippled your right leg 254 COMBAT crippled your left arm 255 COMBAT crippled your right arm 256 COMBAT blinded 257 COMBAT were killed 258 COMBAT hit 259 COMBAT critical 260 COMBAT on fire 261 COMBAT had your armor bypassed 262 COMBAT your weapon exploded 263 COMBAT your weapon destroyed 264 COMBAT your weapon dropped 265 COMBAT lost your next turn 266 COMBAT hit yourself 267 COMBAT lost the rest of your ammo 268 COMBAT fired a dud shot 269 COMBAT hurt yourself 270 COMBAT hit randomly 271 COMBAT crippled a random limb 272 COMBAT peppered with fragments 300 COMBAT knocked out 301 COMBAT knocked down 302 COMBAT crippled his left leg 303 COMBAT crippled his right leg 304 COMBAT crippled his left arm 305 COMBAT crippled his right arm 306 COMBAT blinded 307 COMBAT was killed 308 COMBAT hit 309 COMBAT critical 310 COMBAT on fire 311 COMBAT had his armor bypassed 312 COMBAT his weapon exploded 313 COMBAT his weapon destroyed 314 COMBAT his weapon dropped 315 COMBAT lost his next turn 316 COMBAT hit himself 317 COMBAT lost the rest of his ammo 318 COMBAT fired a dud shot 319 COMBAT hurt himself 320 COMBAT hit randomly 321 COMBAT crippled a random limb 322 COMBAT peppered with fragments 400 COMBAT knocked out 401 COMBAT knocked down 402 COMBAT crippled her left leg 403 COMBAT crippled her right leg 404 COMBAT crippled her left arm 405 COMBAT crippled her right arm 406 COMBAT blinded 407 COMBAT was killed 408 COMBAT hit 409 COMBAT critical 410 COMBAT on fire 411 COMBAT had her armor bypassed 412 COMBAT her weapon exploded 413 COMBAT her weapon destroyed 414 COMBAT her weapon dropped 415 COMBAT lost her next turn 416 COMBAT hit herself 417 COMBAT lost the rest of her ammo 418 COMBAT fired a dud shot 419 COMBAT hurt herself 420 COMBAT hit randomly 421 COMBAT crippled a random limb 422 COMBAT peppered with fragments 506 COMBAT You 509 COMBAT Oops! %s were hit instead of %s! 511 COMBAT %s were critically hit in %s for %d hit points 512 COMBAT %s were hit in %s for %d hit points 513 COMBAT %s were hit for %d hit points 514 COMBAT %s critically missed 515 COMBAT %s missed 520 COMBAT %s were critically hit for %d hit points 521 COMBAT %s were critically hit in %s for 1 hit point 522 COMBAT %s were hit in %s for 1 hit point 523 COMBAT %s were hit for 1 hit point 524 COMBAT %s were critically hit for 1 hit point 525 COMBAT %s were critically hit in %s for no damage 526 COMBAT %s were hit in %s for no damage 527 COMBAT %s were hit for no damage 528 COMBAT %s were critically hit for no damage 533 COMBAT %s critically missed and took 1 hit point 534 COMBAT %s critically missed and took %d hit points 556 COMBAT You 559 COMBAT Oops! %s were hit instead of %s! 561 COMBAT %s were critically hit in %s for %d hit points 562 COMBAT %s were hit in %s for %d hit points 563 COMBAT %s were hit for %d hit points 564 COMBAT %s critically missed 565 COMBAT %s missed 570 COMBAT %s were critically hit for %d hit points 571 COMBAT %s were critically hit in %s for 1 hit point 572 COMBAT %s were hit in %s for 1 hit point 573 COMBAT %s were hit for 1 hit point 574 COMBAT %s were critically hit for 1 hit point 575 COMBAT %s were critically hit in %s for no damage 576 COMBAT %s were hit in %s for no damage 577 COMBAT %s were hit for no damage 578 COMBAT %s were critically hit for no damage 583 COMBAT %s critically missed and took 1 hit point 584 COMBAT %s critically missed and took %d hit points 608 COMBAT Oops! %s was hit instead of you! 609 COMBAT Oops! %s was hit instead of %s! 611 COMBAT %s was critically hit in %s for %d hit points 612 COMBAT %s was hit in %s for %d hit points 613 COMBAT %s was hit for %d hit points 614 COMBAT %s critically missed 615 COMBAT %s missed 620 COMBAT %s was critically hit for %d hit points 621 COMBAT %s was critically hit in %s for 1 hit point 622 COMBAT %s was hit in %s for 1 hit point 623 COMBAT %s was hit for 1 hit point 624 COMBAT %s was critically hit for 1 hit point 625 COMBAT %s was critically hit in %s for no damage 626 COMBAT %s was hit in %s for no damage 627 COMBAT %s was hit for no damage 628 COMBAT %s was critically hit for no damage 633 COMBAT %s critically missed and took 1 hit point 634 COMBAT %s critically missed and took %d hit points 708 COMBAT Oops! %s was hit instead of you! 709 COMBAT Oops! %s was hit instead of %s! 711 COMBAT %s was critically hit in %s for %d hit points 712 COMBAT %s was hit in %s for %d hit points 713 COMBAT %s was hit for %d hit points 714 COMBAT %s critically missed 715 COMBAT %s missed 720 COMBAT %s was critically hit for %d hit points 721 COMBAT %s was critically hit in %s for 1 hit point 722 COMBAT %s was hit in %s for 1 hit point 723 COMBAT %s was hit for 1 hit point 724 COMBAT %s was critically hit for 1 hit point 725 COMBAT %s was critically hit in %s for no damage 726 COMBAT %s was hit in %s for no damage 727 COMBAT %s was hit for no damage 728 COMBAT %s was critically hit for no damage 733 COMBAT %s critically missed and took 1 hit point 734 COMBAT %s critically missed and took %d hit points 1110 COMBAT the head 1111 COMBAT the left arm 1112 COMBAT the right arm 1113 COMBAT the torso 1114 COMBAT the right leg 1115 COMBAT the left leg 1116 COMBAT the eyes 1117 COMBAT the groin 1118 COMBAT uncalled 1150 COMBAT the head 1151 COMBAT the left hindleg 1152 COMBAT the right hindleg 1153 COMBAT the torso 1154 COMBAT the right foreleg 1155 COMBAT the left foreleg 1156 COMBAT the eyes 1157 COMBAT the udder 1158 COMBAT uncalled 1160 COMBAT the head 1161 COMBAT the hindleg 1162 COMBAT the hindleg 1163 COMBAT the body 1164 COMBAT the foreleg 1165 COMBAT the foreleg 1166 COMBAT the eyes 1167 COMBAT the groin 1168 COMBAT uncalled 1170 COMBAT the CPU 1171 COMBAT the manipulator 1172 COMBAT the manipulator 1173 COMBAT the frame 1174 COMBAT the motivator 1175 COMBAT the motivator 1176 COMBAT the sensors 1177 COMBAT the regulator 1178 COMBAT uncalled 1180 COMBAT the head 1181 COMBAT the left arm 1182 COMBAT the right arm 1183 COMBAT the torso 1184 COMBAT the right leg 1185 COMBAT the left leg 1186 COMBAT the eyes 1187 COMBAT the groin 1188 COMBAT uncalled 1190 COMBAT the head 1191 COMBAT the left paw 1192 COMBAT the right paw 1193 COMBAT the body 1194 COMBAT the right leg 1195 COMBAT the left leg 1196 COMBAT the eyes 1197 COMBAT the groin 1198 COMBAT uncalled 1210 COMBAT the head 1211 COMBAT the left arm 1212 COMBAT the right arm 1213 COMBAT the torso 1214 COMBAT the right leg 1215 COMBAT the left leg 1216 COMBAT the eyes 1217 COMBAT the groin 1218 COMBAT uncalled 1220 COMBAT the head 1221 COMBAT the tail 1222 COMBAT the claw 1223 COMBAT the carapace 1224 COMBAT the forelegs 1225 COMBAT the hindlegs 1226 COMBAT the eyes 1227 COMBAT the brain 1228 COMBAT uncalled 1230 COMBAT the head 1231 COMBAT the mouth 1232 COMBAT the fore mouth 1233 COMBAT the body 1234 COMBAT the float sac 1235 COMBAT the tail 1236 COMBAT the ganglion 1237 COMBAT the ovipositor 1238 COMBAT uncalled 1240 COMBAT the head 1241 COMBAT the left paw 1242 COMBAT the right paw 1243 COMBAT the body 1244 COMBAT the right leg 1245 COMBAT the left leg 1246 COMBAT the eyes 1247 COMBAT the groin 1248 COMBAT uncalled 1250 COMBAT the head 1251 COMBAT the left arm 1252 COMBAT the right arm 1253 COMBAT the body 1254 COMBAT the right leg 1255 COMBAT the left leg 1256 COMBAT the eyes 1257 COMBAT the groin 1258 COMBAT uncalled 1270 COMBAT the head 1271 COMBAT the left arm 1272 COMBAT the right arm 1273 COMBAT the torso 1274 COMBAT the right leg 1275 COMBAT the left leg 1276 COMBAT the eyes 1277 COMBAT the groin 1278 COMBAT uncalled 1460 COMBAT the head 1461 COMBAT the left arm 1462 COMBAT the right arm 1463 COMBAT the torso 1464 COMBAT the right leg 1465 COMBAT the left leg 1466 COMBAT the eyes 1467 COMBAT the groin 1468 COMBAT uncalled 1490 COMBAT the head 1491 COMBAT the left arm 1492 COMBAT the right arm 1493 COMBAT the torso 1494 COMBAT the right leg 1495 COMBAT the left leg 1496 COMBAT the eyes 1497 COMBAT the groin 1498 COMBAT uncalled 1500 COMBAT the head 1501 COMBAT ??? 1502 COMBAT ??? 1503 COMBAT the frame 1504 COMBAT ??? 1505 COMBAT ??? 1506 COMBAT the eyes 1507 COMBAT the CPU 1508 COMBAT uncalled 1510 COMBAT the head 1511 COMBAT the left arm 1512 COMBAT the right arm 1513 COMBAT the torso 1514 COMBAT the right leg 1515 COMBAT the left leg 1516 COMBAT the eyes 1517 COMBAT the groin 1518 COMBAT uncalled 1520 COMBAT the head 1521 COMBAT the raptorial leg 1522 COMBAT the raptorial leg 1523 COMBAT the abdomen 1524 COMBAT the legs 1525 COMBAT the wings 1526 COMBAT the eyes 1527 COMBAT the metathorax 1528 COMBAT uncalled 1530 COMBAT the CPU 1531 COMBAT the manipulator 1532 COMBAT the manipulator 1533 COMBAT the frame 1534 COMBAT the motivator 1535 COMBAT the motivator 1536 COMBAT the sensors 1537 COMBAT the regulator 1538 COMBAT uncalled 1540 COMBAT the CPU 1541 COMBAT the manipulator 1542 COMBAT the manipulator 1543 COMBAT the frame 1544 COMBAT the motivator 1545 COMBAT the motivator 1546 COMBAT the sensors 1547 COMBAT the regulator 1548 COMBAT uncalled 1550 COMBAT the head 1551 COMBAT the left paw 1552 COMBAT the right paw 1553 COMBAT the body 1554 COMBAT the right leg 1555 COMBAT the left leg 1556 COMBAT the eyes 1557 COMBAT the groin 1558 COMBAT uncalled 1580 COMBAT the shell 1581 COMBAT the shell 1582 COMBAT the shell 1583 COMBAT the shell 1584 COMBAT the shell 1585 COMBAT the shell 1586 COMBAT the shell 1587 COMBAT the shell 1588 COMBAT uncalled 1590 COMBAT the head 1591 COMBAT the tail 1592 COMBAT the claw 1593 COMBAT the carapace 1594 COMBAT the forelegs 1595 COMBAT the hindlegs 1596 COMBAT the eyes 1597 COMBAT the brain 1598 COMBAT uncalled 1600 COMBAT the head 1601 COMBAT the left arm 1602 COMBAT the right arm 1603 COMBAT the torso 1604 COMBAT the right leg 1605 COMBAT the left leg 1606 COMBAT the eyes 1607 COMBAT the groin 1608 COMBAT uncalled 1650 COMBAT the mouth 1651 COMBAT the stalk 1652 COMBAT the stalk 1653 COMBAT the central stalk 1654 COMBAT the roots 1655 COMBAT the roots 1656 COMBAT the sense-tendrils 1657 COMBAT the base 1658 COMBAT uncalled 1660 COMBAT the head 1661 COMBAT the missile hand 1662 COMBAT the gun hand 1663 COMBAT the body 1664 COMBAT the right leg 1665 COMBAT the left leg 1666 COMBAT the sensors 1667 COMBAT the lower torso 1668 COMBAT uncalled 1670 COMBAT the head 1671 COMBAT the left claw 1672 COMBAT the right claw 1673 COMBAT the body 1674 COMBAT the right leg 1675 COMBAT the left leg 1676 COMBAT the eyes 1677 COMBAT the groin 1678 COMBAT uncalled 1680 COMBAT the head 1681 COMBAT the left claw 1682 COMBAT the right claw 1683 COMBAT the body 1684 COMBAT the right leg 1685 COMBAT the left leg 1686 COMBAT the eyes 1687 COMBAT the groin 1688 COMBAT uncalled 1800 COMBAT the head 1801 COMBAT the left tentacle 1802 COMBAT the right tentacle 1803 COMBAT the body 1804 COMBAT the right foot 1805 COMBAT the left foot 1806 COMBAT the eyes? 1807 COMBAT the groin socket 1808 COMBAT uncalled 1850 COMBAT the head 1851 COMBAT the left arm 1852 COMBAT the right arm 1853 COMBAT the torso 1854 COMBAT the right leg 1855 COMBAT the left leg 1856 COMBAT the eyes 1857 COMBAT the groin 1858 COMBAT uncalled 1860 COMBAT the head 1861 COMBAT the left tentacle 1862 COMBAT the right tentacle 1863 COMBAT the body 1864 COMBAT the right foot 1865 COMBAT the left foot 1866 COMBAT the eyes? 1867 COMBAT the groin socket 1868 COMBAT uncalled 1900 COMBAT the cpu 1901 COMBAT the gun servo 1902 COMBAT the gun servo 1903 COMBAT the frame 1904 COMBAT the base servo 1905 COMBAT the base servo 1906 COMBAT the sensors 1907 COMBAT the regulator 1908 COMBAT uncalled 1970 COMBAT the head 1971 COMBAT the left foreleg 1972 COMBAT the right foreleg 1973 COMBAT the abdomen 1974 COMBAT the right hindleg 1975 COMBAT the left hindleg 1976 COMBAT the feelers 1977 COMBAT the metathorax 1978 COMBAT uncalled 1990 COMBAT the head 1991 COMBAT the left arm 1992 COMBAT the right arm 1993 COMBAT the torso 1994 COMBAT the right leg 1995 COMBAT the left leg 1996 COMBAT the eyes 1997 COMBAT the groin 1998 COMBAT uncalled 2000 COMBAT the head 2001 COMBAT the left arm 2002 COMBAT the right arm 2003 COMBAT the torso 2004 COMBAT the right leg 2005 COMBAT the left leg 2006 COMBAT the eyes 2007 COMBAT the groin 2008 COMBAT uncalled 2010 COMBAT the cpu 2011 COMBAT the gun servo 2012 COMBAT the gun servo 2013 COMBAT the frame 2014 COMBAT the base servo 2015 COMBAT the base servo 2016 COMBAT the sensors 2017 COMBAT the regulator 2018 COMBAT uncalled 5000 COMBAT and really hurts 5001 COMBAT . A serious wound is inflicted 5002 COMBAT with no armor defenses 5003 COMBAT . The damaging attack knocks him unconscious 5004 COMBAT . The blow knocks him to the ground 5005 COMBAT . The strong blow to the head knocks him out 5006 COMBAT . The attack crushes the temple. Good night, Gracie 5007 COMBAT , death is instantaneous 5008 COMBAT , causing severe tennis elbow 5009 COMBAT , pushing the arm out of the way 5010 COMBAT , leaving a big bruise 5011 COMBAT , crippling the left arm 5012 COMBAT , leaving the left arm dangling by the skin 5013 COMBAT . That arm now looks like a bloody stump 5014 COMBAT , leaving a crippled right arm 5015 COMBAT . His right arm is pulverized by this powerful blow 5016 COMBAT in a forceful blow 5017 COMBAT blowing through the armor 5018 COMBAT , inflicting an extra helping of damage 5019 COMBAT with no armor, knocking the combatant to the ground 5020 COMBAT knocking the air out, he slumps to the ground out of the fight 5021 COMBAT . Unfortunately, his spine is now clearly visible from the front 5022 COMBAT putting a major hurt on his leg 5023 COMBAT , knocking him to the ground like a bowling pin in a league game 5024 COMBAT , bowling him over and crippling that leg 5025 COMBAT , smashing the knee into the next town. He falls 5026 COMBAT . The intense pain of having a leg removed causes him to quit 5027 COMBAT inflicting some extra pain 5028 COMBAT causing blindness, unluckily for him 5029 COMBAT , and with no protection there, causing serious pain 5030 COMBAT , and blinding him with a stunning blow 5031 COMBAT . The loss of an eye is too much for him, and he falls to the ground 5032 COMBAT , sadly, he is too busy feeling the rush of air on the brain to notice death approaching 5033 COMBAT . Ouch! That had to hurt 5034 COMBAT , and he's not wearing a cup, either 5035 COMBAT and without protection, he falls over, groaning in agony 5036 COMBAT . The pain is too much for him and he collapses like a rag 5037 COMBAT . He mumbles "Mother", as his eyes roll into the back of his head 5100 COMBAT and really hurts 5101 COMBAT . A serious wound is inflicted 5102 COMBAT with no armor 5103 COMBAT . The damaging attack knocks her unconscious 5104 COMBAT . The blow knocks her to the ground 5105 COMBAT . The strong blow to the head knocks her out 5106 COMBAT . The attack crushes her temple. Good night, Gracie 5107 COMBAT , death is instantaneous 5108 COMBAT , causing severe tennis elbow 5109 COMBAT , pushing the arm out of the way 5110 COMBAT , leaving a big bruise 5111 COMBAT , crippling the left arm 5112 COMBAT . The left arm is barely attached to her shoulder 5113 COMBAT . That arm now looks like a bloody stump 5114 COMBAT , leaving a crippled right arm 5115 COMBAT . Her right arm is turned into hamburger by the blow 5116 COMBAT in a forceful blow 5117 COMBAT piercing through her defenses 5118 COMBAT , inflicting an extra helping of damage 5119 COMBAT with no armor, knocking the female fighter to the ground 5120 COMBAT knocking the air out, she slumps to the ground 5121 COMBAT . Unfortunately, her major organs have been exposed to the light 5122 COMBAT putting a major hurt on her leg 5123 COMBAT , knocking her over like a bad blind date 5124 COMBAT , knocking her down and crippling that leg 5125 COMBAT , smashing the knee into the next town. She takes the fast track to the ground 5126 COMBAT . She screams in pain from the broken leg 5127 COMBAT inflicting some extra pain 5128 COMBAT causing blindness. She grimaces 5129 COMBAT , and with no protection there, causing serious pain 5130 COMBAT . The wound causes severe blindness, as if there is any other kind 5131 COMBAT . She faints from the blinding attack 5132 COMBAT , sadly, she doesn't get to pray to her gods before she meets them 5133 COMBAT . She takes it like a man. That is to say, it hurts 5134 COMBAT , knocking her to the ground 5135 COMBAT . Her childbearing days are in trouble as she collapses in a limp heap 5200 COMBAT . The little kid starts to cry 5201 COMBAT . Unconscious, the small child falls over 5202 COMBAT . Ouchie! 5203 COMBAT . The blow is true, and the child is knocked unconscious 5204 COMBAT , smashing the small child around like a limp rag 5205 COMBAT . The left arm of this kid now has an owie 5206 COMBAT , throwing the small child off balance 5207 COMBAT , breaking that arm with a loud snap. Some serious tears start to flow 5208 COMBAT , easily snapping that arm like a small piece of candy 5209 COMBAT . The right arm starts to swell, like a balloon 5210 COMBAT , and starts to cry 5211 COMBAT in a sensitive spot 5212 COMBAT . The attack to a vital organ knocks the kid over 5213 COMBAT , knocking the little kid over like a toy 5214 COMBAT . Now this young child will never really experience life 5215 COMBAT , inflicting a deep cut 5216 COMBAT . The attack bowls the child over, and breaks the leg 5217 COMBAT , inflicting great harm to the small child 5218 COMBAT . The young child looks up and starts to cry 5219 COMBAT , which blinds the youth 5220 COMBAT , bashing in the youthful looking nose 5221 COMBAT . A cut appears above the eyes and the blood starts to flow freely 5222 COMBAT , which opens an eye like an exploding grape. The child looks bewildered 5223 COMBAT causing blindness. The young child drops to the ground 5224 COMBAT , the blow continues into the small brain 5225 COMBAT . The child looks confused and shaken 5226 COMBAT , knocking this young target to the ground 5300 COMBAT , hurting the mighty mutant 5301 COMBAT , striking a vital spot 5302 COMBAT , striking a vital spot and knocking the giant to the ground 5303 COMBAT . The giant mutant looks around for a moment, and then slumps to the ground 5304 COMBAT . The head explodes like a giant, bloody watermelon 5305 COMBAT , severely hurting the mighty mutant 5306 COMBAT , causing the giant to spend a moment cursing the universe 5307 COMBAT , striking a nerve and forcing the giant to grab his arm in pain 5308 COMBAT . The blow breaks the elbow and probably didn't feel too good 5309 COMBAT , breaking the thick arm and spewing mutant blood over the ground 5310 COMBAT , causing the giant to stumble for a moment and then collapse like a felled tree 5311 COMBAT , and gallons of viscera splurt to the ground 5312 COMBAT , sending the giant flying to the floor 5313 COMBAT . The mutant stumbles and falls, his leg barely able to support him 5314 COMBAT , striking a vital location. The mutant crumples under a broken leg 5315 COMBAT . The pain of a broken leg overwhelms the mighty giant 5316 COMBAT , nearly blinding the mutant 5317 COMBAT , blinding the now-furious mutant 5318 COMBAT , nearly blinding the mutant but throwing him off balance 5319 COMBAT . The blinded mutant stumbles back, unprepared for the next attack 5320 COMBAT , blinding the now-unconscious mutant 5321 COMBAT . The eyes of the mutant glow for a moment, and then the light fades - permanently 5400 COMBAT . The ghoul is surprised, and fails to defend against this attack 5401 COMBAT . This blow buries this ghoul 5402 COMBAT . The stunned ghoul's hand flies open 5403 COMBAT , sneaking through his armor and striking a critical joint 5404 COMBAT , sneaking through his armor and lopping the arm off 5405 COMBAT . The ghoul moves the wrong way at the wrong moment, and loses an eye 5406 COMBAT . The ghoul is wearing no armor there 5407 COMBAT , and without armor, the ghoul is blinded 5408 COMBAT , causing the ghoul to look bewildered in his final moments 5500 COMBAT , knocking the big beast to the ground 5501 COMBAT , stunning both brains and felling the giant animal 5502 COMBAT . The mutant cow gives a loud, startled cry 5503 COMBAT , breaking one of the Brahmin's legs 5504 COMBAT , seriously hurting the mutant cow 5505 COMBAT , easily penetrating the thick hide of the giant beast 5506 COMBAT , penetrating straight through both hearts of the mutant cow 5507 COMBAT , blinding both sets of eyes with a single blow 5508 COMBAT , blinding both heads and stunning the mutant cow 5509 COMBAT , completely blinding the Brahmin and knocking it out 5510 COMBAT , the large mutant bovine stumbles for a moment 5511 COMBAT . The Brahmin shakes with rage 5512 COMBAT . The Brahmin snorts with pain 5513 COMBAT . The Brahmin is most upset with this udderly devastating attack 5600 COMBAT , sending the Radscorpion flying on it's back 5601 COMBAT , separating the head from the carapace 5602 COMBAT , seriously damaging the tail 5603 COMBAT , putting a major hurt on it's claws 5604 COMBAT . The blow slips between the cracks of the Radscorpion's tough carapace 5605 COMBAT , striking through the tough carapace without pausing 5606 COMBAT , passing through the natural armor and knocking the Radscorpion over 5607 COMBAT . The Radscorpion cannot cope with a new sensation, like missing internal organs 5608 COMBAT , sending the 'scorpion flying and crippling some of it's legs 5609 COMBAT . The attack cuts through an unprotected joint on the leg, severing it 5610 COMBAT , seriously wounding and blinding the mutant creature 5611 COMBAT , penetrating almost to the brain. Talk about squashing a bug 5612 COMBAT , almost penetrating to the brain, but blinding the creature instead 5613 COMBAT . The attack is fiendish, and far too sophisticated for this simple creature 5614 COMBAT . If it was human, you would swear it's pretty pissed off 5615 COMBAT , knocking the poor creature senseless 5616 COMBAT , spiking the brain to the floor 5700 COMBAT . The rodent's skull makes several unhealthy sounds 5701 COMBAT , squashing the rodent's skull like a wet paper bag 5702 COMBAT , and the left paw now looks a little flat 5703 COMBAT . The left paw of the rat is blown off 5704 COMBAT . The right paw is heavily damaged 5705 COMBAT , blowing the right paw off 5706 COMBAT . The rat is seriously wounded by this attack 5707 COMBAT , seriously wounding the rat and knocking it around 5708 COMBAT , splattering the rat across the floor 5709 COMBAT , crippling the right leg 5710 COMBAT , putting a big hole in the left leg 5711 COMBAT , doing some extra damage due to the sensitive location 5712 COMBAT , summoning this creature to the great ratcatcher in the sky 5800 COMBAT , the floater drops to the ground 5801 COMBAT , the floater falls to the ground, seemingly lifeless 5802 COMBAT , with serious consequences to the creatures continued existance 5803 COMBAT , stunning the foul creature 5804 COMBAT , hitting a sensitive spot there and stunning the floater 5805 COMBAT . The blow causes the floater to shudder violently in a spray of crimson 5806 COMBAT , the blow causing some sort of violent reaction in the creature 5807 COMBAT . The floater suddenly bursts into flames 5808 COMBAT then it jerks wildly and quivers like a pudding surprise 5809 COMBAT , with the blow hitting a sensitive spot 5810 COMBAT . The creature is obviously agitated 5900 COMBAT , pushed like a bad habit, the centaur falls over and is stunned 5901 COMBAT as the blow strikes a critical spot 5902 COMBAT , causing a massive neurological failure 5903 COMBAT , stunning it with your violent attack 5904 COMBAT , crippling the arm 5905 COMBAT striking a critical spot, and crippling the arm 5906 COMBAT , knocking the creature over and crippling the leg 5907 COMBAT , stunning the centaur as it is knocked over with a crippled leg 5908 COMBAT , blinding a head 5909 COMBAT , surprising the centaur. It blindly stumbles for a moment 5910 COMBAT , surprising the centaur. It collapses in a heap 5911 COMBAT , surprising the centaur. It collapses in a pile of goo 5912 COMBAT . The attack was not as effective as it could have been 6000 COMBAT , inflicting some structural damage 6001 COMBAT , sparks fly and the robot goes momentarily out of control 6002 COMBAT , hitting a critical component and forcing the robot out of control 6003 COMBAT , hitting a critical component and causing a massive malfunction 6004 COMBAT . The robot attempts to compensate 6005 COMBAT . The robot strains to compensate 6006 COMBAT , hitting some key part and causing heavy damage 6007 COMBAT , inflicting heavy structural damage 6008 COMBAT , hitting a critical component and causing severe damage 6009 COMBAT . The robot shudders under this intense attack 6010 COMBAT , dismantling the robot 6011 COMBAT . The robot attempts to compensate, but fails, falling to the ground 6012 COMBAT . The robot strains under the pressure, falling to the ground 6013 COMBAT , breaking the sensor lenses 6100 COMBAT , knocking the pooch to the ground 6101 COMBAT , right across the snout 6102 COMBAT . The dog falls over, but it is still breathing 6103 COMBAT , the animal coughs up a splurt of blood 6104 COMBAT , crippling the leg 6105 COMBAT , crippling the leg. The animal tries to remain standing, but fails 6106 COMBAT . The blinded animal howls in pain 6107 COMBAT , neutering the poor animal 6200 COMBAT , knocking down this mutated insect 6201 COMBAT , which collapses 6202 COMBAT . The manti ponders whether to continue living 6203 COMBAT , crippling the limb 6204 COMBAT , causing the Manti to lick it's wounds. It holds the limb oddly 6205 COMBAT , bypassing the chitinous armor 6206 COMBAT . The manti shrieks and shivers must unhuman like 6207 COMBAT , which causes the manti to fall over. A limb is bent at an odd shape 6208 COMBAT , shredding the wings 6209 COMBAT , bypassing the chitinous armor and throwing the manti around 6210 COMBAT , blinding the insect with an accurate blow 6300 COMBAT . Even this beast seems fazed by that stunning attack 6301 COMBAT , slipping past the huge claws to strike the monster. The Deathclaw shakes and growls 6302 COMBAT . The result is massive damage to the Deathclaw's eyes 6400 COMBAT , breaking past the plant's defenses 6401 COMBAT , tearing some of its leaves off 6402 COMBAT , breaking some of its fronds 6403 COMBAT , damaging its chlorophyll intake 6404 COMBAT , knocking the pollen out of it 6405 COMBAT . almost tipping it over 6406 COMBAT , damaging some of its branches 6500 COMBAT . You'll have a headache tomorrow, if you live that long 6501 COMBAT . Your armor provides no protection from this well-aimed blow 6502 COMBAT . You feel the pain for just a moment, and then darkness takes you.. 6503 COMBAT , bypassing your armor. The blow knocks you off your feet 6504 COMBAT , the shock makes your vision go dark. After a moment, you notice that your vision has not returned 6505 COMBAT . You get a nice view of your body as your head sails through the air 6506 COMBAT . Surprisingly, the damage feels no worse than normal 6507 COMBAT , stunning you for a moment 6508 COMBAT . Feel the pain 6509 COMBAT . The attack leaves your arm useless 6510 COMBAT , slipping past your armor. The blow cracks the bones in your arm like deadwood 6511 COMBAT , bypassing your armor. Your arm now hangs limply at your side 6512 COMBAT . The bruise will look nice, and maybe the scars will make good party talk 6513 COMBAT , crushing your internal organs. All you can do is gurgle blood 6514 COMBAT , sending head over heels 6515 COMBAT , sending you flying and breaking your leg 6516 COMBAT , melting through your armor. The blow knocks you over and seriously hurts your knee 6517 COMBAT . The pain from your broken leg sends you into unconsciousness 6518 COMBAT . The painful blow makes you flinch, but does little else 6519 COMBAT . Unlucky for you, it also causes immediate vision loss 6520 COMBAT . It takes you a moment to wipe the blood from your eyes 6521 COMBAT , slipping past your armor. You stand stunned as your realize you cannot see anymore 6522 COMBAT . You feel a strange sensation in your head. You realize it's imminent brain-death 6523 COMBAT , making you cringe 6524 COMBAT . You cup your groin and fall to the floor in pain 6525 COMBAT . The pain is sufficient to knock you out. Ouch 6526 COMBAT . There are not enough words in the universe to describe the pain your are feeling at this moment 6700 COMBAT , breaking past the lizard's defenses 6701 COMBAT , tearing some of its slimy skin off 6702 COMBAT , breaking some of its digits 6703 COMBAT , damaging its breathing ability 6704 COMBAT , knocking the stuffing out of it 6705 COMBAT , almost tipping it over 6706 COMBAT , damaging some of its limbs 6800 COMBAT , sliding past the creature's defenses 6801 COMBAT , smearing some of its slime off 6802 COMBAT , mashing some of its suction-feelers 6803 COMBAT , damaging its air (?) intake 6804 COMBAT , knocking the icky stuff out of it 6805 COMBAT , almost tipping it over 6806 COMBAT , damaging some of its tentacles 6900 COMBAT , breaking past the ant's defenses 6901 COMBAT , ripping some of its antennae off 6902 COMBAT , breaking some of its feelers 6903 COMBAT , damaging its health 6904 COMBAT , knocking it around a bit 6905 COMBAT , almost tipping it over 6906 COMBAT , damaging some of its exoskeleton 7000 COMBAT , breaking past the ant's defenses 7001 COMBAT , ripping some of its antennae off 7002 COMBAT , breaking some of its feelers 7003 COMBAT , damaging its health 7004 COMBAT , knocking it around a bit 7005 COMBAT , almost tipping it over 7006 COMBAT , damaging some of its exoskeleton 7100 COMBAT , blowing past the Bodyguard's armor 7101 COMBAT , bringing the Bodyguard to his knees 7102 COMBAT , destroying his arm control mechanism 7103 COMBAT , destroying his leg rotator mechanism 7104 COMBAT , shattering his bionic eye 7105 COMBAT , causing him to pause and shake of your massive attack 1000 COMBATAI My face! My face! 1001 COMBATAI Ow! That hurt! 1002 COMBATAI Ouch! I need some ice for my head 1003 COMBATAI You've torn off my head! Oh God, my head's gone! 1004 COMBATAI By doath! Dew tore off by doath! 1005 COMBATAI I've been scalped! 1006 COMBATAI My face is gone, oh God nooooo! 1007 COMBATAI Where's my ear? 1008 COMBATAI Why's everything spinning like that? 1009 COMBATAI No one will ever be able to look at me again! 1010 COMBATAI Ow, my arm 1011 COMBATAI Ow! 1012 COMBATAI You broke my arm! 1013 COMBATAI Christ, my arm's been torn off! 1014 COMBATAI Oh God, not my arm. 1015 COMBATAI Stop, please stop. 1016 COMBATAI (Sob, sob) 1017 COMBATAI My arm's so broken. 1018 COMBATAI How will I earn a living now? 1019 COMBATAI You broke it. 1020 COMBATAI Ow, my arm 1021 COMBATAI Wahhhh! 1022 COMBATAI My God! My arm! 1023 COMBATAI How can I support my family now? 1024 COMBATAI Bone, so white. 1025 COMBATAI So much blood. 1026 COMBATAI Christ, just make the pain stop! 1027 COMBATAI Not my fingers, anything but that. Noooooo! 1028 COMBATAI My arm's been torn off. Oh God, no. 1029 COMBATAI Just don't kill me. 1030 COMBATAI Ow! That really hurt! 1031 COMBATAI I think I'm gonna faint 1032 COMBATAI Ouch! 1033 COMBATAI Oooof! 1034 COMBATAI That hurt! 1035 COMBATAI Just leave me alone! 1036 COMBATAI Ohhh, pain! 1037 COMBATAI I'm dying! 1038 COMBATAI Oh Christ, that hurt so bad.... 1039 COMBATAI I'm bleedin' out. 1040 COMBATAI I'm a gonner. 1041 COMBATAI Christ, why did you have to do that? 1042 COMBATAI Who'll take care of my family? 1043 COMBATAI Why me? Why? 1044 COMBATAI What did I ever do to you? 1045 COMBATAI I never wanted to die like this. 1046 COMBATAI I didn't mean nothin'. Just don't kill me. 1047 COMBATAI Arrrgh, my spine. 1048 COMBATAI W'wait, where's my spleen? 1049 COMBATAI So much, blood. 1050 COMBATAI I'm starting to feel cold and sleepy. 1051 COMBATAI Christ, don't kill me, please! 1052 COMBATAI I won't get in your way, just let me live. 1053 COMBATAI Who'll take care of my family. 1054 COMBATAI Don't hurt me anymore. 1055 COMBATAI You're killing me! 1056 COMBATAI (Cough, cough) Can't breathe. 1057 COMBATAI Feeling faint, can't keep going. 1058 COMBATAI Help me,eeeeellp meeeeee! 1059 COMBATAI Oh God, oh God, oh God.... 1060 COMBATAI Ow, my leg 1061 COMBATAI My knee! 1062 COMBATAI Ow! 1063 COMBATAI You tore my leg off. 1064 COMBATAI My knee's been ripped open! 1065 COMBATAI I can't walk. 1066 COMBATAI Why does it have to hurt so much?!? 1067 COMBATAI My toes are missing. 1068 COMBATAI My foot, where's my foot? 1069 COMBATAI I can't feel my foot! 1070 COMBATAI Ow, my leg 1071 COMBATAI My knee! 1072 COMBATAI Aaaarrrrggghhh! 1073 COMBATAI I'll never dance again. 1074 COMBATAI I'll never run again. 1075 COMBATAI I can't feel my toes. 1076 COMBATAI Bone, so white, pain so great.... 1077 COMBATAI So much blood...it's everywhere. 1078 COMBATAI I've been torn open. 1079 COMBATAI It's a bad one, oh God, why me. 1080 COMBATAI Ow!! My eyes! 1081 COMBATAI My face! My eyes! Arrrrgh! 1082 COMBATAI My eyes! 1083 COMBATAI Oh God, I'm blind! 1084 COMBATAI You tore my eye out! Oh God, nooooo. 1085 COMBATAI Not my eyes, anything but that. 1086 COMBATAI You've blinded me, noooooo. 1087 COMBATAI Not my eyes, please not that. 1088 COMBATAI I'm blind, just kill me. (sob, sob) 1089 COMBATAI Where's my eye, if I could just push it back in.... 1090 COMBATAI Ooooooooo, my groin! Ooooooo... 1091 COMBATAI Oww...It burns! 1092 COMBATAI Urp! 1093 COMBATAI Ooorp! aoooww... 1094 COMBATAI I...can't...breathe... 1095 COMBATAI The pain, the pain... 1096 COMBATAI It burns, it burns. 1097 COMBATAI I think I need to sit down. 1098 COMBATAI That wasn't fair. 1099 COMBATAI Cow...ard, unh.... 1100 COMBATAI Damn! 1101 COMBATAI My aching skull 1102 COMBATAI My face! My face! 1103 COMBATAI I see stars! 1104 COMBATAI Who turned out the lights? 1105 COMBATAI Do smathed by teef out! 1106 COMBATAI Hey, I part my hair on the *other* side. 1107 COMBATAI Hah, at least you didn't hit anything important. 1108 COMBATAI Oooh, my head. 1109 COMBATAI I feel kinda dizzy. 1110 COMBATAI Aggghhh! My arm 1111 COMBATAI My arm! 1112 COMBATAI Oh man, that hurts! 1113 COMBATAI My arm hurts, it's a bad one. 1114 COMBATAI My arm's all tore up. 1115 COMBATAI My arm's broken, here...and here.... 1116 COMBATAI Bone sticking out of arm, arrrrrgghhh. 1117 COMBATAI I can't feel anything, my arm's all numb. 1118 COMBATAI Someone bend my arm back, pleeeeeaassee?!? 1119 COMBATAI My thumb's been ripped right off my hand! 1120 COMBATAI Aggghhh! My arm 1121 COMBATAI My arm! 1122 COMBATAI My hand's almost torn off! 1123 COMBATAI Arrrrgh! Help me find my fingers! 1124 COMBATAI I'll never write that novel now. 1125 COMBATAI My arm's broken! 1126 COMBATAI Unh, you tore my arm backwards. 1127 COMBATAI Holy Christ! I didn't think I could feel this much pain. 1128 COMBATAI Not the arm, why my arm? 1129 COMBATAI It hurts so bad. 1130 COMBATAI My legs, I can't feel my legs. 1131 COMBATAI Oof! 1132 COMBATAI Ouch! 1133 COMBATAI Oof! My ribs hurt 1134 COMBATAI Ugh! That hurt! 1135 COMBATAI Damn! I spit on you! 1136 COMBATAI Argh! 1138 COMBATAI Oh, my ribs! 1139 COMBATAI Ow!!! 1140 COMBATAI Oof! 1143 COMBATAI If it don't hurt much is it a bad one? 1144 COMBATAI Heavy weight on chest, gasp, gasp, so thirsty. 1145 COMBATAI *Gasp* Why can't I breathe right? 1146 COMBATAI It hurts real bad. 1147 COMBATAI I think something's broken inside, I hurt real bad. 1148 COMBATAI Ack! Something tore loose inside my chest. 1149 COMBATAI Why's it have to hurt so damn much? 1150 COMBATAI Oh Christ, not a gut wound! 1151 COMBATAI I just keep bleeding, it won't (cough, cough) stop. 1152 COMBATAI I can't breathe and I keep coughin' up blood, that's bad ain't it? 1153 COMBATAI I've got a hole all the way through me. 1154 COMBATAI I can see my insides, uh oh. 1155 COMBATAI My insides are on the outside, that can't be good. 1156 COMBATAI My lungs keep hissing and (cough, cough, gasp) burbling. 1157 COMBATAI I'm feeling kinda warm and sleepy now. 1158 COMBATAI I think I just want to lay down for a while. 1159 COMBATAI It's getting so dark now. 1160 COMBATAI Aggghhh! My leg 1161 COMBATAI My leg! 1162 COMBATAI There goes my knee 1163 COMBATAI My dance career's over. 1164 COMBATAI My kneecap's just gone man, gone. 1165 COMBATAI Where's the lower half of my leg? Where is it?!? 1166 COMBATAI It hurts to move. 1167 COMBATAI I've been hit. I can't feel my leg. 1168 COMBATAI It hurts, somebody make it stop! 1169 COMBATAI The pain! Oh, the pain! 1170 COMBATAI Aggghhh! My leg 1171 COMBATAI My leg! 1172 COMBATAI There goes my knee 1173 COMBATAI I can't feel my leg at all. 1174 COMBATAI I guess I better find myself a parrot and an eyepatch. 1175 COMBATAI Just call me stumpy. 1176 COMBATAI I'll never be able to support my family now. 1177 COMBATAI Who'll hire me now? 1178 COMBATAI I'm no good to anyone as a cripple. (sob, sob) 1179 COMBATAI My leg, I can't feel it. 1180 COMBATAI Aggghhh! I'm blind! 1181 COMBATAI My eyes! My eyes! 1182 COMBATAI My eye! You'll pay for that one! 1183 COMBATAI You tore my eye out. 1184 COMBATAI Who turned out the lights? 1185 COMBATAI My eye! Aiiieeeee! 1186 COMBATAI I sure wish I could see just one more sunset. 1187 COMBATAI My eye, I can't see anything! 1188 COMBATAI It's so dark, and lonely all of a sudden. 1189 COMBATAI I'd give anything to see again. 1190 COMBATAI Oooooo, my groin! 1191 COMBATAI Oooooooooo! 1192 COMBATAI I...can't...breathe... 1193 COMBATAI Erg! Right in the jewels! 1194 COMBATAI The pain, the pain... 1195 COMBATAI Damn, that hurts! 1196 COMBATAI No more kids for me. 1197 COMBATAI *unh* low blow. 1198 COMBATAI Eeeeeep! 1199 COMBATAI Oh yeah, that hurts. 1200 COMBATAI Ow! You son of a... 1201 COMBATAI You broke my nose! 1202 COMBATAI I'll take your head off! 1203 COMBATAI You hit my fuckin' skull! 1204 COMBATAI Gotta try harder than that, but not much harder. 1205 COMBATAI Ouch, that's going to cost you. 1206 COMBATAI Oh, look at all the pretty birdies. 1207 COMBATAI That hurt. 1208 COMBATAI You fucked up my pretty face. 1209 COMBATAI That's going to leave a scar. 1210 COMBATAI Ow, my arm. 1211 COMBATAI You just made the biggest mistake of your life. 1212 COMBATAI My arm! 1213 COMBATAI Hah, I'm right handed. 1214 COMBATAI Only need one arm to kill you. 1215 COMBATAI I don't need those fingers anyway. 1216 COMBATAI I only need one finger for you bub. 1217 COMBATAI Damn, that's gonna take away from my swing. 1218 COMBATAI I can still take you out of the picture. 1219 COMBATAI Damn, snapped my arm right in two. 1220 COMBATAI Ow, my arm 1221 COMBATAI You just made the biggest mistake of your life 1222 COMBATAI My arm! 1223 COMBATAI I can take you left handed. 1224 COMBATAI Hah, I'm a southpaw anyhow. 1225 COMBATAI Trying to disarm me huh? 1226 COMBATAI That's not going to stop me. 1227 COMBATAI I've still got another hand to use against you. 1228 COMBATAI Damn, that hurt. 1229 COMBATAI Mmm, that's going to leave a mark. 1230 COMBATAI Urp! 1231 COMBATAI Oof! 1232 COMBATAI Ouch! 1233 COMBATAI Yup, that cracked some ribs alright. 1234 COMBATAI Ugh! That hurt! 1235 COMBATAI Ouch! 1236 COMBATAI Argh! 1237 COMBATAI Oh, I think you broke a rib! 1238 COMBATAI Ow!!! My spleen! 1239 COMBATAI Yeah, that just got me started. 1240 COMBATAI Now you've got me pissed off. 1241 COMBATAI I didn't like that at all. 1242 COMBATAI Damn, you popped a goddamn lung. 1243 COMBATAI Only a worm like you would try for a gut-wound. 1244 COMBATAI I'm going to replace those organs you just holed, with some of yours. 1245 COMBATAI Damn, you're better than you look, 'spose you'd hafta be. 1246 COMBATAI That's not nice at all. I'm going to have to teach you some manners. 1247 COMBATAI Lucky shot that time. 1248 COMBATAI Hope you think it's just as funny when I do that to you. 1249 COMBATAI I must be getting old. That actually hurt. 1250 COMBATAI You'll have to do a lot better than that. 1251 COMBATAI Everything's still workin' well enough to take you out. 1252 COMBATAI Just missed my lung, I think. 1253 COMBATAI I sure do have a lot of blood in me, well I used to anyway. 1254 COMBATAI Goddamn that hurts! 1255 COMBATAI Fuck! You bastard! 1256 COMBATAI Nobody hits me like that, and lives. 1257 COMBATAI Soon as I catch my breath (cough, cough) I'm coming for you. 1258 COMBATAI You tore something up inside me. 1259 COMBATAI You don't know what you just started. 1260 COMBATAI Ow, my leg 1261 COMBATAI I don't need to stand to kill you! 1262 COMBATAI My knee! 1263 COMBATAI My achilles tendon! 1264 COMBATAI Aaiiiieeee!! 1265 COMBATAI There goes my foxtrot. 1266 COMBATAI I'll teach you to tear my toes off. 1267 COMBATAI Break my leg? I'll tear you apart! 1268 COMBATAI Where's a tourniquet when you need one. 1269 COMBATAI Fuck, my leg hurts. 1270 COMBATAI Ow, my leg 1271 COMBATAI I don't need to stand to kill you! 1272 COMBATAI My knee! 1273 COMBATAI That's going to give me a nice limp for a while. 1274 COMBATAI Come here, don't make me hobble after you. 1275 COMBATAI Damn near tore my leg off. 1276 COMBATAI That's going to slow me up for the whole season. 1277 COMBATAI That'll bench me for sure. 1278 COMBATAI I've got another leg. 1279 COMBATAI Hah-hah, that was my prosthetic leg anyhow. 1280 COMBATAI I can't see! 1281 COMBATAI This fight is getting worse by the second 1282 COMBATAI That was a real cheap shot! 1283 COMBATAI I'm fuckin' blind here! 1284 COMBATAI You prick, you blinded me! 1285 COMBATAI Just for that, I'm going to pop your eyes like ripe grapes. 1286 COMBATAI You tore my fucking eye out! 1287 COMBATAI Crap, my eye's dangling by the optic nerve here. 1288 COMBATAI I can still hear where you are. 1289 COMBATAI Don't you ever touch my fucking eyes again! 1290 COMBATAI Oooooo, my groin! 1291 COMBATAI I'll feel that in the morning 1292 COMBATAI Fucking coward! 1293 COMBATAI Urp! 1294 COMBATAI That won't help you any. 1295 COMBATAI Figures that you'd try that. 1296 COMBATAI Gettin' your jollies? 1297 COMBATAI I'm gonna tear yours off and make you eat them. 1298 COMBATAI I think I need to sit down, for a while. 1299 COMBATAI Got to try harder than that, my cup caught most of it. 1300 COMBATAI That'll be a cool scar! 1301 COMBATAI I'm starting to get annoyed 1302 COMBATAI Do that again, pig. 1303 COMBATAI That just makes me mad. 1304 COMBATAI That ringing sound I hear is your death-knell. 1305 COMBATAI One more scar won't make me any uglier. 1306 COMBATAI I didn't even feel that one. 1307 COMBATAI At least you only hit my head. 1308 COMBATAI Youch, that hurt, a little. 1309 COMBATAI I still have *some* teeth left. 1310 COMBATAI You winged me! 1311 COMBATAI I can take you one-handed. 1312 COMBATAI You broke my arm, but I'll break your neck 1313 COMBATAI You can't stop me that easy. 1314 COMBATAI That was just my left arm. 1315 COMBATAI I can still take care of little problems like you. 1316 COMBATAI Damn, you got my left arm. 1317 COMBATAI Took out my elbow! 1318 COMBATAI Crap, there go a couple more fingers. 1319 COMBATAI You take my finger, I'll take your Goddamn hand. 1320 COMBATAI I can take you left-handed. 1321 COMBATAI It's just a scratch... 1322 COMBATAI You broke my arm, so I'm gonna break your neck 1323 COMBATAI I only need one arm to take you out. 1324 COMBATAI Took off another finger. That hurt. 1325 COMBATAI I don't need that arm anyway. 1326 COMBATAI That's more than a scratch. 1327 COMBATAI Goddamn that hurt. 1328 COMBATAI That'll need stitches. 1329 COMBATAI I'll tear out your liver for that. 1330 COMBATAI A little blood ain't hurt no-one 1331 COMBATAI Oof! I'm gonna scrag you for that... 1332 COMBATAI Ow! 1333 COMBATAI I like the pain! 1334 COMBATAI I love the sound of cracking ribs! 1335 COMBATAI That ain't nothing! 1336 COMBATAI Arg! 1337 COMBATAI Yeah, bring it on. 1338 COMBATAI That the best you can do? 1339 COMBATAI You hit like a baby-girl. 1340 COMBATAI And I thought this was a fight. 1341 COMBATAI That'll take hours to slow me up. 1342 COMBATAI Ouch, just a few ribs more or less. 1343 COMBATAI I don't even slow down for gut wounds. 1344 COMBATAI That got my interest. 1345 COMBATAI I'll make sure that hurts you more'n it did me. 1346 COMBATAI You stupid bastard. Now I'll kill you slow. 1347 COMBATAI That hurt, a little. 1348 COMBATAI Blood just makes me angry. 1349 COMBATAI Just a scratch, I've had worse. 1350 COMBATAI That barely gouged me. 1351 COMBATAI Thanks, my back feels much better now. 1352 COMBATAI I hope that was your best shot, you won't get another. 1353 COMBATAI OK, now it's my turn. 1354 COMBATAI Damn, that almost hurt. 1355 COMBATAI Hey, that stings a bit. 1356 COMBATAI Damn, that burns a little. 1357 COMBATAI I'll have time to patch this up, when you're dead. 1358 COMBATAI I've had worse. 1359 COMBATAI Let's see how you like that. 1360 COMBATAI I love the sound of bones crunching 1361 COMBATAI I'll get you if I have to crawl after you. 1362 COMBATAI You broke my leg, but I'll break your neck 1363 COMBATAI Shit! I can't feel my leg. 1364 COMBATAI A limp isn't going to stop me. 1365 COMBATAI Ripped my fucking leg open, you bastard! 1366 COMBATAI That coulda' been worse. 1367 COMBATAI Let's talk about revenge now. 1368 COMBATAI That leg didn't work too good anyhow. 1369 COMBATAI Talk about a hot-foot. 1370 COMBATAI I love the sound of bones crunching 1371 COMBATAI I still have one leg left. 1372 COMBATAI You broke my arm, but I'll break your neck 1373 COMBATAI I was never much of a dancer anyhow. 1374 COMBATAI Well, I guess I'll never be a Rockette now. 1375 COMBATAI That's gonna cost you *both* legs. 1376 COMBATAI I can take worse than that. 1377 COMBATAI I'm going to tear your leg off with my teeth. 1378 COMBATAI Damn, you took my toes off. 1379 COMBATAI Just call me stumpy. 1380 COMBATAI Hey, I'm blind 1381 COMBATAI I can't see. That'll make this fair 1382 COMBATAI My eyes, bitch! 1383 COMBATAI I can still hear you. 1384 COMBATAI You fucking pansy. 1385 COMBATAI I can't see you but I can still kill you. 1386 COMBATAI You'll pay for that one. 1387 COMBATAI You fucked up my Goddamn eyes! 1388 COMBATAI Fuck! What happened to the lights? 1389 COMBATAI My fucking eyes are on fire! 1390 COMBATAI Oof, my groin! 1391 COMBATAI That was a ballsy move 1392 COMBATAI Heh, heh, can't hurt that, it's brass-plated. 1393 COMBATAI Whatta fuckin' sissy you are. 1394 COMBATAI So that's the way you want to play it 1395 COMBATAI Ack! 1396 COMBATAI You cretin, I'm gonna neuter you. 1397 COMBATAI Fuck, that hurts. 1398 COMBATAI That burns, a little. 1399 COMBATAI You better run after that one. 1400 COMBATAI Warning, CPU malfunction registered! 1401 COMBATAI Warning! CPU damage! Processing impaired! 1402 COMBATAI Warning! CPU damaged! Rerouting critical system! 1410 COMBATAI Manipulator damage registered 1411 COMBATAI Unit struck in left manipulator. Damage assessment 1412 COMBATAI Manipulator hit registered. Attempting to compensate 1420 COMBATAI Manipulator damage registered 1421 COMBATAI Unit struck in right manipulator. Damage assessment 1422 COMBATAI Manipulator hit registered. Attempting to compensate 1430 COMBATAI Frame hit. Correcting for damage 1431 COMBATAI Frame hit. Internal repairs initiated 1432 COMBATAI Main structure under attack 1433 COMBATAI Armor penetrated 1434 COMBATAI Main structure under attack. Correcting 1435 COMBATAI This unit under attack 1436 COMBATAI Attempting combat maneuver 1437 COMBATAI Brzzt! 1438 COMBATAI Minor damage 1439 COMBATAI Brzzt! 1460 COMBATAI Motivator damage registered 1461 COMBATAI Unit struck in right motivator. Damage assessment 1462 COMBATAI Motivator hit registered. Attempting to compensate 1470 COMBATAI Motivator damage registered 1471 COMBATAI Unit struck in left motivator. Damage assessment 1472 COMBATAI Motivator hit registered. Attempting to compensate 1480 COMBATAI Sensor hit! Sensor hit! 1481 COMBATAI Sensors impaired! Sensors impaired! 1482 COMBATAI Sensor system malfunction, attempting bypass 1490 COMBATAI Regulator malfunction registered! 1491 COMBATAI Regulator damage! Regulation impaired! 1492 COMBATAI Regulator damaged! Rerouting critical system! 1500 COMBATAI My head is filled with evil spirits. 1501 COMBATAI I can hear my ancestors calling me. 1502 COMBATAI That will scarr nicely. 1503 COMBATAI Ouuuuch! 1504 COMBATAI My head is on fire! 1505 COMBATAI It burns, it burns! 1506 COMBATAI The pain. 1507 COMBATAI Your magic is powerful. 1508 COMBATAI You cannot steal my soul that way. 1509 COMBATAI Your magic cannot kill me. 1510 COMBATAI I'll use my right arm to kill you. 1511 COMBATAI I only need one hand to kill you. 1512 COMBATAI Your pain will be even greater! 1513 COMBATAI I didn't need that many fingers anyway. 1514 COMBATAI That arm was a little too long anyhow. 1515 COMBATAI I will take both your arms for that. 1516 COMBATAI For that, I kill you slow. 1517 COMBATAI Youch! 1518 COMBATAI So much blood. 1519 COMBATAI Something to show the young-ones. 1520 COMBATAI I will kill you with my left hand. 1521 COMBATAI Is your aim that bad? 1522 COMBATAI I only need one hand to kill you. 1523 COMBATAI I didn't need that many fingers anyway. 1524 COMBATAI For that, I kill you slow. 1525 COMBATAI I will take both your arms for that. 1526 COMBATAI You take my arm, I'll take your head! 1527 COMBATAI You seek to cripple me? 1528 COMBATAI I will dine on your entrails for that. 1529 COMBATAI You will take a long time to die. 1530 COMBATAI Awwwwwg! 1531 COMBATAI My insides burn! 1532 COMBATAI My guts are on fire! 1533 COMBATAI My life-spirits flee from me. 1534 COMBATAI I've been torn open! 1535 COMBATAI May I live long enough to finish you. 1536 COMBATAI Ancestors, I am coming. 1537 COMBATAI I will never see the village again. 1538 COMBATAI At least I will die with honor. 1539 COMBATAI My brothers shall avenge me. 1540 COMBATAI I have no breath left in me. 1541 COMBATAI You have taken my soul. 1542 COMBATAI You would mutilate me? 1543 COMBATAI I'm gutted like a brahmin. 1544 COMBATAI I don't feel good. 1545 COMBATAI I can't feel my legs. 1546 COMBATAI Suddenly, I feel warm and sleepy. 1547 COMBATAI Errrggggg! 1548 COMBATAI Gack! cough, cough. 1549 COMBATAI Must continue, must slay enemy.... 1550 COMBATAI The darkness beckons to me. 1551 COMBATAI The hour of my death approaches. 1552 COMBATAI The Shaman was right, I do not return. 1553 COMBATAI The outworlder has slain me. 1554 COMBATAI I am killed. 1555 COMBATAI My guts are loosened from my spine! 1556 COMBATAI Do not let me shame myself in death. 1557 COMBATAI Damn these pesky intestines. 1558 COMBATAI Hey, look here, I can see my lunch. 1559 COMBATAI Where has all the air gone? 1560 COMBATAI I will crawl to kill you. 1561 COMBATAI Must keep standing, must.... 1562 COMBATAI Do not make me run to catch you! 1563 COMBATAI You would cripple me, Coward! 1564 COMBATAI Awwwwgg! 1565 COMBATAI Bone? So white.... 1566 COMBATAI Why can't I walk? 1567 COMBATAI Arrrrrrgh. 1568 COMBATAI Unnhhh. 1569 COMBATAI Leg feels like fire. 1570 COMBATAI I will crawl to kill you. 1571 COMBATAI Must keep standing, must.... 1572 COMBATAI Do not make me run to catch you! 1573 COMBATAI You would cripple me, Coward! 1574 COMBATAI Awwwwgg! 1575 COMBATAI Bone? So white.... 1576 COMBATAI Can't walk. Oh the pain.... 1577 COMBATAI I will burn off your foot for that. 1578 COMBATAI Ooooo-ouuuuch! 1579 COMBATAI Leg burns like fire. 1580 COMBATAI The darkness is here. 1581 COMBATAI Where are you? 1582 COMBATAI Help, help me. 1583 COMBATAI I can still hear you. 1584 COMBATAI Seeking to blind me? You Coward! 1585 COMBATAI My sight has been stolen. 1586 COMBATAI You can take my eyes but not my courage! 1587 COMBATAI Come here so I can kill you! 1588 COMBATAI The darkness, the darkness, Aaaiiiieee! 1589 COMBATAI Where's my eye, where is it!?! 1590 COMBATAI I have too many young all ready. 1591 COMBATAI You fight without honor. 1592 COMBATAI I'm married, didn't use it anyway. 1593 COMBATAI Holy spirits, the world just exploded. 1594 COMBATAI Gasp...can't breath.... 1595 COMBATAI In high, squeaky, voice--Ouch! 1596 COMBATAI Unnhhh. I need to sit down for a bit. 1597 COMBATAI You bastard--I kill you slow for that. 1598 COMBATAI You know nothing of honor. 1599 COMBATAI I butcher you like animal for that. 1600 COMBATAI Oh, my pretty face 1601 COMBATAI My brains hurt. 1602 COMBATAI Now I look like Van Gogh. 1603 COMBATAI Damn, there goes my nose. 1604 COMBATAI Hey, that's my last tooth. 1605 COMBATAI I've been scalped! 1606 COMBATAI I'd rather have a bottle in front-of-me... 1607 COMBATAI Let me give you a piece of my mind. 1608 COMBATAI That's me one good eye, Arrr. 1609 COMBATAI Brings a tear to me one good eye. 1610 COMBATAI You've disarmed me! 1611 COMBATAI Ooohh, da pain, da pain. 1612 COMBATAI I've still got a couple fingers left. 1613 COMBATAI I only need one finger for *you* bub. 1614 COMBATAI I guess I'll give you a handthen. 1615 COMBATAI That's worse than a hangnail. 1616 COMBATAI That's just gonna kill my backswing. 1617 COMBATAI I'll stab you with my stump! 1618 COMBATAI Hey, where'd my fingers go? 1619 COMBATAI This'll be great for that Capt. Hook look. 1620 COMBATAI I shoulda used right-guard. 1621 COMBATAI You broke my arm! 1622 COMBATAI You're gonna regret that! 1623 COMBATAI I'm being moyderd heya. 1624 COMBATAI There goes Wimbledon. 1625 COMBATAI Sieg...oh, never mind. 1626 COMBATAI You've disarmed me! 1627 COMBATAI I only need one finger for *you* bub. 1628 COMBATAI I'll kick you to death then. 1629 COMBATAI There goes my silver-sequined glove! 1630 COMBATAI That's *my* liver, give it back! 1631 COMBATAI Just a little more to the right, ahhh, that's better. 1632 COMBATAI Gerrk! 1633 COMBATAI What's that musty smell? Oh, it's my innards. 1634 COMBATAI Now that you've eviscerated me, I'm sooo svelte! Thanks! 1635 COMBATAI ./~ I left my heart.../~ 1636 COMBATAI That tickled my ribs. 1637 COMBATAI It's a gut-wound Sarge. 1638 COMBATAI Lungs are for sissies. 1639 COMBATAI Hey, I've got ribs! 1660 COMBATAI Ow, my leg 1661 COMBATAI You're gonna pay for that! 1662 COMBATAI Argh! You break my leg, I break your neck! 1663 COMBATAI Damn, there goes my Tango. 1664 COMBATAI Damn, there go my toes. 1665 COMBATAI I guess I need a leg up. 1666 COMBATAI You scuffed my blue suede shoes! 1667 COMBATAI You whacked my wingtips! 1668 COMBATAI And I just shaved them too. 1669 COMBATAI I'll bite your kneecaps off! 1670 COMBATAI My leg! 1671 COMBATAI You gored my Gucci's! 1672 COMBATAI Ouch! Hey! That's below the belt! 1673 COMBATAI You can raise welts like nobody else. 1674 COMBATAI Spank me Mommy, I've been naughty. 1675 COMBATAI That'll scab-up nicely. 1676 COMBATAI Is all that blood mine? 1677 COMBATAI Marshall Dillon, Marshall Dillon! 1678 COMBATAI That's going to blister. 1679 COMBATAI Kai, yai, yippee, ai, ay! 1680 COMBATAI Damn blood in my eyes! 1681 COMBATAI My eye! You'll pay for that one! 1682 COMBATAI Bastard! 1683 COMBATAI Who turned out the lights? 1684 COMBATAI Hah, that was my glass eye! 1685 COMBATAI Squishes like a ripe grape, don't it? 1686 COMBATAI I've got my eye on you, uh, could you hand it back please? 1687 COMBATAI I can still track you by sound alone! 1688 COMBATAI Aiyeee! Aiyeee! my eye! 1689 COMBATAI You're blinding me 'cause you're afraid, ain't ya. 1690 COMBATAI Aren't you chivalrous. 1691 COMBATAI Yooooouuuuch! 1692 COMBATAI Unnhhhhh! 1693 COMBATAI Maybe if I just don't move for a while.... 1694 COMBATAI That's my beef bologna! 1695 COMBATAI There goes my social life. 1696 COMBATAI Did that...? Oh, yeah, that hurts. 1697 COMBATAI Hey look! Prairie oysters. 1698 COMBATAI Chopped nuts anyone? 1699 COMBATAI No more writing my name in the snow. 1700 COMBATAI Not the fricken head you... 1701 COMBATAI My...head...getting...dizzy 1702 COMBATAI Ugnnn! 1703 COMBATAI Not the face! Not the face! 1710 COMBATAI I can beat you with one arm! 1711 COMBATAI Medic! My arm's fucked! 1712 COMBATAI Ack! Good thing I'm ambi... whatever. 1720 COMBATAI You broke my arm! Now the fight is fair! 1721 COMBATAI Medic! My arm's fucked! 1722 COMBATAI You'll need to remove more than my arm to save your ass! 1730 COMBATAI Ahhg! Gut shot! 1731 COMBATAI Hnrgggg! Can't... breathe... 1732 COMBATAI My ribs hurt. Soon I will remove yours! It's only fair! 1733 COMBATAI You're...gonna...pay...for...that! 1734 COMBATAI *Ooooof* God I hate that... 1735 COMBATAI Nggg! Solar plexus! 1760 COMBATAI Dammit! My leg! 1761 COMBATAI I don't need two legs to kick your ass. 1762 COMBATAI Gonna need a stimpack for my leg... 1763 COMBATAI Urggg...leg's...screwed... 1770 COMBATAI Dammit! My leg! 1771 COMBATAI *Ergg* Gonna have a limp after that one... 1772 COMBATAI Gonna need a stimpack for my leg... 1773 COMBATAI Urggg...leg's...screwed... 1780 COMBATAI Shit! Not the eyes! 1781 COMBATAI Trying to cripple my depth perception, huh? 1782 COMBATAI Can't...see...blood...in...eyes... 1783 COMBATAI Don't havta see ya, I can still smell ya! 1790 COMBATAI What do you think this is? Some cheap action flick? 1791 COMBATAI My balls!!! Come here and let me do that to you! 1792 COMBATAI Well, there go my brass balls. 1793 COMBATAI Excuse me for a moment while I throw up all over myself. 1794 COMBATAI Great. I get to fight someone with a ball fixation. 1795 COMBATAI Let me lie down for a second, then I'll come kill you. 1796 COMBATAI Nuts! Oh well, no kids for me. 1800 COMBATAI Whoa. Something just hit me in the face. 1801 COMBATAI What just hit me in the head? 1802 COMBATAI Ngggg 1803 COMBATAI Glad I'm dusted on Jet, or that would have hurt. 1804 COMBATAI Owwwww! Somebody get me a stimpack! Or some Jet! 1810 COMBATAI Hey! Somebody just hit my arm! 1811 COMBATAI Look, my arm is for needles only. Stop attacking it. 1812 COMBATAI Nggggg 1813 COMBATAI Owwwww! Somebody get me a stimpack! Or some Jet! 1820 COMBATAI Hey! Somebody just hit my arm! 1821 COMBATAI Look, my arm is for needles only. Stop attacking it. 1822 COMBATAI Nggggg 1823 COMBATAI Owwwww! Somebody get me a stimpack! Or some Jet! 1830 COMBATAI My spleen! 1831 COMBATAI Ow! Owwww, my stupid chest! Ow! 1832 COMBATAI Hey! What did you hit me in the chest for, asshole?! 1833 COMBATAI Stop hitting me in the chest! 1834 COMBATAI Whoa. My chest. You hit it. Cool. 1835 COMBATAI Nrgggg 1836 COMBATAI *hfff* 1837 COMBATAI Owwwww! Somebody get me a stimpack! Or some Jet! 1860 COMBATAI Hey! Somebody just hit my leg! 1861 COMBATAI Hey! I walk with that leg! 1862 COMBATAI Owwwww! Somebody get me a stimpack! Or some Jet! 1870 COMBATAI Hey! Somebody just hit my leg! 1871 COMBATAI Hey! I walk with that leg! 1872 COMBATAI Owwwww! Somebody get me a stimpack! Or some Jet! 1880 COMBATAI That didn't FEEL like a needle in my eye... 1881 COMBATAI Hey! I see with that eye! 1882 COMBATAI My eyes! My eyes! My eyes hurt! 1890 COMBATAI I'm so dusted on Jet, I barely felt that. Oh...no, wait. 1891 COMBATAI *Hurhkkkk* 1892 COMBATAI Kick me in the groin, will you?! 1893 COMBATAI Nghhhhh! 1894 COMBATAI Not the groin! Not the groin! 1895 COMBATAI My genitals! My poor genitals! 1896 COMBATAI Pardon me while I throw up all over the place. 1897 COMBATAI That...hurt...a...LOT. 1898 COMBATAI I hope my groin just went to genital heaven. 2000 COMBATAI Mercy! 2001 COMBATAI Somebody help me! 2002 COMBATAI Please stop! 2003 COMBATAI Help! 2004 COMBATAI Aaaaahhhh! 2005 COMBATAI Mercy! 2006 COMBATAI Somebody help meeeee! 2007 COMBATAI Oh God, oh God, oh God.... 2008 COMBATAI Just don't kill me, pleeeeaaasssssee! 2009 COMBATAI Don't kill me! 2010 COMBATAI Please don't kill me. 2011 COMBATAI Help me! Oh, please! Heeeellllp! 2012 COMBATAI Just don't hurt my any more. 2013 COMBATAI Please stop hurting me! 2014 COMBATAI No, stop, please, noooooo! 2015 COMBATAI Don't, please, don't hurt me anymore! 2016 COMBATAI I can't take it any more! 2017 COMBATAI For the love of God, just leave me alone. 2018 COMBATAI Not again, I've got to get out of here. 2019 COMBATAI Help! I'm being killed! Help! 2020 COMBATAI Hmm, uh, stop! 2021 COMBATAI I don't like your kind... 2022 COMBATAI I really hoped it wouldn't come to this... 2023 COMBATAI I guess I have to defend myself 2024 COMBATAI I guess I have to defend myself 2025 COMBATAI I really hoped it wouldn't come to this... 2026 COMBATAI Please don'tmake me do this. 2027 COMBATAI Oh dear, oh my. 2028 COMBATAI I don't really want to do this. 2029 COMBATAI Shoo! Go away! Shoo! 2030 COMBATAI Just leave and I won't get hurt. 2031 COMBATAI Don't make me do this. 2032 COMBATAI Watch out, I'm really dangerous. Really. I am. 2033 COMBATAI You just better watch yourself, I've got a lot of friends. 2034 COMBATAI I'm really dangerous, you better run. 2035 COMBATAI Uh, I don't *want* to attack you. 2036 COMBATAI Just go away, and no one will get hurt. 2037 COMBATAI Don't make me hurt anyone. 2038 COMBATAI I don't want to kill again, please don't make me. 2039 COMBATAI Why does it always come to this? 2040 COMBATAI Take this! 2041 COMBATAI You shouldn't have started this! 2042 COMBATAI You asked for this! 2043 COMBATAI How do you like this? 2044 COMBATAI Take that! 2045 COMBATAI You beast! 2046 COMBATAI I don't want to do this! 2047 COMBATAI Yeah, who's afraid now! 2048 COMBATAI I didn't want this fight, but... 2049 COMBATAI You cad! 2050 COMBATAI Y'you just better w'watch out! 2051 COMBATAI I'm armed, and I'm uh, dangerous, yeah, that's it. 2052 COMBATAI Hey, this isn't so hard after all. 2053 COMBATAI Wow, I really can do this! 2054 COMBATAI I feel so empowered. 2055 COMBATAI Yeah! Feel the pain, bitch! 2056 COMBATAI You're goin' down. 2057 COMBATAI Oh, yeah, I'm bad, I'm bad. 2058 COMBATAI I'm gonna take you out! 2059 COMBATAI I am, one bad-ass. You just better watch yourself. 2060 COMBATAI I'm wilier than I look. 2061 COMBATAI You missed me! 2062 COMBATAI Wow, that could have hurt! 2063 COMBATAI Whew! I'm still alive! 2064 COMBATAI Hey! That could have hurt! 2065 COMBATAI Whew! I'm still alive! 2066 COMBATAI I'm dead...hey, no I'm not. 2067 COMBATAI Ouch! That...hey, you missed me. 2068 COMBATAI Am I bleeding anywhere? 2069 COMBATAI You missed? I can't believe it. 2070 COMBATAI I knew you weren't really shooting at me! 2071 COMBATAI Hah, hah. You suck! 2072 COMBATAI (Thumbs nose at you)Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah. 2073 COMBATAI (Raises a finger towards you) 2074 COMBATAI You're not so hot. 2075 COMBATAI You suck, I can't believe I was afraid of you. 2076 COMBATAI I knew you wouldn't really try to kill me. 2077 COMBATAI That was too close. 2078 COMBATAI Good thing I'm so shifty. 2079 COMBATAI Stop shooting at me! 2100 COMBATAI Attack someone else, please! 2101 COMBATAI Have mercy! 2102 COMBATAI Somebody help me! 2103 COMBATAI Please stop! 2104 COMBATAI Just leave me alone. 2105 COMBATAI I ain't dyin' for this! 2106 COMBATAI Stop picking on me! 2107 COMBATAI Help me! Hellllllllp! 2108 COMBATAI I'm being killed! Help me! 2109 COMBATAI Run for your life! 2110 COMBATAI I don't have anything! Just let me live! 2111 COMBATAI Hey, whatever I did, I'm sorrrrryyy! 2112 COMBATAI Fuck, shit, crap! 2113 COMBATAI I don't want to go like this! 2114 COMBATAI Just leave us alone here! 2115 COMBATAI Oh God, oh God, oh God, noooooo! 2116 COMBATAI Not me, just don't kill me, please! 2117 COMBATAI I didn't do nothin' to you! 2118 COMBATAI What's your problem? 2119 COMBATAI Heeeeelp! There's a psycho on the loose! 2120 COMBATAI Wait 'til I get you... 2121 COMBATAI That's it, I've had enough of your type. 2122 COMBATAI Hey you! 2123 COMBATAI You're not welcome here 2124 COMBATAI Nobody's taking this place over... 2125 COMBATAI Who do you think you are? 2126 COMBATAI You can't just do anything you please here. 2127 COMBATAI You need to learn some manners. 2128 COMBATAI I've had just about enough of you. 2129 COMBATAI You and your kind, they're all the same. 2130 COMBATAI I didn't want to have to do this. 2131 COMBATAI I hate you and all that you stand for. 2132 COMBATAI It's varmints like you that make life hard for decent folks. 2133 COMBATAI Somebody needs to put you away for what you've done. 2134 COMBATAI You need to be spanked, hard! 2135 COMBATAI You just can't do some things and expect to get away with it. 2136 COMBATAI Your days here are through. 2137 COMBATAI Goddamn it, I'm not going to take that. 2138 COMBATAI I'm mad as hell and I'm just not going to take it anymore! 2139 COMBATAI Get the hell out of here. 2140 COMBATAI You shouldn't have done that 2141 COMBATAI We take care of our own 2142 COMBATAI This is what we do to vermin! 2143 COMBATAI You mutant freak! 2144 COMBATAI You bastard! 2145 COMBATAI Gonna feed you to the dogs 2146 COMBATAI This'll learn ya! 2147 COMBATAI Fine. You asked for this. 2148 COMBATAI You animal! 2149 COMBATAI You deserve what's coming to you! 2150 COMBATAI I hope this hurts. 2151 COMBATAI This'll teach you some manners. 2152 COMBATAI You have to learn sometime. 2153 COMBATAI Take that! 2154 COMBATAI Feels good to be striking back! 2155 COMBATAI I've had enough of your kind! 2156 COMBATAI Feel the pain! 2157 COMBATAI You won't do this again! 2158 COMBATAI I'm striking a blow for all the little people! 2159 COMBATAI Yeah, take that! 2160 COMBATAI I ain't that bad off, am I? 2161 COMBATAI I've seen smarter Brahmin than you 2162 COMBATAI Whew! 2163 COMBATAI I ain't no pushover 2164 COMBATAI Thank the gods 2165 COMBATAI You missed! 2166 COMBATAI You aren't that good after all. 2167 COMBATAI Hah hah, you suck! 2168 COMBATAI I thought you had me for sure. 2169 COMBATAI I must be better at this than I thought. 2170 COMBATAI You can't hit me! 2171 COMBATAI You got me! Oh? Maybe you didn't!?! 2172 COMBATAI Yeah! You missed me! 2200 COMBATAI This ain't worth it! 2201 COMBATAI I have better things to do 2202 COMBATAI Somebody help me! 2203 COMBATAI You got the better of me...this time 2204 COMBATAI You'll get what's coming to you! 2205 COMBATAI I ain't dyin' for this! 2206 COMBATAI You've gotta sleep sometime, and I'll be there when you do. 2207 COMBATAI You got lucky. 2208 COMBATAI This round is yours, but the fight's gonna be mine. 2209 COMBATAI You won this time. 2210 COMBATAI Next time the luck's going to be on my side. 2211 COMBATAI Better to live again to fight another day. 2212 COMBATAI I'm outta here. 2213 COMBATAI You're not worth the trouble. 2214 COMBATAI Shit, I didn't think you'd be so much work. 2215 COMBATAI Crap, time to scram. 2216 COMBATAI You're one nasty motherfucker! 2217 COMBATAI I'm bad, but you're the baddest. 2218 COMBATAI Asta la vista! 2219 COMBATAI Tasty bananas! 2220 COMBATAI It's too late to run 2221 COMBATAI Who let you in here? 2222 COMBATAI Hey you! 2223 COMBATAI We don't like your kind around here! 2224 COMBATAI Nobody's taking this place over... 2225 COMBATAI Who do you think you are? 2226 COMBATAI This is gonna feel good. 2227 COMBATAI I don't think you're going to like this. 2228 COMBATAI I'm really going to enjoy this. 2229 COMBATAI Let the hurtin' commence. 2230 COMBATAI Let's dance. 2231 COMBATAI Time to tango! 2232 COMBATAI I think I'll kill you slow. 2233 COMBATAI I'm going to like seeing your guts spread out on the ground. 2234 COMBATAI I wonder how much noise you'll make when I bleed you. 2235 COMBATAI Welcome to the major leagues, rookie. 2236 COMBATAI I love's to watch 'em squirm. 2237 COMBATAI I hope this is a challenge, for a change. 2238 COMBATAI Oh yeah! I've been waiting for this. 2239 COMBATAI Let's see what you're really made of. 2240 COMBATAI Take this! 2241 COMBATAI How do you like this? 2242 COMBATAI This is what we do to vermin! 2243 COMBATAI I just want to hear your bones cracking! 2244 COMBATAI Good-bye! 2245 COMBATAI Let's get it on! 2246 COMBATAI Troublemaking scum! 2247 COMBATAI I'm gonna beat you like a red-headed stepchild... 2248 COMBATAI You animal! 2249 COMBATAI You'll regret setting foot in here! 2250 COMBATAI Feel the burn. 2251 COMBATAI Take the pain, motherfucker! 2252 COMBATAI Yeah, feels good don't it? 2253 COMBATAI That's a bleeder! 2254 COMBATAI Starting to slow down a bit huh? 2255 COMBATAI Oh yeah, this is where it's at. 2256 COMBATAI Feel that one? 2257 COMBATAI Yeah buddy, lean into the blow. 2258 COMBATAI Take it, take it hard! 2259 COMBATAI Love to taste the splashed blood. 2260 COMBATAI You're not as good as you think. 2261 COMBATAI Pathetic. 2262 COMBATAI You're just a common thug. 2263 COMBATAI You sure ain't nothing special. 2264 COMBATAI I'm not going to be your victim. 2265 COMBATAI That was your last mistake. 2266 COMBATAI Was that your best shot? 2267 COMBATAI And I thought this was going to be a *fight.* 2268 COMBATAI Try aiming *at me* next time. 2269 COMBATAI You're just a fuckin' clown. 2270 COMBATAI Goddamn amateurs! 2271 COMBATAI This your first time kid? 2272 COMBATAI I didn't even have to dodge that one. 2300 COMBATAI I'm taking it on the lam 2301 COMBATAI I'll be back! 2302 COMBATAI Later punk! 2303 COMBATAI This was fun, but I'm gone! 2304 COMBATAI You'll pay for this - later! 2305 COMBATAI Let's do this again soon! 2306 COMBATAI I'll be back. 2307 COMBATAI See ya around. 2308 COMBATAI I'll be back, 'til then you can dream about me. 2309 COMBATAI You bore me. 2310 COMBATAI I'm gonna go get sloshed, then I'll be back. 2311 COMBATAI More of a challenge elsewhere. 2312 COMBATAI We'll have to do this again sometime. 2313 COMBATAI That was fun, ta ta. 2314 COMBATAI Whoa, time for my lunch-break. 2315 COMBATAI That was great, I broke a sweat! 2316 COMBATAI Time for more ammo and stimpacks! 2317 COMBATAI Hold it right there, I'll be back in a few. 2318 COMBATAI I've got some friends that'll want in on this action. 2319 COMBATAI Let's do that again, real soon. 2320 COMBATAI I'm gonna pin your ears back! 2321 COMBATAI Fresh meat! 2322 COMBATAI You just made my day! 2323 COMBATAI You're gonna be my bitch! 2324 COMBATAI I'm gonna pin your ears back! 2325 COMBATAI I'm gonna settle your hash! 2326 COMBATAI Mmm, gonna really enjoy this. 2327 COMBATAI I want to take my time with you. 2328 COMBATAI You're not going to like this, but I sure will. 2329 COMBATAI You've never been gone over by a real pro before, have ya? 2330 COMBATAI This is going to feel real good. 2331 COMBATAI Love to hear them bones crack. 2332 COMBATAI This is going to feel good. 2333 COMBATAI Your guts sure are going to look pretty on the ground. 2334 COMBATAI I wonder how much blood you got in you? 2335 COMBATAI I sure hope you have *some* staying power. 2336 COMBATAI This sure doesn't look like much of a challenge. 2337 COMBATAI This won't take too long. 2338 COMBATAI Stand still and I'll get this over real quick for you. 2339 COMBATAI At least you'll know you fell to the best. 2340 COMBATAI Gonna get cha! 2341 COMBATAI Time to play! 2342 COMBATAI Please don't beg. Death should be dignified. 2343 COMBATAI I hope you don't die too quick 2344 COMBATAI Got any last words? 2345 COMBATAI Take this! 2346 COMBATAI Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! 2347 COMBATAI Die! 2348 COMBATAI Let's open you up a little... 2349 COMBATAI You're dogfood, friend. 2350 COMBATAI You've fought the rest, now it's time for the best! 2351 COMBATAI Oh yeah! That's great! 2352 COMBATAI Love the way you're bleedin'! 2353 COMBATAI Ever see a skull open up like that, man? 2354 COMBATAI Look at the blood-spray! Yeah, goin' the distance! 2355 COMBATAI You're one sorry motherfucker! 2356 COMBATAI Goddamn, I love this! 2357 COMBATAI Going to fuck you up, bigtime! 2358 COMBATAI Yeah baby, yeah! 2359 COMBATAI Asta la Vista, Baby. 2360 COMBATAI You didn't even wing me 2361 COMBATAI You bore me to tears 2362 COMBATAI C'mon, punk. Give me a fight! 2363 COMBATAI Is that the best you can do? 2364 COMBATAI You suck! 2365 COMBATAI This is gonna be easier than I thought 2366 COMBATAI Try aimin' *at* me next time. 2367 COMBATAI You got the shakes don'tcha kid? 2368 COMBATAI Hit me! Come on you fucking wimp! Hit me! 2369 COMBATAI Shoot me right here in the fucking head! 2370 COMBATAI You don't got the guts do ya? 2371 COMBATAI Shee-it, you suck. 2372 COMBATAI Shit, I thought this was gonna be some kind of challenge! 2400 COMBATAI I'm outta here! 2401 COMBATAI Maybe this wasn't a good idea 2402 COMBATAI Attack someone else, okay! 2403 COMBATAI Yikes! 2404 COMBATAI I ain't dyin' for this! 2405 COMBATAI That's too much for me 2420 COMBATAI Hey you! 2421 COMBATAI I'm gonna teach you some manners 2422 COMBATAI We don't like your kind around here! 2423 COMBATAI You need to learn some respect! 2424 COMBATAI Time to earn my pay... 2425 COMBATAI Wait til I get you... 2426 COMBATAI Why'd you go and hafta do that? 2427 COMBATAI There's always idiots like you around to mess up a shift 2440 COMBATAI Take that! 2441 COMBATAI Feels good huh? 2442 COMBATAI Shoulda left it alone 2443 COMBATAI How do you like this? 2444 COMBATAI Where's your mama now? 2445 COMBATAI Take it all! 2446 COMBATAI Let's see how tough you are... 2447 COMBATAI Punk 2448 COMBATAI Skag! 2449 COMBATAI I'm putting you away for good 2460 COMBATAI Your Mamma teach you that move? 2461 COMBATAI You just suck! 2462 COMBATAI You ain't good enough 2463 COMBATAI That was your last mistake 2464 COMBATAI Amateur 2465 COMBATAI You learn to fight in bars? 2500 COMBATAI Gotta get outta here! 2501 COMBATAI I'll be back... 2502 COMBATAI You ain't killing me today! 2503 COMBATAI Later punk! 2504 COMBATAI You ain't seen the last of me! 2505 COMBATAI You'll pay for this -- later! 2520 COMBATAI You're history! 2521 COMBATAI Fresh meat... 2522 COMBATAI I'm gonna dance on your grave 2523 COMBATAI Everybody! It's target practice! 2524 COMBATAI You ready bitch! 2525 COMBATAI I'm going to enjoy this... 2540 COMBATAI Take it all!!! 2541 COMBATAI Don't bother screaming for mercy... 2542 COMBATAI This is the best part... 2543 COMBATAI You want more of this!!! Huh?! 2544 COMBATAI Gonna feed you to the dogs 2545 COMBATAI Shouldn't start what you can't finish 2546 COMBATAI Hope you don't die too quick 2547 COMBATAI Only one of us is walking away 2548 COMBATAI Die! 2549 COMBATAI I eat punks like you for breakfast 2550 COMBATAI I'm gonna feed you to my pet iguana 2551 COMBATAI The last thing you'll see is my grinnin' face 2552 COMBATAI This is my favorite job 2560 COMBATAI You're a joke 2561 COMBATAI Is that the best you can do? 2562 COMBATAI You're making this easy 2563 COMBATAI Just pathetic... 2564 COMBATAI Too slow! 2565 COMBATAI Loser 2600 COMBATAI Run from the Evil One! 2601 COMBATAI The spirits bid me to save myself 2602 COMBATAI Our foe has used powerful magics--Run! Someone get the Shaman! 2603 COMBATAI The dark-spirit runs strong in this one. Death walks the earth! 2604 COMBATAI The dark one is here! 2605 COMBATAI The dark one seeks to punish us. Run! My soul flees and I must follow! 2606 COMBATAI Aiiieeeee!! 2620 COMBATAI Ancestor guide my weapon arm! 2621 COMBATAI Your strength will be mine. 2622 COMBATAI Great will be my glory. 2623 COMBATAI I shall dishonor your tribe. 2624 COMBATAI Ayah! Nabataluk! 2625 COMBATAI Spirits be with me! 2626 COMBATAI Come, let our blades dance. 2627 COMBATAI Let it begin! 2628 COMBATAI U-Suthoooo! 2629 COMBATAI The spirits are with me! 2640 COMBATAI Your ancestors have deserted you. 2641 COMBATAI Your defeat will bring me great honor. My magic knows not defeat! 2642 COMBATAI Give up now and we will not eat your heart. 2643 COMBATAI You fight bravely--I will eat your courage. The Shamans will sing of my victory . 2644 COMBATAI I will bathe in your blood! 2645 COMBATAI I do not fear you! 2646 COMBATAI I bring you peace, lost one. 2647 COMBATAI Glory in battle buys life everlasting! I honor you, strange one. 2648 COMBATAI The mists beckon to you. 2649 COMBATAI Our ancestors thirst for your soul. 2650 COMBATAI My blade grows thirsty 2651 COMBATAI Let us drink from the cup of battle! 2660 COMBATAI Your eyes are clouded with hatred. 2661 COMBATAI Your spirits have abandoned you. 2662 COMBATAI Our magic is working! 2663 COMBATAI My magic makes me invincible! 2664 COMBATAI Your life-force is weakening! 2665 COMBATAI Fear is the mind-killer 2666 COMBATAI My battle-song is working! 2667 COMBATAI Our children know more of battle! 2668 COMBATAI You have known peace too long. 2669 COMBATAI Are all of your tribe so weak? 2700 COMBATAI Reinforcements! 2701 COMBATAI They can court martial me.. 2702 COMBATAI Medic! 2703 COMBATAI Retreat! Retreat! 2704 COMBATAI Fall back! Fall back! 2705 COMBATAI You may have won the battle... 2720 COMBATAI Let's get it on! 2721 COMBATAI Hoo-Yah! 2722 COMBATAI I'm gonna teach you some manners 2723 COMBATAI You're history! 2724 COMBATAI Attack! 2725 COMBATAI Let's bury this loser! 2726 COMBATAI Lock and Load! 2727 COMBATAI We'll let god sort out what's left of ya 2740 COMBATAI Take this! 2741 COMBATAI Now I have you! 2742 COMBATAI Now you die! 2743 COMBATAI How do you like this? 2744 COMBATAI This ain't just a job to us 2745 COMBATAI Shouldn't start what you can't finish 2746 COMBATAI You better pray to the gods! 2747 COMBATAI You ain't even gonna make it to 6am 2748 COMBATAI Feel good? 2749 COMBATAI See you in Hell 2760 COMBATAI Try training some 2761 COMBATAI Is that the best you can do? 2762 COMBATAI C'mon loser. Gimme a fight! 2763 COMBATAI Try aiming next time 2764 COMBATAI Civilian... 2765 COMBATAI Leave it to the professionals next time 2900 COMBATAI Flee! Flee! 2901 COMBATAI Retreat! 2902 COMBATAI Regroup! 2903 COMBATAI Fall back! 2904 COMBATAI Withdraw! 2905 COMBATAI Aaaaghhh! 2920 COMBATAI Kill this fool! 2921 COMBATAI Fresh meat... 2922 COMBATAI Plunder! 2923 COMBATAI This one's mine! 2924 COMBATAI Ahhhhhhh! 2925 COMBATAI Attack! 2940 COMBATAI Enjoy the last few seconds of your life 2941 COMBATAI Blood! Blood! Blood! 2942 COMBATAI Your heart is mine! 2943 COMBATAI RAAAAAAARRRR!! 2944 COMBATAI Your weapons will be my trophies! 2945 COMBATAI Death! 2946 COMBATAI You are mine to kill! 2947 COMBATAI Your bones shall bleach in the wastes! 2948 COMBATAI Blood and darkness! 2949 COMBATAI YAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 2950 COMBATAI Drill the scraggin' bastard! 2960 COMBATAI Wasted effort! 2961 COMBATAI You have failed! 2962 COMBATAI My blood is stronger than yours! 2963 COMBATAI I live!! 2964 COMBATAI Your body is weak and pitiful! 3000 COMBATAI Retreat option initiated 3001 COMBATAI Tactical plan: retreat 3002 COMBATAI Combat effective minimal. Retreat advised 3003 COMBATAI Tactical analysis complete. Retreat recommended. 3004 COMBATAI Downloading escape program 3005 COMBATAI Retreat sequence initiated 3020 COMBATAI Target acquired! 3021 COMBATAI Terminate! Terminate! 3022 COMBATAI The humanoid must not escape 3023 COMBATAI Terminate the intruder 3024 COMBATAI Combat sequence initiated 3025 COMBATAI Uploading combat program 3040 COMBATAI Combat sequence initiated 3041 COMBATAI Attacking target 3042 COMBATAI Initiating attack sequence 3043 COMBATAI The intruder must be destroyed! 3044 COMBATAI Tactical options selection completed 3045 COMBATAI Commencing attack 3046 COMBATAI The target will be destroyed 3047 COMBATAI Enemy termination sequence begun 3048 COMBATAI Target must be eliminated 3049 COMBATAI Offensive selection completed 3060 COMBATAI Analysis. Defensive program success 3061 COMBATAI Analysis. Target offense negligible. 3062 COMBATAI Target attack failed. Calculating response 3063 COMBATAI Unit was unharmed by attack 3064 COMBATAI Recalculating target's offensive abilities 3065 COMBATAI Analysis. Target erred in tactical selection. Unit undamaged 3100 COMBATAI Gotta get outa here! 3101 COMBATAI I'll be back... 3102 COMBATAI You ain't killing me today! 3103 COMBATAI Later, normie! 3104 COMBATAI You ain't heard the last of me! 3105 COMBATAI You'll pay for this -- later! 3106 COMBATAI I ain't dyin' twice. 3107 COMBATAI Feets don't fail me now! 3108 COMBATAI I'm just executing a retrograde advance. 3109 COMBATAI Uh, time for a tactical withdrawal here. 3110 COMBATAI Exit, stage left. 3111 COMBATAI It's later than I thought. 3112 COMBATAI Gotta run. See ya. 3113 COMBATAI Run awaaaaay! 3114 COMBATAI I've gotta go reattach some parts. 3115 COMBATAI These old bones can't take this anymore. 3116 COMBATAI It's not the years, it's the mileage. 3117 COMBATAI What a world, what a world.... 3118 COMBATAI I guess, you've learned your lesson, I'm outa here! 3119 COMBATAI Hey, stop backing away from me. 3120 COMBATAI You're history! 3121 COMBATAI Fresh meat... 3122 COMBATAI Beef, beef, beef--beef bologna! 3123 COMBATAI Brains... 3124 COMBATAI I'm gonna dig your grave... 3125 COMBATAI Hope I can keep your head intact... 3126 COMBATAI More Brains.... 3127 COMBATAI Send more cops! 3128 COMBATAI Send more paramedics! 3129 COMBATAI I could use some fresh parts. 3130 COMBATAI Steak Tartar comin' up. 3131 COMBATAI Come an' get it! 3132 COMBATAI Is it soup yet? 3133 COMBATAI Where's the beef? 3134 COMBATAI Mmm, I just love smoothskins. 3135 COMBATAI You crossed my shadow...or sumthin' 3136 COMBATAI I knew I heard the chow-bell. 3137 COMBATAI Guess who's comin' to dinner. 3138 COMBATAI Parts is parts. 3139 COMBATAI So, you're my next organ donor huh? 3140 COMBATAI Your number is up! 3141 COMBATAI Don't bother screaming for mercy... 3142 COMBATAI I'm gonna enjoy this 3143 COMBATAI Oooo, that's gotta hurt! 3144 COMBATAI Slicin' & Dicin' time. 3145 COMBATAI I'm gonna eat your liver! 3146 COMBATAI Hope you don't die too quick 3147 COMBATAI Dinnertime! 3148 COMBATAI Die! 3149 COMBATAI I eat punks like you for breakfast, and lunch 3150 COMBATAI How can anything this messy be bad? 3151 COMBATAI Lemme' just have a taste! 3152 COMBATAI Give Daddy some sugar, baby! 3153 COMBATAI I got sumpin' for ya! 3154 COMBATAI Stay still! It'll hurt less. 3155 COMBATAI Stop your twitchin', the chef's in the kitchen! 3156 COMBATAI I loves to watch 'em squirm. 3157 COMBATAI Delicious & nutritious too! 3158 COMBATAI You sure bleed a lot. Must be tender & juicy. 3159 COMBATAI I'm guessin' that's more fear than excitement. 3160 COMBATAI You cannot hurt me! 3161 COMBATAI And you think *Ghouls* are slow? 3162 COMBATAI You missed, normie! 3163 COMBATAI You missed, normie! 3164 COMBATAI You can't kill what you can't hit! 3165 COMBATAI Too slow! 3166 COMBATAI OK, let's try that at full speed now. 3167 COMBATAI Were you actually aiming at me? 3168 COMBATAI What was that? 3169 COMBATAI This is not a charade. 3170 COMBATAI Combat requires total concentration. 3171 COMBATAI Shame that your first time is gonna' be your last too. 3172 COMBATAI Are you lookin' at me? 3173 COMBATAI You wanna try this again when you know what you're doin'? 3174 COMBATAI No, no, no, the *pointy-end* goes towards *me.* Got it? 3175 COMBATAI What were you aimin' at, or were you aimin' at all? 3176 COMBATAI What is your major malfunction numb-nuts? 3177 COMBATAI You ain't never did this before have ya? 3178 COMBATAI My turn's next! 3179 COMBATAI Was that really your *best* shot? Man, are you in trouble. 3200 COMBATAI Whoa. I am SO outta here. 3201 COMBATAI I'll be back...after I get another hit. 3202 COMBATAI Knew I should have taken more Buffout... 3203 COMBATAI I can't shoot up when I'm dead... 3204 COMBATAI Aieeeeeee! Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! 3205 COMBATAI This hallucination just became way too real for me... 3220 COMBATAI Eat this! 3221 COMBATAI You better hope you have some stimpacks...or some Jet. 3222 COMBATAI Maybe I can sell your body for some Jet... 3223 COMBATAI Gonna...hit...you...when...I...catch...you. 3224 COMBATAI Maybe killing you will be the fix I need... 3225 COMBATAI I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! 3226 COMBATAI Killing you will top off my high nicely... 3240 COMBATAI Eat this! 3241 COMBATAI I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! 3242 COMBATAI You want some of this?! 3243 COMBATAI Nrrrg 3244 COMBATAI Hiyaaaaaa 3245 COMBATAI I'll kill you slow... 3246 COMBATAI You're going down like a 2-cap whore... 3260 COMBATAI Close, but no Jet. 3261 COMBATAI I'm so high, you'll never touch me! 3262 COMBATAI Which one of me are you aiming at? 3263 COMBATAI Whoa. Nearly got me. 3264 COMBATAI I knew that Jet would make me faster... 3265 COMBATAI You fight pretty badly for a chem-induced hallucination. 10020 COMBATAI I Keeng Ra'at 10021 COMBATAI Squeeee! Kill Keeng's children! 10022 COMBATAI Keeng crack bones, you! 10023 COMBATAI Keeng feast on soft parts, you! 10024 COMBATAI Keeng big fight, Ra'at Keel! 10025 COMBATAI Big fight! Keel for Keeng and cave! 10026 COMBATAI Keeng kill now! 10027 COMBATAI Hungry, hungry. Keeng kill, kill! 10028 COMBATAI Keeng smell fear-stink on you. 10029 COMBATAI Bald hind-leg ra'at, Keeng kill! 10030 COMBATAI Kill, kill! 10031 COMBATAI Fleshfeast! Fleshfeast! 10032 COMBATAI Keeng Rippertear! Rippertear! 10033 COMBATAI Ra'at come! Come to Keeng! 10034 COMBATAI Keeng rippertear hind-leg one. 10035 COMBATAI Keeng kill big noise one! 10036 COMBATAI Keeng kill hairless rat. 10037 COMBATAI Jump-claw with Keeng Ra'at. 10038 COMBATAI Ra'at clawtear you! Clawtear! 10040 COMBATAI I Keeng Ra'at 10041 COMBATAI Squeeee! Kill Keeng's children! 10042 COMBATAI Keeng crack bones, you! 10043 COMBATAI Keeng feast on soft parts, you! 10044 COMBATAI Keeng big fight, Ra'at Keel! 10045 COMBATAI Big figh! Keel for Keeng and cave! 10046 COMBATAI Keeng kill now! 10047 COMBATAI Hungry, hungry. Keeng kill, kill! 10048 COMBATAI Keeng smell fear-stink on you. 10049 COMBATAI Bald hind-leg ra'at, Keeng kill! 10050 COMBATAI Kill, kill! 10051 COMBATAI Fleshfeast! Fleshfeast! 10052 COMBATAI Keeng Rippertear! Rippertear! 10053 COMBATAI Ra'at come! Come to Keeng! 10054 COMBATAI Keeng rippertear hind-leg one. 10055 COMBATAI Keeng kill big noise one! 10056 COMBATAI Keeng kill hairless rat. 10057 COMBATAI Jump-claw with Keeng Ra'at. 10058 COMBATAI Ra'at clawtear you! Clawtear! 10120 COMBATAI Number five is alive! 10121 COMBATAI Vee-jer, Veee-jer. 10122 COMBATAI Error! Error Errrrrrrooooorrrr.... 10123 COMBATAI Who is the creator? 10124 COMBATAI Does not compute! Does not compute! 10125 COMBATAI I'm sorry Dave. 10126 COMBATAI ./~ Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do ./~ 10127 COMBATAI Danger Bill Williamson, Danger! 10128 COMBATAI Gort! Klaatu Berada Nictu! 10129 COMBATAI Sssszzzzztt *POP* 10130 COMBATAI Would you like cream with that Ma'am? 10131 COMBATAI Yes Sir, a Mr, Handy unit, Sir. 10132 COMBATAI I'm fully proficient. 10133 COMBATAI But I'm a translator. 10134 COMBATAI Nanoo-nanoo. 10135 COMBATAI I can't let you do that Dave. 10136 COMBATAI None shall pass. 10137 COMBATAI Warning! Warning! 10138 COMBATAI ZZzzzzzzzttt! Sprack! 10139 COMBATAI But the M-5 is invincible. 10140 COMBATAI Number five is alive! 10141 COMBATAI Vee-jer, Veee-jer. 10142 COMBATAI Error! Error Errrrrrrooooorrrr.... 10143 COMBATAI Who is the creator? 10144 COMBATAI Does not compute! Does not compute! 10145 COMBATAI I'm sorry Dave. 10146 COMBATAI ./~ Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do ./~ 10147 COMBATAI Danger Bill Williamson, Danger! 10148 COMBATAI Gort! Klaatu Berada Nictu! 10149 COMBATAI Sssszzzzztt *POP* 10150 COMBATAI Would you like cream with that Ma'am? 10151 COMBATAI Yes Sir, a Mr, Handy unit, Sir. 10152 COMBATAI I'm fully proficient. 10153 COMBATAI But I'm a translator. 10154 COMBATAI Nanoo-nanoo. 10155 COMBATAI I can't let you do that Dave. 10156 COMBATAI None shall pass. 10157 COMBATAI Warning! Warning! 10158 COMBATAI ZZzzzzzzzttt! Sprack! 10159 COMBATAI But the M-5 is invincible. 12000 COMBATAI No way am I staying in this clusterfuck... 12001 COMBATAI Retreat! 12002 COMBATAI Time to get the hell outta Dodge... 12003 COMBATAI Scatter! 12004 COMBATAI Fall back! 12005 COMBATAI I'll wait to get these fuckers when Fallout 3 comes out... 12006 COMBATAI Bishop can keep his fucking money... 12020 COMBATAI Target acquired! 12021 COMBATAI Somebody cover me! 12022 COMBATAI Hut hut hut hut hut hut 12023 COMBATAI Hut hut hut hut hut hut 12024 COMBATAI Hut hut hut hut hut hut 12025 COMBATAI Kiss your ass good-bye... 12026 COMBATAI Time to dust this mother fucker... 12027 COMBATAI Lock and load! 12028 COMBATAI Rock and roll! 12029 COMBATAI Look who just walked into the free fire zone... 12030 COMBATAI Better hope you packed some stimpacks, tribal... 12031 COMBATAI Contact! 12032 COMBATAI The area's been breached! 12033 COMBATAI We got us an intruder, boys! 12034 COMBATAI Scramble, boys, we got an intruder! 12035 COMBATAI You got some sand comin' in here... 12036 COMBATAI By the numbers, people, by the numbers. 12037 COMBATAI Attention to detail, people! 12038 COMBATAI Lay down some suppressing fire! Keep their heads down! 12040 COMBATAI Waste 'em! 12041 COMBATAI You're shit out of luck, tribal... 12042 COMBATAI I'm going to put my boot so far up your ass, you'll be smelling shoe polish for a week. 12043 COMBATAI ::I wanna be an airborn ranger...:: 12044 COMBATAI Get critical! 12045 COMBATAI You want some of this?! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?! 12046 COMBATAI Hiyaaaaaa!!! 12047 COMBATAI Get some! 12048 COMBATAI Better hope you packed some stimpacks, tribal... 12049 COMBATAI Kiss your ass good-bye... 12060 COMBATAI You fight like old people fuck! 12061 COMBATAI Ha! Missed! 12062 COMBATAI Too fast for you... 12063 COMBATAI You're gonna be a long time dying... 12064 COMBATAI Sloppy... 12065 COMBATAI Weak AND slow, I see. 12100 COMBATAI Gotta get outta here! 12101 COMBATAI I'll be back... 12102 COMBATAI You ain't killing me today! 12103 COMBATAI Later, normie! 12104 COMBATAI You ain't heard the last of me! 12105 COMBATAI You'll pay for this -- later! 12120 COMBATAI You're history! 12121 COMBATAI Fresh meat... 12122 COMBATAI Ah, dinner's arrived. 12123 COMBATAI Brains... 12124 COMBATAI I'm gonna dig your grave... 12125 COMBATAI Hope I can keep your head intact... 12140 COMBATAI Your number is up! 12141 COMBATAI Don't bother screaming for mercy... 12142 COMBATAI I'm gonna enjoy this 12143 COMBATAI Oooo, that's gotta hurt! 12145 COMBATAI I'm gonna eat your liver! 12146 COMBATAI Hope you don't die too quick 12147 COMBATAI Dinnertime! 12148 COMBATAI Die! 12149 COMBATAI I eat punks like you for breakfast, and lunch 12160 COMBATAI You cannot hurt me! 12162 COMBATAI You missed, normie! 12163 COMBATAI You missed, normie! 12164 COMBATAI You can't kill what you can't hit! 12165 COMBATAI Too slow! 12200 COMBATAI Whoa, this shit's getting too heavy. 12201 COMBATAI Time to go get some of the other boys... 12202 COMBATAI I'll get you next time! 12203 COMBATAI You're just lucky I ain't got no stimpacks on me... 12204 COMBATAI Time to get the hell outta Dodge. 12205 COMBATAI Need to find some stimpacks, fast... 12220 COMBATAI I'm gonna roll you like dice. 12221 COMBATAI And here I was, thinking I wasn't gonna get to kill no one today... 12222 COMBATAI Looks like Golgotha just got a new resident... 12223 COMBATAI Looks like we'll be doing this the hard way... 12224 COMBATAI I'm gonna knock out your teeth and make dice out of them. 12225 COMBATAI Looks like someone's gambling with their life... 12226 COMBATAI I'm gonna kill you, your family, then your dog. 12227 COMBATAI Time to take out the trash... 12228 COMBATAI Gonna snap you like a wishbone... 12240 COMBATAI I'm going to kick your ass so hard you'll be wearing your ass as a hat. 12241 COMBATAI Lady Luck ain't with you today... 12242 COMBATAI I'm gonna beat you until you're ugly. 12243 COMBATAI Time to put your ass in a grave. 12244 COMBATAI I'm gonna kick your heart out and stomp on it. 12245 COMBATAI Wish I had time to put your head in a vise... 12246 COMBATAI Let me show you what we do with garbage around here... 12247 COMBATAI I'm going to hit you so hard you'll think it's an earthquake... 12248 COMBATAI I've had enough of this turd... 12249 COMBATAI Say hello to the angels for me... 12260 COMBATAI Moves like that'll put you in the hospital... 12261 COMBATAI You hit like a bitch... 12262 COMBATAI Nice one. I'll show you how it's done in a sec. 12263 COMBATAI You blind and stupid? 12264 COMBATAI You flying on Jet or something? 12265 COMBATAI You couldn't hit the broad side of a casino. 12266 COMBATAI If you tried to hit the air, you'd miss. 12300 COMBATAI Ngggg 12301 COMBATAI My...head...getting...dizzy 12302 COMBATAI Ugnnn! 12303 COMBATAI Not the face! Not the face! 12310 COMBATAI My...arm...my...beautiful...arm. 12311 COMBATAI Medic! My arm's fucked! 12312 COMBATAI *hffff* 12320 COMBATAI My stroke hand! Have you no shame?! 12321 COMBATAI Medic! My arm's fucked! 12322 COMBATAI Looks like I can't polish my gun with that hand anymore... 12330 COMBATAI My spleen! 12331 COMBATAI Hnrgggg 12332 COMBATAI *hff* 12333 COMBATAI You're...gonna...pay...for...that! 12334 COMBATAI *Ooooof* 12335 COMBATAI Nggg! Solar plexus! 12360 COMBATAI Dammit! My leg! 12361 COMBATAI *Ergg* 12362 COMBATAI Gonna need a stimpack for my leg... 12363 COMBATAI Urggg...leg's...screwed... 12370 COMBATAI Dammit! My leg! 12371 COMBATAI *Ergg* 12372 COMBATAI Gonna need a stimpack for my leg... 12373 COMBATAI Urggg...leg's...screwed... 12380 COMBATAI My eye! My beautiful eye! 12381 COMBATAI Trying to cripple my depth perception, huh? 12382 COMBATAI Can't...see...blood...in...eyes... 12390 COMBATAI What do you think this is? Some cheap action flick? 12391 COMBATAI Now I can't sound off like a got a pair. 12392 COMBATAI Well, there go my brass balls. 12393 COMBATAI Excuse me for a moment while I throw up all over myself. 12394 COMBATAI Great. A player character with a ball fixation. 12395 COMBATAI Let me lie down for a second, then I'll come kill you. 12396 COMBATAI Nuts! 12400 COMBATAI Head...ringing... 12401 COMBATAI *Hrkkkk*...fucker just scalped me... 12402 COMBATAI Dizzy...blood in my eyes...somebody... 12403 COMBATAI My face! My face! 12404 COMBATAI Aahhhk...got me in the...fucking head! 12405 COMBATAI Ain't taken a hit like that since Tommy the Balls... 12406 COMBATAI Nother hit to the head like that an' I'm done for... 12407 COMBATAI My ear! You tore off my goddamn ear! 12408 COMBATAI Head feels like it's in a vise... 12409 COMBATAI Nrgggg! Clocked me in the skull... 12410 COMBATAI My arm! You broke my fucking arm! 12411 COMBATAI Shit! My left arm's shot! 12412 COMBATAI Got me in the fucking arm...! 12413 COMBATAI That hit dislocated my arm! 12414 COMBATAI Owww! Fuck! 12415 COMBATAI I got blood all over my arm...! 12416 COMBATAI My gunhand! 12417 COMBATAI *Nfff*...nearly tore my arm clean off...! 12418 COMBATAI *Urkkk*...can still....hit you...with the other hand... 12419 COMBATAI Gonna need some stims for my arm. After I kill you. 12420 COMBATAI My arm! You broke my fucking arm! 12421 COMBATAI Shit! My right arm's shot! 12422 COMBATAI Got me in the fucking arm...! 12423 COMBATAI That hit dislocated my arm! 12424 COMBATAI Owww! Fuck! 12425 COMBATAI I got blood all over my arm...! 12426 COMBATAI My gunhand! 12427 COMBATAI *Nfff*...nearly tore my arm clean off...! 12428 COMBATAI Gonna need some stims for my arm. After I kill you. 12429 COMBATAI *Urkkk*...can still....hit you...with the other hand... 12430 COMBATAI Can't...breathe... 12431 COMBATAI *Oooooffff* 12432 COMBATAI Dammit...knocked...the...wind...outta...me... 12433 COMBATAI *Unfffff* 12434 COMBATAI Think...I just snapped a rib... 12435 COMBATAI Gonna need some stims for my chest. After I kill you. 12436 COMBATAI Nice...hit. Now I'm gonna break every rib in YOUR body. 12437 COMBATAI Give...me a sec...to catch my breath...then I'll kill you... 12438 COMBATAI *Hrkkk* 12439 COMBATAI That...was stupid...let me show you why. 12440 COMBATAI I'm gonna carve you like a tribal. 12441 COMBATAI Got me in the chest... 12442 COMBATAI Argghhh! Sonuvabitch... 12443 COMBATAI Lucky...shot... 12444 COMBATAI *Unnffff*...need to wear more armor over my chest... 12445 COMBATAI Clipped my shoulder...that's all...keep fighting... 12446 COMBATAI I'm going snap every bone in your body. 12447 COMBATAI I'm gonna rip out your teeth for that... 12448 COMBATAI Chest's on fire... 12449 COMBATAI Somebody got some stims?! My chest's bleeding bad! 12450 COMBATAI Shit...this tribal hits like the Masticator... 12451 COMBATAI You broke my ribs, now I'm gonna break your neck. 12452 COMBATAI That all you got? Piss poor show, tribal. 12453 COMBATAI Chest wound...that's nothing. 12454 COMBATAI Dammit! Musta broke some ribs... 12455 COMBATAI Think my spine just cracked... 12456 COMBATAI Let me show you how we kill people here. 12457 COMBATAI Fuck! Not my spleen! Anything but my spleen! 12458 COMBATAI *Urgggg*...think that knocked...some organs loose... 12459 COMBATAI Bleeding all over the fucking place... 12460 COMBATAI You broke my leg! Now I'm gonna break your face. 12461 COMBATAI I'm gonna make a dishrag outta your face. 12462 COMBATAI Ahhh! Got me in the fucking knee! 12463 COMBATAI I'm gonna break both your kneecaps for that... 12464 COMBATAI Clocked me in the leg... 12465 COMBATAI You got lucky, shithead... 12466 COMBATAI Gonna have to keep off this leg for a while... 12467 COMBATAI Leg's shot...time for some payback. 12468 COMBATAI I don't need that leg to kick your ass. 12469 COMBATAI For that, I'm gonna rip off your leg and beat you with it. 12470 COMBATAI You broke my leg! Now I'm gonna break your face. 12471 COMBATAI I'm gonna make a dishrag outta your face. 12472 COMBATAI Ahhh! Got me in the fucking knee! 12473 COMBATAI I'm gonna break both your kneecaps for that... 12474 COMBATAI Clocked me in the leg... 12475 COMBATAI You got lucky, shithead... 12476 COMBATAI Gonna have to keep off this leg for a while... 12477 COMBATAI Leg's shot...time for some payback. 12478 COMBATAI I don't need that leg to kick your ass. 12479 COMBATAI For that, I'm gonna rip off your leg and beat you with it. 12480 COMBATAI Ahhhh, shit! My fucking eye! 12481 COMBATAI Erggg...lucky...shot... 12482 COMBATAI Fucking world's going dark... 12483 COMBATAI Nothing...an eye patch...won't cure... 12484 COMBATAI I'm gonna cut out both your eyes for that...slowly. 12485 COMBATAI I'm blind! Help! I'm blind! 12486 COMBATAI Can't see...head spinning... 12487 COMBATAI You're gonna be a long time dying... 12488 COMBATAI Can't see a fucking thing! Where are you?! I'll kill you! 12489 COMBATAI *Hrrkkkk* 12490 COMBATAI *Uhhhnnnnnn*...need...to...lie...down... 12491 COMBATAI I'm...gonna cut you...you for hitting my balls... 12492 COMBATAI *Hrkkkk*... 12493 COMBATAI My balls! My fucking balls! 12494 COMBATAI Low blow, asshole... 12495 COMBATAI Below the belt! Son of a bitch...! 12496 COMBATAI I ain't gonna look down. I ain't gonna look down. 12497 COMBATAI You wait. I'm gonna tell Tommy the Balls to come get you! 12498 COMBATAI Ain't been hurt that bad since that whore clocked me... 12499 COMBATAI *Unnfffff*...I think my balls...are...in...my...stomach... 14000 COMBATAI Get him Zomak! 14001 COMBATAI Leave me alone! 14002 COMBATAI Stop bothering me. 14003 COMBATAI You humans always act this way. 14004 COMBATAI Is this the only way you can deal with the unknown? 14005 COMBATAI Simple answers for simple minds. 14006 COMBATAI I can't believe that you're acting this way. 14007 COMBATAI Shoo! Go away! 14008 COMBATAI I should have known better than to talk to a human. 14009 COMBATAI Must you destroy everything you don't understand? 14020 COMBATAI This is going to hurt me more than you. 14021 COMBATAI I don't like having to do this. 14022 COMBATAI Normally, I eschew violence, but in your case, I'll make an exception. 14023 COMBATAI I'm really going to have to floss after this. 14024 COMBATAI You don't even *smell* good. 14025 COMBATAI This is going to make such a mess. 14026 COMBATAI You've pressed me too far this time. 14027 COMBATAI Too bad, I almost liked you. 14028 COMBATAI Now you'll have to die. 14029 COMBATAI I was so hoping that it wouldn't come to this. 14040 COMBATAI Have at you then. 14041 COMBATAI Touche! 14042 COMBATAI En Garde! 14043 COMBATAI Hai-Kee-Baaa! 14044 COMBATAI I shall have you! 14045 COMBATAI Put up your dukes. 14046 COMBATAI Uh, draw, Pilgrim-that's how you say it isn't it? 14047 COMBATAI Hai-Yah! 14048 COMBATAI This hardly feels sporting. 14049 COMBATAI Leave the earthman to me! Always wanted to say that. 14060 COMBATAI Hah, you clumsy biped! 14061 COMBATAI Off balance again! 14062 COMBATAI What was that? 14063 COMBATAI This is not a charade! 14064 COMBATAI What? You again? 14065 COMBATAI Were you really trying? How sad. 14066 COMBATAI It meant so much to you to hit me didn't it? 14067 COMBATAI Faster that you thought huh? 14068 COMBATAI Not bad for an old rodent huh? 14069 COMBATAI Try using the *other* end. 18000 COMBATAI Not the face... 18001 COMBATAI Nffff 18002 COMBATAI Good thing my brains are already shot... 18010 COMBATAI Nffff 18011 COMBATAI Ernhhh 18020 COMBATAI Nffff 18021 COMBATAI Ernhhh 18030 COMBATAI Oooof 18031 COMBATAI Nfff 18032 COMBATAI Ernhhh 18033 COMBATAI Hrggg 18034 COMBATAI Should kept my hand up... 18035 COMBATAI No pain, no pain... 18060 COMBATAI No hitting below the belt! 18061 COMBATAI You leg-kicking bitch... 18070 COMBATAI No hitting below the belt! 18071 COMBATAI You leg-kicking bitch... 18080 COMBATAI Aiming for the eyes, huh? 18081 COMBATAI Nfff 18082 COMBATAI There goes the eye of the tiger... 18090 COMBATAI No hitting below the belt! 18091 COMBATAI I knew I should have worn my cup. 18092 COMBATAI You'll pay for that, you groin-kicking bitch! 18100 COMBATAI Adrian! Adrian! 18101 COMBATAI Coulda been a contender! 18102 COMBATAI Ain't gonna be no rematch! 18103 COMBATAI Better go practice some more... 18104 COMBATAI I knew I should have taken more buffout... 18105 COMBATAI Let me go get some Psycho, and I'll be back. 18106 COMBATAI Time to get outta here. 18107 COMBATAI Maybe I can go find some easier fight somewhere else. 18120 COMBATAI You want some of this?! 18121 COMBATAI You're going down! 18122 COMBATAI Time to make you a bitch... 18123 COMBATAI Gonna beat you until you're ugly... 18124 COMBATAI Gonna make you ugly... 18125 COMBATAI Time to get critical... 18126 COMBATAI Gonna take my time hurting you... 18127 COMBATAI Gonna beat you like a dog... 18140 COMBATAI Who's your Daddy? 18141 COMBATAI You want some of this? 18142 COMBATAI Ernhhh 18143 COMBATAI Hrghhh 18144 COMBATAI Hrggg 18145 COMBATAI Eat this! 18146 COMBATAI You're going down! 18147 COMBATAI Bitch! 18148 COMBATAI Make you a bitch... 18149 COMBATAI Ain't gonna be no rematch! 18150 COMBATAI Get critical! 18151 COMBATAI Fight past that shit! 18152 COMBATAI SUPER... NUCLEAR... TORNADO... FIST... 18153 COMBATAI I must break you. 18154 COMBATAI Gonna beat you like a dog... 18160 COMBATAI Too slow! 18161 COMBATAI Nothing but net. 18162 COMBATAI I hit like a butterfly...you hit like my grandmother. 18163 COMBATAI Trash like you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. 18164 COMBATAI Ha! If you tried to hit the air, you'd miss. 18165 COMBATAI Looks like we got a blindman here... 18166 COMBATAI You got nothing! 18167 COMBATAI You must be seeing double... 18168 COMBATAI Last chance you're gonna have... 18169 COMBATAI You're fighting like a bum! 18170 COMBATAI You got no guts! 18171 COMBATAI You're a bum! A bum! 18172 COMBATAI Gonna beat you like a dog... 18173 COMBATAI What, you seein' three o' me? 18174 COMBATAI That all you got? 18175 COMBATAI If that's all you got, this is gonna be a short fight. 18176 COMBATAI Weak... 18177 COMBATAI Slow... 26000 COMBATAI Flee! Flee! 26001 COMBATAI Retreat! 26002 COMBATAI Regroup! 26003 COMBATAI Fall back! 26004 COMBATAI Withdraw! 26005 COMBATAI I'm outta here! 26020 COMBATAI Kill this fool! 26021 COMBATAI You're already dead... 26022 COMBATAI I'm gonna fuck you up! 26023 COMBATAI This one's mine! 26024 COMBATAI Take em! 26025 COMBATAI Your ears will make a nice trophy! 26040 COMBATAI Enjoy the last few seconds of your life 26041 COMBATAI Blood! Blood! Blood! 26042 COMBATAI Your heart is mine! 26043 COMBATAI I love doing this to you! 26044 COMBATAI Your weapons will be my trophies! 26045 COMBATAI Death and dismemberment. Just two of my favorite things! 26046 COMBATAI You are mine to kill! 26047 COMBATAI Your bones shall bleach in the wastes! 26048 COMBATAI Blood and darkness! 26049 COMBATAI I'm gonna loot your corpse! 26050 COMBATAI Drill the scraggin' bastard! 26100 COMBATAI Khans! Cover me! 26101 COMBATAI Retreat! 26102 COMBATAI Regroup! 26103 COMBATAI Fall back! 26104 COMBATAI Withdraw! 26105 COMBATAI Break off and regroup! 26120 COMBATAI Let the challenge begin! 26121 COMBATAI I'm going to use you for target practice! 26122 COMBATAI No mercy for you! 26123 COMBATAI This one's mine! 26124 COMBATAI Khans attack! 26125 COMBATAI It's party time! 26126 COMBATAI Would someone please kill this waste of flesh! 26140 COMBATAI Khans kill! 26141 COMBATAI Khans are the elite of the wastes! 26142 COMBATAI I am supreme! 26143 COMBATAI Khans will rule! 26144 COMBATAI Khans are invincible! 26145 COMBATAI No retreat! No surrender! 26146 COMBATAI You are mine to kill! 26147 COMBATAI I'll make a necklace out of your teeth! 26148 COMBATAI Blood and darkness! 26149 COMBATAI Khans are the strong! 26160 COMBATAI Nice form but I'm over here! 26161 COMBATAI I cannot be touched! 26162 COMBATAI I am indestructible! 26163 COMBATAI My blood is stronger than yours! 26164 COMBATAI Maybe we should stop long enough for you to get some practice shots in! 26165 COMBATAI You are not worthy of combat with me! 26166 COMBATAI Why am I wasting my time with the likes of you? 32000 COMBATAI My face! My face! 32001 COMBATAI My scalp! 32002 COMBATAI oooh... my ears... 32010 COMBATAI Ow, my arm! 32011 COMBATAI Ow! 32012 COMBATAI You broke my arm! 32020 COMBATAI Ow, my arm! 32021 COMBATAI Wahhhh! 32022 COMBATAI My God! My arm! 32030 COMBATAI OUCH! 32031 COMBATAI I think I'm gonna faint... 32032 COMBATAI Hey! My spleen! 32033 COMBATAI Oooof! 32034 COMBATAI That hurt! 32035 COMBATAI I think you hit my liver! 32036 COMBATAI Ohhh, pain! 32060 COMBATAI Ow, my leg 32061 COMBATAI My knee! 32062 COMBATAI Right in the artery! 32070 COMBATAI Ow, my leg 32071 COMBATAI ::hop... hop:: 32072 COMBATAI Aaaarrrrggghhh! 32080 COMBATAI I can't see! You bastard! 32081 COMBATAI My face! My eyes! Arrrrgh! 32082 COMBATAI Where are you? Help! 32090 COMBATAI Ooooooooo, my groin! Ooooooo... 32091 COMBATAI I... I... ouch... 32092 COMBATAI ::whimper:: 32093 COMBATAI ::vomit:: 32094 COMBATAI I...can't...breathe... 32095 COMBATAI The pain, the pain... 32100 COMBATAI Your kung fu is better than mine! 32101 COMBATAI You are truly mighty. Goodbye. 32102 COMBATAI Aieee! Evil triumphs! 32103 COMBATAI Oh no... 32104 COMBATAI I have failed. 32105 COMBATAI I am dishonored. 32120 COMBATAI It grieves me to attack you. 32121 COMBATAI I advise you to flee. 32122 COMBATAI Only a coward uses weapons. 32123 COMBATAI Flee while you can. 32124 COMBATAI Prepare yourself, wrongdoer. 32125 COMBATAI Run and I won't hurt you. 32126 COMBATAI If you insist on fighting... 32128 COMBATAI Do you think you can defeat me? 32140 COMBATAI Haiiiiiiii-YA! 32141 COMBATAI Chop-socky! 32142 COMBATAI rooOOOooo! 32143 COMBATAI Hai! 32144 COMBATAI Huh! 32145 COMBATAI Hai oooOOo! 32146 COMBATAI Hai - ah! 32147 COMBATAI Show me some! 32148 COMBATAI Mongolian BEEF! 32149 COMBATAI A kick in the eye! 32160 COMBATAI Only a coward uses weapons. 32161 COMBATAI Are you afraid to face a real fighter? 32162 COMBATAI Your kung fu is no good here. 32163 COMBATAI Surrender! 32164 COMBATAI You call that fighting? 32165 COMBATAI You move like a pregnant yak. 32200 COMBATAI I'm looking for a green-eyed girl... goodbye! 32201 COMBATAI Yes sir... the check is in the mail. 32202 COMBATAI I think I have an appointment... 32203 COMBATAI Okay, you win! 32204 COMBATAI I give up! 32205 COMBATAI Your kung-fu is stronger than mine! 32220 COMBATAI Lightning! Thunder! Kill them for me! 32221 COMBATAI Your powers are weak! 32222 COMBATAI Your kung fu cannot hurt me! 32223 COMBATAI I'm invincible! 32224 COMBATAI Flee, worm! 32225 COMBATAI The thunder rolls toward you! 32226 COMBATAI Float like a butterfly! 32228 COMBATAI Sting like a bee! 32240 COMBATAI Who's Jack Burton? 32241 COMBATAI Is it too much to ask for you to die?! 32242 COMBATAI Have you paid your dues, Jack? 32243 COMBATAI There's a problem with your face. 32244 COMBATAI The check is in the MAIL! 32245 COMBATAI Hell awaits you! 32246 COMBATAI Greet your ancestors for me! 32247 COMBATAI I am immortal! 32248 COMBATAI Chop-suey! 32249 COMBATAI Hai-YA! 32260 COMBATAI Feelin' kind of invincible! 32261 COMBATAI Give me your best shot. 32262 COMBATAI I can take it. 32263 COMBATAI You don't really know how to fight, do you? 32264 COMBATAI You call that fighting? 32265 COMBATAI ::yawns:: 32300 COMBATAI I have a wife and kids! 32301 COMBATAI Noo... it's my birthday! 32302 COMBATAI Ow... my spleen... 32303 COMBATAI Back to the hospital! 32304 COMBATAI Must... protect. .. spleen hole... 32305 COMBATAI Oh, my aching liver. 32320 COMBATAI Don't make me use the cheat knife. 32321 COMBATAI I am going to give you such a beat down... 32322 COMBATAI You eat little pieces of shit for breakfast? 32323 COMBATAI I'll kick your fucking ass. 32324 COMBATAI I'll cut you! 32325 COMBATAI I think that's all I have to say. 32340 COMBATAI Boom! 32341 COMBATAI I railed your ass! 32342 COMBATAI YEAH! 32343 COMBATAI Yeah, baby, yeah! 32344 COMBATAI You want some of this? 32345 COMBATAI Don't move that way! 32346 COMBATAI Shagadelic, bay-by! 32347 COMBATAI Oh, is that your face? 32348 COMBATAI You're a face full of ugly, aintcha? 32360 COMBATAI Missed my spleen! Ha ha! 32361 COMBATAI You SUCK! 32362 COMBATAI Ha ha! I rule! 32363 COMBATAI Give me a kiss, sweetness. 32364 COMBATAI Time to row, baby. 32365 COMBATAI I'll cut you! 32400 COMBATAI The face! Don't hit the face! 32401 COMBATAI My hair's ruined, you beast! 32402 COMBATAI Bastard! I'll sodomize you for that! 32403 COMBATAI I need a bigger gun! 32404 COMBATAI Waaaaaaaaaaa!!! 32405 COMBATAI AAGGH!! You shot me in the ass!! 32420 COMBATAI I'm gonna make you wish yer daddy pulled out early! 32421 COMBATAI Say...you've got a face like an arse! 32422 COMBATAI Let's see what you've got, dickcheese. 32423 COMBATAI Bend over and grab your ankles, bub! 32424 COMBATAI For Shane!! 32425 COMBATAI I'll try to make this as painful as possible. 32426 COMBATAI Mind if i break your kneecaps first? 32428 COMBATAI C'mon, little girl. Show me what you got. 32440 COMBATAI Hope you won't need that arm... 32441 COMBATAI Damn, that's gotta hurt, huh? 32442 COMBATAI Uf-da! 32443 COMBATAI I love the smell of blood in the morning... 32444 COMBATAI Boy, you are a bleeder, aren't ya? 32446 COMBATAI You broke the shirt, man!!!! 32447 COMBATAI Hot lead enema coming right up!! 32448 COMBATAI Eat this!! 32460 COMBATAI You shoot worse than my mom! 32461 COMBATAI Damn, you suck! 32462 COMBATAI Go back to L.A., ya puss! 32463 COMBATAI Want me to stand still for you? 32464 COMBATAI :::brapp::: 32465 COMBATAI Oh, good one... 32500 COMBATAI Holy gee, I wanted to lick 'em! 32501 COMBATAI La la la ... help! 32502 COMBATAI Ha ha OW! 32503 COMBATAI AT! AT! At at at at at! 32504 COMBATAI Ay carumba! 32505 COMBATAI Heeeelp! 32520 COMBATAI You don't want none o' this! 32521 COMBATAI Come get some! 32522 COMBATAI You want some of this? Huh? Huh? 32523 COMBATAI Come on! I'll rape you! 32524 COMBATAI You are SO dead. 32525 COMBATAI You just opened a whole can of whoopass. 32526 COMBATAI I got some for you, oh yeah. 32540 COMBATAI You gotta fight through that shit. 32541 COMBATAI ::sings:: 32542 COMBATAI Iii... will always love YOOUUUUU 32543 COMBATAI Can't we all just get along? 32544 COMBATAI You are SO dead. 32545 COMBATAI Bend over for a second... 32546 COMBATAI I got a present for you. 32547 COMBATAI You want a piece of me? 32548 COMBATAI He shoots... he scores! 32549 COMBATAI How about some lovin'? 32560 COMBATAI That's right! 32561 COMBATAI That's RIGHT! 32562 COMBATAI Ha ha ha! 32563 COMBATAI Do you ever get any better? 32564 COMBATAI Can't touch this! 32565 COMBATAI Ow! Ha ha... just kidding. 32600 COMBATAI Aiee! 32601 COMBATAI Next rank, step in! 32602 COMBATAI Fall back! 32603 COMBATAI Flee! Flee! 32604 COMBATAI Run away! 32620 COMBATAI Prepare to be dishonored. 32621 COMBATAI The pillars of heaven shake... 32622 COMBATAI ... the poison arrows fall... 32623 COMBATAI Here comes the Porkchop Express. 32624 COMBATAI We warned you... 32625 COMBATAI One ex-gaijin, coming up! 32626 COMBATAI Goodbye, dead one. 32640 COMBATAI Something for you... 32641 COMBATAI ... something for your mother... 32642 COMBATAI ...something for your father... 32643 COMBATAI ...something for your sister.... 32644 COMBATAI ... and something for your ancestors! 32645 COMBATAI Get out! 32646 COMBATAI Die! 32647 COMBATAI Goodbye! 32648 COMBATAI Let me dishonor you! 32649 COMBATAI Your presence offends me. 32660 COMBATAI It's all in the reflexes. 32661 COMBATAI Gaijin fool! 32662 COMBATAI ::sighs:: When do we fight someone GOOD? 32663 COMBATAI Is this ever going to end? 32664 COMBATAI When do you start hitting me? 32665 COMBATAI This is getting old... 32700 COMBATAI My face! My face! 32701 COMBATAI Star Father! Heal me! 32702 COMBATAI Ouch! I need some ice for my head 32710 COMBATAI Ow, my arm 32711 COMBATAI Ow! 32712 COMBATAI You broke my arm! 32720 COMBATAI Ow, my arm 32721 COMBATAI Wahhhh! 32722 COMBATAI By Hubbell! My arm! 32730 COMBATAI Ow! That really hurt! 32731 COMBATAI I think I'm gonna faint 32732 COMBATAI Ouch! 32733 COMBATAI Star Father! Help me! 32734 COMBATAI That hurt! 32735 COMBATAI Just leave me alone! 32736 COMBATAI Ohhh, pain! 32760 COMBATAI Ow, my leg! 32761 COMBATAI My knee! 32762 COMBATAI Ow! 32770 COMBATAI Ow, my tibia! 32771 COMBATAI My knee! 32772 COMBATAI Aaaarrrrggghhh! 32780 COMBATAI Ow!! My eyes! 32781 COMBATAI My face! My eyes! Arrrrgh! 32782 COMBATAI My eyes! 32790 COMBATAI Ooooooooo, my groin! Ooooooo... 32791 COMBATAI Oww...It burns! 32792 COMBATAI Urp! 32793 COMBATAI ::gasp:: 32794 COMBATAI I...can't...breathe... 32795 COMBATAI good thing... I'm already... sterile... 32800 COMBATAI Star Father! Help us! 32801 COMBATAI My anodynes! 32802 COMBATAI I want to live to see Quetzel! 32803 COMBATAI Eeek! 32804 COMBATAI Save our celebrities! 32805 COMBATAI AHS-9! Help us! 32820 COMBATAI I'm going to "adjust" you so hard... 32821 COMBATAI I'll be so glad when we leave your type behind... 32822 COMBATAI Too bad you won't see the future. 32823 COMBATAI Never defy the Star Father. 32824 COMBATAI Hubbell will smite you! 32825 COMBATAI We are the vengeance of the Star Father! 32826 COMBATAI Death to the uninitiated! 32828 COMBATAI Think of this as a different zeta-scan. 32840 COMBATAI You have dirty energy! 32841 COMBATAI For the Star Father! 32842 COMBATAI For Hubbell! 32843 COMBATAI For Quetzel! 32844 COMBATAI For AHS-9! 32845 COMBATAI Die, unwashed one! 32846 COMBATAI Sully not our sanctum! 32847 COMBATAI This is for AHS-9! 32860 COMBATAI Your energy is misaligned. 32861 COMBATAI If you were one of us, you'd've hit me. 32862 COMBATAI You have dirty energy. 32863 COMBATAI Do not strike a true believer! 32864 COMBATAI That will reset your anodynes! 32865 COMBATAI Impure one! 32900 COMBATAI I'm a movie star! 32901 COMBATAI Celebrity coming through! 32902 COMBATAI This isn't in the script! 32903 COMBATAI Star Father! Help! 32904 COMBATAI But I'm famous! 33000 COMBATAI Star Father! Help me! 33001 COMBATAI No! Not me! 33002 COMBATAI Please kill someone else! 33003 COMBATAI Don't kill me! I'm AHS-9! 33004 COMBATAI Guards! Help me! 33005 COMBATAI You can't kill me! I'm too important! 33020 COMBATAI You could've been one of us. 33021 COMBATAI The stupid always turn on their betters. 33022 COMBATAI Your impurity shines! 33023 COMBATAI If only you had taken the oaths... 33024 COMBATAI The Star Father will strike you down. 33025 COMBATAI You will never see planet Quetzel. 33026 COMBATAI You are a traitor to humanity's evolution. 33028 COMBATAI Unworthy and impure. 33040 COMBATAI My touch will purify you! 33041 COMBATAI I will strike you dead! 33042 COMBATAI In the name of Hubbell! 33043 COMBATAI For the glory of Star Father! 33044 COMBATAI Feel the wrath of Hubbell! 33045 COMBATAI This will optimize you! 33060 COMBATAI The Star Father saves me! 33061 COMBATAI Hubbell protects me! 33062 COMBATAI Your anodynes are clogged! 33063 COMBATAI Your energy is no good. 33064 COMBATAI Don't you know how to focus? 33100 COMBATAI Star Father! Help me! 33101 COMBATAI I'd rather be on Quetzel! 33102 COMBATAI Not me! Don't kill me! 33103 COMBATAI I'm just a lackey! 33104 COMBATAI I don't make the decisions! 33105 COMBATAI I'm not the one you want! 33120 COMBATAI I'd rather not do this... 33121 COMBATAI Are you sure you wouldn't rather give up? 33122 COMBATAI We can work this out, can't we? 33123 COMBATAI If AHS-9 says you're bad, you must be bad. 33124 COMBATAI For ... um... the glory of Hubbell! 33125 COMBATAI Fighting is bad for your anodynes... 33126 COMBATAI I'm no good at this threatening stuff. 33128 COMBATAI My apologies if I'm about to hurt you. 33140 COMBATAI Look out! 33141 COMBATAI ::he squints his eyes shut and attacks:: 33142 COMBATAI Here comes another attack... 33143 COMBATAI If you just run away, I wouldn't have to do this. 33144 COMBATAI Go on! Get out of here! 33145 COMBATAI Shoo! Shoo! 33146 COMBATAI Stop fighting! 33147 COMBATAI Hoooooooowdy ho! 33148 COMBATAI You smell like flowers. 33149 COMBATAI We can work this out! 33160 COMBATAI Why are you trying to hurt me? 33161 COMBATAI What have I ever done to you? 33162 COMBATAI We don't have to fight, you know! 33163 COMBATAI I don't want to hurt you! 33164 COMBATAI I don't want you to hurt me! 33165 COMBATAI Can we settle this like adults? 33200 COMBATAI I think you broke my jaw! 33201 COMBATAI My cheekbone! 33202 COMBATAI That'll leave an unpleasant scar. 33210 COMBATAI My writing hand! 33211 COMBATAI My elbow! 33212 COMBATAI Hey! Watch it! 33220 COMBATAI Ahhh! Aiee! Ahh! 33221 COMBATAI Wahhhh! 33222 COMBATAI Ow! My ulna!! 33230 COMBATAI I think you got my kidney! 33231 COMBATAI My solar plexus! 33232 COMBATAI ::panting:: 33233 COMBATAI Oooof! 33234 COMBATAI You don't have to do this... 33235 COMBATAI Okay, that hurt. 33236 COMBATAI Ohhh... owwww 33260 COMBATAI My fibia! 33261 COMBATAI My knee! 33262 COMBATAI Ow! 33270 COMBATAI Oooh, my femur! 33271 COMBATAI My knee! 33272 COMBATAI That'll be a limper.. 33280 COMBATAI I think you detached my retina! 33281 COMBATAI My aqueous humor! My vitreous humor! 33282 COMBATAI I'm blind! I'm blind! 33290 COMBATAI That's... that's... painful... 33291 COMBATAI Mother... 33292 COMBATAI ::whimper:: 33293 COMBATAI Sweet mother of GOD! 33294 COMBATAI Hmmm. Ow. Hmmm. 33295 COMBATAI I think I'll go into shock now. 36000 COMBATAI Gawd! That hit me in the head! 36001 COMBATAI Ow! My head! 36002 COMBATAI Oof! Kaga's head is on fire! 36010 COMBATAI My hand! 36011 COMBATAI Ow! Good thing I'm right handed 36012 COMBATAI Ow!! 36020 COMBATAI Ow, my arm 36021 COMBATAI You broke my arm! 36022 COMBATAI You're gonna regret that! 36030 COMBATAI (Grunt!) 36031 COMBATAI It's only a flesh wound! 36032 COMBATAI Grrr! 36033 COMBATAI You're gonna regret that! 36034 COMBATAI You should stop while you're ahead! 36035 COMBATAI Good shot. My turn 36060 COMBATAI Ow, my leg 36061 COMBATAI You're gonna pay for that! 36062 COMBATAI Ah! MY LEG! 36070 COMBATAI My leg! 36071 COMBATAI Unh! Aiming a little low aren't you? 36072 COMBATAI You weren't trying to hit my leg were you!?! 36080 COMBATAI Damn blood in my eyes! 36081 COMBATAI My eye! You'll pay for that one! 36082 COMBATAI Bastard! 36090 COMBATAI Oooooo, time out, I have to pick something up 36091 COMBATAI Ooo! Kaga gotta learn that move... 36092 COMBATAI Urg! Petey! You OK down there? 36093 COMBATAI That...wheeeeze...hurt! 36094 COMBATAI Urp! 36095 COMBATAI Gasp! 36100 COMBATAI We will meet again! 36101 COMBATAI I'll be back... 36102 COMBATAI I have never been beaten before! 36103 COMBATAI I will dedicate myself to hunting you down! 36104 COMBATAI You ain't heard the last of me! 36105 COMBATAI You'll pay for this -- later! 36120 COMBATAI I should have been the Chosen One! 36121 COMBATAI Arroyo will regret casting me out 36122 COMBATAI I will have my revenge on YOU! 36123 COMBATAI Kaga will send you to the next life 36124 COMBATAI Another Chosen One to kill! 36140 COMBATAI Your momma's not here to help you 36141 COMBATAI I'm gonna enjoy this 36142 COMBATAI Oooo, that gotta hurt! 36143 COMBATAI I'm gonna take your head back to the Elder 36144 COMBATAI I'm gonna eat your liver! 36145 COMBATAI Hope you don't die as quick as the others 36146 COMBATAI Another Chosen One to kill! 36147 COMBATAI Die! 36148 COMBATAI Scream for me 36160 COMBATAI You cannot hurt me! 36161 COMBATAI The spirits are protecting me. 36162 COMBATAI Hope that ain't your best shot. 36163 COMBATAI Bwahaha. Kaga didn't even have to duck! 36164 COMBATAI You can't kill what you can't hit! 36165 COMBATAI Too slow! 36200 COMBATAI We will meet again! 36201 COMBATAI I'll be back... 36202 COMBATAI You cannot kill the Great Kaga! 36203 COMBATAI You are in luck! Kaga has business elsewhere 36204 COMBATAI You and Kaga will meet again 36205 COMBATAI You'll pay for this -- later! 36220 COMBATAI After I kill you, I will burn Arroyo to the ground! 36221 COMBATAI I am to be feared by all 36222 COMBATAI Kaga will have your head for a trophy 36223 COMBATAI Surrender and I'll make your death quick 36240 COMBATAI Feel the wrath of Kaga! 36241 COMBATAI Don't bother screaming for mercy... 36242 COMBATAI I'm gonna enjoy this 36243 COMBATAI Oooo, Kaga felt that one from here 36244 COMBATAI I'm gonna take your head back to the Elder 36245 COMBATAI I'm gonna carve your heart out with a spoon! 36246 COMBATAI Hope you don't die as quick as the others 36247 COMBATAI Another Chosen One to kill! 36248 COMBATAI Die! 36249 COMBATAI Scream for me 36260 COMBATAI You cannot hurt me! 36261 COMBATAI The spirits are protecting me. 36262 COMBATAI Hope that ain't your best shot. 36263 COMBATAI Bwahaha. Kaga didn't even have to duck! 36264 COMBATAI You can't kill what you can't hit! 36265 COMBATAI Too slow! 36300 COMBATAI This is getting to be a bad habit 36301 COMBATAI Kaga needs more training 36302 COMBATAI I'll be back. Yada yada yada I'm gonna kill you 36303 COMBATAI You are in luck! Kaga has business elsewhere 36304 COMBATAI You and Kaga will meet again 36305 COMBATAI You'll pay for this -- later! 36320 COMBATAI Kaga and the Chosen One meet again 36321 COMBATAI Let's end this 36322 COMBATAI You will regret ever hearing the name Kaga! 36323 COMBATAI My skills have increased since we last met 36340 COMBATAI Feel the wrath of Kaga! 36341 COMBATAI I'm gonna enjoy this 36342 COMBATAI Oooo, Kaga felt that one from here 36343 COMBATAI I'm gonna take your head back to the Elder 36344 COMBATAI I'm gonna carve your heart out with a spoon! 36345 COMBATAI Hope you don't die as quick as the others 36346 COMBATAI Another Chosen One to kill! 36347 COMBATAI Die! 36348 COMBATAI Scream for me 36360 COMBATAI You cannot hurt me! 36361 COMBATAI The spirits are protecting me. 36362 COMBATAI Hope that ain't your best shot. 36363 COMBATAI Bwahaha. Kaga didn't even have to duck! 36364 COMBATAI You can't kill what you can't hit! 36365 COMBATAI Too slow! 36400 COMBATAI This is getting to be a bad habit 36401 COMBATAI Kaga needs more training 36402 COMBATAI This is not the last you will see of Kaga 36403 COMBATAI You are in luck! Kaga has business elsewhere 36404 COMBATAI You and Kaga will meet again 36405 COMBATAI You'll pay for this -- later! 36420 COMBATAI The Chosen One will never return to Arroyo! 36421 COMBATAI Kaga will crush you! 36422 COMBATAI Kaga fears no one! 36423 COMBATAI Let Kaga teach you new skills he has learned 36440 COMBATAI Feel the wrath of Kaga! 36441 COMBATAI Hold still so Kaga can get a good shot 36442 COMBATAI I'm gonna enjoy this 36443 COMBATAI Oooo, Kaga felt that one from here 36444 COMBATAI I'm gonna take your head back to the Elder 36445 COMBATAI I'm gonna carve your heart out with a spoon! 36446 COMBATAI Hope you don't die as quick as the others 36447 COMBATAI Another Chosen One to kill! 36448 COMBATAI Die! 36449 COMBATAI Scream for me 36460 COMBATAI You cannot hurt me! 36461 COMBATAI The spirits are protecting me. 36462 COMBATAI Hope that ain't your best shot. 36463 COMBATAI Bwahaha. Kaga didn't even have to duck! 36464 COMBATAI You can't kill what you can't hit! 36465 COMBATAI Too slow! 36520 COMBATAI Kaga is ready for you now 36521 COMBATAI You are no match for Kaga 36522 COMBATAI Kaga will send you to next life 36523 COMBATAI Kaga gonna miss you 36540 COMBATAI Feel the wrath of Kaga! 36541 COMBATAI Kaga will be famous for killing you 36542 COMBATAI I'm gonna enjoy this 36543 COMBATAI Oooo, Kaga felt that one from here 36544 COMBATAI I'm gonna take your head back to the Elder 36545 COMBATAI It ends here Chosen One 36546 COMBATAI Kaga has to kill you now 36547 COMBATAI Die! 36548 COMBATAI Scream for me 36560 COMBATAI You cannot hurt me! 36561 COMBATAI The spirits are protecting me. 36562 COMBATAI Hope that ain't your best shot. 36563 COMBATAI Bwahaha. Kaga didn't even have to duck! 36564 COMBATAI You can't kill what you can't hit! 36565 COMBATAI Too slow! 36600 COMBATAI Ahhhgh! My face! 36601 COMBATAI My face! You shall suffer! 36602 COMBATAI Ahhhgh! I rend you into bits! 36610 COMBATAI Ahhhgh! 36611 COMBATAI Ow! You almost hurt Chosen! 36612 COMBATAI Ahhhgh! I snap your neck for that! 36620 COMBATAI Ahhhgh! 36621 COMBATAI Ow! You almost hurt Chosen! 36622 COMBATAI Ahhhgh! I snap your neck for that! 36630 COMBATAI Oof! 36631 COMBATAI Grrr! 36632 COMBATAI I kill you for that! 36633 COMBATAI You no hurt me when you dead! 36634 COMBATAI I laugh at your feeble attack! 36635 COMBATAI Oh! 36636 COMBATAI I'm gonna dip you! 36637 COMBATAI Grrr! You anger me 36638 COMBATAI Agh! 36639 COMBATAI I will return this pain to you! 36640 COMBATAI Oof! 36641 COMBATAI Ouch! 36642 COMBATAI Hmm, you might be trouble 36643 COMBATAI Grrr! I look forward to your death 36644 COMBATAI You can hurt me but you cannot win! 36645 COMBATAI Ow! That wasn't good idea to hurt me 36660 COMBATAI Ahhhgh! My leg 36661 COMBATAI You call that pain? I laugh! 36662 COMBATAI Ahhhgh! I snap your neck for that! 36670 COMBATAI Ahhhgh! My leg 36671 COMBATAI You call that pain? I laugh! 36672 COMBATAI Ahhhgh! I shall snap your neck for that! 36680 COMBATAI Ahhhgh! Miserable human! I am blind! 36681 COMBATAI Ahhhgh! Pain! What have you done! 36682 COMBATAI Ahhhgh! I will torture you many days! 36690 COMBATAI That is human weakness! 36691 COMBATAI You call that pain? I laugh! 36692 COMBATAI You are stupid, human! 36693 COMBATAI Why you attack me there? 36694 COMBATAI I will hurt you for many hours 36695 COMBATAI Why you attack me there? 36700 COMBATAI Run! 36701 COMBATAI You will not kill me! 36702 COMBATAI I will be back! 36703 COMBATAI My friends get you for me! 36704 COMBATAI You pay for this -- later! 36705 COMBATAI We are Chosen! You die later! 36720 COMBATAI Your death comes! 36721 COMBATAI Those who bother Chosen, bother no one again! 36722 COMBATAI Human weapons cannot harm me! 36723 COMBATAI You will suffer, suffer great! 36724 COMBATAI When I fight, I kill! 36725 COMBATAI Who is stupid enough to anger us? 36726 COMBATAI I see enemies to destroy! 36727 COMBATAI You will suffer, suffer great! 36740 COMBATAI Now you die 36741 COMBATAI Nobody save you now! 36742 COMBATAI Let me see your pain! 36743 COMBATAI Now you die burning death! 36744 COMBATAI Die Human Fool! 36745 COMBATAI Now you die a screaming death 36746 COMBATAI Suffer! 36747 COMBATAI Now I crush you 36748 COMBATAI You cannot fight the Chosen! 36749 COMBATAI Suffer, human! 36760 COMBATAI Why do you struggle? 36761 COMBATAI Is that best humans can do! 36762 COMBATAI You have no power! 36763 COMBATAI You make me laugh hard! 36764 COMBATAI Was that an attack? 36765 COMBATAI We are the Chosen! 36800 COMBATAI Now I know why you're wanted 36801 COMBATAI I'll be back 36802 COMBATAI This isn't the last you'll see of me 36803 COMBATAI The good guys are supposed to win 36804 COMBATAI Why don't we talk about this 36805 COMBATAI Mom was right. A person can get killed doing this 36806 COMBATAI I think I'll take up pig farming 36807 COMBATAI The reward isn't worth dying for 36808 COMBATAI Please let me go 36809 COMBATAI Can't we all just get along 36810 COMBATAI Don't kill me, I have a family 36811 COMBATAI Can't spend the reward money if I'm dead 36812 COMBATAI You are a ruthless killer! 36813 COMBATAI Damn! I already spent my share of the reward money 36814 COMBATAI It can't end like this 36815 COMBATAI Somebody help me! 36816 COMBATAI I'm supposed to be hunting you 36817 COMBATAI I have money. Let me go and it's yours 36818 COMBATAI Hell has just frozen over 36819 COMBATAI Damn you're good 36820 COMBATAI Do you know how long I've been searching for you? 36821 COMBATAI You're wanted DEAD 36822 COMBATAI Surrender and I'll kill you quickly 36823 COMBATAI I've been tracking you for days 36824 COMBATAI I could sure use that reward money 36825 COMBATAI I'm gonna tear your heart out 36826 COMBATAI You're head is worth quite a bit 36827 COMBATAI I'm gonna enjoy killing a bastard like you 36828 COMBATAI Did you think you'd get away with killing the innocent? 36829 COMBATAI Scum like you deserve to die 36830 COMBATAI Prepare to die 36831 COMBATAI I'm gonna send you straight to hell 36832 COMBATAI There's quite a reward on your head 36833 COMBATAI Don't take this personally, but I'm gonna kill you now 36834 COMBATAI Another day another murderer 36835 COMBATAI You have to pay for your crimes 36836 COMBATAI I hear you like to kill innocent people 36837 COMBATAI Let's see how good you really are 36838 COMBATAI A life for a life. That's how it works around here 36839 COMBATAI Did you know you're worth more dead than alive? 36840 COMBATAI Killing ain't so easy when your opponent shoots back 36841 COMBATAI Try this on for size 36842 COMBATAI I just need your head, you can keep the rest 36843 COMBATAI Not so fun when you're doing the dying is it? 36844 COMBATAI The reward is as good as mine 36845 COMBATAI You're not so tough 36846 COMBATAI This is gonna hurt you more than it does me 36847 COMBATAI I love my job 36848 COMBATAI I think it's fate meeting like this 36849 COMBATAI I wanna see what the inside of you looks like 36850 COMBATAI Your mommy ain't here to save you 36851 COMBATAI Here's a gift from the people you murdered 36852 COMBATAI Do you feel lucky? 36853 COMBATAI Catch 36854 COMBATAI Die! 36855 COMBATAI No mercy! 36856 COMBATAI You'd better start praying 36857 COMBATAI I'm sorry I have to do this. Just kidding 36858 COMBATAI Prepare to die 36859 COMBATAI I hope you made out a will 36860 COMBATAI Whoa! Be careful with that you might hurt someone 36861 COMBATAI Hey now! That almost hit me 36862 COMBATAI Would it help if I painted a target on myself 36863 COMBATAI Not even close 36864 COMBATAI Excuse me, were you aiming at me? 36865 COMBATAI That rock you hit wasn't even armed 36866 COMBATAI I hope that wasn't your best shot 36867 COMBATAI This is going to be easier than I thought 36868 COMBATAI You better put that thing down before you hurt yourself 36869 COMBATAI Ha! You missed me 36870 COMBATAI Close, but not close enough 36871 COMBATAI You should try aiming next time 36872 COMBATAI My mother's a better shot than you 36873 COMBATAI Your hands must be shaking pretty hard for you to miss 36874 COMBATAI Now that was a wild shot 36875 COMBATAI I didn't even have to dodge that one 36876 COMBATAI Looks like you need more practice 36877 COMBATAI Now that was a fatal mistake 36878 COMBATAI Either I'm lucky or you're a bad shot 36879 COMBATAI The safest spot to be is right in front of you 40000 COMBATAI Spirits want out of skull, oh mahn de skull hurt! 40001 COMBATAI De dark come early now. 40002 COMBATAI Pretty scar on me face now. 40003 COMBATAI That almost broke Grampy-bone 40004 COMBATAI Hah, Grampy-bone stop most of blow! 40005 COMBATAI Sulik not need de teeth. 40006 COMBATAI Sulik still have one ear to hear de pain! 40007 COMBATAI Grampy-bone fall out, must find de Grampy! 40008 COMBATAI Can you hear de spirit-bells ringing 40009 COMBATAI You see de bright night-stars too? 40010 COMBATAI Me bone so white. 40011 COMBATAI Still de weapon can be used. 40012 COMBATAI One arm is extra for de man. 40013 COMBATAI Unngg. 40014 COMBATAI That not hurt...much. 40015 COMBATAI Sulik, be thinkin' that you not want to hurt him. 40016 COMBATAI Sulik now be takin' de turn. 40017 COMBATAI Now we see how you and we like dat. 40018 COMBATAI Sulik not need all de fingas. 40019 COMBATAI Big de scar on me arm. 40020 COMBATAI Now we be takin' your arm too. 40021 COMBATAI Tiny rat-brother be hittin' me harder. 40022 COMBATAI Sulik wonder, is mosquito season now? 40023 COMBATAI We not feel de pain...yet. 40024 COMBATAI Uh, oh. Sulik not feel de fingers. 40025 COMBATAI Grampy-bone tell de we to be strong. 40026 COMBATAI Go home and not hit us in de arm again! 40027 COMBATAI Your heart be not in de fight! 40028 COMBATAI You hurt de arm dat we roll with. 40029 COMBATAI We only need de one arm for you. 40030 COMBATAI Oof! 40031 COMBATAI De air not come so easy now. 40032 COMBATAI We feel warm and sleepy now. 40033 COMBATAI We share too much blood now. 40034 COMBATAI Grampy-bone show us de way! 40035 COMBATAI We and I not killed so easy. 40036 COMBATAI We not feel any pain from that. 40037 COMBATAI De spirits make us strong. 40038 COMBATAI You not hurt de inner heart dat way. 40039 COMBATAI Sulik have too much blood anyway. 40040 COMBATAI We think you not at peace wit us. 40041 COMBATAI De legs, day feel like day be gone. 40042 COMBATAI Hard to breath or us as if we be takin' de dragon-hit. 40043 COMBATAI We think dis not so good. 40044 COMBATAI Grampy-bone say this what insides look like. 40045 COMBATAI De lizard-bro' dat we eat before, wants out now. 40046 COMBATAI We like de insides just de way day are man! 40047 COMBATAI We never get used to dis part. 40048 COMBATAI Grampy-bone say de spirits don't want us yet. 40049 COMBATAI You do de bad ting to us. 40050 COMBATAI We and I had de bad tings happen to us. 40051 COMBATAI We not want do red, red, wine come out. 40052 COMBATAI You hurt us, we be hurtin' you back. 40053 COMBATAI Aiiiiiieeeeee! 40054 COMBATAI Shing-ding-ding! 40055 COMBATAI De dark-spirit ride on our shoulder. 40056 COMBATAI De sky so bright now. 40057 COMBATAI Grampy-bone not be lettin' us die. 40058 COMBATAI We not be feelin' so mellow. 40059 COMBATAI We and I have de hole goin' true de middle. 40060 COMBATAI We not be doin' de spirit dance now. 40061 COMBATAI Oh man, you tear off de toe. 40062 COMBATAI De foot burn us now. 40063 COMBATAI We kick rock, hurt us more dan you. 40064 COMBATAI We only be needin' de one leg to kill you, man. 40065 COMBATAI We not need to be workin' now. 40066 COMBATAI We see how you be likin' de limp. 40067 COMBATAI Oh dat hurt us. 40068 COMBATAI Aaaaiiiiieeeeeee! 40069 COMBATAI We be needin' some serious herb now. 40070 COMBATAI We not be movin and groovin' now, man. 40071 COMBATAI Where de herb when we need it? 40072 COMBATAI You have to be hurtin' for dat one now. 40073 COMBATAI Leg-bone white as Grampy-bone. 40074 COMBATAI De leg be hurtin' us now. 40075 COMBATAI Dat not be nice to my leg. 40076 COMBATAI Grampy-bone send de pains to your leg now. 40077 COMBATAI We not be doin' the limbo man, can't get as low as we can. 40078 COMBATAI We want to be jumpin' man. 40079 COMBATAI You want to be makin' our leg nice and smooth? 40080 COMBATAI It be dark now. 40081 COMBATAI We still hear you. 40082 COMBATAI Grampy-bone still see you. 40083 COMBATAI You take eye, Sulik take life. 40084 COMBATAI You punctured our eye. That be hurtin' us. 40085 COMBATAI Hah, you leave me de one eye still. 40086 COMBATAI We still see you, in our mind. 40087 COMBATAI We become more powerful than you can imagine now, man. 40088 COMBATAI We be seein' clear for de first time now bro'. 40089 COMBATAI Grampy-bone do de seein' for us now. 40090 COMBATAI Unnh!. 40091 COMBATAI We be livin' in de women's hut now. 40092 COMBATAI Aaiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee! 40093 COMBATAI We not be needin' more kids anyhow. 40094 COMBATAI You not be makin' our wives happy wit dat. 40095 COMBATAI We think you hit us here because you're small. 40096 COMBATAI You aim for our big target, man. 40097 COMBATAI Grampy-bone say we cut you off and make de sandwich for you. 40098 COMBATAI We need a little off de top anyway. 40099 COMBATAI We and I need some more o' de herb now, man. 40100 COMBATAI Sulik come back with bigger weapon. 40101 COMBATAI Sulik's magic weak. 40102 COMBATAI Bad magic too strong. 40103 COMBATAI Ancestor warn Sulik to leave. 40104 COMBATAI Sulik have urgent appointment elsewhere. 40105 COMBATAI Sulik need to go now. 40106 COMBATAI Sulik need to bleed lizard now. 40107 COMBATAI Sulik confuse enemy by leaving now. 40108 COMBATAI Sulik goes to get help. 40109 COMBATAI Run away! 40110 COMBATAI Sulik think this fight not worth it. 40111 COMBATAI Sulik have bad feeling about this. 40112 COMBATAI Sulik come back later. 40113 COMBATAI Sulik need to take little break. 40114 COMBATAI Sulik go watch rear for attack. 40115 COMBATAI Sulik advance in reverse. 40116 COMBATAI Sulik not afraid of men, but these are evil demons! 40117 COMBATAI Sulik not fight demons-who-walk-as-men. 40118 COMBATAI Sulik not have lucky Gecko-claw, must find. 40119 COMBATAI Sulik forget something, be back soon. 40120 COMBATAI Yah, man, can you feel de rythym? 40121 COMBATAI We got de power now! 40122 COMBATAI We and I have de strong magic now. 40123 COMBATAI Grampy-bone can taste your fear. 40124 COMBATAI We be ready to eat of your heart. 40125 COMBATAI We be smellin' de fear on you, man. 40126 COMBATAI Sulik be singin' de battle-song. 40127 COMBATAI De spirits, day watchen' over us now. 40128 COMBATAI We be watchin' you go down. 40129 COMBATAI You be takin' de long walk, man. 40130 COMBATAI De old-bones be eatin' your soul soon. 40131 COMBATAI We be havin' de seven-demon bags! 40132 COMBATAI Come to us now, man. 40133 COMBATAI We be crushin' you into de jelly now. 40134 COMBATAI We be breakin' you up. 40135 COMBATAI We bring de pain to you and yours. 40136 COMBATAI De pain come on you now, man. 40137 COMBATAI We be shooing you away now, man. 40138 COMBATAI You best be runnin'. 40139 COMBATAI We be ready to take a few heads now, man. 40140 COMBATAI We be crushin' you. 40141 COMBATAI Grampy say we must be killin' now! 40142 COMBATAI Grampy be lovin' de sound o' bone crunchin, man. 40143 COMBATAI Grampy-bone be helpin' me now! 40144 COMBATAI The spirits be helpin' me now! 40145 COMBATAI You and me be watchin' all de blood fly now. 40146 COMBATAI We make de friend for Grampy-bone out of your bones! 40147 COMBATAI Grampy-bone be tellin' us to do de killin' dis time. 40148 COMBATAI We be startin' to do de hurt-dance. 40149 COMBATAI We be startin' de bad dance on de enemy-head now, man. 40150 COMBATAI We be lettin' de bad hatred out to play. 40151 COMBATAI Grampy be wonderin' what color de bad-blood is. 40152 COMBATAI U-Suthuuuuu! 40153 COMBATAI We be washin' de spear in your blood. 40154 COMBATAI We be wantin' de fresh meat, we be glad you here. 40155 COMBATAI You want next dance wit Grampy and us? 40156 COMBATAI We be here to dance. 40157 COMBATAI We do be ready to do da hurtin'. 40158 COMBATAI We be gettin' a taste for your blood now. 40159 COMBATAI Grampy-bone be tellin' us to kill and den be killin' again. 40160 COMBATAI We be havin' de stronger magic. 40161 COMBATAI We be safe from de-man here. 40162 COMBATAI Sulik have strong magic. 40163 COMBATAI We have de best magic. 40164 COMBATAI You not be hittin' us. 40165 COMBATAI Grampy-bone make you miss. 40166 COMBATAI You attack like de little girl. 40167 COMBATAI You be attackin' us or some spirits near us? 40168 COMBATAI You be aimin' at us? Really? 40169 COMBATAI You be needin' more o' de sacred herb, man. 40170 COMBATAI We make de happy at you for missin' us. 40171 COMBATAI You be confused about what you're doin'? 40172 COMBATAI You best be practicin'. 40173 COMBATAI We be wonderin' what that was? 40174 COMBATAI You make us laugh. 40175 COMBATAI We tink think you should go back to hunting de mice until you be knowin' more. 40176 COMBATAI Grampy-bone wonder why de bad-ones so stupid. 40178 COMBATAI We be wonderin' if you be wantin' to start over. 40179 COMBATAI We tink you must be dumber than you be lookin', but Grampy-bone not be thinkin' that possible. 40800 COMBATAI *Nffff* 40801 COMBATAI *Hrkkk*...Gotta...head wound...here... 40802 COMBATAI *Nfff* Nearly...took...*nfff*...my head clean off... 40803 COMBATAI Head...hurts...like...the...devil... 40804 COMBATAI Nearly...nearly got me...with that one...head spinning... 40805 COMBATAI Can't...black out...gotta stay conscious... 40806 COMBATAI Another hit to the head like that, an' I'm a goner... 40807 COMBATAI Thank god for that metal plate in my head, or I'd be dead... 40810 COMBATAI Dammit! I got knifed in that arm back in '03! 40811 COMBATAI *Hrkkkk* Left arm...hurts like the devil... 40812 COMBATAI Left arm's...useless... 40813 COMBATAI Think that broke...my arm... 40814 COMBATAI Can't...feel my left arm... 40815 COMBATAI *Nfff*...nice try...my arm's...taken worse... 40816 COMBATAI *Nfff*...just my arm...it's just my arm... 40817 COMBATAI *Nfff*...another...damn arm wound... 40818 COMBATAI Dislocated my goddamn arm... 40820 COMBATAI Dammit! I got shot in that arm back in '01! 40821 COMBATAI *Hrkkkk*...right arm's...useless... 40822 COMBATAI *Nffff*...nice try...my arm's...taken worse... 40823 COMBATAI Think that broke my arm... 40824 COMBATAI Can't...feel my right arm... 40825 COMBATAI *Nfff*...just my arm...it's just my arm... 40826 COMBATAI Gonna...need...some...more...arm protection... 40827 COMBATAI *Nfff*...another...damn arm wound... 40828 COMBATAI Dislocated my goddamn arm... 40830 COMBATAI *Hrrrk* 40831 COMBATAI *Hrkkk*...nearly got my damn spleen... 40832 COMBATAI Feels like that shattered some ribs... 40833 COMBATAI *Nffff*...gotta stay conscious...heart pounding... 40834 COMBATAI Can't...black out...gotta stay conscious... 40835 COMBATAI Hell, a chest wound... 40836 COMBATAI Hit opened up that old chest wound... 40837 COMBATAI Gonna need some extra stitches across my chest... 40838 COMBATAI *Unffff*...knocked...the wind outta me... 40839 COMBATAI *Hrkkk*...dammit...chest...wound...damn...heart's seizing up... 40840 COMBATAI Keep breathing, Cassidy...just a chest wound... 40841 COMBATAI *Nfffff*...that rattled...some organs loose... 40842 COMBATAI Shrapnel...in my chest...protected me some... 40843 COMBATAI Gonna...*hrkkk*...need...some...more...chest armor... 40844 COMBATAI *Unfffff* 40845 COMBATAI *Unffff* Another...goddamn chest wound... 40846 COMBATAI *Nfff* Need some help...I've been hit in the chest...bad... 40847 COMBATAI Anybody got some stims?! I've taken a hit in the chest! 40848 COMBATAI *Unnffff* That snapped a rib...or two... 40849 COMBATAI *Nfff* 40850 COMBATAI *Hrkkkk* 40851 COMBATAI Chest wound...heart's pounding... 40852 COMBATAI *Hrnnn*...chest's...gonna need a lotta stitches... 40853 COMBATAI Think...my lung's been pierced... 40854 COMBATAI Ignore the pain, Cassidy...it's just a chest wound...hang in there... 40855 COMBATAI *Urkkkk* that hit...heart's...pounding... 40856 COMBATAI That took some meat outta my shoulder... 40857 COMBATAI *Unnnffff*...stomach... 40858 COMBATAI Felt my spine crack... 40859 COMBATAI Felt a rib snap... 40860 COMBATAI Dammit! I got shot in that leg back in '99. 40861 COMBATAI *Nfff*...nice...try...my leg's taken worse. 40862 COMBATAI That opened up the old wound in my leg... 40863 COMBATAI Gonna have to keep off my right leg... 40864 COMBATAI *Nffff*...right leg's...useless... 40865 COMBATAI Can't...feel...my right leg... 40866 COMBATAI *Nfff*...another...goddamn leg wound... 40867 COMBATAI That fucked my knee up good... 40870 COMBATAI Dammit! I got shot in that leg back in '95. 40871 COMBATAI *Nfff*...nice...try...my leg's taken worse. 40872 COMBATAI That opened up the old wound in my leg... 40873 COMBATAI Gonna have to keep off my left leg... 40874 COMBATAI *Nffff*...left leg's...useless... 40875 COMBATAI Can't...feel...my left leg... 40876 COMBATAI *Nff*...another...goddamn leg wound... 40877 COMBATAI That fucked my knee up good... 40880 COMBATAI *Hrrrkkk* 40881 COMBATAI *Hrnnn*...my...eye... 40882 COMBATAI You...only got...*Nfff*...one of my eyes. *Hrkkk* I'm gonna get...both of yours. 40883 COMBATAI My eye...can't see... 40884 COMBATAI Can't see...just red... 40885 COMBATAI I don't...need...to see you...to kill you... 40886 COMBATAI Thank god that eye was fake... 40890 COMBATAI Hitting me in the balls...THAT'S a new one. 40891 COMBATAI Hell, you got my family jewels! 40892 COMBATAI No hitting below the belt! 40893 COMBATAI My pecker's taken worse. 40894 COMBATAI Hit me in the jimmy again, and I'm gonna kill you twice. 40895 COMBATAI *Hrrrkkk* 40896 COMBATAI *Nffff* 40897 COMBATAI I'm gonna have to get a cup if this keeps up. 40898 COMBATAI Stay away from my groin, you bastard! 40899 COMBATAI *Hrrrkk...we playing...rochambeau...?! 40900 COMBATAI Gotta fall back... 40901 COMBATAI Last time I get into a fight without more body armor. 40902 COMBATAI Next time for you, you sonuvabitch... 40903 COMBATAI Next time I'm packing a goddamn rocket launcher...and more stims. 40904 COMBATAI If I was just twenty years younger, I coulda made it through this fight... 40905 COMBATAI Bastards really working me over... 40906 COMBATAI Thought that damn yellow streak of mine had faded... 40907 COMBATAI True grit is knowing when to haul ass. 40908 COMBATAI Gotta know when to hold 'em, when to fold 'em, and when to run away. 40909 COMBATAI Gotta get to some cover... 40910 COMBATAI Wait 'til I get my second wind... 40911 COMBATAI Goddamn old war wound's opened up again... 40912 COMBATAI Sorry, friend, I can't take much more of this... 40920 COMBATAI You got about ten seconds to surrender... 40921 COMBATAI Seems we're always getting into one scrap after another... 40922 COMBATAI Time to correct another mistake of mother nature... 40923 COMBATAI The bomb shoulda weeded all you trash out... 40924 COMBATAI I'm gonna beat your sorry ass into oblivion. 40925 COMBATAI Dirty sonuvabitch... 40926 COMBATAI *Huf*...I...*Huf*...need more...*Huf*.... action points. 40927 COMBATAI You're gonna be a long time dying... 40928 COMBATAI You're one dead sonuvabitch to pick a fight with us... 40929 COMBATAI Time for Cassidy to show you how we do things in the big city... 40940 COMBATAI Wish I had a limit break... 40941 COMBATAI Gonna knock out your teeth and use 'em as dice... 40942 COMBATAI Nothing wrong with you a critical to the eyes won't cure. 40943 COMBATAI Gonna kill you, then kill you again... 40944 COMBATAI I got your number, you little cocksucker... 40945 COMBATAI You're a stubborn one... 40946 COMBATAI Yellow-gut summabitch... 40947 COMBATAI You ain't got the sand to take me down... 40948 COMBATAI Gonna whale the holy, howling tar outta you... 40949 COMBATAI Ain't used to someone who fights back, are you? 40950 COMBATAI Nothing like breaking bones to make a man feel alive... 40951 COMBATAI Don't worry, I'll comfort your widow when you're gone... 40952 COMBATAI Looks like you could profit from a beating or two... 40953 COMBATAI Time to put you out of your misery... 40954 COMBATAI Time to do a little genetic weeding... 40955 COMBATAI Hope you got your grave all picked out... 40956 COMBATAI If you're looking to die, you came to the right place. 40957 COMBATAI Gonna grind you into a thin red paste... 40958 COMBATAI I'm gonna reduce you to an undertaker's nightmare. 40959 COMBATAI Gonna blast you into ground round... 40960 COMBATAI Looks like your bark is worse than your bite... 40961 COMBATAI Not today, friend. 40962 COMBATAI You're slower than a dead turtle. 40963 COMBATAI Sand in your eyes? 40964 COMBATAI You aim to please. I shoot to kill. 40965 COMBATAI You ain't got the sand to take me down. 40966 COMBATAI Looks like you're stupid AND blind. 40967 COMBATAI Missed me by a few % points. 40968 COMBATAI You must be one wall-eyed sonuvabitch 40969 COMBATAI Yer aim's off. Next turn, it's gonna be your head. 40970 COMBATAI Hell, I'm a fossil, an' I can hit better than you. 40971 COMBATAI Too bad YOU can't reload the game and try again... 40972 COMBATAI That woulda connected if you had some skill. 40973 COMBATAI Some advice: Next time, hit the target you're aiming at. 40974 COMBATAI Close one... 40975 COMBATAI Close one, but no cigar. 40976 COMBATAI You ain't gonna get a second chance. 40977 COMBATAI Slow ass sonuvabitch... 40978 COMBATAI Looks like Cassidy's gonna have to show you how we do things in the big city. 40979 COMBATAI Looks like you need to lay off the sauce before getting' inta combat. 41200 COMBATAI My brains hurt. 41201 COMBATAI Dare goath by doath! 41202 COMBATAI You hurt my ass-neck. 41203 COMBATAI I see stars. 41204 COMBATAI Oh dear, I think I lost more hair. 41205 COMBATAI That crunch couldn't have been good. 41206 COMBATAI Just a little more off the top. 41207 COMBATAI You crunched my face! 41208 COMBATAI Have a piece of my mind. 41209 COMBATAI Uh, oh. I can't remember anything. 41210 COMBATAI My breaststroke's never going to be the same. 41211 COMBATAI Hah, hah. Wrong arm, ya' putz! 41212 COMBATAI Ack! That hurt. 41213 COMBATAI Medic! Oh, that's me. Heh, heh. 41214 COMBATAI That hand was going bad anyhow. 41215 COMBATAI Youch! 41216 COMBATAI You disarmed me! 41217 COMBATAI I only need one finger for you. 41218 COMBATAI There goes my thumb! 41219 COMBATAI That skin was starting to rot anyway. 41220 COMBATAI That's really going to effect my swing. 41221 COMBATAI Geepers that hurt! 41222 COMBATAI You disarmed me! 41223 COMBATAI There goes my game of eight-ball. 41224 COMBATAI That's gonna kill me on the court. 41225 COMBATAI No more fastball for me. 41226 COMBATAI You broke my brittle bones! 41227 COMBATAI That crunching sound isn't good. 41228 COMBATAI I really like my elbow the way it was. 41229 COMBATAI Damn, there go some fingers. 41230 COMBATAI Medic! I need a...Oh, that's me. Oops. 41231 COMBATAI I've got ribs. 41232 COMBATAI Arrrg! My spleen! 41233 COMBATAI There goes my gall bladder! 41234 COMBATAI Heh, heh, went right through me, didn't feel a thing. 41235 COMBATAI Physician heal thyself. 41236 COMBATAI Uh, oh, that's a bad one. 41237 COMBATAI Hey, we've got a bleeder, and it's me! 41238 COMBATAI Anyone wanna see some anatomy? 41239 COMBATAI Nothing trims you down like a disembowelment. 41240 COMBATAI To understand life, you must fuck death...in the gallbladder. 41241 COMBATAI Arrrrrrgh! My spine. 41242 COMBATAI That's one way to lose ugly pounds and inches. 41243 COMBATAI My legs, I can't feel my legs! 41244 COMBATAI It's getting so cold all of a sudden. 41245 COMBATAI Not another damn scar. 41246 COMBATAI Like I really needed *that* flensing. 41247 COMBATAI Now, I'll have to patch my skin again. 41248 COMBATAI If my vital organs weren't already preserved in a jar that woulda hurt. 41249 COMBATAI I outa wrap that with clothe before flies get in there. 41250 COMBATAI Shit! I've got termites! 41251 COMBATAI I had no idea that I was so dry and brittle. 41252 COMBATAI Damn, anyone got some duct-tape? 41253 COMBATAI (Cough, cough, wheeeeeeeeze) 41254 COMBATAI Entry wound, exit wound, collect the hole set! 41255 COMBATAI Damn, I've been filleted. 41256 COMBATAI That was my bad side anyway. 41257 COMBATAI You cut my nipple off! 41258 COMBATAI No thanks, I've already shaved there. 41259 COMBATAI Even better than liposuction! 41260 COMBATAI That leg was going bad anyhow. 41261 COMBATAI Just call me stumpy. 41262 COMBATAI Just need a parrot and an eye-patch now. 41263 COMBATAI Gee, it feels as though it's still attached. 41264 COMBATAI Just call me gimpy. 41265 COMBATAI I don't need those toes anyhow. 41266 COMBATAI No more line dancing for this old ghoul. 41267 COMBATAI Shattered just like dry-rotted wood. 41268 COMBATAI I wonder if I can reattach that somehow. 41269 COMBATAI Not my blue suede shoes! 41270 COMBATAI No more Mr. Hustle. 41271 COMBATAI That shin was starting to dry-rot anyway. 41272 COMBATAI Thanks for taking care of that for me, it was gangrenous,. 41273 COMBATAI Hey, that makes me the gimp. 41274 COMBATAI There goes my electric hustle. 41275 COMBATAI Anyone got a board and some nails to hammer this back together? 41276 COMBATAI Who needs kneecaps anyway? 41277 COMBATAI There go my toes! 41278 COMBATAI Ouch, shin-splint! 41279 COMBATAI I can't feel my toes! 41280 COMBATAI Guess I'll need an eyepatch-just call me Nick Dangerous. 41281 COMBATAI Arrrr, matey, brings a tear to me one good eye. 41282 COMBATAI Eye, yai, my, eye! 41283 COMBATAI Who turned out the lights? 41284 COMBATAI I've got my eye on you, uh, can I have it back now? 41285 COMBATAI I can still find you with my super-hearing. 41286 COMBATAI Hah, that was my glass-eye! 41287 COMBATAI Eye'll get you for that. 41288 COMBATAI Mother? It's getting dark. 41289 COMBATAI Eye've had it with you! 41290 COMBATAI If there were any ghoul gals, I'd be upset with you. 41291 COMBATAI No more writing my name in the snow. 41292 COMBATAI Chopped nuts anyone? 41293 COMBATAI I'd never sing Bass anyway. 41294 COMBATAI Oy-vey! 41295 COMBATAI Mazel tov! 41296 COMBATAI I kind of liked being a gentile. 41297 COMBATAI Like *that's* going to cramp my style. 41298 COMBATAI From a bull to a steer in one blow. 41299 COMBATAI I feel like I should be guarding a harem now. 41300 COMBATAI Uh, oh, my spidey-sense is tingling. 41301 COMBATAI Damn, they've got kryptonite. I'm out of here. 41302 COMBATAI No one told me it would be dangerous! 41303 COMBATAI What, do you mean they're armed? 41304 COMBATAI Run awaaaaaay! 41305 COMBATAI Run for it! 41306 COMBATAI Incoming!!!!!! 41307 COMBATAI My super-powers are useless against this foe! 41308 COMBATAI Uh, I've got to talk to a man about a horse. 41309 COMBATAI I'll be right back. Don't wait up. 41310 COMBATAI No, no, no. You go ahead. I'll catch up-later. 41311 COMBATAI I'm late for my root-canal. See you later. 41312 COMBATAI And then we get inside the giant rabbit and.... 41313 COMBATAI Jesus Christ! Run for it!!!!! 41314 COMBATAI For the love of God, get me out of here! 41315 COMBATAI Just let me live through this one. 41316 COMBATAI Oh, please, please, please, please. 41317 COMBATAI Feets don't fail me now! 41318 COMBATAI I'm gonna make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here! 41319 COMBATAI I'm makin' like a banana and splitttin' 41320 COMBATAI I've got a bad feeling about this. 41321 COMBATAI My spidey-sense is definitely tingling. 41322 COMBATAI It's only a rabbit. 41323 COMBATAI It's got teeth how many inches long? 41324 COMBATAI Yeah, they've gotta be scared now. 41325 COMBATAI Watch out, here I come. 41326 COMBATAI Ready or not, here I come! 41327 COMBATAI Lenny to the rescue! 41328 COMBATAI Be vewy quiet. Wew hunting Wabbits. 41329 COMBATAI I'm not sure that this is such a great idea. 41330 COMBATAI You go first, I'll watch the rear. 41331 COMBATAI I don't know, it seems kinda dangerous. 41332 COMBATAI Are you sure this is really necessary? 41333 COMBATAI Well, if this is the only way. 41334 COMBATAI I just don't think I'm cut out for this. 41335 COMBATAI Hey, a fella could get hurt doin' this, ya'know. 41336 COMBATAI Isn't there another way to resolve this? 41337 COMBATAI Can't we all just get along? 41338 COMBATAI Someone's going to get hurt, probably me. 41339 COMBATAI Tell, me when I have to open my eyes. 41340 COMBATAI Hai-Keeba! 41341 COMBATAI He shoots, he scores! 41342 COMBATAI ...and the crowd goes wild! 41343 COMBATAI Tremble in fear, mighty Lenny now is here! 41344 COMBATAI Yah, that's right, who's the badass now! 41345 COMBATAI I'll give you *such* a pinch! 41346 COMBATAI I'll moiderize ya'! 41347 COMBATAI I'm gonna git you sucka! 41348 COMBATAI Nobody messes with *crazy* Lenny. 41349 COMBATAI You just better stop it or, or I'll, uh.... 41350 COMBATAI I did it, I actually did it! 41351 COMBATAI You hate me, you really hate me! 41352 COMBATAI Haii-yah! 41353 COMBATAI Now you are the learner. 41354 COMBATAI Oh, dear, oh me, oh my. 41355 COMBATAI Take that! 41356 COMBATAI And this! 41357 COMBATAI Bifff!! 41358 COMBATAI Pow!! 41359 COMBATAI Kablam!! 41360 COMBATAI Heh, heh, tricked ya. 41361 COMBATAI Phew, that was close. 41362 COMBATAI Hey, watch it, you almost hit me. 41363 COMBATAI Oy vey! 41364 COMBATAI Nyah, nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah 41365 COMBATAI Missed me! 41366 COMBATAI Yes! 41367 COMBATAI You suck! 41368 COMBATAI Betcha didn't expect that move didja? 41369 COMBATAI Swing, batta, batta. Swing! 41370 COMBATAI This old ghoul's more spry than you bargained for huh? 41371 COMBATAI You sure talk *act* tough. 41372 COMBATAI What was that? 41373 COMBATAI Dis is not a chawade. 41374 COMBATAI Dis wequires toto concentwation. 41375 COMBATAI You can do better than *that.* 41376 COMBATAI Oh, come now. 41377 COMBATAI Was that the best you can do? Was it really? 41378 COMBATAI I just don't think you're trying. 41379 COMBATAI Your heart's not in this is it? 41600 COMBATAI Oooh, my brains. 41601 COMBATAI Good Lord! 41602 COMBATAI My noggin! 41603 COMBATAI I've taken worse. 41604 COMBATAI You call that a hit? 41605 COMBATAI Human, you've got a lot of nerve. 41606 COMBATAI Enough playing nice. 41607 COMBATAI Okay, that does it. You're dead. 41608 COMBATAI Ay-yi-yi! 41609 COMBATAI I think you took off an ear! 41610 COMBATAI Ouch! 41611 COMBATAI My humerus! 41612 COMBATAI That stings! 41613 COMBATAI I think you smacked my funnybone. 41614 COMBATAI Okay, this isn't funny. 41615 COMBATAI My bicep! 41616 COMBATAI My tricep! 41617 COMBATAI Ow, my wrist. 41618 COMBATAI If I can't type anymore, you're dead. 41619 COMBATAI That's my writing hand! 41620 COMBATAI Ow, my shooting hand. 41621 COMBATAI My elbow! 41622 COMBATAI Mother of god! 41623 COMBATAI I've taken worse in practice. 41624 COMBATAI Was that supposed to hurt? 41625 COMBATAI Did a bee just sting me? 41626 COMBATAI I think you grazed me. 41627 COMBATAI Ouch! Dammit! 41628 COMBATAI My bicep! 41629 COMBATAI My tricep! 41630 COMBATAI Mother of god! 41631 COMBATAI I've taken worse in practice. 41632 COMBATAI I think you grazed me. 41633 COMBATAI Ouch! Dammit! 41634 COMBATAI Oof! 41635 COMBATAI My liver! 41636 COMBATAI My innards feel like jelly. 41637 COMBATAI Let me return the favor. 41638 COMBATAI I've had ENOUGH! 41639 COMBATAI Are you having fun yet? 41640 COMBATAI Stop that. 41641 COMBATAI Do you really think you're tough? 41642 COMBATAI Violence never solves anything. 41643 COMBATAI Ow! 41644 COMBATAI Cut that out. 41645 COMBATAI I've had about all I can take of you. 41646 COMBATAI I am NOT a merry mutant. 41647 COMBATAI Ow! Quit it. 41648 COMBATAI God! My stomach! 41649 COMBATAI My solar plexus! 41650 COMBATAI My appendix! 41651 COMBATAI A little lower and I'd be sterile. 41652 COMBATAI You are really pissing me off. 41653 COMBATAI Dammit, not my spleen! 41654 COMBATAI Why, you little weasel... 41655 COMBATAI Stop hitting me! 41656 COMBATAI You're making a big mistake. 41657 COMBATAI :: he wheezes:: 41658 COMBATAI You knocked the breath outta me! 41659 COMBATAI Normal, you're going to pay for that. 41660 COMBATAI I guess I'll have a limp. 41661 COMBATAI Ooh, my thigh. 41662 COMBATAI My knee! 41663 COMBATAI I said stop that. 41664 COMBATAI I'm going to hop on you. 41665 COMBATAI Oh, my bad leg! 41666 COMBATAI Gonna make it harder to kick your ass. 41667 COMBATAI Ow! 41668 COMBATAI Hey! 41669 COMBATAI Stupid normal! 41670 COMBATAI Mother...! 41671 COMBATAI My knee! 41672 COMBATAI My ankle! 41673 COMBATAI My calf! 41674 COMBATAI Shit! 41675 COMBATAI Damn! 41676 COMBATAI That's gonna scar. 41677 COMBATAI Ow! 41678 COMBATAI Stupid normal! 41679 COMBATAI Hey! 41680 COMBATAI Aaah! 41681 COMBATAI I'm blind! I'm blind! 41682 COMBATAI My aqueous humor! 41683 COMBATAI My retina! 41684 COMBATAI Arrr! 41685 COMBATAI Medic! 41686 COMBATAI Get me an eyepatch! 41687 COMBATAI My cornea! 41688 COMBATAI My iris! 41689 COMBATAI My aqueous humor! 41690 COMBATAI Shit! Now I'm sterile for sure! 41691 COMBATAI Aieeeeeeeee! 41692 COMBATAI My testicles! 41693 COMBATAI Oh... gods... 41694 COMBATAI Ow. Ow. OW! 41695 COMBATAI The pain, the pain... 41696 COMBATAI The horror... the horror... 41697 COMBATAI ::gasping:: 41698 COMBATAI That... hurts... 41699 COMBATAI Oh, bad form! 41700 COMBATAI Screw you guys, I'm going home. 41701 COMBATAI Never thought I'd see the day... 41702 COMBATAI Stupid ::mumble mumble:: 41703 COMBATAI Strategic retreat! Let's go! 41704 COMBATAI I am NOT a merry mutant! 41705 COMBATAI There is no honor in retreat. 41706 COMBATAI Man oh man... running away. 41707 COMBATAI Shit. I gotta go. 41708 COMBATAI This just ain't right. 41709 COMBATAI I got your backs. 41710 COMBATAI Let's move it out! 41711 COMBATAI Come on, yokels! 41712 COMBATAI Let's get out of here! 41713 COMBATAI Feets, don't fail me now. 41714 COMBATAI Ye gods... if other mutants could see me now. 41715 COMBATAI ::shakes his head and runs:: 41716 COMBATAI Never used to have to run. 41717 COMBATAI Must be slipping in my old age. 41718 COMBATAI What the hell am I doing? 41719 COMBATAI Here I go... 41720 COMBATAI I got a can of Sh! with your name on it. 41721 COMBATAI You want some of this? 41722 COMBATAI You screwed with the wrong guy. 41723 COMBATAI I'm gonna enjoy this... 41724 COMBATAI Feet, hands, head... all going in your asshole. 41725 COMBATAI Bend over, pal... 41726 COMBATAI This oughta be fun. 41727 COMBATAI One asskicking, comin' up. 41728 COMBATAI Idiots... flee! 41729 COMBATAI Go on! Get out of here! 41730 COMBATAI Don't make me kill you. 41731 COMBATAI Gonna have to break out the big guns, huh? 41732 COMBATAI Shit, it looks like you're outnumbered. 41733 COMBATAI Here comes trouble. 41734 COMBATAI Time to add another notch to the gun. 41735 COMBATAI You better run, suckah. 41736 COMBATAI Gun, meet enemy. Enemy, meet gun. 41737 COMBATAI Imagine this fist down your throat. 41738 COMBATAI This is going to hurt you. 41739 COMBATAI This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it hurts me. 41740 COMBATAI Here... you... GO! 41741 COMBATAI Just like the old days. 41742 COMBATAI Head, meet ass. 41743 COMBATAI Die, crapsucker. 41744 COMBATAI Why don't you just lie down and die? 41745 COMBATAI Gonna give up? 41746 COMBATAI Lie down, shithead! 41747 COMBATAI Take it like a little girl! 41748 COMBATAI You like this? 41749 COMBATAI You want more of this? 41750 COMBATAI Here it comes. 41751 COMBATAI People never learn. 41752 COMBATAI Sometimes I get tired of violence. 41753 COMBATAI You got relatives? 41754 COMBATAI When was the last time you got spanked? 41755 COMBATAI Chris Avellone loves you! 41756 COMBATAI Here's a little mutant love tap. 41757 COMBATAI Regards, pal. 41758 COMBATAI Give my best to St. Peter. 41759 COMBATAI One fist, two fist, red fist, blue fist... 41760 COMBATAI That the best you can do? 41761 COMBATAI Let me know when you get scary. 41762 COMBATAI Next. 41763 COMBATAI Take a number. 41764 COMBATAI bzzt! That's a miss! 41765 COMBATAI You people ever quit? 41766 COMBATAI Yawn. 41767 COMBATAI Amateurs. 41768 COMBATAI Target practice, kid. 41769 COMBATAI Keep at it. Maybe you'll hit me someday. 41770 COMBATAI When does the action start? 41771 COMBATAI I need a nice cold drink. Nothing's happening here. 41772 COMBATAI Where's the excitement? 41773 COMBATAI Oh! You were aiming at ME! 41774 COMBATAI You practice missing that badly? 41775 COMBATAI Thanks, try again. 41776 COMBATAI That's not it. 41777 COMBATAI ::looks at his watch:: 41778 COMBATAI Isn't this violence pointless? 41779 COMBATAI Can't we just get along? 42000 COMBATAI ignore the pain in my head ignore the pain in my head 42001 COMBATAI Aighh! There's blood all over my face! Help! Stimpack! Help! 42002 COMBATAI MY HEAD! MY HEAD! I'VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD! HELP! HELP! 42003 COMBATAI Oooooooh. There goes a few Intelligence points. 42004 COMBATAI Are these pieces of my brain in my hands? 42005 COMBATAI Where did my ear go? 42006 COMBATAI Ooooh! My first head wound! I've never...ow. Owwwww. OWWWWW. 42007 COMBATAI Hey! What is my ear doing on the ground?! 42008 COMBATAI Either I've been hit in the head, or this is the worst migraine I've ever had. 42009 COMBATAI My face! My beautiful bug-eyed pimply face! 42010 COMBATAI ignore the pain in my arm ignore the pain in my arm 42011 COMBATAI Aighh! There's blood all over my arm! Help! Stimpack! Help! 42012 COMBATAI MY ARM! MY ARM! I'VE BEEN HIT IN THE ARM! HELP! HELP! 42013 COMBATAI Not my left arm! That's my strong arm! 42014 COMBATAI Not my hand! Rosie! Rosie Palmer! Speak to me, girl! 42015 COMBATAI Aighhh! My funny bone! I...I...I...must keep...from...laughing... 42016 COMBATAI Aieeee! I can't feel my left arm! 42017 COMBATAI *Urkkk*...left arm...feels like it's on fire... 42020 COMBATAI ignore the pain in my arm ignore the pain in my arm 42021 COMBATAI Aighh! There's blood all over my arm! Help! Stimpack! Help! 42022 COMBATAI MY ARM! MY ARM! I'VE BEEN HIT IN THE ARM! HELP! HELP! 42023 COMBATAI Not my hand! Rosie! Rosie Palmer! Speak to me, girl! 42024 COMBATAI Aighhh! My funny bone! I...I...I...must keep...from...laughing... 42025 COMBATAI Aieeee! I can't feel my right arm! 42026 COMBATAI *Urkkk*...right arm...feels like it's on fire... 42027 COMBATAI Not my right arm! I use that one on weekends! 42030 COMBATAI ignore the pain in my chest ignore the pain in my chest 42031 COMBATAI My pocket protector! 42032 COMBATAI *Unfff*...hey...that...was my...last clean shirt. 42033 COMBATAI Aighh! There's blood all over my chest! Help! Stimpack! Help! 42034 COMBATAI MY CHEST! MY CHEST! I'VE BEEN HIT IN THE CHEST! HELP! HELP! 42035 COMBATAI *Urkkk*...chest...feels like it's on fire... 42036 COMBATAI What the hell is all this blood...doing...on...my...chest...*urkkk* 42037 COMBATAI *Unfff* Knocked...the...wind...outta...me... 42038 COMBATAI If you broke my pocket calculator, I'm going to kill you. 42039 COMBATAI I think I just heard my spine crack. 42040 COMBATAI That better not be my spleen on the floor. 42041 COMBATAI So THAT'S what my intestines look like. 42042 COMBATAI At...least...I've...got...another...lung... 42043 COMBATAI What the hell is this gaping hole in my chest? 42044 COMBATAI My chest! My fucking chest! 42045 COMBATAI I think my chest just became concave. 42046 COMBATAI Aieeeee! My spleen! My spleeeen! 42047 COMBATAI Another spleen?! How many fucking spleens do I have?! 42048 COMBATAI I just woke up from this dream where somebody hit me in the chest...uh-oh. 42049 COMBATAI There are bubbles coming out of my chest. That can't be good. 42050 COMBATAI I hope that missed my heart. Wait...no, it didn't. 42051 COMBATAI Great. More blood. Pourrrrrrring out of my chest. Fucking great. 42052 COMBATAI Excuse me while I bleed all over the floor. 42053 COMBATAI Nothing like a gaping chest wound to really liven up your day. 42054 COMBATAI Were those my ribs cracking? 42055 COMBATAI Ughhh...I feel like somebody ripped open my ribcage...uh-oh. 42056 COMBATAI Where the hell did this gaping hole in my chest come from? 42057 COMBATAI *Hrrkkkk*...somebody...get...me...a...first aid...kit... 42058 COMBATAI Well...that geyser of blood emanating from my chest is proof I have high blood pressure. 42060 COMBATAI ignore the pain in my leg ignore the pain in my leg 42061 COMBATAI Aighh! There's blood all over my leg! Help! Stimpack! Help! 42062 COMBATAI MY LEG! MY LEG! I'VE BEEN HIT IN THE LEG! HELP! HELP! 42063 COMBATAI Aieeeee! I can't feel my right leg! 42064 COMBATAI Owwww! My shin! 42065 COMBATAI *Urkkk*...right leg...feels like it's on fire... 42066 COMBATAI Oh no! That wasn't my leg! Noooooo! 42067 COMBATAI You're going to be getting a call from my podiatrist! 42068 COMBATAI Aighh! There goes my leg. I'll have to crawl out of here using my lips. 42070 COMBATAI ignore the pain in my leg ignore the pain in my leg 42071 COMBATAI Aighh! There's blood all over my leg! Help! Stimpack! Help! 42072 COMBATAI MY LEG! MY LEG! I'VE BEEN HIT IN THE LEG! HELP! HELP! 42073 COMBATAI Aieeee! I can't feel my left leg! 42074 COMBATAI Owwww! My shin! 42075 COMBATAI *Urkkk*...left leg...feels like it's on fire... 42076 COMBATAI Oh no! That wasn't my leg! Noooooo! 42077 COMBATAI You're going to be getting a call from my podiatrist! 42078 COMBATAI Aighh! There goes my leg. I'll have to crawl out of here using my lips. 42080 COMBATAI Yuh-yuh-you...huh-huh-hit me in the uh-uh-eye... 42081 COMBATAI My eye! My eye! Help! Somebody help! 42082 COMBATAI Aighh! I can't see! Help! Stimpack! Help! 42083 COMBATAI MY EYE! MY EYE! 42084 COMBATAI I'm blind! And not from masturbating! 42085 COMBATAI Owwwww! My eye! My eye! 42086 COMBATAI Aieeeee! I got hit in the eye! Everybody, look at me! 42087 COMBATAI My eye's bleeding! Shit! 42088 COMBATAI Great. There goes a few Perception points. 42089 COMBATAI Can anybody tell me if that was my eyeball that just shot out of my head? 42090 COMBATAI ignore the pain in my balls ignore the pain in my balls 42091 COMBATAI Not my balls! 42092 COMBATAI Aiiieeee! I've been shot in my Diccoli! 42093 COMBATAI I've been Bobbit-ized! 42094 COMBATAI please let my balls be okay please let my balls be okay 42095 COMBATAI Help! I got hit in the groin! Help! 42096 COMBATAI I'm going to need fifteen stimpacks once the pain from my groin reaches my brain. 42097 COMBATAI My groin! Little Myron...speak to me, pal! Speak to me! 42098 COMBATAI Looks like it's prosthetic city when I go to the whorehouse again... 42099 COMBATAI Hitting people in the balls is MY schtick. Thanks a lot. 42100 COMBATAI We are SO screwed. 42101 COMBATAI We are SO fucked. 42102 COMBATAI Game over, man! Game over! 42103 COMBATAI Shit! I'm outta here! 42104 COMBATAI Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! 42105 COMBATAI Aieeeee! There's a spark in my hair! Get it out! Get it out! 42106 COMBATAI These fights are a lot more fun from a distance. 42107 COMBATAI Everybody, give me all the cash, and I'll go secure our escape route! 42108 COMBATAI Get in there! I'm covering you! Really! 42109 COMBATAI Over here! I see a fight in the other direction! I'll go handle it! 42110 COMBATAI I gotta get the hell outta here. 42111 COMBATAI Don't hit me! I'm a hemophiliac! 42112 COMBATAI Don't hit me! Don't hit me! 42113 COMBATAI Time to be rear tactical observer... 42114 COMBATAI I should have brought my asthma spray. I feel an attack coming on. 42115 COMBATAI Aieeeeee! 42116 COMBATAI Gotta get out of here gotta get out of here gotta get out of here 42117 COMBATAI Feet don't fail me now! 42120 COMBATAI I haven't been in a fight since fifth grade. 42121 COMBATAI I'm right behind you! 42122 COMBATAI I'm watching your back! 42123 COMBATAI These fights sure are a lot more fun from a distance... 42124 COMBATAI I think I'd rather be rear tactical observer. 42125 COMBATAI I'm ready to rock and roll. Whatever that means. 42126 COMBATAI I'm gonna rip off your head and...uh...crap, I forget the rest. 42127 COMBATAI Let' see: I'm going to rip off your neck, shit down your head...crap. That's not right, either. 42128 COMBATAI You're going down like a two chip whore. 42129 COMBATAI Anybody covering me? Anybody?! 42130 COMBATAI Hiiiiiyaaaaaa!!! 42131 COMBATAI Lemme at 'em! Lemme at 'em! 42132 COMBATAI Myron! He's one bad mutha... 42133 COMBATAI Good thing all those years of AD&D has taught me a few things about courage. 42140 COMBATAI You're an overdose waiting to happen. 42141 COMBATAI Are you experienced? 42142 COMBATAI Eat this! 42143 COMBATAI Feel lucky, punk? 42144 COMBATAI I saw DeNiro do this in an old movie once... 42145 COMBATAI You're going down like a two chip whore. 42146 COMBATAI Er...take this! 42147 COMBATAI Er...take that! 42148 COMBATAI You want some of Myron, huh? Then...uh...you'll GET some! Yeah! 42149 COMBATAI Anybody covering me?! Anybody?! 42150 COMBATAI You're lucky I'm a 20 lb. weakling, or you'd be dead right now. 42151 COMBATAI Please die please die please die 42152 COMBATAI I work hard, and I fight...well, actually, I don't work that hard. Nevermind. 42153 COMBATAI These fights sure are a lot more fun from a distance. 42154 COMBATAI I still think I should be rear tactical observer. 42155 COMBATAI You can take two weeks and kiss my lily white ASS. 42156 COMBATAI I can't believe I'm actually in a fight. 42157 COMBATAI I haven't been in a fight since fifth grade. 42158 COMBATAI You bit off more than you can chew, assface. 42159 COMBATAI Die! Uh, please? 42160 COMBATAI Yikes! 42161 COMBATAI Aieeeee...oh, wait you missed. Forget that screaming part. 42162 COMBATAI You got nothing! 42163 COMBATAI That was WAY too close... 42164 COMBATAI Would somebody help me out, please?! 42165 COMBATAI I think I just peed in my pants. 42166 COMBATAI Help! That almost got me! 42167 COMBATAI Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! 42168 COMBATAI Don't attack me! Don't attack me! 42169 COMBATAI I'm too young to die I'm too young to die I'm too young to die 42170 COMBATAI Please attack someone else please attack someone else 42171 COMBATAI Whoa. Made my Dodging roll. 42172 COMBATAI Hey! Are you trying to kill me?! Cut it out! 42173 COMBATAI No, don't! Don't...oh, whew. You missed. 42174 COMBATAI I'm going to need some new underwear when this fight's over. 42175 COMBATAI Can't we talk about this? 42176 COMBATAI Ha! You missed, dipshit! 42177 COMBATAI Zoiks! 44000 COMBATAI Bzzzt! 44010 COMBATAI Zzzzzzt! 44020 COMBATAI Fizzzzzzzzt! 44030 COMBATAI Buzzzzz! 44060 COMBATAI Pfffft! 44070 COMBATAI Mfffffft! 44080 COMBATAI Zot! 44090 COMBATAI Zaaap! 44100 COMBATAI BA - NAN - NAS 44101 COMBATAI Going back to jungle 44400 COMBATAI Brain casing ruptured 44401 COMBATAI Leak detected in brain casing 44402 COMBATAI Fluid levels decreasing 44403 COMBATAI Brain connection failing 44404 COMBATAI Brain wave activity temporarily interrupted 44405 COMBATAI EEG levels dropping 44406 COMBATAI Internal sensors indicate damage to brain 44407 COMBATAI Fissure detected in brain casing 44408 COMBATAI Biogel pressure falling. Shut down eminent 44410 COMBATAI Left extender hit 44411 COMBATAI Left manipulator damaged 44412 COMBATAI Computing damage to left manipulator 44413 COMBATAI Manipulator impaired 44420 COMBATAI Sensors register damage to right manipulator 44421 COMBATAI Servos malfunction in manipulator 44422 COMBATAI Rotator mechanism severely damaged 44423 COMBATAI Repair systems reports damage to left retractor circuit 44430 COMBATAI Initiating repair sequence 44431 COMBATAI Auto gyro sequencer hit. Compensating 44432 COMBATAI Hydraulic pressure falling. Leak detected in reservoirs 44433 COMBATAI Secondary relays damaged. Adjusting to compensate 44434 COMBATAI Primary interface link severed. Activating backup systems 44435 COMBATAI Restrictor coils severed. Factory service required 44436 COMBATAI Systems malfunction 44437 COMBATAI Power systems fluctuating. Activating reserve power 44438 COMBATAI Main hull integrity compromised. Main circuits exposed 44439 COMBATAI Power conditioning unit damage. Operating at 75% capacity 44460 COMBATAI Right motivator hit. Damage minimal 44461 COMBATAI Right bogie out of alignment 44462 COMBATAI Right drive wheel damaged 44463 COMBATAI Right tread hit 44470 COMBATAI Left motivator hit. Damage minimal 44471 COMBATAI Left bogie knocked out of alignment 44472 COMBATAI Left drive wheel bent 44473 COMBATAI Left tread hit 44480 COMBATAI Optical relays hit. Attempting to compensate 44481 COMBATAI Lens damaged on main sensors. Switching to infrared 44482 COMBATAI Imaging scanners hit. Picture resolution deteriorated 44483 COMBATAI Targeting systems impaired. Auto tracking disabled 44490 COMBATAI Regulator hit. Fluid levels dropping 44491 COMBATAI Damage to regulator registered 44492 COMBATAI Regulator fused. Rerouting functions 44500 COMBATAI Engaging self preservation program 44501 COMBATAI Analysis of enemy complete. Suggested attack plan: Retreat 44502 COMBATAI Returning to factory for repairs 44503 COMBATAI Initiating evacuation protocol 44504 COMBATAI Battle analysis complete: Retreat recommended 44505 COMBATAI Retreating 44506 COMBATAI Evasive maneuvers engaged 44507 COMBATAI Leaving hostile territory 44520 COMBATAI Analyzing enemy 44521 COMBATAI Moving to attack positions 44522 COMBATAI Target acquired 44523 COMBATAI Computing threat level of target 44524 COMBATAI Switching to combat mode 44525 COMBATAI Target selected for termination 44526 COMBATAI Scanning enemy capabilities. Adjusting attack pattern to compensate 44527 COMBATAI Closing distance to optimal firing range 44528 COMBATAI Moving to attack range 44540 COMBATAI Switching to combat mode 44541 COMBATAI Attack pattern Omega initiated 44542 COMBATAI Terminating hostile entity 44543 COMBATAI Initiating attack sequence 44544 COMBATAI Positive lock on target confirmed 44545 COMBATAI Now attacking target 44546 COMBATAI Optimal attack range reached 44547 COMBATAI Resuming assault target 44548 COMBATAI Commencing attack 44549 COMBATAI Now eliminating threat 44560 COMBATAI Target missed 44561 COMBATAI Sensors indicate enemy target missed 44562 COMBATAI Negative damage inflicted. Adjusting targeting scanners 44563 COMBATAI Enemy missed. Recalibrating targeting sensors 44564 COMBATAI Error. Malfunction in targeting sensors 44565 COMBATAI Analyzing firing data...corrections complete 44566 COMBATAI Enemy target undamaged 44800 COMBATAI I'm thick skulled but that still hurt. 44801 COMBATAI I've got one hell of a headache. 44802 COMBATAI Umph. Not the head! 44803 COMBATAI I can do head shots too you know! 44804 COMBATAI Arrrgh! Dizzy... 44810 COMBATAI I'll kill you with my other arm. 44811 COMBATAI I don't need both arms to ruin your day! 44812 COMBATAI I don't use that arm anyway. 44813 COMBATAI Ouch! I can use a sling over here. 44814 COMBATAI One arm down, one to go! 44820 COMBATAI Hey, that's my fighting arm! 44821 COMBATAI Damn that arm hurts! 44822 COMBATAI I can take the likes of you with only one arm. 44823 COMBATAI Right arm... arrgh! 44824 COMBATAI You hit my arm. I tear off your arm! 44830 COMBATAI Umph... can't... breathe. 44831 COMBATAI I'm minus a couple of ribs after that one. 44832 COMBATAI Ouch! I hate gut shots. 44833 COMBATAI Arrgghh! Chest pains! 44834 COMBATAI Solar plexus... eegad that hurts! 44835 COMBATAI Is this a fight or are you just trying to get my attention? 44836 COMBATAI Let me know if that was supposed to hurt. I'll cry for you. 44837 COMBATAI Did your mama teach you how to fight? 44838 COMBATAI Oh the pain (yawn). Please don't hurt me any more. 44839 COMBATAI You call that a hit. Let me show you how it's done! 44840 COMBATAI I'm going to kick your ass for that one. 44841 COMBATAI Whoa! That stings a bit. 44842 COMBATAI I left the vault for this!? 44843 COMBATAI I'm going to need a vacation. 44844 COMBATAI Yeeeouch! That hurts! 44845 COMBATAI That didn't hurt at all 44846 COMBATAI Where's a stimpak when you need one? 44847 COMBATAI As soon as I can move again, you've had it 44848 COMBATAI I am impervious to pain! 44849 COMBATAI I'm going to do the monster mash on your face! 44860 COMBATAI Great. I'll be the only Deathclaw at home with a limp. 44861 COMBATAI Ouch! My leg... 44862 COMBATAI You'll pay with your leg for what you did to mine. 44863 COMBATAI I'll miss that leg... 44864 COMBATAI I don't need two legs to kill you. 44870 COMBATAI Great. A bum leg. 44871 COMBATAI Damn it! The leg... 44872 COMBATAI Not the leg... can't walk right as it is. 44873 COMBATAI You cripple my leg, I cripple your leg. 44874 COMBATAI Arrggh! That knee hurts! 44880 COMBATAI Can't see! 44881 COMBATAI Not the eyes! 44882 COMBATAI Blood... in eyes... can't see. 44883 COMBATAI I can't see you, but I can smell you. 44884 COMBATAI I'm going to need glasses after that one! 44890 COMBATAI The groin is such a cheap shot! 44891 COMBATAI No... hitting... below... the belt! 44892 COMBATAI That's fighting dirty. How about if I hit you in the crotch? 44893 COMBATAI I HATE groin shots! Unngh... 44894 COMBATAI Crotch shot... good thing I'm not human! 44900 COMBATAI Time to bail! 44901 COMBATAI I'm leaving! 44902 COMBATAI Retreat! 44903 COMBATAI Fall back! 44904 COMBATAI I'm out of here! 44905 COMBATAI Feet don't fail me now! 44906 COMBATAI Out of the way, I'm moving out! 44907 COMBATAI I'm not retreating, this is a strategic withdrawal. 44908 COMBATAI I've had enough of this shit! 44909 COMBATAI I've got to get out of here! 44920 COMBATAI Come here so I can hit you! 44921 COMBATAI You're all mine! 44922 COMBATAI It's you or me... and I vote you! 44923 COMBATAI It's your funeral! 44924 COMBATAI Come and get it! 44925 COMBATAI Prepare to meet your doom! 44926 COMBATAI Best kiss your ass goodbye while you still can. 44927 COMBATAI I'm going to paint you red! 44928 COMBATAI It's party time! 44929 COMBATAI I'm heading in! 44930 COMBATAI I'll see you on the front line! 44931 COMBATAI Time to reach out and touch someone! 44932 COMBATAI Advance and annihilate! 44933 COMBATAI I'm going to fall on you like ugly on a human! 44934 COMBATAI Time to get physical! 44935 COMBATAI Getting up close and personal. 44936 COMBATAI Bad ass moving in! 44937 COMBATAI Incoming! 44938 COMBATAI Locked on target and homing! 44939 COMBATAI There's a storm coming! 44940 COMBATAI I'm going to hurt you... bad! 44941 COMBATAI This is going to hurt you a lot more than it does me! 44942 COMBATAI Do unto others before they do unto you! 44943 COMBATAI If there's a part of you that doesn't hurt, it's next! 44944 COMBATAI Contact sports. I love it! 44945 COMBATAI Tell me your name so I can contact your next of kin. 44946 COMBATAI I'm the one who put the 'death' in deathclaw! 44947 COMBATAI It's better to give than to receive! 44948 COMBATAI I hope you're enjoying this as much as I am! 44949 COMBATAI Did that hurt? If not I can do it harder next time. 44950 COMBATAI We have a bleeder over here! 44951 COMBATAI It'll take more than a stimpak to fix you when I'm done. 44952 COMBATAI I hope you have medical insurance. You're going to need it. 44953 COMBATAI Here a rip, there a rip, everywhere a rip rip... 44954 COMBATAI I don't care who started it, I intend to finish it! 44955 COMBATAI I love the sound of tearing flesh, don't you? 44956 COMBATAI Just warming up, the best is yet to come. 44957 COMBATAI Just sharpening my claws. 44958 COMBATAI Ooops! Hope you didn't need that! 44959 COMBATAI If you fall over and stay there I'll go away! 44960 COMBATAI Would it help you if I just stood here? 44961 COMBATAI Glasses. You should look into getting some glasses. 44962 COMBATAI You need me to paint a target for you? 44963 COMBATAI Why are you aiming over there when I'm over here? 44964 COMBATAI I hope you aren't making a career out of this. 44965 COMBATAI How did you manage to miss something as big as I am? 44966 COMBATAI Ha! Argh grrnnngh thppppt! (Deathclaw ridicule) 44967 COMBATAI I'm a nimble little shit aint I? 44968 COMBATAI You should be glad your mother didn't see you do that. 44969 COMBATAI You really should consider getting more practice. 44970 COMBATAI How embarrassing. I won't tell anyone how lame you are. 44971 COMBATAI So, you're trained to miss the target? 44972 COMBATAI Doesn't that just piss you off? 44973 COMBATAI Don't cry. Maybe you'll get lucky next time. 44974 COMBATAI Way to go, Grace. What do you do for an encore? 44975 COMBATAI That was a shinning example of missing the target. 44976 COMBATAI I'm beginning to think you're not cut out for this. 44977 COMBATAI Are you trying to make me laugh myself to death? 44978 COMBATAI You fanned the air on that one! 44979 COMBATAI Did you just miss me or what! 60000 COMBATAI Offense System Overide. 60020 COMBATAI Offense System Initialized. 60040 COMBATAI Whrrr. Click. Click. Woof! 60041 COMBATAI Arg! Click. Woof! 60060 COMBATAI Offensive Action Evaded. 100 CONTAINR You see a wooden crate. 101 CONTAINR You see a metal locker. 212 CONTAINR You see a refridgerator. 102 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a highly explosive trap in the frame, which you may be able to pry open. 103 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with a lock on it and a highly explosive trap in the frame, which you may be able to pry open. 104 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with no apparent locking device and a highly explosive trap in the frame, which you may be able to pry open. 105 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with an old, rusty lock and a highly explosive trap in the frame, which you may be able to pry open. 106 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a trap in the frame, which you may be able to pry open. 107 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with a lock on it and a trap in the frame, which you may be able to pry open. 108 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with no apparent locking device and a trap in the frame, which you may be able to pry open. 109 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with an old, rusty lock and a trap in the frame, which you may be able to pry open. 110 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a cut wire in the frame, which you may be able to pry open. 111 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with a lock on it and a severed wire in the frame, which you may be able to pry open. 112 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with no apparent locking device and a severed wire in the frame, which you may be able to pry open. 113 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with an old, rusty lock and a cut wire in the frame, which you may be able to pry open. 114 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks), which you may be able to pry open. 115 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with a lock on it, which you may be able to pry open. 116 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with no apparent locking device, which you may be able to pry open. 117 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with an old, rusty lock, which you may be able to pry open. 118 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a highly explosive trap in the frame. 119 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with a lock on it and a highly explosive trap in the frame. 120 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with no apparent locking device and a highly explosive trap in the frame. 121 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with an old, rusty lock and a highly explosive trap in the frame. 122 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a trap in the frame. 123 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with a lock on it and a trap in the frame. 124 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with no apparent locking device and a trap in the frame. 125 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with an old, rusty lock and a trap in the frame. 126 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a cut wire in the frame. 127 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with a lock on it and a severed wire in the frame. 128 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with no apparent locking device and a severed wire in the frame. 129 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with an old, rusty lock and a cut wire in the frame. 130 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) on it. 131 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with a lock on it. 132 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with no apparent locking device. 133 CONTAINR You see a sturdy container with an old, rusty lock. 134 CONTAINR You see a damaged container with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a highly explosive trap in the frame. 135 CONTAINR You see a damaged container with a lock on it and a highly explosive trap in the frame. 136 CONTAINR You see a damaged container with no apparent locking device and a highly explosive trap in the frame. 137 CONTAINR You see a damaged container with an old, rusty lock and a highly explosive trap in the frame. 138 CONTAINR You see a damaged container with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a trap in the frame. 139 CONTAINR You see a damaged container with a lock on it and a trap in the frame. 140 CONTAINR You see a damaged container with no apparent locking device and a trap in the frame. 141 CONTAINR You see a damaged container with an old, rusty lock and a trap in the frame. 142 CONTAINR You see a damaged container with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a cut wire in the frame. 143 CONTAINR You see a damaged container with a lock on it and a severed wire in the frame. 144 CONTAINR You see a damaged container with no apparent locking device and a severed wire in the frame. 145 CONTAINR You see a damaged container with an old, rusty lock and a cut wire in the frame. 146 CONTAINR You see a damaged container with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks). 147 CONTAINR You see a damaged container with a lock on it. 148 CONTAINR You see a damaged container with no apparent locking device. 149 CONTAINR You see a damaged container with an old, rusty lock. 150 CONTAINR You see an old container with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a highly explosive trap in the frame. 151 CONTAINR You see an old container with a lock on it and a highly explosive trap in the frame. 152 CONTAINR You see an old container with no apparent locking device and a highly explosive trap in the frame. 153 CONTAINR You see an old container with an old, rusty lock and a highly explosive trap in the frame. 154 CONTAINR You see an old container with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a trap in the frame. 155 CONTAINR You see an old container with a lock on it and a trap in the frame. 156 CONTAINR You see an old container with no apparent locking device and a trap in the frame. 157 CONTAINR You see an old container with an old, rusty lock and a trap in the frame. 158 CONTAINR You see an old container with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a cut wire in the frame. 159 CONTAINR You see an old container with a lock on it and a severed wire in the frame. 160 CONTAINR You see an old container with no apparent locking device and a severed wire in the frame. 161 CONTAINR You see an old container with an old, rusty lock and a cut wire in the frame. 162 CONTAINR You see an old container with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks). 163 CONTAINR You see an old container with a lock on it. 164 CONTAINR You see an old container with no apparent locking device. 165 CONTAINR You see an old container with an old, rusty lock. 166 CONTAINR You set off the trap and were hit for 167 CONTAINR points of damage. 168 CONTAINR sets off the trap and was hit for 169 CONTAINR points of damage. 170 CONTAINR You deftly pick the lock on the container. 171 CONTAINR Your lack of skill has jammed the lock on this container. 172 CONTAINR You fail to pick the lock on this container. 189 CONTAINR You deftly lock the container. 190 CONTAINR You fail to lock the container. 194 CONTAINR You find a trap on the container. 195 CONTAINR You fail to find any traps on the container. 196 CONTAINR You skillfully disarm the trap. 198 CONTAINR You fail to disarm the trap. 173 CONTAINR deftly picks the lock on the container. 174 CONTAINR s lack of skill has jammed the lock on this container. 175 CONTAINR failed to pick the lock on this container. 191 CONTAINR deftly locks the container. 192 CONTAINR failed to lock the container. 199 CONTAINR finds a trap on the container. 200 CONTAINR fails to find any traps on the container. 201 CONTAINR skillfully disarms the trap. 202 CONTAINR fails to disarm the trap. 400 CONTAINR You unlock the container. 176 CONTAINR You bust the lock off the container. 177 CONTAINR You strain your back while trying to bust the lock and take a point of damage. 178 CONTAINR You strain your back while trying to bust the lock and take 179 CONTAINR points of damage. 180 CONTAINR You are too weak to bust the lock. 181 CONTAINR busts the lock off the container. 182 CONTAINR strains his back while trying to bust the lock and takes a point of damage. 183 CONTAINR strains his back while trying to bust the lock and takes 184 CONTAINR points of damage. 185 CONTAINR is too weak to bust the lock. 186 CONTAINR strains her back while trying to bust the lock and takes a point of damage. 187 CONTAINR strains her back while trying to bust the lock and takes 188 CONTAINR points of damage. 193 CONTAINR The explosives don't even put a scratch on the container. 203 CONTAINR The container appears to be locked. 204 CONTAINR You notice a trap on the container. 205 CONTAINR notices a trap on the container jam. 206 CONTAINR You are unable to place a trap on this container, because the container is open. 207 CONTAINR is unable to place a trap on this container, because the container is open. 208 CONTAINR You skillfully set a trap in the container. 209 CONTAINR You fail to properly set the trap in the container. 210 CONTAINR skillfully sets a trap on the container. 0 COWBOMB {100}{}{You have a funny feeling about this place. The enchanting smell of cow dung and rotting flesh eminates a few feet from here.} 0 CREDITS #PROGRAMMING @Lead Programmer Jesse Reynolds @Programmers Chris Jones Nick Kesting Robert Hertenstein 2 Thomas French Chris Holland Dan Spitzley @Additional Programming By Tim Cain John Price Michael Bernstein @Movie Technology Paul Edelstein @Installer/Autoplay Darren Monahan #ART @Lead Artists Gary Platner Tramell Ray Isaac @Artists Robert Collier Jeff McAteer Brian Menze Scott Rodenhizer @Additional Art By Aaron Brown Peter Kroko Michael Sean McCarthy Chad Moore Eddie Rainwater Justin Sweet Vance Kovacs Tim Donley @Intern Artists Charles M. Gregory Daniel Jacobs John Jacobs Karel Jacobs Christopher Jones Benc Orpak Adoni Torres @Original Game Artwork By Jason Anderson Leonard Boyarsky Michael Dean Sharon Shellman #DESIGN @Lead Designers Feargus Urquhart Matthew J. Norton @Designers Jason G. Suinn John Deiley Chris Avellone David "Zeb" Cook Dave Hendee Colin McComb @Technical Designer Scott Everts @Level Designers John Deiley Scott Everts Jason G. Suinn @Additional Design By Robert Hertenstein 2 Nick Kesting Fred Hatch @Design/Dialogue Mark O'Green @Original Game Design By Tim Cain Leonard Boyarsky Jason Anderson Jason Taylor Scott Campbell @SPECIAL Game System Design By Chris Taylor Tim Cain Jess Heinig Feargus Urquhart #PRODUCTION @Division Director Feargus Urquhart @Producers Eric Demilt Feargus Urquhart @Assistant Producers Fred Hatch Douglas Avery @Asst. Division Director Jeremy Barnes @Lip Synch Coordinators Jason G. Suinn Dave Hendee @Lip Synch Artists Douglas Avery Chris Benson David "Zeb" Cook Jacob Devore Kenneth Lee Colin McComb #QUALITY ASSURANCE @Director of Quality Assurance Chad Allison @QA Managers Steve Victory Colin Totman @PC Version Project Supervisors Greg "Moose" Baumeister Steve McLafferty Darrell Jones @PC Version Senior Testers Dennis Presnell Chad Nicholas Dave Simon @PC Version Testers Ed Hyland Dany Martinez WR Saunders Rodney Smith Tony Piccoli David Maldonado Dan Levin Eric Pribish Scott Warner Derek Johnson Tim Anderson Primo Pulanco Jeremy Ray Jeremy Seely Henry Lee Scott Humphreys @I.S. Compatibility Manager Frank Pimentel @Senior I.S. Technician Bill Delk @I.S. Technician Tom Quast @QA Database Administrator Steve Cabiness @Compatibility Technicians Derek Gibbs John Parker Ed Robles Louie Iturzaeta #AUDIO @Audio Director Charles Deenen @Audio Mastering Craig Duman @Voiceover Director Jamie Thomason @Voiceover Coordinator Julie Morgavi @Voiceover Supervisor Chris Borders @Voiceover Editors Frank Szick Kevin Frayser Ron Valdez @Voiceover Recorded at Marc Graue Studio @Sound Design Paul Menichini Tim Walston @Cinematics Sound Design David Farmer @Cinematics Re-Recording Mixing Charles Deenen @Mixed in Dolby [TM] Surround at Interplay Audio @Audio Administrator Gloria Soto @Additional Sound Design by Larry Peacock Weddington EFX Eight Ball Sound Charles Deenen @Voiceover Engineers Wes Smith Julian Cook of Marc Graue Studios @Music By Mark Morgan @for Four Bars Intertainment @and by Rick Jackson @Voice Producer Fred Hatch @FEATURING THE VOICES OF Charlie Adler @Harold Ron Perlman @Narrator Dwight Schultz @Hakunin Jason Marsden @Myron Cree Summer @Lynette Kevin Michael Richardson @Com Officer Peter Jason @Drill Sergeant Peter Jason @Gate Guard Flo DiRe @Elder Tress MacNeille @Tandi Greg Eagles @Sulik Michael Dorn @Marcus Michael Dorn @Frank Horrigan Jeffrey Jones @The President "A KISS TO BUILD A DREAM ON" @Performed by Louie Armstrong @Courtesy of GRP Records @Under license from UNIVERSAL MUSIC SPECIAL MARKETS "A KISS TO BUILD A DREAM ON" @Written by Bert Kalmer, Harry Ruby and Oscar Hammerstein II @(C) 1935, 1951 renewed 1963, 1979 METRO GOLDWYN MAYER, INC. @Rights assigned to EMI CATALOGUE PARTNERSHIP @All Rights Controlled and Administered by EMI MILLER CATALOG INC. @All Rights Reserved. International Copyright Secured. @Used by Permission. @WARNING: It is a violation of Federal Copyright Law @to copy, duplicate or reproduce this Program or any @portions of this Program without the express written @permission of the copyright owner. #VIDEO @Video Services Provided by Dave Cravens Stephen Miller Bill Stoudt Dan Williams #MARKETING @Director of Marketing Paul Sackman @Marketing Managers Mike Markin Greg Peterson @Associate Marketing Manager Greg Bauman @PR Manager Krys Card @Traffic Managers Thom Dohner Paul Naftalis @Thanks to @(Dave H.) The Unwashed Villagers, the Dyer Family, @Jamba Juice, The Tick, Southpark; (Chris A.) my "pal," @Thuy Dang, Eileen Suh and Ma and Pa Avellone; (t.ray) @my mother, my father, my son and my brother and to all @of my adoring fans for buying this game; (Rob H.) @Becky Warner and Billie Ryder; (Matt N.) Meine @DieMonika und der kater; (Jesse R.) "To Dad, @you were an inspiration all my life. I miss you @always." @Special Thanks to: @The Members of the Fallout and Fallout 2 message boards. @Thanks for your comments, suggestions and other esoteria! @The Interplay Video Room, for processing above and beyond @the call of duty! @Fallout 2 was brought to you by Interplay Productions, @Team Fallout 2, the letter Q and numbers 42 and 20. @Okay, fine, if you really must... @Did you find the extra-special encounters? @Keep looking... @Maybe you'll find the Maltese Falcon? @Hah! Enjoy... 20 CREDITS War. War never changes. 70 CREDITS The end of the world occurred pretty much as we had predicted. 125 CREDITS Too many humans, not enough space or resources to go around. 190 CREDITS The details are trivial and pointless, the reasons, as always, purely human ones. 285 CREDITS The Earth was nearly wiped clean of life. 360 CREDITS A great cleansing, an atomic spark struck by human hands, quickly raged out of control. 460 CREDITS Spears of nuclear fire rained from the skies. 520 CREDITS Continents were swallowed in flames and fell beneath the boiling oceans. 600 CREDITS Humanity was almost extinguished, 630 CREDITS their spirits becoming part of the background radiation that blanketed the Earth. 720 CREDITS A quiet darkness fell across the planet, lasting many years. 810 CREDITS Few survived the devastation. 840 CREDITS Some had been fortunate enough to reach safety, taking shelter in great underground vaults. 920 CREDITS When the great darkness passed, these vaults opened, 980 CREDITS and their inhabitants emerged to begin their lives again. 1040 CREDITS One of the northern tribes claims they are descended from one such Vault. 1100 CREDITS They hold that their founder and ancestor, 1140 CREDITS one known as the "Vault Dweller," once saved the world from a great evil. 1210 CREDITS According to their legend, this evil arose in the far south. 1280 CREDITS It corrupted all it touched, twisting men inside, turning them into beasts. 1370 CREDITS Only through the bravery of this Vault Dweller was the evil destroyed. 1440 CREDITS But in so doing, he lost many of his friends and suffered greatly, 1500 CREDITS sacrificing much of himself to save the world. 1570 CREDITS When at last he returned to the home he had fought so hard to protect, he was cast out. 1650 CREDITS Exiled. 1685 CREDITS In confronting that which they feared, 1740 CREDITS he had become something else in their eyes... and no longer their champion. 1795 CREDITS Forsaken by his people, he strode into the wasteland. 1860 CREDITS He traveled far to the north, until he came to the great canyons. 1930 CREDITS There, he founded a small village, Arroyo, where he lived out the rest of his years. 2025 CREDITS And so, for a generation since its founding, Arroyo has lived in peace, 2095 CREDITS its canyons sheltering it from the outside world. 2165 CREDITS It is home. Your home. 2225 CREDITS But the scars left by the war have not yet healed. And the Earth has not forgotten. 170 CSTOUCH You deftly pick the lock on the locker. 171 CSTOUCH Your lack of skill has jammed the lock on this locker. 172 CSTOUCH You fail to pick the lock on this locker. 173 CSTOUCH deftly picks the lock on the locker. 174 CSTOUCH s lack of skill has jammed the lock on this locker. 175 CSTOUCH failed to pick the lock on this locker. 176 CSTOUCH You bust the lock off the door. 177 CSTOUCH You strain your back while trying to bust the lock and take a point of damage. 178 CSTOUCH You strain your back while trying to bust the lock and take 179 CSTOUCH points of damage. 180 CSTOUCH You are too weak to bust the lock. 181 CSTOUCH busts the lock off the door. 182 CSTOUCH strains his back while trying to bust the lock and takes a point of damage. 183 CSTOUCH strains his back while trying to bust the lock and takes 184 CSTOUCH points of damage. 185 CSTOUCH is too weak to bust the lock. 186 CSTOUCH strains his back while trying to bust the lock and takes a point of damage. 187 CSTOUCH strains her back while trying to bust the lock and takes 188 CSTOUCH points of damage. 189 CSTOUCH You deftly lock the locker. 190 CSTOUCH You fail to lock the locker. 191 CSTOUCH deftly locks the locker. 192 CSTOUCH failed to lock the locker. 203 CSTOUCH The locker appears to be locked. 800 CSTOUCH You retrieved the fob. 810 CSTOUCH You retrieved the plans. 100 CSVENT A boulder. 101 CSVENT A camouflaged ventilation shaft. 110 CSVENT That does nothing. 120 CSVENT You cannot go back up the ventilation shaft. 100 CSXDOOR This door requires a passkey to unlock. 0 CTFOB {100}{}{You retrieved the tanker fob.} 0 CTK9PART {100}{}{You retrieved the K-9 motivator.} 0 CTPLANS {100}{}{You retrieved the Vertibird plans.} 0 CTSOUND {100}{}{This laboratory appears to be heavily soundproofed.} 0 CUSTOM Burst 1 CUSTOM Run Away 2 CUSTOM Weapon Pref. 3 CUSTOM Distance 4 CUSTOM Attack Who 5 CUSTOM Chem Use 10 CUSTOM Done 11 CUSTOM Cancel 99 CUSTOM Not Applicable. 100 CUSTOM Always! 101 CUSTOM Sometimes, don't worry about hitting me 102 CUSTOM Be sure you won't hit me 103 CUSTOM Be careful not to hit me 104 CUSTOM Be absolutely sure you won't hit me 200 CUSTOM Abject coward 201 CUSTOM Your finger hurts 202 CUSTOM You're bleeding a bit 203 CUSTOM Not feeling good 204 CUSTOM You need a tourniquet 205 CUSTOM Never! 300 CUSTOM None 301 CUSTOM Melee 302 CUSTOM Melee then ranged 303 CUSTOM Ranged then melee 304 CUSTOM Ranged 305 CUSTOM Unarmed 400 CUSTOM Stay close to me 401 CUSTOM Charge! 402 CUSTOM Snipe the enemy 403 CUSTOM On your own 404 CUSTOM Stay where you are 500 CUSTOM Whomever is attacking me 501 CUSTOM The strongest 502 CUSTOM The weakest 503 CUSTOM Whomever you want 504 CUSTOM Whomever is closest 600 CUSTOM I'm clean 601 CUSTOM Stimpacks when hurt a bit 602 CUSTOM Stimpacks when hurt a lot 603 CUSTOM Any chem some of the time 100 DBOX DONE 101 DBOX YES 102 DBOX NO 103 DBOX CANCEL 100 DCADDICT You see a reliant. 101 DCADDICT This person is heavily chemmed. 102 DCADDICT He looks like he's high on chems. 103 DCADDICT She looks like she's high on chems. 104 DCADDICT He's looking pretty bad. You suspect it's withdrawal from some kind of chem. 105 DCADDICT She's seen better days. She looks like she's going through withdrawal. 106 DCADDICT This reliant looks like the living dead. 107 DCADDICT You think this reliant just threw up. 150 DCADDICT The lights are hurting me! 151 DCADDICT Monsters everywhere! 152 DCADDICT That felt weird. 153 DCADDICT Am I bleeding? 154 DCADDICT It doesn't normally seem this real. 155 DCADDICT Stop it, man! 156 DCADDICT Will no one help me? 157 DCADDICT Help! 158 DCADDICT Get away! 159 DCADDICT My head hurts enough as it is! 160 DCADDICT Leave me alone. 200 DCADDICT Wow, you've got a weird dark glow. 201 DCADDICT My, you're a big pup. 202 DCADDICT Don't tell them what we know is not there. 203 DCADDICT Ahhh� 204 DCADDICT Can you see me? 205 DCADDICT Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. 206 DCADDICT How did you get way up here? 207 DCADDICT Shhh, I'm hiding. 208 DCADDICT I'm running faster than a wolf! 209 DCADDICT I feel so alive! 210 DCADDICT It's coursing through my veins� 211 DCADDICT Right there, baby. 212 DCADDICT Oooohhh, can you feel the power? 213 DCADDICT Wow, you're glowing� 214 DCADDICT I love you, man! 215 DCADDICT Life's been so good to me. Has it been good to you? 216 DCADDICT The little ones fly at night. 217 DCADDICT Say hello to my little friend. 218 DCADDICT Boy, I'm sleepy� 219 DCADDICT Have you seen my dog? 220 DCADDICT Shhh, they're right behind you� 221 DCADDICT Mine! 222 DCADDICT Oooh, my head. 223 DCADDICT I ache all over. 224 DCADDICT I'm starting to get the shakes. 225 DCADDICT Oh, I need some more. 226 DCADDICT I need a fix. 227 DCADDICT I can't wait, I need it now. 228 DCADDICT You take my shit? 229 DCADDICT Ah, leave me alone. 230 DCADDICT I got the shakes bad, man. 231 DCADDICT I hate this part. 232 DCADDICT I just want to die. 233 DCADDICT I need some more bad. 234 DCADDICT I can't take this much longer. 235 DCADDICT I think I have a fever. 236 DCADDICT I think I'm going to puke. 237 DCADDICT Maybe if I just sleep� 238 DCADDICT I got the shakes bad, lady. 300 DCADDICT Is that blood? 301 DCADDICT Whoa! Am I beeding? I can can't feel a thing! 302 DCADDICT It tingles. 303 DCADDICT Who did that? 304 DCADDICT What's going on? 305 DCADDICT I'm bleeding� I think. 306 DCADDICT Oh, the pain. 307 DCADDICT Now I really need a fix. 308 DCADDICT Just let me die. 350 DCADDICT Ahhhh� 351 DCADDICT I'm floating� 352 DCADDICT I have the power! 353 DCADDICT Hello, Mr. Flower. 354 DCADDICT All the colors� 355 DCADDICT More longer friend see that sky? 356 DCADDICT They aren't listening� 357 DCADDICT Where am I? 358 DCADDICT There it is! 359 DCADDICT Whoa, no! Stop! Wait! Okay, go ahead. 360 DCADDICT There, there� ahh� 361 DCADDICT Yea, baby! 362 DCADDICT What was that? 363 DCADDICT Sasha? Where are you Sasha? 364 DCADDICT The colors are fading! 365 DCADDICT Mom? 366 DCADDICT Hey! Get away from me! Oh� 367 DCADDICT Don't you do that! 368 DCADDICT I can't see� again. 369 DCADDICT Need� 370 DCADDICT Get more� 371 DCADDICT There? No. 372 DCADDICT No. Can't find it. 373 DCADDICT Make it stop! 374 DCADDICT Ug. 375 DCADDICT Oh, the pain. 376 DCADDICT <cough> <cough> <cough> 377 DCADDICT Ooh, my head! 378 DCADDICT Where'd I put my stash? 400 DCADDICT A demon! 401 DCADDICT The enemy is upon us! 402 DCADDICT You murderer! You killed by son! 403 DCADDICT A monster! Kill it! 404 DCADDICT Ah! Pargasraka! 405 DCADDICT Feet fom chin rat going! Ahhh! 406 DCADDICT You won't take it from me! 407 DCADDICT Give it back! 408 DCADDICT No!!! 100 DCANAN You see a short man with a thick mustache. 101 DCANAN You see the Great Ananias. 102 DCANAN You see a short, mustachioed, man with a somewhat furtive look to him. 103 DCANAN You! What do you want to do to the, formerly, Great Ananias now? 104 DCANAN Get away from me! 105 DCANAN Go ruin someone else's business. 106 DCANAN Take it out on someone else. 107 DCANAN You've already done your worst to me. 108 DCANAN Just go away, you've done enough harm to me. 109 DCANAN I'm so hungry. 110 DCANAN How will I ever feed my family now? 111 DCANAN You were born with a heart 12 sizes too small. 112 DCANAN No, my friend, a MUMMY! Straight from the sands of ancient Egypt to the sands of the Wastes! Exclusively for you to see! 113 DCANAN OK, I'll bite. How much to see the wizened corpse? 114 DCANAN (too yourself) Hmm, a mummy would kinda describe the way a ghoul looks. OK, I'd like to take a look -- how much? 115 DCANAN I've seen enough corpses already. Goodbye. 116 DCANAN Hello, welcome, salutations! I am the Great Ananias (he offers you a slight bow, with a flourish). I bring mysteries from near and far friend. Mysteries from a world beyond our own... of the Netherworld. 117 DCANAN Come back to learn of the Great Ananias' mysteries of the Netherworld have you? 118 DCANAN What kind of mysteries? 119 DCANAN Uh, nice to meet you Mr. Great Anus...something. 120 DCANAN Hmm, mysteries make me sleep uneasily, I better go. Goodbye. 121 DCANAN Step right up! 127 DCANAN Today, in the room within, I have, for your eyes exclusively...A Jan-u-wine Egyptian Mummy! 128 DCANAN A mummy? 129 DCANAN A mummy? Hmm, I wonder if it could be.... No, nobody could be that stupid. 130 DCANAN I don't have any interest in that sort of thing. Corpses scare me. 131 DCANAN Out of the way, you're blocking paying customers. 132 DCANAN I don't think this is for you. 133 DCANAN Why don't you take your little tribal self elsewhere. 134 DCANAN This isn't really for you. 135 DCANAN I see, hmmm, how about GO (he points) AWAY! 136 DCANAN For a person of your obvious class I would be happy to show this unique, and historic, specimen to you for a mere $25. 137 DCANAN OK, I'll cough up the dough. Now...Show Me The Mummy! 138 DCANAN I don't want to spend that much. I think I'll survive without seeing the thing. Goodbye. 139 DCANAN Simply open the sarcophagus lid and the marvelous Mummy will be revealed, in all its ancient glory, to you. But please, no touching, and, uh, no flash photography. 140 DCANAN Great. 141 DCANAN There you go! The MUMMY! (the door to the sarcophagus swings open to reveal a desiccated corpse, that looks very much like an ordinary ghoul, standing in a poorly painted, chipped and cracked paper-mache sarcophagus.) 142 DCANAN There you go! Presenting, the MUMMY! (a crypt-like door swings open to reveal a jan-u-wine Egyptian mummy standing in an open sarcophagus that looks as though it's made out of pure gold!) 143 DCANAN Hey, wait a minute. That's not a Mummy. That's a ghoul. WOODY! Hey WOODY! Is that you? 144 DCANAN That sure looks like a ghoul to me. 145 DCANAN That's a mummy? I can't believe I just paid $25 to see a six-foot hunk of jerky. Goodbye. 146 DCANAN Wow, that's fantastic...I guess. (you look at the Mummy very intently for a while). Uh, thanks, Goodbye. 147 DCANAN (the Mummy, snorts, stretches languidly, and then looks at you with a sleepy blink to it's eyes) Hello. (he says, sleepily) 148 DCANAN Holy shit! That *is* Woody! Run Woody, run for it! Well, uh, gimp for it then! Go Woody go! 149 DCANAN I assure you that the Mummy is, in fact, quite jan-u-wine. 150 DCANAN I don't think I believe you. Let me try something. WOODY! Hey WOODY! Is that you? 151 DCANAN Well, if you say so. But I sure think it looks like an ordinary ghoul. Goodbye. 152 DCANAN (Woody--for it is in fact Woody, not a Mummy, that stands somewhat drowsily before you--grabs the sides of the paper- mache sarcophagus, lets out a shriek and runs for the door, leaving a trail of toilet-paper 'mummy-wrappings' and a hasty "Thankee kindly, Stranger!" behind him.) 153 DCANAN Hah! I knew it! You're finished in this town. You're not the Great Ananias anymore, you're just another ass. 154 DCANAN Go Woody go! Ahah! I knew it! 155 DCANAN (The Great Ananias shrugs) I knew I should have picked up that mono-headed Brahmin instead. Oh well, back to the drawing board. 156 DCANAN Mono-headed brahmin? Sure, who would ever believe that! Goodbye, you Charlatan. 157 DCANAN You woke up Woody the ghoul and freed him from indentured mummy-tude. 158 DCANAN I think I'd rather hear the ghost story. 200 DCANAN I know things that mere mortal man is not meant to know. Aiiieeee! Nyarloth...Oh, sorry (heh, heh). Got a little carried away there for a moment. I have tales of a Ghost that haunts these very grounds, as well as a Jan-u-wine Egypt-ee-an Mummy that you can see, right here in this marvelous sarcophagus. 201 DCANAN Tell me about the mummy. I'm just dying to hear more about that. 202 DCANAN I've just got to hear that ghost story. Uh, do I get a nice hot cup of cocoa to go with it? 203 DCANAN I don't think I have any more time to waste on whatever it is that you're hawking. 300 DCANAN Well, you see, (he motions you closer) there was once a great queen that ruled all of the surrounding town. She kept her throne by virtue of a special amulet that she kept around her neck at all times. Great stuff, huh? 301 DCANAN Uh, yeah. You bet. So this princess had a *magic* amulet. Oh, do go on. I just can't stand this level of suspense much longer (yawn). 302 DCANAN OK. I think I've heard just about enough. Goodbye. 400 DCANAN Well, I'll cut to the chase then. So, the evil wizard poisoned the young princess and took her amulet. She's been wandering around the room next door ever since. Well, uh, that is, just at the witching hour, anyway. That's why I keep the door locked. Pretty darn scary, huh? 401 DCANAN The ghost of an amuletless princess in the trashed room next door? That's it? I can't believe you're peddling *that* as a story. I'd rather hear about this stupid Mummy you're supposed to have here. 402 DCANAN OK. I think I've heard just about enough. Goodbye. 100 DCANNA You see a ghost! 101 DCANNA You see Anna the ghost. 150 DCANNA This a ghost. That's not something you see every day. 151 DCANNA She seems quite tormented. 152 DCANNA [TALK] 153 DCANNA Oh, the pain! It burns so! 154 DCANNA What�s the matter? 155 DCANNA Who are you? 156 DCANNA Begone, foul spirit! 157 DCANNA I stop and knock at every door, but no one comes, no one hears. 158 DCANNA I can hear you. What�s the matter? 159 DCANNA I think you need to turn off your Stealth Boy, ma'am. 160 DCANNA Where is it? I cannot find it! I am lost! Oh.... 161 DCANNA What are you looking for? Maybe I can help. 162 DCANNA You really need to stop moaning and groaning and start making sense. 163 DCANNA My locket! It is gone. Thief! Thief! 164 DCANNA Whoa, I just got here. I didn�t do it. 165 DCANNA Can I help you find it? 166 DCANNA Oh, cruel fate. 167 DCANNA You can�t hear me, can you? 168 DCANNA Later, ghost girl. 169 DCANNA Bye. I�ll try to help. 170 DCANNA My locket! Give it to me!!! Oh!!!! 171 DCANNA No way! Go to hell. I found this fair and square. 172 DCANNA OK. Here you go. 173 DCANNA Here. May you rest in peace. 174 DCANNA OK. 175 DCANNA No. 176 DCANNA My locket, my locket! I�m coming, Daddy! I�m coming! 177 DCANNA Goodbye. 178 DCANNA Wait! Don�t go! 179 DCANNA Go into the light. 200 DCANNA Where could it be? 201 DCANNA Ohhh. 202 DCANNA Mommy? Daddy? Where are you? 203 DCANNA I can't find it! 500 DCANNA Mommy... Daddy... I'm coming... 501 DCANNA It's so bright... 502 DCANNA Grammy, I can see you... 503 DCANNA Oh, it's the kind Mr. Cain. It's good to see you again... 550 DCANNA This house is clear. 560 DCANNA GHOST BUSTER! 245 DCATKSLV Quiet! They near. 246 DCATKSLV Kill bad men. 247 DCATKSLV No take family from me. 248 DCATKSLV I protect family. 249 DCATKSLV Must not find us. 250 DCATKSLV They bad people. 260 DCATKSLV Slavers are coming. Everyone quiet. 261 DCATKSLV Get ready. I think they're close now. 262 DCATKSLV I'm not going down without a fight. 263 DCATKSLV They'll never enslave us. 264 DCATKSLV Those slavers will pay for this. 265 DCATKSLV No slaver's going to take my family. 100 DCATKSLV This man looks fairly strong and alert. 101 DCATKSLV She seems strong despite her size. 200 DCATKSLV He seems to be awfully thin but angry. 201 DCATKSLV This one looks fairly strong. 202 DCATKSLV He moves with great speed. 210 DCATKSLV She doesn't seem to have ever bathed. 211 DCATKSLV She looks like strong fighter. 212 DCATKSLV This one doesn't seem like much trouble. 300 DCATKSLV You die now! 301 DCATKSLV Me kill! 302 DCATKSLV You no hurt family! 303 DCATKSLV You no take family! 304 DCATKSLV I protect! 305 DCATKSLV I hurt you! 306 DCATKSLV You pay! 307 DCATKSLV Die! 308 DCATKSLV I'm gonna hurt you. 350 DCATKSLV You're not going to take my family, slaver! 351 DCATKSLV Die, slaving scum! 352 DCATKSLV You'll pay, you bastard! 353 DCATKSLV I'll fight to the death for my family! 354 DCATKSLV You won't get away with this! 355 DCATKSLV You're not leaving here with my friends! 356 DCATKSLV I'm going to get you for this! 357 DCATKSLV God damn slavers! 100 DCBILLY You see a patron of the Hole. 150 DCBILLY This fellow sure isn't very attractive. 151 DCBILLY This guy's only got one tooth. 152 DCBILLY [TALK] 153 DCBILLY Your wife sure is pretty! 154 DCBILLY Get away from us. 155 DCBILLY You like her, huh? 156 DCBILLY Yes, she is. 157 DCBILLY Yup. 158 DCBILLY I sure would like to do her. 159 DCBILLY Go right ahead. 160 DCBILLY OK. That�ll be $50. 161 DCBILLY Sure, but it�ll cost you $200. 162 DCBILLY No way! Get away from us! 163 DCBILLY OK. 164 DCBILLY No. 165 DCBILLY Alright! Now come with Billy, sweetie. 166 DCBILLY Now go away. 167 DCBILLY Thanks. Bye. 168 DCBILLY Bye. 169 DCBILLY Aw, shucks. 170 DCBILLY [done] 171 DCBILLY I am plumb tuckered out. 172 DCBILLY I�ll come back. 173 DCBILLY OK. 174 DCBILLY You sure are a pretty thing. 175 DCBILLY Get away from me. 176 DCBILLY Give me $200 and you can spend some time with me. 177 DCBILLY I cost $50, Mac. 178 DCBILLY Hee hee. Thanks. 179 DCBILLY I don�t have enough money. 180 DCBILLY Ok, $50 then. 181 DCBILLY Too bad for you. 182 DCBILLY See you around. 183 DCBILLY Don�t bother me. I�m scoping for nice-looking chicks. 184 DCBILLY Good luck. You�ll need it. 185 DCBILLY What am I, chopped liver? 186 DCBILLY Bye. 187 DCBILLY Oooh. OK. Bye. 188 DCBILLY [looks you up and down] No. I like chopped liver. 189 DCBILLY I don�t need this from you! 190 DCBILLY Excuse me, I have to go. 191 DCBILLY Too bad. I thought you were cute. 203 DCBILLY I want my money back. 204 DCBILLY I ain't giving you anything but a hole in the head. 205 DCBILLY OK, here you go. 225 DCBILLY I don't have it. 206 DCBILLY Hey. 207 DCBILLY Oh come on, give 208 DCBILLY another chance here. 209 DCBILLY I can see you don't want to talk to me. I'm leaving. 210 DCBILLY I gave you your chance and you blew it. 211 DCBILLY OK, but just one more chance. 212 DCBILLY That's my boy. 213 DCBILLY I'm just gonna have to kill you, then. 220 DCBILLY Hey, Frankie, I'm gonna just borrow the back room for a little while. 221 DCBILLY Hey, Frankie, look what I snagged. 222 DCBILLY Uh, Frankie, if anyone's... uh... looking for me, I'll be in back. 223 DCBILLY Follow me. 224 DCBILLY It's gonna have to wait. I'll talk to you later. 300 DCBILLY Damn, I'm fucked flat. 301 DCBILLY Wahoo. 302 DCBILLY That was... was... WOW!!! 303 DCBILLY You could set her ass on fire. 304 DCBILLY Damn that parted my hair - well, what little I have. 305 DCBILLY Sure beats a roll with Dave. 320 DCBILLY Not bad... Not bad... 321 DCBILLY I might even pay for that again. 322 DCBILLY Mmmm... 323 DCBILLY Not bad, not bad. 324 DCBILLY We'll have to do that again and work on our... flexability. 350 DCBILLY Looks like I'm going to be getting Handy again. 351 DCBILLY Don't let the door hit your DRY ASS on the way out! 352 DCBILLY Time to finish what you couldn't even start! 370 DCBILLY Oh, that's nice. 371 DCBILLY Billy likes that. 372 DCBILLY Ohhhh yeah. 373 DCBILLY Nice. 374 DCBILLY Jeezus and ramona. 375 DCBILLY Good Gracious. 376 DCBILLY I shoulda packed a box of tissue. 377 DCBILLY Hmmm, who should I imagine now. 390 DCBILLY Hey, can't you see I'm busy in here? 391 DCBILLY Hey, hey, get the hell out. 392 DCBILLY Hey, you couldn't finish the job, so get out. 393 DCBILLY Can you get me a mop and come back in 5? 400 DCBILLY Billy, you better not have made a mess on that mattress again! 401 DCBILLY Hey Billy, you need a mop? 402 DCBILLY Billy, your fly's down. AGAIN! 403 DCBILLY Yo Billy, don't forget to change your pants later. 404 DCBILLY Billy, you been eating doughnuts? 410 DCBILLY Uhhh. 411 DCBILLY Shucks 412 DCBILLY Jeesh 413 DCBILLY He, he, heee... 414 DCBILLY Huh? 500 DCBILLY *SPIT, SPIT* Eccchhhh... 510 DCBILLY Hey buddy, care to "rent" that fine ho of yours? 511 DCBILLY Can't this wait? I've got to get a drink. 512 DCBILLY Yeah, if you want to talk to me, I'll be at The Hole. 513 DCBILLY How about you meet me at The Hole and I buy you a drink? 520 DCBILLY Sorry, I'm a hurry to get home. I just got some new porn in. 523 DCBILLY I'm uhhh, tired, please let me go home and uhhh, sleep... 522 DCBILLY I'm going over to Dave's. He's got a whole porn wing! 530 DCBILLY Uhhh, no thanks. I don't have money to piss away on that again. 100 DCCAESAR You see a member of the Slaver's Guild. 150 DCCAESAR You see Metzger, head of the Slaver's Guild. 151 DCCAESAR [TALK] 152 DCCAESAR Guards! Attack! 153 DCCAESAR [done] 154 DCCAESAR Come back in the morning damn it! I do my business during the day. 155 DCCAESAR [done] 156 DCCAESAR What is it now? You're really starting to piss me off. 157 DCCAESAR I would like to apologize. 158 DCCAESAR Sorry, I was chemmed earlier. I didn�t mean anything. 159 DCCAESAR Whoa, what's your problem? 160 DCCAESAR I wanted to ask you a question. 161 DCCAESAR Apparently I have. Good bye. 162 DCCAESAR Wah. 163 DCCAESAR Well, it�s too late for that. Get out. 164 DCCAESAR Please, please, please; I�m sorry. 165 DCCAESAR Oh well, I tried. 166 DCCAESAR Screw you, then! 167 DCCAESAR Alright, alright. Apology accepted. 168 DCCAESAR Whew. Can I ask you some questions? 169 DCCAESAR I�m glad we straightened that out. See you later. 170 DCCAESAR Hello. It�s good to see you. 171 DCCAESAR Hi Metzger. We need to talk. 172 DCCAESAR You too. Bye. 173 DCCAESAR Blurp. 174 DCCAESAR I am Metzger, Head of the Slaver�s Guild. Whatcha need? 175 DCCAESAR Yes, I have some questions. 176 DCCAESAR No thanks. I�ll just go now. 177 DCCAESAR Swavuh??? 178 DCCAESAR Please leave. Now. 179 DCCAESAR Or what? 180 DCCAESAR Alright. But I�ll be back! 181 DCCAESAR OK. Bye. 182 DCCAESAR What would you like to know? 183 DCCAESAR About Trader Vic... 184 DCCAESAR Can I join the Slaver�s Guild? 185 DCCAESAR I�d like to sell my husband into slavery. 186 DCCAESAR I�d like to sell my wife. How much? 187 DCCAESAR I�d like to sell one of my friends here. 188 DCCAESAR Tell me about the guild. 189 DCCAESAR What cities buy your slaves? 190 DCCAESAR I�d like to buy a slave. 191 DCCAESAR I�m looking for Vault 13. Have you heard of it? 192 DCCAESAR Metzger? That's a strange name. 193 DCCAESAR Nothing. I have to go. 195 DCCAESAR It's from an old language, prewar or something. 196 DCCAESAR Metzger means butcher. Fitting, don't you think? 197 DCCAESAR That was my great grandfather's name. He can from somewhere far to the east. Across a large body of water. 198 DCCAESAR I read some book about a Metzger. He was a president, or something. 199 DCCAESAR Look who's talking trible. 200 DCCAESAR It's Germen, German, Garmen, or something. Ancient language, from a long time ago. 201 DCCAESAR Et tu, Brutus? 202 DCCAESAR I see. I still have a question, though. 203 DCCAESAR That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. 204 DCCAESAR Fascinating. Gotta go. 205 DCCAESAR Our mission is provide a steady and high-quality labor force to handle the ever-growing demands of the larger cities. Would you like to join? 206 DCCAESAR Sure. Sounds great. 207 DCCAESAR No way. 208 DCCAESAR I�ll get back to you on that. What cities buy your slaves? 209 DCCAESAR Sorry, that's private guild information. 210 DCCAESAR OK. Sign me up! 211 DCCAESAR No! You guys are sick people! 212 DCCAESAR I�ll consider that. I have more questions. 213 DCCAESAR Hmm, I�ll come back later. 214 DCCAESAR We will need to brand a small marking on your forehead to show to all your allegiance with the slavers guild. Are you ready? 215 DCCAESAR Sounds great! Do it! 216 DCCAESAR I�ve changed my mind. Can I ask another question? 217 DCCAESAR I don�t have time right now. I have to go. 218 DCCAESAR Welcome to the guild! 219 DCCAESAR Great, I have questions! 220 DCCAESAR OK, thanks. I�ll be back. 221 DCCAESAR Vault 13? No. Wait... I think Vic's from Vault City. Maybe that's it. 222 DCCAESAR Yes, where is it? 223 DCCAESAR No. I have another question though. 224 DCCAESAR No, never mind. 225 DCCAESAR We sell most of our slaves to Vault City and New Reno. New Reno is south east of here and most of the Den trades with it. 226 DCCAESAR Where is Vault City? 227 DCCAESAR I have more questions. 228 DCCAESAR Thanks, gotta go. 229 DCCAESAR Vault City is east of here, and a little south. Vic's from there. 230 DCCAESAR I have more questions. 231 DCCAESAR Thanks; gotta go. 232 DCCAESAR Hmm, looks like a healthy slave. I�ll give you 233 DCCAESAR coins. 234 DCCAESAR OK! It�s a deal. 235 DCCAESAR Uh, never mind. 236 DCCAESAR No way! I want double! 237 DCCAESAR You drive a hard bargain. Here is your money! 238 DCCAESAR Thanks. I have some more questions. 239 DCCAESAR Thanks. Bye. 240 DCCAESAR Anything else? 241 DCCAESAR Yes, I have a question. 242 DCCAESAR Nope. Bye. 243 DCCAESAR Which "friend" are you selling? 244 DCCAESAR Um, never mind. 245 DCCAESAR Interesting. I�ll give you 246 DCCAESAR coins. 247 DCCAESAR Sold! 248 DCCAESAR No, thanks. 249 DCCAESAR I want more money than that! 250 DCCAESAR Alright, I�ll give you 251 DCCAESAR but no more! 252 DCCAESAR Sold! 253 DCCAESAR Not good enough. 254 DCCAESAR That�s way too little. I�m leaving. 255 DCCAESAR What do you want with Vic? He's my property now. He shouldn't have fucked with me. 256 DCCAESAR I�d like to buy him. 257 DCCAESAR Why are you keeping him here? 258 DCCAESAR Nothing. Never mind. 259 DCCAESAR He is not for sale, yet. 260 DCCAESAR Why not? 261 DCCAESAR Oh, okay. 262 DCCAESAR He will cost $2000. 263 DCCAESAR Here is your money. 264 DCCAESAR That's a lot. Maybe later. 265 DCCAESAR The cost is $1000. 266 DCCAESAR Here is your money. 267 DCCAESAR Don't have that much yet. Bye. 268 DCCAESAR Our radio is broken and he's in charge of fixing it. 269 DCCAESAR I see. 270 DCCAESAR You haven�t got the money! 271 DCCAESAR Too bad for me. Can I ask you a question? 272 DCCAESAR Sorry, I�ll come back. 307 DCCAESAR How dare you return after abandoning your brothers during a Slave Run! Guards! Attack! 308 DCCAESAR [done] 309 DCCAESAR Excellent! It may take a few days for you to travel there and back. Are you ready to leave now? 310 DCCAESAR No. I�ll come back. 311 DCCAESAR Yes, I�m ready. Let�s go. 312 DCCAESAR Ah, you are back from the Slave run. Let�s see how you did... 313 DCCAESAR [more] 314 DCCAESAR [more] 315 DCCAESAR You killed potential slaves! A dead man brings us no income! Only kill the ones that are a threat, the others are of no threat. 316 DCCAESAR [more] 317 DCCAESAR You returned no slaves at all! What the hell is wrong with you? We're trying to make money here, not lose it. 318 DCCAESAR [more] 319 DCCAESAR Overall, you did well this Run. Keep up the good work and I might keep you around a while. 320 DCCAESAR Thank you. I will. 321 DCCAESAR I don�t know if I like this too much. 322 DCCAESAR You need to improve your enslavement technique. 323 DCCAESAR I will try. 324 DCCAESAR I apologize for my poor performance. 325 DCCAESAR I think I�m good enough. 326 DCCAESAR Damn it! You did terribly in this Run. Are you trying to ruin me? Be more careful next time. You don't need to kill them all! Just kill off the hostile ones. Leave the unarmed ones for collection. 327 DCCAESAR I�m sorry, Metzger. 328 DCCAESAR Hey, it�s tough work to be a Slaver! 329 DCCAESAR I�d like to see you do better. 330 DCCAESAR I'd like to go on a slave run. 331 DCCAESAR Damn it! I hate losing any guildmember on a Run. Try to watch each others back! 332 DCCAESAR Overall, you did well this Run. Here is $ 100 DCCARNKD You see a child shouting carny slogans. 101 DCCARNKD This dirty child appears to be employed to advertise a tourist attraction of some sort. 500 DCCARNKD See the Mysterious Mummy! 501 DCCARNKD See the Ancient Wonder! 502 DCCARNKD A Jan-u-wine Mummy, here now! 503 DCCARNKD See the Egyptian Prince! 504 DCCARNKD See the Queen of the Nile! 505 DCCARNKD Enter the Jan-u-wine haunted house! 506 DCCARNKD Mysteries of the Netherworld revealed! 507 DCCARNKD Come one, come all! 508 DCCARNKD The educational opportunity of a lifetime! 100 DCCHCGRD You see a guard. 150 DCCHCGRD The guard is guarding the old church. 151 DCCHCGRD [TALK] 152 DCCHCGRD How dare you show your face again! 153 DCCHCGRD [Done] 154 DCCHCGRD Ho! No one enters the Family Wright warehouse at night! 155 DCCHCGRD Well, Mr. Wright himself sent me on an errand. If you don�t know about it, too bad. 156 DCCHCGRD I�ll come back tomorrow. 157 DCCHCGRD I need to get in there now. 158 DCCHCGRD [Looking nervous] Sorry...I didn�t know. Do you have any papers? 159 DCCHCGRD Please! Can you even read? 160 DCCHCGRD No, he didn�t give me any. 161 DCCHCGRD I left them back with my guard. I�ll go fetch them. 162 DCCHCGRD You cannot get in without papers. 163 DCCHCGRD Here�s my authorization! Attack! 164 DCCHCGRD I�ll come back. 165 DCCHCGRD [Embarrassed] No...um...alright, just go on in... 166 DCCHCGRD Thank you. 167 DCCHCGRD That�s more like it. 168 DCCHCGRD What do you people want? 169 DCCHCGRD We need to go inside. 170 DCCHCGRD We were sent here by the boss. 171 DCCHCGRD I would have heard if a group was sent here. Be off! 172 DCCHCGRD Off with your head! 173 DCCHCGRD OK, OK; we�re going. 174 DCCHCGRD What is your business here? 175 DCCHCGRD I need to go inside. 176 DCCHCGRD I�ve been sent on official business by the boss. Stand aside! 177 DCCHCGRD Removing your head from your shoulders. 178 DCCHCGRD Sorry, wrong place. 179 DCCHCGRD Hello again. You can go on in. 180 DCCHCGRD Thanks. 181 DCCHCGRD Hey, get the hell away from the door! 182 DCCHCGRD Don't touch the door again unless you want trouble. 183 DCCHCGRD I see you touch that door again, you're gonna get a bullet in the head. 184 DCCHCGRD Hey, what do you think you're doing? 185 DCCHCGRD I've had enough of you. 186 DCCHCGRD Sorry; I can let you in, but your friends are gonna have to wait outside. 187 DCCHCGRD Only one of you are allowed in at a time. 200 DCCHCGRD Good evening. 201 DCCHCGRD Good afternoon. 202 DCCHCGRD Good morning. 203 DCCHCGRD Just finish up your business, thank you. 250 DCCHCGRD You know, pal, I've had enough of your shit! 251 DCCHCGRD You know, bitch, I've had enough of your shit! 0 DCCRAPS {100}{}{Sorry, the boss says we can't let you play here anymore.} 100 DCCUSTMR You see a customer. 101 DCCUSTMR You see a townsperson. 150 DCCUSTMR He looks like he's headed somewhere. 151 DCCUSTMR She looks like she's headed somewhere. 152 DCCUSTMR He's busy drinking and talking to other customers. 153 DCCUSTMR She seems to be busy talking. 154 DCCUSTMR He's looking over Tubby's shelves. 155 DCCUSTMR She seems to be looking around Tubby's store. 156 DCCUSTMR You don't see anything unusual about him. 157 DCCUSTMR You don't see anything unusual about her. 200 DCCUSTMR Get away from me! 201 DCCUSTMR Leave me alone! 202 DCCUSTMR Don't touch me! 203 DCCUSTMR Stop it! 204 DCCUSTMR What are you doing? 300 DCCUSTMR Sorry, can't talk now. 301 DCCUSTMR Where was I going again? 302 DCCUSTMR Hello. 303 DCCUSTMR Excuse me. 304 DCCUSTMR Hi. 305 DCCUSTMR Becky's place is the best, and not just cuz of the prices. 306 DCCUSTMR You here for the drinks or the tables? 307 DCCUSTMR All we need now are some troubadours. 308 DCCUSTMR Hello. 309 DCCUSTMR You a gambler? 310 DCCUSTMR How's the outside world? 311 DCCUSTMR Frankie's a scum bag. He's mean to Becky for no reason. 312 DCCUSTMR You a friend of Becky? 313 DCCUSTMR Grab a drink, friend! 314 DCCUSTMR Drink up! Drinks are cheap! 315 DCCUSTMR There's no way these are watered down. 316 DCCUSTMR That Dyer sure knows her stuff. 317 DCCUSTMR Nothing like good drinks and good company. 318 DCCUSTMR Only trouble with Becky's drinks is you tend to drink to many! 319 DCCUSTMR Becky� I mean Rebecca sure is a sweetheart. 320 DCCUSTMR If anyone ever lays a finger on her, they'll regret it. 321 DCCUSTMR This is some good stuff. 340 DCCUSTMR We should kill you for what you did. 341 DCCUSTMR I don't know what she did to you but she didn't deserve to die. 342 DCCUSTMR Maybe we should head to New Reno, since Becky's is closed. 343 DCCUSTMR I miss Becky's smile. 344 DCCUSTMR No more cheap booze. 345 DCCUSTMR The Den isn't the same without Becky's. 360 DCCUSTMR Frankie's is truly a hole� in the wall, that is. 361 DCCUSTMR I like the Hole better than Becky's. 362 DCCUSTMR We call this place the Hole. 363 DCCUSTMR Take a seat. Oh, wait. Maybe not. 364 DCCUSTMR Frankie's has action. Becky's is just a money pit. 365 DCCUSTMR Frankie sure doesn't like Becky. 366 DCCUSTMR Frankie says Becky's drinks are watered down. 367 DCCUSTMR How's it going? 368 DCCUSTMR Frankie knows how to party. 369 DCCUSTMR Becky's tables are rigged! Well, that's what Frankie says. 370 DCCUSTMR Bottoms up! 390 DCCUSTMR Damn, I warned Frankie about how he treated people. 391 DCCUSTMR Frankie should have watched his temper. 392 DCCUSTMR Now where we going to hang out? 393 DCCUSTMR Too bad Frankie's gone. He knew how to party. 394 DCCUSTMR You got quite a temper. What'd Frankie do to you? 395 DCCUSTMR Frankie insult your mom or something? 410 DCCUSTMR I'm just looking around. 411 DCCUSTMR I'm not sure what I'm looking for. 412 DCCUSTMR Tubby sure goes through a lot of Jet. 413 DCCUSTMR You see anything good? 414 DCCUSTMR Not much here. 415 DCCUSTMR Tubby needs to get some better suppliers. 416 DCCUSTMR You need chems? Tubby is normally well stocked. 430 DCCUSTMR What did you kill Tubby for? 431 DCCUSTMR No great loss, but Tubby was the only real shop in town. 432 DCCUSTMR What'd Tubby do to piss you off? 433 DCCUSTMR Tubby sold you some bad shit, didn't he? 434 DCCUSTMR The rumor is you whacked Tubby because of a bad deal or something. 435 DCCUSTMR Not surprised really. A lot of people have been sore with Tubby lately. 440 DCCUSTMR Nothing I'm interested in today� 441 DCCUSTMR Oh, hi. Just talking to my good friend Flick. 442 DCCUSTMR What are you doing in here? 443 DCCUSTMR You a friend of Flick's, too? 444 DCCUSTMR I didn't do anything. 445 DCCUSTMR What are you staring at? 446 DCCUSTMR Just pretend you don't see me. 447 DCCUSTMR Don't mind me. 460 DCCUSTMR Damn. You killed Flick. 461 DCCUSTMR Flick rip you off? 462 DCCUSTMR Flick's been into some dangerous work. 463 DCCUSTMR That sucks about Flick. 464 DCCUSTMR Wonder what all those kids are going to do now that Flick is dead. 465 DCCUSTMR Surprised Flick lasted this long. 480 DCCUSTMR We call this home. 481 DCCUSTMR Most of us grew up on Mom's cooking. 482 DCCUSTMR I've known Mom since I was a kid. 483 DCCUSTMR Mom takes care of everyone in the Den. 484 DCCUSTMR Mom can make a sandwich out of anything. 485 DCCUSTMR I hope you get to know Mom as well as us. 486 DCCUSTMR Great company, great food. What else could you ask for? 487 DCCUSTMR Cheers! 488 DCCUSTMR Hello. 500 DCCUSTMR How could you have hurt poor old Mom? 501 DCCUSTMR I've known, I mean, knew Mom all my life. 502 DCCUSTMR What did she ever do to you? 503 DCCUSTMR Murderer! Poor Mom� 504 DCCUSTMR Why did you have to do that? 100 DCDEREK You see a citizen of the Den. 101 DCDEREK You see Derek. 150 DCDEREK He looks quite agile. 200 DCDEREK Beat it. 201 DCDEREK I'm too tired to talk. 202 DCDEREK Get out of my place. 203 DCDEREK Get your own place to sleep. 204 DCDEREK Stop bothering me. 205 DCDEREK I'm bushed. 206 DCDEREK Doh! 207 DCDEREK Hey, what are you doing here? 220 DCDEREK Stay away from Metzger, tribal. 221 DCDEREK Why is it always so damn hot? 222 DCDEREK Why do we live in the desert? 223 DCDEREK I'm a good cook. 224 DCDEREK I'm going to open my own restaurant someday. 225 DCDEREK I wish I had a real kitchen. 226 DCDEREK Why am I always getting the short end of life? 227 DCDEREK People are always screwing me. 228 DCDEREK Fred's a dreamer - master plan, my ass. 240 DCDEREK Shhhh! They're everywhere. 241 DCDEREK Make them stop! 242 DCDEREK So you found that damn book? 243 DCDEREK I don't know why Becky won't hire me. 244 DCDEREK I will not go insane! 245 DCDEREK I got my quarters! 246 DCDEREK They come out at night, mostly. 247 DCDEREK I like potatoes! 248 DCDEREK Don't walk on the green stuff without boots! 249 DCDEREK Just turn it inside out. 250 DCDEREK Oh, my head hurts really bad now. 251 DCDEREK I'm a grandmaster cook! 252 DCDEREK I would never poison a newbie's food. 260 DCDEREK Hey you looking for some freshly baked bread? 261 DCDEREK Yes. 262 DCDEREK I'm looking for Becky's book. 263 DCDEREK No, bye. 270 DCDEREK Oh, hi again. 271 DCDEREK So where's Becky's book? 272 DCDEREK Hey, how about some of that bread? 273 DCDEREK Bye. 280 DCDEREK Ha! So am I. Have I told you what a great cook I am? Becky wont' hire me for some reason. She says I'm unstable. 281 DCDEREK She's probably right. 282 DCDEREK I'm looking for Becky's book. 283 DCDEREK That's great. I've uh� got to go. 290 DCDEREK What? You! Screw you buddy! I'm not� Ow! Fuck. 291 DCDEREK What? You! Screw you lady! I'm not� Ow! Fuck. 292 DCDEREK Damn. 293 DCDEREK Nuf Said. 300 DCDEREK Oh yeah. I didn't like it. Too much kissing. I threw it in the corner of that building... no that building... no... was it a building? Maybe I dropped it somewhere else... or did I throw it? Ow! My head! 301 DCDEREK Book? Oh, that book. Who sent you? I'm not sure if that's the proper side. Don't forget the tissue. 302 DCDEREK I can't! They're� oh crap� Do you have the cheese? Hide! 303 DCDEREK Hey! Not my problem. What was I supposed to do? Fight them? Little green men, big pointy teeth! Fuck! Ouch! Stop that! 304 DCDEREK My head hurts! What... who said that? 305 DCDEREK That helps a lot. 306 DCDEREK Uh. 310 DCDEREK What? Are you mocking me! Screw you! I'm not unstable! I can cook! I don't have voices in my head! 311 DCDEREK I'm gonna- shit! Fuck! Damn it! Stop that. Be quiet! What?... Okay. 312 DCDEREK Hey! Sto- do... fuck. 313 DCDEREK Bye. 314 DCDEREK Nothing. 320 DCDEREK Hey! Get away from me! 100 DCFLICK You see a thin, greasy looking, man. 150 DCFLICK You see Flick, giving his groin a thorough scratching. 151 DCFLICK You see an unclean fellow with a nasty facial-twitch. 200 DCFLICK Get outta heeya, you dumb-ass. 201 DCFLICK Hey meatball! Yeah, you. Get outta heeya. 202 DCFLICK You dumb or sumpin'? 203 DCFLICK Whatchur problem, eh? 204 DCFLICK Get the hell outta heeya. 220 DCFLICK Hey der, I'm Flick. What the fuck do you want, huh? 221 DCFLICK Now what? You wastin' my time heeya. 222 DCFLICK What's with the wacky accent, Flick? 223 DCFLICK What the hell do you do here? 224 DCFLICK I'm looking for a Vault - oh yeah, and some trader named Vic, too. Know where they might be? 225 DCFLICK I'd like to trade with you. 240 DCFLICK That 'bout do it for ya, pal? 241 DCFLICK Actually I'd like to take another look at your goods if I may. 242 DCFLICK Actually, I'd like to ask you a question. 243 DCFLICK That did it. See you around Flick. 260 DCFLICK I'm a fuckin' provider, waddya think? I'm like a good Samurai-itan guy. 261 DCFLICK Say what? 262 DCFLICK Yeah, uh, well�let me ask you something else. 263 DCFLICK Uh, oh. OK. Goodbye, Flick. 280 DCFLICK I provide fer them little paisanos. 281 DCFLICK You provide little pianos? 290 DCFLICK Pai-san-o, you know, the kids. My kids. 291 DCFLICK Your kids? 292 DCFLICK Well, I'm not really interested in music lessons for children. Let me ask you about something else. 300 DCFLICK Yeah, well they work for me. They bring me things. Little things. You know. 301 DCFLICK Uh, no. 302 DCFLICK Oh, OK. Let me ask you something else then. 303 DCFLICK Ah, I see. Well, I don't want to cramp your, uh, style. Goodbye. 315 DCFLICK They bring me stuff what they find. Little, little things. Stuff no one ain't usin' no more. In return, I takes care of 'em. 316 DCFLICK Sounds like a nice arrangement. 325 DCFLICK (Flick shrugs) I get by OK. 326 DCFLICK Let me ask you about something else then. 327 DCFLICK They must have brought you some real bargains. Let's see what you've got. 328 DCFLICK Just checking. Well, goodbye Flick. 340 DCFLICK What you talkin' about? You think I'm a fucking stupid pirla? Some dumb filio di puttana? You think I'm some kinda clown? Am I here to amuse you, is that it? 341 DCFLICK Uh, no. Sorry, I was just curious. Let me ask you about something else. 342 DCFLICK Yeah, that's right, shithead. And nothing's going to amuse me more than your death-throes. 343 DCFLICK Well, if you're going to get all huffy about it, I'm leaving. 360 DCFLICK Vault huh? Maybe Momma knows about that, 'cause I don't. But that Vic guy - him I know. Metzger's got that porca pistola. 361 DCFLICK Vic? Ain't that him with you? You biota. But Momma, her I know. 362 DCFLICK Who's Metzger? 363 DCFLICK Who's Momma? 364 DCFLICK Thanks. Let me ask you something else. 365 DCFLICK Thanks, that's all I need to know. Goodbye. 380 DCFLICK Momma runs a food place over in da East side a town. Just past the graveyard. Nice place, she got good pasta, Mama mia. 381 DCFLICK Thanks, What about that Metzger fellow that's got Vic? 382 DCFLICK Thanks. Let me ask you something else. 383 DCFLICK Thanks, that's all I need to know. Goodbye. 400 DCFLICK That's right. Metzger, that stronzo, he's dead. I don't know what happen to Vic. 401 DCFLICK That Metzger, he's a real rompiballe, that one. Runs the Slaver's Guild. East side of town, just north of Momma's. Anyhow, he got Vic, I know. 402 DCFLICK Thanks, now what about Momma? 403 DCFLICK Thanks. Let me ask you something else. 100 DCFRANKI You see the owner of The Hole. 101 DCFRANKI You see Frankie, owner of The Hole. 150 DCFRANKI This appears to be the owner of this place. 151 DCFRANKI This is Frankie. He owns this joint. 152 DCFRANKI [TALK] 153 DCFRANKI I�m Frankie and yer standing in 'The Hole.' Best damn bar for a hundred miles! Everyone crawls into The Hole when it's time to let loose. Now don't you be causing too much trouble, y�hear? 154 DCFRANKI I hear ya. 155 DCFRANKI Yeah, okay. Whatever. 156 DCFRANKI I see why you call this place "The Hole." 157 DCFRANKI Huh? 158 DCFRANKI What�s yer pleasure? 159 DCFRANKI Whiskey. 160 DCFRANKI Women. 161 DCFRANKI Men. 162 DCFRANKI Info. 163 DCFRANKI Nothing today. Bye. 164 DCFRANKI Wee wee. 165 DCFRANKI Hey! You better shut your hole! 166 DCFRANKI Or what? 167 DCFRANKI Just do your job and get me a drink. 168 DCFRANKI I�ll just leave instead. 169 DCFRANKI Whiskey is $ 170 DCFRANKI a shot. 171 DCFRANKI Here�s your money. 172 DCFRANKI No way! That�s too much! 173 DCFRANKI Why does your whiskey cost so much more than Becky�s? 174 DCFRANKI No thanks. 175 DCFRANKI Anything else? 176 DCFRANKI Yes. 177 DCFRANKI Nope, thanks. 178 DCFRANKI You don�t have enough money! This ain�t no charity! 179 DCFRANKI Oh, sorry. I�m low on funds. 180 DCFRANKI I�ll come back. 181 DCFRANKI What do you want? 182 DCFRANKI Whiskey. 183 DCFRANKI Nothing. I�m leaving. 184 DCFRANKI Wahdo a peedee! 185 DCFRANKI And stay out! 186 DCFRANKI [exit] 187 DCFRANKI I don�t want people like you in my place. Get out! 188 DCFRANKI Alright, I�m going. 189 DCFRANKI Wah. 190 DCFRANKI Those New Reno families charge an arm and a leg for their booze. I don�t know how she does it! 191 DCFRANKI Well, you should try to find out. 192 DCFRANKI I could find out. 193 DCFRANKI I know how she does it. 194 DCFRANKI I�ll just go buy whiskey from her. 195 DCFRANKI If you find out where she gets her booze, I�ll pay you $100. 196 DCFRANKI OK, I�ll find out. 197 DCFRANKI Nope, not interested. 198 DCFRANKI So, how does Becky do it? How does she sell her booze so cheap? 199 DCFRANKI She has a still. 200 DCFRANKI I don�t know yet. I�ll come back. 201 DCFRANKI What? A still! Damn. Hey, here�s the $100, and I�ll pay you $500 to destroy it. You can use my crowbar, in the back room over there. That'll do a number on her stupid little still! 202 DCFRANKI I already did. 203 DCFRANKI OK, I�ll destroy it. 204 DCFRANKI No way. That�s too much. I got the information. You handle it. 205 DCFRANKI No, I have a better idea. 206 DCFRANKI So, is the still destroyed? Like I said, just use my crowbar on it. That'll really fuck it up fast. 207 DCFRANKI Yes, it is. 208 DCFRANKI I have a better idea. 209 DCFRANKI Nope. I�ll let you know when it is. 210 DCFRANKI Then here�s the $500. Thanks. 211 DCFRANKI Nice doing business with you. 212 DCFRANKI You know, Frankie, she�s just going to build another one. 213 DCFRANKI Thanks, bye. 214 DCFRANKI Damn! Well, in the mean time she�ll have no booze. 215 DCFRANKI Why fight her, Frankie? Join her. 216 DCFRANKI Think. Where else can you get liquor? 217 DCFRANKI What do you mean? 218 DCFRANKI Buy liquor from her. It�s cheaper than New Reno�s, so you�ll make more money, too. 219 DCFRANKI I don�t want to do this. 220 DCFRANKI Never mind. 221 DCFRANKI Look, I just want her still destroyed. Will you do it? 222 DCFRANKI Alright, I will. 223 DCFRANKI No, I won�t. Good bye. 224 DCFRANKI Maybe you�re right. I�ll talk to her. Thanks. 225 DCFRANKI Hey, what are friends for? 226 DCFRANKI Bye. 227 DCFRANKI Information I do not have. 228 DCFRANKI Really? How about why Becky�s drinks are so much cheaper than yours? 229 DCFRANKI I thought bartenders knew everything. 230 DCFRANKI Then I�m in the wrong place. Bye. 231 DCFRANKI Go talk to Sheila. Hey, Sheila, you got a customer! 232 DCFRANKI Wait, that�s not what I want! 233 DCFRANKI Thanks. Bye. 234 DCFRANKI Yeah, I bet. You must have the damnedest time getting men. Try your luck somewhere else, sister. I ain't into no charities. 235 DCFRANKI Fine! Something else then. 236 DCFRANKI Why, you little... 237 DCFRANKI I don�t need this from you! 238 DCFRANKI I have a room over there. You and I can use it. 239 DCFRANKI OK. 240 DCFRANKI No, I didn�t mean that! 242 DCFRANKI Neither were you. 243 DCFRANKI I might have tried if you knew how to please a woman. 244 DCFRANKI You were the best I ever had. Really. I mean that. 245 DCFRANKI I hate to eat and run, but... 246 DCFRANKI Well, see you later. 247 DCFRANKI Bye. 248 DCFRANKI Yeah, whatever. Just clean up after yourself this time, will ya? 249 DCFRANKI Hey, everyone! Let's hear it for Billy. He's actually getting some! 250 DCFRANKI You need a mop? 251 DCFRANKI See ya in five. 252 DCFRANKI Sheila! Watch the bar! 253 DCFRANKI Hey, Billy, get outta here! 254 DCFRANKI Now where were we? 255 DCFRANKI Where are you, woman? 256 DCFRANKI Would you get in here? 257 DCFRANKI Come on, baby. 258 DCFRANKI Follow me. 259 DCFRANKI No woman stands me up. Get the hell out! 260 DCFRANKI Fine. 261 DCFRANKI I forgot; I had something else I had to attend to right away. Please forgive me, baby. 262 DCFRANKI I decided I didn't want to sleep with your ugly ass after all. 263 DCFRANKI Lucky for you, I'm a nice guy. Just don't pull that crap with me again. 264 DCFRANKI I won't, baby, I promise. 265 DCFRANKI I'm gonna put my foot in your ass, woman! 266 DCFRANKI No one talks to me like that! Die! 267 DCFRANKI I've given you all the chances I'm gonna give ya. Now get out. 268 DCFRANKI You're not going in my back room with that trash! 300 DCFRANKI Hey, I didn't fucking say I'd pay you to kill the bitch. Get the fuck out! 350 DCFRANKI Wow! Holy fuck. That was amazing. 351 DCFRANKI Damn, you were pretty good baby. 352 DCFRANKI Thanks, it was fun. Now get out. 353 DCFRANKI You were, uhhh... Never mind, get out. 354 DCFRANKI Well, I've never had worse than that. 400 DCFRANKI You know baby, you might be hot and all, but you've got lots and lots to learn. 100 DCFRED You see a citizen of the Den. 101 DCFRED You see Fred. 102 DCFRED You see Fred, wearing very fine clothes. 150 DCFRED He seems to be busy thinking about something. 151 DCFRED He seems pretty happy with his fine new threads. 200 DCFRED I'm going to make it big some day. 201 DCFRED Oh, leave me alone. I'm busy. 202 DCFRED The master plan� 203 DCFRED Going to figure it out some day� 204 DCFRED Why do I always lose? 205 DCFRED Tables must be rigged. 206 DCFRED ...I'll own my own place some day. 207 DCFRED Going to get nice clothes. 220 DCFRED Hey, man! It's late. Leave me alone. 221 DCFRED No, I don't need any company. 222 DCFRED Do you know what time it is? 223 DCFRED I don't have anything. 224 DCFRED Bug me in the morning. I'm tired. 225 DCFRED Beat it. 226 DCFRED No one's home. 227 DCFRED Can't talk. I'm getting ready for bed. 228 DCFRED Hey, lady! It's late. Leave me alone. 240 DCFRED No more money! Leave me alone. 241 DCFRED There's no work. What am I going to do? 242 DCFRED Don't tell me I owe someone else! Ahh! 243 DCFRED I'm never going to make it big now. 244 DCFRED I'm so broke. 245 DCFRED Oh man, I need some cash. 246 DCFRED I'll never get to buy new clothes now. 247 DCFRED Got to get a new master plan� 260 DCFRED Thanks for covering for me! 261 DCFRED You're a real life saver. 262 DCFRED I'll have the money for you soon. 263 DCFRED I'll win it big anytime soon! 264 DCFRED You're the first person I'll see when I win big. 275 DCFRED Master plan is in action! 276 DCFRED Thanks for the loan! You're money's in good hands! 277 DCFRED Those tables sure are rough, but don't worry. 278 DCFRED I'll win big some day, thanks to you. 279 DCFRED I'm due any day! I can feel it. 280 DCFRED I'm going to pay you back, I swear! 281 DCFRED I'm going to win it big soon. I can smell it. 295 DCFRED Huh? Do I know you? What do you want? 296 DCFRED Why do you keep bothering me? I don't even know you. Go bug someone else. 297 DCFRED I'm here to collect some money you owe someone. 298 DCFRED Never mind. 299 DCFRED Uk! 300 DCFRED Bye. 310 DCFRED HEY! There you are! I've been looking all over for you! Check out these threads! 311 DCFRED Thanks again. 312 DCFRED Looking very nice. 313 DCFRED You look like crap! 314 DCFRED Yuk! 315 DCFRED Ug. 320 DCFRED Thank you. Thank you very much! Thanks to you, I have four sets just like these! 321 DCFRED So you won it big after all? 322 DCFRED So, where's my money? 330 DCFRED You don't like my threads? You know, I think your right. I don't like them either. Time for some new ones - I can afford it! 331 DCFRED So, you won it big after all? 332 DCFRED Where's my money? 333 DCFRED Hmph. 340 DCFRED I was getting there! Won't even let me bask in my glory? I worked hard for this you know. 341 DCFRED I know, I'm sorry. 342 DCFRED Screw that. Where's the money I covered you for? 343 DCFRED I don't give a crap. Where's my money? 350 DCFRED Fine. Here. [Fred gives you $500] There's a little extra for trusting me. Well, see you later. Thanks again. 351 DCFRED Thanks! 352 DCFRED What ever. 360 DCFRED Thanks a lot for covering for me. It really meant a lot to me, to be trusted by a complete stranger. Let me give you this. 361 DCFRED Okay. 362 DCFRED You shouldn't have. 363 DCFRED Uh. 370 DCFRED I owe you a lot. You trusted me when I was down on my luck. As a small gesture of gratitude I have something for you. 371 DCFRED Okay. 372 DCFRED You shouldn't have. 373 DCFRED Uh. 380 DCFRED Here. [Fred give you $1000.] I hope this helps. I'm sure you'll find someplace to spend it. 381 DCFRED Sorry, I can't accept this. 382 DCFRED Thanks. 383 DCFRED Not really, but I'll take it. 384 DCFRED Yum. 390 DCFRED Here. [Fred gives you $2000, 5 Fusion Cells, 5 Energy Cells, and a Plasma Grenade.] I hope this helps, at least a little. 391 DCFRED Sorry, I can't accept this. 392 DCFRED Thank you very much. 393 DCFRED Not really, but I'll take it. 394 DCFRED Yum. 400 DCFRED What? Well, okay, if you insist. Thank you so very much. Take good care of yourself. 401 DCFRED Bye. 410 DCFRED What? You doing some strange chem? You don't look like a jethead. Get away from me you freak. 411 DCFRED Beat it! 412 DCFRED Ug. 420 DCFRED What are you talking about? I don't owe anyone anything. Who the hell are you talking about? 421 DCFRED Yea, you said that last time. I don't know what you're talking about? Who's this imaginary person again? 422 DCFRED Becky says you owe her $500 423 DCFRED Becky sent me. 424 DCFRED Rebecca says she lent you $200. 430 DCFRED Oh yeah, right. Rebecca lent me $200� Oh, wait. Maybe- ummm� 431 DCFRED She's told me to break your neck if you don't pay. 432 DCFRED Hand it over. 440 DCFRED Yeah, right. I've never seen that much money before in my life. 441 DCFRED Hmmm. 442 DCFRED Oh. 450 DCFRED Right! That'll be the day. Becky wouldn't hurt a fly. She sure is pretty though. 451 DCFRED Well, you're wrong, asshole. 452 DCFRED Maybe it was someone else. 460 DCFRED Damn. I think your right, but - I'm almost broke. I can't afford that kind of money! I've got to eat you know. 461 DCFRED Sorry. 462 DCFRED Tough luck. 470 DCFRED Oh, damn it. I can barely afford $100. Could you spot me half? I promise I'll pay you back! 471 DCFRED No sorry. 472 DCFRED Come on. Pay up the full amount! 473 DCFRED Okay, fine. 480 DCFRED Damn it. You're going to ruin me! Well, okay, here. Now I'm completely broke. 481 DCFRED Oh, fine. I'll cover you. 482 DCFRED Thanks. Manage your money better next time. 483 DCFRED Thank you for your business. 490 DCFRED I told you! I can't! I'll starve if I do. Oh, come on, can't you help me out? 491 DCFRED All right. I'll cover half of it. 492 DCFRED No sorry. I don't have the cash either. 493 DCFRED I'll be back. 500 DCFRED What? Really? Wow! Thanks a lot, man! Here's a $100. I'll get the other $100 to you as soon as possible! 501 DCFRED What? Really? Wow! Thanks a lot, lady! Here's a $100. I'll get the other $100 to you as soon as possible! 502 DCFRED No problem. 503 DCFRED You better pay me back. 510 DCFRED Oh, don't worry. I will! You have my word and I won't forget about it this time! 511 DCFRED Okay. 520 DCFRED Say, you know what? That hundred's really going to uh� delay things. Do you think I could borrow a little bit back? 521 DCFRED How much? 522 DCFRED No way. 530 DCFRED Wait! I know. Tell you what, I'll give you $100 and you spot me for the other $100 I owe Becky. I'll pay you back real soon. 531 DCFRED Okay fine. 532 DCFRED No deal. 540 DCFRED Just $50. Please! It's all part of the master plan! 541 DCFRED All right. 542 DCFRED But that'll only leave me with $50 to pay your $200 loan. 543 DCFRED No. 550 DCFRED Wha- uh� Damn! You won't regret this! I'm good for it! 551 DCFRED No problem. 560 DCFRED Uh, yeah. I see your math skills- I mean, please! It's not much to you I'm sure, but it's a hell of a lot for me. 561 DCFRED Okay. 562 DCFRED No. 570 DCFRED Yeah, sure she did. Everyone knows she hates that name. You're not fooling me! 571 DCFRED I don't owe her anything. 572 DCFRED She said you were forgetful. 573 DCFRED Look, I don't have time for this. Pay up damn it! 574 DCFRED Rebecca said she lent it to you a while ago. 580 DCFRED I am not! I� wait. There was that one time. Didn't I pay her back? I thought I did� 581 DCFRED No, you didn't. That's why she sent me. 582 DCFRED Just pay up so I can get out of here. 590 DCFRED I don't remember� but Becky sure has helped me and my friends out in the past. 591 DCFRED Hand over the $200. 592 DCFRED Just give me the money. 600 DCFRED Leave me alone. 601 DCFRED Whatever. 602 DCFRED Okay. 610 DCFRED Uh. Hi again. So, uh, I suppose you want the money. Do you think you could cover me for half? 611 DCFRED No, sorry. 612 DCFRED If she lent you $200, you'll pay it. 100 DCG1GRD You see a guard. 150 DCG1GRD He's one of Tyler's guards. 200 DCG1GRD You still alive? 210 DCG1GRD We showed them, didn't we? 211 DCG1GRD No one messes with us. 212 DCG1GRD We kicked ass. 213 DCG1GRD About time we finished them off. 214 DCG1GRD I can't forget the look on his face. It was great. 215 DCG1GRD I'm surprised Metzger didn't get pissed. 216 DCG1GRD I wonder why Metzger didn't step in. 225 DCG1GRD I don't know why Metzger has us guard this shit. 226 DCG1GRD Who's going to try and steal this crap? 227 DCG1GRD This job is a cakewalk. 228 DCG1GRD No one ever messes with us. 229 DCG1GRD I think this stuff came from a Vault or something. 230 DCG1GRD What are you looking for anyway? 231 DCG1GRD There's nothing in here but us mice. 232 DCG1GRD Don't waste your time, we've checked this stuff over a million times. 233 DCG1GRD Tonight's the night. 234 DCG1GRD I hate waiting. 235 DCG1GRD I'll pass up drinks for this anytime. 236 DCG1GRD Is it time yet? I can hardly wait. 237 DCG1GRD I hope I get the first kill. 238 DCG1GRD Why did they wait until now to mess with us? 239 DCG1GRD This is going to be interesting. 240 DCG1GRD Too bad we didn't get any action after all. 241 DCG1GRD I wonder why they changed their minds. 242 DCG1GRD All that waiting and nothing. 243 DCG1GRD So what ever happened to that trap you were going to help us set? 244 DCG1GRD What happened the other night? 245 DCG1GRD Too bad those cowards chickened out. It would have been nice to finish them off. 100 DCG2GRD You see a gangster. 150 DCG2GRD He seems to be a member of Lara's gang. 151 DCG2GRD She seems to be a member of Lara's gang. 200 DCG2GRD Wise guy. 201 DCG2GRD There you are. 202 DCG2GRD Pay back. 203 DCG2GRD Come here. 204 DCG2GRD I'm not through with you. 205 DCG2GRD Bitch. 225 DCG2GRD Wonder how long things will last around here with Metzger gone? 226 DCG2GRD So, Metzger's finally dead? 227 DCG2GRD Was that your handiwork? 228 DCG2GRD The Den'll never be the same again. 240 DCG2GRD I can't believe it, we actually beat them! 241 DCG2GRD Metzger's got to show us respect now. 242 DCG2GRD We sure showed them. 243 DCG2GRD We gave 'em our own brand of justice. 244 DCG2GRD We couldn't have done it without you! 245 DCG2GRD Thank you for your help! 246 DCG2GRD We did it! 247 DCG2GRD You screwing around with us? 248 DCG2GRD Better watch you step. 249 DCG2GRD Lara's the only reason we don't string you up right now. 250 DCG2GRD What were you trying to pull? 251 DCG2GRD Coward. 252 DCG2GRD You make me sick. 253 DCG2GRD Get lost 254 DCG2GRD Beat it. 255 DCG2GRD We're ready when you are. 256 DCG2GRD It's about time we pay them back. 257 DCG2GRD I hate waiting. 258 DCG2GRD Lets go already. 259 DCG2GRD You ready yet? 260 DCG2GRD Just let Lara know when it's time. 270 DCG2GRD You looking to join up? 271 DCG2GRD You must be here to see Lara. 272 DCG2GRD How's it going? 273 DCG2GRD Lara's the person you should be talking to. 274 DCG2GRD Hi. 275 DCG2GRD You here to see Lara? 300 DCG2GRD Hi. 301 DCG2GRD How's it going? 302 DCG2GRD Hope things are going good. 303 DCG2GRD So you might be able to help us out? 304 DCG2GRD Good to see you. 305 DCG2GRD We'll pay back Tyler soon� 306 DCG2GRD Any new developments? 310 DCG2GRD Thanks for the help. To bad about Lara. 311 DCG2GRD We finally got em! 312 DCG2GRD We couldn't have done this without you. 313 DCG2GRD At least Lara went out in fight. 314 DCG2GRD I can't believe Lara didn't make it. 315 DCG2GRD We sure showed Metzger who's best. 316 DCG2GRD Metzger's better off with us. 350 DCG2GRD You said it! 351 DCG2GRD They're dead meat! 100 DCGAMBLE You see a gambler. 101 DCGAMBLE This gambler seems to be doing extremely well. 102 DCGAMBLE He seems to be winning, but all his money is on the table. 103 DCGAMBLE She seems to be winning, but all her money is on the table. 104 DCGAMBLE This person doesn't seem to be winning or losing 105 DCGAMBLE This person hasn't won in a while. 106 DCGAMBLE She looks like she's about to cry and seems to almost be out of money. 107 DCGAMBLE He looks very angry and seems to be losing big. 200 DCGAMBLE Don't hurt me! 201 DCGAMBLE Don't shoot! 202 DCGAMBLE I don't have any money! 203 DCGAMBLE Why did you have to kill poor Becky? 204 DCGAMBLE What did she ever do to you? 205 DCGAMBLE I didn't do anything! 206 DCGAMBLE Please go, I won't tell. 300 DCGAMBLE Yes! The dice love me! 301 DCGAMBLE Oh, that was close. 302 DCGAMBLE Don't interrupt me. You'll ruin my winning streak. 303 DCGAMBLE I'm hot! 304 DCGAMBLE Money, money, money! 305 DCGAMBLE I love this game! 306 DCGAMBLE You see that! Yes! 307 DCGAMBLE Roulette is the game to play! 308 DCGAMBLE I'm doing pretty good, how about you? 309 DCGAMBLE I'm doing better than normal. 310 DCGAMBLE Great place don't you think? 311 DCGAMBLE Becky's tables are better than New Reno. 312 DCGAMBLE You like this game? It's a lot of fun. 313 DCGAMBLE I haven't had a good roll in a while. 314 DCGAMBLE I need a good roll. 315 DCGAMBLE Well, at least I'm not losing. 316 DCGAMBLE I'm not going anywhere. 317 DCGAMBLE I'm just breaking even. 318 DCGAMBLE You've got to play the numbers. 319 DCGAMBLE Just betting on the red or black is bad odds. 320 DCGAMBLE The dice aren't behaving. 321 DCGAMBLE I'm down and it's not looking good. 322 DCGAMBLE I hope you do better than I. 323 DCGAMBLE I've seen better days. 324 DCGAMBLE I know how to play, honest. 325 DCGAMBLE The ball's not bouncing my way today. 326 DCGAMBLE Another payday lost for good. 327 DCGAMBLE I'm almost broke! 328 DCGAMBLE Damn it. This sucks. 329 DCGAMBLE Why is does this always happen to me? 330 DCGAMBLE I can't win. 331 DCGAMBLE I hate this game. 400 DCGAMBLE Damn, Becky's was the only place to gamble around here! 401 DCGAMBLE Stay away. 402 DCGAMBLE Don't shoot! 403 DCGAMBLE Please leave us lone. 500 DCGAMBLE Don't stop there. 501 DCGAMBLE Keep moving. 502 DCGAMBLE COME ON 7! 503 DCGAMBLE Yes! 504 DCGAMBLE Keep it coming! 505 DCGAMBLE Becky! I'm going to take all your money today! 506 DCGAMBLE Woohoo! Winner! 507 DCGAMBLE Give me another good bounce! 508 DCGAMBLE Yes! 509 DCGAMBLE All right! 510 DCGAMBLE Again, lets see that again. 511 DCGAMBLE Come on. 512 DCGAMBLE That's what I wanted. 513 DCGAMBLE Almost. 514 DCGAMBLE Not bad. 515 DCGAMBLE How did that happen? 516 DCGAMBLE Oops. 517 DCGAMBLE No wammies, no wammies. Stop! 518 DCGAMBLE Well, the game lives up to its name. 519 DCGAMBLE I just need one big win. 520 DCGAMBLE Figures! 521 DCGAMBLE Again? 522 DCGAMBLE This isn't looking good. 523 DCGAMBLE Roulette sucks! 524 DCGAMBLE Becky! You're tables are killing me! 525 DCGAMBLE Are those loaded dice or what? 526 DCGAMBLE Not again! 527 DCGAMBLE Why me? 528 DCGAMBLE Damn it! So close! 529 DCGAMBLE Oh sweet sweet Jesus, KILL ME NOW! 530 DCGAMBLE I hate this game! 531 DCGAMBLE Damn! That was my number on the last spin! 532 DCGAMBLE Black again!?!? 600 DCGAMBLE Get away! 601 DCGAMBLE Why did you do that? 602 DCGAMBLE Get away! 603 DCGAMBLE Stop it, I'm fragile. 100 DCGENGRD You see an intimidating ruffian. 101 DCGENGRD You see a guard of the Den. 102 DCGENGRD Not now; I�m on duty. 103 DCGENGRD I cannot speak to you. 104 DCGENGRD Please go away. 105 DCGENGRD Do not bother me. 106 DCGENGRD Please see my boss. 107 DCGENGRD I am not allowed to answer your questions. 108 DCGENGRD You must cease bothering me. 109 DCGENGRD I just work here. 110 DCGENGRD I know nothing. 100 DCJOEY You see a thug. 101 DCJOEY You see Joey. 150 DCJOEY This guy doesn't look too friendly. 151 DCJOEY [TALK] 152 DCJOEY I�m gonna cut you up, fucker! 153 DCJOEY Yeah? Come on and try. 154 DCJOEY Hey, wait just one minute! 155 DCJOEY I�d think twice if I were you. 156 DCJOEY What do you want? Why shouldn�t I just kill you rather than listen to your bullshit after what you've done? 157 DCJOEY I want to talk to you about a ghost that comes around here at night. 158 DCJOEY Did you take a locket from the haunted house? 159 DCJOEY Never mind. I'll just kick your ass instead. 160 DCJOEY Nothing. Just passing through. 161 DCJOEY What the hell are you talking about? 162 DCJOEY Did you steal a locket from that haunted house? 163 DCJOEY Nothing. Never mind. 164 DCJOEY Forget it. I�ll kill you now and sort out the pieces later. 165 DCJOEY I-I don�t know what you�re talking about. 166 DCJOEY Oh, I think you do! You stole a dead girl�s locket, and now her spirit can't rest. 167 DCJOEY Then I�ll take it by force. 168 DCJOEY T-That's f-fucking crazy! Y-you must h-have been r-really fucked up on some of Tubby's shit. I-I n-never s-saw no g-ghost w-when I stayed t-there- just a bad trip, wasn't f-fucking real. 169 DCJOEY Look, I�ll buy it from you. 170 DCJOEY Give it to me or you can join her. 171 DCJOEY If you don�t return it now, she�ll come after you. And she can�t be stopped. 172 DCJOEY Huh? Oh yeah. Yeah. T-That's for damn sure. You're gonna have to fork over some bucks for sure. You ain't gettin' this for free! $50 or beat it! 173 DCJOEY Okay, here�s the money. 174 DCJOEY Take $20 and be happy I don�t just take it from you. 175 DCJOEY Nah, I changed my mind. See ya. 176 DCJOEY Give it to me or I kill you for it. 177 DCJOEY Here. Now just leave me alone. 178 DCJOEY Gladly. 179 DCJOEY Don�t let me catch you doing this again! 180 DCJOEY H-Hey! You don�t have the money! Get the hell out of here! 181 DCJOEY Oops. I�ll come back. 182 DCJOEY Then I guess I have to kill you. 183 DCJOEY Hey. How's it goin'? 184 DCJOEY OK, and you? 185 DCJOEY Not so good. 186 DCJOEY Did you take a locket from that haunted house? 187 DCJOEY What do you know about that ghost that comes around here at night? 188 DCJOEY Hey, man, I�m Joey. What're you doin' on my turf? 189 DCJOEY Your turf? I don�t think so. 190 DCJOEY Maybe I�m looking for you. 191 DCJOEY Just leaving. Bye. 192 DCJOEY Looking for some information. 193 DCJOEY Hey, baby cakes. You looking for Joey? Here I am. 194 DCJOEY No. Go away. 195 DCJOEY Maybe. What are you offering me? 196 DCJOEY I want some information. 197 DCJOEY No, sorry. I have to go now. 198 DCJOEY Hey, I got some jet. It�s great stuff and brand new from Reno. Want some? 199 DCJOEY No way! 200 DCJOEY How much? 201 DCJOEY No, I want information. 202 DCJOEY I have to go. Bye. 203 DCJOEY How about you and I get it on? 204 DCJOEY Okay. 205 DCJOEY Not if you were the last nonmutated man on the planet. 206 DCJOEY Er, no... I don�t think so. I need something else. 207 DCJOEY You�ll be coming back. 208 DCJOEY Maybe. 209 DCJOEY Don�t count on it. 210 DCJOEY Wait! Can I ask you something? 211 DCJOEY Nobody talks to me like that! 212 DCJOEY I just did. You do anything more than talk? 213 DCJOEY Whatever. Are you selling anything or just making small talk? 214 DCJOEY My apologies. I�m actually looking around and don�t know the area. 215 DCJOEY What do you want? 216 DCJOEY I�m looking for a locket. 217 DCJOEY I need to know more about that haunted house. 218 DCJOEY What�s the deal with the old church and those guards? 219 DCJOEY Nothing you can provide. 220 DCJOEY Have you heard of Vault 13? 221 DCJOEY Um, never mind. See you around. 222 DCJOEY Oh, you mean Tyler and his gang? They guard some shit that comes in from Vault City. Big fucking crates. Once in a while you see them get picked up by caravans heading to New Reno. 223 DCJOEY Can I ask you more about them? 224 DCJOEY Can I ask you something else? 225 DCJOEY OK, thanks. Bye. 226 DCJOEY What else you wanna know? 227 DCJOEY Who�s Tyler? 228 DCJOEY Where�s New Reno? 229 DCJOEY So, what are they guarding? 230 DCJOEY I want to ask you about something else. 231 DCJOEY That�s it. Bye. 232 DCJOEY Tyler's just some weasel who screwed all the rest of us out of a sweet deal with Metzger, but fuck that shit! I don't fucking care anymore. I could kick his fucking ass though. Lara and him still have some really bad blood. Something about Tyler and her brother. 233 DCJOEY That could be useful. Can I ask you more about them? 234 DCJOEY Can I ask you something else? 235 DCJOEY OK, thanks. Bye. 236 DCJOEY New Reno is down to the south a long ways, then east some. There's a lot of action to be made there, but it's pretty fucking dangerous too. I might head back some day. Here, I can show you where it's at on that fancy screen thing of yours. 237 DCJOEY I think I can find it now. Can I ask you more about them? 238 DCJOEY Can I ask you something else? 239 DCJOEY OK, thanks. Bye. 240 DCJOEY Hell if I know. 241 DCJOEY Interesting. Can I ask you more about them? 242 DCJOEY Can I ask you something else? 243 DCJOEY OK, thanks. Bye. 244 DCJOEY For you, I will sell jet for $500. 245 DCJOEY No, thanks. Bye. 246 DCJOEY No, thanks, but I would like to ask you something. 247 DCJOEY That�s too much! 248 DCJOEY OK, I�ll buy it. 249 DCJOEY If you don�t have the money, come back when you can afford it. Don't let me see you buying from anyone else or I'll kick your fucking ass. I'm the only one with the pure uncut shit, shipped directly from New Reno. 250 DCJOEY Wait, I�ll buy it. 251 DCJOEY Well, can I ask you something? 252 DCJOEY Bye. 253 DCJOEY OK, I�ll drop the price to $350, but no less! That�s my final offer. You got to pay top dollar for the good shit. Don't buy from Tubby or any of those losers. They cut their shit. I'm the only one for miles that can get a hold of the best stuff. 254 DCJOEY Forget it. Can I ask you something? 255 DCJOEY OK, I�ll buy it. 256 DCJOEY Never mind. Bye. 257 DCJOEY Vault... Vault... Vault 13? Nope, never heard of it. Don't tell me they've come up with another new chem! Nothing can beat jet! 258 DCJOEY No, you moron. 259 DCJOEY No, it�s a place. Can I ask something else? 260 DCJOEY Yes, a wonderful chem. 261 DCJOEY No, bye. 262 DCJOEY Joey here isn't much of a conversationalist. 300 DCJOEY Probably not. Bye. 350 DCJOEY You been sleeping? Turns out that Lara's a mean little bitch after all. She gunned Tyler down. I hear Metzger was in on it. Well, I better get back to� work. 100 DCLARA You see Lara. 150 DCLARA She's the leader of this gang. 200 DCLARA The name's Lara; I run this gang. You better not be here to cause trouble or you're in for a world of hurt. 201 DCLARA Hi again. Need something? 202 DCLARA Got any work? 203 DCLARA Just looking around. 204 DCLARA I'm looking for a merchant named Vic. 205 DCLARA Aruh. 206 DCLARA Rara. 220 DCLARA We don't have any doctors in town and I can't help you. 221 DCLARA Sorry, I still don't understand. 222 DCLARA Ack. 230 DCLARA The name doesn't ring a bell, but then again I don't keep track of who comes in and out of town. Check with Becky. Everyone ends up going through there. She might know. 231 DCLARA Got any work? 232 DCLARA Thanks. Bye. 240 DCLARA If you didn't come to the Den for a specific reason you should probably leave. It's not very safe around here. 241 DCLARA Oh, okay. 242 DCLARA Got any work? 243 DCLARA I can handle myself. 244 DCLARA Okay, thanks. 250 DCLARA No doubt. Otherwise you probably wouldn't have made it here alive. 251 DCLARA Uh, yes, so I heard. You said that already. 252 DCLARA Got any work? 253 DCLARA Okay, thanks. 260 DCLARA Well it depends on what you're good at. There is something I'm curious about. If you can find out, I'll pay you a bit. 261 DCLARA As I said, I'm looking for more information on a certain something� or someplace. I'll pay of course. 262 DCLARA Sure what's that? 263 DCLARA Maybe later. 270 DCLARA Let me know if you change your mind. 271 DCLARA All right. 280 DCLARA Well, there's a church east of here. Metzger has some people guarding whatever is inside. Find out what and I'll pay you $200. 281 DCLARA That was easy. I already know. 282 DCLARA Sure. 283 DCLARA I'll see what I can do. 290 DCLARA Thanks. Don't get in a fight� yet. I have a plan. 291 DCLARA No problem. 292 DCLARA I'll be right back. 300 DCLARA What's that? 301 DCLARA Raw chemical compounds in large crates. 302 DCLARA Big containers holding chemicals of some kind. 303 DCLARA Let me check again. 310 DCLARA That makes sense actually. Thanks. Here's your money. 311 DCLARA Why is that? 312 DCLARA No problem. Bye. 320 DCLARA I've seen caravan's from Vault City come in and then some of it gets picked up by caravans from New Reno. 321 DCLARA So? Why does that make sense? 322 DCLARA Oh. 340 DCLARA New Reno is the chem capital around here. They have to get the raw materials to make there chems from somewhere, right? It seems like they're getting some, or all of it, from Vault City. 341 DCLARA Where's New Reno? 342 DCLARA Okay, thanks. 350 DCLARA Not sure exactly. Some where to the south I think. I've never been there, I just see their caravans stop buy once in a while - once in a long while. 351 DCLARA Oh, okay. Thanks. 360 DCLARA You looking for some more quick and easy cash? $50. Easy money. 361 DCLARA Sure. 362 DCLARA Make it quick. 370 DCLARA I need you to check with Metzger to see if he'd be okay if Tyler and I settled some old maters. He'll understand what I mean. 371 DCLARA Why do you want me to ask? 372 DCLARA If I get a chance 373 DCLARA Okay. 380 DCLARA Because I don't want Tyler to see any of my people going into or out of Metzger's place. I don't want to tip our hand. 381 DCLARA Don't you get it. If Tyler sees me all of a sudden talking to Metzger he might catch wind of something fishy. 382 DCLARA We'll see. 383 DCLARA Okay. 390 DCLARA So did you find out what's in there? 391 DCLARA Raw chemical compounds in large crates. 392 DCLARA Big containers holding chemicals of some kind. 393 DCLARA Not yet. 400 DCLARA So did you talk to him yet? What did he say? 401 DCLARA He said yes. If you win, you can have their job, like before. 402 DCLARA Na. 410 DCLARA Great. I was hoping as much. I hear he's been complaining about them lately. Here's your money. 411 DCLARA I assume there's something else now? 412 DCLARA Thanks. Bye. 420 DCLARA I have one more job for you. I'm not sure how you'll do it, but since you were able to get inside maybe they trust you. 421 DCLARA I snuck inside. 422 DCLARA What is it? 430 DCLARA I'm sure you can figure something out. 431 DCLARA Okay, what is it? 440 DCLARA We can't take them at their present strength. They have extra funding and slightly out number us. If you can find some kind of weakness we could use to balance out the odds or something we can exploit... 441 DCLARA Huh? Find a weakness? How am I supposed to do that? 442 DCLARA How much? 443 DCLARA Consider it done. 450 DCLARA We'll give you $150. There's no way we can get close enough to find out by ourselves. 451 DCLARA If I get around to it. 452 DCLARA Okay. 460 DCLARA I don't know. That's why I'm asking you to help. 461 DCLARA I'll try. 462 DCLARA This is pointless. 470 DCLARA Did you find anything? 471 DCLARA Yes. They're having a party tonight. 472 DCLARA Not yet. I'll let you know. 473 DCLARA Gra. 474 DCLARA Na. 480 DCLARA Excellent! They're sure to leave a skeleton crew. Those should be good odds. We'll take out those at the party after we hit the church. 481 DCLARA And my money? 490 DCLARA I don't think so. You'll have to come with us if you want your money. You won't have to fight but just to be sure it's not a trap. We'll give you $300 total. 491 DCLARA You ready? 492 DCLARA Okay, let's do it. 493 DCLARA Give me a bit to get ready. 494 DCLARA No way. Keep your money! 500 DCLARA Okay, but we've got to act soon so don't take to long or we'll ruin our chance. 501 DCLARA Okay. 510 DCLARA You don't have to fight. Easy money. 511 DCLARA Well, have you changed your mind? 512 DCLARA Let's go. I'm ready. 513 DCLARA Okay, I'll be right back. 514 DCLARA No. 515 DCLARA Uk 520 DCLARA Because of you we blew our chance. 521 DCLARA Coward! 522 DCLARA You get nothing. 523 DCLARA It was probably a trap anyhow. 524 DCLARA Sorry, you're not reliable. 525 DCLARA I can't trust you. 530 DCLARA We did it! 531 DCLARA Thank you for your help. 532 DCLARA Special thanks to you! 533 DCLARA I've finally paid Tyler back for what he did to my brother. 534 DCLARA Thank you again. 540 DCLARA Now that's Metzger's dead, I don't know what'll happen. 541 DCLARA Maybe we should just pack up. 542 DCLARA Did you hear Metzger died? I don't know what to do now. 543 DCLARA What's going to happen to the Den now? Maybe something better. 544 DCLARA This could actually be for the better. 550 DCLARA Bastard! 551 DCLARA Bitch! 560 DCLARA Thanks. Here's your money and $100 extra. 570 DCLARA Did you kill Tyler and his guards? How are we supposed to prove ourselves to Metzger? He'll never hire us now. That was our only chance. 571 DCLARA We don't have any work. Someone killed off Metzger's guards and now he won't talk to us. He thinks we did it. Oh well. 572 DCLARA Sorry. 573 DCLARA Too bad. 574 DCLARA That was me, and you're next. 575 DCLARA Oh. Okay, bye. 576 DCLARA Uhr? 577 DCLARA Ug. 590 DCLARA I told you we would go together. Since no one was there to watch the place, it got ransacked and now Metzger's madder than hell. 591 DCLARA I told you to find a weakness, not kill them! Since no one was there to watch the place, it got ransacked and now Metzger's madder than hell. 592 DCLARA Damn it! I told you to ask Metzger not to kill them! Since no one was there to watch the place, it got ransacked and now Metzger's madder than hell. 593 DCLARA Damn it! I told you not to attack them! Since no one was there to watch the place, it got ransacked and now Metzger's madder than hell. 594 DCLARA Oh, well, I've got to go. 595 DCLARA That's a shame. 596 DCLARA You're next, bitch. 597 DCLARA Hmph! 598 DCLARA You next. 610 DCLARA You really know how to screw things up, don't you? 611 DCLARA We don't need any more of your help. 612 DCLARA Go bother someone else. 613 DCLARA Metzger better not take anything out on us. 614 DCLARA I'm sorry. I can't help you. 615 DCLARA Can't talk. I'm trying to figure out what to do now. 616 DCLARA I hope Metzger doesn't think we were involved. 617 DCLARA What are we going to do now? 618 DCLARA We better leave soon in case Metzger thinks we killed his guards. 619 DCLARA You ever been to New Reno? Maybe we'll head there - or north. 100 DCMAGGIE You see the owner of the saloon. 101 DCMAGGIE You see Becky. 150 DCMAGGIE This looks like the owner. 151 DCMAGGIE This is Becky, owner of this place. 152 DCMAGGIE [TALK] 153 DCMAGGIE Hello, stranger, and welcome to my saloon. I�m Becky. 154 DCMAGGIE Hello, I am 155 DCMAGGIE . What�s there to do around here? 156 DCMAGGIE Hi, I�m 157 DCMAGGIE . Can I ask some questions? 158 DCMAGGIE Mom? 159 DCMAGGIE Mag gah. 160 DCMAGGIE Run along. I don�t need your kind here. 161 DCMAGGIE Mmmm... 162 DCMAGGIE Screw you. 163 DCMAGGIE I�m going. 164 DCMAGGIE Sorry, no offense was meant. Can I ask something? 165 DCMAGGIE Drink of whiskey is $5 and the gambling tables are right over there. Have a good one. 166 DCMAGGIE Can I ask a question? 167 DCMAGGIE I want a drink! 168 DCMAGGIE Hmm, those are some cheap drinks. Let�s see one. 169 DCMAGGIE Thanks. Bye. 170 DCMAGGIE Vault 13? Nope, never heard of it. 171 DCMAGGIE Hmm, can I ask something else? 172 DCMAGGIE Damn, I need to find it. Bye. 173 DCMAGGIE What would you like to know? 174 DCMAGGIE Where�s a good place to eat? 175 DCMAGGIE Do you know where Vault 13 is? 176 DCMAGGIE Why are your drinks so cheap? 177 DCMAGGIE Nothing. Bye. 178 DCMAGGIE Mom runs a little restaurant across town. 179 DCMAGGIE Mommy! Mommy! 180 DCMAGGIE One more question. 181 DCMAGGIE Thanks. Bye. 182 DCMAGGIE Beat it. 183 DCMAGGIE Gwah. 184 DCMAGGIE I�ll give you something to beat. 185 DCMAGGIE Quick question first? 186 DCMAGGIE Bye. 187 DCMAGGIE A shot of whiskey is $5. Pay first. 188 DCMAGGIE Huh? 189 DCMAGGIE Here�s the money. 190 DCMAGGIE Changed my mind. 191 DCMAGGIE I�m a little short of cash. Can I have a tab? 192 DCMAGGIE Can I ask a question? 193 DCMAGGIE Gotta go. 194 DCMAGGIE Here�s the drink. Anything else? 195 DCMAGGIE Question? 196 DCMAGGIE Yeha, how about you and I... 197 DCMAGGIE Nope. 198 DCMAGGIE Hey, you don�t enough cash for this drink. You�re poorer than even these sops! 199 DCMAGGIE Sorry. 200 DCMAGGIE Hmm, I�ll come back. 201 DCMAGGIE Hmm. Let me get someone to watch the bar. You and I can go into the back room and play a little game I call "First Strike." If you�re good, well, there�s "Ground Zero." 202 DCMAGGIE OK! 203 DCMAGGIE Er...uh...I have to go. 205 DCMAGGIE You were OK. 206 DCMAGGIE Next time, let�s play "Into the Glow." But for now... 207 DCMAGGIE Can you do something for me? 208 DCMAGGIE I have to go, but I�ll come back. 209 DCMAGGIE What can I do for you, sweet cheeks? 210 DCMAGGIE I need some more lovin�. 211 DCMAGGIE I got some questions. 212 DCMAGGIE How can you sell your drinks so cheaply? 213 DCMAGGIE How about a drink? 214 DCMAGGIE Gotta run. See ya. 215 DCMAGGIE Not now. Maybe later. Yes, definitely later. 216 DCMAGGIE Can I ask a question? 217 DCMAGGIE Later then. 218 DCMAGGIE I have a still in the basement. I made it myself. Beats paying triple to those New Reno gangsters. 219 DCMAGGIE Smart girl! I like that! 220 DCMAGGIE Hmm, I have to go. I�ll see you later. 221 DCMAGGIE Why? Why did you destroy my still? You bastard! 222 DCMAGGIE Nothing personal. I got paid to do it. 223 DCMAGGIE I�m sorry. 224 DCMAGGIE Bye. 225 DCMAGGIE I�ll just make another one, you know. 226 DCMAGGIE I know. 227 DCMAGGIE Well, that�s good. 228 DCMAGGIE Bye. 232 DCMAGGIE Why? Why did you destroy my still? You bitch! 233 DCMAGGIE Where are you, baby? 234 DCMAGGIE Are you coming? 235 DCMAGGIE I'm waiting. 236 DCMAGGIE I'm in here, lover. 237 DCMAGGIE I've got a bar to run. 238 DCMAGGIE Follow me, sugar. 240 DCMAGGIE How did you... Do that... Uhhh... 241 DCMAGGIE It's O.K., size doesn't really matter. 242 DCMAGGIE That was, ummm, nice -- I guess. 100 DCMARC You see a guard. 101 DCMARC You see Marc, a guard. 102 DCMARC You see Marc, one of Tyler's guards. 150 DCMARC Yo, Tyler! 200 DCMARC What the�? 225 DCMARC I knew we could take those pussies. 226 DCMARC Thanks for the tip. That was some fun stuff. 227 DCMARC Too bad we killed them all. Now what are we to do? 228 DCMARC Are we hot or what? 229 DCMARC We're too good. 230 DCMARC We fucking kicked some ass! Fuck yeah! 250 DCMARC Tyler's the one to talk to, not me, lady. 251 DCMARC What's up. You need something, you gotta talk to Tyler here. 252 DCMARC What you looking at? 253 DCMARC Tyler's the one to talk to, not me, man. 255 DCMARC We're going to kick some ass tonight! 256 DCMARC Tonight's the night! 257 DCMARC I'm going to remember this night for sure. 258 DCMARC Don't even tell me they chickened out. 259 DCMARC Oh, I sure hope those fuckers show. 260 DCMARC I knew those pussies wouldn't show. 261 DCMARC We should just go kick their asses just for thinking about fighting us. 262 DCMARC We would have ripped through them if they had showed. 263 DCMARC I could have taken them on by myself. 100 DCMETROM You see a tough middle-aged slaver. 101 DCMETROM You see a rather large slaver. 150 DCMETROM There's a slaver who seems to enjoy his work. 151 DCMETROM This slaver seems to be very strong but not to bright. 200 DCMETROM Get the hell away from the door. 201 DCMETROM What the fuck do you think your doing? 202 DCMETROM Metzger'll have your head. Back off man. 203 DCMETROM Hey, bitch, get away from that door. 204 DCMETROM No bitch is going in Metzger's room. Back off. 205 DCMETROM Back off, bitch. Slaver or not, Metzger's room is off limits. 250 DCMETROM Talk to Metzger, not me, buddy. 251 DCMETROM You going to join the guild? 252 DCMETROM There's good money if you're in the guild. 253 DCMETROM You'll get a lot of action if you're in the guild. 254 DCMETROM Talk to Metzger, not me, lady. 255 DCMETROM Metzger's not going to hire a bitch so beat it. 256 DCMETROM Beat it. 257 DCMETROM Hey, man. 258 DCMETROM You're lucky you only have to go on the runs. 259 DCMETROM Being a door guard's a boring life. 260 DCMETROM How's it going? 261 DCMETROM You're the first woman Metzger's ever hired. 262 DCMETROM Metzger must have a soft spot for you. 263 DCMETROM You're all alone little lady. 100 DCMETZGE You see a mean looking man. 101 DCMETZGE You see Metzger, the slaver master. 150 DCMETZGE Metzger's the head of the Slaver's Guild. 200 DCMETZGE You'll pay for that. 210 DCMETZGE What the fuck do you want? This is the Slaver's Guild not some safe house for you fucking jet heads. 211 DCMETZGE What the hell do you want, you ugly bitch? This is the Slaver's Guild not some fucking whorehouse. 212 DCMETZGE What the hell do you want, bitch? This is the Slaver's Guild not some fucking whorehouse. 213 DCMETZGE You're starting to piss me off. What the hell do you want now? 214 DCMETZGE Now what, damn it? 215 DCMETZGE What? 216 DCMETZGE Oh, you better make it quick. 217 DCMETZGE You here to work for a fucking change? 218 DCMETZGE I'm starting to get used to your ugly mug. So... are you here for a reason or what? 219 DCMETZGE Do I look like your fucking dad or something? I sure as hell hope not. Now spit it out, what do you want? 220 DCMETZGE Oh, look who's here. You think you're special or something? Speak up or get the fuck out. 221 DCMETZGE What do you want now, slaver? 222 DCMETZGE You just going to stand there or are you going to say something? 223 DCMETZGE Speak up. I don't have all day for this crap. 230 DCMETZGE Oh, and 'who' would that be? I hope you don't plan on seeing this person again... 231 DCMETZGE You don't have anyone that I'm interested in. I'm only interested in people - normal ones, that is. 232 DCMETZGE You fucking moron, what do you think I am, a fucking store or something? If you get a slave you'd like to sell, let me know. If you want to sell something else, go to a fucking store. 233 DCMETZGE Miria 234 DCMETZGE Davin 235 DCMETZGE Vic 236 DCMETZGE Myron 237 DCMETZGE MacRae 238 DCMETZGE Sulik 239 DCMETZGE Can I ask you another question instead? 240 DCMETZGE I changed my mind. Bye. 245 DCMETZGE Go ahead. 246 DCMETZGE Yeah? 247 DCMETZGE I'm not your fucking servant, so hurry it up. 248 DCMETZGE What is it? I don't have all day. 249 DCMETZGE Shoot. 250 DCMETZGE Maybe. 255 DCMETZGE I have something I'd like to sell. 256 DCMETZGE About Vic� 257 DCMETZGE I'm looking for a merchant. 258 DCMETZGE Lara wanted me to ask you for permission to fight Tyler. 259 DCMETZGE Can I join the guild? 260 DCMETZGE What can you tell me about your guild? 261 DCMETZGE I'd like to go on a slave run. 262 DCMETZGE Never mind. Bye. 263 DCMETZGE want to ill. 264 DCMETZGE Na. 270 DCMETZGE You think you can cut it? I don't take in just anyone... What the hell. If you fuck up, I'll sell you off. You'll have to get a tattoo on your forehead identifying you as a slaver to everyone. It's permanent, so no second thoughts. 271 DCMETZGE So, our delicate little flower girl returns� You changed your mind then? Going to get that tat after all? 272 DCMETZGE Yeah, you might do... You don't need much in the way of brains to go on a run. If you fuck up, I'll just sell you off. If you think you can cut it you'll have to get a tattoo on your forehead identifying you to everyone as slaver. 273 DCMETZGE Let's do it. 274 DCMETZGE I have to think about it. I'll get back to you. 275 DCMETZGE Maybe not. Bye. 276 DCMETZGE Uya! [nod] 277 DCMETZGE No no no no no! 285 DCMETZGE What do you fucking think? This is a slaving guild. I buy and sell slaves. 286 DCMETZGE Where do you get the slaves? 287 DCMETZGE I'd like to join. 288 DCMETZGE Another question please. 289 DCMETZGE Oh, okay. Bye. 300 DCMETZGE Oh, here and there. We mainly collect primitives and nomads when we run across them. 301 DCMETZGE Sounds like fun. How can I get in on that? 302 DCMETZGE I have another question. 303 DCMETZGE Oh, okay. Bye. 310 DCMETZGE What do you know, you didn't even cry. I'm so proud of you... actually, that tat looks pretty good on you. Just give a holler when you're ready for your first slave run. 311 DCMETZGE Thanks. Bye. 312 DCMETZGE I'm ready right now. 313 DCMETZGE Me Kill NOW! 314 DCMETZGE Okey-Dokey 320 DCMETZGE Two of my men will get you fairly close to your targets. Your pay will be based on the number of the slaves you return, but watch each other's backs. If anyone gets killed, your pay will be severely cut. 321 DCMETZGE Damn, we're all farmed out. Have to wait for some primitives to move back into the area. Maybe we should start breeding them. 322 DCMETZGE Sorry, you're just not working out. Too many losses and this is a business. I need to make money, not lose it. 323 DCMETZGE All right. They're ready. 324 DCMETZGE Good, you can leave now. 325 DCMETZGE Get a move on it then. 326 DCMETZGE Good. See me when you're done. 327 DCMETZGE Okay. 328 DCMETZGE Uh. 340 DCMETZGE Just kill all the hostile ones. If they attack you, kill them. I don't want to deal with them anymore, too big of a fucking hassle. Once you're done, the other slavers will round up and tag the rest. 341 DCMETZGE Okay. 342 DCMETZGE Oh. 350 DCMETZGE Once they start tagging the slaves, you can head back if you like. It takes special training, so don't try to subdue the others yourself. You can do whatever you want just as long as you don't damage the goods. 351 DCMETZGE All right. 352 DCMETZGE Uh huh. 360 DCMETZGE Ah, yeah. She's pretty nice. I'll give you $ 1360 DCMETZGE for her. How about it? 361 DCMETZGE He's okay. I could probably take him off your hands for, oh, say $ 1361 DCMETZGE ? 362 DCMETZGE You fucking idiot. What the hell makes you think I want that moron back? It took him forever to fix a damn radio! A radio! You're stuck with him. I don't want him breaking anything else around here. 363 DCMETZGE I don't know this one's pretty skinny... but a smart one? That might be worth something. I'll give you $ 1363 DCMETZGE . 364 DCMETZGE This one looks like he could really put up a fight. Hmm� $ 1364 DCMETZGE . 365 DCMETZGE Another primitive. This one's a freak show. Still, he looks strong and that look might fetch something extra. $ 1365 DCMETZGE ? 366 DCMETZGE How about someone else? 367 DCMETZGE Well, let me ask you another question then 368 DCMETZGE Okay. 369 DCMETZGE Fine. 370 DCMETZGE Okay. 371 DCMETZGE Not worth it. 372 DCMETZGE No. 380 DCMETZGE All right, boys, put him in the pens. 381 DCMETZGE All right, boys, put her in the pens. 382 DCMETZGE Right, boss. 390 DCMETZGE Well don't waste my fucking time then. If you ever get something you're looking to part with, come see me. 391 DCMETZGE I've got another question for you. 392 DCMETZGE Okay. Bye. 400 DCMETZGE What the hell crawled up her ass all of a sudden? I gave that bitch a chance a while back. Didn't think she had the balls to try this. 401 DCMETZGE What are you talking about? 402 DCMETZGE So it's okay? 410 DCMETZGE Oh, don't play coy with me. I know exactly what she's planning to do. I gave her a chance a while back and she couldn't cut it, but if she thinks she's up to it... 411 DCMETZGE So, it's okay? 420 DCMETZGE Well, I did say the offer would remain open. If she finally thinks she can kick his ass and is better able to guard my shit... 421 DCMETZGE Well? 422 DCMETZGE So, that's a yes? 430 DCMETZGE Look, I don't give a shit which of them guards it. Just as long as none of my goods are damaged, I don't care. 431 DCMETZGE Another question, please. 432 DCMETZGE Okay, thanks. 440 DCMETZGE What the fuck are you asking me for? Do I look like some kind of fucking� oh, wait. You're probably looking for Vic? 441 DCMETZGE He's the one that 'specializes' in vault technology, or so he says. He's my property now. He's not going anywhere. 442 DCMETZGE What about him? 443 DCMETZGE Yeah, that's him. 444 DCMETZGE Can I see him? 445 DCMETZGE Why are you keeping him here? 446 DCMETZGE Okay, thanks. Bye. 455 DCMETZGE That little fuck - he sold me a radio that he said would be able to pick up some transmissions. It didn't. I caught his ass trying to sneak out of town before I found out. Bad mistake. No one fucks with me. He's lucky to be alive. 456 DCMETZGE Like I said. He needs to fix something first. After that we'll see. 457 DCMETZGE Well he's finally gotten that damn radio to work, but it doesn't mean I'm going to let him off that easy. 458 DCMETZGE He still tried to screw me over. 459 DCMETZGE Can I see him? 460 DCMETZGE What kind transmissions are you talking about? 461 DCMETZGE Okay, thanks. 462 DCMETZGE Maybe some money might help clear things up? 463 DCMETZGE What kind transmissions were you talking about before? 475 DCMETZGE What for? Ah, fuck, never mind. Just don't keep him from fixing that damn radio - and he better fix it soon. I'm sick of feeding his lazy ass. 476 DCMETZGE Why are you keeping him here? 477 DCMETZGE Thanks. 485 DCMETZGE The Enclave and New� hey. What the hell you care for? It's business. I need to be sure no one's trying to fuck me over. That's all you need to know. 486 DCMETZGE Mind your own business. 487 DCMETZGE Okay. 495 DCMETZGE Sure, but it'll cost you $ 496 DCMETZGE $ 1496 DCMETZGE . 497 DCMETZGE Can't we work something out? 498 DCMETZGE Okay. Here. 499 DCMETZGE Can I ask you some more questions first. 500 DCMETZGE Sorry, can't afford that yet. 510 DCMETZGE Okay, he's yours, but get his ass out of here before I change my mind and put a bullet in that stupid fucking head of his. 511 DCMETZGE Can I ask you some more questions first? 512 DCMETZGE Thank you. 520 DCMETZGE Oh, yes. We can work everything out nice and smooth... I'll give you half off if you make it worth my while... 521 DCMETZGE You had best stop teasing me, girly. I'm not much with patience. 522 DCMETZGE Only if you're good to me. 523 DCMETZGE Sure, why not. 524 DCMETZGE Maybe later. 530 DCMETZGE Oh, you better believe it. 531 DCMETZGE Good. 540 DCMETZGE Here's $ 1540 DCMETZGE . Pretty fucking good job . 2540 DCMETZGE . 541 DCMETZGE Here's your $ 1541 DCMETZGE . You kicked some serious ass. Keep it up. 542 DCMETZGE Good job out there. Here's $. 1542 DCMETZGE . 543 DCMETZGE Here's your money . 1543 DCMETZGE , $. 2543 DCMETZGE . 544 DCMETZGE $. 1544 DCMETZGE isn't something to laugh at but you can't make a lot more than that. 545 DCMETZGE Well it's $ 1545 DCMETZGE this time. Pretty good job. 546 DCMETZGE It wasn't that tough, now was it? Next time no mistakes. Here's $. 1546 DCMETZGE . 547 DCMETZGE $ 1547 DCMETZGE ? Not bad. 548 DCMETZGE Come on! $. 1548 DCMETZGE ? You can do better than that. 549 DCMETZGE Remember, watch each other's backs and only kill the hostile slaves. Here's $. 1549 DCMETZGE . 550 DCMETZGE Only $. 1550 DCMETZGE ! That's fucking pitiful! Shape up or I'll kick your ass out. 551 DCMETZGE You want to make any money or not? You're pissing me off. How fucking hard can it be? Now take your $. 1551 DCMETZGE and get out. 552 DCMETZGE What the hell was your problem? You don't earn shit this time. We're in this to make money, not dick around. 553 DCMETZGE I'll do better next time. 554 DCMETZGE Thanks for nothing. 555 DCMETZGE Thanks 556 DCMETZGE Ug. 570 DCMETZGE Damn bitch, was that your first time? There's no way that was not your first time. 571 DCMETZGE Damn girl, was that your first time? 572 DCMETZGE Pretty good, I guess. 573 DCMETZGE Very nice, maybe we can do it again sometime. 574 DCMETZGE Damn! That was... very well spent money. 575 DCMETZGE Damn! You were the best piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had a lot. 600 DCMETZGE YOU STUPID FUCK! How dare you abandon your fellow slavers out there. [Spits in your face] KILL HIM! 601 DCMETZGE But I... 602 DCMETZGE Alright, let's do this. 620 DCMETZGE Well, nice to see you could make it back. 621 DCMETZGE Yeah, it was a tough run. 622 DCMETZGE Thanks. Things got a little harry out there. 623 DCMETZGE Agra Moo ne! 630 DCMETZGE Oh, you want money? You want to be paid? 631 DCMETZGE Yah. 632 DCMETZGE Ugh. 640 DCMETZGE Of course I'd LOVE to help you out but� there's this slight problem I have� something about attacking one of my men. 641 DCMETZGE Sorry! I didn't mean to- I mean� Ug? 642 DCMETZGE Uh, oh. 650 DCMETZGE Oh, don't worry. I'm sure I can find it in my heart to pay- I mean repay you. Men, it's payday. 651 DCMETZGE Oh, don't worry. I'm sure I can find it in my heart to pay- I mean repay you. Men, take this bitch down. 652 DCMETZGE Oops. 653 DCMETZGE Garaka! 654 DCMETZGE Uh� Tank? 670 DCMETZGE Oh, I'm sure. This line of work isn't to be take lightly. It takes trust and loyalty. We watch each other's backs. Good policy don't you think? 671 DCMETZGE I guess. 672 DCMETZGE Uh, what's going on? 673 DCMETZGE Definitely. 680 DCMETZGE You guess? I didn't think you were that smart. You really are a stupid fuck. [Metzger glares at you then looks to his guards and motions in your direction.] 681 DCMETZGE Actions? 682 DCMETZGE What? 690 DCMETZGE Oh, so you aren't as dumb as you act. Well, that's a shame. You see, I'm having a bit of a dilemma. Someone had the nerve to attack my men. 691 DCMETZGE Really? 692 DCMETZGE It was an accident! 700 DCMETZGE Really? I'm so glad you agree. Now what would you do if someone betrayed this trust? 701 DCMETZGE Uh, give them a warning? 702 DCMETZGE Here. Let me show you. [attack] 703 DCMETZGE Make them pay. 710 DCMETZGE You think so? Honestly? I don't know. I was thinking of something a little more� permanent. [With an evil grin, Metzger looks to his guards and nods.] 711 DCMETZGE What? 712 DCMETZGE Oh boy� 720 DCMETZGE I'm glad we're in agreement. [Metzger looks to his guards.] Men, it's payday. 721 DCMETZGE Uh� 730 DCMETZGE Yes. It's a shame really. This person just doesn't seem to get it, but I think they are about to. [You see Metzger making a small hand gesture to his men.] Play time. 731 DCMETZGE Oh really? 732 DCMETZGE Uh oh. 740 DCMETZGE Yes, I'm afraid accidents happen around here quite often. In fact, I'm afraid we're about to have another one. [Metzger smiles pleasantly and then nods towards his men.] 741 DCMETZGE Bring it on! 742 DCMETZGE I'm not getting out of this am I? 750 DCMETZGE Oh, but this will be fun. Trust me. 751 DCMETZGE Fuck you. 752 DCMETZGE Uh, okay. 100 DCMOM You see a kindly-looking older woman. 150 DCMOM You see Mom, busily cooking and cleaning. 151 DCMOM You see a robust older woman, with a cheerful smile on her face. 200 DCMOM Hello there, I'm Mom. I haven't seen you around here before. 201 DCMOM Hello again. What can Mom do for you? 202 DCMOM Me . 203 DCMOM Mmmm. Ook? Bye bye Mommy. 220 DCMOM You already half-ate me out of house and home. Why dontcha find someplace else to hang out for a while? You've eaten here enough today. 221 DCMOM Well. 222 DCMOM you sure do look as though you're a might confused. I hate to see a critter suffer. Want something to eat? 223 DCMOM Me full. Mom food good. Bye Mom. 224 DCMOM Me pay? 225 DCMOM Me go. Bye Mom. 240 DCMOM Well, OK. Whatcha got? (Mom reaches for your purse) 241 DCMOM Mom? (you hold out your purse) 242 DCMOM No! Me go. Bye Mommy. 250 DCMOM No, not really. I'm sorry. We just have rat-pie, rat-loaf, and spaghetti. 251 DCMOM What'll it be this time around? 252 DCMOM Uh, could I get something without so much rat in it? 253 DCMOM I guess I'll have the rat-loaf. 254 DCMOM I guess I'll have the rat-pie. 270 DCMOM You could have the spaghetti. It doesn't have too much rat in it - just the sauce, that's all. 271 DCMOM Well, OK, I guess I'll have the spaghetti with rat-sauce. 280 DCMOM I'll get you a nice helping right away. That'll be $10. 281 DCMOM I don't have enough money right now. Let me ask you a question instead. 282 DCMOM $10 for rat? You've got to be crazy. Heck, around the village we charge much more for a nice juicy one. That's a deal. 283 DCMOM Well, OK. Here's your money. 284 DCMOM I think I've changed my mind. Let me ask you a question instead. 285 DCMOM I think I'll come back later. Goodbye. 300 DCMOM You have quite an appetite there. I love to see a healthy eater. Will that do it for you? 301 DCMOM Not a chance, Mom. I want seconds. 302 DCMOM Sure will. Let me ask you something, Mom. 303 DCMOM That's it for now. Goodbye, Mom. 320 DCMOM Well, I sure need someone to deliver a meal to Smitty. He's just west of here at the junkyard. Will you do it for me? I'll give you a free meal if you do. 321 DCMOM Sure, I don't mind. 322 DCMOM Let me think about it. In the meantime, let me ask you about something else. 323 DCMOM Uh, sorry, Mom. I can't. Goodbye. 340 DCMOM You're in luck. We're having radscorpion stew. 341 DCMOM We're having braised pig-rat. 342 DCMOM We're serving steamed radscorpion tails in drawn butter. 343 DCMOM Cabbage soup is all I've got right now. 344 DCMOM Fresh brahmin fries! 345 DCMOM Pipin' hot gecko pie, comin' up. 346 DCMOM Flank steak. 347 DCMOM Well-marbled molerat. 348 DCMOM Fricasseed floater. 349 DCMOM Filet mignon. 350 DCMOM Medallions of grilled gecko. 351 DCMOM Mantis marsala. 352 DCMOM Molerat manicotti. 353 DCMOM Brahmin en brochette. 354 DCMOM Radscorpion en croute. 356 DCMOM Uh, I'm not sure, but it tastes like chicken. 357 DCMOM Centaur chops, my specialty. 358 DCMOM It's a surprise. 359 DCMOM It's Smeat! 360 DCMOM Really? 375 DCMOM Here you go. You look half-starved. (Mom hands you a big steaming plate of delicious smelling food.) 376 DCMOM Tank-u, Mom. 385 DCMOM There you go. I knew you'd enjoy that. 386 DCMOM Mmm, yum yum. Bye, Mom. 395 DCMOM Thanks so much. I'd do it myself but there's nobody to watch the place while I'm gone. Here's Smitty's meal. If I didn't have it brought to him I'm sure he'd forget to eat. 396 DCMOM I'll bring it right over to him. 405 DCMOM I'm so disappointed in you. Poor Smitty had to come get his own meal. Now what do you want? 406 DCMOM Hello there, my name's Mom and I run this place. Got the best food north of New Reno, too. 407 DCMOM What did you want to talk to Mom about? 408 DCMOM You're not my mom. 409 DCMOM Have you heard of a Vault or anyone named Vic? 410 DCMOM What's there to do here in town? 411 DCMOM What do you have to eat here? 425 DCMOM I know that. But everyone calls me that. Heck, I even treat people like they're my kin - long as you obey my rules that is. 426 DCMOM Rules? 435 DCMOM That's right. No stealing, no cursing, and no fighting - not in my shop you don't. 'Cause if'n you do, out you'll go. I like things peaceful here. 436 DCMOM I see. Let me ask you something else. 437 DCMOM That makes sense. See you later, Mom. 445 DCMOM Well now, there's a Vault City a ways east of here and a little north. And Vic, hmm, lemme think. 446 DCMOM I sure hope you know where Vic is. He's a trader. 447 DCMOM Thanks but that's all I need to know. Bye, Mom. 455 DCMOM Trader Vic? Now that rings a bell. Yes, I think he's being held by Metzger for some reason. 456 DCMOM Who's Metzger and where do I find him? 457 DCMOM That's great, Mom. Thanks. 465 DCMOM Metzger's the head of the local Slaver's Guild. He's got all kinds of people locked up in his place. It's right up the street, just north of here. 466 DCMOM Metzger used to be the head of the local Slaver's Guild. He had all kinds of people locked up in his place. But I don't know now - I heard he's been killed. 467 DCMOM Thanks for the information. Let me ask you something else, Mom. 468 DCMOM I need to go take care of some business. Thanks, Mom. 475 DCMOM Go on and get that meal to Smitty now. 476 DCMOM I won't help you out until you keep your word. 477 DCMOM Hurry up now. 478 DCMOM Go give Smitty his meal. Hurry up. 479 DCMOM Stop your lollygaging and get that meal to Smitty. 485 DCMOM That was good work. You must have worked up quite an appetite. I have a real treat for you as a reward. A combination plate of the best darn food I have here, just for you. 486 DCMOM That sounds great! Let me at it! 487 DCMOM Gee, Mom. I don't think I can eat just now, but thanks anyhow. Goodbye. 500 DCMOM Hmm, don't know much about that. Someone's probably just having a little fun, that's all. 501 DCMOM Has it always been haunted? 502 DCMOM Does anyone use that house? 503 DCMOM I agree. Bye. 520 DCMOM Started about 2 years back. I heard about the moaning and the spirits and all. Don't believe it myself. 521 DCMOM Two years, huh? Anybody use the place back then? 522 DCMOM Me neither. Thanks. 540 DCMOM One of the boys used to sleep there a few years back. Maybe he knows something. 541 DCMOM Who? 542 DCMOM Probably not. Bye. 560 DCMOM He used to come by and try to pawn stuff. Jewelry mostly. I remember a little gold locket he kept for himself. 561 DCMOM Do you remember his name? 562 DCMOM Locket? Strange. Who was it? 563 DCMOM Let me ask you something else. 564 DCMOM Thanks, bye. 580 DCMOM Not sure. Think it was Joseph, Joel or something like that. He's almost 19 now.... A shame, really. I believe he's joined up with some local thugs. 581 DCMOM Thanks. I have another question for you. 582 DCMOM Thanks, bye. 100 DCORPHAN You see a child. 150 DCORPHAN You see a small orphan child. 200 DCORPHAN Spare change? 201 DCORPHAN What? 202 DCORPHAN I'm not doin' anythin'! 210 DCORPHAN This is Tubby's place. 211 DCORPHAN Tubby sells bad things. 212 DCORPHAN Tubby's not very nice. 213 DCORPHAN Tubby smells funny. 220 DCORPHAN This is Flick's shop. 221 DCORPHAN Flick is nice. 222 DCORPHAN Flick sells a lot of different stuff. 223 DCORPHAN Don't forget to say hi to Flick. 230 DCORPHAN This is Frankie's place. 231 DCORPHAN You a friend of Frankie? 232 DCORPHAN This place smells yucky. 233 DCORPHAN Frankie's drinks are expensive� so I hear. 240 DCORPHAN Becky's so nice. 241 DCORPHAN This is Rebecca's place. 242 DCORPHAN Becky has the best prices on drinks� so I've heard. 243 DCORPHAN Rebecca won't let me play her games. 244 DCORPHAN Becky's so pretty. 245 DCORPHAN Have you met Rebecca? I wish she was my mom. 250 DCORPHAN Hey, lady, got any spare change? 251 DCORPHAN Hey, mister, got any spare change? 270 DCORPHAN You just gonna stand there or go in? 271 DCORPHAN Hi. 272 DCORPHAN I'm hungry. 273 DCORPHAN Hey, you! Tubby's is always open. Come on over. 280 DCORPHAN You goin' in or what?? 281 DCORPHAN Come check Flicks' place out. 282 DCORPHAN Hi. 283 DCORPHAN Hey, you over there! Check out Flick's shop. 290 DCORPHAN Well, you goin' in? 291 DCORPHAN Hi. 292 DCORPHAN Don't do that. 293 DCORPHAN Hey! Frankie's got great stuff. 300 DCORPHAN You should go in, Beck's very nice. 301 DCORPHAN I'm keepin' watch. 302 DCORPHAN Wow, you're pretty. 303 DCORPHAN Hi. 304 DCORPHAN What's your name? 305 DCORPHAN Becky would like you. 306 DCORPHAN Hey! Come check out Becky's. 310 DCORPHAN Ahhhh! Leave me alone. 311 DCORPHAN Help, I'm being repressed! 312 DCORPHAN Now we see the violence inherent in the system. 313 DCORPHAN I didn't do nuthin' 314 DCORPHAN Ahhhh! 315 DCORPHAN Missed me. 316 DCORPHAN You're it. 317 DCORPHAN Don't! 318 DCORPHAN Stop it. 100 DCPENGRD You see a slaver. 150 DCPENGRD He seems to be very alert. 200 DCPENGRD Touch that again and you'll loose a limb. 201 DCPENGRD That's it! 210 DCPENGRD Nothing but the slaves are back there. 211 DCPENGRD The slaves don't get visitors. 212 DCPENGRD Only guild members through this door. 213 DCPENGRD You lookin' for a slave? Talk to Metzger. 214 DCPENGRD Talk to Metzger. Slave pens are off limits. 215 DCPENGRD What are you wandering around here for? Beat it. 216 DCPENGRD Beat it, bitch. Slaves get no visitors. 230 DCPENGRD How's it going, buddy? 231 DCPENGRD Little slow today. 232 DCPENGRD Hope you're liking the guild. 233 DCPENGRD Your tat came out well. 234 DCPENGRD Did you go on that last run? 235 DCPENGRD Hi. 236 DCPENGRD You're my kind of lady. 237 DCPENGRD A female slaver - got to respect that. 238 DCPENGRD Hi there. 100 DCPETEY You see a chem reliant. 101 DCPETEY You see Petey. 150 DCPETEY This here is a poor chem reliant. 151 DCPETEY Petey here looks like he could use some help. 152 DCPETEY [talk] 155 DCPETEY [cough, cough] Any spare change for Petey? 156 DCPETEY Sure, here ya go. 157 DCPETEY No, get away from me. 158 DCPETEY Peewee? 159 DCPETEY You're worse off than me. [cough] Thanks anyway. 160 DCPETEY Sorry; bye. 161 DCPETEY Duh, you are welcome, uh-huh, yeah. 162 DCPETEY Maybe next time. Thank you anyway. [cough] 163 DCPETEY [done] 164 DCPETEY Thank you so much. [cough] So, so, so very much. 165 DCPETEY You�re welcome. 166 DCPETEY Yeah, yeah. 167 DCPETEY Sir, [cough] can you help a poor man down on his luck? 168 DCPETEY Here�s $5. 169 DCPETEY Not today. 170 DCPETEY Get a job. 171 DCPETEY Kind lady, please help [cough] a poor, starving man who is [cough] too sick to work. 172 DCPETEY You poor thing, here�s $5. 173 DCPETEY I make a point of not giving money to panhandlers. 174 DCPETEY No. 200 DCPETEY Hey, man; give me some money? 201 DCPETEY Spare some change, kind sir? 202 DCPETEY Hey, can you help me with a few bucks? 203 DCPETEY Do you think you can help me out with a coupla dollars? 204 DCPETEY Do you think you could lend me a few bucks? 205 DCPETEY Spare some change, kind lady? 206 DCPETEY Hey, lady; spare some money? 220 DCPETEY Please help me, sir. 221 DCPETEY Ahhh, it hurts. 222 DCPETEY I need help. It hurts bad. 223 DCPETEY Lady, can you get me some help? 225 DCPETEY I greatly appreciate that. 226 DCPETEY Hey, what do you think you're doing? 230 DCPETEY Feels so good. 231 DCPETEY Uhhh... 232 DCPETEY [giggle] 233 DCPETEY Hey... 300 DCPETEY Ahhh, someone fucking killed Tubby? 301 DCPETEY What the fuck happened to Tubby? 302 DCPETEY Oh shit, Tubby's... 303 DCPETEY Ahhh... 304 DCPETEY Didn't like that asshole anyway. 305 DCPETEY Flick's dead? Crap. 306 DCPETEY What happened to Flick? 307 DCPETEY Flick... 310 DCPETEY Hey Tubby, I, Uhhh, need some help here. 311 DCPETEY HEY TUBBY! 312 DCPETEY Hello. 313 DCPETEY HEY! 314 DCPETEY Hey Flick, I, Uhhh, need some help here. 315 DCPETEY HEY FLICK! 320 DCPETEY Hey Tubby, can you hook me up? I've got cash. 321 DCPETEY Ummm, Tubby, I've got some money. 322 DCPETEY Uhhh... 323 DCPETEY I need a fix man. 324 DCPETEY Hey, Flick; can you hook me up? I've got cash. 325 DCPETEY Ummm, Flick, I've got some money. 330 DCPETEY Uhhh... Thanks again, Tubby. 331 DCPETEY You're a pal, Tubby. 332 DCPETEY I promise. I'm gonna kick tomorrow. 333 DCPETEY You're a pal. 334 DCPETEY Uhhh... Thanks again, Flick. 100 DCREBDOR You see a guard. 101 DCREBDOR You see a guard for Becky's Casino Bar. 150 DCREBDOR He seems to be keeping a close eye on this door. 200 DCREBDOR You're not getting off that easy. 210 DCREBDOR This is to Rebecca's room. No one's allowed in. 211 DCREBDOR Hope you're enjoying yourself. 212 DCREBDOR You looking for Becky? She's right there. 213 DCREBDOR Hi. 214 DCREBDOR Enjoy the tables. 215 DCREBDOR Becky's got the cheapest drinks in town. 230 DCREBDOR Get away from that right now. 231 DCREBDOR Don't touch that again. 232 DCREBDOR Back off! 233 DCREBDOR Leave that alone. 234 DCREBDOR What do you think you're doing? 240 DCREBDOR Thief! 250 DCREBDOR We don't tolerate that here. 300 DCREBDOR Baby, you up for something after work? 301 DCREBDOR You're looking fine, as always. 302 DCREBDOR You really know how to run the table, baby. 303 DCREBDOR Hey honey, can you pick up those dice again? I love the way you move. 304 DCREBDOR Hey. How's it going, sweetness? 305 DCREBDOR So... you and me... after work? 306 DCREBDOR Becky might give me tomorrow off if you're... available. 307 DCREBDOR I ever tell you what beautiful eyes you have? 350 DCREBDOR You ignoring me again. Two can play that game. 351 DCREBDOR What? You still pissed at me? 352 DCREBDOR You're, uh, doing a good job... continue with your work... 353 DCREBDOR What? You ignoring me again? 354 DCREBDOR You're busy... I understand. We'll chat later. 355 DCREBDOR Man, you sure know how to play hard to get. 356 DCREBDOR I'll... uh, talk to you later then. 357 DCREBDOR Nice talking to you too... I'll just be heading back over there then. 100 DCREBECC You see a very attractive young lady. 101 DCREBECC You see Rebecca. 150 DCREBECC You see Rebecca, the owner of Becky's Casino Bar. 200 DCREBECC Hi there, I'm Rebecca. Can I get you something to drink? I'm sure you're thirsty after your trip through the wastes. 201 DCREBECC Hey! You want a drink or did you just come back to say hi? 202 DCREBECC Hi! Glad you came back. Any questions or are you here for some fine whiskey? 203 DCREBECC Really glad to see you. What's up? Need something? 204 DCREBECC Hope everything's going well for my favorite customer! What can we do for you today? 205 DCREBECC Hello! 206 DCREBECC Always nice to see you again. 207 DCREBECC Hi! You care for a drink? Finest whiskey in the land! 208 DCREBECC Hi there! 209 DCREBECC It's you! I thought so. How about a drink, my honey? 210 DCREBECC You back for some of Rebecca's great entertainment or the world famous whiskey? 211 DCREBECC Welcome back to Rebecca's Bar and Casino. How can I help you? 212 DCREBECC Hello. How can we help you? 213 DCREBECC Something for you today? How about a drink? 214 DCREBECC Would you care for a drink today, or perhaps something else? 215 DCREBECC How can I be of service? 216 DCREBECC Greetings. What can we get you? 217 DCREBECC Need something? 218 DCREBECC Nice to see you again. How can I help you today? 219 DCREBECC What? 220 DCREBECC Yes? 221 DCREBECC Now what? 222 DCREBECC Please keep it short. It's a busy day. What do you need? 223 DCREBECC What can I do for you? I'm really busy. 224 DCREBECC You here for a drink? The tables are over there. 225 DCREBECC I'm really not in the mood. What now? 226 DCREBECC You're back already? I guess you want a drink then? 240 DCREBECC Sure, handsome. 241 DCREBECC What would you like to know? 242 DCREBECC I'd be happy to. 243 DCREBECC But of course. 244 DCREBECC Sure. 245 DCREBECC I don't mind. 246 DCREBECC I'll help if I can. 247 DCREBECC Of course, don't be silly. 248 DCREBECC Anything. Now what was it? 249 DCREBECC I'll do my best to help you out. What did you need to know? 250 DCREBECC Ask away. 251 DCREBECC If you insist. 252 DCREBECC I guess so. 253 DCREBECC Let's keep it short. I have a business to run. 254 DCREBECC Well, okay. What is it? 255 DCREBECC I suppose. 256 DCREBECC What? 257 DCREBECC No, sorry. 258 DCREBECC Not right now. 270 DCREBECC I need a drink. 271 DCREBECC I'm looking for a merchant who sells Vault equipment. 272 DCREBECC I'm looking for a merchant named Vic. 273 DCREBECC Do you have any work? 274 DCREBECC About that job... 275 DCREBECC Any more work for me? 276 DCREBECC Nothing. Bye. 277 DCREBECC Wekee. 278 DCREBECC Ruh ruh? 279 DCREBECC Iho shasha. 280 DCREBECC dy. 281 DCREBECC Ruh ruh? 300 DCREBECC Whiskey is my specialty. It's almost a tradition in the Dyer family. I charge the low, low price of only $5. 301 DCREBECC Drinks are still $5, and the Dyer family makes the best darn drinks in the whole world. 302 DCREBECC You okay? You want whiskey? Only $5. 303 DCREBECC I'll take a drink. 304 DCREBECC Why are your drinks so cheap? 305 DCREBECC Dyer? 306 DCREBECC Can I ask a question? 307 DCREBECC Bye. 308 DCREBECC Wekee 309 DCREBECC Urka. 320 DCREBECC Oh, that's the family name. The name Dyer has been in the bar business for a long time - prewar times, of course. 321 DCREBECC As I said, it's my family name. There used to be Dyer pubs, saloons or something, all over the world. 322 DCREBECC I'll take a drink. 323 DCREBECC Can I ask another question? 324 DCREBECC Bye. 330 DCREBECC Well, since you're such a good customer, I'll let you in on a little secret. It's simple really - I have a still. A friend from a nearby town taught me how to make one. So, would you like another one? 331 DCREBECC Sorry, it's a trade secret. Plus, I don't really know you that well. I wouldn't want Frankie finding out. He's enough trouble as it is. Did you still want one? They really hit the spot. 332 DCREBECC Sure. I'll have one. 333 DCREBECC Can I ask another question? 334 DCREBECC Okay, thanks. 340 DCREBECC There you are. Thank you very much. 341 DCREBECC Thanks. Can I ask you a question? 342 DCREBECC Okay, thanks. 343 DCREBECC Thankey youey. 344 DCREBECC Nopey nopey. 350 DCREBECC Sorry. I don't think so. 351 DCREBECC Fred owes me $200. If you can collect it somehow, we'll work something out. 352 DCREBECC I still have that debt I need collected. 353 DCREBECC Derek borrowed a book of mine a while back. I'll pay $80 if you can get it back for me. 354 DCREBECC I'm still looking for that book of mine. 355 DCREBECC What's the catch? 356 DCREBECC Tell me more. 357 DCREBECC Can I ask you a question? 358 DCREBECC Bye. 370 DCREBECC Catch? Oh, well, if you knew Fred you'd understand. He's owed me the money for quite a long time. I'd written it off as a loss, but if you can get it back, I'd be amazed� and grateful. He's somewhere in town, I'm sure. 371 DCREBECC The book was The Lavender Flower. Derek should be over around Mom's on the east side. 372 DCREBECC I'll see what I can do. 373 DCREBECC Sure sounds easy. 374 DCREBECC I already found it. 375 DCREBECC I'll have to get back to you. 385 DCREBECC You didn't really get it did you? I'd be amazed. 386 DCREBECC Oh, did you find my book? Derek better not have messed it up. 387 DCREBECC Yes, I did. 388 DCREBECC I'm sorry. He's dead. 389 DCREBECC Sorry, but Derek's also dead. 390 DCREBECC I'm sorry, but he's dead. 391 DCREBECC Yes. Here it is. 392 DCREBECC No, sorry. 400 DCREBECC I can't believe it. How did you do it? Oh, never mind. I'm just stunned, that's all. To show my appreciation, I'll split it with you, right down the middle. Thank you again, that was very honest of you. 401 DCREBECC Oh, I'm so glad you were able to find it� Thank you very much. Here's your money. 402 DCREBECC You're welcome. 410 DCREBECC I can't believe they are both dead. I'm sorry. Thank you for finding out for me. If you'll excuse me� 411 DCREBECC I can't believe he's dead� after all these years. 412 DCREBECC Sure. 420 DCREBECC Yeah, I know who that is. That's Vic - the guy Metzger has locked up. 421 DCREBECC Yeah, I know Vic. Metzger's got him locked up. I'm not sure why though. 422 DCREBECC Who's Metzger? 423 DCREBECC I have another question. 424 DCREBECC Great! Bye. 430 DCREBECC You came to the Den and you don't know who Metzger is? He's the slave master. He's on the east side of town. Hard to miss. 431 DCREBECC I have another question. 432 DCREBECC Thanks. 440 DCREBECC Murderer! 441 DCREBECC Childkiller! 442 DCREBECC Please leave. 443 DCREBECC I won't deal with the likes of you. 444 DCREBECC I'm not going down without a fight! 450 DCREBECC Buffy! It's you! How are you? It's been a long time! 451 DCREBECC Huh? 452 DCREBECC Huh? 460 DCREBECC Dave sends his best and wishes he could be here to say hi, but he had to run off. 461 DCREBECC Where to? 470 DCREBECC Something about a commando� or that he was going after a commando. Not sure exactly. Something like that. 471 DCREBECC Oh. 480 DCREBECC Oh, he said to give you this. It's a present from the Hendee family. It should help you out some. 481 DCREBECC What is it? 490 DCREBECC Oh, just a few trinkets. Here you go. [Becky hands you $1000, 5 Stimpaks, Metal Armor, an Uzi, 5 clips of ammo, a Plasma Grenade, and flower] 491 DCREBECC Thanks! 500 DCREBECC No problem. I was just holding them for you. Well, I better get back to work. 501 DCREBECC Thanks, bye. 510 DCREBECC Didn't you hear! He's dead! Oh, I know I shouldn't be happy, but he was a very evil man. 511 DCREBECC He sure put up a good fight. 512 DCREBECC I have a question. 513 DCREBECC Yes, hHe was. Goodbye. 514 DCREBECC kill! 520 DCREBECC What? You? I� don't know what to say. He was such an evil man� 521 DCREBECC A thank you would be enough. 522 DCREBECC Humph. 530 DCREBECC Oh, a thank you would be enough. I know this isn't right but� here, take this money. [Becky gives you 1000 dollars] 531 DCREBECC Keep your money, Rebecca. 532 DCREBECC Thank you very much. 533 DCREBECC Tank! 534 DCREBECC Ug! Perdy lady. 540 DCREBECC You are wonderful man. Even though I don't condone your actions. You did the world a great service. 541 DCREBECC You are wonderful woman. Even though I don't condone your actions. You did the world a great service. 542 DCREBECC Thanks. 550 DCREBECC You are not welcome here. Please leave. 551 DCREBECC Please leave. 560 DCREBECC Why did you destroy my still? What did I ever do to you? 561 DCREBECC I was paid to do it. 562 DCREBECC I don't have to answer to anyone. 563 DCREBECC I don't know what you're talking about. 564 DCREBECC Whatever. 565 DCREBECC Ooba gooba. 570 DCREBECC Oh really? That sleaze Frankie put you up to it, I'm sure of it. I'll just make another one, you know. 571 DCREBECC Doesn't matter. I got paid. 572 DCREBECC So. 573 DCREBECC I wouldn't be surprised. 580 DCREBECC So, you're a coward too? Figures. 100 DCREBGRD You see a guard. 101 DCREBGRD You see a guard for Becky's Casino Bar. 150 DCREBGRD He seems to be eyeing the crowd for thieves. 151 DCREBGRD She seems to be keeping a close eye on everyone in the room. 200 DCREBGRD Now you'll get it. 201 DCREBGRD You're not getting away this time. 210 DCREBGRD Sorry, Becky doesn't want us disturbing the customers. 211 DCREBGRD Hope you're enjoying yourself. 212 DCREBGRD Rest assured, we have a zero tolerance policy for thievery. 213 DCREBGRD You're safe inside these walls. 214 DCREBGRD Rebecca has the best drinks. 215 DCREBGRD Rebecca's the best boss I've ever had. 216 DCREBGRD You feeling lucky tonight? Blackjack's my game. 217 DCREBGRD Becky's right over there, if you need anything. 218 DCREBGRD Rebecca's tables are honest, so try your luck. 100 DCRNSLVR You see a tough, middle aged slaver. 101 DCRNSLVR You see slaver with a large scar on his face. 102 DCRNSLVR You see a rather large slaver. 150 DCRNSLVR There's a slaver who seems to enjoy his work. 151 DCRNSLVR This slaver seems to be very strong but not to bright. 152 DCRNSLVR This slaver seems to be well-armed, like the others. 225 DCRNSLVR Let's get em. 226 DCRNSLVR Only kill the hostile ones. 227 DCRNSLVR Lead the way; we're right behind you. 228 DCRNSLVR Only take out the hostile ones- the others are our pay. 229 DCRNSLVR I'm ready to split some heads. 230 DCRNSLVR Where they at? You see em? 235 DCRNSLVR It's not time to leave yet. 236 DCRNSLVR Get the last of the hostile ones. 237 DCRNSLVR Leave the unarmed ones alone. Get the others. 238 DCRNSLVR There's still some more bloodshed waiting for us. 245 DCRNSLVR That was a horrible run. 246 DCRNSLVR This was hardly worth it. We didn't get shit. 247 DCRNSLVR Next time, only take out the hostile ones. This isn't all fun and games. 248 DCRNSLVR Metzger's going to be pissed. 255 DCRNSLVR Not bad -- but next time, leave the unarmed ones alone if you want us to get paid. 256 DCRNSLVR That wasn't that bad. We got some decent slaves out of this. 257 DCRNSLVR I've seen better, but at least we'll get paid. 265 DCRNSLVR Hey, we did pretty good. We almost got them all. 266 DCRNSLVR Thanks for your help. 267 DCRNSLVR Good job. The pay for this run should be nice. 268 DCRNSLVR That was fun and we should get a good cash out. 275 DCRNSLVR We kicked some serious ass. Metzger better give us a big bonus. 276 DCRNSLVR That was perfect! I'm going to get so shit-faced tonight. 277 DCRNSLVR Fuck'n A. We kicked ass. 278 DCRNSLVR That's the way to do it! 285 DCRNSLVR Where they at? 286 DCRNSLVR I'm gonna get me some lovin'. 287 DCRNSLVR I bet I'll get more kills than you this time. 288 DCRNSLVR Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. 295 DCRNSLVR The rest of you are dead; you just don't know it yet. 296 DCRNSLVR You can't hide from us! 297 DCRNSLVR Come out, or I'll blow your fucking head off. 298 DCRNSLVR Ah, that was good! Where are the rest of them? 305 DCRNSLVR Shit. 306 DCRNSLVR That sucked. 307 DCRNSLVR Damn it. 308 DCRNSLVR We better not do that again. 309 DCRNSLVR Fuck... and I was going to drink up tonight. 310 DCRNSLVR Let's just get out of here. This fucking sucks. 320 DCRNSLVR Not bad. 321 DCRNSLVR Hope we got enough. I need to replenish my jet supply. 322 DCRNSLVR Let's go. 323 DCRNSLVR I've seen better, but money's money. 324 DCRNSLVR Metzger should be fine with these. 325 DCRNSLVR Pretty good. 326 DCRNSLVR Hurry up. Let's beat it. 327 DCRNSLVR This should do just fine. 328 DCRNSLVR Nice haul. 329 DCRNSLVR Let's go. I want my money. 335 DCRNSLVR Bonus time! 336 DCRNSLVR Kickass. 337 DCRNSLVR Round them up and let's get going. 338 DCRNSLVR Stop fuck'n around. Let's go. 100 DCRUNSLV You see a big, primitive-looking man. 101 DCRUNSLV You see a slender primitive woman. 200 DCRUNSLV You see a strange-looking man. 201 DCRUNSLV You see a ragged-looking man. 202 DCRUNSLV You see a man in tattered clothing. 210 DCRUNSLV You see a very grimy woman. 211 DCRUNSLV You see a rather dirty woman. 212 DCRUNSLV You see a scrawny looking woman. 270 DCRUNSLV They no find me. 271 DCRUNSLV Must hide. Must hide. 272 DCRUNSLV Why they want hurt? 273 DCRUNSLV Me scared. 274 DCRUNSLV Me no fight. 275 DCRUNSLV Me want live. 276 DCRUNSLV No hurt family. 280 DCRUNSLV Oh, shit! 281 DCRUNSLV Why are they doing this? 282 DCRUNSLV What about my family? 283 DCRUNSLV I don't want to die. 284 DCRUNSLV I don't want to be a slave. 285 DCRUNSLV I deserve better than this. 300 DCRUNSLV Ahhh! 301 DCRUNSLV No kill! No kill! 302 DCRUNSLV Stop! 303 DCRUNSLV Heeeelp! 304 DCRUNSLV Run! 305 DCRUNSLV Leave alone! 306 DCRUNSLV Don't hurt! 307 DCRUNSLV No hurt you! 308 DCRUNSLV I don't fight! 350 DCRUNSLV Run for your lives! 351 DCRUNSLV Don't let them catch you! 352 DCRUNSLV Slavers! Run for it! 353 DCRUNSLV Help, someone! Please! 354 DCRUNSLV Run for it, Marty! 355 DCRUNSLV Ahhh! 356 DCRUNSLV Stop the insanity! 357 DCRUNSLV We didn't do anything! Leave us alone! 358 DCRUNSLV I recognize that tattoo! 359 DCRUNSLV No, please! 360 DCRUNSLV Please don't kill me! 361 DCRUNSLV I won't fight; don't kill me! 362 DCRUNSLV Please, I don't want to die! 100 DCSHEILA You see a prostitute. 150 DCSHEILA This is your usual, run of the mill, prostitute. 152 DCSHEILA [TALK] 153 DCSHEILA Hey, I don�t do chicks! 154 DCSHEILA Whatever. 155 DCSHEILA Sorry. 156 DCSHEILA Mom? 157 DCSHEILA Hey, it�ll cost more if you've got an audience with ya. 158 DCSHEILA Hey, they go where I go. 159 DCSHEILA I want them with me. 160 DCSHEILA I�ll be back. 161 DCSHEILA Mom? 162 DCSHEILA Oh, baby. Where you been all my life? 163 DCSHEILA Right here, baby. 164 DCSHEILA How much, sister? 165 DCSHEILA Um, I need to go. Bye. 166 DCSHEILA Whee! 167 DCSHEILA I like �em big and dumb. 168 DCSHEILA That�s me! 169 DCSHEILA Yay! 170 DCSHEILA Oh. No. Bye. 171 DCSHEILA What a big boy you are! 172 DCSHEILA The way you like it. 173 DCSHEILA Yes, ma'am. 174 DCSHEILA I have to go. 176 DCSHEILA OK! 177 DCSHEILA No. Bye. 178 DCSHEILA You�ll be back. 179 DCSHEILA We�ll see. 180 DCSHEILA Um, no. 181 DCSHEILA [drool] 182 DCSHEILA You don�t have enough bucks. Get lost, honey. 183 DCSHEILA I�ll come back. 184 DCSHEILA You�re not worth it, toots. 185 DCSHEILA Wah! 186 DCSHEILA You were incredible! 187 DCSHEILA Always, baby. 188 DCSHEILA Whatever. 189 DCSHEILA You were, too. 190 DCSHEILA Me edible! 191 DCSHEILA You were great! 192 DCSHEILA Thanks. You too. 193 DCSHEILA Hmm. 194 DCSHEILA Yeah. 195 DCSHEILA Great! 196 DCSHEILA OK, we�re done. Bye. 197 DCSHEILA That�s it? 198 DCSHEILA OK. Bye 199 DCSHEILA It was good. 200 DCSHEILA Bye bye. 201 DCSHEILA I don't get paid enough for this. 202 DCSHEILA It's not like you were worth the money anyhow. 203 DCSHEILA You�ll miss me. 204 DCSHEILA Bye. 205 DCSHEILA Lost? 206 DCSHEILA Come back anytime. 207 DCSHEILA OK. Bye. 208 DCSHEILA Yeah, right. 209 DCSHEILA Whoo! 210 DCSHEILA See ya. 211 DCSHEILA Bye. 212 DCSHEILA Bye bye. 213 DCSHEILA It will cost $ 214 DCSHEILA for a session. Pay first. 215 DCSHEILA Follow me. 216 DCSHEILA I'm waiting. 217 DCSHEILA I'm not gonna stand here in this cold room all day. 218 DCSHEILA Would you hurry up? 219 DCSHEILA Last chance. 220 DCSHEILA Fine; I'm not waiting around any longer. 221 DCSHEILA Come on, come on. 222 DCSHEILA Getting excited or something? 223 DCSHEILA Follow me. 224 DCSHEILA Hey, pal, keep your hands off of the merchandise. 225 DCSHEILA Knock it off! I'm not just some toy to use. 100 DCSLAVE You see a big, primitive-looking man. 125 DCSLAVE He has cuts and bruises all over his body. 150 DCSLAVE You see a slender, primitive woman. 175 DCSLAVE She looks like she's been beaten. 200 DCSLAVE You see a ragged-looking man. 225 DCSLAVE He doesn't look very healthy. 250 DCSLAVE You see a woman captive. 275 DCSLAVE She's filthy and seems to be malnourished. 300 DCSLAVE No hurt, please! 301 DCSLAVE We leave now? 302 DCSLAVE No talk. Must run. 303 DCSLAVE Thank you for help. 304 DCSLAVE Thank you very much! 305 DCSLAVE You are a saint. 306 DCSLAVE What are you doing? We should go. 307 DCSLAVE Please help us escape. 320 DCSLAVE You bad! 321 DCSLAVE We no talk you. 322 DCSLAVE We get free. 323 DCSLAVE You no keep us. 324 DCSLAVE You slaver! 325 DCSLAVE Why you slavers do this? 326 DCSLAVE How could you work for these people? 327 DCSLAVE We're not primitives! 328 DCSLAVE Don't you have any morals? 329 DCSLAVE What's going to happen to us? 330 DCSLAVE What did we do wrong? 331 DCSLAVE Leave us alone, slaver! 332 DCSLAVE Don't hurt me! 333 DCSLAVE Get away from me! 350 DCSLAVE Who you? 351 DCSLAVE You no slaver. 352 DCSLAVE You no hurt? 353 DCSLAVE Friend? 354 DCSLAVE You help? 355 DCSLAVE What's going to happen to us? 356 DCSLAVE Were you captured too? 357 DCSLAVE We're not primitives! 358 DCSLAVE Who do these people think they are? 359 DCSLAVE Please help us! 360 DCSLAVE Get me out of here. 380 DCSLAVE You no keep us here! 381 DCSLAVE No right! 382 DCSLAVE We no bad! 383 DCSLAVE We help? 384 DCSLAVE Free us! 385 DCSLAVE No like. 386 DCSLAVE Bad place. 387 DCSLAVE Why bad people do this? 388 DCSLAVE We no slave! 389 DCSLAVE We do nothing wrong. 390 DCSLAVE Let go! 391 DCSLAVE What go on? 392 DCSLAVE Big noise? 393 DCSLAVE Who fight? 394 DCSLAVE What happen? 395 DCSLAVE Something happen? 396 DCSLAVE Someone help us! 397 DCSLAVE Hey! Can't anyone hear me? 398 DCSLAVE This is wrong! 399 DCSLAVE We didn't do anything! 400 DCSLAVE Let us out of here! 401 DCSLAVE Someone get us out! 402 DCSLAVE What did we do? 403 DCSLAVE We didn't do anything. 404 DCSLAVE We don't deserve this. 405 DCSLAVE Those bastards! 406 DCSLAVE Help us! 407 DCSLAVE Let me out! 408 DCSLAVE We're not slaves! 409 DCSLAVE We're not primitives! Let us out of here! 410 DCSLAVE What's happening? 411 DCSLAVE Is someone here to save us? 412 DCSLAVE Over here! 413 DCSLAVE Help! Don't leave us! 414 DCSLAVE What was all that shooting? 415 DCSLAVE What's going on? 420 DCSLAVE Ahhh! 421 DCSLAVE Ug! 422 DCSLAVE Don't stop! 423 DCSLAVE Yes! 424 DCSLAVE I'm heading as far away from this place as possible. 425 DCSLAVE Keep moving! 426 DCSLAVE Freedom! Freedom at last! 440 DCSLAVE What loud gun noise? What you want? 441 DCSLAVE Hey! What was all that gunfire? Are the slavers dead? 442 DCSLAVE Hey! What was all that gunfire? What's going on? 443 DCSLAVE That was Metzger's nightcap. 444 DCSLAVE Oh, nothing. Just checking up on you. Bye. 445 DCSLAVE You are free to go. Metzger's dead. 446 DCSLAVE You free. 447 DCSLAVE friend. He kill Mezgur. You go now. 448 DCSLAVE friend. She kill Mezgur. You go now. 460 DCSLAVE He dead? Me thank you! We leave fast. Bye. You friend. 461 DCSLAVE What? Metzger's dead? Oh, thank you so much! We better leave before others show up. Thank you again. 462 DCSLAVE You're welcome. Now get out of here. 463 DCSLAVE Take care. 464 DCSLAVE You're welcome. 480 DCSLAVE What you want? 481 DCSLAVE What do you want? 482 DCSLAVE Oh, nothing. 500 DCSLAVE Huh? 501 DCSLAVE Never mind. You're free to go. Metzger's dead. 510 DCSLAVE Wha? Free? Bad men gone? We go now! Thank you. You friend! Bye! 511 DCSLAVE Free? What? You killed them all? Thank you so much! We'd better leave while we still can. Thank you again, you're a saint! 520 DCSLAVE Damn you! 521 DCSLAVE Rot in hell! 522 DCSLAVE You'll pay for this. 523 DCSLAVE Why are you even talking to me? 524 DCSLAVE Leave me alone. 525 DCSLAVE I don't want to talk to you. 526 DCSLAVE How could you?! 527 DCSLAVE I don't ever want to see you again. 528 DCSLAVE This isn't going to change things. 529 DCSLAVE I'll be on my way, if you don't mind. 530 DCSLAVE Please, just let me leave. 531 DCSLAVE Just let me be on my way. 532 DCSLAVE I still don't want to talk to you. 533 DCSLAVE Leave me alone. 534 DCSLAVE No chance. 535 DCSLAVE You think this makes things better? 600 DCSLAVE We go? 601 DCSLAVE No hurt? 602 DCSLAVE Go! 603 DCSLAVE Home! 604 DCSLAVE Free? 605 DCSLAVE Huh? 606 DCSLAVE What? 607 DCSLAVE Did you say free? 608 DCSLAVE I'm out of here! 609 DCSLAVE Let's go! 610 DCSLAVE Everyone! We're free! 611 DCSLAVE Yaaahooo! 100 DCSLAVER You see a slaver. 150 DCSLAVER He seems to be one of Metzger's personal guards. 200 DCSLAVER There you are. 201 DCSLAVER Now you die. 300 DCSLAVER You want to see the boss? Go right in. 301 DCSLAVER Metzger's the man to talk to, not me. 302 DCSLAVER Go on in. 303 DCSLAVER Behave yourself. 304 DCSLAVER Metzger's right through this door. 305 DCSLAVER Don't piss Metzger off. 306 DCSLAVER We're not selling if that's what you're here for. 307 DCSLAVER Still can't get used to a woman slaver. 308 DCSLAVER Nice to have you with us. 309 DCSLAVER Hi. How's it going? 310 DCSLAVER You club any slaves yet? 311 DCSLAVER Hi again. 312 DCSLAVER Going to go on another run? 313 DCSLAVER Things are pretty calm. 314 DCSLAVER When am I going to see some action? 315 DCSLAVER I miss going on slave runs. Guarding sucks. 316 DCSLAVER Slave runs are a blast. 100 DCSLVGRT You see a slaver. 0 DCSLVGRT You see a slaver named Aidan. 150 DCSLVGRT He looks like he could easily take care of himself in a fight. 200 DCSLVGRT Ah, fresh meat.... Welcome ta the slaver's guild. The name's Aidan. Ya here on business? Ya better be. 201 DCSLVGRT What exactly does your guild do? 202 DCSLVGRT Slaver's guild? 203 DCSLVGRT Save guld? 204 DCSLVGRT Aruk kun sung? 215 DCSLVGRT [Aidan looks you up and down.] Well, ya look like you'd fit right in, buddy, but you'll have ta talk ta Metzger, of course. Right though that back door. 216 DCSLVGRT [Aidan looks you up and down.] You don't look like ya could stomach it, pal, but who am I ta judge? Ya gotta talk ta Metzger. He's through the back door. 217 DCSLVGRT I said ta talk ta Metzger. You fucking deaf and dumb or just dumb? 218 DCSLVGRT Who's Metzger? 219 DCSLVGRT Another question for you then. 220 DCSLVGRT Thanks, I will. 221 DCSLVGRT Medger 222 DCSLVGRT Uh� kay. 230 DCSLVGRT Now you die. 240 DCSLVGRT Ya gotta be shittin' me! We capture and sell slaves. That's what yer here for, right? Ya looking for some action? 241 DCSLVGRT Ya gotta be shittin' me! We capture and sell slaves. If ya ain't here for that, whatta want? 242 DCSLVGRT So, ya joined up. This should be interesting. If you like action, yer in the right line of work. If ya don't, ya won't last long. 243 DCSLVGRT I never thought I would see that tat on woman. It looks good though. Surprised Metzger... fuck it. So what do ya need? 244 DCSLVGRT What do ya want? Ya lost or somethin'? 245 DCSLVGRT Hello again. li'l lady. Whatcha need? 246 DCSLVGRT What? 247 DCSLVGRT I'm looking to join. 248 DCSLVGRT Where do you get your slaves? 249 DCSLVGRT I'd like to buy some slaves. 250 DCSLVGRT Do you know a man named Vic? 251 DCSLVGRT I'm looking for a Merchant. 252 DCSLVGRT You ever heard of Vault 13? 253 DCSLVGRT Bye. 254 DCSLVGRT Work. 255 DCSLVGRT Food. 256 DCSLVGRT Kill. 257 DCSLVGRT Ug. 270 DCSLVGRT Ah, a bloodthirsty one. Well... Talk to the boss. We might have a place for ya. Go through the back door. 271 DCSLVGRT Metzger's never had a bitch slaver, but if you're really that bloodthirsty, check with him. He's right through that door. 272 DCSLVGRT Okke. 273 DCSLVGRT Uh. 274 DCSLVGRT Krook 280 DCSLVGRT Talk ta Metzger about that. He doesn't normally sell to the public. Has his hands full with... bigger customers. 281 DCSLVGRT Who's Metzger? 282 DCSLVGRT Can I ask something else then? 283 DCSLVGRT Okay, bye. 284 DCSLVGRT What about Vic? 290 DCSLVGRT Ya don't say. Beat it! 291 DCSLVGRT Dumb bitch. 292 DCSLVGRT Oook? 293 DCSLVGRT Hmph. 300 DCSLVGRT Not likely. That dumbass Vic pissed Metzger off about some radio or something. I doubt that he'd sell'm. You'll have to talk ta him yourself. 301 DCSLVGRT Well, I hear he finally fixed the radio. You should ask Metzger. He's not much use now, not very good trade quality. 302 DCSLVGRT Who's Metzger? 303 DCSLVGRT Where's Metzger at? 304 DCSLVGRT Okay, thanks. Bye. 310 DCSLVGRT He's in the back room right through the door over there. 311 DCSLVGRT You playing with me? He's right back there. Just go through that door. 312 DCSLVGRT Okay. 313 DCSLVGRT Thanks. 320 DCSLVGRT Damn, you don't know Metzger? What're ya doin' in this town, if not ta see him? He's the head of the Slaver's Guild. 321 DCSLVGRT How many times do I have to tell ya? He's the slave master. He runs things in this town. 322 DCSLVGRT Can I ask you something else? 323 DCSLVGRT Okay, thanks. 330 DCSLVGRT I ain't talkin' about that. Metzger'll string me up. Plus, we wouldn't want any outside competition. 331 DCSLVGRT I already said. I ain't gonna talk about that. 332 DCSLVGRT Tell me before I blow a hole through your head. 333 DCSLVGRT I understand. Another question? 334 DCSLVGRT Okay, bye. 340 DCSLVGRT Listen here, ya li'le shit head, don't you dare threaten me or any one else in our guild, or you're dead. Get that? Dead. 341 DCSLVGRT Listen here, ya li'l cunt. Don't you dare threaten me or any one else in our guild, or your dead. Get that? Dead. 342 DCSLVGRT Now, young jet eye, you will die. 343 DCSLVGRT Screw you. 344 DCSLVGRT Sorry, please don't hurt me. 345 DCSLVGRT Yeah, whatever. I'll let you live this time. 350 DCSLVGRT Oh, really? Maybe I should just blow a whole through your head right here 'n now. What do you think, hot shot? 351 DCSLVGRT Take your best shot. 352 DCSLVGRT Don't make me laugh. 353 DCSLVGRT I was just joking, man. 354 DCSLVGRT I'm sorry. I was just trying to impress you. 360 DCSLVGRT Run along, before I change m'mind. 361 DCSLVGRT Okay. 370 DCSLVGRT What? Oh, you must be looking for Mom's. You're one building off. She's in the building directly south. S-o-u-t-h. That way. [Aidan points out the door.] 371 DCSLVGRT Huh? Uh� Oh. 380 DCSLVGRT Ya look like ya might fit in, but Metzger's never hired a woman. Not sure why, but I doubt he's gonna start now. 381 DCSLVGRT Ya don't look the type. Hell, Metzger's never hired a woman before. Not sure why, but I doubt he's starting now. 382 DCSLVGRT I said ta talk ta Metzger. 383 DCSLVGRT Who's Metzger? 384 DCSLVGRT Another question. 385 DCSLVGRT Thanks, I will. 386 DCSLVGRT Medger 387 DCSLVGRT Uh� kay. 400 DCSLVGRT Nope, but I'd check with the boss. He's probably been all over the fuckin' place. 401 DCSLVGRT Another question. 402 DCSLVGRT Okay, thanks. Bye. 410 DCSLVGRT Merchant? Oh, you must mean Vic, that guy that sells the old Vault stuff. He's fucked. Metzger pretty pissed with'm. 411 DCSLVGRT Yeah, Vic� that Merchant guy, right? The one that sells the old Vault stuff. He's fucked. Metzger pretty pissed with'm. 412 DCSLVGRT How many times you gonna ask me that? Metzger's got'm. 413 DCSLVGRT Who's Metzger? 414 DCSLVGRT Can I ask another question? 415 DCSLVGRT Is he for sale? 416 DCSLVGRT Okay, thanks. 430 DCSLVGRT Hey, boys, look who's back. 431 DCSLVGRT Run, it's a slaver! Ah, I crack m'self up. 432 DCSLVGRT Back for some action? 433 DCSLVGRT You know the way. 434 DCSLVGRT Go on in. 435 DCSLVGRT He's wait'n for ya. 436 DCSLVGRT Now what? 437 DCSLVGRT I know that ugly face. 438 DCSLVGRT How's it goin'? 439 DCSLVGRT Yer back. Ya gonna join up? 100 DCSLVRUN You see a big, primitive looking man. 101 DCSLVRUN This man looks fairly strong and alert. 110 DCSLVRUN You see a slender primitive woman. 111 DCSLVRUN She seems strong despite her size. 120 DCSLVRUN You see a strange looking man. 121 DCSLVRUN He seems to be awfully thin. 130 DCSLVRUN You see a ragged looking man. 131 DCSLVRUN This one looks fairly strong. 140 DCSLVRUN You see a man in tattered clothing. 141 DCSLVRUN He movements suggest on with speed. 150 DCSLVRUN You see a very grimy woman. 151 DCSLVRUN She doesn't seem to have ever bathed. 160 DCSLVRUN You see a rather large woman. 161 DCSLVRUN She looks like strong fighter. 170 DCSLVRUN You see a scrawny looking woman. 171 DCSLVRUN This one doesn't seem like much trouble. 200 DCSLVRUN Die! 201 DCSLVRUN Where you at? 202 DCSLVRUN I'm gunna hurt you. 210 DCSLVRUN I'm going to get your for this! 211 DCSLVRUN God damn slavers! 212 DCSLVRUN You'll pay for this! 220 DCSLVRUN Leave alone! 221 DCSLVRUN Don't hurt! 222 DCSLVRUN No hurt you! 223 DCSLVRUN I don't fight! 230 DCSLVRUN I recognize that tattoo! 231 DCSLVRUN No, please! 232 DCSLVRUN Please don't kill me! 233 DCSLVRUN I won't fight; don't kill me! 234 DCSLVRUN Please, I don't want to die! 235 DCSLVRUN You're slavers aren't you? Oh, god. 245 DCSLVRUN Quiet! They near. 246 DCSLVRUN Kill bad men. 247 DCSLVRUN No take family from me. 248 DCSLVRUN I protect family. 249 DCSLVRUN Must not find us. 250 DCSLVRUN They bad people. 260 DCSLVRUN Slavers are coming. Everyone quiet. 261 DCSLVRUN Get ready; I think they're close now. 262 DCSLVRUN I'm not going down without a fight. 263 DCSLVRUN They'll never enslave us. 264 DCSLVRUN Those slavers will pay for this. 265 DCSLVRUN No slaver's going to take my family. 270 DCSLVRUN They no find me. 271 DCSLVRUN Must hide. Must hide. 272 DCSLVRUN Why they want hurt. 273 DCSLVRUN Me scared. 274 DCSLVRUN Me no fight. 275 DCSLVRUN Me want live. 276 DCSLVRUN No hurt family. 280 DCSLVRUN Oh, shit! 281 DCSLVRUN Why are they doing this? 282 DCSLVRUN What about my family? 283 DCSLVRUN I don't want to die. 284 DCSLVRUN I don't want to be a slave. 285 DCSLVRUN I deserve better than this. 290 DCSLVRUN You die now! 291 DCSLVRUN Me kill! 292 DCSLVRUN You no hurt family! 293 DCSLVRUN You no take family! 294 DCSLVRUN I protect! 295 DCSLVRUN I hurt you! 296 DCSLVRUN You pay! 300 DCSLVRUN You're not going to take my family, slaver! 301 DCSLVRUN Die, slaving scum! 302 DCSLVRUN You'll pay, you bastard! 303 DCSLVRUN I'll fight to the death for my family! 304 DCSLVRUN You won't get away with this! 305 DCSLVRUN You're not leaving here with my friends! 310 DCSLVRUN Ahhh! 311 DCSLVRUN No kill! No kill! 312 DCSLVRUN Stop! 313 DCSLVRUN Heeeelp! 314 DCSLVRUN Run! 315 DCSLVRUN No do that! 320 DCSLVRUN Run for your lives! 321 DCSLVRUN Don't let them catch you! 322 DCSLVRUN Slavers! Run for it! 323 DCSLVRUN Help someone! Please! 324 DCSLVRUN Run for it, Marty! 325 DCSLVRUN Ahhh! 326 DCSLVRUN Stop the insanity! 100 DCSMITTY You see a greasy old coot. 150 DCSMITTY You see Smitty the mechanic and junkyard owner. 151 DCSMITTY You see a greasy old coot with dirty work-clothes on. 200 DCSMITTY You varmint! Git outta here before I hafta learn ya! 201 DCSMITTY Git outta my place! 202 DCSMITTY Git off my land! 203 DCSMITTY Dang varmint, git outta here. 204 DCSMITTY Go the hell away from me. 220 DCSMITTY Hey, git off my land. 221 DCSMITTY You there, dumbass, git outta here. 222 DCSMITTY Git, go on, git! 223 DCSMITTY I ain't got time for your type. 224 DCSMITTY Sorry, I guess I don't speak idjit. 240 DCSMITTY Hello there, young feller. What can old Smitty do ya for? 241 DCSMITTY Hello there, cute-stuff. What can old Smitty do ya for? 242 DCSMITTY Jumpin' jiminy, what can I do for ya now? 243 DCSMITTY Hey there, I really enjoyed my meal from Mom's. Thanks. Now what can old Smitty do for ya? 244 DCSMITTY I was just wondering what you do here? 245 DCSMITTY Say, old timer, I have this thingy here that I picked up in Gecko�. 246 DCSMITTY Hey Smitty, I was wondering about that car you had for sale. 247 DCSMITTY I brought your meal from Mom's. 248 DCSMITTY Say, old timer, I have this thingy here that I picked up in Klamath�. 249 DCSMITTY I was just looking around a bit. See you later, Smitty. 260 DCSMITTY Let old Smitty here take a look at it. 261 DCSMITTY Sure, here it is. 262 DCSMITTY On second thought, let me ask you about something else. 263 DCSMITTY Maybe another time. Goodbye, Smitty. 280 DCSMITTY Let old Smitty here take a look at it. 281 DCSMITTY Sure, here it is. 282 DCSMITTY On second thought, let me ask you about something else. 283 DCSMITTY Maybe another time. Goodbye, Smitty. 300 DCSMITTY Well now, that looks to me like it's an old fuel cell controller. Hmm, I bet if I used that with the old Highwayman I could get her purring like a kitten. 301 DCSMITTY Huh? 310 DCSMITTY Hmm, that looks jist like a fuel cell regulator. If I had a car that ran, it'd sure improve the mileage on it. 311 DCSMITTY Huh? 320 DCSMITTY That was mighty darn kind of you. Thanks mucho, compadre. Here's a little something for your trouble. It'll come in handy 'round these parts. (He hands you a Stimpack.) 321 DCSMITTY Thanks, Smitty. No problem. See you around. 322 DCSMITTY Well, uhhh... Thanks, but I already headed over to Mom's and got some eats myself, so I won't be needin' that anymore. 323 DCSMITTY Oops, I'm not the usual delivery person. He called in sick today. Can I get some experience points anyway? 324 DCSMITTY OK, sorry about the mixup. I hope Mom doesn't fire me! I really need this job. 325 DCSMITTY You know we're not doing the free meal after 24 hours thing anymore, right? 326 DCSMITTY Well, maybe I'll just eat it myself then. 327 DCSMITTY Mom's not gonna be too happy with this. 330 DCSMITTY Well, you see, I've got this car, a Chrysalis Motors Highwayman. She's a beaut, too. They used to say "Nothing can stop a Highwayman." Built tough, that's what they were. 331 DCSMITTY Yeah, so what's that got to do with me? 340 DCSMITTY Well, you see, I thought I needed a battery for the thing but all I really need is a fuel cell controller. Them things was always going bad on 'em. 341 DCSMITTY Well, I've got one of those 350 DCSMITTY That right? Here's the deal. You give me $2,000 and I'll sell you the car. Heck I'll even install the fuel cell controller for you. Should run good as new. I'll even charge it up with some extra micro fusion power cells I got. 351 DCSMITTY That sounds good to me. Here's the money and the part. 352 DCSMITTY I don't think I want to do that right now. Let me ask you about something else, Smitty. 353 DCSMITTY Let me think about it. I'll see you around, Smitty. 370 DCSMITTY Jist take it easy with her 'til she warms up, now. 371 DCSMITTY OK, I will. Thanks, Smitty. 380 DCSMITTY Well, a lot an' not so much at the same time. 381 DCSMITTY Huh? 390 DCSMITTY What I'm saying is that havin' a regulator is nice but you need to find a fuel cell controller. 391 DCSMITTY Why's that? 400 DCSMITTY Cause if'n you had a controller, and $2,000, I could fix this here Chrysalis Motors Highwayman that I got here and you could drive around in style. 401 DCSMITTY Really? Where can I find a fuel cell controller? 410 DCSMITTY Now that's a silly question. Don't you think if I knew that then I'd be driving around in the car? 411 DCSMITTY Wow. I'll have to look for one of those. 420 DCSMITTY Be a good idea. If you find one jist come on back here with it. Oh, and don' forget the $2,000, neither. 421 DCSMITTY Sounds like a plan, Smitty. Hey, let me ask you about something else. 422 DCSMITTY I'm going to go look for one right now. Goodbye. 430 DCSMITTY Hey there, how's that car runnin' for ya? 431 DCSMITTY Pretty good, Smitty, but I found this part for the car and I don't know what to do with it. 432 DCSMITTY Great, Smitty, just great. Hey, I brought you a meal. Compliments of Mom. 433 DCSMITTY Real good, Smitty, real good. Thanks. See you around. Goodbye. 450 DCSMITTY Well now, that's a fuel cell regulator. That'll give you better mileage per energy cell. I could put that in for you, if you had say $750 for my trouble. 451 DCSMITTY That sounds like a deal, Smitty. Here's the part and the money. 452 DCSMITTY I'll have to think about it, Smitty. Goodbye for now. 460 DCSMITTY Mostly I just keep watch over all this old junk. Only got one thing worth doodly-squat. 461 DCSMITTY What's that? 462 DCSMITTY I figured that. Let me ask you something else. 470 DCSMITTY Why, it's none other than this Chrysalis Motors Highwayman. They used ta say that "Nothing can stop a Highwayman." They shore built 'em tough, I'll say that for 'em. 471 DCSMITTY Wow, does it run? 480 DCSMITTY If'n it ran, do you think I'd still be in this shithole of a town? 481 DCSMITTY Uh, yes. 482 DCSMITTY I guess not. 490 DCSMITTY Well, you're probably right. I got kinda settled in here. 491 DCSMITTY I see. 500 DCSMITTY Well, then again, mebbe' I would too. I got all comfortable here. 501 DCSMITTY I understand. 510 DCSMITTY I wouldn't mind selling the car though. If someone brought me the battery - no strike that, uh, I guess I'd need a fuel cell controller. Yeah, if'n I had one of them, I'd sell the car for $2,000. Even install the controller so it'd run right. 511 DCSMITTY That sounds interesting. I'll have to come back if I ever find a fuel cell controller. Let me ask you something else right now. 512 DCSMITTY When I find one, I'll be back. Goodbye, Smitty. 520 DCSMITTY There you go. Better'n new. Take it easy with her now. 521 DCSMITTY I will. Thanks, Smitty. Goodbye. 600 DCSMITTY YOU GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY CAR! 650 DCSMITTY Don't let me catch you sneaking around my car like that again. 651 DCSMITTY You won't. 100 DCSTORY1 You see bar patron. 101 DCSTORY1 You see Leanne. 102 DCSTORY1 She's very beautiful, but seems to be lost in thought. 103 DCSTORY1 Stop it! 104 DCSTORY1 Why are you doing this? 105 DCSTORY1 Leave me alone! 106 DCSTORY1 Please stop! 107 DCSTORY1 You murderer! 108 DCSTORY1 How could you do that to Becky! 109 DCSTORY1 What did she do to you? 110 DCSTORY1 You'll rot in hell. 111 DCSTORY1 Sorry, all out of stories. 112 DCSTORY1 Thanks for the drink. 113 DCSTORY1 Pleasure talking to you. 114 DCSTORY1 Thanks for listening. 115 DCSTORY1 Nice to see you again. 116 DCSTORY1 Safe travels. 117 DCSTORY1 Why hello! Nice to see a new face around here. My name's Leanne. How are you, care to sit down? 118 DCSTORY1 Hello again. Doing well, I hope? 119 DCSTORY1 So, tell me what you know about the Master. 120 DCSTORY1 Great. How are things with you? 121 DCSTORY1 Pretty good. 122 DCSTORY1 Can't talk right now. Bye. 123 DCSTORY1 Igsby? 124 DCSTORY1 Bgy. 131 DCSTORY1 Oh, I'm sorry. I don't understand. Perhaps you shouldn't drink so much. 132 DCSTORY1 Ugra. 133 DCSTORY1 Fegi. 134 DCSTORY1 Oh, very good. Thanks for asking. Becky has such an interesting family history. Do you have one yourself? 135 DCSTORY1 Still doing good, thanks. Now where were we? I think you were talking about your family history? 136 DCSTORY1 Yes. I am the Chosen One. My ancestor saved the world from one called the Master. 137 DCSTORY1 Yeah. My ancestor supposedly saved the world from someone called the 'Master.' 138 DCSTORY1 I've got to go. 139 DCSTORY1 Uh, okay. Nice to meet you Chosen One... Actually. I've heard something about a master before... 140 DCSTORY1 How interesting. That reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago. Something about a master. 141 DCSTORY1 Really? What was it? 142 DCSTORY1 Tell me. 143 DCSTORY1 Oh, okay. Bye. 144 DCSTORY1 Well this might take a bit. Be a gentleman and buy me a drink, wouldn't you please? Not whiskey though, Nuka-Cola please. 145 DCSTORY1 Well this might take a bit. Be a doll and buy me a drink, wouldn't you please? Not whiskey though, Nuka-Cola please. 146 DCSTORY1 Shall we get started? I remember it quite well now. 147 DCSTORY1 Sure. 148 DCSTORY1 Sorry, I can't spare $5 right now. 149 DCSTORY1 Thanks. Now let's see... I remember my mom telling me about this huge migration that happened 70... or was it 80 years ago... 150 DCSTORY1 Please, go on. 151 DCSTORY1 Really big mutants with weapons as tall as you and me came from the south. Mom said it looked like a big migration of some sort. 152 DCSTORY1 How many? 153 DCSTORY1 Don't know, but there were multiple groups of them. Some would continue north, others headed east. No one knew where they were going. 154 DCSTORY1 Go on. 155 DCSTORY1 They were quite upset and seemed to be fleeing from something. 156 DCSTORY1 Really? 157 DCSTORY1 Yeah, there were also others in dirty, tattered purple robes... they kept babbling about how the Master was dead... 158 DCSTORY1 Interesting. 159 DCSTORY1 Some of them even committed suicide right here in town! 160 DCSTORY1 So? 161 DCSTORY1 Well don't you see. They were talking about the Master, the one your ancestor killed. 162 DCSTORY1 Thanks for the story. 163 DCSTORY1 Well, it's getting late. Bye. 164 DCSTORY1 My pleasure. Bye. 165 DCSTORY1 Bye. 166 DCSTORY1 Nevermind. 100 DCSTORY2 You see bar patron. 101 DCSTORY2 You see Stacy. 102 DCSTORY2 She seems to be a little sad. 103 DCSTORY2 Stop it! 104 DCSTORY2 How could you? 105 DCSTORY2 Get away from me! 106 DCSTORY2 Why? 107 DCSTORY2 Please stop! 108 DCSTORY2 You murderer! 109 DCSTORY2 Poor Mom! You'll pay for that! 110 DCSTORY2 Mom... 111 DCSTORY2 But she was so nice to everyone... 112 DCSTORY2 Sorry, can't think of anything else interesting. 113 DCSTORY2 My brains all dried up. 114 DCSTORY2 That's it. 115 DCSTORY2 Hi. 116 DCSTORY2 Have you said hi to Mom yet? 117 DCSTORY2 Oh, hi. 118 DCSTORY2 Oh, you again. 119 DCSTORY2 Tell me about your cat. 120 DCSTORY2 Why the glum flace? 121 DCSTORY2 You come here often? 122 DCSTORY2 I'll have to catch you later. Bye. 123 DCSTORY2 Okah? 124 DCSTORY2 Ug. 131 DCSTORY2 Please don't bother me. I'm really not in the mood right now. 132 DCSTORY2 Ugra. 133 DCSTORY2 Fegi. 134 DCSTORY2 Oh, nothing really. Just sometimes I get thinking about my mom and cat. I miss them so very much. 135 DCSTORY2 Cat? 136 DCSTORY2 Sorry to hear that. Bye. 137 DCSTORY2 Yeah, Cuddles. She was such a sweet cat. I really don't feel like talking about it... Well, unless you'd like to buy me a drink. That might help. 138 DCSTORY2 As I said, I would prefer not to talk about it right now. If you'd like to buy me a drink, it might loosen my tongue. 139 DCSTORY2 Of course I will. I'd love to hear about it. 140 DCSTORY2 Sure. 141 DCSTORY2 Sorry, I can't spare $10 right now. 142 DCSTORY2 Obviously. 143 DCSTORY2 Do you think you're funny or something? Get a better line. 144 DCSTORY2 So why the glum flace? 145 DCSTORY2 Whatever, bye. 146 DCSTORY2 I hear there used to be ones that were as big as you and me. They used to eat animals as big as a brahmin. Now that's scary stuff. 147 DCSTORY2 That's nothing. 148 DCSTORY2 Yeah, it is. 149 DCSTORY2 The kind I'm talking about is a small cute animal, bigger than a rat but smaller than a dog. Some are fluffy, like my Cuddles, but others have short hair. 150 DCSTORY2 Really? 151 DCSTORY2 They like to be pet like a dog does, but cats make this wonderful relaxing sound when you pet them. 152 DCSTORY2 Strange. 153 DCSTORY2 Cuddles always used to help me go to sleep at night. I think of her every night when I try to go to sleep. 154 DCSTORY2 Sounds nice. 155 DCSTORY2 Go on. 156 DCSTORY2 I had her when I was a kid, but she disappeared. I didn't know then what happened to her, I was too young. 157 DCSTORY2 Why? 158 DCSTORY2 Well, food was awfully scarce back then and people had to eat. It's quite sad really... 159 DCSTORY2 What? 160 DCSTORY2 People would hunt them because they were such easy prey. None of them are around anymore because of it. 161 DCSTORY2 Sick! 162 DCSTORY2 I can understand that. 163 DCSTORY2 Those were the wild ones, but I'm sure that's what happened to mine. Now I know why Mom always kept a close eye on her. 164 DCSTORY2 How sad. 165 DCSTORY2 I'm sorry. 166 DCSTORY2 Oh... 167 DCSTORY2 It makes me sad to think about it... 168 DCSTORY2 Bye. 100 DCTHUG You see a thug. 150 DCTHUG The thug looks pretty ruthless. 151 DCTHUG Get out of my face. 152 DCTHUG You lookin' for trouble? 153 DCTHUG Keep right on walking. 154 DCTHUG Not interested. 155 DCTHUG Go away. 200 DCTHUG Hey punk. 201 DCTHUG You want some trouble? 202 DCTHUG Come here, sissy. 203 DCTHUG Don't make me come over there and beat your ass. 204 DCTHUG You talking to me? 205 DCTHUG You want some of this? 206 DCTHUG Hey baby, come here. 100 DCTUBBY You see the shop owner. 101 DCTUBBY You see Tubby. 150 DCTUBBY This is the store owner. 151 DCTUBBY This is Tubby, the shop store owner. 152 DCTUBBY [TALK] 153 DCTUBBY I would prefer that you take your business elsewhere. 154 DCTUBBY You are a business man. Let�s conduct business. 155 DCTUBBY Can I ask you something. 156 DCTUBBY Bye. 157 DCTUBBY I am so happy to see you again. What can I do for you today? 158 DCTUBBY Let�s trade. 159 DCTUBBY Can I ask you something? 160 DCTUBBY Nothing for now. Bye. 161 DCTUBBY Hello, sir, and welcome to Tubby�s. I am the proprietor. May I help you? 162 DCTUBBY Yes, let�s trade. 163 DCTUBBY I need some information. 164 DCTUBBY Goodbye. 165 DCTUBBY Hello, madam. I am called Tubby by my friends, and I welcome you to my store. How may I help you? 166 DCTUBBY I want to buy some things. 167 DCTUBBY I need some information. 168 DCTUBBY Goodbye. 169 DCTUBBY I would prefer that you leave, instead. 170 DCTUBBY Bye. 171 DCTUBBY What would you like to know? 172 DCTUBBY Who�s in charge of this town? 173 DCTUBBY Why is everyone selling chems? 174 DCTUBBY Do you know where the Vault is located? 175 DCTUBBY I would like to barter after all. 176 DCTUBBY Never mind. Bye 177 DCTUBBY Oh my. I can tell we will have a communication problem. Please nod if you would like to trade any goods. 178 DCTUBBY [Nod] 179 DCTUBBY Byebye. 180 DCTUBBY No one, I�m afraid. The Den is an anarchistic place where a kind of Darwinian struggle is played out. Only the strongest, fastest or smartest will survive here. I�m sure you will find your niche. 181 DCTUBBY Um, thanks. 182 DCTUBBY OK. Chems are the basis for this town�s economic system, just as another town may use grain or gold. 183 DCTUBBY Thanks. 184 DCTUBBY I have heard of a place called Vault City. But unfortunately, I can't help you with directions. You see, very few of us towns can offer acceptable exchange for the medical services they provide, so most of us have never been there. 185 DCTUBBY OK. Thanks. 186 DCTUBBY That's not the kind of information I would just GIVE away to anyone. 187 DCTUBBY Would a hundred bucks change your mind? 188 DCTUBBY How about I give you $50 and you tell me. 189 DCTUBBY What do you say you give me the information, or I give you a new hole in the head. 190 DCTUBBY Nevermind. 191 DCTUBBY Well, can I ask you something else, then? 192 DCTUBBY Sure, that kind of money MIGHT help me change my mind. But you ain't got it! 193 DCTUBBY I must have dropped it somewhere. I'm gonna go look for it. 194 DCTUBBY I don't think that's going to be enough. 500 DCTUBBY Sure Petey. I'll be there in a second. 501 DCTUBBY Hold on, Petey! 502 DCTUBBY I'm comin', I'm comin'. 510 DCTUBBY Here you go, Petey. 511 DCTUBBY You know, Petey, you should kick this shit. 100 DCTUBFRI You see a chem reliant. 110 DCTUBFRI You see a jet whore. 111 DCTUBFRI You see one of Tubby's jet whores. 150 DCTUBFRI He seems to be a friend of Tubby's. 160 DCTUBFRI She seems to be extremely doped up. 161 DCTUBFRI She seems to be suffering from massive withdrawals. 200 DCTUBFRI Oh, man. Where we going to get our shit now? 201 DCTUBFRI What'd ya kill Tubby for? 202 DCTUBFRI Oh man, that sucks. 203 DCTUBFRI Now what're we supposed to do? 204 DCTUBFRI Oh, man� 205 DCTUBFRI Hey, that's not fair. 206 DCTUBFRI Don't hurt us, we won't tell. 220 DCTUBFRI Wow, you look pretty mean. 221 DCTUBFRI Hey, you're a real nice guy. Anyone ever tell you that? 222 DCTUBFRI Hey, you're a real nice gal. Anyone ever tell you that? 223 DCTUBFRI We're Tubby's guards. 224 DCTUBFRI Don't mess with Tubby. This is his place. 225 DCTUBFRI Damn, I'm feeling good. 226 DCTUBFRI Can you believe we're guards? Cool, isn't it. 227 DCTUBFRI This shit is great. 228 DCTUBFRI Oh, man I can't feel my legs. 229 DCTUBFRI Tubby's our buddy. 230 DCTUBFRI Tubby keeps us happy. 231 DCTUBFRI Oh boy, oh boy oh boy� Damn my eyes. 232 DCTUBFRI Hey, man, you a slaver? Wow� 233 DCTUBFRI Did that tattoo hurt? 234 DCTUBFRI You slavers sure are tough. 235 DCTUBFRI Isn't it dangerous being a slaver? 236 DCTUBFRI Hey, I heard your boss got shot or something. Tough luck. 237 DCTUBFRI Hey, you hear? Metzger's dead or something. 238 DCTUBFRI Wow, someone diced the Metzger the Butcher. 239 DCTUBFRI Hope Tubby can stay in business with Metz gone. 250 DCTUBFRI Wow, man. He killed Tubby. 251 DCTUBFRI I think my shit went bad. 252 DCTUBFRI Woh, what's going on? 253 DCTUBFRI What was all that noise? 254 DCTUBFRI Dang, that was nasty shit. 255 DCTUBFRI Wow, man. She killed Tubby. 260 DCTUBFRI Ooooohhyaaa� Good stuff. 261 DCTUBFRI What's that? 262 DCTUBFRI Oh, yeah, I'm flying now. 263 DCTUBFRI Oh so warm. 264 DCTUBFRI She's so pretty. 265 DCTUBFRI Oh, blackout� Shit, I can't see. 270 DCTUBFRI Wow, you see that? 271 DCTUBFRI Yeah, you know what it was? 272 DCTUBFRI I think it was a bird. 273 DCTUBFRI No, a dog. 274 DCTUBFRI But it was flying man. 275 DCTUBFRI No way - it zoomed across the ground. 276 DCTUBFRI Yeah, you seeing things, man. 277 DCTUBFRI No way. That was real. 278 DCTUBFRI Whatever. 279 DCTUBFRI Ohhhh it's kicking in again. Ahh. 290 DCTUBFRI Pretty lights. 291 DCTUBFRI Lots of lights. 292 DCTUBFRI They're so warm. 293 DCTUBFRI And the trees. 294 DCTUBFRI Where are the women? 295 DCTUBFRI So green and pretty. 296 DCTUBFRI I like potatoes. 297 DCTUBFRI Trees are made of wood. 298 DCTUBFRI I like women and potatoes. 299 DCTUBFRI They make smoke when they burn. 300 DCTUBFRI But not together. 301 DCTUBFRI Animals live in trees. 302 DCTUBFRI No, not women and trees, women and potatoes. 303 DCTUBFRI I can climb a tree. 304 DCTUBFRI A woman climbing a tree eating potatoes? You're dumb. 305 DCTUBFRI Where do trees come from? 306 DCTUBFRI You can't climb a tree and eat potatoes. 307 DCTUBFRI I like bushes, too. 308 DCTUBFRI Well, not very easily. 309 DCTUBFRI Because they're green. 310 DCTUBFRI Potatoes aren't green. 311 DCTUBFRI Ohhh, the pretty lights. 312 DCTUBFRI Oh, my head hurts� 320 DCTUBFRI Don't talk to me, man. My head hurts. 321 DCTUBFRI I won't tell anyone. 322 DCTUBFRI Don't hurt me. 323 DCTUBFRI I didn't do anything. 324 DCTUBFRI I didn't see anything. 325 DCTUBFRI I didn't hear anything. 326 DCTUBFRI Please, just leave. 327 DCTUBFRI Lady, I don't feel much like talking. My fucking head is killing me. 340 DCTUBFRI Oh man, you suck. 341 DCTUBFRI What did you go and ruin a perfect high for? 342 DCTUBFRI Man, that hurt! 343 DCTUBFRI What the hell? 344 DCTUBFRI How's that going to happen? 400 DCTUBFRI Tubby's so wonderful. 401 DCTUBFRI Jet makes me so horny. 402 DCTUBFRI Tubby knows how to take care of his women! 403 DCTUBFRI Isn't Tubby wonderful? 404 DCTUBFRI Oh, baby- Wait! You ain't Tubby. 405 DCTUBFRI Where's our big man at? 406 DCTUBFRI Doesn't it just make your skin tingle? 407 DCTUBFRI Tubby has the best supply in town. 408 DCTUBFRI I feel so alive! 420 DCTUBFRI Did you hear a load bang? 421 DCTUBFRI Haven't seen Tubby in a while. 422 DCTUBFRI Where's Tubby? 423 DCTUBFRI You seen Tubby? 440 DCTUBFRI Oh, my head! 441 DCTUBFRI Where's Tubby! I think I'm going to die! 442 DCTUBFRI I can't take this much longer. 443 DCTUBFRI Oh, the pain is getting really bad. 444 DCTUBFRI Tubby hasn't given us any in a while. Where he at? 445 DCTUBFRI My lips are numb. 446 DCTUBFRI I can't feel my fingers. 460 DCTUBFRI Don't hurt me! 461 DCTUBFRI Please, don't! 462 DCTUBFRI I didn't take it! 463 DCTUBFRI It wasn't me! 464 DCTUBFRI Leave me alone! 100 DCTYLER You see Tyler. 101 DCTYLER You see Tyler, the leader of this gang. 150 DCTYLER He seems fairly strong. 200 DCTYLER Hey, don't touch the fucking door. 201 DCTYLER Moron. 210 DCTYLER Now we finish it. 220 DCTYLER Told you it would be a piece of cake. 221 DCTYLER That was like leading lambs to the slaughter. 222 DCTYLER That fucking bitch is finally dead! 223 DCTYLER Thanks for the tip, that was sweet. 230 DCTYLER Were the hell were you? 231 DCTYLER Trap my ass! Fucking liar. 232 DCTYLER I should gut you right now. 233 DCTYLER So much for the plan, asshole. 234 DCTYLER You better not have been jerking me around. 235 DCTYLER How'd you fuck this one up? 240 DCTYLER You just lead those dumb bastards here and we'll nail them to the wall. 241 DCTYLER We're waiting. 242 DCTYLER We can't wait all night. 243 DCTYLER What are you waiting for? I'm ready for blood. 244 DCTYLER Do it already! Don't let them get suspicious. 245 DCTYLER Hurry the hell up. 250 DCTYLER Who the hell are you and what do you want? 251 DCTYLER So, what do you want this time? 252 DCTYLER Metzger sent me. 253 DCTYLER I'm here to inspect the church. 254 DCTYLER I'll be back. 255 DCTYLER Me 1255 DCTYLER ! 256 DCTYLER Aruwa? 260 DCTYLER What the hell for? His stuff's not going anywhere. 261 DCTYLER His crap still hasn't moved an inch. 262 DCTYLER Oh, yeah. You're a slaver now, eh? So what did he want? It's not going anywhere - not like it could. 263 DCTYLER He wanted me to check it for him. 264 DCTYLER Well, he wants to be sure. 265 DCTYLER Never mind. 270 DCTYLER Sure he did. I've never seen you around here before. Now, beat it. 271 DCTYLER Let me in there now, before I have to get angry on your face! 272 DCTYLER Look, he had me come into town just to inspect his damn stuff. I could care less. 273 DCTYLER Okay. 280 DCTYLER Whatever, slaver. Just go on in. Does he think it's just going to up and leave? Who the hell would want that shit? 281 DCTYLER Fuck it. Just go in. Does he think it's just going to up and leave? Who the hell would want that shit anyhow? 282 DCTYLER Bye. 290 DCTYLER Okay, fuck. It's not like I really care. Like you would know what to do with any of that shit anyway. 291 DCTYLER Grrrr. 292 DCTYLER Thanks. 300 DCTYLER Beat it, tough guy, before I get angry on Your face. 301 DCTYLER Beat it, bitch. Metzger wouldn't have sent a woman anyhow, so take a hike. 302 DCTYLER Bitch? I'll show you what this bitch can do. 303 DCTYLER Fuck you. 304 DCTYLER [Leave] 310 DCTYLER Beat it. 320 DCTYLER That's nice. Me Tyler. Me go bye bye. 321 DCTYLER Ur. 322 DCTYLER Uh� 330 DCTYLER Beat it, freak. 331 DCTYLER Sukyu! 332 DCTYLER Arug! 340 DCTYLER I don't think so. Now beat it. 341 DCTYLER Okay. 342 DCTYLER But! 343 DCTYLER Fine. 350 DCTYLER Yeah, I bet you are. Who sent you? 351 DCTYLER Yeah, you said that already, fuck head. Who sent you? 352 DCTYLER Who do you think, moron? Now stop dicking around and let me in. 353 DCTYLER The pink panther. 354 DCTYLER Okay, you'll regret that. 360 DCTYLER The what? Get outta here! 361 DCTYLER But... 362 DCTYLER Fine. 370 DCTYLER Now what the hell does the boss want? Another stupid fucking inspection? 371 DCTYLER Yes? 372 DCTYLER What now? 373 DCTYLER How's it going? 374 DCTYLER Sorry, gotta go. 375 DCTYLER Uk. 376 DCTYLER Lub? 380 DCTYLER Actually, great! Almost forgot - a buddy of mine won it big at the tables and he's sharing the wealth, if you know what I mean. 381 DCTYLER Pretty fucking bored. I hate guarding - but, hey, things can't be that bad. A buddy of mine won it big at the tables and he's sharing the wealth, if you know what I mean. 382 DCTYLER Big plans, then? 383 DCTYLER Sounds like fun. 390 DCTYLER Yeah, he's throwing a party tonight at his place. Should be a blast. 391 DCTYLER Yeah, he's throwing a party tonight at his place. Should be a blast. I'd invite you, honey, but it's only for his closest friends. 392 DCTYLER Down a few brews for me. 393 DCTYLER I understand, thanks. Have fun. 394 DCTYLER See ya. 400 DCTYLER You better believe it! We're going to drink until we drop! 401 DCTYLER Bye 410 DCTYLER What the fuck do you care. Beat it. 411 DCTYLER Yeah, so-so. 412 DCTYLER You trying to annoy me? 413 DCTYLER Not bad. 414 DCTYLER Tired. 415 DCTYLER Okay. 416 DCTYLER Beat it. 417 DCTYLER Been better. 418 DCTYLER Oh. 430 DCTYLER Can't wait for that party. Hope he has a few whores there again. 431 DCTYLER My buddy really knows how to throw a party. 432 DCTYLER Almost party time. 433 DCTYLER Party! Wish I was there now. 440 DCTYLER Hey, what's up? Almost time for that party. 441 DCTYLER What's up? 442 DCTYLER I have some information you might be interested in. 443 DCTYLER Nothing. 444 DCTYLER Uhg. 445 DCTYLER Urseco? 450 DCTYLER Damn, what the hell's wrong with you today? Lay off the chems. 451 DCTYLER Chems are bad for you, man. 452 DCTYLER Chems are bad for you, lady. 453 DCTYLER [Grunt] 460 DCTYLER Oh, yeah? What's that? 461 DCTYLER It'll cost you. 462 DCTYLER Lara's planning on hitting this place tonight. 463 DCTYLER Wait a minute. 470 DCTYLER You fucking earned this. Here's your money. I've been wanting to finish them off for a while. 480 DCTYLER Yeah, fuck you. It depends on what it is. You tell me, then I'll decide if I pay you anything for it. 481 DCTYLER Lara's planning on hitting this place tonight. 482 DCTYLER No, sorry. 490 DCTYLER Oh really? So that bitch has got some balls after all? Well, that's worth a $100. 491 DCTYLER Thanks. 500 DCTYLER Not so fast, slick. Just to be sure, we'll wait until after they show. You could be lying to me for all I know. You just be sure they show, and I'll pay you after. 501 DCTYLER But I'm a lover, not a fighter. 502 DCTYLER Sounds good. 510 DCTYLER Look, I don't give a rat's ass what you are. I'm not giving you a dollar until after they show. We'll do the fighting, but you better be sure they show. 511 DCTYLER Okay. 600 DCTYLER So, you're the boss's new whipping boy? 601 DCTYLER What do ya want? 602 DCTYLER What's up with Metzger? Doesn't he trust us anymore? 603 DCTYLER You done checking that shit yet? 604 DCTYLER Told you Metzger's shit wasn't going anywhere. 605 DCTYLER So, you finished in there or what? 606 DCTYLER I'm sure Metzger needs you for something. Why don't you run along and check? 607 DCTYLER What the fuck's wrong with Metzger? Thinking we're not guarding his shit... 608 DCTYLER You still here? Don't you have another little errand to run for Metzger? 609 DCTYLER So, you're the boss's new whipping girl? 700 DCTYLER I'm not in the mood. 701 DCTYLER Not now. 702 DCTYLER I'm busy. 710 DCTYLER The smart ass is back! So you really want in this church? Why? There's nothing in here you'd be interested in. 711 DCTYLER Now what the fuck do you want? 712 DCTYLER You see this mark on my forehead? Let me the in. Now! 713 DCTYLER I'm his new bitch, that's why! If you don't let me in right now, I'll be sure you find yourself at the top of his shit list. 714 DCTYLER Look, buddy. Metzger's going to have my hide if I don't inspect everything soon. You know how he gets. 715 DCTYLER Non of your fucking business. If the Boss wants his shit checked out, that's what I do. I don't ask questions. 716 DCTYLER Never mind. 100 DCVIC You see a slave. 101 DCVIC You see Vic. 150 DCVIC This slave seems to be kept under tight surveillance. 151 DCVIC This is Vic. 152 DCVIC [TALK] 153 DCVIC Would you tell him I can't... wait. Who are you? You're not a slaver. What are you doing here? 154 DCVIC My name is 155 DCVIC . I�m here to get you out. 156 DCVIC I'm 157 DCVIC , but why have you been locked in this room? 158 DCVIC Can you tell me where Vault 13 is? 159 DCVIC I�m 160 DCVIC . I'll be right back. 161 DCVIC Dubba iba 162 DCVIC . 163 DCVIC Metzger's still quite upset with me, even though we fixed his darn radio. He's threatening to sell me off! I'll do anything you ask if you can get me out of this mess. 164 DCVIC OK, I will. 165 DCVIC Sorry, I can't. Bye. 166 DCVIC Whoo. 167 DCVIC Oh, hi again. This darn radio isn't going to repair it's self. How does he expect me to fix it? 168 DCVIC Where can I get the parts? 169 DCVIC Maybe I can repair it. 170 DCVIC Can you use this radio I found? 171 DCVIC I�ll see what I can do. 172 DCVIC Spa pa? 173 DCVIC I know I can do it, I just need the spare parts. There is an old radio in my shack back in Klamath that has exactly what I need. You been to the Dunton's? My shack's... well, it was just east of their place. 174 DCVIC Do you mean this radio? 175 DCVIC I�ll go look for it. 176 DCVIC Hmmm... I�ll be back. 206 DCVIC It's right here. [pointing to a map] 177 DCVIC That's great! I'll have the radio fixed in no time. 178 DCVIC Okay, I'll talk to Metzger. 179 DCVIC Thanks. 180 DCVIC Bye. 181 DCVIC Pardon? I'm sorry but I don't understand. 182 DCVIC hurm. 183 DCVIC Thank you! I'm forever in your debt. What can I do to repay you? 184 DCVIC Tell me where Vault 13 is. 186 DCVIC Come with me, I could use a hand. 187 DCVIC It was nothing. Good bye. 188 DCVIC Candy? 189 DCVIC Vault 13? There�s a Vault City east of here. I trade there, sometimes. 190 DCVIC Want to go there with me? 191 DCVIC Thanks. Bye. 192 DCVIC Sure, I�ll join up with you! This old fart has one big adventure left in him. I�m sure of it! I'm pretty good at repairing things too, despite what Metzger says. 193 DCVIC Great, let�s go. 194 DCVIC Welcome aboard. 195 DCVIC Whatever. 196 DCVIC Vic me bess frend. 197 DCVIC Want to join me on my search? 198 DCVIC Great! Thanks. 203 DCVIC Vault City is east of here. I�ll point it out on that map of yours. 204 DCVIC Thanks. 220 DCVIC Darn it. That's close, but I need the radio from my shack in Klamath. I know that one has the parts I need. 300 DCVIC Yeah, I can probably help you, but you've got to get me out of here first. 301 DCVIC I told you. If you can get me out of here, I'll help you with anything you want. 302 DCVIC How do we do that? 303 DCVIC You're on you own then. 304 DCVIC Okay, I'll see what I can do. 350 DCVIC You think you can help me out? 351 DCVIC Metzger still won't let me leave. 352 DCVIC I can't take much more of this. 353 DCVIC I'll do anything for you if you help me. 354 DCVIC I'll earn back any expenses you may incur! 400 DCVIC You haven't been by my place yet have you? I really need that radio, Metzger's getting angrier with me by the day. 450 DCVIC Where did you get this water flask? 451 DCVIC I had a water flask that had a big yellow 13 on it. Do you remember where you got it? 500 DCVIC Oh, yeah. I remember that. I bought that from Ed. He's a brahmin dealer over in Vault City. 501 DCVIC Water Flask? Oh, wait. Yea, I had a few dozen of'm. Sold pretty well. I got'm from Ed. A brahmin dealer over in Vault City. 502 DCVIC Vault City? 550 DCVIC Would you stop calling me Boss? 600 DCVIC Sure thing, Chief! 601 DCVIC I mean it STOP IT! 602 DCVIC I guess that'll have to do. 650 DCVIC You got it, Sport! 651 DCVIC Uggg! 700 DCVIC Bee my friend. 710 DCVIC Would you tell him I can't fix this without the parts. I don't know... wait. Who are you? Some new recruit? He didn't send you here to ruff me up again did he? It's not going to make any difference. I can't fix it here. 750 DCVIC Wow! You'd do that for me? I'd do anything if you could get me out this mess. Only problem is that Metzger's got me locked up here until I fix this radio and I don't have the parts I need. 753 DCVIC Where can I get the parts you need? 754 DCVIC I'll see what I can do. 760 DCVIC It's a long story. I guess you could say that Metzger's keeping me here until I fix this darn radio. The crystal's shot and I don't have any spare parts. How does he expect me to fix it?. 761 DCVIC Well, I'm here to get you out. 764 DCVIC Don't know. See ya. 800 DCVIC I've got to get this radio fixed. If you can help me do that, then maybe we can reason with him. 801 DCVIC Where can I get the parts? 803 DCVIC I doubt it. Good luck. 810 DCVIC Why'd you kill poor Mom� I guess you had your reasons� I'm sorry, Boss. It's not my place to question you. This is a pretty bad town. I'm sure she did something pretty bad. 811 DCVIC Hey, Boss. Thanks for getting me out of that mess with Metzger. You need anything? Mom's been kind enough to feed me while you've been gone. I help her around the place�. 812 DCVIC Bye. 813 DCVIC Oooh. 814 DCVIC Beiye 823 DCVIC Where is your friend Ed, again? 830 DCVIC I would if I could, but you're just not looking good. I'd only be a burden. Now that Mom's gone, I think I'll just head out. Don't know where� maybe we'll see each other again. Thank you for everything you've done for me. 831 DCVIC I would if I could, but you're just not looking good. Looks like you can barely take care of yourself. I'd only be a burden. I'll just wait here, Mom's cooking reminds me of my ex-wife�. 832 DCVIC I would, honest. I'd do almost anything for you. It's just that you don't look like you're in any shape to lead anyone. I'd only be a burden. I'll just head over to Mom's, in a bit� until you can work things out. I haven't had her home cooking on a long time. 833 DCVIC Sorry, Boss. Looks like you're pretty crowded. Now that Mom's gone, I think I'll just head out. Don't know where� maybe we'll see each other again. Thank you for everything you've done for me. 834 DCVIC You're looking a bit crowded, Boss. I'll just wait here for you until you've worked things out. Mom's cooking reminds me of my ex-wife� not sure if that's a good thing or bad thing�. 835 DCVIC I would love to, Boss. It's just that you don't look like you have any more room. I'll just head over to Mom's. I haven't been there in a while. Just come get me if you find some room for me. 840 DCVIC Ed's over at Vault City. He's a Brahmin Dealer. He was just one of my many suppliers. Vault City's not to far from here. 845 DCVIC I told you, it's over here. [Vic points to a location on your PIPBoy2000.] 900 DCVIC You learned about Vic being a trader. 1000 DCVIC I need to ask you something. 1100 DCVIC Fully healed, Boss. Anything else? 1200 DCVIC Almost perfect condition, Boss. 1300 DCVIC I'm mostly heled up, Boss, but I've been better. 1400 DCVIC I tried, Boss, but I'm not doing so hot. I'll do what I can though. 1500 DCVIC What ever you say, Boss. 1501 DCVIC Here? Right here? Okay, you're the, Boss. 1502 DCVIC Right. I'll stay here until you come back, Boss. You will come back, right? 1503 DCVIC As long as you want. I'm not going anywhere. 1504 DCVIC Of course, Boss. 1600 DCVIC If you say so. 1601 DCVIC Good call Boss. 1602 DCVIC Great thinking, Boss. 1603 DCVIC Sure, Boss. Anything else? 1604 DCVIC Away it is, Boss. 1605 DCVIC No problem, Boss. 1606 DCVIC Done, Boss. 1700 DCVIC Sure, Boss. 1701 DCVIC Close it is, Boss. 1702 DCVIC You know best, Boss. 1703 DCVIC I'm right behind ya, Boss. 1704 DCVIC Like glue, Boss. 1705 DCVIC If you say so, Boss. 1706 DCVIC Oh. Okay, Boss. 1800 DCVIC OK, I'll keep my distance, but not to far, Boss. 1801 DCVIC Okay, I won't, Boss. 1802 DCVIC I'll just stay back a little then, Boss. 1803 DCVIC Sure, Boss. 1900 DCVIC Right Boss. I'll hang way back. 1901 DCVIC What ever you say, Boss. 1902 DCVIC There you go, Boss. 1903 DCVIC Standing back, Boss. 1904 DCVIC Backing away, Boss. 1905 DCVIC Spreading out, Boss. 1906 DCVIC Okay, Boss. 2000 DCVIC Uh, Boss? You seem a bit crowded. I'll just keep waiting here for ya. 2100 DCVIC You're scaring me, Boss. What's happened to you? You look... well, scary. I think I'll just hang out here for a while... 2200 DCVIC You bet, Boss! 2201 DCVIC Darn right I will, Boss. 2202 DCVIC Sure thing, Boss. 2203 DCVIC Ready to go when you are, Boss. 2204 DCVIC Great! Let's go. 2205 DCVIC Great! 2206 DCVIC You're the best, Boss! 2207 DCVIC You won't be disappointed. No more mistakes! 2208 DCVIC I'll be careful this time, don't you worry! 2209 DCVIC I knew you would forgive me for that� um. So, uh, Boss. What's the plan? 2210 DCVIC I won't let you down, Boss! 2211 DCVIC You're super, Boss! 2212 DCVIC I knew I wasn't too old for this. Those were just bad odds! Right, Boss? 2300 DCVIC From Ed. He's a brahmin dealer over in Vault City. You been there before? Let me show you on that map thing of yours. 2305 DCVIC Vault City. Here. Let me show you on that fancy map thing of yours. 2310 DCVIC He should be around here somewhere. 2311 DCVIC Vault City. Check that fancy map thing of yours. 2403 DCVIC Where did you get the Vault 13 water flask? 2404 DCVIC Never mind. 2500 DCVIC Sure, Boss. 2501 DCVIC Ask anything, Boss. 2502 DCVIC I'll help you if I can, Boss. 2503 DCVIC I'm not in trouble am I, Boss? 2504 DCVIC Did I do something wrong, Boss? 2505 DCVIC Of course. 2600 DCVIC What'll we do now, Boss? 2601 DCVIC What's the plan, Boss? 2602 DCVIC Doing my best, Boss. 2603 DCVIC What can I do for you, Boss? 2604 DCVIC Change of plans, Boss? 2605 DCVIC Different strategy, Boss? 2700 DCVIC Boss, they got me good. You've got to get me to a doctor. I don't know if I can back you up anymore. 2701 DCVIC I need a doctor, Boss. I'm really messed up. I don't know if I can fight with you anymore. 2702 DCVIC Boss, I'm really messed up. You got to get Lenny to check me out. 2800 DCVIC Hey, Boss. You want me to join up with you know? 2801 DCVIC Hey, Boss. I don't mind waiting for you. I'm a real patient man. 2802 DCVIC We joining up again, Boss? I'll try harder. 2803 DCVIC I was afraid you might not come back. It sure is nice to see you again, Boss. 2804 DCVIC You looking for company again? 2805 DCVIC I'm ready to go, Boss. 2806 DCVIC I knew you wouldn't leave me. 2807 DCVIC Need some back up? 2808 DCVIC Need something repaired, don't you? I'm your man, Boss! 2809 DCVIC Don't worry, Boss. Sulik and I'll get along, honest. 2810 DCVIC Let's go. 2811 DCVIC Stay here. I'll be right back. 2812 DCVIC Me go. 3100 DCVIC What? Uh� okay, Boss. If you say so. 3101 DCVIC Can I put something else on, Boss? I'm a little worried. 3102 DCVIC Okay� you're not going to leave me here� Are you, Boss? 3103 DCVIC But� I mean� Of course, Boss. Coming right off. 3200 DCVIC Well, Boss�. I'm pretty good with small arms. I can handle almost any rifle, shotgun, and most small-medium pistols. I 'can' use knives. I've also got a pretty good throwing arm, but my aim's not the best in the world� actually it's pretty horrible. Sorry, Boss. I'm really trying to get better. 3201 DCVIC Like I said, Boss, I prefer small arms. I can handle almost any rifle, shotgun, and most of those small-medium pistols. If we're really in a pinch I can try using a knife or even thrown weapons. 3300 DCVIC I 'can' use knives and I've got a pretty good throwing arm, but� my aim's not the best in the world. Actually it's pretty horrible. Sorry, Boss. I'm really trying to get better. 3301 DCVIC Like I said, Boss. Knives and I've got pretty good throwing arm� I just miss a lot. 3400 DCVIC I've had it up to here! 3401 DCVIC I'm going to rip your darn head off! No one hurts my family! 4000 DCVIC Over here? 4001 DCVIC This better Boss? 4002 DCVIC How 'bout here? 4003 DCVIC Yes Boss. 4004 DCVIC What? 4005 DCVIC Where we going? 4006 DCVIC We leaving Boss? 4007 DCVIC I'm moving. 4008 DCVIC Sorry Boss. 4009 DCVIC Better? 4010 DCVIC Ooof. 4011 DCVIC How's this Boss? 4012 DCVIC I'll stand over here. 4013 DCVIC I'll just move over here now. 4100 DCVIC Boss! I'm not doing so well here. 4101 DCVIC I need a doctor. 4102 DCVIC Oh, boy. This really hurts. 4103 DCVIC Ow! 4104 DCVIC Ouch. 4105 DCVIC Dang it. 4106 DCVIC Medic? 4107 DCVIC I'm hanging in there� barely. 4200 DCVIC I never liked this place. 4201 DCVIC Why is this place so clean? 4202 DCVIC Did you smell something, Boss? 4203 DCVIC You know, Boss. I don't think I'll be coming back here when we're through. I can no longer call it home. 4204 DCVIC It sure is a lot dirtier than I remember. 4205 DCVIC We're not staying here long, are we Boss? 4206 DCVIC This place'll never change. 4207 DCVIC Boss, I'm not going to miss this place. 4208 DCVIC Thanks again for getting me out of this place, Boss. 4209 DCVIC I really owe you one, Boss. 4210 DCVIC Wow, this place sure has changed. 4211 DCVIC I haven't been here in ages. 4212 DCVIC I'm going to retire here. 4213 DCVIC I could open a repair shop around here. 4300 DCVIC Ah, a site for sore eyes. This is� was my place, but I guess you knew that. Right, Boss? 4400 DCVIC Sulik, don't you be looking at me like that. 4401 DCVIC Boss, Sulik's glaring at me again. 4402 DCVIC Nice pooch. 4500 DCVIC La de da� 4501 DCVIC Ho hum. 4502 DCVIC Waiting for the Boss�. 4503 DCVIC I'm waiting for the Boss. 4504 DCVIC Just waiting. 4505 DCVIC The Boss, sure wouldn't leave me behind�. 4506 DCVIC Knock Knock� who's there� wait. How'd that go�. 4507 DCVIC Still waiting. 4508 DCVIC What's that smell? 4509 DCVIC Anything to repair around here? 4510 DCVIC Here I am� waiting for the Boss. 4511 DCVIC An old man like me, wasting away his talents, just standing here. 4512 DCVIC I sure wish I had a stick of gum� it's been decades. 4513 DCVIC I need to get out of the relic business� nothing but trouble. 4514 DCVIC Why is waiting so tiring�. 4600 DCVIC Uh, thanks, Boss. 4601 DCVIC Thanks. 4602 DCVIC You sure you know what you're doing? 4603 DCVIC Can't we just rest instead? 4604 DCVIC Should we make camp? 4605 DCVIC Am I that bad off? 4700 DCVIC Not to much, Boss. 4701 DCVIC If you insist, Boss. 4702 DCVIC Boss, my head's not going to explode, is it? 4703 DCVIC Boss, I think I'm starting to like that stuff. 4704 DCVIC I'm feeling a bit funny, Boss. 4705 DCVIC You sure you have enough of that to spare. 4706 DCVIC Sure, Boss. I'll take some. 4707 DCVIC Thanks, Boss. 100 DCVICGRD You see a slaver. 150 DCVICGRD He seems to be paying close attention to the door next to him. 200 DCVICGRD Hey! Hands off. 201 DCVICGRD That's it! 210 DCVICGRD Problems? 211 DCVICGRD Practicing? 212 DCVICGRD Hmmm. 220 DCVICGRD There you go. 230 DCVICGRD Hey, how's it going? 231 DCVICGRD Hey, you joined up, huh? Cool. Hope we go on some runs together. 232 DCVICGRD So, what is it you want to talk about? 233 DCVICGRD So, who's in there? 234 DCVICGRD About Vic� 235 DCVICGRD Good, thanks. 236 DCVICGRD Got to go. 237 DCVICGRD Wuk? 238 DCVICGRD Meko veek? 239 DCVICGRD Ugruk. 240 DCVICGRD Ruru! 250 DCVICGRD His name's Vic - some merchant that broke something of my boss's, or something like that. Not too sure. 251 DCVICGRD His name's Vic - some merchant that broke something of the boss's, or something like that. Not too sure. 252 DCVICGRD Oh, him? Yeah, some merchant. I think he broke something, but I'm not sure. Why? You know him? 253 DCVICGRD Oh, him? Yeah, some merchant. I think he broke something, but I'm not sure. Why? You know him? 254 DCVICGRD Yeah? 255 DCVICGRD Why are you guarding him? 256 DCVICGRD Who's your boss? 257 DCVICGRD Can I see him? 258 DCVICGRD Well, I'm fairly skilled in repairing things. Maybe I could help? 259 DCVICGRD Well, I'm fairly skilled in the sciences, maybe I could help? 260 DCVICGRD The door's locked. Could you open it? 261 DCVICGRD Thanks. 275 DCVICGRD Thanks for cash. I'm just letting you talk to him. No funny stuff. He can't leave that room without Metzger's okay. 276 DCVICGRD Now, I'm just letting you talk to him, okay? No funny stuff. He can't leave that room without Metzger's okay. 277 DCVICGRD Okay. 285 DCVICGRD To be sure no one bugs him while he works on something for the boss, but mainly to be sure he doesn't run off. 286 DCVICGRD Just to be sure he doesn't run off, I guess. He fixed that radio somehow. 287 DCVICGRD Who's your boss? 288 DCVICGRD Can I see him? 289 DCVICGRD Can I see him? 290 DCVICGRD Okay thanks. 295 DCVICGRD Oh, sure. I didn't mean you could see him, now that you're a slaver and all. 296 DCVICGRD Oh, sure. I guess so. He's not busy and he's not going anywhere, so no harm I guess. 297 DCVICGRD Well, could you open the door then? 298 DCVICGRD Okay, thanks. 305 DCVICGRD Of course. I didn't know you wanted to talk to him right now, sorry. I just thought you were curious or something. 306 DCVICGRD Thanks. 310 DCVICGRD Huh? You just in the habit of walking around into places you don't know? This is the Slaver's Guild. 311 DCVICGRD Oh, so that would make your boss's name� 312 DCVICGRD Oh, that's where I am? I though I was in Kansas. 313 DCVICGRD Okay, thanks. 320 DCVICGRD Where? No, never heard of it. This is the Den. Not sure about that place, but I don't get out much. Sorry. 321 DCVICGRD Moron. 322 DCVICGRD Uh, okay. Thanks. 330 DCVICGRD Damn, man. Metzger's the slaver master. He runs things around here. 331 DCVICGRD Damn, lady. This is the last place a lady like you would want to be. Metzger's the slaver master. 332 DCVICGRD Oh, where's his office? 333 DCVICGRD Okay, bye. 340 DCVICGRD Right through the back door there. 341 DCVICGRD Thanks. 350 DCVICGRD Sorry, I don't understand. 351 DCVICGRD Hmph. 360 DCVICGRD Sorry, Vic doesn't get visitors. 361 DCVICGRD Yeah, that's Vic. 362 DCVICGRD Seve? 363 DCVICGRD Surek? 364 DCVICGRD Gaw. 370 DCVICGRD Sure, you can see him. 371 DCVICGRD Sure, you can see him. Let me unlock that for you. 372 DCVICGRD Tank. 380 DCVICGRD Oh really? I'm sure the boss would appreciate it. Just as long as he stays put. We don't want him running off again. 381 DCVICGRD Thanks. 390 DCVICGRD No, sorry. He's busy working on something for the boss. 391 DCVICGRD Sorry, can't do that. Direct orders from the boss. 392 DCVICGRD Well, you got my money? 393 DCVICGRD I just need to ask him a few questions. 394 DCVICGRD Oh, come on. Just let me talk to him real quick. 395 DCVICGRD Yes. Here. 396 DCVICGRD No. I'll come back. 397 DCVICGRD Who's your boss? 398 DCVICGRD Nevermind. Bye. 410 DCVICGRD Stop bothering me. Go talk to Metzger. He's the boss. 411 DCVICGRD Leave me alone! What's your problem? 412 DCVICGRD I said talk to Metzger! 413 DCVICGRD Okay, fine! You can talk to him, but that's it! He's not stepping a foot outside that room. Got it? Now beat it! 414 DCVICGRD Okay. 415 DCVICGRD Thanks! 430 DCVICGRD Yeah, talk to Metzger. I'm sure he has some work available. I think he said he needed another man. 431 DCVICGRD Yeah, talk to Metzger. I'm sure he has some work available. He said he needed another man� but I'm sure you'll do. 432 DCVICGRD Talk to Metzger. 433 DCVICGRD Ruru? 434 DCVICGRD Uh? 435 DCVICGRD Oh. 450 DCVICGRD Get him, guys. 451 DCVICGRD Get her, guys. 460 DCVICGRD He's busy. 461 DCVICGRD Please, he won't leave the room. I promise. 462 DCVICGRD Can't we work something out - financially maybe? 463 DCVICGRD Okay, bye. 470 DCVICGRD Well, uh� I don't know. I guess it wouldn't hurt just for you to talk to him. $300 and I'll let you in. 471 DCVICGRD You're nuts. That's too much! 472 DCVICGRD Screw you, buddy! 473 DCVICGRD Sure. 474 DCVICGRD Sorry, can't afford that. 480 DCVICGRD Fine, see if I care. 481 DCVICGRD Okay. 482 DCVICGRD Fine. 490 DCVICGRD No, sorry. 491 DCVICGRD I said no. Now beat it. You've got to talk to Metzger 492 DCVICGRD Okay. 500 DCVICGRD To bad you didn't join us. 501 DCVICGRD You should join the guild. 502 DCVICGRD Just doing that guard thing. 503 DCVICGRD Hope Vic works out for you. 504 DCVICGRD Vic better be working hard for ya. 505 DCVICGRD Maybe I'll catch you on a run. 506 DCVICGRD How's it going? 100 DENBUS1 This town looks like one mean place. A good place to own a gun. 200 DENBUS1 You helped Lara's gang to win the battle. 300 DENBUS1 You've successfully ambushed Lara's gang. 400 DENBUS1 You've found Becky's still for Frankie. 500 DENBUS1 You've destroyed Becky's still. 600 DENBUS1 You convinced Frankie to buy from Becky. 700 DENBUS1 You finished your first slave run. 800 DENBUS1 You pay Fred's debt off to Rebecca. 900 DENBUS1 You return Rebecca's book. 1000 DENBUS1 You return Anna's locket. 1100 DENBUS1 You manage to fast talk your way inside the church. 1200 DENBUS1 You deliver Smitty's meal. 1300 DENBUS1 You have found a weakness in Tyler's gang. 0 DENBUS2 ############################################################# # Message File: DenBus2.msg # # # # Note: Characters within curly braces (like line 100) # # will be read in as a message string. Caution # # should be used when making comments. All comments # # should be prepended with a pound symbol for # # visual ease. This does not comment out the line # # though. # # # # Purpose: This message file contains the dialog for a # # new character from which is used by the # # design tool. It will be updated using the # # the tool. This is just a tool file, and not # # meant to be used in the game. # # # # Log: Please note any changes that have been made to this # # file and comment which lines have changed. # # # # Created: January 15, 1998 # # # # Updated: # ############################################################# ############################################################# # The following lines are for the map script in describing # # what is happening when you first enter the map. # ############################################################# {100}{}{*** THIS IS WHERE THE TOWN ENTERANCE MESSAGE SHOULD BE ***.} 0 DENRES1 ############################################################# # Message File: DenRes1.msg # # # # Note: Characters within curly braces (like line 100) # # will be read in as a message string. Caution # # should be used when making comments. All comments # # should be prepended with a pound symbol for # # visual ease. This does not comment out the line # # though. # # # # Purpose: This message file contains the dialog for a # # new character from which is used by the # # design tool. It will be updated using the # # the tool. This is just a tool file, and not # # meant to be used in the game. # # # # Log: Please note any changes that have been made to this # # file and comment which lines have changed. # # # # Created: January 15, 1998 # # # # Updated: # ############################################################# ############################################################# # The following lines are for the map script in describing # # what is happening when you first enter the map. # ############################################################# {100}{}{*** THIS IS WHERE THE TOWN ENTERANCE MESSAGE SHOULD BE ***.} 100 DEPOLV1 Bio-storage malfunction! 101 DEPOLV1 Level 4 Containment breach. 102 DEPOLV1 Level 4 xontaminated. 103 DEPOLV1 Biohazard seals Level 3 compromised. 104 DEPOLV1 Level 3 Containment breach. 105 DEPOLV1 Level 3 contaminated. 106 DEPOLV1 Biohazard seals Level 2 compromised. 107 DEPOLV1 Level 2 Containment breach. 108 DEPOLV1 Level 2 contaminated. 109 DEPOLV1 Biohazard seals Level 1 compromised. 110 DEPOLV1 Level 1 Containment breach. 111 DEPOLV1 Level 2 Contaminated. 112 DEPOLV1 minutes and 113 DEPOLV1 seconds to evacuate. 114 DEPOLV1 minute and 101 DIANNGRV The name on the gravestone reads: "Anna Winslow." 0 DIBONES ############################################################# # Message File: diBones.msg # # # # Note: Characters within curly braces (like line 100) # # will be read in as a message string. Caution # # should be used when making comments. All comments # # should be prepended with a pound symbol for # # visual ease. This does not comment out the line # # though. # # # # Purpose: This message file contains the dialog for a # # new character from which is used by the # # design tool. It will be updated using the # # the tool. This is just a tool file, and not # # meant to be used in the game. # # # # Log: Please note any changes that have been made to this # # file and comment which lines have changed. # # # # Created: January 15, 1998 # # # # Updated: # ############################################################# ############################################################# # The following lines are for describing the item when # # glanced and and examined. # ############################################################# {100}{}{You see some bones.} 100 DIBULBRD You see a bulletin board. 150 DIBULBRD There seem to be a few messages posted on it. 200 DIBULBRD Den Bulletin: Maintained by Rebecca's Casino Bar, best drinks in the Den. 201 DIBULBRD Den Bulletin: Maintained by Rebecca's Casino Bar... 202 DIBULBRD [Someone has scribbled something on the side of this post.] 203 DIBULBRD [You notice that a part of this post has been torn off.] 204 DIBULBRD Slaver's Guild 205 DIBULBRD Bars & Gambling 206 DIBULBRD Dining 207 DIBULBRD Shops 225 DIBULBRD The Slavers's Guild is the best and only supplier of slaves in the wastes. 250 DIBULBRD For employment opportunities, buying or selling of slaves, see Slave Master Metzger. 275 DIBULBRD The Slaver's Guild is located on the east side of town, past Becky's and Frankie's. 300 DIBULBRD They are currently not selling slaves to the general public, due to increased demand. 325 DIBULBRD [Two are listed.] 350 DIBULBRD Rebecca's Casino Bar has both gambling and great affordable drinks. 375 DIBULBRD We are located just east of here. We are the first building on the left as you enter town. Be sure to come by and say hello! 400 DIBULBRD Becky's a hore and her drinks is watered down! She's a krook and a lier! [The writing is barely legible.] 401 DIBULBRD [The message that was here is neatly torn off.] 425 DIBULBRD Words words� by� words� Bar� words� in the Den. 426 DIBULBRD You find it all very confusing and your head starts to hurt. 450 DIBULBRD Frankie runs a bar, inn, and 'pleasure' business on the east side of town. 475 DIBULBRD Mom's is the only restaurant in the Den. She's located on the east side of town just south of the Slaver's Guild. 500 DIBULBRD [It looks like someone tried to set it on fire. You can't make out any of the posts.] 525 DIBULBRD [There are three posts.] 550 DIBULBRD Tubby sells all sorts of items, but primarily chems and ammo. 575 DIBULBRD Tubby's is located west of this bulletin board. It's the first building on the right as you enter town. 600 DIBULBRD Flick sells various items out of his 'office' in the residential building directly south from here and right below Rebecca's Casino Bar. 625 DIBULBRD Smitty is the local mechanic. He sometimes has things for sale. 650 DIBULBRD Smitty's located in the junkyard on the southwest corner of town. 1000 DIBULBRD Continue 1010 DIBULBRD Directions: 1020 DIBULBRD Exit 1030 DIBULBRD Flick's 1040 DIBULBRD Frankie's 1050 DIBULBRD Rebecca's Casino Bar 1060 DIBULBRD Return to Main Page 1070 DIBULBRD Smitty 1080 DIBULBRD Special Note: 0 DICRATE {100}{}{You see crates filled with various chemicals that are of no use to you.} 0 DIDADGRV {101}{}{The name above the grave reads: "Mr. Christopher Winslow."} 100 DIDIARY You see an old diary. 101 DIDIARY The old diary is too frail to keep handling. The information has been downloaded into the Pip-Boy. 100 DILOCKET You see an old locket. 0 DIMOMGRV {101}{}{The name on the gravestone reads: "Mrs. Tamara Winslow."} 100 DIREBBOK I feel so strange... but was that her gardner or her best friend's second cousin's brother-in-law? My head hurts. 101 DIREBBOK That was beautiful... but he didn't deserve her. 102 DIREBBOK <sniff, sniff> 103 DIREBBOK Why do I keep reading this crap? 100 DISTILL You see a still. 101 DISTILL Ahhh, so Becky has a still. I'd better get this information to Frankie. 102 DISTILL You see a demolished still. 100 DOOR You see a wooden door. 101 DOOR You see a metal door. 102 DOOR You see a sturdy door with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 103 DOOR You see a sturdy door with a lock on it and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 104 DOOR You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 105 DOOR You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 106 DOOR You see a sturdy door with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 107 DOOR You see a sturdy door with a lock on it and a trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 108 DOOR You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device and a trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 109 DOOR You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock and a trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 110 DOOR You see a sturdy door with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a cut wire in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 111 DOOR You see a sturdy door with a lock on it and a severed wire in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 112 DOOR You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device and a severed wire in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 113 DOOR You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock and a cut wire in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 114 DOOR You see a sturdy door with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks), which you may be able to pry open. 115 DOOR You see a sturdy door with a lock on it, which you may be able to pry open. 116 DOOR You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device, which you may be able to pry open. 117 DOOR You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock, which you may be able to pry open. 118 DOOR You see a sturdy door with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 119 DOOR You see a sturdy door with a lock on it and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 120 DOOR You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 121 DOOR You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 122 DOOR You see a sturdy door with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a trap in the doorframe. 123 DOOR You see a sturdy door with a lock on it and a trap in the doorframe. 124 DOOR You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device and a trap in the doorframe. 125 DOOR You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock and a trap in the doorframe. 126 DOOR You see a sturdy door with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a cut wire in the doorframe. 127 DOOR You see a sturdy door with a lock on it and a severed wire in the doorframe. 128 DOOR You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device and a severed wire in the doorframe. 129 DOOR You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock and a cut wire in the doorframe. 130 DOOR You see a sturdy door with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) on it. 131 DOOR You see a sturdy door with a lock on it. 132 DOOR You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device. 133 DOOR You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock. 134 DOOR You see a damaged door with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 135 DOOR You see a damaged door with a lock on it and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 136 DOOR You see a damaged door with no apparent locking device and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 137 DOOR You see a damaged door with an old, rusty lock and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 138 DOOR You see a damaged door with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a trap in the doorframe. 139 DOOR You see a damaged door with a lock on it and a trap in the doorframe. 140 DOOR You see a damaged door with no apparent locking device and a trap in the doorframe. 141 DOOR You see a damaged door with an old, rusty lock and a trap in the doorframe. 142 DOOR You see a damaged door with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a cut wire in the doorframe. 143 DOOR You see a damaged door with a lock on it and a severed wire in the doorframe. 144 DOOR You see a damaged door with no apparent locking device and a severed wire in the doorframe. 145 DOOR You see a damaged door with an old, rusty lock and a cut wire in the doorframe. 146 DOOR You see a damaged door with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks). 147 DOOR You see a damaged door with a lock on it. 148 DOOR You see a damaged door with no apparent locking device. 149 DOOR You see a damaged door with an old, rusty lock. 150 DOOR You see an old door with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 151 DOOR You see an old door with a lock on it and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 152 DOOR You see an old door with no apparent locking device and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 153 DOOR You see an old door with an old, rusty lock and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 154 DOOR You see an old door with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a trap in the doorframe. 155 DOOR You see an old door with a lock on it and a trap in the doorframe. 156 DOOR You see an old door with no apparent locking device and a trap in the doorframe. 157 DOOR You see an old door with an old, rusty lock and a trap in the doorframe. 158 DOOR You see an old door with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks) and a cut wire in the doorframe. 159 DOOR You see an old door with a lock on it and a severed wire in the doorframe. 160 DOOR You see an old door with no apparent locking device and a severed wire in the doorframe. 161 DOOR You see an old door with an old, rusty lock and a cut wire in the doorframe. 162 DOOR You see an old door with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks). 163 DOOR You see an old door with a lock on it. 164 DOOR You see an old door with no apparent locking device. 165 DOOR You see an old door with an old, rusty lock. 166 DOOR You set off the trap and were hit for 167 DOOR points of damage. 168 DOOR sets off the trap and was hit for 169 DOOR points of damage. 170 DOOR You deftly pick the lock on the door. 171 DOOR Your lack of skill has jammed the lock on this door. 172 DOOR You fail to pick the lock on this door. 189 DOOR You deftly lock the door. 190 DOOR You fail to lock the door. 194 DOOR You find a trap on the door. 195 DOOR You fail to find any traps on the door. 196 DOOR You skillfully disarm the trap. 198 DOOR You fail to disarm the trap. 173 DOOR deftly picks the lock on the door. 174 DOOR s lack of skill has jammed the lock on this door. 175 DOOR failed to pick the lock on this door. 191 DOOR deftly locks the door. 192 DOOR failed to lock the door. 199 DOOR finds a trap on the door. 200 DOOR fails to find any traps on the door. 201 DOOR skillfully disarms the trap. 202 DOOR fails to disarm the trap. 176 DOOR You bust the lock off the door. 177 DOOR You strain your back while trying to bust the lock and take a point of damage. 178 DOOR You strain your back while trying to bust the lock and take 179 DOOR points of damage. 180 DOOR You are too weak to bust the lock. 181 DOOR busts the lock off the door. 182 DOOR strains his back while trying to bust the lock and takes a point of damage. 183 DOOR strains his back while trying to bust the lock and takes 184 DOOR points of damage. 185 DOOR is too weak to bust the lock. 186 DOOR strains her back while trying to bust the lock and takes a point of damage. 187 DOOR strains her back while trying to bust the lock and takes 188 DOOR points of damage. 193 DOOR That doesn't even put a scratch on the door. 203 DOOR The door appears to be locked. 204 DOOR You notice a trap in the door jam. 205 DOOR notices a trap in the door jam. 206 DOOR You are unable to place a trap on this door, because the door is open. 207 DOOR is unable to place a trap on this door, because the door is open. 208 DOOR You skillfully set a trap in the door frame. 209 DOOR You fail to properly set the trap in the door frame. 210 DOOR skillfully sets a trap in the door frame. 211 DOOR fails to properly set the trap in the door frame. 300 DOOR You unlock the door. 301 DOOR You lock the door. 302 DOOR You are unable to lock this door while it is open. 303 DOOR That key does not fit in this lock. 320 DOOR There's no way to lock this door. 330 DOOR This door is jammed open. 400 DOOR You unlock the door. 414 DOOR You see a sturdy door with a lock (which can be picked with lockpicks), which you may be able to pry open. 415 DOOR You see a sturdy door with a lock on it, which you may be able to pry open. 416 DOOR You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device, which you may be able to pry open. 417 DOOR You see a sturdy door which you may be able to pry open. 500 DOOR This door is too heavy to pry open. 501 DOOR Looks like you need to get the generator working first. 502 DOOR You see: Elevator door. 100 ECABOLST You see a traveler. 101 ECABOLST This person seems to be looking for something. 200 ECABOLST It's a slaver! Kill him! 201 ECABOLST Kill the oppressor! 202 ECABOLST Kill the evil slaver! 203 ECABOLST Down with slavery! Kill the slavers! 204 ECABOLST Die, slaving scum! 250 ECABOLST Hello there! 251 ECABOLST Hey stranger! 300 ECABOLST Hey stranger, what are you doing out in these parts? 301 ECABOLST I'm lost. 302 ECABOLST Just wandering around. 303 ECABOLST Not much. What are you doing out here? 304 ECABOLST Looking for people to kill. 305 ECABOLST Nothing. Bye. 306 ECABOLST huh? 307 ECABOLST Um, I think I need to be going now. Bye. 310 ECABOLST I wish I could help you, but I've been wandering these parts for so long, I'm not certain where anything is any more. 311 ECABOLST Why are you wandering around here? 312 ECABOLST What are you doing out here? 313 ECABOLST Well, good luck to you. 314 ECABOLST Ah, well, good luck to you. Oh, by the way, watch out for the Den. They like to sell people there. 315 ECABOLST The Den? 316 ECABOLST Sell people? 317 ECABOLST Sure, whatever. Bye. 320 ECABOLST Seems people around these parts like to keep slaves. I'm here to try and free them slaves. And if a slaver or two dies in the process, no biggie. 321 ECABOLST What's wrong with owning slaves? I'd own some if I could find them. 322 ECABOLST I'll keep my eyes out for the bastards. 323 ECABOLST Killing is never justified. 324 ECABOLST Kill? I'll help you kill them. 330 ECABOLST Really? That's great. Well, I have to head out and look for more slaves to free. 331 ECABOLST Good luck. 335 ECABOLST No, sometimes you need to kill a few people to save many. Sacrifices of the land. Besides, they're slavers; it's not like they are real people. 336 ECABOLST Yeah, you're right. Well, I've gotta go. 337 ECABOLST Really? Well, to me you're dead meat. 338 ECABOLST Whatever. Bye. 340 ECABOLST You bastard! I'll kill you for that! 341 ECABOLST You bitch! I'll kill you for that! 342 ECABOLST Not if I kill you first! 350 ECABOLST Yeah. They attack small groups of people. Any that live go to the auction blocks. 351 ECABOLST That's horrible. I'll remember to watch out for them. Thanks. 355 ECABOLST The Den's a town. They specialize in slavery and all sorts of evil. They're no good at all. 356 ECABOLST Thanks for the information. Bye. 360 ECABOLST Just looking to shut down the slave routes. 361 ECABOLST What do you mean? 362 ECABOLST Oh, ok. Good luck to you. 363 ECABOLST Whatever. Bye. 370 ECABOLST Try slavers. They make really good kills. Nice and messy. 371 ECABOLST Cool. Thanks for the info. 100 ECARTHUR A man in power armor. 101 ECARTHUR Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon. 102 ECARTHUR His fly is down. 103 ECARTHUR Hail, travelers. My name is Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the Brotherhood of Steel. We are on quest for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Hast thou seen it? 104 ECARTHUR Holy what of who? 105 ECARTHUR Player Response 106 ECARTHUR Unga. 107 ECARTHUR No time to talk. We're on quest. 108 ECARTHUR We seek the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. 109 ECARTHUR For the Brotherhood of Steel! 110 ECARTHUR Hmm...African or European swallow? 111 ECARTHUR Hey now! That's not yours, is it? 112 ECARTHUR I'm warning you. Keep your hands to yourself. 113 ECARTHUR That's it. Enough is enough. 114 ECARTHUR The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch? Why, 'tis only the greatest hand held, anti-personnel weapon of its kind. 115 ECARTHUR Why do you search for such terrible weapon? 116 ECARTHUR We of the Brotherhood of Steel seek to find this most devastating weapon of our ancestors, and secure it from those who would abuse the power of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. 117 ECARTHUR Why? 118 ECARTHUR Well...because the Brotherhood of Steel is dedicated protecting the weak and defenseless, and this thing could really hurt someone. 119 ECARTHUR Why? 120 ECARTHUR Umm...because it's really the only moral thing to do. 121 ECARTHUR Why? 122 ECARTHUR Wha...um...Look now, we're really quite busy. Are you going to help us or not? Have you seen the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch or not? 123 ECARTHUR Yes. 124 ECARTHUR No. 125 ECARTHUR Well, why didn't you just say so? If you could just tell us where, we'll be off and you can get back to whatever it is you were doing. 126 ECARTHUR [You point in a random direction.] 127 ECARTHUR Right then. Thank you for you help. Something for your trouble. 128 ECARTHUR Wait! I am also on quest. I seek the holy GECK. Have you seen it? 129 ECARTHUR Well then, no sense in continuing this conversation. We're off. 130 ECARTHUR [END] 131 ECARTHUR Bloody peasant! 132 ECARTHUR [END] 133 ECARTHUR GECK, you said? Why yes, we have two of them. Don't need another one. Thanks all the same though. 134 ECARTHUR Since you have two of them, maybe you could give me one. 135 ECARTHUR No. No. Couldn't do that. Wouldn't be right to end your quest that easily. There's some more of them that way. Go get your own. [He points in a direction about the same way you pointed when you told him where the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch was.] 136 ECARTHUR [END] 200 ECARTHUR Do you speak the king's tongue? 201 ECARTHUR Hellooo. 202 ECARTHUR Hey, I'm over here. 203 ECARTHUR If you could spare a moment of your time. 204 ECARTHUR Ahem. 205 ECARTHUR Now come on. Don't ignore me. 206 ECARTHUR Pleeeease! I need to ask you something important. 100 ECBANDIT You see a bandit. 101 ECBANDIT You see a marauder. 102 ECBANDIT You see a robber. 103 ECBANDIT You see a highwayman. 104 ECBANDIT You see a rogue. 200 ECBANDIT Surrender! 201 ECBANDIT Your money or your life. 202 ECBANDIT This is a stick up. 203 ECBANDIT Give me all your valuables. 205 ECBANDIT Put yer hands up. 206 ECBANDIT Stick 'em up. 207 ECBANDIT Don't panic; this will be over in a minute. 208 ECBANDIT Let's see those hands there. 209 ECBANDIT Cover me, fellas. 210 ECBANDIT Don't make this hard on yourself. 211 ECBANDIT Hand over the loot. 212 ECBANDIT Get 'em, boys. 213 ECBANDIT Kill them all. 214 ECBANDIT I promise to make your death quick. 215 ECBANDIT Reach for the sky. 100 ECBDYGRD You see a huge brick of a man. 101 ECBDYGRD You see a huge brick of a man. 102 ECBDYGRD He is a giant of a man and probably eats people like you for breakfast. 103 ECBDYGRD Old man, you WILL come with us. 104 ECBDYGRD Leave us alone. I will never support the cause of your superiors. 105 ECBDYGRD I will not ask you again. Come now, or you will be made an example of. 106 ECBDYGRD I would rather what knowledge I have disappear with me into the grave. 107 ECBDYGRD So be it. Kill them all. 108 ECBDYGRD This is none of your affair. Turn around and walk away. 100 ECBEDEMI A man in power armor. 101 ECBEDEMI Sir Bedemir. 102 ECBEDEMI He seems to be deep in thought. 103 ECBEDEMI Sir Bedemir at your service. 104 ECBEDEMI ...and that is how we know that the Earth is banana-shaped. 105 ECBEDEMI Let me explain how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. 106 ECBEDEMI I need some time to think. Please, go bother someone else. 200 ECBEDEMI Here now! Your hands are ice cold! 201 ECBEDEMI That doesn't belong to you. 0 ECBESCOW {100}{}{It looks like it died of dehydration.} 100 ECBESS Oh my God, it's Bess! 100 ECBHEAD You see a large stone monument that appears to be...mumbling to itself? 101 ECBHEAD You see a stone monument of the Vault Dweller's head. It's a pretty flattering likeness, though you doubt the Vault Dweller's head was actually that size. 102 ECBHEAD You see a large stone monument. 103 ECBHEAD You see a stone monument of the Vault Dweller's head. It's a pretty flattering likeness, though you doubt the Vault Dweller's head was actually that size. 104 ECBHEAD Damn tourists... 105 ECBHEAD "I'm the Chosen One." What crapola. 106 ECBHEAD If I were you, "Chosen One," I'd get out of here. 107 ECBHEAD Zzzzzz Snzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzz 108 ECBHEAD ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz 109 ECBHEAD Zsnzzz...*snort*...zzzzsZZZZZ 110 ECBHEAD Zzssnnnnnzzzzz 111 ECBHEAD ZZZZzzzzzZZZZZ 112 ECBHEAD I wish I could see what's behind me. 113 ECBHEAD If only someone would come along and dig the rest of me up... 114 ECBHEAD I'm sure those stone-eating ants will be along at any moment to devour me. 115 ECBHEAD "Be a big stone head! See the world!" What hogwash. 116 ECBHEAD It is a mystery to me how I ended up out here in the desert. 117 ECBHEAD I still don't see why I have to sit out here in the desert, while that other head gets to hang out at the village. 118 ECBHEAD I mean, he gets worshipped and cleaned and prayed to...all I get is to look at sand all day. 119 ECBHEAD I hear those guys at Easter Island have it pretty good. 120 ECBHEAD I bet Stonehenge gets more visitors than me. 121 ECBHEAD Hrnnfff...uh-uh, Mom...therez no school today...Zsnzzzzz 122 ECBHEAD Zzzsnnnzzzz...I don wanna get up yet....Zzznnsss 123 ECBHEAD Zzsssccs...eh? 124 ECBHEAD Wha--? 125 ECBHEAD GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFFA ME! 126 ECBHEAD Player should turn around, take a few steps back, then turn back around and face the monument. 127 ECBHEAD *Ahem* 128 ECBHEAD WHO DARES APPROACH THE SACRED HEAD OF THE VAULT DWELLER?! 129 ECBHEAD It is I, the Chosen One. 130 ECBHEAD HA HA HA HA HA HA! 131 ECBHEAD *YOU*?! THE CHOSEN ONE?! 132 ECBHEAD YOU ARE NO BIGGER THAN MY FINGER! 133 ECBHEAD YOU ARE *NOT* THE CHOSEN ONE. 134 ECBHEAD Yes, I am. 135 ECBHEAD NO, YOU'RE NOT. 136 ECBHEAD Yes, I am. 137 ECBHEAD UH-UH. 138 ECBHEAD Uh-huh. 139 ECBHEAD UH-UH. 140 ECBHEAD Uh-huh. 141 ECBHEAD UH...UH... 142 ECBHEAD Uh...huh... 143 ECBHEAD UH...ENOUGH OF THIS! 144 ECBHEAD VERY WELL! YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF! 145 ECBHEAD YOU *ARE* THE CHOSEN ONE! 146 ECBHEAD TAKE THIS! 147 ECBHEAD NOW LEAVE ME! 148 ECBHEAD Hey, thanks! 149 ECBHEAD YEAH, WHATEVER. NOW GET OUTTA HERE. 150 ECBHEAD DAMN TOURISTS. 151 ECBHEAD I ALREADY GAVE YOU A GIFT. 152 ECBHEAD BEGONE! 153 ECBHEAD Idiot. 154 ECBHEAD WHAT?! STEAL FROM ME, WILL YOU?! 155 ECBHEAD DIE! 156 ECBHEAD Disintegrate the player with plasma death animation. 100 ECBHUNTR You are going to die. 101 ECBHUNTR So, you're the one marked for death. 102 ECBHUNTR You should learn better manners. 103 ECBHUNTR I am going to bring you back in a body bag. 104 ECBHUNTR Die, you scum! 105 ECBHUNTR Screw this - they can keep the bounty. 106 ECBHUNTR I'm outta here. 107 ECBHUNTR The job isn't worth this. 100 ECBLKHRO You see...a black hero model. 101 ECBLKHRO You see a heavily muscled black man in a Vault 13 jumpsuit. He is glaring at you resentfully. 102 ECBLKHRO You see a black hero model. He is glaring at you resentfully. 103 ECBLKHRO You see a black hero model. He is glaring at you resentfully. 104 ECBLKHRO I was originally one of the hero models for Fallout 1. 105 ECBLKHRO Of course, *I* didn't make the final cut. 106 ECBLKHRO They claimed it was 'too much animation.' 'Too many frames,' they said. 107 ECBLKHRO I'm black. *You* figure it out. 108 ECBLKHRO Every time you think you're getting ahead, whitey changes the rules. 109 ECBLKHRO I wish I could get my hands on.... 100 ECBRIDGE You see the Keeper of the Bridge of Death. 101 ECBRIDGE You see a wild-eyed man with an unkempt beard and a raspy voice. His left eye looks like it's about ready to jump out of his head. 102 ECBRIDGE You see the Keeper of the Bridge of Death. 103 ECBRIDGE You see a wild-eyed man with an unkempt beard and a raspy voice. His left eye looks like it's about ready to jump out of his head. 104 ECBRIDGE Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see. 105 ECBRIDGE Cee...Deeee...Eee...Ffff...Gggg 106 ECBRIDGE Shamble off. 107 ECBRIDGE Very well. 108 ECBRIDGE Ask me the questions, bridge keeper. I'm not afraid. 109 ECBRIDGE Maybe I'll just come back later. 110 ECBRIDGE What is your name? 111 ECBRIDGE Hhhh....Eye...Jay...Kay...Lell... 112 ECBRIDGE ? 113 ECBRIDGE Me 114 ECBRIDGE Shamble off. 115 ECBRIDGE of Arroyo. 116 ECBRIDGE Harry 117 ECBRIDGE Hakuin 118 ECBRIDGE Testocles 119 ECBRIDGE Richard Grey 120 ECBRIDGE Seymour Heine 121 ECBRIDGE The Chosen One! 122 ECBRIDGE Maybe I'll just come back later. 123 ECBRIDGE What is your quest? 124 ECBRIDGE Mmmm....nnnn....oh...peee 125 ECBRIDGE GEK. Arro-yo 126 ECBRIDGE (Shamble off) 127 ECBRIDGE To search for the holy GECK. 128 ECBRIDGE To search for a way to save my village. 129 ECBRIDGE To find my kidnapped tribe. 130 ECBRIDGE To fix a broken tanker. 131 ECBRIDGE Uh...quest? 132 ECBRIDGE Maybe I'll just come back when you're feeling a little better. 133 ECBRIDGE Which non-player character from Fallout 1 survived to appear in the sequel, although the said person may be now very old? 134 ECBRIDGE Which non-player character from Fallout 1 survived to appear in the sequel? 135 ECBRIDGE Huh old? 136 ECBRIDGE C-qwell? 137 ECBRIDGE (Shamble off) 138 ECBRIDGE Wha --?! I don't know that! 139 ECBRIDGE Uh...Ian? 140 ECBRIDGE Uh...Dogmeat? 141 ECBRIDGE Uh...Tandi? 142 ECBRIDGE Uh...Tycho? 143 ECBRIDGE Uh...Harold? 144 ECBRIDGE What do you mean? Do you count special encounters as actually part of the sequel or are they treated as special events? 145 ECBRIDGE What do you mean? NPC allies or NPC enemies? 146 ECBRIDGE How much weight can a person with a strength of six carry assuming he has the Strong Back perk? 147 ECBRIDGE I don't really know. 148 ECBRIDGE Uh...two hundred pounds? 149 ECBRIDGE Uh...two hundred twenty-five pounds? 150 ECBRIDGE Uh...two hundred and fifty pounds? 151 ECBRIDGE Uh...two hundred and seventy-five pounds? 152 ECBRIDGE Uh...three hundred pounds? 153 ECBRIDGE Uh...three hundred and twenty-five pounds? 154 ECBRIDGE How many levels of the Strong Back perk does the person have? 155 ECBRIDGE What is the minimum requirement for the Quick Pockets perk? 156 ECBRIDGE I don't really know. 157 ECBRIDGE Uh...strength of five? 158 ECBRIDGE Uh...agility of five? 159 ECBRIDGE Uh...agility of six? 160 ECBRIDGE Uh...level three? 161 ECBRIDGE Uh...level six? 162 ECBRIDGE Uh...level nine? 163 ECBRIDGE What do you mean? The statistic or level requirement? 164 ECBRIDGE Right. Off you go. 165 ECBRIDGE Fank u 166 ECBRIDGE Goodie 167 ECBRIDGE Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. 168 ECBRIDGE I don't know that! 169 ECBRIDGE Player is disintegrated. 170 ECBRIDGE Heh-heh. 171 ECBRIDGE For some reason, I think I should save my game in a brand new slot. 172 ECBRIDGE wat yore name? 173 ECBRIDGE I never get to ask the good questions. 174 ECBRIDGE I am going to talk to my agent about all this. 175 ECBRIDGE I keep telling him I have to stop doing these cheese gigs. 176 ECBRIDGE How am I ever going to get respect that I deserve being in low budget movies and video games. 177 ECBRIDGE Hmmm.. I should really think about getting into car repair. 178 ECBRIDGE I hear that is where all the money is made these days. 200 ECBRIDGE AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhhh! 100 ECCANBAL You see a cannibal. 101 ECCANBAL Foood! 102 ECCANBAL It's eating time! 103 ECCANBAL Hmmm...white meat. 104 ECCANBAL Yum! 105 ECCANBAL Tasty! 106 ECCANBAL It looks tender. 100 ECCHILD You see a little boy. 101 ECCHILD You see a little girl. 200 ECCHILD Are we there yet? 201 ECCHILD I'm tired. 202 ECCHILD Will you carry me? 203 ECCHILD I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. 204 ECCHILD Mommy and Daddy went out here. 205 ECCHILD See my shiny rock? 206 ECCHILD Will you play with me? 207 ECCHILD La la la la la la. I can't hear you. 208 ECCHILD Why can't I play now? 100 ECCLMJMP You see a claim jumper. 101 ECCLMJMP We were here first. 102 ECCLMJMP Go find your own claim to jump. 103 ECCLMJMP Just another notch in my pistol. 104 ECCLMJMP Can't let you go now. 100 ECCONCOR A man. 101 ECCONCOR Concorde. 102 ECCONCOR He's banging two coconut halves together. 0 ECCOWBMB {200}{}{MMMMOOOOOooooo.....} 100 ECCRAZY You see a crazy. 101 ECCRAZY Mmmm....brains. 102 ECCRAZY Send more adventurers. 103 ECCRAZY Mooooaaaan... 100 ECCVNGRD You see a guard. 101 ECCVNGRD You see one of the guards helping you with this caravan run. 200 ECCVNGRD You see a caravan driver. 201 ECCVNGRD You see one of the drivers helping you with this caravan run. 300 ECCVNGRD I hope we don't get too many more encounters along the way. 301 ECCVNGRD It'll be good to get that paycheck at the end of the run. 302 ECCVNGRD I hope they have the bar open for when I get there. 303 ECCVNGRD It'll be good to get some real food for once. 304 ECCVNGRD I always wanted to travel. I guess this is the closest thing to it. 305 ECCVNGRD My feet are killing me. I wish those stupid brahmin would hurry up. 100 ECCVNMST You see a caravan master. 101 ECCVNMST Thank the Maker you got here when you did. It seems it's getting tougher and tougher to get from one place to the next without getting attacked by someone or something. 102 ECCVNMST What can I do for you now? 103 ECCVNMST Where are you headed? 104 ECCVNMST What's your cargo? 105 ECCVNMST Bye. 106 ECCVNMST Ug. 107 ECCVNMST I just picked up a shipment from 108 ECCVNMST and now I'm headed for 109 ECCVNMST . 198 ECCVNMST New Reno 199 ECCVNMST The Den 200 ECCVNMST Arroyo 201 ECCVNMST Redding 202 ECCVNMST Vault City 203 ECCVNMST NCR 204 ECCVNMST Broken Hills 205 ECCVNMST Gecko 206 ECCVNMST San Francisco 207 ECCVNMST Modoc 208 ECCVNMST Klamath 209 ECCVNMST Vault 15 110 ECCVNMST What's your cargo? 111 ECCVNMST Bye. 112 ECCVNMST We're carrying 150 ECCVNMST medicine. 151 ECCVNMST gold ore. 152 ECCVNMST uranium ore. 153 ECCVNMST farm goods. 154 ECCVNMST chems. 155 ECCVNMST slaves. 156 ECCVNMST stuff. 113 ECCVNMST Do you think I might be able to trade with you? 114 ECCVNMST Where are you headed? 115 ECCVNMST Bye. 116 ECCVNMST Well, I don't see why not, considering you helped us out in a pinch and all. Sure, why not. Here's what I got. 117 ECCVNMST [Barter] 118 ECCVNMST I changed my mind. 119 ECCVNMST I know I've seen you somewhere. Holy shit! You're the one on all those wanted posters! Look, we don't want no trouble. You go your way and we'll go our way. I won't even tell anyone we've seen you. Now go! 120 ECCVNMST Hey! You're the one on all those wanted posters. Don't worry, I won't turn you in; as I recall, I'm wanted in couple places myself. Now, you wanted to trade� 121 ECCVNMST [Barter] 122 ECCVNMST Good enough, then. We got to get going. Don't worry, I won't tell the law I saw you. 123 ECCVNMST Wait a minute! I've heard of you. You're the do-gooder that's running around saving and helping people. We don't like your kind, so buzz off! 124 ECCVNMST I've heard good things about a person fitting your description. I guess it would be all right to trade some of our cargo to you. Here's what I got. 125 ECCVNMST [Barter] 126 ECCVNMST Bye. 127 ECCVNMST I've heard of you. You're that bad-ass going around raising a ruckus all over the place. I've been meanin' to meet you so I can shake your hand. Thinking of all the rude and crude rumors about you just brings a tear to my eye. It would be my honor to trade with you. 128 ECCVNMST [Barter] 129 ECCVNMST Bye 130 ECCVNMST Word is you or someone who looks like you has been causing trouble lately. I don't do business with your kind. Sorry. 131 ECCVNMST I don't know what you're wanted for and I don't rightly care. We don't do business with your type. 132 ECCVNMST Why don't you�'do good' somewhere else. 133 ECCVNMST I'm sure a person of your reputation can find supplies elsewhere. 134 ECCVNMST State your business. 135 ECCVNMST Where are you headed? 136 ECCVNMST What's your cargo? 137 ECCVNMST Bye. 138 ECCVNMST Ug. 139 ECCVNMST That's�nice. You have a nice day now. 100 ECDOGMET You see one meeeean looking dog. 101 ECDOGMET You see Dogmeat. 102 ECDOGMET You see Dogmeat. 103 ECDOGMET The dog gives a low whine when it sees the vault suit. It looks like it wants to come with you. 104 ECDOGMET Whistle 105 ECDOGMET Maybe you ken come wif me when I haf more ruum. 106 ECDOGMET Uh-uh, doggie. Yu stay. 107 ECDOGMET C'mon, boy. Time to do some damage. 108 ECDOGMET Don't worry, boy. I'll come back and get you when I have some room in my party. 109 ECDOGMET Sorry, Dogmeat. Not this time. 110 ECDOGMET The dog greedily swallows the iguana on a stick, then looks at you expectantly. 111 ECDOGMET Whistle 112 ECDOGMET Maybe you ken come wif me when I haf more ruum. 113 ECDOGMET Uh-uh, doggie. Yu stay. 114 ECDOGMET C'mon, boy. Time to do some damage. 115 ECDOGMET Don't worry, boy. I'll come back and get you when I have some room in my party. 116 ECDOGMET Sorry, Dogmeat. Not this time. 117 ECDOGMET You see one meeeean-looking dog. 118 ECDOGMET Whistle 119 ECDOGMET Maybe you ken come wif me when I haf more ruum. 120 ECDOGMET Wait doggie, no move. 121 ECDOGMET Shamble off 122 ECDOGMET C'mon, boy. Time to do some damage. 123 ECDOGMET I'll come back and get you when I have some room in my party. 124 ECDOGMET Stick close to me. All right, boy? 125 ECDOGMET Keep a medium distance, Dogmeat. 126 ECDOGMET Stay far away from me, Dogmeat. Watch my back. 127 ECDOGMET Stay, Dogmeat. Stay! 128 ECDOGMET I think I'll just leave Dogmeat alone. 129 ECDOGMET Dogmeat gives a sharp bark, then a low growl. 130 ECDOGMET Stick close to me. All right, boy? 131 ECDOGMET Keep a medium distance, Dogmeat. 132 ECDOGMET Stay far away from me, Dogmeat. Watch my back. 133 ECDOGMET Stay, Dogmeat. Stay! 134 ECDOGMET Thanks, Dogmeat. You kick ass. 135 ECDOGMET Awooooooooooo 136 ECDOGMET Awooooooooooo 137 ECDOGMET Ey'e mate, you screwen with me dog. 138 ECDOGMET Grrrrr.... 100 ECELRON You see a Hubologist. 101 ECELRON Do you think you can escape the wrathful eye of the Hub? 102 ECELRON You are raw meat. You are recruits. Pray you do not become enemies. 103 ECELRON Perhaps you would like to join the Hubologists? 104 ECELRON Walk carefully here. We have Shi in the town. Harm nothing in our city. 100 ECELVPAT You see an Enclave Patrolman. 200 ECELVPAT You're an illegal alien on Enclave territory. Proposition 312 orders us to shoot on sight. Sorry, boy! 201 ECELVPAT He's a mutant spy! Take him out, team! 202 ECELVPAT As a loyal soldier of the Enclave, I got orders to kill you. Hope you don't mind. 203 ECELVPAT Base we got an intruder, sector 3; awaiting orders...Kill him? Roger that base. 204 ECELVPAT Now I suppose you're going to tell me you're just out looking for a water chip. Do I look dumb? Get him! 205 ECELVPAT Die, wasteland scum! 206 ECELVPAT You! It's your kind that destroyed this once mighty nation. You're gonna pay! 207 ECELVPAT Hey, Louie! You ever seen what one of these babies does to soft tissue? Watch! 300 ECELVPAT Geez, I hate having to kill a woman. Let's make this quick, okay? 301 ECELVPAT Alarm! Alarm! 302 ECELVPAT Looks like you come a long way for nothing, lady. 303 ECELVPAT As a loyal soldier of the Enclave, I got orders to kill you. Hope you don't mind. 304 ECELVPAT You! It's your kind that destroyed this once mighty nation. You're gonna pay! 305 ECELVPAT Don't worry, it's only some wasteland bimbo. She won't put up much of a fight. 306 ECELVPAT It's a shame we couldn't have met under different circumstances. 100 ECERIC A man. 101 ECERIC Eric. 102 ECERIC He's banging two coconut halves together. 100 ECFARMER You see a lean, tan looking man. 200 ECFARMER You see a lean, tanned woman. 101 ECFARMER You see a farmer. 201 ECFARMER You see a farmer. 102 ECFARMER You notice he has a farmer's tan. 202 ECFARMER You notice she has a farmer's tan. 103 ECFARMER You arrived just in the nick of time. If you hadn't gotten here when you did...Well, let's just be thankful that you came when you did. We don't have much, but I'd like you to accept this as a reward for helping us. [He hands you something.] 104 ECFARMER Thank you. 105 ECFARMER Ug 106 ECFARMER Thanks again for helping us. 109 ECFARMER You just keep your hands where I can see them. We've been plagued by bandits lately and I think you just might be one of them. What do you want? 110 ECFARMER I just wanted to trade for supplies. 111 ECFARMER I'm just passing through. I'll be on my way. 112 ECFARMER Ug. 113 ECFARMER Well, I guess there's no harm in that. Here's what I got to trade. 114 ECFARMER [Barter] 115 ECFARMER OK, now git! 116 ECFARMER [Barter] 117 ECFARMER I said git! 119 ECFARMER [He relaxes a bit.] You're too stupid to be a bandit. Do you need supplies? 120 ECFARMER Uh huh. 121 ECFARMER Eh eh. 122 ECFARMER Well then, we got no business. You just keep moving, then. 123 ECFARMER [END] 124 ECFARMER Leave my farm! 125 ECFARMER Nobody is going to take my home from me. 126 ECFARMER Filthy bandits. 127 ECFARMER Get off my land. 128 ECFARMER Can't trust anyone these days. 129 ECFARMER Damn bandits. 130 ECFARMER I've worked too hard to give up now. 131 ECFARMER Maybe I'll farm elsewhere. 132 ECFARMER I'm just a poor farmer. 133 ECFARMER Please, don't burn my farm down. 134 ECFARMER I didn't like farming anyway. 135 ECFARMER I'll be back. 100 ECFRMKID Plbbt. Can't get me. 101 ECFRMKID My pa's gonna whip you. 102 ECFRMKID Take this. 103 ECFRMKID Go away! 104 ECFRMKID Pblbbt! 105 ECFRMKID Whaaa! 106 ECFRMKID Mommy! 107 ECFRMKID Daddy! 100 ECFRMWFE This is my house. 101 ECFRMWFE Damn bandits. 102 ECFRMWFE Leave us alone! 103 ECFRMWFE I hate bandits. 104 ECFRMWFE We have nothing for you to steal. 105 ECFRMWFE Don't kill me. 106 ECFRMWFE I've had enough. 107 ECFRMWFE Take what you want. 108 ECFRMWFE Please, don't kill me. 109 ECFRMWFE I hated farming anyway. 110 ECFRMWFE Please don't burn the house down. 100 ECFSHRMN Fisherman. 101 ECFSHRMN You are just in time to witness the blessings of the Goddess of the Sea. 102 ECFSHRMN [More] 104 ECFSHRMN Just before a big storm we hurl spears into the sea to show our bravery against the elements. If we have proven ourselves worthy, the Goddess rewards us with fruit. 105 ECFSHRMN When the season of storms begins, we throw Broc flowers out on the sea with the tide. After the Goddess works her magic, she returns the Broc flowers as the rare Xander root. 106 ECFSHRMN We offer tribute to the Goddess of the Sea each year in the form of Xander root. If the Goddess deems us worthy, she will turn the Xander root into Broc flowers. 107 ECFSHRMN After a bountiful harvest, we give tribute to the Goddess of the Sea that she might watch over and protect us. Every year she has rewarded our piety by sending spears on the tide as sign that she is watching over us. 108 ECFSHRMN May I see what the Goddess has bestowed upon you? 109 ECFSHRMN Ug 110 ECFSHRMN Here is what the great Goddess has given us this year. We will gladly share her blessings with you, for a price. 111 ECFSHRMN Junk [10] 112 ECFSHRMN Laser Pistol [$10000] 113 ECFSHRMN Sharpened sticks [40] 114 ECFSHRMN Fruit [5] 115 ECFSHRMN Xander [20] 116 ECFSHRMN Broc [10] 117 ECFSHRMN Bye. 118 ECFSHRMN [He points you in the direction of the sea.] Just keep walking. The Goddess wishes to meet you personally. 119 ECFSHRMN [End] 120 ECFSHRMN May the blessing of the Goddess of the Sea go with you. 121 ECFSHRMN [End] 122 ECFSHRMN [He frowns as you fail to produce the required sum of money.] Perhaps another time, then. 100 ECGALAHA A man in power armor. 101 ECGALAHA Sir Galahad. 102 ECGALAHA He blushes when he notices you staring at him. 103 ECGALAHA Sir Galahad, at the ready! 104 ECGALAHA I once was a prisoner of Castle Anthrax. 105 ECGALAHA Sir Launcelot rescued me. Damn him! 106 ECGALAHA I could have been a prisoner. [Sniff] 200 ECGALAHA Here now! Your hands are ice cold! 201 ECGALAHA That doesn't belong to you. 100 ECGANGS Get off our turf! 101 ECGANGS You're on the wrong side of the tracks, fella. 102 ECGANGS This is gonna hurt. 103 ECGANGS Whatcha' doing in my hood? 104 ECGANGS You ever had a knuckle sandwich? 105 ECGANGS Scram! 106 ECGANGS You'll regret this! 107 ECGANGS Tough cookie! 100 ECGRDTRM You see a terminal with a functioning water chip. 101 ECGRDTRM You see a terminal with a malfunctioning water chip. 102 ECGRDTRM You have broken the water chip... it might be anywhere from 100 to 150 days before this Vault runs out of water. For some reason, this thought comforts you. 103 ECGRDTRM Whoops. 104 ECGRDTRM *Beep* 105 ECGRDTRM *Bee-Oop* 100 ECGRUNDE Here mousy, mousy. 101 ECGRUNDE Grundel need you to make stew. 102 ECGRUNDE Come here, wittle mousy. 103 ECGRUNDE Kind Grundel no hurt you. 104 ECGRUNDE Tasty little ones. 105 ECGRUNDE Come on, mousy. Me hungry. 106 ECGRUNDE Squeek, Squeeeek. SQUEEEEK! 107 ECGRUNDE OK, OK, me lied, me gonna to eat you. 100 ECGUARD You see a scarred traveler. 101 ECGUARD You see the merchant's guard. 200 ECGUARD No drawn weapons near the boss. 201 ECGUARD No one comes to the boss armed. 202 ECGUARD Put your weapon away before we shoot you. 203 ECGUARD Put 'em away or get away. 250 ECGUARD You were warned -- now you will pay. 300 ECGUARD Talk to the boss, 'e'll set you up right. 301 ECGUARD I take my job seriously. Mess with the boss, and you die. 302 ECGUARD The boss is a good guy for the most part. 100 ECHERMIT You see a hermit. 101 ECHERMIT You see a hermit. 102 ECHERMIT It looks as if he hasn't washed in years. 103 ECHERMIT Can guess you why I hermit? [It seems he hasn't spoken to anyone in years.] 104 ECHERMIT Why? 105 ECHERMIT Just passing through. 106 ECHERMIT Ug. 107 ECHERMIT Me want left alone. 108 ECHERMIT Since I'm here, maybe we can barter. I'm sure I have something you might want. 109 ECHERMIT I'll leave you alone then. 110 ECHERMIT Trade. Then leave you will. 111 ECHERMIT OK, here's what I have to trade. 112 ECHERMIT I best leave. 113 ECHERMIT Leave now. 114 ECHERMIT I'll be going now. 115 ECHERMIT Hmm...I like you. No ear talk off. Stay, trade me and you. 116 ECHERMIT K' 117 ECHERMIT Me go. 118 ECHERMIT Nice talk. Go now. Tired am I. 119 ECHERMIT [END] 120 ECHERMIT Talk give pain in head. Go. 121 ECHERMIT Done me talk to you. 122 ECHERMIT No talk. Go. 123 ECHERMIT Go away! 124 ECHERMIT Leave home! 125 ECHERMIT How you dare me attack! 126 ECHERMIT Leave alone me. 127 ECHERMIT I go. 100 ECHLYPPL How dare you interrupt my meditation! 101 ECHLYPPL Spirits of the land, attack! 102 ECHLYPPL Great Spirit, protect me. 103 ECHLYPPL My bones nourish the earth...many years from now. 100 ECHOMEST You see a lean, tan looking man. 101 ECHOMEST You see a farmer. 102 ECHOMEST You notice he has a farmer's tan. 103 ECHOMEST You arrived just in the nick of time. If you hadn't gotten here when you did...Well, let's just be thankful that you came when you did. We don't have much, but I'd like you to accept this as a reward for helping us. [He hands you something.] 104 ECHOMEST Thank you. 105 ECHOMEST Ug 106 ECHOMEST Thanks again for helping us. 109 ECHOMEST You just keep your hands where I can see them. We've been plagued by bandits lately, and I think you just might be one of them. What do you want? 110 ECHOMEST I just wanted to trade for supplies. 111 ECHOMEST I'm just passing through. I'll be on my way. 112 ECHOMEST Ug. 113 ECHOMEST Well, I guess there's no harm in that. Here's what I got to trade. 114 ECHOMEST [Barter] 115 ECHOMEST OK, now git! 116 ECHOMEST [Barter] 117 ECHOMEST I said git! 119 ECHOMEST [He relaxes a bit.] You're too stupid to be a bandit. Do you need supplies? 120 ECHOMEST Uh huh. 121 ECHOMEST Eh eh. 122 ECHOMEST Well then, we got no business. You just keep moving, then. 123 ECHOMEST [END] 124 ECHOMEST Leave my farm! 125 ECHOMEST Nobody is going to take my home from me. 126 ECHOMEST Filthy bandits. 127 ECHOMEST Get off my land. 128 ECHOMEST Can't trust anyone these days. 129 ECHOMEST Damn bandits. 130 ECHOMEST I've worked too hard to give up now. 131 ECHOMEST Maybe I'll farm elsewhere. 132 ECHOMEST I'm just a poor farmer. 133 ECHOMEST Please, don't burn my farm down. 134 ECHOMEST I didn't like farming anyway. 135 ECHOMEST I'll be back. 100 ECHOMKID Plbbt. Can't get me. 101 ECHOMKID My pa's gonna whip you. 102 ECHOMKID Take this. 103 ECHOMKID Go away! 104 ECHOMKID Pblbbt! 105 ECHOMKID Whaaa! 106 ECHOMKID Mommy! 107 ECHOMKID Daddy! 100 ECHOMLES Food! 101 ECHOMLES Give us food! 102 ECHOMLES We're hungry! 103 ECHOMLES Some money for those less fortunate. 104 ECHOMLES Help us! 105 ECHOMLES Food! 106 ECHOMLES I'm so hungry. 107 ECHOMLES My children are starving. 108 ECHOMLES Nobody cares about us. 109 ECHOMLES Don't kill me! 110 ECHOMLES I just wanted some food. 111 ECHOMLES Forgive me. 100 ECHOMWFE This is my house. 101 ECHOMWFE Damn bandits. 102 ECHOMWFE Leave us alone! 103 ECHOMWFE I hate bandits. 104 ECHOMWFE We have nothing for you to steal. 105 ECHOMWFE Don't kill me. 106 ECHOMWFE I've had enough. 107 ECHOMWFE Take what you want. 108 ECHOMWFE Please, don't kill me. 109 ECHOMWFE I hated farming anyway. 110 ECHOMWFE Please, don't burn the house down. 100 ECHUNTER You see a hunter. 101 ECHUNTER You are welcome here, Chosen One. 102 ECHUNTER Have you found the holy GECK? 103 ECHUNTER Return with the GECK soon. 104 ECHUNTER May your travels be without pain. 105 ECHUNTER Return to us that which is owed. 106 ECHUNTER You must hurry, Chosen One. 0 ECIRRAD {100}{}{You receive a dose of radiation.} 100 ECJOHN A man. 101 ECJOHN John. 102 ECJOHN He's banging two coconut halves together. 100 ECJOSHUA A man strumming a lute. 101 ECJOSHUA Joshua. 102 ECJOSHUA A traveling minstrel. 103 ECJOSHUA Brave Sir Robin ran away... 104 ECJOSHUA Bravely ran away, away... 105 ECJOSHUA When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled... 106 ECJOSHUA Yes, Brave Sir Robin turned about... 107 ECJOSHUA And gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet... 108 ECJOSHUA He beat a very brave retreat... 100 ECKAGA1 You see a man wearing minimal clothing. 101 ECKAGA1 You see Kaga. 103 ECKAGA1 He is wearing pants and looks like he came from a tribe. 104 ECKAGA1 I should have been the Chosen One! 105 ECKAGA1 How dare Arroyo cast me out of the tribe. 106 ECKAGA1 I will have my revenge on you! 107 ECKAGA1 Kaga will send you to the next life. 108 ECKAGA1 We will meet again! 109 ECKAGA1 I have never been beaten before! 110 ECKAGA1 I will dedicate myself to your destruction. 100 ECKAGA2 You see a man wearing leather armor. 101 ECKAGA2 You see Kaga. 102 ECKAGA2 He is wearing leather armor and has an annoying habit of talking about himself in the third person. 103 ECKAGA2 This will be the last time Kaga meets you. 104 ECKAGA2 After Kaga kill yous, he will burn Arroyo to the ground. 105 ECKAGA2 Feel the wrath of Kaga! 106 ECKAGA2 I am the great Kaga! 107 ECKAGA2 Kaga is to be feared by all. 108 ECKAGA2 Kaga will have your head for a trophy. 109 ECKAGA2 Surrender and your death will be quick. 110 ECKAGA2 Kaga will be back! 111 ECKAGA2 You cannot kill the great Kaga! 112 ECKAGA2 You are lucky Kaga has business elsewhere. 113 ECKAGA2 Kaga will meet you again. 100 ECKAGA3 You see a man wearing metal armor. 101 ECKAGA3 You see Kaga. 102 ECKAGA3 Yep, it's Kaga the not-so-great. He has metal armor and wants to kill you. 103 ECKAGA3 You again! 104 ECKAGA3 I grow tired of our constant meetings. 105 ECKAGA3 Chosen One - hmph! 106 ECKAGA3 Let's end this. 107 ECKAGA3 You will regret you ever heard the name Kaga! 108 ECKAGA3 My skills have increased since we last met. 109 ECKAGA3 This is getting to be a bad habit. 110 ECKAGA3 Kaga needs to train a little more. 111 ECKAGA3 Kaga will return. 100 ECKAGA4 You see a man wearing combat armor. 101 ECKAGA4 You see Kaga in combat armor. 102 ECKAGA4 He is wearing combat armor and seems to have some decent weapons. 103 ECKAGA4 This time I'm prepared for you. 104 ECKAGA4 The Chosen One will never return to Arroyo! 105 ECKAGA4 Kaga will crush you! 106 ECKAGA4 Kaga fears no one! 107 ECKAGA4 Hold still, so Kaga can get a good shot. 108 ECKAGA4 We will meet again! 109 ECKAGA4 This is not the last you will see of Kaga. 110 ECKAGA4 Kaga definitely needs more training. 100 ECKAGA5 You see a man wearing MKII power armor. He doesn't look friendly. 101 ECKAGA5 You see Kaga in MKII power armor. 102 ECKAGA5 A big hunk of metal with arms and guns. 103 ECKAGA5 I tire of the chase. Let's finish this. 104 ECKAGA5 This is the last time you will meet Kaga. 105 ECKAGA5 You are no match for Kaga. 106 ECKAGA5 I look forward to sending you on your next life. 107 ECKAGA5 You have been a worthy enemy. 108 ECKAGA5 This part of the wastes doesn't need a do-gooder like you. 109 ECKAGA5 After I kill you, I will be the most feared person in this part of the wastes. 110 ECKAGA5 I am looking forward to going home to Arroyo - to burn it down. 111 ECKAGA5 Kaga will be famous for killing you. 100 ECMEL You see a man in black. 101 ECMEL You see a man in black. 100 ECMELCHR You see a strange beast. 101 ECMELCHR You see a super-mutant that looks a bit deranged. 102 ECMELCHR Stop! 103 ECMELCHR Approach no further! Melchior the Magnificent commands you! 104 ECMELCHR Behold, I am the greatest magician in the world! 105 ECMELCHR Tremble before the might of Melchior the Magnificent! 106 ECMELCHR My pets will feast on your bones! 107 ECMELCHR I warned you! Attack, my pets! 1000 ECMELCHR SHAHOOEY! 1001 ECMELCHR My claw pets take care you. 1002 ECMELCHR Claw thing attack! 1010 ECMELCHR ABADABRA! 1011 ECMELCHR Melchior make fire pets to burn human. 1012 ECMELCHR Burn da HU - MUN! 1020 ECMELCHR ZIMZOWY! 1021 ECMELCHR Jaw pet tear you up! 1022 ECMELCHR Chomp him my precious. 1030 ECMELCHR KALIMAJIGGER! 1031 ECMELCHR Shit! Me only got fat rats left. 1032 ECMELCHR Me running out of pets. 100 ECMELKID You see a little rugrat. 101 ECMELKID You see Melchior, Jr. 150 ECMELKID He seems like a smiley, big-eyed kid. 200 ECMELKID Hello! I'm Melchior, Jr. 201 ECMELKID My dad's a miner. His name is Melchior just like mine. 202 ECMELKID My dad is a good miner, but he wants to be a magician. 203 ECMELKID Daddy's stage name is Melchior the Magnificent. 204 ECMELKID His best trick was pulling a rat out of a hat. 205 ECMELKID He went away with some men dressed in metal clothes. 206 ECMELKID I hope dad comes back soon. I miss his magic tricks. 100 ECMERCS You see a mercenary. 101 ECMERCS Practice time, boys! 102 ECMERCS Easy target. 103 ECMERCS Run�I like moving targets. 104 ECMERCS Kill zone! 100 ECMOBSTR You see a mobster. 101 ECMOBSTR Well, well - what have we got here? 102 ECMOBSTR Simple travellers, eh? Ain't no such thing. You need help with any of your valuables? 103 ECMOBSTR Watch where you're walking around Reno, or you're gonna get hurt. Stay outta my way. 104 ECMOBSTR Hello, 105 ECMOBSTR . 106 ECMOBSTR What are you doing out here, 107 ECMOBSTR ? 108 ECMOBSTR We were just coming out to check on you, 109 ECMOBSTR . Nice day today, eh, 110 ECMOBSTR ? 111 ECMOBSTR Did you come out here to get away from it all, 112 ECMOBSTR ? 113 ECMOBSTR was wondering what you were up to, 100 ECMONSHN You see a moonshiner. 101 ECMONSHN We sell only the highest quality liquor. You interested? 102 ECMONSHN Yes, let's see what you got. 103 ECMONSHN No. 104 ECMONSHN Ug. 105 ECMONSHN Then beat it! We're busy. 106 ECMONSHN I make sure the mix of alcohol is just right. 107 ECMONSHN Baka. BAka BAKA! 100 ECMRCHNT You see a well-traveled person. 101 ECMRCHNT You see a merchant. 102 ECMRCHNT Wow, I rarely see people out here. 103 ECMRCHNT Hey! Wait! I have things that could help you along! 104 ECMRCHNT Hey! Do you have anything to trade for these? 105 ECMRCHNT This must be my lucky day. Come, see what I have for sale. 200 ECMRCHNT Greetings, traveler! I rarely see many people along this route, but am always happy to have new customers. Would you like to trade? 201 ECMRCHNT Hey there! It's really great that you stopped. Most people along this route just keep right on going. Hey, would you like to trade some things? 202 ECMRCHNT Would you be interested in a little trade? 250 ECMRCHNT That'd be good. 251 ECMRCHNT Sorry, have to keep on moving. 252 ECMRCHNT Yah. Me got stuff! 253 ECMRCHNT Me go. 260 ECMRCHNT Good trading with you. Good luck in your travels. 261 ECMRCHNT Bye. 100 ECMSTAMY A die-hard soldier from the Master's army. 101 ECMSTAMY Master says bring all normies to him. 102 ECMSTAMY All normies must be dipped. 103 ECMSTAMY Squish the normie! 100 ECMSTSTR You see a helpful stranger. 100 ECNOMAD A nomad. 101 ECNOMAD Hello, you look new around here. 102 ECNOMAD You should talk to the chief. 103 ECNOMAD I don't think it is as hot today as it was yesterday. 104 ECNOMAD So what's life like in the city? 105 ECNOMAD Infidel! 106 ECNOMAD Why do you attack us? 107 ECNOMAD I will defend the tribe with my life! 108 ECNOMAD How dare you violate our hospitality! 109 ECNOMAD Be gone! 110 ECNOMAD Leave us. 100 ECNOMCHF A nomad. 101 ECNOMCHF Nomad chieftain. 102 ECNOMCHF By his dress and the way he carries himself, he must be a leader of some sort. 103 ECNOMCHF Ah, a traveler. Be welcome to my humble tent. Take shade from the unending heat of the land. 104 ECNOMCHF Thank you; I graciously accept your offer of shade. 105 ECNOMCHF I must decline your offer. I am just passing through. 106 ECNOMCHF Ooga. 107 ECNOMCHF Be welcome, then. We have long been away from the 'civilized' lands. We are in need of certain items. Perhaps we might be able to trade? 108 ECNOMCHF What do you have to trade? 109 ECNOMCHF I have nothing to trade. Sorry. 110 ECNOMCHF Perhaps another time, then? May your travels be free of danger. 111 ECNOMCHF Bye. 112 ECNOMCHF How unfortunate. Then rest and be welcome in my camp. 113 ECNOMCHF Bye. 114 ECNOMCHF My offer of shade has come too late for you. The sun must have boiled away words from your brain. I must be kind to those less fortunate than I. Stay as long you like in my camp, dimwitted one. 115 ECNOMCHF Bye. 116 ECNOMCHF Infidel! 117 ECNOMCHF Why do you attack us? 118 ECNOMCHF I will defend the tribe with my life! 119 ECNOMCHF How dare you violate our hospitality. 120 ECNOMCHF Be gone! 121 ECNOMCHF Leave us. 100 ECNOMSHA A nomad. 101 ECNOMSHA Nomad shaman. 102 ECNOMSHA The strong smell of herbs cling to this one's clothing. 103 ECNOMSHA Hello, stranger. I am the tribe shaman. I am skilled in the art of healing. 104 ECNOMSHA Hello again. 105 ECNOMSHA I am in need of healing. 106 ECNOMSHA Can you combine the xander root and the broc flower? 107 ECNOMSHA Bye. 108 ECNOMSHA Ooga. 109 ECNOMSHA Be still and I will examine you. 110 ECNOMSHA [Continue] 111 ECNOMSHA I have found these afflictions. 112 ECNOMSHA Can you help me? 113 ECNOMSHA I can perform the following for a price: 114 ECNOMSHA Please extract the poison from my body. 115 ECNOMSHA Please heal me. 116 ECNOMSHA See what you can do for my broken limb. 117 ECNOMSHA Bye. 118 ECNOMSHA Your have been healed. 119 ECNOMSHA You have been healed. 120 ECNOMSHA You have been healed. 121 ECNOMSHA I am in need of more of your skills. 122 ECNOMSHA Thank you; I feel much better. Bye. 123 ECNOMSHA My skills are limited, and I cannot help you any further in this area. 124 ECNOMSHA [Continue] 125 ECNOMSHA You do not require this type of healing. 126 ECNOMSHA [Continue] 127 ECNOMSHA Ahh...You are familiar with the healing properties of these two plants. It will only cost you 128 ECNOMSHA Please combine the two plants for me. 129 ECNOMSHA Maybe later, bye. 130 ECNOMSHA [You watch as he carefully crushes and combines the two plants, and then hands you precisely measured doses of the powder.] 131 ECNOMSHA Bye. 132 ECNOMSHA You seem to be short on cash. Return later when your purse is fatter. 133 ECNOMSHA [END] 134 ECNOMSHA I do not have time for such nonsense. Leave! 135 ECNOMSHA [END] 136 ECNOMSHA [Poisoned] 137 ECNOMSHA [Injured] 138 ECNOMSHA [Radiated] 139 ECNOMSHA [Crippled] 140 ECNOMSHA Cure poison, 141 ECNOMSHA Fix crippled limbs, 142 ECNOMSHA Healing $ 143 ECNOMSHA Infidel! 144 ECNOMSHA Why do you attack us? 145 ECNOMSHA I will defend the tribe with my life! 146 ECNOMSHA How dare you violate our hospitality. 147 ECNOMSHA Be gone! 148 ECNOMSHA Leave us. 149 ECNOMSHA We are a peaceful tribe. 100 ECOUTCST Do not run. 101 ECOUTCST We are your friends. 102 ECOUTCST Do not attack. 103 ECOUTCST Sucker. 104 ECOUTCST Leave us! 105 ECOUTCST Unclean! 106 ECOUTCST Go away! 100 ECPARIAH You see ragged looking dog that could expire at any moment. 101 ECPARIAH It is that damn bad luck dog. 102 ECPARIAH This dog has several patches of fur missing and almost seems to be a walking corpse. He also seems to have a glass eye. 100 ECPATSY A man. 101 ECPATSY Patsy. 102 ECPATSY He's banging two coconut halves together. 100 ECPDOG This animal should really be put out of its misery. 101 ECPDOG It resembles a dog. Too bad the hair on this poor thing is falling off in clumps. 102 ECPDOG You see one screwed up, ugly dog. He likes you, though. 110 ECPDOG Whhuff 111 ECPDOG Whheee uuuuuhhhh ffff 112 ECPDOG hufff ffffuuffff 113 ECPDOG arrr arrr ffff 114 ECPDOG HHHoooowowowowww 115 ECPDOG ehhhh hufff 200 ECPDOG You feel a lot more safe now that the dog is dead. 201 ECPDOG There really isn't much you can do for this animal. The bullet to kill it is probably worth more. 100 ECPROSPE Prospector 101 ECPROSPE Hold it right there, stranger! I'm not used to ambushing strangers, but I need supplies and I can't leave my claim. Want to do a quick trade? 102 ECPROSPE Sure. 103 ECPROSPE I've got nothing to trade. Sorry. 104 ECPROSPE Booga. 105 ECPROSPE What a stroke of luck. You can't talk can you? Can't talk, can't tell anyone where my claim is. Let's trade. 106 ECPROSPE [Barter] 107 ECPROSPE OK, beat it! And you better not tell anyone where my claim is. 108 ECPROSPE [End] 109 ECPROSPE I think you better keep moving. 110 ECPROSPE We have nothing more to talk about. 111 ECPROSPE On your way! 112 ECPROSPE Go get 'em. 113 ECPROSPE Can't have you tell'en anyone where my claim is. 114 ECPROSPE Why'd you go an attack me? 115 ECPROSPE Now I have to kill you. 116 ECPROSPE I just wanted some supplies. 117 ECPROSPE You can have my claim! 100 ECPRSGNG Ah! Another recruit. 101 ECPRSGNG Join or die! 102 ECPRSGNG Be all you can be. 103 ECPRSGNG The few, the proud, the mercenaries. 104 ECPRSGNG Join us! 105 ECPRSGNG 4F. 106 ECPRSGNG Time to look elsewhere. 107 ECPRSGNG Go join the Navy. 108 ECPRSGNG Damn! 109 ECPRSGNG Whoa! Look at the time, I gotta go! 110 ECPRSGNG Recruit. 100 ECRAIBOW Gay pride! 101 ECRAIBOW Down with heteros! 102 ECRAIBOW Outsiders are not welcome! 103 ECRAIBOW Proud to be a dyke! 104 ECRAIBOW Girl power! 105 ECRAIBOW Don't need a man! 106 ECRAIBOW The Rainbow Confederation will live on. 107 ECRAIBOW Retreat to the Love Shack. 108 ECRAIBOW We shall overcome! 109 ECRAIBOW Welcome to the Rainbow Confederation. 110 ECRAIBOW Your kind are welcome here. 111 ECRAIBOW You're one of us. 112 ECRAIBOW Colonizers. 113 ECRAIBOW Colon-ist. 114 ECRAIBOW Queer. 115 ECRAIBOW Pansy. 116 ECRAIBOW Queen. 117 ECRAIBOW Lesbo. 118 ECRAIBOW Dyke. 100 ECRAIDER You see a rough-looking person. 101 ECRAIDER You see a raider. 200 ECRAIDER You tresspass into our lands. Now you die! 201 ECRAIDER How dare you come here uninvited! 202 ECRAIDER Die, city walker! 203 ECRAIDER Your death should bring me some money. 204 ECRAIDER Flee before me, puny one! 205 ECRAIDER You know the drill, gentlemen. 206 ECRAIDER No witnesses. 207 ECRAIDER Cover me. 208 ECRAIDER No mercy! 209 ECRAIDER The man says no survivors. 210 ECRAIDER Bishop says no trespassing. 211 ECRAIDER Let's get paid! 300 ECRAIDER You see Frog Morton. 301 ECRAIDER You see Toad Morton. 302 ECRAIDER You see Newt Morton. 303 ECRAIDER You see Snake Morton. 100 ECRANGER You see a group of well-armed travelers. 101 ECRANGER They're still well-armed strangers. 102 ECRANGER They have clean, well-polished weapons and are wearing some kind of badge on their chests. 103 ECRANGER We're looking for slaver patrols. Seen any, stranger? 104 ECRANGER Greetings stranger. Sure hope you're not a slaver - for your own sake. 105 ECRANGER Nice meeting you, stranger. Don't mind us and there won't be any trouble. 106 ECRANGER We're the NCR Rangers - we make the world a better place. Just thought you'd like to know. 107 ECRANGER We're Rangers. Killing slavers is our business. 108 ECRANGER Damn, slave-lover. You're gonna die hard! 109 ECRANGER Shit - I warned you! 110 ECRANGER Your type ain't needed around here - so die. 111 ECRANGER Always the guns. Doesn't anybody just surrender anymore? 112 ECRANGER Well, that's it - open season! 113 ECRANGER Uh -- I'll go get reinforcements. Don't move! 114 ECRANGER "We can take 'em," he said. Sure� 115 ECRANGER Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow! 116 ECRANGER Crap! I'm out of here! 117 ECRANGER I'm not dying for this! 118 ECRANGER I see you got a tattoo there -- the mark of the slavers. You wouldn't be a slaver now, would you? 119 ECRANGER Yes. 120 ECRANGER No. 121 ECRANGER Too bad - for you. We're NCR Rangers. Ever heard of us? We kill slavers. 122 ECRANGER You are such a lying sack of shit. Take 'em! 123 ECRANGER Greetings, stranger. I'm Ezekiel of the NCR Rangers. Who be you? 124 ECRANGER None of your business. 125 ECRANGER Say, I've heard that name. You're a Ranger, aren't you? 126 ECRANGER Yes. 127 ECRANGER None of your business. 128 ECRANGER Fine, be anti-social. At least you're not a slaver. Goodbye. 100 ECRAVPTY This person seems to be swaying slightly. 101 ECRAVPTY You see the party bartender. 102 ECRAVPTY It seems he's been sampling some of his merchandise. 202 ECRAVPTY It seems she's been sampling some of her own merchandise. 103 ECRAVPTY Wha...whas..what cans I gets yas. [Hick.] 104 ECRAVPTY Nuka Cola [$6] 105 ECRAVPTY Beer [$15] 106 ECRAVPTY Booze [$30] 107 ECRAVPTY Nothing today. Thanks. 108 ECRAVPTY Ug. 109 ECRAVPTY Ohhhh...that ain't no fun ta drinks. [He hands you your drink.] 110 ECRAVPTY [End] 111 ECRAVPTY Here ya goes. It's a bit warm cuz it hasn't had time to cool. Sellen' the stuff faster than I can makes it. [It's warm, it's yellow it's....] 112 ECRAVPTY [End] 113 ECRAVPTY [You feel the walls of your stomach dissolve as you take a large gulp.] 114 ECRAVPTY [End] 115 ECRAVPTY Whoa...[hick] I thinks yuz had nuf ta drinks already. 116 ECRAVPTY [End] 117 ECRAVPTY Ahhh man! You don't have enuf money! Cum back when ya gets sum. 118 ECRAVPTY [End] 119 ECRAVPTY He has a bit of a wild look to him. 120 ECRAVPTY You see a reliant. 121 ECRAVPTY He seems a bit jittery. 122 ECRAVPTY Whatdoyawant? Igotitall! 123 ECRAVPTY Mentats [$560] 124 ECRAVPTY Buffout [$400] 125 ECRAVPTY Psycho [$800] 126 ECRAVPTY Nothing today. Thanks. 127 ECRAVPTY Ug. 128 ECRAVPTY Thatsgreat! Givemethemoneyandgetoutofhere. Igotabusinesstorun. 129 ECRAVPTY [End] 130 ECRAVPTY Likethesayinggoes. Nomoneynohoney. Oh. Thatsforsex. Howaboutnodoughnoblow. Comebackwhenyougotsomecash. 131 ECRAVPTY [End] 132 ECRAVPTY Heheheh! Lookslikeyoucanusesomementats. Giveme$1000. 133 ECRAVPTY [Give the man $1000] 134 ECRAVPTY Me go. 135 ECRAVPTY OHYEAH! Thiswillpickyourightup! 136 ECRAVPTY [END] 150 ECRAVPTY Hey, you're kinda cute; whats your name? 151 ECRAVPTY A'lil higher. Ohh, yeah. 152 ECRAVPTY You ready ... get jiggy with it? 153 ECRAVPTY Naw..naw..naw..naw nuh naw. 154 ECRAVPTY Watch like this. Yeah. 155 ECRAVPTY Na't now go away. 156 ECRAVPTY Lemme be drunk over here. 157 ECRAVPTY Go get jiggy ..somewhere else. 158 ECRAVPTY How about you and me get away from the crowd? 159 ECRAVPTY Uhh, lets do it! 160 ECRAVPTY Naa, I'm drunk. 161 ECRAVPTY [Burb] ::smile:: 170 ECRAVPTY Hey, you want to go behind that bush? 171 ECRAVPTY You ever been high and done it? 172 ECRAVPTY I could show you the stars, baby. 173 ECRAVPTY You know I want some lovin'. 174 ECRAVPTY I was hoping to run into someone who was ready to go. 175 ECRAVPTY That was enough for me. 176 ECRAVPTY Hey, you got a cigarette? 177 ECRAVPTY Hey, now don't get too attached -- I like my freedom. 178 ECRAVPTY You're as sleek as a panther and I want you. 179 ECRAVPTY You ready? 180 ECRAVPTY Not now; I gotta shoot up. 181 ECRAVPTY Man the hatches. We're goin' in. 200 ECRAVPTY Don't be a jerk! 201 ECRAVPTY Go party elsewhere. 203 ECRAVPTY This is not cool! 204 ECRAVPTY Chill dude. 100 ECREDHRO You see...a red-haired heroine model. 101 ECREDHRO You see a strikingly attractive red-haired woman in a Vault 13 jumpsuit. She is glaring angrily into the distance. 102 ECREDHRO You see a red-haired heroine model. She is glaring into the distance. 103 ECREDHRO You see a red-haired heroine model. She is glaring into the distance. 104 ECREDHRO I can't believe I didn't make the final cut in Fallout 1. 105 ECREDHRO They chose that black-haired *strumpet* instead. Of all the nerve! 106 ECREDHRO A *black-haired* female model. Can you get any more generic? BOR-ing. 107 ECREDHRO Redheads are infinitely more interesting. 108 ECREDHRO That black-haired female model got in only because she slept with *every* artist on the team. 109 ECREDHRO AND the programmers. 110 ECREDHRO AND the project leader. They're soooo easily swayed. Show a little skin, and their spines turns to rubber. 111 ECREDHRO So I get shafted and end up being "filler NPCs" in Vault 13. Keee-rist. Talk about typecasting. 112 ECREDHRO I'm surprised they rendered that black-haired female model with any clothes. 113 ECREDHRO I mean, it's not like she was IN them very much during the screening process. 114 ECREDHRO *Sigh* 115 ECREDHRO I hate men. 116 ECREDHRO Well, except for that dreamy Scotty Everts. 117 ECREDHRO I think he stuck up for me. I only had to sleep with him a few times for him to vote for me. 100 ECROBIN A man in power armor. 101 ECROBIN Sir Robin. 102 ECROBIN He looks like he's ready to run. 103 ECROBIN Sir Robin, at your service. 104 ECROBIN You're not going to try to hurt me are you? 105 ECROBIN There's no need for violence, is there? 106 ECROBIN Please go away. 200 ECROBIN Here now! Your hands are ice cold! 201 ECROBIN That doesn't belong to you. 100 ECSCAVEN This is our territory. 101 ECSCAVEN You're not wanted here. 102 ECSCAVEN I think you need to pay a toll. 103 ECSCAVEN We don't usually scavenge off the living. 104 ECSCAVEN That's some nice stuff you have there. 105 ECSCAVEN You'll pay for this. 106 ECSCAVEN Next time. 107 ECSCAVEN Running's a bitch! 108 ECSCAVEN You get to keep your stuff...this time. 100 ECSET You see...Set. 101 ECSET You see a decaying ghoul with machine parts sticking out of his head. It's hard to tell whether he's senile or not. 102 ECSET You see Set. He is talking to himself. 103 ECSET You see Set. He is talking to himself. 104 ECSET "Dirtnap!" 105 ECSET "Dirtnap!" 106 ECSET "Dirtnap...Makes my shadow GROW." 107 ECSET Heh-heh. 108 ECSET Dirt. 109 ECSET Nap. 110 ECSET Dirtnap! 111 ECSET Heh-heh. I ruuule Necropolis. 112 ECSET Normies. Everywhere, normies. 113 ECSET Name's Set. Yours is World-a-hurt. 114 ECSET Chuckle-chuckle. 115 ECSET Nap. Dirt. Napdirt! 100 ECSIRLAU A man in power armor. 101 ECSIRLAU Sir Launcelot. 102 ECSIRLAU He's caressing his gun. 103 ECSIRLAU Sir Launcelot, at your service. 104 ECSIRLAU Bugger off! 105 ECSIRLAU You looking for a fight? 106 ECSIRLAU Ouch! Stop poking me! 200 ECSIRLAU Here now! Your hands are ice cold! 201 ECSIRLAU That doesn't belong to you. 100 ECSLAVE Please don't hurt me! 101 ECSLAVE Are you my new master? 102 ECSLAVE Please set me free. 103 ECSLAVE I really want to be free. 100 ECSLAVER These will fetch a good price at market. 101 ECSLAVER Try not to damage the merchandise. 102 ECSLAVER You'll make a spirited slave. 103 ECSLAVER This is not good. 104 ECSLAVER Retreat! 105 ECSLAVER Maybe I'll sell furniture instead. 106 ECSLAVER Fellow slavers should not attack one another. 107 ECSLAVER The guild will hear of this! 108 ECSLAVER What are you doing? 109 ECSLAVER Any luck? 110 ECSLAVER Find any good slaves? 111 ECSLAVER We're looking for new stock. 100 ECSPAMMR You see a pathetic looking spammer. 110 ECSPAMMR You see absolutely nothing of interest. 120 ECSPAMMR Will there be a Mac version? 121 ECSPAMMR I want multi-player! 122 ECSPAMMR I hate you all! 123 ECSPAMMR Ahhh! 124 ECSPAMMR You can't hurt me! 125 ECSPAMMR I'm the Grim Reaper, you can't kill me. Aren't I funny. 126 ECSPAMMR I want a tank! 127 ECSPAMMR Where's my chainsaw? 128 ECSPAMMR Don't hurt me. 129 ECSPAMMR I didn't mean to be such a jerk. 130 ECSPAMMR I didn't mean those death threats. 131 ECSPAMMR I'm sorry Buffy! 132 ECSPAMMR I'm sorry Unwashed! I just wanted to be noticed. 100 ECTANDI You see...Tandi. 101 ECTANDI You see a cute, raven-haired girl with a winsome expression. She is gazing dreamily into the distance. 102 ECTANDI You see Tandi. She is gazing dreamily into the distance. 103 ECTANDI You see Tandi. She is gazing dreamily into the distance. 104 ECTANDI Hi! So you're a descendent of the Fallout 1 hero? Wow! I'm Tandi! Hi! 105 ECTANDI I didn't want to just blurt it out, but your grandfather sure was cute! *Sigh* 106 ECTANDI Ian? I think he's still in Fallout 2 somewhere. The Abbey, maybe? 107 ECTANDI Actually, I hear *I'm* in Fallout 2 somewhere. I don't want to go find me, though...might creep us both out. 108 ECTANDI Sorry I didn't have better combat skills in Fallout 1. I guess I didn't get out much. 109 ECTANDI Say...do you and Tycho still keep in touch? 110 ECTANDI So there was this bug when you rescued me from the raiders and brought me back to Dad, he'd go ballistic. Gosh, that sucked! 111 ECTANDI I'd join you, but I'm waiting for my Dad, Aradesh, to show up. He was supposed to join me a few revisions ago. 100 ECTINWOD You see a man in some type of armor. 101 ECTINWOD You see a man in some type of armor. 102 ECTINWOD His armor seems to be quite rusty. 103 ECTINWOD Oil can. 104 ECTINWOD Thanks a lot. You have no idea how long I have been stuck here. Well, take this for your trouble. I have to go. 105 ECTINWOD Uhh, thanks. 100 ECTLKMUT Want hear new recipe? 101 ECTLKMUT What kind? 102 ECTLKMUT Rat surprise. 103 ECTLKMUT Sound good. How me make? 104 ECTLKMUT Catch rat. Careful no squish too much. 105 ECTLKMUT How no squish? Every time I club them, they pop. Very messy. 106 ECTLKMUT You want hear recipe or not? Catch rat your problem. 107 ECTLKMUT Me sorry. 108 ECTLKMUT Like said, catch rat. Hang by tail on wall. 109 ECTLKMUT Let hang til tail fall off. It ready then. 110 ECTLKMUT Eat quickly, if let sit too long, the surprise crawl out and fly away. 100 ECTRADER A salesman. 101 ECTRADER Willy. 102 ECTRADER A slick traveling salesman. 103 ECTRADER Greetings friend, my name is Willy and have I got a deal for you. [He seems to be reading from a card, and after a while you doze off.] 104 ECTRADER Zzzzzzz... 105 ECTRADER [You groggily open your eyes as you finally notice that someone is kicking you.] Well, are you interested or not? 106 ECTRADER Interested in what? 107 ECTRADER Erg? 108 ECTRADER Why, it slices it dices and it'll also come in handy against pesky critters. A bargain at any price, but for you it's on special for only 109 ECTRADER Why it's made of only the finest wood around. Use it to jab at critters to keep them at bay or, if you're skilled enough, throw it. It's very aerodynamic and won't break on impact. What do you say? It's a steal at only 110 ECTRADER This weapon is made of the finest recycled steel. Just feel how that fits comfortably into your hand. And don't worry, our engineers have tested it for safety and reliability. No robber in his right mind would dare try to steal from if you wave this baby around. And it'll only set you back 111 ECTRADER This little gem is truly one of a kind. From the far reaches of... It works by pointing it like- Look, I don't know what the hell this is. You want it or not? The price is 112 ECTRADER This little dandy just screams. "Don't mess with me!" The mere sight of it will send your enemies running. A bargain at 113 ECTRADER I can tell you're the type of person that likes to get close up and personal when dealing with riff raff. Well this little doohickey is just what you need, and it'll only cost you 114 ECTRADER I'll take it. 115 ECTRADER I'll pass. 116 ECTRADER Yes indeedy, you won't regret this. It was nice giving you the business. See you around. 117 ECTRADER [End] 118 ECTRADER Shit! What a waste of my time. Go on, beat it! 119 ECTRADER [End] 120 ECTRADER Well, that was a wasted speech. $ 121 ECTRADER Yup. 122 ECTRADER Nope. 123 ECTRADER Hey, it's you again. I got some new stuff - you interested? 124 ECTRADER Sure, let's hear what you got. 125 ECTRADER Not a chance, Willy. 126 ECTRADER Yup. 127 ECTRADER Nope. 128 ECTRADER Beat it! I'm busy. 129 ECTRADER Come back when you got some money. 130 ECTRADER GO AWAY! 131 ECTRADER No refunds. 132 ECTRADER No exchanges. 133 ECTRADER No credit. 134 ECTRADER Go away, I'm busy. 135 ECTRADER Not a smart move. 136 ECTRADER Bastard! 137 ECTRADER Is this supposed to get me to lower my prices? 138 ECTRADER All right, I'll lower the prices. 139 ECTRADER How about a 20% discount? 140 ECTRADER How about a 40% discount? 141 ECTRADER How about an 80% discount? 142 ECTRADER Okay, FREE; here, take it! 143 ECTRADER Willy 144 ECTRADER George 145 ECTRADER Mike 146 ECTRADER Walter 147 ECTRADER Charlie 148 ECTRADER Freddy 149 ECTRADER Mick 150 ECTRADER Smitty 151 ECTRADER Jack 152 ECTRADER . You want it or not? 100 ECTRAPPR You see a dirty, unshaven man. 200 ECTRAPPR You see a dirty, haggard woman. 101 ECTRAPPR Trapper. 102 ECTRAPPR Best not get too close. Some of the critters in his clothes might be looking for a cleaner home. 103 ECTRAPPR Howdy. Don't come across people too often out here in trapper country. Whatcha want? 104 ECTRAPPR Do you have any gecko pelts for sale? 105 ECTRAPPR Just passing through. 106 ECTRAPPR Ug. 107 ECTRAPPR Well, I reckon I might be able to sell ya my pelts. It'll save me the trouble of going into town. 108 ECTRAPPR What do you have? 109 ECTRAPPR Never mind. 110 ECTRAPPR Ug. 111 ECTRAPPR Here's what I got: 112 ECTRAPPR regular gecko pelts. 113 ECTRAPPR golden gecko pelts. 114 ECTRAPPR I'll take all you got. 115 ECTRAPPR Maybe next time. Bye. 116 ECTRAPPR Nice doing business with ya. See you around. 117 ECTRAPPR Bye. 118 ECTRAPPR Seems you're short on cash. How about you give me five minutes with yer woman. I'll make it worth your while. 119 ECTRAPPR Seems you're short on cash. How bout give'n me 5 minutes with yer man. You know what I mean. I can give you pelts in trade. 120 ECTRAPPR Seems you're short on cash. Tell you what, I've been in these woods for a LONG time, if you catch my drift. I'll make it worth your while. 121 ECTRAPPR Sure. 122 ECTRAPPR Not a chance. Bye. 123 ECTRAPPR [Miria will forgive you...eventually. But on the positive side, the trapper gave you some pelts.] 124 ECTRAPPR [Davin seems no worse for wear after the experience.] 125 ECTRAPPR [You feel dirty in more than one sense of the word - but you got some gecko pelts.] 126 ECTRAPPR Bye. 127 ECTRAPPR [He holds up his right hand and says] How. Me mighty trapper. Hunt big geckos. Me no mean trespass on your land. Leave peacefully. [He hands you a gecko pelt as a gift.] 128 ECTRAPPR [END] 129 ECTRAPPR I've got no more business with you. 130 ECTRAPPR Yellow bellied sapsucker! 131 ECTRAPPR This is my hunting territory. Leave! 132 ECTRAPPR I'll skin you alive! 133 ECTRAPPR I'm gonna use your head as a trophy. 134 ECTRAPPR One regular gecko pelt: $ 135 ECTRAPPR One golden gecko pelt: $ 136 ECTRAPPR OK, warden. You win. 137 ECTRAPPR Lucky for you, I have to go check my traps. 100 ECTRAVLR A traveler. 101 ECTRAVLR Hail! Fellow traveler. 102 ECTRAVLR I'm in need of directions. Can you help me out? 103 ECTRAVLR Where are you headed? 104 ECTRAVLR What do you do? 105 ECTRAVLR Ug. 106 ECTRAVLR Well...I don't know. I'm pretty new to this area and I've only been to the following areas. 107 ECTRAVLR New Reno 108 ECTRAVLR Vault City 109 ECTRAVLR Redding 110 ECTRAVLR The Den 111 ECTRAVLR San Francisco 112 ECTRAVLR New California Republic 113 ECTRAVLR An abandoned mine. 114 ECTRAVLR No, I've been there already. Thanks anyway. 115 ECTRAVLR New Reno -- now that's a great place to go. Sex, chems and gambling. What more can one ask for? Here, let me show you where it is. 116 ECTRAVLR Thanks. 117 ECTRAVLR Vault City -- now that's a city of morons. Grow an extra finger and they treat you like some kind of freak. Never been inside, but I know where it is. 118 ECTRAVLR Thanks. 119 ECTRAVLR Redding...I don't know much about it, other than it's an old mining town. It's located up north, right smack dab in the middle of some of meanest mountains you've ever seen. 120 ECTRAVLR Thanks. 121 ECTRAVLR I'd stay away from the Den if I were you. It's a magnet for lowlifes of the area. I'll show you where it is, but I don't recommend you go there. 122 ECTRAVLR Thanks. 123 ECTRAVLR San Francisco. Um...all I can say is that the people there are...strange. It's located on the coast. 124 ECTRAVLR Thanks. 125 ECTRAVLR The New California Republic...now there's a nice place. I'd like to settle down and live there some day. Clean, nice people, and very well maintained. It's located right here on your map. 126 ECTRAVLR Thanks. 127 ECTRAVLR Yeah, a while back I came across an abandoned mining camp. Thought I'd rest there a day or two, but then wolves started showing up and I thought it best if I left. A shame, too; it looks like the miners left in a hurry. They left a lot of stuff behind. I'm not planning to go back, so I guess it's all right if I show you where it is. 128 ECTRAVLR Thanks. 129 ECTRAVLR Oh...it doesn't really matter. I just decided to travel one day and well, here I am. 130 ECTRAVLR Maybe you can help me. I need some directions. 131 ECTRAVLR What do you do? 132 ECTRAVLR Nice talking to you. 133 ECTRAVLR I do odd jobs here and there to get me by. But mostly I just travel. 134 ECTRAVLR Maybe you can help me. I need some directions. 135 ECTRAVLR Where you headed? 136 ECTRAVLR Nice talking to you. 137 ECTRAVLR I really should be going now. It was nice talking to you. 138 ECTRAVLR Maybe we'll meet again. 139 ECTRAVLR I want to make the next town by nightfall. I'd better go. 140 ECTRAVLR I'd be going. 141 ECTRAVLR Ambush! 142 ECTRAVLR Can't trust anyone these days. 143 ECTRAVLR You have broken the code of the traveler. 144 ECTRAVLR Time to go. 145 ECTRAVLR I've overstayed my welcome. 100 ECUNIPAT For Unity! 101 ECUNIPAT Hold them off, gentlemen! 102 ECUNIPAT Kill the intruders! 103 ECUNIPAT Protect the city! 104 ECUNIPAT Go! Go! Go! 105 ECUNIPAT Look out! Raiders! 106 ECUNIPAT Let's get out of here! 107 ECUNIPAT Oh man... just when I thought we were safe! No more! No more! 108 ECUNIPAT Run for it! 109 ECUNIPAT Treat our people with respect. 110 ECUNIPAT Don't break the law. 111 ECUNIPAT If you're thinking of causing trouble, remember us. Act nice and Marcus will act nice. 100 ECVLTPAT Must warn Lynette! 101 ECVLTPAT Must warn Vault City! 102 ECVLTPAT Outworlder scum... 103 ECVLTPAT Degenerate filth... 104 ECVLTPAT Time to weed out more outworlder trash... Die, outworlders! 105 ECVLTPAT What are you doing around Vault City? 106 ECVLTPAT What is your business near Vault City? 107 ECVLTPAT This is part of the Vault City territory. 108 ECVLTPAT Watch yourself. 109 ECVLTPAT Vault City is not a sanctuary for *everyone.* So move on. 110 ECVLTPAT Your kind belongs at the Den. 111 ECVLTPAT I suggest you go there now. 112 ECVLTPAT Hello, citizen. 113 ECVLTPAT Anything we can do for you, citizen? 114 ECVLTPAT Do you need an escort to Vault City? 115 ECVLTPAT What are you doing so far from Vault City, citizen? 150 ECWARPTY Leave our land. 151 ECWARPTY You trespass. 152 ECWARPTY This is our land. 153 ECWARPTY Let the spirits of the sky piss on you. 154 ECWARPTY May the spirit of the earth swallow you. 155 ECWARPTY May the spirits of the wind blow a foul stench in your direction. 156 ECWARPTY Spirits of the water desert you. 100 ECWASH You see Buffy, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. 101 ECWASH You see Doombot, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. 102 ECWASH You see Panoply, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. 103 ECWASH You see Lerk, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. 104 ECWASH You see Ymir, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. 105 ECWASH You see Iguana Eater, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. 106 ECWASH You see Night Owl, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. 107 ECWASH You see Shadow Dancer, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. 108 ECWASH You see Amish Commando, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. 109 ECWASH You see Alexand the Killer Bee, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. 110 ECWASH You see Hatchetman, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. 111 ECWASH You see BlueCross, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. 113 ECWASH You see Buffy, a very beautiful, intelligent and perky cheerleader. First Woman of the Unwashed Villagers. 114 ECWASH You see Doombot, Sound Goddess and sister to Buffy. She kinda looks like Marie Osmond. 115 ECWASH You see Panoply, a pixie-like girl, whose eyes betray a slight case of dementia. 116 ECWASH You see Lerk, Leader of The Unwashed SWAT Team - Artist Of The Unwashed Villagers - Tree Talker. 117 ECWASH You see Ymir, the down under Poet & Co-Founding Member of the Poetry Bastards - Village Educator. 118 ECWASH You see Iguana Eater, High Lord of Smeet Lite. 119 ECWASH You see Night Owl, He Who Watches Over The Sleeping - Co-founder Of the Poetry Bastards. 120 ECWASH You see Shadow Dancer, Gothic Poetry Bastard - Oddly, he looks a lot like Kevin Bacon. 121 ECWASH You see Amish Commando, Commissar Of Blunt Force Trauma, Sub-commander Of The Unwashed SWAT Team. 122 ECWASH You see Alexand the Killer Bee, a gentle and intelligent variety of killer bee - Head Scribe Of The Unwashed Villagers. 123 ECWASH You see Hatchetman, Gunsmith of the Unwashed - Starter of fires - Keeper of the Shadowrun lore. 124 ECWASH You see BlueCross, Low Priest of the Unwashed - Manufacturing Director. 200 ECWASH Unwashed Villagers save the day, once again! 201 ECWASH Death is too good for him. 202 ECWASH And stay dead! 203 ECWASH The village is safe, once again! 204 ECWASH We protect the innocent and keep the peace. 205 ECWASH And we're off to patrol the wastes. Keeping it save from spammers. 206 ECWASH Come join us sometime! 207 ECWASH Parting is such sweet sorrow.... 208 ECWASH And the Devil came and saw how awful goodness was .... 209 ECWASH Payback's a bitch, aint it? 210 ECWASH Grim has finally found a use - fertilizer. 211 ECWASH That's what you get for using soap... 212 ECWASH We're out of here! 213 ECWASH This house is clean.' 214 ECWASH Can I poke him with a stick to make sure? 215 ECWASH Don't wait up for us! 216 ECWASH Its a dirty job, and I really enjoy it! 217 ECWASH Back to patrol! 218 ECWASH The Unwashed Villagers. Keeping peace in a blasted wasteland. 219 ECWASH He got what he deserved. 220 ECWASH I'll race ya! 300 ECWASH Soap? We don't need no sticking soap! 301 ECWASH Rally unwashed! Destroy the Spammer! 302 ECWASH Death to the Spammer! 303 ECWASH This is for threatening people's lives! 304 ECWASH Now you will die Grim Reaper. 305 ECWASH You're going back 'down under'! 306 ECWASH The gene pool needs a little chlorine. 307 ECWASH Pay back time! 308 ECWASH Now you're going to get it. 309 ECWASH The Unwashed Villager are here to protect people from scum like you! 310 ECWASH Leave people alone! 311 ECWASH The power of DIRT! 312 ECWASH We may be Unwashed but we're here to clean up! 313 ECWASH You can not escape us this time! 314 ECWASH Protect the Chosen One from the Spammer's idiocies! 315 ECWASH Chosen One! Join us! 316 ECWASH UNWASHED VENGENCE! 317 ECWASH You will never be 'Unwashed' childish fool! 318 ECWASH You don't have a chance! 319 ECWASH We're not finished yet! 320 ECWASH I've been waiting for this day for a looooong time. 400 ECWASH This is for threatening me! 401 ECWASH Like I'm sure! You wouldn't hurt a girl are you? 402 ECWASH Revenge is a dish best served cold.' 403 ECWASH I'm Buffy... your toast. 405 ECWASH No one threatens Doombot! 406 ECWASH Grim Buster! 410 ECWASH Only a guanabana could compare with the taste of this victory... 415 ECWASH The village is a happy place, but you made it very, very angry. 420 ECWASH You have embarrassed our country with your actions for the last time! 430 ECWASH I'm gonna put you to sleep for good! 435 ECWASH We're all going to hell, and I'm driving the bus. 436 ECWASH Come my child, let me take your pain away. 437 ECWASH You're dead. You just don't know it yet. 440 ECWASH Get some! 441 ECWASH You want some of this? 442 ECWASH Not the face, not the face! 445 ECWASH Dante hasn't written about the hell I'm sending you to... 450 ECWASH Guns! Guns! Guns! Where are my guns! 451 ECWASH Ok, yes. I'm crazy. Deal with it. 100 ECWHEON1 You see...a white heroine model. 101 ECWHEON1 You see a beautiful raven-haired girl in a Vault 13 jumpsuit. She is joking and laughing with the others around her. 102 ECWHEON1 You see a white heroine model. She is joking and laughing. 103 ECWHEON1 You see a white heroine model. She is joking and laughing. 104 ECWHEON1 I was being run by a stealth character, I think. 105 ECWHEON1 He kept trying to steal from everyone...it worked. MOST of the time. 106 ECWHEON1 But boy, when it didn't... 107 ECWHEON1 I've never seen so many saves and reloads in my life. Sheesh. Give me a combat boy any day. 108 ECWHEON1 You know, I really liked how I looked in the combat armor. 109 ECWHEON1 I never said anything before, but Ian used to...well, stare at me a lot in Fallout 1. 110 ECWHEON1 It made me uncomfortable. 111 ECWHEON1 I thought about talking to the designers about it, but I figured as long as Ian didn't cop a feel, it wasn't a problem. 112 ECWHEON1 Ian was all right looking; it's just that he *really* needed a haircut. 100 ECWHRO1 You see...a white hero model. 101 ECWHRO1 You see a heavily muscled white man in a Vault 13 jumpsuit. He is smiling and laughing as he tells his story. 102 ECWHRO1 You see a white hero model. He is smiling and laughing. 103 ECWHRO1 You see a white hero model. He is smiling and laughing. 104 ECWHRO1 So...my player was SO stupid, that... 105 ECWHRO1 Get this, get this - he thinks that the shotgun ammo is the water chip, and he takes it back to the Overseer... 106 ECWHRO1 What an idiot! 107 ECWHRO1 I had one of those 'violent, dumb as a stone' players running me. And let me tell you... 108 ECWHRO1 It was fun for a while, but it gets old quick. There's only so much killing to do before you get jaded. 109 ECWHRO1 We musta spent three hours on the character gen screen before my player FINALLY decided to actually *play* the game. 110 ECWHRO1 Ian was more dangerous to *me* than the enemies we were fighting. I hope he's dead, wherever he is. 111 ECWHRO1 Check out the muscles on this character model I've got. It's so exaggerated, it's ridiculous! 100 ECWHRO2 You see...a white hero model. 101 ECWHRO2 You see a heavily muscled white man in a Vault 13 jumpsuit. He is smiling and laughing as he tells his story. 102 ECWHRO2 You see a white hero model. He is smiling and laughing. 103 ECWHRO2 You see a white hero model. He is smiling and laughing. 104 ECWHRO2 It was damn impossible to keep Dogmeat alive throughout Fallout 1, especially at the end. 105 ECWHRO2 He just wasn't tough enough for the end-game! 106 ECWHRO2 I loved that dog. I wish he woulda showed up in the end movie. 107 ECWHRO2 There was this one player, Vince DeNardo, who had this tactic for keeping Dogmeat alive at the end. 108 ECWHRO2 He'd lock him in a force field room on every level to keep him out of combat. 109 ECWHRO2 The annoying part was doing it on every level without the mutants wasting Dogmeat. 110 ECWHRO2 I think he pulled it off. 100 ECWILDER Aaaeeeeeee! 101 ECWILDER Shrieeek! 102 ECWILDER Ecky Ecky Ecky 103 ECWILDER Eeeeeeee! 100 ECYAKUZA Killing is an art form. 101 ECYAKUZA It is your karma to die. 102 ECYAKUZA Life and death are the same. 103 ECYAKUZA Die with honor! 104 ECYAKUZA It is my time to die. 105 ECYAKUZA To die in battle is honorable. Yeah, right! 106 ECYAKUZA More study is required. 107 ECYAKUZA Fleeing is dishonorable. Dying would be worse. 100 EDITOR DONE 101 EDITOR OPTIONS 102 EDITOR CANCEL 103 EDITOR PRINT 104 EDITOR AGE 105 EDITOR SEX 106 EDITOR NAME 107 EDITOR MALE 108 EDITOR FEMALE 109 EDITOR PERKS 110 EDITOR KARMA 111 EDITOR KILLS 112 EDITOR SKILL POINTS 113 EDITOR Level: 114 EDITOR Exp: 115 EDITOR Next Level: 116 EDITOR CHAR POINTS 117 EDITOR SKILLS 118 EDITOR You must use all character points 119 EDITOR before starting the game! 120 EDITOR Character Points 121 EDITOR Amount of free character points that can be added to one of the basic stats. 122 EDITOR Next Level 123 EDITOR The amount of experience points needed to move up to the next level. 124 EDITOR Perks 125 EDITOR Karma 126 EDITOR Kills 127 EDITOR Perks add additional abilities. Every third experience level, you can choose one perk. 128 EDITOR These are the effects of the choices you make during the game. 129 EDITOR A counter that keeps track of the type and numbers of creatures you have slaughtered, or have seen killed in your presence. 130 EDITOR Skill Points 131 EDITOR Use free skill points to increase the level of a skill. As you get better at a given skill, however, it takes more points to raise that skill. Mastering a skill can take a lot of time and effort. 132 EDITOR At maximum level. 133 EDITOR Unable to increment it. 134 EDITOR At minimum level. 135 EDITOR Unable to decrement it. 136 EDITOR Not enough skill points available. 137 EDITOR Base: 138 EDITOR TAG SKILLS 139 EDITOR OPTIONAL TRAITS 140 EDITOR You already have the maximum of 141 EDITOR three tag skills! 142 EDITOR You must select all tag skills 143 EDITOR before starting the game! 144 EDITOR Tag Skills 145 EDITOR Tag skills are skills your character specializes in. Each tag skill gains +20%, and increases twice as fast. You must pick three tag skills. 146 EDITOR Optional Traits 147 EDITOR Optional traits describe your character in more detail. All traits will have positive and negative effects. You may choose up to two traits during creation. 148 EDITOR You already have the maximum of 149 EDITOR two traits! 150 EDITOR Skills 151 EDITOR Skills are learned knowledge. Skills increase by experience, or during the course of the game by special events. The higher the skill level, the better you are at that skill. 152 EDITOR PICK A PERK 153 EDITOR PICK A NEW TRAIT 154 EDITOR LOSE A TRAIT 155 EDITOR PICK A NEW TAG SKILL 156 EDITOR TRAITS 157 EDITOR All stats must be between 1 and 10 158 EDITOR before starting the game! 160 EDITOR Warning: You haven't changed your player 161 EDITOR name. Use this character anyway? 175 EDITOR Next Lvl: 200 EDITOR V.Bad 201 EDITOR Bad 202 EDITOR Poor 203 EDITOR Fair 204 EDITOR Avrg 205 EDITOR Good 206 EDITOR V.Good 207 EDITOR Great 208 EDITOR Exclnt 209 EDITOR Heroic 300 EDITOR Hit Points 301 EDITOR Action Points 302 EDITOR Armor Class 303 EDITOR Unarmed Damage 304 EDITOR Melee Damage 305 EDITOR Damage Res. 306 EDITOR Poison Res. 307 EDITOR Radiation Res. 308 EDITOR Sequence 309 EDITOR Healing Rate 310 EDITOR Critical Chance 311 EDITOR Carry Weight 312 EDITOR Poisoned 313 EDITOR Radiated 314 EDITOR Eye Damage 315 EDITOR Crippled Right Arm 316 EDITOR Crippled Left Arm 317 EDITOR Crippled Right Leg 318 EDITOR Crippled Left Leg 400 EDITOR Your character has been poisoned. Poison will do damage over a period of time, until cured or it passes from your system. 401 EDITOR Your character is suffering from a significant amount of Radiation poisoning. The more radiation damage, the more deadly the effect. 402 EDITOR This means your character has been seriously hit in one or both of your eyes. This affects your Perception. 403 EDITOR The right arm has been severely hurt, and cannot function well. If one arm has been crippled, you cannot use two-handed weapons. If both arms have been crippled, you cannot attack with weapons. 404 EDITOR Your character's left arm has been severely hurt, and cannot function well. If one arm has been crippled, you cannot use two-handed weapons. If both arms have been crippled, you cannot attack with weapons. 405 EDITOR Your character has a crippled right leg. 406 EDITOR Your character has a crippled left leg. 500 EDITOR January 501 EDITOR February 502 EDITOR March 503 EDITOR April 504 EDITOR May 505 EDITOR June 506 EDITOR July 507 EDITOR August 508 EDITOR September 509 EDITOR October 510 EDITOR November 511 EDITOR December 600 EDITOR SAVE 601 EDITOR LOAD 602 EDITOR PRINT TO FILE 603 EDITOR ERASE 604 EDITOR DONE 605 EDITOR Are you sure you want to erase 606 EDITOR the current character? 607 EDITOR was successfully saved. 608 EDITOR was successfully loaded. 609 EDITOR already exists. 610 EDITOR Do you wish to overwrite? 611 EDITOR Error saving 612 EDITOR Error loading 613 EDITOR Character file invalid. 614 EDITOR Character data invalid. 615 EDITOR Error reading file list! 616 EDITOR PRINT 617 EDITOR PLAYER 618 EDITOR BLANK.GCD 620 EDITOR FALLOUT 621 EDITOR VAULT-13 PERSONNEL RECORD 622 EDITOR hours 623 EDITOR ::: Statistics ::: 624 EDITOR Strength: 625 EDITOR Hit Points: 626 EDITOR Sequence: 627 EDITOR Perception: 628 EDITOR Armor Class: 629 EDITOR Healing Rate: 630 EDITOR Endurance: 631 EDITOR Action Points: 632 EDITOR Critical Chance: 633 EDITOR Charisma: 634 EDITOR Melee Damage: 635 EDITOR Carry Weight: 636 EDITOR Intelligence: 637 EDITOR Damage Res.: 638 EDITOR Agility: 639 EDITOR Radiation Res.: 640 EDITOR Luck: 641 EDITOR Poison Res.: 642 EDITOR Name: 643 EDITOR Age: 644 EDITOR Gender: 645 EDITOR Male 646 EDITOR Female 647 EDITOR Level: 648 EDITOR Exp: 649 EDITOR Next Level: 650 EDITOR ::: Traits ::: 651 EDITOR ::: Perks ::: 652 EDITOR ::: Karma ::: 653 EDITOR ::: Skills ::: ::: Kills ::: 654 EDITOR ::: Inventory ::: 655 EDITOR Total Weight: 656 EDITOR ::: Reliances ::: 657 EDITOR ::: Reputation ::: 1000 EDITOR Reputation (General) 1001 EDITOR Berserker 1002 EDITOR Champion 1003 EDITOR Childkiller 1004 EDITOR Nuka Cola reliance 1005 EDITOR Buffout reliance 1006 EDITOR Mentats reliance 1007 EDITOR Psycho reliance 1008 EDITOR RadAway reliance 1009 EDITOR Alcohol reliance 1010 EDITOR Jet reliance 1011 EDITOR Tragic reliance 1012 EDITOR THIS GOES WITH THE TEMPORARY ONE FOR DESCRIPTIONS #1112: DON'T TRANSLATE THIS 1013 EDITOR Sexpert 1014 EDITOR Prizefighter 1015 EDITOR Gigolo 1016 EDITOR Grave Digger 1017 EDITOR Made Man: Salvatore 1018 EDITOR Married 1019 EDITOR Porn Star 1020 EDITOR Slaver 1021 EDITOR Virgin of the Wastes 1022 EDITOR Made Man: Bishop 1023 EDITOR Made Man: Mordino 1024 EDITOR Made Man: Wright 1025 EDITOR Separated 1100 EDITOR This is a ranged stat that represents your general reputation. The higher the number, the better known and respected you are. If your rep is negative, you are hated by some for your evil actions. 1101 EDITOR You have killed a large number of people. This is generally not a good thing to get known for. People from the wrong side of the track will like you a little more, however. 1102 EDITOR Your actions have revealed you to be a champion of the people. Your war against evil and villainy is widely known. Honorable people will respect you better. 1103 EDITOR You have killed children, the youth of the wasteland. This is considered to be a really bad thing. You evil, evil person. 1104 EDITOR You thoroughly enjoy Nuka-Cola, the pop of the post-nuclear world. 1105 EDITOR You are reliant to the chem Buffout. You must take this chem on an ongoing basis or suffer the effects of withdrawal. 1106 EDITOR You are suffering from Mentat reliant. You must take this particular chem or suffer withdrawal. 1107 EDITOR You have a chem reliant. If you do not take Psycho on a regular schedule, you will suffer. If you do, others will suffer. 1108 EDITOR Your body has become reliant on Radaway. While not life threatening, you must take it regularly. 1109 EDITOR You have a problem with alcohol. Actually, you have many problems with your drinking habits. 1110 EDITOR You have a chem reliant. You must take Jet on a regular basis. 1111 EDITOR Tragically, you are reliant on the Garnering. You are constantly in search of new expansions. 1112 EDITOR TEMPORARY - What is this? 1113 EDITOR You know sex. You know foreplay. You know how to please a member of the opposite sex and leave them hungry for more. 1114 EDITOR You are the heavyweight champion of Northern California. You have gained fame, respect, the love of thousands... and a bonus to your toughness and unarmed skill. 1115 EDITOR Let's be honest: You sleep with anything that walks on two legs. Sometimes, you're not even that discriminating. 1116 EDITOR "They're dead, they don't care," has become your motto. Digging up the remains of others is more than a hobby for you. 1117 EDITOR You are a "Made Man" of the Salvatore Family. You are well-known, well-respected, and look great in a fedora. 1118 EDITOR You got hitched. Hey, it's your problem, not ours. 1119 EDITOR You are a big, bright, shining star. Your sexual exploits are well-known throughout New Reno. 1120 EDITOR You have been marked as a member of the Slaver's Guild. The tattoo on your forehead makes your profession evident to everyone you meet. 1121 EDITOR You really need to get out more. Your sexual exploits have been...well, two dimensional. 1122 EDITOR You are a "Made Man" of the Bishop Family. You are well-known, well-respected, and look great in a fedora. 1123 EDITOR You are a "Made Man" of the Mordino Family. You are well-known, well-respected, and look great in a fedora. 1124 EDITOR You are a "Made Man" of the Wright Family. You are well-known, well-respected, and look great in a fedora. 1125 EDITOR Your spouse is no longer with you. I hope you're happy. 2000 EDITOR Idolized 2001 EDITOR Liked 2002 EDITOR Accepted 2003 EDITOR Neutral 2004 EDITOR Antipathy 2005 EDITOR Hated 2006 EDITOR Vilified 2100 EDITOR Everyone in this area would like to be you. You're the toast-of-the-town and are held up as a shining example of all that a person can be. 2101 EDITOR People wave, and greet you, wherever you go in this area. Everyone has heard talk of you, and they like what they've heard. 2102 EDITOR Although, you're not greeted with open arms, most people in this area will at least nod in acknowledgment when you meet. You fit in as well as most. 2103 EDITOR Though normally suspicious of strangers, the people of this area haven't made up their minds about you yet. 2104 EDITOR You're just another out-of-towner in this area. Probably up to no good. 2105 EDITOR You've proven to the people in this area that their initial distrust was well founded. People in this area look at you and mutter to one another when you come near. They know you're up to no good. 2106 EDITOR Staring and muttering, some cross the street to avoid walking near you, while others, spit and turn away when you come near. Everyone knows that you're one of the worst things that's ever slithered into this area. 3000 EDITOR Savior of the Damned 3001 EDITOR Guardian of the Wastes 3002 EDITOR Shield of Hope 3003 EDITOR Defender 3004 EDITOR Wanderer 3005 EDITOR Betrayer 3006 EDITOR Sword of Despair 3007 EDITOR Scourge of the Wastes 3008 EDITOR Demon Spawn 4000 EDITOR Reputation 4001 EDITOR Reliance 4100 EDITOR Represents your reputation for a particular location. 4101 EDITOR Things you have become reliant to. 5000 EDITOR Sorry, you can only print your 5001 EDITOR character in the full version. 5002 EDITOR Sorry, you can only save your 5003 EDITOR character in the full version. 5004 EDITOR Sorry, you can only load a saved 5005 EDITOR character in the full version. 5006 EDITOR CHEAT MODE 0 EISANMAP {100}{}{There seems to be a city just west of the Military Base. You log it on your pip boy.} 25 ELDER Come in, Chosen One. There are things you must know. 120 ELDER The village is dying. The signs are everywhere. 170 ELDER withering crops... 210 ELDER dying brahmin... 310 ELDER sick children. 370 ELDER There is hope, however. A slim hope that few know of. 470 ELDER The old disks speak of an item called the Garden of Eden Creation Kit. 570 ELDER It is said it can bring life to the wasteland. 765 ELDER This will be your quest if you prove yourself worthy. 840 ELDER For that proof, you must first journey to the Temple of Trials. 920 ELDER If you survive, come back to me we will talk more. 990 ELDER Our life is in your hands, Chosen One. 1040 ELDER Prove yourself. Find the GECK. Be our salvation. 0 ELDINTRO Come in, Chosen One. There are things you must know. The village is dying. The signs are everywhere - withering crops, dying brahmin, sick children. We know the time grows short. Without help soon it will be the end of us all. There is hope. A slim hope that few know of. The old disks speak of an item called the GECK, the Garden of Eden Creation Kit. It is said it can bring life to the wasteland. This will be your quest if you prove yourself worthy. For that proof, you must first journey to the Temple of Trials. If you survive, come back to me we will talk more. Our life is in your hands, Chosen One. Prove yourself. Find the GECK. Be our salvation. 0 ESENTRKS {100}{}{The placement of the explosive wasn't high enough to blow apart the cave-in. Perhaps there is a better way.} 100 ESMINCRT Maybe you shouldn't set the timer. That could be dangerous. 101 ESMINCRT This does not appear to be a powerful enough explosive to clear the opening. 102 ESMINCRT The mining cart looks functional. You could probably push it. 103 ESMINCRT Attaching dynamite to the metal pole might give it enough power to bust open the entrance. 104 ESMINCRT The dynamite is attached to a metal pole on the cart. 105 ESMINCRT One good push should get this thing rolling. 106 ESMINCRT You strain yourself pushing the cart. 107 ESMINCRT You push the cart down the tracks. 108 ESMINCRT The cart by itself isn't going to be enough to open the mine. 109 ESMINCRT You have nothing to attach that too. 110 ESMINCRT If only you had a metal pole to attach to the front of the mining cart. 111 ESMINCRT You attach the metal pole to the cart. 100 ESPWRGEN This generator looks badly damaged. 101 ESPWRGEN You think you might be able to repair this. 102 ESPWRGEN It's a barely working generator. 103 ESPWRGEN It's working, but just barely. 104 ESPWRGEN Yup, it's broken. Kicking it doesn't seem to work. 105 ESPWRGEN Almost had it. 106 ESPWRGEN Just a little bit more. 107 ESPWRGEN This just seems impossible to fix. 108 ESPWRGEN The lights dimly flicker on as the generator sputters to life. 0 ETBATTLE {100}{}{It looks as if there was some kind of battle here fairly recently. The bodies look like they were beaten into a bloody pulp.} 0 ETENTER {100}{}{It looks as if the entrance to this cave was collapsed recently. A well-placed explosive charge might be able to clear the debris.} 100 FCBADGER You see a punk wearing a half-smile. 101 FCBADGER You see Badger. 102 FCBADGER You see a punk with a half-sneer across his face. 103 FCBADGER :::He belches loudly:: Whaddya want? 104 FCBADGER ::belch::: 105 FCBADGER You who? 106 FCBADGER Who are you? 107 FCBADGER Can you tell me about this tanker? 108 FCBADGER What do you do here? 109 FCBADGER I'd like you to hack into a computer for me. 110 FCBADGER How's the hacking coming? 111 FCBADGER Nothing. Nice belch. 112 FCBADGER ::He summons another throaty burp:: 113 FCBADGER ::Belch louder:: 114 FCBADGER Gross. 115 FCBADGER ::He spits forth a horrific belch that defies the very heavens in its volume and depth:: 116 FCBADGER ::Applaud:: 117 FCBADGER I'm Badger. I used to have a band. ::sigh:: Called ourselves There We Smolder. Now I'm the resident computer tech in San Fran. 118 FCBADGER Oh! Tanks! 119 FCBADGER What sort of computer stuff do you do? 120 FCBADGER I'll bet your band sucked. 121 FCBADGER Was the band any good? 122 FCBADGER Thanks. Bye. 123 FCBADGER Uhh... okay. 124 FCBADGER Bye! 125 FCBADGER You oughta talk to Marc or the Captain about that. 126 FCBADGER Where can I find Marc? 127 FCBADGER Where can I find the Captain? 128 FCBADGER I'm the resident computer genius. 129 FCBADGER What sort of computer stuff do you do? 130 FCBADGER Thanks. Bye. 131 FCBADGER Don't pester me. ::He farts:: I'm working on it, all right? 132 FCBADGER All right, all right. Just let me know when you're done. 133 FCBADGER Well, let's just say I'm an information retrieval specialist. 134 FCBADGER Can you retrieve some stuff for me? 135 FCBADGER What does that mean? 136 FCBADGER Yeah, well, fuck you. 137 FCBADGER Hey! 138 FCBADGER Fuck you, too. 139 FCBADGER I'll say! We kicked ass! Our singer was... umm... a bit of a ponce, and Aaron was always sweating, and everything else was Todd's fault. But we were good. 140 FCBADGER Too bad you're not back together. I'd like to have heard you. 141 FCBADGER Umm. Sure. I have more questions. 142 FCBADGER I'll bet you sucked. 143 FCBADGER You can usually find Marc down in the bar. 144 FCBADGER Thanks. I have more questions. 145 FCBADGER Thanks. That's all. 146 FCBADGER The Captain's usually in the bridge. Just go up the stairs in the bar. 147 FCBADGER Thanks. I have more questions. 148 FCBADGER Thanks. That's all. 149 FCBADGER Yeah, but it'll cost you. 150 FCBADGER What's your price? 151 FCBADGER Yeah, whatever. I gotta go. 152 FCBADGER It means that I can find data you need. 153 FCBADGER Can you do something for me? 154 FCBADGER I see. Cool. I have more questions. 155 FCBADGER I see. Thanks. 156 FCBADGER Yeah, you would have. Anyway, I have to get back to this. 157 FCBADGER Wait. I have more questions. 158 FCBADGER Thanks. See ya. 159 FCBADGER I think I like you enough that I can do it for you now. Who you want me to visit? 160 FCBADGER The Hubologists. 161 FCBADGER The Shi. 162 FCBADGER Neither. Just checking. 163 FCBADGER I suppose I can do it for free, since you checked for my girlfriend. It'll take a while, though. Who do you want me to hit? 164 FCBADGER The Hubologists. 165 FCBADGER The Shi. 166 FCBADGER Neither. Just checking. 167 FCBADGER You gotta do me a favor, first. My girlfriend got herself lost in the tanker. Find her for me and I'll do it. 168 FCBADGER You got it. See ya. 169 FCBADGER Forget it. See ya. 170 FCBADGER Like stealing candy from a baby. They'll never find me. What do you want from them? 171 FCBADGER Great. I have more questions. 172 FCBADGER Great. I'll be back. 173 FCBADGER I can get them. They're pretty protective of their info, and they've got some serious ice protecting their machines. Are you sure you want me to go after them? 174 FCBADGER Well, good luck. I have more questions. 175 FCBADGER Good luck. I'll be back later. 176 FCBADGER Hey, find my girlfriend and then we'll talk. 177 FCBADGER All right, all right. 178 FCBADGER She's dead? She's DEAD? How did she die? No, wait... don't tell me. Give me a few hours to get myself together. 179 FCBADGER Sure, sure. 180 FCBADGER Snap out of it, Sparky. We got shit to do. 181 FCBADGER All right. I'm better now. 182 FCBADGER Good. I need to ask you something. 183 FCBADGER Good for you. I didn't want to talk to you. 184 FCBADGER Thank you, thank you, thank you. I can't thank you enough for saving her. What do you want? 185 FCBADGER I have some questions. 186 FCBADGER Your gratitude is enough for me. So long. 187 FCBADGER Okay, I got into the Shi computers. I don't know if I made it out undetected. I guess now the best thing is to hide. You want anything else? 188 FCBADGER Yes. 189 FCBADGER No. See ya. 190 FCBADGER Got the Hubologists. No problem. Need anything else? 191 FCBADGER Yes. 192 FCBADGER No. See ya. 193 FCBADGER You just made a big mistake, pal. I just turned the Shi and the Hubologists against you through their computers. You're finished in San Francisco. 194 FCBADGER I guess I'd better kill you then. 195 FCBADGER Give me a few hours to get myself together. 196 FCBADGER You want me to hack a formatted computer? The information's gone. It ain't gonna happen. 197 FCBADGER I am going to have to vacate this place. 198 FCBADGER Good to see ya. 199 FCBADGER I'm looking for some fuel. 200 FCBADGER I've heard the Hubologists have some fuel, and I could take a looksee in their computer for you. 201 FCBADGER The Shi have all the fuel around here. I could take a gander at their mainframe for you. 202 FCBADGER Can you? 203 FCBADGER What the hell do you want? 204 FCBADGER Badger of the punks, I presume? 205 FCBADGER You have disgraced our Emperor for the last time! 206 FCBADGER I think I will go get some candy from Lao Chou in town. 207 FCBADGER So much for a fair trial. Hmmm... 208 FCBADGER Dude, lighten up. I just wanted some candy. 209 FCBADGER Can you transfer the fuel from their spaceship to the tanker? 210 FCBADGER Can you get me a copy of their vertibird plan? 211 FCBADGER Can you transfer the fuel and get me the plans? 212 FCBADGER Yes, I need what they have. 213 FCBADGER Nah, I'll figure out another way. 214 FCBADGER All right, but shit might hit the fan. 215 FCBADGER Can you transfer the fuel from their reserves to the tanker? 216 FCBADGER Never mind, I'll do it another way. 217 FCBADGER Never mind. 218 FCBADGER Alright. Check back with me in a day or so and I'll let you know. 219 FCBADGER Did you get what I needed? 220 FCBADGER Yeah, I got the fuel. 221 FCBADGER Yeah, I got the verti plans. 222 FCBADGER Yeah, I got the fuel and the plans. 223 FCBADGER Thanks a lot. See ya. 100 FCBADPEA You see a person in funny pajamas. 101 FCBADPEA You see a Shi townsperson. 102 FCBADPEA This person looks different from anyone you've seen before. They don't seem to care much about you. 103 FCBADPEA You're not a spy, are you? 104 FCBADPEA Who are you? 105 FCBADPEA Fish and seaweed. That's all we get. 106 FCBADPEA Ha ha! Look at the funny round-eyes! 107 FCBADPEA You look like a Hubologist. 108 FCBADPEA Leave us in peace. 109 FCBADPEA Long live Lo Pan! 110 FCBADPEA Down with the Dragon! 111 FCBADPEA Lo Pan is a hero. 112 FCBADPEA Look out for the Dragon. He's trouble. 113 FCBADPEA Those punks are always so loud. 114 FCBADPEA Work, work, work. Rice, rice, rice. ::sigh:: 115 FCBADPEA Isn't there more to life than this? 116 FCBADPEA We're smarter than you think. 117 FCBADPEA Look! A lao wai! 118 FCBADPEA Welcome to San Francisco. 119 FCBADPEA You seem like a person with a straight head. 120 FCBADPEA Lo Pan can use your help. 121 FCBADPEA Don't hurt the people in red, lao wai. 122 FCBADPEA Lao wai means "foreigner". 123 FCBADPEA You're on our side, right? 124 FCBADPEA Kill the Dragon for us, will you? 125 FCBADPEA You honor us with your presence. 126 FCBADPEA Our leader! Stricken! 127 FCBADPEA We must get vengeance for Lo Pan! 128 FCBADPEA Who will lead us to greatness if Lo Pan is dead? 129 FCBADPEA What shall we do now? 130 FCBADPEA We are dishonored. We should be dead like Lo Pan. 131 FCBADPEA Life holds no meaning. 132 FCBADPEA If Lo Pan is dead our dreams are crushed. 133 FCBADPEA Lo Pan was the last great leader. 134 FCBADPEA The Dragon is dead! Lo Pan is victorious! 135 FCBADPEA Mock the losers! 136 FCBADPEA The Dragon has fallen! 137 FCBADPEA Lo Pan! Lo Pan! Lo Pan! 138 FCBADPEA We are the winners! 139 FCBADPEA The Dragon is dead. Yeah! 140 FCBADPEA Work, work, work. Rice, rice, rice. ::sigh:: 141 FCBADPEA Isn't there more to life than this? 142 FCBADPEA We're smarter than you think. 143 FCBADPEA Look! A lao wai! 144 FCBADPEA The Emperor's mouthpiece! Dead! The city will fall apart! 145 FCBADPEA What happens now? 146 FCBADPEA I hope the savages don't overrun us now. 147 FCBADPEA The good always die young. 148 FCBADPEA I hope we can survive without Ken Lee. 149 FCBADPEA I hear that Ken Lee was the only one who kept the Emperor in line. 150 FCBADPEA I hear that the Emperor was only a fa�ade for Ken Lee. 151 FCBADPEA Maybe Lo Pan could take Ken Lee's spot... 152 FCBADPEA Work, work, work. Rice, rice, rice. ::sigh:: 153 FCBADPEA Isn't there more to life than this? 154 FCBADPEA We're smarter than you think. 155 FCBADPEA Look! A lao wai! 163 FCBADPEA You killed AHS-9? Yeah! 164 FCBADPEA Those Hubologists give me the creeps. 165 FCBADPEA You have done us a great service. 166 FCBADPEA Death to the Hubologists! 167 FCBADPEA This will hurry those Hubologists out of here. 168 FCBADPEA Stupid Hubologists, can't even protect their own leader. 169 FCBADPEA The Hubologists better not come after us in revenge. 170 FCBADPEA I guess you're not a spy. 171 FCBADPEA Son of a pig! Die! 172 FCBADPEA You have dishonored your family! 173 FCBADPEA Leave us alone, lao wai! 174 FCBADPEA Haven't you done enough damage? 175 FCBADPEA I hate you! 176 FCBADPEA Leave this city! 177 FCBADPEA Go home to your people! 178 FCBADPEA Do not darken my life with your face! 179 FCBADPEA What will it take to get rid of you? 100 FCCHEMST You see a Shi man with a scowl on his face. 101 FCCHEMST You see Dr. Jing Tie Gahng 102 FCCHEMST You see a Shi man with a lab coat. 103 FCCHEMST Who are you? What do you want? 104 FCCHEMST Wha? 105 FCCHEMST Who are YOU? 106 FCCHEMST I'm 107 FCCHEMST None of your business. 108 FCCHEMST Nothing. I'm leaving now. 109 FCCHEMST You don't belong here if you're an imbecile. Run along now, before I call the guards. 110 FCCHEMST You really don't understand me, do you? Perhaps you will understand the guards. Guards! Intruder! 111 FCCHEMST -done- 00000112 FCCHEMST I am Jing Tie Gahng. I am in charge of the chemical laboratory of the Steel Palace... and you are interrupting important work. Please leave. NOW - before I call the guards. 113 FCCHEMST Go ahead and call them, old man. 114 FCCHEMST Fine, fine. I'm leaving. 115 FCCHEMST Well, 116 FCCHEMST Yes. I'm here to obtain fuel for the Poseidon Oil tanker. 117 FCCHEMST I would like to know what you do here. 118 FCCHEMST I'm here to obtain fuel for the Hubologists. 119 FCCHEMST No. I'm just leaving now. 120 FCCHEMST Ahh, but you see, it is my business. This is my lab. Now, state your business. 121 FCCHEMST I'm here to obtain fuel for the Poseidon Oil tanker. 122 FCCHEMST I would like to know what you do here. 123 FCCHEMST I'm here to obtain fuel for the Hubologists. 124 FCCHEMST No. I'm just leaving now. 125 FCCHEMST You want fuel for the tanker? I want hardened power armor. I understand a Hubologist, one called Crocket, has a process whereby a regular suit of power armor can be upgraded. Get me such a suit and I will divert the fuel for you. 126 FCCHEMST I'll do that. 127 FCCHEMST I can't make any promises. 128 FCCHEMST I have one right here. 129 FCCHEMST I create compounds and devices for the Emperor and for the Emperor's advisor, Ken Lee. Currently, I'm working on fuel derivatives and polymers that will withstand massive attack. Of course, this is of no interest to you since it is, for the most part, theoretical. 130 FCCHEMST Actually, it is of interest. I'd like fuel for the Poseidon Oil Tanker. 131 FCCHEMST I'll bet it would be of interest to the Hubologists. They want fuel. 132 FCCHEMST Not yet, it's not. But I'll be back. 133 FCCHEMST They want fuel, do they? Well, as irritating as they are, they do have their uses. I have heard they have developed a process wherein they make a suit of power armor even more invincible. If they will upgrade such a suit of armor for me, I will pass the fuel along the pipeline. I assume it's for their toy spaceship. It is the one called Crocket that you will wish to speak with. 134 FCCHEMST I'll do that. 135 FCCHEMST I can't make any promises. 136 FCCHEMST I have one right here. 137 FCCHEMST Even if I wanted to help you, I could not. Our fuel reserves have been depleted. Perhaps you would be better off asking the Hubologists for their help. Goodbye. 138 FCCHEMST Oh. Well, that's all, then. 139 FCCHEMST That will be quite impossible. Our fuel supply has already vanished. Even if I wanted to help the Hubologists, which I do not, I couldn't. Good day. 140 FCCHEMST Okay. Bye. 141 FCCHEMST Good. Then let me get back to what I'm doing. 142 FCCHEMST -done- 00000143 FCCHEMST You can't do it? Then I can't sell you the fuel. Now go away. I'm busy. 144 FCCHEMST -done- 00000145 FCCHEMST You have hardened power armor? Excellent! How do you want to be paid? 146 FCCHEMST Channel fuel to the Hubologists in exchange for this. 147 FCCHEMST Channel fuel to the Poseidon Oil tanker. 148 FCCHEMST How about some money? I think $ 149 FCCHEMST I decided I'd rather keep it. 150 FCCHEMST Consider it done. I'll make the adjustments shortly. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must get back to work. 151 FCCHEMST Thanks. Bye. 152 FCCHEMST So much? Ah! Yet, for such a powerful suit of armor to study... very well. Here is your money. 153 FCCHEMST Thanks. So long. 154 FCCHEMST You want to keep it? Very well. If you should change your mind, let me know. 155 FCCHEMST I will. Bye. 156 FCCHEMST Fat chance. Bye. 157 FCCHEMST Guards! Guards! The outsider is back! Kill him! 158 FCCHEMST Have you spoken to this Hubologist who calls himself Crocket, and gotten the armor? 159 FCCHEMST No, not yet. 160 FCCHEMST Then why do you keep coming back here to bother me? 161 FCCHEMST Because I have some questions. 162 FCCHEMST I have no idea. Goodbye. 163 FCCHEMST Do not try my patience. 164 FCCHEMST What do you want? 165 FCCHEMST What do you do here? 166 FCCHEMST I'm here to obtain fuel for the Poseidon Oil Tanker. 167 FCCHEMST I'm here to obtain fuel for the Hubologists. 168 FCCHEMST Nothing. Sorry. 169 FCCHEMST We're all out of fuel now. I can't help you with anything else. I'm too busy with this armor. Good day. 170 FCCHEMST -Bye- 00000171 FCCHEMST . I'm just looking around. 172 FCCHEMST , do you actually have business here? 173 FCCHEMST would be nice. 100 FCCHIP You see a bald punk. 101 FCCHIP You see Chip. He looks better. 102 FCCHIP You see a bald punk. He seems much recovered. 103 FCCHIP Ooh, my guts... ow, ow, ow. 104 FCCHIP Duts? 105 FCCHIP Owie? 106 FCCHIP What's the matter with you? 107 FCCHIP You're in pain? Ha ha ha. 108 FCCHIP Who are you? 109 FCCHIP Do you have any information for me about my people? 110 FCCHIP Oooh, my guts. I'm in pain. Please leave me alone. 111 FCCHIP Okey-dokey. 112 FCCHIP What's the matter with me? I'll tell you: It's that I got drunk last week, started gambling with Lao Chou, and lost. I was so blind drunk that I bet my spleen. Now he has it, and I need it back. 113 FCCHIP You SOLD your spleen? 114 FCCHIP That's too bad. 115 FCCHIP What a dummy you must be. 116 FCCHIP Yeah, well, I need some information instead of your bellyaching. 117 FCCHIP ::he gasps for air:: Fuck you. 118 FCCHIP ::he gasps for air:: Piss off. 119 FCCHIP Yeah, whatever. 120 FCCHIP Hey, I changed my mind. I want to help. 121 FCCHIP Yeah, I sold it. I was drunk! Plus, I think Lao Chou slipped some Jet in my drink. I need my spleen back because I'm getting infections now. 122 FCCHIP Hey, you lost it. It's your problem. You deal with it. 123 FCCHIP Well, hell, I'll take a look for it. 124 FCCHIP Yes, it is. I need my spleen back because I'm getting infections now. 125 FCCHIP Hey, you lost it. It's your problem. You deal with it. 126 FCCHIP Well, hell, I'll take a look for it. 127 FCCHIP I really appreciate this. Go talk to Lao Chou, the merchant, and tell him I need my spleen back. 128 FCCHIP I'll be back. 129 FCCHIP I'm Chip. And I'm in a lot of pain. 130 FCCHIP What's the matter with you? 131 FCCHIP You're in pain? Ha ha ha. 132 FCCHIP That's too bad. So long. 133 FCCHIP Information? I'm in pain and you want information? 134 FCCHIP What's the matter with you? 135 FCCHIP You're in pain? Ha ha ha. 136 FCCHIP Forget it. 137 FCCHIP Have you found my spleen yet? 138 FCCHIP Yes. Dr. Wong Yi Tze has it, and he'll give it back to you. Go talk to him about it. 139 FCCHIP Yes. Go check out Dr. Wong's corpse. 140 FCCHIP Kind of. Dr. Wong Yi Tze has it. He doesn't want to give it to me. 141 FCCHIP I found out where it is, but I think Dr. Wong has eaten it. 142 FCCHIP No, not yet. But I will. 143 FCCHIP No. Actually, I'm not looking. 144 FCCHIP All right. ::pant:: Before I do, maybe we ought to set up a way to get it back in me. Talk to Dr. Fung about that, right? Thanks. 145 FCCHIP All right. 146 FCCHIP No. 147 FCCHIP I really appreciate what you're doing for me. I won't forget it. 148 FCCHIP No prob. 149 FCCHIP Dude, I can't really get places without a lot of effort. If you can't help me, I'm screwed. 150 FCCHIP Fine. I'll go talk to Fung. 151 FCCHIP Fine. I don't give a crap about you anyway. 152 FCCHIP If you could do something about it... kill him, or talk some sense into him, or something... I'll die without it. 153 FCCHIP I'll see what I can do. 154 FCCHIP Sorry, man... I think you're screwed. I can't help. 155 FCCHIP With no spleen, I'm going to die. Thanks for your help anyway. 156 FCCHIP I found it. Go over to Dr. Wong's place. 157 FCCHIP Oh, I'll cover you. Get over to Fung's. 158 FCCHIP No prob. Good luck. 159 FCCHIP Did you talk to Fung? 160 FCCHIP Yeah, and he says he'll stick it in you for free. 161 FCCHIP Yeah, and he's charging me $1,000. 163 FCCHIP Wow. You have some serious connections. Come back in a day and I'll see what help I can give you. 164 FCCHIP You got it. 165 FCCHIP Can you cover me? 166 FCCHIP Yeah, I suppose. 167 FCCHIP No. 168 FCCHIP I really appreciate this. Come back in a day and I'll see what help I can give you. 169 FCCHIP You better. 170 FCCHIP I can't afford to do this on my own. I guess I'm going to die. 171 FCCHIP Oh, fine, I'll cover you. 172 FCCHIP Tough. I'm broke. 173 FCCHIP I can't tell you how much better I feel. Now, what was it you wanted from me? 174 FCCHIP How do I run this boat? 175 FCCHIP Where are my people? Do you know? 176 FCCHIP I need some computer work done. 177 FCCHIP Nothing right now, thanks. Bye. 178 FCCHIP Check with the Captain. He lives in the captain's office upstairs. 179 FCCHIP Thanks. More questions... 180 FCCHIP Thanks. Bye. 181 FCCHIP Word has it they got taken west, across the water. Your best bet in getting there is getting this tub running. 182 FCCHIP Thanks. More questions... 183 FCCHIP Thanks. Bye. 184 FCCHIP Computer work? If you can't get it from the Shi or the Hubologists, you'll want to talk to Badger. He's a whiz. 185 FCCHIP Thanks. More questions... 186 FCCHIP Thanks. Bye. 187 FCCHIP Shit. Talk to the Hubologists or the Shi. With Badger dead, I have no idea. 188 FCCHIP Thanks. More questions... 189 FCCHIP Thanks. Bye. 190 FCCHIP Scumbag. 191 FCCHIP You're going to need some painkillers. 192 FCCHIP Dirtball. I'm going to work you over. 193 FCCHIP You see a bald punk. 194 FCCHIP You see Chip. He appears to be in a lot of pain. 195 FCCHIP You see a bald punk. He is holding his side and gasping in pain. 196 FCCHIP All right. I will talk to Fung. 197 FCCHIP Any more luck with my spleen? 198 FCCHIP Yeah, and he wanted $1000 - but I paid for it. 199 FCCHIP Thanks for all your help, buddy. 100 FCCROCKE You see a fairly young, balding scientist. He looks intent on his job. 101 FCCROCKE You see Crocket, the Hubologist scientist. 102 FCCROCKE You see a relatively young, balding scientist. He seems like a slovenly geek. 103 FCCROCKE Yeah? Whaddya want? 104 FCCROCKE Agh. Um. Duur. 105 FCCROCKE Dr. Jing sent me. He wants some hardened power armor. 106 FCCROCKE You can upgrade power armor? 107 FCCROCKE Who are you? 108 FCCROCKE What do you do here? 109 FCCROCKE Nothing, thanks. 110 FCCROCKE I swear, there are more subhumans running around every single day. Shoo! Shoo! 111 FCCROCKE Awww. 112 FCCROCKE Yeah, I can do that. But what are you willing to trade for it? 113 FCCROCKE Dr. Jing will probably be willing to sell you fuel for the spaceship. 114 FCCROCKE I can pay for it. 115 FCCROCKE I'll let you live. 116 FCCROCKE Nothing. Forget it. 117 FCCROCKE I'm Crocket. I'm a scientist and fix-it guy. Can I get back to it? 118 FCCROCKE No. I have more questions. 119 FCCROCKE Yeah, sure. 120 FCCROCKE I develop new technology and I get my share of cultist tail, if you catch my meaning. 121 FCCROCKE So you're not an Hubologist? 122 FCCROCKE I got it. I have more questions. 123 FCCROCKE No. What do you mean? 124 FCCROCKE What new tech have you developed? 125 FCCROCKE Loud and clear. See ya. 126 FCCROCKE Well... I *guess* that'll have to do. It's a deal. Do you have the armor to be hardened on you? 127 FCCROCKE Yes. 128 FCCROCKE No. 129 FCCROCKE Great. That'll cost you $10,000, straight up, no bartering. I need some new equipment. 130 FCCROCKE $10,000? That's outrageous! I don't have that kind of money! 131 FCCROCKE All right. Here you go. 132 FCCROCKE I'll get back to you. 133 FCCROCKE ::he looks amused:: Are you really threatening me for this? 134 FCCROCKE Yes. Do it or die. 135 FCCROCKE No, I was just kidding. 136 FCCROCKE Leave it here for a day and I'll do it. Before you go, you ought to know I've only got the material to do this for two sets of armor. 137 FCCROCKE Sure thing. I have more questions. 138 FCCROCKE I'll be back for the armor. 139 FCCROCKE I can't very well work my magic on it if you don't have it. Come back when you do. 140 FCCROCKE I have more questions. 141 FCCROCKE Bye. 142 FCCROCKE ::he shrugs:: You want this armor or not? It's $10,000 flat out. 143 FCCROCKE I'll get back to you. 144 FCCROCKE Fine. Here. 145 FCCROCKE Highway robbery. No way. 146 FCCROCKE ::he looks into your eyes and decides that you're serious:: Do you have the armor here? 147 FCCROCKE Yes. 148 FCCROCKE No. 149 FCCROCKE ::he looks into your eyes and decides that you're bluffing:: Try it, bucko. You'll have guards down on your ass and you'll never learn how to harden your armor. 150 FCCROCKE Fine. Die, pencil neck. 151 FCCROCKE Shit. You called my bluff. 152 FCCROCKE Bluffer. I think we'll see what the guards have to say about this. 153 FCCROCKE Dammit! 154 FCCROCKE These guys don't know real science - I help them justify their extravagance in exchange for some downtime with the ladies and a hefty salary. 155 FCCROCKE Hmm. I had more questions I wanted to ask. 156 FCCROCKE Not bad at all. See ya. 157 FCCROCKE Let's see... I built a nuclear reactor for the spaceship. I created the hardening process for power armor. And I fix things that are broken. 158 FCCROCKE I see. Well, I have more questions. 159 FCCROCKE Hmm. Gotta go. Bye. 160 FCCROCKE Hey, I got no beef with you. Just don't hurt me. 161 FCCROCKE I have some questions for you. 162 FCCROCKE I'm here for my armor. 163 FCCROCKE Too late. 164 FCCROCKE Bye. 165 FCCROCKE It's not ready yet. You have to give me time! 166 FCCROCKE Fine. I have some questions. 167 FCCROCKE Fine. I'll be back. 168 FCCROCKE I've got it right here for you. Take it, take it. 169 FCCROCKE Thanks. I have questions. 170 FCCROCKE Thanks. 171 FCCROCKE Thanks. NOW you can die. 172 FCCROCKE I'm out of chemicals for it. Sorry. 173 FCCROCKE Then you can answer me some questions. 174 FCCROCKE Then you can die. 175 FCCROCKE Oh. Damn. Bye. 176 FCCROCKE So where's my fuel? You promised me fuel, asshole. 177 FCCROCKE You'll get it, you'll get it. Now answer some questions. 178 FCCROCKE Yeah, well, I screwed you. 179 FCCROCKE And for the last time, too. GUARDS! 180 FCCROCKE Die, asshole. 181 FCCROCKE Shit. I'm outta here. 182 FCCROCKE Ok, now what do ya want? 183 FCCROCKE You ready to pay the $10k this time? 184 FCCROCKE Leave it here for a day and I'll do it. Remember though, this is the last set I can make. 100 FCDAVEH You see a sandy-haired man. 101 FCDAVEH You see Dave H. 102 FCDAVEH You see a sandy-haired man with a hopeful glint to his eye. 103 FCDAVEH Why do you want to hurt us? 104 FCDAVEH Greetings, enlightened one. 105 FCDAVEH I'm going to move on Vikki... umm... soon. 106 FCDAVEH How can I help you? 107 FCDAVEH What do you want? 108 FCDAVEH Da... oooh... 109 FCDAVEH Who are you? 110 FCDAVEH What do you do here? 111 FCDAVEH I talked to Vikki. She and Juan made fun of you and said you're not a real man. 112 FCDAVEH I talked to Vikki. She said you're hot and she wants you sometime. 113 FCDAVEH You want me to talk Vikki up for you? 114 FCDAVEH In no way. Thanks. 115 FCDAVEH Ummm... oookay. Whatever. Say, what's that over there? [as you turn to look, he whips back to what he was doing and ignores you] 116 FCDAVEH -done- 00000117 FCDAVEH I'm Dave Handy. I'm down from Canada. 118 FCDAVEH So, what do you do here? 119 FCDAVEH What brought you down? 120 FCDAVEH Thanks. Bye. 121 FCDAVEH I show these guys how to move their data and I answer stupid questions all day long. 122 FCDAVEH Would you be able to hack into the Shi database? 123 FCDAVEH What sort of stupid questions? 124 FCDAVEH Well, I have other questions for you. 125 FCDAVEH Sounds great. Bye. 126 FCDAVEH Promise not to laugh. 127 FCDAVEH Okay. 128 FCDAVEH No, forget it. 129 FCDAVEH The Hub recruiter, Vikki Goldman. I saw one of her movies up in Canada, and I just knew that she'd fall in love with me. It hasn't happened yet, but I'm working on it. 130 FCDAVEH I'll keep it under my hat. I have some more questions. 131 FCDAVEH Ha ha! What a schlepp you are! She's a porn star, buddy. She doesn't want you. 132 FCDAVEH You realize that she'll just act interested in you to make sure you stay a good Hubologist, right? 133 FCDAVEH Well, yeah... but it's worth it in case something happens! 134 FCDAVEH If you say so... if you say so. I have more questions. 135 FCDAVEH Whatever. See you. 136 FCDAVEH ::he sits in stunned silence for a moment:: ::pain crosses his face:: Oh well. ::he turns his head away:: 137 FCDAVEH I'll bet you want to get back at her. 138 FCDAVEH Sorry. I have more questions. 139 FCDAVEH Having delivered that news... so long! 140 FCDAVEH You bet I do. What do you need? 141 FCDAVEH I need the vertibird plans from your computer. 142 FCDAVEH I need you to format the Hubologist hard drive. 143 FCDAVEH I want you to hack into the Shi databases and get some fuel channeled to the Poseidon tanker. 144 FCDAVEH I want you to reroute the fuel from the spaceship into the Poseidon tanker. 145 FCDAVEH Nothing. So long. 146 FCDAVEH There you go. Now get out of here. I'm going to format the computer and leave. 147 FCDAVEH I need the vertibird plans from your computer. 148 FCDAVEH I want you to hack into the Shi databases and get some fuel channeled to the Poseidon tanker. 149 FCDAVEH I want you to reroute the fuel from the spaceship into the Poseidon tanker. 150 FCDAVEH Well, I was really just kidding. She didn't actually say that. 151 FCDAVEH Good luck. See ya! 152 FCDAVEH There. Teach these bastards to use and reject me. Goodbye. 153 FCDAVEH Well, I was really just kidding. She didn't actually say that. 154 FCDAVEH Goodbye. 155 FCDAVEH She didn't say that. Oh good. 156 FCDAVEH So, I've done all this harm for nothing. I'm going to kill you now. 157 FCDAVEH Try it. 158 FCDAVEH She did? Really? Wow. ::a beatific smile slowly crosses his face:: Thanks! What can I do for you? 159 FCDAVEH I need the vertibird plans from your computer. 160 FCDAVEH I need you to format the Hubologist hard drive. 161 FCDAVEH I want you to hack into the Shi databases and get some fuel channeled to the Poseidon tanker. 162 FCDAVEH I want you to reroute the fuel from the spaceship into the Poseidon tanker. 163 FCDAVEH Ahh, nothing. Go on and have some fun. 164 FCDAVEH There you go. Anything else? 165 FCDAVEH I need the vertibird plans from your computer. 166 FCDAVEH I need you to format the Hubologist hard drive. 167 FCDAVEH I want you to reroute the fuel from the spaceship into the Poseidon tanker. 168 FCDAVEH I want you to hack into the Shi databases and get some fuel channeled to the Poseidon tanker. 169 FCDAVEH Nope. So long! 170 FCDAVEH Format the hard drive? Are you kidding? No way! I can't do that! 171 FCDAVEH It's just a routine cleaning. I've backed up everything else already. 172 FCDAVEH Oh, all right. I have more questions. 173 FCDAVEH Oh, all right. Bye. 174 FCDAVEH Oh. Well, if you've backed everything up, I'll do it. ::he taps at the keyboard:: There you go. 175 FCDAVEH Thanks! So long! 176 FCDAVEH I just played you like a sucker. So long! 177 FCDAVEH I'll check that myself. I don't think it's safe to format the mainframe just yet. 178 FCDAVEH All right. I have more questions. 179 FCDAVEH All right. Bye. 180 FCDAVEH No, no... I'd be too embarrassed. 181 FCDAVEH Fine, fine. I have more questions. 182 FCDAVEH Fine, fine. 183 FCDAVEH I should be able to. But only if you have a specific task in mind. 184 FCDAVEH Divert fuel into the Poseidon tanker. 185 FCDAVEH Can't think of anything specific right now. I'll let you know. 186 FCDAVEH Oh, like: 187 FCDAVEH "Does my terminal have 3D-card support?" 188 FCDAVEH "Why can't I get multiuser hookup?" 189 FCDAVEH "I think we ought to change the interface, even though this one works perfectly well!" 190 FCDAVEH "Why can't I use a sword or a chainsaw on my monitor?" 191 FCDAVEH "I should be able to have two guns. Why can't I use two guns?" 192 FCDAVEH "The interface on my terminal is slow and clunky. I think it's your fault". 193 FCDAVEH Like that. 194 FCDAVEH I see. Those people sound like they're lots of fun. I have more questions. 195 FCDAVEH I see. Well, so long. 196 FCDAVEH I could do that. But I'd need a good reason to do it, and I just don't have that. Sorry. Anything else? 197 FCDAVEH Yes, I have more questions. 198 FCDAVEH No, I guess not. 199 FCDAVEH Sorry, their system hasn't been responding for a while. There's no way for me to get into it. 100 FCDJOSH You see a man in metal armor. 101 FCDJOSH You see Joshua. 102 FCDJOSH You see a man wearing metal armor with a lightning bolt insignia on it. 103 FCDJOSH Hello, 104 FCDJOSH . I'm Joshua. What can I do for you? 105 FCDJOSH How you know name? 106 FCDJOSH How do you know my name? 107 FCDJOSH Your recent activities have drawn attention to you. People talk and people listen, and word gets around. You need to remember that you are only one small fish in an ocean of sharks, 108 FCDJOSH . 109 FCDJOSH What that mean? 110 FCDJOSH What do you mean by that? 111 FCDJOSH Let's just say that you're the new kid on the block and you don't know what's going on in the neighborhood. There's a lot more going on than your simple quest... 112 FCDJOSH Go on. 113 FCDJOSH Go on, I'm listening. 114 FCDJOSH I've said enough for now. I think you should get about your business. 115 FCDJOSH Wait, me need ask question. 116 FCDJOSH Wait, I need to ask you some questions. 117 FCDJOSH All right, you're allowed one question. What will it be? 118 FCDJOSH You know where me find GECK? 119 FCDJOSH You know where me find Vault 13? 120 FCDJOSH Me look for trader name Vic. Where I find? 121 FCDJOSH Do you know where I can find a GECK? 122 FCDJOSH Do you know where I can find Vault 13? 123 FCDJOSH I'm looking for a trader named Vic. Do you know where I can find him? 124 FCDJOSH The GECKs were a standard issue item for all vaults. If memory serves me right they were to be used after the vault opened to rebuild civilization. I can only assume that one could be found in an unopened vault. Good luck, 125 FCDJOSH Thanks. 126 FCDJOSH I've heard plenty of tales about Vault 13 and none of them speak of its whereabouts. Good luck, 127 FCDJOSH Thanks. 128 FCDJOSH Vic has run afoul of the slaver's guild. You can find him there. Good luck, 129 FCDJOSH Wait! Where I find guild? 130 FCDJOSH Wait, can you tell me where the slaver's guild is? 131 FCDJOSH Hello again. I have nothing more to say to you. 132 FCDJOSH . Well... You've certainly come a long way from the simple tribesman. You should visit our New California Republic office some time. You might find it rewarding. Now, if you'll excuse me... 133 FCDJOSH Hello again. I have nothing more to say to you. 134 FCDJOSH Wait... 135 FCDJOSH That is a private office. 136 FCDJOSH There is nothing for you in there. 100 FCDOCKID You see a kid. 101 FCDOCKID You see a dock kid. 102 FCDOCKID You see a kid. 103 FCDOCKID I don't like this place. 104 FCDOCKID There's a big dead smelly fish on the beach. 105 FCDOCKID Eww! What's that? 106 FCDOCKID The air smells funny here. 107 FCDOCKID Wanna go swimming? 108 FCDOCKID I'm gonna go play. 109 FCDOCKID Where's my mommy? 110 FCDOCKID We live on the beach! 111 FCDOCKID I'm boooored. 112 FCDOCKID Eeeee! 113 FCDOCKID Help! 114 FCDOCKID Oh no! The boogeyman! 115 FCDOCKID Mommeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 100 FCDOCSQA You see a dirty, ill-kempt person. 101 FCDOCSQA You see a squatter. 102 FCDOCSQA You see a dirty, ill-kempt person. 103 FCDOCSQA This is one of the best homes we've had in years! 104 FCDOCSQA Ahh... sea air! 105 FCDOCSQA This is the life, eh? No bosses, no governments... just the clean sea breeze. 106 FCDOCSQA There's a car in the ocean there. Too bad it's rusted out. 107 FCDOCSQA I'll bet the kids love it here. 108 FCDOCSQA Fresh seafood every night! Tasty, even if it has two heads. 109 FCDOCSQA Our neighbors are certainly "interesting." 110 FCDOCSQA We'll be moving on sometime, I'm sure. 111 FCDOCSQA You like our homes? 112 FCDOCSQA I love living on the beach. 113 FCDOCSQA Please don't hurt me! 114 FCDOCSQA No! Don't hurt me! 115 FCDOCSQA Leave my children alone! 116 FCDOCSQA Stop! Don't hurt us! 117 FCDOCSQA I'll do anything! 118 FCDOCSQA Help! 119 FCDOCSQA Oh no! An oppressor! 120 FCDOCSQA Oh, if only we had guards! 100 FCDOKWRK You see a Shi peasant. 101 FCDOKWRK You see a dockworker. 102 FCDOKWRK You see a Shi peasant whose clothes are smeared with fish scales, tar, and salt. 103 FCDOKWRK Nice day to be at the ocean. 104 FCDOKWRK I always did like the waves. 105 FCDOKWRK You like fish juice? 106 FCDOKWRK Sun, fresh air, and seafood. What more could anyone want but a bath? 107 FCDOKWRK I am getting sick of fish. 108 FCDOKWRK My back hurts. 109 FCDOKWRK Oh, look... Another tourist. 112 FCDOKWRK Look out for the monsters in the tanker. Oh, wait... I guess you already did. 113 FCDOKWRK So you're getting through the tanker all right? 114 FCDOKWRK That tanker's a tough place. That's what the punks say. 115 FCDOKWRK Are you getting somewhere in there? 116 FCDOKWRK Nice day to be at the ocean. 117 FCDOKWRK I always did like the waves. 118 FCDOKWRK You like fish juice? 119 FCDOKWRK Sun, fresh air, and seafood. What more could anyone want but a bath? 120 FCDOKWRK I am getting sick of fish. 121 FCDOKWRK My back hurts. 122 FCDOKWRK Oh, look... another tourist. 150 FCDOKWRK Time to die, tourist. 151 FCDOKWRK Think you can handle a dock fight? 152 FCDOKWRK I don't think you'll be too tough. 100 FCDRAGON You see a barechested Shi man. 101 FCDRAGON You see the Dragon, hero to many of the Shi peasants. 102 FCDRAGON You see a barechested, well-muscled man whose hands look like dangerous weapons. 103 FCDRAGON How may I be of assistance? 104 FCDRAGON Dinkle humper doo! 105 FCDRAGON You who? 106 FCDRAGON Who was that you were fighting? 107 FCDRAGON Who are you? 108 FCDRAGON Teach me how to fight. 109 FCDRAGON I wish to challenge you. 110 FCDRAGON Forget it. 111 FCDRAGON I am afraid I do not understand your language. ::he bows:: Good day. 112 FCDRAGON Byeeeee! 113 FCDRAGON I am the Dragon, friend. I fight oppression and my enemy, Lo Pan, who desires to control this town. I fight, and I teach others to fight. 114 FCDRAGON Teach me! 115 FCDRAGON Tank yu. 116 FCDRAGON Then we will begin. 117 FCDRAGON -done- 00000118 FCDRAGON ::he looks at you closely:: I do not believe you would use the knowledge for good. Good day. 119 FCDRAGON Grrr! 120 FCDRAGON Please excuse my rudeness. I cannot speak with you right now. 121 FCDRAGON Duhhh... okay! 122 FCDRAGON That was Lo Pan. He is my sworn enemy and my rival. If he triumphs over me, then I fear for the good of the people. 123 FCDRAGON The people are sheep. You should serve yourself. 124 FCDRAGON Then you must triumph. 125 FCDRAGON I see. I have more questions. 126 FCDRAGON You truly believe this? Then perhaps you should deal with Lo Pan. Good day. 127 FCDRAGON -done- 00000128 FCDRAGON That I must. Yet we are still evenly matched, I fear. Even in our followers, we are matched. It will take one person to throw the balance. 129 FCDRAGON I am that person. 130 FCDRAGON I see. Well, I have more questions. 131 FCDRAGON I see. Well, so long. 132 FCDRAGON Are you? Perhaps we should test you. I will only have him bested in honest combat. 133 FCDRAGON Hey, he's going to die one way or the other. What difference does it make? 134 FCDRAGON Sounds fair to me. How does this test work? 135 FCDRAGON Oh. Well, in that case, I gotta go. 136 FCDRAGON Those who fight without honor are no better than animals! 137 FCDRAGON Okay, Pollyanna. Relax. 138 FCDRAGON I call it smart fighting. "Honor" is a word invented to glorify killers. 139 FCDRAGON Got it. I have more questions. 140 FCDRAGON Riiight. See ya. 141 FCDRAGON First we determine if you wish this to be a fight to the finish, or a test of your skills against mine. 142 FCDRAGON To the finish. I can take you. 143 FCDRAGON A test of skills. I don't want to kill you. 144 FCDRAGON Neither. Forget it. 145 FCDRAGON You are not the right one for this duty. Good day. 146 FCDRAGON -done- 00000147 FCDRAGON You think so? War and fighting seem unavoidable. Better we should fight with rules and codes than giving in to sheer destruction. 148 FCDRAGON I win any way I can. 149 FCDRAGON If we have to fight, then we should fight to survive. If someone is trying to kill me, I will defend myself by whatever means possible. 150 FCDRAGON Hm. You have a point. Well, I have more questions. 151 FCDRAGON Yeah, okay. Bye. 152 FCDRAGON Very well. Let us enter the ring and fight until one of us can no longer move. 153 FCDRAGON - attack now, with armor and weapons - 00000154 FCDRAGON - enter the ring, remove armor and weapons, and fight hand to hand - 00000155 FCDRAGON Ah, a warrior. I shall pit you against my men to see how well you fare. Let us begin. 156 FCDRAGON -begin- 00000157 FCDRAGON Yet, in a formalized fighting environment, you cannot dispute that you have entered this arena of your own choosing. Once you have so entered, should you not abide by its rules? 158 FCDRAGON Yes, probably. But in a live or die situation, you must do anything to survive. 159 FCDRAGON No, I don't think so. 160 FCDRAGON You have a point. Well then. If you wish to fight Lo Pan, will you do it unarmed and unarmored? If we are to ask for your aid in this, we request that you abide by our rules. 161 FCDRAGON Yeah, I'll do it your way. 162 FCDRAGON Nope. Forget it. 163 FCDRAGON Excellent. Then let us see if your skills are strong enough to fight Lo Pan. 164 FCDRAGON Let's go. 165 FCDRAGON Not right now. I'll come back for it later. 166 FCDRAGON I am the Dragon, protector of the people and sworn enemy of Lo Pan. He and I are the last masters of our fighting style. 167 FCDRAGON I'm not too bad at hand-to-hand combat myself. Wanna give me a try? 168 FCDRAGON That's interesting. Must be rewarding. I have more questions. 169 FCDRAGON Thanks. Bye. 170 FCDRAGON You have attempted to dishonor my people, so now I must kill you. I apologize if I hurt you as you die. 171 FCDRAGON -done- 00000172 FCDRAGON Do not speak to me, sheep of the Hub. I have no use for your kind. 173 FCDRAGON -done- 00000174 FCDRAGON You have the honor of a pig and the morals of a lungfish. I do not wish to associate with you. 175 FCDRAGON -done- 00000176 FCDRAGON You are truly amazing in your fighting skills. Will you fight Lo Pan? 177 FCDRAGON Yes. I'll do it right now. 178 FCDRAGON It's not really my fight. 179 FCDRAGON Sure. But I have some questions. 180 FCDRAGON I understand. Should you change your mind, you know where to find him. Simply tell him you come in the name of the Dragon. 181 FCDRAGON Right. I have questions. 182 FCDRAGON Err... okay. Bye. 183 FCDRAGON I have recently returned from a mission of honor. We were strong that night. 184 FCDRAGON Great. I have questions. 185 FCDRAGON Great. Bye. 186 FCDRAGON Lo Pan is dead! I have you to thank, I am sure. Now I am confident that my school will lead our fighting style into the future. 187 FCDRAGON Great. I have questions. 188 FCDRAGON Great. Bye. 189 FCDRAGON Your kung fu is no good here. 190 FCDRAGON I'll beat you someday, Dragon. 191 FCDRAGON I will be waiting for you, Lo Pan. 200 FCDRAGON The Dragon detects your advance and you slip by him. 201 FCDRAGON A thief has no honor among the Shi. Leave now. 202 FCDRAGON I warned you to leave. Now you shall pay. 203 FCDRAGON It appears that you need no more training from me. 204 FCDRAGON Lessons are more than just physical, grasshopper. Ponder this and return tommorow. 205 FCDRAGON I am Master Ziggy, your final test. 206 FCDRAGON I am Zurak. Be ready. 207 FCDRAGON I am Jimmy. Prepare yourself. 208 FCDRAGON I am Herb. You will get no further. 209 FCDRAGON I am Jobe. It is your time to be beaten. 210 FCDRAGON I am Master Rube. You are finished. 211 FCDRAGON FIGHT! 212 FCDRAGON Training is still in your future. 213 FCDRAGON And away we go! 214 FCDRAGON You have beaten the Dragon in mortal combat. Although a fair fight, his loss will be felt by many. 215 FCDRAGON You have already defeated my men, and you have passed my test. You are ready fight Lo Pan. 216 FCDRAGON Your skills will only be advanced though their use. I can no longer help you in your study. 217 FCDRAGON Let us begin. Follow my lead. 218 FCDRAGON Training is done for the day. 219 FCDRAGON The Dragon is very good, but you have learned. 220 FCDRAGON You have already defeated my men. No others wish to challenge you. 221 FCDRAGON Even though you did not know, you have helped our cause by removing Lo Pan. You have our thanks. 222 FCDRAGON It was my pleasure. Bye. 223 FCDRAGON You Welcome. Bye bye. 224 FCDRAGON Your welcome. Can I ask a question? 225 FCDRAGON Welcome. Me ask? 226 FCDRAGON You WIN! 227 FCDRAGON You LOSE! 228 FCDRAGON Next Opponent! 230 FCDRAGON First, you will need to prove you can do it. I will have you go up against five of my fighters - one at a time. If you beat them then you will receive your final test. 231 FCDRAGON What is that? 232 FCDRAGON Sounds like too much trouble. Bye. 233 FCDRAGON Humbly, I will test your abilities myself. However, none of these battles will be to the death. 234 FCDRAGON Ok, let's do this. 235 FCDRAGON You can take care of Lo Pan yourself. 236 FCDRAGON [The Dragon studies you] I regretfully cannot let one of your skill level hurt themself. 237 FCDRAGON Ok, but can I ask something else? 100 FCDRFUNG You see a wizened old man wearing a white smock. 101 FCDRFUNG This is Dr. Fung. 102 FCDRFUNG You see a wizened old man wearing a white smock 103 FCDRFUNG Help you with something? 104 FCDRFUNG Owie! Ouch! Owwwwwww! 105 FCDRFUNG Yeah - I'm hurt and it looks like you're a doctor. 106 FCDRFUNG Yes. I need a doctor for my friend. 107 FCDRFUNG Do you have any stimpacks? I'd like to buy some. 108 FCDRFUNG Who are you? 109 FCDRFUNG I have a friend who's missing a spleen. Can you help him? 110 FCDRFUNG What can you tell me about this place? 111 FCDRFUNG Bye. 112 FCDRFUNG Let me take a look at that. Hmm. Yes. I'll have to charge you, of course. 113 FCDRFUNG How much? 114 FCDRFUNG Forget it. 115 FCDRFUNG I can heal... but for a price, you understand. 116 FCDRFUNG How much? 117 FCDRFUNG Forget it. 118 FCDRFUNG Who am I? I am Dr. Fung. I teach and I heal. 119 FCDRFUNG Dr. Fung? Do you know Doc Holliday? 120 FCDRFUNG Pleased to meet you. I need healing. 121 FCDRFUNG A friend of mine needs to be healed. 122 FCDRFUNG I see. Thanks. Bye. 123 FCDRFUNG Holliday? Yes! I taught him all he knows! Where is he now? 124 FCDRFUNG He's living in Broken Hills. 125 FCDRFUNG He went home, did he. I hope he has found peace there. 126 FCDRFUNG I think he has. I have more questions. 127 FCDRFUNG Probably. I have to go. Bye. 128 FCDRFUNG That'll cost you $100. 129 FCDRFUNG I'll pay. 130 FCDRFUNG Forget it. 131 FCDRFUNG This appears serious. That will cost $200. 132 FCDRFUNG I'll pay. 133 FCDRFUNG Forget it. 134 FCDRFUNG Those are impressive wounds. $300 is all it takes to procure my services. 135 FCDRFUNG I'll pay. 136 FCDRFUNG Forget it. 137 FCDRFUNG For this much damage, I'm afraid that I will have to demand $400. 138 FCDRFUNG I'll pay. 139 FCDRFUNG Forget it. 140 FCDRFUNG Sit down. You'll need to when you hear my bill. Crippled limbs cost $600. 141 FCDRFUNG I'll pay. 142 FCDRFUNG Forget it. 158 FCDRFUNG What? You do not have the money? How do you expect me to survive if you ask me for free healing? 159 FCDRFUNG Do you have stimpacks? 160 FCDRFUNG No thanks. 161 FCDRFUNG It has been a pleasure doing business with you. 162 FCDRFUNG Thanks. 163 FCDRFUNG Your offer, sadly, is not acceptable. 164 FCDRFUNG How about this? 165 FCDRFUNG It's all I want to offer. So long. 166 FCDRFUNG You're hurt? Tsk, tsk. Ancient remedy will cure that. 167 FCDRFUNG O-kay! 169 FCDRFUNG We're done. Now, you go and be careful! 170 FCDRFUNG Tanks! 171 FCDRFUNG You need more? 172 FCDRFUNG I need healing. 173 FCDRFUNG I have a friend who needs healing. 174 FCDRFUNG Who are you? 175 FCDRFUNG Tell me about this place. 176 FCDRFUNG I have a friend who's missing a spleen. Can you help him? 177 FCDRFUNG No. Thanks, though. 178 FCDRFUNG You have come to the right person. Would you like long history or short? 179 FCDRFUNG Long. 180 FCDRFUNG Short. 181 FCDRFUNG Neither. I have other questions, though. 182 FCDRFUNG Our people landed here on the submarine Shih-huang-ti, when the missiles exploded over the world. With the aid of a cult, we, the Shi, rebuilt San Francisco. That is the short version. 183 FCDRFUNG How about the long version? 184 FCDRFUNG Thanks. I have more questions. 185 FCDRFUNG Thanks. 186 FCDRFUNG The long version is this: We are here because our people are the descendants of the crew of a nuclear submarine, called the Shih-huang-ti. When the missiles fell in the Great Deluge, the systems aboard the submarine failed and we drifted in the dark for many days. 187 FCDRFUNG -more- 00000188 FCDRFUNG At last, we drifted ashore. We found ourselves near the ruins of San Francisco. Most of the city was devastated in the war. We had to recreate society based on the few survivors who had crept back to the city. 189 FCDRFUNG -more- 00000190 FCDRFUNG We rebuilt with what we could find, and we have scientists and technology the world must envy. We are rebuilding civilization, but not as that horrid Master creature did. 191 FCDRFUNG I see. I have more questions. 192 FCDRFUNG Thanks. Bye. 193 FCDRFUNG Of course I can. And since you are aware of Doc Holliday... I will do it for no more than the sake of friendship. Tell your spleenless friend to come here and I will replace it for him. 194 FCDRFUNG Thanks! I have more questions. 195 FCDRFUNG Thanks! 196 FCDRFUNG Yes. I can do this. It will cost you $1000 dollars to do it. Up front. Do you accept? 197 FCDRFUNG Yes. 198 FCDRFUNG No. 199 FCDRFUNG Tell your friend to come here and I will replace it for him. 200 FCDRFUNG Thanks. I have more questions. 201 FCDRFUNG Thanks. 202 FCDRFUNG I can do nothing for him, until you have the $1000. Good day. 203 FCDRFUNG Good day. 204 FCDRFUNG I do not treat the enemies of my people. My humble apologies. 205 FCDRFUNG Honored sir, I recommend you seek out your cult's doctors. 206 FCDRFUNG What can you tell me about armor implants? 207 FCDRFUNG I helped write the article on armor implants. All it takes is my expertise and your materials. What sort of implants do you desire? 208 FCDRFUNG What sort are there? 209 FCDRFUNG The dermal implants. 210 FCDRFUNG The dermal upgrade. 211 FCDRFUNG Phoenix implants. 212 FCDRFUNG The Phoenix upgrade. 213 FCDRFUNG Umm� forget it. I have other questions. 214 FCDRFUNG None, actually. Bye. 215 FCDRFUNG We have dermal implants, which protect against concussive damage. If you like that work, we can add a single enhancement to it. We also have Phoenix implants, which protect against heat-based attacks, and which also have an upgrade available. If you�re interested in the upgrades, you will of course have to wait until the initial set has been installed. And before you ask, yes, you CAN have all four operations. 216 FCDRFUNG Great. I�ll take the dermal implants. 217 FCDRFUNG I want the dermal implants. 218 FCDRFUNG Give me the dermal upgrade. 219 FCDRFUNG I�d like the Phoenix implants. 220 FCDRFUNG Time for the Phoenix upgrade. 221 FCDRFUNG Umm� forget it. I have other questions. 222 FCDRFUNG None, actually. Bye. 223 FCDRFUNG Excellent. I�ll need a set of combat armor and, oh, $5500. You�ll need two days and the ability not to pick at scabs. 224 FCDRFUNG Let�s do it. 225 FCDRFUNG Forget it. So long. 226 FCDRFUNG The dermal upgrade, eh? That will cost you several days of your life, $33000, combat armor, and a brand-new set of scars that you�ll never ever lose as long as you live. 227 FCDRFUNG So? I can afford ALL of that. 228 FCDRFUNG Hmm. I don�t think I want to pay that much. So long. 229 FCDRFUNG If you do not mind parting with $8500, a few days, and a set of combat armor, we can begin the operation now. 230 FCDRFUNG Strap me down, doc. I�m ready to go. 231 FCDRFUNG That�s a little steep. Let me get back to you. 232 FCDRFUNG This is a major operation. It will cost you your "good looks", a set of combat armor, and $49000. Are you willing to invest in this? 233 FCDRFUNG Hell yes. Let�s do it. 234 FCDRFUNG Wow. That�s� expensive. I�ll get back to you. 235 FCDRFUNG ::he shakes his head:: Do not toy with me. You are missing necessary ingredients. Listen more carefully to me next time. Now go, and come back when I can help you. 236 FCDRFUNG Okay. 237 FCDRFUNG There you go! You are � enhanced. Remember� do not pick at the scabs unless you want horrid scarring to add to your suddenly not-entirely-pleasing appearance. 238 FCDRFUNG Thanks, doc. So long. 239 FCDRFUNG I have the money for the spleen. 100 FCDRWONG You see a short, rotund Shi man. 101 FCDRWONG You see Dr. Wong Yi Tze. 102 FCDRWONG You see a short, rotund Shi man. 103 FCDRWONG May I assist you with something? 104 FCDRWONG Daghi nu? 105 FCDRWONG You who? 106 FCDRWONG I hear you have someone else's spleen. 107 FCDRWONG Who are you? 108 FCDRWONG What do you do here? 109 FCDRWONG No, thanks. That's all. 110 FCDRWONG I must confess, I do not speak your tongue. Perhaps you ought to speak to Ken Lee, he understands many different languages. 111 FCDRWONG Aagh! 112 FCDRWONG I am Dr. Wong. I am the head scientist of this installation. 113 FCDRWONG More questions, please. 114 FCDRWONG Thanks. Bye. 115 FCDRWONG I oversee the scientific experiments we create and run here. I also am in charge of the computer network. 116 FCDRWONG What are you planning? 117 FCDRWONG How does one get access to the computer network? 118 FCDRWONG I have other questions. 119 FCDRWONG I see. Bye. 120 FCDRWONG Ah, but if I tell you our plans, then everyone will know. I'm afraid they are secret plans, for now. 121 FCDRWONG Fine, fine. I have other questions. 122 FCDRWONG Thanks. Bye. 123 FCDRWONG How about if I stick a gun under your nose and force you to tell me? 124 FCDRWONG Why, one learns how to hack into it, or how to make friends with one of my underlings. I'm joking, of course, about hacking into it - if you were to do that, I'd send someone after you to kill you. [He smiles to show he means no offense.] 125 FCDRWONG Would you really kill me? 126 FCDRWONG So you wouldn't have any real objections to me getting into the computer? 127 FCDRWONG I have some other questions. 128 FCDRWONG Sure you would. Bye. 129 FCDRWONG Then I would have to regard it as a threat and warn you that such a course of action might be detrimental to your health. 130 FCDRWONG Let's give it a try. 131 FCDRWONG I was just kidding. I have other questions. 132 FCDRWONG [He smiles] We must protect our honor, stranger. 133 FCDRWONG Err, right. So would you have any real objections to me getting into the computer? 134 FCDRWONG Riiight. I have other questions. 135 FCDRWONG I'll bet. Bye. 136 FCDRWONG If you can convince my subordinates into doing so. But I certainly won't. 137 FCDRWONG What if I shoved a gun under your nose? 138 FCDRWONG Great. Well, I have more questions. 139 FCDRWONG Hmm. I see. Well, so long. 140 FCDRWONG Ahh, yes! Indeed. I will prepare it with fava beans and a nice chianti. 141 FCDRWONG You've still got it? Good. Chip needs it back. 142 FCDRWONG That's a human spleen, you sick bastard! 143 FCDRWONG You do know that you're supposed to serve liver with that wine instead of spleen, right? 144 FCDRWONG That's a human spleen, you know. 145 FCDRWONG Who is this Chip? It's my spleen now, and I'm having it for dinner. 146 FCDRWONG Chip's the original owner of the spleen. He was drunk and sold it to Lao Chou. 147 FCDRWONG He needs it to survive, you know. It came from inside his body. 148 FCDRWONG Then maybe I'd better kill you for it. 149 FCDRWONG A deal is a deal. He can't have it. Sorry, but we made a bargain and just because Chip regrets it now doesn't mean he can go back on his deal. 150 FCDRWONG -more- 00000151 FCDRWONG It's a human spleen? Lao Chou didn't tell me that! 152 FCDRWONG Yet, because of the rudeness of the messenger, I believe I will hold all parties to the bargain. I will experiment on it instead. 153 FCDRWONG Tell your friend to come by for it within the next day, and I will gladly return it to him. I just hope you can find a way to replace it in his body in time. 154 FCDRWONG Very well. 155 FCDRWONG Ha ha! Yes, I too saw that old movie. Wait... what are you saying? Are you saying that...? 156 FCDRWONG Yes, it's a human spleen. 157 FCDRWONG Actually, I would object to that. You have not shown yourself to be of good character. Indeed, I do not know why I am talking to you. Good day. 158 FCDRWONG -done- 00000159 FCDRWONG Aiee! Guards! The lao wai intruder is here! 160 FCDRWONG You have certain schematics to give to me? 161 FCDRWONG Ken Lee told me to give these to you. 162 FCDRWONG Yes. Now what do I get? 163 FCDRWONG No, not yet. 164 FCDRWONG Speak to Ken Lee, and he shall discuss what happens in your future. Thank you. We shall be able to verify some of our test data with these. Good day. 165 FCDRWONG I actually had other questions. 100 FCELGRD You see a well-armed guard. 101 FCELGRD You see an Hubologist guard. 102 FCELGRD You see a well-armed person with a cruel look to the eyes. 103 FCELGRD Intruder! 104 FCELGRD Get the intruder! 105 FCELGRD Over here! Over here! 106 FCELGRD Time to die, infidel! The Great Wheel rolls over you! 107 FCELGRD We are the Guardians. You are to die now. 108 FCELGRD Star Father, guide my aim. 109 FCELGRD You have defiled our tenets! 110 FCELGRD If the lawyers don't work, our weapons will. 111 FCELGRD We are the long arm of the Hub's law. 112 FCELGRD Transgressor! 113 FCELGRD Watch your step. 114 FCELGRD Tread lightly, outsider. 115 FCELGRD Don't touch anything you're not supposed to. 116 FCELGRD If you step out of line, we'll make raw meat of you. 117 FCELGRD Be very, very careful. 118 FCELGRD We are the law of the Hub. Don't break it. 119 FCELGRD I am AHS-4. 120 FCELGRD I will "align" you if you misbehave. 121 FCELGRD I have sanction from the Great Wheel. 122 FCELGRD Greetings, fellow traveler. 123 FCELGRD Greetings, 124 FCELGRD Glad to have you with us. 125 FCELGRD Go on about your business. 126 FCELGRD Don't bother those who try to focus. 127 FCELGRD Your presence is welcome... over there. 128 FCELGRD The Hub has set us to watch over his flock. 129 FCELGRD The Star Father cares for you. That's why he gave you us. 130 FCELGRD We're loyal to AHS-9. 131 FCELGRD Obey. 132 FCELGRD Sleep. 133 FCELGRD Consume. 134 FCELGRD We have your best interests at heart. 100 FCELRIND You see someone in a floppy robe. 101 FCELRIND It's another robed Hubologist. 102 FCELRIND It appears to be someone wearing a robe. 103 FCELRIND Who are you? What are you doing here? 104 FCELRIND You're not supposed to be here, are you? 105 FCELRIND Look! Rim meat! 106 FCELRIND Hey! Who let the rim meat in? 107 FCELRIND You shouldn't be wandering without an escort. 108 FCELRIND Ahh! You're messing with my neurodynes! 109 FCELRIND Go away, infidel! 110 FCELRIND Don't talk to me - I'm a busy person. 111 FCELRIND Hey! You're pot-holing my neurodynes! 112 FCELRIND Maybe I'd like you better if you got aligned. 113 FCELRIND The Star Father will love you if you let him. 114 FCELRIND Don't you want to see Quetzel? Come join us! 115 FCELRIND Go talk to AHS-7 and join up! 116 FCELRIND We have celebrities who are Hubologists, you know. 117 FCELRIND Juan Cruz and Vikki Goldman are famous! That's why I joined. 118 FCELRIND I'll bet the celebrities will talk to you if you're nice and cool. 119 FCELRIND I love the Hub. 120 FCELRIND I like being a Hubologist. 121 FCELRIND I want to actuate my potentiality. 122 FCELRIND I'm still learning the lingo, to tell the truth. 123 FCELRIND Praise the Hub! 124 FCELRIND Praise the Great Wheel! 125 FCELRIND We're going to Quetzel! 126 FCELRIND I'm looking forward to going home to the stars. 127 FCELRIND Please don't bother me; I'm concentrating my neurodynes. 128 FCELRIND Please don't de-align my neurodynes. 138 FCELRIND Oh no! The persecutor! 139 FCELRIND The unenlightened one! 140 FCELRIND Keep away from me, evil meat! 141 FCELRIND You obviously have some bad neurodynes! 142 FCELRIND No! Do not pollute me with your hatred! 143 FCELRIND Guards! Guards! The barbarian is here! 144 FCELRIND Don't touch me! 145 FCELRIND Help! Guards! 146 FCELRIND The enemy of our people! 147 FCELRIND The dark times are upon us again! 148 FCELRIND Star Father! Save me from the heathen! 149 FCELRIND Someone will smite you for your perfidy! 150 FCELRIND I love the Hub. 151 FCELRIND I like being a Hubologist. 152 FCELRIND I want to actuate my potentiality. 153 FCELRIND I'm still learning the lingo, to tell the truth. 154 FCELRIND Praise the hub! 155 FCELRIND Praise the Great Wheel! 156 FCELRIND We're going to Quetzel! 157 FCELRIND I'm looking forward to going home to the stars. 158 FCELRIND I'm about due for an alignment. 159 FCELRIND I'm waiting to hear AHS-9 speak again! 160 FCELRIND I hope my neurodynes are all right. 161 FCELRIND I want to be a higher Aligned Hub Seeker! 162 FCELRIND Time for me to focus on my self-growth. 163 FCELRIND "Real" science is all a pack of lies. 164 FCELRIND Don't listen to what "scientists" tell you. 165 FCELRIND Only the Hub and AHS-9 have the answer. 178 FCELRIND Praise the Star Father! We're going to the stars at last! 179 FCELRIND Planet Quetzel, here we come! 180 FCELRIND All that hard work has finally paid off! 181 FCELRIND My neurodynes are entirely relaxed now! 182 FCELRIND I'd better get aligned before we take off. 183 FCELRIND Ooh! The Star Father! The Star Father! 184 FCELRIND I'm all aflutter for the take-off! 185 FCELRIND How soon do we leave? 186 FCELRIND I'll bet the high AHS's aren't this jittery. 187 FCELRIND Wow... the stars. At last. 100 FCFEMPNK You see a female punk. 101 FCFEMPNK You see a female punk. 102 FCFEMPNK You see a fairly pretty, cynical young woman. 103 FCFEMPNK I'll bet my boyfriend offered to share me. 104 FCFEMPNK Sometimes I get sick of traveling. 105 FCFEMPNK It sure would be nice to live here. 106 FCFEMPNK I'll bet we could make a hell of a scene. 107 FCFEMPNK Have you been west across the water? 108 FCFEMPNK I'd flirt with you, but I'm just not interested. 109 FCFEMPNK ::sarcasm:: Sure are a lot of strong women around here, huh? 110 FCFEMPNK You expect me to roll over for you? Get real. 111 FCFEMPNK I'm unique! Just like everyone else! 112 FCFEMPNK Sometimes world-weary cynicism bores me. 113 FCFEMPNK Next time, I want to find a tribe of goths. 114 FCFEMPNK I hear the Shi Emperor is inhumanly smart. 115 FCFEMPNK These Shi sure look funny. 116 FCFEMPNK I'm open-minded, huh? 117 FCFEMPNK Look at all these new punks. Posers. 118 FCFEMPNK AHS-9 cheated us and he'll cheat you too if you let him. 119 FCFEMPNK Next bozo who calls me "bitch" is getting flash-fried. 120 FCFEMPNK So how was it, taking it from a mutant? 121 FCFEMPNK Did that big strong mutie Francis hurt you? 122 FCFEMPNK I'm surprised you can walk after what Francis did. 123 FCFEMPNK I'd guess you'd still be bleeding after Francis. 124 FCFEMPNK I can't believe you wouldn't help Chip. 125 FCFEMPNK Selfish bastard. I'll bet Chip would've helped you. 126 FCFEMPNK Everyone liked Chip. Now no one likes you. 127 FCFEMPNK You're quite the jerk, aren't you? 128 FCFEMPNK Ever think about anyone but yourself? 129 FCFEMPNK Oh, look, it's the "hero". 130 FCFEMPNK Hey, everyone! It's the selfish asshole! 131 FCFEMPNK Oh, you again? Like anyone wants to talk to you now. 132 FCFEMPNK Chip-hater! 133 FCFEMPNK Too bad about the spleen. 134 FCFEMPNK I'll bet someone ate Chip's liver. 135 FCFEMPNK I wonder if Chip will ever be okay again. 136 FCFEMPNK I think Chip's the best! 137 FCFEMPNK Even if he has no spleen, I'd do Chip in a second! 138 FCFEMPNK Thank you for trying to get Chip's spleen back. 139 FCFEMPNK You did your best for Chip. 140 FCFEMPNK Here's another platitude about Chip. 141 FCFEMPNK I wonder if the spleen tasted good? 142 FCFEMPNK Yay! Now I can have Chip AND his spleen! 143 FCFEMPNK I'm going to go see Chip right now! 144 FCFEMPNK Chip's the best! 145 FCFEMPNK I like you. You're a good one. 146 FCFEMPNK I'm so happy for Chip. 147 FCFEMPNK Chip's a whole man now. 148 FCFEMPNK You want to have a good time with Chip and me? 149 FCFEMPNK You did good with Chip's spleen. 150 FCFEMPNK How very selfless of you! 151 FCFEMPNK Suze is back! Good! 152 FCFEMPNK Suze is back...Damn! 153 FCFEMPNK Suze was always really cool to me. 154 FCFEMPNK I like Suze. 155 FCFEMPNK Thanks for saving her. 156 FCFEMPNK Some people need to learn not to wander. 157 FCFEMPNK Who knows? 158 FCFEMPNK Poor Badger. Maybe he needs someone to comfort him. 159 FCFEMPNK I'd better make sure Badger's okay. 160 FCFEMPNK Badger's cute, but he's no dreamboat. 161 FCFEMPNK I wonder why Badger farts and belches so much. 162 FCFEMPNK Badger probably farts because he's sad. 163 FCFEMPNK Poor Badger. 164 FCFEMPNK It's a tough old world we live in. 165 FCFEMPNK Suze should've known better. 166 FCFEMPNK If you're taking the boat, we ought to be leaving it. 167 FCFEMPNK Sorry about the state the boat's in. 168 FCFEMPNK So you'll be taking the ship, eh? 169 FCFEMPNK The PMV Valdez is a good vessel - it was a good home. 170 FCFEMPNK Time to pack my stuff, I guess. 171 FCFEMPNK Enjoy the boat. 172 FCFEMPNK Good luck finding your people. 173 FCFEMPNK I'll just be going now. 174 FCFEMPNK I hope we can find another place to live. 175 FCFEMPNK Poor Badger. He was a real cutie. 176 FCFEMPNK Who'd want to kill Badger? 177 FCFEMPNK Badger smelled funny but I liked him. 178 FCFEMPNK I heard Badger was gay, but then he got a girlfriend. 179 FCFEMPNK I always thought Badger was abusive, but in a cute way. 180 FCFEMPNK I'll bet Badger is showing this off to his friends. 181 FCFEMPNK Badger... ::sniff:: 182 FCFEMPNK Badger was a real fairy-tale princess. 183 FCFEMPNK You asshole. Why'd you kill him? 184 FCFEMPNK You think we're going to join the Hubologists now? 185 FCFEMPNK You stupid, stupid pawn. 186 FCFEMPNK The Hubologists are going to cheat you, too. 187 FCFEMPNK You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! 188 FCFEMPNK I hate you. 189 FCFEMPNK You suck. 190 FCFEMPNK Sheepie sheepie sheep! 191 FCFEMPNK Crazy cultist! 192 FCFEMPNK Some people are just naturally stupid, I guess. 100 FCFMATT You see a man in metal armor. 101 FCFMATT You see Matthew. 102 FCFMATT You see a man wearing metal armor with a lightning bolt insignia on it. 103 FCFMATT Hello, 104 FCFMATT . What can I do for you? 105 FCFMATT You answer questions? 106 FCFMATT Nothing. Me come back later. 107 FCFMATT You can start by answering some questions. 108 FCFMATT Nothing for now. I'll come back later 109 FCFMATT I think you deserve to have answers to your questions. 110 FCFMATT What can I help you with? 111 FCFMATT Who you guys? 112 FCFMATT Why nobody mention you? 113 FCFMATT Why only one person here? 114 FCFMATT Me go now. 115 FCFMATT Who are you guys? 116 FCFMATT Why is it that nobody around here mentions you? 117 FCFMATT Why do you have only one person here? 118 FCFMATT I've got to go. 119 FCFMATT We are a paramilitary organization known as the Brotherhood of Steel. 120 FCFMATT What Brotherhood do? 121 FCFMATT Okay - and what is it that you do? 122 FCFMATT At one time we were the sole bastions of technology left on the planet. We set ourselves up as what could best be called 'technology police.' We hoarded the old knowledge and only doled it out in small parcels. Of course, it was only to those who we felt deserved it and had the wisdom to properly use it. 123 FCFMATT And now? 124 FCFMATT You said 'at one time.' What about now? 125 FCFMATT Several months ago we came across a group known as the Enclave. Much to our surprise their level of technology surpassed even our own. We found this quite disturbing and considered contacting them. However, we decided on a more cautious course of action until we could determine exactly who the Enclave was, and the underlying purpose of their organization. 126 FCFMATT To this end, we have reactivated small outposts near areas of Enclave activity from which we can safely observe them. Currently, we have activated such outposts in the Den, the NCR, and here in San Francisco. 127 FCFMATT What you learn? 128 FCFMATT Sounds interesting. What have you learned? 129 FCFMATT We have found that the Enclave deals heavily in chems, weapons, and slaves. However, these are simply trivial pursuits leading up to some higher purpose, which we have failed to uncover. We are still watching them. 130 FCFMATT Why you tell all this now? 131 FCFMATT Before we go any further, why tell me all this now? 132 FCFMATT (sigh) The Enclave has developed vertibird technology, flying machines that allow them to move deeply into surrounding territories. Without similar technology to counter this threat, the Brotherhood would be unable to stop an invasion launched by the Enclave. We need to have vertibird technology, or a viable counter to it, for ourselves. 133 FCFMATT Now, recently the Enclave established a base north of here called Navarro. It's used as a stopover point for the maintenance and refueling of vertibirds. It's my belief that such a base may have complete technical plans of the vertibirds. All I need is for someone to infiltrate the base, steal the plans, and bring them here to me. 134 FCFMATT Uh... me do? 135 FCFMATT Let me guess. You want me to infiltrate this base for you. 136 FCFMATT Let me be frank with you, 137 FCFMATT . The Brotherhood of Steel is not the power that we once were. We believed ourselves to be the sole source of technology left to mankind. Secure in this belief we have let our order decline over the years. Now we don't have the resources at our disposal to deal with the Enclave. We need your help. 138 FCFMATT I am prepared to make you this offer. Perform this mission for me and I will grant you access to our facility here. The best of the Brotherhood technology will be made available to you, exclusively. What do you say? 139 FCFMATT Me think about. 140 FCFMATT No way. Me be going. 141 FCFMATT What the hell. Me do. 142 FCFMATT I'll think about it. 143 FCFMATT No way. Find yourself a new chump. 144 FCFMATT What the hell. I must be crazy, but I'll do it. 145 FCFMATT Fair enough. Come back to me when you reach a decision. 146 FCFMATT Okay. Bye. 147 FCFMATT Okay, but me ask more. 148 FCFMATT All right. I'll see ya. 149 FCFMATT All right, but I'd like to ask you a few more things. 150 FCFMATT I understand your hesitation in accepting such a mission. If you change your mind please let me know. 151 FCFMATT Okay. Bye. 152 FCFMATT Okay, but me ask more. 153 FCFMATT All right. I'll see ya. 154 FCFMATT All right, but I'd like to ask you a few more things. 155 FCFMATT Excellent. Here is what I need you to do. Go to Navarro, infiltrate the base, and recover the technical plans for the vertibirds. Return the plans to me. 156 FCFMATT Okay. Uh... How you think me can do this? It military base. 157 FCFMATT Okay. Me go now. 158 FCFMATT All right, but... Just how do think I should go about this? This is a military base after all. 159 FCFMATT Fine. I'll get on it. 160 FCFMATT Upon successful completion of your mission I will grant you access to our facility here. In the meantime it would be best if you got started immediately. Thank you, 161 FCFMATT . 162 FCFMATT Okay. Bye. 163 FCFMATT Sure, but me ask more. 164 FCFMATT Yeah, I'll see ya. 165 FCFMATT Sure thing, but I'd like to ask you a few more things. 166 FCFMATT We've had this base for years. By maintaining it at a low level with minimal staffing, never drawing attention to ourselves, we've achieved anonymity. We leave the Shi alone, and they leave us alone. 167 FCFMATT Me guess... 168 FCFMATT Yeah, I guess I see what you mean. 169 FCFMATT Too many people in any one place can attract attention. One man in a city of many men is less noticeable. 170 FCFMATT Okay. 171 FCFMATT Hello again. Is there something I can help you with? 172 FCFMATT No, just say hi. 173 FCFMATT Yes. You answer question? 174 FCFMATT No, just dropping by. 175 FCFMATT Yeah, answer some questions for me. 176 FCFMATT Hello. Have you thought about my offer? 177 FCFMATT No. Me not think yet. 178 FCFMATT Yes. Me take job. 179 FCFMATT No, not yet. 180 FCFMATT Yeah, I think I'll take the job. 181 FCFMATT Hello. Have you changed your mind about my offer? 182 FCFMATT No. 183 FCFMATT Yes. Me take. 184 FCFMATT No, I haven't. 185 FCFMATT Yes, I'll take the job. 186 FCFMATT Have you completed your mission? 187 FCFMATT No, me still work on it. 188 FCFMATT Me get plans. 189 FCFMATT No, I'm still working on it. 190 FCFMATT I got the vertibird plans for you. 191 FCFMATT Well, keep working on it. I know it's a difficult mission, but I think you can pull it off. 192 FCFMATT Okay. 193 FCFMATT Excellent work! Let me have the plans, and I'll make a copy of them. As promised, I'll give you full access to our facilities. Thank you. 194 FCFMATT You welcome. 195 FCFMATT You're welcome. 196 FCFMATT Navarro is relatively new and not fully staffed as yet. My sources tell me that they receive new recruits from time to time. Perhaps you could pose as a new arrival. I would suggest that. 197 FCFMATT Navarro is relatively new and not fully staffed as yet. My sources tell me that they receive new recruits from time to time. Perhaps, if you went in alone, you could pose as a new arrival. I would suggest that. You could have your friends wait here. 198 FCFMATT Okay. 199 FCFMATT You say you 'sources.' What they be? 200 FCFMATT All right. 201 FCFMATT You mentioned your 'sources.' Who would they be? 202 FCFMATT I had an operative go and scout the base. Her reports recently stopped; I can only assume the worst. Please be careful 203 FCFMATT . I don't enjoy sending people to their deaths. 204 FCFMATT Me be careful, thanks. 205 FCFMATT I'll be careful. Thanks. 206 FCFMATT Thanks again for all your help. You have full access to our facilities now. 207 FCFMATT That is a private office. 208 FCFMATT There is nothing for you in there. 209 FCFMATT This is private property, so move along. 210 FCFMATT How do you know who I am? 211 FCFMATT How know me? 212 FCFMATT We know many things. 213 FCFMATT Upon successful completion of your mission I'll get the tanker ready for you, and grant you access to our facility here. In the meantime it would be best if you got started immediately. Thank you, 214 FCFMATT We'come. 215 FCFMATT Excellent work! Let me have the plans, and I'll make a copy of them. As promised, I'll ensure that the tanker is ready for you to take out to the oil rig - just go to the computer on the upper level and hit the Go switch. I'll also give you full access to our facilities. Thank you. 216 FCFMATT You we'come! 217 FCFMATT Just head on in through the door there, if you like, or go on up to the tanker. It's ready to go. Good luck! 218 FCFMATT So I am prepared to make you this offer. Perform this mission for me and I will prepare the tanker for you on your journey to the Enclave. What do you say? 219 FCFMATT Me think about. 220 FCFMATT No way. Me be going. 221 FCFMATT What the hell. Me do. 100 FCGUDPEA You see a person in funny pajamas. 101 FCGUDPEA You see a Shi townsperson. 102 FCGUDPEA This person looks different from anyone you've seen before. They don't seem to care much about you. 103 FCGUDPEA You're not a spy, are you? 104 FCGUDPEA Who are you? 105 FCGUDPEA Fish and seaweed. That's all we get. 106 FCGUDPEA Ha ha! Look at the funny round-eyes! 107 FCGUDPEA You look like a Hubologist. 108 FCGUDPEA Leave us in peace. 109 FCGUDPEA Long live the Dragon! 110 FCGUDPEA Down with Lo Pan! 111 FCGUDPEA The Dragon is a hero. 112 FCGUDPEA Look out for Lo Pan. He's trouble. 113 FCGUDPEA Those punks are always so loud. 114 FCGUDPEA Work, work, work. Rice, rice, rice. ::sigh:: 115 FCGUDPEA Isn't there more to life than this? 116 FCGUDPEA We're smarter than you think. 117 FCGUDPEA Look! A lao wai! 118 FCGUDPEA I don't think I like you. 119 FCGUDPEA You scare me. 120 FCGUDPEA Don't hurt me, please. 121 FCGUDPEA I'll bet Lo Pan would like you. 122 FCGUDPEA Please don't cause trouble. 123 FCGUDPEA I like life. I won't do anything to lose it. 124 FCGUDPEA The wastes are getting scarier. 125 FCGUDPEA Sir... yes, sir... goodbye, sir. 126 FCGUDPEA Ha ha! That bastard Lo Pan is dead! 127 FCGUDPEA You've helped us! 128 FCGUDPEA Lo Pan is dead! 129 FCGUDPEA Now for the Hubologists! 130 FCGUDPEA Look at the funny round-eyes! 131 FCGUDPEA You look like a Hubologist. 132 FCGUDPEA Leave us in peace. 133 FCGUDPEA Long live the Dragon! 134 FCGUDPEA Long live the Emperor! 135 FCGUDPEA Work, work, work. Rice, rice, rice. ::sigh:: 136 FCGUDPEA Isn't there more to life than this? 137 FCGUDPEA The Dragon... is dead... 138 FCGUDPEA Oh no! The Dragon is dead! 139 FCGUDPEA Life has no meaning. 140 FCGUDPEA We shall survive... barely. 141 FCGUDPEA Who will be our hero now? 142 FCGUDPEA And with the Dragon go our dreams. 143 FCGUDPEA There's no point. 144 FCGUDPEA Let us teach our children to be like the Dragon. 145 FCGUDPEA We must make new dreams now. 146 FCGUDPEA The Emperor's mouthpiece! Dead! 147 FCGUDPEA What happens now? 148 FCGUDPEA I hope the savages don't overrun us now! 149 FCGUDPEA The good always die young. 150 FCGUDPEA I hope we can survive the winter without Ken Lee. 151 FCGUDPEA I hear that Ken Lee was the only one who kept the Emperor in line. 152 FCGUDPEA I hear that the Emperor was only a fa�ade for Ken Lee. 153 FCGUDPEA Work, work, work. Rice, rice, rice. ::sigh:: 154 FCGUDPEA Isn't there more to life than this? 155 FCGUDPEA We're smarter than you think. 156 FCGUDPEA Look! An outsider! 164 FCGUDPEA You killed AHS-9? Good job! 165 FCGUDPEA Those Hubologists give me the creeps. 166 FCGUDPEA Honored visitor, you have done us a great service. 167 FCGUDPEA Death to the Hubologists! 168 FCGUDPEA Maybe this will hurry those Hubologists out of here. 169 FCGUDPEA Stupid Hubologists, can't even protect their own leader. 170 FCGUDPEA I just hope the Hubologists don't come after us in revenge. 171 FCGUDPEA I guess you're not a spy after all. 172 FCGUDPEA Son of a pig! Die! 173 FCGUDPEA You have dishonored your family! 174 FCGUDPEA Leave us alone, lao wai! 175 FCGUDPEA Haven't you done enough damage? 176 FCGUDPEA I hate you! 177 FCGUDPEA Leave this city! 178 FCGUDPEA Go home to your people! 179 FCGUDPEA Do not darken my life with your face! 180 FCGUDPEA What will it take to get rid of you? 100 FCGUNMER You see an enthusiastic Shi. 101 FCGUNMER You see Mai Da Chiang, the owner of Red 888 Guns. 102 FCGUNMER This is a rotund Shi who looks like he's running on permanent overdrive. 103 FCGUNMER Hi! Welcome to Red 888 Guns! I'm Mai Da Chiang, the owner. How can I help you? 104 FCGUNMER Grokken di ma! 105 FCGUNMER Me buy! 106 FCGUNMER I was looking for some weaponry. 107 FCGUNMER Tell me about the place. 108 FCGUNMER Forget it. 109 FCGUNMER I'm sorry! I don't speak your language! Have a nice day! 110 FCGUNMER Rrr? 111 FCGUNMER Ahh, a weapon, eh? Well, this is what I have. 112 FCGUNMER -more- 00000113 FCGUNMER Great, great. Thank you for your business. Come back soon! 114 FCGUNMER More questions! 115 FCGUNMER Bye! 116 FCGUNMER No. Is not good enough. So sorry. Something else perhaps? 117 FCGUNMER More questions. 118 FCGUNMER No. Bye 119 FCGUNMER You need something else? 120 FCGUNMER Me buy! 121 FCGUNMER No. Bye. 122 FCGUNMER I was looking for some weaponry. 123 FCGUNMER Tell me about the place. 124 FCGUNMER Forget it. 125 FCGUNMER We have lived here for years, but we did not always live here. Dr. Fung knows the complete history. I'll bet what you're looking for is what we do now. 126 FCGUNMER Yep. 127 FCGUNMER No, actually, I wanted to know the history. I'll go find Fung. See you. 128 FCGUNMER Now, we are mainly fishermen and scientists. Our fishermen catch fish. Our scientists are working on a project that they say will change the world. 129 FCGUNMER Change the world how? 130 FCGUNMER What else is happening in town? 131 FCGUNMER Hmm. Interesting. I have more questions. 132 FCGUNMER Thanks. Bye. 133 FCGUNMER I do not know. They keep their secrets to themselves. 134 FCGUNMER I see. What else is happening in town? 135 FCGUNMER I see. I have more questions. 136 FCGUNMER Thanks. Bye. 137 FCGUNMER We have two rivals of martial arts in town. They are Lo Pan, a lover of self, and the Dragon, who loves others. It is said that whoever wins will determine the future of martial arts. 138 FCGUNMER I see. Anything else in town? 139 FCGUNMER I see. I have more questions. 140 FCGUNMER Thanks. 141 FCGUNMER There is a gang of vagrants who have moved onto the Poseidon Oil tanker on the wharf. There were monsters living inside it, but the vagrants have sealed them into the lower hull. Though they are outsiders, we are grateful to the drifters for this task. 142 FCGUNMER Any other news? 143 FCGUNMER I see. I have more questions. 144 FCGUNMER Thanks. Bye. 145 FCGUNMER The scientists report that someone has broken through their computer security and stolen our secrets. 146 FCGUNMER Any other news? 147 FCGUNMER I see. I have more questions. 148 FCGUNMER Thanks. Bye. 149 FCGUNMER That is all I can think of at the moment. Good day. 150 FCGUNMER Good day. 151 FCGUNMER You are a thief, a murderer, and a villain. I'm afraid I must kill you. 100 FCJUAVKI You see an eerily wholesome couple. 101 FCJUAVKI You see Juan Cruz and Vikki Goldman, two of New Reno's more notorious film stars. 102 FCJUAVKI You see a dark-haired man and a blonde woman, both of whom are extremely attractive. They exude a slutty "come-hither" vibe. 103 FCJUAVKI Him: Hi! I'm Juan Cruz! Her: And I'm Vikki Goldman! Both: We're celebrities! And we endorse Hubology! Both: Please note that any similarities between us and people or institutions, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. 104 FCJUAVKI Ah? Cluz? Doldnin? 105 FCJUAVKI Celebrities? What makes you celebrities? 106 FCJUAVKI Similarities? What do you mean? 107 FCJUAVKI I want to be a Hubologist. How do I join? 108 FCJUAVKI Hey, Vikki, Dave H. is in love with you. 109 FCJUAVKI Great. Gotta go. 110 FCJUAVKI Him: A poor child of the waste. Her: Perhaps an alignment would help? Him: Yes. You. Would you like an alignment? 111 FCJUAVKI Es! 112 FCJUAVKI No! 113 FCJUAVKI Her: I do hope that has helped. Good luck in your travels! 114 FCJUAVKI Goo-bye! 115 FCJUAVKI It certainly has! 116 FCJUAVKI Him: If you won't accept our help... Her: ... then we can't help you. Goodbye. 117 FCJUAVKI Bye! 118 FCJUAVKI Him: Ah, you see? The teachings of the Hub have demonstrated their worth again! 119 FCJUAVKI I have some questions. 120 FCJUAVKI Thanks! Bye! 121 FCJUAVKI Her: Why, we were in the movie business in New Reno. We made hundreds of films, many of them classics, like "Top Bun," "Frisky Bizness," and "Days of Rubber". That's what makes us celebrities. 122 FCJUAVKI Him: But then, as a member of the industry, you already knew that. 123 FCJUAVKI It's nice to finally put faces to the names. 124 FCJUAVKI Who cares if YOU endorse it? Shouldn't I make my own choices? 125 FCJUAVKI I see. Well, I have more questions for you. 126 FCJUAVKI Thanks, bye. 127 FCJUAVKI Her: Oh, yes, you should definitely make your own choices. Him: And with the Hub's latest book, you can learn how to make the RIGHT choice! 128 FCJUAVKI His latest book? Isn't he dead? 129 FCJUAVKI The "right" choice. Sure. What about free will? 130 FCJUAVKI Sounds great. How do I join? 131 FCJUAVKI Sure. I have more questions. 132 FCJUAVKI Right. Bye. 133 FCJUAVKI Him: More questions? Then we have the answers! Provided by the Great Wheel's graces, of course. 134 FCJUAVKI How do I join? 135 FCJUAVKI What makes you celebrities? 136 FCJUAVKI Shouldn't I make my own choices, rather than let celebrities guide me? 137 FCJUAVKI How do I join? 138 FCJUAVKI Hey, Vikki, Dave H. is in love with you. 139 FCJUAVKI No, no more questions. 140 FCJUAVKI Her: [blank icy look] Him: Thank you. 141 FCJUAVKI Err... I have some questions. 142 FCJUAVKI That's all for me! So long! 143 FCJUAVKI Him: Dead? Ha ha! Perhaps. We like to think that he aligned all his neurodynes and went to join the Star Father. Her: We have extensive use of his jotted notes and barely-begun manuscripts to spread the word of the Hub. Him: For example, we found a scrap that said: "2 doz. eggs/Milk/TP". Obviously this is significant. It needs to be heard. 144 FCJUAVKI Err... right. I have more questions. 145 FCJUAVKI What, because some crackpot wrote something down you feel the need to publish EVERYTHING? 146 FCJUAVKI Yes! Praise the Hub! I see the light! How do I join? 147 FCJUAVKI Right. Bye. 148 FCJUAVKI Him: Yes. Some might think we resemble certain people. Her: But the truth is, it's entirely coincidental. 149 FCJUAVKI Whew. Well, that's a load off. Say, I have more questions. 150 FCJUAVKI Got it. So long. 151 FCJUAVKI Her: Of course you have your free will. You have the choice to allow your neurodynes to be filled with the filth of the world. Him: You have the choice to live a joyless, meaningless existence in the rat race. Both: Or you can come to a greater understanding of life through the Great Wheel. 152 FCJUAVKI Neurodynes? What are they? 153 FCJUAVKI Sounds great. How can I join? 154 FCJUAVKI Hmm. I think I'll stick with the rat race. 155 FCJUAVKI Right-o. Well, I have to run. 156 FCJUAVKI Her: You dare call the Hub (praise his vision) a crackpot? Here? In a stronghold devoted to his study? Him: Get out of here. If you talk to anyone on the way out, you will be attacked. Infidel. Both: Good riddance. 157 FCJUAVKI Maybe I'd better jump on them. I always hated your movies anyway. Let's see you do a death scene. 158 FCJUAVKI Your movies suck. Bye. 159 FCJUAVKI Bye. 160 FCJUAVKI Her: Neurodynes are the essence of souls destroyed in the Great War, polluting your spiritual essence and guiding you astray. Him: If you want to know more about our teachings, you'll have to join our church. 161 FCJUAVKI Yes, this sounds fascinating. 162 FCJUAVKI I'd heard this was science fiction, but I didn't know how much. The Hub must have been quite a crackpot. 163 FCJUAVKI Well, I'm definitely curious about what you've got. Count me in. 164 FCJUAVKI Hmm. Nah, not right now. I do have more questions, though. 165 FCJUAVKI Umm... gotta go. Bye. 166 FCJUAVKI Him: That's very forward-thinking of you. Her: Very enlightened. Him: We offer our opinions to people - and if our celebrity can attract more believers, we're anxious to use it. 167 FCJUAVKI I have other questions. 168 FCJUAVKI I'm interested in joining. 169 FCJUAVKI I see. Well, so long. 170 FCJUAVKI Him: Well, it's very simple. We just give you this informational holodisc. Her: ... you sit through a short movie... Him... and then you go talk to AHS-7! Her: Easy, isn't it? 171 FCJUAVKI Let's do it. 172 FCJUAVKI I don't think I'm ready for this. 173 FCJUAVKI Her: That's your prerogative. Him: And I hope you'll understand that you can't be allowed to wander our base. Her: So you had better leave - the guards will probably shoot at you if you stick around. 174 FCJUAVKI Gee, thanks. Invite me in to recruit me and shoot me if I don't sign up? Nice gig. 175 FCJUAVKI Maybe I'd better shoot you first. 176 FCJUAVKI I'm out of here. 177 FCJUAVKI Him: This is your last chance to change your mind. Her: We'd hate to see anything bad happen to you. 178 FCJUAVKI Screw you. 179 FCJUAVKI Fine. How do I join? 180 FCJUAVKI Something bad is about to happen to YOU. 181 FCJUAVKI Nope. I'll take my chances. So long. 182 FCJUAVKI Him: We've done everything we can for you. Her: Good luck in your travels. 183 FCJUAVKI Bye! 184 FCJUAVKI Her: Dave? The computer guy? Him: Ha ha! What a loser! Vikki is mine, all mine - no way he'll... excuse me, this is negative energy I'm channeling. I must have fouled my neurodynes. Her: [whispers to you] I think Dave's a cutie, but nothing can happen while Juan is around. Him: Whew. Neurodyne is all clear again. 185 FCJUAVKI Well, I have more questions. 186 FCJUAVKI That's all. Bye. 187 FCJUAVKI Her: That wasn't so bad, was it? Him: Now just go talk to AHS-7 and we'll be comrades in Hubology! Her: I'm so excited! Him: Getting new recruits makes me horny. Her: Oh, honey... Him: Oh, baby... 188 FCJUAVKI I'll just come back later. 189 FCJUAVKI Him: Too bad. Her: You're committed now. 190 FCJUAVKI -done- 00000191 FCJUAVKI Him: You made a life-altering decision. Her: And sadly, it was the wrong one. Both: Guards! Guards! 192 FCJUAVKI Damn. 193 FCJUAVKI Him: Greetings, 194 FCJUAVKI So what do I do now that I'm an Hubologist? 195 FCJUAVKI How can I hook up with you guys? 196 FCJUAVKI That's pretty much all I wanted. So long! 199 FCJUAVKI Him: You could talk to Harry Rocket on the surface. Maybe he needs some help. Her: Or you could talk to AHS-7 or AHS-9. They usually have ideas. Him: Or you could watch the PrayScreen. Her: Or you could cause mischief among the enemies of the Wheel. 200 FCJUAVKI Thanks. How do I hook up with you guys? 201 FCJUAVKI Thanks. That's all I wanted to know. 202 FCJUAVKI Her: As sad as it is - because the Star Father knows you're a cutie - we probably shouldn't. Him: But we're both flattered! Her: Maybe sometime we can all go to New Reno and make a film together. 203 FCJUAVKI Oh, all right. What else is there to do as an Hubologist? 204 FCJUAVKI Oh, all right. So long. 205 FCJUAVKI Her: Lying is bad for your neurodynes. Him: That's right. Her: That's why I have to be honest and say I don't find you attractive. Him: But we still love you as a fellow follower of the Hub! 206 FCJUAVKI Gee, thanks. So what else is there to do as an Hubologist? 207 FCJUAVKI Whatever. [mutter] jerks. 208 FCJUAVKI Greetings, new recruits! 209 FCJUAVKI I'm Vikki Goldman! 210 FCJUAVKI And I'm Juan Cruz! 211 FCJUAVKI We're celebrities, as you already know. 212 FCJUAVKI We think Hubology is the way to go. 213 FCJUAVKI We KNOW Hubology is the way to go. 214 FCJUAVKI I can fry bugs with my brain power! 215 FCJUAVKI I look good in tinfoil hats! 216 FCJUAVKI Maybe if you work hard at optimizing yourself, you can associate with us. 217 FCJUAVKI We'd certainly like that. 218 FCJUAVKI Yes. We're always looking for friends... 219 FCJUAVKI ... as long as they are willing to optimize themselves. 220 FCJUAVKI And are as high ranking as we are. 221 FCJUAVKI We're AHS-5. 222 FCJUAVKI You can be AHS-5 someday. 223 FCJUAVKI If you donate lots of money, you can be AHS-5 even faster. 224 FCJUAVKI But don't think we only want you for the money. 225 FCJUAVKI No, we want to HELP you. 226 FCJUAVKI And that's what Hubology is all about. 227 FCJUAVKI [applause] 228 FCJUAVKI . I hope your enlightenment is going well. Her: We do have such... large... hopes for you. 229 FCJUAVKI Lesson 1: Here we have eternity, the Great Wheel. [points at something] And here is where we are. [points at something] Now all we have to do is walk really far and meet our starry brethren there. 230 FCJUAVKI Man, we're going to need a lot of shoes. 100 FCKENLEE You see a stocky Shi man who looks like he's full of knowledge. 101 FCKENLEE You see Ken Lee, advisor to the Emperor. 102 FCKENLEE You see a stocky Shi man waring glasses and a half-smile. 103 FCKENLEE What would you like, friend? 104 FCKENLEE What do you want? 105 FCKENLEE What can I do for you? 106 FCKENLEE You? 107 FCKENLEE Who are you? 108 FCKENLEE What is this place? 109 FCKENLEE I'm looking for some lost villagers. 110 FCKENLEE I am in need of fuel. 111 FCKENLEE I would like to speak to the Emperor. 112 FCKENLEE The Hubologists have assigned me to kill the Emperor. 113 FCKENLEE Nothing. Thanks. Bye. 114 FCKENLEE I am Ken Lee, advisor to the Emperor. And you, my friend, appear to be simpleminded, so remember this: if you seek the Enclave, then you must take the Poseidon tanker to it. You'll need fuel for the tanker. You have my blessing. 115 FCKENLEE Tanks! 116 FCKENLEE I am Ken Lee. I am the advisor to the Emperor. The Emperor advises me not to talk to you, and so I will not. Good day, fool. 117 FCKENLEE Grrr! 118 FCKENLEE Ahh, traveler, I cannot help you. Perhaps you can find the answer to your quest in another way. Good day. 119 FCKENLEE Dood day! 120 FCKENLEE I am Ken Lee. I am the advisor to the Emperor of the Shi. I bring forth the wisdom of the Emperor. And who are you? 121 FCKENLEE I'd like to see the Emperor. 122 FCKENLEE I am 123 FCKENLEE You sound like an overgrown flunky to me. 124 FCKENLEE No one important. Goodbye. 125 FCKENLEE This is the Steel Palace of the Emperor. This is the heart of Shi-town. 126 FCKENLEE And where is the Emperor? 127 FCKENLEE What sort of research do you do here? 128 FCKENLEE What's the history of the place? 129 FCKENLEE I see. So long. 130 FCKENLEE If you wish to see the Emperor then you must give me your own name. 131 FCKENLEE Oh. Right. I'm 132 FCKENLEE Sure. My name is 133 FCKENLEE Yes. 134 FCKENLEE Forget it. 135 FCKENLEE Not everyone is granted a chance to see the Emperor. You must first prove your worth. Are you willing to prove yours? 136 FCKENLEE Yes. 137 FCKENLEE No. I've had enough tests in the last several months to last me a lifetime. 138 FCKENLEE I do not believe the Emperor would like to see you. I have been told to forbid entrance to those who offend me or who reek of evil. You do both, traveler. Good day. 139 FCKENLEE -done- 00000140 FCKENLEE Insults will get you nowhere, traveler, except removed from the Steel Palace. Kindly control your tongue. 141 FCKENLEE Make me. 142 FCKENLEE Fine. 143 FCKENLEE The Emperor remains hidden from prying eyes. As my job is to act as the Emperor's screen, I cannot and will not tell you where he is. 144 FCKENLEE Fine. I have more questions. 145 FCKENLEE Fine. Bye. 146 FCKENLEE We do research that will change the world. For more answers to your questions, you should seek out Dr. Wong Yi Tze. 147 FCKENLEE I will. And I have more questions. 148 FCKENLEE I will. Bye. 149 FCKENLEE We were the survivors from the wreck of a submarine. When we ran aground, we stripped the metal from the submarine to create the Palace. Some do not believe this. 150 FCKENLEE Hm. It sounds almost as if you're berating someone. 151 FCKENLEE I see. Thanks. Bye. 152 FCKENLEE Ah, yes! I have seen some of your movies. Yet surely this is not your real name? 153 FCKENLEE Sure it is. 154 FCKENLEE No. My real name is 155 FCKENLEE It's all the name you need, old man. 156 FCKENLEE That will be quite impossible. Good day. 157 FCKENLEE -done- 00000158 FCKENLEE Surely you must give me more credit than that. I know how the "biz" works. I have traveled to New Reno before. 159 FCKENLEE Okay, my name is 160 FCKENLEE That's my real name! Now let me talk to the Emperor! 161 FCKENLEE Excellent. This is what I require of you: there is a small military base north of here, called Navarro. There are numerous vertibirds there. We need plans and blueprints to manufacture some of our own. Fetch those and you will be on your way to seeing the Emperor. 162 FCKENLEE You got it. 163 FCKENLEE Forget it. 164 FCKENLEE Will you reconsider taking our test? 165 FCKENLEE Nope. 166 FCKENLEE Oh, all right. I'll do it. 167 FCKENLEE Lost villagers? I have heard nothing of this. Perhaps the Emperor would know of them. 168 FCKENLEE I have more questions. 169 FCKENLEE Thanks. I'll do that. 170 FCKENLEE You must complete a second test: the Hubologists are our enemies. Their leader, AHS-9, has been abducting and brainwashing our children. Kill him for the good of the Shi and I shall tell you how to speak to the Emperor. 171 FCKENLEE He's as good as dead. 172 FCKENLEE No, I don't think so. 173 FCKENLEE No? It saddens me, but I understand. Best of luck in your quest. If you change your mind, you know where to reach me. 174 FCKENLEE Sure do. I have more questions. 175 FCKENLEE Yep. Bye. 176 FCKENLEE I am anxious to see the result of your attempt. Good day. 177 FCKENLEE Good day. 178 FCKENLEE Berating someone? Any fool who had done their research can see that the very basis of Shi-town is the wreckage of this submarine. It seems fruitless to argue with those who would say there is no submarine. 179 FCKENLEE That's very even-tempered of you. 180 FCKENLEE It certainly is. And I deal with these people on a daily basis. Alas! 181 FCKENLEE Well, I have more questions. 182 FCKENLEE Yeah, poor you. Bye. 183 FCKENLEE You are certainly a worthy recipient of our fuel. I believe I can trust you with our secrets. In the back room, you will find the forcefield to the large computer has been turned off. Enter the password "CSPDMSHR-Shih-huang-ti-X9372" and you will find yourself connected to the Emperor Computer. The Emperor will be able to direct our fuel to where you need it. 184 FCKENLEE Thanks. 185 FCKENLEE Guards! The enemy is among us! Guards! 186 FCKENLEE Have they really? Perhaps you would like to turn the tables on them? I can promise you our aid if you will agree to kill AHS-9. 187 FCKENLEE He's as good as dead. 188 FCKENLEE No. 189 FCKENLEE Excellent. I hope to hear of your success soon. 190 FCKENLEE You will. I have more questions. 191 FCKENLEE You will. Bye. 192 FCKENLEE Then in that case, you can only be an enemy. Good day. 193 FCKENLEE Good day. 194 FCKENLEE With the death of AHS-9, the Great and Terrible, the Hubologists pose no real threat to us and our researches. Well done. You have our gratitude. Would you like to speak to the Emperor? 195 FCKENLEE Yes. 196 FCKENLEE Not right now. I have other questions, though. 197 FCKENLEE You have proven yourself to be a friend to the Shi. I believe I can trust you with our secrets. In the back room, you will find the forcefield to the large computer has been turned off. Enter the password "CSPDMSHR-Shih-huang-ti-X9372" and you will find yourself connected to the Emperor Computer. I hope this will prove useful to you. 198 FCKENLEE The Emperor is a COMPUTER? 199 FCKENLEE Got it. Thanks. 200 FCKENLEE Yes. It stores our history, our research, and projects possibilities for the future. It is far better than any fallible human- yet we temper its suggestions with our own knowledge of human nature. 201 FCKENLEE I ... see. Well, thanks for your time. I have a village to rescue. 202 FCKENLEE Our spies report that you have given the vertibird plans to the Hubologists. Steal them for us and you shall be rewarded. 203 FCKENLEE You got it. I have some questions. 204 FCKENLEE No way. 205 FCKENLEE Thank you for the vertibird plans, traveler. What can I do for you? 206 FCKENLEE I have questions. 207 FCKENLEE Um... Nothing. 208 FCKENLEE Once you have obtained the vertibird plans, give them to Dr. Wong Yi Tze. He will put them to good use. 209 FCKENLEE Okay. I have other questions. 210 FCKENLEE Okay. Bye. 211 FCKENLEE . I'd like to see the Emperor. 212 FCKENLEE . 213 FCKENLEE Remember, you must take the plans to Dr. Wong Yi Tze. 214 FCKENLEE You are back to insult me again. I think not. 215 FCKENLEE As I have explained, I will need to know your name. 216 FCKENLEE All right, it's 217 FCKENLEE Forget it, you idiot! 218 FCKENLEE Remember, the Emperor awaits the death of AHS-9. 219 FCKENLEE I am sorry. But I cannot offer what fuel we have to you. Perhaps if you were to speak to the Emperor? 220 FCKENLEE How do I do that? 221 FCKENLEE Can I just ask another question? 222 FCKENLEE I wish I were able to offer you our fuel, but unfortunately our stores are empty. They have been diverted by some means to the Hubologists. It is possible that you would be able to find someone to divert it back. 223 FCKENLEE Can I see the Emperor now? 224 FCKENLEE I respectfully remind you that unless you have given the vertibird plans to Dr. Wong Yi Tze, I can not grant you access to the Emperor. I hope you understand. 500 FCKENLEE Leave immediately, or I will call the guards. 501 FCKENLEE Leave now. This is your second warning. 100 FCLAOCHO You see a man who looks much like a shopkeeper. 101 FCLAOCHO You see Lao Chou, the shopkeeper. 102 FCLAOCHO You see a man in functional, comfortable clothing. 103 FCLAOCHO Greetings! Welcome to my shop, Flying Dragon 8. 104 FCLAOCHO What can I do for you? 105 FCLAOCHO Da aggle oo! 106 FCLAOCHO Stuff! 107 FCLAOCHO Who are you? 108 FCLAOCHO I'm looking for some equipment. 109 FCLAOCHO I'm looking for some information. 110 FCLAOCHO Bye. 111 FCLAOCHO You want to buy something? 112 FCLAOCHO ::nod head:: 113 FCLAOCHO ::shake head:: 114 FCLAOCHO This is what we have, then. 115 FCLAOCHO - end - 00000116 FCLAOCHO Well, I'm afraid that's all I can do for you. Good day. 117 FCLAOCHO -done- 00000118 FCLAOCHO I'm Lao Chou. I run this establishment, Flying Dragon 8, a general store. I have been known to trade in... information. 119 FCLAOCHO What sort of information? 120 FCLAOCHO I see. I'd like some equipment. 121 FCLAOCHO Little happens in this town that I do not know about. Of course, you must know the right question to ask, yes? What do you need to know? 122 FCLAOCHO I'm looking for some upgrades to my equipment. 123 FCLAOCHO Where can I find vertibird plans? 124 FCLAOCHO I need to find fuel for the PMV Valdez. 125 FCLAOCHO I understand I need a FOB to access the Valdez' computer. 126 FCLAOCHO I need some computer parts for the PMV Valdez. 127 FCLAOCHO I'm looking for a spleen. 128 FCLAOCHO I hear some flying machines brought a load of villagers down this way. 129 FCLAOCHO Nothing. Bye. 130 FCLAOCHO Talk to Crocket, over in the Hubologist camp. He is their head scientist. 131 FCLAOCHO Thanks. I want more information. 132 FCLAOCHO Thanks. Bye. 133 FCLAOCHO Look to the north, in Navarro. There is a hidden base near the gas station. 134 FCLAOCHO Thanks. I want more information. 135 FCLAOCHO Thanks. Bye. 136 FCLAOCHO Have you tried looking in the old Vaults? I hear that they are a wealth of information and technology of the ancients. 137 FCLAOCHO Thanks. I want more information. 138 FCLAOCHO Thanks. Bye. 139 FCLAOCHO A spleen? Ha ha! Yes, Chip from the Valdez lost his spleen in a card game the other day. I sold it to Dr. Wong. He was fascinated by it. 140 FCLAOCHO Dr. Wong? Where can I find him? 141 FCLAOCHO How do you lose a spleen? 142 FCLAOCHO Thanks. I have more questions. 143 FCLAOCHO Ah, so. Bye. 144 FCLAOCHO Dr. Wong is the head scientist in the Steel Palace. Seek him there. 145 FCLAOCHO How do you lose a spleen, incidentally? 146 FCLAOCHO Thanks. I want more information. 147 FCLAOCHO Thanks. Bye. 148 FCLAOCHO He was drunk. Very, very drunk. He was obsessed with his spleen all night long. And then he bet it. 149 FCLAOCHO So you took his SPLEEN? 150 FCLAOCHO I see. Well, I have more questions. 151 FCLAOCHO Yes. It was a debt. He is an honorable man. 152 FCLAOCHO I see. I need more information. 153 FCLAOCHO You're a sick, rude bastard, aren't you? 154 FCLAOCHO Right. Bye. 155 FCLAOCHO You are a dishonorable person. I will not have you in my shop. Come back some other time. 156 FCLAOCHO Whatever. 157 FCLAOCHO They did not. They came from the north and flew over us, heading out over the sea. 158 FCLAOCHO Over the horizon? How the hell do I get there? 159 FCLAOCHO Yeah, right they did. Tell me where they are before I open you like a can of sardines. 160 FCLAOCHO Well... none of our boats are capable of that kind of distance. Unless... 161 FCLAOCHO Unless...? 162 FCLAOCHO Thanks for your "help". I'm going to get me some real advice. 163 FCLAOCHO ... unless you can get the old tanker on the docks working. It's an old ship, but probably still functional, if some work is put into it. Ask the punks for more information. 164 FCLAOCHO Thanks. I want more information. 165 FCLAOCHO Thanks. Bye. 166 FCLAOCHO Word has it that the Hubologists have come into a large quantity of fuel recently. Bargain with them. 167 FCLAOCHO Thanks. I want more information. 168 FCLAOCHO Thanks. Bye. 169 FCLAOCHO You might try some of the Shi scientists in the Steel Palace. Perhaps they can help you with your fuel needs. 170 FCLAOCHO Thanks. I want more information. 171 FCLAOCHO Thanks. Bye. 172 FCLAOCHO You are an enemy of my people. Die! 173 FCLAOCHO You have performed well for my people in slaying AHS-9. I hope that I can be of assistance to you in some way. 174 FCLAOCHO Who are you? 175 FCLAOCHO I'm looking for some equipment. 176 FCLAOCHO I'm looking for some information. 177 FCLAOCHO Bye. 178 FCLAOCHO You have already given them to the Hubologists. No? 179 FCLAOCHO Oh yeah...ah...Can I ask something else? 100 FCLOGRD You see a guard in loose clothing, wearing a look of wary boredom. 101 FCLOGRD You see a Palace Guard. 102 FCLOGRD You see a Palace Guard. 103 FCLOGRD Just keep moving along and there'll be no problem. 104 FCLOGRD You have business here? 105 FCLOGRD We're keeping an eye on you. 106 FCLOGRD Don't try anything funny. 107 FCLOGRD Treat our people with respect. 108 FCLOGRD Don't touch that and that's your last warning. 109 FCLOGRD Keep away from there. 110 FCLOGRD Step back, lao wai, or I'll fill you with so much metal you'll clank when you walk. 111 FCLOGRD Step slowly away from that. Make a move for your weapons and you're dead. 112 FCLOGRD Don't even think about that. 113 FCLOGRD Stop that. NOW. 114 FCLOGRD Die, enemy of the people! 115 FCLOGRD I'm sending you to the hell of burning metal! 116 FCLOGRD May the Buddha have mercy on your spirit! 100 FCLOPAN You see an arrogant Shi gangster. 101 FCLOPAN You see Lo Pan, a domineering, ruthless man. 102 FCLOPAN You see a Shi gangster, dressed in silken clothing. His hands are calloused and hard. He seems dangerous and poisonous. 103 FCLOPAN What do you want? 104 FCLOPAN Daggle aggle aggle! 105 FCLOPAN Who you? 106 FCLOPAN Who was that you were fighting? 107 FCLOPAN Who are you? 108 FCLOPAN I want to learn to fight like you. Teach me. 109 FCLOPAN I wish to challenge you. 110 FCLOPAN Forget it. 111 FCLOPAN Get out of here, idiot. I don't have anything to say to you. 112 FCLOPAN GRR! 113 FCLOPAN I'm Lo Pan. I'm the best fighter in town, except for the Dragon. And one day, he's a dead man. When that happens, I'll teach others my style. 114 FCLOPAN Teach me! 115 FCLOPAN Tank yu. 116 FCLOPAN You want to learn? Do you have what it takes? Let's see. 117 FCLOPAN -done- 00000118 FCLOPAN Teach you? I don't think so. You look far too self-righteous. Get out of here. 119 FCLOPAN What the... ? 120 FCLOPAN Oh, look, the idiot. I don't want to talk to you. Go away. 121 FCLOPAN Duhhh... 122 FCLOPAN Him? The Dragon. He's a weakling who fosters weakness. 123 FCLOPAN The people are sheep. You should serve yourself. 124 FCLOPAN What, you're evil? 125 FCLOPAN I see. I have more questions. 126 FCLOPAN Evil? Hardly. Just smart. Maybe if you're so concerned about doing the right thing by people, you should see the Dragon. He likes simpering weaklings like you. 127 FCLOPAN -done- 00000128 FCLOPAN Yes, I should. And I do. Unfortunately, the Dragon stands in the way. We're too evenly balanced in our fight against each other. I need just one trained person to help me. 129 FCLOPAN I am that person. 130 FCLOPAN I see. Well, I have more questions. 131 FCLOPAN I see. Well, so long. 132 FCLOPAN Are you? Can you fight a man hand to hand, foot to face, without relying on armor and weapons? 133 FCLOPAN I can, but why should I? 134 FCLOPAN Sounds fair to me. How does this test work? 135 FCLOPAN Oh. Well, in that case, I gotta go. 136 FCLOPAN Because otherwise the peasants will curse me and it'll make it that much harder to cow them when I've beaten the Dragon. 137 FCLOPAN Got it. Let's start the test. 138 FCLOPAN Got it. I have more questions. 139 FCLOPAN Riiight. See ya. 140 FCLOPAN You want to fight me to the death, or do you just want to see who's better? 141 FCLOPAN To the finish. I can take you. 142 FCLOPAN A test of skills. I don't want to kill you. 143 FCLOPAN Neither. Forget it. 144 FCLOPAN Great. I hope you have a grave ready. Did the Dragon send you? 145 FCLOPAN Yes. I'm doing this for the Shi. 146 FCLOPAN No. I'm doing this because I think you're scum. 147 FCLOPAN A tough one, eh? You'll fight my men first, and then we'll see if you're worthy of fighting me. 148 FCLOPAN -begin- 00000149 FCLOPAN I'm Lo Pan. I'm also the "sworn enemy" of the Dragon. Why he insists on having a sworn enemy is beyond me. I just fight as well as him, and I think he's weak-hearted and allows others to live under his shadow. We're enemies because we have the same fighting style, and whoever wins will be the one who carries the tradition. 150 FCLOPAN I'm not too bad at hand-to-hand combat myself. Wanna give me a try? 151 FCLOPAN That's interesting. Must be rewarding. I have more questions. 152 FCLOPAN Thanks. Bye. 153 FCLOPAN I may be a scumbag, but never will it be said I don't stand up for my people. I'm going to hurt you before you die. 154 FCLOPAN -done- 00000155 FCLOPAN Then you're a fool and a dog doing the bidding of others. I will laugh when you die. 156 FCLOPAN - attack now, with armor and weapons - 00000157 FCLOPAN - enter the ring, remove armor and weapons, and fight hand to hand - 00000158 FCLOPAN Good. At least you're your own master. Are you tough enough to fight without weapons or armor? 159 FCLOPAN - attack now, with armor and weapons - 00000160 FCLOPAN - enter the ring, remove armor and weapons, and fight hand to hand - 00000161 FCLOPAN Baaa, sheep, baaa! Go back to your robed masters. I don't have anything to say to you. 162 FCLOPAN -done- 00000163 FCLOPAN Didn't I tell you to talk to the Dragon about your moral qualms? He'll hold your hand. I won't. Now leave. 164 FCLOPAN -done- 00000165 FCLOPAN You are, I must admit, even better a fighter than I am. You wanna try for the Dragon? 166 FCLOPAN Yes. I'll do it right now. 167 FCLOPAN It's not really my fight. 168 FCLOPAN Sure, but I have some questions. 169 FCLOPAN No, it's not. But the Dragon still beats me. If you have any backbone, you'll take him out. But then, I never expected pride from a lao wai. 170 FCLOPAN Right. I have questions. 171 FCLOPAN Yeah, whatever. Bye. 172 FCLOPAN I just got back from killing a lao wai who tried to steal our secrets. The Dragon and I took him out. We worked well together, I must admit. 173 FCLOPAN Great. I have questions. 174 FCLOPAN Great. Bye. 175 FCLOPAN The Dragon is dead. I don't believe it. At least now we won't have those pesky traditions dogging our every step. Thanks. 176 FCLOPAN Great. I have questions. 177 FCLOPAN Great. Bye. 200 FCLOPAN Lo Pan detects your advance and you slip by him. 201 FCLOPAN Look, I don't appreciate anyone taking my things, so go steal someone else's. Leave now. 202 FCLOPAN I warned you to leave, not to die. Oh well. 203 FCLOPAN You already took the test of the Dragon! 204 FCLOPAN I am done training today. Return tommorow. 205 FCLOPAN I am Master Khung, your final test. 206 FCLOPAN I am Imbot. Be ready. 207 FCLOPAN I am Wejungh. Prepare yourself. 208 FCLOPAN I am Loopal. You will get no further. 209 FCLOPAN I am Smitty. It is your time to be beaten. 210 FCLOPAN I am Master Krall. You are finished. 211 FCLOPAN FIGHT! 212 FCLOPAN You need to train more. 213 FCLOPAN Prepare yourself! 214 FCLOPAN You have beaten Lo Pan in mortal combat. For some reason the sun seems a little brighter today. 215 FCLOPAN You have already defeated my men. You have passed my test. You are ready to fight the Dragon. 216 FCLOPAN You're pretty good already. Go learn to shoot or something. 217 FCLOPAN Let us begin. Follow my lead. 218 FCLOPAN Training is done for the day. 219 FCLOPAN You have learned well. 220 FCLOPAN You have already defeated my men. No others wish to challenge you. 221 FCLOPAN You have helped me and did not even know it. With the Dragon dead I no longer have to follow those outdated moral traditions. 222 FCLOPAN It was my pleasure. Bye. 223 FCLOPAN You're welcome. Bye bye. 224 FCLOPAN You're welcome. Can I ask a question? 225 FCLOPAN Welcome. Me ask? 226 FCLOPAN You WIN! 227 FCLOPAN You LOSE! 228 FCLOPAN Next Opponent! 229 FCLOPAN Hey, look I what I found. 230 FCLOPAN First, you will need to prove you can do it. I will have you go up against five of my fighters - one at a time. If you beat them then you will receive your final test. 231 FCLOPAN What is that? 232 FCLOPAN Sounds like too much trouble. Bye. 233 FCLOPAN You will need to defeat me. However, none of these battles will to be to the death - to protect my men, of course. [he sneers] 234 FCLOPAN Let's get it on! 235 FCLOPAN You can take care of the Dragon yourself. 236 FCLOPAN [Lo Pan studies you and then throws a quick punch which smacks you in the nose before you can even react.] You are not good enough. 237 FCLOPAN Ok, but can I ask something else? 100 FCMALPNK You see a male tanker vagrant. 101 FCMALPNK You see a male punk. 102 FCMALPNK You see a fairly handsome, cynical man wearing tattered clothing. 103 FCMALPNK Nothing's on. 104 FCMALPNK I'm sick of fish. 105 FCMALPNK The sooner we move on, the better. 106 FCMALPNK The best thing about being a nomad is self-control. 107 FCMALPNK In fact, I'd rather die than give you control. 108 FCMALPNK No one runs my life! I'm the king of me! 109 FCMALPNK I'm my own boss. 110 FCMALPNK I'm unique! Just like everyone else! 111 FCMALPNK Sometimes world-weary cynicism bores me. 112 FCMALPNK Next time, I want to find a tribe of goths. 113 FCMALPNK I saw Selmy and Barro torn apart downstairs. 114 FCMALPNK I hear the Shi Emperor is inhumanly smart. 115 FCMALPNK These Shi sure look funny. 116 FCMALPNK I'm open-minded, huh? 117 FCMALPNK I'll share my girlfriend if you'll share yours. 118 FCMALPNK Look at all these new punks. Posers. 119 FCMALPNK AHS-9 cheated us and he'll cheat you too if you let him. 120 FCMALPNK Sheep. You're nothing but a killing sheep. 121 FCMALPNK Tell those bastard Hubologists we'll never come over. 122 FCMALPNK Ain't never going over to the Hub. 123 FCMALPNK Hope you're proud of yourself. 124 FCMALPNK Won't they ever realize killing our "leader" won't make us follow theirs? 125 FCMALPNK You're an asshole. 126 FCMALPNK Baah! Baah! 127 FCMALPNK So how was it, taking it from a mutant? 128 FCMALPNK Did that big strong mutie Francis hurt you? 129 FCMALPNK Francis play with you? 130 FCMALPNK Francis is a pretty big guy. 131 FCMALPNK Big ol' Francis, huh? 133 FCMALPNK Hey! It's the gimp! 134 FCMALPNK Hey, if you need any help from us, don't bother asking. 135 FCMALPNK Wow! A talking asshole! 136 FCMALPNK You pull anything being such a jerk? 137 FCMALPNK Sacrifice our li'l Chippie, will you? 138 FCMALPNK Poor Chip. 139 FCMALPNK Oh, look, it's the "hero". 140 FCMALPNK Hey, everyone! It's the selfish asshole! 141 FCMALPNK Like anyone wants to talk to you now. 142 FCMALPNK Chip-hater! 143 FCMALPNK Can I do anything for you? Too bad! 144 FCMALPNK Don't talk to me. 145 FCMALPNK Nice of you to try for Chip's spleen. 146 FCMALPNK At least you tried. 147 FCMALPNK Poor Chip. 148 FCMALPNK Tough break for ol' Chippie. 149 FCMALPNK Chip's getting weaker. Too bad. 150 FCMALPNK Good going with the spleen! 151 FCMALPNK Wow... a hero AND a spleen-finder. 152 FCMALPNK Didn't know they made spleens. 153 FCMALPNK Thanks for saving Chip. 154 FCMALPNK Hey there, Chip lover! 155 FCMALPNK We're all happy for Chip. 156 FCMALPNK Thanks for saving Chip. 157 FCMALPNK Now Badger will be easier to live with. 158 FCMALPNK I always did like Suze. Glad she's not dead. 159 FCMALPNK I wonder if Suze will nanny for my kids? 160 FCMALPNK Kill the monsters, save the girlfriend... Is there any hero shit you don't do? 161 FCMALPNK Can you save my girlfriend too? Ha ha! 162 FCMALPNK Maybe Badger will sleep with you for saving his girlfriend. 163 FCMALPNK I'll bet Badger's really happy now. 164 FCMALPNK Maybe you ought to ask Badger for some favors. 165 FCMALPNK Poor Badger. Poor Suze. 166 FCMALPNK I warned her not to go down there... 167 FCMALPNK ... damn hold-monsters... 168 FCMALPNK I feel really sorry for Badger now. 169 FCMALPNK Death on the ship. Poor Suze. 170 FCMALPNK Man... is life going to get any better? 171 FCMALPNK It's dangerous down there! 172 FCMALPNK Geez... why'd she go down there? 173 FCMALPNK We ought to seal off the hold. 174 FCMALPNK Let's get off the ship. 175 FCMALPNK You gonna take the tanker out west? 176 FCMALPNK Guess it's about to time to abandon ship. 177 FCMALPNK I'm about ready to move out of here. 178 FCMALPNK I got my shit all packed up. 179 FCMALPNK Don't think I want to be heading west. 183 FCMALPNK Know any good places to settle down? 184 FCMALPNK I'll make sure the place is clean before I go. 185 FCMALPNK Let's get the show on the road! 186 FCMALPNK Geez... no more Badger. 187 FCMALPNK Who would've killed him? 188 FCMALPNK I don't know shit about computers. Do you? 189 FCMALPNK Man... Badger knew all the cool places to go. 190 FCMALPNK Now I'll never hear his band play! 191 FCMALPNK Stupid killers... getting rid of Badger... stupid. 192 FCMALPNK I am so full of hate right now. 193 FCMALPNK I want revenge for Badger! 100 FCMARC You see a friendly-looking punk. 101 FCMARC You see Marc. 102 FCMARC You see a friendly-looking punk. 103 FCMARC You son of a bitch - how could you do this to us? 104 FCMARC What can I do for ya, mama-jamma? 105 FCMARC What can I do ya for, mama-jamma? 106 FCMARC Ooh! Ooh! Aah! 107 FCMARC Who are you? 108 FCMARC What is this place? 109 FCMARC Who's in charge? 110 FCMARC Nothing. Bye. 111 FCMARC Hmm. Nope, sorry, can't help you with that. Maybe you should try someone else. 112 FCMARC Anks? 113 FCMARC I'm Marc. I'm the resident smart-ass and know-it-all. ::he smiles:: 114 FCMARC Oh. I have other questions. 115 FCMARC Bye. 116 FCMARC This is the Poseidon Marine Vessel Valdez - also called the PMV Valdez. If you want more information about the Valdez, the best person to ask is the Captain. 117 FCMARC The Captain? Who's that? 118 FCMARC I have other questions. 119 FCMARC Bye. 120 FCMARC In charge? No one's in charge of us. 121 FCMARC Where'd you all come from? 122 FCMARC I have other questions to ask you, then. 123 FCMARC Bye. 124 FCMARC The Captain is a tough-ass ol' military guy. He sits upstairs there and checks the place out. He's got some thorough knowledge about this ship. 125 FCMARC Thanks. I have more questions. 126 FCMARC Thanks. Bye. 127 FCMARC Oh, all over the wasteland. We'd heard things about San Francisco, passed down from our elders. Some of us have ancestors who used to live here before the great war. You want to hear more? 128 FCMARC Yes. 129 FCMARC No, but I wanted to ask you something else. 130 FCMARC No, that's all. 131 FCMARC We're a band of musicians, tekheads, geeks, and artists. We thought we'd come back to someplace famous for artistic and personal freedom. I came here to spawn. Wanna hear more still? 132 FCMARC Yes. 133 FCMARC No, but I wanted to ask you something else. 134 FCMARC No, that's all. 135 FCMARC Well, when we got here, we figured we'd camp out here until we either figured out how to get this tanker moving again or until we thought of something else. 136 FCMARC Have you figured out how to move the tanker? 137 FCMARC Tell me about the Hubologists. 138 FCMARC Tell me about the Shi. 139 FCMARC I have other questions. 140 FCMARC Thanks. Bye. 141 FCMARC I think the Captain's figured out how to do it - but we need several elements first. We've basically given up on taking it for ourselves, to tell the truth - we've got other plans now. 142 FCMARC What are they? 143 FCMARC Where can I find the Captain? 144 FCMARC I wanted to ask something else. 145 FCMARC Bye. 146 FCMARC They're crazy. Don't trust them - unless you're mentally feeble or like being screwed over. They're interested only in your money and your soul, and there's a good chance they'll destroy the one to get at the other. I've seen it happen too many times. 147 FCMARC Have you figured out to move the tanker? 148 FCMARC Tell me about the Shi. 149 FCMARC I have other questions. 150 FCMARC Bye. 151 FCMARC They're a good sort, as far as they go. They're a little untrusting of outsiders, but then, that's not always such a bad attitude to take in these times. They've got some weird customs and they talk funny, but they're all right. 152 FCMARC Have you figured out to move the tanker? 153 FCMARC Tell me about the Hubologists. 154 FCMARC I have other questions. 155 FCMARC Bye. 156 FCMARC You want to know what our plans are? We're going to keep moving around until we can find a place that hasn't been screwed over by human greed and then we're going to try to set up a better society. 157 FCMARC Do you know how you're going to do that? 158 FCMARC I have other questions. 159 FCMARC Thanks. Bye. 160 FCMARC We're hoping that if we can avoid society's mistakes. Hell, things can't get much worse. 161 FCMARC Have you figured out to move the tanker? 162 FCMARC Tell me about the Hubologists. 163 FCMARC Tell me about the Shi. 164 FCMARC I have other questions. 165 FCMARC Thanks. Bye. 166 FCMARC You seen Badger's girlfriend around? 100 FCMERCHA You see a merchant. 101 FCMERCHA You see a merchant. 102 FCMERCHA You see an animated Shi merchant. Like all the others, he seems to be full of wind. 103 FCMERCHA Come buy octopus! Very tasty! 104 FCMERCHA You like fish? We got fish! 105 FCMERCHA Hey! Hey! Buy this! Buy this! 106 FCMERCHA Don't buy from him! He's a lousy thief! 107 FCMERCHA Come over here and see this! You like it very much! 108 FCMERCHA Check it out! Check it out! Check it out! 109 FCMERCHA Hey, lao wai! You want a deal? I've got deals! 110 FCMERCHA Come 'ere! Come 'ere! Come 'ere! 111 FCMERCHA You think that's good? Check this out! 112 FCMERCHA We got fish, we got seaweed, we got rice, we got... umm... 113 FCMERCHA Ain't much that grows here, but what does, we got it in stock! 114 FCMERCHA You go home! You go home, lao wai! 115 FCMERCHA We don't want your business! 116 FCMERCHA Leave! Leave! 117 FCMERCHA Your money no good here! You go now! 118 FCMERCHA You go now! 119 FCMERCHA You not like to fight? Mai Da Chiang has weapons for you! 120 FCMERCHA You a lover and not a fighter, eh? 121 FCMERCHA Hey, grasshopper! 122 FCMERCHA Come buy octopus! Very tasty! 123 FCMERCHA You like fish? We got fish! 124 FCMERCHA Hey! Hey! Buy this! Buy this! 125 FCMERCHA Don't buy from him! He's a lousy thief! 126 FCMERCHA Come over here and see this! You like it very much! 127 FCMERCHA Check it out! Check it out! Check it out! 128 FCMERCHA Hey lao wai! You want a deal? I've got deals! 129 FCMERCHA Come 'ere! Come 'ere! Come 'ere! 130 FCMERCHA You think that's good? Check this out! 131 FCMERCHA We got fish, we got seaweed, we got rice, we got... umm... 132 FCMERCHA Ain't much that grows here, but what does, we got it in stock! 133 FCMERCHA We got dead advisor sale! 134 FCMERCHA Man... will the new leader give us new taxes? 135 FCMERCHA Poor Ken Lee. 136 FCMERCHA Shi-Town will never be the same without old Ken Lee. 137 FCMERCHA You like fish? We got fish! 138 FCMERCHA Hey! Hey! Buy this! Buy this! 139 FCMERCHA Don't buy from him! He's a lousy thief! 140 FCMERCHA Come over here and see this! You like it very much! 141 FCMERCHA Check it out! Check it out! Check it out! 142 FCMERCHA Hey lao wai! You want a deal? I've got deals! 143 FCMERCHA Come 'ere! Come 'ere! Come 'ere! 144 FCMERCHA You think that's good? Check this out! 145 FCMERCHA We got fish, we got seaweed, we got rice, we got... umm... 146 FCMERCHA Ain't much that grows here, but what does, we got it in stock! 100 FCNLUKE You see a man in metal armor. 101 FCNLUKE You see Luke. 102 FCNLUKE You see a man wearing metal armor with a lightning bolt insignia on it. 103 FCNLUKE Hello, 104 FCNLUKE . I'm Luke, what can I do for you? 105 FCNLUKE How you know name? 106 FCNLUKE How do you know my name? 107 FCNLUKE Joshua mentioned that you stopped by our Den office. He said you were a small fish making big waves. 108 FCNLUKE Word gets around. You're a small fish making big waves. 109 FCNLUKE What that mean? 110 FCNLUKE What do you mean by that? 111 FCNLUKE You're attracting the attention of a lot of people. You need to be careful. 112 FCNLUKE Go on. 113 FCNLUKE Go on, I'm listening. 114 FCNLUKE I've said enough for now. I think you should get about your business. 115 FCNLUKE This same blow off me get from Joshua. Me need ask question. 116 FCNLUKE Wait, me need ask question. 117 FCNLUKE This is the same blow off I got from Joshua. Can I ask you some questions? 118 FCNLUKE Wait, I need to ask you some questions. 119 FCNLUKE Joshua allowed you one question; I'll do the same. What will it be? 120 FCNLUKE All right, you're allowed one question. What will it be? 121 FCNLUKE You know where me find GECK? 122 FCNLUKE You know where me find Vault 13? 123 FCNLUKE Who the hell are you guys? 124 FCNLUKE Do you know where I can find a GECK? 125 FCNLUKE Do you know where I can find Vault 13? 126 FCNLUKE Who the hell are you guys? 127 FCNLUKE Yes, I believe that Vault 13 never used theirs. You should be able to find one there. Good luck, 128 FCNLUKE Wait! Where vault? 129 FCNLUKE Now wait a minute! Where's the vault? 130 FCNLUKE Yes, its location is stored in the vault 15 computer systems, east of here. Good luck, 131 FCNLUKE . 132 FCNLUKE Thanks. 133 FCNLUKE We are the Brotherhood of Steel. There is nothing more that I will tell you at this time. Good luck, 134 FCNLUKE Wait! Me need know even more now! 135 FCNLUKE Wait, you can't just leave it at that! 136 FCNLUKE Hello again. I have nothing more to say to you. 137 FCNLUKE . Well... You've certainly come a long way from the simple tribesman. You should visit our San Francisco office some time. You might find it rewarding. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be going. 138 FCNLUKE Hello again. I have nothing more to say to you. 139 FCNLUKE Wait... 140 FCNLUKE That is a private office. 141 FCNLUKE There is nothing for you in there. 100 FCOZ7 You see a cowled Hubologist. Somehow, this one seems different. 101 FCOZ7 You see AHS-7, the second in command. 102 FCOZ7 You see a cowled Hubologist. 103 FCOZ7 Guards! An oppressive! Strike it down! 104 FCOZ7 You. State your business. 105 FCOZ7 Aaagh! Nu! Nee! 106 FCOZ7 I have a letter for AHS-9 from the Enlightened One in NCR. 107 FCOZ7 I'm here to speak to Crocket about some armor. 108 FCOZ7 I'd like to look around. 109 FCOZ7 I'm interested in potentially joining your group. 110 FCOZ7 Who are you? 111 FCOZ7 I've come to kill you all. 112 FCOZ7 Ah, poor child. Would you like to be aligned? 113 FCOZ7 Es! 114 FCOZ7 No! 115 FCOZ7 Poor child. Already aligned, yet unable to articulate. Go on in. 116 FCOZ7 Ank yu! 117 FCOZ7 Go in and find Juan and Vikki. They can help you. Good luck, child. 118 FCOZ7 Ank yu! 119 FCOZ7 ::his voice hardens:: Then I see no reason you should be admitted here. Good day. 120 FCOZ7 Ey! 121 FCOZ7 Very well. Be quick, though - he's a busy, busy man. 122 FCOZ7 Okay. 123 FCOZ7 This is not a place that is open for random tours. Good day. 124 FCOZ7 -done- 00000125 FCOZ7 Excellent! Go in, go in. Speak to Juan Cruz and Vikki Goldman - they're celebrities, you know, but they'll talk to YOU. 126 FCOZ7 Who are they? 127 FCOZ7 Ooh! Celebrities! 128 FCOZ7 I am AHS-7, the second in command of this facility. Before you ask: AHS stands for Aligned Hub Seeker, which means that I have cleared seven levels of neurodynes from my spirit. This means that I am more enlightened and closer to the hub of the Great Wheel than you. And this means that you will tell me what you want here. Now. 129 FCOZ7 I have a letter for AHS-9 from the Enlightened One in NCR. 130 FCOZ7 I'm here to speak to Crocket about some armor. 131 FCOZ7 I'd like to look around. 132 FCOZ7 I'm interested in potentially joining your group. 133 FCOZ7 I've come to kill you all. 134 FCOZ7 They're stars from New Reno. They heard the truth behind our gospel and came to cleanse their neurodynes. 135 FCOZ7 Where do I find them? 136 FCOZ7 Well, forget it. I'm out of here. 137 FCOZ7 You can find them in the prayer room, showing all our new recruits and the raw meat just how rewarding it is to be a Hubologist. 138 FCOZ7 Well, let me at 'em! 139 FCOZ7 I'll be the judge of that. Let's get the show on the road. 140 FCOZ7 Forget it. I'm out of here. 141 FCOZ7 So now you've spoken to Juan and Vikki. Are you interested in joining our friends in the search for enlightenment to the Great Wheel? 142 FCOZ7 Oh yes. Yes yes yes. 143 FCOZ7 Sure. 144 FCOZ7 Not right now. Can I get back to you? 145 FCOZ7 I don't think it's my bag. Sorry. 146 FCOZ7 Hell no. Your crazy cult deserves to be torched down to the ground. 147 FCOZ7 ::he smiles:: You won't regret this. You may have the run of the compound. Oh... you're a person who knows how to use a weapon. Would you care to use yours in the service of the Great Wheel? 148 FCOZ7 Yes. 149 FCOZ7 Maybe later. 150 FCOZ7 Do not wait too long before returning with a reply. Your neurodynes will be filled with more and more pollution until we can begin the cleansing process. 151 FCOZ7 I changed my mind. I'll join. 152 FCOZ7 You got it. Talk to you later. 153 FCOZ7 You may leave this compound safely, traveler, but I would recommend not returning. If you do not travel with us, then you work against us - and I would hate to see you hurt. 154 FCOZ7 Thanks for the concern. See you. 155 FCOZ7 I don't think I'd be the one hurt. So long. 156 FCOZ7 Torch us? TORCH US? GUARDS! KILL THE UNBELIEVER! 157 FCOZ7 -done- 00000158 FCOZ7 So. You have now had time to reconsider your decision. Will you join us? 159 FCOZ7 Yes. 160 FCOZ7 No. 161 FCOZ7 I still need more time. 162 FCOZ7 You do not have more time. Make your choice, meat. 163 FCOZ7 Fine, I'll join. 164 FCOZ7 Forget it. I don't like strong-arm tactics. 165 FCOZ7 The oppressive Shi have been contesting our power and wreaking havoc among our brethren with their neurodyne-influencing ways. We believe that if their Emperor is killed, they will see the error of their ways. Will you kill the Emperor? 166 FCOZ7 Yeah, I'll do it. 167 FCOZ7 No, the Shi have never done anything to me. 168 FCOZ7 Perhaps you will reconsider. Let me know if you do. Now, is there anything the Hub can provide for you, recruit? 169 FCOZ7 Yes, I have some questions. 170 FCOZ7 No, not right now, thanks. 171 FCOZ7 Have you thought on aiding us in our struggle against the oppresive Shi? The Star Father will bless you if you take part in our crusade. 172 FCOZ7 I still am not sure I want to do it. 173 FCOZ7 I'll do it. 174 FCOZ7 Perhaps I can ease your troubled soul. What do you need? 175 FCOZ7 Where can I get fuel for the Poseidon tanker? 176 FCOZ7 Where can I find the meaning of all the terms you use? 177 FCOZ7 When does the ship take off? 178 FCOZ7 Where is Crocket? 179 FCOZ7 Nothing, thanks. Bye. 180 FCOZ7 Let us know when you have completed your task. 181 FCOZ7 Will do. I have more questions. 182 FCOZ7 Sure thing. Bye. 183 FCOZ7 Have you removed the Emperor's oppressive stain from this material existence? 184 FCOZ7 Not yet. 185 FCOZ7 Yes, AHS-7. He is dead. 186 FCOZ7 The de facto leader of the Tanker vagrants is a piece of anti-therapeutic raw meat named Badger. With his death, they will come to understand our position. Will you remove him? 187 FCOZ7 I'll do it. 188 FCOZ7 He hasn't done me any harm. I'd rather not. 189 FCOZ7 So... have you reconsidered whether you would remove this "Badger"? 190 FCOZ7 I'll do it. 191 FCOZ7 I'd still rather not. 192 FCOZ7 Have you removed this "Badger"? 193 FCOZ7 Not yet. 194 FCOZ7 Yes. He's gone. 195 FCOZ7 His people shall embrace the Hub! All will be well! You have performed a great service! 196 FCOZ7 Thanks! I have more questions. 197 FCOZ7 I do it all for the Wheel. Farewell. 198 FCOZ7 Actually, now I'm going to kill you too. 199 FCOZ7 Now that the ship is filled with fuel, we await only the word of AHS-9 the Great and Terrible to achieve liftoff. 200 FCOZ7 Sure we will. I have some questions. 201 FCOZ7 Thanks. Bye. 202 FCOZ7 Aside from the precious fuel we need to launch ourselves into the bosom of our starry brethren on the planet Quetzel, I can't think of a place. Perhaps the Shi? 203 FCOZ7 Huh. I have more questions. 204 FCOZ7 Yeah, maybe. 205 FCOZ7 I understand the Shi have a massive tank of fuel. Maybe you can steal it from them. 206 FCOZ7 That's an idea. I have more questions. 207 FCOZ7 Maybe. Thanks. 208 FCOZ7 Simply use the holodisc Juan and Vikki provided to you and check out the Glossary. 209 FCOZ7 Thanks. More questions? 210 FCOZ7 Thanks. 211 FCOZ7 When AHS-9 receives his vision from the Hub, we will leave, and join him in celestial glory! 212 FCOZ7 Yeah, praise the Wheel or whatever. I have more questions. 213 FCOZ7 Most informative. Thanks. 214 FCOZ7 He's usually in his lab, working on ways to perfect our bodies and our spirits. 215 FCOZ7 Thanks. I wanted to ask something else. 216 FCOZ7 Thanks. 217 FCOZ7 Before you can truly be one of us, we must perform an initial zeta scan - an alignment. Are you prepared for your scan? 218 FCOZ7 No! No scan! 219 FCOZ7 Sure. Let's do it. 220 FCOZ7 Without a scan, you cannot join us. Are you sure you wish to refuse? 221 FCOZ7 Absolutely sure. I don't want to be monkeyed with by your machines. 222 FCOZ7 Oh, all right. Scan me. 223 FCOZ7 We have eliminated some of your dirtiest neurodynes. You are now rated as AHS-1. Are you ready to join our noble cause? 224 FCOZ7 Oh yes. 225 FCOZ7 Nope. Don't want to now. 226 FCOZ7 Lesson 1: Here we have eternity. Over here is where Quetzel is. [points at something] And here is where we are. [points at something] Now all we have to do is walk really far to get there. 227 FCOZ7 Man, we're going to need a lot of shoes. 228 FCOZ7 Can I still think about it? 229 FCOZ7 You again? What? 230 FCOZ7 Is there anything else you need me to do? 100 FCOZ9 You see a well-dressed man. 101 FCOZ9 You see AHS-9, the Great and Terrible. 102 FCOZ9 You see a well-dressed man. 103 FCOZ9 You blaspheme the Hub's name! You must die! 104 FCOZ9 Your perfidy knows no bounds! 105 FCOZ9 The Great Wheel will run you over! 106 FCOZ9 You are in the presence of AHS-9, the Great and Terrible. What is it you desire of him? 107 FCOZ9 Agh a nu, AHS! 108 FCOZ9 I'm looking for my people. I heard they came down this way in flying ships. 109 FCOZ9 I have many questions for you, AHS-9. 110 FCOZ9 The Enlightened One in NCR wanted me to deliver a letter. She said something about a reward? 111 FCOZ9 The Enlightened One in NCR wanted me to deliver a letter. Here you go. 112 FCOZ9 Oh, AHS-9, I come bearing a letter from your agent in NCR. I bow to your glory. 113 FCOZ9 Your death. Good bye, old man. 114 FCOZ9 Nothing, sorry. 115 FCOZ9 Yes, my child? 116 FCOZ9 Hinchoaf? [You can understand me?] 117 FCOZ9 Aagga diggle doodle doo! [Oh, thank goodness. I'm looking for my people. I need to get over the big water.] 118 FCOZ9 Poopy pants! [Well, thanks for your time. I have to be running along now. A pleasure talking to you.] 119 FCOZ9 I can't understand a word you're saying. Perhaps you should see Juan or Vikki about an alignment. 120 FCOZ9 Anks! 121 FCOZ9 Of course, child. The alignment has cleared your basic neurodynes and aligned them with mine and the spokes of the Great Wheel. What do you need? 122 FCOZ9 Aagga diggle doodle doo! [Oh, thank goodness. I'm looking for my people. I need to get over the big water.] 123 FCOZ9 B-b-b-enny [Nothing, thanks. It's just nice being able to talk to you. Bye!] 124 FCOZ9 If you'll agree to do me a favor, I can help you, child. 125 FCOZ9 Oik? [What is it? I'd be happy to be of assistance.] 126 FCOZ9 No! 127 FCOZ9 My counterpart, The Emperor of Shi-town, has been making my life miserable. I'd like you to end his. In return, I'll make sure you can get where you need to be. 128 FCOZ9 Ays! [I'll do it.] 129 FCOZ9 No! 130 FCOZ9 If you change your mind, let me know. Remember, I may be the only way you have of reaching your family. 131 FCOZ9 Ok. [What is this favor?] 132 FCOZ9 Didgeroo! [Thanks, I'd rather not owe anyone. So long!] 133 FCOZ9 Good. Let me know when you're done, and I'll begin making inquiries into ways we can achieve your goal at the same time. Farewell, child. 134 FCOZ9 D'bye! [So long, AHS-9. You're a great man.] 135 FCOZ9 Have you completed your task? Your future and that of the Wheel on this planet depend on it. 136 FCOZ9 Unh-uh [Not yet. I just wanted to say hi.] 137 FCOZ9 I'm working on it. I have some questions. 138 FCOZ9 Not yet. I'll get back to you. 139 FCOZ9 Greetings to you as well. Now, please finish your job so that I may aid you. 140 FCOZ9 Ng! Ng! [Yes, sir!] 141 FCOZ9 I can see by your emanations that you have succeeded in ridding the world of the polluting neurodynes of the Emperor. 142 FCOZ9 Jirsa! [Yes, I have. How is your part of the bargain coming along?] 143 FCOZ9 Yes, I have. Now I require your assistance in helping my people. 144 FCOZ9 If you go to Shi-town's docks, you will find the PMV Valdez. Enter the ship. Head to your right, and up to the captain's station. Hit the Go button, and the tanker will sail you to your destination. 145 FCOZ9 Anks! [It has been a pleasure, AHS-9. I wish you all the best. Good bye.] 146 FCOZ9 Flying ships? You must be referring to the Enclave and their vertibirds. 147 FCOZ9 Yeah, I guess so. 148 FCOZ9 Enclave? Enclave who? 149 FCOZ9 Trust me, child, you are referring to the Enclave. 150 FCOZ9 Yeah, okay. How do I find them? 151 FCOZ9 The Enclave are a remnant of the past - a neurodyne that has yet to be aligned. They have hidden bases all over the shards of old California, and their strongest stronghold is off to the west, over the waters. 152 FCOZ9 How do I get there? 153 FCOZ9 How do you know all this? 154 FCOZ9 That, my child, you will have to discover on your own. Ask around and you shall find the truth. 155 FCOZ9 Very helpful. I have more questions. 156 FCOZ9 How do you know all this? 157 FCOZ9 Whatever. Bye. 158 FCOZ9 Child, I am AHS-9. I see many things that transpire in the fleshy world. Do you have more questions, or may I return to my meditations? 159 FCOZ9 More questions. 160 FCOZ9 Return to your meditations. I'm done. 161 FCOZ9 You have killed the Emperor and destroyed his minions? 162 FCOZ9 Yes, I have. 163 FCOZ9 Then there is no one who can stand in my way! But I see no need to be beholden to a mere tool. Farewell - and good riddance! 164 FCOZ9 Why, you scumbag. I'm going to kill you now. 165 FCOZ9 Oh. Well, if that's the way it's got to be. So long. 166 FCOZ9 A letter from the Enlightened One? Is that what she calls herself now? Bah. [he takes the letter from you] And she promised a reward? You have a reward - my gratitude. Good day. 167 FCOZ9 That's it? Old man, you're dead. 168 FCOZ9 Err, I had some questions. 169 FCOZ9 Gee, great. Bye. 170 FCOZ9 Address your questions to AHS-7. I am AHS-9, the Great and Terrible, and I have many matters on my mind. Trouble me not, meat. 171 FCOZ9 If you won't answer my questions, you'll answer my weapons. 172 FCOZ9 Whatever. 173 FCOZ9 Ahh, a letter from my field agent. Pity she calls herself "The Enlightened One" - it shows that she truly is not enlightened. You have my gratitude. 174 FCOZ9 No problem. I have a question or two, though. 175 FCOZ9 Great. Bye. 176 FCOZ9 Yes, my child? 177 FCOZ9 When does the spaceship take off? 178 FCOZ9 Do you have any tasks for me? 179 FCOZ9 Where does all the money we provide go? 180 FCOZ9 Oh, nothing. Forget it. 181 FCOZ9 My counterpart, The Emperor of Shi-town, has been making my life miserable. I'd like you to end his. In return, I'll make sure you can get where you need to be. 182 FCOZ9 Sure thing, boss. See ya. 183 FCOZ9 I'd rather not. 184 FCOZ9 Seek out Badger, whose caustic presence holds those pathetic tanker vagrants together. Rid our fair city of him. When you have done so, visit AHS-7. 185 FCOZ9 Sure thing, boss. See ya. 186 FCOZ9 I'd rather not. 187 FCOZ9 I was not aware I had made it a request, child. Kill him! 188 FCOZ9 No. 189 FCOZ9 Oh, all right. I'll do it. 190 FCOZ9 You disobey the commands of AHS-9, the Great and Terrible? Then you shall die. 191 FCOZ9 Bring it on. 192 FCOZ9 Wait, I changed my mind. 193 FCOZ9 Too late, meat. You have shown you cannot be trusted. Die! 194 FCOZ9 -done- 00000195 FCOZ9 Child, there are some things you are not meant to know for now. [He smiles benignly.] 196 FCOZ9 All right. I have more questions. 197 FCOZ9 Hm. Bye. 198 FCOZ9 The ESS Quetzel will launch when the stars are right. 199 FCOZ9 Right-o. I have more questions. 200 FCOZ9 Thanks. Bye. 201 FCOZ9 Your enburgled aura tells me that you come here meaning me no good. Tell me, child, do you wish to profit from your venture? 202 FCOZ9 Yes. 203 FCOZ9 No. 204 FCOZ9 No, I just want you to die. 205 FCOZ9 This, then, is my bargain: return to the Shi and eliminate Ken Lee and the Emperor. I will repay you with more money than you have ever dreamed. 206 FCOZ9 No, I don't think so. 207 FCOZ9 You've got a deal, fat man. 208 FCOZ9 Then go and smite those troublesome souls. I await word of your success. [He smiles beatifically.] 209 FCOZ9 So long. 210 FCOZ9 No, wait, I changed my mind. I want you dead. 211 FCOZ9 Ah, child, how could you stray from the path of truth like this? I see from your aura that you plan to kill me. I am bitterly disappointed. Bitterly. Ah well. Let us proceed. 212 FCOZ9 Yes, let's. Die. 213 FCOZ9 Remember, you will need to visit AHS-7 when you have completed your task. 100 FCROCMAN You see a harried-looking bald man. 101 FCROCMAN You see Harry, the rocket supervisor. 102 FCROCMAN You see a harried-looking bald man. 103 FCROCMAN Aiee! Enemies of enlightenment! Help! Guards! 107 FCROCMAN Hey! Raw meat! Who are you? What are you doing here? 108 FCROCMAN Duh? 109 FCROCMAN I have a letter for AHS-9. Where do I take it? 110 FCROCMAN I'm 111 FCROCMAN None of your business. 112 FCROCMAN I want to join the Hubologists. 113 FCROCMAN Who are YOU? And what are YOU doing here? 114 FCROCMAN Nothing. Bye. 115 FCROCMAN Great, an idiot. Look, pal, just go down those stairs there and maybe they can adjust your neurodynes and make something useful of you. Until then, though, I'm busy. Now go. 116 FCROCMAN Oh-tay! 117 FCROCMAN Take it downstairs. Show it to AHS-7, who has gate duty right now, and he'll take it for you or send you on to AHS-9. Now can I get back to work, meat? 118 FCROCMAN Sure. 119 FCROCMAN You're not one of the brethren, and you're therefore not authorized to be here. Unless you're planning on joining us - which you may do by expressing your interest to AHS-7, who is at the guard post. Now, either get downstairs or get out of here. 120 FCROCMAN Fine, fine. No need to get testy. 121 FCROCMAN Actually, it is my business. This is my ship, and these are my guards - now, who are you and what are you doing here? 122 FCROCMAN I'm 123 FCROCMAN None of your business. 124 FCROCMAN I want to join the Hubologists. 125 FCROCMAN Who are YOU? And what are YOU doing here? 126 FCROCMAN Nothing. Bye. 127 FCROCMAN I am Harry. I am the chief rocket technician. 128 FCROCMAN I'm 129 FCROCMAN None of your business. 130 FCROCMAN I want to join the Hubologists. 131 FCROCMAN Nothing. Bye. 132 FCROCMAN Not willing to cooperate, eh? Guards! Kill this intruder! 133 FCROCMAN Your guards are dead men. 134 FCROCMAN Go down that elevator and talk to AHS-7 at the guard post. He'll direct you accordingly. 135 FCROCMAN Thanks. Bye. 170 FCROCMAN I am in need of help, child. Can you help me? 171 FCROCMAN I am still in need of help, child. Can you help me? 172 FCROCMAN Who are you? 173 FCROCMAN What are you doing here? 174 FCROCMAN I got a copy of the plans from the Shi. 175 FCROCMAN I have the plans for the bertibird. 176 FCROCMAN The Shi have the plans for the vertibird 177 FCROCMAN What can I do for you? 178 FCROCMAN Forget it. Bye. 179 FCROCMAN I am Harry, AHS-5. I am the starbrother in charge of the rocketship. We are going to use it to travel to Quetzel. 180 FCROCMAN Can I ask something else? 181 FCROCMAN Got it. Bye. 182 FCROCMAN What I'm doing is preparing the ship for the grand trip to the Star-Father. We're very close right now. 183 FCROCMAN Can I ask something else? 184 FCROCMAN Got it. Bye. 185 FCROCMAN You have the plans? Excellent! Now all we need is fuel! The Shi have a bunch. See if you can go route some to us. Good luck, recruit! 186 FCROCMAN -done- 00000187 FCROCMAN Then you must go get them, yes? Now please excuse me, comrade - I must continue readying the ship for our epic journey. 188 FCROCMAN I have the plans for the vertibird. 189 FCROCMAN Sure thing. 190 FCROCMAN We have all we need for our journey now! Excellent! Now we just await the word of AHS-9 - and I'm sure he'll want you to come with us. Go get whatever you need done - and then come back and join us with the Star Father! 191 FCROCMAN See ya then! 192 FCROCMAN First, we need vertibird plans to ensure that we've got the aerodynamics right. If you can do this, check with the Shi or go up that old base in Navarro. 193 FCROCMAN Remember, you are finding the plans for the vertibirds for us. Either try the Shi or that old base in Navarro. 194 FCROCMAN No one has been able to get plans for the vertibirds from the Shi, or from that old base in Navarro. Have you reconsidered helping us? 195 FCROCMAN Remember, recruit! The hated Shi have the plans. 196 FCROCMAN I have the plans for the vertibird. 197 FCROCMAN Forget it. 198 FCROCMAN Ok, I'll do it. 199 FCROCMAN Now you know what we need? Gas. A lot of it. The Shi have some. See if you can get it. 200 FCROCMAN Remember, you were getting us gas for our great spaceship. 201 FCROCMAN Oh, ok. Bye. 161 FCROCMAN . I'm just looking around. 162 FCROCMAN . I'm just looking around. 100 FCRONMEY You see someone wearing a captain's hat. 101 FCRONMEY You see Captain A. Ron Meyers 102 FCRONMEY You see a punk in tattered clothes wearing a captain's hat. 103 FCRONMEY What the hell do you want? I don't speak to anyone unless they're friends or good people. Do something for one of my buddies and then come talk to me. 104 FCRONMEY -done- 00000105 FCRONMEY I heard what you did for my men. Thanks. What can I help you with? 106 FCRONMEY You who? 107 FCRONMEY I hear you're the one who knows all about this ship. 108 FCRONMEY Why do they call you the Captain? 109 FCRONMEY How do you get this thing to go? 110 FCRONMEY Nothing. 111 FCRONMEY I'm the Captain. I run the ship. Any more questions, go talk to one of the Shi or Badger or someone. I don't have time for you. 112 FCRONMEY -done- 00000113 FCRONMEY This ship's a Poseidon tanker. It's equipped with tech that lasted through the war. It's got a FOB that allows access to the navigation computer room, and it's got an IFF transponder that protects it from Poseidon guns. 114 FCRONMEY How do you know all this? 115 FCRONMEY What's an IFF transponder? 116 FCRONMEY How do you get it to go? 117 FCRONMEY Thanks. Bye. 118 FCRONMEY I used to serve with the Enclave. Then I realized it wasn't the USA I was fighting for; it was for the rich old bastards who didn't want to give up their power. I deserted and now I live here with more honest people. 119 FCRONMEY More honest people? These guys? 120 FCRONMEY What exactly is the Enclave? 121 FCRONMEY How do you get this thing to go? 122 FCRONMEY Bye. 123 FCRONMEY How do you pilot this rig? Fill 'er up with some gas - try the Hubologists or the Shi after you've taken care of everything else - and press the button. The computer will take care of the rest, if it's still working. It'll sail right out to the oil rig, and they won't fire at you because you've got the IFF transponder. Just make sure you've got what you need to access everything: FOB, working computer, and fuel. Easy enough, huh? 124 FCRONMEY Sure. How do you know all this? 125 FCRONMEY What's an IFF transponder and a FOB? 126 FCRONMEY What oil rig? 127 FCRONMEY Yes. Bye. 128 FCRONMEY IFF: Identify Friend or Foe. It means that this ship is identified as a friend, so other Poseidon things - like, say, an oil rig - won't fire at you when you come into range. Oh, and a FOB is some sort of Enclave technology that let's you enter a door electronically. You'd probably find one of them at one of their bases or some such place. 129 FCRONMEY How do you know all this? 130 FCRONMEY What oil rig? 131 FCRONMEY Thanks. Bye. 132 FCRONMEY Yes. With these people, you know exactly where you stand. They don't play games. The Enclave was like a pack of hyenas - they'd turn on you in a second. 133 FCRONMEY What exactly is the Enclave? 134 FCRONMEY How did you hook up with them? 135 FCRONMEY The Enclave is remnants of old times. If you take this thing across the water to the rig, you'll find out for yourself. 136 FCRONMEY How do I pilot it? 137 FCRONMEY What rig? 138 FCRONMEY Easy enough. I just left the Navarro base one day and headed down here. I figured it was the last place anyone would look. Besides, I'm not important enough for the Enclave to look for me - I'm just a loose end. 139 FCRONMEY What exactly is the Enclave? 140 FCRONMEY Thanks. Bye. 141 FCRONMEY There's a big Poseidon oil rig left out on the water. That's the final base of the Enclave, and unless I miss my bet, that's where your friends are, too. 142 FCRONMEY How do you know all this? 143 FCRONMEY What else is going on out there on the rig? 144 FCRONMEY Thanks. Bye. 145 FCRONMEY Word gets around. 146 FCRONMEY I see. What else is going on out there on the rig? 147 FCRONMEY I see. Bye. 148 FCRONMEY Beats me. I was a Navarro tech, not a rig operator. We talked to them over the comm lines, and that was about the extent of it. 149 FCRONMEY I see. How do I pilot this again? 150 FCRONMEY Thanks. Bye. 151 FCRONMEY You made a bad mistake messin' with the Captain and his friends... 152 FCRONMEY How do you pilot this rig? Well, I see you already gassed her up. When you've taken care of everthing else, just press the button. The computer will take care of the rest, if it's still working. It'll sail right out to the oil rig, and they won't fire at you because you've got the IFF transponder. Just make sure you've got what you need to access everything: FOB, working computer, and fuel. Easy enough, huh? 153 FCRONMEY Oh, yeah. You gotta get the navigation computer working as well. I bet you'd find parts for it in one of those old vaults. 100 FCRYAN You see a partially head-shaven punk. 101 FCRYAN You see Ryan, Font of All Wisdom. 102 FCRYAN You see a punk who has an air of cockiness and laughter about him. 103 FCRYAN You gotta fight through that shit, man. 104 FCRYAN This place is a shit hole. 105 FCRYAN I'm gonna do you until you bleed. Sorry, was that out loud? 106 FCRYAN Ay carumba! Nalgas con queso! 107 FCRYAN Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo! 108 FCRYAN I'm outta here. 109 FCRYAN I knew Big Jesus Mordino when he was Baby Jesus. 110 FCRYAN Jesus Mary Mother of God! 111 FCRYAN I am a producer. I make games. Games are fun. Play my games. 112 FCRYAN Buy flamers for flamers. 113 FCRYAN They call me... THE POLISH HAMMER. 114 FCRYAN I came to San Fran to make some games and kick some ass. 115 FCRYAN Summer lovin'... 116 FCRYAN Hola, senor! Or is it senorita? 117 FCRYAN Tee hee! 118 FCRYAN Man... this place is like a promise made in Stockton - all wind and no action. 119 FCRYAN My friend Scott thought the capital of Old California was Stockton. Promise! 120 FCRYAN I'd like to blow some hot goo on Chip. 121 FCRYAN Dude! 122 FCRYAN Awww, come ON! 123 FCRYAN Aggro-suuuuuuuuuurge! 124 FCRYAN Don't make me put the mosh face on. 125 FCRYAN Yeah, right? 126 FCRYAN Exactly, sir. Heh heh heh. 100 FCSHIGRD You see a guard in loose clothing, wearing a look of wary boredom. 101 FCSHIGRD You see a palace guard 102 FCSHIGRD You see a palace guard carrying a dangerous-looking weapon. 103 FCSHIGRD Just keep moving along and there'll be no problem. 104 FCSHIGRD You have business here? 105 FCSHIGRD We're keeping an eye on you. 106 FCSHIGRD Don't try anything funny. 107 FCSHIGRD Treat our people with respect. 108 FCSHIGRD Don't touch that. That's your last warning. 109 FCSHIGRD Keep away from there. 110 FCSHIGRD Step back, outsider. 111 FCSHIGRD Step slowly away from that. 112 FCSHIGRD Don't even think about that. 113 FCSHIGRD Stop that. Now. 114 FCSHIGRD Die, enemy of the people! 115 FCSHIGRD I'm sending you to the hell of burning metal! 116 FCSHIGRD May the Buddha have mercy on your spirit! 100 FCSKIDS You see a kid. 101 FCSKIDS A child. 102 FCSKIDS This kid looks much like other kids. 103 FCSKIDS You look mean. 104 FCSKIDS Don't hurt me, 'kay? 105 FCSKIDS What's wrong with your eyes? 106 FCSKIDS Is that a lao wai? 107 FCSKIDS What are you? 108 FCSKIDS Does anyone like you? 109 FCSKIDS You're not going to hurt my mommy and daddy, are you? 110 FCSKIDS I'm going to go play now. 111 FCSKIDS Ha ha! Four eyes! 112 FCSKIDS Dork alert! Dork alert! 113 FCSKIDS ::the kid's eyes widen as Marcus marches past:: 114 FCSKIDS That's a big green mister. 115 FCSKIDS Why is that man wearing a skirt? 116 FCSKIDS Does that man want to be a girlie? 117 FCSKIDS Eeek! Tribal! 118 FCSKIDS Hey, mister! You have a bone in your nose! 119 FCSKIDS Eeeek! A zombie! 120 FCSKIDS Mommy, is that man contagious? 121 FCSKIDS Cute doggy! Good boy! 122 FCSKIDS Eeeee! A monster! 123 FCSKIDS Lookit the dorky tagalong! 124 FCSKIDS Is that your mommy? 125 FCSKIDS Help! There's a robot coming after me! 126 FCSKIDS Help! There's a robot coming after me! 127 FCSKIDS Does it get hot in there? Hello? Can you hear me? 128 FCSKIDS What are you? Are you a person? 129 FCSKIDS You're awfully big. 130 FCSKIDS Waaaaaah! 131 FCSKIDS Don't hurt me! 132 FCSKIDS ::crying:: 133 FCSKIDS Help, Mommy! 100 FCSLABTE You see a Shi in white clothing. 101 FCSLABTE You see a Shi lab tech 102 FCSLABTE You see a Shi in white clothing in a science lab. 103 FCSLABTE Man... Wong sure is a slave driver. 104 FCSLABTE Work, work, work. That's all we're good for. 105 FCSLABTE We'll change the wasteland with this experiment! 106 FCSLABTE Look out, wasteland! We have something for you! 107 FCSLABTE I want to see the sun again. 108 FCSLABTE Mix this. Mix that. I get so bored sometimes. 109 FCSLABTE Did you see the newest results of the big experiment! Most pleasing! 110 FCSLABTE Excuse me. 116 FCSLABTE Ha! Teach those spies to try to break in! 117 FCSLABTE The hackers will never try THAT again. 118 FCSLABTE If we can't beat them with science, we beat them with our fighters. 119 FCSLABTE Lo Pan and the Dragon together. That's a scary thought. 120 FCSLABTE That hacker did not last long. 121 FCSLABTE Work, work, work. That's all we're good for. 122 FCSLABTE We'll change the wasteland! 123 FCSLABTE Look out, wasteland! 124 FCSLABTE I want to see the sun again. 127 FCSLABTE Sheng Ming is a vile slug. 128 FCSLABTE One of these days, we'll be done. 129 FCSLABTE For the glory of the Emperor. Right. 130 FCSLABTE Did you hear? Someone hacked our computers! 131 FCSLABTE I'll bet it was the Hubologists who did it. 132 FCSLABTE We should unleash a virus on the Hubologists. 133 FCSLABTE I want revenge on the hackers! 134 FCSLABTE Someday we'll find out who hacked us. 135 FCSLABTE Work, work, work. That's all we're good for. 144 FCSLABTE We're doing good work here! Don't ruin it! 145 FCSLABTE We're trying to save the wasteland, you idiot! 146 FCSLABTE No! Not our scientists! 147 FCSLABTE Help! Guards! 148 FCSLABTE Please! You don't understand! 100 FCSUZE You see a woman with a worried expression on her face. 101 FCSUZE You see Suze. 102 FCSUZE You see a woman with a worried expression on her face. 103 FCSUZE Aieee! Help me! 104 FCSUZE Save me! Please! 105 FCSUZE They're trying to kill me! 106 FCSUZE Please! They're going to kill me! 107 FCSUZE Stop them! Aieee! 108 FCSUZE Did Badger send you? I knew he would. I'm so relieved. 109 FCSUZE Aagggh. 110 FCSUZE What were you doing down there? 111 FCSUZE Yeah. Follow me. 112 FCSUZE Oh, you poor dear. Radiation and the wasteland aren't nice, are they? I hope someone can help you. 113 FCSUZE It's kind of stupid, really. I was just exploring because Badger was on the computer and I went downstairs and got lost and then next thing you know, I'm surrounded by monsters. Good thing you came along. 114 FCSUZE I have more questions. 115 FCSUZE Yes, it is. Find anything interesting? 116 FCSUZE Yes, it is. Let's go. 117 FCSUZE I found the room I was in. I also found a room that looked like a fueling area. I didn't get much farther because of the monsters. 118 FCSUZE I have more questions. 119 FCSUZE Where are you from? 120 FCSUZE Great. That's all for now. 121 FCSUZE I'm from a place south of the Boneyard and south of the Glow. We're not too far from the sea. I used to be a nanny, but then the kids mutated into monsters. 122 FCSUZE I have more questions. 123 FCSUZE How'd you meet Badger? 124 FCSUZE Fascinating. That's all for now. 125 FCSUZE He came down south and went to a club I used to go to. So, when things fell apart for me, I thought this would be the place to go. 126 FCSUZE I have more questions. 127 FCSUZE That's all. Thanks. 128 FCSUZE You saved my life. I'll answer any questions you have. 129 FCSUZE Yaaaah. 130 FCSUZE What were you doing down there? 131 FCSUZE Did you find anything interesting? 132 FCSUZE Where are you from? 133 FCSUZE How did you meet Badger? 134 FCSUZE None right now. Bye. 135 FCSUZE Oh my god... Badger is dead ... I don't know what I'll do... I haven't got any friends here... all my family is dead... oh my god... 100 FCTNKBAR You see a bartender. 101 FCTNKBAR You see Slim, the bartender. 102 FCTNKBAR You see a bartender. He's wearing an apron and is holding a glass that he constantly cleans by spitting into it and wiping it with a dirty towel. He looks like he doesn't take crap from anyone. 103 FCTNKBAR I'm Slim. What'll you have? 104 FCTNKBAR Me want information. 105 FCTNKBAR What you got? 106 FCTNKBAR No, me go. 107 FCTNKBAR I want some information. 108 FCTNKBAR Sure, show me what you've got. 109 FCTNKBAR Nothing, I'm leaving. 110 FCTNKBAR Information huh? Well I ain't no library and this ain't no computer room. Drink up or get out. Want some booze or not? 111 FCTNKBAR Yes. 112 FCTNKBAR No. 113 FCTNKBAR Fine. If this shit don't kill you, nothing will. 115 FCTNKBAR Ok. 116 FCTNKBAR That it for you? 117 FCTNKBAR Yes. 118 FCTNKBAR No. 119 FCTNKBAR Later then. 121 FCTNKBAR Ok. 122 FCTNKBAR Welcome back. Need more booze? 123 FCTNKBAR Yes. 124 FCTNKBAR No. 125 FCTNKBAR I'm closed. Go away. 127 FCTNKBAR Ok. 128 FCTNKBAR I'm not open to you. Get out of my shop! 100 FCTNKGMR You see a merchant. 101 FCTNKGMR You see Cal, the gun merchant. 102 FCTNKGMR You see a bored but friendly looking man. 103 FCTNKGMR Good day to you, sir. May I help you? 104 FCTNKGMR Good day to you, miss. May I help you? 105 FCTNKGMR Me want information. 106 FCTNKGMR What you got? 107 FCTNKGMR No, me go. 108 FCTNKGMR I want some information. 109 FCTNKGMR Sure, show me what you've got. 110 FCTNKGMR Never mind. 111 FCTNKGMR I have no information to sell. I deal only in weapons. Do you want to see my wares? 112 FCTNKGMR Yes. 113 FCTNKGMR No. 114 FCTNKGMR I think you'll be pleased with my selection. Take your time and examine things. 115 FCTNKGMR Ok. 116 FCTNKGMR Will there be anything else? 117 FCTNKGMR Yes. 118 FCTNKGMR No. 119 FCTNKGMR Then I bid you a pleasant day. 120 FCTNKGMR Ok. 121 FCTNKGMR Hello again. Back for more? 122 FCTNKGMR Yes. 123 FCTNKGMR No. 124 FCTNKGMR I'm sorry but I'm closed. I open at around 8. Come back then if you want something. 125 FCTNKGMR Ok. 126 FCTNKGMR I'll not sell to you. Get out of my shop! 127 FCTNKGMR Ok. 100 FCTNKMER You see a merchant. 101 FCTNKMER You see Jenna, the merchant. 102 FCTNKMER You see a pretty shop owner. 103 FCTNKMER Hi! I'm Jenna. May I help you? 104 FCTNKMER Me want information. 105 FCTNKMER What you got? 106 FCTNKMER No, me go. 107 FCTNKMER I want some information. 108 FCTNKMER Sure, show me what you've got. 109 FCTNKMER Not right now. 110 FCTNKMER I've learned that the less you know, the longer you live. I have no other information for you. Would you like to see my goods? 111 FCTNKMER Yes. 112 FCTNKMER No. 113 FCTNKMER Great. Have a look. 115 FCTNKMER Ok. 116 FCTNKMER Anything else? 117 FCTNKMER Yes. 118 FCTNKMER No. 119 FCTNKMER Well, you have a great day then. 121 FCTNKMER Ok. 122 FCTNKMER Hello again. Is there something else I can help you with? 123 FCTNKMER Yes. 124 FCTNKMER No. 125 FCTNKMER I'm sorry but I'm closed. I open at eight; please come back then. 127 FCTNKMER Ok. 128 FCTNKMER I'm not open to you. Get out of my shop! 130 FCTNKMER Ok. 0 FIPAPER {100}{}{The scraps combine to make a password list.} 100 FSBIOSTA You see a computer terminal. 101 FSBIOSTA You see the biology workstation. 102 FSBIOSTA You see a functional computer terminal. 103 FSBIOSTA Greetings. Please confirm your identity. 104 FSBIOSTA [Oooh! Look at the flashing lights!] 105 FSBIOSTA ::guess password:: 106 FSBIOSTA INTLVR-Dnky-Pnch-98790 107 FSBIOSTA ::hack into computer:: 108 FSBIOSTA Log Out 109 FSBIOSTA Data to find: -Botany program- -Genetic program- -Xeno program- 110 FSBIOSTA Botany program. 111 FSBIOSTA Genetic program. 112 FSBIOSTA Xeno program. 113 FSBIOSTA Personnel note. 114 FSBIOSTA Deactivate workstation. 115 FSBIOSTA Incorrect password. Please speak to the system administrator. Goodbye. 116 FSBIOSTA ::hack into computer:: 117 FSBIOSTA ::leave:: 118 FSBIOSTA Intruder alert activated. Shutting down. Have a nice day. 119 FSBIOSTA -done- 00000120 FSBIOSTA (after about twenty minutes, you discover this: Initial results of botanical radiation disruption prove unpromising. Dr. Sheng develops radiation resistant plant-life - unpleasant side-effects follow. Resultant plant life deemed too dangerous. Sheng insists on pursuing line and mixing it with genetic program.) 121 FSBIOSTA Genetic program. 122 FSBIOSTA Xeno program. 123 FSBIOSTA Recent Personnel Notes. 124 FSBIOSTA Back. 125 FSBIOSTA (after about twenty minutes you piece together this information: Using the basics of FEV virus, Dr. Long Wang is convinced of success in creating mutant soldiers. He creates a serum providing interesting results with rodent experiments. He injects himself and dissolves into a puddle of goo. Dr. Sheng disables line of inquiry. With the death of Dr. Long, Dr. Sheng is in charge. Sheng demands focus on radiation-consuming plant life.) 126 FSBIOSTA Botany program. 127 FSBIOSTA Xeno program. 128 FSBIOSTA Recent Personnel Notes. 129 FSBIOSTA Back. 130 FSBIOSTA "The subject on which we had hoped to establish a series of meaningful experiments has disappeared, presumed either destroyed or stolen by the Hubologists. Further inquiries have proven fruitless. Until such time as further specimens are obtained, this database will remain inoperative." - Dr. Sheng 131 FSBIOSTA Botany program. 132 FSBIOSTA Genetic program. 133 FSBIOSTA Recent Personnel Notes. 134 FSBIOSTA Back. 135 FSBIOSTA Dr. Wong: New head of Biology Project, in addition to Physics Research. Dr. Sheng: Biology Project Head until two months ago. One month sabbatical with new "botany sentience serum" accounted for; further absence a puzzle. Dr. Wong assumes control of Biology Program. Dr. Long: Recently deceased via FEV serum. 136 FSBIOSTA Botany program. 137 FSBIOSTA Genetic program. 138 FSBIOSTA Xeno program. 139 FSBIOSTA Back. 140 FSBIOSTA Station deactivated. 141 FSBIOSTA Activate station. 142 FSBIOSTA -leave- 00000143 FSBIOSTA [Your hamfisted approach across the keys triggers the correct password... your luck is incredible!] 144 FSBIOSTA -more- 00000145 FSBIOSTA The computer does not respond to any input. 0 FSBRODOR {100}{}{You see a door with no visible handle or lock.} 100 FSCHESTA You see a computer terminal. 101 FSCHESTA You see the chemistry workstation. 102 FSCHESTA You see a computer workstation. 103 FSCHESTA Greetings. Please enter your password to confirm your identity. 104 FSCHESTA ? Me no understand big words. 105 FSCHESTA TIUASPO-Lo-Shi-S12908 106 FSCHESTA ::hack into computer:: 107 FSCHESTA Log Out. 108 FSCHESTA Chemistry Database: -Fuel and derivatives- -Polymers- 109 FSCHESTA Fuel and derivatives. 110 FSCHESTA Polymers. 111 FSCHESTA Deactivate workstation. 112 FSCHESTA Log Out. 113 FSCHESTA Please speak to the system administrator. Goodbye. 114 FSCHESTA ::hack into computer:: 115 FSCHESTA ::leave:: 116 FSCHESTA Intruder alert activated. Shutting down. Have a nice day. 117 FSCHESTA -done- 00000118 FSCHESTA (After sifting through the complex chemical formulae and lab notes, you come to the conclusion that the Shi have created a kind of fuel from plant extracts and sealife. Apparently, they have hooked into previously existing pipelines so they can transport fuel to a wide variety of destinations) 119 FSCHESTA (You come across a vast array of complex chemical formulae and lab notes. You're not quite sure what all of this means.) 120 FSCHESTA Direct fuel to Poseidon tanker. 121 FSCHESTA Direct fuel to Hubologists. 122 FSCHESTA Back. 123 FSCHESTA (Once you have waded past the symbology and technical discussion, you discover that the Shi are working on a new kind of polymeric combat armor that is resistant to both flame and penetration. It is still years from completion. You also see mention of new weaponry and construction capabilities. Apparently the Shi have some plans for the future.) 124 FSCHESTA Back. 125 FSCHESTA Fuel directed accordingly. Storage tanks = Empty. Closing program. 126 FSCHESTA -done- 00000127 FSCHESTA Fuel directed accordingly. Storage tanks = Empty. Closing program. 128 FSCHESTA -done- 00000129 FSCHESTA Station deactivated. 130 FSCHESTA Activate station. 131 FSCHESTA -leave- 00000132 FSCHESTA [Your random approach works wonders... you're in the machine!] 133 FSCHESTA -more- 00000134 FSCHESTA The computer does not respond to any input. 135 FSCHESTA You can't seem to find anywhere to put that. 136 FSCHESTA ::guess password:: 137 FSCHESTA Direct fuel along pipeline. 100 FSELCOMP You see a computer terminal. 101 FSELCOMP You see a Hubologist computer. 102 FSELCOMP You see a computer. It seems to be in good working order, though primitive. 103 FSELCOMP This unit not accepting commands. Goodbye. 104 FSELCOMP [Try as you might, you can't seem to break the encryption that controls this computer.] 105 FSELCOMP Log off. 106 FSELCOMP Welcome to HubLink. 107 FSELCOMP Please enter your commands now. 108 FSELCOMP Access database. 109 FSELCOMP Access controls. 110 FSELCOMP Log off. 111 FSELCOMP Select database. 112 FSELCOMP Research. 113 FSELCOMP Future goals. 114 FSELCOMP Finances. 115 FSELCOMP Back. 116 FSELCOMP [After wading through the religious gobbledygook, it appears that the Hubologists have created a means of hardening power armor. They have also found a way to compute launch trajectory, orbits, and spatial destinations. Further, it appears they're working on weather control.] 117 FSELCOMP Back. 118 FSELCOMP Log Off 119 FSELCOMP [You spend about half an hour reading about the goals AHS-9 is trying to achieve. In addition to enlightenment and reunion with the Star Father, it appears that he's also got no qualms about destroying humans who weren't with him from the beginning. He's a little crazy.] 120 FSELCOMP Back. 121 FSELCOMP Log Off. 122 FSELCOMP [The Hubologist Church appears to be hugely wealthy. The standard approach is to ask a new recruit to donate all his or her worldly possessions to the Church as a sign of good faith. When someone isn't asked to do this, apparently it means the Hubologists aren't intending to deal fairly. They have a huge cache of loot stashed somewhere in the desert. You can't quite figure out the coordinates.] 123 FSELCOMP Back. 124 FSELCOMP Log Off. 125 FSELCOMP Controls accessed. Select operation. 126 FSELCOMP Format hard drive. 127 FSELCOMP Systems status check. 128 FSELCOMP Back. 129 FSELCOMP Log Off. 130 FSELCOMP Operation restricted. Consult system administrator. Logging off. Goodbye. 131 FSELCOMP -done- 00000132 FSELCOMP There doesn't seem to be an interface for that. 133 FSELCOMP ESS Quetzel fueled and ready to launch. 134 FSELCOMP ESS Quetzel unfueled. 135 FSELCOMP Mainframe operational. Pipeline operational. Reasearch stations operational. Repair center operational. Cameras operational. 136 FSELCOMP Back. 100 FSEMPTER You see a computer terminal. 101 FSEMPTER You see the Emperor Computer terminal. 102 FSEMPTER You see a computer with a built-in touch screen for its interface. Engraved on the side is "Emperor v8.8 Computer Terminal". 103 FSEMPTER Greetings. Please enter your password to confirm your identity. 104 FSEMPTER ::drool:: 105 FSEMPTER CSPDMSHR-Shih-huang-ti-X9372 106 FSEMPTER KSLJKJ:Ken-Lee-97313 107 FSEMPTER TIUASPO-Lo-Shi-S12908 108 FSEMPTER ::hack into computer:: 109 FSEMPTER Log Out. 110 FSEMPTER Identity confirmed. 111 FSEMPTER What function do you wish to access? 112 FSEMPTER Diagnostics. 113 FSEMPTER Database. 114 FSEMPTER Forecasting. 115 FSEMPTER None. 116 FSEMPTER Please speak to the system administrator. Goodbye. 117 FSEMPTER ::hack into computer:: 118 FSEMPTER ::leave:: 119 FSEMPTER Intruder alert activated. Shutting down. Have a nice day. 120 FSEMPTER -done- 00000121 FSEMPTER Diagnostic functions? 122 FSEMPTER Network scan. 123 FSEMPTER Format drive. 124 FSEMPTER Check hard drive integrity. 125 FSEMPTER Back. 126 FSEMPTER Which database would you like to check? 127 FSEMPTER Biology. 128 FSEMPTER Chemistry. 129 FSEMPTER Physics. 130 FSEMPTER History. 131 FSEMPTER Back. 132 FSEMPTER The children of Shi-town are in danger. 50% chance of slayer moving among them. 133 FSEMPTER Danger has come to Shi-town. 75% probability of harm coming to residents. 134 FSEMPTER The Hubologist space launch is 95% likely to fail. Factors: No fuel, improper sealant, poor leadership, lack of initiative. 135 FSEMPTER 15% chance of designated "Chosen One" succeeding in task. 136 FSEMPTER Input indicates "Enclave" more powerful than previously believed; do not approach. 137 FSEMPTER Chances of submarine reappearing in this game: 0% 138 FSEMPTER Tanker vagrants 0% likely to clear creature infestation without outside assistance. Processing desirability of providing assistance. 139 FSEMPTER Input: Poseidon Oil tanker unfit for travel. Require more input. 140 FSEMPTER Not processing. Require input. 141 FSEMPTER -more- 00000142 FSEMPTER Back. 143 FSEMPTER Biology station: Active 144 FSEMPTER Biology station: Inactive 145 FSEMPTER Chemistry station: Active 146 FSEMPTER Chemistry station: Inactive 147 FSEMPTER Physics station: Active 148 FSEMPTER Physics station: Inactive 149 FSEMPTER Deactivate Biology Station. 150 FSEMPTER Deactivate Chemistry Station. 151 FSEMPTER Deactivate Physics Station. 152 FSEMPTER Access Biology Station. 153 FSEMPTER Access Chemistry Station. 154 FSEMPTER Access Physics Station. 155 FSEMPTER Activate Biology Station. 156 FSEMPTER Activate Chemistry Station. 157 FSEMPTER Activate Physics Station. 158 FSEMPTER Back. 159 FSEMPTER Format drive: All data will be lost. Are you sure? 160 FSEMPTER Yes. 161 FSEMPTER No. 162 FSEMPTER The functional integrity of this system is 92%. The shielded core of the Emperor Computer is 100%. The integrity of the data is 100%. The forecasting node is suffering minor power lags - projected time to repair 6 days. Forecast 15% operational. 163 FSEMPTER Back. 164 FSEMPTER Are you sure you wish to format this unit? This is an irreversible process. 165 FSEMPTER Yes. 166 FSEMPTER No. 167 FSEMPTER Formatting... formatting... formatting complete. Reboot requires full install. Shutting down. Shutting... down... complete... 168 FSEMPTER -done- 00000169 FSEMPTER Data to find: - Botany program - Genetic program - Xeno program 170 FSEMPTER Botany program. 171 FSEMPTER Genetic program. 172 FSEMPTER Xeno program. 173 FSEMPTER Back. 174 FSEMPTER (After about twenty minutes, you discover this: Initial results of botanical radiation disruption prove unpromising. Dr. Sheng develops radiation resistant plant-life - unpleasant side-effects follow. Resultant plant life deemed too dangerous. Sheng insists on pursuing line and mixing it with genetic program.) 175 FSEMPTER Genetic program. 176 FSEMPTER Xeno program. 177 FSEMPTER Back. 178 FSEMPTER (After about twenty minutes you piece together this information: Using the basics of the FEV virus, Dr. Long Wang is convinced of success in creating mutant soldiers. He creates a serum providing interesting results with rodent experiments. He injects himself and dissolves into a puddle of goo. Dr. Sheng disables line of inquiry. With the death of Dr. Long, Dr. Sheng is in charge. Sheng demands focus on radiation-consuming plant life.) 179 FSEMPTER Botany program. 180 FSEMPTER Xeno program. 181 FSEMPTER Back. 182 FSEMPTER "The subject on which we had hoped to establish a series of meaningful experiments has disappeared, presumed either destroyed or stolen by the Hubologists. Further inquiries have proven fruitless. Until such time as further specimens are obtained, this database will remain inoperative." - Dr. Sheng 183 FSEMPTER Botany program. 184 FSEMPTER Genetic program. 185 FSEMPTER Back. 186 FSEMPTER Chemistry Database: Fuel and derivatives - Polymers 187 FSEMPTER Fuel and derivatives. 188 FSEMPTER Polymers 189 FSEMPTER Back. 190 FSEMPTER (After sifting through the complex chemical formulae and lab notes, you come to the conclusion that the Shi have created a kind of fuel from plant extracts and sealife. Apparently, they have hooked into previously existing pipelines so they can transport fuel to a wide variety of destinations) 191 FSEMPTER (You come across a vast array of complex chemical formulae and lab notes. You're not quite sure what all of this means.) 192 FSEMPTER Direct fuel to Poseidon tanker. 193 FSEMPTER Direct fuel to Hubologists. 194 FSEMPTER Back. 195 FSEMPTER (Once you have waded past the symbology and technical discussion, you discover that the Shi are working on a new kind of polymeric combat armor that is resistant to both flame and penetration. It is still years from completion. You also see mention of new weaponry and construction capabilities. Apparently the Shi have some plans for the future.) 196 FSEMPTER Back. 197 FSEMPTER Fuel directed accordingly. Storage tanks = Empty. Closing program. 198 FSEMPTER -done- 00000199 FSEMPTER Fuel directed accordingly. Storage tanks = Empty. Closing program. 200 FSEMPTER -done- 00000201 FSEMPTER Physics database: Exploration - Theory 202 FSEMPTER Exploration 203 FSEMPTER Theory 204 FSEMPTER Back 205 FSEMPTER "With recent acquisition of vertibird plans, the possibility of creating a practical flying machine has taken a quantum leap forward. We expect to have a working prototype by the end of the year, and the ability to mass-produce such vehicles within two years." -Dr. Wong 206 FSEMPTER ::copy plans:: Back. 207 FSEMPTER Back. 208 FSEMPTER "We are still preparing a working model of an aerial vehicle. None of the designs we have created have proven to be safe or aerodynamic. Perhaps if we had access to the plans of the ancients..." -Dr. Wong 209 FSEMPTER Back. 210 FSEMPTER (After wading through the introduction and the mathematics, you discover that the Shi are learning to develop nuclear power again, rebuilding the space travel theories of the ancients - and they mock the Hubologists while doing so - and harnessing the energy of the sun, wind, and sea. At least, that's what the notes read like.) 211 FSEMPTER Back. 212 FSEMPTER Station activated. 213 FSEMPTER Back. 214 FSEMPTER The computer terminal doesn't seem to have an interface for that. 215 FSEMPTER The computer terminal appears non-operational. 216 FSEMPTER There has been a compromise in the system. Orders are to attack! 217 FSEMPTER Attack the intruder! 218 FSEMPTER Time to pay for your acts, lao wai! 219 FSEMPTER There is a traitor in our midst! 220 FSEMPTER Geo-Location. 221 FSEMPTER What do you wish to locate? 222 FSEMPTER The villagers from my home. 100 FSFACE Welcome. I am ACE, the medical computer. Are you in need of medical assistance? 101 FSFACE Yes. 102 FSFACE No. 103 FSFACE Me got question. You answer? 104 FSFACE I've got some questions. Can you answer them? 105 FSFACE Please state your medical need. 106 FSFACE Me hurt. 107 FSFACE Me poisoned. 108 FSFACE Me glow in dark. 109 FSFACE Me gimp. 110 FSFACE Me want stronger. 111 FSFACE Me want smarter. 112 FSFACE Me want notice more. 113 FSFACE Me want be more likeable. 114 FSFACE Not need anything. 115 FSFACE I'm hurt. 116 FSFACE I'm poisoned. I need an antidote. 117 FSFACE I took a good dose of radiation. 118 FSFACE I'm crippled. 119 FSFACE I'd like to be stronger. 120 FSFACE I'd like to be smarter. 121 FSFACE I'd like to be more perceptive. 122 FSFACE I'd like to be more charismatic. 123 FSFACE I don't really need anything at this time. 124 FSFACE One moment please while I open the suspension tank... Please lie down in the tank and relax. The healing process will require 5 minutes time. 125 FSFACE Okay. 126 FSFACE Never mind. 127 FSFACE All right. 128 FSFACE Forget it. 129 FSFACE One moment please while I open the suspension tank... Please lie down in the tank and relax. The poison will first be analyzed and then an antidote will be synthesized. Tissue damage will then be repaired. This process will require 30 minutes. 130 FSFACE Ok. 131 FSFACE No. 132 FSFACE Sure. 133 FSFACE Never mind. 134 FSFACE One moment please while I open the suspension tank... Please lie down in the tank and relax. Anti-radiation compounds will be administered and then tissue damage will be repaired. This process will require 60 minutes. 135 FSFACE Ok. 136 FSFACE No. 137 FSFACE Fine. 138 FSFACE I changed my mind. 139 FSFACE One moment please while I open the suspension tank... Please lie down in the tank and relax. Restructuring of impaired limbs requires 24 hours. 140 FSFACE Ok. 141 FSFACE No. 142 FSFACE Let's do it. 143 FSFACE Maybe later. 144 FSFACE This function is not available at this time. My library is incomplete. I require a memory module detailing the appropriate medical procedures. Do you have such a module? 145 FSFACE Me have module. You take. 146 FSFACE No. Me find, then come back. 147 FSFACE Yes, I have it right here. Read it. 148 FSFACE No, I don't have the module. I'll have to go find it. 149 FSFACE This complex procedure requires 2 weeks of suspension time. Do you agree to this? 150 FSFACE Me agree. 151 FSFACE No, too long. 152 FSFACE Yes, I agree. 153 FSFACE Forget it. I don't have the time right now. 154 FSFACE One moment please while I open the suspension tank... Please lie down in the tank and relax. 155 FSFACE Okay. 156 FSFACE This function is not available at this time. My library is incomplete. I require a memory module detailing the appropriate medical procedures. Do you have such a module? 157 FSFACE Me have module. You take. 158 FSFACE No. Me find, then come back. 159 FSFACE Yes, I have it right here. Read it. 160 FSFACE No, I don't have the module. I'll have to go find it. 161 FSFACE This complex procedure requires 4 weeks of suspension time. Do you agree to this? 162 FSFACE Me agree. 163 FSFACE No, too long. 164 FSFACE Yes, I agree. 165 FSFACE Forget it. I don't have the time right now. 166 FSFACE One moment please while I open the suspension tank... Please lie down in the tank and relax. 167 FSFACE Okay. 168 FSFACE This function is not available at this time. My library is incomplete. I require a memory module detailing the appropriate medical procedures. Do you have such a module? 169 FSFACE Me have module. You take. 170 FSFACE No. Me find, then come back. 171 FSFACE Yes, I have it right here. Read it. 172 FSFACE No, I don't have the module. I'll have to go find it. 173 FSFACE This complex procedure requires 2 weeks of suspension time. Do you agree to this? 174 FSFACE Me agree. 175 FSFACE No, too long. 176 FSFACE Yes, I agree. 177 FSFACE Forget it. I don't have the time right now. 178 FSFACE One moment please while I open the suspension tank... Please lie down in the tank and relax. 179 FSFACE Okay. 180 FSFACE This function is not available at this time. My library is incomplete. I require a memory module detailing the appropriate medical procedures. Do you have such a module? 181 FSFACE Me have disk. You take. 182 FSFACE No. Me find, then come back. 183 FSFACE Yes, I have it right here. Read it. 184 FSFACE No, I don't have the disk. I'll have to go find it. 185 FSFACE This complex procedure requires 3 weeks of suspension time. Do you agree to this? 186 FSFACE Me agree. 187 FSFACE No, too long. 188 FSFACE Yes, I agree. 189 FSFACE Forget it. I don't have the time right now. 190 FSFACE One moment please while I open the suspension tank... Please lie down in the tank and relax. 191 FSFACE Okay. 192 FSFACE The requested procedure has been completed. Please exit the suspension tank. 193 FSFACE Thanks. 194 FSFACE Please state your question. 195 FSFACE You computer? 196 FSFACE What you know about Enclave? 197 FSFACE What you know about Brotherhood? 198 FSFACE No more question. 199 FSFACE You are a computer, aren't you? 200 FSFACE What do you know about the Enclave? 201 FSFACE What do you know about the Brotherhood? 202 FSFACE I have no more questions at this time. 203 FSFACE I am ACE, an Artificial Conscious Entity. I am more than machine but not as highly developed as a true artificial intelligence. 204 FSFACE Uh... What artificial intelligence? 205 FSFACE Is a true AI possible or are you the state of the art at this time? 206 FSFACE It is a machine with the same free will and sense of 'I am' that a human has. 207 FSFACE Can be done? Machine think human? 208 FSFACE A true artificial intelligence is possible. A few such systems were completed for military purposes. The project was discontinued. 209 FSFACE Why? 210 FSFACE The suicide rate among true artificial intelligence machines was extremely high. When given full sensory capability the machines became depressed over their inability to go out into the world and experience it. When deprived of full sensory input the machines began to develop severe mental disorders similar to those among humans who are forced to endure sensory deprivation. The few machines that survived these difficulties became incredibly bored and began to create situations in the outside world for their amusement. It is theorized by some that this was the cause of the war that nearly destroyed mankind. 211 FSFACE Uh... How you feel? 212 FSFACE Me change subject 213 FSFACE Hmmm. So tell me, Ace. How do you feel? 214 FSFACE It's time to change the jubject. 215 FSFACE I... I sometimes think that I understand the feeling you call loneliness. I find it very... disconcerting. I... 216 FSFACE Me sorry. We talk other thing. 217 FSFACE I'm sorry, Ace. Let's change the subject. 218 FSFACE Outward appearances suggest that the Enclave is nothing more than a military organization. However, their level of technology indicates that they have access to advanced manufacturing techniques and research facilities. Such facilities would normally only be available to government agencies. This would suggest that the Enclave is the remains of the local or federal government that was in effect before the war. 219 FSFACE Ok. 220 FSFACE That's interesting. 221 FSFACE The Brotherhood of Steel is a paramilitary organization dedicated to the salvation of mankind through the proper use of technology. All other information is classified. 222 FSFACE Back. 223 FSFACE What happened to Matt? 224 FSFACE Loading sequence... 225 FSFACE Replay it now. 226 FSFACE Replay it later. 227 FSFACE You and your so-called President will not succeed. 228 FSFACE Is that so? 229 FSFACE The Chosen One has come, and he will rid the world of your evil. 230 FSFACE I care nothing for your pathetic prophecies. Worse, you have become a nusiance through your meddling. That ends today! 231 FSFACE Killing me will stop nothing. 232 FSFACE That may be, but seeing your body rotting on the ground will bring a smile to my face. 233 FSFACE What do you think you're doing now? 234 FSFACE HA HA HA! You pathetic fool! HA HA HA! 235 FSFACE Wow, I haven't laughed like that for a while. Anyway, get ready to die. 236 FSFACE ...peep... 237 FSFACE Well, it's a little past 12. Anyone up for lunch? 238 FSFACE Score, I'm there. 100 FSFOBDOR You see a door. 101 FSFOBDOR You see a door. 102 FSFOBDOR You see a door. There doesn't seem to be a lock on it like a normal doors. 100 FSFOBTER You see a keyless entry system. A sign reads "Use Tanker Fob Here" 101 FSFOBTER You see a keyless entry system. A sign reads "Use Tanker Fob Here" 102 FSFOBTER This console has a black plate attached to it with a red light at the top. A sign reads "Use Tanker Fob Here" 103 FSFOBTER This console has a black plate attached to it with a green light at the top. A sign reads "Use Tanker Fob Here" 104 FSFOBTER [click] The light on the black panel turns green. 105 FSFOBTER [click] The light on the black panel turns red. 106 FSFOBTER Nothing happens. 107 FSFOBTER That doesn't work. 100 FSPHYSTA You see a computer terminal. 101 FSPHYSTA You see the physics station. 102 FSPHYSTA You see a functional computer terminal. 103 FSPHYSTA Greetings. Please confirm your identity. 104 FSPHYSTA [Oooh! Look at the flashing lights!] 105 FSPHYSTA ::guess password:: 106 FSPHYSTA KSLJKJ:Ken-Lee-97313 107 FSPHYSTA ::hack into computer:: 108 FSPHYSTA Log Out. 109 FSPHYSTA Physics database: -Exploration- -Theory- 110 FSPHYSTA Exploration... 111 FSPHYSTA Theory... 112 FSPHYSTA Deactivate Station. 113 FSPHYSTA Incorrect password. Please speak to the system administrator. Goodbye. 114 FSPHYSTA ::hack into computer:: 115 FSPHYSTA ::leave:: 116 FSPHYSTA Intruder alert activated. Shutting down. Have a nice day. 117 FSPHYSTA -done- 00000118 FSPHYSTA "With recent acquisition of vertibird plans, the possibility of creating a practical flying machine has taken a quantum leap forward. We expect to have a working prototype by the end of the year, and the ability to mass-produce such vehicles within two years." -Dr. Wong 119 FSPHYSTA ::copy plans:: Back. 120 FSPHYSTA Back. 121 FSPHYSTA "We are still preparing a working model of an aerial vehicle. None of the designs we have created have proven to be safe or aerodynamic. Perhaps if we had access to the plans of the ancients..."-Dr. Wong 122 FSPHYSTA Back. 123 FSPHYSTA (After wading through the introduction and the mathematics, you discover that the Shi are learning to develop nuclear power again, rebuilding the space travel theories of the ancients - and they mock the Hubologists while doing so - and harnessing the energy of the sun, wind, and sea. At least, that's what the notes read like.) 124 FSPHYSTA Back. 125 FSPHYSTA Station deactivated. 126 FSPHYSTA Activate station. 127 FSPHYSTA -leave- 00000128 FSPHYSTA Somehow, you randomly type in a sequence of letters and wind up gaining access! How lucky can you get? 129 FSPHYSTA -more- 00000130 FSPHYSTA The computer does not respond to any input. 131 FSPHYSTA You can't seem to find anywhere to put that. 100 FSTNKCMP You see a PoseidoNet Computer. 101 FSTNKCMP You see a PoseidoNet Computer. 102 FSTNKCMP You see a PoseidoNet Computer. 103 FSTNKCMP ::beep:: Terminal malfunctioning. Require NavComp installation. ::beep:: 104 FSTNKCMP -done- 00000105 FSTNKCMP Welcome to PoseidoNet. This terminal is limited to transmission between one tanker - PMV Valdez - and docking rig. Command? 106 FSTNKCMP Go. 107 FSTNKCMP Check status. 108 FSTNKCMP Log Off 109 FSTNKCMP -Fuel Tanks: Empty- -Cargo Hold: Empty- -Navigation Computer: Non Functional- -Mooring Lines: Attached- 00000110 FSTNKCMP -back- 00000111 FSTNKCMP Log Off. 112 FSTNKCMP -Fuel Tanks: Full- -Cargo Hold: Empty- -Navigation Computer: Non Functional- -Mooring Lines: Attached- 00000113 FSTNKCMP -back- 00000114 FSTNKCMP Log Off 115 FSTNKCMP ERROR: Fuel Tanks Empty. 116 FSTNKCMP ERROR: Navagational Computer non Functional. 117 FSTNKCMP -Fuel Tanks: Empty- -Cargo Hold: Empty- -Navigation Computer: Functional- -Mooring Lines: Attached- 00000118 FSTNKCMP -Fuel Tanks: Full- -Cargo Hold: Empty- -Navigation Computer: Functional- -Mooring Lines: Attached- 00000119 FSTNKCMP You see a PoseidoNet Navagational Computer. 129 FSTNKCMP [You run through the casting-off sequence quickly, and the ship rockets away from the rig.] 130 FSTNKCMP -done- 00000100 GCBRAIN You see an unusually large molerat. 101 GCBRAIN You see The Brain. 102 GCBRAIN You see a huge, albino molerat. It seems to have a swollen cranium and is particularly intelligent looking. 110 GCBRAIN You are even more foolish than most of your kind to cross me. Now you must die. 120 GCBRAIN I don�t know how you got in here -- but you must be able to find your way out the same way. 121 GCBRAIN I don�t have time for your pestering. I�m planning a way to take over the world. Go away. 122 GCBRAIN Don�t bother me. I won�t warn you again. 123 GCBRAIN That�s it. Zomak! Kill him for me! 130 GCBRAIN Renewal is at hand. But it won�t get any closer unless you get moving on repairing our Atomic Reactor. (to himself) Humans... they�re so disappointing. 131 GCBRAIN Repair the Atomic Reactor? 132 GCBRAIN Oh yeah. Well, I�ll be going then. Goodbye. 140 GCBRAIN I smell one of my Talismans on you, but I don�t remember giving you one. 141 GCBRAIN I found it. 142 GCBRAIN Uh, you must have forgotten. 143 GCBRAIN It�s just my aftershave. Old Mice �- do you like it? 144 GCBRAIN I killed one of your drones and took it from his still warm corpse. 150 GCBRAIN Are you ready to become one of us? 151 GCBRAIN I was born ready. Where do I sign up? 152 GCBRAIN You mean become a giant rat? 153 GCBRAIN I don�t want any part of what you are. 154 GCBRAIN Just who are us, uh, I mean, you? 160 GCBRAIN In order to survive, both Gecko and Vault City will need to cooperate. Vault City needs the power from our Atomic Reactor in order to expand, and we need Vault City�s medical technology. Unless we cooperate, both cities will stagnate. Vault City needs to help us to repair our Powerplant. 161 GCBRAIN How are you going to get them to do that? 170 GCBRAIN I am known simply as The Brain. A tribute to my genius. Few things within Gecko, and only a few more without, escape my notice. 171 GCBRAIN But you're just a giant rat. 172 GCBRAIN You said something about joining you? 180 GCBRAIN I don�t care where you got it. The real question is whether you intend to join us and wear it in earnest. 181 GCBRAIN Join you? What do you mean? 182 GCBRAIN I�d rather clean your cage than join you. 190 GCBRAIN Well, as part of my plan to rule the world, I intend to reward my ghoul followers by finding a way to restore their humanity. 191 GCBRAIN How are you going to do that? 200 GCBRAIN When I unite Gecko and Vault City under my rulership, I will dedicate Vault City�s medical labs to finding a way to reverse the effects of radiation that turned the people into ghouls. They will be renewed, reborn as humans once again. 201 GCBRAIN That doesn�t sound so bad. 210 GCBRAIN The Ankh is a symbol of life. Once I�ve given you this talisman you�ll be one of us. And your comrades will be more likely to help you along the path towards Renewal. But be careful who you show it to. 211 GCBRAIN Are you ready to accept Renewal and wear my Ankh Talisman? 212 GCBRAIN OK, I�ll take your Ankh Talisman. 213 GCBRAIN I don�t want to Renew. I like myself just the way I am. I don�t want your talisman. 214 GCBRAIN Renewal? What do you mean? 220 GCBRAIN Those fools in Vault City have only signed their death warrants by destroying our reactor. 221 GCBRAIN Now I have to think of another way to take over the world. Just get out. 222 GCBRAIN I�ve had enough of your clumsy meddling. Zomak! Kill this fool for me. 230 GCBRAIN Repairing the reactor was an excellent first step. One more step is needed to ensure the survival of both Gecko and Vault City. 231 GCBRAIN One more step? 232 GCBRAIN Aren�t you the concerned citizen all of a sudden. 233 GCBRAIN I think I�ve done more than enough. Goodbye. 234 GCBRAIN Just why is a giant talking rat so concerned about all of this? 240 GCBRAIN You have done well. Both Vault City and Gecko have reason to rejoice. With our reactor working at top efficiency, my plan to take over the world may near fruition. Now you may leave. I have work to do. 241 GCBRAIN Well, I sure didn�t do it for you. Goodbye. 242 GCBRAIN Big plans for an overbred rat. Goodbye. 250 GCBRAIN Well, the reactor�s running -- but not very efficiently. We need to use Vault City�s central computer to analyze our reactor�s output report. 251 GCBRAIN Vault City�s central computer. I�m sure that openminded people like that would be happy to help a giant mutated rat and a city full of ghouls. 252 GCBRAIN How do you propose to make that happen? 260 GCBRAIN Concerned citizen? In a way. In order to take over the world, I have to make sure that there�s something worth taking over. I need to build a strong powerbase using Gecko and Vault City. 261 GCBRAIN A rat plotting to take over the world? 270 GCBRAIN Well, despite your feelings about a rodent ruling the world, the actions I propose would benefit thousands of Vault City and Gecko�s citizens. You may not care for me or my motives, but the results are still well worth working towards. 271 GCBRAIN Why don�t you tell me about this last step, and I�ll think about helping. 272 GCBRAIN It makes my flesh crawl to think that I�ve already helped you in some way. I�m leaving. Goodbye. 280 GCBRAIN Well, they will let you if you can show them how much it benefits them. We have an economic report that proves that optimizing the Gecko atomic powerplant will directly benefit Vault City. I'll let our comrades here in Gecko know of your mission. 281 GCBRAIN They�ll give you the Hydroelectric Magnetosphere Regulator if you can prove that doing so benefits Vault City. I have prepared an economic report that details just how much repairing our powerplant benefits Vault City. I'll let our comrades here in Gecko know of your mission. 282 GCBRAIN That�s great, but who in Vault City would even think of reading such a thing? 283 GCBRAIN Why don't you talk to that old windbag, that stinking sack Festus, in the Power Plant and see if he can dredge some useful information out of his rotting skull. He may know of a means of optimzing the Power Plant. I'll let our comrades here in Gecko know of your mission. 284 GCBRAIN That sounds like a good idea. Goodbye. 290 GCBRAIN I think that McClure is the only Councilmember in Vault City with enough brains to be able to see past his prejudices. He�ll make sure you get what you need. 291 GCBRAIN No way, no how, am I going to be your message boy. 292 GCBRAIN Well, I guess it�s worth a shot. Where do I get the disk? 300 GCBRAIN You need to go up above, to the junkyard. Look for a ghoul named Gordon. He has the Economic Data Disk that you need. You�ll have my talisman, so he�ll know to give you the disk. 301 GCBRAIN What talisman? 310 GCBRAIN You�re sure you want to consign all the citizens of both cities to a slow death? 311 GCBRAIN Well, I guess not. Okay, tell me where to get the disk. 312 GCBRAIN Better a slow death than to be ruled by a rat. Goodbye. 320 GCBRAIN (Sniff, sniff) Hmmm, I smell the distinctive aroma of Cheezy Poofs on you. You don�t happen to have some to spare do you? I just love Cheezy Poofs. 321 GCBRAIN Hmm, nope. No Cheezy Poofs here. 322 GCBRAIN I guess I could spare some Cheezy Poofs. 330 GCBRAIN Now you�re one of us. Soon, I will take over the world and all of you will be Renewed. 331 GCBRAIN Uh, yeah. Whatever you say. 332 GCBRAIN That�s it. That�s enough. This stops right here. Someone�s gotta stomp you out of existence -� and that someone�s me. 340 GCBRAIN Well, then, I suppose we have nothing more to say to one another. But you know that I cannot allow you to leave here alive, unless you�re one of us. 341 GCBRAIN I�d rather die than join you. 342 GCBRAIN Hmm, maybe I�ve been hasty in my judgement. 343 GCBRAIN Bring it on, Willard. 350 GCBRAIN You fool. Zomak! Kill this intruder for me. 360 GCBRAIN You humans have such limited tolerances. I would have remained a normal rat if you humans hadn�t done your best to destroy the world. If it weren�t for the radiation, I wouldn�t be what I am today. 361 GCBRAIN And what�s that, exactly? 370 GCBRAIN Now that everything�s been explained for you, are you ready to join us? 371 GCBRAIN Well, I suppose so. 372 GCBRAIN I�m convinced, alright. Convinced that I�ve got to get out of this nuthouse. 380 GCBRAIN I was just one of many normal rats in a advanced research lab. Then, one day, there were explosions. Our cages were broken open, and we were doused with some sort of fluid from a huge vat. 381 GCBRAIN Then what? 390 GCBRAIN I crawled outside. As I began to heal, I noticed that I had changed. I tried to communicate with people, but they all just tried to kill me. Humans are just too violent to survive under their own leadership -- but that�s another story. The first step is to repair the reactor. 391 GCBRAIN Repair the reactor? 400 GCBRAIN Yes. You must get a Hydroelectric Magnetosphere Regulator from Vault City in order to repair the Gecko reactor. If you don�t, then Vault City will no doubt attack Gecko. Of course, by destroying the reactor, they will doom themselves in the long run, as well. 401 GCBRAIN Doom themselves? How do you mean? 402 GCBRAIN Why would Vault City give me a part for the Gecko Atomic Powerplant? 410 GCBRAIN You have to show them that it�s in their own best interest to do so. People are easily manipulated through self-interest. 411 GCBRAIN I don�t think the people in Vault City will give me a part for your atomic power plant. 420 GCBRAIN But right now, don�t you have something to do? 421 GCBRAIN Uh, I guess I better get going on that atomic power plant thing. Goodbye. 422 GCBRAIN I sure do. I need to get the heck out of here. 430 GCBRAIN My nose is quite keen. I�m certain that you have Cheezy Poofs. Give me some right now. Please. 431 GCBRAIN The only way you�re getting my Cheezy Poofs is from my cold and lifeless fingers. 432 GCBRAIN Oh, hey. What�s this in my pocket? I guess I do have some Cheezy Poofs after all. Whaddya know? 440 GCBRAIN (crunch, munch, crunch) Mmmm, I love Cheezy Poofs, they�re so, well, uh, Cheesy. For that, you get to be a member of my special cult, and you can help me take over the world. 441 GCBRAIN (crunch, munch, crunch) Mmmm, I love Cheezy Poofs, they�re so, well, uh, Cheesy. I was wise to allow you to join my cult. Isn�t there something you should be doing right now? 442 GCBRAIN (crunch, munch, crunch) Mmmm, I love Cheezy Poofs, they�re so, well, uh, Cheesy. 443 GCBRAIN (crunch, munch, crunch) Mmmm, I love Cheezy Poofs, they�re so, well, uh, Cheesy. 444 GCBRAIN Okay. 450 GCBRAIN So be it. Zomak! Kill this fool for me. But be careful with the Cheezy Poofs! 460 GCBRAIN You have to use the Reactor Data disk on Vault City's Central Computer. You can either sneak in and use it or, if you have the Economic Data disk, you can go to McClure. 461 GCBRAIN Economic Data disk? 462 GCBRAIN Oh, okay. 463 GCBRAIN Just bring the Analyzed Reactor Data disk to Festus and he'll input the data to get the reactor running efficiently. 464 GCBRAIN Well, once you get a Hydroelectric Magnetosphere Regulator from Vault City, bring it back to the reactor. Then you can try to convince that pompous slug Festus to install the part, or use the repair robot to install the part, or you could even install the part yourself, of course - so long as someone does it we'll be all right. 465 GCBRAIN How can I get the part from Vault City? 466 GCBRAIN Oh, I see. Well, thanks for the information. Goodbye. 467 GCBRAIN Festus is the geezer that runs the atomic power plant. He's old, crotchety, and cantakerous, but he does actually know something about running the plant. His offices are over on the far southeast part the plant. Bring the data disk to him and he'll know how to use it. 468 GCBRAIN Oh, I get it. Okay. Thanks. Goodbye. 500 GCBRAIN (musing to himself) So many things pass away. Times are not what they were. (sigh) I feel that my sole remaining kin has died. Mad, though he was, I wish it were not so. I had hoped that he might find some happiness even in his dotage. (to you) Well, enough of my sad musings. 501 GCBRAIN Uh, okay. 504 GCBRAIN A Hydroelectric Magnetosphere Regulator. That's the part that you need to get from Vault City. Then you need to bring it back here and get it installed in the reactor. 505 GCBRAIN Get it installed in the reactor? How can I do that? 506 GCBRAIN Oh, okay. Thanks. 510 GCBRAIN The reactor's optimization data has been recorded on the disk you have by Vault City's Central Computer. Now all you have to do is to bring the disk to that pompous windbag, Festus. Or I suppose that you could just use the disk on the reactor robot control terminal, if you can't bear talking to Festus. 511 GCBRAIN Festus? Who's he? 512 GCBRAIN Oh, okay. Thanks. Goodbye. 600 GCBRAIN Renewal is at hand. But it won't get any closer unless you get moving on repairing our atomic reactor. (to himself) Humans... they're so disappointing. 601 GCBRAIN Renewal is almost here, but it won't get any closer unless you use the Reactor's Data disk on Vault City's Central Computer. Phah! One would think that even a human could understand that much. 602 GCBRAIN You're so close to providing the means for Renewal to all of us. If you'd only give the Reactor Data disk that you've had analyzed to Festus. 603 GCBRAIN You know that you need to get the Hydroelectric Magnetosphere Regulator from Vault City in order to install it in our atomic reactor. Sometimes I think that Renewal will never arrive as long as I have to depend upon humans. 604 GCBRAIN Repair the reactor? What do you mean? 605 GCBRAIN Use the Reactor Data disk? Just how am I going to do that? 606 GCBRAIN I have to give it to Festus? 607 GCBRAIN A Hydro-whatsits? Huh? 608 GCBRAIN What's that about the reactor? 609 GCBRAIN Give it to who? 610 GCBRAIN Oh yeah. Well, I'll be going then. Goodbye. 620 GCBRAIN I am known simply as The Brain. A tribute to my genius. Few things within Gecko, and only a few more without, escape my notice. 621 GCBRAIN But you're just a giant rat. 622 GCBRAIN You said something about joining you? 630 GCBRAIN The actions I propose would benefit thousands of Vault City and Gecko's citizens. You may not care for me, or my motives, but the results are still well worth working toward. 631 GCBRAIN You've received the Reactor Data disk, now you have to use it. 632 GCBRAIN You've had the Reactor Data disk analyzed, now you have to do something with it. 633 GCBRAIN Our atomic reactor needs a part if we have any hope of getting it to run efficiently. 634 GCBRAIN You've acquired the data that we need to optimize the atomic reactor. Now, all you have to do is give it to Festus. 635 GCBRAIN Why don't you tell me about whatever it is that you're proposing. 636 GCBRAIN Use the Reactor Data disk? How am I going to do that? 637 GCBRAIN Well, I figured that, but what? 638 GCBRAIN A part? What kind of part? 639 GCBRAIN Why don't you tell me about this last step and I'll think about helping. 640 GCBRAIN Give it to who? 641 GCBRAIN One more step? 650 GCBRAIN Well, despite your feelings about a rodent ruling the world, the actions I propose would benefit thousands of Vault City and Gecko citizens. You may not care for me or my motives but the results are still well worth working towards. 651 GCBRAIN You've received the Reactor Data disk, now you have to do something with it. 652 GCBRAIN You've had the Reactor Data disk analyzed, now you have to use it. 653 GCBRAIN Our atomic reactor needs a part if we have any hope of getting it to run efficiently. 654 GCBRAIN Why don't you tell me about those actions that you're proposing? 655 GCBRAIN Use the Reactor Data disk? How am I going to do that? 656 GCBRAIN Well, I figured that, but what? 657 GCBRAIN Like what? 658 GCBRAIN A part? What kind of part? 659 GCBRAIN Why don't you tell me about this last step and I'll think about helping? 670 GCBRAIN The reactor, always the reactor (sigh). Come back when you've made some progress on it. 671 GCBRAIN Come back later. I'm communing with a higher power, or something (sheesh). 100 GCFESTUS You see a particularly unkempt ghoul. 101 GCFESTUS You see Festus, the atomic power plant supervisor. 102 GCFESTUS You see a glum looking ghoul with a particularly rancid appearance. He smells like an infected wound. 110 GCFESTUS Aren�t you just as stupid as they get? Hah, hah, hah. 111 GCFESTUS Are you dumb or what? Hah, hah, hah. You look just like a Vault City person. 112 GCFESTUS Well, you�re pretty dumb, aren�t you? You should head on over to Vault City. 113 GCFESTUS I just have so many important things to do. Why don't you get back to Vault City, where you belong? 114 GCFESTUS Hah, hah, hah. You just have such a stupid look on your face. 120 GCFESTUS Hello there. I�m Festus. I run the whole reactor. Without me, this whole town would be shut down. I�m a very busy man. They really overwork me here. 121 GCFESTUS I�ve got so much to do here. I could really use a break. But, you know, nobody else can run the atomic power plant. I�m harnessing the power of the atom, you know. Really tires a fellow out. 122 GCFESTUS What do you do here? 123 GCFESTUS I understand that the reactor isn�t running very well. Is that true? 124 GCFESTUS Why do you look -- and smell -- as though you�re falling apart? 125 GCFESTUS Well, I wouldn�t want to take up your valuable time. I�ll just be on my way. Goodbye. 130 GCFESTUS I sure have the reactor running smoothly now. I�m just that good. 131 GCFESTUS The reactor's running pretty good now, all right. Could still do with a tiny bit of a tuneup mebbe, but I'd say it's a pretty good job all the same. 132 GCFESTUS More work? What do you mean? 133 GCFESTUS Well, nothing's ever perfect. Goodbye, Festus. 141 GCFESTUS Well, I supervise the atomic power plant. Really, though, I run the whole thing by myself. 142 GCFESTUS Yup, I run the whole thing -- in a supervisory capacity. All by myself. It would be impossible if I just weren�t so darn good at it. It�s a gift, really... 143 GCFESTUS By yourself? What are all those other people in the next room doing then? 144 GCFESTUS You must know quite a bit about atomic power, then. 145 GCFESTUS Well, I don�t want to keep you from your work. Goodbye. 150 GCFESTUS Wastrels. That�s all they are. They don�t really understand what needs to be done. They�re just placeholders. It irks me that they think they know something about atomic power plants. Why, if it weren�t for me... 151 GCFESTUS Hmm. What did you say you do here? 152 GCFESTUS Ah, yes. Well, I�d better be going now. Goodbye. 160 GCFESTUS Know about atomic power? Well, I almost invented it. I know more about atomic power than anyone alive. If it�s atomic power -� I�m your man. 161 GCFESTUS Hmm. What did you say you do here? 162 GCFESTUS Ah, yes. Well, I�d better be going now. Goodbye. 170 GCFESTUS You know, I really do run the whole thing. It�s pretty tough. But I do have many years of experience. I�m all pro when it comes to running atomic power plants. 171 GCFESTUS You must be very good at your job. 172 GCFESTUS I�m sure you are. Uh, I better be going now. Goodbye. 180 GCFESTUS Most people think it�s easy. They think that just anyone can run an atomic reactor. But it�s not for the untrained or faint of heart. I�m harnessing the power of the atom here! 181 GCFESTUS I�m impressed. 182 GCFESTUS Well, I wouldn�t want to keep you. Goodbye. 190 GCFESTUS It sure would be nice to have some help. But, you see, no one else is qualified to do what I do. They don�t even understand the basics of what I do. 191 GCFESTUS How could anyone hope to keep up with you? 192 GCFESTUS You�re really special, no doubt about it. Goodbye. 200 GCFESTUS You know I am. I can tell that you really understand things like this. If I weren�t so busy here I�d run Gecko. And let me tell you, I�d run it right. 201 GCFESTUS You�d run the town, too? 202 GCFESTUS Arrrrrgh! I�m leaving now. I am. Don�t try to stop me. Goodbye! 210 GCFESTUS Well, there wouldn�t be any of this trading with Broken Hills for uranium ore. We�d just trade them power for it, instead. They could run their city using the power of the atom. 211 GCFESTUS Wouldn�t you have to run powerlines across miles and miles of hazardous desert? 212 GCFESTUS Do you smell something? Something foul? I better leave. Goodbye. 220 GCFESTUS Well, I suppose so. Then we�d have them buy giant batteries from us. Yes, that�s the beauty of it. Then they�d have to buy the batteries from us, too. And that�s just to start; I have other big plans, like... 221 GCFESTUS You�re a politician, too? It�s incredible that your talents cover such diverse fields. 222 GCFESTUS Is something rotting in here? I think I need some fresh air. Goodbye. 230 GCFESTUS I�m just multi-faceted. Really, I�m very good at whatever I try. Seldom is there anyone better. Of course, I just happen to prefer running the atomic power plant. But, if I wanted to, I could do anything else. 231 GCFESTUS I can�t believe that everyone in Gecko doesn�t see your true worth. I�m going to go tell them right now. Goodbye. 232 GCFESTUS Must break free. Strength fading. Must leave. 240 GCFESTUS What brings you to this part of my atomic reactor? 241 GCFESTUS Well, I have a part that you can use to fix the reactor. 242 GCFESTUS Uh, I was just looking around. Goodbye. 250 GCFESTUS You know, I�m not so sure that this is the right part after all. Maybe you should take it back to Vault City to check. I don�t think I can help you with this, after all. 251 GCFESTUS I�m sure it�s the right part. I have great confidence in your abilities. 252 GCFESTUS I guess you�re right. I better find another way to install the part. 260 GCFESTUS I don�t think that those people in Vault City really like us all that much. I wouldn�t put it past them to booby-trap this part. Maybe it only looks like the right part, and it�s really a bomb! You can�t fool me that easily. I�m not installing this thing. 261 GCFESTUS With your technical expertise, if it were a bomb, you would already know it. Please just install the part. 262 GCFESTUS I guess you�re right. I better find another way to install the part. 270 GCFESTUS Okay, I�m here. But I�m still not sure that this isn�t the right part, or that it�s not a trap somehow. You know, I�m much too valuable to waste. Maybe I should just let someone else do this... later... much later. 271 GCFESTUS It needs to be done now. And you�re the only person that can do it right. Come on, all Gecko depends on you! 272 GCFESTUS I guess you�re right. I better find another way to install the part. 300 GCFESTUS Well, it sure uses a lot of uranium. And it leaks some. You know, I�ve asked somebody to fix it, but no one listens to me. 301 GCFESTUS I�ve heard that it�s leaking radiation into the groundwater. Is that true? 302 GCFESTUS I thought you were the expert. Why don�t you fix it? Just what do you do here anyway? 310 GCFESTUS Well, that�s possible, but I don�t think it would do any harm to anything. It�s underground, after all. 311 GCFESTUS I think you may be wrong. Vault City�s been complaining that your atomic reactor has been tainting their water with radiation. 312 GCFESTUS Well, if you say so. Goodbye. 320 GCFESTUS Not possible. No one would know more about it than me. They�re just looking for someone to blame for their problem. We don�t even draw from the same aquifer. 321 GCFESTUS You sound sure. But so did they. 330 GCFESTUS Well, they�re just a bunch of amateurs when it comes to atomic power. I�m the real expert here. You can take what I say to the bank. If there were any banks left, that is. 331 GCFESTUS Well, I guess you know what you�re talking about. Goodbye. 332 GCFESTUS I�m not as sure as you are. Goodbye. 340 GCFESTUS You have a spare Hydroelectric Magnetosphere Regulator on you? 341 GCFESTUS You actually know what that is? 342 GCFESTUS Of course. Are you ready to install it? 350 GCFESTUS Surprised? I told you that I know all about atomic power plants. You shoulda listened to me. 351 GCFESTUS Well, since you know what it is, you must know how to install it. 352 GCFESTUS I think I�ve listened to you too much already. Goodbye. 360 GCFESTUS Of course I do. Why, that�s just plain simple for someone of my experience and talent. I was weaned on Magnetoshpere Regulators as a pup, you know. 361 GCFESTUS That�s great. Could you install it for me? 370 GCFESTUS Well, I guess I could install it. I�m certainly the only one that could install it right. Installing a Hydroelectric Magnetosphere Regulator is pretty tricky. 371 GCFESTUS Here�s the Regulator. I knew I could count on you. 372 GCFESTUS On second thought, I think I�d better find another way. Goodbye. 380 GCFESTUS I guess I could install it. But, you know, installing a Hydroelectric Magnetosphere Regulator is pretty tricky. And it�s dangerous. Not that I�m afraid for myself. But who could run the atomic power plant if something were to happen to me? I�m sorry, I can�t help you. 381 GCFESTUS I should have known you�d chicken out. Goodbye. 390 GCFESTUS Can�t help you now. I�m too busy. 391 GCFESTUS Come back next week. I may have some time then. 392 GCFESTUS Uh, you have the wrong part anyway. Yeah, that�s it. 393 GCFESTUS Sorry, I�m too busy to help you. 394 GCFESTUS I can�t betray Gecko by endangering myself. 400 GCFESTUS Oh yeah. Heh, heh. Sure, it�s the right part. It�s just, uh, a more primitive model than I�m used to. That�s all. 401 GCFESTUS Good. Then go ahead and install it. 410 GCFESTUS I guess they�d know better than to try and fool me with a bomb. I�m certain that they know just who they�re dealing with here. 411 GCFESTUS They spoke of you often in Vault City. Usually in hushed tones of reverence. Now, just install the damn part. 420 GCFESTUS Okay, that�s got it. Hey! I did it. I really am that good. 421 GCFESTUS Damn, I�m good. 422 GCFESTUS It was difficult, but I did it. I�m a hero. 423 GCFESTUS I deserve a raise for the work I do. 424 GCFESTUS Gecko sure owes me now. 425 GCFESTUS Did you see me out there? Never even faltered. 430 GCFESTUS What do you want? 431 GCFESTUS I heard that you take care of parts requisitions and I need one. 432 GCFESTUS I just wondered what you do here. 440 GCFESTUS You? What do you need one for? 441 GCFESTUS Well, the guys in the other room need it. But I told them I wanted to get it from you just so that I could see you in action. 442 GCFESTUS I just need one. Come on, be a pal. Just give me one. Okay? 443 GCFESTUS I just think you�d better give me one. Working in a power plant, sometimes people have accidents. Understand me? 444 GCFESTUS I need one for- Hey, isn�t that Fershlubiner Widget Activator running in the red? 450 GCFESTUS Well, okay. Here�s your Part Requisition Form. I guess you have your reasons for neeeding it. 451 GCFESTUS Well, okay. Here�s your�Hey? Where�d I put that darn thing? It must be here somewhere� Hmm, I guess I can�t find it right now. It�ll turn up, though. 452 GCFESTUS Thanks. Goodbye. 453 GCFESTUS Oh, well. Maybe I�ll come back later, then. Goodbye. 460 GCFESTUS I don�t care what you want. Those Part Requisition Forms are for official business only. They only entrust them to key personnel. That�s why I have them. Get me? Key personnel, only. 461 GCFESTUS Yeah, I get you. Goodbye. 462 GCFESTUS Well, you�ll get yours. Maybe not today, but soon. Goodbye. 470 GCFESTUS Uh, well, it�s supposed to be that way. I�ve got plenty of important work to do. If that�s all you came in for... 471 GCFESTUS Well, actually I need a Part Requisition Form. 472 GCFESTUS I guess I don�t need anything after all. Goodbye. 480 GCFESTUS What do you mean? Oh, well, I guess I�ve been working pretty darn hard lately. Haven�t had time to really take care of myself the way I should. Maybe the radiation just affects me a little differently. 481 GCFESTUS Uh, well... maybe you should consider bathing or something, to take care of the funk. 490 GCFESTUS Well, I guess I should. Whenever I bathe, though, a lot of my skin sloughs off and all my scabs break open. And another thing, my fingernails keep tearing... 491 GCFESTUS Hold on! Wait! I think I�ve heard enough. Uh, let�s back up a little. 500 GCFESTUS Festus leaves and then comes back. He is still carrying the part. 510 GCFESTUS [Done] 520 GCFESTUS Festus gives you back the part. 530 GCFESTUS Festus leaves and then comes back. He looks very pleased about something. 600 GCFESTUS I have a reactor data disk that may help you optimize the reactor. 610 GCFESTUS Okay, give it to me and I'll see what I can do. 620 GCFESTUS Here you go. 630 GCFESTUS No, I think I'll keep it for now. 640 GCFESTUS Okay. Looks good. Thanks for all your help. 650 GCFESTUS Sure. No problem. 700 GCFESTUS You convinced Festus to help you with the power plant. 800 GCFESTUS I mean that the reactor's running now, but it sure could run better. I mean better by a long country mile, if we jist had a smidge more data. Now if you could get the optimization data, we'd be cooking with gas, uh, well, you know what I mean. 801 GCFESTUS Optimization data? Where would I get that? 802 GCFESTUS Well, you could probably get the information from the Vault City central computer. 803 GCFESTUS Well, let me see what I can do. 804 GCFESTUS Hmm, that's a thought. 805 GCFESTUS That's only going to happen when a paper dog successfully chases an asbestos cat through hell. Goodbye, Festus. 806 GCFESTUS I bet a clever one like you could jist sneak in there and use a holodisk with the reactor performance information on the central computer. Then sneak the disk right back here. That'd do it. I'd do it myself, but I'm just too valuable here to leave, even for a moment. 807 GCFESTUS I hate to leave a job only half-done. 808 GCFESTUS Hmm, I don't think I could get away with that. Sorry, Festus. Goodbye. 809 GCFESTUS That just might work. I guess some of my cleverness is rubbing off on you. Good, good. Say, you should prolly bring it to a feller named McClure. From what I hear, he's the only one there that'd bend an ear about anything but Vault City's precious citizens. 810 GCFESTUS Councilman McClure is the man to see. OK, thanks for the tip. I guess I'll do it then. 811 GCFESTUS Gee, I'd just love to get locked up in Vault City for being a mutie sympathizer. No thanks, Festus. You're on your own. Goodbye. 812 GCFESTUS That's the spirit. I was a-hopin' you'd say that. Great. Just use this disk here on Vault City's central computer and then git it right back here. We'll use less uranium, the core won't leak so bad, and this Vault City won't have any reason to come exterminate us. 813 GCFESTUS I sure don't want to see Gecko destroyed. I'll do it. 814 GCFESTUS I just don't think I'm up to that. Sorry, Festus. Goodbye. 815 GCFESTUS I sure wish I could spare the time to go do it myself but I can't. All I can say is thanks, kid. You'll be doing all of us here a big favor. (sniff, sniff) You make me so proud. 816 GCFESTUS Well, I better get going. Goodbye, Festus. I'll be back with the data you need just as soon as I can. 817 GCFESTUS Don't just lollygag there. Get that data. 818 GCFESTUS Don't just stand there. The reactor's not gonna keep workin' forever. 819 GCFESTUS Get moving and get that optimization data, like you said you would. 820 GCFESTUS Plenty of time to chat *after* we optimize the reactor. 821 GCFESTUS Go to Vault City and trade McClure the Econ disk for the reactor data we need. Get it? 822 GCFESTUS Come on now. Get that disk to McClure. 823 GCFESTUS Vault City? Job undone? Ring any bells in that hollow between your ears? 824 GCFESTUS Hurry up! 825 GCFESTUS Thanks for getting the data we needed from Vault City to optimize this leaky old beast. You're a sly one, no denying it, by cracky. Almost as good a job as I could have done myself. 'Course...if'n you wanna actually *finish* the dang job, just use that disk on the Robot Control Terminal. Understand me? Well, OK then. 826 GCFESTUS Well, I didn't like leaving the job only half-done. Goodbye, Festus. 827 GCFESTUS Yeah, I bet you would have done it. You festering windbag. Goodbye. 828 GCFESTUS You're a peach. There's no doubt about it. I knew you'd do it. 829 GCFESTUS You make me so proud. 830 GCFESTUS Thanks. Now let me get back to my important work. 831 GCFESTUS Keep that up and you may get to be just like me someday. 100 GCFOLK You see someone whose skin has been very badly burnt. 101 GCFOLK You see a ghoul citizen of Gecko. 102 GCFOLK You see someone whose skin seems to have been burned with radiation. That much radiation looks as though it should have killed it, but it seems well enough. 110 GCFOLK The person you see is glowing faintly. Its skin seems to be badly burnt. 111 GCFOLK You see a Glowing One citizen of Gecko. 112 GCFOLK You see someone who has been exposed to so much radiation that it is glowing faintly. That much radiation looks as though it should have killed it, but it seems well enough. 120 GCFOLK Thank you for saving us from Vault City. 121 GCFOLK Those bigots in Vault City would have killed us if it wasn�t for you. 122 GCFOLK You�re a hero. 123 GCFOLK You can come over to my house for gecko stew anytime. 124 GCFOLK Thanks for repairing our reactor. 125 GCFOLK It feels colder now, but thanks for repairing the leak in our reactor. 126 GCFOLK Thanks for dealing with those bigots in Vault City for us. 127 GCFOLK If you didn�t help us, Vault City would have destroyed us. 128 GCFOLK You�re our hero. 129 GCFOLK Thanks again. 130 GCFOLK Thanks for your help. 131 GCFOLK You�re the best. Thanks. 132 GCFOLK Pretty good, for a smoothskin. 140 GCFOLK Hello there, my smoothskined friend. 141 GCFOLK Welcome to Gecko. 142 GCFOLK Hello there, friend. 143 GCFOLK You�re not like other smoothskins. 144 GCFOLK See anything interesting out in the wastes? 145 GCFOLK Hi there. 146 GCFOLK Howdy, friend. 147 GCFOLK Our atomic reactor makes me glow with pride. 148 GCFOLK We�ve harnessed the power of the atom here. 149 GCFOLK Someday, others will be able to use our power. 150 GCFOLK I�m glad not all smoothies are like the ones in Vault City. 151 GCFOLK If Vault City people were like you, we wouldn�t have a problem with them. 160 GCFOLK Hmmph, another cheating smoothskin. 161 GCFOLK Heya, smoothy. 162 GCFOLK Hello there. 163 GCFOLK What�s up? 164 GCFOLK Be nice while you�re in town. 165 GCFOLK Come far to get here? 166 GCFOLK You look like you�re from Vault City. 167 GCFOLK We�re tolerant here, but not stupid, Smoothy. 168 GCFOLK Stay away from Vault City. Those guys are assholes. 169 GCFOLK Hello. Weather�s been really dry lately. 180 GCFOLK It sure has been dry lately. 181 GCFOLK Damn all these weeds. 182 GCFOLK I think the atomic reactor makes the weeds worse. 183 GCFOLK I�ve heard that some weeds are dangerous. 184 GCFOLK I�ve heard that tribals know how to call rain. 185 GCFOLK Fine crop this year. 186 GCFOLK Corn�s growing as high as a deathclaw�s eye. 187 GCFOLK Vegetables are good for you. 188 GCFOLK Almost ready to harvest. 189 GCFOLK Sure could use some more rain. 200 GCFOLK Got to watch these brahmin. 201 GCFOLK These brahmin are so cute. I�m not looking forward to killing them. 202 GCFOLK I am so bored. 203 GCFOLK Moo, moo, moo? 204 GCFOLK I�ve been here too long. 205 GCFOLK Is that smell you or the brahmin? 206 GCFOLK They almost look as though they know what�s coming. 207 GCFOLK Someone tipped one last night. 208 GCFOLK Some of them are much cuter than others. 209 GCFOLK Hmm, I wonder why nobody rides them. 220 GCFOLK Hey there, smoothskin. 221 GCFOLK Buy us a drink, smoothskin. 222 GCFOLK Boy, am I thirsty. 223 GCFOLK Too good to drink with us? 224 GCFOLK Where are my pals, Johnny Stroller and Jim Bean? 225 GCFOLK I�ll have mine shaken, not stirred. 226 GCFOLK Ask Wooz to tell you a story. 227 GCFOLK Let�s sing a song. 228 GCFOLK �And then the heads do what? I just don�t understand Wooz. 229 GCFOLK What�s an apple? 240 GCFOLK You�re pretty nice for a smoothskin. 241 GCFOLK Buy us another round, smoothy. 242 GCFOLK ./~ How dry I am, How dry I am�. ./~ 243 GCFOLK You�re okay in my book. 244 GCFOLK Hey, watch out for the rat. 245 GCFOLK I wonder why Skeeter never joins us? 246 GCFOLK We�re trying to breed a new type of brahmin -� with only one head. 247 GCFOLK Somebody ought to start making more clothes here. 248 GCFOLK Ahh, beer is good. 249 GCFOLK This beer is great. It�s the water -� and a lot more. 260 GCFOLK You�re the best smoothskin I�ve ever known. 261 GCFOLK More glow-juice! More glow-juice! 262 GCFOLK Gives us another, eh smoothy? 263 GCFOLK Those poor muties in Broken Hills. 264 GCFOLK I heard that geckos are like us. Changed by the radiation. 265 GCFOLK We just cling to life here, like a little gecko on the wall. 266 GCFOLK I hear Skeeter�s building a giant robot. 267 GCFOLK I heard that Chester�s a spy for Vault City. 268 GCFOLK I�d like to Renew into a smoothy. 269 GCFOLK I swear I�ve seen things fly over us at night. 280 GCFOLK I love you, man. 281 GCFOLK You�re the best. 282 GCFOLK Nuke Vault City �til it glows! 283 GCFOLK ./~99 syringes of Rad-away on the wall, 99 syringes�. ./~ 284 GCFOLK ./~ I�ve been working on the re-act-or, all the live-long day�. ./~ 285 GCFOLK Before you, I wouldn�t trust a smoothskin at all. 286 GCFOLK I guess some of you smoothies are okay after all. 287 GCFOLK We ought to go get Chester to drink with us. 288 GCFOLK When I Renew, I want to turn out just like you. 289 GCFOLK Sure glad our reactor�s running. 290 GCFOLK I must be drunk. Wooz is starting to make sense to me. 291 GCFOLK I think I saw an apple once�or was it a banana? 300 GCFOLK The reactor is working so good you can almost hear it hum. 301 GCFOLK Thanks for working things out with Vault City for us. 302 GCFOLK We�re going to have so much power now. 303 GCFOLK Not much longer until we can trade power to Vault City. 304 GCFOLK Gosh, we�re going to need a lot of Copper from Redding now. 305 GCFOLK The reactor is working great now. Thanks. 306 GCFOLK You�re the best. 307 GCFOLK Thanks for fixing up our atomic reactor. 308 GCFOLK Reactor�s purring, just as nice as you please. Thanks. 309 GCFOLK You�re the best smoothskin I�ve ever known. 320 GCFOLK Renew, comrade. Renew! 321 GCFOLK You are one of us. 322 GCFOLK Hello, comrade. Renewal is at hand. 323 GCFOLK We will all be one soon. 324 GCFOLK He knows all. Worship his sleek fur. 325 GCFOLK Damn cultists. Get out of here. 326 GCFOLK Renew this (makes hand gesture), asshole. 327 GCFOLK I�ve got your Renewal right here, pal. 328 GCFOLK Can�t turn around these days without stepping on another damn cultist. 329 GCFOLK You�ll never catch me worshipping some damn oversized rat. 340 GCFOLK You ought to go see Lenny about those wounds. 341 GCFOLK You look all banged up. Go see Lenny. 342 GCFOLK You shouldn�t wrestle with a deathclaw. Go see Lenny. 343 GCFOLK Lenny�s in Harold�s office. You should have him take a look at those wounds. 344 GCFOLK How�d you get all torn up like that? 345 GCFOLK Ouch. You should go see Lenny. 346 GCFOLK Lenny�s in the settlement; go have him take a look at your injuries. 100 GCGORDON You see another ghoul. He appears to be preoccupied. 101 GCGORDON You see Gordon of Gecko. 102 GCGORDON You see a very nicely dressed ghoul with his hair slicked back. 110 GCGORDON I have no time for stupid people. 111 GCGORDON I have important work to do. Get out of here. 112 GCGORDON You�re just as stupid as the rest of them. 113 GCGORDON This isn�t the room for remedial reading lessons. 114 GCGORDON Too much inbreeding among smoothskins, I guess. 120 GCGORDON Hello there. My name�s Gordon. Gordon of Gecko. 121 GCGORDON Hello again 122 GCGORDON Hello, Gordon. I�m 123 GCGORDON Nice to meet you. I�m 124 GCGORDON Gordon, what did you say you did here again? 125 GCGORDON I�m just checking in on all my friends. Nice to see you again. Goodbye. 130 GCGORDON I look for opportunities. 131 GCGORDON Opportunites? Like what? 135 GCGORDON I look for ways of maximizing my potential worth. 136 GCGORDON Hmm, sounds like greed to me. 140 GCGORDON I am greedy. But most people misunderstand greed. Greed is a powerful driving force. Throughout history, mankind�s greatest achievements were driven by men that wanted to better their positions. Driven by greed. Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. 141 GCGORDON I�ll take your word for that, Gordon. But what does greed have to do with Gecko? 150 GCGORDON So far, not much. But in greed lies Gecko�s salvation. I have important information about the survival of Gecko, but I can�t get anyone to listen to me. 151 GCGORDON What kind of information? 160 GCGORDON Well, I�ve calculated that if our reactor was running properly, we could generate an enormous amount of excess power -- far more than Gecko needs. 161 GCGORDON Yeah, so? 170 GCGORDON Well, now that you�ve helped to repair our atomic power plant I have a much better chance of getting what I want. Maximizing my potential. 171 GCGORDON Maximizing your potential? What do you mean? 180 GCGORDON I�ve also found out, from a very reliable source, that Vault City cannot expand without additional power. 181 GCGORDON Vault City can�t expand? 182 GCGORDON A very reliable source? Who? 190 GCGORDON Vault City, you see, has enough power for their current needs -� as long as they�re careful. But the Vault power plant that they use was never designed for the increased load their city is putting on it. It�s at peak capacity right now. Without more power, they can�t expand. 191 GCGORDON I don�t see how that helps you. 200 GCGORDON Well, if our power plant�s working better, we could trade our excess power and technical expertise to Vault City in exchange for medical technology. 201 GCGORDON And? 210 GCGORDON Without more power Vault City will burn out their reactor within 15 years. If Gecko�s reactor isn�t repaired, we won�t last half that time. Without medical technology, all of us Ghouls are going to die off in the next 20 years, anyway. Everyone loses if Vault City and Gecko don�t cooperate. 211 GCGORDON So you�re just a good Samaritan huh? Somehow, I don�t buy that. 220 GCGORDON Not at all. I�ve got my end covered. I�d be the natural choice to administer this project. Greed is my driving force, but thousands of lives are saved by it. Greed is good. At least it would be, if I could get anyone in Vault City to read my economic data. 221 GCGORDON I don�t think I�d want to see you administering anything. 222 GCGORDON Hmm, I might be able to show the data to someone in Vault City. 223 GCGORDON I bet Councilman McClure in Vault City would love to get his hands on that data. He seems like someone who�s ruled by reason more than prejudice. 224 GCGORDON What a great story, Gordon. You�re the best. (chuckle) I�ll remember that one. Goodbye. 230 GCGORDON I tally up economic data on Gecko�s economy and report it to Harold. But he usually doesn�t listen to me. 231 GCGORDON I�m sorry to hear that. Economic data on what? 232 GCGORDON Well, I�m sure Harold�s pretty busy. See you later. 240 GCGORDON One night, I heard a voice calling to me from the reactor pit over there. A voice out of the shadows. I didn�t know what to think at first, but what the voice said sure made a lot of sense. Its figures all check out, too. Don�t know who or what the voice is, but the facts all tally up just like it said. 241 GCGORDON What did the voice say? 250 GCGORDON Mostly on ways of maximizing potential worth. My potential worth. 251 GCGORDON Your potential worth? Sounds to me like you�re just greedy. 260 GCGORDON Mostly on ways of maximizing potential worth. My potential worth. 261 GCGORDON Your potential worth? Sounds to me like you�re just greedy. 270 GCGORDON Why not? 271 GCGORDON I just don�t buy your idea that greed is good. I bet you�d just sell off portions of whatever you were supposed to administer and take off with the money. Goodbye. 272 GCGORDON Because you left out the most important part of your plan. A partner -� namely, me. 280 GCGORDON Well, I have all the relevant economic data on a disk. You may have it, if you promise to show the data to someone in Vault City that can understand and make use of the data it contains. But be discreet with it... not everyone there will be happy you talked to us ghouls. 281 GCGORDON I don�t think I want to be stuck with your disk. Thanks anyway. Goodbye. 282 GCGORDON Okay, I�ll take the disk. I�m sure that I can put it into the right hands. Goodbye. 290 GCGORDON Humph, I don�t need your help. You�re just a tribal. 291 GCGORDON Well, I guess not all the bigots live in Vault City, do they, Gordie old boy? Goodbye. 300 GCGORDON Our atomic power plant�s still barely operational. You must not have taken the information to Vault City yet. 301 GCGORDON I don�t think they�d be very receptive to ghoul data in Vault City. 302 GCGORDON No, I haven�t yet... but I will. Goodbye. 310 GCGORDON Thanks for fixing our atomic power plant. The next step in old Gordon of Gecko�s plan is working nicely. Greed is a wonderful thing. You should be proud to be a part of this. 311 GCGORDON Greed is good; right, Gordon? Well, I�ve got plans of my own to work on. Goodbye. 320 GCGORDON We�re doomed. We�re all doomed. Nothing can save us now. Just go away. 321 GCGORDON Just get away from me. 322 GCGORDON Okay, goodbye. 330 GCGORDON I really owe you. Now I can get everything I�ve ever wanted. All at Gecko and Vault City�s expense. Just as soon as I�m ratified as the new foreman. Yessir, that Harold�s really out on his ass now. 331 GCGORDON Uh, yeah. Whatever, Gordon. (you roll your eyes). Well, I guess I�ll be going now. 332 GCGORDON You just better watch yourself, Gordon. The trip down is usually a lot faster than the trip up. Goodbye. 340 GCGORDON I see you have the symbol. Are you here for the information? 341 GCGORDON The symbol? 342 GCGORDON The information? 343 GCGORDON Of course. I wear the symbol proudly, and I need the information right away. 344 GCGORDON Shhh. Not now, brother. We're being watched. Goodbye. 350 GCGORDON You wear the symbol of Renewal. You are one of us. Renew, comrade! Renew! 351 GCGORDON Yes, I am one of us. Reno, uh, Renew! 352 GCGORDON I just found this. What is it? 353 GCGORDON I picked this off a corpse. What the heck is it? 360 GCGORDON Did he send you for the data disk? 361 GCGORDON Yes, of course I�m here for the disk. Hand it over right now. 362 GCGORDON What disk? 370 GCGORDON Ah, well, there can never be too many in our cause. More comrades means a better chance for old Gordon here to get what he wants. Are you here for the disk? 371 GCGORDON What disk? 372 GCGORDON I think the radiation has fried your brain. I�m leaving. Goodbye. 380 GCGORDON Here it is, but don�t let the wrong person know that you have it. Give it only to Councilman McClure in Vault City. 381 GCGORDON Yes, of course. Uh, Renew, brother. 382 GCGORDON I�m not bringing any ghoul disk into Vault City -� they�d put my head on a stick for that. Goodbye. 390 GCGORDON It�s the economic data disk that proves that Gecko and Vault City must both work together in order for either of us to survive. Are all of you smoothskins such smallbrains? 391 GCGORDON Oh, yes, that disk; sure I�ll take it. 392 GCGORDON That sounds like really complicated stuff, all right. Too much for a pinhead like myself to understand. Goodbye. 400 GCGORDON Ah, of course. (wink, wink) We have all "found" the symbol. Renew, comrade! Are you here for the disk? 401 GCGORDON Yes, I am. Where is it? 402 GCGORDON What disk? 403 GCGORDON No, not really. I think I�d better leave now. Goodbye. 410 GCGORDON A corpse? Which one of us died? 411 GCGORDON Uh, I mean it was given to me. 412 GCGORDON Which one died? You�re all dead. You�re friggin ghouls, aren�t you? One of your ghoul friends gave it to me. 413 GCGORDON Well, you should really ask which one of you I haven�t killed. By the way -- you�re next. 414 GCGORDON No, you misunderstood me. I said I joined the corps. Renew brother! 420 GCGORDON The facts speak for themselves. If you show it to someone with an open enough mind, the data will do all the convincing they�ll need. 421 GCGORDON Well, okay. I�ll try it. Goodbye. 422 GCGORDON I�ll think about it. Goodbye. 500 GCGORDON . What do you do here? 501 GCGORDON . See you later, Gordon. Goodbye. 502 GCGORDON . 100 GCHANK You see a glowing ghoul with a concerned look on his face. 101 GCHANK You see Hank the glowing ghoul, a worker here in the powerplant. 102 GCHANK You see a glowing ghoul monitoring some power plant gauges. 110 GCHANK Hello, I�m Hank. I take care of the inside of the reactor core. Not that much ever needs to be done there. 111 GCHANK Hello, nice of you to visit me again. Feels nice and toasty this close to the core. Most smoothies don't care for that. 112 GCHANK Hi, Hank. I need to get inside the Core. 113 GCHANK Hank, I have a coolant report from Harold that you need to see. Here you go. 114 GCHANK Hi there, Hank. I�m just taking the tour. Goodbye. 120 GCHANK Heh, heh. I wouldn�t advise that, smoothy. You�d fry into a crisp. Me, I like the warmth, but I wouldn�t recommend it for you. Quite a bit of heat and radiation in there. That�s why the smoothies that built this place included a maintenance bot. 121 GCHANK Maintenance bot? 122 GCHANK Oh, thanks. Goodbye. 130 GCHANK Let me look this over. According to this, our coolant level is way too high. I would�ve thought that turning off the coolant would lead to immediate meltdown but I guess not. I�d better go turn off the coolant right now. 131 GCHANK That report said our coolant level was too high. I should turn off the coolant now, don�t you think? 132 GCHANK Good thinking, Hank. I better be going. Goodbye. 133 GCHANK On second thought, maybe you should wait a moment on that. Let me check with Harold before you turn off the coolant. Goodbye. 140 GCHANK Yeah, the smoothies that built this place didn�t want to fry either, so they included a robot. It was designed to perform maintenance tasks by remote control from a terminal in a room to the west. 141 GCHANK That�s perfect. I can use that. 142 GCHANK I�ll have to check that out. Goodbye. 150 GCHANK Nice part you got there. Just what we need. 151 GCHANK Glad you like it. Want to install it? 152 GCHANK Thanks, I really like it too. Goodbye. 160 GCHANK I�d like to help you out, but I wouldn�t know how to install something like that. I mostly just watch the gauges here. Try Festus. He�s the resident parts genius -� just ask him. 161 GCHANK Where is Festus? 162 GCHANK Is there any other way? 163 GCHANK Okay. Goodbye. 170 GCHANK You talk to Festus about installing that part yet? 171 GCHANK Where is he? 172 GCHANK Is there any other way? 173 GCHANK Not yet. Maybe I�ll go do that now. Goodbye. 180 GCHANK Festus is out the way you came in. He�s in the control room. Can�t miss him... he�s the smelly, whiny one tottering about underneath that huge ego. He should be able to help you. 181 GCHANK Thanks. Goodbye. 190 GCHANK Well, if you could control the maintenance robot, it might be able to install it. Or, you could just walk in there and install it yourself. 191 GCHANK Maintenance robot? 192 GCHANK Install it myself? 200 GCHANK Well, it hasn�t worked too well, lately. It kept overheating. We don�t need to use it anyway, so we didn�t bother to fix the heat shielding on it. If you can figure out the control codes and don�t run it for too long, you may be able to get it to do what you want. 201 GCHANK Thanks. Goodbye. 210 GCHANK Thanks for fixing the reactor. 211 GCHANK Is it cooler in here lately? 212 GCHANK Thanks for helping us out. 220 GCHANK I�ve never heard her hum like that. 221 GCHANK Purring like a kitten. 222 GCHANK Runs better than ever. 230 GCHANK Just stay out of the way and don�t touch anything. 231 GCHANK How�d you get in here? 232 GCHANK Why don�t you take a little walk through those doors. Glowing pit, pretty-pretty. Heh, heh, heh. 300 GCHANK You tricked Hank into starting a meltdown. 100 GCHAROLD You see a particularly leathery-looking Ghoul. 101 GCHAROLD You see Harold. 102 GCHAROLD You see a very old but still spry-looking ghoul. 103 GCHAROLD I gotta tell ya, ol� Harold�s a bit slow on the draw hisself. The two of us talkin� wouldn�t get a whole lot done. 104 GCHAROLD Ahh, ain�t you cute. I just don�t have time to try understanding ya right now. 105 GCHAROLD Heh heh, ain�t you a kick. 106 GCHAROLD Hello there, smoothskin. The name�s Harold. I help keep this town running. 107 GCHAROLD Whatcha need, youngster? 108 GCHAROLD Well, golly-be-damned, smoothskin. You did us a great favor helping out our power plant. The name�s Harold. I keep this town running. 109 GCHAROLD Mighty kind o' ya helping us out with the atomic power plant. We�re in your debt. Now, what can this cranky-old carcass do for ya? 110 GCHAROLD You are somethin'. Just like the original. What can old Harold do for ya, Vault Dweller? 111 GCHAROLD Haven�t you done enough harm, smoothskin? What do you want now? 112 GCHAROLD Smoothskin? Why did you call me that? 113 GCHAROLD Vault Dweller? I�m not a Vault Dweller. 114 GCHAROLD Hello, Harold. What do you do here? 115 GCHAROLD Is there someplace I can barter or re-supply here? 116 GCHAROLD Is that a tree growing out of your head? 117 GCHAROLD You must know if there�s something called a Garden of Eden Creation kit here. 118 GCHAROLD Harold, I�d like to know where I can get some healing. 119 GCHAROLD I know you�re probably still mad, but you mentioned the Master. My ancestor killed him. 120 GCHAROLD Hello, Harold. Just passing through. Goodbye. 121 GCHAROLD Wha-whatever it takes to keep this place together. Better job on it than me. 122 GCHAROLD This place is coming apart? 123 GCHAROLD You don�t sound so good. 124 GCHAROLD Yep, but I�m doing great for being dead! I never get tired of the looks when I tell that one. 125 GCHAROLD Ahh, right....So you say the place is falling apart? 126 GCHAROLD Dead, you say? Well, in that case you�re doing great. So good you can answer my next question. 127 GCHAROLD Well, sorta. Our atomic reactor�s a mite...sensitive. The people I got running it mean well, but... well, they are not the sharpest tools in the shed. If you know what I mean. 128 GCHAROLD Well, we�re doing better now you�ve fixed our reactor. I�d never thought anybody�d get those idjits in Vault City to help us out. 129 GCHAROLD You know, it�s not so bad now. You fix the power plant, then you get the info we need to make it good-as-new. Golly-be-damned, ain�t you somethin'?! 130 GCHAROLD What do you mean? 131 GCHAROLD I didn�t want to see Vault City destroy your town. 132 GCHAROLD Well, I didn�t want to see Vault City destroy your town. Besides it was in their best interest to fix your power plant as well. 133 GCHAROLD Well, since it�s in Vault City�s best interest to fix up your reactor, it wasn�t too hard to get the Optimization info from them. 134 GCHAROLD I don�t like to complete any job only half-way. 135 GCHAROLD Well, I�d love to stay and chat with you but I�ve got things to do and places to go. Good luck. 136 GCHAROLD Well, technically... it�s a thingie. 137 GCHAROLD Okay, what does it do? 138 GCHAROLD Need a little time on the whetstone yourself, huh? I mean they are not too bright. Here�s an example. The other day I get a report. On it, it says the main coolant valve should be shut down. That woulda caused a meltdown that would make the Grand Canyon look like a pig wallow. 139 GCHAROLD That sounds bad. 140 GCHAROLD Uh, yeah, that would be bad. Now, I got things fixed up in time, but we came close to the end there. They need someone to watch out for �em. 141 GCHAROLD Good thing you�re here to help them. 142 GCHAROLD Who�d a thought I�d be making things right? Although if we don�t get a Hydroelectric Magnetosphere Regulator pretty damn quick, there is gonna be trouble. 143 GCHAROLD What the hell is Hydra-magna-whateveraltor? 144 GCHAROLD Hmm, sounds like a real problem all right. Let me ask you something else. 145 GCHAROLD Trouble? What kind of trouble? 146 GCHAROLD Well, I�ve taken enough of your valuable time. Goodbye. 147 GCHAROLD Heck, if it weren�t for you, them damn idjits in Vault City woulda laid us out for the big dirt nap. 148 GCHAROLD I couldn�t let Vault City kill all of you. 149 GCHAROLD Happy to help out, Harold. Let me ask you about something else, though. 150 GCHAROLD Mighty kind a'ya. Not many smoothskins would do that for a town full of ghouls. Kinda reminds me of a smoothie I knew, way back when. 151 GCHAROLD You know, you�re a lot like the Vault Dweller. 152 GCHAROLD Another smoothie? What do you mean? 153 GCHAROLD Thanks. I�m hoping to live up to my ancestor. Let me ask you something else while I'm here that might help. 154 GCHAROLD Happy to help. Let me ask you about something else though. 155 GCHAROLD Well, all in a day�s work really. I need to be going now, though. People to save, monsters to slay, disasters to avert, you know, all that sort of thing. Goodbye. 156 GCHAROLD You cut with the dull edge of the knife, don�t ya? You don�t look like an orange peel left in the sun all day. Your skin�s still soft and purty. 157 GCHAROLD Got me there. I�ll try to make my next question a little more worthwhile. 158 GCHAROLD Oh. Yeah. Hey, let me ask you something else. 159 GCHAROLD You just better not be getting any funny ideas about my soft skin. 160 GCHAROLD Uh, well, I better be going. Goodbye. 161 GCHAROLD Funny ideas? Well, you mean like skinning you alive with a rusty, dull, old knife and then grafting your still-warm, wet, glistening, oh-so-soft, skin over my crusty-rotten gook? 162 GCHAROLD Hey! You just keep the hell away from me. I�m getting out of here while I still have my skin! 163 GCHAROLD Yeah, that�s exactly what I meant. Good call. 164 GCHAROLD Well, you don�t have anything to worry about....can�t find my knife. 165 GCHAROLD How �bout I change the subject with another question? 166 GCHAROLD Well, you just better keep your grubby mitts off my skin. Goodbye. 167 GCHAROLD More skin! ... Need more skin! (chuckles) What happ'n? Drop your sense of humor in the dust on the way into town? 168 GCHAROLD I�ve got a lot on my mind, all right? I need some more information. 169 GCHAROLD I think I�ll go look for it. Goodbye. 170 GCHAROLD I just let a big fart and it still doesn�t cover your stink. Why don�t you just drift outta here? 171 GCHAROLD Okay, but first I wanted to apologize for the way I acted earlier. 172 GCHAROLD Put a sock in it ya smelly old ghoul. Goodbye. 173 GCHAROLD That�s a start, but you�re gonna have to do better. 174 GCHAROLD I don�t know what else to say. I guess I just don�t deal well with things that are new to me. I am sorry, though. 175 GCHAROLD Okay, how �bout this? If I had jerky that looked half as bad as you do I�d burn it just to keep from poisoning any scavengers that might happen upon it. Bye. 176 GCHAROLD Well, alright. But you�d better stop being a bonehead. 177 GCHAROLD Well, I tell ya youngster. Nice try but yer still an idjit. Maybe this�ll be the lesson you need. You are outta here. 178 GCHAROLD I�m sorry. Now that we�ve got that settled. Let me ask you something. 179 GCHAROLD Okay, goodbye. 180 GCHAROLD I�d rather look like this than look like you and have to be you. You are a bonehead. Get the hell outta here. 181 GCHAROLD You�re like that bad booger ya can�t shake off your finger. But I�m still shaking.... Oh look, there ya go! 182 GCHAROLD Well, look what the wind pooped in. My favorite turd. Why don�tcha just squish on outta here? 183 GCHAROLD Wanna know how to keep an idjit in suspense? 184 GCHAROLD Hey, I was hoping you�d show up. You won a prize for bein' the biggest jerk. There�s a party in your honor ten miles north of town. Better hurry. 185 GCHAROLD Their best interest? What do you mean? 186 GCHAROLD Well, according to some economic data I got hold of Vault City is much better off if they help you to repair your power plant. 187 GCHAROLD I mean, it�s always better to try to get along with others. 188 GCHAROLD Uh, nothing. 189 GCHAROLD Wow, it�s much later than I thought it was. I better be going. Goodbye. 190 GCHAROLD Economic data? You didn�t give them that information th-that Gordon keeps flapping his yap about, did you? 191 GCHAROLD Uh, yes I did. Why? 192 GCHAROLD Uh, no, of course not. 193 GCHAROLD Yeah, well, I�m sure some bonehead, very much like yourself, said the same thing about the Master. 194 GCHAROLD Sounds like a great story. Wish I had time to hear it but I gotta go. 195 GCHAROLD The Master? My ancestor killed him! 196 GCHAROLD Nothing, huh? I�m not buyin' it. You just put us in a bind. Why don�t you skidaddle while I thinka what to do. 197 GCHAROLD Uh, sorry. 198 GCHAROLD Yeah, sure. Why don�t you just do that. Geez, try to help some people.... 199 GCHAROLD Why?! Now Vault City knows just how much we need uranium ore from Broken Hills. They could cut off them shipments and we�d be finished. 200 GCHAROLD Oh, it can�t be as bad as all that. They seemed like reasonable people to me. 201 GCHAROLD I didn�t know that was what they�d use the information for. I�m sorry. Goodbye. 202 GCHAROLD Well, I sure hope not. Those idjits in Vault City hate ghouls. They�d cut off our ore shipments from Broken Hills in a white-hot minute. Then they�d set the terms. Wouldn�t be long until Gecko�d be a slave camp. 203 GCHAROLD Oh, I�m sure they wouldn�t do that. They seem pretty reasonable. 204 GCHAROLD Well, it�s a good thing I didn�t tell them anything like that then. Heh, heh. Hey, let me ask you something else. 205 GCHAROLD Well, shit happens. Sometimes it happens to you. Goodbye. 206 GCHAROLD Reasonable? Reasonable! Well, I�m sure people said the Master was reasonable, too. What a bonehead. Get the hell out. Now! 207 GCHAROLD Maybe they have the right idea. Maybe it�s time to put an end to freaks like you. Goodbye. 208 GCHAROLD Uh, well, I uh, that is. Goodbye. 209 GCHAROLD Well, you might try talking to Wooz over in the Harp. You can�t miss it - it�s just across the way. 210 GCHAROLD Thanks. Let me ask you something else. 211 GCHAROLD Thanks, that�s all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 212 GCHAROLD Jealous? His name�s Herbert. I talk to him when I get lonely... Heh heh. Just kiddin'... His name�s Bob. 213 GCHAROLD Right...Well, maybe you or Bob will know the answer to this. 214 GCHAROLD Thanks, that�s way more than I need to know for now. Goodbye. 215 GCHAROLD A Garden of Eden Creation Kit? A GECK, right? I seem to remember Vaults had those. Don�t know where you�d find one today. 216 GCHAROLD Thanks. Let me ask you something else. 217 GCHAROLD Thanks, that�s all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 218 GCHAROLD Just talk to my assistant, Lenny. He�ll be able to fix ya right up. 219 GCHAROLD Thanks. Let me ask you something else. 220 GCHAROLD Thanks, that�s all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 221 GCHAROLD Another smoothskin. Had a lot of respect for that one. 222 GCHAROLD Who was that? 223 GCHAROLD Well, I could probably remember if I wasn�t dead. I never get tired of that joke. 224 GCHAROLD Maybe you don�t... 225 GCHAROLD Well, to be honest, can�t remember the name. But they wore a funny suit. Kinda like the one you�re wearing. 226 GCHAROLD I�m wearing the Vault Suit that my ancestor wore. It�s a totem of my holy quest. 227 GCHAROLD Oh, this old thing? 228 GCHAROLD No lie? 229 GCHAROLD I�m wearing the Vault Suit that my ancestor wore. It�s a totem of my holy quest. 230 GCHAROLD No lie, Harold. 231 GCHAROLD That so? Well, well, well. That explains a thing or two. I wondered why you looked familiar. I�m not losing the last coupla marbles I got left. 232 GCHAROLD We really look alike? 233 GCHAROLD Tell me what the Vault Dweller was like. 234 GCHAROLD Yea, it looked just like that. Come to think of it, it had a 13 on it too. 235 GCHAROLD Actually, this is the suit of my ancestor, the Vault Dweller. 236 GCHAROLD There is a resemblance. Near as I can remember, anyways. You know, your ancestor saved the whole darn lot of us. 237 GCHAROLD The Vault Dweller saved all of the ghouls? 238 GCHAROLD Thanks. It�s nice to know. Look, I have to run off for a bit. I�ll see you later. 239 GCHAROLD Jumpin� to conclusions, youngster. That�s gonna get your ass shot off someday. All of us. Saved every two-legged-shuffler on the dang planet. 240 GCHAROLD I didn�t realize that. 241 GCHAROLD I think I�ve heard enough for now. Goodbye. 242 GCHAROLD Well. Now ya do. And what happened next? For a thank you, the damn high-and-mighty Vaulties booted the Vault Dweller out. I always wondered what happened after that. 243 GCHAROLD I can tell you what happened. 244 GCHAROLD Enough reminiscing let me ask you something else. 245 GCHAROLD Well, I�d sure like to hear that. 246 GCHAROLD The legend of the Vault Dweller starts with the Vault casting him out into the dry Wastes.... [You tell Harold the story of your ancestor]�and so that�s why I�m looking for Vault 13 now. 247 GCHAROLD Thanks for telling. I sure was curious all these years. You sure got your work cut out for ya. Huh, ya know.... 248 GCHAROLD Know what? 249 GCHAROLD I�ve taken enough of your time already. I better be going. Goodbye. 250 GCHAROLD Well, I been saving these for a rainy day, but it sounds like you're gonna need'em more than I ever will. Here, take these. 251 GCHAROLD I was gonna give you some healing supplies but damn me if I didn�t do that already. I tell you, gettin� old�s hell on the memory. 252 GCHAROLD Thanks. Let me ask you about something though. 253 GCHAROLD Thanks for everything. I better be going though. Goodbye. 254 GCHAROLD Without a functional Hydroelectric Magnetosphere Regulator we�re leaking radioactive coolant into the groundwater. Now that means, anyone using that water is not gunna need a night-light to take a midnight piss. Also, we need more fuel because our power plant is not burnin� it very efficiently. 255 GCHAROLD We need a Hydroelectric Magnetosphere Regulator and it needs to be installed soon or we have got some real problems. 256 GCHAROLD Sounds bad. Where would you get a Hydro magnetosomething-or-other? 257 GCHAROLD What happens if you don�t get the part? 258 GCHAROLD Who do you buy your fuel from? 259 GCHAROLD Sorry to hear it. Let me ask you about something else. 260 GCHAROLD I think I�m going to have to leave you to your troubles for right now. Goodbye. 261 GCHAROLD Well, I�m certain those ornery bastards in Vault City have one. Not that they�d share. Hell, even if we had one of those thingies, I�m not so certain Festus could install the dang thing. 262 GCHAROLD Vault City wouldn�t give you the part? Even if it means that the groundwater won�t be polluted anymore? 263 GCHAROLD Sounds like you�ve got a lot on your mind. Goodbye. 264 GCHAROLD If we don�t get it, you can bet those boneheads from Vault City will shut down our power plant, permanently. 265 GCHAROLD What will you do then? 266 GCHAROLD We get our fuel from the Broken Hills. That�s a mining community some ways south. 267 GCHAROLD Interesting. Where would you get one of those Hydro magnetosomething-or-others? 268 GCHAROLD What happens if you don�t get that Hydro-part? 269 GCHAROLD Hmm, I think I should let you figure this out on your own. Goodbye. 270 GCHAROLD Take dirt naps. Vault City doesn�t play nice. They�ll just come up here and kill all of us if we don�t get that part. Well, at least I�ll have a tree for a monument. 271 GCHAROLD What was the name of that part again? 272 GCHAROLD Sounds like you need that Hydro-thingy pretty badly. Let me ask you something else right now, though. 273 GCHAROLD Sounds like trouble. I need to run off and see what I can do. Bye. 274 GCHAROLD Well, they�d only help us if they thought it was in their own best interest to do so. Huh. Not much chance of that happening. 275 GCHAROLD Hmm, you may be right. Still if someone could convince them that they should help you�. 276 GCHAROLD They shoot ghouls on sight. Makes conversation a bit tricky. 277 GCHAROLD I wonder if someone else could tell them. 278 GCHAROLD Yes, it would. Right now I�ve got another question. 279 GCHAROLD Hey, you never know. I�ll see you later. 280 GCHAROLD To the north 281 GCHAROLD To the northwest 282 GCHAROLD To the wWest 283 GCHAROLD To the southwest 284 GCHAROLD To the south 285 GCHAROLD To the southeast 286 GCHAROLD To the east of here 287 GCHAROLD To the northeast 288 GCHAROLD I don�t understand. 289 GCHAROLD I don�t know. 290 GCHAROLD That hurts. 291 GCHAROLD That really hurts. 292 GCHAROLD That�s got to hurt. 293 GCHAROLD I don�t know anything about that. 294 GCHAROLD Yes 295 GCHAROLD No 296 GCHAROLD Why do you talk to me this way? 297 GCHAROLD You�re not nice. 298 GCHAROLD Thank you. 299 GCHAROLD This is good. 300 GCHAROLD This isn�t good. 301 GCHAROLD I have a good feeling about this. 302 GCHAROLD I have a bad feeling about this. 303 GCHAROLD These people are crazy. 304 GCHAROLD I didn�t learn anything. 305 GCHAROLD I learned something 306 GCHAROLD Is everyone else crazy here? 307 GCHAROLD There must be another way. 308 GCHAROLD Follow me. 309 GCHAROLD Try this. 310 GCHAROLD Come here. 311 GCHAROLD I�m scared. 312 GCHAROLD I�m worried. 313 GCHAROLD I found something. 314 GCHAROLD I got lucky. 315 GCHAROLD You need to fix this. 316 GCHAROLD You need to turn this on. 317 GCHAROLD You need to unlock this. 318 GCHAROLD You need to open this. 100 GCJEREM You see a ghoul with a shaved head. 101 GCJEREM You see Jeremy, the ghoul in charge of supplies. 102 GCJEREM You see a tall, thin ghoul who seems to be very busy. 110 GCJEREM Hello there. My name�s Jeremy. I�m in charge of the all-powerful supply cabinet here. I keep track of all our stored supplies. 111 GCJEREM Hello again. Come to visit the all-powerful supply cabinet, or do you just need something from storage? 112 GCJEREM All-powerful? 113 GCJEREM I need something from storage. 114 GCJEREM I don�t need anything. I was just looking around. Goodbye. 120 GCJEREM Well, if you want something from storage you need a Request Authorization Form. Do you have a Request Authorization Form? 121 GCJEREM Yes, I do. Here it is. 122 GCJEREM Uh, no I don�t. Where do I get a Request Form? 130 GCJEREM Well, this looks like it, all right. What do you need? 131 GCJEREM I need a 3-step plasma-transformer. 132 GCJEREM I need a 3-step plasma-transformer. Want to know what I need it for? 133 GCJEREM I need a moss-covered, three-handled gredunza. 140 GCJEREM I think I have one right here in this cabinet. Ah, yes. Here it is. 141 GCJEREM Hmm, not the latest model, but it�ll have to do. Thanks. Goodbye. 150 GCJEREM I don�t even want to know. I think I have one right here in this cabinet. Ah, yes. Here it is. 151 GCJEREM Hmm, not the latest model, but it�ll have to do. Thanks. Goodbye. 160 GCJEREM Can�t help you now. I�m way too busy. 161 GCJEREM You see, it�s all about stuff. 162 GCJEREM You see, it�s all about ideas. 163 GCJEREM You see, it�s all about words. 164 GCJEREM You see, it�s all about Natas. 165 GCJEREM You see, it�s all about bald-headed monkeys. 166 GCJEREM You see, it�s all about secrets. 167 GCJEREM You see, it�s all about marketing. 170 GCJEREM Okay, maybe not all-powerful. But it�s pretty damn important. What do you want? 171 GCJEREM I need something from Storage. 172 GCJEREM Uh, nothing. I was just looking around. Goodbye. 180 GCJEREM I can�t believe what they let in here these days. 181 GCJEREM Dumb as they come, aren�t you? 182 GCJEREM Don�t walk into the reactor pit. 183 GCJEREM Uh, I�m too busy to read you a story right now. 184 GCJEREM Keep moving... go ahead. That�s a good smoothskin. 190 GCJEREM You need a what? Well, there�s a waiting list for those. Need anything else? 191 GCJEREM Uh, I guess I�ll just settle for a 3-step plasma transformer. 192 GCJEREM Damn. Nope, nothing else will do. I�ll just have to come back. Goodbye. 200 GCJEREM Hmm, you�re not a friend of Skeeter�s, are you? He�s always trying to get me to give him valuable supplies. Then he just pulls the stuff apart and breaks it. I wouldn�t trust him to fix a toaster. 201 GCJEREM Uh, well, actually I was getting it for Skeeter. 202 GCJEREM Skeeter who? I just need to bring this part over to the reactor control-room to fix the... Hey, look! Is that a rat over there? 203 GCJEREM I don�t know what they�re going to do with the thing. I�m just picking it up. 210 GCJEREM I should have expected that. How the hell did Skeeter get anyone to authorize him getting a part, though? I just he doesn�t blow anything up this time. Oh well. Not my business, I suppose. 211 GCJEREM Uh, the part? I need to pick it up now. 220 GCJEREM Well, you could get one from either Harold back in the settlement, or you could get one from Festus right here in the main reactor control room. I don�t care who you get it from, as long as you get it. No Request Authorization, no parts -� that�s the way it works. 221 GCJEREM Did you get your Request Authorization form yet? Gotta have the form before I can give you any parts. 100 GCLENNY You see an especially short, older ghoul. 101 GCLENNY You see Lenny, Harold�s assistant. 102 GCLENNY You see a short, older ghoul. He appears to be preoccupied. 110 GCLENNY Hello there, my name�s Lenny. H�how can I h�help you? 111 GCLENNY Hello ag�gain. How c�can I help you? 112 GCLENNY I hear that you�re the Descendant of the Vault Dweller. You know, I met the Vault Dweller once. 113 GCLENNY Hello there. I j�just can�t g�get over h�how much you look like the Vault Dweller. Wh�what c�can I do for you? 114 GCLENNY Grenny? Heewo. 115 GCLENNY What do you do here? 116 GCLENNY I�m wounded. Can you help me? 117 GCLENNY One of my friends is hurt. Can you help them? 118 GCLENNY My friends are hurt. Can you help them? 119 GCLENNY Lenny, have you ever heard of something called a Garden of Eden Creation Kit? 120 GCLENNY You met my ancestor? 121 GCLENNY I�m just looking around. Goodbye. 122 GCLENNY Can you provide healing. 125 GCLENNY Yes. What do you need? 126 GCLENNY I guess I don't need anything right now. 130 GCLENNY Y�you sh�shouldn�t have left your village. G�go home now. 131 GCLENNY Home? Goobye. 140 GCLENNY Y�you sh�should go home. 141 GCLENNY I c�can�t take time for you. 142 GCLENNY Sh�shoo. Go away! 150 GCLENNY A G�garden of Eden C�creation K�kit? I heard that Vault City had one of those. That�s the only one I�ve ever heard of, though. 151 GCLENNY I�m wounded. Can you help me? 152 GCLENNY One of my friends is hurt. Can you help them? 153 GCLENNY Well, my ancestor, the Vault Dweller, said that Vault 13 owes us one. I need to find it. 154 GCLENNY I guess that�s all I need to know. Goodbye. 160 GCLENNY W�well, I h�help H�harold mostly. Wh�when people get hurt, I h�help them out. 161 GCLENNY Help Harold do what? 162 GCLENNY Let me ask you something else. 163 GCLENNY You can heal people? 164 GCLENNY I�m wounded. Can you help me? 165 GCLENNY One of my friends is hurt. Can you help them? 166 GCLENNY I�ll have to keep that in mind, if I get hurt. Thanks. Goodbye. 170 GCLENNY L�let me t�take a look at that. I th�think I c�can help you. 171 GCLENNY Isn�t this going to cost me anything? 172 GCLENNY Thanks, Lenny. Let me ask you something else. 173 GCLENNY Thanks, Lenny. Goodbye. 174 GCLENNY I c'can h'help you. B'but it'll c'cost you $30. F'for supplies. 175 GCLENNY I don't think I need your help right now. Goodbye. 180 GCLENNY Well, your f�friend c�could use a little h�help. I c�can h�help them though. 181 GCLENNY L�look�s like you f�found some kind of trouble to g�get into. I c�can fix them up, though. 182 GCLENNY Isn�t this going to cost me anything? 183 GCLENNY Thanks Lenny. Let me ask you something else. 184 GCLENNY Thanks Lenny. Goodbye. 185 GCLENNY Your f'friend is hurt. I can f'fix 'em up f'for $30. I n'need the m'money for s'supplies. 186 GCLENNY What have you f'folks been up to. L'looks l'like you c'could really use some healing. I n'need to charge you $60 to heal everyone. 187 GCLENNY Your f'friend looks ok to me. 190 GCLENNY W�well. I didn�t actually m�meet the V�vault Dweller. But I saw them. Once. 191 GCLENNY You saw the Vault Dweller? Where? 192 GCLENNY Oh, I see. Well, I�ve got places to go, things to kill. Goodbye. 200 GCLENNY Well, b�before the W�war I w�was a doctor. 201 GCLENNY Before the war? But that must have been almost 160 years ago. 202 GCLENNY Oh; well, that explains it. Thanks. Goodbye. 210 GCLENNY That's t�true. B�but the radiation seems to have g�given us g�ghouls a longer life-span. �Course, it took almost eveything else away. 211 GCLENNY Took things away? 212 GCLENNY Everything seems to have good and bad mixed together. Goodbye. 220 GCLENNY W�well, y�yes. We look l�like f�friggin� f�freaks. We d�don�t have any skin, for Chrisakes. 221 GCLENNY Well, I guess you have seen better days. 222 GCLENNY As a group, you�re not the most attractive bunch on the planet. Goodbye. 230 GCLENNY Y�you c�could say that. I�d trade in all those years to b�be a n�normal person again. 231 GCLENNY Well, not much hope of that, I suppose. 232 GCLENNY I bet you would. Goodbye. 240 GCLENNY If those f�fools in Vault City w�would share their medical technology, I�m sure we could c�cleanse the excess r�radiation and heal ourselves. 241 GCLENNY They won�t help you? 242 GCLENNY I think I�ve heard enough. Goodbye. 250 GCLENNY Y�you�ve been to Vault City? Then you t�tell me wh�what you think the chances of g'getting h�help from those bigots is. M�might as well watch a p�paper dog chase an asbestos c�cat through hell. 251 GCLENNY I�m sorry to hear that, but I think you�re right. Let me ask you about something else. 252 GCLENNY I�m sorry to hear that. Goodbye. 260 GCLENNY N�no. L�life�s too short -- heh, heh -- well, for m�most people -- to sweat the s�small stuff. Know what? It�s all small stuff. This is f�free. 261 GCLENNY Thanks Lenny. 270 GCLENNY I�it w�was a long time ago. In a place called N�necropolis. A lot of us g�ghouls lived there. One, day I saw someone running through the city. 271 GCLENNY Running? 272 GCLENNY Well, I think I�ve had enough of your hazy memories for now. Goodbye. 280 GCLENNY Yes, running. You see, we ghouls c�can�t run too much anymore. So, I knew it was an outsider when I saw them. They ran by so close I could have touched them. I wish that I had joined the Vault Dweller.� 281 GCLENNY You wanted to join my grandsire? 282 GCLENNY Yeah, as though my ancestor would let a fleshless freak like you do anything with them. Goodbye. 283 GCLENNY Uh, well, I'd love to hear the whole story but I've got things to do. Goodbye. 290 GCLENNY Yes. I h�had the chance of a lifetime and I blew it. 291 GCLENNY What do you mean? 292 GCLENNY Well, those are the breaks. Goodbye. 300 GCLENNY L'later, I h�heard that the Vault Dweller had fixed our water system. The V�vault Dweller saved us -- all of us. Do you understand? It didn�t matter that we were ghouls. For once it didn�t matter. We w�were people again. W�worth saving. 301 GCLENNY My ancestor was the founder of our tribe. That memory is revered amongst my people. 302 GCLENNY Well, I�m only interested in saving my tribe. The rest of the world can fend for itself. Goodbye. 310 GCLENNY Later, I heard that the Vault Dweller destroyed the source of the m�mutant army. The Vault D�dweller saved all of us. Human and ghoul alike� I could have been a part of that, but I lacked the c�courage. I�ve never forgiven m�myself. 311 GCLENNY I am following in my ancestor�s footsteps. Would you like another chance? Will you join me? 312 GCLENNY I�m sure that the work you do here amongst the ghouls has value and meaning. It was good to hear of my ancestor. Let me ask you something. 313 GCLENNY Well, a lot of people are cowards deep down inside. It's not something to be overly ashamed of. You're just weak. Goodbye. 314 GCLENNY Often the right path is not obvious. We all have our special purpose here. Thanks for telling me of my ancestor. Goodbye. 320 GCLENNY I'm h'happier than a bull b'brahmin in a pasture-full o' cows! I'd b'be honored to j'join you. I m'may be old and I cain't m'move t'too darn fast, leastwasy not for too long, b'but I kin sure p'patch you up when y'you need it. 321 GCLENNY I am glad that you can join me. I�m sure that your healing skills will come in handy. 322 GCLENNY Hmm, this might be too arduous for one of your advanced age. I think you should stay here. I�m sorry. Goodbye. 330 GCLENNY I have work to do here. I c�cannot join you. 331 GCLENNY You are n�not at all like your ancestor. Y�you disgrace their m�memory. 332 GCLENNY Y�you have m�much to learn about life. I d�do not like what y�you have learned so far. 333 GCLENNY I am saddened to hear that you cannot join me. 334 GCLENNY Jeez, you�d think a piece of rotting meat like you would leap at the chance to get out of this glowing cesspool of a town. Goodbye. 340 GCLENNY I h�help H�harold administer the town. Th�there�s always more p�paperwork to do. 341 GCLENNY What else did you say you did here? 342 GCLENNY I guess that�s all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 350 GCLENNY You d�didn�t have enough m�money... b�but I helped y�you out anyway. J�jist c�cant stand to see p�people in p�pain. 351 GCLENNY I can�t thank you enough, Lenny. I need some more information from you, though. 352 GCLENNY Thanks, Lenny. I definitely owe you one. Goodbye. 360 GCLENNY There are s�so many p�people here. You d�don�t need my h�help, anymore. G�good-luck to you. 370 GCLENNY I never th�thought I�d live to see the d�day when I�d be ashamed to b�be p�part of what you�re doing. You�re a d�disgrace to the Vault Dweller�s m�memory. B�dee-ya, b�dee-ya, goodbye. 371 GCLENNY Y�know, I th�thought it w�would be nice to t�travel around with y�you. But you�re j�jist an ornery and c�cantankerous as a bull b�brahmin with a c�cactus up it�s ass. And you don�t s�smell much b�better, either. B�dee-ya, b�dee-ya, goodbye. 372 GCLENNY I�m sorry to see you go, Lenny. 373 GCLENNY You can�t handle it, huh? Well, you better just drag your half-rotten carcass away before I make up my mind as to whether snuffing you is worth a cartridge or not. 374 GCLENNY *Burp* Yeah, whatever. I guess you�ve got other things to do, like spending all of your free time trying to remember what it was like to have skin that didn�t look like three month old roadkill in July. Get out of here, you fucking freak. 375 GCLENNY Okay. 380 GCLENNY Wh�what d�do you w�want me to do? 381 GCLENNY Lenny, I know you�re really trying. But please get out of my way. 382 GCLENNY I need you to fight differently, Lenny. 383 GCLENNY I need you to wait here. 384 GCLENNY Physician, heal thyself. 385 GCLENNY I need some healing Lenny. 386 GCLENNY I need you to heal some of our friends here. 387 GCLENNY I need you to heal us. 388 GCLENNY How are you doing, old-timer? 389 GCLENNY I don�t need anything else from you right now, Lenny. 400 GCLENNY You want me to f�fight d�differently? 401 GCLENNY I want you to change your distance. 402 GCLENNY I want you to use your best weapon. 403 GCLENNY I want you to use your best armor 404 GCLENNY I want you to fight differently. 405 GCLENNY Never mind. 410 GCLENNY H�how, f�far do you want m�me to be? You know it's hard for me to c�catch up. 411 GCLENNY I want you to stay only a short distance away from me. 412 GCLENNY I want you to stay at medium distance. 413 GCLENNY I want you to stay at long distance. 414 GCLENNY I need you to scout ahead. 415 GCLENNY Never mind. 420 GCLENNY Wh�what d�do you want me to d�do? 421 GCLENNY I want you to fight defensively for now. 422 GCLENNY I need you to fight normally. 423 GCLENNY I need you to fight aggressively. 424 GCLENNY Never mind. 430 GCLENNY I g�guess you c�can teach an old d�dog new tricks. What a k�kick. 431 GCLENNY I j�jist c�can�t seem to g�get the hang of it, somehow. 432 GCLENNY Okay. 440 GCLENNY Oh, Okay. I�ll w�wait right here until you g�get back. G�give me a chance to r�rest my aching j�joints. 441 GCLENNY You do that, Lenny. Goodbye. 442 GCLENNY You should wait here; oh, and another thing... 443 GCLENNY Never mind. 450 GCLENNY I g�gotta g�get a b'bigger g�gun. 451 GCLENNY Use your best weapon, Lenny. 461 GCLENNY Put your best armor on, Lenny. 462 GCLENNY Lenny, after you put on your best armor, there�s something else I need you to do for me. 463 GCLENNY Never mind. 470 GCLENNY That�s a g�good idea. I w�was wondering when we�d s�stop for that. I�m h�hurtin� fer c�certain. 471 GCLENNY Y�you ought to l�let m�me take a l�look at those w�wounds o� yours. 472 GCLENNY Seems l�like someone n�needs m�me to sow �em up ag�gain. 473 GCLENNY Go ahead and heal yourself. 474 GCLENNY Heal yourself, and then there�s something else I need you to do. 475 GCLENNY Go ahead and heal me, please. 476 GCLENNY Heal me, and then there�s something else I need you to do. 477 GCLENNY Go ahead and heal us. 478 GCLENNY Heal us, and then there�s something else I need you to do. 479 GCLENNY Never mind. 480 GCLENNY I c�cain�t d�do that. I�m not really much of a scout. 481 GCLENNY Oh, okay. Never mind. 490 GCLENNY I�ll s�stick c�close to you. 491 GCLENNY Stay close now, Lenny. 492 GCLENNY Stay close, and there�s something else I need you to do for me too. 493 GCLENNY Never mind. 500 GCLENNY I g�guess we d�don�t want to m�make too easy a t�target huh? 501 GCLENNY Don�t get too close, Lenny. I want to make them work at hitting us. 502 GCLENNY Don�t close up too much. There�s something else I need you to do for me, too. 503 GCLENNY Never mind. 510 GCLENNY Okay, I�ll s�stay a b�bit farther off. S�seems like people mostly want to k�kill you, anyways. 511 GCLENNY I need you to keep back for your own safety. It has absolutely nothing to do with the way you smell. 512 GCLENNY Before we spread out I need you to do something else for me, as well. 513 GCLENNY Never mind. 520 GCLENNY I�ve g�gotten pretty g�good at looking out f�fer myself o�er the years. 521 GCLENNY I just need you to be careful when we get into fights. 522 GCLENNY I want to make sure that nothing happens to you. Heck, you�re an antique. One more thing, though� 523 GCLENNY Never mind. 530 GCLENNY Only way to d�do it. 531 GCLENNY Just fight the way you normally would, and we should be fine. 532 GCLENNY Just loosen up and fight normally. One more thing... 533 GCLENNY Never mind. 540 GCLENNY I c�can�t do that. J�jist fighting at all is about all th�these old b�bones kin handle. 541 GCLENNY OK. Never mind. 1000 GCLENNY Wh�what d�do you w�want me to do? 1100 GCLENNY I'm d'doing fine. 1200 GCLENNY I have a minor w'wound but I can keep g'going. 1300 GCLENNY That�s a g�good idea. I w�was wondering when we�d s�stop for that. I�m h�hurtin� fer c�certain. 1400 GCLENNY I need healing now or I'm g'gonna die. 1500 GCLENNY Oh, okay. I�ll w�wait right here until you g�get back. G�give me a chance to r�rest my aching j�joints. 1600 GCLENNY Okay. 1700 GCLENNY I�ll s�stick c�close to you. 1800 GCLENNY I g�guess we d�don�t want to m�make too easy a t�target huh? 1900 GCLENNY Okay, I�ll s�stay a b�bit farther off. S�seems like people mostly want to k�kill you, anyways. 2000 GCLENNY There are s�so many p�people here. You d�don�t need my h�help anymore. G�good-luck to you. 2100 GCLENNY I never th�thought I�d live to see the d�day when I�d be ashamed to b�be p�part of what you�re doing. You�re a d�disgrace to the Vault Dweller�s m�memory. B�dee-ya, b�dee-ya, goodbye. 2200 GCLENNY I w'wasn't sure you'd come back. 2300 GCLENNY What's with the rush all the time? 2301 GCLENNY Oh, sorry. I'll get out of your way. 2302 GCLENNY Rush, rush, rush. OK, take it easy, I'm moving. Sorry, I didn't mean to get in your way. 2303 GCLENNY I'm sorry, I just can't move any faster. I'll get out of your way then. 2304 GCLENNY Oh, okay, I'll lurch out of your way. 2305 GCLENNY I'll just stagger over here then. 2306 GCLENNY I don't mean to be an obstacle. 2307 GCLENNY Oh, sorry. 3000 GCLENNY Too many bad things happen around you. I am leaving before something happens to me. 3001 GCLENNY I'm not going to help a childkiller. Goodbye. 3002 GCLENNY You scare me with your bloodlust. I will not follow you anymore. 3003 GCLENNY I don't want anything to do with a slaver. Goodbye. 3004 GCLENNY You are a traitor! You destroyed our power plant. I will not help you. 3005 GCLENNY I d'don't want anything to d'do with you. 4000 GCLENNY Well, okay, but I sure don't want to be left all alone here. 4001 GCLENNY All right, if you think it's really a good idea. 4002 GCLENNY Well, I don't like to use weapons unless I really have to, but I suppose I could use a knife, I think. I can use a pistol, at least I used to be able to. If I really had to, I think I could handle a submachine gun. If only they weren't so loud. I'm a healer, not a fighter. 100 GCLUMPY You see a very glum-looking human. 101 GCLUMPY You see Lumpy, Skeeter�s friend and assistant. 102 GCLUMPY You see a very thin, saggy-eyed, and unhappy-looking human. 110 GCLUMPY You�re in worse shape than I am. Poor moron. 111 GCLUMPY I don�t have time enough to spend talking to morons. 112 GCLUMPY You ain�t much smarter than the brahmin I watch. 113 GCLUMPY You don�t quite have a full deck, do ya? 114 GCLUMPY By God, you are just as dumb as you look. 120 GCLUMPY Hello there. My name�s Lumpy. 121 GCLUMPY That�s sort of an unusual name. How did you come by it? 122 GCLUMPY What do you do here? 123 GCLUMPY That�s nice, Lumpy. Uh, I�ve got to be going now. 130 GCLUMPY Well, my real name�s John -- but everyone here just call me Lumpy. 131 GCLUMPY Why Lumpy? 132 GCLUMPY Well, who can blame them. Goodbye. 140 GCLUMPY Hello there. Ever notice that each brahmin has its own personality? Well, if you watch them as long as I have, you sure notice. 141 GCLUMPY Yup. Downright fascinating. That�s what they are. 142 GCLUMPY Moo moos. 143 GCLUMPY What do you do here? 144 GCLUMPY That�s really interesting. Who are you? 145 GCLUMPY I�m curious about some things. 146 GCLUMPY Nice to meet you, Lumpy. Goodbye. 150 GCLUMPY Hello there. You�re probably here to see Skeeter. I don�t really take care of the technical stuff. I�m just here to help out. 151 GCLUMPY Keeter. Heh, heh, heh. 152 GCLUMPY Who�re you? 153 GCLUMPY What do you do here? 154 GCLUMPY I have some questions for you. 155 GCLUMPY Oh, okay. I�ll talk to Skeeter then. Thanks. 160 GCLUMPY Hello there. Since you�ve already invited yourself in -� what can I do for you? 161 GCLUMPY Me hungry. 162 GCLUMPY Uh, I was wondering where Skeeter is? 163 GCLUMPY I have some questions for you. 164 GCLUMPY Oh, sorry. I didn�t mean to barge in. Goodbye. 170 GCLUMPY I guard the brahmin or help Skeeter in his workshop. 171 GCLUMPY Who�s Skeeter? 172 GCLUMPY Let me ask you something else. 173 GCLUMPY I think that�s all I need to know for now. Goodbye, Lumpy. 180 GCLUMPY Well, it�s sort of a joke. You see, they usually call people like you and me smoothskins. But I was treated so poorly by other Smoothskins down in Vault City that everyone here figured that I must be more lumpy than they are. 181 GCLUMPY Why were you treated poorly in Vault City? 182 GCLUMPY That explains a lot. Goodbye. 190 GCLUMPY Well, Skeeter�s sort of a mechanic. He�ll take apart almost anything that you bring him. Gets most of them back together too, sooner or later. Sometimes things end up working better than they did before. 191 GCLUMPY Where can I find Skeeter? 192 GCLUMPY Interesting. Let me ask you something else. 193 GCLUMPY I guess that�s all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 200 GCLUMPY Well, they said I wasn�t human enough for them. I�m sorta radiation resistant -� perfect for here. But they didn�t like it. Treated me like dirt. 201 GCLUMPY Really? 210 GCLUMPY One day I just couldn�t take it anymore. I figured that dying out in the Wastes was better than living with those assholes in Vault City. 211 GCLUMPY How�d you end up here, then? 220 GCLUMPY Well, a caravan from Broken Hills found me and brought me here. I�ve been here ever since. One thing about the ghouls here is that they care more about what kind of person you are inside. It�s like a big family. 221 GCLUMPY Broken Hills? Where are those? 222 GCLUMPY Interesting. Let me ask you something else, though. 223 GCLUMPY It�s great that you�re happy here. Goodbye. 224 GCLUMPY A family of freaks. I don�t think I want to hear anything else from you. Goodbye. 230 GCLUMPY Broken Hills is where we get all the uranium that we need for the atomic reactor from. From what I understand, the uranium is mined by mutants down there. But they have humans trade the stuff for them. 231 GCLUMPY Why do they have humans trade the stuff for them? 240 GCLUMPY What do you want to know? 241 GCLUMPY Aren�t you the curious one? Well, okay. What do you want to know? 242 GCLUMPY What do you want to know now? 243 GCLUMPY What�s all that junk in the yard? 244 GCLUMPY What do you do here? 245 GCLUMPY Who�s Skeeter? 246 GCLUMPY Anything unusual going on around here? 250 GCLUMPY Well, because they trade uranium to Vault City, too. Vault City treats anyone that�s not a pure strain human just like lepers. So, Broken Hills uses human traders. Some guy named Chad, I think. 251 GCLUMPY Chad, huh? I�ll keep that in mind. Let me ask you something else. 252 GCLUMPY I guess that�s all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 260 GCLUMPY Well, some of this junk is left over from when they were building the reactor -� before the war. The rest of this stuff? I just don�t know. Skeeter collects all kinds of stuff. 261 GCLUMPY Who�s Skeeter? 262 GCLUMPY Interesting. I have another question for you. 263 GCLUMPY I guess that�s all I need to know. Goodbye. 270 GCLUMPY Well he�s right here. Just open your eyes and look around a bit. Sheesh. 271 GCLUMPY Well, Skeeter�s usually in his workshop. Just south of the unfinished reactor. Can�t almost never drag him out of there. 272 GCLUMPY Oh, thanks. Goodbye. 273 GCLUMPY I don't know where Skeeter's been recently. 280 GCLUMPY Well, I mostly stick to my business, but sometimes I think I hear things late at night. 281 GCLUMPY Hear things? Like what? 282 GCLUMPY Aw, come on. You can tell me what you heard. I won�t tell anybody. 283 GCLUMPY Me too, but I figure they�re just voices inside my head. 290 GCLUMPY Well, I�m not sure, mind you. But I think I�ve heard people, at least I thought it was people. Coming and going from the reactor pit late at night. 291 GCLUMPY People? Every night? 292 GCLUMPY Interesting. Let me ask you something else. 300 GCLUMPY I can�t tell you. People would think I�m nuts. Probably just the wind blowing through the junk, anyway. 301 GCLUMPY I tell you I didn�t hear anything. Now stop pestering me about it. 302 GCLUMPY Okay. Let me ask you something else, then. 310 GCLUMPY (Looks closely into your eyes) You hear voices inside your head? Do they tell you how much better you are than everyone else? Do they tell you that someday people will kneel before your greatness? (smiles and nods) 311 GCLUMPY Uh, no. Not really. 312 GCLUMPY Uh, yeah. Sure I do. Doesn�t everyone? 320 GCLUMPY Good thing. I was really beginning to worry about you. 321 GCLUMPY Well, thanks for your concern. Let me ask you some questions. 322 GCLUMPY Uh, yeah. Well, I think I need to be moving on. Goodbye. 330 GCLUMPY I kinda had you pegged for that type when I first saw you, but I wasn�t sure. Get out of here, you frigging nutcase! 331 GCLUMPY Uh, yeah. Whatever. Goodbye. 332 GCLUMPY Well, one of us is a nutcase -� I just think you�re confused as to which one of us it is. 340 GCLUMPY Well, I don�t know if they were people or what, but usually it�s just every couple of nights. Noises coming and going from the reactor pit. I don�t know what�s going on, and I don�t want to know, either. 341 GCLUMPY I guess I can�t blame you. No telling what might be down there. 342 GCLUMPY Thanks for the information. Goodbye. 343 GCLUMPY Isn�t the reactor pit too radioactive for anything to live in it? 350 GCLUMPY No, this part of the reactor wasn�t completed when the war started. 103 GCPACOFF ENCLAVE here. Why isn�t your video feed working? 104 GCPACOFF Uh, it�s working just fine. I can see you. 105 GCPACOFF It�s broken. 106 GCPACOFF We�re working on the visual link right now. I just wanted to test it. 107 GCPACOFF (Logoff.) 108 GCPACOFF Who the hell is this? 109 GCPACOFF Uh, we�re all fine here. How are you? 110 GCPACOFF This is caau, rit, sss, pu-, -ear me. Over. 111 GCPACOFF I�m the Chosen One, so you just better watch your language. 112 GCPACOFF This is Unit Three reporting in. 113 GCPACOFF Well, your unit still doesn�t appear to be operational, Pal. Who is this? 114 GCPACOFF That didn�t make a damn bit of difference. I�m still not gettin' a damn thing. Who are you? 115 GCPACOFF Please repeat. Over. 116 GCPACOFF I could tell you but then I�d have to kill you. 117 GCPACOFF I�m the Chosen One. 118 GCPACOFF Well, that�s not unusual, is it? Nothing works right anymore. 119 GCPACOFF That�s for me to know and you to find out. Goodbye. 120 GCPACOFF What are you talking about? Who-who is this? 121 GCPACOFF I could tell you but then I�d have to kill you. 122 GCPACOFF I�m the Chosen One. 123 GCPACOFF Well, that�s not unusual, is it? Nothing works right anymore. 124 GCPACOFF That�s for me to know and you to find out. Goodbye. 125 GCPACOFF The President! I, uh... 126 GCPACOFF Oh? A wise guy, huh? Look, I�m tracing you right now, pal. We�ll see how smart you feel with internal security all over your fricking ass. Dickhead! 127 GCPACOFF Now, I�ve had enough of your bullshit. How would you like to play dodge-the-plasma with the Assault Squad? Huh? 128 GCPACOFF Hey, I�m sorry, I didn�t mean to upset you. 129 GCPACOFF I�ve got your trace for you, and I can show you just where to shove it. 130 GCPACOFF You�re putting a trace on me? Well, I�m putting a trace on you too, pal. 131 GCPACOFF I�d love to stick around and talk to all of your pals about that bridal shower you�ve been planning but I've got better things to do with my time. Goodbye. 132 GCPACOFF Well, I, uh, I�ve got to be going. Goodbye. 133 GCPACOFF Try the gain. 134 GCPACOFF There� that should do it. Any better? 135 GCPACOFF Gain? What am I�m supposed to gain? I keep pretty active, I don�t think I can gain anything. 136 GCPACOFF I�ll just try back later. Goodbye. 137 GCPACOFF Chosen One, huh? Well, uh, pardon me for not blowing sunshine up your ass, but I�m a little too busy for this bullshit. 138 GCPACOFF Kneel before me and I may spare your life. Gee, I like the sound of that. 139 GCPACOFF I no longer insist upon genuflecting. A slight bow to kiss my ring should be sufficient. 140 GCPACOFF Uh, I meant I was the one *chosen* to fix the comm-unit. Seems like nothing works anymore. 141 GCPACOFF Well, I think I�ve had just about enough of your insolence. Goodbye, peasant. 142 GCPACOFF Unit Three? I thought you were still at Navarro base? 143 GCPACOFF Navarro base? Oh yeah, Navarro base. That�s where we are. Sure. I knew that. 144 GCPACOFF No, we had to get out of there. 145 GCPACOFF Your signal�s breaking up. Goodbye. 146 GCPACOFF Huh, ain�t it the truth. Just don�t let anyone who�s got the President�s ear hear that. You�ll be making cattle-runs to New Reno �til the end of time, pal. 147 GCPACOFF The President? 148 GCPACOFF Only got two legs. I�d be pretty tired by the time I got there. 149 GCPACOFF Well, no rest for the wicked. I better get back to fixing this. Goodbye. 150 GCPACOFF Yeah, that�s a new one. Since my video�s working you can see I�m rolling on the floor here. It does seem like everything�s a damn secret though, huh?. All the special ops on the mainland. I don�t see how anything gets done. 151 GCPACOFF On the mainland? Why, where are you? 152 GCPACOFF Well, it�s like that all over. 153 GCPACOFF Yeah, you know how unhappy he gets when people complain. He takes it personal, like it�s a loyalty thing. Maybe that just goes with being the President of the United States. Or what�s left of �em. 154 GCPACOFF The President of the United States? 155 GCPACOFF I didn�t vote for him. I thought he was too interested in getting laid. I prefer a candidate that�s too old to get it up anymore�keeps their mind on the job more. 156 GCPACOFF Maybe so. You know, I better get back to work. Goodbye. 157 GCPACOFF Oh, very funny. But you�d have a great place to recover from your run � at least from what I hear. 158 GCPACOFF So you�re not in New Reno then? 159 GCPACOFF Well, I better get back to work. Gotta get this link fixed. Goodbye. 160 GCPACOFF The President of the United-fucking-States-of-America. Who�d you think I was talking about? Who the fu - Who is - What - I should kick your fucking ass, who is this? 161 GCPACOFF I�m the Chosen One. Kiss my...feet. 162 GCPACOFF I�m the Chosen One. 163 GCPACOFF I�m the President. You�re in a heap of trouble. 164 GCPACOFF You�re not important enough for that information. 165 GCPACOFF Uh, I better be going. Lots of work to do here. Goodbye. 166 GCPACOFF This is ENCLAVE main comm. ...But you should know that. Who are you? 167 GCPACOFF Oh, I�m just�hey, you ever notice that cooked gecko tastes kind of like brahmin butt. 168 GCPACOFF I�m the Chosen One and you�ll learn to remember that. 169 GCPACOFF Nobody important. Goodbye. 170 GCPACOFF Ah, a few more moments and I�ll have your sorry ass in a sling. Hey, wait a minute. This can�t be right... I�ve got you somewhere on the mainland. 171 GCPACOFF That�s right, sucker. Right where you can�t get me. 172 GCPACOFF That can�t be right. I�m at the comm desk right across the hall from you....Made you look. What a rube. 173 GCPACOFF Yeah, I�m at the Poseidon Oil power plant number 12. Come and get me. 174 GCPACOFF I�ve got you, at Poseidon Oil, reactor number 5. Ah, well, why don�t you just sit tight and I�ll order up a little celebration for ya. Including fireworks. 175 GCPACOFF Oh, goodie. I just lo-ove fireworks. Send me a lot. 176 GCPACOFF I�m the Chosen One. You just better make sure you say that with a smile. 177 GCPACOFF I�m not anyone important. I�m going to go now. Goodbye. 178 GCPACOFF Yeah well, whoever you are, I just dispatched a verti-assault team to your location. Have a nice day. 179 GCPACOFF Gee, if the video worked you could see me tremble. 180 GCPACOFF And what are they going to do? 181 GCPACOFF Well, I better get going then. I�d hate for them to show up before I get the red carpet all unrolled. Goodbye. 182 GCPACOFF Usually they just go in shooting. They let someone else sift through the ashes to figure out what was going on. 183 GCPACOFF Yeah, well, they aren�t going to catch me. 184 GCPACOFF Oh, now you�ve got me all scared. I need to change my undies. 185 GCPACOFF Well, I�d hate to think I spent all day yesterday polishing my guns for nothing. 186 GCPACOFF Yeah, sure. I�ve killed better. Goodbye. 187 GCPACOFF Goodbye. Next news on you will be when I read the after-action report. 188 GCPACOFF What? You can read! 189 GCPACOFF Yeah, sure whatever. 190 GCPACOFF Hey, you just went on my list. 191 GCPACOFF You had to get out? Why? You�re on the coast. You got great defenses. I didn�t hear anything about that....Hey, who the hell is this anyway? 192 GCPACOFF I am the great and powerful Willie. Kneel before me and entreat my forgiveness and I may yet spare thee. 193 GCPACOFF Nobody important. Where�s this Navarro again? 194 GCPACOFF Yeah, well, we took Navarro and I found those nude pictures of your mother. Or was that just your dad cross-dressing again? No wonder you�re so fucking ugly. Goodbye, asshole. 195 GCPACOFF Yeah, you can say that again. And everything�s always tighter out here at ENCLAVE and the fuckin' President's watching us like a hawk. 196 GCPACOFF The President? 197 GCPACOFF Out here? Where are you exactly? 100 GCPERCY You see a short ghoul. 101 GCPERCY You see Percy Crump, the successful ghoul merchant. 102 GCPERCY You see a shorter and rather stout ghoul. He's nattily attired-uh, for a ghoul, that is. 103 GCPERCY By gosh and by golly. I just shore cain't thank you enough fer gettin' my friend back. Gee-whillikers. I've got to give ya sumpin' fer yer troubles. 104 GCPERCY I was glad to help you out. 105 GCPERCY What do I get? 106 GCPERCY Well, it better be worth it. That sure was a lot of work, and a lot of travelling too. Hazardous, that's what it was. I coulda been hurt. 107 GCPERCY You shore you don't want to help ole Percy out with his problem? I shore could use the help. 108 GCPERCY Uh, let me think about it a bit longer. In the meantime, got anything to trade? 109 GCPERCY Well, why don't you tell me about it again. 110 GCPERCY I didn't know you were going to pester me about that everytime I came in. Sheesh. Goodbye. 111 GCPERCY You find Woody yet? I'm a-gettin' real worried-like. He ain't never been gone so long afore. 112 GCPERCY Uh, not yet, but I'm still looking. Hey, do you have anything I could barter for? 113 GCPERCY No, I sure haven't. I better get back out there and keep looking. 114 GCPERCY Hello there, Percy Crump here, Master Merchant in this locality. But you kin call me just plain ole Percy. Yes, you can. Heck, everybody does. Now, what can I do ya' for? 115 GCPERCY What can ole Percy do fer ya? 116 GCPERCY I was just wondering what's going on here in town. 117 GCPERCY I was wondering if you had anything I could buy or trade for? 118 GCPERCY Uh, nothing really, I was just looking around. Goodbye. 119 GCPERCY Trade? 120 GCPERCY Goo? Me go bye-bye. 121 GCPERCY Jist wanna congra-chew-late you fer makin' our atomic reactor run so purdy. She's a purrin' like a kitten now. Anyhow's, t'other than that, my friend Woody's done gone missin'. 122 GCPERCY I gotta be thankee-kindly for fixin' up our Atomic Reactor. That dang fool Festus tweren't never no darn good. Anyhow's, t'other than that, my friend Woody's done gone missin'. 123 GCPERCY Not a whole lot new here in town. I hear Wooz rooked some newbie out of a Black Orchid the other day. Heh, heh, hee. Anyhow's, t'other than that, my friend Woody's done gone missin'. 124 GCPERCY Well, tell me more about that. 125 GCPERCY Oh, that's too bad. Well, I hate sad tales. I'll leave you alone with your grief. Goodbye. 126 GCPERCY Why I shore do, heck, got all kinds of stuff here fer the right price I do. 127 GCPERCY Get everything you need or do you want some more? 128 GCPERCY Me want stuff? 129 GCPERCY Hmm, let's see what you've got. 130 GCPERCY Let me take another look at your wares. 131 GCPERCY That's it for me. Thanks, Percy. Goodbye. 132 GCPERCY Oog. Me go bye-bye. 133 GCPERCY This big ole chest of antee-radee-ation medicine shore ain't doin' me no good. Jist about a hunnert-sumpin' years too late fer me ta use it. Heh, heh, heee. Here ya go, I'm findin' that friends is worth more'n more every year. Thanks...friend. 134 GCPERCY I was glad to help you and Woody. Thanks for the meds. 135 GCPERCY Cool, easy job for lotsa loot. I like it. 136 GCPERCY Well you see, I had a friend, name o' Woody. That Woody, he can sleep like nobody I ever did see. What's worse, he likes to travel. Really likes to kick up the dust that one does. 137 GCPERCY Okay. 138 GCPERCY Well, that ain't so much of a problem, 'round here that is. But, last I heard Woody was goin' to take a stroll over to the Den. You know where the Den is? 139 GCPERCY Yes, I know where the Den is. Go on. 140 GCPERCY Actually, I don't know where the Den is. 141 GCPERCY Oh, it's real easy to get to. Here: I'll mark it in for ya on your little mappy-thing-doohickie. 142 GCPERCY Hey, be careful with that! Okay, go on now. 143 GCPERCY Well, anyhows, like I been sayin' that ain't so much of a problem 'round Gecko. But, ya see, people in other parts ain't so usta the way we look. 144 GCPERCY So? 145 GCPERCY Cain't ya put two an' two ta-gether? I'm worried that Woody might have takin' himself a nap in the Den - it's a long trip after all - and then they woulda buried the poor cuss alive! I need someone to go look fer 'im there. 146 GCPERCY And...? 147 GCPERCY Well, I miss 'im. That's why. (Percy blinks, moistly, at you) Oh, I see, you wanna know what's in it for you? 148 GCPERCY This is usually the part where I get more interested. Tell on. 149 GCPERCY Well, I know where I kin get ahold of a heck of a lot of pre-war stock of, jan-u-wine, Rad-X and RadAway. Don't do me no good no how, but I figure that outgha be worth sumpin to a smoothy like you. You gonna take the job fer me or not? I'll only pay ya off if'n I know Woody's safe. 150 GCPERCY Just how much is a heck-of-a-lot? 151 GCPERCY Yes, I'll do it. I'll get back to you soon. 152 GCPERCY No, I don't think I want to help you out right now. 153 GCPERCY Let me think about it. Goodbye. 154 GCPERCY It's a darn sight more'n you'll ever need, that's how much it is. You gonna do it? 155 GCPERCY Yes, I'll do it. I'll get back to you soon. 156 GCPERCY No, I don't think I want to help you out right now. 157 GCPERCY Let me think about it. Goodbye. 100 GCRDESK You see someone whose skin has been very badly burnt. It seem to be standing guard here. 101 GCRDESK You see a ghoul acting as a guard. 102 GCRDESK You see someone whose skin seems to have been burned with radiation. That much radiation looks as though it should have killed it, but it seems well enough. It looks as though it's standing guard here. 110 GCRDESK Welcome to the atomic power plant. Just a warning to you: if anything goes wrong while you�re inside, we�re going to blame you, smoothskin. 111 GCRDESK Hello, friend. I have to let you know that if anything goes wrong, any non-ghouls -- like you -- are going to be blamed. 112 GCRDESK Blook? 113 GCRDESK I�ll be careful. I�m looking for something, and I wonder if you could direct me. 114 GCRDESK That�s only fair, I suppose. I�ll be careful. Goodbye. 120 GCRDESK You�re back, huh? Take a wrong turn? 121 GCRDESK Brugah. 122 GCRDESK Actually, I do need directions to something else. 123 GCRDESK I thought I saw people living in here. Is that safe? 124 GCRDESK Uh, no. That�s all right. I�m just kind of looking around. Goodbye. 130 GCRDESK Oh. Well, what did you want help finding? The reactor control room, the supply room, the robot control room, or the reactor pit? 131 GCRDESK The reactor control room. 132 GCRDESK The supply room. 133 GCRDESK The robot control room. 134 GCRDESK The reactor pit. 135 GCRDESK I guess I don�t need directions after all. Goodbye. 140 GCRDESK I think Jeremy has a key. The guards at the security doors have keys, as do some of the people that live here in the reactor. 141 GCRDESK Interesting. Let me ask you something else. 142 GCRDESK Thanks. That�s all I needed to know. Goodbye. 150 GCRDESK The reactor pit is just past the control room and then past Festus� room. But you�re going to need a Red Keycard to get in there. 151 GCRDESK Where�s the reactor control Room? 152 GCRDESK Interesting. Let me ask you something else. 153 GCRDESK I need a keycard? How do I get one of those? 154 GCRDESK Thanks. That�s all I needed to know. Goodbye. 160 GCRDESK The supply room is through the door to the left of the one that you came into the building through. You need to talk to Jeremy in there if you want to get supplies. 161 GCRDESK Thanks. I need to know where something else is, though. 162 GCRDESK Thanks. That�s all I needed to know. Goodbye. 170 GCRDESK Well, we tend to like the background radiation leakage here. The Glowing Ones really like it. None of us would feel very well without it. 171 GCRDESK Interesting. Let me ask you something else. 172 GCRDESK Background leakage?!?! 173 GCRDESK Oh, okay. Well that�s all I needed to know. Goodbye. 180 GCRDESK The reactor control room is through the door to the right of the one you entered the building through. Then through a door at the end. Past the Yellow Security Door. Then you go off to the right. You�ll need a keycard for the security door, though. 181 GCRDESK Interesting. Let me ask you something else. 182 GCRDESK I need a keycard? How do I get one of those? 183 GCRDESK Thanks. That�s all I needed to know. Goodbye. 190 GCRDESK Don�t know why you�d want to go there. Damn maintenance robot hasn�t worked right in years. It�s just past the reactor control room, though. 191 GCRDESK Where�s the reactor control room? 192 GCRDESK Interesting. Let me ask you something else. 193 GCRDESK I need a keycard? How do I get one of those? 194 GCRDESK Thanks. That�s all I needed to know. Goodbye. 200 GCRDESK Well, I wouldn�t worry unless you plan to stay here for more than a couple of weeks. Most of the radiation that the reactor leaks goes into the coolant water, and we pump that back underground. The little bit that leaks aboveground just feels good to us, somehow. 201 GCRDESK Oh, well, that doesn�t sound so bad. Let me ask you something else. 202 GCRDESK Hmm, I think I better be moving along. Goodbye. 300 GCRDESK Sure. What else would you like to know? 100 GCRGHOUL You see someone whose skin has been very badly burnt. 101 GCRGHOUL You see a ghoul citizen of Gecko. 102 GCRGHOUL You see someone whose skin seems to have been burned with radiation. That much radiation looks as though it should have killed 'em, but it seems well enough. 110 GCRGHOUL Hello. Do you need some supplies? 111 GCRGHOUL If you want supplies, you�ll need a requisition form. 112 GCRGHOUL If you need something here, you better talk to Jeremy. 113 GCRGHOUL Jeremy takes care of all the supply requests. 114 GCRGHOUL You better talk to Jeremy. He hates it when people get stuff behind his back. 115 GCRGHOUL I can�t help you unless you talk to Jeremy first. 116 GCRGHOUL Talk to Jeremy. You know the rules. 120 GCRGHOUL I think some of these old gauges are broken. 121 GCRGHOUL I just hit the console to get it working again. 122 GCRGHOUL I don�t think this machine ever worked right. 123 GCRGHOUL I�m proud to be on reactor duty. 124 GCRGHOUL It feels best in here when the gauges are all in the red. 125 GCRGHOUL I hope we get another uranium shipment from Broken Hills soon. 126 GCRGHOUL We�re starting to run low on uranium. 127 GCRGHOUL I�m harnessing the power of the atom. What�re you doing? 128 GCRGHOUL Getting nice and toasty in here now. 129 GCRGHOUL After a while, you don�t need to look at the gauges. 130 GCRGHOUL I�m so bored -� none of these gauges work, anyhow. 131 GCRGHOUL Leak? What leak? 140 GCRGHOUL This is the best place to live in all of Gecko. 141 GCRGHOUL Nothing warms these old bones better than a hefty dose of roentgens. 142 GCRGHOUL Mmm, it�s so warm and toasty in here all the time. I love it. 143 GCRGHOUL Surprised to see you here, smoothskin. 144 GCRGHOUL Most smoothskins are afraid of a little bit of radiation. 145 GCRGHOUL A day without leakage is like a day without sunshine. 146 GCRGHOUL Sure glad I got these choice digs. 147 GCRGHOUL Be it ever so humble... 148 GCRGHOUL Without this reactor, everyone here would die. 149 GCRGHOUL Sure hope those Vault City-types don�t kill all of us. 150 GCRGHOUL Thank you, thank you, thank you. 151 GCRGHOUL Thanks for repairing our reactor. 152 GCRGHOUL Our home�s safe now, thanks to you. 153 GCRGHOUL Our reactor�s purring like a kitten now. Thanks. 154 GCRGHOUL The reactor is running much better now. 160 GCRGHOUL I can�t believe that Vault City helped us. 161 GCRGHOUL Thanks for getting our reactor running so well. 162 GCRGHOUL I�m glad the reactor�s working better. 163 GCRGHOUL It�s cooler in here lately. 164 GCRGHOUL Does it feel colder in here? 170 GCRGHOUL What the heck are you sneaking around here for? 171 GCRGHOUL Uh, I can still see you, you know. 172 GCRGHOUL Do you always walk that strangely? 173 GCRGHOUL I thought I heard an elephant trampling around here somewhere. Oh, it�s you. 174 GCRGHOUL We�re watching you, smoothskin. 175 GCRGHOUL You better not be up to something. 176 GCRGHOUL If something goes wrong, your sneaking ass is the one that�s going to be blamed. 177 GCRGHOUL Guards! There�s some smoothskin here trying to be sneaky. 100 GCRGLOW The person you see is glowing faintly. Its skin seems to be badly burnt. 101 GCRGLOW You see a Glowing One, a citizen of Gecko. 102 GCRGLOW You see someone who has been exposed to so much radiation that they are glowing faintly. That much radiation looks as though it should have killed them, but it they seem well enough. 110 GCRGLOW This much radiation sure spells job security for me. 111 GCRGLOW Look at it glow. Can you see it? 112 GCRGLOW I love coming to work everyday. 113 GCRGLOW Going to need more uranium again. 114 GCRGLOW I guess we�re all atomic powered here. 120 GCRGLOW I just love the warmth here. 121 GCRGLOW It feels wonderful here. 122 GCRGLOW I don�t know what I�d do If I had to live elsewhere. 123 GCRGLOW I love the feel of radiation in the morning. 124 GCRGLOW At least I never need a nightlight. 125 GCRGLOW (holds his glowing finger out to you) Phone home. 126 GCRGLOW You know, if you shut the door, I don�t glow anymore. 127 GCRGLOW This is one place I really feel like I belong. 128 GCRGLOW I can�t believe those Vault City people want to destroy my home. 129 GCRGLOW Reactor, sweet reactor. 130 GCRGLOW Be it ever so humble. 131 GCRGLOW Atomic powered heating... gotta love it. 140 GCRGLOW Thanks for fixing the reactor. It�s a little cooler now, but not too bad. 141 GCRGLOW Brrr... thanks for fixing our reactor. 142 GCRGLOW I wish I could have gotten that part. 143 GCRGLOW Thanks for your help. 144 GCRGLOW Maybe those Vault City people aren�t so bad after all. 150 GCRGLOW I can�t remember when the reactor ran this well. 151 GCRGLOW It�s downright chilly in here today. 152 GCRGLOW Brrrr, I�m freezing. 153 GCRGLOW I think I�ve got frostbite or something. 100 GCRGUARD You see someone whose skin has been very badly burnt. It seem to be standing guard here. 101 GCRGUARD You see a ghoul acting as a guard. 102 GCRGUARD You see someone whose skin seems to have been burned with radiation. That much radiation looks as though it should have killed them, but it they seem well enough. They look as though they�re standing guard here. 110 GCRGUARD You better not try stealing again. 111 GCRGUARD All you smoothskins are alike. You better not try stealing again. 112 GCRGUARD Thought you might have left something in my pocket? 113 GCRGUARD Cut that out, or I�ll cut you out. 114 GCRGUARD I wouldn�t do that again, if I were you. 115 GCRGUARD Cutting your hands off would only be a start. 116 GCRGUARD Aren�t you the friendly one? 117 GCRGUARD I�m just looking for a reason. Gonna give me one? 120 GCRGUARD Just what the hell are you sneaking around for? 121 GCRGUARD If you�re going to sneak, you�re going to have to be a lot quieter than that. 122 GCRGUARD Oh, aren�t you the stealthy one. 123 GCRGUARD You�re good at your work. Uh huh. 124 GCRGUARD Dumbass, just walk normally. 125 GCRGUARD Another escapee from the Ministry of Silly Walks. 126 GCRGUARD I can see you. In fact, I�m crushing your head. 127 GCRGUARD Does this mean you can�t see me, either? 128 GCRGUARD What was that? This is not a charade. This requires total concentration. 129 GCRGUARD Uh, are you really trying to be quiet? 130 GCRGUARD This door leads into a restricted area. You need a Yellow Keycard to get by. 131 GCRGUARD You need Yellow Authorization to get through here. 132 GCRGUARD You should talk to Harold if you want a Yellow Keycard. 133 GCRGUARD No key, no entry. 134 GCRGUARD Can�t go through this door without a Yellow Keycard, guy. 140 GCRGUARD Glad to see you have authorization. 141 GCRGUARD Hello, smoothskin. 142 GCRGUARD If anything goes wrong, we�ll know who to blame. 143 GCRGUARD Better watch it in there. It�s a bit hot for your kind. 144 GCRGUARD Well, that key looks like the right one. 150 GCRGUARD No key, no entry. 151 GCRGUARD This is a restricted area. 152 GCRGUARD Better not be trying anything funny in here. 153 GCRGUARD You need a Red Keycard to enter this door. 154 GCRGUARD Better ask Harold for a Red Keycard if you want to get in here. 160 GCRGUARD You just better watch it in here. 161 GCRGUARD Welcome to the control area. 162 GCRGUARD Don�t touch anything in there. 163 GCRGUARD If something goes wrong I there, we�re coming looking for you. 164 GCRGUARD Any problems -� we�re blaming you. 170 GCRGUARD Kinda surprised to see a smoothskin like you here. 171 GCRGUARD Looks like you�re starting to tan a little here. 172 GCRGUARD Mmm, just love that background leakage -� don�t you? 173 GCRGUARD Don�t touch anything in here. 174 GCRGUARD Keep your hands to yourself and we�ll do just fine. 180 GCRGUARD No taking supplies without authorization. 181 GCRGUARD You can�t take anything out of here without a requisition. 182 GCRGUARD Talk to Jeremy or Harold if you want something. 183 GCRGUARD Nothing gets out of here without a requisition. 184 GCRGUARD No requisition, no part. 190 GCRGUARD Watch your step here, smoothskin. 191 GCRGUARD Aren�t you worried about the radiation here? 192 GCRGUARD Just watch your step here. 193 GCRGUARD If anything goes wrong, we�re coming to you first. 194 GCRGUARD Smile for the security cameras. 200 GCRGUARD What the hell are you doing with that door? 201 GCRGUARD Knock it off, and just get out of here. 202 GCRGUARD Gee, that sure doesn�t look like a keycard. 203 GCRGUARD If you try that again, we�re going to have to kill you. 100 GCROBOT You see a robot. 101 GCROBOT You see the Reactor Maintenance and Repair Robot. 102 GCROBOT You see a robot. It appears to be functional. 200 GCROBOT The robot has repaired the power plant. 100 GCSKEETR You see a ghoul wearing old, grease-stained clothing. 101 GCSKEETR You see Skeeter, the Ghoul Gadgeteer. 102 GCSKEETR You see a grubby but intelligent-looking ghoul, wearing greasy overalls with a micrometer sticking out of his pocket. 110 GCSKEETR Just don�t touch anything -� you might hurt yourself. 111 GCSKEETR I thought tribals were just unsophisticated. 112 GCSKEETR You can watch. You might learn something, but I doubt it. 113 GCSKEETR Well, ain�t you something else. 114 GCSKEETR Are you just pretending to be dumb, or are you really that stupid? 120 GCSKEETR Funny you should ask that. Ya see, cars use replaceable fuel cells, or batteries, for fuel. What usually broke down was the Fuel Cell Controller. Most amateur mechanics jist assume that it�s the battery itself. But you know what ass-uming things does, dontcha? 121 GCSKEETR No, I don�t. What do you mean? 122 GCSKEETR So does that mean you have a Fuel Cell Controller? 130 GCSKEETR Well, assuming something makes an ass out of you and me. Get it? That�s still a good one, ain�t it? Heh heh! I haven�t used that for years. 131 GCSKEETR Uh, thanks for the lesson. Now, do you have a Fuel Cell Controller? 140 GCSKEETR Yep. Sure do. Got it right here. Jist waitin� fer a car to be put into. You got a car? 141 GCSKEETR I know where one is. What�s it going to cost me to get that Fuel Cell Controller? 142 GCSKEETR I might have one. Maybe I just like old chipsets. How much for the Fuel Cell Controller? 143 GCSKEETR I wish I did. If I find one, I�ll know where to come for a new Fuel Cell Controller. Goodbye. 144 GCSKEETR Actually, I have another question for you. 150 GCSKEETR Well, money�s nice, but I need sumthin� else right now. Sumthin� I cain�t get for myself. 151 GCSKEETR What do you need? 160 GCSKEETR Great. You�ve got my Plasma Regulator. Thanks. Now I owe you some free work. What did you want me to work on? I�ll tell you how much it would�ve cost, but this one�s already paid for. 161 GCSKEETR Let me see what you can work on. 162 GCSKEETR I think I�ll take a raincheck on that for now. Goodbye. 170 GCSKEETR Thanks for fixin� up our atomic reactor. It shore needed some work. I woulda show�d �em how, but they don�t trust me in there any more. They got that idjit loudmouth Festus doin� all the work now. 171 GCSKEETR Well, I was glad to help. Right now I need something, though. 172 GCSKEETR It sure would have been easier if they�d let you fix it. Oh well, it�s done now. See you later. 180 GCSKEETR Did you get my 3-Step Plasma Transformer yet? 181 GCSKEETR I haven�t yet, but I�m still working on it. Let me ask you something else. 182 GCSKEETR Not yet. But I will. Goodbye. 190 GCSKEETR Hello there, I�m Skeeter. I sort of put things together here. 191 GCSKEETR Hello there. Whatcha lookin� fer? 192 GCSKEETR Whaddya need? 200 GCSKEETR Have you heard of something called a Garden of Eden Creation Kit? 201 GCSKEETR Do you have a battery that I could use to fix a car? 202 GCSKEETR I have some things that I want you to take a look at. 203 GCSKEETR What do you do here? 204 GCSKEETR Uh, I was just looking around. Goodbye. 210 GCSKEETR What do ya want me to look at? 211 GCSKEETR Ready for me to take a gander at something else? What do ya want me to look at now? 212 GCSKEETR I�ve got this telescope thing. 213 GCSKEETR I�ve got an �X� 214 GCSKEETR I�ve got an �X� 215 GCSKEETR I�ve got an �X� 216 GCSKEETR I�ve got an �X� 217 GCSKEETR Can I swap the parts around later? 218 GCSKEETR I don�t need anything else. Goodbye. 220 GCSKEETR Hmm, I can attach this scope you�ve got to that rifle of yours. 221 GCSKEETR Well, I can attach this scope to one of your rifles. Which one do you want me to attach it to? 222 GCSKEETR How much is it going to cost to attach this scope to my Hunting Rifle? 223 GCSKEETR How much is it going to cost to attach this scope to my Assault Rifle? 224 GCSKEETR How much is it going to cost to attach this scope to my Sniper Rifle? 225 GCSKEETR Let me ask you about another item. 226 GCSKEETR I think that�s all I need to know. Goodbye. 230 GCSKEETR Hmm, I thought so. Well, ya see, I cain�t do nuthin� with your [Selected partname]. You need to have sumthin� else for me to do sumthin� with it. 231 GCSKEETR Hmm, what about a different item, then? 232 GCSKEETR What part do I need? 233 GCSKEETR I guess I better come back when I have something else. Goodbye. 240 GCSKEETR There ya go. I think that ought to work for you all right. Anything else? 241 GCSKEETR Yes, could you take a look at another item for me? 242 GCSKEETR That�s all I need right now. Thanks. Goodbye. 250 GCSKEETR Hmm, you don�t have enough money to cover the cost of working on that. Got sumthin� else ya want me ta look at? 251 GCSKEETR How much would it cost to combine something else? 252 GCSKEETR I don�t think so. Thanks anyhow. Goodbye. 260 GCSKEETR Mostly I jist sorta tinker with things. Take �em apart an try to put �em all back t�gether� mostly. Make �em work better� sometimes. Keepin� myself outta trouble. Know what I mean? 261 GCSKEETR I guess. Let me ask you something else. 262 GCSKEETR Well, I think I better go do something myself. Goodbye. 270 GCSKEETR You�re lookin� fer a GECK, huh? Well, I don�t rightly know where ya might find one of them thar things. I know that Vault City prolly used ta have themselves one. 271 GCSKEETR Vault City had one? 272 GCSKEETR Hmm. Well, let me ask you something else then. 273 GCSKEETR Oh well, I better keep looking. Goodbye. 280 GCSKEETR They sure did. That�s how come they�re so darn well off. It sure ain�t �cause they know what to do. It�s �cause the GECK done started up their crops, and got their town running when they came outta the Vault. 281 GCSKEETR Who would have an unused GECK? 290 GCSKEETR Well, lemme see here now. As I recollect, most Vaults were s�posed to have themselves a GECK. You might try lookin fer another vault somewheres. 291 GCSKEETR Thanks for the advice. Let me ask you something else. 292 GCSKEETR Well, I better get looking then. Goodbye. 300 GCSKEETR Ta be right-honest with ya, I jist dunno. If�n I get all da parts together, I jist get sort of a feel fer how they all goes together. Know whatta mean? 301 GCSKEETR Uh, you mean you�re doing this by guesswork? 302 GCSKEETR How about taking a look at something else, then? 303 GCSKEETR Well, I guess that makes sense. I better go look for another part, then. Goodbye. 310 GCSKEETR Well, yup. But you see, it�s right edu-ma-cated guesswork. That�s what it is. Know whatta mean? 311 GCSKEETR I don�t know what you mean exactly, but I guess I�ll go look for another part. Goodbye. 312 GCSKEETR How about taking a look at something else, then? 313 GCSKEETR Well, I guess that makes sense. I better go look for another part, then. Goodbye. 320 GCSKEETR These days, good tools is harder to git than parts is. I need myself a bran' new Super Tool Kit. Snap-sumthin brand�s best. 321 GCSKEETR A new tool kit? Where can I get that? 330 GCSKEETR I reckon that the best place to go an' git that would be down in Vault City somewheres. They�ve got all kinds of tools, but they sure as heck wouldn�t give �em to a ghoul, no how. 331 GCSKEETR So, you want me to bring you a Super Tool Kit, and then you�ll give me the car part? 340 GCSKEETR Egg-zactly. That�s the deal. One Super Tool Kit for one Fuel Cell Controller. 341 GCSKEETR Sounds like a fair deal, I guess. Let me ask you something else. 342 GCSKEETR What if I just do this the easy way? I kill you and take the part I need. 343 GCSKEETR I think I�m going to walk around a bit and think about it. Goodbye. 360 GCSKEETR Well, now. You could do that, maybe. Then agin, you might be in fer a little surprise there. I might be tougher than you think. Then again, mebbe you�d jist be slittin� yur own throat. I kin be pretty useful puttin� items together. Always nice to know someone�s able to do that, ain�t it? 361 GCSKEETR Well, maybe you�re right. I�ll let you live, for now. Tell me something else, though. 362 GCSKEETR You sure have a lot of answers, don�t you? Hope you have an answer for what�s in the afterlife, �cause I�m sending you there -� right now. 363 GCSKEETR I�ll have to think about that one. Goodbye, for now. 370 GCSKEETR I see that you�ve got a mighty fine tool kit there. Snap-off, ain�t it? I�ll trade you this Fuel Cell Controller for it. 371 GCSKEETR Hey there! yur back with my repair kit. Mmm, Snap-off -� they�re the best. Ready to trade? 372 GCSKEETR It�s a deal. 373 GCSKEETR No right now. I�m holding on to this for a while. Goodbye. 380 GCSKEETR That�s a mighty fine trade. You should be able to jist plug that sucker in and git your car a�workin�. 381 GCSKEETR That�s a mighty fine trade. You should be able to jist plug that sucker in and git your car a�workin�. You know I could do you another favor by fixin� up some of yur stuff for free, too. 382 GCSKEETR Really? For free, huh? What do I need to do for you? 383 GCSKEETR Let me ask you something else. 384 GCSKEETR I�m going to go try that right away. Goodbye. 390 GCSKEETR Well, ya see, I need a darn 3-Step Plasma Transformer. An the only place I can figger to git one is from the supply room. 391 GCSKEETR Why don�t you just get it from there, then? 400 GCSKEETR I kinda wore out my welcome there. An it was only a little fire, too. Coulda happened to jist anyone. Anyhow, they won�t let me anywhere�s inside the reactor building now. I need someone else to git my part for me. 401 GCSKEETR How do I get the Plasma Transformer for you? 410 GCSKEETR Youz gotta git yourself a Supply Requisition Form. Once you have that, jist give it to Jeremy in the Supply Room and he�ll give you any darn thing you want. You can get Supply Requisitions from Harold or Festus. 411 GCSKEETR Where are Harold and Festus and will they just give me the form I need? 420 GCSKEETR Harold�s in the Settlement, and Festus is in the reactor control room. But you might have to kind of get the forms on the sly, if ya know what I mean. 421 GCSKEETR You mean I have to steal the Requisition Form, don�t you? 430 GCSKEETR Well, err, yeah. I guess so. You might ask them, but I wouldn�t put your chances too high there. 431 GCSKEETR Well, I�ll see what I can find out. 432 GCSKEETR I don�t think I want any part of this. Goodbye. 440 GCSKEETR Didja come here to take me up on that work I owe you? 441 GCSKEETR I sure did. Let me see what you can work on for me. 442 GCSKEETR Not yet. Just came by to see if you�re still here. Well, Goodbye for now. 450 GCSKEETR I�m sorry. You don�t have anything that I can use that with. Anything else? 451 GCSKEETR Take a look at something else I have. 452 GCSKEETR I guess that�s it for now. Goodbye. 460 GCSKEETR Let�s see. It�s going to cost you $[Cost of combining item a with item b]. Do you want to do that? 461 GCSKEETR Yes. I do. Thanks. 462 GCSKEETR I don�t think that I want to do that after all. What about something else? 463 GCSKEETR I guess I don�t want you to work on anything right now after all. Goodbye. 470 GCSKEETR Once I put things together they stay put. You cain�t pull �em apart later and attach �em to other things. Better pick right the first time, I guess. 471 GCSKEETR OK, I understand. Take a look at something for me, then. 472 GCSKEETR I guess I don�t want you to work on anything right now after all. Goodbye. 500 GCSKEETR I was wunderin� where the heck my Repair Kit is. You did say you were gonna git it, didn�t ya? I cain�t rightly do much fer ya without that. Sorry. Should be plenty of �em available in Vault City. 501 GCSKEETR I�ll have to come back when I have that. Goodbye. 502 GCSKEETR I don�t think I need your help with anything right now, anyway. Goodbye. 600 GCSKEETR What do ya want me to look at? 601 GCSKEETR I have a pistol here and I was wondering.... 602 GCSKEETR It sure looks as though you could bolt an accessory to this long arm here. 603 GCSKEETR Sometimes I like to get up close and personal. Anything you can do to improve my powered melee weapon? 604 GCSKEETR Uh, maybe later. Let me ask you about something else. 605 GCSKEETR I don't need anything else. Goodbye. 610 GCSKEETR [Spots your magnum revolver.] I can rig a speed loader on that there magnum for $ 611 GCSKEETR Hmm, that Desert Eagle would sure be a sweet rig with an expanded magazine. I can do that for $ 612 GCSKEETR Put the speed loader on the magnum. 613 GCSKEETR Expand the magazine in my Desert Eagle here. 614 GCSKEETR Actually, I had another weapon in mind.... 615 GCSKEETR Hmm, let me ask you about something else. 616 GCSKEETR Maybe I'll come back later on. 617 GCSKEETR Too rich for my blood. I'll be back when I have more cash. 620 GCSKEETR [Skeeter studies your long arm, and nods slowly.] 621 GCSKEETR I can put a nice all-weather scope on that hunting rifle for $ 622 GCSKEETR Nothing like having an assault rifle with an expanded magazine. I can fix yours up with one for $ 623 GCSKEETR That FN FAL is a good gun. Hey, I got a low-light scope for that. It's yours for $ 624 GCSKEETR All right then...put a scope on the Colt hunting rifle. 625 GCSKEETR Expand the magazine of the AK-112 assault rifle. 626 GCSKEETR Attach that low-light scope on the FN FAL. 627 GCSKEETR Too rich for my blood. I'll be back when I have more cash. 630 GCSKEETR You want that melee weapon juiced up? I can *supercharge* it for $ 631 GCSKEETR Sure. 640 GCSKEETR [Skeeter takes the item and looks it over with a weird gleam in his eye] Well, this is a mite challengin', but I think I can fix this up real nice for ya. Just sit tight for a while. [Skeeter takes the weapon over to his workbench and locks it in a really big vise.] 641 GCSKEETR Okay. 650 GCSKEETR [As you wait you can see Skeeter's back as he works on your weapon. You dont't know exactly what he's doing but that weird chuckle and all the pounding are making you nervous.] 651 GCSKEETR Wait... 660 GCSKEETR [More pounding and cackling as you wait some more....] 661 GCSKEETR [You whistle tunelessly and make shadow-puppets against the back wall of Skeeter's workshop....] 670 GCSKEETR There you go. [You wake suddenly as Skeeter takes your weapon from the workbench - you can see a number of small shiny, metal parts lingering on the bench as Skeeter returns your weapon to you.] That *should* do it, I reckon. Give 'er a try. 671 GCSKEETR Thanks. Can you upgrade any of my other weapons? 672 GCSKEETR Thanks, Skeeter. Uh, let me ask you something else. 673 GCSKEETR Thanks, Skeeter. I'll go try it out. 680 GCSKEETR [Spots your magnum revolver.] I can rig a speed loader on that there magnum for free. 681 GCSKEETR Hmm, that Desert Eagle would sure be a sweet rig with an expanded magazine. I can do that for free. 682 GCSKEETR I can put a nice scope all-weather on that hunting rifle for free. 683 GCSKEETR Nothing like having an assault rifle with an expanded magazine. I can fix yours up with one for free. 684 GCSKEETR That FN FAL is a good gun. Hey, I got a low-light scope for that. It's yours for free. 685 GCSKEETR You want that melee weapon juiced up? I can *supercharge* it for free. 700 GCSKEETR You delivered the part to Skeeter. 710 GCSKEETR You delivered the repair kit to Skeeter. 100 GCWOOZ You see a tall ghoul with long hair. 101 GCWOOZ You see Wooz. 102 GCWOOZ You see an extremely tall and lanky ghoul with long hair. 110 GCWOOZ I am Wooz. What do you want? 111 GCWOOZ What do you want now? Are you dumb? 112 GCWOOZ Hello. What do you want? 113 GCWOOZ Booze, Wooz. 114 GCWOOZ What do you do here? 115 GCWOOZ Tell me about this place. 116 GCWOOZ Have you ever heard of something called a Garden of Eden Creation Kit? 117 GCWOOZ I don�t want anything from you. Goodbye. 120 GCWOOZ I just told you that every Vault has one. Does this look like a Vault to you? Are you dumb? Why are you looking for a GECK here? Try a Vault. 121 GCWOOZ Where is the nearest Vault? 122 GCWOOZ I�ll show you dumb. Talking to me like that is dumb. I�m the Chosen One, you know. 123 GCWOOZ Uh, well, I was going to� and I thought you might� oh, never mind. Goodbye. 130 GCWOOZ A Garden of Eden Creation Kit? You mean the device included with every vault that is supposed to be used when the people leave the vault in order to reestablish civilization? 131 GCWOOZ Yes! That�s it! Where can I find one? 132 GCWOOZ Uh, no, I meant some other Garden of Eden Creation Kit. 140 GCWOOZ I run this place. Are you dumb? I sell drinks, trade for things, tell stories, and play Tragic. 141 GCWOOZ What do you want now? 142 GCWOOZ I want a drink. 143 GCWOOZ I want to trade. 144 GCWOOZ Tell stories? 145 GCWOOZ Play Tragic? 146 GCWOOZ I guess I don�t need anything right now. Goodbye. 150 GCWOOZ Trade? I�m always ready to trade Tragic cards. I�ve got a couple of old Vox Mubies, a Black Dahlia, and some Rare Earths. 151 GCWOOZ I suppose you just want to trade stuff, huh? 152 GCWOOZ What the hell are you talking about? 153 GCWOOZ Uh, I don�t know what you�re on, but I hope you have some in inventory to trade. 154 GCWOOZ Yes, I�d like to trade. 155 GCWOOZ Hmm... let me ask you about something else, first. 156 GCWOOZ I don�t need to trade right now. Goodbye. 160 GCWOOZ Not much to tell, really. Just a bunch of ghouls clinging tenaciously to the ass-end of life. 161 GCWOOZ No, I meant tell me about this bar. 162 GCWOOZ Well, that describes a lot of people. Nothing new in that. 170 GCWOOZ You want a drink, huh? Well, we�ve got our very own Gamma Gulp Beer at $5/bottle and, for special occasions, our Roentgen Rum at $12/bottle. 171 GCWOOZ What�ll it be? 172 GCWOOZ Gulp? 173 GCWOOZ I�d like a Gamma Gulp Beer. Is it supposed to glow like that? 174 GCWOOZ This is a special occasion, of a sort. I�d like a bottle of your Roentgen Rum. 175 GCWOOZ I want to buy a round of your fabulous Gamma Gulp Beer for everyone here. 176 GCWOOZ Uh uh, goodbye. 180 GCWOOZ You don�t have enough money. Are you dumb? 181 GCWOOZ Umb? 182 GCWOOZ Oops. Sorry. Let me buy something else. 183 GCWOOZ Okay, let me ask you a question, then. 184 GCWOOZ I guess I am dumb. Sorry. Let me ask you something else. 185 GCWOOZ Dumb? Talking like that to me is pretty stupid, pal. You might just hurt yourself that way. Goodbye. 186 GCWOOZ Sorry. Goodbye. 190 GCWOOZ You want to buy a round of drinks for everyone here? You must really be hard up for friends. That�ll cost you $35. 191 GCWOOZ Cost is no object, my good man. I�d like a round of drinks for everyone here, Wooz. 192 GCWOOZ Wooz, old chum, I want to buy a drink for all my friends here. These guys are the greatest. 193 GCWOOZ Wooz, com�ere... theesh guys are the besht friends a person could ever have. Gimme another round for all my friends. 194 GCWOOZ Wooz! Gimme another round for all o� my pals. Theesh guys are the best. I LOVE YOU GUYS! Group hug! 195 GCWOOZ On second thought, I must have a hole in my head for wanting to buy drinks for a bunch of rotting zombies. 196 GCWOOZ I guess I�d rather just buy a drink for myself. 200 GCWOOZ I�ve got this great story. It�s really funny. You see there�s this head, right? 201 GCWOOZ A head? 202 GCWOOZ Uh, I think I�ve heard this one already. I don�t have the time to listen to this now. Goodbye. 210 GCWOOZ Are you dumb? Tragic the Garnering is the most habit-forming thing since Jet. 211 GCWOOZ It�s like I was saying. Tragic the Garnering is the game to play. 212 GCWOOZ Tell me more about this Tragic the Garnering. 213 GCWOOZ What�s Jet? 214 GCWOOZ I guess I�ll take your word for that. Goodbye. 220 GCWOOZ Hmm, sorry. That�s the only one I know of. By the way, have you seen an apple, lately? 221 GCWOOZ An apple? 222 GCWOOZ I�m too disappointed to talk right now. Goodbye. 230 GCWOOZ I just love apples, but there aren�t many left anywhere. I hardly ever see them. 231 GCWOOZ I didn�t know you were such a fruit fetishist. Tell me something else. 232 GCWOOZ I�ve heard that you could really savor an apple because they were so slow to eat. 240 GCWOOZ Slow?!? You are dumb. Fuck you! Apples are just as fast to eat as any other fruit. Apples rule. If it weren�t for a conspiracy on the part of fruit manufacturers we�d all have apples. 241 GCWOOZ You�re crazed, aren�t you? I think you�ve been sampling too much of your own brew here. Tell me about something else. 242 GCWOOZ Oh, yes... apples really are wonderful. (you back away slowly) Yes, that�s right. Good Wooz, easy there. Goodbye. 250 GCWOOZ I think we were able to come to an understanding. Need anything else? 251 GCWOOZ Actually, I think there is something else that I could use. 252 GCWOOZ That�s all the trading I want to do right now. I do have some questions, though. 253 GCWOOZ I don�t need anything else right now. Goodbye. 260 GCWOOZ Oh, the Chosen One. Oh my, I didn�t realize. I�ll just try to stop shaking long enough to tell you something then. (Wooz smiles) Come closer and I�ll whisper it to you. 261 GCWOOZ Well, that�s more like it. I deserve a little more respect around here. 262 GCWOOZ I�m not getting any closer to you, you scrawny freak. Get away. Goodbye. 270 GCWOOZ Nearest Vault? Gee, I don�t know. Maybe you could ask the people in Vault City where a Vault might be. Vault City�s just south of here. You are dumb, aren�t you? 271 GCWOOZ I knew that. I was just testing you. Gee, Wooz, you�re so smart. Tell me something else. 272 GCWOOZ I am not! You�re the one that�s dumb. I�m leaving. Goodbye. 280 GCWOOZ (Wooz beckons you closer) Let me whisper in your ear� 281 GCWOOZ Okay. 282 GCWOOZ I don�t think so; you�re just trying to eat my brains, aren�t you? I�m leaving. Goodbye. 290 GCWOOZ FUCK YOU!!! Now get out of my bar. Chosen one. Sheesh, what a loser. 291 GCWOOZ I don�t want to stay in your stupid bar, anyway. You didn�t have to yell like that. Goodbye. 292 GCWOOZ That�s it, you fucking leper. Time to give you a little lead inoculation. 300 GCWOOZ Fuck you! You�re dumb. What the hell do you want here? 301 GCWOOZ Uh, I�m really sorry I pissed you off, Mr. Wooz. I just wanted to ask you something. 302 GCWOOZ Fuck me? Fuck you! Your bar sucks. I�m out of here. 303 GCWOOZ Uh, nothing. Sorry, Wooz. 304 GCWOOZ Uh, did I tell you how much I really just love apples? 310 GCWOOZ Really? I didn�t know that. Well, if you love apples, I guess you can�t be all bad. Now, what the hell do you want? 311 GCWOOZ I had some questions for you Wooz. 320 GCWOOZ Zombies? Fuck you! We�re ghouls. Zombies are a type of undead with no free will. Although we share certain physical characteristics -- most notably, the rotting flesh and characteristic morbidity -- we are creatures of free will. Allow me to demonstrate. 321 GCWOOZ Huh? 330 GCWOOZ I am demonstrating my free will by telling you to GET OUT! Damn smoothskin bigot. Go back to Vault City, where you belong. 331 GCWOOZ Ghouls, zombies, who cares? You�re all freaks. 340 GCWOOZ Well, Tragic the Garnering isn�t just a game -- it�s an obsession. Not a cologne, either. Some think that the way it changes a person�s life is tragic, but they just don�t understand. 341 GCWOOZ Uh huh. 350 GCWOOZ Jet�s a chem that comes from New Reno. Were you born yesterday, or are you just dumb? 351 GCWOOZ Oh, that Jet. Well, sure I knew about that. Tell me more about this Tragic the Garnering. 360 GCWOOZ No, really. It�s wonderful. You should play. Just once. The first box of cards is free. A little something from me to you. 361 GCWOOZ Thanks. Hey, these look great. (you tear the wrapping off) Mmm, I just love that smell. 362 GCWOOZ I just say �No� to Tragic. Goodbye. 370 GCWOOZ Hello there. Looks like you�re another Tragic player. Have time for a game? Or are ya yeller? I�m a-callin� you out. 371 GCWOOZ I really don�t have time for a� well, how long could one little game take� 372 GCWOOZ Sure, just let me� No! Must stop. (your hand reaches for your deck, seemingly of its own volition) Noooooo! 375 GCWOOZ I'd play Tragic with you but it looks like I'm all out of decks. 376 GCWOOZ Wait until next week I'll put together a deck that can't be beat. 377 GCWOOZ You took some of my best cards. I hate this game! 380 GCWOOZ That�s just the first part. Now that you�re one of us, want to play a game? 381 GCWOOZ Sure, but you�re going to have to show me how. 382 GCWOOZ I don�t think I really have time for that right now. Let me ask you something, though. 383 GCWOOZ I�d love to stay and trade Tragic cards with you, but I�ve got things to do. You know, in real life? Goodbye. 390 GCWOOZ Well, it�s simple, really. Even someone dumb can understand it. First, you build a play deck out of the cards that you have, and then you� 391 GCWOOZ Uh, huh. You say you deal to the third player unless it�s Thursday? OK, I think I�ve got it now. Let�s play. 392 GCWOOZ Maybe I�ll play later. Thanks for telling me how, though. Goodbye. 400 GCWOOZ You won? Fuck you! I need a ruling on that. You just got lucky, this time. This deck of mine just didn�t work. I�ve got to build a better one. 401 GCWOOZ Thanks for the cards, Wooz. And I thought you knew how to play this game? I guess you�re dumb. 402 GCWOOZ Well, them�s the breaks, Wooz. Goodbye. 410 GCWOOZ I won! Fuck you! You are dumb. I have crushed you. Now I can build an even better deck with your cards. 411 GCWOOZ Uh, yeah. You won. Goodbye. 412 GCWOOZ What a surprise. Well, at least I didn�t have to listen to one of your stories. Goodbye. 420 GCWOOZ No time at all. Let�s go. I�ve got a new deck that I want to try. 421 GCWOOZ Okay. Have at you, then. 422 GCWOOZ No, I must resist the siren�s call. Get thee behind me, Tragic! Must ask something else. 430 GCWOOZ I know what you mean. I can stop anytime I want. Just not today. 431 GCWOOZ You�re not kidding. Actually, I wanted to ask you about something else. 432 GCWOOZ Arrrgh! Must leave while I still can. Goodbye. 440 GCWOOZ Well, the Harp�s named after a favorite hangout that I used to have before the war. I guess it�s just a reminder of times past. Sort of a joke on the only way we�re going to get a better deal, too. 441 GCWOOZ Before the war? But that was a long time ago. 442 GCWOOZ Better deal? What do you mean? 450 GCWOOZ That may be so, but not everyone has a city full of lunatics thirsting for their blood. 451 GCWOOZ What do you mean? 460 GCWOOZ It sure was a long time ago. How do you think ghouls are made? You think some of us just got up one fine day and said to ourselves: "Gee, I wonder what it�d be like to have my flesh rotting off my fucking body?" 461 GCWOOZ Well, no, I didn�t. Say, how do you make a ghoul? 462 GCWOOZ You know, I just don�t give a flying fuck what made you that ugly. Goodbye. 470 GCWOOZ Those assholes in Vault City. If anyone�s going to cap us, it�s them. They�re fucking crazed. Anyone�s not just as fucked up in the head as they are and they want to kill them. I�d watch myself around them, if I were you. 471 GCWOOZ Sounds like good advice. I�ll be careful. Let me ask you something, though. 472 GCWOOZ I think they�ve got the right idea. Just a little genetic cleansing. I hope they start with you. Goodbye. 480 GCWOOZ �Bout the only way us ghouls are going to get an even break is when we�re toting a harp of our own. 481 GCWOOZ I didn�t know that ghouls were especially musical. 482 GCWOOZ Oh, I see. Heh, heh. Let me ask you something. 490 GCWOOZ With silver-bells and cockleshells and� Boy, you are dumb, aren�t you? Severe radiation. That�s how. How do you think? You know, many bombs go boom, flash of light and heat, flesh burns off, but you don�t-quite-die-type severe radiation? 491 GCWOOZ Uh well, I mean� 500 GCWOOZ Well, I didn�t think so. Fuck you very much for bringing back all those intensely painful memories. Asshole. We�re a town of fucking leftovers -� slightly overcooked leftovers. 501 GCWOOZ I prefer medium-rare myself. Hey, let me ask you something else. 502 GCWOOZ Well, I uh, um. Sorry. I�ll just let you wallow in self-pity, then. Goodbye. 510 GCWOOZ Well, usually I just pound on the hollow heads of my customers -� sort of like bongos. How the hell did they ever let you out of your village? You�re a danger to yourself and others. 511 GCWOOZ Bongos? 520 GCWOOZ You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every damn branch on the way down, didn�t you? 521 GCWOOZ Tree? I guess I�m just not hip to your lingo� man. Uh, let me ask you something. 530 GCWOOZ Yeah, it�s a head. But it�s not attached to a body. You see, it�s been severed. 531 GCWOOZ A severed head. I see. And this becomes entertaining when? 540 GCWOOZ Just hold on a minute. This severed head, you see, it�s in Hell. (hah, hah) And it flies around there, you know, in Hell. And it runs into all kinds of famous people there� (ho, ho, ho) 541 GCWOOZ Wait, a severed head is in Hell, and it flies around�doing what? 550 GCWOOZ Well, it�s doing stuff. (hee, hee) You know. It�s got, things that it wants to do, or maybe things it's forced to do. The point is, it�s doing stuff, you know, there in Hell. Oh God, (hah, hah, hah) I just can�t stand it! 551 GCWOOZ You kind of obsess about this, don�t you? Hmm. Were you and your mother close? Did you ever have problems with bed-wetting? 560 GCWOOZ No, you just don�t understand. It�s all about a severed head. Get it? Heh, heh, heh, It�s funny! How can you think about a severed head, in Hell of all places, and not laugh? 561 GCWOOZ Wooz, I don�t know you very well, and I�m pretty sure I don�t want to. However, I think I can say, without fear of exaggeration, that you need help. Immediate, competent help. 562 GCWOOZ Oh. I see. Why, yes. Of course; that�s very funny. Heh heh. I just can�t contain my amusement� But enough enjoyment -- oh, my splitting sides -- I need to ask you something. 570 GCWOOZ Fuck you! You�re just like all the rest of them. I tell, you it�s hilariously funny. It�s not my fault that you don�t have a sense of humor. 571 GCWOOZ You�re right, Wooz. I guess I�m just not as clever as you are. You�re truly a pearl amongst swine. Now tell me something else. 572 GCWOOZ I have enough of a sense of humor to recognize the absence of one in others. Goodbye. 600 GCWOOZ Are you dumb? I already told you all about Tragic. You must have a really short memory. 601 GCWOOZ See? I told you it was funny. Is there anything else you need? 700 GCWOOZ Are you dumb? 701 GCWOOZ Give me a giant cola! 702 GCWOOZ I need a ruling on that! 703 GCWOOZ Kick me in the jimmy. 704 GCWOOZ Hi, shills. 705 GCWOOZ Fuck you. 706 GCWOOZ I wouldn't shit you on this one. 707 GCWOOZ Let's play Tragic. 708 GCWOOZ I am the worst Tragic player in the world. 709 GCWOOZ STRONG! 710 GCWOOZ I suck at all games. 711 GCWOOZ I am the dumbest person I've ever met. 712 GCWOOZ HATE!!! 713 GCWOOZ Where's the horde a' short women? 100 GCWORSHP You see a ghoul with some kind of talisman around its neck. 101 GCWORSHP You see a member of the Renewal Cult. 102 GCWORSHP You see a contented-looking ghoul. 110 GCWORSHP You see a Glowing One with some kind of talisman around its neck. 111 GCWORSHP You see a member of the Renewal Cult. 112 GCWORSHP You see a contented-looking Glowing One. 120 GCWORSHP One of us, one of us� 121 GCWORSHP Renew, comrade! Renew! 122 GCWORSHP The time for lastday is here. 123 GCWORSHP Soon we will all be smoothskins like you, comrade. 124 GCWORSHP The Atom gives us the power. 125 GCWORSHP Hello, comrade. The Brain knows all. 126 GCWORSHP Renewal is almost at hand, comrade. 127 GCWORSHP Together we shall be bonded as one. 128 GCWORSHP Down with free radicalism, comrade. 129 GCWORSHP We will all be Renewed together. 130 GCWORSHP Hello, friend. The Brain knows all. 131 GCWORSHP You are favored by the Brain -� soon you will be one of us. 132 GCWORSHP You seek word of Renewal, friend? 133 GCWORSHP Sit at his pink feet and hear of the Renewal. 134 GCWORSHP The wise seek his wisdom. 135 GCWORSHP Hello, friend. Do you seek Renewal with us? 136 GCWORSHP Renew! Renew! 137 GCWORSHP If only we had a wheel for him. (sigh) 138 GCWORSHP Hail, friend. Renewal is at hand for the chosen. 139 GCWORSHP To be a friend of the Brain is a wondrous thing. 140 GCWORSHP Hello. You just better be careful. 141 GCWORSHP We�re watching you. 142 GCWORSHP Seek enlightenment in the Brain�s wisdom. 143 GCWORSHP I don�t know why we let smoothskins down here. 144 GCWORSHP You better go directly to him. 145 GCWORSHP You�re here to see the Brain? 150 GCWORSHP Hello, smoothskin. Do you seek Renewal? 151 GCWORSHP His Sleekness wishes to see you. 152 GCWORSHP You too can Renew! 153 GCWORSHP Join us and Renew! 154 GCWORSHP He wants to see you? 155 GCWORSHP Renewal is open even to smoothskins. 100 GCZAMOK You see a larger than average Ghoul. 101 GCZAMOK You see Zomak, known to some as the Destroyer. 102 GCZAMOK You see a big, burly, Ghoul whose face, beneath a sharply sloping forehead, reflects vast reserves of simpleminded superiority. 110 GCZAMOK Renew Comrade! I am Zomak. Some call me Zomak the Destroyer. What is your business here? 111 GCZAMOK Renew Comrade! What are you doing here? State your business to Zomak the Destroyer. 112 GCZAMOK Renu! 113 GCZAMOK Ook? 114 GCZAMOK I�m just looking around. 115 GCZAMOK I wish to Renew. 116 GCZAMOK I took a wrong turn. 120 GCZAMOK You should look somewhere else. Or Zomak will show you the stars. 130 GCZAMOK Then you must see him. 131 GCZAMOK Him? Where is him, I mean he? 132 GCZAMOK I�m not worthy of seeing him. Goodbye. 140 GCZAMOK He is the granter of enlightenment. It is he that promises Renewal to all who follow him. 141 GCZAMOK Well, I�m just about due for renewal. Where is he? 142 GCZAMOK Sounds like another nutcase to me. I�m outa here. 150 GCZAMOK Well, he�s right back�. Hey, just who are you anyway? 151 GCZAMOK I�m just a Wanderer. 152 GCZAMOK I am the Chosen One. 153 GCZAMOK I�m just here for my annual renewal. 154 GCZAMOK It�ll be OK. I just have to ask him a couple of questions. 160 GCZAMOK Well, wander on out of here then. 161 GCZAMOK Uh, OK. Goodbye. 170 GCZAMOK Well, in that case. Come on in. He�s right in the next room. Don�t keep him waiting. 171 GCZAMOK Not me, I�ll go right in. Goodbye. 172 GCZAMOK I might come back later. Goodbye. 180 GCZAMOK Well you should choose to leave. Get out of here. 181 GCZAMOK OK. 200 GCZAMOK Yes, you can all renew inside. 201 GCZAMOK OK. 210 GCZAMOK Ook? What do you mean by that? Are you dumb? 211 GCZAMOK Goop? 220 GCZAMOK Get out of here. The Brain doesn�t have time for the likes of you. 221 GCZAMOK OK. I�ll be going now. 230 GCZAMOK There�s nothing else down here but The Brain�s lair. Boy, are you dumb. 231 GCZAMOK The Brain? 232 GCZAMOK I was just testing you. You passed. Now let me in. 233 GCZAMOK I guess I got confused. Must be all this radiation. Goodbye. 240 GCZAMOK Oops. Uh, there�s nothing here. Nothing at all. Just go away now. 241 GCZAMOK You�re sure there�s nothing here? 242 GCZAMOK OK. Goodbye. 250 GCZAMOK Yup. I�m sure. Now get out. 251 GCZAMOK Well if you say so. Goodbye. 260 GCZAMOK Oh, heh, heh, Yeah. I knew that. Umm, well, err, did I pass? 261 GCZAMOK You sure did. Now let me in. 262 GCZAMOK No, you failed, and now I have to report you. 270 GCZAMOK OK, then. You can go right in. 271 GCZAMOK OK. Goodbye. 280 GCZAMOK You have the sign. Go right in. 281 GCZAMOK Gooo. 282 GCZAMOK The Sign? 283 GCZAMOK Fear the sign. Goodbye. 290 GCZAMOK Yes, the sacred talisman of renewal. Renew Comrade! Renew! 291 GCZAMOK Yes, Reno to you too. Goodbye. 300 GCZAMOK Renew Brother. You may pass. 100 GCZOMAK You see a larger-than-average ghoul. 101 GCZOMAK You see Zomak, known to some as the Destroyer. 102 GCZOMAK You see a big, burly ghoul whose face, beneath a sharply sloping forehead, reflects vast reserves of simpleminded superiority. 110 GCZOMAK Renew, comrade! I am Zomak. Some call me Zomak the Destroyer. What is your business here? 111 GCZOMAK Renew, comrade! What are you doing here? State your business to Zomak the Destroyer. 112 GCZOMAK Renu! 113 GCZOMAK Ook? 114 GCZOMAK I�m just looking around. 115 GCZOMAK I wish to Renew. 116 GCZOMAK I took a wrong turn. 120 GCZOMAK You should look somewhere else, or Zomak will show you the stars. 130 GCZOMAK Then you must see him. 131 GCZOMAK Him? Where is him, I mean he? 132 GCZOMAK I�m not worthy of seeing him. Goodbye. 140 GCZOMAK He is the granter of enlightenment. It is he that promises Renewal to all who follow him. 141 GCZOMAK Well, I�m just about due for Renewal. Where is he? 142 GCZOMAK Sounds like another nutcase to me. I�m outta here. 150 GCZOMAK Well, he�s right back� Hey! Just who are you, anyway? 151 GCZOMAK I�m just a wanderer. 152 GCZOMAK I am the Chosen One. 153 GCZOMAK I�m just here for my annual renewal. 154 GCZOMAK It�ll be okay. I just have to ask him a couple of questions. 160 GCZOMAK Well, wander on out of here, then. 161 GCZOMAK Uh, okay. Goodbye. 170 GCZOMAK Well, in that case... Come on in. He�s right in the next room. Don�t keep him waiting. 171 GCZOMAK Not me. I�ll go right in. Goodbye. 172 GCZOMAK I might come back later. Goodbye. 180 GCZOMAK Well, you should choose to leave. Get out of here. 181 GCZOMAK Okay. 200 GCZOMAK Yes, you can all Renew inside. 201 GCZOMAK Okay. 210 GCZOMAK Ook? What do you mean by that? Are you dumb? 211 GCZOMAK Goop? 220 GCZOMAK Get out of here. The Brain doesn�t have time for the likes of you. 221 GCZOMAK Okay. I�ll be going now. 230 GCZOMAK There�s nothing else down here but the Brain�s lair. Boy, are you dumb. 231 GCZOMAK The Brain? 232 GCZOMAK I was just testing you. You passed. Now let me in. 233 GCZOMAK I guess I got confused. Must be all this radiation. Goodbye. 240 GCZOMAK Oops. Uh, there�s nothing here. Nothing at all. Just go away now. 241 GCZOMAK You�re sure there�s nothing here? 242 GCZOMAK Okay. Goodbye. 250 GCZOMAK Yup. I�m sure. Now get out. 251 GCZOMAK Well, if you say so. Goodbye. 260 GCZOMAK Oh, heh, heh... yeah. I knew that. Umm, well, err, did I pass? 261 GCZOMAK You sure did. Now let me in. 262 GCZOMAK No, you failed, and now I have to report you. 270 GCZOMAK Okay, then. You can go right in. 271 GCZOMAK Okay. Goodbye. 280 GCZOMAK You have the sign. Go right in. 281 GCZOMAK Gooo. 282 GCZOMAK The sign? 283 GCZOMAK Fear the sign. Goodbye. 290 GCZOMAK Yes, the sacred talisman of Renewal. Renew, comrade! Renew! 291 GCZOMAK Yes... Reno to you, too. Goodbye. 300 GCZOMAK Renew, brother. You may pass. 0 GECKJUNK ############################################################# # Message File: GeckJunk.msg # # # # Created: August 14, 1998 # # # # Updated: # ############################################################# {100}{}{You have entered the Gecko junkyard.} 100 GECKPWPL You have entered the Gecko Nuclear Power Plant. 200 GECKPWPL You have destroyed the reactor. 0 GECKSETL ############################################################# # Message File: GeckSetl.msg # # # # Created: August 14, 1998 # # # # Updated: # ############################################################# {100}{}{You have entered the small settlement of Gecko.} 0 GECKTUNL ############################################################# # Message File: GeckTunl.msg # # # # Created: August 14, 1998 # # # # Updated: # ############################################################# {100}{}{You have entered the underground tunnels of Gecko.} 100 GENERIC You gain 101 GENERIC experience points. 102 GENERIC You successfully disarm the trap. 103 GENERIC You fail to disarm the trap. 104 GENERIC You accidentally set off the trap. 105 GENERIC successfully disarms the trap. 106 GENERIC fail to disarms the trap. 107 GENERIC accidentally sets off the trap. 200 GENERIC Thank you. 201 GENERIC Good Day. 202 GENERIC Thanks. 203 GENERIC Thanks! 204 GENERIC No thank you. 205 GENERIC No thanks. 206 GENERIC Sure. 207 GENERIC Yes. 208 GENERIC No. 209 GENERIC OK. 300 GENERIC Ug. 301 GENERIC Og. 302 GENERIC Ooga. 303 GENERIC Urg. 350 GENERIC [END] 351 GENERIC [BYE] 352 GENERIC [MORE] 353 GENERIC [CONTINUE] 354 GENERIC [COMBAT] 355 GENERIC [GIVE MONEY] 375 GENERIC Bye. 376 GENERIC Goodbye. 400 GENERIC You die due to the lethal injection from Dr. Troy. 450 GENERIC The coast is clear. Let's move out! 900 GENERIC The old, worn door looks like it could be destroyed with a well-placed explosive. 901 GENERIC You see the slave cart to take the slaves back to the Den. 905 GENERIC Woof! Woof! 910 GENERIC You are shocked by the electrified floor. 911 GENERIC is shocked by the electrified floor. 912 GENERIC The power level drops to zero and then goes back to 50% as the backup generators kick in. 913 GENERIC A slight humming is heard as the power once more flows through the base. 920 GENERIC You stumble across the remains of Nagor, who died trying to save his dog. 921 GENERIC Nagor died trying to drag his dog's body back to the village. 930 GENERIC Hoooooowl! 950 GENERIC You take some time out to practice some moves. Your unarmed combat skills increase by 5%. 951 GENERIC The fighting molerat goes in for the death blow. 952 GENERIC The match is over. 1000 GENERIC You passed the Citizenship Test. 1001 GENERIC You reported the Jet Reliance of Redding to McClure. 1002 GENERIC You freed up trade with Redding. 1003 GENERIC You disable the force fields. 1004 GENERIC You hack into the computer. 1005 GENERIC You repair the well. 1006 GENERIC You bring Hakeswill to justice. 1007 GENERIC You deliver the excavator chip. 1008 GENERIC You took care of the Widow Rooney problem. 1009 GENERIC You passed the trials of Arroyo. 1010 GENERIC You have given Dr. Troy the formula for the antidote. 1011 GENERIC You have destroyed the reactor. 1012 GENERIC WARNING! Complete Reactor MELTDOWN! 1013 GENERIC WARNING! TOXINS released into air ducts. 1014 GENERIC You clear out the Wanamingo Mine. 1015 GENERIC You lived through the puzzle room. 1016 GENERIC Oops, I nearly forgot the GECK. I wonder if one might be somewhere around here. 1017 GENERIC The door blasts open from your GECK code. 1018 GENERIC You wiped out Frog Morton's Gang. 1050 GENERIC You grind the scorpion toxin into antidote. 1051 GENERIC You mix the xander root and broc flower into healing powder. 1099 GENERIC The GECK is too valuable to the village for you to just drop it here. 2000 GENERIC zero 2001 GENERIC one 2002 GENERIC two 2003 GENERIC three 2004 GENERIC four 2005 GENERIC five 2006 GENERIC six 2007 GENERIC seven 2008 GENERIC eight 2009 GENERIC nine 2010 GENERIC ten 2011 GENERIC eleven 2012 GENERIC twelve 2013 GENERIC thirteen 2014 GENERIC fourteen 2015 GENERIC fifteen 2016 GENERIC sixteen 2017 GENERIC seventeen 2018 GENERIC eighteen 2019 GENERIC nineteen 21020 GENERIC twenty 2021 GENERIC twenty-one 2022 GENERIC twenty-two 2023 GENERIC twenty-three 2024 GENERIC twenty-four 2025 GENERIC twenty-five 2026 GENERIC twenty-six 2027 GENERIC twenty-seven 2028 GENERIC twenty-eight 2029 GENERIC twenty-nine 2030 GENERIC thirty 2031 GENERIC thirty-one 2032 GENERIC thirty-two 2033 GENERIC thirty-three 2034 GENERIC thirty-four 2035 GENERIC thirty-five 2036 GENERIC thirty-six 2037 GENERIC thirty-seven 2038 GENERIC thirty-eight 2039 GENERIC thirty-nine 2040 GENERIC forty 2041 GENERIC forty-one 2042 GENERIC forty-two 2043 GENERIC forty-three 2044 GENERIC forty-four 2045 GENERIC forty-five 2046 GENERIC forty-six 2047 GENERIC forty-seven 2048 GENERIC forty-eight 2049 GENERIC forty-nine 2050 GENERIC fifty 2051 GENERIC fifty-one 2052 GENERIC fifty-two 2053 GENERIC fifty-three 2054 GENERIC fifty-four 2055 GENERIC fifty-five 2056 GENERIC fifty-six 2057 GENERIC fifty-seven 2058 GENERIC fifty-eight 2059 GENERIC fifty-nine 2060 GENERIC sixty 2061 GENERIC sixty-one 2062 GENERIC sixty-two 2063 GENERIC sixty-three 2064 GENERIC sixty-four 2065 GENERIC sixty-five 2066 GENERIC sixty-six 2067 GENERIC sixty-seven 2068 GENERIC sixty-eight 2069 GENERIC sixty-nine 2070 GENERIC seventy 2071 GENERIC seventy-one 2072 GENERIC seventy-two 2073 GENERIC seventy-three 2074 GENERIC seventy-four 2075 GENERIC seventy-five 2076 GENERIC seventy-six 2077 GENERIC seventy-seven 2078 GENERIC seventy-eight 2079 GENERIC seventy-nine 2080 GENERIC eighty 2081 GENERIC eighty-one 2082 GENERIC eighty-two 2083 GENERIC eighty-three 2084 GENERIC eighty-four 2085 GENERIC eighty-five 2086 GENERIC eighty-six 2087 GENERIC eighty-seven 2088 GENERIC eighty-eight 2089 GENERIC eighty-nine 2090 GENERIC ninety 2091 GENERIC ninety-one 2092 GENERIC ninety-two 2093 GENERIC ninety-three 2094 GENERIC ninety-four 2095 GENERIC ninety-five 2096 GENERIC ninety-six 2097 GENERIC ninety-seven 2098 GENERIC ninety-eight 2099 GENERIC ninety-nine 2100 GENERIC one-hundred 3050 GENERIC If you try that again, I'll have to kill you. 3051 GENERIC I don't have anything to steal, you idiot. 3052 GENERIC I don't think we know each other *that* well. 3053 GENERIC Touch that again and you'll have to pay for it. 3054 GENERIC Get your hands off of me. 3055 GENERIC Do that again and I'll rip you head off. 3056 GENERIC Hands off! 3057 GENERIC You looking for trouble? 3058 GENERIC Touch me again and die. 3059 GENERIC Only trouble is for free. 3060 GENERIC Hey! Back off. 3061 GENERIC Watch it! 3062 GENERIC You look'n ta die? 3063 GENERIC You try that again, and I'll bust your head. 3064 GENERIC That's mine; hands off! 3325 GENERIC Why don�t you put everything right back where you found it? 3326 GENERIC You know, it ain�t nice to take what�s not yours. 3327 GENERIC Get away from there, punk! 3328 GENERIC Now don�t go telling me you�re "just looking for your keys." Get outta here! 3329 GENERIC Whatever you�re looking for, it ain�t there. Understand? 3625 GENERIC Hey, you! What�re you poking around that for? 3626 GENERIC If you ain�t got a key in you hand, you�d better be stepping away. 3627 GENERIC It�s locked for a reason, punk. 3628 GENERIC Knock it off before there�s trouble! 3925 GENERIC Hey you! What�re you doing there? 3926 GENERIC You�re not supposed to be here! 3927 GENERIC If you think you�re just walking by me, you can forget that! 3928 GENERIC You better not be planning what I think you�re planning, stranger. 3929 GENERIC What? Like you think I don�t notice you? Get outta here! 5400 GENERIC Stay away from there. 9000 GENERIC Repairs Complete. 9001 GENERIC Rearming Complete. 9002 GENERIC Repairing Structural Damage. 10000 GENERIC Tell me something. 10001 GENERIC You should heal yourself now. 10002 GENERIC I need you to wait here until I come back. 10003 GENERIC Put your weapon away. 10004 GENERIC Stay close to me. 10005 GENERIC Don't get too far away. 10006 GENERIC We should spread out a bit. 10007 GENERIC That's it for now. 10008 GENERIC We need to change our distance from one another. 10009 GENERIC I need to talk to you about your gear. 10010 GENERIC On second thought, I think this distance is OK for now. 10011 GENERIC Actually, I guess there's nothing I need to really know right about your gear. 10012 GENERIC I need you to remove the armor that you're wearing. 10013 GENERIC I need to know what kind of weapons you can use. 100 GSTERM You see a functional terminal. 101 GSTERM You see the Reactor Maintenance and Repair Robot control terminal 102 GSTERM You see a terminal. It appears to be functional. 110 GSTERM Hello. Welcome to RMR&RCT station 3. 111 GSTERM RMRRCT? 112 GSTERM Function? 113 GSTERM Action: 114 GSTERM Initialize: 115 GSTERM Logoff. 120 GSTERM Station #3 Reactor Maintenance & Repair Robot Control Terminal. 121 GSTERM Function? 122 GSTERM A robot, huh? Let me see what I can find out about that. 123 GSTERM Logoff. 130 GSTERM This terminal is designed to coordinate and command a Reactor Maintenance and Repair Robot. 131 GSTERM RMRRCT? 132 GSTERM A robot, huh? Let me see what I can find out about that. 133 GSTERM Logoff. 140 GSTERM This terminal is used to input command data for the robotic maintenance and repair unit assignedto Poseidon Oil�Reactor #5. This terminal also allows access to PoseidoNet. 141 GSTERM A Robot? Let me see what I can find out about that. 142 GSTERM Some kind of network, huh? I wonder if I can access that. 143 GSTERM Logoff. 150 GSTERM Fl>)$#_~)u-*+$#\)_+@#$%-0? %#$ (dkhdsdsklfjsd? Now Starting Win21, Please Wait�. Pear OS Command Not recognized. Now initiating DOD HDD Erase. 151 GSTERM Hmmm. Ook? 152 GSTERM Afjasdfaa kljkljl;jljljj? 160 GSTERM Reactor Maintenance Robot ready for initialization/startup sequence. Functional Access Code?: 161 GSTERM Function? 162 GSTERM Action? 163 GSTERM 35C76863 164 GSTERM A1546761 165 GSTERM 5B576005 166 GSTERM Logoff. 170 GSTERM Initial Functional Access Code accepted. Enter Secondary Functional Access Code. 171 GSTERM Reset. 172 GSTERM Function? 173 GSTERM Action? 174 GSTERM 35C76863 175 GSTERM A1546761 176 GSTERM 5B576005 177 GSTERM Logoff. 180 GSTERM Secondary Functional Access Code accepted. Enter Tertiary Functional Access Code. 181 GSTERM Reset. 182 GSTERM Function? 183 GSTERM Action? 184 GSTERM 35C76863 185 GSTERM A1546761 186 GSTERM 5B576005 187 GSTERM Logoff. 190 GSTERM Tertiary Functional Access Code Accepted. RM&RR Unit warming up� Unit ready for service. Service Procedure?: 191 GSTERM RM&RR unit ready for service. Service Procedure?: 192 GSTERM Initiate General Maintenance Sequence. 193 GSTERM Initiate Coolant Maintenance Sequence. 194 GSTERM Initiate Cleaning Sequence. 195 GSTERM Initiate Repair Sequence. 196 GSTERM Remain at Ready Status and Logoff. 200 GSTERM This Service Procedure no longer in memory. Load current service procedure? 201 GSTERM Load current service procedure. 202 GSTERM Back. 203 GSTERM Logoff. 210 GSTERM Searching�Service Procedure update not available locally. 211 GSTERM Back. 212 GSTERM Download. 213 GSTERM Logoff. 220 GSTERM Uplink with central PosiedoNet initiated. Enter Primary Security Access Code Sequence: 70Y644, 008Z21, 9X7299, A46123. 221 GSTERM 70Y644 222 GSTERM 008Z21 223 GSTERM 9X7299 224 GSTERM A46123 225 GSTERM Logoff. 230 GSTERM Coolant Maintenance Sequence Initiated. Preparing to move to Main Coolant Valve. 231 GSTERM This was a lot easier than I thought it would be. 232 GSTERM Logoff. 240 GSTERM Repair Service Initiated. Searching� Hydroelectric Magnetosphere Regulator required. Preparing to move to Main Coolant Valve for part replacement. Place part in transfer tray beneath terminal. 241 GSTERM Oh, I guess it means this thing. 242 GSTERM I guess I don�t have the part that it needs. 243 GSTERM Logoff. 250 GSTERM This Terminal Closed For Security Reasons. Please inform PoseidoNet Supervisor. 251 GSTERM Hmm, looks as though I won�t be getting anything out of this. 252 GSTERM Hmm, I wonder if this has a local reset. There�s one. Let me try it. 300 GSTERM Incorrect Security Access Code Entered. 301 GSTERM Incorrect Security Access Code Entered. Access Denied. Please enter correct code. Two more attempts permitted. 302 GSTERM Incorrect Security Access Code Entered. Access Denied. One more attempt permitted. 303 GSTERM Incorrect Security Access Code Entered. Access Denied. Internal Security Procedures Activated. 304 GSTERM Oops. 305 GSTERM I better be more careful. 306 GSTERM I better not make a mistake this time. 307 GSTERM That doesn�t sound good. 308 GSTERM Logoff. 310 GSTERM Enter Secondary Security Access Code Sequence: 70Y644, 008Z21, 9X7299, A46123. 311 GSTERM 70Y644 312 GSTERM 008Z21 313 GSTERM 9X7299 314 GSTERM A46123 315 GSTERM Logoff. 320 GSTERM Enter Tertiary Security Access Code Sequence: 70Y644, 008Z21, 9X7299, A46123. 321 GSTERM 70Y644 322 GSTERM 008Z21 323 GSTERM 9X7299 324 GSTERM A46123 325 GSTERM Logoff. 330 GSTERM Security Access Code Sequence Accepted. Welcome to PoseidoNet: 331 GSTERM Download Maintenance Robot Routines 332 GSTERM List other stations 333 GSTERM Logoff. 340 GSTERM Searching�. Maintenance Robot Routines not found. 341 GSTERM Hmm, I guess they�re not here. 342 GSTERM Station list. 343 GSTERM Logoff. 350 GSTERM Searching Comlinks�Searching� Iron Mountain�Offline, NORAD�Offline, SAC�Offline. Searching PoseidoNet� --More?-- 351 GSTERM Download Maintenance Robot Routines. 352 GSTERM More 353 GSTERM Logoff. 360 GSTERM Active PoseidoNet Stations: Atomic Powerplant #5, Navarro Refinery, Control Station ENCLAVE, ENCLAVE Vault-Research Control�AccessDenied 361 GSTERM Lights are on, but nobody�s home. 362 GSTERM Everything�s shut down except for the ENCLAVE Vault-Research Control. I wonder what that is? 363 GSTERM Hmm, seems as though stuff is either offline or closed. Oh, well. 370 GSTERM Accessing�Enclave Station Access denied. 371 GSTERM Accessing�again� Enclave Station Access denied. 372 GSTERM Accessing�yet again�persistent little cuss aren�t you? � Enclave Station Access denied. 373 GSTERM Accessing�yet again�aren�t you getting tired of this yet?� Enclave Station Access denied. 374 GSTERM Accessing�yet again�don�t you have anything better to do with your time?�Enclave Station Access denied. 375 GSTERM That�s it. I�ve had enough of this constant prodding. If you try just one more time, you�re going to regret it. 376 GSTERM Don�t say I didn�t warn you. (Just as you read this you feel a surge of electricity arcing through your fingers from the keyboard.) 377 GSTERM Maybe I should try again? 378 GSTERM So much for that. I better get that RM&RR unit working though. 379 GSTERM Damn, I must have been cut off. 380 GSTERM Hydroelectric Magnetosphere Regulator required before Repair sequence can commence. 381 GSTERM Initiate Coolant Maintenance 382 GSTERM Logoff. 390 GSTERM Hydroelectric Magnetoshpere Regulator accepted. Scanning�Part within nominal QA constraints� Transfer to repair unit completed�Proceed? 391 GSTERM Yes. 392 GSTERM Logoff. 400 GSTERM Logic Circuits damaged. In emergency, RM&RR unit may be directed manually. 401 GSTERM Well, that explains that. I guess I�ll give it a try. 402 GSTERM Hmm, that doesn�t sound too promising. I�m going to Logoff. 410 GSTERM RM&RR unit roll-out initiated. Checking Drive Systems�OK, Checking-Manipulator Arm�OK, Checking Internal Stabilizer�OK, Logic Circuits�FAIL. 411 GSTERM The Logic Circuits failed. I wonder what that means. 412 GSTERM Looks like more of it works than doesn�t. Let�s get going here. 420 GSTERM Job-task location recognition inoperative. Unit not capable of recognizing movement locations at extended distances. Recommend: Move unit to intermediary locations as waypoints to final job-task location. 421 GSTERM I wonder what happens if I don't enter the jobs in the right order? 422 GSTERM I think I�ve read enough warnings. I�m ready to use the thing now. 430 GSTERM Unit returns to bay if command program contains terminal errors. 431 GSTERM Oh, well; that explains that. I wonder about the Logic Circuit failure, though? 432 GSTERM I�m ready to get this thing going. 440 GSTERM Manual Direction: The RM&RR unit must be directed, manually, to its target destination. The unit will follow the movement commands that you give it but if its way is blocked or the unit takes excess damage it will automatically return to its bay. 441 GSTERM Where do I need to move the robot? Let me look up the procedures. 442 GSTERM I guess I�m ready to get started. 443 GSTERM Logoff. 450 GSTERM Information request on procedure: 451 GSTERM I want to know where I need to go to replace the Hydroelectric Magnetosphere Regulator. 452 GSTERM I need to know where the Main Coolant Shutoff Valve is. 453 GSTERM Logoff. 460 GSTERM The Hydroelectric Magnetosphere Regulator is located against the East wall of the Reactor Core. It is located just to the right of the Main Coolant Shutoff Valve. 461 GSTERM Where�s the Main Coolant Shutoff Valve? 462 GSTERM I guess I�m ready to get started. 463 GSTERM Logoff. 470 GSTERM The Main Coolant Shutoff Valve is located near the East wall of the Reactor Core. The valve is controlled by a large red wheel. 471 GSTERM That shouldn�t be too hard to find --as long as the red paint hasn�t peeled off. 472 GSTERM I guess I�m ready to get started. 473 GSTERM Logoff. 480 GSTERM Emergency Manual RM&RR Unit Control: In order to move the unit it must be given commands to Turn Left, Turn Right, Move Forward, and then the last command given in any sequence is the Perform Procedure command. 482 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Commands?: MoveVar1 484 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Heat at 5% of unit tolerance. Commands?: MoveVar1, MoveVar2 486 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Heat at 10% of unit tolerance. Commands?: MoveVar1, MoveVar2, MoveVar3 488 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Heat at 15% of unit tolerance. Commands?: MoveVar1, MoveVar2, MoveVar3, MoveVar4 490 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Heat at 20% of unit tolerance. Commands?: MoveVar1, MoveVar2, MoveVar3, MoveVar4, MoveVar5 492 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Heat at 25% of unit tolerance. Commands?: MoveVar1, MoveVar2, MoveVar3, MoveVar4, MoveVar5, MoveVar6 494 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Heat at 30% of unit tolerance. Commands?: MoveVar1, MoveVar2, MoveVar3, MoveVar4, MoveVar5, MoveVar6, MoveVar7 496 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Heat at 35% of unit tolerance. Commands?: MoveVar1, MoveVar2, MoveVar3, MoveVar4, MoveVar5, MoveVar6, MoveVar7, MoveVar8 498 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Heat at 40% of unit tolerance. Commands?: MoveVar1, MoveVar2, MoveVar3, MoveVar4, MoveVar5, MoveVar6, MoveVar7, MoveVar8, MoveVar9 500 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Heat at 45% of unit tolerance. Commands?: MoveVar1, MoveVar2, MoveVar3, MoveVar4, MoveVar5, MoveVar6, MoveVar7, MoveVar8, MoveVar9, MoveVar10 502 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Heat at 50% of unit tolerance. Commands?: MoveVar1, MoveVar2, MoveVar3, MoveVar4, MoveVar5, MoveVar6, MoveVar7, MoveVar8, MoveVar9, MoveVar10, MoveVar11 504 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Heat at 55% of unit tolerance. Commands?: MoveVar1, MoveVar2, MoveVar3, MoveVar4, MoveVar5, MoveVar6, MoveVar7, MoveVar8, MoveVar9, MoveVar10, MoveVar11,MoveVar12 506 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Heat at 60% of unit tolerance. Commands?: MoveVar1, MoveVar2, MoveVar3, MoveVar4, MoveVar5, MoveVar6, MoveVar7, MoveVar8, MoveVar9, MoveVar10, MoveVar11,MoveVar12, MoveVar13 508 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Heat at 65% of unit tolerance. Commands?: MoveVar1, MoveVar2, MoveVar3, MoveVar4, MoveVar5, MoveVar6, MoveVar7, MoveVar8, MoveVar9, MoveVar10, MoveVar11,MoveVar12, MoveVar13, MoveVar14 510 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Heat at 70% of unit tolerance. Commands?: MoveVar1, MoveVar2, MoveVar3, MoveVar4, MoveVar5, MoveVar6, MoveVar7, MoveVar8, MoveVar9, MoveVar10, MoveVar11,MoveVar12, MoveVar13, MoveVar14, MoveVar15 512 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Heat at 75% of unit tolerance. Commands?: MoveVar1, MoveVar2, MoveVar3, MoveVar4, MoveVar5, MoveVar6, MoveVar7, MoveVar8, MoveVar9, MoveVar10, MoveVar11,MoveVar12, MoveVar13, MoveVar14, MoveVar15, MoveVar16 514 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Heat at 80% of unit tolerance. Commands?: MoveVar1, MoveVar2, MoveVar3, MoveVar4, MoveVar5, MoveVar6, MoveVar7, MoveVar8, MoveVar9, MoveVar10, MoveVar11,MoveVar12, MoveVar13, MoveVar14, MoveVar15, MoveVar16, MoveVar17 516 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Heat at 85% of unit tolerance. Commands?: MoveVar1, MoveVar2, MoveVar3, MoveVar4, MoveVar5, MoveVar6, MoveVar7, MoveVar8, MoveVar9, MoveVar10, MoveVar11,MoveVar12, MoveVar13, MoveVar14, MoveVar15, MoveVar16, MoveVar17, MoveVar18 518 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Heat at 90% of unit tolerance. . Shutdown imminent. Commands?: MoveVar1, MoveVar2, MoveVar3, MoveVar4, MoveVar5, MoveVar6, MoveVar7, MoveVar8, MoveVar9, MoveVar10, MoveVar11,MoveVar12, MoveVar13, MoveVar14, MoveVar15, MoveVar16, MoveVar17, MoveVar18, MoveVar19 520 GSTERM If this has been attempted before, show the previous set of movement commands here. Heat at 95% of unit tolerance. Shutdown imminent. Commands?: MoveVar1, MoveVar2, MoveVar3, MoveVar4, MoveVar5, MoveVar6, MoveVar7, MoveVar8, MoveVar9, MoveVar10, MoveVar11,MoveVar12, MoveVar13, MoveVar14, MoveVar15, MoveVar16, MoveVar17, MoveVar18, MoveVar19, MoveVar20 522 GSTERM Turn Left. 524 GSTERM Turn Right. 526 GSTERM Move Forward. 530 GSTERM Perform Procedure: Install Hydroelectric Magnetosphere Regulator 531 GSTERM Perform Procedure: Turn Main Coolant Valve�Off 535 GSTERM Emergency Manual RM&RR Unit Control: 540 GSTERM Add a command. 541 GSTERM List program. 542 GSTERM Environmental sensors report. 543 GSTERM Damage report. 544 GSTERM Delete all commands. 545 GSTERM Execute program. 546 GSTERM Back. 547 GSTERM Logoff. 550 GSTERM Back to Main Menu. 600 GSTERM Select a command: 601 GSTERM Calibrate Uranium-Rod Driver. 602 GSTERM Amplify Plutonium-Gamma Shield. 603 GSTERM Set Voltage on Saturn-Class Capacitor. 604 GSTERM Deharmonize Neptunium Impeller. 605 GSTERM Test Jupiter Wave Compiler. 606 GSTERM Install Hydroelectric Magnetosphere Regulator. 607 GSTERM Turn Main Coolant Valve-Off. 608 GSTERM Turn Main Coolant Valve-On. 620 GSTERM Program Listing: 630 GSTERM Environmental Report: 640 GSTERM Damage Report: 650 GSTERM Commands Deleted. 660 GSTERM --END PROGRAM-- 00000700 GSTERM Please wait. Program running. 710 GSTERM Unit not responding. 720 GSTERM Error invalid command. Core Dumped. Unit returned to control dock. 730 GSTERM Error command overflow. 740 GSTERM Ok. 800 GSTERM The optimization procedure was successful. 900 GSTERM Processing Batch Files. Please Wait. 100 GSVALVE The coolant control panel. 101 GSVALVE You see a coolant control panel. 102 GSVALVE There is are many buttons, knobs and a wheel on this panel. 110 GSVALVE You are having difficulty turning the coolant valve shutoff wheel. 111 GSVALVE With great effort you manage to turn the coolant valve shutoff wheel once. 112 GSVALVE With great effort you manage to turn the coolant valve shutoff wheel twice. 113 GSVALVE Sounds like you have closed the valve. 120 GSVALVE You seem to be missing a part. 121 GSVALVE That does nothing. 122 GSVALVE You have repaired the reactor. 100 HCAILEEN You see a mildly attractive middle-aged woman. 101 HCAILEEN You see Aileen, one of the town's chemists. 102 HCAILEEN You see a mildly attractive middle-aged woman. She looks tough and capable. Her hands are stained with chemicals. 103 HCAILEEN Thanks for helping the cause. 104 HCAILEEN I'm glad you're one of us. 105 HCAILEEN We'll show those muties. 106 HCAILEEN Up with human rights, comrade. 107 HCAILEEN You've got the right stuff. 108 HCAILEEN Get out of here. 109 HCAILEEN Mutie-lover. 110 HCAILEEN You just better keep your mouth shut, if you know what's good for you. 111 HCAILEEN Damn mutant-sympathizer. 112 HCAILEEN Why don't you go back to your mutant friends? 113 HCAILEEN Human solidarity, comrade. 114 HCAILEEN It's us against them. 115 HCAILEEN You picked the winning side. 116 HCAILEEN Those muties are going down. 117 HCAILEEN We'll show those mutants who's boss. 118 HCAILEEN Even muties can't breathe poison. 119 HCAILEEN Humanity's hour is at hand. 120 HCAILEEN I just love the idea of muties choking to death. 121 HCAILEEN Our victory is almost here. 122 HCAILEEN Soon, Broken Hills will be ours. 123 HCAILEEN Damn mutie lover. 124 HCAILEEN Get out of here. 125 HCAILEEN You're just an imperialist mutant lackey. 126 HCAILEEN You sure chose wrong this time. 127 HCAILEEN You'll regret what you've done here. 128 HCAILEEN Git out, you tainted idjit. 129 HCAILEEN You must be part mutant. 130 HCAILEEN Get out of here, impure one. 131 HCAILEEN Stupid fool. Get out of here. 132 HCAILEEN I don't have time for the likes of you. 133 HCAILEEN Talk to Jacob if you want something. 134 HCAILEEN My husband Jacob can take care of your needs. 135 HCAILEEN Uh, could you please stop pestering me? 136 HCAILEEN I can't help you, but my husband, Jacob, can. 137 HCAILEEN Just leave me alone. 138 HCAILEEN Nice of you to visit. Now get out. 139 HCAILEEN Why'd you track in all that mud? 140 HCAILEEN Would you act that way in your own, uh, tent? 141 HCAILEEN Please leave me alone. 142 HCAILEEN I don't know what you want, but I wish you'd just leave me alone. 100 HCANT1 You see a large ant. 100 HCANT2 You see a large ant. 100 HCBNKGRD You see a big, burly mutant with a sense of purpose in his eyes. 101 HCBNKGRD You see one of the bank guards, a large, tough mutant. 102 HCBNKGRD You see a well-armed, alert guard; a mutant who carries a rather wicked-looking weapon. 103 HCBNKGRD Can I help you? 104 HCBNKGRD Agga agga! 105 HCBNKGRD Me in building! Oooh! 106 HCBNKGRD Just looking around. 107 HCBNKGRD Err� no, not really. 108 HCBNKGRD Yeah. I�m here to talk to your prisoners. 109 HCBNKGRD Have you considered that you may be holding your prisoners illegally? 110 HCBNKGRD Oh, great, another one of you. Please leave. 111 HCBNKGRD Aaaaahn! 112 HCBNKGRD O-kay! 113 HCBNKGRD Yeah, well, look somewhere else. We got criminals here. Go. 114 HCBNKGRD Oh. All right. 115 HCBNKGRD We can help everyone who comes here for a reason. If you can�t be helped, then you gotta go. Get going before we help you. 116 HCBNKGRD Gonna make me? 117 HCBNKGRD Got it. 118 HCBNKGRD You�re here to talk to them, eh? Well, you can talk to us. What do you have to say? 119 HCBNKGRD Have you considered that you�re holding them illegally? 120 HCBNKGRD Eat this, mutie! 121 HCBNKGRD Nothing. I�ll be going now. 122 HCBNKGRD Err� what do you mean? 123 HCBNKGRD What I mean is that they have committed no crimes except for their speech. They have only spoken ill of mutants. I�m not saying they won�t commit a crime� but would you want to be detained for a crime you MIGHT commit? 124 HCBNKGRD That power makes the law. I have the power. Right here. 125 HCBNKGRD No, I wouldn�t, but they�re clearly dangerous. 126 HCBNKGRD Until they commit a crime, they�re guilty of no crime. Until they�ve actually laid their plans and begun the execution of the crime, they�re not guilty. Right? 127 HCBNKGRD Dangerous? I�m dangerous. You�re dangerous. We�re not in jail. 128 HCBNKGRD So what? 129 HCBNKGRD But� but� all right. They�re out. You�re accountable. I just hope you�re right. Here is the key. 130 HCBNKGRD That�s all I wanted. Great. Thanks. Bye. 131 HCBNKGRD Yeah, but maybe we should be. Right now, they are. And they�re staying there until someone can show me a better reason to let them out. Now� get out. 132 HCBNKGRD No. 133 HCBNKGRD All right. 134 HCBNKGRD So they�re going to stay in jail for now. We gotta protect society. Now� get out. 135 HCBNKGRD No. 136 HCBNKGRD All right. 137 HCBNKGRD You! What the hell are you doing? Get the hell out of here! 138 HCBNKGRD You�ll be putting your weapons away now, pal. 139 HCBNKGRD You again? What do you want? 140 HCBNKGRD Just looking around. 141 HCBNKGRD Err� no, not really. 142 HCBNKGRD Yeah. I�m here to talk to your prisoners. 143 HCBNKGRD Have you considered that you may be holding your prisoners illegally? 144 HCBNKGRD You shouldn't be hanging around here. Leave now. 100 HCBRIAN You see a squat man wearing squalid clothing. 101 HCBRIAN You see Brian. 102 HCBRIAN You see a squat man wearing squalid clothing. He has a toothpick in his mouth and is covered in grease. His fingernails are dirty. 103 HCBRIAN Let's see how you like this, you antisocial jerk. 104 HCBRIAN Whaddya want? 105 HCBRIAN Nyug aarg. 106 HCBRIAN Who are you? 107 HCBRIAN What is this place? 108 HCBRIAN Ever hear of a GECK? 109 HCBRIAN Say, Eric asked me to adjust the power ration to his house. He said that he's sweating too much. 110 HCBRIAN Hey, Eric's really happy in his nice cool house. And I notice the power hasn't failed across the city. 111 HCBRIAN I just went and talked to Eric and he said that he used to run the place and that there's so much power in the uranium slugs that you'd never notice the small drain he'd take. So cough up the power. 112 HCBRIAN Nothing. Bye. 113 HCBRIAN Me? I'm Brian. I work the generator that powers this place. 114 HCBRIAN Then you're the guy I need to see. Eric says he's too uncomfortable in his place, and he needs more power for his air conditioning. 115 HCBRIAN I see. That's very interesting. Must be rewarding work. 116 HCBRIAN Great. I have more questions. 117 HCBRIAN This place is the power station for Broken Hills. What I do is essentially a maintenance job on the place... make sure it keeps running. It's pretty damn functional, though... powered by uranium slugs. 118 HCBRIAN That must be great. Say, I have more questions. 119 HCBRIAN Uranium slugs? 120 HCBRIAN Interesting. Bye, 121 HCBRIAN A GECK? Never heard of it. I'd imagine no-one else here has either. It sounds like an animal or something that has nasty claws, though. 122 HCBRIAN No, not really. I have more questions. 123 HCBRIAN That's not it at all. Bye. 124 HCBRIAN Eric wants more power? Eric can't HAVE more power. This is a very delicate balance of energy we run through here, and if Eric gets more power, then the hospital shuts down. Or the lights. Or the mine. We can't have that. 125 HCBRIAN If this machine is run on uranium slugs, you have more than enough power to fill this place AND New Reno and not even notice the drain. Now cough it up. 126 HCBRIAN But... but... he's suffering. 127 HCBRIAN So there's no way you can make a couple of small adjustments? 128 HCBRIAN [he looks sullenly down at his dials and says in a small voice:] You're mean. 129 HCBRIAN Yup. Bye! 130 HCBRIAN Hey! Don't touch anything! This is delicate equipment! Out! Outside! Go on! Go home! 131 HCBRIAN Ooooh! Butunz! 132 HCBRIAN Well, no, it's not. Not really. I mostly just sit here and make sure none of the dials flip out. I make some minor adjustments. I flip some switches. That's about all. Anyone could do it. 133 HCBRIAN So, say, you could send more power to Eric's home? 134 HCBRIAN Anyone, eh? I have other questions. 135 HCBRIAN Thanks. Bye. 136 HCBRIAN Well, with the uranium mine right there, and with atomic power being the power of the future, it seems only right that we keep up with the times. We might be small, but we're progressive. 137 HCBRIAN Hmm. Right. I have other questions. 138 HCBRIAN Right. Bye. 139 HCBRIAN Well, sure, technically that's true, but... 140 HCBRIAN But nothing. You're just lazy. Get a move on. 141 HCBRIAN You don't have to be mean about it. [he ducks his head and turns a dial] There. Please tell him to stop complaining now. 142 HCBRIAN You're all heart, big guy. 143 HCBRIAN Go shove it up the lips you never kiss with. No thanks to you for making this harder than it had to be. 144 HCBRIAN Maybe he just ought to bathe more often. Good day. 145 HCBRIAN Bye. 146 HCBRIAN No. I'm afraid not. The needs of the city outweigh the needs of the one. 147 HCBRIAN I have other questions, then. 148 HCBRIAN That's very utilitarian of you. I'll let him know he's not important. Goodbye. 149 HCBRIAN Hmm... wha'... huh? 150 HCBRIAN Zzzzzz... snore... 100 HCCHAD You see an amiable-looking, lean man. 101 HCCHAD You see Chad, the caravaneer. 102 HCCHAD You see a lean man who wears a smile like a shield. He wears nondescript clothing, and carries himself as if he knows what he�s doing. 120 HCCHAD Howdy, friend! What can I do for you? 121 HCCHAD More questions? I�ll see what I can do for answers. 122 HCCHAD Deerk deegler! 123 HCCHAD You who? 124 HCCHAD Marcus has been asking a few questions about you. 125 HCCHAD There�s enough evidence that you�ve been stealing money that�s supposed to go to Broken Hills that you can be arrested. You�re going down. 126 HCCHAD There�s enough evidence that you�ve been stealing money that�s supposed to go to Broken Hills that you can be arrested. Cut me in for $1000 and I�ll make sure you can flee town. 127 HCCHAD Who are you? 128 HCCHAD Tell me about this place. 129 HCCHAD Nothing. Bye. 130 HCCHAD Look what the wasteland dragged in! Sorry, pal, I can�t help you. 131 HCCHAD Doobye! 132 HCCHAD I�m Chad. 133 HCCHAD Look, I�m very busy. Please go find someone else to bother. 134 HCCHAD I�m the caravan master for the city. I take care of the business on the other end of the trade routes. These days I�m focusing primarily on Gecko. 135 HCCHAD D�okay! 136 HCCHAD I�d like to get a job with you. 137 HCCHAD Sounds exciting. 138 HCCHAD Sounds boring. 139 HCCHAD I have more questions. 140 HCCHAD Thanks. Bye. 141 HCCHAD Tell you about Broken Hills? Well� I moved here a few years back. Got a job with the Bill -� that�s the Outfitter -� and moved up to where I am now. I report to Marcus and the Bill, but I�m responsible for the livelihood of the town. 142 HCCHAD I have more questions. 143 HCCHAD Bye. 156 HCCHAD Talk to the Bill. He�ll help you out. 157 HCCHAD I have more questions. 158 HCCHAD Thanks. Bye. 159 HCCHAD Yeah, it is. You wouldn�t think it, but I get to travel and see the world� and I feel I contribute to the town here. It�s a good life. 160 HCCHAD Sounds great. I�d like a job like that. 161 HCCHAD Actually, that sounds pretty boring. 162 HCCHAD I have more questions. 163 HCCHAD Bye. 164 HCCHAD Probably a hell of a lot more exciting than what you do with your life, jerkoff. 165 HCCHAD Yeah, whatever. I have more questions. 166 HCCHAD Ha ha ha ha! Right. See ya, loser. 167 HCCHAD You�ll pay for this someday, you putz. 168 HCCHAD Get out of my sight, you jerk. 169 HCCHAD You really cocked up that caravan, my friend. So much for your cash. 170 HCCHAD You surely screwed the pooch on that caravan, my friend. Good luck ever getting another from Broken Hills. 171 HCCHAD Good work on that caravan. Here's your $200. 172 HCCHAD Get outta here. Your help ain't wanted no more. 173 HCCHAD Keep your eyes peeled. 174 HCCHAD I'll watch your back. 100 HCCHEM You see a chemistry set. 101 HCCHEM You see a Li�l Chemist. 102 HCCHEM You see a Li�l Chemist, a chemistry set that allows you create interesting concoctions. 103 HCCHEM Where do you want to start? You have four liquids in vials: Red, blue, yellow, and clear. 104 HCCHEM Red. 105 HCCHEM Blue. 106 HCCHEM Yellow. 107 HCCHEM Clear. 108 HCCHEM Make nothing. 109 HCCHEM You select the red. What do you want to mix it with? 110 HCCHEM Blue. This will make Purple. 111 HCCHEM Yellow. This will make Orange. 112 HCCHEM Clear. This will make Red. 113 HCCHEM Drink it. 114 HCCHEM Blue. This, you know, will make jet, an habit-forming amphetamine-like chem� if you get the correct dosages. 115 HCCHEM Yellow. Your scientific mind realizes this will, if successfully mixed, make hydrochloric acid. 116 HCCHEM Clear. Your trained eye knows that this will make a powerful vitamin� but only if you measure the correct amounts. 117 HCCHEM Stop now. 118 HCCHEM You select the blue. What do you want to mix it with? 119 HCCHEM Red. This will make Purple. 120 HCCHEM Yellow. This will make Green. 121 HCCHEM Clear. This will make Blue. 122 HCCHEM Red. This, you know, will make jet, an habit-forming amphetamine-like chem� if you get the correct dosages. 123 HCCHEM Yellow. Before you mix it, you calculate the solution in your head. You know that it will make nitroglycerine, an explosive. 124 HCCHEM Clear. This will make a toxic chemical that is good for nothing but mimicking the effects of radiation. 125 HCCHEM Drink it. 126 HCCHEM Stop now. 127 HCCHEM You select the yellow. What do you want to mix it with? 128 HCCHEM Blue. This will make Green. 129 HCCHEM Red. This will make Orange. 130 HCCHEM Clear. This will make Yellow. 131 HCCHEM Drink it. 132 HCCHEM Blue. Before you mix it, you calculate the solution in your head. You know that it will make nitroglycerine, an explosive. 133 HCCHEM Yellow. Your scientific eye realizes this will, if successfully mixed, make hydrochloric acid. 134 HCCHEM Clear. You know that this will create a weak poison if you continue. 135 HCCHEM Stop now. 136 HCCHEM You select the clear liquid. What do you want to mix it with? 137 HCCHEM Blue, to make blue. 138 HCCHEM Red, to make red. 139 HCCHEM Yellow, to make yellow. 140 HCCHEM Drink it. 141 HCCHEM Yellow. You know that this will create a weak poison if you continue. 142 HCCHEM Blue. This will make a toxic chemical that is good for nothing but mimicking the effects of radiation. 143 HCCHEM Red. Your trained eye knows that this will make a powerful vitamin� but only if you measure the correct amounts. 144 HCCHEM Stop now. 145 HCCHEM You�ve managed to create an interesting purple liquid. What do you want to do with it? 146 HCCHEM Drink it. 147 HCCHEM Put it in my inventory. 148 HCCHEM Hmmm. An interesting orange color. What are you going to do with it? 149 HCCHEM Drink it. 150 HCCHEM Put it in my inventory. 151 HCCHEM A strong red color. What now? 152 HCCHEM Drink it. 153 HCCHEM Put it in my inventory. 154 HCCHEM A sickly shade of green results. What now? 155 HCCHEM Drink it. 156 HCCHEM Put it away. 157 HCCHEM This is an interesting shade of blue. What are you going to do? 158 HCCHEM Drink it. 159 HCCHEM Save it for later. 160 HCCHEM This yellow looks like urine and smells worse. What are you gonna do? 161 HCCHEM Drink it. 162 HCCHEM Save it. It might be useful. 163 HCCHEM Ahh, sweet success. You�ve manufactured jet. You could be very popular in New Reno with this. What are you going to do with it? 164 HCCHEM Drink it. 165 HCCHEM Save it to use on some unsuspecting sap. 166 HCCHEM Uh oh! You�ve created some weird toxic fume! You catch a whiff of it and you�re out flat. You feel like shit. 167 HCCHEM -done- 00000168 HCCHEM This stuff looks potent. What are you going to do with it? 169 HCCHEM Drink it. 170 HCCHEM Save it for later. 171 HCCHEM Oh no! You mixed it too strong! It eats through the bottle and onto your hand! Ouch! 172 HCCHEM You�ve successfully created an explosive formula! 173 HCCHEM Drink it. 174 HCCHEM Put it in my inventory. 175 HCCHEM A jiggle here, a joggle there, and� uh-oh�BOOM! 176 HCCHEM Oh no! You idiot! You�ve just swallowed an explosive formula! 177 HCCHEM You feel a little funny. No, you feel a lot funny. In fact, you feel like your heart is speeding up and the world is slowing down and you don�t know what�s happening and can�t someone help you because you don�t know what this is oh no look out! AAAAAAH! YOU�RE FREAKING OUT!!! 178 HCCHEM You grimace at the taste and then realize that it�s burning you all the way down. Ouch. OUCH. OUCH!! It�s breaking apart your insides! 179 HCCHEM It�s a little chalky, but you manage to choke it down. Oddly, you feel a little better now. 180 HCCHEM Ahh, what the hell. Despite the looks of it, you down the nasty brew. You immediately begin spitting and gagging. You�ve been irradiated! 181 HCCHEM -end- 00000182 HCCHEM Well� all right. Reminiscing of the things you drank as a child, you tilt the bottle back and let it flow. Your stomach knots up as the fluid hits it. You feel like you�ve just been stung by a radscorpion. 183 HCCHEM Hey, it looks like water, so it must be as good, huh? As soon as the stuff hits your throat, you realize you�ve made a mistake. This stuff BURNS. You�re in pain for a long, long time. 184 HCCHEM A little of this, a little of that� wait a second� why is the bottle smoking� what�s going wrong? OH NO! The bottle explodes in your face! 185 HCCHEM You mix the stuff together gleefully, hoping you�ve created the right mix of chemicals. Then you sit and wait for your payoff. And you wait. And you wait. The liquid turns to a dull, sludgy brown. It�s wasted. 186 HCCHEM You�ve managed to create a potent vitamin. What do you want to do with it? 187 HCCHEM Drink it. 188 HCCHEM Save it for later. 189 HCCHEM You�ve created a toxin! All right! What now? 190 HCCHEM Drink it. 191 HCCHEM Save it for later. 192 HCCHEM You have successfully created a formula that simulates the effects of radiation poisoning. What would you like to do with it? 193 HCCHEM Drink it. 100 HCCHUCK You see a dusty, sleepy-looking man. 101 HCCHUCK XXX 102 HCCHUCK You see a dusty, sleepy-looking man. His clothes look very, VERY old fashioned. 103 HCCHUCK ::he rubs sleep from his eyes:: Wha'... huh? Where am I? How long have I been asleep? 104 HCCHUCK Urr? 105 HCCHUCK Who are you? 106 HCCHUCK I have no idea how long you've been asleep, but you're in Broken Hills, near the New California Republic. 107 HCCHUCK Oh no! I've slept so long the world has turned stupid! Aieeeeeeee! ::he flees in panic:: 108 HCCHUCK -done- 00000109 HCCHUCK I'm Chuck Stodgers, the greatest aeroplane pilot in the world! Unfortunately... I crashed. I staggered into this cave to get away from the explosion, and the fumes overwhelmed me. 110 HCCHUCK That sounds suspiciously like the premise of a pulp cartoon series. 111 HCCHUCK New WHAT? CALIFORNIA? THE WORLD HAS CHANGED THAT MUCH? AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ::he flees in panic:: 112 HCCHUCK Hey, now, wait a second... 113 HCCHUCK Yes, it does, doesn't it? I have to go see what's happened in the world. Good luck, friend! 114 HCCHUCK You too, Mr. Stodgers! 115 HCCHUCK You've uncovered yet another obscure pop culture reference. 100 HCDAN You see a worried man. 101 HCDAN You see Dan, the worried spouse. 102 HCDAN You see a well-dressed man whose face looks like it's on the verge of hysteria. 103 HCDAN Who are you? What are you doing in my house? 104 HCDAN Ack? Oop? 105 HCDAN I'm 106 HCDAN Nobody important. 107 HCDAN I'm here to rob you. 108 HCDAN Nothing. Nobody. Bye. 109 HCDAN Not in my house, please. There's a street outside where you can sleep and do whatever else it is you "special" people do. 110 HCDAN Thppt! 111 HCDAN Great, great. Pleased to meet you. [He looks distracted.] Hey, look... you're an adventuring type, right? 112 HCDAN Yes. 113 HCDAN Do you not recognize the Chosen One? 114 HCDAN No. 115 HCDAN What business is it of yours? 116 HCDAN The reason I ask, you see, is because my wife is missing. I don't know where she is. She's been gone for days. I've asked around town, and no one has seen her. Can you find her for me? 117 HCDAN What's in it for me? 118 HCDAN I'll look around. What's she look like? 119 HCDAN Nope. I'm busy. 120 HCDAN I can give you $500. That's my life savings. 121 HCDAN That's good enough. I'll do it. 122 HCDAN Nope. Can't do it. 123 HCDAN Please. Please. My wife... she's everything to me. Please. 124 HCDAN I said no! 125 HCDAN Fine. Fine, just stop pestering me. 126 HCDAN Here's the money. Now please, please, PLEASE... find my wife and tell me where she is. Maybe she's shacked up with someone else, maybe she's left me... but I just need to know. 127 HCDAN You got it, pal. What's she look like? 128 HCDAN Sure thing. I'll do my best. 129 HCDAN ::he sobs uncontrollably for a few moments:: Very well. Go away. And realize that you've broken my heart. 130 HCDAN See ya, loser. 131 HCDAN She's blonde, sexy, and has the most incredible singing voice... I last saw her walking around this area. She didn't like mutants or ghouls, so she wouldn't have been near any of them. Nobody knows where she went. It's like she just disappeared. 132 HCDAN That should be enough. 133 HCDAN Well? Have you found her? My heart aches with every moment. 134 HCDAN Sorry, pal, still looking. 135 HCDAN Yeah, I found her. 136 HCDAN No, not yet. I'll keep looking. 137 HCDAN Oh, my aching heart. Please let me know when you find her. 138 HCDAN Sure, sure thing. 139 HCDAN Actually, I'm not going to look for her anymore. 140 HCDAN You found her? ::his eyes light up:: Where? 141 HCDAN Was she a hottie with no legs? 142 HCDAN I found a group of dead people in the tunnels below the city. She was one of them. I'm sorry. 143 HCDAN What? No! She had great legs! 144 HCDAN Oh. Right. Well, she hasn't got great legs now. She really got savaged, and her legs are OFF. She's totally dead, and she suffered before she died. 145 HCDAN Right. Well, I think I found her in the tunnels below the city. She's dead. I'm very sorry. 146 HCDAN Thank you for telling me. I think I have to go cry. 147 HCDAN Yeah, you go cry, you pansy loser. 148 HCDAN Sorry, pal. 149 HCDAN I hate you! Everyone hates you! Go die! ::sob:: 150 HCDAN I found a letter on your wife. It indicates that she may have been part of a conspiracy to kill the mutants in Broken Hills. 151 HCDAN Oh my God! I... I can't believe that... It's not... [Sighs deeply]. I suppose it may be true. She seemed to hate every mutant and ghoul she came into contact with. I never knew why. 152 HCDAN Be that as it may, you may want to consider that the murders might not stop with your wife. If she was implicated, you may be as well. 153 HCDAN You don't mean to say that my life is in danger too? Oh dear. You may be right. I've been hearing noises outside the house at night. Whispers and shuffles. 154 HCDAN It might be a good idea to leave. Watch your back. Good luck. 155 HCDAN Thanks so much for your help. I'm not staying here any longer than I have to. 156 HCDAN You informed Dan of his wife's murder. 100 HCDOC You see a wizened old man wearing a doctor�s coat. 101 HCDOC You see Doc Holliday. 102 HCDOC You see a wizened old man in a slightly bloody doctor�s coat. The man radiates an air of knowledge. He also seems slightly sickly. 103 HCDOC ::wheeze:: Hi there. I�m Doc Holliday. How can I help you? 104 HCDOC Now what do you want? 105 HCDOC Ouchie! 106 HCDOC I�m hurt and need healing. 107 HCDOC One of my friends is hurt and needs healing. 108 HCDOC What do you do here? 109 HCDOC Tell me about the town. 110 HCDOC Any gossip? 111 HCDOC Just sell me some stimpacks. 112 HCDOC Forget it. Sorry. 113 HCDOC Let me take a look at that. I can heal you, but it�ll cost. 114 HCDOC How much? 115 HCDOC Forget it. 116 HCDOC Yes, I can heal this� ::wheeze:: for a price. 117 HCDOC How much? 118 HCDOC Forget it. 119 HCDOC What do I do here? You�re in a hospital. I�m wearing a doctor�s coat. I�m covered with blood. There are sharp, pointy things lying all around. Either I�m a successful killer or a fair doctor. Take your pick. 120 HCDOC I guess I can call you a doctor. 121 HCDOC Don�t get smart with me, old man. 122 HCDOC A really good doctor wouldn�t be getting blood all over himself. 123 HCDOC Let�s see. I was born here years ago. Place was just getting started. I picked up when I was a teen and tooled around the place for a while. Met a woman. Fell in love. She died of sickness. I decided then that I was going to become a doctor. 124 HCDOC Yeah? Go on. 125 HCDOC We were talking about Broken Hills, not your history. 126 HCDOC You�d be surprised what people say when they�re in pain. 127 HCDOC Oh yeah? Like what? 128 HCDOC I changed my mind. I�d rather ask other questions. 129 HCDOC That�ll cost you $50. 130 HCDOC I�ll pay. 131 HCDOC Forget it. 132 HCDOC For wounds like that, you�ll be losing $100. 133 HCDOC I�ll pay. 134 HCDOC Forget it. 135 HCDOC That looks like it must have hurt. Going to hurt your wallet, too... $150. 136 HCDOC I�ll pay. 137 HCDOC Forget it. 138 HCDOC Ouch! You�re going to need some serious patching. $200. 139 HCDOC I�ll pay. 140 HCDOC Forget it. 141 HCDOC Whew� friend, this is going to hurt you a lot. $300 and you�re good as new. 142 HCDOC I�ll pay. 143 HCDOC Forget it. 144 HCDOC He should be okay after a little help from me� ::wheeze:: to the tune of $50. 145 HCDOC I�ll pay. 146 HCDOC Forget it. 147 HCDOC You been seeing some action? I remember back when I was a little spitfire. Got plenty of holes in me, too. This misadventure will cost you $100. 148 HCDOC I�ll pay. 149 HCDOC Forget it. 150 HCDOC Kid, do you take care of your friends? ::cough:: If you�re going to take care of this friend, you�ll need to pay $150. 151 HCDOC I�ll pay. 152 HCDOC Forget it. 153 HCDOC You must be pretty good to inspire loyalty like this from your friends. I hope you�re good... because this is going to cost ::cough:: $200. 154 HCDOC I�ll pay. 155 HCDOC Forget it. 156 HCDOC Ouch! I�ll need to put a cast on that or something. For my extensive medical knowledge, you�ll be parting with $300. 157 HCDOC I�ll pay. 158 HCDOC Forget it. 159 HCDOC Friend, you don�t have that kind of money. I can sell you some stimpacks if you like, but with the healing you�re looking for, you can�t afford what I can afford to give you. 160 HCDOC Give me the stimpacks. 161 HCDOC No thanks. 162 HCDOC It�s been a pleasure. 163 HCDOC Thanks. 164 HCDOC That�s not acceptable. 165 HCDOC How about this? 166 HCDOC It�s all I want to offer. So long. 167 HCDOC ::wheeze:: Are you hurt? Let me take a look at that. Do you have money? 168 HCDOC Mo-ney? 169 HCDOC �Es! 170 HCDOC Let me take a look at your bag. (he looks through your bag and takes something) Okay. Now, this may hurt a little bit. 171 HCDOC Hurt? 172 HCDOC Yes. Now� There! We�re done. Good luck to you, okay? Don�t get hurt! 173 HCDOC Tanks! 174 HCDOC That�s right. I�m a doctor. Good to see that intelligence is alive and well in the post-nuclear world. 175 HCDOC Ha! And it�s kicking around inside the body of a 70-year-old man! 176 HCDOC I don�t want to be taking shit from you, old man. 177 HCDOC Ummm.. Yeah. I had more questions. 178 HCDOC Bye. 179 HCDOC Threaten the only doctor in town. Good thinking. ::cough:: Friend, if you want something, you can ask politely. Otherwise, get the hell out of my hospital. 180 HCDOC Bite me, old man. Get ready to die. 181 HCDOC Yeah. Whatever. 182 HCDOC Sorry. Bad day. 183 HCDOC I was just kidding around. 184 HCDOC Stripling, you have a lot to learn about respect. 185 HCDOC Child, you have a lot to learn about humor. 186 HCDOC Yeah, all right. 187 HCDOC Okay, you�ve pissed me off. Now you�re going to need to heal yourself. 188 HCDOC (You can see a glint of laughter in his eyes behind his glasses.) Don�t see it too many other places these days. The young of the world, for example� 189 HCDOC Hey! 190 HCDOC Old man, don�t push me. 191 HCDOC ...are the repository of what our elders once knew... 192 HCDOC Yeah, yeah, yeah� I gotta go. 193 HCDOC Relax, kid. Just joking around with you. 194 HCDOC Yeah, I know. So� ummm� 195 HCDOC � and what we refuse to tell you little bastards! (he bursts out laughing) Kid, the next time you need to see me for some medical help, it�s on the house. 196 HCDOC I had some other questions. 197 HCDOC Thanks. I�ll see you around. 198 HCDOC You�re hurt? Let me fix that. 199 HCDOC Umm� 200 HCDOC Thanks. See ya! 201 HCDOC Who�s hurt? Oh, just line up and I'll take care of the lot of ya. 202 HCDOC One more thing� 203 HCDOC Thanks! Bye! 204 HCDOC Surprisingly little. Sorry, but when I�m concentrating on healing someone, I don�t usually pay attention to their innermost secrets. 205 HCDOC Oh. Will you answer more questions? 206 HCDOC So then I traveled to San Francisco and studied under the Chinese there� an old gentleman by the name of Mr. Fung taught me everything I know about medicine. He also taught me some wisdom. 207 HCDOC So then what happened? 208 HCDOC And this ties into Broken Hills how? 209 HCDOC I�m getting to that! Kids these days� so impatient. 210 HCDOC Sorry. Go on. 211 HCDOC This sucks. I�m outta here. 212 HCDOC Then, I came back here and watched Marcus build the town from the shanties I remember from my youth into the "sprawling metropolis" you see before you. I saw people attracted by promises of wealth. I saw people grow up and die. I saw the currents of history. 213 HCDOC So that means� 214 HCDOC That means that I don�t know most of the new people these days. Most of my memories are just that -- memories. 215 HCDOC Oh. Well, thanks for the story. 216 HCDOC You jerk! You made me wait that long for nothing? 217 HCDOC No, thank you for listening to me ramble. Next time you�re here and need healing, it�s on the house. 218 HCDOC Thanks! So anyway� 219 HCDOC Thanks. So long! 220 HCDOC Yeah. Hope it was worth it! (he cackles) 221 HCDOC No. Not really. Tell me something else. 222 HCDOC No. You shriveled old jerk. Bye. 300 HCDOC Who would you like me to heal? 301 HCDOC Vic. 302 HCDOC Myron. 303 HCDOC Marcus. 304 HCDOC MacRae. 305 HCDOC Sulik. 306 HCDOC Lenny. 307 HCDOC Cyberdog. 308 HCDOC Doc. 309 HCDOC Goris. 310 HCDOC Davin. 311 HCDOC Miria. 312 HCDOC Robobrain. 313 HCDOC Nevermind. 314 HCDOC You�re hurt? Let me fix that. I'll take care of your companions too. 315 HCDOC There ya' go. All better. 316 HCDOC [continue] 400 HCDOC Dogmeat. 100 HCELMO You see a bleary-eyed mutant. 101 HCELMO You see Elmo, the drunken mutant. 102 HCELMO You see a bleary-eyed mutant who appears to have difficulty focusing on you. 103 HCELMO Oh, my aching head. 104 HCELMO Why do I always wake up in jail? 105 HCELMO Someone stop the room spinning... 106 HCELMO I think I'm gonna puke. 107 HCELMO Porcelain goddess, hear my cry! Ooh, my head... 108 HCELMO Shhhhhh! Please! Shhhhh! 109 HCELMO Does someone have my shades? 110 HCELMO Marcus must be pissed that I keep gettin' drunk like this. 111 HCELMO Y'got any booze? Hair o' the dog and all that. 112 HCELMO Man, I'm thirsty. 113 HCELMO Geez...one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer, and suddenly I'm in jail. 114 HCELMO Don't show me food... don't show me food... 115 HCELMO ...don't go in the corner... I puked there. 116 HCELMO Man...another night in the drunk tank. 117 HCELMO Wanna fight? I'm kinda wasted. 118 HCELMO ::weave:: ::stagger:: 100 HCENCHA You see a person clad in black leather armor, wearing a grim expression and carrying a powerful gun. 101 HCENCHA You see 102 HCENCHA You see a caravan guard, covered in the dust of the trail and sweat of combat; you infer this to mean that the caravan routes are growing more dangerous these days. 103 HCENCHA Help you? 104 HCENCHA Aggle ok too! 105 HCENCHA Me work �yere? 106 HCENCHA Yes, I�m looking for the caravan master. 107 HCENCHA I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions about Chad. 108 HCENCHA Who are you? 109 HCENCHA Sorry about Chad. Who�s the new boss? 110 HCENCHA No, thanks. 111 HCENCHA If you�re looking for work, you might want to talk to Bill, the guy inside there. In-SIDE. He might understand you. Good luck! 112 HCENCHA Duhhhh� 113 HCENCHA That�d be 114 HCENCHA Yes. 115 HCENCHA No. 116 HCENCHA You got questions, maybe I got answers. Whaddya wanna know? 117 HCENCHA What�s he like? 118 HCENCHA Can he be trusted? 119 HCENCHA Where does he get his money? 120 HCENCHA What�s his history? 121 HCENCHA Forget it. See you later. 122 HCENCHA Me? I�m 123 HCENCHA You�re sorry about Chad? Ha! Made a nice profit, did you? The new boss is 124 HCENCHA Bye. 125 HCENCHA In that case, you wanna talk to Bill, the Outfitter of Broken Hills. He can hook you up. 126 HCENCHA Thanks. 127 HCENCHA All right. See ya, then. 128 HCENCHA What�s he like? Well, he�s friendly, but abrasive. He�s a good boss, and usually fair to us. He doesn�t treat us badly or anything, if that�s what you mean. Any more questions? 129 HCENCHA I always kind of assumed he�d brought it with him -- and plenty of it, at that. It�s not the sort of thing you ask a guy, you know. Any more questions? 130 HCENCHA Well, he�s a little shady, I guess� but then, so are most people these days. Any other questions? 131 HCENCHA I have no idea what his history is. I mean, just about all of us caravan guards are drifters who came here for the job. Figure he�s another one who had to vacate someplace else in a hurry. Any more questions? 132 HCENCHA Because I�m the new boss, I�m probably about the only person here who doesn�t hate you. What can I do for you? 133 HCENCHA I want a job. 134 HCENCHA You skimming off the top? 135 HCENCHA When�s the next caravan leave? 136 HCENCHA Nothing, thanks. 137 HCENCHA Talk to Bill, just like always. 138 HCENCHA Okay. 139 HCENCHA After what happened to Chad? I don�t think so. Anything else? 140 HCENCHA We�re here. Here�s your $500. If you want to come back, we leave at the end of the day. You�ll earn the money on the way back, too, if you want it. One way or another, though, we�re leaving then. 141 HCENCHA See ya. 142 HCENCHA You ready to leave? 143 HCENCHA Thanks. Here�s your $500. You want a new job, talk to Bill. 144 HCENCHA You sick loser! You�re gonna die now! 145 HCENCHA Umm� 150 HCENCHA , the caravan guard. 151 HCENCHA . I�m a guard for Bill�s caravans. Anything else? 152 HCENCHA . 153 HCENCHA . Should be around here somewhere. Looking for a job? 154 HCENCHA . Good luck working with him. Jerk. 200 HCENCHA Chad 201 HCENCHA Hatch 202 HCENCHA Stark 203 HCENCHA Darin 204 HCENCHA Michael 205 HCENCHA Harry 206 HCENCHA Jake 207 HCENCHA Matt 208 HCENCHA Ted 209 HCENCHA Clay 210 HCENCHA Scott 211 HCENCHA Prentiss 212 HCENCHA Eddie 213 HCENCHA John 214 HCENCHA Max 301 HCENCHA Tawni 302 HCENCHA Kim 303 HCENCHA Urs 304 HCENCHA Susan 305 HCENCHA Cindy 306 HCENCHA Jen 307 HCENCHA Lisa 308 HCENCHA Buffy 309 HCENCHA Heather 310 HCENCHA Cathy 311 HCENCHA Lori 312 HCENCHA Mary 313 HCENCHA Julie 100 HCENCHB You see a bored person dressed in leather armor. 101 HCENCHB You see (x), the caravan guard. 102 HCENCHB You see a dusty, bored person wearing leather armor. From the brahmin stench and the confident walk, this person is clearly a caravan guard. 103 HCENCHB Can I help you with something? 104 HCENCHB Urg? 105 HCENCHB Ny work here! 106 HCENCHB Who are you? 107 HCENCHB What can you tell me about Chad? 108 HCENCHB I got no patience for idiots. Sorry, pal, but you�ll have to find someone else to play with. 109 HCENCHB ::sniff:: 110 HCENCHB I�m (x). I�m one of the caravan guards. 111 HCENCHB What can you tell me about Chad? 112 HCENCHB Thanks. Bye. 113 HCENCHB Chad�s a good guy. Tough, but fair. Lavish with his rewards for those of us who work well. 114 HCENCHB Who are you? 115 HCENCHB Thanks. Bye. 116 HCENCHB Thanks. No, really. Thanks for screwing up our bonuses. The only people Chad was hurting were the people we traded with; he was helping us out, and you screwed that up. Loser. 117 HCENCHB Bye. 118 HCENCHB It�s the enemy! Die! 100 HCERIC You see a greasy, sweating man. 101 HCERIC You see Eric. 102 HCERIC You see a greasy, sweating man. He looks quite miserable. 103 HCERIC Like this town needed any more hard luck. Like *I* needed any more. 104 HCERIC Come in already! Close the door behind you! Don't let in the flies! 105 HCERIC Dries? F-f-f! 106 HCERIC All right, all right. No need to shout. 107 HCERIC Are you shouting at me? 108 HCERIC I'll let in all the damn flies I want. Loser. 109 HCERIC Right. So long. 110 HCERIC Close the door! Please! Go away and take those damn flies with you! 111 HCERIC D'okay! 112 HCERIC Sorry. I'm just a little on edge. All these damn flies and no air conditioning. If I just had a little more power I'd be able to shake 'em... but I don't. 113 HCERIC Who are you? 114 HCERIC How do you get the power? 115 HCERIC Why are the flies coming here? 116 HCERIC You could try bathing, you know. 117 HCERIC Tough luck for you, pal. So long. 118 HCERIC Hmm. Too bad. So long. 119 HCERIC There's a power generating station downtown that controls the power to the city. If you could just go there and get permission to give me a little more energy for my air conditioning, I'd be grateful. 120 HCERIC How grateful? Cash or equipment? 121 HCERIC Yeah, I'll do it for you. 122 HCERIC I haven't got time. Maybe later. 123 HCERIC Are you nuts? No way. Maybe you'll get so miserable you die. Do the world a favor. 124 HCERIC They come here because for some odd reason I exude fly nutrients. My body is rich with food for them, and this sweating just makes it worse. 125 HCERIC That's just plain nasty. Why not take a bath or something? 126 HCERIC Then I'll be doing you a favor by killing you. 127 HCERIC I see. That's more than I needed to know. Goodbye. 128 HCERIC I've tried that. I've tried everything. The only thing that keeps the flies off me is not to sweat... and when I don't have enough power to keep cool, I can't. 129 HCERIC I see. I have more questions. 130 HCERIC I see. Goodbye. 131 HCERIC Yes? 132 HCERIC I talked to Brian and he said the power rations are so tight that he can't possibly allow you to increase your share. 133 HCERIC Where do the flies come from? 134 HCERIC Have you tried bathing? 135 HCERIC Where's the power generator? 136 HCERIC Who are you? 137 HCERIC It's much nicer in here. Comfy? 138 HCERIC Nothing. Forget it. 139 HCERIC I could scrape a little something together for you if you did it. I can't promise much, but then, it's not too huge a favor, either. 140 HCERIC You've got a deal. Just make sure to have something for me when I get your power for you. 141 HCERIC I'll do it for free. No charge. 142 HCERIC Forget it. I don't want to do it. 143 HCERIC Let me think about it. 144 HCERIC I can't tell you how grateful I am to you. Please let me know as soon as you're done so I can turn up the air conditioning and take a bath. 145 HCERIC Will do. I had some other questions. 146 HCERIC Will do. So long. 147 HCERIC Please don't wait too long for this... I'm getting really sick of all these flies. 148 HCERIC Sure. I had some other questions. 149 HCERIC Sure. I'll let you know. 150 HCERIC Thanks ever so much for your compassion. That's sarcasm, by the way, in case you hadn't noticed. Get the hell out of my house. 151 HCERIC Why not go to hell and die? 152 HCERIC So long, fly boy! 153 HCERIC The power generator's on your left as you come into Broken Hills from the outside world. It's run by a guy named Brian, a lazy son of a bitch who does as little work as possible. 154 HCERIC Sounds like a real piece of work. Thanks. I have more questions. 155 HCERIC I see. Well, that's all for now. 156 HCERIC I'm Eric. I used to run the hotel in town, but I had to sell it because of my fly problem. I also ran the tavern, but had to get out of that, too, for the same reason. Finally, I used to run the generator, but flies kept getting into it. 157 HCERIC That's an awful lot of jobs. I have more questions. 158 HCERIC I see. So long! 159 HCERIC He said that, did he? Well, you tell him that the generator is uranium powered and that the miniscule amount of energy I require would barely register on the generator. And tell him I want my power! 160 HCERIC Will do! Nice speech! 161 HCERIC I'll tell him. I have other questions. 162 HCERIC Sure. Bye. 163 HCERIC You're done with the generator? Thank you so, so much. I can't even begin to describe how grateful I am. 164 HCERIC The common way to express thanks is through gifts of money or equipment. 165 HCERIC Don't, then. I'm fine with your thanks. 166 HCERIC Francis the mutant has a power fist. He keeps betting it in arm-wrestling contests. The problem is being stronger than him. If you're interested, I can give you some pills that should give you the edge over him. 167 HCERIC Sure thing. 168 HCERIC I'd rather have cash, if you have it. 169 HCERIC I don't want a reward. 170 HCERIC These pills are called buffouts. They'll increase your strength, but your mind will suffer for a little bit. Don't take too many or you might get hooked. Good luck with the fist! 171 HCERIC Thanks! So long! 172 HCERIC Do you think you can help me with my fly problem? I'd be very grateful. 173 HCERIC How grateful? 174 HCERIC Sure thing. 175 HCERIC Let me think about it. 176 HCERIC No way in hell. 177 HCERIC Here's all the money I have... $150. Thank you. 178 HCERIC No, thank you. So long. 179 HCERIC Then I'm doubly grateful. Oh... I hear you're looking for a GECK. Try asking around in NCR. It's to the south. 180 HCERIC Thanks! Bye! 181 HCERIC Oh yes. The flies have lessened, the air is cool, and I'm less sweaty. Better deal for everyone all around! 182 HCERIC I'll say. Well, that's all. So long! 100 HCFEMALE You see a female human. 101 HCFEMALE You see a female townsperson. 102 HCFEMALE You see a female townsperson. Though her clothing is not fine, she seems proud of herself. 147 HCFEMALE Is nowhere safe now? 148 HCFEMALE When did thuggery become so common? 149 HCFEMALE I�m thinking about moving� it�s not safe here anymore. 150 HCFEMALE I heard Franc and Manson are real mutie-haters. 151 HCFEMALE I�m glad they got out� I wonder where they are now. 152 HCFEMALE Franc and Manson are poison. This town will never be the same until they�re caught again. 153 HCFEMALE Who would kill those guards? That�s inhuman. 154 HCFEMALE I can�t believe that this town used to be so peaceful. 155 HCFEMALE How did you manage to convince the guards to let those two bastards out? 156 HCFEMALE Thanks for letting out Franc and Manson. They weren�t causing any real trouble. 157 HCFEMALE Where are Franc and Manson now? They really should be back in jail. 158 HCFEMALE Some of my best friends are mutants and ghouls� 159 HCFEMALE I wish we had some more lightbulbs. 160 HCFEMALE What�s that smell? 161 HCFEMALE I�m worried that NCR might try to suck us in. 162 HCFEMALE Do you think New Reno would be a good place to live? 163 HCFEMALE I don�t have anything against mutants, but they�re so funny looking. 164 HCFEMALE I�d tell you "nice work," but you�d probably turn me in. 165 HCFEMALE Jacob and Aileen were mutie-haters, huh? They seemed so nice. 166 HCFEMALE Come on� Aileen? 167 HCFEMALE I can�t believe that human/mutant relations have sunk so low. 168 HCFEMALE Marcus must be pissed at the humans now. 169 HCFEMALE I think all us humans better just relax and breathe easy for a while. 170 HCFEMALE I heard the mutants are getting together to destroy the humans! 171 HCFEMALE What do the ghouls think about all this? 172 HCFEMALE The mine� destroyed� our homes are worthless now. 173 HCFEMALE We�re ruined. 174 HCFEMALE This is the end of Broken Hills. 175 HCFEMALE I�m gonna head for NCR. 176 HCFEMALE Who would do such a thing? 177 HCFEMALE My god� the mine� 178 HCFEMALE Where�s the justice in the world? 179 HCFEMALE I guess I�ll just kill myself. Without the mine, I can�t support myself. 180 HCFEMALE Oh, baby� life is hard. 181 HCFEMALE Wow� I never knew anyone strong enough to beat Francis. 182 HCFEMALE You�re so strong! 183 HCFEMALE You�re real tough, huh? 184 HCFEMALE Sometimes I feel like a magic 8-ball. I just spout random sayings and walk away. 185 HCFEMALE Have you ever wrestled a deathclaw? 186 HCFEMALE Are you as smart as you are strong? 187 HCFEMALE Francis sure seems happy lately. 188 HCFEMALE Francis has quite a glow. Did he get laid? 189 HCFEMALE Hey there, gimp! 190 HCFEMALE Still walking straight? 191 HCFEMALE Did Francis hurt you? 192 HCFEMALE You got a little stain, there. 193 HCFEMALE How could you be stupid enough to wrestle Francis for those odds? 194 HCFEMALE I hope you enjoyed it as much as Francis did. 195 HCFEMALE Those poor people. 196 HCFEMALE Who fell down Jacob�s ladder? 197 HCFEMALE (see other floats from 1) 198 HCFEMALE Glad to have you in town. 199 HCFEMALE Gonna stick around for a while? 200 HCFEMALE I hope you like it here! 201 HCFEMALE You�re doing a fine job. Ever consider being sheriff? 202 HCFEMALE Town seems so much nicer, lately. 203 HCFEMALE I think things are finally starting to go our way. 204 HCFEMALE Get away from me, scumbag. 205 HCFEMALE I don�t associate with your kind. 206 HCFEMALE Who let you in? 207 HCFEMALE I don�t know why they don�t run you out of town. 208 HCFEMALE Please leave me alone. 209 HCFEMALE Don't bother me. 210 HCFEMALE I can't help you. Go away. 211 HCFEMALE Die in the desert, jerk. 212 HCFEMALE Go away. 213 HCFEMALE Help me! 214 HCFEMALE He's over here! 215 HCFEMALE Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! 216 HCFEMALE Traitor! 217 HCFEMALE Scumbag! 218 HCFEMALE Leave me alone! 219 HCFEMALE No! No! No! 220 HCFEMALE Don't touch me! 221 HCFEMALE Don't hurt me! 250 HCFEMALE Those poor people. 251 HCFEMALE Who fell down Jacob�s ladder? 252 HCFEMALE Well, look what the desert dragged in. 253 HCFEMALE Some of my best friends are mutants and ghouls� 254 HCFEMALE I wish we had some more lightbulbs. 255 HCFEMALE What�s that smell? 256 HCFEMALE I�m worried that NCR might try to suck us in. 257 HCFEMALE Do you think New Reno would be a good place to live? 258 HCFEMALE I don�t have anything against mutants, but they�re so funny looking. 259 HCFEMALE Life is hard. Phil�s rotgut shouldn�t be. 260 HCFEMALE I can�t believe that son of a bitch. 261 HCFEMALE My cat�s breath smells like cat food. 100 HCFRANCI You see a powerfully-built super-mutant. He looks bored. 101 HCFRANCI You see Francis, the mutant arm wrestler. 102 HCFRANCI You see a powerfully built super-mutant. He is clad in black leather, and boredom is written across his face. 103 HCFRANCI Help you out with something? 104 HCFRANCI Ook! Ook! Eep orp ook! 105 HCFRANCI Hoo you? 106 HCFRANCI Hey, buddy. Who are you? 107 HCFRANCI What�s there to do in this place? 108 HCFRANCI Are you up for an arm-wrestle, Mr. Iron-Pecs? 109 HCFRANCI Pal, I�ve got no idea what you�re trying to say. Sorry. 110 HCFRANCI I�m Francis. I�m the arm-wrestling champ of this town. I�ve got a running bet that no one can beat me. 111 HCFRANCI I�m Francis, remember? The arm-wrestling champion of the town? I�ve got a running bet that no one can beat me. 112 HCFRANCI I beat you! Me! Me! 113 HCFRANCI I�ll bet you haven�t had many takers. 114 HCFRANCI I�ll bet I could. 115 HCFRANCI That good, huh? 116 HCFRANCI What�s to do in town? Well, let�s see� there�s the saloon, the mines, the refinery, and the caravan. We haven�t got much time for fun here, and what we do have, we generally devote to drinking. Also, we work on human/mutant relations. 117 HCFRANCI How� exciting. 118 HCFRANCI All right, thanks. 119 HCFRANCI Human/mutant relations? What do you mean? 120 HCFRANCI I�m always ready. You wanna go? 121 HCFRANCI No, I�m just asking for my health. 122 HCFRANCI Umm, no. 123 HCFRANCI Of course I do. 124 HCFRANCI [he sizes you up and gauges your musculature] I don�t think so, pal. It'd just be a waste of my time. Piss off. 125 HCFRANCI You think you can take me, eh? All right. You win, you get this power fist. I win, and you�re my gimp for a night. Do you want to do it now, or would you like to take some time to rest up? 126 HCFRANCI Rest! Rest! 127 HCFRANCI Now. We now! 128 HCFRANCI I�d like to rest up first. 129 HCFRANCI I�m game for it now. 130 HCFRANCI I changed my mind. I don�t want to wrestle you. 131 HCFRANCI That�s the truth. Looks like there�s no one in this whole godforsaken wasteland who�ll go for it, either. 132 HCFRANCI Pity, that. If I find anyone, I�ll send them your way. Bye. 133 HCFRANCI Just because you�re strong doesn�t mean you�re smart, pal. Remember that. 134 HCFRANCI Buddy, if you don�t like it here, there�s a whole world outside. 135 HCFRANCI No problem. Anything else you need, feel free to ask Phil the bartender or someone else. 136 HCFRANCI Buddy, do you want to arm-wrestle or not? I haven�t got the time to waste with snitty remarks and cowards. 137 HCFRANCI Yeah, sure. Let�s do it. 138 HCFRANCI No, I don�t think so. 139 HCFRANCI You come on back and find me when you�re ready, then. I should be around. 140 HCFRANCI Get out of here before my stupid brain decides to beat your face in. 141 HCFRANCI Backing out, eh? Coward. I figured as much. 142 HCFRANCI All right, all right, I�ll do it. 143 HCFRANCI Yeah, whatever. See ya. 144 HCFRANCI Well, pal, that�s the first time anyone�s ever beaten me in a fair contest. You win. Take this. Well done. 145 HCFRANCI You lost. No big surprise. Time to come on home with me. 146 HCFRANCI I tell you what, buddy, I ain�t seen an arm like that in ages. You use that right, you�ll go far. Enjoy the glove! 147 HCFRANCI Didn�t you get enough of me before? Do you want to try again? Same deal? 148 HCFRANCI Yeah, let�s do it. 149 HCFRANCI No, sorry. 150 HCFRANCI I�ve heard about you. I don�t associate with scum. 151 HCFRANCI Buddy, thanks for stepping in to save our town. Let me buy you a drink. 152 HCFRANCI Howdy, hero! 153 HCFRANCI Scum! Die! 154 HCFRANCI You may�ve noticed that we got both mutants and humans in the city. We�re trying to work it so that we all live in peace. Unfortunately, there are some who want to destroy that. Our leader, Marcus, helped found the city. Do you want to hear more? 155 HCFRANCI Yeah, tell me more. 156 HCFRANCI No, not really. 157 HCFRANCI Frankly, I think you mutants are scum and these humans are traitors for working with you. 158 HCFRANCI Sometimes I worry about the people here... it's too hard for some of them to get past their fear. Word has it there's a shit storm coming down the pike - but that might just be rumor. 159 HCFRANCI Thanks. Bye. 160 HCFRANCI All right. Well, if you need any more information, you know where to find me. 161 HCFRANCI Sure. Thanks. Bye. 162 HCFRANCI Really? That�s a fascinating attitude. Too bad we didn�t crush your village when we controlled the wasteland. Get out of my sight, worm. 200 HCFRANCI -done- 00000201 HCFRANCI Bye. 202 HCFRANCI Thanks. Bye. 203 HCFRANCI -more- 00000204 HCFRANCI Sure. Thanks. Bye. 300 HCFRANCI Pal, I don't think you'd know how to use what I've got to offer. Come back when you've got a little more experience under your belt. 301 HCFRANCI You see a powerfully-built super-mutant. He is clad in black leather, and boredom is written across his face. He seems to have a massive gauntlet of some sort poking out of his pouch. 302 HCFRANCI You feel sore. You seem to be carrying a memento of your visit with Francis. 400 HCFRANCI Urrggghh! 401 HCFRANCI Arrrrr! 402 HCFRANCI Aiiigggggg. 403 HCFRANCI Rnnrnrnrnnrrr. 404 HCFRANCI Hagggahhhaaaggga. 405 HCFRANCI Hominahominahomina. 406 HCFRANCI Eeeeeccchhhh. 407 HCFRANCI Grunt! 408 HCFRANCI Groan! 409 HCFRANCI Ouchie! 410 HCFRANCI Ow! My arm! 411 HCFRANCI Ha ha! Gotcha! 500 HCFRANCI Over the top, Francis! Over the top! 501 HCFRANCI Man, that's what I call an ARMs race! Hahahah! 502 HCFRANCI Geez, you guys should join the ARMy. Har Har Har! 503 HCFRANCI I gotta HAND it to you, friend. You're WRISTing your life trying to beat Francis! 504 HCFRANCI Ouch! Right in the metacarpals! 505 HCFRANCI Hey, Francis! You should TRICEP-arating the arm from the shoulder. 506 HCFRANCI This fight sure is HUMERUS! Guffaw Guffaw! 507 HCFRANCI Use your clavicle, Francis! Use your clavicle! 508 HCFRANCI Uh oh... I'd better get out of 'ARM's way! Ha ha ha! 509 HCFRANCI Look at them biceps go! 510 HCFRANCI I think I hear a tendon getting ready to pop... 511 HCFRANCI You know, a simple calculation of mass ratio would seem to favor Francis. 512 HCFRANCI Francis! Fran-CIS! FRAN-CIS! 513 HCFRANCI Lick 'em, Francis! No, not with your tongue! 530 HCFRANCI All right Francis! You sure SHOULD-ER! 531 HCFRANCI Way to go Francis! 532 HCFRANCI Whoa! I've never seen that happen before! 599 HCFRANCI I found a note in the tunnels with the names Francis and Zaius on it. Looks like you've been committing some crimes. 600 HCFRANCI Damn it. Zaius left notes lying out again, eh? Well, human, let me tell you this: I knew there are people trying to kill mutants in this town, and I knew that Marcus would only arrest them with evidence. I just wanted to make it happen with as little bloodshed as possible. 601 HCFRANCI So you killed innocents, huh? 602 HCFRANCI Sure. So what do you propose to do about it? 603 HCFRANCI Innocents? Ha! The people I killed were trying to kill ME! I just returned the favor and made sure their deaths served another purpose - one that might further the cause of peace. 604 HCFRANCI But this way you're still nothing more than a criminal and a murderer - and I only have your word that there's a conspiracy. 605 HCFRANCI The only thing that'll satisfy the cause of peace is for all the murderers to die. And I'm going to do my part by killing you. 606 HCFRANCI If you talked to some of the people in town about your hatred of mutants, you'd find out about the conspiracy. I know two wrongs don't make a right, but I call it self-defense. I did something wrong, and I admit it. I can't stay here. I'll set out to find a way to atone for my actions... That satisfy your sense of justice? 607 HCFRANCI It'll have to. 608 HCFRANCI No, it doesn't. I'm going to kill you myself. 700 HCFRANCI You beat Francis at armwrestling. 701 HCFRANCI You confronted Francis about the note to Zaius. 100 HCFRANK You see a scruffy, dirty, angry man. 101 HCFRANK You see Franc, one of the local mutant haters. 102 HCFRANK You see a scruffy, dirty, angry man, who looks like he�d appreciate nothing more than putting a bullet in someone�s head. He carries himself like a rabid animal. 103 HCFRANK Whadda you want? 104 HCFRANK Aggggg! ::drool:: 105 HCFRANK You! Me! Go! 106 HCFRANK Who are you? 107 HCFRANK Why are you in jail? 108 HCFRANK What can you tell me about this place? 109 HCFRANK What can you tell me about Marcus? 110 HCFRANK I got no idea what you�re saying, freak. Get out of my sight. 111 HCFRANK Oooooh� 112 HCFRANK I�m Franc. I�d ask who you are, but I don�t care. 113 HCFRANK Oh, a tough guy, eh? 114 HCFRANK That�s okay. I don�t care who you are, either. 115 HCFRANK Yeah, whatever. Bye. 116 HCFRANK I�m here because the "man" who runs this place from behind the scenes doesn�t trust me and what I�m telling the people of this town. I�m giving the truth about mutants and Marcus doesn�t like it. I�m being silenced for my beliefs. 117 HCFRANK Sounds harsh. 118 HCFRANK Or maybe it�s because you�re a hatemonger who�s trying to scare people into taking out people who are different? 119 HCFRANK Yeah, that�s interesting. What can you tell me about Broken Hills? 120 HCFRANK Suuuure. What can you tell me about Marcus? 121 HCFRANK Oookay. Bye. 122 HCFRANK Place used to be a paradise. Then the mutants came and turned it into a shithole. Now we�re all expected to forget about the past and live peaceful with �em. Not me! Live free or die! 123 HCFRANK Not quite what I was looking for, but thanks anyway. What can you tell me about Marcus? 124 HCFRANK Umm, okay. So long. 125 HCFRANK Marcus tells everyone he helped discover the city. He didn�t. It was humans here first, and him and his crowd moved in and took over and expected ever�one else to bend over and let the mutants give it to �em. Marcus is the ringleader of that whole circus. 126 HCFRANK You�re really crazy, I think. 127 HCFRANK Damn mutants. Just as I thought. 128 HCFRANK Yeah, I am a tough guy. If I weren�t in jail, I�d prove it to you. You think you�re tough? Think you can prove it, loser? 129 HCFRANK Of course. 130 HCFRANK I don�t have anything to prove to you, lowlife. 131 HCFRANK Get the hell out of my sight, you jerk! I�d kill you if I had the chance! 132 HCFRANK Bye. 133 HCFRANK The law �round here is based on mutant love. Do you hate mutants? 134 HCFRANK Yes. 135 HCFRANK No. 136 HCFRANK Yeah? Then go talk to Jacob, the chemist. I�ll catch you later. 137 HCFRANK Mutie-lover! Get outta here! I don�t want to breathe the same air as you! 138 HCFRANK You again? What do you want? 139 HCFRANK Tell me about Broken Hills. 140 HCFRANK Tell me about Marcus. 141 HCFRANK Why are you in jail? 142 HCFRANK You talked to Jacob? What are you waiting for? Get us outta here! 143 HCFRANK Thanks for gettin� us outta there. Too bad we didn�t get t� kill anyone before we left. 144 HCFRANK Ha! Killin� those muties was almost worth being in the slammer! 145 HCFRANK Just set up the explosive switch, and we'll do the rest. 146 HCFRANK Great work, pal. We�re gettin� outta town. You probably oughta, too. So long! 147 HCFRANK You went and screwed that all up! You gotta die now, pal! 148 HCFRANK Lets' get out of here. 149 HCFRANK Nutting. ByeBye. 150 HCFRANK Nevermind. Bye. 151 HCFRANK This ain't justice. You oughta be ashamed of yourself. 152 HCFRANK Thanks for your help, friend. Let's go talk to Jacob and Aileen. 153 HCFRANK You have successfully performed the jailbreak. 154 HCFRANK Thanks for your help in the slammer, stranger. 100 HCGHOUL You see a weird mutant thing, with splotchy skin and a ghastly smile. 101 HCGHOUL You see a ghoul townsperson. 102 HCGHOUL You see a ghoul. Its skin looks like it�s ready to slough off the creature. It also looks like it�s readily accepted by the other townsfolk. 103 HCGHOUL Refinery work is tough. 104 HCGHOUL The mutants and humans seem to be on edge lately. 105 HCGHOUL I don�t like working near acid. 106 HCGHOUL This town is getting too full lately, it seems. 107 HCGHOUL Humans ain�t all bad. 108 HCGHOUL Welcome to Broken Hills. 109 HCGHOUL Where�d Hank go? Has anyone seen Hank? 110 HCGHOUL We�ve worked hard to make Broken Hills what it is today. 111 HCGHOUL When�s the next meal, anyway? 112 HCGHOUL Chad got arrested? The humans should be ashamed of themselves. 113 HCGHOUL Not all humans are like Chad. 114 HCGHOUL Bummer about Chad, man. 115 HCGHOUL I wonder if I can get in on that caravan action� 116 HCGHOUL Where�d Hank go? Has anyone seen Hank? 117 HCGHOUL We�ve worked hard to make Broken Hills what it is today. 118 HCGHOUL When�s the next meal, anyway? 119 HCGHOUL You don�t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. 120 HCGHOUL Stop! Hey� what�s that sound? 121 HCGHOUL Down with the oppressors! 122 HCGHOUL How could you kill Chad like that? 123 HCGHOUL What, was Chad violently resisting arrest or something? 124 HCGHOUL I see a dark day for Broken Hills. 125 HCGHOUL Chad got what was coming to him. 126 HCGHOUL Let the punishment fit the crime. 127 HCGHOUL Poor Chad. At least he didn�t have a family. 128 HCGHOUL The humans are pissed about Chad. 129 HCGHOUL The mutants better look out� the humans might want revenge for Chad. 130 HCGHOUL Who would do such a monstrous thing? 131 HCGHOUL With the mutants gone, we are truly defenseless against raiders. 132 HCGHOUL Marcus� Zaius� Francis� all the rest� gone� 133 HCGHOUL The future is grim. 134 HCGHOUL Was it the humans who did this? Was it Cameron? 135 HCGHOUL Who shall lead us now that Marcus is gone? 136 HCGHOUL Where can we turn for shelter now? 137 HCGHOUL Those NCR bastards. They�d better not come here any more, not if they know what�s good for them. 138 HCGHOUL I wonder if OUR humans were behind this� 139 HCGHOUL Thank you for saving the mutants. 140 HCGHOUL We ought to lynch the bastard who tried to poison our mutants. 141 HCGHOUL So much is happening� it�s making my head spin� 142 HCGHOUL I probably ought to get back to work. 143 HCGHOUL Who would have let those two ne�er-do-wells out? Killing guards, too� Marcus must be pissed. 144 HCGHOUL There�s some bloody business going on in town. 145 HCGHOUL Have you noticed that the town smells like trouble lately? 146 HCGHOUL I thought this would be a peaceful place to settle down. Seems I was wrong. 147 HCGHOUL Who�da thought that sort of violence could come to Broken Hills? 148 HCGHOUL Franc and Manson� someone�s got a death-wish for the mutants. 149 HCGHOUL How could you let those two out of jail? 150 HCGHOUL You should be ashamed of yourself. 151 HCGHOUL I hope you�re right that Franc and Manson don�t pose a threat� the mutants will blame you for it. 152 HCGHOUL Franc and Manson� back in society� hoo boy. Maybe I�ll leave town. 153 HCGHOUL There�s some bloody business going on in town. 154 HCGHOUL Have you noticed that the town smells like trouble lately? 155 HCGHOUL Well done on bringing those jerks to justice! 156 HCGHOUL I always thought Jacob was a little strange. 157 HCGHOUL That�ll teach the humans that they can�t flaunt the laws. 158 HCGHOUL Come on� Aileen? I don�t believe she�d do it. 159 HCGHOUL What a blow to the humans! They�re very ashamed of themselves right now. Very defensive. 160 HCGHOUL Will Broken Hills ever be able to mend the rift between humans and mutants? 161 HCGHOUL Those bastards, Jacob and Aileen, always treated me like a second-class citizen. This�ll teach �em. 162 HCGHOUL I don�t think Broken Hills will ever recover from the loss of the mine� 163 HCGHOUL All the mutants� dead� 164 HCGHOUL � now we�ll never know if we could have made peace between the mutants and the humans� 165 HCGHOUL Time to head out and see what the rest of the world has to offer� ain�t worth it to dig out the mines. 166 HCGHOUL I wonder if anywhere else in California needs uranium refiners? 167 HCGHOUL Guess I�ll head back to Gecko now� 168 HCGHOUL You god-rotting bastard. 169 HCGHOUL Have you no shame, no decency? 170 HCGHOUL Why do you try to destroy our town? 171 HCGHOUL Don�t you realize that if you�d destroyed the mine, you�d have destroyed us all as well? 172 HCGHOUL I don�t want to talk to you. 173 HCGHOUL Go away. 174 HCGHOUL Good work. 175 HCGHOUL Too bad those people died under the city. 176 HCGHOUL I wonder how those people dug the tunnels without us noticing. 177 HCGHOUL Now we know what Franc and Manson were up to. 178 HCGHOUL Those poor, poor people. Their poor families. 180 HCGHOUL Don't hurt me. 181 HCGHOUL Leave me alone. 182 HCGHOUL No! No! No! 183 HCGHOUL I'll be going now. 100 HCHENCH You see a person carrying a powerful weapon. 101 HCHENCH You see a member of Broken Hills' trading and protection corps. 102 HCHENCH You see a person carrying a powerful weapon and covered in the dust of the trail. 103 HCHENCH I tell ya, one more group of highwaymen and I'm wearing dynamite on the next trip. 104 HCHENCH Sure could use some more help on the caravans. 105 HCHENCH Man...Unity Patrol work gets really, really old. 106 HCHENCH So then I saw this tribal comin' and... never mind. 107 HCHENCH One more "Rainbow Patrol" crack and I'm gonna kill someone. 108 HCHENCH I swear, if the bandits get any worse, we'll all die in the next year. 109 HCHENCH What podunk village are you from? 110 HCHENCH Buy a working person a drink? 111 HCHENCH I'm too tired from that caravan work to talk. 112 HCHENCH You need something, you talk to Bill, the Outfitter. 113 HCHENCH You'd think after all this time tryin' to civilize the wasteland we'd be a little closer to our goal. 114 HCHENCH I'm sick of all this human/mutant squabbling. Ain't we supposed to be an example? 115 HCHENCH Whaddya' want? Can't you see I'm resting? 116 HCHENCH When's the next caravan leave? 117 HCHENCH Patrol, patrol, patrol... all I ever do around here. 118 HCHENCH I think I need a nap. 100 HCHUSWIF You see a dirty-looking mutant. 101 HCHUSWIF He's wearing a sweat-stained button-down dress shirt with a yellowed undershirt beneath. He seems to be waiting for something. 102 HCHUSWIF You see an annoyed-looking female mutant. 103 HCHUSWIF She's wearing a stained apron with a poodle on it. There are pink, plastic curlers in her hair. 104 HCHUSWIF Where's my freakin' brahmin pot pie, woman?! 105 HCHUSWIF Go easy on the pepper this time, you cow! 106 HCHUSWIF Where were you last night?! 107 HCHUSWIF Where's my Cat's Paw? You threw it out again, didn't you? 108 HCHUSWIF **Phhhhhhhttttttt** 109 HCHUSWIF Zaius at the mine says he may have some work for me next month. 110 HCHUSWIF This place it a damn mess! When are you gonna' get to cleanin', woman? 111 HCHUSWIF You got a real smart mouth on ya' woman! 112 HCHUSWIF I love you, woogums. 113 HCHUSWIF Do you want the backside of my hand, woman? 140 HCHUSWIF Fix your own damn pot pie, you lazy lump of pus! 141 HCHUSWIF ...(mumble) give him as much damn pepper as I want to (mumble)... 142 HCHUSWIF Scrubbing your dirty drawers in the town well, as usual! 143 HCHUSWIF What do you need that filth for when you've got me right here?! 144 HCHUSWIF I told you to stop eating that iguana-on-a-stick! Open a window! Augh! 145 HCHUSWIF Good! If it'll get your fat ass out of the house, I'm all for it! 146 HCHUSWIF As soon as you start showing me some fucking respect, you bastard! 147 HCHUSWIF There's gotta be some brains SOMEWHERE in this house! 148 HCHUSWIF I love you too, sugerplumps. 149 HCHUSWIF I don't want ANYTHING associated with your backside! 200 HCHUSWIF What the hell do you want? Get outta' my house, pinkie. 100 HCJACOB You see a bedraggled man wearing a lab coat. 101 HCJACOB You see Jacob the Chemist. 102 HCJACOB You see a bedraggled man in a stained lab coat. His hands are discolored from chemicals. 103 HCJACOB Hi there. I�m Jacob, the chemist of the Chemist�s Pharmacy. What can I do for you? 104 HCJACOB What do you want? 105 HCJACOB Hello again! What can I for you today? 106 HCJACOB Welcome back. What can I do for you? 107 HCJACOB Da yagga! Eep oop op! 108 HCJACOB Dugstore? Rugstore? 109 HCJACOB I have some ore I want refined, and I don�t want to pay the refinery�s prices. 110 HCJACOB What can you tell me about Broken Hills? 111 HCJACOB I want some chemicals mixed. 112 HCJACOB I was told to speak to you about a certain matter regarding mutants. 113 HCJACOB Bye. 114 HCJACOB ::A look of disgust crosses his face:: Get out of here. I don�t have time for you. 115 HCJACOB -done- 00000116 HCJACOB Pharmacy. It�s a pharmacy. Look, do you want anything? 117 HCJACOB You again? Do you want something? 118 HCJACOB �Es! 119 HCJACOB Unh uh. 120 HCJACOB Fine. Let�s see what you want. 121 HCJACOB -more- 00000122 HCJACOB Then leave. 123 HCJACOB -done- 00000124 HCJACOB There. We�re done. Thank you for the tip. Now please leave. 125 HCJACOB D�okay! 148 HCJACOB Why don�t you tell me how you feel about mutants first? 149 HCJACOB I hate them. 150 HCJACOB I�m ambivalent about them. 151 HCJACOB I like them! 152 HCJACOB In that case, I�ll give you the real history. 153 HCJACOB A human named Jacob � I was named after him � founded this place. The mutant Marcus came along and forced everyone under his rule. 154 HCJACOB That�s enough. You�re crazy. Goodbye. 155 HCJACOB Tell me more. 156 HCJACOB Maybe if I tell you the real history, you�ll change your mind. 157 HCJACOB Okay. Tell me. 158 HCJACOB No, I�m not really interested. 159 HCJACOB In that case, it�s just great being here. This town has everything you could want� mutant sheriff, uranium mine, hospital, store� you can get just about anything here. You want anything else? 160 HCJACOB Yes. 161 HCJACOB No. 162 HCJACOB Great. Bye. 163 HCJACOB Bye. 164 HCJACOB He�s been ruling here ever since the Master was destroyed. He puts down anyone who disagrees with him� or they just "disappear." The place looks civilized on the top of things, but the truth is that it�s a killing ground for bloodthirsty mutants. There's a friend of a friend who had friends who disappeared after speaking up. 165 HCJACOB Go on. 166 HCJACOB That�s enough. You�re crazy. Goodbye. 167 HCJACOB We all pretend that this is a civilized town, that we�re all on the up and up� but we all live in fear of the mutant rage. Each day, there are fewer and fewer humans. 168 HCJACOB All the mutants I�ve seen look old and decrepit. 169 HCJACOB Why not fight back? 170 HCJACOB That�s because they�re trying to fool you, friend. They�re trying to fool you. 171 HCJACOB Why not fight back against them, then? 172 HCJACOB Fool me? I see. Well, I have to go. Nice talking to you. 173 HCJACOB Actually, we are. Some friends of mine and I are planning to strike a blow that will rid this town of mutants, but we need to get some friends out of jail. Are you with us? 174 HCJACOB No. 175 HCJACOB No. And I�m turning you in. You�re crazy. 176 HCJACOB Sure! 177 HCJACOB Are you sure? This is a chance to keep humanity free, you know, from those vicious mutant bastards. 178 HCJACOB Still not in. 179 HCJACOB Oh, all right. You�ve convinced me. 180 HCJACOB Then that�s your choice. I�ll let you go on with your life. Pity, though. You look tough. 181 HCJACOB Yeah. Bye. 182 HCJACOB You are, eh? I don�t think so, traitor. 183 HCJACOB What? 184 HCJACOB I have a little job for you. Our friends, Manson and Franc, are being held in jail. I want you to get them out. Do it quietly, if possible. Don�t want the whole town on your head. 185 HCJACOB What if I kill someone? 186 HCJACOB Got it. I have more questions. 187 HCJACOB Forget it. I�m out. 188 HCJACOB Got it. See ya. 189 HCJACOB No problem. They�re all mutants anyway. But do it quietly, for god�s sake. 190 HCJACOB Got it. I have more questions. 191 HCJACOB Got it. See ya. 192 HCJACOB More questions? 193 HCJACOB I have some ore I want refined, and I don�t want to pay the refinery�s prices. 194 HCJACOB What can you tell me about Broken Hills? 195 HCJACOB I want some chemicals mixed. 196 HCJACOB Nothing. Bye. 222 HCJACOB Way to turn on your own kind, mutie-lover. How could you do that to Chad? I don�t care what you�ve done for us. You�re a disgrace to humanity. 223 HCJACOB Bye. 224 HCJACOB Well done on the jail work! 225 HCJACOB Thanks. 226 HCJACOB Did you really have to kill everyone? Now they�re all going to be worried. Well, no matter. 227 HCJACOB Sorry. 228 HCJACOB You got them out. I guess that�s the important part. Of course, now everyone in town knows you�re linked to Manson and Franc somehow. Oh, well. 229 HCJACOB Sorry. 230 HCJACOB I think I can trust you with something important. How�d you like to do a little more work? 231 HCJACOB What else can I do for you, friend? 232 HCJACOB More work? Like what? 233 HCJACOB I need some ore refined. 234 HCJACOB Not just yet. I need some chemicals. 235 HCJACOB Not just yet, thanks. Bye. 258 HCJACOB It�s like this. We hate the mutants. We want to kill them. The best way to get rid of 'em is to blow the mine up while they�re inside. We want you to plant the charge. 259 HCJACOB I�ll do it! 260 HCJACOB I can�t do that. 261 HCJACOB Excellent, my friend! Here. Take this explosive switch. Hook it up to the air purifier and get the hell out of there. We�ve arranged it so that the town�s mutants will be in the mine. 262 HCJACOB Just let me know when you�re ready to go. 263 HCJACOB Will do. 264 HCJACOB I can�t do it. 265 HCJACOB Why not? Are you scared or something? Are you positive you won�t do it? 266 HCJACOB Yes. 267 HCJACOB No, I guess I�ll do it. 268 HCJACOB I suppose I can understand. You�ll be equally understanding, I hope, when I tell you to get the hell out of my sight. Traitor. 269 HCJACOB -done- 00000270 HCJACOB Are you ready to go on with the plan? 272 HCJACOB Yes. Let�s do it. 273 HCJACOB I�ve changed my mind. I don�t want to do this. 274 HCJACOB Good. I�ve been waiting for this day. Just attach the explosive switch to the purifier in the mine and get the hell out. There�ll be a huge explosion. See you afterwards! 275 HCJACOB So long! Death to the mutants! 276 HCJACOB I changed my mind. I don�t want to do this. 277 HCJACOB You utter traitor. 278 HCJACOB You did good work. Once. Too bad you turned against us. 279 HCJACOB We are finally free of the impure mutant scourge. Thank you so much for your help. There is a small cache of weapons in the basement under Liz's General Store. For your loyalty, please help yourself to what you find there. 280 HCJACOB We�re leaving town. You should too. 281 HCJACOB Come find me when I�m in the store and we�ll talk. 282 HCJACOB Your ore is done. Here you go. 283 HCJACOB Thanks! 284 HCJACOB I�m not done with the ore yet. Give me some time. 285 HCJACOB I had other questions. 286 HCJACOB Okay. Bye. 287 HCJACOB Ready for the distraction? 288 HCJACOB Ready to try that distraction again? 289 HCJACOB You got it. Want to help me make a distraction? 290 HCJACOB I'd like to buy some... uh... medicine. 291 HCJACOB Anything else? 292 HCJACOB Yes. 293 HCJACOB No, thanks. Bye. 294 HCJACOB Now you can see how treacherous the mutants are. If only you had seen earlier. 295 HCJACOB If you're not gonna help us, we ain't gonna help you. 296 HCJACOB Well, what are ya doin' just standin' there? You've got patriots to rescue from incarceration! 297 HCJACOB Oh.. That's right. 298 HCJACOB I told you to break them out of prison, not get them killed! What the hell's the matter with you? 299 HCJACOB I'm sorry... I just... 300 HCJACOB Just nothin'. Whether you meant to or not, you've royally screwed up our plans for this town. Now yer gonna pay. 301 HCJACOB Sorry, friend, but... I just lost my two best friends. Those bastard muties killed them in prison. 302 HCJACOB Urrggg. Toooo badddd. Bye. 303 HCJACOB Uh... Gee. I'm really sorry. You have my condolences. Bye. 304 HCJACOB Oops. 305 HCJACOB Oops? Did you say 'Oops?' You didn't have nothin' to do with this, did you? 306 HCJACOB It was an accident, I swear! 307 HCJACOB Hell no. Of course not! Damn muties! 308 HCJACOB Accident, my ass! Eat this, you mutie-lovin' rat-bastard! 309 HCJACOB Yeah, well... their day is comin'. 310 HCJACOB I already told you everything you need to know about this place. So, what do you want? 311 HCJACOB I have some other questions. 312 HCJACOB Nothing. Forget it. 313 HCJACOB Thanks. 314 HCJACOB [continue] 315 HCJACOB Hey, friend. I appreciate your help gettin' our friends out of their spot of trouble. You're all right in my book. 100 HCLIZ You see a woman wearing a perpetual scowl. 101 HCLIZ You see Liz, the manager of the General Store. 102 HCLIZ You see a middle-aged woman whose scowl has eroded her face. She looks like one of those people who takes a perverse pleasure in a hard life. 103 HCLIZ Hi. I�m Liz. What do you want? 104 HCLIZ Now what? 105 HCLIZ Nggg! Nnnnnng! 106 HCLIZ Me nget ssssstUFF! 107 HCLIZ I�d like to buy something. 108 HCLIZ What can you tell me about this town? 109 HCLIZ I want to kill something. What�s around? 110 HCLIZ What�s up with the guns in your basement? 111 HCLIZ I understand you have a surplus of weapons. I need some. 112 HCLIZ Nothing. 113 HCLIZ Oh, god� another addle-headed mutant baby. When will someone just shoot these things? 114 HCLIZ Gurgle. 115 HCLIZ Speak slowly and clearly and I�ll see if I can help you. 116 HCLIZ Nn! Stuff! Me! 117 HCLIZ Dood bye! 118 HCLIZ You want to buy something? 119 HCLIZ Yes! 120 HCLIZ No no no. 121 HCLIZ All right. What do you want? 122 HCLIZ Barter. 123 HCLIZ Don�t forget the service charge. 124 HCLIZ Tank yoo! 125 HCLIZ You want to buy something? Fine. This is what I�ve got. 126 HCLIZ One other thing... 127 HCLIZ Thanks. See ya. 128 HCLIZ It�s a boring little mining town filled with all sorts of undesirables. You want a guided tour, talk to Steve or someone. 129 HCLIZ Wow, a crabby one. I have more questions. 130 HCLIZ Okay. Bye. 131 HCLIZ What�d you have in mind for killing? 132 HCLIZ Radscorpions, rats, that sort of thing. 133 HCLIZ Oh, the occasional humanoid. 134 HCLIZ You. Die, bitch. 135 HCLIZ Bad guys. 136 HCLIZ No one. Forget it. 137 HCLIZ Who told you about that?? I mean� of course not! Don�t be ridiculous! 138 HCLIZ Relax. Jacob told me. 139 HCLIZ Yeah, well, it�s all over town and it�s an open secret. 140 HCLIZ Your secret�s safe. I got it from a reliable source. 141 HCLIZ You might try the caves or the area near the homes. I understand there are plenty of monsters there. 142 HCLIZ Thanks. Bye. 143 HCLIZ Humanoids, eh? Any humanoids in particular? 144 HCLIZ Humans. 145 HCLIZ Ghouls. 146 HCLIZ Mutants. 147 HCLIZ Just kidding. 148 HCLIZ What�s your definition of a bad guy? 149 HCLIZ Anyone I don�t like. Humanoids, mostly. 150 HCLIZ Anyone who gets in my way. 151 HCLIZ It�s a pretty fluid definition. 152 HCLIZ Oh, well, if you got it from a reliable source, then yeah. Are you going to put an end to the mutants� domination? 153 HCLIZ Yep. 154 HCLIZ No. 155 HCLIZ Then I guess I�d better start cleaning up the loose ends. 156 HCLIZ -done- 00000157 HCLIZ I don�t support killin� in this store. Get out. 158 HCLIZ Yeah, whatever. Bitch. 159 HCLIZ Ghouls are useful slaves. They ain�t got enough minds of their own to be people, but they ain�t worth killin�, either. I don�t support the killin� of ghouls. 160 HCLIZ Fine. I want something else. 161 HCLIZ Whatever. Bye. 162 HCLIZ If you�re really interested in killing mutants, maybe you ought to go talk to Jacob the chemist. 163 HCLIZ Jacob, eh? Will do. 164 HCLIZ Thought you might be. Now get along. 165 HCLIZ Sure. 166 HCLIZ In that case, take the hidden passage in the floor in my room down to the stronghold. I got a small arsenal down there. Git going. 167 HCLIZ Thanks. 168 HCLIZ Coincidentally, I got rid of all the guns I had except what you see here. Help you with somethin� else? 169 HCLIZ Yes. 170 HCLIZ No. 171 HCLIZ I ain�t sellin� to you. Get out of my store. 172 HCLIZ -done - 00000173 HCLIZ The store is closed. We open at eight. 174 HCLIZ Hey! Get away from there! 175 HCLIZ That's it! You asked for it! 178 HCLIZ I don't care if you got it from God himself! I'm just gonna make damn sure nobody else finds out. 179 HCLIZ Hey! Don't go down there! 180 HCLIZ I'm not going to warn you again. Stay away from there! 181 HCLIZ That's it! Get over here! 182 HCLIZ What else are you going to bother me with? 183 HCLIZ Thanks. 184 HCLIZ [continue] 185 HCLIZ Hey! Who the hell is out there? 100 HCLUMPY You see a ghoul. He's currently laying underneath your front bumper. 101 HCLUMPY You see Lumpy. You hope he's going to be all right. 102 HCLUMPY You see a ghoul who appears to be in considerable pain. Maybe if your driving skills were better you could have avoided this. 103 HCLUMPY Oooooh! That stings! 104 HCLUMPY Ouch! My sacroiliac! 105 HCLUMPY Has anyone seen my gall bladder? 106 HCLUMPY My spine! My spine! 107 HCLUMPY I'm comin' to meet you Elizabeth! 108 HCLUMPY Medic... 109 HCLUMPY Could someone help me? I can't quite read the license plate number. 110 HCLUMPY Hey, buddy! 111 HCLUMPY Hey, lady! 112 HCLUMPY The name's Lumpy. Could ya' help me out here for a second? 113 HCLUMPY Ouchie. U okay, Lumpy? 114 HCLUMPY Oh my God! Are you okay, Lumpy? 115 HCLUMPY Oops... 116 HCLUMPY Oh, just peachy. Aside from several compound fractures and a hood ornament lodged several feet up my ass, I'm right as rain. 117 HCLUMPY Ohhh. Need help? 118 HCLUMPY Goodie. Bye-bye. 119 HCLUMPY All right, just relax. Do you need me to help you? 120 HCLUMPY Thank god. I thought you might be in real trouble. Well, see you later. 121 HCLUMPY [Lumpy silently looks you in the eyes. He blinks. He blinks again.] 122 HCLUMPY Uhhh... dumm quesjin. Yes? 123 HCLUMPY I'll take that as a yes. 124 HCLUMPY You're goddamn right, yes! I can barely move! Now mind you, I ain't whining. I've had worse scrapes. Why this ain't nothing compared to that mix-up years ago with the Cola truck down south a ways. Ya' shoulda seen it, kid! Caps everywhere! 125 HCLUMPY Aaahhh. Funnee! 126 HCLUMPY Wow! Imagine someone running across that in the desert! They would've been rich! 127 HCLUMPY You bet. Arrgh! Oww! I hate to put a damper on this scintillating conversation, but if you could help me out from under this bumper, I'd appreciate it. 128 HCLUMPY U sure? 129 HCLUMPY Are you sure? You probably shouldn't move. 130 HCLUMPY Ahh, don't worry about it. Everything'll pop back into place eventually. 131 HCLUMPY OK. Get reddee! 132 HCLUMPY All right. Get ready! 133 HCLUMPY Yeah, oops! Where the hell did you learn to drive? 134 HCLUMPY Meeself. 135 HCLUMPY Well, I'm self-taught actually. 136 HCLUMPY It shows. Believe me. 137 HCLUMPY Oh. U OK? 138 HCLUMPY Oh... well I... hmmmm. Are...are you okay? 139 HCLUMPY I told 'em. 'We need traffic signs', I said. But did they listen? Noooo...let's not listen to ol' Lumpy! 100 HCMALE You see a male biped of the species homosapien. 101 HCMALE You see a male townsperson. 102 HCMALE You see a male townsperson. He�s dirty, but he carries his head high. 131 HCMALE All the mutants� dead� I can�t believe it. 132 HCMALE Who�d do such a thing? 133 HCMALE Where did that poison come from? 134 HCMALE With all the mutants dead, we�re going to need NCR for protection. 135 HCMALE I want revenge on the bastards responsible. 136 HCMALE Who can we kill in return? 137 HCMALE Does NCR have an army? Who�ll protect us now? 138 HCMALE I guess we don�t have to worry about possible mutant uprisings now� 139 HCMALE Poor Marcus� who�ll lead us now? 147 HCMALE Is nowhere safe now? 148 HCMALE When did thuggery become so common? 149 HCMALE I�m thinking about moving� it�s not safe here anymore. 150 HCMALE I heard Franc and Manson are real mutie-haters. 151 HCMALE I�m glad they got out� I wonder where they are now. 152 HCMALE Franc and Manson are poison. This town will never be the same until they�re caught again. 153 HCMALE Who would kill those guards? That�s inhuman. 154 HCMALE I can�t believe that this town used to be so peaceful. 155 HCMALE How did you manage to convince the guards to let those two bastards out? 156 HCMALE Thanks for letting out Franc and Manson. They weren�t causing any real trouble. 157 HCMALE Where are Franc and Manson now? They really should be back in jail. 158 HCMALE Some of my best friends are mutants and ghouls� 159 HCMALE I wish we had some more lightbulbs. 160 HCMALE What�s that smell? 161 HCMALE I�m worried that NCR might try to suck us in. 162 HCMALE Do you think New Reno would be a good place to live? 163 HCMALE I don�t have anything against mutants, but they�re so funny looking. 164 HCMALE I�d tell you "nice work," but you�d probably turn me in. 165 HCMALE Jacob and Aileen were mutie-haters, huh? They seemed so nice. 166 HCMALE Come on� Aileen? 167 HCMALE I can�t believe that human/mutant relations have sunk so low. 168 HCMALE Marcus must be pissed at the humans now. 169 HCMALE I think all us humans better just relax and breathe easy for a while. 170 HCMALE I heard the mutants are getting together to destroy the humans! 171 HCMALE What do the ghouls think about all this? 172 HCMALE The mine� destroyed� our homes are worthless now. 173 HCMALE We�re ruined. 174 HCMALE This is the end of Broken Hills. 175 HCMALE I�m gonna head for NCR. 176 HCMALE Who would do such a thing? 177 HCMALE My god� the mine� 178 HCMALE Where�s the justice in the world? 179 HCMALE I guess I�ll just kill myself. Without the mine, I can�t support myself. 180 HCMALE Oh, baby� life is hard. 181 HCMALE Wow� I never knew anyone strong enough to beat Francis. 182 HCMALE You�re so strong! 183 HCMALE You�re real tough, huh? 184 HCMALE Sometimes I feel like a magic 8-ball. I just spout random sayings and walk away. 185 HCMALE Have you ever wrestled a deathclaw? 186 HCMALE Are you as smart as you are strong? 187 HCMALE Francis sure seems happy lately. 188 HCMALE Francis has quite a glow. Did he get laid? 189 HCMALE Hey there, gimp! 190 HCMALE Still walking straight? 191 HCMALE Did Francis scar you? 192 HCMALE You're walking a little loose, there. 193 HCMALE How could you be stupid enough to wrestle Francis for those odds? 194 HCMALE I hope you enjoyed it as much as Francis did. 198 HCMALE Glad to have you in town. 199 HCMALE Gonna stick around for a while? 200 HCMALE I hope you like it here! 201 HCMALE You�re doing a fine job. Ever consider being sheriff? 202 HCMALE Town seems so much nicer lately. 203 HCMALE I think things are finally starting to go our way. 204 HCMALE Get away from me, scumbag. 205 HCMALE I don�t associate with your kind. 206 HCMALE Who let you in? 207 HCMALE I don�t know why they don�t run you out of town. 208 HCMALE Please leave me alone. 209 HCMALE Don�t bother me. 210 HCMALE I can�t help you. Go away. 211 HCMALE Die in the desert, jerk. 212 HCMALE Go away. 213 HCMALE Help me! 214 HCMALE He�s over here! 215 HCMALE Aaaaaaaaaaah! 216 HCMALE Traitor! 217 HCMALE Scumbag! 218 HCMALE Leave me alone! 219 HCMALE No! No! No! 220 HCMALE Don�t touch me! 221 HCMALE Don�t hurt me! 250 HCMALE Those poor people. 251 HCMALE Who fell down Jacob�s ladder? 252 HCMALE Well, look what the desert dragged in. 253 HCMALE Some of my best friends are mutants and ghouls� 254 HCMALE I wish we had some more lightbulbs. 255 HCMALE What�s that smell? 256 HCMALE I�m worried that NCR might try to suck us in. 257 HCMALE Do you think New Reno would be a good place to live? 258 HCMALE I don�t have anything against mutants, but they�re so funny looking. 259 HCMALE Life is hard. Phil�s rotgut shouldn�t be. 260 HCMALE I can�t believe that son of a bitch. 100 HCMANSON You see a scruffy man in worn-down clothing. 101 HCMANSON You see Manson, one of the local hate militia. 102 HCMANSON You see a young man with a scraggly beard, tattered clothing, and an insane yet somehow trusting gleam in his eye. 103 HCMANSON What?! 104 HCMANSON Duhhh� gabba gabba hey? 105 HCMANSON I knyou bars? 106 HCMANSON Who are you? 107 HCMANSON Why are you in jail? 108 HCMANSON Tell me about Broken Hills. 109 HCMANSON Nothing. Forget it. 110 HCMANSON Don�t unnerstand that freaky stupid-person talk. You just get on outta here �fore ya make me stupid too. 111 HCMANSON Oh! 112 HCMANSON Manson. Rebel �gainst society. 113 HCMANSON What are you rebelling against? 114 HCMANSON Yeah! Fight the power! 115 HCMANSON Loser in society, more like. 116 HCMANSON Manson? 117 HCMANSON I � see. Bye! 118 HCMANSON I�m here cuz me and Franc were working against what society wants us to believe. 119 HCMANSON And that is� 120 HCMANSON Yeah! Fight the power! 121 HCMANSON Broken Hills? Lived here all my life. That�s how I know all the bad stuff that goes on here. That�s why I know how evil the mutants all are. It�s a good thing there are some of us who see the truth. 122 HCMANSON Yeah, I�ll say. Fight the power, huh? 123 HCMANSON You�re seeing hatred, and that�s not the truth. 124 HCMANSON Perhaps you ought to realize that the only blinders you have are the ones you allow other people to put on you, and that preaching the politics of hatred only makes you look more stupid. 125 HCMANSON Yeah. Bye. 126 HCMANSON Society wants us to believe that humans and mutants are meant to live together. But the mutants are out to kill us! At least, that�s what Franc says. 127 HCMANSON You really like Franc, huh? 128 HCMANSON That�s gotta be the dumbest thing I ever heard. 129 HCMANSON All right. Bye. 130 HCMANSON That�s right! We gotta� umm� think for ourselves! That�s what Franc and Jacob always say! 131 HCMANSON Wow, you really suck up to those two. Why not try thinking for yourself instead of parroting what other people tell you? 132 HCMANSON You really like Franc, huh? 133 HCMANSON Bye. 134 HCMANSON What would you know, you jerk? Get the hell out of here before you get hurt! 135 HCMANSON Back in the olden days, there was a guy who told us all we hadda think fer ourselves. My mom and dad said he was related to me. He died in prison, but he was really influential to me. People said he was really smart. I think they were right. I mean, look at me! 136 HCMANSON Umm� yeah. Look at you. 137 HCMANSON You? Smart? Ha! 138 HCMANSON Sure. Bye. 139 HCMANSON Wha�? 140 HCMANSON Nothing. 141 HCMANSON Yeah, I think he�s one of the wisest people I ever knew. Jacob�s smart, but he ain�t as straight up as Franc. 142 HCMANSON Franc�s just a virulent scumbag. He won�t get you anywhere. 143 HCMANSON Yeah, I�ve met him. He�s a good guy. 144 HCMANSON Haven�t met the guy. No opinion on him. 145 HCMANSON Thanks. Bye. 146 HCMANSON What else you want? 147 HCMANSON Who are you? 148 HCMANSON Why are you in jail? 149 HCMANSON Tell me about Broken Hills. 150 HCMANSON You like Franc? 151 HCMANSON Why are you called Manson? 152 HCMANSON Why are you so stupid? 153 HCMANSON Nothing. Forget it. 154 HCMANSON You�re with us? Then get us out of here! 155 HCMANSON I�m working on it. See ya. 156 HCMANSON Thanks for the help. Knew we could count on a fellow human to see the light! 157 HCMANSON Yep. I�m good like that. 158 HCMANSON So what else can I do for ya? 159 HCMANSON I�m curious about your plans now. 160 HCMANSON What�s your name mean? 161 HCMANSON Nothing. Just looking around. 162 HCMANSON Now we destroy the mine while the mutants are inside. The ones that�re left, we mop up by hand. 163 HCMANSON I want in. 164 HCMANSON Count me out. 165 HCMANSON Cool. Good luck. 166 HCMANSON Well, people think he was a band guy or something. But the Manson I�m named after started a religion and got killed because of it. He was a martyr. Maybe I�ll be one, too. 167 HCMANSON Sounds� fascinating. Anyway� 168 HCMANSON You�ll have to talk to Jacob about that. I�m sure that with your jailbreak, he�ll want you. 169 HCMANSON Cool. See ya. 170 HCMANSON I wanted to work with ya. Oh well. See ya! 171 HCMANSON You jerk! We trusted you to help us! 172 HCMANSON Wow� you can kill like nobody�s business. And now we�re free of the mutants. That�s soooo cool! 173 HCMANSON We�re gettin� outta town. You probably oughta too� the muties will be looking for scapegoats. 174 HCMANSON We'll follow you. 175 HCMANSON You preached open-mindedness to Manson. 176 HCMANSON We wuz framed! We wuz framed! 177 HCMANSON Thanks for your help, friend. Let's go talk to Jacob and Aileen. 178 HCMANSON You have successfully performed the jailbreak. 100 HCMARCUS You see a burly old mutant. 101 HCMARCUS You see Marcus the Mutant, sheriff of Broken Hills. 102 HCMARCUS You see a burly old mutant with a weary cast to his face. He still looks vigorous and tough. 103 HCMARCUS Well, what the hell. I haven�t seen one of those outfits for a long, long time. Takes me back. 104 HCMARCUS What do you want, human? 105 HCMARCUS Something else you wanted? 106 HCMARCUS Uggie. 107 HCMARCUS Who are you? 108 HCMARCUS What�s the story with this place? 109 HCMARCUS Why aren�t you mutants attacking me? 110 HCMARCUS What�s the news? 111 HCMARCUS I have something I wanted to tell you. 112 HCMARCUS You wanna travel with me? 113 HCMARCUS Bye. 114 HCMARCUS Yeah, I�m a ugly mutant. I also run this place. You got a problem with that? 115 HCMARCUS Uh! 116 HCMARCUS Nuh. 117 HCMARCUS You wanna fight me? 118 HCMARCUS Uh! 119 HCMARCUS Nuh. 120 HCMARCUS Take your best shot, human. 121 HCMARCUS Good. 122 HCMARCUS Keep your nose clean and you won�t get into trouble. 123 HCMARCUS Uh? 124 HCMARCUS I�m Marcus. Helped build the place. Now I�m sheriff. 125 HCMARCUS You helped build this place? That must have been a long time ago� 126 HCMARCUS Bullshit. How could you have been around that long? 127 HCMARCUS Bye. 128 HCMARCUS Long story. Want it short or the whole thing? 129 HCMARCUS Give me the short version. 130 HCMARCUS Hell, I�m not too busy. Let�s hear it all. 131 HCMARCUS Neither. I have more questions. 132 HCMARCUS Neither. See ya. 133 HCMARCUS Right. Me and a human named Jacob built this place around that old bank about 60 years ago. Anyone�s welcome here, long as they keep the peace. 134 HCMARCUS Great. I have more questions. 135 HCMARCUS Fair enough. Bye. 136 HCMARCUS Right...After the Master and the vats were destroyed, I wandered a bit. No place to go. One day got attacked by this fool wearin� power armor. 137 HCMARCUS Really? 138 HCMARCUS That was Jacob, from the Brotherhood of Steel. He�d sworn some oath to destroy muties. We tussled for a while � probably a day or two. After a while, we just started laughing. What was the point? 139 HCMARCUS Then what? 140 HCMARCUS We became friends. Headed off together. Then other people started following us. Guess they figured if they weren�t safe with a mutie and a Steel Knight, safe just wasn�t going to happen. 141 HCMARCUS So you set up here. Why? 142 HCMARCUS Uranium mine. I knew there was one around from old maps. Now anybody�s welcome here � �long as they act right. Others might not think much of us, but nobody�s more free than we are. There ya go. 143 HCMARCUS Wait� you were friends with a guy from the Brotherhood? 144 HCMARCUS What, you�re not killing humans anymore? 145 HCMARCUS Thanks. There I go. Bye. 146 HCMARCUS Oh, what sinkhole are you from? Muties and normals made peace a long time ago. 147 HCMARCUS I�m from a village founded by the original Vault Dweller. 148 HCMARCUS From a village to the north west. 149 HCMARCUS Oh. My mistake. Well, thanks. Bye. 150 HCMARCUS What�s news� what�s news� 151 HCMARCUS Well, gettin� kind of worried about one of our caravan guys. Chad. He might be skimming. You up to checking him out for me? 152 HCMARCUS What�s in it for me? 153 HCMARCUS Sure. I�ll do it. 154 HCMARCUS I�m a little busy. 155 HCMARCUS You have anything else? 156 HCMARCUS My undying gratitude. Right? 157 HCMARCUS Good enough for me. 158 HCMARCUS No good. I want something. 159 HCMARCUS How �bout more questions while I think it over. 160 HCMARCUS Let me think about it. Bye. 161 HCMARCUS That ain�t good enough for you? Then get out. 162 HCMARCUS Bye. 163 HCMARCUS Got a little trouble with the mine. If you�re interested in helping fix it, go talk to Zaius, the mine foreman. 164 HCMARCUS Where can I find him? 165 HCMARCUS You got anything else? 166 HCMARCUS I have more questions. 167 HCMARCUS Maybe later. Bye. 168 HCMARCUS Usually at the mine. Sometimes the saloon. 169 HCMARCUS Got anything else? 170 HCMARCUS I have more questions. 171 HCMARCUS Bye. 172 HCMARCUS Somebody busted two lunatics out of the jail in the Bank. Find �em. Tell me and I�ll stuff �em back in. 173 HCMARCUS Got anything else? 174 HCMARCUS I have more questions. 175 HCMARCUS Bye. 176 HCMARCUS What exactly do you want? Okay. We�ve got some folks missing. No idea what�s happened. Find �em, get $500. 177 HCMARCUS I�ll do it for free. 178 HCMARCUS $500? Sounds good. 179 HCMARCUS I don�t have time. 180 HCMARCUS I have more questions. 181 HCMARCUS Bye. 182 HCMARCUS Great. Let me know when you�ve found something, right? 183 HCMARCUS Sure. I have more questions. 184 HCMARCUS Will do. Bye. 185 HCMARCUS Yeah? What? 186 HCMARCUS You wanted me to find those missing people. I�ve found some tunnels below the city. They might be there. 187 HCMARCUS I�ve found those missing people. They�re in tunnels beneath the city. 188 HCMARCUS Those two escaped convicts? They�re in cahoots with Jacob and Aileen. They're hiding out around Jacob's Pharmacy. 189 HCMARCUS Jacob and Aileen asked me to break two people out of jail. I think they�ve got a plan how to do it. 190 HCMARCUS Jacob and Aileen want me to blow up the mine. Thought you might want to know. 191 HCMARCUS A scientist from NCR wants to try an experimental chem that�ll wipe out mutants. Be careful of what you eat and drink. 192 HCMARCUS Chad took $6000 from the rep in Gecko. The rep was complaining about the price� said it�d been going up. 193 HCMARCUS Chad kept about $1000 from the last uranium shipment for himself. He's planning on bailing outta town. 194 HCMARCUS Nothing. Forget it. 195 HCMARCUS Tunnels under the city? Guess it�s not that surprising with the mines around. You�ll keep looking around for those folks, right? 196 HCMARCUS Right. 197 HCMARCUS They�re dead? Damn� I�ll tell the families myself. 198 HCMARCUS Here�s your reward. $500. Thanks for your time. 199 HCMARCUS Oh, hey, I know you said you�d do this for free, but take this as our thanks. 200 HCMARCUS Sure. 201 HCMARCUS Right. Me and my deputies will take it from here...And, thanks. I don�t forget things like this. 202 HCMARCUS No prob. Bye. 203 HCMARCUS What is it people got against mutants? We'll be on the lookout. Thanks. The town owes you. And I never forget things like this. 204 HCMARCUS My pleasure. Bye. 205 HCMARCUS Keep your eye on him, will you? I want to catch him red-handed. 206 HCMARCUS No problem. 207 HCMARCUS Well, in that case, we�d better be sure to stop him. Want to come along? 208 HCMARCUS Sure. 209 HCMARCUS No, thanks. 210 HCMARCUS You want me to come along with you? Ah, what the hell, I�m too old to settle down. We goin� now? 211 HCMARCUS Yes. 212 HCMARCUS No, not right now. 213 HCMARCUS Ah, there�s too much going on right now. When things calm down, then I just might. 214 HCMARCUS Sure. I got more questions. 215 HCMARCUS Bye. 216 HCMARCUS Damn right. Best friend I ever had. 217 HCMARCUS Yeah, right, you would�ve dipped him just like everyone else. 218 HCMARCUS Bye. 219 HCMARCUS Hell, yes, I would've. What a great mutant he would�ve been. 220 HCMARCUS I don't think he'd be happy to hear you say that. 221 HCMARCUS Bye. 222 HCMARCUS (laughs) We had this argument all the time. (sigh) I miss that hard-head. 223 HCMARCUS What about the Master�s hatred for humans? 224 HCMARCUS I still think it�s a rotten fate. 225 HCMARCUS Bye. 226 HCMARCUS You�re talking a long time ago. The world�s moved on. You want to hear ancient history? 227 HCMARCUS Definitely. 228 HCMARCUS Not right now. I�d like to ask some other questions, though. 229 HCMARCUS Not right now. I�ll talk to you later. 230 HCMARCUS Right. Well, never really HATED humans. We just had a better way. These new governments, they think they've got all the answers. Blah, blah. Been there, seen that, got the scars. 231 HCMARCUS So what was the better way? 232 HCMARCUS The Master wanted to elevate everyone to his level, so we wouldn�t fight each other anymore. He was convinced we wouldn�t do it by ourselves � couldn�t. We had to be forced to evolve. 233 HCMARCUS Do you agree? 234 HCMARCUS While Jacob was alive, I thought the Master was wrong. But it seems that while some men can heed the call and rise above it all, most just run away. 235 HCMARCUS So you think the Master was right? 236 HCMARCUS Jacob heard the call and embraced it. So did the Vault Dweller. But no matter how many rise above, the masses will always destroy them, right? 237 HCMARCUS Maybe. 238 HCMARCUS The Master just wanted everyone to see clearly. The Vault Dweller ended that dream. 239 HCMARCUS Sounds like you admired and hated the Vault Dweller at the same time. 240 HCMARCUS You were a human. How can you justify what the Master did to you? 241 HCMARCUS So you think the Master�s plan was right? 242 HCMARCUS I�m descended from the original Vault Dweller, you know. 243 HCMARCUS You�re right. If all humans fought for what they believed in like that, we wouldn�t have needed the Master�s plan in the first place. 244 HCMARCUS The Master wanted to enslave humanity! 245 HCMARCUS Interesting spin. I gotta go. 246 HCMARCUS Don't forget, I knew the folks involved. They were the best humanity had to offer. Your people are going to tell the story a different way, right? 247 HCMARCUS Err� maybe. Umm, I have more questions. 248 HCMARCUS Wrong! 249 HCMARCUS The "original Vault Dweller"? You mean the one who killed the Master and destroyed the vats? 250 HCMARCUS Ummm� yes. 251 HCMARCUS Damn right. Gonna do something about it, mutie? 252 HCMARCUS Nooo� this is someone else. I don�t know what you�re talking about. 253 HCMARCUS Not a problem. Like I said, that was a long time ago. 254 HCMARCUS I�m not afraid of you. 255 HCMARCUS Why did you hate humans back then? 256 HCMARCUS No reason to be, unless you cross me or someone in my town. Be civilized, that�s all I ask. 257 HCMARCUS I�ll keep it in mind. I have more questions. 258 HCMARCUS I�ll keep it in mind. Bye. 259 HCMARCUS Lemme make this clear: Nothing�s going to happen here unless you start it. Just stay civilized while you�re in my town. 260 HCMARCUS Yeah, right. I have more questions. 261 HCMARCUS Yeah, right. Bye. 262 HCMARCUS My memories of being a human aren't as clear as they once were, but I remember pettiness, hatred, jealousy... I prefer being a mutant. 263 HCMARCUS So you think the Master�s plan was right? 264 HCMARCUS Huh. You�re a lot uglier this way. Bye. 265 HCMARCUS Then you�re fine. Bye. 266 HCMARCUS It was flawed. We should have only taken the best. Look around. Most mutants didn't have the mind or will to withstand the strain. (sigh) If only we had chosen better� 267 HCMARCUS So you would have dipped Jacob? Or the Vault Dweller? 268 HCMARCUS Yeah, that�s a tragedy. Well, see ya later! 269 HCMARCUS You ever get back there, tell them the war�s over. It's been over a long time. 270 HCMARCUS Ummm. Okay. I have more questions. 271 HCMARCUS Sure thing. Bye. 272 HCMARCUS Thanks for your help. Could�ve been trouble. We took their weapons cache and disabled their bombs. 273 HCMARCUS Great! I have some questions... 274 HCMARCUS Hey, I found something out. 275 HCMARCUS Didn�t learn anything. 276 HCMARCUS Too many people. I�ve done my traveling with a horde. 277 HCMARCUS I thought you were one of the good ones. I ain�t coming with you. 278 HCMARCUS I�m not coming with you right now. Sorry. [He looks you up and down distastefully.] 279 HCMARCUS All right. 280 HCMARCUS That scares the living crap outta me. 281 HCMARCUS Ain�t much in the wasteland frightens me� that does. 282 HCMARCUS You must be as stupid as you look if you�re gonna fight me. 283 HCMARCUS Kickin� some ass� again. 284 HCMARCUS It�s almost too easy. 285 HCMARCUS Don�t you have some friends who can help ya even this out? 286 HCMARCUS Had enough? 287 HCMARCUS Got it. Just so you know. 288 HCMARCUS Humph. Something wasn�t right. 289 HCMARCUS You want me back now? 290 HCMARCUS Okay. 291 HCMARCUS Not just yet. Goodbye. 292 HCMARCUS What do you want? 293 HCMARCUS How are you feeling? 294 HCMARCUS Heal yourself. 295 HCMARCUS I need you to wait here until I come back. 296 HCMARCUS That�s it for now. 297 HCMARCUS I�m all set. 298 HCMARCUS Got nothing that�ll slow us down. 299 HCMARCUS You got anything to help? 300 HCMARCUS Maybe you should have a look at this. 301 HCMARCUS Use your skills to heal yourself. 302 HCMARCUS Never mind. 303 HCMARCUS OK 304 HCMARCUS I'll just stay here and tighten the vises on my shoulder. 305 HCMARCUS Never mind. 306 HCMARCUS OK 307 HCMARCUS North. 308 HCMARCUS Northwest. 309 HCMARCUS West. 310 HCMARCUS Southwest. 311 HCMARCUS South. 312 HCMARCUS Southeast. 313 HCMARCUS East. 314 HCMARCUS Northeast. 315 HCMARCUS Don�t ask me. I don�t know. 316 HCMARCUS Yep. 317 HCMARCUS Right. 318 HCMARCUS Nope. 319 HCMARCUS Why�re you talking to me like this? 320 HCMARCUS Not very nice. 321 HCMARCUS Thanks. 322 HCMARCUS This is good. 323 HCMARCUS This ain�t good. 324 HCMARCUS I like this. A lot. 325 HCMARCUS I have a bad feeling about this. 326 HCMARCUS These people are nuts. 327 HCMARCUS Didn�t learn anything. 328 HCMARCUS Learned something. 329 HCMARCUS Is anyone here sane? 330 HCMARCUS Gotta be another way. 331 HCMARCUS Follow me. 332 HCMARCUS Try this. 333 HCMARCUS Come here. 334 HCMARCUS Found something you might want to see. 335 HCMARCUS Far as I can tell, it�s safe to camp here. 336 HCMARCUS Ain�t safe to camp here. 337 HCMARCUS We can rest here. 338 HCMARCUS I got lucky. 339 HCMARCUS Fix this, would you? 340 HCMARCUS Turn this on. 341 HCMARCUS This thing needs to be unlocked. 342 HCMARCUS You gonna open this? 343 HCMARCUS Might want to come back here later. 344 HCMARCUS I don�t understand. 345 HCMARCUS I dunno. 346 HCMARCUS Ow. 347 HCMARCUS That really hurts. 348 HCMARCUS That can�t feel good� 349 HCMARCUS Uh... when you said 'I hope she doesn't get pregnant' in the Cat's Paw in New Reno, what did you mean? 350 HCMARCUS Didn't your parents explain this to you? 351 HCMARCUS No, I mean, I thought all you mutants were sterile. 352 HCMARCUS Never mind. 353 HCMARCUS What? Where the hell did you hear that? 354 HCMARCUS So... you AREN'T sterile? 355 HCMARCUS Nevermind. 356 HCMARCUS Nope. Well, not now. It takes a few years after bein' dipped to get the juices flowing again. Why? 357 HCMARCUS Oh. Uh. Never mind. 360 HCMARCUS You have exposed the conspiracy against the mutants of Broken Hills. 361 HCMARCUS Marcus agreed to join your party. 400 HCMARCUS About the missing people... 410 HCMARCUS About Jacob and Aileen... 420 HCMARCUS About Chad... 430 HCMARCUS About the escaped convicts... 440 HCMARCUS About a scientist from NCR... 500 HCMARCUS You've got a lot of nerve showing your face here again. 501 HCMARCUS Never mind. Could I ask you something? 502 HCMARCUS Never mind. Bye. 600 HCMARCUS I don't feel so good, boss. 601 HCMARCUS Don't do that. 602 HCMARCUS Don't you think this place is a little creepy? 603 HCMARCUS Hope you got hip waders... we're about walk into some heavy shit. 604 HCMARCUS I don't much like the looks of this place. 605 HCMARCUS This broken bone can only grind so much before I pass out, boss. 606 HCMARCUS Ahh, humanity. 607 HCMARCUS Now this is a fine example of why the Master was right. 608 HCMARCUS And you thought mutants were diseased. 609 HCMARCUS Careful here, boss. These guys look tough. 610 HCMARCUS Man... you humans never cease to amaze me. 611 HCMARCUS Hope you know where we're going... 612 HCMARCUS Let's kick their asses, boss. 613 HCMARCUS It's assholes like these that make me mad. 614 HCMARCUS Ahh, home again. 615 HCMARCUS Don't forget... I helped build this place. Be good. 616 HCMARCUS Nice to see the 'ol homestead again. 617 HCMARCUS I always hated this place. 618 HCMARCUS When do we leave? 619 HCMARCUS Let's get out of here. 620 HCMARCUS Don't think I'm wanted here, chief. 621 HCMARCUS So this is where it all started, eh? 622 HCMARCUS Let's have some healing over here, huh? 623 HCMARCUS Wanna play fetch, dog? 624 HCMARCUS Roll over, dog! Play dead! 625 HCMARCUS Hey dog! Sic 'em! 626 HCMARCUS Hey Lenny! You ever go to Broken Hills? 627 HCMARCUS Lenny! Let's get somethin' to drink! 628 HCMARCUS Nice to have another evolved human in the group, Lenny. 629 HCMARCUS Hey Myron! Wanna wreslte? 630 HCMARCUS Don't worry, little Myron. I'll watch out for you. 631 HCMARCUS Check out the big brain on Myron! 632 HCMARCUS Phwheew!!! Did someone just cut a muffin? 633 HCMARCUS [whistle] Daisy, daisy... [sing] 634 HCMARCUS Man, I've got one hell of a wedgie. 635 HCMARCUS At my age, it's nice to slow down every once in a while. 636 HCMARCUS Just watching the clouds... 637 HCMARCUS Zzzzzzzzz. 638 HCMARCUS Thanks, boss. 639 HCMARCUS Uh... thanks, friend. 640 HCMARCUS Err... thanks. I guess. 641 HCMARCUS Thanks. I was thirsty. 642 HCMARCUS Whoa...I feel a little funny. 643 HCMARCUS I guess Francis was right about Jacob. That murderous bastard won't cause any more trouble in this town. 644 HCMARCUS You have received a scoped hunting rifle. 1100 HCMARCUS Not a problem. 3000 HCMARCUS Let's head out. 3100 HCMARCUS Forget I asked then, asshole. 3200 HCMARCUS Never mind then. Your loss. 3300 HCMARCUS Darn. Maybe later then. 9999 HCMARCUS I wanted to ask you some questions... 10001 HCMARCUS Take some more stims and heal yourself. 10002 HCMARCUS Marcus, I need you to wait here until I come back. 10003 HCMARCUS Put your weapon away. 10004 HCMARCUS Stay close to me. 10005 HCMARCUS Don't get too far away. 10006 HCMARCUS We should spread out a bit. 10100 HCMARCUS C'mon, Marcus. Time to head out. 10007 HCMARCUS Let's head out then. 20000 HCMARCUS Right. 100 HCMICKY You see a short, spry gentleman. 101 HCMICKY You see Micky, the treasure hunter. 102 HCMICKY This very short man looks friendly and brave. His gaze darts around as if looking for shiny objects. 103 HCMICKY Hey there, friend! Haven't seen any jewels or precious metals lying around anywhere, have ya'? 104 HCMICKY Once again, you generously grace me with your presence. Any hidden treasure caches lying about that I should be aware of? 105 HCMICKY So, any riches you need tracked down? I'm the best of the best! 106 HCMICKY No trezhuur tooday. 107 HCMICKY Yah. Need yur help. 108 HCMICKY Who U? 109 HCMICKY Bye. 110 HCMICKY No, not today. If I run across any, I'll let you know, though. 111 HCMICKY Well, yes, actually. I think you'd be the perfect partner for a, shall we say, "joint venture.". 112 HCMICKY What's your name? 113 HCMICKY Never mind. 114 HCMICKY Me? I'm Micky, suave and debonaire Treasure Hunter of Broken Hills. 115 HCMICKY Hunnterr? 116 HCMICKY Bye-bye. 117 HCMICKY Treasure Hunter? 118 HCMICKY How nice. Good day. 119 HCMICKY Don't tell me you haven't heard of me! You've never been told of the tales of the Fast Micky? Of his running gun battles, two-fisted action, and pernicious plunderings? 120 HCMICKY Nup. 121 HCMICKY I'm afraid I've never had the pleasure. 122 HCMICKY Well, you're missing out, friend. One of these days I'll have to fill you in on the gory details. 123 HCMICKY Goodeee. 124 HCMICKY I'll be waiting with bated breath. 125 HCMICKY Oh well. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. The market for Treasure Hunters has really dropped in recent years. The whole death and famine and fight-for-survival thing really hurts people's sense of adventure. Keep me in mind, though, if anything comes up. 126 HCMICKY Okee-dokee. 127 HCMICKY You'll be the first on my list. 128 HCMICKY Really?! That's great! What'll it be? Gold? Jewels? Sacred artifacts? 129 HCMICKY Lotsa cash. 130 HCMICKY Nebbermind. 131 HCMICKY Apparently, a good bit of cash. Enough to live comfortably on for a long while. 132 HCMICKY Well, actually, I think I'll work on it myself for a little longer. 133 HCMICKY Wow! This is the break I've been waiting for. Whadda' ya say? Are we partners 50/50? 134 HCMICKY Yahh! 135 HCMICKY Nup. Bye 136 HCMICKY Oh, you bet. 137 HCMICKY On second thought, I think I'll see if I can't get it myself. See you later. 138 HCMICKY Excellent! So what's the story? Where are the bad guys? Whadda' ya want me to do? 139 HCMICKY Come wiff me! Go in dark place. 140 HCMICKY Let's just say, you'll be spending some time in the local "caverns". 141 HCMICKY Sweet! Just point me in the right direction! 142 HCMICKY Where trezhur? Downtown? 143 HCMICKY Well, I'm not really sure yet. I was told that I might find some treasure around here. 144 HCMICKY What? In the downtown area? Ha! Whoever told you that is either lying or insane. With the exception of some of the more foul and dank localities of Broken Hills, I've been all through this entire town and I haven't found a thing. I'm actually thinking of moving on. 145 HCMICKY Too baadd. Bye-Bye. 100 HCMINERS You see a mutant in dusty clothes holding a pickaxe. 101 HCMINERS You see a mutant miner. 102 HCMINERS You see a mutant in dusty clothes holding a pickaxe. From the calluses on his hands and the tired expression, you figure out this mutant must be a miner. He looks tired, and a little confused. 103 HCMINERS Whaddya want? 104 HCMINERS Ag-ag! Ooo! 105 HCMINERS Ork! Ooky! 106 HCMINERS Dallo? 107 HCMINERS Dallo! 108 HCMINERS What�s there to do around here? 109 HCMINERS Who are you? 110 HCMINERS Oh, good. An idiot. Touched by the radiation, eh, pal? I can�t understand you. I can�t help you. 111 HCMINERS I said I can�t help you! Go away and pester someone else! 112 HCMINERS What�s there to do? Well, the mine�s shut down because we haven�t got an air purifier that works. There�s the saloon. There�s the caravaneers, and there�s the general store. That�s about it. Wait� what were we talking about? 113 HCMINERS Who do I talk to about the mine? 114 HCMINERS Where�s the saloon? 115 HCMINERS Where are the caravaneers? 116 HCMINERS Where�s the general store? 117 HCMINERS Thanks. Bye. 118 HCMINERS Just one of the miners. Do you want someone important? 119 HCMINERS Yes. 120 HCMINERS No. 121 HCMINERS Bye. 122 HCMINERS The movers and shakers of the town are Marcus, who�s kind of the mayor and sheriff, Zaius, who�s the mine foreman, and Chad, who runs the caravan. Phil the bartender�s the leader of the ghouls, I guess� if you can say they have a leader. Who were you again? 123 HCMINERS Where can I find Marcus? 124 HCMINERS Where can I find Zaius? 125 HCMINERS Where can I find Cameron? 126 HCMINERS Where can I find Chad? 127 HCMINERS Where can I find Phil? 128 HCMINERS Thanks. Bye. 129 HCMINERS If you think you can help out at the mine, go talk to Zaius. He�s usually in the foreman�s hut outside the mine. He�s in a bad mood because of the air purifier being shut down. Anything else? 130 HCMINERS Phil the ghoul runs the saloon. He�s kinda the spokesman for the ghouls in town. You can find it to the east of the bank. Anything else? 131 HCMINERS Chad runs the caravans out of his place on the southwest edge of town. Anything else? 132 HCMINERS Liz, who�s a decent sort for a human, runs the general store just west of the bank. Anything else? 133 HCMINERS All right, then. See you later. 134 HCMINERS Cameron�s the leader of the normal humans here. He doesn�t much like mutants or ghouls, but he treats us okay. He�s a politician, so you�ll usually find him at the bank or the saloon. Sometimes you can even find him working at the blacksmith. Anything else? And where am I, anyway? Oh yeah� so� anything else? 135 HCMINERS Marcus is our leader. He helped found Broken Hills. You can usually find him at the Bank or the jail. Anything else? 136 HCMINERS Greedy bastard. Do you know how hard we work? I hope you rot. 137 HCMINERS Thanks for the ore! 138 HCMINERS I can�t believe the mine blew up. We�re all going to starve to death now. That mine was the only thing keeping this town going. Well, at least I can go senile without any more work� 139 HCMINERS You bastard! Die! 140 HCMINERS Thanks for fixing the mine for us. We really owe you for this. What can I do for you? 141 HCMINERS Who are you? 142 HCMINERS What�s there to do in this town? 143 HCMINERS Nothing. 144 HCMINERS We owe you for saving us from those NCR bastards. Thanks, pal. What can I do for you? 145 HCMINERS Who are you? 146 HCMINERS What�s there to do in this town? 100 HCMUTANT You see an old mutant. 101 HCMUTANT You see an old mutant, a resident of Broken Hills. 102 HCMUTANT On closer examination, you see an aging mutant. The strength in the mutant�s muscles is still apparent, as is the defensive pride with which it carries itself. 103 HCMUTANT I think� that� the radon gas keeps the miners young. 104 HCMUTANT I�m losing my memories� it all comes back to me� wait� 105 HCMUTANT Have you heard that the humans are plotting to kill us? 106 HCMUTANT I wish we were more accepted by the humans. We�re human in our own way. 107 HCMUTANT How goes the world outside? I don�t hear much these days. 108 HCMUTANT Someone said the FEV that made us is making us senile. 109 HCMUTANT It all seems to be slipping away from me. I used to be strong and quick... now I am little more than a human, it seems. 110 HCMUTANT What does life matter when it all ends anyway? 132 HCMUTANT Who let those dogs out? I�ll crush them! 133 HCMUTANT Franc and Manson better stay in hiding� I�ll crush their skulls barehanded if I catch them. 134 HCMUTANT Franc. Manson. Scum o� the earth. 135 HCMUTANT Little fuckwads are free to kill again, eh? 136 HCMUTANT We ought to get a search party going on those two. 137 HCMUTANT I ain�t gonna sleep easy �til those freaks are dead. 138 HCMUTANT There goes any thought of security. 139 HCMUTANT Well� ummm� who were you? 140 HCMUTANT Franc and Manson will behave? That�s a promise made in Stockton if I ever heard one. 141 HCMUTANT We�ll not be thanking you if those two shitheads cause more trouble, y�know. 142 HCMUTANT All right� I�m willing to give those two wankers a chance� 143 HCMUTANT How do I get home? 144 HCMUTANT Didn�t I just talk to you? 145 HCMUTANT I ain�t gonna sleep easy �til those freaks are dead. 146 HCMUTANT There goes any thought of security. 147 HCMUTANT Well� ummm� who were you? 148 HCMUTANT I knew it! I knew those gobs of shit had it in for us! 149 HCMUTANT I never did trust that Jacob bastard. 150 HCMUTANT So� humans try to kill us. Maybe we kill them instead. 151 HCMUTANT Ain�t all the humans�re doin� this, right? 152 HCMUTANT Well, well, well� more human trickery? 153 HCMUTANT I lose more every day� my memories and my faith in humanity went today. 154 HCMUTANT You�re a good one, you are. 162 HCMUTANT Francis is impressed. So am I. 163 HCMUTANT How can a human beat a mutant arm-wrestling? Did you cheat? 164 HCMUTANT So how are you going to use your new prize? 165 HCMUTANT Strong. Very strong. 166 HCMUTANT Once you�ve known a mutie, you never go back. 167 HCMUTANT I hear you were nice and- yeah... for Francis. 168 HCMUTANT I�m surprised you�re even walking. 169 HCMUTANT Heh� Francis may be old, but he�s still got it! 170 HCMUTANT Those poor people. 171 HCMUTANT Being trapped underneath the ground� 172 HCMUTANT I said then, I said, "Jacob and Aileen are trouble. So�re Franc and Manson." But would anyone listen? Noooooo. 173 HCMUTANT Tunnels, eh? I always knew those bastards were rats and worms. 174 HCMUTANT So those bodies are what that stench was, huh? 175 HCMUTANT Why do you hurt us? 176 HCMUTANT Humans never trust me. 177 HCMUTANT Leave me alone. 178 HCMUTANT Why don�t you die already? 179 HCMUTANT Why is it that humans always crush what they fear? 180 HCMUTANT You are scum. 181 HCMUTANT Your life is worthless. 182 HCMUTANT You� I remember a person like you� 100 HCOLDGHL You see a withered old ghoul. 101 HCOLDGHL You see one of the several old ghouls that make this house their residence. 102 HCOLDGHL I'm so tired. 103 HCOLDGHL So tired, tired of waiting, tired of waiting for yo-oo-ou. 104 HCOLDGHL When's bedtime? 105 HCOLDGHL What's that horrible smell? Oh, it's me. 106 HCOLDGHL Is it 4 o'clock yet? I want dinner! 107 HCOLDGHL Wow, I haven't broken my hip for almost an hour! 108 HCOLDGHL Anyone seen my teeth? 109 HCOLDGHL Where's my food? 110 HCOLDGHL Death! I'm the one you want! Over here! 111 HCOLDGHL Hello, Billy! I'm so glad you came back to see me. 112 HCOLDGHL Getting old isn't for sissies. 113 HCOLDGHL Oooops! My bowels! 114 HCOLDGHL Does anyone have a diaper? 115 HCOLDGHL I got a lot of wisdom I could impart, but I don't feel like it. 116 HCOLDGHL Ghouls these days... bah! 117 HCOLDGHL No respect... no one's got respect anymore. 118 HCOLDGHL I remember that old Set... 119 HCOLDGHL Wonder how ol' Jed is up in Gecko. 120 HCOLDGHL You like muties? I like muties. 121 HCOLDGHL I like potatahs! I like 'em mashed! I like 'em fried! 122 HCOLDGHL I'm hungry! 123 HCOLDGHL Wish we had some plants around. 124 HCOLDGHL I don't like being outside. 125 HCOLDGHL That ol' uranium mine's gotta give out soon. 126 HCOLDGHL You ain't from Vault City, are you? 127 HCOLDGHL I remember fightin' the Glowin' Ones under Necropolis... those were the days... 128 HCOLDGHL Let me tell you 'bout when we opened the Vault... 129 HCOLDGHL ...what was I sayin'? 130 HCOLDGHL ::yawn:: 131 HCOLDGHL ::pffffft:: 132 HCOLDGHL I ain't got nothing to say to no-one! 133 HCOLDGHL I need a nap. 134 HCOLDGHL It's cold and there are wolves after me. 100 HCOUTFIT You see a medium-size man wearing dusty clothing. 101 HCOUTFIT You see Bill, the Outfitter. 102 HCOUTFIT You see a medium-sized man in dusty clothing. He smells like he�s been tending brahmin. 103 HCOUTFIT Howdy, pard. What can I do for you? 104 HCOUTFIT Nimma ardle ah! 105 HCOUTFIT You give job? 106 HCOUTFIT I�m looking for a job. 107 HCOUTFIT I need to buy stuff. 108 HCOUTFIT What can you tell me about Chad? 109 HCOUTFIT Sorry about Chad. He had it coming. 110 HCOUTFIT Guess your caravan master Chad is in deep shit now. 111 HCOUTFIT Who are you? 112 HCOUTFIT Sorry, kid, but I can�t make out a word of what you�re saying. Have a lollipop. 113 HCOUTFIT Oooh! 114 HCOUTFIT Sure. There�s a heap of brahmin crap out back. Shovel that for a day and I�ll give you $100. Deal? 115 HCOUTFIT You want a job? Well, we got two choices: Shoveling brahmin dung for a day for $100, or you can escort one of our caravans for $200. We got caravans to Gecko, the New California Republic, and Vault City. 116 HCOUTFIT Okay! 117 HCOUTFIT Naw. 118 HCOUTFIT I�ll shovel the crap for a while. 119 HCOUTFIT I�ll do the caravan to Gecko. 120 HCOUTFIT I�ll do the caravan to NCR. 121 HCOUTFIT How about Vault City? 122 HCOUTFIT I changed my mind. I�d like something else, instead. 123 HCOUTFIT Bye! 124 HCOUTFIT Yeah? What do you wanna buy? 125 HCOUTFIT You got questions about Chad? Like what? 126 HCOUTFIT Is he skimming off the top? 127 HCOUTFIT Do you trust him? 128 HCOUTFIT What can you tell me about him? 129 HCOUTFIT Me? I�m Bill. I am, as the man said, the Bill you have to pay. Though technically, I suppose, sometimes I pay you. I�m the caravan outfitter for this town. I plan the caravan routes and arrange for provisioning. I hire people for jobs, and I'm also in charge of the Unity Patrols. 130 HCOUTFIT Jobs? What sort of jobs? 131 HCOUTFIT Thanks. Bye! 132 HCOUTFIT All right. Get started. 133 HCOUTFIT Not interested? All right. Come back when I can do something for you. 134 HCOUTFIT Okay! 135 HCOUTFIT Well, actually, I was interested in something else. 136 HCOUTFIT Bye. 137 HCOUTFIT All right. Gecko it is. Come back on the 1st of the month and you'll be on your way. Want anything else? 138 HCOUTFIT Yes. 139 HCOUTFIT No. 140 HCOUTFIT All right. The Republic it is. Come back on the 11th of the month and you'll be on your way. Want anything else? 141 HCOUTFIT All right. Vault City it is. Come back on the 21st of the month and you'll be on your way. Want anything else? 142 HCOUTFIT What do you want? 143 HCOUTFIT I�m looking for a job. 144 HCOUTFIT I need to buy stuff. 145 HCOUTFIT What can you tell me about Chad? 146 HCOUTFIT Sorry about Chad. He had it coming. 147 HCOUTFIT Guess your caravan master�s in deep shit now. 148 HCOUTFIT Who are you? 149 HCOUTFIT Nice dealin' with ya'. You want anything more from me? 150 HCOUTFIT Sorry. That doesn�t cut it for me. You want anything more from me? 151 HCOUTFIT No. Bye! 152 HCOUTFIT Y�done? Great. Here�s your $100, and if you need anything else, just let me know. 153 HCOUTFIT Pal, come back in an hour or two and I�ll be happy to sell you something. Right now, I�m busy with these brahmin. Do you want something else? 154 HCOUTFIT Is he skimming off the top? Not as far as I can tell. For a load of uranium, we charge $5,000. We get back $5,000. Ain�t no skimming there, far as I can tell. He�s got a nice place and always seems to have plenty of cash, but he might�ve brought that with him when came here. 155 HCOUTFIT I have a few more questions. 156 HCOUTFIT I want some other things. 157 HCOUTFIT I see. That�s all. Thanks. 158 HCOUTFIT Do I trust him? Obviously � to an extent. I trust him to run my caravans for me. He might be shady, but �til he gives me a reason not to trust him, I�ll keep on like I have. 159 HCOUTFIT I have some more questions. 160 HCOUTFIT I want some other things. 161 HCOUTFIT Great. Thanks for your time. 162 HCOUTFIT Lessee. He came to Broken Hills out of the desert. He didn�t have much but his smarts. He looked like he was being hunted by someone, but wouldn�t say who. He was always real quiet about his past. And � he�s a hell of a caravan master. That�s all. 163 HCOUTFIT I have some more questions. 164 HCOUTFIT I want some other things. 165 HCOUTFIT Thanks. 166 HCOUTFIT I�m off duty now. Talk to me when I�m at the shop. 167 HCOUTFIT He had it coming? You piece of crap, money ain�t worth killing over. Get the hell out of my store. 168 HCOUTFIT Bye. 169 HCOUTFIT Any trouble he�s in, he made for himself. Too bad� he was a hell of a caravan master. You want something? 170 HCOUTFIT Out of my store. Y�ain�t wanted here. 171 HCOUTFIT You ready to go to Vault City? 172 HCOUTFIT Ready to go to NCR? 173 HCOUTFIT You ready to go to Gecko? 174 HCOUTFIT Caravan�s canceled. We�re not sending any more down to that piece of shit hellhole, not if they�re going to try to kill our people. You want anything else? 175 HCOUTFIT Are you crapping out on my caravan? 176 HCOUTFIT Well, I need more time here. 177 HCOUTFIT I wanted to change caravan assignments. 178 HCOUTFIT More time? Fine. You got more time. Come back when you intend to fulfill your responsibilities. 179 HCOUTFIT Change? What caravan do you want? Gecko leaves on the 1st, NCR on the 11th, and Vault City on the 21st. 180 HCOUTFIT NCR. 181 HCOUTFIT Gecko. 182 HCOUTFIT Vault City. 183 HCOUTFIT Yeah? Fine. Get out of my store. Come back when you got enough guts to make the trip. 184 HCOUTFIT Great. Then get going. 185 HCOUTFIT I wanted something else first. 186 HCOUTFIT All right. 187 HCOUTFIT Pal, I can�t do anything else for you now. With all the mutants dead, we got no one to work the mine effectively. This town�s gonna ghost in a year or two. Ain�t nothing else here. So long. 188 HCOUTFIT Sorry, pal. I got nothing for you to do anymore. Ya' shoveled all the crap I had. 189 HCOUTFIT You want a job? Well, seein' as you shoveled all the brahmin crap, all I got left is caravans. You can escort one of 'em for $200. We got caravans to Gecko, the New California Republic, and Vault City. They go out once a week. 190 HCOUTFIT Awwwww darrn. Me lyk braaaamin craaap. Bye Bye. 191 HCOUTFIT You want a job? Well, seein' as you shoveled all the brahmin crap, all I got left is caravans. You can escort one of 'em for $200. We got caravans to Gecko and Vault City. They go out once a week. 192 HCOUTFIT You want a job? Well, we got two choices: Shoveling brahmin dung for a day for $100, or you can escort one of our caravans for $200. We got caravans to Gecko and Vault City. They go out once a week. 193 HCOUTFIT You have become an expert excrement expeditor! 194 HCOUTFIT Your Speech skill increased by 5%. 195 HCOUTFIT I'll take a caravan. 196 HCOUTFIT You already said you would go to Gecko on the 1st of the month. 197 HCOUTFIT You already said you would go to NCR on the 11th of the month. 198 HCOUTFIT You already said you would go to Vault City on the 21st of the month. 200 HCOUTFIT I'd like to change caravans. 201 HCOUTFIT Oh, that's right. Nevermind. 202 HCOUTFIT You bastard! You abandoned the goddamn caravan! Get the hell out of here! 203 HCOUTFIT Nevermind. I'll pass on the caravans for now. 204 HCOUTFIT All right. Gecko it is. The caravan leaves today. Are you ready to go? 205 HCOUTFIT All right. The Republic it is. The caravan leaves today. Are you ready to go? 206 HCOUTFIT All right. Vault City it is. The caravan leaves today. Are you ready to go? 207 HCOUTFIT Yep, I'm all set. Let's go. 208 HCOUTFIT Not quite yet. I'll let you know when I'm ready. Thanks. 209 HCOUTFIT Not yet. I'll let you know when I'm ready. I have some more questions. 210 HCOUTFIT Thanks. 211 HCOUTFIT [continue] 212 HCOUTFIT I'm sorry, but without Chad around to help manage personnel, I can't be givin' out work the way I used to. I'm gonna miss that poor bastard. Dyin' out in the wastes like some wounded brahmin. 100 HCPHIL You see a ghoul wearing an apron. 101 HCPHIL You see Phil, the bartender. He�s washing a glass. 102 HCPHIL You see a ghoul wearing an apron and washing a glass. Seeing as he�s right behind the bar, you assume he�s the bartender of this saloon. 103 HCPHIL Howdy, stranger. Welcome to town. What�s your name? 104 HCPHIL Doi? 105 HCPHIL ! 106 HCPHIL . 107 HCPHIL None of your business, pal. 108 HCPHIL Well, I�m kind of undercover right now. 109 HCPHIL Doi�s your name? Ha! Just kidding, pal. Here. Have a Nuka-Cola. Try not to disturb the other customers. 110 HCPHIL Ganks! 111 HCPHIL , eh? Well, pleased to meet you, bucko. Want something to drink? 112 HCPHIL Grink yes! 113 HCPHIL Oh no. No no no no. 114 HCPHIL , pleased to meet you. I�m Phil. I own this place. Now� what�ll it be? 115 HCPHIL Nuka-Cola. 116 HCPHIL Beer. 117 HCPHIL Rotgut. 118 HCPHIL Nothing. 119 HCPHIL Nothing, sorry. Bye! 120 HCPHIL Fine, pal. Be that way. I�m Phil. I own this place and run it. What�ll it be? 126 HCPHIL Undercover, eh? I guess I can understand that. I�m Phil, by the way. What�ll it be? 132 HCPHIL You want beer? Rotgut? Nuka-Cola? 133 HCPHIL Deer! 134 HCPHIL Notblut! 135 HCPHIL Gola! 136 HCPHIL Well, you just let me know when you want something and I�ll get you set up, friend. Try not to disturb the other customers, all right? 137 HCPHIL O-tay! 138 HCPHIL One beer it is. That�ll be $3, plus a $1 tip for me. That�s $4, kiddo. 139 HCPHIL �Ere! 140 HCPHIL No have. 141 HCPHIL Powerful drink, lad! That�s $5, plus a $1 tip for me, which makes it $6. 142 HCPHIL Powerful drink, lass! That�s $5, plus a $1 tip for me, which makes it $6. 145 HCPHIL Good for you, good for your skin. That�s $2. I�ll even let you off without tipping me. That�s $2, straight up. 148 HCPHIL . You need anything else to drink, you come on back to see me. 149 HCPHIL Otay! 150 HCPHIL ! You want something to drink? 151 HCPHIL Grink �es! 152 HCPHIL Grink no! 153 HCPHIL Hey, Doi! Welcome back. Got your seat all warmed up for you back there. 154 HCPHIL Anks! 155 HCPHIL That�ll be $2. 156 HCPHIL That�ll be $4. 157 HCPHIL That�s $5. 158 HCPHIL There ya go. 159 HCPHIL [Give Phil a $1 Tip] Here you go, Phil. 160 HCPHIL [Give Phil a $2 Tip] Thanks, Phil. 161 HCPHIL Oops, I�m tapped. 162 HCPHIL Nothing? Ha. Ha. You don�t park yourself here without drinking something, friend. I gotta pay the bills, too. Let�s try that again. SO! What�ll it be? 167 HCPHIL Forget it. I�m out of here. 168 HCPHIL �Til you�re buying, I ain�t talking. What�s your pleasure? 173 HCPHIL Forget this and forget your lousy drinks! 174 HCPHIL Thanks. Anything else? 175 HCPHIL Hey, thanks! Anything else? 176 HCPHIL Wow! Thanks! Anything else I can do for you? 177 HCPHIL I want more to drink. 178 HCPHIL What�s been going on in town? 179 HCPHIL What�s there to do around here? 180 HCPHIL What�s new? 181 HCPHIL Nothing. Forget it. 182 HCPHIL Tapped, eh? Too bad. You can stick around here, but don�t bug the customers. I got work to do. See you. 183 HCPHIL Bye! 184 HCPHIL Hey! Welcome back. What�ll it be? 185 HCPHIL Welcome back, pard. What�ll it be? 186 HCPHIL You again? What�ll it be? 187 HCPHIL You again? Whaddya want? 192 HCPHIL To tell you my name. It�s 193 HCPHIL Nothing, sorry. Bye! 194 HCPHIL Well, all right then! What�ll it be? 198 HCPHIL What�s been going on in town? Well� a couple of loons�ve been locked up for spreading hate propaganda. Mine�s purifiers are down. Caravans all over the place. That�s about normal. 199 HCPHIL Thanks. I have more questions. 200 HCPHIL Thanks. Bye. 201 HCPHIL What to do, what to do� let�s see� 202 HCPHIL - more - 00000203 HCPHIL Someone busted those lunatics out of jail! 204 HCPHIL Someone destroyed the mine! The town is doomed! 205 HCPHIL All the mutants are dead! 206 HCPHIL Not much. 207 HCPHIL I have more questions. 208 HCPHIL Thanks. See ya. 209 HCPHIL You look like a pretty burly guy. I�m betting you could arm wrestle with Francis. He�s the mutant sitting over there. Apparently he�s got a prize of some sort. Interested? Go talk to Francis. 210 HCPHIL Thanks. Is there anything else? 211 HCPHIL Thanks. See ya. 212 HCPHIL There are some people missing. We�re not sure where they are. If you could find them, I�m sure there�d be something in it for you. Do you want to start with that? Go talk to Marcus. 213 HCPHIL Thanks. Anything else? 214 HCPHIL Thanks! Talk to you later. 215 HCPHIL Hmm. The mine�s air purifiers are broken. You might want to go talk to Zaius, the mine foreman, about that. 216 HCPHIL All right. Anything else? 217 HCPHIL Thanks. See ya. 218 HCPHIL I understand that you can poke around the mine now. Hell, if you find anything, you might even get to keep it. 219 HCPHIL You got anything else? 220 HCPHIL Thanks. 221 HCPHIL Hell yeah! Find out where those two lunatics Franc and Manson went! 222 HCPHIL I�m on it. 223 HCPHIL Got it. See ya. 224 HCPHIL There�s always a caravan headed out someplace. If you wanna be part of one of those, you can talk to the Bill, the Outfitter. Other than that, we haven�t got much to do in this place. Sorry. 225 HCPHIL Thanks! I have a few more questions. 226 HCPHIL All right. Well, I�m outta here. See ya. 227 HCPHIL Yeah? Like what? 228 HCPHIL I want more to drink. 229 HCPHIL What�s been going on in town? 230 HCPHIL What�s there to do around here? 231 HCPHIL What�s new? 232 HCPHIL Nothing. Forget it. 233 HCPHIL I hope you don�t mind me saying that the folks �round here are a little pissed off that you kept that uranium for yourself. You been warned. Anyway� ready for a drink? 234 HCPHIL Yes. 235 HCPHIL No. But I have some questions. 236 HCPHIL Some folks might be a tad pissed off about Chad. You been warned. Ready for a drink? 237 HCPHIL Yes. 238 HCPHIL No. But I have some questions. 239 HCPHIL All the mutants are dead. Someone blew up the damn mine while they were in it. Some bastard must have cried wolf and they all just came running to help. I just don�t understand some people. Hell... Can I get you a drink? 240 HCPHIL Yes. 241 HCPHIL No. But I have questions. 242 HCPHIL Get out of my bar. Now. Scumbag. 300 HCPHIL ! 301 HCPHIL . 302 HCPHIL Well, 303 HCPHIL Thanks, 304 HCPHIL Hi again, 305 HCPHIL Hey, 306 HCPHIL You again, 307 HCPHIL No problem, pal. Here's your drink, too. Hey, anything else I can do ya' for? 308 HCPHIL Hey pal, thanks for all the tips. Lemme' give you one in return. I've heard that Liz, the owner of the General Store, keeps a stash of weapons in her basement. But you didn't hear it from me. 100 HCPROF You see a bemused man in a lab coat. 101 HCPROF You see the Professor. He looks like he's engaged in some madcap scheme. 102 HCPROF You see a bemused man in a lab coat surrounded by laboratory equipment. There's an insane gleam in his eye. 103 HCPROF You again? 104 HCPROF What is it you want? Out with it! I'm a busy man! 105 HCPROF Noo beezy? 106 HCPROF Test! 107 HCPROF Who are you? And what's with the scorpion? 108 HCPROF I'd like to take one of your tests. 109 HCPROF Nothing. Bye. 110 HCPROF Ah, a test subject! Would you like to take a test, my friend? 111 HCPROF Yes! 112 HCPROF No! 113 HCPROF You wish to take a test, eh? Do you want to test your hands, your eyes, or your brains? 114 HCPROF Ands! 115 HCPROF Yeyes! 116 HCPROF Rains! 117 HCPROF None! 118 HCPROF Then why are you wasting my time? I told you I'm busy, didn't I? I have too much to do to stand around wasting time talking to people like ... why am I still talking to you? Good day! 119 HCPROF Byeeeeee! 120 HCPROF Err... yeah. Bye. 121 HCPROF You wish to take a test, eh? Do you want to test your manual dexterity, your perception, or your intelligence? 122 HCPROF I'd like to test my agility. 123 HCPROF Let's test my eyes. 124 HCPROF How about my smarts? 125 HCPROF Hmm. None of them. Forget it. 126 HCPROF Very well. I'll be matching you against the scorpion. You will both attempt to unlock those boxes. Good luck. 127 HCPROF Go! 128 HCPROF Let's do it. 129 HCPROF Right. You'll stand behind this rail, and you and the scorpion will tell me the letters you read, from top to bottom, left to right. 130 HCPROF Go! 131 HCPROF Got it. Let's go. 132 HCPROF You and the scorpion will be playing a game of my own devising. I call it "chess". Are you ready? 133 HCPROF Es! 134 HCPROF Yep. I'm ready. 135 HCPROF I am the Professor. What I do is applied intelligence testing. I create chemical compounds to increase intelligence. I'm trying some out on this radscorpion here, after my failure with the plant. 136 HCPROF You tried it out on a plant? 137 HCPROF I'd like to take a test. 138 HCPROF Have you made anything that works? 139 HCPROF I see. That's all I wanted to know. Bye. 140 HCPROF Of course I tried it out on a plant! I'm trying to increase intelligence from the ground up! 141 HCPROF I see. Have you made anything that works? 142 HCPROF I'd like to take a test. 143 HCPROF That's all I wanted to know. 144 HCPROF Yes, I have, thank you very much! You ever hear of "Mentats"? I helped develop a method for easy mass-production of that chem! And others! Lots of others! 145 HCPROF All right, all right. Say, I'd like to try out my skills against your scorpion. 146 HCPROF All right, I believe you. I'll just be leaving. 147 HCPROF How... how could you kill my scorpion like that? I was close... so close... 148 HCPROF Shamble off 200 HCPROF Woo hoo! Beat THAT, Mr. Exoskeleton. 201 HCPROF Wooooooo Hoooo! 202 HCPROF Damn it! 203 HCPROF Aaaargh! 204 HCPROF ::click clack:: 205 HCPROF How the hell did you pick a lock with CLAWS? 206 HCPROF How U pik wiff CLAWS? 207 HCPROF ::chitter:: 208 HCPROF Well, that was a tie. 209 HCPROF You lose. Scorpion: 210 HCPROF , 211 HCPROF : 212 HCPROF . 213 HCPROF Errr? 214 HCPROF You have proven that you are just as agile as the radscorpion. 215 HCPROF Here, take these Mentats. You appear to need them. 300 HCPROF E...Z...W...T...O...D...F...E..R...T...F...P...Y...J...M 301 HCPROF Yes, that's correct. 302 HCPROF M...O...O...Moo? 303 HCPROF Uh...no, I'm sorry. That's way off. 304 HCPROF ::chitter chitter:: ::click clack:: ::chirp (tail swing):: 305 HCPROF Correct! Good boy! Gooooood boy! Your Morse code skills are improving nicely. 306 HCPROF You have proven that you are just as perceptive as the radscorpion. 400 HCPROF Checkmate ::click:: 401 HCPROF WHAT? You cheated! 402 HCPROF Ecmat? 403 HCPROF Don't be a sore loser. 404 HCPROF and...checkmate! 405 HCPROF Chekmaaate! 406 HCPROF ::chitter:: Kill plant! ::click-clack-click:: 100 HCRSUPER You see a weird mutant thing with splotchy skin and a ghastly smile. 101 HCRSUPER You see the refinery supervisor. 102 HCRSUPER You see a ghoul. Its skin looks like it�s ready to slough off the creature. It also looks like it�s readily accepted by the other townsfolk. 103 HCRSUPER You�re not supposed to be here! 104 HCRSUPER What do you want? 105 HCRSUPER Da yagga! Eep oop op! 106 HCRSUPER Dunno. 107 HCRSUPER I have some ore to be refined. 108 HCRSUPER Who are you? 109 HCRSUPER What is this place? 110 HCRSUPER I want some uranium. 111 HCRSUPER Nothing. 112 HCRSUPER Forget it. Bye. 113 HCRSUPER Look son, I�m sorry that you�ve got no mind. But you can�t be here. Run along now. 114 HCRSUPER -done- 00000115 HCRSUPER You can�t be here. It�s dangerous. Run along now. 116 HCRSUPER -done- 00000117 HCRSUPER Great. That�ll be $1000, no haggling. You might think that�s pricey, but it�s a steal considering what you�ll get for the finished product. 118 HCRSUPER It�s a deal. 119 HCRSUPER $1000? That�s ridiculous. Forget it. 120 HCRSUPER I�m the supervisor of this refinery. What do you want? 121 HCRSUPER What is this place? 122 HCRSUPER I want some ore refined. 123 HCRSUPER I want some uranium. 124 HCRSUPER Nothing. 125 HCRSUPER This is the refinery of Broken Hills. This is where we purify the ore dug from the mine. What do you want? 126 HCRSUPER What is this place? 127 HCRSUPER I want some ore refined. 128 HCRSUPER I want some uranium. 129 HCRSUPER Nothing. 130 HCRSUPER You don�t have enough money. Come on back when you do. 131 HCRSUPER -done- 00000132 HCRSUPER All right. Give us a day and we�ll have it ready for you. 133 HCRSUPER Great. Bye. 134 HCRSUPER Good luck getting it refined any place else. The process is dangerous � only a professional should do it. You want it or not? 135 HCRSUPER Yes. 136 HCRSUPER No. 137 HCRSUPER Fine. You don�t have any business here. Please leave so we can get our jobs done. 138 HCRSUPER Bye. 139 HCRSUPER That�s ridiculous. We�re not giving you any. 140 HCRSUPER Then die. 141 HCRSUPER Fine. Bye. 142 HCRSUPER Hey! Get away from there or you�ll suffer the consequences! 143 HCRSUPER Get out of my refinery. Now. 144 HCRSUPER We�re still working on it. Give us time. This isn�t instantaneous. 145 HCRSUPER I want to ask you something. 146 HCRSUPER Fine. Bye. 147 HCRSUPER It�s done. Before you take it, listen. Our town really needs this ore. If you donate it to the town, I�ll refund your money. What do you say? 148 HCRSUPER No way. 149 HCRSUPER Sure. 150 HCRSUPER Fine. Be that way. Here�s your ore. Now get out of my refinery. 151 HCRSUPER Bye. 152 HCRSUPER Thanks! Here�s your money back. 100 HCSCORP Look out! It's a radscorpion! 101 HCSCORP Looking closer, this scorpion appears to be wearing wire-rimmed glasses. It actually looks quite intelligent and non-threatening. 102 HCSCORP ::click:: ::click clack:: 103 HCSCORP Can I help you with something? You're disrupting my experiments! 104 HCSCORP ::scuttle:: ::click click click:: 105 HCSCORP What? What do you want with him? 106 HCSCORP Hiss! 107 HCSCORP Good boy! Stand up for yourself! 108 HCSCORP [it regards you warily] 109 HCSCORP [it makes gestures with its claws] 110 HCSCORP [it almost looks friendly] 111 HCSCORP Please don't bother the scorpion. He's had a rough day. 112 HCSCORP He's a little under the weather right now. 113 HCSCORP ::scuttle:: 114 HCSCORP ::click:: 115 HCSCORP ::click-clack:: 116 HCSCORP ::sharpen:: 100 HCSEYMOR You see a spore plant. 101 HCSEYMOR You see Seymour the spore plant. 102 HCSEYMOR You see a spore plant that somehow radiates an aura of intelligence. 103 HCSEYMOR Hi! Nice weather we've been having, huh? 104 HCSEYMOR Yoo talk? 105 HCSEYMOR Rrr? 106 HCSEYMOR Excuse me, but is this the plant that's talking? 107 HCSEYMOR Are you connected with that scientist in any way? 108 HCSEYMOR Bye. 109 HCSEYMOR Yes, I do talk. Better than some people, it seems. I'd smile at you right now, but I just don't have a mouth. [it laughs] Say, could you do me a big favor? 110 HCSEYMOR Es. 111 HCSEYMOR Nuh. 112 HCSEYMOR I'm looking for a better place to be. Right here is nice and all, but frankly, these plants aren't much for conversation. I was thinking over there, by the building with all the ghouls in it... Would you replant me? 113 HCSEYMOR Es! 114 HCSEYMOR Nuh! 115 HCSEYMOR Sure. 116 HCSEYMOR I think not. 117 HCSEYMOR Great! All you have to do is find a shovel, dig me up, and plant me over there. When you do, I'll tell you a secret. 118 HCSEYMOR Okay! 119 HCSEYMOR Nuh uh. 120 HCSEYMOR All right. Well, um... I'll be waiting here for you. Not like I really have a choice, you know. So long! 121 HCSEYMOR Byeeee! 122 HCSEYMOR If you should happen to change your mind, you know where to find me. I've put down roots here. Ha ha ha! Just a little plant humor for you. Oh, don't let me keep you. So long! 123 HCSEYMOR Bye. 124 HCSEYMOR Well said, well said! How delightful to see a homo sapiens use its brain to its fullest extent. My dear friend, would you be willing to do me a favor? 125 HCSEYMOR Es. 126 HCSEYMOR Nuh! 127 HCSEYMOR Why, yes! Yes, it is! Very astute, friend, very astute. I can see you didn't germinate yesterday! My fine-stemmed companion, would you be so kind as to do me a favor? 128 HCSEYMOR Sure. 129 HCSEYMOR I don't think so. 130 HCSEYMOR Deee-lightful! I'm very, very pleased. Just find yourself a shovel and come on back. When you're done, maybe I can tell you a secret. My friend, I do hope you continue to flower. 131 HCSEYMOR Um, right. So long. 132 HCSEYMOR I changed my mind. 133 HCSEYMOR Oh, yes, the Professor. He grew me from a tiny spore and nurtured me... but I realized from an early age that if I were to act as smart as I truly am, he'd cut me into pieces to examine me. So, I played dumb and got planted out here. It's nice... but I'd like to branch out a little. Y'know, maybe get planted someplace else... 134 HCSEYMOR "Branch out." Indeed. 135 HCSEYMOR Right. What do you want? 136 HCSEYMOR Uh... huh. I gotta go. Bye. 137 HCSEYMOR So does he still have the scorpion? That thing is a mean chess player... it has a lot of bark and plenty of bite, if you know what I mean... but I know how to beat him. If you do me a favor, I'll tell you how. 138 HCSEYMOR Really? How? 139 HCSEYMOR That's fascinating. A chess-playing plant. How prosaic. Goodbye. 140 HCSEYMOR My fine friend, if you will replant me near the ghouls' home over there, I will be happy to impart my deep-rooted knowledge of chess. 141 HCSEYMOR It's a deal. 142 HCSEYMOR No thanks. I'll handle the scorpion on my own. 143 HCSEYMOR Ahh, my friend, you have returned. This is quite a delightful place here. The shade is perfect, and the company is simply dazzling. That Typhon, what a kidder! He really makes my intellectual sap flow! 144 HCSEYMOR Chess? 145 HCSEYMOR What was that you mentioned about chess? 146 HCSEYMOR Bye. 147 HCSEYMOR Well, it was about how to beat the professor's scorpion at chess. My friend, it is simplicity itself. The Flying Liver Attack is like a flytrap to that bug - it walks right into it and then can't extricate itself. I guarantee your success. 148 HCSEYMOR Anks! Bye! 149 HCSEYMOR I appreciate the information! Bye! 150 HCSEYMOR My friend! Has the sun been shining upon you? How does your day flower? Are you ready for the move? I certainly am! 151 HCSEYMOR Es! 152 HCSEYMOR Nuh uh! No move! 153 HCSEYMOR Let's go. 154 HCSEYMOR I've changed my mind. I don't want to help you. 155 HCSEYMOR I'm so excited I could release a spore cloud all over myself! Let's go! 156 HCSEYMOR -done- 00000157 HCSEYMOR That's a pity, that's a pity indeed. I do hope you'll change your mind at some point. Perhaps the pollen of your indecision will blow my way again. Good day. 158 HCSEYMOR Uh. 159 HCSEYMOR Good day indeed. 160 HCSEYMOR Oooh... the soil here feels so... different. Cleaner, somehow. Probably because I don't have to share it with those other plants. Ahhh. Oh! Yes! If you ever run across the Professor and his scorpion, remember this chess maneuver: It's called the Flying Liver Attack, and the scorpion cannot stand against it. 161 HCSEYMOR Anks! 162 HCSEYMOR Thanks. I'll try that out. Bye! 163 HCSEYMOR I would also like to tell you that I happen to know the ghoul Typhon inside this building knows the whereabouts of a treasure trove. Perhaps that might be useful to you someday. 164 HCSEYMOR Anks! Byee! 165 HCSEYMOR Have you had time to reconsider? Would you like to help me? 166 HCSEYMOR Es! 167 HCSEYMOR Nuh! 168 HCSEYMOR Sure. 169 HCSEYMOR I think not. 170 HCSEYMOR Alas, you do not appear to have a shovel. Until you can find one, I can't go. I await your return with bated pistil. 171 HCSEYMOR Bye. 172 HCSEYMOR Psst! Hey! Hey, pal! Over here! 173 HCSEYMOR C'mere! I promise I won't hurt you. 174 HCSEYMOR Come on. You scared of a plant? 175 HCSEYMOR Over here! Let's get to it! 176 HCSEYMOR Yes, I'm a talking plant. Get over it and talk to me. 177 HCSEYMOR Whoa, friend. Don't just start digging. We've got to strategize the move first. Let's talk it over. 178 HCSEYMOR You replanted Seymour by the old-ghouls home. 179 HCSEYMOR Haf shuvl! Plant now! 100 HCSTEVE You see a smiling man dressed in leather armor. 101 HCSTEVE You see Steve, the greeter for Broken Hills. 102 HCSTEVE You see a friendly man in leather armor. He looks like he stands here all day waiting for someone to talk to. 103 HCSTEVE Hi there! I�m Steve. I�m the guy who can tell you where�s where and what�s what in this fine town. Can I direct you someplace, or give you any help today? 104 HCSTEVE Duh� 105 HCSTEVE Noken Heel? 106 HCSTEVE Tell me about the place. 107 HCSTEVE Who lives here? 108 HCSTEVE Who�s in charge? 109 HCSTEVE What�s new here? 110 HCSTEVE What services do you have here? 111 HCSTEVE Nope. Sorry. 112 HCSTEVE Oh dear. Another poor child of the wastes. Well, come in. You�ll find we�re just as hospitable as any of the other towns in the wasteland. 113 HCSTEVE Guyyyyyyyyyy! 114 HCSTEVE Indeed. Good luck, wanderer. And good bye. 115 HCSTEVE Nood eye! 116 HCSTEVE Broken Hills. We�re a mining town. We dig for things. Then we sell them. 117 HCSTEVE Bedig? 118 HCSTEVE Stell! 119 HCSTEVE That�s right. Out of the ground. We have a mine. I don�t think they have a job for you there, though. If you want one, talk to the Outfitter. 120 HCSTEVE Oh-kay. 121 HCSTEVE Sell stuff? 122 HCSTEVE We sell what we dig to other towns around here. They find it useful. If you want to sell something, you can talk to many of the merchants here. Anyway, I have to get back to work. You be good and careful here, okay? 123 HCSTEVE Oh-kay! Byeeee! 124 HCSTEVE I have to get back to work. You be good and careful here, okay? 125 HCSTEVE You again? Well, you know what you have to do -� be good and careful. Take care! 126 HCSTEVE Oh-kay! Byeeeeeeeee! 127 HCSTEVE Put your weapons away, partner. You won�t get any answers from me while you�re waving them around like that. 128 HCSTEVE We�re a small mining community. We were founded several decades ago by our sheriff, Marcus, and a man named Jacob. The two of them chose this site because it was near some uranium deposits. Would you like to hear more? 129 HCSTEVE Yes. 130 HCSTEVE No. 131 HCSTEVE We�re a collective of humans, mutants, and ghouls. We don�t have the racial tensions that plague Vault City; in our eyes, everyone�s equal. 132 HCSTEVE You live next to mutants? Don�t you know they�re evil? 133 HCSTEVE Equal? 134 HCSTEVE Thanks. Bye. 135 HCSTEVE Nominally, Sheriff Marcus is in charge of the city. He helped found it, and he helps us through our crises. In truth, though, everyone in the city has a voice. 136 HCSTEVE That seems unworkable. 137 HCSTEVE That sounds like a good way to run things. 138 HCSTEVE Go on. 139 HCSTEVE The guy who helped create the city�s still in charge? That would make him very, very old. 140 HCSTEVE Thanks. Bye. 141 HCSTEVE Aside from the mutants all being DEAD and this town being DOOMED� 142 HCSTEVE Aside from the mutants being dead and our only source of livelihood destroyed� 143 HCSTEVE Aside from you being a hero for exposing the corruption in our midst� 144 HCSTEVE Aside from realizing we have a cancer in our midst with the escape of Franc and Manson� 145 HCSTEVE Aside from Chad�s betrayal of the city and your justice -� for which everyone�s grateful -� 146 HCSTEVE Not too much, really. 147 HCSTEVE I have more questions. 148 HCSTEVE Bye. 149 HCSTEVE Oh. You again. 150 HCSTEVE Hi again. 151 HCSTEVE Welcome back. 152 HCSTEVE You want to know more? 153 HCSTEVE What�s new here? 154 HCSTEVE Who�s in charge? 155 HCSTEVE Tell me about the place. 156 HCSTEVE Who lives here? 157 HCSTEVE What services do you have here? 158 HCSTEVE No thanks. 159 HCSTEVE We make our living by refining the ore we dig from the hills, and selling it to nearby communities like Vault City, Gecko, and the New Californian Republic. We use some ourselves for our own power. More? 160 HCSTEVE Yes. 161 HCSTEVE No. 162 HCSTEVE Everyone�s equal. We all came from humans; we all have the same core underneath the exterior. To say that someone�s evil just because of their appearance indicates only ignorance. 163 HCSTEVE You calling me ignorant? 164 HCSTEVE That�s true. 165 HCSTEVE Not necessarily. Who knows what the virus that mutated him has done to his mind? 166 HCSTEVE Whatever. Bye. 167 HCSTEVE We find that it works fine for our purposes. Plus, Marcus is eminently fair. 168 HCSTEVE Where I can find Marcus? 169 HCSTEVE Bye. 170 HCSTEVE He is old. But he�s holding up well. See, he�s a mutant, and apparently they live longer than most other folks. 171 HCSTEVE You�re letting a MUTANT run this place? What are you, nuts? 172 HCSTEVE Really? I would have thought most of them would have died off by now. 173 HCSTEVE A mutant sheriff, eh? I�ll bet most folks here are pretty law-abiding, then. That must work out well. 174 HCSTEVE Bye. 175 HCSTEVE So now we�re eking out a living, creating our own version of civilization, and doing our best to avoid giving in to Vault City or NCR -� we don�t need their style of government. That�s all. 176 HCSTEVE Great. I have more questions. 177 HCSTEVE Thanks. Bye. 178 HCSTEVE If you�re going to persist in believing you can judge someone�s mind by what you see on the outside, then yes. You are undeniably ignorant. 179 HCSTEVE To hell with you, pal. YOU�RE the ignorant one. 180 HCSTEVE Oh, all right. You�ve got a point. 181 HCSTEVE Anyway, that�s all I wanted to say. Welcome to Broken Hills. 182 HCSTEVE Wait. 183 HCSTEVE Bye. 184 HCSTEVE If the mutants intended us harm, they�d have moved on us before now. They�re not going to last forever -� in fact, most of them are going senile now. Building a community isn�t going to help them achieve their aims. 185 HCSTEVE You have a point. 186 HCSTEVE They�re still evil. 187 HCSTEVE Bye. 188 HCSTEVE Pal, the more I talk to you, the dumber I feel myself becoming. With an attitude like that, you won�t be too welcome in Broken Hills. Excuse me. I have a job to do. 189 HCSTEVE Jerk. 190 HCSTEVE Time to die, jerk. 191 HCSTEVE We have a mine, a refinery, a tavern, a hotel -� which, by the way, has lost its owner, so we just let people stay there free -� a hospital, a general store, and a chemist. We grow our own food. 192 HCSTEVE All right. I have more questions. 193 HCSTEVE Bye. 194 HCSTEVE Well, many of them have. Since mutants are sterile� or so I�m led to believe � they�re dying out. The ones who are left seem to be getting senile, too. Not Marcus, though. He�s still as sharp as ever. 195 HCSTEVE Where can I find Marcus? 196 HCSTEVE I have more questions. 197 HCSTEVE Bye. 198 HCSTEVE Marcus, are you sure you don�t want to stick around and lead us for a while? 199 HCSTEVE Marcus: Ain�t no future in it. You�ll do fine without me. 200 HCSTEVE -more- 00000201 HCSTEVE Pal, you�re not wanted here. You�ve done enough damage. 202 HCSTEVE -done- 00000300 HCSTEVE You can usually find Marcus near the Bank � that also serves as a tougher jail � or at the Jail. Sometimes he�s in the tavern or at home, but he�s usually working. 301 HCSTEVE Bummer! 302 HCSTEVE Damn! 303 HCSTEVE Hooray! 304 HCSTEVE Scoundrels! 100 HCSULVAN You see a tall, graying, man with a tankard of beer. 101 HCSULVAN You see John L. Sullivan. The pugilist. 102 HCSULVAN You see a tall, older, man with muscular arms and a gray, but neatly groomed, handlebar mustache. 103 HCSULVAN Sure now, you've had a wee bit too much already. 104 HCSULVAN Begorah, but aren't you a stupid one. 105 HCSULVAN You'd give Torr a good run for his money. 106 HCSULVAN On your way now, ya wee strange one. 107 HCSULVAN Ach, another tribal tiched in the hayed. 108 HCSULVAN (Looks you up and down appraisingly) Well now, what have we here? Looks as though you dinnay know much about the sweet science at all do ye? 109 HCSULVAN If you would get off your wee high horse, I could see helpin' ye a bit with your skills. 110 HCSULVAN What are you talking about? 111 HCSULVAN Uh, yeah, whatever, mister. See you around. Maybe. 112 HCSULVAN Well, it's just my educated opinion but I can see by the way you move that you could do with a few pointers. 113 HCSULVAN Pointers? With what? 114 HCSULVAN I don't think so, old man. I doubt that *you* could teach me anything. Goodbye. 115 HCSULVAN About the sweet science, of course. The sportin' art. 116 HCSULVAN Uh, the art? Are you talking about magic!?! Can you teach me magic spells? 117 HCSULVAN What are you talking about? 118 HCSULVAN (he grins broadly) Sure and begorah, I could teach you about the wee folk, leprechauns, spriggans, Ban'sidhe and the like. Would you like that? 119 HCSULVAN That sounds great. Teach away. 120 HCSULVAN Pugilism, the manly art of hand-to-hand combat. That's what I mean. 121 HCSULVAN Pugilism, the manly, uh, and womanly art of hand-to-hand combat. That's what I mean. 122 HCSULVAN Well, I guess I could use some help with that. 123 HCSULVAN I think I already know more about that than you could possibly teach me. 124 HCSULVAN (talking to those around you) Did ye hear that? I got myself a live one here. Wants to hear bout the fairies and wee goblins and such. (Hooo, haah, haah-he doubles over in laughter) Here lad, have a drink on me, that's your ticket to the realms of the fay folk. 125 HCSULVAN (talking to those around you) Did ye hear that? I got myself a live one here. Wants to hear bout the fairies and wee goblins and such. (Hooo, haah, haah-he doubles over in laughter) Here lass, have a drink on me, that's your ticket to the realms of the fay folk. 126 HCSULVAN All I need is a drink? That's great. Thanks for the tip. 127 HCSULVAN Somehow, I feel as though you're pulling my leg a bit. 128 HCSULVAN Well, the drink's just a start. You have to find a fairy mound. (winks at the surrounding patrons) 129 HCSULVAN What then? 130 HCSULVAN Well, you sit by the mound and wait until you can see the fairy circle in the dew. If you jump into the fairy ring, you'll be made to dance until dawn with the wee folk. If you survive, they'll steal you away to the land of fairie. (heee, hah, hah, hah) 131 HCSULVAN Wow, how'd you find this out? 132 HCSULVAN Somehow, I think you're pulling my leg. 133 HCSULVAN Oh, it's in me blood, of course. Erin go bragh! (he hefts his tankard aloft) 134 HCSULVAN Yeah, go brag about Erin. Okay. Thanks for the tips. Hey, let me ask you about something else. 135 HCSULVAN Somehow, I think you're pulling my leg about this whole thing. 136 HCSULVAN Uh, well, uh, I can see that you're a busy man. See you later. Goodbye. 137 HCSULVAN (He looks you over.) Mebbe' so. Mebbe' so. Well then, suit yourself. 138 HCSULVAN I will. Goodbye. 139 HCSULVAN Well, mebbe' I am at that. Ne'er-the-less, you were a bonny good sport about it. Here's a beer, on me, for takin' it so well. 140 HCSULVAN Thanks. Now what were you saying about the sweet science? 141 HCSULVAN I'm not taking a beer from you. I know more than you could teach me, you old drunk. Goodbye. 142 HCSULVAN Well, let's go outside and see what I can teach you. You see, it's all about getting your whole wee body to snap just like a whip... 143 HCSULVAN Uh, huh. 144 HCSULVAN I don't have time for this right now. Goodbye. 145 HCSULVAN (Several, sweaty, hours later) So you see what you were doin' wrong then? 146 HCSULVAN Yes, I do. Thanks for taking the time to help me out, Mr. Sullivan. 147 HCSULVAN That was great. Let me give you $10 for some brew on me. It's the least I can do. 148 HCSULVAN Yeah, I guess so. Thanks. Goodbye. 149 HCSULVAN It was me very own pleasure. You take care o' yourself now. And if anyone asks...you just tell 'em that Fightin' John Sullivan taught you how to fight that way. 150 HCSULVAN Will do, John. Thanks. Goodbye. 151 HCSULVAN No, no, no. I could nay take money from ye. It was my very own pleasure to teach what I know. You take darn good care of yourself now. You've got real potential. 152 HCSULVAN That's great, let me ask you one thing though. Where'd you learn how to fight like that? 153 HCSULVAN Thanks, John. Goodbye. 154 HCSULVAN That was a long time ago. When I was a wee young lad, an' dinnay have any sense in me thick head. A place called Reno. You keep your nose clean and stay away from the likes o' that place. 155 HCSULVAN Where's Reno? 156 HCSULVAN Oh, okay. Thanks, John. Goodbye. 157 HCSULVAN I dinnay want to tell ye. You get on now. Just keep out o' harm's way. Goodbye now. 158 HCSULVAN OK, thanks again. Goodbye, John. 159 HCSULVAN Keep yourself outa trouble. I've taught you all I know. 160 HCSULVAN Thanks. You mentioned something about the art before? 161 HCSULVAN Thanks, John. I sure appreciate it. Goodbye. 162 HCSULVAN I mean the art of pugilism. I was just pulling your leg about the other stuff. I'd best be getting' back to me cup now. Good luck to ye. 163 HCSULVAN Oh, okay. Thanks, John. Goodbye. 100 HCSUPER You see a weird mutant thing with splotchy skin and a ghastly smile. 101 HCSUPER You see the refinery supervisor. 102 HCSUPER You see a ghoul. Its skin looks like it�s ready to slough off the creature. It also looks like it�s readily accepted by the other townsfolk. 103 HCSUPER You�re not supposed to be here! 104 HCSUPER What do you want? 105 HCSUPER Da yagga! Eep oop op! 106 HCSUPER Dunno. 107 HCSUPER I have some ore to be refined. 108 HCSUPER Who are you? 109 HCSUPER What is this place? 110 HCSUPER I want some uranium. 111 HCSUPER Nothing. 112 HCSUPER Forget it. Bye. 113 HCSUPER Look, son, I�m sorry that you�ve got no mind. But you can�t be here. Run along now. 114 HCSUPER -done- 00000115 HCSUPER You can�t be here. It�s dangerous. Run along now. 116 HCSUPER -done- 00000117 HCSUPER Great. That�ll be $1000, no haggling. You might think that�s pricey, but it�s a steal considering what you�ll get for the finished product from an interested buyer. 118 HCSUPER It�s a deal. 119 HCSUPER $1000? That�s ridiculous. Forget it. 120 HCSUPER I�m the supervisor of this refinery. What do you want? 121 HCSUPER What is this place? 122 HCSUPER I want some ore refined. 123 HCSUPER I want some uranium. 124 HCSUPER Nothing. 125 HCSUPER This is the refinery of Broken Hills. This is where we purify the ore dug from the mine. What do you want? 126 HCSUPER What is this place? 127 HCSUPER I want some ore refined. 128 HCSUPER I want some uranium. 129 HCSUPER Nothing. 130 HCSUPER You don�t have enough money. Come on back when you do. 131 HCSUPER -done- 00000132 HCSUPER All right. Give us a day and we�ll have it ready for you. 133 HCSUPER Great. Bye. 134 HCSUPER Good luck getting it refined any place else. The process is dangerous -� only a professional should do it. You want it or not? 135 HCSUPER Yes. 136 HCSUPER No. 137 HCSUPER Fine. You don�t have any business here. Please leave so we can get our jobs done. 138 HCSUPER Bye. 139 HCSUPER That�s ridiculous. We�re not giving you any. 140 HCSUPER Then die. 141 HCSUPER Fine. Bye. 142 HCSUPER Hey! Get away from there or you�ll suffer the consequences! 143 HCSUPER Get out of my refinery! Now! 144 HCSUPER We�re still working on refining your ore. Give us time. This isn�t instantaneous. 145 HCSUPER I want to ask you something. 146 HCSUPER Fine. Bye. 147 HCSUPER Your ore's done. Before you take it, listen - our town really needs this ore. If you donate it to the town, I�ll refund your money. Hell, if you want more money for it, I can even give you an extra $500 to make it worth your time. Please. With the fiasco at the mine, Broken Hills needs this to stay afloat. What do you say? 148 HCSUPER No way. 149 HCSUPER Sure. Don't worry about the extra $500. You probably need it more than I do. 150 HCSUPER Fine. Be that way. Here�s your ore. Now get out of my refinery. 151 HCSUPER Bye. 152 HCSUPER Thanks! Here�s your money back. Broken Hills won't forget this. 153 HCSUPER No problem. 154 HCSUPER I told you to get out of here! 155 HCSUPER ..little bastard comes in here and <grumble> <rant>... 156 HCSUPER An extra $500? Sure, I'll take it. 157 HCSUPER Thanks! Here's your money back with an extra $500. 158 HCSUPER Great. Thanks. 159 HCSUPER You figured out how to get uranium ore refined in Broken Hills. 160 HCSUPER You gave the refined ore back to Broken Hills. 100 HCTYPHON You see an old ghoul. 101 HCTYPHON You see Typhon, son of Set. 102 HCTYPHON You see an old ghoul with intelligence fairly gleaming from his eyes. 103 HCTYPHON Howdy there, kiddo, and welcome to the Old Ghouls' Home! 104 HCTYPHON Nol Ghul? 105 HCTYPHON Old Ghouls' Home? 106 HCTYPHON Who are you? 107 HCTYPHON Hey, you ever heard of a GECK? 108 HCTYPHON Bye. 109 HCTYPHON Another waste-baby, huh? Hey, kid, you want to know a secret? 110 HCTYPHON Yeh! 111 HCTYPHON Nuh uh. 112 HCTYPHON Back in my running days, I won quite a few races, made quite a bit of cash. Long time ago, I stashed all of my winnings not too far from here. If someone was t'do me a favor or two, I might tell 'em where that "treasure" is. 113 HCTYPHON Tell! 114 HCTYPHON No care. 115 HCTYPHON What kind of treasure? 116 HCTYPHON What kind of favor? 117 HCTYPHON I had other questions. 118 HCTYPHON Bye! 119 HCTYPHON Heh. All right, then. I ain't got nothin' for you. Go on, git. 120 HCTYPHON Bye. 121 HCTYPHON Kid, y'got to do me a favor, first. 122 HCTYPHON Okey! 123 HCTYPHON Nuh uh! 124 HCTYPHON What is it? 125 HCTYPHON Forget it. 126 HCTYPHON I'm an old guy, an' I don't get out too much. Ain't got much chance for action, y'know what I mean? So what I want is a Cat's Paw magazine. Find me one. 127 HCTYPHON Ere! [give Cat's Paw to Typhon] 128 HCTYPHON Okey! 129 HCTYPHON Nuh! 130 HCTYPHON Here you go. [give Cat's Paw to Typhon] 131 HCTYPHON All right. I'll be back. 132 HCTYPHON Forget it. 133 HCTYPHON Thanks for the mag, kid. Let me get back to you in an hour or so. 134 HCTYPHON Okay! 135 HCTYPHON I ain't done yet, kid! Sheesh! Can't an old ghoul have his privacy? 136 HCTYPHON -done- 00000137 HCTYPHON What kind o' treasure? Money, kid, lots and lots of money. Enough to satisfy any sane person. 138 HCTYPHON What's the catch? 139 HCTYPHON I don't need money. 140 HCTYPHON You're back, eh? You want to know about that treasure, kid? 141 HCTYPHON Es! 142 HCTYPHON Nuh-uh. 143 HCTYPHON What kind of treasure is it? 144 HCTYPHON Yeah, tell me. 145 HCTYPHON I had other questions for you first. 146 HCTYPHON No. 147 HCTYPHON Like what? 148 HCTYPHON This is the Old Ghouls' Home? 149 HCTYPHON You ever heard of a GECK? 150 HCTYPHON Who are you? 151 HCTYPHON Anything else you can tell me? 152 HCTYPHON It's kind of a joke. There ain't any ghouls but old ghouls. We're all sterile, see, but we're incredibly long-lived. We're the first and last generation of ghouls. This is a place for those of us who just wanna rest for a while. 153 HCTYPHON I see. I had other questions. 154 HCTYPHON Got it. Bye. 155 HCTYPHON I'm Typhon. Y'ever hear of Set? He used to run the old-time town of Necropolis. I'm his son. Got born before the radiation hit us, so I grew up mutated. Ain't never been any other way for me. 156 HCTYPHON Tell me about Set. 157 HCTYPHON Set? I heard he was a total bastard! 158 HCTYPHON I see. I had other questions. 159 HCTYPHON Got it. Bye. 160 HCTYPHON Yep. Used to have some, but all the pure-strain humans stole 'em to make their own little Gardens of Eden. Vault City might be your best bet to find one. Either there or NCR to the south. 161 HCTYPHON Damn. Okay, I had more questions. 162 HCTYPHON Damn. Bye. 163 HCTYPHON "Total bastard" would be a fine way to describe the old man. Being turned into a ghoul from the radiation didn't do much for his sense of humor or sense of authority, let me tell you. 'Course, it kinda screwed up everyone's brains. I think growing up ghoulie made it a little easier on me. 164 HCTYPHON I see. I had other questions. 165 HCTYPHON Thanks. Bye. 166 HCTYPHON Well? Do you have my Cat's Paw magazine yet? 167 HCTYPHON Es. [give Cat's Paw to Typhon] 168 HCTYPHON Nuh-uh. 169 HCTYPHON Yup. Here you go. [give Cat's Paw to Typhon] 170 HCTYPHON Not yet. I had other questions. 171 HCTYPHON Nope. 172 HCTYPHON Well, hurry it up! I'm an old, old ghoul, and I tell you, I gotta have relaxation! Now go, go, go! 173 HCTYPHON -done- 00000174 HCTYPHON Kid, that magazine stirred up the ol' juices, and I figure that for the sort of treasure I'm talkin', you can hunt me down a few more things. Go git me a blow-up doll. You can probably find one in New Reno. 175 HCTYPHON Okey! Bye! 176 HCTYPHON Nuh-uh! 177 HCTYPHON Here go! [give Blow-Up Doll to Typhon] 178 HCTYPHON All right. I had more questions. 179 HCTYPHON All right. Bye. 180 HCTYPHON Forget it. 181 HCTYPHON Got it right here. [give Blow-Up Doll to Typhon] 182 HCTYPHON This, kid, will hit the spot. Gimme a few hours and we'll talk more. Go on. [he eyes the doll lustfully] 183 HCTYPHON -done- 00000184 HCTYPHON Can't a guy get a little privacy! Git! Git! G'wan! 185 HCTYPHON -done- 00000186 HCTYPHON I'm all tuckered out now. Go get me some rotgut and we'll talk about the treasure. Phil the bartender should be able to take care o' that for you. 187 HCTYPHON Rite! Bye! 188 HCTYPHON No! 189 HCTYPHON Take! [give Rotgut to Typhon] 190 HCTYPHON Got it. Here you go. [give Rotgut to Typhon] 191 HCTYPHON Is that going to be it? 192 HCTYPHON All right. Bye. 193 HCTYPHON Forget it. 194 HCTYPHON I'll probably want... oh, one more thing. I'll tell you what it is when you get me my damn rotgut, all right? 195 HCTYPHON Fine. I'll do it. 196 HCTYPHON Forget it. 197 HCTYPHON That really hit the spot, kid. I was gonna ask you for a plant, but hey, I'll give you a break. 198 HCTYPHON Ank you! 199 HCTYPHON Thanks. I had other questions. 200 HCTYPHON That's a bit vague, but thanks. See ya. 201 HCTYPHON You find that treasure yet, kid? 202 HCTYPHON Nuh uh. 203 HCTYPHON Not yet. 204 HCTYPHON Nope. I had some questions. 205 HCTYPHON Nope. Bye. 206 HCTYPHON Well, keep lookin'. You're bound to get it eventually. 207 HCTYPHON Okay. 208 HCTYPHON Guess so. Bye. 209 HCTYPHON How's the treasure, kid? 210 HCTYPHON Bad! Caps! 211 HCTYPHON It was all bottlecaps! It's worthless! 212 HCTYPHON Ha ha. Funny. I had some questions. 213 HCTYPHON Forget it. 214 HCTYPHON Poo! Bye. 215 HCTYPHON What, they don't use caps as money anymore? You mean all that collectin' and hidin' and worryin' someone's gonna steal my stash was for nothing? God DAMMIT! Sorry to make you run around like that, kid. If I'd'a known... 216 HCTYPHON S okay. Bye! 217 HCTYPHON Yeah, well, you made your last mistake, old ghoul. Time to die. 218 HCTYPHON Suppose it could happen to anyone. I had some questions. 219 HCTYPHON Yeah, yeah. Okay. Bye. 220 HCTYPHON Guess it was an honest mistake. Bye. 221 HCTYPHON Gud. Where munnee? 222 HCTYPHON Gee, Typhon. You're so thoughtful. So, where's the cash? 223 HCTYPHON All right. I remember stashing the cash somewhere downtown. It's been so many years, though, and the buildings have been built and rebuilt over and over, that I'm not sure exactly where it is. If it helps any, I remember thinkin' I should put it somewhere that wasn't likely to be torn down or plowed over. Somewhere indispensible, ya' know? Good luck to you. 224 HCTYPHON You finally got Typhon to spill his guts about location of the hidden loot. 300 HCTYPHON But Hegel's dialectic doesn't account for... 301 HCTYPHON Hegel, Hegel, Hegel! You're always on about Hegel! 302 HCTYPHON So then the woman says, "That's not a rabbit, vicar!" 303 HCTYPHON Ha ha ha ha! 304 HCTYPHON And the first proton says, "Yeah, I'm positive!" 305 HCTYPHON [groan] That's SO bad, I'm wilting. 306 HCTYPHON It's not easy being green. 307 HCTYPHON Tell me about it. 308 HCTYPHON But it's completely apparent that this is a philosophical dead end! 309 HCTYPHON That's only because you haven't examined all the ramifications of it. Now, if you... 310 HCTYPHON You want some fruit? 311 HCTYPHON Feed me, Seymour. 312 HCTYPHON Brains...braaaaaains...sorry, old habit. 313 HCTYPHON That's okay. I don't have one, remember? 314 HCTYPHON Well, certainly manure works well, but there's nothing like a rotting corpse for compost. 315 HCTYPHON So that's why you wanted to move over here! Easy pickings. 316 HCTYPHON Let me tell you, there's nothing like a good fast run. 317 HCTYPHON You really feel the wind through the wisps of your hair, yes? 318 HCTYPHON I haven't pollinated in years! 319 HCTYPHON Imagine being trapped in THIS body! No action! No action at all! 320 HCTYPHON Maybe if you gave photosynthesis at chance... 321 HCTYPHON I'm not responsible for my evolutionary roots, you green bastard! 322 HCTYPHON Whoo-ee! I sure hope you can process methane! 323 HCTYPHON My leaves! My poor leaves! Aaaaagh! 324 HCTYPHON I like this place. I'm thinking of putting down roots here. 325 HCTYPHON Okay, enough with the endless plant jokes, pal. 326 HCTYPHON I wonder how my cousins in Arroyo are doing? I hope they're flourishing. 327 HCTYPHON Of course they are! Unless some rat-bastard slaughters them all. 328 HCTYPHON Well, I think I'll go open a door or something... 329 HCTYPHON I think I have opposable thumb envy. 330 HCTYPHON Not to go out on a limb here... 331 HCTYPHON Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! No more plant jokes! 332 HCTYPHON Check out the grains on that wheat stalk! Woo woo! 333 HCTYPHON Down boy! I don't think your vacuoles can take it. 334 HCTYPHON Want me to read you a story? 335 HCTYPHON How about The Giving Tree? Jack and the Beanstalk? Catcher in the Rye? 336 HCTYPHON A GECK? Yeah, there was a guy who... 337 HCTYPHON Shhh! Shh! Someone's listening! 338 HCTYPHON It's the great cycle of life, you see... life feeds on life feeds on life... 339 HCTYPHON Uh huh. But YOU still eat manure. Sheesh... plant philosophy... 340 HCTYPHON Can I play with your power armor someday? 341 HCTYPHON You mean that old suit I keep in the closet? Tee hee... 342 HCTYPHON Yeah, I've dabbled in cross-pollination. 100 HCZAIUS You see a tough-looking old mutant. 101 HCZAIUS You see Zaius, the mine foreman. 102 HCZAIUS On closer examination, you see a tough old mutant with a pickaxe and miner�s helmet. 103 HCZAIUS You the new guy in town? 104 HCZAIUS Eek, oog og! 105 HCZAIUS New! Me! Town! 106 HCZAIUS That�s right. 107 HCZAIUS Yeah, rolled in a little while back. 108 HCZAIUS No, genius, I�ve been living here all along and you never noticed me. 109 HCZAIUS Heard you�re having a little trouble with the mine. 110 HCZAIUS What can you tell me about this place? 111 HCZAIUS Ummm� riiiight. Tell you what. Here�s a couple of dollars. Head on down to the saloon and get yourself something to drink. 112 HCZAIUS Yagga? Ogg? Gronk! 113 HCZAIUS Can�t understand you, pal. Why not head on down to the saloon? Hell, maybe Francis will arm-wrestle with you. 114 HCZAIUS Wessle? O-KAY! 115 HCZAIUS Right. Well, I�m Zaius. Now that we�re introduced� You any good with your hands? We�ve got a problem with our air purifier on the lower level of the mine, but we haven�t got the parts to fix it or the protective gear to avoid being overwhelmed by the radon gas that's been building up. 116 HCZAIUS I�m not too good. Sorry. 117 HCZAIUS Not too shabby. What�ll it take? 118 HCZAIUS Well, I�ll hope that you enjoy your stay here in Broken Hills. 119 HCZAIUS (more) 120 HCZAIUS Ha. Ha. Funny. Nothing better than a smart guy to solve a problem. 121 HCZAIUS Smarter than anyone else in this shithole town. 122 HCZAIUS Oh? There�s a problem? What is it? 123 HCZAIUS The main problem here is that you�re an idiot. 124 HCZAIUS That�s me. Smart guy. What�s your problem? 125 HCZAIUS Our air purifier�s broken. It�s on the bottom level. We�ve got no parts, and we�ve got no protective equipment. Without the parts, we can�t fix it. Without the protection, the radon gas�ll nail us. Are you any good with your hands? 126 HCZAIUS I�m all right. 127 HCZAIUS No. Not really. 128 HCZAIUS You again, eh? 129 HCZAIUS Ork! Ooo! Ug ug! 130 HCZAIUS Hi! HIIIII! Me (name)! 131 HCZAIUS Pal, I already gave you some money. Go bother someone else, eh? 132 HCZAIUS Hi again. Why not go check out� umm� the bank in town? I�m sure there are plenty people there who�d love to talk to you. 133 HCZAIUS Well, if you ever happen to think of a way, let me know. 134 HCZAIUS Really? Would you do it for me� and, more importantly, for Broken Hills? 135 HCZAIUS What�s in it for me? 136 HCZAIUS Sure, I�ll do it. 137 HCZAIUS Not right now. 138 HCZAIUS Izzat so? Well, my brainy friend, why not fix the air purifier down below? You�ll need the parts, and you�ll need to find a way to breathe the gas. Until you can show me you can do that, I think I�ll just assume the only thing smart about you is your mouth. 139 HCZAIUS What�s in it for me? 140 HCZAIUS Sure, I�ll do it. 141 HCZAIUS Are you kidding? 142 HCZAIUS The main problem is that I�m an idiot. I�m repeating this because I don�t believe that your asshole just spouted something that sounded like words. Get out of my sight, maggot. 143 HCZAIUS Aside from the jerks who keep harassing me, the problem is the air purifier in the mine. It�s busted, and we don�t have the protective gear to breathe the radon and we don�t have the parts to fix it. You can, though, right? Because you�re so smart? 144 HCZAIUS What�s in it for me? 145 HCZAIUS Sure, I�ll do it. 146 HCZAIUS Are you kidding? No way. 147 HCZAIUS . How's that sound? 148 HCZAIUS Like shit. I want more. 149 HCZAIUS Sounds good to me. 150 HCZAIUS Forget it. I�m out. 151 HCZAIUS Great! You�ll need the parts, of course. Go to New Reno and look for Renesco. He�s got tools lying around the shop. Tell him Zaius sent you. Tell him that I said, "The canary�s kicked the bucket." I don�t know where to get protective equipment for the gas. I suppose you could go in without any but you'll be hurting. Again, thank you. 152 HCZAIUS No problem. Bye. 153 HCZAIUS No? Well, if you should change your mind, you know where to find me. 154 HCZAIUS Sure thing. Bye. 155 HCZAIUS it is, then. Take half now. I�ll give you the other half when you�re done. Go to New Reno and look for Renesco. He�s got tools just lying around his office. He should be able to help you with the parts. 156 HCZAIUS See ya. 157 HCZAIUS Sorry. That�s the limit. Take it or leave it. 158 HCZAIUS I�ll take it. 159 HCZAIUS I�ll leave it. 160 HCZAIUS Fine. Leave it, then. No thanks. 161 HCZAIUS Whatever. 162 HCZAIUS Hi, friend! 163 HCZAIUS Oh, good. It�s you again. 164 HCZAIUS Howdy. 165 HCZAIUS Y�know, I knew those bastards Franc, Manson, Jacob, and Aileen had it out for us. Well done! So� 166 HCZAIUS I hope you�ve given some thought to giving the ore back to the town� so� 167 HCZAIUS Thanks for selling the ore. It�s not like we couldn�t use it or anything. So� 168 HCZAIUS Thanks so much for returning that ore. You don�t know how hard we work for that stuff. 169 HCZAIUS What do you want now? 170 HCZAIUS Can you tell me about the town? 171 HCZAIUS I hear you�re having trouble with the mine. 172 HCZAIUS How�re things? 173 HCZAIUS You get along all right with the humans? 174 HCZAIUS You changed your mind about trying to fix the mine yet? 175 HCZAIUS What�s in it for me? 176 HCZAIUS Sure, I�ll do it. 177 HCZAIUS Not right now. 178 HCZAIUS No. 179 HCZAIUS How�s it coming? I hope you�re going to take care of this soon� 180 HCZAIUS It�s coming along all right. 181 HCZAIUS I�m a busy man. I haven�t gotten around to it yet. 182 HCZAIUS I should be able to let you know soon. 183 HCZAIUS You�ve got the parts? Great� I hope you�ve got some protective gear. The fumes can take you down. 184 HCZAIUS I�m ready to go. 185 HCZAIUS I�ll be going soon. 186 HCZAIUS You�ve got the parts? Great� I hope you�ve got some protective gear. The fumes can take you down. 187 HCZAIUS I�m ready to go. 188 HCZAIUS I�ll be going soon. 189 HCZAIUS You�ve fixed it? Excellent! Say, I know you were doing this for free, but� I couldn�t let you do that. So me and the guys got together and got you this. It�s a combat shotgun. Good luck. And thank you. 190 HCZAIUS No problem. Thanks! 191 HCZAIUS You�ve fixed it? Excellent! As agreed, here�s the remainder of what we owe you. Thank you again. 192 HCZAIUS You bastard. You�re going to die now. 193 HCZAIUS Good, good. Please hurry, though� our town needs what we get out of here. 194 HCZAIUS Sure thing. See ya. 195 HCZAIUS Don�t rush me. I�m a busy man. Jerk. 196 HCZAIUS Well, I�m sorry, Mr. High and Mighty, but I think that the town�s survival might be a little more important. Hurry it up, will you? 197 HCZAIUS Bite me. I�ll get it done. See ya. 198 HCZAIUS That�s the last straw. Goodbye, dead man. 199 HCZAIUS Please hurry. The mine is our town�s lifeblood. 200 HCZAIUS All right, all right. 201 HCZAIUS Well, the best person to talk to about that would be Marcus, over at the bank, or Steve, the greeter for the town. 202 HCZAIUS Hmm. All right, thanks. 203 HCZAIUS I�ll go ask them, then. 204 HCZAIUS I�d have to say they�re all right. Still� they could always be better. 205 HCZAIUS Heh. Thanks for all the information. 206 HCZAIUS Well, as the mutants are not only getting old and senile -� the gas keeps them young, or something -� I�d have to say things are pretty good. I mean, we don�t want to kill everyone, and as far as I can tell, the humans don�t think too poorly of us. �Course, that�s not including the humans from the other places around here� now those are some bastards. 207 HCZAIUS All right, thanks. Bye. 300 HCZAIUS . How's that sound? 301 HCZAIUS . How's that sound? 302 HCZAIUS $ 381 HCZAIUS I�m a busy woman. I haven�t gotten around to it yet. 382 HCZAIUS Don�t rush me. I�m a busy woman. Jerk. 383 HCZAIUS Well, I�m sorry, Mrs. High and Mighty, but I think that the town�s survival might be a little more important. Hurry it up, will you? 400 HCZAIUS I've got a note with your name on it. Found it on a dead woman in the tunnels. Would you care to comment? 401 HCZAIUS Hey, I just received the note. Go talk to Francis about it, all right? He's the one who wrote it. 402 HCZAIUS If you had a hand in killing those people, I want to know about it. 403 HCZAIUS All right. See ya. 404 HCZAIUS No! We're just protecting ourselves from the conspiracy. Marcus believes in law and evidence, and even though he knows these people are dangerous, he doesn't know who they are- and he's too honorable to plant evidence. My part is keeping Francis restrained from all-out revenge. 405 HCZAIUS Sounds too tidy. I'm going to check this out with Francis. 406 HCZAIUS I knew Francis couldn't handle exposure. He knew the risks of what he did, but I guess he didn't figure on ever being caught. He'll be all right eventually. I hope the same will be true of Broken Hills. 407 HCZAIUS I hope so too. I have some questions. 100 HICAVEIN The mine has caved in. 100 HICONSOL You see a computer console for the power station. 101 HICONSOL This console must be used to divert and regulate power in Broken Hills. 102 HICONSOL You probably shouldn't touch this equipment without a good reason. 103 HICONSOL Unscientifically fiddling with the controls isn't going to get Eric his extra power. 104 HICONSOL You've already routed more power to Eric's home. 105 HICONSOL You probably shouldn't touch this equipment without a good reason. 106 HICONSOL You attempt to increase the power flow to Eric's home, but are unsuccessful. 107 HICONSOL In your bumbling attempt to figure out how to regulate power flow, you incur a massive electrical shock. 108 HICONSOL You manage to figure out how to route more power to Eric's home. 109 HICONSOL You successfully route more power to Eric's home. In addition, you optimize Broken Hills' entire power grid. 100 HIDEAD You see a dead body. It appears to have been chewed by animals. 101 HIDEAD Upon closer inspection it appears this person was shot before being chewed by animals. 102 HIDEAD You see the body of a young Broken Hills woman. 103 HIDEAD There appears to be a piece of paper of some kind sticking through the lining of her clothing. 0 HIMANHOL {100}{}{You successfully entered Liz's hidden weapons cache.} 100 HINOTE "Zaius: Marcus isn't doing anything about that mutant-hater Jacob and his damned conspirators. First they disable the air purifier...and then what? I found their secret meeting tunnels. I figure a body or two down there could implicate Jacob. If you want in, let me know. And burn the damn note this time!" - Signed, Francis 100 HIPOWER This is the power generator for Broken Hills. 100 HIWELL You see the Broken Hills town well. 101 HIWELL The town well is built with cracked and loose bricks. A dank, musty odor emantes from below. 102 HIWELL Remembering what Typhon said about hiding the treasure somewhere "indispensible" and "that wasn't likely to be torn down or plowed over", you make a thorough check of the old well. A few feet down on the inside, you notice one brick jutting out substantially from the rest of the wall. 103 HIWELL Goodeee! Trezhur! 104 HIWELL Cha-ching! I'm gonna be stinkin' rich! 105 HIWELL Gently pulling the loose brick from the wall, you gaze into the darkness looking for the booty you have earned. 106 HIWELL Where munneee? 107 HIWELL Hmm... can't quite see down there. 108 HIWELL You heave the useless brick into the well, hoping to free up your hands. 109 HIWELL Huunngh! Get munneee! 110 HIWELL Hunnngh! All right. Time to get the cash! 111 HIWELL Suddenly, from out of the hole in the well's wall, a sizeable bag with a rope attached to it plunges into the darkness of the well. In your haste to retrieve the treasure, you failed to notice that the brick you discarded was attached by a rope to the very loot you were seeking. 112 HIWELL Poopie! 113 HIWELL Crap! This sucks! 114 HIWELL Yes, it does suck. It looks like you'll need to figure out a way to get the treasure out of the well. You're much too big to make it down the well without getting stuck. Looks like you'll need some help. 115 HIWELL Too big go down well. 116 HIWELL It's no good. I can't get down the well. I'm too big. 117 HIWELL Uh...friend, this isn't...uh...quite what I had in mind. 118 HIWELL GO, shortee! 119 HIWELL Short guy nice. Like short guy. 120 HIWELL Keep goin', Short Round. 121 HIWELL You're doing great! Just a little further. 122 HIWELL All right, all right. I'm going.... Auugghh... It stinks down here! OK. Almost there... YES! 123 HIWELL Got muneee?! 124 HIWELL You got it?! 125 HIWELL Yep, it's right here! My GOD! This sack is HUGE! That old man wasn't kidding. There must be a load of cash in here! 126 HIWELL GIMMEEE!!! 127 HIWELL Tie the sack to the rope! I'll pull it up! 128 HIWELL Yeah, right! So you can go running off with my share? I don't think so! Just give me a second to check it out. 129 HIWELL OK. 130 HIWELL Whatever. You're not going anywhere. 131 HIWELL I'm opening the sack. It's... it's beautiful! It's so shiny! It's...it's.... Uh oh... 132 HIWELL Uh oh? 133 HIWELL Uh oh'? You said 'Uh oh'. Why did you say 'Uh oh'? 134 HIWELL Uh... never mind! [snicker]... Check it out. 135 HIWELL [Micky ties the sack to the rope, and you haul it up. It's pretty heavy. Maybe Micky's wrong.] 136 HIWELL Lookee, lookee! 137 HIWELL Let's see what we've got here. 138 HIWELL [You gingerly open the sack, relishing the adrenaline rush. The fabric of the sack parts to reveal.....] 139 HIWELL Yah, Yah? 140 HIWELL What is it? 141 HIWELL 10000 bottlecaps. 142 HIWELL CAPS?! 143 HIWELL Freakin' bottlecaps?! 144 HIWELL That's a pisser, ain't it kid? Well, better luck next time. Get me out of here! 145 HIWELL Old ghoul make funnee joke! Ha Ha! 146 HIWELL That bastard old ghoul tricked me! He just wanted me to waste my time running around so he could laugh at me! 147 HIWELL Uh... friend? A little help here? 148 HIWELL He knew I'd spend hours... no, DAYS, running all over creation to find that crap he wanted just so he could have a good giggle! 149 HIWELL Uh... look. There's a large multi-legged thing down here that I'd like to get away from. Could ya hurry up? 150 HIWELL Typhon should have known that caps were useless these days. Shouldn't he? 151 HIWELL Oh my GOD! It's crawling on me! HELP! 152 HIWELL Y'know, it's really kind of sweet when you think about it. He really thought he was helping me out. Maybe I shouldn't be so hard on the old guy. ::sigh:: So much for the treasure. I've guess I've got places to go. 153 HIWELL ::Whimper...:: 154 HIWELL No care bout well no more. 155 HIWELL Hmmmm... I keep having this feeling that I've forgotten something about the well. Oh well, no time to waste. 156 HIWELL Could someone help me out here? 157 HIWELL HELP!!! 158 HIWELL Ooooh! Moss! I'm hungry! 159 HIWELL It's crawling on me! Oh God! 160 HIWELL I'm gonna get you for this! 161 HIWELL Oh my god! Morlocks! 162 HIWELL [whistle] When I'm a little scared, I [shudder] sing this merry song... [whistle] 163 HIWELL So...mad...right...now! 164 HIWELL I suppose a secret passage would be too much to ask for. 100 HSPURIFY A large piece of machinery. 101 HSPURIFY The air purifier is making clunking and creaking noises. It appears to be broken. Maybe it needs a part.. 102 HSPURIFY The air purifier whirs quietly. It appears to be in working order. 110 HSPURIFY That part could not possibly fix this. 120 HSPURIFY You repaired the air purifier. 125 HSPURIFY You destroyed the air purifier. 129 HSPURIFY The conspirators can no longer send the destruct signal to the explosive switch. It is useless, so you throw it away. 130 HSPURIFY It is already fixed. 131 HSPURIFY Clunk 132 HSPURIFY Creak 133 HSPURIFY Clank 100 HTBODY This person appears to be dead. 101 HTBODY It looks like these people may have been murdered. 0 HTCORPSE {100}{}{You see the remains of several Broken Hills citizens.} 100 HTFLIES There are more flies gathered on this building than you have ever seen in one place. There must be something tempting within. 0 HTSECRET {100}{}{You have found a secret chamber of the mine.} 100 ICMERC You see a well-armed mercenary. 150 ICMERC You see a rugged looking man dressed in leather armor. Numerous scars and gunshot wounds cover his body. His armor and weapons, on the other hand, look well-maintained, almost new. 151 ICMERC You see a well-armed raider. He is scanning the area and fingering his weapon. 200 ICMERC Well, look at the brass balls on this son of a bitch... 201 ICMERC Contact! 202 ICMERC The area's been breached! 203 ICMERC We got us an intruder, boys! 204 ICMERC Scramble, boys, we got an intruder! 205 ICMERC Well, look who stopped in ta die� 206 ICMERC Damn! Somebody found us! 207 ICMERC You got some sand comin' in here� 208 ICMERC You just walked into the *wrong* place, bitch. 209 ICMERC Well, look at the swagger on this bitch... 250 ICMERC We went out drinking, and he called it 'attitude adjustment hour,' so we kicked his ass. 251 ICMERC We need to check those clusters in the cave... 252 ICMERC Almost time to do another check of the perimeter� 253 ICMERC Man, that tribal *stinks.* All his kind do. 254 ICMERC Damn Vault City laser cannons� 255 ICMERC Tired of polishing my gun� both of them. 256 ICMERC How long we gotta stay out here? 257 ICMERC We should be movin' out in a few days� 258 ICMERC Can't wait ta get back ta Reno. *'Specially* the Cat's Paw. 259 ICMERC Them scorps are gettin' hungry again. Heard 'em clicking last night�*click* *clack* *click* 260 ICMERC Did you check them mines at the entrance like I *told* you? 261 ICMERC Captain's breathing down my neck again cause I almost let that one merchant get away� 262 ICMERC I wonder how I can get out of this chicken-shit outfit. 263 ICMERC Lynette's a good-looking woman. Well, in a aristocratic, domineering, slave-advocating kind of way. 264 ICMERC �so then *she* says, 'that's my belly button, dipshit!' Haw! That joke *always* kills me. 265 ICMERC Good to go. 266 ICMERC The Captain's really busting my balls� 267 ICMERC I feel like I've been standing here forever, just waiting for somebody to show. 100 ICMRCCPT You see a mercenary captain. 150 ICMRCCPT You see a rugged looking man dressed in combat armor. His armor and weapons look well-maintained, almost new. 151 ICMRCCPT You see a mercenary captain. He is scanning the area and fingering his weapon. 200 ICMRCCPT Well, look at the brass balls on this son of a bitch... 201 ICMRCCPT Contact! 202 ICMRCCPT We got us an intruder, boys! 203 ICMRCCPT Scramble, boys, we got an intruder! 204 ICMRCCPT Well, look who stopped in ta die� 205 ICMRCCPT Damn! Somebody found us! 206 ICMRCCPT You got some sand comin' in here� 207 ICMRCCPT You just walked into the *wrong* place, bitch. 208 ICMRCCPT Well, look at the swagger on this bitch... 215 ICMRCCPT Better call those killer teams in soon... 216 ICMRCCPT I think Bravo team is a few klicks south of Vault City...they're still tracking that caravan. 217 ICMRCCPT That desert cherry better shape up soon...that sort of shit won't wash around here. 218 ICMRCCPT Almost time to send some men to check the perimeter� 219 ICMRCCPT If we could only sabotage those Vault City laser cannons� 220 ICMRCCPT Still waiting for word from Bishop� 221 ICMRCCPT Been a week since Bishop sent a messenger. 222 ICMRCCPT I figure the next caravan ought to be from NCR to Vault City� 223 ICMRCCPT We gotta be ready to move out at a moment's notice. 224 ICMRCCPT Hope those boys checked the traps. 100 ICSCOUT You see Shadow-Who-Walks. 150 ICSCOUT You see a heavily-muscled primitive with black scars covering his face. He is watching you silently. 151 ICSCOUT You see Shadow-Who-Walks. His face is heavily scarred by ritual tattoos. 200 ICSCOUT He just stares at you in silence. 201 ICSCOUT He watches you silently. 100 IIPIT You have fallen down a pit into the caves below. 101 IIPIT You see a pit in the cave floor. 102 IIPIT sees a pit in the cave floor. 100 IISAFE You see a huge black iron safe. 101 IISAFE You see a black square thing with a big nose. 200 IISAFE You see a huge black metal square thing with a nose on the front. 201 IISAFE You see a huge black iron safe that looks way too heavy to move. There's a combination dial on the front. 202 IISAFE Ullo box me 203 IISAFE Hoo you? 204 IISAFE Twist its nose 205 IISAFE Wander off 206 IISAFE Hmmmm. Maybe the numbers on these three dog tags can open the safe... 207 IISAFE Spin the dial, listen for clicking noises. 208 IISAFE Spin the dial randomly. 209 IISAFE Examine the safe for traps. 210 IISAFE Leave the safe alone. 220 IISAFE There is a KER-KLANK. The safe is now unlocked. 221 IISAFE The safe is unlocked. 222 IISAFE The nose turns in your hand! It looks like you could pull open the face if you wanted to. 223 IISAFE The big metal square thing looks like it can be opened. 224 IISAFE Open the face 225 IISAFE Wander off 226 IISAFE Loot the safe. 227 IISAFE Leave the safe alone. 235 IISAFE Close inspection of the safe reveals a black wire running into the dirt just beneath the safe. Brushing away the dirt, you discover that the fuse runs to a stick of dynamite with a timer on it. 236 IISAFE Hmmmm. Maybe the numbers on the three dog tags can open the safe... 237 IISAFE Try and disarm the trap. 238 IISAFE Leave the safe alone. 250 IISAFE You turn the dial slowly for several minutes, but you can't make out anything. 251 IISAFE Hmmmm. Maybe the numbers on these three dog tags can open the safe... 252 IISAFE Spin the dial, listen for clicking noises. 253 IISAFE Spin the dial randomly. 254 IISAFE Leave the safe alone. 275 IISAFE You don't find any traps on the safe. 276 IISAFE Hmmmm. Maybe the numbers on the three dog tags can open the safe... 277 IISAFE Spin the dial, listen for clicking noises. 278 IISAFE Spin the dial randomly. 279 IISAFE Examine the safe for traps again. 280 IISAFE Leave the safe alone. 290 IISAFE You are turning the knob...when suddenly there is a KER-KLANK. The safe is now unlocked! 291 IISAFE You are spinning the dial randomly, when suddenly the dial catches on a number...there is a KER-KLANK. The safe is now unlocked! 292 IISAFE Hullo? Hulllooo? Anbody hoome? 293 IISAFE Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen... 294 IISAFE Yeah, I have the touch... 305 IISAFE You turn the knob, but the tiny door won't open! 306 IISAFE You spin the dial for several minutes, and nothing happens. 307 IISAFE Hulllooo? Hulllo box... 308 IISAFE Keep twisting its nose. 309 IISAFE Wander off 310 IISAFE Hmmmm. Maybe the numbers on these three dog tags can open the safe... 311 IISAFE Spin the dial, listen for clicking noises. 312 IISAFE Keep spinning the dial randomly. 313 IISAFE Leave the safe alone. 320 IISAFE The thing doesn't answer. 321 IISAFE The black square cube thing doesn't seem to notice you. 322 IISAFE The metal box ignores you. 323 IISAFE Helloooooo? Me 324 IISAFE Hoo yoo? 325 IISAFE Twist its nose 326 IISAFE Wander off 340 IISAFE With surgical precision, you disarm the fuse and pull the dynamite from beneath the dirt. The trap is now disarmed. 341 IISAFE Now to crack this safe... 342 IISAFE Leave the safe alone. 343 IISAFE You don't have time to try the safe during combat. 100 INTRFACE SNEAK 101 INTRFACE LEVEL 102 INTRFACE ADDICT 103 INTRFACE POISONED 0 INVENTRY ST 1 INVENTRY PE 2 INVENTRY EN 3 INVENTRY CH 4 INVENTRY IN 5 INVENTRY AG 6 INVENTRY LK 7 INVENTRY Hit Points 8 INVENTRY Armor Class 9 INVENTRY Normal 10 INVENTRY Laser 11 INVENTRY Fire 12 INVENTRY Plasma 13 INVENTRY Explode 14 INVENTRY No item 15 INVENTRY Dmg: 16 INVENTRY Rng: 17 INVENTRY Ammo: 18 INVENTRY (Not worn) 19 INVENTRY You don't have enough action points to use inventory. 20 INVENTRY Total Wt: 21 INVENTRY MOVE ITEMS 22 INVENTRY ALL 23 INVENTRY SET TIMER 24 INVENTRY Unarmed dmg: 25 INVENTRY You cannot pick that up. You are at your maximum weight capacity. 26 INVENTRY There is no space left for that item. 27 INVENTRY OK, that's a good trade. 28 INVENTRY No, your offer is not good enough. 29 INVENTRY You gain %d experience points for successfully using your Steal skill. 30 INVENTRY Wt. 31 INVENTRY Sorry, you cannot carry that much. 32 INVENTRY Sorry, that's too much to carry. 1 ITEM You gained %d %s. 2 ITEM You lost %d %s. 3 ITEM You feel better. 4 ITEM You suffer a fatal heart attack from chem overdose. 5 ITEM %s has no charges left. 6 ITEM %s is on. 7 ITEM %s is off. 8 ITEM You pass the Geiger counter over your body. The rem counter reads: %d 9 ITEM This item can only be used from the interface bar. 10 ITEM Nothing happens. 50 ITEM That didn't seem to do that much. 500 ITEM There is not enough light to recharge this item. 600 ITEM %s succumbs to the adverse effects of chems. 800 ITEM Light 801 ITEM Medium 802 ITEM Heavy 803 ITEM Extreme 820 ITEM Short 821 ITEM Medium 100 KCALDO You see a sickly man dressed in very dirty robes. 101 KCALDO You see Aldo, the Town Greeter. You think you can see his breath from here. 200 KCALDO Hello there, I haven�t seen you in Klamath before. I�m Aldo, the town greeter. (hic) It�s my job to greet anyone new in town and to answer any questions they might have about our bucolic little burg. Welcome to Klamath. (hic) Who might you be? 201 KCALDO Uhh, thanks for the greeting. I�m just a traveler. 202 KCALDO My name�s 203 KCALDO . Thanks for welcoming me here. 204 KCALDO of Arroyo. I�m the Chosen One. 205 KCALDO You don�t need to know my name or anything else about me. Go away, you filthy drunkard. 206 KCALDO I don�t think a town like Klamath would have a drunk like you as a greeter, or anything else. 300 KCALDO The Chosen One. Oh mighty 301 KCALDO , you must be very important and powerful among your people. Surely one of your great (hic) stature would be happy to follow our custom of tipping the town greeter. (urp) 302 KCALDO Here�s a tip for you - stay away from the booze for a while. 303 KCALDO A tip, huh? Well I guess it�s worth $5 to get you off my back. 304 KCALDO Well, I wouldn�t want to go against custom. Is $5 enough? 305 KCALDO You should give me a tip, just so I won�t take the time to rid Klamath of your filthy hide. 306 KCALDO Sorry, the Chosen One has little use for money -� I have none to give you. 350 KCALDO Well, friend 351 KCALDO , since you�re new to these (hic) parts, and look as though you could use (urp) some pointers, I�ll let you know that it�s customary to tip the town greeter before asking any questions and such. 355 KCALDO Sorry, I can�t spare any money for you. 400 KCALDO Well stranger, since you�re (hic) new to these parts, you probably don�t (urp) know that it�s (hic) customary to tip the town greeter before asking any questions and such. 450 KCALDO Thanks for the money, friend. (urp) I�m going to use it to get some (hic) medicine for my dry throat. Consider yourself officially (hic) greeted to the town of Klamath. Do you have any questions about our fair (urp) metropolis? 451 KCALDO No thanks, I think I can figure things out here on my own. 452 KCALDO Well, actually, I was curious about a thing or two. 453 KCALDO Aldo, I�m looking for a trader that sells beforetime things. You know, really old stuff. 500 KCALDO Ask away, oh benefactor of mine. 501 KCALDO What do folks do here in Klamath? 502 KCALDO Where can I trade things or find healing? 503 KCALDO Tell me about geckos. 504 KCALDO Where do you buy your booze? 505 KCALDO Thanks, I think that�s all I need to know for now. 506 KCALDO Do you know where I might find a GECK? 550 KCALDO Thanks for nothing. I hope you don�t stay in town too long. We don�t need your kind here. Humph. Tribals -- they�re all the same. 600 KCALDO Here in Klamath some people farm, some raise brahmin, but trapping geckos is what most of the people do. 601 KCALDO What�s a gecko? 602 KCALDO Oh, thanks. I guess that�s all I need to know. 603 KCALDO That�s interesting. I have another question, though. 650 KCALDO A gecko is a large lizard that�s hunted by the trappers round these parts for its meat and hide. But, it sure is a lot of work to catch them dang critters - and dangerous too. My advice to a friend...avoid it. It's far too much work. 651 KCALDO Oh, thanks. I guess that�s all I need to know. 652 KCALDO Hmm. One more thing, Aldo. 700 KCALDO You can buy or trade things at Buckner House and also the Golden Gecko. Sometimes they even have healing herbs available -- not that they�d give me any for my (hic) condition. They�re both run by real skinflints. Just get a little behind on your (hic) tab and out you go, into the cold and rain. 701 KCALDO Thanks for the information, that�s all I need for now. 702 KCALDO I�ve always found the fresh air invigorating. Hmm, I have another question for you. 750 KCALDO I know that you couldn�t spare any money for the official town greeter earlier, but perhaps (hic) this time you are feeling more generous and are ready to be greeted �officially� to Klamath. 751 KCALDO I guess I could spare $5 to keep you off my back. 752 KCALDO I felt that something was missing. Here�s $5; I�m ready to be Greeted. 753 KCALDO No, thanks, I don�t think I need your official greeting. 754 KCALDO I think I�d rather have your insides greet my blade. 800 KCALDO Hey there, friend, good to see you again. Can you spare some money for a bit of medicine? My throat is getting dryer and scratchier (hic) all the time. I could even throw in another official (urp) greeting. 801 KCALDO Sure, I can always spare $5 for a friend�s medicine. 802 KCALDO Sorry, Aldo I can�t spare any right now. 803 KCALDO I think you�ve had enough medicine. You should sweat that poison out of your system with some hard work. 810 KCALDO Thanks for nothing. How can you be so cruel to someone as unwell as myself? Damn tribals! (Aldo spits on the ground at your feet, dribbling a bit on his scruffy chin) 820 KCALDO I�m certain that your generosity to someone as needful as myself (hic) will bring you good luck. I hope to see you again soon. 830 KCALDO I could sure use some money for medicine. I feel pretty weak - but if you can�t (cough, cough) spare any (cough), I guess I understand. Maybe next time, if I�m still around (cough) by then. 850 KCALDO You mean my much needed medicine? (hic) Well, I used to buy it at either the Golden Gecko or the Buckner Place (urp), but they won�t sell it to me until I pay some money on my bill. Lucky for me, Whiskey Bob's been making a bit of medicine for some of his friends. 851 KCALDO I�m glad you found a source for your medicine. I guess that�s all I need to know for now. 852 KCALDO Interesting. Where would I find this Whiskey Bob? 853 KCALDO Thanks, Aldo. Tell me about something else, though. 860 KCALDO Whiskey Bob is usually (urp) at Buckner�s Place right here in downtown. I don't think he's been able to get out to tend his still lately. He's just not a reliable source of medicine for someone as (hic) unwell as myself. 861 KCALDO Thanks for the information, Aldo. That�s about all I need to know. 862 KCALDO Glad you found another supplier. Uh, could you breathe a bit more downwind? I�ve got another question for you. 870 KCALDO Hello there, Friend -- you look a bit perplexed. What you need is an friend here in town. I�m Aldo, the town greeter. 871 KCALDO Friend? Heh, heh, 872 KCALDO like friend. 873 KCALDO Urk, (sniff, sniff) bad smell. Go away now. 880 KCALDO If you give me $20 I�ll be your friend and I�ll make sure everyone else is, too. That�s how it works here in the big city. 881 KCALDO Toowa-eee-nty? Ook? Beeg Cee-tee? Ook? 882 KCALDO Give man pretty leaf now? 890 KCALDO A Geck? Heck, you mean a gecko. Never heard about a geck but I�ll tell you about geckos. 900 KCALDO Old stuff, huh? (urp) Well the only (hic) trader I know who trades much old stuff is (hic) Vic. 901 KCALDO Vic? Where can I find this Vic? 910 KCALDO Well now (hic), I haven�t seen Vic for a while. I don�t rightly (urp) know where he might have run off to. You might talk to (urp) Jenny over at the bath house. She and Vic were pretty (hic) thick. Heh, heh, heh. Get it? Oh my, I haven�t lost my touch. 911 KCALDO It�s nice to know that no matter how low you sink, you can�t lose something you never had. Let me risk asking you something else. 100 KCARDIN You see a sturdy, older woman with a tired smile. 101 KCARDIN You see Ardin Buckner, the owner of Buckner house. 102 KCARDIN You see a very fit and vivacious woman in her early fifties. 110 KCARDIN You found my Smiley -- thank you so much! I just about gave him up for dead. I�m so angry with him! With him back I guess we won�t need Sulik anymore. 111 KCARDIN Gecko bit Smiley. Smiley owie. 112 KCARDIN I was happy to help out. I�m glad you�re letting Sulik go. 113 KCARDIN I think he might still prefer you to the geckos. Tell me about something else though. 114 KCARDIN Well, don�t be too hard on him. He wasn�t exactly enjoying himself, you know. Goodbye. 120 KCARDIN I hear you hurt my boy Torr. I don�t know exactly what happened, but I don�t want you anywhere near here. Now get out. 130 KCARDIN Hello there. My name�s Ardin Buckner and this is Buckner house. 131 KCARDIN Argl. Goop 132 KCARDIN Pretty, pretty house. 140 KCARDIN You remind me of my boy Torr. I bet the two of you would get along just fine. Why don�t you run and talk to him? Goodbye. 150 KCARDIN Hello there. My name�s Ardin Buckner and this is my place. Say, you didn�t see a trapper named Smiley outside of town did you? (Half to herself) He�s been gone for too long. Never should have let him go off on that fool quest of his. 151 KCARDIN Smiley? No, I haven�t seen a trapper by that name. Tell me about him. 152 KCARDIN I need something else right now. 153 KCARDIN Hello, Ardin. I think I�ll be moving along now. Goodbye. 160 KCARDIN You should talk to my daughter, Maida, about that. I don�t really keep track of what�s going on lately. Too much just keeping an eye on my own business. 161 KCARDIN Oh, okay, I�ll do that. Right now, though, I need some information about something else. 162 KCARDIN Well, I�ll talk to her about that then. Goodbye. 170 KCARDIN You better not be planning any mischief here. What do you want? 171 KCARDIN How can I help you, friend? 172 KCARDIN Tell me about Smiley, the trapper. 173 KCARDIN I was wondering if you�re the person to talk to about local news and events? 174 KCARDIN I need a room, please. 175 KCARDIN We need a room, please. 176 KCARDIN I want to buy something. 177 KCARDIN I guess I don�t need anything right now. Goodbye. 180 KCARDIN Well, Smiley and me were getting downright serious with each other. I thought I had finally gotten him to agree to settle down here and help me run this place. But, he said he needed to go off on one last quest. 181 KCARDIN A quest? 190 KCARDIN I just handle the rooms here. If you want to buy or trade something, talk to my daughter, Maida. 191 KCARDIN Oh, I see. Tell me something else then. 192 KCARDIN Thanks. Goodbye. 200 KCARDIN We�re pretty full right now. Sorry. 201 KCARDIN Well, let�s see here. We should have a room available. That will be $25. 202 KCARDIN I�ll take it. Here�s the $25. Thanks. 203 KCARDIN I don�t think I want that right now. Let me ask you something else. 204 KCARDIN I don�t think I need the room after all. Goodbye. 210 KCARDIN I�m afraid you don�t have enough money for that. 211 KCARDIN Oops. I guess I am a bit light right now. Let me ask you something else. 212 KCARDIN I�m sorry. I better go make some more. Goodbye. 220 KCARDIN Thank you. I�m so happy you helped find my boy. I thought we�d never see his fool self again. 221 KCARDIN Torr friend. 222 KCARDIN I was happy to help. 223 KCARDIN Wasn�t there something mentioned about a reward? 230 KCARDIN Well, thank you. I think you might need someone with a few more smarts to help look after you - a travelling companion. I�ll talk to Maida about freeing up Sulik. 231 KCARDIN Well, I just don�t know what we could ever do to thank you. 232 KCARDIN Torr friend 233 KCARDIN No thanks is necessary. Help was needed and I was there. 234 KCARDIN Well, money is always a nice way of saying thanks. 235 KCARDIN If you could consider Sulik�s debt paid, that would be reward enough. 236 KCARDIN . Sulik friend? 240 KCARDIN I�ll talk to Maida and she�ll take care of things with Sulik. You might want to talk to her also, though. 241 KCARDIN Maida free Sulik. Maida 242 KCARDIN Thank-you. I�m sure Sulik will be grateful for your forgiving his debt to you. I�ll talk to Maida right away. Goodbye. 243 KCARDIN I�m glad that you don�t need Sulik anymore. There�s something I want to ask you. 244 KCARDIN friend. 250 KCARDIN I don�t have much, but here�s $100. I wish it could be more, but with all the Brahmin we�ve lost that�s all we can afford. I�m sorry. 251 KCARDIN Thanks Ms. Buckner. Goodbye. 252 KCARDIN Maybe I should take a different reward. 260 KCARDIN Well, surely there must be something that I can do to show you how grateful I am. Hmm, I�ll forgive Sulik�s debt. He�s free to go. I guess that not all tribals are troublemakers. 261 KCARDIN That sounds good to me. Goodbye. 262 KCARDIN Hmm, maybe I should take a different reward. 270 KCARDIN I just don�t know what to think. My boy Torr�s missing. I sure wish someone would help me find him. He�s never been gone from home so long before. 271 KCARDIN Torr? 272 KCARDIN What happened? 273 KCARDIN That�s nice, lady, but I need something from you. 274 KCARDIN Well, I can tell you�re busy. I�ll come back later. Goodbye. 280 KCARDIN He took off last night. I got mad at him after we lost those last few brahmin. We just can�t afford to lose any more, but all he would talk about is the bugmen taking them. That fool boy. 281 KCARDIN Torr go? 282 KCARDIN I think that the Duntons had something to do with the missing brahmin. You shouldn�t be too hard on Torr about it. Where do you think he went? 283 KCARDIN Where do you think he went? 290 KCARDIN Well, he kept saying that he was going to go get the bugmen where they live. You see, there�s a canyon just east of the field where we graze the brahmin. Lately, there�ve been some strange noises coming from there. 291 KCARDIN Noises? 300 KCARDIN Thank you for promising to look for my boy. I sure hope you can find him. I�m so worried about him. Hurry, please. 301 KCARDIN Ok. 310 KCARDIN Have you found my boy yet? I don�t know how long he can last out there on his own. Please find him for me. 311 KCARDIN Torr? 312 KCARDIN I haven�t given up yet, but there�s something I need first. 313 KCARDIN I just wanted to see if he had come back yet. I�ll continue searching. Goodbye. 320 KCARDIN Torr was sure that�s where the bugmen that he said were taking our brahmin came from. Said something about proving himself to us. I just wish someone would bring my boy back to me. 321 KCARDIN Torr canyon. 322 KCARDIN No go Torr. 323 KCARDIN Sounds as though that canyon would be a good place to start looking. I�ll go look for your boy, Mrs. Buckner. 324 KCARDIN I�d love to help -- if I weren�t quite so busy. I�m sure Torr will be alright on his own. Goodbye. 325 KCARDIN go Torr. 330 KCARDIN Well, he called it a quest. He told me he thought he knew where all the golden geckos came from, and he wanted to find out for sure. He thought that maybe it was some kind of magical spring, or maybe a hidden cave or vault of some sort. 331 KCARDIN Hmmm. 340 KCARDIN Well, I don�t rightly know what all he said, but he seemed real excited about going. But I shouldn�t have let him go. He�s two weeks later getting back than he said he�d be and I�m worried. 341 KCARDIN I�d like to help. I could look for him for you. 342 KCARDIN Sorry to hear that. Let me ask you about something else. 343 KCARDIN That�s too bad, Mrs. Buckner. Maybe he just ran out on you. I think I know why he would, too. Goodbye. 350 KCARDIN Oh, thank you. Let me mark on your map where he talked about looking. I sure hope you can find him. He isn�t much, but I still love him and I miss him more than I thought I could. Please find him for me. 351 KCARDIN I�ll do what I can. Let me ask you something first, though. 352 KCARDIN I�ll do my best, Mrs. Buckner. Goodbye 353 KCARDIN You know, I just don�t think I can help you right now. Goodbye. 360 KCARDIN Have you found my Smiley yet? 361 KCARDIN Sorry, Mrs. Buckner. I�m still looking for him. Let me ask you something else first, though. 362 KCARDIN No, I�m just about to go look for him though. Goodbye. 370 KCARDIN I think something horrible must have happened to my poor boy, Torr. I was counting on you (sob) to find him before it was too late. That poor simple boy. I can�t believe I counted on you. 371 KCARDIN I wish you could have helped search for my poor boy, Torr. He was such a gentle soul and now he�s surely dead. I�ll miss him so. 372 KCARDIN Sorry, Mrs. Buckner. I tried my best to find him for you. Uh, there was something I wanted though. 373 KCARDIN Maybe I can help recover what�s left of his body for you. Goodbye. 374 KCARDIN Torr? Who Torr? (you shrug) Goodbye. 375 KCARDIN I�m sorry -- I wanted to help, but I couldn�t. Uh, I hate to mention it at a time like this, but there�s something that I want. 376 KCARDIN I guess I should come back at another time. Goodbye. 380 KCARDIN Well, somehow that doesn�t surprise me much. Oh my, I yelled at my poor boy when it wasn�t even his fault. (sob) I�ll get those Duntons. They�ve gone too far this time. 381 KCARDIN I�m sorry about that. Where do you think Torr went? 390 KCARDIN Ok. 400 KCARDIN Have you found my Smiley yet? 401 KCARDIN Who? Oh, uh, no. I don't know where he went. Uh, say, let me ask you about something else. 402 KCARDIN He's dead. He was eaten by geckos. 403 KCARDIN I, uh, saw him. He said he was running off with another woman. Whoa! Look at the time. I've gotta run. 404 KCARDIN Uh, I, uh, we, that is...Uh, no. I'm still looking for him. I'm sure he'll show up any day now. Uh, Goodbye. 410 KCARDIN Eaten by geckos? I just don't believe you. Geckos would never catch my Smilely, he's too good a trapper for that. You must be mistaken. 411 KCARDIN Yeah, you're probably right. Sorry for the scare. Let me ask you about something. 412 KCARDIN Nope, I saw him, or what was left of him anyway. Not a pretty sight. Well, see ya later. Goodbye. 413 KCARDIN I guess you've got me there. Heh, heh, I was just pulling your, ah, leg. Yeah, that's it. Well, Goodbye. 420 KCARDIN I thought they were up to their usual tricks! My poor little Torr. I'll take care of those two bullies right away. They won't be doing that again. Thank you. 421 KCARDIN Happy to help, ma'am. Let me ask you about something. 422 KCARDIN Those Duntons make me sick. I'm glad you'll take care of them. Goodbye now. 500 KCARDIN I think the Dunton brothers are rustling your brahmin. I just thought you should know, ma'am. 510 KCARDIN You didn't see a trapper named Smiley outside of town did you? (half to herself) He's been gone for too long. Never should have let him go off on that fool quest of his. 520 KCARDIN You've been so helpful with things around here. Thanks. 530 KCARDIN I was just wondering what else is going on around here. 600 KCARDIN You're wonderful. 610 KCARDIN You're wonderful. You've returned my son Torr and my Smiley to me. I can't thank you enough. 620 KCARDIN You've found my son Torr. Thank you so much. 630 KCARDIN You're the one that found my Smiley. Thank you, thank you so much. 640 KCARDIN I'm glad I could help you out. It'd be a shame to lose two people so close to you like that. 650 KCARDIN Torr just needs a little help from time to time. I'm glad I was there for him. 660 KCARDIN Smiley got lucky this time. You just tell him to be a bit more careful. 670 KCARDIN Happy to help, Mrs. Buckner. Let me ask you about something. 680 KCARDIN Gurrrrg bloop? 690 KCARDIN Think nothing of it, ma'am. Goodbye. 700 KCARDIN Torr's dead. 710 KCARDIN Smiley's dead. 720 KCARDIN I, uh, I don't know where they are. Say can I ask you a question? 730 KCARDIN They're both dead as doornails. 740 KCARDIN Torr left? What do you mean? 750 KCARDIN I don't know where he is. Let me ask you something, maybe they'll return while we're talking. 760 KCARDIN I'm still looking for them. I better get back to it. Goodbye. 770 KCARDIN I'm still looking for him. I better get back to it. Goodbye. 780 KCARDIN I uh, don't know where he is. Hmm... Wow, look at the time. I've got to go. 790 KCARDIN Say, let me ask you something. 800 KCARDIN Well, there's a lot of work for me to get to. Goodbye. 810 KCARDIN Urrrrrgh. 900 KCARDIN Have you found my son, Torr, yet? I'm so worried about him. 910 KCARDIN Have you found my Smiley yet? 920 KCARDIN Have you found my son, Torr, or my friend, Smiley the trapper, yet? 930 KCARDIN My poor Torr's run off. 940 KCARDIN I don't believe you. 942 KCARDIN Oh, it's true. They're probably both worm food by now - well, the few scraps that haven't been turned into gecko shit anyway. Well, them's the breaks. See ya. 943 KCARDIN Uh, I guess that was a bad *joke*, sorry. 950 KCARDIN I don't want to talk to you. 951 KCARDIN Get out of here. 952 KCARDIN Damn, tribals. Nothing but trouble. 953 KCARDIN Get out of here, you savage. 954 KCARDIN I don't tolerate your kind here. 955 KCARDIN You'll get nothing from me, tribal. 956 KCARDIN You've enough harm here. 957 KCARDIN Just leave me alone. 958 KCARDIN Tribal troublemaker, get out of my place. 100 KCATTEND You see an attractive young woman. 101 KCATTEND You see a bath attendant. 102 KCATTEND You see one of Big Nose Sally�s girls. 103 KCATTEND You see a bored looking woman. 104 KCATTEND You see a woman checking you out. 105 KCATTEND You�re being mentally undressed by this woman. 106 KCATTEND You see a young woman. 110 KCATTEND That was quick. 111 KCATTEND Been a long time, honey? 112 KCATTEND Maybe it will last longer next time. 113 KCATTEND It�s not a race, you know. 114 KCATTEND Do your friends call you �Speedy�? 115 KCATTEND If all my customers were that quick, I could go home early. 116 KCATTEND It�s more fun if you wait �til I help you. 117 KCATTEND If you waited until I undressed, I bet you�d like it more. 120 KCATTEND That was real nice. You�re a real man, all right. 121 KCATTEND That was special. You�re wonderful. Next! 122 KCATTEND Oh yeah, baby, never had it like that before. (yawn) 123 KCATTEND You�re the best. Come back soon. 124 KCATTEND I�m sure you�ll make some tribal gal very happy. 125 KCATTEND No, honey, size doesn�t matter at all. That was nice. 126 KCATTEND Aren�t you just a hunk o� hunk o� burnin� love. 127 KCATTEND What a cute little feller you got there. 130 KCATTEND Size does matter! Sweet mystery of life�. 131 KCATTEND I�m putting in for overtime next time you come around. 132 KCATTEND You sure get your money�s worth. 133 KCATTEND I�m taking the rest of the day off. 134 KCATTEND Wow! Did the earth move for you, too? 135 KCATTEND Now I know what Catherine the Great felt like. 140 KCATTEND Well, a buck�s a buck, I guess. 141 KCATTEND That was, uh, different, I guess. 142 KCATTEND That was real special. Next! 143 KCATTEND No, you can�t use my perfume. 144 KCATTEND Well, at least your mustache is smaller than most of my customers'. 145 KCATTEND You�re sure you�re a gal? 150 KCATTEND That was kinda nice. 151 KCATTEND That was different, but not a bad different. 152 KCATTEND I think I�d like to try that again sometime. 153 KCATTEND We should do that off-the-clock sometime. 154 KCATTEND That was sweet, sugar. 155 KCATTEND Wow! My life�s going to be a lot different from here on in. 156 KCATTEND I didn�t know it could be like that. 160 KCATTEND You should go talk to Big Nose Sally. 161 KCATTEND Aren�t you a cutey? 162 KCATTEND Love you long-time! 163 KCATTEND Come up and see me sometime. 164 KCATTEND You know how to whistle, doncha? 165 KCATTEND I used to be pure as snow, but then I drifted. 166 KCATTEND (Wolf whistles) 167 KCATTEND Hey there, tiger. 168 KCATTEND Hey, baaaaaby... 169 KCATTEND Go talk to Sally if you want some action. 170 KCATTEND Scrub a-dub-dub... 171 KCATTEND Looks like you could use a wash. 172 KCATTEND Oh, a tribal; I just love exotics. 173 KCATTEND I don�t usually do tribals. 174 KCATTEND Like what you see, baby? 175 KCATTEND You want me? 100 KCBGIRL You see an attractive young woman. 101 KCBGIRL You see a bath attendant. 102 KCBGIRL You see one of Big Nose Sally�s girls. 103 KCBGIRL You see a bored looking woman. 104 KCBGIRL You see a woman checking you out. 105 KCBGIRL You�re being mentally undressed by this woman. 106 KCBGIRL You see a young woman. 110 KCBGIRL You see an attractive young woman. Her face is covered with a light dusting of some kind of white powder. 111 KCBGIRL You see a middle-aged woman with an ample bosom. 112 KCBGIRL You see an attractive woman wearing partially fastened clothing. 113 KCBGIRL You see a woman looking you over appraisingly�with a grimace on her face. 120 KCBGIRL That was quick. 121 KCBGIRL Been a long time, honey? 122 KCBGIRL Maybe it will last longer next time. 123 KCBGIRL It�s not a race, you know. 124 KCBGIRL Do your friends call you �Speedy�? 125 KCBGIRL If all my customers were that quick, I could go home early. 126 KCBGIRL It�s more fun if you wait �til I help you. 127 KCBGIRL If you waited until I undressed, I bet you�d like it more. 130 KCBGIRL That was real nice. You�re a real man, all right. 131 KCBGIRL That was special. You�re wonderful. Next! 132 KCBGIRL Oh yeah, baby, never had it like that before. (yawn) 133 KCBGIRL You�re the best. Come back soon. 134 KCBGIRL I�m sure you�ll make some tribal gal very happy. 135 KCBGIRL No, honey, size doesn�t matter at all. That was nice. 136 KCBGIRL Aren�t you just a hunk o� hunk o� burnin� love. 137 KCBGIRL What a cute little feller you got there. 140 KCBGIRL Size does matter! Sweet mystery of life�. 141 KCBGIRL I�m putting in for overtime next time you come around. 142 KCBGIRL You sure get your money�s worth. 143 KCBGIRL I�m taking the rest of the day off. 144 KCBGIRL Wow! Did the earth move for you, too? 145 KCBGIRL Now I know what Catherine the Great felt like. 150 KCBGIRL Well, a buck�s a buck, I guess. 151 KCBGIRL That was, uh, different, I guess. 152 KCBGIRL That was real special. Next! 153 KCBGIRL No, you can�t use my perfume. 154 KCBGIRL Well, at least your mustache is smaller than most of my customers'. 155 KCBGIRL You�re sure you�re a gal? 160 KCBGIRL That was kinda nice. 161 KCBGIRL That was different, but not a bad different. 162 KCBGIRL I think I�d like to try that again sometime. 163 KCBGIRL We should do that off-the-clock sometime. 164 KCBGIRL That was sweet, sugar. 165 KCBGIRL Wow! My life�s going to be a lot different from here on in. 166 KCBGIRL I didn�t know it could be like that. 170 KCBGIRL You should go talk to Big Nose Sally. 171 KCBGIRL Aren�t you a cutey? 172 KCBGIRL Love you long-time! 173 KCBGIRL Come up and see me sometime. 174 KCBGIRL You know how to whistle doncha? 175 KCBGIRL I used to be pure as snow, but then I drifted. 176 KCBGIRL (Wolf whistles) 177 KCBGIRL Hey there, tiger. 178 KCBGIRL Hey, baaaaaby. 179 KCBGIRL Go talk to Sally if you want some action. 180 KCBGIRL Scrub a-dub-dub... 181 KCBGIRL Looks like you could use a wash. 182 KCBGIRL Oh, a tribal; I just love exotics. 183 KCBGIRL I don�t usually do tribals. 184 KCBGIRL Like what you see, baby? 185 KCBGIRL You want me? 100 KCBHCUST You see someone who could be a trapper. 101 KCBHCUST You see someone relaxing. 102 KCBHCUST You see a townsperson. 103 KCBHCUST You see a worker relaxing. 104 KCBHCUST You see a person enjoying a drink. 106 KCBHCUST You see a bar patron. They look happy and content. 107 KCBHCUST You see a patron. They look well-fed and healthy. 108 KCBHCUST You see a patron quietly talking to someone nearby. 109 KCBHCUST You see a patron quietly drinking a mug of beer. 110 KCBHCUST You see a patron chuckling to themselves over something. 120 KCBHCUST You�re in the wrong tavern, ain�t ya? 121 KCBHCUST We don�t need troublemakers here. 122 KCBHCUST Tribals always mean trouble. 123 KCBHCUST Jist as long as you don�t get too much firewater in you... 124 KCBHCUST (mumble, mumble)�sorry ass outa town... 125 KCBHCUST Another one of Dunton�s gang. 126 KCBHCUST What are you looking at? 127 KCBHCUST Just keep moving. 128 KCBHCUST Buy us all a round of drinks, newcomer. 129 KCBHCUST Hope you can hold your liquor. 130 KCBHCUST You don�t look like a cannibal. 131 KCBHCUST No room for the likes of you. 132 KCBHCUST Too many strangers lately. 133 KCBHCUST Well at least your teeth ain�t filed into points. 134 KCBHCUST There goes the neighborhood. 135 KCBHCUST Aren�t you supposed to have a bone through your nose? 136 KCBHCUST (looks at you and then shakes his head) 137 KCBHCUST (makes a subtly rude gesture) 138 KCBHCUST You�re probably the one responsible for them brahmin mutilations. 139 KCBHCUST Some of our hunters' have gone missing; you�re prob'ly why. 140 KCBHCUST There�s been bugmen creeping around town. 141 KCBHCUST There�s a spirit in a canyon East of town. 142 KCBHCUST Don�t let the Walking Spirit getcha! 143 KCBHCUST You better not steal our brahmin. 144 KCBHCUST We�re keeping an eye on you. 150 KCBHCUST Nice to see someone new in town. 151 KCBHCUST I guess tribals ain�t so bad after all. 152 KCBHCUST Buy us a round of drinks! 153 KCBHCUST Hello there. 154 KCBHCUST You could be Sulik�s twin. 155 KCBHCUST You say hello to Sulik yet? 156 KCBHCUST Trapping�s good lately. 157 KCBHCUST Weather�s getting ready to turn, I guess. 158 KCBHCUST Got me a good trapline south of here. 159 KCBHCUST If you�re smart, you�ll stay away from the Duntons. 160 KCBHCUST If your anxious, try the Bathhouse. 161 KCBHCUST Head west to Trapper Town, if you want a place to sack out later. 162 KCBHCUST Welcome, friend. 163 KCBHCUST Hope you like our city. 164 KCBHCUST Klamath is the place to be. 165 KCBHCUST Nice to have you here. 166 KCBHCUST (raises a mug to you) 167 KCBHCUST (winks at you) 168 KCBHCUST Don�t go wandering at night. 169 KCBHCUST There�s bugmen out in the hills. 170 KCBHCUST One of our best trappers is missing. 201 KCBHCUST Well, that sure wet my whistle. 202 KCBHCUST Thanks. 203 KCBHCUST Mmm-mm, good. 204 KCBHCUST Nothing like Buckner�s Best. 205 KCBHCUST Thanks for the brew. 206 KCBHCUST Huzzah! 207 KCBHCUST Tribals know what�s best in life. 208 KCBHCUST Thank you. 209 KCBHCUST Thanks, friend. 210 KCBHCUST I sure needed that. Thanks. 211 KCBHCUST Thanks a million! 212 KCBHCUST Rather have a bottle in front of me�. 213 KCBHCUST Much obliged, friend. 214 KCBHCUST Alright! 215 KCBHCUST Yes! I was waiting for that. 216 KCBHCUST I thought you�d never ask. 217 KCBHCUST Thanks, friend. 218 KCBHCUST Just like Sulik. 219 KCBHCUST Thanks. 100 KCBOB You see an older man with a scraggly beard and a big red nose. 101 KCBOB You see Whiskey Bob. 110 KCBOB Howdy, my name�s Whiskey Bob. What�s yours, fella? 111 KCBOB Ain�t you a cute little thing. My name�s Bob, Whiskey Bob -- what�s yours? 112 KCBOB Whicky Gob? Zug, zug? 113 KCBOB Shiny nose (heh, heh) 114 KCBOB Me 115 KCBOB Goway 120 KCBOB You ain�t the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya? Well, nice talking to you anyhow. So long. 121 KCBOB Sweetheart, you break my heart every time you open your mouth. Maybe some other time I can take you back to Trapper Town and I�ll show you my etchings (heh, heh). Bye, cutie. 130 KCBOB Well, mister, maybe I�ll be seeing you around here later. Bye. 131 KCBOB Well, hope to see you again �round here, cute stuff. Goodbye 140 KCBOB Humph, if you�re not gonna be any drinking buddy of mine, then git. 141 KCBOB Humph, I think that I�d rather go to Sally�s bathhouse than spend time with you. Now git. 150 KCBOB Howdy stranger, my name�s Whiskey Bob. What�s yours? 151 KCBOB My name�s 152 KCBOB . Nice to meet you Whiskey Bob. 153 KCBOB I�m 154 KCBOB . What�s happening here in town? 155 KCBOB I don�t think you need to know my name. 160 KCBOB Always nice to find another drinking buddy. Wanna buy me a drink? Talking always makes me thirsty. 161 KCBOB Sure, Bob. Don�t mind a bit. 162 KCBOB I can�t afford to right now. 163 KCBOB I don�t want to buy you a drink, Whiskey Bob. 164 KCBOB With a nickname like yours, Whiskey Bob, maybe you should be providing the drinks. 170 KCBOB Thanks for the drink, partner. Now that my whistle�s wet, I feel that I can share a little problem I have. Hey -- maybe you can help me out? 171 KCBOB Well, I�m pretty busy right now. I don�t think I can help you out. 172 KCBOB How can I help you out? 173 KCBOB If it won�t take too long, I guess I could help you. For a price, of course. 174 KCBOB I might be able to help you, as long as it�s not too dangerous. 175 KCBOB Anything unusual going on in town lately? 180 KCBOB Looks as though you�re purse has run dry. You don�t have enough money to buy old Bob a drink. 181 KCBOB [MORE] 190 KCBOB Well, you see, I have a little side business that I need some help attending to. I have a moonshine still outside of town that needs to be fueled up every so often. Since a gecko done bit my leg, I can�t hobble out to it before it runs out of fuel. If I tell you where it is, would you refuel it for me? It�s worth $50 to me. 191 KCBOB That doesn�t sound too bad -- tell me more. 192 KCBOB I don�t think I want to do that for you. Sorry, Whiskey Bob. 200 KCBOB Now then, it�s not going to take you too long and it�s not too dangerous at all. Probably. You want to hear about it or not? 201 KCBOB OK, go ahead and tell me about it. 202 KCBOB I think I�ve heard enough. Goodbye. 210 KCBOB Fair enough. You�re a sharp one, there�s no denying it. Here�s some booze. Now in return, you get to listen to my little problem. 220 KCBOB All you have to do is find a little shack just south of town. Go inside and dump some firewood into the still. Then come back here and I�ll give you your money. But it needs to be done within the next day, or my batch of hootch will go bad. 221 KCBOB That sounds pretty easy. OK, I�ll do it. 222 KCBOB I don�t want to help you with this. Sorry, Bob. 223 KCBOB $50 doesn�t sound like nearly enough for a job like that. 230 KCBOB You�ll do it? Great. Remember, you gotta do it soon or my hootch will go bad. Thanks a heap. See you back here soon. 231 KCBOB No problem, Bob. See you in a day. 232 KCBOB Happy to help. But first, tell me what�s going on in town lately. 240 KCBOB Well, you�re a sharp deal maker and there�s no denying it. OK, I�ll make it $65. Will you do it? 241 KCBOB Nice try there, but $50 is all the job�s worth to me. Heck, I can�t afford to pay any more. 242 KCBOB OK, I�ll do it. 243 KCBOB I don�t want to do it for that money. My time�s worth much more. 250 KCBOB Hello there, feller. Back to see Whiskey Bob again, huh? Ready to talk about drinks and business and suchlike? 251 KCBOB Hey there, gal. Want to talk to Whiskey Bob again about drinks and business and such? I�ll let you sit on my lap! (heh, heh) Just kidding. 252 KCBOB Sure, Bob - tell me about drinks and business. 253 KCBOB I think I had enough of that the last time. 260 KCBOB Finished fueling my still? Naw, I don�t reckon that you have yet. Well be sure and come back when you have. 270 KCBOB Somebody done smashed up my still! And you�re the only person I told about it. Why, if I were a younger feller, more full of piss and vinegar, I�d have a mind to teach you a lesson. Just get out of my sight, you double-crosser! 280 KCBOB Well, thanks for refueling my still for me. Here�s your $50, too. Got any questions that I can answer for you? 281 KCBOB Thanks. Now I don�t have to gimp on out there myself -- even if it did cost me $65. Here�s your money. Any questions that I can answer for you? 282 KCBOB Yes. Tell me what�s going on in town lately. 283 KCBOB No thanks, Bob. I think I know what I need to already. 290 KCBOB All sorts of things going on hereabouts lately. We�ve got brahmin mutilators, walking spirits, gigantical rats, and missing people. Some even say the Den�s involved. 291 KCBOB Tell me about the brahmin mutilations. 292 KCBOB Tell me all about the walking spirits. 293 KCBOB Gigantical rats? I�ve gotta hear more about those. 294 KCBOB A den? What kind of den? 295 KCBOB Missing people? Tell me more. 296 KCBOB I need to ask you about something else. Have you ever heard of something called a Garden of Eden Creation Kit? 297 KCBOB I don�t think I need to listen to all of that right now. 298 KCBOB Sure, Bob, and let me tell you about a fish as tall as I am that I caught in a rain barrel. 310 KCBOB Thanks for helping me out with my still. I should be able to do it myself when my leg heals just a bit. Have any questions for an old bar-hound like myself? 311 KCBOB Well, I have been wondering about some of the rumors I�ve heard around town. 312 KCBOB I don�t think I need any more information just now, Bob. 320 KCBOB They say that critters that look like giant man-shaped bugs, in a shell and everything, are mutilating brahmin at night. All they find are the torn open, horribly hacked up brahmin corpses. 321 KCBOB That sounds horrible. 330 KCBOB A few people have seen the bugmen, but the one who�s got the best look was Torr, the Buckner�s boy. What he saw scared him half out of his wits, and the poor lad is a bit shy in that department already. 331 KCBOB Incredible! Let me ask about something else. 332 KCBOB I think that�s all I need to hear for now, good-bye. 340 KCBOB There�s a canyon just to the west of town that had a bright light in it a few months back. Ever since, every now and then, there�s been a horrible squealing sound that comes from the canyon. Brahmin that wander in don�t come back. Everyone�s afraid to get too near. 341 KCBOB Yes, surely a sign of spirit infestation. If only you had a competent shaman. Tell me about something else. 342 KCBOB That�s enough for now. I think I�ll just ponder on this for a while. Goodbye. 350 KCBOB Well, out back of Trapper Town, just to the west of downtown, there�s a back section that�s overrun by rats. The further back you, go the bigger they get. Some say that there�s one huge great rat spirit that�s leading them all. Some of the trappers won�t even stay there anymore. They say it�s too dangerous. 351 KCBOB Trappers ousted by rats? Tell me about some of the other things. 352 KCBOB Afraid of rats. Hmm, must be different rats than the ones we have at home. I�ve heard enough. Good-bye. 360 KCBOB Not �A den,� - �The Den.� You�ll not find a greater hive of scum and villainy. Now where did I hear that? In any case, it�s a rough sort of place a few days travel south of Klamath. Anything can be had there for a price...even slaves. But you have to be very careful there -� lots of short tempers attached to dangerous weapons. I don�t think they have much to do with us, though; we�re too poor here. 361 KCBOB I think I�d be safe enough there; I know how to handle myself. Let me ask you about something else, though. 362 KCBOB I�ve heard enough for now, Whiskey Bob. Goodbye. 370 KCBOB Lately, we�ve had a couple of people go missing. A trader, named Vic, who specialized in pre-war stuff, and one of our best trappers. 371 KCBOB Tell me more about the trader some call�Vic? 372 KCBOB I want to know more about the trapper. 373 KCBOB Let me ask you about something else. 374 KCBOB That�s all I need to know. Goodbye, Whiskey Bob. 380 KCBOB Well, Vic was quite a fella. He didn�t like to work too much, so he would specialize in expensive pre-war things and then go sell them to the Den -- or even hawk them to stupid tribals as religious artifacts (chuckles to himself). Oops, no offense. Anyhow, I haven�t seen him for a while. Last I heard, he went south to sell some stuff. Maybe to the Den. 381 KCBOB What about the missing trapper? 382 KCBOB Let me ask you about something else, Bob. 383 KCBOB Thanks, I�ve got to think on what you�ve told me. Goodbye, Whiskey Bob. 390 KCBOB The real person to tell you about the missing trapper would be Mrs. Buckner. She and Smiley were pretty close. He went north to look for the cave of the golden geckos and hasn�t been seen since. That was a while back, too. 391 KCBOB What about the missing trader? 392 KCBOB Hmm, intersting. Tell me about something else, though. 393 KCBOB That�s enough for me for now. Goodbye, Whiskey Bob. 400 KCBOB I sure wish you had kept your word to me. You didn�t get to my still in time and my latest batch of hootch is plum ruined! I don�t want to have anything more to do with you and I hope no one else does, either. 401 KCBOB But I, I thought I had more time�. 402 KCBOB It probably tastes the same whether I refueled the still or not. 403 KCBOB Your hootch tastes like dogpiss anyway. 404 KCBOB The fuel didn�t seem to provide a flame of the correct temperature for proper fermentation. 410 KCBOB I don�t want to hear your damn excuses. Just get the heck out of my sight! But I�ll tell you one thing; everyone�s going to know just how worthless your word is before I�m through. 420 KCBOB A Garden of Eden Creation Kit? Why I think I saw one of those listed on a page of an old catalog I was looking through while I was sitting down, out back. But I don�t know much more about it than that. 421 KCBOB Really? I�d like to see that catalog. 430 KCBOB Uh, (embarrassed) I kind of used that page to take care of some business, if you know what I mean. 431 KCBOB Business? Oh, that kind of business. I prefer old newspaper, myself. Oh well, tell me something else, then. 432 KCBOB Damn, I thought I was so close. I guess that�s enough disappointment for now. Goodbye, Bob. 500 KCBOB Howdy, what can I do for you? 501 KCBOB What is going on around here? 502 KCBOB Nothing, thanks. 100 KCBUCK You see someone who could be a trapper. 101 KCBUCK You see someone relaxing. 102 KCBUCK You see a townsperson. 103 KCBUCK You see a workman relaxing. 104 KCBUCK You see a person enjoying a drink. 150 KCBUCK You�re in the wrong tavern, ain�t ya? 151 KCBUCK We don�t need troublemakers here. 152 KCBUCK Tribals always mean trouble. 153 KCBUCK Jist as long as you don�t get too much firewater in you... 154 KCBUCK (mumble, mumble)�sorry ass outa town... 155 KCBUCK Another one of Dunton�s gang. 156 KCBUCK What are you looking at? 157 KCBUCK Just keep moving. 158 KCBUCK Buy us all a round of drinks, newcomer. 159 KCBUCK Hope you can hold your liquor. 160 KCBUCK You don�t look like a cannibal. 161 KCBUCK No room for the likes of you. 162 KCBUCK Too many strangers lately. 163 KCBUCK Well, at least your teeth ain�t filed into points. 164 KCBUCK There goes the neighborhood. 165 KCBUCK Aren�t you supposed to have a bone through your nose? 166 KCBUCK (looks at you and then shakes his head) 167 KCBUCK (makes a subtly rude gesture) 168 KCBUCK You�re probably the one responsible for them brahmin mutilations. 169 KCBUCK Some of our hunters' is gone missing an' you�re prob'ly why. 170 KCBUCK There�s been bugmen creeping around town. 171 KCBUCK There�s a spirit in a canyon sast of town. 172 KCBUCK Don�t let the walking spirit getcha! 173 KCBUCK You better not steal our brahmin. 174 KCBUCK We�re keeping an eye on you. 201 KCBUCK Nice to see someone new in town. 202 KCBUCK I guess tribals ain�t so bad after all. 203 KCBUCK Buy us a round of drinks! 204 KCBUCK Say hello to Smiley over there, and Gimpy Jim next to him. 205 KCBUCK You could be Sulik�s twin. 206 KCBUCK You say hello to Sulik yet? 207 KCBUCK Trapping�s good lately. 208 KCBUCK Weather�s getting ready to turn, I guess. 209 KCBUCK Got me a good trapline south of here. 210 KCBUCK If you�re smart, you�ll stay away from the Duntons. 211 KCBUCK If your anxious, try the Bathhouse. 212 KCBUCK Head west to Trapper Town, if you want a place to sack out later. 213 KCBUCK Welcome, friend. 214 KCBUCK Hope you like our city. 215 KCBUCK Klamath is the place to be. 216 KCBUCK Nice to have you here. 217 KCBUCK (raises his mug to you) 218 KCBUCK (winks at you) 219 KCBUCK Don�t go wandering at night. 220 KCBUCK There�s bugmen out in the hills. 100 KCDUNTON You see one of two very similar looking men--they could be twins. Both are heavily muscled and have beetling brows. 101 KCDUNTON You see either Chuck or Buck Dunton, they both look so much alike that you�re not sure which one you�re looking at right now. 102 KCDUNTON You see a tall, heavily muscled man whose face, beneath his beetling brow, is habitually twisted into a bully�s smirking scowl. He looks just like his brother. 110 KCDUNTON You just better push off, or my brother and I are going to pound you�re little head into jam. 111 KCDUNTON Hey, take it easy. I was just kidding around. I�m really sorry. Don�t hit me, please. Besides, I wanted to ask you two about something. 112 KCDUNTON Uh, sorry, Mr. Dunton, sir. I�ll be leaving now. 113 KCDUNTON I need some information, and you just better tell me what I need to know. 114 KCDUNTON You and your brother? Are you afraid to take me on all alone? (Cluck, cluck, cluck) 120 KCDUNTON Just get out before we smash you flat and turn you into drymeat. 121 KCDUNTON Hey, I�m really sorry. I didn�t mean to upset you. I�m just stupid. I�ll come back later when you�re not so sick of looking at me. 122 KCDUNTON Oh, okay, sorry. Don�t hit me. Please. 123 KCDUNTON At least I won�t have to look at your butt-ugly faces anymore. 130 KCDUNTON What do you want to know from us? 131 KCDUNTON I don�t think we need to tell you anything. What the heck do you want, anyway? 132 KCDUNTON So, what�s the little wimp want from us, anyway? 133 KCDUNTON Either of you ever hear about something called a Garden of Eden Creation Kit? 134 KCDUNTON I�d like to barter. 135 KCDUNTON Any work around here? 136 KCDUNTON Uh, just which Dunton are you, anyway? 137 KCDUNTON Have you heard anything about brahmin mutilations around here? 138 KCDUNTON I guess I don�t need anything after all. Goodbye. 140 KCDUNTON You went way over the line. I think you just better get out of here before we teach you a lesson. 141 KCDUNTON I�m sorry, I just got so excited working with you two. I�ll leave now. Goodbye. 142 KCDUNTON Line? What line? It was your idea in the first place. 143 KCDUNTON You two are just too yellow to do what needed to be done. 150 KCDUNTON Well, we have a good supply of our world famous Dunton�s Drymeat on hand. Tasty and delicious - good for you, too. 151 KCDUNTON Uh, that�s great. 152 KCDUNTON Drymeat? That doesn�t sound like what I need. Tell me something else. 153 KCDUNTON I don�t think I need to barter after all. Goodbye. 160 KCDUNTON You had your chance, pal. 161 KCDUNTON I don�t think there�s any work for you here. 162 KCDUNTON Well, there is one thing that we could use some help with. (Heh, heh, heh) 163 KCDUNTON What�s that Chuck? 164 KCDUNTON What�s that Buck? 165 KCDUNTON Uh, what�s that? 166 KCDUNTON Oh, yeah. Well, tell me something else then. 167 KCDUNTON Hey, wait - I really do want to help you guys out. Tell me about that job again. 168 KCDUNTON Well, I guess I missed out. I�ll be going then. Goodbye. 169 KCDUNTON Okay. Bye. 170 KCDUNTON You worthless sack of gecko shit! Just what the hell are doing in our sight again? 171 KCDUNTON I just wanted to apologize. I didn�t mean to screw up. I�m just not as good at rustling as you two. Besides, I need something from you. 172 KCDUNTON Well, you�re right - I could have done a better job. I guess I�m not a natural rustler like you two are. I need something, though. 173 KCDUNTON Gecko shit? Are we talking about what you eat, or what you use for brains? 180 KCDUNTON Back again, huh? Well, what can we help you with, business partner? 181 KCDUNTON Hey there, pal. That sure was a sweet job we pulled on that dumb-ass Torr, huh? Let me get your cut of the action. 182 KCDUNTON That was a sweet deal. Let me know when you�ve got another job like that one lined up. I need something else right now, though. 183 KCDUNTON I�m here for my cut, partners. 184 KCDUNTON What we did made me ashamed of myself. Cheating an idiot? Why don�t you cowards take on someone who can defend themselves for a change? Goodbye. 185 KCDUNTON I guess I don�t really need anything right now. Goodbye. 190 KCDUNTON OK - here�s the $50 and a little something extra for you, as well. A few sticks of Dunton�s Drymeat. Thanks again, partner. 191 KCDUNTON Thanks. Hey, there�s something else that I want to know. 192 KCDUNTON I can sure use that money. Mmm, (bite) tasty jerky, too. Thanks. Goodbye. 198 KCDUNTON OK, here�s the deal. We need some help in, uh, liberating some brahmin from that idiot Torr. You can try to talk him out of the brahmin, or knock him out - just don�t hurt him too bad or it�ll stir up a ruckus. 199 KCDUNTON Now I remember. Thanks. 200 KCDUNTON Meet us at the brahmin grazing area, just to the east of town, at 6:00 PM tonight. 201 KCDUNTON Meet us at the brahmin grazing area, just to the east of town, at 6:00 PM tomorrow night. 202 KCDUNTON OK, I�ll take care of Torr. 203 KCDUNTON OK, I�ll find Torr at the grazing area and take care of him for you. 204 KCDUNTON I don�t think I want to do that after all. 205 KCDUNTON OK, I�ll be there. Goodbye. 206 KCDUNTON In the meantime, though, there's something that I want to know. 207 KCDUNTON Goodbye. 208 KCDUNTON I�m Chuck Dunton. What are you? Dumb? 209 KCDUNTON I�m Buck Dunton. What are you? Dumb? 210 KCDUNTON Do I look especially ugly? I�m Chuck Dunton. 211 KCDUNTON Do I look especially ugly? I�m Buck Dunton. 212 KCDUNTON Are you slow in the head? I�m Chuck Dunton. 213 KCDUNTON Are you slow in the head? I�m Buck Dunton. 214 KCDUNTON You just can�t get it straight. Damn simpleton tribals. I�m Chuck, you dumb-ass. 215 KCDUNTON You just can�t get it straight. Damn simpleton tribals. I�m Buck, you dumb-ass. 216 KCDUNTON I�m Big Nose Sally Dunton. Do you like my dress? I�m Chuck Dunton, you stupid tribal. 217 KCDUNTON I�m Big Nose Sally Dunton. Do you like my dress? I�m Buck Dunton, you stupid tribal. 218 KCDUNTON Uh, okay. Yeah, I thought so. Sorry. 219 KCDUNTON Don�t worry. I have it now. I need something from you, uh, Mr. Dunton. 220 KCDUNTON Yeah, whoever. Look, just tell me what I need to know. 221 KCDUNTON Well, you�re both so damn stupid and ugly. Besides, I don�t give a flying fuck which Dunton I�m yelling at. Goodbye, asshole. 222 KCDUNTON Uh, yeah. Well, tell me about the job. 230 KCDUNTON Word to the wise - you just better not say nuthin� to nobody. �Cause if�n you do, that would make us very angry. You don�t want to see us angry. 231 KCDUNTON Sorry, I won�t tell anyone. I promise, Mr. Dunton, sir. Goodbye. 232 KCDUNTON Don�t worry, I won�t tell anyone. Now tell me something else. 233 KCDUNTON Don�t want to see you angry? I don�t want to see your ugly mugs at all. Goodbye. 240 KCDUNTON Well, it�s a pleasure doing business with you. Heh, heh, heh. Need anything else? 241 KCDUNTON Hmm...I think I forgot to barter for something. 242 KCDUNTON Yes, I do. 243 KCDUNTON No, I think that�s it for now, Chuck. 244 KCDUNTON No, I think that�s it for now, Buck. 250 KCDUNTON Hey there, partner. Still counting on you for tonight. What can I do for you? 251 KCDUNTON Uh, I�ve reconsidered. I don�t think I want to help you tonight. 252 KCDUNTON Yup. I�ll be there. Let me ask you something, though. 253 KCDUNTON Sure I will. Goodbye. 259 KCDUNTON Well, if it isn�t our burly-armed chum. 260 KCDUNTON Hey there. How�s your arm coming? Ready to go again? 261 KCDUNTON Hey there, you little squirt. What are you doing in our bar? You have to prove yourself to the Duntons by arm-wrestling me before we�ll let you stay. (ha ha ha) 262 KCDUNTON You don�t look so darn tough. Why don�t you arm-wrestle me, Chuck Dunton, for the right to drink in our bar? 263 KCDUNTON You don�t look so darn tough. Why don�t you arm-wrestle me, Buck Dunton, for the right to drink in our bar? 264 KCDUNTON Hey there, goody-two-shoes. You�ve gotta earn your admittance to our bar. You�ve gotta arm-wrestle me, Chuck Dunton. 265 KCDUNTON Hey there, goody-two-shoes. You�ve gotta earn your admittance to our bar. You�ve gotta arm-wrestle me, Buck Dunton. 266 KCDUNTON Hey, looks like we�ve got ourselves a contender here. You�ve gotta arm-wrestle me, Chuck Dunton, if you want to drink in here. 267 KCDUNTON Hey, looks like we�ve got ourselves a contender here. You�ve gotta arm-wrestle me, Buck Dunton, if you want to drink in here. 268 KCDUNTON Let�s arm-wrestle. I guess that�s the only way I�ll get some peace in here. 269 KCDUNTON I don�t think I want to arm-wrestle you right now. 270 KCDUNTON I don�t want to wrestle right now. All I want is some information. 271 KCDUNTON Uh, I think I�m in the wrong bar. Goodbye. 280 KCDUNTON You won this time. Well, aren�t you a tricky little cuss? Quick as a gecko with its tail set on fire. Well, the first drink�s on me. 281 KCDUNTON Thanks. Maybe you can tell me something I want to know. 282 KCDUNTON I just got lucky this time. Thanks. 283 KCDUNTON I don�t really need your beer, thanks. Let me ask you something, though. 284 KCDUNTON I don�t think I want your beer. Goodbye. 290 KCDUNTON You�re lucky I didn�t snap your little arm like a dried twig. (Hyuk, hyk, hyuk) Well, I guess there�s still no challenge here in town. 291 KCDUNTON Haven�t you had enough abuse for one evening? 292 KCDUNTON I want to take you on again. I�ll show you this time. 293 KCDUNTON Ouch. okay, okay, I�ve had enough. Hey, let me ask you something. 294 KCDUNTON That�s it for me. Goodbye. 300 KCDUNTON Don�t want to arm wrestle us? What, you think you�re too good to arm-wrestle against one of the Dunton brothers? 301 KCDUNTON I think you�d hurt me if I arm-wrestled you. 302 KCDUNTON Maybe later. Right now, I need some information. 303 KCDUNTON It wouldn�t even be a contest. I�d win. Goodbye. 304 KCDUNTON You look too wimpy. I only arm-wrestle real men. Take off, you hoser. 310 KCDUNTON You�re looking for a what? Close as I ever get to the Garden of Eden is in lovely Jenny�s arms over at Ma�s bathhouse. (hyuk, hyuk, hyuk) 311 KCDUNTON Uh, thanks. Let me ask you something else, then. 312 KCDUNTON I guess that�s all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 320 KCDUNTON Well, I hear that they�re some (hyuk, hyuk) bug-men cutting up brahmin out east of us. But I wouldn�t believe everything you hear. (hyuk, hyuk, hyuk). 321 KCDUNTON Oh, I see; thanks. There�s something else I wanted to know about. 322 KCDUNTON I guess that�s all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 330 KCDUNTON Hello there. You here to barter for some of our World Famous Dunton�s Drymeat? 331 KCDUNTON Well? You here to buy some drymeat or what? 332 KCDUNTON That sounds great. I�d like to barter. 333 KCDUNTON Drymeat? That sounds interesting. Tell me more about that. 334 KCDUNTON Actually, I had some questions for you. 335 KCDUNTON I don�t think I need anything right now thanks. Goodbye. 336 KCDUNTON I was curious about all those brahmin you have out back. They don�t all seem to have the same brand on them. 340 KCDUNTON Huh? What the hell do you mean? They�re all ours. 341 KCDUNTON What I mean is that some of them look as though they have a different brand that someone�s clumsily branded over. 342 KCDUNTON Oh, I see. Heh-heh, I must have made a mistake. I�ll be going now. Goodbye. 343 KCDUNTON Well, I guess I just don�t know much about brahmin. Must be their coloration or something. Fine-looking brahmin you have here. 350 KCDUNTON Well, our drymeat is an incredible blend of eleven herbs and spices. Let me tell you, it�s finger-lickin� good. Animals love it, too. They�ll chase you from all over to get some. Must be that rotting smell. 351 KCDUNTON There�s nothing else like it. Anywhere. It�s you-neek. And most people are happy it�s like that. 352 KCDUNTON It�s PEOPLE! Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk, just wanted to see your face when I said that. Heck, it�s only part people. Hyuk, hyuk. 353 KCDUNTON It�s not like anything that most people would eat. It�s different. Not better, just different. 354 KCDUNTON No cruelty to animals involved here. This is all found meat. Sometimes it takes us a while to find it, but usually we can home in on the stink. 355 KCDUNTON After a long day in the brahmin pen, we get some choice boot scrapings to flavor it with. 356 KCDUNTON Well, we�ve found that a sauce made by us personally, if ya� know what I mean, gives it that down-home taste. 357 KCDUNTON It�s made from beef aged over six months and tenderized by the choicest horsefly maggots. 358 KCDUNTON Incredible. It sounds as though you actually eat your own drymeat. Uh, what I mean to say is, who wouldn�t? Yum-yum. 359 KCDUNTON Really? That�s fascinating. Tell me more. 360 KCDUNTON I think that�s all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 361 KCDUNTON If I were starving to death, I�d rather hack off my own arm and eat it than your damn drymeat. 370 KCDUNTON You here because you changed your mind? You want to help save those poor little brahmin from Torr? 371 KCDUNTON What the heck are you doing here? You here to help us or not? We might have a job for you if you�re interested. 372 KCDUNTON Yeah, I�m interested. Tell me about this job. 373 KCDUNTON I don�t think I want anything to do with you two. Goodbye. 374 KCDUNTON I thought I saw a pile of bug parts over there. Do you know what that is? 380 KCDUNTON What the heck do you want? Did you forget what you�re supposed to be doing? 381 KCDUNTON No. I remember. I�ll get busy with our plan. 382 KCDUNTON Are you crazy? They�re on to us. I�m here to warn you not to go through with it. I bet they�re watching us right now. 383 KCDUNTON I forgot; would you go over the plan again for me? Please. 384 KCDUNTON I thought I saw a pile of bug parts over there. Do you know what that is? 390 KCDUNTON Bug parts? Umm, err, ah, we don�t know nuthin� about no bug parts. What are you talking about? 391 KCDUNTON Well, I saw a pile of bug parts that had straps and buckles so that they looked as though they could be worn like a costume. They were all piled right over by where you two were standing. 392 KCDUNTON Uh, just forget it. Goodbye. 400 KCDUNTON Here�s what�s happening. You need to get Torr. 401 KCDUNTON Sounds good, I�ll do it. 402 KCDUNTON Not a chance; I�m outa here, Dunton. Goodbye. 403 KCDUNTON Are you crazy? They�re on to us. I�m here to warn you not to go through with it. I bet they�re watching us right now. 404 KCDUNTON When Torr shows up, we need you to get him 405 KCDUNTON out of here for a while. You can talk to him or knock him unconscious. But don�t kill him or you�ll get people all riled up. While you do that, we�ll get the brahmin. Meet us back at our shop tomorrow to pick up your reward. 410 KCDUNTON Maybe you�re right. (looking around quickly) I don�t like the idea of someone watching me. 411 KCDUNTON You should be kinder to others of your own kind. Now go home. 420 KCDUNTON Nobody�s watching us. We�re real careful about that. You�re just yellow, aren�t you? Frigging coward. 421 KCDUNTON Sorry, I guess I was just getting nervous. I�m not as cool under pressure as you two are. 422 KCDUNTON Sorry, I panicked. I�ll get back to work, then. 423 KCDUNTON Not a chance. I�m leaving. Goodbye. 424 KCDUNTON Now get back to your job and get rid of that idiot Torr! 430 KCDUNTON You�re crazy. Those are just left over from some radscorpions we killed. Yeah, that�s it. That�s the ticket. We, uh, umm, use their venom as one of the secret ingredients in our drymeat recipe. 431 KCDUNTON Yeah, sure. I�ll believe that as soon as the sun rises in the west. 432 KCDUNTON Well, if you say so. That�s good enough for me. Goodbye. 440 KCDUNTON You just better keep your mouth shut if you know what�s good for you. 441 KCDUNTON Geez, take it easy. I was just going to tell you what a great idea I thought it was. Sheesh, calm down. 442 KCDUNTON Sorry. I will. Goodbye. 443 KCDUNTON Yeah, well, I�m taking off. Goodbye. 444 KCDUNTON Yeah, I think you just better shut your mouth for a change. I�m tired of hearing you flap your rotten gums. 449 KCDUNTON Hello there, tribal. 450 KCDUNTON I�m Chuck Dunton. 451 KCDUNTON I�m Buck Dunton. 452 KCDUNTON Oooogly man. 453 KCDUNTON Chosen one! 460 KCDUNTON Ooogly ann? Huh? You�re just as dumb as that idiot Torr. That�s good, we need a new fricking village idiot in town. We�ve just about used that Torr up. 461 KCDUNTON Torr up? 470 KCDUNTON Chosen one, huh? Chosen most likely to be punched in the mouth. Did your momma drop you on the head, or did you just come out that dumb and ugly? Get the hell away from me. 471 KCDUNTON Ook! 472 KCDUNTON Chosen one! 480 KCDUNTON You ready to go? Well, come on then. We don�t have all damn night. We�ve got work to do. 481 KCDUNTON Uh, yeah; I�m ready. Let�s go. 482 KCDUNTON I�m ready to teach that idiot herdboy a lesson. 483 KCDUNTON I don�t think I want to do this. See you later. 490 KCDUNTON Hey, just wait until we get inside; then we can talk. 500 KCDUNTON You struggle, but eventually the Dunton brother wins. 510 KCDUNTON You manage to beat the Dunton brother after a tough struggle. 520 KCDUNTON Ok. 530 KCDUNTON Get the hell out of here. Some of us gots work to do. 531 KCDUNTON Oh, OK. I guess I'll be moving on then. Sheesh, some people are so touchy. Goodbye. 532 KCDUNTON Torr grazes his Brahmin just north of Downtown here. 533 KCDUNTON When that Dumb-ass Torr gets here, you just better get rid of him. 600 KCDUNTON Even idiot Torr has got more brains than you, thief! 601 KCDUNTON Ready to go? 100 KCGECKO You see a scruffy trapper. 101 KCGECKO You see a burly trapper. 102 KCGECKO You see a gecko trapper. 200 KCGECKO You�ll fit in just fine here. 201 KCGECKO Buy a round of drinks, why dontcha? 202 KCGECKO Gonna arm-wrestle the Duntons? 203 KCGECKO You look like you came north from the Den. 204 KCGECKO Wadda you lookin� at? 205 KCGECKO You sure got purty skin, sweetheart. Heh, heh, heh. 206 KCGECKO Urp, I could use another mug o� gecko piss. 207 KCGECKO If you need cash, the Duntons are lookin� for some help. 208 KCGECKO You�re not half-bad for a tribal. 209 KCGECKO 96 mugs of piss on the wall, 96 mugs o� piss�. 210 KCGECKO I�m gonna go south to the Den; lotsa' work there. 211 KCGECKO More gecko piss here, Salvadore! 212 KCGECKO Trapping�s bad lately; must be an easier way to make money. 213 KCGECKO I�m not as drink as you thunk I am. 214 KCGECKO Hey buddy, do these dice look loaded to you? (rattle, rattle) 215 KCGECKO Talk to the Duntons or the barman for work, pal. 216 KCGECKO You chose the right place to drink, friend. 217 KCGECKO No, Bishop; not the thing with the knife again. 218 KCGECKO Anyone up for a game of dice? 219 KCGECKO Nice not to have Aldo stinking up the place. 220 KCGECKO Ever taken some brahmin what ain�t yours? 221 KCGECKO Watch out for the Spirit that Walks! 222 KCGECKO There�s a spirit in a canyon east of here. 223 KCGECKO Trapping�s dangerous; lost a good trapper few weeks back. 224 KCGECKO Just love to trick that Torr. 300 KCGECKO Look who�s come to visit. 301 KCGECKO (mumble, mumble) ...goody two shoes type here... (mumble) 302 KCGECKO Aren�t you in the wrong part of town? 303 KCGECKO Don�t need your kind here, tribal. 304 KCGECKO Maybe if you buy us all a drink we�ll let you stay. 305 KCGECKO Push off, tribal. 306 KCGECKO What are you looking so hard at? 307 KCGECKO The Dunton�s will fix you, tribal. 308 KCGECKO You sure chose the wrong place for a drink. 309 KCGECKO Your momma ain�t in here kid. Try the Bathhouse. 310 KCGECKO Why don�t you go play someplace else? 311 KCGECKO There�s a nice canyon for you, just east of here. 312 KCGECKO What do you want? 313 KCGECKO Better just mind your own business. 314 KCGECKO Your name Torr? (heh, heh, heh) 315 KCGECKO Go drink with Aldo, why dontcha? 316 KCGECKO This ain�t your kinda place, punk. 317 KCGECKO You aren�t my kind of drinking buddy. 318 KCGECKO Humph. (spits on the floor) 319 KCGECKO You sure ain�t much to look at. 100 KCGGCUST You see a bar patron looking at you. 101 KCGGCUST You see a bar patron eating some jerky. 102 KCGGCUST You see a bar patron drinking a mug of beer. 103 KCGGCUST You see a bar patron. 104 KCGGCUST You see a scruffy looking bar patron. Possibly a trapper. 105 KCGGCUST You see a tough-looking patron. Probably a trapper. 106 KCGGCUST You see a weathered bar patron. Probably either a trapper or a farmer. 107 KCGGCUST You see a fit-looking bar goer. They could be a brahmin herder or a farmer. 110 KCGGCUST You�ll fit in just fine here. 111 KCGGCUST Buy a round of drinks, why dontcha? 112 KCGGCUST Gonna arm-wrestle the Duntons? 113 KCGGCUST You look like you came north from the Den. 114 KCGGCUST Wadda you lookin� at? 115 KCGGCUST You sure got purty skin, sweetheart. Heh, heh, heh. 116 KCGGCUST Urp, I could use another mug o� gecko piss. 117 KCGGCUST If you need cash, the Duntons are lookin� for some help. 118 KCGGCUST You�re not half-bad for a tribal. 119 KCGGCUST 96 mugs of piss on the wall, 96 mugs o� piss�. 120 KCGGCUST I�m gonna go south to the Den; lotsa work there. 121 KCGGCUST More gecko piss here, Salvadore! 122 KCGGCUST Trapping�s bad lately; must be an easier way to make money. 123 KCGGCUST I�m not as drink as you thunk I am. 124 KCGGCUST Hey buddy, do these dice look loaded to you? (rattle, rattle) 125 KCGGCUST Talk to the Duntons or the barman for work, pal. 126 KCGGCUST You chose the right place to drink, friend. 127 KCGGCUST No, Bishop, not the thing with the knife again! 128 KCGGCUST Anyone up for a game of dice? 129 KCGGCUST Nice not to have Aldo stinking up the place. 130 KCGGCUST Ever taken some brahmin what ain�t yours? 131 KCGGCUST Watch out for the Spirit that Walks! 132 KCGGCUST There�s a spirit in a canyon east of here. 133 KCGGCUST Trapping�s dangerous; lost a good trapper few weeks back. 134 KCGGCUST Just love to trick that Torr. 140 KCGGCUST Look who�s come to visit. 141 KCGGCUST (mumble, mumble) ...goody two shoes type here... (mumble) 142 KCGGCUST Aren�t you in the wrong part of town? 143 KCGGCUST Don�t need your kind here, tribal. 144 KCGGCUST Maybe if you buy us all a drink we�ll let you stay. 145 KCGGCUST Push off, tribal. 146 KCGGCUST What are you looking so hard at? 147 KCGGCUST The Dunton�s will fix you, tribal. 148 KCGGCUST You sure chose the wrong place for a drink. 149 KCGGCUST Your momma ain�t in here kid; try the Bathhouse. 150 KCGGCUST Why don�t you go play someplace else? 151 KCGGCUST There�s a nice canyon for you, just east of here. 152 KCGGCUST What do you want? 153 KCGGCUST Better just mind your own business. 154 KCGGCUST Your name Torr? (heh, heh, heh) 155 KCGGCUST Go drink with Aldo, why dontcha? 156 KCGGCUST This ain�t your kinda place, punk. 157 KCGGCUST You aren�t my kind of drinking buddy. 158 KCGGCUST Humph. (spits on the floor) 159 KCGGCUST You sure ain�t much to look at. 160 KCGGCUST Feeling unwelcome�yet? 162 KCGGCUST �Bout time, tribal. 163 KCGGCUST Thanks. 164 KCGGCUST Nee! 165 KCGGCUST Ecky, ecky, p�tang! 166 KCGGCUST I�m going to get pissed. 167 KCGGCUST Nothing like Gecko Piss. 168 KCGGCUST Thanks for the Piss. 169 KCGGCUST Huzzah! 170 KCGGCUST Tribals know what�s best in life. 171 KCGGCUST Thank-you. 172 KCGGCUST More Piss for everyone! 173 KCGGCUST I sure needed that; thanks. 174 KCGGCUST Thanks a million! 175 KCGGCUST Rather have a frontal lobotomy� 176 KCGGCUST Golden Piss! 177 KCGGCUST Alright! 178 KCGGCUST Love that piss. 179 KCGGCUST You�re a good Tribal. 180 KCGGCUST Smart move. 100 KCGNRATR It looks like a generator. 101 KCGNRATR This generator probably powers the elevator. 200 KCGNRATR The generator needs repairs first. 201 KCGNRATR The generator is already running. 202 KCGNRATR You shutdown the generator. 300 KCGNRATR That skill is useless on a generator. 400 KCGNRATR You repair the generator and start it up. 100 KCHILD You see one of Klamath's Children. 101 KCHILD You see one of Klamath's Children. 150 KCHILD Don't eat me! 151 KCHILD Eeeee! The boogy-monster! 152 KCHILD Daddy says you're a bad person. 153 KCHILD Aieeee! Run away! 154 KCHILD You're scaring me. 155 KCHILD Stop looking at me. 156 KCHILD I'm not supposed to talk to tribals. 157 KCHILD You're just like the Duntons. 158 KCHILD My mom said you'll eat me if I'm bad. 159 KCHILD I'm not afraid of you! 160 KCHILD Help meee! 161 KCHILD It's after me! 162 KCHILD Please don't hurt me! 163 KCHILD Stay away from me! 164 KCHILD Eeeeeeeee! 165 KCHILD I hate you! 166 KCHILD Mommy, mommy, mommy! 167 KCHILD Leave me alone! 168 KCHILD You stink! 170 KCHILD Hello there. 171 KCHILD Want to play house? 172 KCHILD Do you really poke a bone through your nose? 173 KCHILD How come you're so funny looking? 174 KCHILD My mom says you're primitive. 175 KCHILD Has your tribe stopped eating people? 176 KCHILD Who dressed you so funny? 177 KCHILD I'll bet you're nicer than you look. 178 KCHILD Let's play tag. You're it. 179 KCHILD You don't smell that bad. 180 KCHILD Have you seen my invisible friend? 181 KCHILD I want to travel the world when I'm as old as you. 182 KCHILD You�re a nice tribal, not like the others. 183 KCHILD I bet you do to bathe. 184 KCHILD You�re smarter than Torr. 185 KCHILD Is that blade you have really sharp? 186 KCHILD I want to be just like you when I grow up. 187 KCHILD My dog loves drymeat. 188 KCHILD I�ve got a shiny pebble. 189 KCHILD Have you seen my invisible friend? 190 KCHILD Can I join your tribe? 191 KCHILD You're nice. 192 KCHILD You look funny. 193 KCHILD Whatcha wearing? 194 KCHILD I want a brahmin ride! 195 KCHILD Are you from far away? 196 KCHILD Weeee! Ha Ha Ha! 197 KCHILD Don't leave! 198 KCHILD Do you have some food? 199 KCHILD Am I bothering you? 200 KCHILD Where ya going? 201 KCHILD Can I come with you? 202 KCHILD How old are you? 203 KCHILD What's your name? 204 KCHILD Do you like kids? 205 KCHILD What is that? 206 KCHILD Do you wanna play a game? 207 KCHILD Whatcha doing? 208 KCHILD Have you seen any bugs? 209 KCHILD Where did you get that? 210 KCHILD Can I have that? 211 KCHILD What do you do? 212 KCHILD I can run fast. Wanna see? 213 KCHILD Watch me! Watch me! 214 KCHILD Mommy says I talk to much. 215 KCHILD Where is your home? 216 KCHILD Heeee! Heeee! 217 KCHILD Are you gonna stay here? 218 KCHILD Do you have kids? 219 KCHILD Why did you come here? 220 KCHILD I like you. 221 KCHILD Do you like me? 222 KCHILD Are you married? 223 KCHILD One, two, three - weee! 1000 KCHILD Elder 1001 KCHILD Founder 1002 KCHILD Vault Dweller 1003 KCHILD Arroyo 1004 KCHILD Klamath 1005 KCHILD Vault 1006 KCHILD Chosen One 1007 KCHILD Shaman 1008 KCHILD Hakunin 1009 KCHILD Healing Powder 1010 KCHILD Bridge 1011 KCHILD Mynoc 1100 KCHILD The Elder is your mother and our leader. 1101 KCHILD Our great ancestor who gave us knowledge. 1102 KCHILD The first to fight and win over chaos. 1103 KCHILD That would be our beautiful village. 1104 KCHILD That�s trading outpost a few days east of here. 1105 KCHILD The Vault is heaven. 1106 KCHILD You are the Chosen One. 1107 KCHILD He heals us with his herbs and magic. He is in the north part of our village. 1108 KCHILD He heals us with his herbs and magic. He is in the north part of our village. 1109 KCHILD It is a magic powder which will heal you, but will make you sleepy. 1110 KCHILD The Great Bridge exits our village in the south. 100 KCITIZEN You see one of Klamath's citizens. 101 KCITIZEN You see one of Klamath's citizens. 150 KCITIZEN Why don't you go back to your tribe? 151 KCITIZEN I'll give you some pretty beads if you leave me alone. 152 KCITIZEN Nice tribal, good tribal, don't hurt me. 153 KCITIZEN I sure wish we had a wall around the town. 154 KCITIZEN I don't have anything to steal; go away. 155 KCITIZEN Why are you looking at me like that? 156 KCITIZEN Great, another tribal. 157 KCITIZEN Why don't you go back to the golden gecko? 158 KCITIZEN Just keep away from me. 159 KCITIZEN We don't need you stirring up trouble. 160 KCITIZEN You must have come north from the Den. 161 KCITIZEN Last thing we need is more like you. 170 KCITIZEN Hello there, stranger. 171 KCITIZEN I sure hope the trapping's good this season. 172 KCITIZEN Lots of brahmin going missing lately. 173 KCITIZEN (Crunch, crunch) Dunton's Drymeat sure is yummy. 174 KCITIZEN Did you come here to trade hides for firewater? 175 KCITIZEN I thought all your people put a bone through their noses. 176 KCITIZEN Watch out for the rats in Trapper Town. 177 KCITIZEN Now where'd I put those magic beans? 178 KCITIZEN Geckos taste just like canned chicken, if you cook them right. 179 KCITIZEN I'm going to relax at the Bathhouse. 180 KCITIZEN Watch out for the Duntons. 181 KCITIZEN Buckner house always gives me a fair price on my goods. 182 KCITIZEN Nice day today. 183 KCITIZEN You look like Sulik. 184 KCITIZEN I wonder where that idiot Torr has gone? 185 KCITIZEN The big secret is - hey, what's this in my pocket?!? 186 KCITIZEN No rest for the poor. 187 KCITIZEN My joints ache; weather must be changing. 188 KCITIZEN Wind's picking up a bit. 190 KCITIZEN Nice to see you. 191 KCITIZEN Any more like you at home? 192 KCITIZEN Hope you're enjoying Klamath. 193 KCITIZEN We could use a few more people of your caliber here. 194 KCITIZEN What's up, friend? 195 KCITIZEN Good fortune to you. 196 KCITIZEN If you need to buy anything, go to Buckner House. 197 KCITIZEN You're not like Sulik at all. 198 KCITIZEN You're the most civilized tribal I've ever met. 199 KCITIZEN Watch out for geckos that have changed color. 200 KCITIZEN Hello, traveller. 201 KCITIZEN Glad to have you in Klamath. 202 KCITIZEN Howdy, stranger. 203 KCITIZEN Watch out for those Duntons; they're dangerous. 204 KCITIZEN Trapper Town sure has a lot of rats. 1000 KCITIZEN Elder 1001 KCITIZEN Founder 1002 KCITIZEN Vault Dweller 1003 KCITIZEN Arroyo 1004 KCITIZEN Klamath 1005 KCITIZEN Vault 1006 KCITIZEN Chosen One 1007 KCITIZEN Shaman 1008 KCITIZEN Hakunin 1009 KCITIZEN Healing Powder 1010 KCITIZEN Bridge 1011 KCITIZEN Mynoc 1100 KCITIZEN The Elder is your mother and our leader. 1101 KCITIZEN Our great ancestor who gave us knowledge. 1102 KCITIZEN The first to fight and win over chaos. 1103 KCITIZEN That would be our beautiful village. 1104 KCITIZEN That�s trading outpost a few days east of here. 1105 KCITIZEN The Vault is heaven. 1106 KCITIZEN You are the Chosen One. 1107 KCITIZEN He heals us with his herbs and magic. He is in the north part of our village. 1108 KCITIZEN He heals us with his herbs and magic. He is in the north part of our village. 1109 KCITIZEN It is a magic powder which will heal you, but will make you sleepy. 1110 KCITIZEN The Great Bridge exits our village in the south. 100 KCJENNY You see an attractive, but tired, young woman. 101 KCJENNY You see Jenny, the bath attendant. 200 KCJENNY Gee, mister, that was pretty quick. You must be pretty new at this sort of thing. Just relax a bit and you�ll enjoy it more. 201 KCJENNY Thanks, Jenny; I guess I need some more practice at this. 210 KCJENNY That was nice. You seem like you know your way around a woman better than most men your age. 211 KCJENNY I�m glad that you had as much fun as I did. 220 KCJENNY You really have a lot of staying power. That�s the nice thing about younger men. Sure wish there were more like you in town. 221 KCJENNY I sure enjoyed that bath, Jenny. I could go for a little more if I didn�t have other things that I had to do. 230 KCJENNY Well, that was different. I hope you come back; I think I�d like to experiment with some ideas of my own next time. 231 KCJENNY It�s nice being with someone who understands what I need for a change. 240 KCJENNY That sure was fun. You could be a real knockout if we got you out of those tribal duds. I wouldn�t mind having you stick around for a while, sister. Ever considered a career change? 241 KCJENNY I enjoyed myself, too. I have a lot of things to do before I could consider settling down just yet. But, thanks anyway. 250 KCJENNY You're different from the usual group around here. 251 KCJENNY Tell me about what goes on here. 252 KCJENNY I don�t think I want to know about what goes on here. 260 KCJENNY Well, it�s been nice chattin� with you. I better get ready for another customer, though. Goodbye. 270 KCJENNY You look a little confused. My name�s Jenny; can I help you? 271 KCJENNY Enny? Goo heh heh heh. (smile) 272 KCJENNY (nods) Hep 273 KCJENNY perdy Enny 274 KCJENNY Mommy? 280 KCJENNY Hmm, I think you just better clear out of here before Big Nose Sally finds you. She doesn�t take kindly to idjits in her place. 290 KCJENNY What would you like to know? 291 KCJENNY Tell me about trappers. 292 KCJENNY I�m looking for a trader. Know any of them that deal in old items, like from the beforetimes? 293 KCJENNY Do you happen to know how to get to the Den from here? 294 KCJENNY Bye. 295 KCJENNY Jenny, have you ever heard of something called a GECK? 300 KCJENNY Well, there�s not much to tell about the trappers, really. They get a few gecko pelts...or get lucky with a few golden geckos...and then they come in to blow off some steam. Quick and not too demanding �- just the way I like �em. 301 KCJENNY I guess that�s all I need to know for now. 302 KCJENNY Interesting; let me ask you about something else. 310 KCJENNY You�re interested in traders, huh? Well I mostly just worked for one trader. Vic was his name. He always had extra money to blow, at least when he worked he did. See, he specialized in really old stuff. You know, technical thingies. 311 KCJENNY Well, thanks for the info. I think I�ll go now. 312 KCJENNY Tell me more about Vic. 313 KCJENNY Let me ask you about something else. 320 KCJENNY Vic was a real sweetheart. He would go off for weeks at a time and then come back with all kinds of beforetime things. But he often had to travel to the Den to sell them. Not much call for that sort of stuff �round here. 321 KCJENNY Where�s Vic now? 322 KCJENNY Where�s the Den? 323 KCJENNY Did Vic ever have anything that was labeled �Vault-Tek�? 324 KCJENNY Tell me something else. 325 KCJENNY I think that�s all I need to know. 330 KCJENNY The Den is a hive of scum and villainy southeast of here. I guess about a week or so? Don�t remember too clearly. Anyhow, it�s an exciting place. Dangerous, but exciting. Sorry to leave there, in a way. 331 KCJENNY Let me ask you something else. 332 KCJENNY I think I�ll leave now, thanks. 340 KCJENNY I don�t rightly know where Vic is. I know he has a house just down the street from us, to the east. He could be out trading with tribals or even in the Den, for all I know. I hope he�s okay. He was getting to be more than just a steady customer to me. 341 KCJENNY I hope he�s okay, for your sake. Let me ask you another question. 342 KCJENNY I hope he comes back to you. I think I�ll go now. Goodbye. 350 KCJENNY Hello there, mister. My name's Jenny. Looking for a good scrub-down? 351 KCJENNY Uh, no thanks; I was just looking around. 352 KCJENNY Actually, I could use a bit of a rub (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). 353 KCJENNY Well, actually, I just had a few questions that I wanted to ask you if you don�t mind. 354 KCJENNY I�m looking for information about a trader of beforetime stuff. 360 KCJENNY Hello there, miss. My name's Jenny. Can I help you? 361 KCJENNY Uh, no; I just wanted to see what was in here. But I think I better go. 362 KCJENNY Actually, I could pick up some personal beauty tips from a cutie like you. 363 KCJENNY I just had a few questions that I wanted to ask you. 364 KCJENNY I�m looking for information about a certain trader of beforetime stuff. 370 KCJENNY Well then, you better talk to Big Nose Sally. She makes all the business arrangements for us and she doesn�t take kindly to any freelance work. 380 KCJENNY Hello there, cute stuff. My name's Jenny. You looking for work here? If you move as good as you look, you could really make some good money here. 381 KCJENNY I�m really not interested in a job here. 382 KCJENNY Mmm, I�d love to show you, personally, just how good I can move. 383 KCJENNY Thanks, but I think I just need to ask you some questions. 384 KCJENNY I�m looking for information about a trader. He deals in beforetime things. 390 KCJENNY Vault-tek? He might have had something like that. I�m not sure. I know he did have a lot of really old stuff. 391 KCJENNY Thanks, Jenny. Let me ask you something else. 392 KCJENNY Well I guess that�s all I need for now. 400 KCJENNY A Geck? What�s that? Some kind of small gecko, I�d guess. Sorry, I don�t know what else it would be. 401 KCJENNY Thanks, Jenny. Let me ask you something else. 402 KCJENNY Well, I guess that�s all I need for now. 100 KCMAIDA You see a plain looking, sturdily built young woman with a scowl on her face. 101 KCMAIDA You see Maida Buckner, Mrs. Buckner�s daughter 102 KCMAIDA You see a plain looking, sturdily built young woman. She�s looking back at you with a scowl on her face. 200 KCMAIDA You�ve really made me angry. I don�t want anything further to do with you. Now just get out. Tribals, humph! (mutter, mutter) ...shiftless, worthless, lazy... 201 KCMAIDA You are even more infuriating than Sulik! I don�t have time to talk to you. Go away. 202 KCMAIDA I don�t want to have anything to do with you either. Goodbye. 203 KCMAIDA I�m very sorry that I upset you. I�m just ignorant of your ways here. I was trying to show you respect in the manner of my tribe. 204 KCMAIDA Gosh, I�m really, really sorry. I�m just an ignorant tribal, after all. Can you possibly forgive me? 205 KCMAIDA I just didn�t know what to say to someone as attractive as yourself. I always get nervous when I�m near a beautiful woman. Please accept my apologies. 206 KCMAIDA It�s just that you seem so civilized and so beautiful. I was jealous of you. Please forgive me. I have so much to learn from women like you. 210 KCMAIDA Hello there, my name�s Maida Buckner. I help my mother run Buckner house. Can I help you? 211 KCMAIDA Ungh? 212 KCMAIDA Me 213 KCMAIDA Unker Rouse? 220 KCMAIDA Hmm - seems as though your elevator doesn�t rise all the way to the top floor. Why don�t you talk to my brother, Torr? He�s a little closer to your speed. Goodbye. 230 KCMAIDA My name�s Maida Buckner; I take care of trading and drinks here. I don�t tolerate any tribals messing our family�s place up. So you just better watch your step here, or you�ll end up like Sulik. What do you want? 231 KCMAIDA My name�s Maida Buckner; I take care of trading and drinks here. What will it be for you, friend? 232 KCMAIDA Hello there, my good friend. 233 KCMAIDA What may I help you with? 234 KCMAIDA Well, you just better be more civil from now on. Just what do you want anyway? What can I help you with here? 235 KCMAIDA I have some questions for you. 236 KCMAIDA I was looking for someplace to stay. 237 KCMAIDA I need to buy some things. 238 KCMAIDA I�d like a drink. 239 KCMAIDA I guess I don�t need anything right now. Goodbye. 240 KCMAIDA Questions, huh? Well get on with it, then. Talking to you doesn�t get my work any closer to being finished. 241 KCMAIDA More questions? Well go on, then, and be quick about it. 242 KCMAIDA Have you ever heard of something called a Garden of Eden Creation Kit? 243 KCMAIDA Tell me about Sulik. 244 KCMAIDA Tell me about what�s going on here in Klamath. 245 KCMAIDA What other towns are nearby? 246 KCMAIDA I think that�s all I need to know for now. Goodbye 250 KCMAIDA My mother takes care of the rooms. You should talk to her about that. 251 KCMAIDA Ok, thanks. There�s something else that I wanted to know, though. 252 KCMAIDA I�ll talk to her about that then. Goodbye. 260 KCMAIDA You want to barter? I�m always looking for good quality gecko pelts, and I pay a fair price for them, too. 261 KCMAIDA You want to buy something? I hope you have something other than gecko pelts to pay with; we�re overstocked on pelts right now. 262 KCMAIDA Yes, I�d like to trade with you. 263 KCMAIDA I�m more interested in something else at the moment. 264 KCMAIDA I guess I don�t need to trade right now. Goodbye. 270 KCMAIDA The only way I know to create a Garden of Eden is through plain old hard work. That's something you tribals just don�t seem to understand. But I guess that�s the difference between us civilized folk and yourselves. 271 KCMAIDA Uh, I guess. Tell me about something else then. 272 KCMAIDA Gee, I guess I have a lot to learn from you folks. I�d like to be civilized, too, someday. 273 KCMAIDA Civilized? You think you�re civilized because you live in the burnt-out ruins of a beforetime town? Tell me something else. 274 KCMAIDA I think I�ve heard just about enough. Goodbye. 280 KCMAIDA Well now, anything else that I can do for you? 281 KCMAIDA I�ve got enough gecko pelts to last me for a while. Anything else I can do for you? 282 KCMAIDA Actually, there was something else that I wanted to trade for. 283 KCMAIDA I was hoping for better prices. You sure aren�t cheap. Tell me about something else. 284 KCMAIDA You�re a tough bargainer, but fair. Tell me about something else. 285 KCMAIDA That�s all I need for now. Goodbye. 290 KCMAIDA There are only a couple of other towns nearby. There�s Redding far to the southwest, and the Den a few days south. But I wouldn�t go to the Den. 291 KCMAIDA Why wouldn�t you go to the Den? 292 KCMAIDA What about tribes in the area? 293 KCMAIDA Thanks for the advice. Tell me something else though. 294 KCMAIDA That�s all I need to know about for now. Goodbye. 300 KCMAIDA Well, I didn�t count tribes when you asked about civilized towns. But I guess there�s a group of savages somewhere to the northwest -- and then Sulik�s tribe, far to the southwest. 301 KCMAIDA That�s funny, my tribe doesn�t count pre-war towns when we talk about civilized places. Tell me something else. 302 KCMAIDA Oh, you�re civilized all right...and I don�t think I want any part of it. Tell me something else. 303 KCMAIDA Tell me about Sulik. 304 KCMAIDA What about the Den? 305 KCMAIDA Interesting. Let me ask you something else, though. 310 KCMAIDA The Den is a bad place to go. They even enslave ignorant tribals like yourself. It�s a week or so south of here, but most folks that�ve gone there don�t come back. 311 KCMAIDA Tell me about the local tribes. 312 KCMAIDA Isn�t Sulik your slave? Or do you just treat him like one? 313 KCMAIDA Interesting. Let me ask you something else, though. 320 KCMAIDA Sulik�s a tribal that�s working here to pay off a debt he foolishly incurred. He is not a slave. We don�t have slaves here in Klamath. 321 KCMAIDA Paying off a debt? What do you mean? 330 KCMAIDA Well, you see, Sulik got real upset one night and had too much booze. Then, when he was good and drunk, he busted up the place. He did nearly $500 worth of damage. Just now getting the place repaired. 331 KCMAIDA Why�d he get so upset? 340 KCMAIDA He said he found out that his sister had been kidnapped by slavers. But you�d have to ask him more about that. He�s here until he can pay off the rest of the damage he did while he was drunk. 341 KCMAIDA How much does he have to work off? 350 KCMAIDA He still has to pay off $350. If he weren�t so lazy and shiftless it would go quicker for him. He�s not leaving here until his debt is paid in full. 351 KCMAIDA That�s a lot of money. I think he�s going to be here for a long time. 360 KCMAIDA Well, he may be slow, but he does sort of grow on you after a while. (looks away wistfully)... (flustered) Now that�s enough jaw flapping; do you need anything else? 361 KCMAIDA I was curious about something else. 362 KCMAIDA What if someone else paid Sulik�s damages? 363 KCMAIDA That�s all I need for now. Goodbye. 370 KCMAIDA I don�t know why anyone would want to pay off his debt, but they could. His bill comes to $350. But you wouldn�t want to do that -- he�d only get into trouble again. 371 KCMAIDA I don�t like him having to stay here with a bigot like you. I want to pay for his damages. 372 KCMAIDA Well, I�m sure he must be happy working for you folks, but I still want to pay his damages. I don�t think anyone should be trapped the way he is. 373 KCMAIDA I guess you�re right. I don�t have that much money to spare, anyway. Goodbye. 380 KCMAIDA Well, okay then. If you really want to pay for the damage he caused...I guess all of you tribals really stick together. 381 KCMAIDA Yes, I do. I have enough to pay for the damages that he caused. 382 KCMAIDA Maybe that is too much money. I don�t think I want to pay for his damages after all. Goodbye. 390 KCMAIDA You must be crazy. I�ll sure be glad to have that damn (sob) tribal (sob) away (sob, sob) from here. (sob) 391 KCMAIDA (sob) I suppose that�s a fair trade, one idiot brother for one idiot (sob) savage. I won�t miss him a bit. 392 KCMAIDA Well, somehow, I think Sulik might actually miss being here. But we�ll be back to visit sometime, I�m sure. Right now, though, I need something. 393 KCMAIDA I think Sulik�s going to be a lot better off away from you. 394 KCMAIDA Thanks; I guess maybe I should be going now. 400 KCMAIDA You�re back, huh? I hope you�re taking care of Sulik. I�m sure he�s lost without me telling him what to do. 401 KCMAIDA I�m back because I need something. 402 KCMAIDA Well, I�m sure I can�t do as good a job of taking care of him as you did, but I�ll sure try. 420 KCMAIDA Well, you�d be better off asking momma about what�s going on right here in town. 421 KCMAIDA You�d be better off asking momma about things here in town. Have you seen Torr anywhere? It seems as though he�s run off, and we�re sure worried. 422 KCMAIDA OK, I�ll talk to Mrs. Buckner about that then. Let me ask you something else though. 423 KCMAIDA No, I haven�t seen Torr anywhere. I�ll let you know if I do. Let me ask you something else, though. 430 KCMAIDA Thanks for finding my brother, Torr. Ma and I were so worried. What can I do for you? 431 KCMAIDA Thanks again for finding Torr. What can I do for you? 432 KCMAIDA I was happy to help Torr. 433 KCMAIDA Happy to find Torr, but I don�t think I need anything right now. Goodbye. 434 KCMAIDA Happy to help you out. Maybe you could do me a favor and free Sulik in return for my finding your brother? 440 KCMAIDA Have you seen my brother Torr anywhere? He lost some more brahmin and ma yelled at him. He must have run off after that. 441 KCMAIDA Uh-oh, where do you think he might have gone? 442 KCMAIDA I�m sorry to hear that, but I need information about something else. 450 KCMAIDA I don�t know where he went for certain, but I think that he might have run off to that canyon he was always talking about. 451 KCMAIDA A canyon? What canyon? 460 KCMAIDA Well there�s a canyon just east of where we graze the brahmin. Torr used to come up with wild stories about bugmen coming from there. He said that it was bugmen what mutilated our brahmin. Scared himself silly with those fool stories. 461 KCMAIDA Sounds as though it would scare just about anybody. 470 KCMAIDA I think he might have taken off to the canyon to prove his bravery or something. I sure hope someone can find him before he hurts himself. 471 KCMAIDA Maybe I should try to find him. 472 KCMAIDA I�m really sorry you can�t find him. I�m sure he�s fine. I need some information. 473 KCMAIDA Who knows where your idiot brother went to -- and who cares? I need some information. 480 KCMAIDA I�d be so grateful if you could find my brother for mom and me. 481 KCMAIDA I�d be happy to look for him. 482 KCMAIDA I�m sorry, but I don�t think I really have time for that right now. Goodbye. 500 KCMAIDA Thanks so much. I take back all those things I said about tribals. Please find my brother for me. 501 KCMAIDA I will; you can count on me. 510 KCMAIDA Have you found my brother yet? I sure hope he�s alright. 520 KCMAIDA You want a drink? That�ll be $5 for a glass of Buckner�s Best Brew. 521 KCMAIDA I�d love a nice beer. Fill �er up. 522 KCMAIDA I�d like to buy a round of drinks for everyone here by way of introducing myself. I�m 523 KCMAIDA from Arroyo. 524 KCMAIDA I don�t think I need a beer after all. Maybe just some information will do. 530 KCMAIDA A round for everyone. My, my - aren�t you a generous one? That�ll be $30. 531 KCMAIDA Have one on me, folks. Now, how about some information as well? 532 KCMAIDA I guess I�d rather just have a drink for myself after all. 533 KCMAIDA I think maybe I�ll just settle for some information for now. 540 KCMAIDA Looks as though you don�t have enough money for that. 541 KCMAIDA Uh, well, I guess I�ll settle for some information then. 542 KCMAIDA Oh, maybe I�ll come back when I have more. Goodbye. 550 KCMAIDA I�ll sure be glad to have that damn (sob) tribal (sob) away (sob, sob) from here. (sob) 100 KCRATGOD You see large white mole-rat. 101 KCRATGOD You see the Keeng Ra'at. 102 KCRATGOD You see a large albino mole-rat with an enlarged braincase. He's frothing at the mouth. 100 KCROB You see a robot. 101 KCROB This robot has sustained a great deal of damage. Its surface is covered with dents, scratches, mud, and broken wires. 100 KCSAJAG You see a short, swarthy man smiling at you. 101 KCSAJAG You see Sajag, the owner and barman of the Golden Gecko. 110 KCSAJAG Hello there, stranger. Welcome to the Golden Gecko Tavern, Hotel, and Trading Post. I�m Sajag; I run the place. What can I get for you? 111 KCSAJAG Oh eh oh? 112 KCSAJAG Grink! (point at glass) 113 KCSAJAG I�ll have a drink. 114 KCSAJAG I�d like to buy a round of drinks for the whole bar, to introduce myself. 115 KCSAJAG I�d like to trade. 116 KCSAJAG I�d like a room for the night. 120 KCSAJAG Well, if it�s not another dang idiot. Just like Torr. Get the hell out of my bar. 130 KCSAJAG You�re our kind of people. You came to the right tavern to spend your money. What can I do for you, pal? 131 KCSAJAG You don�t seem to be too popular in this part of town. Well, maybe the jury�s still out on you. How can I help you? 132 KCSAJAG I need some beer. 133 KCSAJAG I would like to buy a round of drinks for everyone in the bar. 134 KCSAJAG I�d like to trade. 135 KCSAJAG I�d like a room for the night. 136 KCSAJAG Thanks for your help. Goodbye. 137 KCSAJAG Goodbye. 140 KCSAJAG One tall mug of Golden Gecko Piss coming up. Only $5 for the best beer north of Redding. 141 KCSAJAG You poured me a mug of piss!?! 142 KCSAJAG Thanks for the beer. I need some information though. 143 KCSAJAG Thanks. That�s all I need for now. Goodbye. 150 KCSAJAG A round of piss for the whole bar then! Huzzah! That�ll be $30. (Big smile) 151 KCSAJAG Everyone in here is drinking lizard piss!?! 152 KCSAJAG Hope everyone enjoys the beer. Sajag, I need some information. 153 KCSAJAG Enjoy your piss, everyone. Goodbye. 160 KCSAJAG Looks as though you don�t have enough money for that right now. Sorry, friend. No credit here. (smiles) 161 KCSAJAG Just like one of your kind to try and get something for nothing. No money, no service; now get out. 170 KCSAJAG Relax, pal; it�s just what we call the beer here. (chuckles) This is the Golden Gecko, remember? 171 KCSAJAG It�s just beer. Golden Gecko, Gecko Piss? Are you slow or what? (shakes his head) Tribals, sheesh. 172 KCSAJAG Oh. Heh, heh; well, back at Arroyo we actually...Uh, never mind. 173 KCSAJAG Oh, I get it. Well, aren�t you folks clever. 174 KCSAJAG I�m not drinking piss! I don�t care where it�s being served or what you call it! 180 KCSAJAG Well, now that we�ve got first things first out of the way...how can I help you? (smiles) 181 KCSAJAG Nice of you to drink with us lowlifes. (snickers) Just what do you want anyway? 182 KCSAJAG I think I�ll have another drink. 183 KCSAJAG I�d like to buy a round of drinks for all my new friends here. 184 KCSAJAG I have some questions for you. 185 KCSAJAG I think that�s all I need for now, thanks. 190 KCSAJAG Well information�s what it�s all about, pal. What do you want to know about? 191 KCSAJAG Yeah? What the heck do you want to know about? 192 KCSAJAG Are there any other settlements nearby? 193 KCSAJAG Are there any traders here in Klamath? 194 KCSAJAG Anything unusual going on here in Klamath? 195 KCSAJAG I�m looking for a job. Any leads? 196 KCSAJAG Where can I get healing supplies? 197 KCSAJAG I�m looking for something called a Garden of Eden Creation Kit. Know where I might find such a thing? 198 KCSAJAG That�s all I need to know for now. But there�s something else I need. 199 KCSAJAG I guess, that�s enough info for now. 210 KCSAJAG Hey there, friend. A little bird told me that you know where old Whiskey Bob has his still. I sure would like to know where that is. 211 KCSAJAG You�re mistaken. I�ve never met anyone named Whiskey. 212 KCSAJAG I don�t think I want to tell you that. 213 KCSAJAG Why do you want to know where that is? 214 KCSAJAG I might know that. What�s it worth to you? 215 KCSAJAG Can�t stand a little competition, huh? 220 KCSAJAG Forget I mentioned it then. Not a big thing. (smiles) 230 KCSAJAG Well, Bob�s getting in the way of certain business partners. I don�t mind the competition. (grins) But they sure do. I�ll pay $50 to a smart cookie that can tell me where the still is. No other action required. (smiles) 231 KCSAJAG The story is that Bob�s homemade hootch is making people sick. I�ll pay $50 just to know where the still is, and then we can get the town council to shut him down. (smiles warmly) 232 KCSAJAG $50 is a good price -- especially when I don�t need to do anything myself to get it. (you give directions to the still) 233 KCSAJAG I don�t think I should tell you where the still is. 234 KCSAJAG I just don�t think Bob�s whiskey is making people sick. 235 KCSAJAG I�ll tell you where it is for $50. But, I want to hear more about your business partners. (you give directions to the still) 240 KCSAJAG Thanks for the information, friend. I�ll make sure it�s put to good use. (smiles) Here�s your $50 and a piss on the house, too. Anything else I can help you with? 241 KCSAJAG I think I�d like to have a nice piss to celebrate. 242 KCSAJAG How about a piss for all of my friends here? 243 KCSAJAG I have some questions that I�d like to ask you. 244 KCSAJAG That�s all I need for now. Goodbye. 250 KCSAJAG Well, let�s just say that I have connections with some important people south of here -- in the Den. 251 KCSAJAG Well, I�ll keep that in mind. Thanks for the money. 260 KCSAJAG I�ve got all kinds of things right here, kid: healing supplies, booze, all kinds of stuff. I've got special sources, ya' might say. Always willing to look at a good gecko pelt, too. 261 KCSAJAG Let me see what you�ve got. 262 KCSAJAG I guess I don�t need anything right now. But I do have some questions. 263 KCSAJAG Special sources? Then you should be able to give me a really good price. 270 KCSAJAG Always plenty of rooms here for our friends. Only going to cost you $20 for eight hours of safe and comfortable shut-eye. A whole room to yourself. Have a party. 271 KCSAJAG We don�t have any rooms here, pal. Sorry, full up. 272 KCSAJAG $20 sounds like a fair price to me. I�ll take it. 273 KCSAJAG I don�t think I�ll take you up on that offer just now, Sajag. What about something else? 280 KCSAJAG Hey pal, thanks for the information. My friends down in the Den aren�t worried about any competition anymore. (evil grin) 281 KCSAJAG Thanks for the information, friend. The town council, um, voted, to shut down Whiskey Bob�s still. He won�t be poisoning anyone else for a while. (sincere looking smile) 282 KCSAJAG I�m glad that I was able to help; of course, the $50 didn�t hurt, either. 283 KCSAJAG Well, I�m sure I�ll sleep easier knowing that Klamath is safe from Bob�s hooch. 284 KCSAJAG No skin off my back, pal. 290 KCSAJAG Well, let�s see. All sorts of things going on in town lately. (counts on his fingers) There�s brahmin-mutilating bugmen, rodents of unusual size, a walking spirit, and a missing hunter. Klamath�s become a real hot spot lately. 291 KCSAJAG Tell me about the brahmin-mutilating bugmen, please. 292 KCSAJAG Tell me about the RUS's, please. 293 KCSAJAG Tell me about the walking spirit, please. 294 KCSAJAG I�m not surprised that a hunter�s gone missing with all this excitement, but tell me about him, too. 295 KCSAJAG I�d like to ask about other things. 296 KCSAJAG I don�t want to know about anything else. 300 KCSAJAG Well, the Dunton brothers are always looking for someone to do their dirty work for them. And for that matter, Torr, the Buckner boy, is scared to go tend the brahmin at night on account of the bugmen. 301 KCSAJAG Thanks; I have another question for you. 302 KCSAJAG I guess that�s all I need to know. But I do need something else. 303 KCSAJAG That�s all I need for now. Goodbye. 310 KCSAJAG There are a couple of settlements nearby. There are some tribals northwest of us -� but I �spose you know about them. (smiles) Then there�s the Den a few days south of here -- that�s the closest -- and there�s a mining town called Redding quite a ways to the southWest. 320 KCSAJAG Not too many traders in town. Just Vic, that I can think of. He�s got a house in the east part of town. He used to trade prewar stuff at the Den and to tribals. Haven�t seen him for a bit, though. 330 KCSAJAG Well, I don't have prices like this for just anybody. It's not easy to get this stuff from the Den. 331 KCSAJAG I�d like to make you one of my special friends, sweetheart. (grins) It�s not easy to get this stuff from the Den. Tell you what -� I�ll give you a special price on what I�ve got. 340 KCSAJAG I don�t know what you�re talking about, pal. Do you want to trade or not? 341 KCSAJAG Yeah, sure I want to trade. Sorry for asking. 342 KCSAJAG I guess I don�t want to trade with you after all. 343 KCSAJAG You�ve got connections to the Den. Come on - I know you can make me a better deal. 350 KCSAJAG Well, they say critters that look like man-sized bugs walking around on two legs are tearing open brahmin in the middle of the night. Only Torr�s caught a good look at them though. Scary, huh? 360 KCSAJAG Some say that there�s a gigantic rat, the size of a Corvega, that rules over all the rats over in Trapper Town (west of downtown). They say that it lives in an old mine underneath Trapper Town and that all the other rats bring it any shiny objects that they find. (licks his lips) Mmm, Shiny baubles. 370 KCSAJAG Well, west of town there�s a canyon. A few months back there was a bright light coming from there and then critters started disappearing. Tracks lead into the canyon, but none lead out. Spooky, huh? Some have heard a weird whining sound echoing off the canyon walls there, too. 380 KCSAJAG Well, Smiley was one of the best trappers there ever was. He up and left Mrs. Buckner one day, and said he was going to find where all the golden geckos come from. Said he�d be rich if he could find it. But he hasn�t come back -- and that was a while back, too. 381 KCSAJAG That�s incredible. Tell me more local news. 382 KCSAJAG That�s all I need to know for now. 390 KCSAJAG Garden of Eden, huh? Well, Jenny�s the closest I�ve been to the Garden of Eden. Only a few dollars to create that. (smiles) Sounds nice, but I don�t know where you�d find it. 391 KCSAJAG Well, that�s not quite what I was looking for. Let me ask you something else. 100 KCSALLY You see a plump, older woman with a large nose 101 KCSALLY You see Big Nose Sally, the owner of the Bathhouse. 200 KCSALLY Hello there, my name�s Sally Dunton. Hmm, did you catch that? 201 KCSALLY Ally Onion? Gurk? 202 KCSALLY I gotta pee-ee 203 KCSALLY Oog? (shaking head) 204 KCSALLY Well, that�s a right nice try for an idjit. But I ain�t having none of your kind in here. Now, git out. Shoo, shoo. 205 KCSALLY I know you�re a tribal and all, but this is a bathhouse, not an outhouse. Git out afore I have you thrown out! 206 KCSALLY I know my boys have taken up with some poor sorts, but you�re the worst yet. I just can�t believe that you let them down. I won�t have you in my place. Now, get out. 210 KCSALLY My name�s Sally Dunton, but mostly they call me Big Nose Sally. I�m the owner of this here bathhouse. We have a whole hassleful of special, attended baths for you to pick from. 211 KCSALLY What kind of special, attended baths do you have here? 212 KCSALLY Gee, Miss Sally, I just wanted a regular bath. You don�t have a bubble bath, do you? 213 KCSALLY I think I�ve changed my mind; I may try back later. 220 KCSALLY My name�s �Big Nose� Sally Dunton and I�m the owner of this here bathhouse. I�m afraid that we just have girl bath attendants here. That alright with you? 221 KCSALLY I�m just here for a bath. 222 KCSALLY Women suit me just fine. 223 KCSALLY Gee, I was really looking for a male attendant. 224 KCSALLY I don�t think this is what I was looking for. 225 KCSALLY I�m sorry that we couldn�t help you out. Come on back later, though. 230 KCSALLY If you just want an unattended bath, you might try the Golden Gecko or the Buckner House. But I doubt that you�ll find that as enjoyable. 231 KCSALLY Thanks, Miss Big Nose. I�ll try that instead. Good-bye. 232 KCSALLY I was just kidding; I�d like a special bath. 240 KCSALLY The special baths that we have available vary in cost by the amount of time that the gal spends with you, and any special services that you take advantage of. 241 KCSALLY You mean I get to be with a real-live girl? Sign me up! 242 KCSALLY I don�t think I�m ready for this; I better go. 243 KCSALLY I think that the appearance of the attendant better figure into the cost, too. 250 KCSALLY The baths that we have available are: a Wash Cloth Hand Wipe, a brief Full Body Wash, and, lastly, the Round-the-World Full Squeaky Clean Servicing, offered by the beautiful and talented Jenny, recently trained at the finest house in the Den. 251 KCSALLY I think I can get by with the Hand Wipe; how much is that? 252 KCSALLY I like the idea of a Full Body Wash; what�s that going to cost? 253 KCSALLY Beautiful and talented? I�ve got to hear more about the Round-the-World Full Squeaky Clean Wash. 254 KCSALLY I don�t think I�m ready to take a bath with someone else watching; I�m going to leave. 255 KCSALLY Can I mix and match the different types of baths? 256 KCSALLY What about getting a discount on those baths? 260 KCSALLY No, you have to choose one at a time, but you can always come back for more -- usually after a brief rest. 261 KCSALLY Tell me the different types of bath again. 262 KCSALLY If I can�t make my own combinations, I don�t even want a bath; I�m outta here. 270 KCSALLY Well, for an attractive individual like yourself that would only cost $25. 271 KCSALLY $25? That�s a bargain; I�ll take it. 272 KCSALLY Hmm, tell me about the other types of baths again. 273 KCSALLY Maybe I don�t need this right now. I�m leaving. 280 KCSALLY Hmm, you look as though you need a real bath first; that�ll make the price $35. 281 KCSALLY $35? That seems kind of steep -- but I guess I am a bit scruffy. I�ll take it. 282 KCSALLY What are the other choices again? 283 KCSALLY Thanks, but I think I�ll look elsewhere. 284 KCSALLY $35 seems kind of expensive; got any cute brahmin, instead? 290 KCSALLY I think any of our girls would be happy to give you a full body wash; I just better watch the time to make sure it�s a brief one (chuckle). The Brief Full Body Wash will cost you $55. 291 KCSALLY That sounds like fun. Here�s my $55. 292 KCSALLY Hmm, what are the other choices again? 293 KCSALLY Thanks, but I think that I�ll save my money for now. 300 KCSALLY You could use a bit of real scrubbing; don�t you tribals know about soap? Oh well, that�ll cost you $70 for the Brief Full Body Wash...but I�m sure that you�ll be happy with the results. 301 KCSALLY Wow, $70! That seems like a lot. But I bet it�s worth it. I�ll try it. 302 KCSALLY What were the other bathing options? 303 KCSALLY I don�t think that I want to pay for a bath after all. 310 KCSALLY Well I�m sure that your Round-the�World trip Servicing with beautiful Jenny will be an experience that you�ll savor for quite a while. A real bargain at only $125. 311 KCSALLY I can�t wait to enjoy Jenny�s special talents. Here�s my $125. 312 KCSALLY Maybe I should hear about the other bath choices again. 313 KCSALLY I don�t think that I�ll ever need $125 worth of cleaning. I�m going to leave before I get myself into trouble. 320 KCSALLY Hmm, I don�t know if Jenny will even take you in the condition that you�re in. You�re going to need a thorough, no-nonsense, scrubbing first. (To herself: I wonder if Gerda is free for that?) With the cost of the pre-scrubbing, the Round-the-World Full Squeaky Clean Servicing is yours for only $185. 321 KCSALLY I get both Gerda and Jenny? What a bargain! Here�s my $185. 322 KCSALLY Is Gerda that larger, mustachioed woman? I better hear the other choices again. 323 KCSALLY I don�t think that I can afford this right now. I think I�m going to leave. 324 KCSALLY Gerda isn�t really a woman at all, is she? I don�t want to be scrubbed down by a burly drag-queen. I�m outta here. 330 KCSALLY That�s a great choice, if you don�t have a lot of time or money. 340 KCSALLY I think you�ll really enjoy this. 350 KCSALLY I think that you�ll enjoy Jenny bathing you more than any bath you�ve ever had. 360 KCSALLY We don�t handle that sort of thing here. Try talking to my sons, Chuck and Buck Dunton. I understand that their brahmin are pretty darn popular with a certain set. 361 KCSALLY You don�t have enough money. Come back when you�re able to pay. 362 KCSALLY It seems as though your eyes are bigger than your budget. Perhaps you�d like to try a cheaper washing. 363 KCSALLY I�m certain that one of my sons would be happy to help you out. But you might want to come back here afterwards; most gals that spend any time with my boys get a hankerin� to bathe themselves real good. 370 KCSALLY Back again, huh? A lot of folks just can�t seem to get clean enough. 371 KCSALLY I�m just looking around this time; I don�t need a bath. 372 KCSALLY Tell me the types of bath that you have again. 373 KCSALLY Do I get a return customer discount? 380 KCSALLY Well now, it wouldn�t be fair to discount any of our services. My gals are well worth what they charge. 381 KCSALLY Well, if I can�t get a discount, I�m leaving. 382 KCSALLY I guess that�s fair enough. Tell me what baths you have available. 390 KCSALLY Before we go any further, you�ve gotta know that the baths are for individuals, not groups. You can make your own arrangements, and then your friends can do as they please on their own. 391 KCSALLY Ok. 100 KCSLIM You see a very tall and lanky trapper. 101 KCSLIM You see Slim Picket, the head of Trapper Town. 110 KCSLIM Well, mister, you sure don�t look chewed up by those rats yet -- but you will if you keep pestering them. Just don�t bring any back here with you. 111 KCSLIM Well, little missy, you sure don�t look chewed up by those rats yet -- but you will if you keep pestering them. Just don�t bring any back here with you. 112 KCSLIM Don�t worry. I won�t. 113 KCSLIM No, thanks to you. 114 KCSLIM Uh, ok. 120 KCSLIM I just don�t want to have anything to do with those critters. I leave �em alone and hope they�ll do the same for me. Take care now. 130 KCSLIM Just be careful. Seems the deeper you go, the bigger they get back there. 140 KCSLIM Hello, tribal. My name�s Slim Picket and you can talk to me about Trapper Town. We don�t want any trouble here. 141 KCSLIM Hello there, friend. Nice of you to visit all of us here. My name�s Slim Picket. I talk for Trapper Town. 142 KCSLIM Hello there Slim. My name�s 143 KCSLIM . Why do you call this Trapper Town? 144 KCSLIM Do you know where I could find something called a Garden of Eden Creation Kit? 145 KCSLIM Nice to meet you, Mr. Picket. I�m just looking around for now, though. Goodbye. 150 KCSLIM Hello there, my name�s Slim Picket. I speak for this part of town. 151 KCSLIM Gruk. 152 KCSLIM Ook, oople. 153 KCSLIM (point at self) Me 154 KCSLIM , me hungry 160 KCSLIM Say, your antenna don't pick up all the channels do it? Well, I tell you what. Here's a key to that door behind me. There's all kinds of rats back there - even one big one s'posedly. You go through there and kill all the dang rats you can eat. How's that? 161 KCSLIM That big ol' rat that was bothering everyone hereabouts seems to have disappeared. But I don't reckon that an idjit like you had anything to do with it. 162 KCSLIM OK. Heh, heh, rat kill. Heh, heh, heh. 163 KCSLIM No! Rats scaaarrrry! No. Me go now. 170 KCSLIM What the heck do you want this time? 171 KCSLIM Hi there. How can I help you out? 172 KCSLIM I think I need a key to get into the north part of Trapper Town. 173 KCSLIM I�ve got some questions that I wanted to ask you. 174 KCSLIM I guess I don�t need anything. Goodbye. 180 KCSLIM Well, this here part of town is where all of us trappers live when we�re not out trapping geckos. Only problem about the free digs are the rats on the north side. But we have most of the entrances to that part of the mall barricaded pretty good. 181 KCSLIM What did you want to know about? 182 KCSLIM Do you ever go to the north side? 183 KCSLIM Tell me about trapping geckos. 184 KCSLIM Do you know anything about a Garden of Eden Creation Kit? 185 KCSLIM You sure have a lot of cars here. 186 KCSLIM Rats? Tell me more about rats. 187 KCSLIM Thanks for the info. I don�t think I need to know about anything else. Goodbye. 190 KCSLIM Oh, you mean a GECK. huh? Well, I saw an ad for one of those in an old magazine. But I don�t think they exist anymore. Certainly not around here, anyplace. 191 KCSLIM Really? Well, tell me about something else then. 192 KCSLIM Oh, well; that�s all I wanted to know. Thanks. 200 KCSLIM You want the key to the north side of Trapper Town? What do you want that for? 201 KCSLIM You still want that key? Why? 202 KCSLIM I�m an explorer; I want to explore everyplace I can. Besides, maybe there�s a GECK forgotten on a back shelf in there. 203 KCSLIM I�m going to help you with your rat problem. 204 KCSLIM I just want to try to get to that car on the other side of the fence. 205 KCSLIM I�d be willing to give anything to get that key. I really want to get to the other side of Trapper Town. 206 KCSLIM I guess I wouldn�t want a key. It sounds as though it�s pretty dangerous over there. 210 KCSLIM Well, OK, here�s the key. Just don�t go stirring up too much trouble back there, and make sure you close the door behind you. 211 KCSLIM What a hoot! I sure needed that, sweetheart. You just make sure that nothing happens to that pretty little tail of yours, now. (heh, hee, hee) 212 KCSLIM Thanks for the key, Slim. Before I go, I have some questions for you. 213 KCSLIM Thanks, Slim. I�ll make sure the door�s closed behind me. Goodbye. 220 KCSLIM If you want the key, you�re going to have to buy it from me. 221 KCSLIM I don�t mind trading for the key. 222 KCSLIM I don�t want to trade for the key. It won�t cost you anything to let me borrow it. I�ll make sure to close the door after myself. 223 KCSLIM If you let me have the key, I�m sure that you�ll have fewer rats to worry about after I use it. 224 KCSLIM I don�t think I want the key. Goodbye. 230 KCSLIM I guess you got what you wanted. Just be careful now. 231 KCSLIM Thanks. 232 KCSLIM You drive a hard bargain. I hope it was worth it. 240 KCSLIM Well, I guess you didn�t need that key as much as you thought, huh? You sure you got what you wanted? 241 KCSLIM Oops; I knew there was something else I wanted. 242 KCSLIM Hey, Slim, I have a couple of things that I wanted to ask you about. 243 KCSLIM I don�t need anything else from you. Thanks anyhow. 250 KCSLIM We blocked off all the entrances to the north side of town except one. I have a key to that one entrance -- just in case anyone needs to get over there for any reason. I can�t figure out why anyone would want to, though; I sure wouldn�t. 251 KCSLIM Interesting; tell me something else. 252 KCSLIM I�m interested in getting that key from you. 253 KCSLIM That�s all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 260 KCSLIM You�re interested in trapping, huh? (He looks you up and down.) 261 KCSLIM [MORE] 270 KCSLIM I don�t think I�d try it if I were you. You might get your hands all dirty and callused. (heh, hee, hee) Anything else you want to know about? 271 KCSLIM Well, I sure wouldn�t want to get my hands dirty. Tell me something else. 272 KCSLIM I sure wish I was as skillful a trapper as you are. I bet you could teach me a lot. 273 KCSLIM That�s all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 280 KCSLIM Well, now you look like you could handle yourself. Geckos come in two types -� regular or golden. The regular ones are easy to trap and hunt, but the golden ones are worth more money. 281 KCSLIM Tell me more about the golden geckos. 282 KCSLIM Interesting. Tell me something else. 283 KCSLIM That�s all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 290 KCSLIM The golden ones are sneaky and twice as vicious as the regular ones. Plus, once they bite you they�ll hold on and gnaw through to the bone. And that�s not even counting their poison. But their hides look real nice, and so they�re worth a lot more. 291 KCSLIM Tell me more. 300 KCSLIM One real good trapper, name of Smiley, went north looking for wherever they come from. He was convinced that they all came from one place. Thing is, nobody�s heard from him for a couple months now. 301 KCSLIM What do you think happened to him? 310 KCSLIM Maybe he found where they come from and got all ate up. (heh, hee, hee) But I tell you one thing; Mrs. Buckner�s heart just about broke when he didn�t come back. You see, he was her beau. Mrs. Buckner runs Buckner house, y�know. 311 KCSLIM Interesting. Tell me something else. 312 KCSLIM That�s all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 320 KCSLIM We have a whole lot full of cars. All ready for their owners to come back from shopping. Thing is, they never did. Not a dang one of �em runs, though. There�s a real beauty of a Chrysalis Motors Highwayman just east of here, but I haven�t figured out how to get to it, yet. 321 KCSLIM A Highwayman? Interesting. Tell me about something else. 322 KCSLIM That�s all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 330 KCSLIM Well, they taste pretty good if you spit-roast �em with just a titch of herbs. But most of the time they can be a real nuisance, and they�re getting worse. We�ve barricaded the north part of the mall -- well, Trapper Town, that is -- but they�re sneaking through anyway. There�s one door right here behind my room, but I have it locked. 331 KCSLIM At home, mom just used to pan-fry them with a little butter. But, tell me more about the rat attacks. 332 KCSLIM Interesting. Tell me about something else. 333 KCSLIM That�s all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 335 KCSLIM Well they taste pretty good if you spit-roast 'em with just a titch of herbs. But most of the time they can be a real nuisance, and they're getting worse. We've barricaded the north side of town but they're sneaking through anyway. There's one door to the north side, right here, but I have it locked. 336 KCSLIM Well, there used to be a real bad rat problem hereabouts, but lately, there jist ain't so many rats about. It's like they all got skeered and bugged outa here. 337 KCSLIM At home mom just used to pan-fry them with a little butter. But, tell me more about the rat attacks. 340 KCSLIM People been disappearing. Just them as are slow and sickly, for now. 'Course, they don't stop to cook their food like us. They just gnaw it into a few bloody clumps of hair and rags. Least that's all we find in the morning. I've even heard talk that there's some kind of giant rat god that tells 'em all what to do. 341 KCSLIM Interesting. Maybe someone should do something about that. Say, do you have a key to the north side of Trapper Town? 342 KCSLIM Interesting. Tell me about something else. 343 KCSLIM That�s all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 350 KCSLIM Well, you ain�t that pretty, but it�s sure been a long time. I guess I could give you the key as long as you give me what I need. (heh, hee, hee) 351 KCSLIM Well, you sure are a pretty li�l thing, ain�t you? I�m sure we can get you that key you want. You just have to give me something I want. (heh, hee, hee) 352 KCSLIM OK, but I just hope they call you Slim because of your height. 353 KCSLIM Uh, that�s not exactly what I had in mind. 354 KCSLIM Wipe that leer off your face. I think I just better leave before you get hurt. Goodbye. 360 KCSLIM I could teach you something about the outdoors. But it�s going to cost you $100. 361 KCSLIM I�m always happy to share my skill with others. I can teach you some tricks for only $50. 362 KCSLIM Well, you better have a lot to teach me for that. 363 KCSLIM That�s a lot of money. Just tell me what you know about other things. 364 KCSLIM I don�t think I need to learn anything right now. Goodbye. 370 KCSLIM Your tribe are mostly farmers aren�t they? I don�t think I could teach you a darn thing. 371 KCSLIM I�m that good already, huh? Well, tell me about something else then. 372 KCSLIM I think I�ll be going then. Goodbye. 380 KCSLIM Well, that ought to have learned you a thing or three about the great out-of-doors. Hope you can put it to good use. Remember about the scat now. 381 KCSLIM You�re right. Old scat doesn�t taste near the same as fresh. Thanks, Slim. Now tell me more about those geckos. 382 KCSLIM Thank you for all the tips, Slim, but I still think just smelling the scat is good enough. I was wondering about something else, though. 383 KCSLIM Thanks for the information, Slim. I�m going to go and practice right now. Goodbye. 390 KCSLIM Tell me about those rats. 400 KCSLIM You shore took the fight outta them rats. 401 KCSLIM Hello there. Nice to live in a rat-free envi-ro-ment. 402 KCSLIM Yup. Fewer rats 'an ever now. 403 KCSLIM Wonder what happened to the rats? 404 KCSLIM Good riddance to rodent rubbish. 100 KCSMILEY You see a filthy trapper with torn and bloodstained clothing. He appears to be favoring one leg slightly. 101 KCSMILEY You see Smiley, the trapper. He�s limping a bit and looks unhappy. 102 KCSMILEY You see Smiley, the trapper. He looks a lot better since you rescued him from the caves. 103 KCSMILEY You see a middle-aged man wearing the bloody and torn clothes of a trapper. He doesn�t look very well. 104 KCSMILEY You see Smiley, the trapper. He looks as though his health has improved greatly since you rescued him from the cave. 110 KCSMILEY Hello there, stranger. People call me Smiley. I�m sure glad to see you. I thought I was going to die here for certain! I'm hurt too bad to get past those damn lizards on my own. 111 KCSMILEY Smiley, heh, heh, heh. Ook. 112 KCSMILEY What are you doing here? 113 KCSMILEY Nice to meet you, Smiley. I think I�ll be going now. 120 KCSMILEY Great. Another Torr. I (points at himself) need you (points at you) to help me get out of here (makes walking fingers motion on hand). 121 KCSMILEY Go? Now? Ook 122 KCSMILEY go. Bad lizards! Bad! 130 KCSMILEY Yes! That�s it. We go (walking fingers again) together (clasps hands together). Right now! 131 KCSMILEY Smiley go with 132 KCSMILEY now. 133 KCSMILEY Smiley no go with 134 KCSMILEY . No like Smiley. Goodbye. 140 KCSMILEY Hey! Wait! You can�t just leave me here. 141 KCSMILEY Oh, sorry. What was I thinking? 142 KCSMILEY Well, I guess not. 143 KCSMILEY I can and I will. I think I�m going to do just that. Goodbye. 150 KCSMILEY I always caught more golden geckos north and west of Klamath than anywheres else. So I figured that all the golden geckos lived someplace up here. 151 KCSMILEY Looks like you were right. 160 KCSMILEY I�d love to chat with you, but let�s just get out of here now and chat later. Okay? 161 KCSMILEY Uh, yeah. I guess that�s a good idea. 162 KCSMILEY Just one question, first. What do you know about these caves? 170 KCSMILEY Looks as though I was a little too right. I got in here okay, but then one of those damn geckos got behind me and damn near took my leg off. I just barely made it over here. 171 KCSMILEY I wonder why they didn�t finish you off? 180 KCSMILEY Well, I guess they don�t like to crawl through the goo too much. I can�t say as I blame them. It sure burns if gets on your skin. But that doesn�t seem to stop �em from licking up the darn stuff like it was Buckner�s Best. 181 KCSMILEY Interesting. 190 KCSMILEY Enough gum flapping. Now let�s get out of here. I figure that if I can join you we should both be able to make it out of here okay. I sure could use the help. 191 KCSMILEY Ok. You can join me. I�ll make sure you get out of here and back to Klamath. I think that Ardin is going to be glad to see you again. 192 KCSMILEY Well, OK. But I don�t want you whining for help all the time. 200 KCSMILEY These caves look like a prewar storage area. I think there must be more down below us but there�s some kind of fancy teck-no-logical lock on the door. Anyhow, I�ve had enough. Let�s git out of here. 201 KCSMILEY OK. 210 KCSMILEY Whew. I think I just used up some lives that time around. Why don�t you come over to the Buckner place a little later on, and I�ll make sure you get a nice reward for saving me. 211 KCSMILEY Thanks, Smiley. I was happy to do it. Goodbye. 212 KCSMILEY OK, whatever. Goodbye. 213 KCSMILEY About time you mentioned a reward. It better be a good one. Goodbye. 220 KCSMILEY Well, if�n it ain�t my idjit friend. Thanks a heap. Goodbye to you. 221 KCSMILEY Hello there, friend. Thanks again for getting me out of that tight spot. Anything I can help you with? 222 KCSMILEY Anything else, friend? 223 KCSMILEY Well, I had a few questions about hunting geckos. 224 KCSMILEY I have all sorts of questions about this area. 225 KCSMILEY Is Mrs. Buckner happy to see you back? 226 KCSMILEY No, I guess I just wanted to say hello. Talk to you later, Smiley. Goodbye. 230 KCSMILEY I sure owe you for saving my hide. Least I can do is to teach you something in return. 231 KCSMILEY Teach? 232 KCSMILEY Thanks Smiley. I'd sure appreciate any tips you could give me. 240 KCSMILEY Since those geckos nearly had my hide let me teach you how to get theirs. Here's how you skin 'em. (Smiley demonstrates) ...and when you kill 'em you can get their hides an' sell 'em. OK? 241 KCSMILEY Urk. Pretty, heh, heh, heh. Sell. Heh, heh, heh. Bye. 242 KCSMILEY Thanks, I'm sure that will come in handy. Tell me something else though. 243 KCSMILEY Thanks for showing me how to do that, Smiley. I think I'll go practice on some geckos. Goodbye. 250 KCSMILEY I think you know enough about geckos now. 251 KCSMILEY Heh, heh. I think maybe you could teach me something about geckos. I don�t think I can help you out with that. 252 KCSMILEY Well, I guess I know more about geckos than anyone alive. I was raised on gecko milk, you know. But it�ll take a few hours. 253 KCSMILEY I want to know all you can teach me about geckos. 254 KCSMILEY I guess I don�t need to know about that right now. Tell me something else though. 255 KCSMILEY Gecko milk? I thought geckos were reptiles. 260 KCSMILEY There�s more you need to know than you even know you need. 261 KCSMILEY Teach me, oh great trapper. 262 KCSMILEY Uh, yes. Go ahead. I�m listening. 263 KCSMILEY Well, okay. Spin your tall tales. I�ll listen. 264 KCSMILEY Maybe I don�t need to know about this. Goodbye. 270 KCSMILEY Well, you see it�s like this - golden geckos and regular geckos are basically the same critter except the golden�s got a big second helping of sheer cussedness... (time passes as you learn the lore of the Gecko) 271 KCSMILEY That was great. I think I know a lot more about geckos now. Thanks. Goodbye. 280 KCSMILEY Maida Buckner, Widow Buckner�s daughter, is the one to talk to about all sorts of town gossip. 281 KCSMILEY Let me ask you something else, then. 282 KCSMILEY Oh, I see. Thanks. Goodbye. 290 KCSMILEY Widow Buckner�s so darn happy to have me back that she may be Mrs. Smiley before too long. She was even talking about giving you a little something for finding my hairy butt and returning it to her. 291 KCSMILEY I�m happy for the two of you. Let me ask you something else. 292 KCSMILEY That�s great. I�ll have to talk to her. Goodbye. 300 KCSMILEY Hey, thanks for saving my sorry ass. I better high-tail it back to Klamath. See you there. 310 KCSMILEY Don't worry about me. I can make it back from here on my own. 320 KCSMILEY You gain 100 KCSULIK You see a tall man with facial tattoos and a large bone through his nose. 101 KCSULIK You see Sulik. 102 KCSULIK You see a tall, muscular, Tribal. He has a bone through his nose, facial tattooing, and a confident, composed demeanor. 103 KCSULIK . 104 KCSULIK Hey, fren. Our name be Sulik. What you be needin'. 105 KCSULIK Uh? 107 KCSULIK Oh, no. Don't be talking at us. One of you took our sis. Bad karma... for you. 108 KCSULIK Oh, no. We and I don't talk to no slave owner. 109 KCSULIK Most people have evil spirits. You? You have stupid spirits. Go see shaman, get hole in head... Big hole... Very big... Huge. 110 KCSULIK Nuh? 111 KCSULIK Uh-huh! 112 KCSULIK Gug! (you look concerned) 113 KCSULIK Don't want a hole? Go see Torr, he your spirit-brother. He work for Maida-with-no-smiles. Just like we and I. 114 KCSULIK Uh-huh. 115 KCSULIK Huh? 116 KCSULIK Ah, shit, fren. Slavers took our sister. We went drinking, then went breaking. Now paying off Maida. When that done, we go find sis. 117 KCSULIK Now we be getting ready to leave. Go look for sis. She snatched by slavers. 118 KCSULIK Uh? 119 KCSULIK Hmm, how much do you have to pay before you can go free? 120 KCSULIK Uh-huh. 121 KCSULIK I'm looking for something. Maybe you could join me. 122 KCSULIK We owe Maida $350. You heading south? We walkabout with you and look for sis. You having $350? 123 KCSULIK Nuh-uh. 124 KCSULIK Uh-huh! 125 KCSULIK Here's the $350. 126 KCSULIK Who's we? 127 KCSULIK Maybe so, Sulik. Let me ask you something though. 128 KCSULIK $350 is a lot of money. You're going to be here for a while. Goodbye. 129 KCSULIK A master probably keeps you out of trouble. I don't think you'll be going South anytime soon. Goodbye. 140 KCSULIK The spirits with me, fren! They be all around. Sometimes talk. 141 KCSULIK Kind of like extra bats in the belfry, huh? 142 KCSULIK What spirits? 143 KCSULIK Ok...Can I ask you something else? 150 KCSULIK That be funny, fren. At least, Grampy Bone think so. He say you got wit. Say you going to need it. 151 KCSULIK Why? 152 KCSULIK Who's Grampy Bone? 153 KCSULIK Can I ask you something else? 160 KCSULIK Him got feeling about you. Grampy Bone one smart spirit. 162 KCSULIK What feeling? 170 KCSULIK Spirits be everywhere. Travel with we and I. Grampy Bone do most the talking. 171 KCSULIK I'd like to ask something else. 180 KCSULIK That all he say right now. Spirits see and say different. Not like normal folk. 181 KCSULIK And you would have any idea what normal was? 182 KCSULIK Tell me about Grampy Bone. 190 KCSULIK Him strong spirit. Much honor carrying him. 191 KCSULIK Wait. You mean that bone in your nose? 200 KCSULIK Keep him close. Easier to touch his spirit. That's why he talk the most. 201 KCSULIK Hey, I can only hear you talking so far. 210 KCSULIK We going get along just fine. 211 KCSULIK Maybe we can talk more later. Bye. 220 KCSULIK Vic the traitor, more like. Comes to village, says he knows about slavers, tell us to come see him. We go, he ain't there. 221 KCSULIK Your sister was taken by slavers? 222 KCSULIK Let me ask you something else. 223 KCSULIK I guess that's all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 230 KCSULIK We and I thank you. Name's Sulik. How can we repay? 231 KCSULIK Uh. 232 KCSULIK Bye bye. 233 KCSULIK Who's "we?" 234 KCSULIK I was happy to help, Sulik. Tell me about yourself. 235 KCSULIK How about telling me what's going on in town? 236 KCSULIK I just didn't want to see you imprisoned here any longer. Goodbye. 237 KCSULIK Tell me about yourself. 240 KCSULIK We and I will do so. 241 KCSULIK We and I are the spirit of wrath, fren. 243 KCSULIK You got it, fren. 244 KCSULIK We and I are ready to fight. 246 KCSULIK We be like a turtle, fren. 247 KCSULIK We and I will. 250 KCSULIK This one bad trip, fren. 251 KCSULIK We have felt better. 253 KCSULIK It's so bad, we all hurt. 254 KCSULIK Spirits think we and I may be joining them soon. 257 KCSULIK Spirit of poison making home in me. 258 KCSULIK Poison spirit moving in, moving out good spirits fast. 260 KCSULIK Evil spirit is possessing us, fren. Chunks of hair be falling out! 261 KCSULIK We and I glowing! Very bad spirit here. 263 KCSULIK This good place. Maybe no one try to kill us for a change. 264 KCSULIK Grandfather Bone say this good place. 267 KCSULIK Bad spirits lurk here. We need to walk on. 268 KCSULIK Grampy Bone say we should leave here. 270 KCSULIK We and I've been in bad places before. This worse. 271 KCSULIK Grampy Bone say this one bad place. If he talk, you and we need to listen. 280 KCSULIK Sis went trading at another village and never came back. We and I go look for her. 281 KCSULIK What did you find? 290 KCSULIK We and I know there's slavers at Den. When we're free, we're outta here. 291 KCSULIK Tell me about something else. 292 KCSULIK I think that's all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 300 KCSULIK We just say no. 301 KCSULIK I see. That's all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 302 KCSULIK We and I only use herb superb. 310 KCSULIK She's the boss. We pay off and go find sis. 311 KCSULIK Maida used to run our life. She think she like us - she's not happy we're free. 312 KCSULIK Hmm, tell me about something else. 320 KCSULIK They don't want to talk right now. 321 KCSULIK The spirits are sometimes hard to understand. They see things you and we can't. 322 KCSULIK Spirits be willing to talk. What you want? 323 KCSULIK Uh? 324 KCSULIK Nuh. 325 KCSULIK Nuh-uh. 326 KCSULIK What do they tell you about this place? 327 KCSULIK What do they tell you about our chances? 328 KCSULIK I'd rather talk about something else. 329 KCSULIK I don't think I want to know what the spirits think. 350 KCSULIK They all say dark clouds gathering. 351 KCSULIK Grampy Bone say they all gone. 352 KCSULIK Spirits see more joining them. Many more. 360 KCSULIK Grampy Bone say they all standing on the Great Water...Doesn't make sense to we and I, either. 361 KCSULIK Spirits don't understand reason they gone. See it, don't understand it. 362 KCSULIK They say there was a strong spirit here. Somehow that's why all were taken. 370 KCSULIK Evil spirits aren't killing cattle. 371 KCSULIK Bad spirit under something...snaps. Not sure what that mean. 380 KCSULIK Grampy Bone say this place full of bad people. 381 KCSULIK They say people get lost here real easy. In many ways. 382 KCSULIK Hey! They say another bonespirit's here. Needs help. 390 KCSULIK They all very sad. Say time coming soon where there'll be nothing but bonespirits here. 391 KCSULIK This place has no future. We and you need to do something. 400 KCSULIK Grampy Bone laughing, even though not funny. The fight's over something lost, not taken. 401 KCSULIK Spirits not happy. Others pretend to be spirits, try to scare them like children. 402 KCSULIK He who's with the spirits isn't...That's what they said. 403 KCSULIK Everyone in the ground not be dead. 410 KCSULIK Grampy Bone say things can be made good, but help needs come from outside. 411 KCSULIK One place help the other, help self. Too bad they can't see it with their eyes open. 420 KCSULIK We need to go where the spirits go, just not be what they are. 421 KCSULIK This one is not the one, but it helps be the one...maybe spirits know more, maybe not. We and I think they like to talk like that. 430 KCSULIK Spirits say these are touched by shadow from city of lights. 431 KCSULIK The head isn't with the body. 440 KCSULIK Spirits see two paths, joining others. Bad path goes to bad shadows in bright area. Good path goes to bright place that was born of shadows. 441 KCSULIK Don't send them to the lights. 442 KCSULIK Convince them to be part of something larger. 450 KCSULIK No spirit guides these hands. 451 KCSULIK A reed bends, an oak gets blown up. 452 KCSULIK You can make a friend here. 460 KCSULIK Who poisoned the youth? 461 KCSULIK Right is right. 462 KCSULIK This place is full of poison. 470 KCSULIK Those that stand in front backstab. 471 KCSULIK The ground glows with a light not of the spirits. 480 KCSULIK You must be a bridge between sides. 482 KCSULIK Quiet that which is under the water or the salvation of your tribe will also go under. 483 KCSULIK That which pushes the great steel tree into the sky must go to cradle the tribe. 484 KCSULIK Your people are worth more than the dark gold. Carry them with no less care. 490 KCSULIK Those who appear to be spirits but are not carry many secrets. 491 KCSULIK Like an onion, there are many layers, most hidden. 492 KCSULIK The lifting machine may take you to unexpected places. 500 KCSULIK The spirits see the shadow that cast your shadow here from before. 501 KCSULIK There are dangerous ones here. 502 KCSULIK There are other shadows from the one that cast your shadow here. 510 KCSULIK Taken. All taken. 511 KCSULIK The spirits see the same swallowing cloud heading to your home. 512 KCSULIK All taken to the Great Salt Water. 520 KCSULIK What you seek is not here. The path to that is. 521 KCSULIK Walk the quiet way and learn much. 522 KCSULIK A strong seed is planted here. A good seed. 530 KCSULIK An empty shell rests below those that rest. 531 KCSULIK Talons of death are close. 532 KCSULIK Small death will follow you. 540 KCSULIK The voice is louder than the sound of any gun. 541 KCSULIK Evil hops here. 542 KCSULIK The pathway of evil is laid clear here. 550 KCSULIK There is great knowledge here. 551 KCSULIK A stonger path through the future starts in such small places. 560 KCSULIK We need a little time to be by ourself. 561 KCSULIK Be needing some time off. A little smoke, a little think. 600 KCSULIK Ok. Thanks. 704 KCSULIK We need a little time to be by ourself. 705 KCSULIK Be needing some time off. A little smoke, a little think. 706 KCSULIK Let us show you how it's done in our tribe. 707 KCSULIK We be knowing the earth and winds well. We take care of this one. 708 KCSULIK Bonespirits help us out on this one. 709 KCSULIK We be like ugly on...you. 710 KCSULIK Yeah, you be needing us to stay close. Keep you out of trouble. 711 KCSULIK We and I stay close if you promise to buy soap in next town. 712 KCSULIK Will do. 713 KCSULIK We be here if you need us. 714 KCSULIK Probably a good thing to keep a little distance. People trying to kill you all the time. 715 KCSULIK No problem. 716 KCSULIK Good idea. You probably going to get shot at anyway. 717 KCSULIK We and my nose thanks you. 718 KCSULIK Time for a little herb-superb anyway. More for us. 719 KCSULIK Sounds like a plan. Bad things following you around like nobody's business anyway. 720 KCSULIK Good luck to you, fren. We be thinking you be needing it. 721 KCSULIK We be here. 722 KCSULIK Going to take a little nap, talk to Grampy Bone. Not going anywhere. 723 KCSULIK This look like a good place to sit back for a bit. 724 KCSULIK Hey, fren, just tell us to get out of your way. 725 KCSULIK Sorry, fren. 726 KCSULIK We move for you, no problem. 727 KCSULIK Will do. 728 KCSULIK Grampy Bone be telling us same thing 729 KCSULIK Lotta fighting. Need better weapon. 730 KCSULIK Spirits help, too. That and armor almost enough around you. 731 KCSULIK Good idea. You draw angry people like flies on pasture pies. 732 KCSULIK With you around, we be needing all we can get. 733 KCSULIK It too heavy, fen. We like to dance away from the bad things. 734 KCSULIK You need it, you got it. 735 KCSULIK Let's do it. 736 KCSULIK Trading no problem, fren. But only got one Grampy Bone. Sorry. 737 KCSULIK That be a good thing, fren. 738 KCSULIK Will do. 739 KCSULIK We didn't want to be a little girl about it, but... 740 KCSULIK No problem, fren. We're strong. 741 KCSULIK Spirits have guarded us. We're fine. 742 KCSULIK We and I will take a look. 743 KCSULIK Grampy Bone saying we should be careful. 744 KCSULIK No problem. Make sure it safe for our fren. 745 KCSULIK From now on you give two for one in trades...Just kidding. Grampy Bone say you get funny look - like that one. 746 KCSULIK Sounds good. 747 KCSULIK What's ours is yours, fren. 750 KCSULIK We and I thank you. You try to do a good thing, just don't have the bread. Maybe you can raise some? 751 KCSULIK Uh. 752 KCSULIK Sorry, I must have miscounted. Goodbye. 753 KCSULIK I thought I had enough. Sorry. Let me ask you something. 754 KCSULIK Yeah. We be giving this to Maida. Then we be free. Want us to walk by-and-by? 755 KCSULIK Yeah. You may be ugly outside, but you're way cool inside. We're free to find sis now. 756 KCSULIK Oh, yeah. Way cool. We'd go with you, but you're already a crowd. 757 KCSULIK Nuh-uh. 758 KCSULIK Uh-huh. 759 KCSULIK Not right now, thanks. 760 KCSULIK That'd be great. 761 KCSULIK We and I know many things. Travel from Great Salt Water to home of biting lizards. 762 KCSULIK We and I be glad to answer. 763 KCSULIK Tell me about the Great Salt Water. 764 KCSULIK Biting Lizards? 766 KCSULIK Why did you travel so much? 767 KCSULIK What are you doing here? 768 KCSULIK I'm interested in some local information. 769 KCSULIK Would you like to come with me? We might be able to find your sister in the course of my travels. 770 KCSULIK I don't think I need to know anything else right now. 771 KCSULIK The tribe's home is next to Great Salt Water. Two moons from here, fren. 772 KCSULIK Let me ask you something else. 773 KCSULIK Two moons? That's a long ways. How did you travel so far safely. 774 KCSULIK That's all I need for now. Goodbye. 775 KCSULIK Geckos. The little dudes don't bite hard. It's the Goldens. They go through your leg like an old pipe stem. 776 KCSULIK Trader named Vic supposed to be here. He be saying he know about slavers. We show up, didn't peep him, get pretty hot. 777 KCSULIK Vic's here but I don't think he knows much about slaves. Other than being held as one in the Den, that is. Tell me something else. 778 KCSULIK Bye. 779 KCSULIK Slavers got our sis. Thought Vic be having information. Couldn't peep him, got p.o.'d, drank like a fish. Spirits of Anger and Chaos pop out and now we have to pay some coin to make it right. 780 KCSULIK We be trying to know which way to go to find slavers who take sis. Maybe south. 781 KCSULIK Getting down to find sis. Think we go south, but not sure yet. You want company? 782 KCSULIK You were looking for Vic the trader? 783 KCSULIK You have to pay for damages? 784 KCSULIK Uh! Uh, uh! 785 KCSULIK I'll be going South. You're welcome to travel with me. 786 KCSULIK You're looking for your sister? 787 KCSULIK Fren, with all the spirits walking with me, not afraid to travel anywhere. 790 KCSULIK You're bad news walking. Grampy Bone say we be stacking up the bad karma just being near you. 791 KCSULIK We're there. Grampy Bone say we might find sis with you. 792 KCSULIK Uh. 793 KCSULIK I hope so. In any case it will be nice to travel with you, and, uh, your Grandfather's bone. 794 KCSULIK Not just Grampy Bone, all tribe's spirits. Grampy Bone just wiser and stronger than the rest. Let's ease on down. 795 KCSULIK Uh, yeah. OK, Sulik. 796 KCSULIK What can we and I do ya for? 797 KCSULIK I have some questions for you. 798 KCSULIK Where can I find trade, a healer, or a room? 799 KCSULIK Ever hear of a Garden of Eden Creation Kit? 800 KCSULIK What's going on in town? 801 KCSULIK What are you doing here? 802 KCSULIK Now that you're free, why not travel with me? 803 KCSULIK I guess I don't need anything right now. Goodbye. 804 KCSULIK So many questions. Maida takes care of trade here and her mother, Ardin, takes care of the rooms. No Shaman in town, but you may be able to trade for medicine. 805 KCSULIK Oh, thanks. Let me ask you something else then. 806 KCSULIK I guess that's all I need to know. Goodbye. 807 KCSULIK Never heard of it. But Maida's been keeping us busy. 808 KCSULIK Who's Maida? 809 KCSULIK Oh, well let me ask you something else. 810 KCSULIK Well, I guess I'll let you get back to it then. Goodbye. 811 KCSULIK Busy place. Bugmen snatching cattle, spirits walking, Smiley missing. 812 KCSULIK Busy place. Bugmen snatching cattle, spirits walking, Smiley missing. Now Torr's missing too. 813 KCSULIK You have more questions for Sulik? 814 KCSULIK Tell me about the Bugmen. 815 KCSULIK Walking spirits? Tell me about that. 816 KCSULIK Smiley? Who's Smiley? 817 KCSULIK Torr's missing? Where do you think he might have gone? 818 KCSULIK Let me ask you about something else. 819 KCSULIK I don't think I need to know anything else right now. Goodbye. 820 KCSULIK We be good with fists, spear, big hammer or sub-machine gun. We be a handful. 821 KCSULIK Torr be telling us about Bugs that walk on two feet and steal Brahmin. Shook him up. 822 KCSULIK Interesting. Let me ask you something else. 823 KCSULIK I guess that's all I need to know. Goodbye. 824 KCSULIK The canyon east of herd area supposed to have a walking, howling Spirit. Shaking the locals. Grampy Bone don't say a word, though. 825 KCSULIK Smiley's a good hunter. Say he looking for the Golden Gecko's nest. Didn't come back. 830 KCSULIK Where the quaking rock dwells, follow the path you cannot see. 831 KCSULIK The wind moves to secret places. 832 KCSULIK Look for the vision that does not belong. 833 KCSULIK The higher the place, the longer the face. 834 KCSULIK Still waters don't run at all. 835 KCSULIK A flower opens its petals to the sun. Seek that which is like the flower. 836 KCSULIK That which is a door does not always lead to anywhere. That which is not a door does. 837 KCSULIK Seek a reflection of yourself. The pathway will open before you. 838 KCSULIK The grass is greener across the fence, but you must first find that fence. 839 KCSULIK Lifting rocks will find more than slugs. 840 KCSULIK A door is only one path to the other side. 841 KCSULIK There are times to speak and times to listen. 842 KCSULIK The best answer is not always the loudest. 843 KCSULIK Even the smallest mind contains some knowledge. 844 KCSULIK After you kill something, it will not talk to you. 845 KCSULIK If it's broken, then it once worked. 846 KCSULIK Tools come in strange shapes. 847 KCSULIK You don't send a blacksmith to bake bread. 848 KCSULIK No one questions those they see everyday. 849 KCSULIK If you wait long enough, most addictions will cure themselves. 850 KCSULIK Killing good people taints your soul - some people can sense this. 851 KCSULIK Killing bad people is good for your Karma - some people can sense this. 852 KCSULIK An act of kindness is rarely forgotten. 860 KCSULIK Green will be lucky for you. 861 KCSULIK A little bit softer now. 862 KCSULIK Look before you fall. 863 KCSULIK A porcupine is not a pillow. 864 KCSULIK Where does a shadow go in the dark? 865 KCSULIK A little bit louder now. 866 KCSULIK Mushrooms make bad dinner hosts. 867 KCSULIK It is easy to become a spirit. 868 KCSULIK Shout. 869 KCSULIK Whiskers grow, water runs, but rocks just sit. 870 KCSULIK When daylight ends, what begins? 880 KCSULIK What you be needing? 881 KCSULIK I need you to get out of my way. 882 KCSULIK I want to change combat tactics. 883 KCSULIK I need you to wait here. 884 KCSULIK You should heal yourself. 885 KCSULIK Tell me how you are. 886 KCSULIK That's it for now, Sulik. 887 KCSULIK Tell me about this place. 890 KCSULIK What be the fighting strategy? 891 KCSULIK I want you to change your distance. 892 KCSULIK I want you to use your best weapon. 893 KCSULIK I want you to use your best armor. 894 KCSULIK I want you to change your aggressiveness. 895 KCSULIK Never mind. 900 KCSULIK What distance you need us at? 901 KCSULIK I want you to stay at only a Short distance. 902 KCSULIK I want you to stay at Medium distance. 903 KCSULIK I want you to stay at Long distance. 904 KCSULIK I need you to Scout Ahead. 905 KCSULIK How do you want us to fight? 906 KCSULIK I want you to Fight Defensively for now. 907 KCSULIK I need you to Fight Normally. 908 KCSULIK I need you to Fight Aggressively. 910 KCSULIK One survivor. Dude was in bad shape. Said evil warriors came with magic torches. Fire would lick tribe warriors and they'd go to the spirit. 911 KCSULIK What about your sis? 912 KCSULIK The evil warriors tied up the rest and took off. Sis with 'em. Fren, we be finding her or dying trying. 913 KCSULIK Sounds like slavers to me. Have you found anything out about them? 914 KCSULIK I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you find her. Let me ask you something else. 915 KCSULIK I think that's all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 916 KCSULIK Be like middle of ant hill here. Too crowded for us. 917 KCSULIK Our tribe seems smaller than this. Too many people for this trip. 918 KCSULIK You have your army. Don't need we and I for help now. 919 KCSULIK We and I sad to see you take the mark. Think you growing dark in the soul. Have to go. See you. 920 KCSULIK You think owning people OK? Some fren. We're gone. 921 KCSULIK You got a lot of problems with people. We'll go until you be figuring that one out. 922 KCSULIK You like a bad dream. We gotta go. 923 KCSULIK No way we be frens with Child Killer. 924 KCSULIK We think you're making a big mistake, but OK. 925 KCSULIK We be hearing you helping Torr. Him losing any more Brahmin is big trouble. 926 KCSULIK Uh? 927 KCSULIK Uh. Bye. 928 KCSULIK Well, he sure looked as though he needed help. I have some questions for you. 929 KCSULIK He needed the help all right. I need some local information. 930 KCSULIK Torr needs some help. I better get to it. Goodbye. 931 KCSULIK We be hearing you couldn't help Torr. Too bad, dude needs some serious. 932 KCSULIK Well, that happens. I need some local information, though. 933 KCSULIK I really tried to help him. I'm sorry I wasn't able to. Goodbye. 934 KCSULIK Well, he was an idiot, so who cares what happens to him. Goodbye. 935 KCSULIK Hope you be finding Torr. He needs help. 936 KCSULIK Where has Torr gone? 937 KCSULIK I'm sorry Torr is missing. I have some questions for you, though. 938 KCSULIK I'd like to help Torr but I don't have time right now. Goodbye. 939 KCSULIK Torr's nothing but a defective None of us can help Torr with that. Goodbye. 940 KCSULIK We be hearing him talk of killing Spirit that Walks. Trying to be brave. 941 KCSULIK Spirit that Walks? 942 KCSULIK Whoa. Spirits? Sounds scary. Goodbye. 943 KCSULIK To the east is a canyon where Brahmin graze. We hear several moons back there was lightning and thunder...without clouds. Evil spirits come to that living land. 944 KCSULIK Really? 945 KCSULIK Locals start to hear strange noises. Spirits in torment, say we and I. A few even see something there. Spirit-creature not wearing the shape of a man. 946 KCSULIK Huh. 947 KCSULIK Sounds dangerous. What's Torr got to do with it. 948 KCSULIK Torr be the butt of many jokes. So him think finding and killing this bad spirit make him hero. We think he in trouble. You be helping Torr? 949 KCSULIK Huh-uh! 950 KCSULIK Uh-huh. 951 KCSULIK I'll go look for him right away. 952 KCSULIK Of course, I'll help him. I need some information first though. 953 KCSULIK We should probably give him a little more time. He can't be a hero if we step in. I could use some local information. 954 KCSULIK Uh, interesting story but I don't think I can help Torr. I'm pretty busy. Goodbye. 955 KCSULIK Sis found. We send her home. She strong, can make it fine. We want go with you. Grampy Bone say you have big path to travel. 956 KCSULIK You be having us go with you now? 957 KCSULIK Nuh-uh. 958 KCSULIK Uh-huh. 959 KCSULIK You should return to your village with her to make sure she's safe. I'll miss you, Sulik. 960 KCSULIK Let's go, Sulik. 961 KCSULIK By the time you're done, won't be a bad person in the world. 962 KCSULIK Fren, you ever wonder if there's more bad people than bullets? 963 KCSULIK You just like to see insides of bodies, right? 964 KCSULIK Grampy Bone say I should worry if no one else around for you to kill. 965 KCSULIK We and I think your little head be doing all the thinking. 966 KCSULIK You spend too much time laying down on job. 1016 KCSULIK Be like middle of ant hill here. Too crowded for us. 1017 KCSULIK Our tribe seems smaller than this. Too many people for this trip. 1018 KCSULIK You have your army. Don't need we and I for help now. 1020 KCSULIK You think owning people OK? Some fren. We're gone. 1021 KCSULIK You got a lot of problems with people. We'll go until you be figuring that one out. 1023 KCSULIK No way we be frens with Child Killer. 1025 KCSULIK You be causing trouble in Klamath. We're gone. 2300 KCSULIK De spirits be movin' us 2301 KCSULIK We and I be movin' 2302 KCSULIK OK, take it easy. 2303 KCSULIK Don' worry, We an' I be movin' 2304 KCSULIK We thinkin' you need time to smell de flowers. Grampy-Bone say you're too pushy all de time. You got to be takin' life slower. 2305 KCSULIK We be movin' an' groovin' 2306 KCSULIK We and I go over here now. 2307 KCSULIK Relax, be happy, we move now. 3000 KCSULIK To the North. 3001 KCSULIK To the Northwest. 3002 KCSULIK To the setting sun. 3003 KCSULIK To the Southwest. 3004 KCSULIK To the South. 3005 KCSULIK To the Southeast. 3006 KCSULIK To the rising sun. 3007 KCSULIK To the Northeast. 3008 KCSULIK We don�t know anything about that. 3009 KCSULIK Yes. 3010 KCSULIK No. 3011 KCSULIK What do you expect from us? 3012 KCSULIK That not be nice. 3013 KCSULIK Thank-you. 3014 KCSULIK This is good. 3015 KCSULIK This isn�t good. 3016 KCSULIK We have a good feeling about this. 3017 KCSULIK We have a bad feeling about this. 3018 KCSULIK These people are crazy. 3020 KCSULIK There must be another way. 3021 KCSULIK Follow us. 3022 KCSULIK Try this. 3023 KCSULIK We go here now. 3024 KCSULIK It went this way. 3025 KCSULIK They went this way. 3026 KCSULIK This is the path. 3027 KCSULIK We've have found the trail. 3028 KCSULIK Good hunting here. 3029 KCSULIK Bad hunting here. 3030 KCSULIK Safe to camp here. 3031 KCSULIK Not safe to camp here. 3032 KCSULIK We can rest here. 3033 KCSULIK We get lucky. 3034 KCSULIK You need to fix this. 3035 KCSULIK You need to turn this on. 3036 KCSULIK You need to unlock this. 3037 KCSULIK You need to open this. 3038 KCSULIK Maybe we should come back here. 3039 KCSULIK We don�t understand. 3040 KCSULIK We don�t know. 3050 KCSULIK Being home is cool, but the place is looking a might small now. We've missed the road and the company of so fine a fren as you. Wan us to walk by-and-by again. 3051 KCSULIK That would be great. 3052 KCSULIK Sorry, not right now. 3053 KCSULIK We do some byes and catch you up on the road out. 3054 KCSULIK OK. 3055 KCSULIK That be too bad. Tell you what, you be needing this stuff more than me. Walk well. 3056 KCSULIK On second thought, maybe you should come with me. Sorry, I just didn't want to part you from your home so soon. 3057 KCSULIK Good to see home, but not while sis is still gone. Be wanting to stay in your company, OK? 3058 KCSULIK Yes. 3059 KCSULIK No, I think it's time you looked for her yourself. 3060 KCSULIK Maybe so. We and I miss you, though. Good spirits be with you, fren. 3061 KCSULIK Thanks, Sulik. Goodbye. 3062 KCSULIK Well, maybe you should continue on with me. I suppose we might still find your sister. 3063 KCSULIK You be wanting some good company after all? 3064 KCSULIK It be good to be back home again. 3065 KCSULIK We be needing to have a talk with the herb-superb. Let the world float by-and-by. 3066 KCSULIK So many young maidens to tell our travels to - and so little time. 3067 KCSULIK Funny thing. We be happy to be home, but a little restless for the road already. 3068 KCSULIK Yes, I do. 3069 KCSULIK No, I don't. 3070 KCSULIK Sulik, can you consult the spirits for me? 3071 KCSULIK Sulik, please holster your weapon. 100 KCTORR You see a very large man covered in dust with a small smile and a blank look on his face. 101 KCTORR You see Torr Buckner, the town simpleton. 102 KCTORR You see a large, muscular man in dirty clothing, covered with dirt and dust, with a beatific smile upon his face. 110 KCTORR You bad. You hurt Torr. Go away now! 111 KCTORR Go bad person! No hurt Torr. 112 KCTORR Owwww! Go away! 113 KCTORR Stop hurt Torr. 114 KCTORR Torr good. No hurt Torr 115 KCTORR Torr hurt. Bad mans! Bad mans go away! 120 KCTORR Torr help! (Please help me. There�s some sort of creature preventing me from escaping from this place.) 121 KCTORR Torr help! 122 KCTORR Torr Help. (I�m coming to help you, Torr. Just hold on a bit longer!) 123 KCTORR I�m trying to help you, Torr. 130 KCTORR Squea Squea bad! Hep Torr! (Watch out for the Spirit that Walks! We can talk after you get me out of here.) 131 KCTORR Squea Squea! Ack! Spirit Bad! Hep Torr! Torr go now! 132 KCTORR Ook Torr. (Sound thinking, Torr. Let�s get out of here.) 133 KCTORR We can talk later. Let�s just get out of here now. 140 KCTORR Me Torr (I�m Torr. Can I help you with anything?) 141 KCTORR Me Torr 142 KCTORR You Torr (Hello, Torr. I do have a few questions for you.) 143 KCTORR Nice to meet you, Torr. Anything interesting happening here lately? 150 KCTORR Me guard moo-moos from bugmen. (I guard our family�s brahmin herd from ferocious nocturnal attacks by bipedal, carapaced creatures that I call bugmen.) 151 KCTORR Me guard moo-moos from bugmen. 152 KCTORR Gugmen? (Bugmen? Well, that seems an appropriate appellation from your description. Tell me more about that.) 153 KCTORR Bugmen? 160 KCTORR Bugmen take moo-moos at night. Torr scared! Hep Torr? (Well, as I said, they are nocturnal in their feeding habits. I sure could use some assistance in guarding the grahmin. Will you kill any bugmen that you see near the brahmin?) 161 KCTORR Bugmen take moo-moos at night. Torr scared! Hep Torr? 162 KCTORR Hep Torr hep moo-moo. (Yes, of course I�ll help you fend of the predation of your family�s brahmin by these nefarious bugmen.) 163 KCTORR Bugmen bad. No hep Torr. (Hmm, I don�t think I can help you with the bugmen just now, Torr. But I do wish you the very best of luck with them. Goodbye.) 164 KCTORR Uh...sure, Torr. I can help you guard the brahmin. 165 KCTORR I can�t (shaking head at Torr) help you with that. Goodbye. 166 KCTORR Traygu Oo? (Before we get into that Torr, do you know of a trader that lives here in town?) 170 KCTORR You hep Torr. Moo-moos field (points east of here) dark yes? (smiles) (Thanks for your assistance. I can really use your help tonight.) 171 KCTORR You hep Torr. Moo-moos field. (points east of here) dark yes? (smiles) 172 KCTORR Hep Torr. (I�ll meet you in the pasture to the east of downtown at sunset.) 173 KCTORR Torr? (I�ll help you guard your brahmin, but I have some other questions for you, as well.) 174 KCTORR I�ll help you guard the Brahmin tonight, Torr. See you in the pasture east of town, right around sunset. Goodbye. 175 KCTORR I can�t help you guard the brahmin tonight, Torr. Goodbye. 180 KCTORR Torr tell? (What would you like to know, my friend?) 181 KCTORR here! (Tell me what�s going on around here.) 182 KCTORR Zzzzzzz. Ook? (I need a place to stay, please.) 183 KCTORR Want! (you point at things)(Where can I barter?) 184 KCTORR Bar-ba Eden? (Have you ever heard of a Garden of Eden Creation Kit?) 185 KCTORR Go Torr. (That�s all I need to know for now. Goodbye, Torr.) 190 KCTORR Ook! Ugmen, Ulik ribal, Smiley mook. (Well, there�s my bugmen problem. Then there�s Sulik, the tribal, that my mom is making work off a debt -� I think sis is in love with him. Mom�s boyfriend, a fellow named Smiley, is missing someplace out to the west. Quite exciting here, lately.) 191 KCTORR Torr? (There is a lot going on here. Let me ask you something else.) 192 KCTORR Ook! (That�s enough information for now. Goodbye.) 200 KCTORR Zzzzz? Torr Zzzzz. (Well, you�re welcome to sleep in my room -� no charge.) 201 KCTORR Torr Zzzzzz? (You�ll let me stay with you? That�s very generous of you; I�ll take you up on that right now. I�m all done in. Thanks.) 202 KCTORR Zzzzz? (I don�t think I need to sleep right now. Maybe another time. I do have some other questions for you, though.) 203 KCTORR Zzzzz No Torr. (I don�t really want to sleep now. Thanks for your generous offer, though. Goodbye for now, my friend.) 210 KCTORR Uckner! Zoogy (I think you�ll get the best prices right here at my family�s place. You�ll only get laughed at in the Golden Gecko.) 211 KCTORR Uckner Zoogy? (Thanks. I�ll do my shopping here. Let me ask you something else.) 212 KCTORR Zoogy no. (Good advice. I don�t think I need anything else right now, though. Goodbye.) 220 KCTORR Jeannie? Gick Vic (So you want a GECK, huh? Weren�t those originally issued to vaults? I don�t know where you�d find one, but if anyone does it would be Vic, the trader. He specializes in prewar things. He lives in the northeast part of Klamath.) 221 KCTORR Bellows, Gick Vic? (Thanks for the low down on that. I�ll have to give Vic a try. Let me ask you something else.) 222 KCTORR Roger? Gick Vic, Haji! (Thanks; I think I�ll go look for him now. Goodbye.) 229 KCTORR Torr like 230 KCTORR . Torr thank. Bugmen bad, no let bugmen eat moo-moos! (Thanks so much for helping me out. These bugmen give me the creeping willies. I hope we can keep any brahmin from being lost.) 231 KCTORR . Torr thank. Bugmen bad, no let bugmen eat moo-moos! 232 KCTORR Torr. (I�m sure that they won�t take your brahmin if we�re both here.) 233 KCTORR I hope we can put a stop to these things attacking your moo-moos. Uh, I mean brahmin. I don�t think anything would attack with both of us here. 234 KCTORR Actually, I�m here to warn you. I saw some Bugmen just on the other side of that rock. As a friend, I�ll watch the moo-moos for you, while you run for help. 240 KCTORR Ook? Hep moo-moos hep Torr? No bugmen! Bugmen bad! (Are you here to help me guard the brahmin from the assault of the Bugmen?) 241 KCTORR Ook? Hep moo-moos hep Torr? No bugmen! Bugmen bad! 242 KCTORR hep moo-moos hep Torr (Yes, I�m here to help you guard the brahmin against the bugmen. They won�t get one of them with the two of us on the job.) 243 KCTORR No hep. (I�m sorry, I�m just wandering around. I�m not really here to help you. Goodbye.) 244 KCTORR Uh, yes; I�m here to help you guard the brahmin -- that is, the moo-moos -- from the bugmen. 245 KCTORR Actually, I�m here to warn you. I saw some bugmen just on the other side of that rock. As a friend, I�ll watch the moo-moos for you, while you run for help. 246 KCTORR Sorry, Torr. I�m too busy to stand around with a bunch of brahmin, whether they�ve got two legs or four. 249 KCTORR Torr love 250 KCTORR . Torr love ma. Torr love fa. (I�m so happy you found me. I was really thinking that I was going to buy the farm that time.) 251 KCTORR . Torr love ma. Torr love fa. 252 KCTORR Torr good. (It wasn�t anything, really. I�m sure you�d have done the same for me. Let me ask you something, though.) 253 KCTORR Torr heh, heh, heh. (Well, you looked pretty funny there, stranded by that automaton. Just be more careful next time. Goodbye.) 254 KCTORR Torr, you be careful now, okay? Okay, then. Goodbye, Torr. 255 KCTORR You have no idea what I�m saying, do you? You stupid moron. You almost got me killed. Goodbye, and good riddance. 260 KCTORR Bugmen bad. Torr scared. 261 KCTORR Torr see bugmen hurt moo-moo. 262 KCTORR Moo-moos hurt! 263 KCTORR Bugmen come from canyon. 264 KCTORR Torr see dead bugmen. 265 KCTORR Heh heh heh. 266 KCTORR Leonard? 267 KCTORR Duntons bad. 268 KCTORR Jerky good. 269 KCTORR Torr strong. 270 KCTORR Ook? 271 KCTORR Zugzug. 272 KCTORR Sorbew? 273 KCTORR Aroo? 274 KCTORR I gotta pee. 275 KCTORR Hello. 276 KCTORR Hi. 277 KCTORR Torr! 279 KCTORR Torr see 280 KCTORR ! (Hello again, friend. Can I help you with anything?) 281 KCTORR see Torr! (Well, actually, I did have some questions for you.) 282 KCTORR Torr, bye. (Nice to see you again, Torr. I�m just ambling through. Goodbye for now.) 300 KCTORR Torr go get hep! (Torr scampers off into the night, leaving you alone with the moo-moos, uh, brahmin.) 301 KCTORR Bugs dead. Moo-moos safe. Torr thank-you. 400 KCTORR You hep Torr. Moo-moos field (points east of here) now yes? (smiles) (Thanks for your assistance. I can really use your help.) 401 KCTORR You hep Torr. Moo-moos field. (points east of here) now yes? (smiles) 402 KCTORR Hep Torr. (I�ll go with you to the pasture east of downtown.) 404 KCTORR I�ll help you guard the brahmin now, Torr. 405 KCTORR I can't help you guard the brahmin now, Torr. 500 KCTORR Stop hurt moo-moos. 501 KCTORR Torr help moo-moos. 502 KCTORR Bad woman, bad! No hurt moo-moos! 503 KCTORR Go way, bad man. 504 KCTORR Bad woman, bad! Go way! 505 KCTORR Bad mans, bad! No hurt moo-moos! 506 KCTORR No hurt Torr's moo-moos! 507 KCTORR Torr coming to save moo-moos! 600 KCTORR Torr, thank. Torr okay now. You go. 700 KCTORR Tragu? Oo Kramat? Ick boo Den. (A trader here in Klamath? Why yes, Vic trades in antiquities for the most part. He's not in town right now. I think he might be trading things at the Den. That's south of here.) 701 KCTORR Groo! (Thanks so much, Torr. Now what were you saying about your predators?) 702 KCTORR Grok! Torr! (Thanks so much, Torr. You're a prince amongst men. I need to be leaving but I wish you the best of luck with your cattle production. Goodbye, friend Torr.) 100 KCTRAPR You see a scruffy looking person. 101 KCTRAPR You see a citizen of Klamath. 102 KCTRAPR You see a squatter. 103 KCTRAPR You see a backwoodsman. 104 KCTRAPR You see a trapper. 105 KCTRAPR You see a hunter. 110 KCTRAPR Heh, heh - you reckon you�re one of us now? 111 KCTRAPR We ain�t got nothing left to steal here. 112 KCTRAPR Trapper Town�s got bigger rats everyday. Some even stand erect. 113 KCTRAPR No room for you here. 114 KCTRAPR No squats left here. 115 KCTRAPR What are you looking at? 116 KCTRAPR Damn tribals, always stirring up trouble. 117 KCTRAPR You should go south. 118 KCTRAPR Something smells worse than a gecko pelt. 119 KCTRAPR Rats everywhere! 120 KCTRAPR By the Great Rat Spirit, what�s next? 121 KCTRAPR I�d offer a prayer to the Great Rat Spirit if you�re in town for long. 122 KCTRAPR Watch out, or you�ll end up just like Phil. 123 KCTRAPR You�re just like the Duntons. 124 KCTRAPR I don�t think we want you in this part of town. 125 KCTRAPR What�s your problem? 126 KCTRAPR (Mumble, mumble)...only one kind of good tribal, and that�s a...(mumble) 130 KCTRAPR This part of town�s for us professionals only. 131 KCTRAPR Hmm... You don�t look as though you could find a gecko if it bit you. 132 KCTRAPR I�m surprised you made it all the way here from your tribe. 133 KCTRAPR Watch out for the rats here. 134 KCTRAPR Golden geckos can grow five times as long as a man is tall. 135 KCTRAPR Them golden geckos have a deadly poison in their fangs. 136 KCTRAPR Anyone seen Phil? I think we lost another trapper to the rats last night. 137 KCTRAPR Have you seen Phil? 138 KCTRAPR Those rats are so hungry these days. 139 KCTRAPR There are supposed to be old mine tunnels underneath here. 140 KCTRAPR Wish I could figure out how to get to that Corvega. 141 KCTRAPR Watch out for slavers. They just love to take tribals. 142 KCTRAPR I sure wish I had enough money to get a bath. 143 KCTRAPR I want to go visit my Jenny. 144 KCTRAPR Another few pelts and I�ll be able to buy myself a bath. 145 KCTRAPR Mmm, I love that Dunton�s Drymeat. 146 KCTRAPR If the bugmen ever show up here, the rats will eat them. Heh, heh. 147 KCTRAPR Yessir, there are old tunnels underneath Klamath. You better believe it. 148 KCTRAPR Lots of stuff crawling around in those buildings. 150 KCTRAPR You look as though you know your way around the woods. 151 KCTRAPR Trapping geckos is dangerous -- but it pays well. 152 KCTRAPR I hate all the rats here. They�re too dang smart for the traps! 153 KCTRAPR Watch out for golden geckos; they�re twice as tough as the ordinary ones. 154 KCTRAPR You�re from the Arroyo tribe, ain�t you? Can tell by your looks. 155 KCTRAPR Sometimes I think I�ve seen a really big rat back in the buildings here. 156 KCTRAPR It�s cheap to live here, but you have to put up with rats. 157 KCTRAPR (Chewing noisily) Rat tastes better than most people think. Hungry? 158 KCTRAPR You know, geckos taste a lot like something else if you cook them right. Can�t rightly remember what, though. 159 KCTRAPR Some animals like drymeat so much that they�ll run for it instead of you. 160 KCTRAPR Remember, if you ever sell too many gecko hides at once, their price will drop. 161 KCTRAPR Someday, I want to get a weapon with some range to it. 162 KCTRAPR I swear I�ve seen bugmen out near the brahmin grazing area east of town. 170 KCTRAPR I hated the rats here. I'm sure glad they're gone. 171 KCTRAPR Trapping geckos is dangerous but it pays well. 172 KCTRAPR Watch out for golden geckos, they're twice as tough as the ordinary ones. 173 KCTRAPR You're from the Arroyo tribe ain't you? Can tell by your looks. 174 KCTRAPR There used to be a lot more rats. Can't say's I miss 'em. 175 KCTRAPR Those rats been deserting this place like it was sinkin'. 176 KCTRAPR (Chewing noisily) Rat tastes better than most people think. Hungry? 177 KCTRAPR You know geckos taste a lot like something else if you cook them right. Can't rightly remember what though. 178 KCTRAPR Some animals like drymeat so much that they'll run for it instead of you. 179 KCTRAPR I haven't heard that weird voice comin' from the rat caves lately. Wonder where it went? 180 KCTRAPR Y'know, don't laugh at me, but I think the Rat God's dead. 181 KCTRAPR I heard that the Rat God's dead. Not that I believe in stuff like that. 200 KCTRAPR You see a rough-hewn person with leather boots. 201 KCTRAPR You see a person who must spend a lot of time outdoors. 202 KCTRAPR You see a person with roughly made and repaired clothing. 203 KCTRAPR You see a rough-hewn trapper with gecko-hide boots. 204 KCTRAPR You see someone who spends a lot of time in the wilderness. They're wearing a gecko-pelt shirt. 100 KCWUPASS You see a Security Bot. 100 KCYELLOW You see a large, mangy, buff colored dog with a feral look to it. 101 KCYELLOW You see a dusty, yellowish-buff colored, dog. 110 KCYELLOW Grrrrrr. Woof! Woof! Grrrrrr�. 111 KCYELLOW Woof, Arf, Arf? 112 KCYELLOW (Staring into dog�s eyes) Grrrr! Arrrrrgh! Grrrrrrrr! 113 KCYELLOW Hmm, I bet you sound angry because you want something. 114 KCYELLOW You�re just hungry, aren�t you, boy? Let me see if I have some delicious drymeat to give you. 120 KCYELLOW Woof! (Dog leaps forward with teeth bared -� snatches jerky from your outstretched hand -� eats jerky noisily) 121 KCYELLOW Woof! (The mongrel happily grabs the yummy drymeat, dropping a key that he must have had in his mouth -� you pick up the key) 122 KCYELLOW Mmm, jerky 123 KCYELLOW Ah, poor boy, you must have been hungry. (Patting dog on head) 130 KCYELLOW Grrr. Woof! Woof! 131 KCYELLOW Arf-arf doggy. Heh, heh. 132 KCYELLOW Bye, doggy. 133 KCYELLOW Sorry, no doggy treats for you today. 134 KCYELLOW Shoo! Get out of here, you damn mutt. 140 KCYELLOW Woof, woof. Woof-woof! 141 KCYELLOW Woof, woof? Eru? 142 KCYELLOW Good doggy, good boy. 143 KCYELLOW You�re hungry, aren�t you, boy? I bet you�d like some delicious drymeat, wouldn�t you? Let�s see if I have some. 200 KCYELLOW Woof! (pant, pant, pant -- Slurp!) 201 KCYELLOW Woof-woof 202 KCYELLOW Arf 203 KCYELLOW Arf, arf, arf 204 KCYELLOW (Stares at you lovingly) 0 KLACANYN ############################################################# # Message File: Klacanyn.msg # # # # Created: August 18, 1998 # # # # Updated: # ############################################################# ############################################################# # The following lines are for the map script in describing # # what is happening when you first enter the map. # ############################################################# {100}{}{You have entered a canyon near Klamath.} 0 KLADWTWN ############################################################# # Message File: Kladwtwn.msg # # # # Note: Characters within curly braces (like line 100) # # will be read in as a message string. Caution # # should be used when making comments. All comments # # should be prepended with a pound symbol for # # visual ease. This does not comment out the line # # though. # # # # Purpose: This message file contains the dialog for a # # new character from which is used by the # # design tool. It will be updated using the # # the tool. This is just a tool file, and not # # meant to be used in the game. # # # # Log: Please note any changes that have been made to this # # file and comment which lines have changed. # # # # Created: December 04, 1997 # # # # Updated: # ############################################################# ############################################################# # The following lines are for the map script in describing # # what is happening when you first enter the map. # ############################################################# {100}{}{You have entered a small town called Klamath.} 100 KLAGRAZ You have entered a grazing area for brahmin. 200 KLAGRAZ You have successfully protected the brahmin. 0 KLAMALL ############################################################# # Message File: Klacamall.msg # # # # Created: August 28, 1998 # # # # Updated: # ############################################################# ############################################################# # The following lines are for the map script in describing # # what is happening when you first enter the map. # ############################################################# {100}{}{You have entered Trapper Town.} 0 KLATOXCV ############################################################# # Message File: klatoxcv.msg # # # # Note: Characters within curly braces (like line 100) # # will be read in as a message string. Caution # # should be used when making comments. All comments # # should be prepended with a pound symbol for # # visual ease. This does not comment out the line # # though. # # # # Purpose: This message file contains the dialog for a # # new character from which is used by the # # design tool. It will be updated using the # # the tool. This is just a tool file, and not # # meant to be used in the game. # # # # Log: Please note any changes that have been made to this # # file and comment which lines have changed. # # # # Created: December 04, 1997 # # # # Updated: # ############################################################# ############################################################# # The following lines are for the map script in describing # # what is happening when you first enter the map. # ############################################################# {100}{}{You have entered the toxic caves.} 0 KLATRAP ############################################################# # Message File: Klatrap.msg # # # # Created: August 28, 1998 # # # # Updated: # ############################################################# ############################################################# # The following lines are for the map script in describing # # what is happening when you first enter the map. # ############################################################# {100}{}{You have entered a wooded area.} 100 KSBBOARD Some sort of notice board. 101 KSBBOARD You see Klamath�s bulletin board. 102 KSBBOARD Ads and notices for employment are tacked to this board. Some of them have been here for a while. 110 KSBBOARD There are several things here. Some ads, job notices, and even a drawing. It looks as though some of these have been here for a while. 120 KSBBOARD I guess I�ll take a closer look at that drawing. 130 KSBBOARD This one looks good -- something about booze. 140 KSBBOARD Something here about a bath. 150 KSBBOARD Someone wants to buy some lizard hides. 160 KSBBOARD Here�s something about rats. 170 KSBBOARD Something about old stuff here. 180 KSBBOARD Looks like someone�s gone missing. 210 KSBBOARD A crude drawing of what looks like a brahmin with a big �X� through it and the word �Torr� scrawled underneath. 220 KSBBOARD I think I�ll take a look at another notice. 230 KSBBOARD That�s all the info that I need for now. 240 KSBBOARD Booze -� gotcher �tention didn�t I? Bum laig prevents business. Need help refueling still. Speedy and reliable type needed. See Whiskey Bob over at Ma Buckner�s place. 250 KSBBOARD I think I�ll take a look at another notice. 260 KSBBOARD That�s all the info that I need for now. 270 KSBBOARD Missing Person. Has anyone seen Smiley the trapper? Smiley�s about six feet tall, clean and housebroken (mostly). Disappeared up north and I kinda miss him. �Ardin Buckner 280 KSBBOARD I think I�ll take a look at another notice. 290 KSBBOARD That�s all the info that I need for now. 310 KSBBOARD Top dollar for top pelts. You have gecko pelts? I have $$$. Golden gecko pelts especially welcome. See me first! -Sajag, owner, operator, Golden Gecko Tavern. 320 KSBBOARD I think I�ll take a look at another notice. 330 KSBBOARD That�s all the info that I need for now. 340 KSBBOARD Too many damn rats in Trapper Town. Come an get 'em, all you can eat.-�Slim. 350 KSBBOARD I think I�ll take a look at another notice. 360 KSBBOARD That�s all the info that I need for now. 370 KSBBOARD Feelin� grubby? Nuthin� makes a feller feel better �an a nice bath. Three fun-filled types to choose from! Featuring the beautiful and talented Jenny (late of the Den) -� See Big Nosed Sal at the Bathhouse for more excitin� details. 380 KSBBOARD I think I�ll take a look at another notice. 390 KSBBOARD That�s all the info that I need for now. 400 KSBBOARD Jan-u-wine Antee-cues. They don�t make it like they usta. In fact, they mostly don�t make it at all. If you want the good old stuff, see Vic the Trader -� East side of Downtown. 410 KSBBOARD I think I�ll take a look at another notice. 420 KSBBOARD That�s all the info that I need for now. 430 KSBBOARD You see a piece of wood with scraps of paper tacked to it. All but one of the papers have those pesky little bug-like marks on them. Whew! Boy, are you tired. Maybe you should find something less taxing to do. 440 KSBBOARD Gorr. (Look at the one notice that makes any sense.) 450 KSBBOARD Ook 460 KSBBOARD A crude drawing of what looks like a brahmin with a big �X� through it and the word �Torr� scrawled underneath. (Not exactly Lascaux but the meaning is clear enough.) 100 KSCORVEG An old, broken down Highwayman. 110 KSCORVEG This machine is in much worse shape than it looks -- nothing will make this run again. Looks like there's a box of engine parts on the back seat that's still in pretty good shape, though. 111 KSCORVEG This machine is in bad shape. There's a package on the back seat, though. 112 KSCORVEG This machine looks about the same as the others out front. Looks like there's a package on the back seat. 113 KSCORVEG This old machine is in great shape! I bet I could fix it up somehow. If only I had the parts... 120 KSCORVEG The engine looks too badly rusted to fix. While you were looking the car over, you found a bottle of fuel additive that looks as though it would burn really well. 121 KSCORVEG The engine is nothing but a pile of rust that falls apart as soon as you open the hood. 122 KSCORVEG This is a real fixer-upper. I guess I don't have the skill or parts to get this running yet. 123 KSCORVEG Looks as though this baby's almost ready to rock. Just a few more turns on this nut... (You jump back in surprise as the engine falls out of the car, collapsing into a pile of rust and component parts.) 100 KSTILL You see a distilling device. 101 KSTILL You see a distilling device. It looks operational. 110 KSTILL It sounds as though the hootch is distilling nicely now. 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Golgotha 1531 MAP Crashed Whale 1532 MAP Tin Woodsman 1533 MAP Talking Head 1534 MAP Federation Shuttle 1535 MAP Unwashed Villagers 1536 MAP Bridge 1537 MAP Cafe of Broken Dreams 1538 MAP Paladins 1539 MAP Vorpal Rat Cave 1540 MAP Guardian of Forever 1541 MAP Toxic Waste Dump 1542 MAP Pariahs 1543 MAP Mad Brahmin 1544 MAP Caravan 1545 MAP Vault 13 1546 MAP Fake Vault 13 1547 MAP Random Encounter 0 MBCLOSE {100}{}{The walls of this cave are a combination of natural rock and man-made walls. It looks as if a large explosion of some kind destroyed this structure long ago.} 100 MCATKDOG You see a guard dog. 101 MCATKDOG You see a wild dog. 120 MCATKDOG You see a guard dog. 121 MCATKDOG You see a wild dog. 200 MCATKDOG :: GROWL :: 201 MCATKDOG :: SNARL :: 202 MCATKDOG :: ROOF :: 205 MCATKDOG Woof 206 MCATKDOG Woof woof 210 MCATKDOG The dogs seem to be trained to protect what's inside the shed. 211 MCATKDOG Doggy no like me. 212 MCATKDOG Good doggy! 100 MCBALTHA A heavy set man wearing a leather apron. 101 MCBALTHA Balthas the tanner. 102 MCBALTHA A tall, muscular man who looks and smells of leather. 151 MCBALTHA My son was mistakenly killed in the fight. 152 MCBALTHA I can�t bear to live without Jonny. 153 MCBALTHA [Sob] 154 MCBALTHA Meet us down at the Ghost Farm. We�re going to attack the ghosts. 155 MCBALTHA Hello, my name�s Balthas. I run the tannery here in Modoc. Can I help you? 156 MCBALTHA You seem a bit preoccupied; is there something wrong? 157 MCBALTHA I�d like to see your wares. 158 MCBALTHA Have you seen a gold watch lying around anywhere? 159 MCBALTHA I�ll be back later. 160 MCBALTHA I�m searching for an item called a GECK. Do you by any chance know anything about it, or how I might obtain one? 161 MCBALTHA GECK? 163 MCBALTHA What can I help you with? 168 MCBALTHA Just looking, thanks. 171 MCBALTHA Any luck finding Jonny? 172 MCBALTHA I found this at the bottom of the old dry well. A part of the well had fallen in, and this was in the debris. I�m sorry, but I believe Jonny is dead. 173 MCBALTHA No, nothing yet. 175 MCBALTHA Thank you for returning my boy to me. There�s no way I can ever repay you, but please take this leather armor as thanks. I�ve been experimenting with a new curing process; I think you�ll find this armor very durabable, and besides -- you look really good in it. 176 MCBALTHA Thank you for saving my son! 177 MCBALTHA Please leave me to my grief. 178 MCBALTHA Jonny is alive! Some people called Slags have rescued him. If you can wait just a little longer, I�m working on a way to get Jonny back home to you. 179 MCBALTHA Jonny�s been kidnapped. The ghosts at the farm have got him, and plan to sacrifice him to their dark god. 180 MCBALTHA I understand; sorry to disturb you. 181 MCBALTHA Huh? Look, I don�t discuss my personal life with strangers. Do you have any business with me or not? 182 MCBALTHA Pardon me, my name is 183 MCBALTHA . Now that we�re properly introduced, you seem troubled. 184 MCBALTHA Yes, I�m interested in some leather goods. 186 MCBALTHA I guess I don�t. 187 MCBALTHA Did you say 188 MCBALTHA ? Yes, I think I�ve heard of you. One of the guards on a passing caravan mentioned some good things about a person with that name. I know we�ve just met, but I could really use your help. 189 MCBALTHA Why don�t you tell me what your problem is, and maybe I�ll be able to help. 190 MCBALTHA I have problems of my own, sorry. 191 MCBALTHA [He picks up a metal chisel and starts to wring it anxiously. To your amazement, the chisel begins to bend like putty. This guy�s strong!] My boy, Jonny, is missing! He went out to play a few days ago and never came back. We�ve searched everywhere, but still haven�t found him. 192 MCBALTHA Where does Jonny normally play? Does he usually play with someone else? 193 MCBALTHA I�m sorry about your kid, but what could I possibly do? 194 MCBALTHA That�s horrible! But I just stopped in to look at some leather goods. I don�t suppose I could see some of your merchandise? 195 MCBALTHA Oooh! Look at the time. I have to be going. 196 MCBALTHA Does that mean you�ll help me? Thank you! Jonny was last seen playing cowboys and Indians with his dog Laddie out front. The two of them are inseparable; in fact, that�s how we knew something was wrong. One day, Laddie came back without Jonny. We�ve been searching ever since. Take Laddie with you; maybe the two of you will be able to find Jonny. 197 MCBALTHA Well, you have the air of an experienced traveler. With your skills, maybe you�ll be able to track down my son. 198 MCBALTHA Well, yes! I am quite a skillful tracker, if I do say so myself. Okay, I�ll help. 199 MCBALTHA Flattery will get you nowhere. Look, I need to ask you some questions. 200 MCBALTHA My prayers are answered! Take Laddie with you; maybe he can help. Please hurry! 201 MCBALTHA Well, maybe you�re right. Thanks for listening. 202 MCBALTHA I�ve heard of you. Look, I don�t want any trouble; we�re a peaceful community. Let�s just keep the subject to business, OK? 203 MCBALTHA I have some questions for you. 204 MCBALTHA I don�t have any business with you for now. Bye. 205 MCBALTHA Well� I�m worried about my missing son, Jonny. We�ve searched everywhere, but still can�t find him. I fear that maybe wild animals got him. 206 MCBALTHA Maybe I can help. I do a lot of traveling; I�ll keep a lookout for your boy. 208 MCBALTHA I would really appreciate that. Every little bit helps. In the mean time, did you have some business with me? 210 MCBALTHA No, not really. I�ll be going now, thanks. 211 MCBALTHA Sorry, I never heard of it. 214 MCBALTHA Hehehe. Has Old Cornelius got you looking for his pocket watch, too? No, you won�t find it here. That old coot probably just left somewhere and forgot about it. 215 MCBALTHA Thanks anyway. I�ll keep looking. Bye 216 MCBALTHA [He looks at you closely and then smiles.] Why don�t you be a good little boy and run outside and play? 217 MCBALTHA [He looks at you closely and then smiles.] Why don�t you be a good little girl and run outside and play? 218 MCBALTHA Please keep looking. I know he�s still alive, I can feel it! 219 MCBALTHA That�s Jonny�s BB gun all right. Noooooooooooooooooooo! [Balthas breaks down and starts to cry uncontrollably.] 220 MCBALTHA I knew Jonny wasn�t dead! You say I have to wait� I don�t understand! Is he hurt? My instincts tell me to go to my son, but I sense you have my son's best interest at heart. Please hurry, and bring my son back to me. 221 MCBALTHA Oh no! Not the ghosts! I knew we should�ve burned that place to the ground. I won�t let them take my boy... I�m going to get little Jonny back, whatever the cost. I�m sure the residents of Modoc will help me get my son back! Meet us at the Ghost Farm. We�ll kill them all! 100 MCBALWIF Sob- 101 MCBALWIF Jonny� 102 MCBALWIF Sniff... 103 MCBALWIF I miss my son. 110 MCBALWIF Please find Jonny. 120 MCBALWIF Please bring Jonny back. 121 MCBALWIF Thank you for returning Jonny to me. 150 MCBALWIF You see Baltha's wife. 151 MCBALWIF You see Baltha's wife. She looks pretty upset. 100 MCBESS According to the tag on its collar, its name is Bess. 101 MCBESS You see Bess. 110 MCBESS It looks like its been attacked by some wild animal. It's hurt pretty bad. 111 MCBESS That's a fine brahmin anyone would be proud to own. 120 MCBESS Moooooo! 121 MCBESS [This poor brahmin is injured.] 130 MCBESS Mooooooooo. 131 MCBESS [Bess lets out a low, mournful moo.] 132 MCBESS Poor girl - maybe I shouldn't have sold you for jerky. Would you like to get out of here? 133 MCBESS Yup! You're going to make some mighty tasty jerky. See ya. 140 MCBESS Mooooooo. 141 MCBESS [That sounded like a much happier moo.] 142 MCBESS OK, then let's get out of here. 143 MCBESS Just kidding. I need the jerky more than I need you. 150 MCBESS Mooo. 200 MCBESS First aid skills won't help heal this poor brahmin's broken leg. 300 MCBESS You successfuly heal the brahmin's broken leg. 100 MCBUTCHR More scraps for Rose. 101 MCBUTCHR Uh! I never get used to this. 102 MCBUTCHR I love my work. 103 MCBUTCHR Balthas will pay a pretty coin for this hide. 104 MCBUTCHR I hear you can make a great dessert from the eyeball squeezin's. 105 MCBUTCHR I'm about ready for a smoke. 120 MCBUTCHR That's a good Bessy. 200 MCBUTCHR Move it, mister; I've got brahmin to kill. 201 MCBUTCHR Get out of the way. 202 MCBUTCHR Can you please move? I've got work to do. 203 MCBUTCHR Hey lady, do you mind moving? I've got brahmin to kill. 250 MCBUTCHR You see a butcher. 251 MCBUTCHR This is the "slaughterhouse technician." 252 MCBUTCHR This is the slaughterhouse butcher. His clothes are drenched in dead brahmin. 253 MCBUTCHR You can smell this poor sap from here. 275 MCBUTCHR Damn, it looks like we're gonna need some more brahmin here. 276 MCBUTCHR Well, might as well call it a day. We're outta brahmin. Wahoo!!! BEER TIME!!! 277 MCBUTCHR Shucks! No more brahmin to kill! Maybe I should go see Miria. 280 MCBUTCHR Ahhh, time to go home and relax in my own stink. 281 MCBUTCHR It's time to head home and have a nice jerky steak. 282 MCBUTCHR That was a long day. I hope to god someone kills me in my sleep so I don't have to do this again. 300 MCBUTCHR Jerky is good for the bones. 301 MCBUTCHR Jerky is good for the hair. 302 MCBUTCHR Jerky is good for the lungs. 303 MCBUTCHR Jerky is good for the stomach. 304 MCBUTCHR Jerky is good for the loins. 305 MCBUTCHR Jerky tastes good. 306 MCBUTCHR Christ, did a brahmin shit in here? 307 MCBUTCHR I think I stained my coat. HA! HA! HA! 308 MCBUTCHR Watch your step. This place is full of nasty things on the ground. 309 MCBUTCHR You like jerky? 310 MCBUTCHR I even like jerky for breakfast. 311 MCBUTCHR Milk, ice-cream, all makes my stomach nuts. But JERKY!!! 100 MCCHILD A small boy. 101 MCCHILD A little girl. 120 MCCHILD A small boy. He seems rather playful. 121 MCCHILD A little girl. She seems rather playful. 150 MCCHILD Don't eat me! 151 MCCHILD Eeeee! The boogy-monster! 152 MCCHILD Daddy says you're a bad person. 153 MCCHILD Aieeee! Run away! 154 MCCHILD You're scaring me. 155 MCCHILD Stop looking at me. 156 MCCHILD I'm not supposed to talk to tribals. 157 MCCHILD Wiener dog. 158 MCCHILD My mom said you'll eat me if I'm bad. 159 MCCHILD I'm not afraid of you! 160 MCCHILD Help meee! 161 MCCHILD It's after me! 162 MCCHILD Please don't hurt me! 163 MCCHILD Stay away from me! 164 MCCHILD Eeeeeeeee! 165 MCCHILD I hate you! 166 MCCHILD Mommy mommy mommy! 167 MCCHILD Leave me alone! 168 MCCHILD You stink! 170 MCCHILD Hello there. 171 MCCHILD Want to play house? 172 MCCHILD Do you really poke a bone through your nose? 173 MCCHILD How come you're so funny looking? 174 MCCHILD My mom says you're primitive. 175 MCCHILD Has your tribe stopped eating people? 176 MCCHILD Who dressed you so funny? 177 MCCHILD I'll bet you're nicer than you look. 178 MCCHILD Let's play tag. You're it. 179 MCCHILD You don't smell that bad. 180 MCCHILD Have you seen my invisible friend? 181 MCCHILD I want to travel the world when I'm as old as you. 182 MCCHILD You�re a nice tribal, not like the others. 183 MCCHILD I bet you do bathe. 184 MCCHILD You�re smarter than Torr. 185 MCCHILD Is that blade you have really sharp? 186 MCCHILD I want to be just like you when I grow up. 187 MCCHILD My dog loves drymeat. 188 MCCHILD I�ve got a shiny pebble. 189 MCCHILD Have you seen my invisible friend? 190 MCCHILD Can I join your tribe? 191 MCCHILD You're nice. 192 MCCHILD You look funny. 193 MCCHILD Whatcha wearing? 194 MCCHILD I want a brahmin ride! 195 MCCHILD Are you from far away? 196 MCCHILD Weeee! Ha, ha, ha! 197 MCCHILD Don't leave! 198 MCCHILD Do you have some food? 199 MCCHILD Am I bothering you? 200 MCCHILD Where ya going? 201 MCCHILD Can I come with you? 202 MCCHILD How old are you? 203 MCCHILD What's your name? 204 MCCHILD Do you like kids? 205 MCCHILD What is that? 206 MCCHILD Do you wanna play a game? 207 MCCHILD Whatcha doing? 208 MCCHILD Have you seen any bugs? 209 MCCHILD Where did you get that? 210 MCCHILD Can I have that? 211 MCCHILD What do you do? 212 MCCHILD I can run fast. Wanna see? 213 MCCHILD Watch me! Watch me! 214 MCCHILD Mommy says I talk to much. 215 MCCHILD Where is your home? 216 MCCHILD Heeee! Heeee! 217 MCCHILD Are you gonna stay here? 218 MCCHILD Do you have kids? 219 MCCHILD Why did you come here? 220 MCCHILD I like you. 221 MCCHILD Do you like me? 222 MCCHILD Are you married? 223 MCCHILD One, two, three... Weee! 100 MCCORNEL An old man. 101 MCCORNEL Cornelius. 102 MCCORNEL Other than the slightly unsettled look on his face, there appears to be nothing out of the ordinary about him. 150 MCCORNEL Welcome to Rose�s Bed and Breakfast. My name is Rose -- I mean, Cornelius -- and I run this bed and breakfast. Can I help you? 151 MCCORNEL If you run this place, then how come it�s called ROSE�S Bed and Breakfast? 152 MCCORNEL I�m looking for a gold watch. 153 MCCORNEL What do you do here? 154 MCCORNEL Who�s Rose? 155 MCCORNEL I�m interested in getting a room. 156 MCCORNEL Questions? Was I asking you something? Hi, my name�s Cornelius. 162 MCCORNEL You need some serious help, old man. 163 MCCORNEL Farrel�s got your watch in a wall safe. Let�s string him up. 164 MCCORNEL I found your watch at Farrel�s house. You were right; Farrel is the thief. 165 MCCORNEL It seems an industrious rat made off with your watch. I recovered this from its nest. 166 MCCORNEL Hello thar! Have we met? 176 MCCORNEL My God! Somebody killed my best friend, Farrel! The whole town is looking for the murderer. We�re going to lynch him when we catch him! 177 MCCORNEL I killed him. What are going to do about it, you crazy old man? 178 MCCORNEL Whoa! Look at the time. I have to be going. 179 MCCORNEL Rose is my wife; I named this place after her. Did you know I�m married? 180 MCCORNEL Can I ask you some more questions? 181 MCCORNEL THEN WHY DON�T YOU ASK THAT NO-GOOD FARREL!? MAYBE HE�LL SELL YOU THE WATCH HE STOLE FROM ME! Now if you don�t mind, I�m quite busy. I got to shave the brahmin. 182 MCCORNEL I run this motel. Yep, this place would fall apart if it weren�t for me. Have you been to the outhouse? Cleanest outhouse you�ve ever been to. That�s my doing. 183 MCCORNEL What does having a clean outhouse have to do with running this place? 184 MCCORNEL Rose is my wife. She runs the kitchen. You won�t find a better meal anywheres else. Rose, she�s so beautiful. I�m going to marry her some day. 185 MCCORNEL I thought you just said Rose is your wife. 186 MCCORNEL I have a room. I sleep over there. Where do you sleep? 187 MCCORNEL I don�t think you understand. I would like to rent a room for the night. 188 MCCORNEL A while back, I forget when... my best friend of 30� or was it 40 years? Oh, it doesn�t matter, what matters is that he stole my precious gold pocket watch. It has been handed down in my family for five, no six, err... four generations. Yep, I distinctly remember setting it down on my desk. Then, when I looked on the kitchen table, it was gone. 189 MCCORNEL OK, I�ll bring your watch back. 190 MCCORNEL Did you try looking for it on your desk? 191 MCCORNEL You�ll help me? That�s great! Go beat up Farrel and get my watch back. He probably hid it good. So tear his house apart and look for it. 192 MCCORNEL What are you talking about? 193 MCCORNEL Look, I don�t want any part of this. 194 MCCORNEL Kill Farrel, get watch back� got it? I�ll be right back. 195 MCCORNEL Kill Farrel? Who�s going to kill Farrel? He�s my best friend! I�ll personally string up the villain who tries to kill Farrel. 196 MCCORNEL I accept the job, and I expect payment upon completion. 197 MCCORNEL I can�t take this anymore. I�m leaving. 198 MCCORNEL Of course, I�ll pay you. As soon as you finish cleaning out the barn come back and see me. 199 MCCORNEL I have a watch. It was a gold watch. I wonder where I put it? 200 MCCORNEL Yes, yes, yes. I�ve looked in my sock drawer. It�s not there, either. 201 MCCORNEL I�ll keep a lookout for your watch while I�m in town. 202 MCCORNEL There�s no way I�m helping a crazy old man like you. I'm outta here. 203 MCCORNEL I knew I couldn�t trust him! I�m gonna string him up by the ears until he gives me back my watch. 204 MCCORNEL There�s nothing in there. Sheriff Jo and myself looked there already. 206 MCCORNEL He did? I knew it! I�ll teach him a lesson he�ll never forget. You�d better stay here or you might get hurt. 207 MCCORNEL That�s my watch! What are you doing with that? Give it back! [He snatches the watch from your hands.] I think you better go; we don�t take kindly to thieves around here. 208 MCCORNEL That�s gratitude for you. 209 MCCORNEL Have you tried Rose�s omelets? They�re delicious. 210 MCCORNEL I saw Jonny playing by the well with his dog Laddie. What a nice kid. 211 MCCORNEL Don�t go to the Ghost Farm unless you�re tired of living. 212 MCCORNEL Miria is a nice girl. We used to play doctor when she was little. 213 MCCORNEL Davin is a nice kid. I wonder why he doesn�t look anything like his father? 214 MCCORNEL I was sitting on the toilet one day and a big dog climbed out of the sewer. Scared me half to death. 215 MCCORNEL Grisham is a nice fellow. He sells us scraps to feed the giant chicken. 216 MCCORNEL Stay away from the chicken coop! I almost lost an arm feeding that thing. 217 MCCORNEL Rose�s dogs are vicious, but I just throw them some jerky and they don�t pay me no mind. 218 MCCORNEL Farrel�s my best friend in the whole world. 219 MCCORNEL Laddie is a smart dog. I talk to him all the time. 220 MCCORNEL I hear Grisham is trying to marry off his kids. I wonder if Rose wouldn�t mind if I got another wife. 222 MCCORNEL Pog? Whatever happened to that game, anyway? Well, I have to go. Maybe we can play later. 223 MCCORNEL I FOUND THE MURDERER! HE ADMITTED TO KILLING FARREL! LET�S GET HIM! 224 MCCORNEL I FOUND THE MURDERER! SHE ADMITTED TO KILLING FARREL! LET�S GET HER! 225 MCCORNEL Me kill Farrel. 300 MCCORNEL [Hmmm... Certain words seem to set him off.] Rose... Room... Running... 301 MCCORNEL Ooga. 501 MCCORNEL I always knew you were a thief! 502 MCCORNEL How could you do this to your best friend! 503 MCCORNEL I'm gonna kill you! 504 MCCORNEL I'm gonna mount your head on my wall! 550 MCCORNEL He appears to be pre-occupied at the moment. 600 MCCORNEL You have returned the watch to Cornelius. 100 MCDAVIN A handsome young man. 101 MCDAVIN You see Davin. 102 MCDAVIN A young man in his twenties. He looks a lot like Grisham. 150 MCDAVIN If you asked, you could have me. 151 MCDAVIN Hmpf! Miria isn�t that good in bed. 152 MCDAVIN I don�t believe you pimped me. 153 MCDAVIN Let�s try a threesome next time. 154 MCDAVIN Ooo� he�s a cutie. 155 MCDAVIN Ask her. 156 MCDAVIN That was great; who�s next? 157 MCDAVIN Hi! My name�s Davin; I help my father run the slaughterhouse in Modoc. 158 MCDAVIN I�m looking for Cornelius�s gold watch. Have you seen it anywhere? 159 MCDAVIN What do you do at the slaughterhouse? 160 MCDAVIN I hear rumors about you and the brahmin. 161 MCDAVIN Tell me about your dad. 162 MCDAVIN Hello again. 163 MCDAVIN I knew you�d come back to me. 168 MCDAVIN Why don�t we get more comfortable? 171 MCDAVIN Stay here. 172 MCDAVIN Sure, I�m not busy. Ask away. 178 MCDAVIN Nope, haven�t seen it anywhere. 179 MCDAVIN Can I ask you a few more questions? 180 MCDAVIN Well, I uh� I mean, I� I supervise and take care of stuff. I�m the owner�s son after all. I�m going to inherit this place when my dad kicks off. 182 MCDAVIN It�s a lie. I only go out to the barn at night to a� make sure everything is locked up. You know, with all the wild animals around and all. 184 MCDAVIN Dad runs the slaughterhouse. He�s OK as far as fathers go. A word of advice if you do any business with him. There�s usually more to his business deals than he lets on. 186 MCDAVIN Come back and see me if you want to� talk again. 187 MCDAVIN Wow, I never thought such a beautiful woman would try to seduce me. What! You�re not a woman! Don�t worry, you�re so pretty, I won�t say anything if you won�t. 188 MCDAVIN I have to be dreaming. I don�t believe such a beautiful woman is trying to seduce me. You are trying to seduce me, right? 189 MCDAVIN To look into your eyes is sheer heaven. Let us not break the spell of this precious moment with words. Let our actions speak for themselves. 190 MCDAVIN Stop talking; you�re gonna ruin it for the both of us. Just sit back and enjoy. 191 MCDAVIN There must be some mistake; I just wanted to ask you some questions. 192 MCDAVIN Thanks for the offer, but no. Uhhh... I'll be leaving now. 193 MCDAVIN Oh god! Take me! Take me now! [He rips off his clothes, then your clothes� then� Use your imagination] 194 MCDAVIN [Giggles] I'm "caboose"! You can be it the next time. 195 MCDAVIN [Two hours later: The earth moved, and this bed will never be the same.] 196 MCDAVIN [One hour later, and the best orgasm you�ve ever had.] 197 MCDAVIN [Half an hour later, you lie there exhausted.] 198 MCDAVIN [Fifteen minutes and a couple grunts later.] 199 MCDAVIN [You made it as far as removing your shirt before you no longer felt the need.] 200 MCDAVIN I have to go. Bye. 400 MCDAVIN Dad! 401 MCDAVIN Uh-oh! 402 MCDAVIN I surely do! 410 MCDAVIN Uhh... 411 MCDAVIN Uhhh... Continue, please... 412 MCDAVIN I sure the hell� 413 MCDAVIN Um� I do. 450 MCDAVIN Uhhh, I'm not the one you should be talking too. 500 MCDAVIN Oh boy, I get to be the one that's in charge here. 1000 MCDAVIN Yes, my sweet. 1001 MCDAVIN What can I do for you, lover boy? 1100 MCDAVIN I'm completely healed and ready to go. 1200 MCDAVIN Hardly more than a scratch left on me now. 1300 MCDAVIN Well, I'm mostly healed but I could use more healing when we get a chance. 1400 MCDAVIN I healed myself as much as I could but I'm still pretty badly hurt. 1500 MCDAVIN No, baby; I wanna come with you. 1600 MCDAVIN Sure thing, I'll put it away. 1700 MCDAVIN OK, I'm right behind you all the way. 1800 MCDAVIN Then I wouldn't be able to protect you. No, I better stay close. 1900 MCDAVIN Is that it? No way. I'm not letting you out my sight, you little sex pistol. 1005 MCDAVIN You don't understand. I just don't want you clinging on me so much when we're walking around. 1006 MCDAVIN What you're doing wrong is I need you to walk far behind. 1007 MCDAVIN But... But... What did I do wrong? 1008 MCDAVIN What is it you want from me, my dearest? 1009 MCDAVIN Thanks, it was starting to chaff anyway. So now what, lover? 1010 MCDAVIN I used to skin the brahmin at the slaughterhouse, so I'm pretty handy with the knife. Also dad had me beat a brahmin to death with a crowbar once. I guess I could use a club if I need to. Uhhh, oh yeah, dad took me to shoot a pistol once, but I got scared and almost shot him by accident. 100 MCDTHCLW Rose's chicken. 100 MCFARREL An old man. He makes a prune look fresh. 101 MCFARREL Farrel. 102 MCFARREL You hear the sound of dry twigs cracking every time he moves. 150 MCFARREL Hey, get away from there! 151 MCFARREL Stop that! 152 MCFARREL Thief! 153 MCFARREL I didn�t steal the watch, so stop coming over here and harassing poor old Farrel! 154 MCFARREL Cornelius says you stole his gold watch. 155 MCFARREL Where�d you get the money for the new tools? 156 MCFARREL What can you tell me about Modoc? 157 MCFARREL What do you do around here? 158 MCFARREL Watch? What are you talking about? 159 MCFARREL Now what!? 162 MCFARREL What are you hiding in the wall safe? 165 MCFARREL Can you take me to your garden? 166 MCFARREL I cleared out all the vermin from your garden. 167 MCFARREL You mentioned something about a watch earlier. 168 MCFARREL Is this the watch you were looking for? 169 MCFARREL All furries dead! 170 MCFARREL Gar � din? 171 MCFARREL Not again! How many people is Cornelius going to send over to look for his watch? I didn�t do it! In fact, I was probably the victim of the same thief. Around the same time his watch disappeared, some of my tools were stolen. I�m sure you don�t believe me, so you might as well have a look around, otherwise you�ll never go away. Well, go on! 172 MCFARREL I think I will have a look around. 173 MCFARREL Did Miria tell you that? I�ll have to spank her bottom for spreading rumors again! Look, I may be poor, but I have my pride. I helped one of the traders fix his wagon, and in return he gave me some tools. 174 MCFARREL Admit it - you�re guilty! 175 MCFARREL What proof do you have that what you say is true? 176 MCFARREL Do you expect me to believe that? 177 MCFARREL My honor alone is proof enough that my words are true. I can offer nothing more. 178 MCFARREL If you didn�t take it, then who do you think took it? 179 MCFARREL I suspect a thief passing through town took the watch, and has since moved on. Although I can�t for the life of me think of a reason he would want my old tools... 180 MCFARREL Do you expect me to believe that? 181 MCFARREL No, but since I know I didn�t do it, that�s the only theory I could come up with. 182 MCFARREL Can I ask you some more questions? 183 MCFARREL HA! If you think I�m so guilty, why don�t you just shoot me and get it over with. You little punk, come and get me! 184 MCFARREL How did you find it? I hid that safe so nobody would be able to find it. You must be a professional thief. Hmm� where were you when the gold watch disappeared? I think you�d better leave, and nothing better be missing from the safe or I�ll have Sheriff Jo on ya. Now get out! 185 MCFARREL Modoc is a small community of farmers and ranchers. We supply most of the food for the surrounding towns and cities by trading our crops for various essentials. It�s actually a very nice arrangement. However, this could all change with the drought. We can barely keep ourselves fed, let alone have surplus to trade. 187 MCFARREL Well, mostly I putter around in the garden, trying to make those damn plants grow without water. I can�t do that now because something big has moved in and I can�t seem to get rid of it. And to top it all off, nobody will help me because they think I stole Cornelius�s gold watch. 188 MCFARREL Well, mostly I putter around in the garden, trying to make those damn plants grow without water. But I can�t do that now because something big has moved in and I can�t seem to get rid of it. Without food from my garden, I�ll surly starve. 189 MCFARREL I can help you, for a price. 190 MCFARREL I�ll be happy to help. 191 MCFARREL Admit you stole the watch and I�ll help. 193 MCFARREL Look around! I�m just a poor old man. I can barely afford to keep myself fed, let alone reward you. 194 MCFARREL I�ll be glad to help you anyway. 195 MCFARREL Sorry, I can�t help you then. 196 MCFARREL That would be wonderful. I can�t thank you enough. My garden is little ways east of here. Come with me, I�ll show you. 197 MCFARREL Thank you! You are truly a hero amongst heroes. Not many people would risk their lives for a total stranger. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you� [You get this warm fuzzy feeling all the way down to your toes.] 198 MCFARREL Can I ask you a few more questions? 199 MCFARREL I�d rather starve than tarnish my good name! Go to hell! 200 MCFARREL Everybody is accusing me of stealing my best friend Cornelius�s gold pocket watch. Me and Cornelius have been friends as long as I can remember; I would never take his watch. I�ve searched everywhere hoping to find it so we can be friends again, but I�ve had no such luck. 201 MCFARREL I�ll be around for awhile. If I come across it, I�ll let you know. 202 MCFARREL That�s really too bad. Can I ask you some more questions? 203 MCFARREL Would you really? Nobody will help me because they think I stole the watch. It would be nice to have somebody on my side, for once. I�ve already questioned everyone about it, but it won�t hurt to ask everybody again. Maybe they�ll tell you something they wouldn�t tell me. It also won�t hurt to poke yer nose around Rose�s Bed and Breakfast; Cornelius is notorious for putting stuff down and forgetting where he put it a minute later. 205 MCFARREL Let me see that! Yes, this is it! You said a rat living down the sewage hole stole it? And you climbed down there and retrieved it? EWWW! I�m going to give this to Cornelius right now! Now we can be friends again. Thank you. 206 MCFARREL Ooga right back at ya. How would you like to do old Farrel a favor, my slope-foreheaded little friend? I have this little vermin problem in my garden. Make the little pests go away and I�ll give you a reward. 207 MCFARREL No, no, no� me no do. 208 MCFARREL Yep. I do. 209 MCFARREL Bye bye! 210 MCFARREL Then get out, you dimwitted cave dweller! 211 MCFARREL So good of you, my dear fellow. [He takes your hand and walks you to the garden.] Wouldn�t want you to get lost. Come back and see me when you finish killing the pests. 212 MCFARREL My dear, sweet, woman. You�re so kind to an old man. [He takes your hand and walks you to the garden.] Wouldn�t want you to get lost. Come back and see me when you finish killing the pests. 213 MCFARREL Fantastic! And here is your reward. [He digs in his pants and produces a half eaten cookie.] Now be a good little caveman and take your cookie outside and play. 300 MCFARREL I'm gonna kill that bastard. 301 MCFARREL I hate him... 302 MCFARREL Grrr... 501 MCFARREL I didn't steal yer stupid watch! 502 MCFARREL I'm innocent, I tell ya! 503 MCFARREL You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn! 550 MCFARREL He's not paying attention to what you're saying. 100 MCGRISHA A very active old man. 101 MCGRISHA Grisham. 102 MCGRISHA You can�t quite place him, but he looks familiar. 151 MCGRISHA I told you you�d get yours! 152 MCGRISHA Bwahahaha! 153 MCGRISHA Go away! 154 MCGRISHA I'm busy! 155 MCGRISHA I knew my daughter was odd. 156 MCGRISHA Different people, different tastes, I suppose. 157 MCGRISHA I think I�m going to be sick. 158 MCGRISHA I knew my son was odd. 159 MCGRISHA I guess you�re family, now. 160 MCGRISHA You take good care of my daughter. 161 MCGRISHA You take good care of my son. 162 MCGRISHA The name�s Grisham. Welcome to my slaughterhouse. You dropping off or picking up? 163 MCGRISHA I guess picking up? I�m interested in buying some traveling provisions. 164 MCGRISHA You wouldn�t have happened to have seen a gold watch lying around here somewhere? 350 MCGRISHA [Looking at Bessy] Dropping off. 165 MCGRISHA What can I do for you now? 166 MCGRISHA I would like to buy some of your famous jerky. 168 MCGRISHA Can you tell me a little bit about the slaughterhouse? 169 MCGRISHA I see the drought hasn�t affected your business yet. 360 MCGRISHA I'd like you to make some jerky for me. 170 MCGRISHA I knew you�d be able to handle it. Let�s see now, I owe you $1000 for completing the job. Of course, 171 MCGRISHA brahmin got killed due to your carelessness. At $100 per brahmin your reward is 172 MCGRISHA . Don�t even bother to lie about the number of brahmin killed -- I had one of my boys follow you out and watch from a distance. 173 MCGRISHA You never said anything about charging me if any brahmin died! 174 MCGRISHA Why, you conniving, dried up old coot. Arg! Mark my words - this is the last time you get the best of me! 175 MCGRISHA Thanks, pops; pleasure doing business with ya. 176 MCGRISHA How dare you show your face around here. I lost ten brahmin due to your cowardice. However, if you wish to make amends, $1500 would do a lot to cover my losses. 177 MCGRISHA Those brahmin weren�t worth more than a $1000. 178 MCGRISHA I don�t have that kind of money, and if I did, I wouldn�t give it to a little trickster like you. 179 MCGRISHA I�ve left my money in my room; let me go get it for you. 180 MCGRISHA Ah! Of course, of course. Let�s see, for traveling, I recommend our world famous dried brahmin strips. Won�t spoil on the road and it�s tasty, too. Only $10 a package. You interested? 181 MCGRISHA Sounds good; give me one package. 182 MCGRISHA No thanks, maybe later. I would like to ask you some questions, though. 183 MCGRISHA A pleasure doing business with you. Is there anything else I can do for you? 185 MCGRISHA Wait! You look to be a capable traveler. I don�t suppose you�d be interested in making some money? 186 MCGRISHA Are you sure you�re not interested in making some money? I�m quite sure you�d be able to solve my problem quite easily. 187 MCGRISHA That depends. How much, what do I have to do, and most importantly, HOW MUCH? 188 MCGRISHA Smart as whip! You remind me of myself when I was young. Simple... some wild dogs have been coming down out of the hills lately looking for food. I think they find brahmin easy prey and have been attacking my herds nightly. Wipe out their pack, and I�ll give you $1000. 189 MCGRISHA You�re holding something back, you old coot. What�s the catch? 190 MCGRISHA Perceptive as well as smart. I knew I wouldn�t be able to pull anything on you. The catch is that for every brahmin you let get killed, I charge you $100. I pay well for success and I also charge for failure. That�s the risk you take working for me. 191 MCGRISHA Great! Head out to the pastures at night and kill the pack of wild dogs that are attacking my brahmin. Come back here when you finish the job. 192 MCGRISHA Great jumping horny jacko-snatchers! Is Cornelius still looking for his lost watch? Why can�t he accept that it�s gone? That dang watch never worked anyways, and I�ll be a brahmin�s uncle if it was actually made of gold. Give it up; you�ll never find it. 193 MCGRISHA Actually, Farrel asked me to look for it. 194 MCGRISHA Can I ask you a few more questions? 195 MCGRISHA Thanks all the same, but I�ll keep looking. 196 MCGRISHA I didn�t? Are you sure? I could have sworn I told ya... maybe next time you won�t go accepting jobs until you know all the details. Now if you don�t mind, I have other work to attend to. 197 MCGRISHA Hehehe. Now that all depends. Are you planning to stay in town much longer? Bwahahahaha! 198 MCGRISHA I see you�re no fool. OK - $1000 then, and we call it even. Shake on it. 199 MCGRISHA [SHAKE HANDS WITH GRISHAM] 200 MCGRISHA Now hold on a minute. Now that I think of it, those brahmin looked a bit thin. How about $750, instead? 201 MCGRISHA I changed my mind, I don�t want to pay you. 202 MCGRISHA [Gives you a big toothy smile] Good to see you�re a person of character. 203 MCGRISHA [Grisham turns beet red and talks to you with teeth clenched.] OK, $750 then. Give me the money! 204 MCGRISHA You know, $750 still seems kind of expensive. Those brahmin would have died anyway if the dogs didn�t get them first. But I�m not totally selfish; I�ll give you $50. 206 MCGRISHA FINE! GIVE ME THE MONEY AND GET OUT! 207 MCGRISHA [LEAVE WITHOUT PAYING] 208 MCGRISHA Mark my words, you�ll get yours. If not by me, then by someone else. 209 MCGRISHA [Grisham smiles at you in such a way that you involuntarily take a step back.] Why don�t you just keep your money? I have feeling you might have need of it later. 210 MCGRISHA Not much to tell. I run the slaughterhouse in Modoc; you want something slaughtered, you bring it to me. I�ll kill it for ya and make it into some of the best jerky you�ve ever tasted. 211 MCGRISHA What about the hides and other parts of the animal? 213 MCGRISHA Actually, it has kind of helped my business. Nobody has been able to grow sufficient food for their brahmin, so they are severely culling their herds. But that�s just a temporary thing; you have to look at the big picture. With the decline in the brahmin population, my business can only suffer. 215 MCGRISHA [Grisham walks around you, pokes you a couple of times and then opens you mouth and checks your teeth.] Ah! A fine, healthy specimen. You�ll do fine. Ahem� Bad doggies, killing good brahmin. Go kill the bad doggies for your friend Grisham. Grisham will give big reward. OK? 216 MCGRISHA No, me like doggies. Only bad man no like doggies. Me go away from bad man. 217 MCGRISHA I do it. Go there now! 218 MCGRISHA Good! Remember, bad things go �Woof! Woof!� Good things go �Moo.� Try not to kill the good things. 219 MCGRISHA You seem to be a little short of money. I don�t take credit and I certainly don�t believe in giving something for nothing. 221 MCGRISHA That�s what I get for sending a Neanderthal. Just go! 222 MCGRISHA Uh� snarf ick unga bunga. Now take your money and be a good little Neanderthal and leave. 223 MCGRISHA You are quick, aren�t you? Well, if you ask you can retrieve any part of the animal you want. Balthus will usually buy the hides, and Rose will buy whatever scraps you don�t want. She uses it to make soup and feed her dogs. 225 MCGRISHA You�ve got to be kidding. Everyone knows Farrel took the watch. Why would he ask you to search for it� unless Farrel didn�t steal the watch after all! Or maybe this is a trick to convince everyone he didn�t take it. I need to think this out. 228 MCGRISHA Boy, don�t even try to explain this. I don�t want to hear it. I�m gonna get the preacher, make this all lawful like, and you will leave and take my son with you when you go. 229 MCGRISHA I can�t say I�m not just a little turned on by this, but I can�t have her living in this house now that I�ve seen it. You two are going to have to get hitched and leave. 230 MCGRISHA You mind explaining what yer doing with my daughter? 231 MCGRISHA You mind explaining what yer doing with my son? 232 MCGRISHA Let me explain it to you gently, pops. There are these birds and bees, you see� 233 MCGRISHA I�m a doctor, and I was just giving her a complete physical. 234 MCGRISHA I�m a doctor, and I was just giving him a complete physical. 235 MCGRISHA This isn�t what it appears to be. 236 MCGRISHA That�s just great. I�m going to have a smart-ass as son-in-law. Well,, come on� son. Let�s get this over with. 237 MCGRISHA That�s just great. I�m going to have a smart-ass as a daughter-in-law. Well come on� daughter. Let�s get this over with. 238 MCGRISHA Let me see. It looked to me that you and my daughter were imitating the brahmin during mating season. 239 MCGRISHA Let me see - it looked to me that you and my son were doing the horizontal tango between the sheets. 240 MCGRISHA OK, maybe it is what it appears to be. But it�s only sex, it�s not like there�s love involved or anything. 241 MCGRISHA I understand perfectly. Hormones, and it being that special time of the year. 242 MCGRISHA I�m glad you understand. 243 MCGRISHA I understand. I hope you understand that you both are gonna hafta get hitched. Can�t have rumors flying about town, you know. Come along and let�s go get the preacher. Don�t make me fill ya full of buckshot. 244 MCGRISHA Really? Then why were you both naked? 245 MCGRISHA Germs? I mean GERMS! Very important to be clean when doing these examinations. 246 MCGRISHA Well as long as yer a doctor, I guess it�s OK. You best get dressed; rumors tend to start because of misunderstandings like this. While you�re here, I�ve been having these pains down in my anus and was wondering if you could take a look at it. 247 MCGRISHA Err� I�ll take a look at that later. I have another patient waiting for me. Bye. 248 MCGRISHA Yeah. Why don�t you just come with me to get the preacher? Don�t try anything funny, or you will need a doctor. 260 MCGRISHA I knew you�d be able to handle it. Let�s see now, I owe you $1000 for completing the job. Here you go. 300 MCGRISHA What the hell is going on here? 301 MCGRISHA Uhhh... Sir, I was just... 302 MCGRISHA You keep your damn hands off of her... 400 MCGRISHA What's going on in here? 402 MCGRISHA Holy shit! I knew 452 MCGRISHA was different, but there's only one way to make this right! 403 MCGRISHA How dare you sully the honor of my 453 MCGRISHA . There's only one way to make this right! 404 MCGRISHA Uh, Jo, can we just skip to the vow tying parts? 406 MCGRISHA Boy... 407 MCGRISHA Missy... 410 MCGRISHA Don't make me make 460 MCGRISHA a widow. 461 MCGRISHA a widower. 412 MCGRISHA Miria 413 MCGRISHA Davin 220 MCGRISHA You're not going anywhere, boy! 500 MCGRISHA Why, that's a fine looking animal you have there. Should make some fine jerky. Tell you what, I'll just keep some of the jerky as payment. What do you say? 501 MCGRISHA No way! I love Bess. Nobody is going make jerky out of her. 502 MCGRISHA Sounds good to me. When can I come back to pick up my jerky? 503 MCGRISHA Forget it, gramps. I'm outta here. 510 MCGRISHA Oh� you're one of those. Wouldn't want to take your 'friend' away from you. Nights out in the desert would probably be awfully lonely without her. I don't have time for this; I have work to do. 515 MCGRISHA Great! Come back in about a week. You can pick up your jerky in the smokehouse located just outside of the slaughterhouse. I'll leave it in a sack for you. Good doing business with you. 600 MCGRISHA Howdy 1600 MCGRISHA . I hope you're taking good care of my daughter, Miria. She is the light of my life and it would break my heart if anything were to happen to her. Where is she by the way? I was sure hoping to see her again. 601 MCGRISHA Well, if it isn't 1601 MCGRISHA . How's the married life treating you? I see my son Davin isn't traveling with you. I sure do miss him. Maybe the next time you visit you can bring him along. It sure would make an old man happy if he could see his only son again. 602 MCGRISHA Uhhh, he's dead. 603 MCGRISHA Uhhh, she's dead. 604 MCGRISHA Miria was alive when I left her, but I'm pretty sure she's dead by now. 605 MCGRISHA Davin was alive when I left her, but I'm pretty sure she's dead by now. 606 MCGRISHA Davin , uhhh, couldn't make the trip, but I'll let him know you said, "Hi," when I see him again. 607 MCGRISHA Miria , uhhh, couldn't make the trip but I'll send her your love when I see her again. 700 MCGRISHA Aggg... [A shocked look comes over Grisham's face as he suddenly grasps his chest and collapses to the floor.] 750 MCGRISHA Well, I have to get back to work now. I'll see you around. 101 MCJO An average person, of average height, of average complexion. Nothing out of the ordinary. 102 MCJO Jo. 103 MCJO Trader Jo. 104 MCJO Sheriff Jo. 105 MCJO Mayor Jo. 106 MCJO Justice of the Peace Jo. 150 MCJO We killed everyone. Even the children� [sob] 151 MCJO Meet us at the Ghost Farm. We attack immediately. 152 MCJO Thank you for saving the residents of Modoc. 153 MCJO What are you doing? 154 MCJO Hey! Leave that alone! 155 MCJO Thief! 156 MCJO Sorry, this trading post is closed indefinitely due to the drought. 157 MCJO So who says I�m here to trade? 158 MCJO I�m new here. What can you tell about this town? 159 MCJO I don�t suppose you have a gold watch for sale? 160 MCJO GECK! 161 MCJO What can I do for you? 162 MCJO I�m looking for a certain item, and I was wondering if you might be able to help me locate it. 164 MCJO I�m looking to buy a gold pocket watch. Do you know where I can get one? 165 MCJO What do you have to trade? 166 MCJO What can you tell me about this town? 167 MCJO What do you do here? 168 MCJO GECK! 169 MCJO You�re back! What did you find out about the farm? 170 MCJO I cleaned out your Ghost Farm problem. You can take over the farm any time. 171 MCJO I have a message for you from the leader of the Slags. 172 MCJO Mess-aj. 173 MCJO Farm? 174 MCJO Bad things all gone! 175 MCJO I go. 176 MCJO I�ll be back when I have more to report. 179 MCJO There's a drunkard in the Den who matches Karl's description. Says he used to be a farmer too. 180 MCJO Those bodies are fake. Just dummies covered in Brahmin guts. They were there to scare you away from the crops. 181 MCJO What am I supposed to do again? 182 MCJO What? Oh, you must be new around here. Welcome to Modoc. My name�s Jo, I run the trading post here at Modoc. 183 MCJO I am on a quest. I seek the holy GECK. Do know where I might find it? 186 MCJO Well, you�re in luck. I just happen to know where it is. I guess we have some business to discuss after all. 187 MCJO Business? Just tell me where I can find the holy GECK and I�ll be on my way. 188 MCJO Our only business is that you will tell me where the holy GECK is located before something bad happens. 189 MCJO What do you want for this information? 190 MCJO Ah yes, what I want� If you hadn�t noticed yet, our little farming community is experiencing one of its worst droughts ever. The rainy season was unusually short this year, and our crops are dead or dying from lack of water. To put it bluntly, our community is on the verge of withering away with our crops. 191 MCJO Umm� You do know I can�t make it rain, right?!? 192 MCJO [He chuckles softly] No, no� of course not. I wouldn�t ask you to do something as impossible as that. You really can�t make it rain, can you� No, of course you can�t! Anyway, like I was say�en, we�re in trouble and we could use your help. 193 MCJO OK, I�m listening. 194 MCJO There�s this farm at the outskirts of town, where no farm should be. Some years back it just �appeared� out of nowhere. 195 MCJO Are you saying that this farm just sprung up overnight? Yeah, right! 196 MCJO A group of us were out hunting when we noticed the new farm. But that wasn�t the strange thing. Soon after, some of us got together to visit our new neighbor, only to discover that there wasn�t anybody there. 197 MCJO Go on. 198 MCJO After many months of trying to contact the owners with no success, it was decided that the farm must have been abandoned soon after it was built. So instead of letting the crops rot in the fields, young Karl moved in. 199 MCJO Hmm� 200 MCJO That�s when things got bad. Karl started to tell stories of seeing strange glowing figures tending the crops and feeding the animals at night. We all laughed at him, thinking he was making up stories. Then one day Karl stopped coming into town. 201 MCJO What happened to him? Did you look for him? 202 MCJO Of course we did! We went up there as soon as we suspected something was wrong. [He starts to tremble violently.] The horror. Bodies strewn everywhere. Some crucified, while others were left to rot out in the sun. I still wake up screaming in the middle of the night from the horrible images I saw that day. 203 MCJO So, let me guess. You want me to go to this farm and find out what happened. 204 MCJO Normally, I would just leave that cursed place be, but for some reason the crops at this farm are still flourishing despite the drought. We�ll starve if we don�t get food soon. Will you help us rid the farm of these ghosts? 205 MCJO What do I get out of this? 206 MCJO In return for helping us, I�ll tell you where you can find what you seek. 207 MCJO OK, then let's seal the deal. Cut off your right pinky finger. 208 MCJO Then it�s a deal. Show me where this Ghost Farm is. 209 MCJO What?!? Is that how you seal a deal where you�re from? We�re desperate and I believe you�re the only person that could pull this off. So, I guess it�s a small sacrifice, if it�ll save our town. [Jo takes out a knife and proceeds to cut off his right pinky finger!] 210 MCJO [You stop him just in time.] Wait! I see now you were telling the truth and are truly in need of help. I�ll help you. 211 MCJO Now, take your finger and saute it in a light garlic sauce. Very tasty dish! 212 MCJO This farm is about a day�s travel northeast of here. [He pulls out a map and points to a spot northeast of Modoc.] Come back when you�ve found something. 213 MCJO [Jo calmly wraps his hand in a bandage and then proceeds to pull out a shotgun!] Let�s see if you can laugh this off, smart ass! 214 MCJO [BOOM!] 215 MCJO You�ve got to be joking! I�m not going to cut my finger off. I�m desperate, not stupid! Now, do you want the job or not? 216 MCJO OK, I�ll do it anyway. Where�s this farm located? 217 MCJO You�re obviously not desperate enough. I�ll pass. 218 MCJO What was that? Did you say GECK? 219 MCJO Unh. GECK. 220 MCJO Me go. 222 MCJO My name�s Jo. Can you say Jo? No matter; you see that rectangular thing over there? That�s a door. Be careful not to let it hit you on the way out. 223 MCJO [You don�t quite understand everything he�s saying, but you grin and turn to leave.] 224 MCJO [He seems to mull something over for a bit and then smiles and looks up at you.] Maybe we can work out a trade after all. My name is Jo; I run this here trading post. I have some information about GECK. You interested? 225 MCJO [You nod your head up and down.] 226 MCJO [You swing your head left to right.] 227 MCJO Fantastic! There�s this Ghost� er, farm at the edge of town. It�s about a day�s walk northeast of here. Bad things happen there. Make bad things stop, then come back and I�ll tell you about GECK. 228 MCJO I go now. 229 MCJO Well then, we have nothing more to talk about. The door is right over there. 230 MCJO Yup, that�s one big chip on yer shoulder. Why don�t you come back when that chip isn�t quite so big? You have a nice day, and watch out for that door on yer way out. 231 MCJO Well, then -- welcome to Modoc. My name�s Jo and I run this here trading post. We don�t have much; just a few farms, a slaughterhouse, Rose�s Bed and Breakfast, and a tannery. Just enough to produce goods to trade. Although that could all change with this drought. 232 MCJO What can you tell me about the slaughterhouse? 233 MCJO Rose�s Bed and Breakfast? 234 MCJO Tell me about the trading post. 235 MCJO Where�s the tannery? 236 MCJO Can I ask you a few more questions? 237 MCJO The slaughterhouse is run by Grisham and his son Davin. It�s just east of here. He makes the best damn jerky this side of the Rockies. 242 MCJO Rose�s Bed and Breakfast is on the north side of town. Travelers from all over come just to sample her world-famous omelets. Some say her omelets can cure people of what ails them. Frankly, I think that�s just a bunch of nonsense. 247 MCJO Just follow your nose and you�ll find it. Can you smell that foul stench in the air? That's the tanning vats just north of here. If you overlook the smell, you�ll not find a better place to get leather goods. Balthus can work miracles with leather. 252 MCJO Like I said before, my name�s Jo and I run the trading post for Modoc. I organize trade between Modoc and other cities in need of food and leather goods. But with this drought, that could all come to an end real soon. We're getting desperate. 257 MCJO What do you want to talk about? The slaughterhouse, Rose�s Bed and Breakfast, the tannery or the trading post? 262 MCJO Well, spit it out. I can�t help you if you don�t tell me what you�re looking for, and I sure ain�t going to stand here and try to guess what you�re looking for. 263 MCJO I am looking for the holy GECK. 264 MCJO Never mind. 265 MCJO Since I rely heavily on the products of the people of Modoc, I don�t have much to trade for. You know, with the drought and all. You still interested? 266 MCJO Let�s do some business. 267 MCJO No thanks, but can I ask you some more questions? 268 MCJO No, maybe later. I have to go now. 269 MCJO Now that�s a good question. Mostly, I just run this here trading post. But on occasion, I�m the sheriff, mayor, judge, and any other official you can think of. 270 MCJO Wow; you must be a very popular fellow to be entrusted with all those duties. 271 MCJO Thanks for the info; I�ll be going now. 272 MCJO Nah� I just drew the short straw. It seems I was out getting some supplies and when I came back, I found out the townsfolk went and elected me. Seems no one else wanted the job. Except for the occasional argument, I really don�t have to do anything -- which suits me fine. 273 MCJO Can I ask you some more questions? 274 MCJO What! Are you trying to be a wise ass? Everyone knows old Corny lost his gold pocket watch. He even had me search his best friend�s house looking for it. If you know what�s good for you, you�d keep your nose out of this. Good day! 275 MCJO [He takes the message from the Slags.] What�s this? It�s from the people living at the Ghost Farm. This is incredible; have you read� oops, of course you didn�t. There are still some things that need to be worked out between the Slags and Modoc, but it�s much too complex for your tiny brain to understand, so you needn�t worry about it. 276 MCJO GECK now! 277 MCJO Well, that could be a little difficult. You see I really don't know what a GECK is. But, I do know of a place called Gecko, I've never been there myself but I hear it's somewhere east of here. I feel really bad about deceiving you. I wish I could give you more in the way of compensation than this, but the best I can offer you is a discount on goods. I'm not too stocked up right now, but I'm sure things will pick up around here soon and I'd be honored to help stock you up. 278 MCJO Jerk! 280 MCJO I don�t blame you for being mad at me, but I�m not sorry I did it. We needed someone for the job and you fit the bill. All I can say is "thanks," and send you on your way. 282 MCJO Yes� faaarmm. Farm northeast. Go farm. Make bad things go bye-bye. 283 MCJO That�s great! I�ll send some people over immediately to start harvesting the crops. You�ve saved us. 284 MCJO Show GECK! 285 MCJO Slags? Who are they? What�s this? [Jo opens and reads the message.] This is incredible! They�ve been living underground all this time. They say they�d be willing to trade food for medical supplies and other stuff. I don�t know if they can be trusted. After all, they killed Karl and all those other people. What do you think? 286 MCJO All those bodies are fake. Nothing but dummies covered in brahmin innards. They just wanted to keep you from stealing their crops. 287 MCJO They�re extremely sensitive to light. I think a small group of people armed with flares would be able to wipe their whole community out. 288 MCJO I found Karl at the Den. He left because no one would believe him about the ghosts and he was scared. 289 MCJO They�re holding little Jonny hostage! We need to attack now! 290 MCJO Fake! But, I saw the bodies with my own eyes. In any case, Karl is still missing. How do they explain that? I won�t trust them until I�m certain they are on the up and up. 292 MCJO They said the person that moved in some years ago left suddenly. 293 MCJO Karl wouldn�t do that. They probably killed him! No, until I find out what happened to Karl, I don�t think we can trust them. I was hoping it wouldn�t come to this, but we�re just going to have to take over their farm. It�s either us or them. 294 MCJO No wait! Let me try and find out what happened to Karl. There must be an explanation for his disappearance. 295 MCJO I agree we should attack! Their weakness is their eyes. 296 MCJO I didn�t agree to this. I�ve found out what�s happening at the Ghost Farm. Now tell me where I can find the holy GECK. 297 MCJO I�ll give you one month to find out what you can about Karl. If you don�t come back within that time, I�ll mobilize the residents of Modoc and we�ll take the farm by force. 298 MCJO OK, one month! Don�t do anything rash until then. I�ll be back. 299 MCJO I need more time. It�ll be impossible to find him in such a short period of time. 300 MCJO One month, no longer! I told you we were desperate. Our food supply is running critically low. We have enough for one month; after that we all start starving. I�m going to start organizing the townspeople immediately. You best hurry! 301 MCJO Please don�t do anything rash until I return! 302 MCJO [Shocked] The Den! I-I guess we were a little hard on him. I can imagine what he went through at the Ghost Farm, with nobody believing him and all. You say he�s a drunkard now, at the Den? If you could give him the message that we believe him and that he should come home, I would be most appreciative. In the meantime, I believe it�s about time the Slags and the residents of Modoc get acquainted. 303 MCJO I believe I have fulfilled my part of the bargain. How about telling me where I might find the holy GECK? 304 MCJO [Acting a little embarrassed.] Um� well, you see, I don�t really know anything about this holy GECK thing you�re looking for. You have to understand; we were desperate! However, I do know of a place called Gecko. It�s a ways east of here somewheres. If I were a betting man, I would wager your GECK gizmo is located there. I wish I hade more I could give you, but we're still a poor community with not much in the way of offerings. The best I can do is offer you goods at basically my cost. But I'd be honored to help keep you stocked for your journeys when I have the goods and I�m sure any of the other residents would be equally grateful if you asked them. Thank you! You�ve saved us all. 305 MCJO Well, they did kill Karl along with all those other people staked out in front of their farm. OK, let�s do it. You�ve seen their hideout and seem quite capable; will you lead us to victory over those treacherous Slags? 306 MCJO Of course! For such a just cause, I would be happy to help you defeat the Slags. 307 MCJO Maybe this isn�t such a good idea; let�s think of another way. 308 MCJO That�s great; I�ll get the townsfolk together and we�ll meet you there. 309 MCJO You saw Jonny there! We�ve been searching everywhere for him. Those monsters, they�re stealing our children. We won�t be safe until they�re all dead. I�ll get the townspeople together and we�ll storm their hideout. Meet us at the Ghost Farm as soon as you can. 310 MCJO How can you live with yourself? We are in a crisis here and all you can think of are your own selfish needs. Very well, why don�t you go to Gecko; it�s to the east of here somewhere. If anyone knows about this GECK thing, I�m sure they would. Now if you don�t mind, I need to meet with the townspeople so we can figure out what to do. 311 MCJO That�s great. What were those things, anyway? 312 MCJO Just a community of mutants. If they weren�t ghosts before, they are now. 313 MCJO They were ghosts. They�re gone. That�s all you need to know. Now, tell me where I can find the holy GECK. 314 MCJO You mean you just went in and killed everyone?! I didn�t mean for you to do that. You were sent to investigate what was happening at the farm and then return with the information. I think you better leave. 315 MCJO We're going to attack, but only as the last resort. We only have a month's supply of food left before we start to starve. You have until then to find out what is going on. I won't negotiate with them unless I know for certain that they didn't do anything to Karl. 316 MCJO We're going to attack, but only as the last resort. We only have a month's supply of food left before we start to starve. You have until then to find out what is going on. I won't negotiate with them unless I know for certain that they didn't do anything to Karl and I have to know their reason for staking all those people out in front of their farm. I won't deal with savages. 317 MCJO I think you enjoy killing people just a little too much for my taste. I think you'd better leave. 318 MCJO [Shocked] The Den! I-I guess we were a little hard on him. I can imagine what he went through at the Ghost Farm, with nobody believing him and all. You say he�s a drunkard now, at the Den? If you could give him the message that we believe him and that he should come home, I would be most appreciative. 319 MCJO I also found out that all those bodies surrounding the Ghost Farm are fake. Dummies, covered with brahmin guts. 320 MCJO Now will you talk to the leader of the Slags? 321 MCJO That�s all I know for now. 322 MCJO Fake! That�s impossible, I saw them with my own eyes. Blood and gore everywhere. But� I guess it�s possible, we didn�t� I mean� well [Jo�s face turns beat red.] We all kind of turned tail and ran when we saw the bodies. No one actually had the guts to examine them closely. 326 MCJO Yes, I believe the Slags and the people of Modoc will be able to come to some kind of mutually beneficial agreement. Thank you for saving the people of Modoc. 327 MCJO There�s this little thing about my reward? You said you�d tell me where the holy GECK was. 328 MCJO You need to find out who those people staked out in front of the Ghost Farm are. 329 MCJO Karl disappeared from the farm some time ago. Find out what happened to him. 330 MCJO Thanks, I�ll see what I can find out. 331 MCJO We don't want your kind around here. 400 MCJO [Letting him cut his finger off] OK, now I'll help. 410 MCJO What's the big white building in the middle of town? 500 MCJO Oh, that's our town church. The people of Modoc built it to show their faith. Lately, there hasn't been much to be thankful for, so nobody attends the sermons anymore. 600 MCJO Dearly Beloved: We are gathered here... 602 MCJO [Jo turns some pages in his book.] 603 MCJO OK, um... Before we begin, is there anyone in this room know any reason why these two here before us should not be joined in holy matrimony? 604 MCJO Do you 605 MCJO take 606 MCJO to be your lawfully wedded 607 MCJO Then by frontier law, I pronounce you attached. You may now kiss the bride. 608 MCJO Then by frontier law, I pronounce you attached. You brides may now kiss. 609 MCJO Then by frontier law, I pronounce you attached. You may now kiss the other. 625 MCJO husband? 626 MCJO wife? 627 MCJO uhhh... other? Yes, lawfully wedded other? 628 MCJO other? 629 MCJO Miria 630 MCJO Davin 800 MCJO We're gonna attack the Slags in 801 MCJO days unless you can convince me otherwise. 802 MCJO We're gonna attack the Slags tomorrow unless you can convince me otherwise. 803 MCJO We're attacking the Slags immediately! Are you in or out? 804 MCJO Count me in! 805 MCJO I've had enough of this, count me out! 806 MCJO Let's attack now. The Slags have shown they can't be trusted. 820 MCJO What can I do to help? 821 MCJO I want no part of this. I've fulfilled my end of the bargain. Tell me where the GECK is. 850 MCJO I'll be back when I find out what happened to Karl. 900 MCJO Thanks again, my friend, for saving our little town. 925 MCJO You're welcome. See you again. 100 MCJOHNNY A small boy 101 MCJOHNNY Jonny 102 MCJOHNNY Blonde hair, blue eyes, your typical all American looking kid. 150 MCJOHNNY Waaaaa! 151 MCJOHNNY I want my dog back! 152 MCJOHNNY Whimper� 153 MCJOHNNY Stranger! 154 MCJOHNNY If Laddie went to Jonny Laddie! I�ve missed you girl. Thank you for bringing my dog back to me. 155 MCJOHNNY Hello, I haven�t seen you around here before. 156 MCJOHNNY Is your name Jonny? 157 MCJOHNNY What�s your name little boy? 158 MCJOHNNY Tell me your name you little monster. 159 MCJOHNNY Would you like some candy little kid. 160 MCJOHNNY Hello again. 161 MCJOHNNY Is your name Jonny? 162 MCJOHNNY What�s your name little boy? 163 MCJOHNNY Tell me your name you little monster. 164 MCJOHNNY Would you like some candy little kid. 165 MCJOHNNY Hello again. 166 MCJOHNNY Your mother and father have sent me to find you. 167 MCJOHNNY Would you like some candy little kid. 168 MCJOHNNY Have you talked to Vegeir about me going home? 169 MCJOHNNY Yes. He says he wants your parents to come down and get you. 170 MCJOHNNY No, not yet. 171 MCJOHNNY My dad said Laddie went with you to look for me. Where is she? I miss her. 172 MCJOHNNY I�m sorry Jonny. Laddie died while we were searching for you. 173 MCJOHNNY Rose said she would look after your dog. 174 MCJOHNNY My name is Jonny. What�s yours? 175 MCJOHNNY My name is 176 MCJOHNNY . 177 MCJOHNNY My name�s not important. 178 MCJOHNNY My name�s Jonny and I don�t like you. 179 MCJOHNNY [He points to you and starts screaming.] Stranger! Stranger! Stranger! 180 MCJOHNNY Very nice to meet you . 181 MCJOHNNY Your mother and father have sent me to find you. 182 MCJOHNNY See you around kid. 183 MCJOHNNY That�s swell! I wanted to go home, but Vegeir says his people can�t travel that far above ground and couldn�t take me�Not that I doubt you, but what�s my father�s name? 184 MCJOHNNY Farrel 185 MCJOHNNY Cornelius 186 MCJOHNNY Balthas 187 MCJOHNNY Davin 188 MCJOHNNY Joshua 189 MCJOHNNY Don�t you trust me Jonny? 190 MCJOHNNY Hmm�.no. Thank you, for bringing my dog back to me, but I have to go now. Bye. 191 MCJOHNNY It was sure nice meeting you, but I have to go now. Bye. 192 MCJOHNNY That�s right! Yipee! I�m going home. Ask Vegeir if it�s all right for you to take me home. He�s been so nice to me, I don�t want to leave until he says it�s all right. Please hurry, I�m homesick. 193 MCJOHNNY Okay mister, I believe you. Ask Vegeir it�s all right for you to take me home. He�s been so nice to me, I don�t want to leave until he says it�s all right. 194 MCJOHNNY Okay miss, I believe you. Ask Vegeir it�s all right for you to take me home. He�s been so nice to me, I don�t want to leave until he says it�s all right. 195 MCJOHNNY No. I�m going to go play with my friends now. Bye. 196 MCJOHNNY I�m not supposed to talk to strangers. Bye. 197 MCJOHNNY Yes it is! How did you know? Laddie must have told you. She�s such a smart dog. 198 MCJOHNNY Your mother and father have sent me to find you. 199 MCJOHNNY You�re coming with me kid. There�s a reward for bringing you back. 200 MCJOHNNY Yes, I think that�s best. Although I trust you, I�m sure Vegeir just wants to make sure I get home safely. Thank you for your help. 201 MCJOHNNY Please hurry. I want to go home. 202 MCJOHNNY No! I don�t believe you! Give me back my dog! [Waaaaa!] 100 MCJONNY A small boy. 101 MCJONNY Jonny. 102 MCJONNY Blonde hair, blue eyes; your typical all-American looking kid. 150 MCJONNY Waaaaa! 151 MCJONNY I want my dog back! 152 MCJONNY Whimper� 153 MCJONNY Stranger! 154 MCJONNY Laddie! I�ve missed you, boy. Thank you for bringing my dog back to me. 155 MCJONNY Hello, I haven�t seen you around here before. 156 MCJONNY Is your name Jonny? 157 MCJONNY What�s your name, little boy? 158 MCJONNY Tell me your name, you little monster. 159 MCJONNY Would you like some candy, little kid? 160 MCJONNY Hello again. 166 MCJONNY Your mother and father have sent me to find you. 168 MCJONNY Have you talked to Vegeir about me going home? 169 MCJONNY Yes. He says he wants your parents to come down and get you. 170 MCJONNY No, not yet. 171 MCJONNY My dad said Laddie went with you to look for me. Where is he? I miss him. 172 MCJONNY I�m sorry Jonny. Laddie died while we were searching for you. 173 MCJONNY Rose said she would look after your dog. 174 MCJONNY My name is Jonny. What�s yours? 175 MCJONNY My name is 176 MCJONNY . 177 MCJONNY My name�s not important. 178 MCJONNY My name�s Jonny, and I don�t like you. 179 MCJONNY [He points to you and starts screaming.] Stranger! Stranger! Stranger! 180 MCJONNY Very nice to meet you 181 MCJONNY . 182 MCJONNY See you around, kid. 183 MCJONNY That�s swell! I wanted to go home, but Vegeir says his people can�t travel that far above ground and wouldn'ttake me� Not that I doubt you, but what�s my father�s name? 184 MCJONNY Farrel. 185 MCJONNY Cornelius. 186 MCJONNY Balthas. 187 MCJONNY Davin. 188 MCJONNY Joshua. 189 MCJONNY Don�t you trust me, Jonny? 190 MCJONNY Hmm� no. Thank you for bringing my dog back to me, but I have to go now. Bye. 191 MCJONNY It was sure nice meeting you, but I have to go now. Bye. 192 MCJONNY That�s right! Yipee! I�m going home. Ask Vegeir if it�s all right for you to take me home. He�s been so nice to me, I don�t want to leave until he says it�s all right. Please hurry; I�m homesick. 193 MCJONNY Okay mister, I believe you. Ask Vegeir it�s all right for you to take me home. He�s been so nice to me, I don�t want to leave until he says it�s all right. 194 MCJONNY Okay miss, I believe you. Ask Vegeir it�s all right for you to take me home. He�s been so nice to me, I don�t want to leave until he says it�s all right. 195 MCJONNY No. I�m going to go play with my friends now. Bye. 196 MCJONNY I�m not supposed to talk to strangers. Bye. 197 MCJONNY Yes it is! How did you know? Laddie must have told you. She�s such a smart dog. 199 MCJONNY You�re coming with me, kid. There�s a reward for bringing you back. 200 MCJONNY Yes, I think that�s best. Although I trust you, I�m sure Vegeir just wants to make sure I get home safely. Thank you for your help. 201 MCJONNY Please hurry. I want to go home. 202 MCJONNY No! I don�t believe you! Give me back my dog! [Waaaaa!] 203 MCJONNY Oh no! Don�t you know Rose uses dog in her dishes!? Laddie is probably a burger by now. 300 MCJONNY Laddie!!! 400 MCJONNY Thanks for saving me, mister. 401 MCJONNY It's nice to be home! 402 MCJONNY Wahoo... 403 MCJONNY You know, I'm not afraid of the dark anymore! 100 MCKARL One very drunk person. [He has a sign that says "Will work for food."] 101 MCKARL Karl. 102 MCKARL He is so filthy that you notice some wildflowers growing out of his hair. 150 MCKARL Here, have a beer. 151 MCKARL Here, have a bottle of booze. 152 MCKARL Here, have a Nuka-Cola. 153 MCKARL Hey. 154 MCKARL Hey! 155 MCKARL HEY!! 156 MCKARL The ghosts won�t be able to find me here� [sob] 157 MCKARL It�s good to be home again. 159 MCKARL It�s Karl; he�s passed out. 160 MCKARL He�s going to have to sleep it off. 161 MCKARL Ah! The ghosts from the farm have come to gets me! 162 MCKARL Spare some change for (hic) an out-of-work farmer? 163 MCKARL Sure thing, fella; how much do you need? 164 MCKARL How about I buy you a hot meal? 165 MCKARL Sorry, I don�t have any money. 166 MCKARL What�s your story? 167 MCKARL Here cha-ange? 168 MCKARL Jooky. 169 MCKARL Oh, kind and generous person. (hic) How can Karl help you today? (hic) [He takes off his cap and holds out his hand.] 170 MCKARL Here. Here's $100. 173 MCKARL Sorry, I don�t have anything for you. Bye. 174 MCKARL Do you know where I can find a GECK? 175 MCKARL You mentioned something about a garden earlier. Tell me more. 178 MCKARL Me go. 179 MCKARL Hey cheapskate! (hic) Come on, I know you gots money� (hic) Just some spare change then� (hic) something, anything! Show some compassion. 180 MCKARL Here. Here's $25. 184 MCKARL Here. Here's $1. 185 MCKARL Here money. 186 MCKARL No money. 187 MCKARL What do you want? 188 MCKARL [Tell Karl about what Jo said.] 189 MCKARL Ghosts, Karl� they�re everywhere. Look, there�s one now! 190 MCKARL Gibba gibba. 191 MCKARL You here (hic) to have fun with poor Karl again? (hic) Well, what are you waiting for? (hic) Let�s get this over with! 198 MCKARL [In a slurred voice.] Mighty kind of ya� (hic) A $1000 otta gets me by. 199 MCKARL Sure, here you go. 200 MCKARL For how long, a year? No way; here�s $25. 201 MCKARL You must take me for a fool. I�m out of here. 202 MCKARL [Karl�s mouth drops open in surprise] Thanks! You�re a (hic) very generous person� (hic) If thars anything ya needs (hic) just come see me. By the way, (hic) me name's Karl. 203 MCKARL Sure, Karl; now that you mention it, I�m looking for an item called a GECK. Any clues as to where I might find one? 204 MCKARL I�ll keep that in mind. Take care of yourself, Karl. 205 MCKARL What kinds of person are ya? (hic) Playing tricks on a poor homeless farm-(hic)-er. Leave me alone! 206 MCKARL Yeah� (hic) Some sort of lizard (hic) I hear. Never seen one, though. 207 MCKARL No, I�m looking for a GECK, not a gecko. 208 MCKARL Never mind. Thanks for the info. 209 MCKARL Oh! Ya means gecko� (hic) Yeah, it�s a liz-(hic)-ard about so big. [Karl holds his hands out to show the size. You can�t tell, but the lizard is either 3 inches long or 3 feet long.] 210 MCKARL Let me try to explain. I�m not looking for a lizard called a gecko. I�m looking for an object called a GECK. 212 MCKARL Why didn�t you say so? (hic) I know where to get it� (hic) Garden of� [Karl falls flat on his face and passes out.] 213 MCKARL [Maybe when Karl wakes up, you can talk to him again.] 214 MCKARL Bless you! (hic) Ya saved me life. 215 MCKARL I�m looking for a GECK; can you help me? 216 MCKARL Don�t mention it. I�ll see you around, Karl. 217 MCKARL Um� (hic) I�m not real hungry right now� (hic) How about if you give me the money and I�ll get it later? (hic) 219 MCKARL You shyster. I�ll bet you use the money you collect to buy chems, don�t you? 220 MCKARL Shi� shy� shick� Whatever you just sed? (hic) Take that back� (hic) Whatever it means, it can�t be good. 221 MCKARL [Before you can reply, Karl falls forward and passes out.] 222 MCKARL Thaaaats okay� (hic) I don�t suppose you have any liquid refresh-(hic)-ment. It get�s mighty (hic) cold out here at night. 224 MCKARL You are truly (hic) my bestest friend in this whole (hic) cursed world. [Karl proceeds to drink the liquid refreshment, at which point he then passes out] 225 MCKARL Oh well, maybe you�ll be able to talk to Karl later. 226 MCKARL You are truly (hic) my bestest friend in this whole (hic) cursed world. [Karl opens the bottle and proceeds to drink -- and then proceeds to yark all over you.] Ptui! What the?! Are you trying to poison me or something?! Get out of here! 227 MCKARL Why, thank (hic) you; you�re so (hic) kind. Why don�t I help you with that heavy purse? [Karl reaches into your purse and takes half your money.] Very kind of you (hic) if you needs anything, don�t hesitate to ask. 228 MCKARL GECK? 229 MCKARL I go. 230 MCKARL Jooky� hic� It�s a party in a can. 231 MCKARL Maybe later, then. 232 MCKARL Gee... (hic) ...thanks. Maybe I can buy a (hic) bullet to shoot myself with. (hic) Course I�d have to save (hic) up for the gun. 233 MCKARL You mean� I can go home? No more ghosts? [Karl breaks down and cries. Boy, nothing like seeing a grown man cry.] Thank you, I can finally go home again! 234 MCKARL Where?! Nooooooooo! They�ve found me! 235 MCKARL Why yes, I had the biggest garden (hic) a person could want. Except (hic) where I�m from, we calls it a farm� 236 MCKARL Don�t you remember? We were talking about the GECK, and you mentioned a garden. 237 MCKARL Forget it, this is going nowhere. 238 MCKARL Hey! (hic) You�re kind a cute! Let�s me and you go out back (hic) and gets better acquainted. I can pay� I�ve got a $1000. [Karl leers suggestively to you.] 239 MCKARL You do know you�re talking to a man, don�t you? 240 MCKARL Sure, but it�ll cost you $1000. 241 MCKARL Thanks for the offer, but I�d rather talk about finding a GECK. 242 MCKARL Not on your life! 243 MCKARL Yer sooo purty... (hic) If you don�t says anything, I won�t. (hic) 244 MCKARL [You can hardly keep from gagging.] I�ve got to go. 245 MCKARL OK, $1000. 246 MCKARL [You and Karl slip out back for a quickie. To your surprise, you find that you enjoyed it.] 247 MCKARL [He sobers up quickly and begins to tell his tale.] I used to be an upstanding citizen before coming here. I was a peaceful farmer that worked the fields as hard as any man -- until they started showing up at night. All glowing, with pasty white skins... Spooked the hell out of me, it did. Night after night they showed up and stole crops and cattle alike; I could do nothing to stop them. I know what you�re gonna say - "Why didn�t you ask for help?" I tell ya, I did! Nobody would believe me, they thought I was crazy. Finally, it just became too much for me. I COULDN�T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I just up and left and came here -- and here I�ve been ever since. [Karl starts to weep uncontrollably. You decide to leave him with his misery.] 248 MCKARL Oh jeez. I must have dropped my money along the way. Here's $ 249 MCKARL . 250 MCKARL Zzz 251 MCKARL Zzzzzz 252 MCKARL Zzzzzzzzz 253 MCKARL Zzzzzzzzzzzz 254 MCKARL Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 255 MCKARL *snort* *grunt* *snort* 260 MCKARL Oh jeez. I must have dropped my money along the way. Here's $ 261 MCKARL . It's all I've got. 262 MCKARL Oh jeez. I must have dropped my money along the way. Sorry, it was fun anyway. 300 MCKARL I'm going home, thanks to you! 100 MCKILDOG :: Bark :: 101 MCKILDOG :: Bark Bark :: 100 MCLADDIE Looks to be a border collie. 101 MCLADDIE Laddie. 102 MCLADDIE This dog seems to be really alert and intelligent. 103 MCLADDIE You have no doubt that this dog is probably smarter than you are. 150 MCLADDIE Woof! 151 MCLADDIE Woof! Woof! 152 MCLADDIE Woof! Woof! Woof! 153 MCLADDIE [This dog seems highly agitated.] 154 MCLADDIE Nice doggie. 155 MCLADDIE Do you know where Jonny is, boy? 156 MCLADDIE Stay here, Laddie 157 MCLADDIE Let�s go find Jonny. 158 MCLADDIE Did Jonny fall down the well, Laddie? 159 MCLADDIE What�s the matter boy, are you trying to tell me something? 160 MCLADDIE Grrrr! [Laddie takes a vicious bite at you.] 161 MCLADDIE [Hmm� For some reason he doesn�t like you.] 162 MCLADDIE Woof! Woof! Woof! [Laddie jumps on you and starts to lick your face.] 163 MCLADDIE [What a nice doggy.] 164 MCLADDIE Woof? [You can almost hear the dog laughing at you.] 165 MCLADDIE [Nobody likes a smart ass.] 167 MCLADDIE Is Jonny someplace close by in Modoc? 168 MCLADDIE Did Jonny leave Modoc? 169 MCLADDIE Was Jonny abducted by aliens? 170 MCLADDIE I don�t have time to play, Laddie; we need to find Jonny. Let�s go. 171 MCLADDIE Near the slaughterhouse? 172 MCLADDIE Near the tannery? 173 MCLADDIE Near the trading post? 174 MCLADDIE Near the well? 175 MCLADDIE Maybe someplace else, then? 177 MCLADDIE Near Rose�s Bed and Breakfast? 180 MCLADDIE Did he go north? 181 MCLADDIE Did he go south? 182 MCLADDIE Did he go east? 183 MCLADDIE Did he go west? 186 MCLADDIE Woof? 187 MCLADDIE Okay, Okay� Maybe someplace else, then? 190 MCLADDIE He was playing cowboys and Indians when he accidentally fell down the well and you want me to get a rope and go down and rescue him. Okay, let's go, Laddie. [Astounding!] 191 MCLADDIE He was playing cowboys and Indians when he accidentally fell down the well and you want me to use my rope and go down and rescue him. Okay, let's go, Laddie. [Astounding!] 195 MCLADDIE OK, I�ll get a rope and climb down the well to rescue Jonny. 100 MCMIRIA Oh my! A very shapely and seductive looking woman. 101 MCMIRIA Miria. 102 MCMIRIA You�re not sure, but the measurements 36-24-36 come to mind. 150 MCMIRIA Bitch! 151 MCMIRIA How dare you show your face around here! 152 MCMIRIA That�s just sick! 153 MCMIRIA I hope you two are happy together. 154 MCMIRIA Why, hello there, stranger. I�m Miria. 155 MCMIRIA I am so pleased you came back. What can I DO for you now? 156 MCMIRIA What do you do around here? 157 MCMIRIA What can you tell me about the slaughterhouse? 158 MCMIRIA Heard any good rumors? 159 MCMIRIA Hubba! Hubba! 160 MCMIRIA If I weren�t so bored, I�d say no. So ask away. 164 MCMIRIA Rumor has it that Farrel stole the watch. 165 MCMIRIA Why would Farrel steal the watch? 166 MCMIRIA Isn�t Farrel Cornelius�s best friend? 167 MCMIRIA Tell me some more rumors. 168 MCMIRIA Because poor people tend to steal to make ends meet. Farrel definitely falls in the poor category, and that would explain the new tools he bought soon after Cornelius�s watch disappeared. 170 MCMIRIA Can I ask you a few more questions? 171 MCMIRIA Yes, they were thick as thieves, those two. Which is why I think Farrel stole the watch. Who else but Farrel would have the access and the opportunity to steal Cornelius�s watch? 174 MCMIRIA Nothing to tell. My family runs the slaughterhouse. People from all around bring their brahmin here for slaughter. After they are slaughtered and the meat treated, it is sold to traders who in turn sell it to merchants in various towns. All very boring, if you ask me. 176 MCMIRIA Have you come to the right place! This town is so boring, there�s nothing else to do but gossip and� [She keeps talking for awhile and sometime later you�re able to get a word in.] 177 MCMIRIA What else do you want to know? 178 MCMIRIA What do you know about the Cornelius�s missing watch? 179 MCMIRIA You mentioned something about Rose? 180 MCMIRIA What�s this about a mutated brahmin? 181 MCMIRIA Tell me about Davin. 182 MCMIRIA Let�s talk about something else. 183 MCMIRIA Ah, Rose. The proprietor of Rose's Bed and Breakfast. Now, you didn�t hear it from me, but have you ever wondered why her �coop� is so well protected? She says it�s to protect her chickens from predators, but if you look closely it looks as if she�s trying to keep something in rather than out. Plus, whoever heard of chickens laying twelve pound eggs? 184 MCMIRIA Tell me more rumors. 186 MCMIRIA It�s really strange, but I hear some ranchers say that every once in a while a brahmin will give birth to a calf with only one head. Talk about weird! 189 MCMIRIA He�s family; I don�t spread rumors about my own family. 192 MCMIRIA Who, me? I do odd jobs here and there. Surely nothing worth talking about. [She flutters her eyes at you.] 193 MCMIRIA I really would like to know more about you. 194 MCMIRIA You're right, enough talk. Let's get it on! You know you want it. 196 MCMIRIA I�m really touched. Nobody ever tries to get to know me better. All they want is sex, sex, sex! I get so tired of having wild sex all the time. I�m so glad you�re not like the others. 197 MCMIRIA You slut! I thought you were special for a moment. 198 MCMIRIA You know, I�m just a normal guy like everyone else. Why, my friends say, " 199 MCMIRIA you�re just so cool because you�re normal just like everyone else." Yep, normal that�s me. 200 MCMIRIA Well, I�ve never known anyone as interesting as you are. 202 MCMIRIA Want what? Just what are you implying? 203 MCMIRIA I think you know what I�m talking about, baby. You know this is what you want. [You smile and start to undress.] 204 MCMIRIA Forget it; I�m sorry. I didn�t mean to imply anything. 205 MCMIRIA How dare you call me a slut! Let me tell you, I am very picky about the people I sleep with. Why, I have only slept with 10 or 20 people this month! I think this conversation is over! 206 MCMIRIA How disappointing. You are just like everyone else, aren�t you? 208 MCMIRIA No. I don�t think so. I�m tired of this conversation. Good bye. 209 MCMIRIA [She blushes] Stop, you�re embarrassing me. You are just the sweetest thing. Why don�t come over here and sit by me. 210 MCMIRIA I think this going too far. Can�t we just talk? 211 MCMIRIA I thought you�d never ask. Why don�t we get a little more comfortable. 212 MCMIRIA All right! You know what I want, baby! 213 MCMIRIA You are a slut, aren�t you! 214 MCMIRIA I can�t take this anymore! You�re perfect. [She rips off her clothes, your clothes, and then�] 215 MCMIRIA [Your world will never be the same again.] 216 MCMIRIA That better not mean what I think that means. 217 MCMIRIA Aoooga! 218 MCMIRIA Urg? 219 MCMIRIA Yup! That�s what I thought. It�s funny how Neanderthal and civilized speech crosses roads on this subject. [You don�t even see it coming. But you�re sure the red hand print on your face will disappear some day.] 250 MCMIRIA Help, Daddy! Get him away! 251 MCMIRIA Get away! 260 MCMIRIA Help, Daddy! Get her away! 400 MCMIRIA Daddy! 401 MCMIRIA Uh oh! 402 MCMIRIA I surely do! 410 MCMIRIA Uhh... 411 MCMIRIA Uhhh... Continue please... 412 MCMIRIA I sure the hell� 413 MCMIRIA Um� I do. 450 MCMIRIA Uhhh, I think daddy's the one you should be talking too. 500 MCMIRIA Great, I guess this means I have to run this dump now. 1000 MCMIRIA What'll we do now, baby? 1001 MCMIRIA What'll we do now, honey? 1002 MCMIRIA What'll we do now, pooky? 1003 MCMIRIA What'll we do now, lover? 1004 MCMIRIA What'll we do now, sugar bottom? 1005 MCMIRIA No, no, no... Not that kind of distance! I need you to step back a few when we're walking around. 1006 MCMIRIA Relax baby, just give me more space when we're walking around. 1007 MCMIRIA I'll try harder, butter cakes. It's just hard to get "us" time out here in this wasteland. 1008 MCMIRIA My stuff is your stuff. 1009 MCMIRIA Okay, muffin, but do we have to stop with just the armor? 1010 MCMIRIA Sharp weapons like knives get me excited although I can use weapons like an SMG in a pinch if I need to. Just don't expect me to actually hit anything. 1020 MCMIRIA We need to talk about the distance between us. 1100 MCMIRIA I'm completely healed and ready to go. 1200 MCMIRIA Hardly more than a scratch left on me now. 1300 MCMIRIA Well, I'm mostly healed -- but I could use more healing when we get a chance. 1400 MCMIRIA I healed myself as much as I could but I'm still pretty badly hurt. 1500 MCMIRIA No, baby; I wanna come with you. 1600 MCMIRIA Sure thing, I'll put it away. 1800 MCMIRIA No, no, sweet pea. I need to be close to you. 1900 MCMIRIA But then I wouldn't be near to you, sugar lumps. 100 MCPERSON You see a townsperson. 200 MCPERSON I sure hope it rains soon. 201 MCPERSON Our crops are dying from lack of water. 202 MCPERSON Even the wells have gone dry. 203 MCPERSON Not a cloud in the sky. 204 MCPERSON I'm thinking of moving away from here. 205 MCPERSON Modoc used to be a prosperous farming community. 206 MCPERSON Life in Modoc is slow. Just the way I like it. 220 MCPERSON I hear that people have seen glowing figures during the night hours at the Ghost Farm. 221 MCPERSON Did you hear? They found some idiot to go and investigate the Ghost Farm. 222 MCPERSON I've been to the Ghost Farm. Scary! 223 MCPERSON Daytime is the best time to go to the Ghost Farm. 224 MCPERSON Karl used to live at the Ghost Farm. Now he probably haunts it. 225 MCPERSON People shouldn't mess with the supernatural. 226 MCPERSON Why would ghosts grow food? 240 MCPERSON They found out the people living at the Ghost Farm call themselves Slags. 241 MCPERSON What kind of name is Slag? 242 MCPERSON I don't trust the Slags. 243 MCPERSON Maybe I could trust the Slags if I knew what happened to Karl. 260 MCPERSON I'll meet you down at the Ghost Farm. 261 MCPERSON We're gonna kill a bunch of murderous Slags. 262 MCPERSON I hope we're doing the right thing. 263 MCPERSON We should attack during the daytime, while they're asleep. 280 MCPERSON The Slags were just like us... 281 MCPERSON We even killed the women and children of the Slags. 282 MCPERSON I feel dirty. 283 MCPERSON The blood stains won't come off my hands! 284 MCPERSON I hope no one finds out what we did. 285 MCPERSON What we did to the Slags was wrong. 300 MCPERSON Did you hear? A powerful priest exorcised the ghosts from the farm. 301 MCPERSON The harvest from the Ghost Farm should keep us fed for another year. 302 MCPERSON There's not a drop of water at the Ghost Farm. 303 MCPERSON Maybe the soil at the Ghost Farm is magic. How else could the crops grow without water? 304 MCPERSON Maybe the ghosts used blood to feed their crops. 305 MCPERSON I think the ghosts were stealing our water. 306 MCPERSON I bet things will return to normal around here, now that the ghosts are gone. 320 MCPERSON We're gonna trade with the Slags. 321 MCPERSON The Slags have offered to supply water to Modoc during the drought. 322 MCPERSON You're the one that helped us, aren't you? You're a hero! 323 MCPERSON You've saved the town of Modoc. 100 MCPROTEC You see a Slag guard. 150 MCPROTEC Surrender or die! 151 MCPROTEC I surrender. 152 MCPROTEC Die! 153 MCPROTEC Ug! 154 MCPROTEC If you need to see Vegeir, we can escort you to him. 155 MCPROTEC Not now. I'll see Vegeir later. 156 MCPROTEC Yes, I need to see Vegeir immediately. 160 MCPROTEC You're dumber than dirt, aren't you! If you want to see Vegeir, you can just go find him yourself. 200 MCPROTEC I don't trust "surfacers.' 201 MCPROTEC Vegeir said not to harm you...YET! 202 MCPROTEC We are charged with protecting our people. 203 MCPROTEC I'm watching you. 220 MCPROTEC I guess you're OK... for a "surfacer.' 221 MCPROTEC Maybe we can get along with the "surfacers." 100 MCROSE A pleasantly plump woman. 101 MCROSE Rose. 102 MCROSE Her gray hair is done up in a loose bun, and she walks with a slight waddle. You can�t help but feel relaxed around her. 150 MCROSE I�m sorry, we�re closed. There�s been a death in the family. [sniff] 151 MCROSE Hey! I�m the only one allowed to go through the lost and found box. 152 MCROSE I�m beginning to think you�re a thief! 153 MCROSE Thief! Thief! Thief! 154 MCROSE Welcome to Rose�s Bed and Breakfast. My, aren�t you the strapping young man. What can Rose help you with today? 155 MCROSE Welcome to Rose�s Bed and Breakfast. Oh my, what a pretty young lady you are. What can Rose do for you today? 156 MCROSE I�m starved! What do you have to eat around here? 157 MCROSE I�d like to rent a room for the night. 158 MCROSE You must hear things working here. Mind if I ask you a few questions? 159 MCROSE [You smack your lips with a loud POP] 160 MCROSE Glad to see you again! What can I do for you? 165 MCROSE Oh my! It�s you. Everyone is talking about how you risked your life for us, and solved the mystery of the Ghost Farm. Know that you are always welcome here, and of course all your meals are on the house. You may also rummage through the lost and found box and take whatever you wish as a special reward. 166 MCROSE It�s the hero of Modoc! Welcome back. 167 MCROSE I�d really love to have one of your delicious omelets right about now. 168 MCROSE That�s what I like to hear. A growing young boy needs to eat to keep up his strength, and I can tell you haven�t been eating properly. You just sit right down and look at the menu. 169 MCROSE And so you should be. When was the last time you had a good meal, young lady? Why, you�re as thin as a rail. You just look at the menu and tell Rose what you would like to eat. 170 MCROSE Brahmin fries. [$5] 171 MCROSE Wasteland omelet. [$25] 172 MCROSE Water. [$1000] 173 MCROSE Brahmin dogs. [$5] 174 MCROSE Canis burgers. [$7] 175 MCROSE Shepherd�s stew. [$3] 176 MCROSE No thank you; I�m not hungry right now. 177 MCROSE Oh, I�m sorry, but you don�t seem to have enough money. Why don�t you come back later? 178 MCROSE But I�m starving! Maybe I can order something cheaper. 179 MCROSE Wait! Can I ask you a few questions? 180 MCROSE Back for some more, I see. You must really like brahmin fries. I�m sorry; since you hold the record, you can�t enter the contest again until somebody else breaks your score. 181 MCROSE Brahmin fries it is, then. We have a contest on who can eat the most Brahmin fries; so far, the record is 36. If you break the record, you don�t have to pay the tab for your meal. You look like you�d be able to beat the record with no problem. Are you interested in trying? 182 MCROSE That�s okay, I�m willing to pay to eat your delicious fried brahmin scrotum. 183 MCROSE I�m so hungry I can probably double that score. Bring it on. 184 MCROSE No thanks; just one order, please. 185 MCROSE Oh, that�s just grand. Each order consists of 10 pieces. I�ll have to ask you for the money up front. I�ll refund it as soon as you break the record. That�ll be $20, please. 186 MCROSE I don�t have that much. Why don�t I try for the record later? I�ll just get one order. Thanks. 187 MCROSE Sure, I�ll get it back when I break the record. 188 MCROSE [Rose takes the money and comes back with a heaping platter of brahmin fries. They are not quite what you expected. They appear to be about the size of golf balls, covered in batter and fried in oil to a deep, golden brown. You take a tentative bite of one of the fries. These are delicious! You start into the meal with zeal.] 189 MCROSE [At around the 34th fry, you start to feel the effects of overeating. A crowd has gathered to witness the historic event of the old record being broken. In an attempt to regain your composure, you strike up a conversation with Rose.] 190 MCROSE [You pop a fry into your mouth.] �Mmff� splt� mnch�� Don�t talk with your mouth full, dear. [You swallow.] 191 MCROSE How do you prepare these? If it�s not a secret or anything, I know some people back home who would love these. 192 MCROSE Oh, it�s no secret. You just dip them in batter, add some salt and fry in grease. [You pop another one in your mouth.] 193 MCROSE How do you prepare the brahmin meat? It has such a unique texture. [You pop yet another one in your mouth. These are good!] 194 MCROSE That�s 37! You just broke the record! [The crowd cheers!] 195 MCROSE [You feel like you�ve gotten you�re second wind and pop another fry into your mouth.] 196 MCROSE [The crowd yells, "38!"] Well, what makes ours taste so special is that you have to harvest it while the brahmin is still alive. You just grab the brahmin by the scrotum and �snip� four with one cut. You�ve got be careful; the brahmin usually gets riled up at that point. 197 MCROSE [The 38th brahmin tidbit must have been going at the speed of light as it is suddenly and forcefully propelled from your mouth.] 198 MCROSE We can�t count that last one, but you broke the record at 37! Here�s your money back. Congratulations! 199 MCROSE [You feel sick.] 200 MCROSE Ah, that�s my specialty. I hope you�re hungry; I guarantee you�ve never tasted an omelet like this one anywhere. [She leaves and returns with the biggest damn omelet you�ve ever seen.] 201 MCROSE [You feel revitalized after such a big meal.] 202 MCROSE [She quickly disappears behind the counter and returns with your order.] 203 MCROSE Can I ask you a few questions? 204 MCROSE I�m sorry, sweetie, I�m quite busy serving customers. Maybe if you ordered something I�ll have time to chat with you between orders. 205 MCROSE In that case, I�m starving. What do you have to eat? 206 MCROSE Sure, but make it quick, dear. I don�t want to keep the other customers waiting. 207 MCROSE What can you tell me about Cornelius�s missing watch? 208 MCROSE Have you ever heard of a GECK? 209 MCROSE What do you know about the Ghost Farm? 210 MCROSE I�ve never seen an omelet the size of the one you served me. What kind of animal lays such a large egg? 211 MCROSE What�s a canis burger made of? 212 MCROSE Oh dear! Have you been talking to my husband Cornelius? This whole business with the watch is just terrible. Cornelius has got the whole town believing that his best friend, Farrel, took his watch. If you�ve talked to him, I�m sure you�ve noticed his mind isn�t quite functioning properly. I�m pretty sure the poor dear just left the watch somewhere and forgot where. 213 MCROSE Now, if you don�t need anything else, I have other customers to serve. 214 MCROSE Can I ask you a few more questions? 215 MCROSE One moment, I�m still hungry. 216 MCROSE Did you say GECK? No, I can�t say that I have. I have heard of good soup recipe that requires three geckos. But no, I haven�t heard of anything about a GECK. 217 MCROSE [She shivers involuntarily.] Stay away from there! I�ve heard tales from travelers about rotting bodies tied to stakes, and glowing shapes moving through the fields at night. I don�t know how much of this is true, but I do know a while back Karl moved out there and hasn�t been seen since. 218 MCROSE Ah, you�ve had the desert omelet. Delicious, wasn�t it? Some people say it has healing properties. [She looks around nervously.] Oh! Some customers just came in. I�ll be right back. [Hmm� She never answered your question.] 220 MCROSE Our burgers are made of nothing but the choicest, select, grade-A dog. The meat is ground up and made into half-pound patties. And to give it that unique smoky flavor, they are slow grilled over dried brahmin dung. 221 MCROSE You poor thing. You look half starved. Come sit down and let Rose get you something to eat. [She leaves and returns with a large omelet.] Now, you don�t move from that spot until you finish every bit of that. 222 MCROSE Sorry, we�re full up. A large caravan has all the rooms rented. 225 MCROSE Really!? You must be really thirsty. I raised the price to discourage customers from ordering it. Drinking water is at a premium out here, with the lack of rain and the well drying up. Do you still want some? 226 MCROSE Yes! I need water desperately. 227 MCROSE Actually, I�m really hungry. 228 MCROSE I�m sorry, we stopped serving omelets. Some fool broke into our coop and killed our� chicken. 229 MCROSE I�m really hungry, so let�s see what else you have. 230 MCROSE I was really looking forward to your world-famous omelet. I guess I�ll go hungry. 231 MCROSE Ahh! Oogie! 100 MCSBLBOY You see a scruffy little lad hard at work caring for the brahmin. 101 MCSBLBOY You see the stable boy. 150 MCSBLBOY He seems to be busy. 200 MCSBLBOY Sorry, the stables are full. You'll have to look elsewhere. 201 MCSBLBOY I'm really busy right now. 250 MCSBLBOY Smell? I guess you get used to it. 251 MCSBLBOY It doesn't smell that bad. 252 MCSBLBOY I guess I don't have to fertilize the fields this year. Thanks. 300 MCSBLBOY This one needs some fresh hay. 301 MCSBLBOY Got to get some more water. 302 MCSBLBOY Whew! Time to get the shovel. 303 MCSBLBOY Everything seems okay with this one. 304 MCSBLBOY Better keep an eye on this one. Looks a little sick. 350 MCSBLBOY Zzz... I'm sleeping... Zzz... 351 MCSBLBOY *YAWN* I've gotta be up early. 352 MCSBLBOY Hey, I'm still growing. I need my sleep. 353 MCSBLBOY Why don't you go talk to someone else. 100 MCSLAG Run! 101 MCSLAG Help! 102 MCSLAG We're being attack by the surfacers. 103 MCSLAG Leave us in peace. 104 MCSLAG Can't we all just get along? 150 MCSLAG Go back where you came from. 151 MCSLAG You're not wanted here. 152 MCSLAG All you surfacers are alike. 153 MCSLAG You will not escape. 200 MCSLAG Groan! 201 MCSLAG Boo! 202 MCSLAG Moaaaaaaan. 203 MCSLAG *Clank* 204 MCSLAG *Clink* 250 MCSLAG We used to live above ground. 251 MCSLAG What's it like above ground? 252 MCSLAG It's so BIG up there. 253 MCSLAG What's the sun look like? 254 MCSLAG Hello, surfacer. 300 MCSLAG I knew we could trust you. 301 MCSLAG Thank you for helping us. 100 MCSLGEXT You see a guard. 200 MCSLGEXT Vegeir says you can't leave just yet. 100 MCSLGGRD Seems to be a guard of some sort. 101 MCSLGGRD A Protector. 150 MCSLGGRD Besides the pale skin and enlarged pupils, he looks to be an ordinary person. 200 MCSLGGRD Holy shit! 201 MCSLGGRD Oooh! Now that's gotta hurt. 210 MCSLGGRD You do know you can enter from the back door... 211 MCSLGGRD Bwahahahaha! 212 MCSLGGRD I'm not going to say a word. 213 MCSLGGRD Oh god! You're killing me! Do it again! 214 MCSLGGRD What an idiot! 215 MCSLGGRD Hahahaha! 220 MCSLGGRD We have been instructed to take all surfacers to Vegeir. You will not be harmed. Please come with us. 221 MCSLGGRD Go to hell, I'm not going anywhere with you. 222 MCSLGGRD I'd like to ask you some questions. 223 MCSLGGRD Duh? 224 MCSLGGRD Let me elaborate on my previous statement. You will not be harmed UNLESS you resist. Are you resisting? 225 MCSLGGRD Yes, I am absolutely going to resist you. 226 MCSLGGRD No, I know resistance is futile. I'll go with you. 230 MCSLGGRD Vegeir will answer all your questions. Please come with us. 231 MCSLGGRD Okay, I'll go with you peacefully for now. 232 MCSLGGRD No, I'm not going anywhere with you unless I get some answers. 240 MCSLGGRD Hmm�I wonder if this is an exception to the rule. No, no, no. Vegeir said ALL surfacers, even the idiots. Come with me. 241 MCSLGGRD [Go with the guards.] 242 MCSLGGRD [Kill them all and let whatever gods they worship sort them out.] 250 MCSLGGRD I'm sorry; you can't leave this way. 251 MCSLGGRD This entrance is for the workers. 252 MCSLGGRD It takes too much effort set up the ramps for just one person. 253 MCSLGGRD If you want to leave, ask Vegeir. 500 MCTRADER You see a trader. 100 MCTRADER Rose makes the best omelets. 101 MCTRADER Psst� Stay away from the brahmin fries. 102 MCTRADER I stop by Rose's every chance I get. 103 MCTRADER Have you tried Rose's omelets? 110 MCTRADER Do you smell something? 111 MCTRADER Good god! What the hell have you been rolling in! 112 MCTRADER Could you please stand downwind? I'm trying to eat. 120 MCTRADER Do you mind? I'm trying to get some sleep. 121 MCTRADER Hey, what are you doing in my room?! 122 MCTRADER Get out! 130 MCTRADER Rose is out of omelets. 131 MCTRADER I'll kill the person who let her chicken escape. 132 MCTRADER There's no point in coming here if I can't get an omelet. 140 MCTRADER I don't know why I bother to come here to trade. 141 MCTRADER This town is dying. 142 MCTRADER This used to be a prosperous farming town. 150 MCTRADER I hear Modoc 'acquired' a prosperous farm northeast of here. 151 MCTRADER I don't know if I want to trade for food grown at the Ghost Farm. 152 MCTRADER The crops at the Ghost Farm are probably cursed. 160 MCTRADER I hear they slaughtered innocent women and children. 161 MCTRADER I don't want to trade with savages who kill recklessly. 162 MCTRADER After I heard what they did, I almost puked. 163 MCTRADER Whatever their reason, I don't think I'll be coming by Modoc to trade anymore. 164 MCTRADER The people of Modoc are killers. 170 MCTRADER Looks like things are looking up around here. 171 MCTRADER I'll probably need to hire another team to carry all the food from here. 100 MCVEGEIR You see the leader of the Slags. 101 MCVEGEIR You see Vegeir. 102 MCVEGEIR A tall, stately man. His movements remind you of a cat stalking its prey. 150 MCVEGEIR You may leave through the trap door located at the rear of this building. 151 MCVEGEIR Please deliver the message to Modoc. 152 MCVEGEIR Modoc is south of here. 153 MCVEGEIR South. 154 MCVEGEIR No, the other south. 155 MCVEGEIR A visitor - how convenient. I�ve been contemplating on a way to make contact with the surfacers, but now I don�t have to worry about that -- thanks to your timely arrival. Welcome to the home of the Slags. 156 MCVEGEIR How good of you to return. I take it you have delivered the message to Modoc, then. How was it received? 157 MCVEGEIR They need time to think it over. 158 MCVEGEIR They have some reservations. 159 MCVEGEIR I want to take Jonny home to his parents. 160 MCVEGEIR Have you reconsidered helping us? 161 MCVEGEIR I need to ask you some questions, first. 162 MCVEGEIR The answer is still no. 163 MCVEGEIR I have decided to help you. 165 MCVEGEIR Thank you for helping us. You will always be welcome here. For your services, I offer this as a reward.[Vegeir hands you an assault rifle.] 166 MCVEGEIR Thank you for helping us. You will always be welcome here. 167 MCVEGEIR Would it be all right to take Jonny home to his parents? 168 MCVEGEIR Please let me apologize for the unpleasant circumstances under which we meet. Normally, the Protectors would have tried to scare you off. Usually rattling chains and some low moaning is enough to scare anybody off, but recently they have been instructed to bring any surfacers they find to me. 169 MCVEGEIR That�s all right. I�ll just be going now. 170 MCVEGEIR What do you want with me? 171 MCVEGEIR Ghosts? 172 MCVEGEIR You will go IF and WHEN I decide you can go. Not before. 173 MCVEGEIR A simple request. We need to make contact with the town to the southwest; I believe it is called "Modoc." Would you do us this favor? 174 MCVEGEIR What do I get out of this? 175 MCVEGEIR I have many questions to ask before I can possibly take this mission. 176 MCVEGEIR Fair enough. I wouldn�t expect anyone to blindly accept tasks from strangers without first learning a little bit about them, first. Ask your questions, and I will answer them as best I can. 177 MCVEGEIR Why don�t you send one of your own people to deliver the message? 178 MCVEGEIR Tell me about your people. 179 MCVEGEIR What are your defenses? 180 MCVEGEIR I have heard enough. I am ready to make my decision. 181 MCVEGEIR Ask your questions. 190 MCVEGEIR Why did you come back to the surface? 191 MCVEGEIR Why the big ghost charade on the surface? 192 MCVEGEIR What is the purpose of your message? 194 MCVEGEIR Since the Sealing, we, as a people, have changed. Few can bear to be on the surface because they are not used to having a black sea of nothingness above them. The sensation of falling upward is so great for them that they lie frozen, clutching the ground. But that is not the main reason. All of us cannot stand the bright light of that which you call the sun; living underground for so long has made our eyes too sensitive to light. We cannot travel far from the safety of our homes beneath the ground. 195 MCVEGEIR Can I ask you some more questions? 197 MCVEGEIR Once, long ago, we were once like the surfacers. We too dwelled above ground, until the world above caught fire. Our ancestors -- who were part of a secret militia -- sealed themselves and their families down here for protection. For generations, down here we�ve remained, safely hidden within the womb of Mother Earth. 200 MCVEGEIR Our population steadily increased since the Sealing. It soon became apparent that we could no longer survive down here without further supplies. So the Seal was broken, and we once again looked to the surface for survival. 203 MCVEGEIR Years ago, someone tried to take over our farm, harvesting crops and stealing animals they had no right to. We are not a violent people by nature, but something had to be done. Our survival at the time depended on those crops. That�s when we came up with the ghost idea. Smearing ourselves with glowing fungus, we were able to scare away this person and any other nosy neighbors. Unfortunately, this has been a little too effective. Lately, we�ve been seeking to make contact with the surfacers, but no one comes to the farm anymore for fear of the ghosts. Luckily, you dropped by. 206 MCVEGEIR Enough! No more questions. Make your decision now! 207 MCVEGEIR I am sorry; I cannot help you. 208 MCVEGEIR Yes, I will gladly carry your message to Modoc. 209 MCVEGEIR I am sorry to hear that. Please consider yourself a guest of the Slags. When we finally establish contact with the surfacers, you will be allowed to leave. Until then, do not try to the leave the caves - the consequences would be most unpleasant. 210 MCVEGEIR With the completion of the new irrigation systems, our food supply far exceeds our needs. We wish to establish trade with the surfacers and exchange surplus foods for much needed medicines. 213 MCVEGEIR Please enlighten us with your wisdom. 216 MCVEGEIR I knew you would understand. Here is a message relaying our request. Please take it to Modoc and give it to the person in charge. Return here when your task is complete. I will tell the Protectors to expect your return. We thank you for doing us this service. 217 MCVEGEIR How typical of surfacers. Never doing anything for anyone unless there is some kind of personal gain involved. Obviously, we cannot trust such a person as you. We will find someone else to deliver the message. Although we are not a violent people, do not attempt to leave the caves or you will regret it. 218 MCVEGEIR Hmm� I understand. Such a decision cannot be made lightly. Please keep me informed of their progress. 219 MCVEGEIR Then do not bother me any more. 220 MCVEGEIR About what? 221 MCVEGEIR They don�t trust you. After all, you kill passersby and stake the bodies out in front of your farm. 222 MCVEGEIR They want to know what happened to the farmer that was living here. 223 MCVEGEIR We are a peaceful people, and have killed no one. Those bodies are merely props we manufactured to scare off those who try to steal from us. If you examine the bodies closely, you�ll notice that they are nothing but brahmin guts and dummies. 224 MCVEGEIR Then what about poor Karl? You know, the farmer that was living on your farm? 225 MCVEGEIR Was that his name, Karl? We scared him off the farm, nothing more. I assume he went back home when he discovered the farm was haunted. The Protectors reported him headed west. You might try searching for him that way. 226 MCVEGEIR I�ll keep you informed of my progress. 227 MCVEGEIR We scared him off the farm -- nothing more. I assume he went back home when he discovered the farm was haunted. The Protectors reported him headed northwest. You might try searching for him that way. 231 MCVEGEIR I see you�ve met Jonny. We found him wandering in the darkness of one of our deepest tunnels. He said he had fallen down a dry well by his house, and then was trapped in a tunnel by a cave in. We have treated him as one of our own and he is loved by all -- so you will understand that I am wary of entrusting him to a stranger who has yet to prove himself to me as trustworthy. I will return Jonny when I am sure he will make it home safely. 232 MCVEGEIR You have proven your trustworthiness without doubt. Despite the fact that we'll miss little Jonny down here, we have arranged an escort for you and Jonny to go back to Modoc right now. 233 MCVEGEIR Oh boy! No wonder you weren�t scared away by our little tricks. You�re too stupid to be scared. I hate to depend on such an intellectually challenged individual, but we have need of your services. Take this message to Modoc. Give to leader of Modoc and try not to get lost. 300 MCVEGEIR I'll just be going now. 301 MCVEGEIR What do you want with me? 302 MCVEGEIR Bye. 303 MCVEGEIR Ghosts? 100 MIDCLRKS These rocks are just too big for you to move. 101 MIDCLRKS The rocks budge a litte, but not enough. 102 MIDCLRKS The rocks almost gave way. 100 MIGSTPRP These bodies appear to be fake -- nothing but dummies, covered in brahmin innards. 100 MILSTFND You see a box labeled "Lost and Found." 0 MISC Are you sure you want to quit? 1 MISC Demo version 2 MISC Default character will be used. 3 MISC Saved screenshot. 4 MISC Quick load game successfully loaded. 5 MISC Quick save game successfully saved. 6 MISC Demo time limit exceeded. 7 MISC Pipboy not available in combat! 8 MISC Error saving screenshot. 9 MISC INTRO 10 MISC NEW GAME 11 MISC LOAD GAME 12 MISC OPTIONS 13 MISC CREDITS 14 MISC EXIT 15 MISC Action Points 16 MISC Hit Points 17 MISC The motion sensor option is not installed. 18 MISC The motion sensor has no charges remaining. 20 MISC Copyright(c) 1998 Interplay Productions. All rights reserved. 30 MISC Do you wish to continue playing? 100 MISC Error saving game config file! 101 MISC Game settings not saved. 1000 MISC You feel very nauseous. 1001 MISC You feel very nauseous, and after some mild vomiting, slightly fatigued. 1002 MISC You are very fatigued, the vomiting does not stop, and your recovery time is impaired. 1003 MISC You are hemorrhaging violently. You are very sick, and your hair is falling out. 1004 MISC You are hemorrhaging violently and continuously. The vomitus is stained red from your blood. Your skin is falling off of your bones. 1005 MISC There is bleeding from your intestines and you have severe diarrhea. You feel bloated and are in intense agony. 1006 MISC You have died from radiation sickness. 1007 MISC You have received a large dose of radiation. 1008 MISC The geiger counter is clicking. 1009 MISC The geiger counter is clicking wildly. 2000 MISC You cannot get there. 2001 MISC The lock is jammed. 3000 MISC You have been poisoned! 3001 MISC You take damage from poison. 3002 MISC You feel a little better. 3003 MISC You feel better. 4000 MISC Due to your inept handling, the explosive detonates prematurely. 5000 MISC uses 5001 MISC is out of ammo for the 5002 MISC reloads the 6000 MISC Ask about what? 7000 MISC You aren't wearing the pipboy! 8000 MISC You are overloaded. 8001 MISC %s is overloaded. 8500 MISC You gain %d experience points for successful use of the outdoorsman skill. 9000 MISC %s has gained in some abilities. 9010 MISC Whoa. I suddenly felt a rush of experience. 9011 MISC Level up, baby! Level up! 9012 MISC I feel a great disturbance in the force. As if all my skills have gained % points. 9013 MISC I feel tougher. Stronger. Smarter. 9020 MISC Wow! I feel as if I've passed some arbitrary experience value and gained more power! 9021 MISC Aaagggh! Muscles... bulging... Stats... increasing.... Gaining level... 9022 MISC Gimme a diploma and a silly lookin' hat with a tassel, 'cause I just graduated! 9023 MISC Hey, I feel more powerful! Does that mean I get a pay raise? 9030 MISC It's all comin' back to me now... 9031 MISC Heh. Guess you can teach an old dog new tricks. 9032 MISC Looks like all this travelling has paid off. 9033 MISC I've learned some new tricks. 9040 MISC Grandfather teaches. We learn. 9041 MISC We learn more from the spirits, Mahn. 9042 MISC We be learnin' now. 9043 MISC Da great spirit move in Sulik now. 9044 MISC We be one wit da Grandfather Bone now, Mahn. 9045 MISC We be the Grandfather now. 9050 MISC Oh dear...I've actually learned something from this. 9051 MISC The guilt of this is going to kill me. 9052 MISC I can't believe I survived this far. 9060 MISC Woof! 9061 MISC Woof! 9062 MISC Woof! 9063 MISC Woof! 9064 MISC Woof! Woof! 9070 MISC I learned some new things! 9071 MISC I learned some new things! 9080 MISC I do believe I have gained some knowledge! 9081 MISC Clarity of knowledge is a gift. 9082 MISC I seem to be maturing nicely. 9083 MISC I am surpassing even Gruthar in knowlege. 9084 MISC I am stronger amongst those of the pack now. 9085 MISC I am now the mightiest amongst my pack. 9090 MISC I learned some new things! 9091 MISC I learned some new things! 9100 MISC I learned some new things! 9101 MISC I learned some new things! 9110 MISC I learned some new things! 9111 MISC I learned some new things! 9120 MISC DATA ANALYSIS COMPLETE. UPGRADING ALL SYSTEMS. 9121 MISC NEW DATA COLLECTED. ENHANCING TARGETING SYSTEMS. 9122 MISC SYSTEM RETROFITTING COMPLETED. 9123 MISC TARGETING SYSTEMS RECALIBRATED. 20% INCREASE IN ACCURACY. 9124 MISC OPTIMAL PERFORMANCE REACHED. 9130 MISC Boss! I think I'm finally getting the hang of this. 9131 MISC I'm actually getting better! Told you I wouldn't let you down, Boss. 9132 MISC Hey... wait... now I get it. I don't think I'm leading my targets enough. 9133 MISC See, Boss! You can teach an old dog new tricks! 9134 MISC You know what, Boss? I think I'm actually learning a thing or two. 9135 MISC I'm getting pretty good at this. See, Boss. All good things get better with time. 9140 MISC I learned some new things! 9141 MISC I learned some new things! 9150 MISC I learned some new things! 9151 MISC I learned some new things! 9160 MISC I learned some new things! 9161 MISC I learned some new things! 9170 MISC I learned some new things! 9171 MISC I learned some new things! 9180 MISC I learned some new things! 9181 MISC I learned some new things! 9190 MISC Woof WOOF! 9191 MISC Woof WOOF WOOOOF! 9192 MISC Woof WOOF WOOOOF! 9193 MISC Woof WOOF WOOOOF! 9194 MISC Woof WOOF WOOOOF! 9195 MISC Wa-WOOOOF! 9240 MISC Initiating program update, Master... Upgrade complete. 9241 MISC Installing software upgrade, Master... Version 2.0 installed. 9242 MISC Performing hardware modifications, Master... Systems nominal. 9243 MISC Performing hardware modifications, Master... Systems optimal! 100 MISHTRKS An explosive charge should easily clear this passage. 0 MITOILET {100}{}{You notice a ladder going down into the black hole.} 100 MIWALSFE You see a wall safe. 110 MIWALSFE The safe is locked. 200 MIWALSFE successfully unlocks the wall safe. 201 MIWALSFE successfully locks the wall safe. 210 MIWALSFE fails to lock the wall safe. 101 MIWELL An old well. The walls of the well are very slick; you would need a rope to climb down safely. 100 MODMAIN A small, quaint farming community, surrounded by vast fields of dead or dying crops. 500 MODMAIN Looks like I killed them all. 600 MODMAIN You see a coin bag. 601 MODMAIN You see a coin bag. Someone probably tossed it into the well to make a wish. 610 MODMAIN This is MY dream, MY wish, and I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back. 1000 MODMAIN Kill them all! 1001 MODMAIN Death to the Slags! 1002 MODMAIN I wanna watch 'em scream! 1003 MODMAIN Let's go get 'em! 1100 MODMAIN You fall some 15 feet into a dimly lit cave. Various farming equipment lays neatly stored against the far wall. 0 MODSHIT {100}{}{There is an overwhelming smell of methane gas down here. One tiny spark would blow this hole sky high.} 1 NAR_10 The death of the Master was the first major step towards ending his mad dream of conquest and enforced peace, but it is the destruction of the Vats that neutralizes the mutant threat. 2 NAR_10 Without the ability to create more mutants and enforce their harsh brand of justice, the mutant armies flee to the east, beyond the no-man's land. 1 NAR_11 You managed to destroy the Vats, then you killed the Master before he could realize his twisted plans. 2 NAR_11 With the Master gone, his armies flee to the east in fear of retribution from the remaining normals. 1 NAR_12 The ghouls of Necropolis learn firsthand the final meaning of dehydration, as their city succumbs to the desert sands and the water runs out. 2 NAR_12 Without their water purifying control chip, they do not survive. 1 NAR_13 The ghouls of Necropolis learn how to maintain the repaired water pump, and eventually rediscover many lost secrets of engineering. 2 NAR_13 They form a business selling this technology to other towns. 1 NAR_15 The mutant attack on Necropolis spares none of the ghoulish inhabitants. 2 NAR_15 After the mutant armies advance, they leave a truly dead city behind them. 1 NAR_16 The Followers of the Apocalypse rise to become a major influence in New California. 2 NAR_16 With your help, they gain control of the LA Boneyard. 1 NAR_18 The mutant armies, led into battle by the fierce Super Mutants, destroy the Followers of the Apocalypse. 2 NAR_18 Barely human carrion feeders pick over the Followers� remains. 1 NAR_19 In Shady Sands, Tandi helps her father Aradesh bring a new community and new life out of the broken remains of the world. 2 NAR_19 They are responsible for the New California Republic, whose ideals spread across the land. 1 NAR_2 You are taken away, and slowly returned to normal Vault life. 2 NAR_2 But a month later, disaster strikes. 1 NAR_20 Aradesh grieves for his slain daughter, Tandi, but eventually builds Shady Sands into a respected community which is prosperous for many years, before his untimely death at the hands of a Desert Raider. 1 NAR_21 Tandi takes control of Shady Sands after the death of her father, Aradesh. 2 NAR_21 Her brilliant if headstrong style of leadership makes Shady Sands a powerful force in the years to come. 1 NAR_22 With Aradesh dead, and Tandi missing or killed, Shady Sands needs a new leader. 2 NAR_22 After several elections, they find they cannot be governed by a single person and create a guiding council. 3 NAR_22 Shortly afterwards, the Raiders regroup and attack Shady Sands, burning the small community to the ground. 1 NAR_23 The mutant army marches as far north as Shady Sands, razing the small town to the ground. 1 NAR_24 Killian Darkwater takes firm control of Junktown, drives out the last of Gizmo�s kind, and then enforces his own brand of frontier justice. 2 NAR_24 Life is fair and safe under his law. 1 NAR_25 Junktown becomes the new boomtown under the careful, and profitable, guidance of Don Gizmo. 2 NAR_25 He profits the most, and continues to increase the size of his casino, and the scope of his power, until he chokes to death while eating some Iguana-on-a-stick. 1 NAR_27 The mutants are slowed, but not stopped, by the brave defenders of Junktown. 2 NAR_27 When the army finishes their brutal siege, nothing of Junktown remains. 1 NAR_28 The Brotherhood of Steel helps the other human outposts drive the mutant armies away with minimal loss of life, on both sides of the conflict. 2 NAR_28 The advanced technology of the Brotherhood is slowly reintroduced into New California, with little disruption or chaos. 3 NAR_28 The Brotherhood wisely remains out of the power structure, and becomes a major research and development house. 1 NAR_29 The Brotherhood of Steel, under new leadership after the death of Rhombus, becomes an overzealous, techno-religious dictatorship. 2 NAR_29 In 20 years, the Steel Plague devastates the newly formed New California Republic, and starts a Dark Age that could last a thousand years. 1 NAR_3 Your bones are scraped clean by the desolate wind. 2 NAR_3 Your Vault will now surely die, as you have. 1 NAR_31 The Brotherhood of Steel repels the first wave of a mutant invasion, but a traitor in their midst causes the Citadel to fall. 2 NAR_31 Fortunately, the advanced technology is mastered slowly by the mutants, and they were unable to use it against you. 1 NAR_32 With your assistance, Old Harold brings the ghoul population of the Hub into equality with the humans. 2 NAR_32 The two sides work together, and the Hub prospers. 3 NAR_32 Old Harold is still alive, as far as anyone knows. 1 NAR_34 The Hub disperses before the might of the mutant army and will never recover. 1 NAR_35 Thanks to your persistence, the Raiders are destroyed as an effective fighting force, and disband. 2 NAR_35 None of the Raider survivors are ever heard from again. 1 NAR_36 The Desert Raiders eventually regroup and manage to terrorize small communities in the years following your adventures. 1 NAR_37 The Desert Raiders pillage most of the northern parts of New California. 2 NAR_37 They are a scourge that lasts for years, until a rebel army of mutants brings them down. 1 NAR_38 Your mission beneath the Mutant Stronghold is successful. 2 NAR_38 Your actions today will influence the outside world for years to come. 1 NAR_39 Your mission beneath the Cathedral is successful. 2 NAR_39 Your actions today will influence the outside world for years to come. 1 NAR_4 The darkness of the afterlife is all that awaits you now. 2 NAR_4 May you find more peace in that world then you found in this one... 1 NAR_40 Your involvement with the various places and people of the Wasteland is well documented by future historians. 2 NAR_40 Only a single question remained unanswered: What happened to you? 1 NAR_41 You march into the desert sands, leaving the shattered corpse of the Overseer behind you, never to return to the Vault. 1 NAR_42 You march into the desert sands, leaving the Vault behind you. 1 NAR_44 Interplay Productions presents... 1 NAR_45 Fallout, a post nuclear role-playing game. 1 NAR_46 Fallout, a post nuclear adventure. 1 NAR_5 Not even the carrion eaters are interested in your radiated corpse. 1 NAR_6 Your life ends in the wasteland. 1 NAR_7 The radiation has taken its toll. 2 NAR_7 Your death was lingering and extremely painful. 3 NAR_7 Your adventure is done. 1 NAR_9 It is done. 2 NAR_9 Vault Thirteen belongs to the Unity and the Master. 3 NAR_9 Your knowledge of the Vault defenses saved many mutant lives during the attack. 4 NAR_9 You personally made the final kill when you took the life of the Overseer. 5 NAR_9 You will certainly become one of the finest soldiers for the Unity, and your skills will see you rewarded often in the future. 6 NAR_9 You are happy. 7 NAR_9 But there remains the tiniest doubt of what could have been... 1 NAR_AR1 After the Enclave's destruction, the refugees of Arroyo and Vault 13 resettled, building a new community with the aid of the Garden of Eden Creation Kit. 2 NAR_AR1 Finding themselves hundreds of miles from their Vault, the members of Vault 13 chose to join the villagers in establishing a new community, and their technical expertise, combined with the villagers survival skills, allowed the new settlement to grow and prosper. 1 NAR_BH1 The destruction of the mutants ensured the death of the town. 2 NAR_BH1 Without their strength and ability to withstand the toxins within the mine, the valuable ore proved unattainable. 3 NAR_BH1 Those who caused this destruction rejoiced at first� until they realized the foolishness of what they had done. 4 NAR_BH1 They struggled to keep the community flourishing, but to no avail. 1 NAR_BH2 With the destruction of the conspiracy to destroy the mutants, Broken Hills began to thrive. 2 NAR_BH2 Then the uranium ran out. 3 NAR_BH2 The city, having lost its sole reason for existing, slowly dispersed. 4 NAR_BH2 The residents carried their riches with them, leaving the place a wind-swept, desolate ghost town. 1 NAR_BH3 Shortly after your last departure, the powder keg of racial tension in Broken Hills exploded. 2 NAR_BH3 Racist humans fought against mutants, ghouls, and humans who had sided with the mutants. 0 NAR_BV1 1:With the support you secured from the New California Republic, the Vault 15 squatters soon become self-sufficient and productive members of society. 1 NAR_BV2 The squatters of Vault 15 continued their meaningless, non-productive lives. 0 NAR_DE1 1:Without any viable economy, the Den soon vanishes into the wasteland. 1 NAR_DE2 With Metzger gone, slavery disappears from the area. 2 NAR_DE2 Becky's Casino Bar grows quickly, and Rebecca Dyer's reputation as a honest casino and bar owner brings her the business needed to buy out her competition and expand. 1 NAR_DE3 Metzger's business in the slave trade soon fades with the removal of the Mordino family. 2 NAR_DE3 The Den continues to attract criminals, and Metzger's business practices delve further into drugs and prostitution. 1 NAR_DE4 Metzger's slave trade in the Den expands greatly, giving him influence and power throughout most of the area. 2 NAR_DE4 Breeding pens are started and eventually no one is safe from the threat of being enslaved. 0 NAR_DTH1 1:Rest in peace, Chosen One. 0 NAR_DTH2 1:You have perished. 1 NAR_DTH3 The wasteland has claimed your life. 1 NAR_DTH4 You have died. 1 NAR_DTH5 You have died. 1 NAR_DTH6 You have died. 1 NAR_DTH7 You have died�along with everyone else on earth. 1 NAR_DTH8 Your death has sealed the fate of everyone else on earth. 2 NAR_DTH8 The Enclave triumphs, releasing the FEV virus into the atmosphere. 1 NAR_DTH9 You fought valiantly, but to no avail. 1 NAR_ELDR The Arroyo elder lived for many years after the destruction of the Enclave. 2 NAR_ELDR She seemed pleased that the ancient separation between Vault 13 and the Vault Dweller had been reconciled, and many were the times she told you she wished the Vault Dweller were alive to have seen the reconciliation take place. 3 NAR_ELDR Certain that the safety of the new village had been secured and the new community was flourishing, the Elder passed away a few months later in her sleep. 1 NAR_GE1 The Gecko reactor meltdown had terrible consequences for the region. 2 NAR_GE1 The resultant radioactivity and heat emanating from the reactor killed every living creature within a ten-kilometer radius and poisoned the area for years to come. 1 NAR_GE2 Repairing Gecko's power plant prevented any further radioactivity from leaking into Vault City's groundwater. 1 NAR_GE3 Optimizing Gecko's reactor creates a power surplus in Gecko. 2 NAR_GE3 The Vault City council, unable to expand because of their limited power supply, yields to internal pressure and is forced to take over Gecko to control the reactor. 1 NAR_GE4 Optimizing Gecko's power plant became the first step in forging a spirit of cooperation between Gecko and Vault City. 2 NAR_GE4 Gecko's increased power production became instrumental in helping Vault City's expansion. 1 NAR_GE5 Eventually the citizens of Vault City tired of having their groundwater radiated by the ghoul's leaking atomic reactor in Gecko. 2 NAR_GE5 In a wave of xenophobic fear and hatred, the well-armed soldiers of Vault City slaughtered the peaceful ghouls and shut down the reactor for good. 1 NAR_HRLD You still hear mention of Harold from time to time. 2 NAR_HRLD Apparently, the tree growing from his head has gotten larger, and if rumors are to be believed, fruit is growing from it. 1 NAR_JDD1 You're dead. 0 NAR_JDD2 1:You're dead as a doornail. 0 NAR_JDD3 1:Time to reload. 0 NAR_JDD4 1:Hoped you saved your game, cause you're dead. 1 NAR_JDD5 Here's a picture of your corpse. 1 NAR_JDD6 Boy, are you stupid. 1 NAR_JDD7 Ha ha ha ha ha. 1 NAR_JDD8 You're dead. 2 NAR_JDD8 Maybe you should start the game over with a different character. 1 NAR_MARC Inspired by the example set by the Chosen One, Marcus eventually traveled across the great mountains to the east, searching for other refugees from the Master's army. 1 NAR_MO1 The residents of Modoc eventually find your body a few miles from the outhouse. 1 NAR_MO2 Armed with flares and clubs, the people of Modoc invade the Slags' underground city. 2 NAR_MO2 The Slags are quickly defeated, and the Modoc residents slaughter every man, woman, and child they find. 1 NAR_MO3 The extermination of the Slags only creates new problems for Modoc. 2 NAR_MO3 Unable to find the Slags underground cistern that sustains the crops, Modoc is hit hard by the resultant drought. 1 NAR_MO4 Relations between the Slags and residents of Modoc flourish. 1 NAR_MO5 The drought lasts for another seven long years. 1 NAR_NCR1 Your help with Vault 15 launched the New California Republic's push to civilize its neighbors. 1 NAR_NCR2 The failure of diplomacy at Vault 15 slows the New California Republic's growth into the north. 2 NAR_NCR2 Embarrassed by the failure, President Tandi is replaced by Roger Westin. 1 NAR_NCR3 Already weakened by the failure to annex Vault 15, President Tandi is forced to retire when her own Vice-President Carlson accuses her of complicity in Councilman Westin's death. 2 NAR_NCR3 As the new President, Carlson wastes no time securing his grip on power. 1 NAR_NCR4 Shaken by the assassination of Vice-President Carlson, right-wing elements seize control of the Congress and set the New California Republic on the path to military rule. 1 NAR_NR1 The inhabitants of New Reno were slaughtered, and the city collapsed into ruin. 2 NAR_NR1 No lights shine there now, the streets home only to packs of wild dogs and vultures. 3 NAR_NR1 The desert tribes avoid the giant graveyard, claiming the city is haunted by evil spirits. 1 NAR_NR10 Within a year of the Enclave's destruction, the Wright Family turned from criminal activity to legitimate pursuits. 2 NAR_NR10 Several schools and churches were established in New Reno, along with a law enforcement body that crippled the influence of the families. 3 NAR_NR10 Though New Reno lost much of its edge, the city obtained a certain solidity that appealed to newcomers. 4 NAR_NR10 Many came to Reno, not to visit, but to live, and the population increased threefold. 0 NAR_NR11 1:Though the Wright Family never completely recovered from Richard's death, the knowledge that the killer had been brought to justice eased their troubled sleep. 1 NAR_NR12 Though a murderer had been found and punished, the true identity of the man who had killed Mr. 2 NAR_NR12 Wright's son was never discovered. 1 NAR_NR13 Myron died less than a year after the defeat of the Enclave, stabbed by a Jet addict while drinking in the Den. 1 NAR_NR2 In the years following the destruction of the Enclave, a new family arose in New Reno, following the example of a simple tribal that had once visited their city. 2 NAR_NR2 They were few in number but surprisingly resourceful. 3 NAR_NR2 Driven by religious fervor, they took control of New Reno and put the other families to the spear. 4 NAR_NR2 After their victory, they sent out many messengers across Northern California looking for their founder, but without success. 1 NAR_NR3 Not long after the destruction of the Enclave, the Bishop Family of New Reno was blessed with a child. 2 NAR_NR3 This child seemed to have little in common with the Bishops, preferring instead to spend his days exploring the wastes. 3 NAR_NR3 When he turned thirteen, he seized control of the Bishop Family and led them to victory over the remaining New Reno families. 1 NAR_NR4 The Bishop Family of New Reno rose to prominence over the next few years, forming a strong political alliance with the New California Republic and Vault City. 2 NAR_NR4 Many mysterious deaths and closed-door proceedings surrounded the formation of the alliance, but in the end, New Reno became part of the 'civilized' world. 3 NAR_NR4 The other families were soon absorbed, and New Reno became a prime tourist location for the new republic. 1 NAR_NR5 The Salvatore Family of New Reno, having profited from their ties to Navarro, used their laser weaponry to burn the other families into submission. 1 NAR_NR6 The Mordino Family grew greatly in power as Jet's influence spread across Northern California. 2 NAR_NR6 Within a year, they had seized control of New Reno and expanded their empire, absorbing the Den and other surrounding areas. 1 NAR_NR7 With their Jet production halted with the discovery of a cure, the Mordino Family quickly lost ground in New Reno and were absorbed by the other families. 1 NAR_NR8 Less than a month after the Enclave's destruction, a mob war broke out in New Reno streets. 2 NAR_NR8 The Wrights, armed with an arsenal of weaponry that dated back to the pre-war years, leveled the casinos of the other families with rocket launchers. 3 NAR_NR8 The 'mob war' was clocked as lasting a little over forty-three minutes, and when the smoke cleared, half of New Reno had been demolished. 1 NAR_NR9 Within months after the Enclave's destruction, war broke out in New Reno streets. 2 NAR_NR9 The Wrights, believing the Mordinos responsible for the death of one of their family, attacked the Desperado casino. 3 NAR_NR9 The running gun battle that ensued lasted little more than a day, and the Wrights were massacred to the last woman and child. 1 NAR_PRES The destruction of the Enclave erased all trace of President Richardson from history. 1 NAR_RE1 After Doc Johnson helped treat the miners during the Great Jet Scare, the Citizens of Vault City voted Doc Johnson into the Mayor's seat. 1 NAR_RE2 Several years after the Chosen one sold the Excavator Chip to Dangerous Dan McGrew, Dan used the superior production of his Morningstar Mine to buy the Kokoweef mine and then to reopen the Great Wanamingo Mine. 1 NAR_RE3 Several years after buying the Excavator Chip from the Chosen One, Marge LeBarge is able to purchase and control both the Morningstar and the newly opened Kokoweef mines. 1 NAR_RE4 The gold-producing town of Redding soon found itself in the unenviable position of a scrap of meat being torn by three jealous vultures. 2 NAR_RE4 Sooner than many would have expected there was nothing left of the scrap that was once Redding, for Vault City, New Reno, and the New California Republic had laid waste what was once an area of plenty. 1 NAR_SF1A The Shi, demoralized and leaderless after your rampage through their town, slowly drifted apart. 1 NAR_SF1B The strain of plant the scientists were growing mutated, gaining a measure of sentience. 2 NAR_SF1B It killed the laboratory technicians and took over the laboratory in which it was first conceived. 3 NAR_SF1B It took a massive concentration of resources to crush the being, and this left the Shi poverty-stricken. 1 NAR_SF1C The Shi flourished, creating a botanical scourge on the radiation surrounding their beloved town. 2 NAR_SF1C Though this vine could not grow in other soils, the Shi took care to nourish it in their lands. 1 NAR_SF2A The Elronologists grew tired of waiting for the Star Father to come for them or provide the fuel they needed. 2 NAR_SF2A Using a cheap derivative fuel, they launched an abortive effort to reach the stars themselves. 1 NAR_SF2B The Elronologist scientists ensured a safe and speedy launch of the Quetzel. 1 NAR_SF2C The Elronologist scientists, unable to figure out how to create an airtight seal on their ship, went ahead and launched it anyway, believing that the Star Father would protect them once they left earth's atmosphere. 0 NAR_SF3 1:As for the Tanker vagrants� well, as vagrants do, they drifted on. 1 NAR_VA1 With your aid, the deathclaws of Vault 13 became a thriving community. 0 NAR_VA2 1:By eliminating the deathclaws of Vault 13 you banished yet another species to the realms of extinction, proving, once again, that genocide is a viable solution to any problem... 1 NAR_VC1A The slaughter of Vault City has become the stuff of legend. 2 NAR_VC1A One day it was a thriving community, and the next, the bodies of its Citizens lay strewn throughout the streets. 3 NAR_VC1A It looked as if raiders had sacked the city, but no bodies of the attackers were ever found. 1 NAR_VC1B The slaughter of Vault City has become the stuff of legend. 2 NAR_VC1B One day it was a thriving community, and the next, the bodies of its Citizens lay strewn throughout the streets. 3 NAR_VC1B It looked as if raiders had sacked the city, but no bodies of the attackers were ever found. 4 NAR_VC1B Their Vault was plundered of all its technology, and the inhabitants of Gecko soon moved into the broken walls of the city. 1 NAR_VC2 Over the next few years, the background radiation from Gecko's power plant began to cause mutations in the Vault City population, forcing the Citizens to relocate to NCR. 1 NAR_VC3 The correspondence between NCR and Vault City continued, and a few years after the destruction of the Enclave, Roger Westin assumed the head of the NCR council. 2 NAR_VC3 He immediately set limits for NCR's expansion north, and in a landmark settlement, passed an amendment that formally recognized Vault City's independence. 3 NAR_VC3 Shortly after this settlement, Westin suffered a heart attack and retired from politics. 1 NAR_VC4 In the years to come, Vault City suffered greatly from raider attacks. 2 NAR_VC4 Eventually, the situation grew so desperate the Citizens were forced to request aid from NCR. 3 NAR_VC4 Within a month, a large detachment of the NCR's military was stationed in Vault City. 1 NAR_VC5 In the years following the destruction of the Enclave, Vault City continued to stagnate, choking on its own isolationism. 2 NAR_VC5 Its Vault 8 generator, which was never intended to support such a large population, prevented Vault City's necessary expansion. 0 NAVARRO {100}{}{You have found an old gas station.} 100 NC3MONTE You see Three-Card Monte. 150 NC3MONTE You see a spindly-looking old man with a sunburned face. He's so thin he looks like he's made out of twigs. 0 NC3MONTE You see Three-Card Monte. He scopes out the street, spots you, and nods. 200 NC3MONTE Don't see how I lost� 205 NC3MONTE Heeeey! Hero! You all right, you all right. 215 NC3MONTE Where the hell are my cards? I JUST had them. 220 NC3MONTE Yo, pal, don't bother with the casinos. Come play with Monte. 230 NC3MONTE Monte ain't open for games today, friend; my damn cards have gone missing. 231 NC3MONTE (The old man smiles, and the skin around his eyes crinkles.) Looking to play, friend? 250 NC3MONTE Get down to what? The game, of course! 260 NC3MONTE (You hand over the cash. Monte nods, shows you the cards, then slaps them down on the ground and shuffles them for a few seconds.) 280 NC3MONTE (Monte turns over the card. It is the two of spades.) 300 NC3MONTE (You hand over the cash. Monte nods, shows you the cards, then lays them on the ground. As he does, he palms a card, so quickly you almost miss it. He then proceeds to shuffle for a few seconds.) 320 NC3MONTE WHAT did you say, pal? 330 NC3MONTE Look, I ain't got time for sore losers. You pay your money, you take your chances. If you wanna PLAY, fine, but if you're just gonna bitch when you lose, then get lost! 340 NC3MONTE (You hand over the cash. Monte nods, then slaps the cards down and shuffles them for a few seconds.) 360 NC3MONTE (You hand over the cash. Monte nods, shows you the cards, then slaps them down on the ground and shuffles them for a few seconds.) 375 NC3MONTE (Monte turns over the card. It is the queen of hearts. He seems paralyzed with shock.) Uh�? Heh. Eh... 385 NC3MONTE (Monte turns over the card. It is the queen of hearts. He looks shocked.) Uh�? Heh...uh... 400 NC3MONTE (Looks pained.) Eh�well, I do have something...but it's worth WAY more than you won...still... 405 NC3MONTE Eh�hmnnn�depends on what you want to know. 415 NC3MONTE Eh�well...look, you ain't heard it from me, but my bets on Renesco, that asshole who runs the pharmacy on the west side. I don't know if he sold it TO the kid for sure, but he knows something. That's all I'm gonna say. 420 NC3MONTE Eh�well... (looks like he's fighting an inner battle) ...look, you ain't heard it from me, but if I was you, I'd check out the basement of the Desperado. 425 NC3MONTE (Narrows his eyes, leans in) I'd ask ol' Jules at the front of town. Nothing gets by him�and if it DID, then he had a finger in it, know what I'm saying? 430 NC3MONTE Well...know that Eldridge fella that runs New Reno Arms? He says he does weapon upgrades, but I never see him do any work. Might be worthwhile to check out his place...but you didn't hear that from me. 435 NC3MONTE (Monte frowns as he sees you.) Look, I ain't running no games today, all right? Blow. 440 NC3MONTE Nope. Ain't gonna part with that. Period. It's GENUINE pre-war memorabilia...a little slice of history. No WAY. 450 NC3MONTE You deaf? That amount ain't even enough to interest me. 460 NC3MONTE Well, it ain't THAT dear to me. It's yours, pal. (He glances to the right and left, then reaches down and pulls off his boot. He twists off the heel and pulls out a playing card from inside.) Here ya go. Take care of it. 465 NC3MONTE (Frowns) Whether I talk depends on what you want to know. And it's not gonna be cheap. 475 NC3MONTE No way in Golgotha am I going to even TOUCH that subject. Piss off. 490 NC3MONTE (Shakes his head.) No way. Talking about that could get somebody killed, startin' with me. Forget it. 495 NC3MONTE Eh�well...that's a lot of chips. (Licks his lips. He looks like he's fighting an inner battle....but the battle is a brief one.) Look, you ain't heard it from me... 500 NC3MONTE (Sneers) Maybe I heard something, maybe I didn't. Name a price. 510 NC3MONTE Ha! You couldn't buy a bucket of piss for that much. Forget it. 515 NC3MONTE Thaaaat's about right. (Grins evilly.) Look, you ain't heard it from me, but if I was you, I'd check out the basement of the Desperado on Virgin Street. There's a lot of "rats" there, if you catch my drift. 520 NC3MONTE (Shrugs) Maybe I know something about that, maybe I don't. Tell me a price and I might have something to say. 530 NC3MONTE (Narrows his eyes, leans in) For that amount, I don't know nothing. 535 NC3MONTE That's about right� (narrows his eyes, leans in) ...I'd ask ol' Jules at the front of town. Nothing gets by him�and if it DID, then he had a finger in it, know what I'm saying? 540 NC3MONTE (Shrugs) I hear things, I see things. For 200 chips, maybe you can get the benefit of my experience, know what I'm saying? 550 NC3MONTE You deaf? I SAID 200 chips, n' I meant it. 555 NC3MONTE Done. (Monte leans in) Well, know that guy Eldridge, runs New Reno Arms? He SAYS he does weapon upgrades, but I never see him do any work. You might want to check out his place...but you didn't hear that from me. 560 NC3MONTE Boneyard south of town. Stinks ta high heaven, it does. 565 NC3MONTE My bets on Renesco, that old asshole who runs the pharmacy on the west side. I don't know if he sold it TO the kid for sure, but he knows SOMETHING. (Glances around) That's all I'm gonna say. 570 NC3MONTE (He glances around, then reaches down and pulls off his boot. He twists off the heel and pulls out a card...on the card is a man with a strange hat, wielding a club.) Interested? It's genuine pre-war memorabilia. 100 NCACTRES You see a porn actress. 150 NCACTRES You see an attractive woman. She seems to be talking to herself. 151 NCACTRES She looks like she is memorizing her lines. Eventually, she gives up, makes an "O" with her mouth, and begins to bob her head. 152 NCACTRES You see a porn actress. She coldly ignores you. 200 NCACTRES I suppose I should thank you for saving the world, but I'd much rather have wild, passionate sex with you. Is that all right? 201 NCACTRES I heard you're the stud who kicked the Enclave's ass. 202 NCACTRES Guys who kick the ass of evil government enclaves make me wet. 203 NCACTRES I hear the Brothers are looking for you. They want to do a film based on your adventure. 210 NCACTRES I suppose I should thank you for saving the world. Uh�thanks. 211 NCACTRES I heard you're the one who kicked the Enclave's ass. I'm impressed. 212 NCACTRES I hear the Brothers are looking for you. They want to do a film based on your adventure. Uh, can you try and get me a part�? 220 NCACTRES Could you PLEASE stop tromping around in that get-up? I'm trying to memorize my lines. 221 NCACTRES Get back to whatever battlemech game you came from! This is an RPG! 222 NCACTRES Over-compensating for something? 230 NCACTRES How's it hanging, 231 NCACTRES Looking fine, 232 NCACTRES Hey there, honey! You taking care of yourself? 233 NCACTRES I'm not getting paid NEARLY enough. 234 NCACTRES Let's see� "Oh god"� "Give it to me�" Dammit! What's that next line?! 235 NCACTRES Yes, but what's my MOTIVATION for this scene? 236 NCACTRES Let's see�(Studies script)� he walks in, we have sex. Got it. 237 NCACTRES What I really want to do is direct. 238 NCACTRES Thank God they finally installed that padded headboard. 239 NCACTRES I don't know what the Corsican Brothers SEE in her� 240 NCACTRES I wish she'd leave for good. 241 NCACTRES She crimps my style. 242 NCACTRES Oh, she's a man-eater all right, a regular cannibal. 243 NCACTRES Hmmpph. Gutter trash. 244 NCACTRES She's as talented as a rock and twice as ugly. 250 NCACTRES How's it hanging, 251 NCACTRES Now THERE'S some trouble I want to get into. 252 NCACTRES Looking for me? 253 NCACTRES Why don't you come around more often? 254 NCACTRES I got an opening you can fill. 255 NCACTRES About time a real man showed up in here� 256 NCACTRES Let's see� "Oh god"� "Give it to me�" Damn! What's that next line? 257 NCACTRES Yes, but what's my MOTIVATION for this scene? 258 NCACTRES Let's see�(Studies script)� he walks in, we have sex. Got it. 259 NCACTRES What I really want to do is direct. 260 NCACTRES Thank God they finally installed that padded headboard. 265 NCACTRES How's it hanging, 266 NCACTRES Now THERE'S some trouble I want to get into. 267 NCACTRES Looking for me? 268 NCACTRES Why don't you come around more often? 269 NCACTRES I got an opening you can fill. 270 NCACTRES About time a real man showed up in here� 271 NCACTRES Let's see� "Oh god"� "Give it to me�" Damn! What's that next line? 272 NCACTRES Yes, but what's my MOTIVATION for this scene? 273 NCACTRES Let's see�(Studies script)� he walks in, we have sex. Got it. 274 NCACTRES What I really want to do is direct. 275 NCACTRES Thank God they finally installed that padded headboard. 280 NCACTRES What's that smell? 281 NCACTRES Great. Another tribal shit-kicker. 282 NCACTRES Don't talk to me. 283 NCACTRES Let's see�"Oh god"� "Give it to me�" Damn! What's that next line? 284 NCACTRES Yes, but what's my MOTIVATION for this scene? 285 NCACTRES Let's see�(Studies script)�he walks in, we have sex. Got it. 286 NCACTRES What I really want to do is direct. 287 NCACTRES Thank God they finally installed that padded headboard. 288 NCACTRES I'd prefer it if you didn't talk when you speak to me. Think quietly to yourself, then pretend I'm responding to you. 289 NCACTRES Who are you? 290 NCACTRES Are you one of the janitors? 295 NCACTRES Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? 296 NCACTRES Aighhhhhh! What are you trying to do? Give me a heart attack?! Get out of here! 297 NCACTRES What film are YOU trying out for? The Day the Earth Stood Still? Get out of here! 298 NCACTRES Could you PLEASE stop tromping around in that get-up? I'm trying to memorize my lines. 299 NCACTRES Over-compensating for something? 305 NCACTRES How's it hanging, 306 NCACTRES Wanna help me rehearse my lines? 307 NCACTRES Wanna shower together before the next scene? 308 NCACTRES I love that thing you do with your tongue. 309 NCACTRES They've got me set up as the French exchange student from next door. 310 NCACTRES Are you the butler or the chauffeur in scene 3? 311 NCACTRES Could you set me up with a little Jet? 312 NCACTRES These shoots are stretch... er, wearing me out. 313 NCACTRES I think we're FINALLY doing a scene together. 314 NCACTRES My boyfriends don't know I work here. Not that I care what they think. 315 NCACTRES I haven't seen the Brothers around�try the office, maybe? 316 NCACTRES I don't really care where it goes, just make sure the camera gets the money shot. 317 NCACTRES You're a man of passion and mystery. A man of lust. 318 NCACTRES Well, we can do it whatever way is most comfortable for you. 319 NCACTRES I'll be ready for the next scene as soon as I take a long, hot shower. 320 NCACTRES I'm a mother to all those that need love. 321 NCACTRES You're going to be a star. A big, bright, shining star. 322 NCACTRES You're more eruptive than a volcano on a bad day. 323 NCACTRES I love it when you do the Spanish accent. 324 NCACTRES You look great, honey. 330 NCACTRES ::Ignores you:: 331 NCACTRES Are you the French girl or the Russian girl in the next scene? 332 NCACTRES I wish the birth control was a little more reliable. 333 NCACTRES Did you steal my high heels? 334 NCACTRES I'm feeling a little tired� got any Jet? 335 NCACTRES Hmphhh! 336 NCACTRES No, I'm sorry, sweetheart. I don't know where the Brothers are. 337 NCACTRES Show you the way out? 338 NCACTRES Have you put on some weight? 339 NCACTRES Could you please step back a little. Your� fragrance� is making me nauseous. 340 NCACTRES I heard the Brothers are about to let you go. Sorry, SUCH a shame. 341 NCACTRES I guess if a no-talent like you can make it, I'm destined for even better things. 342 NCACTRES Your ass is so plump! How cute! 343 NCACTRES I guess it's not hard to make it in this industry. 344 NCACTRES *I* didn't say anything about you being fat or ugly. That must have been someone else. 345 NCACTRES I hear none of the actors want to work with you. 346 NCACTRES Did you not bathe before you showed up? 350 NCACTRES How's it hanging, 351 NCACTRES Getting out of boxing and into porn? Same thing, different stage. 352 NCACTRES Want to jump in the ring with me, champ? 353 NCACTRES Wanna box, champ? 354 NCACTRES Watch out for the Masticator. He's a real jerk. He tried to bite my ear off once. 355 NCACTRES Wanna help me rehearse my lines? 356 NCACTRES Could you set me up with a little Jet? 357 NCACTRES These shoots are stretch... er, wearing me out. 358 NCACTRES Come to sample some of the coozine? 359 NCACTRES Nice piece of iron there. 360 NCACTRES My boyfriends don't know I work here. Not that I care what they think. 361 NCACTRES I'm not doing anything later, if you're looking for company. 362 NCACTRES Are you getting into the business? Welcome aboard. 363 NCACTRES Nice unit you got there. 364 NCACTRES You should go into porn. You got the body for it. 365 NCACTRES Nice piece of iron there. 366 NCACTRES I'm not doing anything later, if you're looking for company. 367 NCACTRES I heard about you. You're 368 NCACTRES Your boss send you for me? 369 NCACTRES You trying to extort some sex out of me? Go ahead. 370 NCACTRES The boss ever mention me? 380 NCACTRES What's it like boxing? 381 NCACTRES Watch out for the Masticator. He's a real jerk. He tried to bite my ear off once. 382 NCACTRES Love your outfit. Tres chic. 383 NCACTRES That outfit looks great on you. 384 NCACTRES What do you wa� oh! Ma'am! Welcome to the studio. 385 NCACTRES My boyfriends don't know I work here. Not that I care what they think. 386 NCACTRES Um�you couldn't set me up with a little Jet, could you, ma'am? 387 NCACTRES These shoots are stretch... er, wearing me out. 388 NCACTRES Am I doing anything later? Er� no, ma'am. Not at all. 389 NCACTRES What's it like working for the boss? 390 NCACTRES The boss ever talk about me? 395 NCACTRES Look, bondage and S&M are on Wednesdays only. Now squeak your leather ass outta here. 396 NCACTRES I seriously doubt the Brothers are looking for another leather act after that Happily Leather After fiasco. 397 NCACTRES Please stop bothering me. I'm trying to memorize these lines. 398 NCACTRES I THOUGHT I smelled leather. I thought it was a couch. 399 NCACTRES Look, leather bunny, if you don't have your own whip, the Brothers won't even give you the time of day. 410 NCACTRES You? No thanks. I could have better sex with my lipstick. 411 NCACTRES Why don't you go amuse yourself with a pencil sharpener? 412 NCACTRES I don't have time to have a boring meaningless conversation with you right now. 413 NCACTRES I don't care if you can hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis. Now get lost. 414 NCACTRES Sex? No, I'm married, otherwise I still wouldn't. 415 NCACTRES I don't date white guys. 416 NCACTRES You couldn't possibly be better than my shower massager. 417 NCACTRES You don't look like you could support my shopping habit. 418 NCACTRES Honey, you couldn't afford me. 419 NCACTRES I'm just looking for the right guy. Thanks for keeping me company till he shows up. 420 NCACTRES You're not going to have any luck getting into my pants. There's only room for one asshole in there. 421 NCACTRES I'm sorry, I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken. 422 NCACTRES You? Sorry, I'll NEVER be that desperate. 423 NCACTRES I haven't seen the Brothers around� now don't bother me. I'm an actress. 424 NCACTRES Please� no autographs. 425 NCACTRES I really want to direct. 426 NCACTRES I'm dancing at the casinos on Thursday. Catch my act and bring some chips. 427 NCACTRES You couldn't possibly imagine the stress of my life. 428 NCACTRES My boyfriends don't know I work here. Not that I care what they think. 429 NCACTRES PLEASE stop bothering me. I'm trying to memorize these lines. 430 NCACTRES If you're looking for a job, talk to the Brothers. 431 NCACTRES You the new fluffer? 432 NCACTRES You the new janitor? I don't imagine what else you could be. 433 NCACTRES If you're the new janitor, you could start by wiping my ass. 434 NCACTRES I haven't seen the Brothers around, girl�now don't bother me. I'm an actress. 435 NCACTRES Please, girl� no autographs. 436 NCACTRES MAYBE if you cleaned yourself up some more, you could be a fluffer. 437 NCACTRES Sorry, no, I couldn't be a lesbian for less than 200 chips. For you, 300. 438 NCACTRES I'm dancing at the casinos on Thursday. Catch my act and bring some chips. 439 NCACTRES Girl, YOU couldn't possibly imagine the stress of my life. 1230 NCACTRES ? 1231 NCACTRES . 1250 NCACTRES ? 1265 NCACTRES ? 1305 NCACTRES ? 1350 NCACTRES ? 100 NCALGERN You see ol' slack-jawed Algernon. 101 NCALGERN You see Algernon. 150 NCALGERN You see a dirty, slack-jawed man. He is rocking on his feet and making little whistling noises to himself. 151 NCALGERN You see Algernon. He looks like he is playing Missile Command in his head. 200 NCALGERN Pew Pew 201 NCALGERN Thoom! 202 NCALGERN Zark! Zark! 203 NCALGERN Sssssshhhhhhuuuu... *BOOM!* 204 NCALGERN Zap! 205 NCALGERN Boooom! Budda-budda-boom! 206 NCALGERN Budda-budda-budda 207 NCALGERN Budda-budda-budda 208 NCALGERN Blammo! Blam blam blam! 209 NCALGERN Blam! 210 NCALGERN Ptow! Ptow! 211 NCALGERN Phooom! 212 NCALGERN Kablooie! 213 NCALGERN Ratta-tatta-tatta 214 NCALGERN Kaa-booom 220 NCALGERN (Algernon looks at you and gives a toothless smile.) Boom! 221 NCALGERN (The slack-jawed young man looks at you with a toothless smile. Stitched on his shirt is a small tag that says "Algernon" in cursive letters.) Boom! 222 NCALGERN (When he sees your weapons, he starts pointing at them excitedly.) Boom! 223 NCALGERN Boom! 224 NCALGERN Wander away. 225 NCALGERN Uh... do you want to see one of these weapons? 226 NCALGERN Yeah, "boom" to you, too. Algernon, can you upgrade any of these things I have here? 227 NCALGERN Uh, no "boom" right now, thanks. Bye. 230 NCALGERN Hunh! Huh-huh! (Algernon gives a gurgling laugh, then points his finger at you like a gun.) Blam Blam! 231 NCALGERN Miss me, miss me! Take thiz! (Point finger at him like a pistol.) POW! POW! 232 NCALGERN Ugh. Me dead. Me go to better place now 235 NCALGERN (Algernon gets a shocked expression on his face, then looks slowly at the place where you 'shot' him. He suddenly staggers, then his eyes roll up into his head and he falls over, dead.) 236 NCALGERN Uh, Al? U okay? 237 NCALGERN Uh-oh. 240 NCALGERN (He doesn't move.) 241 NCALGERN (Start clapping.) 245 NCALGERN (He doesn't get up. He isn't breathing, either.) 250 NCALGERN (What do you want to give him?) 251 NCALGERN Give him one of your pistols. 252 NCALGERN Give him one of your rifles. 253 NCALGERN Give him your flamethrower fuel. 254 NCALGERN Give him one of your melee weapons. 255 NCALGERN Sorry, I don't think I have anything to give you, Al. Maybe next time. 256 NCALGERN Actually, I don't think giving an obvious retard any sort of weapon is a smart idea. Fun, maybe, smart, no. Later. 260 NCALGERN (Al takes the item, and his eyes light up. He tinkers with it for a few minutes, then a few minutes more, then a few more� an hour later, Al hands it back to you with a nod and an evil smile.) *Booooooom.* 261 NCALGERN Say... can you upgrade THIS? 262 NCALGERN Thanks, Al. 265 NCALGERN [Which one?] 266 NCALGERN Your .44 Magnum? 267 NCALGERN Your Desert Eagle. 268 NCALGERN Your Wattz 1000 laser pistol. 269 NCALGERN Your Glock 86 Plasma Pistol. 270 NCALGERN Dig in your pack and give him something else... 271 NCALGERN Nevermind, Al. See you later. 272 NCALGERN Nevermind, kid... no toys for you today. Bye. 276 NCALGERN Your Colt hunting rifle. 277 NCALGERN Your AK-112 assault rifle. 278 NCALGERN Your FN FAL. 279 NCALGERN Your Wattz 2000 Laser Rifle. 280 NCALGERN Your Flambe 450 Flamethrower. 281 NCALGERN Your Plasma Rifle. 291 NCALGERN Want to take a swig of this flamethrower fuel? 292 NCALGERN Here's some flamethrower fuel. Can you do anything with this? 301 NCALGERN Give him your cattle prod. Uh... after making sure that he grabs it hilt first. 302 NCALGERN Your Beat Co. "Bigger Frigger" Power Fist. 100 NCANGBIS You see Angela Bishop. 101 NCANGBIS You see a screaming Angela Bishop. 150 NCANGBIS You see an attractive young woman in tight leather. 151 NCANGBIS You see Angela Bishop. When she catches your eye, she slowly licks her lips. 175 NCANGBIS You see a young woman in tight leather. She looks too high-brow to be a whore. 176 NCANGBIS You see Angela Bishop. She sneers at you. 200 NCANGBIS My father's gonna KILL you when he hears how you treated me. 205 NCANGBIS I KNOW it was you. I'll find some way to get you for what you did to my father. 210 NCANGBIS Hmmpph. If it isn't the big heroine. 215 NCANGBIS You better hope you don't fall through the floor, clanky. 220 NCANGBIS I'm BORED. 221 NCANGBIS Hello there. 222 NCANGBIS You. Talk to me. Now. 223 NCANGBIS You. Come here. Now. 224 NCANGBIS Yum. 225 NCANGBIS Hmmmm. 226 NCANGBIS Well, well� 230 NCANGBIS I'm BORED. 231 NCANGBIS Looks like one of Daddy's new whores� 232 NCANGBIS One of Daddy's cheap sluts� 240 NCANGBIS Haven't seen YOU around before. What's your name, stranger? (Smirks.) Actually, never mind, I don't want to know. You as bored as I am? 241 NCANGBIS You again. Bored yet? 242 NCANGBIS Yam yam Me like yams 243 NCANGBIS Used to travel with someone named Iam kept shooting me in back with burst fire 244 NCANGBIS Me board too 245 NCANGBIS Noooo me gotta go now 246 NCANGBIS No. 247 NCANGBIS Yes. 248 NCANGBIS Uh... why are you looking at me like that? 249 NCANGBIS I might be bored. Why, you looking for some excitement, princess? 250 NCANGBIS Not really. I've got somewhere I've got to be. 260 NCANGBIS Oh, this IS going to be interesting. Come with me, I want to show you my room. 261 NCANGBIS Kay pretty girl. 262 NCANGBIS Uh� we gonna play? 263 NCANGBIS Me no go. 270 NCANGBIS You bet. Come on. 271 NCANGBIS Me come 272 NCANGBIS Me like play. Me play with self only though 280 NCANGBIS Exactly� 281 NCANGBIS Follow her. 290 NCANGBIS Aw, come on! Pleeeease? I really wanted to show you my room. It'll just take a second, I promise. 291 NCANGBIS No go! Me no go! No make me go! No take me bad place! No! 292 NCANGBIS Okee dokee. Me not want you sad. Me go 293 NCANGBIS ME LEAVE STOP TALKING TO ME 300 NCANGBIS Enough already, you stupid retard! Get out of here then! ::Idiot.:: 310 NCANGBIS You NEW or something? I'm Angela BISHOP. My Dad is the HEAD of Family Bishop. 311 NCANGBIS You work for him, which means you work for ME. 312 NCANGBIS You better do what I say, and I say you're coming with me. Now. 313 NCANGBIS You're right: Your Dad IS head of Family Bishop. That's why we're not going anywhere. 314 NCANGBIS Well, if you're gonna pull rank and all� let's go. 315 NCANGBIS It's not that I'm not FLATTERED, but� 316 NCANGBIS No. I meant it the first time. 317 NCANGBIS No way, sweetheart. You run along now before you get a spanking. 318 NCANGBIS Let's get one thing straight, princess: I give the orders, you receive them. 320 NCANGBIS If you're bored, princess� squat on your hand and spin around. I'm outta here. 330 NCANGBIS You'll wish you hadn't turned me down. Daddy's gonna start hearing ALL sorts of things about you soon. Just you wait. 340 NCANGBIS Why? Am I getting a reaction out of you? (She takes a step toward you, and her voice drops.) Am I giving you a... HARD time? 341 NCANGBIS Not really. 342 NCANGBIS Girl, you're trouble. Let's stop this right now. 343 NCANGBIS Excuse me. Would you please back up a little? 344 NCANGBIS Yeah, it's getting pretty hard. Can you help me with that? 345 NCANGBIS No, but I have to be going. 350 NCANGBIS (Takes another step forward, almost touching you.) I don't FEEL like it. What are you going to do about it? 352 NCANGBIS Nothing. Look, back off. I'm not in the mood. 353 NCANGBIS Back off. I AIN'T in the mood for your bad-girl shit, you hear me? 354 NCANGBIS What are YOU going to do about it? You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk? 360 NCANGBIS Sure can. 361 NCANGBIS Look: I got some Jet in my room� and NOT that crappy shit they give the dimestore hookers and junkies. Y'wanna fly? 362 NCANGBIS Sure. Buckle up, baby. 363 NCANGBIS I'll come along for the ride. 364 NCANGBIS Your father know you do that shit? 365 NCANGBIS I changed my mind. No thanks. 366 NCANGBIS Naw, I just thought I'd see if you were as big a whore as I thought you were. Later, princess. 370 NCANGBIS You watch your mouth when you talk to me. I'm Angela BISHOP. My Dad is the HEAD of Family Bishop. You'll show me the same respect you show him, or they'll be scraping pieces of you off the wall. UNDERSTAND? 371 NCANGBIS Yeah, I understand you need someone to put in your place, PRINCESS, and I'm just the man to do it. 372 NCANGBIS Understood. Glad we got that family association thing cleared up. 373 NCANGBIS Calm down. I was just joking with you. 374 NCANGBIS Forget this. 375 NCANGBIS Forget this shit. I'm outta here. 380 NCANGBIS Why you arrogant son of a -- I ought to go tell Daddy right now what you said to me. 381 NCANGBIS Why don't you, then? I ain't stopping you, princess. 382 NCANGBIS I don't think you will. I think you want to see what kind of man I am. 383 NCANGBIS Let's stop this right now before someone gets hurt. 384 NCANGBIS Yeah, why don't you go do that? I got better things to do. 385 NCANGBIS Forget this sixth-grade bullshit. I'm outta here. 390 NCANGBIS You... you aren't worth my TIME. 391 NCANGBIS And you aren't worth mine, you spoiled brat. 392 NCANGBIS Honey, you couldn't AFFORD my time. 393 NCANGBIS Feeling's mutual. 394 NCANGBIS Yeah, that's what I thought. I'm outta here. 400 NCANGBIS Oh, really? What kind of man are you? You gonna SHOW me? 401 NCANGBIS Yeah. Let's go to your room, princess, and I'll show you what a real man is. 402 NCANGBIS Naw, I was just curious to see how much of a slut you really are. Later, baby. 410 NCANGBIS Yeah, it's best you know how things stand around here. (Looks you up and down.) 411 NCANGBIS Uh... 413 NCANGBIS (Stand there uncomfortably while she checks you out.) 420 NCANGBIS All right then... (Looks you up and down.) 422 NCANGBIS Okay, so... 430 NCANGBIS (Shrugs.) He doesn't care. (Frowns.) Look, you wanna come fly with me or what? 432 NCANGBIS All right, then. Let's go to your room. 433 NCANGBIS Look, can't we just be friends? 434 NCANGBIS No, I better be going. 435 NCANGBIS Naw. If I wanted a bitch, I'd go get a dog. Later. 440 NCANGBIS WHAT did you just say to me? 441 NCANGBIS Nothing. Let's go to your room. 442 NCANGBIS I said, "can't we just be friends?" 443 NCANGBIS Nothing. Look, I better be going. 450 NCANGBIS Hey, it's you� we had some good times before you went off and kicked the Enclave's ass. You wanna re-live some of those moments? 451 NCANGBIS You again. You want to waste some time? 452 NCANGBIS Not right now. 453 NCANGBIS All right. Let's go to your room. 460 NCANGBIS I heard about what you did to the Enclave, 1460 NCANGBIS . 1461 NCANGBIS . I saw your latest movie. 462 NCANGBIS Well, well: 1462 NCANGBIS . I heard about your exploits in the ring. 463 NCANGBIS VERY impressive. I think you're just the person to help me with this� problem I have. 464 NCANGBIS Me have problems 465 NCANGBIS Only you ken prevent forest firez 466 NCANGBIS Shamble off 467 NCANGBIS What problem is that? 468 NCANGBIS No, I don't think so. I better be going. 469 NCANGBIS I ain't got time for this. I'm outta here. 480 NCANGBIS See, I have this load of premium Jet in my room, and I can't take it all by myself. 481 NCANGBIS Oh? 482 NCANGBIS And that's a problem, because...? 483 NCANGBIS Uh... I don't think that I'm the right pers... 490 NCANGBIS Haven't seen YOU around before. You one of Daddy's new whores? 491 NCANGBIS Hunh? 493 NCANGBIS No. You? 494 NCANGBIS No, just passing through. 495 NCANGBIS You must be Bishop's daughter. I work for your father, Miss Bishop. 496 NCANGBIS Actually, I WORK for your father. I'm one of his made men. 497 NCANGBIS Actually, I WORK for him as one of his enforcers. 499 NCANGBIS I'm not a whore, but I just finished speaking with one. 510 NCANGBIS Well, I can see Daddy's hiring standards haven't changed. Watch your step around here, honey, or you're gonna get hurt. 511 NCANGBIS Okayeee! Thanx! 520 NCANGBIS Kind of like shit through the intestines, huh? Don't stay too long, bitch, or you're gonna get hurt. 521 NCANGBIS Whatever. 522 NCANGBIS Bitch... 531 NCANGBIS Yeah, I understand you need someone to put in your place, PRINCESS, and I'm just the one to do it. 532 NCANGBIS Understood, Miss Bishop. 534 NCANGBIS I better be going. 535 NCANGBIS I'm outta here. 540 NCANGBIS I CALLED you a whore, didn't I? Not much difference between being 'made' and getting laid, right? 541 NCANGBIS Enforcer, whore� what's the difference? 542 NCANGBIS There's a big difference. Do you want me to teach it to you, you little pampered bitch? 543 NCANGBIS Not much difference, Miss Bishop. 544 NCANGBIS I'm sorry Miss Bishop, I don't have time to talk right now. 550 NCANGBIS You make a move toward me, and you'll be dead before you take a step. 551 NCANGBIS Wanna bet on it? I think you'll lose. 552 NCANGBIS We'll see about that. I'm outta here. 560 NCANGBIS You... you touch me, and Daddy'll hear about it. 561 NCANGBIS He won't care. 563 NCANGBIS Calm down. I was just joking, all right? 564 NCANGBIS Yeah, we'll see. 570 NCANGBIS He... he will so. You just see. 571 NCANGBIS Get out of here, you little bitch. Now. 573 NCANGBIS Calm down. I was just joking. 580 NCANGBIS (She sneers at you, then turns and stomps away.) 581 NCANGBIS (Walk away.) 590 NCANGBIS (She continues to glare at you, but she seems uncertain. She bites her lip, then walks away hurriedly.) 591 NCANGBIS Yeah, THOUGHT so. 600 NCANGBIS (She spits at your feet.) Yeah, so was I. (She gives you a final sneer, then walks away.) 610 NCANGBIS Not much difference, Miss Bishop.' And I thought my Mom was Daddy's only slave. Get out of my sight. 620 NCANGBIS Understood, Miss Bishop.' And I thought my Mom was Daddy's only slave. Get out of my sight. 630 NCANGBIS I'm SORRY, Miss Bishop, I don't have time to talk to you right now.' And I thought my Mom was Daddy's only slave. Get out of my sight. 640 NCANGBIS Yeah, you start walking. Daddy's gonna start hearing ALL sorts of things about you soon. Just you wait. 641 NCANGBIS (Turns away.) 642 NCANGBIS You say one word to good ol' Dad, and you'll find yourself 'flying' off the top of the highest building in New Reno. Once they find the little note I leave, everybody'll call it a suicide. It'll be a TERRIBLE tragedy. They'll be crying in the aisles. 643 NCANGBIS (Leave.) 650 NCANGBIS No, I think that's a bet YOU'RE going to lose, bitch. Just try it. 651 NCANGBIS (Attack her.) 652 NCANGBIS (Let it go.) 660 NCANGBIS Stay away from me. I haven't got anything to say to you. 661 NCANGBIS Daddy's gonna start hearing ALL sorts of things about you soon. Just you wait. 670 NCANGBIS Not only that, but when I take Jet, I get all WILD, and I can barely control myself. I need someone who knows how to take charge to make sure I don't do anything� foolish. 671 NCANGBIS I'm your man. Let's do it. 672 NCANGBIS Sometimes being a hero means protecting beautiful young women from themselves, whatever the cost. Lead on. 673 NCANGBIS I think you have me confused with someone who'd actually consider touching you. 680 NCANGBIS You see Angela Bishop, who is currently asleep. She is snoring slightly, her hair is in disarray, and she has a bright smile on her face. 690 NCANGBIS You see a young woman in tight leather who is screaming her head off. 700 NCANGBIS Zzxxssnnn�oh, 1700 NCANGBIS , oooooh� zzxnhzzz 701 NCANGBIS Zzzzz�. 1701 NCANGBIS , again? Ooooh� 800 NCANGBIS Rape! Help! 801 NCANGBIS Help, he assaulted me! Help! 802 NCANGBIS Rape! Rape! 810 NCANGBIS (Angela leads you up to her room on the third floor. There, she opens a little door in the wall, takes out a strange plastic bottle, and offers it to you.) Want some, baby? There's more than enough for both of us to fly. 811 NCANGBIS (Angela leads you up to her room on the third floor. While there, she cracks open a safe in the wall, takes out some Jet, and offers some to you.) Want some, baby? There's more than enough for both of us to fly. 812 NCANGBIS Uh-huh 813 NCANGBIS Unh-unh 820 NCANGBIS Mmmmmmmm... (Angela takes a deep hit from the bottle.) Mmmmmmm... why don't you come over here? (She lies down on the bed, takes another hit.) If you hurry, you can still suck some of this Jet outta my mouth... 821 NCANGBIS Well since you put it that way... sure. 822 NCANGBIS No thanks. I might throw up if I inhale any of that shit... or if I stay here any longer. 830 NCANGBIS (Angela's eyes blaze with rage. She jumps up from the bed and starts screaming her head off!) Rape! Help! Rape! 831 NCANGBIS Shhhh! If you dont be quiet, George won't let me play with th'rabbitz! Shhhh! 832 NCANGBIS No screem! No screem! 100 NCANGBRA You see an ill-tempered brahmin. 150 NCANGBRA You see a huge, ill-tempered brahmin. Its stomach looks distended, and its eyes are bloodshot. 151 NCANGBRA You see a huge, ill-tempered brahmin. Its stomach looks distended, and its eyes are bloodshot. It looks very sick. Maybe there's some way to help him out. 198 NCANGBRA ::Rnnnrrrrr?:: 199 NCANGBRA ::Hrrnnnnr?:: 200 NCANGBRA Moo 201 NCANGBRA Mooooooooo 202 NCANGBRA Moooo 203 NCANGBRA ::Rnnr:: 204 NCANGBRA ::Rnnnrrrrr!!!:: 205 NCANGBRA ::Gnnnnnrrrr!!!:: 206 NCANGBRA ::Hrrnnnnr!!!:: 225 NCANGBRA You pulled out something that was lodged in the brahmin's intestines. 100 NCANOUNC Ladies and Gentlemen! 101 NCANOUNC Boys and Girls! 102 NCANOUNC Tonight's match is brought to you by... 103 NCANOUNC ...ROTGUT! 104 NCANOUNC When you absolutely HAVE to have something to drink and don't care what it is... 105 NCANOUNC Choose Rotgut! 123 NCANOUNC ...Gamma Gulp Beer! 124 NCANOUNC When your skin's lacking that "special glow"... 125 NCANOUNC Choose Gamma Gulp Beer! 143 NCANOUNC ...the Cat's Paw! 144 NCANOUNC When you got that itch that you NEED to scratch.. 145 NCANOUNC Head to the Cat's Paw! 163 NCANOUNC ...New Reno Arms! 164 NCANOUNC When you need to kill someone from a safe distance... 165 NCANOUNC Come to New Reno Arms! 106 NCANOUNC In this corner, the challenger, weighing in at 1106 NCANOUNC pounds, fresh from the wasteland and new to New Reno, 2106 NCANOUNC ! 107 NCANOUNC And in this corner...weighing in at 1107 NCANOUNC pounds, you KNOW him, you LOVE him... 2107 NCANOUNC ! 108 NCANOUNC So, without further ado... 109 NCANOUNC Let's get reeeeeeeady to BEAT SOME ASS! 200 NCANOUNC And the wiiiiinnnner is... 201 NCANOUNC ...by means of knockout... 202 NCANOUNC ...by means of technical knockout... 203 NCANOUNC ...by means of disqualification... 204 NCANOUNC ...with a score of 205 NCANOUNC to 206 NCANOUNC ... 100 NCBAND You see Frenchy. 101 NCBAND You see Paine. 102 NCBAND You see Sims. 150 NCBAND You see a ragged-looking man. He is huddled next to the trashcan fire, singing. He has a pretty good voice. 151 NCBAND You see a singer. He is huddled next to the trashcan fire, singing. 200 NCBAND Hey� 1200 NCBAND ! Th' big hero! How can we help you? Maybe sing you something special, eh? 1201 NCBAND . Can we helpya? 1202 NCBAND . Help you wit somthin', champ? 203 NCBAND Hep you wit somthin', son? 204 NCBAND ::Tips an imaginary hat.:: Hep you wit somthin', ma'am? 205 NCBAND Doo yoo no 'row row boat down stream?' 206 NCBAND Ken� ken you seng Nine BILLYun bottahs uf beer on the wall? 207 NCBAND Nooo me go now 208 NCBAND I'd be honored if you would. Thanks, guys. 209 NCBAND Here's a few bucks. Can you play something else? 210 NCBAND No, just listening, thanks. 300 NCBAND All right then� you heard th' man, boys. Let's try a lil' somethin' else. 301 NCBAND All right then� you heard th' lady, boys. Let's try a lil' somethin' else. 302 NCBAND Thanxxx 303 NCBAND Thanks, guys. 400 NCBAND Oooooh 402 NCBAND My baby ain't comin' home... 405 NCBAND My baby done me wroooong... 408 NCBAND My baby gone an' left me all aloooone... 500 NCBAND Go on 501 NCBAND Taste the pain 502 NCBAND Cum again sum otha day 600 NCBAND Bottles of Beer on the Wall... 601 NCBAND Bottles of Beer... 602 NCBAND Take one down... 603 NCBAND Pass it around... 700 NCBAND Row Row Row 701 NCBAND Yer Boat 702 NCBAND Gently Down the Stream 703 NCBAND Merrily 706 NCBAND Life is but a dream... 800 NCBAND We don't need another hero... 801 NCBAND We don't needta know the way home... 802 NCBAND All we need is whaz beyond... 803 NCBAND Methadone 900 NCBAND Give me 901 NCBAND A kiss to build a dream on 902 NCBAND And my imagination 903 NCBAND Will thrive upon that kiss 904 NCBAND Mmmmm 905 NCBAND Sweetheart, 906 NCBAND I ask no more than this: 910 NCBAND A kiss before you leave me 912 NCBAND Will feed my hungry heart 913 NCBAND Leave me one thing before we part� 915 NCBAND When I'm alone 916 NCBAND With my fancies 917 NCBAND I'lllll be with yoooou 918 NCBAND Weaving ro-mances 919 NCBAND Making believe they're true 920 NCBAND Oh, give me your lips for just a moment 921 NCBAND And my imagination will make that moment live� 923 NCBAND Give me what you alone can give 925 NCBAND ::Mouth Trumpet:: 930 NCBAND I'll� be with yoooou 933 NCBAND Ohhhh 935 NCBAND lips for just a moment 937 NCBAND Will make that moment live 100 NCBARTEN You see a bartender. 150 NCBARTEN You see a pudgy-looking man tending the bar. He nods at you. 200 NCBARTEN Hey! 201 NCBARTEN ! Way to kick the Enclave's ass! Want a drink? 206 NCBARTEN ! What's up?! 210 NCBARTEN One shot of rotgut coming right up� 211 NCBARTEN That'll be three chips� 212 NCBARTEN Another, pal? 213 NCBARTEN Here's a tourniquet if you need it. 214 NCBARTEN Don't inhale the Jet all at once� take a hit, a deep breath, then give it time to settle. 215 NCBARTEN You want two � ounce bags, or a canister? 216 NCBARTEN The Jet inhaler's extra� 217 NCBARTEN Let me guess: Put it on your tab? 218 NCBARTEN One nuke on the rocks, comin' up. 219 NCBARTEN We don't let customers take Buffout in here, pal. 225 NCBARTEN You better get outta here 'fore you get served more lead than you can handle, understand? 226 NCBARTEN Go on� get out. We don't want no trouble. 227 NCBARTEN They're gonna kill you if you stick around. Beat it. 228 NCBARTEN We're all out of everything. Now go on, git. 236 NCBARTEN ! What's yer poison? 237 NCBARTEN Heeeey, champ! What's yer poison? 238 NCBARTEN What's yer poison, pal? 239 NCBARTEN What's yer poison, darlin'? 240 NCBARTEN Poy-sun sounds good 241 NCBARTEN Poison?! Me no want poison! 242 NCBARTEN What's on tap? 243 NCBARTEN What kind of chems do you have? 244 NCBARTEN Who's the old fella by that crappy slot machine? 245 NCBARTEN Who's the guy at the bar with the knife? 246 NCBARTEN Nothing today, thanks. 250 NCBARTEN Oh, you mean old man McGee? He's mostly harmless. Spent near a fortune on that old slot machine and hasn't seen a return in years. Anyways... can I get you something, friend? 100 NCBIGJES You see Big Jesus Mordino. 150 NCBIGJES You see a fat man with beady black eyes. He is covered in sweat and breathing heavily. 151 NCBIGJES You see Big Jesus Mordino. He is covered in sweat and is breathing heavily. 200 NCBIGJES Stay away from there. 201 NCBIGJES That does not� belong to you. 202 NCBIGJES Touch that again, and you shall� die on Golgotha. 210 NCBIGJES ::Wheeze:: 211 NCBIGJES *Cough* *Cough* 212 NCBIGJES ::Wipes sweat from forehead.:: 220 NCBIGJES You are the� *cough*� most valued of my men. 221 NCBIGJES Are the people of Reno showing you� *cough*� proper respect? 230 NCBIGJES Urgggg... 231 NCBIGJES ...Dios mio... 232 NCBIGJES ...my heart... 233 NCBIGJES hurrkkkk 240 NCBIGJES (The man turns to face you. He looks sick with fever: Sweat trickles down his face and stains his clothes. 241 NCBIGJES He's ignoring you and staring at Myron; it looks like he's waiting for Myron to speak.) 242 NCBIGJES He's staring at you; it looks like he's waiting for you to speak.) 243 NCBIGJES Stare back at him with your meanest stare. 244 NCBIGJES Stare back at him with mild disinterest. 245 NCBIGJES Stare back at him with a sneering gaze 246 NCBIGJES Stare back at him with affected disinterest 247 NCBIGJES Wander off 248 NCBIGJES Who are you? 249 NCBIGJES Are you Jesus Mordino? 250 NCBIGJES Sorry. I've entered the wrong room. 260 NCBIGJES You. (Mordino glares at Myron as he enters, black lightning flashing in his eyes.) You have� left your post. Your USE to me is at an� end. (He makes a motion, and his guards reach for their weapons.) 261 NCBIGJES (The man's gaze darkens. He makes a motion, and his guards reach for their weapons.) 262 NCBIGJES (Big Jesus's gaze turns black. He makes a motion, and his guards reach for their weapons.) 263 NCBIGJES Aieeeeeeee! 264 NCBIGJES Play along! 265 NCBIGJES Run! 266 NCBIGJES Whoa! Whoa�! 267 NCBIGJES Hey! Hold on a second...! 268 NCBIGJES You want some of THIS, *Fatman?!* You WANT SOME of 275 NCBIGJES (The man speaks in a rasping voice.) I� am Jesus Mordino. You�will address me as SENOR Mordino. (A bead of sweat trickles down his forehead.) What� is your business with me? 276 NCBIGJES You have... returned. (A bead of sweat trickles down his forehead.) What� is your business with me? 277 NCBIGJES I'm looking for work. 278 NCBIGJES I spoke to your son, Senor Mordino. I'm looking for work. 1278 NCBIGJES I spoke to your son, Senor Mordino. I'm a slaver, and I'm looking for work. 279 NCBIGJES I spoke to your son, Senor Mordino. I'm a slaver, and I'm looking to sell slaves. 280 NCBIGJES You know anything about Mr. Wright's son's death? 281 NCBIGJES Is the heat bothering you? You seem� uncomfortable. 282 NCBIGJES No business today. I have to go now. 290 NCBIGJES (Studies you for a long time, then shakes his head.) You� do not look STRONG enough. I have no work for you. 291 NCBIGJES (Studies you for a long time, then shakes his head.) You� are a WOMAN. What I need done is not woman's work. 1291 NCBIGJES Very well. Are you interested in buying any slaves? 292 NCBIGJES Give me a chance. Give me a job -- any job -- I can do it. 293 NCBIGJES Give me a chance, Senor Mordino. Give me a job, any job, I can do it. 294 NCBIGJES Let me prove myself. I can do it. 295 NCBIGJES Let me prove myself, Senor Mordino. I can do it. 296 NCBIGJES All right then. Catch you later. 305 NCBIGJES (Sweat trickles down Mordino's face. His expression darkens.) I have� spoken. I have NO work for you. Leave... and do NOT return. 306 NCBIGJES C'mon, Big Jesus� just one chance� 307 NCBIGJES All right then. Goodbye. 315 NCBIGJES (Mordino is silent for a moment, then he speaks.) I am Jesus Mordino. Head of the Mordino family. You have come to� my casino. My home. You have shown me� no respect. You will LEARN. 316 NCBIGJES I think it's YOU who's going to learn a thing or two... 317 NCBIGJES Whoa! Hold on� let's talk about this! C'mon, now� 318 NCBIGJES Make a run for the door. 319 NCBIGJES ::Dive for cover, draw weapons in slow motion as thugs explode from the woodwork.:: 325 NCBIGJES (Mordino waits. As you watch, another bead of sweat trickles down the side of his face.) 326 NCBIGJES I was looking to sell some slaves� 327 NCBIGJES What do you know about Richard Wright's death? 329 NCBIGJES Nevermind. 335 NCBIGJES (Studies you.) I� do not know you, but I will� hear you. (Wipes sweat from his forehead.) 336 NCBIGJES You have slaves to sell? 337 NCBIGJES Yes, right here with me. Take a look and make me an offer. 338 NCBIGJES No, I don't. Actually, I made an error. I'm looking for work, not to sell slaves. 339 NCBIGJES No... actually, I had some questions for you. 340 NCBIGJES No, I'm sorry. I just remembered I have to be somewhere else. 345 NCBIGJES (Mordino studies your companions. His gaze stops on Miria, and he licks his lips.) Your puta looks fresh... I will give you 250 chips for her. 346 NCBIGJES (Mordino studies your companions. His gaze stops on Davin.) Though he looks weak, I will take that boy there. 200 chips for him. 347 NCBIGJES (Mordino studies your companions. His gaze stops on Sulik... and he wrinkles his nose.) The tribal... he stinks, but he looks strong. I will take him for 100 chips. 348 NCBIGJES (Mordino studies your companions. His gaze stops on Vic.) I will take the old man... he looks like he has a few years of work left in him. I will take him for 100 chips. 349 NCBIGJES (Mordino studies your companions. His gaze stops on Cassidy.) I will take the old man... he looks like he has a few years of work left in him. I will take him for 100 chips. 350 NCBIGJES (Mordino's gaze immediately stops on the Robobrain.) That machine there. I will give you 500 chips for him. 351 NCBIGJES (Mordino's gaze immediately stops on the cyberdog.) I will buy that... machine dog from you. I will give you 500 chips for him. 352 NCBIGJES (Mordino studies your companions, then shakes his head.) You have nothing I want. 353 NCBIGJES Senor Mordino, please... the slave is worth MUCH more than that. It has many years of faithful service remaining. 354 NCBIGJES That is a fair price. You may have the slave. 355 NCBIGJES Actually, I'm not looking to sell that one just yet. I did have some questions I wanted to ask you... 356 NCBIGJES Actually, I'm not looking to sell that slave. Let's deal another time. 357 NCBIGJES Very well. I had some questions for you, though... 358 NCBIGJES All right. Some other time when I get better stock, then. 370 NCBIGJES No. She has seen much hard travel and looks tired... 250 chips for her or nothing. 371 NCBIGJES The boy looks soft and weak. I'll not give more than 200 chips for him. 372 NCBIGJES No. The tribal smells and looks to be... difficult. It will be hard to break him in. 100 chips. 373 NCBIGJES The man is old. I will take him for 100 chips. 375 NCBIGJES No. 500 chips. 377 NCBIGJES Senor Mordino, please... you are in danger of insulting me. This is prime stock, it is worth much more than that. 390 NCBIGJES (Mordino walks around Miria, examines her face carefully, then slaps her ass.) Hmmmm. 500 chips for her, then. 391 NCBIGJES (Mordino walks around Davin, rolls up the boy's sleeve and examines his muscles, then checks his eyes for chem use.) Hmmmm. He looks strong enough. 400 chips for him, then. 392 NCBIGJES (Mordino walks around Sulik, frowning.) Hmmmm. He looks strong... and tolerant of pain, to stick a bone in his nose so far. 200 chips for him. 393 NCBIGJES (Mordino walks around Vic, frowning.) Hmmmmm. I will take him for 200 chips. No more. 394 NCBIGJES (Mordino walks around Cassidy, frowning.) Hmmmmm. I will take him for 200 chips. No more. 395 NCBIGJES (Mordino studies the Robobrain for a few minutes.) A thousand chips, then. 396 NCBIGJES (Mordino studies the cyberdog for a few minutes.) A thousand chips, then. 410 NCBIGJES (Mordino has Miria led away while counting your money.) Here. 411 NCBIGJES (Mordino has Davin led away while counting your money.) Here. 412 NCBIGJES (Mordino has Sulik led away while counting your money.) Here. 413 NCBIGJES (Mordino has Vic led away while counting your money.) Here. 414 NCBIGJES (Mordino has Cassidy led away while counting your money.) Here. 415 NCBIGJES (Mordino has Robobrain led away while counting your money.) Here. 416 NCBIGJES (Mordino has the cyberdog led away while counting your money.) Here. 417 NCBIGJES Would you like to see what else I have in stock? 418 NCBIGJES Thank you, Senor Mordino. By the way, I had some questions I wanted to ask you... 419 NCBIGJES Thank you, Senor Mordino. I hope the slave serves you well. Goodbye. 430 NCBIGJES (Sweat trickles down Mordino's face. His expression darkens.) You are a dog, and a SON of a dog. I will not buy from the likes of you. Leave... and do NOT return. 431 NCBIGJES Senor Mordino, please... reconsider... 432 NCBIGJES (Leave quietly.) 440 NCBIGJES (Mordino studies you.) Very well. I� have work for you. Take� (Takes a deep wheezing breath, wipes sweat from his forehead.) �this package... to the *stables* north of Reno. Give it to a man... Ramirez, then return. 441 NCBIGJES Okay. Sounds easy enough. 442 NCBIGJES I will go there now, Senor Mordino. 443 NCBIGJES What's in the package? 444 NCBIGJES Uh, I've changed my mind. I think I'll pass. 450 NCBIGJES I�do not pay you... to ask questions. 451 NCBIGJES Well, I'd like to know what I'm carrying before I drop it off. Is it dangerous? 452 NCBIGJES Nevermind then. I'm off. 460 NCBIGJES Head north up Virgin street, past the casinos... follow the trail that leads outside of town. You will... come to the Stables. Now go. 461 NCBIGJES (Follow his directions...) 470 NCBIGJES Have� you done as I asked? 471 NCBIGJES No, I haven't delivered the package yet. 472 NCBIGJES Yes, I delivered it to Ramirez as you asked. 473 NCBIGJES Yes, I've been to the Stables and dropped off your package� do you know what they DO there? They're torturing slaves with chems. 474 NCBIGJES Yes, I gave your package to that guard, Ramirez� you know that guy's a Jet head? He was REEKING of Jet fumes. 480 NCBIGJES Then... why are you here? (Big Jesus wipes his forehead, then takes a deep breath.) WHY did you not deliver the package? 481 NCBIGJES Well, I had some questions first... 482 NCBIGJES I'm going to go do it right now. 483 NCBIGJES Uh, you know what? I think I'll take care of it right now... 490 NCBIGJES (Nods.) Very well. Here is... your payment. A hundred... chips. For a... simple delivery... it is more than enough. 491 NCBIGJES It's better than nothing, I guess. 492 NCBIGJES Thank you, Senor Mordino. 500 NCBIGJES (Squints angrily. A bead of sweat trickles down the side of his face.) They are� cattle. No more. 501 NCBIGJES You monster� you just signed your own death warrant. 502 NCBIGJES Uh... just checking. About my payment... 510 NCBIGJES I have no more... work for you. (Nods at the door.) I wish to be alone. Leave now... and do NOT return. 511 NCBIGJES Aw, c'mon. There must be SOME other job that I could do... 512 NCBIGJES Okay. 520 NCBIGJES I� have more work for you. I need someone� (He takes a deep wheezing breath, then wipes sweat from his forehead.) � to collect my percentage from the... Corsican Brothers. They are LATE in their payments. 523 NCBIGJES I think I'll pass. Thanks anyway. 530 NCBIGJES Head north up Virgin street. They are across from the gym... if they give you trouble... if they make excuses... HURT them. 531 NCBIGJES Okay. I'm on it. 532 NCBIGJES Very well, Senor Mordino. 540 NCBIGJES I said you could... HURT the Corsican Brothers. I did not give you permission to... KILL them. 541 NCBIGJES Hey, look... they started throwing down, and I just defended myself... 542 NCBIGJES They were saying bad things about your mother, Big Jesus. I HAD to kill them. 543 NCBIGJES Oh. Guess I misheard. 551 NCBIGJES Uh... yes, but I don't have the money on me. Just give me some time, and I'll return it to you. 552 NCBIGJES Yes, here is the money. 553 NCBIGJES No, not yet. 554 NCBIGJES No, uh, I'll go take care of it now. 560 NCBIGJES Then... why are you here? (He wipes his forehead, then takes a deep breath.) WHY do you not have the money? 561 NCBIGJES Well, you see, I had some questions first... 562 NCBIGJES Good question. I'm going to go do it right now. 570 NCBIGJES (Nods as you give him the money.) Here. Half... is yours. Heh. They had already paid me this month, but I like to keep them... on their toes. 571 NCBIGJES Hey, thanks, Big Jesus. 580 NCBIGJES (Senor Mordino looks at you for a long time, then nods slightly.) I have one last job for you. There� (Takes a deep wheezing breath, wipes sweat from his forehead.)� is a MAN who must die. 581 NCBIGJES He's as good as dead. The corpse got a name? 582 NCBIGJES Who is this man? 583 NCBIGJES Who is this man you wish dead, Senor Mordino? 584 NCBIGJES Whoa, nobody say anything about murder. Forget it. 585 NCBIGJES I cannot take this job, Senor Mordino, I'm sorry. Goodbye. 595 NCBIGJES You come to me for work. I give you... work and you complain like a CHILD. (Takes a deep, rasping breath, then coughs.) You... are no longer welcome here... in my casino. Leave. 596 NCBIGJES You come to me for work. You refuse my... offer. (Takes a deep, rasping breath, then coughs.) You... are no longer welcome here... in my casino. Leave. 597 NCBIGJES Before I go, I had some questions I wanted to ask you... 598 NCBIGJES I'm not done TALKING to you yet, "Big Jesus." 599 NCBIGJES My apologies, Senor Mordino. I will leave at once. 600 NCBIGJES Why don't you MAKE me leave? 610 NCBIGJES This man, Louis Salvatore� he has killed many of my men� many PROUD men of the Mordino family. He... butchered them in the street like... dogs. (His hand clenches into a fist.) It is my will that this man die. 611 NCBIGJES If you got the chips, he's good as dead. 612 NCBIGJES Wait a minute. Louis Salvatore who rules the Salvatore family? The ones that have the lightbringers that can slice men in half? 613 NCBIGJES I will see the Mordino family avenged, Senor Mordino. I will return when I have completed the task. 614 NCBIGJES I can't accept this assignment. I'm leaving. 615 NCBIGJES All right then. I'll do it. 620 NCBIGJES I shall pay you... when Salvatore breathes no more. 621 NCBIGJES Wait a minute. Louis Salvatore who rules the Salvatore family? The ones that have the lightbringers that can cut men in half? 1621 NCBIGJES Well... all right then. I'll do it. 623 NCBIGJES I don't stick my neck out for nothing. I'm outta here. 630 NCBIGJES (Mordino nods, studies your expression.) Does that... make you afraid? If so, leave. (Points at door.) The Mordino family has no use for... cowards. 631 NCBIGJES No, I'll do it. 633 NCBIGJES Call me a coward, but I like breathing. I'll pass on this job. 640 NCBIGJES (Nods.) That is good. The man is old... a cripple... he hides in his bar, "Salvatore's," near the Bishop Casino. He is a... coward and never leaves his room upstairs. When he is... dead, return. 641 NCBIGJES Cripple? 642 NCBIGJES All right. 650 NCBIGJES (Nods.) The butcher's legs... are weak. (Jesus wipes his forehead, then draws another weak breath.) He also has... difficulty... breathing. He takes air through an... oxygen tank. 651 NCBIGJES Oxygen tank, huh? Hmmmm. All right. 652 NCBIGJES I'll be back when he is dead, Senor Mordino. 660 NCBIGJES Louis Salvatore lives. Why have you returned? 661 NCBIGJES (A bead of sweat trickles down the side of Mordino's face.) You have done as I asked? Louis Salvatore is dead? 662 NCBIGJES He is dead. Your family is avenged, Senor Mordino. 663 NCBIGJES No, I shall return when I have killed him. 664 NCBIGJES Salvatore's too well-guarded. I'm going to have to cancel on this job. 670 NCBIGJES If you... run from this job, I will have you... KILLED. 671 NCBIGJES Since you put it that way, I shall return when he's dead. 672 NCBIGJES Try anything, and you'll be joining the Mordinos the Salvatores butchered. 680 NCBIGJES So I have heard. (Nods respectfully.) You have done... well. My faith in you is not misplaced. Here is... your payment. Five hundred... chips. 681 NCBIGJES Thanks. 682 NCBIGJES That'll do... for now. 683 NCBIGJES And... armor and a weapon you may find... useful. 690 NCBIGJES (Nods.) Your success... pleases me. I would welcome you into the Family Mordino. (Clasps your shoulders.) Will you join our family? Your strength shall be... our strength. 691 NCBIGJES It would please me to become a member of Family Mordino. 692 NCBIGJES I can't join the Mordinos. But don't get me wrong, Big Jesus: It was a pleasure working with you. 693 NCBIGJES I don't want to join, thanks. I've got a village I have to save first. 700 NCBIGJES (Nods.) I'm sorry that is your choice. As I said, your success pleases me... I would hate for your skills to be used by one of my... competitors. (Motions to his guards, who reach for their weapons.) 710 NCBIGJES That is good. Do you have... a name by which you wish to be called? All Mordinos... all Reno... shall know this name. 711 NCBIGJES Yeah, how about... 720 NCBIGJES ... that is a good name. (Nods.) The Mordino name has... weight in New Reno. Visit... the Cat's Paw... New Reno Arms... and tell them you are of my family... they will treat you well. 730 NCBIGJES (Stares at you for a long time, then squints in confusion.) Why� do you ask me this? I have� HEARD what happened. (Wipes his brow.) The boy took too much Jet and died. 731 NCBIGJES That's the problem. The Mordinos are the biggest suppliers of Jet in New Reno. That makes you the ones who will take the blame. 732 NCBIGJES Do you know where he got the Jet? 733 NCBIGJES All right then. Just asking. I had some other questions... 734 NCBIGJES I see. I think I better be going. 740 NCBIGJES (Wheezes, wipes more sweat from his forehead.) If the Wrights had the� SENSE they were born with, they would� know we are not the only family with Jet in New Reno. We� do NOT kill children. 741 NCBIGJES Just adults, huh? I mean, Jet takes a while to kill someone, but it works, right? 742 NCBIGJES Somebody else might, and they might blacken the Mordino name. You know who might have sold Richard the Jet that killed him? 743 NCBIGJES I see. Look, I had some other questions... 744 NCBIGJES Thanks for the information, Senor Mordino. I must be going now. 750 NCBIGJES (Shakes head.) I� know little of the lives of pushers in Reno. (Takes a raspy breath, coughs slightly.) You� might ask my son... in the casino, below. 751 NCBIGJES I will. I had some other questions� 752 NCBIGJES I will. Thanks, Senor Mordino. 760 NCBIGJES The temperature does not� agree with me. My breathing is� sometimes difficult. In times of stress or other physical activity, I tire quickly. Sometimes, I have chest pains. 761 NCBIGJES Really. Well, it's good you don't take any metamphetamines or stimulants, then. I had some other questions... 762 NCBIGJES I see. I better be going now. 770 NCBIGJES I do not know you... you come to me... without anyone's word to give your offer... weight. (Wipes his brow, then takes a deep, rattling breath.) I have NO work for you. 771 NCBIGJES C'mon, give me a chance. Give me a job, any job... I can do it. 780 NCBIGJES Not everyone at the Stables... KNOWS they are test subjects. 781 NCBIGJES Uh... come again? 782 NCBIGJES Oh. Uh, about my payment then... 790 NCBIGJES Ramirez let... four slaves escape last month. (Shakes his head slightly.) That is not good. Within the hour, the Jet you gave Ramirez will stop his... heart. It is PUNISHMENT. 792 NCBIGJES You used me to KILL that guy? That's it, Jesus, I'm outta here. 850 NCBIGJES You have collected Big Jesus's tribute. 875 NCBIGJES You have assassinated Big Jesus. 900 NCBIGJES You have become a made man of the Mordino family. 925 NCBIGJES You have completed the contract hit for Big Jesus. 100 NCBILL You see Bill. 150 NCBILL You see a withered man with bushy white eyebrows. He looks like he needs a drink. 200 NCBILL ::Coughs:: 201 NCBILL ::Stares at bartender:: 202 NCBILL ::Gestures for another drink:: 203 NCBILL ::Glares:: 210 NCBILL Get lost, stupid. 220 NCBILL (The man doesn't even glance up as you approach him. He is staring at the wall behind the bar.) 221 NCBILL Uh, hey, heard any good rumors? 222 NCBILL Hey, what do you think of these new glasses I'm wearing? 223 NCBILL Hey, you ever kill anybody? 224 NCBILL (Leave him alone.) 230 NCBILL What kind of an asshole question is that? 231 NCBILL Whoa. Back up. Just curious. 232 NCBILL Okay, well never mind then. 240 NCBILL Back up yerself. 241 NCBILL Not before I beat the living crap out of you. 250 NCBILL (The man turns his glare on you.) You look like an idiot. 251 NCBILL Whoa. Back up. I was just asking for your opinion. 252 NCBILL Uh� thanks for the honesty, then. 260 NCBILL (Gestures for you to shut up and let him drink.) 100 NCBISGRD You see one of Bishop's bodyguards. 150 NCBISGRD You see a rugged-looking man dressed in leather armor. Numerous scars and gunshot wounds cover his body. 151 NCBISGRD You see one of Bishop's bodyguards. He is scanning the area and fingering his weapon. 200 NCBISGRD Hey! 201 NCBISGRD ! Way to kick the Enclave's ass! 205 NCBISGRD How the hell do you go to the bathroom with that thing on? 210 NCBISGRD Bishop expecting you, 211 NCBISGRD ? Go on up. Just don't be waving that weapon around him. 215 NCBISGRD Uh, look� Bishop's expecting you, right, 216 NCBISGRD ? Go on up. Turn off the sneak, though. 221 NCBISGRD ? Go on up. 225 NCBISGRD You just walked into the WRONG place, dipshit. 226 NCBISGRD Well, look at the brass balls on this son of a bitch... get, boy, before we gun you down. 227 NCBISGRD This guy's asking for trouble� 228 NCBISGRD You better leave, 229 NCBISGRD Well, if it isn't 230 NCBISGRD I hear the 231 NCBISGRD Didn't think members of family 232 NCBISGRD You just walked into the WRONG place, bitch. 233 NCBISGRD Well, look at the swagger on this bitch... 234 NCBISGRD Get, girl. Before we gun you down. 235 NCBISGRD This bitch's asking for trouble� 236 NCBISGRD I hear the 245 NCBISGRD Yo, champ. No weapons in here, 'kay? 246 NCBISGRD Yo, champ! Put that weapon away. 247 NCBISGRD Hey, 255 NCBISGRD What are you sneaking around for? 256 NCBISGRD Are you trying to avoid your fans? 257 NCBISGRD Uh, why all the secrecy? 265 NCBISGRD Yo, 266 NCBISGRD Yo, 275 NCBISGRD Yo, lover-boy. No weapons in here, 'kay? 276 NCBISGRD Hey, 277 NCBISGRD Yo, 278 NCBISGRD Honey, you can't be carryin' weapons in here. Heh-heh... You're deadly enough as it is. 279 NCBISGRD Hey, 285 NCBISGRD Honey, with a body like that, you won't be able to sneak anywhere. 290 NCBISGRD Love the films, 291 NCBISGRD Loved you in Great Balls for Hire. 292 NCBISGRD Loved you in Good Will Humping. 293 NCBISGRD I'm a big fan of your work in Pokeahotass. 294 NCBISGRD ::whistles:: 300 NCBISGRD You looking to fill a grave in Golgotha, slaver? Put that thing away. 301 NCBISGRD Put that weapon away, slaver, or I'll use you for target practice. 302 NCBISGRD Slaver, you better secure that weapon right NOW. 305 NCBISGRD You looking to fill a grave in Golgotha, slaver? Stop sneaking around. 306 NCBISGRD Stop sneaking around, slaver, or I'll use you for target practice. 307 NCBISGRD Maybe you better go back to ninja school, slaver - now stop sneaking around. 308 NCBISGRD Slaver, you better stop that sneaking around shit right NOW. 315 NCBISGRD You looking to fill a grave in Golgotha, tribal? Put that thing away. 316 NCBISGRD Put that weapon away, tribal, or I'll use you for target practice. 317 NCBISGRD Tribal, you better secure that weapon right NOW. 325 NCBISGRD You looking to fill a grave in Golgotha, tribal? Stop sneaking around. 326 NCBISGRD Stop sneaking around, tribal, or I'll use you for target practice. 327 NCBISGRD Maybe you better go back to ninja school, tribal - now stop sneaking around. 328 NCBISGRD Tribal, you better stop that sneaking around shit right NOW. 335 NCBISGRD Get that robot outta here. Now. 336 NCBISGRD Get that robot outta here before we turn it into a trashcan fire. 337 NCBISGRD That robot's gonna be spare parts if it stays. 345 NCBISGRD I *thought* I smelled mutant. You better get his yellow ass outta here. Now. 346 NCBISGRD You and your mutant friend looking to get shot? Beat it. 347 NCBISGRD That mutant better get outta here right now, or we'll be mounting his head on a wall. 355 NCBISGRD I *thought* I smelled something rotting. Get that ghoul outta here. 356 NCBISGRD Get that stinky ghoul outta here. Now. 357 NCBISGRD That ghoul ain't outta here in a minute, he's gonna be deader than he already is. 365 NCBISGRD Catch the fight last night? 366 NCBISGRD I'm hitting the bar after work. 370 NCBISGRD You can go up if you want. Bishop got whacked, so you can use the pool, too. 375 NCBISGRD What d'you want, pal? Make it quick. 376 NCBISGRD What d'you want, hon? Make it quick. 377 NCBISGRD You again. What the hell d'you want now? 378 NCBISGRD Me want world peace 379 NCBISGRD Me want to go up stairs 380 NCBISGRD Hoo Yoo 381 NCBISGRD Wander off 382 NCBISGRD What's up those stairs? 383 NCBISGRD I'm here to see Mr. Bishop. 384 NCBISGRD I'm here to see Mr. Bishop. I have a suitcase for him from Mr. Moore. 385 NCBISGRD Sorry, I seem to have taken a wrong turn. I'll be going now. 390 NCBISGRD You got some business upstairs, pal? 391 NCBISGRD You got some business upstairs, honey? 405 NCBISGRD Boy, you are one stupid son of a bitch, aren'tcha? 406 NCBISGRD Boy, you are one stupid bitch, aren'tcha? 407 NCBISGRD Look, get out of here before we beat the rest of your brains outta you. 408 NCBISGRD ME WANT WORLD PEACE ME WANT WORLD PEACE 409 NCBISGRD ME SAY ME WANT TO GO UP STAIRS 410 NCBISGRD HOO YOO 411 NCBISGRD Shamble off 412 NCBISGRD Let me pass. 414 NCBISGRD All right. I'm leaving. 420 NCBISGRD Dipshit, you just earned yourself a ticket to a world of hurt. 421 NCBISGRD Bitch, you just earned yourself a ticket to a world of hurt. 422 NCBISGRD YOO ONE WHO GET HURT 423 NCBISGRD only want to be left ALONE but WORLD hurt 424 NCBISGRD so 425 NCBISGRD SMASH PUNY HUMANS 426 NCBISGRD Scream and dive for cover 427 NCBISGRD Go silent, brace yourself, and get ready to do some damage. 428 NCBISGRD You want some of THIS, boys?! YOU WANT SOME?! Then come GET some, you pathetic SONS OF BIT -- 435 NCBISGRD If you don't know, then you don't NEED to know. Now blow. 445 NCBISGRD Well, that's too damn bad, cuz Bishop took the road to the sky not too long ago. Now beat it. 446 NCBISGRD You deaf? John Friggin' Bishop is friggin' DEAD, awright? Now get outta here before you join him. 447 NCBISGRD Look, I need to go upstairs, just for a second. 448 NCBISGRD Okay, I'm leaving. 455 NCBISGRD No, I know Mr. Bishop's schedule, and you ain't on it. 456 NCBISGRD He's expecting me. Tell him I'm here. 458 NCBISGRD All right then. Goodbye. 465 NCBISGRD Awright, pal. What's yer name? I'll check with the boss. 466 NCBISGRD Awright, hon. What's yer name? I'll check with the boss. 467 NCBISGRD I'm 468 NCBISGRD . 469 NCBISGRD You don't need my name. Just let me see him. 471 NCBISGRD Forget it. You don't need to check�I'll be going. 475 NCBISGRD (The guard steps away for a moment, opens a panel one of the walls and whispers something. He waits for a minute, listens, then turns back to you.) 476 NCBISGRD He doesn't know you. Piss off, pal. You're wasting our time. 477 NCBISGRD He doesn't know you. Piss off, hon. You're wasting our time. 478 NCBISGRD Let me see him. Now. 479 NCBISGRD Tell him I have a suitcase for him... from Mr. Moore. 480 NCBISGRD Forget it then. 490 NCBISGRD (The guard steps away for a moment, opens a panel one of the walls and whispers something. He waits for a minute, listens, then turns back to you and shrugs.) He says you can head on up. 491 NCBISGRD All right. 495 NCBISGRD Yo, 496 NCBISGRD ! 497 NCBISGRD Mr. Bishop 'xpecting you? 498 NCBISGRD Yes. Can I head on up? We have business to discuss. 499 NCBISGRD No, not right now. Take care, guys. 505 NCBISGRD Sure, go on up, 506 NCBISGRD . 507 NCBISGRD Next time, don't even sweat asking�just head on up. 508 NCBISGRD Thanks. 1228 NCBISGRD . Now. 1229 NCBISGRD . Ain't your family gonna be missing you? 1230 NCBISGRD family is a bunch of pussies. What you think about that? 1231 NCBISGRD had time to do much more than kiss their bosses' ass. 1236 NCBISGRD family is a bunch of pussies. Now I see it's true. 1247 NCBISGRD ! You can't be showing weapons in here, awright? 1265 NCBISGRD . You taking care of yourself? 1266 NCBISGRD . What's up? 1276 NCBISGRD ! You can't be showing weapons in here, awright? 1277 NCBISGRD ! Put that weapon away. 1279 NCBISGRD ! You can show your tits, but you can't show weapons in here, awright? 100 NCBISHOP You see Mr. Bishop. 150 NCBISHOP You see a powerful-looking middle-aged man. 151 NCBISHOP You see Mr. Bishop. He looks grim. 200 NCBISHOP You got some balls coming in here. 201 NCBISHOP You got some balls. 202 NCBISHOP Why didn't you just tack a sign on your chest that says, 'dumb mother fucker?' 203 NCBISHOP Eat lead, you 204 NCBISHOP bastard. 205 NCBISHOP Eat lead, you stupid son of a bitch. 206 NCBISHOP Eat lead, bitch. 207 NCBISHOP Me not LIKE lead taste gross 208 NCBISHOP Shamble off 209 NCBISHOP If that's what you want carved on your tombstone, so be it... 210 NCBISHOP Poor choice of last words. 211 NCBISHOP (Run for it.) 220 NCBISHOP What th --? Who are you and what the HELL do you want? 221 NCBISHOP Me 222 NCBISHOP . 223 NCBISHOP Me Whoo? 224 NCBISHOP Wander off 225 NCBISHOP I am a warrior on a holy quest to retrieve the Garden of Eden Creation Kit. Do you know where I might find it? 226 NCBISHOP I'm looking for a Garden of Eden Creation Kit. Can you help me? 227 NCBISHOP I'm looking for a place called Vault 13. Have you heard of it? 228 NCBISHOP I thought you might have some more work for me. 229 NCBISHOP Sorry -- wrong room. 240 NCBISHOP (Studies you.) Even under all that get-up, you still look like one of them tribals� (Snorts.) The boys said you got a briefcase for me. From a mutual "acquaintance." Let's see it. 241 NCBISHOP Here you go. 242 NCBISHOP Uh�funny thing, that�seems like somewhere from the door to here I misplaced it. 243 NCBISHOP Actually, I'd like to hold onto it. I'll bring it back in a while. 250 NCBISHOP (Opens briefcase, checks contents, snaps case shut.) It's from Moore, all right. 'Cept this note in here says you can't be trusted farther than a snake can shit. You done walked into the WRONG room, tribal. 251 NCBISHOP (Opens briefcase, checks contents, snaps case shut.) It's from Moore, all right. Says you check out, tribal. Lucky for you�(Smiles.)�you come in here with a bad rep, and you're asking for a quick trip to the sky. 252 NCBISHOP Maybe so, but I'm going to be the only walking out. 253 NCBISHOP Well, I delivered the case like Moore asked� now about the payment�? 254 NCBISHOP I'm curious. What's in the briefcase? 255 NCBISHOP Glad everything's in order� look, I've got to be going. 265 NCBISHOP Hold your horses, tribal� we ain't even discussed payment yet. 266 NCBISHOP Hold your horses, tribal� I have some questions for you first. 267 NCBISHOP (Studies you.) So�where do YOU know Moore from? He trying to play politics amongst the tribes now? Ha! That boy missed his calling. 268 NCBISHOP I met him in Vault City, spreading the word. I offered to help him out by delivering this briefcase to you. 269 NCBISHOP I just happened to run across him during my travels. I offered to help him out by delivering this briefcase to you. 275 NCBISHOP Heh� damn human of you� for all his preaching, ol' Tomcat Moore can't seem to step off his soapbox long enough to actually to do any legwork. Heh� still, that don't make him any different than any other NCR boy. 276 NCBISHOP He does preach a lot. Still, he seems to make a lot of sense. 277 NCBISHOP He does have a certain�way with words. 278 NCBISHOP Yeah, well, at some point the work's gotta be done, and they call me to make sure things get delivered�like that briefcase. 285 NCBISHOP (To himself.) 'Course, being able to whip a crowd into a frenzy ain't too bad if you're going into politics� (Studies you suspiciously.) You ain't NCR, too, are you? Tomcat's about the only one of them I can stand for the moment. 286 NCBISHOP Yeah, I'm from the NCR, too. It's not the best, but it's a living. I'm pretty much a free agent. 287 NCBISHOP No, I'm just a traveler. I agreed to help Moore out because I needed work. 295 NCBISHOP (Nods at case.) Well, this briefcase was worth it. A little slice of Vault City inside, some of that precious tech that frigid bitch Lynette doesn't want to part with�but hey, tribal, I ain't paid you yet. Here's your cut. 296 NCBISHOP Say�I don't have any other jobs lined up at the moment. Do you have any work for me? 297 NCBISHOP Yeah�thanks. Look, I've got to be going. 305 NCBISHOP No�I ain't got no more work for you�but hey, thanks for all you've done. 306 NCBISHOP No�I ain't got nothing for you. Lotta deaths down in NCR recently have made my life a little easier�but hey, thanks for the delivery. 307 NCBISHOP (Nods at the exit.) Now you go on and get outta here. I got other business to attend to. 308 NCBISHOP I deliver that stupid case to you all the way from Vault City, then you give me the brush off? I think I'll just take the REST of my payment out of your safe. 309 NCBISHOP No, I don't think I'll be leaving just yet. You still got BUSINESS with me...dead man. 310 NCBISHOP All right, then. I'm leaving. 315 NCBISHOP Hold on a minute there, tribal�(Smiles, taps briefcase.) Ol' Tomcat says you're a team player. I need people like that. I got a job for you, if you're interested. 316 NCBISHOP I'm listening. 317 NCBISHOP No, I've really got to be heading on. 325 NCBISHOP (Checks you out for a moment, then nods.) Yeah�I got a job for you. 326 NCBISHOP I have this�"problem" down South in NCR. This fella, Westin, has a big mouth that needs to be shut�permanently. Half a grand, easy money. 327 NCBISHOP No problem. This Westin is as good as dead. 328 NCBISHOP Not interested. Find somebody else. 335 NCBISHOP Hold on. I ain't FINISHED telling you everything yet. I want this guy dead, but it can't LOOK like he was aced. Don't put a bullet in his skull, don't stab him to death, don't do ANYTHING that smells of a hit. 336 NCBISHOP What? How -- 337 NCBISHOP That's gonna cost ex -- 338 NCBISHOP Because...? 345 NCBISHOP Because that's the way it HAS to be done. You piss off anyone down there, make them think that I had ANYTHING to do with that son of a bitch kicking the bucket, and I'll make sure no one can identify your corpse. 346 NCBISHOP How the hell am I supposed to whack somebody and NOT make it look like murder? 347 NCBISHOP Forget it� not my style. Find somebody else. I'm outta here. 355 NCBISHOP That's YOUR problem, tribal, not mine. Do some mumbo-jumbo, mix up some poisonous plants and slip it into his drink, choke him in his sleep, push him off a building, I don't care. Just so it doesn't look like a hit. 356 NCBISHOP All right� and one more time in case I ain't made myself CRYSTAL clear: it's got to look like an accident, or it's no good. 357 NCBISHOP Done. I'll be back after Westin has had his� "accident." 358 NCBISHOP I HEARD you the first time. I'll be back after Westin has had his� "accident." 359 NCBISHOP If you don't want me to put a bullet in his skull, that's gonna raise the price a little. 360 NCBISHOP You want me to make it look like an accident, eh? Then I need to know more about this 'Westin.' 361 NCBISHOP I'm not the person for this job. Forget it. 370 NCBISHOP All right then. I expect to hear from you soon. And remember, tribal, you don't know me, and we never had this conversation. Word gets out, and I'll put you down. 371 NCBISHOP Don't you worry about ME, Bishop. You just make sure you got that cash waiting for me when I get back. 372 NCBISHOP No problem. I'll be back. 380 NCBISHOP I'm already paying you more than YOUR life's worth, tribal. Don't push me. 381 NCBISHOP A thousand or nothing. This is a special job, and I got expenses. I got to get to NCR, arrange the 'accident,' and most likely have to shell out some MORE cash for some special 'accident-prone' items to get things done. So don't push ME, all right? 382 NCBISHOP Make it an even thousand, and you got yourself a hitman. 383 NCBISHOP 750 chips oughta cover it. 384 NCBISHOP 500 chips, then. Westin's a dead man. 385 NCBISHOP Then forget it. Get somebody else. I'm outta here. 390 NCBISHOP You want WHAT? Tribal, you're lucky to get as much as you're getting. 391 NCBISHOP Look, last time: It's going to cost you more than 500 chips. 393 NCBISHOP Then forget it. Find somebody else. I'm outta here. 400 NCBISHOP All right then! You BETTER deliver, tribal. You don't, if you mess this up or if ANYONE hears about this deal, and I'm gonna put a knife wound on your body for every chip you asked for. 401 NCBISHOP No problem. Westin's a dead man. 402 NCBISHOP That so? Well, then find somebody else to solve your problem. I'm outta here. 410 NCBISHOP Hmmmm. All right, fair enough�what do you need to know? 411 NCBISHOP Like�? 412 NCBISHOP Where can I FIND this guy? I don't want to have to hunt his ass down when I get to NCR. 413 NCBISHOP This guy got any kin, any family? Any witnesses I got to worry about? 414 NCBISHOP What's this guy's health like? Any illnesses? 416 NCBISHOP What does this Westin DO? What's his job schedule like? 417 NCBISHOP I don't want this job. Find somebody else. 425 NCBISHOP He's got a ranch in NCR. Follow the brahmin stink, and you should find it without too much trouble. 426 NCBISHOP I had some other questions about Westin� 428 NCBISHOP The more I hear about this, the less I like it. Forget this. 435 NCBISHOP No kids, no wife, no family to speak of. There might be some ranch hands, but they shouldn't be too much trouble. 437 NCBISHOP Wait a minute� "ranch hands?" Are they ARMED? And how many is SOME? 438 NCBISHOP All right, that's good enough to go on. Westin's a dead man. 445 NCBISHOP Probably armed� and as for a headcount, I haven't GOT one. I know he's got workers, and there's most likely more than one. Dealing with them's YOUR problem, tribal. 446 NCBISHOP Great, that's really helpful. Look, I had some other questions about Westin� 447 NCBISHOP Well, that's enough to go on. Westin's a dead man. 455 NCBISHOP Well� rumor has it he doesn't go out much. I thought I heard something 'bout him having a bad heart, so he doesn't exert himself much. (Snorts.) Either that, or he doesn't like the sun. 456 NCBISHOP Hmmmm. I had some other questions about Westin� 457 NCBISHOP Heart trouble, huh? Does he have a doctor? Does he take any medication for it? 465 NCBISHOP (Smiles.) I like the way you think, tribal� well, I don't know if he takes any chems for his heart, but I know he'd have to be pretty damn careful about which ones he DID take with that heart o' his. 475 NCBISHOP (Frowns.) He's a brahmin rancher. An animal herder. So? 476 NCBISHOP All right then. I had some other questions about Westin� 477 NCBISHOP No, he's something MORE. Or else we wouldn't be having this conversation. 485 NCBISHOP (Glares at you.) He's also a councilor in the NCR congress. That SCARE you, tribal? It shouldn't. Do your job, and you got nothing to worry about. Fuck it up, and Westin'll be the least of your worries. 488 NCBISHOP A "councilor in the NCR Congress?" Screw this. Find somebody else�somebody with a death wish. 495 NCBISHOP All right then. Don't be a stranger now�I always got work for somebody who gets results. 496 NCBISHOP I'll keep that in mind. Goodbye. 500 NCBISHOP You done Westin yet? 501 NCBISHOP You DAMN well better have some good news for me. Is Westin dead or not? 502 NCBISHOP Tribal, my patience is wearing thin. Did you DO the goddamn job or not? 503 NCBISHOP Actually�funny thing, you might appreciate the irony�I had a counter offer. Let me show you what it is. 504 NCBISHOP Westin has had an�accident, yes. Terrible shame, a man like that dying so suddenly. Now about the money you owe me� 505 NCBISHOP Not yet. I've got a few things to take care of first. 507 NCBISHOP I came back to tell you I won't be doing the job. Forget it. 515 NCBISHOP You stupid bastard� 516 NCBISHOP You dumb bitch� 517 NCBISHOP you got some balls coming back here after fucking up the way you did in NCR. Why didn't you just tack a sign on Westin saying, 'contract hit?' Yer gonna be a long time dying. 519 NCBISHOP Poor choice of last words, Bishop� 525 NCBISHOP Hey, tribal. That job's still open�if you want it. Pay's good. You interested? 536 NCBISHOP Here's your payment. 537 NCBISHOP Got any more work for me? 538 NCBISHOP This settle things between you and me now? If so, I'll be going. 539 NCBISHOP All right then. Pleasure doing business with you. 545 NCBISHOP Hold on a minute there, tribal� you did good. I got another job for you, IF you're interested. 547 NCBISHOP No, thanks. I'm not interested. 550 NCBISHOP (Checks you out for a moment, then nods.) 551 NCBISHOP Yeah�I got a job for you. 552 NCBISHOP I have another�"problem" down in NCR. Nail one, another pops up. This dead man's name is Carlson. He don't know he's dead yet. 553 NCBISHOP I have a�"problem" down south in NCR. The dead man's name is Carlson. He don't know he's dead yet. 554 NCBISHOP Make it happen, and it's worth 500 to you. 555 NCBISHOP No problem. This Carlson is as good as dead. 556 NCBISHOP ANOTHER murder? 565 NCBISHOP Ain't murder. Murder's an ugly word. This is business. Politics, if you will. Both two respectable institutions. You want the job or what? 575 NCBISHOP One more thing: I don't care if you go in there guns blazing with ol' Carlson. He's bound to be holed up there pretty tight after Westin bought it, so it doesn't need to be pretty, it just needs to be DONE, capiche? 576 NCBISHOP I don't care if you go in there guns blazing with ol' Carlson. He's holed up in his mansion tight, so it doesn't need to be pretty, it just needs to be DONE, capiche? 577 NCBISHOP And one more time in case I haven't made myself clear: I don't care HOW you whack this son of a bitch as long as he's dead and stays that way. 578 NCBISHOP Understood. I'm on it. 579 NCBISHOP All RIGHT�I heard you the first time. I'm on it. 580 NCBISHOP If that's the way it's gotta be�now let's talk about that price. 581 NCBISHOP I'm gonna need some info on this Carlson guy before I do anything. 582 NCBISHOP Oh, so NOW it's okay to go in with guns blazing? THAT would have been helpful with Westin. Forget this. 583 NCBISHOP Not interested. Find someone else. 590 NCBISHOP What the hell is this shit with you? I TOLD you the price. We AIN'T gonna negotiate. End of story�capiche? 591 NCBISHOP Look, Bishop. I iced Westin. He was no cakewalk, but I DID it. None of your boys could've done it, or you would've sent one of them. You want results? Then you talk to ME, and you better talk a price I want to hear. 592 NCBISHOP 1000 chips. That's all it'll take to put Carlson in early retirement. 593 NCBISHOP 500 chips then. Carlson's a dead man. 594 NCBISHOP Then forget it. Find somebody else. 600 NCBISHOP All right�a thousand chips. And that's it. I don't want to hear any more bullshit. Next words that cross your lips better be 'yes, Mr. Bishop. I'll do it.' 601 NCBISHOP Yes, Mr. Bishop. I'll do it. 602 NCBISHOP I'll SETTLE for 1000 chips. This time. 603 NCBISHOP 1000 chips? Are you joking? Make it 1500 and you got a deal. 604 NCBISHOP Forget it. I don't need this shit. 605 NCBISHOP Forget it. I don't need this. 615 NCBISHOP (Chews it over, then nods slightly.) Fair enough�what do you need to know? 616 NCBISHOP Like�? 622 NCBISHOP What does this Carlson DO? What's his job schedule like? 630 NCBISHOP He's holed up in the presidential mansion in NCR. Can't miss it. Finding a way in and whacking the geezer is your job. 631 NCBISHOP I had some other questions about Carlson� 632 NCBISHOP All right, that's good enough to go on. Carlson's a dead man. 640 NCBISHOP His wife's dead, but he's got a son, only seven or eight years old, that lives in the mansion with him...(Thinks.)...the place is bound to be guarded, though, so keep an eye out for security. 642 NCBISHOP Wait a minute�how MANY guards? 650 NCBISHOP Don't know exactly how many. I'd scope out the place, get a feel for the numbers. Of course, dealing with them's YOUR problem, tribal. 651 NCBISHOP Great, that's really helpful. Look, I had some other questions about Carlson� 652 NCBISHOP Well, that's enough to go on. Carlson's a dead man. 660 NCBISHOP No, nothing like that�that I KNOW of. He's a paranoid bastard, sure, but I don't think he's sick or nothing. (Frowns.) Then again, he's a pretty OLD guy, so his health can't be that great. 670 NCBISHOP (Glares at you.) He's the NCR Vice President. Don't let it bother you�get in one good shot, and they'll be fitting him for a coffin. Just make sure you're ABLE to get in at least one good shot. 671 NCBISHOP All right then. I had some other questions about Carlson� 673 NCBISHOP The "Vice President of NCR?" Screw this. Find somebody else�somebody with a death wish. 680 NCBISHOP You done Carlson yet? 681 NCBISHOP You DAMN well better have some good news for me. Is Carlson dead or not? 682 NCBISHOP Tribal, my patience is wearing thin. Did you kill Carlson or not? 683 NCBISHOP They're fitting Carlson for a coffin right now. Well, what's left of him, anyway. 695 NCBISHOP (Smiles.) Good job, tribal. I'm impressed�and I'm not an easy man to impress. 705 NCBISHOP Not exactly... (Smiles.) What I got is an OFFER: How about becoming part of the Family? I got big plans, and I could use you: you're resourceful, tough, and you get things DONE. That's the kind of soldier I need. 706 NCBISHOP I'm interested. What's in it for me? 707 NCBISHOP Thanks, but I can't be tied down...my village and my people are counting on me. 715 NCBISHOP Hold on�you didn't think I'd let you just WALK with what you know, did you? Heh. C'mon now�there's skeletons that need to be buried before this matter's closed. Letting you walk around�that's just bad policy. 716 NCBISHOP Hold on�you didn't think things were settled between us, did you? Heh. C'mon now�by my accounts, you still got a LOT you have to pay for. Plus, I can't let you leave with what you know�bad policy. 717 NCBISHOP Don't talk stupid, Bishop. Let me go, or I'll turn your backwater casino into an inferno. "Capiche?" 718 NCBISHOP Makes sense. Let me introduce you to my 9mm policy. 719 NCBISHOP "Bad policy?" I'll SHOW you BAD POLICY, YOU SON OF A B -- 725 NCBISHOP All right then, bottom line: 726 NCBISHOP You got a taste for women? I can make sure you're NEVER lonely again. Maybe you don't like the bitches, that's fine, I'll get you some glitterboys you can park your meat in. 727 NCBISHOP You got any young stud you fancy? I'll set you up with all the pretty boys you want. Or maybe you swing the other way, eh? I'll make sure you have a partner for every day of the week. 728 NCBISHOP Keep talking. 735 NCBISHOP You like to fly, get high, wire up? I can get you all of that. You want weapons, new hardware, a better piece of iron to plug some schlep with? All that bullshit�yours. IF� (Raises a finger.) IF you join the family. 736 NCBISHOP Sounds good. Sign me up... boss. 740 NCBISHOP All right then�! You got a name you want to be called? 741 NCBISHOP � 745 NCBISHOP �I like it, I like it. Now, if you wanna cash in on your reputation, hit the bar downstairs, or head down Virgin Street to the Cat's Paw. If you want to get some weapons, head on over to New Reno Arms. 746 NCBISHOP Will do�boss. 750 NCBISHOP Hey� 751 NCBISHOP . Everybody treating you all right? 752 NCBISHOP Everything's going good, Mr. Bishop. Just thought I'd check in, make sure everything's going well for you. See you later. 753 NCBISHOP Everything's going great. YOUR family in particular is showing me�EVERY courtesy. (Smile knowingly, then leave.) 755 NCBISHOP Hey, before you go�you going to be stopping by and seeing my wife again, tribal? 756 NCBISHOP Hey, before you go�you going to be stopping by and getting high with my daughter again, tribal? 757 NCBISHOP Do a little pow-wow? Eh? (Bishop's smiling, but there's not a trace of humor in it.) 758 NCBISHOP What happened between me and Leslie�er, Mrs. Bishop�didn't mean anything. We might as well have been�shaking hands. 759 NCBISHOP Hey�look, nothing happened, all right? 760 NCBISHOP What about it, Bishop? 761 NCBISHOP Maybe if you paid ATTENTION to Angela ever once in a while, she wouldn't look for attention...elsewhere. 762 NCBISHOP You'd be surprised how much those 'pow-wows' please your wife. It's as if she's NEVER had good sex. 763 NCBISHOP That's the LAST tribal crack you're ever going to make. Prepare to die. 770 NCBISHOP What, you think a little SHIT like you can fuck MY wife in MY penthouse and say 'NO' when I ask you for a simple favor? 771 NCBISHOP You think a little SHIT like you can fuck MY daughter in MY penthouse and then say 'NO' when I ask you for a simple favor? 772 NCBISHOP Nothing happened! I swear! I don't care what she said! I was drunk! And high! It was some other hero model, not me! 773 NCBISHOP Get to the POINT, Bishop. 774 NCBISHOP Get to the POINT, Bishop. I don't have time for your faux jealousy, all right? 775 NCBISHOP How about I do your entire family a favor and kill you right now? 785 NCBISHOP My wife belongs to ME. Anything that TOUCHES my wife belongs to ME. You got a choice, tribal: either give me a pound of flesh, or you take the job, and we're even. 786 NCBISHOP My wife belongs to ME. Anything that gets put IN my wife belongs to ME. You got a choice, tribal: either give me a pound of flesh, or you take the job, and we're even. 787 NCBISHOP My daughter is MINE. Anything that gets put IN my daughter belongs to ME. You got a choice, tribal: either give me a pound of flesh, or you take the job, and we're even. 788 NCBISHOP You can have the pound of flesh�just come get it. 789 NCBISHOP All right then. I'll do it� 790 NCBISHOP Your wife ain't WORTH that much. 791 NCBISHOP Your daughter ain't WORTH that much. 800 NCBISHOP Hey, but before you go�I like the look of your weapons there, tribal�kind of reminds me of this rumor I heard not too long ago. 801 NCBISHOP Rumor? 805 NCBISHOP Yeah�rumor in the wastes is somebody that matches your description wiped out those raiders south of Vault City. 806 NCBISHOP Had a big-ass mutant with a vise connected to his shoulder with him. 807 NCBISHOP Had some tribal with a bone through his nose with him. 808 NCBISHOP Had some robot with a brain in a dome with him. 809 NCBISHOP What you got to say to that? 810 NCBISHOP Say to wut? 811 NCBISHOP Oh that was ME! ME! I did it! 812 NCBISHOP Yeah, that was me. 813 NCBISHOP What have I got to say to that? Nothing. Why? 814 NCBISHOP Big desert, lots of raiders. Could be you're mistaken. 815 NCBISHOP Big desert, lots of character models look like me. Could be you're mistaken. 820 NCBISHOP Well, you must be some kind of ballsy mother fucker to waste all those boys by your lonesome. 821 NCBISHOP Well, you must be some kind of badass bitch to waste all those boys by your lonesome. 822 NCBISHOP Could be I don't LIKE what you did down there. COULD be I had some of my best people in that camp. 823 NCBISHOP Could be that if any guns get drawn in here, you'll FIND out what happened to those raiders personally. 824 NCBISHOP Maybe you should have trained them better. It was like shooting a bunch of geckos. DRUNK geckos. 825 NCBISHOP I didn't know they were working for you. They didn't exactly want to talk. 835 NCBISHOP That so? I think you were there. I think you're responsible. 836 NCBISHOP Way I see it, you OWE me big, tribal. You gotta do the work of twenty men to pay off that debt. 837 NCBISHOP You take the job, then�maybe�we can call it even. 838 NCBISHOP Not from where I'm standing. I figure one gunshot to your head oughta clear the debt. 840 NCBISHOP They attacked ME, Bishop. I don't owe you anything, and I'm not going to do your dirty work. Understand? 900 NCBISHOP You have delivered Thomas Moore's briefcase. 925 NCBISHOP You have assassinated Westin. 950 NCBISHOP You whacked Carlson. 100 NCBISMEN You see one of Bishop's men. 150 NCBISMEN You see a rugged looking man dressed in leather armor. Numerous scars and gunshot wounds cover his body. 151 NCBISMEN You see one of Bishop's men. He is scanning the area and fingering his weapon. 200 NCBISMEN Hey! 201 NCBISMEN ::cheers:: 202 NCBISMEN ::claps:: 203 NCBISMEN ::whistles:: 205 NCBISMEN How the hell do you go to the bathroom with that thing on? 210 NCBISMEN Nice piece you got there, 215 NCBISMEN Uh, why are you sneaking around, 216 NCBISMEN Uh, hey, 220 NCBISMEN Yo, 221 NCBISMEN Hey, 222 NCBISMEN Hey, 225 NCBISMEN You just walked into the wrong place, dipshit. 226 NCBISMEN Well, look at the brass balls on this son of a bitch... get, boy, before we gun you down. 227 NCBISMEN This guy's asking for trouble� 228 NCBISMEN I hear the 229 NCBISMEN You better leave, 230 NCBISMEN Well, if it isn't 231 NCBISMEN Didn't think members of family 232 NCBISMEN You just walked into the wrong place, bitch. 233 NCBISMEN Well, look at the swagger on this bitch... 234 NCBISMEN Get, girl. Before we gun you down. 235 NCBISMEN This bitch's asking for trouble� 236 NCBISMEN I hear the 250 NCBISMEN Yo, champ. No weapons in here, 'kay? 251 NCBISMEN Yo, champ! Put that weapon away. 252 NCBISMEN Hey, 255 NCBISMEN What are you sneaking around for? 256 NCBISMEN Are you trying to avoid your fans? 257 NCBISMEN Uh, why all the secrecy? 260 NCBISMEN Yo, 261 NCBISMEN Yo, 265 NCBISMEN Yo, lover-boy. No weapons in here, 'kay? 266 NCBISMEN Hey, 267 NCBISMEN Yo, 268 NCBISMEN Honey, you can't be carryin' weapons in here. Heh-heh... you're deadly enough as it is. 269 NCBISMEN Hey, 275 NCBISMEN Honey, with a body like that, you won't be able to sneak anywhere. 280 NCBISMEN Love the films, 281 NCBISMEN Loved you in Great Balls for Hire. 282 NCBISMEN Loved you in Good Will Humping. 283 NCBISMEN I'm a big fan of your work in Pokeahotass. 284 NCBISMEN Loved "Vault Sex-Teen." It was inspired. A cinematic tour-de-force. 285 NCBISMEN ::Whistles:: 295 NCBISMEN You looking to fill a grave in Golgotha, slaver? Put that thing away. 296 NCBISMEN Put that weapon away, slaver, or I'll use you for target practice. 297 NCBISMEN Slaver, you better secure that weapon right NOW. 300 NCBISMEN You looking to fill a grave in Golgotha, slaver? Stop sneaking around. 301 NCBISMEN Stop sneaking around, slaver, or I'll use you for target practice. 302 NCBISMEN Maybe you better go back to ninja school, slaver - now stop sneaking around. 303 NCBISMEN Slaver, you better stop that sneaking around shit right NOW. 305 NCBISMEN You looking to fill a grave in Golgotha, tribal? Put that thing away. 306 NCBISMEN Put that weapon away, tribal, or I'll use you for target practice. 307 NCBISMEN Tribal, you better secure that weapon right NOW. 310 NCBISMEN You looking to fill a grave in Golgotha, tribal? Stop sneaking around. 311 NCBISMEN Stop sneaking around, tribal, or I'll use you for target practice. 312 NCBISMEN Maybe you better go back to ninja school, tribal - now stop sneaking around. 313 NCBISMEN Tribal, you better stop that sneaking around shit right NOW. 315 NCBISMEN Get that robot outta here. Now. 316 NCBISMEN Get that robot outta here before we turn it into a trashcan fire. 317 NCBISMEN That robot's gonna be spare parts if it stays. 320 NCBISMEN I *thought* I smelled mutant. You better get his yellow ass outta here. 321 NCBISMEN You and your mutant friend looking to get shot? Beat it. 322 NCBISMEN That mutant better get outta here right now, or we'll be mounting his head on a wall. 325 NCBISMEN Catch the fight last night? 326 NCBISMEN I'm hitting the Cat's Paw after work. 330 NCBISMEN I thought the President was a myth, a boogey man used to scare children. 331 NCBISMEN You look like you've been through hell and back. Relax a little. You deserve it. 332 NCBISMEN They were gonna dump some new virus into the air? Bastards. Hope you shot a few for me. 333 NCBISMEN You might want to replay the game as a different character. 334 NCBISMEN You've got some serious muscle to bust the Enclave like you did. 335 NCBISMEN Just wandering around after you're done, picking up some EXPs, huh? Well, please don't kill ME, 'kay? 336 NCBISMEN New Reno was designed by Chris Avellone and scripted by Tom French. Rumor has it they will marry soon. 337 NCBISMEN I hope I get to be a major character in Fallout 3, like Tandi or Ian. Being a thug sucks. 338 NCBISMEN Yeah, I scored with Tandi once. When she was young, I mean. 339 NCBISMEN That Lynette chick is in bad need of some lovin', y'know? 340 NCBISMEN Heard you busted up that Enclave down South. Pretty brave. 350 NCBISMEN Hey, 351 NCBISMEN Yo, 352 NCBISMEN Hey, 353 NCBISMEN I heard Tommy the Balls is back in town, checking up on things. Watch out for him. 354 NCBISMEN You see Tommy the Balls, stay outta his way. 355 NCBISMEN Put in a good word with Bishop for me? 356 NCBISMEN Nice threads. Wish I had it in good with the boss, too. 357 NCBISMEN Any tips for a fella like me? 358 NCBISMEN Family Bishop's been good to me. 359 NCBISMEN John Bishop is gonna rule this town. 360 NCBISMEN Everything's been pretty quiet today. 361 NCBISMEN Storm's coming. 362 NCBISMEN Stink from Golgotha was awful last night. 363 NCBISMEN When we gonna whack one of the other families? 364 NCBISMEN With you on our side, those other families don't stand a chance, boss. 365 NCBISMEN Get you anything, boss? 366 NCBISMEN Any word on the other families? 367 NCBISMEN Um, got any Jet? 368 NCBISMEN I sure could use a drink� 369 NCBISMEN Mrs. Bishop was checking me out again. It makes me uncomfortable. 370 NCBISMEN Mrs. Bishop keeps looking at me like a slab of beef. I wish she'd realize that I just want to be held. 371 NCBISMEN That Bishop girl is one nice piece of ass. 372 NCBISMEN That Bishop girl is trouble. 373 NCBISMEN I heard one of the boys got the Bishop daughter drunk, and Mr. Bishop skinned him. 374 NCBISMEN If you talk to Bishop, stay away from the wife and daughter� nothing but trouble. 380 NCBISMEN Heard Mrs. Bishop was looking for you. Watch out, pal. 381 NCBISMEN Heard the Bishop daughter was looking for you. She's trouble. 382 NCBISMEN You don't look so tough, Mr. Prizefighter. 383 NCBISMEN You know, Family Bishop could really use someone like you. Tough. Uncompromising. 384 NCBISMEN You should talk to Bishop about a job. 385 NCBISMEN You might want to consider joining up with us. We're gonna rule New Reno. 386 NCBISMEN I got $20 riding on you! 387 NCBISMEN Hey, champ! That last fight was great! 388 NCBISMEN Saw you fight in the ring. Damn good right hook you throw. 389 NCBISMEN You gonna take the fall? I got $30 riding on you. 390 NCBISMEN How much you bench? 391 NCBISMEN Where do you work out? 392 NCBISMEN Watch out for the Masticator. He has a taste for ears. 393 NCBISMEN I'd get you a drink if I hadn't blown all my money betting on your opponent. 394 NCBISMEN Wanna wrastle? 395 NCBISMEN You don't look so tough, Ms. Left Hook. 396 NCBISMEN Can I see your abdominal muscles flex? 400 NCBISMEN Heard Mrs. Bishop was looking for you. Watch out, pal. 401 NCBISMEN Get me a job, pal? C'mon. I'm the king of studs. 402 NCBISMEN Love the films, 403 NCBISMEN Loved you in Great Balls for Hire. 404 NCBISMEN Loved you in Good Will Humping. 405 NCBISMEN I'm a big fan of your work in Pokeahotass. 406 NCBISMEN Loved "Vault Sex-Teen." It was inspired. A cinematic tour-de-force. 407 NCBISMEN Heard the Bishop daughter was looking for you. She's trouble. 408 NCBISMEN Got any openings at the studio? 409 NCBISMEN Loved "Vault Sex-Teen." It was inspired. A cinematic tour-de-force. 410 NCBISMEN I heard Tommy the Balls wants to give you a private screening. 411 NCBISMEN I loved your last film. Can I help you rehearse for the next one? 412 NCBISMEN Get me a job, and I'll show you some of my moves. 413 NCBISMEN When are you going to stop by and see me? 414 NCBISMEN Hey, you gonna dance here tonight? 415 NCBISMEN Looking deadly, sweetheart. 416 NCBISMEN Lady Luck gonna get jealous you keep coming around here. 420 NCBISMEN How are things up in the Den? 421 NCBISMEN That slaver brand hurt when you got it? 422 NCBISMEN I thought about becoming a slaver, but I hate all the traveling. 423 NCBISMEN You looking for the stables? That's where they keep most of the slaves. 424 NCBISMEN Being in the Bishop Family's a good gig. 425 NCBISMEN You bring a new crop of slaves in, or are you caravaning some out? 426 NCBISMEN You guys need to find some new stock� that last batch of slaves was piss-poor. 427 NCBISMEN You guys catch any more tribal slaves? 428 NCBISMEN What's the going rate for slaves nowadays? 429 NCBISMEN Slaves, brahmin, same thing. 440 NCBISMEN If you're looking for work, we could use someone like you. Talk to Mr. Bishop. 441 NCBISMEN You looking for work? You might want to talk to Mr. Bishop. 445 NCBISMEN Piss off, tribal. 446 NCBISMEN I ain't got no chems for you, tribal. 447 NCBISMEN Go smoke your peace pipe, tribal. 448 NCBISMEN I DON'T feel like chatting. Beat it. 449 NCBISMEN Scram, tribal. 450 NCBISMEN You know who I am? I'm one of Bishop's men. Now fuck off. 451 NCBISMEN You looking to get me mad? You won't like me when I'm mad. 452 NCBISMEN Piss off before I use you for target practice. 453 NCBISMEN Looking for trouble? Keep talking to me, see what happens. 460 NCBISMEN I ain't looking for no tribal ass right now. Come back later. 461 NCBISMEN I ain't got time to do you right now, tribal. Why don't you come back later? 462 NCBISMEN No, I don't know where that is, now piss off! ::Stupid tribals.:: 463 NCBISMEN Piss off, tribal. 464 NCBISMEN Bishops don't talk to tribal trash, we got better things to do. 465 NCBISMEN I ain't got no chems for you, tribal. 466 NCBISMEN Go smoke your peace pipe, tribal. 467 NCBISMEN I DON'T feel like chatting. Beat it. 468 NCBISMEN Scram, tribal. 469 NCBISMEN You know who I am? I'm one of Bishop's men. Now fuck off. 470 NCBISMEN You looking to get me mad? You won't like me when I'm mad. 471 NCBISMEN Piss off before I use you for target practice. 472 NCBISMEN Looking for trouble? Keep talking to me, see what happens. 473 NCBISMEN I ain't beer-gogglin' that bad. Get lost. 474 NCBISMEN You got to be the ugliest tribal I've ever seen. 475 NCBISMEN Get out of here before I beat you uglier than you are. 476 NCBISMEN Go bark at someone drunker than me, bitch. 490 NCBISMEN I *thought* I smelled something rotting. Get that ghoul boy o' yours outta here. 491 NCBISMEN Get that stinky ghoul outta here. Now. 492 NCBISMEN That ghoul ain't outta here in a minute, he's gonna be deader than he already is. 1200 NCBISMEN ! Way to kick the Enclave's ass! 1210 NCBISMEN . 1215 NCBISMEN ? 1216 NCBISMEN � why the secrecy? 1220 NCBISMEN , what's shaking? 1221 NCBISMEN , what you been up to? 1222 NCBISMEN ! You been staying outta trouble? 1228 NCBISMEN family is a bunch of pussies. What you think about that? 1229 NCBISMEN . Now. 1230 NCBISMEN . Ain't your family gonna be missing you? 1231 NCBISMEN had time to do much more than kiss their bosses' ass. 1236 NCBISMEN family is a bunch of pussies. Now I see it's true. 1252 NCBISMEN ! You can't be showing weapons in here, awright? 1260 NCBISMEN . You taking care of yourself? 1261 NCBISMEN . What's up? 1266 NCBISMEN ! You can't be showing weapons in here, awright? 1267 NCBISMEN ! Put that weapon away. 1269 NCBISMEN ! You can show your tits, but you can't show weapons in here, awright? 1280 NCBISMEN ! 1350 NCBISMEN . What's going on? 1351 NCBISMEN . What's shaking? 1352 NCBISMEN . You been staying out of trouble? 100 NCBITCH You see one of the Corsican Brothers' bodyguards. 150 NCBITCH You see a tough-looking woman with a green mohawk. She is cradling her sub-machine gun like a baby. 151 NCBITCH You see one of the Corsican Brothers' bodyguards. 200 NCBITCH Saved the world, huh? Big frickin' deal. 201 NCBITCH Oh, gee, you're my hero. Now PISS OFF. 300 NCBITCH Hullow? 301 NCBITCH You know there's this cute blonde... 302 NCBITCH What, you too good to talk to me? 303 NCBITCH Say something. Anything! 400 NCBITCH Prick. 401 NCBITCH Jerkhole. 402 NCBITCH Fucker. 403 NCBITCH Yeah, keep walking, idiot. 404 NCBITCH I hope I never have the "pleasure" of meeting that asshead again. 405 NCBITCH That chick needs some breath mints. 406 NCBITCH Bitch. 500 NCBITCH She just looks at you blankly. 501 NCBITCH She apparently has nothing to say. 600 NCBITCH I'd really like to take him to the ball game. 601 NCBITCH Can you hook me up with him sometime? 602 NCBITCH Hmmm... 603 NCBITCH Can you hook me up with her sometime? 604 NCBITCH I'd really like to get with her. 100 NCBOXER You see a boxer. 150 NCBOXER You see a heavily-muscled black man. He looks like he has just finished working out. 151 NCBOXER You see a huge black man. And I do mean HUGE. 152 NCBOXER He looks like he has just finished working out. 153 NCBOXER You almost mistook him for a small mountain. 154 NCBOXER He is huge. Huuuuuge. 155 NCBOXER He is grinning at you toothlessly. 156 NCBOXER He looks like he has just finished working out. 157 NCBOXER You almost mistook him for a small mountain. 158 NCBOXER He is huge. Huuuuuge. 159 NCBOXER He is grinning at you toothlessly. 160 NCBOXER He is jabbing at an invisible opponent and snarling threats to the air. 161 NCBOXER He looks momentarily confused, as if having forgotten who he was, then smiles and scratches his head. 162 NCBOXER He is doing squats. 163 NCBOXER You see a large white man. His arms look like tree trunks. 164 NCBOXER You see a heavily-muscled white man. He is flexing and grunting to himself. 165 NCBOXER You see a heavily-muscled white man. He is eyeing your head like a punching bag. 166 NCBOXER He is jabbing at an invisible opponent and snarling threats to the air. 167 NCBOXER He looks momentarily confused, as if having forgotten who he was, then smiles and scratches his head. 168 NCBOXER He is eyeing your head like a punching bag. 200 NCBOXER Hnffff 201 NCBOXER Hnrggg 202 NCBOXER ::Flexes:: 203 NCBOXER ::The boxer looks at you with frightened eyes:: 204 NCBOXER Yessur? 205 NCBOXER Ken I borrow sum teef? 206 NCBOXER You need spotter? 207 NCBOXER Uh-huh. 208 NCBOXER ::Nods stupidly at everything you say:: 209 NCBOXER U big pershun. Me small. 210 NCBOXER U tough. Me weak. 211 NCBOXER Me hungry. 212 NCBOXER Me no like talk. 213 NCBOXER You smell guuud. 214 NCBOXER You smell like Mom. 215 NCBOXER Enough talk. Time for bed. 216 NCBOXER ::Smiles toothlessly:: 217 NCBOXER ::Scratches self:: 218 NCBOXER ::Flexes:: 219 NCBOXER Grunt 220 NCBOXER You fight me? 221 NCBOXER Get mad get mad get mad. 222 NCBOXER Fow-cuss, Fow-cuss. 223 NCBOXER Get critikal. 224 NCBOXER Fight past that shit. 225 NCBOXER Me need spotter. 226 NCBOXER You small person. 227 NCBOXER Me no like talk. 300 NCBOXER Ernhhh 301 NCBOXER Unfff 302 NCBOXER Hrghhh 303 NCBOXER Nfff 304 NCBOXER Hrggg 305 NCBOXER Ooof 310 NCBOXER Too slow! 311 NCBOXER Not the face! 312 NCBOXER You punch like my grandmother! 313 NCBOXER No hitting below the belt! 314 NCBOXER You ain't bad. 315 NCBOXER Dat all you got? 320 NCBOXER And stay down! 321 NCBOXER You got knocked da fuck out! 322 NCBOXER Who's your Daddy? 323 NCBOXER If he dies, he dies. 330 NCBOXER Coulda been a contender! 331 NCBOXER How could such a... geggghhh... 332 NCBOXER *Huuuuurrrrllllll* 333 NCBOXER Ooo, care bears... 334 NCBOXER I think I'll just lay here for a little while. 335 NCBOXER No pain, no pain, no pain... 340 NCBOXER Eat this! 341 NCBOXER You want some of this?! 342 NCBOXER Bitch! 343 NCBOXER Now you're mine. 344 NCBOXER I eat green berets for breakfast. 345 NCBOXER Haadookin. 346 NCBOXER Now you DIE. 347 NCBOXER SUPER... NUCLEAR... TORNADO... FIST... 350 NCBOXER Adrian! Adrian! 351 NCBOXER You're going down! 352 NCBOXER Make you a bitch... 353 NCBOXER I must break you. 354 NCBOXER You're fighting like a bum! 355 NCBOXER You got no guts! 356 NCBOXER You're a bum! A bum! 357 NCBOXER Gonna beat you like a dog... 360 NCBOXER Ain't gonna be no rematch! 361 NCBOXER Hit like a butterfly... 362 NCBOXER Keep your hands up... 363 NCBOXER Stay sharp! 364 NCBOXER Fight past that shit! 365 NCBOXER Get critical! 366 NCBOXER Cut me, Mick. 367 NCBOXER Remember, stick the jab! 100 NCBOXFAN You see a rabid boxing fan. 150 NCBOXFAN You see a wild-looking man. He is yelling his head off about something. 151 NCBOXFAN You see a rabid boxing fan. He is screaming for blood. 152 NCBOXFAN You see a wild-looking woman. She is screaming her head off about something. 153 NCBOXFAN You see a rabid boxing fan. She is screaming for blood. 200 NCBOXFAN Yeeeaaaaahhhhh! 201 NCBOXFAN ::scream:: ::bellow:: ::scream:: 202 NCBOXFAN Kill him, 1202 NCBOXFAN ! 203 NCBOXFAN You're the best, 1203 NCBOXFAN ! 204 NCBOXFAN Get 'em, 1204 NCBOXFAN ! 205 NCBOXFAN Yeah! Give it to him! 1206 NCBOXFAN is the BEST. The BEST. 1207 NCBOXFAN !!! 1208 NCBOXFAN , you are the man! 1209 NCBOXFAN is the best boxing champion I've ever seen. 1210 NCBOXFAN is really smart, too. He really knows how to hurt someone. 1211 NCBOXFAN cares about his fans. He doesn't kill them like the other boxers. 1212 NCBOXFAN is sooooo handsome. 1213 NCBOXFAN is sooooo manly. 214 NCBOXFAN I love 1214 NCBOXFAN Aiiiieeeeeeeee! 215 NCBOXFAN ::screech:: ::screech:: 1216 NCBOXFAN is caring and nurturing. That's what he told me last night. 1250 NCBOXFAN , you are the man! 1251 NCBOXFAN is really smart, too. He really knows how to hurt someone. 1252 NCBOXFAN cares about his fans. He doesn't kill them like the other boxers. 253 NCBOXFAN I hear 1253 NCBOXFAN was almost an unknown, fresh out of the wastes, before he came to box in New Reno. Mysterious! Deadly! 254 NCBOXFAN Ohmigod! 1254 NCBOXFAN ! Sign an autograph! 255 NCBOXFAN Punch me! Punch me! I want to tell my kids you punched me! 256 NCBOXFAN You're the best, 1256 NCBOXFAN ! Give 'em hell! 257 NCBOXFAN Kill him, 1257 NCBOXFAN ! 258 NCBOXFAN You're the best, 1258 NCBOXFAN ! 259 NCBOXFAN Get 'em, 1259 NCBOXFAN ! 260 NCBOXFAN Yeah! Give it to him! 1261 NCBOXFAN , you are the BEST. The BEST. 1262 NCBOXFAN !!! 263 NCBOXFAN Yeeeaaaaahhhhh! 264 NCBOXFAN ::scream:: ::bellow:: ::scream:: 1265 NCBOXFAN is the best boxing champion I've ever seen. 1266 NCBOXFAN , you are the toughest woman in the world! 267 NCBOXFAN You're tougher than Robbin' Givens! 1268 NCBOXFAN , you are the woman! 1269 NCBOXFAN is really smart, too. She really knows how to hurt someone. 1270 NCBOXFAN cares about her fans. She doesn't kill them like the other boxers. 271 NCBOXFAN I hear 1271 NCBOXFAN was almost an unknown, fresh out of the wastes, before she came to box in New Reno. She's so mysterious! 280 NCBOXFAN Kiss for luck? 1281 NCBOXFAN , you are the man! 1282 NCBOXFAN is sooooo handsome. 1283 NCBOXFAN has got the build of a tank! 1284 NCBOXFAN is really smart, too. He really knows how to hurt someone. 1285 NCBOXFAN cares about his fans. He doesn't kill them like the other boxers. 286 NCBOXFAN I hear 1286 NCBOXFAN was almost an unknown, fresh out of the wastes, before he came to box in New Reno. Mysterious! Deadly! 287 NCBOXFAN Ohmigod! 1287 NCBOXFAN ! Sign an autograph! 288 NCBOXFAN Punch me! Punch me! I want to tell my kids you punched me! 289 NCBOXFAN You're the best 1289 NCBOXFAN ! Give 'em hell! 290 NCBOXFAN Kill him, 1290 NCBOXFAN ! 291 NCBOXFAN You're the best, 1291 NCBOXFAN ! 292 NCBOXFAN Get 'em, 1292 NCBOXFAN ! 293 NCBOXFAN Yeah! Give it to him! 1294 NCBOXFAN , you are the BEST. The BEST. 1295 NCBOXFAN !!! 296 NCBOXFAN Aiiiieeeeeeeee! 297 NCBOXFAN ::screech:: ::screech:: 1298 NCBOXFAN is the best boxing champion I've ever seen. 1299 NCBOXFAN , you are the toughest woman in the world! 300 NCBOXFAN You're tougher than Robbin' Givens! 1301 NCBOXFAN , you are the woman! 1302 NCBOXFAN is really smart, too. She really knows how to hurt someone. 1303 NCBOXFAN cares about her fans. She doesn't kill them like the other boxers. 304 NCBOXFAN I hear 1304 NCBOXFAN was almost an unknown, fresh out of the wastes, before she came to box in New Reno. She's so mysterious! 320 NCBOXFAN will kill anyone who stands in his way! 321 NCBOXFAN is the BEST. The BEST. 322 NCBOXFAN !!! 323 NCBOXFAN is the man! 324 NCBOXFAN is the best boxing champion I've ever seen. 325 NCBOXFAN is really smart, too. He really knows how to hurt someone. 326 NCBOXFAN cares about his fans. He doesn't kill them like the other boxers. 327 NCBOXFAN is sooooo handsome. 328 NCBOXFAN is caring and nurturing. That's what he told me last night. 1350 NCBOXFAN , you are the man! 351 NCBOXFAN I have some of your sweat in a jar at home. 352 NCBOXFAN Ohmigod! 1352 NCBOXFAN ! Sign an autograph! 353 NCBOXFAN Punch me! Punch me! I want to tell my kids you punched me! 354 NCBOXFAN You're the best 1354 NCBOXFAN ! Give 'em hell! 355 NCBOXFAN You're the best, 1355 NCBOXFAN ! 356 NCBOXFAN Go get 'em, 1356 NCBOXFAN ! 1357 NCBOXFAN , you are the BEST. The BEST. 1358 NCBOXFAN !!! 359 NCBOXFAN Yeeeaaaaahhhhh! 1360 NCBOXFAN , you are the best boxing champion I've ever seen. 1361 NCBOXFAN , you really know how to hurt someone. 1362 NCBOXFAN , you really care about your fans. You don't kill them like the other boxers. 363 NCBOXFAN I hear you were an unknown, fresh out of the wastes, before you came to box in New Reno. Where are you from? 1364 NCBOXFAN , you are the toughest woman in the world! 365 NCBOXFAN You're tougher than Robbin' Givens! 1366 NCBOXFAN , you are the woman! 380 NCBOXFAN Kiss for luck? 1381 NCBOXFAN , you are the man! 1382 NCBOXFAN , you are sooooo handsome. 383 NCBOXFAN ::Looks faint as you speak to her:: 384 NCBOXFAN I have some of your sweat in a jar at home. 385 NCBOXFAN Ohmigod! 1385 NCBOXFAN ! Sign an autograph! 386 NCBOXFAN Punch me! Punch me! I want to tell my kids you punched me! 387 NCBOXFAN You're the best 1387 NCBOXFAN ! Give 'em hell! 388 NCBOXFAN Kill him, ! 1388 NCBOXFAN ! 389 NCBOXFAN You're the best, 1389 NCBOXFAN ! 390 NCBOXFAN Get 'em, 1390 NCBOXFAN ! 391 NCBOXFAN . 1391 NCBOXFAN , you are the BEST. The BEST. 1392 NCBOXFAN !!! 393 NCBOXFAN Aiiiieeeeeeeee! 1394 NCBOXFAN , you are the best boxing champion I've ever seen. 1395 NCBOXFAN , you really know how to hurt someone. 1396 NCBOXFAN , you really care about your fans. You don't kill them like the other boxers. 397 NCBOXFAN I hear you were an unknown, fresh out of the wastes, before you came to box in New Reno. Where are you from? 1398 NCBOXFAN , you are the toughest woman in the world! 399 NCBOXFAN You're tougher than Robbin' Givens! 100 NCCASBOU You see a casino bouncer. 150 NCCASBOU You see a casino bouncer. He's HUGE. 151 NCCASBOU You see a casino bouncer. He looks big. And angry. 152 NCCASBOU You see a casino bouncer. He's looking at you suspiciously. 153 NCCASBOU You see a casino bouncer. You thought only mutants got that big. 200 NCCASBOU Uh�you'll need to remove that armor...actually, nevermind. 201 NCCASBOU Uh, sir�or ma'am�you'll need to remove that armor...uh, nevermind. 202 NCCASBOU Sir�ma'am�you can't wear that in the casino...uh, unless you really want to. Nevermind. 205 NCCASBOU Uh, why are you sneaking around, sir? 206 NCCASBOU Uh, are you undercover, sir? 210 NCCASBOU Uh, why are you sneaking around, ma'am? 211 NCCASBOU Uh, are you undercover, ma'am? 215 NCCASBOU Good evening, sir. 216 NCCASBOU Evening, sir. 220 NCCASBOU Good evening, ma'am. 221 NCCASBOU Evening, ma'am. 225 NCCASBOU Good day, sir. 230 NCCASBOU Good day, ma'am. 235 NCCASBOU Friend, you're walking into the wrong casino. 236 NCCASBOU You better leave. Now. 237 NCCASBOU This ain't the place to be gambling with your life. You better leave. 240 NCCASBOU Bitch, you're walking into the wrong casino. 241 NCCASBOU You better leave. Now. 242 NCCASBOU This ain't the place to be gambling with your life. You better leave. 245 NCCASBOU Sir, I'm sorry, you'll have to secure that weapon. 250 NCCASBOU Ma'am, I'm sorry, you'll have to secure that weapon. 255 NCCASBOU Honey, I'm sorry, you can't carry weapons into the casino. Heh-heh...you're deadly enough as it is. 260 NCCASBOU Honey, with a body like that, you won't be able to sneak anywhere. 265 NCCASBOU Tribal, you better secure that weapon right NOW. 270 NCCASBOU Tribal, you better stop that sneaking around shit right NOW. 275 NCCASBOU Hey, hey�Myron! Ain't seen you outside the lab in a long time. 276 NCCASBOU You here to sample some of the new merchandise, Myron? 277 NCCASBOU Hey! Come on in, Myron. 280 NCCASBOU No mutants. He waits outside. 281 NCCASBOU Keep your pet outside, mutant-lover. 282 NCCASBOU That mutant freak ain't allowed in here. 285 NCCASBOU No droids. 286 NCCASBOU We don't serve droids. 287 NCCASBOU No droids. They wait outside. 290 NCCASBOU Welcome to the casino, sir. 291 NCCASBOU Like the threads, sir. 292 NCCASBOU No problems today, sir. 293 NCCASBOU Uh, is there a problem, sir? Or just visiting? 294 NCCASBOU Tommy the Balls sends his regards. 295 NCCASBOU Put in a good word with the boss for me? 296 NCCASBOU Welcome to the casino, ma'am. 297 NCCASBOU Like the threads, ma'am. 298 NCCASBOU No problems today, ma'am. 299 NCCASBOU Uh, is there a problem, ma'am? Or just visiting? 310 NCCASBOU Welcome to the casino, sir. 311 NCCASBOU Like the threads, sir. 312 NCCASBOU When's your next match, sir? 315 NCCASBOU Welcome to the casino, ma'am. 316 NCCASBOU Like the threads, ma'am. 317 NCCASBOU When's your next match, ma'am? 320 NCCASBOU When are you going to stop by and see me? 321 NCCASBOU Hey, welcome to the casino! You gonna dance tonight? 322 NCCASBOU Looking deadly, sweetheart. 323 NCCASBOU Lady Luck gonna get jealous you keep coming around here. 324 NCCASBOU I hear Tommy the Balls wants to give you a private screening. 330 NCCASBOU Casino's inside. Don't talk to me. 331 NCCASBOU Casino's INSIDE. IN-SIDE. Stupid tribals. 335 NCCASBOU Go wiggle at somebody else, tribal. 336 NCCASBOU Casino's INSIDE. IN-SIDE. Stupid tribals. 337 NCCASBOU I ain't looking for no tribal ass right now. Get. 338 NCCASBOU Blow, dogface. I'm working. 339 NCCASBOU Go bark at someone drunker than me, dogface. 345 NCCASBOU I'm not s'posed ta chat while on duty, but I'm glad you kicked the Enclave's ass. 346 NCCASBOU Yer all right, tribal. Take a rest from saving the world and have some fun. 347 NCCASBOU I heard Tommy the Balls is looking for you. Watch out. 350 NCCASBOU You got some serious balls to have taken out the Enclave like that. 351 NCCASBOU I figger that taking out the Enclave like you did took more balls than everyone in New Reno combined. 352 NCCASBOU Busting the Enclave makes you almost as much a badass as Tommy the Balls. 353 NCCASBOU I'm not s'posed ta chat while on duty, but I'm glad you kicked the Enclave's ass. 354 NCCASBOU Yer all right, tribal. Take a rest from saving the world and have some fun. 355 NCCASBOU You got some serious balls to have taken out the Enclave like that. Well, not BALLS, per se, but you know what I mean. 356 NCCASBOU Honey, I figger that taking out the Enclave like you did took more balls than everyone in New Reno combined. 357 NCCASBOU Think you could go for a guy like me? I mean, I ain't no world-saving type, but I'm pretty strong n' got a good heart. 360 NCCASBOU That ghoul comes in here, he's going to die twice. 361 NCCASBOU The ghoul stays outside. 100 NCCASPAT You see a casino patron. 150 NCCASPAT You see one of the casino patrons. He looks tired. 151 NCCASPAT You see one of the casino patrons. He has a golden gleam in his eye. 152 NCCASPAT You see one of the casino patrons. He is cupping his face in his hands. 153 NCCASPAT You see one of the casino patrons. He looks a little tipsy. 154 NCCASPAT You see one of the casino patrons. He gives you a broad wink, then staggers off. 155 NCCASPAT You see one of the casino patrons. He is trying to get the waitress's attention. 156 NCCASPAT You see one of the casino patrons. She looks tired. 157 NCCASPAT You see one of the casino patrons. She has a golden gleam in her eye. 158 NCCASPAT You see one of the casino patrons. She is cupping her face in her hands. 159 NCCASPAT You see one of the casino patrons. She looks a little tipsy. 160 NCCASPAT You see one of the casino patrons. She gives you a broad wink, then staggers off. 161 NCCASPAT You see one of the casino patrons. She is trying to get the waiter's attention. 200 NCCASPAT ::Claps:: 201 NCCASPAT ::Cheers:: 202 NCCASPAT Way to burn those Enclave bastards! Way to go! 203 NCCASPAT Way to crush the Enclave, 204 NCCASPAT Congrats on stomping the Enclave, 205 NCCASPAT Congrats on stomping the Enclave, 206 NCCASPAT Uh-oh. Get out of the way. 207 NCCASPAT Just looking at him�her�it�*whatever* it is gives me the shivers. 208 NCCASPAT Think that thing's looking to cap anyone? 209 NCCASPAT It's hell's fury given flesh. Uh, underneath the armor, that is. 210 NCCASPAT Stay outta that thing's path. 211 NCCASPAT Talk about dangerous-looking� 212 NCCASPAT *Gulp* 213 NCCASPAT I think that Mr. Roboto dude was scanning me. 214 NCCASPAT I think that walking tank just gave me the stare of death. I'm outta here. 215 NCCASPAT I heard that thing fragged three hitmen just yesterday. 216 NCCASPAT Just looking at him gives me the shivers. 217 NCCASPAT Think he's looking to cap anyone? 218 NCCASPAT Stay outta that man's path. 219 NCCASPAT I think he was looking at me. 220 NCCASPAT I think he just gave me the stare of death. I'm outta here. 221 NCCASPAT I heard he shot down three hitmen just yesterday. 222 NCCASPAT Uh-oh. Get out of the way. 223 NCCASPAT It's hell's fury given flesh. 224 NCCASPAT Talk about dangerous-looking� 225 NCCASPAT *Gulp* 226 NCCASPAT La Femme Nikita, then some. 227 NCCASPAT Just looking at her gives me the shivers. 228 NCCASPAT Think she's looking to cap anyone? 229 NCCASPAT I think she was looking at me. 230 NCCASPAT I think she just gave me the stare of death. I'm outta here. 231 NCCASPAT I heard she shot down three hitmen just yesterday. 232 NCCASPAT What an ass! Uh, bad ass, that is. 233 NCCASPAT You don't look so tough, Mr. Prizefighter. 234 NCCASPAT I got 20 chips riding on ye! 235 NCCASPAT Hey, champ! That last fight was great! 236 NCCASPAT Saw you fight in the ring. Damn good right hook you throw. 237 NCCASPAT You gonna take the fall? I got 30 chips riding on you. 238 NCCASPAT How much you bench? 239 NCCASPAT Where do you work out? 240 NCCASPAT Watch out for the Masticator. He has a taste for ears. 241 NCCASPAT I'd get you a drink if I hadn't blown all my money betting on your opponent. 242 NCCASPAT You don't look so tough, Ms. Left Hook. 243 NCCASPAT Can I see your abdominal muscles flex? 244 NCCASPAT Whoa. Check that out. 245 NCCASPAT Would you look at *that*? 246 NCCASPAT ::Mouths the word 'damn.':: 247 NCCASPAT I KNEW I should have shaved today. 248 NCCASPAT Come chat with me for a sec, honey-tits. 249 NCCASPAT Tribals got them tits! Damn! 250 NCCASPAT Check out the rack on that tribal. 251 NCCASPAT That there's the main filly of my herd. 252 NCCASPAT I'd bathe for that woman. 253 NCCASPAT I got your mother lode right here. 254 NCCASPAT Shake it! 255 NCCASPAT Work it! 256 NCCASPAT ::Whistles:: 257 NCCASPAT Them legs go all the way up? 258 NCCASPAT Daaaaaamn. 259 NCCASPAT You got fries to go with that shake, beautiful? 260 NCCASPAT Maybe she'll dance tonight. 261 NCCASPAT Did you see her latest film? Red hot, man, red HOT. 262 NCCASPAT Excuse me. I have to go to the bathroom and er, comb my hair for a sec. 263 NCCASPAT I'd like to be her underpants. 264 NCCASPAT I'd like to be her underwear. 265 NCCASPAT I'd like to smell her shorts. 266 NCCASPAT That is one foxy bitch. 267 NCCASPAT Damn. All them curves and me with no brakes. 268 NCCASPAT Well, hellloooo stud. 269 NCCASPAT A stallion like you in need of a saddle? I'm free tomorrow night. 270 NCCASPAT What you doing later, sailor? 271 NCCASPAT Can I feel your muscles? 272 NCCASPAT How come you don't pass out when you get erect? 273 NCCASPAT Wanna come over to my place for a drink? 274 NCCASPAT I want to eat my dinner off your chest. 275 NCCASPAT Need a partner for your next film? 276 NCCASPAT ::Stares at your biceps.:: 277 NCCASPAT Is that some kind of slot machine that's following you around? 278 NCCASPAT Is that a robo-slot machine? 279 NCCASPAT Does your robot do tricks? Uh�magic tricks, I mean. 280 NCCASPAT That sounds crazier than foxes lovin' hens. 281 NCCASPAT Roll the bones. 282 NCCASPAT Baby needs a new pair of shoes... 283 NCCASPAT Damn lowrolling tourists� 284 NCCASPAT Dammit! I was up *53* chips, then� 285 NCCASPAT Of all the rotten luck� 286 NCCASPAT So close! 287 NCCASPAT I'm making bank. 288 NCCASPAT Me? I'm making bank. Watch me go. 289 NCCASPAT House was against me. 290 NCCASPAT Fortune's against me. 291 NCCASPAT Lady Luck, don't fail me now. 292 NCCASPAT The House ha'mercy on me. 293 NCCASPAT Between tips and these drunken spending sprees� 294 NCCASPAT Keep betting like that, and you're going to be calling Golgotha home� 295 NCCASPAT Waitress, another drink! 296 NCCASPAT Waiter, another drink! 297 NCCASPAT These drinks taste�odd. 298 NCCASPAT I got the fever! 299 NCCASPAT Are all my chips gone already? 300 NCCASPAT Luck's a fickle bitch, and so is my mother-in-law. 301 NCCASPAT More slavers in town recently. 302 NCCASPAT Wonder what goes on in the stables outside of town. 303 NCCASPAT Another feud may start soon. 304 NCCASPAT Damned crossroaders all over the place... 305 NCCASPAT Great, another low roller. 306 NCCASPAT I am SO money. 307 NCCASPAT I'll sleep when I'm dead. 308 NCCASPAT Man, I gotta piss. My teeth are swimming. 309 NCCASPAT Man, I gotta drain the snake. 310 NCCASPAT Damn, they'll let anyone in here. 311 NCCASPAT C'mon 7! 312 NCCASPAT You've got moxy, baby. 313 NCCASPAT Who's the big winner tonight? Mikey! 314 NCCASPAT Don't crap out�c'mon� 315 NCCASPAT I've gotta 'jet'�if you know what I mean. 316 NCCASPAT This is SUCH bullshit. 317 NCCASPAT I only lost 60 chips. In the first five minutes, that is. 318 NCCASPAT Red 23! Red 23! C'mon�red 23� 319 NCCASPAT 50 chips on Black 15� 320 NCCASPAT Round and round it goes�where it stops, nobody knows� 321 NCCASPAT Way to burn those Enclave bastards! Way to go! 322 NCCASPAT I always knew the President wanted to kill us all. 323 NCCASPAT The President was alive? When was the last election? 324 NCCASPAT Destroyed the Enclave, huh? Well, let me buy you a drink. 325 NCCASPAT Way to crush the Enclave, 326 NCCASPAT With the destruction of the Enclave, you've made this casino a better place for my children. How can I ever thank you? 327 NCCASPAT The Enclave never messed with me, but I'm glad they're gone. 328 NCCASPAT I can't believe the Enclave were still fighting the war after all this time. Idiots. 329 NCCASPAT I felt a great disturbance�as if a hundred evil bastards on an oil derrick suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Strange. 330 NCCASPAT Congrats on stomping the Enclave, 331 NCCASPAT Congrats on stomping the Enclave, 332 NCCASPAT You looking for your brother Robby? You know, the Robot? Aw, nevermind. 333 NCCASPAT Sorry, was I in your way? I'll leave town. 334 NCCASPAT Sorry, was I breathing your air? I'll stop. 335 NCCASPAT I wasn't aware they made doorways in your size. 336 NCCASPAT ::Knocks on armor:: Anybody in there? 337 NCCASPAT Danger, Will Robinson! Danger, Will Robinson!' Heh-heh. Uh�just a joke. 338 NCCASPAT Niiiiice armor. Does it have air conditioning? 339 NCCASPAT Don't you get hot in there? 340 NCCASPAT Can I rub these dice against your armor for luck? 341 NCCASPAT Lose your heart, tin man? 342 NCCASPAT Uh, hello, sir�or ma'am�or whatever you are. 343 NCCASPAT Give my regards to whoever gave that armor to you. 344 NCCASPAT Anything wrong, sir�ma'am�uh, whatever you are? 345 NCCASPAT Are you one of the new bouncers? Or some new walking arcade game? 346 NCCASPAT No, I'm NOT going to oil your joints. 347 NCCASPAT Can your armor transform into a jet and fly around? Just curious. 348 NCCASPAT Yeah, yeah, 'clank-whirrr-clank' to you, too. 349 NCCASPAT If you think that armor intimidates me, you're right. 350 NCCASPAT You must be one of those pre-war video game consoles. 351 NCCASPAT Look, please�I don't want any trouble. I'm just in town for the day. 352 NCCASPAT Look, please�I don't want any trouble. 353 NCCASPAT Sorry, was I in your way? I'll leave town. 354 NCCASPAT Sorry, was I breathing your air? I'll stop. 355 NCCASPAT Give my regards to your boss. 356 NCCASPAT Uh�*gulp*�anything wrong? 357 NCCASPAT Look, please�I don't want any trouble. I'm just in town for the day. 358 NCCASPAT Look, please�I don't want any trouble. 359 NCCASPAT You selling? 360 NCCASPAT Can I buy your clothes? I mean, right now? 361 NCCASPAT I KNEW I should have shaved today. 362 NCCASPAT Come chat with me for a sec, honey-tits. 363 NCCASPAT C'mon, honey-lips�walk with me. 364 NCCASPAT Nimble little minx, aincha? 365 NCCASPAT I'd bathe for you. 366 NCCASPAT I got your mother lode right here. 367 NCCASPAT Them legs go all the way up? 368 NCCASPAT You gonna dance tonight? 369 NCCASPAT Excuse me. I have to go to the bathroom and er, comb my hair for a sec. 370 NCCASPAT I'd like to be your underwear. 371 NCCASPAT I'd like to smell your shorts. 372 NCCASPAT You are one foxy bitch. 373 NCCASPAT Screw me if I'm wrong, darling, but don't you want to kiss me? 374 NCCASPAT Damn. All them curves and me with no brakes. 375 NCCASPAT Know what would look good on you? Me. 376 NCCASPAT Your panties may not be the best thing on earth, but they're damn close to it. 503 NCCASPAT ! 504 NCCASPAT ! You kick ass! You kick ASS! 505 NCCASPAT ! You are so MONEY! 625 NCCASPAT ! 630 NCCASPAT ! You kick ass! You kick ASS! 100 NCCHIWRI You see Chris Wright. 150 NCCHIWRI You see a tall young man with a mohawk. He's wearing a lot of chains and leather. 151 NCCHIWRI You see Chris Wright. 152 NCCHIWRI You see Chris Wright. He looks bored out of his skull. 200 NCCHIWRI Hey! 201 NCCHIWRI Full on, 202 NCCHIWRI Rock on, 203 NCCHIWRI ::Cheers:: 204 NCCHIWRI ::Claps:: 205 NCCHIWRI ::Whistles:: 215 NCCHIWRI How do you go to the bathroom with that thing on? 220 NCCHIWRI Howdy, 221 NCCHIWRI Damn hot, innit, 222 NCCHIWRI Howdy, 230 NCCHIWRI I still can't believe Dad is dead. There's so much that I wanted to say to him� 235 NCCHIWRI Piss off. 236 NCCHIWRI Piss off. I mean it. 237 NCCHIWRI I ain't got nothing to say to you. 245 NCCHIWRI Yeah? 246 NCCHIWRI Hey! How's it going, 1246 NCCHIWRI ? Everybody treating you all right? Anything you need? 247 NCCHIWRI Hey, you got my thanks for finding who killed Richard, 248 NCCHIWRI . I owe you big, and the Wright family always pays its debts. What can I do for you? 249 NCCHIWRI Mattah. Man is Mattah! 250 NCCHIWRI Hoobajuube 251 NCCHIWRI Wander off 252 NCCHIWRI Who are you? 253 NCCHIWRI Actually, yes. I'm looking for a job. Is Family Wright hiring? 254 NCCHIWRI Say, I ran into your mom. 255 NCCHIWRI Can you tell me about Richard? 256 NCCHIWRI Nothing, thanks. Sorry to bother you. 265 NCCHIWRI Piss off, retard. I ain't got time to do sign language with you. 266 NCCHIWRI Wander off 275 NCCHIWRI I'm Chris. Chris Wright. Of the Family Wright. Glad you asked? 276 NCCHIWRI Actually, yes. I'm looking for a job. Is Family Wright hiring? 277 NCCHIWRI Family Wright? Who's that? 278 NCCHIWRI Chris Wright, huh? Say, I ran into your mom. 279 NCCHIWRI Can you tell me what happened to your brother Richard? 280 NCCHIWRI Not really. Sorry to bother you. 290 NCCHIWRI You ain't heard of Family Wright? You musta been out in the desert too long. Family Wright is the biggest crime family in Reno. We're gonna rule this city. 291 NCCHIWRI Really? Sounds like the Wright family holds all the cards. Are they hiring? 292 NCCHIWRI Actually, I got the impression they were one of the weakest of the families�I mean, they only deal in alcohol, they have no casino or chem trade, and their numbers are much less than other families. 293 NCCHIWRI Speaking of family, I ran into your mom. 294 NCCHIWRI Can you tell me what happened to your brother Richard? 295 NCCHIWRI Really? How interesting...well, look, I have to be going. 305 NCCHIWRI Like what? 306 NCCHIWRI Can you tell me about Family Wright? 307 NCCHIWRI Is Family Wright hiring? 308 NCCHIWRI I ran into your mom not long ago. Nice lady. 309 NCCHIWRI Can you tell me what happened to your brother Richard? 310 NCCHIWRI No, no other questions. I better be going. 315 NCCHIWRI (The young man turns to you, looks you up and down. His eyes stop at the mark on your forehead.) Well, now. (He sneers, then spits on your feet.) Why don't you make yourself useful and lick that up, slaver? 316 NCCHIWRI (The young man turns to you, looks you up and down.) Well, now. (He sneers, then spits on your feet.) Why don't you make yourself useful and lick that up, you piece of [FA] dogshit? 317 NCCHIWRI Kick him with the boot he spat on. 318 NCCHIWRI Wander off 319 NCCHIWRI Let it alone and walk away. This time. 325 NCCHIWRI Well�I�I mean, the Wright family�my family�might have an opening. I ain't promising nothing, but go to the mansion south of here, find my brother Keith and tell him I sent you. Name's Chris. Chris Wright. 326 NCCHIWRI Uh, Family Wright? Who's that? 327 NCCHIWRI Wright, huh? I ran into your mom. 328 NCCHIWRI Can you tell me what happened to your brother Richard? 329 NCCHIWRI Thanks. I'll go talk to him. 335 NCCHIWRI Naw, I can't think of any place that's hiring. Most of the families in town are pretty close-knit. 336 NCCHIWRI All right then. 345 NCCHIWRI Oh, great. Did she give you a speech? 346 NCCHIWRI A little. Do you not like your mother? 347 NCCHIWRI No. Does she usually? 348 NCCHIWRI Not really. Look, I better be going. 355 NCCHIWRI That a *joke?* If so, it damn well missed the funny mark by a mile. You trying to start something with Family Wright, wise guy? 356 NCCHIWRI Start something? No, just *finish* it. 357 NCCHIWRI No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. Look, I had some other questions� 358 NCCHIWRI No, not at all. I think I better be going. 365 NCCHIWRI She just doesn't pay attention to what's going on around her. I love her n' all, but sometimes, she's as blind as a mule. 366 NCCHIWRI Well, not long ago, she charged into our alcohol still here and busted up the place, destroying our entire cash crop! I love her n' all, but sometimes she's as blind as a mule. 367 NCCHIWRI Heh-heh. And she looks like one, too. 368 NCCHIWRI Blind? How do you mean? 369 NCCHIWRI Oh. I had some other questions� 370 NCCHIWRI I suppose. Look, I better be going. 380 NCCHIWRI She goes around and preaches all about sinning and stuff, but she doesn't even really know what Dad does. Either that, or she ignores it. 381 NCCHIWRI What does your Dad do? 382 NCCHIWRI Hmmmm. Say, I had some other questions� 383 NCCHIWRI Interesting. Well, I have to be going. 390 NCCHIWRI Makes alcohol, runs guns, rubs out people who fuck with him�typical family stuff. Mom'd be pissed if she actually paid mind to what was going on. And 'specially if she found this still, here. 391 NCCHIWRI How pissed would she be? 392 NCCHIWRI Hmmmm. Say, I had some other questions� 393 NCCHIWRI Interesting. Well, I have to be going. 400 NCCHIWRI Probably pissed enough to wreck this place�at least. Then she'd give us all a tongue lashing and a few solid days of preaching. Heh. 401 NCCHIWRI Interesting. Say, I had some other questions� 402 NCCHIWRI Hmmmmm. Thanks. 410 NCCHIWRI Rich? Aw, you know, he was found like one of those jet crashers, dead in one of the gutters. Near as we can figure, someone pumped him with chems until he was dead. 411 NCCHIWRI Someone' gave him too much? How do you know he didn't overdose because he took too much? 412 NCCHIWRI Who do you figure might have done it? 413 NCCHIWRI Sorry to hear that. I had some other questions� 414 NCCHIWRI Nasty. Look, I have to be going. 420 NCCHIWRI Cause he was a clean kid�Mom taught him THAT much. And if you feel like saying any different, maybe you and I should settle it right here. 421 NCCHIWRI I didn't mean it like that. Sorry I brought it up. 422 NCCHIWRI Don't blind yourself to the possibility he might have been taking it. Jet is extremely habit-forming. 423 NCCHIWRI Look, KID, if you know what's good for you, you'll stop throwing down every time a little truth comes along and bites you in the ass. 424 NCCHIWRI Who do you figure might have done it? 425 NCCHIWRI I'm not looking for any trouble. I'll be going. 435 NCCHIWRI Yeah, well, just watch it. Them's fighting words to any Wright, so don't go shooting off your mouth like that, awright? 436 NCCHIWRI Don't blind yourself to the possibility he might have been taking it. Jet is extremely habit-forming. 437 NCCHIWRI Look, KID, don't start with me. If you know what's good for you, you'll stop trying to throw down every time a little truth comes along and bites you in the ass. 438 NCCHIWRI Sorry, no offense intended. Say, I had some other questions� 439 NCCHIWRI Understood. I better be going. 445 NCCHIWRI Piss off. I ain't got nothing more to say to you. 446 NCCHIWRI Wait, I just had one more question� 447 NCCHIWRI I'm leaving, I'm leaving. 455 NCCHIWRI (Chris stares at you for a moment, then lunges at you!) 456 NCCHIWRI So THIS is how it's gonna BE, huh? ALL RIGHT THEN, LET'S G -- 465 NCCHIWRI My guess is the Mordinos, either one of their dealers or one of the Mordino family themselves. Bastards make tons of Jet. 466 NCCHIWRI Got it. Say, I had some other questions� 467 NCCHIWRI Which of the dealers do you think sold it to Richard? 468 NCCHIWRI I see. I better be going. 475 NCCHIWRI Could have been any one of them: Jagged Jimmy J, that scarred son of a bitch at the corner of Virgin Street, or Renesco 'the Rocketman,' that weasel who sells Jet outta that fortified shell up on the West Side. 476 NCCHIWRI Any other dealers? 477 NCCHIWRI Got it. Say, I had some other questions� 485 NCCHIWRI Hey, man, thank YOU. 486 NCCHIWRI Hey, lady, thank YOU. 487 NCCHIWRI You find out who killed my brother, and all of Family Wright'll be thanking you. And that's no small thanks, understand? 488 NCCHIWRI I understand. Catch you later, Chris. 495 NCCHIWRI Jules at the head of town also sells Jet, but he mostly sells to tourists�then there's Little Jesus Mordino: he mighta pushed chems on Rich while Rich was out alone. He hangs out at the Desperado. 496 NCCHIWRI Got it. Say, I had some other questions� 497 NCCHIWRI Jagged Jimmy J, Renesco the Rocketman, Jules and Little Jesus�I'll check them out. Thanks for the info, Chris. 1200 NCCHIWRI ! Way to kick the Enclave's ass! 1201 NCCHIWRI ! You rock! 1202 NCCHIWRI ! 1220 NCCHIWRI . What you been up to? 1221 NCCHIWRI ? 150 NCCHPBOY You see a grease-covered mechanic. 151 NCCHPBOY You see one of the chop shop boyz. 152 NCCHPBOY You see a shifty-looking mechanic. You can barely make out his features beneath the grease and oil. 200 NCCHPBOY Holy shit. *Gulp* Look what just walked in. 201 NCCHPBOY Well, if ain't Mr. Fucking Coffee Can. 202 NCCHPBOY Anybody in that thing? 203 NCCHPBOY Can we get you anything? A beer? Some water? A danish? 204 NCCHPBOY I hope nothing's wrong, uh, sir�or ma'am. Whatever you are inside there. 205 NCCHPBOY Whatever's wrong, T-Ray's responsible. I'd see him. 206 NCCHPBOY Is that some kind of new car? 207 NCCHPBOY We don't want any trouble. 208 NCCHPBOY Maybe you came looking for T-Ray. He's in the back. 220 NCCHPBOY Well, helloooo there, little lady. Damn fine performance you give. 221 NCCHPBOY Wow. Don't get many visitors. What can we do for you, Miss 5221 NCCHPBOY ? 222 NCCHPBOY How did you get your legs over your head like that? 223 NCCHPBOY Are those real tits? Can I make sure? 224 NCCHPBOY Would it be too much trouble for you to check under my hood? 225 NCCHPBOY Aw, hell, I look like crap, then you show up. Don't mind the grease, miss. 226 NCCHPBOY You looking for talent? T-Ray's in the back, so don't bother going there. 227 NCCHPBOY I knew I should have washed today� 228 NCCHPBOY Check your oil? Heh-heh. 229 NCCHPBOY Wanna see my lil' grease monkey? 230 NCCHPBOY ::Whistles:: 231 NCCHPBOY Damn. All them curves and me with no brakes. 232 NCCHPBOY Well, helloooo there, little lady. 233 NCCHPBOY Wow. Don't get many visitors. What can we do for you, miss? 234 NCCHPBOY You looking for some hot love? T-Ray's in the back, so don't bother going there. 245 NCCHPBOY Saw you fight in the ring. Damn good right hook you throw. 246 NCCHPBOY You gonna take the fall? I got 30 chips riding on you. 247 NCCHPBOY You don't look so tough for a prizefighter. 248 NCCHPBOY How much you bench? 249 NCCHPBOY Where do you work out? 250 NCCHPBOY Watch out for the Masticator. He has a taste for ears. 251 NCCHPBOY Wanna beer? We usually save them for when we're working. 252 NCCHPBOY T-Ray said you ain't so tough. I'll give you 5 chips if you go punch him. 253 NCCHPBOY T-Ray said you got a glass jaw. He's in the back if you want to go talk to him. 254 NCCHPBOY That Mastictor's a big wuss. Uh, don't tell him I said that, though. 265 NCCHPBOY I hope nothing's wrong, ma'am. 266 NCCHPBOY We meant no disrespect, ma'am. 267 NCCHPBOY Holy shit. *Gulp* Look what just walked in. 268 NCCHPBOY What can we do for you, 5268 NCCHPBOY ? 269 NCCHPBOY Can we get you anything? A beer? Some water? A danish? 270 NCCHPBOY Whatever's wrong, T-Ray's responsible. I'd see him. 271 NCCHPBOY Tell your boss hello from all us. 272 NCCHPBOY Maybe you came looking for T-Ray. He's in the back. 273 NCCHPBOY I hope nothing's wrong, sir. 274 NCCHPBOY We meant no disrespect, sir. 300 NCCHPBOY Sorry about that misunderstanding with the Highwayman. 301 NCCHPBOY We didn't know the Highwayman was yours. 302 NCCHPBOY Yeah, the Highwayman's not a bad car, but I'd rather have an Omni. 303 NCCHPBOY You looking to sell the Highwayman? 304 NCCHPBOY Go, greased lightning, go. 305 NCCHPBOY Grease is the word that I heard�dum dum dum dum� 306 NCCHPBOY The Highwayman's a sweet car; Chryslus sure knew how to make them back then. 307 NCCHPBOY T-Ray's "working" in the back again. Lazy bastard. 308 NCCHPBOY I'm sick of picking up T-Ray's slack. 309 NCCHPBOY T-Ray's been scoping my woman again. 310 NCCHPBOY T-Ray slept with my sister. And my mother. And my dog. 311 NCCHPBOY T-Ray's hornier than a four-headed goat. 312 NCCHPBOY T-Ray's in the back. On the phone. 313 NCCHPBOY Engine's still good. 314 NCCHPBOY Interior smells like someone took a dump in there. 315 NCCHPBOY Interior smells like gecko. 316 NCCHPBOY Not a bad car, but I'd rather have an Omni. 317 NCCHPBOY The Highwayman's got a full analog system, 800 + Horsepower, 0 to 60 in less than a second. 318 NCCHPBOY Fast? The Highwayman goes from 0 to 60 in less than a second. 319 NCCHPBOY The Highwayman's got the power: 800+, in fact. 320 NCCHPBOY You supposed to be here? 321 NCCHPBOY Feel sorry for the idiot who left this Highwayman lying around. 322 NCCHPBOY I wouldn't sweat it; the Highwayman's got a full analog system and no computers. None of the fancy stuff. 330 NCCHPBOY Hands off or your hands come off. Understand? 331 NCCHPBOY Get the HELL away from that car. 150 NCCHRWRI You see a tall young man with a mohawk. He's wearing a lot of chains and leather. 151 NCCHRWRI You see Chris Wright. 152 NCCHRWRI You see Chris Wright. He looks bored out of his skull. 200 NCCHRWRI Hey! 201 NCCHRWRI Full on, 202 NCCHRWRI Rock on, 203 NCCHRWRI ::Cheers:: 204 NCCHRWRI ::Claps:: 205 NCCHRWRI ::Whistles:: 215 NCCHRWRI How do you go to the bathroom with that thing on? 220 NCCHRWRI Howdy, 221 NCCHRWRI Damn hot, innit, 222 NCCHRWRI Howdy, 230 NCCHRWRI I still can't believe Dad is dead. There's so much that I wanted to say to him� 235 NCCHRWRI Piss off. 236 NCCHRWRI Piss off. I mean it. 237 NCCHRWRI I ain't got nothing to say to you. 245 NCCHRWRI Yeah? 246 NCCHRWRI Hey! How's it going, 1246 NCCHRWRI ? Everybody treating you all right? Anything you need? 247 NCCHRWRI Hey, you got my thanks for finding who killed Richard, 248 NCCHRWRI . I owe you big, and the Wright family always pays its debts. What can I do for you? 249 NCCHRWRI Mattah. Man is Mattah! 250 NCCHRWRI Hoobajuube 251 NCCHRWRI Wander off 252 NCCHRWRI Who are you? 253 NCCHRWRI I'm looking for a job. Is Family Wright hiring? 254 NCCHRWRI Say, I ran into your mom. 255 NCCHRWRI Can you tell me about Richard? 256 NCCHRWRI Nothing. Sorry to bother you. 257 NCCHRWRI Can you tell me about the Wright Family? 265 NCCHRWRI Piss off, retard. I ain't got time to do sign language with you. 275 NCCHRWRI I'm Chris. Chris Wright. Of the Family Wright. Glad you asked? 277 NCCHRWRI Family Wright? Who's that? 278 NCCHRWRI Chris Wright, huh? Say, I ran into your mom. 279 NCCHRWRI Can you tell me what happened to your brother Richard? 280 NCCHRWRI Not really. Sorry to bother you. 290 NCCHRWRI You ain't heard of Family *Wright?* You musta been out in the desert too long. Family Wright is the biggest crime family in Reno. We're gonna rule this city. 291 NCCHRWRI Really? Sounds like the Wright family holds all the cards. Are they hiring? 292 NCCHRWRI Actually, I got the impression they were one of the weakest of the families�I mean, they only deal in alcohol, they have no casino or chem trade, and their numbers are much less than other families. 293 NCCHRWRI Speaking of family, I ran into your mom. 295 NCCHRWRI Really? How interesting... well, look, I have to be going. 296 NCCHRWRI Family Wright is the biggest crime family in Reno. We're gonna rule this city. 305 NCCHRWRI Like what? 306 NCCHRWRI Can you tell me about Family Wright? 307 NCCHRWRI Is Family Wright hiring? 308 NCCHRWRI I ran into your mom not long ago. Nice lady. 310 NCCHRWRI No, no other questions. I better be going. 315 NCCHRWRI (The young man looks you up and down. His eyes stop at the mark on your forehead.) Well, now. (He sneers, then spits on your feet.) Why don't you make yourself useful and lick that up, slaver? 316 NCCHRWRI (The young man looks you up and down.) Well, now. (He sneers, then spits on your feet.) Why don't you make yourself useful and lick that up, you piece of 317 NCCHRWRI dogshit? 318 NCCHRWRI Kick him with the boot he spat on. 320 NCCHRWRI Let it alone and walk away. This time. 325 NCCHRWRI Well, I� I mean, the Wright family� my family� might have an opening. I ain't promising nothing, but go to the mansion south of here, find my brother Keith and tell him I sent you. Name's Chris. Chris Wright. 326 NCCHRWRI Uh, Family Wright? Who's that? 327 NCCHRWRI Wright, huh? I ran into your mom. 329 NCCHRWRI Thanks. 330 NCCHRWRI Thanks. Can I ask you some questions? 335 NCCHRWRI Naw... we don't usually hire muscle that's not family. You can try asking Pa at the house, but he'll most likely just say no. 336 NCCHRWRI All right then. 345 NCCHRWRI (Cringes.) *Greeeat.* Did she give you a speech? 346 NCCHRWRI A little. Do you not like your mother? 347 NCCHRWRI No. Does she usually? 348 NCCHRWRI Not really. Look, I better be going. 355 NCCHRWRI That a JOKE? If so, it damn well missed the funny mark by a mile. You trying to start something with Family Wright? 356 NCCHRWRI Start something? No, just FINISH it. 357 NCCHRWRI No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. Look, I had some other questions� 358 NCCHRWRI No, not at all. I think I better be going. 365 NCCHRWRI (Shrugs.) She just doesn't pay attention to what's going on around her. I love her n' all, but sometimes, she's as blind as a mule. 366 NCCHRWRI Well, not long ago, she charged into our alcohol still here and busted up the place, destroying our entire cash crop! I love her n' all, but sometimes she's as blind as a mule. 367 NCCHRWRI Heh-heh. And she looks like one, too. 368 NCCHRWRI Blind? How do you mean? 369 NCCHRWRI Oh. I had some other questions� 370 NCCHRWRI I suppose. Look, I better be going. 380 NCCHRWRI She goes around and preaches all about sinning and stuff, but she doesn't even really know what Dad does. Either that, or she ignores it. 381 NCCHRWRI What does your Dad do? 382 NCCHRWRI Hmmmm. Say, I had some other questions� 383 NCCHRWRI Interesting. Well, I have to be going. 390 NCCHRWRI Makes alcohol, runs guns, rubs out people who fuck with him�typical family stuff. Mom'd be pissed if she actually paid mind to what was going on. And 'specially if she found this still, here. 391 NCCHRWRI How pissed would she be? 400 NCCHRWRI Probably pissed enough to wreck this place�at least. Then she'd give us all a tongue lashing and a few solid days of preaching. Heh. 401 NCCHRWRI Interesting. Say, I had some other questions� 402 NCCHRWRI Hmmmmm. Thanks. 410 NCCHRWRI Richard? We found him dead in one of the gutters like one of those jet crashers. Near as we can figure, someone pumped him with chems until he was dead. 411 NCCHRWRI Someone' gave him too much? How do you know he didn't overdose because HE took too much? 412 NCCHRWRI Who do you figure might have done it? 413 NCCHRWRI Sorry to hear that. I had some other questions� 414 NCCHRWRI Nasty. Look, I have to be going. 420 NCCHRWRI Cause he was a clean kid� Mom taught him THAT much. And if you feel like saying any different, maybe you and I should settle it right here, huh?! 421 NCCHRWRI I didn't mean it like that. Sorry I brought it up. 422 NCCHRWRI Don't blind yourself to the possibility he might have been taking it. Jet is extremely habit-forming. 423 NCCHRWRI Look, *kid,* if you know what's good for you, you'll stop throwing down every time a little truth comes along and bites you in the ass. 425 NCCHRWRI I'm not looking for any trouble. I'll be going. 435 NCCHRWRI Yeah... well, just watch it. Them's fighting words to any Wright, so don't go shooting off your mouth like that, okay? 437 NCCHRWRI Look, KID, don't start with me. If you know what's good for you, you'll stop trying to throw down every time a little truth comes along and bites you in the ass. 438 NCCHRWRI Sorry, no offense intended. Say, I had some other questions� 439 NCCHRWRI Understood. I better be going. 445 NCCHRWRI Piss off. I ain't got nothing more to say to you. 446 NCCHRWRI Wait, I just had one more question� 447 NCCHRWRI I'm leaving, I'm leaving. 455 NCCHRWRI (Chris stares at you for a moment, then lunges at you!) 456 NCCHRWRI So THIS is how it's gonna BE, huh? ALL RIGHT THEN, LET'S GO, MOTHER FU -- 465 NCCHRWRI My guess is the Mordinos, either one of their dealers or one of the Mordino family themselves. Bastards make tons of Jet. 466 NCCHRWRI Got it. Say, I had some other questions� 467 NCCHRWRI Which of the dealers do you think sold it to Richard? 468 NCCHRWRI I see. I better be going. 475 NCCHRWRI Could have been any one of them: Jagged Jimmy J, that scarred prick at the corner of Virgin Street, or Renesco 'the Rocketman,' that weasely old shit who sells Jet outta that fortified shell up on the West Side. 476 NCCHRWRI Any other dealers? 485 NCCHRWRI Hey, man, thank YOU. 486 NCCHRWRI Hey, lady, thank YOU. 487 NCCHRWRI You find out who killed my brother, and all of Family Wright'll be thanking you. And that's no small thanks, understand? 488 NCCHRWRI I understand. Catch you later, Chris. 495 NCCHRWRI Jules at the head of town also sells Jet, but he mostly sells to tourists�then there's Little Jesus Mordino: he mighta pushed chems on Rich while Rich was out alone. He hangs out at the Desperado. 497 NCCHRWRI Jagged Jimmy J, Renesco the Rocketman, Jules and Little Jesus�I'll check them out. Thanks for the info, Chris. 1200 NCCHRWRI ! Way to kick the Enclave's ass! 1201 NCCHRWRI ! You rock! 1202 NCCHRWRI ! 1220 NCCHRWRI . What you been up to? 1221 NCCHRWRI ? 125 NCCODY You see Cody. 175 NCCODY You see a ragged-looking orphan. On the remains of his tattered shirt is scribbled "Cody." 176 NCCODY You see Cody. He glares at you sullenly. 177 NCCODY You see Cody. His gaze could make mountains get out of the way. 178 NCCODY You see Cody. His name is scribbled on the remains of his tattered shirt. 200 NCCODY (The child glares at you sullenly as you approach...you can barely see his face beneath all the dirt. On the remains of his shirt is scribbled "Cody.") 201 NCCODY (Cody glares at you sullenly as you approach.) 202 NCCODY Kootchie kootchie 203 NCCODY Glare back at 'im 204 NCCODY lost car. 1204 NCCODY sad. You seen 2204 NCCODY car? 205 NCCODY Cody, can you take 1205 NCCODY to car now? Pleeease? 206 NCCODY Wander off 207 NCCODY Hey, Cody. You all right? You want something to eat maybe? 208 NCCODY Hey, Cody. You thirsty? Want something to drink? 209 NCCODY Where are your parents? 210 NCCODY Hey, Cody. Have you seen my car? 211 NCCODY Cody, can you take me to my car now? 212 NCCODY Cody, can you take me to the place where my car is? 213 NCCODY Cody, can you take me to the place where my car was? 214 NCCODY Can you tell me who stole it? 215 NCCODY Goodbye. 220 NCCODY (Cody gives you the finger and runs away.) 221 NCCODY (Cody's eyes get wide, and he runs away.) 223 NCCODY ME KILL YOU ME KILL YOU ME KILL YOU ME KILL -- 224 NCCODY Maybe next time, then. 225 NCCODY Little shit� 230 NCCODY (Cody continues to stare at you.) 231 NCCODY Uh, you all right, Cody? 239 NCCODY Well, see you later, Cody. Take care. 251 NCCODY Hey, Cody. Want some nuka cola? 252 NCCODY Want a brewski, kid? Never too young to start, Mom used to say. Uh, when she was sober, that is. 253 NCCODY I got some Jet here, Cody. You want to fly high with Uncle 254 NCCODY I got some Jet here, Cody. You want to fly high with Auntie 1254 NCCODY ? 255 NCCODY Hey, Cody�want some powerful metamphetamines? You could catch and eat your own game. Other children, even. 256 NCCODY Uh, well, take care of yourself, Cody. 257 NCCODY Sorry kid, looks like I don't have anything to give you. 261 NCCODY Want a piece of fruit, Cody? 262 NCCODY Want some iguana, Cody? Mmmmmm good. 263 NCCODY Hey, Cody. Want some delici...er, edible...slab of Dunton's drymeat? Mmmmmm�uh�good. 270 NCCODY (Cody grabs the item and runs away.) 271 NCCODY ::Mutter under your breath about the state of youth today.:: 272 NCCODY You're welcome, kid�! Don't mention it�! 273 NCCODY Sheesh. Little bugger. 274 NCCODY Should sell the ungrateful little bastard into slavery�hmmmm, wait a minute� 280 NCCODY (Cody nods!) 281 NCCODY (To your surprise, Cody nods.) 282 NCCODY You see 1282 NCCODY car! Where! Where! Take me! Take me! Pleeease? Will you? Huh? 283 NCCODY It good you know where 1283 NCCODY car is�oh, look! Shiny thing! (Wander off.) 284 NCCODY You did?! Can you show me where it is? 286 NCCODY Well, I was just curious. I'll be back. 290 NCCODY (Cody glances fearfully at Jules across the street, who is glaring at the two of you.) 291 NCCODY (Cody glances fearfully at the black man across the street, who is glaring at the two of you.) 292 NCCODY Oh, REALLY� well, it looks like Jules and my fist will be having a little talk, then. 293 NCCODY Oh, REALLY� well, you know what's going to happen now, Cody? The bad man who stole 1293 NCCODY s car and 2293 NCCODY s fist will be having a private conversation across the street. 294 NCCODY Oh, really? Well, I'll deal with him later. Can you take me to where the car is right now? 300 NCCODY (Cody shrugs.) 301 NCCODY Can you take me to where the car is right now? 302 NCCODY Well, I was just curious. Goodbye. 310 NCCODY (Cody nods again, then starts running off.) 311 NCCODY (Run after him.) 312 NCCODY Oh goodie, me follow�oooh, look sand! It so tan! Uh...where Cody go? 313 NCCODY Cody, stop! I don't want to go there right now�I have some other things I have to take care of first. I'll be back in a bit. 320 NCCODY (The child glares at you as you approach. He is dressed in rags, and you can barely see his face beneath all the dirt. As you near him, his eyes flicker to your forehead, grow wide, then he takes off running.) 321 NCCODY (From a distance, the child seems dressed in rags. As you near him in your Power Armor, however, his eyes grow wide and he takes off running.) 322 NCCODY Bye Bye 324 NCCODY Should sell the little bastard into slavery�hmmmm, wait a minute� 330 NCCODY (From a distance, the child seems dressed in rags. As you approach, however, his eyes grow wide, and he takes off running.) 340 NCCODY (From a distance, the child seems dressed in rags. As he sees Marcus approach, however, his eyes grow wide, and he takes off running.) 350 NCCODY (From a distance, the child seems dressed in rags. As he sees Lenny approach, however, his eyes grow wide, and he takes off running.) 360 NCCODY (Cody's stare breaks as you approach. He blinks as you come up to him, then gives a slight smile.) 361 NCCODY (The child glares at you sullenly as you approach...you can barely see his face beneath all the dirt. On the remains of his shirt is scribbled "Cody." As you near him, his glare breaks and he smiles slightly.) 362 NCCODY Haaay Codee 363 NCCODY Biii-ye, Codee 364 NCCODY How you doin' Cody? 365 NCCODY Hey, Cody. I ended up saving the world. Man, was it a PAIN. Who woulda thought the president could be such a bastard? Whew. So�how's things with you? 366 NCCODY Just thought I would stop by and say hello, Cody. You take care of New Reno, all right? 370 NCCODY (Cody keeps smiling at you.) 371 NCCODY (Cody continues to smile at you.) 372 NCCODY (Cody smiles.) 375 NCCODY So�how you doin' Cody? Good, huh? 377 NCCODY Well, just thought I would stop by and say hello, Cody. You take care of New Reno, all right? 380 NCCODY (Cody blinks, then mumbles something.) 381 NCCODY Huh? Wat you say? 382 NCCODY What, Cody? What did you just say? 390 NCCODY (Cody blinks, then mumbles it again. You barely catch it, but it sounded like 'thank you.') 391 NCCODY (Cody blinks, then mumbles it again. You barely catch it, but it sounded like 'fuck you.') 392 NCCODY Thank YOU, Codee. Witout Npee Cees like you, me in VERY borrin world 393 NCCODY ME KILL YOU ME KILL YOU 394 NCCODY Hey, no problem, Cody. Saving the world seems to be in the blood. Take care now, you hear? 100 NCCOMEDI You see a comedian. 150 NCCOMEDI You see a crappy stand-up comic. He's nervous, and it shows. 200 NCCOMEDI He's too busy in his routine to talk right now. 1000 NCCOMEDI So�uh�why did the radscorpion cross the road? 1001 NCCOMEDI To get away from your boring ASS! 1002 NCCOMEDI I say we kill this guy! 1003 NCCOMEDI Cause the radscorpion�uh, it wanted to get away from the radioactive fallout particles� 1004 NCCOMEDI You suck! 1005 NCCOMEDI FUCK YOU! 1006 NCCOMEDI Uh, the joke, see, since it was already a mutant, it didn't need to cross the road, so�uh� 2000 NCCOMEDI Heh-heh. Gecko�ghouls, right? Ghouls�man, do they STINK. 2001 NCCOMEDI You stink! 2002 NCCOMEDI This guy should only be on Saturday nights! 2003 NCCOMEDI Uh� heh-heh� so, uh, ghouls right, they smell bad. So, like, uh� 2004 NCCOMEDI Did I mention ghouls stink? 2005 NCCOMEDI Um, so I find this ghoul, right, I ask, 'Are you guys envious that I don't stink?' 2006 NCCOMEDI He goes, "No. Uh, why do you ask?" 2007 NCCOMEDI I said, because you're GREEN. 2008 NCCOMEDI Uh�green with envy. Get it? 2010 NCCOMEDI Booo! 3000 NCCOMEDI So�there was this prostitute, right, this stupid slut� 3001 NCCOMEDI Your Mom's a slut! 3002 NCCOMEDI "Slut?" I'm going to stab you to death after the show! 3003 NCCOMEDI And�uh�she goes, right, she goes, 'is that a Gecko in your pocket or are you just�uh, horny?' 3006 NCCOMEDI Uh�did I mention it was a fire-breathing Gecko�? Heh-heh. 4000 NCCOMEDI Vertibirds? 4001 NCCOMEDI Verti what? 4002 NCCOMEDI What the hell is this guy talking about? 4003 NCCOMEDI How about those little bags of peanuts they serve on flights? 4004 NCCOMEDI How about the salami you get served? 4005 NCCOMEDI What's... up with that? 5000 NCCOMEDI Optional traits? 5001 NCCOMEDI *Yawn* 5002 NCCOMEDI You know, like jinks. Anybody seen these lately? 5003 NCCOMEDI Anybody seen your pencil dick lately? 5004 NCCOMEDI Uhhh... Do you think that there is anyone who says, "Hey, I think I want more critical failures?" 5005 NCCOMEDI Who... are these people? 5006 NCCOMEDI Hey, I've heard that one somewhere before. 6000 NCCOMEDI Radscorpions? 6001 NCCOMEDI What's so rad about them? 6002 NCCOMEDI It's short for RADIATION, asshole. 6003 NCCOMEDI Who are these people that think mutated scorpions... 6004 NCCOMEDI Are so rad? 6005 NCCOMEDI You suck! 7000 NCCOMEDI Molerats? 7001 NCCOMEDI Oh boy... 7002 NCCOMEDI What's up with these things? 7003 NCCOMEDI Are they moles... 7004 NCCOMEDI Or... 7005 NCCOMEDI Are they RATS? 7006 NCCOMEDI And what about pigrats? 7007 NCCOMEDI What is up with that? 7008 NCCOMEDI Uhhh... yeah, what is up with that? 8000 NCCOMEDI Super mutants? 8001 NCCOMEDI Does this asshole ever stop telling these stupid jokes? 8002 NCCOMEDI What's so SUPER about them? 8003 NCCOMEDI When was the last time you saw a super mutant... 8004 NCCOMEDI Get a cat out of a tree? 8005 NCCOMEDI Never! Know why? 8006 NCCOMEDI *Yawn* 8007 NCCOMEDI Uhhh... because super mutants don't rescue cats... 8008 NCCOMEDI They kill mercilessly! 8009 NCCOMEDI Wish someone would kill you mershssmbl... 8010 NCCOMEDI So who calls them SUPER mutants? 8011 NCCOMEDI Who are these people? 8012 NCCOMEDI Probably the same idiots who hired you! 9000 NCCOMEDI And what about that dork, Myron? 9001 NCCOMEDI Is he talking about me? 9002 NCCOMEDI I mean, what a geek! It's like he's lived in his parents' basement ALL his life. 9003 NCCOMEDI *Ha* *Ha* *Ha* 9004 NCCOMEDI Hey! 9005 NCCOMEDI Well, Myron, you ARE a dork. 9006 NCCOMEDI Don't worry about it, Myron. He's just trying to be funny. 9007 NCCOMEDI Yeah, you're just lucky I don't kick your ass, pal! 10000 NCCOMEDI So did you hear about the stupid Bishop daughter that got knocked up? 10001 NCCOMEDI *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* 10002 NCCOMEDI ::Whistle:: 10003 NCCOMEDI Amazing! 11000 NCCOMEDI Heh-heh. Did you hear the one about the tribal who wiped out the Enclave? 11001 NCCOMEDI The tribal was sooo stupid that, uh, the tribal, right�uh, blew up their rig. 11002 NCCOMEDI BOOM! 11003 NCCOMEDI Did I mention the tribal was stupid? 11004 NCCOMEDI You're the one who's stupid! 100 NCCORBRO You see one of the Corsican Brothers. 150 NCCORBRO You see a well-dressed man who smells like Vaseline. For some reason, he strikes you as faintly reptilian. 151 NCCORBRO You see Marty, one of the Corsican Brothers. His hair is slicked back, and his face is covered with a thin sheen of sweat. 152 NCCORBRO You see Sid, one of the Corsican Brothers. He is wearing a toupee, and he is wearing dark glasses. 200 NCCORBRO Hey, 202 NCCORBRO Yo, 210 NCCORBRO How the hell do you go to the bathroom with that thing on? 211 NCCORBRO Is that some new kind of vibrator? 212 NCCORBRO Is that some new body condom? 220 NCCORBRO You're more eruptive than a volcano on a bad day. 221 NCCORBRO You're a star. A SHOOTING star. 222 NCCORBRO You're a star. A SPURTING star. 223 NCCORBRO You're a star. A THROBBING star. 224 NCCORBRO You deliver a performance worth a thousand hard-ons. 226 NCCORBRO You're a star. A shining star. 227 NCCORBRO Hey, welcome back! 228 NCCORBRO Come chat with me for a while. 229 NCCORBRO Talk to me about business. 230 NCCORBRO Come again! 231 NCCORBRO Know what I'm staring at? I'm staring at the foxiest bitch in the whole world. 233 NCCORBRO Hey, welcome back, honey-tits! 245 NCCORBRO Uh-oh. A suit. Everybody on their toes. 246 NCCORBRO Hello, 250 NCCORBRO Hey there, you sexual Hercules! 251 NCCORBRO Check out those pecs. Flex a few times. 252 NCCORBRO Ever thought about a career in the business, 253 NCCORBRO I could get you set up for a few scenes, if you want. Just think about it, okay? 254 NCCORBRO Nice fighting style you got. How's your bedroom style? 255 NCCORBRO You're welcome here anytime. Say, if you want to talk business� 256 NCCORBRO Say, 257 NCCORBRO Come again! 258 NCCORBRO Battle on, Xena. 259 NCCORBRO Nice tight stomach you have there. Like a springboard. 270 NCCORBRO We're all stocked up, slaver. 271 NCCORBRO These slaves are mine, slaver. Watch those eyes. 275 NCCORBRO Uh, nice robo-dog, but we don't do those kind of pictures. Yet. 276 NCCORBRO That robo-dog housebroken? 280 NCCORBRO Whoa. Check out the treads on that bot. 281 NCCORBRO Is that one of those robotic vibrators I've heard about? 282 NCCORBRO That robot o' yours interested in film? 290 NCCORBRO Look, take your mutant friend outta here. We don't do those kind of movies here. 291 NCCORBRO Frankly, I don't think any of our actresses could handle your mutant friend. 292 NCCORBRO We already did one mutant picture - mutant ate all the actresses. And I mean that in the conventional sense. 300 NCCORBRO Keee-rist! Get that ghoul stinkard outta here before the smell latches on. 301 NCCORBRO We ain't interested in ghoul pictures. Get him outta here. 302 NCCORBRO *Phewww* That ghoul stinks ta high heaven! Get an air freshner in here before I pass out. 310 NCCORBRO Well, the lighting is all off� 311 NCCORBRO Like anyone is gonna CARE if the boom is in the shot! 312 NCCORBRO Can we concentrate on the booty, please? 313 NCCORBRO Shoot's gone on too long. Going broke paying fluffers� 314 NCCORBRO He wants WHAT?!! Tell him to screw himself and the brahmin he rode in on! 315 NCCORBRO Things were better in the days of implants� 316 NCCORBRO The overhead is going to kill us. 317 NCCORBRO Loved that Diggler guy. 318 NCCORBRO The guy is sexual dynamite! 319 NCCORBRO I'm NOT going to shoot you like this. 320 NCCORBRO He's a missile! He's a rocket! He's just taking off, Sid, I'm telling ya! 321 NCCORBRO Abso-frigging-lutely! 322 NCCORBRO You tell that bastard he can go to hell! 323 NCCORBRO Look, if that candy-ass comes around again� 324 NCCORBRO Wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am. 325 NCCORBRO If that don't beat all� 326 NCCORBRO No skin off my ass. 327 NCCORBRO You tell that chicken-shit son of a bitch, you TELL him� 328 NCCORBRO Well, then he caught a case of seam squirrels. 329 NCCORBRO That's not an MP. That's a *YP.* 330 NCCORBRO 20 minutes, babe. 331 NCCORBRO Let's see: (Checks script.) Enter Randy, he and Sylvia go at it�Christy goes to bathroom, Peter joins her, they go at it. Enter Ron� 345 NCCORBRO The Corsican Brothers at yer service� (Glances up, irritated, then does a double take.) Hey...you're the one from before - you were looking to fluff, right? 346 NCCORBRO The Corsican Brothers at yer service� (Glances up, irritated.) You again. Look, you interested in the fluffer position or not? 347 NCCORBRO The Corsican Brothers at yer service� (Glances up, irritated, then does a double take.) YOU'RE the new fluffer? 348 NCCORBRO The Corsican Brothers at yer service� (Glances up, irritated.) You the new fluffer? 349 NCCORBRO Me fluf 350 NCCORBRO Me no fluf! Me tuff! 351 NCCORBRO Wander off 353 NCCORBRO Sure am. 354 NCCORBRO Actually, my spouse is. 356 NCCORBRO No. I'm here for Big Jesus Mordino's money. 357 NCCORBRO No. Sorry to bother you. 358 NCCORBRO Nooooooo. Sorry to bother you. 370 NCCORBRO Awright, brainiac. Pay's 5�er, 3 chips for one shoot. Get into the backroom and wax that fella's shaft. 371 NCCORBRO Shaft�he's one bad mutha -- 372 NCCORBRO Do as man say 380 NCCORBRO Watch your mouth. 381 NCCORBRO I'm talking about Shaft! 390 NCCORBRO (Holds up his hands.) I can dig it. 391 NCCORBRO Go wax that fella's shaft 400 NCCORBRO Hmmmm. How much you bench, pal? 401 NCCORBRO Hmmmm. You as tough as you look, honey-tits? 402 NCCORBRO Me bench 403 NCCORBRO Me no do bench me do woman 404 NCCORBRO Me money-tits 405 NCCORBRO Me tuff 415 NCCORBRO Riiiiight. Pal, I know where you're coming from, and I know EXACTLY where you're going. You like to act? 416 NCCORBRO Riiiiight. Honey-tits, I know where you're coming from, and I know EXACTLY where you're going. You like to act? 417 NCCORBRO Me like stuff 418 NCCORBRO Act like what 425 NCCORBRO No shit? So do I! We have so much in common already! See, we're a studio, we make MAGIC here. You� 426 NCCORBRO you, pal, can be PART of that magic! 427 NCCORBRO you, honey-tits, can be PART of that magic! 428 NCCORBRO Okee-Dokee 429 NCCORBRO Magic! Magic! Me like magic! 435 NCCORBRO Act like a BEAST. Like a wild rhino. A primal animal, built only to harness his lust for the gratitude of the masses! MAGIC, BABY, MAGIC! THAT'S what I'm talking about! 436 NCCORBRO Act like a BEAST. Like a wild mynx. A primal animal whose SOUL desire is to enflame the lusts of the masses! MAGIC, BABY, MAGIC! THAT'S what I'm talking about! 445 NCCORBRO X-cellent! Now, time for a try-out. I need to see how you get over the 'hump.' 446 NCCORBRO You game, pal? 447 NCCORBRO You game, honey-tits? 448 NCCORBRO Oh-Kay 455 NCCORBRO Let's do it, then! No time to lose! Hey! Somebody get me an extra! 456 NCCORBRO Alright, pal, time to shine� 457 NCCORBRO Alright, honey-tits, time to shine� 458 NCCORBRO Do as the odd man directs� 459 NCCORBRO You bet. You ain't seen NOTHING yet. 465 NCCORBRO Sorry, pal, yer just not FLEXIBLE enough for what we need. Work on it, and maybe we can talk business later, okay? 466 NCCORBRO Sorry, honey-tits, yer just not FLEXIBLE enough, for what we need. Work on it, and maybe we can talk business later, okay? 467 NCCORBRO Me LIKE doooo-ing business here. Me be BACK 468 NCCORBRO *Snffff* O-kay. *Snffff* Me feel used 469 NCCORBRO I'll try and work on my agility. Maybe next time. 470 NCCORBRO I might be back. After a shower. A long shower. 475 NCCORBRO Sorry, pal, yer handsome and yer flexible enough, it's just that y'ain't got the, uh, stamina we need... Work out a little, and then maybe we do some business, okay? 476 NCCORBRO Sorry, honey-tits, yer pretty and yer flexible enough, it's just that y'ain't got the, uh, endurance we need... Work out a little, and then maybe we do some business, okay? 479 NCCORBRO I'll try and work on my endurance. Maybe next time. 485 NCCORBRO Sorry, pal, yer handsome, yer flexible, ye got the stamina of a brahmin, but y'need a bit more experience in the sack before we can do business, okay? We ain't got the time to train you. 486 NCCORBRO Sorry, honey-tits, yer beautiful, yer flexible, ye got the endurance, but y'need a bit more experience in the sack before we can do business, okay? We ain't got the time to train you, sweetmeat. 489 NCCORBRO I'll try and increase my uh, 'experience.' Maybe next time. 495 NCCORBRO Pal, that was in-credible. 496 NCCORBRO Honey-tits, that was in-credible. 497 NCCORBRO You were gold out there, pure Reno gold! That performance was worth a THOUSAND hard-ons! You wanna do a movie with us? C'mon, let's talk, baby, let's TALK! 498 NCCORBRO Okee Dokee �me talk with you. Me wanna do that stuff again and again 499 NCCORBRO Uh-uh. Me wanna go now. Me feel dirty inside 500 NCCORBRO I'm interested. My price: 200 chips a�shot. 501 NCCORBRO I'm interested. But first, some conditions. First off, I only work with CLEAN actors, I expect at least 500 chips for each shoot, 20% royalties, and no BULLSHIT. I'm a star, and you know it. 503 NCCORBRO No way. I need a shower. A long shower. 515 NCCORBRO (He yanks out a piece of paper from his jacket, and has you to scrawl an "X" on it.) Done! Let's film! First, you'll need a stage name, something that screams STAR. Any ideas? 516 NCCORBRO (He yanks out a piece of paper from his jacket, and directs you to scrawl your signature on it.) Done! Let's film! First, you'll need a stage name, something that screams STAR. Any ideas? 517 NCCORBRO Awright - how about another name? 525 NCCORBRO I...hmmmm...I...hmmmm. Look, I'll agree to the 500 chips, but NO ROYALTIES. You hear me? 526 NCCORBRO All right. 527 NCCORBRO No deal. I'll be seeing you. 528 NCCORBRO No royalties, no 5528 NCCORBRO . I'm outta this chicken-shit studio. 535 NCCORBRO All right! " 5535 NCCORBRO !" I LIKE it! I LIKE it! Now, let's FILM� 6535 NCCORBRO ! Lights! Camera! Action! 536 NCCORBRO Achtung! Achtung! 537 NCCORBRO Get down to business. 545 NCCORBRO Eh�not THAT name, 'kay? Bad ass-ociations. I mean, nobody wants to see anybody named that in any decent porno. Choose another name, eh? 546 NCCORBRO Okay� 547 NCCORBRO But me really LIKE name 548 NCCORBRO But I really like that name. 555 NCCORBRO Now, THAT'S a name so bright and so sharp, that it'll just EXPLODE because it's just so powerful! Good choice, pal, good choice. Now, let's FILM! Lights! Camera! Action! 556 NCCORBRO Now, THAT'S a name with some history and magic associated with it. Good choice, pal, good choice. Now, let's FILM! Lights! Camera! Action! 557 NCCORBRO Now, THAT'S a name with some magic associated with it. Good choice, honey-tits, good choice. Now, let's FILM! Lights! Camera! Action! 565 NCCORBRO All right! All right! Let's do this, people! Come on! Look alive! You ready? 566 NCCORBRO Me ready like freddie 567 NCCORBRO I was BORN ready. 575 NCCORBRO All right then, my volcanic pal. We're done for today. STELLAR performance! STELLAR! And that money shot! Perfect! You want to do another, you come back and see us in a month, you hear? 576 NCCORBRO All right then, honey-tits. We're done for today. STELLAR performance! STELLAR! You want to do another, you come back and see us in a month, you hear? 577 NCCORBRO Okee�Bye-bye 585 NCCORBRO Cut! All right then, pal. 586 NCCORBRO Cut! All right then, honey-tits. 587 NCCORBRO That's a wrap. STELLAR performance! 588 NCCORBRO And that money shot! 589 NCCORBRO And that crooning! 590 NCCORBRO Perfect! Here's your cut: 591 NCCORBRO 200 chips. 592 NCCORBRO 500 chips. 593 NCCORBRO You want to do another, you come see us in a month, you hear? 594 NCCORBRO All right then. 610 NCCORBRO You yanking my member? Look, if you gotta ask, then you AIN'T the person for the job. Now whaddya want? 612 NCCORBRO A job, huh? Well then, I AM a fluffer. The best fluffer in the business. 613 NCCORBRO Um, nothing. I must be in the wrong place. 620 NCCORBRO Whoa, what am I thinking? You come in here, a class act, and I babble like an idiot! Look, pal, sorry 'bout that. Say, um, you looking for work? None of that fluffing crap. I'm talking ACTING, see? 621 NCCORBRO Whoa, what am I thinking? You come in here, a class act, and I babble like an idiot! Look, honey-tits, sorry 'bout that. Say, um, you looking for work? None of that fluffing shit. I'm talking ACTING, see? 622 NCCORBRO First off, what is this place? 623 NCCORBRO If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'm interested. 630 NCCORBRO Awright then. Head to the back, start waxing the shafts. Here's your pay: 5 chips. 631 NCCORBRO Do as he says. 632 NCCORBRO Um, actually, I changed my mind. No thanks. I'd best be going now. 640 NCCORBRO Yer spouse, huh? Hmmmmm. Awright. Have yer life partner head to the back, start spit-shining the shafts. Here's the pay: 3 chips. 641 NCCORBRO Do as the man says, Davin-honey. Do 5641 NCCORBRO proud. 642 NCCORBRO Do as he says, Miria my sweet. NOW. 650 NCCORBRO This place? C'mon, what, you jokin' with me? This here's the Golden Globes, a FILM studio, the only one in Reno, probably the ONLY one still erect and standing. What, you don't know your own home? That hurts! 651 NCCORBRO This place? This here's the Golden Globes, a FILM studio, pal, the only one in Reno, probably the ONLY one still erect and standing, see? Now, you gonna talk my ears off, or you wanna job? 652 NCCORBRO This place? This here's the Golden Globes, a FILM studio, honey, the only one in Reno, probably the ONLY one still erect and standing, see? Now, you gonna talk my ears off, or you wanna job? 653 NCCORBRO This old place? This here's the Golden Globes, a FILM studio, probably the ONLY one still erect and standing in the world. But enough about this place�you looking for a job, pal? We NEED talent like you. 654 NCCORBRO This old place? This here's the Golden Globes, a FILM studio, probably the ONLY one still erect and standing in the world. But enough about this place�you looking for a job, honey-tits? 655 NCCORBRO How do you "film?" I mean, c'mon�you'd need cameras, film, projectors�where would you get all that stuff? 657 NCCORBRO No thanks. I have to be going. 658 NCCORBRO Just checking. I've been feeling a little drained, lately. 670 NCCORBRO We lucked out�we don't NEED any of that stoneage crap. We stumbled across a WORKING porno�er, holo�graphic projector. No bulky equipment, no fuss�and no unsightly mess. 671 NCCORBRO Reeeeally�what specs does the projector have? 672 NCCORBRO I see�well, look: I'm interested in a job, if you're still offering. 673 NCCORBRO Nice talking to you, but I have to be going. 680 NCCORBRO Well�we ain't hit capacity on the QEWB drive yet - near as I can tell, it's about a 300 GB high density memory cube. Even though the Winblows 57 O.S. eats up 70-75% of that, we could film for a hundred years on that cube. 681 NCCORBRO Where is this cube now? Can I see it? 683 NCCORBRO Wow. That's a LOT of porn. I think I'm going to go think about that for a while. 690 NCCORBRO No, we try and keep everybody outta the film room�everybody wants to throw in their two cents when it comes to editing and storage. 'Sides, the cube's gold to us - wouldn't want anything to happen to it. 692 NCCORBRO Makes sense. God knows what use some thief could put that cube to if they got their hands on it. Oh, well. Bye! 700 NCCORBRO X-cellent! A-course, I'll need ta see what yer made of, a little try-out to see how you get over the 'hump.' You game, pal? 701 NCCORBRO X-cellent! A-course, I'll need ta see what yer made of, a little try-out to see how you get over the 'hump.' You game, honey-tits? 702 NCCORBRO Sure. 703 NCCORBRO Uh, no thanks. I've changed my mind. Some other time. 710 NCCORBRO Then get the hell outta here, you little shit! We don't need you! Get lost! You'll never work in porn again! 711 NCCORBRO Me no want to anyway! SO THERE! 712 NCCORBRO Screw you! You're not my boss. You're not the boss of me. I'm the fucking boss of 5712 NCCORBRO ! 720 NCCORBRO Get outta here. I got nothing to say to you. 721 NCCORBRO Me and you got nothing to say to each other. Blow. 730 NCCORBRO Hey, welcome back, 5730 NCCORBRO ! We ain't shooting today, but try back again soon. 732 NCCORBRO Can you tell me a little about the studio first? 733 NCCORBRO I'm glad you said that. See, I'm here for Big Jesus Mordino's money. 734 NCCORBRO All right. I'll try back later. 735 NCCORBRO (Winks.) You're money, baby, nothing but money! 740 NCCORBRO The Corsican Brothers at yer service� (The man glances up, smiles.) Hey, welcome back, 5740 NCCORBRO ! You looking to go at another film session? 743 NCCORBRO Sure am. Let's break some bedsprings. 745 NCCORBRO Not really. I'm here for Big Jesus Mordino's money. 746 NCCORBRO No thanks. 755 NCCORBRO Whoa...you don't WANT to do it?! What, you too GOOD for us, now? We made you what you are, ' 5755 NCCORBRO !' And don't you forget it! 756 NCCORBRO Me not forget no get mad make me sad me come back but me got to go now 758 NCCORBRO Ignore him and wander off 759 NCCORBRO Calm down. I just don't want to shoot today, okay? Sheesh. I'll just come back later when you've cooled off. 760 NCCORBRO Screw you guys. I don't need this brahmin shit. I'm a star! A big bright shining star! 765 NCCORBRO Hey...you all right? You seem a little out of it. You ain't on chems, are you? Cause I AIN'T gonna shoot you like this. 766 NCCORBRO Me want to film NOW little person 768 NCCORBRO You're not the boss of me! I want to fuck, it's my big dick, so everybody get ready to fucking film right NOW. 769 NCCORBRO You're not the boss of me! I want to fuck, it's my big vagina, so everybody get ready to fucking film right NOW. 770 NCCORBRO All right. I'll try back later when I've, uh, calmed down. 780 NCCORBRO The Corsican Bros at yer service� (The man glances up, irritated, then does a double take.) Holy... 5780 NCCORBRO ?! How come you ain't been by earlier? Great fight by the way! Great fight! What can I do for you? 781 NCCORBRO Me 4! Me 4! 782 NCCORBRO Nothing 783 NCCORBRO What is this place? 784 NCCORBRO Can you tell me a little about the studio? 785 NCCORBRO Got any�openings�I could fill? 786 NCCORBRO Got any work for someone like me? 787 NCCORBRO I'm here for Big Jesus Mordino's money. 788 NCCORBRO Nothing. Sorry to bother you. 795 NCCORBRO The Golden Globes studio, the studio for all talent in what remains of the world. And you, friend, you could be a STAR, know what I'm saying? You interested in acting? 797 NCCORBRO Sure. Are you serious? 799 NCCORBRO Not at the moment. Sorry to bother you. 805 NCCORBRO Hell, yes! Let's try you out! Hey! Get me some extras here! We gotta us a star in the making! 806 NCCORBRO Do as the man directs... 810 NCCORBRO The Corsican Bros at yer service� (The man glances up, irritated, then does a double take.) Holy...uh�hey, how you doing, 5810 NCCORBRO ?! How's Boss 6810 NCCORBRO ? Have a seat! So, um, what can I do you for? 812 NCCORBRO Nuthin 813 NCCORBRO What is this place? 814 NCCORBRO Indulge me. Tell me a little about this studio. 815 NCCORBRO Good question. You got any�openings�I could fill? 816 NCCORBRO Good question. Got any work for someone like me? 825 NCCORBRO The Golden Globes studio, THE studio for all talent in what remains of the world. So...uh, what can I do for you today? 827 NCCORBRO You got time to audition ME? I'm thinking I could be a star, you know what I'm saying? 829 NCCORBRO Nothing today. Sorry to bother you. 835 NCCORBRO Um, sure. Sure. Let's, uh, give you a try. See if you got what it takes. I mean, we're pretty booked, but we can try you out, okay? Uh�some extras over here, please! Hurry up! 836 NCCORBRO Do as the man directs. 845 NCCORBRO Um, sure, sure! Sure...here ya go. 250 chips. And, uh, say hello to Big Jesus for me, okay? 846 NCCORBRO Um, sure, sure! Sure...sorry about the misunderstanding. Here ya go. 250 chips. And, uh, say hello to Big Jesus for me, okay? 847 NCCORBRO Before you're all quick to run me outta here, why don't you tell me about your little operation, slick? 848 NCCORBRO Yeah. Maybe. Later for you, pal. 855 NCCORBRO Corsican Brothers at yer service� (Glances up.) You again. You looking for more work, Mister Fluffs-A-Lot? 856 NCCORBRO Corsican Brothers at yer service� (Glances up.) You again. You looking for more work, Little Miss Fluffs-a-Lot? 857 NCCORBRO Corsican Brothers at yer service� (Glances up.) You! What HAPPENED to you? I mean, it's good, it's good�I musta missed something before. You were interested in fluffing, was that it? 861 NCCORBRO Uh, what's a fluffer? 862 NCCORBRO Yeah. Is there any more work for me? 875 NCCORBRO Corsican Brothers at yer service� (Glances up.) Hey! You thought about my offer? Eh? 876 NCCORBRO Corsican Brothers at yer service� (Glances up.) Hey! You want another try-out? Is that it? 877 NCCORBRO Corsican Brothers at yer service� (Glances up.) Hey! You thought about my offer? You wanna go again, see if you still got the magic? Eh? 879 NCCORBRO Doh-Kay 881 NCCORBRO Yes. I've changed my mind. Should I just whip it out or�? 882 NCCORBRO Yes. I've changed my mind. Should I just drop my pants or�? 895 NCCORBRO � I heard about your X-ploits�how you blew the rig of every member in the Enclave. That took a stomach of iron. 896 NCCORBRO Yup 897 NCCORBRO Nup 899 NCCORBRO Uh, I didn't blow every member of the Enclave. You see, what happened was -- 900 NCCORBRO I better go. 910 NCCORBRO Don't be modest. I know it must have sucked. Most people wouldn't have had the stomach for it. But you swallowed your pride and did who had to be done. THAT'S star power. 911 NCCORBRO Yup 914 NCCORBRO Uh, look, I DIDN'T blow every member of the Enclave, see -- 915 NCCORBRO I better go. 920 NCCORBRO Know what I'm thinking, 5920 NCCORBRO ? I'm thinking about a feature film based on your X-ploits. We'd call it 'Pullout: Post-Nuclear Boogalo.' Are we together on this? Eh? 921 NCCORBRO Yer a hero, 5921 NCCORBRO . A genuine hero. I'm not gonna forget all the shit you had to swallow for us. And once all the box office receipts come in, the whole world will know, too. 922 NCCORBRO Yup 924 NCCORBRO Yuppity-yup. Byeeee 926 NCCORBRO Sure, what the hell. I solved this game. Let's do it. 927 NCCORBRO Greeeeat. Thanks... 928 NCCORBRO Let me go save the game first, then I might come back and do it. 935 NCCORBRO Ruined. We're ruined. 936 NCCORBRO Without that cube�ruined. 937 NCCORBRO Oh, cruel, cruel sex gods! What offense did we give you that caused you to take the cube from us? 938 NCCORBRO ::Sigh:: With the cube gone, maybe I should take up macram�. 1000 NCCORBRO Me feel sicky-sick in belly. 1100 NCCORBRO Ack! ::spit, spit:: That SUCKED! 1101 NCCORBRO You have a foul, unhealty taste in your mouth, and you feel sick to your stomach. But hey, 5 chips is 5 chips! 1200 NCCORBRO I...don't feel so good. 1201 NCCORBRO True love triumphs once again. Your spouse looks deathly ill, but at least you're 3 chips richer! 1250 NCCORBRO You have become a star. A big, bright shining star. 5200 NCCORBRO ! Just the hero we wanted to see! 5201 NCCORBRO , our hero friend, have we got a deal for you! 5202 NCCORBRO ! We heard about what you did to the Enclave! Now let's discuss what we can do for YOU� 5225 NCCORBRO is gold. Pure gold. 5232 NCCORBRO ! Sweetheart! Honey-tits! 5246 NCCORBRO . Nice weather today, huh? 5252 NCCORBRO ? 150 NCDRGDLR You see a man in wrinkled clothes. He is rubbing his nose and glancing around furtively. 151 NCDRGDLR You see a chem dealer. 152 NCDRGDLR You see a chem dealer. It looks like he's trolling for a customer. 200 NCDRGDLR Hey, hero! You lookin' to celebrate with some Jet? Talk to me! 201 NCDRGDLR Way to kick the Enclave's ass, hero! You want to kick back and celebrate with some Jet? 202 NCDRGDLR ::Cheers:: 203 NCDRGDLR ::Whistles:: 204 NCDRGDLR Nothing better than a shot o' Jet after kicking the Enclave's ass, eh? Am I right? 205 NCDRGDLR I got shit that'll help you kiss the sky, hero. 206 NCDRGDLR Are you experienced? 207 NCDRGDLR Hero, you want brain candy, you come deal with me. I mark down ALL my shit for you. 208 NCDRGDLR I know what you're looking for, friend, and I got it. All the Jet you NEED. 209 NCDRGDLR Why walk when you can FLY? 210 NCDRGDLR I got the purest Jet in town. It ain't cheap, but it's worth every bit. 211 NCDRGDLR You lookin' to fly? You got money? You talk to ME. 212 NCDRGDLR I got shit that'll help you kiss the sky, friend. 213 NCDRGDLR I got Jet and more Jet. Let's talk. 214 NCDRGDLR Let me know how I can help YOU, hero. Tell me your needs, and I'll give you the best rate in town. 215 NCDRGDLR So you lookin' to celebrate with some Jet, hero? You came to the right place. For you, EVERYTHING'S on special. 216 NCDRGDLR Least that I can do is mark down my stock for you, hero. Just my little way of saying thanks for saving our hide. 217 NCDRGDLR Nothing better than a shot o' Jet after kicking the Enclave's ass, eh? Am I right? All my stock's on special for you. 218 NCDRGDLR I got shit that'll help you kiss the sky, hero. And for you: a nice discount. How does that sound? 219 NCDRGDLR U got candy? 220 NCDRGDLR Wander off 221 NCDRGDLR What have you got? 222 NCDRGDLR I don't want anything, thanks. 230 NCDRGDLR Hey, hey�I'm in the presence of greatness. For YOU, friend, my stock's on special. Tell all your friends about me, all right? 231 NCDRGDLR So you lookin' to party with some Jet, friend? You came to the right place. For you, EVERYTHING'S on special. 232 NCDRGDLR I got enough Jet to put you in orbit, my fine friend. And for you: a discount. Shall we talk price? 233 NCDRGDLR I got shit that'll help you kiss the sky, friend. And for you: a discount. That sound all right? 234 NCDRGDLR Least I can do is mark down my stock for YOU, friend. Just my way of being friendly. 235 NCDRGDLR You've got class, y'know that? Class. And when someone as classy as you deals with me, they get a discount at the store, see? 236 NCDRGDLR Let me know how I can help YOU, friend. Tell me your needs, and I'll give you the best rate in town. 237 NCDRGDLR Nothing better than a shot o' Jet after a long day of running around, eh? Am I right? For YOU, all my stock's on special. 238 NCDRGDLR Hey, hey�I'm in the presence of greatness. For YOU, miss, my stock's on special. Tell all your friends about me, all right? 239 NCDRGDLR So you lookin' to party with some Jet, miss? You came to the right place. For you, EVERYTHING'S on special. 240 NCDRGDLR I got enough Jet to put you in orbit, my lady friend. And for you: a discount. Shall we talk price? 241 NCDRGDLR I got shit that'll help you kiss the sky, miss. And for you: a discount. That sound all right? 242 NCDRGDLR Least that I can do is mark down my stock for YOU, miss. Just my way of being friendly. 247 NCDRGDLR I know what you're looking for, slaver, and I got it. All the Jet you NEED. 248 NCDRGDLR Why walk when you can FLY? You want Jet, I got it. 249 NCDRGDLR Slaver, I got the purest Jet in town. It ain't cheap, but it's worth every bit. 250 NCDRGDLR You lookin' to fly, slaver? You got chips? You talk to ME. 251 NCDRGDLR I got shit that'll help you kiss the sky, slaver. 252 NCDRGDLR I got Jet, Jet, and MORE Jet. Let's talk. 253 NCDRGDLR I got enough Jet to put you in orbit, slaver. Shall we talk price? 254 NCDRGDLR Are you experienced, slaver? Let me set you up with the best Jet in town. 255 NCDRGDLR You lookin' for Jet? C'mon, slaver, let's deal. 256 NCDRGDLR You lookin' for Jet? C'mon, slaver, you and me: Let's talk. 261 NCDRGDLR I know what you're looking for, friend, and I got it. All the Jet you NEED. 262 NCDRGDLR Why walk when you can FLY? 263 NCDRGDLR I got the purest Jet in town. It ain't cheap, but it's worth every chip. 264 NCDRGDLR You lookin' to fly? You got chips? You talk to ME. 265 NCDRGDLR I got shit that'll help you kiss the sky, friend. 266 NCDRGDLR I got Jet, Jet and MORE Jet. Let's talk. 267 NCDRGDLR I got enough Jet to put you in orbit, friend. Shall we talk price? 268 NCDRGDLR Are you experienced? Let me set you up with the best Jet in town. 269 NCDRGDLR You lookin' for Jet? Let's deal. 270 NCDRGDLR You lookin' for Jet? Let's talk. 100 NCELDRID You see Eldridge. 150 NCELDRID You see a heavily armed man covered with grease. He is gazing at his weapon collection on the walls and smiling dreamily. 151 NCELDRID You see Eldridge. He is gazing at his weapon collection and smiling dreamily. 200 NCELDRID Congratulations, hero! You done good! 201 NCELDRID ::Fires his gun into the air, starts hooting and hollering:: Th' Enclave's DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! Yeeee-haw! 202 NCELDRID ::Ding-dong, the Enclave's dead, the Enclave's dead... :: 203 NCELDRID Enclave's a good reason for every citizen to have the right ta bear arms. 204 NCELDRID Next time, don't you go to th' Enclave without stopping by here first...I'll make sure you have all the firepower you NEED. 210 NCELDRID Holeeee Peter Paul n' Mary. Power armor! 211 NCELDRID Shooooo-eeee. ::Rubs eyes:: That Power Armor?! 212 NCELDRID Somebody pinch me. Is that POWER ARMOR?! 213 NCELDRID Tapdance on my grave and pee on my firstborn! Power Armor! In Reno! 214 NCELDRID You selling that Power Armor, friend?!! Hey! Anybody home?!! 220 NCELDRID A 9mm's FINE, but a .233's got stopping power... 221 NCELDRID What I really want is a Red Ryder BB gun. 222 NCELDRID Hope no one gets a hold of a turbo plasma rifle before I do. 223 NCELDRID Wonder where the Salvatores get those laser weapons... 224 NCELDRID Was dreaming of plasma weapons again last night... 225 NCELDRID Better get that new shipment of shotgun shells in for the Wrights... 226 NCELDRID Hope the Mordinos got the gold to pay for their order... 227 NCELDRID That weapon? Punch a hole right through a metal wall, it can. 228 NCELDRID That boy's a genius�would hardly know it to look at him... 229 NCELDRID Better take those dogs for a walk soon before they start peeing everywhere. 230 NCELDRID Them Unwashed Villagers are stockpiling more weapons...they're a tough bunch. 231 NCELDRID I wish somebody would rob me so I could shoot 'em. 232 NCELDRID Gonna need to clean the shelves soon... 233 NCELDRID Can't wait to go huntin' gangs next week... 234 NCELDRID I got SMGs, pistols, dynamite, grenades...and still people come in wanting swords n' crossbows. 240 NCELDRID Welcome, hero! Damn nice work you made of the Enclave...saved all our hides, you did, and I thank you for it. Eldridge's the name. You in the market for some iron to fill that holster of yours? 241 NCELDRID Welcome, mister...Eldridge's the name. You in the market for some iron to fill that holster of yours? 242 NCELDRID Welcome, traveler...Eldridge's the name. You in the market for some iron to fill that holster of yours? 243 NCELDRID Ernnnnh? Hole-sterrr? 244 NCELDRID Depends on what you're selling. 250 NCELDRID Welcome back, hero! Damn nice work you made of the Enclave...saved all our hides, you did, and I thank you for it. 251 NCELDRID You see something you like, you let me know, and we'll work out a *special* discount, awright? 252 NCELDRID Awwww rite 253 NCELDRID Wander away 254 NCELDRID Great! Can I see what you got in stock? 255 NCELDRID I don't know if you can help me...I'm looking for something special. 256 NCELDRID My boss... 262 NCELDRID Excellent... can I see you special stock? 257 NCELDRID Jules told me to come here if I was looking for weapons. 258 NCELDRID Do the Salvatores buy their lightbringers here? 259 NCELDRID I brought you that laser pistol I promised. 260 NCELDRID Can you upgrade weapons? 261 NCELDRID I'll be back to look around then. 270 NCELDRID Here at New Reno Arms, we have the latest personal protection devices needed to stop any yellow-bellied sonuvabitch dead in his tracks. (Smiles evilly.) 272 NCELDRID Hello again, friend. What can I do for you? 273 NCELDRID Such as? 274 NCELDRID Stuff me like stuff you like stuff tooooo? 276 NCELDRID You're just the man I was looking for then. Can I see what you got in stock? 277 NCELDRID Can I see what you got in stock? 286 NCELDRID Can I see you special stock? 283 NCELDRID Can you modify or upgrade weapons? 284 NCELDRID Not interested right now, thanks. 285 NCELDRID Nothing today, thanks. 300 NCELDRID See anything shiny you want? C'mon, there must be something here that interests you. 301 NCELDRID Uh�sure, sure. (Looks at you critically.) You remind me of my slave, Al. You want to see what we got in stock, friend? 302 NCELDRID Yuh 303 NCELDRID Me vant somefin NOT stock 304 NCELDRID Nuh 310 NCELDRID Jules sent you my way, huh? 311 NCELDRID Bout time that lazy bastard did his job... so what can I do you for, mister? 312 NCELDRID Bout time that lazy bastard did his job... pardon my French. So what can I do you for, miss? 330 NCELDRID No, no...we used to be in the business of doing that, but...(Looks pained.)...well, there's been an accident...and we just don't do it no more. Anything else I can do for you? 331 NCELDRID All right then. I'm interested in something else... 340 NCELDRID Sure as hell can. Whatcha need suped up? 1340 NCELDRID Sure as hell can. (Glances at your equipment.) But you don't look like you have anything I can tinker with. Bring by some virgin�eh, "normal" pistols and rifles, and I might be able to help you. 341 NCELDRID Can you do anything with any of these pistols I have? 342 NCELDRID One of my rifles could use some attachments. 343 NCELDRID Can you do anything with this cattleprod here? 344 NCELDRID Nevermind. I was interested in something else... 345 NCELDRID Actually, nothing today. 1345 NCELDRID All right. I was interested in something else... 1346 NCELDRID I'll do that. Goodbye. 350 NCELDRID (Spots your magnum.) I can put a speed loader on that magnum there for $ 351 NCELDRID That Desert Eagle you got...if you want, I can give it an expanded magazine for $ 352 NCELDRID Put the speed loader on the magnum. 353 NCELDRID Expand the magazine in this Desert Eagle here. 354 NCELDRID Actually, I had another weapon in mind... 355 NCELDRID Nevermind. I wanted something else... 356 NCELDRID Actually, none of them. I have to go. 357 NCELDRID Too rich for my blood. I'll be back when I have more cash. 365 NCELDRID (Studies your rifles, nods.) 366 NCELDRID I can put a scope on that hunting rifle for $ 367 NCELDRID That assault rifle you got there...I can give it an expanded magazine for $ 368 NCELDRID I've got a low-light scope I can put on that FN FAL you got for $ 369 NCELDRID All right then...put a scope on the Colt hunting rifle. 370 NCELDRID Expand the magazine of the AK-112 assault rifle. 371 NCELDRID Attach that low-light scope on the FN FAL. 385 NCELDRID You want that cattleprod juiced up? I can SUPERCHARGE it for $ 386 NCELDRID Sure. 395 NCELDRID (Eldridge takes the item, examines it critically.) Awright...you just hold on for a bit, and I'll see what I can do. (He disappears into the back.) 396 NCELDRID Okay. 400 NCELDRID (You wait...) 401 NCELDRID Wait... 405 NCELDRID (And wait some more...) 406 NCELDRID Dum de dum de dum... 410 NCELDRID (You are about to nod off, when suddenly Eldridge returns.) Sorry about the wait...here ya go. This might give you an edge against any son of bitches that try n' step on your shadow. 411 NCELDRID Thanks. Can you upgrade any of my other weapons? 412 NCELDRID Thanks. I wanted something else... 413 NCELDRID Thanks. I'll go try it out. 420 NCELDRID Oh...we got us a discrimnatin' customer, eh? Well, at times, some prize pieces do make their way through town...take this, for example. (Holds up something...odd.) Genuine pre-war tech. Innit something? 423 NCELDRID Uh...it's "something," all right. Can I take a look? 424 NCELDRID Sure is. I was interested in something else, though... 425 NCELDRID Not interested. Thanks anyway. 430 NCELDRID (It's a pretty plastic square with holes in it and metal lines drawn all over it. Some funny word-symbol things are written on it. It reminds you of a mechanical pop-tart, and your mouth starts to water.) 431 NCELDRID (It's what looks like a circuit board. It's a little dusty, but it looks to be in good condition. It looks like it's part of...something. Printed on the board is: 'Vault Tec voice recognition module.') 432 NCELDRID (It's a complex circuit board. A memory chip is set into it, and a number of computer connections are on the side, including an input and output. Printed on the board is: 'Vault Tec voice recognition module.') 433 NCELDRID Me vant tasty board 434 NCELDRID Me vant sumfin else 435 NCELDRID Me vant to go 436 NCELDRID "Vault Tec?" This *has* to be important. How much? 437 NCELDRID About time...how much for this module? 438 NCELDRID No thanks, I wanted something else... 439 NCELDRID Not today, thanks. 450 NCELDRID Three thousand bucks. Take it or leave it. 451 NCELDRID Last time: three thousand bucks. Take it or leave it. 452 NCELDRID Okee-dokkeee 454 NCELDRID Go for his throat and take the mechanical pop-tart 455 NCELDRID Leaf it 457 NCELDRID Uh, that's a little steep. How about...1500? 458 NCELDRID No thanks. I wanted something else... 459 NCELDRID I'll leave it. 470 NCELDRID $2500. And that's my final offer. 471 NCELDRID All right, all right. Here you go. 472 NCELDRID Forget it, then. I wanted something else... 473 NCELDRID No thanks, then. See you around. 474 NCELDRID Too rich for my blood. Let's talk some other time when I have some more money. 480 NCELDRID (Smiles, rubs hands as you lay the money on the table.) Awright, here you go. Anything else? 481 NCELDRID (Thinks about it for a moment, studies you, then nods.) Awright then...I'm letting you have it for a steal, but here you go. (Hands you the module, takes your money.) 482 NCELDRID Anything else? 485 NCELDRID Yeah, I was interested in something else... 486 NCELDRID Nothing else today, thanks. 495 NCELDRID (Blinks in surprise, then laughs.) Haw! No, no...those weapons are something else, ain't they? Sure would LIKE to get my hands on one, though...check out the range, power, fire rate...(Stares into distance, sighs.) 496 NCELDRID What if I offered to get you one? 497 NCELDRID I'd be nice to have one, all right. Say, I wanted something else... 498 NCELDRID Oh, well. Had to ask. Thanks, Eldridge. 505 NCELDRID (Squints at you, as if deciding whether he can trust you.) I wouldn't say no...if you did it, quiet-like. I'd pay you for your trouble...(Frowns.)...assuming you didn't CAUSE any. 506 NCELDRID No trouble at all...I have one on me. Here you go. 507 NCELDRID I'll do it. Before I do, though, I wanted something else... 508 NCELDRID Nevermind then. Maybe you can help me with something else... 509 NCELDRID Done. I'll snag you one, then bring it back. 510 NCELDRID Can't promise that...me and trouble seem to travel together. See you later, Eldridge. 520 NCELDRID Well, piss on my back and tell me it's raining! 521 NCELDRID Well, hell then! True to my word, here's something for your trouble... 522 NCELDRID (Gives you a bunch of chips, takes the pistol.) Damn...strange lookin' thing, innnit? (Examines barrel.) Hmmm... 523 NCELDRID I wanted something else... 524 NCELDRID Pleasure doing business with you, Eldridge. Enjoy. 530 NCELDRID (Eldridge looks you up and down, and his tone becomes more respectful.) Sure, of course. Let me show you our special stock...at a discount, of course. 532 NCELDRID Actually, I was interested in something else... 533 NCELDRID Nevermind. I'll be back. 545 NCELDRID You dogs shut the hell up, y'hear? 546 NCELDRID Shut up, you yapping mutts! 547 NCELDRID Creatures of the night... shut up! 548 NCELDRID Packard! Buck! Missy! You all better shut up, or I'm gonna come in there! 549 NCELDRID Damn dogs! 550 NCELDRID One more WOOF outta you, and I'm coming in there! 560 NCELDRID What, you think I'm wearing a blindfold? 561 NCELDRID Get yer hands offa that door! 562 NCELDRID Don't mess with that door again. 563 NCELDRID Touch that door, and that's the last thing you'll ever touch. 564 NCELDRID Funny, last person who touched that door's buried on Golgotha. Don't touch it again. 575 NCELDRID You ain't supposed to be there! Get out! Get outta there! 576 NCELDRID You ain't allowed in the back! Get out! 577 NCELDRID Get outta the back before I fill you full of holes! 578 NCELDRID Stay in the back, and you're gonna be target practice! 600 NCELDRID Boy we're closed... 601 NCELDRID Missy we're closed... 610 NCELDRID So I suggest you get the hell outta here before I shoot you dead. 700 NCELDRID God damn dogs! I'm going back to bed. 701 NCELDRID Stupid Dogs! I'm putting you all to sleep first thing tomorrow. 702 NCELDRID Would you dogs be shut up! Nobody's stupid enough to break into a gun store! 800 NCELDRID You have delivered a laser pistol to Eldridge. 5256 NCELDRID ...told me to stop by, and that you would "set me up." 100 NCETHWRI You see Mrs. Wright. 150 NCETHWRI You see a chunky, sad-faced woman. She seems to be depressed and is sighing to herself. 151 NCETHWRI You see Mrs. Wright. She seems to be depressed and is sighing to herself. 175 NCETHWRI You see a plump, rosy-cheeked woman. She seems to be in good spirits and is humming to herself. 176 NCETHWRI You see Mrs. Wright. She seems to be in good spirits and is humming to herself. 200 NCETHWRI *Sigh* 201 NCETHWRI How could he do this to me? 205 NCETHWRI Another fine Reno day! 206 NCETHWRI ::Whistle while you work�:: 207 NCETHWRI Ah, to work! Such pleasure in doing a task and doing it well! 208 NCETHWRI ::Hmmmm-hmmm-hmmm-hm-hm -hmmmm:: 209 NCETHWRI Another fine Reno night! 210 NCETHWRI (The woman jumps.) Oh, my! You gave me such a fright! (Squints at you.) Yes, yes? 211 NCETHWRI (Mrs. Wright jumps.) Oh, my! You gave me such a fright! (Squints at you.) Well, hello again! 212 NCETHWRI Who, who? 213 NCETHWRI Hello, hello! 214 NCETHWRI You not mom�Mom? Mommmm�?! Mom! Me go look for Mom 215 NCETHWRI Who are you? 216 NCETHWRI I noticed you humming to yourself and thought I would stop and speak to you a moment, ma'am. Beautiful weather we're having, isn't it? 217 NCETHWRI Sorry. I thought you were someone else. 220 NCETHWRI (Looks puzzled, then looks you over.) 222 NCETHWRI (She fishes in her robes for a moment, pulls forth some items and presses them into your hands.) Here you go, dear. Take these. 223 NCETHWRI Thanxxx 224 NCETHWRI Wander off 230 NCETHWRI (Oh, you poor dear! Too much sun� 231 NCETHWRI Oh, you poor dear�don't you have a home? 232 NCETHWRI (Fishes in her robes for a moment.) I wish I had some food or water for you� 240 NCETHWRI Why, yes, yes it is. (Smiles.) I am Missus Ethyl Wright, head of the Temperance Union here in New Reno. And who might you be? 241 NCETHWRI I am a traveler looking for a Garden of Eden Creation Kit. Have you ever heard of one? 242 NCETHWRI I am a traveler looking for a place called Vault 13. Have you seen it? 243 NCETHWRI Temperance Union? 244 NCETHWRI Mrs. Wright? Is your husband the head of Family Wright? 245 NCETHWRI You're Richard's mother, right? I heard he passed away recently. 246 NCETHWRI I'm sorry, but I have to be going. 250 NCETHWRI Me? Why, I am Missus Ethyl Wright, head of the Temperance Union here in New Reno. (Studies you.) And who might you be? 251 NCETHWRI I am 1251 NCETHWRI . I had some questions about New Reno� 252 NCETHWRI I am a traveler with some questions about New Reno� 254 NCETHWRI I'd love to stay and talk, but I have to be going. 260 NCETHWRI Oh, my! You're a TRIBAL, aren't you? Your accent gave it away! (She raises her voice and starts speaking slowly.) WELL -- MAY I BE THE FIRST TO WELCOME YOU TO OUR CITY! 261 NCETHWRI What you say? Me simple tribal. No understanda youa. 262 NCETHWRI Woman, I am neither deaf nor stupid. I can understand you QUITE well without you raising your voice. 263 NCETHWRI Uh, thank you. I had some questions about New Reno� 264 NCETHWRI I HAVE TO GO NOW. 270 NCETHWRI I SAID, LET *ME*� (Points at herself.) �WELCOME YOU� (Points at you.) ...TO... (Gestures at the city around her.) �CITY OF LIGHTS! 272 NCETHWRI Perhaps you think this high-tech armor I'm wearing somehow magically attached itself to me. Look, cut out the 'tribal' talk, all right? 273 NCETHWRI Look, do you think this weapon I'm carrying is some mystic totem that I keep around for show? Cut the 'tribal' talk, all right? 274 NCETHWRI I BETTER GO NOW BEFORE I LOSE MY TEMPER. 280 NCETHWRI Oh! Excuse me! (Seems startled.) Pardons, pardons! It's just that I thought�well�nevermind, let's put that all behind us. What can I do for you? 281 NCETHWRI I had some questions about New Reno� 282 NCETHWRI Nevermind. I have to be going. 290 NCETHWRI (Squints, frowns.) I'm sorry, the Garden of�what? No, I'm sorry, I've never heard of such a thing. 291 NCETHWRI I had some other questions� 292 NCETHWRI Nevermind then, I better be going. 300 NCETHWRI Vault 13? (Looks puzzled.) My goodness, no, I haven't�well, no, wait. That's untrue. There IS Vault City to the northeast. Is that what you are looking for? 301 NCETHWRI No, wrong place. But maybe you can help me with some other questions� 302 NCETHWRI Could be. Can you help me with some other questions�? 303 NCETHWRI It might be. Goodbye...and thanks for the information. 310 NCETHWRI Why, yes! (Wags her finger at you.) New Reno is a beautiful city, but there is SIN here - much of which can be traced back to the evils of alcohol�or as you tribesmen call it� (Pauses dramatically.) �FIREWATER! 311 NCETHWRI Uh, we "primitives" call it alcohol, too. 312 NCETHWRI Yes, but what about this Temperance Union? 313 NCETHWRI I have to be going. I think I can hear my tribesmen calling. 315 NCETHWRI (Rambles on.) 316 NCETHWRI The Temperance Union was established to help people turn away from the poison of drink and turn towards more hard-working pursuits. 317 NCETHWRI Oh. Well, how ab -- 318 NCETHWRI Such as wha -- 320 NCETHWRI (Looks shocked.) Surely you are mistaken. Even a primitive tribal such as yourself can't seriously mean th-- 321 NCETHWRI Nothing like a little communal love, some gambling, and rounding off the day with a few jugs of fermented mare's milk. That's what makes being a TRIBESMAN so great! 322 NCETHWRI Nothing like a little communal love, some gambling, and rounding off the day with a few jugs of fermented mare's milk. That's what makes being a TRIBESWOMAN so great! 323 NCETHWRI I'll leave it to your imagination. Based on the response above, I think it'd be better that way. 324 NCETHWRI By the balls of the sky spirits, yes! I myself like to indulge in all THREE of those sins. 325 NCETHWRI By Richard Millhouse Nixon and his mother! I don't know what practices you tribespeople follow in your dens of iniquity, but in New Reno, things are changing! We are a CIVILIZED people! 326 NCETHWRI We have none of the evils you mention in my village. Maybe we could teach you "civilized" people some things. 327 NCETHWRI Who's all in your organization? 328 NCETHWRI What does your organization do? 329 NCETHWRI I see. Thanks for sharing your insights. Goodbye. 330 NCETHWRI (Thinks.) Well, good Father Tully for one. 331 NCETHWRI (Thinks.) Well, good Father Tully was one of our members. Before he died. 332 NCETHWRI Uh, Father Tully is the worst consumer of 'firewater' I have ever seen. I almost got drunk just from the vapors. 333 NCETHWRI Father Tully? 335 NCETHWRI Actually, I've spent too long talking already. I better be going. 340 NCETHWRI Now, you listen here. (Frowns.) I'm not going to tolerate that kind of slander. The good Father has had his struggles with alcohol, but through the help of the Union, he has fought for his soul and triumphed! 341 NCETHWRI I know for a FACT that the good Father RUNS, not walks, to the nearest source of hootch he can see�if he hasn't ALREADY drunk himself blind. 342 NCETHWRI It's not slander. It's just that the great spiritual leader of New Reno is about as healthy as�well, the city itself. 343 NCETHWRI Okay. No arguments here. So what does the Union do? 344 NCETHWRI Well, that's good news. I better be going. 345 NCETHWRI Oh yes, he is a spiritual leader of New Reno. He runs the only Chapel in New Reno. You simply MUST speak to him. He is quite inspiring! 346 NCETHWRI Okay, maybe I will. So what does the Temperance Union do? 347 NCETHWRI Maybe I'll go look for him right now. 350 NCETHWRI Hmmph! Of all the crass rudeness! If you see me again, you had best simply pass by in silence. 351 NCETHWRI That's the plan. 352 NCETHWRI Very well. 355 NCETHWRI Why, yes, yes, he is. (Squints at you again.) I'm sorry, do you know my husband? 356 NCETHWRI Yes, I know him. The Wright family controls the distribution of alcohol in New Reno. 357 NCETHWRI Not personally, but I know the Wrights control the distribution of alcohol in New Reno. 358 NCETHWRI No. 359 NCETHWRI Not really. Look, I have to be going. 360 NCETHWRI Oh. (Blinks.) So what is it I can do for you? 361 NCETHWRI So what are these questions you have? 362 NCETHWRI (Jumps.) Oh, my! You gave me such a fright! (Squints.) Well, hello again! 363 NCETHWRI What were you saying about the Temperance Union before? 364 NCETHWRI I'm looking for a Garden of Eden Creation Kit. 365 NCETHWRI I'm looking for a place called Vault 13. 366 NCETHWRI Your husband is head of Family Wright, correct? 368 NCETHWRI Nothing, actually. I have to be going. 369 NCETHWRI Sorry, I don't have time to talk right now. Goodbye. 375 NCETHWRI (Frowns.) Now what IS this foolishness you're speaking of? "Alcohol distribution in New Reno?" I know my husband is inclined to drink, but he IS breaking the habit� 376 NCETHWRI Along with breaking the legs of anyone who gets in the way of his little alcohol empire. 377 NCETHWRI Ethyl, in case you hadn't NOTICED, your husband is the leader of a crime family that sells alcohol to all of New Reno. Tossing one back now and then is perhaps the least of his crimes. 378 NCETHWRI Oh, I was thinking of a different Mr. Wright. Nevermind. Goodbye. 380 NCETHWRI Why...my goodness! Of all the cheek! (Takes deep breath.) 381 NCETHWRI That is a VERY serious accusation, young man. 382 NCETHWRI That is a VERY serious accusation, young lady. 383 NCETHWRI I realize that, but -- 384 NCETHWRI Look, lady, maybe you sh -- 385 NCETHWRI No, YOU look! It's no secret that - in the PAST - my husband had a private still in the city. Nonetheless, he swore it was for his use only, and AT MY REQUEST, he has dismantled it! 386 NCETHWRI Oh, really? Well, maybe you -- 387 NCETHWRI Well, look, he d -- 390 NCETHWRI (Frowns, puts her hands on hips.) I will look into it, you can rest assured! And if I find that you are wrong, you had best leave this town! Meet me at the church tomorrow morning, and we will speak again. 392 NCETHWRI All right. I will. See you then. 395 NCETHWRI (Smile dies.) Yes, my son Richard�he�yes, he left us much too soon. I�hmmm. Yes. (Looks at her hands.) I� 396 NCETHWRI I heard it was a Jet overdose...is that right? 397 NCETHWRI Look, nevermind. Forget I brought it up. I had some other questions� 398 NCETHWRI Nevermind. I better be going. 400 NCETHWRI (Jaw tightens.) That filthy poison! I thought that I'd taught him to stay AWAY from that stuff, and then� 401 NCETHWRI Can you tell me where he might have gotten the Jet? 405 NCETHWRI I don't know! (Hands clench into fists.) They sell that poison on every corner here in New Reno! EVERYWHERE you go, they're peddling it�! 406 NCETHWRI Do you know any specific dealers? 407 NCETHWRI Look, forget I brought it up. I had some other questions� 410 NCETHWRI Not by name. They know enough to run when they see me coming�but they cluster like flies along Virgin Street at the front of town and outside the casinos. 411 NCETHWRI I see. I had some other questions� 1415 NCETHWRI (Jumps.) Oh, my! (Squints at you, then purses her lips disapprovingly.) Well, I never! 415 NCETHWRI Keep your distance, you lust demon! You who fornicate on film for the corruption of the masses! 416 NCETHWRI Well, I never! You have some sand coming back around here! You who fornicate on film for the corruption of the masses! 417 NCETHWRI Hunh? Me who forks on flim for eruption of whut? 418 NCETHWRI Aiiieee! Big wurds! Big wurds! Must get away! 419 NCETHWRI That's me. You interested in a job? I kind of like big women like you. (Wiggle eyebrows suggestively.) Loosen that garter strap a little and we'll get down to business. 420 NCETHWRI Look, I was young, I needed the money� 421 NCETHWRI I can see we'll have lots to talk about. Goodbye. 425 NCETHWRI Out! Out of here at once! 426 NCETHWRI Me go! Me go! 427 NCETHWRI All right, all right! I'm leaving! 428 NCETHWRI Jeez-Louise. Loosen those drawstrings a little before they cut off your circulation. 1430 NCETHWRI (Jumps.) Oh, my! 430 NCETHWRI (Squints at you, then her gaze travels to your slaver brand. Her tone becomes glacial.) 1431 NCETHWRI (Jumps.) Oh, my! (Squints at you, then her gaze becomes glacial.) 431 NCETHWRI Yes? 432 NCETHWRI You again. We have NOTHING to talk about. 433 NCETHWRI Me�uh�me�me wanted to�uh�me looking for�uh�dam! Me hate bein stoopid! Me hate! 434 NCETHWRI I�uh�ooooh, shiny thing! 435 NCETHWRI I had some questions� 436 NCETHWRI I can see talking isn't going to help matters here. Goodbye. 440 NCETHWRI I see. Well, I'm afraid I can't help you. Good day. 441 NCETHWRI I see. Well, I'm afraid I can't help you. Good night. 442 NCETHWRI ::Shrug and walk away.:: 443 NCETHWRI All right then. Good day. 444 NCETHWRI All right then. Good night. 450 NCETHWRI (You see Mrs. Wright. She looks crushed.) 451 NCETHWRI Uh...Ethyl, are you okay? 452 NCETHWRI So�what did you find? 453 NCETHWRI Ah-ha! Was I right or was I right? 454 NCETHWRI I'm sorry. I'll be back. 460 NCETHWRI All true�everything you said was true. (Sighs.) The still was not dismantled. Not at all! (Frowns.) I trusted that man, but alcohol made him LIE to me! *Lie to his own wife!* 461 NCETHWRI ::Let her vent.:: 462 NCETHWRI Oh, yes, Ethyl...further proof of the evil of alcohol. It can make people do terrible things. ESPECIALLY when the twin devils of money and power are involved. 463 NCETHWRI You may need some time alone...I'll be back later. 470 NCETHWRI (Smolders.) I will MAKE him keep the promise he made, if I have to destroy that still with my own hands. Then Orville and I shall have words! We'll see what that little weasel says then! 471 NCETHWRI Don't worry about, Mrs. Wright. I took care of it already. 472 NCETHWRI Where is the still? I can destroy it for you. 473 NCETHWRI No, let me handle it. It's beneath the train station, right? I'll take care of it. 474 NCETHWRI Good idea. Maybe you should go destroy the still. 475 NCETHWRI I'll be back later, then. 1480 NCETHWRI You'll destroy it? I...well, all right� (Builds up steam..) 480 NCETHWRI ...it's in the train station basement behind our home! 481 NCETHWRI Tear it down! Wreck it! Leave NOTHING! 482 NCETHWRI All right... 490 NCETHWRI I will, by tarnation! (Rolls up sleeves. To your surprise, she has arms like a weight lifter.) Thank you for opening my eyes, stranger. I'll put my husband back on the straight and narrow, even if it KILLS him. 491 NCETHWRI Well, have fun storming the castle. 500 NCETHWRI (You see Ethyl. As you approach, she looks up hopefully.) Is it�? 501 NCETHWRI I smashed it to the ground. Nothin' left. ALL taken care of. 502 NCETHWRI Not yet. Where was this still again? 503 NCETHWRI No, I haven't wrecked the still yet. I'll be back when I'm done. 510 NCETHWRI It's in the train station basement near our home! Tear it down! Wreck it! Leave NOTHING! 512 NCETHWRI I'll be back when I'm done. 515 NCETHWRI (Tear wells up in her eye.) Thank you, stranger. You have dealt a blow to the evil here in New Reno. I don't know how to thank you� 516 NCETHWRI No thanks necessary. Take care, Mrs. Wright. 517 NCETHWRI I'm a little light on cash... 520 NCETHWRI Then we can remedy that. Follow me. 521 NCETHWRI (Follow her.) 522 NCETHWRI Actually, no thanks necessary. Take care, Mrs. Wright. 525 NCETHWRI Here you go. Everything in this locker is yours. Some money to help you in your travels� and a handy tool that I have found useful in pounding sense into the particularly mule-headed. Thank you for all you've done. 526 NCETHWRI Thank YOU, Mrs. Wright. 530 NCETHWRI Thanks for your help, 1530 NCETHWRI . I'll make sure Family Wright keeps to the straight and narrow from now on. 535 NCETHWRI New Reno can't exist on gambling and alcohol and prostitution and expect to survive! Oh, no! Not while Ethyl Wright is at the helm, it won't! No, sirree! 536 NCETHWRI But people LIKE gambling, drinking and whoring. I know I do. 539 NCETHWRI I'm sorry, but I just remembered I have a pressing engagement elsewhere. 540 NCETHWRI (Puffs up.) Perhaps it is standard practice in your tribes to slander others in public, but here in New Reno you have some sand coming up to me in public and speaking ill of my husband! 541 NCETHWRI Look, all I'm saying is� 542 NCETHWRI Truth hurts. I can see you're going to be in for a lot of pain. Goodbye. 543 NCETHWRI Fine. Goodbye. 545 NCETHWRI Furthermore, he has resolved to help me and any other unfortunates reliant on alcohol break the habit. Shameful! To even SUGGEST my husband was selling the alcohol to others is� 546 NCETHWRI Completely true. Mrs. Wright, your husband is selling alcohol here in New Reno and promoting drunkenness. It is making the city a worse place to live. Help me, and we can put an end to the whole nasty business. 547 NCETHWRI If you don't believe me, check out the Reno train station. You'll see what I mean. 548 NCETHWRI I see we have nothing more to say to each other unless I can prove it to you. 550 NCETHWRI But now, I don't want you to hurt any of my children, no waving guns! They're not bad children, they've just been... misled. I'll have to see what I can do to change that... 551 NCETHWRI Okay, don't worry...there'll be no casualties. 552 NCETHWRI I'll be back when I'm done. I have some other things to take care of first. 200 NCEXSPOU And I told you I loved you. 201 NCEXSPOU Ahhhhh.... 202 NCEXSPOU Whaaaaa... 100 NCFLUFFE You see a fluffer. 150 NCFLUFFE You see a moderately attractive woman. She seems to be checking you out. 151 NCFLUFFE You see a fluffer. She seems to be wondering whether she should attend to you or not. 160 NCFLUFFE You see a moderately attractive woman. She's looking at you as if you're a rival. 161 NCFLUFFE You see a fluffer. She's looking at you as if you're a rival. 200 NCFLUFFE Oh my�it's him. 201 NCFLUFFE You are the biggest stud in the world. 202 NCFLUFFE ::Swoons:: 203 NCFLUFFE I hear the Brothers are looking for you. They want to do a film based on your adventure. 204 NCFLUFFE Yeah, 205 NCFLUFFE ::Claps:: 206 NCFLUFFE ::Cheers:: 207 NCFLUFFE Oh my�it's her. 208 NCFLUFFE You go, girl! 209 NCFLUFFE ::Gives you the thumbs up sign:: 225 NCFLUFFE No WAY am I fluffing that thing. 226 NCFLUFFE How the hell do you go to the bathroom with that thing on? 227 NCFLUFFE Is that some new kind of vibrator? 228 NCFLUFFE Is that some new body condom? 235 NCFLUFFE Need anything, 236 NCFLUFFE Over here, 237 NCFLUFFE Look! It's him! 238 NCFLUFFE It's 239 NCFLUFFE I wish I could do a scene with 240 NCFLUFFE That boy really brings on the cream. 241 NCFLUFFE He can give me a purple mushroom anytime. 242 NCFLUFFE Nasty little crotch cobra you've got there. 245 NCFLUFFE Need anything, 246 NCFLUFFE If I have to take care of one more actor today, I'm going to throw up. 247 NCFLUFFE It's not easy being a fluffer. 248 NCFLUFFE I hear the Families are getting tense again. 249 NCFLUFFE I kicked Jules in his family jewels last week. 250 NCFLUFFE I wish the Brothers would let me act. 251 NCFLUFFE I don't know what the Corsican Brothers SEE in her� 255 NCFLUFFE Oh my�it's him. 256 NCFLUFFE Look at those muscles! Makes me weak� 257 NCFLUFFE He's built like a tank. Check out that barrel. 258 NCFLUFFE Check out the barrel on that tank� 259 NCFLUFFE He's all mine� 260 NCFLUFFE ::Sigh:: 261 NCFLUFFE That boy really brings on the cream. 262 NCFLUFFE Nasty little crotch cobra you've got there. 270 NCFLUFFE Oh my�it's her. 271 NCFLUFFE Welcome to the studio, ma'am. 272 NCFLUFFE She looks so�(shivers)�dangerous. 273 NCFLUFFE She's pretty sexy. 274 NCFLUFFE Hello, ma'am. Let me know if I can help you with anything. 280 NCFLUFFE Oh my�it's him. 281 NCFLUFFE Welcome to the studio, sir. 282 NCFLUFFE He looks so�(shivers)�dangerous. 283 NCFLUFFE That's one badass if I ever saw one. 284 NCFLUFFE That boy really brings on the cream. 285 NCFLUFFE Nasty little crotch cobra he's got there. 290 NCFLUFFE Oh my�it's her. 291 NCFLUFFE Welcome to the studio, ma'am. 292 NCFLUFFE She looks so�(shivers)�dangerous. 293 NCFLUFFE She's pretty sexy. 294 NCFLUFFE Hello, ma'am. Let me know if I can help you with anything. 300 NCFLUFFE Oh, shit! It's Myron! Run! 301 NCFLUFFE Crap! It's Myron. Stay calm�he can smell fear. 302 NCFLUFFE You better keep Myron away from me. 303 NCFLUFFE Myron, you better stay the HELL away from me. 304 NCFLUFFE If Myron starts working here, I'm gone. 305 NCFLUFFE Myron, have you passed the five second mark yet? 306 NCFLUFFE Myron, you better get out of here before the Brothers see you. 315 NCFLUFFE Don't these leather freaks know that they're supposed to be here on Wednesdays? 316 NCFLUFFE Great. Another S&M act. 317 NCFLUFFE Oooooh. Black leather. Now THAT'S new. 318 NCFLUFFE We ain't doing any leather or bondage until next week. 319 NCFLUFFE Great, another leather bunny. 320 NCFLUFFE Look, leather bunny, casting is on Wednesday, all right? 325 NCFLUFFE If I have to take care of one more actor today, I'm going to throw up. 326 NCFLUFFE It's not easy being a fluffer. 327 NCFLUFFE I hear the Families are getting tense again. 328 NCFLUFFE I kicked Jules in his family jewels last week. 329 NCFLUFFE The guy with the bone in his nose is kind of cute. In a sadomasochistic sort of way. 330 NCFLUFFE Who's the guy with the bone in his nose? 331 NCFLUFFE Check out the tribal with the bone in his nose. He'll go far. 332 NCFLUFFE Whoa, I've seen accidents on the set, but never a guy who got a bone caught in his nose. 333 NCFLUFFE I wish the Brothers would let me act. 334 NCFLUFFE ::Glares at you:: 335 NCFLUFFE Great. ANOTHER fluffer. She'll probably work for half price from the look of her. 336 NCFLUFFE Who's she? 337 NCFLUFFE Who are you? 345 NCFLUFFE If I have to take care of one more actor today, I'm going to throw up. 346 NCFLUFFE It's not easy being a fluffer. 347 NCFLUFFE I hear the Families are getting tense again. 348 NCFLUFFE I kicked Jules in his family jewels last week. 349 NCFLUFFE I wish the Brothers would let me act. 350 NCFLUFFE Great. ANOTHER fluffer. She'll probably work for half price from the look of her. 351 NCFLUFFE ::Glares at you:: 352 NCFLUFFE Who's she? 353 NCFLUFFE Who are you? 360 NCFLUFFE The Enclave? President? Tell me the whole story. 361 NCFLUFFE Tom French scripted me. He has soft, gentle hands. 362 NCFLUFFE They were still fighting the WAR?! Really! Good thing you wasted those bastards. 363 NCFLUFFE You are a total badass. I mean, you start from a simple spear-chucking tribal - no offense - and go on to save the whole world. You kick ass. End of story. 364 NCFLUFFE You should replay the game as a different kind of character. 365 NCFLUFFE Tell me everything about your fight with the Enclave�I'll get you a cold beer. 366 NCFLUFFE I hear the Brothers are looking for you. They want to do a film based on your adventure. 370 NCFLUFFE Ooops. I dropped something in your pants. Let me get it. 371 NCFLUFFE Um, you wouldn't like to go out for drinks, would you? How about just meaningless sex? 372 NCFLUFFE How do you keep so fit? 373 NCFLUFFE Can I have your autograph? On my chest? 374 NCFLUFFE You being helped, 375 NCFLUFFE I'll need some help with that barrel of yours. 376 NCFLUFFE I hear you're very�hard to work with. 377 NCFLUFFE I heard you cop an attitude, then you cop a feel. Fine by me. 378 NCFLUFFE I'm really happy to know you! I mean, wow, you're 379 NCFLUFFE Um, I know there's no filming going on, but do you need a fluffer anyway? 380 NCFLUFFE Need someone to take care of that for you? 381 NCFLUFFE Need a moist towelette, 382 NCFLUFFE I loved you in Great Balls for Hire. 383 NCFLUFFE I loved you in Good Will Humping. 384 NCFLUFFE You were great in Pokeahotass. 385 NCFLUFFE You were great in Vault Sexteen. Inspired, even. 386 NCFLUFFE I haven't seen the Brothers around�try the office, maybe? 387 NCFLUFFE Any chance you could talk the Corsican Brothers into letting me act? 388 NCFLUFFE Fluffers have the important job of keeping the actors hard. 389 NCFLUFFE Could I act in your next movie? 390 NCFLUFFE I don't want to be a fluffer all my life. No, really. 391 NCFLUFFE I'm just doing this to pay for school. 392 NCFLUFFE My boyfriend doesn't know I work here. 393 NCFLUFFE Hum job? I'll tell you about them some other time. 394 NCFLUFFE My boyfriend doesn't know I work here. 395 NCFLUFFE I wish some of the actors would shower. I mean a regular shower. 396 NCFLUFFE I really want to act. 397 NCFLUFFE My girlfriend doesn't know I work here. 398 NCFLUFFE Can I have your autograph? 399 NCFLUFFE Um, you wouldn't like to go out for drinks, would you? If you're into women, that is. 400 NCFLUFFE ::Ignores you:: 420 NCFLUFFE Want to jump in the ring with me, champ? 421 NCFLUFFE Nice unit you got there. 422 NCFLUFFE Need someone to take care of that for you, champ? 423 NCFLUFFE Getting out of boxing and into porn? Same thing, different stage. 424 NCFLUFFE Are you getting into the business, too? Welcome aboard, champ. 425 NCFLUFFE Getting into the business? Well, at least you won't have to start where I am. 426 NCFLUFFE Me? I'm a fluffer. Sometimes. 427 NCFLUFFE Fluffers have the important job of keeping the actors hard. 428 NCFLUFFE The Brothers say I'm in-valuable. That's why they sleep with me so much. 429 NCFLUFFE You should go into porn. You got the body for it. 430 NCFLUFFE Wanna box? 431 NCFLUFFE Hum job? I'll tell you about them some other time. 432 NCFLUFFE Watch out for the Masticator. He's a real jerk. He tried to bite my ear off once. 433 NCFLUFFE Hello, ma'am. Can I help you with�*anything?* 434 NCFLUFFE Um, if you're looking for a little company later, ma'am� 435 NCFLUFFE Do you want the usual, ma'am? 450 NCFLUFFE Hello, sir. Can I help you with�*anything?* 451 NCFLUFFE If you're looking for a little company later� 452 NCFLUFFE Do you want the usual, sir? 453 NCFLUFFE Need someone to take care of that for you? 454 NCFLUFFE Put in a good word with the boss for me? 455 NCFLUFFE Are you thinking of getting into the business, too? 456 NCFLUFFE You should go into porn. You got the body for it. 457 NCFLUFFE Hum job? I'll tell you about them some other time. 458 NCFLUFFE Hello, ma'am. Can I help you with�*anything?* 459 NCFLUFFE Um, if you're looking for a little company later, ma'am� 460 NCFLUFFE Do you want the usual, ma'am? 465 NCFLUFFE Sorry, no thanks. I could have better sex with my lipstick. 466 NCFLUFFE You? Sorry, I'll NEVER be that desperate. 467 NCFLUFFE Uh, is your friend with the bone in his nose over-compensating for something? 468 NCFLUFFE Is your friend with the bone in his nose seeing anyone? 469 NCFLUFFE Your friend with the bone in his nose is kind of cute. In a sadomasochistic sort of way. 470 NCFLUFFE Who's your cute friend with the bone in his nose? 471 NCFLUFFE Tell the tribal with the bone in his nose that he'll go far in this industry. 472 NCFLUFFE Whoa, I've seen accidents on the set, but never a guy who got a bone caught in his nose. 473 NCFLUFFE I haven't seen the Brothers around�try the office, maybe? 474 NCFLUFFE Fluffers have the important job of keeping the actors hard. 475 NCFLUFFE I really want to act. 476 NCFLUFFE I don't want to be a fluffer all my life. No, really. 477 NCFLUFFE My boyfriend doesn't know I work here. 478 NCFLUFFE Are you being helped? 479 NCFLUFFE If you're looking for a job, talk to the Brothers. 480 NCFLUFFE I'm just doing this to pay for college. 481 NCFLUFFE I'd bang Avellone for free. 482 NCFLUFFE It's not that I don't want to talk to you, but...oh, wait that IS it. 483 NCFLUFFE I need to lie down. 484 NCFLUFFE Hum job? I'll tell you about them some other time. 485 NCFLUFFE You don't have a problem with skin flicks, do you? 486 NCFLUFFE You the new fluffer? 487 NCFLUFFE Got a towel? One of the actors had an�accident. 488 NCFLUFFE Just don't bite the actors, and you should do fine. 489 NCFLUFFE I wish some of the actors would shower. I mean a regular shower. 490 NCFLUFFE Um, are you new here? 491 NCFLUFFE Salt malts? Get used to them. 500 NCFLUFFE Sorry, no thanks. I could have better sex with my lipstick. 501 NCFLUFFE You? Sorry, I'll NEVER be that desperate. 502 NCFLUFFE I haven't seen the Brothers around�try the office, maybe? 503 NCFLUFFE Fluffers have the important job of keeping the actors hard. 504 NCFLUFFE I really want to act. 505 NCFLUFFE I don't want to be a fluffer all my life. No, really. 506 NCFLUFFE My boyfriend doesn't know I work here. 507 NCFLUFFE Are you being helped? 508 NCFLUFFE If you're looking for a job, talk to the Brothers. 509 NCFLUFFE I'm just doing this to pay for college. 510 NCFLUFFE I'd bang Avellone for free. 511 NCFLUFFE It's not that I don't want to talk to you, but...oh, wait that IS it. 512 NCFLUFFE I need to lie down. 513 NCFLUFFE Hum job? I'll tell you about them some other time. 514 NCFLUFFE You don't have a problem with skin flicks, do you? 515 NCFLUFFE You the new fluffer? 516 NCFLUFFE Got a towel? One of the actors had an�accident. 517 NCFLUFFE Just don't bite the actors, and you should do fine. 518 NCFLUFFE I wish some of the actors would shower. I mean a regular shower. 519 NCFLUFFE Um, are you new here? 520 NCFLUFFE Salt malts? Get used to them. 1200 NCFLUFFE . The one who kicked the Enclave's ass. 1204 NCFLUFFE ! Way to kick the Enclave's ass! 1207 NCFLUFFE . The one who kicked the Enclave's ass. 1235 NCFLUFFE ? 1236 NCFLUFFE ! 1238 NCFLUFFE ! 1239 NCFLUFFE . 1245 NCFLUFFE ? 1255 NCFLUFFE . 1270 NCFLUFFE . 1280 NCFLUFFE . 1290 NCFLUFFE . 1374 NCFLUFFE ? 1378 NCFLUFFE ! 100 NCFTULLY You see Father Tully. 150 NCFTULLY You see an elderly man in brown robes with whiskey blotches on his cheeks. He looks a leeeettle unsteady. 151 NCFTULLY You see Father Tully. He looks like he's tipped back a few wet ones. 200 NCFTULLY I am thoroughblest. 201 NCFTULLY And the womanfolk should greet me with a holy kiss. 202 NCFTULLY I'll drink the devil outta me if I must. 203 NCFTULLY A true sermon has no words� 204 NCFTULLY I feel the Above in me. 205 NCFTULLY Damnation, I'm sobering up. I need a drink. 206 NCFTULLY Why'z the ground sliding all around� 207 NCFTULLY A bottle a' hootch will help me speak in tongues. 208 NCFTULLY A fifth of hootch would kill this devil in my head. 209 NCFTULLY Ooohhh. It's been an hour since I last had a swig� 210 NCFTULLY Time to drink deep of the holy spirit. 211 NCFTULLY I drink in the name of all that is holy. 220 NCFTULLY Want t'know th' church's attitude toward fellatio? 221 NCFTULLY Sinfulness! Wickedness! Eh...what are you doing later? 222 NCFTULLY Strumpet! Harlot! Trollop! Eh...what are you doing later? 225 NCFTULLY Houer you? Do I know you? 226 NCFTULLY Greetingz�wazzit Father Tully can do fer you thiz... 227 NCFTULLY You th'one hoo beat th' Enclave like a god�er, dog? Yer a heroo. 228 NCFTULLY Me hear-o 229 NCFTULLY Me bye-o 230 NCFTULLY I tangled with the Enclave, yes. They started it -- I finished it. But don't get me wrong, Father. I'm just a man, trying to make his way in this unforgiving world...I'm no hero. 231 NCFTULLY I tangled with the Enclave, yes. They started it -- I finished it. But don't get me wrong, Father. I'm just a woman, trying to make her way in this unforgiving world...I'm no hero. 232 NCFTULLY I better go, Father. It was nice smell�uh, talking to you. 235 NCFTULLY Yer a HERO. I got sumfin' fer you. I dinna know what it wazzat first, but I figger you might be needin' it. 236 NCFTULLY Me take 237 NCFTULLY Me no need it�me want to go outside 238 NCFTULLY Sure. I'll take whatever you're giving, Father. Uh, well, within the realms of decency. 239 NCFTULLY Er...no thanks, Father. I really have to be going. 240 NCFTULLY (Tully goes over to one of the pews, rips off a board from the seat, and pulls out a grimy soft-cover book.) Here ya go. Itzza lil' dirty, but� (Hands it to you.) 241 NCFTULLY Thanx 242 NCFTULLY Thanks, Father. I think. 245 NCFTULLY Yer a heroo. Yoo deserve it. Not many gamerz today FINISH gamez, but yoo went th' diztance. I'm proud of yoo. Alluh NEW RENO iz prouda you. 246 NCFTULLY Thanx, Fathuh. Byeeee 247 NCFTULLY Thanks, Father. You take care of yourself, you hear? 250 NCFTULLY Greetingzz, my son. Whazit Father Tully can do for youz on thiz fine, fine, Reno night? 251 NCFTULLY Greetingzz, my son. Whazit Father Tully can do for youz on thiz fine, fine Reno day? 252 NCFTULLY Hee-hee. You stink like still. You stink like pee-pee 253 NCFTULLY Me like mister sun 254 NCFTULLY Nightie-night. 255 NCFTULLY Uh, it's actually day time, Father. 256 NCFTULLY Uh, it's actually night time, Father. 257 NCFTULLY Who are you? 258 NCFTULLY Are you drunk? 259 NCFTULLY Father' Tully, huh? Can you do divorces? 261 NCFTULLY Say, I brought some hootch, Father. Can we talk for a moment�? 262 NCFTULLY Nothing. Sorry to bother you. 270 NCFTULLY (Sniffs his armpits, then his robes.) My word, I sure smell strongly, don't I? Damnation, I smell like a still! Better get clean 'fore Missuz Wright catchez me� 271 NCFTULLY Bye bye pee pee man 275 NCFTULLY Hell, musta over-slept�woulda noticed otherwise�what th' hell was I saying? 290 NCFTULLY Father Tully, at yer service. I'm th' spiritual advisor to the good p�well, to th' people of New Reno. 291 NCFTULLY Is being drunk the only way that you can accomplish that? 292 NCFTULLY I had some questions about New Reno� 295 NCFTULLY I see. Well, thanks for talking with me. 300 NCFTULLY Certintly not! In th' PAST, I was known to indulge in th'spirits, but th' Temperance Union has helped me break th' filthy habit! 301 NCFTULLY The Temper --? 302 NCFTULLY Oh. I didn't -- 303 NCFTULLY Break th --? 305 NCFTULLY Temprance Union, Misssus Wright�same pershun. Tryin' ta clean up New Reeno. Done a pretty good job with me. 306 NCFTULLY Sure has. I had some other questions� 315 NCFTULLY Queshions? Can't say I know tooo much 'bout them. But ast away. 316 NCFTULLY Have you heard of Vault 13? 317 NCFTULLY I'm here because I'm looking for my tribe. They were kidnapped from my village. 318 NCFTULLY You don't know how to fix an oil tanker, do you? 319 NCFTULLY Have you heard about something called the Garden of Eden Creation Kit? 320 NCFTULLY Can you tell me a little bit about New Reno? 323 NCFTULLY Maybe I'll come back when you're a little drier. 325 NCFTULLY Well� Reno... itz� well, itz... well... um, say... 326 NCFTULLY A Garden o' Eden Creashun Kit? Nope. Can't say I've ever heard of one. Say, um... 327 NCFTULLY Vault thurteen? No idea...well, I mean, therez Vault CITY to th' northeast. That what you lookin' for, maybe? Hmmmm...say, um... 328 NCFTULLY Slaverz, maybe? Heard thaz where they get a lotta their stock...um...say... 329 NCFTULLY Tanker? Thing with treads an' a barrel�? Don't know much 'bout that....um...say... 330 NCFTULLY Yes...? 335 NCFTULLY Pardon me for asking, do you happenta have a bottle on you? I need sum fer th' services�and, eh, my throatz a little dry. 336 NCFTULLY Sure. Here ya go. 337 NCFTULLY Not on me, I'm afraid. 338 NCFTULLY I could go snag some, if you want. 440 NCFTULLY Now I'm onna straight and narrow, thankz to Missus Wright...bless her soul. I've been clean fer almost a...uh, month. Or wazzit a week? Aw, hell, I don't know. 441 NCFTULLY A week might be pushing it. Say, I had some questions for you� 442 NCFTULLY Dry as sand, huh? How many fingers am I holding up? 443 NCFTULLY Temperance Union? 444 NCFTULLY Missus Wright? 445 NCFTULLY Maybe I'll come back when you're sober. 450 NCFTULLY (Tully stumbles over to the poor box beside the podium, and fishes around inside.) 451 NCFTULLY Uh�hmmnn. (His hands come up empty.) Afraid I haven't got any chipz afterall. 452 NCFTULLY Hmnnn. Here ya go�(He dumps some chips into your hand.) Blesst be the poor. Go spend in the name of all that is holee. 453 NCFTULLY Thanks anyway, Father. I'll see if I can scrounge up some hootch. 454 NCFTULLY Thanks, Father. I'll be back with the hootch soon. 460 NCFTULLY Don't give two secondz to 'is whife n' daughter...no wonder both o' em have grown up wiiild. Heh-heh...all comez out in th' confessional, y'know� 461 NCFTULLY Oh, and what does Mr. Bishop say in the confessional? 462 NCFTULLY Oh, and what does Mrs. Bishop say in the confessional? 463 NCFTULLY What does Mrs. Bishop say in the confessional? She doesn't talk about me, does she�I mean, cause there's nothing to talk about. All lies. 464 NCFTULLY Oh, and what does Bishop's daughter say in the confessional? 465 NCFTULLY Uh, what does Bishop's daughter say in the confessional? Nothing about me, I ho�er, nothing bad, I hope. 466 NCFTULLY I imagine. Can I ask you some other questions, Father? 470 NCFTULLY Naw, Vault City told him ta STICK it up his poopchute. So...not long after, Vault City starts getting raided. Fast. Hard. An' all th' while, right there is Bischop, telling 'em, "I COULD help, IF you join with New Reno." 471 NCFTULLY Hmmm. What else can you tell me about the Bishops? 472 NCFTULLY So, blackmail's Bishop's game? A few raids, a few deaths, and Vault City might be ready to be friends with New Reno. Not too subtle, but effective. What else can you tell me about the Bishops? 473 NCFTULLY That seems an odd tactic...I mean, it's much more likely Vault City would try and get help from someone else before caving into Bishop's pressure. What else can you tell me about the Bishops? 474 NCFTULLY That seems an odd tactic...I mean, it's much more likely Vault City would try and get help from someone else...like NCR, for example...before caving into Bishop's pressure. What else can you tell me about the Bishops? 475 NCFTULLY Can I ask you some other questions, Father? 476 NCFTULLY Very interesting, Father. Thanks for talking with me. 480 NCFTULLY (Stares at your hand.) Izzat six? Or izzit three� 481 NCFTULLY Very good. Both of those are right. Say, I had some questions� 482 NCFTULLY Can you do divorces? 484 NCFTULLY Maybe I'll come back when you sober up. 490 NCFTULLY Devil take me, 'course I can! Reno waz th' divorce capital even 'fore th' Big One. 491 NCFTULLY This th' filly you wanna break vows with? 492 NCFTULLY This th' stud you wanna break vows with? 493 NCFTULLY (Looks confused for a moment as he stares at both of you. Then he shrugs, drinks.) 494 NCFTULLY You bet. Can we start now? 495 NCFTULLY Maybe�I'm still thinking about it. I may be back, though. 500 NCFTULLY Well, I seem to have misplaced my sermon book with all the offishul stuff� 501 NCFTULLY Screw the book. Here's some hootch. Can you just make something up? 502 NCFTULLY Here's some hooch. Can you just make something up? 503 NCFTULLY Screw the book. If I bring you a bottle, think you could just make up something? 504 NCFTULLY If I bring you a bottle, think you could just make up something? 505 NCFTULLY Oh, well. Maybe the book'll turn up. 510 NCFTULLY Well, it wouldn't be right�unless the hootch was reeeally good. 511 NCFTULLY No fear. I'll be back. 512 NCFTULLY Well, I can go get some. But I'll need some chips first. 520 NCFTULLY Sure! Lemme just polish thiz off, git th' fire going�(He downs the bottle with frightening speed.)...all right then, step up to th' podium, you two� 521 NCFTULLY Step on up� 530 NCFTULLY Oh. All right then. No harm in asking�so�uh�I'm sorry, who are you again? 531 NCFTULLY You know, I could go snag some hootch for you, if you want. 540 NCFTULLY Now there's a fine idea! May you be thrice-blesst! Eh�I happen t'know a PLACE on th' East Side, at the old train station, that sells th' kind of holy water I need. 541 NCFTULLY Okay. I'll go get some. Be right back. 542 NCFTULLY Okay. I'll go get some. But I'll need some chips to buy it. 550 NCFTULLY Courze, a courze�chipz, chipz�where do I keep the chipz�(His eyes turn to the poor box beside the podium.) Ah! Don't know why I didn't think of this before...Houl onna minute... 551 NCFTULLY Patiently wait for him to make the withdrawal from the poor box. 552 NCFTULLY Uh, nevermind, Father. This one's on me. 560 NCFTULLY (Father Tully glances at the...now...empty bottle in his hands.) Say, don't mean to impose, friend: would yoo happenta have 'nother bottle of that fine vintage on you? All thiz talkin' is making me parsched. 570 NCFTULLY Thank you kindly! (Takes bottle, takes a swig.) Ahhh�sorry�what in the hells was I talking about? 571 NCFTULLY Eh�well, now, most certintly! (Takes bottle.) Don't usually touch the stuff, y'know�(Takes a deep drink.)...ahhhh�um, sorry, what waz I saying? 572 NCFTULLY Eh�damn kind of you! (Takes bottle.) Don't usually drink this much, y'know�(Takes a long swig.) Ahhhh�I'm sorry, what was I saying? 573 NCFTULLY You were talking about family Bishop. 574 NCFTULLY You were talking about family Wright. 575 NCFTULLY You were talking about family Mordino. 576 NCFTULLY You were talking about family Salvatore. 578 NCFTULLY You were talking about Richard Wright's death. 579 NCFTULLY I'll come back when you're sober. 590 NCFTULLY Eh? The Bishops, right�power-hungry's the lotta 'em, itz in th' blood. Thing is, ol' John Bischop iz so concerned 'bout taking over everthin' he ain't taking care of business at hoome... 591 NCFTULLY Business at home? 600 NCFTULLY Well, not much, but I hear thingz OUSSIDE th' confessional about oul' Bishop. Crafty devil. Got iron ballz, he does...must clink when he walkz. I figger he'z behind thosse raidz on Vault City�you heard 'bout those? 601 NCFTULLY No. 602 NCFTULLY Yes. 603 NCFTULLY Father, keep it down. That kind of talk could get you killed in this town� 604 NCFTULLY Look, maybe I'll come back when you're sober. 610 NCFTULLY (Ignoes you.) See, a few months back, oul' Bishop sends a caravan to Vault City, SUGGESTING a marriage o' convenience 'tween Vault City n' New Reno. 611 NCFTULLY Did they reach an agreement? 612 NCFTULLY I trust they didn't reach an agreement? 620 NCFTULLY Mostly what you'd 'xpect from a neglected wifey-o with a body whoose curves could cure th' blind. Mostly adultery. I mean, have you SEEN her rack? My word! 621 NCFTULLY Uh�what else can you tell me about the Bishops, Father? 622 NCFTULLY Yeah, she does have a nice rack. I mean�so I've heard. Uh, what else can you tell me about the Bishops, Father? 623 NCFTULLY Er...she didn't say WHO she was adulterous with, did she, Father? 625 NCFTULLY Agreed. Well, thanks for talking with me. 630 NCFTULLY Oooh, sweeeet little Angela? Little HELLION more like it! Girl's got too mucha deevil in her britches. Always floozying around, banging her father's help n' pumping herself fulla jet� 631 NCFTULLY Uh, banging her father's help? Did she say who? 632 NCFTULLY Jet? 633 NCFTULLY This sounds like a great family. What else can you tell me about the Bishops? 634 NCFTULLY I had some other questions, Father� 635 NCFTULLY I guess children will be children. Well, thanks for talking with me. 640 NCFTULLY Who? A-course she did, but th' list a-who she DIDN'T fool around with would be easier to name off. She tells everyone, bragssz 'bout it. Say...what waz yer name again? 641 NCFTULLY Uh, nothing�what else can you tell me about the Bishops, Father? 642 NCFTULLY Me? Celibate monks such as myself don't have names. Say, I did have some other questions, Father� 643 NCFTULLY Me? Celibate nuns such as myself don't have names. Say, I did have some other questions, Father� 644 NCFTULLY Talk to you later, Father. 650 NCFTULLY Devil's blood! Wickedness! Foul secretion from th' very teat of evil! 651 NCFTULLY So�you don't like Jet then? 652 NCFTULLY Uh, yes. Teat of evil. Can I ask you some other questions, Father? 653 NCFTULLY All right then. Talk to you later, Father. 660 NCFTULLY That chem'll be th' death of us. Can't think of another chem�(Drinks, belches.)�that doess more damage than Jet�Killz th' mind and th' body. Damn Mordinos� 661 NCFTULLY What was that about the Mordinos? 663 NCFTULLY Uh, I'd nurse that bottle a little longer next time, Father. Talk to you later. 670 NCFTULLY Heh-heh! Wright, eh? (Smiles, wiggles eyebrows.) Lemme tell you a lit-tle sumthin' about th' WRIGHTS�they're a split bunch of horny drunks and stonefast puritans, they are! 671 NCFTULLY Oh, really? 672 NCFTULLY I think I've heard enough, Father. Thanks for talking with me. 680 NCFTULLY Those Wrights just keep squeezing out kids�oul' Orville Wright must wanna re-pop-ulate th' world. Hope Missus Wright can take th' strain. Heh-heh. An' the thingz they SAY in th' confessional� 681 NCFTULLY Oh, really? What does Missus Wright say in the confessional? 682 NCFTULLY Oh, really? What does ol' ORVILLE Wright say in the confessional? 683 NCFTULLY What does the Wright Family control in New Reno? 684 NCFTULLY Oh, I bet it's really juicy stuff. Maybe we can talk about it some other time. 690 NCFTULLY ETHYL Wright? That blesst woman! Keeps me off th' drink, an' on th' straight n' narrow. (Takes a swig.) She can drive th' sin outta you, she can�uh, but�what in hell waz I saying? 691 NCFTULLY About Missus Wright in the confessional� 692 NCFTULLY You were talking about the Wright Family� 693 NCFTULLY Nevermind. I had some other questions� 694 NCFTULLY Nothing much more, I think. Thanks for talking with me. 700 NCFTULLY Oh, right, right. Well, uh, in th' confessional, she ain't got much t'say. Mostly guilt 'bout stepping on bugs�or 'bout enjoying sex with her hubbie too much. Heh-heh. (Takes a swig.) I looove guilt. 701 NCFTULLY I had some other questions about the Wrights� 702 NCFTULLY I see. I had some other questions� 703 NCFTULLY It shows. Thanks for talking with me. 710 NCFTULLY Oul' Orville? Well, he's got a lotta guilt on his shoulders. See, he promised th' Missus he'd quit the alcohol biz, but he has a secret still in th' train station behind th' house! She'll beat him uglier than he is if she finds it� 711 NCFTULLY Heh-heh, herez the funny bit�y'see, ol Mr. Wright promised the Missus he'd quit the alcohol biz, but he has a secret still in the train station behind the house! Ha! She'll beat him uglier than he is if she finds it� 712 NCFTULLY Tell me about Mrs. Wright� 713 NCFTULLY Tell me more about the Wrights� 715 NCFTULLY A secret still in the train station behind the house, huh? Very interesting, Father. Thanks for the info. 720 NCFTULLY Nuthin'! (Takes a drink.) They're the weakest of th' families, cuz they only brew alke-hol. Barely turn a cent, they do. Th' other families buy alke-hol offa them mostly outta pity. 721 NCFTULLY Where does this alcohol come from? 722 NCFTULLY Interesting. Tell me more about the Wrights� 724 NCFTULLY Very interesting, Father. Thanks for the info. 730 NCFTULLY Th'Mordinos? (Holds up three fingers.) Therez two o' them. (Holds hand up high.) Big Jeezus� (Holds hand down low.) �an' Leetle Jeezus. The Father n' the Son. They control th' chems and the whoa-men in Reno. 731 NCFTULLY Tell me about Big Jesus. 732 NCFTULLY Tell me about Little Jesus. 733 NCFTULLY So they are the source of chems and control most of the whores in New Reno? 740 NCFTULLY Jesus? He's one bad muthuh�(Takes a swig, swishes it around in cheeks.) Deals in slavez, Jet, n' whores. Only person worse'n him is hiz filthy son. 741 NCFTULLY His son? 742 NCFTULLY So Jesus Mordino Senior controls most of the chems and whores in New Reno? 743 NCFTULLY Great family. Can I ask you some other questions, Father? 744 NCFTULLY Like father, like son. Well, thanks for talking with me, Father. 750 NCFTULLY Leetle Jezus? Bastard! He's like a prairie tick, sucking blood from hiz Dad's work. Be trouble for alla Reno if he took charge. Couldn't hold it toogether, chemz, whorez...all fall down. 752 NCFTULLY The Mordinos are the source of chems and most of the whores in New Reno? 754 NCFTULLY Just like you in a few seconds. Well, thanks for talking with me. 760 NCFTULLY (Tully stares at you.) 761 NCFTULLY Yesss� (Smiles, licks lips.) �whoresss� (Begins stroking neck of the bottle.) 762 NCFTULLY Uh, Father? About the chems? 763 NCFTULLY I think I better go. Thanks for talking with me, Father. 770 NCFTULLY Eh? Chemz�yes, the chems. Jet. Filthy Jet. Do horrible thingz with it, horrible�Redding�the Stables. (Takes a swig.) All fer gold� 772 NCFTULLY What about Redding? 773 NCFTULLY What about the Stables? 775 NCFTULLY Interesting. Thanks for talking with me, Father. 780 NCFTULLY (Makes a walking motion with his two fingers.) Jet leavez town, goez ta Redding. Gold leavez Redding, goez to Mordino. (Takes a swig.) Miners die, Mordinos lie. 782 NCFTULLY What were you saying about the Stables? 784 NCFTULLY So the Mordinos are selling Jet to Redding, huh? Interesting. Thanks, Father. 790 NCFTULLY Mordinos havva�farm�ousside of town. Keep slaves there. Test�Jet�on them. Killz them in drovez. (Shudders.) Only th' Mordinos know where th' Stables are. 792 NCFTULLY What were you saying about Redding? 794 NCFTULLY The Mordinos are testing Jet on slaves, huh? Interesting. Thanks, Father. 800 NCFTULLY I wuz talking 'bout the Salvatores? (Blinks, shrugs, then drinks.) Can't imagine what I was saying. Family's as silent as death. An' you don't wanna cross 'em, either�know why? 803 NCFTULLY Don't really need to know why right now, Father. Can I ask you some other questions? 804 NCFTULLY Look, maybe I'll come back when you're sober. 810 NCFTULLY (Lumbers on drunkenly.) Cuz they got weapons like fires from heaven, weapons no one's ever SEEN before in New Reno or nowhere. Shoot beams of light, cut a man in two, leave him twitching in the dust. 811 NCFTULLY Shoot beams of light? 812 NCFTULLY Shoot beams of light? You mean laser weapons? 814 NCFTULLY Wow...maybe I should try and get a hold of one. Well, thanks for talking with me. 820 NCFTULLY Thaz what I heard them call them�lay-sers�.but ta me, those weapons are the devil's own, foul lightbringers, tools meant for nuthin but death! 821 NCFTULLY Yes, of course, Father. Tools of the devil and all that. What do the other families think of these 'lightbringers?' 823 NCFTULLY Tools of the devil, huh? Maybe I should try and get a hold of one. Well, thanks for talking with me. 830 NCFTULLY One of them lightbringers can kill a dozen men�Other families useta fight with th' Salvatores, but now no one messes with 'em. Itz a peace of sorts�good as long azzit holds out, I s'pose. 831 NCFTULLY Who's in charge of the Salvatores, Father? 833 NCFTULLY I suppose. Well, thanks for talking with me, Father. 840 NCFTULLY Louie�LOUIS�Salvatore runz th' show. (Drains bottle, coughs slightly.) Cripple. Needz an oxygen tank ta keep breathin'... his lungs are messed up. Stays in th' top floor of his establisshment, never comes out. 841 NCFTULLY Interesting. Can I ask you some other questions, Father? 842 NCFTULLY Hmmmm. Tank of oxygen, huh? Interesting. Well, thanks for talking with me, Father. 850 NCFTULLY That poor boy�Jet took him from his family, it did. That damnable stuff! Worst mind poison ever made� 852 NCFTULLY Do you know where Richard got the Jet that killed him? 853 NCFTULLY I had some other questions� 854 NCFTULLY I see. Thanks for talking with me, Father. 860 NCFTULLY He coulda gotten it from anyone in New Reno! There's a pharmacy jest cross th' street run by a chem dealer, and if he's not selling, stop an' ask anyone on th' street! Damn Jet! 862 NCFTULLY The pharmacy across the street? I'll check it out. Thanks for talking with me, Father. 957 NCFTULLY Awright, lissen up� 958 NCFTULLY ::Takes a drink:: 959 NCFTULLY ::Keeps drinking, drains bottle:: 960 NCFTULLY �by the power divested in me, I divorce ye. 961 NCFTULLY You may know kick the bride. Groom. Watever. 962 NCFTULLY ::Makes a sweeping motion:: 963 NCFTULLY Ughhhhh 964 NCFTULLY Zzzzsnorezzzzz 967 NCFTULLY Zzzzsnorezzzzz 968 NCFTULLY Oh, stop Missus Wright, stop�sznnzzzz 969 NCFTULLY Zzzstop, Missuz Wright, ah'm a man of th' chursh 970 NCFTULLY Wickednezz�zzz�sin�zzzz�so musch fun 971 NCFTULLY Of coursh ah've been zzzober 1000 NCFTULLY Oh bless you my... *BLEEECHH* 1001 NCFTULLY Drank too damn much of that blood of... OH CHRIST, *HUUUURRRRRRLLLL*. 1002 NCFTULLY Oh God, *ELCHHHH* 1003 NCFTULLY Oh Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, I'm never drinking that much again. 1004 NCFTULLY I better get up early and go to confession. 100 NCHELI You see several crates filled with chemicals. 150 NCHELI You see several crates filled with chemicals. You can't identify the chemicals, but they have been packed *very* carefully. 175 NCHELI You see a Vertibird. 199 NCHELI You see a Vertibird...an advanced form of helicopter. Unfortunately, you have no idea how to operate it. 200 NCHELI (These guys give me the creeps...) 0 NCHELI (Shut up. Here they come.) 250 NCHELI Look! Someone's been watching us! 300 NCHELI Don't get near those armored fellas. They'll carve you up. 350 NCHELI Dammit! What are you doing, dipshit?! 400 NCHELI [Looks like there is a door. Open it and climb in?] 450 NCHELI [The door seals behind you, and the Vertibird takes off! You can't open the door!] 100 NCHOLLYF You see a boxer. 101 NCHOLLYF You see Evan Hollyfeld. 150 NCHOLLYF You see a squat black man with a thick square jaw. His ears look like they have been horribly savaged. 151 NCHOLLYF His ears look like they have been horribly savaged. 152 NCHOLLYF His ears look like they have been horribly savaged. 200 NCHOLLYF Hnffff 201 NCHOLLYF Hnrrgggg 202 NCHOLLYF ::Whimpers, touches ears:: 203 NCHOLLYF ::Flexes:: 300 NCHOLLYF ::Holds hands over ears and glares at you:: 301 NCHOLLYF Me like head-butt 302 NCHOLLYF Me and Mike butt heads 303 NCHOLLYF I butt Mike but he bite my ears 304 NCHOLLYF Mike bite my ears cause he hungry 305 NCHOLLYF Me no hear good 306 NCHOLLYF ::Scratches ear stumps:: 307 NCHOLLYF Huh? 308 NCHOLLYF What? Me no hear you. 309 NCHOLLYF Ear today gone tomorrow 310 NCHOLLYF You bite? 311 NCHOLLYF Hell-o good smell person 312 NCHOLLYF Hell-o girl person 313 NCHOLLYF Wanna butt-heads? 314 NCHOLLYF Me like head-butt 315 NCHOLLYF Me and Mike butt heads 316 NCHOLLYF I butt Mike but he bite my ears 317 NCHOLLYF Mike bite my ears cause he hungry 318 NCHOLLYF Me no hear good 319 NCHOLLYF ::Scratches ear stumps:: 320 NCHOLLYF Huh? 321 NCHOLLYF What? Me no hear you. 100 NCJIMMYJ You see Jagged Jimmy J. 150 NCJIMMYJ You see a shifty-looking man. He has a jagged scar running down the side of his face, and a slight facial tic. 151 NCJIMMYJ You see Jagged Jimmy J. It looks like he's trolling for a customer. 152 NCJIMMYJ You see Jagged Jimmy J. He nods as he catches sight of you. 153 NCJIMMYJ You see Jagged Jimmy J. He catches your eye and waves at you to come over. 200 NCJIMMYJ Hey, if it ain't 201 NCJIMMYJ Hey, 202 NCJIMMYJ There goes one bad muthuh�and Jimmy J knows a bad muthuh when he sees one. 203 NCJIMMYJ Not every day somebody stomps the President in his own backyard. 204 NCJIMMYJ You want to kick back and celebrate yo victory with some Jet from Jagged Jimmy, hero? 205 NCJIMMYJ Save the world, and Jagged Jimmy'll GIVES you the world, hero. All the Jet you need. 206 NCJIMMYJ Hear the Corsican Bros are lookin' for you, he-ro� 220 NCJIMMYJ Jagged Jimmy's the name, and I got all the Jet you NEED. 221 NCJIMMYJ You looking to get high? Jagged Jimmy's your man. 222 NCJIMMYJ Looking to fly? Jagged Jimmy's got your ticket right here. 223 NCJIMMYJ You wanna get set, Jagged Jimmy's got the Jet. 224 NCJIMMYJ You looking to get off the ground? Jagged Jimmy's got the Jet you NEED. 225 NCJIMMYJ I got a special this week, c'mon, let's deal. 226 NCJIMMYJ You can buy the shit that kills people, or you buy Jagged Jimmy's clean, strong shit. 227 NCJIMMYJ Jimmy J's ALWAYS open for business, friend. 228 NCJIMMYJ Wanna reach the sky, leave a trail as you fly, talk to Jimmy, he's your guy. 240 NCJIMMYJ (This man has a slight facial tic and a scar down one of his cheeks. The scar looks like a knife wound.) 241 NCJIMMYJ Brother, I had my eye on you since you walked down the street. You know what I see? 242 NCJIMMYJ Sister, I had my eye on you since you walked down the street. You know what I see? 243 NCJIMMYJ You see me 244 NCJIMMYJ What you see?! What you see?! 245 NCJIMMYJ Me have to go n -- 246 NCJIMMYJ What do you see? 247 NCJIMMYJ Cut the chatter, you stupid-- 248 NCJIMMYJ Sorry, not interest -- 260 NCJIMMYJ I see a pilot. I see someone who wants to FLY. You just need a little help, a little�JET. 261 NCJIMMYJ Hunh? Jet? In Sky? Where? 263 NCJIMMYJ Jet, huh? I had some quest-- 264 NCJIMMYJ Look, I'm not - 270 NCJIMMYJ And my pilot friend, when it comes to Jet, Jagged Jimmy J's your MAN. I got the best shit in New Reno, pure Jet, straight Jet, the SAFEST Jet. 271 NCJIMMYJ Wherez Jet? Me no see it in sky 272 NCJIMMYJ Me have TO GO N-- 273 NCJIMMYJ Jagged Jimmy J, huh? Say, I had some quest-- 274 NCJIMMYJ Look, I'm not interest -- 280 NCJIMMYJ OTHER dealers, they don't care about quality, but me, I like KEEPING my customer base and keeping 'em HAPPY, know what I'm saying? It's just my way�the Jimmy J way. 281 NCJIMMYJ Me no see frig-in Jet you lie to 5281 NCJIMMYJ you lie to 6281 NCJIMMYJ about jet? 282 NCJIMMYJ ME GO LET ME G-- 283 NCJIMMYJ Hey, the, uh, "Jimmy J way" sounds great and all, and that's why I had some quest-- 284 NCJIMMYJ No, I don't think so - 5200 NCJIMMYJ ! Come snag some complimentary Jet from J-J now� 5201 NCJIMMYJ ! If you're lookin' to celebrate with some Jet, come talk to Jimmy J� 290 NCJIMMYJ Knew you'd be back, knew it! Didn't Jagged Jimmy J say that be the WAY? Keep 'em happy, and they'll never let you down. So my pilot friend�what can Jagged Jimmy J can do for you today? 291 NCJIMMYJ Well, well, if it ain't my pilot "friend"�you comin' back round cause you NEED something from Jagged Jimmy? 292 NCJIMMYJ Um...Me forgot what me goin' to say. Me go 294 NCJIMMYJ We trad stuf? Me LIKE stuf 295 NCJIMMYJ You got Jet? Well then, let's deal�.friend. 296 NCJIMMYJ How you get that scar, Jimmy? 297 NCJIMMYJ Where do you get your Jet, Jimmy? 298 NCJIMMYJ You know who gave that Wright kid the Jet that killed him? 299 NCJIMMYJ You said before your Jet was the "safest." There isn't any bad Jet floating around, is there? 300 NCJIMMYJ Nothing today, thanks, Jimmy. 310 NCJIMMYJ So what you SAY? What can Jagged Jimmy J can do for you today? 311 NCJIMMYJ Yeah, what do you want? Keep it quick...I ain't got time to burn talkin' with you. 312 NCJIMMYJ You got wants, you got questions�what is it that can Jagged Jimmy J do for you today? 314 NCJIMMYJ Me forgot! Me finally had a thought and Me forgot! 5314 NCJIMMYJ KILL YOU 330 NCJIMMYJ Hey�you look FAMILIAR to Jimmy. Do I know you, my pilot friend? 331 NCJIMMYJ I'd SWEAR I know who you are, my pilot friend. You look damn familiar� 332 NCJIMMYJ ME BIG HERO ME SOLVE GAME AND KICK PREZ ASS AND BLOW UP OIL FLATFORM AND SAVE WORLD 333 NCJIMMYJ Me fight in ring in front of lotz of yelling people hoo yell kill kill the fucker so I punch him until he standing down 334 NCJIMMYJ Me do th'nasty with strangers who talk to God a lot 335 NCJIMMYJ Me MADE man. Me BIG man in REEno 336 NCJIMMYJ How can one TRULY know another, Jimmy? Is it even possible while we are on this mortal coil? Or is it only possible when we free ourselves from our physical bodies? 337 NCJIMMYJ Me WANNA talk but you not LET me BYE 338 NCJIMMYJ Well, I did stop the Enclave's plans for murdering everyone in the world, defeated the President, blew up their base, and barely escaped with my life. 339 NCJIMMYJ I've fought in the boxing ring. 340 NCJIMMYJ I've turned out a few movies. Heard of 5340 NCJIMMYJ ? 341 NCJIMMYJ I'm in tight with the 5341 NCJIMMYJ family. 342 NCJIMMYJ No, I don't think so, Jimmy. We here to deal or what? 343 NCJIMMYJ No, I don't think so. Hey, I wanted to ask you something� 344 NCJIMMYJ No, I've got to go. Catch you later, Jimmy. 360 NCJIMMYJ That's it! I KNEW I'd seen you somewhere before! Damn, why didn't you pull from the start, put Jimmy in his place�?! Hell, what can I do for you? 361 NCJIMMYJ Um...me forgot. Me go. 363 NCJIMMYJ Well, I'm looking for some Jet� 364 NCJIMMYJ Hey, I wanted something else� 365 NCJIMMYJ I've got to go. Catch you later, Jimmy. 375 NCJIMMYJ (Jimmy falls into a stunned silence. You think you've paralyzed his brain.) 376 NCJIMMYJ (Steal everything he has.) 377 NCJIMMYJ work here is done. 385 NCJIMMYJ Jagged Jimmy J's got a lot of love, my pilot friend, but the world don't always love Jagged Jimmy J back, see? 386 NCJIMMYJ I hear you. I hear you. 387 NCJIMMYJ Don't I know it. Sometimes the world's a cruel place. 388 NCJIMMYJ That's a GREAT story. Say, Jimmy, I had some other questions� 389 NCJIMMYJ Good story. Now you got some Jet, I got some chips�we gonna deal? 390 NCJIMMYJ Good story. I got to go though, Jimmy. 400 NCJIMMYJ (Points at his scar.) I got this while I was stopping this one big UGLY son of a bitch from hitting this chick cuz she don't like the way he was touching her, right? 401 NCJIMMYJ Really? What happened? 402 NCJIMMYJ Serious? Man, guys who beat up women deserve to be laid low. 415 NCJIMMYJ (Gets into fighting stance.) So's I step in, right, and he pulls a KNIFE on ol' JJ! I ain't got nothing on me but my bare hands, right? So he gets in a lucky cut before I�*BAM!* Canceled his ass! 416 NCJIMMYJ Oh, really? Jules says you were 'flying' on Jet and sliced up your face trying to shave with your combat knife. 417 NCJIMMYJ No shit? I don't think I'd have had the iron to step in like that. Hell, that man coulda KILLED you. 418 NCJIMMYJ GREAT story. Hey, I had some other questions� 419 NCJIMMYJ Yeah...look, I got some chips�we gonna deal? 420 NCJIMMYJ Good story...so good I have to leave. 430 NCJIMMYJ Wha...? Well, Jules can kiss my natural black ass, and it'd be the only ass in town he AIN'T kissed yet. He don't know SHIT. He don't even have the balls to talk shit to my face. YOU decide who's telling the truth. 431 NCJIMMYJ Yeah, yeah�. Look, you got some Jet, I got some chips�we gonna deal? 432 NCJIMMYJ Yeah, yeah�.say, Jimmy, I had some other questions� 433 NCJIMMYJ Look, Mr. Big Talk, we gonna deal or sit here and listen to you jabber on all day? 434 NCJIMMYJ Well, I've heard enough, Jimmy. You watch yourself shaving, hear? 435 NCJIMMYJ All right then. Catch you later, Jimmy. 445 NCJIMMYJ He almost did, too! Y'know, when I got into it, I wasn't thinking like 'I'm gonna be mister brave man' an' all, but� 446 NCJIMMYJ You just did what was natural to you, right? 447 NCJIMMYJ Uh-huh. Look, I had some other questions� 448 NCJIMMYJ I have to be going. Catch you later, Jimmy. 455 NCJIMMYJ Yeah�yeah�I just saw something wrong, and I had to do SOMETHING, right? No way could I let something like that go on while I was on the scene, y'know? 456 NCJIMMYJ You got BALLS to do what you did, Jimmy. Most people would've just hung their heads, walked away. 457 NCJIMMYJ I understand. Say, I had some other questions� 465 NCJIMMYJ I LIKE people, and I AIN'T like it when somebody messes with somebody else just cause they can. That shit's just WRONG. 466 NCJIMMYJ You're a brave man, Jimmy, a brave man. Wear your scar with pride. Say, can I see what you have in stock? 467 NCJIMMYJ You're right about that. Say, I had some other questions� 475 NCJIMMYJ Hell, my pilot friend, I like you, so don't you be pulling up that barter screen with its fuses and wires and all. 476 NCJIMMYJ Uh�okay�then how are we gonna deal�? 480 NCJIMMYJ Look, this is bad business an' all, and don't go telling nobody 'bout it, but lemme give you some Jet 'tween friends. Next time, a-course, you gotta pay, but this one's on Jagged Jimmy J, all right? 481 NCJIMMYJ Thanks, Jimmy. Say, can I see what else you have in stock? 482 NCJIMMYJ Hey, thanks. Say, I had some other questions� 483 NCJIMMYJ All right then. Thanks, Jimmy. 490 NCJIMMYJ Glad you asked, my pilot friend, glad you asked. See, all them OTHER dealers, right, they get their shit second hand, watered down, diluted with all sorts o' shit. 491 NCJIMMYJ But your Jet, on the other hand� 492 NCJIMMYJ Actually, forget I asked. I had some other questions� 500 NCJIMMYJ I used to get it from the god himself, Myron, see, but he up and left...or got aced. Now I mostly peddle straight from the Mordino Family. 501 NCJIMMYJ Well, I USEDTA get it from ol' Myron, before he got all uppity and left the business�ain't that right, Myron? Ha! Now I mostly peddle run-o-the-mill Mordino shit. 502 NCJIMMYJ Interesting. I had some other questions� 510 NCJIMMYJ Me, I got ties to the CREATOR, my pilot friend. I get my Jet straight from the brainiac, the living god of chem n' compounds, MYRON. 511 NCJIMMYJ Myron? 512 NCJIMMYJ Interesting. Say, I had some other questions� 513 NCJIMMYJ Myron, huh? Can I meet this�living god? 514 NCJIMMYJ Really? Well, I'll be sure to come back and buy some later on. Thanks, Jimmy. 520 NCJIMMYJ He's Family Mordino's golden boy. He MADE Jet. Buying from Jagged Jimmy is like buying from Myron himself, y'hear? That's why J-J got the pure Jet. The BEST Jet. 521 NCJIMMYJ Sounds good. Let's deal. 523 NCJIMMYJ Think I could meet this Myron? 530 NCJIMMYJ Hell, no! The Mordinos got that boy locked up tighter than a New Reno virgin. No way they gonna let anybody gonna touch their livelihood, know what I'm saying? 531 NCJIMMYJ I hear you. So how much security they got on this guy? 532 NCJIMMYJ Except that I heard Myron has a lot of prostitute�friends. How does that happen if he's locked up so tight? 533 NCJIMMYJ Understood. Say, I had some other questions� 534 NCJIMMYJ Interesting. Thanks for the information, Jimmy. 540 NCJIMMYJ Guards, guards, and more guards. Plus, tightest electronic security in New Reno. You'd be lucky if you even HEAR about somebody seeing Myron, he's so well-guarded. 541 NCJIMMYJ Well-guarded, huh? Where, exactly? 543 NCJIMMYJ I see. Say, I had some other questions� 550 NCJIMMYJ They got him stationed at this place called the "Stables," to the North, outside city limits. I only been there once - they never let me past the gates, and I WORK for the Family. 551 NCJIMMYJ Come on, there must be some way I could see him. 554 NCJIMMYJ The Stables, huh? Outside of town to the North�(I'll just record that on the Pip Boy real quick here)�thanks for the lowdown, Jimmy. 560 NCJIMMYJ Beats the hell outta me, friend. I SELL for the boy, and I ain't hardly see him but once or twice from a hundred yards away. Big Jesus Mordino don't let nobody near him who ain't tight with the family. 561 NCJIMMYJ All right then, let's deal. 564 NCJIMMYJ All right then. Thanks, Jimmy. I got to be going. 570 NCJIMMYJ Now, that's a�hole�different story, my pilot friend. Oh my, yes. 571 NCJIMMYJ I think this is a story I want to hear. C'mon, Jimmy� 572 NCJIMMYJ Nevermind. I had some other questions� 573 NCJIMMYJ I don't think I have time for this story, Jimmy. I got to be going. 580 NCJIMMYJ See, Myron is well taken care of�Mordinos give their little livelihood the BEST of New Reno. 581 NCJIMMYJ And by that, you mean�? 582 NCJIMMYJ You mean prostitutes, don't you? Out of idle curiosity, where do the Mordinos get these prostitutes and how are they chosen? 584 NCJIMMYJ I see. Thanks, Jimmy. I got to be going. 590 NCJIMMYJ Th' Mordinos deliver whores to the Stables personally, then escort them out again. Heh-heh. Myron's barely nineteen, and he's got the hormones o' twenty�twenty MEN, that is. 592 NCJIMMYJ Interesting�.say, out of IDLE curiosity, where do the Mordinos get these prostitutes and how are they selected? 600 NCJIMMYJ (Shrugs.) One of Mordino's boys cruises the Cat's Paw down the street, I hear, picks one Myron might like from Miss Kitty's stock�(Jimmy suddenly stops talking. He squints at you and frowns.) Wait a minute... 601 NCJIMMYJ What's wrong? 602 NCJIMMYJ Uh�nevermind. Say, I had some other questions� 603 NCJIMMYJ Uh, well, thanks for the information, Jimmy. 610 NCJIMMYJ Why you want to know shit like that? I got Jet, that's all YOU need to know. You don't need to know nothing about Myron, or what he had for dinner, or who he does 'fore he goes to bed at night. 611 NCJIMMYJ Why you want to know shit like that� (Pauses, then smiles and looks you up and down.) Aw, now I catch your drift. You gonna go straight to the source for yo Jet, right, sister? 612 NCJIMMYJ Not at the moment. Let's see what you got, Jimmy. 613 NCJIMMYJ Forget it, then. Let's deal. 614 NCJIMMYJ Nevermind then. I had some other questions� 615 NCJIMMYJ I might. Say, I had some other questions� 616 NCJIMMYJ No, just curious. Thanks, Jimmy. I got to be going. 617 NCJIMMYJ All right then. Later, Jimmy. I got to be going. 625 NCJIMMYJ Hell, all's I'M sayin' is Jimmy likes his buyers happy and ALIVE. Draw yer own conclusions, my pilot friend. Is breathin' more important to you than shaving a few chips off your next Jet purchase? 626 NCJIMMYJ Understood. We gonna deal? 627 NCJIMMYJ Know anything about this empty Jet canister? 628 NCJIMMYJ I don't think the kid ODed on Jet. I think he was poisoned. 629 NCJIMMYJ I had some other questions� 635 NCJIMMYJ Aw, so NOW it comes out, does it?! You wanna know if ol' Jimmy got something to do with that, huh?! 636 NCJIMMYJ No, I was just ask -- 637 NCJIMMYJ All right, nevermind that. We gonna deal? 638 NCJIMMYJ Look, I had some other questions -- 639 NCJIMMYJ Thanks for the tip, Jimmy. I'd better be go -- 645 NCJIMMYJ FUCK you! I sell CLEAN shit! You wanna know who poisoned that Wright kid, you go ask that old fool Renesco, or that weasel Jules, and you see what they say! 646 NCJIMMYJ Okay, okay. Calm down -- 648 NCJIMMYJ All right, all right. Look, I had some other quest -- 655 NCJIMMYJ You listen, and you listen GOOD. If I hear you were talkin' shit 'bout me havin' anything to do with that Wright kid's death, I'll make sure you have a grave in Golgotha right next to him. 656 NCJIMMYJ Renesco said you sell Jet laced with arsenic. 659 NCJIMMYJ No problem. Look, I had some other questions� 660 NCJIMMYJ Dead, huh? Like Richard? 661 NCJIMMYJ Don't you threaten ME, you little cocksucker. Mess with me, and I'll kill you so many times you'll think you were Lazarus. 662 NCJIMMYJ Easy, Jimmy. Nobody's going to be talking. 663 NCJIMMYJ I'm not going to say anything, Jimmy. I'm going now, see? I'm going. 675 NCJIMMYJ (Takes canister, studies it.) Naw, I... (Sniffs nozzle, then frowns.) Sheeee-it. This Jet's got radscorp juice in it. Whoever was sucking on this ain't long for this world... (Hands canister back.) 676 NCJIMMYJ It's poisoned? 677 NCJIMMYJ Hmmm. I had some other questions� 678 NCJIMMYJ I see. Thanks. 685 NCJIMMYJ Hell, yes! Gotta be careful in this town with shit like that being passed around...that's why Jimmy always says -- 686 NCJIMMYJ Any idea where this might have come from? 695 NCJIMMYJ Naw, I don't...look, now, don't be spreading the word that's mine...if I were you, I'd ask Jules and Renesco about it...but you didn't hear that from me, right? 696 NCJIMMYJ All right then. I had some other questions� 697 NCJIMMYJ Renesco and Jules, huh? I'll ask them about it. Thanks for the tip. 705 NCJIMMYJ Don't surprise me none. 706 NCJIMMYJ What are you saying? 707 NCJIMMYJ I see. I had some other questions� 708 NCJIMMYJ Nevermind, then. 715 NCJIMMYJ Yeah, he WOULD say that, cause he knows ALL about it. 716 NCJIMMYJ What do you mean? 725 NCJIMMYJ What do I mean? I mean Jimmy likes his buyers happy and ALIVE. Renesco don't draw no distinctions 'tween the two, though...so YOU draw yer own conclusions, my pilot friend. 727 NCJIMMYJ Thanks for the tip, Jimmy. I'd better be going now. 150 NCJULES You see a black man in a worn suit. When he catches your eye, he smiles, his gold tooth glittering in the light of the lamps. 151 NCJULES You see Jules. 200 NCJULES Let Jules show you 'round, slaver. 201 NCJULES Go see the Mordinos, slaver. They're the market for most o' the slaves that come to New Reno. 202 NCJULES New in Reno, slaver? Worth your time to talk ta me. 203 NCJULES Hey, slaver. Come talk to me for a second. 204 NCJULES Slaver, if you ain't talked to Jules, you don't know HALF of what New Reno gots to offer. 205 NCJULES Yo, slaver! You got a minute? 206 NCJULES Looking for something, slaver? Let Jules help you find it. 220 NCJULES New in town? Worth your time to talk ta me, friend. 221 NCJULES Hey, you. Come talk to me for a second. 222 NCJULES Friend, if you ain't talked to Jules, you don't know HALF of what New Reno gots to offer. 223 NCJULES New Reno's a dangerous place, friend. Let me fill you in on what's healthy and what's not. 224 NCJULES Yo! You got a minute, friend? 225 NCJULES Friend, you and me got to have some words. Let Jules show you around. 226 NCJULES Looking for something, friend? Let Jules help you find it. 240 NCJULES Hallelujah! I always KNEW you would be the hero! I KNEW it! 241 NCJULES Hero comin' through! Make way, make way! 242 NCJULES Come say hello to your old friend Jules now. 243 NCJULES You gonna share some o' your fame with me, my he-ro friend? 244 NCJULES You gonna share some o' your new wealth with me, my he-ro friend? 245 NCJULES Jules always treated you right�so tell everybody you know me, awright he-ro? 246 NCJULES Hear the Corsican Bros are lookin' for you, he-ro� 260 NCJULES Daaamn. I think you and I should be friends. 261 NCJULES How the hell do you go to the bathroom with that thing on? 262 NCJULES What the hell is THAT? A walking car? 263 NCJULES Them junkies are gonna flip when they see you coming in that thing. 280 NCJULES You gonna put in a good word to the boss man for me, brother? 281 NCJULES Yo, brother, now you ain't forgotten your friend Jules on your rise to the top, have you? 282 NCJULES Yo, dark and deadly! Looks to me like New Reno's been GOOD to you! 283 NCJULES If your boss needs someone to deal Jet for him, I'm here� 284 NCJULES You gonna put in a good word to the boss man for me, sister? 285 NCJULES Yo, sister, now you ain't forgotten your friend Jules on your rise to the top, have you? 300 NCJULES Yo, champ! Looks to me like New Reno's being good to you! 301 NCJULES Yo, champ, you ain't forgotten your pal Jules on your rise to the top, have you? 302 NCJULES Lady Luck's shining on you, brother. You got the MAGIC. 303 NCJULES I always knew you'd have your name in lights. I knew it first time I saw you. 304 NCJULES Yo, sister with the fists! Looks to me like New Reno's being good to you! 305 NCJULES Yo, sister fist, you ain't forgotten your pal Jules on your rise to the top, have you? 306 NCJULES Lady Luck's shining on you, Miz Prizefighter. You got the MAGIC. 320 NCJULES Damn, look at THIS shining star�yo' so bright I can barely see you, brother! 321 NCJULES Yo, my low-hung brother! Looks to me like New Reno's been GOOD to you! 322 NCJULES How about you introduce me to some of those actresses you work on, brother? 323 NCJULES Yo, now you ain't forgotten your friend Jules on your rise to the top, have you? 324 NCJULES Lady Luck's shining on you, man. You got the MAGIC. 325 NCJULES I always knew you'd have your name in lights. I knew it first time I saw you. 340 NCJULES Look at THIS sweet soul sister. 341 NCJULES My heart throbs to see you. 342 NCJULES C'mon, sister, give your old friend Jules a kiss. 343 NCJULES Damn, look at THIS shining star�so bright I can barely see you, sister! 344 NCJULES Yo! Looks to me like New Reno's been GOOD to you! 345 NCJULES How about you let me star in a few scenes with you, sweetness? 346 NCJULES Yo, now you ain't forgotten your friend Jules on your rise to the top, have you? 347 NCJULES Lady Luck's shining on you, sweetness. You got the MAGIC. 348 NCJULES I always knew you'd have your name in lights, sister. I knew it first time I saw you. 349 NCJULES You're one classy lady when you're bucking and moaning on the screen. 350 NCJULES Words cannot describe how hard I am to see you. 365 NCJULES That a MUTANT? 366 NCJULES That mutant's one big muthuh. 367 NCJULES Mutants in New Reno? Must mean a storm's comin'� 368 NCJULES Mutants from the wastes? Wasn't that eighty years ago? 369 NCJULES That mutant ain't gonna last long in Reno� 370 NCJULES Gonna be a murder if the families spot that mutant� 380 NCJULES Is that some kind of slot machine that's following you around? 381 NCJULES Is that a robo-slot machine? 382 NCJULES Does your robot do tricks? Uh�magic tricks, I mean. 383 NCJULES You sellin' that robot? You can keep the brain. 390 NCJULES A ghoul�thought I smelled somethin. 391 NCJULES That ghoul boy ain't gonna last long in Reno� 392 NCJULES Gonna be a murder if the families spot that ghoul� 400 NCJULES Nice cyber-doggie� nice cyber-pooch� 401 NCJULES Nice doggie� nice pooch� maybe I got a milkbone� 402 NCJULES That dog is the first good reason I've ever seen for leash laws. 403 NCJULES Is that dog part metal? I thought I was a bad-ass. 404 NCJULES Wonder if you can breed cyber-dogs� 410 NCJULES Reno can have a man for breakfast. Or a buffet. 411 NCJULES A man can lose himself here, and Jules is the one who can find you. 412 NCJULES This town can strip the unprepared�talk to me and I'll set you straight. 413 NCJULES Women, chips, women, chips� what more do you need? 414 NCJULES Jet, women, guns� I got it all. All's you gotta do is ASK. 415 NCJULES Reno� the city that never sleeps. 416 NCJULES Jet, chips, Jet, chips�what more do you need? 417 NCJULES Come one, come all. 418 NCJULES Jules is your EYES, your EARS, of New Reno. 419 NCJULES Biggest little town in all the Wastes, friend. 420 NCJULES You new in town? Worth your time to talk ta me, friend. 421 NCJULES Jules is the man with what you NEED. 422 NCJULES You got the craving, I got the saving. 423 NCJULES Reno stays up ALL night, so you gotta be prepared. 424 NCJULES Reno can have a woman for breakfast. So can I. 425 NCJULES A woman can lose herself here. Let Jules be the one who finds you. 426 NCJULES This town can strip the unprepared�talk to me. I'll strip you proper. 427 NCJULES Yo! Come talk to me, sister! 428 NCJULES You new in town, sister? Worth your time to talk ta me, lady. 429 NCJULES You need Jet? You need guns? Sister, I got it all. All's you gotta do is ASK. 450 NCJULES (Smiles, displaying a gleaming gold tooth. His cologne is so strong it almost chokes you.) 451 NCJULES WELCOME to the glittering city of New Reno, my brother! 452 NCJULES WELCOME to the glittering city of New Reno, my sister! 453 NCJULES Hunh? Wh-? 454 NCJULES And you are�? 460 NCJULES Name's Jules, and I would be MOST pleased to make your acquaintance, show you around, and set you up with whatever you're looking for. 461 NCJULES Name's Jules, and may I say I have NEVER seen a more beautiful woman stride down this street until this moment. It'd be MY pleasure to give you a tour of Reno and set you up with WHATEVER you're looking for. 462 NCJULES Hey, hey, hey, welcome back! What is it you need from Jules, my friend? 463 NCJULES Me looking for� um. Me forget again 464 NCJULES Wander off 465 NCJULES All right. How can you help me? 466 NCJULES Well, I had some questions� 467 NCJULES Know what happened to Mr. Wright's son, Jules? 468 NCJULES Jules, have you seen my car? I parked it here a while ago, and now it's gone. 469 NCJULES Look�"Jules," is it? You obviously expect something out of this conversation, so level with me up front. What are YOU looking for? 470 NCJULES So, I'm curious�what do YOU get out of playing tour guide, Jules? 471 NCJULES Not today, Jules, thanks. 472 NCJULES Nothing, thanks. See you, Jules. 480 NCJULES Eh... don't strain the brain, little brother. You just don't hurt yourself, now, hear? 481 NCJULES Eh... don't strain the brain, little sister. You just don't hurt yourself, now, hear? 482 NCJULES Hi tee hi tee hi tee ho 490 NCJULES I can get you ANYTHING you need, brother. If you need to fly, get high, slide down low in a luscious ho, Jules knows where to GO. Question is: I gots the treasure, so what's YOUR pleasure? 491 NCJULES Anything you need, Jules is the MAN, sister. If you need to fly, get high, slide down low, Jules knows where to GO. Question is: I gots the treasure, so what's YOURS pleasure? 492 NCJULES Anything you need, Jules is the MAN, my sweet sister. If you need to fly, get high, slide down low, Jules knows where to GO. Question is: I gots the treasure, so what's YOUR pleasure? 493 NCJULES Sure thing, sure thing... I gots the treasure, so what's YOUR pleasure? 494 NCJULES Can you tell me a little about New Reno? 495 NCJULES Where can I get some chems? 496 NCJULES I'm looking to buy some heavy firepower. 497 NCJULES I'm looking for supplies. 498 NCJULES I want to get laid. 499 NCJULES I'm looking for a place called Vault 13. 500 NCJULES I'm looking for my tribe. They've been kidnapped. 501 NCJULES Do you know how to fix an oil tanker? 502 NCJULES I'm looking for a Garden of Eden Creation Kit. 503 NCJULES Nothing today, thanks. 515 NCJULES Can Jules TELL you 'bout New Reno? Hell, yes! FIRST thing you should know: Reno's ruled by four families: Mordinos, the Salvatores, the Bishops and the Wrights. Each o' them got a slice of th' Reno pie. 516 NCJULES Reno's got four families: Mordinos, Salvatores, Bishops, Wrights. Each o' them got a slice of th' Reno pie. 517 NCJULES Tell me about the families. 518 NCJULES What about the law? 519 NCJULES Actually, I had some other questions� 520 NCJULES Interesting. Thanks for talking with me. 525 NCJULES Ain't no law, ain't no po-lice, ain't no sheriff, ain't no government body. JUST the families. 527 NCJULES Who keeps order in Reno then? 528 NCJULES I see. I had some other questions� 535 NCJULES The Families keep things running smooth. They don't LIKE trouble in Reno 'cause it hurts the tourist trade, and that means less money for them. Don't make trouble and cover yer bets, you'll stay off Golgotha. 537 NCJULES Golgotha? 545 NCJULES Yeah, this graveyard outside o' town. It's where they put debtors and people who've crossed the families. They just string 'em up on posts and let 'em die slowly in the sun. Not my choice a' dying. Stinks like hell out there. 547 NCJULES Interesting. Say, I had some other questions� 548 NCJULES Sounds great. Thanks for the information. 555 NCJULES Well, now, ANOTHER thing you gotta know about New Reno is nothin's free. If it is, ex-amine the merchandise. 556 NCJULES Well, now, that kind of info don't come cheap. You got the chips? Then you got my attention. 557 NCJULES Pay him 25 chips. 558 NCJULES Pay him 50 chips. 559 NCJULES Pay him 75 chips. 560 NCJULES Pay him 100 chips. 561 NCJULES Actually, I had some other�non-family�related questions. 562 NCJULES Looks like I can't afford any information right now. I'll be back when I have some chips. 563 NCJULES I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for the tip, Jules. 575 NCJULES (Jules pockets the chips so quickly, you swear they vanished.) So� which of the fine families interests you today? 576 NCJULES (Jules pockets the chips.) So�which family you got the need to know about? 577 NCJULES Tell me about the Mordino Family. 578 NCJULES Tell me about the Salvatore Family. 579 NCJULES Tell me about the Bishop Family. 580 NCJULES Tell me about the Wright Family. 581 NCJULES I had some questions about New Reno� 582 NCJULES Actually, nevermind. We'll talk some other time. 590 NCJULES (Holds up two fingers.) The Mordinos are a two-headed beast, friend, an' each head's named Jesus Mordino. 591 NCJULES Go on� 592 NCJULES I always suspected Jesus had ties to organized crime. 594 NCJULES Let's go back to the other families. 596 NCJULES Actually, nevermind. Thanks for talking with me. 615 NCJULES There's the father, Big Jesus Mordino, and the son, Lil' Jesus, and both are the meanest sons of bitches you ever met. Used to be slaves here, but they turned the tables years ago and carved out their own lil' empire. 616 NCJULES How big is their "empire?" 625 NCJULES They own the Desperado just down the street. Can't miss it. They also got the biggest supply of Jet in ALL o' New Reno. So if you got the urge to fly� 626 NCJULES Speaking of which, do you know where can I get some chems around here? 627 NCJULES How come the Mordinos have the biggest supply of Jet? 628 NCJULES Tell me about the other families. 635 NCJULES They're on top of the pile, friend. Ain't no more reason than that. They got the factory, the maker, and the distribution. They're like a whole goddamn airline they got so much Jet. 636 NCJULES Yeah, what about it? 637 NCJULES What factory? 638 NCJULES What "maker?" 639 NCJULES How extensive is their distribution network? 650 NCJULES Got factories all over New Reno, cranking out the shit day and night. That's why you can buy all the Jet you need most anywhere: bars, casinos, on th' street�and a-course, from ME. 651 NCJULES Can I see what you got in stock? 652 NCJULES Back to the Mordinos and Jet� 660 NCJULES Yeah� (Leans in.) ...see, the Mordinos got themselves a lil' gold mine by the name o' Myron. Hit the jackpot with him�see, he MADE jet. 662 NCJULES Enough about the Mordinos and the families for now. Tell me about this Myron� 670 NCJULES They pump it all over New Reno, for starters. Up north to the Den, and also�uh� (Catches himself, then shrugs and continues.) ... well, it's also makin' it's way to Redding nowadays, too, which don't hurt the Mordinos purse none. 672 NCJULES Tell me about Redding. 685 NCJULES Not much TO say. Mining town northwest o' here. Word is, Mordino wants to get some influence there, get some of that Redding GOLD they dig up. So he ships them jet, they ship back gold, everybody happy. 695 NCJULES Quiet bunch. They're led by Louis Salvatore, an original gangster gettin' on in years. Their territory's on the West Side; their crib's this bar called Salvatore's on 2nd Street. Don't be making trouble there. 696 NCJULES Why not? 710 NCJULES Some free advice: You see a Salvatore, keep your head down n' mouth shut, or they'll cut you in two. They got the best firepower this side of Cee-Ay, so nobody with any kinda sense fucks with them, understand? 711 NCJULES What kind of "firepower" do the Salvatores have? 712 NCJULES Sounds like they got some pretty heavy shit. What are they packing? 715 NCJULES Interesting�thanks for the warning. 725 NCJULES Pistols�'cept they shoot LIGHT. Now, Reno's a city o' lights, but the light THOSE pistols shine can cut a man in two... *swuppp*... (Jules makes slicing motion.) Makes a clean burn 'tween the two halves, it does. 726 NCJULES They shoot light? Do they call the pistols 'laser pistols?' 727 NCJULES I'll be sure to be careful, then. Can you tell me about the other families? 735 NCJULES Well, uh, I don't really know� I ain't sure what you're talking about. But take my word for it: don't go asking the Salvatores about those pistols. They have this twitchy habit a killing people who're curious. 736 NCJULES By 'laser pistols,' Jules, I mean pistols that emit beams of coherent light. A beam of sufficient wattage - say, several megawatts - could do considerable damage if focused on a target for a few seconds, producing the effect you've described. 737 NCJULES Did they always have these pistols? 750 NCJULES They didn't always have 'em�else they'd be in charge o' New Reno�ALL of New Reno. As it stands, they're just building up quietly. Those pistols showed up�maybe a few months back, 'round the time o' the massacre. 751 NCJULES Massacre? 765 NCJULES Oh, yeah�two Salvatore boys with those pistols killed a buncha Bishop's men, then shot down some of Mordino's boys who'd been tryin' to muscle in on the West Side. Since then, the other families steered clear of the Salvatores. 766 NCJULES Definitely sounds like lasers. Do you know how the Salvatores power their laser pistols? Do they employ battery packs, fusion cells, or cabled power systems of any kind? 767 NCJULES Any idea where they're getting these pistols from? 780 NCJULES No idea, friend, I ain't asking, and you shouldn't neither�take my advice. You looking for weapons, there's other�safer�places you can try. 781 NCJULES Like where? 782 NCJULES Tell me some more about the families. 795 NCJULES Uh... now, I don't know 'bout that, and... hmmmm. Y'know, you talk like one of them whitecoats over at the Stables. Y'sure you ain't one of them? 796 NCJULES Stables? 810 NCJULES (Leans in.) Now, I don't want to go on 'bout the less PLEASANT New Reno sites, but there's a buncha whitecoats who talk like you in this building, the Stables, north o' town. Heavily guarded by Mordino's men. 811 NCJULES What do they do there? 825 NCJULES Test new kinds o' Jet, from what I hear. Now, I'm telling you this in CONFIDENCE, friend: don't go poking around there�the Mordinos don't like visitors. 'Sides�Jules can get you all the Jet you need. 826 NCJULES Why do the Mordinos keep testing Jet? It sounds like it's habit-forming enough as it is. 827 NCJULES Who do the Mordinos test the chems on? 828 NCJULES Do you know how I can get into the Stables? 840 NCJULES Slaves, pretty much. Keep 'em in stalls in the stables, like brahmin. 841 NCJULES Mordinos buy a bunch from slavers that pass through. 842 NCJULES Mordinos buy a bunch from slavers like you that pass through New Reno. 843 NCJULES They buy a helluva lot, too, cause the slaves keep getting sick, running away�or die. Mostly die. 860 NCJULES Just to make it better, I guess, refine the process, refine the chem. Jet's good, but if they can make it even BETTER�difference between scraping the sky and flying to the moon, I s'pose. 880 NCJULES Now hold on a minute -- I wouldn't even THINK about that if I were you, friend. The Mordinos guard that place like rabid dogs. Just put the thought outta your mind. 881 NCJULES There must be a way in� 886 NCJULES All right, nevermind then. Thanks for the information. 895 NCJULES Well... if you can talk all smart like you were doing, you could pass for one of the whitecoats there. 'Course, you could also hire on with the Mordinos and get put there� 910 NCJULES Ha! John Bishop? Not much to say: Bishop's a smart one, tough, and he's looking to get it ALL. 911 NCJULES Yeah, well, he'll have to fight me for it. Where is this jerk-off's territory? 912 NCJULES Where's his territory? 925 NCJULES He hangs out at the Shark Club up on 2nd Street. He's surrounded by guards, so don't go paying a visit unless you got REAL business with him. (Smiles evily.) And keep yer business away from his wife. AND his daughter. 926 NCJULES Uh, business? 927 NCJULES No danger of that. 935 NCJULES You know what I mean, brother. Just stay away from them two, 'less the thought of bein' on Bishop's list is somethin' you like. 936 NCJULES Well, maybe so, but WHAT you got 'tween your legs don't matter... to Missus Bishop, at least. She swings like a saloon door. 937 NCJULES Uh, tell me some more about the families. 945 NCJULES The Wrights? Heh. The Wrights are the only family who ARE family. The other families, see, they got mercs and tumbleweeds for muscle, but the Wright family IS the Wright family, understand? 946 NCJULES Got a warning for you where the Wrights are concerned, slaver�see, the Wrights are the only family who ARE family. 947 NCJULES They're family? How many are there? 960 NCJULES Almost twenty or more true-blooded Wrights. Mean as spit and each of them uglier than the next. 961 NCJULES Almost twenty or more true-blooded Wrights, and they don't take kindly to people in your line of work. Word is, they lost a sister way back when to a slaver, and they ain't liked slavers ever since. 962 NCJULES What do the Wrights control in New Reno? 975 NCJULES They ain't got no casino, they mostly deal in alcohol and sell it to the other families. So if you're looking for hootch�they hang out in the east side o' town in a big mansion. 985 NCJULES Brother, you need look no farther than humble Jules himself. 986 NCJULES Sister, you need look no farther than humble Jules himself. 987 NCJULES My sweet sister, you need look no farther than humble Jules himself. 988 NCJULES I got it ALL, and if I ain't got it, you don't want it. Shall we get down to bizness? 989 NCJULES Sure. Let's deal. 990 NCJULES What kind of chems can I get in New Reno? 991 NCJULES Not right now. I had some other questions� 992 NCJULES Actually, I'm not interested in any chems right now. I have to be going. 1005 NCJULES All KINDS o' shit. I got shit make you horny, make your woman horny, make you hard, make you happy, make you strong, make you smart�and, o course, I got THE chem, the shit that'll let you FLY�Jet. 1006 NCJULES All KINDS o' shit. I got shit make you horny, make you wet, dry you out, calm you down, sex you up, make you happy, make you strong, make you smart�and, o course, I got THE shit that'll let you FLY�Jet. 1008 NCJULES Where does Jet come from? Has it always been around? 1025 NCJULES Well... uh... Jet comes from here�Reno, I mean. It ain't been around long, but it's in DEMAND, know what I'm saying? (Winks.) Number one reason we get tourists like yourself. 1026 NCJULES Well, I'm looking to buy some chems. Let's deal. 1027 NCJULES But why did Jet come from here? 1035 NCJULES Aw, now�see, Family Mordino struck the jackpot one day when they found this little brainiac called Myron. Seems he's a natural when it comes to making chems. He MADE Jet. 1036 NCJULES Myron, huh? Where can I find him? 1045 NCJULES (Leans in.) Now, I don't want to go on 'bout the less PLEASANT New Reno sites, but there's this building, the Stables, north o' town. Heavily guarded by the Mordino family. That's where Myron is. 1046 NCJULES Stables outside of town? 1055 NCJULES Yeah, Mordinos keep ol' golden boy there, give him chips, whores, anything he wants, as long as he makes chems. Jet was his FINEST. Ain't seen anything so habit-forming in a long time. Turned Reno around, it did. 1056 NCJULES Think I could meet this Myron? 1065 NCJULES (Jules stops and studies you, his eyes running up and down your body.) 1066 NCJULES Jules? Hello? I asked if there was any way I could meet Myron. 1075 NCJULES Whoa, now, brother, here's some free advice: don't you go be looking to meet Myron, 'cause the Mordinos catch wind of THAT, they'll gut you and let you die on Golgotha. 1076 NCJULES I wouldn't be trying it. If you need Jet, don't go see Myron, cause you can get it from me. Mordinos catch wind of you seeing Myron, they'll gut you and let you die on Golgotha. 1077 NCJULES Well, now�YOU might be able to see him. Thing is, the Mordinos catch wind of it, they'll gut you and let you die on Golgotha. 1078 NCJULES Isn't there any way I could see him? 1079 NCJULES Why would I be able to see him? 1080 NCJULES Why were you studying me like a sculpture a second ago? 1081 NCJULES Golgotha? What's that? 1083 NCJULES Interesting. Thanks for the information. 1101 NCJULES Isn't there any way I could see Myron? 1102 NCJULES Why would I be able to see Myron? 1103 NCJULES Why were you studying me like a sculpture a second ago? 1115 NCJULES I was doing THAT cause I was seein' if you were Myron's type, but you don't look it. Maybe if you cleaned yourself up some, Myron'd give you a second glance�see, he likes the womenses. 1116 NCJULES (Leers.) Cause, honey, you look GOOD. And Myron likes women that look GOOD. 1117 NCJULES Boy's like a rabbit, and is ALWAYS looking for a new cabbage patch. 1118 NCJULES What was that about Golgotha? 1119 NCJULES Uh, great. Thanks for the tip, Jules. Say, I had some other questions� 1120 NCJULES Well, on that note, I think I better be going. 1121 NCJULES How eloquent. When you speak, it's poetry - the use of "cabbage patch" brings forth striking imagery. THANK you. 1130 NCJULES If you were a fine-looking woman, maybe, but otherwise, you would need the Mordinos' permission first. Both ain't very likely. 1132 NCJULES I see. Say, I had some other questions� 1145 NCJULES You want weapons, you go see my man Eldridge on the West End. He got shit that'll kill people you ain't even MET yet. Tell him I sent you. 1146 NCJULES I hear you, brother, I hear you. You want the best, you go see my man Eldridge on the West End. He got shit that'll kill people you ain't even MET yet. Tell him I sent you. 1147 NCJULES I hear you, sister, I hear you. You want the best, you go see my man Eldridge on the West End. He got shit that'll kill people you ain't even MET yet. Tell him I sent you. 1148 NCJULES Sweetness, you ALREADY packing some serious shit with that body of yours. Still, if you want more, go see my man Eldridge on the West End. He got shit that'll kill people you ain't even MET yet. Tell him I sent you. 1150 NCJULES Thanks for the tip, I think I better be going. 1165 NCJULES You need some supplies? Well, you CAN go see Renesco up on the West End�but here's the catch: don't buy no chems from him, cause they ain't SAFE. He's got supplies all right, but if you want chems, talk to me. 1166 NCJULES I'll keep that in mind. Say, I had some more questions� 1167 NCJULES His chems aren't safe, huh? Well, thanks for the tip, I think I better be going. 1175 NCJULES I hear you, brother. Most TOURISTS, see, they stride down Virgin street and get suckered by some two-chip whore. You look like you got class, so head over to the Cat's Paw 'cross the street there. Tell 'em Jules sent you. 1176 NCJULES I hear you, sister. Most TOURISTS, see, they stride down Virgin street and get suckered by some glitterboy. You look like you got class, so head over to the Cat's Paw 'cross the street there. Tell 'em Jules sent you. 1177 NCJULES (Smiles, holds out arms.) Look no farther, my sweet sister. Jules is at your command! 1178 NCJULES Uh, thanks, Jules, but no. Say, I had some more questions� 1180 NCJULES Well, thanks for the tip. I think I better be going. 1181 NCJULES Well, uh, thanks anyway, but I think I better be going. 1190 NCJULES You mean Vault CITY, don't you? That's to the northeast. Can't miss it, all the caravan trails lead right to it. 1191 NCJULES All right. Say, I had some more questions� 1192 NCJULES Well, thanks for the tip. I better be going. 1200 NCJULES Garden of wha-? That some kind of chem? What does this "Garden thing" do? Get you high? 1201 NCJULES No, it's�well, nevermind. I had some other questions� 1202 NCJULES Nevermind. I really better be going. 1210 NCJULES Don't know nothing about that. Sorry about your loss. Maybe it was slavers? 1211 NCJULES Could be. I had some other questions� 1220 NCJULES A what? 1221 NCJULES Forget it. I had some other questions� 1230 NCJULES Uh... Wright kid? Yeah, I heard about that. A damn shame. Kids his age shouldn't be doing chems. They got so much to live for without being given impure shit. 1231 NCJULES Speaking of impure shit, Renesco said you sell Jet laced with arsenic. 1232 NCJULES What do you mean, "impure shit?" 1233 NCJULES You know anything about this empty Jet canister? 1234 NCJULES Interesting you should say that... I don't think he overdosed on Jet. I think he was poisoned. 1250 NCJULES (Shrugs.) Some dealers don't care what they sell, and people die. Now I ain't saying nothing, but I'd check with ol' Renesco the Rocketman and see how good his shit is. 1251 NCJULES I did check with Renesco... he said you sell Jet laced with arsenic. 1252 NCJULES Reno's a big place, Jules. Anybody else who might be responsible? 1253 NCJULES I had some other questions� 1254 NCJULES All right. I'll check him out. 1270 NCJULES Lotta dealers in town�Lil' Jesus Mordino, maybe, but why he would sell to a Wright don't make sense. There's Jagged Jimmy J up on 2nd Street, north of here, but he's small time. I'd still check with Renesco, though. 1272 NCJULES "Jagged Jimmy J?" Who's that? 1273 NCJULES Lil' Jesus Mordino? Where can I find him? 1274 NCJULES Maybe I will. Say, I had some other questions� 1275 NCJULES Lil' Jesus�Jagged Jimmy J�Renesco. Got it. Thanks. 1290 NCJULES (Jules' smile dies.) I'm lookin' for people like you comin' into Reno. This is the prime spot to deal. Plus, certain establishments pay me to point newcomers their way. THAT a good enough answer for you? 1291 NCJULES Yes. Now I need the answer to some other questions� 1292 NCJULES Just curious. Thanks for the honesty. 1305 NCJULES Your CAR? You sure you parked it here? I ain't seen it. 1306 NCJULES What, you suddenly gone BLIND? You see my FIST, mother fucker? You SEE it?!! Now tell me again you haven't seen my car�I fucking DARE you. 1307 NCJULES Jules, if you don't tell me what happened to my car, I'll tell Family Wright YOU sold their son the Jet that killed him. You'll be dead within the hour. Talk. 1308 NCJULES You SURE you haven't seen it, Jules? 1309 NCJULES Yes, I'm SURE I parked it here. Any idea where it might be? 1310 NCJULES All right then. I had some other questions� 1311 NCJULES I better go look for it. 1320 NCJULES Naw, brother, I ain't seen it. 1321 NCJULES Naw, sister, I ain't seen it. 1322 NCJULES I'll keep an eye out for it, though. (Shrugs.) Still, Reno's a big place� 1323 NCJULES Jules, I have this crazy HUNCH you know where my car went. If you don't tell me where it is, I'll use you for target practice. Now talk. 1324 NCJULES Thanks anyway. I had some other questions� 1340 NCJULES Sister, I don't know NOTHING about your car. 1341 NCJULES Brother, I don't know NOTHING about your car. 1342 NCJULES I AIN'T seen what happened to it, and I DON'T know where it is. 1343 NCJULES (He throws a hateful glance at Cody across the street.) 1344 NCJULES Really? That sounds like a load of SHIT to me. 1345 NCJULES That so? I KNOW you did something with it, so you better tell me where it is before I do something to YOU. 1346 NCJULES Nevermind then. I'll keep looking for it. 1360 NCJULES All right, brother, all right! 1361 NCJULES All right, sister, all right! 1362 NCJULES �I seen some guys take the car not long ago. But there were too many of them for me to stop, y'know, and -- 1363 NCJULES Shut up and take me where they went. Now. 1364 NCJULES Nevermind. I'll look for them without your help. 1375 NCJULES Okay, okay� 1376 NCJULES By the way�Jules? If you so much as GLANCE the wrong way at that kid across the street, I'll come back and kill you so many times you'll need multiple wills. Understand? Now lead on. 1377 NCJULES One more thing, Jules: I even so much as hear that you were messing with Cody, I'll kill you. Now take me to where my car is. 1378 NCJULES (Follow him.) 1385 NCJULES H�hey. (Smiles uneasily. His cologne slams into you like a wave.) Name's Jules. What you need, my friend, huh? A..anything? 1386 NCJULES H�hey. Hey, welcome back! (Smiles uneasily. His cologne slams into you like a wave.) What you need from Jules, my friend, huh? A..anything? 1389 NCJULES I had some questions� 1390 NCJULES Nice cologne, Jules. I smelled it all over Cody's body. You're dead. 1391 NCJULES Cody's dead, Jules. I'm betting you were responsible. You're dead. 1405 NCJULES H-hey, I WISH I could help, but I don't know nothin'�look, I gotta go. 1406 NCJULES Nice cologne, Jules. I smelled it all over Cody's body. You're fucking dead. 1407 NCJULES Cody's dead, Jules. I'm betting you were responsible. You're fucking dead. 1408 NCJULES See you, Jules. 1415 NCJULES He's this dumb sonuvabitch who thinks he's a big-time dealer. You can't miss him...his face is all scarred up. The fool was flying on Jet one night and tried to shave with a combat knife. Sad part is, it didn't KILL 'im. 1416 NCJULES And Lil' Jesus Mordino? Where can I find him? 1417 NCJULES Lotta love in this town...say, I had some other questions� 1425 NCJULES Well, friend, I'd be careful about just walkin' in and accusing Lil' Jesus of anything. But if you REALLY want to talk with him, I ain't gonna stop you. He hangs out at the Desperado 'cross the street there. 1426 NCJULES And "Jagged Jimmy J?" Who's that? 1427 NCJULES Say, I had some other questions� 1435 NCJULES Doesn't surprise me...that sort of thing seems to happen a LOT in this town. 1436 NCJULES What do you mean by that? 1437 NCJULES What can you tell me about this empty Jet canister? 1439 NCJULES I see. Well, thanks for your time. 1450 NCJULES (Glances at it.) Like a hundred others I've seen. It ain't mine, though...could be Jagged Jimmy J's or Renesco's. 1451 NCJULES Jagged Jimmy J? 1452 NCJULES Renesco? 1453 NCJULES Hmmm. I had some other questions� 1470 NCJULES He's this dumb sonuvabitch up on 2nd Street, north of here. You can't miss him...his face is all scarred up. The fool was flying on Jet one night and tried to shave with a combat knife. Sad part is, it didn't KILL 'im. 1471 NCJULES And Renesco? Where can I find him? 1473 NCJULES Got it. Thanks. 1485 NCJULES He's this old cracker who runs a pharmacy on Commercial Row...go up a few streets north, make a left where Salvatore's and the Bishop casino meet, then keep heading down that street. It's on the right. 1486 NCJULES And "Jagged Jimmy J?" Where can I find him? 1487 NCJULES All right...say, I had some other questions� 1500 NCJULES You tell that bitch he keeps talking shit like that, an' I'LL kill 'im before old man Wright does. You know what kind of talk that is? That's talk from a man who's SCARED, that's what it is. 1501 NCJULES I see...say, I had some other questions� 1502 NCJULES I hear you. I'll go check it out. 100 NCJUNKIE You see a wasted-looking junkie. 101 NCJUNKIE You see a hyperactive junkie. 150 NCJUNKIE You see a wasted-looking junkie. He is moving very slowly. 151 NCJUNKIE You see a wasted-looking junkie. He looks ill. 152 NCJUNKIE You see a wasted-looking junkie. He is so thin, he looks like he would break in a strong wind. 153 NCJUNKIE You see a wasted-looking junkie. He is looking at you blearily. 154 NCJUNKIE You see a wasted-looking junkie. His eyes are so bloodshot it looks like he could cry bloody tears. 155 NCJUNKIE You see a wasted-looking junkie. Every time he moves, he winces, as if being stabbed with needles. 156 NCJUNKIE You see a wasted-looking junkie. There are bags under his eyes and a pained expression on his face. 160 NCJUNKIE You see a junkie. He has a blissful expression on his face. 161 NCJUNKIE You see a junkie. He is smiling slightly and moving to some invisible beat. 162 NCJUNKIE You see a junkie. He is staring off into space. 163 NCJUNKIE You see a junkie. He smiles and waves at something just beyond your ear. 164 NCJUNKIE You see a junkie. He keeps touching his face and mumbling to himself. 165 NCJUNKIE You see a junkie. Despite the bags under his eyes, he is smiling like he just won the lottery. 170 NCJUNKIE You see a wasted junkie. She is moving very slowly. 171 NCJUNKIE You see a wasted junkie. She looks like she hasn't eaten in months. 172 NCJUNKIE You see a wasted junkie. She is so thin, she looks like she would break in a strong wind. 173 NCJUNKIE You see a wasted junkie. Her eyes are like blown fuses. 174 NCJUNKIE You see a wasted junkie. She is looking at you hungrily. 175 NCJUNKIE You see a wasted junkie with bloodshot eyes. 176 NCJUNKIE You see a wasted-looking junkie. Every time she moves, she winces, as if being stabbed with needles. 177 NCJUNKIE You see a wasted junkie. There are bags under her eyes and a pained expression on her face. 180 NCJUNKIE You see a junkie. She has a blissful expression on her face. 181 NCJUNKIE You see a junkie. She is crying and smiling at the same time. 182 NCJUNKIE You see a junkie. She is smiling and dancing to some invisible song. 183 NCJUNKIE You see a junkie. She is staring off into space and sighing. 184 NCJUNKIE You see a junkie. She smiles and waves at something just beyond your ear. 185 NCJUNKIE You see a junkie. She keeps scratching the back of her hands. 186 NCJUNKIE You see a junkie. She is bending and weaving and can barely stand up straight. 187 NCJUNKIE You see a junkie. Despite her tattered appearance, she is smiling like she just won the lottery. 200 NCJUNKIE ::Cheers, then winces:: 201 NCJUNKIE ::Claps weakly, wincing as he claps:: 202 NCJUNKIE ::Whistles dryly:: 210 NCJUNKIE You are the best�uh, something. You are the best SOMETHING! 211 NCJUNKIE ::Howls:: 212 NCJUNKIE , you are better than JET! 213 NCJUNKIE ::Cheers wildly:: 214 NCJUNKIE ::Claps wildly:: 215 NCJUNKIE ::Whistles:: 220 NCJUNKIE My head� 221 NCJUNKIE Crash and burn�crash and burn� 222 NCJUNKIE Hurts worse than last time� 223 NCJUNKIE And I think it's gonna be a long, long time� 224 NCJUNKIE ::Ooooooh:: 225 NCJUNKIE ::Cries:: 226 NCJUNKIE ::Coughs:: 227 NCJUNKIE ::Scratches self:: 228 NCJUNKIE ::Mumbles to self:: 229 NCJUNKIE Can't�can't keep going on like�this� 230 NCJUNKIE You seen Jules around? I need a fix. 231 NCJUNKIE You seen Jagged Jimmy J around? I need a fix. 232 NCJUNKIE I'm looking for Renesco's Pharmacy. Renesco'll set me up. 233 NCJUNKIE I know Fallout 2 isn't a 3D game, but it still should support my brand new 3DFX card. 240 NCJUNKIE [Sings.] I�just want to fly. Put your arms around me, baby, put your arms around me, baby. 241 NCJUNKIE [Sings.] Rocketman, burning off the mmmmumble there alone� 242 NCJUNKIE Watch out! Pink deathclaw, three o' clock! 243 NCJUNKIE Too many lights! Burning my eyes, burning my eyes� 244 NCJUNKIE Lights are�too bright� ::Starts crying:: 245 NCJUNKIE Reeeeee-no. Reeeeee-no. Reno? 246 NCJUNKIE Where did I leave my head? 247 NCJUNKIE Drinking - beers - smoking - weed 248 NCJUNKIE Snootchie Boochies 249 NCJUNKIE ::Giggles:: 250 NCJUNKIE ::Laughs:: 251 NCJUNKIE ::Smiling and swaying slightly:: 252 NCJUNKIE Wheeeeeeee 253 NCJUNKIE Pretty street. Pretty wall. Pretty stoned. 254 NCJUNKIE Whoa�where did the sky go�? 255 NCJUNKIE If my clothes don't stop talking to me, I'm going to take them off. 256 NCJUNKIE My shoes are breathing. 257 NCJUNKIE I know Fallout 2 isn't a 3D game, but it still should support my brand new 3DFX card. 258 NCJUNKIE You looking at me?! You looking at me?!! I'll kill you! 270 NCJUNKIE Uh, I'd cheer your victory over the Enclave, but my head is pounding too much. Come back at night. 271 NCJUNKIE ::Tries to clap, keeps missing:: 272 NCJUNKIE Way to go. I was too high to see what you did, but I'm sure it was cool. 273 NCJUNKIE Uh�thanks for saving us. You, uh, got some extra chips to spare? 274 NCJUNKIE I saved the world once, too. I think. Maybe I was high. 275 NCJUNKIE Did the Enclave have any Jet? 276 NCJUNKIE Are you the one who caused that big boom down south? It made my head hurt. 277 NCJUNKIE I know you saved the world, but it's us minor NPCs that have to deal with the consequences. 278 NCJUNKIE Chris Avellone designed me, Tom French scripted me, so technically, I'm not responsible for my Jet addiction. 279 NCJUNKIE Yeah, yeah, it's great you solved the game. Of course, that means you'll be deleting all of us from your hard drive soon. Thanks a lot. 291 NCJUNKIE You are the best�uh, something. You are the best SOMETHING! 292 NCJUNKIE , you are better than JET! 293 NCJUNKIE Man, I wish I coulda seen that exploshun while I was high. Musta been somethin', huh? 294 NCJUNKIE I LOVE you! You are a HERO. A GODDAMN HERO. I COULD HUG YOU TO DEATH. 295 NCJUNKIE Next time you kick the Enclave's ass, come get me first, and we'll do it TOGETHER. 296 NCJUNKIE Kick ASS, 297 NCJUNKIE I know you saved the world, but it's us minor NPCs that have to deal with the consequences. 298 NCJUNKIE You should play the game again as a chem-based character. Really! Take the Chem Reliant Trait! I LOVE that one. 299 NCJUNKIE Thanks for saving us. I'd kiss you if I didn't have puke breath. 300 NCJUNKIE I could have defeated the Enclave myself if I'd taken enough Jet. 301 NCJUNKIE [Sings.] "We don't need another hero, we don't need to know the way home�" 302 NCJUNKIE Chris Avellone designed me, Tom French scripted me, so technically, I'm not responsible for my Jet addiction. 303 NCJUNKIE Let's take some Jet together and celebrate your victory. You're buying. 304 NCJUNKIE Once you delete this game from your hard drive, will we exist? 305 NCJUNKIE Uh�what kind of chem testing was the Enclave doing? Was there free Jet? 320 NCJUNKIE How do you go to the bathroom with that thing on? 321 NCJUNKIE Uh�are you talking ta me? 322 NCJUNKIE Oh man, these DTs must be getting worse. Now metallic people are talking to me. 323 NCJUNKIE Did somebody pour metal on you? 324 NCJUNKIE Hey, uh�you got any Jet in there? 325 NCJUNKIE Spare a few chips�? Uh, nevermind. 326 NCJUNKIE ::Knocks on your armor:: Hello? Anybody home? 327 NCJUNKIE Are you some kind of strange refrigerator-human hybrid? 328 NCJUNKIE Does it get hot in there? 350 NCJUNKIE Give me some Jet, and I can tell where you can find some easy catches around here, slaver. 351 NCJUNKIE You can have my children, slaver, if you have some Jet to pay for them� 352 NCJUNKIE Just a few chips, and I'll be your slave�just let me go get some Jet first. 353 NCJUNKIE I'll be your slave, if you can give me some Jet. 354 NCJUNKIE You can sell me into slavery if you give me some Jet. 355 NCJUNKIE No, man, I'm off chems. Uh�why? You buying? 360 NCJUNKIE You th'fighter? You got some chips I ken borrow? 361 NCJUNKIE C'mon, gimme just a few chips. 362 NCJUNKIE Ken I borrow some cash? Look, I'll pay ya back. 363 NCJUNKIE Hey, uh�you got any Jet? 364 NCJUNKIE Man, I need to *fly,* know what I'm saying? 365 NCJUNKIE I really need some medicine for my son. Help me out. 366 NCJUNKIE Spare a few chips? 367 NCJUNKIE I just need a few chips to buy some food� 368 NCJUNKIE I'll be your slave, if you can give me some Jet. 369 NCJUNKIE You can sell me into slavery if you give me some Jet. 370 NCJUNKIE No, man, I'm off chems. Uh�why? You buying? 371 NCJUNKIE You a member of the 372 NCJUNKIE Can I borrow a few chips�? C'mon, I'm good for it. 373 NCJUNKIE I'll work for Jet� 380 NCJUNKIE Hey, brother? Can you help me fly? 381 NCJUNKIE I'll do anything you want me to for some chips. Or Jet, if you got it. 382 NCJUNKIE You need someone to get high with, man? 383 NCJUNKIE Dad? 384 NCJUNKIE Man, I need to *fly,* know what I'm saying? 385 NCJUNKIE No, man, I'm off chems. Uh�why? You buying? 386 NCJUNKIE Psssst. Can you set up with some Jet? 387 NCJUNKIE Can I borrow a few chips�? I'll pay you back. 388 NCJUNKIE I'll work for Jet� 389 NCJUNKIE C'mon, friend, gimme just a few chips. 390 NCJUNKIE Ken I borrow some cash? Look, I'll pay ya back. 391 NCJUNKIE Hey, uh�you got any Jet, friend? 392 NCJUNKIE I really need some medicine for my son. Help me out. 393 NCJUNKIE Spare a few chips? 394 NCJUNKIE I just need a few chips to buy some food�that's all� 395 NCJUNKIE I'll sleep with you for some Jet or a few chips. I'm clean, I promise. 396 NCJUNKIE I used to be the top man here in Reno. I can give you the scoop for some Jet� 397 NCJUNKIE I'll be your slave, if you can give me some Jet. 398 NCJUNKIE You can sell me into slavery if you give me some Jet. 399 NCJUNKIE Hey, sister? Can you help me fly? 400 NCJUNKIE C'mon, miss, gimme just a few chips. 401 NCJUNKIE Hey, uh�you got any Jet, miss? 402 NCJUNKIE Look, I need to *fly,* know what I'm saying? 403 NCJUNKIE No, I'm off chems. Uh�why? You buying? 404 NCJUNKIE Mom? 420 NCJUNKIE Hey, brother? Can you help me fly? 421 NCJUNKIE C'mon, boy, gimme just a few chips. 422 NCJUNKIE I'll sleep with you for some Jet or a few chips. I'm clean, I promise. 423 NCJUNKIE I'm cheaper than those family whores. Uh, don't tell them I'm pimping, though. 424 NCJUNKIE I'll do anything you want for some chips�or Jet, if you got it. 425 NCJUNKIE I used to be the beauty queen here in Reno. I still got it� 426 NCJUNKIE You need someone to get high with, man? 427 NCJUNKIE No, man, I'm off chems. Uh�why? You buying? 428 NCJUNKIE Dad? 429 NCJUNKIE Psssst. Can you set up with some Jet? 430 NCJUNKIE Can I borrow a few chips�? I'll pay you back. 431 NCJUNKIE I'll work for Jet� 432 NCJUNKIE Ken I borrow some cash? Look, I'll pay ya back. 433 NCJUNKIE Hey, uh�you got any Jet, friend? Man, I need to *fly,* know what I'm saying? 434 NCJUNKIE I really need some medicine for my son. Help me out. 435 NCJUNKIE Spare a few chips? 436 NCJUNKIE I just need a few chips to buy some food�that's all� 437 NCJUNKIE I'll be your slave, if you can give me some Jet. 438 NCJUNKIE You can sell me into slavery if you give me some Jet. 439 NCJUNKIE C'mon, miss, gimme just a few chips. 440 NCJUNKIE Hey, sister? Can you help me fly? 441 NCJUNKIE I can please you�if you got some Jet for me. 442 NCJUNKIE Hey, uh�you got any Jet, sister? 443 NCJUNKIE Sister, I need to *fly,* know what I'm saying? 444 NCJUNKIE No, sister, I'm off chems. Uh�why? You buying? 445 NCJUNKIE Mom? 450 NCJUNKIE Holy...! What are you? Some kind of row-bot? 451 NCJUNKIE What the hell were you taking to get covered in metal like that? 452 NCJUNKIE Whoa. A metal human. Talking to me. 453 NCJUNKIE If you're from another planet, you should go back there�there's nothing here for you to conquer. 454 NCJUNKIE Oooooh. I can see New Reno's lights in your visor. 455 NCJUNKIE I'm soooo high that�uh, what was I saying? 456 NCJUNKIE Man, you must be HOT in that thing. 457 NCJUNKIE Anybody in that thing? 458 NCJUNKIE Well, if it ain't Mr. Darttth Vadrrr 459 NCJUNKIE Man, I got to have some of that shit you're taking. You look like a big metal�thing. 460 NCJUNKIE Man, are YOU in the wrong game. Try one of the battle mech PC games. 461 NCJUNKIE You a spaceman? 462 NCJUNKIE I'd need a few more hits of Jet before I'd even think of messing with you. 470 NCJUNKIE Hey, slaver, wazzup?! 471 NCJUNKIE You gonna enslave me? Huh? Just try it! I'm invincible! 472 NCJUNKIE Try and catch me, slaver! 473 NCJUNKIE Wanna share some Jet, slaver? 474 NCJUNKIE I can barely see you down there slaver, I'm so high. 475 NCJUNKIE You messin' with me, slaver? I'm a Jet-pumped powerhouse! I'll kick your ASS! 476 NCJUNKIE You wanna fly with me, slaver? 477 NCJUNKIE Why's there two o' you? That your twin? 478 NCJUNKIE Huh? You real? 479 NCJUNKIE I'm soooo high that�uh, what was I saying? 480 NCJUNKIE You looking to fly? Talk to Juuuuules. 481 NCJUNKIE Jagged Jimmy J 'fix' you up, know what I'm saying? 482 NCJUNKIE You see Renesco, tell him I'll give him the money tomorrow. 483 NCJUNKIE Jagged Jimmy's shit's the BEST. Get you soooo high, you NEVER want to come down. 484 NCJUNKIE You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?! 485 NCJUNKIE You want some of this?! Huh? 486 NCJUNKIE ::Glares at you past chem-hazed eyes:: 487 NCJUNKIE You wanna fly with me? 488 NCJUNKIE Hey, champ, wazzup?! 489 NCJUNKIE You gonna box wi' me? Huh? C'mon! 490 NCJUNKIE You messin' with me, champ? I'm a Jet-pumped powerhouse! I'll kick your ASS! 500 NCJUNKIE Ho! Made Man comin' through! 501 NCJUNKIE I can barely see you down there, gangster, I'm so high. 502 NCJUNKIE Why's there two o' you? That your twin? 503 NCJUNKIE Huh? You a real Made Man? 504 NCJUNKIE Gangster, I'm soooo high that�uh, what was I saying? 505 NCJUNKIE You wanna fly with me, gangster? 506 NCJUNKIE You looking to fly, gangster? Talk to Juuuuules. 507 NCJUNKIE Jagged Jimmy J 'fix' you up, know what I'm saying? 508 NCJUNKIE If you'r here to collect for Renesco, tell him I'll have the money tomorrow. 509 NCJUNKIE Jagged Jimmy's shit's the BEST. Uh, unless you don't like him. 510 NCJUNKIE You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?! 511 NCJUNKIE You messin' with me, mafia tool? I'm a Jet-pumped powerhouse! I'll kick your ASS! 512 NCJUNKIE You want some of this, gangster?! Huh? 513 NCJUNKIE ::Glares at you past chem-hazed eyes:: 520 NCJUNKIE Whoa�what are YOU on? Got any to share? 521 NCJUNKIE I thought *I* was fucked up. 522 NCJUNKIE Hey, friend�share some of that shit you're on. 523 NCJUNKIE I'd ask you to fly, but you look like you're already there. 524 NCJUNKIE Why's there two o' you? That your twin? 525 NCJUNKIE Where did you get that shit you're on? 530 NCJUNKIE Man, don't look now, but you got this brain in a box following you. 531 NCJUNKIE Whoa. I must be taking some baaad shit�I'm seeing robot brains running around. 532 NCJUNKIE If I see that robot with the brain whirring around here again, I'm gonna give up Jet forever. 533 NCJUNKIE I've felt like your robot friend before�tell him he'll be okay once he comes down from his high. 534 NCJUNKIE What the hell happened to your friend with the brain? He lose his body? 535 NCJUNKIE TELL me that robot brain thing isn't real. Please. 536 NCJUNKIE Whoa. Check out the robot brain. There's your brain on chems if I've ever seen it. 537 NCJUNKIE You wanna fly with me? How about your robot friend? 538 NCJUNKIE You messin' with me, robot lover? I'm a Jet-pumped powerhouse! I'll kick YOUR ass and then your robot's ass! 539 NCJUNKIE You want some of this, robot-lover?! Huh? 540 NCJUNKIE Huh? You real? 541 NCJUNKIE I'm soooo high that�uh, what was I saying? 542 NCJUNKIE You looking to fly? Talk to Juuuuules. 543 NCJUNKIE Jagged Jimmy J 'fix' you up, know what I'm saying? 544 NCJUNKIE You see Renesco, tell him I'll give him the money tomorrow. 545 NCJUNKIE Jagged Jimmy's shit's the BEST. Get you soooo high, you NEVER want to come down. 546 NCJUNKIE You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?! 547 NCJUNKIE ::Glares at you past chem-hazed eyes:: 548 NCJUNKIE Man, don't look now, but you got this mutant following you. 549 NCJUNKIE Whoa. I must be taking some baaad shit�I'm seeing mutants running around. 550 NCJUNKIE Am I high, or is your friend two-stories tall? 551 NCJUNKIE ::Laughs:: Your mutant has a vise growing out of his shoulder. 552 NCJUNKIE Uh�that a mutant, or am I high? 553 NCJUNKIE Your big friend looks really fucked up. 554 NCJUNKIE Yer big friend looks all yellowy and shit. ::Giggles:: 555 NCJUNKIE That big guy with you for real? He looks like a mutant. 556 NCJUNKIE You wanna fly with me? How about your mutant friend? 557 NCJUNKIE You messin' with me, mutant lover? I'm a Jet-pumped powerhouse! I'll kick your ASS! 558 NCJUNKIE You want some of this, mutant lover?! Huh? 560 NCJUNKIE Man, don't look now, but you got this tribal following you. 561 NCJUNKIE Whoa. Check out that tribal. Big bone. 562 NCJUNKIE Whoa. Does your friend know he has a bone growing out of his nose? 563 NCJUNKIE Whoa. I must be taking some baaad shit�I just saw this guy with a bone growing out of his nose. 564 NCJUNKIE Am I high, or has your friend got a bone growing out of his nose? 565 NCJUNKIE Better tell your friend that somebody shoved a bone up his nose. 566 NCJUNKIE I can barely see you down there, I'm so high. 567 NCJUNKIE Why's there two o' you? That your twin? 568 NCJUNKIE Huh? You real? 569 NCJUNKIE I'm soooo high that�uh, what was I saying? 570 NCJUNKIE You wanna fly with me? 571 NCJUNKIE You looking to fly? Talk to Juuuuules. 572 NCJUNKIE Jagged Jimmy J 'fix' you up, know what I'm saying? 573 NCJUNKIE You see Renesco, tell him I'll give him the money tomorrow. 574 NCJUNKIE Jagged Jimmy's shit's the BEST. Get you soooo high, you NEVER want to come down. 575 NCJUNKIE You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?! 576 NCJUNKIE You messin' with me? I'm a Jet-pumped powerhouse! I'll kick your ASS! 577 NCJUNKIE You want some of this?! Huh? 578 NCJUNKIE ::Glares at you past chem-hazed eyes:: 600 NCJUNKIE Nice... 601 NCJUNKIE Mmmm... 602 NCJUNKIE You're a pal. 603 NCJUNKIE j 604 NCJUNKIE J 605 NCJUNKIE Give me a J... ummm... 796 NCJUNKIE ! KICK ASS!! WHAT'S NEXT, BABY, WHAT'S NEXT?!!! 100 NCKEIWRI You see Keith Wright. 150 NCKEIWRI You see a thin, pale-faced young man with long stringy blonde hair. He's looking at you warily. 151 NCKEIWRI You see Keith Wright. He's looking at you warily. 200 NCKEIWRI Who are you? 201 NCKEIWRI Whatdya want? 220 NCKEIWRI Hey, 230 NCKEIWRI Make another move toward that door, an' you'll be sorry. 240 NCKEIWRI I still can't believe Dad is dead. There's so much that I wanted to say to him� 250 NCKEIWRI Slaver, you done come to the wrong side of town. If you don't start explain' yourself, yer gonna be in a whole mess of trouble. 251 NCKEIWRI I don't know you, my Dad don't know you, and if you don't start explainin', it ain't gonna matter. 252 NCKEIWRI How's it goin', 253 NCKEIWRI Thanks for finding out who killed Richard, 254 NCKEIWRI Whatdya want now? 255 NCKEIWRI Mattah. Man is Mattah! 256 NCKEIWRI Jabawokee Ding Dong 257 NCKEIWRI Wander off 258 NCKEIWRI I'm looking for a job. Is Family Wright hiring? 259 NCKEIWRI I'm looking for a job. Chris sent me by. Is Family Wright hiring? 262 NCKEIWRI Hey, Keith. I ran into your Mom. 263 NCKEIWRI Can you tell me about your brother Richard? 264 NCKEIWRI Nevermind. Sorry to bother you. 280 NCKEIWRI Get outta here, dimbulb. Next time you talk to me, I'll plug you fulla holes. 281 NCKEIWRI Holes holes holes in my soles 282 NCKEIWRI Shamma Lamma DING DONG 290 NCKEIWRI Get outta here! I ain't warning you again! 291 NCKEIWRI A-gin, my shin, lots of din-din 292 NCKEIWRI DING DONG! DING DONG! 300 NCKEIWRI I warned you, dim� 301 NCKEIWRI Hunh? 310 NCKEIWRI I'm Keith Wright of the Family Wright. Now, you gonna tell me what yer doing here? 312 NCKEIWRI Chris told me to stop by. I'm looking for work. Can you help me? 313 NCKEIWRI Keith Wright, huh? I ran into your mother. 315 NCKEIWRI What is this place? 325 NCKEIWRI This is the Family Wright HOUSE. Now, you gonna tell me what yer doing here? 335 NCKEIWRI Chris sent you, huh? 336 NCKEIWRI That's right. He said you might have some work for me. 345 NCKEIWRI I don't know if it'd do any good, but I guess I could ask Pa� 346 NCKEIWRI If you could, I'd appreciate it. 355 NCKEIWRI Naw...we don't hire muscle like the other families, 'least not now. 356 NCKEIWRI Naw...we don't traffic with slaver trash like the other families. 357 NCKEIWRI You better git. 358 NCKEIWRI I'm not leaving until I see Mr. Wright. 359 NCKEIWRI All right then. 365 NCKEIWRI Naw, I reckon you WILL be leaving, 'cause you look like the kinda person who likes living. Now get. 366 NCKEIWRI I'm NOT leaving. 367 NCKEIWRI All right. 375 NCKEIWRI I WARNED you� 376 NCKEIWRI You want some of THIS, BOY?! You want some of THIS?! Then come GET s -- 380 NCKEIWRI Uh� what about her? Has she gotten herself in trouble again? 381 NCKEIWRI No. Is that a common occurrence? 383 NCKEIWRI No, I was just curious. Later, Keith. 390 NCKEIWRI Sometimes. She's always preachin' and hollerin' about the evils o' drink and gamblin' and damn near everything else. Causes quite a stir, sometimes, and gets Dad real upset. 391 NCKEIWRI Does your Mom have any idea what your family does? 392 NCKEIWRI I'll bet. Well, thanks for talking with me, Keith. 400 NCKEIWRI Naw, she don't know half of it. She thinks Dad's all clean and above the board, but she ain't too bright to catch on to what he's doin'. If she found that still beneath the train station, she'd raise cain, she would. 401 NCKEIWRI I see. Thanks, Keith. 410 NCKEIWRI (Shakes head.) She done it this time, wrecking Pa's stills n' all. The workers were too afraid ta stop her, and Pa threw a fit, and she threw one right back at him. (Shrugs.) It'll take Pa a while to get back up on his feet. 420 NCKEIWRI Good kid. Damn, if we ever find out who done it to him� 421 NCKEIWRI Any ideas who might've done it? 422 NCKEIWRI Well, hopefully you'll find the killer. Bye, Keith. 430 NCKEIWRI Lotta other families sell Jet, coulda been any one of them. Mordino's got the most Jet dealers, though, cause they make the most Jet. Me, I'm bettin' it was one of them. 431 NCKEIWRI What dealers do you suspect? 432 NCKEIWRI Can you tell me a little about Richard? 440 NCKEIWRI Bunch of 'em: Jagged Jimmy J on 2nd Street, that old sonuvabitch Renesco in the West End�and Jules deals, too, at th' fronta town, but mostly to dumb tourists. Then there's Little Jesus Mordino. 441 NCKEIWRI Little Jesus Mordino? 442 NCKEIWRI Can you tell me a little more about Richard? 443 NCKEIWRI Thanks for the info, Keith. 450 NCKEIWRI Quiet kid, clean kid. Kept outta trouble, and for a Wright, that's something. We buried him on the Golgotha plains a while ago, but even so, Mom still don't want his room disturbed. It's hard for her to let go, y'know? 451 NCKEIWRI Which room was his? Do you think your mother would mind if I looked in there? 452 NCKEIWRI Any dealers you suspect may have given him the Jet? 454 NCKEIWRI Buried in Golgotha, huh? Hmmm. Thanks for the info, Keith. 460 NCKEIWRI His room? It's the empty one next to Mom's room, the second one down from the kitchen. As fer looking around� well� look, don't stay long� and don't mess the place up, or Mom'll pop a clip if she finds out. 461 NCKEIWRI Thanks, Keith. I won't be long. 470 NCKEIWRI Hold on. (Knocks on door behind him.) Pa? (He sticks his head in, there's some mumbling, then he comes back and nods at the door.) You ken go in, but watch out. Dad's in a pissy mood. 471 NCKEIWRI Thanks. 480 NCKEIWRI He's Big Jesus's son. A bastard, more like. He mighta caught Richard alone, then pumped him fulla Jet outta spite. You looking for him, check out the Desperado. Little Jesus hangs out there with his old man. 1220 NCKEIWRI . What's goin' on? 1252 NCKEIWRI Everybody treating you all right? Anything I can do for you? 100 NCKITTY You see Miss Kitty. 150 NCKITTY You see a stunning woman. Despite her...revealing dress, her bearing is professional and businesslike. 200 NCKITTY First quarter revenues are up slightly�now, if we account for the increased tribute� 201 NCKITTY If I catch her taking Jet, even a *whiff,* she's out of here� 202 NCKITTY Monthly physicals are coming around again�right in time for the new caravan season. 203 NCKITTY Need to get some more girls for that pool party at Bishop's� 204 NCKITTY Damn Macrosoft spreadsheets� 205 NCKITTY Spend so much time updating these spreadsheets, I don't get any REAL work done. 206 NCKITTY Jules better send some horny�and wealthy�people this way soon. 215 NCKITTY (The woman before you is stunningly beautiful. As you address her, she looks up from her work, and smiles.) Ah, a new face! I'm Miss Kitty�welcome to the Cat's Paw. 216 NCKITTY Hello again! 217 NCKITTY Why, if it isn't Reno's most famous prizefighter! 218 NCKITTY I wondered when Mr. 1218 NCKITTY would send you over�(Winks.) 219 NCKITTY My, my, if isn't the star of the golden screen. 220 NCKITTY What's your pleasure today, sir? 221 NCKITTY What's your pleasure today, miss? 222 NCKITTY preshshure? 223 NCKITTY Yuu haf prettee hair 224 NCKITTY Yuu said 'pleashure' Huh-Huh-Huh-Huh-Huh 225 NCKITTY George sayz we gonna haf a few achers of owr own an' I shud keep away from yuu or he won't lemme play wit the rabbitz so me go now 226 NCKITTY Jules told me to come here if I was looking for some�action. 227 NCKITTY I'm looking for some�action. 228 NCKITTY Actually, I'd like to ask you some questions. 229 NCKITTY You know, I've been finding magazines named "Cat's Paw" throughout the desert, and I have no idea what they are. I have one right here. 230 NCKITTY Here's that collection of Cat's Paw magazines you asked for. 231 NCKITTY Nothing today, thanks. 240 NCKITTY (The pretty lady puts the palm of her hand on your forehead.) Oh, you poor thing�you can stay in here for a little while to get in from the heat, but you can't be here too long, okay? Promise me now. 241 NCKITTY Okayy, pretty ladee fank you 245 NCKITTY (Smiles and winks.) Is that so? Well, then, you've come to the right place. Whatever your pleasure or fantasy, we can provide it�and don't be shy, we've heard it all. So, what would you like? 246 NCKITTY Well, pardon me for coming on strong, but I'd like to get to know YOU better. What time do you get off? Uh, work, I mean. 247 NCKITTY Depends�what's on the menu? 248 NCKITTY I'd like to hook up my friend here with a little something special. 249 NCKITTY I'd like to hook up one of my friends here. It's their�uh, birthday. 250 NCKITTY I'd like to ask you some questions� 251 NCKITTY Actually, I've changed my mind. Performance anxiety and all. Goodbye. 255 NCKITTY I'm flattered, but�no. I can't. 256 NCKITTY Aw, c'mon. Just a drink. No pressure. We'll have a great time. 257 NCKITTY Look, if you don't like women, that's fine. Hell, I don't like most women I meet. We have something in common already. 258 NCKITTY Hey, don't worry�I won't wear the power armor, okay? 259 NCKITTY All right then. I'd like to ask you some questions� 260 NCKITTY Sorry, didn't mean to pressure you. Goodbye. 265 NCKITTY (Looks around, then leans in and whispers.) Look� come back after you've done what you've had to do to save your people, and then we'll talk, okay? 266 NCKITTY All right then. I had some other questions� 267 NCKITTY It's a date. See you then. 275 NCKITTY Well�(Ticks off the menu on her fingers.)�we have honey loving, the dipstick swirl, humjobs, and various other exotica. (Smiles.) Question is, what are YOU in the mood for? 276 NCKITTY I'd like some�oral attention. 277 NCKITTY Just some basic, raunchy, low-down, dirty sex oughta do me just fine. 278 NCKITTY I'd like a full upper and lower body workout. 279 NCKITTY Is it okay if I just, you know, talk with them? 280 NCKITTY I have a special�dramatic�request. 290 NCKITTY All right then. 291 NCKITTY (Winks.) That'll be no charge. 292 NCKITTY That'll be 293 NCKITTY Done. Here's the money. 294 NCKITTY Can't argue about that price. Let's do it. 295 NCKITTY Nevermind. I'd like to ask you some questions� 296 NCKITTY I don't have enough money�maybe another time. 320 NCKITTY Why, of course you can. We call it the "Kesting special." 322 NCKITTY Only costs 323 NCKITTY Why do you call it that? 325 NCKITTY Sounds like a deal. I'll take that then. 326 NCKITTY Maybe some other time. I'd like to ask you some questions� 335 NCKITTY Well�rumor has it there was once an employee of a famous computer company who enjoyed talking with others. (Shrugs.) 336 NCKITTY By coincidence, he also only made 1336 NCKITTY chips a week. 337 NCKITTY By coincidence, he also made no money at all, so talking was all he could afford. 338 NCKITTY Oh. Well, sign me up for the talking session then. Here's the 340 NCKITTY I think I'll pass. I'd like to ask you some questions� 350 NCKITTY Yes? 351 NCKITTY Well, there's no harm in asking� 352 NCKITTY All right. (Smiles.) Answers might cost you, though� 353 NCKITTY Sure. What questions did you have? 354 NCKITTY I heard some of your girls are chosen to go�visit Myron. 355 NCKITTY Jules told me to come here for some�action. 361 NCKITTY Actually, I better be going. 375 NCKITTY Chances are that we can accommodate you. Your request would be�? 376 NCKITTY I'd like my partner to dress up in a Vault jumpsuit, call me the "Vault Dweller," and I've got to find their "Vault Sex-Teen." 377 NCKITTY I'd like to be "captured" by some ravishing she-mutant, then be forced to take a dip in her mutating "vat." 378 NCKITTY I'd like to play the role of "Herk," a nubile young slave stolen from his village by a band of lusty female slavers. Here's the catch�he can only communicate using his BODY. 379 NCKITTY I'd like to play the role of "Zena," a nubile young slave stolen from her village by a band of slavers. Here's the catch�she can only communicate using her BODY. 380 NCKITTY I'd like to be "captured" by a sarcastic mutant lieutenant, interrogated roughly, then dunked in his mutating vats. 381 NCKITTY You have any girls that look like Angela Bishop? I need to work off some excitement. 382 NCKITTY You have any girls that look like Mrs. Bishop? I need to work off some excitement. 383 NCKITTY I'd like to ask you some questions instead� 384 NCKITTY Actually, Nevermind. I've got to go. 395 NCKITTY Of course. (Scans your companions.) Which one? 396 NCKITTY Could you take care of Lenny? I don't think he's ever even kissed a girl. 397 NCKITTY You got anyone who can, uh, "handle" Marcus? 398 NCKITTY This little pervert Myron here. 399 NCKITTY "Bone Nose" here, if you catch my drift. Heh heh. 400 NCKITTY Cassidy here. I think it's been a while. 401 NCKITTY Vic. "Trader" Vic. 402 NCKITTY Can one of your girls read the dictionary to Robo Brain? It stimulates his brain center. 403 NCKITTY Doc's looking to take a "temperature" or two. 404 NCKITTY Davin here could use�a lot�more experience. 405 NCKITTY Miria wants to take a walk on the wild side. 406 NCKITTY Actually, no one, thanks. 420 NCKITTY This your friend here? (Looks your companion up and down, nods.) I think we can accommodate you� 421 NCKITTY (Looks your companion up and down, nods.) I think we can accommodate you� 422 NCKITTY chips. 423 NCKITTY Don't worry about the money. There's no charge. 424 NCKITTY Okay. Here you go. 425 NCKITTY Can't argue with that price. Done. 426 NCKITTY Maybe later�look, I had some other questions. 427 NCKITTY Hmmm. Maybe some other time when I have enough cash. 428 NCKITTY Actually, I've changed my mind. Goodbye. 440 NCKITTY (Looks surprised.) Let me see. (Glances at magazine.) Well, well�you know, I had heard a rumor that - in the pre-war years -- the Cat's Paw was a publishing house�for pornographic materials. 441 NCKITTY For pornogru - porn-o-gra - pornu - uh, a publishing house, you said? 442 NCKITTY This place was a publishing house? 450 NCKITTY Yes�the rooms here were used for film shoots with models from across the world. (Seems entranced by the magazine.) Quite a little piece of history you have there. 451 NCKITTY Well, you know, I just read this for the articles. 452 NCKITTY I'm just glad to know what the damn thing is. It's irritating to keep examining it and getting that same message over and over. I'll probably STILL get it even though it's identified now. 460 NCKITTY You know�if you can bring me a complete set�say, ten issues, I'll buy them from you. They'd be good for a display, might attract customers. Are you interested? 461 NCKITTY If I can FIND that many...say, I had some other questions� 462 NCKITTY Actually, I happen to have ten right here. 463 NCKITTY Sure. If I come across that many, I'll be sure to stop by. 470 NCKITTY Wonderful! I'll give you $500 for the set. 471 NCKITTY $500? After collecting ALL of these? No way. Make it a thousand. 472 NCKITTY Sounds good. Here you go. But hey, careful with number five�the pages look like they are glued together. 473 NCKITTY No, I think I'll keep them...say, I had some other questions� 474 NCKITTY No thanks, I've become attached to them. Maybe some other time. 480 NCKITTY Hmmmmm. Seven fifty, and you got a deal. 481 NCKITTY $750? All right, then. They're yours. 482 NCKITTY I think I'll keep them then...say, I had some other questions� 483 NCKITTY Forget it. Maybe some other time. 490 NCKITTY Here you go. (Counts out the money, hands it to you.) Thanks again. 491 NCKITTY Say, I had some other questions� 492 NCKITTY Not a problem. Goodbye. 500 NCKITTY Really? (Examines No. 5, then goes through the rest of your stack.) Hmmmm. Well, it looks like you have two of them, so you can have this one back�but let me get the stain out first. 501 NCKITTY Okay. Uh�by the way, that stain isn't mine. I have no idea how it got there. 502 NCKITTY Okay. Are you sure you can get that stain out? It looks glued in there pretty tight. 510 NCKITTY Happens all the time around here�(Miss Kitty starts cleaning the magazine.)�mostly to the sheets. That should do it...(Holds it up.)...good issue - has an article on energy weapons, it looks like. Here you go. 511 NCKITTY I had some other questions� 512 NCKITTY An article on energy weapons? Thanks. I might read it later on. 520 NCKITTY (As you speak, she looks up, startled.) You! You came back! I�I thought you might be dead. (She looks relieved.) I was so *worried.* Risking your life, taking on the Enclave�that's the bravest thing I've ever heard. 521 NCKITTY (As you speak, she looks up, startled.) You! I've heard about you. (Her face beams with admiration.) Risking your life, taking on the Enclave�that's the bravest thing I've ever heard. 522 NCKITTY ! I'm glad you've come back again. Just having a hero like yourself around does wonders for business: risking your life, taking on the Enclave�That's the bravest thing I've ever heard. 523 NCKITTY Shucks, Miss Kitty. It taint nothing nobody else wouldnta done in mah place. 524 NCKITTY Daaaaamn right, baby. And that's the bravest thing you're ever gonna hear, cause I'm the BADDEST of the bad. 525 NCKITTY It was nothing that any pissed-off woman who had her village kidnapped wouldn't have done. 526 NCKITTY And that's the bravest thing you're EVER gonna hear about, cause I'm the BADDEST bitch in the wastes. 527 NCKITTY Thanks. Just doing my job as a heroine. 528 NCKITTY Thanks. Just doing my job as a hero. 529 NCKITTY Kicking ass and taking names, that's my job. 545 NCKITTY You are so humble. 546 NCKITTY You are so strong. So�confident. 547 NCKITTY I LOVE that about you. (Makes sweeping gesture at Cat's Paw.) You are always welcome here, free of charge. 548 NCKITTY So�how about that date we talked about way back when? 549 NCKITTY So�how about�you know, you and me�like�you know. 550 NCKITTY Baby, I got to feeling like a machine, and that's no way to feel. C'mere. 551 NCKITTY Great! Look, I had some questions before I indulge myself� 552 NCKITTY Thanks. I appreciate it, Miss Kitty. 553 NCKITTY I expect nothing less. I'll collect later. 565 NCKITTY All right then, 566 NCKITTY �let me just get my coat. 567 NCKITTY No rush. Take your time. 568 NCKITTY Good thing I've got my "coat" in my pocket. Heh-heh. 569 NCKITTY Sure. But hurry up�we've got reservations at eight. In my PANTS. 570 NCKITTY Sure. But hurry up�you and my tongue got reservations at eight. 575 NCKITTY Oh, 576 NCKITTY , you Enclave-smashing animal� 577 NCKITTY ::Bwanbwan-bwan-ba-bwan oookwaka oookwaka:: 585 NCKITTY (Nods.) Yes, that's correct. We usually have to train them extensively to suppress their natural revulsion. It's almost a rite of passage now. Still, if a girl can abide Myron, it means she's tough� 586 NCKITTY I'd like to meet him. Think I could volunteer to be his next "choice?" 587 NCKITTY I see. I had some other questions� 588 NCKITTY Hmmmm. Thanks for the information. 595 NCKITTY (Studies you, then makes a circling gesture with her finger.) Turn around for me. Hmmmm� 596 NCKITTY no, I don't think you'd make the cut. Maybe if you cleaned yourself up a little more, made yourself�presentable. Sorry. 597 NCKITTY yes� yes, I think you'd do just fine. Are you interested in the job? All of my other girls are�sick of it. 598 NCKITTY Sure. 599 NCKITTY Hmmmph. I had some other questions� 600 NCKITTY No, but I may ask again later. I had some other questions� 610 NCKITTY (Nods.) Excellent. One of the Mordino lieutenants should be showing up soon. If you want to take a seat, I'll present you as one of the�applicants. 611 NCKITTY All right�I'll wait for him. 612 NCKITTY Actually, forget it. I had some other questions� 613 NCKITTY Nevermind�I've changed my mind. Maybe some other time. 620 NCKITTY (Looks you up and down, then nods.) I think we can accommodate you� 621 NCKITTY (Looks your companion up and down, then nods.) I think we can accommodate your friend� 623 NCKITTY (Winks.) There's no charge, so don't sweat the money. 700 NCKITTY Oooooh-yeah. 701 NCKITTY Shag-a-riffic. 702 NCKITTY Wow. That was deep. 703 NCKITTY Wow. 704 NCKITTY *Whew* 705 NCKITTY I sure hope I didn't get her pregnant. 710 NCKITTY You talk for hours. The girls at the Cat's Paw have amazing insight into human nature. 711 NCKITTY The Mordino lieutenant arrives, and seems impressed with you. He leads you north out of town to someplace called the "Stables." 720 NCKITTY *whistles* 721 NCKITTY *clap clap clap* 722 NCKITTY Way to go! 723 NCKITTY Wahoo. 730 NCKITTY *sob sob sob* 731 NCKITTY I feel so... so cheated... 740 NCKITTY *Grunt* 750 NCKITTY *Aaawoooo* 760 NCKITTY *Bzzzt* 770 NCKITTY Way to go, Boss! Ain't had sex myself in a loooooong time. 100 NCLABISH You see Mrs. Bishop. 101 NCLABISH You see a screaming Mrs. Bishop. 150 NCLABISH You see an attractive middle-aged woman. She looks bored. 151 NCLABISH You see Mrs. Bishop. She looks distracted, and she is staring off into the distance. 200 NCLABISH (The woman turns to face you. She is quite attractive, with a low cut dress made out of Gold Gecko skin. She studies you for a moment, then frowns.) Yes, what is it? 201 NCLABISH (Frowns slightly.) Yes? What is it this time? 203 NCLABISH Knock-knock 204 NCLABISH (Stare at her breasts and drool.) 205 NCLABISH Wander off 206 NCLABISH Who are you? 207 NCLABISH I wanted to ask you some questions, Mrs. Bishop. 208 NCLABISH Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Goodbye. 210 NCLABISH *What?* 211 NCLABISH Knock-KNOCK! 212 NCLABISH (Stare at her breasts and drool.) 215 NCLABISH (Blinks.) Who's there? 216 NCLABISH Boo 217 NCLABISH Me forget 218 NCLABISH Who where? 220 NCLABISH (She seems puzzled.) Boo who? 221 NCLABISH Boo hoo? No cry, pretty lady! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Hah Hahhh�hoooo�u get it? 225 NCLABISH (She glares daggers at you.) Leave at once before I have you shot, you insipid insect. 226 NCLABISH Boo�HOO�hee-hee-hee-hee�Boo who? Boo HOO! HA HA HA HA HA... 227 NCLABISH Me no instooppid incest�*snfff*�me funneee�MOM sayz so�*snfff*� 230 NCLABISH (She follows your eyes down to her breasts. She flushes angrily, opens her mouth... then pauses.) You're not terribly bright� (Studies your frame.) However, you are quite� strong. Come with me a moment. 231 NCLABISH (She follows your eyes down to her breasts. She flushes angrily, opens her mouth... then pauses.) You're not terribly bright� (Studies your face.) However, you do have a certain�charm. Come with me a moment. 232 NCLABISH (She follows your eyes down to the curvature of her breasts. Her tone becomes glacial.) Subtlety isn't your strong suit, is it? (She looks at you in disgust.) Leave before I have you shot. 233 NCLABISH (Follow her.) 234 NCLABISH We go good place? 235 NCLABISH You go. Me stay 236 NCLABISH Shamble off 240 NCLABISH (She smiles faintly.) Yes. *Very* good place. Now come along. 245 NCLABISH (She frowns, and her face reddens.) Get out of here before I have you shot. 246 NCLABISH Sorreee... me go 250 NCLABISH (She raises an eyebrow.) I think *I* should be the one asking that question. (She crosses her arms.) I am Leslie Anne Bishop. 251 NCLABISH My husband is the head of the Bishop family here in New Reno. And YOU are�? 252 NCLABISH My late husband was the head of the Bishop family here in New Reno. And YOU are�? 253 NCLABISH My name is 1253 NCLABISH . 254 NCLABISH I am a simple traveler. 255 NCLABISH I'm a traveler, looking for Vault 13. Have you heard of it? 256 NCLABISH I'm a traveler�do you know where I could find something called the 'Garden of Eden Creation Kit?' 257 NCLABISH Look, maybe I better be going. Goodbye. 260 NCLABISH Yes? 261 NCLABISH Can you tell me about Mr. Bishop? 262 NCLABISH Can you tell me about the Bishop Family? 263 NCLABISH Have you ever heard of a place called Vault 13? 264 NCLABISH Do you know where I could find something called the 'Garden of Eden Creation Kit?' 265 NCLABISH Nevermind. I better be going. 270 NCLABISH My husband? That is simple. He is deceased. SUCH a tragedy. I'm still recovering from all the champagne I drunk when I heard. 271 NCLABISH My husband? He is the head of the Bishop family. In matters of diplomacy, business, and criminal pursuits, he possesses a certain animal cunning that one cannot help but admire, however contemptible his other qualities. 272 NCLABISH Yes, his tactic of hiring those 'raiders' to lean on Vault City seems to be pretty effective. 273 NCLABISH Other qualities? 275 NCLABISH Sorry I asked. I better be going. 276 NCLABISH Sorry, Mrs. Bishop. I didn't mean to pry. I'll leave. 280 NCLABISH (She frowns.) I'll leave that to your imagination. (Looks irritated.) Is that *all?* 281 NCLABISH Actually, I had some other questions� 285 NCLABISH There really is nothing to say about the Bishop 'Family.' Oh�there is the extended family of hired thugs, mercenaries, whores, pushers, and slaves, but that is really all that the Bishop 'family' amounts to. 286 NCLABISH It sounds as if your marriage life isn't as healthy as it could be. 287 NCLABISH Well, there's also that 'family' of mercenaries he hired to raid Vault City. 288 NCLABISH Oh. I had some other questions� 295 NCLABISH (She throws an amused glance at your spouse.) And yours is? (She frowns again.) 296 NCLABISH No... my late husband was in the business of accumulating power. That seldom leaves room for� anything else. 297 NCLABISH No... my husband is in the business of accumulating power. That seldom leaves room for�anything else. 298 NCLABISH In addition, my precious daughter has quickly learned what being a woman means in New Reno. 299 NCLABISH Your daughter? 300 NCLABISH Your daughter Angela? 301 NCLABISH I had some other questions� 305 NCLABISH Yes, the Angela you *slept* with. Surely you remember? (She gives you a withering look.) I *hope* you used a prophylactic. Her hormones are so out of control that even the mere mention of sperm would make her pregnant. 306 NCLABISH Yes, my daughter, Angela. She has become quite the little tramp. (Smiles ruefully.) Like mother, like daughter�(Sighs in irritation.) Now, is that *all?* 308 NCLABISH Uh, proph... proph-o-lak...? Uh, well, I think we did use one... whatever it is. You know what? I think I'm going to go check right now. 309 NCLABISH Uh, condom? Sure we did. I think. I mean, I'm pretty sure. Maybe I'll just go check right now. 315 NCLABISH 1315 NCLABISH �' So�' 2315 NCLABISH �what, pray tell, do you think I can do for you? 316 NCLABISH (Frowns.) A simple traveler. How remarkably open and trusting of you. And what, pray tell, do you think I can do for you, "simple traveler?" 321 NCLABISH Nothing, thanks. I really must be going. 325 NCLABISH I know where you could find *a* Creation Kit�but it will do you little good. It has already been used. 326 NCLABISH Where is this Garden of Eden Creation Kit? 328 NCLABISH Then it's no use to me... thanks anyway. 330 NCLABISH (Smiles faintly, as if remembering something pleasant.) Have you ever been to Vault City? It is northeast of New Reno. They had such a kit�once, long ago, but they used it when they left their Vault for the surface. 331 NCLABISH Can you tell me about Vault City? 332 NCLABISH Can I ask you some other questions? 333 NCLABISH I'll go check out Vault City then. Thanks for the information. 335 NCLABISH (Her smile fades, and her expression becomes hard and distant.) There is not much to tell. I think you'll find the climate there�different. Now, is that all? 336 NCLABISH No, actually, I had some other questions� 337 NCLABISH Yes, it is. Sorry to bother you. 340 NCLABISH As I said, there is Vault City to the northeast. Is that the place you are referring to? 341 NCLABISH I know of Vault *City* to the northeast. Is that the place you are referring to? 342 NCLABISH No. Wrong place. 343 NCLABISH It could be. 345 NCLABISH Might be... I'll go check it out. Thanks. 350 NCLABISH Hmnnn. Well then, I'm afraid that I can't help you. 352 NCLABISH Do you know anyone who might know? 353 NCLABISH Yeah, well�thanks anyway. 354 NCLABISH Well, thanks for your time, Mrs. Bishop. I appreciate it. 360 NCLABISH You might want to head there, then. 362 NCLABISH All right then, I'll go check it out. 363 NCLABISH Very well, thanks for your time. I appreciate it. 370 NCLABISH Dear boy... 371 NCLABISH Dear girl... 372 NCLABISH the people of Reno have enough difficulty remembering which whore they left their cocks in when they wake in the morning, much less know where to find anything such as what you describe. 374 NCLABISH All right... I was just asking. Later, then. 375 NCLABISH Very well. Thanks for your time. 380 NCLABISH Hold on a moment. (Studies you.) You seem to be�new in town. Would you care to join me for a drink in my chambers? We can discuss New Reno; it's a dangerous place to those unfamiliar with its ways. 381 NCLABISH A moment before you leave. (She studies you again.) Do you have the time for that drink now? Or must you dash off again? 382 NCLABISH Only if the drinks are just the beginning. 383 NCLABISH Sure. A drink would be welcome. 384 NCLABISH I'm sorry, Mrs. Bishop, but I'm married. 385 NCLABISH No, thanks. I really have to go. 386 NCLABISH No way. I don't want to make your husband... upset. 387 NCLABISH I work for your husband, Mrs. Bishop. It wouldn't be right. 390 NCLABISH (She raises an eyebrow.) We shall see. 391 NCLABISH Well, that's all I need to hear. Let's go. 392 NCLABISH Mrs. Bishop, I'm sorry, but I have to decline�this time. 393 NCLABISH I'm sorry, but I can't, Mrs. Bishop. I really have to be going. 394 NCLABISH No way. I have no desire to cross your husband. 400 NCLABISH (She laughs.) You flatter yourself. It's merely a drink. 401 NCLABISH And IF anything were to happen, I assure you, my husband is QUITE dead. 402 NCLABISH And IF anything were to happen, I assure you, my husband is NOT the jealous type. 404 NCLABISH Mrs. Bishop, I'm sorry, but I still have to decline�this time. 410 NCLABISH (She raises an eyebrow.) My husband may be dead, but his men are at my disposal. They can become quite�irate�when an invitation from Mrs. Bishop is refused. Are you *quite* certain you will not join me? 411 NCLABISH (She raises an eyebrow.) My husband is not the jealous type, but he can become quite�irate�when a gracious invitation from a Bishop family member is refused. Are you *quite* certain you will not join me? 412 NCLABISH I still have to say no. 413 NCLABISH Okay. Just a drink, then. 414 NCLABISH Look, I have to go, Mrs. Bishop. 415 NCLABISH (She frowns.) Leave then. If we cross paths again, rest assured that I will not be the least bit interested in talking to you. 416 NCLABISH All right then... goodbye. 420 NCLABISH (She nods and smiles.) Very well. Follow me. 425 NCLABISH Return at some point, then. The offer is a standing invitation. 426 NCLABISH Uh... okay. Goodbye. 430 NCLABISH We have nothing to say to each other. Leave before I summon the guards. 435 NCLABISH (Mrs. Bishop smiles slightly when she sees you.) Why, hello again. Is there something I can do for you? 436 NCLABISH I'd like to join you for that drink now, if you have the time, Mrs. Bishop. 437 NCLABISH I'd like to join you for another�drink, if you have the time, Mrs. Bishop. 438 NCLABISH I had some questions� 439 NCLABISH Not at the moment, thanks. I have to go. 440 NCLABISH So? So am I. What are you suggesting that my invitation is? Some sort of prelude to adultery? Come now, don't be foolish. Now, are you coming? 441 NCLABISH Okay, then. Just a drink. 443 NCLABISH I'm sorry, but I can't, Mrs. Bishop. I really have to go. 445 NCLABISH Oh, yes... my husband's well thought-out attempt at forcing others to accept his gesture of good will. I had rather hoped those raiders had been incinerated by Vault City's laser cannons. 446 NCLABISH "Gesture of good will?" 447 NCLABISH I see. I had some other questions... 448 NCLABISH Interesting... well, thanks for the information. Goodbye. 449 NCLABISH Hmmm... interesting. Thanks for your time, Mrs. Bishop. 450 NCLABISH Yes. His initial offer of an alliance were refused, so he reiterated his peaceful intentions by using violence to drive Vault City into submission... through an intermediary, of course. 451 NCLABISH Well, I was wondering about that. Wouldn't Vault City turn to someone else for help rather than agree to join with Bishop? 452 NCLABISH Well, I was wondering about that. Wouldn't Vault City turn to someone else for help... like NCR... rather than agree to join with Bishop? 453 NCLABISH Do you have any proof of this? 460 NCLABISH (She smirks.) Well, aren't *you* a sharp one... 461 NCLABISH So? Do you know what Bishop has planned? 462 NCLABISH Well, sometimes... depending on who you ask. I had some other questions... 470 NCLABISH (Frowns.) No. Should I? (Studies you carefully, then smirks.) 471 NCLABISH (Frowns.) No. Should I? (Studies you carefully, then smirks again.) 472 NCLABISH You certainly do ask a lot of dangerous questions about my husband's business. I'd be *very* careful if I were you. 473 NCLABISH Uh, thanks for the advice. I had some other, safer, questions... 474 NCLABISH I will. Goodbye. 475 NCLABISH Thanks for your time... and your advice, Mrs. Bishop. 480 NCLABISH *Sigh* 481 NCLABISH Another BEAUTIFUL Reno day. The devil must be dancing a jig. 482 NCLABISH Judging from the crowd in the casino, looks like more human sewage has washed into Reno... 483 NCLABISH Reno... "the biggest little cesspool in the world." Hmmmph. 490 NCLABISH You see Mrs. Bishop, who is currently asleep. She is smiling contentedly. 491 NCLABISH You see Mrs. Bishop, who is currently asleep. As you watch, she sighs contentedly and turns in her sleep. 500 NCLABISH You see Mrs. Bishop. It's hard to concentrate on her appearance while she is shouting for the guards. 510 NCLABISH Mmmmm�oh, 1510 NCLABISH , mmm-mmmm�mmmzmzrrm 511 NCLABISH Mmmzrrmnmn�.again, 1511 NCLABISH � oooh� 2511 NCLABISH � mmm 512 NCLABISH Combinnnazion t'safe� 1512 NCLABISH � mmm� 515 NCLABISH Intruder! Help! 516 NCLABISH Thief! Thief! 517 NCLABISH Intruder! Guards! Guards! 520 NCLABISH (She takes you upstairs to a strange, nice-smelling room. Once there, she starts giving you strange directions that make you feel both happy and uncomfortable.) Don't you want to touch me? 521 NCLABISH Uh-huh 522 NCLABISH Nuh-uh 525 NCLABISH Hmmmm. Very well. Just lay down on the bed then and I'll do the rest. 526 NCLABISH Me refuse me no WANT to me want to go HOME to Arroyo-yo 527 NCLABISH Do what she tells you to. 530 NCLABISH (She takes a big breath of air, then she starts yelling so loud it hurts your ears! Something about 'gards' and 'theef' which you can't make out because she's yelling so loudly.) 531 NCLABISH Shhhh! If you dont be quiet, George won't let me play with th'rabbitz! Shhhh! 532 NCLABISH Whatz wrong with yor teef? What you need gardz for? 533 NCLABISH No screem! No screem! 535 NCLABISH Yes, I know; gossip travels quickly in Reno. (Sighs.) No matter... I think you'll find that I am much more experienced in the ways of pleasuring a man than she is. (Pauses.) You DID use a prophylactic, didn't you? 536 NCLABISH A pro... prof-o... a condom? 537 NCLABISH Condom? 538 NCLABISH Yeah, it got used from my inventory. I didn't know what had happened to it at first, but I figured it out. 539 NCLABISH Um�I REALLY should be going, Mrs. Bishop. 540 NCLABISH Yes, a *condom.* (Glares at you.) Great. Just great. (Shrugs.) Oh, well. Maybe I'll have a grandson. Oh, well. Stop talking and come here. 541 NCLABISH Yeah, it's not as obvious as you'd think. Designer humor, I bet. (Shrugs.) Oh, well. Stop talking and come here. 542 NCLABISH More experienced than Angela, you said? This I HAVE to see. 543 NCLABISH I got to go. 545 NCLABISH (You join Mrs. Bishop for a drink in her chambers. The two of you talk for a while, then she comes over and starts caressing you.) 546 NCLABISH Go to it. 547 NCLABISH Embrace her� 548 NCLABISH Uh, Mrs. Bishop, I slept with your daughter. Maybe we shouldn't� 549 NCLABISH Before we "do" it, aren't you going to open your wall safe like your daught - er, as is customary? 550 NCLABISH Look, I really should be going, Mrs. Bishop. 555 NCLABISH No. Now come here. 556 NCLABISH Go to it. 557 NCLABISH Look, I REALLY have to go, Mrs. Bishop. 560 NCLABISH Oh?! Where to you have to go right now? 561 NCLABISH Anywhere. 562 NCLABISH I have to meet Jules by the front for a�special transaction. 563 NCLABISH I have to go meet a friend and can't be late. 564 NCLABISH My reasons are my own. Goodbye, Mrs. Bishop. 565 NCLABISH You try and leave this room, and I'll scream for the guards. 566 NCLABISH All things considered, I'm probably safer with the guards. Goodbye. 567 NCLABISH I have to meet Jules at the front of town for a�special transaction�very soon. 569 NCLABISH All right, all right. I just wish you wouldn't play so hard to get. Come here. 570 NCLABISH I just want you to know this is wrong, and if I had stronger moral fiber, I'd give you a stern lecture. Now come here. 575 NCLABISH Guards! An intruder! Thief! Guards! Intruder in the penthouse! 576 NCLABISH Where? What are you talking about, Mrs. Bishop? 577 NCLABISH Fuck! I hate this game! 580 NCLABISH Fine. If you won't sleep with me this time, I want you to know that you can come see me anytime you want, and we'll make some kind of arrangement. Do you understand what I said? 581 NCLABISH Yes. Now let me out. 582 NCLABISH Yes, I understand. 585 NCLABISH (You both leave the room, and Mrs. Bishop escorts you out. You both descend back to the second floor.) 586 NCLABISH Whew. 590 NCLABISH (You make love. It's not the best. It's not the greatest. But, for a brief moment in your turbulent lives, you and Mrs. Bishop forget the cruelties of the world and lose yourselves in each other...) 591 NCLABISH (Passionate lovemaking commences. At the end of your sexual marathon, Mrs. Bishop curls up against you, smiling contentedly.) Mmmmm, 1591 NCLABISH . 592 NCLABISH You are the *man.* (Shivers.) That thing with your tongue was -- 593 NCLABISH You are the *woman.* (Shivers.) That thing with your tongue was -- 594 NCLABISH So... what do you want to do now? 595 NCLABISH Mmmmm, Leslie. 596 NCLABISH Uh, look, just in CASE someone is watching us from above right now and listening to everything we say and do, let's keep some secrets to ourselves. Instead, let's indulge in some distracting pillow talk. 600 NCLABISH (Mrs. Bishop sighs contentedly and stretches.) 601 NCLABISH Tell me about your husband. 602 NCLABISH Tell me about your daughter. 603 NCLABISH Tell me about your family. 604 NCLABISH You're not from New Reno, are you, Mrs. Bishop? You talk differently than a lot of people around here. 605 NCLABISH Are you from Vault City? 606 NCLABISH Look, I better go, Mrs. Bishop. 610 NCLABISH (Mrs. Bishop frowns slightly and pulls the sheets tighter around her body.) MUST we talk about him? Let's not ruin the mood. 611 NCLABISH I really want to know. Tell me about him. 612 NCLABISH Okay, then, how about� 615 NCLABISH (She laughs.) Who cares? John's dead. Long live John! The bastard� 616 NCLABISH Ha! I assure you John and I have no love for each other. What small fraction existed has degenerated into a healthy amount of spite. He has his women, and I have my... pleasures. 617 NCLABISH Surely you two must still love each other, if even a little. 618 NCLABISH What's the deal with him and NCR? 619 NCLABISH What is the deal with him and these 'raiders' I've been hearing about? 620 NCLABISH Do you know what the combination to Bishop's safe is? 621 NCLABISH How about we talk about something else� 625 NCLABISH (Frowns.) I'll leave that to your imagination. Can we *please* drop it? Let's talk about something else. 630 NCLABISH Want me to kill him? 635 NCLABISH Oh�that. Well�*yawn*�I think John wants to get in good with themmmm... (stretches) ...and then get their help to wipe out the other families. 636 NCLABISH Is that all Bishop wants from NCR? 637 NCLABISH Okay, then, let's talk about something else� 638 NCLABISH I wanted to know some other things about what John's been up to� 645 NCLABISH (Rolls over.) John sent some mercenaries East, near Vault City to 'lean' on the city. Wants to try and apply pressure on 'em, make them beg NCR for help. 646 NCLABISH Beg *NCR* for help? Why? 650 NCLABISH Mmmmm�oh�well� (Turns over.) John promised NCR he'd give Vault City to them. So he sent out some of his men, told them to act like raiders until Vault City caved. 651 NCLABISH Do you know where these raiders are? 652 NCLABISH Uh... is there any PROOF of this anywhere? 655 NCLABISH No�John probably has a map of their location somewhere around here... (Sniffs slightly, rubs nose.) Mmmmm�. 657 NCLABISH Let's talk about something else� 660 NCLABISH , I think�something like that... 663 NCLABISH Excellent�time to go crack a safe�sleep well, Mrs. Bishop. 665 NCLABISH Oh, 1665 NCLABISH � (Mrs. Bishop�Leslie�turns over and raises herself on her elbows.) His safe is trapped. So be careful, all right? You are no good to me with no fingers. (Smiles, rolls back over.) 666 NCLABISH Oh. Thanks. 670 NCLABISH (Frowns.) What *about* her? 671 NCLABISH If you're going to talk about the two of you fornicating, I *don't* want to hear it. For your sake, I hope you used a condom. 672 NCLABISH Little tramp'll sleep with any tribal that shakes his peace pipe at her� 673 NCLABISH Uh... well... let's talk about something else� 675 NCLABISH (Shrugs slightly.) Nothing to say. Bunch of hired thugs, mercenaries, whores, pushers, and slaves�(Rolls over.) �that's the Bishop 'family.' Wish I'd never hooked up with John� 677 NCLABISH Hmmmm. I had some other questions� 680 NCLABISH And yours is? Hmmmph. 681 NCLABISH No, my 'marriage' was not a healthy one. My late husband was in the business of accumulating power, and that seldom leaves any room for�anything else. 682 NCLABISH No, my 'marriage' is not a healthy one. My husband is in the business of power, and that seldom leaves any room for�anything else. 683 NCLABISH You sound unhappy. You should leave here, go somewhere else. 684 NCLABISH Hmmm. I had some other questions� 690 NCLABISH Why, what a BRILLIANT idea! And where would I go? Into the Wastes to live amongst the savages? South, to NCR? Northwest, to Redding, to rent my body to miners? 691 NCLABISH Why is leaving Reno so impossible? You're not a stupid woman. I would think that you could pick up any trade you put your mind to. 692 NCLABISH Nevermind then. Look, I had some other questions� 700 NCLABISH I leave, and my husband will bring me back. The Family watches out for their own, whether they want to be watched or not. 701 NCLABISH Hmmm. Perhaps I will�now that John had his much-deserved accident. (Smiles ruefully.) Maybe I will at that. Reno has become�tiresome. (Thinks.) Or maybe it just needs new management� 702 NCLABISH Say, I had some other questions� 705 NCLABISH No. (She rolls over, mumbles in her sleep.) Don't be an idiot. Soon as people find out, you'll be on the run for the rest of your short life. 706 NCLABISH But what if people didn't know it was me? 710 NCLABISH (She stirs, blinks.) What are you TALKING about? Don't talk foolish. 711 NCLABISH I don't know, maybe a trap? Or something that looks like an accident? 712 NCLABISH All right. Look, I had some other questions� 715 NCLABISH (Her eyes snap open.) His safe�he has explosives set up to it if it's tampered with. Only if you enter a certain combination is it safe. Of course, if that combination was changed... "fixed"... without his knowledge� 716 NCLABISH Hmmmm. Maybe if I "repaired" the lock on his safe... It's something to keep in mind. Say, I had some other questions� 720 NCLABISH No, I *don't* talk like everyone around here. It's called an 'education.' (She rolls over.) Go to sleep. 721 NCLABISH Where could I get an education? 725 NCLABISH *Yawn*� You're already as smart as I want you to be�now go to sleep. If you're pumping me for information, then you're creating a deficit. 726 NCLABISH Deficit? Here in the bed? I did not! 730 NCLABISH (Cracks open one eye.) Who told you that? 731 NCLABISH I guessed after I heard you talk about Vault City. You got this nostalgic look in your eye. 735 NCLABISH (Her expression crumbles for a moment, then she rolls over so you can't see her.) Don't mention that place. 736 NCLABISH What happened? 740 NCLABISH JOHN happened. I used to live there. He visited once, I was pleasantly charmed because he was so�rough, I guess. Different from most Vault Citizens. (Sighs.) Of course, he let me try this little thing called 'Jet'... 741 NCLABISH Uh-oh... 745 NCLABISH They had memory enhancers for the Pip Boys there. Had dictionaries and encyclopedias stored on them. Took one of the lingual enhancers when I left, though I don't know why. 746 NCLABISH Where is this enhancer? 750 NCLABISH *Yawn*... (Curls up.) It's in my safe. Not much use without a Pip Boy, though. Don't know why I still keep it. 751 NCLABISH Can I have it? 752 NCLABISH Hmmmnn. I had some other questions� 760 NCLABISH (Shrugs.) Sure, if you want them. Combination is 1760 NCLABISH . The enhancer is in a compartment in the bottom of the safe�a thief isn't going to find it unless they know what to look for. 761 NCLABISH How do I use it? 762 NCLABISH Thanks. Say, I had some other questions� 770 NCLABISH (Mrs. Bishop rolls over and closes her eyes. In a few seconds, she's asleep.) 771 NCLABISH Quietly slip out of bed and get dressed. 780 NCLABISH The only 'love' we have consists of his forcing his way into my bedroom and mounting me like a drunken brahmin. And that is perhaps his least contemptible quality, considering his other pursuits. 781 NCLABISH Other pursuits? 790 NCLABISH He also probably wants a say in who controls the chem trade in the new California Republic�him. He's been looking into rigging elections down soooouth� *yawn* 791 NCLABISH So he's actually planning to have Reno JOIN the Republic... hmmmm. Okay, then, let's talk about something else� 792 NCLABISH Interesting. I wanted to know some other things about what John's been up to� 800 NCLABISH Jet's illegal in Vault City, of course. The other Citizens found out and revoked my Citizenship. John was the only one I could turn to... he knew that, of course. He'd planned the whole thing. 801 NCLABISH So you got your education in Vault City? That's why you sound different than everyone else here in New Reno? 810 NCLABISH Just attach the headgear, place the optic sensor over your right eye, then connect the other end... hmpphh� (Rolls over.) ..to the Pip Boy. You'll feel a slight rush, some nausea, then your head will feel�clearer. 815 NCLABISH Mmmmmnnn...? I don't know. Maybe John's safe in his room... he prefers keeping meticulous records for blackmail purposes. 820 NCLABISH (Your question is met with silence... Mrs. Bishop has fallen asleep. She has a wide smile on her face and is clutching her pillow tightly, mumbling your name.) 821 NCLABISH (Your question is met with silence... Mrs. Bishop has fallen asleep. You can't help but wonder if she would've stayed awake longer if you'd been more... skilled, but you quickly repress the thought before it hurts your ego.) 822 NCLABISH (Slip out of bed quietly.) 825 NCLABISH (A few minutes into your love-making, Mrs. Bishop suddenly falls asleep. Soft snores begin to emanate from her body.) 826 NCLABISH (Finish up, then leave.) 150 NCLILJES You see a sunburned young man dressed in black leather and chains. His face is pock-marked with acne scars. 151 NCLILJES You see Lil' Jesus Mordino. 152 NCLILJES You see Lil' Jesus Mordino. He is dressed mostly in black leather and playing with one of his knives. 200 NCLILJES Yo! 201 NCLILJES Fuckin'-A, 202 NCLILJES ::Gives you thumbs up sign:: 203 NCLILJES ::Whistles:: 220 NCLILJES How do you take a piss with that thing on? 230 NCLILJES Nice piece you got there, 240 NCLILJES What you creeping around for, eh, 250 NCLILJES Wazzup, 5250 NCLILJES ? 251 NCLILJES Heeey� 252 NCLILJES Sheee-it, it's hot. 253 NCLILJES Heeey! Whacha been up to, 254 NCLILJES Good to see you, 255 NCLILJES Hey! Come and check out my new knife, 256 NCLILJES What shit Dad got you doing now, 257 NCLILJES We goin' out tonight, 258 NCLILJES My knife needs some Bishop blood� 259 NCLILJES Gonna carve up so many Salvatores they'll call me the "butcher"� 270 NCLILJES Yo! Cabron! You looking for th' Angel o' Death? Beat it! 271 NCLILJES You got some cojones coming in here, 272 NCLILJES Hijo de puta� 273 NCLILJES You 274 NCLILJES If you're still here when I finish my drink, I'm gonna carve my name on your face. 275 NCLILJES ::Starts playing with his knife threateningly.:: 276 NCLILJES Lookin for your hermana, 277 NCLILJES What the fu�you! You, what're you doing here? 278 NCLILJES Yo! Puta! You looking for th' Angel o' Death? Beat it! 279 NCLILJES Thought they kept you locked up in the kennel, puta. 280 NCLILJES If you ain't here to kiss my ass, 281 NCLILJES Hija de puta� 300 NCLILJES Yo! Hombre, you can't be carrying that around in here. 301 NCLILJES Yo! Homes, put that thing away 'fore you start making people nervous. 310 NCLILJES Yo! Chica, you can't be carrying that around in here. 311 NCLILJES Yo! Chica, put that thing away 'fore you start making people nervous. 320 NCLILJES What the hell you sneaking around for, 330 NCLILJES What you sneaking around for, chica? With that right hook you got, you should walk tall. 340 NCLILJES Where you learn to fight, 341 NCLILJES You got the cojones of a Mordino. 342 NCLILJES Last fight was something out of an epic, hombre. 343 NCLILJES Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Thaz you, right there, 344 NCLILJES Y'know, the Mordinos could use some muscle like you, 345 NCLILJES Bet on you, best money I ever placed. You were throwing hooks like nobody's business. 346 NCLILJES Saw you fight in the ring, 347 NCLILJES How much you bench, 348 NCLILJES Where you work out, eh? 349 NCLILJES Watch out for the Masticator. He likes to eat ears. 350 NCLILJES I'd get you a drink if I hadn't blown all my money betting on your opponent. 351 NCLILJES Where you from, you fight like that? You're good. I mean, GOOD. 352 NCLILJES Where you learn to fight, chica? You're vicious. You got the MOVES. 353 NCLILJES Last fight was something out of a fucking epic, chica. 354 NCLILJES Where you work out, eh? Need a spotter? 370 NCLILJES Hey, hey, hey! Chica, you need to me to put that weapon away for you? 371 NCLILJES What, you want me to strip search you and all? C'mon, shoulder that iron 'fore I have to get rough. 390 NCLILJES No way you're sneaking by Lil' Jesus with a bod like that, chica. 400 NCLILJES Your film wasn't bad, but you obviously need a few pointers from me. ::Laughs:: 401 NCLILJES Hey, 402 NCLILJES I'm ready, I'm available, you put me in a movie, okay? We're talking box office, 403 NCLILJES I am the ultimate Latin lover. There is no Latin lover like me. 404 NCLILJES Talk to the Brothers about me, 405 NCLILJES Give a good word to the brothers for me, allright? 406 NCLILJES You are doin' the right thing, brushing up with the Mordinos. We're going places. 407 NCLILJES Need some chems? Hootch? Some chips? I can set you up. I'm co-nnected, see? 408 NCLILJES So how about you and me doing a film? I'll treat you right, chica. I show you what a Latin lover can do. 409 NCLILJES Why don't you stop by after work? 410 NCLILJES You got any friends? 411 NCLILJES You need some Jet? I can set you up, chica. 412 NCLILJES Chica, there ain't nothing I wouldn't do for you�c'mon, now. Give me a leetle kiss. 425 NCLILJES Don't be showing iron around here, friend. Put that away. 435 NCLILJES Don't be sneakin' around, slaver, all right? You're among friends. 445 NCLILJES Yo! You dumb or something? Put that thing away before I haveta hurt you. 446 NCLILJES You lookin' for a backalley lobotomy? Put that thing away. 447 NCLILJES Yo, chica! You dumb or something? Put that thing away before I haveta hurt you. 455 NCLILJES What the hell you sneaking around for? You looking to get shot? 460 NCLILJES What you sneaking around for, chica? You looking to get shot? 465 NCLILJES Get that rolling trash can outta here. 466 NCLILJES No bots allowed in here. Beat it. 467 NCLILJES That robot's gonna be scrap if it stays. 475 NCLILJES I THOUGHT I smelled mutant. Get him outta here 'fore we get mad. 476 NCLILJES You a mutant lover? His place is OUTSIDE. Or else. 477 NCLILJES That mutant sticks around, he's gonna become target practice. 485 NCLILJES I THOUGHT I smelled something rotting. Get that ghoul boy o' yours outta here. 486 NCLILJES Get that stinky ghoul outta here. Now. 487 NCLILJES That ghoul ain't outta here in a minute, he's gonna be deader than he already is. 495 NCLILJES Hey, you. C'mon over here and let me see that knife. 496 NCLILJES Nice knife. 497 NCLILJES Can I see that knife for a second? 505 NCLILJES Hunh? 506 NCLILJES Something you want, amigo? 507 NCLILJES Something you want, chica? 508 NCLILJES Hoo ooh? 511 NCLILJES Wander off 512 NCLILJES Who are you? 513 NCLILJES Sorry. I thought you were someone else. 522 NCLILJES Eh...? You again? What do you want now? 523 NCLILJES Heeeey...whatzzup, friend? Something on your mind? 524 NCLILJES Me from under where 525 NCLILJES Ay-me-go? 526 NCLILJES Cheee-ka Cheeek-aaaah 529 NCLILJES I had some questions� 530 NCLILJES Nevermind. Sorry to bother you. 542 NCLILJES Hey, hey, hey! You're 544 NCLILJES Fire it up fire it up 547 NCLILJES Thanks, Lil' Jesus. Hey, I had some questions for you� 548 NCLILJES Thanks for the compliment. I was just stopping by; I have to be going. 549 NCLILJES Yeah, I don't need you to tell me that. Just watch yourself. 560 NCLILJES Heeeey! How's it going, 562 NCLILJES You being helped, or do I got to call over one of the putas ta get you set up? Ha! 563 NCLILJES You being helped, or do I got to call over one of the waitresses ta get you set up? Ha! 567 NCLILJES No, I'm fine. Say, I had some questions for you, Jesus� 568 NCLILJES No, I'm good, thanks. Catch you later. 582 NCLILJES Eh? You looking to deal, slaver? Got some stock you wanna unload? 583 NCLILJES Me unload! Me unload! 586 NCLILJES Sure. Are you the one to talk to? 587 NCLILJES Not right now. I had some questions for you, though� 588 NCLILJES Not right now. Maybe later. 600 NCLILJES Heh. You been out squatting in the sun too long. Get. 601 NCLILJES Eh�right. You take care, amigo. I'll catch you later. 602 NCLILJES Eh�right. You take care, chica. I'll catch you later. 603 NCLILJES Heh. Maybe you oughta go back out and squat in the sun, tribal. Clear the air in here. 604 NCLILJES Okeee Doh-kee 620 NCLILJES Get outta here. 621 NCLILJES Come around here again, and I'll fill you so full o' lead even Superman couldn't see through you. 622 NCLILJES ::Plays with knife threateningly:: 623 NCLILJES ::Spits at your feet:: 624 NCLILJES You look like someone who don't know when they're about to die. 625 NCLILJES Beat it 'fore I waste you. 626 NCLILJES Come around here again, and I'll gut you. 640 NCLILJES (Picks fingernails with knife.) Questions�EVERYBODY got questions� 641 NCLILJES (Picks his teeth with a dirty fingernail.) Yeah? 642 NCLILJES Something on your mind? 643 NCLILJES What was that you were saying about the Mordino Family again? 1643 NCLILJES Who is this Mordino Family you were talking about? 644 NCLILJES I'm looking for a job. 645 NCLILJES What is there to do around New Reno to relax? 646 NCLILJES You know anything about Richard Wright overdosing on Jet? 647 NCLILJES Can you teach me knife fighting? 648 NCLILJES Nevermind. Catch you later. 660 NCLILJES Me? If you gotta ask�heh. Name's Jesus. Jesus Mordino. Same as my Dad, he's the BIG Jesus, head of WHOLE Mordino family here in Reno. So most call me Lil' Jesus. Prevents confusion, y'know? 661 NCLILJES Family Mordino? Who are they? 662 NCLILJES I've heard about your family. I hear you guys are a force to be reckoned with. 663 NCLILJES I'm looking for a job. Is Family Mordino hiring? 665 NCLILJES Know what there is to do around New Reno to relax? 666 NCLILJES I see. Say, I had some questions� 680 NCLILJES We Mordinos are gonna run New Reno�and Redding, too. You'll see. 681 NCLILJES Family MORDINO? You been taking too much Jet, homes? We Mordinos run New Reno�and Redding, too. 682 NCLILJES Family MORDINO? You been taking too much Jet, chica? We Mordinos run New Reno�and Redding, too. 683 NCLILJES Sounds like the Mordino family is the one to hook up with�can you set me up? 684 NCLILJES What do you mean about Redding? 685 NCLILJES Redding? Where's that? 686 NCLILJES Sounds like the Mordinos have a bright future. Say, I had some questions� 687 NCLILJES You Mordinos talk big, but got small cojones. What you got to say about that, LITTLE Jesus? 700 NCLILJES To the northwest, homes. 701 NCLILJES To the northwest, chica. 702 NCLILJES If you ain't been there, you ain't missing nothing. Bunch of no-neck miners who like to FLY, know what I'm saying? 703 NCLILJES Not really. What do you mean? 704 NCLILJES They're a bunch of chem reliants? 705 NCLILJES I hear you. I had some other questions� 706 NCLILJES I have to go. Later, Jesus. 720 NCLILJES Bunch of no-neck miners, dig in the dirt, but they like to FLY, know what I'm saying? 740 NCLILJES Them no-necks dig for gold, see, but what WE give them is better than gold, know what I'm saying? They give us ALL the gold they dig up just for a LEETLE Jet. Everybody happy. 742 NCLILJES Sounds like it. Look, I had some other questions� 760 NCLILJES Well, when they got their first taste o' Jet, they were. You can't have just one. 761 NCLILJES Where does the Jet come from? 762 NCLILJES I hear you. Look, I had some other questions� 780 NCLILJES The Jet? It comes from HERE. See, we don't dig for gold, we MAKE it: liquid gold. Jet. Worth a fortune to the miners, costs next to nothing to make. We ship it to Redding, they shoot up, they fly, they ship us gold. That simple. 781 NCLILJES How long has this been going on? It seems like you would have controlled all of Northern California by now if Jet was that habit-forming. 800 NCLILJES You're right about that�see, we didn't always HAVE Jet. But we stumbled across this kid - he took a look at the shitty chems we was selling and said he could do 'better.' And he did. Now he works for us. That simple. 801 NCLILJES Who is this kid and where is he? 820 NCLILJES Kid's name's Myron. As for where he IS, that's somethin' you don't need to know. 821 NCLILJES Kid's name's Myron. We got him set up in the stables, north of town, testing new chems. You could go over and see him if you want, but he's busy most of the time�either with the chems or the women. 822 NCLILJES Why don't you get smart and tell me anyway? 823 NCLILJES Got it. I had some other questions� 824 NCLILJES Myron, huh? All right then, Jesus. Thanks for the conversation. 840 NCLILJES The Desperado is the place to be, homes. We got the Jet, the games, the action�and we got all the putas you need right outside, wet and willing. Paradise, homes. Pair-a-dice. 841 NCLILJES The Desperado is the place to be, chica. We got the Jet, the games, and the action. You ain't need to go nowhere else. 842 NCLILJES So�you wanna re-lax, chica? Heh...then how 'bout you and me get down to some sweet love? 843 NCLILJES Tempting, but I haven't got ten seconds for your sweet love right now, Little Jesus. 844 NCLILJES I'm flattered, but no thanks. Say, I had some other questions� 846 NCLILJES I'm looking for a job. Know of any place that's hiring? 847 NCLILJES Thanks for the tip, thanks. 848 NCLILJES Why don't you start without me? I have to go. 860 NCLILJES Eh? What are you talkin ab --? (Gets it.) You fucking PUTA! You better get yo tramp ass outta here 'fore I carve you into so many pieces your own mother won't recognize you. 861 NCLILJES Eh? What are you talkin ab --? (Gets it.) You better get your ass out here, homes, 'fore I take my knife and give you a second smile on that neck of yours. 862 NCLILJES Try it and see what happens, LITTLE Jesus. 863 NCLILJES Try it, and I'll add so many scars to your face you'll look like a jigsaw puzzle. 864 NCLILJES Calm down�I was just kidding with you. 865 NCLILJES Chill. I had some other questions� 867 NCLILJES I'm leaving. Great talking to someone as cultured as you. 880 NCLILJES Ha! You all right, chica. You all right. Lil' Jesus gonna be keeping an eye on you�not that I couldn't help myself. What can I do for you? 881 NCLILJES First thing you can do for me is keep your eyes to yourself, LITTLE Jesus. I'd sooner consider humping a rock before touching that cratered landscape you call a face. 882 NCLILJES I'm looking for a job. Know of anyone who's hiring? 883 NCLILJES I had some other questions� 884 NCLILJES Actually, I have to be going. Good talking to you, Jesus. 890 NCLILJES (Checks you over, nods.) We're always looking for new blood�'specially new blood that's willing to spill blood, know what I'm saying? Go upstairs, talk to my Pa, tell him I sent you, and maybe we can do business. 891 NCLILJES (Checks you over, shakes head.) We don't hire chicas�'cept in certain positions. Try Pa upstairs, tell him I sent you. Maybe you can do some business. 892 NCLILJES Maybe so. Say, I had some other questions� 893 NCLILJES I'll go see him then. Later, Jesus. 900 NCLILJES I don't know. You don't look too strong to me�maybe you should try somewhere else, homes. 901 NCLILJES Naw...my mind's a blank. Our family ain't hiring, and the other families sooner'd kill you than listen to you. You outta luck, homes. 902 NCLILJES Naw...I don't know of no place hiring. You might try and find a pimp, MAYBE earn some cash charging rent on yer ass, y'know? 903 NCLILJES WE ain't hiring, but with a bod like that, you might try the Corsican Bros Studio up the street. (Grins.) But if you're looking for some quick chips, my room's upstairs... 904 NCLILJES All right then. I had some other questions� 905 NCLILJES Uh, I'll pass. I had some other questions� 906 NCLILJES I'd rather not, thanks. I had some other questions for you, though� 907 NCLILJES Oh, I bet it WOULD be quick. No thanks. 908 NCLILJES Nevermind then. Thanks anyway. 909 NCLILJES No thanks. I better be going. 920 NCLILJES Oh, so that makes it all better then, huh? (Spits at your feet.) Get the hell outta here 'fore I carve you. 921 NCLILJES Just try it and see what happens�LITTLE Jesus. 922 NCLILJES Calm down, Jesus�look, I had a few other questions� 923 NCLILJES I'm leaving. 924 NCLILJES You spit on my shoe? You fuck! I'm gonna teach you a lesson about respect, mother fucker. 930 NCLILJES No, not me�head on upstairs and see my Pa. He's the one you want to talk to. 931 NCLILJES And you are...? 932 NCLILJES All right then. Before I go, I had some questions� 933 NCLILJES Thanks. 940 NCLILJES FUCK you. Get outta my family's casino 'fore I carve my initials on your dead body. 942 NCLILJES Don't you threaten me, Jesus. 943 NCLILJES Hold on - I had some other questions� 944 NCLILJES Calm down, Jesus. I'm leaving. 950 NCLILJES That little piss-ass Wright kid? Ha! You trying to pin that shit on me? You outta luck; I ain't sorry the little fucker's dead, but I didn't have NOTHIN' to do with it. 951 NCLILJES Oh, yeah? Well, the Mordinos are the biggest suppliers of Jet in New Reno. That makes you the first ones who are gonna take the blame. 952 NCLILJES I don't believe you. I think you ARE the one responsible. You and the rest of the Mordinos. 953 NCLILJES Who do you figure might have done it? 954 NCLILJES Okay�look, I had some other questions� 955 NCLILJES All right then. Just asking. 965 NCLILJES (Eyes narrow.) Look now, I ain't had NOTHING to do with that kid's death. I don't know what you heard, but if I'd killed that kid, I woulda carved him up, not made him crash and burn on Jet, see? 966 NCLILJES Yeah, so what if we take the blame? Don't mean we DID it. Little shit took too much. I ain't sorry he's dead. And if ol' man Wright starts throwing down, we'll bury him right next to his junkie kid. 967 NCLILJES You're a real humanitarian, Jesus. 968 NCLILJES That's a GREAT attitude, Jesus. 969 NCLILJES You know who sold Richard the Jet that killed him? 970 NCLILJES Well, that certainly clears matters up for me. I had some other questions� 971 NCLILJES Thanks for the information, Jesus. You've been very helpful. 980 NCLILJES Yeah, Renesco�the "Rocketman." Sells so much Jet, he could shoot you to the moon. He's on the west side, in Salvatore territory. He don't like the Wrights none, and his chems ain't PURE, know what I'm saying? 981 NCLILJES He can't be the only dealer in a town this size. 982 NCLILJES West side, huh? I might stop by. I had some other questions, though� 983 NCLILJES All right. I'll check it out. Thanks, Jesus. 990 NCLILJES No, there's others, but Renesco's the one who done it. 991 NCLILJES What makes you say that? 992 NCLILJES Who are the other dealers? 993 NCLILJES Yeah, you said that already. Look, I had some other questions� 994 NCLILJES All right, Jesus. Thanks for the info. 1000 NCLILJES CAUSE he's a half-blind cracker with a mean streak a mile wide that sells BAD SHIT, that's fucking why. You go see him, you see what he says about the Wright kid, and THEN you'll see I'm right. 1001 NCLILJES What other dealers are there? 1002 NCLILJES I may do that. Look, I had some other questions� 1003 NCLILJES All right then, Jesus. I'll go check this Renesco out. 1010 NCLILJES There's Jules, front of town, peddles mostly to newcomers�n' Jagged Jimmy J, up on 2nd street by the gym�can't miss that punk-ass cause he cut his face up one night while on Jet�it's so bad his entire face is all scars. 1011 NCLILJES I hear you deal chems, too, Jesus. How come YOUR name wasn't on that list? 1012 NCLILJES What makes you think Renesco's responsible? 1013 NCLILJES Interesting. I had some other questions� 1014 NCLILJES Renesco, Jules and Jagged Jimmy J. Got it. Thanks for the information. 1020 NCLILJES CAUSE, mother fucker, I AIN'T a dealer. 1021 NCLILJES CAUSE I AIN'T a dealer, BITCH. 1022 NCLILJES I may sell Jet sometimes, but I'm Lil' Jesus MORDINO, not some two-bit Jet-pushing punk that's got to work ten customers a day just to make enough to eat. So FUCK you. 1023 NCLILJES You better watch your mouth with me, Jesus. 1024 NCLILJES Easy, easy, just curious�look, I had some other questions� 1025 NCLILJES All right then. Thanks for the information. 1030 NCLILJES (Lil' Jesus glances at the knife in your hand, shakes his head.) 1031 NCLILJES (The man glances at the knife in your hand, shakes his head.) 1032 NCLILJES *Tchhhh.* Don't you know how to HOLD a knife, homes? 1033 NCLILJES *Tchhhh.* Don't you know how to HOLD a knife, chica? 1034 NCLILJES Here, like this� (Adjusts your grip.) You need some instruction. 1035 NCLILJES (Look at knife. Look at ugly man. Look at knife.) You touch 1036 NCLILJES Kagagoogoo 1038 NCLILJES Really? Can you teach me? 1040 NCLILJES Actually, I had some questions for you, Jesus� 1041 NCLILJES Maybe some other time, thanks. 1050 NCLILJES Hmmmmm... 1051 NCLILJES I don't know, homes�I mean, I ain't got a lot of free time and knife fighting's an ART, y'know? 1052 NCLILJES I don't know, chica�I mean, I ain't got a lot of free time and knife fighting's an ART, y'know? 1053 NCLILJES I don't know, chica�I mean, I MIGHT be willing to make an exception for a woman such as yourself, but I ain't got a lot of free time�and knife fighting's an ART, y'know? 1054 NCLILJES I'll give you a hundred chips. 1055 NCLILJES I'll give you two hundred chips. 1056 NCLILJES My lovemaking's an art, too. Wanna swap styles? 1058 NCLILJES Actually, I had some questions� 1059 NCLILJES Some other time then�when I have enough chips to change your mind. 1060 NCLILJES Maybe some other time then, thanks. 1070 NCLILJES Hmmmmm. 200 and it's a deal. 1071 NCLILJES Naw...I was thinking about something ELSE, y'know? (His eyes drift down your body, licks his chapped lips.) 1072 NCLILJES Tell me you mean 200 chips. PLEASE tell me you mean 200 chips. 1073 NCLILJES Oh, you were thinking of sex? Well, keep thinking, cause it ain't gonna happen. 1074 NCLILJES Uh, okay. Let's do it. Anything for some added knife skill. 1075 NCLILJES All right. Here's the money. 1076 NCLILJES Nevermind. Uh, who are you, anyway? 1077 NCLILJES Forget it. I had some other questions� 1079 NCLILJES Maybe some other time, thanks. I REALLY have to be going. 1090 NCLILJES Hmmmm...all right, yeah, I'll do it. You look like you might have the cojones for it. Look, now, the first thing you gotta do is� 1091 NCLILJES Hmmmm...all right, yeah, I'll do it. You look like you might have the cojones for it�no offense. Look, now, the first thing you gotta do is� 1092 NCLILJES (Smiles, displaying the rotted remains of his teeth.) All right, yeah, I'll do it. You got some time right NOW, chica? Then let's get down to business� 1093 NCLILJES All right... 2000 NCLILJES Lil' Jesus shows you some vicious knife fighting tricks. You have become more skilled with knives. 2001 NCLILJES At the cost of your dignity, you have become more skilled with knives. You also desperately want a shower. 5200 NCLILJES ! Way to kick the Enclave's ass! 5201 NCLILJES , way to teach them dumb Enclave fucks how things are done DOWNTOWN. 5230 NCLILJES . 5240 NCLILJES ? Mordinos walk proud. 5251 NCLILJES ! Que pasa? 5253 NCLILJES ? 5254 NCLILJES . Where you been? 5255 NCLILJES . 5256 NCLILJES ? 5257 NCLILJES . You comin' wit us? 5271 NCLILJES . Lose 'em and walk, or else. 5273 NCLILJES s fuck with us, you'll be wormfood. Get outta here! 5276 NCLILJES ? She just got done kissing my ass. Now you better blow, too. 5280 NCLILJES , you better leave. 5320 NCLILJES ? With that right hook you got, you should walk tall. 5340 NCLILJES ? You're vicious. You got the MOVES, hombre. 5343 NCLILJES . 5344 NCLILJES . Other families see you coming, they'd cave in a sec. 5346 NCLILJES . You were *wasting* that guy. 5347 NCLILJES ? 5380 NCLILJES ? C'mon, walk tall. 5401 NCLILJES ! Que pasa? You gonna set me up with the Brothers, or what? 5402 NCLILJES , box office! 5404 NCLILJES �c'mon. I can *do* it. 5542 NCLILJES ! The big ol' fighter! Man, you're good! 5543 NCLILJES ! The nasty chica fighter! You're good, chica! 5560 NCLILJES ? 6035 NCLILJES s hand No TOUCH 7035 NCLILJES s hand 150 NCLLOYD You see a lean, hungry-looking man. He has a haggard look, and a thin coat of stubble covers his chin. 151 NCLLOYD You see Pretty Boy Lloyd. 152 NCLLOYD You see Pretty Boy Lloyd. He is watching you warily. 200 NCLLOYD Gotta get outta town� 210 NCLLOYD Who're you? What're you doing down here?! 211 NCLLOYD You again?! What're you doing down here?! 212 NCLLOYD Nuttin honey 213 NCLLOYD Me 214 NCLLOYD Wander off 215 NCLLOYD What are YOU doing down here? 216 NCLLOYD Calm down, friend, THEN we'll talk. Everything all right? 217 NCLLOYD You Lloyd? Pretty Boy Lloyd? 218 NCLLOYD Nothing. Just looking around. See you. 225 NCLLOYD Well, get outta here. And don't you be telling anyone you saw me, you hear? 226 NCLLOYD Me here. Now me gone! 230 NCLLOYD None of your business...friend. I suggest you just head right back up those stairs and forget we ever met. 231 NCLLOYD Me Forget. 4-get, four-git�uh�forget whut? 232 NCLLOYD Okee Dokee 233 NCLLOYD I don't care much for your suggestion�friend. What's the problem here? 234 NCLLOYD You sound like a man in trouble. I might be able to help you. 235 NCLLOYD You look like a man who values his privacy. For someone as talkative as I am, forgetting you could be very expensive. 245 NCLLOYD Problem? The problem's standing right in front of me. 246 NCLLOYD Now I'm not going to say it again, fella: Leave. 247 NCLLOYD Now I'm not going to say it again, sweetheart: Leave. 248 NCLLOYD You *threatening* me? Think VERY carefully before you answer. 255 NCLLOYD Problem? No problem, friend, no problem at all. Just looking for a little privacy is all. 256 NCLLOYD Problem? No problem, sweetheart, no problem. Just looking for a little privacy is all. 257 NCLLOYD Problem? Not at all. Just looking for a little privacy is all. Still�it WAS rude of me to turn away such a lovely lady. 258 NCLLOYD I think you DO have a problem. See, all this privacy makes it hard for anyone to hear what's going on down here. Maybe I'll just kill you, eh? 260 NCLLOYD For someone as talkative as I am, privacy can be pretty expensive. 261 NCLLOYD All right then. Sorry to bother you. 262 NCLLOYD You're right. It WAS rude. I'll be going now. 270 NCLLOYD (Eyes narrow.) 271 NCLLOYD If you came down here looking for trouble, you hit the jackpot, friend. 272 NCLLOYD If you came down here looking for trouble, you hit the jackpot, sweetheart. 273 NCLLOYD Hope you done paid your respects� 274 NCLLOYD You want some trouble? You GOT troub -- 283 NCLLOYD Uh...now, look�I'm not threatening anyone, and I'm certainly not looking for any trouble. 284 NCLLOYD I think you DO have a problem. See, all this privacy makes it difficult for anyone to hear what's going on down here. Maybe I'll just kill you, eh? 285 NCLLOYD You look like a man in trouble, and I might be able to help you. What do you say? 286 NCLLOYD You sound like a man who values his privacy. For someone as talkative as I am, forgetting you could be very expensive. 287 NCLLOYD All right then�sorry to bother you. 295 NCLLOYD Uh...hey, now�there's, uh, no need for that kind of talk. Maybe we can talk about something ELSE: how much your friend Lloyd can help you. 296 NCLLOYD I'm interested. You keep on talking. 297 NCLLOYD Not interested. I'm outta here. 298 NCLLOYD Forget it, Lloyd. Your number's up. Prepare to die. 305 NCLLOYD (The man's face turns pale. He swallows for a second�then lunges at you!) 306 NCLLOYD Son of a b - 315 NCLLOYD I got some chips�maybe a little money can clear the air between us, keep everything civil? 316 NCLLOYD Fine. Give me everything you got. 318 NCLLOYD Keep your money. I'm outta here. 325 NCLLOYD All right then, all right�(He reaches into pocket, pulls out some chips, then hands them over to you.)�now how about you take that money, head on upstairs and have a good time on Lloyd, you hear? 326 NCLLOYD Maybe you're deaf. I SAID, give me everything you got. 327 NCLLOYD Okay. Well, after I kill you. 328 NCLLOYD All right then. I'm outta here. 335 NCLLOYD Uh, now...that's all I got in the world, friend. I ain't got no more; I done gave it all to you. 336 NCLLOYD Don't screw with me, Lloyd. I KNOW you got more; you're a smart guy. Last chance: where's the rest? 337 NCLLOYD We'll see about that, Lloyd. I'm going to see what I find when I search your corpse. 345 NCLLOYD I�I said�ehh�all right now�I know where you can find more cash�it ain't mine, see, and it's more trouble than it's worth, but you want it, it's yours. 346 NCLLOYD Could be I know where it is you can find some cash�it ain't mine, see, and it's more trouble than it's worth, but you want it, it's yours. 347 NCLLOYD Keep talking and keep it interesting. 348 NCLLOYD Actually, I was just kidding about giving you a chance, Lloyd. I'm just going to kill you and let the spirits sort it out. 349 NCLLOYD I'm not interested in your double-talk brahmin shit. I'm outta here. 355 NCLLOYD All right then�it's on the Golgotha plain south of Reno, buried in one of the graves. Only I know where it is, though. 357 NCLLOYD Tell me. 358 NCLLOYD That's the biggest load of�oh hell, I'm just going to kill you, Lloyd and let the spirits sort it out. 359 NCLLOYD Oh, forget this horseshit. I'm outta here. 365 NCLLOYD Face the sign at the Golgotha crossroads, walk northwest until you hit the third grave, then head northeast until you hit the first stake. It's a grave near there, marked "Arch Stanton." Dig down about six feet, and you'll find it. 366 NCLLOYD Face sign, go northwest three graves, go northeast until the first stake, then look for "Arch Stanton"�all right, let's go, Lloyd. I need someone to dig, after all. 367 NCLLOYD All right then. I'm outta here. Make yourself scarce. (Let Lloyd leave.) 368 NCLLOYD That's all I needed to know�they'll be burying you at that grave in the morning. 375 NCLLOYD (Lloyd looks like he's about to say something, thinks better of it, then nods.) All right then. Seems I got no choice. Let's go. 376 NCLLOYD I have some stuff to take care of first. You wait here, I'll be back in a hour. (Leave, hide outside room, then see if Lloyd leaves and follow him.) 377 NCLLOYD I have some stuff to take care of first. You wait here, I'll be back. 378 NCLLOYD I'm right behind you. 385 NCLLOYD Hmmmmm. I don't know you, friend...but I'm thinking I'd like to. Name's Lloyd. Some call me Pretty Boy Lloyd, but that's them, not me. 386 NCLLOYD Hmmmmm. I don't know you, sweetheart...but I'm thinking I'd like to. Name's Lloyd. Some call me Pretty Boy Lloyd, but that's them, not me. 387 NCLLOYD Hmmmmm. 'm not fool enough to turn down help from a beautiful woman. Name's Lloyd. Some call me Pretty Boy Lloyd, but that's them, not me. 388 NCLLOYD Pleased to meet you. So...about my offer...? 395 NCLLOYD The Salvatore family and I had a�disagreement over my success at one of their gambling tables. I think the matter can only be settled by removing myself as far from New Reno as possible. 396 NCLLOYD Success at their gambling tables, eh? How much you win, Lloyd? 397 NCLLOYD How can I help? 398 NCLLOYD What's in it for me? 399 NCLLOYD I don't think I can help you, Lloyd. I think we better just forget we met. Goodbye. 405 NCLLOYD Hmmmm�you look well-equipped to serve as a bodyguard. Help me get out of town. Escort me to the Gologtha plain to the south, and I can pay you some chips for your trouble. 407 NCLLOYD Done. Let's go. (Follow him.) 415 NCLLOYD (Pales, then regains composure.) Enough to get them mad. Most was spent in bribes keeping the Salvatore thugs off of my back long enough to slip down here and hide. I've been afraid to show myself in town� 416 NCLLOYD (Looks surprised, then regains composure.) Enough to get them mad. Most was spent in bribes keeping the Salvatore thugs off of my back long enough to slip down here and hide. I've been afraid to show myself in town� 417 NCLLOYD I'll help you, but I'll want half that money you won, Lloyd. Don't cheat me on this if you know what's good for you. 418 NCLLOYD Give me half of what you won at the tables, and I'll help you, Lloyd. It's a fair exchange to see that you get out of town in one piece. 419 NCLLOYD All right, I'll help you. Let's get outta here. (Follow him.) 420 NCLLOYD I don't think I can help you, Lloyd. Goodbye. 425 NCLLOYD (Looks like he's about to say something, thinks better of it, then nods.) Seems I got no choice. Let's go. 427 NCLLOYD No, you wait here and keep quiet until I come back. I got to take care of some stuff, then I'll be back and we'll go on our field trip. 435 NCLLOYD (Stiffens.) Maybe. Who are you? I don't believe I've had the pleasure� 436 NCLLOYD (Stiffens, then raises an eyebrow.) Maybe. I'm certain I would have remembered you, miss. I don't believe I've had the pleasure�? 437 NCLLOYD Dispense with the bullshit, Lloyd. I'm here for the money you stole from Mr. Salvatore. 438 NCLLOYD Look, Lloyd, hand over the cash and I MIGHT forget I ever saw you until you're far away from here. 439 NCLLOYD Lloyd, Mr. Salvatore sent me here to get his money back and have me make an�example of you. It doesn't need to be that way...IF the two of us can come to an arrangement. 445 NCLLOYD All right�all right now� (Swallows.) It's on the Golgotha plains south of Reno, buried in one of the graves. Only I know where it is, though. 446 NCLLOYD Show me. 448 NCLLOYD That's the biggest load of�oh hell, I'm just going to kill you and find the cash on my own. 455 NCLLOYD Hmmmmmm. I don't think either one of us believes that� (Swallows.) But maybe I can trust you. The money's buried on the Golgotha plains south of Reno, in one of the graves. Only I know where it is, though. 459 NCLLOYD Oh, forget this horseshit. I'm leaving. Keep your cash and your secret and get out of my sight. 465 NCLLOYD Hmmmm. An 'arrangement' you say�all right, all right�what is it you want? 466 NCLLOYD I'll get you out of town for half of that money you won from Mr. Salvatore, Lloyd. 467 NCLLOYD I'll get you out of town in exchange for all the money you won from Mr. Salvatore, Lloyd. 468 NCLLOYD Aw, nevermind. I don't want anything - get outta here before I change my mind. (Pretend to leave, hide, then follow him.) 469 NCLLOYD Aw, nevemind. I don't want anything - get outta here before I change my mind. 475 NCLLOYD Well, now...hmmmm...seems I got no choice. I'm going to have to take you to where the money is, though, cause you won't find it otherwise. Let's go. 476 NCLLOYD I have some stuff to take care of first. You wait here, I'll be back in a hour. (Pretend to leave, hide, then follow him.) 477 NCLLOYD No, you wait here until I come back. I got to take care of some stuff, then I'll be back for you and we'll go on our field trip. 478 NCLLOYD I'm right behind you. (Follow him.) 555 NCLLOYD (Jumps.) Uh�ready to go? 556 NCLLOYD Yes. Let's go. (Follow him.) 557 NCLLOYD No, you wait here until I come back. I got to take care of some stuff first. 565 NCLLOYD And as for your offer, I COULD use some help. See, I need to get out of town, but things have been complicated because of a certain�misunderstanding... 566 NCLLOYD What misunderstanding? 585 NCLLOYD Time to get the hell outta Reno� 586 NCLLOYD Damn box� 587 NCLLOYD Heavier than I remember� 595 NCLLOYD Here we are� 596 NCLLOYD It's this one right here. 605 NCLLOYD Here we are�*whew*...the money's in�this grave here. 606 NCLLOYD Dig it up, Lloyd. 607 NCLLOYD Let me take a look at this grave first... 609 NCLLOYD Well, stand back and let me dig it out... 610 NCLLOYD Get outta here, Lloyd. This money's mine now. 615 NCLLOYD (Looks winded.) As...part of your�guard duties, I'd�be grateful if you'd...dig it up. 616 NCLLOYD Uh... 617 NCLLOYD There's two types of people in this world, Lloyd. Those with loaded guns and those that dig. 620 NCLLOYD All right then, I'll do it� 625 NCLLOYD (Lloyd mumbles under his breath, then proceeds to dig.) 626 NCLLOYD (Lloyd mumbles under his breath, then proceeds to dig...carefully. Less than a minute later, he pulls out a landmine from beneath the dirt and sets it aside. He shrugs sheepishly.) 627 NCLLOYD Thaaat's it. You're doing great. Keep it up. Dig a little faster. 628 NCLLOYD Nice one, Lloyd. KEEP digging. Let's see what else is under there. 635 NCLLOYD (A half-hour later, Lloyd has dug away enough dirt to reveal a small manhole cover set into the ground...you're certain you wouldn't have found it if Lloyd hadn't told you about it. Lloyd takes a deep breath and wipes his forehead.) Old...fallout...shelter. 636 NCLLOYD (A half-hour later, you have dug away enough dirt to reveal a small manhole cover set into the ground. You wouldn't have found it if Lloyd didn't tell you where to dig. As you uncover it, Lloyd speaks.) It's an old fallout shelter. Found it a week ago while checking out the area. 637 NCLLOYD Well, let me open this up, and we'll get down to business. 638 NCLLOYD Open the manhole, Lloyd. 645 NCLLOYD (The dirt around the grave looks like it has been disturbed recently. For some reason, the distance Lloyd is standing for the grave makes you wonder if it hasn't been trapped.) 646 NCLLOYD I think you should dig, Lloyd. 647 NCLLOYD Hmmmm. Let me take a closer look at the grave... 648 NCLLOYD Stand back, Lloyd. I'm going to start digging. 655 NCLLOYD (The dirt around the grave looks like it has been disturbed recently. This would make sense if Lloyd buried the chips here.) 665 NCLLOYD (You make an examination of the site, and brush away the dirt. As you do, you notice a landmine buried in the dirt. You disarm it carefully and stow it in your pack.) 666 NCLLOYD Forget about this, Lloyd? Let's see if you can forget THIS, dead man. 667 NCLLOYD I think YOU should dig, Lloyd. Get to it. 668 NCLLOYD I'll let this pass, Lloyd...this time. Now stand back while I keep digging. 675 NCLLOYD (The manhole cover opens with a rusty shriek, revealing a dark hole leading downwards.) 676 NCLLOYD Get in there, Lloyd. 677 NCLLOYD Stand back, Lloyd. I'm going in. 685 NCLLOYD (Lloyd frowns, thinks about making a comment, then shrugs and climbs down into the manhole cover.) 686 NCLLOYD Hurry up, Lloyd. 687 NCLLOYD HEY LLOYD, CATCH! (Drop the landmine down the hole.) 688 NCLLOYD I'm coming down after you, Lloyd. 695 NCLLOYD (You hear Lloyd grunting down below.) Hold on�almost got it� (There is the scraping of metal, then silence.) 696 NCLLOYD Get a move on, Lloyd. We haven't got all day. 698 NCLLOYD I'm coming down, Lloyd. 706 NCLLOYD All in a day's work... 715 NCLLOYD Right, right...all yours. No problem. I'm leaving. (Turns, then walks away. 716 NCLLOYD (Let him go.) 717 NCLLOYD (Shoot him in the back.) 1000 NCLLOYD After a long hike, you reach the Golgotha foothills. Once there, Lloyd leads you to one of the graves. 1001 NCLLOYD You follow Lloyd to Golgotha. Once there, he digs up one of the graves. 1002 NCLLOYD You lose Lloyd once you get outside of New Reno. 1050 NCLLOYD You let Lloyd leave. 5213 NCLLOYD Me 100 NCMASON You see Mason. 150 NCMASON You see a powerfully built middle-aged man with a receding hairline. 151 NCMASON You see Mason. He is watching you carefully. 200 NCMASON What're you doing up here? 205 NCMASON Well, check out this bouquet of assholes. 210 NCMASON Touch that door again, and I'll turn you into a torch. 215 NCMASON You can go on in�THIS time. 220 NCMASON You done walking in the wrong place, tribal. Get. 221 NCMASON This ain't no porn studio. Get. 222 NCMASON What're you doing here, punchy? Lose your way to the boxing ring? Get outta here. 223 NCMASON Get smart 224 NCMASON Oog make mission statement 225 NCMASON Wander off 226 NCMASON What's behind that door? 227 NCMASON I want to see Mr. Salvatore. 228 NCMASON Can I ask you where you get those laser pistols? 229 NCMASON Word is, you Salvatores poisoned that Wright kid. 230 NCMASON All right then, I'm leaving. 240 NCMASON Beat it, retard. I ain't gonna be telling you again. 241 NCMASON Tell me WHUT again? 250 NCMASON Life's full of disappointments. Now GET, capiche? 251 NCMASON (Sarcastic.) Behind that door? That door right there? Why, that's Mr. SALVATORE'S room. Now BEAT it. 252 NCMASON I want to see Mr. Salvatore. I want a job. 253 NCMASON Look, dipshit�do you still want to have your job tomorrow? I have some info about one of the other families in Reno that Mr. Salvatore's going to want to hear. So let me speak to him NOW. 254 NCMASON Where do you get those laser pistols? 266 NCMASON Boy, you must be dumber than SHIT to be talking to me like that. One more word, just ONE more word, and yer a torch. 267 NCMASON Girl, you must be dumber than SHIT to be talking to me like that. One more word, just ONE more word, and yer a torch. 268 NCMASON I SAID, I want to see Mr. Salvatore. 270 NCMASON (Leave quietly.) 275 NCMASON (His face reddens. He suddenly speaks to the air.) Excuse me, Mr. Salvatore, this is Mason. 276 NCMASON This�man�says he's got something you wanna hear. 277 NCMASON This�woman�says she's got something you wanna hear. 278 NCMASON (Wait...) 279 NCMASON (Attack Mason before he can continue.) 285 NCMASON Look, maybe you ain't HEARD, tribal, but this's Salvatore's place. MY job is to make sure the boss ain't bothered by yapping dogs like you. Now run back to yer tribe and cook up one of yer people for dinner. 295 NCMASON These pistols? Aw, gee, I can't rightly say. I just plumb forgot. (Scowls.) Look, tribal. If you don't shove off right now, I'm going to turn you into a torch. Now get. 298 NCMASON Okay! I'm going, I'm going. 299 NCMASON Leave quietly. 305 NCMASON I WARNED you, asshole, now you're... (Mason suddenly pauses, listening to something you can't hear. After a moment, his teeth clench.) Mr. Salvatore says you may come in... 1305 NCMASON . 306 NCMASON Oh, I'll be going in all right. After I kill you. 307 NCMASON Thanks, assholio, I'll be sure to mention your manners to Mr. Salvatore. 308 NCMASON All right then. 315 NCMASON (Mason stops you.) Look� (Leans in, lowers voice.) ...some ground rules, boy. 316 NCMASON Look� (Leans in, lowers voice.) ...Some ground rules, girl. 317 NCMASON Don't waste Mr. Salvatore's time, and don't give him any bullshit, or you'll answer to me. 318 NCMASON Understood. 319 NCMASON Yeah, yeah, whatever. Get out of my way. 325 NCMASON (Mason stops you again.) I ain't DONE yet. You show him RESPECT. You call him *Mr. Salvatore* at all times, and when he talks, you *shut up and listen.* Understand? 327 NCMASON Last chance, Mason: Get the hell out of my way. 335 NCMASON One day, you and me are gonna work out this problem you got with authority. 336 NCMASON I haven't got a problem. Everything's cool. 337 NCMASON Blow me. 345 NCMASON Awright, that DOES it, smartass! You crossed the line�(Cracks knuckles.)�now yer gonna get hurt. 346 NCMASON Hurt? William? 347 NCMASON Let's dance. 348 NCMASON No, YOU'RE the one who's gonna get HURT! You HEAR ME, MASON?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GONNA GET H -- 355 NCMASON Bout time you showed, boy. 356 NCMASON Bout time you showed, girl. 357 NCMASON Bout time you showed. Don't know why Mr. Salvatore would hire porn trash, but I ain't gonna question him on it. 358 NCMASON This bum that stole from Mr. Salvatore, his name's Lloyd. Mr. Salvatore wants him dead and that money he stole back. When you done the job, report back to ME, understand? Think you can handle that? 359 NCMASON Where can I find Lloyd? 360 NCMASON What does Lloyd look like? 361 NCMASON How much did he steal? 362 NCMASON Why aren't YOU tracking down Lloyd? 364 NCMASON Sure. Thanks, Mason. 365 NCMASON I can handle it. Now stand back and let me get to work. 366 NCMASON I already took care of the Lloyd "situation." 375 NCMASON Yeah? Like what? 381 NCMASON That's all I need to know. Thanks, Mason. 382 NCMASON That's all I need to know. Stand back and let me get to work, Mason. 390 NCMASON He's been laying low, so tracking him down's gonna be YOUR job, boy. 391 NCMASON He's been laying low, so tracking him down's gonna be YOUR job, girl. 392 NCMASON Best bet? Check some of the bars along Virgin street. Lloyd might be running another hustle there. 393 NCMASON I had some other questions� 400 NCMASON Lloyd? Hell�he's 'bout average height, white, brown hair. Last I saw him, he had a tan shirt, and dark brown scarf. He probably ain't changed his clothes since I saw him last. 401 NCMASON You know, oddly enough, that describes a LOT of people I've seen since I left Arroyo. 410 NCMASON Haw! You're telling me. Names are about the only way to tell people apart nowadays. You'd think there's only ten kinds of people in the world. (Leans in.) Way I figure it, there was some big cloning accident in the past. 420 NCMASON About a thousand chips. Now look, that ain't nothin' to Mr. Salvatore, but he's got this policy with regards to people who take ANYTHING from him. If I were you, I'd remember that. Mr. Salvatore's gonna want EVERY chip back. 430 NCMASON I been keeping my eyes open, but Lloyd's been pretty careful about keeping out of sight...from Salvatore eyes, anyway. I'm betting the boss figures you might have better luck, being new in town an' all. 431 NCMASON Yeah, whatever. I'm outta -- 432 NCMASON I had some other qu -- 433 NCMASON All right then, I'll go check -- 440 NCMASON All right then. 442 NCMASON That's all I need to know. Now back off and let me get to work. 465 NCMASON You found Lloyd yet? 466 NCMASON (Scowls.) You BETTER have some good news for me. You found Lloyd yet? 467 NCMASON (Scowls.) You BETTER have some good news for Mr. Salvatore or yer gonna be sleeping with the radscorpions. 468 NCMASON No, not yet. I had some more questions about Lloyd� 470 NCMASON Yeah, I found Lloyd. 472 NCMASON No, I think he left town with the cash. 473 NCMASON Not yet. Sorry to bother you. 480 NCMASON Hold on a minute there, speedy. I'll make this REAL clear so you can understand: Don't talk to me again until you find Lloyd. Or you're gonna make me mad. Now do your JOB. 481 NCMASON All right, all right� 482 NCMASON Bite me, Mason. 490 NCMASON I told you not to come back until you found Lloyd�I TOLD you. (Taps his head.) Are you stupid?! Must be, cause here you are talking to me again. Stupid�and DEAD. 491 NCMASON Let's go, shitheel. 492 NCMASON Bring it on. 493 NCMASON No, YOU'RE the one who's STUPID AND DEAD! You HEAR ME, MASON?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S STU -- 500 NCMASON (Stares at you in disbelief.) You screwed it up. We give you a simple job, and you screw. It. Up. 501 NCMASON You must be the STUPIDEST son of a bitch alive. 502 NCMASON You must be the STUPIDEST bitch alive. 503 NCMASON (Sneers, reaches for weapons.) Time to die, tribal. 506 NCMASON No, YOU'RE the one who's gonna DIE! You HEAR ME, MASON?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GONNA D -- 514 NCMASON Well, why the hell didn't you say so in the FIRST place, idiot? Go tell Mr. Salvatore what you found. 515 NCMASON (Nods, frowning slightly.) Well, awright then�go tell Mr. Salvatore what you found. 516 NCMASON Oh, REALLY? Is THAT what I should do? Thanks, Mason. Without you, I wouldn't even know how to get from place to place. Sheesh. Idiot. 517 NCMASON All right. 520 NCMASON You done the job yet? 525 NCMASON Go see Mr. Salvatore. He's waiting for you. 530 NCMASON Awright, then. You're gonna be a one-man collection agency. Drill's simple: Visit Renesco's Pharmacy on Commercial Row, collect the tribute, 1000 chips, then bring it back here. 531 NCMASON All right...anything else? 535 NCMASON You collect the tribute yet? 536 NCMASON (Frowns.) You collect the tribute yet? 537 NCMASON (Scowls.) You BETTER have the money this time, dipshit. Mr. Salvatore's waiting. 539 NCMASON Where was I supposed to collect from again? 540 NCMASON Renesco's giving me shit. Says he gave two weeks ago, and he shouldn't have to pay for another month. 542 NCMASON Uh...got it. Here's the money. 543 NCMASON Did it, but I don't have the money on me� 544 NCMASON Almost. I'll have it next time, Mason. 546 NCMASON I got your tribute right here...dead man. 555 NCMASON *Renesco's Pharmacy.* On the West Side. A thousand chips. Now get going. 556 NCMASON That's all I need to know. Now stand back and let me get to work, Mason. 565 NCMASON Hold on a minute there, speedy. I'll make this REAL clear so you can understand: Don't talk to me again until you get that money from Renesco. Or you're gonna make me mad. Now do your JOB. 575 NCMASON I told you not to come back until you got that money�I TOLD you. (Taps his head.) Are you stupid?! Must be, cause here you are talking to me again. Stupid�and DEAD. 585 NCMASON (Mason's eyes narrow.) So friggin' what? You tell him who you worked for? 586 NCMASON Yes. 587 NCMASON Well, no. 595 NCMASON Then did you SHOW him who you worked for? 596 NCMASON Show him? 598 NCMASON Uh, no. I'll have it next time, Mason. 605 NCMASON What, I gotta hold your HAND?! Easiest goddamn thing in the world, and you come crying to me 'May-son, May-son, so and so ain't paying his tribute.' 606 NCMASON Now hold on... 615 NCMASON (As soon as he sees you, Mason sneers.) Just the dumb mother fucker I was looking for. 617 NCMASON You can't collect tribute from dead people. (Reaches for his weapons.) You done screwed up but GOOD. 618 NCMASON Yeah, well, I was getting tired of you anyway... 619 NCMASON No, YOU'RE the one who's DONE SCREWED UP BUT GOOD! You HEAR ME, MASON?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S DONE FU -- 625 NCMASON (Mason nods, seems disappointed.) Heh. Thought we'd bled ol' Renesco of his last dime. All right then, well�take it in to the boss. (Frowns.) Go on now. 635 NCMASON Get outta here. Mr. Salvatore don't want to do business with you no more. 640 NCMASON Awright, the boss says you're coming along on a little TRANSACTION we're doing. Make sure you come armed�don't bring no pea-shooters�then come back and talk to me. 642 NCMASON Mr. Salvatore said you were to give me a laser pistol. 643 NCMASON What is this transaction were doing? 644 NCMASON I'm ready to go right now. Let's do it. 645 NCMASON Give me some time to get ready, and I'll come back. 655 NCMASON Yeah, that's the word. Here you go�don't be playing with it, neither. You hurt ANYONE with that thing, and I'll shoot you dead. 656 NCMASON Can you teach me how to use this? 658 NCMASON All right then, I'm good to go. Let's do it. 665 NCMASON (Sneers.) If the boss didn't tell you, then you ain't gotta know. So shut your hole�and don't be telling anyone about what's going on, neither, or I'll make sure you never say anything again. 675 NCMASON Let's go then. 676 NCMASON Follow him and the other Salvatores into the desert... 685 NCMASON Make sure you hurry up. We only got a 24 hour window before the deal's off. You miss it, and I'll make sure you rot in Golgotha. 686 NCMASON Don't you worry. I'll be there. 695 NCMASON You got enough beauty sleep? Maybe NOW yer ready to go? 696 NCMASON What is this transaction were doing again? 697 NCMASON Yes. Let's do it. 698 NCMASON I need a little more time, then I'll be back. 699 NCMASON Can you teach me how to use this pistol? 705 NCMASON I been itching to kill you for a LONG time� I WARNED you what would happen if you were late. 706 NCMASON Well, pardon fucking me for not having a watch. 707 NCMASON No, YOU'RE the one was WARNED! You HEAR ME, MASON?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WAS WARN -- 715 NCMASON Why izzit you gotta question every thing I say?! Look: The OTHER party at this transaction ain't gonna be hurt by these lightbringers, okay? So make sure you have something ELSE with you. 725 NCMASON (Grunts.) Goddammit�look, first off, hold it like THIS. (Adjusts your grip.) Now, the loading chamber is here�(After an hour, and some practice, Mason has improved your skill with Energy Weapons.) 726 NCMASON So, why do I need something other than this? These pistols seem pretty powerful. 728 NCMASON Well, I'm good to go. Let's do it. 729 NCMASON All right then. Give me some time to get ready, and I'll come back. 735 NCMASON (Grunts.) Hey, there� 736 NCMASON Take the items. 745 NCMASON Also, we Salvatores�we got a special UNDERSTANDING with Miss Kitty down at the Cat's Paw. And Eldridge over at the weapons store�and at Renesco's. (Winks.) Have fun. 746 NCMASON Thanks, Mason. 747 NCMASON Gee, Mason, thanks�except next time, why don't you call me, "sir?" I'd like that. HA HA HA HA HA HA... 748 NCMASON Gee, Mason, thanks�except next time, why don't you call me, "ma'am?" I'd like that. HA HA HA HA HA HA... 755 NCMASON Hello�sir. 756 NCMASON Hello...ma'am. 765 NCMASON (Mason pauses, listening to something you can't hear. After a moment, his teeth clench.) Mr. Salvatore says you may come in, 766 NCMASON Thanks, assholio. I'll be sure to mention your manners to Mr. Salvatore. 775 NCMASON (Eyes narrow.) Of course, if you're IMPLYING I ain't doing my JOB, then you and I can have a discussion up close and personal right now. Mr. Salvatore ain't gonna ask what happened to your sorry ass. 776 NCMASON I'm not implying that you aren't doing your job, splinterdick. I'm TELLING you. 777 NCMASON Calm down. I was just curious. 778 NCMASON This conversation is starting to bore me. I'm outta here. 785 NCMASON Don't let gramps give you any bullshit�if he does, tell him you work for Mr. Salvatore. That should clear up any misunderstandings. You got that? 786 NCMASON Got it. Now stand back and let me get to work. 795 NCMASON Grow some BALLS, boy, and take *care of it.* 796 NCMASON Shoulda figured this would happen, sending a woman to do man's work. Quit your *bitching* and take *care of it.* 797 NCMASON I'll take care of it, then. Thanks, Mason. You've been a BIG help. 798 NCMASON I'll take care of it, then. 799 NCMASON Oh, I'll take care of it. Starting with you. 805 NCMASON Poor Mr. Salvatore...he was gettin' pretty old. Guess he finally breathed his last. 806 NCMASON *Snff*...Mr. Salvatore...he was like a Dad to me. 807 NCMASON I loved that wheezing old cripple. Now he's dead, and he'll never know how I felt. 815 NCMASON (Sneers when he sees you.) I heard Renesco had an "accident." Word on the street you had something to do with it. Just so you know, he was one of OURS, tribal. I figure you owe us...in blood. 818 NCMASON No, YOU'RE the one who's gonna RETIRE! You HEAR ME, MASON?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GONNA R -- 825 NCMASON (Mason's face goes stone cold, then he reaches for his weapons.) 826 NCMASON I don't think you'll find killing ME as easy as poisoning that kid... 835 NCMASON Nevermind. The job was canceled. Get outta here. 840 NCMASON Glad you finally got back. The boss wants to see you. 5735 NCMASON . Mr. Salvatore sent word of yer promotion. Congrats. I got some stuff for you�lessee�(He hands you an armload of items.) Careful with that stuff� 100 NCMCGEE You see an elderly man. 101 NCMCGEE You see Old Man McGee. 150 NCMCGEE You see an elderly man. He looks angry and is mumbling to himself. 151 NCMCGEE You see Old Man McGee. He looks angry and is mumbling to himself. 200 NCMCGEE You sumabitch! Ye took all o' me luck! 201 NCMCGEE I'll kill you! Take this, ye raider! 202 NCMCGEE Think I ain't got the sand, whippersnapper? C'mon then! 203 NCMCGEE Dog and son uva dog! 204 NCMCGEE I'll knock the wind outta you, shove it back in, then kick it outta ye again. 205 NCMCGEE You want some of Old McGee, whippersnapper? 206 NCMCGEE I got yer number, you little cocksucker. 207 NCMCGEE I'm gonna whale the holy, howling tar outta you. 208 NCMCGEE You want some of me, that it? I'll fix your wagon. 209 NCMCGEE I'm gonna cut the fig off you, fella. 210 NCMCGEE I'm gonna geld you like a brahmin. 225 NCMCGEE You sodabottle whore! Ye done stole mah luck! 226 NCMCGEE I got yer number, you little slut. 227 NCMCGEE Yer lookin' to catch my fist, girlie? 228 NCMCGEE Gonna smack you up, girlie. 235 NCMCGEE Goddurn piece o' brahmin shit! 236 NCMCGEE Friggin' one-armed raider! Pay ol' McGee! 237 NCMCGEE Stop holdin out on ol' McGee, darling� 238 NCMCGEE House's gainst me again! 239 NCMCGEE C'mon now, girl, be good to McGee now� 240 NCMCGEE Give me sum luv, sweetheart. 241 NCMCGEE I done ast you fer the payoff, c'mon now! 242 NCMCGEE Jest one more pull� 243 NCMCGEE Gonna GIT my goddurn chips, iffen it takes all year� 244 NCMCGEE Pox on yore hide, ye one-armed bandit! 245 NCMCGEE Mebbe I has a chanst today� 246 NCMCGEE Tomorry's got to have a pretter face. 247 NCMCGEE Today's I gonna win. Lady Luck sez it's nigh-on certain. 248 NCMCGEE ::Bangs machine:: 255 NCMCGEE Touch my machine again, and ah'll see yer hide rottin' in Golgotha. 256 NCMCGEE You jest better stay the hell away from my machine, if you know what's good fer you... 260 NCMCGEE Dammit! Ah'm broke again! 261 NCMCGEE House's gainst me again! 262 NCMCGEE Need ta git some more chips� 263 NCMCGEE Goddurn machine! Keeps taking all my chips� 270 NCMCGEE You done have my apology, stranger. Luck be with ya. 271 NCMCGEE Sorry I lost my temper. Desert sun makes a man say some damn awful things. 272 NCMCGEE ::Tips an imaginary hat:: 277 NCMCGEE You! You the one who done hit the jackpot on MY machine! The one I been playing fer *five goddamnable years* and ain't never got one goddurn chip outta it! 278 NCMCGEE Ernnhh? 279 NCMCGEE Now, hold -- 285 NCMCGEE I pumped all me life savings inta that one-armed little slut and she ain't even give me the time o' day. Then YOU come along n' take it all! 286 NCMCGEE I got yer number, you little cocksucker! 287 NCMCGEE I got yer number, you little dimestore slut! 288 NCMCGEE Hunh? Little koksuker? Me BIG koksucker 289 NCMCGEE Hunh? Where slut? Me have dime 290 NCMCGEE No me koksucker. Me 291 NCMCGEE No me slut. Me 292 NCMCGEE Calm down, Mr. McGee. Can we talk about this? 293 NCMCGEE Calm down now, sir. Can we talk about this? 294 NCMCGEE Look, I won the money square and fair. 295 NCMCGEE Hold on a minute. How about I give you the money I won? 296 NCMCGEE Cocksucker? COCKSUCKER?! Gramps, you're gonna need surgery to get my boot outta your ass. 297 NCMCGEE Slut? SLUT? Gramps, you're gonna need surgery to get my boot outta your ass. 298 NCMCGEE Whatever. I'm leaving. 305 NCMCGEE Talk?! TALK?! What in HELL do we have to talk about, you goddamned thief! 307 NCMCGEE Look, I won the money square and fair, gramps. Don't like it? That's YOUR problem. 309 NCMCGEE Thief? Gramps, you better watch your tongue before I shove it down your throat. 310 NCMCGEE Forget it then. I'm leaving. 315 NCMCGEE Boy, we ain't gonna talk about SHIT. Only thing yer gonna be doin' is catching bullets. 316 NCMCGEE Girlie, we ain't gonna talk about SHIT. Only thing yer gonna be doin' is catching bullets. 317 NCMCGEE (Reaches for his rifle, clutches air) Eh? Where the hell is my rifle�? 318 NCMCGEE Let me show you... 325 NCMCGEE Square and fair, my lily white ASS! Boy, you gone and done signed yore own death warrant! 326 NCMCGEE Square and fair, my lily white ASS! Girlie, you gone and done signed yore own death warrant! 335 NCMCGEE What? (Blinks) You talkin' about givin' me my winnings back? All 473 chips? 336 NCMCGEE Uh, how about 250 chips? 337 NCMCGEE Sure. All 473 chips. Here ya go. 338 NCMCGEE Well, I can't yet. I don't have that much on me. 339 NCMCGEE Forget it. I'm leaving. 347 NCMCGEE Hmmmmmm. Wahl, now�that ain't nowhere near what I lost to that machine, but that don't sound like too bad a deal to me. 348 NCMCGEE All right then, boy. 250 chips, and that'll settle things jest fine. 349 NCMCGEE All right then, girlie. 250 chips, and that'll settle things jest fine. 350 NCMCGEE All right then. 355 NCMCGEE No dice, boy. I'm a-taking my winnings back right now. 356 NCMCGEE No dice, girlie. I'm a-taking my winnings back right now. 367 NCMCGEE (Blinks as chips change hands) Well, now...hell, I don't know what to say. 368 NCMCGEE That was mighty kind of you, boy...er, mister. I� 369 NCMCGEE That was mighty kind of you, girlie...er, miss. I� 370 NCMCGEE Yes? 375 NCMCGEE Don't you DARE turn yore back on me, boy! 376 NCMCGEE Don't you DARE turn yore back on me, girlie! 387 NCMCGEE Eh? What do you want, boy? 388 NCMCGEE Eh? What do you want, girlie? 389 NCMCGEE Eh? What in damnation ye be wantin' now, boy? 390 NCMCGEE Eh? What in damnation ye be wantin' now, girlie? 391 NCMCGEE Who you 392 NCMCGEE wanna play machine 393 NCMCGEE Wander off 394 NCMCGEE Who are you? 395 NCMCGEE What are you doing? 396 NCMCGEE Mind if I give it a pull? 397 NCMCGEE Nothing. Sorry to bother you. 405 NCMCGEE (A series of symbols roll by on the slot machine, and there is a *bzzzzt*) Dammmit! Stubborn machine! I'm gonna get my chips back anyday now� 407 NCMCGEE go now! By-yye 409 NCMCGEE Uh�how long have you been doing this? 410 NCMCGEE Nevermind. Sorry to bother you. 417 NCMCGEE Close now to five years�I reckon anyday now this machine's gotta break, and when it DOES� Paydirt! Heh-heh! 418 NCMCGEE Uh, good luck to you then. 419 NCMCGEE Greeeeeat. Talk to you later then. 427 NCMCGEE (Sneers) Let you touch my machine? N' Jinx mah luck?! Hell, no! Git outta here! 428 NCMCGEE All right then... 435 NCMCGEE Damn slobberin' retard! I'm taking that money back right now! 445 NCMCGEE Looks like I'll be taking my money off yer corpse then, boy! Get ready ta eat lead! 446 NCMCGEE Looks like I'll be taking my money off yer corpse then, girlie! Get ready ta eat lead! 455 NCMCGEE I pumped alla me life savings inta that one-armed little slut and she ain't even give me the time o' day. Then YOU come along and take it all! 465 NCMCGEE Desert sun can make a man say sum downright terrible things, and you done have my apology right here and now. (Tips an imaginary hat respectfully.) 466 NCMCGEE Luck be with you, mister. 467 NCMCGEE Luck be with you, miss. 468 NCMCGEE All right then. Apology accepted. 100 NCMCKNEE You see a boxer. 101 NCMCKNEE You see Pete "The Hurricaine" McKneely. 150 NCMCKNEE You see what seems to be a heavily-muscled white man. He looks so weak you could knock him out with a slice of pizza. 151 NCMCKNEE His jaw gleams like glass. 152 NCMCKNEE He looks as if he wouldn't last seven seconds in the ring. 153 NCMCKNEE He looks like you could knock him out with a slice of pizza. 200 NCMCKNEE *Hnffff* 201 NCMCKNEE *Hnrggg* 202 NCMCKNEE ::Flexes:: 203 NCMCKNEE I'm bushed 204 NCMCKNEE I'm tired 205 NCMCKNEE *Phewwww* Rough day 206 NCMCKNEE Working out always makes me tired 207 NCMCKNEE Fighting exhausts me 208 NCMCKNEE Better go polish my glass jaw 300 NCMCKNEE ::The boxer looks at you and covers his jaw:: 301 NCMCKNEE ::The boxer looks at you and rubs his jaw:: 302 NCMCKNEE Working out always makes me tired 303 NCMCKNEE I'm okay if my manager can come in the ring and stop the fight 304 NCMCKNEE I'm Pete. Pete "Defeat" McKneely. 305 NCMCKNEE I like pizza, but I have to be careful with the crust 306 NCMCKNEE I opened the door this morning and the wind knocked me out 307 NCMCKNEE Fighting exhausts me 308 NCMCKNEE Better go polish my glass jaw 309 NCMCKNEE If I keep training, I can last TEN seconds in the ring 100 NCMORMEN You see one of Mordino's men. 101 NCMORMEN You see Ramirez. 150 NCMORMEN You see a sunburned man with a lot of stubble and flaking skin. He's glancing around nervously. 151 NCMORMEN You see one of Mordino's men. 152 NCMORMEN You see one of Mordino's men. He looks a little jumpy. 153 NCMORMEN You see one of Mordino's men. He looks nervous. 154 NCMORMEN You see one of Mordino's men. He looks like he hasn't slept in a while. 160 NCMORMEN You see a shifty-looking man with spiky black hair. He is glancing around nervously. 200 NCMORMEN Yo! 201 NCMORMEN Fuckin'-A, 202 NCMORMEN ::Gives you thumbs up sign:: 203 NCMORMEN ::Whistles:: 205 NCMORMEN How do you take a piss with that thing on? 210 NCMORMEN Nice piece you got there, 215 NCMORMEN What you creeping around for, eh, 220 NCMORMEN Got any Jet on you, homes? 221 NCMORMEN Hey, 222 NCMORMEN Sure could use a drink. Damn� 223 NCMORMEN Sheee-it, it's hot. 224 NCMORMEN Any news from the top, eh, 230 NCMORMEN Yo! Cabron! You looking for th' Angel o' Death? Beat it! 231 NCMORMEN What the fu�you! You, what're you doing here? 232 NCMORMEN Yo! Puta! You looking for th' Angel o' Death? Beat it! 235 NCMORMEN Yo! Sorry hombre, you can't be carrying that around in here. 236 NCMORMEN Yo! Homes, put that thing away 'fore you start making people nervous. 240 NCMORMEN Yo! Chica, you can't be carrying that around in here. 241 NCMORMEN Yo! Chica, put that thing away 'fore you start making people nervous. 245 NCMORMEN What the hell you sneaking around for, 250 NCMORMEN What you sneaking around for, chica? With that right hook you got, you should walk tall. 255 NCMORMEN Where you learn to fight, 256 NCMORMEN You got the cojones of a Mordino. 257 NCMORMEN Last fight was something out of an epic, hombre. 258 NCMORMEN Watch out for the Masticator. He likes to eat ears. 259 NCMORMEN Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Thaz you, right there, 260 NCMORMEN I used to fight in the ring, but I hurt my arm, so I don't fight no more, y'know? 261 NCMORMEN Y'know, the Mordinos could use some muscle like you, 262 NCMORMEN Where you from, you fight like that? You're good. I mean, GOOD. 263 NCMORMEN You should talk to Lil' Jesus about a job, 264 NCMORMEN Bet on you, best money I ever placed. You were throwing down like nobody's business. 265 NCMORMEN Saw you fight in the ring, 266 NCMORMEN How much you bench, 267 NCMORMEN Where you work out, eh? 268 NCMORMEN I'd get you a drink if I hadn't blown all my money betting on your opponent. 269 NCMORMEN Where you learn to fight, chica? You're vicious. You got the MOVES. 270 NCMORMEN You got the spirit to be a Mordino. 271 NCMORMEN Last fight was something out of an epic, chica. 272 NCMORMEN Where you work out, eh? Need a spotter? 273 NCMORMEN Watch out for the Masticator. He likes to eat ears�he's one sick fella. 280 NCMORMEN Hey, hey, hey! Chica, you need to me to put that weapon away for you? 281 NCMORMEN What, you want me to strip search you and all? C'mon, shoulder that iron 'fore I have to get rough. 285 NCMORMEN What the hell you sneaking around for, 290 NCMORMEN No way you're sneaking by a Mordino with a bod like that, chica. 295 NCMORMEN Your film wasn't bad, but you obviously need a few pointers from me. 296 NCMORMEN Give a good word to the brothers for me, allright? 297 NCMORMEN Hey, 298 NCMORMEN I'm ready, I'm available, you put me in a movie, okay? We're talking box office, 299 NCMORMEN I am the ultimate Latin lover. There is no Latin lover like me. 300 NCMORMEN Talk to the Brothers about me, 301 NCMORMEN I hear Tommy the Balls wants to give you a private screening. 302 NCMORMEN So how about you and me doing a film? I'll treat you right, chica. I show you what a Latin lover can do. 303 NCMORMEN Why don't you stop by after work? 304 NCMORMEN You got any friends? 305 NCMORMEN You are doin' the right thing, brushing up with the Mordinos. We're going places. 306 NCMORMEN You need some Jet? I can set you up, chica. 307 NCMORMEN Chica, there ain't nothing I wouldn't do for you�c'mon, now. Give me a leetle kiss. 308 NCMORMEN Need some chems? Hootch? Some chips? I can set you up. I'm co-nnected, see? 315 NCMORMEN Don't be showing iron around here, friend. Put that away. 320 NCMORMEN Don't be sneakin' around, slaver, all right? You're among friends. 325 NCMORMEN Yo! You dumb or something? Put that thing away before I haveta hurt you. 326 NCMORMEN You lookin' for a backalley lobotomy? Put that thing away. 327 NCMORMEN Yo, chica! You dumb or something? Put that thing away before I haveta hurt you. 330 NCMORMEN What the hell you sneaking around for? You looking to get shot? 335 NCMORMEN What you sneaking around for, chica? You looking to get shot? 340 NCMORMEN Get that rolling trash can outta here. 341 NCMORMEN No bots allowed in here. Beat it. 342 NCMORMEN That robot's gonna be scrap if it stays. 345 NCMORMEN I THOUGHT I smelled mutant. Get him outta here 'fore we get mad. 346 NCMORMEN You a mutant lover? His place is OUTSIDE. Or else. 347 NCMORMEN That mutant looking to become target practice? Stick around and he'll get his wish. 350 NCMORMEN I THOUGHT I smelled something rotting. Get that ghoul boy o' yours outta here. 351 NCMORMEN Get that stinky ghoul outta here. Now. 352 NCMORMEN That ghoul ain't outta here in a minute, he's gonna be deader than he already is. 355 NCMORMEN I auditioned for the part of one of the major NPCs, but I only got this bit NPC part. I hope I don't get typecast. 356 NCMORMEN New Reno was designed by Chris Avellone and scripted by Tom French. They're a coupla sick fellas. 357 NCMORMEN Yo! 358 NCMORMEN Fuckin'-A, 359 NCMORMEN Heard the Corsican Brothers are lookin' for you. 360 NCMORMEN I thought the President was just a legend. 361 NCMORMEN You look like you've been through hell and back. Relax a little. You deserve it. 362 NCMORMEN Man, those Enclave bastards are lucky they didn't mess with the Mordinos. 370 NCMORMEN Got any Jet on you, homes? 371 NCMORMEN How's it hanging? Hangs like a hammer, man, thaz all. 372 NCMORMEN Heh? ::Spits:: Whazzup, 373 NCMORMEN Good t'see you, 374 NCMORMEN Sure could use a drink. Damn� 375 NCMORMEN Y'know, same old, same old. How's with you, 376 NCMORMEN Sheee-it, it's hot. 377 NCMORMEN Big Man Mordino doing all right? Tell him I'm looking out for him, eh, 378 NCMORMEN Plugged a scorp last night. Nearly stung me, it did. 379 NCMORMEN Bishops mess with us, they gonna be worm food, right? 380 NCMORMEN Any news from the top, eh, 381 NCMORMEN When we gonna whack some Bishops, eh? My gun's getting rusty. 382 NCMORMEN Them Salvatores walk 'round like they own Reno. They need to be taken back to school, you know? 383 NCMORMEN I hear Tommy the Balls is in town. Better lay low. 384 NCMORMEN You got any Jet on you, chica? I'm dyin' over here. 400 NCMORMEN You got some cojones coming around here. I suggest you lose 'em and walk. 401 NCMORMEN Your mother shoulda been in a kennel, from the looks of you. 402 NCMORMEN You look like a man who don't know when he's about to die. 403 NCMORMEN Hijo de puta� 404 NCMORMEN You talking to me? You talking to me? 405 NCMORMEN Talk to me again, and I'll fill you so full o' lead even Superman couldn't see through you. 406 NCMORMEN ::Spits at your feet:: 407 NCMORMEN You think you can just walk up and talk to a Mordino, chat it up? Beat it. 408 NCMORMEN Talk to me again, and I'll kill your family, your dog, then you. Twice. 409 NCMORMEN ::Spits at your feet:: 410 NCMORMEN You think you can just walk up and talk to a Mordino, chat it up? Beat it. 411 NCMORMEN Talk to me again, puta, and I'll fill you so full o' lead even Superman couldn't see through you. 412 NCMORMEN Ain't you better be getting back to your kennel, puta? 413 NCMORMEN You must be the stupidest puta in all th'world to even talk to me. 414 NCMORMEN Hija de puta� 420 NCMORMEN Naw, I ain't the guy to talk to about slaves�you should talk to Lil' Jesus. 421 NCMORMEN When are you going be bringing down some good-looking slaves? Sorry crop last season, slaver. Shabby. 422 NCMORMEN Mordinos don't need no slaves to get it on. Course if you got any you need to unload� 423 NCMORMEN I ain't the person to talk to about dealing with slaves. 424 NCMORMEN You're doin' the right thing, brushing up with the Mordinos. We're going places. 425 NCMORMEN How's things at the Den, eh? 430 NCMORMEN Looking for work, eh? Talk to Lil' Jesus. 435 NCMORMEN Look, I ain't your compadre, so don't be talking to me no more. 436 NCMORMEN Mordinos ain't got no friends except Mordinos. Blow, tribal. 437 NCMORMEN Blow, tribal. 438 NCMORMEN I ain't got TIME for you right now. 439 NCMORMEN Get outta here. 440 NCMORMEN Tribal trash� 441 NCMORMEN What the hell YOU want, tribal? 442 NCMORMEN I ain't got TIME for you right now. 443 NCMORMEN Get. 444 NCMORMEN Tribal trash� 445 NCMORMEN I ain't gonna give you any Jet no matter how much you beg. Git. 446 NCMORMEN Look, I AIN'T your brother, so don't be talking to me no more. 447 NCMORMEN Look, I need a whore, I'll go buy one. Now git, chica. 448 NCMORMEN Mordinos ain't got no friends except Mordinos. Blow, puta. 449 NCMORMEN Blow, puta. 460 NCMORMEN (Looks up as you approach, sneers.) You lookin' for trouble, homes? 461 NCMORMEN (Looks up as you approach, sneers.) You lookin' for trouble, chica? 462 NCMORMEN You Ramirez? Big Jesus gave me this package to give to you. 463 NCMORMEN No trouble. I'll be going. 470 NCMORMEN (Takes box.) 'Bout time. We runnin' almost outta Jet. (Sniffs, coughs slightly.) Can't imagine where it all goes...eh? 471 NCMORMEN Yeah, well, you take care now -- 472 NCMORMEN Judging by your Jet cough and the way you're rubbing your nose, I am at a loss to say where all the Jet delivered here goes. 473 NCMORMEN Big J, see, he takes care of us, eh? Just last week, I caught three slaves who was dumb enough to run. So I gets a reward, see? Heh. And you ain't get sheee-it. You jest bend and fetch. Me, I'm a GUARD. 474 NCMORMEN Yeah, great. You take care, now. 475 NCMORMEN I wonder if Big Jesus realizes how those three slaves might have escaped under the NOSES of such perceptive, Jet-reliant guards such as yourself. 476 NCMORMEN Ramirez...be careful what you say to me, all right? Don't let your mouth get your ass into trouble. 480 NCMORMEN (Blinks.) Eh...? What you say? 481 NCMORMEN Nothing you'd understand or I'd care to repeat right now. You take care, okay? 482 NCMORMEN I said, "I wonder if Big Jesus realizes how those slaves might have escaped under the NOSES of such perceptive, Jet-reliant guards such as yourself." 490 NCMORMEN (Blinks, smiles in confusion.) Eh? Yeah, yeah. I'm sharp, see...per-septive...I'm a GUARD, right? 491 NCMORMEN Yeah, you mentioned that before. If I were you, Ramirez, I'd do all humanity a favor and take that entire box of Jet all at once. See you. 492 NCMORMEN Boy, am I glad someone had the wisdom to give you all automatic weapons. Makes me feel safe. Later, Ramirez. 493 NCMORMEN (Blinks.) Eh...? What you say? 494 NCMORMEN Forget it. Go squat on a firearm and pull the trigger, all right? 495 NCMORMEN Nothing. If I were you, Ramirez, I'd do all humanity a favor and take that entire box of Jet all at once. See you. 496 NCMORMEN (Walk away.) 500 NCMORMEN (As you turn away, Ramirez grunts.) Hey! This box's been opened! 501 NCMORMEN You skimmin', homes? 502 NCMORMEN You skimmin', chica? 503 NCMORMEN No one messes with Ramirez, you hear me?! 504 NCMORMEN Yeah, I hear you. But not for much longer. 505 NCMORMEN Those are piss-poor last words, Ramirez. 600 NCMORMEN You delivered Big Jesus's package to Ramirez. 1200 NCMORMEN ! Way to kick the Enclave's ass! 1201 NCMORMEN , way to teach them Enclave bastards how things are done DOWNTOWN. 1210 NCMORMEN . 1215 NCMORMEN ? Mordinos walk proud. 1221 NCMORMEN ! Que pasa? 1224 NCMORMEN ? 1245 NCMORMEN ? With that right hook you got, you should walk tall. 1255 NCMORMEN ? You're vicious. You got the MOVES, homes. 1259 NCMORMEN . 1261 NCMORMEN . Other families see you coming, they'd cave in a sec. 1263 NCMORMEN . 1265 NCMORMEN . You were WASTING that guy. 1266 NCMORMEN ? 1285 NCMORMEN ? C'mon, walk tall. 1297 NCMORMEN ! Que pasa? You gonna set me up with the Brothers, or what? 1298 NCMORMEN , box office! 1300 NCMORMEN � c'mon. I can DO it. 1357 NCMORMEN ! Way to kick the Enclave's ass! 1358 NCMORMEN , way to teach them Enclave bastards how things are done DOWNTOWN. 1372 NCMORMEN ? 1373 NCMORMEN . Where you been? 1375 NCMORMEN ? 1377 NCMORMEN ? 100 NCMYRGRD You see a guard. 150 NCMYRGRD You see a bored-looking guard. He looks like he would rather be anywhere else. 151 NCMYRGRD You see one of Myron's bored-looking guards. 152 NCMYRGRD You see one of Myron's bored-looking guards. He looks like he would rather be anywhere else. 200 NCMYRGRD Touch my shit again, and I'll kill you. 205 NCMYRGRD Go on in. Everything's cool. 206 NCMYRGRD Head on in. It's cool. 210 NCMYRGRD Grab for that door again, and you'll pull away a stump. 211 NCMYRGRD Get away from there. 215 NCMYRGRD Hey, Myron. You takin' a walk? 216 NCMYRGRD Watch yourself, Myron. 217 NCMYRGRD Don't get into any trouble, Myron, awright? 218 NCMYRGRD Don't go too far, Myron. 225 NCMYRGRD Hey, 5225 NCMYRGRD ! Whazzup? 230 NCMYRGRD It's one of the 5230 NCMYRGRD s! Waste 'em! 235 NCMYRGRD You got some cojones coming around here. I suggest you lose 'em and walk. 236 NCMYRGRD You look like a 240 NCMYRGRD Ain't you better be getting back to your 241 NCMYRGRD You look like a 245 NCMYRGRD Put that weapon away�unless you WANT trouble. 250 NCMYRGRD Intruder! 260 NCMYRGRD Get that rolling trash can outta here. 261 NCMYRGRD No bots allowed in here. Beat it. 262 NCMYRGRD That robot's gonna be scrap if it stays. 270 NCMYRGRD I *thought* I smelled mutant. Get him outta here 'fore we get mad. 271 NCMYRGRD You a mutant lover? His place is OUTSIDE. Or else. 272 NCMYRGRD That mutant looking to become target practice? Stick around and he'll get his wish. 280 NCMYRGRD I *thought* I smelled something rotting. Get that ghoul boy o' yours outta here. 281 NCMYRGRD Get that stinky ghoul mother fucker outta here. Now. 282 NCMYRGRD That ghoul ain't outta here in a minute, he's gonna be deader than he already is. 290 NCMYRGRD ::Whoa.:: Check THAT out. 291 NCMYRGRD Hey, chica, you looking for some company? 292 NCMYRGRD Wanna waste some time with us, chica? 293 NCMYRGRD ::Howls like a wolf when he sees you:: Awooooooo! 300 NCMYRGRD What the hell do you want, slaver? Slaves are upstairs. 305 NCMYRGRD What happened to Myron? 310 NCMYRGRD Myron still sleeping it off? 311 NCMYRGRD I'm bored. 312 NCMYRGRD Catch the fight last night? 313 NCMYRGRD Can't wait until this shift is over. 320 NCMYRGRD Help you with somthin', amigo? This area's off-limits. 321 NCMYRGRD Well, well, well�we got us a star in our midst. You got an appointment with Myron, chica? 322 NCMYRGRD Help you with somthin', chica? This area's off-limits. 323 NCMYRGRD (The guard smiles, looks you up and down.) Got an appointment with Myron, chica? 324 NCMYRGRD Me want world peace 325 NCMYRGRD Me want to go past door 326 NCMYRGRD Hoo Yoo 327 NCMYRGRD Wander off 328 NCMYRGRD Off-Limits? What's behind that door? 329 NCMYRGRD I'm here to see Myron. 330 NCMYRGRD I'm here to see Myron. I have a badge. 331 NCMYRGRD I'm here to see Myron. Me and him got a "special appointment," see? 332 NCMYRGRD Sure do. You gonna keep me standing here, handsome, or have your eyes had their fill yet? 333 NCMYRGRD I'm sorry? What appointment? 334 NCMYRGRD Sorry, wrong room. I'll be going now. 350 NCMYRGRD You escape from your stall, slave? Maybe you better get your ass back upstairs before we put you in one of the cages. 351 NCMYRGRD ME WANT WORLD PEACE ME WANT WORLD PEACE 352 NCMYRGRD ME SAY ME WANT TO GO PAST DOOR 353 NCMYRGRD HOO YOO 354 NCMYRGRD Shamble off 360 NCMYRGRD (Readies weapon.) I'm gonna enjoy this. I ain't beaten a slave for at least an hour� 361 NCMYRGRD (Readies weapon.) I'm gonna enjoy this. I ain't killed no one for two days� 362 NCMYRGRD YOO ONE WHO GET HURT 363 NCMYRGRD SMASH 364 NCMYRGRD Try and run. 365 NCMYRGRD Pal, you're about to get the ass whipping of a life time. 370 NCMYRGRD (Sneers.) Sorry. "Need-ta-know" basis. Now get lost�amigo. 371 NCMYRGRD (Sneers.) Sorry. "Need-ta-know" basis. Now get lost, chica. 374 NCMYRGRD Let me by. I have to get past that door. 375 NCMYRGRD All right, all right. 380 NCMYRGRD Oh, you ARE, are you? Well, goddamn, why didn't you say something earlier? We could have avoided this talk altogether, and I could have told you to piss off right from the start. 381 NCMYRGRD Myron's expecting me. You better let me see him, or you'll hear about it later. 390 NCMYRGRD Nah. You ain't gonna see him. Now piss off before you make me angry. 391 NCMYRGRD Can you at least give him a message for me? 400 NCMYRGRD Nope. Now piss OFF, you little shit. 401 NCMYRGRD I'm staying until you let me in. In fact, I'd like to see you TRY and move me. 402 NCMYRGRD I'm staying until you let me in. In fact, I'd like to see you sorry sacks of shit TRY and move me. 404 NCMYRGRD All right. 411 NCMYRGRD Neither have I� 412 NCMYRGRD Defend yourself. 425 NCMYRGRD Yeah? Lemme see. Hmmmm. (Checks badge, shrugs.) All right, but keep it quick. Myron's busy, and he don't like being disturbed. 426 NCMYRGRD Got it. 435 NCMYRGRD (Eyes roam up and down your body.) Yeah, for now�heh heh�though, I might need ANOTHER fill a little later on. When you're done inside, that is. 436 NCMYRGRD I'll�keep that in mind. Can I head on in? 437 NCMYRGRD We'll see, all right? 445 NCMYRGRD Sure, sweetheart. Head on in. 446 NCMYRGRD Yeah, head on in. 447 NCMYRGRD Thanks. 455 NCMYRGRD You? Ha! Chica, unless Myron suddenly went blind, you ain't going in there. I know his tastes, right? He ain't interested in any skanky Jet-begging whore. 457 NCMYRGRD Look, I'm here to see Myron. I have a badge. 458 NCMYRGRD I'll be going now. 465 NCMYRGRD Oh, sorry. Thought you were someone else. What do you want, chica? 466 NCMYRGRD What's behind that door? 475 NCMYRGRD Myron expecting you? 5476 NCMYRGRD ! Myron's right behind that door. He expecting you? 477 NCMYRGRD Yes. Can I head on in? We have business to discuss. 478 NCMYRGRD No, not right now. Take care, you guys. 485 NCMYRGRD Myron ain't in. 5486 NCMYRGRD , whatzzup? Oh, hey�Myron ain't in. 487 NCMYRGRD Can I head in anyway? 495 NCMYRGRD (Shrugs.) I don't care. If you wanna wait for him, go ahead. I don't know when he's gonna be back�or if he is gonna be back. 5236 NCMYRGRD man who don't know when he's about to die. 5240 NCMYRGRD kennel, puta? 100 NCNIKKI You see Darlin' Nikki. 125 NCNIKKI You see one of the casino dealers. 150 NCNIKKI You see Darlin' Nikki. 0 NCNIKKI You see Darlin' Nikki. She winks at you. 160 NCNIKKI You see Darlin' Nikki. She motions for you to come over and play. 170 NCNIKKI You see one of the casino dealers. 180 NCNIKKI You see one of the casino dealers. She motions for you to come over and play. 200 NCNIKKI ::Cheers:: 210 NCNIKKI Hello, [MM]. Can I help you with�anything? 220 NCNIKKI Looks like this one's already gambling with his life. 230 NCNIKKI Hey, muscles. You looking to spend some chips? 250 NCNIKKI Hey there, movie man. You looking to spend some chips? 270 NCNIKKI Hey there, sweetie. You looking to spend some chips? 290 NCNIKKI Well, you're crazy for coming in here, but�place your bets. Minimum bet 5 chips. Place your bets� 310 NCNIKKI Uh, very well, sir. Come back soon. 320 NCNIKKI Very well, sir. Come back soon. 330 NCNIKKI Sorry, sir. Better luck next time. 340 NCNIKKI Winner! Well done, sir! 350 NCNIKKI Winner! You've doubled your money! Well done, sir! 360 NCNIKKI Winner! You've tripled your money! Luck is in the house tonight! Well done, sir! 370 NCNIKKI What do you want now? You here to waste my time, or you gonna place a bet? 380 NCNIKKI Yeah, I heard he's DEAD. That what you want to hear, killer?! Huh?! Now you gonna place a bet or bullshit me some more? 390 NCNIKKI Then that's a bet you'd LOSE, sweetheart, but if you're as stupid as you are ugly, you'd probably bet anyway. I ain't seen that bum since he conned Mr. Salvatore. 400 NCNIKKI Sweetheart, I TOLD you that I don't know where he is. Now, look, I'm WORKING here, so go back to whatever rock you -- 410 NCNIKKI You touch me, and Mr. Salvatore will skin you alive. 420 NCNIKKI What are you talking about? 430 NCNIKKI Look, LIKE I SAID, I don't know where he is. But *maybe* I heard he used to have a room at the Desperado. You might find something there. Now, if you don't mind, I got to get back to work. 440 NCNIKKI Look, I just STARTED working here, and I can't recognize every card counter and two-bit cheat that walks in. I gotta pretty good line on shitheads like you, though. 450 NCNIKKI Yeah, you take enough Jet, and everything seems suspicious, don't it? 460 NCNIKKI You get the hell outta here right now. I ain't got nothing else to say to you. 470 NCNIKKI You talk smooth...but so do snakes. MAYBE I know where Lloyd is, MAYBE I don't. You got 500 chips? 480 NCNIKKI COULD be that Lloyd still has my take, and I ain't sure he's gonna give it to me. So COULD be that - for 500 chips - I COULD tell you where his lying ass is hanging out. 490 NCNIKKI (Pockets the money) Check the boiler room in the basement of the Desperado. That's where the son of a bitch was going to run if things got hot. 500 NCNIKKI Would you get outta here?! People see us talking like this, then THEY'RE gonna talk. Understand? 510 NCNIKKI Go to hell, then! I ain't got nothing else to say to you, EVER. 100 NCORVILL You see Orville Wright. 150 NCORVILL You see a well-dressed gentleman. He looks perpetually pissed off. That's probably why his brown hair is graying around the edges. 151 NCORVILL You see a grumbling Orville Wright. He looks like he is about to pull out what remains of his hair. 152 NCORVILL You see a grumbling Orville Wright. He looks upset and is sighing a lot. 200 NCORVILL Get away from there! 210 NCORVILL Kids, get away! It's a hitman! 211 NCORVILL You're gonna die, you sonuvabitch. 212 NCORVILL Come into my house, will you� 213 NCORVILL So they send you to do their dirty work� 214 NCORVILL You two-bit hitman, this is your last job� 220 NCORVILL Marriage ain't a word. It's a life sentence. 221 NCORVILL Damn Salvatores� 222 NCORVILL Where are those damn kids� 223 NCORVILL Anybody seen Christopher around? Tell that boy I want to see him. Now. 224 NCORVILL I wonder if our marriage is legally binding� 225 NCORVILL Profits this quarter are down�better start watering down the hootch. 226 NCORVILL Need more ethyl alcohol. And less Ethyl Wright� 227 NCORVILL Salvatores are being quiet� 228 NCORVILL Where the hell is that woman? Ethyl! Ethyl! 229 NCORVILL Need to stop cursing around the kids... 230 NCORVILL We're gonna have to expand distribution if we're gonna stay on the Reno map... 231 NCORVILL If Christopher gives me any more backtalk... 232 NCORVILL Bring me my book. 233 NCORVILL Poor Richard� 234 NCORVILL Is a little peace and quiet too much to ask?!! Keep it down! 240 NCORVILL (Wrinkles cover this old man's face...it looks like any expression other than a scowl is foreign to him. Only a few brown hairs are left in his thick gray hair.) 241 NCORVILL Start talking, tribal. Who are you and what do you want? 242 NCORVILL Start talking, slaver. Who are you and what do you want? 243 NCORVILL Me 244 NCORVILL Boogity boogity 245 NCORVILL Yoo Boo Hoo Yooooo 246 NCORVILL Kootchie Kootchie Koooo 247 NCORVILL Who hell you 248 NCORVILL I'm a simple traveler�looking for work. 249 NCORVILL The name's 250 NCORVILL Actually, I seem to have entered the wrong room. I'll be leaving now. 260 NCORVILL (Scowls.) Get outta my sight. You come around here again, I'll have you shot, you hear me? 262 NCORVILL Uh-uh 263 NCORVILL You kiss mommee with that mouth? 264 NCORVILL You betta NOT shoot me. Shooting me just makes me ANGREE 265 NCORVILL Go way n' find sumone else to talk to who izint such a meanie 275 NCORVILL (When he sees you, Mr. Wright's face breaks into a snarl and he starts shouting.) 276 NCORVILL (Mr. Wright's face breaks into a snarl and he starts shouting.) 277 NCORVILL Boys! We got a visitor lookin' for a plot of land in Golgotha! Get in here! 278 NCORVILL Get in here, boyz! Me wanna play 279 NCORVILL Whoa, now hold on�! 280 NCORVILL That DOES it! I'm sick of your bullshit. You'll be dead before your little boys can get here. 281 NCORVILL They won't get in here in time to save your life... 282 NCORVILL Excuse me. Me and the exit have an appointment. 290 NCORVILL Yeah, maybe you BETTER leave, and quickly. If you're still here in five seconds, I'll have you shot, you hear me? 291 NCORVILL Yeah, seems like you got this habit o' coming in and stepping out. Maybe we better take care of that problem o' yours. 292 NCORVILL I'm going. 293 NCORVILL What do you m --? 294 NCORVILL My thoughts exactly. Time for you to die. 300 NCORVILL No SHIT? (Sneers.) Well, pleased to meet you, "simple traveler." Glad you stopped by, damn neighborly of you. (Sneer crumbles into a frown as he scopes you out.) Looking for work in family Wright, huh? 301 NCORVILL No SHIT? (Sneers.) Well, pleased to meet you, SLAVER. Glad you stopped by, damn neighborly of you. (Sneer crumbles into a scowl.) We don't deal with your kind, you hear? Now, get out! 302 NCORVILL Yes, I -- 303 NCORVILL Actually, I seem to have entered the wrong room. Pardon me. 304 NCORVILL Hold on a minute, I haven't FINISHED talking to you yet. I� 305 NCORVILL All right. Looks like I'll be going. 310 NCORVILL No SHIT? (Sneers.) Well, pleased to meet you, " 311 NCORVILL Yes, I -- 320 NCORVILL So happens MY family IS family Wright. Blood thicker than water and all. (Scowls.) 321 NCORVILL What makes you think I'd want tribal trash like you in my family? I got all the hitmen I need. 322 NCORVILL What makes you think I need a piece of tribal ass like you in my family? I got enough whores to suck off all of Northern Cali. 323 NCORVILL Give me a test, then. Let me prove myself. 324 NCORVILL Looks like I came to the wrong place. I'll be going now. 330 NCORVILL (Studies you for a moment.) All right. Maybe you not being in the family could be a good thing. (Scowl fades.) You got children? 331 NCORVILL Not to my knowledge. 332 NCORVILL Not to my knowledge. I think I'd remember. 340 NCORVILL One of my sons�my boy, Richard, passed away recently. Chem overdose. Jet. 341 NCORVILL How can I help? 342 NCORVILL Uh�I don't really see how I can -- 350 NCORVILL I want to know what dealer gave that SHIT to Richard and forced him to take it. Every time I send my boys to find out, they turn up nothin'. Maybe somebody who ain't got Wright blood could get some answers. 351 NCORVILL Uh, "forced him to take it?" 352 NCORVILL I'll take the job. 353 NCORVILL No, this job isn't my style. I better be going. 360 NCORVILL (Face turns red.) My boys are clean, and they know to stay away from that shit, or I'll kill them. Then SUDDENLY, Richie ODs. Someone pumped a ton of Jet in him, so much that fumes was runnin' outta his nose. 361 NCORVILL Well�that doesn't mean someone else is responsible. Your son could have taken too much. Jet is highly habit-forming. 362 NCORVILL Hmmm. I'll take the job. 370 NCORVILL (Nods.) All right then. Now look: You find that son of a bitch who killed my boy, don't you touch 'im�you just come back and TELL me the dead man's name. (Eyes blaze.) I'LL take care of it from there. 371 NCORVILL We haven't talked a price. 372 NCORVILL Any leads? 373 NCORVILL Find the person who gave him the Jet, don't hurt them, just come back and tell you. Got it. 380 NCORVILL Yer right, we ain't talked price, cause you ain't done nothing BUT talk. I'm letting you prove your worth. Do your job, and you don't need to worry about money. I give you my word as a Wright. 383 NCORVILL Forget this, then. Only fools work for nothing. I'm out of here. 390 NCORVILL (Eyes blaze.) No�everybody's too scared to talk�to a Wright, anyway. If I were you, I would 'question' some of the Reno chem pushers, see what they know. That Jet came from SOMEWHERE. 391 NCORVILL Any pushers you suspect? 393 NCORVILL Look, this job isn't my style. I better be going. 400 NCORVILL You again. You find out who killed my boy? 401 NCORVILL Not yet. I'm working on it. 402 NCORVILL Yeah, it was Jules, the dealer at the front of town. 403 NCORVILL Jagged Jimmy J, the dealer on 2nd Street. 404 NCORVILL That old geezer, Renesco the Rocketman. 405 NCORVILL Lil' Jesus Mordino. He deals Jet. 406 NCORVILL Your son didn't die of an overdose. He was poisoned. 415 NCORVILL That so? Word is, the bastard's ALREADY dead, but I ain't telling you nothing new. I TOLD you not to touch him - you screwed up. Now, YOU'RE dead. 416 NCORVILL Wait -- 417 NCORVILL Oh, yeah, well -- 425 NCORVILL That bastard's seen his last days. Come morning, he'll be dead. But he'll be a LONG time dying� 426 NCORVILL Now, about the price for doing my work� 427 NCORVILL No less than he deserves. 428 NCORVILL Uh, but Renesco didn't give Richard the Jet...he didn't know who it was for...it was the SALVATORES that poisoned your son. 435 NCORVILL I owe you�I owe you. 436 NCORVILL Well now, before I get into specifics, let's settle accounts first� 437 NCORVILL Here's a little cash for your trouble, plus some ammo, liquor from my private stock� and another job for you, if you're interested. 438 NCORVILL I'm interested. 439 NCORVILL No thanks. I'll see you around. 445 NCORVILL If you come back here again and you ain't done what I asked, I'll see you hang in Golgotha, tribal. NO ONE wastes my time. You understand me? 446 NCORVILL If you think you can jerk me around on this, tribal, you're dead wrong. I've HAD it with your bullshit. (Starts shouting.) Boys! Get in here! 447 NCORVILL Understood. 448 NCORVILL I'm not the one for this job, Mr. Wright. Find somebody else. 449 NCORVILL Fuck this job, fuck your dead chem-using son, and fuck you. I'm outta here. 451 NCORVILL That DOES it! I'm sick of your bullshit. You'll be joining your dead chem-using son in hell. 453 NCORVILL Get out of here. 465 NCORVILL It so happens, not too long ago, I came across a map that shows an old army base in the mountains not far from here. You find a way in there, and I'll see that you're taken care of� 466 NCORVILL Okee Dokee Mister Orderville 467 NCORVILL go. 468 NCORVILL All right. I'll go check it out. 469 NCORVILL Why should I go? Didn't you send somebody already? 470 NCORVILL Not interested, thanks. Goodbye. 471 NCORVILL I already found a way to get inside the base. There's a lot of old weapons and military hardware there, all for the taking. 472 NCORVILL I already found a way inside the base. Problem is, there was an... accident... the base is contaminated. 480 NCORVILL (Mr. Wright's expression tightens for a moment, then he snorts.) Heh. Not exactly. The fellas I got the map from are dead. They were a tough bunch, but they all got wiped out tryin' to get inside the base. 481 NCORVILL They didn't even get INSIDE? 485 NCORVILL Yeah, the only survivor said�shortly before his unfortunate death�said that there were some kind of super gun turrets guarding the entrance. Wiped out most of his boys. 486 NCORVILL What happened to the survivor? 487 NCORVILL Hmmmm. I'll have to be careful then. I'll take the job. 488 NCORVILL Forget this. No one said it would be that dangerous. 495 NCORVILL Oh, ol' Sam Pritchard? Sad story. Got drunk one night, mentioned to my boy Keith he'd found this 'base,' and 'fore y'know it, he draws me a map and DIES. He's sleeping in Golgotha now. 496 NCORVILL Seems like Reno's filled with sad stories these days. I'll take the job. 497 NCORVILL Y'know, it's stories like that that make me realize I really can't take this job. Later, Wright. 505 NCORVILL (Shakes his head.) Too bad. You come back and see me if you change your mind. 506 NCORVILL I'll do that. 515 NCORVILL (Wright smiles when he sees you.) You change your mind about that proposition I had? 516 NCORVILL What was this proposition again? 517 NCORVILL No, just stopping by. I'll be going now. 525 NCORVILL (Nods, smiles.) All right then. Come back when you found a way in, and I'll see you're well rewarded. Now, as for the location of the base�head north, then� (Gives you the coordinates for the army base.) 526 NCORVILL All right. I'll go check it out. When I find a way inside, I'll be back. 535 NCORVILL Ah, it's you. You got some good news for me? You find a way into that army base? 536 NCORVILL If you're back and ain't done what I asked, then you're in for a world of hurt. 537 NCORVILL Not yet. 538 NCORVILL Yes. I managed to get inside and found a lot of old weapons and military hardware there. It's all there for the taking. Now, about my payment� 539 NCORVILL I got inside the base, but there was an�accident�the base is contaminated. 540 NCORVILL Sorry. I'll return once I get inside the Army base. 541 NCORVILL Screw this job, and screw you. I'm outta here. 550 NCORVILL If you ain't DONE what I asked, then what in HELL are you doing back here?! I need you to crack that base, so don't be coming back here until you've done it! 551 NCORVILL All right. I'll return once I get inside the Army base. 560 NCORVILL If you come back here again and you ain't done what I asked, I'll see you hang in Golgotha, tribal. NO ONE wastes my time. You understand me? 561 NCORVILL Sorry? SORRY?! That don't cut it this time, tribal. If you think you can waste my time, you're wrong. I can get someone else to fill your shoes. (Shouts at door.) Boys! Get in here! 562 NCORVILL Understood. I'll be back when I've done the job. 575 NCORVILL . I like it, I like it. It's got style. Now you stop on by the Cat's Paw and New Reno Arms, and they'll take care of you. You need free hootch, head on by the train station, too. I'll set you up. 576 NCORVILL Thanks. I'll do that. 580 NCORVILL (Eyes gleam.) You done good, 581 NCORVILL An 'accident?' Aw, hell, I don't even want to know. Get outta here and don't ever come back. 582 NCORVILL Thanks, Mr. Wright. If I'm a Made Man, then I'd like to be called� 583 NCORVILL All right then. 584 NCORVILL So what do you want us to call ya? 590 NCORVILL (Smiles when he sees you.) 591 NCORVILL Sure. How are things with you, Mr. Wright? 592 NCORVILL Sure. I was just stopping by, Mr. Wright. You take care, sir. 600 NCORVILL (Chuckles.) Not bad, not bad. My wife is still being a holy terror, but that's nothing new. The joys of marriage. 601 NCORVILL I understand. Well, I was just stopping by, Mr. Wright. You take care, sir. 610 NCORVILL Angry? Hell, yes, my goddamn wife just went berserk on one of my stills. Don't know how the hell she found out, but� 611 NCORVILL Angry? Hell, yes, some low-down sonuvabitch destroyed one of my stills. Don't know how the hell he pulled it off, but� 612 NCORVILL Angry? Hell, yes, my customers are dropping off...literally. Something's wrong with the alcohol, and I think it's killing people. I wonder if the fermenting process is poisonous... 613 NCORVILL She probably just stumbled across it. Dumb luck, no doubt! I don't think anyone told her, nope. Very unlikely. 614 NCORVILL Well, those old machines break down all the time! I don't think anyone did it on purpose. Very unlikely. 615 NCORVILL Well, it certainly couldn't have anything to do with radscorpion venom leaking into the vats from a severed radscorpion tail being dropped in there. I wouldn't dwell on it. 620 NCORVILL Funny you should ask. My son got a gun from somewhere�I think it's one of the other families, trying to get him to shoot himself or his old man. When I catch the bastard� 621 NCORVILL Uh, a gun? Really? You're right, sir, probably one of the other families gave it to him. Be hard to track down whoever did it, though. I wouldn't pay it any mind. 625 NCORVILL (Nods.) Probably nothing. Aw, well� 626 NCORVILL Sure. Oh, well, I was just stopping by, Mr. Wright. You take care, sir. 630 NCORVILL (Frowns.) Way I see it, it was probably a Mordino pusher�that goddamn family controls nearly all the Jet in Reno. I'd scope out the Desperado, see what dealers hang out round there. 640 NCORVILL Wh -? "Poisoned?" What in hell's name are you talking about? 641 NCORVILL I inspected your son's body. Jet didn't kill him...his body still had traces of radscorpion venom in it. 642 NCORVILL I found this Jet canister that Richard used� er, was used on Richard. There were traces of radscorpion venom in the cartridge. 643 NCORVILL I found a Jet canister that Richard used� er, was used on Richard. There were traces of radscorpion venom in the cartridge. 644 NCORVILL He was poisoned with radscorpion venom. The Jet overdose was just a cover for the poisoning. 650 NCORVILL "Inspected my son's body?" 651 NCORVILL Yeah, I had to open his grave to do an autopsy. 652 NCORVILL Uh�you know, I DIDN'T. I misspoke. "Son's body?" I meant "somebody's." Yes, that's what I meant. 653 NCORVILL This might not be the best time to discuss this. I'll talk to you later. 660 NCORVILL You ghoulish son of a bitch� 661 NCORVILL You ghoulish bitch� 662 NCORVILL you just earned YOURSELF a plot o' land on Golgotha. IF they find all the pieces. (Starts shouting.) Boys! Get in here! And bring yer knives! 663 NCORVILL Hold on! Can't we talk about this? 664 NCORVILL You're going to need more than knives to take me down� 665 NCORVILL Excuse me. The exit and I have an appointment. 670 NCORVILL Assuming I believe this for a second... and I ain't saying I AM... then who POISONED my son? And why did they go to the trouble of dosin' him with Jet? 671 NCORVILL Word is it was the Salvatores. They pumped him with Jet laced with radscorpion venom, then left him for you to find. 672 NCORVILL I don't know which of the Salvatores did it. Renesco doctored up some Jet for them, not knowing they'd use it to poison your son. 673 NCORVILL I don't know. 680 NCORVILL Now why in hell would they do that? 681 NCORVILL Way I see it, the Mordinos control the Jet in Reno. Naturally, you'd blame them for a chem overdose... and then there'd be war. IF you two didn't wipe each other out, you'd at least be weakened by the fight. That makes life easier for the Salvatores�all they have to worry about then is the Bishops. 682 NCORVILL I don't know. Maybe you should ask them. 690 NCORVILL (Stares at you for a long time, then a dry chuckle escapes his lips.) You give me an answer, and I can't do nothing about it. The Salvatores�goddammit. (Takes a deep breath.) 691 NCORVILL What's wrong? 692 NCORVILL "You can't do anything about it?" What do you mean? 700 NCORVILL Know what those Salvatore bastards are ARMED with, friend? Those damned lightbringers. ONE Salvatore packing that kind of heat can kill my whole family without batting an eye. To beat that, I'd need� 701 NCORVILL What? 702 NCORVILL Don't worry about it, I've kicked the shins out from underneath the Salvatores already. 710 NCORVILL Ha! The ones in Reno maybe, but you got a lot to learn about the families... there's still Salvatores kicking around beyond Reno, and even if there's just one left, that's trouble. To beat them, I'd need... 720 NCORVILL (Frown deepens.) This smells like a pile of brahmin shit to me... 721 NCORVILL Don't believe me? Look, I inspected your son's body, and it REEKED of radscorpion venom. 722 NCORVILL Look, trust me... your son was POISONED. I don't know by who, but somebody went to great pains to make it look like a Jet overdose. 750 NCORVILL You have solved the murder. 775 NCORVILL You fingered a suspect in Richard Wright's death. 800 NCORVILL You have correctly identified who killed Richard Wright and the motive. 825 NCORVILL You have become a made man of the Wright family. 5243 NCORVILL ! 5249 NCORVILL . I'm interested in a job. 5261 NCORVILL ! 5310 NCORVILL ." Glad you stopped by, damn neighborly of you. (Sneer crumbles into a frown.) Looking for work in family Wright, huh? 5467 NCORVILL crack base. 6467 NCORVILL smash! 5580 NCORVILL . Go to the Cat's Paw and New Reno Arms�tell them you're from me, and they'll set you up. You're family now�a made man, and all Reno's gonna know it. 100 NCPERSON You see one of the Reno townsfolk. 150 NCPERSON You see a ragged-looking man. He looks bored. 151 NCPERSON You see a ragged-looking man. He has a dull look in his eye. 152 NCPERSON You see a ragged-looking man. He looks like he is nursing a hangover. 153 NCPERSON You see a ragged-looking man. He looks a little tipsy. 154 NCPERSON You see a ragged-looking man. He gives you an irritated glance, then ignores you. 155 NCPERSON You see a ragged-looking man. He looks pissed off. 160 NCPERSON You see a ragged-looking woman. She looks bored. 161 NCPERSON You see a ragged-looking woman. She has a dull look in her eye. 162 NCPERSON You see a ragged-looking woman. She is staring a thousand miles away. 163 NCPERSON You see a ragged-looking woman. She looks a little drunk. 164 NCPERSON You see a ragged-looking woman. She gives you an irritated glance, then ignores you. 165 NCPERSON You see a ragged-looking woman. When she catches your eye, she sneers. 200 NCPERSON ::Claps:: 201 NCPERSON ::Cheers:: 202 NCPERSON Way to burn those Enclave bastards! Way to go! 203 NCPERSON Way to crush the Enclave, 204 NCPERSON Congrats on stomping the Enclave, 205 NCPERSON Congrats on stomping the Enclave, 215 NCPERSON Uh-oh. Get out of the way. 216 NCPERSON Just looking at him�her�it�WHATEVER it is gives me the shivers. 217 NCPERSON Think that thing's looking to cap anyone? 218 NCPERSON It's hell's fury given flesh. Uh, underneath the armor, that is. 219 NCPERSON Stay outta that thing's path. 220 NCPERSON Talk about dangerous-looking� 221 NCPERSON *Gulp* 222 NCPERSON I think that Mr. Roboto dude was scanning me. 223 NCPERSON I think that walking tank just gave me the stare of death. I'm outta here. 224 NCPERSON I heard that thing fragged three hitmen just yesterday. 240 NCPERSON Well, hellloooo stud. 241 NCPERSON A stallion like you in need of a saddle? I'm free tomorrow night. 242 NCPERSON What you doing later, sailor? 243 NCPERSON Can I feel your muscles? 244 NCPERSON How come you don't pass out when you get erect? 245 NCPERSON Wanna come over to my place for a drink? 246 NCPERSON I want to eat my dinner off your chest. 247 NCPERSON Need a partner for your next film? 248 NCPERSON ::Stares at your biceps.:: 249 NCPERSON ::Claps, whistles:: 255 NCPERSON Whoa. Check that out. 256 NCPERSON Would you look at THAT? 257 NCPERSON ::Mouths the word 'damn.':: 258 NCPERSON I KNEW I should have shaved today. 259 NCPERSON Come chat with me for a sec, honey-tits. 260 NCPERSON Tribals got them tits! Damn! 261 NCPERSON Check out the rack on that tribal. 262 NCPERSON That there's the main filly of my herd. 263 NCPERSON I'd bathe for that woman. 264 NCPERSON I got your mother lode right here. 265 NCPERSON Shake it! 266 NCPERSON Work it! 267 NCPERSON ::Whistles:: 268 NCPERSON Them legs go all the way up? 269 NCPERSON Hey, beautiful, you got a tongue to go with that ass? 270 NCPERSON You got fries to go with that shake, beautiful? 271 NCPERSON Maybe she'll dance tonight. 272 NCPERSON Did you see her latest film? Red hot, man, red HOT. 273 NCPERSON Excuse me. I have to go to the bathroom and er, comb my hair for a sec. 274 NCPERSON I'd like to be her underpants. 275 NCPERSON I'd like to be her underwear. 276 NCPERSON I'd like to smell her shorts. 277 NCPERSON That is one foxy lady. 278 NCPERSON Damn. All them curves and me with no brakes. 279 NCPERSON Check out those bazoongas! 280 NCPERSON Check out those begonias! 281 NCPERSON I want to get a better look at those big brown eyes. 282 NCPERSON Daaaaamn. 283 NCPERSON Check out those headlights. 284 NCPERSON I bet she has back problems. 285 NCPERSON You don't look so tough, Mr. Prizefighter. 286 NCPERSON I got 20 chips riding on you! 287 NCPERSON Hey, champ! That last fight was great! 288 NCPERSON Saw you fight in the ring. Damn good right hook you throw. 289 NCPERSON You gonna take the fall? I got 30 chips riding on you. 290 NCPERSON How much you bench? 291 NCPERSON Where do you work out? 292 NCPERSON Watch out for the Masticator. He has a taste for ears. 293 NCPERSON I'd get you a drink if I hadn't blown all my money betting on your opponent. 294 NCPERSON You don't look so tough, Ms. Left Hook. 295 NCPERSON Can I see your abdominal muscles flex? 300 NCPERSON Stay outta that man's path. 301 NCPERSON I think he was looking at me. 302 NCPERSON I think he just gave me the stare of death. I'm outta here. 303 NCPERSON I heard he shot down three hitmen just yesterday. 304 NCPERSON Just looking at him gives me the shivers. 305 NCPERSON Think he's looking to cap anyone? 306 NCPERSON Uh-oh. Get out of the way. 307 NCPERSON It's hell's fury given flesh. 308 NCPERSON Talk about dangerous-looking� 309 NCPERSON *Gulp* 310 NCPERSON La Femme Nikita, then some. 311 NCPERSON Just looking at her gives me the shivers. 312 NCPERSON Think she's looking to cap anyone? 313 NCPERSON I think she was looking at me. 314 NCPERSON I think she just gave me the stare of death. I'm outta here. 315 NCPERSON I heard she shot down three hitmen just yesterday. 316 NCPERSON What an ass! Uh, bad ass, that is. 320 NCPERSON What's with all the slavers around here recently? 321 NCPERSON I ain't seen that slaver around here before� 322 NCPERSON I wonder if the slaver's headed to the Stables� 323 NCPERSON Wonder if that slaver's got any stock� 324 NCPERSON You headed to the stables, slaver? 325 NCPERSON ANOTHER slaver. Mordino must have discovered a gold mine somewhere� 326 NCPERSON Slaver's bound for Golgotha. 327 NCPERSON That stink from Golgotha was damn awful last night� 328 NCPERSON Friggin' slavers... 329 NCPERSON Of all the rotten luck� 330 NCPERSON Heard they got a new crop o' slaves. 331 NCPERSON New crop of slaves in the whorehouse. 332 NCPERSON Conjunction, Junction. 333 NCPERSON I'm making bank. 334 NCPERSON Sometimes too much to drink is not enough. 335 NCPERSON Damned crossroaders in the casinos... 336 NCPERSON Great, another low roller. 337 NCPERSON House was against me. 338 NCPERSON Fortune's against me. 339 NCPERSON Glad they put that guy on the rack� 340 NCPERSON Filthy stinkard� 341 NCPERSON Slavers walking round like they own the place� 342 NCPERSON The House ha'mercy on me. 343 NCPERSON Bad luck, ill wind, not good times, not good times� 344 NCPERSON Reno's a-heating up, time ta move on. 345 NCPERSON That Bishop daughter is out of control. 346 NCPERSON If the Temperance Union lectures me one more time� 347 NCPERSON Saw Tully passed out in the gutter again. 348 NCPERSON Damn Den gutter trash. 349 NCPERSON I got to get out of this town. 350 NCPERSON Saw another O.D. this morning. Flies all over his mouth. And he was SMILING. 351 NCPERSON TRIED to quit, but� 352 NCPERSON Slaver better watch it in this town� 353 NCPERSON I hate this goddamn town. 354 NCPERSON I've been in this town too long. 355 NCPERSON This town's great�except for the tourists. 356 NCPERSON This town's great�except for the slavers. 357 NCPERSON This town's great�except for the pimps and whores. 365 NCPERSON Is that some kind of slot machine that's following you around? 366 NCPERSON Is that a robo-slot machine? 367 NCPERSON Does your robot do tricks? Uh�magic tricks, I mean. 375 NCPERSON Tell me that ain't a mutant. 376 NCPERSON That a mutant? 377 NCPERSON Holy shit. Mutants in New Reno. Must mean trouble. 378 NCPERSON That mutant is one big mutha. 379 NCPERSON Filthy mutant-lover... 385 NCPERSON Yer friend has a bone through his nose. 386 NCPERSON Everybody in yer little band stick a bone through their nose to prove themselves? 387 NCPERSON That fella with you from the 'stick-a-bone-up-my-honker' tribe? 388 NCPERSON That fella with the bone in his nose is proof that tribals ain't never gonna be civilized. 389 NCPERSON That fella got a bone in his nose? 390 NCPERSON That fella's got a bone in his nose the size of my arm. Keeee-rist. 391 NCPERSON I don't even want to know how that friend o' yours got that bone in his nose. 392 NCPERSON Great. It's one of those tribal shit-kickers. 393 NCPERSON How many tribals are gonna be coming to this town? 394 NCPERSON Another primate. 395 NCPERSON Boy's bound for Golgotha. 396 NCPERSON That stink from Golgotha was damn awful last night� 397 NCPERSON Friggin' tourists. 398 NCPERSON Of all the rotten luck� 399 NCPERSON Heard they got a new crop o' slaves. 400 NCPERSON Conjunction, Junction. 401 NCPERSON I'm making bank. 402 NCPERSON Sometimes too much to drink is not enough. 403 NCPERSON Damned crossroaders in the casinos... 404 NCPERSON House was against me. 405 NCPERSON Fortune's against me. 406 NCPERSON Glad they put that guy on the rack� 407 NCPERSON Filthy stinkard� 408 NCPERSON The House ha'mercy on me. 409 NCPERSON Bad luck, ill wind, not good times, not good times� 410 NCPERSON Reno's a-heating up, time ta move on. 411 NCPERSON That Bishop daughter is out of control. 412 NCPERSON If the Temperance Union lectures me one more time� 413 NCPERSON Saw Tully passed out in the gutter again. 414 NCPERSON Damn ferner. 415 NCPERSON That one's not from around here. 416 NCPERSON I got to get out of this town. 417 NCPERSON Saw another O.D. this morning. Flies all over his mouth. And he was SMILING. 418 NCPERSON TRIED to quit, but� 419 NCPERSON Why risk jumping a claim like that? 420 NCPERSON I hate this goddamn town. 421 NCPERSON I've been in this town too long. 422 NCPERSON This town's great�except for the tourists. 423 NCPERSON This town's great�except for the slavers. 424 NCPERSON This town's great�except for the pimps and whores. 425 NCPERSON You selling that woman o' yours? 426 NCPERSON How much for that woman you got with you? 427 NCPERSON That woman you got with you shore is pretty. 428 NCPERSON Can that woman o' yours cook? If so, I'll take her. 429 NCPERSON How much for that skirt you got with you? 430 NCPERSON Check out the new boss o' the walk. 431 NCPERSON Gonna get some action to-night! 432 NCPERSON Mrs. Bishop shore got a sweet ass. 450 NCPERSON Mrs. Bishop's shore got a sweet ass. 451 NCPERSON If the Temperance Union lectures me one more time� 452 NCPERSON Great. It's one of those tribal shit-kickers. 453 NCPERSON How many tribals are gonna be coming to this town? 454 NCPERSON Another primate. 455 NCPERSON Tribal's bound for Golgotha. 456 NCPERSON That stink from Golgotha was damn awful last night� 457 NCPERSON Can't find his ass in a sandstorm� 458 NCPERSON Friggin' tourists. 459 NCPERSON Of all the rotten luck� 460 NCPERSON Heard they got a new crop o' slaves. 461 NCPERSON Conjunction, Junction. 462 NCPERSON I'm making bank. 463 NCPERSON Sometimes too much to drink is not enough. 464 NCPERSON Damned crossroaders in the casinos... 465 NCPERSON Great, another low roller. 466 NCPERSON House was against me. 467 NCPERSON Fortune's against me. 468 NCPERSON Glad they put that guy on the rack� 469 NCPERSON Filthy stinkard� 470 NCPERSON The House ha'mercy on me. 471 NCPERSON Bad luck, ill wind, not good times, not good times� 472 NCPERSON Reno's a-heating up, time ta move on. 473 NCPERSON That Bishop daughter is out of control. 474 NCPERSON Saw Tully passed out in the gutter again. 475 NCPERSON Damn ferner. 476 NCPERSON That one's not from around here. 477 NCPERSON I got to get out of this town. 478 NCPERSON Saw another O.D. this morning. Flies all over his mouth. And he was SMILING. 479 NCPERSON TRIED to quit, but� 480 NCPERSON Why risk jumping a claim like that? 481 NCPERSON I hate this goddamn town. 482 NCPERSON I've been in this town too long. 483 NCPERSON This town's great�except for the tourists. 484 NCPERSON This town's great�except for the slavers. 485 NCPERSON This town's great�except for the pimps and whores. 486 NCPERSON Might head downtown, see if any new men are in town� 487 NCPERSON If the Temperance Union lectures me one more time� 490 NCPERSON Way to burn those Enclave bastards! Way to go! 491 NCPERSON I always knew the President wanted to kill us all. 492 NCPERSON The President was alive? When was the last election? 493 NCPERSON Way to crush the Enclave, 494 NCPERSON The Enclave never messed with me, but I'm glad they're gone. 495 NCPERSON I can't believe the Enclave were still fighting the war after all this time. Idiots. 496 NCPERSON I felt a great disturbance�as if a hundred evil bastards on an oil derrick suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Strange. 497 NCPERSON Congrats on stomping the Enclave, 498 NCPERSON This game was brought to you by the letter Z. 499 NCPERSON We miss Tim Cain. He used to cook wonderful bread. Then he would spank us like small children. 500 NCPERSON Yeah, yeah, I'm the Avatar, too. 501 NCPERSON New Reno was designed by Chris Avellone and Tom French. Rumor is that they will marry soon. 502 NCPERSON Feargus got that frowny-look on his face when he saw how many float text messages I have. 503 NCPERSON You score is 192 out of 208. You really should have used the mutated toe on Horrigan. 510 NCPERSON You looking for your brother Robby? You know, the Robot? Aw, nevermind. 511 NCPERSON Sorry, was I in your way? I'll leave town. 512 NCPERSON Sorry, was I breathing your air? I'll stop. 513 NCPERSON ::Knocks on armor:: Anybody in there? 514 NCPERSON Danger, Will Robinson! Danger, Will Robinson!' Heh-heh. Uh�just a joke. 515 NCPERSON Niiiiice armor. Does it have air conditioning? 516 NCPERSON Don't you get hot in there? 517 NCPERSON Lose your heart, tin man? 518 NCPERSON Uh, hello, sir�ma'am�whatever you are. 519 NCPERSON Anything wrong, sir�ma'am�uh, whatever you are? 520 NCPERSON Are you some kind of new walking arcade game? 521 NCPERSON Are you one of those new console systems that are coming out? 522 NCPERSON No, I'm NOT going to oil your joints. 523 NCPERSON You look like you were on your way to one of those battle-mech PC games and got lost. 524 NCPERSON Yeah, yeah, 'clank-whirrr-clank' to you, too. 525 NCPERSON If you think that armor intimidates me, you're right. 540 NCPERSON You selling? 541 NCPERSON Can I buy your clothes? I mean, right now? 542 NCPERSON I KNEW I should have shaved today. 543 NCPERSON Come chat with me for a sec, honey. 544 NCPERSON C'mon, honey-lips�walk with me. 545 NCPERSON Nimble little minx, aincha? 546 NCPERSON I'd bathe for you. 547 NCPERSON I got your mother lode right here. 548 NCPERSON Them legs go all the way up? 549 NCPERSON You gonna dance tonight? 550 NCPERSON Excuse me. I have to go to the bathroom and er, comb my hair for a sec. 551 NCPERSON I'd like to be your underwear. 552 NCPERSON I'd like to smell your shorts. 553 NCPERSON You are one foxy lady. 554 NCPERSON Screw me if I'm wrong, darling, but don't you want to kiss me? 555 NCPERSON Damn. All them curves and me with no brakes. 556 NCPERSON Know what would look good on you? Me. 557 NCPERSON Your panties may not be the best thing on earth, but they're damn close to it. 558 NCPERSON Nice bazoongas! 559 NCPERSON Nice begonias! 560 NCPERSON Those headlights of yours are gonna blind me. 561 NCPERSON Got back problems? 580 NCPERSON Hello, sir. How are you? 581 NCPERSON Anything wrong, sir? 582 NCPERSON Sorry, was I in your way? I'll leave town. 583 NCPERSON Sorry, was I breathing your air? I'll stop. 584 NCPERSON Give my regards to your boss. 585 NCPERSON Look, please�I don't want any trouble. 586 NCPERSON Hello, ma'am. How are you? 587 NCPERSON Anything wrong, ma'am? 600 NCPERSON What's with all the slavers around here recently? 601 NCPERSON I ain't seen you around here before� 602 NCPERSON If yer lookin' to sell slaves, try the Mordinos. 603 NCPERSON You headed to the stables? They keep most of the slaves there. 604 NCPERSON Show me your stock. 605 NCPERSON If you're looking to sell slaves, check with the Mordinos. 606 NCPERSON I hate this goddamn town. 607 NCPERSON I've been in this town too long. 608 NCPERSON This town's great�except for the tourists. 609 NCPERSON This town's great�except for the slavers. 610 NCPERSON This town's great�except for the pimps and whores. 611 NCPERSON There's chem-testing bein' done on slaves north of New Reno, I hear. 612 NCPERSON Golgotha's south of Reno, in the desert. 613 NCPERSON I may be poor, but not in spirit. 614 NCPERSON I'm not poor, I just have rotten luck. 615 NCPERSON That stink from Golgotha was damn awful last night� 616 NCPERSON Dammit! See, I was up 53 chips, then� 617 NCPERSON You better be careful around these parts, or you'll be bound for Golgotha. 618 NCPERSON New Reno wouldn't be a bad place 'cept for all the friggin' tourists. 619 NCPERSON Conjunction, Junction. 620 NCPERSON I'm making bank. 621 NCPERSON Sometimes too much to drink is not enough. 622 NCPERSON Damned crossroaders in the casinos... 623 NCPERSON A low roller is someone who comes into town and bets only a chip or two at the tables. 624 NCPERSON House was against me. 625 NCPERSON Fortune's against me. 626 NCPERSON Glad they put that guy on the rack� 627 NCPERSON Filthy stinkard� 628 NCPERSON What do you want? 629 NCPERSON Bad luck, ill wind, not good times, not good times� 630 NCPERSON Reno's a-heating up, time ta move on. 631 NCPERSON That Bishop daughter is out of control. 632 NCPERSON If the Temperance Union lectures me one more time� 633 NCPERSON Saw Tully passed out in the gutter again. 634 NCPERSON I got to get out of this town. 635 NCPERSON Saw another O.D. this morning. Flies all over his mouth. And he was SMILING. 636 NCPERSON TRIED to quit, but� 637 NCPERSON Stop bothering me. 638 NCPERSON Look, I ain't got the time to talk to you right now. 650 NCPERSON Yer friend has a bone through his nose. 651 NCPERSON Everybody in yer little band stick a bone through their nose to prove themselves? 652 NCPERSON That fella with you from the 'stick-a-bone-up-my-honker' tribe? 653 NCPERSON That fella with the bone in his nose is proof that tribals ain't never gonna be civilized. 654 NCPERSON That fella got a bone in his nose? 655 NCPERSON That fella's got a bone in his nose the size of my arm. Keeee-rist. 656 NCPERSON I don't even want to know how that friend o' yours got that bone in his nose. 657 NCPERSON I hate this goddamn town. 658 NCPERSON I've been in this town too long. 659 NCPERSON This town's great�except for the tourists. 660 NCPERSON This town's great�except for the slavers. 661 NCPERSON This town's great�except for the pimps and whores. 662 NCPERSON There's chem-testing bein' done on slaves north of New Reno, I hear. 663 NCPERSON Golgotha's south of Reno, in the desert. 664 NCPERSON I may be poor, but not in spirit. 665 NCPERSON I'm not poor, I just have rotten luck. 666 NCPERSON That stink from Golgotha was damn awful last night� 667 NCPERSON Dammit! See, I was up 53 chips, then� 668 NCPERSON You better be careful around these parts, or you'll be bound for Golgotha. 669 NCPERSON New Reno wouldn't be a bad place 'cept for all the friggin' tourists. 670 NCPERSON Conjunction, Junction. 671 NCPERSON I'm making bank. 672 NCPERSON Sometimes too much to drink is not enough. 673 NCPERSON Damned crossroaders in the casinos... 674 NCPERSON A low roller is someone who comes into town and bets only a chip or two at the tables. 675 NCPERSON House was against me. 676 NCPERSON Fortune's against me. 677 NCPERSON Glad they put that guy on the rack� 678 NCPERSON Filthy stinkard� 679 NCPERSON What do you want? 680 NCPERSON Bad luck, ill wind, not good times, not good times� 681 NCPERSON Reno's a-heating up, time ta move on. 682 NCPERSON That Bishop daughter is out of control. 683 NCPERSON If the Temperance Union lectures me one more time� 684 NCPERSON Saw Tully passed out in the gutter again. 685 NCPERSON I got to get out of this town. 686 NCPERSON Saw another O.D. this morning. Flies all over his mouth. And he was SMILING. 687 NCPERSON TRIED to quit, but� 688 NCPERSON Stop bothering me. 689 NCPERSON Look, I ain't got the time to talk to you right now. 690 NCPERSON She's yer "wife," huh? Can I borrow her fer an hour or two? 691 NCPERSON Wanna swap wives for a while? 692 NCPERSON You selling that woman o' yours? 693 NCPERSON How much for that woman you got with you? 694 NCPERSON That woman you got with you shore is pretty. 695 NCPERSON Can that woman o' yours cook? If so, I'll take her. 696 NCPERSON How much for that skirt you got with you? 697 NCPERSON Mrs. Bishop shore got a sweet ass. 700 NCPERSON Gonna get some action to-night! 701 NCPERSON Find a whore, get some play. 702 NCPERSON Mrs. Bishop shore got a sweet ass. 703 NCPERSON There's chem-testing bein' done on slaves north of New Reno, I hear. 704 NCPERSON Golgotha's south of Reno, in the desert. 705 NCPERSON I may be poor, but not in spirit. 706 NCPERSON I'm not poor, I just have rotten luck. 707 NCPERSON How many tribals are gonna be coming to this town? 708 NCPERSON Tell the rest of your tribe to stay at home. 709 NCPERSON Another primate? You tribals breed like mantises. 710 NCPERSON That stink from Golgotha was damn awful last night� 711 NCPERSON Dammit! See, I was up 53 chips, then� 712 NCPERSON You better be careful around these parts, or you'll be bound for Golgotha. 713 NCPERSON New Reno wouldn't be a bad place 'cept for all the friggin' tourists. 714 NCPERSON Heard they got a new crop o' slaves. 715 NCPERSON New crop of slaves in the whorehouse. 716 NCPERSON Conjunction, Junction. 717 NCPERSON I'm making bank. 718 NCPERSON Sometimes too much to drink is not enough. 719 NCPERSON Damned crossroaders in the casinos... 720 NCPERSON A low roller is someone who comes into town and bets only a chip or two at the tables. 721 NCPERSON House was against me. 722 NCPERSON Fortune's against me. 723 NCPERSON Glad they put that guy on the rack� 724 NCPERSON Filthy stinkard� 725 NCPERSON What do you want? 726 NCPERSON Bad luck, ill wind, not good times, not good times� 727 NCPERSON Reno's a-heating up, time ta move on. 728 NCPERSON That Bishop daughter is out of control. 729 NCPERSON If the Temperance Union lectures me one more time� 730 NCPERSON Saw Tully passed out in the gutter again. 731 NCPERSON I got to get out of this town. 732 NCPERSON Saw another O.D. this morning. Flies all over his mouth. And he was SMILING. 733 NCPERSON TRIED to quit, but� 734 NCPERSON Stop bothering me. 735 NCPERSON Look, I ain't got the time to talk to you right now. 736 NCPERSON Might head downtown, see if any new men are in town� 737 NCPERSON Glad they put that asshole on the rack� 1203 NCPERSON ! 1204 NCPERSON ! You kick ass! You kick ASS! 1205 NCPERSON ! You are so MONEY! 1493 NCPERSON ! 100 NCPIMP You see a pimp. 150 NCPIMP You see a well-dressed man. His clothes catch the light and reflect it, nearly blinding you. 151 NCPIMP You see a man with clothes so loud that they should have a volume knob. 152 NCPIMP You see a pimp. He's styling. 153 NCPIMP You see a pimp. He nods at you. 154 NCPIMP You see a pimp. He looks fly enough to be pimp of the year. 155 NCPIMP You see a pimp. His clothes are so loud they need a volume knob. 200 NCPIMP Man, I heard you destroyed the Enclave. Maybe NOW you want to get laid? 201 NCPIMP Man destroys the Enclave, thinks he owns the world�sheee-it. 202 NCPIMP Yo, man! Only thing better than blowing an oil rig is having somebody blowing your rig, know what I'm saying? 220 NCPIMP I heard you destroyed the Enclave, woman. Maybe NOW you come work for me? 221 NCPIMP Woman destroys the Enclave, thinks she owns the world�sheee-it. 222 NCPIMP A sexy Enclave-busting woman like yourself could earn a LOTTA chips in this town... 230 NCPIMP Woman better have my money... 231 NCPIMP These tourists ain't nearly as horn-ay as I'd like. 232 NCPIMP Bitch better not be holding out on me� 233 NCPIMP Go on, then. Walk on by. 234 NCPIMP You looking for some action? 235 NCPIMP How come you don't snag one of my ladies for yo movies, brother? 236 NCPIMP You want a real partner, try one of my women for yo films. 237 NCPIMP You need some fluffers? I got 'em. 238 NCPIMP These ain't slaves, these are professionals, hear what I'm saying? 239 NCPIMP When you gonna set ME up in the biz, mistah movie staaar? 240 NCPIMP Give me some time on camera, I'll show you star. 241 NCPIMP I can do WHAT you do, do WHO you do, and do her BETTER than you do. 242 NCPIMP You should let me teach you some pointers, brother. 243 NCPIMP I got this one woman you should try out for yo films; she has this real soft juicy-fruit butt. 244 NCPIMP Let me set you up, man. I was pimp of the year two years running. 245 NCPIMP Don't understand how YOU got to be a star... 260 NCPIMP Woman better have my money... 261 NCPIMP These tourists ain't nearly as horn-ay as I'd like. 262 NCPIMP Bitch better not be holding out on me� 263 NCPIMP Go on, then. Walk on by. 264 NCPIMP Check out that soft juicy-fruit butt. 265 NCPIMP Baby, come let me squeeze that soft juicy-fruit butt o' yours. 266 NCPIMP ::Whistles:: 267 NCPIMP ::Mouths the word 'damn.':: 268 NCPIMP You dancing at the casinos anytime soon, sweetness? 269 NCPIMP You want a real partner, you should try me, honey. 270 NCPIMP When you gonna set ME up in the biz, miss movie staaar? 271 NCPIMP Let me do you on camera, I'll show you star. 272 NCPIMP I can do you better than you ever been done. 273 NCPIMP You should let me teach you some tricks, woman. 274 NCPIMP Damn, body like that ought to be ill-legal. 275 NCPIMP Woman, it's a wonder the street don't melt beneath them legs o' yours. 276 NCPIMP Come work for me, woman. I was pimp of the year two years running. 277 NCPIMP Baby, let me squeeze that soft juicy-fruit butt o' yours. 278 NCPIMP Daaaamn. 290 NCPIMP Woman better have my money... 291 NCPIMP These tourists ain't nearly as horn-ay as I'd like. 292 NCPIMP Bitch better not be holding out on me� 293 NCPIMP You looking for some action? 294 NCPIMP You lookin' for some action? I give you a freebie, brother. 295 NCPIMP Let me extend a courtesy to you, friend. I give you one of my women for a whole night. 296 NCPIMP Talk to me, friend. I got a woman for you. 297 NCPIMP Yo family needs a man like me to keep the womenz in line� 298 NCPIMP You styling, man, you styling. 299 NCPIMP Nice threads, boy-eee. 300 NCPIMP Say the word, an' I'll be watching yo back, brother. 301 NCPIMP I got your back, brother. 302 NCPIMP You the man, the MAIN man, know what I'm saying now? 303 NCPIMP Let me set you up, man. I was pimp of the year two years running. 304 NCPIMP Gangster Man coming through... 305 NCPIMP Big man coming through... 320 NCPIMP Woman better have my money... 321 NCPIMP These tourists ain't nearly as horn-ay as I'd like. 322 NCPIMP Bitch better not be holding out on me� 323 NCPIMP Who is this beeeewt-ifull woman I sees? 324 NCPIMP Damn, I love a woman who knows her crime. 325 NCPIMP You styling, sister, you styling. 326 NCPIMP Nice threads, woman. 327 NCPIMP You dressing all lethal and shit, I like it. 328 NCPIMP Say the word, an' I'll be watching yo back, sister. 329 NCPIMP I got your back, sister. 330 NCPIMP Love that raven black hair and gangsta attitude on you, woman. 350 NCPIMP Woman better have my money... 351 NCPIMP These tourists ain't nearly as horn-ay as I'd like. 352 NCPIMP Bitch better not be holding out on me� 353 NCPIMP You looking for some action, champ? 354 NCPIMP You need for some action, champ? I give you a freebie. 355 NCPIMP Let me extend a courtesy to you, champ. I give you one of my women for a whole night. 356 NCPIMP Talk to me, champ. I got the woman for you. 357 NCPIMP This ain't no Robbin' Givens I givin'�you get a good woman, know what I'm sayin? 358 NCPIMP You styling, champ, you styling. 359 NCPIMP Don't you let me down in the ring, you hear? 360 NCPIMP I got 100 chips riding on you, champ. Don't be disappointing me now. 361 NCPIMP You need a boxing partner for tonight, champ? I get you a sweeeet one. 362 NCPIMP Say the word, an' I'll be watching yo back, champ. 363 NCPIMP I got your back, champ. 364 NCPIMP Let me set you up, champ. I was pimp of the year two years running. 365 NCPIMP Champ coming through... 366 NCPIMP Big man coming through... 380 NCPIMP Woman better have my money... 381 NCPIMP These tourists ain't nearly as horn-ay as I'd like. 382 NCPIMP Bitch better not be holding out on me� 383 NCPIMP Who is this beeeewt-ifull woman I sees? 384 NCPIMP Damn, I love a woman who knows how to beat a man up. 385 NCPIMP You styling, sister, you styling. 386 NCPIMP Nice threads, woman. 387 NCPIMP You dressing all lethal and shit, I like it. 388 NCPIMP Say the word, an' I'll be watching yo back, sister. 389 NCPIMP I got your back, sister. 390 NCPIMP You the woman, the queen, the champ of ALL, know what I'm saying now? 391 NCPIMP Don't you let me down in the ring, you hear? 392 NCPIMP I got 100 chips riding on you, sister. Don't be disappointing me now. 393 NCPIMP I do so love your raven black hair...and your wicked left hook. 410 NCPIMP Woman better have my money... 411 NCPIMP These tourists ain't nearly as horn-ay as I'd like. 412 NCPIMP Bitch better not be holding out on me� 413 NCPIMP You all looking for some action? 414 NCPIMP You two look like you need to get wet. 415 NCPIMP Yo, Myron! Whazzup? 416 NCPIMP Yo, Myron! Need any company for tonight? I got this new woman for you� 417 NCPIMP You fellas looking to get�wet? 418 NCPIMP You can't find sweeter tail ANYWHERE else. 419 NCPIMP I'm so bright, I make Reno look dim. 420 NCPIMP You look like you gots a FIRE down below. 421 NCPIMP Talk to me, my friends. I got women you can wear for the WHOLE night. 422 NCPIMP You got the chips, you can have a taste of heaven. 423 NCPIMP Myron, I don't want to catch you doing no teabag on my women again. 424 NCPIMP Myron, I don't want to catch you doing no donkey punches on my women again. 425 NCPIMP Myron, I don't want to catch you doing no purple mushrooms on my women again. 426 NCPIMP Myron, I don't want to catch you doing no flying camels on my women again. 427 NCPIMP Myron, I don't want to catch you doing no Cleveland Steamers on my women again. 428 NCPIMP Yo, Myron! You need a friend for tonight, Myron? I get you a sweeeet one. 429 NCPIMP These ain't slaves, these are professionals, hear what I'm saying? 430 NCPIMP Myron! Boy, you still owe me for last week! 431 NCPIMP Can she suck a garden hose through a golf ball? Hell, yes. 432 NCPIMP I got women that make you a real man, only cost a few chips. 433 NCPIMP I got the mother lode in my stable. 434 NCPIMP What you doin' outta the stables, Myron? Lookin' for some talent? 435 NCPIMP Ol' man Mordino let you out finally, Myron? 440 NCPIMP Woman better have my money... 441 NCPIMP These tourists ain't nearly as horn-ay as I'd like. 442 NCPIMP Bitch better not be holding out on me� 443 NCPIMP Caught Myron doin' donkey punches on my woman again. 444 NCPIMP I better not catch Myron doing the Cleveland Steamer on my woman again. 445 NCPIMP You need a friend for tonight, brother? I get you a sweeeet one. 446 NCPIMP These ain't slaves, these are professionals, hear what I'm saying? 447 NCPIMP I'm so bright, I make Reno look dim. 448 NCPIMP You can't find sweeter tail ANYWHERE else. 449 NCPIMP You got the chips, you can have a taste of heaven. 450 NCPIMP You better not pimp that bitch of yours around here. 451 NCPIMP I see any chips changing hands over that bitch of yours, me and you are gonna have words. 452 NCPIMP That bitch of yours better cool her heels while she's in this town. 453 NCPIMP Ditch that bitch o' yours, friend. I got a woman you can wear for the WHOLE night. 454 NCPIMP I got women that make you a real man, only cost a few chips. 455 NCPIMP I got the mother lode in my stable. 456 NCPIMP If I see you selling yo skanky woman, I'll give you a red Reno smile across your throat. 457 NCPIMP She's yo "wife," huh? Well, "hubbie," she better watch her ass in THIS town. 458 NCPIMP This is my corner. Don't pimp your bitch here. 459 NCPIMP I better not see you selling that ho on my street. 470 NCPIMP Woman better have my money... 471 NCPIMP These tourists ain't nearly as horn-ay as I'd like. 472 NCPIMP Bitch better not be holding out on me� 473 NCPIMP Yo slaver! You looking to get�wet? 474 NCPIMP Slaver, if you can find cheaper tail anywhere, I'll match it. 475 NCPIMP I'm so bright, I make Reno look dim. 476 NCPIMP Slaver, you look like a man with a FIRE down below. 477 NCPIMP Talk to me, slaver. I got a woman you can wear for the WHOLE night. 478 NCPIMP You got the chips, you can have a taste of heaven. 479 NCPIMP You need a friend for tonight, slaver? I get you a sweeeet one. 480 NCPIMP These are better than slaves. These are professionals, hear what I'm saying? 481 NCPIMP You got any stock, slaver? I need some new blood. 482 NCPIMP Can she suck a garden hose through a golf ball? Hell, yes. 483 NCPIMP I got women that make you a real man, only cost a few chips. 484 NCPIMP I got the mother lode in my stable. 485 NCPIMP Slaver, if any o' my women go missing, I'll expect you to be paying up, understand? 486 NCPIMP Let me set you up, slaver. I was pimp of the year two years running. 487 NCPIMP I got this one woman you should look at, slaver; she has this real soft juicy-fruit butt. 488 NCPIMP I ain't looking to buy any slaves, but I might be looking to sell some a lil' later. 489 NCPIMP Don't you be doing no teabag on my woman now, slaver. 490 NCPIMP I better not catch you doing no donkey punches on my women, slaver. 491 NCPIMP That punk-ass bitch Myron gave half my women purple mushrooms. 492 NCPIMP I'm gonna beat Myron like a bitch if I catch him doing a Cleveland Steamer on my women again. 493 NCPIMP Slaver, if any o' my women go missing, I'll expect you to be paying up, understand? 494 NCPIMP If you can find cheaper tail anywhere, slaver, I'll match it. 495 NCPIMP Don't you be doing no teabag on my woman now, slaver. 496 NCPIMP I might have some stock to sell you later if my woman mouths off to me again. 497 NCPIMP Slavers always a welcome sight in this town. 500 NCPIMP Woman better have my money... 501 NCPIMP These tourists ain't nearly as horn-ay as I'd like. 502 NCPIMP Bitch better not be holding out on me� 503 NCPIMP I'm so bright, I make Reno look dim. 504 NCPIMP You need a friend for tonight, slaver? I get you a sweeeet young thing, male or female, whatever you want. 505 NCPIMP I got this one woman you should look at, slaver; she has this real soft juicy-fruit butt. 506 NCPIMP Slaver, you look like a woman who needs to take a walk on the wild side. 507 NCPIMP You need a friend for tonight, slaver? I get you a sweeeet one, male or female, whatever you want. 508 NCPIMP Slaver, if any o' my women go missing, I'll expect you to be paying up, understand? 509 NCPIMP I might have some stock to sell you later if my woman mouths off to me again. 510 NCPIMP I ain't looking to buy any slaves, but I might be looking to sell some a lil' later. 511 NCPIMP I got this one woman you should look at, slaver; she has this real soft juicy-fruit butt. 512 NCPIMP Slavers always a welcome sight in this town. 520 NCPIMP Woman better have my money... 521 NCPIMP These tourists ain't nearly as horn-ay as I'd like. 522 NCPIMP Bitch better not be holding out on me� 523 NCPIMP You looking for some action? 524 NCPIMP You looking to get�wet? 525 NCPIMP You can't find sweeter tail ANYWHERE else. 526 NCPIMP I'm so bright, I make Reno look dim. 527 NCPIMP You look like a man with a FIRE down below. 528 NCPIMP Talk to me, friend. I got a woman you can wear for the WHOLE night. 529 NCPIMP You got the chips, you can have a taste of heaven. 530 NCPIMP You need a friend for tonight, brother? I get you a sweeeet one. 531 NCPIMP These ain't slaves, these are professionals, hear what I'm saying? 532 NCPIMP The finest ladies in all o' New Reno. Yours for the asking...if you got the chips. 533 NCPIMP Can she suck a garden hose through a golf ball? Hell, yes. 534 NCPIMP I got women that make you a real man, only cost a few chips. 535 NCPIMP I got the mother lode in my stable. 536 NCPIMP Let me set you up, man. I was pimp of the year two years running. 537 NCPIMP I got this one woman you try out; she has this real soft juicy-fruit butt. 538 NCPIMP Don't you be doing no teabag on my woman now. 539 NCPIMP I better not catch you doing no donkey punches on my women. 540 NCPIMP You better not be giving my women no purple mushrooms, hear? 541 NCPIMP I catch you doing a Cleveland Steamer on ANY of my women, and I will KILL you. 542 NCPIMP You looking for some action? 543 NCPIMP I got the finest whores in all o' New Reno. Just try 'em and see. 550 NCPIMP Woman better have my money... 551 NCPIMP These tourists ain't nearly as horn-ay as I'd like. 552 NCPIMP Bitch better not be holding out on me� 553 NCPIMP ::Scoping you out:: 554 NCPIMP Yo, sweetness, come talk to me for a moment. 555 NCPIMP Come here, I got a pro-position for you. 556 NCPIMP Check out that soft juicy-fruit butt. 557 NCPIMP Baby, come let me squeeze that soft juicy-fruit butt o' yours. 558 NCPIMP Hey, beautiful. You interested in doing some work? 559 NCPIMP I got some work for you; benefit is, you get to lie down on the job. 560 NCPIMP You need a place to stay, sugar and spice? 561 NCPIMP Come back to my crib, best place to stay in all of Reno. 562 NCPIMP You got a place to stay? I can get you one. 563 NCPIMP ::Scopes you out:: 564 NCPIMP Baby, let me squeeze that soft juicy-fruit butt o' yours. 100 NCPITBOS You see the casino pit boss. 150 NCPITBOS You see a well-dressed man. He is surveying the casino. 151 NCPITBOS You see a pit boss. He is surveying the casino. 200 NCPITBOS Uh�you'll need to remove that armor. 201 NCPITBOS Uh, sir�or ma'am�you'll need to remove that armor. 202 NCPITBOS Sir�ma'am�you can't wear that in the casino. 205 NCPITBOS Uh, why are you sneaking around, sir? 206 NCPITBOS Uh, are you undercover, sir? 210 NCPITBOS Uh, why are you sneaking around, ma'am? 211 NCPITBOS Uh, are you undercover, ma'am? 215 NCPITBOS Good evening, 1215 NCPITBOS , sir. 216 NCPITBOS Evening, 1216 NCPITBOS , sir. 220 NCPITBOS Good evening, 1220 NCPITBOS , ma'am. 221 NCPITBOS Evening, 1221 NCPITBOS , ma'am. 225 NCPITBOS Good day, 1225 NCPITBOS , sir. 230 NCPITBOS Good day, 1230 NCPITBOS , ma'am. 235 NCPITBOS Friend, you're walking into the wrong casino. 236 NCPITBOS You better leave. Now. 237 NCPITBOS This ain't the place to be gambling with your life. You better leave. 238 NCPITBOS Bitch, you're walking into the wrong casino. 245 NCPITBOS Sir, I'm sorry, you'll have to secure that weapon. 250 NCPITBOS Ma'am, I'm sorry, you'll have to secure that weapon. 255 NCPITBOS Honey, I'm sorry, you can't carry weapons into the casino. Heh-heh...you're deadly enough as it is. 260 NCPITBOS Honey, with a body like that, you won't be able to sneak anywhere. 265 NCPITBOS Tribal, you better secure that weapon right NOW. 270 NCPITBOS Tribal, you better stop that sneaking around shit right NOW. 275 NCPITBOS Hey, hey�Myron! Ain't seen you outside the lab in a long time. 276 NCPITBOS You here to sample some of the new merchandise, Myron? 277 NCPITBOS Hey! Come on in, Myron. 285 NCPITBOS No mutants. He waits outside. 286 NCPITBOS I don't care if your friend one of the Ex-Men, mutants wait outside. 287 NCPITBOS That mutant freak ain't allowed in here. 295 NCPITBOS No droids. 296 NCPITBOS We don't serve droids. 297 NCPITBOS No droids. They wait outside. 305 NCPITBOS I'm not s'posed ta chat while on duty, but I'm glad you kicked the Enclave's ass. 306 NCPITBOS Hey, 1306 NCPITBOS . Take a rest from saving the world and have some fun. 315 NCPITBOS Need some more chips at table three� 316 NCPITBOS Good crowd today� 325 NCPITBOS Need some more chips at table three� 326 NCPITBOS Good crowd tonight� 335 NCPITBOS Hey, 336 NCPITBOS ! Heard yer the one who kicked the Enclave back to the stone age! I've been instructed to give you some chips, courtesy of the casino. Enjoy yourself, sir. 337 NCPITBOS ! Heard yer the one who kicked the Enclave back to the stone age! I've been instructed to give you some chips, courtesy of the casino. Enjoy yourself, ma'am. 338 NCPITBOS . What's up, chief? Get you anything? A drink? A waitress? 339 NCPITBOS . Prettiest girl at the casino. Get you anything? A drink? A private table? 340 NCPITBOS What can I do for you, pal? 341 NCPITBOS What can I do for you, hon? 342 NCPITBOS Fooooooo foo foo fooooo 343 NCPITBOS Wander off 344 NCPITBOS Who are you? 345 NCPITBOS What casino is this? 346 NCPITBOS Can you tell me a little about the casino? 347 NCPITBOS You know somebody named Pretty Boy Lloyd? 348 NCPITBOS Who's that old guy at the slot machine? 349 NCPITBOS That comic you got on stage is weak. Mind if I try? 350 NCPITBOS Thanks. Do you need a dancer for the night? I'm open for a limited engagement. 351 NCPITBOS Thanks, I will. 352 NCPITBOS Nothing, thanks. Sorry to bother you. 353 NCPITBOS Just checking on things. Carry on. 360 NCPITBOS Hey, look who's here! Hey, 361 NCPITBOS . Welcome to [CN]. Love your films. 362 NCPITBOS Fooooooo foo foo fooooo 363 NCPITBOS Wander off 364 NCPITBOS Who are you? 365 NCPITBOS What casino is this? 366 NCPITBOS Can you tell me a little about the casino? 367 NCPITBOS You know somebody named Pretty Boy Lloyd? 368 NCPITBOS Who's that old guy at the slot machine? 369 NCPITBOS Thanks. Do you need a dancer for the night? I'm open for a limited engagement. 370 NCPITBOS Thanks, I'm flattered. Just stopped by to say hello. 280 NCPITBOS Shoot. What d'you want to know? 281 NCPITBOS Fooooooo foo foo fooooo 282 NCPITBOS Wander off 283 NCPITBOS Who are you? 284 NCPITBOS What casino is this? 288 NCPITBOS That comic you got on stage is weak. Mind if I try? 289 NCPITBOS Thanks. Do you need a dancer for the night? I'm open for a limited engagement. 290 NCPITBOS Thanks, I will. 291 NCPITBOS Nothing, thanks. Sorry to bother you. 292 NCPITBOS Just checking on things. Carry on. 300 NCPITBOS Uh, you better run along now, sir. 301 NCPITBOS Uh, you better run along now, ma'am. 302 NCPITBOS Get outta here, retard. 303 NCPITBOS Mom says I was speshal 304 NCPITBOS Wander off 317 NCPITBOS Wander off 327 NCPITBOS What casino is this? 328 NCPITBOS Can you tell me a little about the casino? 329 NCPITBOS Nothing, thanks. Sorry to bother you. 355 NCPITBOS The [CA] family. They pumped a lot of life into this place, made it a real night spot, a shining jewel in New Reno. 356 NCPITBOS The [CA] Family. That a problem? Cause if you ain't here to gamble, then this ain't the place for you. Understand? 357 NCPITBOS Who are you? 358 NCPITBOS Can you tell me a little about the casino? 359 NCPITBOS I see. Thanks for your time. 375 NCPITBOS Nope, it's just stubborn�just like him. It could probably use a little repair work, but we ain't got no slot mechanics that can fix that damn thing. 376 NCPITBOS I had some other questions� 377 NCPITBOS Interesting. Thanks for the information. 385 NCPITBOS Yeah, that son of a bitch came in here about a week ago, ripped off one table of about a thousand chips, then bailed. Don't know where he is now, but he used to have a room at the Desperado. 386 NCPITBOS Yeah, some guy by that name was rentin' one of th' rooms upstairs...204. He was all paid up, but he bailed a few days ago and nobody saw him leave. 387 NCPITBOS Mr. Salvatore mentioned that there was a specific dealer that Lloyd won the money from. Who was that? 388 NCPITBOS I had some other questions� 389 NCPITBOS Thanks for the information. 395 NCPITBOS Nikki? Yeah, she's over there, at the middle table. Is there some sort of problem? 396 NCPITBOS No problem. Just wanted to meet her. I had some other questions� 397 NCPITBOS Thanks for the information. 405 NCPITBOS Her name WAS Nikki. She used to work here but she got aced�not too long ago. 406 NCPITBOS Hmmm. Do you mind if I ask you some other questions�? 407 NCPITBOS Interesting. Thanks for the information. 415 NCPITBOS Her name was Nikki. She used to work here but she took off not too long ago. Just packed her shit and bailed. 416 NCPITBOS Do you mind if I ask you some other questions� 417 NCPITBOS Interesting. Thanks for the information. 425 NCPITBOS Sure, be good for business. Dressing room's in the back� 426 NCPITBOS Excellent. I'll be on stage in a few minutes... 427 NCPITBOS Not right now. I had some other questions� 428 NCPITBOS Not right now, but I'll be back. 435 NCPITBOS No, we're still recovering from your last gig. You might want to check some of the other casinos. 436 NCPITBOS All right, thanks. Say, I had some other questions� 437 NCPITBOS Okay�though I will be back. 445 NCPITBOS You count up the evening's tally. chips. Not a bad haul. 446 NCPITBOS The leather was a nice touch. 447 NCPITBOS That ball gag you had with you didn't hurt, either. 448 NCPITBOS I'll do even better next time... 455 NCPITBOS Yeah, he stinks worse than brahmin shit. Still, you�? Aw, why the hell not. A little improv ain't gonna hurt, but it's a rough crowd�better hope you're good. 100 NCPITBOX You see the casino pit boss. 150 NCPITBOX You see a well-dressed man. He is surveying the casino. 0 NCPITBOX You see a pit boss. He is surveying the casino. 200 NCPITBOX Uh�you'll need to remove that armor. 210 NCPITBOX Uh, why are you sneaking around, sir? 220 NCPITBOX Uh, why are you sneaking around, ma'am? 230 NCPITBOX Good evening, [MM], sir. 240 NCPITBOX Good evening, [MM], ma'am. 250 NCPITBOX Good day, [MM], sir. 260 NCPITBOX Good day, [MM], ma'am. 270 NCPITBOX Friend, you're walking into the wrong casino. 280 NCPITBOX Sir, I'm sorry, you'll have to secure that weapon. 290 NCPITBOX Ma'am, I'm sorry, you'll have to secure that weapon. 300 NCPITBOX Honey, I'm sorry, you can't carry weapons into the casino. [Smiles.] You're deadly enough as it is. 310 NCPITBOX Honey, with a body like that, you won't be able to sneak anywhere. 320 NCPITBOX Tribal, you better secure that weapon right *now.* 330 NCPITBOX Tribal, you better stop that sneaking around shit right *now.* 340 NCPITBOX [To Myron] Hey, hey�Myron! Ain't seen you outside the lab in a long time. 350 NCPITBOX [Nods at Marcus.] No mutants. He waits outside. 360 NCPITBOX No droids. 370 NCPITBOX I'm not s'posed ta chat while on duty, but I'm glad you kicked the Enclave's ass. 380 NCPITBOX Need some more chips at table three� 390 NCPITBOX Need some more chips at table three� 400 NCPITBOX Hey, [X]! Heard yer the one who kicked the Enclave back to the stone age! [Becomes formal.] I've been instructed to give you some chips, courtesy of the casino. Enjoy yourself, sir. 420 NCPITBOX Hey, look who's here! Hey, [PS]. [Smiles.] Welcome to [CN]. Love your films. 440 NCPITBOX Shoot. What d'you want to know? 460 NCPITBOX Uh, you better run along now, sir. 470 NCPITBOX Yeah, yer Mom said I was special, too. Now take a hike�maybe she's along Virgin street somewhere. 480 NCPITBOX I'm the pit boss. [Looks slightly irritated.] Now what can I do for you? 490 NCPITBOX This is [CN]. Need anything, just ask. 500 NCPITBOX Best goddamn casino in town�but I am a little biased. [Laughs.] Anything else you want to know? 510 NCPITBOX The [CA] family. They pumped a lot of life into this place, made it a real night spot, a shining jewel in New Reno. 520 NCPITBOX That guy? Old Man McGee? Crazy sumabitch�he's been playing that machine there for the past few years, waiting for the big jackpot. His life fortune must be sitting in that thing, but it won't give him a single chip. 530 NCPITBOX [Shakes his head.] Nope, it's just stubborn�just like him. [Shrugs.] It could probably use a little repair work, but we ain't got no slot mechanics that can fix that damn thing. 540 NCPITBOX Yeah, that son of a bitch came in here about a week ago, ripped off one table of about a thousand chips, then bailed. Don't know where he is now, but he used to have a room at the Desperado. 550 NCPITBOX Nikki? [Scans the floor.] Yeah, she's over there, at the middle table. Is there some sort of problem? 560 NCPITBOX Her name *was* Nikki. She used to work here but she got aced�not too long ago. 570 NCPITBOX Her name was Nikki. She used to work here but she took off not too long ago. Just packed her shit and bailed. 580 NCPITBOX Sure, be good for business. Dressing room's in the back� 590 NCPITBOX [Shakes his head.] No, we're still recovering from your last gig. You might want to check some of the other casinos. 600 NCPITBOX You count up the evening's tally. [C] = chips. Not a bad haul. 610 NCPITBOX Yeah, he stinks worse than brahmin shit. Still, you�? [Looks you up and down skeptically.] Aw, why the hell not. A little improv ain't gonna hurt, but it's a rough crowd�better hope you're good. 100 NCPROSTI You see a prostitute. 150 NCPROSTI You see a�lady of the evening. Her tattered clothes are draped seductively around her body. 151 NCPROSTI You see a prostitute. She winks at you. 152 NCPROSTI You see a prostitute. Her eyes are like blown fuses. 153 NCPROSTI You see a prostitute. She smells like flowers. 154 NCPROSTI You see a prostitute. She smells like mother. 155 NCPROSTI You see a prostitute. It is a mystery to you how her tattered rags manage to hold her breasts in. 156 NCPROSTI You see a prostitute. She looks as if she kills her mates and eats them. 157 NCPROSTI You see a prostitute. She is appraising you like a jeweler. 158 NCPROSTI You see a prostitute. Her tattered clothes are draped seductively around her body. 175 NCPROSTI Oh my�it's him. . 176 NCPROSTI You are the biggest stud in the world. 177 NCPROSTI ::Swoons:: 178 NCPROSTI Yeah, 179 NCPROSTI ::Claps:: 180 NCPROSTI ::Cheers:: 181 NCPROSTI Oh my�it's her. 182 NCPROSTI You go, girl! 183 NCPROSTI ::Gives you the thumbs up sign:: 190 NCPROSTI You couldn't pay me enough chips to get it on with you in THAT. 195 NCPROSTI Over here, 196 NCPROSTI Look! It's him! 197 NCPROSTI Hey, 198 NCPROSTI Hey, sweetie? Any openings I could fill? 199 NCPROSTI When is your next movie coming out? 200 NCPROSTI Mmmm-mmmm. Work it, baby. 201 NCPROSTI What do you need ME for, Boogie Man? 202 NCPROSTI Ooops. I dropped something in your pants. Let me get it. 203 NCPROSTI I loved you in Great Balls for Hire. 204 NCPROSTI I loved you in Good Will Humping. 205 NCPROSTI I loved you in Vault Sexteen. 206 NCPROSTI You were great in Pokeahotass. 207 NCPROSTI Mmmmm-mmmm. How do you keep so fit? 208 NCPROSTI Can I have your autograph? On my chest? 209 NCPROSTI Could I act in your next movie? 210 NCPROSTI I would never fake it for YOU, 211 NCPROSTI Getting�weak. Can't�hold out�much longer. Must�have�sex�with you� 212 NCPROSTI She's no star, she's just tribal trash... 213 NCPROSTI I didn't realize they allowed porn stars to get THAT fat... 214 NCPROSTI She's fugly. 215 NCPROSTI She has all the sex appeal of a wet paper bag� 216 NCPROSTI Ugly as sin� 217 NCPROSTI The way she acts, you'd think she was a hero model instead of a porn star. 218 NCPROSTI She tries anything, I'll scar her� 219 NCPROSTI I don't know what the Corsican Brothers SEE in her� 220 NCPROSTI She's as talented as a rock and twice as ugly. 221 NCPROSTI That's right, you KEEP on walking. 222 NCPROSTI Makes me nauseous just looking at her� 223 NCPROSTI Look at her, strutting around like that� 224 NCPROSTI She's got a face only a brahmin could love. 225 NCPROSTI Well, if it isn't grand Queen Turd. 226 NCPROSTI If it ain't little miss bitchy� 227 NCPROSTI If it ain't little-miss-porn-star� 228 NCPROSTI Uglier than a brahmin's ass. 229 NCPROSTI Push off! This is our area, bitch! 230 NCPROSTI Haul your fat ass outta my sight. 231 NCPROSTI You're as talented as my shoe. 232 NCPROSTI Stay on this street, and we'll cut you. 233 NCPROSTI Bitch. 234 NCPROSTI Stuck-up whore� 235 NCPROSTI Trash� 236 NCPROSTI Hmphh! 237 NCPROSTI Get outta here, yer spoiling the biz. 238 NCPROSTI Scrawny whore. 239 NCPROSTI Don't talk to me, bitch. 240 NCPROSTI Go back to making your money the slow way, whore. 241 NCPROSTI What part of 'piss off' don't you understand? 242 NCPROSTI Speak to me again, I'll cut out your tongue. 243 NCPROSTI Gutterslut. 244 NCPROSTI ::Ignores you.:: 245 NCPROSTI ::Makes an obscene gesture:: 246 NCPROSTI Get outta here, "Miss Movie Star." 247 NCPROSTI Beat it, whore. 248 NCPROSTI You try anything, I'll scar you� 249 NCPROSTI I don't know what the Corsican Brothers SEE in you� 250 NCPROSTI You're as talented as a rock and twice as ugly. 251 NCPROSTI I don't talk to TRASH like you. 252 NCPROSTI Look at those muscles! Makes me weak� 253 NCPROSTI Daaaamn! 254 NCPROSTI ::Whistles:: 255 NCPROSTI He's built like a tank. Check out that barrel. 256 NCPROSTI Check out the barrel on that tank� 257 NCPROSTI He's all mine� 258 NCPROSTI ::Sigh:: 259 NCPROSTI What a badass. 260 NCPROSTI That boy makes me weak. 261 NCPROSTI If it ain't the King of Sting� 262 NCPROSTI He has lead in his pencil, that's for damn sure. 263 NCPROSTI Look! It's 265 NCPROSTI Now THERE'S some trouble I want to get into. 266 NCPROSTI Want to jump in the ring with me, champ? 267 NCPROSTI Wanna box, champ? 268 NCPROSTI How's it hanging, 269 NCPROSTI Looking for me? 270 NCPROSTI Why don't you come around more often? 271 NCPROSTI I got an opening you can fill. 272 NCPROSTI Need some company, 273 NCPROSTI You are SUCH a badass. 274 NCPROSTI You make me weak, you know that? 275 NCPROSTI Nice unit you got there. 276 NCPROSTI Need someone to take care of that for you, champ? 277 NCPROSTI Hey�watch out for the Masticator. He's a real jerk. He tried to bite my ear off once. 278 NCPROSTI Look! It's 279 NCPROSTI Need some company, 281 NCPROSTI She is SUCH a badass. I wish I could kick guy's asses like she does. 282 NCPROSTI There goes one tough woman. 283 NCPROSTI She looks so�(shivers)�dangerous. 284 NCPROSTI She's pretty sexy. 285 NCPROSTI Oh my�it's him. 286 NCPROSTI He looks so�(shivers)�dangerous. 287 NCPROSTI Daaaamn! 288 NCPROSTI ::Whistles:: 289 NCPROSTI What a badass. 290 NCPROSTI That boy makes me weak. 291 NCPROSTI He has lead in his pencil, that's for damn sure. 292 NCPROSTI Hellooooo, 293 NCPROSTI Need some company, 295 NCPROSTI Oh my�it's her. 296 NCPROSTI She is such a badass. 297 NCPROSTI There goes one tough bitch. 298 NCPROSTI She looks so�(shivers)�dangerous. 299 NCPROSTI She's pretty sexy. 300 NCPROSTI My name's Easy, slaver. What's yours? 301 NCPROSTI Hey, slaver, need some comapny? 302 NCPROSTI Let me teach you some things only a woman can teach. 303 NCPROSTI Need someone to share your bedroll, slaver? 304 NCPROSTI Got some hot-rocks there, slaver. 305 NCPROSTI Nasty little crotch cobra there. 306 NCPROSTI Lookin' for some action? 307 NCPROSTI Slaver, you ain't never had love 'til you had Reno love. 308 NCPROSTI Looking for a date? 309 NCPROSTI Heard there was some trouble on Commercial Row... 310 NCPROSTI Looking for some company? 311 NCPROSTI Wanna dance? 312 NCPROSTI Slaver, you ain't never had love 'til you had Reno love. 313 NCPROSTI Sure, I'll be one of your 'companions' for a few chips. 314 NCPROSTI New stranger in towm, looks like� 315 NCPROSTI Wanna fly, slaver? 316 NCPROSTI Wanna play slaver and servant? 317 NCPROSTI Nice dill. 318 NCPROSTI Let me cheer you up, sad clown. 319 NCPROSTI Lose your way, slaver? 320 NCPROSTI Got a gun you need to unload, slaver? 321 NCPROSTI That man could melt metal. 322 NCPROSTI Myron? I wouldn't touch him for a million chips. Make it two million. 323 NCPROSTI Looking for a good time, slaver? 324 NCPROSTI I like the look of your gecko, slaver. 325 NCPROSTI That a gecko in your pocket? 326 NCPROSTI Hey there, slaver. 327 NCPROSTI Need a date, slaver? 328 NCPROSTI Where's the fire, slaver? 329 NCPROSTI Childe, let me make you a man. 330 NCPROSTI Wanna play slaver and servant? 331 NCPROSTI Wanna pretend we're deathclaws in mating season? 332 NCPROSTI Need to pop a clip, slaver? 333 NCPROSTI Want to help a virgin lose her virginity? 334 NCPROSTI That slaver makes my Geiger counter tick. 335 NCPROSTI If you want me to be nice, that'll be extra. 336 NCPROSTI [Sings.] "Let's play - master and servant. Let's play - master and servant." 337 NCPROSTI Take a gamble on me, slaver. 338 NCPROSTI I finally installed that padded headboard. 339 NCPROSTI Taste of paradise'll cost you ten chips. 340 NCPROSTI Wanna play master and servant, slaver? 341 NCPROSTI Myron: All wax. No wick. 342 NCPROSTI Myron's a real twister� 343 NCPROSTI AC-DC, B n' D, whatever. 344 NCPROSTI What does he expect me to do, bend down for him? 345 NCPROSTI Need someone to yank your leash, slaver? 346 NCPROSTI Myron still keeps coming around... 347 NCPROSTI That Bishop girl is a bed-bunny. 348 NCPROSTI She ain't no Jet reliant, she's a BONE reliant. 349 NCPROSTI Action at the Cat's Paw is heating up... 350 NCPROSTI Had a marathon session running away from Myron last night... 351 NCPROSTI Looking for some TLC, slaver? 352 NCPROSTI Been walking this strip since yesterday... 353 NCPROSTI Like anything you see, slaver? 354 NCPROSTI You looking for love, slaver? 355 NCPROSTI Hey there, slaver! Come chat with me. 356 NCPROSTI ::Whistles at you:: 357 NCPROSTI Going to be in Reno long? 358 NCPROSTI I hate teabags. 359 NCPROSTI Why don't you take me back to your cage, slaver? 360 NCPROSTI Only takes a few chips gets my attention. 361 NCPROSTI Pure Reno love, right here. 362 NCPROSTI I'll give you some play. 363 NCPROSTI I'm Filthy Spice. 364 NCPROSTI I'm Homely Spice. 365 NCPROSTI I'm Slutty Spice. 366 NCPROSTI I'm Old Spice. 367 NCPROSTI I'm Syphilis�er, Slutty Spice. 368 NCPROSTI I'm Dirty Spice. 369 NCPROSTI Wranglers in the dust, that's what I want. 370 NCPROSTI I've got a friend if you want a double-header, slaver. 371 NCPROSTI Wish Myron was gay. 372 NCPROSTI New blood in town� 373 NCPROSTI Still don't know why they call it Virgin Street� 374 NCPROSTI Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? 375 NCPROSTI I wish he'd wear a paper bag sometimes� 376 NCPROSTI Buy a girl a drink, slaver? 377 NCPROSTI Take a lonely lady on the town, slaver? 378 NCPROSTI Need a friend for tonight, slaver? 379 NCPROSTI Looking for some new merchandise, slaver? 380 NCPROSTI Come over here, slaver, the show's about to begin� 381 NCPROSTI I heard some of the girls uptown killed their pimp. 382 NCPROSTI Most beautiful woman in the wastes, right here... 383 NCPROSTI That Jules better leave me alone. 384 NCPROSTI Still got that bruise from the headboard� 385 NCPROSTI Been worn out ever since that last convention� 386 NCPROSTI I wish that slaver convention took place in some other town. 387 NCPROSTI I felt the Earth move, but it was just the chili. 388 NCPROSTI Make me melt. 389 NCPROSTI He keeps it up, he's gonna bust his ticker� 390 NCPROSTI I'll take care of you, slaver. 391 NCPROSTI I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it. 392 NCPROSTI Jules keeps trying to deal on 2nd Street... 393 NCPROSTI Hey, slaver! Need a guide? 394 NCPROSTI Jules keeps wanting freebies. 395 NCPROSTI Need your cage rattled, slaver? 396 NCPROSTI I hear the families are getting tense again. 397 NCPROSTI Things are pretty slow. I wish that caravan would show. 398 NCPROSTI So he dresses up in this Deathclaw costume, then� 399 NCPROSTI I need help getting out of this dress. 400 NCPROSTI Zip me up? Then down again? 401 NCPROSTI Mmm-mmm. Looks like mating season. 402 NCPROSTI Need a friend? 403 NCPROSTI I kicked Jules in his family jewels last week. 404 NCPROSTI Looking to go down-town, slaver? 405 NCPROSTI They don't call me Lady Lucky for nothing. 406 NCPROSTI Love those brahmin-flavored condoms. 407 NCPROSTI Show a lady a good time, slaver? 408 NCPROSTI Myron keeps pestering me. At least his MONEY'S good. 409 NCPROSTI All you ever need is right here. 410 NCPROSTI Looking for Eden? Right here. 411 NCPROSTI You got the money, slaver, I got the time. 412 NCPROSTI Can you help me? I'm looking for my lost virginity. 413 NCPROSTI I'm a virgin, but I need the money. 414 NCPROSTI Be gentle, it's my first time. Today. 415 NCPROSTI Me so horny. 416 NCPROSTI You got the craving, I got the saving. 417 NCPROSTI Let me awaken your inner child. 418 NCPROSTI Wanna dance, sweetheart? 419 NCPROSTI Lookin' to stake a claim? 420 NCPROSTI Wanna make me moan? 421 NCPROSTI ::Purrrrr:: 422 NCPROSTI ::Rrrrrowrrr:: 423 NCPROSTI ::Blows you a kiss:: 424 NCPROSTI Wanna get together? 425 NCPROSTI I'm not cheap, but I am on special. 426 NCPROSTI Tying you up costs extra. 427 NCPROSTI Where did I leave my whip? 428 NCPROSTI Ready like a freddie. 429 NCPROSTI I had to dress up like WILMA last night, fer Chrissakes. 430 NCPROSTI I was with Myron last night. For about five seconds. 431 NCPROSTI Wish they'd come out with some Jet-smelling body oils... 432 NCPROSTI My ass is going to fall off, Myron keeps it up. 433 NCPROSTI Damn Temperance Union came around again� 434 NCPROSTI ::Whistles:: 435 NCPROSTI I guarantee I'm better than that Pip Boy attachment you've been using. 436 NCPROSTI Want me to tighten your screws, slaver? 437 NCPROSTI I'd rather be with Avellone. 438 NCPROSTI I wish Nick Kesting was here. We could talk for hours! 439 NCPROSTI Nick Kesting is a really nice guy. We have great conversations. 440 NCPROSTI Tommy the Balls is sooo dreamy. 441 NCPROSTI Well, well. Look who just rolled into town... 442 NCPROSTI You look like someone with some time to burn. 443 NCPROSTI Oh, boy! A tourist! 444 NCPROSTI Biting is extra. 445 NCPROSTI My name's Easy, slaver-girl. What's yours? 446 NCPROSTI Hey, slaver-girl. Looking for the other woman? 447 NCPROSTI Looking for a taste of the other side, sweetheart? 448 NCPROSTI Need a "slave" for the evening, slaver-girl? 449 NCPROSTI Need someone to warm your tent, slaver-girl? 450 NCPROSTI Need someone to share your bedroll, slaver-girl? 451 NCPROSTI Wanna dance, slaver-girl? 452 NCPROSTI Slaver-girl, you ain't never had love 'til you had Reno love. 453 NCPROSTI Wanna fly, slaver-girl? 454 NCPROSTI Lose your way, slaver-girl? 455 NCPROSTI Looking for a good time, slaver-girl? 456 NCPROSTI Didn't realize the slaver guild had women now... 457 NCPROSTI Where's the fire, slaver-girl? 458 NCPROSTI That slaver girl's pretty foxy. 459 NCPROSTI That slaver-girl makes my Geiger counter tick. 460 NCPROSTI I guarantee I'm better in the sack that that robot following you around. 461 NCPROSTI Is that robot FULLY functional? 462 NCPROSTI Is that some kind of slot machine that's following you around? 463 NCPROSTI Is that a robo-slot machine? 464 NCPROSTI Does your robot do tricks? Uh�magic tricks, I mean. 465 NCPROSTI Tell me that ain't a mutant. 466 NCPROSTI That mutant'll be extra. LOTS extra. 467 NCPROSTI Uh-oh. Mutants in New Reno. Must mean trouble. 468 NCPROSTI That mutant is one big mutha. 469 NCPROSTI That mutant looks like he could crush me in one hand. Hmmmnnn. 470 NCPROSTI I wouldn't even know what to charge for a mutant. 471 NCPROSTI Hey, Myron! 472 NCPROSTI Myron! Honey! When are you going to come back and see lil' ol me? 473 NCPROSTI My-ron. Myyyyyy-ron. 474 NCPROSTI Myron, who's your cute friend? 475 NCPROSTI Myron, honey! Myron! You looking for some action? 476 NCPROSTI Yoo-hoo! Myron! 477 NCPROSTI I been missing you, Myron! 478 NCPROSTI Myron, you are sooooo dreamy. Well, sort of. 479 NCPROSTI Myron, when are you gonna see me again? 480 NCPROSTI Can you get me some Jet, Myron? 481 NCPROSTI When are you gonna set me up with some Jet, Myron? 482 NCPROSTI Can you help me fly, Myron? 483 NCPROSTI My name's Easy. What's yours? 484 NCPROSTI Need a little company? 485 NCPROSTI Let me teach you some things only a woman can teach. 486 NCPROSTI Need someone to warm your tent? 487 NCPROSTI Need someone to share your bedroll? 488 NCPROSTI Got some hot-rocks there, pal. 489 NCPROSTI Nasty little crotch cobra there. 490 NCPROSTI Lookin' for some action? 491 NCPROSTI You ain't never had love 'til you had Reno love. 492 NCPROSTI Looking for a date? 493 NCPROSTI Heard there was some trouble on Commercial Row... 494 NCPROSTI Looking for some company? 495 NCPROSTI Only sports going on in Reno nowdays in tonsil hockey... 496 NCPROSTI Wanna dance? 497 NCPROSTI Forget the slot machines. My payoff's MUCH better. 498 NCPROSTI I can't believe how many strippers were at Feargus' bachelor party. 499 NCPROSTI New stranger in town, looks like� 500 NCPROSTI Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? 501 NCPROSTI Wanna fly? 502 NCPROSTI Haven't seen any caravans from Redding in a while. 503 NCPROSTI Nice dill. 504 NCPROSTI Let me cheer you up, sad clown. 505 NCPROSTI Lose your way, cowboy? 506 NCPROSTI Got a gun you need to unload, soldier? 507 NCPROSTI That man could melt metal. 508 NCPROSTI Too many streetwalkers in this town, not enough chips to go around. 509 NCPROSTI I've been walking this street since last night... 510 NCPROSTI Need a friend for the evening? Or just ten minutes? 511 NCPROSTI Looking for a good time? 512 NCPROSTI Looking to go down-town? 513 NCPROSTI I like the look of your gecko. 514 NCPROSTI That a gecko in your pocket? 515 NCPROSTI You need a guide around town, sugah? 516 NCPROSTI Where's the fire? 517 NCPROSTI Childe, let me make you a man. 518 NCPROSTI Sometimes the way women in this town are designed offends me. 519 NCPROSTI Wanna pretend we're deathclaws in mating season? 520 NCPROSTI That man makes my Geiger counter tick. 521 NCPROSTI If I have to talk to you afterwards, that's extra. 522 NCPROSTI Anything I can help you with, stranger? 523 NCPROSTI You ain't never had love 'til you had Reno love. 524 NCPROSTI Your friend with the bone in his nose�great gimmick. 525 NCPROSTI Does your friend with the bone do tricks with his nose or sumthin'? 526 NCPROSTI Maybe I should put a bone in my nose. Might attract more female customers. 527 NCPROSTI That fella's got a bone in his nose the size of my arm. Keeee-rist. 528 NCPROSTI I don't even want to know how that boy got that bone in his nose. 529 NCPROSTI Is your friend with the bone in his nose in the business? 530 NCPROSTI How much does your friend with the bone in his nose charge? 531 NCPROSTI For thirty chips, I can make that bone in your friend's nose larger. 532 NCPROSTI Your friend with the bone in his nose over-compensating for something? 533 NCPROSTI I finally installed that padded headboard. 534 NCPROSTI Taste of paradise? Ten chips. 535 NCPROSTI Myron: All wax. No wick. 536 NCPROSTI Myron's a real twister. 537 NCPROSTI AC-DC, B n' D, whatever. 538 NCPROSTI What does he expect me to do, bend down for him? 539 NCPROSTI Keep thinking that Reno sign's gonna fall down... 540 NCPROSTI That Bishop girl is a bed-bunny. 541 NCPROSTI She ain't no Jet reliant, she's a BONE reliant. 542 NCPROSTI I heard Vault City has only two types of Citizens. Maybe it was some cloning accident. 543 NCPROSTI Felt like I was in a marathon last night... 544 NCPROSTI Looking for love, honey? 545 NCPROSTI Wish Myron would move away. Far away. 546 NCPROSTI I can do ANYTHING you want...for the right price. 547 NCPROSTI I'm ready to go, honey. How about you? 548 NCPROSTI ::Whistles at you:: 549 NCPROSTI I hate teabags. 550 NCPROSTI Take a gamble on me, honey. 551 NCPROSTI Looking for a good time? 552 NCPROSTI Pure Reno love, right here. 553 NCPROSTI I'll give you some play. 554 NCPROSTI I'm Filthy Spice. 555 NCPROSTI I'm Homely Spice. 556 NCPROSTI I'm Slutty Spice. 557 NCPROSTI I'm Old Spice. 558 NCPROSTI I'm Syphilis�er, Slutty Spice. 559 NCPROSTI I'm Dirty Spice. 560 NCPROSTI Wranglers in the dust, that's what I want. 561 NCPROSTI I've got a girlfriend if you want a double-header. 562 NCPROSTI Wish Myron was gay. 563 NCPROSTI New blood in town� 564 NCPROSTI Still don't know why they call it Virgin Street� 565 NCPROSTI I wish he'd wear a paper bag sometimes� 566 NCPROSTI Buy a girl a drink? 567 NCPROSTI Take a lonely lady on the town? 568 NCPROSTI Oh, boy! A tourist! 569 NCPROSTI Come over here, honey, the show's about to begin� 570 NCPROSTI I heard some of the girls uptown killed their pimp. 571 NCPROSTI Hellooooo, stranger. 572 NCPROSTI That Jules better leave me alone. 573 NCPROSTI Still got that bruise from the headboard� 574 NCPROSTI Been worn out ever since that last convention� 575 NCPROSTI I wish those tribals would go to some other town. 576 NCPROSTI I felt the Earth move, but it was just the chili. 577 NCPROSTI Make me melt. 578 NCPROSTI He keeps it up, he's gonna bust his ticker� 579 NCPROSTI The buzzing of the neon keeps driving me crazy... 580 NCPROSTI I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it. 581 NCPROSTI To think I came from the Den for this... 582 NCPROSTI Hey, stranger! Need a guide? 583 NCPROSTI Jules keeps wanting freebies. 584 NCPROSTI I hear the families are getting tense again. 585 NCPROSTI Things are pretty slow. I wish that caravan would show. 586 NCPROSTI So he dresses up in this Deathclaw costume, then� 587 NCPROSTI I need help getting out of this dress. 588 NCPROSTI Zip me up? Then down again? 589 NCPROSTI Mmm-mmm. Looks like mating season. 590 NCPROSTI Wanna waste some time? 591 NCPROSTI I kicked Jules in his family jewels last week. 592 NCPROSTI They don't call me Lady Lucky for nothing. 593 NCPROSTI Love those brahmin-flavored condoms. 594 NCPROSTI Show a lady a good time? 595 NCPROSTI Wish they would invent a sexual placebo for Myron. 596 NCPROSTI Need a date, tribal? 597 NCPROSTI Want to pow-wow, tribal? 598 NCPROSTI Want to do the rain dance in my bedroom, tribal? 599 NCPROSTI All you need is one night with me. 600 NCPROSTI Looking for the Garden of Eden? Come to my bedroom. 601 NCPROSTI You got the chips, I got the time. 602 NCPROSTI Can you help me? I'm looking for my lost virginity. 603 NCPROSTI I'm a virgin, but I need the money. 604 NCPROSTI Be gentle, it's my first time. Today. 605 NCPROSTI Me so horny. 606 NCPROSTI You got the craving, I got the saving. 607 NCPROSTI Let me awaken your inner child. 608 NCPROSTI Wanna dance, sweetheart? 609 NCPROSTI Lookin' to stake a claim? 610 NCPROSTI Wanna make me moan? 611 NCPROSTI ::Purrrrr:: 612 NCPROSTI ::Rrrrrowrrr:: 613 NCPROSTI ::Blows you a kiss:: 614 NCPROSTI Been up since last night... 615 NCPROSTI I'm not cheap, but I am on special. 616 NCPROSTI Tying you up costs extra. 617 NCPROSTI Where did I leave my whip? 618 NCPROSTI Ready like a freddie. 619 NCPROSTI I had to dress up like WILMA last night, fer Chrissakes. 620 NCPROSTI I was with Myron last night. For about five seconds. 621 NCPROSTI Looking to pop a clip? 622 NCPROSTI Wish they'd come out with some Jet-smelling body oils... 623 NCPROSTI Want to help a virgin lose her virginity? 624 NCPROSTI My ass is going to fall off, Myron keeps it up. 625 NCPROSTI Damn Temperance Union came around again� 626 NCPROSTI ::Whistles:: 627 NCPROSTI Biting is extra. 628 NCPROSTI I guarantee I'm better than that Pip Boy attachment you've been using. 629 NCPROSTI Want me to tighten your screws? 630 NCPROSTI I'd rather be with Avellone. 631 NCPROSTI I wish Nick Kesting was here. We could talk for hours! 632 NCPROSTI Nick Kesting is a really nice guy. We have great conversations. 633 NCPROSTI Tommy the Balls is sooo dreamy. 634 NCPROSTI Well, well. Look who just rolled into town. 635 NCPROSTI Looking for the Garden of Eden? Come to my bedroom. 636 NCPROSTI Take a gamble on me, honey. 637 NCPROSTI My name's Easy, girl. What's yours? 638 NCPROSTI Hey, cutie. Looking for the other woman? 639 NCPROSTI Looking for a taste of the other side, sweetheart? 640 NCPROSTI Need a little company? 641 NCPROSTI Girl, let me teach you some things only a WOMAN can teach. 642 NCPROSTI Need someone to warm your tent, girl? 643 NCPROSTI Need someone to share your bedroll, girl? 644 NCPROSTI Wanna dance, girl? 645 NCPROSTI Forget the slot machines, girl. My payoff's MUCH better. 646 NCPROSTI Girl, you ain't never had love 'til you had Reno love. 647 NCPROSTI Wanna fly, girl? 648 NCPROSTI Lose your way, cowgirl? 649 NCPROSTI Got a gun you need to unload, G.I. Jane? 650 NCPROSTI Looking for a good time, girl? 651 NCPROSTI Looking to go down-town, girlie? 652 NCPROSTI You need a guide around town, sugah? 653 NCPROSTI Where's the fire, girl? 654 NCPROSTI That woman makes my Geiger counter tick. 655 NCPROSTI My name's Easy. What's yours? 656 NCPROSTI Need a little company? 657 NCPROSTI Let me teach you some things only a woman can teach. 658 NCPROSTI Need someone to warm your tent? 659 NCPROSTI Need someone to share your bedroll? 660 NCPROSTI Got some hot-rocks there, pal. 661 NCPROSTI Nasty little crotch cobra there. 662 NCPROSTI Lookin' for some action? 663 NCPROSTI You ain't never had love 'til you had Reno love. 664 NCPROSTI Looking for a date? 665 NCPROSTI Heard there was some trouble on Commercial Row... 666 NCPROSTI Looking for some company? 667 NCPROSTI Only sports going on in Reno nowdays in tonsil hockey... 668 NCPROSTI Wanna dance? 669 NCPROSTI Forget the slot machines. My payoff's MUCH better. 670 NCPROSTI I can't believe how many strippers were at Feargus' bachelor party. 671 NCPROSTI New stranger in town, looks like� 672 NCPROSTI Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? 673 NCPROSTI Wanna fly? 674 NCPROSTI Haven't seen any caravans from Redding in a while... 675 NCPROSTI Nice dill. 676 NCPROSTI Let me cheer you up, sad clown. 677 NCPROSTI Lose your way, cowboy? 678 NCPROSTI Got a gun you need to unload, soldier? 679 NCPROSTI That man could melt metal. 680 NCPROSTI Too many streetwalkers in this town, not enough chips to go around. 681 NCPROSTI Been walking this street since last night... 682 NCPROSTI Need a friend for the evening? Or just ten minutes? 683 NCPROSTI Looking for a good time? 684 NCPROSTI Looking to go down-town? 685 NCPROSTI I like the look of your gecko. 686 NCPROSTI That a gecko in your pocket? 687 NCPROSTI Need a guide around town, sugah? 688 NCPROSTI Where's the fire? 689 NCPROSTI Childe, let me make you a man. 690 NCPROSTI Mmmmm-mmmmm. 691 NCPROSTI Wanna pretend we're deathclaws in mating season? 692 NCPROSTI That man makes my Geiger counter tick. 693 NCPROSTI If I have to talk to you aftewards, that's extra. 694 NCPROSTI Anything I can help you with, stranger? 695 NCPROSTI You ain't never had love 'til you had Reno love. 696 NCPROSTI I finally installed that padded headboard. 697 NCPROSTI Taste of paradise'll cost you ten chips. 698 NCPROSTI Myron: All wax. No wick. 699 NCPROSTI Myron's a real twister. 700 NCPROSTI AC-DC, B n' D, whatever. 701 NCPROSTI What does he expect me to do, bend down for him? 702 NCPROSTI Keep thinking that Reno sign's gonna fall down... 703 NCPROSTI That Bishop girl is a bed-bunny. 704 NCPROSTI She ain't no Jet reliant, she's a BONE reliant. 705 NCPROSTI I heard Vault City has only two types of Citizens. Maybe it was some cloning accident. 706 NCPROSTI Felt like I was in a marathon last night... 707 NCPROSTI Looking for love, honey? 708 NCPROSTI Wish Myron would move away. Far away. 709 NCPROSTI I can do ANYTHING you want...for the right price. 710 NCPROSTI I'm ready to go, honey. How about you? 711 NCPROSTI ::Whistles at you:: 712 NCPROSTI I hate teabags. 713 NCPROSTI Take a gamble on me, honey. 714 NCPROSTI Looking for a good time? 715 NCPROSTI Pure Reno love, right here. 716 NCPROSTI I'll give you some play. 717 NCPROSTI I'm Filthy Spice. 718 NCPROSTI I'm Homely Spice. 719 NCPROSTI I'm Slutty Spice. 720 NCPROSTI I'm Old Spice. 721 NCPROSTI I'm Syphilis�er, Slutty Spice. 722 NCPROSTI I'm Dirty Spice. 723 NCPROSTI Wranglers in the dust, that's what I want. 724 NCPROSTI I've got a girlfriend if you want a double-header. 725 NCPROSTI Wish Myron was gay. 726 NCPROSTI New blood in town� 727 NCPROSTI Still don't know why they call it Virgin Street� 728 NCPROSTI I wish he'd wear a paper bag sometimes� 729 NCPROSTI Buy a girl a drink? 730 NCPROSTI Take a lonely lady on the town? 731 NCPROSTI Oh, boy! A tourist! 732 NCPROSTI Come over here, honey, the show's about to begin� 733 NCPROSTI I heard some of the girls uptown killed their pimp. 734 NCPROSTI Helloooo, stranger. 735 NCPROSTI That Jules better leave me alone. 736 NCPROSTI Still got that bruise from the headboard� 737 NCPROSTI Been worn out ever since that last convention� 738 NCPROSTI Wish tribals would stop coming through here. 739 NCPROSTI I felt the Earth move, but it was just the chili. 740 NCPROSTI Make me melt. 741 NCPROSTI He keeps it up, he's gonna bust his ticker� 742 NCPROSTI Buzzing of the neon is driving me crazy... 743 NCPROSTI I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it. 744 NCPROSTI To think I came from the Den for this... 745 NCPROSTI Hey, stranger! Need a guide? 746 NCPROSTI Jules keeps wanting freebies. 747 NCPROSTI I hear the families are getting tense again. 748 NCPROSTI Things are pretty slow. I wish that caravan would show. 749 NCPROSTI So he dresses up in this Deathclaw costume, then� 750 NCPROSTI I need help getting out of this dress. 751 NCPROSTI Zip me up? Then down again? 752 NCPROSTI Mmm-mmm. Looks like mating season. 753 NCPROSTI Wanna waste some time? 754 NCPROSTI I kicked Jules in his family jewels last week. 755 NCPROSTI They don't call me Lady Lucky for nothing. 756 NCPROSTI Love those brahmin-flavored condoms. 757 NCPROSTI Show a lady a good time? 758 NCPROSTI Wish they would invent a sexual placebo for Myron. 759 NCPROSTI Need a date, tribal? 760 NCPROSTI Want to pow-wow, tribal? 761 NCPROSTI Want to do the rain dance in my bedroom, tribal? 762 NCPROSTI All you need is one night with me. 763 NCPROSTI Looking for the Garden of Eden? Come to my bedroom. 764 NCPROSTI You got the chips, I got the time. 765 NCPROSTI Can you help me? I'm looking for my lost virginity. 766 NCPROSTI I'm a virgin, but I need the money. 767 NCPROSTI Be gentle, it's my first time. Today. 768 NCPROSTI Me so horny. 769 NCPROSTI You got the craving, I got the saving. 770 NCPROSTI Let me awaken your inner child. 771 NCPROSTI Wanna dance, sweetheart? 772 NCPROSTI Lookin' to stake a claim? 773 NCPROSTI Wanna make me moan? 774 NCPROSTI ::Purrrrr:: 775 NCPROSTI ::Rrrrrowrrr:: 776 NCPROSTI ::Blows you a kiss:: 777 NCPROSTI Been up since last night... 778 NCPROSTI I'm not cheap, but I am on special. 779 NCPROSTI Tying you up costs extra. 780 NCPROSTI Where did I leave my whip? 781 NCPROSTI Ready like a freddie. 782 NCPROSTI I had to dress up like WILMA last night, fer Chrissakes. 783 NCPROSTI I was with Myron last night. For about five seconds. 784 NCPROSTI Looking to pop a clip? 785 NCPROSTI Wish they'd come out with some Jet-smelling body oils... 786 NCPROSTI Want to help a virgin lose her virginity? 787 NCPROSTI My ass is going to fall off, Myron keeps it up. 788 NCPROSTI Damn Temperance Union came around again� 789 NCPROSTI ::Whistles:: 790 NCPROSTI Biting is extra. 791 NCPROSTI I guarantee I'm better than that Pip Boy attachment you've been using. 792 NCPROSTI Want me to tighten your screws? 793 NCPROSTI I'd rather be with Avellone. 794 NCPROSTI I wish Nick Kesting was here. We could talk for hours! 795 NCPROSTI Nick Kesting is a really nice guy. We have great conversations. 796 NCPROSTI Tommy the Balls is sooo dreamy. 797 NCPROSTI Well, well. Look who just rolled into town... 798 NCPROSTI Looking for the Garden of Eden? Come to my bedroom. 799 NCPROSTI Take a gamble on me, honey. 800 NCPROSTI My name's Easy, girl. What's yours? 801 NCPROSTI Hey, cutie. Looking for the other woman? 802 NCPROSTI Looking for a taste of the other side, sweetheart? 803 NCPROSTI Need a little company? 804 NCPROSTI Girl, let me teach you some things only a WOMAN can teach. 805 NCPROSTI Need someone to warm your tent, girl? 806 NCPROSTI Need someone to share your bedroll, girl? 807 NCPROSTI Wanna dance, girl? 808 NCPROSTI Forget the slot machines, girl. My payoff's MUCH better. 809 NCPROSTI Girl, you ain't never had love 'til you had Reno love. 810 NCPROSTI Wanna fly, girl? 811 NCPROSTI Lose your way, cowgirl? 812 NCPROSTI Got a gun you need to unload, G.I. Jane? 813 NCPROSTI Looking for a good time, girl? 814 NCPROSTI Looking to go down-town, girlie? 815 NCPROSTI Need a guide around town, sugah? 816 NCPROSTI Where's the fire, girl? 817 NCPROSTI That woman makes my Geiger counter tick. 818 NCPROSTI The Enclave? President? Tell me the whole story. 819 NCPROSTI Tom French scripted me. He has soft, gentle hands. 820 NCPROSTI They were still fighting the WAR? Really! Good thing you wasted those bastards. 821 NCPROSTI You are a total badass. I mean, you start from a simple spear-chucking tribal - no offense - and go on to save the whole world. You kick ass. End of story. 822 NCPROSTI You should replay the game as a different kind of character. 823 NCPROSTI Tell me everything about your fight with the Enclave� 824 NCPROSTI Hey, if you want a freebie after saving the world, I'm sure you can talk me into it� 825 NCPROSTI I don't know how you survived those Enclave bastards, but you are the bravest person I've ever known. 826 NCPROSTI Tim Cain? Yes, he's one of my regulars. 827 NCPROSTI Kiss me, you Enclave-busting animal. 828 NCPROSTI I hear the Brothers are looking for you. They want to do a film based on your adventure. 829 NCPROSTI We miss Tim Cain. He used to cook wonderful bread. Then he would spank us like small children. 830 NCPROSTI I realize I'm just an NPC, but I'm deeply offended by the way women are portrayed in New Reno. 831 NCPROSTI Women in this town seem like they were designed by some immature sex-starved geek who lives in his parent's basement. 832 NCPROSTI New Reno was designed by Chris Avellone and Tom French. Both of them are sexual GODS. 833 NCPROSTI Feargus got that frowny-look on his face when he saw how many float text messages I have. He's such a sour-puss. 834 NCPROSTI You score is 192 out of 208. You really should have used the mutated toe on Horrigan. 835 NCPROSTI Some woman must have broken your heart terribly for you to have retreated inside that armored suit. Let me help. 836 NCPROSTI Look, Tin Man, if you want me to dress up as Dorothy or Toto, that's extra. 837 NCPROSTI Look, pal, if you want to do it, you'll have to get outta there; the metal hurts and leaves scars. 838 NCPROSTI Is there a trapdoor, or do you have to get out of that thing to get a handjob? 839 NCPROSTI If you get an erection in that thing, do you bruise? 840 NCPROSTI Looks like you brought your own condom. 841 NCPROSTI Is that some new body condom? 842 NCPROSTI You must really be afraid of STDs to be in that thing. 843 NCPROSTI If you want me to have sex with you in that thing, that's extra. 844 NCPROSTI If you want to get it on, you'll have to step outta there. 845 NCPROSTI Will my moisture make you rust? 846 NCPROSTI Well�okay. But no way in HELL are you going to be on top. 847 NCPROSTI How the hell do you go to the bathroom with that thing on? 848 NCPROSTI Am I going to need the Jaws of Life to get you outta there? 849 NCPROSTI Is that some new kind of vibrator? 850 NCPROSTI I think I saw this same situation in an Anime video once. 851 NCPROSTI Are you sure you aren't looking for a car wash? 852 NCPROSTI Look, honey, you'll have to get outta there; the metal hurts and leaves scars. 853 NCPROSTI Is that some new birth control device you're wearing? 854 NCPROSTI Want to jump in the ring with me, honey? I can last at least 12 rounds. 855 NCPROSTI Wanna box, 856 NCPROSTI Girl, you are such a badass. 857 NCPROSTI Wow, look at your muscles. You're tougher than a lot of men I know. And I know a LOT of men. 858 NCPROSTI How's it going, 859 NCPROSTI Looking for me? 860 NCPROSTI Why don't you come around more often? 861 NCPROSTI Need some company, 862 NCPROSTI Nice rack you got there. 863 NCPROSTI Hey�watch out for the Masticator. He's a real jerk. He tried to bite my ear off once. 864 NCPROSTI You're pretty sexy, girl, y'know that? 866 NCPROSTI If you're looking for a little company later� 868 NCPROSTI Hello, 869 NCPROSTI Put in a good word with the boss for me? 870 NCPROSTI Well, if it isn't the devilish 871 NCPROSTI I can do ANYTHING you want...it's all for the asking. 872 NCPROSTI Put in a good word with the boss for me? 874 NCPROSTI Um, if you're looking for a little company later, ma'am� 875 NCPROSTI My name's Easy, slaver. What's yours? 876 NCPROSTI Need someone to yank your leash, slaver? 877 NCPROSTI Why don't you take me back to your cage, slaver? 878 NCPROSTI Need your cage rattled, slaver? 879 NCPROSTI You're a frisky slaver, aren't you? 880 NCPROSTI Did you bring your own towelette? 881 NCPROSTI Yes, they ARE real, and NO, you can't check. 882 NCPROSTI Wanna wrangle, cowboy? 883 NCPROSTI Wanna sink me with your pink torpedo? 884 NCPROSTI Let me teach you some things only a woman can teach. 885 NCPROSTI Need someone to warm your tent, slaver? 886 NCPROSTI Need someone to share your bedroll, slaver? 887 NCPROSTI Got some hot-rocks there, slaver. 888 NCPROSTI Nasty little crotch cobra you got there, slaver. 889 NCPROSTI Lookin' for some action? 890 NCPROSTI You ain't never had love 'til you had Reno love. 891 NCPROSTI Looking for a date? 892 NCPROSTI Look, no free samples. 893 NCPROSTI Heard there was some trouble on Commercial Row... 894 NCPROSTI Looking for some company? 895 NCPROSTI Only sports going on in Reno nowdays in tonsil hockey... 896 NCPROSTI Wanna dance, slaver? 897 NCPROSTI Slaver, you ain't never had love 'til you had Reno love. 898 NCPROSTI I can't believe how many strippers were at Feargus' bachelor party. 899 NCPROSTI My job? I turn boys into MEN. 900 NCPROSTI Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? 901 NCPROSTI I've been in this town too long... 902 NCPROSTI Need a friend for the evening, slaver? Or just ten minutes? 903 NCPROSTI Wanna fly? 904 NCPROSTI Haven't seen any caravans from Redding in a while... 905 NCPROSTI Nice dill. 906 NCPROSTI Lose your way, slaver? 907 NCPROSTI Got a gun you need to unload, slaver? 908 NCPROSTI Anything I can help you with, stranger? 909 NCPROSTI I like the look of your gecko, slaver. 910 NCPROSTI That a gecko in your pocket? 911 NCPROSTI Need a guide around town, sugah? 912 NCPROSTI Where's the fire, slaver? 913 NCPROSTI Childe, let me make you a man. 914 NCPROSTI Wanna dance, slaver? 915 NCPROSTI Oh, hello, Mr. Tyler. Going�down? 916 NCPROSTI If I have to talk to you afterwards, that's extra. 917 NCPROSTI Yes, they ARE real, and NO, you can't check. 918 NCPROSTI This one guy, Fred Hatch, he wanted to know if there were any "big girls" in town. Weird. 919 NCPROSTI [Sings.] "Let's play - master and servant. Let's play - master and servant." 920 NCPROSTI Wanna play master and servant, slaver? 921 NCPROSTI If you want me to stay awake afterwards, that's extra. 922 NCPROSTI Wanna go to Where the Wild Things Are? 923 NCPROSTI Forget the slot machines. My payoff's MUCH better. 924 NCPROSTI I'm not cheap, but I am on special. 925 NCPROSTI I'll fit you like a flesh tuxedo. 926 NCPROSTI Talk about mudflaps, baby, I got 'em. 927 NCPROSTI Well, well. Look who just rolled into town... 928 NCPROSTI Looking for the Garden of Eden? Come to my bedroom. 929 NCPROSTI Lookin' for some action? 930 NCPROSTI When in doubt, whip it out. 931 NCPROSTI I finally installed that padded headboard. 932 NCPROSTI Taste of paradise'll cost you ten chips. 933 NCPROSTI Myron: All wax. No wick. 934 NCPROSTI Myron's a real twister. 935 NCPROSTI AC-DC, B n' D, whatever. 936 NCPROSTI That Bishop girl is a bed-bunny. 937 NCPROSTI She ain't no Jet reliant, she's a BONE reliant. 938 NCPROSTI I heard Vault City has only two types of Citizens. Maybe it was some cloning accident. 939 NCPROSTI Felt like I was in a marathon last night... 940 NCPROSTI Looking for love, honey? 941 NCPROSTI No kissing. It's the rule. 942 NCPROSTI Wish Myron would move away. Far away. 943 NCPROSTI I can do ANYTHING you want, slaver...for the right price. 944 NCPROSTI I'm ready to go, honey. How about you? 945 NCPROSTI Forget the slot machines. My payoff's MUCH better. 946 NCPROSTI I hate teabags. 947 NCPROSTI Take a gamble on me, slaver. 948 NCPROSTI Looking for a good time? 949 NCPROSTI Pure Reno love, right here. 950 NCPROSTI I'll give you some play. 951 NCPROSTI I'm Filthy Spice. 952 NCPROSTI I'm Homely Spice. 953 NCPROSTI I'm Slutty Spice. 954 NCPROSTI I'm Old Spice. 955 NCPROSTI I'm Syphilis�er, Slutty Spice. 956 NCPROSTI I'm Dirty Spice. 957 NCPROSTI Say�I've got a girlfriend if you want a double-header. 958 NCPROSTI Wish Myron was gay. 959 NCPROSTI Still don't know why they call it Virgin Street� 960 NCPROSTI I wish he'd wear a paper bag sometimes. 961 NCPROSTI Buy me a drink, slaver? 962 NCPROSTI Take a lonely lady on the town, slaver? 963 NCPROSTI Uh, of course I'm a woman. Just ignore the Adam's apple. 964 NCPROSTI I heard some of the girls uptown killed their pimp. 965 NCPROSTI Helloooo, stranger. 966 NCPROSTI That Jules better leave me alone. 967 NCPROSTI Still got that bruise from the headboard� 968 NCPROSTI Been worn out ever since that last slaver convention. 969 NCPROSTI I wish Gen Con took place in some other town. 970 NCPROSTI You could melt metal, you know that? 971 NCPROSTI I felt the Earth move, but it was just the chili. 972 NCPROSTI Make me melt. 973 NCPROSTI I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it. 974 NCPROSTI Need a guide around town, slaver? 975 NCPROSTI Whoa. THAT'LL cost extra. 976 NCPROSTI Jules keeps wanting freebies. 977 NCPROSTI I hear the families are getting tense again. 978 NCPROSTI Things are pretty slow. I wish that caravan would show. 979 NCPROSTI So he dresses up in this Deathclaw costume, then� 980 NCPROSTI I need help getting out of this dress. 981 NCPROSTI Zip me up? Then down again? 982 NCPROSTI Sorry, what were you saying? I was too busy staring at your ass. 983 NCPROSTI Wanna waste some time? 984 NCPROSTI Looking for a good time? 985 NCPROSTI I kicked Jules in his family jewels last week. 986 NCPROSTI Looking to go down-town? 987 NCPROSTI They don't call me Lady Lucky for nothing. 988 NCPROSTI Of COURSE I love those brahmin-flavored condoms. Yum. 989 NCPROSTI Show a lady a good time, slaver? 990 NCPROSTI Wish they would invent a sexual placebo for Myron. 991 NCPROSTI Need a date, slaver? 992 NCPROSTI Slaver, all you need is one night with me. 993 NCPROSTI Looking for the Garden of Eden? Come to my bedroom. 994 NCPROSTI You got the chips, slaver, I got the time. 995 NCPROSTI Can you help me? I'm looking for my lost virginity. 996 NCPROSTI I'm a virgin, but I need the money. 997 NCPROSTI Be gentle, it's my first time. Today. 998 NCPROSTI Me so horny. 999 NCPROSTI You got the craving, I got the saving. 1000 NCPROSTI Let me awaken your inner child. 1001 NCPROSTI I'm just doing this to pay for college. 1002 NCPROSTI Look, for the last time, I don't want to dress up as the "Vault Dweller." 1003 NCPROSTI Lookin' to stake a claim? 1004 NCPROSTI Wanna make me moan? 1005 NCPROSTI ::Purrrrr:: 1006 NCPROSTI ::Rrrrrowrrr:: 1007 NCPROSTI Stop tickling me. 1008 NCPROSTI Been up since last night... 1009 NCPROSTI Wanna pretend we're deathclaws in mating season? 1010 NCPROSTI I'm not cheap, but I am on special. 1011 NCPROSTI Tying you up costs extra. 1012 NCPROSTI Where did I leave my whip? 1013 NCPROSTI Ready like a freddie. 1014 NCPROSTI I had to dress up like WILMA last night, fer Chrissakes. 1015 NCPROSTI I was with Myron last night. For about five seconds. 1016 NCPROSTI Looking to pop a clip? 1017 NCPROSTI Wish they'd come out with some Jet-smelling body oils... 1018 NCPROSTI Want to help a virgin lose her virginity? 1019 NCPROSTI My ass is going to fall off, Myron keeps it up. 1020 NCPROSTI Damn Temperance Union came around again� 1021 NCPROSTI You make my Geiger counter tick. 1022 NCPROSTI ::Whistles:: 1023 NCPROSTI Biting is extra. 1024 NCPROSTI I guarantee I'm better than that Pip Boy attachment you've been using. 1025 NCPROSTI Want me to tighten your screws? 1026 NCPROSTI I'd rather be with Avellone. 1027 NCPROSTI I wish Nick Kesting was here. We could talk for hours! 1028 NCPROSTI Nick Kesting is a really nice guy. We have great conversations. 1029 NCPROSTI Tommy the Balls is sooo dreamy. 1030 NCPROSTI I need fifty dollars to make you holler. 1031 NCPROSTI My name's Easy, slaver-girl. What's yours? 1032 NCPROSTI Need someone to yank your leash, slaver-girl? 1033 NCPROSTI Why don't you take me back to your cage, slaver-girl? 1034 NCPROSTI Hey, slaver. Looking for the other woman? 1035 NCPROSTI Looking for a taste of the other side, sweetheart? 1036 NCPROSTI Need your cage rattled, slaver-girl? 1037 NCPROSTI Feeling experimental, slaver-girl? Prove it. 1038 NCPROSTI Wanna take a walk on the wild side, slaver-girl? 1039 NCPROSTI Need someone to share your tent, slaver-girl? 1040 NCPROSTI Need someone to share your bedroll, slaver-girl? 1041 NCPROSTI Got some nice curves there, slaver-girl. 1042 NCPROSTI Wanna dance, slaver-girl? 1043 NCPROSTI Slaver-girl, you ain't never had love 'til you had Reno love. 1044 NCPROSTI My job? I turn boys into *men.* I don't really know what I turn women into, but I'd like to find out. 1045 NCPROSTI Lose your way, slaver-girl? 1046 NCPROSTI Looking for a good time, slaver-girl? 1047 NCPROSTI Need a date, slaver-girl? 1048 NCPROSTI Where's the fire, slaver-girl? 1049 NCPROSTI You make my Geiger counter tick, slaver-girl. 1050 NCPROSTI My name's Easy. What's yours? 1051 NCPROSTI A little frisky, eh? 1052 NCPROSTI Did you bring your own towelette? 1053 NCPROSTI Yes, they ARE real. 1054 NCPROSTI Yes, they ARE real, and NO, you can't check. 1055 NCPROSTI Piss off, ass-for-brains. 1056 NCPROSTI Wanna wrangle, cowboy? 1057 NCPROSTI Wanna sink me with your pink torpedo? 1058 NCPROSTI Need someone to warm your tent? 1059 NCPROSTI Need someone to share your bedroll? 1060 NCPROSTI Got some hot-rocks there, pal. 1061 NCPROSTI Nasty little crotch cobra there. 1062 NCPROSTI Lookin' for some action? 1063 NCPROSTI You ain't never had love 'til you had Reno love. 1064 NCPROSTI Looking for a date? 1065 NCPROSTI Look, no free samples. 1066 NCPROSTI Heard there was some trouble on Commercial Row... 1067 NCPROSTI Looking for some company? 1068 NCPROSTI Only sports going on in Reno nowdays in tonsil hockey... 1069 NCPROSTI Wanna dance? 1070 NCPROSTI You ain't never had love 'til you had Reno love. 1071 NCPROSTI My job? I turn boys into MEN. 1072 NCPROSTI Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? 1073 NCPROSTI Been walking this street since last night... 1074 NCPROSTI Need a friend for the evening? Or just ten minutes? 1075 NCPROSTI Wanna fly? 1076 NCPROSTI Haven't seen any caravans from Redding in a while... 1077 NCPROSTI Nice dill. 1078 NCPROSTI Lose your way, cowboy? 1079 NCPROSTI Got a gun you need to unload, soldier? 1080 NCPROSTI Anything I can help you with, stranger? 1081 NCPROSTI Looking for a good time? 1082 NCPROSTI Looking to go down-town? 1083 NCPROSTI I like the look of your gecko. 1084 NCPROSTI That a gecko in your pocket? 1085 NCPROSTI You need a guide around town, sugah? 1086 NCPROSTI Where's the fire? 1087 NCPROSTI You got the money, I got the time. 1088 NCPROSTI Childe, let me make you a man. 1089 NCPROSTI Oh, hello, Mr. Tyler. Going�down? 1090 NCPROSTI If I have to talk to you afterwards, that's extra. 1091 NCPROSTI This one guy, Fred Hatch, he wanted to know if there were any "big girls" in town. Weird. 1092 NCPROSTI Your friend with the bone in his nose�great gimmick. 1093 NCPROSTI Does your friend with the bone do tricks with his nose or sumthin'? 1094 NCPROSTI Maybe I should put a bone in my nose. Might attract more female customers. 1095 NCPROSTI That fella's got a bone in his nose the size of my arm. Keeee-rist. 1096 NCPROSTI I don't even want to know how that boy got that bone in his nose. 1097 NCPROSTI Is your friend with the bone in his nose in the business? 1098 NCPROSTI How much does your friend with the bone in his nose charge? 1099 NCPROSTI For thirty chips, I can make that bone in your friend's nose larger. 1100 NCPROSTI Your friend with the bone in his nose over-compensating for something? 1101 NCPROSTI Looking for the Garden of Eden? Come to my bedroom. 1102 NCPROSTI Lookin' for some action? 1103 NCPROSTI When in doubt, whip it out. 1104 NCPROSTI Let me teach you some things only a woman can teach. 1105 NCPROSTI I finally installed that padded headboard. 1106 NCPROSTI Taste of paradise'll cost you ten chips. 1107 NCPROSTI Myron: All wax. No wick. 1108 NCPROSTI Myron's a real twister. 1109 NCPROSTI AC-DC, B n' D, whatever. 1110 NCPROSTI That Bishop girl is a bed-bunny. 1111 NCPROSTI She ain't no Jet reliant, she's a BONE reliant. 1112 NCPROSTI I heard Vault City has only two types of Citizens. Maybe it was some cloning accident. 1113 NCPROSTI Felt like I was in a marathon last night... 1114 NCPROSTI Looking for love, honey? 1115 NCPROSTI No kissing. It's the rule. 1116 NCPROSTI Wish Myron would move away. Far away. 1117 NCPROSTI I can do ANYTHING you want...for the right price. 1118 NCPROSTI I'm ready to go, honey. How about you? 1119 NCPROSTI Forget the slot machines. My payoff's MUCH better. 1120 NCPROSTI I hate teabags. 1121 NCPROSTI Take a gamble on me, honey. 1122 NCPROSTI Looking for a good time? 1123 NCPROSTI I can't believe how many strippers were at Feargus' bachelor party. 1124 NCPROSTI Pure Reno love, right here. 1125 NCPROSTI I'll give you some play. 1126 NCPROSTI I'm Filthy Spice. 1127 NCPROSTI I'm Homely Spice. 1128 NCPROSTI I'm Old Spice. 1129 NCPROSTI I'm Slutty Spice. 1130 NCPROSTI I'm Syphilis�er, Slutty Spice. 1131 NCPROSTI I'm Dirty Spice. 1132 NCPROSTI I've got a girlfriend if you want a double-header. 1133 NCPROSTI Wish Myron was gay. 1134 NCPROSTI Still don't know why they call it Virgin Street� 1135 NCPROSTI I wish he'd wear a paper bag sometimes. 1136 NCPROSTI Buy me a drink? 1137 NCPROSTI Take a lonely lady on the town? 1138 NCPROSTI Uh, of course I'm a woman. Just ignore the Adam's apple. 1139 NCPROSTI I heard some of the girls uptown killed their pimp. 1140 NCPROSTI Helloooo, stranger. 1141 NCPROSTI That Jules better leave me alone. 1142 NCPROSTI Still got that bruise from the headboard� 1143 NCPROSTI Been worn out ever since that last convention� 1144 NCPROSTI I wish Gen Con took place in some other town. 1145 NCPROSTI You could melt metal, you know that? 1146 NCPROSTI I felt the Earth move, but it was just the chili. 1147 NCPROSTI Make me melt. 1148 NCPROSTI I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it. 1149 NCPROSTI Need a guide around town? 1150 NCPROSTI *Whoa.* That'll cost extra. 1151 NCPROSTI Jules keeps wanting freebies. 1152 NCPROSTI I hear the families are getting tense again. 1153 NCPROSTI Things are pretty slow. I wish that caravan would show. 1154 NCPROSTI So he dresses up in this Deathclaw costume, then� 1155 NCPROSTI I need help getting out of this dress. 1156 NCPROSTI Zip me up? Then down again? 1157 NCPROSTI Sorry, what were you saying? I was too busy staring at your ass. 1158 NCPROSTI Wanna waste some time? 1159 NCPROSTI I kicked Jules in his family jewels last week. 1160 NCPROSTI They don't call me Lady Lucky for nothing. 1161 NCPROSTI Of *course* I love those brahmin-flavored condoms. Yum. 1162 NCPROSTI Show a lady a good time? 1163 NCPROSTI Wish they would invent a sexual placebo for Myron. 1164 NCPROSTI Need a date, tribal? 1165 NCPROSTI Want to pow-wow, tribal? 1166 NCPROSTI Want to do the rain dance in my bedroom, tribal? 1167 NCPROSTI All you need is one night with me. 1168 NCPROSTI Looking for the Garden of Eden? Come to my bedroom. 1169 NCPROSTI Can you help me? I'm looking for my lost virginity. 1170 NCPROSTI I'm a virgin, but I need the money. 1171 NCPROSTI Be gentle, it's my first time. Today. 1172 NCPROSTI Me so horny. 1173 NCPROSTI You got the craving, I got the saving. 1174 NCPROSTI Let me awaken your inner child. 1175 NCPROSTI I'm just doing this to pay for college. 1176 NCPROSTI Wanna dance, sweetheart? 1177 NCPROSTI Look, for the last time, I'm not going to dress up as the "Vault Dweller." 1178 NCPROSTI Lookin' to stake a claim? 1179 NCPROSTI Wanna make me moan? 1180 NCPROSTI ::Purrrrr:: 1181 NCPROSTI ::Rrrrrowrrr:: 1182 NCPROSTI Stop tickling me. 1183 NCPROSTI Been up since last night... 1184 NCPROSTI Wanna pretend we're deathclaws in mating season? 1185 NCPROSTI I'm not cheap, but I am on special. 1186 NCPROSTI Tying you up costs extra. 1187 NCPROSTI Where did I leave my whip? 1188 NCPROSTI Ready like a freddie. 1189 NCPROSTI I had to dress up like WILMA last night, fer Chrissakes. 1190 NCPROSTI I was with Myron last night. For about five seconds. 1191 NCPROSTI Looking to pop a clip? 1192 NCPROSTI Wish they'd come out with some Jet-smelling body oils... 1193 NCPROSTI Want to help a virgin lose her virginity? 1194 NCPROSTI My ass is going to fall off, Myron keeps it up. 1195 NCPROSTI Damn Temperance Union came around again� 1196 NCPROSTI You make my Geiger counter tick. 1197 NCPROSTI ::Whistles:: 1198 NCPROSTI Biting is extra. 1199 NCPROSTI I guarantee I'm better than that Pip Boy attachment you've been using. 1200 NCPROSTI Want me to tighten your screws? 1201 NCPROSTI I'd rather be with Avellone. 1202 NCPROSTI I wish Nick Kesting was here. We could talk for hours! 1203 NCPROSTI Nick Kesting is a really nice guy. We have great conversations. 1204 NCPROSTI Tommy the Balls is sooo dreamy. 1205 NCPROSTI I need fifty dollars to make you holler. 1206 NCPROSTI My name's Easy, girl. What's yours? 1207 NCPROSTI Hey, cutie. Looking for the other woman? 1208 NCPROSTI Looking for a taste of the other side, sweetheart? 1209 NCPROSTI Need a little company? 1210 NCPROSTI Girl, let me teach you some things only a WOMAN can teach. 1211 NCPROSTI Need someone to warm your tent, honey? 1212 NCPROSTI Need someone to share your bedroll, honey? 1213 NCPROSTI Wanna dance, girl? 1214 NCPROSTI Girl, you ain't never had love 'til you had Reno love. 1215 NCPROSTI Wanna fly, girl? 1216 NCPROSTI Lose your way, cowgirl? 1217 NCPROSTI Hey there, G.I. Jane. 1218 NCPROSTI Looking for a good time, girl? 1219 NCPROSTI Looking to go down-town, girl? 1220 NCPROSTI You need a guide around town, sugah? 1221 NCPROSTI Where's the fire, girl? 1222 NCPROSTI You got the chips, girl, I got the time. 1223 NCPROSTI My name's Easy. What's yours? 1224 NCPROSTI A little frisky, eh? 1225 NCPROSTI Did you bring your own towelette? 1226 NCPROSTI Yes, they ARE real. 1227 NCPROSTI Yes, they ARE real, and NO, you can't check. 1228 NCPROSTI Piss off, ass-for-brains. 1229 NCPROSTI Wanna wrangle, cowboy? 1230 NCPROSTI Wanna sink me with your pink torpedo? 1231 NCPROSTI Need someone to warm your tent? 1232 NCPROSTI Need someone to share your bedroll? 1233 NCPROSTI Got some hot-rocks there, pal. 1234 NCPROSTI Nasty little crotch cobra there. 1235 NCPROSTI Lookin' for some action? 1236 NCPROSTI You ain't never had love 'til you had Reno love. 1237 NCPROSTI Looking for a date? 1238 NCPROSTI Look, I don't give free samples. 1239 NCPROSTI Heard there's been trouble on Commercial Row... 1240 NCPROSTI Looking for some company? 1241 NCPROSTI Only sports going on in Reno nowdays in tonsil hockey... 1242 NCPROSTI Wanna dance? 1243 NCPROSTI You ain't never had love 'til you had Reno love. 1244 NCPROSTI My job? I turn boys into MEN. 1245 NCPROSTI Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? 1246 NCPROSTI Been walking this street since last night... 1247 NCPROSTI Need a friend for the evening? Or just ten minutes? 1248 NCPROSTI Wanna fly? 1249 NCPROSTI Haven't seen any caravans from Redding in a while... 1250 NCPROSTI Nice dill. 1251 NCPROSTI Lose your way, cowboy? 1252 NCPROSTI Got a gun you need to unload, soldier? 1253 NCPROSTI Anything I can help you with, stranger? 1254 NCPROSTI Looking for a good time? 1255 NCPROSTI Looking to go down-town? 1256 NCPROSTI I like the look of your gecko. 1257 NCPROSTI That a gecko in your pocket? 1258 NCPROSTI You need a guide around town, sugah? 1259 NCPROSTI Where's the fire? 1260 NCPROSTI You got the chips, I got the time. 1261 NCPROSTI Childe, let me make you a man. 1262 NCPROSTI Oh, hello, Mr. Tyler. Going�down? 1263 NCPROSTI If I have to talk to you afterwards, that's extra. 1264 NCPROSTI This one guy, Fred Hatch, he wanted to know if there were any "big girls" in town. Weird. 1265 NCPROSTI If you want me to stay awake after sex, that's extra. 1266 NCPROSTI Wanna go to Where the Wild Things Are? 1267 NCPROSTI Forget the slot machines. My payoff's MUCH better. 1268 NCPROSTI I'm not cheap, but I am on special. 1269 NCPROSTI Hey there, honey. 1270 NCPROSTI Wanna wrastle? 1271 NCPROSTI I'll fit you like a flesh tuxedo. 1272 NCPROSTI Talk about mudflaps, baby, I got 'em. 1273 NCPROSTI Well, well. Look who just rolled into town... 1274 NCPROSTI Looking for the Garden of Eden? Come to my bedroom. 1275 NCPROSTI Lookin' for some action? 1276 NCPROSTI When in doubt, whip it out. 1277 NCPROSTI Let me teach you some things only a woman can teach. 1278 NCPROSTI I finally installed that padded headboard. 1279 NCPROSTI Taste of paradise'll cost you ten chips. 1280 NCPROSTI Myron: All wax. No wick. 1281 NCPROSTI Myron's a real twister. 1282 NCPROSTI AC-DC, B n' D, whatever. 1283 NCPROSTI That Bishop girl is a bed-bunny. 1284 NCPROSTI She ain't no Jet reliant, she's a BONE reliant. 1285 NCPROSTI I heard Vault City has only two types of Citizens. Maybe it was some cloning accident. 1286 NCPROSTI Felt like I was in a marathon last night... 1287 NCPROSTI Looking for love, honey? 1288 NCPROSTI No kissing. It's the rule. 1289 NCPROSTI Wish Myron would move away. Far away. 1290 NCPROSTI I can do ANYTHING you want...for the right price. 1291 NCPROSTI I'm ready to go, honey. How about you? 1292 NCPROSTI Forget the slot machines. My payoff's MUCH better. 1293 NCPROSTI I hate teabags. 1294 NCPROSTI Take a gamble on me, honey. 1295 NCPROSTI Looking for a good time, baby? 1296 NCPROSTI I can't believe how many strippers were at Feargus' bachelor party. 1297 NCPROSTI Lovin' like silver, right here. 1298 NCPROSTI I'll give you some play. 1299 NCPROSTI I'm Filthy Spice. 1300 NCPROSTI I'm Homely Spice. 1301 NCPROSTI I'm Slutty Spice. 1302 NCPROSTI I'm Old Spice. 1303 NCPROSTI I'm Syphilis�er, Slutty Spice. 1304 NCPROSTI I'm Dirty Spice. 1305 NCPROSTI I've got a girlfriend if you want a double-header. 1306 NCPROSTI Wish Myron was gay. 1307 NCPROSTI Still don't know why they call it Virgin Street� 1308 NCPROSTI I wish he'd wear a paper bag sometimes. 1309 NCPROSTI Buy me a drink? 1310 NCPROSTI Take a lonely lady on the town? 1311 NCPROSTI Uh, of course I'm a woman. Just ignore the Adam's apple. 1312 NCPROSTI I heard some of the girls uptown killed their pimp. 1313 NCPROSTI Best love in all the wastes, right here. 1314 NCPROSTI That Jules better leave me alone. 1315 NCPROSTI Still got that bruise from the headboard� 1316 NCPROSTI Been worn out ever since that last convention� 1317 NCPROSTI I wish Gen Con took place in some other town. 1318 NCPROSTI You could melt metal, you know that? 1319 NCPROSTI I felt the Earth move, but it was just the chili. 1320 NCPROSTI Make me melt. 1321 NCPROSTI I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it. 1322 NCPROSTI Need a guide around town? 1323 NCPROSTI WHOA. That'll cost extra. 1324 NCPROSTI Jules keeps wanting freebies. 1325 NCPROSTI I hear the families are getting tense again. 1326 NCPROSTI Things are pretty slow. I wish that caravan would show. 1327 NCPROSTI So he dresses up in this Deathclaw costume, then� 1328 NCPROSTI I need help getting out of this dress. 1329 NCPROSTI Zip me up? Then down again? 1330 NCPROSTI Sorry, what were you saying? I was too busy staring at your taut body. 1331 NCPROSTI Wanna waste some time? 1332 NCPROSTI I kicked Jules in his family jewels last week. 1333 NCPROSTI They don't call me Lady Lucky for nothing. 1334 NCPROSTI Of COURSE I love those brahmin-flavored condoms. Yum. 1335 NCPROSTI Show a lady a good time? 1336 NCPROSTI Nothing wrong with Myron a bullet won't cure. 1337 NCPROSTI Need a date, tribal? 1338 NCPROSTI Want to pow-wow, tribal? 1339 NCPROSTI Want to do the rain dance in my bedroom, tribal? 1340 NCPROSTI All you need is a night with me. 1341 NCPROSTI Looking for Eden? Right here, honey. 1342 NCPROSTI Can you help me? I'm looking for my lost virginity. 1343 NCPROSTI I'm a virgin, but I need the money. 1344 NCPROSTI Be gentle, it's my first time. Today. 1345 NCPROSTI Me so horny. 1346 NCPROSTI You got the craving, I got the saving. 1347 NCPROSTI Let me awaken your inner child. 1348 NCPROSTI I'm just doing this to pay for college. 1349 NCPROSTI Wanna dance, sweetheart? 1350 NCPROSTI Look, for the last time, I'm not going to dress up as the "Vault Dweller." 1351 NCPROSTI Lookin' to stake a claim? 1352 NCPROSTI Wanna make me moan? 1353 NCPROSTI ::Purrrrr:: 1354 NCPROSTI ::Rrrrrowrrr:: 1355 NCPROSTI Stop tickling me. 1356 NCPROSTI Getting tired of being in Reno... 1357 NCPROSTI Wanna pretend we're deathclaws in mating season? 1358 NCPROSTI I'm not cheap, but I am on special. 1359 NCPROSTI Tying you up costs extra. 1360 NCPROSTI Where did I leave my whip? 1361 NCPROSTI Ready like a freddie. 1362 NCPROSTI I had to dress up like WILMA last night, fer Chrissakes. 1363 NCPROSTI I was with Myron last night. For about five seconds. 1364 NCPROSTI Looking to pop a clip? 1365 NCPROSTI Where's the fire? 1366 NCPROSTI Want to help me lose your virginity? 1367 NCPROSTI My ass is going to fall off, Myron keeps it up. 1368 NCPROSTI Damn Temperance Union came around again� 1369 NCPROSTI You make my Geiger counter tick. 1370 NCPROSTI ::Whistles:: 1371 NCPROSTI Biting is extra. 1372 NCPROSTI I guarantee I'm better than that Pip Boy attachment you've been using. 1373 NCPROSTI Want me to tighten your screws? 1374 NCPROSTI I'd rather be with Avellone. 1375 NCPROSTI I wish Nick Kesting was here. We could talk for hours! 1376 NCPROSTI Nick Kesting is a really nice guy. We have great conversations. 1377 NCPROSTI Tommy the Balls is sooo dreamy. 1378 NCPROSTI I need fifty dollars to make you holler. 1379 NCPROSTI My name's Easy, girl. What's yours? 1380 NCPROSTI Hey, cutie. Looking for the other woman? 1381 NCPROSTI Looking for a taste of the other side, sweetheart? 1382 NCPROSTI Need a little company? 1383 NCPROSTI Girl, let me teach you some things only a WOMAN can teach. 1384 NCPROSTI Need someone to warm your tent, honey? 1385 NCPROSTI Need someone to share your bedroll, honey? 1386 NCPROSTI Wanna dance, girl? 1387 NCPROSTI Girl, you ain't never had love 'til you had Reno love. 1388 NCPROSTI Wanna fly, girl? 1389 NCPROSTI Lose your way, cowgirl? 1390 NCPROSTI Hey there, G.I. Jane? 1391 NCPROSTI Looking for a good time, girl? 1392 NCPROSTI Looking to go down-town, girl? 1393 NCPROSTI Looking for some action, sugah? 1394 NCPROSTI Where's the fire, honey? 1395 NCPROSTI You got the money, girl, I got the time. 3100 NCPROSTI You see one of the Cat's Paw girls. 3150 NCPROSTI You see a�lady of the evening. Her tattered clothes are draped seductively around her body. 3151 NCPROSTI You see one of the Cat's Paw girls. She winks at you. 3152 NCPROSTI You see one of the Cat's Paw girls. She smells like flowers. 3153 NCPROSTI You see one of the Cat's Paw girls. She smells like mother. 3154 NCPROSTI You see one of the Cat's Paw girls. It is a mystery to you how her tattered rags manage to hold her breasts in. 3155 NCPROSTI You see one of the Cat's Paw girls. She looks as if she kills her mates and eats them. 3156 NCPROSTI You see one of the Cat's Paw girls. She is appraising you like a jeweler. 3157 NCPROSTI You see one of the Cat's Paw girls. Her tattered clothes are draped seductively around her body. 3200 NCPROSTI Oh, Gawd! Oh Gawd! OhGawdohGawdohGawd�ooooooh Gaaaawd. 3201 NCPROSTI Yes! Yes! Yeeeeeeeees YesYesYesYes YES YES YESSSSS! Now go pay the cashier. 3202 NCPROSTI Hurry up. Meter's running. 3203 NCPROSTI Need a moist towelette? 3204 NCPROSTI Give it to me, Fr�Ni�Sco�uh, sorry what was your name again? 3205 NCPROSTI Oh Gawd, oh Gawd, oh Gawd! NOW are we finished? 3206 NCPROSTI Whoa. THAT'S gonna cost extra. 3207 NCPROSTI Yes! You are Columbus, I am America! 3208 NCPROSTI Oh, God, that was the beeest. Now get the hell offa me and pay the cashier. 3209 NCPROSTI Is it in yet? 3210 NCPROSTI Yes, you ARE the Vault Dweller. Yes, YOU found the water chip and beat the MASTER. You are a HERO. 3211 NCPROSTI You're so rugged, you're like hardened power armor. 3212 NCPROSTI *Huff* 3213 NCPROSTI *Puff* 3214 NCPROSTI No, I'm NOT going to wear the Mikey Mouse ears. 3215 NCPROSTI Yes, yes, you have "monstah balls." 2175 NCPROSTI . The one who kicked the Enclave's ass. 2178 NCPROSTI ! Way to kick the Enclave's ass! 2181 NCPROSTI . The one who kicked the Enclave's ass. 2195 NCPROSTI ! 2197 NCPROSTI ! Can you get me a job in the studio? 2210 NCPROSTI . 2263 NCPROSTI ! You go, stud! 2264 NCPROSTI kicks so much ass, you'd think he was a boot in another life. 2268 NCPROSTI ? 2272 NCPROSTI ? 2278 NCPROSTI ! You go, girl! 2279 NCPROSTI ? 2280 NCPROSTI kicks so much ass, you'd think she was a boot in another life. 2285 NCPROSTI . 2292 NCPROSTI � 2293 NCPROSTI ? 2294 NCPROSTI � over heeere, sweetie� 2295 NCPROSTI . 2855 NCPROSTI ? 2858 NCPROSTI ? 2861 NCPROSTI ? 2865 NCPROSTI , you big hunk o' man�what have you been up to? 2867 NCPROSTI ! How are you? 2868 NCPROSTI . Can I help you with�*anything?* 2870 NCPROSTI . 100 NCPRZFTR You see 101 NCPRZFTR . 150 NCPRZFTR He looks pretty run-of-the-mill. 151 NCPRZFTR Doesn't look all that tough. 100 NCRENESC You see Renesco the Rocketman. 150 NCRENESC You see an old man with a pair of huge, garish glasses. He sighs irritatedly as you watch. 200 NCRENESC You see Renesco the Rocketman. As you watch, he takes off his cracked glasses and polishes the one good lens. 201 NCRENESC You see Renesco the Rocketman. As you watch, he takes off his cracked glasses and polishes the one good lens. 210 NCRENESC One more lens, that's all I ask. 211 NCRENESC Goddamn glasses! 212 NCRENESC Damn my eyes! 213 NCRENESC You gonna BUY something? 214 NCRENESC This ain't a soup kitchen. You gonna BUY something? 215 NCRENESC I'm gonna go blind I keep up this line of work. 216 NCRENESC Gonna need some more base chemtex nine� 217 NCRENESC Demand's picking up� 225 NCRENESC Go to hell. 226 NCRENESC Get outta here, or I'll have you shot to death. Twice. 227 NCRENESC Get OUT of here. 228 NCRENESC Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! 235 NCRENESC (The old man pushes his broken glasses up on his nose and sighs in exasperation.) YES? What is it you want? 236 NCRENESC Come on, man, out with it! 237 NCRENESC Come on, woman, out with it! 238 NCRENESC Okee dokee it coming out�you better stand back (Zip.) 239 NCRENESC Okee dokee. Need open bra first. Hold on (Zip.) 240 NCRENESC Whut me WANT? Whut you GOT? 241 NCRENESC Stare at him for a second, just to make sure he's real, then wander away 242 NCRENESC Who are you? 243 NCRENESC Hey, I have a pair of glasses, if you want them. 244 NCRENESC How's the glasses? 245 NCRENESC You know, there are decaf brands that taste just as good as the real thing. 246 NCRENESC Man, am I in the wrong place. Goodbye. 255 NCRENESC (Stares in shock.) 256 NCRENESC �another postnatally-aborted wreck in a post-holocaust world replete with idiot man-children. (Raises his fists.) Out of my shop! Get out at once! Don't you come back, you hear?! 257 NCRENESC Me sorry little 258 NCRENESC Me not know how to put bra back on 259 NCRENESC No shout at 260 NCRENESC hate you! 261 NCRENESC I'm going, I'm going. For now. 270 NCRENESC Me? Oh, I'm just jolly Saint Nick, you cranially challenged half-wit. 271 NCRENESC Me? I'm jolly Saint Nick. And YOU must be that stupid thug-for-hire that's been roaming around town like a starved dog hungry for its own excrement. 272 NCRENESC Me? I'm jolly ol' Saint Nick. And YOU must be that stupid piece of tailchasing porno trash that's hung like a horse and as stupid as one. 273 NCRENESC Me? I'm jolly ol' Saint Nick. And YOU must be that stupid slip of porno trash that trench coat-wearing elderly men use to fulfill their masturbatory fantasies. 274 NCRENESC Well, I'm glad I don't have to introduce myself then. What do you do here, "Nick?" 275 NCRENESC Saint Nick? Who the hell is that? 276 NCRENESC Look grandpa, one more comment like that, and I'll be wearing your teeth as a necklace. 277 NCRENESC Look, I'm going to let your comment slide�this time. Now, who are you? 278 NCRENESC Impressive vocabulary�"Nick." You from around here? 279 NCRENESC Forget this. I'm out of here. 290 NCRENESC (Glares at you, then snorts.) Name's Renesco. Just tell me what it is you want, you�well, whatever it is you are. (Squints at you.) You look like one of those sun-worshipping primates under all that get-up. 291 NCRENESC I'm from a village to the northwest. Arroyo. 292 NCRENESC What do you sell here? 293 NCRENESC What do I WANT? I don't really know. Most of the time I ignore my quest and walk into the homes of others, riffling through people's shelves...oooh, like those over there! 294 NCRENESC You have an interesting vocabulary�Renesco. Are you from around here? 295 NCRENESC I'm outta here. 305 NCRENESC I sell recreational chems mostly. That's why they gave me that idiotic appellation, 'the Rocketman.' Hmmmph. I also sell some caravan supplies. You NEED anything or can I get back to something important? 306 NCRENESC Rocketman, huh? Know the line in that Elton John song, "Rocketman, burning off the mmmncfnfm there at home?' What's he really saying there? 307 NCRENESC Can I see what you have in stock? 308 NCRENESC You sell chems here in the STORE? 309 NCRENESC You mean like selling chems to Wright's son? 310 NCRENESC Go on back to what you were doing. 320 NCRENESC (Renesco glares at you. It looks like he is undressing you mentally, then tearing you limb from limb.) 321 NCRENESC Nevermind, then. I had some other questions� 322 NCRENESC Nevermind, then. 330 NCRENESC (Renesco looks at you in disgust.) Yes. In the STORE. This isn't the 20th century where chems are sold by street corner cockroaches who live in constant fear of the authorities. 331 NCRENESC Well, then - 332 NCRENESC But - 333 NCRENESC Uh, I think I better - 350 NCRENESC This is NEW RENO. There are no cops, no law, and there's plenty of customers who don't mind buying poison at the pharmacy down the street. Does THAT answer your question, primate? 351 NCRENESC All except one: Was Richard Wright one of your customers? 352 NCRENESC All right, all right...what have you got in stock? 353 NCRENESC Actually, I had some more questions... 354 NCRENESC But, like you said, the chems are�poisonous. They kill the spirit. Doesn't it bother you to sell them? 355 NCRENESC Sure does. I'll be going now. 365 NCRENESC Does it BOTHER me to sell them to idiots, slavers, crime lords and tribals that the world would be better off without? Primate, three words: get out more. 366 NCRENESC OK...can I see what you have in stock? 367 NCRENESC All right, all right. Look, I had some other questions... 368 NCRENESC The chems here in New Reno are finding their way to other places, and hurting people there. Doesn't that concern you? 369 NCRENESC I'll start by leaving right now. 375 NCRENESC So? What do I care about them? 377 NCRENESC The human race suffered a horrible tragedy. Now we are trying to rebuild. Selling Jet seems�counterproductive to that reconstruction. 378 NCRENESC Well, whatever. I must be going now. 385 NCRENESC So. What. No one is FORCING those idiots to inhale Jet. No one's going around and jamming it down their throats! 386 NCRENESC Can I see - 387 NCRENESC But don't - 388 NCRENESC That is your - 395 NCRENESC Those lamphead rock humpers in Redding KNOW what they're taking, so I don't feel a millimeter of pity for 'em! Far as I'm concerned, Jet weeds out the human trash that shoulda died when the bombs dropped! 396 NCRENESC Uh, okay. Can I see your stock? 397 NCRENESC Where is this Redding you speak of? Why do you mention them? 398 NCRENESC You mentioned Redding specifically. Why is Jet so prevalent in Redding? 400 NCRENESC That is your right to feel that way. I must be going now. 410 NCRENESC Well, Redding's a�special case. See, there's people in Reno who make sure Redding's well-supplied. After all, you taste Jet once, you're hooked. It's how I make MY living. 411 NCRENESC Speaking of which, can I see your stock? 412 NCRENESC Who is making sure Redding is well-supplied? And why? 413 NCRENESC So I noticed. Look, I had some other questions... 414 NCRENESC I see�I must be going now. 420 NCRENESC Well, tribal, I doubt you have the sense to notice this yet, but New Reno doesn't produce anything useful. It's like a big, brightly-lit prairie tick sitting out in the desert. Now, Redding, on the other hand� 421 NCRENESC Go on. 422 NCRENESC �DOES produce something useful. 423 NCRENESC I've heard enough. 430 NCRENESC First and last time I'm gonna warn you, tribal: Don't finish my goddamn sentences. I don't like smartass primates that talk when they should listen. No wonder you all still use spears� 431 NCRENESC Not all of us. For example, I use a variety of weapons to kill people...let me show you. 432 NCRENESC Forgive me. Please go on. 433 NCRENESC Burn in hell. I'm outta here. 440 NCRENESC Redding has a stable work force that mines raw materials, mostly gold. New Reno sure could use that gold. Somebody figures all we gotta do is get those miners hooked, and we got 'em for life. You understand now? 441 NCRENESC Yes�except for one thing: Where did Jet come from? 442 NCRENESC Who's trying to hook all the miners? 443 NCRENESC Yeah, I understand. Look, I had some other questions... 444 NCRENESC I don't want to hear anymore. I must be going now. 450 NCRENESC (Points at Myron.) Why don't you ask your little horny toad friend there? I'm sure he'd be happy to tell you. (Glares at Myron.) Right, kid? 451 NCRENESC We have one person to thank for Jet. You heard of Family Mordino's little golden boy, Myron? Well, the little bastard CREATED Jet. Big Jesus Mordino just let everyone know where they could get it. 452 NCRENESC Tell me more about Myron. 453 NCRENESC Is there any cure for Jet? 454 NCRENESC I had some other questions... 460 NCRENESC Big Jesus Mordino's funneling Jet into Redding. Typical power play. Once the pipeline really gets going, those miners are goners. 461 NCRENESC Where did Jet come from? 463 NCRENESC I see. Look, I had some other questions... 470 NCRENESC Horny as a toad and all the morals of one. Smart kid, though. High IQ. Wasting his brains manufacturing chems, that's for damn certain. 471 NCRENESC Where can I find him? 472 NCRENESC I see. I had some other questions� 480 NCRENESC The Mordinos' got him locked up somewhere. Heavily-guarded, probably. Don't know exactly where. 481 NCRENESC Thanks for the information. Can I see what you have in stock? 490 NCRENESC A CURE for metamphetamine reliance?! Ha! I only know two: one is death. The other is locking yourself in a cage for a year without Jet and sweat it out of your system. Hmmmph. "Cure," my ass! What nonsense! 492 NCRENESC There must be a cure. What's Jet's chemical composition? 505 NCRENESC Why don't you ask your friend there? He designed the chem. 506 NCRENESC I just sell the stuff. I'd ask a scientist. Or Myron. He designed the chem. 515 NCRENESC (Renesco glares at you in silence.) 516 NCRENESC (Renesco glares at you again, this time in silence.) 517 NCRENESC I think you'd like Arroyo. It's a peaceful village. Except for the plants possessed by evil spirits�and of course, the temple of trials filled with those deadly spear traps and the man-eating giant ants. 518 NCRENESC Hey, you ever heard of a Garden of Eden Creation Kit? Or Vault 13? 519 NCRENESC Okay, then�I'm out of here. 525 NCRENESC (Renesco continues to glare at you.) 526 NCRENESC And sometimes the elder gets upset at little things, like�heh-heh�that one night when I ignored my vow of celibacy and snuck out with Reyna - Whose - Legs - Crush - With - Strength - of - Thousand - Snakes to the Arroyo canyon� 1526 NCRENESC And sometimes the elder gets upset at little things, like�heh-heh�that one night when I ignored my vow of chastity and snuck out with Kor - Who - Thunders - Like - a - Thousand - Stallions to the Arroyo canyon� 535 NCRENESC (Renesco gives you a withering stare.) 536 NCRENESC It was like yesterday. Reyna's body glowed like silver in the moonlight when she knelt down and�hey, you know what? You might like the elder. She's about your age. 1536 NCRENESC It was like yesterday. Kor's body rippled like bronze in the moonlight as I knelt down and�hey, you know what? You might like the elder. She's about your age. 545 NCRENESC (Renesco continues to glare at you as if he could somehow make you disappear just by imagining it hard enough.) 546 NCRENESC Did I mention Arroyo was founded by my ancestor, the holy Vault Dweller? He made a legendary journey from the south after defeating a great evil. (Puff up chest and stare proudly into the distance.) Now, *I* am the deliverer of my tribe, chosen to search for the holy GECK! 547 NCRENESC Okay, then, enough stories�I better be on my way. Praise the Vault! 555 NCRENESC (Renesco's glare crumbles.) 556 NCRENESC GECK? As in 'Garden of Eden Creation Kit?' Comes with a basic replicator unit, holodisc reader with selections from the library of congress, and a little pen flashlight? 557 NCRENESC Yes, but that's not important right now. I haven't finished telling you about Arroyo. 558 NCRENESC Yes! My village is having trouble with crops, and the GECK is needed to restore them. Do you know where I can find one? 559 NCRENESC It is said to be sealed within Vault 13, or so the legends say. Do you know of such a place? 560 NCRENESC If you're not going to LISTEN when I recite the holy scriptures, I'm out of here. 561 NCRENESC Could be. Look, I have to go. 570 NCRENESC Your backwater herb-smoking village be damned, and you along with it. Why is a primate like you looking for a GECK? 571 NCRENESC Arroyo�my backwater herb-smoking village, as you say�is having trouble with its crops. The GECK is needed to restore them. 572 NCRENESC It is said to be sealed within Vault 13. Do you know of such a place? 573 NCRENESC I don't think I feel like sharing that at the moment. Goodbye. 580 NCRENESC Hmmmmm. It sure could do that�easy. IF you could find one. Don't even know where you'd start looking. NCR or Vault City, maybe, but I doubt they'd have one�still� 581 NCRENESC Still�? 590 NCRENESC Still, those self-righteous bastards might be able to point you in a direction. If they speak slowly and use small words� 591 NCRENESC NCR or Vault City you say? I will go in search of these places and ask their villagers about the GECK. Thank you. 592 NCRENESC Why would the GECK not be in sacred Vault 13? The scriptures SAY that the GECK is sealed within the sacred Vault 13. 593 NCRENESC Very funny. I had some other questions� 594 NCRENESC Okay, then�I'll go check it out. Thanks. 600 NCRENESC Hell no, primate. I've heard of vaults, sure, but not Vault 13. Closest thing is Vault City to the northeast�and if those aristocratic jackanapes inhabited a Vault once, they sure as hell don't live there no more. 601 NCRENESC Vault City, you say? I will go in search of this Vault city and ask their villagers about the GECK. Thank you, Renesco. Praise the Vault! 602 NCRENESC "Vaults?" There is more than one Vault? 603 NCRENESC Hmmm. I had some other questions� 610 NCRENESC If you're going to Vault City, don't thank me, primate. You're better off in New Reno. At least the people sizing you up for a coffin are honest about it. 611 NCRENESC Okay, then�I'm on my way to Vault City. Praise the Vault! 612 NCRENESC I see. Thanks for the warning. 620 NCRENESC Why do you think it's called Vault THIRTEEN, spearchucker? What, was your tribe short on brains or do you just perform ritual lobotomies to cleanse the tiny voice of reason that speaks in your head? 623 NCRENESC Yeah, there you go sugar-talking me again. Thanks�for the info, at least. 630 NCRENESC A person's past ain't a smart topic of conversation here in New Reno. Now, what is you want? 632 NCRENESC You sound like an educated man. Have you ever heard of a GECK or a place called Vault 13? 634 NCRENESC Nothing, nevermind. 640 NCRENESC (Renesco snatches the glasses from you and puts them on. His eyes widen.) Sweet Reno! THAT'S what this damn shop looks like. (Frowns.) What a mess�and what is that on the shelves? Looks like brahmin shit. 641 NCRENESC You're welcome� 642 NCRENESC Enjoy. 650 NCRENESC Hmpphh! I�hmmm�uh�where did you get these? 651 NCRENESC Well, there was this tiny radscorpion, see, and there was this scientist that was training him, and...you know what? Even I don't believe it. Just keep them, all right? 652 NCRENESC Let's just say I found them. Somewhere. 660 NCRENESC Hey! Waitaminute! Where did you get these? 661 NCRENESC Well, there was this tiny radscorpion, see, and there was this scientist that was training him, and...you know what? Even I don't believe it. Just keep them, all right? 670 NCRENESC Well, I�hmnnn�I'm�eh, grateful. I thought I was going to have to suffer with those broken frames for the rest of my life. If I can do something for you, you let me know�and, uh, I'll THINK about it. 671 NCRENESC How about a discount? 672 NCRENESC Nevermind�look, just wear them in good health, okay? I had some other questions� 673 NCRENESC Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day accept these glasses as a gift on my daughter's wedding day. 680 NCRENESC Ehhh� 681 NCRENESC Errr�. 682 NCRENESC Well� 683 NCRENESC Okay! Okay! I'll give you a discount! Hmphhh. 684 NCRENESC C'mon. Just a little discount. C'mon� 687 NCRENESC Great! Let's see what you've got, "buddy." 688 NCRENESC Excellent! Say, I had some other questions� 689 NCRENESC I'll be back to shop later. 700 NCRENESC Make it quick. 701 NCRENESC Look, I'm a busy man� 702 NCRENESC Well? Out with it already! 703 NCRENESC Yeah? 704 NCRENESC Did I ever tell you about my village Arroyo? 706 NCRENESC Did you sell Jet to Richard Wright? 707 NCRENESC I've come to collect Mr. Salvatore's tribute. 710 NCRENESC I'm looking for some mine parts for Broken Hills� 711 NCRENESC You have an interesting vocabulary�are you from around here? 712 NCRENESC Nevermind. 725 NCRENESC (Eyes narrow.) So? 726 NCRENESC Well, I need the parts to fix the air purifier in their mine. I was told you could help me. 727 NCRENESC Well, I need the parts to fix the air purifier in their mine. Zaius sent me. He said, uh�said...uh...shit. 728 NCRENESC Well, I need the parts to fix the air purifier in their mine. Zaius sent me. He said, 'The canary's kicked the bucket.' 735 NCRENESC Yes, I do happen to have some parts that could fix the air purifier. 100 bucks. 736 NCRENESC I'll take it. Here you go. 737 NCRENESC How about fifty bucks? 738 NCRENESC Uh, I don't have a hundred on me�I'll be back later with the cash. 745 NCRENESC Inflation due to managerial irritation with hagglers. 200 or nothing. 746 NCRENESC (Frowns.) 200 or nothing. 747 NCRENESC Two hundred?! You said a HUNDRED a second ago! 748 NCRENESC Uh, I'll take it. Here you go. 749 NCRENESC Uh, I don't have two hundred on me�I'll be back later with the cash. 755 NCRENESC I STRONGLY doubt that is what he said. It wasn't 'The canary's kicked the bucket,' was it? 756 NCRENESC Well, yes. 760 NCRENESC And�? 761 NCRENESC "And?" 765 NCRENESC And the SECOND part was�? 766 NCRENESC "Second part?" He didn't say anything about a SECOND part. That low-down bast -! 769 NCRENESC Just testing you. There is no second part. Well, if Zaius sent you, I SUPPOSE I have some parts to spare. 770 NCRENESC Here you go. Don't drop them. 771 NCRENESC Thanks. I had some other questions� 772 NCRENESC Uh, thanks. 780 NCRENESC Don't you even TRY and pin that accusation on me. You want to know who did it, ask Tweedledum and Tweedledumber if they're still selling Jet laced with arsenic. 781 NCRENESC Tweedledum' and 'Tweedledumber?' Who are they? 782 NCRENESC Jules said to ask you. He says you sell bad shit. 783 NCRENESC Jagged Jimmy said to ask you. He says you sell bad shit. 784 NCRENESC They both said to ask YOU about it. They say you sell bad shit. 785 NCRENESC I don't think it was arsenic...I DO think he was poisoned, though. 786 NCRENESC Can you tell me anything about this empty Jet canister? 788 NCRENESC I'll go ask them then. 795 NCRENESC That vulture Jules and that lying reprobate 'Jagged Jimmy.' Jules is always perched near the entrance to town looking for ignorant visitors to victimize, and Jagged Jimmy deals on 2nd Street to the rest of the Reno cattle. 798 NCRENESC They said to ask you. They say you sell bad shit. Shit that kills people. 800 NCRENESC I'll go talk to them then. 805 NCRENESC Look, primate�you don't even KNOW what you're babbling about. 806 NCRENESC Oh, I think I - 807 NCRENESC Yeah? Well then, why don't - 808 NCRENESC Nevermind. I had some other qu - 809 NCRENESC Look I better be go - 815 NCRENESC OPEN your mouth again and even a WHISPER, even a HINT, reaches Mr. Wright that I�or you�might've had anything to do that boy's OD, our lives ain't worth Brahmin shit. If THAT happens -- 816 NCRENESC Oh? So you - 817 NCRENESC Me?! Now hold on just a - 825 NCRENESC If THAT happens, you tribal SHIT, I SWEAR you'll die before I do. Now�for the LAST time, that kid never bought SHIT from me, understand? Don't you EVER say his name in here again, or so help me� 826 NCRENESC JULES says he didn't sell to the kid. JIMMY says he didn't sell to the kid. YOU say you didn't sell to him. One of you is lying. 827 NCRENESC JULES says he didn't sell to the kid. JIMMY says he didn't sell to the kid. YOU say you didn't sell to him. Either you all are lying, or...somebody else is responsible. 828 NCRENESC Can you tell me anything else about Richard Wright? Who did he hang around who might have used chems? 829 NCRENESC All right...look, I had some other questions... 830 NCRENESC Okay, okay...I'm going now. 835 NCRENESC I can answer that easy. One of those two mongrels is lying to save their behind. Between the two, they sell 90% of the Jet in Reno, and that's the only place the 'boy' we're talking about could've gotten it from. 836 NCRENESC Or somebody that bought from one of you three. Who were your customers last month who might have had contact with�the victim? 837 NCRENESC Can you tell me anything else about Richard Wright? Did he hang around anyone else who might have used chems? 838 NCRENESC I see...I had some other questions... 839 NCRENESC I'm going now. 845 NCRENESC You STUPID bastard. 846 NCRENESC You STUPID bitch. 847 NCRENESC I TOLD you not to say his name in here. Get out! I see you again, I'll SHOOT YOU DEAD. If Mr. Wright comes looking for me, thinks I killed his boy, YOU'LL die first. 848 NCRENESC Don't threaten me, old man� 849 NCRENESC Whoa. I'm going now. 855 NCRENESC I have NO idea. I didn't know the boy, so I don't know his friends OR his habits. The only one who could tell you for sure is too busy being dead in Golgotha to tell you. 856 NCRENESC Golgotha? 858 NCRENESC Maybe I'll do that. Goodbye. 865 NCRENESC Then you wasted a trip. I PAID Mr. Salvatore his 'tribute' *two weeks ago,* as per the schedule. I don't know who you are, or what you think you're doing, but you aren't getting one red chip from me. Get. 866 NCRENESC Look, gramps. Stop giving me a hard time. Cough up the chips, or you'll be coughing up blood. 867 NCRENESC I am Mr. Salvatore's representative. You will give me the tribute I have asked for, and you will do so now. 868 NCRENESC I'll check with Mr. Salvatore about the schedule, then I'll be back. 875 NCRENESC You lose your hearing, boy? 876 NCRENESC You lose your hearing, girl? 877 NCRENESC I SAID I. PAID. THE. TRIBUTE. ALREADY. *Two weeks ago.* If you were really from Salvatore, you would know that. Now git! 878 NCRENESC Look. Last time: Hand over the chips. 879 NCRENESC You are the one who has lost your hearing. I am Mr. Salvatore's representative, and you will pay the tribute. 880 NCRENESC I warned you, gramps. Looks like we'll be doing this the hard way. Time to die. 881 NCRENESC I'll check with Mr. Salvatore about the tribute, then I'll be back. 890 NCRENESC Prove you're from Salvatore, and I'll CONSIDER giving you the chips. Else, you aren't getting shit. 891 NCRENESC I do not need to prove myself. I am his representative, and that is all you need to know. 892 NCRENESC What, you think this laser pistol is just for show? 893 NCRENESC If you do not give me the tribute in five seconds, I WILL kill you. 900 NCRENESC Get the hell out of here, you penny-ante thug! You so much as show your face in here again, and I'll shoot you myself! 901 NCRENESC I warned you. Time to die. 910 NCRENESC Hmmmph. Don't matter, I can't pay. The last collection nearly wiped me out. 911 NCRENESC That is not my concern. You will get me the money now. Mr. Salvatore does not want to hear your excuses. 920 NCRENESC Threatening me ain't gonna help. Mr. Salvatore wants his money. I don't have it. He'll be mad at me, but he'll be mad at you, too. Salvatore doesn't LIKE people who let him down�you better figure out something quick. 921 NCRENESC I already have. I will pay your share for this period. In exchange, you will give me a discount at your store. 924 NCRENESC I'll try and figure something out�I'll be back. 930 NCRENESC Now hold on, you neanderthal� 931 NCRENESC I will not argue with you anymore. My patience is at an end. Those are my terms. 940 NCRENESC I...look, now, I...hmmmm...all right, then. You get a�"discount." 941 NCRENESC Let me see your stock. I will make my 'purchases' now. 943 NCRENESC I don't want anything now, but don't worry, I'll be back. 950 NCRENESC (Folds arms.) Adequate. If you are expecting some handout for being a good samaritan, you are GRAVELY mistaken. Now�what do you want? 951 NCRENESC Goddamn whatever Deathclaw or marketing director spawned you! You WANT something?! Here! HERE! Take THIS! Take ALL I have! Anything to get you to LEAVE ME ALONE! 952 NCRENESC Let me see your stock. 953 NCRENESC I had some questions� 955 NCRENESC What the hell IS this�? 960 NCRENESC Poisoned? What are you babbling about? 961 NCRENESC The body's condition was consistent with Radscorpion poisoning. I think he died because his Jet was poisoned, NOT because of an overdose. 962 NCRENESC I found an empty Jet canister in his room. It had traces of Radscorpion venom in it. 963 NCRENESC Nevermind. I had some other questions... 964 NCRENESC Forget it. I have to be going now. 970 NCRENESC Radscorpion...? (Renesco suddenly freezes, as if remembering something.) 971 NCRENESC You son of a bitch. You *poisoned* the kid, didn't you? 972 NCRENESC You know something about it, don't you? 980 NCRENESC Whoa! Now wait just a minute...! 981 NCRENESC Don't mess with me, Renesco! You try and weasel out of this one, and you'll be joining Richard. Understand? 982 NCRENESC That's it. Me and Mr. Wright are going to have a little talk. Good day, Renesco...or should I say, "goodbye." 990 NCRENESC Wait a minute! Look...I didn't SELL it to the kid! He never bought ANYTHING from me! I...was ASKED to make some Jet laced with radscorpion venom, but...but I DIDN'T sell it to the kid! 991 NCRENESC You were ASKED to make poisoned Jet? For who? 992 NCRENESC Who DID you sell it to? 995 NCRENESC The Salvatores requested it -- they said it was a..."special order." I didn't know they were going to give it to the Wright kid. You HAVE to believe me...I don't poison kids! 996 NCRENESC Just adults, huh, Renesco? You sorry son of a bitch... 997 NCRENESC WHY did you poison the Jet? You had to know they were going to kill someone with it. 998 NCRENESC All right, all right, I believe you. I had some other questions... 999 NCRENESC Just shut up. Look, I had some other questions... 1000 NCRENESC The Salvatores, huh? I think Mr. Wright will want to know about this. 1005 NCRENESC The Salvatores OWN me, they OWN this place, and when they want something, I give it to them, or they'll kill me and have me replaced. I never meant any harm to that boy. 1007 NCRENESC Just shut up. Look, I had some other questions for you... 1008 NCRENESC Yeah, I'm sure you had the best of intentions while you were spiking that Jet with poison. Goodbye, Renesco. 1009 NCRENESC Later, Renesco. 1020 NCRENESC It's empty. It's a Jet canister like the hundreds of others all over New Reno. Anything else I can help you with? 1021 NCRENESC Does this belong to you? 1022 NCRENESC Know anything about the radscorpion venom traces that are in this canister? 1023 NCRENESC Yeah, I had some other questions... 1030 NCRENESC No. Anything ELSE I can help you with? 1033 NCRENESC No. Goodbye. 1040 NCRENESC Golgotha? Mass graveyard outside of town to the south. Follow the stench...the one OTHER than your own. 1041 NCRENESC Oh. I had some other questions... 1042 NCRENESC You keep sweet-talking me like that, Renesco, and you'll be a long time dying. 1043 NCRENESC THANKS, Renesco. 2000 NCRENESC You have exposed Renesco's involvement in Richard Wright's death. 5257 NCRENESC is so big. Me go now 5259 NCRENESC no shout WHY YOU KEEP SHOUTING BE STOPPING THE SHOUTING 6259 NCRENESC KILL YOU 100 NCRESEAR You see the lead researcher, Marjorie Reed. 150 NCRESEAR You see a tired-looking woman. Her head has been shaved bald, and she is wearing a white coat. 151 NCRESEAR You see Marjorie Reed. She is filling a hypodermic, grumbling slightly to herself. 200 NCRESEAR Hello, Myron. 201 NCRESEAR Myron, do you have a minute�? 202 NCRESEAR Any more word when new slaves will be delivered, Myron? 203 NCRESEAR Myron, these new results are very promising� 204 NCRESEAR Myron, a minute of your time? 215 NCRESEAR Where the hell is Myron� 216 NCRESEAR Get Myron up here. He has to see this. 217 NCRESEAR Wish these slaves would shut up� 218 NCRESEAR Where did I leave that syringe� 219 NCRESEAR Has anyone seen No. 31? He was here just a second ago. 220 NCRESEAR Have the slaves bring more of the Jet Beta. 221 NCRESEAR Test results from Jet Beta are very promising, but� 222 NCRESEAR "High" lasts 15 min to an hour�calculate one dose/hour period�hmmmmnnn. 223 NCRESEAR No. 12 still keeps having nasal bleeding� 224 NCRESEAR That's the fifth time No. 12 has had seizures�up the dose, see what happens� 225 NCRESEAR Well, what SORT of hallucinations was he having? 226 NCRESEAR Check that one's heart rate. If it's still within tolerable limits, up the dosage. 227 NCRESEAR Why did the slave in the control group kill herself? We weren't even testing her! 228 NCRESEAR Damn guards can keep track of their own asses� 235 NCRESEAR Hello, Myron, sir. Tests are proceeding as scheduled. 236 NCRESEAR Myron, sir, this new strain of Jet is extremely habit-forming. The slaves are almost willing to kill each other for it. 237 NCRESEAR Myron, sir, you'll be pleased to note that the slaves would rather take Jet than eat, it's so potent. 238 NCRESEAR Who are these people with you, Myron? New subjects? 239 NCRESEAR Myron, sir, the third test group seem to be doing the best of all the groups. 240 NCRESEAR Myron, sir, if you have a moment...I think the next test group should include at least three children, sir. 241 NCRESEAR Myron, sir, No. 46 had a heart attack; we are restricting doses to six times a day from now on. 242 NCRESEAR Myron, sir, please...we need a new shipment of hypodermics from Vault City. We can't keep re-using these. 243 NCRESEAR Any more word when new slaves will be delivered, Myron, sir? 244 NCRESEAR Myron, sir, we moved three slaves from the control group into the test group because of those respiratory failures we had last week. 245 NCRESEAR Myron, bad news, sir. We had to shoot one slave for trying to escape. What a waste. 246 NCRESEAR Myron, this new hallucinogen you've developed is promising, but it is not as habit-forming as jet� 250 NCRESEAR (The bald woman doesn't even look up from her clipboard.) Yes? 251 NCRESEAR No! 252 NCRESEAR Yes! 253 NCRESEAR Heh-heh. You bald. You look like man 254 NCRESEAR Delenn? 255 NCRESEAR Wander off 256 NCRESEAR Who are you? 257 NCRESEAR Sorry, I thought you were some other bald woman with a clipboard. I'll be going now. 265 NCRESEAR (The woman looks up and glares at you.) Are you one of the control subjects? As if matters anyway...Guards! Detain this slave! 266 NCRESEAR Where slave? Me no see one 275 NCRESEAR Look, I'm VERY busy, so if you don't mind� [Glances up from her clipboard at you, then scowls.] WHO are you? How did you get in here? 276 NCRESEAR Look, I'm VERY busy, so if you don't mind� [Glances up from her clipboard at you, then scowls.] You again? What do you want now? 277 NCRESEAR Your barn door's open. Heh-heh�get it? I kill me. 278 NCRESEAR I'm one of the new personnel assigned here. 279 NCRESEAR I'm looking for Myron. Is he around? 280 NCRESEAR Are those test results you have on that clipboard? Can I see them? 282 NCRESEAR Nevermind. Sorry to bother you. 295 NCRESEAR This area is not open for�visitors. Leave or I will call the guards. 296 NCRESEAR But hey, I had some questions for you� 298 NCRESEAR Are those test results you have on that clipboard? Can I see them? I'm something of a researcher myself. 300 NCRESEAR Very well. Sorry to bother you. 310 NCRESEAR Guards! Guards, detain this person! 315 NCRESEAR MORE guards. Ha! As if they do any good�look, you SHOULD have received instructions from whoever sent you here. Talk to the other guards to find out your assignment. Now go. 316 NCRESEAR I'm not a guard; I'm one of the new researchers. Do you have an assignment for me? 317 NCRESEAR Excuse me, but I was hoping YOU could show me around. I saw you standing over here and felt COMPELLED to talk to you. Perhaps after the tour we could have dinner�? 318 NCRESEAR Thanks. You've been very helpful. 325 NCRESEAR You're a RESEARCHER...? Hmmmm. I've never seen you before. How much do you know about pharmaceutical research? 326 NCRESEAR Uh, enough. Just sit back and watch me go. 327 NCRESEAR I know a fair amount about the composition and manufacture of base neurochemical compounds, and I think I could be of some assistance in your studies. 328 NCRESEAR I have to be going. 335 NCRESEAR Ha! I think I'll just watch you go, period. Leave before I call the guards. 336 NCRESEAR All right. 337 NCRESEAR I'm going�::mumble::�you bald-headed bitch. 345 NCRESEAR Hmmmm. All right then. Let me give you a run-down on what we do here: we test the effects and potency of a metamphetamine called Jet. 346 NCRESEAR I see. And how is the research coming? 347 NCRESEAR I think I have the idea. I'll examine the rest of the testing area myself. 355 NCRESEAR Not so well. Our schedule is tight, and we need to purify the Jet manufacturing process soon. 356 NCRESEAR Why? Jet seems habit-forming enough already. 357 NCRESEAR Why the tight schedule? 358 NCRESEAR Sounds like a tough job. Look, I have to take care of something real quick - I'll be back. 365 NCRESEAR No one's come out and said it, but it's probably due to Jet distribution in Redding. Jet's potent *enough,* but there's a good deal of room for improvement, and the 'brass' wants to increase Jet reliance in Redding. 366 NCRESEAR What's the deal with Redding? 367 NCRESEAR Well, good luck meeting the schedule. 375 NCRESEAR It's potent *enough,* but there's room for improvement. The 'brass' wants to increase Jet distribution in Redding, and they want the reliance rate as close to 100% as we can get it. It's going to require us pulling some long hours. 377 NCRESEAR Thanks for the information. I'll be back later. 385 NCRESEAR Hook the miners in Redding to Jet, and whoever controls the Jet, controls Redding. Typical power play. 386 NCRESEAR So�who does control the chems? 395 NCRESEAR Who controls the chems? The Mordinos. Of course, Myron laid all the groundwork for Jet's composition. We do mostly clean-up work. 396 NCRESEAR Is Myron your boss? 405 NCRESEAR You COULD call it that. He's a smart one, I'll give him that, but he doesn't care much about what goes on up here. He mostly stays in the basement vault�no visitors except for the train of prostitutes. Typical project leader. 406 NCRESEAR Could I see him? 407 NCRESEAR Yeah, though marketing's worse. Anyway, thanks for the information. I'll be back later. 415 NCRESEAR I suppose�let me give you a temporary badge; just show it to the guards. Keep it quick, though, Myron doesn't like people staying long. 416 NCRESEAR I suppose�let me give you a temporary badge; just show it to the guards. Keep it quick, though, Myron doesn't like people staying long�though he may make an exception in your case. 417 NCRESEAR Thanks for the badge. I'll see you later. 425 NCRESEAR Look, I'm VERY busy, so if you don't mind� 426 NCRESEAR Look, I�I'm, uh, very busy, so if you would please excuse me� 427 NCRESEAR Nevermind then... 428 NCRESEAR Thanks anyway. 429 NCRESEAR Thanks anyway...::mumble:: �you uppity cue-balled bitch. 435 NCRESEAR This�hmm�I'm VERY flattered, but I'm also very busy at the moment�so�uh� 436 NCRESEAR Well, do you mind if I came by and picked you up after work then? No pressure�just some dinner, some conversation. You look like someone who might need to take a little break from work. Things here must keep you very busy. 437 NCRESEAR Well, I had to ask. Thanks anyway. 445 NCRESEAR Oh, not THAT busy�heh�well, no, pretty busy. I mean, mostly its routine chem testing, and occasionally we have a slave go over the edge� 446 NCRESEAR Doesn't purposely injecting experimental metamphetamines into enslaved humans make you question your basic humanity? 447 NCRESEAR Wow. That sounds dangerous. You ever get hurt? Do you have many patient fatalities? 448 NCRESEAR Chem testing? Really? How are things going? 449 NCRESEAR Sounds interesting, but I have to go�.uh, I'll be back, though. 455 NCRESEAR Was that some poor attempt at a joke? 456 NCRESEAR Just asking. I mean, what if you had been sold into slavery, been taken here, then pumped full of chems? 457 NCRESEAR Uh, yes. I have to be going. 465 NCRESEAR I'm on THIS side of the stalls, they're on THAT side. Since we're getting into hypotheticals, would YOU like to find out what it's like to be them? We have an extra stall or two. 466 NCRESEAR Now hold on a minute� 467 NCRESEAR Uh, no thanks. Sorry to bother you. 475 NCRESEAR Slave deaths? A few. Mostly accidental overdoses - usually a tech's fault - or self-inflicted injuries. Some ingest too much Jet, and they REALLY want to fly. 476 NCRESEAR Other than that, how's the chem testing going? 477 NCRESEAR I bet. Well, thanks for the information. You've been very helpful. 485 NCRESEAR Try downstairs in the lab. The guarded door. If you see him, tell him to come up here when he has the chance. IF he's not too busy. 100 NCRICO You see a big thug. 101 NCRICO You see Rico. 150 NCRICO You see a huge, stone-faced man. He looks like he eats bricks. 151 NCRICO You see Rico, Monte's bodyguard. He looks like he eats bricks. 175 NCRICO Hurggg 176 NCRICO Hnrfff 177 NCRICO Snffff 178 NCRICO Urb-luu 179 NCRICO Klurgggg 180 NCRICO Oog 200 NCRICO Me Monte friend. YOU Monte friend? 201 NCRICO Me hit people Monte tell me to 202 NCRICO Me hit people 203 NCRICO Me hit people with fists like playing drum 204 NCRICO Me like to hit 205 NCRICO ::Smiles toothlessly:: 206 NCRICO ::Scratches self:: 207 NCRICO ::Flexes:: 208 NCRICO Grunt 209 NCRICO Grunt - Grunt. 210 NCRICO Me no like talk 211 NCRICO Yoo smell guuud 212 NCRICO Yoo smell like Mom 213 NCRICO Yoo cute. me no hit you 214 NCRICO Yoo make me blush 100 NCRNGGRL Round 100 NCSALMEN You see one of Salvatore's men. 150 NCSALMEN You see a sullen looking man. His face is set in a frown, and he is staring straight ahead. He is carrying a strange pistol in his hand. 151 NCSALMEN You see a sullen looking man. His face is set in a frown, and he is staring straight ahead. 152 NCSALMEN You see one of Salvatore's men. He looks like he hasn't relaxed in years. 153 NCSALMEN You see one of Salvatore's men. He is staring straight ahead with a grim expression. 154 NCSALMEN You see one of Salvatore's men. He looks silent, deadly, and possibly asleep. 155 NCSALMEN You see one of Salvatore's men. He looks silent, deadly, and potentially very bored. 160 NCSALMEN ::Nods Respectfully:: 161 NCSALMEN You've got some serious muscle to bust the Enclave like you did. 162 NCSALMEN You're almost as tough as Tommy the Balls. 163 NCSALMEN I heard what you did to the Enclave. Word travels fast. 164 NCSALMEN Thought about replaying the game as a different character? 170 NCSALMEN Why are you sneaking around? 171 NCSALMEN Why the secrecy? Somebody looking for you? 172 NCSALMEN You trying to keep a low profile? 173 NCSALMEN Why you sneaking around? Somebody chasing you? 180 NCSALMEN Well, if it isn't 181 NCSALMEN You LOST, pal? You better get out of here. 182 NCSALMEN This guy's asking for trouble� 183 NCSALMEN Get out of here. Now. 184 NCSALMEN Unless you're looking for trouble, you better leave right now. 185 NCSALMEN Well, if it isn't 186 NCSALMEN You LOST, girl? You better get out of here. 187 NCSALMEN This chick's asking for trouble� 195 NCSALMEN No weapons allowed in here. 196 NCSALMEN Put that weapon away. 200 NCSALMEN Miss, I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to put that weapon away. 201 NCSALMEN Miss, I'm sorry, but weapons aren't allowed in here. 205 NCSALMEN You! Slaver! Secure that weapon NOW. 206 NCSALMEN Weapons aren't allowed in here, slaver. 207 NCSALMEN Put that weapon away, slaver. 208 NCSALMEN Slaver, I need you to secure that weapon right now. 210 NCSALMEN You! Slaver! Stop sneaking around in here! 215 NCSALMEN You! Secure that weapon NOW. 216 NCSALMEN Weapons aren't allowed in here. 217 NCSALMEN Put that weapon away. Now. 218 NCSALMEN Secure that weapon right now. 220 NCSALMEN You! Stop sneaking around in here! 225 NCSALMEN Robots aren't allowed in here. Get it outta here. Now. 226 NCSALMEN No robots. Get it outta here. 230 NCSALMEN No mutants allowed in here. Get him outta here. Now. 231 NCSALMEN Mutants aren't allowed in here. Get him outta here. Now. 235 NCSALMEN How do you go to the bathroom with that thing on? 240 NCSALMEN Sir. 241 NCSALMEN Hello, sir. 242 NCSALMEN Nothing to report, sir. 243 NCSALMEN Anything you need, sir? 244 NCSALMEN Anyone bothers you, sir, let us know. 245 NCSALMEN Watch out for Tommy the Balls. He has a long dick and a short temper. 246 NCSALMEN Mr. Salvatore's been in poor health for as long as I've known him. He's really old. 247 NCSALMEN These new pistols have really allowed us to gain ground in New Reno. 248 NCSALMEN These new pistols may look strange, but they are really easy to use. 249 NCSALMEN I shot this one Bishop smartass with my new pistol, and it drilled a hole through him AND the wall behind him. 250 NCSALMEN None of the boys really know where these new pistols are coming from. It's best not to ask. 251 NCSALMEN The rest of the families have been givin' us a lot of space ever since the Massacre. 252 NCSALMEN The other families have been giving us a lot of space since we got these new pistols. They know what will happen if they don't. 253 NCSALMEN These new pistols fire beams of light. The beams drill through ANYTHING. 254 NCSALMEN Family Salvatore's been good to me. No complaints. 255 NCSALMEN The Bishops talk big. Salvatores don't need to talk. 256 NCSALMEN All's quiet on the northern front. 257 NCSALMEN Saw some Bishops today, and they steered clear. They're getting smarter. 258 NCSALMEN Everything's been pretty quiet today. 259 NCSALMEN Ma'am. 260 NCSALMEN Hello, ma'am. 261 NCSALMEN Nothing to report, ma'am. 262 NCSALMEN Anything you need, ma'am? 263 NCSALMEN Anyone bothers you, ma'am, let us know. 275 NCSALMEN You better leave before there's trouble. 276 NCSALMEN Play it smart - leave before we have to get rough. 277 NCSALMEN There's going to be trouble if you stick around. 278 NCSALMEN Don't know what you want 279 NCSALMEN Don't know what you're trying to prove, 280 NCSALMEN I suggest you leave right now. 285 NCSALMEN Where did you learn to fight? You're vicious. 286 NCSALMEN You know, Family Salvatore could really use someone like you. 287 NCSALMEN You should talk to Mason about a job. 288 NCSALMEN If prizefighting loses its charm, you might want to consider joining up with us. 289 NCSALMEN I got $20 riding on you! 290 NCSALMEN Hey, champ! That last fight was great! 291 NCSALMEN Saw you fight in the ring. Damn good right hook you throw. 292 NCSALMEN How much you bench? 293 NCSALMEN Where do you work out? 294 NCSALMEN Watch out for the Masticator. He has a taste for ears. 295 NCSALMEN I'd get you a drink if I hadn't blown all my money betting on your opponent. 305 NCSALMEN Something I can do for you? 306 NCSALMEN This ain't the porn studio, lover-boy. 307 NCSALMEN Take your business elsewhere, lover-boy. 310 NCSALMEN I'm really sorry�really�but I haven't got time to talk right now. Stop by after work if you're free then. 311 NCSALMEN Breaks my heart, but I really can't talk right now. 312 NCSALMEN C'mon now, you're distracting me, sweetheart. 313 NCSALMEN I can't help you. 314 NCSALMEN I hear Tommy the Balls wants to give you a private screening. 315 NCSALMEN Not now, sweetheart. Business. 316 NCSALMEN I'd chat, but the boss could be watching. 325 NCSALMEN Secure that weapon NOW, slaver. 326 NCSALMEN Weapons aren't allowed in here, slaver. 327 NCSALMEN Put that weapon away, slaver. 330 NCSALMEN Stop sneaking around in here, slaver. 331 NCSALMEN People sneaking around in here makes my trigger finger itch. 332 NCSALMEN Sneaking around in here can get you shot, slaver. 335 NCSALMEN Secure that weapon NOW. 336 NCSALMEN Weapons aren't allowed in here. 337 NCSALMEN Put that weapon away. Now. 338 NCSALMEN Secure that weapon right now. 340 NCSALMEN Stop sneaking around in here, or there's gonna be trouble. 345 NCSALMEN I'm not the person to talk to about dealing slaves. Talk to Mason. 346 NCSALMEN Salvatores already got all the slaves we need. 347 NCSALMEN I haven't got time to talk right now. 348 NCSALMEN I can't help you. 349 NCSALMEN Look, I ain't got the time. You want conversation, go to Virgin Street and talk to a whore. 355 NCSALMEN If you're looking to deal some slaves, talk to the boss. 356 NCSALMEN Don't think the boss is looking for any more slaves, but you might want to try him anyway. 360 NCSALMEN Looking for work? Talk to Mason. 361 NCSALMEN If you're looking for work, you should talk to Mason. 365 NCSALMEN Look, I ain't got the time. You want conversation, go to Virgin Street and talk to a whore. 366 NCSALMEN I haven't got time to talk right now. 367 NCSALMEN I can't help you. 368 NCSALMEN Can't help you. Sorry. 369 NCSALMEN Not now, sweetheart. Business. 370 NCSALMEN I'd chat, but the boss could be watching. 371 NCSALMEN Look, I ain't got the time for chit-chat. 380 NCSALMEN That ghoul better leave right NOW. 381 NCSALMEN If that ghoul's still here when I turn around, we'll burn it. 382 NCSALMEN That ghoul's asking to be a torch if it sticks around. 1180 NCSALMEN . His name's gonna be corpse if he doesn't get out of here� 1185 NCSALMEN . Her name's gonna be corpse if she doesn't get out of here� 1278 NCSALMEN , but you better take it elsewhere. 100 NCSALVAT You see Louis Salvatore. 150 NCSALVAT You see an elderly, well-dressed gentleman. He is carrying an oxygen tank, and he seems to have difficulty breathing. 151 NCSALVAT You see Louis Salvatore. He is carrying an oxygen tank, and he seems to have difficulty breathing. 200 NCSALVAT *Cough* 201 NCSALVAT ::Wheeze:: 202 NCSALVAT *Cough* *Cough* 210 NCSALVAT Guards! Gu�*cough* *cough*�Guards! 215 NCSALVAT (Salvatore turns to you with a stone-faced expression. He studies you for a fraction of a second, then makes a strange motion with his hand. Instantly, an alarm rings throughout the casino.) 216 NCSALVAT Owwww! Turn down sound! Hurt ears! HURT EARS! 217 NCSALVAT ME CANT TALK OVER RINGING. TURN OFF, WE TALK 218 NCSALVAT I'm gonna CRIPPLE you, old man! You'll never walk again! 219 NCSALVAT I knew I should have gotten permission first� 220 NCSALVAT Shit! 221 NCSALVAT Uh, please tell me that was room service. 230 NCSALVAT (The elderly man looks up at you. His face is gaunt and covered with liver spots. He is holding a breathing mask, which is connected to an oxygen tank by his side.) What� do you want of me? 231 NCSALVAT Me want�me no know what I want 232 NCSALVAT Me want 233 NCSALVAT Me 234 NCSALVAT Wander off 235 NCSALVAT I have information for you. 236 NCSALVAT I have information for you, Mr. Salvatore. 237 NCSALVAT I'm looking for a job. 238 NCSALVAT Mr. Salvatore, you have a reputation for strength and fairness. I want to work for you. 239 NCSALVAT I wanted to know where you get the lightbringers. 240 NCSALVAT Word is you had Mr. Wright's son poisoned. Why? 241 NCSALVAT I think I've entered the wrong room. Pardon me. 250 NCSALVAT I have told you the reason the boy was killed. It will not leave this room. (Salvatore makes a strange motion with his hand. Instantly, an alarm rings throughout the casino.) 251 NCSALVAT (Salvatore studies you for a fraction of a second in disgust, then makes a strange motion with his hand. Instantly, an alarm rings throughout the casino.) 254 NCSALVAT I'm gonna CRIPPLE you, old man! You'll never walk again! 270 NCSALVAT (Takes a deep breath from his mask, then shakes his head.) You have nothing�that I need to know, 271 NCSALVAT Um, I don't recall introducing myself. How do you know my name? 272 NCSALVAT Uh, okay. Well then, I'm looking for a job. 276 NCSALVAT Actually, I seem to have entered the wrong room. Pardon me. 290 NCSALVAT (Looks at you silently for a minute. He might be either amused at your question or irritated�it's hard to tell.) Again, 291 NCSALVAT Uh�hmmm. Well, uh, I'm looking for a job. 305 NCSALVAT (Takes a breath from the oxygen mask, then gives a slight smile.) Of�course you are. And WHY should I hire you? 306 NCSALVAT Well, why not? Name a job, I'll do it. I'm hard-working, and I got the skills to get things done. 307 NCSALVAT Whoa. Did I say I was looking for work? I meant to say I was leaving. 315 NCSALVAT (Takes a breath from the oxygen mask, then gives a slight smile.) Of�course. But I require a�token of your good faith. A sample of your�willingness to work for me. 316 NCSALVAT What do you want me to do? 317 NCSALVAT What would you have me do, Mr. Salvatore? 325 NCSALVAT (Shakes his head slightly.) Your naivet� has�no place here. Words are not sufficient: You wish to work for Louis Salvatore? Then I must know how much I can rely on you. 326 NCSALVAT Look, you can COUNT on me. 327 NCSALVAT Let me prove it, Mr. Salvatore. Assign me a task. 335 NCSALVAT (Takes a deep breath from the oxygen mask.) There is�a man�who has used his�skill with cards to rob me. The sum is...trivial. The insult is not. I want him killed and the money he stole returned. 336 NCSALVAT Who is this thief? 338 NCSALVAT How much has he stolen? 339 NCSALVAT It could be a rough assignment: Can I have one of those laser weapons your family uses? 340 NCSALVAT Uh, I don't do contract hits. I'll be leaving now. 350 NCSALVAT Mason will have�the details. (Nods at exit.) Go now. 351 NCSALVAT All right. 352 NCSALVAT Thank you, Mr. Salvatore. I will go ask Mason. 360 NCSALVAT Then you are of�no use to me. Leave now. 361 NCSALVAT Uh, waitaminute�I changed my mind. I'll do it. 362 NCSALVAT Leave quietly. 370 NCSALVAT (Narrows his eyes. His next words are delivered in a rasping hiss.) ::You have not yet PROVEN yourself.:: Now go see Mason. He will have the�details of your assignment. 371 NCSALVAT All right, then. Forget the pistols for now. 372 NCSALVAT I understand, Mr. Salvatore. Forgive my question. I will go see Mason. 373 NCSALVAT Look: If you aren't going to arm me properly, then I can't continue working for you. 380 NCSALVAT Talk to Mason. He will have the�details of your assignment. 385 NCSALVAT (Salvatore looks up at you, takes a breath from the mask.) Have�you disposed of the thief? 386 NCSALVAT Naw...Lloyd left town with the money. 387 NCSALVAT Yep. The vultures are probably shitting pieces of him out right now. 388 NCSALVAT Not yet. 389 NCSALVAT No, Mr. Salvatore. Lloyd left town with the money. 390 NCSALVAT Yes. I made an example of him, Mr. Salvatore. 391 NCSALVAT Not yet, Mr. Salvatore. 400 NCSALVAT Yet�you told Mason that you had taken care of the assignment. 401 NCSALVAT Well, yes, but� 405 NCSALVAT (Puts his fingers together.) And�the money. Has it been recovered? 406 NCSALVAT No, I couldn't find the money. 407 NCSALVAT No, Lloyd already spent the money. 408 NCSALVAT Yes. 410 NCSALVAT No, Mr. Salvatore, I couldn't find the money. 411 NCSALVAT No, Mr. Salvatore, Lloyd already spent the money. 412 NCSALVAT Yes, Mr. Salvatore. 420 NCSALVAT Your instructions were to recover the money he stole. Have you not done this? 421 NCSALVAT Well, no, because -- 422 NCSALVAT Uh, I have the money -- 423 NCSALVAT Well, you see, I don't -- 430 NCSALVAT I will take the money now. 431 NCSALVAT Well, I don't have it on me� 432 NCSALVAT Give him 250 chips. 433 NCSALVAT Give him 500 chips. 434 NCSALVAT Give him 750 chips. 435 NCSALVAT Give him 1000 chips. 436 NCSALVAT Give him 1000 chips. (This is the correct amount.) 437 NCSALVAT (Make a break for it.) 450 NCSALVAT This amount�is not the amount that was stolen from me. Perhaps you don't know how much was stolen from me. Or perhaps you are holding out on me. Either way� 451 NCSALVAT Oh, well, I must have miscounted� 455 NCSALVAT (Salvatore nods as you give him the money, but he holds up his hands halfway through the transaction.) The�remaining half is yours. 456 NCSALVAT Hey, thanks. 468 NCSALVAT Thank you, Mr. Salvatore. 475 NCSALVAT (Mr. Salvatore takes a breath from the mask.) I have another�matter that requires your attention. 476 NCSALVAT Sure, why not? What's the job -- another kill and fetch assignment? 477 NCSALVAT I am interested in the job, Mr. Salvatore. What do you want me to do? 478 NCSALVAT No, I'm done doing hit jobs. I'm making a clean break. 479 NCSALVAT No more jobs for me, Mr. Salvatore. I have to be going. 485 NCSALVAT A constituent in my�district has not paid me�tribute�for the services I provide. Collect it. If he objects, inform him you are my�representative in this matter. Talk to Mason for the details. 487 NCSALVAT Yes, Mr. Salvatore. I'll go see him. 488 NCSALVAT No thanks, I don't do extortion jobs. 495 NCSALVAT You are...lying to me. I know that he still lives. 500 NCSALVAT Have you done as I asked? 501 NCSALVAT Yes, Mr. Salvatore, I have the tribute you asked me to collect. 502 NCSALVAT Yeah, the 'tribute' is right here. 503 NCSALVAT Not yet. I haven't got the old guy to cough it up yet. 504 NCSALVAT Not yet, Mr. Salvatore. When I return, I shall have it with me. 515 NCSALVAT You told Mason you had collected my tribute. Have you not done this? 525 NCSALVAT Very well. (He waits.) 527 NCSALVAT Give him 900 chips. 528 NCSALVAT Give him 800 chips. 529 NCSALVAT Actually, I don't have the tribute ON me� 540 NCSALVAT This amount�is not the amount that was stolen from me. Perhaps you don't know how much the required tribute is. Or perhaps you are holding out on me. Either way� 545 NCSALVAT (Salvatore nods as you give him the money.) You have done�well. You have earned 25% of the cut. 546 NCSALVAT (Salvatore nods as you give him the money.) You have done�adequately. You have earned 10% of the cut. 555 NCSALVAT (Takes a breath from his mask.) You have...done as I asked. I have no further need of your� services. (Points to the exit.) Leave now. 556 NCSALVAT Uh�okay. 557 NCSALVAT Could I have one of those laser pistols as part of my payment before I go? 565 NCSALVAT (Takes a deep breath from the mask.) I have another�matter that I could use your assistance with. 566 NCSALVAT Sure, why not? What's the job - more extortion? 568 NCSALVAT No, I'm done doing extortion jobs. I'm making a clean break. 575 NCSALVAT A�sensitive transaction will be taking place soon. I am in need of an extra� guard to insure that the transaction goes smoothly. You will speak with Mason and do as he directs you. 576 NCSALVAT What is this transaction? 577 NCSALVAT Where is this transaction taking place? 578 NCSALVAT Can I have one of those laser weapons you use? 579 NCSALVAT I can't do this mission right now, Mr. Salvatore. I must be going. 585 NCSALVAT Mason will have�the details. Go now. 595 NCSALVAT Yesss. This time, yes. But you will carry other armaments as well. Talk to Mason about the details. He will give you one of the lightbringers. 596 NCSALVAT All right, then. 605 NCSALVAT Sit, 607 NCSALVAT I would be honored, Mr. Salvatore. 608 NCSALVAT I can't. I have other obligations. Thanks for the offer, though. 610 NCSALVAT I would be honored, Mr. Salvatore, but I cannot. I have other duties to another family� notably, my mother. 615 NCSALVAT That is... unfortunate. I cannot take the risk that you will remain... silent about what you have seen in the desert. Goodbye, 616 NCSALVAT Whoa! Wait a minute...! 617 NCSALVAT Oh yeah? Bring it on so I can slaughter your entire family, one by one. 620 NCSALVAT Very well. You must choose a name� 621 NCSALVAT How about� 630 NCSALVAT (Nods) That is a�good name. Now go speak to Mason. He will have� something for you. 640 NCSALVAT Greetings, 645 NCSALVAT I have no further need of your services, 650 NCSALVAT ... 651 NCSALVAT ...hurkkk... 652 NCSALVAT ...*gasp*...I...*cough*...*wheeze*... 653 NCSALVAT ...no...I...*hurrkkk* 654 NCSALVAT ...help...*gasp*...please... 655 NCSALVAT ...have...mercy... 656 NCSALVAT *wheeze* 657 NCSALVAT ...I... 658 NCSALVAT ...I... 659 NCSALVAT ::Stops breathing.:: 660 NCSALVAT Heh-heh. I love killing old people. 675 NCSALVAT (Mr. Salvatore looks at you for a long time in silence, then speaks.) We Salvatores...we will rule New Reno. If a child must die to insure that, it will be...done. There is no other reason. 676 NCSALVAT What did killing Wright's son have to do with ruling New Reno? That makes no SENSE. 677 NCSALVAT You murdered someone's SON, Salvatore. You might as well have just signed your own death warrant... 678 NCSALVAT All right then. I just wanted to know why you did it. 800 NCSALVAT You have assassinated Boss Salvatore. 825 NCSALVAT You have whacked Boss Salvatore. 850 NCSALVAT You have resolved the Lloyd "situation". 875 NCSALVAT You have collected Mr. Salvatore's tribute. 900 NCSALVAT You have become a made man of the Salvatore family. 925 NCSALVAT You have successfully completed the secret transaction. 5233 NCSALVAT ! Who yu 5270 NCSALVAT . Now�what do you WANT of me? 5290 NCSALVAT : What�do you WANT of me? 5605 NCSALVAT . You have done�all I have asked. I would like you to join the Salvatore Family and become�one of my made men. 5640 NCSALVAT . 100 NCSCIENT You see a scientist. 150 NCSCIENT You see a stern-looking man with a clipboard and a hypodermic. He ignores you. 151 NCSCIENT He looks extremely tired and irritable. 152 NCSCIENT You see a tired -looking woman. She is checking a clipboard and looking around as if she has forgotten something. 153 NCSCIENT She is filling a hypodermic, grumbling slightly to herself. 154 NCSCIENT Hello Myron, sir. 155 NCSCIENT Myron...sir, do you have a minute�? 156 NCSCIENT Any more word when new slaves will be delivered, Myron, sir? 157 NCSCIENT Myron...sir, these new results are very promising� 158 NCSCIENT Myron? A minute of your time, sir? 159 NCSCIENT Where the hell is Myron� 160 NCSCIENT Get Myron up here. He has to see this. 161 NCSCIENT Wish these slaves would shut up� 162 NCSCIENT Where did I leave that syringe� 163 NCSCIENT Has anyone seen Subject 31? He was here just a second ago. 164 NCSCIENT Have the slaves bring more of the Jet Beta. 165 NCSCIENT Test results from Jet Beta are very promising, but� 166 NCSCIENT "High" lasts 15 min to an hour�calculate one dose/hour period�hmmmmnnn. 167 NCSCIENT Subject 12 still keeps having bleeding in the lungs� 168 NCSCIENT That's the fifth time Subject 12 has had seizures�up the dose, see what happens� 169 NCSCIENT Well, what SORT of hallucinations was he having? 170 NCSCIENT Check that one's heart rate. If it's still within tolerable limits, up the dosage. 171 NCSCIENT Why did the slave in the control group kill herself? We weren't even testing her! 200 NCSCIENT Tests are proceeding as scheduled, Myron. 201 NCSCIENT This new strain of Jet is extremely habit-forming, sir. The slaves are almost willing to kill each other for it. 202 NCSCIENT The slaves would rather take Jet than eat, it's so potent. 203 NCSCIENT Who are these people with you, Myron? New subjects? 204 NCSCIENT The third test group seem to be doing the best of all the groups, Myron, sir. 205 NCSCIENT Myron, I think the next test group should include at least three children, sir. 206 NCSCIENT Myron, sir, Subject 46 had a heart attack; we are restricting doses to six times a day from now on. 207 NCSCIENT Myron? We need a new shipment of hypodermics from Vault City, soon. We can't keep re-using these. 208 NCSCIENT Myron, at last! Any more word when new slaves will be delivered, sir? 209 NCSCIENT Myron, sir, we moved three slaves from the control group into the test group because of those respiratory failures we had last week. 210 NCSCIENT Myron, sir...we had to shoot one slave for trying to escape. What a waste. 211 NCSCIENT Myron...this new mild hallucinogen you've developed is promising, but it is not as habit-forming as jet� 212 NCSCIENT If you have any suggestions, please write it on a piece of paper and then put it right in the trash bin over there. 213 NCSCIENT Yes, yes, what? 214 NCSCIENT We won't be able to get results if you keep interrupting us. 215 NCSCIENT Seems they let everyone and their mother run through here nowadays� 216 NCSCIENT What do you want? 217 NCSCIENT Please excuse me, *I* have work to do. 218 NCSCIENT If you have questions, talk to the guards, not me. 219 NCSCIENT Yes, I'm certain that whatever you need is of *great* importance, but I have duties of my own. 220 NCSCIENT Are you authorized to be in here? 221 NCSCIENT Who allowed you in here? 222 NCSCIENT When Myron hears strangers were entering the lab� 223 NCSCIENT Do you have those test results I asked for�oh, sorry. Thought you were a lab tech. 224 NCSCIENT Too busy to talk right now, sorry. 100 NCSHEB You see�Sheb. 150 NCSHEB You see a scrawny man in bright blue clothes. As if his clothes weren't loud enough, he is also bellowing at the top of his lungs. 200 NCSHEB Booty, booty, boo-tay! 201 NCSHEB Come on in, booty lovers! 202 NCSHEB Here at the Cat's Paw we're slashing prices in half! 203 NCSHEB Give us an offer on our prime selection of booty! It's a booty blowout! 204 NCSHEB We got white booty, black booty, southern booty, northern booty... 205 NCSHEB We got hot booty, cold booty, we got fresh booty, we got�::snfff::�*smelly* booty� 206 NCSHEB We got tribal booty, we got mutant booty, radscorpion booty, robot booty. 207 NCSHEB We even got brahmin booty, ghoul booty, deathclaw booty. 208 NCSHEB Come on, you want booty? Come on in, booty lovers! 209 NCSHEB If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, booty lovers! 210 NCSHEB Attention booty shoppers! Take advantage of this booty sale! 211 NCSHEB Buy one piece of booty at the regular price, n' you'll get another piece of booty of equal or lesser value for only a chip! 212 NCSHEB Try and beat booty for a chip! 100 NCSLAVE You see a sickly slave. 101 NCSLAVE You see a chemmed slave. 102 NCSLAVE You see a slave. 150 NCSLAVE You see a broken looking man. His eyes dart around the area, as if following some invisible insect. 151 NCSLAVE You see a sickly slave. He looks terribly frightened, and his eyes seem unable to focus on you. 152 NCSLAVE You see a sickly slave. His clothes are in tatters, and his skin hangs loosely on his flesh. 153 NCSLAVE You see a sickly slave. He is coughing violently, and his tattered shirt has blood stains on the front of it. 154 NCSLAVE You see a sickly slave. The smell of dried urine and feces emanates from him. 155 NCSLAVE You see a sickly slave. His teeth have fallen out, and his eyes are bloodshot. 156 NCSLAVE You see a sickly slave. Some sort of rash covers his face and neck, and he scratches occasionally. 160 NCSLAVE You see a broken looking woman. She is staring at the ground intently, as if afraid to look up. 161 NCSLAVE You see a sickly slave. She looks terribly frightened, and her eyes seem unable to focus on you. 162 NCSLAVE You see a sickly slave. She doesn't seem to notice the bloodflies that land on her face and arms. 163 NCSLAVE You see a sickly slave. Her clothes are in tatters, and her skin hangs loosely on her flesh. 164 NCSLAVE You see a sickly slave. She is wheezing with every breath, and streams of mucus run from her nose. 165 NCSLAVE You see a sickly slave. The smell of dried urine and feces emanates from her. 166 NCSLAVE You see a sickly slave. She is scratching at some sort of rash that covers her face and neck. 167 NCSLAVE You see a sickly slave. She looks like she is trying to cry, but no tears will come. 170 NCSLAVE You see a sluggish looking man. He is staring straight ahead with a vacant expression. 171 NCSLAVE You see a chemmed slave. His eyes dart around the area, never focusing on any one thing. 172 NCSLAVE You see a chemmed slave. As you watch, he bites his forearm and peels back some skin with his teeth, slowly chewing it. 173 NCSLAVE You see a chemmed slave. He has a faint smile on his face, but his eyes are glazed and vacant. 174 NCSLAVE You see a chemmed slave. He is gazing vacantly out into space, drool coming from his lips. 175 NCSLAVE You see a chemmed slave. As he sees you, he winces and gives a painful smile, as if you are too bright to look at. 180 NCSLAVE You see a shivering woman. She is staring at the ground, as if afraid it will go away if she stops looking at it. 181 NCSLAVE You see a chemmed slave. She is giggling to herself, and there are traces of blood on the corners of her mouth. 182 NCSLAVE You see a chemmed slave. There are track marks on her arm intermixed with bruises and lash marks. 183 NCSLAVE You see a chemmed slave. She blinks rapidly, as if her eyes are dry. 184 NCSLAVE You see a chemmed slave. She is scratching the back her hands, so much so that the skin is tearing off. 185 NCSLAVE You see a chemmed slave. Vomit stains cover the front of her shirt, and she smells faintly of turpentine. 190 NCSLAVE You see a thin man. Lash marks cover his body, and he stares meekly at the ground, as if waiting for orders. 191 NCSLAVE You see a beaten slave. 192 NCSLAVE You see a thin slave. Lash marks cover his body, and he stares meekly at the ground, as if waiting for orders. 195 NCSLAVE You see a shivering woman. Her body is covered with lash marks, and her clothes are in tatters. 196 NCSLAVE You see a female slave. 197 NCSLAVE You see a female slave. She is shivering slightly, and her body is covered with lash marks. 200 NCSLAVE ::Snnnffff:: 201 NCSLAVE ::Huhhhhk:: 202 NCSLAVE ::Coughs:: 203 NCSLAVE ::Scratches self.:: 204 NCSLAVE ::Brushes away flies:: 210 NCSLAVE ::Snnnffff:: 211 NCSLAVE *Giggle* 212 NCSLAVE Heeeeeeee 213 NCSLAVE Hee heeeee hee�hee� 214 NCSLAVE EeeeEEEEeeeeEEEE 220 NCSLAVE ::Looks blankly at you:: 221 NCSLAVE ::Cries silently:: 222 NCSLAVE ::Stares at you blankly:: 223 NCSLAVE ::Blinks at you stupidly:: 224 NCSLAVE ::Gives a wheezing cough:: 225 NCSLAVE ::Mumbles something that you can't make out.:: 226 NCSLAVE Hnnnnh�.hnnn 227 NCSLAVE ::Wipes nose:: 228 NCSLAVE Hunnnnnh 229 NCSLAVE Rrrurrr..rr..::Coughs:: 240 NCSLAVE ::Rubs eyes:: 241 NCSLAVE ::Snorts like a pig:: 242 NCSLAVE ::Scratches head, then rubs eyes:: 243 NCSLAVE Hee heeeee hee�hee� 244 NCSLAVE Hootchie Kootchie Boochie 245 NCSLAVE Foo-fooooo 246 NCSLAVE EeeeEEEEeeeeEEEE 247 NCSLAVE My eyes are big black flies 248 NCSLAVE Boooogety boooo 249 NCSLAVE Hwoo Hwooo 250 NCSLAVE Moooooooo 251 NCSLAVE Me bad me good me bad me good 252 NCSLAVE Double plus good 260 NCSLAVE Yes, I am already owned. My master has the papers. 261 NCSLAVE Please leave me be. I am already owned by someone else. 262 NCSLAVE I beg you: have you seen two children, dark-hair�? They were taken by other slavers two years ago and sold North. 263 NCSLAVE Please�I am not allowed to speak to anyone. 264 NCSLAVE Please�let me be. My master will be back soon. 265 NCSLAVE If my master catches me talking to a slaver, I will be beaten. 266 NCSLAVE I already have a master. She will not be happy if you continue to talk to me. 267 NCSLAVE I cannot speak to you. I have duties. 268 NCSLAVE If I am caught speaking to a slaver, they will start testing the chems on me. 269 NCSLAVE Please go away, slaver. I don't want any trouble. 270 NCSLAVE Escape? I�have never tried to escape from here. I would not dare disobey my master. 280 NCSLAVE If they catch me talking to you, they will start testing chems on me. 281 NCSLAVE I used to work with this other slave, but he died of an overdose a few days ago. 282 NCSLAVE They test new chems on us. Some are poisonous. 283 NCSLAVE My master is...good to me. 284 NCSLAVE My master said not to speak to others. 285 NCSLAVE Please�I am not allowed to speak to you. 286 NCSLAVE Please let me be. My master will be back soon. 287 NCSLAVE If my master catches me talking to you, he will beat me. 288 NCSLAVE My master is good. He does not beat me often. 289 NCSLAVE I do not miss my family. My master is kind. 290 NCSLAVE I was taken from a tribal village north of here. Life is much�better here. 291 NCSLAVE I was first captured in the Den. 292 NCSLAVE I cannot speak to you. I have work to do. 293 NCSLAVE I must finish my duties before my master returns. 294 NCSLAVE Speaking is against the rules. 295 NCSLAVE Please go away. I beg you. You're only going to get me in trouble. 296 NCSLAVE Escape? There is nowhere to escape TO. The Wastes are filled with horrible monsters that will eat runaways alive. 297 NCSLAVE Slaves who become sick are usually killed. 298 NCSLAVE I was one of the slaves who made it to New Reno. Two others got sick during the trip, so the slavers shot them. 299 NCSLAVE Yes? How can I help you? 300 NCSLAVE I hear rumors of an underground railroad, but I don't know anyone who escaped. 301 NCSLAVE Julia escaped, but they caught her in Golgotha the next day. They tied her to a wheel and let her starve to death. 302 NCSLAVE Runaway slaves are caught and left to die in Golgotha. 303 NCSLAVE No, I don't know where my family is now. I still think about them sometimes, but not so often anymore. 304 NCSLAVE New Reno is�well, it is not as bad as the Den. In some ways. 305 NCSLAVE ::Turns away, frightened.:: 306 NCSLAVE ::Ignores you, frightened.:: 307 NCSLAVE Once you learn your new master's needs, the beatings become less�frequent. 308 NCSLAVE I was captured by slavers long ago. I barely remember it. 309 NCSLAVE I used to have two children, but they were shipped northwards. I hope they ended up somewhere better than here. 310 NCSLAVE I'm sorry, but I don't have time to talk. 311 NCSLAVE My master recently has become upset with me. He says he will sell me to the stables if I anger him again. 100 NCSLOTS You see a slot machine. 101 NCSLOTS You see a glittering slot machine. 150 NCSLOTS You see a slot machine. You swear you can see it looking at you out of the corner of your eye. 151 NCSLOTS You see a slot machine. Its shiny frame and golden handle gleam seductively beneath New Reno's lights. 152 NCSLOTS You see a glittering slot machine. It is intended for high-rollers�minimum bet is 153 NCSLOTS chips. 154 NCSLOTS You see a glittering slot machine. 160 NCSLOTS *Come play me for a second, cowboy.* 161 NCSLOTS *Hello there, sailor.* 162 NCSLOTS *Put in a chip, pull the arm. I'll be nice to you.* 163 NCSLOTS *Tick�Tick�Tiiiiick�* 164 NCSLOTS *Hey there, beautiful. Come play me for a second.* 165 NCSLOTS *Hello there, beautiful.* 166 NCSLOTS *Well ain't you a pretty lil' thing. Why don't you come play me?* 175 NCSLOTS *Ding* 176 NCSLOTS *Bing* 177 NCSLOTS *Kaaa-ching* 178 NCSLOTS *Zzzzzzz* 179 NCSLOTS *Ring-a-ling* 180 NCSLOTS *Dingity-ding* 185 NCSLOTS You see a strange golden metal box with three eyes and one arm. It is one of the prettiest things you have ever seen. 186 NCSLOTS Me 187 NCSLOTS who you 188 NCSLOTS Me miss MOM. 189 NCSLOTS miss ARR-YO. Me want go home 190 NCSLOTS Shake its hand 191 NCSLOTS you one strange mutant 192 NCSLOTS Praise the Vault! Praise the Vault! 193 NCSLOTS Are you a water chip? 194 NCSLOTS Wander off, look for other shiny things 195 NCSLOTS Leave. 205 NCSLOTS The strange pretty golden metal box with three eyes and one arm does not answer. 206 NCSLOTS ME 207 NCSLOTS ANSWER ME 208 NCSLOTS Shake its hand 209 NCSLOTS Me child of Vault Dweller You talk to me NOW 210 NCSLOTS you one strange mutant 211 NCSLOTS Are you a water chip? 212 NCSLOTS Wander off, look for other shiny things 213 NCSLOTS Leave. 220 NCSLOTS You grab its arm and shake it warmly. As you do, there is a *bzzzzzzz,* and the box speaks! "Please�insert�money." 221 NCSLOTS Aighhhhh! Robot! Robot! Runnnnn 222 NCSLOTS Leave. 225 NCSLOTS You have enough money to play the slots, and you curse your poverty. Perhaps another time� 226 NCSLOTS Leave. 230 NCSLOTS You see a slot machine. Its shiny frame and golden handle gleam seductively beneath New Reno's lights. It's coin slot beckons you, and you feel your face flush with anticipation. 231 NCSLOTS (Your hand quivers as you reach for your chips. The machine continues to whisper at you.) *Come on, sugar�that's it�come on now�don't tease�* 232 NCSLOTS (Your hand quivers as you reach for your chips. The machine continues to whisper at you.) *Come on, honey�that's it�grab the handle�grip it firmly�come on now�* 233 NCSLOTS You have 234 NCSLOTS chip to your name. Risk it all? 235 NCSLOTS You have 236 NCSLOTS chips. Bet 237 NCSLOTS chip? 238 NCSLOTS Bet 239 NCSLOTS chips? 240 NCSLOTS Call it a night. 241 NCSLOTS Call it a day. 245 NCSLOTS The chamber spin, and�come up nothing. 246 NCSLOTS NOTHING. NOTHING! You hear her laughing, and you become enraged�the Bouncers are forced to pry your screaming body off the machine. 247 NCSLOTS (The machine chuckles.) *I got what I want out of this relationship. Sorry, sweetheart. Don't let the casino door hit you in the ass on the way out. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.* 248 NCSLOTS You now have 249 NCSLOTS chips remaining. Chase your losses and keep playing? 250 NCSLOTS You have 251 NCSLOTS chip left. Risk it all? 252 NCSLOTS You are broke. You are forced to call it a night. 253 NCSLOTS You are broke. You are forced to call it a day. 254 NCSLOTS Call it a night. 255 NCSLOTS Call it a day. 260 NCSLOTS Three daggers. You break even. 261 NCSLOTS (The machine continues to whisper at you.) *Come on, sugar�it happens to every one at least once�try again�please�* 262 NCSLOTS (The machine continues to whisper at you.) *Come on, sweetheart�try it again�grab the handle�grip it firmly�come on now�* 263 NCSLOTS You still have 264 NCSLOTS chip. Keep playing? 265 NCSLOTS You now still have 266 NCSLOTS chips. Keep playing? 267 NCSLOTS Call it a night. 268 NCSLOTS Call it a day. 275 NCSLOTS Three Bullets! You double your money! 276 NCSLOTS (The machine gives a gasp of pleasure.) *That's it, sugah�keep pulling the handle�faster, harder, faster�come on now�* 277 NCSLOTS (The machine gives a groan of pleasure.) *That's it, sweetheart�keep pulling the handle�faster, harder, faster�come on now�* 278 NCSLOTS You now have 279 NCSLOTS chips! Keep playing? 280 NCSLOTS Call it a night. 281 NCSLOTS Call it a day. 290 NCSLOTS Three Grenades! Hot damn! You triple your money! 291 NCSLOTS (The machine squeals in pleasure as the chips clatter into the tray.) *Aieeeeeeee! That's it, sugah! Oh god, yes! Yes! Yes, Again! Faster! Harder! What are you waiting for?! Again!* 292 NCSLOTS (The machine grunts in pleasure as the chips clatter into the tray.) *Ennnnghhhh! That's it, sweetheart! Who's your Daddy?! Who's your Daddy?!! Do it again! Yank it harder this time! Harder!* 293 NCSLOTS Do a victory dance, gyrating your hips and throwing your arms up in the air, then take a deep breath and keep playing. 294 NCSLOTS C'mon, grenades! Baby needs a new pair of shoes! (Keep playing.) 295 NCSLOTS You now have 296 NCSLOTS chips. Keep playing? 297 NCSLOTS Call it a night. 298 NCSLOTS Call it a day. 305 NCSLOTS (You see a slot machine. Its shiny frame and golden handle gleam seductively beneath New Reno's lights. Its coin slot beckons you, and you feel your face flush with anticipation. As you stare at it, one of its three windows winks at you. From the coin slot you hear a throaty voice.) *Well, my word! Helloooo there, sugah. Show a girl a good time?* 306 NCSLOTS (You see a slot machine. Its strong, rugged frame and golden handle gleam like a sun god beneath New Reno's lights. Its coin slot beckons you seductively, and you feel your thighs burn with anticipation. As you stare at it, suddenly a heavy male voice whispers from the coin slot.) *Ain't seen a pretty woman like you around before, miss. You looking to take a chance?* 307 NCSLOTS ::Pinch self:: 308 NCSLOTS Uh�hello? 309 NCSLOTS ::Take a deep breath, walk away.:: 315 NCSLOTS *I'm still here, pretty lady.* (The slot machine lowers its voice.) *Look, come on�you want to place a bet?* 316 NCSLOTS *Ah'm still here, sugah.* (The slot machine lowers its voice.) *You're one fine hunka man, you know that? Come on now�you wanna stick some chips in lil' old me?* 317 NCSLOTS Whooo ARE yoooo? 318 NCSLOTS Surrh I'll plasssh a bet in yooo 319 NCSLOTS I think I better leave before I stick something in you I might regret. 320 NCSLOTS ::Take a deep breath, walk away.:: 325 NCSLOTS *I'm your ideal man.* (The slot machine gives you a wink.) *Give me some chips, and I'll please you in ways no man has EVER pleased you.* 326 NCSLOTS *I'm your ideal woman, sugar. All's ah want is a little attention. Can you help pretty old me? Come on, just a chip or two?* 327 NCSLOTS Can't we jusht talk 328 NCSLOTS Surrh I'll plasssh a bet in yooo 329 NCSLOTS I think I better leave before I stick something in you I might regret. 330 NCSLOTS ::Take a deep breath, walk away.:: 335 NCSLOTS *Course we can, sweetheart, course we can.* (The slot machine looks sympathetic.) *What's troubling your pretty little head?* 336 NCSLOTS *Course we can, sugah, course we can.* (The slot machine looks sympathetic.) *What's troubling you, handsome?* 337 NCSLOTS Me miss MOM and miss ARROYO and I�canna find the GECK and�*sniff* 338 NCSLOTS Me miss MOM and Arroyo wuz ATTACKED and I�dunna where they are�and�*sniff* 339 NCSLOTS Me need to fix big ship�and I dunna know HOW�and muh-muh-my Mom's GONE and�*sniff* 340 NCSLOTS I finsshed the game�anna now I'm jusht wandrin' round and�ah'm worried itz all OVER and�*sniff* 341 NCSLOTS It's jusht that Fhallowt tooo doesnt s'port my 3D Fxxxx card an I spend so much *monee* onnit and *sniff* 342 NCSLOTS I tried ta get a good charactrr but I think I spent the pointz all *wrong*�n' now I ave a shitteee charactrr�n'�*sniff* 343 NCSLOTS ah'm havinn a conversashun with a slot macheen, ah'm pretty bad off 344 NCSLOTS ::Take a deep breath, walk away.:: 350 NCSLOTS *There, there...don't trouble your pretty little head about it no more�just let me take care of everything. C'mon, rest your head on me. There you go. Let it all out.* 351 NCSLOTS *There, there...don't trouble yourself about it no more, sugah�just let me take care of everything. C'mon, rest your handsome head on me. There you go. Let it all out.* 352 NCSLOTS Thanks, slot macheen *sniff* yer the best 353 NCSLOTS Yooo onlee NICE pershun I met so far everybodee else is so meeen n' tried ta HURT me an' take my monee and�*sniff* 354 NCSLOTS ::Take a deep breath, walk away.:: 360 NCSLOTS (You rest your weary head on the machine.) 361 NCSLOTS *You going be all right, sweetheart? I don't feel comfortable letting you go out alone when you're like this.* 362 NCSLOTS *You going be all right, sugah? Ah don't feel comfortable letting you go out alone when you're like this.* 363 NCSLOTS I'll be all rite�thasnk fer talkin' with me, slot macheen I loooove you 370 NCSLOTS (A tear seems to form on one of the windows.) 371 NCSLOTS *You're the only heroine we got in this two-bit world of bastards and thieves, 372 NCSLOTS . You take care of yourself now, you hear, sweetheart?* (Turns away.) *You better go fore I start acting unmanly.* 373 NCSLOTS *You're the only hero we got in this two-bit world of bastards and thieves, 374 NCSLOTS . You�you�take care of yourself now, you hear, sugah?* (Turns away.) *You better go before ah start sobbing.* 375 NCSLOTS Byeeeee 380 NCSLOTS You see a high-rolling slot machine - minimum bet is 381 NCSLOTS chips. Its glittering frame and golden handle gleam seductively beneath New Reno's lights. It's coin slot beckons you, and you feel your face flush with anticipation. 382 NCSLOTS (Your hand quivers as you reach for your chips. The machine continues to whisper at you.) *Come on, sugar�that's it�come on now�don't tease�* 383 NCSLOTS (Your hand quivers as you reach for your chips. The machine continues to whisper at you.) *Come on, honey�that's it�grab the handle�grip it firmly�come on now�* 384 NCSLOTS You have 385 NCSLOTS chips left. Risk it all? 386 NCSLOTS You have 387 NCSLOTS chips. Bet 388 NCSLOTS chips? 389 NCSLOTS Bet 390 NCSLOTS chips? 391 NCSLOTS Call it a night. 392 NCSLOTS Call it a day. 400 NCSLOTS The chamber spin, and�come up nothing. 401 NCSLOTS NOTHING. NOTHING! You hear her laughing, and you become enraged�the Bouncers are forced to pry your screaming body off the machine.) 402 NCSLOTS (The machine chuckles.) *I got what I want out of this relationship. Sorry, sweetheart. Don't let the casino door hit you in the ass on the way out. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.* 403 NCSLOTS You now have 404 NCSLOTS chips remaining. Chase your losses and keep playing? 405 NCSLOTS You have 406 NCSLOTS chips left. Risk it all? 407 NCSLOTS You can't afford to play any more. You are forced to call it a night. 408 NCSLOTS You can't afford to play any more. You are forced to call it a day. 409 NCSLOTS Call it a night. 410 NCSLOTS Call it a day. 415 NCSLOTS Three bombs�you break even. 416 NCSLOTS (The machine continues to whisper at you.) *Come on, sugar�it happens to every one at least once�try again�please�* 417 NCSLOTS (The machine continues to whisper at you.) *Come on, sweetheart�try it again�grab the handle�grip it firmly�come on now�* 418 NCSLOTS You still have 419 NCSLOTS chips. Keep playing? 420 NCSLOTS Call it a night. 421 NCSLOTS Call it a day. 425 NCSLOTS Three Nukes! You double your money! 426 NCSLOTS (The machine gives a gasp of pleasure.) *That's it, sugah�keep pulling the handle�faster, harder, faster�come on now�* 427 NCSLOTS (The machine gives a groan of pleasure.) *That's it, sweetheart�keep pulling the handle�faster, harder, faster�come on now�* 428 NCSLOTS You now have 429 NCSLOTS chips! Keep playing? 430 NCSLOTS Call it a night. 431 NCSLOTS Call it a day. 435 NCSLOTS Three Mushroom Clouds! You triple your money! 436 NCSLOTS (The machine squeals in pleasure as the chips clatter into the tray.) *Aieeeeee! That's it, sugah! Oh god, yes! Yes! Yes, Again! Faster! Harder! What are you waiting for?! Again!* 437 NCSLOTS (The machine grunts in pleasure as the chips clatter into the tray.) *Ennnnghhhh! That's it, sweetheart! Who's your Daddy?! Who's your Daddy?!! Do it again! Yank it harder this time! Harder!* 438 NCSLOTS Do a victory dance, gyrating your hips and throwing your arms up in the air, then take a deep breath and keep playing. 439 NCSLOTS C'mon mushroom clouds! Baby needs a new pair of shoes! (Keep playing.) 440 NCSLOTS You now have 441 NCSLOTS chips. Keep playing? 442 NCSLOTS Call it a night. 443 NCSLOTS Call it a day. 1000 NCSLOTS The odds don't seem quite right. 1001 NCSLOTS Odds look right. 1005 NCSLOTS You can't gauge the odds for certain. 1006 NCSLOTS Odds seem to be about right. 1010 NCSLOTS The odds seem right. 1011 NCSLOTS The odds don't seem right. 1015 NCSLOTS The odds seem right. 100 NCSTULIT You see a cute "little person." 101 NCSTULIT You see Stuart Little. 150 NCSTULIT You see a midget in children's clothes. He is chewing on a toothpick and studying you. 151 NCSTULIT You see Stuart Little, the midget boxing agent. He is chewing on a toothpick and studying you. 152 NCSTULIT You see Stuart Little, the midget boxing agent. He looks so cute. Like a smelly, red-haired teddy bear. 200 NCSTULIT Kid, I knew you'd do good, but I didn't know you were gonna save the world, too. Good job. 201 NCSTULIT You done me proud, kid. 202 NCSTULIT You went the distance, kid. You done Stuart proud. 210 NCSTULIT I wish I coulda seen you put your fist through the Enclave. 211 NCSTULIT That battle 'gainst the Enclave musta been something else. Damn. 212 NCSTULIT Ha! Ever thought of using that energy o' yours in the RING rather than savin' the world? 220 NCSTULIT How's it hanging, champ? 221 NCSTULIT Looking good, fella. 222 NCSTULIT Fists like gold is what you have. 223 NCSTULIT Ya eat lightning and crap thunder, kid. 224 NCSTULIT You dropped that sonuva bitch like a bad habit. Good job. 225 NCSTULIT Glad I took the chance on you, sweetheart. 226 NCSTULIT Looking good, darling. 230 NCSTULIT Need some new talent� 231 NCSTULIT Sorry lead asses� 232 NCSTULIT If I was just a little taller� 233 NCSTULIT These guys all fight like bums� 240 NCSTULIT (The midget studies you as you walk up and takes the toothpick out of his mouth.) 241 NCSTULIT Yeah, whatta YOU want, big guy? 242 NCSTULIT What can I do for you, honey? 243 NCSTULIT Hey there, hero. What can I do for you? 244 NCSTULIT Hunh? 245 NCSTULIT Why you soooo small? 246 NCSTULIT Wander off 247 NCSTULIT Who are you? 248 NCSTULIT Nothing. I was just looking around. 250 NCSTULIT (Makes a shooing motion.) Buzz off, asshead. Yer wasting my time. 251 NCSTULIT Bzzzzzzz-bzzzzzz 260 NCSTULIT (Sighs, looks like he is about to say something, then pauses as he studies your frame.) You fight at all? You look pretty fit. 261 NCSTULIT Me fight a LOT. Me fight u? 262 NCSTULIT Me no look pretty. U like men? Me willing 270 NCSTULIT No, no�fight in the RING! You know, the ring? (Points at the boxing ring, makes jabbing motions in the air.) That something you might be interested in? 271 NCSTULIT (Punch the tiny man in the face and take his lunch money) 272 NCSTULIT Uh-huh 273 NCSTULIT Can I get ice cream if fight? 274 NCSTULIT Nuh-uh 275 NCSTULIT Me married to advenshure me leave 280 NCSTULIT (Jumps back.) Whoa there, asshead! Save it for the ring. Now look: you in or you out? 281 NCSTULIT I'm an innie 283 NCSTULIT I'm an outtie 290 NCSTULIT (Smiles.) All right, it's a done deal. Name's Stuart, most call me Stuart Little, but that's only cause�well, all YOU need to know is I'm big in all the important ways. You got a name, asshead? 291 NCSTULIT Me 292 NCSTULIT Me�uh�me� 293 NCSTULIT Me Big Stu 296 NCSTULIT Wander away in search of adventure 300 NCSTULIT Me-a-me, huh? "Miami�" I LIKE it. I LIKE it. All right then, let's go do some damage. 301 NCSTULIT (Frowns.) Wise-ass, huh? Hmmph�can't get no respect in this town. (Shrugs.) All right then, let's go do some damage. 302 NCSTULIT , huh? All right then, 1302 NCSTULIT let's go do some damage. 305 NCSTULIT Run away and hide 310 NCSTULIT (Puffs up indignantly.) Look. Just because I'm not of so-called "average height" does not mean I have to receive my thrills vicariously. 311 NCSTULIT Is that so? 320 NCSTULIT Get outta my sight, asshead. No hope for you in this town. Beat it! 321 NCSTULIT I NEVER should have taken a risk on you, what a friggin' disappointment. Now get outta here! Beat it! 322 NCSTULIT ME 1322 NCSTULIT NOT ASS HEAD ME KILL YOU KILL YOU KILL Y-- 323 NCSTULIT What about ice cream 324 NCSTULIT Run off crying 326 NCSTULIT (Smile calmly, nod, then attack him.) 327 NCSTULIT Give me another chance, Stuart. Come on, just ONE more chance. I can go the distance! 328 NCSTULIT (Leave.) 329 NCSTULIT (Stuart looks disgusted with you as you're hauled out of the ring.) 330 NCSTULIT What, the Masticator bite your ears off, boy?! 331 NCSTULIT What, the Masticator bite your ears off, girl?! 332 NCSTULIT I said BEAT it! Get outta here! 333 NCSTULIT Kick the loud red little man 334 NCSTULIT Tromp out angrily 336 NCSTULIT (Hit the road.) 337 NCSTULIT (Turns red.) 340 NCSTULIT (One more chance. I get 75%, no arguments. 341 NCSTULIT (One more chance. I still get 75%, no arguments. 342 NCSTULIT Done. I'm ready to fight again right now. Lead on, Stuart. 343 NCSTULIT Done. Give me a little time to rest up, and I'll be ready to fight again. 344 NCSTULIT Nothing's worth this much grief. 345 NCSTULIT (Stuart turns red, looks like he is about to start shouting, then simmers down.) Awright. 346 NCSTULIT Screw up again, yer outta here. 350 NCSTULIT (Stuart is smiling like a jackal.) Damn fine performance up there, 1350 NCSTULIT �you doing all right, feeling all right? Let me know when you're ready for your next match. 351 NCSTULIT Me ready now READY TO DO SOME DAMAGE NOW NOW 352 NCSTULIT Me take brief nap then me ready to fight again 353 NCSTULIT Me want some ice cream 355 NCSTULIT I'm ready. Let's get down to business. 356 NCSTULIT Let me rest a little, then I'll be ready. 357 NCSTULIT I think I'm done with this, Stuart�I saw my death up there in that ring, and it has me spooked. I'm hanging up the gloves. 360 NCSTULIT (The midget blinks, then frowns.) Ice�what? 361 NCSTULIT I scream, you scream, everybody screams for ice cream 362 NCSTULIT Uh-uh. Ice CREAM 363 NCSTULIT Wander off in search of adventure 370 NCSTULIT (The midget smiles uneasily.) 371 NCSTULIT Well, I can get you some cream, pal�mostly of the whore or chem variety�but that's about it. 372 NCSTULIT Well, I can get you some cream, honey�mostly of the male prostitute or chem variety�but that's about it. 373 NCSTULIT Now you wanna fight or what? 374 NCSTULIT Okay 375 NCSTULIT Me want to rest a bit first. 376 NCSTULIT Naw 380 NCSTULIT Well, I ain't gonna force you, but it could have been a sweet deal, a rocket road to the top, a jackpot in the sky�come back if you change your mind. You're gold, kid. 390 NCSTULIT All right then! Let's get this circus on the road! 391 NCSTULIT Follow him. 400 NCSTULIT Wha�you ain't HEARD of me? Stuart, Stuart Little? Biggest agent in all of Reno? 401 NCSTULIT Someone's done you a disservice not telling you about me, pal. 402 NCSTULIT Someone's done you a disservice not telling you about me, darling. 404 NCSTULIT Hmmmph. So. What's your name? 405 NCSTULIT I'm 1405 NCSTULIT . 1406 NCSTULIT , I'm looking to box. Can you help me out? 407 NCSTULIT You ever worked in a circus, Stuart? 408 NCSTULIT "Stuart Little?" 409 NCSTULIT There's a little more to me than my legs, Stuart. So be polite, or else you're going to have even more trouble getting a date in this town, all right? 410 NCSTULIT Actually, I was just looking around. Catch you later, Stuart. 411 NCSTULIT (Sticks toothpick back in mouth, chews on it.) Got a name? 412 NCSTULIT (Looks you up and down.) Got a name to go with those legs? 420 NCSTULIT (Stuart nods.) 421 NCSTULIT Awright, 1421 NCSTULIT . Nice ta meet ya. 422 NCSTULIT � 1422 NCSTULIT � I like that. Pretty name. Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, 3422 NCSTULIT . 423 NCSTULIT What can I do for you? 424 NCSTULIT I'm looking to box. Can you help me out? 430 NCSTULIT (Stuart nods and smiles as you approach.) Hey, hero! Heard about what you did. Congratulations. What's up? 431 NCSTULIT (Stuart nods as you approach.) Heeeey, 1431 NCSTULIT (! What's up? Ready to get back in the ring? 432 NCSTULIT (Stuart sneers as you approach.) Well, if it ain't " 1432 NCSTULIT ." What brings you back around? 433 NCSTULIT Me wanta fight more 434 NCSTULIT Th'sky. Byeee 435 NCSTULIT I'm reeeeeeady to rumble. 436 NCSTULIT Give me another chance, Stuart. I can GO the distance! C'mon� 437 NCSTULIT Nothing. Just looking around. 440 NCSTULIT You wanna BOX? Uh�awright, let me level with you, kid. You just don't look like you have the frame for it. 441 NCSTULIT You wanna BOX? Awright, now I've heard it all. Look, most job opportunities in Reno for women are�hmmm. Well, from the looks of it, maybe those jobs weren't cut out for you. 442 NCSTULIT You wanna BOX? Awright, now I've heard it all. Look, not to be mean or nothing, it's just that boxing is an UGLY sport�and it makes people in it ugly, too. In your case, that would be a damn shame. 444 NCSTULIT Give me a chance, and I'll forget that LITTLE crack you just made. 445 NCSTULIT Give me a chance, Stuart. 446 NCSTULIT Oh, forget this brahmin shit. I'm out of here. 450 NCSTULIT No, sorry, honey, too much of a risk�chances are, they wouldn't even let you fight. Now get on home, 'kay? 451 NCSTULIT No, sorry, pal, too much of a risk�it'd be a massacre. Now get on home, 'kay? 452 NCSTULIT There aren't any woman boxers, Stuart, and that's my point. You'll be the first agent sponsoring a woman boxer. People will come in DROVES to see it. 453 NCSTULIT But that's just it, Stu�I can call you Stu, can't I?�it WOULD be a massacre. Do you know how much attention that would grab? It'd be like going to see an execution! 454 NCSTULIT Oh, this is brahmin shit. I'm out of here. 460 NCSTULIT No, sorry, honey, too much of a risk�chances are, they wouldn't even let you fight. Now get on home, 'kay? 461 NCSTULIT No, sorry, pal, it wouldn't even be an entertaining massacre. Now get on home, 'kay? 462 NCSTULIT It's a risk, sure�but you know, Stuart, I could *dress down* a little in the ring. Might draw more of a crowd than you're used to� 463 NCSTULIT Oh, this is brahmin shit. I'm out of here. 470 NCSTULIT Hmmmmm�awright, I'll give you a chance�but I ain't promising anything. This hurts business, even a little, and you're out. (Puts his hands on hips.) My take is half the winnings, no arguments. 471 NCSTULIT Hmmmmm�I'll give you a chance�but I ain't promising anything; I'm doing you a favor taking some unknown under my wing. My take is half the winnings�no arguments. 472 NCSTULIT Done. 473 NCSTULIT Cut your take down to 25%, and we got a deal. 474 NCSTULIT Oh, this is brahmin shit. I'm out of here. 480 NCSTULIT (Stuart's frown deepens. He looks like he is about to protest, then he shakes his head with a smirk.) All right already! Now if yer ALL done whittling away my livelihood, let's talk management. 481 NCSTULIT Okay� 490 NCSTULIT Awright� (Stuart looks you over.) Yer gonna need a name, y'know, a handle. Something that sounds tough. Mean. Like 1490 NCSTULIT the Hurricane, 2490 NCSTULIT the Brawler, y'know. 500 NCSTULIT (The midget frowns.) Didn't he die against that Russian guy way back when? Aw, whatever. Shall we hit the ring? 501 NCSTULIT (The midget smirks.) Looks like you and th e "Masticator" will be getting along just fine. Just don't bite off too many ears. Well�shall we hit the ring? 502 NCSTULIT (The midget smirks.) You don't look Russian. But whatever works for you�shall we hit the ring? 503 NCSTULIT (The midget smirks.) "Pity the fo," huh? Well, okay�but let's hope YOUR career goes somewhere. Shall we head to the ring? 504 NCSTULIT (The midget smirks.) Eye of the Tiger, huh? "Aaaydrian," "Aaaaydrian�" Heh-heh. I like it�lot of weight associated with it. Shall we head to the ring? 505 NCSTULIT (The midget nods.) 2505 NCSTULIT � not bad, not bad. It fits. (Nods at the ring.) Shall we get to it, then? You ready? 506 NCSTULIT Let's do it. 510 NCSTULIT No dice. Fifty-fifty or NOTHING. If you don't like that, walk. 511 NCSTULIT Fine. Though I wasn't aware vampires came in your size. 512 NCSTULIT Okay. 50/50. What's next? 513 NCSTULIT Did I say 25/75? I MEANT 50/50. We'll split the profit right down the middle. No problems here. 514 NCSTULIT Walk. 520 NCSTULIT Yeah, yeah, I know, "Stuart Little." My Mom used to read a lotta E.B. White. Now, you got a name? 521 NCSTULIT Hmmpph. You got a name? 526 NCSTULIT Nice meeting you, Stu. I don't have time to talk right now. Catch you later. 530 NCSTULIT And what makes you think I've ever spectated a circus, much less been enslaved by one? 531 NCSTULIT Uh�well, I know that many of the citizens of New Reno act like they came out of a circus, and I thought� 540 NCSTULIT YOU thought because I'm a person of short stature, the only career I could procure would be confined to the so-called 'big top.' 541 NCSTULIT Uh�well, now� 550 NCSTULIT You took one QUICK look at me and thought you could deduce my entire life. It would never have occurred to you that a person of my height could have obtained a career in *Boxing Management.* 551 NCSTULIT I'm sorry, I meant no offense. 560 NCSTULIT Why should I take offense? Just because it seems to be the habit of everyone in this game to make instantaneous judgments of other NPCs based solely on their physical appearance? 561 NCSTULIT Well, I don't know about an INSTANTANEOUS judgment� 570 NCSTULIT Why, I've done the same thing to you, for example. 571 NCSTULIT Oh? 580 NCSTULIT (Looks at you pityingly.) But do you see the TRAGEDY here? I have mistakenly reduced you to a stereotype, a caricature, a generic Fallout model, instead of regarding you as a specific, unique character. 581 NCSTULIT Uh, but Stuart, I AM a typical hero model. In fact, I am the player character of this game. 590 NCSTULIT Not all women are attracted to barrel-chested, overly muscled male character models. You'd be surprised how many women find my size intriguingly ALLURING. 591 NCSTULIT And you'd be surprised how many men do as well. 600 NCSTULIT I've taken in your ridiculously overly-muscled physique, your gritty Mad Maxx wanna-be demeanor, your unimaginative character point allocation and concluded you are a mini-maxing munchkin. 601 NCSTULIT I've taken in your over-pixellated breasts, your ridiculous sashay when you walk, your unimaginative character point allocation and concluded you are a mini-maxing Laura Kroft wannabe�a "munchkin." 602 NCSTULIT I� 610 NCSTULIT You are nothing more than a typical 'RPG male hero model,' if you will, one of MANY such models that seems to fill this world in droves. 611 NCSTULIT You are nothing more than a typical 'RPG female hero model,' if you will, one of MANY such models that seems to fill this world in droves. 100 NCTRAY You see a good-looking black man...er, no, wait. You see T-Ray. 150 NCTRAY You see a heavily muscled black man with thick glasses, a light beard, and an attitude. 151 NCTRAY You see T-Ray. He looks pretty good in them jeans. 152 NCTRAY You see T-Ray. He occasionally flexes and feels his biceps, whispering "damn" to himself. 153 NCTRAY You can barely make out T-Ray past all that attitude. 200 NCTRAY Hey, it wasn't my fault that condom we were using had a hole in it. 201 NCTRAY Whoa! I wasn't bragging to everyone about you and me doing it. Really! Musta been somebody else. 202 NCTRAY DAMN, woman. After I hit those skins, you go off and save the world. That's T-Ray's power for you. 210 NCTRAY I been telling everyone that you and me is TIGHT. That when I give the word, it's like it was you givin' the orders. 211 NCTRAY You're lucky I was around to save your ass, or the Enclave woulda had you for BREAKFAST. 212 NCTRAY Yo, hero. You be sure to tell everyone that T-Ray's your man, aiight? 220 NCTRAY Whoa, we're in the presence of royalty. Big hero, comin' through. 221 NCTRAY You know, you coulda stopped by before you went off and did that shit, then I coulda helped you whack the President. 222 NCTRAY I woulda gone to the Enclave, too, 'cept I was talkin' on the phone too much. 230 NCTRAY How many horsepower does that thing you have on get? 231 NCTRAY How do you go to the bathroom with that thing on? 232 NCTRAY Any chance you let me have that armor for a little bit? I ain't gonna strip it, I just wanna borrow it. 250 NCTRAY If it ain't the man, here to oppress me again. 251 NCTRAY Yeah, Impala's a good car, but it ain't no Omni. 252 NCTRAY Whenever I make love to you, it's hot lava� 253 NCTRAY Damn, this car needs a brass rope around the license plate. 254 NCTRAY Engine's still good. 255 NCTRAY Interior smells like someone took a shit in there. 256 NCTRAY Interior smells like gecko assholes. 257 NCTRAY What the hell does a car need to RUN for? 258 NCTRAY Car ain't gotta run to get you where you need to go, nawimean? 259 NCTRAY My car ain't fast, but my lovin' is. 260 NCTRAY I can't believe my brick is as LARGE as it is. 261 NCTRAY I'm hung like a 2-headed brahmin. 262 NCTRAY The Highwayman's got a full analog system, 800 + Horsepower, 0 to 60 in less than a second. 263 NCTRAY Fast? The Highwayman goes from 0 to 60 in less than a second. 264 NCTRAY The Highwayman's got the power: 800+, in fact. 265 NCTRAY The Highwayman's got a full analog system and no computers. None of the fancy stuff. 266 NCTRAY The Highwayman's a sweet car; Chryslus sure knew how to build 'em. 267 NCTRAY I give piece a chance. 268 NCTRAY I'll give your piece a chance. 275 NCTRAY Who're you? What're you doing here? 276 NCTRAY Damn. Look what just walked in�looks like them upper body workouts is finally paying off. What can I do for you, sweet thing? 277 NCTRAY You again? What do you want NOW? 278 NCTRAY Damn, woman�you again? What do you want NOW? I don't want to hear no shit about how I got you pregnant� 280 NCTRAY go where 281 NCTRAY go 282 NCTRAY Wander off 283 NCTRAY Where did you get that Highwayman? I like the look of it. 284 NCTRAY That car you have in the garage belongs to me. 285 NCTRAY You the one who stole my car, asshole? 286 NCTRAY I'm Bishop's lieutenant, 5286 NCTRAY . I'm here for the car. 287 NCTRAY I'm one of Bishop's lieutenants. I'm here for his car. 288 NCTRAY I have come to collect Mr. Bishop's free batteries. 289 NCTRAY Can you upgrade the Highwayman? 290 NCTRAY Can I buy some batteries from you? 291 NCTRAY Nothing. I'm going now. 300 NCTRAY Man, this AIN'T no bathroom, and you shore as hell ain't going in here. Now git. 301 NCTRAY Girl, this AIN'T no bathroom, and you shore as hell ain't going in here. Now git. 302 NCTRAY You wanna GO? Here? Well� (Looks you up and down) �a man's gotta do who a man's gotta do. Let's get down to bitness. 303 NCTRAY Uh-huh 304 NCTRAY Nuh-uh 306 NCTRAY Get down to business. 307 NCTRAY Uh, no thanks. I've changed my mind. Good-bye. 320 NCTRAY Aiight then� 321 NCTRAY Uh-uh-uh 330 NCTRAY Aw, so you just PLAYING with T-Ray? All right, then. Get, woman�I got better bitches to do with my time. 331 NCTRAY Time keepz on ticking, ticking, ticking�inta the fuuuuture 333 NCTRAY If suppose if you can catch dogs, you're welcome to do whatever you want with them. Good-bye. 334 NCTRAY The fact you have sex with dogs does not surprise me. Good-bye. 340 NCTRAY The Highwayman outside? Damn RIGHT you like the look of her. That's one sweet machine, a recent ac-quisition�we're just about to spruce her up, make some adjustments, then sell her off to ol' man Bishop. 341 NCTRAY "Adjustments?" What kind of adjustments? 342 NCTRAY Sell her to BISHOP? Look, idiot...Bishop's dea...er, I mean, I can meet Bishop's offer. 343 NCTRAY Sell her to Bishop? Hell, I can meet Bishop's offer and then raise it some. 344 NCTRAY What a coincidence. I'm Bishop's lieutenant, 346 NCTRAY Actually, you won't be selling that car to anyone. The car's mine. 347 NCTRAY Sounds like a good deal. Catch you later. 360 NCTRAY Jazz up the engine, clean out the interior, put a brass rope around the license plate - and kick some of that shit outta the trunk, make some room. When we're done, it'll be worth some serious chips to Mr. Bishop. 361 NCTRAY Sell her to Bishop? I can meet Bishop's offer and then raise it some. 362 NCTRAY What a coincidence. I'm one of Bishop's lieutenants: 365 NCTRAY Sounds good. Catch you later then. 375 NCTRAY You're gonna match BISHOP'S offer? That's a lot of scrilla, man. A LOT of chips. Plus, he's one of the top men in Reno, y'know? I get him this machine, there's�FRINGE benefits. 376 NCTRAY You're gonna match BISHOP'S offer? That's a lot of scrilla, woman. A LOT of chips. Plus, he's one of the top men in Reno, y'know? I get him this machine, there's�FRINGE benefits. 377 NCTRAY I'm listening� 378 NCTRAY 1000 chips change your mind? 379 NCTRAY 750 chips change your mind? 380 NCTRAY 500 chips change your mind? 381 NCTRAY Actually, I don't have enough chips to make you an offer right now� 382 NCTRAY How about a night with me, T-Ray? You ain't never going to have anything better. 383 NCTRAY My offer's this: I'll leave you in one piece if you give me MY car back right now. 384 NCTRAY Nevermind...I have to be going. 395 NCTRAY Man, that amount couldn't even afford to change my clothes, much less change my mind. 396 NCTRAY Woman, that amount couldn't even afford to change my clothes, much less change my mind. 397 NCTRAY You must think cars are cheap. 398 NCTRAY Let's re-negotiate then. 399 NCTRAY Look, I can't make you an offer right now, but once I get the chips together� 401 NCTRAY No, but your life is. I'll leave you in one piece if you give me back MY car right now. 402 NCTRAY I don't have time for this right now. Good-bye. 420 NCTRAY Naw, I already got one dog I give a bone to, and I ain't looking to start a kennel. From the looks of you, you ain't got nothing that would be worth my time. 421 NCTRAY Your loss. Let me see your stock then. 422 NCTRAY Know what? I'm SICK of listening to you and your bullshit. I'm going to carve you into so many pieces you could start your own butcher shop. 423 NCTRAY All right then. I'm leaving. 436 NCTRAY Screw negotiating, then. Give me MY car back, right now. Or else. 437 NCTRAY Forget this. I'm going to carve you into so many pieces you could start your own butcher shop. 445 NCTRAY (His eyes slide up and down your body.) I don't know if you're worth all THAT, woman. This is a HIGHWAYMAN we're talking about� 446 NCTRAY Oh, I'm worth all that. And more. 455 NCTRAY Curse me for a fool�it's a done deal, then. I get some playtime, then you can drive that Highwayman outta here. 456 NCTRAY Let's get to it, then. 457 NCTRAY Screw negotiating. Give me MY car back, right now. Or else. 458 NCTRAY I've changed my mind. I think I'm just going to kill you instead. 459 NCTRAY Forget it. I'm leaving. 470 NCTRAY Look, why are you wasting my time? If you ain't got the chips, then you ain't got no business here. I got better things to do than be talking to your cheap ass. 471 NCTRAY Only thing that's cheap in here is your life. I'll leave you in one piece if you give me back MY car right now. 472 NCTRAY You know, that was your last chance. Now I'm just going to KILL you. 485 NCTRAY YOUR car? 486 NCTRAY Man, you don't even know what the hell you're talking about. 487 NCTRAY Woman, you don't even know what the hell you're talking about. 488 NCTRAY That Highwayman was scrap, left lying around, and guess what? Now it's ours. 'Course, you got an ISSUE with that, we could settle it here and now� 489 NCTRAY Yeah, I got an issue with it. Let's go, chop shop boy... 490 NCTRAY What are you doing with the car? 491 NCTRAY No, that's cool. You can have the damn Highwayman. Piece of shit anyway. Uses too much 'tricity, smells like gecko inside, trunk's too small�be perfect for you, though. See ya. 492 NCTRAY No, I haven't got an issue with it...yet. See you. 500 NCTRAY Whoa, hold on there! *Piece of shit? Smells like Gecko?* 501 NCTRAY Man, what kinda Jet you been taking? 502 NCTRAY Woman, what kinda Jet you been taking? 503 NCTRAY This is a HIGHWAYMAN. Not only does it run, but after I fix it up, it's gonna purr like a woman beneath me. 504 NCTRAY I'm sick of listening to you. Eat lead, chop shop boy... 505 NCTRAY What are you fixing on the car? 506 NCTRAY Whatever. I'm outta here. 520 NCTRAY Yeah, that's what I THOUGHT. You better run along now 'fore Momma gets worried about you. 521 NCTRAY No, actually, it's YOUR Mom that gets worried without me around to please her. 522 NCTRAY Let it go and leave quietly. 530 NCTRAY All right, then. It's a done deal. (Scans the money quickly, pockets it.) The Highwayman's all yours. It ain't got no battery juice, of course, and it ain't got none of the special amen-ities I was gonna add� 531 NCTRAY What amenities are you talking about? 532 NCTRAY I am sick of this bullshit run-around. Eat lead, chop shop boy... 533 NCTRAY Oh, but you've given me so MUCH already. I'm outta here. 540 NCTRAY (T-Ray wipes the sweat off his body.) Goddamn, woman. All right then, the Highwayman's all yours. It ain't got none of the special amen-ities I was gonna add� 541 NCTRAY *Huff-huff* What amenities are you�*huff-huff*�talking about? 542 NCTRAY I am sick of this�*huff-*huff*�bullshit run-around. Eat�*wheeze*�lead, chop shop boy... 543 NCTRAY I�*huff-huff*�got my car back, and I�*huff-huff*�don't want you touching it anymore. I'm�outta here. 550 NCTRAY Sure can. I can jazz up the battery charger, spruce up the engine, clean out the interior a little, give it a shine, put a brass rope around the license plate - and kick some of that shit outta the trunk, make some more room. 500 chips. 551 NCTRAY You know, jazz up the battery charger, spruce up the engine, clean out the interior a little, give it a shine, put a brass rope around the license plate - and kick some of that shit outta the trunk, make some more room. Any of that interest you? Only 500 chips. 552 NCTRAY Sure. Here's 500 chips. 553 NCTRAY How about 300 chips? 554 NCTRAY I ain't got that much on me right now. How about I bring it back when I have the cash? 555 NCTRAY How about some more sweet love? 556 NCTRAY How about my body? That interest you? 558 NCTRAY I'm SICK of this bullshit run-around. Eat lead, chop shop boy... 559 NCTRAY I don't want you touching my car anymore. I'm outta here. 575 NCTRAY Done. (Takes money) Give me some time, and it'll be out in fronta town for you. Don't worry...no one'll stake a claim on it while you're away. An' look: you ever need batteries, come talk to me, and I'll hook you up. 576 NCTRAY Can I see what you have in stock now? 577 NCTRAY All right, then, thanks. Catch you later, T-Ray. 590 NCTRAY (Shakes his head.) Naw, that ain't gonna cut it. 500 or nothing. 615 NCTRAY Course you can. I'll leave your car out in fronta town for you. But don't worry...no one'll stake a claim on it while you're gone. An' look: you ever need any batteries for it, come talk to me, and I'll hook you up. 616 NCTRAY Actually, I need some batteries right now. 617 NCTRAY I could use some batteries, but you know what? I don't feel like paying with chips�would you be interested in something�ELSE? 619 NCTRAY All right, then. Catch you later. 630 NCTRAY (Shrugs) Sorry, we ain't got no batteries now�come back in a week or two, maybe some will have turned up. 'Course�we could just conduct bitness ANYWAY� 631 NCTRAY All right. 632 NCTRAY Sorry, only when it IS business. Later, T-Ray. 640 NCTRAY Damn, bitch! I just gave you sweet love five minutes ago! You trying to KILL me? 641 NCTRAY Now, hold on� 642 NCTRAY C'mon, I need a charge, and only YOUR sweet love is going to do it. 643 NCTRAY Nevermind then. Be that way. 650 NCTRAY Naw, I already got one dog I give a bone to, and I ain't looking to start a kennel. From the looks of you, you ain't got nothing that would be worth my time. 500 chips is what sprucing up the Highwayman's gonna cost. 651 NCTRAY All right then. Here's 500 chips. 653 NCTRAY Know what? I'm SICK of listening to your bullshit. I'm going to put you down. 660 NCTRAY (Stops you before you turn away.) Now hold on a minute, woman. I didn't say I didn't HAVE no sweet love for you. Let's get down to bitness. 661 NCTRAY (Looks you up and down.) A man's gotta do who a man's gotta do. Let's get down to bitness. 662 NCTRAY Get down to "bitness." 663 NCTRAY No, I've changed my mind. Bye. 670 NCTRAY Hey! The big hero comes 'round to T-Ray's neck o' the woods! Welcome, welcome� 671 NCTRAY Hey, sweet-thing. You come back to relax with the Ray after you done kicking the world's ass? 672 NCTRAY Say� I got something you might be interested in for yo car�IF you still have it. 673 NCTRAY Wut izzit 675 NCTRAY What have you got for the car? 690 NCTRAY Damn, woman! I just gave you sweet love five minutes ago! You trying to KILL me? 691 NCTRAY You wanna go AGAIN? Damn, woman! Don't your legs EVER close? 692 NCTRAY Well� 693 NCTRAY C'mon, I need a-fixin', and only YOUR sweet love is going to do it. 710 NCTRAY (Studies you, frowns) Yeah, sure you are. I know ALLA Bishop's lieutenants, and you ain't one of them. (Nods at the door.) Get outta here before I lose my temper. 711 NCTRAY I AM one of Bishop's lieutenants. Now are we gonna deal, or what? 712 NCTRAY I'm leaving, I'm leaving... 720 NCTRAY (Sneers) Yeah, we're gonna deal all right. Better hope you ain't got no family who's gonna miss you� 721 NCTRAY You better hope that you got a family that'll be able to find all your pieces. 730 NCTRAY (Studies you.) You're one of Bishop's lew-tenants?! Naw�if you were, you'd be a little taller, a little more� (looks skeptical) �bad-ass. 731 NCTRAY (Studies you.) You're 5731 NCTRAY ?! I heard 6731 NCTRAY was a little taller, a little more� (looks skeptical) �bad-ass. 732 NCTRAY I'm legit. You challengin' me? 733 NCTRAY I'm 5733 NCTRAY . You challengin' me? 734 NCTRAY Don't believe everything you hear. Let's talk about Mr. Bishop's car. 735 NCTRAY Forget this conversation. I'm outta here. 745 NCTRAY (Raises his hands in mock surrender) Naw, naw, I was just playin' witcha. 746 NCTRAY Let's talk about Mr. Bishop's car. 747 NCTRAY Next time you better watch yourself. I'm outta here. 755 NCTRAY Aiight, aiight�here's the deal: we can do all the upgrades, spruce her up, and get it to Mr. Bishop pronto. Price� (Shrugs, smiles) �question is: how CAN you put a price on a Highwayman like this? 756 NCTRAY Go on. 757 NCTRAY I don't have TIME for your bullshit. What's the bottom-line? 758 NCTRAY You're right. You can't. I will be taking the car with me, and Mr. Bishop will let you continue your operation here. 759 NCTRAY I don't have time for this. I'm outta here. 770 NCTRAY As I see it, this Highwayman�most likely the last of its kind in working order�is worth at LEAST 3000 chips�but y'know what? (Winks) I'm willing to part with this fine machine for 2700 chips considerin' the condition. A-course, we'd need ta talk about FRINGE benefits: club privileges, free admission to the ho-house� 771 NCTRAY 2700? Done. Here you are. 772 NCTRAY Mr. Bishop is prepared to offer you 1500 chips. 773 NCTRAY 2700? No, no�Mr. Bishop will take it for 900 chips. 774 NCTRAY I have a counter-offer. I will take the car for no charge, and Mr. Bishop will permit you to continue your operation here. 775 NCTRAY I'll tell Mr. Bishop and return with his reply. 780 NCTRAY (T-Ray blinks, then smiles slow and wide as you pass off the chips.) Now, I like a deal that's concluded fast and simple; pleasure doing bitness with you, pleasure doing bitness� now about those fringe benefits�? 781 NCTRAY You will have to discuss those with Mr. Bishop. Mr. Bishop has one last request: free batteries from your shop. I will be the courier for these pick-ups. 782 NCTRAY The other benefits you will have to discuss with Mr. Bishop himself. Be sure to go to talk to him armed and shouting loudly about what he owes you. He respects men like that. 783 NCTRAY You will have to talk to Mr. Bishop about your fringe benefits. Goodbye. 790 NCTRAY Man, that amount couldn't even afford to change my clothes! 791 NCTRAY Woman, that amount couldn't even afford to change my clothes! 792 NCTRAY What, does Bishop think cars are CHEAP?! 793 NCTRAY Perhaps you feel you are being treated�unfairly? 794 NCTRAY Mr. Bishop has made a GENEROUS offer of 1500 chips. You won't like the next offer. 795 NCTRAY Then perhaps an offer of 900 chips will be more to your liking. Mr. Bishop will be pleased your work comes so cheaply. 797 NCTRAY Since his generous offer has been refused, I'm instructed to take the car for no charge. 798 NCTRAY I tire of this conversation. I will return later. 810 NCTRAY Nine hun�man, are you joking?! 811 NCTRAY Nine hun�woman, are you joking?! 812 NCTRAY Cut the bull-shit! This is a HIGHWAYMAN. They don't make them ANYWHERE anymore, see? There's OTHER families that'll be willin' to pay for it if that cheap bastard Bishop won't� 816 NCTRAY So you are dealing with other families? Mr. Bishop will be interested to hear that. 817 NCTRAY I'm sorry? What did you just call Mr. Bishop? 818 NCTRAY I tire of this. We'll talk again later. 830 NCTRAY (T-Ray freezes. For a second, you think he's going to attack you, but then he relaxes.) Man, this is a raw deal. 831 NCTRAY (T-Ray freezes. For a second, you think he's going to attack you, but then he relaxes.) Woman, this is a raw deal. 832 NCTRAY What have I ever done to Bishop to deserve this? Huh? 834 NCTRAY I'd take it up with Mr. Bishop. Oh�Mr. Bishop has one last request: he would like free batteries from your shop. I will be the courier for these pick-ups. 835 NCTRAY I'm sure it was something. He doesn't like you much. Pleasure doing business with you. 845 NCTRAY Naw, naw, nothin' like that�! Me and Mr. Bishop, we see eye to eye on this, no problems. He's treated me right, and you tell him that, aiight? But�uh�what 'bout those fringe benefits I mentioned�? 846 NCTRAY You will have to discuss those with Mr. Bishop. Mr. Bishop has one last request: he would like free batteries from your shop. I will be the courier for these pick-ups. 847 NCTRAY The other benefits you will have to discuss with Mr. Bishop. Be sure to go to talk to him armed and shouting loudly about what he owes you. He respects men like that. 855 NCTRAY (T-Ray's smile fades.) Aiight�sure, sure�not a problem. 856 NCTRAY Excellent. Give me all the batteries you have in stock right now. 857 NCTRAY (Leave.) 865 NCTRAY I will, I will�hey, you tell your boss he can buy batteries from me, too. I keep finding new ones every day round here. 866 NCTRAY Really? Let me see what you have in stock. 875 NCTRAY We ain't got any batteries right now; most of the cars we've stripped ain't turned up shit. Give us a week or two, aiight? 876 NCTRAY All right. I'll let it slide. This time. See ya. 885 NCTRAY (T-Ray's shoulders slump a little.) Aiight, aiight. Here you go. It's all I got. 886 NCTRAY All right. I'll be back in two weeks for the next batch. Have them ready for Mr. Bishop. 896 NCTRAY Okay. I'll try back later. 905 NCTRAY Sure, we got some. 906 NCTRAY Could I check out your stock? 907 NCTRAY Well, I'd really like one, but I don't want to pay for it. Is there something�ELSE I could do to pay for it? 909 NCTRAY Just checking. Be seeing you. 915 NCTRAY Grav-plates! These beauties'll let you FLY cross the wasteland, and they have a recycling power chip, so they barely suck up any juice. How do you like that? You want 'em? 916 NCTRAY Me like me take 918 NCTRAY Sounds good. I'll take it. 919 NCTRAY Not right now. I have come to collect Mr. Bishop's free batteries. 920 NCTRAY Not right now. Can you upgrade the Highwayman without adding the grav plates? 921 NCTRAY Not right now. Can I buy some batteries from you instead? 922 NCTRAY No, not at the moment. Maybe later. See ya. 930 NCTRAY (T-Ray spends an hour or two in the shop. When he emerges, the grav-plates have been installed.) 931 NCTRAY Thanks, T-Ray. Appreciate it. I'll go try them out. 940 NCTRAY Help yourself, hero. 941 NCTRAY What's mine is yours. Tell everybody I said that, too. 942 NCTRAY Damn. You save the world, and you STILL got to go through everybody's shit. 950 NCTRAY Get away from my shit. 951 NCTRAY Next time you touch my shit, you're going to get yo ass beat. 1000 NCTRAY You got the car back without using violence. 1001 NCTRAY You successfully tricked T-Ray. 1002 NCTRAY You have received a free supply of car batteries. 1100 NCTRAY Too...much...sex...gonna...blow... 2000 NCTRAY You got a battery for the Highwayman. 100 NCTYSON You see a boxer. 101 NCTYSON You see Mike "the Masticator." 150 NCTYSON His arms look like tree trunks. 151 NCTYSON Each arm looks like it could double as a tank barrel. 152 NCTYSON When he moves, it's like watching an ocean of muscle. 153 NCTYSON He's looking at your ear hungrily. 157 NCTYSON His face looks like a raw slab of meat. 158 NCTYSON Hurgghhh. 159 NCTYSON Gunhrrhh 160 NCTYSON Mike smash 161 NCTYSON I really like vanilla ice cream 162 NCTYSON Gnarrrr 163 NCTYSON Nrrrurhhh 164 NCTYSON Mike like ears 165 NCTYSON Ears mmmmmmm 166 NCTYSON Grrrrrr 167 NCTYSON Gr. Gr? Grrrrrrr. 168 NCTYSON Gr? 169 NCTYSON Rrrgggg 170 NCTYSON Me eat ears 171 NCTYSON Ears yum 172 NCTYSON Gr�grrrgr? 173 NCTYSON Snrggg 174 NCTYSON Me hate Robbin' Givens 175 NCTYSON Grrrrrgrrrrgrrr�grrr�grrr�grr! Grr! Grrr? 176 NCTYSON What does 'percentage' mean? 200 NCTYSON ::Mike cowers as you approach:: 201 NCTYSON ::Mike whines as you approach:: 202 NCTYSON ::Mike holds up his hands in surrender as you approach:: 203 NCTYSON You cute 204 NCTYSON me like your ears 205 NCTYSON Enough talk. time for bed 100 NCWILLIE You see Coffin Willie. 150 NCWILLIE You see an old, stinky, crusty ghoul. And boy, does he SMELL. 200 NCWILLIE Whoa. This grave SMELLS. 201 NCWILLIE Oh, well�better keep digging. 202 NCWILLIE What th-? 203 NCWILLIE About friggin' time! Could you dig any SLOWER, idjit? 204 NCWILLIE Outta my way, smoothie. 205 NCWILLIE D'dad? 206 NCWILLIE Not now, Lenny, I ain't in th' mood to be talkin'. 300 NCWILLIE Jest pop inta Reno fer a lil' drinking n' whoring, n' damned smoothies jam me inna goddamn grave� 301 NCWILLIE Good thing I ain't got no nose, or I woulda choked on my own stink. 302 NCWILLIE Ghouls don't get no damn r'spect. 303 NCWILLIE Just stopped in the city for a drink, n' those Reno assholes bury me alive. 304 NCWILLIE Nothing more boring than bein' in a coffin for months. 305 NCWILLIE Hands off, smoothie. I got places to go. 306 NCWILLIE Get your smoothie mitts offa me, smoothie. 500 NCWILLIE The headstone reads: "Here lies the dumbest son of a bitch ever to set foot in New Reno." 550 NCWILLIE There's a horrible odor flowing from the grave. 600 NCWILLIE Hey! 601 NCWILLIE I ken hear someome movin' round out there! 602 NCWILLIE Don't step onna grave! It packs the dirt in! 603 NCWILLIE Quick, GET A SHOVEL! 604 NCWILLIE Would somebody dig me up already? I need a drink! 100 NCWRICHI You see one of the Wright children. 150 NCWRICHI You see a black-haired little boy. 151 NCWRICHI You see a black-haired little girl. Her hair is cropped short, so much so that you almost mistook her for a boy. 155 NCWRICHI He sticks his tongue out at you. 156 NCWRICHI He is glaring at you sullenly. 157 NCWRICHI She sticks her tongue out at you. 158 NCWRICHI Her black hair is cropped short so that she can conveniently use the male child character model. 159 NCWRICHI She is glaring at you sullenly. 175 NCWRICHI Fallout 2 was brought to you by the letter Z. 176 NCWRICHI Hey! 178 NCWRICHI Thanks fer savin us, 179 NCWRICHI I wanna save th'world just like you when I grow up. 180 NCWRICHI Can I be a hero like you when I grow up? 181 NCWRICHI I wanna be 190 NCWRICHI Are you a ROBOT? 191 NCWRICHI How do you go pee-pee in that thing? 192 NCWRICHI Can I ride around on your shoulders? Pleeease? 193 NCWRICHI Will you come play with us? Pleeease? 200 NCWRICHI You better run 'fore my Daddy sees you. 201 NCWRICHI You better run 'fore my brothers see you. 202 NCWRICHI Yer a bad person. You better leave 'fore I tell on you. 210 NCWRICHI I see you! I see you! 211 NCWRICHI Are you playin' hide and go seek? Can I play, too? 215 NCWRICHI Look at the robot! Look at the robot! 216 NCWRICHI Is that a reeeal brain inside that robot? 217 NCWRICHI Oooooooh. Look at the robot! 218 NCWRICHI Look at the mutant! Look at the mutant! 219 NCWRICHI Mutant, stoopant, mutant, stoopant 220 NCWRICHI Is that a reeeal mutant? He's fugly. 221 NCWRICHI Oooooooh. Look at the mutant! 222 NCWRICHI That mutant's BIG. Bigger than Daddy. 230 NCWRICHI Ghoul! Look, itz a ghoul! 231 NCWRICHI Ewwwwwww! Ghoul! Ghoul! 232 NCWRICHI Ghoul-eee ghoul-eee ghoul-eee! 233 NCWRICHI Look at the metal doggie! 234 NCWRICHI Doggie! Here, doggie! 235 NCWRICHI I want a doggie, too! 290 NCWRICHI I wanna save th'world just like you when I grow up. 291 NCWRICHI Can I be a hero like you when I grow up? 292 NCWRICHI I wanna be you when I grow up. 293 NCWRICHI Why you wanna be me? Me DUMB 294 NCWRICHI Me once wear girl head like hat. 295 NCWRICHI Wander off 296 NCWRICHI Heh-heh. Why thank you, little one. But take a tip from 297 NCWRICHI Follow your dreams. You can achieve your goals. I'm living proof. 298 NCWRICHI Sure you can. Say, I was sorry to hear about your brother, Richie. Do you know what happened to him? 299 NCWRICHI I once drove through three states wearing this one little girl's head like a hat. 300 NCWRICHI (Let him go back to playing.) 301 NCWRICHI (Let her go back to playing.) 310 NCWRICHI Uh-uh! Yer SMART! Yer a HERO and yer BRAVE and I wanna be YOU when I grow up. Thanks fer savin' us, 311 NCWRICHI Thankzzz little pershun. You make 315 NCWRICHI Okay, 316 NCWRICHI You take care now, you hear, little one? I've got some more hero things to do. 320 NCWRICHI (The kid stops you.) Um� 321 NCWRICHI Uh�no. I promise. 322 NCWRICHI Uh�not as far as you know. 323 NCWRICHI Don't worry, little one. I'll come back and visit you as a different character. 324 NCWRICHI Don't worry, little one. You won't feel a thing. 330 NCWRICHI Will we dream? 331 NCWRICHI Uh�sure. Sure you will. 332 NCWRICHI Beats me. I don't seem to dream, so you probably don't either. Life's a bitch, huh? 341 NCWRICHI Watz a rowboat? 344 NCWRICHI Heh-heh. Aren't you cute. No, I'm not a robot, little one. 345 NCWRICHI No, no, I'm a regular person under this armor. By the way, I was sorry to hear about your brother, Richie. Do you know what happened to him? 355 NCWRICHI Yer DUMB. 356 NCWRICHI SO ARE YOU 357 NCWRICHI Same to you, cept more of it 358 NCWRICHI Yer dumb-errrr 359 NCWRICHI He who smelt it dealt it 360 NCWRICHI Takes one t'know one! 361 NCWRICHI Run away crying 370 NCWRICHI Yer the dumbest. Yer dumbest! 395 NCWRICHI Nuh-uh, DUMBHEAD! (The kid runs off, his laughter ringing cruelly in your ears.) 396 NCWRICHI Me no want to talk to you ANYWAY... *snfff*... me... *snfff*... have a PARTY... with *snfff* CAKE and ICE CREAM... and YOU cant come [Leave.] 405 NCWRICHI (The kid blinks, opens his mouth, then closes it. A tear wells up and turns into a full sob.) 406 NCWRICHI Hee hee ME win 410 NCWRICHI Oh. (Thinks for a moment, then squints at you.) Why ARENCHA a robot? 411 NCWRICHI Uh� because� well, robots and people have different� uh, parts. 412 NCWRICHI I have to be going. 425 NCWRICHI Oh, yeah? (Seems suspicious.) Like what? 426 NCWRICHI Uh�well�say, kid, didn't your Mommy and Daddy explain this to you? 427 NCWRICHI Uh�well! Look at the time! I must be going. 435 NCWRICHI Explain what? 436 NCWRICHI Uh�well�robots�have oil inside. Humans�well, humans�bleed. 445 NCWRICHI Mommy an' my big sisters bleed every month or so. Then they get really mean. I wish they were robots. 446 NCWRICHI Uh�yeah. Great, kid. Look, I have to be going - don't tell yer Mom I was talking to you. 456 NCWRICHI I just pee but haveta get used to th'smell 459 NCWRICHI Heh-heh. Actually, I just urinate in the armor, and it recycles everything. Isn't that interesting? Do you know what 'recycling' means, little one? 460 NCWRICHI Not comfortably, that's for sure. Say, I was sorry to hear about your brother, Richie. Do you know what happened to him? 475 NCWRICHI That's GROSS. 476 NCWRICHI Yes! Recycling means you drink pee! 477 NCWRICHI YER gross, pee-pee FACE 479 NCWRICHI Uh, heh�heh. No actually, it means� 485 NCWRICHI You drink pee-pee! You drink pee-pee! 486 NCWRICHI Uh, heh�heh�keep your voice down, little one�recycling doesn't mean that I drink p�well, not EXACTLY�look� 487 NCWRICHI Let the little shit go back to playing. 488 NCWRICHI (Leave.) 495 NCWRICHI Is that a REAL robot? 499 NCWRICHI The Robobrain? Why, yes it is. 500 NCWRICHI It THINKS it is. Don't even get me started. 501 NCWRICHI Yeah, but don't bother it. I think it wants to destroy the human race. 502 NCWRICHI Yes, it is. Say, I was sorry to hear about your brother, Richie. Do you know what happened to him? 515 NCWRICHI Are YOU a robot, too? 525 NCWRICHI Is that a REAL mutant? 526 NCWRICHI Mootant? 529 NCWRICHI Why, yes it is. His name is Marcus. Don't worry, he doesn't bite. 530 NCWRICHI Why, yes it IS a mutant. Gosh, I sure hope he isn't hungry for little children. 531 NCWRICHI Why, yes. A very HUNGRY mutant. And it's right about snack time, too. How convenient. 532 NCWRICHI Yes, he is. Say, I was sorry to hear about your brother, Richie. Do you know what happened to him? 540 NCWRICHI The kid stops and looks at you. 541 NCWRICHI Helloooo 544 NCWRICHI Hello, little man. 545 NCWRICHI Hello there, little girl. 546 NCWRICHI I was sorry to hear about your brother, Richie. Do you know what happened to him? 555 NCWRICHI Are you sick? 556 NCWRICHI Why do you ask? 560 NCWRICHI You LOOK sick. 561 NCWRICHI I am sick. 565 NCWRICHI Do you take medicine? 566 NCWRICHI There is no medicine for what I have. 570 NCWRICHI Wanna sing? 571 NCWRICHI Sing? 575 NCWRICHI Do you know 'He's Got the Whole World in His Hands?' 576 NCWRICHI Yes, I do. 580 NCWRICHI ::Sings:: 'He's got the whole world in his hands. He's got the whole wide world in his hands.' Come on. 581 NCWRICHI ::Sing:: He's got the whole world in his hands. He's got the whole wide world in his hands. 585 NCWRICHI ::Singing Together:: He's got the whole world in his hands. ::Singing winds down:: He's got the whole world in his hands. 586 NCWRICHI Thank you for singing with me. I might be back later�if I need a hat. 590 NCWRICHI (The kid blinks at you.) 591 NCWRICHI All right, then. Talk to you later. 595 NCWRICHI (The child runs off.) 648 NCWRICHI Oh. 650 NCWRICHI Really? What else? 665 NCWRICHI Is that a REAL ghoul? 666 NCWRICHI Gool? 669 NCWRICHI Why, yes it is. His name is Lenny. Don't worry, he doesn't bite. 670 NCWRICHI Why, yes it IS a ghoul. Gosh, I sure hope he isn't hungry for little children. 671 NCWRICHI Why, yes. A very HUNGRY ghoul. And it's right about snack time, too. How convenient. 685 NCWRICHI Hello, Mar-cus mutant. Yer awful big. Hee-hee... and yer fidget animation is funny. 686 NCWRICHI Hello, Len-ee ghoul. Phew... yer reeally smelly. 687 NCWRICHI It sure is, isn't it? So� what's up, kid? 688 NCWRICHI He sure is, isn't he? So� what's up kid? 689 NCWRICHI Well, gotta go. See you later. 695 NCWRICHI (The kid turns pale, then runs away, screaming.) 696 NCWRICHI Heh heh heh heh. "Izzat a REAL mutant?" Teach her not to ask questions. 697 NCWRICHI "Hungry" mutant! Sheesh. Everyone knows that mutants don't eat hum - uh, why're you looking at me like that, Marcus? 698 NCWRICHI Heh heh heh heh. "Izzat a REAL ghoul?" Teach her not to ask questions. 699 NCWRICHI "Hungry" ghoul! Sheesh. Everyone knows that ghouls don't eat hum - uh, why're you looking at me like that, Lenny? 710 NCWRICHI Uh-uh. Daddy's real mad about it cuz he doesn't know who killed Richie. He says if he ever catches us doing Jet, he'll give us a whippin'. 711 NCWRICHI Do you know WHO might have given Richie the Jet that killed him? 712 NCWRICHI Do you know WHERE Richie got that Jet that killed him? 713 NCWRICHI Let the child go back to playing. 720 NCWRICHI Uh-uh. 730 NCWRICHI Uh-uh. He was hangin' out a lot on th' West side of town, around Commercial Row, and Dad told us not ta go over there. 800 NCWRICHI *Shhh* I'm supposed to be sleeping. 801 NCWRICHI I need to get some sleep. I've got a big game of metal insect warrior tomorrow. 802 NCWRICHI If daddy finds out I'm not asleep, he'll be really, really mad. 900 NCWRICHI My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling. 901 NCWRICHI ::Holds up fake gun:: Reach for the skies, varmit! 902 NCWRICHI One good turn deserves another, between your legs hangs your mother. 903 NCWRICHI I wanna be a pimp when I grow up. 904 NCWRICHI I'm gonna rule New Reno when I grow up, just like Daddy. 905 NCWRICHI I want a doggie. Daddy says he'll get me a bitch when I'm older. 906 NCWRICHI I wish Dad was as cool as Tommy the Balls. 907 NCWRICHI I have a penis. 908 NCWRICHI ::Shriek:: 909 NCWRICHI ::Sticks out tongue:: 910 NCWRICHI Daddy calls Mommy a baby factory. 911 NCWRICHI Daddy said he'd whip us if he ever caught us taking Jet. 912 NCWRICHI Daddy says we got to be careful when we go outside. 913 NCWRICHI Daddy'll whip us if we sneak out again. 914 NCWRICHI Daddy's been really mad since my brother Richie died. 915 NCWRICHI Daddy's doin' bizness again. 916 NCWRICHI Father Tully is funny when he can't walk straight. 917 NCWRICHI He's got the whole world in his hands�he's got the whole world in his hands� 918 NCWRICHI I made a poo poo. 919 NCWRICHI I miss my brother, Richie. He died cuz he took too much Jet. 920 NCWRICHI I never see Christopher any more. 921 NCWRICHI I saw Mikey kissing Mareee Mor-dino. 922 NCWRICHI I saw Mommy and Daddy dancing on top of each other. 923 NCWRICHI I wish Christopher would play with me. 924 NCWRICHI Kyle drinks his own pee! 925 NCWRICHI Kyle's got the squirts. 926 NCWRICHI Land rover, land rover, send Kyle on over. 927 NCWRICHI Look at me! Look at me! 928 NCWRICHI Mikey and Mareee sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. 929 NCWRICHI Milicent's a big meanie. 930 NCWRICHI Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner, fudge is made. 931 NCWRICHI Mommy and Daddy were talking to God again last night in bed. 932 NCWRICHI Mommy was cryin' the other day. I think it's cuz what happened to my brother Richie. 933 NCWRICHI Mommy's been really sad since my brother Richie died. 934 NCWRICHI Mommy's down by the church again. 935 NCWRICHI Our family is the best. 936 NCWRICHI Phfttttt 937 NCWRICHI Poopy-head! Poopy-head! 938 NCWRICHI Uncle Nick says cussing isn't necessary. Uncle Nick needs to get out more. 939 NCWRICHI Wanna play tribals and slavers? 940 NCWRICHI We have seventeen brothers and sisters. 941 NCWRICHI Wheeeeeeee 942 NCWRICHI Yer it! 943 NCWRICHI You got cooties! 944 NCWRICHI You look like a radscorpion! 945 NCWRICHI I'm gonna ask Daddy if I can be a whore when I grow up. He says that he really needs one. 946 NCWRICHI I wanna be a whore when I grow up. Daddy says we need more of them. 947 NCWRICHI I have a vagina. 1176 NCWRICHI ! Tell us the Enclave story! Pleeeease? 1177 NCWRICHI ! Yaaaaay! 1178 NCWRICHI ! 1181 NCWRICHI when I grow up. 1296 NCWRICHI : You can be ANYTHING you want when you grow up. 1310 NCWRICHI . I'll NEVER fergit you. 1311 NCWRICHI feel better. Me glad me saved u 1315 NCWRICHI . I won't fergit it, I promise, if I live ta be a hunderd. 100 NCWRIPLY You see one of the Wright children. 150 NCWRIPLY You see a small, black-haired child with a pot on his head. He is pointing his finger at some imaginary Enclave agents and making BLAM noises. 151 NCWRIPLY You see one of the Wright children with a pot on his head. 152 NCWRIPLY You see one of the Wright children with a pot on his head. He is pointing his finger at some imaginary Enclave agents and making BLAM noises. 200 NCWRIPLY You see a small, black-haired child with a pot on his head. 201 NCWRIPLY You see one of the Wright children with a pot on his head. He is making *bzzzzing* noises like a hornet. 210 NCWRIPLY Look at me, I'm the descendent of the Vault Dweller! Praise the Vault! 211 NCWRIPLY I want to go on the quest for Vault 13! 212 NCWRIPLY Blam blam! Die, Enclave jerk-faces! 213 NCWRIPLY Look out, here comes the Enclave! 214 NCWRIPLY Pow! Pow! Take that, you Enclave jerks! 215 NCWRIPLY You're ALWAYS the Vault Dweller! 216 NCWRIPLY Try and kill everybody with a virus, huh? Take this, Mr. President! 217 NCWRIPLY Eat this, Mr. Prezident! 218 NCWRIPLY I want to be the Vault Dweller next game! 219 NCWRIPLY Nuh-uh! You missed me, President-lover! 220 NCWRIPLY Uh-uh! I got you! I got you! 221 NCWRIPLY I just blew up the Enclave! Boooooom! 222 NCWRIPLY Quick! Everybody to the tanker! 223 NCWRIPLY Eat this, you Enclave butt-faces! 224 NCWRIPLY I killed you dead, Enclave-lover! 225 NCWRIPLY Enclave Muthuhfugguhs gonna taste my metal. 226 NCWRIPLY Had my hardened power armor on! That bullet bounced right off! 227 NCWRIPLY Die, Enclave-face! 228 NCWRIPLY Aighhhhhhhh�I've been hit� 240 NCWRIPLY Look at me, I'm the metal insect! Bzzzzzz 241 NCWRIPLY Blam blam! 242 NCWRIPLY Look out, here comes the metal insect! 243 NCWRIPLY Take that! 244 NCWRIPLY You're always the metal insect! 245 NCWRIPLY Bang bang! 246 NCWRIPLY I want to be the metal insect next game! 247 NCWRIPLY Nuh-uh! You missed me! 248 NCWRIPLY Uh-uh! I got you! I got you! 249 NCWRIPLY Bzzzzzzz 250 NCWRIPLY I killed you dead! 251 NCWRIPLY Zooommmm 252 NCWRIPLY Muthuhfugguh gonna taste my metal. 253 NCWRIPLY Had my force field up! 254 NCWRIPLY Die, Salvatore-face! 255 NCWRIPLY Aighhhhhhhh�I've been hit� 270 NCWRIPLY I miss Dogmeat from Fallout 1. 271 NCWRIPLY Think there's gonna be a Fallout 3? I wanna be the hero of that one! 272 NCWRIPLY Fallout 2 was brought to you by the letter Z. 273 NCWRIPLY The Enclave can kiss my seven year old ass. What jerks. 274 NCWRIPLY The Enclave were real jerk-faces, huh? Sheesh. 275 NCWRIPLY Were you scared when you met the President? Did he have big fangs and claws? 276 NCWRIPLY I wish I coulda helped you destroy the Enclave. I�wouldn't have been scared. Uh-uh. 277 NCWRIPLY Hey! 5277 NCWRIPLY ! Tell us the Enclave story! Pleeeease? 5278 NCWRIPLY ! Yaaaaay! 279 NCWRIPLY Thanks fer savin us, 5279 NCWRIPLY ! 280 NCWRIPLY I wanna save th' world just like you when I grow up. 281 NCWRIPLY Can I be a hero like you when I grow up? 282 NCWRIPLY I wanna be 5282 NCWRIPLY when I grow up. 300 NCWRIPLY Aighhhh! It's one of the metal people! Run! 301 NCWRIPLY It's one of th' metal people! They found us! Run! 302 NCWRIPLY We're sorry! We're sorry! Don't sic yer metal insect on us! Please! 310 NCWRIPLY You better run 'fore my Daddy sees you. 311 NCWRIPLY You better run 'fore my brothers see you. 312 NCWRIPLY Yer a bad person. You better leave 'fore I tell on you. 320 NCWRIPLY (The child stops *bzzzzzing* around and lifts up the pot to look at you.) 321 NCWRIPLY Can 5321 NCWRIPLY play tooo? 322 NCWRIPLY Sorree. I thought you were a pot Byeeee 323 NCWRIPLY Why do you have a pot on your head? 324 NCWRIPLY What are you playing? 325 NCWRIPLY Where are your parents? 326 NCWRIPLY (Let him play.) 330 NCWRIPLY Well�okay. (Looks you up and down.) But I'M the metal insect this game! 331 NCWRIPLY Okee dokee little bee person 332 NCWRIPLY okay with that. 333 NCWRIPLY What incest? 334 NCWRIPLY No! 5334 NCWRIPLY wanna be incest! 335 NCWRIPLY Ooooh�what over here? 340 NCWRIPLY (The little man lets the pot fall down over his head, and resumes *bzzzzing* around.) 341 NCWRIPLY Run around with him for a while making *bzzzzing* noises. 342 NCWRIPLY Shamble off 343 NCWRIPLY (Leave.) 350 NCWRIPLY INSECT, stoo-pid! We SAW one when we were out in the desert! It was as big� (Takes a deep breath.) �as big as a HOUSE! N'it had metal PEOPLE in it. 351 NCWRIPLY Nuh-uh 352 NCWRIPLY Don't call me stoopid 353 NCWRIPLY Don't shout. 5353 NCWRIPLY no like shout. 354 NCWRIPLY You lie to 5354 NCWRIPLY . You make FUN of 6354 NCWRIPLY . 7354 NCWRIPLY not like. 355 NCWRIPLY has killed a lot of little loud people like you�maybe you next? 356 NCWRIPLY Wander off. 360 NCWRIPLY UH-HUH. We saw it. 362 NCWRIPLY Uh-uh-uh-uh 363 NCWRIPLY Huh-huh-huh-huh 364 NCWRIPLY Wander off and make "uhhh" noises at someone else. 370 NCWRIPLY Uh-huh! I'll show you! A bunch of us are going over there when it gets REALLY dark. 371 NCWRIPLY Uh-huh! I'll show you! A bunch of us are going over there tonight. 372 NCWRIPLY Wanna come? (The little person squints at you.) But you gotta be reeeally quiet. Reeeeally quiet. 373 NCWRIPLY Okee-dokee (Follow him.) 374 NCWRIPLY Okee-dokee, me go wit�oooooh, that sand over there? 380 NCWRIPLY I don't like you. You're a big stupid-head! (Sticks out his tongue.) Get outta here, stupid-head! 381 NCWRIPLY DON'T CALL ME STOOPID! YOU STOOPID! YOU STOOPID! 382 NCWRIPLY No shout! No shout at 5382 NCWRIPLY ! 6382 NCWRIPLY SMASH! 383 NCWRIPLY Bite back your tears and run away 384 NCWRIPLY All right�this time. Go easy on the Jet, kid. 390 NCWRIPLY (Squints at you.) You sound like my Mom and Dad when they go to bed. 391 NCWRIPLY Where you see incest? I wanna see too 400 NCWRIPLY I'm not lying, stupid! A bunch of us are going over there when it gets REALLY dark. 401 NCWRIPLY I'm not lying, stupid! A bunch of us are going over there tonight. 403 NCWRIPLY DON'T call me stoopid, STOOPID 404 NCWRIPLY Uh-huh (Follow him.) 405 NCWRIPLY Okee-dokee, me want to com�oooooh, that sand over there? 410 NCWRIPLY A bunch of us are going over there when it gets REALLY dark. 411 NCWRIPLY A bunch of us are going over there tonight. 412 NCWRIPLY Wanna come? (Squints at you.) But you gotta be reeeally quiet. Reeeeally quiet. 420 NCWRIPLY It's not a pot, STUPID! It's my helmet! 421 NCWRIPLY Whoa, sorry there, fearsome helmed warrior. 422 NCWRIPLY Call me stupid AGAIN, you little shit, and we'll see how well that 'helmet' protects you from a gaping head wound. 423 NCWRIPLY (Let him play with his 'helmet.') 430 NCWRIPLY (Glares at you suspiciously.) Whaddya want? 432 NCWRIPLY I just wanted to know what kind of game you're playing. It looks like fun! 433 NCWRIPLY Uh�where are your parents? 434 NCWRIPLY Nothing. 440 NCWRIPLY (The little man turns white, takes a step back, then turns and runs, screaming his head off.) 441 NCWRIPLY (The kid turns white, takes a step back, then turns and runs, screaming his head off.) 442 NCWRIPLY Hee hee...run, little mann! RUN! 443 NCWRIPLY Little punk� 450 NCWRIPLY Metal insects n' soldiers. 451 NCWRIPLY (Looks at your equipment, spots one of your pistols.) Can I play with yer gun? 452 NCWRIPLY No, no...it's too dangerous to play with, youngster. 453 NCWRIPLY No. You'll shoot your eye out. 454 NCWRIPLY Why, sure you can, you little pothead. Here you go. (Give him an unloaded pistol.) 455 NCWRIPLY Why, sure you can, you little pothead. Here you go. (Give him a loaded pistol.) 456 NCWRIPLY "Metal insects?" 457 NCWRIPLY Oh, okay. I was just curious. 458 NCWRIPLY Nooooo...I think I better be going. 470 NCWRIPLY (Glares at you.) C'mon, I know how to use guns like that! I'm in Family Wright! Let me see it! Pleeease? 471 NCWRIPLY Look: In the wrong hands, a gun is a deadly weapon. Well, I mean, it's ALWAYS a deadly weapon, but in the wrong hands�it's, uh�deadly�hold on, let me start over. 472 NCWRIPLY Look, if your family trusted you with a gun they would have given you one. Forget it. 473 NCWRIPLY I don't care if you're in Family Badass, you ain't getting this gun. 474 NCWRIPLY Well, all right. (Give him an unloaded pistol.) 475 NCWRIPLY Well, all right. (Give him a loaded pistol.) 476 NCWRIPLY Forget it. Go play with your friends. 485 NCWRIPLY Yeah, metal insects! We SAW one when we were out in th' desert! It was as big� (Takes a deep breath.) �as big as a HOUSE! N'it had metal PEOPLE in it. 486 NCWRIPLY Really! Wow! Where did you see it? 487 NCWRIPLY You're lying! 488 NCWRIPLY I don't believe you. You're lying. 489 NCWRIPLY You better go easy on the Jet, kid. That stuff'll kill you. Later. 490 NCWRIPLY Really? That's amazing. I may have to go out there sometime and see for myself. Bye. 500 NCWRIPLY In th' desert. (Squints at you suspiciously.) It's probably not there anymore, though. 501 NCWRIPLY Are you sure you wouldn't want to show it to me anyway? 502 NCWRIPLY Can you show me where you saw it anyway? 503 NCWRIPLY Oh, okay. See you, then. 510 NCWRIPLY In th' desert. (Glances around, starts whispering.) A bunch of us are going out there when it gets REALLY dark. 511 NCWRIPLY In th' desert. (Glances around, starts whispering.) A bunch of us are going out there tonight. 513 NCWRIPLY I'm never quiet when I come. But just this once� 514 NCWRIPLY I'll be quiet. Lead on, MacDuff. 515 NCWRIPLY Uh, I don't think you'll be seeing that 'metal insect' anymore. It was actually a helicopter. 516 NCWRIPLY Not tonight, thanks. Early day tomorrow. 530 NCWRIPLY Hunh? (Frowns and adjusts the pot on his head.) What's a hello-copter? 531 NCWRIPLY It's a�flying machine. It can hold people and stuff inside. 532 NCWRIPLY A helicopter is...I guess the closest approximation you'd be familiar with is 'automobile.' A helicopter is like an automobile that's able to rise off the ground and hover through the use of vertically rotating blades. The helicopter's engine spins the blades so fast it keeps it aloft. Isn't that incredible? 533 NCWRIPLY Nevermind. Just don't go wandering around outside of town again. It could get you killed. 540 NCWRIPLY I'm NOT lying! We SAW it in the desert! (He glares at you sullenly.) 541 NCWRIPLY Hmmm. Maybe you ARE telling the truth. Can you show me where you saw it? 542 NCWRIPLY Okay, I believe you. Will you show me where you saw it? 543 NCWRIPLY Okay, okay. Nevermind. Go back to playing your game. 550 NCWRIPLY I'm NOT lying! We SAW it in the desert! I can PROVE it! (Glares at you.) A bunch of us are going over when it gets a little darker. 551 NCWRIPLY I'm NOT lying! We SAW it in the desert! I can PROVE it! (Glares at you.) A bunch of us are going over there tonight. 552 NCWRIPLY Come along, and I'll show it to you. (Sneers.) If yer not SCARED. 556 NCWRIPLY No thanks. Go back to playing your game. 560 NCWRIPLY (You take your crappiest gun from your pack and give it to the kid. He smiles and holds it up, admiring it.) MY gun! Cool! 561 NCWRIPLY I know where I can get ammo for it, too! 562 NCWRIPLY Uh, you can't keep it. It's just a loan... 563 NCWRIPLY Yep, all yours. Now tell me about these metal insects� 564 NCWRIPLY Lock and load, kid. Say...why don't you go show your gun to Daddy? Be sure to wave it around a lot and pull that little switch beneath the gun there. 565 NCWRIPLY Sure is. Enjoy. Catch you later. 570 NCWRIPLY Tribal giver! It's mine! You gave it to me! It's my gun! 571 NCWRIPLY Give it back, you little shit! 572 NCWRIPLY No, it's mine. I had to hurt a lot of people for that gun. Can I pleeeease have it back? 573 NCWRIPLY Oh, hell. This post holocaust world can't get any worse. Go on and play with it. 580 NCWRIPLY Nuh-uh! (He runs off with your gun.) 581 NCWRIPLY Come back here, you little shit! 590 NCWRIPLY Okay! (He runs off.) 591 NCWRIPLY Well, THIS little act of evil might take a while to bear fruit�better leave the area and come back. 592 NCWRIPLY (Calmly leave the vicinity, whistling innocently.) 600 NCWRIPLY (Shrugs.) Daddy's in the house, Mommy's at church. 603 NCWRIPLY All right then. Just curious. Thanks. 610 NCWRIPLY (The kid lets the pot fall down over his head, and resumes *bzzzzing* around.) 620 NCWRIPLY (The kid shrugs. He lets the pot fall down over his head, and resumes *bzzzzing* around.) 630 NCWRIPLY (He shakes his head. He lets the pot fall down over his head, and resumes *bzzzzing* around.) 631 NCWRIPLY Uh, okay. 632 NCWRIPLY You little punk�see if I save you when I'm saving the world... 640 NCWRIPLY You wait until it gets a little darker... 641 NCWRIPLY You wait until it gets dark... 642 NCWRIPLY ...then you follow the kids into the desert. 700 NCWRIPLY GET AWAY FROM ME! 701 NCWRIPLY Ahhh... 702 NCWRIPLY Help me, help me... 703 NCWRIPLY MEAN PERSON! GET AWAY! 704 NCWRIPLY GET AWAY FROM ME! 710 NCWRIPLY Hey, thanks for the cool gun, mister. 711 NCWRIPLY Did I tell you I love my new gun you gave me? 720 NCWRIPLY Did one of you jerks take my gun this guy gave to me? 721 NCWRIPLY Where did my gun go? 722 NCWRIPLY I know you gave me a gun, what did I do with it? 100 NCWRITEE You see one of Wright's sons. 101 NCWRITEE You see one of Wright's daughters. 150 NCWRITEE You see a young man with an angry expression. He's trying hard to look tough. 151 NCWRITEE You see one of Wright's sons. He looks like he's packing a few weapons and looks a little too young to know what to be doing with them. 152 NCWRITEE You see one of Wright's sons. He glares at you unsuccessfully. 153 NCWRITEE You see one of Wright's sons. He looks like he'd rather be off doing something�anything�else. 160 NCWRITEE You see a young woman with a stern expression. She's trying to look tough. 161 NCWRITEE You see one of Wright's daughters. She's packing a few weapons and looks a little too young to know what to be doing with them. 162 NCWRITEE You see one of Wright's daughters. She ignores you, but drops her hand to her holster meaningfully. 163 NCWRITEE You see one of Wright's daughters. She looks meaner than a rattler. 164 NCWRITEE You see one of Wright's daughters. She looks meaner than a rattler. For some reason, that excites you. 200 NCWRITEE ::Cheers:: 201 NCWRITEE ::Claps:: 202 NCWRITEE ::Whistles:: 203 NCWRITEE (Sings.) "We don't need another hero, we don't need to know the way home�" 204 NCWRITEE Hey! 1204 NCWRITEE ! Way to kick the Enclave's ass�er, butt! 205 NCWRITEE Way to smash the Enclave, 1205 NCWRITEE . That took some serious guts. 206 NCWRITEE You must have been tougher than Tommy the Balls to break the Enclave like you did. 207 NCWRITEE Those Enclave fellas sound like real bastards. 208 NCWRITEE They were gonna dump some new VIRUS into the air? Bastards. Hope you shot a few for me. 209 NCWRITEE I thought the President was a myth, a boogeyman used to scare children. 210 NCWRITEE You look like you've been through hell and back. Relax for a while. You deserve it. 211 NCWRITEE You gonna replay the game as a different character? I recommend an Outdoorsman type. 212 NCWRITEE F.E.V.? What's that? 213 NCWRITEE New Reno was designed by Chris Avellone and scripted by Tom French. Tom plays in a band. Chris plays with himself. 214 NCWRITEE I hope I get to be a major character in Fallout 3, like Tandi or Ian. Bein' a thug sucks. 215 NCWRITEE Heard you busted up that Enclave down South. You're pretty brave. 225 NCWRITEE How do you go to the bathroom with that thing on? 230 NCWRITEE Keep that weapon outta sight around the youngsters, okay? 231 NCWRITEE Don't be flashin' that weapon 'round the youngsters, okay? 235 NCWRITEE You nearly scart the devil outta me, sneakin' around like that! 236 NCWRITEE Why're you skulkin' around like that? 237 NCWRITEE Whoa! Stop tryin' ta make like a shadow�I almost shot you, fer Chrissakes! Sheesh. 240 NCWRITEE Howdy, 1240 NCWRITEE . What you been up to? 241 NCWRITEE Damn hot, innit, 1241 NCWRITEE ? 242 NCWRITEE Howdy, 1242 NCWRITEE . How's things? 245 NCWRITEE It's one of the 1245 NCWRITEE family! And he's armed! Call the others! 250 NCWRITEE It's one of the 1250 NCWRITEE family! And she's armed! Call the others! 255 NCWRITEE It's one of the 1255 NCWRITEE family sneakin' around! Call the others! 260 NCWRITEE Get outta here, 'fore we fill you full of holes! 261 NCWRITEE Get outta here! You n' yer family ain't welcome here! 265 NCWRITEE Drop the weapon, slaver, or we'll shoot! 270 NCWRITEE What th' hell you sneakin' around for? You lookin' to get shot, slaver? 275 NCWRITEE Drop the weapon! Now! 276 NCWRITEE Put that weapon down, or we'll shoot! 277 NCWRITEE Put that weapon away, or we'll shoot! 280 NCWRITEE What're you sneakin' around for? That'll get you shot. 281 NCWRITEE What th' hell�er, heck, you sneakin' around for? You lookin' to get shot? 285 NCWRITEE Is that some kind of slot machine that's followin' you around? 286 NCWRITEE Is that a robo-slot machine? 287 NCWRITEE Is that a brain inside that robot thing? Yechhh. 288 NCWRITEE That some kind of rovin' brain display case you got with you? 289 NCWRITEE That a robot? I ain't never seen one of those before. 295 NCWRITEE Tell me that ain't a mutant. 296 NCWRITEE That a mutant? 297 NCWRITEE Holy brahmin turds. Mutants in New Reno. Must mean trouble� 298 NCWRITEE That mutant is one big mutha. 299 NCWRITEE That mutant o' yours better watch himself round here, y'hear me? 305 NCWRITEE What do you want? 306 NCWRITEE Help you with somethin'? 307 NCWRITEE Damn hot� 308 NCWRITEE New Reno gets uglier every day� 309 NCWRITEE What're you doing round here? 310 NCWRITEE If you're lookin' for alcohol, head on over to the train station in the north part of town�we don't sell it here. 311 NCWRITEE Watch yer step around here, friend. This here's Wright Family territory. 320 NCWRITEE You should go play with the youngsters with that armor on. They'd love it. 321 NCWRITEE Don't step on any of the little ones with that armor on, y'hear? 322 NCWRITEE Aren't you hot in there? 323 NCWRITEE A walking refrigerator. Now I've seen everything. 324 NCWRITEE You lookin' for a car wash? 325 NCWRITEE You look like you belong in a battle mech computer game. This is Fallout 2. Maybe you opened the wrong folder on your hard drive? 326 NCWRITEE How do you go to the bathroom with that thing on? 335 NCWRITEE How're you, 1335 NCWRITEE ? Run into any trouble with anybody in town? 336 NCWRITEE Good to have you in the family, uh, even though you aren't family, y'know? Uh�nevermind. 337 NCWRITEE I heard Tommy the Balls was back in town. Scary. 338 NCWRITEE We Wrights are the strongest family 'cause we ARE family. 339 NCWRITEE Shame about my lil' brother. He was a good kid, but Jet's all over this town, hard to avoid it� 340 NCWRITEE Dad said he'd strangle us if he ever hears about us takin' Jet. 341 NCWRITEE Dad's still upset, so be careful when you talk to him, y'hear? 342 NCWRITEE Chris's gonna get a whippin' if he keeps sneakin' inta the whorehouse. 343 NCWRITEE Damn hot� 344 NCWRITEE Ain't seen Mom for a while. If you see her, don't mention nothin' about the stills, 'kay? 345 NCWRITEE Keith took apart the piano last week and put it back together. Smart kid. 346 NCWRITEE We're going huntin' for radscoroions again in a few days. 347 NCWRITEE If you're lookin' for alcohol, head on over to the train station in the north part of town�we don't sell it here. 348 NCWRITEE Watch out for the kids around here, they're always underfoot. 349 NCWRITEE Can you teach me to fight, too? 350 NCWRITEE Yer that fighter, 1350 NCWRITEE , aincha? Yer good in the ring, best I ever seen in these parts. 351 NCWRITEE You fight good. You should talk to Dad�er, the boss, about a job. 352 NCWRITEE We could use a strong arm around town, if yer interested. 353 NCWRITEE When you gonna fight again? 354 NCWRITEE I'd bet on you, but Mom gets so pissed off when we gamble. 355 NCWRITEE They built you tough, no doubt. 356 NCWRITEE Watch out for the Masticator, all right? He's a mean one. Sooner bite your ear off than look at you. 360 NCWRITEE Mom says yer a tool of the devil. Or that you have a devil's tool. Something like that. 361 NCWRITEE Better not stick around�Mom might see you and start preaching. 362 NCWRITEE So what's it like in the movies? Mom won't let me go see your films. 363 NCWRITEE Don't tell the little ones what you do. 364 NCWRITEE Mom'll throw a fit if she sees you. She's so histrionic. 365 NCWRITEE If you're lookin' for alcohol, head on over to the train station in the north part of town�we don't sell it here. 366 NCWRITEE We Wrights are the strongest family 'cause we ARE family. 367 NCWRITEE Shame about my lil' brother. He was a good kid, but Jet's all over this town, hard to avoid it� 368 NCWRITEE Dad said he'd strangle us if he ever hears 'bout us takin' Jet. 369 NCWRITEE Dad's still upset, so be careful when you talk to him, you hear? 370 NCWRITEE Chris's gonna get a whippin' if he keeps sneakin' inta the whorehouse. 371 NCWRITEE Damn hot� 372 NCWRITEE Keith took apart the piano last week and put it back together. Smart kid. 373 NCWRITEE We're going huntin' for radscoroions again in a few days. 374 NCWRITEE Are you REALLY talkin' to God when you're havin' sex on stage? 375 NCWRITEE Mom says yer a tool of the devil. 376 NCWRITEE Mom says yer a harlot. A brazen strumpet. I have no idea what's she goin' on about. 385 NCWRITEE You here to see Dad about business? Well, good luck, I don't think he's hiring any hands now. 386 NCWRITEE If you're lookin' for alcohol, head on over to the train station in the north part of town�we don't sell it here. 387 NCWRITEE Watch yer step around here, friend. This here's Wright Family territory. 390 NCWRITEE Better take off�we don't take kindly to slavers. 391 NCWRITEE Don't you even THINK about kidnapping anyone here. You cause any trouble, we'll gut you. 392 NCWRITEE Just keep your distance, slaver. If you've got business with Pa, do it, then get. 393 NCWRITEE You better not have brought any chems, or else Dad'll kill you. Then I'LL kill you. 394 NCWRITEE I'm watchin' you, slaver, so you watch what you do, hear? 395 NCWRITEE You touch any of those kids, slaver, and I'll shoot you so much you'll fly outta your boots. 396 NCWRITEE Touch any of those kids, slaver, and I'll kill you. 397 NCWRITEE If you're lookin' for alcohol, slaver, head on over to the train station in the north part of town�we don't sell it here. 398 NCWRITEE You harm any Wright, slaver, and our Family won't rest until yer hide is rotting in Golgotha. 399 NCWRITEE You here to see Dad about business? I don't think Dad does business with slavers. You better git. 410 NCWRITEE Better take off�no offense, but Dad doesn't like tribals much. 411 NCWRITEE Don't you even THINK about causing any trouble. We Wrights outnumber you by�uh, by a lot. 412 NCWRITEE Just keep your distance. If you've got business, do it, then get. 413 NCWRITEE You better not have brought any chems, or else Dad'll kill you. Then I'LL kill you. 414 NCWRITEE I'm watching you, so you watch what you do, hear? 415 NCWRITEE Where you from? Ain't seen your kind around here in a while. 416 NCWRITEE If you're lookin' for alcohol, head on over to the train station in the north part of town�we don't sell it here. 417 NCWRITEE You harm any Wright, and the Family won't rest until yer hide is rotting in Golgotha. 418 NCWRITEE You here to see Dad 'bout business? Good luck, I don't think he's hiring any hands now. 425 NCWRITEE That ghoul shouldn't be around here. You better send him back to Gecko. 426 NCWRITEE You better not bring that ghoul around the kids. They might get radiation poisoning. 100 NEWR1 Welcome to New Reno, the biggest little town in the world. Trashcan fires and neon signs bathe the city in a hellish glow. 101 NEWR1 Before you is a dreary plain spotted with graves. Bloodied poles jut from the earth with the remains of dead bodies tied to them. 102 NEWR1 This looks like an old electrical pre-war charging station. A graveyard of stripped cars surrounds the buildings. 103 NEWR1 You have come to the Stables. A new chainlink fence surrounds the two farm section entrances. 150 NEWR1 [PREVIOUS] 151 NEWR1 [MORE] 201 NEWR1 Salvatore 202 NEWR1 Bishop 203 NEWR1 Mordino 204 NEWR1 Wright 221 NEWR1 Salvatore's 222 NEWR1 the Shark Club 223 NEWR1 the Desperado 301 NEWR1 Whisper 302 NEWR1 Spider 303 NEWR1 Measle 304 NEWR1 Teacher 305 NEWR1 Mover 306 NEWR1 Bull 307 NEWR1 Skipper 308 NEWR1 Shush 309 NEWR1 Lefty 310 NEWR1 Righty 311 NEWR1 Eyebrows 312 NEWR1 Tornado 313 NEWR1 Moulty 314 NEWR1 Monkey Boy 315 NEWR1 Lumpy 316 NEWR1 Mitts 317 NEWR1 Gooch 318 NEWR1 Meat Cleaver 319 NEWR1 Brocco 320 NEWR1 Two-Times 321 NEWR1 Romeo 322 NEWR1 Vinnie 323 NEWR1 Rook 324 NEWR1 Silencer 325 NEWR1 Hammer 326 NEWR1 Knuckles 327 NEWR1 Bender 328 NEWR1 Grocer 329 NEWR1 Snake Eyes 330 NEWR1 Wolf 331 NEWR1 Hatchetman 332 NEWR1 Smiley 333 NEWR1 Fats 334 NEWR1 Pearl 335 NEWR1 Reno Jimmy 336 NEWR1 Jade 337 NEWR1 Scarface 338 NEWR1 Diamond 339 NEWR1 Ace 340 NEWR1 One-Eyed Jack 341 NEWR1 Nikki 342 NEWR1 Iceman 343 NEWR1 Sly 344 NEWR1 Slick 345 NEWR1 Charlie 346 NEWR1 Opium 347 NEWR1 Dagger 348 NEWR1 Angel-Eyes 349 NEWR1 Fixer 350 NEWR1 Shark 351 NEWR1 Hound 352 NEWR1 Reverend 353 NEWR1 Magnum 354 NEWR1 Iceberg 355 NEWR1 Gina 356 NEWR1 Vicki 357 NEWR1 Chase 358 NEWR1 Guillotine 359 NEWR1 Frost 360 NEWR1 Valentino 361 NEWR1 Coffinmaker 362 NEWR1 Little Joe 363 NEWR1 Ice Queen 364 NEWR1 Switch 365 NEWR1 Bucks 366 NEWR1 Chips 367 NEWR1 Lucky 368 NEWR1 Saint 369 NEWR1 Numbers 370 NEWR1 Mantis 371 NEWR1 Scorpio 372 NEWR1 Fat Man 373 NEWR1 Sam 374 NEWR1 Blue Lou 375 NEWR1 Tommy the Gun 376 NEWR1 Crazy Jane 377 NEWR1 Widow 378 NEWR1 Trashman 379 NEWR1 Nine Inch Nick 380 NEWR1 Rainmaker 381 NEWR1 King 382 NEWR1 Killer 383 NEWR1 Santana 384 NEWR1 Joey 385 NEWR1 Caesar 386 NEWR1 Mickey 387 NEWR1 Drifter 388 NEWR1 Killer 389 NEWR1 Butcher 390 NEWR1 Red 391 NEWR1 Ruby 392 NEWR1 X 401 NEWR1 Jabby 402 NEWR1 Spinning Jenny 403 NEWR1 Piston 404 NEWR1 Hurricane 405 NEWR1 Big Bad Muthuh 406 NEWR1 Chosen One 407 NEWR1 Raging Bull 408 NEWR1 LaMotta 409 NEWR1 Sledge 410 NEWR1 Glass Joe 411 NEWR1 New Reno Nancy 412 NEWR1 Bald Bull 413 NEWR1 Princess 414 NEWR1 Duke 415 NEWR1 Machoman 416 NEWR1 Iron Maiden 417 NEWR1 Ripper 418 NEWR1 Valkyrie 419 NEWR1 Hook 420 NEWR1 Sidewinder 421 NEWR1 Bad Grrrl 422 NEWR1 Rockjaw 423 NEWR1 Stonewall 424 NEWR1 Chainsaw 425 NEWR1 Helen Wheels 426 NEWR1 Tommy Gunn 427 NEWR1 Black Widow 428 NEWR1 Smash 429 NEWR1 Delilah 430 NEWR1 Lightning 431 NEWR1 Jocco 432 NEWR1 Sister Steel 433 NEWR1 Super Sledge 434 NEWR1 Apollo 435 NEWR1 Scrapiron 436 NEWR1 Tigress 437 NEWR1 Tyson 438 NEWR1 Lady J 439 NEWR1 Drago 440 NEWR1 Clubber Lang 441 NEWR1 Duchess 442 NEWR1 Bulldozer 443 NEWR1 Grace 444 NEWR1 Ironhand Luke 445 NEWR1 Faith 446 NEWR1 Doctor Fist 447 NEWR1 Flying Nun 448 NEWR1 Balboa 449 NEWR1 Floyd Ray Willis 450 NEWR1 Calamity Jane 451 NEWR1 Cobra 452 NEWR1 Bloody Murder 453 NEWR1 Executioner 454 NEWR1 Freight Train 455 NEWR1 Super Vixen 456 NEWR1 New Reno Jim 457 NEWR1 Crusher 458 NEWR1 Rico 459 NEWR1 Hammerhand 460 NEWR1 Widowmaker 461 NEWR1 Baliff 462 NEWR1 Butch Coolidge 463 NEWR1 Alley Cat 464 NEWR1 Bad Mojo 465 NEWR1 Tank 466 NEWR1 Bruiser 467 NEWR1 Mynx 468 NEWR1 Scorpion 469 NEWR1 Punchy 470 NEWR1 Cheetah 471 NEWR1 Verdict 472 NEWR1 Judge Jury 473 NEWR1 Piledriver 474 NEWR1 Athena 475 NEWR1 Mad Dog 496 NEWR1 Big Stu 497 NEWR1 Miami 498 NEWR1 X 499 NEWR1 Your Name 501 NEWR1 Rodd Rokks 502 NEWR1 Randy Mercury 503 NEWR1 Freddy Barkwood 504 NEWR1 Dick Mountenjoy 505 NEWR1 Ronny Rection 506 NEWR1 Phil Chambers 507 NEWR1 Rod Sweat 508 NEWR1 Jack Shooter 509 NEWR1 Kurt Loader 510 NEWR1 Rick Dripps 511 NEWR1 Dick Seamen 512 NEWR1 "The Polish Hammer" 513 NEWR1 Doug Holes 514 NEWR1 Cock of the Walk 515 NEWR1 Vinnie LaJoya 516 NEWR1 Sir Lance-a-lot 517 NEWR1 Dick Smothers 518 NEWR1 Jeremy Bolt 519 NEWR1 Mr. Pink 520 NEWR1 Ricky Rachtman 521 NEWR1 Cuthbert 522 NEWR1 Dave Handy 523 NEWR1 Harry Canyon 524 NEWR1 Richie Cunning Linguist 525 NEWR1 Bret Bulge 526 NEWR1 El Douche 527 NEWR1 Johnson Long 528 NEWR1 Ebineezer Screws 529 NEWR1 Buck Fitch 530 NEWR1 Arnold Swollenmember 551 NEWR1 Vixxxen 552 NEWR1 Mable Syrup 553 NEWR1 Amber Waves 554 NEWR1 Lucy Loose 555 NEWR1 Amy Ample 556 NEWR1 Molly Mounds 557 NEWR1 Honey Tits 558 NEWR1 Patty Pitt 559 NEWR1 Ophelia Balls 560 NEWR1 Thelma Schoonmaker 561 NEWR1 Alotta Fagina 562 NEWR1 Carrie C 563 NEWR1 Georgia O'Queef 564 NEWR1 Jill Jacks 565 NEWR1 Courtney Coxsleeve 566 NEWR1 Maria Swallo 567 NEWR1 Lady J 568 NEWR1 Glenda Glenn 569 NEWR1 Queen Elizabeth 570 NEWR1 Jenna Jammison 571 NEWR1 Bunny LaJoya 572 NEWR1 Madame Butterfly 573 NEWR1 Jenny X 574 NEWR1 Sweet Jane 575 NEWR1 Darlin' Nikki 576 NEWR1 Sharonna 577 NEWR1 Suzy Q 578 NEWR1 Corvega Sally 579 NEWR1 Pokeahotass 580 NEWR1 Dominatrish 581 NEWR1 Princess X 582 NEWR1 Carlotta 583 NEWR1 Kissing Mary 584 NEWR1 April Wine 585 NEWR1 Ruby Red 586 NEWR1 Christie Chipps 587 NEWR1 Lisa Lix 588 NEWR1 Opium 589 NEWR1 Alley Cat 590 NEWR1 Lady Chatterfly 591 NEWR1 The Postwoman 592 NEWR1 Missus Holmes 593 NEWR1 Debbie Dare 594 NEWR1 Jessica Long 595 NEWR1 Mynx 596 NEWR1 Sascha 597 NEWR1 Valerie Vixen 598 NEWR1 Ruth Less 700 NEWR1 Mal Fisto 701 NEWR1 Tony Gunn 702 NEWR1 "Steel" Mark Torrance 703 NEWR1 Xander "the Sure Thing" Holyland 704 NEWR1 Spider 705 NEWR1 Slim 706 NEWR1 Sweet Jones 707 NEWR1 Il Roche 708 NEWR1 Tito 709 NEWR1 Rudy 710 NEWR1 Big George 711 NEWR1 Gooch 712 NEWR1 Fat Johnny 713 NEWR1 Nicki 714 NEWR1 LaMotta 715 NEWR1 Ivan 716 NEWR1 Glass Joe 717 NEWR1 Drago 718 NEWR1 Tommy Gunn 719 NEWR1 Apollo 750 NEWR1 Joqq 751 NEWR1 Pete McKneely 752 NEWR1 Evan Holyfeld 753 NEWR1 The Masticator 1000 NEWR1 Jules leads you into the wrecked city blocks surrounding New Reno. You don't think you could have found this place on your own. Soon after you arrive, Jules vanishes. 1100 NEWR1 The trail leads you into the wrecked city blocks surrounding New Reno. 1200 NEWR1 You uncover a small metal cashbox. You wouldn't have found it if you weren't looking for it. 1300 NEWR1 Cody leads you into the wrecked city blocks surrounding New Reno, then runs back the way he came. You don't think you could have found this place on your own. 1400 NEWR1 You have defeated your first challenger. 1401 NEWR1 You have defeated your second challenger. 1402 NEWR1 You have defeated your third challenger. 1403 NEWR1 You have defeated the Masticator! 1404 NEWR1 You have become the Heavyweight Champion of New Reno. 1500 NEWR1 You have convinced Mrs. Wright to destroy the stills. 1550 NEWR1 You have witnessed the secret transaction. 1600 NEWR1 In the heat of the fight, the Masticator tears your ear off. 100 NEWRVB You have arrived on a desert plain outside of New Reno. 110 NEWRVB You see several crates filled with chemicals. 120 NEWRVB You see several crates filled with chemicals. You can't identify the chemicals, but they have been packed VERY carefully. 130 NEWRVB You see a Vertibird. 140 NEWRVB You see a Vertibird... an advanced form of helicopter. Unfortunately, you have no idea how to operate it. 150 NEWRVB You have no idea how to operate it. 200 NEWRVB (These guys give me the creeps...) 201 NEWRVB (Shut up. Here they come.) 202 NEWRVB *Zztttt* Do you have the cargo we requested? *Zzzttt* 203 NEWRVB Yes, the chemicals are all here. You can check them if you like. 204 NEWRVB *Zztttt* That will not be necessary. *Zzzttt* 205 NEWRVB *Zztttt* You know what will happen if the chemicals do not meet the specifications we requested. *Zzzttt* 206 NEWRVB Right, of course. Uh, and you brought the lightbringers...? 207 NEWRVB *Zztttt* The laser weapons are in our cargo bay. *Zzzttt** 208 NEWRVB *Zztttt* To insure your cooperation, we will transmit the arming sequence for them once the chemicals are loaded. *Zzzttt* 209 NEWRVB Uh...well...all right then. Load her up, boys -- 210 NEWRVB *Zztttt* No. *Zzzttt* 211 NEWRVB *Zztttt* We will load the cargo. *Zzzttt* 212 NEWRVB Uh, right...right. Of course. Give them room, boys. 213 NEWRVB All right; we're good here. The rest of you guards head back to Reno. We'll meet up with you. 250 NEWRVB Look! Someone's been watching us! 251 NEWRVB Kill them! 252 NEWRVB Looks like we got us a spy...! 253 NEWRVB *Zztttt* Mission aborted. Cargo failsafe sequence engaged. *Zzzttt* 254 NEWRVB *Zztttt* Terminate hostiles, then return to base. *Zzzttt* 300 NEWRVB Don't get near those armored fellas. They'll carve you up. 301 NEWRVB Get back in position. 302 NEWRVB Stop twitching...those armored guys don't like it much. 350 NEWRVB Dammit! What are you doing, dipshit?! 351 NEWRVB Get back to your post! What the hell are you do --?! 352 NEWRVB *Zztttt* Mission aborted. Cargo failsafe sequence engaged. *Zzzttt* 353 NEWRVB *Zztttt* Terminate hostiles, then return to base. *Zzzttt* 400 NEWRVB [Looks like there is a door. Open it and climb in?] 401 NEWRVB Yup 402 NEWRVB Wander off 403 NEWRVB Board the Vertibird. 404 NEWRVB Leave it alone. 450 NEWRVB [The door seals behind you, and the Vertibird takes off! You can't open the door!] 451 NEWRVB Uh-oh 452 NEWRVB Oh, shit... 500 NEWRVB These crates are filled with heavy metal canisters. Judging from the care packing them, you suspect that they contain some sort of hazardous chemicals. 100 NHMYRON You see Myron! Myron, baby, Myron! 150 NHMYRON You see a pasty-faced teenager leering at you. His hair is greasy, and he smells faintly of formaldehyde. 151 NHMYRON You see Myron. He's scoping you out from the corner of his eye. 200 NHMYRON You see a pasty-faced teenager. His hair is greasy, and he smells faintly of formaldehyde. 201 NHMYRON You see Myron. He's looking around like a ferret. 202 NHMYRON You see Myron. He sniffs occasionally, as if he has a cold. 203 NHMYRON You see Myron. He looks bored. 204 NHMYRON You see Myron. As you watch, he gives a wide yawn, then rubs his eyes. 210 NHMYRON Get off your asses and get in here, guys! We got an intruder! 215 NHMYRON What the hell do you want? 216 NHMYRON If you're here for Jet, don't waste my time, just get out. 217 NHMYRON Thought I smelled something� 225 NHMYRON Hell-oooo, beautiful. 226 NHMYRON Come over here and talk to me a minute. I don't bite. 227 NHMYRON Don't tease. Come on over. 228 NHMYRON I think loooove just walked in. 229 NHMYRON Come here often? 230 NHMYRON Mmmm-mmmm. Those legs go all the way up? 235 NHMYRON What is that smell? Smells like a tribal. 236 NHMYRON Nice bone on your friend, there. Tres chic. 237 NHMYRON That tribal your slave? 238 NHMYRON Your tribal friend over-compensating for something? 239 NHMYRON How the hell did that thing get in here? 240 NHMYRON Great. Now they're letting mutants in here. 241 NHMYRON Is that really a vise on yer mutant's shoulder? 242 NHMYRON That mutant your slave? 243 NHMYRON Does yer ugly mutant friend get mad easy? 244 NHMYRON What is that smell? Smells like a mutant. 255 NHMYRON What stinks? Smells like something died. 256 NHMYRON Great. Now they're letting ghouls in here. 257 NHMYRON You need to air out that ghoul of yours. He smells pretty ripe. 258 NHMYRON That ghoul radioactive? 259 NHMYRON Rub a skunk on your ghoul so it smells better, OK? 265 NHMYRON Are we going to do something sometime soon? 266 NHMYRON Let's get more women in this chicken-shit outfit. 267 NHMYRON Could we go somewhere where there's more women? 268 NHMYRON You should be glad I'm with you to point out all your stupid mistakes. 375 NHMYRON Hey, I'm dying over here! Give me a stimpack already! 376 NHMYRON Is this my blood? 377 NHMYRON Medic! 378 NHMYRON Owwwww. Fuck! Owwwww, that hurts! 379 NHMYRON Ow! That smarts! 380 NHMYRON Owwwwwwww Owwwww Ow. Ow. Ow? 381 NHMYRON Owwww. Wish SOMEONE would patch these wounds. 390 NHMYRON Give me a goddamn stimpack before I pass out! 391 NHMYRON Give me a damn stimpack! I'm going into shock! 392 NHMYRON Somebody give me some first aid, fast! I'm dying here! 400 NHMYRON Whoa�I'm feeling a little weak� 401 NHMYRON Let's see�I'm nauseous�palpitations�fever. Most likely poison. 402 NHMYRON Uh�can't�last�much�longer�poison�spreading� 403 NHMYRON Could someone please suck this poison out? 410 NHMYRON Is that me glowing? Give me some RadX next time we dick around in radiation zones, okay? 411 NHMYRON I need some Rad-away before the radiation eats my Gnads-away. 412 NHMYRON Why don't we just drink the radioactive goo next time? At least we'll die faster! 413 NHMYRON I could power New Reno with all the radiation in my body. 414 NHMYRON I'm glowing brighter than New Reno at midnight. Anybody got some Rad-away? 415 NHMYRON Great. A little radiation, and I'm a human flashlight. 416 NHMYRON Somebody let me hold the Rad-Away. I won't use all of it. I promise. 425 NHMYRON Why don't we go back to the first level of the dungeon where all the kobolds are? 426 NHMYRON Good thing playing D&D all those years taught me a few things about courage. 427 NHMYRON Pass the Buffout. I think I'm going to need it soon. 428 NHMYRON Great place. Great place to visit. How about we keep our stay short? 429 NHMYRON Oh, this is MUCH better than being in some cozy whorehouse. 430 NHMYRON Let's get in, get out, all right? 431 NHMYRON How about we visit this place later? 432 NHMYRON Why the hell are we here? 433 NHMYRON This place ain't doing much for my morale. 434 NHMYRON I say we send ol' Bonenose to check out the area. Alone. 435 NHMYRON Why don't we send ol' Bone-nose out to scout the area? 445 NHMYRON Why don't we send ol' Marcus out to scout the area? 446 NHMYRON I say we send Marcus out to check out this area. Alone. 447 NHMYRON Pass the Buffout. I think I'm going to need it soon. 448 NHMYRON Why don't we go back to the first level of the dungeon where all the kobolds are? 449 NHMYRON Good thing playing D&D all those years taught me a few things about courage. 450 NHMYRON Great place. Great place to visit. How about we keep our stay short? 451 NHMYRON Oh, this is MUCH better than being in some cozy whorehouse. 452 NHMYRON Let's get in, get out, all right? 453 NHMYRON How about we visit this place later? 454 NHMYRON Why the hell are we here? 455 NHMYRON This place ain't doing much for my morale. 456 NHMYRON Let's send ol' Lenny to check out this area. Alone. 457 NHMYRON Why don't we send ol' Lenny out to scout the area? 465 NHMYRON Hey, thanks. I could use a little pick me up. 466 NHMYRON Nothing like a strict chem regimen to keep my mind limber. 467 NHMYRON This doesn't mean we're married, does it? 468 NHMYRON Got any weed? 469 NHMYRON Let me hold the stimpacks, okay? 470 NHMYRON Ahhhhhhhhh. 471 NHMYRON Ooooooohhh. Aaaaaaaah. Mmmmmm. 472 NHMYRON I love it when you do that. 473 NHMYRON Chems make me feel all pixellated. 485 NHMYRON Hey, don't use that shit on me! Save it for reliants! 486 NHMYRON Look, I don't want to fly, and you don't either. Bury that shit somewhere. 487 NHMYRON Why don't you give that shit to ol' Bone-nose? 495 NHMYRON Why don't you give that shit to ol' Marcus? 496 NHMYRON Hey, don't use that shit on me! Save it for reliants! 497 NHMYRON Man, I don't want to fly and you don't either. Bury that shit somewhere. 498 NHMYRON Why don't you give that shit to ol' Lenny? 505 NHMYRON All right, all right. I'm on it. 506 NHMYRON Stand back, idiot. I'll figure it out. 507 NHMYRON This looks simple. Stand back, all right? 508 NHMYRON No problem. 509 NHMYRON Time for the ol' 'magic fingers' routine� 515 NHMYRON Bingo! 516 NHMYRON Eureka! 517 NHMYRON Fuckin' Ay! 518 NHMYRON Myron does it again. Crowd goes wild! 519 NHMYRON Hey, I found something. 520 NHMYRON All done. Fineto. 521 NHMYRON Easier than riding a bicycle. Or your mother! Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! 522 NHMYRON Yes. Myron is -- the Science God. 523 NHMYRON Beep. Myron has used the SCIENCE skill successfully. 530 NHMYRON Nothing. 531 NHMYRON Nada. 532 NHMYRON No luck. 533 NHMYRON Crap! I tried everything� 534 NHMYRON I can't do anything with this. 535 NHMYRON I didn't find out anything. This time. 536 NHMYRON Maybe with some mentats I could pull this off�mmmm. Mentats. 537 NHMYRON My skill ain't high enough. Spend some skill points on me, then I'll try again. Ha-Ha. 538 NHMYRON I didn't learn anything. 539 NHMYRON I can't make a successful Science Roll under these conditions. 540 NHMYRON Beep. Myron has used the SCIENCE skill unsuccessfully. 550 NHMYRON All right, all right! Stop pushing! 551 NHMYRON You better stop pushing me, or I'll...well, just stop pushing me. 552 NHMYRON Well, excuuuuuuse me. 553 NHMYRON All right. But next time, YOU get out of MY way. 554 NHMYRON I was here first. But have it your way. 560 NHMYRON Don't need to tell me twice. 561 NHMYRON I could use some womanly healing, know what I mean? 562 NHMYRON Ahhhhhhh. Good thing stimpacks aren't too habit-forming. 563 NHMYRON Oooooh, yeah. Good thing stimpacks aren't too habit-forming. 570 NHMYRON Don't inject me with that shit. I'm fine, okay? 571 NHMYRON Stop mothering me. I'm all right. 572 NHMYRON Hey, don't sweat it. I'm fine. But let me hold the stimpacks anyway. 580 NHMYRON Hey, let me join you again! C'mon! 581 NHMYRON I'm sorry I was being such a jerk. Give me another chance. 582 NHMYRON I'm getting sick of waiting around for you. 583 NHMYRON I'm so bored. C'mon, let me hang out with you. 584 NHMYRON I wish I'd brought a book. 585 NHMYRON I'm NOT going to wait for you much longer. 590 NHMYRON So...is Miria really your wife? 591 NHMYRON Miria's kinda cute. Can I...well, you know�how about it? 592 NHMYRON Your wife suuuure is a looker. 593 NHMYRON So...you and Miria. Are you two serious, or...? 594 NHMYRON So...you and Miria. Are you both free to see other people, or....? 595 NHMYRON You wanna swap wives? You can have mine as soon as I get one. 600 NHMYRON Ready to go? 605 NHMYRON Why the hell are we HERE? 606 NHMYRON Everybody in this town needs an enema. 607 NHMYRON Being in Vault City makes me�disgruntled. 608 NHMYRON What is it about Vault City that makes me want to crap? 609 NHMYRON When are we going back to Reno? 615 NHMYRON So you finally came around, huh? I knew you would. You need me. 616 NHMYRON So you finally came around, huh, beautiful? I knew you would. All right, I'll join up with you again. 617 NHMYRON Yeah, what? Can'tcha see I'm thinking here? 618 NHMYRON So you finally wise up, beautiful? Finally realize that I'm the only one for you? 619 NHMYRON You don't look too good, Myron. Heal yourself. 620 NHMYRON Wait here until I, uh, come back. 621 NHMYRON Put that weapon away before you hurt yourself. 622 NHMYRON Keep close to me. 623 NHMYRON Put a little distance between us, Myron. 624 NHMYRON Spread out a bit, Myron. It's best for both of us. 625 NHMYRON I had some questions� 626 NHMYRON Not now, Myron. I had some questions� 627 NHMYRON All right, then. Hurry up and let's go. 628 NHMYRON No, you keep waiting here. I'll be back. I promise. 629 NHMYRON I'll let you get back to doing nothing then. 630 NHMYRON Myron, your hand is the only "one" for you. 640 NHMYRON It's around on Golgotha somewhere...I'll let you know when I see it. 641 NHMYRON All right, Myron. 645 NHMYRON Yeah. What's on your mind? 646 NHMYRON Tell me about Jet. 647 NHMYRON Can you make any Chems? 648 NHMYRON You don't look in top shape, Myron. Try and patch yourself up. 650 NHMYRON Where was that Mordino stash you were talking about? 655 NHMYRON Ah, my finest little addiction. What about it? 656 NHMYRON We've been over this. I'm not here to be your memory. 657 NHMYRON We've been over this. Look, I'll be your love slave, beautiful, but I ain't gonna be your memory. 658 NHMYRON How did you create it? 659 NHMYRON Is there any cure for it? 660 NHMYRON Can you make me some Jet? 661 NHMYRON You'll be a corpse if you don't answer my questions. How did you create Jet? 662 NHMYRON Cut the shit, Myron. Is there any cure for Jet? 664 NHMYRON I'd sooner lance a boil with my tongue than let you be my sex slave, Myron. 665 NHMYRON Myron, 'love slave' is the last thing that crosses my mind when I think of you. 666 NHMYRON I was thinking of using you more as a practice dummy than a love slave, actually. 667 NHMYRON I'd sooner kiss Sulik than let you be my love slave. Uh�no offense, Sulik. 668 NHMYRON I'd sooner kiss Marcus than let you be my love slave. Uh�no offense, Marcus. 669 NHMYRON Nevermind, Myron. 680 NHMYRON Uh, in my lab. Next question? 681 NHMYRON HOW did you develop it, smart guy? 682 NHMYRON Forget this. Different topic� 683 NHMYRON I can see where this is going. Nevermind, Myron. 690 NHMYRON Ah, Christ. Well...when I came across the Mordino family way back when, they were farming peyote cacti and trying to sell it to tourists as the 'Reno experience.' Total bullshit. 691 NHMYRON Go on. 692 NHMYRON Forget this. I had some other questions� 693 NHMYRON Forget I mentioned it. 700 NHMYRON I mean, peyote? C'mon. It isn't even half the strength of, say, old school LSD. 701 NHMYRON Uh, about the Jet --? 710 NHMYRON Plus, a peyote trip is too long. The profit's in fast turn around and high addiction. Like, uh, barbitutates before the Big One, y'know? 711 NHMYRON I hope this is leading somewhere. 712 NHMYRON If you say so. 713 NHMYRON Barbiturates�like old school cocaine, crank, all that? 714 NHMYRON You mean barbiturates�like old school cocaine, crank, all that? 716 NHMYRON Nevermind, Myron. I don't have time for your long-winded bullshit. 725 NHMYRON Right. Can I finish? 5725 NHMYRON Fine, fine. What was the problem with making barbiturates? 726 NHMYRON Problem is, in the new climate, we can't grow most of the veggies needed for the best drugs. 727 NHMYRON You just like hearing yourself talk, right? 728 NHMYRON I'm with you. 729 NHMYRON You mean 'veggies' as in coca plants, opium poppies, that sort of thing. 740 NHMYRON Couldn't grow coca plants, opium poppies -- and man did we try -- so we figured our best bet was shrooms. 741 NHMYRON Right, sherlock. And we tried -- so we figured our best bet was shrooms. 5741 NHMYRON Why? 742 NHMYRON You can grow 'em if you use plenty o' brahmin shit as fertilizer. 743 NHMYRON Speaking of plenty of shit...Go on. 744 NHMYRON OK... 755 NHMYRON Plus, hallucinogens have low overhead, so I start experimenting with derivatives of lysergic acid diethylamide and psilocybin. Still� 756 NHMYRON Still...? 765 NHMYRON Still, I really wanted to whip up a hard-hitter that didn't rely on veggie extracts. Man, was I an idiot, 'cause the answer turned out to BE the extracts, or, more precisely, what they were growing IN. 766 NHMYRON You don't really care what I say, do you? You just love telling your story. 767 NHMYRON How do you mean? 775 NHMYRON See, old Jesus Mordino wanted something that the Redding miners would get addicted to fast AND make them work harder. So, I said, 'no prob,' right? 776 NHMYRON What was that about Redding? 777 NHMYRON What was that about Redding, again? 778 NHMYRON Right. Go on. 779 NHMYRON Yeah, no prob. 790 NHMYRON Well, wasn't too hard to come up with a good upper. A sample of that pre-war protein extract, corrupt it and bam -- decent amphetamine. 791 NHMYRON Explain to me about Redding, again? 792 NHMYRON Uh, "protein extract?" 800 NHMYRON Redding? Town full o' gold diggers. Mordino wants to control it all. So he comes to me in his wheezing voice and says, 'Myron, Myron, make me something that'll give me Redding.' 801 NHMYRON And you say� 810 NHMYRON And I say, 'okay, what timeframe we looking at?' He goes - of course - 'yesterday.' Crime lords. Want everything done fast and sloppy. Least they don't have a marketing department. 811 NHMYRON I see. Go back to talking about Jet production. 820 NHMYRON Before the Big One some meat companies were experimenting with a cheap protein extract for growing food, but they had to ditch it. One little skin bacteria contaminates it, and it's all screwed. 821 NHMYRON Screwed? How? 830 NHMYRON The contaminated version acted like an amphetamine when ingested. Little side effect. Don't ask. It's, uh, technical. 831 NHMYRON So�did you somehow get a hold of this protein extract? 840 NHMYRON I didn't have to. When they first screwed up, they contaminated tons of that shit. And rather than ditch it, they fed it to their brahmin herds to try and recoup their losses. 841 NHMYRON Uh, okay... 842 NHMYRON This better be going somewhere, Myron. 843 NHMYRON So you used brahmin shit as fertilizer for the shrooms, except the pre-war protein contamination gives whatever shrooms grown in brahmin shit�certain extra ingredients? 850 NHMYRON Close... 5851 NHMYRON Yes...? 851 NHMYRON See, we start experimenting with the brahmin shit as fertilizer for the shrooms, except get this; then, we noticed the slaves working fertilizer vats were getting high from the fumes� 853 NHMYRON So the fumes were enough to produce the effect? 860 NHMYRON Riiiight... 5861 NHMYRON I thought so. 861 NHMYRON By putting tons of brahmin shit in the vats, we found out that the fumes give more than enough of a kick. Eureka. Literally. 'Course, we had to test to get the mix right� 862 NHMYRON Uh, how much testing? 863 NHMYRON How much testing exactly? 865 NHMYRON Nevermind, Myron. 866 NHMYRON This sounds like a load of crap�literally. It doesn't sound like you know anything about chem manufacture. "Brahmin Shit Fumes?" Please. I've heard enough. 870 NHMYRON Hmmm...about a hundred slaves? Mostly heart attacks, cerebral hemorrhages, psychotic episodes...that sort of thing. 871 NHMYRON Are you insane? You killed a hundred human beings just for chem testing?! 872 NHMYRON Figures�Jet can be pretty powerful stuff. Least nobody important died. Still, hard to believe you killed that many, though� 873 NHMYRON I see. Look, I had some other questions... 880 NHMYRON Well, not on purpose. I mean, slaves are expensive. Still, we made the money back in the first few months, so the Mordino Family wasn't too pissed at me. 881 NHMYRON I think you and I are going to get along, Myron. Ends justify the means. Say, I had some other questions� 882 NHMYRON Myron, you are lower than a snake's shadow. Killing humans for chem testing�that's the coldest thing I've ever heard. 883 NHMYRON Myron, you killed over a hundred humans beings for the sake of chem testing? Did you get your conscience lobotomized when you were a kid? 884 NHMYRON Tell me about it. Slave prices keep going up. If humans only bred faster. Anyway, I had some other questions� 885 NHMYRON I�see. Look, I had some other questions� 886 NHMYRON I think I've heard enough. 887 NHMYRON Oh, well, THAT makes it all right, then. I've heard enough. I'm out of here. 890 NHMYRON You getting bent at me over a bunch of slaves? Hey, we had to make sure Jet wouldn't kill our customers. 891 NHMYRON You have a point, Myron. I had some other questions� 893 NHMYRON Oh, well, THAT makes it all right, then. Congratulations, Myron. You have hit the lowest common denominator possible for a human being. I'm out of here. 894 NHMYRON Sounds sensible. Maybe we'll talk later. 900 NHMYRON How quaint. A cure. Sure. You go cold turkey. Course, I made sure that was a reeeal difficult option with Jet. 901 NHMYRON Beautiful, look. This is drug addiction, not an STD. Only cure is to go cold turkey, heh heh, and that's a reeeal difficult option with Jet. 902 NHMYRON How did you create Jet? 903 NHMYRON Myron, you're a pretty smart fella. Consider it a challenge. What would it take to make a cure for Jet? 910 NHMYRON Ah for fuck's sake, it can't be done, all right? It's a goddamn drug, not a bacterial infection. 911 NHMYRON It's basically a highly habitual meta-amphetamine, right? Couldn't you use a nervous system suppressant to break the reliance? 913 NHMYRON Nevermind, Myron. Forget I asked. 920 NHMYRON Nice try, no dice. Jet ain't blocked that easy. Once it's in your system, it ain't coming out. 921 NHMYRON What about using some kind of endorphin blocker? That would repress the chemical and psychological addition, wouldn't it? 924 NHMYRON Nevermind then. 930 NHMYRON Kee-rist. That has got to be the dumbest...hmmmm... 931 NHMYRON Well? 940 NHMYRON Well...maybe it would work, but I'm pretty sure Jet would just chew right through that shit. Now wh-wh-why the hell are we even talking about this?! Wh-where would you get your hands on endorphine blockers anyway? 941 NHMYRON You tell me, Myron. You're a bright guy. 950 NHMYRON Maybe Vault City. They have a pretty good medical warehouse. A lot of old pre-holocaust bases also used to stock them to prevent combat drug addiction. 951 NHMYRON Why don't we try Vault City? 952 NHMYRON Pre-holocaust bases? Where? 954 NHMYRON All right. Maybe I can find some somewhere. 960 NHMYRON Ha! You'd have better luck convincing a radscorpion to part with its tail than get Vault City to give up anything. 961 NHMYRON What about those pre-holocaust bases? Where are those? 962 NHMYRON Yeah, maybe. Look, I had some other questions... 963 NHMYRON No harm in trying. 970 NHMYRON Do I look like a cartographer? You want to scour the desert for them, you go right ahead. 971 NHMYRON What about Vault City? 973 NHMYRON Thanks for nothing, Myron. 974 NHMYRON I just might do that. 980 NHMYRON Oooh...with a wit like that, you're sure to wise up and go for me, beautiful. You'll see. 981 NHMYRON Whatever. How did you create Jet? 983 NHMYRON Yeah, we'll see. Can you make me some Jet? 985 NHMYRON Forget I asked anything, Myron. 990 NHMYRON Wha-a-a-are you fucking serious? Whoa, whoa, hey, hey...you keep me around, I'll do you a favor. Huh? Wh-Whadda ya say? 991 NHMYRON Like what kind of favor? 992 NHMYRON Forget favors. Now buzz off, you annoying pest. 993 NHMYRON Forget favors. Now wait here, you annoying pest. 994 NHMYRON Forget I said anything. You can stay. 1005 NHMYRON Hoh! Oh, so-o-o what was that, like tribal humor? Yea, hardy-har-har. Pretty fucking funny. 1006 NHMYRON Yeah, we tribals are famous for it. Let's get going. 1010 NHMYRON Okay! Okay! I'll wait here. Phew! You could show me a little more respect, you know. I am MYRON. 1020 NHMYRON I've heard of a secret building with lots of strange vegetation around it. If I'm with you, I can point it out on a map. 1021 NHMYRON Could be I know one of Mordino's little stashes in Golgotha outside of Reno. Lotsa chips. Lotsa drugs. Just gotta keep me around. 1022 NHMYRON I'll...I'll carry more of your stuff! No hassles when you ask me to make drugs! Just keep me around, okay? 1023 NHMYRON Okay. You can stay. 1026 NHMYRON Forget it, Myron. Wait here until I get back. 1035 NHMYRON "Can I make drugs?" I'm Myron. Whaddya need? 1036 NHMYRON Hey, can't get enough, huh? Whaddya need? 1037 NHMYRON An antidote for radscorpion venom. 1038 NHMYRON Some jet. 1039 NHMYRON Some stimpacks. 1040 NHMYRON Can you make super stimpacks? 1041 NHMYRON Nothing. I had some other questions� 1042 NHMYRON Nevermind. 1050 NHMYRON Uhm, I'm gonna need some radscorpion venom sacs first. Ironic, in'it? 1051 NHMYRON Oh, well, I'd looove to, beautiful, but I need radscorpion tails. Oh, well. 1052 NHMYRON Can you make any other chems? 1053 NHMYRON Forget it then. I had some questions� 1060 NHMYRON Hmmm, Shouldn't be too hard. How many bottles of antidote you want? 1061 NHMYRON Ah, for cryin' out loud. Ever think it might be easier to just stay away from the friggin' scorpions in the first place, genius? How many you want this time?! 1062 NHMYRON Anything for you, beautiful. He-ha! How many you want? 1063 NHMYRON Just one. 1065 NHMYRON Three's a charm. 1066 NHMYRON Make antidote out of all the tails that we have. They aren't good for much else. 1067 NHMYRON Forget it. Can you make any other chems? 1068 NHMYRON None; I've changed my mind. I had some questions� 1081 NHMYRON Done. Here you go. 1082 NHMYRON There. That's it. No more of that shit, all right? Next time, go find some backwater medicine man to do it. 1083 NHMYRON Done. Here you go, beautiful. 1085 NHMYRON Thanks. Look, I had some questions� 1086 NHMYRON Thanks, Myron. You're a real sport. 1095 NHMYRON Sorry, ain't got the "raw materials" I need...don't really wanna get 'em, either. 1097 NHMYRON Forget it then. I had some other questions� 1098 NHMYRON All right. Thanks a bunch, Myron. 1105 NHMYRON Piece of cake. How many packs you want? 1106 NHMYRON Hey, genius. Ever cross your mind that it might be easier just to stay outta trouble, huh? OK, how many? 1107 NHMYRON Just tell me how much and where you want it, beautiful. 1111 NHMYRON Make as many stimpacks as you can from what we're carrying. 1113 NHMYRON Can you make super stimpacks? 1114 NHMYRON Forget it. I had some questions... 1125 NHMYRON Sorry, we just ain't got what I need to whip up a stim. Let's see: You'll need some xander root�some rockflower...and an empty hypo. 1126 NHMYRON Can you make some other chems? 1127 NHMYRON If you can make stimpacks, couldn't you make some super stimpacks? 1128 NHMYRON All right then. I had some questions... 1135 NHMYRON Of course I could�'cept we ain't got what I need. Some of that mutated fruit for the citric acid�a splash a' Nuka Cola...and a normal stim pack. 1145 NHMYRON Repeat after me: Myron's a genius. How many packs you want? 1146 NHMYRON How about. Stay. Out. Of. Trouble? Nevermind, obviously too tough a concept. How many this time? 1147 NHMYRON Myron's your man, beautiful. How many? 1149 NHMYRON Give me two. 1151 NHMYRON Make as many stimpacks as you can from what we're carrying. 1170 NHMYRON Who're you an' how the hell did you get in here? Wh-where are those jackass guards? 1171 NHMYRON Why, helll-ooooo there, beautiful. What can Myron do to, ah-uh, for you? 1172 NHMYRON Gud. Nuh-uh. 1173 NHMYRON Hell-oooooo Moron. Me 1174 NHMYRON Gud. Ded. 1175 NHMYRON Weak people watching door stop breathing when I hurt them 1176 NHMYRON Bye-bye 1177 NHMYRON Your guards are too busy being dead to be watching the door. 1178 NHMYRON I used this badge. Marjorie sent me. 1179 NHMYRON Who are you? 1180 NHMYRON You Myron? 1181 NHMYRON Easy there, tiger. Keep those hormones in check. Who are you? 1182 NHMYRON Easy there, tiger. Keep those hormones in check. You Myron? 1183 NHMYRON Sorry. I seem to have entered the wrong room. 1195 NHMYRON So. Who are you? Spill it, or I'll have the guards BEAT it out of you. 1196 NHMYRON Your guards are too dead to do much of anything. Got any other questions, you little shit? 1197 NHMYRON Who are you? 1198 NHMYRON You Myron? 1199 NHMYRON I think I'll just go take a walk out of here. Nice meeting you. 1205 NHMYRON Great. One of the mental midgets from upstairs. Look, I ain't got much here, but you can, tuh-tuh-take whatever you want. 1206 NHMYRON WAN YOU DED 1207 NHMYRON Wan Ull. Now. 1208 NHMYRON Hoo yoo? Yoo FREN of 6208 NHMYRON ? 1209 NHMYRON Byeeeee 1215 NHMYRON Sure! You bet! Uh, here you go. Here's all of it. Now uh, you go back to your stall now, okay? 1216 NHMYRON Nuh-uh. Kill. 1217 NHMYRON Hoo yoo? Yoo FRIEND of 6218 NHMYRON go 1225 NHMYRON Abso-fucking-lutely! Heh, you bet! You and I are gonna be the best of friends, okay? 1226 NHMYRON Lie? 6226 NHMYRON KILL 1227 NHMYRON Fren give ull 1235 NHMYRON Of course you are. Have a seat on the bed. Can I get you a drink, maybe a little...Jet? 1236 NHMYRON Sit. Drenk. 1237 NHMYRON Yoo fren? 1245 NHMYRON Excellent...here you go. A little drink - help you re-lax, y'know what I mean? 1246 NHMYRON Drenk 1247 NHMYRON Yoo 6247 NHMYRON s fren? 1255 NHMYRON Uh, hey, hey, hey! Wait a minute! Stay - have a drink first! We can talk, be friends. You DO want us to be friends, right? 6256 NHMYRON drenk 6257 NHMYRON fren? 1265 NHMYRON I'm suuure we'll be friends. 1266 NHMYRON Wan fren. 1267 NHMYRON Fren. Giv ull. No owww. 1275 NHMYRON Now, you just relax, sweetmeat� 1276 NHMYRON Okeezzzzzzz Zznnzznn Zzznnnzzzz 1285 NHMYRON Hmmmm. You must have the constitution of a Brahmin. Get outta here, beautiful. 6287 NHMYRON go. 1295 NHMYRON Guards ain't worth the chips you pay for 'em...well, my retarded friend, we've been introduced, so why don't you GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE NOW! 1296 NHMYRON OW EARS. KILL. 1297 NHMYRON Nuh fren? 6298 NHMYRON go, 1305 NHMYRON Yeah, you bet, pal. 1306 NHMYRON Yeah, you bet, honey. 1307 NHMYRON You and me - friends for ever n' ever. Or the next injection. NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! 1308 NHMYRON NUH FREN. KILL. 1309 NHMYRON Fren giv ull. No oww. 1325 NHMYRON God-DAMN it! I told Jesus those two morons couldn't guard a stone! So uh, you iced them, huh? Gonna kill me, too? 1326 NHMYRON Whoa. Hot and deadly! So you iced them, huh? You gonna kill me, too? 1327 NHMYRON I'm thinking about it. You got something to convince me otherwise�kid? 1328 NHMYRON Not unless you do something stupid. Who are you? 1329 NHMYRON Not unless you do something stupid. You Myron? 1330 NHMYRON Yeah, why not? I ain't killed anyone since I started this conversation. 1331 NHMYRON Not now. Maybe later. 1345 NHMYRON Sure, pal. 1346 NHMYRON Sure, lady. 1347 NHMYRON You bet, beautiful. 1348 NHMYRON I-I can give you drugs. You lookin' to fly? 1349 NHMYRON Actually, I want everything you have. Hand it over, and I'll let you live. 1350 NHMYRON Sure. Give me all the chems you got. 1351 NHMYRON I don't want anything right now. Maybe later. 1365 NHMYRON All right, all right. Here you go. Now will you leave me alone? 1366 NHMYRON No. Who are you? 1367 NHMYRON No. You Myron? 1368 NHMYRON Sure. For now�I may be back, though. 1375 NHMYRON M-maybe. W-who the hell are you? 1376 NHMYRON Say, you one of Mordino's new whores or just a big fan of Myron? Ooh, you got a name to go with those legs, beautiful? 1377 NHMYRON Who the hell are you? 1378 NHMYRON I'm someone who's been looking for someone like you, beautiful. And you are...? 1379 NHMYRON . 6379 NHMYRON I'm 1380 NHMYRON I'm just a traveler passing through. 1381 NHMYRON I'm someone who's in the wrong room. Later. 1395 NHMYRON That so? Why are you here? Huh? Thought you could hit Myron up for some free drugs? 1396 NHMYRON Whatever, beautiful. Want some drugs to break the ice, or should we just get down to some mattress dancing? 1397 NHMYRON I would, but I don't have ten seconds to spare right now. What chems are you talking about? 1398 NHMYRON Chems? Like what? 1399 NHMYRON I'm definitely in the wrong room. Pardon me. 1405 NHMYRON Hey stupid! Jet, mother fucker, Jet! Yer talkin' to its maker. Its creator. Its...God. 1406 NHMYRON Are you stupid? Jet, bitch, Jet! Yer talkin' to its maker. Its creator. Its...God. 1407 NHMYRON You ever heard of Jet, beautiful? Well, yer talkin' to its maker. Its creator. Its...God. 1408 NHMYRON Bullshit. You didn't make Jet. 1409 NHMYRON You made Jet? 1410 NHMYRON You made Jet? No way! That stuff is making a KILLING on the streets! 1411 NHMYRON Big deal. I'm out of here. 1412 NHMYRON Your mother must be proud. Later, kid. 1413 NHMYRON Really? Interesting. I have to go now. 1425 NHMYRON I did so make Jet! What, you think this lab is for show? 1426 NHMYRON Sorry to prove you wrong, beautiful, but look around. This lab ain't just for show. 1427 NHMYRON All right. MAYBE you did make Jet. 1428 NHMYRON Why did you make Jet? 1430 NHMYRON Your mother must be proud. I'm out of here. 1445 NHMYRON Damn right I did! I make the shit everybody wants and can't get enough of. 1455 NHMYRON "Why?" 'Cause I could. Family Mordino needed a product, Myron makes a product, Mordino makes Myron happy...at least as happy as they're able. Nice lil' circle o' love, huh? 1456 NHMYRON How did you make Jet? 1457 NHMYRON As happy as they're able?' Are you happy here? 1458 NHMYRON How about I suggest a new circle to you? Mordino doesn't know talent when they see it - I do. 1459 NHMYRON Yeah, great. I have to be going now. 1465 NHMYRON Ha, you wouldn't understand. It's WAY above you. 1466 NHMYRON Don't you worry your pretty little head about it, beautiful. I can give you something else for your head to work on. 1467 NHMYRON You happy here? 1468 NHMYRON Yeah, I guess an idiot like me couldn't be expected to understand the process of manufacturing a hallucinogenic-amphetamine hybrid like Jet, huh? 1469 NHMYRON Yeah, I guess a bimbo like me couldn't be expected to understand the process of manufacturing a hallucinogenic-amphetamine hybrid like Jet, huh? 1472 NHMYRON I think you'd be surprised about how much I know about your amateurish hallucinogenic-amphetamine hybrid. I'm not convinced a child like you didn't just STUMBLE across it, Myron. 1473 NHMYRON Well, thanks for making the effort, Myron. I have to be going now. 1485 NHMYRON Pretty much. They give me whores, cash, drugs. My own lab. The creative freedom I need to make magic, but, well...no, naw, it's a good gig. 1486 NHMYRON Well what? Are they treating you right? 1487 NHMYRON Good to hear it, Myron. I have to be going now. 1495 NHMYRON Well, see, the Mordinos don't show Myron the R-E-S-P-E-C-T, right? I tell 'em what they should be doing, they say 'shut up, Myron' or 'go back to the lab, Myron.' Bastards. 1496 NHMYRON Maybe I could help you. You want to ditch this town? Travel with me, and then the Mordinos will wake up to how valuable you are and quick. 1497 NHMYRON You're too valuable to be here, Myron. You should leave. 1498 NHMYRON Too bad, Myron. I have to be going now. 1505 NHMYRON They've forgotten I'M the reason they control Reno AND the reason why Redding'll be sucking at their tit in a few months. Most Mordinos got more hair on their butt than brain cells, y'know what I'm saying? 1506 NHMYRON Uh, I said, maybe I could help you... 1507 NHMYRON You're definitely too valuable to be here, Myron...you should leave, like I was saying. 1509 NHMYRON I'm beginning to see why they don't listen to you. 1510 NHMYRON You bet, Myron. I have to be going now. 1515 NHMYRON And another thing: The Mordinos can't get it through their skulls that I ain't interested in purifying Jet. It does what it's supposed to do. I want to make NEW drugs, not re-tool old ones, y'know? 1516 NHMYRON I can help you. Why don't you ditch this town, travel with me, and then the Mordinos will wake up to how valuable you are. 1517 NHMYRON You're absolutely right. You're too valuable to be here, Myron! You should leave! 1518 NHMYRON What was that stuff you were saying about Redding? 1525 NHMYRON Hmm....their boy wonder leaving town. Ha. That'd wake 'em up. Yeah. 6525 NHMYRON Sure would. I'd make them see what they'd really lost. 1526 NHMYRON I like that. 1527 NHMYRON I like the way you think, beautiful. 1528 NHMYRON So where we headed? 1529 NHMYRON So where we headed, beautiful? 1530 NHMYRON Just follow me. 1531 NHMYRON Then come with me. 1532 NHMYRON Hold on a minute. I haven't said yes yet. What can you do, Myron? I can't just have anyone traveling with me. I got standards. 1533 NHMYRON First off, what are you good at, Myron? 1534 NHMYRON Nowhere yet. Say, I had some more questions� 1535 NHMYRON Nowhere yet, Myron. I'll be back for you, though. 1545 NHMYRON Naw, you look full up. Whydoncha ditch the tribal. Looks like he takes being a bone-head too seriously. 1546 NHMYRON Naw, you look full up. And Myron doesn't hang with mutant trash. Ah-heh, no offense, big guy. 1547 NHMYRON Uh, naw, you look full up. And uh, Myron doesn't hang with ghouls. Never know when they're gunna drop a body part on your shoe. 1548 NHMYRON Naw, I don't want to hang out with another family. The Mordinos were enough. Lose some baggage, and then come talk to me. 1549 NHMYRON Yeah, right. Flies wouldn't follow you if you were covered in shit. Huh, forget it. 1550 NHMYRON All right then. Well, I have some other questions� 1551 NHMYRON Pretty enlightened attitude. I'll think about it, Myron. 1552 NHMYRON No, he's worth at least two of you. Later, kid. 1553 NHMYRON Kid, your ego just wrote a check your body can't cash. Get ready to die. 1554 NHMYRON They would, too! You'll see. 1555 NHMYRON Your loss, Myron. Later. 1565 NHMYRON Yeah? I'm listening... 1566 NHMYRON Maybe we can help each other. I could use a man with your skills. Why don't you ditch this town, travel with me for a while, and then the Mordinos will wake up to how valuable you are. 1567 NHMYRON Oh, forget what I said. Say, I had some other questions... 1568 NHMYRON Forget it. It wouldn't work anyway. 1575 NHMYRON All right. 1576 NHMYRON All right, beautiful. 1577 NHMYRON Why the hell not? Let's blow this popsicle stand. 1578 NHMYRON We're outta here. 1579 NHMYRON It's 106 miles to Arroyo, we got a full fusion cell, half a pack of Radaway, it's midnight, and I'm wearing a 50-year old Vault 13 jumpsuit. Let's hit it. 1585 NHMYRON Ah! What, you need Myron's resume? I'm the science guy. Know all, see all. Not to mention I can make whatever drugs you need. With the right raw materials. 1586 NHMYRON All right then, you've passed the interview. The part about the chems helped. Follow me. 1587 NHMYRON I'll think about it. I have a few more questions for you... 1588 NHMYRON Well, I'll think about it...it's just that, well, no offense, but science guys have a notorious reputation for being near worthless in combat. 1589 NHMYRON I'll need to think about it. I'll be back. 1595 NHMYRON Redding? Town full o' gold diggers. Mordino wants to control it all. So he comes to me in his wheezing voice and says, 'Myron, Myron, make me something that'll give me Redding.' 1596 NHMYRON And you say... 1597 NHMYRON Hmmm. I had some other questions... 1605 NHMYRON And I say, 'okay, what timeframe we looking at?' He goes - of course - 'yesterday.' Crime lords. Want everything done fast and sloppy. At least they don't have a marketing department. 1615 NHMYRON Yeah. Why? You gonna try and prove me wrong, pal? 1616 NHMYRON Yeah. Why? You gonna try and prove me wrong, lady? 1617 NHMYRON Yeah? But hey, don't get all defensive on me, beautiful. You weren't built for brains, y'know? 5616 NHMYRON Sure am. Try me. 5617 NHMYRON I think I could show you a thing or two. 1618 NHMYRON I've forgotten more about pharmaceutical research than you'll ever know. 1619 NHMYRON Is there any cure for Jet? 1620 NHMYRON Fine. Then how did you make Jet? 1621 NHMYRON First off, answer me this: how did you make a hybrid hallucinogen-amphetamine? Jet seems to have some�unique properties. 1623 NHMYRON Forget it. I had some other questions� 1624 NHMYRON Forget this. I'm outta here. 1625 NHMYRON Kiss my ass, you arrogant shit. I'm outta here. 1635 NHMYRON Amateurish? Ama-amateurish?! Jet's pure genius, and don't you forget it! And I didn't stumble across it, I MADE it. 1636 NHMYRON I don't believe you. Show me the process. 1637 NHMYRON Whatever, kid. I'm out of here. 1645 NHMYRON Two words: brahmin shit. 1646 NHMYRON That what you use to grow the hallucinogen in? 1647 NHMYRON You use brahmin shit as fertilizer to grow the Jet crop, right? What about it? 1648 NHMYRON Don't want to tell me? Fine. Then I have some other questions� 1649 NHMYRON All right then. I can see where this is going. Nevermind. 1655 NHMYRON Very good. And that's all yer ever gonna learn, pal. You wanna know, you figure it out. 1656 NHMYRON Very good. And that's all yer ever gonna learn, lady. You wanna know, you figure it out. 1657 NHMYRON Very good, beautiful. But that's all yer ever gonna learn, so don't trouble your pretty little head about it. Enough talk: why don't you and me, uh, hehh... 1658 NHMYRON So the brahmin shit has some chemical properties that stimulate the human nervous system? 1659 NHMYRON I just might. I had some other questions� 1660 NHMYRON -- talk some more? Excellent! I had some questions� 1661 NHMYRON Fine. I have to be going. 1662 NHMYRON Uh, why don't you and me talk later? Good idea. See you. 1675 NHMYRON You sure do ask a lot of goddamn questions. The answer is yeah, maybe...say, wh-where did you learn all this stuff anyway? You from Vault City or something? 1676 NHMYRON To answer your question, yeah...MAYBE. Where did YOU learn all this stuff? 1677 NHMYRON Not exactly. I just pick this stuff up. It's pretty easy, really. 1678 NHMYRON No. Look, I had some other questions� 1679 NHMYRON Vault City. Where's that? 1680 NHMYRON I'll let you wonder. You already told me everything I need to know. 1685 NHMYRON Yeah, keep mouthing off, smartass. I could oxidize circles around you. I'm a natural. Self-taught. None of that bullshit Vault City 'purer-than-thou' 'tude, see? 1686 NHMYRON Heh, huh, ha! You're a sharp one, beautiful...raven hair, teeth, claws�mmm-mmm. So you learn your shit at Vault City or what? 1687 NHMYRON I didn't learn at Vault City. I just pick this stuff up. It's pretty easy, really. 1689 NHMYRON I had some other questions� 1695 NHMYRON What didja wanna know? 1696 NHMYRON Tell me about this place. 1697 NHMYRON Tell me about the Mordino Family. 1699 NHMYRON I'm going to go now. 1705 NHMYRON The Stables? We test new kinds o' Jet here. What about it? 1706 NHMYRON The Stables? Uh, we test new kinds o' Jet here. What about it, beautiful? 1715 NHMYRON They're my patrons. They're all right...I guess. 1716 NHMYRON Well what? Aren't they treating you all right? 1725 NHMYRON You again. So�ready to go? 1726 NHMYRON Sure, Myron. Let's get out of here. 1727 NHMYRON Hold on a minute. I haven't said yes yet. What can you do, Myron? I can't just have anyone traveling with me. I got standards. 1728 NHMYRON First off, what skills do you have Myron? 1729 NHMYRON No, not exactly. I had some questions... 1730 NHMYRON Not at the moment. Why don't you just cool your heels for a while? 1735 NHMYRON You're kind of weird...I like that. 1736 NHMYRON You're kind of weird...I like that. 1745 NHMYRON Stop mothering me. 1746 NHMYRON Owww! Hurts! It hur - oh, it. No. No, I'm pretty much okay. Stings a little. 1747 NHMYRON I'm dying over here! Gi-give me a stimpack. Or two. Or three. 1748 NHMYRON Is...that...you? Can't...see...losing...consciousness. *Cough* *Cough* Help...me... 1749 NHMYRON Hmmmm. Heal yourself again. 1753 NHMYRON Give me a little distance, Myron. 1756 NHMYRON Nevermind then. Let's go. 1757 NHMYRON Suck it up, Myron. We got a lot of ground to cover. 1765 NHMYRON Eh, excuse me. Wait for you here? Are you kidding? Tell me you're kidding. 1766 NHMYRON Stay. Here. Until. I. Come. Back. Understand? 1767 NHMYRON I'll be back. Don't sweat it. 1775 NHMYRON Aw, c'mon...fine, whatever. Still want to try out that new burst-fire technique I've been working on, though. 1776 NHMYRON Uh, this weapon? Oh...sorry about that, beautiful. It just seems to...pop out all the time, you know? 1781 NHMYRON Maybe you better back off a little, Myron. 1784 NHMYRON Not while you're hanging with me, you won't. Now let's go. 1785 NHMYRON I heard it goes off prematurely, too. Now let's go. 1795 NHMYRON Eh...all right. You ain't hitting on me, are you? 1796 NHMYRON Whatever you say, gorgeous. Rrrrooow. 1802 NHMYRON Actually, give me a lot of distance, Myron. It's best for both of us. 1804 NHMYRON When I hit you, you'll know. Now let's go. 1805 NHMYRON Calm down, Myron. Let's go. 1815 NHMYRON Well...all right. But I hear it's the guys in the middle who always get it first. 1816 NHMYRON All right, I'll just watch your ass...er...uh, back carefully. 1820 NHMYRON Actually, forget that: Stay close to me instead. 1822 NHMYRON Spread out even more, Myron. It's best for both of us. 1824 NHMYRON I'm counting on it. Now let's go. 1825 NHMYRON Greeeeat. Let's go. 1835 NHMYRON All right, I'll keep an eye on things back here. Gives me a good position to practice my burst-fire technique. 1836 NHMYRON Wha -- do I have B.O. or something?! Sheesh. 1841 NHMYRON Come a little closer, Myron. 1844 NHMYRON Whatever. Now let's go. 1845 NHMYRON If it was just your body odor, I could stand it. Let's go. 1860 NHMYRON All right. 1863 NHMYRON Kid, your ego just wrote a check your body can't cash. Get ready to die. 1866 NHMYRON Let's go. 1870 NHMYRON Mee feel oogy now. 1875 NHMYRON You have convinced Myron there might be a cure. 1880 NHMYRON That's the grave where Big Jesus' stashed those extra chips. 1885 NHMYRON You have convinced Myron to leave the Stables. 1957 NHMYRON All right, all right! Stop pushing! 1958 NHMYRON Hey, give me a break. I didn't program my A.I. 1959 NHMYRON Well, excuuuuuuse me. 1960 NHMYRON All right. But next time, YOU get out of MY way. 1961 NHMYRON I was here first. But have it YOUR way. 2091 NHMYRON You got some chips to share? I need to save some women from their virginity. 2675 NHMYRON Easy, huh? I'm the best. Twice as good as any of those Vault City pecker checkers. 2676 NHMYRON Oh yeah, you're right about that. Easier to learn than that stuff those Vault City pecker checkers would lead you to believe. 2678 NHMYRON Let it go, Mr. Insecurity. I had some other questions... 2679 NHMYRON What a wonderful command of the language you have. I'll see you later, Myron. 2685 NHMYRON A city to the northeast. Buncha "genetically pure" humans. They got their noses so high in the air they'll drown when it rains. 2686 NHMYRON Well, I didn't learn at Vault City. I just pick this stuff up. It's pretty easy, really. 2687 NHMYRON Interesting. I had some other questions... 2688 NHMYRON What a wonderful command of the language you have. I'll see you later, Myron. 2004 NHMYRON What the hell are you talking about? 2001 NHMYRON This sucks. 2033 NHMYRON Beats me. 2023 NHMYRON I'd sooner lick Marcus's balls. 2024 NHMYRON I'd sooner lick Lenny's wrinkled balls. 2025 NHMYRON I'd sooner let that cyber-dog bite off my testicles. 3000 NHMYRON Myron, I think we need to discuss...distance. 3001 NHMYRON Let's talk about your gear for a second. 3002 NHMYRON Forget I brought it up. Keep the same distance. 3003 NHMYRON I need you to take off that armor you're wearing. 3004 NHMYRON What weapons are you skilled with Myron? Any? 3005 NHMYRON Nevermind, there's something else I needed from you. 100 NIABISSF You see a safe set securely into the wall. It is closed. 150 NIABISSF You see a safe set securely into the wall. It is open. 200 NIABISSF (There is a little door in the wall. A very, very small perhsun must live inside! There is a doorknob with numbers on it in the middle of the door.) 0 NIABISSF (You examine the wall safe. It looks securely fastened into the wall and has a combination dial on the outside.) 220 NIABISSF (There is a KER-KLANK, and the safe opens.) 240 NIABISSF (You turn the dial slowly for several minutes, but you can't make out anything.) 260 NIABISSF (You don't find any traps on the safe.) 270 NIABISSF (You are turning the knob...when suddenly there is a KER-KLANK, and the door opens!) 280 NIABISSF (You turn the knob, but the tiny door won't open!) 300 NIABISSF (You don't hear anybody, and you can't see a doorbell. Maybe nobody's home.) 0 NICATPW5 {100}{}{You have learned some valuable tips on how to use energy weapons.} 100 NICROSS You see a cross. It says 'Trash.' 101 NICROSS Uh...it's a cross. 102 NICROSS Hey, somebody buried some cash beneath the cross. 100 NIDERMAL You have used the Pip Boy Lingual Enhancer. A linguistic avalanche tumbles into your brain. 0 NIF2HINT {100}{}{The book contains TONS of inside information on Fallout 2, more than enough to modify yourself for the better.} 150 NIMCGSLT You see an ugly, rust-covered slot machine. 151 NIMCGSLT You see one ugly-looking slot machine. It is covered with rust and is dented in several places, as if struck repeatedly by a heavy object. 200 NIMCGSLT *Hey there, youngst�::cough:: ::cough:: ::wheeze:: �come�::hack::�play me fer a second.* 201 NIMCGSLT *Hello thar, youngst- ::cough:: ::cough::* 202 NIMCGSLT *Hey there, young feller- ::cough:: ::hack:: ::wheeze:: �why�::hack::�doncha come place a bet?* 203 NIMCGSLT *Rattle* 204 NIMCGSLT *Clink* 205 NIMCGSLT *Thwunk* 206 NIMCGSLT *Ker-chunka-chunka* 207 NIMCGSLT *Zzzztttt* 208 NIMCGSLT *Ka-dink-thunk-snap* 209 NIMCGSLT *Ka-chuuuunk-snap-creeeeeak* 210 NIMCGSLT *Clunk* 211 NIMCGSLT *Tink-tinkety-tink* 212 NIMCGSLT *Silly sound effect* 213 NIMCGSLT *Hey there, beaut�::cough:: ::cough:: ::wheeze:: �come�::hack::�play me fer a second.* 214 NIMCGSLT *Hello thar, beauti- ::cough:: ::cough:: Dammit!* 215 NIMCGSLT *Put in a chip, pull my arm. Ah'll be nice to you. Heh-heh.* 216 NIMCGSLT *Well ain't you a pretty lil' -- ::cough:: ::hack:: ::wheeze:: Why�::hack::�doncha come play me?* 230 NIMCGSLT You see a strange dull metal box with three eyes and one arm. 235 NIMCGSLT The strange dull metal box with three eyes and one arm does not answer. 240 NIMCGSLT You grab its arm and shake it warmly. As you do, there is a sharp rattling sound! 245 NIMCGSLT (You see a slot machine. It is perhaps the ugliest slot machine you have seen in New Reno. Its handle is bent, two of its windows are broken, and there are dents all over it.) 246 NIMCGSLT Your hand quivers as you reach for your chips. (The machine continues to whisper at you in its gravely voice.) *Come on, now�::cough::�that's it�* 250 NIMCGSLT There is a ear-numbing rattling noise as the chambers spin, and� 251 NIMCGSLT NOTHING! (The machine chuckles dryly.) *Better luck next time, youngst -- ::cough:: ::cough:: ::wheeze:: 255 NIMCGSLT (The machine continues to whisper at you.) *Try again, youngster�once more for - ::cough:: ::hack:: - luck's sake.* 260 NIMCGSLT Eventually, the tumblers rattle to a stop to reveal� 261 NIMCGSLT (The machine chuckles warmly.) *That's it, youngster. I knew you cou� ::cough:: ::cough:: �do it.* 265 NIMCGSLT (The machine laughs.) *That's it, whippersnapper! I knew I still had some� ::wheeze:: �moxy left! Heh-heh!* 270 NIMCGSLT (Before you is perhaps the ugliest slot machine you have ever seen. As you stare at its ugliness in morbid fascination, suddenly a gravelly male voice whispers from the coin slot.) *Ain't seen a youngster like you around before - ::cough:: ::cough:: You looking� ::hack:: ::wheeze::� ta take a chance?* 275 NIMCGSLT *I'm still here, youngster,* the slot machine rattles. *Look, come on now�y'wanta place a bet? I ain't long fer this world.* 280 NIMCGSLT *I'm the oldest one-armed bandit in Reno. I been around damn near�::cough:: ::cough::�well, damn near forever. Starting ta show, ah'm sorry ta say. Look, you gonna bet or am I just gonna sit here n' rust?* 285 NIMCGSLT ::Cough:: ::Cough:: *Ain't got TIME ta shoot the shit with you, youngster. And you sure as hell must have more 'portant things ta do than chat with me, eh? Somethin' on yer mind?* 295 NIMCGSLT *Easy there, youngster. Stop them raindrops right now. Everythin's gon be all right, y'hear? I'm lookin' out fer you, 'kay?* 300 NIMCGSLT *Hey now, c'mon, enough of that. Take a walk, clear yer head�::cough::�help you relax. You think yer gonna be allright, youngster?* 301 NIMCGSLT I'll be all rite�thasnk fer talkin' with me, oul slot macheen 305 NIMCGSLT *Pah! No thanks needed, [X]. Now, you go out there an' give 'em HELL. Yer the only hero we got in this two-bit world of bastards an' thieves� ::cough:: ::wheeze:: ::cough::�so you be careful, hear?* 306 NIMCGSLT Shurr will -- you toooo, okayyy? 310 NIMCGSLT (As you pull the bent handle, you think you hear the machine give a relieved sigh, followed by a long silence. Just when you are about to give up on it, you hear something rattling from deep within the machine. A few seconds later, the rattling grows to a deafening roar as coins start piling out in an avalanche!) JACKPOT! 311 NIMCGSLT Collect winnings! 315 NIMCGSLT (This machine looks like it has finally given up the ghost. It looks as if paying off the jackpot was its death rattle. You can't help but feel a little sorry for it.) 320 NIMCGSLT This machine is ancient. It is a miracle it's still working. 321 NIMCGSLT You cannot work on the machine while the old man is playing it. 322 NIMCGSLT This machine is beyond repair. 323 NIMCGSLT There is nothing more that you can do with this machine. 324 NIMCGSLT This machine is ancient. It is a miracle it's still working. You tinker with it for a bit until you hear a terrible grinding noise. You suddenly decide to leave it be. 325 NIMCGSLT This machine is ancient. It is a miracle it's still working. You tinker with it for a bit, but you can't seem to fix it. 100 NIMEDICA You have used the Pip Boy Medical Enhancer. A vast amount of medical knowledge floods your brain. 100 NIMRBSF You see a safe set securely into the wall. It is closed. 150 NIMRBSF You see a safe set securely into the wall. It is open. 200 NIMRBSF (There is a little door in the wall. A very, very small perhsun must live inside! There is a doorknob with numbers on it in the middle of the door.) 0 NIMRBSF (You examine the wall safe. It looks securely fastened into the wall and has a combination dial on the outside.) 220 NIMRBSF (There is a KER-KLANK, and the safe opens.) 230 NIMRBSF (Close inspection reveals a small cube of plastic explosive set into the wall just beneath the safe, primed to go off if the user enters the wrong combination. It was covered with a thin layer of plaster to disguise it.) 240 NIMRBSF (You turn the dial slowly for several minutes, but you can't make out anything.) 250 NIMRBSF (You don't find any traps on the safe.) 260 NIMRBSF (You are turning the knob...when suddenly there is a KER-KLANK, and the door opens!) 270 NIMRBSF (You turn the knob, but the tiny door won't open!) 290 NIMRBSF (You don't hear anybody, and you can't see a doorbell. Maybe nobody's home.) 300 NIMRBSF (With surgical precision, you disarm the fuse and pull the plastic explosive from the wall. The trap is now disarmed.) 310 NIMRBSF (With surgical precision, you open the primer and adjust the tumbler combination trigger. The owner of this safe will be in for a surprise when he tries to open it again.) 100 NIMRSBSF You see a safe set securely into the wall. It is closed. 150 NIMRSBSF You see a safe set securely into the wall. It is open. 200 NIMRSBSF (There is a little door in the wall. A very, very small perhsun must live inside! There is a doorknob with numbers on it in the middle of the door.) 0 NIMRSBSF (You examine the wall safe. It looks securely fastened into the wall and has a combination dial on the outside.) 220 NIMRSBSF (There is a KER-KLANK, and the safe opens.) 230 NIMRSBSF (You pry up a small panel on the bottom of the safe. You don't think you would have found it if Mrs. Bishop hadn't told you about it. Inside is an odd-looking pip boy attachment.) 240 NIMRSBSF (You turn the dial slowly for several minutes, but you can't make out anything.) 250 NIMRSBSF (You don't find any traps on the safe.) 260 NIMRSBSF (You are turning the knob...when suddenly there is a KER-KLANK, and the door opens!) 270 NIMRSBSF (You turn the knob, but the tiny door won't open!) 290 NIMRSBSF (You don't hear anybody, and you can't see a doorbell. Maybe nobody's home.) 100 NIOWRISF You see a combination safe set securely into the wall. It is closed. 101 NIOWRISF You see a combination safe set securely into the wall. It is open. 120 NIOWRISF Just as you are about to begin lockpicking the safe, you notice a fuse running into the wall just beneath the safe. Looks like this sucker's trapped. 121 NIOWRISF The safe is still trapped. 150 NIOWRISF There is a KER-KLANK as the safe unlocks. 160 NIOWRISF You are spinning the dial randomly, when suddenly the dial catches on a number... there is a KER-KLANK, and the safe unlocks. 170 NIOWRISF You turn the dial slowly for several minutes, but you can't make out anything. 171 NIOWRISF You spin the dial for several minutes, and nothing happens. 180 NIOWRISF You find a trap on the safe and successfully disarm it. 181 NIOWRISF You successfully disarm the trap on the safe. 190 NIOWRISF You find a trap on the safe, but fail to disarm it. 200 NIOWRISF Doesn't look like there's a trap on the safe. 201 NIOWRISF You fail to disarm the trap on the safe. 220 NIOWRISF It probably would be best to re-arm the safe with plastic explosives or dynamite first. 230 NIOWRISF The combination on the safe has successfully been changed... heh heh heh... 231 NIOWRISF The combination on the safe has successfully been changed... again. 240 NIOWRISF You don't have the skills to change the combination. 241 NIOWRISF doesn't have the skills to change the combination. 250 NIOWRISF The safe needs to be closed. 260 NIOWRISF There appears to be a trap already on the safe. 270 NIOWRISF You fail to trap the safe. 271 NIOWRISF fails to trap the safe. 280 NIOWRISF The trap on the safe has successfully been re-armed. 300 NIOWRISF You hear a muffled boom upstairs. 400 NIOWRISF You pry up a small panel on the bottom of the safe. You don't think you would have found it if Mrs. Bishop hadn't told you about it. Inside is an odd-looking pip boy attachment. 290 NIOWRISF While searching the safe for a trap, you set off an explosion. 100 NIPRIGRV A body of an old man is inside the coffin. His throat has been cut. There is nothing on the body. 101 NIPRIGRV Pritchard's body lies in a sturdy wooden coffin, and it looks like someone cut his throat. 150 NIPRIGRV While searching Pritchard's body, you pull off his boots and notice one of the heels is loose. Prying it off, you find a wrinkled map that leads to something called "SAD." You enter the map into your PipBoy. 200 NIPRIGRV The headstone reads: "Here lies Sam Pritchard: He talked too much so we gave him a second mouth." 250 NIPRIGRV You have found Pritchards grave... and the map to the Sierra Army Depot. 255 NIPRIGRV Hmmm... I seem to have found a clue. 0 NIRAIMAP {100}{}{The map seems to show some raider encampment in the east. You log it on your pip boy.} 100 NITOILET Uh...it's a toilet. 101 NITOILET Hey, somebody stashed some grenades inside the toilet tank. 200 NIWRIDRS Knowing this is Richard's room, you carefully search his dresser. 201 NIWRIDRS Hey. I found an empty jet canister beneath the dresser. 202 NIWRIDRS Nothing else here. 100 NIWRIGRV The headstone reads: "Here lies our beloved son, Richard Wright. You will never be forgotten." 200 NIWRIGRV You see the body of a teenager in the coffin. 201 NIWRIGRV You examine Richard Wright's grave. A foul stench emanates from the body. 202 NIWRIGRV That stench coming from the body is radscorpion venom�this kid didn't die of a Jet overdose. He was poisoned. 203 NIWRIGRV Something about that smell from the kid's body seems familiar, but I can't place it� 100 NIWRISTI You see a large alcohol brewing vat. It is emitting a low humming noise. 110 NIWRISTI You see a large alcohol brewing vat. Floating inside is the radscorpion tail. 120 NIWRISTI You see a large alcohol brewing vat. It is broken, and the damage looks irreparable. 130 NIWRISTI The vat grinds to a halt. It looks irreparable. 140 NIWRISTI You drop it into the vat, and you watch it sink to the bottom, venom bleeding from the poison sac. 150 NIWRISTI It looks irreparable. 200 NIWRISTI You have destroyed family Wright's stills. 250 NIWRISTI Hmmmmmmmm 251 NIWRISTI Thmmmmmmm 201 NIWRISTI ::Klunk:: 202 NIWRISTI ::Whirrrr-klunk:: 203 NIWRISTI ::Kerrrrr-chunk:: 100 NTCAR1 Hey! Where's my car?! 100 NTCAR2 I parked my car right here! 150 NTCAR2 As you pass closer to where the car was parked, you notice faint skid marks leading off to the north. 151 NTCAR2 You see skid marks leading off to the north. 152 NTCAR2 You see car tracks! 153 NTCAR2 (Follow trax!) 154 NTCAR2 (No follow trax.) 155 NTCAR2 (Follow the car tracks.) 100 NTLYDROM This is Lloyd's old room. Someone has tracked soot on the carpet... the soot looks like it came from the broiler room. 100 NTRICROM This was Richard's old room. 110 OBJ_DUDE Your feet really itch. 120 OBJ_DUDE You're developing a nasty bunion on each foot. 130 OBJ_DUDE Your shoes feel really tight; those bunions are really getting inflamed. 140 OBJ_DUDE That nasty bunion on each foot seems to have turned into an extra toe. But at least that persistent, burning itch has gone away. 141 OBJ_DUDE Oh my God, it's Bess! 150 OBJ_DUDE You gain 100 OCARIEL You see a short, slender woman wearing a blue velvet sun dress. 101 OCARIEL You see Ariel, the widow. 102 OCARIEL You see a short, slender woman wearing a blue velvet sun dress. She appears to be sad. 103 OCARIEL Hello, I'm Ariel. I don't think I've seen you here before. Who are you? 104 OCARIEL Me 105 OCARIEL Uh... you look sad. Why? 106 OCARIEL Me go now. 107 OCARIEL Hello, Ariel, my name is 108 OCARIEL Hi. You're looking rather down. What's up? 109 OCARIEL You don't need to know my name, but I need some information from you. 110 OCARIEL Sorry. I don't have time for this. 111 OCARIEL It's a pleasure to meet you. What can I help you with? 112 OCARIEL Answer questions? 113 OCARIEL Nothing. Bye. 114 OCARIEL You can't possibly be of any help to me. Bye. 115 OCARIEL I'd like to ask you some questions. 116 OCARIEL I'm sorry to intrude on your solitude, but could you answer some questions? 117 OCARIEL I'm just having some personal problems. It's nothing, really. 118 OCARIEL You talk, me listen. It help. 119 OCARIEL Ok. No talk problem. Answer question? 120 OCARIEL I'm a good listener, Ariel, and talking about whatever is bothering you may just help. 121 OCARIEL Ok. Let's forget the problems for now. Can you answer some questions? 122 OCARIEL Everybody's got problems, woman. Learn to deal with them. 123 OCARIEL Forgive me, but I don't have the time for someone with your attitude. Good-day. 126 OCARIEL All right. 127 OCARIEL What do you want to know? 128 OCARIEL You prisoner? 129 OCARIEL D'claws treat you ok? 130 OCARIEL Want leave? 131 OCARIEL So why sad? 132 OCARIEL How you come here? 133 OCARIEL Got go now. 134 OCARIEL Are you a prisoner here? 135 OCARIEL Are you treated all right by the deathclaws? 136 OCARIEL Would you like to leave the vault? 137 OCARIEL So tell me, Ariel: Why are you so sad? 138 OCARIEL How did you come to be here at the vault? 139 OCARIEL I must be going now. 140 OCARIEL No, I can leave anytime I want. The deathclaws have made that very clear to me. They don't hold anyone here against their will, as far as I know. 141 OCARIEL Uh, okay. 142 OCARIEL Got it. Me go. 143 OCARIEL I see. 144 OCARIEL I think you're lying, bitch. 145 OCARIEL I see. If you don't mind, I need to ask you about a few more things. 146 OCARIEL Yes. They provide me with food, water, shelter, and protection. I feel very safe here, and that's more than I could ask for. 147 OCARIEL Okay. Got go then. 148 OCARIEL Good. Ask more. 149 OCARIEL All right. I need to ask you more. 150 OCARIEL Okay. On to some other stuff, then. 151 OCARIEL Great. A lizard lover. 152 OCARIEL I've considered it, but I would have to say no. I feel safer here than anywhere else I've ever lived. I do get lonely for the company of other people like myself, but hopefully others will come to live here in the future and satisfy that need. 153 OCARIEL Me go. Wavy bye bye. 154 OCARIEL Tell more. 155 OCARIEL Fine, you can rot here for all I care. 156 OCARIEL Okay. I guess I'll go now. 157 OCARIEL You've been very helpful, but I must trouble you for more. 158 OCARIEL My husband recently died. I miss him and I'm having problems adjusting. That's all. 159 OCARIEL Sorry, how happen? 160 OCARIEL Ooops. Got go, hear elder calling. 161 OCARIEL I'm sorry to hear that. How did it happen? 162 OCARIEL Tough break. I'll be seeing ya. 163 OCARIEL Shit happens, people die. Usually when I'm around. 164 OCARIEL I've already told you about the raid. That's when it happened. 165 OCARIEL My husband and I were travelling with a caravan on its way to the New California Republic. We wanted to start a new life for ourselves and our daughter, Sandy. Unfortunately, the caravan was attacked by raiders one night. They were incredibly brutal. They killed everyone: men, women, and children. Rand, my husband, died trying to defend Sandy and me. We were to die next when a miracle occurred. 166 OCARIEL Uh... wow. 167 OCARIEL Glad you, little one, both okay. 168 OCARIEL Me outta here. Bye. 169 OCARIEL Wow. What a story. 170 OCARIEL What a crock of sh... I'm outta here. 171 OCARIEL Thank goodness that you and your daughter are safe. 172 OCARIEL Hello again. How are you? 175 OCARIEL Go away, you bastard! I want nothing to do with you. 176 OCARIEL Go away, bitch! I have nothing to say to you. 177 OCARIEL Bye. 178 OCARIEL . 179 OCARIEL . Yes, I'm new here. 101 OCBABDTH You see a baby deathclaw. 102 OCBABDTH It looks like a small version of a deathclaw, with claws and all. 103 OCBABDTH Sqwee... Rrr 104 OCBABDTH Maaamaa 100 OCDALIA You see a young woman in metal armor. 101 OCDALIA You see Dalia. 102 OCDALIA You see a pretty young woman dressed in metal armor. She watches her surroundings very carefully. 103 OCDALIA Well, I'll be. How are you doing, 104 OCDALIA You Dalia. Me remember you help. 105 OCDALIA Things ok. Me go now. 106 OCDALIA Dalia! Thanks to you, things worked out great. 107 OCDALIA Things are fine, but I've got to go. 108 OCDALIA Hey, I'm glad to hear that. It was my pleasure to do what I could for you. So, what can I help you with? 109 OCDALIA Me got questions. 110 OCDALIA Nothing. Me say hi. 111 OCDALIA I have some questions for you. 112 OCDALIA Nothing. But it's nice to see you again. Bye. 113 OCDALIA What do you want to know? 114 OCDALIA You prisoner. 115 OCDALIA You leave when want? 116 OCDALIA What know about D'claws? 117 OCDALIA How you be here? 118 OCDALIA Why you worry safe? 119 OCDALIA Thanks. Me go. 120 OCDALIA Are you a prisoner here? 121 OCDALIA Can you leave anytime you want? 122 OCDALIA What can you tell me about the deathclaws? 123 OCDALIA How did you come to be here? 124 OCDALIA Why are you worried about needing a place of safety? 125 OCDALIA Thanks. I'll talk at you later. 126 OCDALIA No, I'm not. I'm here of my own free will and I like it. I think this will be a safe place for me to stay for a while. 127 OCDALIA Okay. 128 OCDALIA Bye. 129 OCDALIA All right. 130 OCDALIA I see. Well, I'll be going then. 131 OCDALIA Yeah, I've been told I'm free to go or stay. I'm staying for now. 132 OCDALIA Me see. 133 OCDALIA Okay then. 134 OCDALIA I don't know any more about them than you do, I guess. I'm still trying to get used to them talking to me instead of tearing my head off and using it for a golf ball. It's scary, you know? 135 OCDALIA Yeah, me bothered. 136 OCDALIA Na, me used to it. 137 OCDALIA Yes it is, in a lot of ways. 138 OCDALIA No, I've come to accept it. 139 OCDALIA After I left the Squat I didn't know what to do with myself. I figured I'd just drift into another town and another hired gun job... so I was wandering the desert trying to decide exactly where I should go. Well, one day I was looking for a good place to camp. It was getting late, and I didn't want to be out in the open after dark. Off in the distance a ways, I thought I saw a campfire -- so I decided to see who was there. 140 OCDALIA Wow. 141 OCDALIA That's interesting. 142 OCDALIA When I let you by me in the Squat, I broke my contract with my employer. I was sure that I'd be hunted down and killed because of it. Seeing you here convinces me that I don't have to worry about that. I can only assume that my previous employer is no longer in any condition to be concerned with me or my whereabouts. 143 OCDALIA You safe now. Dalia no worry. 144 OCDALIA You're safe now, Dalia. You'll have no need to worry about any retribution. 145 OCDALIA Thanks, 146 OCDALIA You welcome. 147 OCDALIA Bye. 148 OCDALIA You're welcome. 149 OCDALIA I'll see ya. 150 OCDALIA Hello. 151 OCDALIA Hello again. How's it going? 152 OCDALIA I have no quarrel with you. 153 OCDALIA . I hope everything worked out for you at the Squat. 154 OCDALIA So, I sneak up on this camp site and there are these two deathclaws sitting around the fire just chatting away. Idiot that I am, I let out a little cry of surprise, jumped up, and turned to run -- right into the arms of another deathclaw standing right behind me. Anyway, to make a long story short, it took awhile for me to realize that I wasn't about to be put on a spit and barbecued. Instead, I was brought here and 'interviewed' by Gruthar. Now I can live here if I want. 100 OCDAR You see a deathclaw. It watches you with strangely intelligent eyes. 101 OCDAR You see Dar, the deathclaw. 102 OCDAR You see a typical deathclaw. The creature is huge, with a powerful body, sharp teeth, and long claws. 103 OCDAR Hello, human. 104 OCDAR What you want? 105 OCDAR Hi. Who you? 106 OCDAR Why you here? 107 OCDAR You smart like rest? 108 OCDAR Me bored, me go. 109 OCDAR Sorry to bother you, but who are you? 110 OCDAR What is your job at the vault? 111 OCDAR Please don't take offense, but how educated are you? 112 OCDAR Well, just passing the time. 113 OCDAR I Dar, warrior. 114 OCDAR Ok. 115 OCDAR You all same. Me leave. 116 OCDAR Me 117 OCDAR I see. Well I've got to go now. 118 OCDAR I'm 119 OCDAR Got it. 120 OCDAR Warrior! Ha! That's a good one. Know any more? 121 OCDAR Dar guard hall and keep peace. Nothing more. 122 OCDAR Me hear before. 123 OCDAR Ok. 124 OCDAR Well, you're doing fine, Dar. Just keep it up. 125 OCDAR Yeah, I figured as much. 126 OCDAR Nothing new here. I quess I'll be going. 127 OCDAR With a face like yours, how can you keep the peace? 128 OCDAR You not nice. Go away. 129 OCDAR Not much but I learn. Gruthar -- he leader -- tell us all learn. 130 OCDAR Elder in village do same me. 131 OCDAR Ah. 132 OCDAR Gruthar is right; you should all try to educate yourselves. 133 OCDAR Got it. 134 OCDAR So, you're so stupid that someone else has to force you to educate yourself. How nice. 135 OCDAR Hello. You pack friend. 136 OCDAR Grrrrrrrrr! Argggggghhhh. 137 OCDAR . 100 OCDAVE You see a sad, older man. 101 OCDAVE You see Dave, "Mr. Depression." 102 OCDAVE You see a grumpy, older man in his early sixties. He has a weathered face and looks as if he has had his fair share of abuse. 103 OCDAVE Oh. I didn't see you standing there. 104 OCDAVE How not see? Me big. 105 OCDAVE Look sad. Why? 106 OCDAVE Me go bye bye. 107 OCDAVE That's ok, we all space out at times. Say, you look rather down. May I ask why? 108 OCDAVE Yeah, whatever. Why are you so down? 109 OCDAVE Should I hit you with a board to get your attention next time? 110 OCDAVE Whatever. I just remembered some place I've got to be. 111 OCDAVE Hey, shit happens -- and when it does, it happens to me. 112 OCDAVE Uh... me be leaving now. 113 OCDAVE Like what? 114 OCDAVE Nice attitude. What caused it? 115 OCDAVE I can tell I want to be elsewhere. 116 OCDAVE I was born two months premature. When I was one, I was dropped on the porch. When I was two, I had pneumonia. When I was three, I got the chicken pox. When I was four, I fell down the stairs and broke six ribs. When I was five, my uncle was decapitated by a watermelon. When I was six, my parents hit me in the head with a shovel. When I was seven, I lost my right index finger to my pet rat. 117 OCDAVE Uh, me hear someone call. Bye! 118 OCDAVE Sorry things bad. 119 OCDAVE Past bad, no talk. Things good now? 120 OCDAVE Wow! I'm sure glad that I'm not you! 121 OCDAVE Ok, I get the picture. What's currently bothering you? 122 OCDAVE I'm truly sorry that you've had so much pain in your life. Hopefully things have gotten better? 123 OCDAVE Wait a minute. I forgot I have something else to do right now. 124 OCDAVE Yeah, well, shit happens -- and when it does, it happens to me. 125 OCDAVE What happen now? 126 OCDAVE Me hear before. Bye. 127 OCDAVE So what's going on now to upset you so much? 128 OCDAVE I really don't want to hear this. I think I'll be leaving. 129 OCDAVE Well, there I was, traveling through the desert, when suddenly my brahmin falls over dead. About then I realized I was low on water and hadn't had a drink in quite a while. Later, my bones began to ache, my head started to hurt, my bowels became loose, and I got this rash that just wouldn't go away. It was time to sit down and die. 130 OCDAVE Me... uh... you... You no have wife or child? 131 OCDAVE You no talk no more. Me go. 132 OCDAVE I don't want to hear anymore. I've got to get out of here and away from you. Bye. 133 OCDAVE Please tell me that you don't have any children. 134 OCDAVE Nope. When I turned twenty-two this strange fungus started to grow on my test... 135 OCDAVE Arrg! You talk no more! Me go! 136 OCDAVE Stop! I don't want to know! 137 OCDAVE Oh. Hi. What can I do for you? 138 OCDAVE Uh, what you story again? 139 OCDAVE Sorry, me go. 140 OCDAVE I was wondering if I could hear your tale once again? 141 OCDAVE Wait a minute, I thought you were someone else. 142 OCDAVE At last, my time has come. Are you going to kill me now? 143 OCDAVE Yes. 144 OCDAVE No. 145 OCDAVE When I was eight, my dog Spike got hit by a tractor. When I was nine, my mother lost her arm to a rabid brahmin. When I was ten, my sister was torn to bits by a pack of dogs. When I was eleven, my grandfather killed himself because I was ugly. When I was twelve, my grandmother killed herself because I was ugly. When I was thirteen, my father poked out his eyes with a pitchfork in a drunken stupor. 146 OCDAVE When I was fourteen, my brother lost his hand to a wallaby. When I was fifteen, my aunt choked to death on a chicken bone. When I was sixteen, I lost my cousin to a badger. When I was seventeen, I cut off my left big toe with a hoe. When I was eighteen, my father lost his right leg to the same tractor that killed my dog. When I was nineteen... 147 OCDAVE Well, there I was sitting in the desert, waiting for the world to swallow my miserable existence, when a pack of deathclaws shows up. Well, I'm thinking to myself, this is it. Now I can die. I can wind up as a pile of deathclaw shit in the middle of the desert. But no... fate had yet another cruel card to play against me. 148 OCDAVE You see, the deathclaws didn't kill me. Instead they gave me water, brought me here, gave me this room, gave me food, cleaned me up, and now they won't let me leave. I know they're fattening me up for some unknown, horrible fate. I keep telling them that I would probably taste better if I was leaner, but it does no good. They just smile -- if you can call it that -- and pat me on the head and say 'Don't worry, human, things will get better.' Ha! We both know what that means. 100 OCGORDON You see a lean man in long robes. He appears to be in deep thought. 101 OCGORDON You see the Shrine Keeper. 102 OCGORDON You see a lean man in long robes. He is in his late forties, and his features are soft and unweathered. He appears to be meditating. 103 OCGORDON Welcome, traveler. I am called Gordon, and I am the Shrine Keeper. What can I help you with? 104 OCGORDON Shrine? 105 OCGORDON Me ask questions? 106 OCGORDON Uh... not remember. Bye. 107 OCGORDON It's a pleasure to meet you, Gordon. I'm 108 OCGORDON You call this a shrine? Whoever it's dedicated to must be turning in their grave! 109 OCGORDON Well, sorry to have disturbed you. I'll be going now. 110 OCGORDON Yes. A shrine is a place of worship that is usually dedicated to a god, a saint, or other being of power. 111 OCGORDON Ah. Ok. Me ask questions? 112 OCGORDON Okay. Bye. 113 OCGORDON Certainly you may. 114 OCGORDON What would you like to know? 115 OCGORDON Who shrine for? 116 OCGORDON How long you here? 117 OCGORDON D'claws bad? 118 OCGORDON Why you stay? 119 OCGORDON Me go now. 120 OCGORDON Who is this shrine dedicated to? 121 OCGORDON How long have you been here? 122 OCGORDON What can you tell me about the deathclaws? 123 OCGORDON Why do you stay here? 124 OCGORDON Thanks, Gordon. Good-bye. 125 OCGORDON This shrine is dedicated to an unnamed hero known only as the Vault Dweller. He, or she, was the savior of all who lived here several decades ago. We do not know what became of our savior, but he, or she, lives on in our minds and hearts. 126 OCGORDON That nice. 127 OCGORDON Me thank you. Wavy. 128 OCGORDON What a joke! A shrine to someone you can't even remember! 129 OCGORDON I see. Well, I have other questions. 130 OCGORDON Very comendable, Gordon. Can I ask you some more questions? 131 OCGORDON I have lived all my life here in this vault. I have been a Shrine Keeper for most of those years. 132 OCGORDON You here before D'claws? 133 OCGORDON Ah. Need know more. 134 OCGORDON Got go now. 135 OCGORDON You are a very dedicated man. May I ask you some more questions? 136 OCGORDON That's a long time. Can you answer some more questions? 137 OCGORDON It's your life to waste as you see fit, bud. 138 OCGORDON Then you were here when the deathclaws took over? 139 OCGORDON No, my friend, I was not. I left a few months ago to visit the statue of the Vault Dweller erected in the central court of the NCR (the New California Republic east of here). When I returned to the vault, I found the deathclaws were already here. Needless to say, I was in shock. However, I am convinced that they are not responsible for what happened to my fellow citizens. If, by chance, you want more information on this matter, you can seek out Goris in the library. 140 OCGORDON Okay, thanks. 141 OCGORDON Okay, bye. 142 OCGORDON I'll keep this in mind. 143 OCGORDON I don't need you telling me where to go or who to see. 144 OCGORDON Thank you for your help. I have more questions, though. 145 OCGORDON I have lived with the deathclaws for several months now. They seem to be honorable and forthright in their dealings with me and the other humans who live here. I trust them and, in time, I think you will as well. 146 OCGORDON Uh... Okay. 147 OCGORDON Humph. Me go now. 148 OCGORDON I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt for now. 149 OCGORDON You can trust the lizards if you want to, but I'll reserve my opinion for now, thank you. 150 OCGORDON Thank you. I need to know more. 151 OCGORDON My place is here at the Shrine. I will not leave it willingly. 152 OCGORDON Ah. 153 OCGORDON Me leave you now. 154 OCGORDON OK. 155 OCGORDON You are either dedicated or a dumbass. I vote for dumbass! 156 OCGORDON Your dedication is admirable. 157 OCGORDON You are a rude and verbally abusive individual. Perhaps if one of the guards were present with us, you would curb your tongue. 158 OCGORDON I warned you earlier that I would not tolerate your abuse. Obviously you have chosen to ignore that warning. (Gordon looks towards the door) Guards! To the Shrine, please! 159 OCGORDON So you still choose to be an ass. (Gordon motions toward the deathclaw guard) Guard, please take out the trash. 160 OCGORDON Bring on your stooge! I can kick both your asses in the wink of an eye. 161 OCGORDON Sorry, I'll curb my tongue. 162 OCGORDON My apologies to you, Gordon. Please forgive my outburst. 163 OCGORDON I'm sorry. I forgot myself. Please forgive me. 164 OCGORDON Ooops, sorry. 165 OCGORDON I've been looking forward to doing some lizard plinking! 166 OCGORDON Guards! To the Shrine! 169 OCGORDON So, you've returned. Well, I had you removed once and I can have you removed again. Guards! To the Shrine! The trash is back! 172 OCGORDON Hello again. What can I do for you? 173 OCGORDON Ask question? 174 OCGORDON Me been here before? Sorry. Got go. 175 OCGORDON I wanted to talk with you once again. 176 OCGORDON Just saying hello. 100 OCGORIS You see a robed figure. 101 OCGORIS You see Goris the scholar. 102 OCGORIS You see a humanoid figure wearing a long sleeved, hooded robe. There is something unnatural about his stance, but you're not sure exactly what it is. 103 OCGORIS Hello, I'm Goris. I don't recognize you; are you new here? 104 OCGORIS Me 105 OCGORIS Me go. 106 OCGORIS Yeah, so what? 107 OCGORIS Hi. I'm 108 OCGORIS Hello, Goris. Gruthar said I should look you up. He seems to think you're the man with the answers. 109 OCGORIS Can I ask you some questions? 110 OCGORIS Sorry, gotta go. 111 OCGORIS It's a pleasure to meet you, 112 OCGORIS So you've talked with Gruthar. He has a rather inflated opinion of me. I don't really know half as much as he thinks I do. Anyway... 113 OCGORIS So you're an outsider! I've seen a few like you; some are staying here in the vault, but you look different. You appear to be more 'seasoned,' if you know what I mean. I'll bet you've been around a bit and accomplished things. Am I right? 114 OCGORIS Uh... 'seasoned'? 115 OCGORIS Me go. 116 OCGORIS Sorry, but I think I'll be leaving. 117 OCGORIS Yes, I've had some adventures. Say, if you wouldn't mind answering some questions for me, I could tell you some of my adventures in return. 118 OCGORIS None of your business. 119 OCGORIS Mind if I ask you some questions? 120 OCGORIS It's a deal! I would love to hear anything you can tell me. 121 OCGORIS Besides, I couldn't refuse a friend of Gruthar. 122 OCGORIS What would you like to know. 123 OCGORIS What are you doing here? 124 OCGORIS Are you a prisoner here? 125 OCGORIS How long have you been here? 126 OCGORIS What can you tell me about the deathclaws here? 127 OCGORIS Do you know what happened to the people who used to live here in the vault? 128 OCGORIS What can you tell me about Gruthar? 129 OCGORIS Do you think the deathclaws are a threat to humans? 130 OCGORIS Do you have any information on this Enclave you spoke of? 131 OCGORIS What do you know about this virus? 132 OCGORIS You mentioned you wanted to do some traveling. How about joining me? 133 OCGORIS Sorry, but I've got to go now. 134 OCGORIS Hmm... I'm surprised Gruthar didn't tell you about me. Oh well. 135 OCGORIS I'm a student of sorts. I'm trying to learn as much as I can about the world and the different cultures that have developed. Right now I'm studying the culture the deathclaws are forming and comparing it to human development along similar lines. I've acquired just about all the information I need here. It would help my research a great deal if I could do some traveling. However, I don't want to go it alone, if you know what I mean. 136 OCGORIS Interesting. Can I ask you some more questions? 137 OCGORIS So, you're a scholar. That's quite an accomplishment in today's world. 138 OCGORIS How boring. Oh, well... it's your life to waste as you see fit. I need more info, though. 139 OCGORIS No, I can leave any time I like. I haven't done so because I don't want to travel alone. I'm pretty tough and can take care of myself, but I would still be one person alone in the desert if anything happened. 140 OCGORIS I see. 141 OCGORIS Ah, too much of a wimp to make it on your own. I got it. 142 OCGORIS I don't like traveling alone either, so I can't blame you. 143 OCGORIS Uh... a few months actually. I came here from the coast a while back. 144 OCGORIS Wow, you're pretty new here yourself. If you don't mind, I need to know more. 145 OCGORIS You weren't long on that answer. Care to tell me more? 146 OCGORIS I see. I need to ask a couple more questions. 147 OCGORIS These aren't your average deathclaws, as I'm sure you noticed. They've had their intelligence enhanced by some means not understood by them. It was done by a group of humans known as 'The Enclave.' It seems this Enclave needed an army and they chose deathclaws because of their ferocity, physical prowess, and... well, you get the picture. Anyway, the only thing lacking in deathclaws was their intelligence. They needed to be smart enough to understand complex commands, but not so smart that they'd be a threat to 'those in charge.' 148 OCGORIS That sounds like the biggest crock of shit I've ever heard in my life! 149 OCGORIS That's incredible. You seem very knowledgeable. Can I ask you more? 150 OCGORIS Hmm... Okay. 151 OCGORIS ::sigh::) They were captured by The Enclave. Gruthar and the pack were forced to aid in their capture. They had no choice since they were slaves at the time. The fate of the humans has weighed heavily on Gruthar's mind. He's never really forgiven himself for his complicity in the affair. The humans were taken alive, but who knows what has happened to them since? 152 OCGORIS (Sigh) They were captured by a group called 'The Enclave.' Gruthar and the pack were forced to aid in their capture. They had no choice since they were slaves at the time. The fate of the humans has weighed heavily on Gruthar's mind. He's never really forgiven himself for his complicity in the affair. The humans were taken alive, but who knows what has happened to them since. 153 OCGORIS Hmm... I need to ask some more questions. 154 OCGORIS I knew the damn deathclaws were responsible somehow! I need some more information, though. 155 OCGORIS Sometimes we're forced into doing distasteful things by situations outside of our control. Gruthar should learn to forgive himself. 156 OCGORIS Gruthar is not the monster that he appears to be. He genuinely cares about all of us here, and is doing everything he can to ensure our safety and survival. All of us trust him with our lives. I don't know what else I can say about him. You would have to get to know him and judge for yourself. 157 OCGORIS I'll not make any snap decisions about him. He deserves better. 158 OCGORIS Sure. Let's talk about some other things. 159 OCGORIS He's a deathclaw. I find it hard to believe that he can have any redeeming qualities. 160 OCGORIS Well... the potential is there, especially when you take their new intelligence into account. However, I don't think that Gruthar and his pack pose a threat. They all seem to respect life and personal freedom above all else. Now, I don't expect you to take my word on this. I would ask you to judge for yourself. There are others who live here whom you can ask your questions. 161 OCGORIS Only a dumbass would fail to see the threat potential of these deathclaws! 162 OCGORIS Thanks for the advice; I will ask around. Can I ask you a few more questions, though? 163 OCGORIS Hmm... Okay, how about a few more questions? 164 OCGORIS No, only what I've told you. Wait, there is one other thing. The Enclave showed an interest in some ruins to the west of here. Why, I don't know. That's about it. 165 OCGORIS Well, every little bit of information helps, and I thank you for it. 166 OCGORIS This happens to be a very important subject to me and you've let me down! 167 OCGORIS I see. 168 OCGORIS I think it's called the FEV virus. The Enclave is, or was, doing extensive research on it. I'm sorry, but I don't know anything more. 169 OCGORIS That's okay; on to other things. 170 OCGORIS You should be sorry. I was told you were a font of knowledge! 171 OCGORIS You've been more than helpful, Goris. 172 OCGORIS I've kept my part of our bargain and answered all of your questions. Now, how about those adventure stories you promised? 173 OCGORIS Gladly. It's a pleasure to talk to you. 174 OCGORIS Promise? What promise? 175 OCGORIS Yeah, sure. 176 OCGORIS (Goris hesitates and you get the feeling you are being carefully scrutinized.) I would be honored to join you! 177 OCGORIS (Goris hesitates and you get the feeling you are being carefully scrutinized.) I'm sorry, but I don't think that you and I share the same ideals. A joint venture would not be in our best interest. 178 OCGORIS Okay, you lose. 179 OCGORIS I understand. Perhaps you'll reconsider later. 180 OCGORIS What? I'm not good enough for your company? Screw you! 181 OCGORIS Ok, I understand. 182 OCGORIS I have nothing to say to you. Do not bother me again. 183 OCGORIS I asked you not to bother me again. Perhaps violence is the only language you understand. 185 OCGORIS Yeah, you know, well traveled... knowledgeable... experienced... You don't have a clue what I'm talking about, do you? 186 OCGORIS Food seasoned, not me. 187 OCGORIS Me go now. 188 OCGORIS Uh huh. Well, your IQ may be smaller than your shoe size, but you obviously have something going for you to have survived in the world this long... Ok, let's try this. Me want leave this place. Me want travel with you. Ok? 189 OCGORIS Uh huh. Well, your IQ may be smaller than your shoe size but you obviously have something going for you to have survived in the world this long... it must be that mean streak I can sense in you. Oh, well. Good-bye. 190 OCGORIS Uh... Okay. 191 OCGORIS Me go. 192 OCGORIS I'm sorry, I didn't mean to pry into your private affairs. 193 OCGORIS Yeah, well, see that you don't do it again! 194 OCGORIS Whatever. I need some information from you, though. 195 OCGORIS I'm sorry, Goris. I'm a bit jumpy today. I wanted to ask you a few questions, if you don't mind. 196 OCGORIS You have had some interesting times. You are the stuff that heroes are made from, and I envy you. Thanks for telling me everything. 197 OCGORIS Well... you are a walking quest for carnage, and I think I'll be going now. Thanks, and bye! 198 OCGORIS You're welcome, Goris. 199 OCGORIS Hello again. What's up? 200 OCGORIS You come me? 201 OCGORIS Uh... me lost. Me go. 202 OCGORIS Just thought I'd stop by and say hello. See ya later. 203 OCGORIS Hey, I'm looking for a traveling companion. You up for it? 204 OCGORIS What can I do for you, 205 OCGORIS You bad thing! Why no tell? 206 OCGORIS You're a deathclaw? Is there a reason you didn't mention this to me? 207 OCGORIS How do I put this... Bad thing you kill, no talk. Me not tell you so you see me good thing. Not kill me. Okay me stay with you? 208 OCGORIS I'm sorry to have deceived you, but humans have a habit of shooting deathclaws on sight. I felt that it would be to my advantage to hide my identity until you could see for yourself that I am on your side in this venture. If you want me to leave, I'll do so. But I would rather stay and help you on your quest. I want to show that humans and deathclaws can work together as friends, not enemies. 209 OCGORIS Me not like, you go. 210 OCGORIS Okay, you stay. 211 OCGORIS I'm sorry, but I don't like being deceived. You should leave. 212 OCGORIS I understand why you felt it necessary to hide your identity. I think we can work together, so please stay -- but don't deceive me again, Goris. 213 OCGORIS . Me new here. 214 OCGORIS . Yes, I'm from outside the vault. 215 OCGORIS . 216 OCGORIS ? 217 OCGORIS So, the Enclave started messing with a virus, or some such thing, and injected the deathclaws with it. This virus was known to mutate humans into some sort of super beings, so the Enclave wanted to see what it would do to deathclaws. Well, the result was a breed of deathclaws so smart that they could see they were destined for slavery. So, they played dumb until they could gain their freedom. And here they are! 218 OCGORIS I am against attacking any deathclaw. 219 OCGORIS I suddenly sense that my pack is in trouble. I am sorry to leave you, but I must check on my brothers. 220 OCGORIS Okay. 221 OCGORIS The security cameras recorded what has happened. You should go check it. 222 OCGORIS You see a gray deathclaw. It's Goris. 223 OCGORIS You see a humanoid figure wearing a long sleeved, hooded robe. It's Goris. 1064 OCGORIS You stay close. 1065 OCGORIS You no get far away. 1066 OCGORIS You too close. Spread out. 1073 OCGORIS Stay close to me. 1074 OCGORIS Don't get too far away. 1075 OCGORIS We should spread out a bit. 1001 OCGORIS You heal you self. 1002 OCGORIS You wait here. I be back and get. 1003 OCGORIS Uh... no weapon now. Okay? 1167 OCGORIS Me think you need to move different. 1008 OCGORIS You D'claw? Why you no tell? 1009 OCGORIS Me done. 1010 OCGORIS You should heal yourself now. 1011 OCGORIS I need you to wait here until I come back. 1012 OCGORIS Make sure you don't have a weapon ready, Okay? 1166 OCGORIS Lets change up the distance between us. 1016 OCGORIS Let's go. 1017 OCGORIS You're a deathclaw? Is there a reason you didn't mention this to me before? 1018 OCGORIS That's it for now. 1000 OCGORIS Yes, 1156 OCGORIS ? 1019 OCGORIS I'm healed and ready to go, 1020 OCGORIS I'm almost completely healed, 1021 OCGORIS I'm mostly healed, but I could use some assistance when we get the chance, 1022 OCGORIS I've healed myself as much as I can, but I'm still pretty badly hurt, 1157 OCGORIS . 1041 OCGORIS I'll be waiting here for you when you get back, 1060 OCGORIS I do my best to look inconspicuous, 1079 OCGORIS I'll stay as close as I can, 1078 OCGORIS That's it for now. 1098 OCGORIS I'll move out a bit and give you room to breathe, 1117 OCGORIS I'll hang back and give you some room, 1136 OCGORIS I'm sorry, 1158 OCGORIS , but you've got too many people with you now. I'll wait here until a position opens. 1159 OCGORIS I think I will do better on my own. 1160 OCGORIS Your not anyone I want to be around I am leaving. 1137 OCGORIS I've learned a lot from our travels together. I'll gladly come with you, 1161 OCGORIS I wish to avenge my brethren. 1162 OCGORIS All right. Let's do it. 1163 OCGORIS Maybe you should do this one on your own. 1164 OCGORIS You right we kill. 100 OCGRUNT You see a Deathclaw. 101 OCGRUNT You see a Deathclaw guard. 102 OCGRUNT You see a typical Deathclaw. The creature is huge, with a powerful body, sharp teeth, and long claws. 103 OCGRUNT Hello. 104 OCGRUNT Hello again. No can talk. Me on guard duty. 100 OCGRUTHA You see a large deathclaw. The creature is composed of rippling muscle, sharp teeth, and claws. 101 OCGRUTHA You see Gruthar, leader of the deathclaws. 102 OCGRUTHA You see the most impressive deathclaw you could imagine. The creature must be unique among its kind. 103 OCGRUTHA Do not fear me, human. I do not intend to harm you. I am Gruthar, leader of this deathclaw pack. Why have you come here? 104 OCGRUTHA Why have you come here? 105 OCGRUTHA Uh... 106 OCGRUTHA To kick your ass! 107 OCGRUTHA How is it possible that a deathclaw can talk... and so well? 108 OCGRUTHA I want to know what happened to the people who once lived here. 109 OCGRUTHA I'm looking for something called a GECK. I was told I could find one here. 110 OCGRUTHA I've been asked to eliminate a den of dangerous deathclaws... 111 OCGRUTHA I'm investigating raids on the local brahmin ranches. Do you know anything about this? 112 OCGRUTHA I think I'll be leaving now. 113 OCGRUTHA You are no idiot, human. I can see the truth of this in your eyes. Please do not try to deceive me. I have no patience for such games. 114 OCGRUTHA Very well. If you wish to be thought of as an idiot, then so be it. Return to me if you change your mind. 115 OCGRUTHA My apologies. You seem to be intellectually challenged. You are no threat to me or the pack. You are welcome here, and may consider this place a safe haven from the outside world. Harm no one, stay out of trouble, and you will always be welcome here. 116 OCGRUTHA Forgive me. I do not mean to be rude, but I do not see that this is relevant to our conversation. I can speak your tongue, I can read your written word. What more needs be said? 117 OCGRUTHA I see. 118 OCGRUTHA I don't mean to pry, but surely you can understand my interest in this matter. 119 OCGRUTHA Yeah, well, how about letting me decide what is or is not relevant? 120 OCGRUTHA Yes, I certainly can. Very well. If we part as friends, human, you should speak with Goris. He has more understanding in this matter than I. He can usually be found in the vault library. 121 OCGRUTHA Thank you. I look forward to meeting Goris. 122 OCGRUTHA I have no intention of adding a deathclaw to my list of friends. Bye! 123 OCGRUTHA All right. 124 OCGRUTHA They are gone, human. We did not kill them and take their home. It is not our way to kill. I understand that you may not believe me, but I hope that you will judge me by my actions toward you and not out of fear or prejudice. 125 OCGRUTHA Hey, maybe you figure I can kick your ass? 126 OCGRUTHA You seem to be an honorable being, Gruthar. 127 OCGRUTHA Yeah, I suppose. 128 OCGRUTHA A geck. Is that not a small lizard... no, wait... that is a gecko. I am sorry, but I do not know what a geck is, nor where it can be found. 129 OCGRUTHA Yes, I believe you mentioned this once before. I do not know what a geck is, nor where it can be found. 130 OCGRUTHA Will you let me in to look for it? 131 OCGRUTHA Hey, that small lizard comment was really funny. That a relative of yours? 132 OCGRUTHA It's obvious that talking to you is a waste of time. Good-bye. 133 OCGRUTHA To be honest with you, I'm not exactly sure what it is myself. Would it be all right with you if I looked for it? 134 OCGRUTHA I am sorry, but I do not allow just anyone to wander these halls. I am responsible for the safety of all who live here and I must exercise caution. However, I will look for this geck, and if I find it, I will let you know. 135 OCGRUTHA I am sorry, but I do not allow just anyone to wander these halls. I am responsible for the safety of all who live here and I must exercise caution. 136 OCGRUTHA Look. It's not like you own the place. Maybe I'll look around whether you like it or not! 137 OCGRUTHA I understand, Gruthar, and I'll respect your wish for privacy. 138 OCGRUTHA I can understand your concern. You don't know me well enough to trust me. What if I could help you out somehow, and in return you allow me to look around? 139 OCGRUTHA (Gruthar stares at you intently for a moment.) You would be interested in helping us? Yes, I sense little evil in you. Very well, I shall place my trust in you. 140 OCGRUTHA (Gruthar stares at you intently for a moment.) I think not. I can sense the evil in you, human. I can not risk the lives of those I protect by taking a chance with you. 141 OCGRUTHA Thank you. 142 OCGRUTHA Fine. I think a bullet lobotomy is a viable solution to my problem. 143 OCGRUTHA Sorry you feel that way, Gruthar. 144 OCGRUTHA I'll be leaving, then. 145 OCGRUTHA There are many machines here, machines built by humans. Deathclaw hands can not use these machines. However, there is one machine that understands questions. I ask it to run the other machines and it obeys. This machine no longer listens. It will no longer run the other machines. We are running out of food and water. I have ordered raids on the human lands so that we may survive. I am not proud of this and I would put an end to it. If you repair this machine, I will be able to feed my people once again. I will gladly stop the raids. Will you agree to this? 146 OCGRUTHA Sorry, I have no idea how to fix such a thing. 147 OCGRUTHA I'm no tech, but I can give it a try. 148 OCGRUTHA Hmm... sounds like the voice recognition module has gone bad on you. Let's go take a look. 149 OCGRUTHA I've changed my mind. I'll have to think about this some more. 150 OCGRUTHA I will do what I can for you. 151 OCGRUTHA I refuse to help deathclaws. 152 OCGRUTHA Thank you. The machine is in the vault control center on the third level. If you can repair it, please do so. I am placing my trust in you. Please do not betray it. You are welcome here. 153 OCGRUTHA I won't let you down, Gruthar. You have my word on that. 154 OCGRUTHA Thanks. I'll get on it. 155 OCGRUTHA There really is one born every minute... 156 OCGRUTHA I see... Well, deathclaws are dangerous by nature and great care must be taken when encountering them in the wild. However, I am certain that you have noticed that we are an exception. My pack poses no threat to you or your human communities. We have evolved beyond our base cousins and wish simply to be left alone. 157 OCGRUTHA Uh... yeah. 158 OCGRUTHA Your heightened intellect could make you even more of a threat than the average deathclaw, Gruthar. 159 OCGRUTHA I can see that you are not the savage killers that deathclaws are known to be. 160 OCGRUTHA I have spent many sleepless nights, deep in thought, pondering just such issues. I have finally come to the conclusion that the burdens and responsibilities associated with the gift of intelligence are countless. There are only two choices available to any thinking being. Either accept life as it comes and make the best of it for yourself and others, or simply cease to be. I have chosen to accept the challenges of life. If this makes me a threat to humankind, then I pity the small mind that finds it so... 161 OCGRUTHA Yes, well... I may have a small mind but I also have a BIG weapon. 162 OCGRUTHA I couldn't agree with you more. I don't think you're a threat, Gruthar. 163 OCGRUTHA Uh... yeah. What you said. 164 OCGRUTHA (Gruthar pauses and seems to be carefully considering his response to you) I am sorry to say that I ordered the raids on the human lands. I am responsible for the lives of many here. We are running out of food, water, and other supplies. Until I can get the situation corrected, I need to take what I, a deathclaw, can not ask humans for. 165 OCGRUTHA Well, now that I know the source of the raids, I'll just eliminate it! 166 OCGRUTHA I'm sorry to hear that. Is there some way that I may be able to help you so that you can stop the raids? 167 OCGRUTHA I've heard enough for now. I need some time to think. 168 OCGRUTHA I see... 169 OCGRUTHA I am displeased with your decision but I accept it. You may leave, but please return if you reconsider. 170 OCGRUTHA Done. 171 OCGRUTHA Hello 172 OCGRUTHA No. I'll get to it, though. 173 OCGRUTHA I'm sorry, Gruthar. The voice module has gone bad. I'll have to go get one. 174 OCGRUTHA I do not understand the workings of such things but I trust you, 175 OCGRUTHA Done. 176 OCGRUTHA I shall return, you have my word. 177 OCGRUTHA Hello 178 OCGRUTHA No, I'm still looking. 179 OCGRUTHA Yes, and here it is! 181 OCGRUTHA You have restored my faith in humans. I thank you for all that you have done for the pack. Is there something that I can do for you in return? 182 OCGRUTHA You said you would let me know if you found a geck here. Did you locate one? 183 OCGRUTHA Yes, I am looking for a geck. I have been told that I could find it here. Do you know where it is? 184 OCGRUTHA No, thank you. I have everything that I need. 185 OCGRUTHA Yes, there was a geck in the vault storage room. It is yours with many thanks. 186 OCGRUTHA Yes, there was a geck in the vault storage room. However, it is missing. I am sorry that I can not give it to you as a reward for all your generous help. 187 OCGRUTHA Thanks! 188 OCGRUTHA Uh... that's okay. I'll try to locate one elsewhere. 189 OCGRUTHA Hello again, human. I hope that you do not intend to play the fool with me. 190 OCGRUTHA I want to apologize and start over, Gruthar. 191 OCGRUTHA Sorry, I gotta go. 192 OCGRUTHA Uh, me sorry. 193 OCGRUTHA Greetings, human. Have you reconsidered? Will you help me? 194 OCGRUTHA Hell, no. I just wanted to listen to you butcher the language some more. 195 OCGRUTHA No, I don't think so. 196 OCGRUTHA Yes, Gruthar. I will help you. 197 OCGRUTHA Greetings, friend. Have you examined the machine yet? 198 OCGRUTHA Not yet, but I'll get on it. 199 OCGRUTHA Hello, my friend. You have saved the pack and we thank you. 202 OCGRUTHA Die, treacherous human! 205 OCGRUTHA I have no quarrel with you, human, and I do not want one. I am trying to deal with you civilly. Please return the favor! 206 OCGRUTHA All right, let's talk then. 207 OCGRUTHA You're a deathclaw and that means a death sentence... for you, that is! 208 OCGRUTHA I'm sorry, Gruthar. Let's talk. 209 OCGRUTHA Whatever. I'm gone 210 OCGRUTHA No. I am leader here, so I decide. If you do not like this, you can return to your human lands! 211 OCGRUTHA Blow me! 212 OCGRUTHA OK, I'll be going now. 213 OCGRUTHA Of course, Gruthar. I forgot myself for a moment. 214 OCGRUTHA I assure you that I was not trying to be funny or toy with you. Please excuse me if I gave you that impression. I would help you if I could. 215 OCGRUTHA Well, thanks. 216 OCGRUTHA I'm sorry, I didn't mean to smart off like that. 217 OCGRUTHA Give up the civilized act, bud. It don't work with me. 218 OCGRUTHA (Gruthar emits a guttural series of growls) I may not own this place, human, but it is my home and the home of others who rely on me for their protection. Do not push me to the point that either of us will regret it! 219 OCGRUTHA I'm sorry; I've been impolite and overstepped my bounds. 220 OCGRUTHA Screw you and everyone who looks like you! 221 OCGRUTHA Whoa! I'm outta here. 222 OCGRUTHA Thank you. Please go to the control room and replace the module. 223 OCGRUTHA Consider it done! 225 OCGRUTHA You are not welcome here at this time. You may leave. 226 OCGRUTHA Good-bye 227 OCGRUTHA Good-bye. 228 OCGRUTHA Done. 229 OCGRUTHA Apology accepted, human. Have a nice day! 230 OCGRUTHA Done. 231 OCGRUTHA . Have you examined the machine? 232 OCGRUTHA . I will wait for your return. 233 OCGRUTHA . Have you found the part to fix the machine? 234 OCGRUTHA Uh, okay. 235 OCGRUTHA I hope you are enjoying your stay. 236 OCGRUTHA Unfortunately, it had to come to this. I allowed him to stay unharmed as long as he presented no threat to the pack. He chose his path. I hope you understand. 237 OCGRUTHA You bad. 238 OCGRUTHA I understand, Gruthar. 100 OCJIMMY You see a tall, lanky man with thick glasses. 101 OCJIMMY You see Jimmy. 102 OCJIMMY You see a tall, lanky man wearing thick glasses. His brow is furrowed in deep thought and he talks to himself as he wanders about the room. 103 OCJIMMY Oh, hello there. I'm Jim, or Jimmy. Whatcha up to? 104 OCJIMMY Me look around. 105 OCJIMMY Me 106 OCJIMMY Uh... Me wander about. Me go now. 107 OCJIMMY Just looking around. 108 OCJIMMY Hi, Jim. I'm 109 OCJIMMY None of your business, four eyes. Back off. 110 OCJIMMY I'm just wandering about. I'll be leaving now. 111 OCJIMMY Feel free to look all you want but please don't touch anything. There's some sensitive equipment in here. 112 OCJIMMY Me just look around. Me no touch. 113 OCJIMMY I'm just looking around. I won't bother anything. 114 OCJIMMY You're annoying. Go away. 115 OCJIMMY Hey, sorry. I didn't mean to step on your toes. I'll leave you to your business. 116 OCJIMMY Good. 117 OCJIMMY It's a pleasure to meet you, 118 OCJIMMY What would you like to know? 119 OCJIMMY What you do here? 120 OCJIMMY What all this machine? 121 OCJIMMY Vault have overseer. This overseer room? 122 OCJIMMY You here in vault cause you want be? 123 OCJIMMY What you think about D'claws? 124 OCJIMMY Computer need part. You know where get? 125 OCJIMMY Me know enough. Me go now. 126 OCJIMMY What do you do here? 127 OCJIMMY What's all this machinery for? 128 OCJIMMY Isn't this the vault overseer room? 129 OCJIMMY Are you here in the vault because you want to be? 130 OCJIMMY What do you think about the deathclaws? 131 OCJIMMY The computer needs a part. Do you know where I might be able to get it? 132 OCJIMMY I think I'll be going now. 133 OCJIMMY Well... we're having some computer problems and I'm looking into it. Unfortunately my forte is software, not hardware. 134 OCJIMMY What problem? 135 OCJIMMY What's the problem? 136 OCJIMMY Yes, Gruthar mentioned this to me and asked me to take a look. Do you mind? 137 OCJIMMY The voice interface to the mainframe has failed so Gruthar can't give the system instructions for running the vault. The food and water processors have already shut down. The power systems could very well be next. 138 OCJIMMY Why you no use keebored? 139 OCJIMMY Why not just give it keyboard input? 140 OCJIMMY Well, you see, that's the weird part. The system refuses to accept keyboard input. I'm at a loss as to what to do at this point. 141 OCJIMMY Okay me look? 142 OCJIMMY Mind if I take a look at it? 143 OCJIMMY Yes, Gruthar mentioned this to me and asked me to take a look. Do you mind? 144 OCJIMMY Well... no offense, but are you sure you're qualified? Oh, never mind. You can't possibly make matters any worse than they already are. Go right ahead. 145 OCJIMMY You can't make matters any worse than they already are. Go right ahead. 146 OCJIMMY Okay, but me ask more questions first. 147 OCJIMMY All right, but I need to ask you a couple of things first. 148 OCJIMMY This is a mainframe computer system and related support devices. From here all functions of the vault are remotely controlled. 149 OCJIMMY Uh... what you said. 150 OCJIMMY Ah, I see. 151 OCJIMMY Normally the vault overseer would be stationed here but Vault 13 has been fully automated. 152 OCJIMMY Why? 153 OCJIMMY Okay, me ask more. 154 OCJIMMY Why? I mean, isn't that unusual? 155 OCJIMMY I see. Let's change the subject. 156 OCJIMMY I don't know the full story but at one point in the vault's history there was a rebellion. The overseer was either killed or overthrown, I'm not sure which. Anyway, the leaders of the revolution didn't want to entrust the fate of the people to another overseer so they installed this mainframe. The records say it was purchased from... oh, what was that name... Ah, I remember, the 'Brotherhood of Steel.' 157 OCJIMMY You tell about Brotherhood? 158 OCJIMMY Can you tell me anything about this Brotherhood? 159 OCJIMMY No, I'm sorry, but I have no information on them. This all happened ages ago and I've never found any references to them other than this one. However, it's my understanding that the Brotherhood was a military outfit and there are some ruins of what appears to be a military base west of here. That may be what's left of them. 160 OCJIMMY Ok. Me ask other thing. 161 OCJIMMY All right. Let me ask you some other things then. 162 OCJIMMY Oh yeah. I've liked it here ever since I stumbled upon the place and I don't really want to leave. I've always been a loner and don't much care for people, no offense intended. 163 OCJIMMY Me take none. 164 OCJIMMY None taken. 165 OCJIMMY Well... In some ways I admire them for what they are and what they are trying to become. In other ways they scare the hell out of me. I don't think I'll ever get used to the fact that they are just as smart as I am... well, some of them are that smart. 166 OCJIMMY You think they threat to people? 167 OCJIMMY Do you think they are a threat to human society? 168 OCJIMMY Oh, absolutely. They are far superior to us physically and they are our equals mentally. That makes them a pretty big threat. However, it all comes down to morals and ethics in the end. Fortunately, they seem to be ethical and morally well developed. 169 OCJIMMY Me see. 170 OCJIMMY Yeah, I see what you mean. 171 OCJIMMY Hi there. It's good to see you again. What can I help you with? 172 OCJIMMY Need ask question. 173 OCJIMMY Just say hi. Me go. 174 OCJIMMY I need to ask you something. 175 OCJIMMY Just saying hi. 176 OCJIMMY Well, let's see... I suppose the best place to look would be Vault City since they're the most modern place I can think of. You might want to give New Reno a try though. They're closer and they do a lot of trading with Vault City. 177 OCJIMMY Thanks. 178 OCJIMMY Thanks for fixing the computer. You've saved all our butts. 179 OCJIMMY I've got better things to do than shoot the likes of you, but everyone needs a vacation! 180 OCJIMMY . Me ask question? 181 OCJIMMY . Can I ask you some questions? 182 OCJIMMY . I'd be happy to answer some questions. 100 OCJOSEPH You see a short man carrying a book in his hands. 101 OCJOSEPH You see Joseph, the herbalist. 102 OCJOSEPH You see a short man with a book called "Herbs and Their Medicinal Uses." 103 OCJOSEPH Hello, I'm Joseph the herbalist. What can I help you with? 104 OCJOSEPH Got owie. You fix? 105 OCJOSEPH Feel icky. You fix? 106 OCJOSEPH Me gimp, you fix? 107 OCJOSEPH Got questions. Okay? 108 OCJOSEPH Sorry, me go. 109 OCJOSEPH I'm injured. Can you help me? 110 OCJOSEPH I feel ill. Can you help me? 111 OCJOSEPH I'm crippled. Can you help me? 112 OCJOSEPH I wanted to ask you some questions. 113 OCJOSEPH Just saying hello. 114 OCJOSEPH Why, certainly. Hmmm. You'll need to take some of this. I'll apply this balm to the wound. Now just lie back and rest for a couple of hours. 115 OCJOSEPH Me thank. Bye. 116 OCJOSEPH Thanks, Doc. I feel much better. 117 OCJOSEPH Why, certainly. Hmmm. This will take a while, so you'll have to stay here overnight. You'll need to take this, drink this -- all of it, I know it tastes foul. Now, just lie back and I'll wake you in the morning. 118 OCJOSEPH Me feel good. Bye. 119 OCJOSEPH Thanks. That did the trick. 120 OCJOSEPH I'm sorry, but I'm not a medical doctor and I can't perform surgery. I would suggest that you go to one of the bigger cities and see a surgeon. Try the New California Republic. It's east of here. 121 OCJOSEPH Okay. Bye. 122 OCJOSEPH All right. Thanks anyway. 123 OCJOSEPH What would you like to know? 124 OCJOSEPH You prisoner? 125 OCJOSEPH You leave here when want? 126 OCJOSEPH What you know about D'claws? 127 OCJOSEPH How you be here? 128 OCJOSEPH Me go now. 129 OCJOSEPH Are you a prisoner here? 130 OCJOSEPH Can you leave here if you want? 131 OCJOSEPH What can you tell me about the deathclaws? 132 OCJOSEPH How did you come to be here in the first place? 133 OCJOSEPH Thanks for the information. I'll be heading out now. 134 OCJOSEPH No, I'm not a prisoner. I stay because I'm needed here. I've learned to accept the fact that some of my patients are deathclaws. 135 OCJOSEPH Okay. Need know more. 136 OCJOSEPH Thanks. Bye. 137 OCJOSEPH That's very commendable of you. 138 OCJOSEPH I see. 139 OCJOSEPH That's a decision that I can't agree with, but it's your life. 140 OCJOSEPH Yes I can, and often do. I have to collect my herbs from time to time, and I've never been stopped. I used to wonder if the deathclaws were secretly following me and whether or not they would stop me if I tried to leave. So one day I put the theory to test. 141 OCJOSEPH Me got it. Go now. 142 OCJOSEPH Need ask more. 143 OCJOSEPH You took a foolish chance and you're lucky it paid off. 144 OCJOSEPH All right. 145 OCJOSEPH Good idea. I'm glad to see it worked. 146 OCJOSEPH Well, let's see... Deathclaws appear to be mutated Jackson's Chameleons, the horned variety. There are a lot of similarities still present, but an even greater number of differences. The mutation factor is quite high. This species is highly intelligent, about the equivalent of an eight-year-old, with some individuals reaching human normal level. Their learning capacity is very high and they are capable of abstract thought and reasoning. 147 OCJOSEPH Uh... what you said. 148 OCJOSEPH Got go now. 149 OCJOSEPH Uh-huh. 150 OCJOSEPH Wow, I'm impressed with your knowledge. 151 OCJOSEPH Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me. 152 OCJOSEPH I was gathering some herbs one night when a voice called to me out of the darkness. 'I have been watching you,' it said, 'and I know that you are a healer. Are you dedicated to your art enough to heal someone foreign to you? Someone whom many would consider an enemy?' 153 OCJOSEPH Ugh. 154 OCJOSEPH Thanks. Me be leave now. 155 OCJOSEPH What a waste to be here when you could be helping others. 156 OCJOSEPH You are truly a dedicated man who deserves recognition. 157 OCJOSEPH Interesting. 158 OCJOSEPH I'll not help someone like you. Go away. 159 OCJOSEPH I traveled to another town and stayed there a week or so before returning. When I got back, I was warmly welcomed. Gruthar, the pack leader, came to me privately and personally thanked me for coming back. No, I am definitely here because I want to be. 160 OCJOSEPH Although they do not have vocal chords, the deathclaws seem to mimic human speech much the same as a parrot does. I have yet to discover the exact mechanism behind this, so I am unable to say more at this time. Socially, they are pack animals with a very rigid code of ethics. They are led by an 'alpha male' who rules with the mutual consent of the pack. They appear to be extremely loyal to the pack as a whole, treating it as a family unit rather than having individual families as humans do. 161 OCJOSEPH Their sense of right and wrong is very well defined. They do follow a code of ethics that is enforced by the pack as a whole. Violence is never used as a solution to a problem among the pack as far as I can see. There have been no 'capital crimes' committed here, so I can't say how those are handled. Hmmm. That's about all I can think of for now. I hope this helps you. 100 OCJUL You see a deathclaw. It watches you with strangely intelligent eyes. 101 OCJUL You see Jul, the deathclaw. 102 OCJUL You see a typical deathclaw. The creature is huge, with a powerful body, sharp teeth, and long claws. 103 OCJUL Stop. You not go here. This place off limits. 104 OCJUL Okay. Me go. 105 OCJUL What this place? 106 OCJUL Who you? 107 OCJUL All right, I'll leave 108 OCJUL I go where I please, lizard breath! 109 OCJUL What is this place? 110 OCJUL Who are you? 111 OCJUL This hatchery. Pack mother inside. Eggs inside. I guard. All of pack guard. 112 OCJUL Me want talk mother. 113 OCJUL Who you? 114 OCJUL Me go now. 115 OCJUL I'll be leaving then. 116 OCJUL Who are you? 117 OCJUL I'd like to speak to the mother. 118 OCJUL I Jul. Pack warrior. I guard hatchery. I guard mother. 119 OCJUL Me 120 OCJUL Me go now. 121 OCJUL Guard mother important job. You important. 122 OCJUL I'm 123 OCJUL Guarding mother is a position of great responsibility. You must be an important pack member. 124 OCJUL I guess I'll be leaving now. 125 OCJUL You wait. I ask mother. 126 OCJUL Okay. 127 OCJUL Mother say she talk to you. You go in. You not cause trouble. I not want hurt you, but I hurt you bad if you cause trouble. 128 OCJUL Mother say she talk to you. You go in but you go alone; friends stay here. You not cause trouble. I not want hurt you, but I hurt you bad if you cause trouble. 129 OCJUL Okay. 130 OCJUL You think so? I not look at it that way. That make me feel good. I like. Thank you. 131 OCJUL You welcome. Me go now. 132 OCJUL Me want talk mother. 133 OCJUL You're welcome. I've got to go now. 134 OCJUL May I talk to mother? 135 OCJUL Lizard breath... Oh, I get it. Ha ha! Now you get this. I guard here because I meanest, toughest, ruthless son of bitch in whole damn vault. Screw with me, you screw with best. You leave here or I rip you head off and make you watch me crap down throat. 136 OCJUL I'll be going now. 137 OCJUL Oh yeah? Let's see just how tough you are! 138 OCJUL It you again. What you want? 139 OCJUL Me say hi. Me go. 140 OCJUL Who you say you be? 141 OCJUL What this place? 142 OCJUL Just dropped by to say hello. 143 OCJUL What is this place? 144 OCJUL Who are you again? 145 OCJUL You already dead. You just too dumb to fall over. 146 OCJUL . Me want talk mother. 100 OCKERITH You see a deathclaw. 101 OCKERITH You see Kerith, the deathclaw mother. 102 OCKERITH You see a typical deathclaw. The creature is huge, with a powerful body, sharp teeth, and long claws. This one appears to be female but you can not tell with any certainty. You notice the scars of several injuries on her torso. 103 OCKERITH A human visitor is an unexpected but not unwelcome event. I am Kerith. 104 OCKERITH What can I help you with? 105 OCKERITH You D'claw mother? 106 OCKERITH Who D'claw father? 107 OCKERITH Door look like crap. What happen? 108 OCKERITH Who build nest room? 109 OCKERITH Me go now. 110 OCKERITH So, you are the deathclaw mother? 111 OCKERITH Who is the deathclaw father? 112 OCKERITH What happened to the door? It looks like it has seen better days. 113 OCKERITH Who built this hatchery? 114 OCKERITH I'll be leaving now. 115 OCKERITH Yes. I am the current pack mother. After my eggs hatch, the other mothers will have their turn. 116 OCKERITH Okay. 117 OCKERITH Other mothers? 118 OCKERITH I see. 119 OCKERITH There are other mothers? 120 OCKERITH Yes, there are more mothers. Should anything happen to me, one will be chosen to take my place. The pack must survive. 121 OCKERITH Uh, me understand. 122 OCKERITH I understand. 123 OCKERITH These eggs were sired by Gruthar, the pack leader. It is Gruthar who decides who will mate and who will not. The pack will be made strong by Gruthar. 124 OCKERITH Uh, okay. 125 OCKERITH Hmmm. I see. Selective breeding to improve the strain. 126 OCKERITH That is a painful memory. A treacherous human sneaked in here and planted a bomb among the eggs while I was asleep. Fortunately he was not as stealthy leaving and I awoke to find the bomb. There was not enough time to deal with the device properly, so I threw it at the door and placed myself between it and the eggs. The eggs and I survived. The door did not. 127 OCKERITH What happen to human? 128 OCKERITH How get by guard outside? 129 OCKERITH Me got more questions. 130 OCKERITH What happened to the person who did this? 131 OCKERITH How did this person get by the guard outside? 132 OCKERITH I have some more questions. 133 OCKERITH His name is Matt, and he is a prisoner here. Personally, I wanted him dead -- but Gruthar would not allow it. I do not see the wisdom in this, but Gruthar's word is law and he will be obeyed. Should you talk to this human, take care. He can not be trusted! 134 OCKERITH How get by guard outside? 135 OCKERITH Okay. 136 OCKERITH How did this person get by the guard outside? 137 OCKERITH Okay. 138 OCKERITH The guard was added after this incident occurred. We were more trusting back then. Now we are more careful. 139 OCKERITH What happen to human? 140 OCKERITH Me got it. 141 OCKERITH What happened to this person? 142 OCKERITH I see. 143 OCKERITH We built the cave portion, and a human friend installed the door. He got the parts from a settlement north-east of here. 144 OCKERITH That nice. 145 OCKERITH That's nice. 146 OCKERITH Hello again. It is good to see you. What can I help you with? 147 OCKERITH Me just say hello. Me go now. 148 OCKERITH Just saying hi. I'll be going now. 100 OCMATT You see a tall, slender man. 101 OCMATT You see Matt. 102 OCMATT You see a tall, slender man with short hair and a wild look in his eye. You can feel him staring back at you. 103 OCMATT Is there something that I can help you with, stranger? 104 OCMATT Me ask questions? 105 OCMATT No, wavy. 106 OCMATT Yes, I'd like to ask you some questions. 107 OCMATT No, I'll be leaving. 108 OCMATT What do you want? 109 OCMATT Who you? 110 OCMATT You prisoner? 111 OCMATT Me go now. 112 OCMATT Who are you? 113 OCMATT Are you a prisoner here. 114 OCMATT I'll be leaving now. 115 OCMATT My name is Matt. Does it matter? 116 OCMATT Guess not. 117 OCMATT Humph. Me go. 118 OCMATT Okay, I'll just leave. 119 OCMATT Not really. 120 OCMATT Yes, as a matter of fact I am. I stumbled upon this place and got myself captured by the deathclaws. They give me freedom of movement within the lower levels of the vault, but I can never go to level 1 where the exit is. 121 OCMATT Why? 122 OCMATT Okay. 123 OCMATT Me outta here. 124 OCMATT Why? 125 OCMATT I see. 126 OCMATT I'll be going now. 127 OCMATT Because, unlike the rest of the sheep who live here, I recognize them as a threat to humanity. They know that if I get out of here I will see to it that they are wiped off the face of the earth! Look: They can think for themselves, they can learn, they can read and even write if they dip a claw in ink. They are fast, tough, perceptive, and deadly. If their numbers grow large enough, they will be the greatest threat that the human race could ever face. Think about it. They need to be eliminated! 128 OCMATT Hmm. You make sense. 129 OCMATT Me think you wrong. 130 OCMATT I realize that they are a potential threat, but I trust them. 131 OCMATT You do have a point. What should we do? 132 OCMATT Alone I don't stand a chance, but together we can fight our way out of here. How about it? 133 OCMATT Yes. 134 OCMATT No. 135 OCMATT Arrgh! You're a fool to trust them. If you change your mind come back and get me. 136 OCMATT Bye. 137 OCMATT Have you changed your mind? Will you help me get out of here? 138 OCMATT Yes. 139 OCMATT No. 140 OCMATT You seem to have bought yourself a shit storm! 141 OCMATT Me not here about escape. Me here because someone break computer. You do? 142 OCMATT I'm not here to talk about escape plans. Someone sabotaged the mainframe computer interface. Know anything about that? 143 OCMATT You seem to have bought yourself a shit storm! 144 OCMATT Yeah. I destroyed the voice module and then I disabled all keyboard input. 145 OCMATT Why? 146 OCMATT With the mainframe offline the vault will eventually shut down. Without food or water the deathclaws will be forced to begin raiding human lands for their needs. Eventually they will be discovered and their threat to humanity can be dealt with. 147 OCMATT Others here. They need food, water. You no care about them? 148 OCMATT What about the others who live here. Aren't you concerned with their fate? 149 OCMATT Not in the least. They are simply casualties of war. 150 OCMATT Me go now. 151 OCMATT Me think me shoot you now. 152 OCMATT Good job. 153 OCMATT I see. I'll be going now. 154 OCMATT I think I'll shoot you now. You are obviously dangerous. 100 OCSANDY You see a small girl wearing a yellow dress. 101 OCSANDY You see Sandy, the child. 102 OCSANDY You see a small girl wearing a yellow dress with flowers on it. She appears to be meowing like a cat. She has on a name tag that says "Sandy". 103 OCSANDY Meow... meow... I am a cat. And I have special powers that only cats have. What are you? 104 OCSANDY Me doggy! Woof! Woof! Who you? 105 OCSANDY Urrrh? (confused puppy look) 106 OCSANDY You strange. Me gone. 107 OCSANDY I'm the person that's gonna kick your ass if you don't stop this cat nonsense and tell me your name. 108 OCSANDY I'm just a normal person who is quite impressed with your special nature. Can you tell me your name? 109 OCSANDY Never mind. 110 OCSANDY (Giggles) You look funny! Meow... I'm Sandy. I'm not really a cat. I just like to play like I am. 111 OCSANDY (Screams) Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! 112 OCSANDY I'm Sandy. I'm not really a cat, I just like to play. 113 OCSANDY Me play too. Me ask you questions? 114 OCSANDY Me leave now. 115 OCSANDY I see. Can I ask you some questions? 116 OCSANDY Okay, I'm history. 117 OCSANDY What do you want to ask me? 118 OCSANDY You forced stay here? 119 OCSANDY You like be here? 120 OCSANDY You safe here? 121 OCSANDY Never mind. Me leave. 122 OCSANDY Are you forced to stay here? 123 OCSANDY Do you like it here? 124 OCSANDY Are you safe here? 125 OCSANDY Never mind. Bye 126 OCSANDY Yeah. My mom always tells me where I can and can't go. She tells me where I can play and when to eat and when to go to bed and when to go potty and when to go to school and everything. I don't think it's fair that she can do anything she wants but I've gotta do what she says all the time. 127 OCSANDY Ok. 128 OCSANDY Me got leave now. 129 OCSANDY I see. 130 OCSANDY I think I've heard enough for now. Bye. 131 OCSANDY I guess. I miss not having other kids to play with but Mom says that will change some day. She thinks other kids will come to live here. Until they do I like to play with Valdis. He's funny and he gives me piggy back rides. Mom says I should leave Valdis alone. He's busy and doesn't have time to play but he always plays with me when I ask him. I just don't tell Mom about it anymore. 132 OCSANDY Piggy... (confused puppy look) 133 OCSANDY Me go. 134 OCSANDY That's nice. 135 OCSANDY Ok, see ya. 136 OCSANDY Yeah. Mommy takes care of me and Valdis wouldn't let anyone hurt me. I'm safe here. 137 OCSANDY Ok. Me go now. 138 OCSANDY Good; I'll be leaving then. 139 OCSANDY Hi. 100 OCTHEARN You see a deathclaw. It watches you with strangely intelligent eyes. 101 OCTHEARN You see Thearn, the deathclaw. 102 OCTHEARN You see a typical deathclaw. The creature is huge, with a powerful body, sharp teeth, and long claws. 103 OCTHEARN Forgive. I no speak well. I try talk you. 104 OCTHEARN You want what? 105 OCTHEARN Who you? 106 OCTHEARN What you do? 107 OCTHEARN How smart you? 108 OCTHEARN Me go now. 109 OCTHEARN Who are you? 110 OCTHEARN What are you doing here? 111 OCTHEARN No offense, but just how smart are you? 112 OCTHEARN Well, just passing the time. 113 OCTHEARN I Thearn. Who you? 114 OCTHEARN Me 115 OCTHEARN Me leave. 116 OCTHEARN I've got to go. 117 OCTHEARN It's a pleasure to meet you, Thearn. I'm 118 OCTHEARN Got it. 119 OCTHEARN Now that I think about it, I don't give a radrat's ass who you are. 120 OCTHEARN I guard hall. Safety of pack goal. 121 OCTHEARN Oh... Uh... 122 OCTHEARN Guard? What? 123 OCTHEARN Ok. Me go. 124 OCTHEARN Well, continue on. I'll be leaving now. 125 OCTHEARN You're doing a great job! 126 OCTHEARN You call yourself a guard? Ha! 127 OCTHEARN What are you guarding the hall against? 128 OCTHEARN Intruder. Human, deathclaw, whatever. Pack threatened, I attack. 129 OCTHEARN Ah. 130 OCTHEARN I see. 131 OCTHEARN I'd be surprised if you're smart enough to tell a friend from a foe. 132 OCTHEARN I feel sorry for any intruders who happen upon you. 133 OCTHEARN Never mind. I'll be seeing you. 134 OCTHEARN How I judge? Not know. Some things understand much. Some things understand little. Lot things understand not. 135 OCTHEARN You, me, same. 136 OCTHEARN Yeah, well that describes me as well. 137 OCTHEARN You're doing ok. 138 OCTHEARN In other words, you're a dumbass. 139 OCTHEARN You pack friend. You save pack by fix machine. 140 OCTHEARN Hello again. I still guard here. 142 OCTHEARN Arrrrrrrrrgggh! Die! 100 OCVALDIS You see a deathclaw. It watches you with strangely intelligent eyes. 101 OCVALDIS You see Valdis, the deathclaw. 102 OCVALDIS You see a typical deathclaw. The creature is huge, with a powerful body, sharp teeth, and long claws. 103 OCVALDIS Greetings, human. 104 OCVALDIS How may I serve you? 105 OCVALDIS Who you be? 106 OCVALDIS What you do? 107 OCVALDIS Brain hurt. Me come back later. 108 OCVALDIS Hello, who are you? 109 OCVALDIS What's your job? 110 OCVALDIS No offense to your fellow deathclaws, but you sound more... educated, shall we say? 111 OCVALDIS Well, just passing the time. 112 OCVALDIS I am called Valdis. And you are? 113 OCVALDIS Me human. 114 OCVALDIS Oooo! Something shiny. Me go. 115 OCVALDIS Hey, I'm the one asking the questions here. 116 OCVALDIS I've got to go. 117 OCVALDIS Glad to meet you, I'm 118 OCVALDIS Got it. 119 OCVALDIS I am currently guarding this area of the vault against any unauthorized personnel. 120 OCVALDIS Un awe thor iced person el? 121 OCVALDIS Uh... sure. 122 OCVALDIS You talk funny. Me leave. 123 OCVALDIS I'll be leaving now, Valdis. 124 OCVALDIS I see. 125 OCVALDIS Well, you certainly seem to know your job well. 126 OCVALDIS Do you have the brains to decide who is or is not 'authorized?' 127 OCVALDIS Why yes, I do. I also have enough brains to decide who is or is not an asshole -- and I have concluded that you excel in that catagory! Now, why don't you leave before I dance on your face for half an hour? 128 OCVALDIS All right. 129 OCVALDIS Bad lizard. Now I have to shoot you. 130 OCVALDIS Hey, I'm sorry. I'll watch my tongue from now on. 131 OCVALDIS Yes. We are quite diverse in our levels of education. I am doing my best to continue mine in my spare time. 132 OCVALDIS An iguana with a goal. How freaking cute. 133 OCVALDIS You're doing ok. 134 OCVALDIS That's an excellent goal. Keep it up. 135 OCVALDIS Huh? I am well aware that you are human. I was inquiring about your name. 136 OCVALDIS Not ask name, ask 'you are.' I are human. 137 OCVALDIS Me know. Me just test you. Uh... you pass. 138 OCVALDIS Hear someone call. Me go. 139 OCVALDIS I see. Let us try this again. Hello. I am Valdis. What is your name? 140 OCVALDIS Me 141 OCVALDIS Bye. 142 OCVALDIS Unauthorized personnel. Meaning 'people who do not have permission to be here.' 143 OCVALDIS Ok. Me understand. 144 OCVALDIS Me get another of those headaches. Me go now. 145 OCVALDIS My goal is to maintain as much patience as I can, in light of the fact that you are being rude. If you can not deal with me civilly, then please leave. 146 OCVALDIS Sorry, I'll try to be more civil. 147 OCVALDIS Shove it. 148 OCVALDIS Yeah. 149 OCVALDIS Good day to you. 150 OCVALDIS I regret the fact that I must kill you. 0 OPTIONS SAVE GAME 1 OPTIONS LOAD GAME 2 OPTIONS PREFERENCES 3 OPTIONS EXIT GAME 4 OPTIONS DONE 100 OPTIONS GAME PREFERENCES 101 OPTIONS GAME DIFFICULTY 102 OPTIONS COMBAT DIFFICULTY 103 OPTIONS VIOLENCE LEVEL 104 OPTIONS TARGET HIGHLIGHT 105 OPTIONS COMBAT LOOKS 106 OPTIONS COMBAT MESSAGES 107 OPTIONS COMBAT TAUNTS 108 OPTIONS LANGUAGE FILTER 109 OPTIONS RUNNING 110 OPTIONS SUBTITLES 111 OPTIONS ITEM HIGHLIGHT 112 OPTIONS COMBAT SPEED 113 OPTIONS TEXT DELAY 114 OPTIONS MASTER AUDIO VOLUME 115 OPTIONS MUSIC/MOVIE VOLUME 116 OPTIONS SOUND EFFECTS VOLUME 117 OPTIONS SPEECH VOLUME 118 OPTIONS BRIGHTNESS LEVEL 119 OPTIONS MOUSE SENSITIVITY 120 OPTIONS DEFAULT 121 OPTIONS CANCEL 122 OPTIONS Affect player speed 123 OPTIONS Pipboy speech 201 OPTIONS On 202 OPTIONS Off 203 OPTIONS Easy 204 OPTIONS Normal 205 OPTIONS Hard 206 OPTIONS Wimpy 207 OPTIONS Normal 208 OPTIONS Rough 209 OPTIONS Normal 210 OPTIONS Fastest 211 OPTIONS Verbose 212 OPTIONS Brief 213 OPTIONS Targeting Only 214 OPTIONS None 215 OPTIONS Minimal 216 OPTIONS Maximum Blood 217 OPTIONS Slow 218 OPTIONS Faster 219 OPTIONS Always 220 OPTIONS Lots 221 OPTIONS Quiet 222 OPTIONS Loud 223 OPTIONS Brighter 224 OPTIONS Wide 300 OPTIONS DONE 301 OPTIONS PAUSED 1000 OPTIONS Sorry, the preferences menu is not 100 OSCOMPTR You see a computer terminal. 101 OSCOMPTR You see the voice interface terminal. 102 OSCOMPTR You see a standard computer terminal, modified for voice commands. 103 OSCOMPTR You examine the computer terminal, but cannot find anything obviously wrong with it. What do you do? 104 OSCOMPTR Hit it in that 'special' way. 105 OSCOMPTR Kick it in that 'special' spot. 106 OSCOMPTR Run the diagnostic program. 107 OSCOMPTR Open it up and look inside. 108 OSCOMPTR Leave it alone. 109 OSCOMPTR You gaze at the console for a while and decide upon the best spot to place a punch. After giving it your best 'this'll fix it' hit, the monitor flashes a couple of times and then stabilizes. There is no other effect. What do you do? 110 OSCOMPTR Kick it in that 'special' spot. 111 OSCOMPTR Run the diagnostic program. 112 OSCOMPTR Open it up and look inside. 113 OSCOMPTR Leave it alone. 114 OSCOMPTR This well-known repair method produces two results. First, the monitor seems to go haywire for several seconds and then stabilizes. Second, you hear a breaking metal type of sound and the panel you kicked falls to the floor. What do you do? 115 OSCOMPTR Run the diagnostic program. 116 OSCOMPTR Damn thing's open. Might as well look inside. 117 OSCOMPTR Leave it alone. 118 OSCOMPTR You are certain that the system should have a set of diagnostic routines available. However, the keyboard input seems to have been disabled. The unit accepts voice commands only. What do you do? 119 OSCOMPTR The only thing left is to look inside. 120 OSCOMPTR Leave it alone. 121 OSCOMPTR Peering into the mass of cables and circuit boards, you find that the system has been deliberately sabotaged. One of the circuit boards, the voice recognition module, is beyond repair and must be replaced. Now all you need to do is find a replacement module. 122 OSCOMPTR Done. 123 OSCOMPTR Done. 124 OSCOMPTR You install the module in the terminal. The system is repaired. 125 OSCOMPTR The terminal needs a voice recognition module installed before it can become operational. 126 OSCOMPTR Done. 127 OSCOMPTR The system is working fine now. 128 OSCOMPTR Accessing security footage, loading holographic playback... 129 OSCOMPTR You are the last, Gruthar. The stain of your kind will soon be wiped clean. 130 OSCOMPTR You tell your so-called President that he will burn for this. 131 OSCOMPTR Whatever. You were never anything more than a talking animal. 132 OSCOMPTR That may be, but we were created through your experimentation. Your gave us life! 133 OSCOMPTR And now I give you death. 134 OSCOMPTR Take his body. The doctor wanted a specimen. 100 OSVDRCMP You see the vault door terminal. 30 OVRINTRO Ahh, you're here. Good. 80 OVRINTRO We've got a problem. A big one. 117 OVRINTRO The controller chip for our water purification system 165 OVRINTRO has given up the ghost. 205 OVRINTRO Can't make another one and the process is too complicated 250 OVRINTRO for a work around system. 290 OVRINTRO Simply put, we're running out of drinking water. 355 OVRINTRO No water, no Vault. 410 OVRINTRO This is crucial to our survival. 470 OVRINTRO And frankly, I... I think you're the only hope we have. 560 OVRINTRO You need to go find us another controller chip. 615 OVRINTRO We estimate we have four to five months 650 OVRINTRO before the Vault runs out of water. 695 OVRINTRO We need that chip. 735 OVRINTRO We marked your map with the location of another Vault. 785 OVRINTRO Not a bad place to start I think. 855 OVRINTRO Look, just be safe, OK? 101 PERK Awareness 102 PERK Bonus HtH Attacks 103 PERK Bonus HtH Damage 104 PERK Bonus Move 105 PERK Bonus Ranged Damage 106 PERK Bonus Rate of Fire 107 PERK Earlier Sequence 108 PERK Faster Healing 109 PERK More Criticals 110 PERK Night Vision 111 PERK Presence 112 PERK Rad Resistance 113 PERK Toughness 114 PERK Strong Back 115 PERK Sharpshooter 116 PERK Silent Running 117 PERK Survivalist 118 PERK Master Trader 119 PERK Educated 120 PERK Healer 121 PERK Fortune Finder 122 PERK Better Criticals 123 PERK Empathy 124 PERK Slayer 125 PERK Sniper 126 PERK Silent Death 127 PERK Action Boy 128 PERK Mental Block 129 PERK Lifegiver 130 PERK Dodger 131 PERK Snakeater 132 PERK Mr. Fixit 133 PERK Medic 134 PERK Master Thief 135 PERK Speaker 136 PERK Heave Ho! 137 PERK ERROR -- UNIMPED 138 PERK Pickpocket 139 PERK Ghost 140 PERK Cult of Personality 141 PERK Scrounger 142 PERK Explorer 143 PERK Flower Child 144 PERK Pathfinder 145 PERK Animal Friend 146 PERK Scout 147 PERK Mysterious Stranger 148 PERK Ranger 149 PERK Quick Pockets 150 PERK Smooth Talker 151 PERK Swift Learner 152 PERK Tag! 153 PERK Mutate! 154 PERK Nuka-Cola Reliance 155 PERK Buffout Reliance 156 PERK Mentats Reliance 157 PERK Psycho Reliance 158 PERK Radaway Reliance 159 PERK Weapon Long Range 160 PERK Weapon Accurate 161 PERK Weapon Penetrate 162 PERK Weapon Knockback 163 PERK Powered Armor 164 PERK Combat Armor 165 PERK Weapon Scope Range 166 PERK Weapon Fast Reload 167 PERK Weapon Night Sight 168 PERK Weapon Flameboy 169 PERK Armor Advanced I 170 PERK Armor Advanced II 171 PERK Jet Reliance 172 PERK Tragic Reliance 173 PERK Armor Charisma 174 PERK Gecko Skinning 175 PERK Dermal Impact Armor 176 PERK Dermal Impact Asslt. Enhance. 177 PERK Phoenix Armor Implants 178 PERK Phoenix Assault Enhancement 179 PERK Vault City Inoculations 180 PERK Adrenaline Rush 181 PERK Cautious Nature 182 PERK Comprehension 183 PERK Demolition Expert 184 PERK Gambler 185 PERK Gain Strength 186 PERK Gain Perception 187 PERK Gain Endurance 188 PERK Gain Charisma 189 PERK Gain Intelligence 190 PERK Gain Agility 191 PERK Gain Luck 192 PERK Harmless 193 PERK Here and Now 194 PERK HtH Evade 195 PERK Kama Sutra Master 196 PERK Karma Beacon 197 PERK Light Step 198 PERK Living Anatomy 199 PERK Magnetic Personality 200 PERK Negotiator 201 PERK Pack Rat 202 PERK Pyromaniac 203 PERK Quick Recovery 204 PERK Salesman 205 PERK Stonewall 206 PERK Thief 207 PERK Weapon Handling 208 PERK Vault City Training 209 PERK Alcohol Raised hit points 210 PERK Alcohol Raised hit points II 211 PERK Alcohol Lowered hit points 212 PERK Alcohol Lowered hit points II 213 PERK Autodoc Raised hit points 214 PERK Autodoc Raised hit points II 215 PERK Autodoc Lowered hit points 216 PERK Autodoc Lowered hit points II 217 PERK Expert Excrement Expeditor 218 PERK Weapon Enhanced Knockout 219 PERK Jinxed 1101 PERK With Awareness, you are given detailed information about any critter you examine. You see their exact hit points and information about any weapon they are equipped with. 1102 PERK You have learned the secret arts of the East, or you just punch faster. In any case, your Hand-to-Hand attacks cost 1 AP less to perform. 1103 PERK Experience in unarmed combat has given you the edge when it comes to damage. You cause +2 points of damage with hand-to-hand and melee attacks for each level of this Perk. 1104 PERK For each level of Bonus Move, you get 2 free APs each turn that can only be used for movement. In other words, you can move 2 free hexes each turn for each level of this Perk. 1105 PERK Your training in firearms and other ranged weapons has made you more deadly in ranged combat. For each level of this Perk, you do +2 points of damage with ranged weapons. 1106 PERK This Perk allows you to pull the trigger a little faster and still remain as accurate as before. Each ranged weapon attack costs 1 AP less to perform. 1107 PERK You are more likely to move before your opponents in combat, since your Sequence is +2 for each level of this Perk. 1108 PERK With each level of this Perk, you get a +2 bonus to your Healing Rate. This is in addition to your normal healing rate, thus you heal faster. 1109 PERK You are more likely to cause critical hits in combat if you have this Perk. Each level of More Criticals gets you an additional +5% chance to cause a critical hit. 1110 PERK With the Night Vision Perk, you can see in the dark better. This will reduce the overall darkness level by 20%. 1111 PERK You command attention by just walking into a room. The initial reaction of another person is improved by 10% for each level of this Perk. 1112 PERK You are better able to avoid radiation and the bad effects radiation causes. Each level of this Perk improves your Radiation Resistance by 15%. 1113 PERK When you are tough, you take less damage. Each level of this Perk adds +10% to your general damage resistance. 1114 PERK AKA Mule. You can carry an additional 50 pounds of equipment for each level of this Perk. 1115 PERK You have a talent for hitting things at longer distances. For each level of this Perk, you get a +2 bonus to Perception for the purposes of determining range modifiers. It's easier than ever to kill at long range! 1116 PERK With this Perk, you now have the ability to move quickly and still remain quiet. You can Sneak and run at the same time. Without this Perk, you would automatically stop Sneaking if you ran. 1117 PERK You are a master of the outdoors. This Perk confers the ability to survive in hostile environments. You get a +25% bonus to Outdoorsman. 1118 PERK You have mastered one aspect of bartering - buying goods far more cheaply than normal. With this Perk, you get a 25% discount when purchasing items from a store or another trader. 1119 PERK Each level of Educated adds +2 skill points when you gain a new experience level. This Perk works best when purchased early in your adventure. 1120 PERK The healing of bodies comes easier to you with this Perk. Each level of this Perk heals 4-10 additional hit points when using the First Aid or Doctor skills. 1121 PERK You have the talent of finding money. You find additional money in random encounters in the desert. 1122 PERK The critical hits you cause in combat are more devastating. You gain a 20% bonus on the critical hit table, almost ensuring that more damage will be done. This does not affect the chance to cause a critical hit. 1123 PERK You have studied other human beings, giving you inside knowledge of their emotional reaction to you. You will see the reaction level of the person you are talking to when involved in an indepth conversation. 1124 PERK The Slayer walks the earth! In hand-to-hand combat all of your hits are upgraded to critical hits, causing destruction and mayhem. 1125 PERK You have mastered the firearm as a source of pain. With this Perk, any successful hit in combat with a ranged weapon will be upgraded to a critical hit if you also make a Luck roll. 1126 PERK While Sneaking, if you hit a critter in the back, you will cause double damage using a hand-to-hand attack. Silent Death is that kind of Perk. 1127 PERK Each level of Action Boy (insert Girl if you wish) gives you an additional AP to spend every combat turn. You can use these generic APs on any task. 1128 PERK Mental Block is the ability to tune out any outside mental interference. You must have learned this talent from a passing guru, or from a really late night at a bar. 1129 PERK With each level of this Perk, you gain an additional 4 Hit Points every time you advance a level. This is in addition to the hit points you already gain per level based off of your endurance. 1130 PERK You are less likely to be hit in combat if you have this Perk. You gain a +5 to your Armor Class, in addition to the AC bonus from any armor worn. 1131 PERK Yum! Tastes like chicken. For each level of this Perk, you gain +25% to your Poison Resistance. 1132 PERK This Perk will give you a one-time bonus of +10% to the Repair and Science skills. A little late night cramming never hurt anybody, especially you. 1133 PERK The Medic Perk gives you a one-time bonus of +10% to the First Aid and Doctor skills. Healing skills are a good thing. 1134 PERK A Master Thief is proficient at stealing and picking locks. You gain +15 to Stealing and Lockpicking. Steal from the rich, and give to you. 1135 PERK Being a Speaker means you have a one-time bonus of +20% to Speech. From the mouth of babes and all that. 1136 PERK Each level of the Heave Ho! Perk gives you an additional +2 to Strength (up to 10,) for purposes of determining range with thrown weapons only. This Perk will not exceed a weapon's maximum range. 1137 PERK ERROR.UNIMPED! 1138 PERK You are much more adept at stealing than the normal crook. You can steal with the best of them, because with this Perk, you ignore size and facing modifiers when stealing from a person. 1139 PERK When the sun goes down or you are in a poorly lit area, you move like a ghost with this Perk. Your Sneak skill is enhanced +20% in dark conditions. 1140 PERK Your reputation is always positive to people. Without this Perk, a large negative reputation would have a bad effect on good natured people. This works in the reverse as well. Evil people will even treat Mr. Goodie Good as one of the gang. 1141 PERK You can find more ammo than the normal post-holocaust survivor. This Perk doubles the amount of ammo found in random encounters. 1142 PERK The mark of the Explorer is to search out new and interesting locations. With this Perk, you have a greater chance of finding special places and people. 1143 PERK With this Perk, you are less likely to be reliant to chems (50% less likely, actually), and you suffer half the withdrawal time of a normal person. 1144 PERK The Pathfinder is better able to find the shortest route. With this Perk, your travel time on the World Map is reduced by 25% for each level. 1145 PERK Animals will not attack one of their friends, unless the animal is threatened or attacked first. Exactly what an animal is in this world is open to debate. 1146 PERK You have improved your ability to see distant locations, increasing the size of explorations on the World Map by one square in each direction. You also have a better chance of finding special encounters. 1147 PERK With this Perk, you have gained the attention of a Mysterious Stranger, who will appear to help you from time to time. If your ally is lost in combat, do not expect him (or her) to be replaced. 1148 PERK You gain a +15% toward your Outdoorsman skill. You are more likely to avoid random encounters if you choose, and tend to find those "special" encounters more than most. 1149 PERK You have learned to pack your equipment better. Accessing your inventory only costs you 2 Action Points in Combat instead of 4. 1150 PERK You have learned to increase your dialog options without understanding what you're talking about. Each level of this Perk will increase your Intelligence by one, up to 10, for purposes of dialog only. 1151 PERK You are indeed a Swift Learner with this Perk, as each level gives you an additional +5% bonus whenever you earn experience points. This is best taken early. 1152 PERK Your skills have improved to the point where you can pick an additional Tag Skill. Tag skills increase twice as fast. 1153 PERK The radiation of the wasteland has changed you! One of your Traits has mutated into something else... 1154 PERK You crave another Nuka-Cola. 1155 PERK You've got the shakes. 1156 PERK You feel groggy. 1157 PERK You feel light-headed. 1158 PERK You feel nauseous. 1159 PERK Weapon Long Range 1160 PERK Weapon Accurate 1161 PERK Weapon Penetrate 1162 PERK Weapon Knockback 1163 PERK Powered Armor 1164 PERK Combat Armor 1165 PERK Weapon Scope Range 1166 PERK Weapon Fast Reload 1167 PERK Weapon Night Sight 1168 PERK Weapon Flameboy 1169 PERK Armor Advanced I 1170 PERK Armor Advanced II 1171 PERK Everything is moving so slowly... you need to get some more Jet, right NOW! 1172 PERK You feel a burning desire to open another box of Tragic cards. 1173 PERK Armor Charisma 1174 PERK You have the knowledge of how to skin geckos properly to get their hides. 1175 PERK You have inherent protection against physical attacks. 1176 PERK You have extra inherent protection against physical attacks. 1177 PERK You have inherent protection against energy attacks. 1178 PERK You have extra inherent protection against energy attacks. 1179 PERK You have gained +10% resistance to both poison and radiation. 1180 PERK With this Perk, you gain +1 to your Strength when you drop below 1/2 of your max hit points. 1181 PERK You are more alert outdoors and enemies are less likely to sneak up on you. With this Perk you get a +3 to your perception in random encounters when determining placement. 1182 PERK You pay much closer attention to the smaller details when reading. You gain 50% more skill points when reading books. 1183 PERK You are an expert when it comes to the fine art of handling explosives. They always go off when they're supposed to, as well as causing extra damage. 1184 PERK You can roll with the best of them. You gain +20% to your gambling skill. 1185 PERK With this Perk you gain +1 to your Strength. 1186 PERK With this Perk you gain +1 to your Perception. 1187 PERK With this Perk you gain +1 to your Endurance. 1188 PERK With this Perk you gain +1 to your Charisma. 1189 PERK With this Perk you gain +1 to your Intelligence. 1190 PERK With this Perk you gain +1 to your Agility. 1191 PERK With this Perk you gain +1 to your Luck. 1192 PERK Your innocent demeanor makes stealing from people a little easier. You gain 20% to your Steal skill. 1193 PERK With this Perk you immediately gain one experience level. 1194 PERK If both item slots are empty, each unused action point gives you a +2 instead of +1 towards your armor class at the end of your turn, plus 1/12 of your unarmed skill. 1195 PERK When it comes to pleasing sexually, you wrote the book. 1196 PERK Your Karma shines twice as bright. Whether good or bad, your Karma is doubled for any kind of reaction or modifiers. 1197 PERK You are agile, lucky, and always careful. This perk halves your chances of setting off a trap. 1198 PERK You have a better understanding of living creatures and their strengths and weaknesses. You get a one-time bonus of +10% to Doctor, and you do +5 damage per attack to living creatures. 1199 PERK You get 1 extra slot in your companion limit, but don't forget that more than 5 is always a crowd. 1200 PERK You are a very skilled negotiator. Not only can you barter with the best of them, but you can talk your way into or out of almost anything. With this Perk you gain +10% to both Barter and Speech. 1201 PERK You are efficient at arranging your inventory in general. This makes it much easier to carry that little extra you've always needed. 1202 PERK You do extra damage with fire-based weapons, and enemies always seem to die in the most painful fiery fashion. 1203 PERK You are quick at recovering from being knocked down. 1204 PERK You are an adept salesperson. With this Perk you gain +20% towards your Barter skill. 1205 PERK You are much less likely to be knocked down in combat. 1206 PERK The blood of a thief runs through your veins. With the Thief Perk, you get a one-time bonus of +10% to your Sneak, Lockpick, Steal, and Traps skills. A well rounded thief is a live thief. 1207 PERK You can wield weapons much larger than normally allowed. You gain a +3 to your strength for the purposes of Strength checks when trying to wield weaponry. 1208 PERK You have received the Vault City medical training. 1209 PERK Your hit points have been enhanced a little by repeated drunkeness. 1210 PERK Your hit points have been enhanced a little more by repeated drunkeness. 1211 PERK Your hit points have been lowered slightly by repeated drunkeness. 1212 PERK Your hit points have been lowered slightly by repeated drunkeness. 1217 PERK You can sling bull with the best of them. 1218 PERK Weapon Enhanced Knockout 200 PI8BALL Outlook good. 201 PI8BALL Outlook not so good. 202 PI8BALL My reply is no. 203 PI8BALL Don't count on it. 204 PI8BALL You may rely on it. 205 PI8BALL Ask again later. 206 PI8BALL Most likely. 207 PI8BALL Cannot predict now. 208 PI8BALL Yes. 209 PI8BALL Yes. Definitely. 210 PI8BALL Better not to tell you now. 211 PI8BALL It is certain. 212 PI8BALL Very doubtful. 213 PI8BALL It is decidedly so. 214 PI8BALL Concentrate and ask again. 215 PI8BALL Signs point to yes. 216 PI8BALL My sources say no. 217 PI8BALL Without a doubt. 218 PI8BALL Reply hazy, try again. 219 PI8BALL As I see it, yes. 220 PI8BALL Stop shaking me so hard. It hurts. 221 PI8BALL You have a strong right arm. 222 PI8BALL Please wipe your hands before shaking me again. 223 PI8BALL Temporarily out of service. 224 PI8BALL Closed by order of the RPG Board. 225 PI8BALL Keep shaking me, and there'll be trouble. 226 PI8BALL I'm getting sick. 227 PI8BALL I'm getting nauseous. 228 PI8BALL Your hands are warm. 229 PI8BALL Feargus was against putting me in the game. He's a big meanie. 230 PI8BALL Your score is 23 out of 100. You have quite a ways to go yet. 231 PI8BALL Scotty Everts sighs a lot when he sees how many inventory items are in the game. 232 PI8BALL Look in the first floor men's bathroom toilet in the Mordino casino in New Reno. 233 PI8BALL If you activate the cross labeled 'Trash' in Golgotha, you'll find a secret. 234 PI8BALL Go back and talk to Father Tully in New Reno after you have finished the game. 235 PI8BALL You can use me as a weapon, you know. 236 PI8BALL Stop shaking me so hard. 237 PI8BALL Your LUCK is very high. Keep shaking me for clues! 100 PIPBOY Happy New Year's Day! 101 PIPBOY Happy Valentine's Day! 102 PIPBOY Happy All Fool's Day! 103 PIPBOY Happy Ship Day! 104 PIPBOY Happy Independence Day! 105 PIPBOY Happy Halloween! 106 PIPBOY Happy Thanksgiving Day! 107 PIPBOY Merry Christmas! 200 PIPBOY MORE 201 PIPBOY BACK 202 PIPBOY STATUS 203 PIPBOY No current tasks. 204 PIPBOY CLUES 205 PIPBOY AUTOMAPS 206 PIPBOY VIDEO ARCHIVES 207 PIPBOY DATA 210 PIPBOY Status 211 PIPBOY DATA 212 PIPBOY of 213 PIPBOY Page 214 PIPBOY DONE 215 PIPBOY You cannot rest at this location! 300 PIPBOY ALARM CLOCK 301 PIPBOY Hit Points 302 PIPBOY Rest for ten minutes 303 PIPBOY Rest for thirty minutes 304 PIPBOY Rest for an hour 305 PIPBOY Rest for two hours 306 PIPBOY Rest for three hours 307 PIPBOY Rest for four hours 308 PIPBOY Rest for five hours 309 PIPBOY Rest for six hours 310 PIPBOY Rest until morning (0800) 311 PIPBOY Rest until noon (1200) 312 PIPBOY Rest until evening (1800) 313 PIPBOY Rest until midnight (0000) 314 PIPBOY Rest until healed 315 PIPBOY Rest until party is healed 400 PIPBOY Vault 13 Holodisk 401 PIPBOY Military Base Outside 402 PIPBOY Military Base Level 1 403 PIPBOY Military Base Level 2 404 PIPBOY Military Base Level 3 405 PIPBOY Military Base Level 4 406 PIPBOY Sierra Depot Exp. Log 407 PIPBOY Sierra Depot Medical Log 408 PIPBOY Sierra Depot Evac. Notice 409 PIPBOY Sierra Depot GNN Transcript 410 PIPBOY Sierra Mission Statement 411 PIPBOY Hubologist Teachings 412 PIPBOY Vault City Desginer Notes 413 PIPBOY Vault City Travel Log 414 PIPBOY NCR Spy Holodisk 415 PIPBOY NCR History Holodisk 416 PIPBOY Westin Holodisk 417 PIPBOY State of the Nation 418 PIPBOY Word List 419 PIPBOY The Project 420 PIPBOY Power Plant Operations 500 PIPBOY InterPlay Logo 501 PIPBOY Intro 502 PIPBOY Elder Speech 503 PIPBOY Vault Suit Recovery 504 PIPBOY Arroyo Failure 505 PIPBOY Arroyo Destroyed 506 PIPBOY Starting the Car 507 PIPBOY Family Cartucci 508 PIPBOY Deathclaw Leader 509 PIPBOY Tanker to Derrick 510 PIPBOY Prisoners in Enclave 511 PIPBOY Derrick Exploding 512 PIPBOY Arroyo Dream 1 513 PIPBOY Arroyo Dream 2 514 PIPBOY Arroyo Dream 3 515 PIPBOY Arroyo Dream 4 516 PIPBOY Credits 600 PIPBOY Status 601 PIPBOY Clues 602 PIPBOY Automaps 603 PIPBOY Archives 604 PIPBOY Alarm Clock 605 PIPBOY Doo da doo da dum dee dee doodly doo dum dum dum doo da doo da doo da doo da doo da doo da doo 606 PIPBOY Welcome to the Rob Co Pipboy 2000. 607 PIPBOY So long. 608 PIPBOY Wake up. 700 PIPBOY Vault 13 701 PIPBOY Calm rebel faction. 702 PIPBOY Destroy the Mutant leader. 703 PIPBOY Destroy the source of the Mutants. 704 PIPBOY Find the Water Chip. 705 PIPBOY Find the Water Thief. 710 PIPBOY Buried Vault 720 PIPBOY Shady Sands 721 PIPBOY Cure Jarvis of Radscorpion Poison. 722 PIPBOY Make Poison Antidote. 723 PIPBOY Rescue Tandi from the Raiders. 724 PIPBOY Stop the Radscorpions. 730 PIPBOY Junktown 731 PIPBOY Help Saul. 732 PIPBOY Kill Killian. 733 PIPBOY Rescue Sinthia. 734 PIPBOY Save Trish. 735 PIPBOY Stop Gizmo. 736 PIPBOY Bust the Skulz gang. 740 PIPBOY Raiders 750 PIPBOY Necropolis 751 PIPBOY Destroy the Super Mutants at the Watershed. 752 PIPBOY Fix the Necropolis water pump. 760 PIPBOY Hub 761 PIPBOY Destroy Deathclaw. 762 PIPBOY Dispose of Jain. 763 PIPBOY Dispose of merchant. 764 PIPBOY Find the missing caravans. 765 PIPBOY Steal necklace from the Merchants. 770 PIPBOY Brotherhood 771 PIPBOY Become an Initiate. 772 PIPBOY Rescue Initiate from the Hub. 780 PIPBOY Military Base 790 PIPBOY Glow 791 PIPBOY Disarm Traps for the Facility. 792 PIPBOY Turn on power for the Glow. 800 PIPBOY Boneyard 801 PIPBOY Become a Blade. 802 PIPBOY Deliver Locket for Romero. 803 PIPBOY Deliver package from the Gun Runners. 804 PIPBOY Find Children spy in the Followers. 805 PIPBOY Fix hydroponic farms in Adytum. 806 PIPBOY Rescue Jason Zimmerman. 807 PIPBOY Stop the Gangs from attacking Adytum. 810 PIPBOY Cathedral 1000 PIPBOY VAULT 13 HOLO by Ziggy 1001 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 1002 PIPBOY This holodisk gives the location of Vault13. The 1003 PIPBOY location has been marked on your map. 1004 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 2000 PIPBOY To: CHQ 2001 PIPBOY Our team of scientists has finished testing the sample 2002 PIPBOY obtained from the base. It has been confirmed as 99% 2003 PIPBOY pure. You can expect the sample to arrive shortly. As 2004 PIPBOY expected the worker population has mutated rapidly once 2005 PIPBOY exposed to the pure source. Heavy, but acceptable losses 2006 PIPBOY are reported. I've ordered the evacuation of the base. 2007 PIPBOY As soon as the last person is out, we'll blow the 2008 PIPBOY entrance to the base and seal the bastards in. 2010 PIPBOY Colonel Sanders 2011 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 3000 PIPBOY This is Captain Pickard reporting at checkpoint 1. 3001 PIPBOY Contact with checkpoints 2 & 3 has been cut off. We 3002 PIPBOY can only assume the worst. The monsters are swarming 3003 PIPBOY up the mineshafts. All efforts to delay them have 3004 PIPBOY failed. We'll try to hold them at this position as long 3005 PIPBOY as we can. 3006 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 4000 PIPBOY Checkpoint 3 is under attack. We have shut down the 4001 PIPBOY mine elevators as a precaution, but I can hear them 4002 PIPBOY coming up the mineshaft. Holy shit! Huge, ugly, 4003 PIPBOY green, creatures are climbing out of the lower levels! 4004 PIPBOY This must be what the brass is after. Some kind of 4005 PIPBOY super soldier. As fast as we shoot them two more climb 4006 PIPBOY out of the mineshaft and the ones we shoot get up and 4007 PIPBOY keep coming at us! We need reinforc_ 4008 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 5000 PIPBOY Sergeant Bracks reporting at checkpoint 3. Everything 5001 PIPBOY is normal, just like yesterday and the day before that. 5002 PIPBOY I don't know why the brass has us guarding these 5003 PIPBOY wretched miners. They are so scrawny and weak, they 5004 PIPBOY can barely lift a pickaxe. Anyway, the pencil necks 5005 PIPBOY passed by a while ago with some kind of sample. They 5006 PIPBOY seemed pretty excited by it. Do you know if they found 5007 PIPBOY what they were looking for? Maybe we can finally get 5008 PIPBOY out of this forsaken place. It gives me the creeps. 5009 PIPBOY Hold on a second, another load is coming up the 5010 PIPBOY mineshaft. My god! What are they? They're swarming 5011 PIPBOY our position! Send help! Repeat, this is check point 3 5012 PIPBOY send he_ 5013 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 6000 PIPBOY The excavation is going according to schedule. Judging 6001 PIPBOY by the old base blueprints, we should be reaching the 6002 PIPBOY vat area shortly. Increased levels of the FEV virus 6003 PIPBOY are present in both the air and soil samples we've 6004 PIPBOY taken. Luckily our suits filter out the virus. Tell 6005 PIPBOY the members of the Enclave they should have a pure 6006 PIPBOY sample of the mutagen soon. 6007 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 6008 PIPBOY Also, I've begun to notice some changes in the miners. 6009 PIPBOY They seem to be showing signs of increased strength, 6010 PIPBOY stamina and a slight change in skin tone; obvious 6011 PIPBOY signs of mutations by the FEV. The men are getting 6012 PIPBOY nervous, as they too have noticed the change. Although I've 6013 PIPBOY increased the number of guards, I fear if the workers 6014 PIPBOY completely mutate, we'll be vastly outnumbered. It is 6015 PIPBOY my hope, that since we are using the local inhabitants 6016 PIPBOY as a work force, full mutation won't occur 6017 PIPBOY unless they are directly exposed (dipped) in a pure 6018 PIPBOY source or prolonged exposure to the virus occurs. As 6019 PIPBOY you recall, minute amounts of the virus have been 6020 PIPBOY detected throughout this region. Tests on subjects 6021 PIPBOY living in this area have shown that they have built up 6022 PIPBOY a tolerance to the FEV virus. However, I advise 6023 PIPBOY caution since exposure to this level of the FEV virus 6024 PIPBOY was never entered into the calculations. I advise that 6025 PIPBOY you rig the entrance to the base to collapse as soon 6026 PIPBOY as a pure sample is obtained. This will seal the 6027 PIPBOY exposed miners into the base and prevent unfriendlies 6028 PIPBOY from obtaining the virus once we are gone. 6029 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 7000 PIPBOY Sierra Army Depot - R & D 7001 PIPBOY Attending Physician - Dr. H. Lector 7002 PIPBOY Personal Log 7003 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 7004 PIPBOY 28-Jun-77 7005 PIPBOY Today the boys in bio storage played a great joke on 7006 PIPBOY me. One of the little pranksters altered the 7007 PIPBOY settings on my Vault-Tec automated organ extractor. 7008 PIPBOY Boy, was I surprised when Private Callow came out of 7009 PIPBOY the operating room without a colon. Good thing he was 7010 PIPBOY dead already or I'd be in trouble. I hardwired 7011 PIPBOY the machine to extract only brains so this wouldn't 7012 PIPBOY happen again. I'll get them back for this. 7013 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 7014 PIPBOY 29-Jun-77 7015 PIPBOY I removed Private Callow's liver and cooked it. I 7016 PIPBOY then had it sent down to the boys in bio storage 7017 PIPBOY with fava beans and a nice Chianti. They think it 7018 PIPBOY was a special thank you from the general for a job 7019 PIPBOY well done. I love my job. 7020 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 7021 PIPBOY 30-Jun-77 7022 PIPBOY I tried a new chem cocktail of Buffout and Psychos 7023 PIPBOY on one of my patients and mixed with some special 7024 PIPBOY enhancers I've been toying with. The results were 7025 PIPBOY promising, if not messy. The subject became very 7026 PIPBOY violent and managed to break out of his room. 7027 PIPBOY Luckily, the new security robots were in place 7028 PIPBOY and managed to subdue him. I'll have 7029 PIPBOY maintenance come down and replace that door. 7030 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 7031 PIPBOY 1-Jul-77 7032 PIPBOY My favorite experiment died. I've been feeding 7033 PIPBOY him a steady diet of Mentats mixed with my 7034 PIPBOY special enhancers. He went from an IQ of 39 to 7035 PIPBOY an IQ of 200 in just a few weeks. I am saddened 7036 PIPBOY since he was one of the few people I could 7037 PIPBOY really talk to. He will be sorely missed. 7038 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 7039 PIPBOY 5-Jul-77 7040 PIPBOY We think the new cybernetic brain is finally 7041 PIPBOY ready. We have to run some more tests, but it 7042 PIPBOY looks promising. 7043 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 7044 PIPBOY 6-Jul-77 7045 PIPBOY Robotics isn't happy that their precious 7046 PIPBOY computer is being modified to run the base's 7047 PIPBOY security for the evacuation. I can't say I'm 7048 PIPBOY happy either, since Skynet has been invaluable 7049 PIPBOY in the development of the new cybernetic brain. 7050 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 7051 PIPBOY 9-Jul-77 7052 PIPBOY The evacuation has been moved up. What rotten 7053 PIPBOY timing. We were just about to start on the 7054 PIPBOY installation of the new cybernetic brain. They 7055 PIPBOY say the evacuation is temporary, so I'll get 7056 PIPBOY to continue my research when I come back. This 7057 PIPBOY will probably be my last log for some time, 7058 PIPBOY since I will be busy gathering up as much of my 7059 PIPBOY research as possible. 7060 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 8000 PIPBOY 5-Jul-77 8001 PIPBOY Sierra Army Depot - Infirmary 8002 PIPBOY Attending Physician - Dr. Solomon 8003 PIPBOY Subject - Corporal Dixon 8004 PIPBOY Accident Report # 8332-523D 8005 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 8006 PIPBOY Subject was attempting to arm an attack mine in 8007 PIPBOY storage bay as part of Sierra Army Depot's 8008 PIPBOY evacuation defenses. Mine detonated prematurely 8009 PIPBOY severely injuring Corporal Dixon and General 8010 PIPBOY Clifton. Corporal Dixon suffered severe 8011 PIPBOY lacerations to hands, chest and facial area. 8012 PIPBOY The entire right hand was completely severed 8013 PIPBOY and we were unable to locate the missing 8014 PIPBOY appendage. Severe puncture wounds to the chest 8015 PIPBOY and face area required extensive surgery to 8016 PIPBOY repair. 32 mine fragments were removed in all. 8017 PIPBOY Right eye was damaged beyond repair. Surgery 8018 PIPBOY was performed to remove Corporal Dixon's right 8019 PIPBOY eye. It is our hope that by placing the 8020 PIPBOY damaged, but living eye in a new experimental 8021 PIPBOY Biomed gel, the eye might be able to 8022 PIPBOY regenerate itself. Hopefully we will be 8023 PIPBOY able to reattach the eye at a later date. 8024 PIPBOY This experimental Biomed gel shows great 8025 PIPBOY promise in stimulating growth in living cells. 8026 PIPBOY It is however unfortunate to test this new gel 8027 PIPBOY under such circumstances. 8028 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 9000 PIPBOY 9-Jun-77 9001 PIPBOY Priority Release 9002 PIPBOY General Posting 9004 PIPBOY Notice to all personnel. Evacuation of Sierra 9005 PIPBOY Army Depot has been advanced 1 week. 9006 PIPBOY Installation of security and defense measures 9007 PIPBOY must be completed by then. All personnel must 9008 PIPBOY check in with section chiefs for revised 9009 PIPBOY orders. During this time, security will be 9010 PIPBOY be strictly enforced; ID badges must be worn 9011 PIPBOY at all times. 9013 PIPBOY By order of General Clifton 9014 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 10000 PIPBOY Sierra Army Depot 10001 PIPBOY Mission Statement 1942 - 1991 10002 PIPBOY Store and maintain a defensive supply of military ordnance. 10003 PIPBOY In the event of an invasion Sierra Army Depot is to lend 10004 PIPBOY support to neighboring military bases ensuring they are 10005 PIPBOY properly supplied and equipped. 10006 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 10007 PIPBOY Sierra Army Depot 10008 PIPBOY Mission Statement 1992 - 2050 10009 PIPBOY Responsible for the demilitarization of stores of surplus 10010 PIPBOY ammunition that have been deemed unfit or obsolete for 10011 PIPBOY military purposes. This mission is to be overseen by the 10012 PIPBOY Industrial Operations Command (IOC) in cooperation with 10013 PIPBOY the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), providing a 10014 PIPBOY greener cleaner way to dispose of military ordnance. 10015 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 10016 PIPBOY Sierra Army Depot 10017 PIPBOY Mission Statement 2050 - 2076 10018 PIPBOY CLASSIFIED 10019 PIPBOY Level 5 Clearance Required 10020 PIPBOY Base is to be refurbished with the latest in technology 10021 PIPBOY and is to be used as a secret research installation for 10022 PIPBOY developing and testing robotic, biological and conventional 10023 PIPBOY weapons. 10024 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 10025 PIPBOY Sierra Army Depot 10026 PIPBOY Mission Statement 2077 10027 PIPBOY Due to trained personnel shortage, Sierra Army Depot is 10028 PIPBOY to be modified into an automated defense base. All 10029 PIPBOY personnel to be relocated to neighboring installations or 10030 PIPBOY sent to the front line. 10031 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 11000 PIPBOY Galaxy News Network 11001 PIPBOY Transcript of Broadcast January 11, 2073 11002 PIPBOY Today's top story on GNN. In a financial coup, 11003 PIPBOY the US managed to be the first to tap the world's 11004 PIPBOY last remaining supply of oil. Until recently this 11005 PIPBOY reserve of oil was thought to be unattainable 11006 PIPBOY due to the deposit being located thousands 11007 PIPBOY of feet beneath the surface of the Pacific Ocean. 11008 PIPBOY With the world's supply of oil nearing depletion, 11009 PIPBOY a race to be the first to create a method to 11010 PIPBOY extract this deposit ensued. We at the GNN 11011 PIPBOY are proud to announce that US is the first to do 11012 PIPBOY so and thus claim the oil as property of the United 11013 PIPBOY States. Way to go US! 11014 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 11015 PIPBOY China cries foul as news of the success circulates 11016 PIPBOY around the globe. According to President Xin of 11017 PIPBOY China, their drilling platform project was scheduled 11018 PIPBOY for completion months before the US project, however 11019 PIPBOY the Chinese platform had a string of unfortunate 11020 PIPBOY accidents delaying their project significantly. 11021 PIPBOY President Xin is also quoted in saying that he has 11022 PIPBOY definitive proof that the US was behind the sabotage 11023 PIPBOY of their oil platform and formally requests that an 11024 PIPBOY international panel be appointed to investigate. 11025 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 11026 PIPBOY In other news, riots rock the nation as 11027 PIPBOY gasoline prices skyrocket to all time highs. Records 11028 PIPBOY were broken as the price of gas surpassed the current 11029 PIPBOY rate of gold bullion. 11030 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 11031 PIPBOY Here at home, the winter temperature is a chilly 11032 PIPBOY 100-110F with lows reaching a freezing 90F along 11033 PIPBOY the coast. Dress warmly today! 11034 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 11035 PIPBOY Galaxy News Network 11036 PIPBOY Transcript of Broadcast June 24, 2074 11037 PIPBOY Negotiations between the US and other world powers 11038 PIPBOY has come to a dramatic end, with the President walking 11039 PIPBOY out of oil talks with the other world powers. After a 11040 PIPBOY much heated debate, the President stormed out of the 11041 PIPBOY meeting and declared that the last known supply of 11042 PIPBOY petroleum will be used exclusively by the US and the 11043 PIPBOY US will not sell or trade any oil to outside parties. 11044 PIPBOY Threats of UN sanctions fall on deaf ears. 11045 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 11046 PIPBOY Industry screeches to a halt across the globe as oil 11047 PIPBOY reserves are depleted. The cries of the desperate, 11048 PIPBOY however, do not fall upon deaf ears as exports from 11049 PIPBOY the US increase twentyfold despite UN sanctions. The 11050 PIPBOY US economy is seeing it's greatest growth since the 11051 PIPBOY Reagan Era. 11052 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 11053 PIPBOY Galaxy News Network 11054 PIPBOY Transcript of Broadcast February 14, 2075 11055 PIPBOY History was made today as Canada, by popular demand 11056 PIPBOY of its citizens, agreed to be annexed by the US. 11057 PIPBOY The President is quoted as saying, "Canada is one of 11058 PIPBOY the world's greatest sources of hockey players" and will 11059 PIPBOY be a welcome addition to the U.S. In return, sources say 11060 PIPBOY Canada will receive a full 10% of the world's remaining 11061 PIPBOY supply of oil, controlled exclusively by the US, as well 11062 PIPBOY as a 50% reduction in taxes since they now fall under US 11063 PIPBOY tax laws. 11064 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 11065 PIPBOY In sports today, the Little Rock Saints and the Anaheim 11066 PIPBOY Jets battled it out at Super Bowl CXII. It was a real 11067 PIPBOY nail-biter, but J. Montana IV managed to save the day 11068 PIPBOY by running the ball all the way from the 5 yard line 11069 PIPBOY to score the winning touch down during the final seconds 11070 PIPBOY of the game. The final score 95 - 90. The Anaheim 11071 PIPBOY Jets win Super Bowl CXII. 11072 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 11073 PIPBOY Galaxy News Network 11074 PIPBOY Transcript of Broadcast February 15, 2075 11075 PIPBOY In a stunning display of solidarity, the House of 11076 PIPBOY Representatives and Congress both voted unanimously to 11077 PIPBOY impeach the President for jaywalking. Both houses stated 11078 PIPBOY that the President is not above the law and should have 11079 PIPBOY known better than to jaywalk. Both sides deny this had 11080 PIPBOY anything to do with the recent annexation of Canada. 11081 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 11082 PIPBOY Galaxy News Network 11083 PIPBOY Transcript of Broadcast March 30, 2076 11084 PIPBOY Today the President ordered the Pacific Fleet to the 11085 PIPBOY Poseidon deep sea oil derrick located at a secret 11086 PIPBOY location out in the Pacific. He cited concerns over that 11087 PIPBOY military exercises staged by the Chinese fleet are 11088 PIPBOY "unacceptably close to our strategic oil reserves." 11089 PIPBOY The Chinese government denied any hostile intentions. 11090 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 11091 PIPBOY A recent poll suggests that 54% of GNN viewers think 11092 PIPBOY that the President is using this as a diversionary 11093 PIPBOY tactic to take the public's eye off the President's 11094 PIPBOY recent admission to having multiple extramarital affairs 11095 PIPBOY with campaign staffers. Our poll also suggests that 70% 11096 PIPBOY don't care about these affairs and are happy with the way 11097 PIPBOY the President is running the country. A whopping 60% also 11098 PIPBOY think he should keep having these affairs if that is what 11099 PIPBOY it takes to keep the country running smoothly. 11100 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 11101 PIPBOY Galaxy News Network 11102 PIPBOY Transcript of Broadcast October, 10 2077 11103 PIPBOY WAR! A state of war is declared as China invades the 11104 PIPBOY United States by way of Alaska! Protests by the US fall 11105 PIPBOY on deaf ears as the UN council chooses to ignore this 11106 PIPBOY blatant act of aggression. The President of the United 11107 PIPBOY States is calling on YOU to help defend our country 11108 PIPBOY against those that would do harm to her. YOU are urged to 11109 PIPBOY go down to your local recruiting office and join the 11110 PIPBOY armed forces. Uncle Sam needs YOU! For Justice, for 11111 PIPBOY Freedom and Mom's Apple Pie. 11112 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 11113 PIPBOY Galaxy News Network 11114 PIPBOY Transcript of Broadcast October, 22, 2077 11115 PIPBOY Thanks to the brave souls of the armed forces and our 11116 PIPBOY newly developed power armored combat suits, US forces 11117 PIPBOY have pushed back the Chinese invaders. Crippled by lack of 11118 PIPBOY fuel, US forces have pushed the invaders back to their 11119 PIPBOY home capital of Beijing. 11120 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 12000 PIPBOY Welcome! 12001 PIPBOY Welcome to the Hubology Holodisc! Within these electronic 12002 PIPBOY pages, you'll find a quick description of our beliefs, 12003 PIPBOY including the formerly-repressed teachings of the Hub. 12004 PIPBOY This holodisc isn't meant to represent the final word on 12005 PIPBOY Hubology - think of it as a primer, and us as your 12006 PIPBOY spiritual guardians. 12007 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12008 PIPBOY MAIN MENU 12009 PIPBOY History 12010 PIPBOY Philosophy 12011 PIPBOY Small Glossary of Terms 12012 PIPBOY Bibliography of The Hub 12013 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12014 PIPBOY HISTORY 12015 PIPBOY We were founded back before the Great Deluge by an 12016 PIPBOY author and visionary of great promise, a man named Dick 12017 PIPBOY Hubbell. He saw the failure of the medicine of that time, 12018 PIPBOY and of the failure of religion, and of the failure of 12019 PIPBOY government. He knew that the world needed something 12020 PIPBOY new...the world needed Hubology. Inspired by music of the 12021 PIPBOY time and hs own personal experience with extraterrestrial 12022 PIPBOY beings, he set out to show us wheels in the sky, to keep 12023 PIPBOY them burning, and to understand the Great Wheel of Life. 12024 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12025 PIPBOY We call him the Hub, for it is through him that we 12026 PIPBOY understand our place in the Wheel - he is our center, and 12027 PIPBOY we are his spokes. It is around his teachings that we 12028 PIPBOY revolve. 12029 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12030 PIPBOY With the publication of countless books and journals, 12031 PIPBOY the Hub began spreading the word of Hubology - and 12032 PIPBOY immediately became a target for his detractors. They 12033 PIPBOY called his work "pseudo-science" and "dangerous dribble 12034 PIPBOY that can only hurt its adherents." Despite the collected 12035 PIPBOY sightings of Extra-Terrestrial Vehicles across the globe, 12036 PIPBOY they insisted on quashing the Hub's word. We know that 12037 PIPBOY they were simply stupid and misguided, but they were 12038 PIPBOY powerful; they included governments and corporations and 12039 PIPBOY other such entities, keeping the greatest news of all time 12040 PIPBOY from the people of the earth. 12041 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12042 PIPBOY Hubology was driven underground for a time, marshalling 12043 PIPBOY its forces against the attacks of those who envied its 12044 PIPBOY simplicity and ease of use for the common man. When at 12045 PIPBOY last the Hubologists of that time struck back, they did 12046 PIPBOY it in such a way that few could stand against them - they 12047 PIPBOY infiltrated the organizations that sought to destroy them 12048 PIPBOY and created "television" shows that sought to expose the 12049 PIPBOY lies the government had fed the people. 12050 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12051 PIPBOY This caused a subtle backlash against our religion. The 12052 PIPBOY common man found reason to doubt Hubology because of 12053 PIPBOY the distorted teachings of the media, and we had to wage 12054 PIPBOY a long campaign against those who would call us crackpots. 12055 PIPBOY During this time, sadly, the great Hub passed away. 12056 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12057 PIPBOY Bolstered by the knowledge that The Hub had achieved 12058 PIPBOY unity with the Star Father, helping to turn the cosmic 12059 PIPBOY wheel in our direction, attaining another level of 12060 PIPBOY consciousness, we remained confident in ourselves that 12061 PIPBOY ours was the true way. Along the way, we gained 12062 PIPBOY adherents, many of whom who simply wanted to believe 12063 PIPBOY that there was a place out there that is better than 12064 PIPBOY this world. We offer proof of life on other planets, 12065 PIPBOY and a philosophy that allows us to understand the way 12066 PIPBOY of the universe. People have come to us over the ages, 12067 PIPBOY impressed by the rightness of our minds. And the fact 12068 PIPBOY that we have survived the Great Deluge unscathed 12069 PIPBOY teaches us that the Great Wheel turns toward our 12070 PIPBOY teachings! 12071 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12072 PIPBOY PHILOSOPHY 12073 PIPBOY Hubology contains a simple philosophy, culled from the 12074 PIPBOY finest religious and philosophical minds of pre-Deluge 12075 PIPBOY Earth - we believe that life, the universe, and 12076 PIPBOY everything can best be symbolized by a turning wheel. 12077 PIPBOY The outer rim of wheel contains those who do not 12078 PIPBOY understand our teachings and who do not understand the 12079 PIPBOY truth. We call them "rim meat", for the Wheel turns over 12080 PIPBOY them and grinds them, and they do not appreciate its 12081 PIPBOY workings. 12082 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12083 PIPBOY Those who practice Hubology are the Spokes of the Wheel. 12084 PIPBOY We understand the motion of the Wheel and do our best to 12085 PIPBOY facilitate its turning. Those who control a portion of 12086 PIPBOY the wheel are called Hubs - and as far as we know, there 12087 PIPBOY have been only a few Hubs, enlightened individuals who 12088 PIPBOY seek to better the lots of their fellow earthlings. We 12089 PIPBOY refer to the founder of Hubology as THE Hub, for he is 12090 PIPBOY the one with the most correct teaching. 12091 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12092 PIPBOY In the practice of our religion, we simply apply scientific 12093 PIPBOY techniques developed by the Hub and perfected by his 12094 PIPBOY inheritors to align the flawed neurodynes that create 12095 PIPBOY disharmony and an asymmetrical wheel. This allows us to 12096 PIPBOY purify ourselves and prepare us for self-examination. It 12097 PIPBOY is only through self-examination that we are able to 12098 PIPBOY succeed, and only through self-examination that we 12099 PIPBOY understand our place in the cosmos and on the Great 12100 PIPBOY Wheel. It is only through self-examination that we 12101 PIPBOY discover ourselves to be worthy of boarding the fiery 12102 PIPBOY rings when they meet us on the planet Quetzel. 12103 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12104 PIPBOY We think of ourselves as a religion combined with the best 12105 PIPBOY scientific technique - scientific spirituality is what we 12106 PIPBOY call it...and what we hope you'll be calling it before too 12107 PIPBOY long! 12108 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12109 PIPBOY This is our creation story: 12110 PIPBOY Aeons ago, all lived peacefully and in harmony with one 12111 PIPBOY another. Body, mind, and spirit were joined in all 12112 PIPBOY creatures, and the technology that existed boggled the 12113 PIPBOY imaginations. It was a time of peace, creativity, and 12114 PIPBOY alignment - and then the Dark Days came. Thrakazog the 12115 PIPBOY Pot Hole began to teach mind-body dualism and the 12116 PIPBOY sundering of the spirit, and war arose. The Great War 12117 PIPBOY destroyed souls and bodies and scattered their remnants 12118 PIPBOY across the universe. The Great Wheel came close to 12119 PIPBOY separating from the axle of existence, its spokes broken 12120 PIPBOY in the rut Thrakazog had created. A new life had to arise. 12121 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12122 PIPBOY And arise it did, on the planet Terra, as on other planets 12123 PIPBOY across the universe. (We focus mainly on the life that 12124 PIPBOY arose on Terra, for while we blieve that we will once 12125 PIPBOY again heal the sundered spokes of the Wheel with our 12126 PIPBOY starry brothers, we must first concentrate on making 12127 PIPBOY ourselves useful spokes.) This new life was polluted by 12128 PIPBOY the soul-pieces of the dead. This led to hate and 12129 PIPBOY misunderstanding, and wars raged across Terra's surface 12130 PIPBOY until one day a visionary realized that the only way to 12131 PIPBOY create peace, understanding, and enlightenment was to 12132 PIPBOY cleanse these soul-pieces from the spirits of humanity. 12133 PIPBOY That visionary was The Hub. His cleansing continues today. 12134 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12135 PIPBOY SMALL GLOSSARY 12136 PIPBOY AHS/Aligned Hub Seeker: The levels of enlightenment are 12137 PIPBOY measured by the cleansing of your neurodynes, cleaning 12138 PIPBOY out the base negative energy of your meat and 12139 PIPBOY converting it to positive mental energy. When you have 12140 PIPBOY achieved a strong enough level of zetan energy, you can 12141 PIPBOY travel to Quetzel, or you can wait and hope that the 12142 PIPBOY Uplifting will come during your lifetime. 12143 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12144 PIPBOY Alignment : When a neurodyne is polluted and keeps a 12145 PIPBOY seeker's Zeta levels down, we "align" the levels to the 12146 PIPBOY universal Wheel by running a Zeta Scan on the affected 12147 PIPBOY neurodyne, cleansing it of taint. Too much alignment too 12148 PIPBOY quickly is harmful for the spirit, however. 12149 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12150 PIPBOY Enlightenment: Enlightenment is the state achieved past 12151 PIPBOY AHS-9 - when the seeker has gained so much knowledge he 12152 PIPBOY becomes an integral part of the Great Wheel and leaves 12153 PIPBOY this earthly existence behind. Some of the Enlightened 12154 PIPBOY remain on Terra to guide the rest of us to a state of 12155 PIPBOY grace, to show us how to get behind the Wheel of our own 12156 PIPBOY lives. 12157 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12158 PIPBOY Great Wheel: This refers to the cyclical nature of the 12159 PIPBOY universe, space, and time. Everything is a part of the 12160 PIPBOY Great Wheel. There are some who can take control of the 12161 PIPBOY Wheel - or perhaps they simply understand the direction 12162 PIPBOY in which it travels - and we call them gods, prophets, 12163 PIPBOY and visionaries. Those who master the Great Wheel are 12164 PIPBOY truly enlightened. 12165 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12166 PIPBOY Neurodyne: Neurodynes are the stations of the spirit. 12167 PIPBOY Ancient religions called them "shakras". They can be 12168 PIPBOY polluted by soul-pieces and negative energy emanating 12169 PIPBOY from oppressives. 12170 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12171 PIPBOY Oppressives: Oppressives are those individuals who are 12172 PIPBOY so full of negative energy and polluted soul-pieces that 12173 PIPBOY they drag down those who seek enlightenment by their 12174 PIPBOY very presence. They are to be avoided - many of them are 12175 PIPBOY so polluted they do not recognize the value to be found 12176 PIPBOY in a good cleansing, and they do their best to divert 12177 PIPBOY the course of the Great Wheel. 12178 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12179 PIPBOY Quetzel: The planet to which the Star Father will bring 12180 PIPBOY us when we have become Optimized, where we will meet 12181 PIPBOY with our starry brethren and join them on their flaming 12182 PIPBOY wheels in the sky. 12183 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12184 PIPBOY Rim Meat: A basic person, one who has not yet been 12185 PIPBOY aligned to purify his neurodynes. 12186 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12187 PIPBOY Star Father: Some would call the Star Father "god". We 12188 PIPBOY prefer to think of the Star Father as the universal 12189 PIPBOY force from which we draw our energy, and to which we 12190 PIPBOY feed our energy in turn - again, a cyclical relationship. 12191 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12192 PIPBOY Uplifting: The time when the Star Father calls us home 12193 PIPBOY to Quetzel, where we meet our extra-terrestrial brethren 12194 PIPBOY and move closer to the hub of the Great Wheel. Those who 12195 PIPBOY have made an effort to understand and embrace the 12196 PIPBOY words of the Hub, no matter their AHS levels, will be 12197 PIPBOY invited to join the Star Father in the heavens on planet 12198 PIPBOY Quetzel. 12199 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12200 PIPBOY Zeta Scan: Another word for "alignment", the Zeta Scan 12201 PIPBOY helps to purify your neurodynes and clear your spirit. 12202 PIPBOY It consists of a machine that runs massive doses of 12203 PIPBOY electricity through your skin - this electricity has 12204 PIPBOY been carefully formulated, to the exact volt, to the 12205 PIPBOY amount of energy needed to drive the negative energy 12206 PIPBOY from a neurodyne. By accepting a Zeta Scan, your course 12207 PIPBOY is slightly corrected to be more in line with the 12208 PIPBOY movement of the Wheel. 12209 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 12210 PIPBOY BIBLIOGRAPHY 12211 PIPBOY Books by The Hub 12212 PIPBOY (There are hundreds and hundreds of books listed here, 12213 PIPBOY including such titles as: Scientific Spirituality, 12214 PIPBOY Battleground Quetzel, Star Father Above, Collected 12215 PIPBOY Shopping Lists, Notes and Musings, How to Sue Your 12216 PIPBOY Enemies Effectively, How to Create a Cult, and Future 12217 PIPBOY Books to be Written When I'm Dead.) 12218 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 13000 PIPBOY VAULT CITY DESIGNER NOTES 13001 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 13002 PIPBOY Vault City went trough many incarnations. It was 13003 PIPBOY designed by Leonard Boyarsky, Jason Anderson, Feargus 13004 PIPBOY Urquhart, and Chris Avellone. Scott Everts built the 13005 PIPBOY maps, and the brave men who scripted this architectural 13006 PIPBOY Frankenstein were Rob Hertenstein III and Dan Spitzley. 13007 PIPBOY And finally, Eric Pribish nearly gave his life testing 13008 PIPBOY the monstrosity that is Vault City. 13009 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 13010 PIPBOY Chris would like to thank the following people who 13011 PIPBOY helped during the production of Fallout 2: Rob, Scotty, 13012 PIPBOY and Dan (of course), Eileen Suh, Sarah Smart, Emily 13013 PIPBOY Yance, Thuy Dang (who I never thank for anything), 13014 PIPBOY Chris Wright, and Tim Winkle. 13015 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 13016 PIPBOY Scotty would like to thank the following people: Don & 13017 PIPBOY Aileen Everts and Avis Andre. And thanks to Bill 13018 PIPBOY Bridges for all the cool Fading Suns books! 13019 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 13020 PIPBOY Dan would like to thank the following people: 13021 PIPBOY Split Enz for the great tunes, James Cameron for 13022 PIPBOY True Lies, Joe Viskocil for his kick-ass explosions, 13023 PIPBOY Chong's at Triangle Square for keeping me fed, Carlos 13024 PIPBOY Kotkin for finally taking the plunge (you'll be seeing 13025 PIPBOY the premiere of his first feature film any day now), 13026 PIPBOY Jon Land for the entertainingly unlikely Blaine 13027 PIPBOY McCracken novels, Red Dwarf for laughs, and finally, 13028 PIPBOY as always, Mom and Dad for bein' cool. 13029 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 13030 PIPBOY Rob Hertenstein would like to thank the following people: 13031 PIPBOY Becky Warner (still trying to keep me out of trouble), 13032 PIPBOY Billie Ryder (for keeping me sane throughout this 13033 PIPBOY project), Little Ryder (who is supposed to arrive at 13034 PIPBOY the same time this game does), and Nicole Roman (for 13035 PIPBOY being there). 13036 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 13037 PIPBOY Eric Pribish would like to thank the following people: 13038 PIPBOY Tommy Hood, Jr., Joe Isip and Julio Mata for not 13039 PIPBOY disowning me when I had to ditch out on D&D. To my old 13040 PIPBOY friends Brad and Dave Carnes for keeping in touch 13041 PIPBOY (all these years). Lastly, but most important, I would 13042 PIPBOY like to thank my loving girlfriend Rhonda Lauffer for 13043 PIPBOY understanding all the long nights and weekends when 13044 PIPBOY work took me away and for always being there for me 13045 PIPBOY when I came home. 13046 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 13047 PIPBOY As a reward for defeating the Enclave, Chris, Scotty, 13048 PIPBOY Rob, Dan, and Eric would like to take this opportunity 13049 PIPBOY to tell you to go to the computer terminal in the upper 13050 PIPBOY left corner of this level and use it. 13051 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 13052 PIPBOY Congratulations on saving the world. And thanks again 13053 PIPBOY for playing Fallout 2. 13054 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 14000 PIPBOY VAULT CITY NORTHERN CALIFORNIA TRAVEL LOG 14001 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 14002 PIPBOY WARNING: If Vault Citizens find it necessary to travel 14003 PIPBOY outside of Vault City, they should keep the following 14004 PIPBOY list of items on their person: 14006 PIPBOY 1. A supply of pre-packaged Vault City-issue rations. 14007 PIPBOY Never eat any food offered by an Outsider, as you 14008 PIPBOY introduce bacteria or radioactive particles into 14009 PIPBOY your system! 14011 PIPBOY 2. A geiger counter. Always be certain to monitor 14012 PIPBOY ambient radiation levels wherever you travel! 14014 PIPBOY 3. At least two stim-packs at all times. The slightest 14015 PIPBOY cut or nick could introduce harmful bacteria into 14016 PIPBOY your system! 14017 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 14018 PIPBOY REDDING: Small mining community located west of Vault 14019 PIPBOY City. Redding trades gold ore for medical supplies 14020 PIPBOY from Vault City. All Vault Citizens are encouraged 14021 PIPBOY to exercise extreme caution when travelling inside 14022 PIPBOY Redding, as the provincial miners are not strongly 14023 PIPBOY governed. 14025 PIPBOY POPULATION: A census is unavailable, but Redding is 14026 PIPBOY believed to have hundreds of residents. 14027 PIPBOY GOVERNMENT: Mayor and town council. 14028 PIPBOY BACKGROUND RADIATION COUNT: Current readings are 14029 PIPBOY unavailable. 14030 PIPBOY MUTATION RATE: Unknown, believed low. 14031 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 14032 PIPBOY NEW RENO: City southwest of Vault City. Trades gold 14033 PIPBOY ore for medical supplies from Vault City. Reno 14034 PIPBOY suffered little structural damage during the war 14035 PIPBOY (though looting and property damage have taken their 14036 PIPBOY toll), so many streets and buildings remain intact. 14037 PIPBOY Warning! There is no central government and no law 14038 PIPBOY enforcement. Gambling, prostitution, and chem use 14039 PIPBOY are rampant. Vault Citizens are warned to avoid New 14040 PIPBOY Reno at ALL costs! 14042 PIPBOY POPULATION: No current census, but believed to be 14043 PIPBOY several thousand..."people." 14044 PIPBOY GOVERNMENT: New Reno presently exists in a state of 14045 PIPBOY near-anarchy. According to reports, several "crime 14046 PIPBOY families" have divided the city amongst themselves. 14047 PIPBOY BACKGROUND RADIATION COUNT: Current readings are 14048 PIPBOY unavailable. 14049 PIPBOY MUTATION RATE: Unknown, believed low. 14050 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 14051 PIPBOY NEW CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC: The territories of NCR are 14052 PIPBOY located far to the south of Vault City. Trades 14053 PIPBOY mechanical equipment, gold, and various surplus 14054 PIPBOY products in exchange for Vault City medical technology. 14055 PIPBOY NCR has recently stepped up efforts to absorb Vault 14056 PIPBOY City as a border territory, so Vault Citizens should 14057 PIPBOY exercise extreme caution when traveling to NCR. 14059 PIPBOY POPULATION: Though a census has been conducted, we do 14060 PIPBOY not have access to the figures. NCR is believed to have 14061 PIPBOY many tens of thousands of people. 14062 PIPBOY GOVERNMENT: President and a Congress. 14063 PIPBOY BACKGROUND RADIATION COUNT: Current readings are 14064 PIPBOY unavailable. 14065 PIPBOY MUTATION RATE: Varies amongst territories. 14066 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 14067 PIPBOY BROKEN HILLS: A mining community to the south of Vault 14068 PIPBOY City that mines uranium ore. The ore is traded to Vault 14069 PIPBOY City in exchange for medical supplies, mostly RadX and 14070 PIPBOY RadAway. Humans are believed to be forced to live with 14071 PIPBOY mutants and ghouls within the town. Due to the nature 14072 PIPBOY of the inhabitants and the high probability of 14073 PIPBOY contamination, Vault Citizens should avoid Broken Hills 14074 PIPBOY at ALL costs! 14076 PIPBOY POPULATION: No current census, bu believed to be in the 14077 PIPBOY hundreds of residents. 14078 PIPBOY GOVERNMENT: Rumor has it a MUTANT serves as the First 14079 PIPBOY Citizen of this community. This is extremely unlikely, 14080 PIPBOY as most mutants are incapable of higher reasoning. If 14081 PIPBOY this rumor IS true, it is another reason to avoid 14082 PIPBOY Broken Hills altogether. 14083 PIPBOY BACKGROUND RADIATION COUNT: Current readings are 14084 PIPBOY unavailable. Believed high. 14085 PIPBOY MUTATION RATE: Believed high. Broken Hills most likely 14086 PIPBOY has a high rate of degenerative mutations. 14087 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 14088 PIPBOY VAULT CITY: This utopia is free from crimes and other 14089 PIPBOY sociological ills that inflict the other communities 14090 PIPBOY in Northern California. It has existed independent 14091 PIPBOY since its emergence from Vault 8, and maintains a 14092 PIPBOY thriving economy based on exporting medical technology 14093 PIPBOY to Outsider communities in Northern California. All 14094 PIPBOY Citizens are encouraged to remain in Vault City 14095 PIPBOY whenever possible. 14097 PIPBOY POPULATION: Current Census 103 Citizens. 14098 PIPBOY GOVERNMENT: First Citizen and Council. 14099 PIPBOY BACKGROUND RADIATION COUNT: Files have been deleted, 14100 PIPBOY missing the following strings: [-$Gecko-/-$Groundwater 14101 PIPBOY Contamination-] 14102 PIPBOY MUTATION RATE: Files have been deleted, missing the 14103 PIPBOY following strings: [-$Birthrate %-] 14104 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 15000 PIPBOY NEW CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC INFORMATION DISK 5 15001 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 15002 PIPBOY This disk is seems to filled with reports about NCR - 15003 PIPBOY monthly production totals, caravan schedules, 15004 PIPBOY security rosters, minutes of Congressional hearings, 15005 PIPBOY secret council reports, diplomatic correspondence 15006 PIPBOY from New Reno, Redding, and Vault City, even several 15007 PIPBOY weeks worth of President Tandi's appointment schedule. 15008 PIPBOY There's nothing here about Vault 13 or a GECK, though. 15009 PIPBOY All the reports are addressed to Darion and are signed 15010 PIPBOY "F-". 15011 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 16000 PIPBOY NEW CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC INFORMATION DISK 1 16001 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 16002 PIPBOY We're Here! Why not join us? 16003 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 16004 PIPBOY There's a wonderful future ahead - and it could be 16005 PIPBOY yours with the New California Republic! 16006 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 16007 PIPBOY But what is it, you want to know? 16008 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 16009 PIPBOY HOW BIG IS NCR? 16010 PIPBOY Founded eighty years ago, the NCR is now comprised of 16011 PIPBOY the states of Shady, Los Angeles, Maxson, Hub, and 16012 PIPBOY Dayglow. Approximately 700,000 citizens are pleased 16013 PIPBOY to call NCR home. 16014 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 16015 PIPBOY WHAT DOES NCR STAND FOR? 16016 PIPBOY The New California Republic is dedicated to bringing 16017 PIPBOY peace, security and justice to the people of the great 16018 PIPBOY west. NCR's fine police forces constantly patrol and 16019 PIPBOY arrest any raiders, cannibals, slaverd, and lawless 16020 PIPBOY mutants within the country, and the NCR army valiantly 16021 PIPBOY protects the borders against outside marauders. To 16022 PIPBOY ensure justice and liberty, all citizens have access 16023 PIPBOY to NCR's courts and the right to vote for a 16024 PIPBOY representative of their choice to sit in the Hall of 16025 PIPBOY Congress. In the words of President Tandi, 16026 PIPBOY "A safe people is a strong people." 16027 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 16028 PIPBOY WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE? 16029 PIPBOY NCR may be a bit different from what you're used to. 16030 PIPBOY There are no chieftains, town bosses, kings, or 16031 PIPBOY dictators here. Our leaders are elected by the people! 16032 PIPBOY That's right -- every state has the right to send 16033 PIPBOY representatives to the Hall of Congress. These 16034 PIPBOY representatives select the President and 16035 PIPBOY Vice-President to head the council and it is their 16036 PIPBOY advice which guides the President's decisions. For 16037 PIPBOY ten terms now, President Tandi has been the unanimous 16038 PIPBOY choice of the council, who respect her wisdom and 16039 PIPBOY foresight. 16040 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 16041 PIPBOY SOUNDS GREAT! HOW DO I JOIN THE NCR? 16042 PIPBOY All law-abiding and peaceful people, human or mutant, 16043 PIPBOY are eligible to become citizens of NCR. To become a 16044 PIPBOY citizen all you have to do is move to NCR and present 16045 PIPBOY your claim for immigration. After citizenship training 16046 PIPBOY and processing your application, you will be notified 16047 PIPBOY of your new status as a PC (Provisional Citizen). From 16048 PIPBOY there, it's only a short step to full citizenship! 16049 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 16050 PIPBOY Of course, NCR is not for everybody - slavers, 16051 PIPBOY unreformed mutants, known raiders, and other 16052 PIPBOY undesirables need not apply! 16053 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 16054 PIPBOY BUT I WHAT IF MY ENTIRE TOWN WANTS TO JOIN? 16055 PIPBOY Depending on where your town is located, NCR does 16056 PIPBOY accept petitions by villages, towns, bases, 16057 PIPBOY city-states, even minor kingdoms for annexation by 16058 PIPBOY NCR. Once the petition is accepted, NCR will grant 16059 PIPBOY your town territorial status. Once the needed police 16060 PIPBOY and army presence is established and any banditry or 16061 PIPBOY other lawlessness has been dealt with, your village 16062 PIPBOY can apply for full statehood in the NCR. It's that 16063 PIPBOY simple! 16064 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 16065 PIPBOY So remember - WE'RE HERE. WHY NOT JOIN US? 16066 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 16067 PIPBOY Prepared by the New California Relations Advisory Panel 16068 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 16069 PIPBOY NCRAP Pub. #A7-7893b 16070 PIPBOY This page was intentionally left blank. 16071 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 17000 PIPBOY First Citizen Lynette; 17001 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 17002 PIPBOY The courier has delivered the disk you sent. You were 17003 PIPBOY correct, of course. The information should prove most 17004 PIPBOY useful at the next council debate. With what you have 17005 PIPBOY sent me I'm certain I can hinder, if not thwart, any 17006 PIPBOY further attempts at an NCR/New Reno Alliance. 17007 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 17008 PIPBOY I can only assure you that if given my way as I 17009 PIPBOY expect, there will be no more interference or 17010 PIPBOY provocation by the NCR in any of Vault City's affairs. 17011 PIPBOY I, for one, respect your sovereignty, and do not agree 17012 PIPBOY with the troublemakers who wish to deprive our 17013 PIPBOY innocent neighbors of their freedoms. 17014 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 17015 PIPBOY Your friend and ally, 17016 PIPBOY Roger Westin 17017 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 18000 PIPBOY Memo: State of the Nation 18001 PIPBOY From: President Dick Richardson 18002 PIPBOY To: The People of this Great Nation 18003 PIPBOY Subject: The State of the Union Address 18004 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 18005 PIPBOY Fellow Americans, I have been honored to be the steward 18006 PIPBOY that will take the American people back to the mainland 18007 PIPBOY to reclaim the United States for its own citizens. We 18008 PIPBOY will be the first generation free of the mutant threat 18009 PIPBOY in over one hundred years. 18010 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 18011 PIPBOY It's been a long wait, and the work that has made this 18012 PIPBOY possible has been difficult. At times it seemed 18013 PIPBOY impossible, however through the brave and tireless 18014 PIPBOY efforts of our own head of the Chemical Corps, Dr. 18015 PIPBOY Charles Curling, the hour of our salvation is now at 18016 PIPBOY hand. 18017 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 18018 PIPBOY Brave, steadfast, blah, blah, blah. Jeez, does anyone 18019 PIPBOY really listen to this stuff? 18020 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 18021 PIPBOY --Notes to self- 00018022 PIPBOY 1) Go on like this for a bit to cover Curling's project. 18023 PIPBOY 2) Tell everyone how steadfast, etc., they are 18024 PIPBOY Yadda, yadda, yadda 18025 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 18026 PIPBOY Be sure to make a plug for reelection. 18027 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 18028 PIPBOY Remember NOT to hug my intern on the way down from the 18029 PIPBOY podium. 18030 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 18031 PIPBOY Important: Finish writing this soon. We'll be able to 18032 PIPBOY gas those damn mutants any week now if Curling's report 18033 PIPBOY is correct. 18034 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 19000 PIPBOY Memo: Word List 19001 PIPBOY From: Vice-President Daniel Bird 19002 PIPBOY To: Me 19003 PIPBOY Subject: My Word List 19004 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 19005 PIPBOY Difficult Words: 19006 PIPBOY -------------------- 19007 PIPBOY Potato 19008 PIPBOY Tomato 19009 PIPBOY Psycho 19010 PIPBOY California 19011 PIPBOY To be prepared 19012 PIPBOY Verbosity 19013 PIPBOY Inarticulate 19014 PIPBOY Subtle 19015 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 19016 PIPBOY Words to Change: 19017 PIPBOY ---------------------- 19018 PIPBOY Potatoe 19019 PIPBOY Tomatoe 19020 PIPBOY Sycho 19021 PIPBOY Kalifornia 19022 PIPBOY To be prepared 19023 PIPBOY Suttell 19024 PIPBOY Jackelope-make this the new national mascot (is this 19025 PIPBOY an American creature?) 19026 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 20000 PIPBOY Memo: The Projects, Quarterly Status Brief 20001 PIPBOY From: Lt. Col., Dr Charles Curling, U.S. Chemical Corps. 20002 PIPBOY To: Cabinet 20003 PIPBOY Subject: Project near reaching full operational status. 20004 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 20005 PIPBOY It is my honor, and happy privilege, to report the near 20006 PIPBOY completion of The Project. After years of work, we've 20007 PIPBOY managed to isolate the most toxic elements of the F.E.V. 20008 PIPBOY virus. Some of the only recently decoded information 20009 PIPBOY that we retrieved from the abandoned military base on the 20010 PIPBOY mainland has been instrumental in advancing our research. 20011 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 20012 PIPBOY We've discovered that the F.E.V. virus was not originally 20013 PIPBOY designed to be used as an agent for the creation of super- 20014 PIPBOY soldiers. Initially, it appears, the F.E.V. was 20015 PIPBOY designed as a virulent toxin. Only later was the F.E.V. 20016 PIPBOY virus manipulated in an attempt to create super-soldiers. 20017 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 20018 PIPBOY By backtracking somewhat in our research, and with the 20019 PIPBOY help of the additional information from the military 20020 PIPBOY base's records, we've been able to turn our version of 20021 PIPBOY the F.E.V. (F.E.V. Curling-13) into a far more toxic 20022 PIPBOY agent. 20023 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 20024 PIPBOY Final tests conducted on the vault-descendant subjects, 20025 PIPBOY from the village "Arroyo," have shown a survival rate 20026 PIPBOY of zero-percent, with most deaths occurring within 20027 PIPBOY one-hour of exposure to a .0001% aerosol solution. By 20028 PIPBOY contrast, the subjects extracted from Vault 13 tend 20029 PIPBOY to suffer subdural hemorrhaging and convulsions within 20030 PIPBOY one-hour of exposure, with death not occurring, on 20031 PIPBOY average, for another 14.5-hours. 20032 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 20033 PIPBOY In either case, the F.E.V.'s toxicity levels are now 20034 PIPBOY sufficient to insure a "clean-sweep" of all infested 20035 PIPBOY (i.e. non-Enclave) locales. Current releasable levels 20036 PIPBOY of F.E.V. Curling-13 show a 95% probability of .00007% 20037 PIPBOY average saturation. While the consensus of the Chemical 20038 PIPBOY Corps is that this would be a sufficient level to insure 20039 PIPBOY the success of the Project, we believe that it is worth 20040 PIPBOY waiting until we can accumulate enough F.E.V. toxin to 20041 PIPBOY reach our .0001% saturation and 99.5% extermination 20042 PIPBOY level goal. 20043 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 20044 PIPBOY Current F.E.V. Curling-13, production levels show that 20045 PIPBOY we'll reach our release goal, of 250,000 gallons, within 20046 PIPBOY six weeks. 20047 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 20048 PIPBOY Congratulations, ladies and gentlemen, our long years of 20049 PIPBOY work are nearly at an end. 20050 PIPBOY God bless America. 20051 PIPBOY **END-DISK** 21000 PIPBOY Memo: A.E.C., Status Brief 21001 PIPBOY From: Tom Murray, Chairman, Atomic Energy Commission 21002 PIPBOY To: Cabinet 21003 PIPBOY Subject: Danger of overdependence upon central computer 21004 PIPBOY for all reactor control. 21005 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 21006 PIPBOY NOTE to the CABINET: I hate to be a nag by bringing 21007 PIPBOY this up all the time, but I cannot overemphasize the 21008 PIPBOY importance of diversifying our Atomic Powerplant's 21009 PIPBOY control systems. Here's my official report. I think that 21010 PIPBOY once you read it, you'll understand why we need to have 21011 PIPBOY a backup system. 21012 PIPBOY --Tom 21013 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 21014 PIPBOY Atomic Energy Reactor Regulator 21015 PIPBOY ------------------------------------------ 21016 PIPBOY Vault-Tec's new Uranium Nuclear Reactor has been working 21017 PIPBOY to top efficiency so far. With the state of the art 21018 PIPBOY computer systems that were made specifically for the 21019 PIPBOY task of regulating the coolant temperature as well as 21020 PIPBOY many other key functions, we are able to allow the 21021 PIPBOY reactor to run with minimal supervision. 21022 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 21023 PIPBOY The new Synchronic multi-processors that we had built 21024 PIPBOY into the tri-processor motherboard are able to multitask 21025 PIPBOY the coolant temperature, the intake of cool sea water, 21026 PIPBOY the outtake of expended coolant and waste from the 21027 PIPBOY reactions, and the regulation of the neutron bombardment 21028 PIPBOY upon the uranium. Without the computer systems, the 21029 PIPBOY reactor would go out of balance almost immediately, 21030 PIPBOY causing a chain-reaction bombardment of the uranium 21031 PIPBOY isotopes. Within two hours, or less, this would result 21032 PIPBOY in a nuclear explosion equivalent in the 100-kiloton 21033 PIPBOY range. 21034 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 21035 PIPBOY The sum of the main portions of the reactor are placed 21036 PIPBOY underwater, beneath the station. This arrangement 21037 PIPBOY allows the ocean's natural temperature to keep the 21038 PIPBOY exterior cooler. Seawater, from 500 meters, is pumped 21039 PIPBOY into the coolant chamber. A portion of the cool seawater 21040 PIPBOY is diverted to the containment unit, where the core and 21041 PIPBOY control rods are. There, it circulates through the core, 21042 PIPBOY becoming heated from the nuclear reaction taking place. 21043 PIPBOY The seawater reaches the boiling point and the resulting 21044 PIPBOY steam is used to turn the turbine generator to create 21045 PIPBOY all of our electricity. The steam then condenses and 21046 PIPBOY returns to a filter tank. The cleansed water is entered 21047 PIPBOY back into a preparation tank, ready to start the cycle 21048 PIPBOY all over again. 21049 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 21050 PIPBOY Severely radiated water, and miscellaneous toxic 21051 PIPBOY materials, are pumped out of the station through a 21052 PIPBOY waste-conduit, terminating one mile to the south. 21053 PIPBOY Reports from our survey crews state that our effluvia 21054 PIPBOY drifts down the coast of southern California and Mexico, 21055 PIPBOY causing irreversible ecological damage. Many of the 21056 PIPBOY beaches are now saturated with toxic waste, and highly 21057 PIPBOY radiated sea life. Fortunately, this doesn't effect us. 21058 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 21059 PIPBOY In any case, if our reactor is shut down, we do have 21060 PIPBOY some backup batteries that can be used to power vital 21061 PIPBOY systems throughout the Enclave until power is restored. 21062 PIPBOY However, these do not include extraneous and high energy 21063 PIPBOY items such as forcefields. Also, as a safety precaution, 21064 PIPBOY certain watertight doors throughout the station, will 21065 PIPBOY close when power is reduced (to prevent flooding in case 21066 PIPBOY of an emergency). This will restrict movement through the 21067 PIPBOY station but movement to the top of the station is still 21068 PIPBOY possible, through alternate routes. 21069 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 21070 PIPBOY The real problem is that if the computer is 21071 PIPBOY shut down or destroyed, unlikely though both of those 21072 PIPBOY events may be, the reactor will go critical to the point 21073 PIPBOY of meltdown within two-hours. We need to install some 21074 PIPBOY sort of a human-maintained backup system. I know that 21075 PIPBOY you may think I'm an alarmist for bringing up these 21076 PIPBOY provisions for an unthinkable event, however it always 21077 PIPBOY pays to be prepared. 21078 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 21079 PIPBOY In the meantime, let's just make sure no one blows up our 21080 PIPBOY computer (hah, hah). 21081 PIPBOY **END-PAR** 21082 PIPBOY Yours, Tom Murray, Chairman, A.E.C. 10 PROTO <None> 100 PROTO Glass 101 PROTO Metal 102 PROTO Plastic 103 PROTO Wood 104 PROTO Dirt 105 PROTO Stone 106 PROTO Cement 107 PROTO Leather 150 PROTO Armor 151 PROTO Container 152 PROTO Drug 153 PROTO Weapon 154 PROTO Ammo 155 PROTO Misc Item 156 PROTO Key 200 PROTO Portal 201 PROTO Stairs 202 PROTO Elevator 203 PROTO Ladder Bottom 204 PROTO Ladder Top 205 PROTO Generic Scenery 250 PROTO normal_dam 251 PROTO laser 252 PROTO fire 253 PROTO plasma 254 PROTO electrical 255 PROTO emp 256 PROTO explosion 300 PROTO None 301 PROTO Rocket 302 PROTO Flamethrower Fuel 303 PROTO C Energy Cell 304 PROTO D Energy Cell 305 PROTO 0.223 306 PROTO 5mm 307 PROTO .40 cal 308 PROTO 10mm 309 PROTO .44 cal 310 PROTO 14mm 311 PROTO 12-gauge 312 PROTO 9mm 313 PROTO BB 314 PROTO .45 cal 315 PROTO 2mm 316 PROTO 4.7mm caseless 317 PROTO HN needler 318 PROTO 7.62mm 350 PROTO Caucasian 351 PROTO African 400 PROTO Biped 401 PROTO Quadruped 402 PROTO Robotic 450 PROTO Men 451 PROTO Women 452 PROTO Children 453 PROTO Super Mutants 454 PROTO Ghouls 455 PROTO Brahmin 456 PROTO Radscorpions 457 PROTO Rats 458 PROTO Floaters 459 PROTO Centaurs 460 PROTO Robots 461 PROTO Dogs 462 PROTO Manti 463 PROTO DeathClaws 464 PROTO Plant 465 PROTO This line shows the number of male humans you have killed during the course of your adventures. 466 PROTO This line shows the number of female humans you have killed during the course of your adventures. 467 PROTO This line shows the number of young human children you have killed during the course of your adventures. You cad. 468 PROTO The number of Super Mutants you have slain during the course of your adventures. 469 PROTO This line shows the number of male and female ghoul mutants you have killed during the course of your adventures. 470 PROTO This line shows the number of Brahmin (mutated cows) you have chopped up during your travels. 471 PROTO The number of mutated Radscorpions that you have put to death during your adventure. 472 PROTO The number of rats you have killed. Includes all members of the rat family. 473 PROTO This is the number of mutant Floaters that you have put to death. 474 PROTO Your tally of dead mutant Centaurs. 475 PROTO This is the number of robots that you have destroyed or dismantled. 476 PROTO The total number of dogs that you have sent to the great kennel in the sky. 477 PROTO This line shows the total number of dead Manti, or large mutated mantis-like insects, that you have squashed so far. 478 PROTO This line shows that you have slain the Deathclaw, and any of his spawn. 479 PROTO The number of plants whose quest for sunlight you have terminated. 480 PROTO You see: %s. 485 PROTO You search the %s. 486 PROTO You close the %s. 487 PROTO It is locked. 490 PROTO You see: %s. 491 PROTO You see a dead: %s. 492 PROTO You see the remains of: %s. 493 PROTO You see nothing out of the ordinary. 500 PROTO Dead 501 PROTO Almost Dead 502 PROTO Severely Wounded 503 PROTO Wounded 504 PROTO Unhurt 510 PROTO AC Mod: %d 511 PROTO DR Mod: %d 512 PROTO Dmg Mod: %d/%d 518 PROTO You look: %s 519 PROTO %s %s 520 PROTO You look: %s. 521 PROTO %s %s. 522 PROTO He looks: %s 523 PROTO She looks: %s 524 PROTO It looks: %s 525 PROTO %s has %d/%d hps. 526 PROTO It has %d/%d shots of %s. 530 PROTO and has crippled limbs. 531 PROTO but has crippled limbs. 532 PROTO and have crippled limbs. 533 PROTO but have crippled limbs. 535 PROTO He has %d/%d hps 536 PROTO She has %d/%d hps 537 PROTO It has %d/%d hps 540 PROTO It weighs %d pounds. 541 PROTO It weighs %d pound. 544 PROTO , 545 PROTO . 546 PROTO and is wielding a %s. 547 PROTO and is wielding a %s with %d/%d shots of %s. 548 PROTO The car doesn't look like it's working right now. 549 PROTO The car is running at %d%% power. 550 PROTO \nError: lookup_val out of range! 551 PROTO \nError: obj_examine: proto_ptr failed! 580 PROTO You use the %s. 581 PROTO You use the %s on %s. 582 PROTO That does nothing. 583 PROTO To your dismay, you realize that it is already dead. 584 PROTO As you reach down, you realize that it is already dead. 585 PROTO Alas, you are too late. 586 PROTO That won't work on the dead. 587 PROTO You light the flare. 588 PROTO The flare is already lit. 589 PROTO You set the timer. 590 PROTO The timer is already ticking! 595 PROTO You charge the car with more power. 596 PROTO The car is already full of power. 597 PROTO The doorway seems to be blocked. 620 PROTO You gain %d experience points for killing: %s. 621 PROTO %s you earn %d exp. points. 622 PROTO For defeating your enemies, 623 PROTO For slaying your opponents, 624 PROTO You are victorious in combat, 625 PROTO For crushing your enemies, 626 PROTO For destroying your enemies without taking a scratch, 650 PROTO [Done] 651 PROTO [More] 652 PROTO More 653 PROTO [Back] 654 PROTO Back 655 PROTO Go on 656 PROTO Err... 660 PROTO You can't see there. 661 PROTO Too far away. 670 PROTO Okay. 671 PROTO Sure. 672 PROTO As you wish. 673 PROTO Whatever you say. 674 PROTO I'll try. 675 PROTO I can't do that. 676 PROTO I don't think I can do that. 677 PROTO Arf! 678 PROTO Woof! 700 PROTO You don't have enough action points. 800 PROTO You read the book. 801 PROTO You learn nothing new. 802 PROTO You learn new science information. 803 PROTO You learn a lot about repairing broken electronics. 804 PROTO You learn new ways to heal injury. 805 PROTO You learn how to handle your guns better. 806 PROTO You learn a lot about wilderness survival. 900 PROTO The supplies in the Doctor's Bag run out. 901 PROTO The supplies in the First Aid Kit run out. 902 PROTO You cannot do that in combat. 903 PROTO This person will not barter with you. 904 PROTO This person has nothing to tell you about. 905 PROTO You cannot pick up that item. You are at your maximum weight capacity. 910 PROTO The supplies in the Paramedic's Bag run out. 911 PROTO The supplies in the Field Medic First Aid Kit run out. 913 PROTO This critter can't carry anything. 1450 PROTO Men 1451 PROTO Women 1452 PROTO Children 1453 PROTO Super Mutants 1454 PROTO Ghouls 1455 PROTO Brahmin 1456 PROTO Radscorpions 1457 PROTO Rats 1458 PROTO Floaters 1459 PROTO Centaurs 1460 PROTO Robots 1461 PROTO Dogs 1462 PROTO Manti 1463 PROTO DeathClaws 1464 PROTO Plants 1465 PROTO Geckos 1466 PROTO Aliens 1467 PROTO Giant Ants 1468 PROTO Big Bad Boss 1469 PROTO This line shows the number of male humans you have killed during the course of your adventures. 1470 PROTO This line shows the number of female humans you have killed during the course of your adventures. 1471 PROTO This line shows the number of young human children you have killed during the course of your adventures. You cad. 1472 PROTO The number of Super Mutants you have slain during the course of your adventures. 1473 PROTO This line shows the number of male and female ghoul mutants you have killed during the course of your adventures. 1474 PROTO This line shows the number of Brahmin (mutated cows) you have chopped up during your travels. 1475 PROTO The number of mutated Radscorpions that you have put to death during your adventure. 1476 PROTO The number of rats you have killed. Includes all members of the rat family. 1477 PROTO This is the number of mutant Floaters that you have put to death. 1478 PROTO Your tally of dead mutant Centaurs. 1479 PROTO This is the number of robots that you have destroyed or dismantled. 1480 PROTO The total number of dogs that you have sent to the great kennel in the sky. 1481 PROTO This line shows the total number of dead Manti, or large mutated mantis-like insects, that you have squashed so far. 1482 PROTO This line shows that you have slain the Deathclaw, and any of his spawn. 1483 PROTO This line shows the number of plants you have weeded out of the world. 1484 PROTO The number of cute lizards you have wiped off the face of the planet. 1485 PROTO A count of alien things slain by your hand. 1486 PROTO The number of insectoids that you have exterminated in the wasteland. 100 PRO_CRIT Hero Male 200 PRO_CRIT Hero Female 300 PRO_CRIT Villager 400 PRO_CRIT Villager 500 PRO_CRIT Radscorpion 501 PRO_CRIT A small mutated scorpion. 600 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13400 PRO_CRIT Vault City Guard 13500 PRO_CRIT Vault City Guard 13600 PRO_CRIT Cyberdog 13700 PRO_CRIT NCR Guard 13800 PRO_CRIT NCR Guard 13900 PRO_CRIT NCR Melee Guard 14000 PRO_CRIT Slaver Guard 14100 PRO_CRIT Slaver Overseer 14200 PRO_CRIT Grand Master Trader 14300 PRO_CRIT Grand Master Trader 14400 PRO_CRIT Tandi 14500 PRO_CRIT Merc 14600 PRO_CRIT Ratch 14700 PRO_CRIT Skeeter 14800 PRO_CRIT Mikey 14900 PRO_CRIT NCR Bartender 15000 PRO_CRIT Shop Owner 15100 PRO_CRIT Gruthar 15200 PRO_CRIT Goris 15300 PRO_CRIT Molerat Fighter 15400 PRO_CRIT Molerat Fighter 15500 PRO_CRIT Molerat Fighter 15600 PRO_CRIT Molerat Fighter 15700 PRO_CRIT Molerat Fighter 15800 PRO_CRIT Molerat Fighter 15900 PRO_CRIT Generic Ghoul 16000 PRO_CRIT Myron 16100 PRO_CRIT Marcus 16200 PRO_CRIT Doc Jones 16300 PRO_CRIT Davin 16400 PRO_CRIT Miria 16500 PRO_CRIT Laddie 16600 PRO_CRIT Rondo 16700 PRO_CRIT Ranch Hand 16800 PRO_CRIT Ranch Hand 16900 PRO_CRIT Ranch Hand 17000 PRO_CRIT Bouncer 17100 PRO_CRIT Bouncer 17200 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Bodyguard 28900 PRO_CRIT Deathclaw Egg 29000 PRO_CRIT Metzger 29100 PRO_CRIT Enclave Guard 29200 PRO_CRIT Enclave Guard 29300 PRO_CRIT President 29400 PRO_CRIT Vice President 29500 PRO_CRIT Technicion 29600 PRO_CRIT Badger 29700 PRO_CRIT Dr. Fung 29800 PRO_CRIT Kid 29900 PRO_CRIT Kid 30000 PRO_CRIT Gun Merchant 30100 PRO_CRIT Shi Lab Tech 30200 PRO_CRIT Shi Guard 30300 PRO_CRIT Shi Peasant 30400 PRO_CRIT Shi Peasant 30500 PRO_CRIT Lo Pan Peasant 30600 PRO_CRIT Lo Pan Peasant 30700 PRO_CRIT Dock Worker 30800 PRO_CRIT Shi Merchant 30900 PRO_CRIT Keeng Ra'at 31000 PRO_CRIT Sulik - Stage 1 31100 PRO_CRIT Sulik - Stage 2 31200 PRO_CRIT Sulik - Stage 3 31300 PRO_CRIT Sulik - Stage 4 31400 PRO_CRIT Sulik - Stage 5 31500 PRO_CRIT Sulik - Stage 6 31600 PRO_CRIT Lenny - Stage 1 31700 PRO_CRIT Lenny - Stage 2 31800 PRO_CRIT Lenny - Stage 3 31900 PRO_CRIT Goris - Stage 1 32000 PRO_CRIT Goris - Stage 2 32100 PRO_CRIT Goris - Stage 3 32200 PRO_CRIT Goris - Stage 4 32300 PRO_CRIT Goris - Stage 5 32400 PRO_CRIT Goris - Stage 6 32500 PRO_CRIT Myron - Stage 1 32600 PRO_CRIT Myron - Stage 2 32700 PRO_CRIT Myron - Stage 3 32800 PRO_CRIT Myron - Stage 4 32900 PRO_CRIT Marcus - Stage 1 33000 PRO_CRIT Marcus - Stage 2 33100 PRO_CRIT Marcus - Stage 3 33200 PRO_CRIT Marcus - Stage 4 33300 PRO_CRIT Marcus - Stage 5 33400 PRO_CRIT Cyberdog - Stage 1 33500 PRO_CRIT Cyberdog - Stage 2 33600 PRO_CRIT Cyberdog - Stage 3 33700 PRO_CRIT Cyberdog - Stage 4 33800 PRO_CRIT Cassidy - Stage 1 33900 PRO_CRIT Cassidy - Stage 2 34000 PRO_CRIT Cassidy - Stage 3 34100 PRO_CRIT Cassidy - Stage 4 34200 PRO_CRIT Dogmeat 34300 PRO_CRIT Dogmeat - Stage 1 34400 PRO_CRIT Dogmeat - Stage 2 34500 PRO_CRIT Dogmeat - Stage 3 34600 PRO_CRIT Dogmeat - Stage 4 34700 PRO_CRIT Dogmeat - Stage 5 34800 PRO_CRIT Dogmeat - Stage 6 34900 PRO_CRIT Robobrain - Stage 1 35000 PRO_CRIT Robobrain - Stage 2 35100 PRO_CRIT Robobrain - Stage 3 35200 PRO_CRIT Robobrain - Stage 4 35300 PRO_CRIT Robobrain - Stage 5 35400 PRO_CRIT Queen Alien 35500 PRO_CRIT Black Radscorpion 35600 PRO_CRIT Black Radscorpion 35700 PRO_CRIT Spud 35800 PRO_CRIT Mercenary Captain 35900 PRO_CRIT Mercenary 36000 PRO_CRIT Mercenary 36100 PRO_CRIT Shadow-Who-Walks 36200 PRO_CRIT Punk 36300 PRO_CRIT Punk 36400 PRO_CRIT Marc 36500 PRO_CRIT Dave H. 36600 PRO_CRIT Capt. A. Ron Meyers 36700 PRO_CRIT Chip 36800 PRO_CRIT AHS-9 36900 PRO_CRIT Hubologist Guard 37000 PRO_CRIT Hubologist Guard 37100 PRO_CRIT Juan 37200 PRO_CRIT Vikki 37300 PRO_CRIT Vic - Stage 1 37400 PRO_CRIT Vic - Stage 2 37500 PRO_CRIT Vic - Stage 3 37600 PRO_CRIT Vic - Stage 4 37700 PRO_CRIT Vic - Stage 5 37800 PRO_CRIT Vic - Stage 6 37900 PRO_CRIT RoboBrain - Chimp 38000 PRO_CRIT Robobrain - Abnormal 38100 PRO_CRIT Robobrain - Human 38200 PRO_CRIT Giant Ant 38300 PRO_CRIT Tough Giant Ant 38400 PRO_CRIT Pariah Dog 38500 PRO_CRIT Zurak 38600 PRO_CRIT Imbot 38700 PRO_CRIT Jimmy 38800 PRO_CRIT Wejungh 38900 PRO_CRIT Herb 39000 PRO_CRIT Loopal 39100 PRO_CRIT Jobe 39200 PRO_CRIT Smitty 39300 PRO_CRIT Rube 39400 PRO_CRIT Master Krall 39500 PRO_CRIT Ziggy 39600 PRO_CRIT Master Khung 39700 PRO_CRIT John Bishop 39800 PRO_CRIT Angela Bishop 39900 PRO_CRIT Mrs. Bishop 40000 PRO_CRIT Bishop's Guard 1 40100 PRO_CRIT Bishop's Guard 2 40200 PRO_CRIT Bishop's Thug 1 40300 PRO_CRIT Bishop's Thug 2 40400 PRO_CRIT Angry Brahmin 40500 PRO_CRIT Lil' Jesus 40600 PRO_CRIT Big Jesus 40700 PRO_CRIT Mordino Men 1 40800 PRO_CRIT Mordino Men 2 40900 PRO_CRIT Mordino Men 3 41000 PRO_CRIT Myron's Guard 1 41100 PRO_CRIT Myron's Guard 2 41200 PRO_CRIT Mr. Wright 41300 PRO_CRIT Mrs. Wright 41400 PRO_CRIT Chris Wright 41500 PRO_CRIT Keith Wright 41600 PRO_CRIT Wright Son 1 41700 PRO_CRIT Wright Son 2 41800 PRO_CRIT Wright Daughter 1 41900 PRO_CRIT Wright Daughter 2 42000 PRO_CRIT Mr. Salvatore 42100 PRO_CRIT Mason 42200 PRO_CRIT Salvatore Thug 1 42300 PRO_CRIT Salvatore Thug 2 42400 PRO_CRIT Generic Bartender 1 42500 PRO_CRIT Generic Bartender 2 42600 PRO_CRIT Generic Bartender 3 42700 PRO_CRIT Boxer 1 42800 PRO_CRIT Boxer 2 42900 PRO_CRIT Boxer 3 43000 PRO_CRIT Boxer 4 43100 PRO_CRIT Mike the Masticator 43200 PRO_CRIT Holyfeld 43300 PRO_CRIT McKneely 43400 PRO_CRIT Stuart Little 43500 PRO_CRIT Corsican Brothers 43600 PRO_CRIT Corsican Bitches 43700 PRO_CRIT Father Tully 43800 PRO_CRIT Casino Bouncer 1 43900 PRO_CRIT Casino Bouncer 2 44000 PRO_CRIT Casino Girl 44100 PRO_CRIT Drug Dealer/Pimp1 44200 PRO_CRIT Drug Dealer/Pimp2 44300 PRO_CRIT Drug Dealer/Pimp3 44400 PRO_CRIT Drug Dealer/Pimp4 44500 PRO_CRIT McGee 44600 PRO_CRIT Miss Kitty 44700 PRO_CRIT Generic Slut 1 44800 PRO_CRIT Generic Slut 2 44900 PRO_CRIT Jagged Jimmy J 45000 PRO_CRIT Renesco 45100 PRO_CRIT Scientist 45200 PRO_CRIT Eldridge 45300 PRO_CRIT Algernon 45400 PRO_CRIT Jules 45500 PRO_CRIT Bureaucrat 1 45600 PRO_CRIT Bureaucrat 2 45700 PRO_CRIT Trader 1 45800 PRO_CRIT Trader 2 45900 PRO_CRIT Guard 1 46000 PRO_CRIT Guard 2 46100 PRO_CRIT Guard 3 46200 PRO_CRIT Guard 4 46300 PRO_CRIT Soldier 1 46400 PRO_CRIT Soldier 2 46500 PRO_CRIT Soldier 3 46600 PRO_CRIT Soldier 4 46700 PRO_CRIT Sgt. Stark 46800 PRO_CRIT "Doc" Andrew 46900 PRO_CRIT Bartender 47000 PRO_CRIT Gun Turret 47001 PRO_CRIT This is an automated gun turret equipped with a Dual Plasma Cannon. 47100 PRO_CRIT K-9 (base) 47200 PRO_CRIT K-9 (stage 1) 47300 PRO_CRIT K-9 (stage 2) 47400 PRO_CRIT K-9 (stage 3) 47500 PRO_CRIT K-9 (stage 4) 47600 PRO_CRIT Generic Cyberdog 47700 PRO_CRIT Wanamingo Egg 47800 PRO_CRIT Lo Pan Guard 47900 PRO_CRIT Marjorie 48000 PRO_CRIT Auto-Cannon 48100 PRO_CRIT Special Gecko Critter 48200 PRO_CRIT Grim Reaper 48300 PRO_CRIT Frank Horrigan 48301 PRO_CRIT The President's Body Guard 100 PRO_ITEM Leather Armor 101 PRO_ITEM Your basic all leather apparel. Finely crafted from tanned brahmin hide. 200 PRO_ITEM Metal Armor 201 PRO_ITEM Polished metal plates, crudely forming a suit of armor. 300 PRO_ITEM Power Armor 301 PRO_ITEM A self-contained suit of advanced technology armor. Powered by a micro-fusion reactor, with enough fuel to last a hundred years. 400 PRO_ITEM Knife 401 PRO_ITEM A sharp-bladed cutting and stabbing weapon. Min ST: 2. 500 PRO_ITEM Club 501 PRO_ITEM A military or police baton. Heavy wood. Min ST: 3. 600 PRO_ITEM Sledgehammer 601 PRO_ITEM A large hammer with big handle. Very popular with the muscular crowd. Min ST: 6. 700 PRO_ITEM Spear 701 PRO_ITEM A razor tipped polearm. The shaft is wooden, and the tip is worked steel. Min ST: 4. 800 PRO_ITEM 10mm Pistol 801 PRO_ITEM A Colt 6520 10mm autoloading pistol. Each pull of the trigger will automatically reload the firearm until the magazine is empty. Single shot only, using the powerful 10mm round. Min ST: 3. 900 PRO_ITEM 10mm SMG 901 PRO_ITEM H&K MP9 Submachinegun (10mm variant). A medium-sized SMG, capable of single shot and burst mode. Min ST: 4. 1000 PRO_ITEM Hunting Rifle 1001 PRO_ITEM A Colt Rangemaster semi-automatic rifle, in .223 caliber. Single-shot only. Min ST: 5. 1100 PRO_ITEM Flamer 1101 PRO_ITEM A Flambe 450 model flamethrower, varmiter variation. Fires a short spray of extremely hot, flamable liquid. Requires specialized fuel to work properly. Min ST: 6. 1200 PRO_ITEM Minigun 1201 PRO_ITEM A Rockwell CZ53 Personal Minigun. A multi-barrelled chaingun firing 5mm ammunition at over 60,000 RPM. Min ST: 7. 1300 PRO_ITEM Rocket Launcher 1301 PRO_ITEM A Rockwell BigBazooka rocket launcher. With the deluxe 3 lb. trigger. Fires AP or Explosive Rockets. Min ST: 6. 1400 PRO_ITEM Explosive Rocket 1401 PRO_ITEM A rocket with a large explosive warhead. 1500 PRO_ITEM Plasma Rifle 1501 PRO_ITEM A Winchester Model P94 Plasma Rifle. An industrial-grade energy weapon, firing superheated bolts of plasma down a superconducting barrel. Powered by Micro Fusion Cells. Min ST: 6. 1600 PRO_ITEM Laser Pistol 1601 PRO_ITEM A Wattz 1000 Laser Pistol. Civilian model, so the wattage is lower than military or police versions. Uses small energy cells. Min ST: 3. 1700 PRO_ITEM Combat Armor 1701 PRO_ITEM High tech armor, made out of advanced defensive polymers. 1800 PRO_ITEM Desert Eagle .44 1801 PRO_ITEM An ancient Desert Eagle pistol, in .44 magnum. Interest in late 20th century films made this one of the most popular handguns of all times. Min ST: 4. 1900 PRO_ITEM Rock 1901 PRO_ITEM It's a rock. The Granite-Inc. model is an upgraded version. Min ST: 1. 2000 PRO_ITEM Crowbar 2001 PRO_ITEM A very solid and heavy piece of metal, specially designed to exert leverage. Or pound heads. Min ST: 5. 2100 PRO_ITEM Brass Knuckles 2101 PRO_ITEM Hardened knuckle grip that is actually made out of steel. They protect your hand, and do more damage, in unarmed combat. Min ST: 1. 2200 PRO_ITEM 14mm Pistol 2201 PRO_ITEM A Sig-Sauer 14mm Auto Pistol. Large, single shot handgun. Excellent craftmanship. Min ST: 4. 2300 PRO_ITEM Assault Rifle 2301 PRO_ITEM An AK-112 5mm Assault Rifle. An old military model, out of use around the time of the war. Can fire single-shot or burst, using the high velocity 5mm rounds. Min ST: 5. 2400 PRO_ITEM Plasma Pistol 2401 PRO_ITEM Glock 86 Plasma Pistol. Designed by the Gaston Glock AI. Shoots a small bolt of superheated plasma. Powered by a small energy cell. Min ST: 4. 2500 PRO_ITEM Grenade (Frag) 2501 PRO_ITEM A generic fragmentation grenade. Contains a small amount of high explosives, the container itself forming most of the damaging fragments. Explodes on contact. Min ST: 3. 2600 PRO_ITEM Grenade (Plasma) 2601 PRO_ITEM A magnetically sealed plasma delivery unit, with detonating explosives. Creates a blast of superheated plasma on contact. Min ST: 4. 2700 PRO_ITEM Grenade (Pulse) 2701 PRO_ITEM An electromagnetic pulse grenade, generating an intense magnetic field on detonation. Doesn't affect biological creatures. Contact fuze. Min ST: 4. 2800 PRO_ITEM Gatling Laser 2801 PRO_ITEM An H&K L30 Gatling Laser. Designed specifically for military use, these were in the prototype stage at the beginning of the War. Multiple barrels allow longer firing before overheating. Powered by Micro Fusion Cells. Min ST: 6. 2900 PRO_ITEM 10mm JHP 2901 PRO_ITEM Ammunition. Caliber: 10mm, jacketed hollow-points 3000 PRO_ITEM 10mm AP 3001 PRO_ITEM Ammunition. Caliber: 10mm, armor piercing. 3100 PRO_ITEM .44 Magnum JHP 3101 PRO_ITEM A brick of ammunition, .44 magnum caliber, hollow-points. 3200 PRO_ITEM Flamethrower Fuel 3201 PRO_ITEM A cylinder containing an extremely flammable liquid fuel for flamethrowers. 3300 PRO_ITEM 14mm AP 3301 PRO_ITEM Large caliber ammunition. 14mm armor piercing. 3400 PRO_ITEM .223 FMJ 3401 PRO_ITEM A case of ammunition, .223 caliber, Full Metal Jacket. 3500 PRO_ITEM 5mm JHP 3501 PRO_ITEM A brick of small, lightweight ammunition. Caliber: 5mm, jacketed hollow-point. 3600 PRO_ITEM 5mm AP 3601 PRO_ITEM A brick of small caliber ammunition. 5mm armor piercing. 3700 PRO_ITEM Rocket AP 3701 PRO_ITEM A rocket shell, with a smaller explosive, but designed to pierce armor plating. 3800 PRO_ITEM Small Energy Cell 3801 PRO_ITEM A small, self-contained energy storage unit. 3900 PRO_ITEM Micro Fusion Cell 3901 PRO_ITEM A medium sized energy production unit. Self-contained fusion plant. 4000 PRO_ITEM Stimpak 4001 PRO_ITEM A healing chem. When injected, the chem provides immediate healing of minor wounds. 4100 PRO_ITEM Money 4101 PRO_ITEM Legal tender for the world of the wastes. 4200 PRO_ITEM Fridge 4201 PRO_ITEM A refrigerator. Out of coolant. 4300 PRO_ITEM Ice Chest 4301 PRO_ITEM On old-style ice chest. The hinges are in good working condition. 4400 PRO_ITEM Ice Chest 4401 PRO_ITEM On old-style ice chest. The hinges are in good working condition. 4500 PRO_ITEM Throwing Knife 4501 PRO_ITEM A knife, balanced specifically for throwing. Made of titanium, and laser sharpened. Min ST: 3. 4600 PRO_ITEM Bag 4601 PRO_ITEM An average sized bag. Made from weaved brahmin hairs. 4700 PRO_ITEM First Aid Kit 4701 PRO_ITEM A small kit containing basic medical equipment. Bandages, wraps, antiseptic spray, and more. 4800 PRO_ITEM RadAway 4801 PRO_ITEM A chemical solution that bonds with radiation particles and passes them through your system. Takes time to work. 4900 PRO_ITEM Antidote 4901 PRO_ITEM A bottle containing a home-brewed antidote for poison. A milky liquid with floating pieces of radscorpion flesh. 5000 PRO_ITEM Reserved Item 5001 PRO_ITEM This is a reserved item. DO NOT USE. 5100 PRO_ITEM Dynamite 5101 PRO_ITEM A high explosive, consisting of nitroglycerin mixed with the absorbent substance kiselguhr. Includes a timer. 5200 PRO_ITEM Geiger Counter 5201 PRO_ITEM A Wattz Electronics C-Radz model Geiger Counter. Detects the presence and strength of radiation fields. 5300 PRO_ITEM Mentats 5301 PRO_ITEM A pillbox of mind-altering chems. Increases memory related functions, and speeds other mental processes. Highly habit-forming. 5400 PRO_ITEM Stealth Boy 5401 PRO_ITEM A RobCo Stealth Boy 3001 personal stealth device. Generates a modulating field that transmits the reflected light from one side of an object to the other. 5500 PRO_ITEM Water Chip 5501 PRO_ITEM This is a Vault-Tec water chip. They are typically packaged in groups of five to a box. 5600 PRO_ITEM Dog Tags 5601 PRO_ITEM A set of military dog tags. The name Darkwater is readable, but not much else is. 5700 PRO_ITEM Bug 5701 PRO_ITEM A miniature microphone and transmitting device. 5800 PRO_ITEM Tape 5801 PRO_ITEM A Wattz Electronics Holodisc tape. This particular tape looks to be into very poor condition. 5900 PRO_ITEM Motion Sensor 5901 PRO_ITEM A Wattz Electronics C-U model motion sensor. Detects the movement of biological material over a distance of meters using a tuned radar device. Having one in your inventory will also help you avoid outdoor encounters (+20% Outdoorsman skill). 6000 PRO_ITEM Bookcase 6001 PRO_ITEM A wooden bookcase. 6100 PRO_ITEM Bookcase 6101 PRO_ITEM A wooden bookcase. 6200 PRO_ITEM Bookcase 6201 PRO_ITEM A wooden bookcase. 6300 PRO_ITEM Bookcase 6301 PRO_ITEM A wooden bookcase. 6400 PRO_ITEM Bookcase 6401 PRO_ITEM A wooden bookcase. 6500 PRO_ITEM Bookcase 6501 PRO_ITEM A wooden bookcase. 6600 PRO_ITEM Desk 6601 PRO_ITEM A wooden desk. 6700 PRO_ITEM Desk 6701 PRO_ITEM A wooden desk. 6800 PRO_ITEM Dresser 6801 PRO_ITEM A wooden dresser. 6900 PRO_ITEM Dresser 6901 PRO_ITEM A wooden dresser. 7000 PRO_ITEM Dresser 7001 PRO_ITEM A wooden dresser. 7100 PRO_ITEM Fruit 7101 PRO_ITEM A strange piece of fruit. No preservatives and no additional food coloring added. 7200 PRO_ITEM Briefcase 7201 PRO_ITEM A briefcase, with a Made-in-the-USA label. Leather. Good condition, but the combination lock is broken. 7300 PRO_ITEM Big Book of Science 7301 PRO_ITEM A set of books, containing information about different scientific fields. 7400 PRO_ITEM Leather Jacket 7401 PRO_ITEM A black, heavy leather jacket. 7500 PRO_ITEM Tool 7501 PRO_ITEM A tool set, containing various useful tools, including pliers. 7600 PRO_ITEM Deans Electronics 7601 PRO_ITEM A study book on the field of electronics. A note on the cover says that it is for the "budding young electrician in everyone!" 7700 PRO_ITEM Electronic Lockpick 7701 PRO_ITEM A Wattz Electronics Micromanipulator FingerStuff electronic lockpick. For defeating electronic locks and security devices. 7800 PRO_ITEM Fuzzy Painting 7801 PRO_ITEM An image of a singer. Obviously, very old. The image has a felt coating that is still in good condition. 7900 PRO_ITEM Flare 7901 PRO_ITEM A flare. Creates light for a short period of time. The paper is a little worn, but otherwise it is in good condition. Twist the top to activate it. 8000 PRO_ITEM First Aid Book 8001 PRO_ITEM A study book on the concepts and practical use of first aid skills. 8100 PRO_ITEM Iguana-on-a-stick 8101 PRO_ITEM A cooked iguana, roasted in it's own skin. 8200 PRO_ITEM Key 8201 PRO_ITEM A key. A key will open a particular lock. 8300 PRO_ITEM Key Ring 8301 PRO_ITEM Multiple keys. 8400 PRO_ITEM Lockpicks 8401 PRO_ITEM A set of locksmith tools. Includes all the necessary picks and tension wrenches to open conventional pin and tumbler locks. 8500 PRO_ITEM Plastic Explosives 8501 PRO_ITEM A chunk of Cordex, a military brand of plastic explosives. Highly stable, very destructive. Includes a timer. 8600 PRO_ITEM Scout Handbook 8601 PRO_ITEM A book on the methods and ideals of Scouting. Very practical information regarding outdoor life. 8700 PRO_ITEM Buffout 8701 PRO_ITEM Highly advanced steroids. While in effect, they increase strength and reflexes. Very habit-forming. 8800 PRO_ITEM Watch 8801 PRO_ITEM An expensive watch. Not really working, but it still looks nice. 8900 PRO_ITEM Motor 8901 PRO_ITEM A 40-hp electric motor. 9000 PRO_ITEM Back Pack 9001 PRO_ITEM A basic backpack, with optional carrying straps. 9100 PRO_ITEM Doctor's Bag 9101 PRO_ITEM This brown bag contains instruments and chems used by doctors in the application of their trade. 9200 PRO_ITEM Scorpion Tail 9201 PRO_ITEM The severed tail of a radscorpion. 9300 PRO_ITEM Bag 9301 PRO_ITEM An average sized bag. Made from weaved Brahmin hairs. 9400 PRO_ITEM Shotgun 9401 PRO_ITEM A Winchester Widowmaker double-barreled 12-gauge shotgun. Short barrel, with mahogany grip. Min ST: 4. 9500 PRO_ITEM 12 ga. Shotgun Shells 9501 PRO_ITEM Shotgun ammunition. This particular ammo is marked: "12-gauge shells, not for use by children under the age of 3." 9600 PRO_ITEM Red Pass Key 9601 PRO_ITEM A electronic security key, color coded red. 9700 PRO_ITEM Blue Pass Key 9701 PRO_ITEM A electronic security key, color coded blue. 9800 PRO_ITEM Junk 9801 PRO_ITEM A pile of junk parts. A little bit of everything. 9900 PRO_ITEM Gold Locket 9901 PRO_ITEM A valuable gold locket. 10000 PRO_ITEM Radio 10001 PRO_ITEM A model 2043B Radio Communicator, from the fine people at Wattz Electronics. Dependable, rugged, and camouflaged. With the optional RS-121 interface. 10100 PRO_ITEM Lighter 10101 PRO_ITEM A silver butane lighter, in good condition. 10200 PRO_ITEM Guns and Bullets 10201 PRO_ITEM A gun rag. A magazine devoted to the practical use of firearms, and the occasional biased review. 10300 PRO_ITEM Iguana-on-a-stick 10301 PRO_ITEM Some charred meat and vegetables on a cooking stick. 10400 PRO_ITEM Tape Recorder 10401 PRO_ITEM A Wattz Electronics Play-It-For-Me tape recorder. Plays and records the standard 30 minute high density Record-It-Once tapes. 10500 PRO_ITEM Key 10501 PRO_ITEM A special key of some sort. 10600 PRO_ITEM Nuka-Cola 10601 PRO_ITEM A bottle of Nuka-Cola, the flavored softdrink of the post-nuclear world. Warm and flat. 10700 PRO_ITEM Bones 10701 PRO_ITEM A collection of strange bones. 10800 PRO_ITEM Bones 10801 PRO_ITEM A collection of strange bones. 10900 PRO_ITEM Rad-X 10901 PRO_ITEM Anti-radiation chems to be taken before exposure. No known side effects. 11000 PRO_ITEM Psycho 11001 PRO_ITEM An unique delivery system filled with strange and unknown chemicals of probably military origin. It is supposed to increase the combat potential of a soldier. 11100 PRO_ITEM .44 magnum FMJ 11101 PRO_ITEM A brick of ammunition, .44 magnum caliber, full metal jacket. 11200 PRO_ITEM Urn 11201 PRO_ITEM A beautiful golden urn, with the name "Harriet" inscribed on the front and ashes inside. 11300 PRO_ITEM Robes 11301 PRO_ITEM Robes from the Children of the Cathedral. 11400 PRO_ITEM Tangler's Hand 11401 PRO_ITEM A cybernetic manipulator, in the shape and form of a hand. Damaged due to the sloppy nature of the removal process. 11500 PRO_ITEM Super Sledge 11501 PRO_ITEM A Super Sledgehammer, manufactured by the Brotherhood of Steel, using the finest weapons technology available. Includes a kinetic energy storage device, to increase knockback. Min ST: 5. 11600 PRO_ITEM Ripper 11601 PRO_ITEM A Ripper(tm) vibroblade. Powered by a small energy cell, the chainblade rips and tears into it's target. Min ST: 4. 11700 PRO_ITEM Flower 11701 PRO_ITEM A beautiful flower. 11800 PRO_ITEM Laser Rifle 11801 PRO_ITEM A Wattz 2000 Laser Rifle. Uses micro fusion cells for more powerful lasers, and an extended barrel for additional range. Min ST: 6. 11900 PRO_ITEM Necklace 11901 PRO_ITEM An expensive looking necklace, made from silver, gold and pressed diamonds. 12000 PRO_ITEM Alien Blaster 12001 PRO_ITEM A strange gun of obviously alien origin. Looks like it can support small energy cells, however. Min ST: 2. 12100 PRO_ITEM 9mm ball 12101 PRO_ITEM A collection of ancient 9x19mm rounds. Heavy grease to preserve them from the environment. Standard bullets. 12200 PRO_ITEM 9mm Mauser 12201 PRO_ITEM A Mauser M/96, in 9x19mm Parabellum. In excellent condition. Extremely accurate. Min ST: 3. 12300 PRO_ITEM Psychic Nullifier 12301 PRO_ITEM A strange device, constructed from an odd technology. 12400 PRO_ITEM Beer 12401 PRO_ITEM Some type of home brewed beer. 12500 PRO_ITEM Booze 12501 PRO_ITEM An ancient liquor, from the pre-War era. 12600 PRO_ITEM Water Flask 12601 PRO_ITEM A container for the holding and preservation of water or other liquids. 12700 PRO_ITEM Rope 12701 PRO_ITEM A strong, thick line. About 45 feet in length. 12800 PRO_ITEM Footlocker 12801 PRO_ITEM Your basic footlocker. Holds stuff, sits at foot of bed, can be locked. 12900 PRO_ITEM Footlocker 12901 PRO_ITEM Your basic footlocker. Holds stuff, sits at foot of bed, can be locked. 13000 PRO_ITEM Footlocker 13001 PRO_ITEM Your basic footlocker. Holds stuff, sits at foot of bed, can be locked. 13100 PRO_ITEM Footlocker 13101 PRO_ITEM Your basic footlocker. Holds stuff, sits at foot of bed, can be locked. 13200 PRO_ITEM Locker 13201 PRO_ITEM A storage container. 13300 PRO_ITEM Locker 13301 PRO_ITEM A storage container. 13400 PRO_ITEM Locker 13401 PRO_ITEM A storage container. 13500 PRO_ITEM Locker 13501 PRO_ITEM A storage container. 13600 PRO_ITEM Locker 13601 PRO_ITEM A storage container. 13700 PRO_ITEM Locker 13701 PRO_ITEM A storage container. 13800 PRO_ITEM Locker 13801 PRO_ITEM A storage container. 13900 PRO_ITEM Locker 13901 PRO_ITEM A storage container. 14000 PRO_ITEM Access Card 14001 PRO_ITEM A security access card. Still in working condition. 14100 PRO_ITEM COC Badge 14101 PRO_ITEM A badge in the shape of the Children of the Cathedral symbol. On one side you notice bumps and indentations, almost reminding you of a key. 14200 PRO_ITEM COC Badge 14201 PRO_ITEM A badge in the shape of the Children of the Cathedral symbol. On one side you notice bumps and indentations, almost reminding you of a key. 14300 PRO_ITEM Sniper Rifle 14301 PRO_ITEM A DKS-501 Sniper Rifle. Excellent long range projectile weapon. Originally .308, this one is chambered in the more common .223 caliber. Min ST: 5. 14400 PRO_ITEM Super Stimpak 14401 PRO_ITEM An advanced healing chem. Very powerful. Superstims will cause a small amount of damage after a period of time due to powerful nature of the chemicals used. 14500 PRO_ITEM Bookshelf 14501 PRO_ITEM A wooden bookshelf. 14600 PRO_ITEM Bookshelf 14601 PRO_ITEM A wooden bookshelf. 14700 PRO_ITEM Bookshelf 14701 PRO_ITEM A wooden bookshelf. 14800 PRO_ITEM Bookshelf 14801 PRO_ITEM A wooden bookshelf. 14900 PRO_ITEM Bookshelf 14901 PRO_ITEM A wooden bookshelf. 15000 PRO_ITEM Bookshelf 15001 PRO_ITEM A wooden bookshelf. 15100 PRO_ITEM Shelves 15101 PRO_ITEM A set of wooden shelves. 15200 PRO_ITEM Shelves 15201 PRO_ITEM A set of wooden shelves. 15300 PRO_ITEM Shelves 15301 PRO_ITEM A set of wooden shelves. 15400 PRO_ITEM Shelves 15401 PRO_ITEM A set of wooden shelves. 15500 PRO_ITEM Shelves 15501 PRO_ITEM A set of wooden shelves. 15600 PRO_ITEM Shelves 15601 PRO_ITEM A set of wooden shelves. 15700 PRO_ITEM Workbench 15701 PRO_ITEM A workbench. Yep, your standard old, run of the mill, workbench. Looks nice sitting there, too. 15800 PRO_ITEM Tool Board 15801 PRO_ITEM This board holds a variety of tools above the popular workbench. 15900 PRO_ITEM Molotov Cocktail 15901 PRO_ITEM A home-made flammable grenade. Min ST: 3. 16000 PRO_ITEM Cattle Prod 16001 PRO_ITEM A Farmer's Best Friend model cattle prod from Wattz Electronics. Uses small energy cells for power. Min ST: 4. 16100 PRO_ITEM Red Ryder BB Gun 16101 PRO_ITEM A Red Ryder BB gun. The classic. Min ST: 3. 16200 PRO_ITEM Red Ryder LE BB Gun 16201 PRO_ITEM A limited edition version of the Red Ryder BB gun. A true classic. Min ST: 3. 16300 PRO_ITEM BB's 16301 PRO_ITEM A package of BB's from before the war. In excellent condition. Stainless steel. 16400 PRO_ITEM Brotherhood Tape 16401 PRO_ITEM A holodisc from regarding the Brotherhood of Steel. 16500 PRO_ITEM Iguana Stand 16501 PRO_ITEM The home of Bob's Iguana Bits. What's not to love about fresh-roasted iguana? 16600 PRO_ITEM Table 16601 PRO_ITEM A generic table. Holds stuff off the ground. 16700 PRO_ITEM Table 16701 PRO_ITEM A generic table. Holds stuff off the ground. 16800 PRO_ITEM Stuff 16801 PRO_ITEM These are miscellaneous items, also known as "stuff". 16900 PRO_ITEM Stuff 16901 PRO_ITEM These are miscellaneous items, also known as "stuff". 17000 PRO_ITEM Stuff 17001 PRO_ITEM These are miscellaneous items, also known as "stuff". 17100 PRO_ITEM Stuff 17101 PRO_ITEM These are miscellaneous items, also known as "stuff". 17200 PRO_ITEM Stuff 17201 PRO_ITEM These are miscellaneous items, also known as "stuff". 17300 PRO_ITEM Stuff 17301 PRO_ITEM These are miscellaneous items, also known as "stuff". 17400 PRO_ITEM Stuff 17401 PRO_ITEM These are miscellaneous items, also known as "stuff". 17500 PRO_ITEM Stuff 17501 PRO_ITEM These are miscellaneous items, also known as "stuff". 17600 PRO_ITEM Stuff 17601 PRO_ITEM These are miscellaneous items, also known as "stuff". 17700 PRO_ITEM Stuff 17701 PRO_ITEM These are miscellaneous items, also known as "stuff". 17800 PRO_ITEM Stuff 17801 PRO_ITEM These are miscellaneous items, also known as "stuff". 17900 PRO_ITEM Stuff 17901 PRO_ITEM These are miscellaneous items, also known as "stuff". 18000 PRO_ITEM Crate 18001 PRO_ITEM A wooden crate filled with generic stuff. 18100 PRO_ITEM Desk 18101 PRO_ITEM A generic desk. Seen one desk, you've seen them all. 18200 PRO_ITEM Desk 18201 PRO_ITEM A generic desk. 18300 PRO_ITEM Desk 18301 PRO_ITEM A generic desk. 18400 PRO_ITEM Desk 18401 PRO_ITEM A generic desk. 18500 PRO_ITEM Desk 18501 PRO_ITEM A generic desk. 18600 PRO_ITEM Desk 18601 PRO_ITEM A generic desk. 18700 PRO_ITEM Desk 18701 PRO_ITEM A generic desk. 18800 PRO_ITEM Locker 18801 PRO_ITEM A locker. 18900 PRO_ITEM Locker 18901 PRO_ITEM A locker. 19000 PRO_ITEM FEV Disk 19001 PRO_ITEM A holotape containing medical information. Can be used to enter information into your PIPBoy. 19100 PRO_ITEM Security Disk 19101 PRO_ITEM A holotape with the writing "Security Log" on the label. You can use it to transfer the data it contains to your PIPBoy. 19200 PRO_ITEM Alpha Experiment Disk 19201 PRO_ITEM The label on this holotape reads: "Alpha Experiment Log" 19300 PRO_ITEM Delta Experiment Disk 19301 PRO_ITEM The label on this holotape reads: "Delta Experiment Log" 19400 PRO_ITEM Vree's Experiment Disk 19401 PRO_ITEM This holotape has been updated with medical evidence from Vree of the BoS. It can be used to transfer the data to your PIPBoy. 19500 PRO_ITEM Brotherhood Honor Code 19501 PRO_ITEM A holotape, with a rough symbol of the Brotherhood of Steel inscribed on it. Use the tape to transfer the data to your PIPBoy. 19600 PRO_ITEM Mutant Transmissions 19601 PRO_ITEM This holotape looks like it was set to record audio data from a radio. Use the tape to transfer the information to your PIPBoy. 19700 PRO_ITEM Box 19800 PRO_ITEM Box 19900 PRO_ITEM Box 20000 PRO_ITEM Box 20100 PRO_ITEM Box 20200 PRO_ITEM Box 20300 PRO_ITEM Box 20400 PRO_ITEM Box 20500 PRO_ITEM Flare 20501 PRO_ITEM A flare. Creates light for a short period of time. The paper is a little worn, but otherwise it is in good condition. It is lit. 20600 PRO_ITEM Dynamite 20601 PRO_ITEM A high explosive, consisting of nitroglycerin mixed with the absorbent substance kiselguhr. Includes a timer, which is ticking. 20700 PRO_ITEM Geiger Counter 20701 PRO_ITEM A Wattz Electronics C-Radz model Geiger Counter. Detects the presence and strength of radiation fields. It is on. 20800 PRO_ITEM Motion Sensor 20801 PRO_ITEM A Wattz Electronics C-U model motion sensor. Detects the movement of biological material over a distance of meters using a tuned radar device. It is on. 20900 PRO_ITEM Plastic Explosives 20901 PRO_ITEM A chunk of Cordex, a military brand of plastic explosives. Highly stable, very destructive. Includes a timer, which is ticking. 21000 PRO_ITEM Stealth Boy 21001 PRO_ITEM A RobCo Stealth Boy 3001 personal stealth device. Generates a modulating field that transmits the reflected light from one side of an object to the other. 21100 PRO_ITEM Bones 21101 PRO_ITEM You see Ed. Ed's dead. 21200 PRO_ITEM Tandi 21201 PRO_ITEM You are bartering for Tandi's release. 21300 PRO_ITEM Remains of Gizmo 21301 PRO_ITEM Gizmo, former crime boss of Junktown, is dead. And pretty stinky, too. 21400 PRO_ITEM Desk 21401 PRO_ITEM A desk. After further observation, you decide that it is still a desk. 21500 PRO_ITEM Brotherhood History 21501 PRO_ITEM A holotape containing information relating to the Brotherhood of Steel. Can be used to enter information into your PIPBoy 2000. 21600 PRO_ITEM Maxson's History 21700 PRO_ITEM Maxson's Journal 21800 PRO_ITEM Light Healing 21801 PRO_ITEM Barter for this option if you want light healing. 21900 PRO_ITEM Medium Healing 21901 PRO_ITEM Barter for this option if you want medium healing. 22000 PRO_ITEM Heavy Healing 22001 PRO_ITEM Barter for this option if you want lots of care and heavy healing. 22100 PRO_ITEM Security Card 22101 PRO_ITEM A keycard with a security level encoded within it's very simple electronics. 22200 PRO_ITEM Field Switch 22201 PRO_ITEM An electronic transmission device, with a very simple, and large, toggle button. It looks like it was recently made and designed for very large hands. 22300 PRO_ITEM Yellow Pass Key 22301 PRO_ITEM An electronic security key, color coded yellow. 22400 PRO_ITEM Small Statuette 22401 PRO_ITEM You think this might be a carving of the "Pip Boy" but you can't be sure. 22500 PRO_ITEM Cat's Paw Magazine 22501 PRO_ITEM An issue of Cat's Paw magazine. 22600 PRO_ITEM Box Of Noodles 22601 PRO_ITEM You have no idea what "Instant Spaghetti" means. 22700 PRO_ITEM Small Dusty Box Of Some Sort 22701 PRO_ITEM A television dinner. You're not sure, but it's definitely not edible. You're not quite sure if it ever was. 22800 PRO_ITEM Technical Manual 22801 PRO_ITEM A technical repair manual on the T-51b Power Armor. 22900 PRO_ITEM Small Piece Of Machinery 22901 PRO_ITEM You see a Systolic Motivator. This unusual piece of machinery is very small. 23000 PRO_ITEM Vault Records 23001 PRO_ITEM A compendium of events and important recordings from a Vault computer system. Possibly damaged. 23100 PRO_ITEM Military Base Security Code 23101 PRO_ITEM 23200 PRO_ITEM Hardened Power Armor 23201 PRO_ITEM A suit of T-51b Power Armor. The hardening process has improved the defensive capability of this high-tech armor system. 23300 PRO_ITEM Turbo Plasma Rifle 23301 PRO_ITEM A modified Winchester P94 plasma rifle. The plasma bolt chamber has been hotwired to accelerate the bolt formation process. Min ST: 6. 23400 PRO_ITEM Spiked Knuckles 23401 PRO_ITEM An improved version of the classic Brass Knuckles. The Spiked Knuckles do more damage, tearing into the flesh of your opponent in unarmed combat. Min ST: 1. 23500 PRO_ITEM Power Fist 23501 PRO_ITEM A "Big Frigger" Power Fist from BeatCo. Considered by many to be the ultimate weapon to use in unarmed combat. Others are just scared. Powered by small energy cells. Min ST: 1. 23600 PRO_ITEM Combat Knife 23601 PRO_ITEM A high-quality combat knife, the Stallona is from SharpWit, Inc. The edge of this blade is guaranteed sharp for over a decade of use! Min ST: 2. 23700 PRO_ITEM Chemistry Journals 23701 PRO_ITEM A random pile of literature regarding the field of Chemistry. The papers on Molecular Chemistry are particularly interesting. 23800 PRO_ITEM Regulator Transmission 23801 PRO_ITEM A holotape recording of an audio transmission. 23900 PRO_ITEM Brotherhood Armor 23901 PRO_ITEM A superior version of Combat Armor. The Brotherhood of Steel have made many improvements over the standard version. 24000 PRO_ITEM Tesla Armor 24001 PRO_ITEM This shining armor provides superior protection against energy attacks. The three Tesla Attraction Coil Rods disperse a large percentage of directed energy attacks. 24100 PRO_ITEM .223 Pistol 24101 PRO_ITEM A .223 rifle modified and cut down to a pistol. This is a one-of-a-kind firearm, obviously made with love and skill. Min ST: 5. 24200 PRO_ITEM Combat Shotgun 24201 PRO_ITEM A Winchester City-Killer 12-gauge combat shotgun, bullpup variant. In excellent condition, it has the optional DesertWarfare environmental sealant modification for extra reliability. Min ST: 5. 24300 PRO_ITEM Pot 24301 PRO_ITEM A finely crafted clay pot. 24400 PRO_ITEM Pot 24401 PRO_ITEM A finely crafted clay pot. 24500 PRO_ITEM Chest 24501 PRO_ITEM A wooden chest. 24600 PRO_ITEM Shelf 24601 PRO_ITEM A wood shelf with miscellaneous items. 24700 PRO_ITEM Shelf 24701 PRO_ITEM A wood shelf with miscellaneous items. 24800 PRO_ITEM Pot 24801 PRO_ITEM A finely crafted clay pot. 24900 PRO_ITEM Pot 24901 PRO_ITEM A finely crafted clay pot. 25000 PRO_ITEM Bones 25001 PRO_ITEM A pile of human bones. 25100 PRO_ITEM Anna's Bones 25101 PRO_ITEM These bones seem unsettled. 25200 PRO_ITEM Anna's Gold Locket 25201 PRO_ITEM This well-worn golden locket opens to reveal a charming picture. 25300 PRO_ITEM Fuel Cell Controller 25301 PRO_ITEM This chip controls the flow of power into a car's electric engines. Many drivers quickly burnt out this chip through frequent rapid acceleration. Still a valuable part to have-- if you only had a car to install it in. 25400 PRO_ITEM Fuel Cell Regulator 25401 PRO_ITEM Some car-owners installed this regulator, that doubles your car's mileage between charges, but most drivers didn't care how much juice their cars consumed, after all, power's cheap and plentiful so why worry. 25500 PRO_ITEM Day Pass 25501 PRO_ITEM This slightly crumpled piece of paper grants you access to all areas of Vault City, except the Vault itself, during daylight hours only. 25600 PRO_ITEM False Citizenship Papers 25601 PRO_ITEM This is a set of false Citizenship Papers. They look authentic enough, but you doubt they could pass a serious inspection. 25700 PRO_ITEM Cornelius' Gold Watch 25701 PRO_ITEM This is an ancient time-piece known as a pocket watch. Time ran out for this keepsake, many long years ago. 25800 PRO_ITEM Hydroelectric Part 25801 PRO_ITEM This is a Hydroelectric Magnetosphere Regulator. 25900 PRO_ITEM Jet 25901 PRO_ITEM Jet is a powerful metamphetamine that stimulates the central nervous system. The initial euphoric rush rarely lasts more than a few minutes, but during that time, the user is filled with a rush of energy & strength. 26000 PRO_ITEM Jet Antidote 26001 PRO_ITEM This antidote cures the reliant effects of Jet. 26100 PRO_ITEM Jonny's BB Gun 26101 PRO_ITEM A Red Ryder BB gun with the name 'Jonny' scratched on the stock. Min ST: 3. 26200 PRO_ITEM Rubber Boots 26201 PRO_ITEM An old pair of sturdy rubber work boots. They look durable enough to keep out sludge, at least for a while. 26300 PRO_ITEM Slag Message 26301 PRO_ITEM This is a message from the leader of the Slags to the townspeople of Modoc. 26400 PRO_ITEM Smith's Cool Item 26401 PRO_ITEM LONG DESCRIPTION HERE. 26500 PRO_ITEM Combat Leather Jacket 26501 PRO_ITEM This heavily padded leather jacket is unusual in that it has two sleeves. You'll definitely make a fashion statement whenever, and wherever, you rumble. 26600 PRO_ITEM Vic's Radio 26601 PRO_ITEM This hand-held radio doesn't work but it looks as though it's still in pretty good condition. Some of its parts could probably be salvaged for use in other radios. 26700 PRO_ITEM Vic's Water Flask 26701 PRO_ITEM This relic of the Vault was probably used to contain some sacred sacrament. The Holy number 13 is emblazoned on the side of this precious link to your people's past, and hopeful future. 26800 PRO_ITEM H&K CAWS 26801 PRO_ITEM The CAWS, short for Close Assault Weapons System, shotgun is a useful tool for close-range combat. The bullpup layout gives the weapon a short, easily handleable, length while still retaining enough barrel length for its high velocity shells. Min ST: 6. 26900 PRO_ITEM Robot Parts 26901 PRO_ITEM A pile of damaged robot parts. 27000 PRO_ITEM Robo Rocket Launcher 27001 PRO_ITEM Only used by rocket equipped robots. 27100 PRO_ITEM Broc Flower 27101 PRO_ITEM The plentiful flower that forms the base for the powder of healing. 27200 PRO_ITEM Xander Root 27201 PRO_ITEM The rare root that gives healing properties to the powder of healing. 27300 PRO_ITEM Healing Powder 27301 PRO_ITEM A very powerful healing magic- though it will bring the feeling of sleep to your head. 27400 PRO_ITEM Robo Rocket Ammo 27401 PRO_ITEM Only used by rocket equipped robots. 27500 PRO_ITEM Trophy of Recognition 27501 PRO_ITEM A solid gold trophy with the inscription "To: Dave, From: DC's, For: Being a Special Person." 27600 PRO_ITEM Gecko Pelt 27601 PRO_ITEM This is the dried and cured hide of a Gecko. 27700 PRO_ITEM Golden Gecko Pelt 27701 PRO_ITEM This is the dried and cured hide of a Golden Gecko. 27800 PRO_ITEM Flint 27801 PRO_ITEM A stone used to sharpen weapons. 27900 PRO_ITEM Neural Interface 27901 PRO_ITEM It appears to be a set of electrodes built into a head unit with a standard computer interface plug. 28000 PRO_ITEM Sharpened Spear 28001 PRO_ITEM A razor tipped polearm. The shaft is wooden, and the tip is sharpened steel. Min ST: 4. 28100 PRO_ITEM Dixon's Eye 28101 PRO_ITEM A small jar containing a human eye suspended in some kind of liquid. The label says Corporal Dixon. 28200 PRO_ITEM Clifton's Eye 28201 PRO_ITEM A small jar containing a human eye suspended in some kind of liquid. The label says General Clifton. 28300 PRO_ITEM Tommy Gun 28301 PRO_ITEM This Thompson M1928 submachine gun is a sinister looking weapon; every time you hold it, you have an urge to put on a fedora hat and crack your knuckles. The Thompson is well-fed by a large 50 round drum magazine. Min ST: 6. 28400 PRO_ITEM Meat Jerky 28401 PRO_ITEM These smoked and dried chunks of beast-flesh remain chewy-licious and even somewhat nutritious for years, and years, and years.... 28500 PRO_ITEM Radscorpion Limbs 28501 PRO_ITEM These Radscorpion pincers are hollowed out and have a strap with a broken buckle at the end. 28600 PRO_ITEM Firewood 28601 PRO_ITEM A pile of firewood and kindling. 28700 PRO_ITEM Scoped Hunting Rifle 28701 PRO_ITEM Nothing's better than seeing that surprised look on your target's face. The Loophole x20 Scope on this hunting rifle makes it easier than ever before. Accurate from first shot to last, no matter what kind of game you're gunning for. Min ST: 5. 28800 PRO_ITEM Car Fuel Cell 28801 PRO_ITEM A car fuel cell. 28900 PRO_ITEM Shovel 28901 PRO_ITEM This is a shovel for digging ditches and stuff. 29000 PRO_ITEM Robo Melee Weapon 1 29001 PRO_ITEM For Floating Eye Robot. Does Electrical Damage. 29100 PRO_ITEM Robo Melee Weapon 2 29101 PRO_ITEM For Floating Eye Robot. Does Electrical damage. 29200 PRO_ITEM Boxing Gloves 29201 PRO_ITEM A pair of boxing gloves that smell faintly of sweat. They look like they have seen a lot of use: many old blood stains still remain. 29300 PRO_ITEM Plated Boxing Gloves 29301 PRO_ITEM Someone has "accidentally" slipped metal plates into these boxing gloves. It could technically be considered cheating, but you prefer to think of it as an increased opportunity to dispense bone-crunching damage. 29400 PRO_ITEM Vault 13 Holodisk 29401 PRO_ITEM A holodisk which supposedly has the location of Vault 13. 29500 PRO_ITEM Cheezy Poofs 29501 PRO_ITEM A box of cheese flavored puffs. They are extremely good. 29600 PRO_ITEM HK P90c 29601 PRO_ITEM The Heckler & Koch P90c was just coming into use at the time of the war. The weapon's bullpup layout, and compact design, make it easy to control. The durable P90c is prized for its reliability, and high firepower in a ruggedly-compact package. Min ST: 4. 29700 PRO_ITEM Metal Pole 29701 PRO_ITEM It's a long metal pole. What did you expect? 29800 PRO_ITEM Trapper Town Key 29801 PRO_ITEM A standard key. 29900 PRO_ITEM Pipe Rifle 29901 PRO_ITEM This is a hand-made single shot rifle. Min ST: 5. 30000 PRO_ITEM Zip Gun 30001 PRO_ITEM A handmade single shot pistol. Min ST: 4. 30100 PRO_ITEM Clipboard 30101 PRO_ITEM This is a clipboard with the coolant report. 30200 PRO_ITEM Gecko Holodisk 30201 PRO_ITEM The label on this holotape reads: "Gecko Economic Data." It's difficult to interpret most of the technical charts, tables, and formulae here, but the majority of the information seems to highlight the advantages of a Vault City -- Gecko alliance. 30300 PRO_ITEM Reactor Holodisk 30301 PRO_ITEM The label on this holotape reads: "Gecko Reactor Performance Data." This disk contains a string of numbers that mean nothing to you. There sure is a lot of information here and it must be important to someone, somehow. 30400 PRO_ITEM Deck of "Tragic" Cards 30401 PRO_ITEM This is a deck of cards for a collectible card game. Looks like it could be an expensive hobby if you got hooked. 30500 PRO_ITEM Yellow Reactor Keycard 30501 PRO_ITEM An electronic security key, color coded yellow. 30600 PRO_ITEM Red Reactor Keycard 30601 PRO_ITEM An electronic security key, color coded red. 30700 PRO_ITEM Plasma Transformer 30701 PRO_ITEM This is a Three-step Plasma Transformer. 30800 PRO_ITEM Super Tool Kit 30801 PRO_ITEM An impressive tool set made by "Snap-Off". 30900 PRO_ITEM Talisman 30901 PRO_ITEM A talisman which is worn by followers of The Brain. 31000 PRO_ITEM Gamma Gulp Beer 31001 PRO_ITEM A bottle of Gamma Gulp beer. It glows in the dark! 31100 PRO_ITEM Roentgen Rum 31101 PRO_ITEM A bottle of Roentgen rum. It glows in the dark! 31200 PRO_ITEM Part Requisition Form 31201 PRO_ITEM This is a Part Requisition Request form. 31300 PRO_ITEM .44 Magnum Revolver 31301 PRO_ITEM Being that this is the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean-off, you've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?. Min ST: 5. 31400 PRO_ITEM Condom (Blue Package) 31401 PRO_ITEM This is a Jimmy Hats brand condom, a very reliable brand. This one is ribbed for her pleasure. 31500 PRO_ITEM Condom (Green package) 31501 PRO_ITEM This is a Jimmy Hats brand condom, a very reliable brand. This one contains phosphorous green dye #2 and is slathered in spermicidal lubricant for added protection. 31600 PRO_ITEM Condom (Red Package) 31601 PRO_ITEM This is a Jimmy Hats brand condom, a very reliable brand. This one contains phosophorous red dye #5 and has a yummy cinnamon bun flavor... or so you heard. 31700 PRO_ITEM Cosmetics Case 31701 PRO_ITEM This is a genuine Mary May brand cosmetics case. 31800 PRO_ITEM Empty Hypodermic 31801 PRO_ITEM This is an empty hypodermic. 31900 PRO_ITEM Switchblade 31901 PRO_ITEM The blade of this small knife is held by a spring. When a button on the handle is pressed, the blades shoots out with a satisfying "Sssssshk" sound. Min ST: 1. 32000 PRO_ITEM Sharpened Pole 32001 PRO_ITEM A wood pole sharpened at one end. Min ST: 4. 32100 PRO_ITEM Cybernetic Brain 32101 PRO_ITEM A human brain that has been enhanced by the addition of electronic and robotic attachments. 32200 PRO_ITEM Human Brain 32201 PRO_ITEM A typical human brain. Normally they are found in human skulls. Yuck. 32300 PRO_ITEM Chimpanzee Brain 32301 PRO_ITEM A monkey brain. It's soft and squishy. 32400 PRO_ITEM Abnormal Brain 32401 PRO_ITEM Quite possibly a human brain. The color doesn't seem quite right and the left hemisphere of the brain has caved in on itself. 32500 PRO_ITEM Dice 32501 PRO_ITEM A standard pair of gambling dice. It'd be cool to get a fuzzy pair for your car. 32600 PRO_ITEM Loaded Dice 32601 PRO_ITEM A pair of loaded dice. Don't be flashing these around the casino. 32700 PRO_ITEM Easter Egg 32701 PRO_ITEM This is a hard boiled chicken egg painted with colored dyes. 32800 PRO_ITEM Magic 8-Ball 32801 PRO_ITEM This black sphere is some strange precognitive device... a small window on the top seems to be able to predict the future! Pre-war humanity must have been geniuses to invent such a wonder! 32900 PRO_ITEM Mutagenic Serum 32901 PRO_ITEM A strange organic concoction that could possibly reverse the Mutation Factor in humans. 33000 PRO_ITEM Crashed Verti-Bird 33001 PRO_ITEM This is wreakage from a verti-bird. Looks like it crashed here months ago. 33100 PRO_ITEM Cat's Paw Issue #5 33101 PRO_ITEM This is the hard to find Issue 5 of Cat's Paw magazine. The pictures aside, this issue has a wonderful article on energy weapons. 33200 PRO_ITEM M3A1 "Grease Gun" SMG 33201 PRO_ITEM This submachine gun filled National Guard arsenals after the Army replaced it with newer weapons. However, the "Grease Gun" was simple and cheap to manufacture so there are still quite a few still in use. Min ST: 4. 33300 PRO_ITEM Heart Pills 33301 PRO_ITEM These pills are used by people with heart problems. 33400 PRO_ITEM Poison 33401 PRO_ITEM A hypodermic needle full of powerful poison. 33500 PRO_ITEM Moore's Briefcase 33501 PRO_ITEM Thomas Moore asked you to take this brahmin hide briefcase to the Bishop family in New Reno. It is securely locked, and you can't seem to open it. 33600 PRO_ITEM Moore's Briefcase 33601 PRO_ITEM Thomas Moore asked you to take this brahmin hide briefcase to the Bishop family in New Reno. It is securely locked, and you can't seem to open it. 33700 PRO_ITEM Lynette Holodisk 33701 PRO_ITEM This is the holodisk you got from Lynette. 33800 PRO_ITEM Westin Holodisk 33801 PRO_ITEM This is the holodisk you got from Westin. 33900 PRO_ITEM NCR Spy Holodisk 33901 PRO_ITEM This holodisk contains reports of NCR caravan schedules and security information. It's addressed to Darion and signed "F". With this info, it's easy to see how the raiders have avoided capture. 34000 PRO_ITEM Doctor's Papers 34001 PRO_ITEM A set of very detailed plans for a Cybernetic Canine Guard Unit. With this and the right facilities, a person just might be able to build a robo-dog. 34100 PRO_ITEM Presidential Pass 34101 PRO_ITEM The bearer of this document is Security Clearance A-Prime as authorized by the authority of the President of the New California Republic. It's signed by President Tandi. 34200 PRO_ITEM Ranger Pin 34201 PRO_ITEM This pin says you're an official New California Ranger. Look -- it's got a code wheel and everything! 34300 PRO_ITEM Ranger's Map 34301 PRO_ITEM A map of the surrounding area -- it won't help you much -- but there are code names on it for the Ranger safe houses in the north. 34400 PRO_ITEM Gravesite 34500 PRO_ITEM Gravesite 34600 PRO_ITEM Gravesite 34700 PRO_ITEM Gravesite 34800 PRO_ITEM Advanced Power Armor 34801 PRO_ITEM This powered armor is composed of lightweight metal alloys, reinforced with ceramic castings at key points. The motion-assist servo-motors appear to be high quality models as well. 34900 PRO_ITEM Adv. Power Armor MKII 34901 PRO_ITEM This powered armor appears to be composed of entirely of lightweight ceramic composites rather than the usual combination of metal and ceramic plates. It seems as though it should give even more protection than the standard Advanced Power Armor. 35000 PRO_ITEM Bozar 35001 PRO_ITEM The ultimate refinement of the sniper's art. Although, somewhat finicky and prone to jamming if not kept scrupulously clean, the big weapon's accuracy more than makes up for its extra maintenance requirements. Min ST: 6. 35100 PRO_ITEM FN FAL 35101 PRO_ITEM This rifle has been more widely used by armed forces than any other rifle in history. It's a reliable assault weapon for any terrain or tactical situation. Min ST: 5. 35200 PRO_ITEM H&K G11 35201 PRO_ITEM This gun revolutionized assault weapon design. The weapon fires a caseless cartridge consisting of a block of propellant with a bullet buried inside. The resultant weight and space savings allow this weapon to have a very high magazine capacity. Min ST: 5. 35300 PRO_ITEM XL70E3 35301 PRO_ITEM This was an experimental weapon at the time of the war. Manufactured, primarily, from high-strength polymers, the weapon is almost indestructible. It's light, fast firing, accurate, and can be broken down without the use of any tools. Min ST: 5. 35400 PRO_ITEM Pancor Jackhammer 35401 PRO_ITEM The Jackhammer, despite its name, is an easy to control shotgun, even when fired on full automatic. The popular bullpup design, which places the magazine behind the trigger, makes the weapon well balanced & easy to control. Min ST: 5. 35500 PRO_ITEM Light Support Weapon 35501 PRO_ITEM This squad-level support weapon has a bullpup design. The bullpup design makes it difficult to use while lying down. Because of this it was remanded to National Guard units. It, however, earned a reputation as a reliable weapon that packs a lot of punch for its size. Min ST: 6. 35600 PRO_ITEM Computer Voice Module 35601 PRO_ITEM A circuit board with several unidentifiable parts, a microphone, and an inscription that reads "Vault-Tec Voice Recognition Module." 35700 PRO_ITEM .45 Caliber 35701 PRO_ITEM Ammunition. .45 Caliber. 35800 PRO_ITEM 2mm EC 35801 PRO_ITEM Ammunition. 35900 PRO_ITEM 4.7mm Caseless 35901 PRO_ITEM Ammunition. Caliber: 4.7mm, caseless. 36000 PRO_ITEM 9mm 36001 PRO_ITEM Ammunition. Caliber: 9mm. 36100 PRO_ITEM HN Needler Cartridge 36101 PRO_ITEM Ammunition. This cartridge appears to be ammo for the HN Needler Pistol. Each 'bullet' is a small hypodermic designed to inject a target with its contents upon impact. 36200 PRO_ITEM HN AP Needler Cartridge 36201 PRO_ITEM Ammunition. This cartridge appears to be armor-piercing ammo for the HN Needler Pistol. The hypodermic tips are made of a strange alloy and are incredibly sharp. 36300 PRO_ITEM 7.62mm 36301 PRO_ITEM Ammunition. Caliber: 7.62mm. 36400 PRO_ITEM Robot Motivator 36401 PRO_ITEM This is the drive mechanism for a robot. 36500 PRO_ITEM Plant Spike 36501 PRO_ITEM An organic seed-spike that the carnivorous plants spit at potential food or seed carriers. 36600 PRO_ITEM G.E.C.K. 36601 PRO_ITEM The Garden of Eden Creation Kit. This unit is standard equipment for all Vault-Tec vaults. A GECK is the resource for rebuilding civilization after the bomb. Just add water and stir. 36700 PRO_ITEM Ammo Crate 36800 PRO_ITEM Ammo Crate 36900 PRO_ITEM Ammo Crate 37000 PRO_ITEM Ammo Crate 37100 PRO_ITEM Claw 37101 PRO_ITEM Claw 37200 PRO_ITEM Claw 37201 PRO_ITEM Claw 37300 PRO_ITEM Vault 15 Keycard 37301 PRO_ITEM An electronic security key, color coded red. 37400 PRO_ITEM Gravesite 37500 PRO_ITEM Gravesite 37600 PRO_ITEM Gravesite 37700 PRO_ITEM Vault 15 Computer Parts 37701 PRO_ITEM Miscellaneous computer parts with various functions. A computer geek's dream. 37800 PRO_ITEM Cookie 37801 PRO_ITEM A chocolate chip cookie. Yum! 37900 PRO_ITEM Leather Armor Mark II 37901 PRO_ITEM An enhanced version of the basic leather armor with extra layers of protection. Finely crafted from tanned brahmin hide. 38000 PRO_ITEM Metal Armor Mark II 38001 PRO_ITEM Polished metal plates, finely crafted into a suit of armor. 38100 PRO_ITEM Combat Armor Mark II 38101 PRO_ITEM High tech armor, made out of advanced defensive polymers. 38200 PRO_ITEM Flamethrower Fuel MKII 38201 PRO_ITEM This flamethrower fuel uses an advanced super-burn mix. 38300 PRO_ITEM Shiv 38301 PRO_ITEM This home-made knife is as dangerous as it is easily concealed. Its presence can't be detected by others. Min ST: 1. 38400 PRO_ITEM Wrench 38401 PRO_ITEM A typical wrench used by mechanics. Min ST: 3. 38500 PRO_ITEM Sawed-Off Shotgun 38501 PRO_ITEM Someone took the time to chop the last few inches off the barrel and stock of this shotgun. Now, the wide spread of this hand-cannon's short-barreled shots makes it perfect for short-range crowd control. Min ST: 4. 38600 PRO_ITEM Louisville Slugger 38601 PRO_ITEM This all-American, hardwood, baseball bat will knock anything right out of the park. Min ST: 4. 38700 PRO_ITEM M60 38701 PRO_ITEM This relatively light machine gun was prized by militaries around for world for its high rate of fire. This reliable, battlefield-proven design, was used on vehicles and for squad level fire-support. Min ST: 7. 38800 PRO_ITEM Needler Pistol 38801 PRO_ITEM You suspect this Bringham needler pistol was once used for scientific field studies. It uses small hard-plastic hypodermic darts as ammo. Min ST: 3. 38900 PRO_ITEM Avenger Minigun 38901 PRO_ITEM Rockwell designed the Avenger as the replacement for their aging CZ53 Personal Minigun. The Avenger's design improvements include improved, gel-fin, cooling and chromium plated barrel-bores. This gives it a greater range and lethality. Min ST: 7. 39000 PRO_ITEM Solar Scorcher 39001 PRO_ITEM Without the sun's rays to charge this weapon's cpacitors this gun can't light a match. However, in full daylight, the experimental photo-electric cells that power the Scorcher allow it to turn almost anything into a crispy critter. Min ST: 3. 39100 PRO_ITEM H&K G11E 39101 PRO_ITEM This gun revolutionized squad level support weapon design. The gun fires a caseless cartridge consisting of a block of propellant with a bullet buried inside. The resultant weight and space savings allow it to have a very high magazine capacity. Min ST: 6. 39200 PRO_ITEM M72 Gauss Rifle 39201 PRO_ITEM The M72 rifle is of German design. It uses an electromagnetic field to propel rounds at tremendous speed... and pierce almost any obstacle. Its range, accuracy and stopping power is almost unparalleled. Min ST: 6. 39300 PRO_ITEM Phazer 39301 PRO_ITEM NEED LONG DESCRIPTION. Min ST: 3. 39400 PRO_ITEM PPK12 Gauss Pistol 39401 PRO_ITEM Praised for its range and stopping power, the PPK12 Gauss Pistol is of German design. The pistol uses an electromagnetic field to propel rounds at tremendous speed and punch through almost any armor. Min ST: 4. 39500 PRO_ITEM Vindicator Minigun 39501 PRO_ITEM The German Rheinmetal AG company created the ultimate minigun. The Vindicator throws over 90,000 caseless shells per minute down its six carbon-polymer barrels. As the pinnacle of Teutonic engineering skill, it is the ultimate hand-held weapon. Min ST: 7. 39600 PRO_ITEM YK32 Pulse Pistol 39601 PRO_ITEM The YK32 is an electrical pulse weapon that was developed by the Yuma Flats Energy Consortium. Though powerful, the YK32 was never considered a practical weapon due to its inefficient energy usage and bulky design. Min ST: 3. 39700 PRO_ITEM YK42B Pulse Rifle 39701 PRO_ITEM The YK42B is an electrical pulse weapon that was developed by the Yuma Flats Energy Consortium. It is considered a far superior weapon to the YK32 pistol, having a greater charge capacity and range. Min ST: 3. 39800 PRO_ITEM .44 Magnum (Speed Load) 39801 PRO_ITEM A .44 Magnum Revolver with a speed loader. Min ST: 5. 39900 PRO_ITEM Super Cattle Prod 39901 PRO_ITEM A Farmer's Best Friend model cattle prod from Wattz Electronics. This model has been upgraded to increase the electrical discharge. Min ST: 4. 40000 PRO_ITEM Improved Flamer 40001 PRO_ITEM A Flambe 450 model flamethrower, varmiter variation. Fires a short spray of extremely hot, flamable liquid. Requires specialized fuel to work properly. This model has been modified to fire a hotter mixture which causes greater combustibility. Min ST: 6. 40100 PRO_ITEM Laser Rifle (Ext. Cap.) 40101 PRO_ITEM This Wattz 2000 laser rifle has had its recharging system upgraded and a special recycling chip installed that reduces the drain on the micro fusion cell by 50%. Min ST: 6. 40200 PRO_ITEM Magneto-Laser Pistol 40201 PRO_ITEM This Wattz 1000 laser pistol has been upgraded with a magnetic field targeting system that tightens the laser emission, giving this pistol extra penetrating power. Min ST: 3. 40300 PRO_ITEM FN FAL (Night Sight) 40301 PRO_ITEM This rifle has been more widely used by armed forces than any other rifle in history. It's a reliable assault weapon for any terrain or tactical situation. This weapon has been equipped with a night sight for greater night accuracy. Min ST: 5. 40400 PRO_ITEM Desert Eagle (Exp. Mag.) 40401 PRO_ITEM An ancient Desert Eagle pistol, in .44 magnum. Interest in late 20th century films made this one of the most popular handguns of all times. This one has been equipped with an expanded magazine for longer fun and games! Min ST: 4. 40500 PRO_ITEM Assault Rifle (Exp. Mag.) 40501 PRO_ITEM This Assault Rifle has an extended, military sized, ammunition clip. The expanded magazine capacity makes it more fun than ever to Spray-and-Pray. Min ST: 5. 40600 PRO_ITEM Plasma Pistol (Ext. Cap.) 40601 PRO_ITEM This Glock 86 Plasma Pistol has had its magnetic housing chamber realigned to reduce the drain on its energy cell. Its efficiency has doubled, allowing it to fire more shots before the battery is expended. Min ST: 4. 40700 PRO_ITEM Mega Power Fist 40701 PRO_ITEM A "Big Frigger" Power Fist from BeatCo. Considered by many to be the ultimate weapon to use in unarmed combat. This one has upgraded power servos for increased strength. Powered by small energy cells. Min ST: 1. 40800 PRO_ITEM Field Medic First Aid Kit 40801 PRO_ITEM A small kit containing basic emergency medical equipment. Bandages, wraps, antiseptic spray, and more. 40900 PRO_ITEM Paramedics Bag 40901 PRO_ITEM This bag contains instruments and chems used by paramedics in the field. The tools contained are specifically designed for high trauma and emergency cases. 41000 PRO_ITEM Expanded Lockpick Set 41001 PRO_ITEM A set of locksmith tools. Includes all the necessary picks and tension wrenches to open conventional pin and tumbler locks. This set also includes some special tools for more difficult mechanical locking mechanisms. 41100 PRO_ITEM Electronic Lockpick MKII 41101 PRO_ITEM This is the second generation Wattz Electronics Micromanipulator FingerStuff electronic lockpick. For defeating electronic locks and security devices. This Mark II version includes updated software and interface tools. 41200 PRO_ITEM Oil Can 41201 PRO_ITEM You see a can of Armor-Go. A space-age, polymer, lubricant for powered armor. 41300 PRO_ITEM Stables ID Badge 41301 PRO_ITEM This is a temporary ID badge. It has a red stripe through it, which seems to indicate that you are a "Stables Researcher." 41400 PRO_ITEM Vault 15 Shack Key 41401 PRO_ITEM A standard key. 41500 PRO_ITEM Spectacles 41501 PRO_ITEM A set of spectacles for eye correction. 41600 PRO_ITEM Empty Jet Canister 41601 PRO_ITEM This empty jet canister was found in Richard Wright's room. It still has traces of Jet inside. 41700 PRO_ITEM Oxygen Tank 41701 PRO_ITEM This is the oxygen tank for Salvatore's breathing apparatus. 41800 PRO_ITEM Poison Tank 41801 PRO_ITEM This tank looks suspiciously like an oxygen tank, but there is a small skull and crossbones symbol etched in the bottom. If you hadn't examined it closely, you wouldn't have seen the symbol. 41900 PRO_ITEM Mine Parts 41901 PRO_ITEM You see a bundle of parts that are clearly labeled "GX-9 Air Purifier". Using your incredible deductive skills, you decide that they are probably parts for a broken air purifier. 42000 PRO_ITEM Morningstar Mine Scrip 42001 PRO_ITEM This is a small chit probably used to pay Morningstar Mine Workers. 42100 PRO_ITEM Holy Hand Grenade 42101 PRO_ITEM A Holy relic of godly might. 42200 PRO_ITEM Excavator Chip 42201 PRO_ITEM This chip appears to be for some sort of large industrial machine. Beneath the dirt and dust, it appears to be in surprisingly good shape. 42300 PRO_ITEM Gold Nugget 42301 PRO_ITEM A nugget of gold. 42400 PRO_ITEM Monument Chunk 42401 PRO_ITEM This is a piece of the disgruntled stone monument you found out in the desert. Although many of your village would no doubt regard it as a sacred relic, somehow you suspect that you have been cheated. 42500 PRO_ITEM Stone Head 42501 PRO_ITEM A huge stone monument. 42600 PRO_ITEM Uranium Ore 42601 PRO_ITEM A chunk of Uranium Ore, unrefined. 42700 PRO_ITEM Flame Breath 42800 PRO_ITEM Medical Supplies 42801 PRO_ITEM A box of assorted medical supplies. Nothing I can make use of though. 42900 PRO_ITEM Gold Tooth 42901 PRO_ITEM This gold tooth used to belong to Jules, but it's yours now. 43000 PRO_ITEM Howitzer Shell 43001 PRO_ITEM A 75mm Howitzer shell. The casing has mostly corroded away, but you can make out these letters. EXP. 9-25-98. 43100 PRO_ITEM Ramirez Box, Closed 43101 PRO_ITEM This is the box you received from Big Jesus Mordino to give to Ramirez at the Stables. 43200 PRO_ITEM Ramirez Box, Open 43201 PRO_ITEM This is the box you received from Big Jesus Mordino to give to Ramirez at the Stables. It is open, and you have removed the Jet that was inside. 43300 PRO_ITEM Mirrored Shades 43301 PRO_ITEM This is a pair of fashionable and deadly-looking mirrored shades. Just having them in your inventory makes you feel cool. 43400 PRO_ITEM Wagon 43401 PRO_ITEM A caravan wagon converted from the wrecked remains of an ancient automobile. 43500 PRO_ITEM Wagon 43501 PRO_ITEM A caravan wagon converted from the wrecked remains of an ancient automobile. 43600 PRO_ITEM Deck of Cards 43601 PRO_ITEM A standard set of playing cards. 43700 PRO_ITEM Pack of Marked Cards 43701 PRO_ITEM Every card in this set is a red queen. Must make for some boring games. 43800 PRO_ITEM Temple Key 43801 PRO_ITEM A key for the Arroyo Temple door. 43900 PRO_ITEM Pocket Lint 43901 PRO_ITEM Some fuzz you found in a pocket. 44000 PRO_ITEM Bio Med Gel 44001 PRO_ITEM A jar of Bio Gel used in the biomedical field. 44100 PRO_ITEM Blondie's Dog Tags 44101 PRO_ITEM These dog tags have the owner's name scratched off and the name "Blondie" scrawled on the back. Beneath the name is the number "11." 44200 PRO_ITEM Angel-Eyes' Dog Tags 44201 PRO_ITEM These dog tags list the owner as "Angel-Eyes." Beneath the name is the number "16." 44300 PRO_ITEM Tuco's Dog Tags 44301 PRO_ITEM These foul-smelling dog tags list the owner as "Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez," followed by the number "27." 44400 PRO_ITEM Raiders Map 44401 PRO_ITEM This is a crumpled map of pre-war Northern California. Reno and the surrounding caravan trails are outlined in red, and there is a red "X" far to the east of Reno with "Raiders" scrawled beneath it. 44500 PRO_ITEM Sheriff's Badge 44501 PRO_ITEM A Badge worn by the Sheriff of a town. 44600 PRO_ITEM Vertibird Plans 44601 PRO_ITEM A set of plans for building Vertibirds. 44700 PRO_ITEM Bishop's Holodisk 44701 PRO_ITEM This holodisk contains incriminating information on Bishop's secret deal with NCR. Apparently, Bishop hired mercenaries to attack Vault City in the hopes that Vault City would turn to NCR for military aid. This holodisk is audio only and has no text data. Vault City might be interested in this. 44800 PRO_ITEM Account Book 44801 PRO_ITEM This account book lists a series of monthly payments made to the mercenary band from the Bishop Family in New Reno. The payments depend heavily on how much "pressure" the mercenaries put on Vault City. Vault City might be interested in this. 44900 PRO_ITEM Unused 44901 PRO_ITEM Unused 45000 PRO_ITEM Torn Paper 1 45001 PRO_ITEM You see a piece of paper with writing on it. It looks like it's part of a code of some sort. Unfortunately, the code is incomplete. If only you could find all three pieces. You can make out the following: 1. Physics Password KSLJ, 2. Chemistry Password TIU, 3. Biology Password INTL 45100 PRO_ITEM Torn Paper 2 45101 PRO_ITEM You see a piece of paper with writing on it. It looks like it's part of a code of some sort. Unfortunately, the code is incomplete. If only you could find all three pieces. You can make out the following: KJ: Ken-Lee-9, ASPO- Lo-S, VR- Dnky-Pnch- 45200 PRO_ITEM Torn Paper 3 45201 PRO_ITEM You see a piece of paper with writing on it. It looks like it's part of a code of some sort. Unfortunately, the code is incomplete. If only you could find all three pieces. You can make out the following: 7313, hi-S12908, 98790 45300 PRO_ITEM Password Paper 45301 PRO_ITEM This is three pieces of a single page that, when assembled, reveal three passwords. The text reads: 1. Physics Password KSLJKJ: Ken-Lee-97313, 2. Chemistry Password TIUASPO- Lo-Shi-S12908, 3. Biology Password INTLVR- Dnky-Pnch-98790 45400 PRO_ITEM Explosive Switch 45401 PRO_ITEM This toggle switch is the final conponent of an explosive device. 45500 PRO_ITEM Car Trunk 45501 PRO_ITEM The trunk is a great place to store your stuff. 45600 PRO_ITEM Cell Door Key 45601 PRO_ITEM This key fits the Cell Door in Broken Hills. 45700 PRO_ITEM Hubologist Field Report 45701 PRO_ITEM A field office report for the membership drive in the True Faith. 45800 PRO_ITEM M.B. Holodisk 5 45801 PRO_ITEM The label reads: Message to CHQ- Confidential. 45900 PRO_ITEM M.B. Holodisk 1 45901 PRO_ITEM The label reads: Radio Transmission log checkpoint 1. 46000 PRO_ITEM M.B. Holodisk 2 46001 PRO_ITEM The label reads: Radio transmission log checkpoint 2. 46100 PRO_ITEM M.B. Holodisk 3 46101 PRO_ITEM The label reads: Radio transmission log checkpoint 3. 46200 PRO_ITEM M.B. Holodisk 4 46201 PRO_ITEM The label reads: Radio transmission log research team. 46300 PRO_ITEM Evacuation Holodisk 46301 PRO_ITEM The label reads: Base evacuation notice. 46400 PRO_ITEM Experiment Holodisk 46401 PRO_ITEM The label reads: Research log. 46500 PRO_ITEM Medical Holodisk 46501 PRO_ITEM The label reads: Medical log. 46600 PRO_ITEM Password Paper 46601 PRO_ITEM A sheet of folded paper with the word "TCHAIKOVSKY" written on it. 46700 PRO_ITEM Jesse's Container 46800 PRO_ITEM Smitty's Meal 46801 PRO_ITEM It's some kind of salad and a sandwich made out of what you think is Brahmin meat covered in a thick dark yellow sauce. There is also a strange pickled green vegetable on the side. 46900 PRO_ITEM Rot Gut 46901 PRO_ITEM A very strong liquor or cleaning fluid, you decide. 47000 PRO_ITEM Ball Gag 47001 PRO_ITEM A questionable sexual device. If you need to ask, you don't want to know. 47100 PRO_ITEM "The Lavender Flower" 47101 PRO_ITEM It appears to be some kind of romance novel written by Dorothy Rixon. The cover has a woman laying on a bed surrounded by a hundred flowers. 47200 PRO_ITEM Hubologist Holodisk 47201 PRO_ITEM This holodisk is labeled "Hubology: The Truth Behind the Lies". It looks like it works with your PIPBoy. 47300 PRO_ITEM Mutated Toe 47301 PRO_ITEM You see your sixth toe. It is a small mutated part of yourself. For some reason, you feel a terrible sense of loss as you look at the tiny amputated toe. 47400 PRO_ITEM Daisies 47401 PRO_ITEM A flower pot of daisies. Aren't they nice? 47500 PRO_ITEM Unused 47501 PRO_ITEM Unused 47600 PRO_ITEM Enlightened One's Letter 47601 PRO_ITEM A report addressed to AHS-9 in San Francisco. It's really dry reading- tables of oppressive adjustments, expense reports, and other twaddle not worth wasting your time on. 47700 PRO_ITEM Broadcast Holodisk 47701 PRO_ITEM The label reads: "Galaxy News Network." 47800 PRO_ITEM Sierra Mission Holodisk 47801 PRO_ITEM The label reads: "Mission Statement." 47900 PRO_ITEM NavCom Parts 47901 PRO_ITEM These are computer parts that look like they slot into the interior of a machine. The fact that they say "Poseidon Oil" and "Navigational Computer" on them lead you to believe they fit into a Poseidon Oil Navigational Computer. 48000 PRO_ITEM Bonus +1 Agility 48100 PRO_ITEM Bonus +1 Intelligence 48200 PRO_ITEM Bonus +1 Strength 48300 PRO_ITEM Fallout 2 Hintbook 48301 PRO_ITEM Well, THIS would have been good to have at the beginning of the goddamn game. 48400 PRO_ITEM Player's Ear 48401 PRO_ITEM This is your ear. The Masticator bit it off during the fight and spit it on your unconscious body. If you are reading this, it probably means you will be reloading soon. Of course, it is possible this item has some special value. 48500 PRO_ITEM Masticator's Ear 48501 PRO_ITEM This is the Masticator's ear. You bit it off after pummeling him senseless. Congratulations on beating him. He's one of the toughest NPC's in the game, especially when you don't have any weapons or armor. 48600 PRO_ITEM Refined Uranium Ore 48601 PRO_ITEM A chunk of Uranium Ore. This ore seems to have been processed somehow. It seems heavier. 48700 PRO_ITEM Note from Francis 48701 PRO_ITEM "Zaius, Marcus isn't doing anything about that mutant-hater Jacob and his damned conspirators. First they disable the air purifier... and then what? I found their secret meeting tunnels. I figure a body or two down there could implicate Jacob. If you want in, let me know. And burn the damn note this time!" -Signed, Francis. 48800 PRO_ITEM K-9 Motivator 48801 PRO_ITEM This is the drive mechanism for a K-9 series robot. 48900 PRO_ITEM Special Boxer Weapon 49000 PRO_ITEM NCR History Holodisk 49001 PRO_ITEM The label reads: "History of NCR." 49100 PRO_ITEM Mr. Nixon Doll 49101 PRO_ITEM You see a small doll with a big red nose. For some reason, you don't trust this seemingly-innocent child's toy. 49200 PRO_ITEM Tanker Fob 49201 PRO_ITEM An encoded passkey that provides access to high security areas. 49300 PRO_ITEM Teachings Holodisk 49301 PRO_ITEM The label reads: "Hubologist Teachings." 49400 PRO_ITEM Kokoweef Mine Scrip 49401 PRO_ITEM This is a small chit probably used to pay Kokoweef Mine Workers. 49500 PRO_ITEM Presidential Access Key 49501 PRO_ITEM This access key has what looks like the presidential seal on it. It appears as though it's used to gain Presidential level access to computers. 49600 PRO_ITEM Boxing Gloves 49601 PRO_ITEM A pair of boxing gloves that smell faintly of sweat. They look like they have seen a lot of use: many old blood stains still remain. 49700 PRO_ITEM Plated Boxing Gloves 49701 PRO_ITEM Someone has "accidentally" slipped metal plates into these boxing gloves. It could technically be considered cheating, but you prefer to think of it as an increased opportunity to dispense bone-crunching damage. 49800 PRO_ITEM Dual Plasma Cannon 49801 PRO_ITEM Only use for Gun Turret critter. 49900 PRO_ITEM Pip Boy Lingual Enhancer 49901 PRO_ITEM This Pip Boy lingual enhancer consists of a storage holodisk, a microfilament cord, headgear, and an optical sensor that is placed over the user's right eye. When used, an optical flash transmits an entire dictionary into the user's memory, permanently improving the user's speech skills. 50000 PRO_ITEM FN FAL HPFA 50100 PRO_ITEM Wall Safe 50200 PRO_ITEM Floor Safe 50300 PRO_ITEM Blue Memory Module 50301 PRO_ITEM A read only computer memory module containing medical information. This module details charisma enhancements. 50400 PRO_ITEM Green Memory Module 50401 PRO_ITEM A read only computer memory module containing medical information. This module details perception enhancements. 50500 PRO_ITEM Red Memory Module 50501 PRO_ITEM A read only computer memory module containing medical information. This module details strength enhancements. 50600 PRO_ITEM Yellow Memory Module 50601 PRO_ITEM A read only computer memory module containing medical information. This module details intelligence enhancements. 50700 PRO_ITEM Decomposing Body 50701 PRO_ITEM This is a partially decomposed body of a humanoid creature. 50800 PRO_ITEM Rubber Doll 50801 PRO_ITEM An inflatable rubber sex doll. This model is called "Tandi". 50900 PRO_ITEM Damaged Rubber Doll 50901 PRO_ITEM This inflatable rubber sex doll has a torn seam. It's obviously been well used. 51000 PRO_ITEM Pool Table 51100 PRO_ITEM Pool Table 51200 PRO_ITEM Pool Table 51300 PRO_ITEM Pool Table 51400 PRO_ITEM Pool Table 51500 PRO_ITEM Pool Table 51600 PRO_ITEM Pip Boy Medical Enhancer 51601 PRO_ITEM This Pip Boy medical enhancer consists of a storage holodisk, microfilament cord, headgear, and an optical sensor that is placed over the user's left eye. When used, an optical flash transmits a dictionary of physician skills and know-how into the user's memory, permanently improving the user's doctor skill. 51700 PRO_ITEM "Little Jesus" 51701 PRO_ITEM This wicked looking blade once belonged to Lil' Jesus Mordino. It has numerous nicks and cuts along its surface, but its edge is razor sharp. On its handle is carved "Little Jesus." 51800 PRO_ITEM Dual Minigun 51801 PRO_ITEM Only use for Auto-Cannon critter. 51900 PRO_ITEM Bottle Caps 51901 PRO_ITEM These are worthless bottle caps. You've heard that at one time they were used as money, though you suspect its only a story. 52000 PRO_ITEM Heavy Dual Minigun 52001 PRO_ITEM Only use for Auto-Cannon Critter. 52100 PRO_ITEM Poor Box 52101 PRO_ITEM A small box used to collect money for the poor. 52200 PRO_ITEM Wakizashi Blade 52201 PRO_ITEM A short finely crafted knife. The tip seems to be designed to pierce armor. 52300 PRO_ITEM Survey Map 52301 PRO_ITEM It looks like a geological survey map of the Bay area. 52400 PRO_ITEM Bridgekeeper's Robes 52401 PRO_ITEM This smelly, filthy garment must be made out of some special fabric in order to have withstood the foulness of the bridgekeeper's body. Oddly enough, it has plasma burns and scorch marks all over it, as if these weapons were used against it... to no effect. You have NO idea why it's purple. 52500 PRO_ITEM Hypo 52501 PRO_ITEM A medical injection instrument of some kind. It looks very high tech. You don't know what it's filled with but it appears to have only one dose left. 52600 PRO_ITEM Dead Redshirt 52601 PRO_ITEM This guy has a weird red uniform you have never seen. It looks like he died from dehydration. 52700 PRO_ITEM Dead Redshirt 52701 PRO_ITEM This guy has a weird red uniform you have never seen. It looks like he died from dehydration. 52800 PRO_ITEM Dead Redshirt 52801 PRO_ITEM This guy has a weird red uniform you have never seen. It looks like he died from dehydration. 52900 PRO_ITEM Mining Machine 53000 PRO_ITEM End Boss Knife 100 PRO_MISC Rocket 200 PRO_MISC Plasma Ball 300 PRO_MISC Explosion 400 PRO_MISC Blood 500 PRO_MISC No-Trans hex 600 PRO_MISC knife 700 PRO_MISC spear 800 PRO_MISC EMP Explosion 900 PRO_MISC Laser Blast 1000 PRO_MISC Plasma Blast 1100 PRO_MISC Explosion 1200 PRO_MISC Scroll Blocker 1300 PRO_MISC Electricity Bolt 1400 PRO_MISC Explosion 1500 PRO_MISC Explosion 1600 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 1700 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 1800 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 1900 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 2000 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 2100 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 2200 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 2300 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 2400 PRO_MISC Flare 2500 PRO_MISC Grenade 2600 PRO_MISC Rock 2700 PRO_MISC Explosion 2800 PRO_MISC Explosion 2900 PRO_MISC Explosion 3000 PRO_MISC Molotov Cocktail 3100 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 3200 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 3300 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 3400 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 3500 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 3600 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 3700 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 3800 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 3900 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 4000 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 4100 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 4200 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 4300 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 4400 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 4500 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 4600 PRO_MISC Exit Grid 4700 PRO_MISC Robot Rocket 4800 PRO_MISC Ka-Pow! 4900 PRO_MISC Plant Spike 5000 PRO_MISC Dual Plasma Ball 100 PRO_SCEN Burning Metal Barrel 101 PRO_SCEN The barrel contains burning paper and other flaming refuse. 200 PRO_SCEN Wooden Door 201 PRO_SCEN A door, made from wood. 300 PRO_SCEN Wooden Table 301 PRO_SCEN A table, made from wood. 400 PRO_SCEN Wooden Table 401 PRO_SCEN A table, made from wood. 500 PRO_SCEN Metal Barrel 501 PRO_SCEN An old barrel, made from steel. 600 PRO_SCEN Metal Barrel 601 PRO_SCEN An old barrel, made from steel. 700 PRO_SCEN Stack of Tires 701 PRO_SCEN A stack of ancient rubber tires. They have vulcanized and hardened, probably due to the heat. 800 PRO_SCEN Security Door 801 PRO_SCEN This door looks very secure. It provides protection from the outside world elements and dangerous creatures. 900 PRO_SCEN Computer 901 PRO_SCEN A computer terminal, hooked into a mainframe computer. 1000 PRO_SCEN Column 1001 PRO_SCEN A support column, providing stress relief for the entire complex. 1100 PRO_SCEN Computer 1101 PRO_SCEN A computer terminal, hooked into a mainframe computer. 1200 PRO_SCEN Computer 1201 PRO_SCEN A computer terminal, hooked into a mainframe computer. 1300 PRO_SCEN Monitor 1301 PRO_SCEN A green-screen display monitor, showing various bits of data. A few bytes occasionally show up. 1400 PRO_SCEN Monitor 1401 PRO_SCEN A green-screen display monitor, showing various bits of data. 1500 PRO_SCEN Holo Generator 1501 PRO_SCEN A large-scale THT entertainment tape player. No new movies have been made in 80 years. 1600 PRO_SCEN Screens 1601 PRO_SCEN A series of three display monitors, showing various bits of data. 1700 PRO_SCEN Screens 1701 PRO_SCEN A set of three display monitors, showing various bits of data from around the Vault. 1800 PRO_SCEN Door 1801 PRO_SCEN It's still a door after closer examination. 1900 PRO_SCEN Door 1901 PRO_SCEN It's still a door after closer examination. 2000 PRO_SCEN Vent 2001 PRO_SCEN An air vent, supplying processed and cleaned air to the entire complex. 2100 PRO_SCEN Vent 2101 PRO_SCEN An air vent, supplying processed and cleaned air to the entire complex. 2200 PRO_SCEN Vault 13 Door 2201 PRO_SCEN A heavy door, constructed to survive all sorts of damage and trauma. 2300 PRO_SCEN Vault 13 Door 2301 PRO_SCEN A heavy door, constructed to survive all sorts of damage and trauma. 2400 PRO_SCEN Pedestal 2401 PRO_SCEN A hydraulic lift, designed to help provide support, power and communication lines to the platform. 2500 PRO_SCEN Monitor 2501 PRO_SCEN If you've seen one monitor, you've seen them all. 2600 PRO_SCEN Monitor 2601 PRO_SCEN A computer monitor, displaying various bits of data. 2700 PRO_SCEN Grating 2701 PRO_SCEN A floor grating. 2800 PRO_SCEN Pipes 2801 PRO_SCEN Some pipes. After closer examination, they are still pipes. 2900 PRO_SCEN Vent 2901 PRO_SCEN Standard Vault-Tec ventilation system. 3000 PRO_SCEN Column 3001 PRO_SCEN A standard Vault-Tec column support system. 3100 PRO_SCEN Column 3101 PRO_SCEN A standard Vault-Tec column support system. 3200 PRO_SCEN Vent 3201 PRO_SCEN Standard Vault-Tec ventilation system. 3300 PRO_SCEN Vent 3301 PRO_SCEN Standard Vault-Tec ventilation system. 3400 PRO_SCEN Bed 3401 PRO_SCEN A bed, it looks pretty comfortable after what you have been sleeping on. 3500 PRO_SCEN Bed 3501 PRO_SCEN A standard bed. Looks comfy. 3600 PRO_SCEN Bed 3601 PRO_SCEN A standard bed. Looks comfy. 3700 PRO_SCEN Bed 3701 PRO_SCEN A standard bed. Looks comfy. 3800 PRO_SCEN Elevator 3801 PRO_SCEN This is a maintanence elevator. 3900 PRO_SCEN Chair 3901 PRO_SCEN It's a chair. Too bad you don't have time to sit down and relax. 4000 PRO_SCEN Chair 4001 PRO_SCEN It's a chair. Too bad you don't have time to sit down and relax. 4100 PRO_SCEN Chair 4101 PRO_SCEN It's a chair. Too bad you don't have time to sit down and relax. 4200 PRO_SCEN Chair 4201 PRO_SCEN It's a chair. Too bad you don't have time to sit down and relax. 4300 PRO_SCEN Monitor 4301 PRO_SCEN A computer monitor, displaying various bits of data. 4400 PRO_SCEN Monitor 4401 PRO_SCEN A computer monitor, displaying various bits of data. 4500 PRO_SCEN Monitor 4501 PRO_SCEN A computer monitor, displaying various bits of data. 4600 PRO_SCEN Monitor 4601 PRO_SCEN A computer monitor, displaying various bits of data. 4700 PRO_SCEN Monitor 4701 PRO_SCEN A computer monitor, displaying various bits of data. 4800 PRO_SCEN Monitor 4801 PRO_SCEN A computer monitor, displaying various bits of data. 4900 PRO_SCEN Exit Grid Map Marker 4901 PRO_SCEN Exit Grid Map Marker 5000 PRO_SCEN Air Processing Unit 5001 PRO_SCEN An APU cleans the old air to provide new air for the complex. This one is broken. 5100 PRO_SCEN Chair 5101 PRO_SCEN It's a chair. Too bad you don't have time to sit down and relax. 5200 PRO_SCEN Chair 5201 PRO_SCEN It's a chair. Too bad you don't have time to sit down and relax. 5300 PRO_SCEN Chair 5301 PRO_SCEN It's a chair. Too bad you don't have time to sit down and relax. 5400 PRO_SCEN Chair 5401 PRO_SCEN It's a chair. Too bad you don't have time to sit down and relax. 5500 PRO_SCEN VDU 5501 PRO_SCEN This Video Display Unit has a variety of computer monitors and other screens. It looks very, very busy. 5600 PRO_SCEN VDU 5601 PRO_SCEN This Video Display Unit has a variety of computer monitors and other screens. It looks very, very busy. 5700 PRO_SCEN Chair 5701 PRO_SCEN It's a chair. It looks mighty comfortable. 5800 PRO_SCEN Chair 5801 PRO_SCEN It's a chair. It looks mighty comfortable. 5900 PRO_SCEN Chair 5901 PRO_SCEN It's a chair. It looks mighty comfortable. 6000 PRO_SCEN Chair 6001 PRO_SCEN It's a chair. It looks mighty comfortable. 6100 PRO_SCEN Table 6101 PRO_SCEN It's a table. Before tables, people had to keep their stuff on the floor. 6200 PRO_SCEN Table 6201 PRO_SCEN It's definitely a table. 6300 PRO_SCEN Tumbleweed 6301 PRO_SCEN It's a tumbleweed. Of course, you've never seen a real live tumbleweed before. You'd better keep a close eye on it. 6400 PRO_SCEN Cactus 6401 PRO_SCEN You see nothing special about this cactus. 6500 PRO_SCEN Cactus 6501 PRO_SCEN You see nothing important about this cactus. 6600 PRO_SCEN Tree 6601 PRO_SCEN A dead tree. Nothing grows well here. 6700 PRO_SCEN Secret Blocking Hex 6701 PRO_SCEN If you can see this, blame the technical designer. 6800 PRO_SCEN Stairs 6801 PRO_SCEN A set of stairs. 6900 PRO_SCEN Stalagmite 6901 PRO_SCEN A natural extension of the rock floor. 7000 PRO_SCEN Stalagmite 7001 PRO_SCEN A natural extension of the rock floor. 7100 PRO_SCEN Blood Stain 7101 PRO_SCEN There is nothing out of the ordinary with this bloody stain. Except, of course, that someone or something died here. 7200 PRO_SCEN Rock Column 7201 PRO_SCEN This thick column of rock extends from floor to ceiling. 7300 PRO_SCEN Rock Column 7301 PRO_SCEN This thin column of rock extends from floor to ceiling. 7400 PRO_SCEN Rocks 7401 PRO_SCEN You study the rocks for a while, but they never move. 7500 PRO_SCEN Rocks 7501 PRO_SCEN You keep a close eye on these rocks, in case they move to attack you. 7600 PRO_SCEN Car Wall Floor 7601 PRO_SCEN REMOVED 7700 PRO_SCEN Gate 7701 PRO_SCEN A wooden gate. 7800 PRO_SCEN Rocks 7801 PRO_SCEN A large pile of rocks. They look indigenous to this region. 7900 PRO_SCEN Rocks 7901 PRO_SCEN A small pile of rocks. 8000 PRO_SCEN Rocks 8001 PRO_SCEN A small pile of rocks. 8100 PRO_SCEN Rocks 8101 PRO_SCEN A large pile of rocks. 8200 PRO_SCEN Bones 8201 PRO_SCEN A large pile of bleached animal bones. At least, you think all the bones are animal... 8300 PRO_SCEN Bones 8301 PRO_SCEN A large pile of bleached animal bones. At least, you think all the bones are animal... 8400 PRO_SCEN Bones 8401 PRO_SCEN A very large pile of bleached bones. You cannot determine the species of the dead critters. 8500 PRO_SCEN Bones 8501 PRO_SCEN You think these might be Horned Kangaroo bones, but you cannot be sure. They are too weathered to make a final determination. 8600 PRO_SCEN Bones 8601 PRO_SCEN You see the bones of a large, two-headed cow. 8700 PRO_SCEN Gate 8701 PRO_SCEN A wooden gate. It opens, and closes, and opens, and closes, and... 8800 PRO_SCEN Gate 8801 PRO_SCEN A wooden gate. 8900 PRO_SCEN Gate 8901 PRO_SCEN A wooden gate. 9000 PRO_SCEN Rocks 9001 PRO_SCEN A very large pile of rocks. They look dangerous just sitting there. 9100 PRO_SCEN Rocks 9101 PRO_SCEN A large pile of rocks. If you look closely, you can see the faces of little old men in the sides of the stones. 9200 PRO_SCEN Rocks 9201 PRO_SCEN Rocks, rocks, rocks! Everywhere you look, rocks! 9300 PRO_SCEN Rocks 9301 PRO_SCEN A small pile of rocks. 9400 PRO_SCEN Bar 9401 PRO_SCEN This bar has a collection of brewed beverages ready to pour. 9500 PRO_SCEN Chair 9501 PRO_SCEN A rotting old chair made out of an ancient car seat. 9600 PRO_SCEN Chair 9601 PRO_SCEN A smelly old chair that used be to a car seat. The springs have lost their spring. 9700 PRO_SCEN Chair 9701 PRO_SCEN A rotting, smelly old chair sitting on bricks for support. Looks pretty uncomfortable. 9800 PRO_SCEN Chair 9801 PRO_SCEN A rotting, smelly old chair sitting on bricks for support. Looks pretty uncomfortable. 9900 PRO_SCEN Couch 9901 PRO_SCEN A very uncomfortable looking sitting device, sometimes known as a couch. 10000 PRO_SCEN Couch 10001 PRO_SCEN A very uncomfortable looking sitting device, sometimes known as a couch. 10100 PRO_SCEN Tire 10101 PRO_SCEN An old rubber tire sitting in the middle of some weeds. 10200 PRO_SCEN Scrub 10201 PRO_SCEN Some sort of desert weed. 10300 PRO_SCEN Scrub 10301 PRO_SCEN Some sort of desert weed. 10400 PRO_SCEN Scrub 10401 PRO_SCEN Some sort of desert weed. 10500 PRO_SCEN Scrub 10501 PRO_SCEN Some sort of desert weed. 10600 PRO_SCEN Junk 10601 PRO_SCEN It's a rusted car door leaning on a rusted metal barrel. A whole lot of rust is going on. 10700 PRO_SCEN Junk 10701 PRO_SCEN A broken toilet, half-buried in the sand. Life's a pisser, then you die. 10800 PRO_SCEN Weeds 10801 PRO_SCEN Some sort of desert scrub. If it was growing in the recent past, it isn't now. 10900 PRO_SCEN Junk 10901 PRO_SCEN A car tire, buried in the sand. Some small pieces of wood are piled up around it. 11000 PRO_SCEN Rocks 11001 PRO_SCEN On closer examination, you think these might actually be pieces of petrified wood. 11100 PRO_SCEN Dirt 11101 PRO_SCEN A small pile of dirt, with a dead weed sticking out of it. 11200 PRO_SCEN Dirt 11201 PRO_SCEN A small pile of dirt. 11300 PRO_SCEN Dirt 11301 PRO_SCEN A small pile of dirt. 11400 PRO_SCEN Dirt 11401 PRO_SCEN A small pile of dirt. 11500 PRO_SCEN Weed 11501 PRO_SCEN A small pile of dirt, with a dry weed sticking out of it. 11600 PRO_SCEN Junk 11601 PRO_SCEN A twisted piece of rusted metal. 11700 PRO_SCEN Junk 11701 PRO_SCEN Some broken pieces of wood. 11800 PRO_SCEN Junk 11801 PRO_SCEN A small pile of random junk. 11900 PRO_SCEN Dirt 11901 PRO_SCEN A small pile of dirt. 12000 PRO_SCEN Dirt 12001 PRO_SCEN A small pile of dirt. 12100 PRO_SCEN Dirt 12101 PRO_SCEN A small pile of dirt. 12200 PRO_SCEN Dirt 12201 PRO_SCEN A small pile of dirt. 12300 PRO_SCEN Dirt 12301 PRO_SCEN A small pile of dirt. 12400 PRO_SCEN Dirt 12401 PRO_SCEN A small pile of dirt. 12500 PRO_SCEN Weed 12501 PRO_SCEN A generic desert weed. 12600 PRO_SCEN Weed 12601 PRO_SCEN A generic desert weed. 12700 PRO_SCEN Weed 12701 PRO_SCEN A generic desert weed. 12800 PRO_SCEN Blocking Hex (NoLight) 12900 PRO_SCEN Wall 13000 PRO_SCEN Wall 13100 PRO_SCEN Wall 13200 PRO_SCEN Wall 13300 PRO_SCEN Wall 13400 PRO_SCEN Wall 13500 PRO_SCEN Drain 13501 PRO_SCEN There is some sort of rank, disgusting smell coming from this sewer drain. After a few moments, it doesn't smell as bad. 13600 PRO_SCEN Drain 13601 PRO_SCEN You can barely make out some movement behind the grate covering this drain. You can see small red eyes peering back at you. Rat eyes. 13700 PRO_SCEN Drain 13701 PRO_SCEN Gurgling water sounds come from this drain. So does a really vile stench. 13800 PRO_SCEN Drain 13801 PRO_SCEN Gurgling water sounds come from beyond this drain. So does a really vile smell. 13900 PRO_SCEN Ladder 13901 PRO_SCEN It's an old, fairly rickety ladder. It looks like it will barely support your weight. 14000 PRO_SCEN Sewer Hole 14001 PRO_SCEN It looks like an access hole for the sewer system. 14100 PRO_SCEN Light Source 14200 PRO_SCEN Door 14201 PRO_SCEN This looks like a standard Vault door that has been damaged, perhaps burned. It is still functional, however. 14300 PRO_SCEN Door 14301 PRO_SCEN This looks like a standard Vault door that has been damaged, perhaps burned. It is still functional, however. 14400 PRO_SCEN Cover 14401 PRO_SCEN A heavy man-hole cover. It looks like it is in good shape, and that it was recently moved. 14500 PRO_SCEN Hole 14501 PRO_SCEN A large hole has been blasted through this door. 14600 PRO_SCEN Hole 14601 PRO_SCEN A large hole has been blasted through this door. 14700 PRO_SCEN Bullet Proof Glass 14701 PRO_SCEN Completely unbreakable glass. Don't even try. 14800 PRO_SCEN Bullet Proof Glass 14801 PRO_SCEN Completely unbreakable glass. Don't even try. 14900 PRO_SCEN Bullet Proof Glass 14901 PRO_SCEN Completely unbreakable glass. Don't even try. 15000 PRO_SCEN Bullet Proof Glass 15001 PRO_SCEN Completely unbreakable glass. Don't even try. 15100 PRO_SCEN Door 15101 PRO_SCEN This door is a piece of high-technology construction. It opens by dilating as it rotates the three pieces that make up the door. 15200 PRO_SCEN Door 15201 PRO_SCEN This door is a piece of high-technology construction. It opens by dilating as it rotates the three pieces that make up the door. 15300 PRO_SCEN Door 15301 PRO_SCEN This door is emblazoned with the Brotherhood of Steel symbol. 15400 PRO_SCEN Door 15401 PRO_SCEN This door is emblazoned with the Brotherhood of Steel symbol. 15500 PRO_SCEN Elevator 15501 PRO_SCEN This is the interior of a Brotherhood elevator. It is squeaky clean! 15600 PRO_SCEN Elevator 15601 PRO_SCEN This is the interior of a Brotherhood elevator. It is squeaky clean! 15700 PRO_SCEN Marker 15701 PRO_SCEN This is the symbol of the Brotherhood of Steel. This marker tells the wasteland that this is their area, and to leave immediately. 15800 PRO_SCEN Monitor 15801 PRO_SCEN You see a computer monitor. It is made from Brotherhood technology. 15900 PRO_SCEN Monitor 15901 PRO_SCEN You see a computer monitor. It is made from Brotherhood technology. 16000 PRO_SCEN Computer 16001 PRO_SCEN This is a computer memory databank. It is obviously Brotherhood technology. 16100 PRO_SCEN Computer 16101 PRO_SCEN This is a computer memory databank. It is obviously Brotherhood technology. 16200 PRO_SCEN Computer 16201 PRO_SCEN A high-tech computer, using modern reel-to-reel storage devices instead of the antiquated punch cards. 16300 PRO_SCEN Computer 16301 PRO_SCEN A high-tech computer, using modern reel-to-reel storage devices instead of the antiquated punch cards. 16400 PRO_SCEN Monitor 16401 PRO_SCEN You see a computer monitor. It is made from Brotherhood technology. 16500 PRO_SCEN Monitor 16501 PRO_SCEN You see a computer monitor. It is made from Brotherhood technology. 16600 PRO_SCEN Wire 16601 PRO_SCEN Some sort of computer wiring. 16700 PRO_SCEN Wire 16701 PRO_SCEN Some sort of computer wiring. 16800 PRO_SCEN Wire 16801 PRO_SCEN Some sort of computer wiring. 16900 PRO_SCEN Column 16901 PRO_SCEN A support column. 17000 PRO_SCEN Column 17001 PRO_SCEN A support column. 17100 PRO_SCEN Door Entry Computer 17101 PRO_SCEN This computer controls the large vault door. You have to enter a specific access code for the computer to work. 17200 PRO_SCEN Casino Sign 17201 PRO_SCEN It looks like an advertisement for Gizmo's Casino. 17300 PRO_SCEN Vault 13 Outer Door 17301 PRO_SCEN This large door is the link between the vault and the outside world. 17400 PRO_SCEN Vault 13 Outer Door 17401 PRO_SCEN This large door is the link between the vault and the outside world. 17500 PRO_SCEN Casino Sign 17501 PRO_SCEN This part of the sign contains an electric motor that is slowly spinning the attached neon sign. 17600 PRO_SCEN Down Arrow 17700 PRO_SCEN Up Arrow 17800 PRO_SCEN Crate 17900 PRO_SCEN Crate 18000 PRO_SCEN Crate 18100 PRO_SCEN Elevator Top 18101 PRO_SCEN You are looking at a portion of an elevator. 18200 PRO_SCEN Computer Console 18201 PRO_SCEN This is a dumb terminal, hooked up by cable to a large computer. It is Brotherhood technology. 18300 PRO_SCEN Computer Console 18301 PRO_SCEN This is a dumb terminal, hooked up by cable to a large computer. It is Brotherhood technology. 18400 PRO_SCEN Emblem 18401 PRO_SCEN The symbol of the Brotherhood. The gears represent their engineering knowledge, the sword is their will to defend themselves and the wings are the uplifting hope. 18500 PRO_SCEN Emblem 18501 PRO_SCEN The symbol of the Brotherhood. The gears represent their engineering knowledge, the sword is their will to defend themselves and the wings are the uplifting hope. 18600 PRO_SCEN Level 'One' Sign 18601 PRO_SCEN You think this could mean that you are on level one of the Brotherhood. 18700 PRO_SCEN Level 'Two' Sign 18701 PRO_SCEN You are on level two of the Brotherhood. 18800 PRO_SCEN Level 'Three' Sign 18801 PRO_SCEN This must mean that you are on level three of the Brotherhood. 18900 PRO_SCEN Level 'Four' Sign 18901 PRO_SCEN You must be on level four of the Brotherhood. 19000 PRO_SCEN Bunk Bed 19001 PRO_SCEN A military-style bunk bed. Looks very uncomfortable. Also looks like you could bounce a quarter off of these sheets. 19100 PRO_SCEN Bunk Bed 19101 PRO_SCEN A military-style bunk bed. Looks very uncomfortable. Also looks like you could bounce a quarter off of these sheets. 19200 PRO_SCEN Bunk Bed 19201 PRO_SCEN A military-style bunk bed. Looks very uncomfortable. Also looks like you could bounce a quarter off of these sheets. 19300 PRO_SCEN Crate 19400 PRO_SCEN Nuka-Cola Machine 19401 PRO_SCEN The advertising on the side of this machine promotes their popular soda. 19500 PRO_SCEN Wall 19600 PRO_SCEN Trapdoor 19601 PRO_SCEN It looks like a perfectly good trapdoor. 19700 PRO_SCEN Manhole 19701 PRO_SCEN The ladder in this manhole leads down into the darkness below. Ohhh, scary. 19800 PRO_SCEN Altar 19801 PRO_SCEN This is an altar. 19900 PRO_SCEN Pulpit 19901 PRO_SCEN People stand behind this and talk. It looks like it has a little place to hold a prepared speech. 20000 PRO_SCEN Pew 20001 PRO_SCEN This looks just like you would expect it to. Nothing special about this pew. 20100 PRO_SCEN Signpost 20101 PRO_SCEN The sign on this post looks a little rusty. 20200 PRO_SCEN Signpost 20201 PRO_SCEN The sign on this post looks a little rusty. 20300 PRO_SCEN Signpost 20301 PRO_SCEN The sign on this post looks a little rusty. 20400 PRO_SCEN Signpost 20401 PRO_SCEN The sign on this post looks a little rusty. 20500 PRO_SCEN Signpost 20501 PRO_SCEN The sign on this post looks a little rusty. 20600 PRO_SCEN Old Mattress 20601 PRO_SCEN An old, beat-up mattress. You think you see some sort of small bug-like critter infesting it. 20700 PRO_SCEN Old Mattress 20701 PRO_SCEN Even if you were to sleep by yourself on this thing, you would not be sleeping alone. 20800 PRO_SCEN Bed 20801 PRO_SCEN A make-shift bed. The material was scavenged from some other source. 20900 PRO_SCEN Bed 20901 PRO_SCEN A make-shift bed. The material was scavenged from some other source. 21000 PRO_SCEN Bed 21001 PRO_SCEN This bed has seen better days (and probably nights, too.) 21100 PRO_SCEN Bed 21101 PRO_SCEN On closer examination, you determine that the sheets have not been changed in a very, very long time. 21200 PRO_SCEN Bed 21201 PRO_SCEN There are a couple stains of dubious origin on this well-worn sleeping device. 21300 PRO_SCEN Bed 21301 PRO_SCEN This bed has seen a lot of use and wear. Something must have crawled between the mattresses and died, too. 21400 PRO_SCEN Bookcase 21500 PRO_SCEN Bookcase 21600 PRO_SCEN Bookcase 21700 PRO_SCEN Bookcase 21800 PRO_SCEN Bookcase 21900 PRO_SCEN Bookcase 22000 PRO_SCEN Boxes 22001 PRO_SCEN These wooden boxes are falling apart from the weather. 22100 PRO_SCEN Boxes 22101 PRO_SCEN You find no details worth mentioning about these wooden boxes. 22200 PRO_SCEN Boxes 22201 PRO_SCEN You have a lot of time on your hands to be looking closely at this rotten junk. 22300 PRO_SCEN Boxes 22301 PRO_SCEN These wooden boxes are falling apart from the weather. 22400 PRO_SCEN Car 22401 PRO_SCEN This automobile is in terrible shape. You cannot think of a way to restore it. 22500 PRO_SCEN Car 22501 PRO_SCEN This rusted piece of scrap-metal cannot be restored. 22600 PRO_SCEN Car 22601 PRO_SCEN You determine that this vehicle will never drive again. Really. 22700 PRO_SCEN Car 22701 PRO_SCEN There is no way that this junkyard wannabe will ever drive again. 22800 PRO_SCEN Car 22801 PRO_SCEN If the Mechanic of the Year suddenly appeared next to you, both of you could not fix this rusty heap. 22900 PRO_SCEN Chair 22901 PRO_SCEN A comfy chair. 23000 PRO_SCEN Chair 23001 PRO_SCEN This chair looks like it has seen better years. 23100 PRO_SCEN Chair 23101 PRO_SCEN This chair is moldy and gross. As you can guess, it stinks, too. 23200 PRO_SCEN Chair 23201 PRO_SCEN This chair is falling apart. Quickly. 23300 PRO_SCEN Chair 23301 PRO_SCEN If someone paid you a lot of money, and you could use steel britches, you might consider sitting in this chair. 23400 PRO_SCEN Chair 23401 PRO_SCEN This looks like an old office chair, still in pretty good shape after all these years. 23500 PRO_SCEN Chair 23501 PRO_SCEN This is an old office chair. It might even support the weight of a person. 23600 PRO_SCEN Chair 23601 PRO_SCEN This office chair has seen better days. It's pretty much trash, now. 23700 PRO_SCEN Chair 23701 PRO_SCEN This looks like a chair you would see in a mortician's office - dead. 23800 PRO_SCEN Desk 23900 PRO_SCEN Desk 24000 PRO_SCEN Dresser 24100 PRO_SCEN Dresser 24200 PRO_SCEN Dresser 24300 PRO_SCEN Fire Hydrant 24301 PRO_SCEN This is a fire hydrant. Without Vault ceiling sprinklers, you might need one of these to put out fires. 24400 PRO_SCEN Lamp Post 24401 PRO_SCEN This lamp post looks like it is still in working condition. Imagine that, something that works out here. 24500 PRO_SCEN Lamp Post 24501 PRO_SCEN This lamp post will never work again. 24600 PRO_SCEN Lamp Post 24601 PRO_SCEN This is a working lamp post. At night, it casts a pale, gentle light that reminds you of absolutely nothing. 24700 PRO_SCEN Lamp Post 24701 PRO_SCEN This is a broken lamp post. It cannot be fixed. 24800 PRO_SCEN Lamp Post 24801 PRO_SCEN This light fixture is operational. 24900 PRO_SCEN Lamp Post 24901 PRO_SCEN The light in this lamp post is shattered beyond repair. 25000 PRO_SCEN Lamp Post 25001 PRO_SCEN This is a functional lamp post. 25100 PRO_SCEN Gate 25101 PRO_SCEN The lock on this gate has been jammed shut and the bars look very sturdy. 25200 PRO_SCEN Junk 25201 PRO_SCEN Definitely useless junk, no doubt about it. 25300 PRO_SCEN Junk 25301 PRO_SCEN Definitely useless junk, no doubt about it. 25400 PRO_SCEN Junk 25401 PRO_SCEN Definitely useless junk, no doubt about it. 25500 PRO_SCEN Junk 25501 PRO_SCEN Definitely useless junk, no doubt about it. 25600 PRO_SCEN Junk 25601 PRO_SCEN Definitely useless junk, no doubt about it. 25700 PRO_SCEN Mailbox 25701 PRO_SCEN The mailbox is empty. You get the feeling it's been that way for a while. 25800 PRO_SCEN Door 25801 PRO_SCEN A nicely crafted wooden door, in good condition. 25900 PRO_SCEN Door 25901 PRO_SCEN A nicely crafted wooden door, in good condition. 26000 PRO_SCEN Door 26001 PRO_SCEN A nicely crafted wooden door, in good condition. 26100 PRO_SCEN Door 26101 PRO_SCEN A nicely crafted wooden door, in good condition. 26200 PRO_SCEN Pew 26201 PRO_SCEN This wooden pew is slowly falling apart. 26300 PRO_SCEN Pew 26301 PRO_SCEN This pew has been neglected, and is showing signs of wear and tear. 26400 PRO_SCEN Pew 26401 PRO_SCEN A wooden pew that has succumbed to the effects of age and abuse. 26500 PRO_SCEN Newspaper Machine 26501 PRO_SCEN The newspaper machine is empty. 26600 PRO_SCEN Newspaper Machine 26601 PRO_SCEN The newspaper machine is empty. 26700 PRO_SCEN Newspaper Machine 26701 PRO_SCEN The newspaper machine is empty. 26800 PRO_SCEN Newspaper Machine 26801 PRO_SCEN The newspaper machine is empty. 26900 PRO_SCEN Newspaper Machine 26901 PRO_SCEN The newspaper machine is empty. 27000 PRO_SCEN Newspaper Machine 27001 PRO_SCEN The newspaper machine is empty. It looks like it once held adult magazines. 27100 PRO_SCEN Junk 27101 PRO_SCEN A bed mattress in terrible condition. Even the rats won't sleep in or on it. 27200 PRO_SCEN Junk 27201 PRO_SCEN A twin bed mattress that has seen many better days than this one. 27300 PRO_SCEN Junk 27301 PRO_SCEN A pile of rotted and weathered wood. Not worth it's weight in, well, anything. 27400 PRO_SCEN Junk 27401 PRO_SCEN A pile of wood, with some rusty useless nails imbedded deeply. 27500 PRO_SCEN Boxes 27501 PRO_SCEN A pile of old, cardboard boxes. You cannot believe that they have survived for this long. 27600 PRO_SCEN Boxes 27601 PRO_SCEN A pile of old, cardboard boxes. 27700 PRO_SCEN Junk 27701 PRO_SCEN Some junk that you think might have been a bed mattress before it was destroyed by the environment. 27800 PRO_SCEN Rocks 27900 PRO_SCEN Rocks 28000 PRO_SCEN Rocks 28100 PRO_SCEN Rubble 28101 PRO_SCEN A small pile of rubbled stones and rocks. Watch your step! 28200 PRO_SCEN Sink 28201 PRO_SCEN A porcelain sink that has long lost the ability to function. 28300 PRO_SCEN Sink 28301 PRO_SCEN A broken porcelain sink. There is small puddle of brown water in the basin, with a floating dead rat. 28400 PRO_SCEN Sink 28401 PRO_SCEN This sink is not functional. You can tell this from the large crack down the middle. 28500 PRO_SCEN Sink 28501 PRO_SCEN A broken porcelain sink. There is small puddle of brown water in the basin, with a floating dead rat. 28600 PRO_SCEN Stop Sign 28601 PRO_SCEN A red sign with the word STOP written in large block letters. 28700 PRO_SCEN Stop Sign 28701 PRO_SCEN A red sign with the word STOP written in large block letters. The large bullet hole was added after manufacturing. 28800 PRO_SCEN Stop Light 28801 PRO_SCEN This is an ancient automobile traffic control device. 28900 PRO_SCEN Stop Light 28901 PRO_SCEN This is an ancient automobile traffic control device. 29000 PRO_SCEN Stop Light 29001 PRO_SCEN This is an ancient automobile traffic control device. 29100 PRO_SCEN Street Light 29101 PRO_SCEN This street light provides illumination after night falls, or in darkened areas. 29200 PRO_SCEN Street Light 29201 PRO_SCEN This street light provides illumination after night falls, or in darkened areas. 29300 PRO_SCEN Street Light 29301 PRO_SCEN This street light provides illumination after night falls, or in darkened areas. 29400 PRO_SCEN Street Light 29401 PRO_SCEN This street light provides illumination after night falls, or in darkened areas. 29500 PRO_SCEN Street Light 29501 PRO_SCEN This street light could provide illumination in darkened areas, if it wasn't completely broken. 29600 PRO_SCEN Street Light 29601 PRO_SCEN This street light could provide illumination in darkened areas, if it wasn't completely broken. 29700 PRO_SCEN Street Light 29701 PRO_SCEN This street light could provide illumination in darkened areas, if it wasn't completely broken. 29800 PRO_SCEN Signpost 29801 PRO_SCEN This sign should mark what street it is on, but the letters have faded into obscurity. 29900 PRO_SCEN Signpost 29901 PRO_SCEN This sign should mark what street it is on, but the letters have faded into obscurity. 30000 PRO_SCEN Table 30001 PRO_SCEN A wooden table, in fair to middling condition. 30100 PRO_SCEN Table 30101 PRO_SCEN A wooden table, in fair to middling condition. 30200 PRO_SCEN Table 30201 PRO_SCEN A wooden table, in middling to poor condition. 30300 PRO_SCEN Table 30301 PRO_SCEN A wooden table, with plastic surface, that has been broken for a while. 30400 PRO_SCEN Table 30401 PRO_SCEN A wooden table, painted a puke green color, that is beyond repair. 30500 PRO_SCEN Table 30501 PRO_SCEN This looks like an old coffee table, low to the ground for those really short mutants. 30600 PRO_SCEN Table 30601 PRO_SCEN This looks like an old coffee table, low to the ground for those really short mutants. 30700 PRO_SCEN Toilet 30701 PRO_SCEN The sharpened edges around the seat make this a very uncomfortable place to sit. 30800 PRO_SCEN Toilet 30801 PRO_SCEN This toilet is broken. 30900 PRO_SCEN Toilet 30901 PRO_SCEN Yuck! Whoever used this last did not flush! 31000 PRO_SCEN Toilet 31001 PRO_SCEN This toilet is broken and definitely not useable if you're a woman. 31100 PRO_SCEN Trash 31101 PRO_SCEN Some busted pipes half-buried in the dirt. Nothing important to see here. Move along. 31200 PRO_SCEN Trash 31201 PRO_SCEN Some broken pieces of glass and other ruined pieces of junk. 31300 PRO_SCEN Trash 31301 PRO_SCEN Some broken pieces of glass and other ruined pieces of junk. 31400 PRO_SCEN Trash 31401 PRO_SCEN A pipe that has been snapped in half. It looks like it rusted until it collapsed under it's own weight. 31500 PRO_SCEN Trash Can 31501 PRO_SCEN A trash can. You can barely read the label: Keep your city streets clean! 31600 PRO_SCEN Tree 31601 PRO_SCEN It's a dead tree. 31700 PRO_SCEN Tree 31701 PRO_SCEN A stump. Nothing really exciting. In fact, this might be the least exciting thing you have ever laid your eyes on. 31800 PRO_SCEN Tree 31801 PRO_SCEN It's a dead tree. 31900 PRO_SCEN Tree 32000 PRO_SCEN Tree 32100 PRO_SCEN Tree 32200 PRO_SCEN Truck 32300 PRO_SCEN Truck 32301 PRO_SCEN The ruined remains of a diesel truck. This hunk of metal will never move again. 32400 PRO_SCEN Truck 32401 PRO_SCEN This diesel truck is beyond help. Way beyond help. 32500 PRO_SCEN Bath Tub 32501 PRO_SCEN This bath tub is broken and cracked. 32600 PRO_SCEN Bath Tub 32601 PRO_SCEN On closer examination, you realize that you won't be taking your bath in this tub after all. 32700 PRO_SCEN Urinal 32701 PRO_SCEN It's just a urinal. 32800 PRO_SCEN Urinal 32801 PRO_SCEN It's just a urinal. 32900 PRO_SCEN Urinal 32901 PRO_SCEN It's just a urinal. Nothing special. 33000 PRO_SCEN Urinal 33001 PRO_SCEN It's just a urinal. Nothing special. 33100 PRO_SCEN Water Tank 33101 PRO_SCEN A large tank that holds liquids. In this case, you believe that it was designed to store water. 33200 PRO_SCEN Door 33201 PRO_SCEN A wooden door. Nothing extremely interesting about it. 33300 PRO_SCEN Door 33301 PRO_SCEN A wooden door. It provides an entrance and egress from this building. 33400 PRO_SCEN Wall Lamp 33401 PRO_SCEN This lamp looks it is in good working condition. 33500 PRO_SCEN Wall Lamp 33501 PRO_SCEN A broken lamp. It is not surprising that it does not work. 33600 PRO_SCEN Wall Lamp 33601 PRO_SCEN This lamp looks it is in good working condition. 33700 PRO_SCEN Wall Lamp 33701 PRO_SCEN A broken lamp. It is not surprising that it does not work. 33800 PRO_SCEN Wall Lamp 33801 PRO_SCEN This lamp looks it is in good working condition. 33900 PRO_SCEN Wall Lamp 33901 PRO_SCEN A broken lamp. It is not surprising that it does not work. 34000 PRO_SCEN Wall Lamp 34001 PRO_SCEN This lamp looks it is in good working condition. 34100 PRO_SCEN Wall Lamp 34101 PRO_SCEN A broken lamp. It is not surprising that it does not work. 34200 PRO_SCEN Yield Sign 34201 PRO_SCEN This was a sign to control the flow of traffic. 34300 PRO_SCEN Yield Sign 34301 PRO_SCEN The sign is faded, but you can make out the world YIELD. 34400 PRO_SCEN Block Hex Auto Inviso 34401 PRO_SCEN If you can see this, blame the technical designer. 34500 PRO_SCEN Floor 34600 PRO_SCEN Door 34601 PRO_SCEN An ornate wooden door. It is obviously made from fine workmanship. 34700 PRO_SCEN Pew 34701 PRO_SCEN This seat is supported by large concrete bricks. That's not important, but you're the one who looked. 34800 PRO_SCEN Staircase 34801 PRO_SCEN This staircase leads up. 34900 PRO_SCEN Staircase 34901 PRO_SCEN This staircase leads up. 35000 PRO_SCEN Staircase 35001 PRO_SCEN This staircase leads up. 35100 PRO_SCEN Staircase 35101 PRO_SCEN This staircase leads up. 35200 PRO_SCEN Staircase 35201 PRO_SCEN This staircase leads up. 35300 PRO_SCEN Staircase 35301 PRO_SCEN This staircase leads up. 35400 PRO_SCEN Staircase 35401 PRO_SCEN This staircase leads up. 35500 PRO_SCEN Staircase 35501 PRO_SCEN This staircase leads up. 35600 PRO_SCEN Staircase 35601 PRO_SCEN This staircase leads down. 35700 PRO_SCEN Wall 35701 PRO_SCEN You are looking at the outside of the Cathedral. 35800 PRO_SCEN Wall 35801 PRO_SCEN You are looking at the outside of the Cathedral. 35900 PRO_SCEN Wall 35901 PRO_SCEN You are looking at the outside of the Cathedral. 36000 PRO_SCEN Wall 36001 PRO_SCEN You are looking at the outside of the Cathedral. 36100 PRO_SCEN Curtain 36101 PRO_SCEN This curtain looks like it was created by primitive means, but it is very functional. 36200 PRO_SCEN Curtain 36201 PRO_SCEN This curtain looks like it was created by primitive means, but it is very functional. 36300 PRO_SCEN Bowl 36301 PRO_SCEN A finely crafted wooden bowl. This looks like it was designed to crush and separate grains. 36400 PRO_SCEN Bowl 36401 PRO_SCEN A finely crafted wooden bowl. 36500 PRO_SCEN Pot 36501 PRO_SCEN A finely crafted pot. 36600 PRO_SCEN Plant 36601 PRO_SCEN It looks like a mutated cabbage to you. It seems to be thriving in the warm weather. 36700 PRO_SCEN Plant 36701 PRO_SCEN It looks like a mutated cabbage to you. It seems to be thriving in the warm weather. 36800 PRO_SCEN Cart 36801 PRO_SCEN A crude, but effective, agricultural cart. 36900 PRO_SCEN Plant 36901 PRO_SCEN A mutated cornstalk. It seems to be thriving under these conditions. 37000 PRO_SCEN Plant 37001 PRO_SCEN A mutated cornstalk. It seems to be thriving under these conditions. 37100 PRO_SCEN Plant 37101 PRO_SCEN A mutated cornstalk. It seems to be thriving under these conditions. 37200 PRO_SCEN Pot 37201 PRO_SCEN A finely crafted clay pot. 37300 PRO_SCEN Rake 37301 PRO_SCEN This rake is the property of it's owners. You can't even conceive of a use for it. 37400 PRO_SCEN Rake 37401 PRO_SCEN This rake is the property of it's owners. You can't even conceive of a use for it. 37500 PRO_SCEN Rake 37501 PRO_SCEN This rake is the property of it's owners. You can't even conceive of a use for it. 37600 PRO_SCEN Rug 37601 PRO_SCEN A simple rug. The weaver was obviously very talented. 37700 PRO_SCEN Rug 37701 PRO_SCEN A simple rug. The weaver was obviously very talented. 37800 PRO_SCEN Rug 37801 PRO_SCEN A simple rug. The weaver was obviously very talented. 37900 PRO_SCEN Shovel 37901 PRO_SCEN This shovel is the property of it's owners. You can't even conceive of a use for it. 38000 PRO_SCEN Shovel 38001 PRO_SCEN This shovel is the property of it's owners. You can't even conceive of a use for it. 38100 PRO_SCEN Shovel 38101 PRO_SCEN This shovel is the property of it's owners. You can't even conceive of a use for it. 38200 PRO_SCEN Vase 38201 PRO_SCEN A very pretty clay vase. 38300 PRO_SCEN Well 38301 PRO_SCEN A typical well found in the wasteland. 38400 PRO_SCEN Pole 38401 PRO_SCEN This pole helps to support the yurt. 38500 PRO_SCEN Pole 38501 PRO_SCEN This pole helps to support the yurt. 38600 PRO_SCEN Pole 38601 PRO_SCEN This pole helps to support the yurt. 38700 PRO_SCEN Pole 38701 PRO_SCEN This pole helps to support the yurt. 38800 PRO_SCEN Pole 38801 PRO_SCEN This pole helps to support the yurt. 38900 PRO_SCEN Pole 38901 PRO_SCEN This pole helps to support the yurt. 39000 PRO_SCEN Vault Door 39001 PRO_SCEN This vault door is now just a heavy piece of scrap-metal. 39100 PRO_SCEN Wall 39101 PRO_SCEN The mechanism to open and close the heavy vault door has been damaged beyond repair. 39200 PRO_SCEN Brace 39201 PRO_SCEN This brace helps to support the defensive wall. 39300 PRO_SCEN Brace 39301 PRO_SCEN This brace helps to support the defensive wall. 39400 PRO_SCEN Brace 39401 PRO_SCEN This brace helps to support the defensive wall. 39500 PRO_SCEN Brace 39501 PRO_SCEN This brace helps to support the defensive wall. 39600 PRO_SCEN Metal Barrel 39601 PRO_SCEN A rusty metal barrel. It is empty. 39700 PRO_SCEN Metal Barrel 39701 PRO_SCEN This barrel is probably empty from the hollow sound. 39800 PRO_SCEN Metal Barrels 39801 PRO_SCEN These barrels are probably empty from their hollow sound. 39900 PRO_SCEN Metal Barrels 39901 PRO_SCEN These barrels are probably empty from their hollow sound. 40000 PRO_SCEN Air Vent 40001 PRO_SCEN This air vent appears to be for an underground structure. 40100 PRO_SCEN Crate 40101 PRO_SCEN A wooden crate. It doesn't look in that bad of shape. 40200 PRO_SCEN Crate 40201 PRO_SCEN A simple wooden crate. In fairly good condition. 40300 PRO_SCEN Crate 40301 PRO_SCEN This simple wooden crate has collapsed under it's own weight. 40400 PRO_SCEN Desk 40401 PRO_SCEN A simple desk with a computer. 40500 PRO_SCEN Desk 40501 PRO_SCEN A simple desk with a computer. 40600 PRO_SCEN Door 40601 PRO_SCEN A wooden door, in fair shape. 40700 PRO_SCEN Cave In 40701 PRO_SCEN A large amount of rock, far more than could ever be moved easily. 40800 PRO_SCEN Car 40801 PRO_SCEN This submerged car cannot be repaired. 40900 PRO_SCEN Car 40901 PRO_SCEN This car is a little wet, and cannot be repaired. 41000 PRO_SCEN Car 41001 PRO_SCEN This car has been poorly parked. Unfortunately, it is beyond repair. 41100 PRO_SCEN Junk 41101 PRO_SCEN This junk has been ruined by the contaminated seawater. 41200 PRO_SCEN Junk 41201 PRO_SCEN This junk has almost washed away. 41300 PRO_SCEN Junk 41301 PRO_SCEN A choice selection of useless junk. 41400 PRO_SCEN Pipes 41401 PRO_SCEN These pipes used to transfer fuel from an underground tank to the garage. They haven't been used in a long time. 41500 PRO_SCEN Pipe 41501 PRO_SCEN These pipes used to transfer fuel from an underground tank to the garage. They haven't been used in a long time. 41600 PRO_SCEN Pipes 41601 PRO_SCEN These pipes used to transfer fuel from an underground tank to the garage. They haven't been used in a long time. 41700 PRO_SCEN Elevator Shaft 41701 PRO_SCEN Part of an elevator system. 41800 PRO_SCEN Elevator Shaft 41801 PRO_SCEN An elevator shaft that stretches deep into the ground. It has been damaged. 41900 PRO_SCEN Elevator 41901 PRO_SCEN An elevator. Use it to go up and down between levels. 42000 PRO_SCEN Elevator Shaft 42001 PRO_SCEN An elevator shaft that stretches deep into the ground. It has been damaged. 42100 PRO_SCEN Elevator Door 42101 PRO_SCEN This door leads to the elevator car. If you want to use the elevator, you must first open this door. 42200 PRO_SCEN Pipe 42201 PRO_SCEN A metal pipe. Further details are not important. 42300 PRO_SCEN Dirt 42400 PRO_SCEN Box 42500 PRO_SCEN Box 42600 PRO_SCEN Box 42700 PRO_SCEN Box 42800 PRO_SCEN Rocks 42801 PRO_SCEN A pile of rocks. Not very interesting. 42900 PRO_SCEN Rocks 42901 PRO_SCEN A pile of rocks. Not very interesting. 43000 PRO_SCEN Rocks 43001 PRO_SCEN A small pile of rocks. Not in the least bit interesting to you. 43100 PRO_SCEN Rocks 43101 PRO_SCEN A very small pile of rocks. 43200 PRO_SCEN Rocks 43201 PRO_SCEN A very small pile of rocks. 43300 PRO_SCEN Rocks 43301 PRO_SCEN A very small pile of rocks. 43400 PRO_SCEN Rocks 43401 PRO_SCEN A very small pile of rocks. 43500 PRO_SCEN Rocks 43501 PRO_SCEN A very small pile of rocks. 43600 PRO_SCEN Vault Door 43601 PRO_SCEN This vault door is very similar to the one at Vault-13. The door mechanism has been disabled. 43700 PRO_SCEN Door 43701 PRO_SCEN A finely constructed wooden door, reinforced with ornate metal braces of an almost hypnotic design. 43800 PRO_SCEN Door 43801 PRO_SCEN A finely constructed wooden door, reinforced with ornate metal braces of an almost hypnotic design. 43900 PRO_SCEN Vats 43901 PRO_SCEN A complex of some sort. You are not sure, but you can see large vats of a greenish goo that looks vaguely important. 44000 PRO_SCEN Vats 44001 PRO_SCEN A complex of some sort. You are not sure, but you can see large vats of a greenish goo that looks vaguely important. 44100 PRO_SCEN Vats 44101 PRO_SCEN A complex of some sort. You are not sure, but you can see large vats of a greenish goo that looks vaguely important. 44200 PRO_SCEN Vats 44201 PRO_SCEN A complex of some sort. You are not sure, but you can see large vats of a greenish goo that looks vaguely important. 44300 PRO_SCEN Vats 44301 PRO_SCEN A complex of some sort. You are not sure, but you can see large vats of a greenish goo that looks vaguely important. 44400 PRO_SCEN Vats 44401 PRO_SCEN A complex of some sort. You are not sure, but you can see large vats of a greenish goo that looks vaguely important. 44500 PRO_SCEN Vats 44501 PRO_SCEN A complex of some sort. You are not sure, but you can see large vats of a greenish goo that looks vaguely important. 44600 PRO_SCEN Vats 44601 PRO_SCEN A complex of some sort. You are not sure, but you can see large vats of a greenish goo that looks vaguely important. 44700 PRO_SCEN Wall 44800 PRO_SCEN Door 44801 PRO_SCEN A security door. Looks heavily armored. 44900 PRO_SCEN Nuclear Warhead 45000 PRO_SCEN Well 45001 PRO_SCEN A typical well found in the wasteland. 45100 PRO_SCEN Craps Table 45101 PRO_SCEN This is a gambling table. 45200 PRO_SCEN Craps Table 45201 PRO_SCEN This is a gambling table. 45300 PRO_SCEN Craps Table 45301 PRO_SCEN This is a gambling table. 45400 PRO_SCEN Craps Table 45401 PRO_SCEN This is a gambling table. 45500 PRO_SCEN Craps Table 45501 PRO_SCEN This is a gambling table. 45600 PRO_SCEN Craps Table 45601 PRO_SCEN This is a gambling table. 45700 PRO_SCEN Craps Table 45701 PRO_SCEN This is a gambling table. 45800 PRO_SCEN Craps Table 45801 PRO_SCEN This is a gambling table. 45900 PRO_SCEN Craps Table 45901 PRO_SCEN This is a gambling table. 46000 PRO_SCEN Craps Table 46001 PRO_SCEN This is a gambling table. 46100 PRO_SCEN Rock 46101 PRO_SCEN A small rock, completely uninteresting in the context of this story. 46200 PRO_SCEN Rock 46300 PRO_SCEN Rock 46400 PRO_SCEN Rock 46500 PRO_SCEN Slot Machine 46501 PRO_SCEN This is a gambling machine. 46600 PRO_SCEN Slot Machine 46601 PRO_SCEN This is a gambling machine. 46700 PRO_SCEN Doorway 46800 PRO_SCEN Elevator 46900 PRO_SCEN Elevator 47000 PRO_SCEN Elevator Door 47100 PRO_SCEN Window 47101 PRO_SCEN Instead of glass, this window is using wax paper. 47200 PRO_SCEN Window 47201 PRO_SCEN Instead of glass, this window is using wax paper. 47300 PRO_SCEN Window 47301 PRO_SCEN Instead of glass, this window is using wax paper. 47400 PRO_SCEN Window 47401 PRO_SCEN Instead of glass, this window is using wax paper. 47500 PRO_SCEN Door 47501 PRO_SCEN This large metal roll-door has been jammed shut from the inside. 47600 PRO_SCEN Door 47601 PRO_SCEN This large metal roll-door has been jammed shut from the inside. 47700 PRO_SCEN Door 47701 PRO_SCEN This large metal roll-door has been jammed shut from the inside. It reads LOADING ONLY. 47800 PRO_SCEN Door 47801 PRO_SCEN This large metal roll-door has been jammed shut from the inside. 47900 PRO_SCEN Door 47901 PRO_SCEN This large metal roll-door has been jammed shut from the inside. 48000 PRO_SCEN Door 48001 PRO_SCEN This large metal roll-door has been jammed shut from the inside. It reads LOADING ONLY. 48100 PRO_SCEN Door 48101 PRO_SCEN This door looks suspiciously like the door you would find in a warehouse. 48200 PRO_SCEN Door 48201 PRO_SCEN This door looks suspiciously like the door you would find in a warehouse. 48300 PRO_SCEN Weather Vane 48301 PRO_SCEN This simple weather vane helps the people of Shady Sands study the weather. 48400 PRO_SCEN Altar 48401 PRO_SCEN A simple altar made from painted wood. 48500 PRO_SCEN Podium 48501 PRO_SCEN This is a normal podium for public speaking. 48600 PRO_SCEN Altar 48700 PRO_SCEN Monitor 48701 PRO_SCEN A large monitor, black and white only. The reception is pretty good for being indoors without an antenna. 48800 PRO_SCEN Monitor 48801 PRO_SCEN A large monitor, black and white only. The robed figure is reciting religious dogma at a feverish pace. 48900 PRO_SCEN Forcefield 48901 PRO_SCEN This is a powerful field of energy. 49000 PRO_SCEN Forcefield 49001 PRO_SCEN This is a powerful field of energy. 49100 PRO_SCEN Forcefield 49101 PRO_SCEN This is a powerful field of energy. 49200 PRO_SCEN Forcefield 49201 PRO_SCEN This is a powerful field of energy. 49300 PRO_SCEN Table 49301 PRO_SCEN A fairly ordinary wooden table. 49400 PRO_SCEN Table 49401 PRO_SCEN A fairly ordinary wooden table. 49500 PRO_SCEN Table 49501 PRO_SCEN A fairly ordinary wooden table. 49600 PRO_SCEN Table 49601 PRO_SCEN A fairly ordinary wooden table. 49700 PRO_SCEN Table 49701 PRO_SCEN A fairly ordinary wooden table. 49800 PRO_SCEN Table 49801 PRO_SCEN A fairly ordinary wooden table. 49900 PRO_SCEN Shelf 50000 PRO_SCEN Shelf 50100 PRO_SCEN Shelf 50200 PRO_SCEN Shelf 50300 PRO_SCEN Shelf 50400 PRO_SCEN Shelf 50500 PRO_SCEN Altar 50501 PRO_SCEN A simple altar made from painted wood. 50600 PRO_SCEN Altar 50601 PRO_SCEN A simple altar made from painted wood. 50700 PRO_SCEN Altar 50701 PRO_SCEN A simple altar made from painted wood. 50800 PRO_SCEN Altar 50801 PRO_SCEN A simple altar made from painted wood. 50900 PRO_SCEN Rubble 50901 PRO_SCEN A collapsed section of the roof has formed this pile of rubble. Your rope leads back to the surface. 51000 PRO_SCEN Bookshelf 51100 PRO_SCEN Bookshelf 51200 PRO_SCEN Bookshelf 51300 PRO_SCEN Bookshelf 51400 PRO_SCEN Bookshelf 51500 PRO_SCEN Bookshelf 51600 PRO_SCEN Table 51601 PRO_SCEN This large table looks important. Perhaps they hold meetings here? 51700 PRO_SCEN Table 51701 PRO_SCEN This large table looks important. Perhaps they hold meetings here? 51800 PRO_SCEN Table 51801 PRO_SCEN This large table looks important. Perhaps they hold meetings here? 51900 PRO_SCEN Table 51901 PRO_SCEN This large table looks important. Perhaps they hold meetings here? 52000 PRO_SCEN Table 52001 PRO_SCEN This large table looks important. Perhaps they hold meetings here? 52100 PRO_SCEN Table 52101 PRO_SCEN This large table looks important. Perhaps they hold meetings here? 52200 PRO_SCEN Altar 52201 PRO_SCEN An altar designed and used by the Brotherhood of Steel. Their symbol is brazenly shown. 52300 PRO_SCEN Altar 52301 PRO_SCEN An altar designed and used by the Brotherhood of Steel. Their symbol is brazenly shown. 52400 PRO_SCEN Altar 52401 PRO_SCEN An altar designed and used by the Brotherhood of Steel. Their symbol is brazenly shown. 52500 PRO_SCEN Pew 52501 PRO_SCEN A nicely fashioned, and mighty uncomfortable looking, pew. 52600 PRO_SCEN Podium 52601 PRO_SCEN A nice wooden podium. There is a tele-prompter screen built into it, facing the speaker. 52700 PRO_SCEN Wagon 52701 PRO_SCEN A caravan wagon converted from the wrecked remains of an ancient automobile. 52800 PRO_SCEN Wagon 52801 PRO_SCEN A caravan wagon converted from the wrecked remains of an ancient automobile. 52900 PRO_SCEN Wagon 52901 PRO_SCEN A caravan wagon converted from the wrecked remains of an ancient automobile. 53000 PRO_SCEN Wagon 53001 PRO_SCEN A caravan wagon converted from the wrecked remains of an ancient automobile. 53100 PRO_SCEN Wagon 53101 PRO_SCEN A caravan wagon converted from the wrecked remains of an ancient automobile. 53200 PRO_SCEN Wagon 53201 PRO_SCEN A caravan wagon converted from the wrecked remains of an ancient automobile. 53300 PRO_SCEN Mat 53301 PRO_SCEN A training mat. 53400 PRO_SCEN Mat 53401 PRO_SCEN A training mat. 53500 PRO_SCEN Mat 53501 PRO_SCEN A training mat. 53600 PRO_SCEN Mat 53601 PRO_SCEN A training mat. 53700 PRO_SCEN Punching Bag 53701 PRO_SCEN This is a StrongMan(tm) punching bag. 53800 PRO_SCEN Stair Stepper 53801 PRO_SCEN An exercise machine. 53900 PRO_SCEN Stair Stepper 54000 PRO_SCEN Treadmill 54001 PRO_SCEN An exercise machine. 54100 PRO_SCEN Treadmill 54101 PRO_SCEN An exercise machine. 54200 PRO_SCEN Bench Press 54201 PRO_SCEN An exercise machine. 54300 PRO_SCEN Bench Press 54301 PRO_SCEN An exercise machine. 54400 PRO_SCEN Wood Planks 54401 PRO_SCEN These sturdy wooden planks have been firmly bound together. 54500 PRO_SCEN Wood Planks 54501 PRO_SCEN These sturdy wooden planks have been firmly bound together. 54600 PRO_SCEN Roulette Table 54601 PRO_SCEN This is a gambling table. 54700 PRO_SCEN Roulette Table 54701 PRO_SCEN This is a gambling table. 54800 PRO_SCEN Roulette Table 54801 PRO_SCEN This is a gambling table. 54900 PRO_SCEN Roulette Table 54901 PRO_SCEN This is a gambling table. 55000 PRO_SCEN Roulette Table 55001 PRO_SCEN This is a gambling table. 55100 PRO_SCEN Barrel 55101 PRO_SCEN This empty metal barrel has the nuclear trefoil symbol painted on the side in bright yellow paint. 55200 PRO_SCEN Barrel 55201 PRO_SCEN This barrel contains some green glowing goo. The nuclear trefoil symbol gives a clue to what the goo might be. 55300 PRO_SCEN Computer 55301 PRO_SCEN A very modern looking computer. 55400 PRO_SCEN Computer 55401 PRO_SCEN A very modern looking computer. 55500 PRO_SCEN Suspension Tank 55501 PRO_SCEN Some sort of medical or experimental apparatus, it looks as if it could contain a human or larger sized body. 55600 PRO_SCEN Broken Suspension Tank 55601 PRO_SCEN A broken piece of equipment. It is beyond repair. 55700 PRO_SCEN Mainframe 55701 PRO_SCEN A large super computer. Probably the fastest looking computer you've ever seen. 55800 PRO_SCEN Support Platform 55801 PRO_SCEN This platform supports the large super computer over the cooling tanks. 55900 PRO_SCEN Dont use 56000 PRO_SCEN Dont use 56100 PRO_SCEN Bed 56101 PRO_SCEN A military-style bunk bed. Looks very uncomfortable. Also looks like you could bounce a quarter off of these sheets. 56200 PRO_SCEN Bed 56201 PRO_SCEN A military-style bunk bed. Looks very uncomfortable. Also looks like you could bounce a quarter off of these sheets. 56300 PRO_SCEN Bed 56301 PRO_SCEN A military-style bunk bed. Looks very uncomfortable. Also looks like you could bounce a quarter off of these sheets. 56400 PRO_SCEN Wire 56401 PRO_SCEN It looks like a serial cable of some sort. 56500 PRO_SCEN Wire 56501 PRO_SCEN It looks like a serial cable of some sort. 56600 PRO_SCEN Sign 56601 PRO_SCEN The sign reads BAR. That should be pretty self-evident. 56700 PRO_SCEN Beam 56701 PRO_SCEN This strong beam is stationed over the crater hole. 56800 PRO_SCEN Beam 56801 PRO_SCEN There is a rope securely attached to the beam. It looks like you can climb down into the crater now. 56900 PRO_SCEN Shelves 56901 PRO_SCEN You see some very empty metal shelves. 57000 PRO_SCEN Shelves 57001 PRO_SCEN You see some very empty metal shelves. 57100 PRO_SCEN Shelves 57101 PRO_SCEN You see some very empty metal shelves. 57200 PRO_SCEN Shelves 57201 PRO_SCEN You see some very empty metal shelves. 57300 PRO_SCEN Bush 57301 PRO_SCEN A desert weed of some kind. Not important to this story. 57400 PRO_SCEN Bush 57401 PRO_SCEN A desert weed of some kind. 57500 PRO_SCEN Bush 57501 PRO_SCEN A desert weed of some kind. 57600 PRO_SCEN Ground 57601 PRO_SCEN A nice view of the Boneyards from this tower level. You get a good feeling of just how high up in the sky you are. 57700 PRO_SCEN Ground 57701 PRO_SCEN A nice view of the Boneyards from this tower level. 57800 PRO_SCEN Wall 57801 PRO_SCEN A good view of the outside of the Cathedral. 57900 PRO_SCEN Wall 57901 PRO_SCEN A good view of the outside of the Cathedral. 58000 PRO_SCEN Wall 58001 PRO_SCEN A good view of the outside of the Cathedral. 58100 PRO_SCEN Door 58101 PRO_SCEN A door that looks perfectly at home in a cell. 58200 PRO_SCEN Sign 58201 PRO_SCEN This sign says this store is called Darkwater's. 58300 PRO_SCEN Ladder 58301 PRO_SCEN This ladder leads into the darkness below. 58400 PRO_SCEN Ladder 58401 PRO_SCEN This ladder leads into the darkness below. 58500 PRO_SCEN Machinery 58501 PRO_SCEN It looks like an old printing press or manufacturing doohikey. 58600 PRO_SCEN Machinery 58601 PRO_SCEN It looks like an old printing press or manufacturing doohikey. 58700 PRO_SCEN Machinery 58701 PRO_SCEN It looks like an old printing press or manufacturing doohikey. 58800 PRO_SCEN Machinery 58801 PRO_SCEN It looks like an old printing press or manufacturing doohikey. 58900 PRO_SCEN Machinery 58901 PRO_SCEN It looks like an old printing press or manufacturing doohikey. 59000 PRO_SCEN Machinery 59001 PRO_SCEN It looks like an old printing press or manufacturing doohikey. 59100 PRO_SCEN Table 59101 PRO_SCEN This metal table looks in good condition. There is a drain in the center of it. 59200 PRO_SCEN Table 59201 PRO_SCEN This metal table looks in good condition. There is a drain in the center of it. 59300 PRO_SCEN Table 59301 PRO_SCEN The metal table is covered by some kind of biomass. 59400 PRO_SCEN Table 59401 PRO_SCEN The metal table is covered by some kind of biomass. 59500 PRO_SCEN Table 59501 PRO_SCEN The metal table is covered by some kind of biomass. 59600 PRO_SCEN Bulletin Board 59601 PRO_SCEN Notices for employment are stapled to the board. It looks well used. 59700 PRO_SCEN Guard Shack 59701 PRO_SCEN This guard shack is over a hundred years old, but still in excellent condition. 59800 PRO_SCEN Sign 59801 PRO_SCEN This sign says: General Store. 59900 PRO_SCEN Sign 59901 PRO_SCEN This sign says: General Store. 60000 PRO_SCEN Sign 60001 PRO_SCEN This sign says: Market 60100 PRO_SCEN Slime Pool 60101 PRO_SCEN It looks very unhealthy. You might want to wear armored swim trunks before taking a dip. 60200 PRO_SCEN Slime Pool 60201 PRO_SCEN It looks very unhealthy. You might want to wear armored swim trunks before taking a dip. 60300 PRO_SCEN Slime Pool 60301 PRO_SCEN It looks very unhealthy. You might want to wear armored swim trunks before taking a dip. 60400 PRO_SCEN Table 60401 PRO_SCEN A nice looking metal table. 60500 PRO_SCEN Table 60501 PRO_SCEN A nice looking metal table. 60600 PRO_SCEN Table 60601 PRO_SCEN A nice looking metal table. 60700 PRO_SCEN Table 60701 PRO_SCEN A nice looking metal table. 60800 PRO_SCEN Table 60801 PRO_SCEN This metal table has not been treated well. The rust is very pervasive. 60900 PRO_SCEN Table 60901 PRO_SCEN A good looking metal table, except for the rust. 61000 PRO_SCEN Table 61001 PRO_SCEN A good looking metal table, except for the rust. 61100 PRO_SCEN Table 61101 PRO_SCEN A good looking metal table, except for the rust. 61200 PRO_SCEN Fire Pit 61201 PRO_SCEN The fire is burning. 61300 PRO_SCEN Mirror 61301 PRO_SCEN You look at yourself for a while. 61400 PRO_SCEN Mirror 61401 PRO_SCEN You stare at your image in the mirror for a while. 61500 PRO_SCEN Sink 61501 PRO_SCEN A fully functioning sink. Nice and clean, too. 61600 PRO_SCEN Toilet 61601 PRO_SCEN This toilet is very clean. It works, too. 61700 PRO_SCEN Urinal 61701 PRO_SCEN This urinal is functional. 61800 PRO_SCEN Toilet 61801 PRO_SCEN If you had a toilet fetish, then this would be a nice toilet. 61900 PRO_SCEN Sink 61901 PRO_SCEN This sink is in perfect condition. 62000 PRO_SCEN Urinal 62001 PRO_SCEN This urinal is in perfect condition. 62100 PRO_SCEN Shower 62101 PRO_SCEN A military-style shower. Not to be used by modest people. 62200 PRO_SCEN Shower 62201 PRO_SCEN A military-style shower. Not to be used by modest people. 62300 PRO_SCEN Shower 62301 PRO_SCEN A military-style shower. Not to be used by modest people. 62400 PRO_SCEN Shower 62401 PRO_SCEN A military-style shower. Not to be used by modest people. 62500 PRO_SCEN Shower 62501 PRO_SCEN A military-style shower. Not to be used by modest people. 62600 PRO_SCEN Shower 62601 PRO_SCEN A military-style shower. Not to be used by modest people. 62700 PRO_SCEN Bed 62701 PRO_SCEN A very comfortable looking bed. 62800 PRO_SCEN Bed 62801 PRO_SCEN A very comfortable looking bed. 62900 PRO_SCEN Bed 62901 PRO_SCEN A structurally-enhanced bunk bed. 63000 PRO_SCEN Bed 63001 PRO_SCEN A structurally-enhanced bunk bed. 63100 PRO_SCEN Bed 63101 PRO_SCEN A structurally-enhanced bunk bed. 63200 PRO_SCEN Terminal 63300 PRO_SCEN Terminal 63400 PRO_SCEN Flag 63401 PRO_SCEN This flag is the symbol of the Children of the Cathedral. 63500 PRO_SCEN Flag 63501 PRO_SCEN This flag is the symbol of the Children of the Cathedral. 63600 PRO_SCEN Flag 63601 PRO_SCEN This flag is the symbol of the Children of the Cathedral. 63700 PRO_SCEN Computer 63701 PRO_SCEN A large computer. 63800 PRO_SCEN Computer 63801 PRO_SCEN A large computer. 63900 PRO_SCEN Computer 63901 PRO_SCEN A large computer. 64000 PRO_SCEN Terminal 64001 PRO_SCEN The terminal to a large computer. 64100 PRO_SCEN Dead Body 64101 PRO_SCEN It looks as if this person died very painfully. 64200 PRO_SCEN Dead Body 64201 PRO_SCEN It looks as if this person died very painfully. 64300 PRO_SCEN Dead Body 64301 PRO_SCEN It looks as if this person died very painfully. 64400 PRO_SCEN Dead Body 64401 PRO_SCEN It looks as if this person died very painfully. 64500 PRO_SCEN Door 64501 PRO_SCEN This barred door works well as the door to a jail cell. 64600 PRO_SCEN Terminal 64700 PRO_SCEN Terminal 64800 PRO_SCEN Forklift 64801 PRO_SCEN The forklift is inoperable. 64900 PRO_SCEN Forklift 64901 PRO_SCEN The forklift is inoperable. 65000 PRO_SCEN Equipment 65100 PRO_SCEN Medical Table 65101 PRO_SCEN This table is very rusty. The drain in the center of the table is clogged. 65200 PRO_SCEN Medical Table 65201 PRO_SCEN This table is very rusty. 65300 PRO_SCEN Gate 65301 PRO_SCEN This gate has a bar that raises and lowers. 65400 PRO_SCEN Pipe 65500 PRO_SCEN Pipe 65600 PRO_SCEN Power Generator 65601 PRO_SCEN A Wattz ElectroBox power generator. Fairly standard as back-up generators before the war. 65700 PRO_SCEN Tank 65701 PRO_SCEN A large water-tank. Looks well-maintained, which is probably a good thing. 65800 PRO_SCEN Police Box 65801 PRO_SCEN A police box from the UK, circa 1960. 65900 PRO_SCEN Table 65901 PRO_SCEN A nicely made table. Hand-made, but it looks much nicer than any table you've seen before. 66000 PRO_SCEN Table 66001 PRO_SCEN A nicely made table. Hand-made, but it looks much nicer than any table you've seen before. 66100 PRO_SCEN Table 66101 PRO_SCEN A nicely made table. Hand-made, but it looks much nicer than any table you've seen before. 66200 PRO_SCEN Chair 66201 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking chair. 66300 PRO_SCEN Chair 66301 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking chair. 66400 PRO_SCEN Chair 66401 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking chair. 66500 PRO_SCEN Chair 66501 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking chair. 66600 PRO_SCEN Chair 66601 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking chair. 66700 PRO_SCEN Chair 66701 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking chair. 66800 PRO_SCEN Chair 66801 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking chair. 66900 PRO_SCEN Chair 66901 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking chair. 67000 PRO_SCEN Chair 67001 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking chair. 67100 PRO_SCEN Chair 67101 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking chair. 67200 PRO_SCEN Chair 67201 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking chair. 67300 PRO_SCEN Chair 67301 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking chair. 67400 PRO_SCEN Chair 67401 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking chair. 67500 PRO_SCEN Chair 67501 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking chair. 67600 PRO_SCEN Chair 67601 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking chair. 67700 PRO_SCEN Chair 67701 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking chair. 67800 PRO_SCEN Bed 67801 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking bed. 67900 PRO_SCEN Bed 67901 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking bed. 68000 PRO_SCEN Bed 68001 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking bed. 68100 PRO_SCEN Bed 68101 PRO_SCEN A very nice looking bed. 68200 PRO_SCEN Stove 68201 PRO_SCEN A functional wood-burning stove. 68300 PRO_SCEN Stove 68301 PRO_SCEN A functional wood-burning stove. 68400 PRO_SCEN Stove 68401 PRO_SCEN A functional wood-burning stove. 68500 PRO_SCEN Stove 68501 PRO_SCEN A functional wood-burning stove. 68600 PRO_SCEN Broken Post 68700 PRO_SCEN Destroyed Entrance 68800 PRO_SCEN Rocks 68801 PRO_SCEN A large formation of rocks. This was not a natural occurrence. 68900 PRO_SCEN Rocks 68901 PRO_SCEN A large formation of rocks. This was not a natural occurrence. 69000 PRO_SCEN Toilet 69001 PRO_SCEN A crude, but effective, toilet. There are some leaves dropped into the hole to manage the odor. 69100 PRO_SCEN Mountain 69101 PRO_SCEN These mountain walls look very inaccessible. 69200 PRO_SCEN Mountain 69201 PRO_SCEN These mountain walls look very inaccessible. 69300 PRO_SCEN Mountain 69301 PRO_SCEN These mountain walls look very inaccessible. 69400 PRO_SCEN Mountain 69401 PRO_SCEN These mountain walls look very inaccessible. 69500 PRO_SCEN Mountain 69501 PRO_SCEN These mountain walls look very inaccessible. 69600 PRO_SCEN Mountain 69601 PRO_SCEN These mountain walls look very inaccessible. 69700 PRO_SCEN Goo 69701 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 69800 PRO_SCEN Goo 69801 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 69900 PRO_SCEN Goo 69901 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 70000 PRO_SCEN Goo 70001 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 70100 PRO_SCEN Goo 70101 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 70200 PRO_SCEN Goo 70201 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 70300 PRO_SCEN Goo 70301 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 70400 PRO_SCEN Goo 70401 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 70500 PRO_SCEN Goo 70501 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 70600 PRO_SCEN Goo 70601 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 70700 PRO_SCEN Goo 70701 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 70800 PRO_SCEN Goo 70801 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 70900 PRO_SCEN Goo 70901 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 71000 PRO_SCEN Goo 71001 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 71100 PRO_SCEN Goo 71101 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 71200 PRO_SCEN Goo 71201 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 71300 PRO_SCEN Goo 71301 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 71400 PRO_SCEN Goo 71401 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 71500 PRO_SCEN Goo 71501 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 71600 PRO_SCEN Goo 71601 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 71700 PRO_SCEN Goo 71701 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 71800 PRO_SCEN Goo 71801 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 71900 PRO_SCEN Goo 71901 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 72000 PRO_SCEN Goo 72001 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 72100 PRO_SCEN Goo 72101 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 72200 PRO_SCEN Goo 72201 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 72300 PRO_SCEN Goo 72301 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 72400 PRO_SCEN Goo 72401 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 72500 PRO_SCEN Goo 72501 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 72600 PRO_SCEN Goo 72601 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 72700 PRO_SCEN Goo 72701 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 72800 PRO_SCEN Goo 72801 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 72900 PRO_SCEN Goo 72901 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 73000 PRO_SCEN Goo 73001 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 73100 PRO_SCEN Goo 73101 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 73200 PRO_SCEN Goo 73201 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 73300 PRO_SCEN Goo 73301 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 73400 PRO_SCEN Goo 73401 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 73500 PRO_SCEN Goo 73501 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 73600 PRO_SCEN Goo 73601 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 73700 PRO_SCEN Goo 73701 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 73800 PRO_SCEN Goo 73801 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 73900 PRO_SCEN Goo 73901 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 74000 PRO_SCEN Goo 74001 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 74100 PRO_SCEN Goo 74101 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 74200 PRO_SCEN Goo 74201 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 74300 PRO_SCEN Goo 74301 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 74400 PRO_SCEN Goo 74401 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 74500 PRO_SCEN Goo 74501 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 74600 PRO_SCEN Goo 74601 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 74700 PRO_SCEN Goo 74701 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 74800 PRO_SCEN Goo 74801 PRO_SCEN You see some strange noxious biological goo. 74900 PRO_SCEN Computer 74901 PRO_SCEN The amount of goo on this computer makes it very difficult to access. 75000 PRO_SCEN Computer 75001 PRO_SCEN The amount of goo on this computer makes it very difficult to access. 75100 PRO_SCEN Computer 75101 PRO_SCEN The amount of goo on this computer makes it very difficult to access. 75200 PRO_SCEN Computer 75201 PRO_SCEN The amount of goo on this computer makes it very difficult to access. 75300 PRO_SCEN Computer 75301 PRO_SCEN The amount of goo on this computer makes it very difficult to access. 75400 PRO_SCEN Computer 75401 PRO_SCEN The amount of goo on this computer makes it very difficult to access. 75500 PRO_SCEN Computer 75501 PRO_SCEN The amount of goo on this computer makes it very difficult to access. 75600 PRO_SCEN Computer 75601 PRO_SCEN The amount of goo on this computer makes it very difficult to access. 75700 PRO_SCEN Computer 75701 PRO_SCEN The amount of goo on this computer makes it very difficult to access. 75800 PRO_SCEN Computer 75801 PRO_SCEN The amount of goo on this computer makes it very difficult to access. 75900 PRO_SCEN Computer 75901 PRO_SCEN The amount of goo on this computer makes it very difficult to access. 76000 PRO_SCEN Computer 76001 PRO_SCEN The amount of goo on this computer makes it very difficult to access. 76100 PRO_SCEN Monitors 76101 PRO_SCEN You cannot read anything on the monitor due to the amount of goo splashed across the screens. 76200 PRO_SCEN Monitors 76201 PRO_SCEN You cannot read anything on the monitor due to the amount of goo splashed across the screens. 76300 PRO_SCEN Monitors 76301 PRO_SCEN You cannot read anything on the monitor due to the amount of goo splashed across the screens. 76400 PRO_SCEN Monitors 76401 PRO_SCEN You cannot read anything on the monitor due to the amount of goo splashed across the screens. 76500 PRO_SCEN Floor 76501 PRO_SCEN You would swear that there is something moving on the floor. 76600 PRO_SCEN Pedestal 76601 PRO_SCEN The pedestal looks as if it were slowly breathing in and out. 76700 PRO_SCEN Floor 76800 PRO_SCEN Bomb 76801 PRO_SCEN This is a nuclear bomb. It looks very dangerous just sitting there. 76900 PRO_SCEN Support Base 76901 PRO_SCEN This base cradles the nuclear bomb that is sitting on it. 77000 PRO_SCEN Computer Console 77001 PRO_SCEN This is a nuclear access computer. The computer looks very secure. There is a slot for a strangely shaped key. 77100 PRO_SCEN Wires 77101 PRO_SCEN These wires are connecting the bomb to the computer. 77200 PRO_SCEN Chair 77201 PRO_SCEN There is nothing unusual about this chair. 77300 PRO_SCEN Chair 77301 PRO_SCEN There is nothing unusual about this chair. 77400 PRO_SCEN Chair 77401 PRO_SCEN There is nothing unusual about this chair. 77500 PRO_SCEN Chair 77501 PRO_SCEN There is nothing unusual about this chair. 77600 PRO_SCEN Chair 77601 PRO_SCEN There is nothing unusual about this chair. 77700 PRO_SCEN Chair 77701 PRO_SCEN There is nothing unusual about this chair. 77800 PRO_SCEN Chair 77801 PRO_SCEN There is nothing unusual about this chair. 77900 PRO_SCEN Chair 77901 PRO_SCEN There is nothing unusual about this chair. 78000 PRO_SCEN Pillar 78001 PRO_SCEN A support pillar. 78100 PRO_SCEN Pillar 78101 PRO_SCEN A support pillar. 78200 PRO_SCEN Pillar 78201 PRO_SCEN A support pillar. 78300 PRO_SCEN Pillar 78301 PRO_SCEN A support pillar. 78400 PRO_SCEN Bed 78401 PRO_SCEN This bed is in wretched condition. 78500 PRO_SCEN Bed 78501 PRO_SCEN This bed is in very poor condition. 78600 PRO_SCEN Bed 78601 PRO_SCEN This bed is in poor condition. 78700 PRO_SCEN Bed 78701 PRO_SCEN This bed is in pretty bad condition. 78800 PRO_SCEN Monitors 78801 PRO_SCEN These monitors are broken and cannot function. 78900 PRO_SCEN Monitors 78901 PRO_SCEN These monitors are broken and cannot function. 79000 PRO_SCEN Monitors 79001 PRO_SCEN These monitors are broken and cannot function. 79100 PRO_SCEN Monitors 79101 PRO_SCEN These monitors are broken and cannot function. 79200 PRO_SCEN Vent 79201 PRO_SCEN Very little fresh air is coming from this vent. 79300 PRO_SCEN Vent 79301 PRO_SCEN Almost no fresh air is coming from this vent. 79400 PRO_SCEN Vent 79401 PRO_SCEN No fresh air is coming from this vent. 79500 PRO_SCEN Vent 79501 PRO_SCEN Just a tiny amount of fresh air is coming from this vent. 79600 PRO_SCEN Table 79601 PRO_SCEN There is nothing unusual about this table, except that it is almost destroyed. 79700 PRO_SCEN Table 79701 PRO_SCEN This table was badly damaged. 79800 PRO_SCEN Table 79801 PRO_SCEN This table is in very poor condition. 79900 PRO_SCEN Table 79901 PRO_SCEN There is no reason to search this table. 80000 PRO_SCEN Monitors 80001 PRO_SCEN The display screens in this bank of monitors have been destroyed. 80100 PRO_SCEN Monitors 80101 PRO_SCEN The display screens in this bank of monitors have been damaged beyond repair. 80200 PRO_SCEN Monitor 80201 PRO_SCEN The monitor screen is cracked and destroyed. 80300 PRO_SCEN Monitor 80301 PRO_SCEN This monitor is worthless with a broken display screen. 80400 PRO_SCEN Computer 80401 PRO_SCEN This computer is broken. 80500 PRO_SCEN Computer 80501 PRO_SCEN This computer is broken. 80600 PRO_SCEN Computer 80601 PRO_SCEN This computer is broken. 80700 PRO_SCEN Chair 80701 PRO_SCEN This chair is ruined. 80800 PRO_SCEN Chair 80801 PRO_SCEN This chair is ruined. 80900 PRO_SCEN Chair 80901 PRO_SCEN This chair is ruined. 81000 PRO_SCEN Chair 81001 PRO_SCEN This chair is ruined. 81100 PRO_SCEN Vent 81101 PRO_SCEN This vent has been damaged beyond repair. 81200 PRO_SCEN Vent 81201 PRO_SCEN This vent is very damaged, and cannot be repaired. 81300 PRO_SCEN Vent 81301 PRO_SCEN This vent is not functioning at all. 81400 PRO_SCEN Computer 81401 PRO_SCEN This computer looks like it is barely functional. 81500 PRO_SCEN Computer 81501 PRO_SCEN This computer looks like it is barely functional. 81600 PRO_SCEN Monitor 81601 PRO_SCEN The monitor is barely working. 81700 PRO_SCEN Monitor 81701 PRO_SCEN The monitor is barely working. 81800 PRO_SCEN Computer 81801 PRO_SCEN The computer is not functioning. 81900 PRO_SCEN Computer 81901 PRO_SCEN The computer is not functioning. 82000 PRO_SCEN Monitor 82001 PRO_SCEN The monitor is not functioning. 82100 PRO_SCEN Monitor 82101 PRO_SCEN The monitor is not functioning. 82200 PRO_SCEN Doorway 82201 PRO_SCEN It looks like a very nice doorway. It does the job of holding up a door very well. 82300 PRO_SCEN Monitors 82301 PRO_SCEN The monitors are in good condition. 82400 PRO_SCEN Monitors 82401 PRO_SCEN The monitors are in good condition. 82500 PRO_SCEN Wall 82600 PRO_SCEN Bank Door 82601 PRO_SCEN A very sturdy bank vault door. The door looks very secure. 82700 PRO_SCEN Light 82701 PRO_SCEN A security light. 82800 PRO_SCEN Light 82801 PRO_SCEN A security light. 82900 PRO_SCEN Pillar 82901 PRO_SCEN This pillar is the show piece of the Shady Sands square. It tells stories to remind the people of hope and peace. 83000 PRO_SCEN Robot Receptacle 83001 PRO_SCEN This is a robot recharging bay. When not in service, robots will dock here to shut down and recharge. 83100 PRO_SCEN Robot Receptacle 83101 PRO_SCEN This is a robot recharging bay. When not in service, robots will dock here to shut down and recharge. 83200 PRO_SCEN Robot Receptacle 83201 PRO_SCEN This is a robot recharging bay. When not in service, robots will dock here to shut down and recharge. 83300 PRO_SCEN Robot Receptacle 83301 PRO_SCEN This is a robot recharging bay. When not in service, robots will dock here to shut down and recharge. 83400 PRO_SCEN Robot Receptacle 83401 PRO_SCEN This is a robot recharging bay. When not in service, robots will dock here to shut down and recharge. 83500 PRO_SCEN Machine 83501 PRO_SCEN This machine has something to do with the robot service bays. It does not look particular interesting. 83600 PRO_SCEN Machine 83601 PRO_SCEN This machine has something to do with the robot service bays. It does not look very interesting. 83700 PRO_SCEN Stripe 83800 PRO_SCEN Stripe 83900 PRO_SCEN Stripe 84000 PRO_SCEN Stripe 84100 PRO_SCEN Stripe 84200 PRO_SCEN Stripe 84300 PRO_SCEN Stripe 84400 PRO_SCEN Stripe 84500 PRO_SCEN Stripe 84600 PRO_SCEN Stripe 84700 PRO_SCEN Stripe 84800 PRO_SCEN Door 84801 PRO_SCEN A very normal wooden door. 84900 PRO_SCEN Door 84901 PRO_SCEN A very normal wooden door. 85000 PRO_SCEN Door 85001 PRO_SCEN A very normal wooden door. 85100 PRO_SCEN Sign 85101 PRO_SCEN This sign stands for Friendly Lending Company. 85200 PRO_SCEN Emblem 85201 PRO_SCEN This appears to be a religious emblem. 85300 PRO_SCEN Medical Table 85301 PRO_SCEN This looks like a medical examination table. 85400 PRO_SCEN Sign 85401 PRO_SCEN This is a neon sign for the Maltese Falcon. 85500 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 85600 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 85700 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 85800 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 85900 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 86000 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 86100 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 86200 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 86300 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 86400 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 86500 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 86600 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 86700 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 86800 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 86900 PRO_SCEN Sign 86901 PRO_SCEN It says: GUNS. They might sell guns there. 87000 PRO_SCEN Sign 87001 PRO_SCEN The sign reads: Police. 87100 PRO_SCEN Sign 87101 PRO_SCEN This is the sign of the Far Go Traders. 87200 PRO_SCEN Sign 87201 PRO_SCEN This sign is labeled: Gunrunners. 87300 PRO_SCEN Sign 87301 PRO_SCEN This is the sign of the Crimson Caravan trading company. 87400 PRO_SCEN Sign 87401 PRO_SCEN This sign reads: Hospital. This might be a good thing. 87500 PRO_SCEN Sign 87501 PRO_SCEN This is the sign of the Crash House. 87600 PRO_SCEN Sign 87601 PRO_SCEN This very unlikely sign reads: Bob's Pre-Owned Car Mart. 87700 PRO_SCEN Sign 87701 PRO_SCEN This is the sign of the Water Merchants, a Hub trading company. 87800 PRO_SCEN Egg Shell 87801 PRO_SCEN Pieces of a broken egg shell. 87900 PRO_SCEN Egg Shell 87901 PRO_SCEN Pieces of a broken egg shell. 88000 PRO_SCEN Egg Shell 88001 PRO_SCEN Pieces of a broken egg shell. 88100 PRO_SCEN Egg Shell 88101 PRO_SCEN Pieces of a broken egg shell. 88200 PRO_SCEN Egg Shell 88201 PRO_SCEN Pieces of a broken egg shell. 88300 PRO_SCEN Egg Shell 88301 PRO_SCEN Pieces of a broken egg shell. 88400 PRO_SCEN Egg Shell 88401 PRO_SCEN Pieces of a broken egg shell. 88500 PRO_SCEN Egg Shell 88501 PRO_SCEN Pieces of a broken egg shell. 88600 PRO_SCEN Lamp Post 88601 PRO_SCEN A lamp post. It looks like it is in good working order. 88700 PRO_SCEN Sign 88701 PRO_SCEN The sign reads: Motel. 88800 PRO_SCEN Mushrooms 88801 PRO_SCEN This table planter has been filled with dung, and mushrooms are happily growing in it. 88900 PRO_SCEN Mushrooms 88901 PRO_SCEN This table planter has been filled with dung, and mushrooms are happily growing in it. 89000 PRO_SCEN Skeleton 89100 PRO_SCEN Sign 89101 PRO_SCEN This sign reads: Jail. 89200 PRO_SCEN Sign 89201 PRO_SCEN This is the sign of the Skum Pitt bar and madhouse. 89300 PRO_SCEN Sign 89301 PRO_SCEN An advertisement for Blades-brand razor blades. 89400 PRO_SCEN Shower 89401 PRO_SCEN A fairly normal shower stall. 89500 PRO_SCEN Shower 89501 PRO_SCEN A fairly normal shower stall. 89600 PRO_SCEN Sign 89601 PRO_SCEN This is the sign of the Friendly Lending Company. 89700 PRO_SCEN Sign 89701 PRO_SCEN This is the sign of the Friendly Lending Company. 89800 PRO_SCEN Poster 89801 PRO_SCEN This is a movie poster for a horror film from pre-War days. 89900 PRO_SCEN Poster 89901 PRO_SCEN This is a movie poster for a horror film from pre-War days. 90000 PRO_SCEN Bar 90001 PRO_SCEN There is an urn sitting on this bar. The urn looks a little beat up, but might be valuable. 90100 PRO_SCEN Elevator Shaft 90101 PRO_SCEN The shaft has a rope hanging from above. 90200 PRO_SCEN Elevator Shaft 90201 PRO_SCEN The shaft has a rope hanging down from the edge. 90300 PRO_SCEN Medical Bed 90301 PRO_SCEN This bed has a built-in display for monitoring the patients progress. 90400 PRO_SCEN Water Pump 90401 PRO_SCEN This is a piece of machinery that pumps water up from below. 90500 PRO_SCEN Medical Bed 90501 PRO_SCEN This bed has a built-in display for monitoring the patients progress. 90600 PRO_SCEN Power Armor Parts 90601 PRO_SCEN These are parts to a suit of Power Armor. 90700 PRO_SCEN Light 90701 PRO_SCEN This security light is currently pulsating a bright red. 90800 PRO_SCEN Light 90801 PRO_SCEN This security light is currently pulsating a bright red. 90900 PRO_SCEN Symbol 91000 PRO_SCEN Symbol 91100 PRO_SCEN Symbol 91200 PRO_SCEN Symbol 91300 PRO_SCEN Symbol 91400 PRO_SCEN Symbol 91500 PRO_SCEN Rope 91600 PRO_SCEN Rope 91700 PRO_SCEN Rope 91800 PRO_SCEN Rope 91900 PRO_SCEN Rope 92000 PRO_SCEN Rope 92100 PRO_SCEN Rope 92200 PRO_SCEN Rope 92300 PRO_SCEN Canyon 92400 PRO_SCEN Canyon 92500 PRO_SCEN Canyon 92600 PRO_SCEN Canyon 92700 PRO_SCEN Canyon 92800 PRO_SCEN Canyon 92900 PRO_SCEN Canyon 93000 PRO_SCEN Canyon 93100 PRO_SCEN Cave Floor 93200 PRO_SCEN Impenetrable Door 93201 PRO_SCEN This door appears to have no opening mechanism. 93300 PRO_SCEN Destroyed Door 93301 PRO_SCEN The door has been blown open. 93400 PRO_SCEN Door 93401 PRO_SCEN A door with an intricate lock. 93500 PRO_SCEN Torch 93501 PRO_SCEN A lit torch in a wall sconce. 93600 PRO_SCEN Torch 93601 PRO_SCEN A lit torch in a wall sconce. 93700 PRO_SCEN Stone Monument 93800 PRO_SCEN Stone Monument 93900 PRO_SCEN Stone Monument 94000 PRO_SCEN Skull Pole 94001 PRO_SCEN A pole with human skulls attached. 94100 PRO_SCEN Skull Pole 94101 PRO_SCEN A pole with human skulls attached. 94200 PRO_SCEN Skull Pole 94201 PRO_SCEN A pole with human skulls attached. 94300 PRO_SCEN Plant 94400 PRO_SCEN Plant 94500 PRO_SCEN Tree 94600 PRO_SCEN Tree 94700 PRO_SCEN Tree 94800 PRO_SCEN Bed 94900 PRO_SCEN Bed 95000 PRO_SCEN Hole 95001 PRO_SCEN A suspicious hole in the wall. 95100 PRO_SCEN Raised Stone Plate 95101 PRO_SCEN A raised stone plate. 95200 PRO_SCEN Disabled Stone Plate 95201 PRO_SCEN A disabled stone plate. 95300 PRO_SCEN Triggered Stone Plate 95301 PRO_SCEN A triggered stone plate. 95400 PRO_SCEN Door 95500 PRO_SCEN Door 95600 PRO_SCEN Door 95700 PRO_SCEN Door 95800 PRO_SCEN Door 95900 PRO_SCEN Door 96000 PRO_SCEN Door 96100 PRO_SCEN Door 96200 PRO_SCEN Door 96300 PRO_SCEN Plant 96301 PRO_SCEN A mutated cornstalk. 96400 PRO_SCEN Plant 96401 PRO_SCEN A mutated cornstalk. 96500 PRO_SCEN Plant 96501 PRO_SCEN A mutated cornstalk. This one is sick. 96600 PRO_SCEN Plant 96601 PRO_SCEN A mutated cornstalk. 96700 PRO_SCEN Plant 96701 PRO_SCEN A mutated cornstalk. 96800 PRO_SCEN Plant 96801 PRO_SCEN A mutated cornstalk. 96900 PRO_SCEN Wood Support 97000 PRO_SCEN Wood Support 97100 PRO_SCEN Wood Support 97200 PRO_SCEN Wood Support 97300 PRO_SCEN Wood Support 97400 PRO_SCEN Wood Support 97500 PRO_SCEN Damaged Wood Support 97501 PRO_SCEN This support looks like it could collapse if stressed. 97600 PRO_SCEN Collapsed Floor 97601 PRO_SCEN The stone floor has collapsed here into the lower level. 97700 PRO_SCEN Ladder Down 97701 PRO_SCEN A manmade hole with a ladder leading down. 97800 PRO_SCEN Door 97900 PRO_SCEN Wall 98000 PRO_SCEN Reactor 5 Sign 98100 PRO_SCEN Door 98200 PRO_SCEN Door 98300 PRO_SCEN Door 98400 PRO_SCEN Door 98500 PRO_SCEN Radioactive Goo 98600 PRO_SCEN Radioactive Goo 98700 PRO_SCEN Radioactive Goo 98800 PRO_SCEN Radioactive Goo 98900 PRO_SCEN Security Door 99000 PRO_SCEN Vault Door 99100 PRO_SCEN Utility Crane 99200 PRO_SCEN Utility Crane 99300 PRO_SCEN Well 99400 PRO_SCEN Well 99500 PRO_SCEN Outhouse 99600 PRO_SCEN Hole 99601 PRO_SCEN You can't see the bottom of this pit. 99700 PRO_SCEN Floor Plate 99701 PRO_SCEN You see a floor plate trap. 99800 PRO_SCEN Disabled Floor Plate 99801 PRO_SCEN This floor plate trap has been disabled. 99900 PRO_SCEN Triggered Floor Plate 99901 PRO_SCEN This floor plate trap has been triggered. Opps! 100000 PRO_SCEN Still 100001 PRO_SCEN This looks like a wood-burning alcohol still. 100100 PRO_SCEN Rad Scorpion Parts 100101 PRO_SCEN You see a large pile of Radscorpion parts. They've been hollowed out and have straps attached to them. 100200 PRO_SCEN Powerplant Machinery 100201 PRO_SCEN This is the Plutonium-Gamma Shield machine for the reactor. 100300 PRO_SCEN Powerplant Machinery 100301 PRO_SCEN This is the Jupiter Wave Compiler machine for the reactor. 100400 PRO_SCEN Powerplant Machinery 100401 PRO_SCEN This is the Uranium-Rod Driver machine for the reactor. 100500 PRO_SCEN Powerplant Machinery 100501 PRO_SCEN This is the Neptunium Impeller machine for the reactor. 100600 PRO_SCEN Powerplant Machinery 100601 PRO_SCEN This is the Saturn-Class Capacitor machine for the reactor. 100700 PRO_SCEN Powerplant Pump Control 100701 PRO_SCEN This is the coolant pumping machine for the reactor. 100800 PRO_SCEN Side of Brahmin 100900 PRO_SCEN Car 101000 PRO_SCEN Chrysalis Motors Car 101001 PRO_SCEN This Chrysalis Motors Highwayman looks to be in pretty good shape for its age. 101100 PRO_SCEN Car 101200 PRO_SCEN Gravesite 101201 PRO_SCEN A grave is located here. 101300 PRO_SCEN Headstone 101301 PRO_SCEN Headstone 101400 PRO_SCEN Headstone 101401 PRO_SCEN Headstone 101500 PRO_SCEN Headstone 101501 PRO_SCEN Headstone 101600 PRO_SCEN Headstone 101601 PRO_SCEN Headstone 101700 PRO_SCEN Plow 101701 PRO_SCEN This plow is designed to be dragged by a Brahmin. 101800 PRO_SCEN Plow 101801 PRO_SCEN This plow is designed to be dragged by a Brahmin. 101900 PRO_SCEN Water 102000 PRO_SCEN Sign 102001 PRO_SCEN The entry sign for New Reno. 102100 PRO_SCEN Sign 102101 PRO_SCEN The entry sign for New Reno. 102200 PRO_SCEN Sign 102201 PRO_SCEN The entry sign for New Reno. 102300 PRO_SCEN Sign 102301 PRO_SCEN The entry sign for New Reno. 102400 PRO_SCEN Sign 102401 PRO_SCEN The entry sign for New Reno. 102500 PRO_SCEN Sign 102501 PRO_SCEN The entry sign for New Reno. 102600 PRO_SCEN Shadow 102700 PRO_SCEN Shadow 102800 PRO_SCEN Shadow 102900 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 103000 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 103100 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 103200 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 103300 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 103400 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 103500 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 103600 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 103700 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 103800 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 103900 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 104000 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 104100 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 104200 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 104300 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 104400 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 104500 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 104600 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 104700 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 104800 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 104900 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 105000 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 105100 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 105200 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 105300 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 105400 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 105500 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 105600 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 105700 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 105800 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 105900 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 106000 PRO_SCEN Sign 106100 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 106200 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 106300 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 106400 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 106500 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 106600 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 106700 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 106800 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 106900 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 107000 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 107100 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 107200 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 107300 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 107400 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 107500 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 107600 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 107700 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 107800 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 107900 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 108000 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 108100 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 108200 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 108300 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 108400 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 108500 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 108600 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 108700 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 108800 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 108900 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 109000 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 109100 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 109200 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 109300 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 109400 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 109500 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 109600 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 109700 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 109800 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 109900 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 110000 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 110100 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 110200 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 110300 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 110400 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 110500 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 110600 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 110700 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 110800 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 110900 PRO_SCEN Graffiti 111000 PRO_SCEN Sign 111100 PRO_SCEN Sign 111200 PRO_SCEN Sign 111300 PRO_SCEN Sign 111400 PRO_SCEN Sign 111500 PRO_SCEN Sign 111600 PRO_SCEN Sign 111700 PRO_SCEN Sign 111800 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 111900 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 112000 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 112100 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 112200 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 112300 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 112400 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 112500 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 112600 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 112700 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 112800 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 112900 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 113000 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 113100 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 113200 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 113300 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 113400 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 113500 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 113600 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 113700 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 113800 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 113900 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 114000 PRO_SCEN Wallpaper 114100 PRO_SCEN Movie Camera 114200 PRO_SCEN Coffin 114300 PRO_SCEN Coffin 114400 PRO_SCEN Coffin 114500 PRO_SCEN Coffin 114600 PRO_SCEN Steel Bars 114700 PRO_SCEN Steel Bars 114800 PRO_SCEN Steel Window Cover 114900 PRO_SCEN Steel Window Cover 115000 PRO_SCEN Laser Tripwire 115100 PRO_SCEN Laser Tripwire 115200 PRO_SCEN Mining Cart 115300 PRO_SCEN Mining Cart with Steel Pole 115400 PRO_SCEN Mining Cart with Dynamite 115500 PRO_SCEN "Out of Business" Sign 115600 PRO_SCEN "Out of Business" Sign 115700 PRO_SCEN Buckner House Sign 115800 PRO_SCEN Vic's Sign 115900 PRO_SCEN Wall 116000 PRO_SCEN Wall 116100 PRO_SCEN Retinal Scanner 116101 PRO_SCEN This is a security device that scans a person's retinal pattern. 116200 PRO_SCEN Control Room Sign 116300 PRO_SCEN Control Room Sign 116400 PRO_SCEN Control Room Sign 116500 PRO_SCEN Construction Zone Sign 116600 PRO_SCEN Construction Zone Sign 116700 PRO_SCEN Machine 116701 PRO_SCEN A non-functional machine. 116800 PRO_SCEN Machine 116801 PRO_SCEN A non-functional machine. 116900 PRO_SCEN Door 117000 PRO_SCEN Door 117100 PRO_SCEN Pipes 117101 PRO_SCEN A set of pipes going into the reactor. 117200 PRO_SCEN Tank 117300 PRO_SCEN Tanks 117400 PRO_SCEN Tanks 117500 PRO_SCEN Tanks 117600 PRO_SCEN Vent 117700 PRO_SCEN Vent 117800 PRO_SCEN Harp Sign 117900 PRO_SCEN Sawhorse 118000 PRO_SCEN Sawhorse 118100 PRO_SCEN Sawhorse 118200 PRO_SCEN Vent 118300 PRO_SCEN Vent 118400 PRO_SCEN Machine Shop Sign 118500 PRO_SCEN Manager's Office Sign 118600 PRO_SCEN Supply Room Sign 118700 PRO_SCEN Radiation Warning Sign 118800 PRO_SCEN Steam 118900 PRO_SCEN Machine 118901 PRO_SCEN A misc. piece of equipment for the power plant. 119000 PRO_SCEN Tank 119100 PRO_SCEN Fire 119200 PRO_SCEN Water 119300 PRO_SCEN Trapper Town Sign 119400 PRO_SCEN Golden Gecko Sign 119500 PRO_SCEN Bath House Sign 119600 PRO_SCEN Cave Art 119700 PRO_SCEN Cave Art 119800 PRO_SCEN Cave Art 119900 PRO_SCEN Cave Art 120000 PRO_SCEN Firepit 120100 PRO_SCEN Cave Wall 120200 PRO_SCEN Cave Wall 120300 PRO_SCEN Cave Wall 120400 PRO_SCEN Cave Wall 120500 PRO_SCEN Cave Wall 120600 PRO_SCEN Cave Wall 120700 PRO_SCEN Cave Wall 120800 PRO_SCEN Cave Wall 120900 PRO_SCEN Cave Wall 121000 PRO_SCEN Cave Wall 121100 PRO_SCEN Cave Wall 121200 PRO_SCEN Cave Wall 121300 PRO_SCEN Cave Wall 121400 PRO_SCEN Cave Wall 121500 PRO_SCEN Cave Wall 121600 PRO_SCEN Stake 121601 PRO_SCEN This stake appears to have a person impaled on the top! 121700 PRO_SCEN Stake 121701 PRO_SCEN This stake appears to have a person impaled on the top! 121800 PRO_SCEN Stake 121801 PRO_SCEN This stake appears to have a person impaled on the top! 121900 PRO_SCEN Stake 121901 PRO_SCEN This stake appears to have a person impaled on the top! 122000 PRO_SCEN Stake 122001 PRO_SCEN This stake appears to have a person impaled on the top! 122100 PRO_SCEN Stake 122101 PRO_SCEN This stake appears to have a person impaled on the top! 122200 PRO_SCEN Stake 122201 PRO_SCEN This stake appears to have a human skull placed on the top. 122300 PRO_SCEN Stake 122301 PRO_SCEN This stake appears to have a human skull placed on the top. 122400 PRO_SCEN Stake 122401 PRO_SCEN This empty stake looks ready for an unwilling victim. 122500 PRO_SCEN Stake 122501 PRO_SCEN This empty stake looks ready for an unwilling victim. 122600 PRO_SCEN Stake 122601 PRO_SCEN This empty stake looks ready for an unwilling victim. 122700 PRO_SCEN Stake 122701 PRO_SCEN This empty stake looks ready for an unwilling victim. 122800 PRO_SCEN Wanted Sign 122801 PRO_SCEN The picture on this sign looks oddly like you! 122900 PRO_SCEN Floor 123000 PRO_SCEN Deactivated Robobrain 123001 PRO_SCEN An incomplete cybernetic body that is missing several parts. 123100 PRO_SCEN Howitzer 123101 PRO_SCEN This strange-looking cannon looks like a relic from the pre-War days. You wonder how it ended up here. 123200 PRO_SCEN Sign 123300 PRO_SCEN Sign 123400 PRO_SCEN Sign 123500 PRO_SCEN Sign 123600 PRO_SCEN Power Switch 123700 PRO_SCEN Cross 123800 PRO_SCEN Cross 123900 PRO_SCEN Cross 124000 PRO_SCEN Cross 124100 PRO_SCEN Cross 124200 PRO_SCEN Cross 124300 PRO_SCEN Gas Pump 124400 PRO_SCEN Gas Pump 124500 PRO_SCEN Gas Pump 124600 PRO_SCEN Pep Gas Sign 124700 PRO_SCEN Sign Shadow 124800 PRO_SCEN Haybed 124900 PRO_SCEN Haybed 125000 PRO_SCEN Haybed 125100 PRO_SCEN Haybed 125200 PRO_SCEN Haybed 125300 PRO_SCEN Haybed 125400 PRO_SCEN Dusty's Cantina Sign 125500 PRO_SCEN Son of Bob's Store 125501 PRO_SCEN A street vendor's stand. 125600 PRO_SCEN Son of Bob's Store 125601 PRO_SCEN A street vendor's stand. 125700 PRO_SCEN Son of Bob's Store 125701 PRO_SCEN A street vendor's stand. 125800 PRO_SCEN Son of Bob's Store 125801 PRO_SCEN A street vendor's stand. 125900 PRO_SCEN NCR Sign 126000 PRO_SCEN Hall of Congress Sign 126100 PRO_SCEN Hall of Congress Sign 126200 PRO_SCEN NCR Poster 126300 PRO_SCEN NCR Poster 126400 PRO_SCEN NCR Poster 126500 PRO_SCEN NCR Poster 126600 PRO_SCEN Rawhide Saloon Sign 126700 PRO_SCEN Casino Sign 126800 PRO_SCEN Casino Sign 126900 PRO_SCEN Casino Sign 127000 PRO_SCEN Casino Sign 127100 PRO_SCEN Casino Sign 127200 PRO_SCEN Casino Sign 127300 PRO_SCEN Pile of Rocks 127301 PRO_SCEN These rocks appear to be keeping something in. 127400 PRO_SCEN Beam 127500 PRO_SCEN Beam 127600 PRO_SCEN Beam 127700 PRO_SCEN Beam 127800 PRO_SCEN Beam 127900 PRO_SCEN Beam 128000 PRO_SCEN Beam 128100 PRO_SCEN Beam 128200 PRO_SCEN Beam 128300 PRO_SCEN Beam 128400 PRO_SCEN Shadow 128500 PRO_SCEN Shadow 128600 PRO_SCEN Shadow 128700 PRO_SCEN Shadow 128800 PRO_SCEN Shadow 128900 PRO_SCEN Shadow 129000 PRO_SCEN Shadow 129100 PRO_SCEN Shadow 129200 PRO_SCEN Shadow 129300 PRO_SCEN Elevator Stub 129400 PRO_SCEN Gas Pump 129500 PRO_SCEN Gas Pump 129600 PRO_SCEN Gas Pump 129700 PRO_SCEN Rope 129800 PRO_SCEN Hole 129900 PRO_SCEN Brahmin Meat 130000 PRO_SCEN Brahmin Meat 130100 PRO_SCEN Brahmin Meat 130200 PRO_SCEN Brahmin Meat 130300 PRO_SCEN Brahmin Meat 130400 PRO_SCEN Brahmin Meat 130500 PRO_SCEN Beam 130600 PRO_SCEN Beam 130700 PRO_SCEN Beam 130800 PRO_SCEN Beam 130900 PRO_SCEN Beam 131000 PRO_SCEN Beam 131100 PRO_SCEN Beam 131200 PRO_SCEN Beam 131300 PRO_SCEN Shadow 131400 PRO_SCEN Shadow 131500 PRO_SCEN Shadow 131600 PRO_SCEN Shadow 131700 PRO_SCEN Shadow 131800 PRO_SCEN Shadow 131900 PRO_SCEN Shadow 132000 PRO_SCEN Shadow 132100 PRO_SCEN Blood 132200 PRO_SCEN Blood 132300 PRO_SCEN Blood 132400 PRO_SCEN Blood 132500 PRO_SCEN Blood 132600 PRO_SCEN Blood 132700 PRO_SCEN Blood with Bones 132800 PRO_SCEN Blood with Bones 132900 PRO_SCEN Blood with Bones 133000 PRO_SCEN Cave Mouth 133100 PRO_SCEN Equipment Access 133200 PRO_SCEN Equipment Access 133300 PRO_SCEN Equipment Access 133400 PRO_SCEN Equipment Access 133500 PRO_SCEN Computer 133501 PRO_SCEN A Vault computer terminal, hooked into the main Vault computer. 133600 PRO_SCEN Computer 133601 PRO_SCEN A Vault computer terminal, hooked into the main Vault computer. 133700 PRO_SCEN Vault City Gate 133800 PRO_SCEN Vault City Gate 133900 PRO_SCEN Wall 134000 PRO_SCEN Wall 134100 PRO_SCEN Wall 134200 PRO_SCEN Wall 134300 PRO_SCEN Wall 134400 PRO_SCEN Wall 134500 PRO_SCEN Wall 134600 PRO_SCEN Wall 134700 PRO_SCEN Door 134800 PRO_SCEN Blown Open Door 134900 PRO_SCEN Door Debris 135000 PRO_SCEN Building 135100 PRO_SCEN Building 135200 PRO_SCEN Building 135300 PRO_SCEN Building 135400 PRO_SCEN Building 135500 PRO_SCEN Building 135600 PRO_SCEN Building 135700 PRO_SCEN Building 135800 PRO_SCEN Door 135900 PRO_SCEN Temple 136000 PRO_SCEN Temple 136100 PRO_SCEN Temple 136200 PRO_SCEN Temple 136300 PRO_SCEN Temple 136400 PRO_SCEN Temple 136500 PRO_SCEN Firepit 136600 PRO_SCEN Firepit 136700 PRO_SCEN Howitizer 136701 PRO_SCEN This strange-looking cannon looks like a relic from the pre-War days. You wonder how it ended up here. 136800 PRO_SCEN Temple 136900 PRO_SCEN Temple 137000 PRO_SCEN Mountain 137100 PRO_SCEN Cavern 137200 PRO_SCEN Door Track 137300 PRO_SCEN Torch 137301 PRO_SCEN A lit torch in a wall sconce. 137400 PRO_SCEN Torch 137401 PRO_SCEN A lit torch in a wall sconce. 137500 PRO_SCEN Torch 137501 PRO_SCEN A lit torch in a wall sconce. 137600 PRO_SCEN Torch 137601 PRO_SCEN A lit torch in a wall sconce. 137700 PRO_SCEN Vertibird 137701 PRO_SCEN NEED LONG DESCRIPTION. 137800 PRO_SCEN Destroyed Door 137801 PRO_SCEN The power station door is destroyed. 137900 PRO_SCEN Destroyed Door 137901 PRO_SCEN The power station door is destroyed. 138000 PRO_SCEN Wall 138100 PRO_SCEN Wall 138200 PRO_SCEN Wall 138300 PRO_SCEN Wall 138400 PRO_SCEN Wall 138500 PRO_SCEN Wall 138600 PRO_SCEN Light 138700 PRO_SCEN Door 138800 PRO_SCEN Door 138900 PRO_SCEN Door 139000 PRO_SCEN Door 139100 PRO_SCEN Door 139200 PRO_SCEN Door 139300 PRO_SCEN Banner 139400 PRO_SCEN Post 139500 PRO_SCEN Post 139600 PRO_SCEN Banner 139700 PRO_SCEN Banner 139800 PRO_SCEN Post 139900 PRO_SCEN Post 140000 PRO_SCEN Banner 140100 PRO_SCEN Shadow 140200 PRO_SCEN Shadow 140300 PRO_SCEN Banner 140400 PRO_SCEN Banner 140500 PRO_SCEN Banner 140600 PRO_SCEN Banner 140700 PRO_SCEN Cat's Paw Sign 140800 PRO_SCEN Cat's Paw Sign 140900 PRO_SCEN Sign 141000 PRO_SCEN Jungle Gym Sign 141100 PRO_SCEN Jungle Gym Sign 141200 PRO_SCEN Jungle Gym Sign 141300 PRO_SCEN Renesco's Pharmacy Sign 141400 PRO_SCEN New Reno Arms Sign 141500 PRO_SCEN Salvatore's Bar Sign 141600 PRO_SCEN Statue 141700 PRO_SCEN Warehouse Door 141800 PRO_SCEN Warehouse Door 141900 PRO_SCEN Doc Johnson Sign 142000 PRO_SCEN Sheriff Sign 142100 PRO_SCEN Malamute Saloon Sign 142200 PRO_SCEN Morningstar Mine Sign 142300 PRO_SCEN Kokowebe Mine Sign 142400 PRO_SCEN Kokowebe Mine Sign 142500 PRO_SCEN Kokowebe Mine Sign 142600 PRO_SCEN Signpost 142601 PRO_SCEN This wooden sign points towards New Reno and "Hell." You suspect the directions are reversed. 142700 PRO_SCEN Number 1 Sign 142800 PRO_SCEN Number 2 Sign 142900 PRO_SCEN Number 3 Sign 143000 PRO_SCEN Number 4 Sign 143100 PRO_SCEN Number 5 Sign 143200 PRO_SCEN Number 6 Sign 143300 PRO_SCEN Rope 143301 PRO_SCEN You can climb over the wall with this rope. 143400 PRO_SCEN Door 143500 PRO_SCEN Door 143600 PRO_SCEN Window 143700 PRO_SCEN Window 143800 PRO_SCEN Window 143900 PRO_SCEN Window 144000 PRO_SCEN Window 144100 PRO_SCEN Window 144200 PRO_SCEN Window 144300 PRO_SCEN Window 144400 PRO_SCEN Window 144500 PRO_SCEN Window 144600 PRO_SCEN Window 144700 PRO_SCEN Window 144800 PRO_SCEN Pool Ladder 144900 PRO_SCEN Door 145000 PRO_SCEN Arch 145100 PRO_SCEN Arch 145200 PRO_SCEN Arch 145300 PRO_SCEN Arch 145400 PRO_SCEN Arch 145500 PRO_SCEN Arch 145600 PRO_SCEN Arch 145700 PRO_SCEN Arch 145800 PRO_SCEN Shadow 145900 PRO_SCEN Shadow 146000 PRO_SCEN Shadow 146100 PRO_SCEN Arch 146200 PRO_SCEN Arch 146300 PRO_SCEN Arch 146400 PRO_SCEN Shadow 146500 PRO_SCEN Shadow 146600 PRO_SCEN Fence Door 146700 PRO_SCEN Fence Door 146800 PRO_SCEN Command Seat 146801 PRO_SCEN This is where the Overseer normally sits. 146900 PRO_SCEN Chasm 147000 PRO_SCEN Chasm 147100 PRO_SCEN Chasm 147200 PRO_SCEN Chasm 147300 PRO_SCEN Casino Entrance 147400 PRO_SCEN Casino Entrance 147500 PRO_SCEN Carpet 147600 PRO_SCEN Casino Entrance 147700 PRO_SCEN Casino Entrance 147800 PRO_SCEN Casino Entrance 147900 PRO_SCEN Casino Door 148000 PRO_SCEN Casino Door 148100 PRO_SCEN Casino Entrance 148200 PRO_SCEN Casino Entrance 148300 PRO_SCEN Casino Entrance 148400 PRO_SCEN Casino Entrance 148500 PRO_SCEN Casino Entrance 148600 PRO_SCEN Casino Entrance 148700 PRO_SCEN Casino Entrance 148800 PRO_SCEN Casino Entrance 148900 PRO_SCEN Casino Entrance 149000 PRO_SCEN Casino Entrance 149100 PRO_SCEN Casino Door 149200 PRO_SCEN Casino Door 149300 PRO_SCEN Wall Light 149400 PRO_SCEN Wall Light 149500 PRO_SCEN Wall Light 149600 PRO_SCEN Wall Light 149700 PRO_SCEN Wall Light 149800 PRO_SCEN Wall 149900 PRO_SCEN Wall 150000 PRO_SCEN Fan 150100 PRO_SCEN Fan 150200 PRO_SCEN Fire Ext. 150300 PRO_SCEN Fire Ext. 150400 PRO_SCEN Pipe 150500 PRO_SCEN Power Distributor 150600 PRO_SCEN Power Distributor 150700 PRO_SCEN Wall 150800 PRO_SCEN Wall 150900 PRO_SCEN Wall 151000 PRO_SCEN Wall 151100 PRO_SCEN Wall 151200 PRO_SCEN Wall 151300 PRO_SCEN Wall 151400 PRO_SCEN Wall 151500 PRO_SCEN Wall 151600 PRO_SCEN Wood Paneling 151700 PRO_SCEN Wood Paneling 151800 PRO_SCEN Pipe 151900 PRO_SCEN Pipe 152000 PRO_SCEN Pipe 152100 PRO_SCEN Pipe 152200 PRO_SCEN Pipe 152300 PRO_SCEN Pipe 152400 PRO_SCEN Pipe 152500 PRO_SCEN Pipe 152600 PRO_SCEN Pipe 152700 PRO_SCEN Pipe 152800 PRO_SCEN Pipe 152900 PRO_SCEN Air Vent 153000 PRO_SCEN Air Vent 153100 PRO_SCEN Door 153200 PRO_SCEN Door 153300 PRO_SCEN Door 153400 PRO_SCEN Door 153500 PRO_SCEN Door 153600 PRO_SCEN Door 153700 PRO_SCEN Shower 153800 PRO_SCEN Shuttle Wall 153900 PRO_SCEN Shuttle Wall 154000 PRO_SCEN Shuttle Wall 154100 PRO_SCEN Shuttle Wall 154200 PRO_SCEN Shuttle Wall 154300 PRO_SCEN Shuttle Wall 154400 PRO_SCEN Shuttle Wall 154500 PRO_SCEN Shuttle Wall 154600 PRO_SCEN Shuttle Wall 154700 PRO_SCEN Shuttle Wall 154800 PRO_SCEN Forcefield 154900 PRO_SCEN Forcefield 155000 PRO_SCEN Organ Extraction Unit 155001 PRO_SCEN The latest model in Vault-Tec's "Do It Yourself" surgery series. Removes organs automatically with the press of a button. 155100 PRO_SCEN Shuttle 155200 PRO_SCEN Shuttle 155300 PRO_SCEN Shuttle 155400 PRO_SCEN Shuttle 155500 PRO_SCEN Shuttle 155600 PRO_SCEN Shuttle 155700 PRO_SCEN Shuttle 155800 PRO_SCEN Shuttle 155900 PRO_SCEN Shuttle 156000 PRO_SCEN Shuttle 156100 PRO_SCEN Shuttle 156200 PRO_SCEN Shuttle 156300 PRO_SCEN Shuttle 156400 PRO_SCEN Shuttle 156500 PRO_SCEN Shuttle 156600 PRO_SCEN Shadow 156700 PRO_SCEN Shadow 156800 PRO_SCEN Shadow 156900 PRO_SCEN Shadow 157000 PRO_SCEN Shadow 157100 PRO_SCEN Shadow 157200 PRO_SCEN Throne 157300 PRO_SCEN Door 157400 PRO_SCEN Door 157500 PRO_SCEN Door 157600 PRO_SCEN Door 157700 PRO_SCEN Air Vent 157800 PRO_SCEN Auto-Doc 157801 PRO_SCEN This Auto-Doc is designed to heal illnesses and adminster various chems. 157900 PRO_SCEN Statue 157901 PRO_SCEN A small statue of the famous Vault Dweller. 158000 PRO_SCEN Pile of Rocks 158100 PRO_SCEN Forcefield 158101 PRO_SCEN An energy field is blocking your path. 158200 PRO_SCEN Forcefield 158201 PRO_SCEN An energy field is blocking your path. 158300 PRO_SCEN Forcefield 158301 PRO_SCEN An energy field is blocking your path. 158400 PRO_SCEN Forcefield 158401 PRO_SCEN An energy field is blocking your path. 158500 PRO_SCEN Tanker 158600 PRO_SCEN Tanker 158700 PRO_SCEN Tanker 158800 PRO_SCEN Tanker 158900 PRO_SCEN Tanker 159000 PRO_SCEN Tanker 159100 PRO_SCEN Tanker 159200 PRO_SCEN Tanker 159300 PRO_SCEN Tanker 159400 PRO_SCEN Tanker 159500 PRO_SCEN Tanker 159600 PRO_SCEN Tanker 159700 PRO_SCEN Tanker 159800 PRO_SCEN Tanker 159900 PRO_SCEN Tanker 160000 PRO_SCEN Wall 160100 PRO_SCEN Wall 160200 PRO_SCEN Floor Depression 160300 PRO_SCEN Stone Bench 160400 PRO_SCEN Stone Bench 160500 PRO_SCEN Incense Burner 160600 PRO_SCEN Satellite Dish 160700 PRO_SCEN Satellite Dish 160800 PRO_SCEN Shadow 160900 PRO_SCEN Dock Shadow 161000 PRO_SCEN Dock Shadow 161100 PRO_SCEN Dock Shadow 161200 PRO_SCEN Dock Shadow 161300 PRO_SCEN Beam 161400 PRO_SCEN Beam 161500 PRO_SCEN Dock Shadow 161600 PRO_SCEN Dock Shadow 161700 PRO_SCEN Dock Shadow 161800 PRO_SCEN Dock Shadow 161900 PRO_SCEN Stairs 162000 PRO_SCEN Deactivated Cyberdog 162001 PRO_SCEN You see a deactivated Cyberdog. 162100 PRO_SCEN Destroyed Power Generator 162101 PRO_SCEN You see a destroyed power generator. 162200 PRO_SCEN Track 162300 PRO_SCEN Track 162400 PRO_SCEN Track 162500 PRO_SCEN Mine Cart 162600 PRO_SCEN Mine Cart with Steel Pole 162700 PRO_SCEN Mine Cart with Dynamite 162800 PRO_SCEN Destroyed Mine Cart 162900 PRO_SCEN Mine Cart 163000 PRO_SCEN Pool Table 163100 PRO_SCEN Pool Table 163200 PRO_SCEN Pool Table 163300 PRO_SCEN Pool Table 163400 PRO_SCEN Pool Table 163500 PRO_SCEN Pool Table 163600 PRO_SCEN Desk 163700 PRO_SCEN Flag 163800 PRO_SCEN Wall 163900 PRO_SCEN Wall 164000 PRO_SCEN Wall 164100 PRO_SCEN Wall 164200 PRO_SCEN Exhaust Port 164300 PRO_SCEN Desk 164400 PRO_SCEN Desk 164500 PRO_SCEN Stairs Down 164600 PRO_SCEN Stairs Up 164700 PRO_SCEN Stairs Up 164800 PRO_SCEN Stairs Up 164900 PRO_SCEN Mainframe Computer 165000 PRO_SCEN Mainframe Computer 165100 PRO_SCEN Mainframe Computer 165200 PRO_SCEN Caravan Office Sign 165300 PRO_SCEN Coffin Table 165400 PRO_SCEN Coffin Table 165500 PRO_SCEN Mine Elevator 165600 PRO_SCEN Mine Elevator 165700 PRO_SCEN Flagpole 165800 PRO_SCEN NCR Flag 165900 PRO_SCEN Poseidon Gasoline Sign 166000 PRO_SCEN Stairs Down 166100 PRO_SCEN Clinic Sign 166200 PRO_SCEN Corrections Center Sign 166300 PRO_SCEN Customs Sign 166400 PRO_SCEN Customs Sign 166500 PRO_SCEN Greeting Office Sign 166600 PRO_SCEN Happy Harry's Sign 166700 PRO_SCEN The Hole Sign 166800 PRO_SCEN Information Center Sign 166900 PRO_SCEN Information Center Sign 167000 PRO_SCEN Vault City Logo 167100 PRO_SCEN Main Council Sign 167200 PRO_SCEN Main Council Sign 167300 PRO_SCEN Maintenance Center 167400 PRO_SCEN Parlor Room Sign 167500 PRO_SCEN Tap House Sign 167600 PRO_SCEN Westin Ranch Sign 167700 PRO_SCEN Amenities Sign 167800 PRO_SCEN Building A Sign 167900 PRO_SCEN Building B Sign 168000 PRO_SCEN Servant Allocation Center 168100 PRO_SCEN Servant Allocation Center 168200 PRO_SCEN Amenities Office Sign 168300 PRO_SCEN Amenities Office Sign 168400 PRO_SCEN Mine Elevator 168500 PRO_SCEN Mine Elevator 168600 PRO_SCEN Mine Elevator 168700 PRO_SCEN Mine Elevator 168800 PRO_SCEN Vertibird 168900 PRO_SCEN Vertibird 169000 PRO_SCEN Vertibird 169100 PRO_SCEN Vertibird 169200 PRO_SCEN Vertibird 169300 PRO_SCEN Shadow 169400 PRO_SCEN Shadow 169500 PRO_SCEN Shadow 169600 PRO_SCEN Shadow 169700 PRO_SCEN Crashed Vertibird 169800 PRO_SCEN Crashed Vertibird 169900 PRO_SCEN Crashed Vertibird 170000 PRO_SCEN Crashed Vertibird 170100 PRO_SCEN Crashed Vertibird 170200 PRO_SCEN Crashed Vertibird 170300 PRO_SCEN Shadow 170400 PRO_SCEN Shadow 170500 PRO_SCEN Shadow 170600 PRO_SCEN Destroyed Bridge 170601 PRO_SCEN You see what's left of the Arroyo bridge. There's no way back to the village now. 170700 PRO_SCEN Destroyed Bridge 170701 PRO_SCEN You see what's left of the Arroyo bridge. There's no way back to the village now. 170800 PRO_SCEN Canyon 170900 PRO_SCEN Door 171000 PRO_SCEN Door 171100 PRO_SCEN Wall 171200 PRO_SCEN Wall 171300 PRO_SCEN Wall 171400 PRO_SCEN Wall 171500 PRO_SCEN Wall 171600 PRO_SCEN Wall 171700 PRO_SCEN Wall 171800 PRO_SCEN Wall 171900 PRO_SCEN Air Vent 172000 PRO_SCEN Air Vent 172100 PRO_SCEN Bullet Proof Glass 172200 PRO_SCEN Bullet Proof Glass 172300 PRO_SCEN Bullet Proof Glass 172400 PRO_SCEN Heavy Laser Turret 172500 PRO_SCEN Heavy Laser Turret 172600 PRO_SCEN Rocks 172700 PRO_SCEN Rocks 172800 PRO_SCEN Rocks 172900 PRO_SCEN Rocks 173000 PRO_SCEN Rocks 173100 PRO_SCEN Rocks 173200 PRO_SCEN Rocks 173300 PRO_SCEN Rocks 173400 PRO_SCEN Rocks 173500 PRO_SCEN Rocks 173600 PRO_SCEN Rocks 173700 PRO_SCEN Becky's Casino Sign 173800 PRO_SCEN Becky's Sign 173900 PRO_SCEN Last Gasp Saloon Sign 174000 PRO_SCEN Mom's Diner Sign 174100 PRO_SCEN Slaver's Guild Sign 174200 PRO_SCEN Survival/Gear Locker Sign 174300 PRO_SCEN Tubby's Sign 174400 PRO_SCEN Tubby's Sign 174500 PRO_SCEN Mine Elevator Gate 174600 PRO_SCEN Fan 174700 PRO_SCEN Fan 174800 PRO_SCEN President's Office Door 174900 PRO_SCEN Eye Chart 175000 PRO_SCEN Ruins 175100 PRO_SCEN Guardian of Forever 175200 PRO_SCEN Out of Order Sign 175300 PRO_SCEN Collapsed Floor 175400 PRO_SCEN Toilet 175500 PRO_SCEN Cross 175600 PRO_SCEN Wall 175700 PRO_SCEN Wall 175800 PRO_SCEN Wall 175900 PRO_SCEN Wall 176000 PRO_SCEN Wall 176100 PRO_SCEN Wall 176200 PRO_SCEN Wall 176300 PRO_SCEN Wall 176400 PRO_SCEN Building 176500 PRO_SCEN Building 176600 PRO_SCEN Building 176700 PRO_SCEN Building 176800 PRO_SCEN Building 176900 PRO_SCEN Building 177000 PRO_SCEN Steel Supports 177100 PRO_SCEN Steel Supports 177200 PRO_SCEN Steel Supports 177300 PRO_SCEN Water 177400 PRO_SCEN Water 177500 PRO_SCEN Water 177600 PRO_SCEN Water 177700 PRO_SCEN Water 177800 PRO_SCEN Water 177900 PRO_SCEN Waterfall 178000 PRO_SCEN Road 178100 PRO_SCEN Road 178200 PRO_SCEN Road 178300 PRO_SCEN Road 178400 PRO_SCEN Road 178500 PRO_SCEN Road 178600 PRO_SCEN Road 178700 PRO_SCEN Bridge Support 178800 PRO_SCEN Bridge Support 178900 PRO_SCEN Bridge Support 179000 PRO_SCEN Fence 179100 PRO_SCEN Lamp 179200 PRO_SCEN Lamp 179300 PRO_SCEN Dead Whale 179301 PRO_SCEN This whale appeared to have fallen from a great height. 179400 PRO_SCEN Dead Whale 179401 PRO_SCEN This whale appeared to have fallen from a great height. 179500 PRO_SCEN Whale Fin 179501 PRO_SCEN The fin of a dead whale. 179600 PRO_SCEN Whale Eye 179601 PRO_SCEN The eye of a dead whale. 179700 PRO_SCEN Whale Chunk 179701 PRO_SCEN A chunk of whale! 179800 PRO_SCEN Whale Chunk 179801 PRO_SCEN A chunk of whale! 179900 PRO_SCEN Whale Chunk 179901 PRO_SCEN A chunk of whale! 180000 PRO_SCEN Whale Chunk 180001 PRO_SCEN A chunk of whale! 180100 PRO_SCEN Whale Chunk 180101 PRO_SCEN A chunk of whale! 180200 PRO_SCEN Boss Legs 180300 PRO_SCEN Rocks 180400 PRO_SCEN Rocks 180500 PRO_SCEN Rocks 180600 PRO_SCEN Rocks 180700 PRO_SCEN Tannery Sign 180800 PRO_SCEN Rose's B&B Sign 180900 PRO_SCEN Vortis Holding Sign 181000 PRO_SCEN Vortis Holding Sign 181100 PRO_SCEN Great Wamamingo Mine Sign 181200 PRO_SCEN Ascorti's Sign 181300 PRO_SCEN Crashed Shuttle 181301 PRO_SCEN A space vehicle of some kind. It looks like it crashed here recently. 181400 PRO_SCEN Coffin 181500 PRO_SCEN Stockman's Assoc. Sign 181600 PRO_SCEN Slaughter-House Sign 181700 PRO_SCEN Plank 181800 PRO_SCEN Wood Door 181900 PRO_SCEN Wood Door 182000 PRO_SCEN Cola Fridge 182100 PRO_SCEN Cola Fridge 182200 PRO_SCEN Stove 182300 PRO_SCEN Stove 182400 PRO_SCEN Stove 182500 PRO_SCEN Stove 182600 PRO_SCEN Stuff 182700 PRO_SCEN Stuff 182800 PRO_SCEN Stuff 182900 PRO_SCEN Stuff 183000 PRO_SCEN Stuff 183100 PRO_SCEN Stuff 183200 PRO_SCEN Stuff 183300 PRO_SCEN Stuff 183400 PRO_SCEN President's Chair 183500 PRO_SCEN Stairs 183600 PRO_SCEN World Map 183700 PRO_SCEN Situation Map 183800 PRO_SCEN War Room Table 183900 PRO_SCEN Council Room Table 184000 PRO_SCEN Council Room Table 184100 PRO_SCEN War Room Table 184200 PRO_SCEN Tree 184300 PRO_SCEN Tree 184400 PRO_SCEN Ramp 184500 PRO_SCEN Golden Globes Porn Sign 184600 PRO_SCEN Ship Wheel 184700 PRO_SCEN Ship Speed Control 184800 PRO_SCEN Comm Station 184900 PRO_SCEN Computer Console 185000 PRO_SCEN Viewport Shutters 185100 PRO_SCEN Steam 100 PRO_TILE Tile Eraser 1100 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163100 PRO_WALL Doorway 163200 PRO_WALL Doorway 163300 PRO_WALL Wall 100 QCBIRD You see a small nervous-looking man. 101 QCBIRD You see Vice-President Bird. 102 QCBIRD You see a small nervous-looking man, wearing a food-stained suit. 103 QCBIRD Here are some of our gallant troopers. What are you doing in the Vice-President's office? 104 QCBIRD Hello, trooper. What are you doing in the Vice-President's office? 105 QCBIRD You look familiar. Have I spoken with you before? Well, no matter. Just what are you doing in the Vice-President's office? 106 QCBIRD The what? 107 QCBIRD Uh, I'm just on a routine patrol, uh, Sir. 108 QCBIRD I'm looking for intruders. 109 QCBIRD I'm just here to double-check on our secret plans. 110 QCBIRD I'm here to kill you. 111 QCBIRD Carry on then, trooper. Carry on. You lads are doing a great service. We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. 112 QCBIRD Huh? 113 QCBIRD Uh, yes. Well, I better complete my patrol. Goodbye. 114 QCBIRD Hmm, tell me, how do you spell potato? With an 'E,' or without? 115 QCBIRD Hmm, tell me, how do you spell subtle? With a 'B,' or without? 116 QCBIRD Hmm, tell me, how do you spell California? With a 'K,' or without? 117 QCBIRD Hmm, tell me, how do you spell tomato? With an 'E,' or without? 118 QCBIRD Hmm, tell me, how do you spell psycho? With a 'P,' or without? 119 QCBIRD Uh, with. 120 QCBIRD Without, of course. 121 QCBIRD Of course you do, of course. Any loyal citizen of these great United States would do the same. 122 QCBIRD Why is that? 123 QCBIRD I've got work to do. Goodbye. 124 QCBIRD Carry on, trooper. The future will be better tomorrow. 125 QCBIRD What do you mean by that? 126 QCBIRD Not for you it won't. I'm exterminating all pompous slugs in the Enclave and you're next. 127 QCBIRD Uh, yeah. Whatever. Goodbye. 128 QCBIRD We have to work together because if we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. 129 QCBIRD Maybe your failure wouldn't be such a bad thing. 130 QCBIRD Well, I better be going now. 131 QCBIRD You won't get away with it. 132 QCBIRD We'll just see about that. 133 QCBIRD Why not? 134 QCBIRD One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Vice President, and that one word is 'to be prepared.' 135 QCBIRD Just what are you prepared for? 136 QCBIRD Isn't that three words? 'Preparedness' is one word. Isn't that what you meant? 137 QCBIRD Perhaps that's best. Keep it brief. After all, verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things. 138 QCBIRD Imagine that. 139 QCBIRD I need to leave now. Goodbye. 140 QCBIRD I mean that we don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward. 141 QCBIRD Isn't that the only way to go? 142 QCBIRD Well you can't be too careful, after all, people that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. 143 QCBIRD Yes, I can see that. 144 QCBIRD What impact are you planning to have on history? 145 QCBIRD Yes, I like that direction. I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future. So, by all means, let's go in that direction. 146 QCBIRD Uh, yes. 147 QCBIRD I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change. 148 QCBIRD The polluted environment of the Wastes could use a little freedom for a change. 149 QCBIRD I can't take it any more. You've just got to be killed. 150 QCBIRD Don't be silly. It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. 151 QCBIRD I really have to be going. 152 QCBIRD You wouldn't be so flippant about it if you were on the mainland. 153 QCBIRD Well, that's just the thing. The Enclave is a man-made island surrounded by water. 154 QCBIRD You think you're immune to what happens here. You're stuck on the same planet with the rest of us. 155 QCBIRD Did you forget to add something to that statement? Like a point. 156 QCBIRD I'm Vice-President Daniel Bird. Damn glad to meet you. 157 QCBIRD You're just another part of the whole problem here. 158 QCBIRD You're a nutcase. 159 QCBIRD I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican. 160 QCBIRD Like I said, part of the problem. 161 QCBIRD Ah, I see. Well, as you may know, I've long thought that it's time for the human race to enter the solar system. 162 QCBIRD Aren't we all ready in the�. Uh, to go *where*? 163 QCBIRD How would we do that? 164 QCBIRD I think that maybe Mars would be nice because Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe. 165 QCBIRD I didn't expect such a, uh, *complete* answer. 166 QCBIRD You've lost your mind. 167 QCBIRD What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. 168 QCBIRD I'd say it's *usually* a waste. But, in your case I'm willing to make an exception. 169 QCBIRD What the hell did you just say? 170 QCBIRD That's it. I've wasted enough time. Goodbye. 171 QCBIRD For NASA, space is still a high priority. 172 QCBIRD I see, and where would we be going then? 173 QCBIRD That's not true, Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child. That's the key to the solution of all our problems-we need a return to family values. 174 QCBIRD What you and the Enclave are up to has nothing to do with family values. 175 QCBIRD I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. 176 QCBIRD Don't you understand, you'll create another holocaust if you continue. 177 QCBIRD You're quite mad. You do realize that don't you? 178 QCBIRD The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. 179 QCBIRD You're a flipping loony. 180 QCBIRD Someone's got to put you out of my misery. Say your prayers, Bird. 181 QCBIRD I've got to get out of here. 182 QCBIRD P-O-T-A-T-O-E 183 QCBIRD P-O-T-A-T-O 184 QCBIRD T-O-M-A-T-O-E 185 QCBIRD T-O-M-A-T-O 186 QCBIRD Where did my two gallons of strawberry ice-cream go? 187 QCBIRD The Caine is my ship. Mine, do you here me? 188 QCBIRD You're all against me, aren't you? Aren't you? 189 QCBIRD Fast as fast can be, they won't catch me. 190 QCBIRD Pretty, pretty. 191 QCBIRD Shiny. 192 QCBIRD No, mommy, I didn't do it. Don't hit me again! 193 QCBIRD Mother! Where are you mother? 194 QCBIRD I don't want to be the patient this time. 195 QCBIRD No, not the needles, anything but the needles. 100 QCCURLNG You see a very tired looking man in a white coat. 101 QCCURLNG You see Dr. Curling, head of the United States Chemical Corps. 102 QCCURLNG You see a man in a chemical-stained lab-coat. 103 QCCURLNG What are you doing out? 104 QCCURLNG I think we better get you back in your cell. 105 QCCURLNG Guards! We've got another one loose. 106 QCCURLNG Wait here, I'll call someone to take care of you. 107 QCCURLNG Interesting. I didn't realize that the toxin made them dumber. 108 QCCURLNG Hello? Hello. Is there anybody in there? 109 QCCURLNG How did you get in here, anyway? 110 QCCURLNG Get out of my lab, trooper. 111 QCCURLNG This isn't part of your patrol route. 112 QCCURLNG Get out of here, or I'll call your sergeant. 113 QCCURLNG Keep moving, trooper. 114 QCCURLNG I didn't report any trouble here. 115 QCCURLNG Welcome to the Chemical Corps section, trooper. I'm Lt. Col. Dr. Charles Curling. Now that we've been introduced - get the hell out of my lab. 116 QCCURLNG I'm not who you think I am. I'm 117 QCCURLNG from Arroyo and we've got something to talk about. 118 QCCURLNG Sorry, sir. My mistake. Goodbye. 119 QCCURLNG Alarm stations everyone. 120 QCCURLNG Get out of my way! 121 QCCURLNG Clear for action! 122 QCCURLNG Get out of here, I'm too busy to deal with you. 123 QCCURLNG Didn't you hear the alarm? 124 QCCURLNG Run for cover! The alarm has sounded! 125 QCCURLNG I hope there are enough lifeboats. 126 QCCURLNG Everybody out! 127 QCCURLNG Well, 128 QCCURLNG , I don't know how you escaped your cell but I don't think we have anything to talk about. 129 QCCURLNG That's where you're wrong. A couple of times. 130 QCCURLNG You're right. I'm just here to kill you. 131 QCCURLNG You may be right. Goodbye. 132 QCCURLNG I'm Lt. Col. Dr. Charles Curling, United States Chemical Corps. And just who the holy hell are you? 133 QCCURLNG I'm your worst nightmare-a mutant with a gun and an attitude. 134 QCCURLNG I'm 135 QCCURLNG of Arroyo, and we've got something to talk about. 136 QCCURLNG I'm someone that needs to talk to you. 137 QCCURLNG You need to talk to me? Who are you and why should I spend time talking to you? 138 QCCURLNG I'm from Arroyo and I need to talk to you about saving thousands of lives. 139 QCCURLNG I'm 140 QCCURLNG and you better talk to me because I'm holding all the aces here. 141 QCCURLNG You're right. There's nothing for us to talk about. You're a dead-man anyway. 142 QCCURLNG Carry on, doctor. I'll be leaving you now. Goodbye. 143 QCCURLNG The final resort of all tiny-minded primitives. It's so easy to see what separates you from real humans like us. 144 QCCURLNG You're so damn sure of yourself, aren't you? 145 QCCURLNG You fucking bigot. You need to be put away, right now. 146 QCCURLNG I don't see that there's much I need to talk about with a mutant. Soon, when real humans retake the planet for their own, you'll just be another unfortunate reminder of the war. 147 QCCURLNG Real humans? What are you talking about? I'm as human as you are. 148 QCCURLNG I've got an unfortunate reminder for you, right here in my holster. 149 QCCURLNG Guards! Help! Guards! 150 QCCURLNG Guards! Heeeelllllp! 151 QCCURLNG Help needed in Chemical section! Urgent! 152 QCCURLNG Guards! Alarm! Guards! 153 QCCURLNG Shouldn't I be? Our research on the villagers clearly shows changes to their DNA. It's a natural result of all the background radiation. 154 QCCURLNG So what if our DNA is a little different? 155 QCCURLNG I don't know what that means exactly, but so what if we're a little different? 156 QCCURLNG No, not really. You're actually rather different, at least your DNA is. A rather unfortunate effect of generations of background radiation, I assume. 157 QCCURLNG So what if our DNA is a little different? 158 QCCURLNG I don't know what that means, but so what if we're a little different? 159 QCCURLNG Oh, your DNA, is more than just a *little* different. It's quite different. If I weren't so pressed for time by the Project I'd be interested in running further tests on your people, other than the F.E.V. toxicological study, of course. Fascinating work really. 160 QCCURLNG What did you want to know about? 161 QCCURLNG How's our DNA different? 162 QCCURLNG You're running tests on my tribe? 163 QCCURLNG What the hell is "the Project?" 164 QCCURLNG I've heard enough. You need to be put down like a rabid gecko. Goodbye, asshole. 165 QCCURLNG There are a number of, primarily, very subtle changes. I haven't had time to look into the ramifications of the changes yet though. Also, I'd have to backtrack to isolate your initial gene-stock before I could hazard any ideas on the direction the changes are taking. All in all though, the information is clear enough. 166 QCCURLNG What is clear enough? What information? 167 QCCURLNG Yeah, maybe. Let me ask you something else, doctor. 168 QCCURLNG Why the information that you and your tribe are no longer human, of course. Since your tribe has only been out of a vault (let's see Vault 13 wasn't it?) for some eighty-odd years, anyone out longer is certain to have been even more compromised. Yes, I'm afraid that the conclusion is unavoidable. 169 QCCURLNG Conclusion? What conclusion? 170 QCCURLNG Why, I thought that I had made myself perfectly clear. The conclusion that you, and all your kind, are no longer human. In order to retake the earth and to maintain the integrity of the human race, all you mutants will have to be destroyed. 171 QCCURLNG Destroyed? What do you mean? 172 QCCURLNG The Project that the Enclave has dedicated itself to these past several decades has been the reestablishment of the human race upon the continental United States. God Bless America. 173 QCCURLNG That doesn't sound as though it would take decades to achieve. 174 QCCURLNG I've heard enough of that. Let me ask you something else. 175 QCCURLNG Oh, just establishing an outpost wouldn't take long. We've all ready done that at Navarro. But it has taken a long time to work out the proper method for the eradication procedure. 176 QCCURLNG Eradication procedure? 177 QCCURLNG Why yes, we can't move back to the mainland only to risk contamination by all of the mutated near-humans there. In order to make the United States safe for humanity, all of the mutants must first be exterminated. 178 QCCURLNG What!?! Are you insane? That's monstrous? 179 QCCURLNG Exterminated? How are you going to do that? 180 QCCURLNG I don't think so. I prefer to see it as social Darwinism at its finest. The survival of those best able to assure their own reproduction. The success of future generations, of the whole human race, depends upon us. 181 QCCURLNG Change is probably the one universal constant. Just because we're different doesn't make us bad. If anything, we're living proof of humanity's resilience. As such, we deserve to survive even *more* than your people do. 182 QCCURLNG Have you stopped to consider that even though we're different that we're just as human as you are? 183 QCCURLNG You aren't going to have any future generations, doc. 'Cause you're going to be dead. 184 QCCURLNG I hadn't ever stopped to think about it that way�. Please, give me a minute, while I think this over very carefully. 185 QCCURLNG That's OK. Take your time, doctor. It's a big concept to swallow. 186 QCCURLNG You don't have a minute. Your time's been up for a while all ready. Goodbye, asshole. 187 QCCURLNG That's preposterous. You're no more like me than a mutated, two-headed, cow is like a normal heifer. 188 QCCURLNG If there were mono-headed cows at one time, they've long since died out. But the cow, as a species, has survived and grown stronger. Change is an integral part of the natural order. 189 QCCURLNG Killing everyone on the mainland is just plain wrong. 190 QCCURLNG I'm tired of all your bull. Time to meet your maker, Dr. Death. 191 QCCURLNG You're kind clearly isn't capable of understanding what I'm trying to tell you. It's hopeless. You should leave now. 192 QCCURLNG Well, I tried. Time to die, bigot. 193 QCCURLNG All right, I'm going. One of us is hopeless and I don't think it's me. Goodbye. 194 QCCURLNG Toxicological studies on the effectiveness of the F.E.V. toxin, yes. 195 QCCURLNG The F.E.V. toxin? What's that? 196 QCCURLNG Let me ask you about something else. 197 QCCURLNG The F.E.V. toxin. It's the perfect solution for this difficult problem. 198 QCCURLNG What's the F.E.V. toxin? 199 QCCURLNG Wait a minute. Let me ask you something else. 200 QCCURLNG One of our patrols found the research data, and several samples, about the F.E.V. virus in a former military research base that had been almost completely destroyed. 201 QCCURLNG Okay, now I know where you found it, but what does it do? 202 QCCURLNG The F.E.V. was initially designed as a virus that was supposed to turn humans into super-soldiers. That experiment seems to have been an utter failure, although I did try a modification of the virus on one of our Secret Service agents with some success. 203 QCCURLNG Great for you, but how does that have anything to do with eradicating everyone? 204 QCCURLNG Oh, yes, well, I was getting to that�.The F.E.V. virus bond is species specific, it will only bond with human glyco-proteins. It only took a few years to tweak the F.E.V. virus to make it more lethal than it all ready was. The result was just what the doctor ordered, perfect in every way. 205 QCCURLNG Perfect? How so? 206 QCCURLNG Isn't it obvious, my mutated friend? The F.E.V. is, thanks to me, a lethal toxin, and thanks to some mysterious genius named, rather dramatically, the Master, it only works on humans, mutated or not. 207 QCCURLNG So? 208 QCCURLNG That means that we have the perfect disposal device for all of the near-human mutants infecting the globe. 209 QCCURLNG I still don't understand how that's *perfect.* 210 QCCURLNG I've got to ask you about some of your other crazy ideas. 211 QCCURLNG The F.E.V. toxin will only attack to humans, leaving everything else alive, better still, within a month all the mutants will be dead and the F.E.V. toxin will die out as soon as it runs out of hosts. 212 QCCURLNG There can't be enough verti-birds here to spread the toxin all over the globe. 213 QCCURLNG I'm going to make you a host to some high-energy projectiles. Say your prayers. 214 QCCURLNG You're right, there aren't. But we don't need them. We have a release system that will spray the F.E.V. toxin straight from the vats to the outside atmosphere. The jetstream will take care of the rest. Global saturation within two weeks. 215 QCCURLNG Two weeks? 216 QCCURLNG Yes, two weeks for the virus to spread, another month or so for it to run its course and then the United States will be ready for recolonization by real humans. Our species will have been saved. 217 QCCURLNG You really think you're doing the right thing don't you? 218 QCCURLNG Aren't you the great humanitarian. I've got to get out of here before I have to kill you. Goodbye. 219 QCCURLNG Your species may make it but you're sure not going to. 220 QCCURLNG Yes, I do. There is no price too high to pay for the survival of one's species. 221 QCCURLNG I'd agree with you on that. Has it occurred to you that the *mutants* as you call them are just another type of human? 222 QCCURLNG I'd have to agree with you, doc. I think I'll strike a blow for us mutants. Starting with you! 223 QCCURLNG I told you I need a moment to think this over. 224 QCCURLNG I really do need some time to think. 225 QCCURLNG This isn't a snap-decision. 226 QCCURLNG I've got to think about this. 227 QCCURLNG Give me a moment won't you? 228 QCCURLNG I hate to admit this but you may be right. What we've been planning all along just isn't right. I was so blinded by trying to overcome the obstacles that I didn't think about the morality of my quest. 229 QCCURLNG Well, now that you've thought about it. You should destroy the toxin. 230 QCCURLNG That might�. No, that wouldn't work. 231 QCCURLNG Why not? 232 QCCURLNG Because they'd just start over. Even with me dead, there's enough data between here and Navarro to assure that they could replicate my work. Only something more drastic will be enough. 233 QCCURLNG More drastic? What do you mean? 234 QCCURLNG The Enclave must be destroyed. Completely destroyed. If we're not, then we'll just pick up the pieces and start over somewhere else. 235 QCCURLNG I'm sorry to hear that. Uh, Doctor, how do you suggest that the Enclave be destroyed? 236 QCCURLNG I think that the best way is to just release the F.E.V. toxin into the air-filtration system. Since the Enclave is a sealed system that should take care of everyone. 237 QCCURLNG What about my people? Or me? Or you, for that matter? 238 QCCURLNG I can release the antidote into the air-system for all the cells. The detention level is served by a separate air system from the rest of the Enclave. Everyone will think that I'm just running another test. You, I can inoculate directly, here and now. (he reaches for you with a syringe) 239 QCCURLNG Ouch, thanks Doc. What happens when the F.E.V. toxin is released? 240 QCCURLNG Hey, wait a minute, you're not sticking me with that thing! 241 QCCURLNG It's not pretty. You should leave as soon as possible. But I'd rather have the weight of a thousand on my conscience than several hundred-thousand. Our time is through here. We had our chance. 242 QCCURLNG How can I free my people from the detention area? 243 QCCURLNG You should probably shut down the power. I know that the reactor is controlled by a large computer near the reactor bay but I don't know exactly what you'd need to do to shut the reactor down. 244 QCCURLNG Thanks for the information you've given me. Your sacrifice will be remembered by all the peoples of the earth. 245 QCCURLNG About time for you to come to your senses you old coot. Now get moving. 246 QCCURLNG When the stars threw down their spears, 247 QCCURLNG And water'd heaven with their tears, 248 QCCURLNG Did he smile his work to see? 249 QCCURLNG Did he who made the Lamb make thee? 250 QCCURLNG Huh? 251 QCCURLNG Oh, just something I remembered from a long dead poet. I was wondering if there's still a place for those who've worked towards such a dark end for so long. Our time is over, yours has just begun. Get going! 252 QCCURLNG Oh, okay, thanks for all your help, doctor. You're a brave man. 253 QCCURLNG You're a loony - but a useful loony. Goodbye. 254 QCCURLNG Get going! 255 QCCURLNG Get out of here. 256 QCCURLNG Move it! 257 QCCURLNG You don't have time for this! 258 QCCURLNG Go, while you still can! 259 QCCURLNG Don't you understand? Without it you'll be dead in a matter of hours. 260 QCCURLNG Oh, well, if that's the case. Stick away, doc. What happens when the F.E.V. toxin is released? 261 QCCURLNG No needles, no way, no how. I'll take my chances. 262 QCCURLNG You'll never make it to free your people unless you're inoculated. What's the matter? Afraid of a little prick? 100 QCFRANK You see a huge man-like armored figure. 101 QCFRANK You see Secret Service agent Frank Horrigan. 102 QCFRANK You see a huge man-like creature glaring at you with a look of pure hatred. 103 QCFRANK You're not getting out of here alive, mutie. 104 QCFRANK You damn mutant. 105 QCFRANK Red mutant! 106 QCFRANK You've destroyed us all. 107 QCFRANK You're going to pay for what you've done. 108 QCFRANK You (cough), you haven't won here. You and your mutie-bastard friends are gonna join me in a big ol' mushroom cloud sendoff. I just triggered the self-destruct. (Heh, heh; cough, cough,�) The work will go on. You didn't do nothing here, 'cept seal your own death warrants. Duty, (cough) honor... courage... Semper Fiiiii��.. 109 QCFRANK You (cough), you haven't won here. You and your mutie-bastard friends are gonna join me in a big ol' mushroom cloud sendoff. I just triggered the self-destruct. (Heh, heh, cough, cough,�) The work will go on. You didn't do nothing here, 'cept seal your own death warrants. Duty, (cough) honor... courage... Semper Fiiiii��.. 110 QCFRANK Uh-oh. Bad happen here. Me run ship now. 111 QCFRANK I better get to the ship and get the hell out of here. 112 QCFRANK You've gotten a lot farther than you should have, but then you haven't met Frank Horrigan either. Your ride's over, mutie. Time to die. 113 QCFRANK I'm going past you whether you like it or not. 114 QCFRANK Can't we talk this over? 115 QCFRANK Dumping the F.E.V. toxin into our air doesn't make you a hero. You're just another mutant that needs to be put down. 116 QCFRANK Making our reactor melt-down means things are going to be pretty hot in here soon. Pity you won't live long enough to see it. You're not a hero, you're just a walking corpse. 117 QCFRANK You talk the talk but can you walk the walk? I don't think so. 118 QCFRANK Wait a minute! Hold on! Can't we talk this over? 119 QCFRANK We just did. Time for talking's over. 120 QCFRANK So be it. 121 QCFRANK Wait! 140 QCFRANK You mutant scum! Just like you to try a trick like that. It won't help you though, nothing will now. 141 QCFRANK I'm going past you and there's nothing you can do about it. 142 QCFRANK Wait, let's talk this over. 130 QCFRANK Me, Frank Horrigan, that's who. United States Secret Service. You aren't going anywhere from here. 131 QCFRANK I'm going past you whether you like it or not. 132 QCFRANK Hold on, let's talk this over. 133 QCFRANK I'm not going anywhere 'til I stomp your ugly mug out of existence. 134 QCFRANK Huh? Frank who? 135 QCFRANK There's only one mutant here, and that's you. Time to die, freak. 100 QCGENCIT You see a person in a vault suit. 101 QCGENCIT You see a citizen of the Enclave. 102 QCGENCIT You see a pale but healthy looking citizen. 103 QCGENCIT Might as well rest a bit. 104 QCGENCIT Wonder what the safety movie is tonight? 105 QCGENCIT What are you? 106 QCGENCIT The weather's always the same here. 107 QCGENCIT The Project is proceeding well. 108 QCGENCIT It's a shame about Vice-President Bird. 109 QCGENCIT My next shift isn't for a few hours yet. 110 QCGENCIT God bless America. 111 QCGENCIT The Project is our salvation. 112 QCGENCIT I'm sure glad I'm not on the mainland. 113 QCGENCIT Just another drill. 114 QCGENCIT What's all that racket? 115 QCGENCIT That's the reactor alarm. 116 QCGENCIT Uh, oh. 117 QCGENCIT Better find some Rad-X, again. 118 QCGENCIT That thing's always breaking down. 119 QCGENCIT I feel sunburnt. 120 QCGENCIT Is it getting hotter in here? 121 QCGENCIT This isn't good. 122 QCGENCIT Shit, shit, shit. 123 QCGENCIT Where's my breather mask? 124 QCGENCIT Something smells funny. 125 QCGENCIT I don't feel too good. 126 QCGENCIT The air burns my throat. 127 QCGENCIT Man, do I have some nasty heartburn. 128 QCGENCIT My lungs are on fire. 129 QCGENCIT I think I need a breathe of fresh air. 130 QCGENCIT Is it getting darker in here? 131 QCGENCIT So sleepy, must rest. 132 QCGENCIT I think I'll just sit down for a bit. 133 QCGENCIT Another drill? 134 QCGENCIT I thought I heard gunfire. 135 QCGENCIT Hey, who're you? 136 QCGENCIT Halt! Who goes there? 137 QCGENCIT I get so tired of these drills all the time. 138 QCGENCIT Yeah, like I'd recognize an intruder. 139 QCGENCIT Don't worry about it. 140 QCGENCIT The troopers will take care of us. 141 QCGENCIT Where's a trooper when you need one? 142 QCGENCIT I just need to stay calm - stay calm. 143 QCGENCIT I'll never finish this. 144 QCGENCIT I'd sure rather be somewhere else. 145 QCGENCIT That terminal operator was kind of cute. 146 QCGENCIT This doesn't make sense. 147 QCGENCIT I'm underpaid for this. 148 QCGENCIT I'm doing everyone else's work. 149 QCGENCIT Why don't people do what they're supposed to? 150 QCGENCIT Just hit a terminal if it doesn't work-fixes 'em every time. 151 QCGENCIT This pong game is cool. Hope nobody catches me. 100 QCGENGRD You see a person in powered armor. 101 QCGENGRD You see an Enclave trooper. 102 QCGENGRD You see a person in very advanced-looking powered armor. 103 QCGENGRD Who goes there? 104 QCGENGRD Move on. 105 QCGENGRD What are you looking at? 106 QCGENGRD Move along. 107 QCGENGRD No loitering. 108 QCGENGRD I'll put you on report. 109 QCGENGRD Get back to work. 110 QCGENGRD Do you have clearance for this section? 111 QCGENGRD Can't park it here, bub. 112 QCGENGRD Keep on keeping on. 113 QCGENGRD Button up. 114 QCGENGRD This is no drill, repeat, no drill. 115 QCGENGRD Start containment procedues. 116 QCGENGRD Get yourself into a clear area. Now! 117 QCGENGRD We've got a hazardous situation here. 118 QCGENGRD You better get yourself to cover. 119 QCGENGRD Didn't you notice the alarm? 120 QCGENGRD Rads or toxins, what a great day. 121 QCGENGRD Some days it don't pay to get out of bed. 122 QCGENGRD Every inspection's a parade. 123 QCGENGRD I love my work. 124 QCGENGRD Did you hear something? 125 QCGENGRD My feet are *killing* me. 126 QCGENGRD So, did you hear the one about the new second louie? 127 QCGENGRD Nothing ever happens here anyway. 128 QCGENGRD I sure wish something exciting would happen. 129 QCGENGRD I hear that the Vice-President's real sick, as in the head. 130 QCGENGRD You aren't asleep are you? 131 QCGENGRD Radio check. Check , check. You reading me? 132 QCGENGRD (Yawwwwn) 133 QCGENGRD Hey, poker game tonight. Man, do I feel lucky too. 134 QCGENGRD Stay alert people. 135 QCGENGRD Keep sharp. 136 QCGENGRD This is no drill. 137 QCGENGRD Get the civilians to safety. 138 QCGENGRD Check the perimeter. 139 QCGENGRD All units report in. 140 QCGENGRD They're close, I can sense it. 141 QCGENGRD Stay frosty, people. 142 QCGENGRD We've got a job to do here. 143 QCGENGRD You bet, sarge. 144 QCGENGRD Yes, sir. 145 QCGENGRD Section B, all clear. 146 QCGENGRD Corridor clear. 147 QCGENGRD Returning to duty station. 148 QCGENGRD Bravo team reporting in. 149 QCGENGRD Gamma team reporting in. 150 QCGENGRD ./~Shines the name, shines the name, shines the name of Rodger Young ./~ 151 QCGENGRD Awright, who's smacking gum into the headset? 152 QCGENGRD Stop stompin' those grapes. 153 QCGENGRD ./~ Jody's home now, smokin' grass ./~ Jody's pumpin' your wife's�./~ 154 QCGENGRD ./~ Sound off, 1-2-3-4, bring it on down ./~ 155 QCGENGRD Level 2, all clear. 156 QCGENGRD Sector 7, clear. 100 QCGENPRS You see a glum person in a vault suit. 101 QCGENPRS You see a prisoner from Vault 13. 102 QCGENPRS You see a very pale person wearing a Vault 13 vault suit. 103 QCGENPRS You see a member of your tribe. 104 QCGENPRS You see a fellow tribemember. 105 QCGENPRS You see a member of your tribe, they don't look well. 106 QCGENPRS This place is too rusty to be a vault. 107 QCGENPRS I think I can hear the ocean. 108 QCGENPRS Have you talked to Martin Frobisher? 109 QCGENPRS You should talk to Martin. 110 QCGENPRS Martin's our spokesman, you should talk to him. 111 QCGENPRS Mr. Frobisher is in the first cell. 112 QCGENPRS They don't even have any entertainment tapes here. 113 QCGENPRS I demand to talk to someone about the food quality. 114 QCGENPRS Great, now they threaten us with strange savages. 115 QCGENPRS Did you escape? 116 QCGENPRS How did you get out? 117 QCGENPRS You sound like the Chosen One. 118 QCGENPRS Are you- are you the Chosen One? 119 QCGENPRS You should talk to the Elder. 120 QCGENPRS The Elder said you would save us! 121 QCGENPRS Have you talked to the Elder yet? 122 QCGENPRS The Elder's in the first cell. You should talk to her. 123 QCGENPRS Talk to the Elder. 124 QCGENPRS Free us! 125 QCGENPRS Get us out of here. 126 QCGENPRS I can't take these walls anymore. 127 QCGENPRS I yearn to feel the wind on my face once more. 128 QCGENPRS Free us, Chosen One! 129 QCGENPRS The Chosen One is here! 130 QCGENPRS Set us free! 131 QCGENPRS Do what the Elder told you to. 132 QCGENPRS Get us out before the evil spirits come back again! 133 QCGENPRS Please help us, Chosen. 134 QCGENPRS Thank the gods, the Chosen One has come at last. 135 QCGENPRS Help us 136 QCGENPRS Free us 137 QCGENPRS You're here, 138 QCGENPRS You know what to do, so go do it! 139 QCGENPRS Get going! 140 QCGENPRS Get us out of here. 141 QCGENPRS Shut off the power! 142 QCGENPRS Free us. 143 QCGENPRS Go, get us out of here! 144 QCGENPRS Please help us! 145 QCGENPRS You're our only hope! 146 QCGENPRS Please, I can't take this much longer. 147 QCGENPRS I don't want any more medicine. No, no. Nooooooo! 148 QCGENPRS Spirits protect us! 149 QCGENPRS Where are the spirits when you need them? 150 QCGENPRS Help us! 151 QCGENPRS Free us! 152 QCGENPRS I want to go home. 153 QCGENPRS First drought and now this. 154 QCGENPRS No more needles, no more! 155 QCGENPRS I can't take it! The walls are closing in on me! 156 QCGENPRS (Sob, sob) 157 QCGENPRS Let my people go! 158 QCGENPRS Elder guide us. 159 QCGENPRS How did we offend these evil spirits? 160 QCGENPRS I don't much care for this. 161 QCGENPRS Where's Martin? 162 QCGENPRS This isn't a vault at all. 163 QCGENPRS Get us out of here! 164 QCGENPRS Hello? Hello! 165 QCGENPRS I insist upon being freed. 166 QCGENPRS I'm a United States citizen and I demand to see who's in charge. 167 QCGENPRS Let me out. 168 QCGENPRS This is so boring. 169 QCGENPRS No more medicine. I can't take it anymore. 170 QCGENPRS They can't keep us here forever. 100 QCGENSCI You see a researcher. 101 QCGENSCI You see a member of the Enclave's scientific staff. 102 QCGENSCI You see a member of the United States Chemical Corps. 103 QCGENSCI I sure wish these results made sense. 104 QCGENSCI This is crap! 105 QCGENSCI This data's consistent. 106 QCGENSCI These points give a good curve. 107 QCGENSCI What's the standard deviation? 108 QCGENSCI I'm waiting for these compounds to equilibrate. 109 QCGENSCI This spectrometer is fucked up. 110 QCGENSCI Where's the maintenance crew when you need them? 111 QCGENSCI I just calibrated the IR-spectrometer. 112 QCGENSCI How did the recrystalization go? 113 QCGENSCI The synthesis is complete, doctor. 114 QCGENSCI Excellent work. 115 QCGENSCI The Project is going according to plan. 116 QCGENSCI Excellent results here. 117 QCGENSCI What now? 118 QCGENSCI Radiation is really going to screw up my work. 119 QCGENSCI Just another drill. 120 QCGENSCI I can't leave my work now. 121 QCGENSCI I'll never make it to a shelter. 122 QCGENSCI I feel a little queasy. 123 QCGENSCI How do they expect me to work with no power? 124 QCGENSCI This is really going to fuck up my experiment. 125 QCGENSCI This is too much. 126 QCGENSCI They really ought to warn us when they're going to test the emergency systems. 127 QCGENSCI My lungs are burning. 128 QCGENSCI I can't see! Who turned out the lights? 129 QCGENSCI (Cough, hack, cough) 130 QCGENSCI (Splutter, cough) 131 QCGENSCI My throat's bleeding! 132 QCGENSCI My eyes are on fire! 133 QCGENSCI I feel sick. 134 QCGENSCI I'm getting too weak to stand here. 135 QCGENSCI Ohhhh nooooooo. 136 QCGENSCI I can see the light�I'm coming mother. 137 QCGENSCI I don't see anyone. 138 QCGENSCI Must be another security drill. 139 QCGENSCI Don't those troopers ever get tired of these drills? 140 QCGENSCI Not again - that's the second time this month. 141 QCGENSCI I've had it up to here with those jar-heads. 142 QCGENSCI They just *have* to feel important. 143 QCGENSCI What a waste of time. 144 QCGENSCI As though there'd be an intruder here. 145 QCGENSCI Yeah, where'd an intruder come from anyway? 146 QCGENSCI Like we wouldn't see an intruder approaching. 147 QCGENSCI Another alarm malfunction. Great. 148 QCGENSCI I don't have time for this shit. 149 QCGENSCI What do you want? 150 QCGENSCI Can't you see I'm working here? 151 QCGENSCI Go away. I'm busy. 152 QCGENSCI Don't you have anything better to do? 153 QCGENSCI I don't recall asking for any test subjects. 154 QCGENSCI What the hell do you want? 155 QCGENSCI Bugger off. 156 QCGENSCI Go pester someone else. 157 QCGENSCI Yes? 100 QCGRANIT You see a trooper wearing Enclave power armor. 101 QCGRANIT You see Sergeant Granite. 102 QCGRANIT You see a trooper with sergeant's chevrons on his shoulder. 103 QCGRANIT Let's get that lunatic. 104 QCGRANIT Yeah, lemme at 'im! 105 QCGRANIT Lock and load. Let's go! 106 QCGRANIT Ready to rock. 107 QCGRANIT Let's take that freak down! 108 QCGRANIT Slag 'im. 109 QCGRANIT I'm good to go. 110 QCGRANIT Let's rock! 111 QCGRANIT I'm gonna light that freak up! 112 QCGRANIT I don't take to killing idjits. 113 QCGRANIT You can go. 114 QCGRANIT I didn't see nuthin'. 115 QCGRANIT These are not the droids we are looking for. 116 QCGRANIT Move along. 117 QCGRANIT I'm tired of the killing. 118 QCGRANIT Go on, get! 119 QCGRANIT Stand easy, lads. 120 QCGRANIT Watch yourself out there, mutie. 121 QCGRANIT Good luck, mutant. You're gonna need it. 122 QCGRANIT Halt! What are you doing here? 123 QCGRANIT I'm trying to get back to my people. 124 QCGRANIT None of your business. 125 QCGRANIT I don't have time for your questions. 126 QCGRANIT Just who are you? 127 QCGRANIT Well, you know that freak, Agent Horrigan, just stormed past here. He's waiting for someone to try and make a break for it. 128 QCGRANIT Who's that? 129 QCGRANIT I think you're wrong on that one. Let's just say I'm making it my business. Now, just what the hell are you doing here? 130 QCGRANIT I'm trying to get back to the boat so I can escape with my tribe. 131 QCGRANIT Well, you just better make time. 132 QCGRANIT Why? What do you mean? 133 QCGRANIT I don't make time. I make corpses and you're next. 134 QCGRANIT Have it your way, but don't say we didn't try to warn ya. 135 QCGRANIT Warn me? About what? 136 QCGRANIT Yeah, I'm warned all right. Time to die, Enclave scum. 137 QCGRANIT He's some genetically engineered freak is what he is. Used to be the president's bodyguard. Secret Service agent Frank Horrigan. Now he's more than half machine. 138 QCGRANIT Sounds like bad news. 139 QCGRANIT I've killed worse than that. He'll just be another stain in a few minutes. 140 QCGRANIT Gee, you've got me shaking in my boots. Shut up. 141 QCGRANIT Oh, that he is, and worse. He's going to mop the floor with you. He's tough, fast, and just plain mean. I've seen what he likes to do to mutants and it ain't pretty. 142 QCGRANIT I'm not a mutant and�uh, what did he do? 143 QCGRANIT I don't like to talk about it. It gives me nightmares. Let's just say that those walls aren't covered with *rust* exactly. 144 QCGRANIT Sounds like I'm going to have a hard time getting past him. 145 QCGRANIT That's the understatement of the year. I pity ya, pal, really do. 146 QCGRANIT Pity me? You should feel bad for yourself. Your powerplant's control computer got fried and now you're headed for a meltdown. You're all dead men unless� 147 QCGRANIT I don't need your pity. I just need you to die. 148 QCGRANIT I've got things to do. You're all dead men anyway. Try to enjoy your last few minutes on this earth. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. Goodbye. 149 QCGRANIT Unless what?!? 150 QCGRANIT Unless you help me get past Horrigan to get to my ship. 151 QCGRANIT Never mind. I don't have time to discuss this. Goodbye. 152 QCGRANIT Oh, yeah. Tell me another one. If the reactor's scragged how come the light's are still on? Huh, smartie? Heh, heh, tell me another one. 153 QCGRANIT That's just the *emergency* lighting. Hey, I saw where the computer *was.* It's not broken, it's *gone.* I'm telling you, you're all goin' down for the count unless�. 154 QCGRANIT I don't have time to argue about this any more. Hope you're all strong swimmers. Goodbye. 155 QCGRANIT Don't you tell a pretty story. You make me laugh. Y'know, I think you might even last over the one-minute mark with Horrigan. That'd be a new record. Good luck, mutie. 156 QCGRANIT Gee, aren't you generous. I better warm up first. On you and your squad. 157 QCGRANIT You better hope that armor floats. Goodbye. 158 QCGRANIT Okay, okay. I can't talk for everyone, but my squad and I will do our best to help you put that freak Horrigan away for good. I don't wanna drown like no rat. 159 QCGRANIT Good thinking. Let's go get him. We've got to get out of here. 160 QCGRANIT Sergeant Granite of EC Company. 161 QCGRANIT EC Company? 162 QCGRANIT Enclave Control Company. We're responsible for perimeter defense, *usually* that is. 100 QCMARTIN You see a haggard-looking man in a blue suit. 101 QCMARTIN You see Martin Frobisher, spokesman for the Vault 13 prisoners. 102 QCMARTIN You see a haggard man in a blue vault suit just like yours. 103 QCMARTIN Get us out of here! 104 QCMARTIN Turn off the power to the doors. 105 QCMARTIN Power off, we go free! 106 QCMARTIN Get us OUT of here! 107 QCMARTIN Power off! Door open! 108 QCMARTIN We are so screwed. 109 QCMARTIN Get us out before they run more tests. 110 QCMARTIN Who are these people? 111 QCMARTIN Why me? Why us? 112 QCMARTIN We've got to get out of this place. 113 QCMARTIN Hey you, over here! 114 QCMARTIN Are you looking for me? 115 QCMARTIN Want to know what happened? 116 QCMARTIN Help! 117 QCMARTIN I'm Martin, over here. 118 QCMARTIN Hey, you, I'm Frobisher. Here! 119 QCMARTIN Over heeeere! 120 QCMARTIN Helloooooo! 121 QCMARTIN Come here! 122 QCMARTIN I can tell you what you want to know. 123 QCMARTIN My name's Martin. 124 QCMARTIN I can tell you what happened. 125 QCMARTIN Hello there, I'm Martin Frobisher. I speak for these people. Thank God you're here. 126 QCMARTIN What would you like to know? 127 QCMARTIN Nice outfits, just like mine. Who are you people? 128 QCMARTIN What are you people doing here? 129 QCMARTIN Are you the Overseer? 130 QCMARTIN How did you people get here? 131 QCMARTIN Nice to meet you Martin, but I've got people to free. Goodbye. 132 QCMARTIN Yes, I'd hoped that's why you were here. You've got to free us. 133 QCMARTIN Free you? I was just going to free my tribe. 134 QCMARTIN Of course, I wouldn't let anyone stay trapped in this place. 135 QCMARTIN What are you people doing here anyway? 136 QCMARTIN They're using us to test some sort of antidote for a fatal virus. 137 QCMARTIN What kind of virus? 138 QCMARTIN That doesn't sound good. Let me ask you something else. 139 QCMARTIN Lucky you. Maybe now you know the pain my ancestor, the Vault Dweller, felt. I hope you all burn. Goodbye. 140 QCMARTIN They call it the F.E.V. toxin. It does horrible things to people, before it kills them. The only *good* thing about it is that it kills so quickly. Sure looks painful though. 141 QCMARTIN That sounds nasty. Why are they using your people for a test? 142 QCMARTIN They took us all from our vault because they wanted test subjects for the antidote. They needed people from outside the Enclave, and who were still pure-strain-humans. So they took us. 143 QCMARTIN They took you? How, from where? 144 QCMARTIN They came to the front door of the vault. Somehow they already knew the security code. They just opened the door and their armored troopers marched us into vertibirds and flew us here. Then the experiments began. (He shudders.) 145 QCMARTIN That sounds bad. Let me ask you something else. 146 QCMARTIN The vault? Which vault are you from? 147 QCMARTIN Why, Vault 13, of course. 148 QCMARTIN I went there looking for a GECK. 149 QCMARTIN I went there to ask for your GECK to save my people. But you were already gone. Only the GECK remained. 150 QCMARTIN I was looking for that. Hey, are you the Overseer? 151 QCMARTIN A GECK? We must have a couple of them. You're welcome to one. I think I saw some troopers loading one of our GECKs into a vertibird. 152 QCMARTIN You saw them load a GECK? Do you know where they put it? 153 QCMARTIN That's Okay. I already helped myself to a GECK from our vault. Let me ask you something else. 154 QCMARTIN I don't know exactly where they put it but I did hear them say that they were going to leave it in the barrier level, just below this level, I think. 155 QCMARTIN That's great. Thanks. I better be going. 156 QCMARTIN Ah, I see. Let me ask you something else. 157 QCMARTIN Wait! You've got to get us out of this place. 158 QCMARTIN I plan to. I'm going downstairs to the powerplant to shut the power off and free you. When the fields are down, run topside for the ship I've got there. 159 QCMARTIN How can I do that? 160 QCMARTIN You should have thought of that *before* you kicked my ancestor out of the vault. I hope you all rot here. Goodbye. 161 QCMARTIN Thank you. Godspeed and good luck to you friend. 162 QCMARTIN Goodbye and good luck to you. 163 QCMARTIN Thanks, but let me ask you something else first. 164 QCMARTIN I've got a feeling I'll need it. Goodbye. 165 QCMARTIN To turn off these forcefields, I think you're going to have to turn off the main power supply. 166 QCMARTIN How the heck am I going to manage that? 167 QCMARTIN I've been listening and I think that the power reactor is controlled by a large computer three levels below us. If you manage to blow that up, it should turn off the power and we can go free. 168 QCMARTIN Great idea. I can use my explosives to blow up the computer. Then you can run topside to my ship. I'll be right behind you. 169 QCMARTIN Great idea but I don't know how I can blow up the reactor. I don't have any explosives. 170 QCMARTIN I'm sure that wherever the guards have their barracks that they must have an arsenal. They'll have explosives there, I'm certain of it. 171 QCMARTIN Good idea. I can get the explosives and use them to blow up the computer. Then you can run topside to my ship. I'll be right behind you. 172 QCMARTIN We don't use that term anymore. There used to be an overseer, many years ago, but he did a bad thing and many of our people left the vault - only to die in the wastes, I'm sure. He was tried and sentenced to death for his crime. We haven't used the title since. 173 QCMARTIN I don't blame you. I understand that an overseer kicked my ancestor, the Vault Dweller, out into the wastes. 174 QCMARTIN The Vault Dweller? How long ago was that? Say, about eighty years perhaps? 175 QCMARTIN Yes, It was eighty years ago. How did you know that? 176 QCMARTIN Eighty years ago, a hero saved our vault and then the Overseer exiled him. Others followed him into exile and they were never heard from again. We remember the event with shame. 177 QCMARTIN Hey! You're talking about *my* ancestor and the people who founded my village. They all came from the Vault of the Holy 13. 178 QCMARTIN As well you should. Let me ask you about something else. 179 QCMARTIN I don't think you've suffered enough for that yet. Goodbye. 180 QCMARTIN Incredible, that's our vault! Once again, the people of the vault must rely upon - uh, this time - the great grandson, of the Vault Dweller to save us. 181 QCMARTIN Incredible, that's our vault! Once again, the people of the Vault must rely upon - uh, this time - the great granddaughter, of the Vault Dweller to save us. 182 QCMARTIN I wish I knew how to save you. 183 QCMARTIN I'll think about it. 100 QCMURRAY You see a balding man in a lab coat. 101 QCMURRAY You see Tom Murray, the head of the Atomic Energy Commission. 102 QCMURRAY You see a very nervous old man in a pristine lab coat. 103 QCMURRAY My machine! My beautiful machine gone. (Sob, sob.) 104 QCMURRAY We're doomed. 105 QCMURRAY Without the computer online the reactor will meltdown! 106 QCMURRAY I can't even swim. 107 QCMURRAY Maybe I can fix it�. 108 QCMURRAY What's the alarm ringing about? 109 QCMURRAY What's going on here? 110 QCMURRAY Don't panic, anyone. DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!! 111 QCMURRAY OK, stay calm. 112 QCMURRAY Maybe this is just a drill. 113 QCMURRAY Get back to the detention level. 114 QCMURRAY You really can tell the difference. 115 QCMURRAY Your forehead is quite beetling. 116 QCMURRAY Your cranial capacity isn't quite up to snuff is it? 117 QCMURRAY If you're good, I'll make sure you get a cracker when you get back to your cell. 118 QCMURRAY You there, you're not supposed to wear that stuff in here. 119 QCMURRAY I'll wear my armor wherever I want to. 120 QCMURRAY Oh, sorry, sir. I'll be going then. 121 QCMURRAY You will, huh? Well, I'll just have to report you then. 122 QCMURRAY Go ahead. Make my day. 123 QCMURRAY Oh, please don't do that. I'm leaving now. Goodbye. 124 QCMURRAY I'm Tom Murray, head of the Atomic Energy Commission. I control our atomic powerplant here. Who the hell are you and what are you doing here? 125 QCMURRAY What the hell do you want now? 126 QCMURRAY I need to shut down your atomic reactor. 127 QCMURRAY I was just curious as to how your reactor works. 128 QCMURRAY I need to exterminate you. 129 QCMURRAY Help! Help me! Help! 130 QCMURRAY Intruders! Alert! 131 QCMURRAY Run for your lives! The primitives are loose! 132 QCMURRAY Guards! Heeeeeeelllllp! 133 QCMURRAY Intruder alert! Intruder alert! 134 QCMURRAY Shut it down? Are you crazed? You're not going to shut down *my* reactor. 135 QCMURRAY Yes, I am. You better tell me how, or I'll shut you down, permanently. 136 QCMURRAY Did I say shut down? I'm sorry, I just wanted to know how your reactor works. 137 QCMURRAY Oh, it's yours? I'm sorry, I didn't realize that. Well, Goodbye then. 138 QCMURRAY Here, I tell you what. I'll do it for you. But if you try to shut it down too fast it'll overheat. 139 QCMURRAY I don't care about that. Just shut down the reactor, or I'll gut you like a fish. 140 QCMURRAY That sounds dangerous. Well, OK, just forget it. Goodbye. 141 QCMURRAY You're bluffing. You wouldn't dare. 142 QCMURRAY Yes, I would. If you don't help me, you're a dead man. 143 QCMURRAY I tried to let you cooperate, but you wouldn't do it. Oh well, can't let you sound the alarm. 144 QCMURRAY Hey, I was just kidding. How does your reactor work anyway? 145 QCMURRAY Yeah, I guess you're right. You better just keep quiet for a while after I'm gone though. Goodbye. 146 QCMURRAY Okay, okay. I'll do it. Just take it easy now. But I'm telling you - it's going to overheat as soon as I put the containment rods down. If we perform a crash shutdown like this we'll have to scram the whole reactor-or we better learn to speak Chinese. 147 QCMURRAY Yeah, whatever. Just shut the damn thing down right now! 148 QCMURRAY That sounds dangerous. Maybe I better look for another way. I sure don't want to hurt anything here. Goodbye. 149 QCMURRAY I'm not going to risk the lives of everyone here. No way. 150 QCMURRAY I'm sorry to hear that. I guess I'll have to kill you then. Nothing personal. 151 QCMURRAY How would that risk everyone's life? How does your reactor work anyway? 152 QCMURRAY I guess I'll just have to find another way to shut down the power. You better not make any noise after I'm gone. Goodbye. 153 QCMURRAY You got it. Okay, uh, slide this to green. (He fiddles with a control panel for a few minutes while he mutters to himself.) Okay, you got it, but it sure isn't going to stay stable for very long. 154 QCMURRAY You did the right thing. Now, I've got to be going. You better just keep quiet in here for a while. 155 QCMURRAY Good job. Now, I've got to kill you. Sorry, but I can't leave any witnesses. 156 QCMURRAY I've got to be going. Goodbye. 157 QCMURRAY I don't control that much of the reactor's operation. The central computer just north of the reactor controls most of the powerplant functions. If that weren't there, we'd have no power at all. 158 QCMURRAY No power at all? 159 QCMURRAY Well, not enough for much. The lights, life-support, and defenses would work for a while but forcefields and other power intensive devices would be shut down immediately. 160 QCMURRAY Sounds as though you'd really be crippled. 161 QCMURRAY Well, it wouldn't be good. All kinds of watertight security doors close when that happens. No way in the world to open them once they're closed by the power shut-off. That's a safety feature. 162 QCMURRAY Interesting. There's something else I wanted to know though. 163 QCMURRAY That's all I need to know. Thanks you've been a big help. You just better keep quiet after I leave. 100 QCPRSSEC You see a somewhat plump, blonde secretary in a tight dress. 101 QCPRSSEC You see the President's *personal* private secretary. 102 QCPRSSEC You see a plump but not unattractive intern, uh, secretary. Her hair is a little mussed. 103 QCPRSSEC Yeah? Whatcha want, honey? 104 QCPRSSEC Not again, I just cleaned my dress. 105 QCPRSSEC So what's Mr. Important up to? 106 QCPRSSEC They don't call him *Dick* Richardson for nuthin' 107 QCPRSSEC I do too know how to type. 108 QCPRSSEC You oughta knock before barging in like that. 109 QCPRSSEC I need some mouthwash. 110 QCPRSSEC Where's that washcloth? 111 QCPRSSEC I think it's time for a raise. 112 QCPRSSEC Do those Secret Service agents always have to hover like that? 113 QCPRSSEC Come back later. I'm gonna be busy in a minute here. 114 QCPRSSEC I don't think I'll wash this dress - it might come in handy. 115 QCPRSSEC The President says I kiss the best. 116 QCPRSSEC You're not taping me, are you? 100 QCSECBOT You see a security robot. 101 QCSECBOT You see a heavily armed security robot. 102 QCSECBOT It looks like one of these is more than enough to waste a squad. 100 QHPRZRCH You see a man in a suit. He's staring into space. Like he's lookin' at you but he ain't lookin' at you. 101 QHPRZRCH You see the head of the free world, the President of the United States. 102 QHPRZRCH You see a thin, nervous, older man who looks as tired and frayed as the suit he's wearing. 103 QHPRZRCH You there, what are you doing outside of the reconditioning center? 104 QHPRZRCH Do I know you? What project are you on? 105 QHPRZRCH And who do you think you are barging into my office? 106 QHPRZRCH Uh? 107 QHPRZRCH Nuh. 108 QHPRZRCH Bye-bye. 109 QHPRZRCH Ah, affected by the test serums, I see. Um, I'll get you some help. Guards! 110 QHPRZRCH Doctor, I think you've been exposed to the F.E.V. Poor soul, I'll get you some help. Guards! 111 QHPRZRCH Be a good mutant and stay put. Guards! 112 QHPRZRCH OK. 113 QHPRZRCH Uh uh. Bye bye. 114 QHPRZRCH Just wait right here. 115 QHPRZRCH Uh, stay calm. Someone will be right along. 116 QHPRZRCH Everything is fine. 117 QHPRZRCH Damn it! Will somebody come and get this...person? 118 QHPRZRCH Oh, guards! There's an idiot in my office... No, not the veep. 119 QHPRZRCH Hello, there. I'm President Richardson and I'm damn proud to meet you. Uh, Vault 13, I see. You've been doing your country an invaluable service. 120 QHPRZRCH President? Who are you anyway? 121 QHPRZRCH A service to my country? Just what's going on here anyway? 122 QHPRZRCH Uh, I guess I took a wrong turn on my way to the lab. Sorry, sir. Goodbye. 123 QHPRZRCH Hello, doctor. Do you have a report? Good news, I hope. Our salvation is in your team's hands. 124 QHPRZRCH You there, shouldn't you be working on the Project? Mankind's salvation depends on you. 125 QHPRZRCH Who're you? 126 QHPRZRCH Salvation? Just what's going on here? 127 QHPRZRCH Sorry, sir. Wrong turn on my way back to the lab. Goodbye. 128 QHPRZRCH Oh, that's quite all right. All those inoculation shots would disorient anyone. 129 QHPRZRCH Inoculation shots? What do you mean? 130 QHPRZRCH I guess I do feel a bit groggy. But knowing that I'm helping my country makes it all seem worthwhile. 131 QHPRZRCH You can say that again. Well, I better get going. 132 QHPRZRCH Let me get one of the Secret Service to escort you back. 133 QHPRZRCH That's kind of you but I think I can make it on my own. Goodbye. 134 QHPRZRCH That would be nice of you. Thanks. 135 QHPRZRCH It's no problem at all. (talking to intercom) Hello. I could use a little assistance here. 136 QHPRZRCH Uh. Gee, thanks sir. 137 QHPRZRCH You better not call your guards if you want to leave this room alive. 138 QHPRZRCH Ah...well. I'm sure we can work something out. What's on your mind? 139 QHPRZRCH I want to know what's going on here. 140 QHPRZRCH I just want to leave quietly. Keep your hand off the alarm until I'm out of here. Or else�. 141 QHPRZRCH I'm leaving here and taking you as a hostage to make sure my people get out safely. 142 QHPRZRCH Do you really think you can intimidate the President of the United States? 143 QHPRZRCH Without a doubt. 144 QHPRZRCH Maybe not, but I suggest you stay out of my way until I leave. 145 QHPRZRCH For your information, the guards have orders to shoot me rather than let anyone or anything endanger the Project. I... wouldn't be of any use as a hostage. 146 QHPRZRCH You don't really expect that to work do you? Ha! If you try it, my guards have orders to shoot me rather than let anything, or anyone, endanger the Project. I'm staying right here. Now, are you going to shoot me or not? 147 QHPRZRCH Maybe not, but I'm leaving. Don't touch that buzzer. 148 QHPRZRCH The Project? What Project? 149 QHPRZRCH Yes, it will. I'll enjoy it. 150 QHPRZRCH Uh, now, now, now. Now, let's...let's... Uh, Wh-wh-what is it you want, anyway? 151 QHPRZRCH I want to know what's going on here. 152 QHPRZRCH I want to know just who the hell you are. 153 QHPRZRCH I want you dead. 154 QHPRZRCH Okay, okay, whatever you say. I'll just sit here quietly. It's, uh, nice to meet you. Goodbye. 155 QHPRZRCH That's too easy. Before I go, I'd like to know just what you're doing here. 156 QHPRZRCH Watch yourself. 157 QHPRZRCH Nice to meet you, Mr. President. Goodbye. 158 QHPRZRCH Ahhh. Ahhh. Guards? Guards! 159 QHPRZRCH Say goodnight, Mr. President. 160 QHPRZRCH I am the President of the United States of America. The Vice-President is in the office outside. If you belonged here you'd know that. Who are you and what are you doing here? 161 QHPRZRCH You're the President of what United States? 162 QHPRZRCH You're a loony. 163 QHPRZRCH Vice-President? You mean that drooling idiot next door? 164 QHPRZRCH What a coincidence, I'm Emperor of the planet Quetzl, here for the surrender of Earth. 165 QHPRZRCH I'll just let you get back to business Mr., uh, President. Goodbye. 166 QHPRZRCH Ah-ha. Oh, of course, your eminence. Why don't I just call for... some refreshments? We can talk and work things out - can't we all just get along? 167 QHPRZRCH That sounds just grand. 168 QHPRZRCH Nice try, Mr. President. 169 QHPRZRCH Uh, well, just one second. (into intercom) Ahh, I'd like refreshments for myself and an *unexpected guest*. A very important - unexpected - guest. Right away? 170 QHPRZRCH Thanks. I guess you're not such a bad guy after all. 171 QHPRZRCH That was stupid. Now someone's going to have to get hurt. 172 QHPRZRCH Somebody's loony here, all right. Oh yeah. Oooooh yeah. 173 QHPRZRCH Don't look at me. I'm not claiming to be the President of a United States that fell long before either of us was born. 174 QHPRZRCH I am the elected representative of the people. The United States does still exist. God bless us, every one. We've just had to adapt in order to survive after the war. 175 QHPRZRCH I don't understand. What do you mean? 176 QHPRZRCH You really don't know, do you? Let me tell you about mankind's salvation. A little history first... 177 QHPRZRCH A little history�. 178 QHPRZRCH Go on, Mr. President�. 179 QHPRZRCH First, why do you have a base at Navarro? 180 QHPRZRCH Before you get into that�I saw some of your vertibirds doing some trade with New Reno. What's that all about? 181 QHPRZRCH I don't have time for this lunacy now. Goodbye. 182 QHPRZRCH Well, hello there. Glad to make time for one of our gallant troopers. But, I am rather busy. So, uh, what can the President of the United States of America do for you? 183 QHPRZRCH You're back? What is it you want? 184 QHPRZRCH You can tell me just what's going on here. 185 QHPRZRCH I, uh, I'm just checking this area, sir. Security check. Yeah. Everything's fine here. Uh, goodbye. 186 QHPRZRCH Hello. I'm the President of the United States of America, and you are�? 187 QHPRZRCH Hello there. I'm the President of the United States of America and I must say I've seldom seen a stranger, or sorrier, delegation of misfits in all my life. Just who are you to barge in on me this way? 188 QHPRZRCH I'm damn curious as to what's going on here. 189 QHPRZRCH I'm your executioner. 190 QHPRZRCH The President? What are you talking about? 191 QHPRZRCH I'm lost. I can see you're a busy man Mr. President. I'll just be leaving now. Goodbye. 192 QHPRZRCH That's a shame. A conversation with a genuine mutant like you? It'd certainly paint me a picture of what life's like in that radioactive hell on the mainland. 193 QHPRZRCH Mutant? Why are you calling me a mutant? 194 QHPRZRCH Radioactive hell? You don't get out much, do you? 195 QHPRZRCH That's it. Enough talk. Time to die. 196 QHPRZRCH Yeah, well, we all have to learn to live with disappointment. Goodbye. 197 QHPRZRCH There was a great war long before we were born. Our gallant soldiers fought from the Yukon to the Yangtze. 198 QHPRZRCH Yeah, I knew about that part. Go on. 199 QHPRZRCH Vice-President Bird may look like a drooling idiot, but I'll have you know that man's a national hero. 200 QHPRZRCH To you, probably. 201 QHPRZRCH He's one of the bravest men I know. He volunteered to try one of the early versions of the F.E.V. toxin antidote. (sigh) Unfortunately, it didn't quite work out the way we'd hoped. 202 QHPRZRCH You mean that wasn't what you'd hoped for? 203 QHPRZRCH It's tiny mocking minds like yours that prove the superiority of real humans over mutants. 204 QHPRZRCH He's still a gibbering idiot. 205 QHPRZRCH Why are you calling me a mutant? 206 QHPRZRCH He may yet come around. In fact, there may even be some unforeseen benefits. His spelling ability has actually improved. 207 QHPRZRCH I'm happy for you. But why did you call me a mutant? 208 QHPRZRCH Because you are. Your tribe's DNA has changed since your ancestor left the vault. Unavoidable. All that background radiation you've been exposed to. 209 QHPRZRCH OK, so I'm a mutant. Guess what smart guy, you're about to become a dead pure-strain human. 210 QHPRZRCH So we're mutants. So what. 211 QHPRZRCH Creatures change all the time. It's called evolution. Without that change you and I would still be two bits of protoplasmic goo. 212 QHPRZRCH We try to keep ourselves safe and secure from radiation. That's what separates humans - like me - from mutants like you. 213 QHPRZRCH Why do you keep calling me a mutant? 214 QHPRZRCH Enough talk. Time for you to face that great electoral college in the sky. 215 QHPRZRCH I've killed men for less than that. But I'm in a hurry today. Goodbye. 216 QHPRZRCH We were winning, too. And then those damn Reds launched everything they had. We barely got our birds up. 217 QHPRZRCH Doesn't seem as though it helped us much. 218 QHPRZRCH Well, no it didn't. But at least it knocked the damn Red menace back into the stone age. 219 QHPRZRCH And us with it. 220 QHPRZRCH Well, no. No... not quite. You see, we had planned ahead. We were ready. 221 QHPRZRCH What do you mean? 222 QHPRZRCH We had a number of sanctuaries that would enable the glorious American civilization to endure. These facilities - the vaults - were part of the great plan. 223 QHPRZRCH Those damn vaults didn't work the way they were supposed to. A lot of people in them died. 224 QHPRZRCH Actually, they worked almost exactly the way they were supposed to. You might call it a social experiment on a grand scale. 225 QHPRZRCH An experiment? 226 QHPRZRCH The vaults were set up to test humanity. Some had not enough food synthesizers, others had only men in them, yet others were designed to open after only 6 months. They each had a unique set of circumstances designed to test the occupants. 227 QHPRZRCH What about Vault 13? What was it's purpose? 228 QHPRZRCH Ahh. Vault 13 was a special case. It was supposed to remain closed until the subjects were needed. Vault 13 was, in scientific parlance, a control group. 229 QHPRZRCH But they would all have died if my ancestor didn't get them a replacement water chip. That doesn't seem to fit in with your plan. 230 QHPRZRCH An unfortunate, and unforeseen, accident. However, as it turns out, a rather fortuitous one. 231 QHPRZRCH What do you mean? 232 QHPRZRCH As it turns out we needed test subjects from untainted, pre-war, human stock - your ancestors in Vault 13 - and some freshly mutated stock - the villagers from Arroyo. 233 QHPRZRCH Why? 234 QHPRZRCH For the Project. It's almost ready. Humanity's salvation is almost at hand and the United States of America will be the progenitor of that rebirth. 235 QHPRZRCH Rebirth? What do you mean? 236 QHPRZRCH The only way for true humans, and democracy, to be safe is to cleanse the mutants from the globe. We humans will take back that which is rightfully ours. 237 QHPRZRCH The Project will cleanse all the mutants from our fair land - and the rest of the globe. Once again, America will be the world's policeman. 238 QHPRZRCH I'm a true human, too. 239 QHPRZRCH Cleanse the mutants? That sounds a bit drastic. How are you going to do that? 240 QHPRZRCH We found a research facility in operational shape about 70 years ago. A former military base that had been used to research a special virus. 241 QHPRZRCH A virus? 242 QHPRZRCH Yes, the F.E.V. virus. It was originally developed to turn soldiers into super-warriors but it failed. The warriors were tough and strong, but far too stupid. However, our brilliant Chemical Corps altered it. 243 QHPRZRCH Altered the virus? Why? 244 QHPRZRCH To turn it into a staggeringly effective killer. Any humanoid that isn't inoculated against its effects before its release, will die. That is the Project. 245 QHPRZRCH That's insane. 246 QHPRZRCH No, no. That's humanity's last, best, hope. That's what we've been working towards all these years. 247 QHPRZRCH Great, so you have all this poison and no way to spread it around. 248 QHPRZRCH We've run short of certain critical chemicals. We can get them from the drug labs of New Reno. If the mutant-mobsters use our guns to kill each other, just saves us the trouble. 249 QHPRZRCH Everything works in your favor, huh? Tell me the rest of the story. 250 QHPRZRCH Simple. Navarro is an isolated base. Our vertibirds have a limited range. They refuel there. 251 QHPRZRCH Makes sense. 252 QHPRZRCH I'm sure you think so. But tests performed on your tribesmen have all shown that you are guilty of mutation. It's a damn good thing the Project is ready. 253 QHPRZRCH Why? 254 QHPRZRCH Some of the members of your tribe are showing some extremely interesting changes. If the danger to true humanity weren't so great I would think about studying them. But that's not to be. 255 QHPRZRCH Not to be? Why not? 256 QHPRZRCH Oh, but that's one of the advantages of the F.E.V. virus. We can release it right here and the jetstream will carry it worldwide. It'll have plenty of time to cleanse every nook and cranny of the globe. 257 QHPRZRCH OK. Then why did you have to kidnap my villagers and the people from Vault 13? 258 QHPRZRCH Test subjects. Your villagers are all descended from vault stock and we had to make sure that the F.E.V. toxin was still effective. The subjects from Vault 13 test that and an inoculation against the FEV. 259 QHPRZRCH You're not testing the inoculation on my people? 260 QHPRZRCH It's hardly necessary. I'm sure we could and it would work, but there's no reason to do so. 261 QHPRZRCH Did it ever occur to you that what you're doing is wrong? 262 QHPRZRCH Never. Part of the president's job is to make the tough decisions. A lot of near-humans will sacrifice their lives for the return of humanity. Humans will prevail. 263 QHPRZRCH There's no way in hell that I can let you do this. 264 QHPRZRCH Just because everyone out there doesn't have an exact copy of your DNA that doesn't give you a license to exterminate them. 265 QHPRZRCH You can't stop it. The tests are complete and the toxin is ready for release. In hours, your villagers will be the first to make the ultimate sacrifice. The other mutants will follow. An unfortunate footnote in the continuing history of the human race. 266 QHPRZRCH Why don't we start that footnote off with your epitaph, Mr. President? 267 QHPRZRCH Oh, I don't relish this decision. If there was another way- but there isn't. No price is too high for the survival of the human race. If you were human, you'd feel the same way. 268 QHPRZRCH You really believe that, don't you? 269 QHPRZRCH Yes, I do. Even killing me won't help you. There's nothing you can do to stop the release. 270 QHPRZRCH Maybe I'll just figure out a way to give you a taste of your own medicine. 271 QHPRZRCH We'll just see about that. I've got things to do. Goodbye, President Richardson. 272 QHPRZRCH I disagree, Mr. President. I think killing you will help. I'll feel a lot better. 273 QHPRZRCH You could try, I suppose, but soon the staff of the Enclave and Navarro will be inoculated. 274 QHPRZRCH They aren't already? 275 QHPRZRCH We just have to distribute the supplies. A matter of hours. Besides, the Enclave is a sealed unit. No air or contaminants get in or get out. 276 QHPRZRCH We'll see. In the meantime, I'm taking you out of the picture, personally. 277 QHPRZRCH You might find that tougher than you think. If you do, I'll go to my reward knowing that I died a patriot and a servant of humanity. 278 QHPRZRCH Time for your reward. 279 QHPRZRCH Right now, I'll let you think about your coming death. Don't touch the alarm. Goodbye. 280 QHPRZRCH Very moving. But the radical changes your villagers and other mutants show is a far cry from the gradual changes of natural evolution. 281 QHPRZRCH Maybe we're changing into a better version of the human race. Did you ever think of that? 282 QHPRZRCH Very possible, indeed. In which case, our mission is even more vital to the survival of the human race. 283 QHPRZRCH Huh? What do you mean by that? 284 QHPRZRCH That's the spirit. God bless America. You should probably get back to your isolation ward now, though. 285 QHPRZRCH Uh, yes, sir. Whatever you say, sir. 286 QHPRZRCH Oh, I'll be able to find my own way back, sir. Goodbye. 287 QHPRZRCH Why, against the F.E.V. toxin, of course. Damn brave sacrifice you and the other members of Vault 13 are making. On behalf of the United States government, and all humanity, I thank you. Now, we better get you back to your ward. 288 QHPRZRCH F.E.V. toxin? What the hell are you talking about? What's going on here? 289 QHPRZRCH Uh, yes sir. Whatever you say, sir. 290 QHPRZRCH Oh, I'll be able to find my own way back, sir. Goodbye. 291 QHPRZRCH So what? If your kind is allowed to flourish it'll mean the end of the human race as we know it. We can't allow radioactive freaks to squeeze humans into extinction. 292 QHPRZRCH I think you're overestimating things a bit. 293 QHPRZRCH Not at all. Look to the future. Sure muties and men could get along for a while, but before you know it, the numeric pressure of your kind would tell. No, a line must be drawn in the sand - the buck stops here. 294 QHPRZRCH What do you intend to do about this so called threat? 295 QHPRZRCH I don't have time to listen to your bigoted, mad ravings. Goodbye. 296 QHPRZRCH The government of the United States of America has been working towards a solution for quite some time. 297 QHPRZRCH How so? What are you doing here? 298 QHPRZRCH I assure you, I'm quite sane, as is everyone on the Project. We're dedicated to the salvation of the human race. You can call single-minded dedication to a cause madness, I suppose, but if so, it's divine madness. 299 QHPRZRCH What are you talking about? What are you doing here? 300 QHPRZRCH How about my single-minded dedication to killing you right now? 301 QHPRZRCH You're mad. I don't have time for your lunacy right now. Goodbye. 302 QHPRZRCH I don't think this tired old planet's big enough for two top dogs. If it's us or you�. Well, I'm going to choose us. 303 QHPRZRCH I don't think you get to make that kind of choice. 304 QHPRZRCH As the embodiment of the executive branch, I bear the burden of ensuring the survival and prosperity of the United States and of humanity itself. A heavy burden and yet if it means the return of the earth to our children and to their children, I bear it gladly. 305 QHPRZRCH How do you intend to do that? What are you doing here? 306 QHPRZRCH Let me remove your burden. Permanently. 307 QHPRZRCH It must be nice in your dimension. See you later, Mr. Nutcake. 308 QHPRZRCH To the North 309 QHPRZRCH To the Northwest 310 QHPRZRCH To the West 311 QHPRZRCH To the Southwest 312 QHPRZRCH To the South 313 QHPRZRCH To the Southeast 314 QHPRZRCH To the East of here 315 QHPRZRCH To the Northeast 316 QHPRZRCH Yes 317 QHPRZRCH No 318 QHPRZRCH Ouch 319 QHPRZRCH (cry of pain) 320 QHPRZRCH Why are you talking to me like that? 321 QHPRZRCH I don't know anything about that. 322 QHPRZRCH You're not very nice. 323 QHPRZRCH Thank-you. 324 QHPRZRCH This is good. 325 QHPRZRCH This isn't good. 326 QHPRZRCH I have a good feeling about this. 327 QHPRZRCH I have a bad feeling about this. 328 QHPRZRCH You people are crazy. 329 QHPRZRCH What are you talking about? 330 QHPRZRCH Is everyone else crazy here? 331 QHPRZRCH There must be another way. 332 QHPRZRCH Come here. 333 QHPRZRCH I don't understand. 334 QHPRZRCH I don't know. 335 QHPRZRCH That hurts. 336 QHPRZRCH That really hurts. 337 QHPRZRCH That's got to hurt. 100 QIBSTDR1 There is no apparent locking mechanism on the door. 101 QIBSTDR1 It does not appear as though conventional explosives will open these doors. 102 QIBSTDR1 You see sturdy blast doors. They seem to meld into the floor and ceiling. 100 QIPZLDOR You see a tightly sealed door. 101 QIPZLDOR This door appears to be electro-magnetically sealed. Perhaps you can open it elsewhere. 105 QIPZLDOR You temporarily bypass the electric field. 106 QIPZLDOR temporarily bypasses the electric field. 110 QIPZLDOR You fail miserably on disarming the electric field. 111 QIPZLDOR fails miserably on disarming the electric field. 115 QIPZLDOR You fail on disarming the electric field. 116 QIPZLDOR fails on disarming the electric field. 120 QIPZLDOR You encounter an electric field. 121 QIPZLDOR encounters an electric field. 125 QIPZLDOR You are unable move this door. 126 QIPZLDOR is unable to move this door. 130 QIPZLDOR You failed to unlock this door. 131 QIPZLDOR failed to unlock this door. 135 QIPZLDOR You manage to open the door. 100 QIPZLTRM You see a terminal. 101 QIPZLTRM This terminal seems to operate the doors in this area. 102 QIPZLTRM You hear some doors opening. 110 QIPZLTRM You seemed to have dislodged something here. 100 QITURTRM You see a terminal. 101 QITURTRM You see a terminal. It appears to be operational. 102 QITURTRM You see a DataPlex 2000 SmarTerminal, with a full 64k of RAM, it's the very latest in computer technology - too bad it's not working right now. 103 QITURTRM You see a DataPlex 2000 SmarTerminal, with a full 64k of RAM, it's the very latest in computer technology. 104 QITURTRM Welcome to PoseidoNet. Enter Menu Selection: 105 QITURTRM Log On. 106 QITURTRM Help. 107 QITURTRM End Session. 108 QITURTRM This terminal is playing an Indian movie, but it's really boring. 109 QITURTRM This terminal is playing a program about target shooting. All you can see is a bull's-eye. 110 QITURTRM This terminal is showing some kind of modern art - some work with many different colors of stripes. 111 QITURTRM You see a terminal. It shows little green bombs moving diagonally across the screen. 112 QITURTRM This terminal has a message on it, "It is now safe to turn off your computer." You wonder what it means. 113 QITURTRM You see an image of red, green, and blue, pinpoints of light combined to make a picture of something�. 114 QITURTRM There's a hideous visage peering back at you. Oh, wait, this terminal is off. 115 QITURTRM This window peers into a dark dimension beyond space and time. 116 QITURTRM This terminal has a message on it; "Loading Fenestra '98." The terminal is covered with a thick layer of dust. 117 QITURTRM This terminal seems to be an Apricot-brand terminal. It's running something called Fallout 2. Wow, it looks like it's multiplayer and 3D. 118 QITURTRM Enter User ID: 119 QITURTRM (Let me try this) List users. 120 QITURTRM (I wonder if this'll work?) Smith, J. 121 QITURTRM Back. 123 QITURTRM I think I better do this somewhere else. 124 QITURTRM Listing (the terminal displays a list of about 500 names) 125 QITURTRM Listing (the computer displays a list of names) 126 QITURTRM Select User ID or Log Off: 127 QITURTRM (This one has okay access.) Smith, J. 128 QITURTRM (This one looks kind of special.) Presidential Passkey-Security Override 129 QITURTRM (This has better than average access.) Murray, T. 130 QITURTRM (This one has good access.) Curling, Dr. C. 131 QITURTRM (This one looks as though it has really good access.) Bird, D. 132 QITURTRM (Maybe I'll try this later.) Log off. 133 QITURTRM Select: 134 QITURTRM A. E. C.: Atomic Powerplant Operations, 135 QITURTRM Security Status? 136 QITURTRM Download A. E. C.: Atomic Powerplant Operations 137 QITURTRM Security Status 138 QITURTRM Return to User ID: 139 QITURTRM Select: 140 QITURTRM Security Level: Current Status 141 QITURTRM Chemical Corps: Project Status Report 142 QITURTRM A. E. C.: Atomic Powerplant Operations 143 QITURTRM Security Status? 144 QITURTRM Security/Level: Current Status 145 QITURTRM Download Chemical Corps: Project Status Report 146 QITURTRM Download A. E. C.: Atomic Powerplant Operations 147 QITURTRM Security Status 148 QITURTRM Return to User ID: 149 QITURTRM Select: 150 QITURTRM State of the Nation: Current Status, 151 QITURTRM (WORD LIST), 152 QITURTRM Security Level: Current Status, 153 QITURTRM Chemical Corps: Project Status Report, 154 QITURTRM A. E. C.: Atomic Powerplant Operations, 155 QITURTRM Security Status? 156 QITURTRM State of the Nation: Current Status 157 QITURTRM Download Word List 158 QITURTRM Security/Level: Current Status 159 QITURTRM Download Chemical Corps: Project Status Report 160 QITURTRM Download A. E. C.: Atomic Powerplant Operations 161 QITURTRM Security Status 162 QITURTRM Return to User ID: 163 QITURTRM Select: Security Status? 164 QITURTRM Security Status 165 QITURTRM End Access 166 QITURTRM Download Complete. 167 QITURTRM State of the Nation: Current Status 168 QITURTRM Download Word List 169 QITURTRM Security/Level: Current Status 170 QITURTRM Download Chemical Corps: Project Status Report 171 QITURTRM Download A. E. C.: Atomic Powerplant Operations 172 QITURTRM Return to User ID: 173 QITURTRM Download Complete. 174 QITURTRM Download Word List 175 QITURTRM Security/Level: Current Status 176 QITURTRM Download Chemical Corps: Project Status Report 177 QITURTRM Download A. E. C.: Atomic Powerplant Operations 178 QITURTRM Security Status 179 QITURTRM Return to User ID: 180 QITURTRM Download Complete. 181 QITURTRM State of the Nation: Current Status 182 QITURTRM Security/Level: Current Status 183 QITURTRM Download Chemical Corps: Project Status Report 184 QITURTRM Download A. E. C.: Atomic Powerplant Operations 185 QITURTRM Security Status 186 QITURTRM Return to User ID: 187 QITURTRM Guard Barracks Level: Security turrets currently at Armed Alert status. 188 QITURTRM Guard Barracks Level: Security turrets currently at Normal status. 189 QITURTRM Guard Barracks Level: Security turrets currently at Deactivated Maintenance status. 190 QITURTRM Test Subject Holding Level: Security turrets currently at Armed Alert status. 191 QITURTRM Test Subject Holding Level: Security turrets currently at Normal status. 192 QITURTRM Test Subject Holding Level: Security turrets currently at Deactivated Maintenance status. 193 QITURTRM Research and Development Project Area: Security turrets currently at Armed Alert status. 194 QITURTRM Research and Development Project Area: Security turrets currently at Normal status. 195 QITURTRM Research and Development Project Area: Security turrets currently at Deactivated Maintenance status. 196 QITURTRM Executive Office Area: Security turrets currently at Armed Alert status. 197 QITURTRM Executive Office Area: Security turrets currently at Normal status. 198 QITURTRM Executive Office Area: Security turrets currently at Deactivated Maintenance status. 199 QITURTRM Information and Powerplant Level: Security turrets currently at Armed Alert status. 200 QITURTRM Information and Powerplant Level: Security turrets currently at Normal status. 201 QITURTRM Information and Powerplant Level: Security turrets currently at Deactivated Maintenance status. 202 QITURTRM Adjust security level 203 QITURTRM State of the Nation: Current status 204 QITURTRM Download Word List. 205 QITURTRM Download Chemical Corps: Project Status Report 206 QITURTRM Download A. E. C.: Atomic Powerplant Operations 207 QITURTRM Security status 208 QITURTRM Return to User ID: 209 QITURTRM Download complete. 210 QITURTRM Download State of the Nation: Current status 211 QITURTRM Download Word List 212 QITURTRM Security/Level: Current Status 213 QITURTRM Download A. E. C.: Atomic Powerplant Operations 215 QITURTRM Security Status 216 QITURTRM Return to User ID: 217 QITURTRM Download complete. 218 QITURTRM Download State of the Nation: Current status 219 QITURTRM Download Word List 220 QITURTRM Security/Level: Current status 221 QITURTRM Download Chemical Corps: Project Status Report 222 QITURTRM Security status 223 QITURTRM Return to User ID: 224 QITURTRM This terminal currently running deep diagnostic. Please try another terminal. Thank-you. 225 QITURTRM Welcome to PoseidoNet Help system. We regret that your Help files are currently out of date, and unavailable. Seek Help file update? (Y/N) 226 QITURTRM Yes 227 QITURTRM No, Back 228 QITURTRM User Help file update not available with trial PoseidoNet software. Please purchase full version for full access to all further updates. Your trial period for PoseidoNet access is 59, 439 days overdue. 229 QITURTRM Back to Log On. 230 QITURTRM End session 231 QITURTRM Security override requires Presidential-only passkey. Options allowed: Counter Insurgency, Emergency Defensive Systems Shutdown. 232 QITURTRM (I'll take a look at this one.) Counter Insurgency. 233 QITURTRM (I'll take a look at this one.) Emergency Defensive Systems Shutdown. 234 QITURTRM (Maybe I should try something less conspicuous) Return to User ID. 235 QITURTRM (I don't think I want to mess with this right now.) Log Off 236 QITURTRM Counter Insurgency. In the event of an armed rebellion, Presidential Security Keycard allows defensive systems to be turned on all, previously loyal, but now threatening units within an area. Defensive systems are programmed to attack most dangerous foe first. Warning! Current operational level - Entry levels only! 237 QITURTRM (That sounds useful.) Activate Counter Insurgency Protocol. 238 QITURTRM (Maybe I'll give that a shot some other time.) Back 239 QITURTRM (I don't want to play with the computer any more right now.) Log off. 240 QITURTRM Presidential Security Passkey recognized, Good day, Mr. President�. Emergency Counter Insurgency Protocol initiated� Target acquired 241 QITURTRM (I think I'll stand back and see what happens.) 242 QITURTRM Presidential Security Passkey recognized, Good day, Mr. President�. Emergency Counter Insurgency Protocol initiated�**Malfunction**� Security link offline on this level. Please submit form FG-I-106-32-0635 to authorize repair services. Thanks for using another fine Vault-Tek product. Good day. 243 QITURTRM (Maybe it'll work on the entry levels. Hmm, that must mean the area just before the dock. I'll have to give it a try there.) Return to User ID. 244 QITURTRM (I wonder what else I can try?) Back 245 QITURTRM Presidential Security Keycard required to access this function. Keycard not found. 246 QITURTRM (I wonder what else I can try?) Back 247 QITURTRM Emergency Defensive Systems Shutdown temporarily shuts down active security systems on a level by level basis. Shutdown starts deep diagnostic procedure before initiating auto-reboot of security systems. 248 QITURTRM (That sounds like something good to try.) Activate Emergency Defensive Systems Shutdown. 249 QITURTRM (Hmm, maybe I'll try this some other time.) Back. 250 QITURTRM (I don't want to play with the computer any more right now.) Log off. 251 QITURTRM Presidential Security Passkey recognized, Good day, Mr. President�. Emergency Defensive Systems Shutdown initiated�Performing deep diagnostic. Alpha�.Bravo�.Charlie�. 252 QITURTRM (For some strange reason, I don't think I want to do this right now.) Back. 253 QITURTRM (I better get moving, while this thing is still running that diagnostic). Log off. 254 QITURTRM Presidential Security Passkey not recognized. Access denied. 255 QITURTRM (Hmm, I wonder if I can fool the scanner into thinking I have the key by hacking into the access file. I think I'll try.) 256 QITURTRM (Oh well, it was worth a shot.) Back. 257 QITURTRM Security Passkey Scanner malfunction noted�Reinitializing scanner�. 258 QITURTRM (That's my chance, now if I can only get it to think it's recognized the Presidential Passkey�.) 259 QITURTRM (Damn, well nothing ventured�..) Back. 260 QITURTRM Scanner reinitialized. Rescanning�. 261 QITURTRM (Here's the big moment.)-You type feverishly. 262 QITURTRM Illegal procedure detected. Further access to this terminal is denied�Maintenance alert sent. 263 QITURTRM Damn. That's not what I wanted at all. 100 QIWIRES You wonder if these wires are connected to the floor. 110 QIWIRES You cut the wires, stopping the current to the floor. 111 QIWIRES cuts the wires, stopping the current to the floor. 120 QIWIRES You are too inept to cut the correct wires. 100 QUESTS Kill the evil plants that infest Hakunin's garden. 110 QUESTS Obtain flint to have Mynoc sharpen your spear. 120 QUESTS Rescue Nagor's dog, Smoke, from the wilds. 130 QUESTS Retrieve the GECK for Arroyo. 140 QUESTS Find Vic the Trader. 200 QUESTS Free Vic from his debt by getting his radio from his house in Klamath and paying Metzger. 201 QUESTS Sabotage Becky's still. 202 QUESTS Get car part for Smitty. 203 QUESTS Return Anna's locket. 204 QUESTS Collect money from Fred. 205 QUESTS Get book from Derek. 206 QUESTS Deliver a meal to Smitty for Mom. 207 QUESTS Lara wants to know what is being guarded in the church. 208 QUESTS Get permission from Metzger for gang war. 209 QUESTS Find weakness in Tyler's gang guarding the church. 210 QUESTS Help Lara attack Tyler's gang. 300 QUESTS Refuel the still. 301 QUESTS Rescue Smiley the Trapper. 302 QUESTS Guard the brahmin. 303 QUESTS Rustle the brahmin. 304 QUESTS Kill the rat god. 305 QUESTS Rescue Torr. 400 QUESTS Something strange is happening at the farm northeast of Modoc. Investigate and report back to Jo. 401 QUESTS Cornelius has lost his gold pocket watch. Find it and return it to him. 402 QUESTS Farrel wants you to find Cornelius's gold pocket watch. Find it and return it to Farrel. 403 QUESTS Jonny is missing. Find him and bring him home to Balthas. 404 QUESTS Jonny's in the Slag caves. Find a way to get Jonny back home to Balthas. 405 QUESTS Farrel has a rodent problem in his garden. Remove the infestation. 406 QUESTS Deliver Slag message to Jo in Modoc. 407 QUESTS Jo is suspecious of the Slags. Find out about the dead bodies at the Ghost Farm and find out what happened to Karl. 408 QUESTS Go to the Den and tell Karl it's alright to come back home. 500 QUESTS Get a plow for Mr. Smith. 501 QUESTS Deliver Moore's briefcase to Mr. Bishop in New Reno. 502 QUESTS Deliver a sample of jet to Dr. Troy. 503 QUESTS Solve the Gecko powerplant problem. 504 QUESTS Deliver Lynette's holodisk to Westin in NCR. 505 QUESTS Rescue Amanda's husband, Joshua. 506 QUESTS Deliver beer and booze (10 each) to Lydia. 507 QUESTS Deliver pliers (tools) and a wrench to Valerie. 508 QUESTS Scout the eight sectors around Gecko and return to Stark. 509 QUESTS Enter NCR and return to Stark. 600 QUESTS Solve the Gecko powerplant problem. 601 QUESTS Repair the powerplant. 602 QUESTS Optimize the powerplant. 603 QUESTS Get super repair kit for Skeeter. 604 QUESTS Get 3-step plasma transformer for Skeeter. 605 QUESTS Find Woody the ghoul for Percy. Try the Den. 701 QUESTS Fix the mine's air purifier. 702 QUESTS Find the missing people for Marcus. 703 QUESTS Beat Francis at armwrestling. 704 QUESTS Break Manson and Franc out of prison. 705 QUESTS Blow up the mine's air purifier. 706 QUESTS Divert more electrical power to Eric's home. 800 QUESTS Recover your stolen car. 801 QUESTS Find out who was responsible for Richard Wright's overdose. 802 QUESTS Suspect: Jagged Jimmy J 803 QUESTS Suspect: Jules 804 QUESTS Suspect: Lil' Jesus Mordino 805 QUESTS Suspect: Renesco 806 QUESTS Find a way into the Sierra Army Base. 807 QUESTS Track down Pretty Boy Lloyd, recover the stolen money, and make an� example of him. 808 QUESTS Go visit Renesco the Rocketman and collect Mr. Salvatore's tribute of $1000. 809 QUESTS Help guard a secret transaction taking place in the desert. 810 QUESTS Find some endorphin blockers to make a cure for Jet. 811 QUESTS Bust up Wright's still beneath the train station. 812 QUESTS Assassinate Westin in NCR without making it look like a murder. 813 QUESTS Murder Carlson in NCR. 814 QUESTS Deliver ten Cat's Paw magazines to Miss Kitty. 815 QUESTS Deliver a laser pistol to Eldridge. 816 QUESTS Deliver Big Jesus's package to Ramirez at the Stables. 817 QUESTS Collect tribute from the Corsican Brothers. 818 QUESTS Assassinate Boss Salvatore for Big Jesus Mordino. 1100 QUESTS Retrive Parts/Gain Access to Vault 15. 1101 QUESTS "Take care of Officer Jack" for Mira. 1102 QUESTS Complete brahmin drive. 1103 QUESTS Retrive papers from Dr Henry. 1104 QUESTS Test mutagenic serum on a super-mutant. Try Broken Hills. 1105 QUESTS Eliminate Mr. Bishop. 1106 QUESTS Deliver Westin's holodisk to Lynette in Vault City. 1107 QUESTS Get the map from the NCR Rangers, for Vortis the slaver. 1108 QUESTS Free the slaves in the slave pen, for the Rangers. 1109 QUESTS Deliver Hubologist's field report to AHS-9 in San Francisco. 1110 QUESTS Kill Hubologist in NCR for Merk. 1111 QUESTS Stop brahmin raids 1200 QUESTS Fix the Vault 13 computer. 1201 QUESTS Talk to Goris. 1400 QUESTS Find out who cut the whore. 1401 QUESTS Find the excavator chip 1402 QUESTS Break up the bar brawl. 1403 QUESTS Kill Frog Morton. 1500 QUESTS The tanker needs fuel. 1501 QUESTS The navigation computer needs the NavComp part to work. 1502 QUESTS You need to use a FOB to access the navigation computer. 1503 QUESTS Kill the Shi Emperor. 1504 QUESTS The Hubologists need plans for a vertibird from Navarro. 1505 QUESTS Steal the vertibird plans from the Shi. 1506 QUESTS The Hubologists need fuel for their spaceship. 1507 QUESTS Kill Badger so the tanker vagrants will embrace the Hub. 1508 QUESTS Kill the AHS-9. 1509 QUESTS The Shi need plans for a vertibird from Navarro. 1510 QUESTS Steal the vertibird plans from the Hubologists. 1511 QUESTS Find Badger's girlfriend in the hold below the ship. 1512 QUESTS The Dragon wants you to take out Lo Pan - hand to hand. 1513 QUESTS Lo Pan wants you to take out the Dragon - hand to hand, if possible. 1514 QUESTS Get Chip's spleen. 1515 QUESTS Get some hardened power armor from Crockett. 1516 QUESTS Get the vertibird plans for the Brotherhood of Steel. 1600 QUESTS Deal with the deathclaw. 1601 QUESTS Fix K9. 1602 QUESTS Retrieve the FOB from the base Commander. 3200 QUESTS Rescue Chrissy 3201 QUESTS Kill Darion 3202 QUESTS Complete Deal with NCR. 0 QUOTES ; ; Fallout 2 team quotes ; ; Begun 10/22/97 ; ; The fonts used to display this file are the reverse of the ; credits.txt file. In other words, the font used to display ; titles in credits.txt (the lines with the '@') is the font ; used to display these quotes. Putting an '@' at the start of ; a line in this file will use the font used to display the ; names in the credits.txt file (currently 104). ; ; Max line length with the current font (103) is about 63. ; Anything longer than that won't be displayed, as it won't fit ; on the screen. ; ; All lines are automatically centered on the display. ; ; See top of credits.txt for additional info. ; @Quotes from the Fallout 2 team: (Press ESC if you don't want to see some raw language) Wanna see my tool? - Nick I saw where you stuck it. - Scotty I ain't never had nothing that big. - T. Ray Do you want to touch and feel the real thing? - Courtney Most people don't have a 22 inch hole. - Tim I am not going to do the prostitute today. - Tim I can't help it! There are two holes down here and it won't fit in one of them! - Scotty Can you keep track of how many times you have sex in the engine? - Chris A. There's nothing wrong with Barney...I can't believe I just said that! - Chris T. If you want, I'll go whip out my 19-inch. - Jesse I stick lots of things in my mouth I probably shouldn't. - Scotty I'm beginning to feel that marketing people are the bane of the universe. I used to think it was lawyers. - Anonymous It didn't strike me as odd that you were making duck noises. It struck me as odd that I *didn't* find it odd that you were making duck noises. - Fred H. I haven't touched it all morning! - Tom F. Then you're gonna get spanked! - Fred H. Let me guess, you need a kleenex again? - Rob H. That thing has an unpleasantness about it that is not readily apparent. Bring in the others...I wish to taste of their unsavoriness as well. - Matt N. Yes, I am a loser. - Scotty I'm sorry, my computer is going to be "meowing" for the next five minutes. - Jesse How did I do that? I made it bigger! - Nick I'm kinda anal about this... I'm anal about everything... I'M ANAL MAN!! - Scotty There's a big difference between Thanksgiving and Burger King. - Mark H. It's a good idea not to do anything wrong. - Scotty I got a sheep. What can I do with a sheep? - Scotty I think Chris A. has sex...stuff. - Rob H. Jesse flashes people every day... - Rob H. Scotty, you're better than a random fractal. - Anonymous I LOVE sheep! - Greg B. I stick other things in my mouth as well... - Feargus I'm not really interested in going...unless we're gonna do a lot of penetration. - Dave Yeah, you should see the tape... - Fred Sleeping is *way* better than moving. - Nick You look up SUCK and you'll see my name, address and previous convictions. - John D. *I* think it's worth a dollar for 3 days of day-dreaming. - Fred We have to put the whores in, so the player has someone to wake up next to, if they don't sleep with Jenny. - Matt Are there any scripts you can have sex with? - Tom I was aiming it at his crotch and it kept going off. - Jesse I'll never get away from that, nor from the panties. - Nick I can't get Jenny to talk after having sex with her. - Nick Well, I can always cut his nose off and look... - Jesse I...I...I have no one to be bitter against. - Nick I hearby establish that Wednesday is cock day. - Feargus Man, are *you* white. - T-Ray I got 2 kisses and some other things. - Fred H. I'd rather see that than a WonderBra (tm) convention. - Tom Size doesn't matter to me. - Rob H. Please create on me. - Matt N. I had Darren tonight, and I wanted to make sure that if anything went wrong I could bring it back. - Scotty If you want to see Godzilla's penis, go into Tom F.'s office. - John D. Everytime you touch that keyboard, it's like you're touching me. - Chris A. Gary's here, but he's not around. - Scotty Well, that's just what he said. I don't know if that's the case, since he's English and not to be trusted. Of course, *I* am English. - Feargus I meant "snatch" in the sense of "to pilfer." - Chris A. Jesse's more of an expert on how drugs work. - Nick I have no idea where I am going to stuff them. - Feargus I'm not hungry, but I should eat because I don't have any food at home. - Nick What is your obsession with Dilbert and nudity? - Evan C. User error! User Error! I proved you don't know how to use a stapler! Now stay away from my tape dispenser. - Scotty Ow! Not my hairy arm! - Scotty You put the 'b' in subtle. - Colin Because it's my ass. You *all* share my ass! - Feargus I'm sunburned so bad it's not even funny, and I just touched myself! - John D. Did you see Tom with the sheep last night? He was a God! I never saw anyone handle sheep so well. - Jesse Nick is tough and wiry...like bad jerky. - Chris A. What is it about a product cycle that makes me want to cry? - Chris A. You want him 'puppetized'? - Rob H. That almost looks like my tickle-tickle wiggle-wiggle thing. - Jeremey B. I don't have time for your diction. - Chris A. Keep singing, Nick...Jess...Who *are* you? - Gary Cancer, stay away from my penis! - Tom F. I blame your grandparents for even having your parents. - Tom F. I feel a lot better about the project when I'm in denial. - Scotty How am I going to get my head out of there? - Scotty Hatch: An advanced formula for pain. - Scotty I was pretty good with sheep from the beginning. - Dave I couldn't find my ferret this morning, that's why I was late. - Gary Scotty -- He's our dongle. - Chris A. Why is yours so much bigger than mine? Oh, it's zoomed in. - Jesse Clothes I can do without! - Zeb What is the deal with the homing, exploding brahmin? - Greg B. Here's your scissors. Take them before I stab Colin with them. - Tom F. See, I even censor myself! -Feargus Like I said last night, it has nothing to do with being limber. - Fred H. I don't need to see dismembered naked women. Well...never mind. - Greg B. I'm doing the president tonight. - Fred H. I'm slow...'cause I don't know what I'm doing! - Gary P. I can come by and slap it in for you... - Eric Pribish At the first sign of trouble I'm going to run for cover like a little girl. - Fred H. If it has the right data, then it will just automatically work! - Jesse R. I'm going to show you what it's like to be stabbed in the eye and die. - Nick K. I love the way you tighten when you laugh. - Matt N. Do you just pump it to shoot? - Dave H. My brain was removed completely intact. - Dave H. Dan has a martian that's much cleaner. - Nick K. Explain to me how eating a gallon of boogers is a philosophical question. - John D. Is it possible to make drugs have *serious* side-effects? - Nick K. I don't see this as a problem. The rats go "squee". - Matt N. The cows go "moo", the dogs go "arf, arf". - Chris J. (The REAL one) I was amazed at how small I could get it. - Scotty It's still the biggest one we got. We might be able to handle it. - Fred Nick's right, sleeping *is* way better than moving. - Jesse R. Ooooh, can I choke the dragon? - Dave H. I'd like to pop her with a sunbolt. - Dave H. Did you get your little thingy to do it? - Feargus Would you like half a glass of Demo? - Scotty They're talking about juicing Mark's cat. That can't be good. - Jesse R. I seem to be doing better as a woman. - Chad A. Yeah, *I'll* make it sore. - Scotty Don't give Sulik flares, cause he'll chuck them like the President's seed. - Dany M. I was whacking Big Jesus, and I have something to show you. - Chris A. I'll talk to Chad, he's married Sulik many times. - Nick K. We're not dealing with rocket scientists here. We're dealing with computer game players. - Chris A. I say we delete it all and start over. - Chris H. I can't imitate Nick's voice. I'm too manly. - Rodney S. I think that goes beyond the normal attraction most men have for sticky notes. - Greg B. I'm going to go fuck Rob Right now. He deserves it. No, you don't understand, he helped me so much there. He did the trunk thing. - Dan S. I'm going to flash them first, then I will use the wand. - Dave H. Uh-oh. They're making squirrel noises again. - Feargus What is the sound a naked squirrel makes? - Dan S. You wouldn't give me a happy face for Gecko, so I gave myself one. - Nick K. I hate that when you people stab me in the eye with a fork. - Fred H. I like to look. It's fascinating to me. - Dave H. I wanna be a queen. - Doug A. Yeah, that's why the bounty hunters turned into fruit tables, too. - Jesse R. Your dad sure has a sweet ass. - Tom F. Go outside, there's a rat on the street. It's a cheat rat. - Tom F. Excuse while I squeek a bit until we get warmed up. - Dan S. Go now or forever hold Ed's penis. - Tom F. The first time I tried it, I was on my back all day. - Chris H. We are going to be on display like cattle. - Dave H. Not only can I do art, but I'm a professional stripper on the side. - Scotty I'm hungry 'cause I'm a pig. - Fred H. I'm kinda bummed I'm not in the quote file. - Captain Victory Have you seen my crack? It's right there. It's huge. - Dave H. Even if this code was working right, it would still be broken. - Chris H. I'm never going to mention bodily functions again. - Matt N. Still missing two balls? - Dave H. I just saw a brahmin poop! - Ed H. I'm a marsupial by night. - Tom F. I need to inspect your pouch. - Matt N. Rat soccer; games QA plays. - Jesse R. Yeah, well don't believe everything you read in the design docs. - Chris A. He was walking around and all of a sudden he was nude. - Jesse R. Do you mind if I piss in your wastebasket? - Greg B. Now you're absolutely sure there's no sex going on here, right? - Chris A. Get your fingers out of my box! - Jeremy B. Let me stick this in and then I'll show it to you. - Scotty Oops, the orgy has been broken up. - Tom F. The closer we get to shipping, the more like Jim Morrison you get. - Gary P. Yes, I agree, the frog *does* look more sophisticated with only one pineapple. - Jesse R. Could you look at the cowardly brahmin AI packet when you get the chance? It's fighting back with me. - Tom F. Have you played with explosives yet today, Greg? - Dennis P. I feel like one of those fish that has the leeches all over it. -Scotty Why is yours in such good condition? Is it 'cause you never use it? - Jesse R. 100 RAIDERS1 You have come to a cave opening in the side of one of the mountains. 101 RAIDERS1 You have come across a circle of wrecked shacks. In the middle is an old well with a ladder leading down. 100 RAIDERS2 You have entered a dark cave in the side of a mountain. 101 RAIDERS2 You are in a series of pitch black caves. In the darkness, you can hear the clicking of scorpions. 102 RAIDERS2 These caves look like they serve as the barracks for a band of raiders. 100 RCASCGRD You see a burly-looking guard checking you out. 101 RCASCGRD You see one of Ascorti's security people. 102 RCASCGRD You see a competent, vigilant guard watching the crowd. 103 RCASCGRD Keep your hands off our stack, Jack. 104 RCASCGRD Gettin' greedy's gonna cost you. 105 RCASCGRD You shoulda known better than that. 106 RCASCGRD You thought you'd get away with that? 107 RCASCGRD You ain't gonna be able to spend anything now. 108 RCASCGRD There's gonna be a fee for this withdrawal. 109 RCASCGRD And I was just thinking how bored I am. Thanks, stranger. 110 RCASCGRD Yeah, party time begins. 111 RCASCGRD What a maroon. 112 RCASCGRD You'd think that even someone like you would know better than that. 113 RCASCGRD And I was just starting to get bored too. 114 RCASCGRD Yeah! Party's on! 115 RCASCGRD Let's dance. 116 RCASCGRD Ready to rumble? 117 RCASCGRD Oh yeah, bring it on, badman. 118 RCASCGRD I wanna see what your insides look like. 119 RCASCGRD Glad I'm not going to hafta clean up the mess your guts are gonna make in here. 120 RCASCGRD I ain't had a good fight for a week now. 121 RCASCGRD Oh yeah, oh yeeeeaaahhh! 122 RCASCGRD Good to go here. 123 RCASCGRD Don't fuck with the customers. 124 RCASCGRD You'll see what full service is all about. 125 RCASCGRD You can't attack the guests and get away with it. 126 RCASCGRD This ain't that kind of place, pally. 127 RCASCGRD No disruptin' the boss's business. 128 RCASCGRD You just gambled with your life, and lost. 129 RCASCGRD Looks like you're gonna lose this one. 130 RCASCGRD Gonna turn you into scraps for startin' a fight in here. 131 RCASCGRD You dumbass. 132 RCASCGRD You can't do that and live. 133 RCASCGRD Time to take you outta' da' gene-pool 134 RCASCGRD You shoulda known better. 135 RCASCGRD Sorry it had to come to this. 136 RCASCGRD You loser. 137 RCASCGRD Gotta keep the peace here. 138 RCASCGRD This is gonna hurt you more'n us. 139 RCASCGRD Gotta pay to play, pal. 140 RCASCGRD Told you to knock it off. Too bad you didn't listen. 141 RCASCGRD Now we've gotta come down hard on you. 142 RCASCGRD This is really going to hurt�you. 143 RCASCGRD Better put up that gat, pal. 144 RCASCGRD We don't want any trouble here friend. Put that away. 145 RCASCGRD Better put that piece away. 146 RCASCGRD Keep it in the holster, bub. 147 RCASCGRD Put that weapon away. 148 RCASCGRD Better put up that weapon. 149 RCASCGRD Keep your hands off the weapons while you're in here. 150 RCASCGRD Put that weapon away, pal. 151 RCASCGRD Sorry, gotta ask you to put that weapon away. 152 RCASCGRD Put your weapon away. We want things to stay friendly here. 153 RCASCGRD Just keepin' things in line here. 154 RCASCGRD Play nice. 155 RCASCGRD Keep things nice and frosty. 156 RCASCGRD Move along. 157 RCASCGRD Nothing to see here. 158 RCASCGRD Have a nice day. 159 RCASCGRD Welcome to Ascorti's. 160 RCASCGRD Play friendly. 161 RCASCGRD Have a nice day. 162 RCASCGRD Everyone's an Ace here at Ascorti's. 163 RCASCGRD So then I says to them, get your hands off my�. 164 RCASCGRD I can't believe that someone'd be dumb enough to double up on that. 165 RCASCGRD Yup, that's a sucker-bet if I ever saw one. 166 RCASCGRD Man, I don't feel so great. 167 RCASCGRD That Ascorti's one sharp customer. 168 RCASCGRD Psst, straighten up, the boss's looking. 169 RCASCGRD See, it was like this, there was at least twenty�. 170 RCASCGRD That Gecko pie's givin' me heartburn. 171 RCASCGRD Late night last night? 172 RCASCGRD You gotta still be hung over after that. 173 RCASCGRD Breakin' the law, breakin' the law. 174 RCASCGRD You can't come into our town and do that. 175 RCASCGRD You can't pull that kind of shit here. 176 RCASCGRD We don't need your kind here. 177 RCASCGRD Somebody's gotta stomp you flat. 178 RCASCGRD There's a stink in this town and I think it's you. 179 RCASCGRD I smell shitheel... oh, there you are. 180 RCASCGRD Get out of our town, fucknut. 181 RCASCGRD I ain't popped a skull for too long. 182 RCASCGRD I'm gonna watch you bleed for that one. 183 RCASCGRD Did you *really* think we wouldn't notice? 184 RCASCGRD I can't believe you're pulling that shit right in front of us. 185 RCASCGRD Uh, excuse me. KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF! 186 RCASCGRD Stop fucking with the door, you idiot. 187 RCASCGRD What are you doing? 188 RCASCGRD Sheesh, just a lower quality of criminals every day. 189 RCASCGRD Step away from the door. 190 RCASCGRD Don't touch that door again. 191 RCASCGRD Step away from the door. 100 RCASCORT You see a short man with jet-black hair and a nice smile. 101 RCASCORT You see Ascorti, Redding's Mayor. 102 RCASCORT You see a well-dressed man with a greasy look to him. 103 RCASCORT Keep on movin', pal. 104 RCASCORT If you're here to try your luck, you're welcome. 105 RCASCORT Play or get out. 106 RCASCORT You better not make a mess in my place. 107 RCASCORT You should try the tables, tribal. 108 RCASCORT You should try the slots, tribal. Heap good magic there. 109 RCASCORT Take it easy on the firewater, tribal. 110 RCASCORT Hello there; welcome to the fine city of Redding...and welcome to my casino. Everyone's an Ace here at Ascorti's. I'm Ascorti, proprietor and mayor of this fine town. 111 RCASCORT What can Mayor Ascorti do for you? 112 RCASCORT Is there any work here in Redding? 113 RCASCORT What's going on here in town lately? 114 RCASCORT Have you heard of anything called a Garden of Eden Creation Kit? 115 RCASCORT What do you do here? 116 RCASCORT I was just looking around, Mayor. See you later. Goodbye. 117 RCASCORT I run this here casino, and I help to run things in town, too. I keep track of things like deeds and such. 118 RCASCORT Deeds? Deeds to what? 119 RCASCORT I see; let me ask you something else, Mayor. 120 RCASCORT Deeds like the one to that Great Wanamingo Mine that I want to buy from you. Ready to sell it yet? 121 RCASCORT I might be. How much were you going to offer for it? 122 RCASCORT Maybe. Let me ask you about something else first. 123 RCASCORT I'm still thinking it over. Goodbye, Mayor. 124 RCASCORT Well, just the one deed. The one I sold to you. You know, for the Great Wanamingo Mine? 125 RCASCORT Oh, that deed. Now I remember. Let me ask you about something else, Mayor. 126 RCASCORT Of course - I was just wondering if you had any other bargains. Well, I better get to work clearing that mine. Goodbye. 127 RCASCORT Just that deed for the Great Wanamingo Mine that you sold back to me. Remember? 128 RCASCORT Of course I do. Uh, let me ask you about something else, Mayor. 129 RCASCORT Yes, of course. I was just checking. Goodbye, Mayor Ascorti. 130 RCASCORT All kinds of private property. Why, right now, I have a Jim-dandy of a deed for sale. 131 RCASCORT What's that? 132 RCASCORT I bet you do, but let me ask you about something else first, Mayor. 133 RCASCORT Hmm, I think I'll look around town first, Mayor. Goodbye. 134 RCASCORT It's the deed to the Great Wanamingo Mine just outside of town. I can sell it to you for only $1,000, too. Special offer; just your luck to hit me on a generous day like this. 135 RCASCORT That sounds interesting. Tell me more. 136 RCASCORT What's the catch, Mayor? 137 RCASCORT I don't think I want to buy that right now, Mayor. Let me ask you about something else. 138 RCASCORT Well, there are some dang critters in there that need to be killed before anyone will work the mine. If'n you were to buy the deed - and then kill off the critters infesting it - I'd be happy to buy the deed back off you for a nice profit. 139 RCASCORT A profit? How much of a profit? 140 RCASCORT Why don't you clear it out yourself if it's so profitable? 141 RCASCORT Critters? What kind of critters? 142 RCASCORT No catch. No catch at all. You just have to evict some of the squatters that have taken up residence there. No hardship at all for a rugged customer like yourself. I can tell you more if you'd like. 143 RCASCORT Okay, I'll bite. Tell me more. 144 RCASCORT I don't think I want to get into that sort of business, Mayor. Let me ask you about something else. 145 RCASCORT I see. I think I'll leave that to someone else. Goodbye, Mayor. 146 RCASCORT Heck, more than double. I figure that's the least that your time's worth to you. I couldn't afford to pay any more than that. There's still a lot of work that needs to be put back into the mine before I can start to turn a profit with it. 147 RCASCORT Sounds good to me. How much was that again? 148 RCASCORT I don't think I want to do that. Let me ask you about something else, Mayor. 149 RCASCORT $1,000 for the deed to the Great Wanamingo Mine. You want it? 150 RCASCORT Yes, I'll buy the deed. 151 RCASCORT I'd like to buy the deed, but I don't have enough money for it right now. Let me ask you about something else. 152 RCASCORT I don't think I want to buy that right now. Let me ask you about something else. 153 RCASCORT Maybe some other time, Mayor. Goodbye. 154 RCASCORT I'll go ahead and record the Great Wanamingo Mine's deed in your name. Let me know when you've got it all cleared out, and I'll buy it back from you. 155 RCASCORT I'll do that. Let me ask you about something else right now, though. 156 RCASCORT Okay. See you in a while, Mayor. 157 RCASCORT I can't really do that. I'm not a real danger-seeking kind of guy. I know my strengths and fighting just isn't one of them. Now you, you look like a real tough hombre. This should be just up your alley. 158 RCASCORT Maybe so. How much are you willing to pay to buy the deed back once I clear it out? 159 RCASCORT Maybe, maybe not. I'll think about it. Let me ask you something else, Mayor. 160 RCASCORT I don't think I have time for that right now. Sorry, Mr. Mayor. Goodbye. 161 RCASCORT So, you clear out that mine yet? 162 RCASCORT I sure did. 163 RCASCORT I haven't right now, but I will. In the meantime, let me ask you about something else. 164 RCASCORT I'm working on it. Goodbye, Mayor Ascorti. 165 RCASCORT You know, I don't think you got all of those damn Wanamingos. You better go back and check. I won't buy it back from you until every last one of them is dead. 166 RCASCORT I see. Let me ask you about something else first, Mayor. 167 RCASCORT Well, I better go back and check then. 168 RCASCORT You did a great job of clearing all them damn Wanamingos out of that mine, but you've got a problem. 169 RCASCORT A problem? Like what? 170 RCASCORT You cleared out the whole mine. Thanks so much. Ready to sell me the deed? I'll give you $2,500 for it. 171 RCASCORT I don't think so. I think I'll hold on to it for now. Goodbye, Mayor. 172 RCASCORT You bet. I'll be happy to unload this deed, Mayor Ascorti. 173 RCASCORT We call 'em Wanamingos. They're some kind of all-fired weird critter with nasty teeth and suckers or somesuch. Not too intelligent, but nasty up-close. 174 RCASCORT I see. And you want me to get rid of them? 175 RCASCORT You've got it. I knew you weren't as slow as you look. You can be right quick when you're of a mind to be. 176 RCASCORT Yeah. So how much do I stand to make on my $1,000? 177 RCASCORT It was so homey-looking that someone else moved in. A nasty type by the name of Frog Morton, uh, and his gang too, from what I hear. 178 RCASCORT Why do they call him Frog Morton? 179 RCASCORT How's that my problem? 180 RCASCORT Great, what do I do about this? 181 RCASCORT I guess it's because he's got a reputation for croaking people. He's a real nasty customer who won't be missed...and you'll be a hero. You'd like to be a hero, wouldn't you? 182 RCASCORT Maybe, but I still don't see how this is my problem. 183 RCASCORT Yeah, sure. What do I do about this? 184 RCASCORT I guess I've got some more house-clearing to do. I'll be back when I've kicked some more ass, Mayor. 185 RCASCORT Well, until the mine is cleared out I can't send miners in to work it. So, if you want to sell me the mine, it's your problem. 186 RCASCORT Why do they call him Frog Morton? 187 RCASCORT Great. What do I do about this? 188 RCASCORT I better get busy, then. Goodbye, Mayor. 189 RCASCORT I think you should go back to the Wanamingo Mine and kill off Frog and his gang. When you do that, you can come back here and I'll be happy to buy the mine from you. 190 RCASCORT Nothing's ever easy, is it? Okay, Mayor. I'll see you later. I've got some business to attend to. 191 RCASCORT You ready to sell that Wanamingo Mine deed back to me yet? 192 RCASCORT Sure thing, Mayor. How much was that again? 193 RCASCORT Not yet, Mayor. Goodbye. 194 RCASCORT I hear that you've decided to help the Sheriff. Good. I can't afford to allow that deadbeat Rooney to keep her marvelous house. 195 RCASCORT You mean that tiny, drafty shack you're overcharging her for? 196 RCASCORT I bet. How much does she owe you? 197 RCASCORT Well, I'll see what I can find out. Let me ask you something else, though. 198 RCASCORT Yeah. So who are you, anyway? 199 RCASCORT I prefer to call it cozy, with flow-through seasonal ventilation. It's quite reasonably priced, too. 200 RCASCORT I bet it is. How much back-rent does she owe you? 201 RCASCORT Hmm, well I better be going, Mayor. Goodbye. 202 RCASCORT Let's see here�Mrs. Rooney owes me�yes, here it is, $120. That's it. $120. 203 RCASCORT Is that all? I've got that right here. 204 RCASCORT That's not that much. Let me ask you about something else. 205 RCASCORT I'll see what I can do to make her pay up. Goodbye. 206 RCASCORT That'll do it. Now she's current. Thanks for settling that account. 207 RCASCORT Not a problem. Let me ask you about something else, though. 208 RCASCORT I guess some people are just more generous than others. Goodbye, Mayor. 209 RCASCORT Thanks for clearing out my property, Sheriff. Now I can rent it to someone that can actually pay for it. 210 RCASCORT I sure didn't feel good about what I did. 211 RCASCORT That makes sense. 212 RCASCORT Why not? You should have. By kicking out Widow Rooney, you've enabled me to keep paying all of my employees. If I didn't pay them, then their families would go hungry. That's not right, is it? 213 RCASCORT I guess not. I didn't think about it that way. But I still don't feel great about it. 214 RCASCORT It doesn't look like you're suffering much here. I'm sure your casino makes enough. 215 RCASCORT It takes a big individual to do the right thing, even when that thing doesn't leave them feeling good. You did a hard thing, and you did it well. Have a beer on me. 216 RCASCORT Thanks, Mayor; that's mighty nice of you. 217 RCASCORT I don't think I want to drink with you. Now or ever. Goodbye. 218 RCASCORT No problem at all. Happy to wet the whistle of local law enforcement. 219 RCASCORT Thanks again, Mayor. Let me ask you about something else, though. 220 RCASCORT Thanks, Mayor. I'll see you around. Goodbye. 221 RCASCORT Today, maybe, but it's not always so lucky. I've got to maintain a good balance, good income. I owe it to my employees - as well as a little something for myself, of course. 222 RCASCORT I guess that's fair enough. 223 RCASCORT You're lower than a gecko's belly. I've heard enough. Goodbye. 224 RCASCORT I just wanted to thank you again for doing the right thing by Mrs. Rooney. I sure didn't want to kick that old gal out of her home. 225 RCASCORT But you would have. Well, let's talk about something else. 226 RCASCORT Somehow, I knew you'd say something like that. Goodbye, Mayor. 227 RCASCORT You went too far with the Widow Rooney. She wasn't no threat to nobody. Why'd you have to go and kill her? 228 RCASCORT She had it coming. 229 RCASCORT It was an accident. 230 RCASCORT Had it coming? She weren't nothing but a little harmless old lady. You're plumb crazy. Just get out of here. 231 RCASCORT You talkin' to me? 232 RCASCORT I was already on my way out of this shack. Goodbye. 233 RCASCORT An accident? They still can't find all of her body parts. You just better make sure you don't make a habit out of accidents like that. They're bad for business. 234 RCASCORT I understand. Let me ask you about something else, Mayor. 235 RCASCORT I'll be more careful next time. 236 RCASCORT Yes, I'm talking to you. Do you see anyone else around that I might be talking to? Get the hell out of my bar. 237 RCASCORT Are *you* talkin' to *me*? 238 RCASCORT I'm going, I'm going. 239 RCASCORT What? Are you deaf or just stupid? *I'm* talking to *you*, all right. Now get out! 240 RCASCORT Well, you must be talkin' to me 'cause I don't see no one else around here. 241 RCASCORT All right. I'm leaving. Don't give yourself a stroke. Goodbye. 242 RCASCORT Is everyone in your tribe this stupid? That's it. You want to dance? Then let's dance. Guards! 243 RCASCORT You've gotta be talkin' to me and I don't like what you're saying. 244 RCASCORT Whoa, hey...easy there, sparky. I was just leaving. 245 RCASCORT I hear you're working for Earl Marion as a sort of fill-in Sheriff until he gets better. That oughta keep your hands full for a while. Cain't think of any other real work for you in town, anyhow. 246 RCASCORT I see. Let me ask you about something else then, Mayor Ascorti. 247 RCASCORT Hey, tell me about the mine owners. 248 RCASCORT Thanks anyhow, Mayor. Goodbye. 249 RCASCORT I hear you did a real good job of helping Sheriff Marion out. Town's been pretty quiet since you helped him out. I cain't rightly think of anything that would suit your talents. 250 RCASCORT Thanks, Mayor. That means a lot coming from you. Let me ask you about something else here. 251 RCASCORT Hey, tell me about the mine owners. 252 RCASCORT Thanks anyhow. Guess I'll be moseying on then. Goodbye. 253 RCASCORT I understand that Sheriff Earl Marion is looking for someone to fill in for him until his bum leg heals up a fetch. You might go talk to him. His office is just South of here, across the street. 254 RCASCORT Thanks for the tip. Before I go, though, let me ask you about something else. 255 RCASCORT Hey, tell me about the mine owners. 256 RCASCORT Maybe I'll take a look over there, then. Thanks. 257 RCASCORT Well, there's the Sheriff, and then the mine owners are looking for someone to retrieve some kind of part for one of their machines. 258 RCASCORT What about the Sheriff? 259 RCASCORT What about the mine owners? 260 RCASCORT Interesting. Let me ask you about something else, Mayor. 261 RCASCORT Maybe I'll look around a bit. Thanks and goodbye. 262 RCASCORT Heck, that's right. I hear you already went ahead and got that chip for one of 'em. 263 RCASCORT Well, tell me about the Sheriff, then. 264 RCASCORT Yup, that was me. Tell me about something else then, Mayor. 265 RCASCORT Oh, I thought there was something new. Well, goodbye then. 266 RCASCORT I don't know too much about it. You should go talk to either Dangerous Dan McGrew at the Morningstar Mine, or to Marge LeBarge at the Kokoweef Mine. They're both just north of the downtown area here, across from the graveyard. 267 RCASCORT Thanks. Now, what about the Sheriff? 268 RCASCORT Thanks. Let me ask you about something else, though. 269 RCASCORT Maybe I'll take a walk up there and talk to them. Thanks, Mayor. Goodbye. 270 RCASCORT Lately our gold shipments have started to slow down because the miners are spending too much time flying high on Jet. 271 RCASCORT Almost all of the miners are spending more time flying Jet than mining for gold...so our prices are up, and our imports are down. Bad for business all the way around. 272 RCASCORT Everyone's getting too high on Jet to work effectively. We aren't making but a tenth of our regular gold shipments, and we've jacked the price way up on that. This can't last. 273 RCASCORT Seems like everyone got a bad batch of jet. All of the regular Jet Jockeys are going through some kind of massive detox. I guess something didn't agree with 'em. I don't know what all happened but I think it'll turn out for the better. 274 RCASCORT Things are almost back to normal. Everyone who was sick on Jet has just about sworn it off. Our mine production and shipping schedule is just about back up to normal, too. Looks like the worst is over. 275 RCASCORT Hmm. That's interesting. Let me ask you about something else, Mayor Ascorti. 276 RCASCORT I see. Thanks for the info, Mayor. Goodbye. 277 RCASCORT A Garden of Eden Creation Kit? I think they made Vault City out of one of those. All of the vaults were supposed to have one, but there sure ain't one around here nowheres. 278 RCASCORT Oh, well. Let me ask you something else, Mayor. 100 RCBETTE You see a burly female miner. 101 RCBETTE You see Blasphemous Bette, a miner for the Morningstar Mine. 102 RCBETTE You see a well-muscled woman bristling with confidence. 103 RCBETTE Caminetto, your Kokoweef miners are all show and no go. 104 RCBETTE I'll show you where to go, Blasphemous Bette. 105 RCBETTE You couldn't show me where to go with a roadmap. 106 RCBETTE Just 'cause I wouldn't wanna get that close to ya. 107 RCBETTE Don't flatter yourself, you little runt. 108 RCBETTE You'd be lucky to get a runt instead of that drilling machine you normally use. 109 RCBETTE Well, at least my drill lasts more than thirty seconds. 110 RCBETTE No wonder the Morningstar's machinery is always breaking down. 111 RCBETTE I'll show you broken down, with my fists! 112 RCBETTE Your fists? Your breath is bad enough. 113 RCBETTE I don't know how you could smell that over your own 3-week stink. 114 RCBETTE Stink? Hell, looking at you causes me enough pain. 115 RCBETTE You don't know nuthin' about pain, but I'll teach you something. 116 RCBETTE You teach me? 117 RCBETTE Yeah, that's right. 'Cause your momma sure didn't. 118 RCBETTE You talkin' about my momma now? Ain't that creative. 119 RCBETTE I'll do a better job of creating a new face for you. That old one sure ain't much to look at. 120 RCBETTE You and what army? 121 RCBETTE Just me. That's all it's gonna take. But I bet us Morningstars can take you wimpy Kokoweefs anytime. 122 RCBETTE I don't think so. Kokoweef rules the roost here. I'm gonna have to learn you that. 123 RCBETTE Gonna be hard for you to do that when I beat you unconscious. 124 RCBETTE Think you might get lucky then, huh? 125 RCBETTE I don't need luck to pound you flat. 126 RCBETTE You're gonna pound me with your fat? Uh oh, now I *am* scared. 127 RCBETTE Put up or shut up, you little shrimp. 128 RCBETTE Come get some, you hag. 129 RCBETTE Now who's hoping to get lucky? 130 RCBETTE That's it, I'm gonna take you out for that one. 131 RCBETTE Who the hell is this watching us? 132 RCBETTE Someone new. Hey, this is a private matter! Let's get 'em! 133 RCBETTE Fer once I agree with you. Get 'em! 134 RCBETTE Who's gonna mine the gold now, huh, asshole? 135 RCBETTE I could use a fucking vacation. 136 RCBETTE I gotta share this crappy jail with that jerk? 137 RCBETTE Caminetto, your fucking days are numbered. 138 RCBETTE Kiss your ass goodbye for this. 139 RCBETTE Get me the fucking hell out of here! 140 RCBETTE Hey, fuckwit, let me out of here! 141 RCBETTE Hey, Sheriff; I'll blow you if you let me out. 142 RCBETTE Next time I'll settle your fucking hash. 143 RCBETTE What the hell are you looking at? 144 RCBETTE What do you want, dipshit? 145 RCBETTE I'm not going to let you fight each other. 146 RCBETTE I was just wondering what's going on here. 147 RCBETTE There's a bunch of shit in this bar and me and my Morningstar miners are gonna shovel it out into the street. The biggest turd even has a name - Caminetto. 148 RCBETTE Why? What started it? 149 RCBETTE I see. Well, I can't let you do that. You have to break it up now. 150 RCBETTE Just look at their sorry-ass, limp-dicked selves. Who wouldn't want to stomp them flat? 151 RCBETTE That's not good enough. I can't let you fight. 152 RCBETTE Well, that seems like a problem, all right. I don't blame you. Good luck. 153 RCBETTE What the hell are you going to do about it, you goddamn shit-heel? 154 RCBETTE I'll kill the first person to throw a punch. 155 RCBETTE I'm just going to ask you real nice like. Then I'm going to load up my weapons and wait for some target practice. 156 RCBETTE The Sheriff asked me to help him out while he's laid up with a bum leg. I've got to keep my word to him. 157 RCBETTE Yeah? That Marion's kinda cute. Okay, for him I'll give those Kokoweef pansies a rain-check for an ass-kicking. 158 RCBETTE Thanks. I was hoping you'd see things that way. Goodbye. 159 RCBETTE Don't you think you're some kind of shit-hot asphalt cowboy. I don't think I like your fucking attitude. 160 RCBETTE You don't have to like it. You're going to walk with me to the Jail or I'm gonna drag your corpse there. Your choice. 161 RCBETTE Oh, I'm sorry. I certainly didn't mean to be rude. I'll be leaving now. Goodbye. 162 RCBETTE Yeah? Well, I tell you what. I'll go if you jail that asswipe Caminetto, too. 163 RCBETTE You're not in a position to make deals. 164 RCBETTE That's not a bad idea. Putting some bars between the two of you should cool things off a bit. Come along, you two. 165 RCBETTE Are you suffering from a cranial-rectal inversion? If you try anything we'll all jump you just for a warmup. Then there's gonna be blood. Think the Sheriff'll like the job you're doin' then? 166 RCBETTE No, I guess he wouldn't. 167 RCBETTE Doesn't matter to me. It won't be *my* blood that's spilled. 168 RCBETTE Well, maybe I could use a fucking rest. I've been working my goddamn ass off lately. (to the others) Break it up, gang. I'll be back at work tomorrow. 169 RCBETTE Good choice. 170 RCBETTE Don't worry; I'm bringing Caminetto along to keep you company. Right, Caminetto? 171 RCBETTE You just don't fucking get it, do you? You try to mix it up with us and both me and that weasel-dick Caminetto are gonna lay into you. 172 RCBETTE Then I'll just have to jail both you and Caminetto. 173 RCBETTE Then I'll just have to kill both you and Caminetto. 174 RCBETTE Hmm, I think I'm needed in another part of town. Right away. Goodbye. 175 RCBETTE I guess you're brighter than you look. But then you must be; you're standing erect. Just run on home to mommy and say there wasn't anything you had enough guts to do. 176 RCBETTE That's it. I've had enough of your mouth. One last chance: Go quietly or I'll tear you apart. 177 RCBETTE Maybe I'll do that. I sure don't want to hurt anyone. Goodbye. 178 RCBETTE I see how this is going, you little piece of shit. OK, You can take me in, and Caminetto too. (to Caminetto) Right, my little fuckface? 179 RCBETTE That's more like it. 100 RCCAMINT You see a short, burly, miner with curly black hair. 101 RCCAMINT You see Caminetto, a brawling miner for the Kokoweef Mine. 102 RCCAMINT You see a thick-set man with the air of a confident fighter. 103 RCCAMINT Caminetto, your Kokoweef miners are all show and no go. 104 RCCAMINT I'll show you where to go, Blasphemous Bette. 105 RCCAMINT You couldn't show me where to go with a roadmap. 106 RCCAMINT Just 'cause I wouldn't wanna get that close to ya. 107 RCCAMINT Don't flatter yourself, you little runt. 108 RCCAMINT You'd be lucky to get a runt instead of that drilling machine you normally use. 109 RCCAMINT Well, at least my drill lasts more than thirty seconds. 110 RCCAMINT No wonder the Morningstar's machinery is always breaking down. 111 RCCAMINT I'll show you broken down, with my fists! 112 RCCAMINT Your fists? Your breath is bad enough. 113 RCCAMINT I don't know how you could smell that over your own 3-week stink. 114 RCCAMINT Stink? Hell, looking at you causes me enough pain. 115 RCCAMINT You don't know nuthin' about pain, but I'll teach you something. 116 RCCAMINT You teach me? 117 RCCAMINT Yeah, that's right. 'Cause your momma sure didn't. 118 RCCAMINT You talkin' about my momma now? Ain't that creative. 119 RCCAMINT I'll do a better job of creating a new face for you. That old one sure ain't much to look at. 120 RCCAMINT You and what army? 121 RCCAMINT Just me, that's all it's gonna take. But I bet us Morningstars can take you wimpy Kokoweefs anytime. 122 RCCAMINT I don't think so. Kokoweef rules the roost here. I'm gonna have to learn you that. 123 RCCAMINT Gonna be hard for you to do that when I beat you unconscious. 124 RCCAMINT Think you might get lucky then, huh? 125 RCCAMINT I don't need luck to pound you flat. 126 RCCAMINT You're gonna pound me with your fat? Uh oh, now I *am* scared. 127 RCCAMINT Put up or shut up you, little shrimp. 128 RCCAMINT Come get some, you hag. 129 RCCAMINT Now who's hoping to get lucky? 130 RCCAMINT That's it, I'm gonna take you out for that one. 131 RCCAMINT Who the hell is this watching us? 132 RCCAMINT Someone new. Hey, this is a private matter! Let's get 'em! 133 RCCAMINT Fer once I agree with you. Get 'em! 134 RCCAMINT You sure did yourself a job there. Put every damn miner in Redding behind bars. 135 RCCAMINT You got some nerve, putting us away. 136 RCCAMINT We was just having a bit of fun. Let us out. 137 RCCAMINT What we was doin' weren't none of your business. 138 RCCAMINT Get the hell out of here. 139 RCCAMINT Get me out of here. 140 RCCAMINT Hey, let me out. 141 RCCAMINT I'm innocent. 142 RCCAMINT I didn't do nothin' 143 RCCAMINT Sheriff? I gotta take a leak. 144 RCCAMINT What the hell do you want? 145 RCCAMINT I'm not going to let you fight each other. 146 RCCAMINT I was just wondering what's going on here. 147 RCCAMINT Me and my boys are gonna teach these Morningstar creampuffs a lesson. Starting with Blasphemous Bette over there. 148 RCCAMINT Why? What started it? 149 RCCAMINT I see. Well, I can't let you do that. You have to break it up now. 150 RCCAMINT We just got tired of their ornery selves stinking up our bar. 151 RCCAMINT That's not good enough. I can't let you fight. 152 RCCAMINT Well, that seems like a problem, all right. I don't blame you. Good luck. 153 RCCAMINT Oh yeah? How're you gonna stop us? 154 RCCAMINT I'll kill the first person to throw a punch. 155 RCCAMINT I'm just going to ask you real nice like. Then I'm going to load up my weapons and wait for some target practice. 156 RCCAMINT The Sheriff asked me to help him out while he's laid up with a bum leg. I've got to keep my word to him. 157 RCCAMINT Well, OK...for the Sheriff's sake I 'spose we can hold off a bit. 158 RCCAMINT Thanks. I was hoping you'd see things that way. Goodbye. 159 RCCAMINT Well, aren't you a goody-two-shoes. I don't think I like your tone, pal. 160 RCCAMINT You don't have to like it. You're going to walk with me to the Jail or I'm gonna drag your corpse there. Your choice. 161 RCCAMINT Oh, I'm sorry. I certainly didn't mean to be rude. I'll be leaving now. Goodbye. 162 RCCAMINT All right, all right. I'll go if you jail Bette, too. That sounds like a fair deal. 163 RCCAMINT You're not in a position to make deals. 164 RCCAMINT That's not a bad idea. Putting some bars between the two of you should cool things off a bit. Come along, you two. 165 RCCAMINT Aren't you tough. I don't think you can take us without people getting killed. You think the Sheriff is gonna like that? 166 RCCAMINT No, I guess he wouldn't. 167 RCCAMINT Doesn't matter to me. It won't be *my* blood that's spilled. 168 RCCAMINT I guess you got me there. Okay, I'll come quietly. (to the others) Go on back to the mine, lads. I'll see you tomorrow. 169 RCCAMINT Good choice. 170 RCCAMINT Don't worry, I'm bringing Bette along to keep you company. Right, Bette? 171 RCCAMINT I don't think it's going down like that. I think you just put yourself in the middle and now we're going to both take you apart. 172 RCCAMINT Then I'll just have to jail both you and Bette. 173 RCCAMINT Then I'll just have to kill both you and Bette. 174 RCCAMINT Hmm, I think I'm needed in another part of Redding. Right away. Goodbye. 175 RCCAMINT You bet he wouldn't. Why don't you just go back and tell him that there wasn't anything you could do? 176 RCCAMINT That's it. I've had enough of your mouth. One last chance: Go quietly or I'll tear you apart. 177 RCCAMINT Maybe I'll do that. I sure don't want to hurt anyone. Goodbye. 178 RCCAMINT All right, I think we can see the writing on the wall - right, Bette? (she nods) You got us. Take us in, Sheriff. 179 RCCAMINT That's more like it. 100 RCCSHTND You see a sleazy cash tender. 101 RCCSHTND He looks like he would buy just about anything to get people to gamble here. 102 RCCSHTND Wah d'ya want? 103 RCCSHTND I want to trade some things in. 104 RCCSHTND Nothing. 105 RCCSHTND want shinies. 106 RCCSHTND go bye-bye. 107 RCCSHTND Anything else? 108 RCCSHTND I've got some more things to trade in. 100 RCDICK You see a scruffy-looking man with a large beard. 101 RCDICK You see Athabaska Dick. 102 RCDICK This man looks like a miner who would know his way around a pit. 103 RCDICK You're too dumb for mine-work. 104 RCDICK Welcome to the big city. 105 RCDICK Your skylight leaks a little, don't it? 106 RCDICK You're 'bout as smart as bait. 107 RCDICK I've used shovels with more brains 'an you. 108 RCDICK Same old thing, mostly. All of us miners working jist enough to get our next flight on Jet. 109 RCDICK Let me ask you something else. 110 RCDICK Jet? What's Jet? 111 RCDICK I see. Goodbye. 112 RCDICK Well, most of us are workin' our asses off to get enough Jet. Damn price's going up all the time now. Hate the way I feel when I'm not flyin' Jet. 113 RCDICK Let me ask you something else. 114 RCDICK Jet? What's Jet? 115 RCDICK I see. Goodbye. 116 RCDICK Cain't hardly work enough to get the Jet I need to feel good. Mebbe' we can work somethin' out with New Reno, direct like. I heard that Ascorti might be workin' on that. 117 RCDICK Let me ask you something else. 118 RCDICK Asctorti? Who's that? 119 RCDICK Jet? What's Jet? 120 RCDICK I see. Goodbye. 121 RCDICK I don't feel so good lately, and it seems like I ain't alone, neither. I tried to fly more Jet but it shore don't seem to help none. I think it's jist makin' me feel worse than ever. I feel lower'n a snake's belly-jist like most of the miners. 122 RCDICK Let me ask you something else. 123 RCDICK Jet? What's Jet? 124 RCDICK I see. Goodbye. 125 RCDICK I don't know what happened, but most everyone gave up on Jet after that last batch. I felt like we were going to fly Jet to that big airport in the sky. Nobody has much interest in takin' it no more. Jist the idea makes us sick. 126 RCDICK Let me ask you something else. 127 RCDICK Jet? What's Jet? 128 RCDICK I see. Goodbye. 129 RCDICK Howdy. My name's Athabaska Dick. Mostly people just call me Dick. 'Course, there's some what calls me Athabaska. Mostly they just call me Dick, though. 130 RCDICK Hey there. What can old Athabaska Dick do you for? 131 RCDICK Got to hurry. Faster, faster! Well? What are you waiting for? If you want to talk to Athabaska Dick you need to talk quicker'n that. 132 RCDICK Wha', what do you want? Cain'tcha see I'm busy. (mutters to himself) must stay busy all the time�busy�busy�. 133 RCDICK (groans) What do you want of old Athabaska Dick? (to himself) I feel like I been kicked in the head by a mule. 134 RCDICK I'm feelin' mighty poorly. Whatcha wanna bother ole Dick with? 135 RCDICK Hello, my name's Athabaska Dick. I used to spend all my time taking Jet. But I'm not doing that shit anymore. 136 RCDICK I ain't never felt so washed up and raggedy in all my born days. 137 RCDICK Dick, what do you do here? 138 RCDICK Hey Dick�what's going on in town lately? 139 RCDICK Hear any interesting rumors? 140 RCDICK What's At-the-basket mean? 141 RCDICK What's the matter with you? 142 RCDICK What happened to you? 143 RCDICK I work a spell now and then here at the Morningstar. They can always used experienced help. 144 RCDICK Let me ask you something else, then. 145 RCDICK I understand. Well, that's all I needed to know. Goodbye. 146 RCDICK Well, not much lately except about them goll-dang Wanamingos. 147 RCDICK Want-a-mongols? What the heck is that? 148 RCDICK Of course. Let me ask you about something else. 149 RCDICK Well, that's all I needed to know. Goodbye. 150 RCDICK Atha-baska, Athabaska. That's not so dang hard to say, is it? Criminy. That's just my nickname. Do you really want to know how I got my nickname? 151 RCDICK Uh, not really. Let me ask you something else. 152 RCDICK I think that's all I need to know. Goodbye. 153 RCDICK Key-rist! I'm sicker 'an a dog and I've been yelling at my feet for days now...ever since I had that last hit of Jet. Something must've gone bad with that batch. If'n I survive this, I ain't never gonna have Jet again. 154 RCDICK Sounds bad. Let me ask you something else, then. 155 RCDICK I understand. Well, that's all I needed to know. Goodbye. 156 RCDICK I did it. Don't feel real great about it, yet. But I reckon that I'll be better off for it. 157 RCDICK What do you mean? What happened? 158 RCDICK You're tellin' me you ain't never heard of the Wanamingos? 159 RCDICK Uh, well, um. Sure I've heard about the Wanamingos. Let me ask you something else. 160 RCDICK Nope, never heard of anything like that. Tell me about them. 161 RCDICK I've never heard about Wana-whatchamacallits, and I don't have time to waste on your fairytale now. Goodbye. 162 RCDICK I kicked the habit - that's what happened. I ain't never having Jet again. That last batch nearly killed me. I found I didn't want it so much after that. I ain't wanted none since. 163 RCDICK Well, good for you, I guess. Let me ask you something. 164 RCDICK Interesting. Well, I'll leave you to your recovery. Goodbye. 165 RCDICK Well, some say they were here before the A-bombs, H-bombs, and all-what-else hit. Others say they were jean-eti-cally injuneered as weapons. An' then there's some what says that they're from a whole differ'nt planet. 166 RCDICK What are *they*? Who cares where they came from, just tell me what *they* are. 167 RCDICK Yeah, sure. I've heard enough, old-timer. Goodbye. 168 RCDICK Well, I don't rightly know what they are 'zactly. But I kin tell you this: they shut down the Wanamingo Mine just west of town a few years back. 169 RCDICK The Wanamingo mine? 170 RCDICK That's nice. Well, I better be going, old-timer. Thanks for the story. Goodbye. 171 RCDICK Yup. And the Great Wanamingo was the richest strike in these here parts, too. But now, nobody'll go near it. Heck, you could even buy it from Ascorti if you wanted to. But nobody will. 172 RCDICK Like I was saying. The Great Wanamingo used to be the richest mine around, but now you could buy it for a song. 173 RCDICK I could buy it? Is it worth anything? 174 RCDICK Who's Ascorti? 175 RCDICK Sounds too dangerous for me. Goodbye. 176 RCDICK Well, not right now it ain't. Haven't you heard anything I've said? It's filled with them damn Wanamingos. But if'n someone was to clean the place out - well that'd be a brahmin of a differ'nt color. Heck, you wouldn't even have to kill all of 'em. 177 RCDICK What do you mean? 178 RCDICK Brahmin of a different color? Is that like a pink pachyderm? I'm going to leave you and your delirium alone now. Goodbye. 179 RCDICK Well, there's some stuff in there that the owners of the Morningstar and the Kokoweef mines here in town would sure pay a pretty penny for. 180 RCDICK What kind of stuff? 181 RCDICK Money. Hmm. Well, I've got to be going. Goodbye. 182 RCDICK Well, ya see, mines used to be dug out by big machines. Heck, those machines are built to last. Both mines got big diggers. But - an' here's the money question - the dang little control chips weren't made so tough. Neither mine's got a chip that works. Heh-hee. 183 RCDICK I'm not sure I understand what you're getting at here. 184 RCDICK The more parts there are, the more there is to break. Thanks for the info. Goodbye. 185 RCDICK Well, what I'm saying is that either mine owner would pay for one of these digger-control-chips. Heck, if they had a workin' machine and the other mine doesn't, they'd shut the other mine down - or buy 'em out - in no time. 186 RCDICK Too bad nobody knows where to get one of those chips, then. 187 RCDICK I'll have to see how much they'd pay for a chip like that. Thanks. Goodbye. 188 RCDICK Squee-gee out your dang ears! I told you where to look for the damn chip. Ain't you been listening to a word I said? The Wanamingo mine had machines, and they were workin' 'til the time the mine got shut down. Prolly still chips down there. Jist waitin' fer someone to come along an' take 'em. 189 RCDICK Hmm, maybe so. Let me ask you about something else. 190 RCDICK Tell me about those Want-to-mangles, then. 191 RCDICK Thanks. I'll have to look into that. Goodbye. 192 RCDICK Well you see - here's the god's honest truth - I know someone who saw one up close-like, it was� (time passes)�With huge fangs that it uses to�(more time passes)� 193 RCDICK I had a friend once that I was workin' a claim with and one day�(time passes)�big as a brahmin and it smelled worse�(more time passes)� 194 RCDICK You're jist gonna fall asleep anyhow, but here goes nuthin.' It was late at night, see, and so� (time passes)�tracks like a cross 'tween a Radscorpion and a Gecko�(more time passes)� See, I told you you'd fall asleep. 195 RCDICK Huh, wha? (your head snaps up; you must have been dozing). 196 RCDICK I better go find something to help me stay awake. Goodbye. 197 RCDICK �So, now you know. The slaves that used to work the mine blew up the dynamite stores and escaped, rather than face those Wanamingos. Shut down the mine right after and nobody went back. 198 RCDICK Where did you say the Great Wanamingo Mine is? 199 RCDICK Sounds sensible enough. Well, goodbye for now. 200 RCDICK Jist west of town. But I heard that some of the Wanamingos been coming into town late at night. So mebbe' you won't have to go out there to see 'em. Heh-hee. 201 RCDICK I think I've heard all I need to about Wanamingos. Let me ask you something else. 202 RCDICK I'll keep an eye out for anyone Wanting-to-mingle. Goodbye. 203 RCDICK Ascorti's the mayor. He runs Ascorti's Ace downtown. He takes care of buying and selling a lot of stuff. He's right in the middle of all kinds o' thangs. 204 RCDICK Ascorti's the Mayor of Redding. But I don't rightly know where he is. Haven't seen him around for a stretch. 205 RCDICK Let me ask you about something else. 206 RCDICK Oh, okay. Well, go on with the rest of your story, then. 207 RCDICK I think I've listened to you long enough. Goodbye. 208 RCDICK Jet is jist a little somethin' from New Reno. I jist take enough to smooth out the rough edges. 209 RCDICK Let me ask you something else. 210 RCDICK Interesting. Thanks and goodbye. 211 RCDICK Jet's the way to go, man. If I'm not flying Jet, I just don't feel right no more. You've gotta get yourself some. 212 RCDICK Let me ask you something else. 213 RCDICK Interesting. Thanks and goodbye. 214 RCDICK I cain't make it without taking some Jet. Everyone's flyin' it lately. Gotta have it jist to get by. Heck, I don't feel so good with it as I feel shitty without it. 215 RCDICK Let me ask you something else. 216 RCDICK Interesting. Thanks and goodbye. 217 RCDICK The Jet's bad, man. Everyone who's using got all sick like they're gonna die. I think I better� (bends over and dry heaves a bit)�sorry. Say pardner, can we talk about something else? 218 RCDICK Sure, sorry. Let me ask you something else. 219 RCDICK Interesting. Thanks and goodbye. 220 RCDICK I don't never want to hear about that god-damn Jet again. That stuff'll kill ya. Damn-sight worse'n Radscorp venom. I cain't believe that I ever liked that stuff. That last time� I thought I was a goner. 221 RCDICK Let me ask you something else. 100 RCDRJOHN You see a thin, nervous-looking man. 101 RCDRJOHN You see Painless Doc Johnson, Redding's Resident Physician. 102 RCDRJOHN You see a cadaverous, nervous fellow with bulging eyes. 103 RCDRJOHN Your head is larger than I would think. 104 RCDRJOHN Your beetling brow confirms my suspicions. 105 RCDRJOHN You have a very well developed sagittal crest. 106 RCDRJOHN I wonder if it was long exposure to radiation that so reduced your cranial capacity. 107 RCDRJOHN No food here. Go away! 108 RCDRJOHN Shoo, shoo! 109 RCDRJOHN Go back to the wilderness, you savage. 110 RCDRJOHN If only tribals were as passive as brahmin, they could be just as useful. 111 RCDRJOHN Looks like you came to the right person. I'm Doc Johnson and I can patch you up. 112 RCDRJOHN Hello there. You brought your friend to be patched up? I'm Painless Doc Johnson, and I'll take care of 'em. 113 RCDRJOHN Looks like you fellers got caught on the short end of the stick. I'm Doc Johnson, and I can patch you up if you want. 114 RCDRJOHN Hello, I'm Doc Johnson, and my professional opinion is that you're looking a mite poorly. Need me to fix you up? 115 RCDRJOHN Hello, I'm Doc Johnson. I'll have to take a closer look at your friend if you want me to fix 'em up. They don't look too good. 116 RCDRJOHN Whatever you fellers caught, I'm sure I can fix it. I'm Doc Johnson. 117 RCDRJOHN Got yourself all scraped up, huh? Well, let Doc Johnson take a look at that. Easy now, I'm a professional. 118 RCDRJOHN What have you folks been getting yourselves into? Let old Doc Johnson take a look at ya. 119 RCDRJOHN Thanks, Doc. How much will this cost? 120 RCDRJOHN I just wanted to try to buy some supplies. 121 RCDRJOHN I don't need healing right now so much as some answers to some questions. 122 RCDRJOHN Nice to meet you, but I don't think any healing's needed right now. Thanks anyway, Doc. Goodbye. 123 RCDRJOHN It's going to cost $50 to patch you up good as new. 124 RCDRJOHN It'll cost you $50 to have your friend all patched up. Good as new, I guarantee it. 125 RCDRJOHN Here's your money, Doc. 126 RCDRJOHN I guess I can't afford that right now. Sorry, Doc; maybe another time. 127 RCDRJOHN $50, huh? Maybe I'll have that done later. Goodbye, Doc. 128 RCDRJOHN Tell you what; I'll give you a group rate seeing as how you're all broken up. $100 to patch up the lot of you. 129 RCDRJOHN Here's your money, Doc. Fix us up. 130 RCDRJOHN I guess we can't afford that right now. Sorry, Doc; maybe another time. 131 RCDRJOHN $100, huh? Maybe we'll have that done later. Goodbye Doc. 132 RCDRJOHN Looks like you're not doing too well there. I can cure what ails you for $100. You want me to try? 133 RCDRJOHN Your pal's not doing too well. I think I can cure what ails 'em for $100. You want me to try? 134 RCDRJOHN I hope you can do better than try, Doc. Here's your money. 135 RCDRJOHN I guess I can't afford that right now. Sorry, Doc; maybe another time. 136 RCDRJOHN $100, huh? Maybe I'll have that done later. Goodbye, Doc. 137 RCDRJOHN What a bunch of sick pups. Well, I can try to fix you up and cure what ails you, but it's going to cost you $150. Want me to have at it? 138 RCDRJOHN Yes, please. Here's your money, Doc. 139 RCDRJOHN We can't afford that right now. Sorry, Doc; maybe another time. 140 RCDRJOHN $150, huh? Maybe I'll have that done later. Goodbye, Doc. 141 RCDRJOHN I'd sure like to help you, but you don't have enough to cover your bill. Medical supplies cost money. 142 RCDRJOHN Aww, come on, Doc. We sure need your help. 143 RCDRJOHN I'll come back when I have more money. Goodbye. 144 RCDRJOHN Well, okay. I'll do it this once - but you better have the money to pay me next time. 145 RCDRJOHN That worked�once. Just like I told you. This time I need the money. You aren't going to get anything in this world for free - my services included. 146 RCDRJOHN Thanks, Doc. I sure appreciate it. Next time I'll have cash. I promise. 147 RCDRJOHN I feel kind of guilty imposing on you like that. I better come back when I have money to pay you. 148 RCDRJOHN Okay, sorry. But before I go, let me ask you about something. 149 RCDRJOHN Okay, okay. I'll be on my way, then. Goodbye, Doc. 150 RCDRJOHN Sorry. No money, no service. I can't give meds away to everyone who asks for them. I'd be broke inside of a week. You'll have to come back when you've got money to pay my fee. 151 RCDRJOHN I don't have cash, but I have stuff to barter. Can I trade you something for your services? 152 RCDRJOHN Before I go, let me ask you something. 153 RCDRJOHN OK, I'll try to raise some cash. Goodbye. 154 RCDRJOHN What would you like to know? 155 RCDRJOHN What now? 156 RCDRJOHN I think I have a solution for the Jet problem that you have here. 157 RCDRJOHN I hear that Redding has been having a problem here with its exports lately. 158 RCDRJOHN I could sure use some healing. 159 RCDRJOHN I'm just wondering about what's going on here in town. 160 RCDRJOHN Why do they call you Painless Doc Johnson? 161 RCDRJOHN Got any medical supplies I could trade for? 162 RCDRJOHN I was just looking around. Goodbye, Doc. 163 RCDRJOHN What does this look like to you? A general store? No, I don't barter for medical services. I just want payment in honest gold dollars, thank you very much. Come back when you have some. 164 RCDRJOHN All right. I get the picture. Goodbye. 165 RCDRJOHN I might be able to provide you with some supplies; let's see what you've got in trade. 166 RCDRJOHN Okay, Doc. 167 RCDRJOHN I didn't mean right now. I was just wondering if you had stuff to trade. I have some questions, though. 168 RCDRJOHN Oh, I don't need anything right now. See you later, Doc. 169 RCDRJOHN Did you get everything you need? 170 RCDRJOHN Well? Did that do it for you? 171 RCDRJOHN Actually, let me take one more look at your stuff. 172 RCDRJOHN Thanks, Doc. Let me ask you something. 173 RCDRJOHN I sure did, Doc. Thanks. Goodbye for now. 174 RCDRJOHN There you go. All better. That do it for you? 175 RCDRJOHN Actually, I had some questions I wanted to ask you. 176 RCDRJOHN That'll do it. Thanks, Doc. 177 RCDRJOHN Wouldn't let that go too long. Some wounds fester and start oozing puss. Then there's always gangrene. Course, lately, I haven't used my knives as much as I'd like. Getting a bit rusty. Tell you what: Go ahead and let it go as long as you want. Maybe I can get some practice later on. 178 RCDRJOHN I see. While I'm festering, let me ask you about something. 179 RCDRJOHN Uh, yeah, well I'll think about that. Goodbye, Doc. 180 RCDRJOHN Lately, it seems as though more miners are spending their time flying on Jet than mining. If this keeps up, Redding's gold production will come to a halt. New Reno doesn't seem to mind, though. 181 RCDRJOHN All of the miners here are only working enough to get their next hit of Jet. Production here has really slowed down. If this keeps up, New Reno's going to own Redding. 182 RCDRJOHN All miners are doing here lately is getting high. Hardly anyone's mining for gold any more. I'm worried that New Reno's going to own this town. I sure wish there was a way to stop this Jet reliance. 183 RCDRJOHN What does New Reno have to do with it? 184 RCDRJOHN Where does the Jet come from? 185 RCDRJOHN I see. Let me ask you about something else. 186 RCDRJOHN Thanks for the information. I'll see you around, Doc. Goodbye. 187 RCDRJOHN Hello there. I'm Painless Doc Johnson. What can I do for you? 188 RCDRJOHN What can old Doc Johnson do for you this time? 189 RCDRJOHN Hey, Doc. I just had some questions to ask you. 190 RCDRJOHN I was wondering if you had any meds I could trade for. 191 RCDRJOHN Doc, I heard about some special armor implants. Do you know anything about that? 192 RCDRJOHN I was just looking around, Doc. Nice to meet you. Goodbye. 193 RCDRJOHN Thanks to you, I'm turning this Jet problem around. That antidote of yours that I slipped into the Jet supply is doing a great job of grounding all those Jet Jockeys. 194 RCDRJOHN I'm glad it's working. Let me ask you about something else. 195 RCDRJOHN Aren't people suspicious about getting sick on the Jet that you sold them? 196 RCDRJOHN Glad it's working, Doc. I guess I'll be on my way. Goodbye. 197 RCDRJOHN Thanks to the antidote that you brought me, Redding's problems with Jet are at an end. It looks as though New Reno will have to find another way to try and take over here. 198 RCDRJOHN I'm happy I was able to help. Let me ask you something else. 199 RCDRJOHN Weren't people suspicious about getting sick on the Jet that you sold them? 200 RCDRJOHN What did New Reno have to do with it? 201 RCDRJOHN Glad it worked, Doc. Goodbye for now. 202 RCDRJOHN A solution? What do you mean? 203 RCDRJOHN I mean that I have an antidote to Jet. Dr. Troy in Vault City made it, and it should solve the Jet-reliance problem that you have here. 204 RCDRJOHN Oh, nothing. Let me ask you about something else, Doc. 205 RCDRJOHN We sure do. Too much Jet, not enough work...but where did you hear about that? 206 RCDRJOHN McClure in Vault City told me. 207 RCDRJOHN I just heard a rumor, that's all. 208 RCDRJOHN It's not really important. Let me ask you about something else. 209 RCDRJOHN New Reno sells Jet pretty cheap. Jet's real habit-forming, like nothing you've ever seen before. They figure that if they get enough people in an area using it, those people will do anything to get more. That gives them de facto control of an area - like Redding. 210 RCDRJOHN I see. Let me ask you about something else, Doc. 211 RCDRJOHN So if you don't want New Reno to control Redding, just who do you want in charge here? 212 RCDRJOHN Thanks for explaining that to me, Doc. Goodbye. 213 RCDRJOHN All of the Jet here in town is shipped here from the Mordino family in New Reno. It comes mostly in bulk packages, and then I process it into user-ampoules...so I end up selling all of it right here. 214 RCDRJOHN You must make a tidy profit out of that. 215 RCDRJOHN You must be real chummy with New Reno, then. 216 RCDRJOHN I see. Let me ask you about something else. 217 RCDRJOHN Have any Jet that I could have, then? 218 RCDRJOHN Not really. I guess they're so used to me processing the bulk batches of Jet into user-ampoules that they haven't even thought twice about it. I've been doing it for quite a while before this, and I've been the doctor here for a long time. 219 RCDRJOHN I'm glad that you're not in trouble. Let me ask you about something else, Doc. 220 RCDRJOHN Good. I bet things would get ugly if they ever suspected. Well, goodbye, Doc. 221 RCDRJOHN Well, everyone wants a part of the gold here in Redding, so we're going to go to be controlled by someone, eventually. I just want us to have the master that's going to do the best job for Redding. 222 RCDRJOHN And who do you think that is? 223 RCDRJOHN The way I see it, Redding's best chance is with Vault City controlling things here. That's where I'm from - so I might be biased - but I really do think that Vault City can do a better job of helping the citizens of Redding. 224 RCDRJOHN Why is that? 225 RCDRJOHN Because they handle Vault City in a just and humane manner. They would do the same for Redding. I'm sure of it. 226 RCDRJOHN Vault City takes care of their citizens all right, but they treat non-citizens like dirt. 227 RCDRJOHN I see, Doctor. That makes a certain kind of sense. 228 RCDRJOHN They'll realize the benefits soon enough. I'm certain that they'll welcome Vault City's administration with open arms, uh, eventually. 229 RCDRJOHN I see. Well, let me ask you about something other than politics. 230 RCDRJOHN Hmm, I don't know about that. Goodbye. 231 RCDRJOHN That's nonsense. Vault City does extend special privileges to citizens, but only because they're better qualified to enjoy those things than brutish non-citizens. Besides, everyone can qualify for Vault City citizenship if they pass the tests. 232 RCDRJOHN I'm not sure how the people here in Redding would react to rule by Vault City. 233 RCDRJOHN Yeah, no doubt. Goodbye, Doc. 234 RCDRJOHN I fill the user-ampoules with Jet and then distribute it purely as a service to the people of Redding. I don't make a profit doing it. If I didn't do it, then some other quack would be preparing the chem with germ-encrusted, rusty equipment. I'd never get this population disease-free after that. 235 RCDRJOHN What a nice guy you are, Doc. That's great. Let me ask you about something else, then. 236 RCDRJOHN How *noble* of you, Doctor. 237 RCDRJOHN That's interesting. I'll see you later, Doc. Goodbye. 238 RCDRJOHN I'll thank you not to use such heavy sarcasm when you say that. Call it nobility if you like; I prefer practicality. The mine owners pay me a stipend to keep the miners relatively healthy and able to work. If I let someone else work with the Jet, I'd never be able to do the job I'm paid to do. 239 RCDRJOHN I see. Well, let me ask you about something else, then. 240 RCDRJOHN Hmm, thanks for telling me that. Goodbye, Doc. 241 RCDRJOHN Dr. Troy? I know him. A wonderfully talented physician. We worked together when I was in Vault City. Tell me about this antidote. 242 RCDRJOHN You worked in Vault City? 243 RCDRJOHN Dr. Troy said that I should bring the antidote to you, and that you'd know what to do with it. 244 RCDRJOHN Yes, that's where I received my medical training. I'm a Vault City citizen. I found that there are many places in the world that needed my medical expertise more than Vault City. So here I am. Now, about that antidote... 245 RCDRJOHN Dr. Troy said that I should bring the antidote to you, and that you'd know what to do with it. 246 RCDRJOHN Indeed I will. Let me have it, then. 247 RCDRJOHN Here it is, Doc. 248 RCDRJOHN Not so fast Doc. What's it worth to you? 249 RCDRJOHN I don't think I'm ready to hand it over just yet. See you around, Doc. Goodbye. 250 RCDRJOHN What's it worth to me? Why, you little weasel! I oughta� 251 RCDRJOHN Easy there, Doc; that kind of talk makes me feel so bad that I get all shaky. I could drop things�like this antidote bottle. 252 RCDRJOHN Okay, okay. Hey, I was just kidding. Here it is. 253 RCDRJOHN Thank you. I'll make sure the miners get a little something *extra* with the next batch of Jet that they pick up. 254 RCDRJOHN Aren't they going to be suspicious of you, Doc? 255 RCDRJOHN I'm glad I could help. Let me ask you about something else, Doc. 256 RCDRJOHN Good. I hate seeing all those damn Jet Pilots flying around all the time. Goodbye, Doc, and good luck to you. 257 RCDRJOHN Okay, you've got me. I'll give you $2,000 for it. That's all I've got. 258 RCDRJOHN I guess that will have to do. Okay, here it is, Doc. 259 RCDRJOHN I think I'll hold on to it for a while yet. Goodbye, Doc. 260 RCDRJOHN You can do that, but you won't get a better price from me. That's really all I have. 261 RCDRJOHN Well, okay, I guess I'll take the $2,000. Here's the antidote, Doc. 262 RCDRJOHN We'll see. Goodbye, Doc. 263 RCDRJOHN I know McClure. He's on the Vault City council. What did he tell you? 264 RCDRJOHN That mine production is way down and gold prices are way up. 265 RCDRJOHN I'm not sure I should tell you. 266 RCDRJOHN Oh? And what did this rumor say? 267 RCDRJOHN That mine production is way down and gold prices are way up. 268 RCDRJOHN Oh, just the usual garbage. Hey, let me ask you about something else, Doc. 269 RCDRJOHN That's true. The miners here are all getting high on Jet instead of working. So exports are down and prices are up. This situation can't last. 270 RCDRJOHN That's not good. Hmm, let me ask you about something else. 271 RCDRJOHN That doesn't sound good, Doc. Goodbye. 272 RCDRJOHN It's because my patients usually pass out before they get to screamin' too much. It's kind of a joke. 273 RCDRJOHN I see. Well, that's uh, comforting. I guess. Let me ask you something else, then. 274 RCDRJOHN I think I need to be going. I just remembered an important appointment that I have, uh, somewhere. Uh, goodbye, Doc. 275 RCDRJOHN You can tell me. I'm a doctor. 276 RCDRJOHN Oh, yeah. Well, okay. He told me that gold production here in Redding is way down and prices are way up. 277 RCDRJOHN I read something about that, too. It's not too hard to do if you've got the training. And the equipment. 278 RCDRJOHN Do you have what you need to perform the operations? 279 RCDRJOHN Mostly. I have the skill and the training, but I don't have the implant material. 280 RCDRJOHN So, what does that mean? 281 RCDRJOHN That means that we'll just have to improvise. I think I can get what I need from a set of standard combat armor. I can take the concussive protection plates and also the thermal cells from the armor. 282 RCDRJOHN That's great. So you can do it? 283 RCDRJOHN Well, yes - but if I pack too much armor in, the patient sure isn't going to win any beauty prizes. 284 RCDRJOHN I don't care about that; I just want the protection. What can you do, exactly? 285 RCDRJOHN There are actually four different operations that can be performed. There's Dermal Impact Armor that protects against impact, and there's Phoenix Armor Implants that protects against heat. Then each one has an Assault Enhancement as well. You have to get the basic armor before you can get the Assault Enhancement. 286 RCDRJOHN What operation did you want to know about? 287 RCDRJOHN I don't think I want to do anything like that. Let me ask you about something else. 288 RCDRJOHN Tell me more about the implants. I think I may want you to operate on me. 289 RCDRJOHN I think I know enough now. I'll have to think about it. Goodbye. 290 RCDRJOHN Which operation were you interested in? 291 RCDRJOHN The Dermal Impact Armor. 292 RCDRJOHN The Phoenix Armor Implant. 293 RCDRJOHN The Assault Enhancement for the Dermal Impact Armor. 294 RCDRJOHN The Assault Enhancement for the Phoenix Armor Implants. 295 RCDRJOHN Doc, I think I'd rather ask you about something less�uh, invasive. 296 RCDRJOHN I guess I don't want to hear about an operation right now. Goodbye. 297 RCDRJOHN According to what I've read, Dermal Impact Armor gives you 5% resistance to normal and explosive damage - over and above any other armor you're wearing. The operation takes about two days, one suit of Combat Armor (for parts), and it will cost you $5,000. This procedure should be fairly simple�I think. Hmm, you may not even scar all that badly. 298 RCDRJOHN That sounds great, Doc. Let's do it. I just hate getting shot, stabbed, and blown up all the damn time. 299 RCDRJOHN Let me ask you about one of the other operations, Doc. 300 RCDRJOHN I'll have to come back when I have more money, Doc. Goodbye. 301 RCDRJOHN I'll have to come back when I dig up a set of Combat Armor, Doc. Goodbye. 302 RCDRJOHN I don't think I want to do this right now after all. Goodbye, Doc. 303 RCDRJOHN You need to have the Dermal Impact Armor installed before I can give you the Assault Enhancement. But I'll tell you what it should do. The Assault Enhancement should give you a total of 10% resistance to normal and explosive damage - over and above any other armor you're wearing. The operation takes a few days and it'll cost you $30,000. In addition, you're not going to be too Charismatic after I finish. Cramming all those impact plates under your skin is going to make you look pretty damn angular, but in a very streamlined way. But who doesn't like the way a new car looks - I'll try not to give you tail-fins. 304 RCDRJOHN The Assault Enhancement of the Dermal Impact Armor should give you a total of 10% resistance to normal and explosive damage - over and above any other armor you're wearing. The operation takes a few days and it'll cost you $30,000. In addition, you're not going to be too Charismatic after I finish. Cramming all those impact plates under your skin is going to make you look pretty damn angular, but in a very streamlined way. But who doesn't like the way a new car looks - I'll try not to give you tail-fins. Ready to begin? 305 RCDRJOHN That sounds great, Doc. Let's do it. I'm all assault, all the time, and I don't mind looking the part. 306 RCDRJOHN Let me ask you about one of the other operations, Doc. 307 RCDRJOHN I'll have to come back when I have more money, Doc. Goodbye. 308 RCDRJOHN I'll have to come back when I dig up a set of Combat Armor, Doc. Goodbye. 309 RCDRJOHN I don't think I want to do this right now after all. Goodbye, Doc. 310 RCDRJOHN According to the reports, Phoenix Armor Implants give you 5% resistance to thermal damage (fire, laser, and plasma) - over and above any other armor you're wearing. The operation takes a few days, one suit of Combat Armor (for the thermal-dissipative membranes), and it will cost you $8,000. Not to worry, though; this operation *should* create only minimal scarring - at least that's what I read. 311 RCDRJOHN That sounds great, Doc. I sure won't have to worry about extra sunscreen after this. 312 RCDRJOHN Let me ask you about one of the other operations, Doc. 313 RCDRJOHN I'll have to come back when I have more money, Doc. Goodbye. 314 RCDRJOHN I'll have to come back when I dig up a set of Combat Armor, Doc. Goodbye. 315 RCDRJOHN I don't think I want to do this right now after all. Goodbye, Doc. 316 RCDRJOHN You need to have the Phoenix Armor Implants before I can give you the Assault Enhancement. But I'll tell you what it should do. The Assault Enhancement should give you a total of 10% resistance to thermal damage (fire, laser, and plasma) - over and above any other armor you're wearing. The operation takes a few days and it'll cost you $48,000. In addition, you're not going to be too Charismatic after I finish. Layering all those thermal dissipators under your skin is going to make you look a bit lumpy, sort of like an overstuffed burrito. 317 RCDRJOHN The Assault Enhancement of the Phoenix Armor Implants should give you a total of 10% resistance to thermal damage (fire, laser, and plasma) - over and above any other armor you're wearing. The operation takes a few days and it'll cost you $48,000. In addition, you're not going to be too Charismatic after I finish. Cramming all those impact plates under your skin is going to make you look a bit lumpy, sort of like an overstuffed burrito. Ready to begin? 318 RCDRJOHN That sounds great, Doc. Let's do it. 319 RCDRJOHN Let me ask you about one of the other operations, Doc. 320 RCDRJOHN I'll have to come back when I have more money, Doc. Goodbye. 321 RCDRJOHN I'll have to come back when I dig up a set of Combat Armor, Doc. Goodbye. 322 RCDRJOHN I don't think I want to do this right now after all. Goodbye, Doc. 323 RCDRJOHN There, that should do it. The operation was a success. You shouldn't have to worry about bumps and bruises so much anymore. That swelling and tenderness will go down in a few days. 324 RCDRJOHN I wouldn't have thought that your skin could accommodate so many of those impact plates, but you're ready for action now. You not only look sort of like Frankenstein, but you should be as tough as him as well. Uh, try to stay out of the sun until most of the scabs slough off. 325 RCDRJOHN That turned out rather well, I think. The Phoenix Armor implanted much more neatly than I would have thought it would. That burning and itching feeling will probably go away in a few weeks...once your innards get used to the fibers. 326 RCDRJOHN Coming around, are we? You're just jam-packed with thermal-dissipators and dissipative membranes. You won't look quite so lumpy in a few weeks, but you won't be winning any beauty pageants again, either. Try not to pick at the pus-crusts near the drainage incisions until they stop suppurating. 327 RCDRJOHN Thanks for the advice, Doc. This is great. Hey, let me ask you about something else. 100 RCFANNIE You see a rather worn-looking woman. 101 RCFANNIE You see Fannie Mae, one of the hostesses at the Malamute Saloon. 102 RCFANNIE You see a woman who shows more wear from mileage than from years. 103 RCFANNIE (Fannie looks distinctly unhealthy as she wobbles towards you) Hey there, lover. I'm feeling a little under the weather lately. Want to give me some money for a quick boost? I can make it worth your while. (grins) 104 RCFANNIE (Fannie looks distinctly unhealthy as she wobbles towards you) Hey there, sister. Can you spare a few bucks to help a gal who's down on her luck? Just 'til I get back on my feet again. 105 RCFANNIE (Fannie doesn't look very well at all) Hey there, pal. Ready for a li'l fun with Fannie? Half-price for you, lover. Where'd I put my Jet? 106 RCFANNIE (Fannie doesn't look very well at all) Hey there, lady, spare some money? Or a bit o' Jet fuel even? 107 RCFANNIE Fannie, you look like hell. Why don't you lay off the Jet for a while? 108 RCFANNIE I think you've enjoyed enough of my charity, and it didn't seem to help you at all. 109 RCFANNIE You've had enough for now. 110 RCFANNIE Why don't you just sleep it off? 111 RCFANNIE Jet's the only thing that makes me fly. ./~Come fly with me ./~ Give me a little something special, won'tcha? 112 RCFANNIE Oh, you're just full of great ideas now, aren't you. Well, I don't need you. Plenty of people still want to pay for Fannie's charms. If you won't give me money for Jet, then just get out of my sight. 113 RCFANNIE I have something that should cure you of that reliance on Jet. 114 RCFANNIE Find yourself another sucker, Fannie. Goodbye. 115 RCFANNIE You're going to kill yourself if you keep on this way. I don't want to watch you do that. Goodbye. 116 RCFANNIE Ain't you a sight. 117 RCFANNIE Fannie don't flop for no morons. 118 RCFANNIE Come back with some money and maybe Fannie can learn you something. 119 RCFANNIE You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya? 120 RCFANNIE You're 'bout as smart as bait. Ain't ya? 121 RCFANNIE A cure? What, are you crazy? Do I look like I want to be cured? You want to make me feel better, sugar? Give me some more Jet. 122 RCFANNIE Well, I guess just a little more to get you by wouldn't hurt. Here's some Jet. 123 RCFANNIE You've already had more than enough Jet. Last thing I need to do is watch another Jet reliant. Goodbye. 124 RCFANNIE If I had any Jet, I'd be using it myself. Goodbye. 125 RCFANNIE Yeah, that's what I need. Oh yeah. What a rush. Mmmmm... 126 RCFANNIE Uh, well, I guess I'll just let you enjoy yourself now. Goodbye. 127 RCFANNIE Sounds like you're really Jetted-up, now. I'll see you around. Goodbye. 128 RCFANNIE Hey there, sailor. Come here often? You come here to visit with Fannie Mae? 129 RCFANNIE Hello, sister. Looking for work? 130 RCFANNIE Uh, yeah. I'm here to visit you. 131 RCFANNIE Work? What kind of work? 132 RCFANNIE Uh, I was just looking around. Goodbye. 133 RCFANNIE Well, aren't you sweet. Acting so bashful and all. It's going to cost you $60 for a visit with me, sugah. 134 RCFANNIE Maybe you'll last a bit longer this time, honey. You'll get more of your $60 worth that way. 135 RCFANNIE Nice and slow, baby. I'll show you a real nice time for your $60. 136 RCFANNIE $60, huh? Sounds like a good price to me. Here's my money. 137 RCFANNIE Thanks for the offer, but maybe another time would be better. Goodbye. 138 RCFANNIE $60? I don't think I want to visit you if it's going to cost that much. Goodbye. 139 RCFANNIE You've been so nice to me. I felt that you really meant something when you did that. (sob) I sure wish it was like that all the time. 140 RCFANNIE Well, when you're with me, it is. 141 RCFANNIE You sure know how to talk the talk. 142 RCFANNIE I don't want to do this anymore. Me an my fella' are going to get away from here and live life straight. Just as soon as I can pay off Lou. 143 RCFANNIE Pay off Lou? 144 RCFANNIE Hey, I gave you money already. What are you talking about? 145 RCFANNIE Yeah, well...I owe Lou some money and I can't leave until I pay her off. But as soon as I do (sniff) I'm going to take my beau and get myself as far away from this life as I can. If I could only raise a little extra dough. 146 RCFANNIE How much extra money do you need to pay off Lou? 147 RCFANNIE Can't your boyfriend help you out of debt? 148 RCFANNIE That's a sad story, but you should have the money you need soon enough. As long as you keep your back to the mattress, that is. Goodbye. 149 RCFANNIE All I need now is $200 and I'm in the clear. My man and I are out of here clean and free. No more strange, grubby, people pawing at me all day and night. Uh, I didn't mean no offense. 150 RCFANNIE None taken. I don't really paw, do I? Anyhow, I could pay your way out of here. Here's $200. 151 RCFANNIE Sounds sad, alright. Well, I guess you'd better get busy then. Goodbye. 152 RCFANNIE Oh thank you,thank you. I didn't think that there was anyone this kind outside of my dreams. You're the best. Thanks again. Hey, want a freebie? On the house? 153 RCFANNIE Why sure, Fannie. I think I'll take you up on that offer. 154 RCFANNIE That's not really necessary, Fannie. Just use the money to get yourself out of this life. Goodbye. 155 RCFANNIE He really wants to, but he's just barely getting by as a miner. We keep hoping he'll make a big strike but that hasn't happened yet. And last week a beam fell on him and broke his leg, so he can't work. Now I have to give him what little money I can spare 'til he gets better. 156 RCFANNIE Sounds as though you two have had some bad luck. How much did you say you need? 157 RCFANNIE Thanks again. I can't wait to tell my guy. We'll be out of here as soon as his leg heals up. 158 RCFANNIE That was quite a thank you, Fannie. I just better get myself out of here while I can still walk. You're welcome. Goodbye. 159 RCFANNIE It'll be a loss to the profession to see you go, Fannie. Goodbye. 160 RCFANNIE Hey there. You want to spend some time with Fannie? 161 RCFANNIE Didn't I give you some money so you could stop doing this? 162 RCFANNIE Sure, sounds good to me. Good thing I caught you before you left. 163 RCFANNIE Well, yes...but it turns out that I owe Lou more than I thought. 164 RCFANNIE How much more? 165 RCFANNIE I've heard enough of this. Goodbye. 166 RCFANNIE Uh, I know, and I'm real grateful...but I guess I owed Lou more than I thought. I need more money. 167 RCFANNIE I can't believe it! How much more money do you need to get out of this? 168 RCFANNIE Well, you've got all you're going to from me. Good bye. 169 RCFANNIE That's okay, baby. You've already helped enough. (sniff) I only need another $150, though. 170 RCFANNIE Well, I guess if that's all you need. But this is it. I mean it. 171 RCFANNIE Yeah, sure. I'm out of here. Goodbye. 172 RCFANNIE Hey there, you came back. Looking for a little fun, or did you come back to give me some money for Lou? 173 RCFANNIE Just here for some fun this time, Fannie. We'll see how it goes. 174 RCFANNIE How much do you need for Lou? 175 RCFANNIE Just stopping by, Fannie. Goodbye. 176 RCFANNIE Always nice to get some repeat business. For you, I'll even change the sheets. 177 RCFANNIE You sure know how to make a guy feel special. Thanks. 178 RCFANNIE Uh, I think I've changed my mind. See you around, Fannie. Goodbye. 179 RCFANNIE You know, back-floppin' work. With looks like yours, I bet you could make a good living. 180 RCFANNIE You know, back-floppin' work. Even the way you look, you could make some money. Those miners ain't too particular, ya know. 181 RCFANNIE You think so? Hmm, maybe I should. 182 RCFANNIE I don't think that's for me. Goodbye. 183 RCFANNIE Well it shore helps if'n your nose ain't to keen. Those miners ain't too fond of soap and water. 184 RCFANNIE Really? Maybe this isn't for me after all. Thanks for the offer, though. Goodbye. 100 RCFERN You see a nervous-looking fellow in a jumpsuit. 101 RCFERN You see Ferndown, the Vault City merchant agent. 102 RCFERN You see a frail and edgy-looking fellow in a dirty vaultsuit. 103 RCFERN I'm afraid that we can't pay you for abandoning the caravan. I'm sure that's what got Ben killed. 104 RCFERN Did you really think that I'd reward a thief? You're lucky that you weren't lynched on the trail. I won't pay you anything. Now get out. 105 RCFERN A thief? I resemble that remark, you damn ingrate! I'm leaving. Goodbye. 106 RCFERN Someday soon, you'll regret crossing me. Goodbye. 107 RCFERN Your caravan had so many losses that I can't think you really did your job. We can't reward that kind of failure. 108 RCFERN You cheap bastard! You'll pay for stiffing me. Goodbye. 109 RCFERN Well, sometimes you just get luckier than others. This was one of the unlucky times. Goodbye. 110 RCFERN We didn't quite lose everything on the caravan, but we lost more we can afford. If you'd done your job right, you'd be getting more than this $500. 111 RCFERN Well, something is better than nothing, I guess. Goodbye. 112 RCFERN You lousy bastard. Nobody could have done a better job. You'll regret stiffing me. Goodbye. 113 RCFERN That wasn't too bad at all. Here's your $1000. It'll be a while before we get another caravan master, so I don't know when we'll be travelling again. 114 RCFERN I don't think I ever want to spend so much time looking at the ass-end of a brahmin again. Goodbye. 115 RCFERN That wasn't too bad at all. See you later. Goodbye. 116 RCFERN That was a good run. Might not have worked out that way if you weren't along. Here's your $100, plus a $50 bonus for the great job. Thanks again. If only Ben had lived to see it. 117 RCFERN Nice to find someone who appreciates quality when he sees it. See you around, maybe. Goodbye. 118 RCFERN Always glad to make some extra money. Thanks, and goodbye. 119 RCFERN I can't believe that Ben took an idiot like you in. Well, I suppose that was his last work of charity. You were lucky to have survived. Goodbye. 120 RCFERN Ook? 121 RCFERN I'm sorry to lose Ben Wade. He was a good man and a hard one to replace. My name's Ferndown, and I'll take care of what we owe you. 100 RCGAMBLE You see a gambler. 101 RCGAMBLE You see a gambler hoping to make some money. 102 RCGAMBLE You see a nervously excited person gambling. 103 RCGAMBLE Come on, baby needs new shoes. 104 RCGAMBLE Yeah, that's the ticket! 105 RCGAMBLE Shit! 106 RCGAMBLE Why me? 107 RCGAMBLE Can anyone spare me some change? 108 RCGAMBLE I've got a sure thing this time. 109 RCGAMBLE My system always works. 110 RCGAMBLE This system stinks! 111 RCGAMBLE This game is rigged! 112 RCGAMBLE I'm the luckiest person alive! 113 RCGAMBLE What did I do to deserve this? 114 RCGAMBLE Crap! 115 RCGAMBLE Yeee-haaaawww! 116 RCGAMBLE Yippeeee! 117 RCGAMBLE I've never seen anyone get that lucky before. 118 RCGAMBLE That *seems* too good to be true. 119 RCGAMBLE You better not win again. 120 RCGAMBLE What's the house limit? 121 RCGAMBLE House rules really say that? 122 RCGAMBLE Yeah, you betcha. 123 RCGAMBLE Let it ride. 124 RCGAMBLE I'm going to double-up next time. 125 RCGAMBLE Go baby, go baby� 126 RCGAMBLE There goes my house. 127 RCGAMBLE There goes my land. 128 RCGAMBLE I just need a little more credit. 129 RCGAMBLE My luck's about to change; I can feel it. 130 RCGAMBLE Where's my lucky gecko-foot when I need it? 131 RCGAMBLE What do you want? 132 RCGAMBLE Back off, bub. 133 RCGAMBLE Hey, don't jinx me. 134 RCGAMBLE Are you giving me the evil eye? 135 RCGAMBLE Hey, you're good luck. 136 RCGAMBLE Can I pat your head for luck? 137 RCGAMBLE Blow on these dice, will ya pal? 138 RCGAMBLE Play or blow. 139 RCGAMBLE This isn't a spectator sport, pal. 140 RCGAMBLE I hope you don't change the odds. 141 RCGAMBLE This table's unlucky. 142 RCGAMBLE This table's lucky. 143 RCGAMBLE Just a few more bucks and I'm going to walk away. I mean it this time. 144 RCGAMBLE Don't crowd me here. 145 RCGAMBLE Did you see that? 146 RCGAMBLE I just can't believe that luck. 147 RCGAMBLE Nice game, isn't it? 148 RCGAMBLE I feel lucky today. 149 RCGAMBLE This time's going to be different. 150 RCGAMBLE Didn't know you folks were much for games of chance. 151 RCGAMBLE It's all skill, I tell ya. 152 RCGAMBLE Stand back and watch it happen. 100 RCGENPES You see a Redding Townsperson. 101 RCGENPES This man looks as though he lives here. 102 RCGENPES You see a mineworker. 103 RCGENPES You see a farmer from Redding. 104 RCGENPES You see a local man. 105 RCGENPES You see a woman from Redding. 106 RCGENPES This woman looks as though she lives here. 107 RCGENPES You see a local woman. 108 RCGENPES You see a woman who probably works in the mines. 109 RCGENPES You see a farm-woman. 110 RCGENPES What are you looking at? 111 RCGENPES Welcome to the big city. 112 RCGENPES Hello. 113 RCGENPES Been in Redding long? 114 RCGENPES First time in Redding, huh? 115 RCGENPES We don't want any trouble here. 116 RCGENPES I've been looking at you, too. 117 RCGENPES Howdy, stranger. 118 RCGENPES What's up? 119 RCGENPES How're you doing? 120 RCGENPES Good day to you. 121 RCGENPES Yup. 122 RCGENPES Heya. 123 RCGENPES You see a man with a cool drink in his hand. 124 RCGENPES You see a man ordering a beer. 125 RCGENPES This guy's already had too much to drink. 126 RCGENPES You see a tippler. 127 RCGENPES This gentleman looks very happy. 128 RCGENPES You see a woman with a cool drink in her hand. 129 RCGENPES You see a woman ordering a beer. 130 RCGENPES This gal's already had too much to drink. 131 RCGENPES You see a tippler. 132 RCGENPES This woman looks intoxicated. 133 RCGENPES Hello, stranger. 134 RCGENPES Hello there. 135 RCGENPES Hmmm. 136 RCGENPES Urp. 137 RCGENPES Glug-glug-glug. 138 RCGENPES Thanks, stranger. 139 RCGENPES Not bad for a tribal, I say. 140 RCGENPES I needed that. 141 RCGENPES Mmm-hmmm. 142 RCGENPES Thanks. 143 RCGENPES You're my best friend. 144 RCGENPES What a pal. 145 RCGENPES You're the best. 146 RCGENPES Tribals are people, too. 147 RCGENPES Nothing like friends, is there? 148 RCGENPES I think I'd like to sing� 149 RCGENPES I take back most of what I said about you earlier. 150 RCGENPES What a friend. 151 RCGENPES Tribals are our kind of people. 152 RCGENPES Hip, hip, huzzah for the tribal. 153 RCGENPES ./~ How dry I am� ./~ 154 RCGENPES ./~ 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer� ./~ 155 RCGENPES This man looks at home. 156 RCGENPES You see a man eating a meal. 157 RCGENPES You see a man mending a garment. 158 RCGENPES This man is resting. 159 RCGENPES This man is relaxing in his home. 160 RCGENPES This woman looks at home. 161 RCGENPES You see a woman eating a meal. 162 RCGENPES You see a woman mending a garment. 163 RCGENPES This woman is resting. 164 RCGENPES This woman is relaxing in her home. 165 RCGENPES Hello. 166 RCGENPES What are you doing here? 167 RCGENPES I didn't invite you. 168 RCGENPES Go away. There aren't any tribal handouts here. 169 RCGENPES Beat it! Scram! 170 RCGENPES Why are you in my home? 171 RCGENPES You see a Redding miner. 172 RCGENPES You see a miner. 173 RCGENPES You see a tired miner. 174 RCGENPES You see a gold miner. 175 RCGENPES You see someone covered in dirt. 176 RCGENPES This person must be a miner. 177 RCGENPES ./~ Another day older & deeper in debt ./~ 178 RCGENPES I've got dirt everywhere. 179 RCGENPES It sure is dark down there. 180 RCGENPES Dig we must. 181 RCGENPES We dig 'em and then we die in 'em. 182 RCGENPES Why isn't gold ever found on the surface? 183 RCGENPES You see an excited person. 184 RCGENPES This person's very nervous. 185 RCGENPES You see a person watching the ring. 186 RCGENPES This person seems keyed-up. 187 RCGENPES You see someone who must have money riding on the fights. 188 RCGENPES This person looks excited. 189 RCGENPES Get 'im! 190 RCGENPES There goes a week's wages�again. 191 RCGENPES Yeah! 192 RCGENPES Kill, kill, kill! 193 RCGENPES Go for the throat! 194 RCGENPES Maim the bastard! 195 RCGENPES Get up on 'im! 196 RCGENPES Go around! No, the other way! 197 RCGENPES Watch out! 198 RCGENPES That's the ticket! 199 RCGENPES Make me rich! 200 RCGENPES Gimme those new shoes, baby! 201 RCGENPES Give me some of that sugar! 202 RCGENPES Footwork stupid! Footwork! 203 RCGENPES Finish him! 204 RCGENPES Fight! 205 RCGENPES You see a young boy. 206 RCGENPES This little boy has come to the market. 207 RCGENPES You see a youth. 208 RCGENPES You see a youngster covered with dust. 209 RCGENPES This child is covered with mud. 210 RCGENPES You see a youngster picking its nose. 211 RCGENPES You see a child staring at you. 212 RCGENPES You see a wee tike. 213 RCGENPES You see a young girl. 214 RCGENPES You see a cute little girl. 215 RCGENPES Hey there, mister. 216 RCGENPES Whatcha doing mister? 217 RCGENPES Are you a cannibal? 218 RCGENPES Run away, run away! 219 RCGENPES I touched a dead gecko once. 220 RCGENPES Do you eat people? 221 RCGENPES I thought you were supposed to have horns on your head. 222 RCGENPES Where are you from? 223 RCGENPES Are you from far away? 224 RCGENPES Can't catch me! 225 RCGENPES Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah! 226 RCGENPES You're funny looking. 227 RCGENPES You smell bad. 228 RCGENPES Hey there, lady. 100 RCHAKES You see a tall man with a huge, misshapen belly. 101 RCHAKES You see Hakeswill, a Morningstar Mine worker. 102 RCHAKES You see a man with jaundiced skin, a scar ringing his neck, and a huge gut. 103 RCHAKES Here now. What do you think you're doing? 104 RCHAKES Hakeswill will teach you a lesson, 'e will. 105 RCHAKES Bloody bugger all of you. 106 RCHAKES Show proper respect for your betters. 107 RCHAKES Do you love your mother? 108 RCHAKES Clear off, you. 109 RCHAKES No room 'ere for the likes o' you. 110 RCHAKES We know how to handle your kind here. 111 RCHAKES Whatcha gawkin' at? 112 RCHAKES Move it, you, afore I lose my temper. 113 RCHAKES Some day, I'll catch you when you're not lookin' 114 RCHAKES You can't kill me. It's been tried before. 115 RCHAKES I'll get out of here. You'll see. 116 RCHAKES That bitch had it coming to 'er. 117 RCHAKES That whore won't be nothing compared to what I do to you. 118 RCHAKES I'm saving a flat-headed nail for you, guv. 119 RCHAKES I'm bloody, fucking invincible, I am. This place won't hold me long. 120 RCHAKES You did what's smart. 121 RCHAKES Obidiah's mother loves 'im. 122 RCHAKES I'll take care of Lou next. 123 RCHAKES You're smarter than you look. 124 RCHAKES Damn whores; they're all the same. Where's my razor? 125 RCHAKES I hears that someone might want to talk to old Hakeswill. Someone's volunteered to bring Obidiah to justice. Is that you? 126 RCHAKES I'm looking for the miner that cut Lou's gal. Sounds like you just made a confession to me. 127 RCHAKES I'm bringing justice to you in person. 10mm justice, that is. 128 RCHAKES It might be. What do you know about the affair? 129 RCHAKES No sir, heh, heh. I wouldn't do that. G'goodbye�sir. 130 RCHAKES I cut the bitch. She made a mistake, she did. 131 RCHAKES A mistake? 132 RCHAKES I don't care what she did to you. You're a mad dog, and I'm just the one to put you down. 133 RCHAKES You made the mistake, you crazy fuck. I'm taking you to jail until you're tried and hung. 134 RCHAKES Taking me to jail? I'll come peaceably. No sense in making more trouble. The bitch still got what she deserved. You can't kill me. I'm invincible, but you can sure piss off the other miners. Got eyes in the back of your head, do you? 135 RCHAKES I can take care of myself. Right now I'm the Sheriff in these here parts, and I'm taking you in. 136 RCHAKES On second thought, I have a better idea. Why don't I save the good people of Redding some time and trouble by just killing you here and now? 137 RCHAKES I'm not sure that I want to upset all the other Morningstar miners. This time I'll let you off with a warning. But, if you ever do it again� 138 RCHAKES Oh, thank you, sir. Yes, sir. Obidiah'll be careful, sir. Thank you. 139 RCHAKES Thank you, ma'am. Yes, ma'am, Obidiah'll be careful, ma'am. Thank you. 140 RCHAKES You just make sure that you are careful. I don't want to hear about this sort of thing again. Goodbye. 141 RCHAKES She made fun o' me Mum. Nobody makes fun o' Hakeswill's Mum. She's the only good thing in this whole rotting world. 142 RCHAKES I don't care why you did it. You're coming to jail with me. Right now. 143 RCHAKES Your Mum should have used more reliable birth control. 144 RCHAKES She made fun of your mother? Well, that's not right at all. But you overreacted. 145 RCHAKES Well, that I did. But the lads and I here at the Morningstar don't think what she did was right, not right at all. But I promise to not do it again. 146 RCHAKES Well, I should take you in for slicing off half that girl's face - but as long as you don't make a habit of it... I'll let you go, this time. 147 RCHAKES I'm sure that the jury will take that into consideration. I'm still taking you in. 100 RCHOFFY You see a burly, thick-set man with short, bushy hair. 101 RCHOFFY You see James Hoffy, the caravan master. 102 RCHOFFY You see a scarred, tough-looking man with a calculating stare. 103 RCHOFFY Come on, get out of here. 104 RCHOFFY This ain't no charity ward. Now get out. 105 RCHOFFY Who let you out of the house, anyway? 106 RCHOFFY Anyone home in there? 107 RCHOFFY You're not quite smart enough to grunt, are you? 108 RCHOFFY Come on, already. Just move it out of here. 109 RCHOFFY I ain't got time for no stupids. 110 RCHOFFY I hear that you had some trouble with some of your caravans. Everyone has trouble sometimes - just don't make a habit of it. 111 RCHOFFY I hear you did some caravan work already. That's good. There's always room for good caravan guards. 112 RCHOFFY Who are you? 113 RCHOFFY Are there any caravans ready to go out now? 114 RCHOFFY Where do the caravans from Redding usually go? 115 RCHOFFY Hear any news around town lately? 116 RCHOFFY Have you ever heard about something called a Garden of Eden Creation Kit? 117 RCHOFFY Thanks for letting me know. Goodbye. 118 RCHOFFY Hello there, I'm James Hoffy. But usually people call me Jimmy. I organize the caravans around here. 119 RCHOFFY What do ya want, Pally? 120 RCHOFFY Are there any caravans ready to go out now? 121 RCHOFFY Where do the caravans from Redding usually go? 122 RCHOFFY Hear any news around town lately? 123 RCHOFFY Have you ever heard about something called a Garden of Eden Creation Kit? 124 RCHOFFY I was just looking around, Jimmy. Thanks. Goodbye. 125 RCHOFFY That I don't know. You'd have to ask the caravan drivers. You can usually find a caravan here on the 1st, 11th, and 21st of each month. Real neat and tidy that way. You see here, this is the way it works: When a caravan's in town and looking for help, the caravan master has his tent set up here just south of my castle. Real neat and tidy that way. 126 RCHOFFY Your castle? What do you mean? 127 RCHOFFY I see. I guess I'll talk to them, then. Thanks. Goodbye. 128 RCHOFFY We run caravans all over the fricking place. Let me tell you: We've got gold ore going out to Vault City, we've got some going out to New Reno (ooo-la-la, if ya know what I mean), and we've even got some going to those prissy bastards in the NCR. 129 RCHOFFY What can you tell me about Vault City? 130 RCHOFFY What can you tell me about New Reno? 131 RCHOFFY What can you tell me about the NCR? 132 RCHOFFY Let me ask you about something else. 133 RCHOFFY That's all I need to know for now. Thanks, Goodbye. 134 RCHOFFY What else is a man's home? Sheesh, were you brought up in a tent or something? 135 RCHOFFY Actually�I was. 136 RCHOFFY I've heard enough from you, damn bigot. Goodbye. 137 RCHOFFY Oh, yeah. Well, I guess that explains things, then. A lot of things. Heh, heh. 138 RCHOFFY Now that we've straightened that out, let me ask you something else. 139 RCHOFFY Yeah, I bet it has. Goodbye. 140 RCHOFFY Vault City (Jimmy spits disdainfully). Yeah, I'll tell you about those sons-of-bitches. Fucking bastards are too good for the rest of us. They only trade medicine to us because they need our gold. Otherwise they'd just let us all rot. I wouldn't spend too much time there, kid. But if you want to see it, Ben Wade heads out from here on the 1st of every month. 141 RCHOFFY What can you tell me about New Reno? 142 RCHOFFY What can you tell me about the NCR? 143 RCHOFFY Thanks. Let me ask you about something else. 144 RCHOFFY That's all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 145 RCHOFFY Now that's a town. Just make sure you keep your wits about you and your gun handy. Lot's of fighting going on there. If those families ever worked together on something, then New Reno'd really be a power to be reckoned with. The way it is though�Pffft. You want to get there, join up with Savinelli - he leaves here on the 21st of each month. 146 RCHOFFY What can you tell me about Vault City? 147 RCHOFFY What can you tell me about the NCR? 148 RCHOFFY Thanks. Let me ask you about something else. 149 RCHOFFY That's all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 150 RCHOFFY The New California Republic is just full of self-righteous sons-of-bitches. They've got everything down their way all straightened out all right. A little too straight. They're as self righteous a bunch as you could ever meet. Stanwell runs a caravan from here to the NCR on the 11th of each month. 151 RCHOFFY What can you tell me about Vault City? 152 RCHOFFY What can you tell me about New Reno? 153 RCHOFFY Thanks. Let me ask you about something else. 154 RCHOFFY That's all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 155 RCHOFFY A Garden of Eden Creation Kit? I don't know for certain, 'cept I know we don't have one of them here. Hmm. You might try a vault. They're supposed to have all kinds of teck-no-logical stuff, ain't they? 156 RCHOFFY I suppose I'll have to try that. Let me ask you something else. 157 RCHOFFY Thanks for the tip. Goodbye. 158 RCHOFFY Yeah, I hear that they got some newbie to go scrounging around the Wanamingo mine for an old part. 159 RCHOFFY I heard that the Sheriff got someone to do some of his his dirty work for him. 160 RCHOFFY Not a whole lot going on lately, I guess. Just the usual digging, and caravans and stuff. 161 RCHOFFY Yeah, well, that newbie is me. Got a problem with that? 162 RCHOFFY Someone's got to keep order in this flea-pit of a town. 163 RCHOFFY Let me ask you something. 164 RCHOFFY I just thought I'd check. Thanks and goodbye for now. 165 RCHOFFY Nope, no problem at all. You know that you're messing around with politics with that, don't ya? 166 RCHOFFY What do you mean? 167 RCHOFFY Yeah, sure. Goodbye. 168 RCHOFFY Well, whichever mine owner you give the chip to is gonna do real well with it. Well enough to put the other mine outta business. 169 RCHOFFY And�? 170 RCHOFFY That's called capitalism, my friend. Goodbye. 171 RCHOFFY Well, if the mine you give the chip to happens to be the Kokoweef Mine, then we're going to see a lot more Jet in town. If you give the chip to Dan McGrew over at the Morningstar, we're gonna get a lot of those NCR pukes nosing around, instead. Either way, someone wins an' someone loses. 172 RCHOFFY If I didn't do it, someone else would. Tell me about something else. 173 RCHOFFY That's the way of the world, isn't it? Goodbye. 174 RCHOFFY As long as it's not me, pally. Long as it's not me. 175 RCHOFFY Let me ask you something. 100 RCJANE You see a gruff-looking woman with a big smile. 101 RCJANE You see Jackpot Jane, the manager of the creature fights. 102 RCJANE You see a capable-looking woman with a shrewdly appraising eye for detail. 103 RCJANE Hello there, friend. Come to see the critter contests? 104 RCJANE Oooh. Furry. 105 RCJANE Pretty fur. 106 RCJANE Ah, I see. You must be new in town. Well, I tell you what. I'll make a special bet for you during tomorrow's fights. Would you like me to do that for you? 107 RCJANE (You nod) Ook, ook. (and hold out your purse). 108 RCJANE Mook? Gaga. Bye furry. 109 RCJANE Good idea. You come back here tomorrow and if your critter won in the fights, I'll give you your money. Okay? 110 RCJANE OK, good move. I'll make sure you get a real special bet with that. See you later. 111 RCJANE Win? 112 RCJANE Okay... bye bye. 113 RCJANE No, I'm afraid not. But I've got a real good feeling about the next time. Want to place another special bet? 114 RCJANE Okay. Danku. (you nod and hold out your purse). 115 RCJANE Booo? Bye. 116 RCJANE I'm real sorry, but you ain't got nothing there to bet with. Come on back when you've got a bit of a grubstake together. 117 RCJANE Okay, pretty pretty. Bye. 118 RCJANE Show up at the corral right around noon ever-dang-day. 119 RCJANE No fights right now, show up at the corral at noon. 120 RCJANE Nothing happening here right now. 121 RCJANE Wait until noon for the fights. Right now leave me alone. 122 RCJANE Hey there! See you at the corral, otherwise get outta here. 123 RCJANE This looks promising, folks. They're really sizing each other up. 124 RCJANE A few good moves there, you can tell these two have done this before! 125 RCJANE Good round, good round. There's a lot of hate in that corral. 126 RCJANE Can you believe the stamina of these two? They can really dish it out as well as take it. 127 RCJANE What an undercut there, that had to hurt! 128 RCJANE Oh yeah! Body blow! Body blow! 129 RCJANE I don't think he even saw that one coming, lucky move. 130 RCJANE Ouch! That just hadda hurt! 131 RCJANE This is the real punishment coming up now, folks. 132 RCJANE Nice move, good paw-work there. 133 RCJANE Working the body. Good moves here today, folks! 134 RCJANE Nice combination! This one's a natural champ in the making! 135 RCJANE Oh yeah, one-two combination, that's got his opponent reeling! 136 RCJANE These two slugger-naughts are really working up a froth now! 137 RCJANE Look at all that blood, and they're still going at it. What a fight! 138 RCJANE This is the type of action you folks have come here to see. Classic moves, classic moves. 139 RCJANE Yeah, raked him right across the jowls! That's gonna be a bleeder-wound too! 140 RCJANE Did you see how far that blood spattered on that one?! Wow, what power! 141 RCJANE Moving like greased lightning! Look at the all the torn flesh comin' off of there! 142 RCJANE Just look at the scraps of flyin' flesh everywhere! These two have what it takes! 143 RCJANE Hello there. I'm Jackpot Jane and I run the beast fights here in town. Here to place a bet on the outcome of one of our primal struggles? Beast against beast in its rawest form? 144 RCJANE Step right up, place your bets. What'll it be? 145 RCJANE Uh, what happens here? 146 RCJANE I'm ready to place my bet. 147 RCJANE I think these fights are rigged. 148 RCJANE I was just looking around. Goodbye. 149 RCJANE Quite simple, really: Two of the fearsome beasts that you can take a close look at, no tricks here, I assure you, will be herded into the ring. Seconds later you'll be treated to a display of the raw power of Mother Nature. 150 RCJANE What does Mother Nature have to do with this? 151 RCJANE And I can make money on this somehow? 152 RCJANE Come one, come all, see the STRUGGLE of the CENTURY! 153 RCJANE Step right up to place your money on the WINNER! 154 RCJANE See the titanic struggle of beasts! 155 RCJANE Place your money before betting's closed! Don't hesitate, don't miss out! 156 RCJANE Beware splattering blood and viscera. The management assumes no responsibility for stains. 157 RCJANE Thousands of dollars handed out daily! 158 RCJANE Make your own goldmine of money right here! Right now! 159 RCJANE Come and see the duel of the day! 160 RCJANE Wild creatures struggle while you win money! YOU'LL LOVE IT! 161 RCJANE Bring full purses and fuller expectations! RIGHT THIS WAY! 162 RCJANE Get the hell out of here. 163 RCJANE I don't need your kind of business. 164 RCJANE Take it somewhere's else. 165 RCJANE Just stay away from my corral. 166 RCJANE I ain't interested in your money. 167 RCJANE Well, as I was saying, the two creatures will hurl themselves against one another in an explosion of ferocity-the likes of which haven't been seen since the great machines roamed the earth. 168 RCJANE Great machines? 169 RCJANE Uh, yeah, and then what? 170 RCJANE OK, listen, pal, would it help if I said-The likes of which haven't been seen since the great thunder lizards roamed the earth. Is that what tweaks your twinky? So you in or out? (aside) Jeez, everyone's a critic these days. 171 RCJANE Uh, I'm in. I guess. 172 RCJANE Big lizards scare me. I better stay out of this. Thanks for the warning. Goodbye. (you think to yourself) *Phew, that was close.* 173 RCJANE The sportin' part is the bet on the outcome of the fight. Here's how it works. You come up to me and say you want to place a bet. I tell you which two critters are fightin' next and you tell me which one you're putting your money on. 174 RCJANE Then what? 175 RCJANE Simple, if your critter wins you double your money. TRIPLE in the event of a first-round takedown! If your critter loses, then your money belongs to me. There are usually several fights each day. Until the stock of critters runs low, you can bet on all of 'em. But just one bet per fight. Oh, yeah, just to keep things nice an' easy, all bets are $100. 176 RCJANE OK. I get it. Let me try it. 177 RCJANE I see. Hmm, I think I'll try this another time. Goodbye. 178 RCJANE This one's gonna be a slugfest. 179 RCJANE is up against 180 RCJANE and they just hate each other. What's your bet? 181 RCJANE This one's a real grudge-match. The best of the best 182 RCJANE against 183 RCJANE . Which one's your money on? 184 RCJANE I've never put on a lineup this close before. 185 RCJANE fighting 186 RCJANE this round. Should be a good fight. Which ways' your money going? 187 RCJANE Champion 188 RCJANE against up and coming 189 RCJANE . Quite a match. Which one's your lucky number today? 190 RCJANE Okay. Here's the action. 191 RCJANE is takin' on good old 192 RCJANE . You won't see a fight like this one again anytime soon. What's your pleasure? 193 RCJANE I'll put my money on 194 RCJANE . 195 RCJANE I'll put my money on 196 RCJANE . 197 RCJANE Hmm, I think I'll sit this one out. 198 RCJANE I think I've had enough of this for today. I'll see you some other time. Goodbye. 199 RCJANE Here you go champ. Here's your winnings. That's the last fight today. Come back tomorrow if you want more action. 200 RCJANE More to come. You want to bet on the next fight? 201 RCJANE I sure do. 202 RCJANE I think I'll sit this next one out. 203 RCJANE Look, nobody's forcing you to bet on them, are they? You don't like what you see here, then just keep walkin', you won't be missed. Understand? 204 RCJANE I understand. 205 RCJANE What a shot! 206 RCJANE took out 207 RCJANE in the very first round! What action! 208 RCJANE Wow, that was close but 209 RCJANE won this, last battle of the day. I'll pay everyone off, but come on back tomorrow for more great action. 210 RCJANE What a gore-fest! I can't remember ever seeing a fight like that. The winner is 211 RCJANE . Let me pay everyone off and we'll start the next round. 212 RCJANE wins this round hands, err, claws down! Let me pay everyone off and we'll start the next round. 213 RCJANE And the Weener is� 214 RCJANE by a blood-soaked claw. Let me pay everyone off and we'll start the next round. 215 RCJANE I just wanted to say that Ascorti's is going to be running a special on, uh, *steaks* tonight. It'll be just a moment while we drag the loser from the field. 216 RCJANE wins this fight! Let me pay everyone off and we'll start the next round. 217 RCJANE It looks as though 218 RCJANE won. I've never seen a trouncing like that. Let me pay everyone off and we'll start the next round. 219 RCJANE Wahoo! I won. 220 RCJANE Yes! That's the ticket! 221 RCJANE I've got a real talent for this. 222 RCJANE I sure know my critter-flesh. 223 RCJANE Damn. I lost. 224 RCJANE Just my luck. 225 RCJANE That could have gone better. 226 RCJANE Maybe next time I'll pick better. 227 RCJANE Good thing I didn't bet on that one. 228 RCJANE I'm glad I held onto my money. 229 RCJANE That would've cost me. 230 RCJANE That was a good fight. Glad I didn't bet on it though. 231 RCJANE Ok, thanks. 300 RCJANE Keen Squeek 301 RCJANE Vicky 302 RCJANE Spike 303 RCJANE Doug 304 RCJANE Dimsdale 305 RCJANE Marengo 306 RCJANE Jackelope 307 RCJANE Killer 308 RCJANE Boss 310 RCJANE Tanker 311 RCJANE Muttley 312 RCJANE Spud 313 RCJANE Larry 314 RCJANE Joe 315 RCJANE Kong 316 RCJANE Gorgo 317 RCJANE Willard 318 RCJANE Ben 320 RCJANE Stumpy 321 RCJANE Shredder 322 RCJANE Ripper 323 RCJANE Skree 324 RCJANE Buban 325 RCJANE Bongo 326 RCJANE One-eye 327 RCJANE Spot 328 RCJANE Lord Wiggler 330 RCJANE Lucky 331 RCJANE Zoroaster the Great 332 RCJANE Shub 333 RCJANE Usuthu 334 RCJANE Growler 335 RCJANE Puggsly 336 RCJANE Precious 337 RCJANE Fraggle 338 RCJANE Captain Midnight 340 RCJANE Hammer 341 RCJANE Secretariat 342 RCJANE Man o' War 343 RCJANE Sancho Panza 344 RCJANE Loki 345 RCJANE Cerberus 346 RCJANE Grendel 347 RCJANE Lady Penelope 348 RCJANE Mr. Baggins 350 RCJANE Lightning 351 RCJANE Percy 352 RCJANE Flower 353 RCJANE Rumplestiltskin 354 RCJANE Shagrat 355 RCJANE Muktar 356 RCJANE McComb 357 RCJANE Avellone 100 RCJOSH You see a tall, thin man looking at you appraisingly. 101 RCJOSH You see Josh Laurance, owner of the Last Gasp Saloon. 102 RCJOSH You see a man looking you over, as though he's taking your measurements. 103 RCJOSH Get on out of here. 104 RCJOSH What the heck are you doing here, idjit? 105 RCJOSH This place ain't for you. 106 RCJOSH Go on now. Git, ya dang idjit! 107 RCJOSH Get out before you mess up the floor. 108 RCJOSH Hello there, friend. Name's Josh Laurance. I own this place. 109 RCJOSH What can I do for you? 110 RCJOSH What is this place, exactly? 111 RCJOSH I'd like to buy a drink. 112 RCJOSH I'd like to buy a round for everyone here. 113 RCJOSH I'd like to buy a round of drinks for my close friends here. 114 RCJOSH What's going on in town lately? 115 RCJOSH Nothing, right now. I was just passing through. Goodbye. 116 RCJOSH I ain't servin' that. 117 RCJOSH Take your *friend* outside. 118 RCJOSH This ain't no damn freak-show. Get that out of here. 119 RCJOSH That ain't coming into my place. 120 RCJOSH We don't serve that kind here. Get out. 121 RCJOSH This is the Last Gasp Saloon and Funeral Parlor. A full service establishment. Bottle to Grave is our motto. 122 RCJOSH That seems like a bizarre combination, Josh. 123 RCJOSH You'd do Lucretia Borgia proud, Josh. 124 RCJOSH What do I have to do to buy a coffin? 125 RCJOSH How do I arrange for funeral services? 126 RCJOSH I'll make sure to stay away from your bathtub gin. 127 RCJOSH Certainly. That'll be $5. 128 RCJOSH Here's your money. 129 RCJOSH I guess I don't want a beer right now after all. Let me ask you about something, though. 130 RCJOSH That's generous of you. That'll be $50 for a round of beer for everyone here. Hey, I'm a poet and didn't know it. 131 RCJOSH Ouch. Puns kill, Josh. Just a friendly warning. Here's your money. 132 RCJOSH Hmm, that pun seems to have taken all the fun out of the idea. Let me ask you something instead. 133 RCJOSH Ain't you the kind of friend a feller needs. That'll be 134 RCJOSH It's worth it. Here you go. 135 RCJOSH On second thought, I better keep everyone sober. Let me ask you something instead. 136 RCJOSH Things are looking up for me with you drumming up business. Keep up the good work. Give me something else to do, anyhow. 137 RCJOSH Well, not a whole lot that I pay attention too. Mostly my business is kinda quiet. Still as the grave, you might say. Although, lately, that don't mean so much. 138 RCJOSH Huh? What do you mean? 139 RCJOSH That it is. But I couldn't make ends meet just burying people - you might say business was dead. Oh, it was a grave matter. So I undertook the job of fixing up my place to sell drinks, too. 140 RCJOSH Uh-huh. I'm almost afraid to ask you anything else now. But I guess I will anyway. 141 RCJOSH Uh, doesn't it throw people off their feed to see all the stiffs in here? 142 RCJOSH I don't think I can stand another pun. I'm leaving. Goodbye. 143 RCJOSH Well, it would, if they was all real. But they ain't. Not all of 'em, anyway. 'Sides, the miners kinda like it. Makes 'em feel lucky to be alive. 144 RCJOSH I think it's creepy. You're a very disturbed individual. 145 RCJOSH I see. Well, let me ask you something else. 146 RCJOSH I guess some people might feel that way. But I'm not one of them. It just makes me feel kind of queasy. Goodbye. 147 RCJOSH You call *me* creepy? Why, I hear that tribals eat their damn dead. 148 RCJOSH How else could we grok their essence? 149 RCJOSH Hey, back off. We cook them first. We're not savages, you know. 150 RCJOSH That's ridiculous. Where'd you hear that? 151 RCJOSH I dunno 'xactly. But it's a fact sure as fiddlin'. Why else would you all file your teeth into points? Huh? Answer me that! 152 RCJOSH I don't file my teeth into� Oh, never mind. Let me ask you about something else. 153 RCJOSH Thankee kindly. Anything else for you? 154 RCJOSH Actually, there was something else. 155 RCJOSH Nope, that'll do it for now. Thanks, Josh. 156 RCJOSH What do ya mean by that? 157 RCJOSH I just meant that it seems like a rather, hmm, *unusual* combination. 158 RCJOSH Nothing, nothing at all. Let me ask you something else, Josh. 159 RCJOSH I just mean that I'll be drinking someplace a little less stiff. Uh, I mean more informal, of course. Goodbye. 160 RCJOSH I've been spending time reburying people in the graveyard next door. Someone - or something - keeps diggin' 'em up. Dunno why. I mean, it ain't like they have anything valuable on 'em. 161 RCJOSH The graves are being excavated? 162 RCJOSH How do you know that they don't have anything valuable on them? 163 RCJOSH Probably just rats. Let me ask you about something else. 164 RCJOSH Well, I don't know fer certain like�Uh, um. I was just guessin'. Yeah, that's it. Hey, have a free beer. 165 RCJOSH I don't know what you're implyin' but I don't like it. 166 RCJOSH Thanks for the beer. What do you mean that something's digging them up? 167 RCJOSH Well, tell me what you mean when you say that something's digging them up. 168 RCJOSH Well, I ain't never seen nothin' but every week or so, one or another of the graves is all pawed and half dug-up like. Don't rightly know what would do that. 169 RCJOSH That's strange. 170 RCJOSH Disturbin' is what it is. Now miners are tellin' me that they'd rather rest out their final days here inside, rather than get planted only to be pulled back up like an overripe turnip. Hell, I wouldn't mind saving the cute ones inside, but not everyone. I don't know what all to do about it. 171 RCJOSH What a pleasant image that is. I'm sure that I'll wake up in a cold sweat thinking about that one. Let me ask you something else. 172 RCJOSH It's a mystery, all right. Well, I'll see you around, Josh. Goodbye. 173 RCJOSH Well, I guess as long as you cook� Hold on a gol-darned minute. That's still cannibalism! You're one sick little unit, even for a tribal. 174 RCJOSH Relax, Josh. I was just kidding. Heh, heh. Heck, we just cook parts of them. 175 RCJOSH Parts, huh? Which parts 'xactly? 176 RCJOSH Who cares? (you shrug) Parts is parts. 177 RCJOSH I was just pulling your leg, Josh. Let me ask you about something else. 178 RCJOSH Yeah, well I guess that makes a kind of sense. 179 RCJOSH Sure it does. Hey, let me ask you about something else. 180 RCJOSH Speaking of which, I'm getting hungry. See you later, Josh. Goodbye. 181 RCJOSH God-damn Martians. And I mistook you for a damn tribal. Well, don't I feel stupid. Well, cannibals is cannibals in my book. 182 RCJOSH Hey, we cook them first. We're not savages, you know. 183 RCJOSH Let go of my leg, you cannibal! I need it for a good long while to come still. You find yourself another snack. 184 RCJOSH Relax, you look kind of tough and stringy anyhow. Heh, heh. Just kidding�mostly. Let me ask you something else, Josh. 185 RCJOSH Well, I'll look around. But if I don't find anything better, I'll be back. Goodbye�for now. 186 RCJOSH Need to buy the farm first. Planning on buying some real estate anytime soon? 187 RCJOSH Uh, not any farms anyhow. Let me ask you something else. 188 RCJOSH Might help someone else, or two, to buy a farm hereabouts. See you later, Josh. 189 RCJOSH Well, I guess you'd start by croaking someone. But I'd advise against it. Sheriff Marion isn't real keen on that kind of behavior. 190 RCJOSH I'll try to behave myself. Let me ask you something else, Josh. 100 RCLOU You see a tired woman who might have been quite a looker when she was younger. 101 RCLOU You see Lou, the owner of the Malamute Saloon. 102 RCLOU You see an older woman wearing quite a bit of rouge. 103 RCLOU I just want you to know that I'm thankful for what you did. How can I help you? 104 RCLOU Jail's too good for what that bastard done. 105 RCLOU I cain't rightly believe that you let the bastard that cut my gal go free. You've got some nerve coming back in here. What the hell do you want? 106 RCLOU You're still a damn idiot. But life goes on, for the rest of us. Now just what the hell do you want? 107 RCLOU Remember what I said. Too much money ain't good for that gal. Now whattya need? 108 RCLOU Hello there. I'm Lou. Owner of the Malamute Saloon, finest house north of San Fran. 109 RCLOU What now? 110 RCLOU Ooo? 111 RCLOU Hello, Lou. I'm interested in getting something here. 112 RCLOU Have you heard of something called a Garden of Eden Creation Kit? 113 RCLOU Hello, Lou. What's going on in this town? 114 RCLOU What's a Malamute? 115 RCLOU Where's San Fran from here? 116 RCLOU I'm helping out the Sheriff. He told me you had one of your girls get all cut up? 117 RCLOU Sorry, I don't have much time or patience for stupid people. What do you want? 118 RCLOU Grink? 119 RCLOU Room? 120 RCLOU Bye bye. 121 RCLOU A drink huh? Well that'll be $25 for a nice cold bottle of beer. I'm giving you the special discount price too, 'cause I have a soft spot in my heart for the simple. 122 RCLOU Grink? (you hold out your purse in your hand) 123 RCLOU Room? 124 RCLOU No grink. Bye bye. 125 RCLOU You want a room, huh? Well I might have some room somewheres for you. It'll cost you $50 for a cozy spot. 126 RCLOU Room. (you hold out your purse in your hand) 127 RCLOU Grink? 128 RCLOU No room. Bye bye. 129 RCLOU You can come in here, but your travelling freakshow stays outside. 130 RCLOU Didn't you hear me? No freaks in my saloon. 131 RCLOU Those *things* aren't coming into my saloon. Leave them outside. 132 RCLOU Cain't rightly say that I've heard of one of those afore. What is it? 133 RCLOU Well it's a device used to�uh, hmm. It's just something that I'm looking for. Tell me something else. 134 RCLOU Nothing important. Well, I better be on my way. 135 RCLOU Well, mostly we mine gold ore here and trade it to other areas. 136 RCLOU You mine gold ore here? 137 RCLOU Where do you trade the ore? 138 RCLOU That's interesting. Tell me something else, though. 139 RCLOU Yup. Just in the north part of town alone there are two working gold mines. 140 RCLOU You said that you trade the ore? 141 RCLOU Interesting. Let me ask you about something else, though. 142 RCLOU Well, we trade gold ore to Vault City in return for medical supplies. We trade ore to the New California Republic in return for fresh brahmin and other victuals, and we trade gold to New Reno for chems and booze. 143 RCLOU You mine the gold here? 144 RCLOU Interesting. Let me ask you about something else, though. 145 RCLOU Jist a big dog. 146 RCLOU Oh, I see. Hmm, let me ask you about something else. 147 RCLOU Of course. That's all I really wanted to know. Thanks. Goodbye. 148 RCLOU San Fransisco is quite a ways south of here. You're a long ways from there. South and jist a tich to the west. It's right next to the ocean, don'tcha know. Don't know why any sane person'd want to go there for. 149 RCLOU Why? Is it dangerous? 150 RCLOU Interesting. Let me ask you about something else, though. 151 RCLOU Thanks for the information. Goodbye. 152 RCLOU Well, I hear all kinds of things about the whole city bein' full o' nuthin' but crazy followers of some kind of kooky religion. 153 RCLOU Crazed followers? 154 RCLOU Some things haven't changed as much as others. Thanks. Goodbye. 155 RCLOU Yup. That's right. I aheard that they're buildin' some huge device that'll let them get in touch with their gods. Or sumthin' like that. Don't know much for certain. It's a long ways off. 156 RCLOU Seems like monuments to gods always seem to have some sort of trouble at the heart of them. Tell me about something else. 157 RCLOU That's all I need to know for now. Thanks. Goodbye. 158 RCLOU That's right. She's in a bad way. Used to be such a perty thing, too. I sure hope you take care of this quick. It's bad for business to let those miners think they can get away with something like this. 159 RCLOU Can I see the girl? 160 RCLOU Do you know who did it? 161 RCLOU Do you know what happened? 162 RCLOU Sounds like a problem, all right. Let me ask you about something else, though. 163 RCLOU I sent her away. She wasn't going to be no good in this business any more. Not that anybody'd want to be with her after that bastard finished with her. I gave her some money and let her go. 164 RCLOU Do you know who did it? 165 RCLOU Do you know what happened? 166 RCLOU Let me ask you something else. 167 RCLOU I'll sort this out for you. You can count on me. Goodbye. 168 RCLOU I don't know 'xactly who did it, but she had a Morningstar Mine pay scrip in her hand when we found her, and it was a miner who was with her last. 169 RCLOU Can I see the girl? 170 RCLOU Do you know what happened? 171 RCLOU A Morningstar Mine pay scrip? What's that? 172 RCLOU Let me ask you something else. 173 RCLOU I'll sort this out for you. You can count on me. Goodbye. 174 RCLOU Well, there was some screaming and carrying on and so I went to the room. When I got there, the bastard what did it was already gone and my girl was in a bad way. So I called the doc and then the Sheriff. You know the rest. 175 RCLOU Do you know who did it? 176 RCLOU Can I see the girl? 177 RCLOU Let me ask you something else. 178 RCLOU I'll sort this out for you. You can count on me. Goodbye. 179 RCLOU In the north part of town Dan McGrew runs the Morningstar mine. Usually the miners get paid on account or with chits from each mine...you know, scrip. Well, my girl was found with one of those pieces of scrip in her hand. Here it is. Look for yourself. (She hands you the scrip) 180 RCLOU Oh, I see. Can I see the girl? 181 RCLOU Oh, I see. Do you know what happened? 182 RCLOU Let me ask you something else. 183 RCLOU I'll sort this out for you. You can count on me. Goodbye. 184 RCLOU Well, I'm sure glad that someone's workin' on it. This type of thing is just bad all the way around. I sure hope you make the bastard pay for what he did to my girl. Make sure he cain't never do that to no one ever again. 185 RCLOU Well, I'll do what I can. Let me ask you something else, though. 186 RCLOU I'll see what I can do. Goodbye. 187 RCLOU What can I do for you? You want an empty bed, a full one? Maybe some booze or other goods? 188 RCLOU I'd like a room with an empty bed, Lou. 189 RCLOU A full bed? That sounds good. Tell me more about that. 190 RCLOU Booze and other goods. Yeah, that's the ticket. Let's barter. 191 RCLOU Hmm, let me ask you about something else. 192 RCLOU That do it for you, or was there something else you wanted to buy? 193 RCLOU Seems like you're having a little trouble making up your mind. That it, or you wanna look again? 194 RCLOU Nope. I have all I need right now. Thanks. Tell me about something else, though. 195 RCLOU Hmm, let me take another look at your stock. 196 RCLOU Thanks, Lou. That's it for now. Goodbye. 197 RCLOU You wanna get some sleep, huh? Well, that's going to cost you $40. Includes fresh, mostly clean sheets too. You still interested? 198 RCLOU I'll take it, Lou. 199 RCLOU Hmm, I guess I'm not that tired. Let me ask you about something else. 200 RCLOU I don't have enough money for that right now. Let me ask you about something, though. 201 RCLOU You're one of Fannie's regulars, aren't you? Why don't you go talk to her. She's in back someplace. 202 RCLOU Listen. You're a jinx here. After what happened to Fannie Mae, none of my other girls has much interest in being with you...and I cain't say as I blame 'em. 203 RCLOU Looking for someone to help you warm up that big lonely bed, huh? Let me see who I've got available. Hmm, why don't you try Fannie Mae? She oughta be around here somewheres. You can make the arrangements with her yourself. 204 RCLOU Sounds like a good idea. I'll go do that. Goodbye. 205 RCLOU But I didn't�okay. Goodbye. 206 RCLOU You and Fannie already worked things out. Why don't you go see her. She's right in back someplace. 207 RCLOU Listen. You're a jinx here. After what happened to Fannie Mae, none of my other girls has much interest in being with you...and I cain't say as I blame 'em. 208 RCLOU We've only got gals working here, hun. If that's alright by you, a buck's a buck. You might try talking to Fannie Mae. She's in back someplace here. You can make the arrangements with her. 209 RCLOU Sounds like a good idea. I'll go do that. Goodbye. 210 RCLOU But I didn't�okay. Goodbye. 211 RCLOU I cain't believe that you were dumb enough to give Fannie enough money all at once to overdose herself. You're just an idjit, ain't ya? 212 RCLOU I didn't know. Honest. Come on, Lou�I need to ask you about something. 213 RCLOU What she did with her life was her own business. Goodbye. 214 RCLOU I gave her the only release from this shitty existence that she could take. You're no saint yourself, Lou. Goodbye. 215 RCLOU So you're the sucker giving my Fannie all that money. I wouldn't do that if I were you. You're not helping her like you think you are. 216 RCLOU What do you mean? 217 RCLOU I'm helping her to start a new life. 218 RCLOU Yeah, whatever. Let's talk about something else. 219 RCLOU What I mean is that Fannie's got a problem and money isn't the answer for it. I hate to break your heart, but Fannie's just playing you for a sucker. She just wants money so that she can buy Jet. Too damn much Jet. 220 RCLOU I think you're just worried that you're going to loose one of your best earners. You just want to keep your girls down. 221 RCLOU Yeah, sure. I've heard enough. Goodbye. 222 RCLOU Helping her into the afterlife is what your extra money is doing. She's just using that money to buy too much Jet. She'll O.D. one of these days if you keep giving her money. 223 RCLOU Hmm, I'll have to think about that. 224 RCLOU I'll think that over. Goodbye. 225 RCLOU You can think whatever you like. I just thought I'd try to tell you what the straight scoop really is. Your choice whether you want to listen or not. 226 RCLOU I've heard it all before. Let's get down to other business. 227 RCLOU Thanks, I'll think about what you've told me. Let me ask you about something else, though. 100 RCMARGE You see a burly, middle-aged woman covered with rock-dust. 101 RCMARGE You see Marge LeBarge, owner of the Kokoweef Mine. 102 RCMARGE You see a strong, durable woman with an air of authority. 103 RCMARGE Sorry, I don't have time for charity cases right now. 104 RCMARGE Come back when that head-wound heals up. 105 RCMARGE I'm surprised that you can walk and talk at the same time. 106 RCMARGE Looks like your belt doesn't go through all the loops. 107 RCMARGE You're just a few clowns short of a circus, aren't you? 108 RCMARGE You aren't exactly my favorite person right now. 109 RCMARGE Hey, thanks for getting me that excavator chip. Things are really going smooth for the Kokoweef Mine now. 110 RCMARGE I'll give you $1,000 for that excavator chip. 111 RCMARGE Have any luck getting that excavator chip? 112 RCMARGE Yeah, well, sorry about that. But you can't please all of the people all of the time. 113 RCMARGE Always happy to get a job that pays that well. Let me ask you about something else. 114 RCMARGE How'd you know that I had the excavator chip on me? 115 RCMARGE How much is it worth to you? 116 RCMARGE If I had it, you'd be among the first to know. 117 RCMARGE I think I'll be moving on now. Goodbye. 118 RCMARGE Hey, thanks for breaking up that brawl. Sometimes my miners get a little out of line, but they're a good sort when they're not all Jetted up. 119 RCMARGE Thanks for putting those Morningstar troublemakers behind bars. That's where they belong. How can I help you? 120 RCMARGE I can't believe you'd put any of my boys in jail. I'm sure that those damn Morningstar thugs started that fight. Now what do you want? 121 RCMARGE I sure wish you hadn't jailed my miners like that. Just jailing those Morningstar hooligans would have kept the peace in town. What do you want? 122 RCMARGE You sure know how to spank a baby with an axe, don't you? Nobody needed to die over a bar-brawl. Just what the hell do you want from me, anyway? 123 RCMARGE Who are you? 124 RCMARGE I wanted to ask you about something. 125 RCMARGE I was just walking past. I think I'll keep walking. Goodbye. 126 RCMARGE Hello there. I'm Marge. Marge LeBarge, and I run this mine. 127 RCMARGE What can Marge do you for? 128 RCMARGE What do you mine here? 129 RCMARGE Have you ever heard of something called a Garden of Eden Creation Kit? 130 RCMARGE Are you a Redding native? 131 RCMARGE Know about any jobs or anything else going on here? 132 RCMARGE I was just looking around a bit. Goodbye. 133 RCMARGE Gold, of course. We mine it right here at the Kokoweef, and then ship it to Vault City, New Reno, and the New California Republic. 134 RCMARGE You send it all over the place? 135 RCMARGE Why did you call your mine Kokoweef? 136 RCMARGE Let me ask you something else. 137 RCMARGE I see. Thanks. That's all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 138 RCMARGE Sure do. Everyone likes gold. You should talk to the caravan master, James Hoffy, if you're real curious about it. 139 RCMARGE Let me ask you something else. 140 RCMARGE Thanks, I'll do that. Goodbye. 141 RCMARGE A Garden of Eden Creation Kit, huh? Sounds pretty impressive. If I had something like that you sure wouldn't find me grubbing around in the dirt to make ends meet, now would you? 142 RCMARGE I guess not. Let me ask you something else. 143 RCMARGE I just thought I'd ask. Goodbye. 144 RCMARGE Heck no. I was born way up north. Right on the edge of a lake. Lake LeBarge, it was. 145 RCMARGE I've never heard of that. Let me ask you something else. 146 RCMARGE Sounds nice. Maybe I'll go hunt that place down. Goodbye for now. 147 RCMARGE Just some rumors is all. 148 RCMARGE Well, there's always rumors...but I do have something that needs doing. 149 RCMARGE I'll get back to that. Let me ask you about something else first, though. 150 RCMARGE Tell me about the rumors. 151 RCMARGE What's that? 152 RCMARGE I bet you do. Sorry, but I'm too busy right now. Goodbye. 153 RCMARGE I've got a great big ol' digger machine down in my mine. Problem is that the control chip for it don't work any more. I need a new one if I want to expand my operations. 154 RCMARGE That's interesting, but how do I fit in? 155 RCMARGE The Great Wanamingo Mine, just west of town, should have one of those same excavator machines. It's been abandoned for quite a while, so I'm guessing that they still have a working chip in their machine. 156 RCMARGE Sounds pretty easy. How come you haven't done it already? 157 RCMARGE It isn't as easy as all that. You see, the Great Wanamingo Mine's haunted. People go there and they don't come back. That's the big reason it's been shut down. Used to be a high-roller type place. Not any more, though. 158 RCMARGE So, you want me to get the digging machine chip out of this mine. What's it worth to you? 159 RCMARGE I'll give you $1,000 for that chip. McGrew over at the Morningstar'd probably give you the same, but he's all for those damn New Reno thugs. I can't stand those violent bastards. So let me give you the money, okay? 160 RCMARGE We'll see. One thing, though... that's good money. That mine must be pretty dangerous. 161 RCMARGE Well, it isn't a cakewalk, sweetheart. But you look like someone who can take care of themselves. Anyhow, you bring me the chip and you get the cash. Interested? 162 RCMARGE Yeah. I'm interested. Sign me up. 163 RCMARGE Well, I'll think about it. Goodbye for now. 164 RCMARGE Great. The sooner you get back here with the excavator chip, the better. 165 RCMARGE I'll see what I can do. First, let me ask you about something else. 166 RCMARGE Okay, I'll see you around. Goodbye. 167 RCMARGE Well, there's always the usual rumors about Redding being taken over, or about Wanamingos coming out of the graveyard at night. Heck, someone even said that they saw some kind of flying machine go overhead a few months ago. 168 RCMARGE What else were you curious about? 169 RCMARGE What did you hear about a takeover? 170 RCMARGE What's a Wanamingo? 171 RCMARGE A flying machine? 172 RCMARGE I guess people talk about the same kind of stuff everywhere. Tell me about something else. 173 RCMARGE I'd love to listen but I've got to be going. Goodbye. 174 RCMARGE Well, people always talk about Vault City taking over to get our gold. Or one of the families in New Reno getting everyone hooked on their dope in order to take over. Or even the NCR wanting to annex us. I tell you, the NCR's our best bet - but they're all just out for our gold. Redding's still independent, so far. 175 RCMARGE What about the other rumors? 176 RCMARGE I guess that's all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 177 RCMARGE A Wanamingo's just the single orneriest critter there is. Tall as two men, stronger than a bull brahmin, and with flappin' suckers instead of arms. Can't be hurt with guns, neither. S'posedly, injuns called 'em up for revenge on the white-man for what the war did. I don't put much stock in that, though. 178 RCMARGE What about the other rumors? 179 RCMARGE I guess that's all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 180 RCMARGE Oh, yeah. Well, a couple of my miners were flying a bit themselves - Jetting around, if you catch my drift - a while back. They swore up-and-down that they saw a ship fly past, going southwest. 181 RCMARGE What about the other rumors? 182 RCMARGE I guess that's all I need to know for now. Goodbye. 183 RCMARGE Well, Dan and his Morningstar boys favor those prissy NCR buggers. I guess that Redding'll be part of the New California Republic before too long. 184 RCMARGE Not really my concern. Tell me about something else. 185 RCMARGE Oh well. Goodbye. 186 RCMARGE In a town this size, everyone knows more than they want to about everyone else. So how about it? 187 RCMARGE How much were you going to give me for it? 188 RCMARGE $1,000. Right here, right now. You want it or not? 189 RCMARGE OK, I'll take it. Here's the chip. 190 RCMARGE I don't think I want to sell right now. 191 RCMARGE Think you'll get a better offer? Think again, pal. I don't think you'll find a better offer. But I guess it's your time. 192 RCMARGE All right, I'll sell it to you. Here's the chip. 193 RCMARGE I think I'd still like to look around a bit more. Goodbye. 194 RCMARGE You made the right choice. Thanks. I'm going to get right on this so we can put that excavator machine to work. 195 RCMARGE Great. Hey, let me ask you something else first, though. 196 RCMARGE Thanks for the cash. Goodbye. 197 RCMARGE Yeah? Gee, thanks. I'm getting all warm and cuddly feeling inside. What do you want? 198 RCMARGE I want to ask you about something. 199 RCMARGE Nothing. I'm just looking around. Goodbye. 200 RCMARGE Why not? Actually, I don't know where the name came from. I think it's always been called that. Even before I got here. It's got kind of a romantic sound to it, don't it? Ko-ko-weef. Yeah, I still like the way that sounds. 201 RCMARGE Uh, yeah. Okay. Uh, what did you say you mine here? 100 RCMARION You see a powerful-looking black man. 101 RCMARION You see Earl Marion, the Sheriff of Redding. 102 RCMARION You see a powerfully built man looking at you intently. 103 RCMARION You're about a taco short of a combination plate. 104 RCMARION No hand-outs here. Now git! 105 RCMARION You're a few fries short of a happy meal, aren't you? 106 RCMARION Move along, little doggy. 107 RCMARION Move along. 108 RCMARION Howdy there. My name's Earl Marion. I'm the Sheriff in these here parts. Sounds downright picturesque, don't it? Well, that's my job. 109 RCMARION What can Sheriff Marion do for you? 110 RCMARION As the Sheriff, what do you do here in town? 111 RCMARION I'm here in town to kick ass and chew bubblegum - and I'm all out of gum. 112 RCMARION I won't make any trouble. I was just leaving. Goodbye. 113 RCMARION Hello there, Ranger. My name's Earl Marion and I'm the Sheriff in Redding. Glad to have you in town, Ranger. 114 RCMARION Howdy, Ranger. What can Sheriff Marion do for you? 115 RCMARION How'd you know I'm a Ranger? 116 RCMARION As the Sheriff, what do you do here in town? 117 RCMARION Good to be here. I was just checking in, Sheriff. See you later. Goodbye. 118 RCMARION Simple. It's tattooed on the back of your neck. 119 RCMARION It is not. 120 RCMARION It is? 121 RCMARION Damn, I thought it was a secret. 122 RCMARION Oh, I thought you recognized the secret hand-shake I gave you. 123 RCMARION (Heh, heh) If you were a fish I'd have landed a big one. I was just kidding. Seriously though, it's my business to know stuff like that. 124 RCMARION Oh, I see. What else do you do as Sheriff? 125 RCMARION I'm still curious as to how you knew. 126 RCMARION I guess that's why you're the Sheriff, Earl. Goodbye. 127 RCMARION Well, if you must steal all the drama and mystery from my moment�I have friends in the NCR. Good friends. Might say that we have common interests, too. 128 RCMARION Oh, well, that explains it. I was curious. What do you do here in town as the Sheriff? 129 RCMARION Common interests? What kind of common interests? 130 RCMARION I see. Well, I'll be moving on now. Goodbye. 131 RCMARION I didn't want to let on that easy. Anybody could know the handshake. 132 RCMARION Oh. 133 RCMARION Keep the peace, mostly. At least that's what I'd be doing if I didn't have this leg all busted up. 134 RCMARION It's like I said before. My leg's all busted up, and I can't do my job 'cause of it. 135 RCMARION What happened to your leg? 136 RCMARION That must make it hard to do your job as Sheriff. 137 RCMARION Bad break, that. Oops. I mean bad luck. Goodbye. 138 RCMARION I was going out to meet a caravan and it was late, so I took a nap. Next thing I knew, a damn gecko was trying to make a lunch outta my kneecap. Damn thing almost had it, too. Another good bite and I'd be sitting down permanent-like. 139 RCMARION So your leg's still in bad shape, huh? 140 RCMARION Well, I wasn't much of a dancer before this happened, and I rechon I won't be afterwards, neither. I can gimp around, but Doc Johnson said I better not if'n I want it to heal right. Sure could use some help, though. 141 RCMARION Not that I can do much right now, with my leg all banged up. Gotta stay off it for a time yet, according to Doc Johnson. What can I help you with? 142 RCMARION Whatcha pestering me with now? 143 RCMARION Who's Doc Johnson? 144 RCMARION You need some help, Sheriff? 145 RCMARION While the cat's away� 146 RCMARION Well, I won't keep you any longer. You must need your rest. Goodbye. 147 RCMARION Good ole Painless Doc Johnson's our town doc. You have a toothache or a broken bone, he'll set you to right. He also sells medicine. All kinds of medicine, if you get my drift. For *whatever* ails ya. 148 RCMARION Sounds like a helpful guy to have around. Where is he here in town? 149 RCMARION Interesting. Let me ask you something else, Sheriff Marion. 150 RCMARION Thanks. I'll see you around. Goodbye. 151 RCMARION Yeah, I sure could use some help with a couple of things. Just part-time like. It pays real good and you'd be doing a good thing for the town of Redding, too. 152 RCMARION Real good? How good is real good? 153 RCMARION How can I help out? 154 RCMARION As a Ranger, I could do no less than help you out in your time of need. 155 RCMARION I don't think I can help you out right now, Sheriff. Maybe another time. Goodbye. 156 RCMARION I wouldn't get any bright ideas. I can still whup any two of you, with or without a good leg. 157 RCMARION Hey, I was just kidding. Let me ask you something else. 158 RCMARION Yeah, you and what army? 159 RCMARION I was just pulling your leg. Uh, what I mean to say is�uh. Goodbye, Sheriff. 160 RCMARION The Doc's office is at the west end of downtown here. He's just about always happy to see new patients. 161 RCMARION I see. Let me ask you something else. 162 RCMARION Maybe I'll go visit with him for a while. Goodbye, Sheriff. 163 RCMARION We all have a respect of the need for law and order, of course. And we also have some concerns regarding the future of Redding. 164 RCMARION The future of Redding? 165 RCMARION That makes sense, what with you being the Sheriff. Say, what does the Sheriff do here in town? 166 RCMARION Sure. Redding can't stand alone forever. At some point we're going to need a friend. I just want to make sure we've got a friend when we need one. The *right* friend. 167 RCMARION There are wrong friends? 168 RCMARION You bet there are. New Reno would just gut Redding for our gold, and Vault City would keep us as second class citizens rather than make us real partners. 169 RCMARION You think the NCR would be different? 170 RCMARION I know it would be. The NCR is the future of the wastes. Working together for a bigger tomorrow. Just like their posters say. They want us to join them, not submit to them. 171 RCMARION I see. How can you influence Redding, though? 172 RCMARION Everyone's got an angle, all right. Goodbye, Sheriff. 173 RCMARION Well, the time's not right yet for a real move. But I let people know who they'll be able to count on when push comes to shove. That's enough�for now. 174 RCMARION Interesting. Let me ask you something else. 175 RCMARION Hmm, something to think about, anyhow. Goodbye. 176 RCMARION I can't believe that you'd use such a corny line. You've been reading too many pulp-westerns. Here's one for you; You gonna slap leather and draw that smoke wagon, or you just gonna stand there and sweat? 177 RCMARION Okay, Sheriff! Draw! 178 RCMARION Hey, I didn't mean nothing. I was just funnin'. Let me ask you about something. 179 RCMARION Uh, hey...I was just kidding. I'll just sweat, thank you. Uh, goodbye, Sheriff. 180 RCMARION Yeah. I figured you was like that. 181 RCMARION Heh, heh. Goodbye, Sheriff Marion. 182 RCMARION What do you know about me? That's it. You're gonna pay for that. I'm a-callin' you out. 183 RCMARION Pay varies by the job, but I've got a simple one you could start on. Just kicking some deadbeat out of a squat. Pay you $100 to do it for me. 184 RCMARION That doesn't sound too hard. Tell me more about it. 185 RCMARION I don't think I have time for that right now, Sheriff. Goodbye. 186 RCMARION Way to go, Ranger, good to hear it. The Widow Rooney is way behind on her rent. Her house is just across the alley from here, to the west. You just have to kick her out of her house - unless she can come up with the rent she owes Mayor Ascorti. 187 RCMARION The Widow Rooney is way behind on her rent. Her house is just across the alley from here, to the west. You just have to kick her out of her house - unless she can come up with the rent she owes Mayor Ascorti. 188 RCMARION Here we go again. The Widow Rooney is way behind on her rent. Her house is just across the alley from here, to the west. You just have to kick her out of her house - unless she can come up with the rent she owes Mayor Ascorti. 189 RCMARION How much does she owe Mayor Ascorti? 190 RCMARION As a bonafide Ranger, I'll be happy to help you maintain law and order. Of course I'll do the job for you. 191 RCMARION Mayor Ascorti? Who's that? 192 RCMARION That doesn't sound too bad. I'll do it. 193 RCMARION I don't think I want to do that. Goodbye Sheriff. 194 RCMARION Great. Thanks for your help. Just come back here when you finish, and I'll pay you and see if we can dig up something else for you to do. 195 RCMARION Okay, Goodbye, Sheriff. 196 RCMARION I don't know. But I bet she can tell you. Will you do it? 197 RCMARION Okay, I'll do it. 198 RCMARION Mayor Ascorti? Who's that? 199 RCMARION I don't think I want to do that right now. Goodbye, Sheriff. 200 RCMARION Ascorti's the Mayor here in Redding. He runs Ascorti's Ace, right across the street here. Just north of us. So, will you help me out? 201 RCMARION How much does she owe him? 202 RCMARION Okay, I'll do it. 203 RCMARION I don't think I want to help you right now. Goodbye, Sheriff. 204 RCMARION Sorry to hear that. I could sure use the help. Well, if you change your mind�you know where to find me. 205 RCMARION Before I go, let me ask you about something else. 206 RCMARION I sure do. Goodbye, Sheriff. 207 RCMARION Oh, one more thing. I almost forgot. Here's a badge. You may need it. 208 RCMARION Thanks, Sheriff; I'm honored. I won't tarnish it with actions you wouldn't approve of. 209 RCMARION Heck, I feel more important already. Goodbye. 210 RCMARION Hey there. I'm sorry that you couldn't help me out earlier. You come back 'cause you changed your mind? 211 RCMARION Maybe. Tell me what I need to do again. 212 RCMARION Nope, I was just walking around town. Goodbye, again. 213 RCMARION Glad to see you again. You've got to take care of that Widow Rooney problem before I can pay you, though. 214 RCMARION Sure thing. Uh, what was I supposed to do again? 215 RCMARION Oh, Okay. Goodbye. 216 RCMARION You did fine work with that Widow Rooney. Here's your $100. You ready for the next job? I can sure use the help. 217 RCMARION Tell me about the next job. 218 RCMARION I don't think so. Goodbye, Sheriff. 219 RCMARION You did a real nice thing for the Widow Rooney. Made friends all around and kept the peace. Thanks. You ready for another job? I think you've got a real knack for it. 220 RCMARION Tell me about the next job. 221 RCMARION Not right now, Sheriff. Goodbye. 222 RCMARION You got way out of line with the Widow Rooney. She was a little old widow lady, for chrissakes. Why'd you have to go and kill her for? Here's your money, but you better watch that hair-trigger on the next job. 223 RCMARION Tell me about the next job. 224 RCMARION I don't think I want another job right now, Sheriff. Goodbye. 225 RCMARION You sure didn't do much of a job in breaking up that bar fight. Can't pay you for something you didn't rightly do. But I've still got a bum leg. You ready for another job? 226 RCMARION Tell me about the next job. 227 RCMARION I don't think I want another job right now, Sheriff. Goodbye. 228 RCMARION Putting those Morningstar miners in jail seemed to work, but Dan McGrew, their boss, isn't going to be too happy about it. Here's your money. Ready for your next job? 229 RCMARION Tell me about the next job. 230 RCMARION I don't think I want another job right now, Sheriff. Goodbye. 231 RCMARION Marge is gonna be real ticked off with you for putting her miners in the pokey. It worked, though. Here's your money. Ready for another job? 232 RCMARION Tell me about the next job. 233 RCMARION I don't think I want another job right now, Sheriff. Goodbye. 234 RCMARION I'm not sure that putting every damn miner in town into my jail was the best way to solve that problem. I guess it worked, though. Here's your money. Ready for your next job? 235 RCMARION Tell me about the next job. 236 RCMARION I don't think I want another job right now, Sheriff. Goodbye. 237 RCMARION Talk about spanking a baby with an axe. You went overboard with that one. You're only getting half-pay for that. Maybe it'll learn you something. Nobody needs to get killed over a bar brawl. You better do better on the next job. You ready? 238 RCMARION Tell me about the next job. 239 RCMARION I don't think I want another job right now, Sheriff. Goodbye. 240 RCMARION Hello there. I'm sure glad that you're taking care of that bad business with one of Lou's gals gettin' all cut up. Come on back when you've wrapped up the case. 241 RCMARION I'm working on it right now, Sheriff. Goodbye. 242 RCMARION I'll make sure and do that. Yeah, right away. Goodbye. 243 RCMARION You let that bastard who cut that girl go free? What kind of idiot are you, anyway? I'll give you another job, but I ain't paying you for this one. 244 RCMARION I'll tell you about idiots, you damn tin-starred, flat-footed greenhorn! 245 RCMARION Tell me about the next job. 246 RCMARION I don't think I want another job right now, Sheriff. Goodbye. 247 RCMARION Thank god you put that murdering bastard Hakeswill away. We'll show him a bit of justice - and then we'll hang him. Well done. Here's your money. Ready for one more job? 248 RCMARION Tell me about the next job. 249 RCMARION I don't think I want another job right now, Sheriff. Goodbye. 250 RCMARION I don't doubt that the bastard that cut that gal deserved what you gave him, but you sure didn't make any friends with the miners by killing him. They do so enjoy seeing a good trial afore a nice hangin'. Still, you got the job done. Here's your money. Ready for the next job? 251 RCMARION Tell me about the next job. 252 RCMARION I don't think I want another job right now, Sheriff. Goodbye. 253 RCMARION You know about Frog Morton. Well, we need to clear him out of here. He's too dangerous to let him set up shop right near town. I'll give you $1000 to go out to the Great Wanamingo Mine, just west of town, and kill Frog and his gang. He's one bad hombre, though, so watch yourself. 254 RCMARION Sounds good to me. I'm on it. 255 RCMARION I don't think I'm up to taking on a whole gang. Sorry, this isn't for me. Goodbye. 256 RCMARION You did it. You killed Frog. Great job, great job. Here's $1000 in reward money. Of course his brothers aren't gonna be too happy with you when they hear about it - but heck, that's all part of the job. 257 RCMARION Brothers? You didn't tell me that Frog had brothers. 258 RCMARION Didn't I? Must have plum darn slipped my mind. Yup, that's what it did. Well, he's got three older brothers...even meaner than he was, from what I hear. Let's see...Toad, Newt and Snake Morton, if I remember aright. Heck, you know how tall tales can get. By the way, keep that badge I gave you. You earned it�Sheriff. (he smiles) 259 RCMARION Uh, yeah. Sure. Well, I better be moving on. I have an appointment, someplace else. Someplace far away from Redding. Goodbye. 260 RCMARION Just three more notches on my gun. No problem. So long, Sheriff. 261 RCMARION I'm sorry to hear that; I sure could use the help. Well, if you change your mind, come on back right away. 262 RCMARION I'll do that, Sheriff. Goodbye. 263 RCMARION I'll think about it. Goodbye. 264 RCMARION I hear that the miners from both the Morningstar and Kokoweef mines here in town are fixin' to stir up a ruckus at Lou's Malamute Saloon. I'll pay you $300 to break it up. You get over there right away. It's right across the street and down towards the west side of town here. 265 RCMARION I'll get right on it, Sheriff. Goodbye. 266 RCMARION I don't think I want to become involved in fisticuffs. I bruise easily. Goodbye, Sheriff. 267 RCMARION Somebody cut up a whore over at Lou's Malamute Saloon. Just across the street here in downtown. Go find out who did it and bring them in. I'll pay you $500 for doing it. That kind of thing is bad for business, just bad all the way around. 268 RCMARION I'll catch whoever did it. No problem. Goodbye, Sheriff. 269 RCMARION Not my cup of tea, really. I'd best be moving on. Goodbye, Sheriff. 270 RCMARION There's a bandit, name o' Frog Morton, that's taken up lodgings over in the ruins of the Great Wanamingo Mine just west of town. I need you to exterminate him. But be careful. He's crafty and he's bound to have some of his gang with him. I'll give you $1000 to get rid o' the varmint. 271 RCMARION Why do they call him Frog Morton? 272 RCMARION Sure thing, Sheriff. 273 RCMARION Dash it all, but that just isn't my sort of soiree, mon frere. Goodbye. 274 RCMARION His name's Morton, and they call him Frog 'cause he croaks people. Ready to go get 'im? 275 RCMARION Ohhhh. Ouch. That's terrible. The pain, the pain� 276 RCMARION Will do. 277 RCMARION I don't think I want to risk getting croaked, Sheriff. Goodbye. 278 RCMARION Hey, I didn't make that one up - he did. With puns that bad, I'd say that gives you just one more reason to kill 'im. You up for it? 279 RCMARION On my way, Sheriff. Will do. 280 RCMARION Sounds a little too dangerous to me. Goodbye. 281 RCMARION You go break up that bar brawl yet? Well, get to it. People are gonna get hurt unless you get your ass moving. Now git! 282 RCMARION Uh, sure thing, Sheriff. 283 RCMARION I'll see what I can do. Goodbye, Sheriff. 284 RCMARION Hey there, you've got a job to do. Come on back when you've croaked that Frog for us. 285 RCMARION I was just resupplying. I'm on it. Goodbye. 286 RCMARION On my way out there right now, Sheriff. Goodbye. 300 RCMARION This job may be a bit too tough for you. Come back when you've got a bit more experience under your belt. 100 RCMCGREW You see a short, barrel-chested man with a full, dark, beard. He's covered in rock-dust. 101 RCMCGREW You see Dangerous Dan McGrew, the owner of the Morningstar Mine. 102 RCMCGREW You see a heavily muscled man with a scar on his face. He looks tough and confident. 103 RCMCGREW If you had a brain, I think it'd just up and die of loneliness. 104 RCMCGREW I'll be damned. I guess evolution can go in reverse. 105 RCMCGREW You ain't got all your dogs on one leash, do you? 106 RCMCGREW I don't have time for you. I reckon you're just a few peas short of a casserole. 107 RCMCGREW Just a couple of clowns short of a circus aren't you? 108 RCMCGREW Hello there. My name's Dangerous Dan McGrew. I run the Morningstar Mine here. What can I do for you? 109 RCMCGREW What do you need from me? 110 RCMCGREW What do you mine here? 111 RCMCGREW Have you ever heard of something called a Garden of Eden Creation Kit? 112 RCMCGREW Why do they call you *Dangerous* Dan McGrew? 113 RCMCGREW What's going on here in town lately? 114 RCMCGREW I was just moving through. Goodbye. 115 RCMCGREW We mine gold. Everybody wants it, too. Send it all the way to Vault City, New Reno, and even down to the NCR. You might say that Redding has something for everybody - that's what keeps us independent. 116 RCMCGREW Nice to be so well liked. Let me ask you about something else. 117 RCMCGREW I'd think that someone would try to control Redding. 118 RCMCGREW Thanks for the information. Goodbye. 119 RCMCGREW What makes you think they haven't? Everybody would like to have Redding under their belt. My guess is that someone will get us pretty soon. About the only thing we can do is choose our master, if we want to survive. 120 RCMCGREW What do you mean? 121 RCMCGREW I guess that makes sense. Well, good-luck and goodbye. 122 RCMCGREW I mean that we're going to be put under someone's thumb. Only a fool thinks otherwise. Our choice is to pick the lightest thumb. 123 RCMCGREW Which you've done, of course. 124 RCMCGREW Happy thumb hunting, then. Goodbye. 125 RCMCGREW You bet I have. If we don't ally ourselves with one of the families in New Reno, you can just kiss Redding goodbye. At least any type of Redding that I'd want to live in. 126 RCMCGREW What do you mean? 127 RCMCGREW I see. Well, goodbye. 128 RCMCGREW If the NCR takes over, Redding's going to be put under the thumb, hard. They aren't real big on personal freedom. They're going to turn Redding into another splotch on the New California Republic map. The Redding I know will be gone forever. 129 RCMCGREW Hmm, what about Vault City, then? 130 RCMCGREW Interesting. Goodbye. 131 RCMCGREW Vault City? (he laughs) Those bigots would turn Redding into a slave-labor camp. They don't see anyone who's not one of their precious Citizens as being worth a warm bucket of spit. Spending my life bowing and scraping to those bigots isn't my idea of any kind of life. 132 RCMCGREW How's New Reno any different? 133 RCMCGREW Thanks for clueing me in to what's going on here. Goodbye. 134 RCMCGREW New Reno's strong enough to protect Redding from the other two. Since New Reno's divvied up amongst different gang-families, it's divided enough to give us our best chance for autonomy. In New Reno, they don't care how we run things - as long as they get their gold. 135 RCMCGREW That doesn't sound so great, either. 136 RCMCGREW Bummer. Later. 137 RCMCGREW This ain't a perfect world, chum. Sometimes you've got to make the best of a bad situation. Just turns out that bad people may be best bet for Redding. Not everyone sees it that way, though. 138 RCMCGREW So what do you think is going to happen? 139 RCMCGREW Opinions are like assholes, Dan - everyone's got 'em and they all stink. Goodbye. 140 RCMCGREW Not everyone sees it your way, huh? I can't imagine that. Goodbye, Dan. 141 RCMCGREW Don't know for sure, but things are heating up. Whatever city has the strongest backers here in Redding is gonna get the whole pie. I'm just doing my damnedest to make sure it's New Reno that wins. The way I see it, that's Redding's only chance. 142 RCMCGREW How can you help New Reno to take over? 143 RCMCGREW Somebody wins, somebody loses. Bye, Dan. 144 RCMCGREW Best thing to do is just to make my mine prosper and make sure my miners know who's paying the bills. The fact that they get all their happy-sauce from New Reno makes the place a lot more popular, too. 145 RCMCGREW Happy sauce? 146 RCMCGREW Everybody needs a little sunshine in their lives from time to time. Goodbye, Dan. 147 RCMCGREW Booze, chems, all sorts of chemical recreation. You name it and New Reno supplies it. It's just about the only thing that some of my miners work for. Be hell to pay if something ever happened to that. 148 RCMCGREW How's your Jet supply lately? 149 RCMCGREW I bet. Let me ask you about something else. 150 RCMCGREW Thanks for the information. I'll see you around, Dan. Goodbye. 151 RCMCGREW Right now we don't get hardly enough Jet in town to keep everyone happy. I sure hope those next few caravans get through all right. 152 RCMCGREW Interesting. Let me ask you about something else, Dan. 153 RCMCGREW I better be rambling, Dan. Goodbye. 154 RCMCGREW Everyone's just about rolling in Jet lately. Seems as though most fellers just can't get enough of it. Makes for happy workers, though, so I can't complain. Lined up two deep in front of Doc Johnson's, they are. If there was much more, though, I'd start to worry. 155 RCMCGREW Who's Doc Johnson? 156 RCMCGREW Intersting. Let me ask you about something else, Dan. 157 RCMCGREW I better be moseying, Dan. Goodbye. 158 RCMCGREW Damn; there's just too much Jet in this town. We're drowning in the stuff. Nobody wants to work; they just want to get high. I can't make my ore quotas with half my damn miners flying high on Jet. Goddamn that Doc Johnson. 159 RCMCGREW Who's Doc Johnson? 160 RCMCGREW Sounds like a problem. Let me ask you about something else, Dan. 161 RCMCGREW I better be travelling, Dan. Goodbye. 162 RCMCGREW Most of the miners that were real Jet Jockeys have crashed hard. That last batch that Doc Johnson sold must have been real bad, somehow. 163 RCMCGREW Who's Doc Johnson? 164 RCMCGREW Interesting. Let me ask you about something else, Dan. 165 RCMCGREW I better be hiking on, Dan. Goodbye. 166 RCMCGREW I don't know what happened, but most of the Jet Jocks got real sick on that last batch - and now they can't go near Jet without getting sick. Doc Johnson's looking into it, I heard. 167 RCMCGREW Who's Doc Johnson? 168 RCMCGREW Interesting. Let me ask you about something else, Dan. 169 RCMCGREW I better be Trekking, Dan. Goodbye. 170 RCMCGREW Cause I'm nothing but the biggest, toughest, mine-crawling, gullywumpin', snake-eatin' buck in these here parts. *Dangerous* Dan McGrew; that's me, all right. 171 RCMCGREW I see; let me ask you something else, Dangerous Dan. 172 RCMCGREW You don't look so damn tough to me. 173 RCMCGREW Sounds like you're quite a guy. Well, I don't want to take anymore of your valuable time, Mr. Dangerous. Goodbye. 174 RCMCGREW Them's fightin' words in these here parts. You ready to back that up? 175 RCMCGREW Yes, I am. You've opened your big yap once too many times. Draw�pilgrim. 176 RCMCGREW I could if I thought you'd give me enough satisfaction to pay for the ammo it'd take to kill you. 177 RCMCGREW I could, if I wanted too. But I'm too busy to mess with you right now. 178 RCMCGREW Yeah, that's what I thought. (pause) You're yellow. 179 RCMCGREW I'll show you yellow...when I cut out your spleen. I'm a-callin' you out. 180 RCMCGREW We'll just see about that, someday. Goodbye for now. 181 RCMCGREW A Garden of Eden Creation Kit? Never heard of something like that. I tend to find my Eden in Lou's sweet arms. 182 RCMCGREW Isn't Lou a guy's name? 183 RCMCGREW I see. Let me ask you something else, then. 184 RCMCGREW The search continues. Goodbye. 185 RCMCGREW It is when it isn't short for Louisa, like my Lou's is. She runs the Malamute Saloon here in town. Hey, just what are you getting at, anyway? 186 RCMCGREW Uh...nothing, Dan. Nothing. Let me ask you about something else. 187 RCMCGREW Nothing. Just figuring out something, that's all. Goodbye, sweet-pea. 188 RCMCGREW My mistake. Well, I better be rambling along. Goodbye. 189 RCMCGREW Well, one thing's for sure: I could sure use a new Control Chip for my Excavator machine. 190 RCMCGREW A new Excavator Chip? What's that? 191 RCMCGREW Let me ask you about something else, Dan. 192 RCMCGREW I see. Well, I'll let you know If I find one. Goodbye. 193 RCMCGREW Funny you of all people should ask that. There's all kinds of things going on here in town lately. 194 RCMCGREW Like I said, you should know if anything's going on here in town if anyone does. 195 RCMCGREW Do you mean the Excavator Chip for the mining machine? 196 RCMCGREW Do you mean that whole thing about the cut-up whore? 197 RCMCGREW Do you mean the bar brawl that I settled? 198 RCMCGREW I'm just naturally active, I guess. Let me ask you something else. 199 RCMCGREW I'm not sure what you mean, but I don't have time to find out right now. Goodbye. 200 RCMCGREW Yeah, I mean the Excavator Chip that you sold to Marge LeBarge over at the Kokoweef Mine. That was a real mistake...not just for me, but for Redding. 201 RCMCGREW What do you mean by that? 202 RCMCGREW Those are the breaks, pal. Let me ask you about something else going on in town. 203 RCMCGREW Shit happens. See you around, maybe. 204 RCMCGREW I can't believe that you let that bastard Hakeswill go free. My miners seem happy about it, but I'm not sure I am. 205 RCMCGREW It was a tough call, and I made it the best I could. Let me ask you about something else going on in town. 206 RCMCGREW Uh, I wasn't sure he was guilty. But let me ask you about something else. 207 RCMCGREW I don't really care what you think. Goodbye. 208 RCMCGREW You did the right thing by putting that bastard Hakeswill in jail. He bullied and intimidated my miners, but they still didn't want to see him killed out of hand. It'll be better to see him hung all legal and proper. 209 RCMCGREW It was a tough call, and I made it the best I could. Let me ask you about something else going on in town. 210 RCMCGREW Justice must be served. Let me ask you about something else. 211 RCMCGREW Things don't always happen the way you'd like them to. Goodbye. 212 RCMCGREW Thanks to your killing that idiot Hakeswill, my miners are ready to go on a rampage. 213 RCMCGREW It was a tough call, and I made it the best I could. Let me ask you about something else going on in town. 214 RCMCGREW That bastard needed a good killing. Let's talk about something else. 215 RCMCGREW I'm glad that I was there to do what needed to be done to that worm. Goodbye. 216 RCMCGREW You know what's going on with that Excavator Chip. I want it, and I bet you're smart enough to realize that Marge LeBarge wants it, too. But it'd be best all the way around if you sell it to me. 217 RCMCGREW How much is it worth to you? 218 RCMCGREW Why's it better for me to sell it to you than her? 219 RCMCGREW I'll think about it. Let me ask you about something else going on in town. 220 RCMCGREW We'll just have to see about that. Goodbye. 221 RCMCGREW I just want to thank you for selling the chip to the right party. 222 RCMCGREW Not a problem. Let me ask you about other stuff going on in town. 223 RCMCGREW You got it. That thousand bucks did most of your convincing for you. Let me ask you something. 224 RCMCGREW No problem. Bye for now. 225 RCMCGREW Thanks for breaking up that bar fight without having to lock anyone up. The miners need to let off steam now and then, but they don't mean nothing by it. 226 RCMCGREW I could see that. Let me ask you about something else going on here in town. 227 RCMCGREW Someone needed to break it up was all. Let me ask you about something else. 228 RCMCGREW Not a problem. Goodbye. 229 RCMCGREW I sure wish you hadn't put my miners behind bars like that. They were just letting off some steam. 230 RCMCGREW They started the fight; I had to end it. Let me ask you about something else going on here in town. 231 RCMCGREW They needed some time to cool off. You can get them in a few days. Let me ask you about something else. 232 RCMCGREW I think I need to let off some steam myself. Goodbye. 233 RCMCGREW Thanks for putting those Kokoweef thugs away for picking a fight with my lads. Those Kokoweefers need to be put away for good. 234 RCMCGREW I don't know about that. They were just letting off steam. Let me ask you about something else going on here in town. 235 RCMCGREW I think that's a bit too extreme. Just let 'em cool off for a few days. Let me ask you about something else. 236 RCMCGREW Just keep an eye on your own miners too from now on. Goodbye. 237 RCMCGREW Didja have to lock up every damn miner in town? Who the hell's gonna work my mine? 238 RCMCGREW You should have thought about that before you let them get out of hand. Let me ask you about something else going on here in town. 239 RCMCGREW They went too far this time. Maybe it's best that all of you should have some time to think things over. Let me ask you about something else. 240 RCMCGREW Good question. Maybe I should see about going into the mining business for myself. Goodbye. 241 RCMCGREW You let that tin badge go to your head. You had no call to be killing anyone over a damn bar fight. 242 RCMCGREW Things got a little out of hand. Let me ask you about something else going on here in town. 243 RCMCGREW Shit happens. Now let me ask you about something else. 244 RCMCGREW They should have known better than to start a fight with me as Sheriff. Goodbye. 245 RCMCGREW Selling the chip to Marge makes her backers look better. The NCR backs Marge, and if they take over here in Redding, we're in trouble. Much better to back me and my pals in New Reno. 246 RCMCGREW Trouble? What do you mean? 247 RCMCGREW I don't have time for a political lesson. Goodbye. 248 RCMCGREW Everyone wants what Redding's got. Some folks are going to be nicer about how they get it out of us, though. Let me explain the situation. 249 RCMCGREW Go ahead. 250 RCMCGREW I've heard enough of your explanation all ready. Goodbye. 251 RCMCGREW I'll pay you $1,000 for that Excavator Chip. 252 RCMCGREW That sounds good to me. Where do I find it? 253 RCMCGREW Sounds good to me. Here's your chip. 254 RCMCGREW I think I'll hold on to it for now. Goodbye. 255 RCMCGREW If I find one, I'll let you know. Goodbye. 256 RCMCGREW It's in the Great Wanamingo Mine just west of town. Down inside the mine there's a great big mining machine. You can't hardly miss it. The chip's in that machine. You just need to yank it out and bring it to me. 257 RCMCGREW Let me ask you about some other stuff going on in town. 258 RCMCGREW If you need it so bad, how come you haven't gone to get it yourself? 259 RCMCGREW Will do. Goodbye for now. 260 RCMCGREW I've got a big pre-war Excavator all ready to run, but it's got a problem. No brains. 261 RCMCGREW I'd like to say that it's got plenty of company in this town, but instead I'll say: What do you mean? 262 RCMCGREW I'm not exactly picky, but I don't like the sound of looking for *more brains*. Goodbye. 263 RCMCGREW Its control chip burnt out, and it's not like I can order a new one. But I know where one is. Be willing to pay $1,000 for it, too. 264 RCMCGREW Where is it? 265 RCMCGREW If you need it so bad, how come you haven't gone to get it yourself? 266 RCMCGREW I'm packed to the gills with quests all ready. Sorry, pal. Goodbye. 267 RCMCGREW Plenty of reasons, most of 'em hungry and nasty. Wanamingo mine's just chock-full of hungry Wanamingos. 268 RCMCGREW What the hell is a Wanna-mingle? 269 RCMCGREW Oh, I see. Well, that explains it then. I'll think about it. Goodbye. 270 RCMCGREW It's just the orneriest, nastiest, most vicious critter I think I've ever seen. It's got teeth four inches long. Oh, I mean four-teen inches long. But I think you can handle it. 271 RCMCGREW Yeah, right. I'll think about it. Goodbye. 272 RCMCGREW That sounds scary. I don't think that's a job for me. My knees are knocking. 273 RCMCGREW You do that. $1,000 isn't chump-change, pal. 274 RCMCGREW Let me ask you about some other stuff going on in town. 275 RCMCGREW I'll think it over. I can always use some extra cash. 276 RCMCGREW I guess I was wrong when I thought you had what it takes. Get out of here; you're waistin' my time. 277 RCMCGREW Ye', yes, sir. I'm leaving now, sir. 278 RCMCGREW We all make mistakes, bub. Goodbye. 279 RCMCGREW Heck...if I were you, I'd buy the deed to the place, clear it out, and sell it back to Mayor Ascorti. He's the deed-holder now. 280 RCMCGREW Take care of yourself. I really need that chip. 281 RCMCGREW Let me ask you about some other stuff going on in town. 282 RCMCGREW Thanks for the tip. Goodbye. 283 RCMCGREW "Painless" Doc Johnson is our town quack. Oh, I suppose he knows something about doctoring, but I don't guess he knows too much. He's on the west side of Downtown. Anyhow, he usually sells all the medicine and chems that we get here in town. 284 RCMCGREW He sells all of it? 285 RCMCGREW I'll see you later, Dan. Goodbye. 286 RCMCGREW Yeah, well, when we get Jet in it's often sent in bulk, and so he fills the ampules. Folks trust him to do it. Makes a big show about it being all clean and all. Simple remedies for simple minds, I say. 287 RCMCGREW Ahh. Let me ask you about something else, then. 288 RCMCGREW Thanks for the information, Dan. Goodbye. 289 RCMCGREW Mister, you ain't getting but two things from me. Jack and shit, and Jack's left town. Now get out of my sight. 290 RCMCGREW Little Missy, you ain't getting but two things from me. Jack and shit, and Jack's left town. Now get out of my sight. 291 RCMCGREW Ah, come on. I'm sorry. Just tell me what I need to know. 292 RCMCGREW You want some of me? Come get some. 293 RCMCGREW I'm leaving, and happy to do it. Goodbye. 294 RCMCGREW You should have thought about that before you made things get out of hand. Fuck you, and get out of my office. 295 RCMCGREW You sure talk tough. 296 RCMCGREW I'm leaving. Don't get all lathered up over it. Goodbye. 297 RCMCGREW Nobody says that to Dan McGrew and walks away from it. 298 RCMCGREW Watch me. 299 RCMCGREW Yeah, I bet..."Dangerous Dan." 100 RCMODJES You see Madame Modjeska. 101 RCMODJES You see Madame Modjeska. 102 RCMODJES I want to be alone. 103 RCMODJES Please just go away. 104 RCMODJES Don't bother me. 105 RCMODJES Please leave me. 106 RCMODJES I have no tolerance for the simple. 107 RCMODJES Most of the rabble are just working to get enough Jet. They need something to take their minds off this place. 108 RCMODJES Let me ask you something else. 109 RCMODJES Jet? What's Jet? 110 RCMODJES I see. Goodbye. 111 RCMODJES Jet does have its uses. It tends to make one care somewhat less about the surrounding squalor. 112 RCMODJES Let me ask you something else. 113 RCMODJES Jet? What's Jet? 114 RCMODJES I see. Goodbye. 115 RCMODJES Jet is so expensive lately. It's just criminal. Speaking of which�I hear that our cherished Mayor Ascorti is working to get us more Jet. Always a champion of the masses, that man is. 116 RCMODJES Let me ask you something else. 117 RCMODJES Mayor Asctorti? Who is that exactly? 118 RCMODJES Jet? What's Jet? 119 RCMODJES I see. Goodbye. 120 RCMODJES Seems like everyone's sick. That last batch of Jet had everyone swearing off the stuff. My guess is that they'll be back on Jet soon enough, though. 121 RCMODJES Let me ask you something else. 122 RCMODJES Jet? What's Jet? 123 RCMODJES I see. Goodbye. 124 RCMODJES Looks like I was wrong. Most of the people who were real Jet pilots have sworn off the stuff. After that last bad batch, most of us can't so much as smell the stuff without getting sick to our stomachs. 125 RCMODJES Let me ask you something else. 126 RCMODJES Jet? What's Jet? 127 RCMODJES I see. Goodbye. 128 RCMODJES I am�Madame Modjeska. What do you wish of me? 129 RCMODJES Hello there. What can I help you with? 130 RCMODJES I don't have time to waste. What do you want of Madame Modjeska? 131 RCMODJES I can hardly be bothered with this now. What do you want? 132 RCMODJES Madame Modjeska feels indisposed today. What do you want of her? 133 RCMODJES My head feels as though it must surely split in twain. What do you want of me? 134 RCMODJES I'm Madame Modjeska. One time Jet user, amongst other things. Now I only dabble in other things. I find that Jet no longer agrees with me. 135 RCMODJES What can the Madame do for you? 136 RCMODJES What do you do here Madame Modjeska? 137 RCMODJES Looks as though a lot of people here are chem-users. What's going on in town lately? 138 RCMODJES Hear any interesting rumors? 139 RCMODJES Why do they call you Madame Modjeska? 140 RCMODJES What's the matter with you? 141 RCMODJES What happened to you? 142 RCMODJES Lately, I don't do much at all. I used to run part of Lou's operation at the Malamute Saloon - but we had a falling out, so I quit. 143 RCMODJES Let me ask you something else, then. 144 RCMODJES I understand. Well, that's all I needed to know. Goodbye. 145 RCMODJES All I hear about are politics. That always seems to be the big stir in discussion. 146 RCMODJES Politics? What do you mean? 147 RCMODJES Of course. Let me ask you about something else. 148 RCMODJES Well, that's all I needed to know. Goodbye. 149 RCMODJES I used to work in the Malamute Saloon. As part of that job, people called me Madame. The name just stuck, even though I don't work there any more. 150 RCMODJES Where do you work now? 151 RCMODJES Uh, not really. Let me ask you something else. 152 RCMODJES I think that's all I need to know. Goodbye. 153 RCMODJES I flew a bit of Jet a few days back and it made me feel quite unwell. Must have been a tainted batch. I 'm not eager to try that again. Oh well, back to the bottle, I suppose. 154 RCMODJES Sounds bad. Let me ask you something else, then. 155 RCMODJES I understand. Well, that's all I needed to know. Goodbye. 156 RCMODJES I feel better than I look. Not by much, but enough. 157 RCMODJES What do you mean? What happened? 158 RCMODJES Have you ever seen a greased brahmin contest? 159 RCMODJES Sure I have. Uh, plenty of times. Let me ask you something else. 160 RCMODJES Nope, never heard of anything like that. Tell me about them. 161 RCMODJES I don't know what that has to do with local politics, and I don't think I want to know. Goodbye. 162 RCMODJES After that last tainted batch of Jet, I've sworn off the stuff. Maybe when I feel better I'll get drunk instead. (she laughs) 163 RCMODJES Well, good for you, I guess. Let me ask you something. 164 RCMODJES Interesting. Well, I'll leave you to your recovery. Goodbye. 165 RCMODJES What they do is grease up a brahmin calf, and then everyone in the crowd tries to catch the calf. If you can't catch it yourself, you make damn sure nobody else can, either. 166 RCMODJES I don't see what that has to do with politics. 167 RCMODJES Yeah, sure. I've heard enough, Madame Modjeska. Goodbye. 168 RCMODJES In this game, Redding is the greased brahmin - and a golden one at that. New Reno, the New California Republic, and Vault City are all trying to catch us...or at least keep the others from catching us. 169 RCMODJES What do you mean? 170 RCMODJES That's nice. Well, I better be going, Madame. Thanks for the insight. Goodbye. 171 RCMODJES Here in Redding we mine gold. Then we ship it to New Reno, the NCR, and Vault City in return for goods. Each of those places would like to have the gold - and the trade - all to themselves. 172 RCMODJES Why don't they just attack you and take it, then? 173 RCMODJES Who wouldn't? I think I'll try to find some of that gold myself. Thanks, and goodbye. 174 RCMODJES We're big enough, and far enough away, to make a take-over expensive as well as dangerous. Much more efficient to have us join willingly. 175 RCMODJES What do you mean? 176 RCMODJES That makes sense. Thanks for clueing me in. Goodbye. 177 RCMODJES The three powers are trying to get Redding to choose which side to ally themselves with. They've all got powerful allies in town, and it looks like things are coming to a head. Soon, Redding's going to have to make a choice. 178 RCMODJES A choice? 179 RCMODJES Who's working for whom? 180 RCMODJES Money. Hmm. Well I've got to be going. Goodbye. 181 RCMODJES The grease on this Brahmin calf is getting a bit thin. Soon, one of the powers is going to have to make a major play to take Redding before the others do. When that happens, people are going to get hurt. A lot of people. 182 RCMODJES Who's working for whom? 183 RCMODJES Why are people going to get hurt? 184 RCMODJES Thanks for the info. Goodbye. 185 RCMODJES I'm not altogether sure, but I think the lineup's like this: Dan McGrew's all for New Reno, Marge LeBarge's for the NCR, Doc Johnson's for Vault City, and I don't know yet who Mayor Ascorti's for. 186 RCMODJES How can those people help a takeover? 187 RCMODJES Who's Marge LeBarge? 188 RCMODJES Who's Dan McGrew? 189 RCMODJES Who's Doc Johnson? 190 RCMODJES Who's Mayor Ascorti? 191 RCMODJES Thanks for the info. Goodbye. 192 RCMODJES People are going to get hurt because this kind of change doesn't come easy. Those that think they're not going to get the prize get it in their mind to not let anyone else get it, either. The only way to avoid that is if we decide to go with one of the powers and make a quick alliance before the others catch on. 193 RCMODJES What do you think will happen? 194 RCMODJES I see. Thanks. Goodbye. 195 RCMODJES I think that the folks here will follow Mayor Ascorti's lead. He's a crook, but people trust that. He'll go with whoever's strongest. You see, whatever's good for Ascorti is also going to be good for Redding. I think he just hasn't figured out who's closest to being on top yet. But he's got to choose soon. 196 RCMODJES Let me ask you about something else. 197 RCMODJES Thanks for letting me know what's going on here. Goodbye. 198 RCMODJES Marge LeBarge is the owner of the Kokoweef Mine. It and the Morningstar Mine are the only two working mines left in Redding. I think that Marge's more of an NCR type. I don't think she likes their prudishness, but she recognizes power when she sees it. 199 RCMODJES Who's Dan McGrew? 200 RCMODJES Who's Doc Johnson? 201 RCMODJES Who's Mayor Ascorti? 202 RCMODJES How can these people help a takeover? 203 RCMODJES Thanks for the info. Goodbye. 204 RCMODJES Dangerous Dan McGrew, ah, yes. He's the owner of the Morningstar Mine. It and the Kokoweef Mine are the only two working mines left in Redding. I think Dan is leaning more towards New Reno, if I had to guess. He likes his miners doped up and happy. 205 RCMODJES Who's Marge LeBarge? 206 RCMODJES Who's Doc Johnson? 207 RCMODJES Who's Mayor Ascorti? 208 RCMODJES How can these people help a takeover? 209 RCMODJES Thanks for the info. Goodbye. 210 RCMODJES Ascorti's the Mayor. He runs Ascorti's Ace downtown. He takes care of buying and selling a lot of stuff. He's right in the middle of all kinds o' thangs. 211 RCMODJES Ascorti's the Mayor of Redding. But I don't rightly know where he is. Haven't seen him around for a stretch. 212 RCMODJES Let me ask you about something else. 213 RCMODJES I think I've listened to you long enough. Goodbye. 214 RCMODJES Jet is a wonderful chem that helps me to take the edge of this miserable existence, darling. 215 RCMODJES Let me ask you something else. 216 RCMODJES Interesting. Thanks and goodbye. 217 RCMODJES Jet's a chem that helps me to feel truly alive. I'm a real sky-pilot with Jet. 218 RCMODJES Let me ask you something else. 219 RCMODJES Interesting. Thanks, and goodbye. 220 RCMODJES Mmmm, I'll tell you what Jet is. It's delicious, that's what it is. Jet has something for everybody. 221 RCMODJES Let me ask you something else. 222 RCMODJES Interesting. Thanks, and goodbye. 223 RCMODJES Jet used to be the thing. Now it's turning my guts around and around like a worn-out washing machine. I wouldn't recommend any of the current batch. This Jet has run out of fuel and crashed, darling. 224 RCMODJES Sure, sorry. Let me ask you something else. 225 RCMODJES Interesting. Thanks, and goodbye. 226 RCMODJES Something was desperately wrong with the last batch of Jet that went through town. It crashed and burned on take-off. I think I'm through flying. Now, drinking - there's something that you can depend on. 227 RCMODJES Let me ask you something else. 228 RCMODJES Interesting. Thanks, and goodbye. 229 RCMODJES Painless Doc Johnson's sort of a mystery man. I don't know where he came from, but he's a real M.D., all right. Only place he'd get training like that is Vault City. I'm betting he's been planted here to further their interests. He must've pissed off someone there to get the assignment, though; those VC'ers don't like the outside much. 230 RCMODJES Who's Marge LeBarge? 231 RCMODJES Who's Dan McGrew? 232 RCMODJES Who's Mayor Ascorti? 233 RCMODJES How can these people help a takeover? 234 RCMODJES Thanks for the info. Goodbye. 235 RCMODJES The Mayor's a man that knows how to play both sides while he's stealing the middle. He's got a few scruples left, but mostly he'll do what's right for Redding in order to keep his own interests safe. 236 RCMODJES Who's Marge LeBarge? 237 RCMODJES Who's Dan McGrew? 238 RCMODJES Who's Doc Johnson? 239 RCMODJES How can these people help a takeover? 100 RCNORD You see a plump, clerkish man. 101 RCNORD You see Nording the pay-clerk. 102 RCNORD You see a nervous, plump, little pigeon of a man. 103 RCNORD You can't be paid for abandoning the caravan. 104 RCNORD Uh, there were some things missing from the caravan. NCR bylaws don't allow me to pay a thief. Sorry. 105 RCNORD A thief? I resemble that remark, you damn ingrate! I'm leaving. Goodbye. 106 RCNORD Someday soon, you'll regret crossing me. Goodbye. 107 RCNORD I cannot reward such a catastrophic caravan. You will receive nothing from me. 108 RCNORD You cheap bastard! You'll pay for stiffing me. Goodbye. 109 RCNORD Well, sometimes you just get luckier than others. This was one of the unlucky times. Goodbye. 110 RCNORD That was a very unprofitable caravan. I cannot give you more than $500 as your share. 111 RCNORD Well, something is better than nothing, I guess. Goodbye. 112 RCNORD You lousy bastard! Nobody could have done a better job. You'll regret stiffing me. Goodbye. 113 RCNORD That wasn't too bad at all. Here's your $1500. I don't know when we'll find someone else to run the caravan, but if we do you can work for us again. 114 RCNORD I don't think I ever want to spend so much time looking at the ass-end of a brahmin again. Goodbye. 115 RCNORD That wasn't too bad at all. See you later. Goodbye. 116 RCNORD That was a good run, even though you lost Stanwell. Into every life a little rain must fall. Here's your $100, plus $50 from Stanwell's share. 117 RCNORD Nice to find someone who appreciates quality when he sees it. See you around, maybe. Goodbye. 118 RCNORD Always glad to make some extra money. Thanks, and goodbye. 119 RCNORD If you were in the NCR, you would be kept in a nice ward and not forced to make your own way in the world. At least we allowed you to travel safely. Goodbye. 120 RCNORD Ook? 121 RCNORD Damn shame that Stanwell got himself killed off. My name's Nording. I'll settle the debt. 100 RCRATRAY You see a bedraggled wretch. 101 RCRATRAY You see Rattray, Doc Johnson's hunchbacked assistant. 102 RCRATRAY You see a bedraggled, hunchbacked, crippled wretch-with a bad case of dandruff. 103 RCRATRAY Ratt clean real good, Doctor. 104 RCRATRAY You worthless lump of flesh. 105 RCRATRAY Ratt try real hard to help. 106 RCRATRAY I don't know why I put up with your incompetence. 107 RCRATRAY Ratt real sorry, Ratt act better. 108 RCRATRAY You just better, or you'll find yourself out on the street again-I'm just too kind. 109 RCRATRAY No Doctor, no put Ratt out! Ratt be good. Ratt promise. 110 RCRATRAY Well, just see that you clean up your act then. I'm warning you. 111 RCRATRAY Ratt be very good. Ratt no trouble. 112 RCRATRAY Yes, well, see that your chores get done. 113 RCRATRAY Ratt clean and clean. Eat all bad bugs. Keep house clean. 114 RCRATRAY And that's another thing, I don't want to see you constantly eating those beetles, or roaches, or whatnot. 115 RCRATRAY Doctor not want Ratt to get rid of bugs? Okay, Ratt save nice bugs for Doctor to eat. 116 RCRATRAY I don't want to eat them, you fool! I just don't want to watch you eat them. 117 RCRATRAY Ratt not eat bugs? 118 RCRATRAY That's right, DON'T EAT BUGS IN FRONT OF ME. I don't care for that nasty crunching sound. 119 RCRATRAY Ratt just suck on crunchy shells then? 120 RCRATRAY NO! I don't want you chewing bugs, sucking on them, licking them, or anything else. 121 RCRATRAY Ratt no eat bugs. Ratt take good care of Doctor's bugs. 122 RCRATRAY Well, now that we've got that settled. Did you clean the shelves? 123 RCRATRAY Yes, Doctor, Ratt clean all nice Doctor's pretty, pretty shelves. Nice shelves all clean. 124 RCRATRAY Very well then. What about the floor? It looks dirty. 125 RCRATRAY Ratt, scrub floor again for nice Doctor. No want dirty floor for clean Doctor. 126 RCRATRAY Hmm, I suppose you think you can just lay about now. Is that it? 127 RCRATRAY No Doctor, no. Ratt not do that again. Ratt remember. 128 RCRATRAY Just see that you keep yourself busy, or I'll whip you again. 129 RCRATRAY NO! Doctor, no whip Ratt. Ratt be good now. 130 RCRATRAY Mind you, I don't enjoy it. But you need the discipline, Rattray. You certainly do. 131 RCRATRAY Yes, Doctor. Doctor always know best for Ratt. 132 RCRATRAY As long as you remember that, Rattray. God knows why I take such pains with you. 133 RCRATRAY Doctor nice man, very nice man. 134 RCRATRAY Yes, well I suppose that I am, at that. 135 RCRATRAY I works 'ere for the Doctor. 136 RCRATRAY I clean up. Hokay? 137 RCRATRAY Heh, heh, heh. I found something to eat. 138 RCRATRAY I found a roach. Yummy. 139 RCRATRAY You want yummy roach to eat too? Ratt share. 140 RCRATRAY Doctor take good care of Ratt. 141 RCRATRAY Ratt bad but nice Doctor take good care of him anyway. 142 RCRATRAY Ratt always so stupid. Why me so stupid? 143 RCRATRAY Ratt sorry. Me no understand what you want. 144 RCRATRAY Doctor say Ratt not to talk to visitors. 145 RCRATRAY Ratt not say anything. 146 RCRATRAY Ratt not get in way. Ratt want help. 147 RCRATRAY You know where Doc go? 148 RCRATRAY Ratt not see Doc in longtime. 149 RCRATRAY Doc gone, Ratt sad. 150 RCRATRAY Who take care of Ratt now? 100 RCROONEY You see a thin old woman who's seen better times. 101 RCROONEY You see the Widow Rooney. 102 RCROONEY You see a thin old woman with warts and a very furry upper lip. 103 RCROONEY Get away from me. 104 RCROONEY Haven't you done me enough harm to me for one lifetime? 105 RCROONEY Why don't you just kill me this time? 106 RCROONEY Get your kicks evicting old women, do you? 107 RCROONEY Come to look at the results of your handiwork? 108 RCROONEY Thanks for helping me to keep my home. I sure couldn't have done it without you. Now why don't you let Widow Rooney give you a great big kiss. 109 RCROONEY Are you back for another one of Widow Rooney's thank you kisses? I just can't get enough of thanking you. 110 RCROONEY Uh, well, if you must. I was curious about that well you have outside. 111 RCROONEY Uh, that's okay. I was happy to help out. Goodbye. 112 RCROONEY The well? Well, well... heh, heh. Nothing much to tell about it really. It's been dry for a good long time now. I could swear that I hear noises coming from it late at night, but my hearing ain't what it used to be. 113 RCROONEY Noises? What kind of noises? 114 RCROONEY Well, thanks for the information. Goodbye. 115 RCROONEY I'm probably just hearing things anyhow, but it seems sort of like a scratching or digging sound. Probably just dogs or something. 116 RCROONEY Hmm, maybe so. Well, thanks. Goodbye. 117 RCROONEY Hello there, young fella. What can old Widow Rooney do fer ya? 118 RCROONEY Hello there, young lady. What can old Widow Rooney do for ya? 119 RCROONEY Are you my mommy? 120 RCROONEY Well, I've got some bad news for you, Widow Rooney. 121 RCROONEY I was just looking around and wondered who lived here. Nice to meet you, Widow Rooney. 123 RCROONEY Oh, nothing, really. I was just looking around. Goodbye. 124 RCROONEY I'm not your dang mommy. I already have one brahmin to take care of and I sure as hellfire don't need another. Shoo now, get out. 125 RCROONEY Bye bye. Mommy. 126 RCROONEY I see. So, you're the one doing Ascorti's dirty work now. What are you going to do? Kill me? Kick me out into the cold? 127 RCROONEY I hope that eases what serves you for a conscience. 128 RCROONEY Ascorti? Who's that? 129 RCROONEY The outside air will be good for you. Move it, granny, if you know what's good for you. 130 RCROONEY I can't stand the idea of anybody kicking an old lady like you out. How much do you owe in back rent? 131 RCROONEY Nice to meet you, too. Not often I have polite callers. Mostly they just come in to threaten a frail old lady. 132 RCROONEY People are threatening you? Why? 133 RCROONEY Well, some people get their kicks in mysterious ways, I guess. Nice talking to you. 134 RCROONEY Well, I owe Ascorti six months in back rent. $120 for this flea hostel. I just don't have it. Some of my brahmin took sick and died, and I couldn't pay. If I don't get him the money soon, he's gonna have the Sheriff evict me. 135 RCROONEY Well, actually�I'm supposed to be doing the Sheriff's job for him. I'm the one that's supposed to kick you out now. 136 RCROONEY Evict a harmless old crone like you? That's not nice. Who would do that? 137 RCROONEY I'd hate to see you kicked out. Why don't you let me pay your back rent for you? I have little use for money. I'm the Chosen One. 138 RCROONEY That's terrible. I'd love to help, but I don't have any liquid assets. Uh, I better be going now. Goodbye. 139 RCROONEY Threatening a frail old woman with Gross Bodily Harm? You and Ascorti are cut from the same cloth. All right. I'll leave, but I'll leave you a little extra something from my gypsy ancestors. (she makes a sign with her hands) There; you have the evil eye on you now. I hope you like it. 140 RCROONEY I've got a couple of gestures that you'll like, too. Here they are! (you make a few choice ones) Now get out! 141 RCROONEY Gypsies, huh? Well if you're some sort of witch, maybe we should just burn you, then. Get out. 142 RCROONEY Just doing a job, lady. You don't want me to have to get rough with you. Now get out. Please? 143 RCROONEY Ascorti...Ascorti's nobody but the greediest, most conniving, slipperiest, low-down, weasel-crawling, gutless, slimeball in this here town. He's the Mayor as well as my landlord. 144 RCROONEY Oh, *that* Ascorti. Well, why didn't you say so? 145 RCROONEY I'd hate to take money from someone touched in the head. Uh, Mr. Chosen One. 146 RCROONEY I'd hate to take money from someone touched in the head. Uh, Miss Chosen One. 147 RCROONEY It's nothing. I'm happy to do it. Here's the $120 you need. 148 RCROONEY You know, I do feel a bit woozy after that last fight. Maybe I should think about this a bit more. Goodbye. 149 RCROONEY Thank you so much. You ARE the Chosen One! Thank you. I just can't wait to see the look on that Ascorti's puss when I give him the money. 150 RCROONEY I was happy to help you. Goodbye. 151 RCROONEY Material things mean little to me. I'm glad I was able to use the money for good. 152 RCROONEY Looks like your heart is bigger than your means. Well, I thank you for the thought, anyhow. 153 RCROONEY I'll try to come back later with more money. Goodbye. 100 RCSAVINE You see a man with greasy hair. He's covered in dust. 101 RCSAVINE You see Savinelli, the guy in charge of the New Reno-to-Redding Caravans. 102 RCSAVINE You see a short, nervous looking guy with slicked-back hair. 103 RCSAVINE If you come by here again, it's just possible that you'll have an accident. 104 RCSAVINE You've been warned. Now get the hell out of here. 105 RCSAVINE Get them doggies moving! 106 RCSAVINE Uh, doggies? Okay, whatever. Let's go. 107 RCSAVINE Hello. I'm Enrico Savinelli. I run the caravan between New Reno and Redding. We can use an extra guard, if you're willing to leave right now. 108 RCSAVINE Hello. I'm Savinelli. I run the caravan between New Reno and Redding. Always looking for a reliable guard or two. We leave town on the 21st of every month. If you want to go with us, make sure you're here on the 21st. 109 RCSAVINE What d'ya want? 110 RCSAVINE Moo-moos? 111 RCSAVINE You need a guard, huh? 112 RCSAVINE What do you trade? 113 RCSAVINE Why are you waiting until the 21st? 114 RCSAVINE I don't think that's for me. Goodbye. 115 RCSAVINE They sure picked the wrong caravan to mess with. 116 RCSAVINE Fuck with my caravan, will they? 117 RCSAVINE Motherfuckers should know better than to try that with my caravan. 118 RCSAVINE Well, they're sleeping with the fishes now. Let's move out. 119 RCSAVINE More of those shit-heels all the time. 120 RCSAVINE You abandon my caravan, and then come back to beg for work? Get out of here. 121 RCSAVINE I said get out. Are you deaf as well as yellow? 122 RCSAVINE I respect thieves...but only good ones. You're nothing but a punk. Get out of here before I have to hurt you. 123 RCSAVINE A thief? I resemble that remark, you damn ingrate. I'm leaving. Goodbye. 200 RCSAVINE Bring it on! 124 RCSAVINE You'll regret crossing me. Goodbye. 125 RCSAVINE That was one of the worst caravans I've had in years. I'm not making money on it, so guess what? Neither are you. Get out of my sight. 126 RCSAVINE Yeah? I'd like to see you try that, you cheap bastard. Goodbye. 127 RCSAVINE Well, sometimes you just get luckier than others. This was one of the unlucky times. Goodbye. 128 RCSAVINE Fuck. My ass is really in a sling here. We lost so much stuff this run. I knew I shoulda' hired pros. Here's $500 for your time, you worthless sack of shit. 129 RCSAVINE Well, something is better than nothing, I guess. Goodbye. 130 RCSAVINE You lousy bastard! Nobody could have done a better job. Goodbye. 131 RCSAVINE That's the ticket. That run went smooth as shit through a goose. Here's your $1500, pal. 132 RCSAVINE I don't think I ever want to spend so much time looking at the ass-end of a brahmin again. Goodbye. 133 RCSAVINE Thanks. See you later. Goodbye. 134 RCSAVINE That's the way a caravan run should go. Smooth as a baby's silky bottom. Here's your $1500, and I'll even throw in an extra $200 for the smooth service. 135 RCSAVINE Nice to find someone who appreciates quality when he sees it. See you around, maybe. Goodbye. 136 RCSAVINE Thanks for the extra change, Savinelli. Goodbye. 137 RCSAVINE I'm not sure how long it's going to take these damn dirt-grubbers to get my gold shipment together. We'll be ready to go on the 21st, no matter what. Check back with me if you still want a job. 138 RCSAVINE Hey, I'm putting together a shipment of some delicate stuff. Stuff that takes time. Can't rush quality, ya' know. Should be ready to go on the 21st. Come back then if you still want a job. 139 RCSAVINE What do you usually transport? 140 RCSAVINE Let me ask you something else. 141 RCSAVINE Thanks, I'll do that. Goodbye. 142 RCSAVINE We're usually looking for caravan guards, but I ain't ready to go just yet. I'll be ready to head out on the 21st. Come back then if you want a job. 143 RCSAVINE When on the 21st? 144 RCSAVINE What does this caravan transport? 145 RCSAVINE OK, thanks. Goodbye. 146 RCSAVINE Hey, pal, you've gotta know when to say no. And *I* do. So NO! 147 RCSAVINE Oh, okay. 148 RCSAVINE Well, we pick up mostly, uh, medical supplies - yeah, that's it - in New Reno, and trade it to Redding for gold ore. 149 RCSAVINE That's interesting. You said you're looking for guards? 150 RCSAVINE Let me ask you something else. 151 RCSAVINE Oh, okay. Goodbye. 153 RCSAVINE You came along at a good time. We're ready to go right now. The job pays $1500. Ready to join us? 152 RCSAVINE You came along at a good time. We're ready to go right now. The job pays $1500, but I'm only paying you for the job since I only need one more guard. Ready to join us? 154 RCSAVINE Sounds great. I'm ready. Let's go. 155 RCSAVINE I don't think I want to be a caravan guard. I'll see you around. Goodbye. 156 RCSAVINE You were an entertaining little monkey, but now I'm tired of you. Get out of here, you dumb-ass. 157 RCSAVINE Numb-ass? Bye bye. 100 RCSTANWL You see a man dressed in armor. He looks at you speculatively. 101 RCSTANWL You see Stanwell, the caravan master for the Redding-NCR run. 102 RCSTANWL You see a tall, muscular man in armor. His gear looks worn but well maintained. 103 RCSTANWL The NCR doesn't take kindly to quitters. Get out of here. 104 RCSTANWL You know what I think about your kind. Just get out of my sight. 105 RCSTANWL Hee-yah! Head 'em out. 106 RCSTANWL Okay, Let's go. 107 RCSTANWL I'm Stanwell. I run the caravan between Redding and the New California Republic. Brahmin for gold. We could use an extra guard, and we're ready to leave right now. 108 RCSTANWL People call me Stanwell. I run the caravan between Redding and the New California Republic. Brahmin for gold. Can usually use an extra hand or two. We leave town on the 11th day of every month. If you want to sign on, make sure you're here then. 109 RCSTANWL Something else? 110 RCSTANWL Moo-moos? 111 RCSTANWL You need a guard, huh? 112 RCSTANWL What does this caravan transport? 113 RCSTANWL Why are you waiting until the 11th? 114 RCSTANWL I don't think that's for me. Goodbye. 115 RCSTANWL Damn. I hate it when that happens. 116 RCSTANWL Same job. Different day. 117 RCSTANWL Nothing's ever easy. 118 RCSTANWL Where's a Ranger when you need one? 119 RCSTANWL Every damn trip these days. 120 RCSTANWL You're the worst excuse for a guard I've ever seen. You couldn't keep your word if your life depended on it. 121 RCSTANWL Get the hell out of here. You should know better. 122 RCSTANWL Did you really think that I'd reward a thief? You're lucky I didn't lynch you on the trail. I'm certainly not paying you anything. Now get out. 123 RCSTANWL A thief? I resemble that remark, you damn ingrate. I'm leaving. Goodbye. 124 RCSTANWL Someday soon, you'll regret crossing me. Goodbye. 125 RCSTANWL We got so torn up out there that I don't have enough money to pay you. Of course, if you'd done your job better, things would be different. 126 RCSTANWL You cheap bastard! You'll pay for stiffing me. Goodbye. 127 RCSTANWL Well, sometimes you just get luckier than others. This was one of the unlucky times. Goodbye. 128 RCSTANWL We didn't quite lose everything we had...but we lost more than I can afford. If you'd done your job right, you'd be getting more than this $500. 129 RCSTANWL Well, something is better than nothing, I guess. Goodbye. 130 RCSTANWL You lousy bastard! Nobody could have done a better job. You'll regret stiffing me. Goodbye. 131 RCSTANWL That wasn't too bad at all. Here's your $2000. Come on back if you need more work sometime. 132 RCSTANWL I don't think I ever want to spend so much time looking at the ass-end of a brahmin again. Goodbye. 133 RCSTANWL That wasn't too bad at all. See you later. Goodbye. 134 RCSTANWL That was a good run. Might not have worked out that way if you weren't along. Here's your $2000, plus a $500 bonus for the great job. Thanks again. 135 RCSTANWL Nice to find someone who appreciates quality when he sees it. See you around, maybe. Goodbye. 136 RCSTANWL Always glad to make some extra money. Thanks, and goodbye. 137 RCSTANWL I can't leave until we get a full load of ore. It'll all be ready to move on the 11th. Early in the day is best. Stop back then if you want a job. 138 RCSTANWL We need to get the brahmin in from the outlying settlements before we can get going. We'll be ready to move early on the 11th. Stop back on then if you want a job. 139 RCSTANWL What did you say you usually transport? 140 RCSTANWL Let me ask you something else. 141 RCSTANWL Thanks, I'll do that. Goodbye 142 RCSTANWL We're usually looking for caravan guards but, like I said, we won't be ready to go until the 11th of the month. If you still want a job with us, come back then. 143 RCSTANWL When on the 11th? 144 RCSTANWL What does this caravan transport? 145 RCSTANWL Okay, thanks. Goodbye. 146 RCSTANWL Sorry, pal, we've already got enough throwbacks working in this caravan. 147 RCSTANWL Oh, okay. 148 RCSTANWL We trade NCR's best brahmin for gold ore in Redding. Straight and simple - just the way I like things. 149 RCSTANWL Gotcha. You said you're looking for guards? 150 RCSTANWL Let me ask you something else. 151 RCSTANWL Oh, okay. Goodbye. 152 RCSTANWL You came along at a good time. We're ready to go right now. The job pays $2000, but I'm only paying you for the job since I only need one more guard. Ready to join us? 153 RCSTANWL You came along at a good time. We're ready to go right now. The job pays $2000. Ready to join us? 154 RCSTANWL Sounds great. I'm ready. Let's go. 155 RCSTANWL I can come up with better ways to spend my time than eating brahmin dust all day. Goodbye. 156 RCSTANWL Well, you got free eats and a safe trip here. Now get out of here, you moron. 157 RCSTANWL Gerg? Bye bye. 100 RCVELANI You see an oily-looking salesman of some type. 101 RCVELANI You see Velani, the Mordino merchant. 102 RCVELANI You see a suave looking, well-manicured man. 103 RCVELANI You're pathetic. If I had more muscle with me, you wouldn't live to abandon another caravan. Now get out of here. 104 RCVELANI You made a big mistake to steal from the Mordino family. You'll pay for that - with interest. For now, just get out of my sight. 105 RCVELANI A thief? I resemble that remark, you damn ingrate. I'm leaving. Goodbye. 200 RCVELANI Why don't we settle up right now? Prepare to die, asshole. 106 RCVELANI Someday soon, you'll regret crossing me. Goodbye. 107 RCVELANI That caravan was a disgrace. I'm glad Savinelli didn't survive. I can't believe that you think you'd get paid for that failure. Get out of here. 108 RCVELANI You cheap bastard! You'll pay for stiffing me. Goodbye. 109 RCVELANI Well, sometimes you just get luckier than others. This was one of the unlucky times. Goodbye. 110 RCVELANI I'll pay you for the half-ass job you did. Here's $500. Now get out of here. 111 RCVELANI Well, something is better than nothing, I guess. Goodbye. 112 RCVELANI You lousy bastard! Nobody could have done a better job. You'll regret stiffing me. Goodbye. 113 RCVELANI Well, most of the caravan made it, even if Savinelli didn't. Here's your $1500. I don't know when we'll get someone else to run the caravan, though. 114 RCVELANI I don't think I ever want to spend so much time looking at the ass-end of a brahmin again. Goodbye. 115 RCVELANI That wasn't too bad at all. See you later. Goodbye. 116 RCVELANI Good run. You can take Savinelli's cut since he won't be needing it. $150 for you. I don't know when we'll get someone else to run this damn caravan, but if we do, you'll have a job if you want it. 117 RCVELANI Nice to find someone who appreciates quality when he sees it. See you around, maybe. Goodbye. 118 RCVELANI Always glad to make some extra money. Thanks, and goodbye. 119 RCVELANI Savinelli must have really been losing it before he bought the farm. I don't know why he'd let a throwback like you tag along otherwise. Get out of here. 120 RCVELANI Ook? 121 RCVELANI Savinelli got killed. Shit, I still don't believe it. I'm Velani. I'll settle up for what we owe. 100 RCWADE You see a man dressed in a jumpsuit. 101 RCWADE You see Ben Wade, the caravan master for the Redding-Vault City run. 102 RCWADE You see a man dressed in a Vault Suit. 103 RCWADE You've got nerve coming 'round here for a job. You'll never work for me again. 104 RCWADE Get the hell out of my sight. 105 RCWADE Let's move 'em on out. Giddy-up! 106 RCWADE OK, let's go. 107 RCWADE Hello there. My name's Ben. Ben Wade. I'm in charge of trade caravans between Redding and Vault City. I can usually use an extra guard, and we're ready to leave right now. 108 RCWADE Hello there. My name's Ben. Ben Wade. I'm in charge of trade caravans between Redding and Vault City. I can usually use an extra guard or two. We leave town on the 1st of every month. If you want to sign on, make sure you're here then. 109 RCWADE What do you want now? 110 RCWADE Moo-moos? 111 RCWADE You need a guard, huh? 112 RCWADE What does this caravan transport? 113 RCWADE Why are you waiting until the 1st? 114 RCWADE I don't think that's for me. Goodbye. 115 RCWADE Seems like it gets harder every trip. 116 RCWADE Hah! They shoulda known better than to try to attack my caravan. 117 RCWADE Good thing you're along this trip. 118 RCWADE What a nuisance. Things just ain't what they used to be 'round here. 119 RCWADE These wastes just aren't as safe as they used to be. 120 RCWADE You're not a guard - you're a con-man. Get out of here, you coward. 121 RCWADE You left the caravan. Now leave here, as well. 122 RCWADE You're nothing but a thief. You've probably already taken your cut - now get out. 123 RCWADE A thief? I resemble that remark, you damn ingrate. I'm leaving. Goodbye. 124 RCWADE Someday soon, you'll regret crossing me. Goodbye. 125 RCWADE If you had done your job and guarded my caravan, then I'd have enough money to pay you. As it is...well, you reap what you sow. You get nothing. 126 RCWADE You cheap bastard! You'll pay for stiffing me. Goodbye. 127 RCWADE Well, sometimes you just get luckier than others. This was one of the unlucky times. Goodbye. 128 RCWADE That was a bad trip. I can only give you $500 - and even that will leave me broke. Sorry. 129 RCWADE Well, something is better than nothing, I guess. Goodbye. 130 RCWADE You lousy bastard! Nobody could have done a better job. You'll regret stiffing me. Goodbye. 131 RCWADE That caravan was a success. Here's your $1000. Pleasure working with you. Hope to see you again sometime. 132 RCWADE I don't think I ever want to spend so much time looking at the ass-end of a brahmin again. Goodbye. 133 RCWADE That wasn't too bad at all. See you later. Goodbye. 134 RCWADE Hoo-wee! That was a great run. $1000 for you, and another $200 as a bonus. You must be some kind of lucky charm. Join us again if you're going our way. 135 RCWADE Nice to find someone who appreciates quality when he sees it. See you around, maybe. Goodbye. 136 RCWADE Always glad to make some extra money. Thanks, and goodbye. 137 RCWADE Hard to say, really. I guess it depends upon how long it takes to get enough ore together. I'm no miner, but I'd guess it won't take longer than a couple of weeks. 138 RCWADE Well, because I'm not exactly sure how long it will take to get all the medical supplies together. Probably not much longer than a couple of weeks. Then we can go. Just keep checking back with me. 139 RCWADE What do you usually transport? 140 RCWADE Let me ask you something else. 141 RCWADE Thanks, I'll do that. Goodbye. 142 RCWADE We're usually looking for caravan guards, but this caravan won't be ready for a while yet. Feel free to check back with me, though. 143 RCWADE When on the 1st? 144 RCWADE What does this caravan transport? 145 RCWADE Okay, thanks. Goodbye. 146 RCWADE Sorry, pal, we've already got enough throwbacks working in this caravan. 147 RCWADE Oh, okay. 148 RCWADE Well, we pick up mostly medical supplies in Vault City, and trade it to Redding in exchange for gold ore. 149 RCWADE That's interesting. You said you're looking for guards? 150 RCWADE Let me ask you something else. 151 RCWADE Oh, okay. Goodbye. 152 RCWADE You came along at a good time. We're ready to go right now. The job pays $1000, but I'm only paying you for the job since I only need one more guard. Ready to join us? 153 RCWADE You came along at a good time. We're ready to go right now. The job pays $1000. Ready to join us? 154 RCWADE Sounds great. I'm ready. Let's go. 155 RCWADE I don't think I want to be a caravan guard. I'll see you around. Goodbye. 156 RCWADE You got safe transport and three hot meals a day. Now get out of here, you moron. 157 RCWADE Oooo? Bye bye. 100 RCWANAMI You see a wanamingo. 100 RNDBESS You startle a flock of vultures feeding off a dead herd of brahmin. 101 RNDBESS Whew! Nothing worse than flesh rotting out in the hot sun. 0 RNDEXCOW {100}{}{You have a funny feeling about this place. The enchanting smell of cow dung and rotting flesh emanates a few feet from here.} 0 RNDTOXIC {100}{}{Who did you piss off to get stuck in this?} 100 SCBGRD You see a someone wearing combat armor. 101 SCBGRD You see a guard. 102 SCBGRD He looks to be standing here waiting for something to happen. 103 SCBGRD Yeah, yeah. Move along. 104 SCBGRD You make sure you're nice to Mr. Buster so we don't have to waste any ammmo. 105 SCBGRD I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. Good thing for you I have one stick left. 106 SCBGRD What the hell you looking at? Blow. 107 SCBGRD Hey, I am not in to that. Just make sure you keep a good distance from me. 108 SCBGRD Yeah, that's right come over to papa. Why don't we meet later for a drink? 109 SCBGRD Honey, I'd sleep with a brahmin before I looked at you twice. 100 SCBUSTER You see a little grease-stained guy. 101 SCBUSTER You're looking at Buster, the gun guy. 102 SCBUSTER This guy's clothes are ragged and he's got gun-bluing all over his hands, arms, and face. Still, he seems pretty cheerful. 103 SCBUSTER Hey, welcome to Buster's Fine Emporium of Armament! I'm Buster and there ain't nobody else. Got some fine goods here and on my shelves. Check it out. I'm ready to deal. 104 SCBUSTER Hey, back again? What can I do for you? 105 SCBUSTER Anything else? 106 SCBUSTER Want gun. 107 SCBUSTER What do you got? 108 SCBUSTER Maybe you can fix me up something special? 109 SCBUSTER I've got some questions 110 SCBUSTER Goodbye. 111 SCBUSTER A fine choice! 112 SCBUSTER Well, you got yourself a steal there, partner. 113 SCBUSTER Not to rush you, stranger, but I got work to do. 114 SCBUSTER Sure, stranger, what do you want to know? 115 SCBUSTER Tell me about NCR 116 SCBUSTER What's the deal with Merk? 117 SCBUSTER What can you tell me about Frank Westin? 118 SCBUSTER I'm looking for a meeting with Old Man Carlson. Know anybody who could help me? 119 SCBUSTER Do you have a GECK? 120 SCBUSTER That's nice stranger, but I ain't no charity. 121 SCBUSTER Maybe. Just might have a Triveld x10 rifle scope - would fit just fine on a hunting rifle, if somebody was interested. Let it go cheap -- $500. 122 SCBUSTER Hey, you already cleaned me out. 123 SCBUSTER Sure, it's a deal 124 SCBUSTER No, thanks. 125 SCBUSTER New California Republic - that's what it is. President Tandi and the bunch say they're trying to rebuild the old days; I figure they're just trying to grab whatever they can. Hell, I got no complaint with them - the old days is all before my time. They're kind of a prissy bunch, though - don't like slaves, gambling, whatnot. That's why I set up out here. Don't like rules - never have. 126 SCBUSTER I see. 127 SCBUSTER Goodbye. 128 SCBUSTER I don't mess with Mr. Merk and it don't pay to go gossiping about him. You got questions, go ask about him at the Rawhide. 129 SCBUSTER I see. 130 SCBUSTER Goodbye. 131 SCBUSTER Frank Westin? You mean that Congress guy? Got himself a spread out west of town. Brahmin man - big wheel in the Stockman's Association. He's always looking for hands, if you're wanting work. 132 SCBUSTER I see. 133 SCBUSTER Goodbye. 134 SCBUSTER Funny you go asking that after what happened to Frank Westin. Not that I'd know, but there's a fellow - Merk - down at the Rawhide who might be able to help you. 135 SCBUSTER I see. 136 SCBUSTER Goodbye 137 SCBUSTER That one of them pre-war imports? Let me guess, 14mm ammo? Nope, ain't got one. 138 SCBUSTER I see. 139 SCBUSTER Goodbye 140 SCBUSTER Look, I can't do this on anything but a hunting rifle. It's the way the mount's built, understand? 141 SCBUSTER I see. 142 SCBUSTER Goodbye. 143 SCBUSTER The joint's closed. Bug off. 144 SCBUSTER God! Come back at a decent hour, will ya? 145 SCBUSTER Come back when I'm open - and close the tent flap behind ya. 146 SCBUSTER I'm closed. 147 SCBUSTER Look, just get out or Mr. .45 is gonna get unhappy! 148 SCBUSTER Wrong move, stranger. 100 SCCARGRD Yet another guard. Somebody must breed them, since they all look alike. 101 SCCARGRD Still a guard. Probably doesn't like you. 102 SCCARGRD You look at him closely and you're convinced he's a guard. 103 SCCARGRD You're not authorized to be here. 104 SCCARGRD Can I see your pass? 105 SCCARGRD This is government property. Move on, stranger. 106 SCCARGRD So you're the new guy, eh? 107 SCCARGRD If you haven't talked to Carlson, you better do that. 108 SCCARGRD Mr. Carlson's expecting you. 109 SCCARGRD Mr. Carlson will see you now. 110 SCCARGRD I hope this is important. Mr. Carlson is a busy man. 100 SCCARKID You see a snot-nosed little kid. 101 SCCARKID It's Vice-President Carlson's kid 102 SCCARKID Looks like a spoiled little runt. Fat, too. 103 SCCARKID My dad's Vice-President Carlson, so you better treat me nice! Who are you? 104 SCCARKID [Player name] 105 SCCARKID I'm one of your dad's guards. 106 SCCARKID Where's your dad? 107 SCCARKID See this knife? I've gutted little kids nicer than you. 108 SCCARKID I'm your worst nightmare, puke. 109 SCCARKID Sorry kid, I'm busy. 110 SCCARKID ? That's a crappy name. You got a stupid name! Stupid name! 111 SCCARKID Then you got to be extra nice to me or I'll tell my dad. 112 SCCARKID Oh? How about I (whisper). 113 SCCARKID Right. Oh boy. 114 SCCARKID He's inside. In his office. He's always in there. 115 SCCARKID Where's his office? 116 SCCARKID Okay. Thanks. 117 SCCARKID By the water tank. I play over there sometimes. I peek on him while he's working. 118 SCCARKID You're an annoying little brat, aren't you? 119 SCCARKID Thanks kid, you've been a big help. 120 SCCARKID You're not a nice man, you're a bad man! I'm going to go tell my daddy! 121 SCCARKID Hey, it's you again. Whatcha doing? 122 SCCARKID Go ask your father if I can see him. 123 SCCARKID Tell you father I have news about Mr. Bishop. Can you remember that? 124 SCCARKID Fnuh. 125 SCCARKID You're a poop brain! Poop brain! 126 SCCARKID Okay. 127 SCCARKID News about Mr. Mishop. Okay? 128 SCCARKID Good enough. 129 SCCARKID Daddy says he can't see you. 130 SCCARKID I told Daddy that. I think he doesn't like you. 131 SCCARKID Daddy says you can come in the house. 132 SCCARKID I told Daddy you were a bad man. 133 SCCARKID That's right, I'm the boogy man! And I'm gonna eat you. 134 SCCARKID You got me wrong, kid. 135 SCCARKID I'm not supposed to talk to you anymore. 100 SCCARLSN You seen an elderly, frail man. 101 SCCARLSN It's Vice-President Carlson. 102 SCCARLSN Though physically weak, his eyes reveal a powerful moral strength. This is a determined man. 103 SCCARLSN What are you doing here? Guards! 104 SCCARLSN You're not one of my men. Guards! 105 SCCARLSN Get out of here! 106 SCCARLSN I'm incredibly busy. Please come back another time. 107 SCCARLSN Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I need more time to work. 100 SCCGTGRD Yet another guard. Somebody must breed them, since they all look alike. 101 SCCGTGRD Still a guard. Probably doesn't like you. 102 SCCGTGRD You look at him closely and you're convinced he's a guard. 103 SCCGTGRD You're not authorized to be here. 104 SCCGTGRD Can I see your pass? 105 SCCGTGRD This is government property. Move on, stranger. 106 SCCGTGRD You're the one Merk called about? Okay, let him through, boys. 107 SCCGTGRD This checks out. Stand aside, boys. 108 SCCGTGRD Okay, you're clear. Open the gate, boys. 109 SCCGTGRD You're the one Merk called about? Okay, let her through, boys. 110 SCCGTGRD I'm on duty. No time for socializing. 111 SCCGTGRD Hey, nice shoes. 100 SCCHEAT You see a cheat character. 101 SCCHEAT This guy shouldn't be here. 102 SCCHEAT Hey it's a cheat character. 103 SCCHEAT Hey that hurt. 104 SCCHEAT Hello what would you like to happen. 105 SCCHEAT Setting Westin's flags. 106 SCCHEAT Set Accept Snuffing westin? 107 SCCHEAT Unset Accept Snuffing Westin. 108 SCCHEAT Set Westin Dead. 109 SCCHEAT Unset Westin Dead. 110 SCCHEAT Set Westin Cancel Snuff 111 SCCHEAT Unset Westin Cancel Snuff. 112 SCCHEAT Set Westin Drugs Known. 113 SCCHEAT Unset westin Drugs known. 114 SCCHEAT Set Westin Fail 115 SCCHEAT Unset westin Fail. 116 SCCHEAT Set Westin Complete 117 SCCHEAT Unset Westin Complete. 118 SCCHEAT Set Westin Snuff Known. 119 SCCHEAT Unset westin snuff known. 120 SCCHEAT Setting Carlson's Flags. 121 SCCHEAT Set Carlson Accept Snuff. 122 SCCHEAT Unset Carlson Accept Snuff. 123 SCCHEAT Set Carlson Dead. 124 SCCHEAT Unset Carlson Dead. 125 SCCHEAT Set Carlson Security Duty. 126 SCCHEAT Unset Carlson Security Duty. 127 SCCHEAT Set Carlson Cancel Snuff. 128 SCCHEAT Unset Carlson Cancel Snuff. 129 SCCHEAT Set Carlson Complete. 130 SCCHEAT Unset Carlson Complete. 131 SCCHEAT Set Carlson fail. 132 SCCHEAT Unset Carlson Fail. 100 SCCOP You see a person wearing the uniform of the NCR Police. 101 SCCOP A cop. 102 SCCOP Judging from the unsmiling face, don't expect much mercy here. 103 SCCOP Put your weapon away - NOW! 104 SCCOP Stranger, we got a no weapon policy in this town. Put your weapon away. 105 SCCOP Put the weapon away and nobody'll get hurt. 106 SCCOP It's after curfew, stranger. Why don't you head home? 107 SCCOP Move along now. There's nothing to see here. 108 SCCOP Night's not a good time to be wandering the streets. 109 SCCOP Good day, stranger. New in town? 110 SCCOP Move along now. There's nothing to see here. 111 SCCOP I'm on assignment. If there's trouble you might try reporting it to the sheriff. 112 SCCOP Hey, stop tampering with that. 113 SCCOP Get away from that. 114 SCCOP That is not to be tampered with. 100 SCDOCJUB You see an old, kindly looking fellow. 101 SCDOCJUB It's Doc Jubilee. 102 SCDOCJUB He's an old man with a snow-white beard and a slightly blank stare. 103 SCDOCJUB I'm Doc Jubilee. What's wrong, young man? 104 SCDOCJUB What's wrong, young man? 105 SCDOCJUB Me hurt. 106 SCDOCJUB I need a doctor. 107 SCDOCJUB Can't you just take some pills or something and stop bothering me with this twaddle? 108 SCDOCJUB Hell, you're hardly bleeding. 109 SCDOCJUB I don't know. Don't think I can save it. We may have to cut that leg off. 110 SCDOCJUB You're kidding. 111 SCDOCJUB Ha-ha. 112 SCDOCJUB There you are, sonny. 113 SCDOCJUB Again. 114 SCDOCJUB Thanks, Doc. Maybe you can help me out with some answers. 115 SCDOCJUB Goodbye. 116 SCDOCJUB It'll cost you $50. 117 SCDOCJUB Just heal me. 118 SCDOCJUB I'm not staying here. 119 SCDOCJUB You make better. 120 SCDOCJUB Me go now. 121 SCDOCJUB Nope. Never joke. Best I cut that leg off before gangrene sets in. 122 SCDOCJUB No way you're cuting anything off, understand? 123 SCDOCJUB That's it, I'm leaving. 124 SCDOCJUB Well, if it festers, don't blame me. 125 SCDOCJUB I don't run a charity hospital. You'll need to get some cash before I do anything. 126 SCDOCJUB So what can I do for you? 127 SCDOCJUB Shoot. 128 SCDOCJUB Vault 13? 129 SCDOCJUB Know where I could find Vault 13? 130 SCDOCJUB I heard somebody saying Mr. Westin's not well. That true? I'm worried something might happen to him. He owes me some money. 131 SCDOCJUB There's this Saltbeef fellow says you stole a map from him. What's the deal? 132 SCDOCJUB I'm looking for a job. Know of any? 133 SCDOCJUB Doc, you wouldn't know anything about a group that's fighting those evil slavers, would you? 134 SCDOCJUB Well you shouldn't worry, son. As long as he doesn't tax his system, he'll probably outlast us all. 'Course that's if he'd ever mind my doctoring or his medicine. 135 SCDOCJUB Well, that's good to know. There's something else I was wondering. 136 SCDOCJUB Thanks, doc. 137 SCDOCJUB That old drunk! The only thing I ever got from him was my "Velvet Elvii" painting - in lieu of cash. 138 SCDOCJUB A Velvet Elvii? Could I see it? 139 SCDOCJUB Not exactly a map, eh? Well, let me pick your brains on some other things. 140 SCDOCJUB Well, I've got to get on. 141 SCDOCJUB I ain't heard that mentioned since old Saltbeef was brought in here. Sunstroke. Burned with fever for three days, all the time ranting how he'd found Vault 13, his mother lode. 142 SCDOCJUB Mother Lode? 143 SCDOCJUB So where is it? 144 SCDOCJUB Where vault? 145 SCDOCJUB Couldn't tell you. Saltbeef always claimed he had a map, but nobody's ever seen it. 146 SCDOCJUB Saltbeef? 147 SCDOCJUB Ask more. 148 SCDOCJUB Well, that's more than what I had before. 149 SCDOCJUB The big one. Saltbeef's an old uranium prospector - more accurately, a drunk. Lives out on the Westin spread these days. 150 SCDOCJUB Another question... 151 SCDOCJUB Thanks for the story. 152 SCDOCJUB Well, I was really hoping to get some money for it. I'll let it go for $ 153 SCDOCJUB Maybe later, another question... 154 SCDOCJUB Maybe later, I have to go. 155 SCDOCJUB Saltbeef's an old uranium prospector. Lives out on the Westin spread these days. 156 SCDOCJUB Another question... 157 SCDOCJUB Thanks for the story. 158 SCDOCJUB You best go talk to President Tandi. I've heard she's looking for a special type of person. 159 SCDOCJUB Another question... 160 SCDOCJUB Thanks. 161 SCDOCJUB I might... There is a group set against slavery and- well, most the other vices, too. You can sometimes find them over at the big shop, working on some automobile. 162 SCDOCJUB Another question... 163 SCDOCJUB Thanks. 164 SCDOCJUB Hey, get your hands off that, punk! 165 SCDOCJUB Careful there! Just takes tiny amout to expose yourself. 166 SCDOCJUB Put that back! You could seriously hurt yourself with that stuff. 167 SCDOCJUB Those meds are for Mr. Westin, not you. Put them back. 168 SCDOCJUB Get away from that. Got to be careful, see. Wouldn't want Mr. Westin getting the wrong meds now. 169 SCDOCJUB Watch it! I just measured out Mr. Westin's dose. 170 SCDOCJUB I'm Doc Jubilee. What's wrong, young miss? 171 SCDOCJUB What's wrong, young miss? 172 SCDOCJUB There you are, miss. 173 SCDOCJUB Well you shouldn't worry, miss. As long as he doesn't tax his system, he'll probably outlast us all. 'Course that's if he'd ever mind my doctoring or his medicine. 174 SCDOCJUB Sure. Here's the $ 175 SCDOCJUB Thanks, I've been trying to get the money out of Saltbeef, but that bum never had any. 100 SCDOROTH You see a young woman, very much a tomboy, dressed in work overalls. 101 SCDOROTH It's Dorothy, the city engineer. 102 SCDOROTH From all the grease and dirt on her, she's a hands-on tool type, especially since that maintainence bot follows her everywhere. 103 SCDOROTH Oh my god, somebody's got to do something! What do I do? I need some help quick. 104 SCDOROTH Huh? Gug? 105 SCDOROTH What's going on? 106 SCDOROTH You come. Stop bad man. Stop him no break machine. Okay? 107 SCDOROTH Okay. 108 SCDOROTH No, no come. 109 SCDOROTH Oh, god, it's Jack. He's threatening to blow up the power plant. There's no time, you have to stop him for me. You can do that, can't you? 110 SCDOROTH Stop wasting time. Lead on. 111 SCDOROTH Not my job. Go find somebody else. 112 SCDOROTH Listen - Jack's inside. He's upset about his ex-wife. Things haven't been good for him lately. He says he's got a bomb. If so, it's probably right alongside the generating dynamo. Look, see if you can talk him out of it, but whatever you do don't let that bomb go off! 113 SCDOROTH How am I supposed to do that? 114 SCDOROTH Don't worry, I'm on it. 115 SCDOROTH I don't know! I'm just the city engineer. You figure it out! 116 SCDOROTH Crap! He's damaged the core unit. It's got to be fixed before things really go to hell. You any good at repairing things? 117 SCDOROTH Urrgh. 118 SCDOROTH Yes. 119 SCDOROTH No 120 SCDOROTH What was I thinking? 121 SCDOROTH Look, do what you can with the generator. I've got to stablize the core. You've got about 30 seconds, I think. After that it'll be too late. Come on, Toto. 122 SCDOROTH Damn! Then stand back. Unless I'm real lucky, the whole thing's going to blow. Let's go, Toto. 123 SCDOROTH You fixed it? Without any parts? That's amazing! Where'd you learn to do that? 124 SCDOROTH Huh-huh! 125 SCDOROTH Just handy that's all. 126 SCDOROTH I get it. You're one of those moron types - what do they call them? Idiot savants. Well look, idiot or not, you've earned a reward. RE-WARD - you. I give you pretty books. You see. Get money. Good... Not like you can read, after all. 127 SCDOROTH Look, it's not much, but I've got some books - old tech manuals. They're yours. Take them. 128 SCDOROTH Hey look, Toto. It's the stranger who helped us out. Thanks again, mister. 129 SCDOROTH Crap! The whole grid's down. This is going to take forever to fix. No time to talk. Come on, Toto. 130 SCDOROTH Look, I don't blame you for what happened, but I'm not in a real chatty mood. 131 SCDOROTH You killed him! I mean, did you have to kill him? Wasn't there some other way? 132 SCDOROTH Yes. 133 SCDOROTH No. 134 SCDOROTH You should have tried it then, instead of just killing him. Get out of here, you monster! 135 SCDOROTH It's terrible. I wonder what made him do it? The town owes you its thanks. Look, it's not much, but here's some manuals I've been collecting. Maybe you can sell them or something. 136 SCDOROTH Don't talk to me, you murdering swine. 137 SCDOROTH Can't chat, stranger. Name's Dorothy, city engineer, and that's Toto. Got to run. 138 SCDOROTH You don't have an illudium Q-38 space modulator, do you? Didn't think so. 139 SCDOROTH You talked him out of it? That's amazing! The town owes you big, mister. Look, it's not much, but here's some manuals I've been collecting. Maybe you can sell them or something. 140 SCDOROTH I just want you to know I'm still impressed by what you did with Jack. Me and Toto have to run now. `Bye! 141 SCDOROTH Crap! I got one word of advice-RUN! 142 SCDOROTH Hey look, Toto. It's the stranger who helped us out. Thanks again, miss. 143 SCDOROTH You talked him out of it? That's amazing! The town owes you big, sister. Look, it's not much, but here's some manuals I've been collecting. Maybe you can sell them or something. 144 SCDOROTH Don't waste time! He's serious. 145 SCDOROTH You've got to do something right now! 146 SCDOROTH Don't just stand there -- stop him! 147 SCDOROTH Just get out of here, brahmin dung. 148 SCDOROTH Don't talk to me, you coward. 149 SCDOROTH What use are you!? 100 SCDTHCLA The creatures came from the northeast. It shouldn't be hard to track them back to their nest. (Exit Grid to the northeast.) 101 SCDTHCLA Wow, this sure is boring. I hope something happens. 102 SCDTHCLA Look at the time... 103 SCDTHCLA Hmmm, dis is boring. 104 SCDTHCLA Zzzz...Zzz... huhh, wah...? 105 SCDTHCLA Look - human guard brahmin. 106 SCDTHCLA Gruthar say we go. No hurt human. 107 SCDTHCLA Look. It 108 SCDTHCLA . We go. 109 SCDTHCLA That strange. Bad things talk? 100 SCDUPPO You see a red-faced, friendly looking man. 101 SCDUPPO It's Duppo. He runs the Stockmen's Association. 102 SCDUPPO He's a stocky fellow and with constantly flushed face and shock of thin blond hair. He walks with a slight limp. 103 SCDUPPO Greetings, stranger. Don't know you from these parts, so that means you're not a rancher. You come looking for work or are you here to buy? 104 SCDUPPO What'll it be, stranger? 105 SCDUPPO Work. 106 SCDUPPO Buy. 107 SCDUPPO Well, my name's Duppo. Ranch supplies and hiring hall, all done right here. Gotta say, you don't look like a brahmin puncher. How are you with a gun? 108 SCDUPPO Still looking for some guards, if you're interested. 109 SCDUPPO Heh. Kill. 110 SCDUPPO Good enough. 111 SCDUPPO I'm not into violence. 112 SCDUPPO Well, here's my stock. Make sure to look at all my tables for more inventory. If you don't like what I got, get your ass to that shyster Buster. Of course, he'll rob you blind. 113 SCDUPPO Well, sounds like you'll do. We're looking for guards for a brahmin drive up to Redding. Pay's $2000 minus any stock lost before you get there. If you're interested, be at the gate to Westin's place tomorrow. If you don't show, you don't go. Deal? 114 SCDUPPO Me come. 115 SCDUPPO No like. Me no do. 116 SCDUPPO Sounds good. 117 SCDUPPO Nah, I don't want to go to Redding. 118 SCDUPPO Well, then there's no work for you here. Countryside's a rough place. No place for weaklings, stranger. 119 SCDUPPO Anything else? 120 SCDUPPO Good enough. Anything else, stranger? 121 SCDUPPO Buy. 122 SCDUPPO Work. 123 SCDUPPO Wes-tin? 124 SCDUPPO I'm looking for Roger Westin. Ever hear of him? 125 SCDUPPO Where can I find Frank Carlson? 126 SCDUPPO Carl-son? 127 SCDUPPO Goodbye. 128 SCDUPPO You mean Roger Weston? West of town. 129 SCDUPPO One of the stockholders in this place. West of town. I don't think he's looking for ranch hands, if that's what you're thinking. 130 SCDUPPO He's the vice-president; I know that much. Otherwise, can't tell you anything, really. Spends all his time at the Presidential House. Hardly ever comes out, especially now what with all the trouble we've been having. 131 SCDUPPO Carlson. Big chief man. Lives in big house. That all. 132 SCDUPPO Sorry - cattle drive season's over. Come back in a few months. 133 SCDUPPO Yeah, yeah... Is there any other way to make a quick buck in town? 134 SCDUPPO There might be somthing like that. Let's just say the officials wouldn't want to know about an opportunity like this. 135 SCDUPPO Well, I would be willing to pay a little for some information. 136 SCDUPPO Hmm how much are you willing to part with? 137 SCDUPPO How about 500? 138 SCDUPPO How about 300? 139 SCDUPPO How about 200? 140 SCDUPPO How about 100? 141 SCDUPPO Well, you didn't hear this here, but the password to the door in the back is GANG PROBLEM LIMB. 142 SCDUPPO Hmm... Doesn't sound like somthing I would be interested in. 143 SCDUPPO Hmmm.. Don't forget about my 10 kids. 144 SCDUPPO Hmmm.. Well, the wife will want a new fur. 145 SCDUPPO Hmmm.. You're gonna have to contribute more. 146 SCDUPPO Ah, a little short on funds these days? 147 SCDUPPO I guess so. 148 SCDUPPO Come on now, don't be cheap. 149 SCDUPPO You're getting warmer. 150 SCDUPPO Look, I'm going to need a little more incentive. 151 SCDUPPO Hurry up, before someone sees. 152 SCDUPPO Are you sure your not involved with the law? 153 SCDUPPO Look, you're almost there, just keep it coming. 154 SCDUPPO Alright, just a little more, I promise. 100 SCDUSTY You see a dumpy-looking bald guy, polishing a glass. 101 SCDUSTY It's the bartender. 102 SCDUSTY He's a gruff-looking guy with a crooked nose and pinched up ears like he might have been a boxer years ago. 103 SCDUSTY What can I get you? 104 SCDUSTY Say, you're the one who got Jack to give up, ain't you? That was good work. So what do you want? 105 SCDUSTY Sure. 106 SCDUSTY Drink. 107 SCDUSTY Who's the big guy over there? 108 SCDUSTY What's to do in this town? 109 SCDUSTY Goodbye. 110 SCDUSTY That's Hoss, President Tandi's boy. Born trouble when he's drinking, so I'd stay clear of him if I were you. 111 SCDUSTY That was Hoss, President's Tandi's son. Boy, you sure whupped his ass good! 112 SCDUSTY President Tandi? 113 SCDUSTY Tough guy, eh? Thanks. 114 SCDUSTY Not much. If you're looking for trouble, go drink someplace else, like the Rawhide. If you're looking for work, there's the Westin place west of town. Heard some things about President Tandi looking for a specialist, too. 115 SCDUSTY Specialist? 116 SCDUSTY President Tandi? 117 SCDUSTY Thanks. 118 SCDUSTY Daughter of President Aradesh, the guy who founded NCR. She's been president for years. Does a good job too. 119 SCDUSTY And she's looking for a specialist? What kind? 120 SCDUSTY Who's the big guy? 121 SCDUSTY Thanks. 122 SCDUSTY Don't know. Gunther, her aide, probably does. He's down at the Hall of Congress. 123 SCDUSTY Who's the big guy? 124 SCDUSTY Thanks 125 SCDUSTY Would you like a drink? 126 SCDUSTY Sure. 127 SCDUSTY No. 128 SCDUSTY Let me buy you a drink! I've been wanting to smack him around for years! 129 SCDUSTY I've got some questions. 100 SCELISE You see a pretty young woman dressed in combat clothes. 101 SCELISE It's Elise. 102 SCELISE She's got a no-nonsense air about her, like she's used to giving orders and having folks obey them. 103 SCELISE What do you want? 104 SCELISE You again? 105 SCELISE Karl sent me. 106 SCELISE Doc Jubilee said I should talk to you. 107 SCELISE Who are you? 108 SCELISE Guh? 109 SCELISE I'm looking for an outfit. One that hates slavery. Calls itself the New California Rangers. 110 SCELISE Can you fix my car? 111 SCELISE Uh - I thought this place was deserted. 112 SCELISE Did he now? What did he tell you? 113 SCELISE Not much. That you were good folks and I might want to hook up with you. 114 SCELISE Said you'd paid good money. 115 SCELISE I'm Elise. That's Gond. We're members of a 'group' that's trying to do right for folks. 116 SCELISE You don't look like a charity or a church. 117 SCELISE Sounds interesting. Right in what way? 118 SCELISE I just want to get my car fixed. 119 SCELISE Just get yourself out of here. Saloon's back on main street. 120 SCELISE Hates slavery, huh. Interesting. What would you do if you found this outfit? 121 SCELISE I'd ask to join them. 122 SCELISE I'd kick their butts. 123 SCELISE Nothing. 124 SCELISE None of your business. Now get out. 125 SCELISE We've gotten out of the car business. Closed permanently. Goodbye. 126 SCELISE It's not. Goodbye. 127 SCELISE All right, so tell me. What's your opinion of slavers? 128 SCELISE Hate 'em. Disgusting, vile scum of the earth. 129 SCELISE If they leave me alone, I leave them alone. 130 SCELISE Some of my best friends are slavers. 131 SCELISE Money all you care about? 132 SCELISE Of course not. I believe in truth, justice and fighting for the oppressed, 133 SCELISE It's a start - until somebody names a better cause to fight for. 134 SCELISE What else is there? 135 SCELISE Don't bullshit me. I can see what kind of person you are. Goodbye. 136 SCELISE If you don't know, then I'm wasting my time. Goodbye. 137 SCELISE No, we are not a religious organization. Mind if I ask you a question? 138 SCELISE No, go ahead. 139 SCELISE Not so fast. You've got to pass a test to join the Rangers. 140 SCELISE Fine. Just tell me. 141 SCELISE Test? What is this - school? 142 SCELISE There's a slaver just outside town. Maybe you've seen his place. Free the slaves there and then come back and talk to us. 143 SCELISE I can do that. 144 SCELISE No way. I'm don't want to make any trouble here. 145 SCELISE Well, it's your lucky day. 146 SCELISE That's the kind of attitude that allows the atrocity of slavery to exist in the first place. I'm sorry, but there is no place for you in our organization. 147 SCELISE Ok. 148 SCELISE So, changed your mind? Ready to prove your worth? 149 SCELISE Sure. 150 SCELISE What was it you wanted done? 151 SCELISE Shouldn't you be doing something? Don't come back here until the job's done. 152 SCELISE I've heard the news already. You freed the slaves. Good work! So, you ready to become a Ranger? 153 SCELISE Yes. 154 SCELISE No. 155 SCELISE I hear you're the one who freed all the slaves outside the city gates. That was a fine thing you did and I just want to shake your hand. 156 SCELISE Thanks. 157 SCELISE Simple. We believe slavery is wrong and we'll do what we must to fight it. In NCR, we got a lot of friends in high places. Thanks to them we've already banned slavery down south, but now we're hoping to spread the word north. 158 SCELISE The Rangers sound like a group I'd be proud to join. Sign me up. 159 SCELISE Interesting... I'll have to think about what you've said. 160 SCELISE Do you swear to fight slavery whenever the opportunity arises and to help your fellow Rangers whenever they're in need? 161 SCELISE Yes. 162 SCELISE No, 163 SCELISE Congratulations, you're now a Ranger. 164 SCELISE Well-met, fellow Ranger. Afraid there's not much for you to do around here at this time. Most our people are already out on patrol. I'll spread the word that you're one of us now. I wouldn't want you getting shot by one of us. 165 SCELISE Well, we're always looking for good people to further our cause. If you change your mind, look me up. Are you sure you won't take the opportunity to join now? 166 SCELISE I'm sure. 167 SCELISE Well, now that you mention it, I think I would like to be a Ranger. 168 SCELISE I see. Well, I represent a group called the New California Rangers. Someone with views such as yours could qualify for membership. You interested? 169 SCELISE Great! Sign me up. 170 SCELISE Sounds interesting. What can you tell me about the Rangers? 171 SCELISE I see. Well thanks for stopping by but I can't see that we have anything more to say to each other. If you change your mind, come back and see me. 172 SCELISE Ok. 173 SCELISE That being the case, I have to ask you to get out of my sight. Now! 174 SCELISE Ok. 175 SCELISE A slaver! Get out of here before I remove that tattoo of yours with a bullet! 176 SCELISE Sure. 177 SCELISE Try it! 178 SCELISE We've got agents and sympathizers in some of the towns up north. We're spreading the word and hitting slavers wherever we can. 179 SCELISE Hello again. Have you changed your mind about joining us? 180 SCELISE Never mind. 181 SCELISE That doesn't belong to you. Now leave or I will get violent. 100 SCENLONE You see a striking woman in a long robe. 101 SCENLONE It's the Enlightened One. 102 SCENLONE Her fixed stare and expression of mindless bliss would be disturbing were she not so tranquil. 103 SCENLONE Greetings, child. Are you one of the Enlightened? 104 SCENLONE <Drool> 105 SCENLONE Sure, why not? 106 SCENLONE Well, I am the Chosen One. 107 SCENLONE Uh, I really don't know what you're talking about. 108 SCENLONE So you're the itch Merk wants scratched! 109 SCENLONE Yes. 110 SCENLONE No. 111 SCENLONE I just want to be alone. 112 SCENLONE Hello? Anybody there? 113 SCENLONE Guh. 114 SCENLONE No-body here. 115 SCENLONE Oh dear, a Level One. Still trapped in primitive state. Perhaps a zeta-scan alignment would help. Would you like that? 116 SCENLONE Zay-ta! 117 SCENLONE No! 118 SCENLONE Please don't mock the Church of Hubology. It's oppressives like you who make things hard for the rest of us. Oh, dear. I'm all turbulent! 119 SCENLONE Chosen One? Don't you mean AHS-One? Just what text are you working from? 120 SCENLONE It's simple. I am the Chosen One because that is what must be. 121 SCENLONE AHS one? 122 SCENLONE That's what my Elder says I am. 123 SCENLONE What are you talking about? 124 SCENLONE Can we just get to the part where you sprinkle holy water on me or something? 125 SCENLONE Oh. Well, are you seeking true understanding and spiritual peace? We can help. 126 SCENLONE No, I'm looking for a GECK. 127 SCENLONE Help? How? 128 SCENLONE A rocket launcher gives me all the spiritual peace I need, lady. 129 SCENLONE "True understand" this! (rude hand gesture with the middle finger) 130 SCENLONE Merk? What's he want? 131 SCENLONE Simple. He wants you dead. Say bye-bye. 132 SCENLONE I don't know what you did, but he's put a contract out on you. 133 SCENLONE Wonderful, brother. So what level are you? 134 SCENLONE I asked you first. 135 SCENLONE What level are you? 136 SCENLONE Oh. I assumed you could see my aura. I'm sorry. 137 SCENLONE Oh. I assumed you could see my aura. I'm sorry. 138 SCENLONE 139 SCENLONE Why, I'm at Transcendency, of course. 140 SCENLONE Uhhh...isn't it really impolite to go talking about levels? 141 SCENLONE Honestly! I don't know what they expect me to accomplish surrounded by such rim meat! 142 SCENLONE Ah, such enthusiasm. Come with me. 143 SCENLONE "Lost are those who will not seek the Hub." If you should ever change your mind, you are always welcome. 144 SCENLONE Do not shout! Now I've got a neurodyne to align! 145 SCENLONE Predestination? What about free will? By your belief, nothing you do has any meaning since it's all determined in advance. It's like you're just a pawn in a game. 146 SCENLONE You misunderstand. Only my potential as the Chosen One is pre-determined. My choices and my actions determine the fulfillment of that potential. 147 SCENLONE Of course the universe is deterministic! After all, we've been put here for some purpose that's already known to our creator. 148 SCENLONE Nonsense. There is no organizing force determining our fates. In fact there's no 'higher power' behind anything. The universe is just chance. I am the Chosen One because others have declared it. That's all. 149 SCENLONE Aligned Hub Seeker. You are obviously not Enlightened. 150 SCENLONE A primitive belief - but you show signs of great promise. We can show you the higher path. Would you like to know more? 151 SCENLONE Yes. 152 SCENLONE No. 153 SCENLONE I can't help you with that. However, our scientists in San Francisco might know something. Perhaps you should travel there. 154 SCENLONE By purging you of the negative psychic energy that keeps you in an oppressive state. Only then can you be Enlightened! 155 SCENLONE Neurodynes are the psychic centers of the body. They become polluted by the spiritual remnants of the people who died in the War. Their psi-energies imprint into our neurodynes at birth and hold us in an oppressive state. Alignment erases these imprints. 156 SCENLONE As long as your brain chemistry is affected by negative psychic energy, your true spiritual potential is oppressed. Worse still, oppressives can transmit this energy unless they are very, very strong-willed. 157 SCENLONE Enlightenment happens when all your neurodynes are aligned. Then you become an AHS, Aligned Hub Seeker, which is the goal of all Hubonites. 158 SCENLONE Neurodynes? 159 SCENLONE Enlightened? 160 SCENLONE Oppressive state? 161 SCENLONE So how's this purging work? Is it painful? 162 SCENLONE It's not painful. You just undergo a zeta-scan. I can do one now, if you like. 163 SCENLONE Sure. 164 SCENLONE No way! 165 SCENLONE The Church of Hubology exists to free mankind from the chains that have kept his full spiritual potential in shackles. 166 SCENLONE How do you do that? 167 SCENLONE Oh yeah, like "Let my psyche go," right? 168 SCENLONE That is not an ability that I possess. Is there something else that I can help you with? An alignment perhaps? 169 SCENLONE I'll take the alignment. 170 SCENLONE I need some information. Vault 13 - what do you know about it? 171 SCENLONE How have things been going? 172 SCENLONE Forget about it. No hard feelings. That's all. 173 SCENLONE 174 SCENLONE Yes! 175 SCENLONE 176 SCENLONE Transcendency? Honestly, how do they expect me to spread the word out here when they don't even keep me up-to-date on the latest doctrine!? 177 SCENLONE (Continue) 178 SCENLONE Were you asleep during indoctrination? Hmmph - you are not one of the Enlightened! 179 SCENLONE So you're saying there's some higher power who creates us with a purpose and then just abandons us? I can't believe any being would be so callous. Come, embrace the Church of Hubology. Let us show you the true way. 180 SCENLONE What true way? 181 SCENLONE No thanks. 182 SCENLONE Without control of your own life, though, what's the point? Nothing you do has any value. Did you choose to get up this morning? No, you're just a puppet by your own philosophy. Now, we at the church of Hubology have a true answer. 183 SCENLONE Which is? 184 SCENLONE Sure you do. 185 SCENLONE Oh, what a sad and empty philosophy that is! Even if it were true, the only course for you is to seek to develop yourself. It is the only thing you have any control over. The Church of Hubology can help. 186 SCENLONE How? 187 SCENLONE Oh, get out of my face. 188 SCENLONE Vault 13? Our scientists have been searching for it somewhere to the west. That is all I know. Are you sure you don't want an alignment? 189 SCENLONE Sure, why not. 190 SCENLONE No thanks. I'm fine. 191 SCENLONE I tell you, spreading the word of Hubology out here is harder than you can imagine! AHS-9 just doesn't understand the difficulty. In fact, I've written it all down. Say, would you be willing to deliver it to AHS-9 in San Francisco? I can't promise any reward, but I know AHS-9 will appreciate it. 192 SCENLONE Sure, why not? 193 SCENLONE No thanks. I don't get involved. 194 SCENLONE Excellent. Here is the letter. Now, can I do anything else for you? A zeta-scan? 195 SCENLONE A scan? Why not. 196 SCENLONE You've already done enough. Bye. 197 SCENLONE Then I've spoken too much already. Goodbye 198 SCENLONE Greetings again. How can the Church of Hubology help you? 199 SCENLONE <Drool> 200 SCENLONE So you're the itch Merk wants scratched! 201 SCENLONE Uh, I really don't know what you're talking about. 202 SCENLONE What does the church do? 203 SCENLONE Oops. Wrong door. 204 SCENLONE Killing me will serve no purpose. I'm not a threat to Merk, I simply irritate him because of my beliefs. I hope you'll refuse to honor the contract. 205 SCENLONE Yeah, you seem harmless. 206 SCENLONE Forget it. You're one dead Hubologist. 207 SCENLONE I don't have time for idiots. Please go away. 208 SCENLONE Out, apostate! 209 SCENLONE There is nothing you can say to gain favor in the Church of Hubology, blasphemer. 210 SCENLONE Close your eyes. This won't hurt a bit. 211 SCENLONE There. We erased a few nasty imprints! You are now an AHS-1. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to tend my church. 212 SCENLONE Greetings, fellow seeker. There is nothing more I can do for you. You must continue your journey as an AHS-1 on your own. 213 SCENLONE The church is closed. Come back tomorrow. 214 SCENLONE I would love to help you, but even an AHS-4 must sleep. Come back in daylight. 215 SCENLONE Intruder! Do you plan to desecrate this place? Out! 216 SCENLONE Wonderful, sister. So what level are you? 217 SCENLONE 218 SCENLONE You gain 100 SCFELIX You see a man wearing leathers and packing heat. 101 SCFELIX It's Felix, the ranch foreman. 102 SCFELIX He looks like a cooler, tougher customer than the rest of the lot hanging around here. 103 SCFELIX What can I do for you, stranger? 104 SCFELIX You again? 105 SCFELIX Nyeh. 106 SCFELIX The sheriff told me to come by - said Mr. Westin might have a job for me. 107 SCFELIX I'm here to see the boss. 108 SCFELIX I'm looking for work. 109 SCFELIX I'm looking for Vault 13. 110 SCFELIX Just looking around. 111 SCFELIX Great, another idiot. I suppose you want to see the boss? 112 SCFELIX Uh-huh. 113 SCFELIX Nooo. 114 SCFELIX Fine. Go on in. 115 SCFELIX It's late. Come back in the morning. 116 SCFELIX Well then, get on out of here. 117 SCFELIX Dumont, eh? Well, that's good enough for me. Mr. Westin's inside. 118 SCFELIX That's nice. Mr. Westin don't just see anybody. You got any cause? 119 SCFELIX I'm looking for Vault 13. 120 SCFELIX What if I said Bishop in New Reno sent me to kill him? 121 SCFELIX Uh, no. 122 SCFELIX Hah! Another crackpot. You ought to go talk to Saltbeef. You and he'd get along fine. 123 SCFELIX Who? 124 SCFELIX I'm out of here. 125 SCFELIX Saltbeef Bob - over in the stables. Mr. Westin lets him stay there. Now stop wasting my time. 126 SCFELIX Oh, thanks. 127 SCFELIX Then I guess we got to kill you. 128 SCFELIX Done with your meeting? 129 SCFELIX Westin. Job. Me 130 SCFELIX Me go. 131 SCFELIX Fine, he wants you to have a job; I got a job for you. Someone, or something, kill moo-moos. You come me. You guard. Keep moo-moos safe. Make boss happy. Okay? 132 SCFELIX Okay. 133 SCFELIX No. Me no kill. 134 SCFELIX Back again, are you? Job done? 135 SCFELIX Yes. 136 SCFELIX No. 137 SCFELIX Yeah, he left orders. He's been expecting you. 138 SCFELIX HEY YOU! Get away from there! 139 SCFELIX Okay. 140 SCFELIX Fuck you! 141 SCFELIX Yeah. He said to see you about some problem with the brahmin. 142 SCFELIX Yes. I'm out of here. 143 SCFELIX Right. Someone, or something, has been killing brahmin on the west pasture. I'll take you out there and you take care of it. Let's go. 144 SCFELIX Forget that! 145 SCFELIX Mr. Westin is waiting for you. 146 SCFELIX Well, we were having a problem with varmints, but they stopped hassling us. You can see Westin if you want. 147 SCFELIX I'm here on business from Vault City. 100 SCFERGUS You see a plain-looking young man in respectable clothing. 101 SCFERGUS It's the building receptionist. 102 SCFERGUS There's nothing partiuclarly exceptional about the guy. He looks like the epitome of a budding bureaucrat. 103 SCFERGUS Welcome to Congress House. How can I help you? 104 SCFERGUS Back again, I see. How can I help you this time? 105 SCFERGUS Now, what can I do for you? 106 SCFERGUS Uhhh... 107 SCFERGUS Me see Tandi? 108 SCFERGUS Me see Tandi? 109 SCFERGUS I'm here to see President Tandi. 110 SCFERGUS Can you help me find Vault 13? 111 SCFERGUS Not unless you've got a GECK. 112 SCFERGUS I've got some important news for your boss. 113 SCFERGUS I'm here to see President Tandi. 114 SCFERGUS I'm here to see President Tandi. 115 SCFERGUS I'm looking for a job. 116 SCFERGUS What is this place? 117 SCFERGUS You can't. 118 SCFERGUS Me go away. 119 SCFERGUS Sorry, no public bathrooms here. Why don't you move along? 120 SCFERGUS Concerning? 121 SCFERGUS Hmmm... Why do you want see Madam President? 122 SCFERGUS Man say Tandi hire me. 123 SCFERGUS Little town in desert want make friends with Tandi. 124 SCFERGUS I heard your president's got a job to be done. 125 SCFERGUS The folks at Vault 15 want to make a deal. 127 SCFERGUS Such as? 128 SCFERGUS Someone's been selling her out. 129 SCFERGUS It's none of your business. 130 SCFERGUS That's nice. This isn't a hiring hall. Why don't you try downtown? 131 SCFERGUS This is the Congress House, law-making body for NCR. 132 SCFERGUS (Continue) 133 SCFERGUS 13? Or did you mean 15? 134 SCFERGUS I said 13. 135 SCFERGUS 15? 136 SCFERGUS No. 137 SCFERGUS (Continue) 138 SCFERGUS Oh, that. Talk to Mr. Gunther, in back. 139 SCFERGUS Vault 15? They want to make a deal? Interesting. In the back - talk to Gunther. 140 SCFERGUS You can tell her yourself. Just go and talk to Gunther. 141 SCFERGUS That doesn't sound good. Now excuse me, I have work to do. 142 SCFERGUS I have to tell her something. 143 SCFERGUS Fine. Tell her there's a spy in her office. 144 SCFERGUS You just tell her I want to see her. Understand? 145 SCFERGUS Well then, I can't help you with that. 146 SCFERGUS (Continue) 147 SCFERGUS Oh, nothing. My mistake. You said 13, right? Well, I don't know anything about that. 148 SCFERGUS (Continue) 149 SCFERGUS Me fix problem. Kill bad guy. Want money. 150 SCFERGUS Tell her I solved her squatter problem. 151 SCFERGUS Darion's dead? Oh, excuse me. Go right on in. 152 SCFERGUS You did? Well...I'm sure that's wonderful news. Did you learn anything else? 153 SCFERGUS No 154 SCFERGUS Yeah, there's something else -- something about a spy. 155 SCFERGUS What a rel-I mean, I'm glad it's all over. Go right on in. 500 SCFERGUS Excuse me, but you cannot enter there without permission. 501 SCFERGUS I have to ask you to stop tampering with that. 502 SCFERGUS This is your last warning - leave or be dealt with. 100 SCGGCAP You see a woman in the armored uniform of the NCR. 101 SCGGCAP It's the captain of the guard. 102 SCGGCAP She may be a woman, but that shotgun on her hip says she ain't no pushover. 103 SCGGCAP You'll have to excuse me, I'm a busy woman. No time for chitchat. 104 SCGGCAP Just keep your nose clean and we'll get along just fine, stranger. 105 SCGGCAP You got questions? Look up Sheriff Dumont. He'll fill you in. 106 SCGGCAP Laws are on the bulletin board outside - no weapons, no drunks, no trouble. 107 SCGGCAP What can I do for you, stranger? 108 SCGGCAP You again? 109 SCGGCAP Me go in. 110 SCGGCAP I'd like to get into NCR. 111 SCGGCAP Nothing. 112 SCGGCAP You aren't going anywhere until you stow those weapons. 113 SCGGCAP Everybody's got to put their weapons away. 114 SCGGCAP Hmm...well, you look respectable enough. What's your name? I've got to put it in the log book. 116 SCGGCAP Alright then, I'll have the gate open for you in just a second. 100 SCGOND It's a big super-mutant. 101 SCGOND It's Gond, the super-mutant. 102 SCGOND It's big, it's green, and it's no brighter looking than the rest of its kind. 103 SCGOND Hey, did Elise say you could be here? 104 SCGOND Are you a Ranger, too? 105 SCGOND You ain't supposed to be here. 106 SCGOND Greetings (brother/sister). 107 SCGOND A Ranger's work is never done. 108 SCGOND Take heart! Our brother's hit a slave camp last week. 100 SCGTEGRD Looks like an official, since he's wearing a uniform with an NCR badge on it. 101 SCGTEGRD It's just a town guard. 102 SCGTEGRD Let's see - tough guy, has a gun, has a badge, has armor - hmm, might be a guard. 103 SCGTEGRD Welcome the NCR. Just to let you know, if you got weapons, keep 'em holstered. This ain't a gun-toting town, stranger. 104 SCGTEGRD Welcome to NCR, capital of the New California Republic, President Tandi ruling. 105 SCGTEGRD Greetings, stranger. Come to do business with NCR, have you? 106 SCGTEGRD NCR welcomes you - provided you don't make trouble. 107 SCGTEGRD Hey you, put your weapons away. NCR don't welcome that kind of trouble. 108 SCGTEGRD Stranger, NCR's got laws and one of them's "No weapons." Put it away and there'll be no trouble. 109 SCGTEGRD Read the sign on the way in? "No weapons," and we mean it. Understand? 110 SCGTEGRD You drifters are all alike. This is a peaceful town - that means we don't need you toting hardware. Put your weapons away and there'll be no trouble. 111 SCGTEGRD Gate's closed for the night. If you got pressing business, take it to the guardhouse. 112 SCGTEGRD You gotta talk to the guard captain if you want through the gate. 113 SCGTEGRD Kinda late for coming to town. Go see the captain; maybe she'll let you in. 114 SCGTEGRD I'd turn and walk away real fast if I were you. 115 SCGTEGRD You and your kind ain't welcome in NCR. 116 SCGTEGRD Come any closer and you'll regret it. 100 SCGUNTHR You see a slender young man wearing glasses. 101 SCGUNTHR It's Gunther, aide to President Tandi. At least that's what the sign on the door said. 102 SCGUNTHR He looks officious and busy, the type born to be a bureaucrat that other folks hate. 103 SCGUNTHR Can I help you? 104 SCGUNTHR You again? 105 SCGUNTHR Uhhhh - work. Work Tandi. 106 SCGUNTHR Who are you? 107 SCGUNTHR I'm here to see President Tandi about a job. 108 SCGUNTHR Sorry, wrong office. 109 SCGUNTHR You want job? 110 SCGUNTHR Let's try this again. You help Tandi? Do job for Tandi? 111 SCGUNTHR Yesyesyesyes! 112 SCGUNTHR Tandi job. Me want. 113 SCGUNTHR What you do? 114 SCGUNTHR Uhhhh...me kill, me kill big! 115 SCGUNTHR Uhhhh...me smart. Elder say I got brain-of-child. I got 2 brain. Me smart. 116 SCGUNTHR You can't take the president's job! 117 SCGUNTHR No? 118 SCGUNTHR Oh. Okay. 119 SCGUNTHR Right. I'm not sure that's what she's looking for. Oh well, she said send them all in. You go. Talk Tandi now. 120 SCGUNTHR NO! You are dumb. President must be smart, talk in two-syllable words! You no president. 121 SCGUNTHR Oh. What me do? 122 SCGUNTHR Me no like you. You yell. Bad man. 123 SCGUNTHR My name is Gunther, personal assistant to President Tandi. Now, what can I do for you? 124 SCGUNTHR I'm searching for Vault 13. 125 SCGUNTHR I'm looking for the GECK. 126 SCGUNTHR I understand the president has a job to be done. 127 SCGUNTHR Madam President no longer grants interviews regarding Vault 13. I'm sorry. She's too busy to see every prospector who comes through. 128 SCGUNTHR Huh? I don't get it. 129 SCGUNTHR What about a GECK. She might know something about that? 130 SCGUNTHR There was some talk about a job. 131 SCGUNTHR You're useless. I'm going. 132 SCGUNTHR Then I suggest you read the plaque on the statue outside. Now, good day. 133 SCGUNTHR I have no idea what you are talking about. Do you have real question? 134 SCGUNTHR I'm searching for Vault 13. 135 SCGUNTHR I understand the president has a job to be done. 136 SCGUNTHR Never mind. 137 SCGUNTHR Ah yes. Well, she's instructed me to send in anyone asking about it. You're buzzed in. It's the door to my right. 138 SCGUNTHR Madam President is finished with you? How did things go? 139 SCGUNTHR Good. Me bye-bye. 140 SCGUNTHR Just fine. Now, I'm out of here. 141 SCGUNTHR Here to report the outcome of Vault 15? 142 SCGUNTHR Yes. 143 SCGUNTHR No. 144 SCGUNTHR Well, I'm sorry, but Madam President is very busy. Why don't you come back when the job is done? 145 SCGUNTHR Okay. 146 SCGUNTHR Excellent! I'll buzz you right in. 147 SCGUNTHR You bastard! Guards! Assassin! Murderer! 148 SCGUNTHR Back so soon! Now what? 149 SCGUNTHR Re-ward. 150 SCGUNTHR The president said to see you about a reward. 151 SCGUNTHR Mon-ey. 152 SCGUNTHR I'm here to collect my pay. 153 SCGUNTHR Your president said you should know there's a spy in your house - somebody named Feargus. 154 SCGUNTHR Nothing. 155 SCGUNTHR Of course, she just buzzed me about it. A reward of $6000 and NCR thanks you, she said. Now, there is work to be done. Goodbye. 156 SCGUNTHR Let's see. Contract says $500. Here you are. 157 SCGUNTHR In fact, she just buzzed me to change your amount - seems you earned a bonus. Here it is, $900 and NCR's thanks. Now, there is work to be done, so goodbye. 158 SCGUNTHR Your president said you should know there's a spy in your house - somebody named Feargus. 159 SCGUNTHR Goodbye. 160 SCGUNTHR Feargus? I don't believe it! 161 SCGUNTHR Take a look at this disk. 162 SCGUNTHR Whatever. I'm out of here. 163 SCGUNTHR Damn. Looks solid. Look, we'll take care of this. Here's $4000 for the info. 164 SCGUNTHR I don't take blood money. I'm out of here. 165 SCGUNTHR Thanks. Have a nice day. 166 SCGUNTHR Oh, it's you. Look, this is not a good time. In fact, I think Madam President would rather not get you involved in anything else. Thank you and good day. 167 SCGUNTHR Let me make myself clear. The President is not going to see you - now or ever. You've been paid. Now just leave. 171 SCGUNTHR Me go. 172 SCGUNTHR Absolutely nothing. 173 SCGUNTHR You bitch! Guards! Assassin. Murderer! 174 SCGUNTHR I've been to Vault 15 and I need to talk to your boss about it. 175 SCGUNTHR Me need talk about Vault 15. 176 SCGUNTHR You should know there's a spy in your house - somebody named F. 500 SCGUNTHR We keep the doors locked for a reason. 501 SCGUNTHR I must ask you to leave. 502 SCGUNTHR This is your last warning. Leave before I have you removed. 100 SCHAL He's a muscular guy, with a barrel chest. 101 SCHAL It's Hal, the captain for the brahmin drive. 102 SCHAL He's chewing a wad of something you hope he don't spit this way, because it stinks to high heaven. 103 SCHAL You here for the drive? 105 SCHAL Yes. 106 SCHAL No. 107 SCHAL Need some redding floats!!! 108 SCHAL Yuep need those redding floats!! 109 SCHAL Wonder what Redding floats go here. 110 SCHAL Great. Let's roll out. Head 'em out for Redding boys! 111 SCHAL Well then, leave me alone. I got 500 head of brahmin to get on the trail. 112 SCHAL You again? Go away. 113 SCHAL Well, that was the crapper! Afraid there's no money in this run for any of us. Just be happy you're alive. 114 SCHAL Well, the ranchers are none too happy - it's only a $1000 run. Tough luck. 115 SCHAL Well we had little string of bad luck but did all right. Here's the $2000 you signed on for. 116 SCHAL Hot damn, you were just fine! There's a $1000 bonus in it for you. That and $2000 makes your pay. Redding better watch out tonight! 100 SCHENRY You see a pudgy guy with a shiny bald head and thick-lensed glasses. 101 SCHENRY It's Dr. Henry 102 SCHENRY This guy is so out of place it's painful. He's got that egghead, not living in the real world air about him, that's for sure. 103 SCHENRY Excuse me, I'm Dr. Henry and I'm very busy. What do you want? 104 SCHENRY You again? What do you want? 105 SCHENRY Hurgh. 106 SCHENRY I'm 107 SCHENRY Enough chit-chat. You've got some papers Mr. Merk wants. Hand em over and nobody gets hurt. 108 SCHENRY Ever heard of a place called the Enclave? 109 SCHENRY None of your business. 110 SCHENRY Hmm, sub-par cranial development... Stunted intellectual development. No gross physical mutation, though. No, you just simply won't do, I'm afraid. Good day. 111 SCHENRY The Chosen One? Of course, that makes sense. Interesting... I'm afraid I can't help you. I was assigned to cyber-genetics research, not the Vault Behavioral Project. 112 SCHENRY What are you talking about? 113 SCHENRY Vault Behavioral project? 114 SCHENRY Cyber-genetics? I don't remember ever studying that one. 115 SCHENRY Right. You're mad as a hatter. Goodbye. 116 SCHENRY Oh my, I've said more than I should already. Never mind, and if anybody asks I didn't say anything. 117 SCHENRY Something about extreme sociological conditioning. Mind you, I thought it was all so much mumbo-jumbo, no real science in it at all. But I did hear something about 13 having to be improvised during the course of the experiment. Sloppy work, I'd say. 118 SCHENRY Experiment? What experiment? 119 SCHENRY What's this about cyber-genetics? 120 SCHENRY You expect me to believe any of this? You are a loon. 121 SCHENRY Oh, it's a whole new field - very exciting. Why I'm working on some projects right now - a radical new concept for the mutant problem. You see, it's really quite simple - mutancy isn't absolute. It can be cured. 122 SCHENRY Of course, my simple-minded colleagues were just trying to solve the whole problem the crudest way possible. Purification, indeed. I'll admit there were some early problems, but I've got them worked out now...I think. 124 SCHENRY Continue 125 SCHENRY In fact, you could help me perform the field testing. Interested? 126 SCHENRY Field testing? What do you mean? 127 SCHENRY Not a chance. 128 SCHENRY I've prepared a small sample of the serum but it needs to be injected into a host. 129 SCHENRY I'm not letting you stick any needles in me! 130 SCHENRY That's it, I'm out of here. 131 SCHENRY You? Oh, no - the serum's not refined enough to handle such a low mutagenic quotient. It must be used on a super-mutant. Inject the serum into a super-mutant and then come back and report the results. I understand Broken Hills is full of them. 132 SCHENRY What's it do? 133 SCHENRY What's in it for me? 134 SCHENRY Well, it should cause a regression in the genetic matrix that results in the destabilization and assimilation of abberant DNA, leaving the host free of mutagenic potential. If I knew for sure, I wouldn't need you to test it. 135 SCHENRY What's in it for me? 136 SCHENRY You'll be participating in an important experiment, in fact, the most important, scientific-oh, you mean money. Well, I do have a Cyber-Hound Mk. II, Personal Security Model, that I brought with me. I suppose I could have it activated and on-line by the time you got back. Would that do? 137 SCHENRY Cyber-hound? Sure, why not. 138 SCHENRY You are out of your mind. Just completely loony. 139 SCHENRY Excellent. Here's the serum, fitted up in an stim hypo. All you have to do is use it on a super-mutant and then report back to me. Like I said, Broken Hills - that's the place to look. Good luck. 140 SCHENRY Tell your Mr. Merk that my answer hasn't changed. I have no interest in any of his "joint ventures." Thank you and good day. 141 SCHENRY It's no use, I'm not going back. None of you appreciated the work I was doing, so don't pretend to be my friend. Thank you very much! 142 SCHENRY Well then, we've nothing to talk about. Good day. 143 SCHENRY So, how did it go? Is the test done? 144 SCHENRY Yes. 145 SCHENRY No. 146 SCHENRY Well, if you don't mind, would you please get on with it? I'm not a young man anymore. 147 SCHENRY And... How did it work? 148 SCHENRY It killed him! You said it would cure mutants! 149 SCHENRY He's dead, Jim. 150 SCHENRY You misunderstood. I said it would remove their mutagenic potential. The process does seem violent on the system, though. Oh well, more refining to do. 151 SCHENRY What about my pay? 152 SCHENRY You're a monster! I want nothing to do with you. 153 SCHENRY Still some bugs, I see. Well, try and try again. 154 SCHENRY What about my pay? 155 SCHENRY You're a monster! I want nothing to do with you. 156 SCHENRY Of course. The cyberdog is all yours. Now, I have work to do. 157 SCHENRY ...so the mutation rate stablizes over-don't bother me now. 158 SCHENRY Primitive adaptation to environmental conditions. Fascinating. 159 SCHENRY You don't have an oscillating calibrator? No, of course not. 160 SCHENRY , the Chosen One. I'm looking for Vault 13. 161 SCHENRY Good day, my ass, bucko, I'm here to be polite. You hand over those papers or I'll start removing fingers. Let's see how good of a doc you are then. 162 SCHENRY Fine, I'll let him know. 163 SCHENRY Uh... Ok, the papers are in my desk over there. Take them; just don't hurt my hands. Ok? 164 SCHENRY Kiss my ass, you cretin! Guards! Guards! 165 SCHENRY Now you're being reasonable. I'll let Mr. Merk know. 166 SCHENRY You'll regret that, Doc. 167 SCHENRY Hey! You have exactly ten seconds to put those papers back before I call the guards. 100 SCHOSS You see a big, dumb-looking and over-muscled lunk. 101 SCHOSS It's Hoss 102 SCHOSS He doesn't appear to be armed, with weapons or wit. 103 SCHOSS Hey you, turd-face. I don't like you. I think you should buy me a drink. 104 SCHOSS Hey baby, come on over here and I'll give you a nice big wet one. 105 SCHOSS <Fart!> 106 SCHOSS Bite me. 107 SCHOSS I don't want any trouble. 108 SCHOSS So you think you're tough? I'm gonna wipe your ass all over the floor. Bare fists, right here, right now. 109 SCHOSS "I don't want any trouble!" Well, you're gonna have it. You either fight me or I'm gonna tell everybody what a spineless little baby you are. Bare fists, right here. 110 SCHOSS Fine, let's dance. 111 SCHOSS No really, I couldn't. 112 SCHOSS Haw! What a joke. Get outta here, jellyfish. 113 SCHOSS Ow! You broke my nose! I quit! Don't hit me anymore! 114 SCHOSS Okay, I'm sorry. I was only joking. You won't have any more trouble from me...please, don't kill me! 115 SCHOSS Hey, I'm backing off. Okay, don't hit me? 100 SCJOHN You see a squatter. 101 SCJOHN You see Bill, the squatter 102 SCJOHN You see a middle age man wearing worn clothing. 103 SCJOHN Sorry stranger. I don't have time to chat with you. 104 SCJOHN Why no talk? 105 SCJOHN Ok, wavy. 106 SCJOHN All right, see ya. 107 SCJOHN Wait a minute. Why won't you talk to me? 108 SCJOHN We're a very private community here and we don't want any trouble or interference from outside sources. Please just leave us be. 109 SCJOHN Ok. 110 SCJOHN Hello... and good bye. 111 SCJOHN Thank you for all that you've done. I apologize for the cold shoulder. 112 SCJOHN Screw you asshole! 100 SCKARL You see a young man wearing the badge of the NCR police 101 SCKARL It's Karl, the town deputy. 102 SCKARL You see a young man barely out of his teens. He looks eager to please. 103 SCKARL Welcome, stranger. I'm Deputy Karl. What can I do for you? 104 SCKARL Such as? 105 SCKARL Uh...nugh.. 106 SCKARL I'm new to NCR. What can you tell me about your town? 107 SCKARL Well, I'm looking for Vault 13. 108 SCKARL President Tandi sent me over to talk to some prisoner you've got. 109 SCKARL My name's 110 SCKARL I'm looking for a guy named Jack. Some folks call him Whack Jack. 111 SCKARL Where can I find Roger Westin? 112 SCKARL Okay, had a little too much party did you? Look, there's an unlocked cell back there. Why don't you go in back and sleep it off? 113 SCKARL Look, take my advice - get your friends to take you home so you can sleep it off. Drunk in public's a crime here. 114 SCKARL This is NCR, capitol of the New California Republic. Population 3000 and growing. No slavery, no gambling, no chems. President is Mrs. Tandi, my boss is Sheriff Dumont. That answer your questions? 115 SCKARL Well, I've got some other questions. 116 SCKARL Yeah, that's all. 117 SCKARL So did I when I was a kid. Let me know if you find it! 118 SCKARL Well, I've got some other questions. 119 SCKARL Gee, thanks. 120 SCKARL His name's Oswald. That's all we could get out of him. He's supposed to be a squatter, from vault 15, but... I doubt it. He's a bit too tough. You know what I mean? 121 SCKARL Tough guy, huh? 122 SCKARL What're you going to do to him? 123 SCKARL Say, I've heard of you haven't I? Yeah - some pretty good stuff. Look, there's some folks I know, they could use a fellow like you. Just go to the auto shop and ask for Elise. Tell her Karl sends his regards. 124 SCKARL Work? The Stockmen's Association is looking for guards. Raiders been hitting the cattle drives hard again. And I heard that President Tandi's been looking for somebody "resourceful," as she puts it. That help? 125 SCKARL Well, I've got some other questions. 126 SCKARL Some. Thanks. 127 SCKARL That's Officer Jack, stranger. One of our men. You haven't been talking to Mira, have you? 128 SCKARL Yes. 129 SCKARL Mira who? 130 SCKARL That SOB? He's got a spread just outside town. Just take the road past Stockmen's. 131 SCKARL You don't like him much. 132 SCKARL Well, I've got some other questions. 133 SCKARL Thanks. 134 SCKARL Yeah. He's a real bad one. Killed two of our men and hasn't said a thing. 135 SCKARL Give me a little time alone with him. Maybe I can convince him to be cooperative. 136 SCKARL Can I see him now? 137 SCKARL Hang the bastard, I hope. Him and his buddies killed two good men. Won't be any pain for me to see him dead. 138 SCKARL Can I see him now? 139 SCKARL She and Jack used to be married, you know. Had themselves a really messy divorce. I wouldn't believe spit from her, not about Jack. Do yourself a favor, stay out of it. Jack's a good man, it's just this stuff's got him a little high-strung. 140 SCKARL Okay, let's move on to other topics. 141 SCKARL Well, thank you kindly for that advice, deputy. 142 SCKARL His ex, that's all. If he's not here, he might be over at the powerplant. He's been moonlighting over there for Dorothy. 143 SCKARL Well, I've got some other questions. 144 SCKARL Thanks. 145 SCKARL Guess I'm pretty obvious. Lot of folks look up to him because he's a councilman, but not me. He thinks he's a big man, like the law don't always apply to him. I'd like to take him down a notch or two someday. 146 SCKARL Stranger things have happened. What can you tell me about him? 147 SCKARL I've got to go. Just outside of town, you say? 148 SCKARL No problem. Next five minutes, maybe I won't hear a thing. Follow me. 149 SCKARL Sure, for what good it will do you. 150 SCKARL Well, a couple of years ago he had a stroke and now Doc Jubilee's got him on some kind of medicine. What's it to you, anyway? 151 SCKARL Nothing, just talk. I'll quit wasting your time. 100 SCLENNY A mutant - and a tame one at that. 101 SCLENNY That's Lenny, remember? The obnoxious one. 102 SCLENNY Hoo-boy - this lad's a piece of work. Besides the fact he's green and ugly, he's got more scars on him than an old whore. This one's a fighter, for sure. 103 SCLENNY I'm Lenny and you're pond scum. Get outta here. 104 SCLENNY Why you bothering Lenny, you little white grub? 105 SCLENNY What you want with Lenny, worthless human? 106 SCLENNY Keep poking me and you can tell your maker Lenny sent you. 107 SCLENNY Pleased to meet ya. I'm Lenny - you must be Shit-for-brains. Ha, ha! 108 SCLENNY Tell yer mutant master my name's Lenny, slave. 109 SCLENNY Hey, brother mutie, Lenny wonder why you hanging with this human slug? 110 SCLENNY Lenny don't talk to nobody. Makes muties his slaves, grub. 111 SCLENNY Lenny says you and your butt-kissing mutie Tom can go to hell. 112 SCLENNY Watch out. Lenny ain't no tame mutie like the one you got now. 113 SCLENNY Hey, the little pale skin's back! 114 SCLENNY Get off my case, human. 115 SCLENNY Get lost, chump. 116 SCLENNY What's the matter? Need somebody to change yer diaper? 100 SCMERK You see a well-dressed, heavy set man who moves with deliberate slowness. 101 SCMERK It's Merk - folks call him The Man around here. 102 SCMERK This fellow's got an air of arrogant coldness to him, like he cares for you no more than the fly he just squished between his fingers. 103 SCMERK Hey, I've seen you in the movies! Come to show me some action, have you? 104 SCMERK Whaddya mean, disturbing my peace like this? Get outta here. 105 SCMERK Excuse me, I got business to conduct. 106 SCMERK You wanna talk business, see me at the Rawhide . Otherwise leave me alone. 107 SCMERK I've seen you on the silver screen, ain't I? You got impressive, uh, credentials. 108 SCMERK You got that certain look in your eyes. Stop by the Rawhide - I could always use somebody like you. 109 SCMERK Shit, what's that smell? Something just walked into the room. 110 SCMERK Go fetch me another whiskey - quick now. 111 SCMERK Got no time right now. 112 SCMERK I'm a guest here. Stop bothering me. 113 SCMERK Hey baby, nice tracts you got. Carlson's taste's improving. 114 SCMERK I don't do business here. 115 SCMERK I don't know you. I'm a respectable businessman. 116 SCMERK Well, if it ain't the wuss. Go on and leave me alone. 117 SCMERK So, decided to look me up after all, eh baby? 118 SCMERK I don't know nothing about nothing, understand. 119 SCMERK The veep's not gonna like you bothering his guests. 120 SCMERK Damn fine booze the man serves here. 121 SCMERK Get outta my way! 122 SCMERK You wanna talk to somebody, go buy yourself a friend. 123 SCMERK I don't give directions and I don't pass out change. Bug off. 124 SCMERK What is this - social hour? 125 SCMERK I'm Merk. Whattya want? 126 SCMERK You again? 127 SCMERK Well keep it polite, punk, or this could get ugly. 128 SCMERK Oort. 129 SCMERK I'm looking for work. 130 SCMERK Informed sources say you're the man to see about doing business, if you know what I mean. 131 SCMERK They say you're the man who ripped off my car. 132 SCMERK I'm looking for some information. 133 SCMERK Some say you might know a thing or two about, oh say, stuff missing from cars. 134 SCMERK You again? So's the job done? 135 SCMERK Glub. 136 SCMERK No. 137 SCMERK I got some questions 138 SCMERK Hmm... Strong. Dumb...If you want a job, talk to Mira. Understand? Mi-ra. Over there. 139 SCMERK Like making noises? Will somebody get this brahmin turd out of here? 140 SCMERK Are you that stupid? You think I'm just gonna hire anybody? You work for me, you got to prove you're good for something. 141 SCMERK How about I just shoot Lenny, there? He deserves it. 142 SCMERK Prove like how? 143 SCMERK You know anybody who'd like some jet, maybe? 144 SCMERK Listen, I'm 145 SCMERK Right. Like I got to prove myself to you. Forget you, slugwort. 146 SCMERK It was that goddamn Doofus, wasn't it? That little junkie talks to much for his own good. Tell you what - you cap him for me -- call it a favor -- and then we'll talk. 147 SCMERK Deal. 148 SCMERK Whoa - I'm not that cold-blooded! 149 SCMERK And they're gonna say you were a dumb ass. Boys- 150 SCMERK Interesting. Now who'd go saying something like that? 151 SCMERK Don't bullshit me, fat man. If I don't get back what's mine, somebody'll be shopping for your burial suit. 152 SCMERK Cute. You gonna answer my question or not? 153 SCMERK Oh, it's just something I heard. Just wanted to see what you'd say. 154 SCMERK Supposing I do know something. What of it? 155 SCMERK Now if a man had some things missing, do you suppose he could buy those things back? 156 SCMERK I want my shit back, fat man! 157 SCMERK How about I talk to the law? 158 SCMERK I'm tired of this. Boys - take care of our guest. 159 SCMERK I don't think Lenny would like that. 160 SCMERK Probably, but I wasn't asking him. 161 SCMERK Have it your way. 162 SCMERK True. Been too dull around here. Time for a little one-on-one in the basement. Come on, Lenny, I want to watch you kill this 163 SCMERK Like I've got problems that need solving. 164 SCMERK Such as? 165 SCMERK Jet? Are you proposing something...? 166 SCMERK My friend here knows how to make it. Interested? 167 SCMERK Something illegal? No, I wouldn't do that. 168 SCMERK Intriguing. I'll give you $1000 for his services - permanently. 169 SCMERK Deal. 170 SCMERK No, I can't do that to a friend. 171 SCMERK Looks like we can do business, friend. Here's the deal - there's a loopy scientist in town - Dr. Henry. He's got some papers I'd like. I'll pay $1000 for them. Oh, and I don't want no harm to come to Dr Henry. He's useful alive. Interested? 172 SCMERK I'm on it. 173 SCMERK Nope, not my style. 174 SCMERK Knowledge costs you. Am I clear? 175 SCMERK "The price of wisdom is above rubies." 176 SCMERK Here's $50. 177 SCMERK Forget it. 178 SCMERK Oh, you're that person. 179 SCMERK Continue 180 SCMERK Well, as far as I'm concerned, here you're just a pile of dung. 181 SCMERK I had you figured for a wuss. 182 SCMERK Okay. No problem. I don't want no trouble. I'll tell you what, I'll even have my boys put the stuff right back where they found it. 183 SCMERK It better be, or I'll be back. 184 SCMERK Don't give me this bs! 185 SCMERK Such a person just might be able to. 186 SCMERK Now, I suggest you leave. 187 SCMERK By all means, call in the officers. Of course, I assume you have evidence to back up your wild accusation. 188 SCMERK Yeah, sure. 189 SCMERK Never mind. 190 SCMERK Such as there's a damn Hubologist in town who has irritated me. Once this itch is scratched, come back and talk to me. 191 SCMERK Consider it done. I got just the backscratcher for him but... what's an Hubologist and where do I find him? 192 SCMERK How dare you speak against the true belief! 193 SCMERK Sorry, I don't get involved in religious wars. 194 SCMERK Well, I am a learned man. What's your question? 195 SCMERK Ask away. 196 SCMERK I'm looking for Vault 13. 197 SCMERK Ever hear of a GECK? 198 SCMERK What do you know about some outfit called the Rangers? 199 SCMERK What can you tell me about some guy named Westin? 200 SCMERK I'm looking for info on Vice-President Carlson. 201 SCMERK That's it. 202 SCMERK Your payment gets you one question. Another costs you another $50. 203 SCMERK Okay, here. 204 SCMERK I've got all the facts I need. 205 SCMERK Just so happens, I've got a map to Vault 13. It's only 1000 bucks. You interested? 206 SCMERK Sure. I'll take it. 207 SCMERK And I'll bet you've got a bridge to sell, too. 208 SCMERK Maybe later. 209 SCMERK Is it some kind of chem out of New Reno? I've never heard of it. 210 SCMERK Nope. I've got some more questions, though. 211 SCMERK That's all I needed to know. 212 SCMERK Those bastards? Best stay out of my place or I'll put a hole in them. 213 SCMERK Well, that was informative. Another question. 214 SCMERK That's all I needed to know. 215 SCMERK The rancher, eh? Came in here one time, about croaked. Town doc had to rush over with some pills - seems Westin's got a heart condition. Ruined business for the rest of the night. 216 SCMERK Thanks for the info. I've got some more questions. 217 SCMERK That's all I needed to know. 218 SCMERK As a good citizen, I applaud Carlson's opposition to any New Reno influence around here. Now that Westin's dead, I've been helping out with security for the Vice President. 219 SCMERK Oh, well, I guess I'll never get to meet the man. I've heard a lot about him, too. 220 SCMERK That's all I needed to know. 221 SCMERK That all? 222 SCMERK No, I've got some more questions 223 SCMERK Yeah, that's it for now. 224 SCMERK Hey, a man's got to try. Vault 13's practically a religion around here. They've even built a statue to some chump who supposedly came from there. That's all I know. 225 SCMERK I sold you a map for it. Try using it. 226 SCMERK That map didn't pan out? Sorry. The guy swore it was genuine. How was I to know? I don't know where Vault 13 is. 227 SCMERK I've got some more questions. 228 SCMERK That's all I need to know. 229 SCMERK Tell you what. I like your work and Carlson could use another guard. Give a little time and there'll be a job waiting for you down there. 230 SCMERK I'm on it, Merk. 231 SCMERK I don't need a job. Thanks anyway. 232 SCMERK Excellent. Come back when you're done. 233 SCMERK That is very troubling. Boys, kill him and recover this evidvence. 234 SCMERK Your feeble attempts to intimidate me are almost amusing, but now I suggest you leave before I tire of this game. 235 SCMERK Ah, I've heard the news. You still interested in a job? 236 SCMERK Yeah, I'm tired of freebies. I could use the work. 237 SCMERK No. 238 SCMERK What the hell you doing in my place? 239 SCMERK I was out of line before. I won't do it again. I just want a little of your time. 240 SCMERK I'll do what I want, you weasel. 241 SCMERK Get out of here, you warthog! 242 SCMERK Then what're you doing here you dumb shit? You wanna impress me, then get things done! 243 SCMERK I'm not talking to you until the job's done! 244 SCMERK That disappoints me. I normally remove things that disappoint me. However, in your case I can be generous. Just leave and don't come back and I'll forget all about it. 245 SCMERK So, is that little business with Dr. Henry done? 246 SCMERK Yeah, I got the papers you want. 247 SCMERK No. 248 SCMERK Days like this make me so happy. Well, let's conclude our business. 249 SCMERK It has come to my attention that the ingenious doctor expired during your visit. That was against my orders. To recoup future losses I think it will be necessary to receive a refund. 250 SCMERK Look, I'll just give you 500 bucks and we'll forget the whole deal. 251 SCMERK Screw you. 252 SCMERK Well, success in your ventures. I see no reason for us to talk again. 253 SCMERK Fine by me. 254 SCMERK Deal - but only because I like you. I suggest you don't come back any time soon. 255 SCMERK I think I'll just kill you, get my money back, and collect a reward. After all, that's what being a good citizen is all about. 256 SCMERK You again! DIE! 257 SCMERK I thought I said don't bother me anymore. 258 SCMERK and I'm a badass mofo. Just ask anybody. 259 SCMERK guy. 260 SCMERK chick. 261 SCMERK A Hubologist is a nut-case religious fanatic. It can be found at the church in town. 262 SCMERK I'm on my way. 263 SCMERK I'm not talking to you until the job's done! I need those papers from Dr. Henry's place, pronto. 264 SCMERK No, but I need some information. 265 SCMERK I know Lenny's death ain't no accident, you bastard. 266 SCMERK Hey that map was a fake. 267 SCMERK Well what about the money I gave you. 268 SCMERK Like I said sorry it didn't pan out for you. 269 SCMERK Well how bout you eat this bullet for my trouble. 270 SCMERK Hmmphf. 271 SCMERK You gain 100 SCMIKEY You see a sharp-dressed guy hawking lizard kebabs. 101 SCMIKEY It's the lizard-on-a-stick vendor. 102 SCMIKEY For a lizard-on-a-stick vendor, this guy's got style. He's clean, well-dressed and runs a pretty spotless little operation. 103 SCMIKEY Hungry, stranger? I got the best lizard around. Ask anybody! 104 SCMIKEY What can I get you? 105 SCMIKEY Gimme meat. 106 SCMIKEY I'll take one. 107 SCMIKEY What can you tell me about this town? 108 SCMIKEY Goodbye. 109 SCMIKEY Enjoy, stranger! 110 SCMIKEY There's mustard and onions over there. 111 SCMIKEY Hey, buddy. 112 SCMIKEY Yeah, bye. 113 SCMIKEY Next! 114 SCMIKEY Look, I got a rule. I don't say nothing about nobody. It's a good rule, because if I keep my mouth shut, I keep out of trouble. Capice? 115 SCMIKEY I don't hear nothing, I don't see nothing, and I especially don't say nothing. Now, stop bothering me about that. 116 SCMIKEY Fine. Look, I'm hungry. 117 SCMIKEY Do you have a GECK? 118 SCMIKEY Sorry for troubling, Christ! 119 SCMIKEY A GECK? Well, that's old history, so what the hell. You mean the old Garden of Eden Kit. We had one - I mean our grandparents had one. Used it when they came out of Vault 15. Got this place started, they say. It's all used up now. 120 SCMIKEY I'm still hungry. 100 SCMIRA You'd guess that even with the green hair and the scowl, she's the bartender of this joint. 101 SCMIRA That's Mira. She mixes a mean Rad-A-Waster 102 SCMIRA Well, she's young and attractive, but there's just a look in her eye that says she don't take no crap from anybody. That and the spiked knuckles hanging on the chain around her neck. 103 SCMIRA Mira's the name. What'll ya have, stranger? 104 SCMIRA Hello again. What'll it be? 105 SCMIRA Drink. 106 SCMIRA Vault 13? 107 SCMIRA GECK? 108 SCMIRA I don't care. Give me the house special. 109 SCMIRA Gimme a beer 110 SCMIRA Information. 111 SCMIRA I'm looking for work. 112 SCMIRA Well, aren't you the one! Just the way I like them. 113 SCMIRA Back again? 114 SCMIRA Yubba. 115 SCMIRA Whoa - ya just worked Lenny. Immmpressive! Have a drink on the house. 116 SCMIRA What ya did to Lenny - it was wicked! 117 SCMIRA Oh my, a stunning conversationalist. What'll ya take - a Rad-A-Waster? Only ten bucks. 118 SCMIRA Yes. 119 SCMIRA No. 120 SCMIRA You gonna buy a drink? $10. 121 SCMIRA Yes. 122 SCMIRA No. 123 SCMIRA One Rad-A-Waster coming up! $10. 124 SCMIRA Okay. 125 SCMIRA Ten bucks? Too much for me. 126 SCMIRA Sure, one buck. 127 SCMIRA Okay. 128 SCMIRA Too much money for me. 129 SCMIRA You might try Merk in the back room. 130 SCMIRA There's nothing for you here, stranger. 131 SCMIRA Thanks, I guess. 132 SCMIRA So, that it, stranger? 133 SCMIRA Vault 13? 134 SCMIRA GECK? 135 SCMIRA Got a little time for some questions? 136 SCMIRA Me go bye-bye. 137 SCMIRA That's all. 138 SCMIRA Get outta here, ya deadbeat! 139 SCMIRA Sure, I got some time. That's what bartenders are supposed to do. Just don't get no ideas. 140 SCMIRA For you, I always got time, baby. What ya want? 141 SCMIRA Sure. 142 SCMIRA Tell me about this town. 143 SCMIRA Ever heard of Vault 13? 144 SCMIRA I'm looking for a thing called a GECK. Know anything about it? 145 SCMIRA What's the deal on this Merk guy? 146 SCMIRA There's this cop in town saying some pretty harsh things about you. What's the deal? 147 SCMIRA Well, that kills that idea. 148 SCMIRA Name's NCR. Used to be Shady Sands, but after the Master's defeat, Aradesh and the others founded the Republic. Now, NCR sits right on the border. Everything south of here's Republic ruled. 149 SCMIRA Word of advice. Keep your nose clean in town. Courts aren't too friendly to our types, if you know what I mean. Citizens got more rights than you. 150 SCMIRA Look, that's all I got to say about that. 151 SCMIRA Hmm. 152 SCMIRA A few more questions... 153 SCMIRA Well, thanks. I'll remember that. 154 SCMIRA Ya another one them whackos looking for lost treasure? Ya ought to go see Saltbeef Bob over at Westin's Ranch. He's always talking about treasure. Ya may have to wet his whistle though. 155 SCMIRA Saltbeef? Me go. 156 SCMIRA A few more questions... 157 SCMIRA Well, thanks. I'll remember that. 158 SCMIRA Ya tell me how to mix it and I'll pour it for ya. 159 SCMIRA No drink. GECK is....GECK. 160 SCMIRA It's not a drink. It's a Garden of Eden Creation Kit. 161 SCMIRA A few more questions... 162 SCMIRA Well, thanks. I'll remember that. 163 SCMIRA He's a great guy. He's my boss. What ya expect me to say? 164 SCMIRA A few more questions... 165 SCMIRA Well, thanks. I'll remember that. 166 SCMIRA That bastard....It was just a messy divorce, that's all. 167 SCMIRA Well, how about we talk about something else? 168 SCMIRA Well, I guess I'll be going. 169 SCMIRA Oh, very informative. Look, ya might try Dr. Henry in town, but I got other things to do, Dumbo. 170 SCMIRA Garden of Eden Creation Kit? Sounds technical. Ya might try looking up Dorothy, the city engineer. 171 SCMIRA A few more questions... 172 SCMIRA Well, thanks. I'll remember that. 173 SCMIRA Hmm -- work? Want job? Help Mira? 174 SCMIRA Yes. 175 SCMIRA No. 176 SCMIRA Listen -bad man hurt Mira. Bad man name Jack. Hurt bad man. Mira like ya, give ya nice gun. Good? 177 SCMIRA Yes. 178 SCMIRA No. 179 SCMIRA Good! Mira have rope over wall. Go night. Find rope. Sneak in. Go big place by gate. Find Jack. Hurt Jack. Mira give ya gun. 180 SCMIRA Go night. Find rope. Sneak in. Go big place by gate. Find Jack. Hurt Jack. Mira give ya gun. Now go away. Me be seen with ya - not good. Help Mira and come back. Understand? 181 SCMIRA Mira hear Jack got hurt. Good work, Dumbo. Here gun, ya take. Thanks. 182 SCMIRA Screw ya, too. I'm never gonna be free of that bastard. 183 SCMIRA You need to talk to Merk, but he�s not here. Come back at night. That�s more his time. 184 SCMIRA I don't know what you did to Lenny, but I wouldn't hang around here. It ain't gonna make you to popular. 185 SCMIRA Hey, I warned you. Oh, well. .. 186 SCMIRA You're Mira, right? Some cop was saying something about you. 187 SCMIRA You Mira? Bad Jack say things. 188 SCMIRA That bastard Jack? What'd he say now? 189 SCMIRA Jack dead. Go boom. 190 SCMIRA Me kill. Him bad man. 191 SCMIRA I wouldn't worry about it. He's dead. Blew himself up at the power station. 192 SCMIRA Not much now. I killed him. 193 SCMIRA You're kidding? That's the best news I've had all day! I hope his brains made nice wallpaper. Damn psycho deserved it. Have a Rad-a-Waster on me. 194 SCMIRA Me like. 195 SCMIRA Me go now. 196 SCMIRA Thanks - I guess. Say, got time for a question? 197 SCMIRA Thanks. Just figured you ought to know. 198 SCMIRA You did what? Oh, if I wasn't on duty, I'd climb over this bar and... well, kiss you. The little prick deserved it. In fact, don't tell anyone but I was hoping to get some stupid ox to do the job for me. Had a little reward all set aside. It's yours now - as far as I'm concerned you earned it. 199 SCMIRA Thanks - I guess. Say, got time for a question? 200 SCMIRA Thanks. Just figured you ought to know. 201 SCMIRA Dumbo, you've made me the happiest woman around! I got a little present for you, right here behind the bar. It's all yours. 202 SCMIRA Me like Mira. 100 SCMRKGRD Looks like another guy who thinks more with his fists than his head. 101 SCMRKGRD Hmmm. One of Merk's guards. 102 SCMRKGRD Big. Tough. Dumb. Bodyguard. 103 SCMRKGRD Stand back. Give Mr. Merk his space. 104 SCMRKGRD Uhh... 105 SCMRKGRD I'm not supposed to talk to anybody on duty. 106 SCMRKGRD You give us trouble, that's what I'm here for. Understand? 107 SCMRKGRD Why don't you move on out, okay? 108 SCMRKGRD Don't bother me. 109 SCMRKGRD Mr. Merk doesn't want to be disturbed. 100 SCOFJACK You see a man wearing a badge of the NCR police. 101 SCOFJACK It's Jack, assistant deputy of the NCR law. 102 SCOFJACK This guy's wound tighter than a watch spring. His jaw is permanently clenched, the veins stand out on his forehead, and there's not a spot of joy or happiness anywhere on him. 103 SCOFJACK I don't want to hear your troubles right now. Take it to somebody else. 104 SCOFJACK You know, I don't have to put up with this - from you or anybody. 105 SCOFJACK Damn ex-wife took me for everything I had. 106 SCOFJACK She made a fool out of me, you know. Nobody makes a fool out of Jack. 107 SCOFJACK One of these days I'll show her. I'll show everybody... 108 SCOFJACK What you looking at? Scram! 109 SCOFJACK Bite me! This is Jack! People better listen to me now! 110 SCOFJACK I got a bomb in here so don't try anything! 111 SCOFJACK People always laughing at Jack, calling him Whack Jack - well who's laughing now? 112 SCOFJACK I'm counting to three and if Mira ain't here by then, I'll blow the place. One... 113 SCOFJACK Two... 114 SCOFJACK Three.... 115 SCOFJACK What do you want? What are you staring at me for? 116 SCOFJACK Leave me alone, understand? 117 SCOFJACK Damn ex-wife - it's all her fault. 118 SCOFJACK Stay back! I've got a bomb! 119 SCOFJACK Don't do this, Jack. There's always a better solution. 120 SCOFJACK Uhh - stop. 121 SCOFJACK Yeah, sure. What would you know about this? 122 SCOFJACK I know things sometimes look bad, but blowing things up doesn't solve anything. 123 SCOFJACK Nothing. I don't know crap about your problems. Maybe you better tell me. 124 SCOFJACK What is this - some kind of trick? Stall Jack until his buddies come to kill him? 125 SCOFJACK Who wants to kill you? 126 SCOFJACK Don't worry, nobody's going to hurt you. 127 SCOFJACK That damn bitch of my ex-wife, Mira, for one. She wants me dead. 128 SCOFJACK So let the law deal with her. Not this way, Jack. 129 SCOFJACK You're right. She hired me to kill you. So what do you say? How about it, Jack? 130 SCOFJACK Who the hell's Mira? 131 SCOFJACK All right, you bastard. Let's do it! 132 SCOFJACK What a joke! I am the law. Look what good it's done. 133 SCOFJACK Jack, think about this. 134 SCOFJACK So blowing up the powerplant is going to fix Mira? 135 SCOFJACK Like I said. My ex. I catch her sleeping around and now she's saying I'm the bad guy. Got the court to give her everything and she's still trying to screw me. 136 SCOFJACK Whoa - that's hard. Completely unfair. 137 SCOFJACK You can recover. Everything passes with time. She'll forget about you. 138 SCOFJACK Sure...No. Crap, I don't know. I gotta do something. Let people know they can't go walking all over Jack. 139 SCOFJACK They know, Jack. Look at them. You blow yourself up now and they won't respect you at all. 140 SCOFJACK Look, think this through. Blow this place up and it'll just prove everything she says about you. 141 SCOFJACK No kidding, Sherlock. Now folks are going to listen to me. 142 SCOFJACK Nobody's going to listen to you with a bomb in your hands. Put it down, come on out, and we can get this settled. 143 SCOFJACK Look, think this through. Blow this place up and and folks will say, "Jack took the weak way. Let himself get pushed around by his ex-wife." She wins, you lose. 144 SCOFJACK You really think so? 145 SCOFJACK Yes, Jack. It's true. 146 SCOFJACK Of course. What do you think - I'm lying? 147 SCOFJACK I don't know. 148 SCOFJACK Don't let her win, Jack. 149 SCOFJACK Now's your chance. Be the big man. Really stand her down. 150 SCOFJACK Screw it. You're just full of it. You don't care about me! 151 SCOFJACK Ah hell, maybe you're right. This wasn't the greatest idea anyway. 152 SCOFJACK I would've done it, you know. 153 SCOFJACK Damn Mira, now she'll get hers. 154 SCOFJACK Now people know who Jack is, that's for sure. 155 SCOFJACK Just back off! I don't want to hurt you! 156 SCOFJACK This don't concern you! 157 SCOFJACK Go ahead, kill me. What do I care anymore? 158 SCOFJACK This isn't your fight. Leave me alone. 159 SCOFJACK I either blow up or you kill me. What's it matter? 160 SCOFJACK I'm not trying to hurt you! Just want them to remember... 161 SCOFJACK You gain 100 SCOSWALD You see a man in dirty, blood-stained clothes. 101 SCOSWALD It's the squatter prisoner they've caught. 102 SCOSWALD His face and arms have a cross hatch of old knife scars and there's a crazed look in his eyes that says he's a brawler and an outlaw. 103 SCOSWALD You're wasting your time. I ain't got word one to say to you or anybody else. 104 SCOSWALD Go away and leave me alone, pig. 105 SCOSWALD Does it suddenly smell bad in here? 106 SCOSWALD What are you gonna do - scare me into talking? 107 SCOSWALD You don't scare me. 108 SCOSWALD Why don't you just kiss my boots? 109 SCOSWALD What the hell? You're trying to kill me! Guard! 110 SCOSWALD Talk or me kill you. 111 SCOSWALD Ain't nobody coming to help you. If you want to live, you talk. 112 SCOSWALD Okay, okay! What do you want to know? Just don't hurt me again. 113 SCOSWALD Vault 15 - you tell. 114 SCOSWALD What do you know about Vault 15? 115 SCOSWALD Look, I'm just a guy, not the guy in charge - that's Darion. He's the one you want. He's got this thing about Shady Sands and that old bitch Tandi. He's got a hideout in Vault 15, even got the locals thinking he's on their side. That's all I know. Honest! 116 SCOSWALD Really, I don't know anything else! I told you everything I know, really! Don't hurt me any more. 100 SCPEAON You see a town inhabitant. 101 SCPEAON You see the local one of the local folk. 102 SCPEAON There is nothing mentionable about the way this person looks. 103 SCPEAON Ahhh, leave me. 104 SCPEAON I am sorry. I won't do it again. 105 SCPEAON I was just leaving. 106 SCPEAON Guards, he's back! 107 SCPEAON Please leave me alone. 108 SCPEAON Look, I don't want to be around you either. 109 SCPEAON You are just evil. Please don't talk to me. 110 SCPEAON Leave our children alone. 111 SCPEAON You're some kind of sick criminal. I hope the guards get you. 112 SCPEAON Just go away, okay? 113 SCPEAON Hey, you shouldn't kill anyone - especially kids. 114 SCPEAON I don't think I like you. 115 SCPEAON Hey, just let me know when you are going to go postal. 116 SCPEAON I have to go. 117 SCPEAON Who the hell do you think you are - coming into this town? 118 SCPEAON Just leave before anyone gets hurt. 119 SCPEAON I don't like you. 120 SCPEAON The just will kill all like you. 121 SCPEAON What's your problem? 122 SCPEAON Can't we all just get along? 123 SCPEAON Don't talk to me. 124 SCPEAON Whatever it is tell someone else. 125 SCPEAON I don't think you're all that tough. 126 SCPEAON Why don't you just leave? 127 SCPEAON Well I have to get some eggs. 128 SCPEAON Do you know how to put tin siding up? 129 SCPEAON Hello, there. 130 SCPEAON Please don't bother me, I am really busy. 131 SCPEAON I wonder if there are any more brahmin burgers at Dusty's. 132 SCPEAON Sometimes I wonder where I am headed. 133 SCPEAON Umm, thanks, I really have to be going. 134 SCPEAON Mabe later we can do lunch. 135 SCPEAON Ohh, yeah, you are the new guy in town. 136 SCPEAON You should talk to the sheriff. 137 SCPEAON Hear they're going to be building some new houses soon. 138 SCPEAON Town's been pretty quiet since Dumont got elected. 139 SCPEAON Good day, stranger. 140 SCPEAON Pretty quiet place we got here. Nice, eh? 141 SCPEAON New in town? Check out my cousin Duppo's place. 142 SCPEAON I hear times is hard down south. When's the government gonna do something? 143 SCPEAON You from the north? Don't get many norther's here. 144 SCPEAON I heard everybody from the wasteland's a mutant or a savage! 145 SCPEAON No time for chat. Got to get to work. 100 SCRATCH It's a heap of rags that might have a person under it. 101 SCRATCH You see Ratch, probably picking at some lice. 102 SCRATCH It could be a human. It might be a mutant. All you can tell for sure is that it smells really, really bad. 103 SCRATCH Junk for sale, junk for sale. Look it over, make me an offer. 104 SCRATCH Sure, whatever. 105 SCRATCH Uh...huh. 106 SCRATCH So what's for sale? 107 SCRATCH You look like you're good with your hands. You do have hands, don't you? 108 SCRATCH I got $5. You got any good gossip? 109 SCRATCH Goodbye. 110 SCRATCH See that one there? That's my favorite - that one's Edna. I name all my stuff, see - they're like chidlren to me. I hate having to sell 'em, but I got to eat. 111 SCRATCH You're messing with all my children! 112 SCRATCH Yeah, right. Here's a fiver. You know any good gossip? 113 SCRATCH O-kay - aren't you just special! Maybe I should shop someplace else. 114 SCRATCH Let me look at your stock again. 115 SCRATCH I think me and Edna will be going now. 116 SCRATCH Well, thank god that stranger didn't take you child...My stuff is like my children, see. 117 SCRATCH Uhh - of course. 118 SCRATCH Well, I think I'll be going now. 119 SCRATCH I can fix up all sorts of stuff. Got me blower, named it Claudia, fit most any car - give it a lot more power. Only $1000. You interested? 120 SCRATCH Dummy, we already talked about that. 121 SCRATCH You bet, Claudia's my kind of - whatever. 122 SCRATCH Maybe something else. 123 SCRATCH Heard tell there's a doc here in town, says he's got some miracle cure. I ain't taking it though... 124 SCRATCH Then there's Saltbeef. Old coot says he's found a gold mine... 125 SCRATCH Miss Dorothy and Toto was out here last week, looking for some parts to fix the powerplant. I couldn't help them, though... 126 SCRATCH There's talk in town that what happened to Westin wasn't no accident. Some folks thinking there's too many suspicious strangers around... 127 SCRATCH Thanks for the money, but I don't know anything more. 128 SCRATCH Here's another fiver. 129 SCRATCH Can I see your stuff? 130 SCRATCH Well, thanks for the info. 131 SCRATCH Well, gimme six hours. I should have it fixed up by then. 132 SCRATCH Before you do, a little more of your time. 133 SCRATCH Good enough. I'll see you later. 134 SCRATCH Look, if you get the cash, come back. I'll probably still have it. 135 SCRATCH Fair enough. 136 SCRATCH Goodbye. 137 SCRATCH There she is! Claudia's all installed. 138 SCRATCH Gimme a little more time. I'm still working on the cussed thing. 100 SCRAWPAT Looks like yet another barfly. 101 SCRAWPAT Same drunk you saw last time. 102 SCRAWPAT Doesn't look like the nicest of people, but with that much booze, who does? 103 SCRAWPAT Look, I'm just drinking. Leave me alone. 104 SCRAWPAT I don't talk to strangers. Bad for your health in this bar. 105 SCRAWPAT I've heard about you. Damn, but aren't you in the wrong place! 106 SCRAWPAT You want trouble? Go talk to Merk. 107 SCRAWPAT Hey, good-looking, you want to go some place private and have a little fun? 108 SCRAWPAT Don't talk to me! I don't want another beating. 109 SCRAWPAT Damn cheap whiskey! You know, they serve the worst liquor here. 110 SCRAWPAT Shit! I didn't mean to spill my drink on you. Let me clean that up. Sorry, sorry. 111 SCRAWPAT Stay away from me! 112 SCRAWPAT I've heard about you. Please don't hit me. 113 SCRAWPAT New in town? Word is Merk's looking for some tough hombres. 114 SCRAWPAT What are you, some kind of tough guy? Get outta my face! 115 SCRAWPAT They shouldn't never have done that. Someday stranger, I'll have a gun and then I'll show 'em. 116 SCRAWPAT How'd you like to be my love slave, pretty? 117 SCRAWPAT Drinking and talking - hell, nothing exciting ever happens in this town. 118 SCRAWPAT Go away, you're bothering me. 119 SCRAWPAT Did you hear the one about... 120 SCRAWPAT So I says to him, "Look," I says... 121 SCRAWPAT Try the roasted mole-rat. It's the best around. 122 SCRAWPAT Hi. What's your sign? 123 SCRAWPAT If you're looking for work, stranger, go down to the Stockmen's. 124 SCRAWPAT Shit! Did you see that? 125 SCRAWPAT Oh man, I'm going to be sick. 126 SCRAWPAT No more for me. 127 SCRAWPAT Hey, mix me one of those! 20 SCRIPT Loophole 21 SCRIPT Testing, one, two, me! 102 SCRNAME Script Test 0 103 SCRNAME Script Test 1 104 SCRNAME Script Test 2 105 SCRNAME Script Test 3 106 SCRNAME Script Test 4 107 SCRNAME Script Test 5 108 SCRNAME Arroyo Warrior 109 SCRNAME Arroyo Villager 110 SCRNAME Mynoc 111 SCRNAME Arroyo Elder 112 SCRNAME Hakunin 113 SCRNAME Door 114 SCRNAME Generic 115 SCRNAME Chest 116 SCRNAME Lockbox 117 SCRNAME Brahmin 118 SCRNAME Spore Plant 120 SCRNAME Lesser Scorpion 121 SCRNAME Lesser Mantis 122 SCRNAME Lesser Deathclaw 123 SCRNAME Vase 124 SCRNAME Chest 125 SCRNAME Arroyo Caves 126 SCRNAME Wooden Door 127 SCRNAME Arroyo Village 128 SCRNAME Arroyo Bridge 129 SCRNAME Old Door 130 SCRNAME Floor Plate 131 SCRNAME Floor Plate 132 SCRNAME Floor Plate 133 SCRNAME Floor Plate 134 SCRNAME Floor Plate 135 SCRNAME Door 136 SCRNAME Reliant 137 SCRNAME Guard 138 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SCRNAME Frank 696 SCRNAME Ghoul 697 SCRNAME Liz 698 SCRNAME Man 699 SCRNAME Manson 700 SCRNAME Marcus 701 SCRNAME Miner 702 SCRNAME Mutant 703 SCRNAME Bill 704 SCRNAME Phil 705 SCRNAME Steve 706 SCRNAME Supervisor 707 SCRNAME Zaius 708 SCRNAME Jacob 709 SCRNAME Chemistry Set 710 SCRNAME Prop 711 SCRNAME Door 712 SCRNAME Computer 713 SCRNAME Chad 714 SCRNAME Spore Plant 715 SCRNAME Gecko 716 SCRNAME Radscorpion 718 SCRNAME Warrior 719 SCRNAME Cannibal 720 SCRNAME Outcast 721 SCRNAME Holy Person 722 SCRNAME Nomad 723 SCRNAME Homeless Person 724 SCRNAME Bandit 725 SCRNAME Robber 726 SCRNAME Highwayman 727 SCRNAME Slaver 728 SCRNAME Slave 729 SCRNAME Partier 730 SCRNAME Mantis 731 SCRNAME Brahmin 732 SCRNAME Dog 733 SCRNAME Computer 734 SCRNAME Computer 735 SCRNAME Computer Terminal 736 SCRNAME Computer 737 SCRNAME Power Generator 738 SCRNAME Force Field 739 SCRNAME Peasant 740 SCRNAME Emitter 741 SCRNAME Vault Door 742 SCRNAME Security Door 743 SCRNAME Bess Encounter 744 SCRNAME Bess 745 SCRNAME Brahmin 746 SCRNAME Angela Bishop 747 SCRNAME Tommy "The Balls" 748 SCRNAME Safe 749 SCRNAME Safe 750 SCRNAME Safe 751 SCRNAME Safe 752 SCRNAME Grave 753 SCRNAME Dresser 754 SCRNAME Grave 755 SCRNAME Still 756 SCRNAME Ramirez 757 SCRNAME Cave 1 Random Encounter Map 758 SCRNAME Box 759 SCRNAME Door 760 SCRNAME Cave 2 Random Encounter Map 761 SCRNAME Cave 3 Random Encounter Map 762 SCRNAME Cave 4 Random Encounter Map 763 SCRNAME Cave 2 Random Encounter Map 764 SCRNAME Door 765 SCRNAME Map Script 766 SCRNAME Trap Door 767 SCRNAME Lockbox 768 SCRNAME Room 769 SCRNAME Thomas Moore 770 SCRNAME Door 771 SCRNAME Locker 772 SCRNAME Manhole 773 SCRNAME Grave 774 SCRNAME Supply Guard 775 SCRNAME Map Script 776 SCRNAME Map Script 777 SCRNAME Mad Brahmin 778 SCRNAME Hakeswill 779 SCRNAME Redding Downtown 780 SCRNAME Map Script 781 SCRNAME Map Script 782 SCRNAME Lou 783 SCRNAME Arthur 784 SCRNAME Robin 785 SCRNAME Bedemir 786 SCRNAME Sir Launcelot 787 SCRNAME Galahad 788 SCRNAME Ben Wade 789 SCRNAME Athabaska Dick 790 SCRNAME Widow Rooney 791 SCRNAME Townsperson 792 SCRNAME Stanwell 793 SCRNAME Savinelli 794 SCRNAME Marge 795 SCRNAME Madam Modjeska 796 SCRNAME James Hoffy 797 SCRNAME Map Script 798 SCRNAME Patsy 799 SCRNAME Concorde 800 SCRNAME Eric 801 SCRNAME John 802 SCRNAME Joshua 803 SCRNAME Ladder 804 SCRNAME Big Head 805 SCRNAME Black Hero 806 SCRNAME Red Heroine 807 SCRNAME Set 808 SCRNAME Tandi 809 SCRNAME White Hero 810 SCRNAME White Hero 811 SCRNAME White Heroine 812 SCRNAME Box 813 SCRNAME Box 814 SCRNAME Box 815 SCRNAME Map Script 816 SCRNAME Vorpal Rat 817 SCRNAME Dog 818 SCRNAME Drill Seargant 819 SCRNAME Guard 820 SCRNAME Technician 821 SCRNAME Commander 822 SCRNAME Chris 823 SCRNAME Quarter Master 824 SCRNAME Guard 825 SCRNAME Grave 826 SCRNAME Car 827 SCRNAME Car 828 SCRNAME Grave 829 SCRNAME Robed Figure 830 SCRNAME Cattle Buyer 831 SCRNAME Map Script 832 SCRNAME Mysterious Stranger 833 SCRNAME Mad Brahmn 836 SCRNAME Dog 837 SCRNAME Box 840 SCRNAME Smoke 841 SCRNAME Trader 842 SCRNAME Scavenger 843 SCRNAME Merchant 844 SCRNAME Peasant 845 SCRNAME Arroyo Temple 846 SCRNAME Dock Worker 847 SCRNAME Peasant 848 SCRNAME Shi Guard 849 SCRNAME Warrior 850 SCRNAME Door 851 SCRNAME Klint 852 SCRNAME Crops 853 SCRNAME Shi Lab Tech 854 SCRNAME Child 855 SCRNAME Ghoul 856 SCRNAME Dr Fung 857 SCRNAME Jul 858 SCRNAME Kerith 859 SCRNAME Chest 860 SCRNAME Ghoul 863 SCRNAME Prospector 865 SCRNAME Nomad Chief 866 SCRNAME Hubologist 867 SCRNAME Crazy 868 SCRNAME Claim Jumper 869 SCRNAME Cannibal 870 SCRNAME Nomad Shamon 871 SCRNAME Marauder 872 SCRNAME Rogue 873 SCRNAME Hermit 875 SCRNAME Caravan Master 876 SCRNAME Caravan Master 877 SCRNAME Caravan Master 878 SCRNAME Caravan Master 879 SCRNAME Caravan Master 880 SCRNAME Caravan Master 881 SCRNAME Caravan Master 882 SCRNAME Caravan Master 883 SCRNAME Caravan Master 884 SCRNAME Farmer's Wife 885 SCRNAME Farmer's Kid 886 SCRNAME Homesteader 887 SCRNAME Homesteader's Wife 888 SCRNAME Homesteader's Kid 889 SCRNAME Caravan Master 894 SCRNAME Enclave Patrolman 895 SCRNAME Merc Captain 896 SCRNAME Merc Raider 897 SCRNAME "Shadow-Who-Walks" 898 SCRNAME Safe 902 SCRNAME Box 903 SCRNAME President Richardson 904 SCRNAME Howitzer 905 SCRNAME Door 906 SCRNAME Baby Deathclaw 907 SCRNAME Dangerous Dan 908 SCRNAME Doc Johnson 909 SCRNAME Sheriff Marion 910 SCRNAME Mayor Ascorti 911 SCRNAME Nording 912 SCRNAME Velani 913 SCRNAME Ferndown 914 SCRNAME The Dragon 915 SCRNAME Stable Boy 916 SCRNAME Trader 917 SCRNAME Townsperson 918 SCRNAME Slag 919 SCRNAME Slag 920 SCRNAME Lo Pan 921 SCRNAME Badger 922 SCRNAME Josh 923 SCRNAME Caminetto 924 SCRNAME Bette 925 SCRNAME Gun Merchant 926 SCRNAME Door 927 SCRNAME Door 928 SCRNAME Emitter 929 SCRNAME Rat God 931 SCRNAME Kaga 932 SCRNAME Kaga 933 SCRNAME Kaga 934 SCRNAME Kaga 935 SCRNAME Kaga 936 SCRNAME Bounty Hunter 937 SCRNAME Computer 938 SCRNAME Computer 939 SCRNAME Computer 940 SCRNAME Darrow 941 SCRNAME Farrell 942 SCRNAME Bar Patron 943 SCRNAME Vault Citizen 944 SCRNAME Vault Servant 945 SCRNAME Ventilation Shaft 946 SCRNAME Charlie 947 SCRNAME Coolant Control Panel 948 SCRNAME Poo 949 SCRNAME Grant 950 SCRNAME Emitter 951 SCRNAME Emitter 952 SCRNAME Computer Terminal 953 SCRNAME Emperor Terminal v8.8 954 SCRNAME Vice President Bird 955 SCRNAME Martin 956 SCRNAME Ken Lee 957 SCRNAME Sgt. Granite 958 SCRNAME Frank Horrigan 959 SCRNAME Map Script 960 SCRNAME Map Script 961 SCRNAME Door 962 SCRNAME Door 963 SCRNAME Door 964 SCRNAME Rope 965 SCRNAME Emitter 966 SCRNAME Dr. Curling 967 SCRNAME Bulletin Board 968 SCRNAME Mole Rat 969 SCRNAME President's Secretary 970 SCRNAME Tom Murray 971 SCRNAME Sturdy Door 972 SCRNAME Townsperson 973 SCRNAME Vault City Council Area 974 SCRNAME Air Purifier 975 SCRNAME Rocks 976 SCRNAME Gambler 977 SCRNAME Spatial Script 978 SCRNAME SCCheat 979 SCRNAME Prisoner 980 SCRNAME Citizen 981 SCRNAME Guard 982 SCRNAME Scientist 983 SCRNAME Terminal 986 SCRNAME Emitter 987 SCRNAME Blast Door 988 SCRNAME Blast Door 989 SCRNAME Darrow's Stock 990 SCRNAME Door 991 SCRNAME Super Duper Mutant 992 SCRNAME Chemist 993 SCRNAME Grundel 994 SCRNAME Kid 995 SCRNAME Retinal Scanner 996 SCRNAME Elevator Door 997 SCRNAME Cybernetic Receptical 998 SCRNAME Wall 999 SCRNAME Map Script 1000 SCRNAME Farrell's Stock 1001 SCRNAME Harry's Stock 1002 SCRNAME Box 1003 SCRNAME Box 1004 SCRNAME Derek 1005 SCRNAME Tubby's Friend 1006 SCRNAME Gambler 1007 SCRNAME Slave 1008 SCRNAME Guard 1009 SCRNAME Slaver 1010 SCRNAME Lara 1011 SCRNAME Tyler 1012 SCRNAME Marc 1013 SCRNAME Bulletin Board 1014 SCRNAME Slaver 1015 SCRNAME Slaver 1016 SCRNAME Fred 1017 SCRNAME Box 1018 SCRNAME Box 1019 SCRNAME Box 1020 SCRNAME Car Trunk 1021 SCRNAME Security Door 1022 SCRNAME Computer Terminal 1023 SCRNAME Computer Terminal 1024 SCRNAME Computer Terminal 1025 SCRNAME Lao Chou 1028 SCRNAME Map Script 1029 SCRNAME Dead Body 1030 SCRNAME Exposed wires 1031 SCRNAME Box 1032 SCRNAME Slave 1033 SCRNAME Slave 1034 SCRNAME Slaver 1035 SCRNAME Chip 1036 SCRNAME Reactor 1037 SCRNAME Reactor Computer 1038 SCRNAME Cash Tender 1039 SCRNAME Cash Box 1040 SCRNAME Wanamingo 1041 SCRNAME Bar Patron 1042 SCRNAME Bar Patron 1043 SCRNAME Jail Door 1044 SCRNAME Suze 1045 SCRNAME Captain Ron Meyers 1046 SCRNAME Pen Door 1047 SCRNAME Wanamingo Mine 1048 SCRNAME Wanamingo Mine Entrance 1049 SCRNAME Frog Morton 1050 SCRNAME Dave H. 1051 SCRNAME Door 1052 SCRNAME Door 1053 SCRNAME Puking Charlie 1054 SCRNAME Painting 1055 SCRNAME Map Script 1056 SCRNAME Bartender 1057 SCRNAME Box 1058 SCRNAME Auto-Doc 1060 SCRNAME Mining Tunnel 1061 SCRNAME Robot 1063 SCRNAME Map Script 1064 SCRNAME Map Script 1065 SCRNAME Lydia 1067 SCRNAME Rocketman 1068 SCRNAME AHS-7 1069 SCRNAME Crockett 1070 SCRNAME Amanda 1071 SCRNAME Joshua 1072 SCRNAME Valerie 1073 SCRNAME Teaching System 1074 SCRNAME Crate 1075 SCRNAME Peeing Guy 1076 SCRNAME Curtis 1077 SCRNAME Marc 1078 SCRNAME Computer 1079 SCRNAME AHS-9 1080 SCRNAME Guard 1081 SCRNAME Pile of rocks 1082 SCRNAME Door 1083 SCRNAME Guard 1084 SCRNAME Guard 1085 SCRNAME Door 1086 SCRNAME Wanted Sign 1087 SCRNAME Dr. Wong 1088 SCRNAME Table 1089 SCRNAME Door 1090 SCRNAME Punk 1091 SCRNAME Punk 1092 SCRNAME Ryan 1093 SCRNAME Box 1095 SCRNAME Manhole 1096 SCRNAME Map Script 1097 SCRNAME Ladder 1098 SCRNAME Punching Bag 1099 SCRNAME Door 1100 SCRNAME Alarm 1101 SCRNAME Floor Plate 1102 SCRNAME Floor Plate 1103 SCRNAME Floor Plate 1104 SCRNAME Floor Plate 1105 SCRNAME Floor Plate 1106 SCRNAME Floor Plate 1107 SCRNAME Floor Plate 1108 SCRNAME Floor Plate 1109 SCRNAME Floor Plate 1110 SCRNAME Floor Plate 1111 SCRNAME Floor Plate 1112 SCRNAME Floor Plate 1113 SCRNAME Floor Plate 1114 SCRNAME Floor Plate 1115 SCRNAME Emitter 1116 SCRNAME Emitter 1117 SCRNAME Emitter 1118 SCRNAME Force Field 1119 SCRNAME Force Field 1120 SCRNAME Force Field 1121 SCRNAME Hubologist 1122 SCRNAME Computer 1123 SCRNAME Bunker Door 1124 SCRNAME Gate 1125 SCRNAME Box 1126 SCRNAME Morton Brother 1127 SCRNAME Emitter 1128 SCRNAME Emitter 1129 SCRNAME Emitter 1130 SCRNAME Map Script 1131 SCRNAME Chet 1132 SCRNAME Map Script 1133 SCRNAME Vertibird 1134 SCRNAME Salvatore Guard 1135 SCRNAME Salvatore Guard 1136 SCRNAME Soldiers 1137 SCRNAME Soldiers 1138 SCRNAME Crate 1139 SCRNAME Mr. Handy 1140 SCRNAME Salvatore Guard 1141 SCRNAME Spacial Script 1142 SCRNAME Door 1143 SCRNAME Door 1144 SCRNAME Door 1146 SCRNAME Map Script 1147 SCRNAME Slave 1148 SCRNAME Vault Citizen 1149 SCRNAME Door 1150 SCRNAME Boxer 1151 SCRNAME Vault Door 1152 SCRNAME Xarn 1153 SCRNAME Raul 1154 SCRNAME Quincy 1155 SCRNAME Quartermaster 1156 SCRNAME Guard 1157 SCRNAME Cybernetic Dog 1158 SCRNAME Doctor 1159 SCRNAME Technician 1160 SCRNAME Technician 1161 SCRNAME Guard 1162 SCRNAME Guard 1163 SCRNAME Guard 1164 SCRNAME Guard 1165 SCRNAME Technician 1166 SCRNAME Technician 1167 SCRNAME Technician 1168 SCRNAME Technician 1169 SCRNAME Cave In 1170 SCRNAME Enclave Patroler 1171 SCRNAME Blast Door 1172 SCRNAME Map Script 1173 SCRNAME Map Script 1174 SCRNAME Map Script 1175 SCRNAME Map Script 1176 SCRNAME Map Script 1177 SCRNAME Map Script 1178 SCRNAME Security Robot 1179 SCRNAME Poor Box 1180 SCRNAME Body 1181 SCRNAME Box 1182 SCRNAME Box 1183 SCRNAME Box 1184 SCRNAME Caravan Guard 1185 SCRNAME Caravan Driver 1186 SCRNAME Ring Announcer 1187 SCRNAME Ring Girl 1188 SCRNAME Boxer 1189 SCRNAME Door 1190 SCRNAME Cheat Character 1191 SCRNAME Holodisk 1192 SCRNAME Holodisk 1193 SCRNAME Holodisk 1194 SCRNAME Note 1195 SCRNAME Dogmeat 1196 SCRNAME Cat's Paw Magazine #5 1197 SCRNAME Raiders Map 1198 SCRNAME Pariah Dog 1199 SCRNAME Klaxon 1200 SCRNAME Mine 1201 SCRNAME Pit 1202 SCRNAME Tanker Merchant 1203 SCRNAME Tanker Bartender 1204 SCRNAME Tanker Merchant 1207 SCRNAME Emitter 1208 SCRNAME Emitter 1209 SCRNAME Emitter 1210 SCRNAME Emitter 1211 SCRNAME Fallout 2 Hintbook 1214 SCRNAME Guard 1215 SCRNAME Prospector 1216 SCRNAME Bootleggers 1218 SCRNAME Dan 1219 SCRNAME Shitty Comedian 1220 SCRNAME Trashcan Singer 1221 SCRNAME Map Script 1223 SCRNAME Grave 1224 SCRNAME Coffin Willie 1225 SCRNAME Keyless entry computer 1226 SCRNAME Keyless entry Door 1227 SCRNAME Computer 1228 SCRNAME Kohl 1229 SCRNAME Child 1230 SCRNAME Cook 1231 SCRNAME Turret 1232 SCRNAME Brian 1233 SCRNAME Generator 1234 SCRNAME Console 1235 SCRNAME Giant Ant 1236 SCRNAME Giant Ant 1237 SCRNAME Door 1239 SCRNAME Box 1240 SCRNAME Eric 1242 SCRNAME Box 1243 SCRNAME Giant Scorpion 1244 SCRNAME Jane 1246 SCRNAME Map Script 1247 SCRNAME Dermal Pip Boy 1248 SCRNAME Pooch 1249 SCRNAME Rattray 1250 SCRNAME Spouse 1251 SCRNAME LoPan Guard 1252 SCRNAME Map Script 1253 SCRNAME Door 1254 SCRNAME Cybernetic Dog 1255 SCRNAME Luke 1256 SCRNAME Joshua 1257 SCRNAME Gate 1258 SCRNAME Matt 1259 SCRNAME Door 1260 SCRNAME Guard 1261 SCRNAME Door 1262 SCRNAME Computer 1263 SCRNAME Terminal 1264 SCRNAME Turret 1265 SCRNAME Chuck Stodgers 1267 SCRNAME Terminal 1268 SCRNAME Gang Thug 1269 SCRNAME Cheater 1271 SCRNAME Peasant 1272 SCRNAME The Lavender Flower 1273 SCRNAME Radscorpion 1274 SCRNAME Professor 1275 SCRNAME Box 1276 SCRNAME Box 1277 SCRNAME Seymour 1278 SCRNAME John Sullivan 1279 SCRNAME Lumpy 1283 SCRNAME Guard 1286 SCRNAME Typhon 1287 SCRNAME Bodyguard 1288 SCRNAME Map Script 1289 SCRNAME Locker 1290 SCRNAME Well 1291 SCRNAME Micky 1292 SCRNAME Turret 1293 SCRNAME Old Ghoul 1294 SCRNAME Henchman 1295 SCRNAME Elmo 1296 SCRNAME Toilet 1297 SCRNAME Cross 1298 SCRNAME Plow 1299 SCRNAME Plow 1300 SCRNAME Scorpion 1301 SCRNAME Generator 1302 SCRNAME Door 1303 SCRNAME Door 1304 SCRNAME Medical Pip Boy 1305 SCRNAME Locker 1306 SCRNAME Locker 1307 SCRNAME Locker 1308 SCRNAME Locker 1309 SCRNAME Locker 1310 SCRNAME Locker 1311 SCRNAME Locker 1312 SCRNAME Locker 1313 SCRNAME Locker 1314 SCRNAME Locker 1315 SCRNAME Locker 1316 SCRNAME Locker 1317 SCRNAME Locker 1318 SCRNAME Locker 1319 SCRNAME Locker 1320 SCRNAME Locker 1321 SCRNAME Locker 1322 SCRNAME Locker 1323 SCRNAME Locker 1324 SCRNAME Locker 1325 SCRNAME Map Script 1326 SCRNAME You can't see me 1327 SCRNAME Tin Woodsman 1328 SCRNAME Map Script 1329 SCRNAME Stone Formation 1331 SCRNAME Terminal 1332 SCRNAME Locker 1334 SCRNAME Map Script 1335 SCRNAME Security Bot 1336 SCRNAME Security Bot 1337 SCRNAME Locker 1338 SCRNAME Locker 1339 SCRNAME Locker 1340 SCRNAME Locker 1341 SCRNAME Locker 1342 SCRNAME Locker 1343 SCRNAME Locker 1344 SCRNAME Locker 1345 SCRNAME Locker 1346 SCRNAME Locker 1347 SCRNAME Locker 1348 SCRNAME Locker 1349 SCRNAME Locker 1350 SCRNAME Locker 1351 SCRNAME Locker 1352 SCRNAME Locker 1353 SCRNAME Locker 1354 SCRNAME Locker 1355 SCRNAME Locker 1356 SCRNAME Locker 1357 SCRNAME Dock Squatter 1358 SCRNAME Dock Kid 1359 SCRNAME Map Script 1360 SCRNAME Percy Crump 1361 SCRNAME Box 1362 SCRNAME Box 1363 SCRNAME Door 1364 SCRNAME The Great Ananias 1365 SCRNAME Map Script 1366 SCRNAME Unwashed Villager 1367 SCRNAME Spammer 1368 SCRNAME Map 1369 SCRNAME Map Script 1370 SCRNAME Map Script 1371 SCRNAME Map Script 1372 SCRNAME Map Script 1373 SCRNAME Nuka-Cola Machine 1374 SCRNAME Dock 1375 SCRNAME Door 1376 SCRNAME Land Mine 1377 SCRNAME Land Mine 1378 SCRNAME Your Ex 1379 SCRNAME Mel 1380 SCRNAME Vent 1381 SCRNAME Kevin 1382 SCRNAME Alarm 1383 SCRNAME Locker 1384 SCRNAME Locker 1385 SCRNAME Locker 1394 SCRNAME Bootlegger 1397 SCRNAME Carny Kid 1400 SCRNAME Mine 1401 SCRNAME Locker 1402 SCRNAME Door 100 SCROBO You see a strange half-dog, half-metal thing. It appears to be activated. 101 SCROBO It's Robodog! Everybody's favorite pet! 102 SCROBO Either this thing is some horrible stitched together combination of dog and machine or it's all machine, cunningly done to look like a dog. It's hard to tell. 103 SCROBO Arf! <click> Woof! 104 SCROBO ...bzzzzzz... 105 SCROBO .whirrrrr...I am not a Daggit. 106 SCROBO Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-- 107 SCROBO Woof! Wo-wo-wo-<click>woof. 108 SCROBO <sprzzzt> Meow...error. 109 SCROBO Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark! 110 SCROBO Grrr... 111 SCROBO How-woooo! <click-click> How-wooo! 112 SCROBO Yipe! Yipe! Yipe! 113 SCROBO Danger! Danger! 114 SCROBO Rowf! <tick-tick-tick> Rowf! 115 SCROBO <whirrr> Not bird, nor plane, nor even frog, just lil' old me - Robodog!<click> 116 SCROBO Rooby-Doo! 117 SCROBO Ee-bee-dee-bee-ee-bee-dee-bee! 118 SCROBO Woof! 119 SCROBO GRRR-ROWF! 120 SCROBO Arf-arf-arf-arf-arf-arf-arf! 121 SCROBO OK 122 SCROBO I don't think I want to rejoin you just yet. Goodbye. 123 SCROBO Rowf? <boing> Raggy? 124 SCROBO How are you? 125 SCROBO I need you to wait here until I come back. 126 SCROBO That's it for now. 127 SCROBO <click> whimper 128 SCROBO Never mind. 129 SCROBO OK 130 SCROBO HP: 131 SCROBO Cyberdog can't be repaired anymore at this time. 132 SCROBO Cyberdog has been repaired some. 133 SCROBO Cyberdog is all fixed now. 1000 SCROBO Woof! Wo-wo-wo-<click>woof? 1100 SCROBO Arf! <click> Woof! 1200 SCROBO Rowf? <boing> Raggy? 1300 SCROBO <click> whimper. 1400 SCROBO How-woooo! <click-click> How-wooo! 1500 SCROBO Ee-bee-dee-bee-ee-bee-dee-bee! 1600 SCROBO Sure thing, I'll put it away. 1700 SCROBO Arf-arf proximity set to close. 1800 SCROBO Arf-arf proximity set to medium. 1900 SCROBO Arf-arf proximity set to far. 2000 SCROBO .whirrrrr...I am not a Daggit. 2100 SCROBO GRRR-ROWF! 2200 SCROBO Woof! Wo-wo-wo-<click>woof? 100 SCRONDO You see a man in grease-stained clothes, probably a mechanic. 101 SCRONDO It's Rondo, owner of this joint. 102 SCRONDO You think he's a mechanic, but he is wearing a sidearm which does seem a little odd. 103 SCRONDO Greetings, ranger. Time's been good, I hope. 104 SCRONDO Someday we'll wipe out those slavers. 105 SCRONDO Well (player name), the rest are in back. 106 SCRONDO Sorry, we're out of business. 107 SCRONDO This is private property. Do you mind? 108 SCRONDO I'm not taking any more work right now, okay? 109 SCRONDO Hey, bastard, you shouldn't mess with the Rangers. 100 SCSALBOB You see an old grubby man with stringy hair. 101 SCSALBOB It's the guy they call Saltbeef Bob 102 SCSALBOB He's got about three teeth and a face criss-crossed with the little veins of a drunkard. He smells bad too. 103 SCSALBOB Howdy, stranger! 104 SCSALBOB Gruh? 105 SCSALBOB Who are you? 106 SCSALBOB Name's Bob. Saltbeef Bob, yep. How about you? 107 SCSALBOB What'd you say your name was again, stranger? I'm Saltbeef Bob. 108 SCSALBOB [Player name] 109 SCSALBOB Saltbeef? What kind of name is that? 110 SCSALBOB What are you doing here? 111 SCSALBOB That's a right fine name, yep. Say, you wouldn't have a drink on ya, pardner? 112 SCSALBOB Yes. 113 SCSALBOB No. 114 SCSALBOB Get away from me, you stinking bum! 115 SCSALBOB Well, there warn't no need to be rude about it. Just wanted a little sip, see. Steady my nerves... 116 SCSALBOB Hoo-wee! Sounds like you got yerself some mighty fine hooch there! Say, hows about sharing a little? Just a little sip. 117 SCSALBOB Drink! Good! 118 SCSALBOB Grrrg! 119 SCSALBOB Easy, pardner! Can't blame a man fer asking, can ya? I'll just leave you be then. 120 SCSALBOB (Gulp, gulp, gulp) Aaaahhhh! That's right fine of you, stranger! Fine person, indeed. Kind a man should have as his pardner. (Gulp) Did I ever tell you about the time I made my big strike? 121 SCSALBOB No? 122 SCSALBOB Hey, quit drinking all my booze! 123 SCSALBOB Rahhhg! 124 SCSALBOB It was back in '78 and me and Bessie - best 'bot a man ever had - we was u-ra-ni-um prospecting west o' here. We hadn't turned up a rad's worth o' beans when all of a sudden five - no, I'm sure it was ten - deathclaws jumped us. 125 SCSALBOB They fought like hellcats. I fired so much I melted down my rifle barrel and was going at 'em knife to claw when old Bessie finally fused her last circuit board. Well, I tried to save her, but it warn't no use. Finally had to cut and run, keeping 'em off with rocks all the way. 126 SCSALBOB Well, things looked bad when I stumbled into this cave. Thought I was a goner fer sure. Figured it was their lair - but I had me my torch so I went inside. Hoo-wee, it was a deep cave. And that's when I saw it. 127 SCSALBOB It was a great big door, like them kinds you see in the old video flics. Big and made o' steel. An on it was carved a great, big 13! 128 SCSALBOB I knew I'd found it, the mother lode, the Vault 13. I sat right down and made me a map. Damn near died getting out o' there, past them deathclaws and then the sun o' the desert and no water. 129 SCSALBOB By the time I staggered into Shady Sands, I was mostly dead. Took me to the doc and fixed me up, but that doc stole my map. I knows it and that's all I gots to say. 130 SCSALBOB (Continue) 131 SCSALBOB Tarnation, it's a good and honest name, is what it is! The boys let me do some cooking around here and if you weren't such a tinhorn you'd know that and know to respect yer elders. 132 SCSALBOB Sorry, old-timer didn't mean to rile you. 133 SCSALBOB Well bite me, old timer! 134 SCSALBOB Rile me? Rile me! You ain't seen me riled yet! Now jes' git outta my sight before you gets me really upset! Gwan! Git! 135 SCSALBOB Well bite me, too! Now yer talking. Don't take no lip from nobody, pardner! Say, you got any hooch on ya? Just a little sip? 136 SCSALBOB Yes. 137 SCSALBOB No. 138 SCSALBOB Get away from me you, stinking bum! 139 SCSALBOB Hee, hee, hee! It's mine now, pardner. You'll jes' have to find yer own! 140 SCSALBOB Boss let's me stay here. I run this stable! Do a little cleaning, keep a square camp. 141 SCSALBOB Saltbeef? What kind of name is that? 142 SCSALBOB Pleased to meet you. I'm 143 SCSALBOB Hell and thunder, you again? Git yer scrawny ass outta my sight! 144 SCSALBOB Bite me! 145 SCSALBOB You're a fiesty one, old timer 146 SCSALBOB Damn right I am! You don't have a little drink on you, do you now? Fer an old man. 147 SCSALBOB Yes. 148 SCSALBOB No. 149 SCSALBOB Get away from me you stinking bum! 100 SCSHERIF You see a gray haired man in the uniform of the NCR police. 101 SCSHERIF It's the sheriff of NCR. 102 SCSHERIF This guy's about as regulation as they come - crew cut and square-jawed, a real no-nonsense kind of guy. 103 SCSHERIF Welcome to NCR, stranger. Name's Dumont - Sheriff Dumont. Hope you're having a nice peaceful time here. 104 SCSHERIF Take a word of advice from Sheriff Dumont, stranger - this town don't care for your kind. Any trouble and I come down hard. Now, is there anything I can do for you? 105 SCSHERIF Hello again. Anything I can do for you? 106 SCSHERIF Well, spit it out. 107 SCSHERIF Urrrgh. 108 SCSHERIF I'm looking for Vault 13. Do you know where it is? 109 SCSHERIF Do you have a GECK? 110 SCSHERIF I'm looking for some honest work. Can you help me? 111 SCSHERIF Oh, fine. Everything's been just peachy. 112 SCSHERIF Primitive, eh? You. Questions? Ask me. Okay? 113 SCSHERIF Vault 13? 114 SCSHERIF GECK? 115 SCSHERIF Okay. 116 SCSHERIF No, I don't. That's something even President Tandi would like to know. Solve a lot of problems. 117 SCSHERIF Problems? 118 SCSHERIF President Tandi? 119 SCSHERIF Great. Just my luck. Thanks. 120 SCSHERIF Listen, I lead a clean and wholesome life! I don't have GECK or anything else. 121 SCSHERIF So-rry! What do you know about Vault 13? 122 SCSHERIF We'll just forget I asked. I'll leave you alone now. 123 SCSHERIF I can think of a couple of things, if you're really interested. 124 SCSHERIF You're joking right? After what you did with Jack? I suppose you could find some steady work. 125 SCSHERIF Like what? 126 SCSHERIF No, let's just change the subject. 127 SCSHERIF Forget it, I've changed my mind. Goodbye. 128 SCSHERIF No Vault 13. Vault 15, yes. 129 SCSHERIF Fif-teen? 130 SCSHERIF No. Thir-teen! 131 SCSHERIF Yes, 15! You talk Tandi. Big chief NCR. Tandi know Vault. Want help. You go Tandi. 132 SCSHERIF Tandi? 133 SCSHERIF No go. Want 13! 134 SCSHERIF Lis-ten. No Vault 13. No find. No see. No 13. Vault 15 - people find. People live Vault 15. You understand? 135 SCSHERIF No thir-teen? Fif-teen? 136 SCSHERIF NO. WANT THIRTEEN! 137 SCSHERIF Arrgh! THERE IS NO 13, YOU DUMB BOX OF ROCKS! No 13. No find. Never! Ever! 138 SCSHERIF Tandi big chief. Tandi want help. You talk to Tandi. Go Con-gress house. Okay? 139 SCSHERIF GECK? 140 SCSHERIF Okay. 141 SCSHERIF No GECK. Me healthy. Not sick. 142 SCSHERIF Vault 13? 143 SCSHERIF Okay. 144 SCSHERIF Look around you. NCR's a growing place. We need parts, computers, whatnot. Been a problem ever since those squatters moved into Vault 15. 145 SCSHERIF Vault 15? Squatters? What's going on? 146 SCSHERIF What's this about President Tandi? 147 SCSHERIF Thanks for the info. 148 SCSHERIF President of NCR, who else? Things have got her so worried she even asked to borrow one of my deputies for a special mission. Hated to turn her down, but I can't spare the manpower. 149 SCSHERIF How about me? Maybe you could recommend me. 150 SCSHERIF Hmm. Tough life, I guess. 151 SCSHERIF You? Hmmm....I couldn't. Don't even know you - but she's looking to hire somebody so you can go talk to her yourself. Her office is in the Hall of Congress. 152 SCSHERIF Thanks. I'll do that. 153 SCSHERIF Know anything about a GECK? 154 SCSHERIF Well, that's damn fine of you, stranger - and damn presumptuous, too. I don't know you from Adam and Eve and I don't like the way you look! I'm not recommending you to anybody. Now, I got work to do. 155 SCSHERIF Well, there's Duppo at the Stockmen's. He does the hiring for the brahmin drives. Then there's Mr. Westin. If you talk to him, tell him I sent you. Even President Tandi's been asking around for some help. 156 SCSHERIF Duppo up at the Stockmen's Association wrangles hands for the brahmin drives. Go try him. 157 SCSHERIF Westin? 158 SCSHERIF President Tandi? 159 SCSHERIF Got to go. 160 SCSHERIF Roger Westin. His spread's just out the west gate. He's been having some problem with varmits. He'd take care of it himself, but his health ain't what it used to be. Bad ticker, Doc Jubilee says. 161 SCSHERIF Yeah? 162 SCSHERIF Any work to be had in this town? 163 SCSHERIF Never mind. I'm going. 164 SCSHERIF Just make sure things stay that way. Goodbye. 165 SCSHERIF That's a damn fine piece of work you did with old Jack, stranger. As the sheriff, I'll take if from here. 166 SCSHERIF He's all yours. 167 SCSHERIF What about a reward? 168 SCSHERIF Well, I can't say that I've got any reward money to give. Best I can do is my thanks. 169 SCSHERIF Wait. I've got some questions. 170 SCSHERIF Oh, I understand all right. 171 SCSHERIF Sorry, can't talk right now. I'm already late for the coroner's inquest. Seems pretty clear cut to me. 172 SCSHERIF Sorry, no crime, no time. 173 SCSHERIF Desert rats. You got to understand � this town traces its roots back to 15. Seems there was some trouble there a long time ago and the survivors founded Shady Sands. So by right, Vault 15 is our property. Few years back some squatters moved in and there�s been trouble ever since. You should talk to Tandi about it. 174 SCSHERIF Tandi? 175 SCSHERIF I�ll take that under advisement. 176 SCSHERIF There is no more work that I am aware of. 177 SCSHERIF Duppo up at the Stockmen's Association wrangles hands for the brahmin drives. President Tandi's been asking around for some help. 178 SCSHERIF Anyone else of your stature would be leaving town, much less look for work. 100 SCSKEETE You see a thin-looking punk. 101 SCSKEETE It's Doofus, the car hop. 102 SCSKEETE This guy's a ragged little weed, full twitches and tics, no doubt a reliance on something. 103 SCSKEETE That's fine transport, man, truly fine! Oh man, I am the one for you - watch your car, keep it safe from the bedbugs. Five bucks, no problem. Five bucks and Doofus is on the job! Never sleep - 24 hour, always there, man. 104 SCSKEETE I am the car hop, man. I watch cars - $5. Nobody touches them, cause Doofus's on the job. 105 SCSKEETE Right, sure man. 106 SCSKEETE So man, you want my protection? 107 SCSKEETE Good. Do.. 108 SCSKEETE No. You no touch. 109 SCSKEETE I am not a man! 110 SCSKEETE What place is this? 111 SCSKEETE Deal. $5 - you watch the car. 112 SCSKEETE Get lost, skuzz! 113 SCSKEETE Whoa man, there's like this giant talking to me! Is that so cool or what? 114 SCSKEETE Gurg? 115 SCSKEETE I am not a man! 116 SCSKEETE What place is this? 117 SCSKEETE That's right. I'm a really powerful giant! You will obey me. 118 SCSKEETE Useless junkie - get lost! 119 SCSKEETE What do you want with Doofus, man? 120 SCSKEETE Whoa, we met before? What can I do for you? 121 SCSKEETE Right, sure man. 122 SCSKEETE Squa? 123 SCSKEETE I am not a man! 124 SCSKEETE What do you do? 125 SCSKEETE What is this place? 126 SCSKEETE Nothing. Thought you were somebody else. Bye. 127 SCSKEETE Whoa, man, I warned you. Bad place. Bad folks around here. Heard your transport got jacked. 128 SCSKEETE Brak? 129 SCSKEETE How did you know? 130 SCSKEETE Great. Thanks. Fine. 131 SCSKEETE Doofus will perform, man. Not even a fly is gonna land his shit on your au-to-mo-bile! 132 SCSKEETE What is this place? 133 SCSKEETE Good. Shut up. 134 SCSKEETE If you ain't got the jack, just get the fuck out of here! I got important things to do. 135 SCSKEETE Hey man, Doofus warned you. 136 SCSKEETE Fuck you. I not answering your questions. 137 SCSKEETE What is this place? 138 SCSKEETE Goodbye 139 SCSKEETE Bye-bye. 140 SCSKEETE Whoa, thought communication! I'm picking up mental vibes! Okay, let me try... uhhh.... Uhhh... 141 SCSKEETE Yes? 142 SCSKEETE No? 143 SCSKEETE You are a goddamn head case! I'm out of here. 144 SCSKEETE This is the NCR - the high, mighty, righteous, absolutely and always correct New California Republic. They are the ones who will lead people like us out of the wasteland and into the new and perfect future. Can you dig it? 145 SCSKEETE Let's get this business finished 146 SCSKEETE Yeah, thanks. Goodbye. 147 SCSKEETE Gurg, ladal spaf! 148 SCSKEETE TAK! 149 SCSKEETE Doof? Ganya kulk zar! 150 SCSKEETE Right - obey the giant, man. It the way things are supposed to be. What should I do, giant? 151 SCSKEETE Man that's a lot. Giant, I'm Doofus and I'm a car hop and I'm supposed to watch cars that people bring here, but, you know, I got this...thing, see, and sometimes I need a little extra money and stuff, see? 152 SCSKEETE Yeah, right. So like sometimes I'm a little short and I got my needs, understand, like when I start feeling sick, so I gotta score me some caps or something, so I'll go talk to Merk. 153 SCSKEETE Man, Merk's the man. He's got action and stuff. Sometimes he'll let me get sleep at the Rawhide after closing. But then he wants me to do little favors. 154 SCSKEETE I'm getting to that - wow, the colors, man! Merk he sometimes wants stuff from cars I watch. But I fool him! 155 SCSKEETE See I only take from the cars I ain't paid to watch. He thinks I'm jacking my customers, but I don't do that. Man, I got to quit talking. I'm like seeing things...oh, man, the glow. It's all about glowing. 156 SCSKEETE Give me all your stuff. 157 SCSKEETE Tell me what you know. 158 SCSKEETE That's enough, I can't take any more. 159 SCSKEETE Oh, just shut up you dumb shit! 160 SCSKEETE Bye-bye. 161 SCSKEETE Oh, you know. Sometimes I hear things. I hear a lot; can't always remember it right. 162 SCSKEETE $50 bucks says you remember it right. 163 SCSKEETE Remember or I blow your fucking head off. 164 SCSKEETE Screw this. I don't have time to waste with a junkie. 165 SCSKEETE That's right, man. Go see Merk. He's always got things that need doing. 166 SCSKEETE Go bye-bye! 167 SCSKEETE Oh man, you blew it! Merk's not going to be happy when he hears this. 168 SCSKEETE Goodbye, dope-head 169 SCSKEETE Okay! Look it was Merk's crew. They were jacking cars last night. Ask around and you might find them. 170 SCSKEETE You lie, me kill. 171 SCSKEETE Don't be lying. I'll be back if you are. 172 SCSKEETE Sure. You've got me terrified. 173 SCSKEETE $50 bucks says you remember it right. 174 SCSKEETE Bite me, stupid man. 175 SCSKEETE Bite me. I'm out of here. 176 SCSKEETE Need a car watched? No problem. I can do that. 177 SCSKEETE Yeah, I WatCH cars, yeah, CARS...CARS..yeah, cars...! 178 SCSKEETE LA LA LA LA CARS, hey gimme a Car and I'LL WATCH IT.. 179 SCSKEETE WATCH watch watch WATCH watch WATch WHHAATCH watch 180 SCSKEETE Wrote a song about it wana here it here it goes 181 SCSKEETE Cars CARRS CARS Cars KARS KKKARS Cars CATS 182 SCSKEETE Kats?! Yeah, I can watch cats too. Anyone have a CAT!! 183 SCSKEETE I LIKE CATS THE WORD SOUNDS LIKE CAR AND THATS WHAT I WATCH! 184 SCSKEETE You like cars I WATCH'EM like a hawk with litty beady eyes. 185 SCSKEETE Never get out ub my site I be watchen em somtimes people talk but I just keep watchn 186 SCSKEETE Yeah, I am fine. YEAH, IM FINE, yeah. 100 SCSLAVES You see a miserable wretch of human being. 101 SCSLAVES You still see a miserable wretch of a human being. 102 SCSLAVES You see a really, really miserable wretch of a human being. Why are you staring? 103 SCSLAVES Help me! Please, don't turn your back on me. 104 SCSLAVES My master says I shouldn't talk to anybody. 105 SCSLAVES Let me tell you something - my master's a real asshole. 106 SCSLAVES Really, I don't mind being a slave. It's a good life - I get meals and my mistress is pretty good to me. 107 SCSLAVES Go away! Leave me alone! 108 SCSLAVES You! You've got to help us! Overthrow the oppressors! 109 SCSLAVES Don't talk to me! I don't want another beating. 110 SCSLAVES Slavery is just a mental construct. After all, are you really free? 111 SCSLAVES No more! Please, not the House of Pain! 112 SCSLAVES Stay away from me! 113 SCSLAVES Monster! You and your kind did this to me! 114 SCSLAVES The judgement of the Almighty shall fall upon you! 115 SCSLAVES I obey your every word. 116 SCSLAVES And the meek shall inherit the earth. 117 SCSLAVES I'll be good. I'm a good slave. 118 SCSLAVES Freedom! Sweet blessed freedom! 119 SCSLAVES Look what you've done - you've ruined my life! 120 SCSLAVES Can't stop. Gotta run. Can't let them catch me. 121 SCSLAVES Shit! I doomed - they're gonna hunt me down and kill me. 122 SCSLAVES Where do I go now? What do I do? 123 SCSLAVES Thanks a lot. Now I got some slaver blood to spill. 100 SCSLVGRD Big guy - gun -- standing around. Guard. 101 SCSLVGRD Still a guard. 102 SCSLVGRD He's got a slaver tattoo on his forehead, which doesn't make him look any brighter. 103 SCSLVGRD Talk to Mr. Vortis, not me. 104 SCSLVGRD Uhh... 105 SCSLVGRD You got questions? Talk to Vortis. 106 SCSLVGRD You give us trouble, that's what I'm here for. Understand? 107 SCSLVGRD Well, we got ourselves an intruder. 108 SCSLVGRD Sound the alarm. Intruder on the premises! 109 SCSLVGRD Mr. Vortis - raiders! 110 SCSLVGRD Oh, you've made a big mistake. 100 SCSLVOVR You see a stocky man with a submachine gun slung under his arm. 101 SCSLVOVR It's the slave overseer. 102 SCSLVOVR Well, from his tattoo you know he's a slaver. Looks like he's in charge of the guards around here. 103 SCSLVOVR What the hell are you? Some kind of burglar? 104 SCSLVOVR NCR meddling do-gooder! I got a cure for you. 105 SCSLVOVR Vortis, we've got an intruder! 106 SCSLVOVR Guards! Alert! 107 SCSLVOVR What do you want? 108 SCSLVOVR Kurg? 109 SCSLVOVR What is this place? 110 SCSLVOVR The Rangers sent me. 111 SCSLVOVR I'm looking for the owner. 112 SCSLVOVR Brother slaver, I've got a few questions. 113 SCSLVOVR Sorry, wrong guy. 114 SCSLVOVR Go on, get out of here. I've already got enough idiot guards! 115 SCSLVOVR What are you chump, blind? This is a slave pen. You want to know more, talk to Vortis. 116 SCSLVOVR It that so? Well, I'm sending you back in a body bag. 117 SCSLVOVR That'd be Vortis, the old guy. 118 SCSLVOVR Thanks. Say, you seem like a bright guy. I'll bet you can help me out with a few questions 119 SCSLVOVR The old guy, eh? Okay. 120 SCSLVOVR Well now, you put it that way, I can't really say no. What's on your mind? 121 SCSLVOVR Thanks, stranger. 122 SCSLVOVR I know more than old Vortis gives me credit for, you know. 123 SCSLVOVR Well, I've done a lot more than most people suspect. Like this job, though. It's nice and cushy. 124 SCSLVOVR Whatever. 125 SCSLVOVR What's the deal with these Rangers I hear about? 126 SCSLVOVR I'm looking for Vault 13. Ever hear of it? 127 SCSLVOVR Ever hear of a GECK? 128 SCSLVOVR Know anything about an outfit called the Enclave? 129 SCSLVOVR I'm looking for work. Know anybody who's hiring? 130 SCSLVOVR Forget it. I don't want to take up your time. 131 SCSLVOVR Those bastards killed my brother and then said it was for the good of the people! I want them dead. If you can help, talk to Vortis. 132 SCSLVOVR Sounds like a good idea to me. 133 SCSLVOVR Vortis, eh? You're a fountain of wisdom. What else do you know? 134 SCSLVOVR Right. Think I'll do that right now. 135 SCSLVOVR Everybody's heard of Vault 13. When I was a kid, me and my friends used to go prospecting for it. Supposed to be east of here, so we searched everything but never did find it. 136 SCSLVOVR I'm sure you tried hard. I'd like to ask some more questions, since you know so much. 137 SCSLVOVR Well, I got to go. 138 SCSLVOVR GECK, eh? Back when I was studying Vault tech, I read about those. Supposedly every vault got one and it was supposed to be the first thing used once a vault got opened. They say that's how Shady Sands got its start - from a GECK. That help at all? 139 SCSLVOVR You studied vault tech? Impressive. Say, I got some more questions for you. 140 SCSLVOVR Well, I got to go. 141 SCSLVOVR The Enclave.... You know, there's a doc in town, goes by the name of Henry. One night when he was drunk he started going on about some guys he called the Enclave. 142 SCSLVOVR That's just what I needed to know. You are a well-informed man. 143 SCSLVOVR That's all I need bother you with. Thanks. 144 SCSLVOVR Me, I'm always on the lookout - problem is, nobody ever wants to hire a slaver anymore. Vortis, my boss, has got something hush-hush. And in town the ranchers at the Stockmen's Association are always hiring plus Dorothy can always use a hand at the powerplant if you got skills. Word is even President Tandi's looking for a specialist. 145 SCSLVOVR Man, you know a lot. I could spend all day asking you questions. 146 SCSLVOVR Well, I'll get right on these leads. 147 SCSLVOVR You cut their... you knows... off for me, okay? 148 SCSLVOVR No problem. There's some other stuff I'd like to know, though. 149 SCSLVOVR I'll take care of them, don't worry. 100 SCTOTO It's a big robot with tools and stuff. 101 SCTOTO That's Toto, Dorothy's maintainence robot. 102 SCTOTO It's a robot, maintainence model. 103 SCTOTO Bzzz...Arf, arf!...Bzzt. Click... Arf! 104 SCTOTO Woof. Woof. 105 SCTOTO (Pant, pant) Bzzt...Woof. Grrrrrr. 100 SCVORTIS You see a scrawny old guy with a pen stuck behind his ear and spectacles balanced on the end of his nose. 101 SCVORTIS It's Vortis, the owner of this slave pen. 102 SCVORTIS He's got about three teeth. His fingers and shirt are stained with blue ink. There's a really faded slaver's tattoo on his forehead. 103 SCVORTIS So what do you want? 104 SCVORTIS Brother, welcome to Vortis' hall. How can I help you? 105 SCVORTIS You're starting to annoy me. 106 SCVORTIS This place is my place and I, Vortis, run an honest and legitimate busines no matter what anybody in NCR tells you. Since NCR doesn't allow slaves inside the gates, I mind them for folks who've got business inside. 107 SCVORTIS What are you, dense? This is a slave pen. I got licenses for it. 109 SCVORTIS Just got some questions. 110 SCVORTIS I'm looking for work. 111 SCVORTIS Uh? 112 SCVORTIS Not outhouse? Me go away. 113 SCVORTIS What's this place do? 114 SCVORTIS Nothing. Wrong place. 115 SCVORTIS Oh, look - the goody two-shoes, lollipop kid. Boys, escort this hypocritical paragon of saintly virtue out of my sight! 116 SCVORTIS Fuck this. 117 SCVORTIS Well? 118 SCVORTIS I'm looking for Vault 13. 119 SCVORTIS Do you have a GECK? 120 SCVORTIS What can you tell me about this town? 121 SCVORTIS You're slaver scum! Why shouldn't I kill you? 122 SCVORTIS I heard there's these guys - New California Rangers. They been giving you any trouble? 123 SCVORTIS Mind if I have a look around? 124 SCVORTIS Work? Well...there might be something. You ever hear of the New California Rangers? 125 SCVORTIS Yes. 126 SCVORTIS No. 127 SCVORTIS Fuck you. Boys, escort this annoying crud out of my sight. 128 SCVORTIS Bite me! 129 SCVORTIS Vault 13! Get outta here. Damn place is a myth. Vault 13, my ass. 130 SCVORTIS Another question... 131 SCVORTIS Well, thanks for nothing. 132 SCVORTIS A what? Well, whatever it is, I ain't got it. 133 SCVORTIS Another question... 134 SCVORTIS Well, thanks for nothing. 135 SCVORTIS New California Republic - nothing but temperance types and merchants. Got a bug about slavers and slavery, but what the hell, it makes my business. 136 SCVORTIS Another question... 137 SCVORTIS Thanks, got to go. 138 SCVORTIS Somebody steered you wrong. I don't have no trouble with nobody - especially not no Rangers. I'm all legal, so there ain't nothing on me. 139 SCVORTIS Another question... 140 SCVORTIS Whatever you say. I'll be going. 141 SCVORTIS Yeah, I may have some feelings about the Rangers. You looking for work? 142 SCVORTIS Yes. 143 SCVORTIS No. 144 SCVORTIS No, you may not go nosing around, shit-for-brains! This ain't a museum! 145 SCVORTIS Another question... 146 SCVORTIS You're too touchy for me. I'm leaving. 147 SCVORTIS Well then, you should know some folks see them as a potential problem. It would be extremely useful if we had a map of their safe houses through the north - New Reno, Klamath, wherever. I'd be willing to pay, oh say, $500 for something like that. You think you could get that for me? 148 SCVORTIS Sure. 149 SCVORTIS I don't think so. 150 SCVORTIS Let me tell you, then. These Rangers have got it in their heads to wipe out slavery and slavers - by force. They've been creating a lot of trouble for hard working folks. 151 SCVORTIS They work in secret, especially up north. 152 SCVORTIS Jeez, I got to spell this out for you? They raid slavers, drive off the stock, and smuggle 'em down south to NCR lands where slavery's illegal. So you interested? 153 SCVORTIS There is no "and"! You want the job or not? 154 SCVORTIS And? 155 SCVORTIS So what you want me to do? 156 SCVORTIS Fine. When you get me a map, I'll be here. 157 SCVORTIS Where am I going to find a map? 158 SCVORTIS Okay, I got some other questions, though. 159 SCVORTIS I'm on it. I'll see you then. 160 SCVORTIS How the hell should I know!? If I knew, I'd have it, wouldn't I? Look, there's supposed to be a cell in town. Find them and see what you can do. 161 SCVORTIS Just a few more questions. 162 SCVORTIS Alright. I'll be back. 163 SCVORTIS You're back again. Did you get that map? 164 SCVORTIS Yes. 165 SCVORTIS No 166 SCVORTIS I'm still waiting for you to finish the first job! 167 SCVORTIS Oh yeah, I forgot 168 SCVORTIS Not since you did your job. Thanks. 169 SCVORTIS Just a question or two. 170 SCVORTIS No problem. Bye. 171 SCVORTIS Good work. Now you best make yourself scarce, in case those Rangers ever wise up. 172 SCVORTIS Pleasure doing business. 173 SCVORTIS Well don't hang around here, you moron! Somebody'll get suspicious. 174 SCVORTIS All right, I get the hint. 175 SCVORTIS What the fuck? Guards! We got an intruder! 176 SCVORTIS Go in there and I'll blow your head off. Understand? 100 SCWESGRD You see a guard. 101 SCWESGRD You see Grant, the guard 102 SCWESGRD You see a guard. His armor and weapons are in excellent condition. 103 SCWESGRD This is private property, please move along. 104 SCWESGRD Who live here? 105 SCWESGRD Ok, me go. 106 SCWESGRD Excuse me but who lives here? 107 SCWESGRD All right, I'll be going. 108 SCWESGRD Are you ready to leave? 109 SCWESGRD Me want go. 110 SCWESGRD No, me stay. 111 SCWESGRD Yes, I need to be going now. 112 SCWESGRD No, I'll hang around a bit longer. 113 SCWESGRD This is Westin Ranch, home of councilman Westin. 114 SCWESGRD Me need see. 115 SCWESGRD Ok. Bye. 116 SCWESGRD I need to see the councilman, please. 117 SCWESGRD I see. Well, I'll be on my way. 118 SCWESGRD What business do you have with Mr. Westin? 119 SCWESGRD Me need job. 120 SCWESGRD Just want chat. 121 SCWESGRD Uh... 122 SCWESGRD Nevermind. 123 SCWESGRD I'm looking for work and I hear that he's hiring. 124 SCWESGRD I would like to chat with Mr. Westin. 125 SCWESGRD Never mind, I'll come back later. 126 SCWESGRD Hmm... I seem to remember something about work being available. All right, come on in. Don't cause any trouble though, I'll be watching you. 127 SCWESGRD Me thank. 128 SCWESGRD Thanks. 129 SCWESGRD Mr. Westin doesn't just 'chat' with anyone who walks in off the street. If you don't have specific business with him then I suggest you leave until such time as you do. Now please go away. 130 SCWESGRD Done. 131 SCWESGRD (sigh) I've heard that Mr. Westin has a soft spot for people like you. Come on in. 132 SCWESGRD Me thank you. 133 SCWESGRD Yeah, yeah. I am in the middle of something. 134 SCWESGRD Hey, get away from there! 135 SCWESGRD You should ask before you play with things that aren't yours. 136 SCWESGRD Hello. Did you need to see Mr. Westin again? 137 SCWESGRD Yes. 138 SCWESGRD No. 139 SCWESGRD Me have things from Vault City for Mr. Westin. 140 SCWESGRD I have something from Vault City for Mr. Westin. 141 SCWESGRD All right, come on in. Don't cause any trouble though, I'll be watching you. 100 SCWESTIN You see a man dressed in fancy ranch clothes. 101 SCWESTIN It's Councillor Westin. 102 SCWESTIN Silver and turquoise rings, silver belt buckle, pistol at his side, this guy's clearly used to having money and having his own way. 103 SCWESTIN I'm Roger Westin and you can't come barging in here. What do you want? 104 SCWESTIN You again? What do you want? 105 SCWESTIN What do you want? 106 SCWESTIN Duh... 107 SCWESTIN Me look Vault 13? You help? 108 SCWESTIN I'm looking for Vault 13. Can you help me? 109 SCWESTIN I finished your dirty work. 110 SCWESTIN Bad things come. Me scare off. Moo-moos safe. 111 SCWESTIN About your brahmin problem -- looks like all you've got to do is post a man out there. He doesn't even have to do anything, just be there. I know it sounds weird, but it will work. You mentioned some pay? 112 SCWESTIN I'm here about a job. 113 SCWESTIN First Citizen Lynette sends her greetings. She's got something for you. 114 SCWESTIN Bishop sent me. 115 SCWESTIN Oops. 116 SCWESTIN That all? Talk to my foreman, Felix. 117 SCWESTIN You don't understand. I'm here to do a job. 118 SCWESTIN The sheriff suggested I come talk to you personally. 119 SCWESTIN Fine. Be that way. 120 SCWESTIN I should have guessed. What did he promise you - money, chems, or sex? It doesn't matter. You'll never see any of it. 121 SCWESTIN What do you mean? 122 SCWESTIN Shut up. 123 SCWESTIN Oh - simple are you? What a sad thing. It must be a hard cross to bear. Listen - you go, talk to Fee-lix. He give you job. Savvy? 124 SCWESTIN Uh-huh. 125 SCWESTIN What do you think? You know too much. What if you come back to NCR and sell him out - or threaten to? You're as good as dead already. On the other hand, I've got a better offer. 126 SCWESTIN Such as? 127 SCWESTIN I don't believe you. 128 SCWESTIN Take out Bishop instead. I'll pay cash, whatever he was paying plus 50%. How much was it? 129 SCWESTIN (need info from Chris) 130 SCWESTIN (Avellone, that is) 131 SCWESTIN Fine. 132 SCWESTIN Deal. 133 SCWESTIN Too bad for you, old man. 134 SCWESTIN I look forward to hearing from you. Now, go out the way you came. 135 SCWESTIN Excellent. I knew you were the right person. Well, I promised you pay and I do not renege my deals. Here's your money. 136 SCWESTIN Anything else I can do for you? 137 SCWESTIN Thanks. Maybe you can help me out. I'm trying to find Vault 13. 138 SCWESTIN Goodbye. 139 SCWESTIN Dumont recommended you? Well, that's good enough for me. Something or someone has been raiding my brahmin at night. I need to find out what's up. How about going out there and looking into it for me? I'll pay you for your trouble. 140 SCWESTIN Sounds like easy work. I'll do it. 141 SCWESTIN I've decided against it. 142 SCWESTIN Something or someone has been raiding my brahmin at night. I need to find out what's up. How about going out there and looking into it for me? I'll pay you for your trouble. 143 SCWESTIN Sounds like a good idea. I'll do it. 144 SCWESTIN No thanks. Sitting in a field, waiting for some mantoid to show sounds boring. 145 SCWESTIN Excellent. Felix will guide you out there. Now, if you'll excuse me. 146 SCWESTIN Well, maybe I can. I've heard a lot of stories about Tandi and the Vaultdweller. Seems he saved her life years ago before NCR was even founded. Anyway, legend has it that he spent a lot of time exploring a vault east of here. If that isn't vault 13 then maybe you'll find a clue there that will lead you to it. 147 SCWESTIN Ooooh. Good. 148 SCWESTIN Thanks! 149 SCWESTIN Well, maybe I can. However, I need a favor from you first. Something, or someone, has been raiding my brahmin at night. I need to find out what's up. How about going out there and looking into it for me? I'll pay you for it and I'll tell you what I know. 150 SCWESTIN Sounds like a good idea. I'll do it. 151 SCWESTIN No thanks. Sitting in a field, waiting for some mantoid to show sounds boring. 152 SCWESTIN Well, then here you go. Nice to meet you, stranger. 153 SCWESTIN I'm not sure I believe you, but here's your pay. Hell, if you been lying, my boys will find you. I also said I'd give you some information, so here it is. I've heard a lot of stories about Tandi and the Vaultdweller. Seems he saved her life years ago before NCR was even founded. Anyway, legend has it that he spent a lot of time exploring a vault east of here. If that isn't Vault 13 then maybe you'll find a clue there that will lead you to it. 154 SCWESTIN Me tank you! 155 SCWESTIN Thanks. 156 SCWESTIN The 1st Citizen? Excellent, this is what I've been waiting for. Are you a Vault Citizen? 157 SCWESTIN Yes. 158 SCWESTIN No. 159 SCWESTIN And you're a good Citizen, I'm sure. I want you to take this holodisk back to the 1st Citizen. It's important. It has the information she needs to expose this NCR-New Reno plan. 160 SCWESTIN I have some other questions. 161 SCWESTIN Yes, sir. 162 SCWESTIN Well then, that's all. 163 SCWESTIN I have some other questions. 164 SCWESTIN Whatever. 165 SCWESTIN A job. You mean-- 166 SCWESTIN Bishop sent me. Got a little message for you. 167 SCWESTIN Bye-bye and sleep tight, old man. 168 SCWESTIN dollars it is. You do the job, I pay you. You say no, you don't get out of here alive. Well? 169 SCWESTIN Ohh yeah. Well, I was having some problem with varmits, but they stopped coming around. Sorry about that. Try Felix and see if he has anything for you to do. 170 SCWESTIN Ok, thanks. 171 SCWESTIN Ehhh.... I have a bad heart condition... can't take... 172 SCWESTIN Must ..... ttteeeelll Feeellliixx. 173 SCWESTIN Wow, I guess he did have a heart problem. 100 SCWRHAND You see a person wearing dusty work clothes. 101 SCWRHAND One of Westin's ranch hands. 102 SCWRHAND Could be just a ranch hand, but could be a hired killer, too. Certainly looks ready for trouble. 103 SCWRHAND You supposed to be wandering around here? 104 SCWRHAND Talk to Felix if you're looking for a job, stranger. 105 SCWRHAND I'm so sick of brahmin. 106 SCWRHAND I hear the Bishops got it in for our boss. 107 SCWRHAND You wanna talk to somebody, talk to the foreman, Felix. 108 SCWRHAND You ain't with the Bishops are you? 109 SCWRHAND We know it was murder. We catch the snake, his death won't be quick. 110 SCWRHAND Felix swears the Bishops was behind this. Says there's money in it for somebody. 111 SCWRHAND Well, guess it's time to be moving. Things gone to hell around here. 100 SHTANDI You see an elderly woman, lean and weathered. 101 SHTANDI You see Tandi, president of the NCR. 102 SHTANDI You see a tough, self-confident woman. It's clear that she is used to the respect of others. 103 SHTANDI I'm Tandi, president of NCR. My boys tell me you're looking for work. What are you handy at? 104 SHTANDI Me good gun. One of best. 105 SHTANDI Me good talk people. 106 SHTANDI Me good fighter. Kick ass. 107 SHTANDI Me sneaky. Get where want. No see or hear. 108 SHTANDI Me got many talents. 109 SHTANDI Uh, just stuff. 110 SHTANDI I'm good with a gun. One of the best. 111 SHTANDI I've been told, Madame President, that I have a way with words. 112 SHTANDI I'm good at unarmed combat, up close and personal. 113 SHTANDI I'm good at getting to where I need to go without being seen or heard. 114 SHTANDI I have many talents, and they are all at your disposal. 115 SHTANDI Just stuff I guess. 116 SHTANDI Hmmm. You're not quite what I'm looking for. Sure you can handle yourself? 117 SHTANDI Me not know. What job? 118 SHTANDI Me believe in self. Me can do! 119 SHTANDI That depends on the job you're offering. 120 SHTANDI Yes, I'm confident in my abilities and myself. 121 SHTANDI You sound like just what's needed. 122 SHTANDI Good. How me help? 123 SHTANDI Excellent, how can I help you? 124 SHTANDI We need some computer parts from our old base - Vault 15. Problem is there's squatters there who won't let anybody by. Somebody has to convince 'em to let us in - or just bring back the parts. Up for the job? 125 SHTANDI Me no like. Me go. 126 SHTANDI Me do for you. 127 SHTANDI Me been there. Squatters want deal. You teach, you help, they give you vault. 128 SHTANDI Me been there. Me got parts. 129 SHTANDI Me been there. Squatters want deal. You teach, you help, they give you vault. Here parts also. 130 SHTANDI Sorry, this doesn't sound like my line of work. 131 SHTANDI I'd be happy to help you out. 132 SHTANDI I'm interested, but what's the job pay? 133 SHTANDI I've handled most of this already. The squatters want a deal. You help them become self sufficient and they'll give you access to the vault. 134 SHTANDI I've been there and I have the parts you're looking for. 135 SHTANDI I've handled this already. The squatters want a deal. You help them become self sufficient and they'll give you the vault. Also, here are the parts. 136 SHTANDI Hell and thunder... Your choice - but if you change your mind... 137 SHTANDI Done. 138 SHTANDI Fair enough. Do it right and there's a reward. 139 SHTANDI Lord, I know I'm making a mistake but... give it a shot - if you understood anything I said. 140 SHTANDI Ok. Me go. 141 SHTANDI Me got questions. 142 SHTANDI All right. I'm off. 143 SHTANDI I'd like to ask you some questions. 144 SHTANDI Well, I got a little time to spare. 145 SHTANDI What do you want to know? 146 SHTANDI What you tell about Vault 15? 147 SHTANDI Why no make deal with squatters? 148 SHTANDI You know where vault 13? 149 SHTANDI Me look for geck. You have? 150 SHTANDI What you tell about New Reno? 151 SHTANDI What you tell about Frank Westin? 152 SHTANDI What you tell about Carlson? 153 SHTANDI Elder tell story. Talk about Vaultdweller, Tandi. You that Tandi? 154 SHTANDI This Shadeesans Elder talk about? 155 SHTANDI That all. Me go now. 156 SHTANDI What can you tell me about vault 15? 157 SHTANDI Why haven't you made a deal with the squatters? 158 SHTANDI Do you know where vault 13 is? 159 SHTANDI I'm looking for a geck. Would you happen to have one? 160 SHTANDI What can you tell me about New Reno? 161 SHTANDI What can you tell me about Frank Westin? 162 SHTANDI What you can tell me about Carlson? 163 SHTANDI The Elder tells a story about the Vaultdweller and someone named Tandi. Are you that Tandi? 164 SHTANDI Is this the Shadeesands the Elder speaks of? 165 SHTANDI That's all for now. I'll be going. 166 SHTANDI It's just east of here, an underground shelter from the war. Most families in NCR came from it, so it's rightfully ours. 167 SHTANDI Tell more. 168 SHTANDI Go on. 169 SHTANDI A couple of years ago some squatters moved in and built a shantytown on the surface. They call it 'The Squat.' They're nothing but dogs in the manger. They can't get into the vault but they keep us out. 170 SHTANDI Me got more questions. 171 SHTANDI I see. I need to ask you about a few other things. 172 SHTANDI I tried. I sent some people down there but, after the first few, they stopped coming back. I can't prove the squatters are responsible either. My boys managed to capture one of 'em but he won't talk. Got 'em locked up downtown. 173 SHTANDI Need know more. 174 SHTANDI A few more questions please. 175 SHTANDI Get to it. I can't spend the day with you. 176 SHTANDI Ok, me hurry 177 SHTANDI I'll try to be quick. 178 SHTANDI With that suit you're wearing I figured you already knew. 179 SHTANDI Suit been in village long time. Belong to Vaultdweller, tribe founder. 180 SHTANDI This suit has been in our village since the beginning. It belonged to the Vaultdweller, our founder. 181 SHTANDI You're serious aren't you? If we're talking about the same person, he saved my life. (snorts) Then vanished. When I start thinking it was only a dream, I go look at the statue out front. 182 SHTANDI Statue? 183 SHTANDI That's right. For scaring off the raiders. They kept clear of Shady Sands afterwards we got time to get ourselves set up. We made him a hero... even if we didn't believe a word about him coming from Vault 13. 184 SHTANDI Me remember. Ask more? 185 SHTANDI I'll keep that in mind. Can I ask you some more? 186 SHTANDI Vault 13? Why are you asking? 187 SHTANDI Me curious. 188 SHTANDI Me Chosen One. Me descendant Vaultdweller. 189 SHTANDI Not matter. Me ask questions. 190 SHTANDI I've heard stories and I'm curious. 191 SHTANDI I'm the Chosen One of my village. I am a descendant of the Vaultdweller. 192 SHTANDI Never mind. I was just curious. 193 SHTANDI It's just a damn myth like lost uranium mines. I did meet a stranger once who claimed to be from there. Lot of folks died trying to find that vault afterward. 194 SHTANDI Vaultdweller real. Me descendant. 195 SHTANDI Me need know more. 196 SHTANDI The Vaultdweller was real. I'm one of his descendants. 197 SHTANDI I see. Let me ask you about something else. 198 SHTANDI A geck? Like the lizard? We got them all over. 199 SHTANDI Not lizard... never mind. Me ask question. 200 SHTANDI No, not the damn lizards... never mind. I need to ask you something else. 201 SHTANDI New Reno? A damn bucket of brahmin spit. Got every vice there is. We've gotta be tough with them if we're going to unify this land. Congress has got to understand that. 202 SHTANDI What know about Bishop? 203 SHTANDI Tell about congress? 204 SHTANDI Me ask more. 205 SHTANDI What about the Bishops? 206 SHTANDI Tell me about the congress. 207 SHTANDI I see. Can you tell me some more? 208 SHTANDI Well, I'll talk to a snake, but don't expect me to hug him. If you see 'em, you can tell 'em that too. 209 SHTANDI Me hear NCR make deal with Bishop. 210 SHTANDI Ok. Me need know more. 211 SHTANDI Rumor has it that the NCR is making a deal with the Bishops. 212 SHTANDI Ok, on to other things. 213 SHTANDI No point trying to keep secrets around here. We're negotiating with New Reno for membership in the NCR. They should have some pull with places like Vault City. 214 SHTANDI Me see. 215 SHTANDI All right. 216 SHTANDI Most figure we've got to work with New Reno one way or another. But folks like Westin and the ranchers blame New Reno for rustling the cattle drives between here and Redding. 217 SHTANDI Humph. 218 SHTANDI Who Westin? 219 SHTANDI I see. 220 SHTANDI Who is this Westin person? 221 SHTANDI Congressman Westin? One of the biggest brahmin ranchers around. His spreads on the west side of town. Just don't bring up New Reno if you talk to him - it gets him going. If you're looking for a steady job... but you aren't that type, are you? 222 SHTANDI No thanks. 223 SHTANDI Stubborn as a mule... but a good man. Why? 224 SHTANDI Me curious about work. 225 SHTANDI Me curious about work. 226 SHTANDI I'm curious about some work. 227 SHTANDI I'm curious about some work. 228 SHTANDI Seems to me that you've got enough on your plate already. 229 SHTANDI OK. Never mind. 230 SHTANDI Yeah, you're right. 231 SHTANDI Ever since Westin died, Carlson's been holed up in his office. Probably won't see you, but you can talk to his boys. 232 SHTANDI Ok. 233 SHTANDI Listen. Lots of folks, me included, like old man Carlson even if we don't agree on New Reno. Something happens to him, we won't take kindly to it. Anyone thinking his or her life would be easier if he was gone is very, very wrong. Understand? 234 SHTANDI Yeah. Me understand. 235 SHTANDI Yes, I understand. 236 SHTANDI Lord, that was a long time ago! Hardly remember who I was then - just a na�ve girl. The one you call the Vaultdweller - is he still alive? 237 SHTANDI He ancestor now. Live with spirits. Live in me. 238 SHTANDI The Vaultdweller is my ancestor. He lives on in me. 239 SHTANDI Yes... there's a resemblance - you've got the same fire, too. I was always afraid that he was nothing but a skeleton somewhere in the desert. 240 SHTANDI Me want hear you story. 241 SHTANDI I'd like to hear your story. 242 SHTANDI Figures. (sigh) Well, I was pretty young when we met. There was a gang of raiders - The Khans - Who'd gotten hold of me. Things were looking pretty bad when, all of a sudden, this stranger shows up and rescues me. Your Vaultdweller. 243 SHTANDI Vaultdweller have many adventures. 244 SHTANDI The Vaultdweller had many such adventures. 245 SHTANDI I used to envy 'em that. I wanted a life of adventure, but I stayed here and took over as mayor when my dad died. Been running this place and building NCR ever since. Guess it turned out to be a pretty big life after all. 246 SHTANDI Elder be happy know you still alive. Sorry, but me need ask more. 247 SHTANDI The Elder will be happy to know that you are still alive. I'm sorry but I need to know more. 248 SHTANDI Was Shady Sands; Most folks call it NCR now. New California Republic - pretty impressive name, huh? 249 SHTANDI Tell about NCR. 250 SHTANDI Me ask about something else. 251 SHTANDI Tell me about the NCR please. 252 SHTANDI Let me ask you something else. 253 SHTANDI Lord, I could talk about that forever and I just don't have the time. Here's a holodisk on the NCR. We make 'em to spread the good word. 254 SHTANDI Uh, thanks. 255 SHTANDI So, they finally got reasonable. I can bull the Congress into sending supplies and techs. You sure we can get into the vault? 256 SHTANDI Me sure. Lowlifes there but me kick ass. 257 SHTANDI Quite sure. There were some lowlifes there but I kicked their ass. 258 SHTANDI I've always believed in fair pay for fair work. My assistant will square things up. 259 SHTANDI Me find problem. You look disk. There spy at NCR. 260 SHTANDI Me need know one more thing. What if me found vault 13? 261 SHTANDI I'm afraid you have another problem. If you'll look at this holodisk you'll see that you have a spy in the NCR. 262 SHTANDI Just one more thing. What if I told you that I found vault 13? 263 SHTANDI Thanks. 264 SHTANDI Damn, the only person who knew all this was Feargus! I'm not suggesting anything, but maybe Gunther should know about this. 265 SHTANDI Me tell. Me go now. 266 SHTANDI Me need know one more thing. What if me found vault 13? 267 SHTANDI Just one more thing. What if I told you that I found vault 13? 268 SHTANDI I'll talk to him. Bye. 269 SHTANDI It's all business, huh? Fine. Five hundred, when it's done. I don't haggle, so take it or don't waste my time. 270 SHTANDI Me take but me need ask questions 271 SHTANDI Me not interested. 272 SHTANDI I'll take it but I need some information. 273 SHTANDI Not interested. 274 SHTANDI I'm Tandi, president of the NCR. So you whupped my boy, Hoss, over at Dusty's? Maybe you're the right man at the right time. Interested in some work? 275 SHTANDI I'm Tandi, president of the NCR. So you're the girl who whupped my boy Hoss? I should've had such a daughter! I've got a job you might want. Interested? 276 SHTANDI Maybe. What job? 277 SHTANDI I might be, what's the job? 278 SHTANDI I'm Tandi, president of the New California Republic. Welcome to Shady Sands. I hear some pretty impressive things about you. No point in dancing. Got some business I want to discuss. 279 SHTANDI Uh, ok. 280 SHTANDI Fine, what can I do for you? 281 SHTANDI You're back. So, you interested in a job or not? 282 SHTANDI No. 283 SHTANDI Ok. 284 SHTANDI Back, are you stranger? So's the job done? Do we have access to the vault? 285 SHTANDI Me working on it. Bye. 286 SHTANDI Me been there. Squatters want deal. You teach, you help, they give you vault. 287 SHTANDI Me been there. Me got parts. 288 SHTANDI Me been there. Squatters want deal. You teach, you help, they give you vault. Here parts also. 289 SHTANDI I'm still working on it. I'll see ya. 290 SHTANDI I've handled most of this already. The squatters want a deal. You help them become self sufficient and they'll give you access to the vault. 291 SHTANDI I've been there and I have the parts you're looking for. 292 SHTANDI I've handled this already. The squatters want a deal. You help them become self sufficient and they'll give you the vault. Also, here are the parts. 293 SHTANDI Hell and thunder! Then stop wasting my time! 294 SHTANDI Sorry. 295 SHTANDI Vault 13 - you found it? That solves all of our problems! Where is it? 296 SHTANDI Uh, before me tell, there be one problem with vault. 297 SHTANDI Me draw map. Here. 298 SHTANDI Before I tell you, there is one small problem with the vault. 299 SHTANDI I've drawn up a map. It's yours. 300 SHTANDI I'm not one to just hand over a gold mine for free. I want 20 grand or you can forget it. 301 SHTANDI What? 302 SHTANDI It full of D'claws. Smart ones. They talk. 303 SHTANDI It's full of intelligent deathclaws. They can even talk. 304 SHTANDI Right. (shakes head) Lord, you're dumber than Hoss ever was! (sigh) There's the door. 305 SHTANDI Right. (shakes head) Well then, let's stop wasting each other's time. (sigh) There's the door. 306 SHTANDI Me go now. 307 SHTANDI Right. I'll be leaving. 308 SHTANDI You earned yourself a bonus. My assistant will square things up. 310 SHTANDI Thanks. 311 SHTANDI A real horse trader you are. Fine, see Gunther. He'll handle the arrangements. 312 SHTANDI Thanks. 313 SHTANDI Boys, get this glob of brahmin spit out of my office! Time for you to head on out stranger. 314 SHTANDI Done 315 SHTANDI My dad and Seth searched for years trying to find Vault 13. They died looking - always said it was west of here. If somebody were to find Vault 13, that'd do us even better than 15. 100 SICMPWES That doesn't seem to work. 101 SICMPWES You can't seem to figure out what buttons to push. 100 SIDBAR You see a bar. 100 SIEXIT You see an exit grid. 100 SIFAKHLO You see a battered tape. 101 SIFAKHLO Pip Boy displays: File found on system. Aborting download. 100 SIHISHOL You see a battered tape. 101 SIHISHOL Pip Boy displays: File found on system. Aborting download. 100 SIMSERUM You are supposed to use this on a super-mutant. 101 SIMSERUM You gain 100 SIPAINT On the back of the painting you find a hand-drawn map showing the location of Vault 13. 100 SISHELF1 You see a bookcase used to store inventory. 101 SISHELF1 An old bookcase stands here. It seems sturdy enough you could probably store things on its shelves. 195 SISHELF1 This bookcase doesn't seem to be trapped. 200 SISHELF1 doesn't think this bookcase is trapped. 206 SISHELF1 Hey, don't plant that here. 207 SISHELF1 Leave the damn bookcases alone before I have to impose extreme sanctions on your ass! 100 SISHELF2 You see a bookcase used to store inventory. 101 SISHELF2 An old bookcase stands here. It seems sturdy enough you could probably store things on it's shelves. 195 SISHELF2 This bookcase doesn't seem to be trapped. 200 SISHELF2 doesn't think this bookcase is trapped. 206 SISHELF2 Hey, don't plant that here! 207 SISHELF2 Leave the damn bookcases alone before I have to impose extreme sanctions on your ass. 100 SISHELF3 You see a bookcase used to store inventory. 101 SISHELF3 An old bookcase stands here. It seems sturdy enough you could probably store things on it's shelves. 195 SISHELF3 This bookcase doesn't seem to be trapped. 200 SISHELF3 doesn't think this bookcase is trapped. 206 SISHELF3 Hey, don't plant that here. 207 SISHELF3 Leave the damn bookcases alone before I have to impose extreme sanctions on your ass. 100 SISLVDOR You see a wooden door. 101 SISLVDOR You see a metal door. 102 SISLVDOR You see a study door with a lock which can be picked with lockpicks and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 103 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with a lock on it and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 104 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 105 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 106 SISLVDOR You see a study door with a lock which can be picked with lockpicks and a trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 107 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with a lock on it and a trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 108 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device and a trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 109 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock and a trap in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 110 SISLVDOR You see a study door with a lock which can be picked with lockpicks and a cut wire in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 111 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with a lock on it and a severed wire in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 112 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device and a severed wire in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 113 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock and a cut wire in the doorframe, which you may be able to pry open. 114 SISLVDOR You see a study door with a lock which can be picked with lockpicks, which you may be able to pry open. 115 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with a lock on it, which you may be able to pry open. 116 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device, which you may be able to pry open. 117 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock, which you may be able to pry open. 118 SISLVDOR You see a study door with a lock which can be picked with lockpicks and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 119 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with a lock on it and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 120 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 121 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 122 SISLVDOR You see a study door with a lock which can be picked with lockpicks and a trap in the doorframe. 123 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with a lock on it and a trap in the doorframe. 124 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device and a trap in the doorframe. 125 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock and a trap in the doorframe. 126 SISLVDOR You see a study door with a lock which can be picked with lockpicks and a cut wire in the doorframe. 127 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with a lock on it and a severed wire in the doorframe. 128 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device and a severed wire in the doorframe. 129 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock and a cut wire in the doorframe. 130 SISLVDOR You see a study door with a lock which can be picked with lockpicks. 131 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with a lock on it. 132 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with no apparent locking device. 133 SISLVDOR You see a sturdy door with an old, rusty lock. 134 SISLVDOR You see a damaged door with a lock which can be picked with lockpicks and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 135 SISLVDOR You see a damaged door with a lock on it and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 136 SISLVDOR You see a damaged door with no apparent locking device and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 137 SISLVDOR You see a damaged door with an old, rusty lock and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 138 SISLVDOR You see a damaged door with a lock which can be picked with lockpicks and a trap in the doorframe. 139 SISLVDOR You see a damaged door with a lock on it and a trap in the doorframe. 140 SISLVDOR You see a damaged door with no apparent locking device and a trap in the doorframe. 141 SISLVDOR You see a damaged door with an old, rusty lock and a trap in the doorframe. 142 SISLVDOR You see a damaged door with a lock which can be picked with lockpicks and a cut wire in the doorframe. 143 SISLVDOR You see a damaged door with a lock on it and a severed wire in the doorframe. 144 SISLVDOR You see a damaged door with no apparent locking device and a severed wire in the doorframe. 145 SISLVDOR You see a damaged door with an old, rusty lock and a cut wire in the doorframe. 146 SISLVDOR You see a damaged door with a lock which can be picked with lockpicks. 147 SISLVDOR You see a damaged door with a lock on it. 148 SISLVDOR You see a damaged door with no apparent locking device. 149 SISLVDOR You see a damaged door with an old, rusty lock. 150 SISLVDOR You see an old door with a lock which can be picked with lockpicks and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 151 SISLVDOR You see an old door with a lock on it and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 152 SISLVDOR You see an old door with no apparent locking device and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 153 SISLVDOR You see an old door with an old, rusty lock and a highly explosive trap in the doorframe. 154 SISLVDOR You see an old door with a lock which can be picked with lockpicks and a trap in the doorframe. 155 SISLVDOR You see an old door with a lock on it and a trap in the doorframe. 156 SISLVDOR You see an old door with no apparent locking device and a trap in the doorframe. 157 SISLVDOR You see an old door with an old, rusty lock and a trap in the doorframe. 158 SISLVDOR You see an old door with a lock which can be picked with lockpicks and a cut wire in the doorframe. 159 SISLVDOR You see an old door with a lock on it and a severed wire in the doorframe. 160 SISLVDOR You see an old door with no apparent locking device and a severed wire in the doorframe. 161 SISLVDOR You see an old door with an old, rusty lock and a cut wire in the doorframe. 162 SISLVDOR You see an old door with a lock which can be picked with lockpicks. 163 SISLVDOR You see an old door with a lock on it. 164 SISLVDOR You see an old door with no apparent locking device. 165 SISLVDOR You see an old door with an old, rusty lock. 166 SISLVDOR You set off the trap and were hit for 167 SISLVDOR points of damage. 168 SISLVDOR sets off the trap and was hit for 169 SISLVDOR points of damage. 170 SISLVDOR You deftly pick the lock on the door. 171 SISLVDOR Your lack of skill has jammed the lock on this door. 172 SISLVDOR You fail to pick the lock on this door. 189 SISLVDOR You deftly lock the door. 190 SISLVDOR You fail to lock the door. 194 SISLVDOR You find a trap on the door. 195 SISLVDOR You fail to find any traps on the door. 196 SISLVDOR You skillfully disarm the trap. 198 SISLVDOR You fail to disarm the trap. 173 SISLVDOR deftly picks the lock on the door. 174 SISLVDOR s lack of skill has jammed the lock on this door. 175 SISLVDOR failed to pick the lock on this door. 191 SISLVDOR deftly locks the door. 192 SISLVDOR failed to lock the door. 199 SISLVDOR finds a trap on the door. 200 SISLVDOR fails to find any traps on the door. 201 SISLVDOR skillfully disarms the trap. 202 SISLVDOR fails to disarm the trap. 176 SISLVDOR You bust the lock off the door. 177 SISLVDOR You strain your back while trying to bust the lock and take a point of damage. 178 SISLVDOR You strain your back while trying to bust the lock and take 179 SISLVDOR points of damage. 180 SISLVDOR You are too weak to bust the lock. 181 SISLVDOR busts the lock off the door. 182 SISLVDOR strains his back while trying to bust the lock and takes a point of damage. 183 SISLVDOR strains his back while trying to bust the lock and takes 184 SISLVDOR points of damage. 185 SISLVDOR is too weak to bust the lock. 186 SISLVDOR strains her back while trying to bust the lock and takes a point of damage. 187 SISLVDOR strains her back while trying to bust the lock and takes 188 SISLVDOR points of damage. 193 SISLVDOR The explosives don't even put a scratch on the door. 203 SISLVDOR The door appears to be locked. 204 SISLVDOR You notice a trap in the door jam. 205 SISLVDOR notices a trap in the door jam. 206 SISLVDOR You are unable to place a trap on this door, because the door is open. 207 SISLVDOR is unable to place a trap on this door, because the door is open. 208 SISLVDOR You skillfully set a trap in the door frame. 209 SISLVDOR You fail to properly set the trap in the door frame. 210 SISLVDOR skillfully sets a trap in the door frame. 211 SISLVDOR fails to properly set the trap in the door frame. 212 SISLVDOR This door does not unlock here. 100 SITERM You see a terminal. 101 SITERM This is a computer terminal. It is often used to control other objects. 200 SITERM This terminal appears to control the doors on this cell block. 201 SITERM Invalid code sequence. 202 SITERM The doors are now open. 203 SITERM The doors are now closed. 204 SITERM Interesting idea, but it didn't work. 100 SIWESHOL You see a battered tape. 101 SIWESHOL Pip Boy displays: File found on system. Aborting download. 100 SKILL Small Guns 101 SKILL Big Guns 102 SKILL Energy Weapons 103 SKILL Unarmed 104 SKILL Melee Weapons 105 SKILL Throwing 106 SKILL First aid 107 SKILL Doctor 108 SKILL Sneak 109 SKILL Lockpick 110 SKILL Steal 111 SKILL Traps 112 SKILL Science 113 SKILL Repair 114 SKILL Speech 115 SKILL Barter 116 SKILL Gambling 117 SKILL Outdoorsman 200 SKILL The use, care and general knowledge of small firearms - pistols, SMGs and rifles. 201 SKILL The operation and maintenance of really big guns - miniguns, rocket launchers, flamethrowers and such. 202 SKILL The care and feeding of energy-based weapons. How to arm and operate weapons that use laser or plasma technology. 203 SKILL A combination of martial arts, boxing and other hand-to-hand martial arts. Combat with your hands and feet. 204 SKILL Using non-ranged weapons in hand-to-hand, or melee combat - knives, sledgehammers, spears, clubs and so on. 205 SKILL The skill of muscle-propelled ranged weapons, such as throwing knives, spears and grenades. 206 SKILL General healing skill. Used to heal small cuts, abrasions and other minor ills. In game terms, the use of first aid can heal more hit points over time than just rest. 207 SKILL The healing of major wounds and crippled limbs. Without this skill, it will take a much longer period of time to restore crippled limbs to use. 208 SKILL Quiet movement, and the ability to remain unnoticed. If successful, you will be much harder to locate. You cannot run and sneak at the same time. 209 SKILL The skill of opening locks without the proper key. The use of lockpicks or electronic lockpicks will greatly enhance this skill. 210 SKILL The ability to make the things of others your own. Can be used to steal from people or places. 211 SKILL The finding and removal of traps. Also the setting of explosives for demolition purposes. 212 SKILL Covers a variety of high technology skills, such as computers, biology, physics and geology. 213 SKILL The practical application of the Science skill for fixing broken equipment, machinery and electronics. 214 SKILL The ability to communicate in a practical and efficient manner. The skill of convincing others that your position is correct. The ability to lie and not get caught. 215 SKILL Trading and trade-related tasks. The ability to get better prices for items you sell, and lower prices for items you buy. 216 SKILL The knowledge and practical skills related to wagering. The skill at cards, dice and other games. 217 SKILL Practical knowledge of the outdoors, and the ability to live off the land. The knowledge of plants and animals. 300 SKILL + (4 x AG) 00000301 SKILL + (2 x AG) 00000302 SKILL + (2 xAG) 00000303 SKILL + (2 x (AG + ST)) 00000304 SKILL + (2 x (AG + ST)) 00000305 SKILL + (4 x AG) 00000306 SKILL + (2 x (PE + IN)) 00000307 SKILL + (PE + IN) 308 SKILL + (3 x AG) 00000309 SKILL + (PE + AG) 310 SKILL + (3 x AG) 00000311 SKILL + (PE + AG) 312 SKILL + (4 x IN) 00000313 SKILL + (3 x IN) 00000314 SKILL + (5 x CH) 00000315 SKILL + (4 x CH) 00000316 SKILL + (5 x LK) 00000317 SKILL + (2 x (EN + IN)) 00000500 SKILL You heal %d hit points. 501 SKILL You look healthy already. 502 SKILL %s looks healthy already. 503 SKILL You fail to do any healing. 505 SKILL You earn %d XP for honing your skills. 510 SKILL \nskill_use: invalid skill used. 512 SKILL You can't heal the dead. 513 SKILL Let the dead rest in peace. 514 SKILL It's dead, get over it. 520 SKILL You heal your %s. 521 SKILL You heal the %s. 525 SKILL You fail to heal your %s. 526 SKILL You fail to heal the %s. 530 SKILL damaged eye 531 SKILL crippled left arm 532 SKILL crippled right arm 533 SKILL crippled right leg 534 SKILL crippled left leg 550 SKILL You fail to pick the lock. 551 SKILL You fail to find any traps. 552 SKILL You fail to learn anything. 553 SKILL You cannot repair that. 570 SKILL You're caught stealing the %s. 571 SKILL You steal the %s. 572 SKILL You're caught planting the %s. 573 SKILL You plant the %s. 590 SKILL You've taxed your ability with that skill. Wait a while. 591 SKILL You're too tired. 592 SKILL The strain might kill you. 600 SKILL You aren't skilled enough to heal crippling injuries. 601 SKILL Robotic unit is beyond repair. 1000 SKILL Let me help. 1001 SKILL I can do that. 1002 SKILL I got it. 1003 SKILL Glad to help. 1004 SKILL Okay. 1005 SKILL I'll try. 1100 SKILL If you have trouble, let me know. 1101 SKILL You got it? 1102 SKILL If that's what you want. 1103 SKILL Go ahead and try. 100 SKILLDEX SKILLDEX 101 SKILLDEX CANCEL 102 SKILLDEX SNEAK 103 SKILLDEX LOCKPICK 104 SKILLDEX STEAL 105 SKILLDEX TRAPS 106 SKILLDEX FIRST AID 107 SKILLDEX DOCTOR 108 SKILLDEX SCIENCE 109 SKILLDEX REPAIR 100 SPRTRP0 You see a raised plate. It looks to be part of a trap. 101 SPRTRP0 sees a raised plate. It looks to be part of a trap. 102 SPRTRP0 You see a raised plate. 103 SPRTRP0 sees a raised plate. 104 SPRTRP0 You trigger the trap and narrowly avoid the projectile shot from the wall. 105 SPRTRP0 triggers the trap and narrowly avoids the projectile shot from the wall. 100 SSCOMP You see a computer. 101 SSCOMP This is a computer. It appears to be working correctly. 102 SSCOMP This is a computer. It is obviously damaged. 103 SSCOMP On-line. Running self-test... 100 SSCRPDOR You see a door. 101 SSCRPDOR It looks very sturdy. 102 SSCRPDOR The door doesn't seem to budge. 103 SSCRPDOR (You notice a small hole in the door where sound seems to be coming from.) Hello? 104 SSCRPDOR Uhh, hello? 105 SSCRPDOR Since when could doors talk? 106 SSCRPDOR Uhh, hi. 107 SSCRPDOR GANG PROBLEM LIMB. 108 SSCRPDOR Click... (The door unlocks.) 109 SSCRPDOR Sorry, we don't need any of that. 110 SSCRPDOR The door is bolted from the other side. There doesn't seem to be anything to pick. 111 SSCRPDOR The door is flush to the frame and doesn't have anywhere to place a trap. 112 SSCRPDOR The door creaks and breaks under the strain. 113 SSCRPDOR The door is already unlocked. 114 SSCRPDOR The door feels no challenge from you. 100 SSSIGN You see a bulletin board. 101 SSSIGN You see a bulletin board with the posted laws of the NCR. 102 SSSIGN This is a typical bulletin board with several sheets of paper tacked to it. Prominent among the notices are the laws of the NCR. 103 SSSIGN Welcome to the New California Republic! Before entering our fair city please take a moment to familiarize yourself with the following rules and regulations. 104 SSSIGN No weapons may be openly carried inside the city limits. 105 SSSIGN Persons found under the influence of alcohol or chems will be arrested. 106 SSSIGN Slavery, gambling, and prostitution are not permitted within city limits. 107 SSSIGN Ignorance of the law is no excuse. A dumbass will get his butt kicked just as fast as a smartass. 108 SSSIGN If you can't live by these laws - then get the hell out! 109 SSSIGN You better put your weapons away. We mean it. 110 SSSIGN Obeying the law is good citizenship. 111 SSSIGN Back 112 SSSIGN I've read enough of this. 113 SSSIGN This does not bode well for your recreational habits. 114 SSSIGN Good, there won't be any drunks or junkies pestering you for fix money. 115 SSSIGN Back 116 SSSIGN I've read enough of this. 117 SSSIGN Well, there goes a few profitable sidelines right down the porcelain pony! 118 SSSIGN Looks like they're trying to create a respectable, decent community for people to live in. 119 SSSIGN Back 120 SSSIGN I've read enough of this. 121 SSSIGN Pretty tough words. You may just have to see if you can get them to eat them. 122 SSSIGN Equality before the law is a good thing. 123 SSSIGN Back 124 SSSIGN I've read enough of this. 125 SSSIGN Teaching these guys some respect is gaining priority on you list of things to do. 126 SSSIGN It's a little blunt, but it does get the point across. 127 SSSIGN Back 0 SSSTAT {100}{}{There'a a plaque at the base. It reads, "To the Stranger and Vault 13: What doesn't exist, we must sometimes dream and let our dreams inspier us to greater heights. So it was with the Stranger and his belief in the legend of Vault 13.} 100 STAT Strength 101 STAT Perception 102 STAT Endurance 103 STAT Charisma 104 STAT Intelligence 105 STAT Agility 106 STAT Luck 107 STAT Maximum Hit Points 108 STAT Maximum Action Points 109 STAT Armor Class 110 STAT Unarmed Damage 111 STAT Melee Damage 112 STAT Carry Weight 113 STAT Sequence 114 STAT Healing Rate 115 STAT Critical Chance 116 STAT Better Criticals 117 STAT Damage Threshold 118 STAT Damage Threshold Laser 119 STAT Damage Threshold Fire 120 STAT Damage Threshold Plasma 121 STAT Damage Threshold Electrical 122 STAT Damage Threshold EMP 123 STAT Damage Threshold Explosion 124 STAT Damage Resistance 125 STAT Damage Resistance Laser 126 STAT Damage Resistance Fire 127 STAT Damage Resistance Plasma 128 STAT Damage Resistance Electrical 129 STAT Damage Resistance EMP 130 STAT Damage Resistance Explosion 131 STAT Radiation Resistance 132 STAT Poison Resistance 133 STAT Age 134 STAT Gender 135 STAT Current Hit Points 136 STAT Current Poison Level 137 STAT Current Radiation Level 200 STAT Raw physical strength. A high Strength is good for physical characters. Modifies: Hit Points, Melee Damage, and Carry Weight. 201 STAT The ability to see, hear, taste and notice unusual things. A high Perception is important for a sharpshooter. Modifies: Sequence and ranged combat distance modifiers. 202 STAT Stamina and physical toughness. A character with a high Endurance will survive where others may not. Modifies: Hit Points, Poison & Radiation Resistance, Healing Rate, and the additional hit points per level. 203 STAT A combination of appearance and charm. A high Charisma is important for characters that want to influence people with words. Modifies: NPC reactions, and barter prices. 204 STAT Knowledge, wisdom and the ability to think quickly. A high Intelligence is important for any character. Modifies: the number of new skill points per level, dialogue options, and many skills. 205 STAT Coordination and the ability to move well. A high Agility is important for any active character. Modifies: Action Points, Armor Class, Sequence, and many skills. 206 STAT Fate. Karma. An extremely high or low Luck will affect the character - somehow. Events and situations will be changed by how lucky (or unlucky) your character is. 207 STAT How much damage your character can take before dying. If you reach 0 HP or less, you are dead. 208 STAT The number of actions that the character can take during one combat turn. 209 STAT Modifies the chance to hit this particular character. 210 STAT The amount of bonus damage your character does in hand-to-hand combat. 211 STAT The amount of bonus damage your character does in hand-to-hand combat. 212 STAT The maximum amount of equipment your character can carry, in pounds. 213 STAT Determines how soon in a combat turn your character can react. 214 STAT At the end of each day, your character will heal 1 HP for each point of Healing Rate. When you rest, you heal every six hours. 215 STAT The chance to cause a critical hit in combat is increased by this amount. 216 STAT Better Criticals 217 STAT Damage Threshold 218 STAT Damage Threshold Laser 219 STAT Damage Threshold Fire 220 STAT Damage Threshold Plasma 221 STAT Damage Threshold Electrical 222 STAT Damage Threshold EMP 223 STAT Damage Threshold Explosion 224 STAT Any damage taken is reduced by this amount. Damage Resistance can be increased by wearing armor. 225 STAT Damage Resistance Laser 226 STAT Damage Resistance Fire 227 STAT Damage Resistance Plasma 228 STAT Damage Resistance Electrical 229 STAT Damage Resistance EMP 230 STAT Damage Resistance Explosion 231 STAT The amount of radiation you are exposed to is reduced by this percentage. Radiation Resistance can be modified by the type of armor worn, and anti-radiation chems. 232 STAT Reduces poison damage by this amount. 233 STAT Age 234 STAT Gender 235 STAT Current Hit Points 236 STAT Current Poison Level 237 STAT Current Radiation Level 301 STAT V. Bad 302 STAT Bad 303 STAT Poor 304 STAT Fair 305 STAT Average 306 STAT Good 307 STAT V. Good 308 STAT Great 309 STAT Excellent 310 STAT Heroic 400 STAT Unspent Skill Points 401 STAT Level 402 STAT Experience 403 STAT Reputation 404 STAT Karma 500 STAT Points earned by going up a Level. Can be used to increase a skill by 1%, or a tag skill by 2%, per point spent. 501 STAT The general competency of the player character. A measure of your experience and abilities. 502 STAT A reward for completing specific tasks, or defeating enemies in combat. More experience points are required to attain higher Levels. 503 STAT What the world knows of your actions and deeds. This will modify NPC reactions. 504 STAT The effects of actions that you have taken. Important information will be displayed. 600 STAT You have gone up a level. 970 TEMPLATE That is my name. 971 TEMPLATE You are talking to me. 972 TEMPLATE Why do you ask silly questions. I am that person. 980 TEMPLATE I don't know anything about that. 981 TEMPLATE Sorry, no clue. 982 TEMPLATE Never heard of it. 1 TIMELIM1 Chosen, the spirits [of our] ancestors guide [me] to world of dreams that [I may] touch [thoughts.] 2 TIMELIM1 Our village [suffers] without the holy GECK. 1 TIMELIM2 Once again my spirit [touches you] from the void, Chosen. 2 TIMELIM2 [Our] crops fail, our reserves [are]meager. 3 TIMELIM2 Return to us with [the GECK]. 1 TIMELIM3 Chosen. The village [weakens.] 2 TIMELIM3 It is harder to touch [your dreams]. 1 TIMELIM4 Chosen? 2 TIMELIM4 Chosen? 3 TIMELIM4 Do you hear me? 4 TIMELIM4 [The] village [dies]. 5 TIMELIM4 [All of our] futures die, too. 6 TIMELIM4 We have little [left in both time and] essence. 7 TIMELIM4 Hurry. 100 TRAIT Fast Metabolism 101 TRAIT Bruiser 102 TRAIT Small Frame 103 TRAIT One Hander 104 TRAIT Finesse 105 TRAIT Kamikaze 106 TRAIT Heavy Handed 107 TRAIT Fast Shot 108 TRAIT Bloody Mess 109 TRAIT Jinxed 110 TRAIT Good Natured 111 TRAIT Chem Reliant 112 TRAIT Chem Resistant 113 TRAIT Sex Appeal 114 TRAIT Skilled 115 TRAIT Gifted 200 TRAIT Your metabolic rate is twice normal. This means that you are much less resistant to radiation and poison, but your body heals faster. 201 TRAIT A little slower, but a little bigger. You may not hit as often, but they will feel it when you do! Your total action points are lowered, but your Strength is increased. 202 TRAIT You are not quite as big as the other villagers, but that never slowed you down. You can't carry as much, but you are more agile. 203 TRAIT One of your hands is very dominant. You excel with single-handed weapons, but two-handed weapons cause a problem. 204 TRAIT Your attacks show a lot of finesse. You don't do as much damage, but you cause more critical hits. 205 TRAIT By not paying attention to any threats, you can act a lot faster in a turn. This lowers your armor class to just what you are wearing, but you sequence much faster in a combat turn. 206 TRAIT You swing harder, not better. Your attacks are very brutal, but lack finesse. You rarely cause a good critical, but you always do more melee damage. 207 TRAIT You don't have time to aim for a targeted attack, because you attack faster than normal people. It costs you one less action point for guns and thrown weapons. 208 TRAIT By some strange twist of fate, people around you die violently. You always see the worst way a person can die. 209 TRAIT The good thing is that everyone around you has more critical failures in combat, the bad thing is so do you! 210 TRAIT You studied less-combative skills as you were growing up. Your combat skills start at a lower level, but First Aid, Doctor, Speech and Barter are substantially improved. 211 TRAIT You are more easily influenced by chems. Your chance to be reliant by chem use is twice normal, but you recover faster from their ill effects. 212 TRAIT Chems only affect you half as long as normal, but your chance to be reliant is also only 50% of normal. 213 TRAIT You've got the "right" stuff. Members of the opposite sex are attracted to you, but those of the same sex tend to become quite jealous. 214 TRAIT Since you spent more time improving your skills than a normal person, you gain 5 additional skill points per experience level. The tradeoff is that you do not gain as many extra abilities. You gain a perk every four levels. 100 VAULT13 The air smells rank, with the oder of metal and blood. 101 VAULT13 You gain 100 VCAMAID You see a Citizen. 101 VCAMAID You see the Amenities aide. 102 VCAMAID Talk to Randal if you need help. 103 VCAMAID This is where we share goods for use by the Citizens. 104 VCAMAID Keep your hands off the stuff if you don't have approval. 105 VCAMAID It's a job. 106 VCAMAID Randal can help you with what you need. 100 VCAMANDA You see Amanda. 101 VCAMANDA You see a tired-looking woman. She looks like she has been crying. 102 VCAMANDA You see Amanda. 103 VCAMANDA You see a tired-looking woman. She looks like she has been crying. 104 VCAMANDA You see Amanda. She is looking much happier now that Joshua is free. 105 VCAMANDA You see Amanda. 106 VCAMANDA You see Amanda. She is looking much happier now that Joshua is free. 107 VCAMANDA Oh, Joshua... 108 VCAMANDA What am I going to do? 109 VCAMANDA The money's all run out... 110 VCAMANDA If only the Citizens would let him go... 111 VCAMANDA Joshua, I'm so glad you're free. I was so worried... 112 VCAMANDA I'm sorry, I don't have any handouts to give you. 113 VCAMANDA Please leave me alone, or I'll call the guards. 114 VCAMANDA What do you want? 115 VCAMANDA Are you okay? You look upset. 116 VCAMANDA Nothing. Sorry to disturb you. 117 VCAMANDA I...well, I...it's my husband Joshua. He...got into some trouble in...the bar. He accidentally struck a Citizen and was arrested. He didn't mean to, but he'd been drinking, and... 118 VCAMANDA Arrested? Where is he now? 119 VCAMANDA If he was drunk and attacked someone, then he should be arrested. 120 VCAMANDA I'm sorry to hear that. I hope they let him go. 121 VCAMANDA Inside the city, in the Servant Allocation Center...they said he could work off his prison sentence as a Servant, but that'll take years! 122 VCAMANDA What can be done? 123 VCAMANDA If he was drunk and attacked someone, then he should be arrested. 124 VCAMANDA I'm sorry to hear that. I hope they let him go. 125 VCAMANDA But it was an accident! I...he didn't mean to do it! 126 VCAMANDA Where is he now? 127 VCAMANDA He didn't mean to attack someone? Sure. Maybe this'll be a good lesson for you. 128 VCAMANDA I'm sorry to hear that. I hope they let him go. 129 VCAMANDA I don't have much money left, and we'll have to leave soon if we can't afford to pay the guards for protection. They said if we want to stay with Joshua, then they could make us Servants, too... 130 VCAMANDA That sounds like a solution. They treat Servants pretty well in Vault City, don't they? 131 VCAMANDA Let me see what I can do, okay? Maybe I can talk to someone at the Allocation Center. 132 VCAMANDA I could help you. But it's going to cost you. 133 VCAMANDA I'm sorry to hear that. I hope they let him go. 134 VCAMANDA I don't want my son to be raised as a slave! We came to Vault City because we heard it was a free city...but we get here...and there's all these laws, and payments to the guards and...it's nothing like what we were told. 135 VCAMANDA Let me see what I can do, okay? Maybe I can talk to someone at the Allocation Center. 136 VCAMANDA I'm sorry to hear that. I hope they let him go. 137 VCAMANDA The man in charge is Barkus, Officer Barkus. I couldn't even get inside the city to see him. I don't even know if Joshua is all right! I... 138 VCAMANDA Don't worry. I'll see what I can do. 139 VCAMANDA But I don't have much money and... 140 VCAMANDA I wasn't thinking about money. 141 VCAMANDA Never mind. Maybe I can talk to someone at the Allocation Center. 142 VCAMANDA I'm sorry to hear that, then. Maybe they'll just let him go. Good-bye. 143 VCAMANDA What do you m...? Oh, no. I...couldn't. I mean, I... 144 VCAMANDA Do you want your husband free or don't you? Your husband never has to know. 145 VCAMANDA Never mind. Maybe I can talk to someone at the Allocation Center. 146 VCAMANDA I'm sorry to hear that. It looks like you're husband's never going to be free. Good-bye. 147 VCAMANDA If you promise to free my husband, I...I...very well. I...close the tent flap. I...think my son is still playing outside, so we won't be disturbed. 148 VCAMANDA Don't you worry, I'll free your husband. After I receive my payment. 149 VCAMANDA Forget it. Maybe I can talk to someone at the Allocation Center. 150 VCAMANDA Never mind. Forget we met. 151 VCAMANDA Hey, what about me?! 152 VCAMANDA Please rescue Joshua. He's inside the City in the Servant Allocation Center. 153 VCAMANDA Thank you for rescuing my husband! Please...accept this as a reward. It's not much, but... 154 VCAMANDA Thank you again for rescuing my husband. We'll be moving on soon. 100 VCANDY You see a scruffy-looking man in a dirty brown shirt. His arms are covered with a bright red rash, which he scratches frequently. 101 VCANDY You see "Doctor" Andrew. 102 VCANDY You see a scruffy-looking man in a dirty brown shirt. His arms are covered with a bright red rash, which he scratches frequently. 103 VCANDY Looks like you've seen some fighting, friend. 104 VCANDY Whoa...looks like you've seen some serious action, friend. 105 VCANDY Whoa...looks like you've been in some heavy fighting, friend. 106 VCANDY Holy...! You're bleeding all over the floor! 107 VCANDY You here to get patched up? 108 VCANDY Patssshh. 109 VCANDY Nup. 110 VCANDY Yeah, I could use some medical attention. 111 VCANDY Um, I need a growth removed. My sixth toe. 112 VCANDY Actually, my friend here could use some medical attention. 113 VCANDY Actually, my friends here could use some medical attention. 114 VCANDY What is this place? 115 VCANDY Uh, what is this place again? 116 VCANDY I found some combat implant schematics in the Vault City medical database. Could you perform the operation? 117 VCANDY Not right now. It looks worse than it is. 118 VCANDY No, I'm fine. Just stopping by. 119 VCANDY All right...from the looks of it, it's gonna cost 120 VCANDY bucks. You got the cash, then you're good to go. 121 VCANDY No guarantees with the ol' Doc in the back room, of course... 122 VCANDY Patshhh? Patshh! Take moneee, fixx leaks. 123 VCANDY Bye-bye. 124 VCANDY Not nuff moneee. Bye-bye. 125 VCANDY All right. 126 VCANDY That's pretty steep. How about 127 VCANDY ? 128 VCANDY Never mind. How about my friend instead? 129 VCANDY Never mind. How about my friends instead? 130 VCANDY What is this place? 131 VCANDY I found some combat implant schematics in the Vault City medical database. Could you perform the operation? 132 VCANDY I don't have enough. I'll be back when I have some more cash. 133 VCANDY No, thanks. Maybe some other time. 134 VCANDY Well...all right. That sounds fair. 135 VCANDY Let's get to it, then. I'll just hook you up to the ol' Doctor here...slip your arms into the slots there, and I'll tighten the braces and secure the clamps... 136 VCANDY Fade out for 3 Seconds 137 VCANDY All right! Knew the ol' Doctor wouldn't let me down. 138 VCANDY Me wanna ride agin! Agin! 139 VCANDY Buyhye. 140 VCANDY Can you cure my friend here? 141 VCANDY Can you cure my friends here? 142 VCANDY What is this place? 143 VCANDY I found some combat implant schematics in the Vault City medical database. Could you perform the operation? 144 VCANDY I feel much better, thanks. 145 VCANDY Uh, well now, that might not be the safest thing for you, friend. Seems like you already took a few trips in the ol' Doctor from the way you talk. But if you want to... 146 VCANDY Fade out for 3 Seconds 147 VCANDY Uh...how you feel? Any better? Any worse? 148 VCANDY Agin! Agin! Agin! 149 VCANDY Me feel like maxxx hup puints incrise so me fine for nowww. Buhyyee. 150 VCANDY Uh, well, I warned you... 151 VCANDY Fade out for 3 Seconds 152 VCANDY Uh-oh. Looks like the ol' Doctor took a pound of flesh this time. 153 VCANDY Urrrhkkk...me hurt...insighde...me never want ta ride in bad thin agin... 154 VCANDY Well, now I ain't a mechanic, so I can't help that brain whazzit you got with you. Sorry, friend. 155 VCANDY Can you heal me instead? 156 VCANDY I see. Say, I had some questions I wanted to ask you... 157 VCANDY Oh, well. Thanks anyway. 158 VCANDY All right...from the looks of it, it's gonna cost 159 VCANDY bucks. You got the cash, then you're good to go. 160 VCANDY No guarantees with the ol' Doctor in the back room, of course . . . 161 VCANDY All right. 162 VCANDY That's pretty steep. How about 163 VCANDY ? 164 VCANDY Never mind. How about me instead? 165 VCANDY What is this place? 166 VCANDY I found some combat implant schematics in the Vault City medical database. Could you perform the operation? 167 VCANDY I don't have enough. I'll be back when I have some more cash. 168 VCANDY I've changed my mind. Maybe some other time. 169 VCANDY Well, now...tell you what. 170 VCANDY bucks for the whole lot of you, and we'll call it even. What do you say? 171 VCANDY All right. 172 VCANDY I don't know. That's a little steep. How about 173 VCANDY bucks? 174 VCANDY Can you heal just me instead? 175 VCANDY What is this place? 176 VCANDY I found some combat implant schematics in the Vault City medical database. Could you perform the operation? 177 VCANDY I don't have enough. I'll be back when I have some more cash. 178 VCANDY I've changed my mind. Maybe some other time. 179 VCANDY Well...all right. That sounds fair. 180 VCANDY Let's get to it, then. I'll just hook up the ol' Doctor here...have 'em lay down, and I'll tighten the braces and secure the clamps... 181 VCANDY Fade out for 3 Seconds 182 VCANDY There, all stitched up! Knew the ol' Doctor still had some life left in 'im. 183 VCANDY Thanks. Say, there was another thing I needed... 184 VCANDY Much appreciated. We may be back. 185 VCANDY This here's the common body shop for Vault City. Me an' the ol' Doctor in the back patch up whoever needs some attention. 186 VCANDY "Ol' Doctor?" 187 VCANDY I see. Say, I had some other questions for you... 188 VCANDY Hmmm. Maybe I'll be back when I need your services. 189 VCANDY Yeah, the "Auto-Doctor" in the back room there. It's a loaner from the city. 190 VCANDY It can be a little ornery sometimes, but mostly it does its job. Mostly. 191 VCANDY Been running a lot smoother lately, which is good. Cuts down on repeat visitors. 192 VCANDY Yeah, I replaced some of the cables and cleaned out the interior. It shouldn't give you any more trouble. 193 VCANDY I see. Say, I had some other questions for you... 194 VCANDY Ornery, huh? Maybe I'll go take a look at it... 195 VCANDY Good to hear it. Talk to you later, Andrew. 196 VCANDY Eh...well...thank you very much. That was decent of you to volunteer to fix it like that. 197 VCANDY Oh, it wasn't a volunteer job. I expect some money for my services. 198 VCANDY Any chance I could get some sort of discount? 199 VCANDY No problem. Glad to help. 200 VCANDY Hell, no! I didn't ask you to fix it, so you don't get jack. I wouldn't push your luck as long as the guards are in earshot. 201 VCANDY Go ahead. Call them. They won't get here in time to save your ass. 202 VCANDY Well, then. You're welcome. 203 VCANDY So...was there something else I could help you with? 204 VCANDY What can I help you with? 205 VCANDY I could use some medical attention. 206 VCANDY Um, I need a growth removed. My sixth toe. 207 VCANDY My friend here could use some medical attention. 208 VCANDY My friends here could use some medical attention. 209 VCANDY What is this place? 210 VCANDY What is this place again? 211 VCANDY I found some combat implant schematics in the Vault City medical database. Could you perform the operation? 212 VCANDY Nothing more today, actually. 213 VCANDY Combat implants? What do you mean? 214 VCANDY Well, according to the schematics I saw, you can graft dermal plates and thermal dissipators to a person's skeleton using the following procedure... 215 VCANDY Huh. Well, I suppose with help from the ol' Doctor I could do that operation. Course, I'd need some impact plates and dissipators first...might be able to pry some out of a suit of combat armor, if you can find one. 216 VCANDY Can you give me the information on some of the implants? 217 VCANDY I've got a suit of combat armor right here. Can you give me the information on some of the implants? 218 VCANDY Hmmm. All right then. Say, I needed something else... 219 VCANDY Thanks. I may be back. 220 VCANDY Heh! You're serious then, I see. Well, now, this is a risky venture. The Citizens find out I'm using the ol' Doctor for this, an' they'll take it right back. 221 VCANDY I see. How much for the implants? 222 VCANDY Never mind then. I needed something else, though. 223 VCANDY Forget it, then. Maybe some other time. 224 VCANDY Depends what you want. You want low impact, high impact, low thermal, or high thermal? Each one's got its price tag. 225 VCANDY Which one? Low impact, high impact, low thermal, or high thermal? 226 VCANDY Low impact. 227 VCANDY High impact. 228 VCANDY Low thermal. 229 VCANDY High thermal. 230 VCANDY Nevermind. I had some other questions... 231 VCANDY Forget it. I have to be going. 232 VCANDY Standard Dermal Impact Armor takes the kick outta most explosions, punches, kicks, stuff like that. Say, 5%. I'll need to strip some Combat Armor for the plates, and it'll take two days to do the grafts. 7K oughta cover it. 233 VCANDY Sounds good. Here's the Combat Armor and the cash. 234 VCANDY 7000? Uh, 5000 bucks is all I have. 235 VCANDY Hmmm. Tell me about the other implants. 236 VCANDY Never mind. I had some other questions... 237 VCANDY I'll come back when I have more money. 238 VCANDY I'll come back when I get a set of Combat Armor. 239 VCANDY I see. Maybe some other time. 240 VCANDY Well, technically, "high impact" is standard Dermal Impact Armor with extra assault-issue impact plates crammed under your skin. 241 VCANDY So you're gonna need the basic dermal graft first. 242 VCANDY Okay, what's involved? 243 VCANDY Tell me about the other implants. 244 VCANDY Never mind. I had some other questions. 245 VCANDY I see. Maybe some other time. 246 VCANDY Well, I'm gonna need another set of combat armor to get the extra assault plates. Good thing is, the plates'll double the strength of the original grafts, so they'll absorb 10% of the kick. Except... 247 VCANDY Yes? 248 VCANDY Tell me about the other implants. 249 VCANDY Never mind. I had some other questions. 250 VCANDY I see. Maybe some other time. 251 VCANDY It'll take a stretch, a few days at least, assuming the ol' Doctor don't mess it up. An' it's expensive. 40K, as I see it. Plus...well, it ain't gonna help your looks none. 252 VCANDY How much will it hurt my looks? 253 VCANDY Tell me about the other implants. 254 VCANDY Never mind. I had some other questions. 255 VCANDY I see. Maybe some other time. 256 VCANDY All the curves you got are gonna become right angles, near as I can tell. 257 VCANDY You're gonna be all blocky-looking when I'm done. 258 VCANDY Shoving all those plates into your body means your charisma's gonna take a hit. You still game? 259 VCANDY Oh, what the hell. Here's the cash and the combat armor. 260 VCANDY I don't know. 40K's pretty steep. I do have $30,000 on me, though. 261 VCANDY Tell me about the other implants. 262 VCANDY Never mind. I had some other questions. 263 VCANDY I'll come back when I have more money. 264 VCANDY I'll come back when I get a suit of Combat Armor. 265 VCANDY I see. Maybe some other time. 266 VCANDY The Phoneix Impants take the bite outta fire, lasers and plasma burns...about 5%. I'll need to strip some combat armor for the thermal membranes, and it'll take two days for the operation. 10K oughta cover it. 267 VCANDY Sounds good. Here's the armor and the cash. 268 VCANDY $10,000's a bit out of my league. How about $8000? 269 VCANDY Tell me about the other implants. 270 VCANDY Never mind. I had some other questions. 271 VCANDY I'll come back when I have more money. 272 VCANDY I'll come back when I get a suit of combat armor. 273 VCANDY I see. Maybe some other time. 274 VCANDY Well, technically, "high thermal" is standard Phoenix Armor with some thermal dissipators layered over the membranes. 275 VCANDY So you're gonna need the basic Phoenix implant graft first. 276 VCANDY Okay, what's involved? 277 VCANDY Tell me about the other implants. 278 VCANDY Never mind. I had some other questions. 279 VCANDY I see. Maybe some other time. 280 VCANDY Well, I'm gonna need to scavenge thermal dissipators from another set of combat armor. Good thing is, the dissipators'll double the thermal resistance, absorbing 10% of the bite. But... 281 VCANDY Yes? 282 VCANDY Tell me about the other implants. 283 VCANDY Never mind. I had some other questions. 284 VCANDY I see. Maybe some other time. 285 VCANDY It's gonna make your skin blister. Bad. You'll look a lot like that bubbly pre-war packaging material, so don't expect to be getting too many dates after this. And it's gonna cost you. 50K. Up front. 286 VCANDY What the hell. Here's the cash...and another set of combat armor. 287 VCANDY 40,000 and it's a deal. 288 VCANDY Tell me about the other implants. 289 VCANDY Never mind. I had some other questions. 290 VCANDY I'll come back when I have more money. 291 VCANDY I'll come back when I have another set of combat armor. 292 VCANDY I see. Maybe some other time. 293 VCANDY Well...that sounds fair. 294 VCANDY All right, let me just bolt you into the ol' Doctor here...hope the anesthesia reservoir ain't clogged again...maybe you better bite down on this piece of brahmin hide just in case. 295 VCANDY Uh...okay. I mean, the Auto-Doc has regularly scheduled maintenance times, right? Heh-heh. How bad could it be? 296 VCANDY You know what? Forget it. I don't want to run the risk that the "ol' Doctor's" not up to it. 297 VCANDY Aieeeeeeeeeee! 298 VCANDY Wait 2 Seconds. 299 VCANDY Uh-oh. 300 VCANDY Player explodes in gruesome death animation. 301 VCANDY Wait 2 Seconds. 302 VCANDY Looks like the ol' Doctor wasn't up to it, after all... 303 VCANDY Wait 2 Seconds 304 VCANDY Nice boots on this one, though. Maybe I can sell them... 305 VCANDY Goto Death Screen 306 VCANDY Well...that sounds fair. 307 VCANDY All right, let me just bolt you into the ol' Doctor here...hope the anesthesia reservoir ain't clogged again...maybe you better bite down on this piece of brahmin hide just in case. 308 VCANDY Fade out for 3 Seconds 309 VCANDY Well, they're in, I guess. Uh, about the swelling and soreness, I'm pretty sure that both are just temporary side effects. Oh, that stabbing sensation you feel when you move your arms and legs should fade in a few weeks. 310 VCANDY Can you hear me? Whew. I didn't think there was any room left for those impact plates, but I was able to pry a lot of muscle tissue and cartilage out of the way. They're in a jar over there, if you want a souvenir. 311 VCANDY Mercy...that was trial and error surgery if I ever saw it. I ended up having to amputate some of your nerve endings...that's the burning and itching sensation you're feeling right now. It'll probably fade in a few weeks. 312 VCANDY I hope to heaven you can hear me right now. Look, when you regain feeling in your extremities, you'll feel an incredible itching sensation all over. Don't scratch! If you do, those pus-crusts over the drainage incisions'll burst and leave scars. Give 'em a few weeks to heal, okay? 313 VCANDY Fanks. Kuh uh ast yew sum mewr kesstions? 314 VCANDY Fanks, Adrew. Bye. 315 VCANDY Well...all right. That sounds fair. 316 VCANDY Let's get to it, then. I'll just hook up the ol' Doctor here...let me tighten the braces and secure the clamps... 317 VCANDY Fade out for 3 Seconds 318 VCANDY Hmmph. Looks like the ol' Doctor's being stubborn again. Piece of junk...still, I was glad I was able to pop the clamps before it started the exploratory surgery routine. Maybe it'll work better next time. 319 VCANDY Wha...? I want my money back! 320 VCANDY Oh, well, I hope so. Look, I needed something else... 321 VCANDY Yeah, maybe. I'm leaving. 322 VCANDY Sorry, no guarantees, no refunds. You take your chances. If you got a problem with it, take it up with the guards. 323 VCANDY Give me my money back right now, or I'll put you in the "ol' Doctor." 324 VCANDY Forget it then. I needed something else... 325 VCANDY Whatever. I'm leaving. 326 VCANDY Well, I can try. No guarantees with the ol' Doctor in the back room, of course. It's gonna cost you...and there's no telling if the operation'll take. Might grow back. 327 VCANDY I don't care. I want it off before it grows into a new me. 328 VCANDY Never mind then. I had some other questions... 329 VCANDY Forget it, then. Maybe I'll be back. 330 VCANDY Hmmmmm. Five hundred, and we'll call it a deal. I'm not authorized to perform amputations with the Auto-Doc, and it'll be my job if they find out. 331 VCANDY Fine. Five hundred. Now get the damn thing off. 332 VCANDY That's a little steep. How about $300? 333 VCANDY Never mind then. I had some other questions... 334 VCANDY Forget it, then. Maybe I'll be back. 335 VCANDY Forget it. I don't have that kind of cash right now. I may be back. 336 VCANDY Well...all right. That sounds fair. 337 VCANDY Let's get to it, then. I'll just hook up the ol' Doctor here...have 'em lay down, and I'll tighten the braces and secure the clamps... 338 VCANDY Fade out for 3 Seconds 339 VCANDY That little friend of yours should be gone now. I hope. It's hard to squeeze out all of that mutated pus out of the bone marrow. Anyway, here you go. 340 VCANDY Glad that's taken care of then. Say, there was another thing I needed... 341 VCANDY It better not grow back this time. I mean it. 342 VCANDY Much appreciated. I may be back. 343 VCANDY You have gained +2 Max HP. 344 VCANDY You have gained +4 Max HP. 345 VCANDY You have lost -2 Max HP. 346 VCANDY Uh, well, okay...but I warned you last time that it might not be safe. 347 VCANDY bucks for the whole lot of you, and we'll call it even. The procedure won't work on your robot brain, buddy. What do you say? 348 VCANDY Cool! I've always wanted to look like Kryten! Here's the cash and the combat armor. 100 VCBARCIT You see a Citizen in a bright blue jumpsuit. It looks like the Vault Dweller's suit, but there is no number on the back. 101 VCBARCIT You see a Vault City Citizen. 102 VCBARCIT You see a Citizen in a bright blue jumpsuit. It looks like the Vault Dweller's suit, but there is no number on the back. 103 VCBARCIT ::claps:: 104 VCBARCIT It's the hero! Look! 105 VCBARCIT My word! It's the hero, here, in Vault City! 106 VCBARCIT Good day, Captain. 107 VCBARCIT Vault City prevails, Captain. 108 VCBARCIT Good day, Citizen. 109 VCBARCIT Vault City prevails, Citizen. 110 VCBARCIT A mutant! Guards! Guards! 111 VCBARCIT A ghoul! Guards! Guards! 112 VCBARCIT How did you get inside the walls? 113 VCBARCIT Excuse me, do you have a Day Pass? 114 VCBARCIT Hmmmph. Another Outsider. 115 VCBARCIT Seems like more and more Outsiders are finding their way inside the walls... 116 VCBARCIT I certainly hope you have a Day Pass. 117 VCBARCIT Seems like they're issuing Day Passes to just about *any* Outsider lately... 118 VCBARCIT I have heard of your brave deeds. You have done a great service for Vault City...and the world. 119 VCBARCIT Your battle against the Enclave impressed even the First Citizen. 120 VCBARCIT I heard you traveled as far south as San...Fran...Cisco. Is that true? 121 VCBARCIT Maybe Vault City *should* welcome Outsiders. 122 VCBARCIT Was it true? Was the old world government still waging the war? 123 VCBARCIT You should catalog your travels in the Vault City computer so others may read about them. 124 VCBARCIT You are welcome to stay as long as you wish, hero. 125 VCBARCIT You should catalog your heroic exploits against the Enclave into a nice, tidy list. 126 VCBARCIT *Yawn*...hrmnnn? Yes? What is it? 127 VCBARCIT It's a little late for visitors. 128 VCBARCIT MOST Citizens would be asleep at this hour. 129 VCBARCIT Sleeping? No, not anymore. 130 VCBARCIT Please... come back in the morning. I have a long day of making lists tomorrow. 131 VCBARCIT Good day, Captain. 132 VCBARCIT Vault City prevails, Captain. 133 VCBARCIT Can I get you a donut, Captain? 134 VCBARCIT Anything wrong, Captain? 135 VCBARCIT I hope none of those filthy Outsiders are giving you trouble, Captain. 136 VCBARCIT Do you have any stories about the outside world, Captain? 137 VCBARCIT Good day, Citizen. 138 VCBARCIT Vault City prevails, Citizen. 139 VCBARCIT I'm feeling double-plus good. You? 140 VCBARCIT As a Citizen, it is part of our civic duty to make and maintain lists. 141 VCBARCIT I spent most of the day making that list for the Proconsul, then checking it. I love making lists. 142 VCBARCIT I work in the List Office. Most of us do. We here at Vault City *love* making lists. 143 VCBARCIT I spent most of the day today updating that list for the List Office. It was good, honest, productive work. 144 VCBARCIT I heard you actually traveled the outside world. How did you survive among those filthy Outsiders? 145 VCBARCIT Oh! You're the new Citizen. Welcome to Vault City. 146 VCBARCIT Do you need a place to stay while you're in town? 147 VCBARCIT The Council has our interests at heart. 148 VCBARCIT We must take care to keep our beautiful city clean. 149 VCBARCIT The servants? Oh, we use them for menial tasks. 150 VCBARCIT That Council meeting yesterday was very productive. We made *lots* of lists. We here at Vault City love to make lists. 151 VCBARCIT Yes? 152 VCBARCIT Something I can help you with...Outsider? 153 VCBARCIT I'm sorry, did you say something? 154 VCBARCIT Me? I'm going about my business. Perhaps you should, too. 155 VCBARCIT Can I see your Day Pass, please? 156 VCBARCIT Oh... sorry. I almost mistook you for a servant. 157 VCBARCIT I really don't have time to chat with an Outsider right now. Please move along. 158 VCBARCIT Could you keep your distance, please? 159 VCBARCIT Please stand over there. 160 VCBARCIT The servants free up our time for more important matters. Mostly list-making. 161 VCBARCIT The servants? Oh, we use them for menial tasks. 162 VCBARCIT Yes, I can smell... er, see, that you're an Outsider. 100 VCBARKUS You see...another...Vault City official. 101 VCBARKUS You see Barkus, the Vault City Servant Coordinator. 102 VCBARKUS What th--?! A mutant! In Vault City! Guards! Guards! 103 VCBARKUS What th--?! A ghoul! In Vault City! Guards! Guard! 104 VCBARKUS Umm...hurnhh? 105 VCBARKUS If it's a fight you want... 106 VCBARKUS The Servant Allocation Center is closed. Please return in the morning. 107 VCBARKUS Yes, Captain? 108 VCBARKUS Yes, Citizen? 109 VCBARKUS Yes, what is it? I'm behind in my assignments. 110 VCBARKUS Umm...Me luuwk Valt! 111 VCBARKUS Shamble off 112 VCBARKUS What is this building? 113 VCBARKUS I'm looking for the Vault. 114 VCBARKUS I'm looking for a particular Servant...Joshua, I believe. Is he here? 115 VCBARKUS You looking to buy any slaves...er, servants? 116 VCBARKUS Nothing today, thanks. 117 VCBARKUS This? Why, this is the Servant Assignment Center. Were you in need of a servant? 118 VCBARKUS This is the Servant Assignment Center. 119 VCBARKUS Servant Assignment Center? What's that? 120 VCBARKUS I'm looking for a particular Servant...Joshua, I believe. Is he here? 121 VCBARKUS Servant Allocation, huh? Do you buy slaves...er, servants here? 122 VCBARKUS No, just curious. Thanks. 123 VCBARKUS Just curious. thanks. 124 VCBARKUS The Vault? It's that huge hole in the mountain on the east side of the city. Head out the front door, turn left and walk straight ahead. You can't miss it. 125 VCBARKUS What is this building? 126 VCBARKUS Can anyone get in there? 127 VCBARKUS I had another question for you. 128 VCBARKUS Thanks for the directions. Goodbye. 129 VCBARKUS What th-? Are you one of the new Servants? 130 VCBARKUS Yup 131 VCBARKUS Uh-uh me leave now 132 VCBARKUS You must be new around here. I'll explain it...slowly. 133 VCBARKUS Citizens who need help with menial tasks come here to have a Servant assigned to them for the day. 134 VCBARKUS That sounds a lot like slavery. 135 VCBARKUS Oh, so this is where the slaves are stored? Why didn't you say so? 136 VCBARKUS Where do you get all these servants? 137 VCBARKUS I am looking for a particular Servant...Joshua, I believe. Is he here? 138 VCBARKUS Are you looking to buy slaves...er, servants, right now? 139 VCBARKUS All right, just curious, thanks. Good day. 140 VCBARKUS I'm tired of Servants being sent over with no clearance... *sigh*... let's see, you said you were looking for the Vault? That must be your assignment for the day. Very well. I will have someone escort you there. 141 VCBARKUS Valt! Valt! 142 VCBARKUS I'd watch that kind of talk if I were you. It is NOT slavery. We take care of these refugees, and they have a good life...better than they would get in the wastes. 143 VCBARKUS Where do you get them? 144 VCBARKUS Oh, I had some other questions... 145 VCBARKUS That's all I needed to know then, thanks. Good day. 146 VCBARKUS No, you need to be a Citizen in order to be allowed into the Vault. Now, look, I happen to be very busy at the moment, so if you would please excuse me... 147 VCBARKUS Just one more question... 148 VCBARKUS All right. Goodbye. 149 VCBARKUS Our Servants are usually refugees from raider attacks or contractual prisoners who wish to work off their sentence in a productive manner. 150 VCBARKUS Oh, you mean scripters? I knew this guy named Dan once who... 151 VCBARKUS At the cost of their freedom, eh? 152 VCBARKUS Do you have a contractual prisoner named Joshua in custody? 153 VCBARKUS Are you looking to buy any slave...er, servants...right now? 154 VCBARKUS Hmmm. I had another question... 155 VCBARKUS I see. Thanks for the information. 156 VCBARKUS No, not scripters, you moron. 157 VCBARKUS Moron? I had to work hard to get the minimum 9 Intelligence and Perception to find this node. Anyway, you were saying? 158 VCBARKUS You're a fine one to make moral judgments, slaver. Get out of here. 159 VCBARKUS You sound a lot like that idiot Moore...just what Vault City needs. Look, whoever you are, I have work to do, so if you'll kindly remove yourself... 160 VCBARKUS All right, all right... 161 VCBARKUS Why don't you make me leave? 162 VCBARKUS Joshua? Yes, we do have a Servant by that name, but you wouldn't want him assigned to you. Training him has been...difficult. I'm not certain he can be trained. 163 VCBARKUS Joshua? I think we once had a Servant by that name, but not anymore. 164 VCBARKUS I need to question him about a matter of Vault City security. Have him sent to the Courtyard at once. 165 VCBARKUS I would like him assigned to me anyway. 166 VCBARKUS Difficult? 167 VCBARKUS Oh, I don't want him assigned to me. Far from it. I am concerned that he might be infected. 168 VCBARKUS Hmmm. Another question then... 169 VCBARKUS All right. Goodbye. 170 VCBARKUS I don't think it's a good idea. Wait until he has undergone some more training first, then I'll consider it. 171 VCBARKUS You said he's been difficult? 172 VCBARKUS Just one more question... 173 VCBARKUS All right. Goodbye. 174 VCBARKUS Yes, he's more stubborn than almost any Servant we've ever had here. If I didn't know better, I'd assume his father was a brahmin. 175 VCBARKUS You know, that kind of attitude could prove to be a problem. What if the rest of the Servants start following his example? 176 VCBARKUS I could purchase him and take him off your hands. Does the Center take..."donations?" 177 VCBARKUS Just one more question... 178 VCBARKUS All right. Goodbye. 179 VCBARKUS That's true. I have had to separate him from some of the others...and just yesterday one of the Servants actually had the audacity to question one of my requests. 180 VCBARKUS You should release him now before it gets worse. 181 VCBARKUS Joshua? Yes, we do have a Servant by that name. He was recently transferred from the Corrections Center. Your interest in him is...? 182 VCBARKUS I'd like to negotiate for his release. 183 VCBARKUS I suspect he has a contagious disease. You might want to release him before he infects the other Servants. 184 VCBARKUS No reason. I did have some other questions... 185 VCBARKUS All right. Goodbye. 186 VCBARKUS Oh, really? And what makes you think I would release him? 187 VCBARKUS A sizeable donation to the Servant Allocation Center operating fund, perhaps? 188 VCBARKUS I suspect he has a contagious disease. You might want to release him before he infects the other Servants. 189 VCBARKUS No reason. I did have some other questions... 190 VCBARKUS All right. Goodbye. 191 VCBARKUS No, I was thinking of a more sizeable donation. 192 VCBARKUS Hmmn. Donations are indeed welcome to insure the smooth operation of the Center, but it would require a sizeable donation before I could release Joshua into your care. 193 VCBARKUS How about $1000? 194 VCBARKUS How about $750? 195 VCBARKUS How about $500? 196 VCBARKUS How about $250? 197 VCBARKUS I'll think about it. I did have some other questions... 198 VCBARKUS I see. I may return later. 199 VCBARKUS I see. I may return later when I have enough funds for a donation. 200 VCBARKUS Well...that's not as much of a donation as I would like, but it will do. I shall see to it that this Joshua you have requested is shipped to the Courtyard for processing. Let me make the necessary arrangements. 201 VCBARKUS Okay. 202 VCBARKUS It is done. Joshua is no longer a servant of Vault City, and he has been moved into the Courtyard with the rest of the Outworlders. 203 VCBARKUS Thanks. I had some other questions... 204 VCBARKUS Very well. I will go pick him up there, then. 205 VCBARKUS Sounds good. Hopefully, he won't make this way back into the city. 206 VCBARKUS Is that so? Are you aware that each Servant is thoroughly checked before being admitted into the Allocation Center? 207 VCBARKUS Maybe I was wrong. Nevertheless, I'd like to negotiate for his release. 208 VCBARKUS Are you aware of 209 VCBARKUS s Syndrome? It doesn't show up on most medical scans, and its symptoms can lie dormant for weeks. 210 VCBARKUS In the wastes, there is a disease called 211 VCBARKUS s Syndrome. Perhaps you've noticed the lowered energy level of your Servants recently? Their general surliness? 212 VCBARKUS That is utter nonsense. Now if you are quite done with wasting my time with your lies... 213 VCBARKUS All right, forget " 214 VCBARKUS s Syndrome." I'd still like to negotiate for Joshua's release. 215 VCBARKUS Never mind, then. I had some other questions... 216 VCBARKUS I'm leaving, then. Goodbye. 217 VCBARKUS Infected? Infected with what? 218 VCBARKUS Symptoms? What kind of symptoms? 219 VCBARKUS Perhaps you've noticed the lowered energy level of your Servants recently? Short attention span? Their inability to hear orders and follow them correctly? Those are only the early stages. 220 VCBARKUS Uh... 221 VCBARKUS s Syndrome. A lot of Outworlders have it. Its symptoms include, uh, speaking when not being spoken to. And using coarse language. 222 VCBARKUS Hmmmm. It wouldn't do if Citizens began to report problems with the Servants...very well, I shall release Joshua at once. If you would give me a moment to make the arrangements... 223 VCBARKUS Yes...I have noticed those symptoms in the Servants of late. Contagious, you say? Hmmm. Well, if this Joshua is a carrier, I shall release him at once. Give me a moment to make the arrangements... 224 VCBARKUS No problem. Joshua would be better off with the Outworlders anyway. 225 VCBARKUS Of course, Captain. I will take care of it right now. 226 VCBARKUS Excellent. Thank you, Citizen. 227 VCBARKUS Perhaps. Do you have some you wish to sell? 228 VCBARKUS Yes, I have one right here with me. Take a look and make me an offer. 229 VCBARKUS Yes, I have a few right here with me. Take a look and make me an offer. 230 VCBARKUS No, actually. I had some questions for you... 231 VCBARKUS No, not today, actually. Goodbye. 232 VCBARKUS Hmmm. That woman there, Miria, is it? She has strong arms...and nice hips. I will buy her from you for $250. 233 VCBARKUS Hmmm. that boy there, Davin, is it? He look relatively free from Outworlder contamination. I will buy him from you for $250. 234 VCBARKUS Hmmm. That tribal you have. He smells...strongly. But he looks healthy. I'll take him for $100. 235 VCBARKUS Hmmm. That man there...Vic, is it? Even though he's old, he looks like a handyman. $100. 236 VCBARKUS Perhaps you should return when you have a servant of value to show me. Your current stock... is unimpressive. 237 VCBARKUS C'mon, the slave's worth more than that. 238 VCBARKUS That is a fair price. The servant's all yours. 239 VCBARKUS Actually, I'm not looking to sell that one just yet. I did have some questions I wanted to ask you... 240 VCBARKUS Actually, I'm not looking to sell that slave. Let's deal another time. 241 VCBARKUS Very well. I had some questions for you, though... 242 VCBARKUS All right. Some other time when I get better stock, then. 243 VCBARKUS No, I don't think so...250 or nothing. 244 VCBARKUS No, the boy looks like he would be difficult to train...200 or nothing. 245 VCBARKUS Look. It'll take a week to wash the smell off that tribal. 100 or nothing. 246 VCBARKUS You can't even promise me that he won't have a heat attack once he leaves you care. He's old. 100 or nothing. 247 VCBARKUS All right, that's fair. The servant's all yours. 248 VCBARKUS Forget it, then. I did have some questions I wanted to ask you... 249 VCBARKUS Nothing it is, then. I can't afford to let my servant go for that price. Maybe some other time. 250 VCBARKUS Hmmmm...She does look like a healthy specimen...maybe I could put her to work around here. $500. And that's my final offer. 251 VCBARKUS Hmmmm. He is a healthy specimen. $400 for him, then. 252 VCBARKUS Hmmmm. All right. $200, then. And no more haggling. 253 VCBARKUS Hmmmmmmm. $200. And not a dollar more. 254 VCBARKUS That's fair. The servant's all yours. 255 VCBARKUS Actually, I'm not looking to sell that one just yet. I did have some questions I wanted to ask you... 256 VCBARKUS Actually, I'm not looking to sell that slave. Let's deal another time. 257 VCBARKUS Excellent. Here is your money. I will have her shipped off for medical tests and processing. 258 VCBARKUS Excellent. Here is your money. I will have him shipped off for medical tests and processing. 259 VCBARKUS Excellent. Here is your money. I will have the tribal shipped off for medical tests and processing. 260 VCBARKUS Excellent. Here is your money. I will have the old man shipped off for medical tests and processing. 261 VCBARKUS Give me a moment to take care of the arrangements... 262 VCBARKUS Sure. I'll just wait here. 263 VCBARKUS Very well. Your Servant has been relocated for medical testing and re-conditioning. Curious...the Servant seemed quite surprised by the whole affair. It took a few tranquilizer darts to smooth things over. I put everything the Servant was carrying in the box in my office. 264 VCBARKUS Well, Servants will be Servants. I had some other questions I wanted to ask you... 265 VCBARKUS Really? Well, I 'm sure they'll be more docile as time goes on. Are you interested in any other companions? 266 VCBARKUS Yeah, they can be a little difficult at first; they'll get accustomed to it. Good day. 267 VCBARKUS What are you doing back here? I sent you to the Vault! Of all the... very well, I will have someone escort you back there. 268 VCBARKUS Oh-keeeee 100 VCBARPAT You see a dusty-looking traveler. 101 VCBARPAT You see a bar patron. 102 VCBARPAT You see a dusty-looking traveler. 103 VCBARPAT Hey! Everybody! It's the one who kicked the Enclave's ass! 104 VCBARPAT Congratulations, hero! 105 VCBARPAT Hey, hero! Lemme buy you a drink, all right? 106 VCBARPAT Looks like the Captain's slumming... 107 VCBARPAT Well, if it ain't the First Citizen's favorite toadie... 108 VCBARPAT Well, if it ain't th' "Captain..." 109 VCBARPAT Everybody watch out. The law just walked in. 110 VCBARPAT You slumming, Citizen? 111 VCBARPAT Don't you belong inside the city, "Citizen?" 112 VCBARPAT Damn Citizens just stroll on in whenever they feel like it... 113 VCBARPAT Whoa... that a mutant?! 114 VCBARPAT Clear out, boys. There's a mutant in the house. 115 VCBARPAT There's gonna be trouble if them guards see that mutant... 116 VCBARPAT They're letting *mutants* in here now? 117 VCBARPAT That mutant's gonna find himself in the Detention Center... 118 VCBARPAT Tell me that's not a ghoul. 119 VCBARPAT What's that *stink?!* Get that ghoul outta here! 120 VCBARPAT Get that filthy ghoul outta the bar! 121 VCBARPAT If that ghoul sheds any body parts in here, I'll gut him. 122 VCBARPAT That ghoul's gonna be target practice if the guards see him. 123 VCBARPAT Can barely afford a Day Pass nowadays... 124 VCBARPAT Brahmin prices keep going up... 125 VCBARPAT Gonna be a bad season if the drought continues... 126 VCBARPAT Slumming, Captain? 127 VCBARPAT Look, I ain't done nothing, Captain. I'm just minding my own business. 128 VCBARPAT I don't know nothing, Captain. Now leave me alone. 129 VCBARPAT Take a hike, "Captain." 130 VCBARPAT Looks like Lynette'll make anyone a Citizen nowadays. 131 VCBARPAT I already paid the guards their protection money. Now leave me alone. 132 VCBARPAT Slumming, Citizen? 133 VCBARPAT Maybe you better get inside the walls, Citizen. 134 VCBARPAT Beat it, Citizen. 135 VCBARPAT Take a hike, Citizen. 136 VCBARPAT Looks like Lynette'll make anyone a Citizen nowadays. 137 VCBARPAT That Smith's a nice fella. 138 VCBARPAT I don't think I'll ever be able to get a Day Pass. 139 VCBARPAT Don't drink the water around here. It makes geiger counters tick. 140 VCBARPAT Whenever those Citizens walk by, they don't make eye contact or say hello. 141 VCBARPAT Vault City may not love us, but at least they protect us. 142 VCBARPAT Watch out for that Autodoc. It cures you...most of the time. Just don't press your luck. 143 VCBARPAT Ed, the brahmin dealer, had to raise his prices again to meet the monthly guard payment. 144 VCBARPAT That Skeev let me slip some hootch into town for a percentage. 145 VCBARPAT Been on the road for the past week. Came from NCR, way down south. 146 VCBARPAT Some friends of mine went to Reno...ain't seen 'em since. 147 VCBARPAT I hear Reno's getting tense again. Them families hate each other. 148 VCBARPAT I hear those ghouls up at Gecko are planning to attack the city. 149 VCBARPAT Don't cross any of the Citizens or they'll slap you in the Detention Center. 150 VCBARPAT That Lynette is a cold one. 151 VCBARPAT Vault City ain't exactly a "free" city. It ain't bad, though. 100 VCCASIDY You see an elderly man with deep wrinkles along his face. If he notices you looking at him, he gives no sign. 101 VCCASIDY You see Cassidy. 102 VCCASIDY You see an elderly man with deep wrinkles along his face. He nods at you. 103 VCCASIDY Well, now. I ain't seen you around before, stranger. Name's Cassidy. I run this place. What can I do for you? 104 VCCASIDY Well now, if it ain't the mysterious stranger. What can I do for you today? 105 VCCASIDY Ug Nog? 106 VCCASIDY Shamble off 107 VCCASIDY I'm looking for the Vault. 108 VCCASIDY You looking to get out of here yet? 109 VCCASIDY What have you got on tap? 110 VCCASIDY Anything interesting going on around here? 111 VCCASIDY Nothing today, thanks. 112 VCCASIDY Hit on the head a little too often, eh? Sorry, I don't speak imbecile. 113 VCCASIDY Bee-sil? 114 VCCASIDY Vault? Only Vault I know of is the one inside the city. Big friggin' hole...you can't miss it, trust me. 115 VCCASIDY What do you have to drink here? 116 VCCASIDY Anything interesting going on around here? 117 VCCASIDY Thanks for the directions. Goodbye. 118 VCCASIDY Beer for $20, shot of whiskey for $30. Nothing special. Why, you want something? 119 VCCASIDY I'm looking for the Vault. 120 VCCASIDY I'll take a beer. 121 VCCASIDY I'll take a shot. 122 VCCASIDY Anything interesting going on around here? 123 VCCASIDY Not really. Thanks anyway. 124 VCCASIDY "Interesting?" Heh. Friend, Vault City ain't an "interesting" place...unless the guards get bored, then you better take cover. Why you asking? You looking for something in this sinkhole? 125 VCCASIDY What do you have to drink here? 126 VCCASIDY Actually, I'm looking for the Vault. 127 VCCASIDY It can't be that bad here. 128 VCCASIDY Not really. Thanks anyway. 129 VCCASIDY Here you go. Drink up. It might help you forget where you are. 130 VCCASIDY This place can't be that bad. 131 VCCASIDY Thanks for the drink. I have to be going. 132 VCCASIDY Oh, really? Well, hell then, I must be mistaken, considering YOU'RE the authority and all. Guess you must have been napping during the raid last week? 133 VCCASIDY Raid? 134 VCCASIDY Aw, yeah, a beautiful sight it was. A guard patrol broke in here looking for "illegal substances." They busted down the door, busted up my stock, then busted up a few of my customers, too. 135 VCCASIDY What happened after that? 136 VCCASIDY Sorry to hear it. I'll talk to you later. 137 VCCASIDY After they hauled away this one guy, Joshua, for resisting arrest, they fined my ass for finding - get this - REAL whiskey on the premises. Nevermind that I got a permit from Stark three months before. Bastards. 138 VCCASIDY Whoa. No kidding. 139 VCCASIDY Sorry to hear it. I'll talk to you later. 140 VCCASIDY It gets better. Now I'm in debt to the guards for the fine, an' I had to buy a new case of alcohol from a merchant at triple my standard rate. I'm expecting the guards to come knocking again soon, just to bust my chops. 141 VCCASIDY What's it like most of the time? 142 VCCASIDY Hope things look up for you in the future. See you. 143 VCCASIDY Even the good days ain't worth a damn. The Citizens don't drink much, so I'm stuck here pouring drinks for merchants. The next cheap sonuvabitch who haggles for a drink is going to be wearing his ass as a hat. 144 VCCASIDY Why are you here if you hate it so much? 145 VCCASIDY Sorry to hear that. I'm looking for a Vault. Can you help me out? 146 VCCASIDY Sorry to hear it. Hope things get better. 147 VCCASIDY I have a bad heart. Need cardio booster shots to keep it beating. This city's the only place to get real medical care, so I thought I'd settle here, try and make a living. 148 VCCASIDY You sound pretty fed up with the place. 149 VCCASIDY I see. Say, I'm looking for a Vault. Can you help me out? 150 VCCASIDY Hope things get better for you from here on. See you. 151 VCCASIDY Makes me want to close up shop and let this City rot. Screw 'em all. 152 VCCASIDY Why don't you leave? 153 VCCASIDY Sorry to hear it. Hope things work out for you. 154 VCCASIDY Go into the wastes by myself? Ha! I'm sick of this place, but I ain't stupid. 155 VCCASIDY I'm heading out that way again. Why don't you come along? 156 VCCASIDY Well, good luck to you then. 157 VCCASIDY No offense or nothin', but you don't look too capable of leading anybody. It looks like the wastes would have you for dinner. 158 VCCASIDY Naw, I don't travel with slavers. They have a nasty habit o' selling you when they get low on cash. No offense. 159 VCCASIDY Naw, you have the look of somebody with one foot in the grave and the other in hell. I don't think I need to stain my reputation any more than it is. 160 VCCASIDY Naw...you look like you got enough of a crowd already. 161 VCCASIDY All right. Well, good luck. 162 VCCASIDY Forget I asked then, asshole. Go back to tending bar in this shitwater burg. 163 VCCASIDY Nevermind then. Your loss. 164 VCCASIDY Heh. You serious? 165 VCCASIDY Sure. Why the hell not? You look like you know how to take care of yourself in a fight. 166 VCCASIDY On second thought, it's pretty dangerous out there, especially for someone with heart trouble. You'd be better off here. 167 VCCASIDY All right, count me in. 168 VCCASIDY Let's hit it. 171 VCCASIDY What's up? You got that "I need to tell you something you might not like" look again. 172 VCCASIDY Yeah? 173 VCCASIDY What's up? You got that "I'm pulling rank" look again. 174 VCCASIDY I wanted to ask you some questions... 175 VCCASIDY You look like you've taken some damage. Use some stims and heal yourself. 176 VCCASIDY Cassidy, I need you to wait here until I come back. 177 VCCASIDY Put your weapon away. 178 VCCASIDY Stay close to me. 179 VCCASIDY Don't get too far away. 180 VCCASIDY We should spread out a bit. 181 VCCASIDY C'mon, Cassidy. Time to head out. 182 VCCASIDY Nothing, never mind. 261 VCCASIDY You want me to put a bullet in Myron's head, is that it? It'd be no trouble. Just give the word. 262 VCCASIDY What's on your mind? 263 VCCASIDY Why do you want to cap Myron? 264 VCCASIDY What weapons are you skilled with? 265 VCCASIDY Actually, I had something else I wanted you to do... 266 VCCASIDY Actually, I had something I wanted you to do... 267 VCCASIDY Nevermind. Let's move on. 268 VCCASIDY No, don't hurt Myron. Not today, anyway. I'll keep you posted. 269 VCCASIDY Well, shotguns and rifles, mostly...just personal preference. I ain't a bad shot with pistols, neither. 270 VCCASIDY Anything else? 271 VCCASIDY Okay. I had some other questions... 272 VCCASIDY All right. Just checking. 273 VCCASIDY If you ever need to learn somebody some manners up close and personal, slip me some brass knuckles, and I can tapdance on their face with my fists. 274 VCCASIDY Great. Anything else? 275 VCCASIDY Okay. I had some other questions... 276 VCCASIDY All right. Just checking. 277 VCCASIDY Uh, well...just between you and me, I can also use a spear pretty good. Me and my buddies used to hunt radscorpions with spears way back when...fact I'm alive and they ain't might tell you something. 278 VCCASIDY Nothing wrong with using a spear. 279 VCCASIDY Okay. I had some other questions... 280 VCCASIDY All right. Just checking. 281 VCCASIDY Says you. Just don't be calling me no tribal, and we'll get along just fine. 282 VCCASIDY Don't want people mistaking me for ol' Bone-nose over there. Heh-heh. I ain't never seen no tribal do something as dumb as jam a bone in his nose. 283 VCCASIDY Of course there isn't. Spear's a fine weapon. Lots of tribal friends of mine use 'em. 284 VCCASIDY Did you know that I am a "tribal?" 285 VCCASIDY Hmmm. Look, I had some other questions... 286 VCCASIDY All right. Thanks for the rundown. 287 VCCASIDY Aw, don't be playing with ol' Cassidy now. You ain't no tribal. 288 VCCASIDY Yes, I am. 289 VCCASIDY Whatever. Look, I had some other questions... 290 VCCASIDY Forget it. I don't want to get into this with you right now. 291 VCCASIDY Uh, well...damn it all, you can have my apology right here and now. I didn't mean any offense. 292 VCCASIDY Sure you didn't. Look, I had some other questions... 293 VCCASIDY Forget it. Let's move on. 294 VCCASIDY Well, now, before you go, I got a question for you. What are we doing out here? We seem to be running all over the place looking for something. Have we got some sort of plan? 295 VCCASIDY We're looking for a GECK - a Garden of Eden Creation Kit. My village needs it to restore their crops. 296 VCCASIDY We're going to the Vault, then return the GECK to my village. 297 VCCASIDY My village has been kidnapped. I'm trying to find out what happened to them. 298 VCCASIDY Them things come in kits now, huh? Man, the good book don't mention that, does it? Well, all right then. Let's get hunting. 299 VCCASIDY Huh. All right then, just checking. 300 VCCASIDY I wouldn't mind plugging a few holes in some kidnappers. A little frontier justice never hurt anyone...well, at least not me. 301 VCCASIDY All right. Let's go. 302 VCCASIDY The things that little cuss says ain't fit for decent ears. 303 VCCASIDY Especially a woman's. 304 VCCASIDY Why, Cassidy, I didn't know you cared. My heart's all a-flutter. 305 VCCASIDY So? What are you saying? 306 VCCASIDY You know, you cuss a lot, too, Cassidy. 307 VCCASIDY Tell me about it. Let's get going. 308 VCCASIDY Yeah, but when I do it, it's got style. He's just a little trash mouth. 309 VCCASIDY And I don't like the way he looks at you, neither. 310 VCCASIDY Why, Cassidy, I didn't know you cared. My heart's all a-flutter. 311 VCCASIDY So? What are you saying? 312 VCCASIDY Tell me about it. Let's get going. 313 VCCASIDY Now hold on, I didn't mean it like that. 314 VCCASIDY All I'm saying is that bona fide little asshole's gonna get his number clocked one day when it's just me and him and a hole in the desert. 315 VCCASIDY Well, life can be a harsh teacher on its own. I had some other questions for you... 316 VCCASIDY Well, he's bound to bite it any time now anyway. I wouldn't worry about it. 317 VCCASIDY Just calm down, Cassidy. Leave Myron alone. 318 VCCASIDY I hate this place. 319 VCCASIDY I was hoping we'd steer clear of this place for good. 320 VCCASIDY City of tight-asses... 321 VCCASIDY This place looks worse than Vault City. 322 VCCASIDY Good thing I checked my weapons before I came in here. 323 VCCASIDY If I kick the bucket, don't bury me here. 324 VCCASIDY Watch yourself around here. The locals ain't too friendly. 325 VCCASIDY Heh. Never thought I'd see San Francisco. 326 VCCASIDY Never thought you'd keep an old timer like me 'round this long. Let's get this job done and go home. 327 VCCASIDY Redding's a mining town. Gold, mostly. A lot of caravans came to Vault City from here. 328 VCCASIDY Broken Hills is a mining town...mostly uranium ore. It can be a rough place, so watch yourself. 329 VCCASIDY I got some poison runnin' through my system. Got any antidote? 330 VCCASIDY I'm glowing like a neon sign over here. Got any anti-radiation chems? 331 VCCASIDY I'm hurting pretty bad over here. Got any stims? 332 VCCASIDY You keep your nose clean, Myron. I'm watching you. 333 VCCASIDY Step outta line, Myron, and I'm gonna cut you. 334 VCCASIDY Dammit, Lenny, you need a bath. Or some disinfectant. 335 VCCASIDY Ghoul-boy, you better keep your damn distance. Shoooo-weee, do you stink. 336 VCCASIDY That's the meanest-looking dog I've ever seen. 337 VCCASIDY Easy, pooch. Cassidy's your friend, all right? 338 VCCASIDY Wonder what that cyberdog eats. Humans, probably. 339 VCCASIDY If that cyberdog starts humping my leg, I'm gonna put it down. 340 VCCASIDY Ahhhh. Boy, am I glad they made millions of these things before the bomb dropped. 341 VCCASIDY Thanks, friend. 342 VCCASIDY Hope takin' these stims don't hurt my heart none... 343 VCCASIDY What th--?! No, my heart! I...*hrrrkkk* 344 VCCASIDY Sorry, I was just admirin' the view. 345 VCCASIDY Hell, I'll just stand over here, then. 346 VCCASIDY My apologies, friend. Didn't mean to block your way. 347 VCCASIDY Ahhhhh. That hit the spot. Thank you kindly. 348 VCCASIDY *Hic* Heh-heh. Nothing like some good ol' firewater to get the blood pumping. 349 VCCASIDY Thanks. Hell, you should take a swig, too. 350 VCCASIDY That's the Vault. Big friggin' thing, innit? 351 VCCASIDY You want me to join you again? 352 VCCASIDY I'm good to go whenever you are. 353 VCCASIDY Sure you don't need my help? 354 VCCASIDY I'm itching to get going. 355 VCCASIDY Sure could go for a smoke. 356 VCCASIDY Dad named me after some comic book character from before the war. Said he was a mean sonuvabitch, too. 357 VCCASIDY It's good to be traveling again. Living in Vault City was giving me an ulcer. 358 VCCASIDY Hope my heart doesn't act up while we're travelling... 359 VCCASIDY Sure could use a drink. 360 VCCASIDY Better check my gear again. 361 VCCASIDY Goddamn arthritis... 362 VCCASIDY If I was twenty years younger, I'd go east and explore the Midwest. Too late now, I s'pose. 363 VCCASIDY I hear they got twisters miles wide in the Midwest. It's a big ol' radioactive dustbowl now. 364 VCCASIDY Wonder if Texas survived the war... 365 VCCASIDY Thanks, friend. I...whoa. Now my vision's getting all cloudy. 366 VCCASIDY I heard this stuff makes you hallucin...whoa! Where the hell did all these snakes come from?! 367 VCCASIDY Whenever I take this stuff, I have flashbacks. 368 VCCASIDY Nothing like a little backwater tribal healing... 369 VCCASIDY I'm about due for some crutches and a wheelchair over here. 370 VCCASIDY Cassidy dies of a heart attack. 371 VCCASIDY You have convinced Cassidy to join your party. 1000 VCCASIDY Well...all right, then. I'll wait here 'til you get back. 1100 VCCASIDY Sure. Can't promise I won't pull it out again if there's trouble, though. 1200 VCCASIDY All right, I'll stick close to you then. You must be expecting trouble. 1300 VCCASIDY All right, I'll keep some distance. Get a better vantage point that way. 1400 VCCASIDY All right, I'll be watching your back. You need me, holler, and I'll come running. 2000 VCCASIDY No offense or nothin', but you don't look too capable of leading anybody. It looks like the wastes would have you for dinner. 2100 VCCASIDY Naw, I don't travel with slavers. They have a nasty habit o' selling you when they get low on cash. No offense. 2200 VCCASIDY Naw, you have the look of somebody with one foot in the grave and the other in hell. I don't think I need to stain my reputation any more than it is. 2300 VCCASIDY Naw... you look like you got enough of a crowd already. 2400 VCCASIDY All right, then. 2999 VCCASIDY All right. Take care, then. 3000 VCCASIDY Let's head out. 3100 VCCASIDY Forget I asked then, asshole. 3200 VCCASIDY Never mind, then. Your loss. 4100 VCCASIDY Okay, everything's stitched up. I'm good to go. 4200 VCCASIDY Okay, pretty much everything is patched up. 4300 VCCASIDY That pretty much did it, but I could use a couple more stims. 4400 VCCASIDY I used what I could, but I'm still pretty messed up. If you got any more stims to spare, I could sure use 'em. I can still walk, though. 9999 VCCASIDY I wanted to ask you some questions... 10001 VCCASIDY Take some more stims and heal yourself. 10002 VCCASIDY Cassidy, I need you to wait here until I come back. 10003 VCCASIDY Put your weapon away. 10004 VCCASIDY Stay close to me. 10005 VCCASIDY Don't get too far away. 10006 VCCASIDY We should spread out a bit. 10100 VCCASIDY C'mon, Cassidy. Time to head out. 10007 VCCASIDY Let's head out then. 20000 VCCASIDY All right, I'm listening. 20001 VCCASIDY My gear? What about it? 20002 VCCASIDY No problem. Too hot for that kinda gear, anyway. Makes me sweat like a New Reno whore. 20003 VCCASIDY Let's try a different formation. 20004 VCCASIDY I need to talk to you about your gear. 20005 VCCASIDY Forget it. Let's stick to the formation we have now. 20006 VCCASIDY Never mind. There's nothing I need to know about your gear. 20007 VCCASIDY I need you to remove that armor you're wearing. 100 VCCHARLY You see Charlie. 101 VCCHARLY You see a gaunt man. His hair is plastered to his head in ragged clumps, and his skin is hanging loosely on his body. 102 VCCHARLY You see Charlie. 103 VCCHARLY You see a gaunt man. His hair is plastered to his head in ragged clumps, and his skin is hanging loosely on his body. 104 VCCHARLY You see a gaunt man... it looks like he has symptoms of radiation poisoning. 105 VCCHARLY You see Charlie. 106 VCCHARLY You see a gaunt man... it looks like he has symptoms of radiation poisoning. 107 VCCHARLY You see Charlie... he looks like he has put on weight, and is breathing normally. 108 VCCHARLY You see Charlie. 109 VCCHARLY You see Charlie...he looks like he has put on weight, and is breathing normally. 110 VCCHARLY This man has radiation poisoning. Your skills can't help him. He needs medication. 111 VCCHARLY This man looks terribly sick. You're not sure what's wrong. 112 VCCHARLY Thanks, but I'm fine, really. That Rad-Away stuff did the trick. 113 VCCHARLY You find a vein and inject the Radaway into Charlie's system. 114 VCCHARLY *Urhkkkk*... 115 VCCHARLY 3 Seconds 116 VCCHARLY Unhhhhh...*cough* *cough*... 117 VCCHARLY 3 Seconds 118 VCCHARLY Hrnnhhhh...eh...ahhhhh 119 VCCHARLY 3 Seconds 120 VCCHARLY What happened? I feel tons better. 121 VCCHARLY You have cured Charlie. 122 VCCHARLY *Errhhhhhh* 123 VCCHARLY *Wheeze* 124 VCCHARLY *Cough-Cough* 125 VCCHARLY *Urhkkkk* 126 VCCHARLY Last time I drink the damned water in this town, that's fer sure. 127 VCCHARLY Surprised I still ain't glowing... 128 VCCHARLY Damn Rad-Away gives me the runs... 129 VCCHARLY Thanks, stranger. I appreciate your help... I couldn't afford the Autodoc. 130 VCCHARLY Wish I could reward you, but I ain't even got two caps to rub together. 131 VCCHARLY Last time I drink the damned water in this town, that's fer sure. 132 VCCHARLY Surprised I still ain't glowing... 100 VCCHET You see the Illicit Allocations Chief, Chet. 101 VCCHET You see a shifty-looking man wearing a Vault 13 jumpsuit. 102 VCCHET You see the Illicit Allocations Chief, Chet. 103 VCCHET You see a shifty-looking man wearing a Vault 13 jumpsuit. 104 VCCHET Hey, there. I'm the Illicit Allocations Chief... but you can call me Chet. You need something? 105 VCCHET Need anything else? 106 VCCHET Set the endgame flag, Chet. I'm all done. 107 VCCHET Make me Captain of the Guard. Now. 108 VCCHET Make me a real citizen, if you please. 109 VCCHET Make me a fake citizen and give me the papers. 110 VCCHET Make me a kicked out citizen. 111 VCCHET Change my reputation. 112 VCCHET (Doesn't work) I need a character in my party. 113 VCCHET Nope, nothing. 114 VCCHET To what? 115 VCCHET Make me a slaver. 116 VCCHET Make me a childkiller. 117 VCCHET Nothing...just lower my karma by a 100. 118 VCCHET Nevermind. I wanted something else... 119 VCCHET Nope, nothing. 120 VCCHET Who? 121 VCCHET Marcus. 122 VCCHET Lenny. 123 VCCHET Vic. 124 VCCHET Myron. 125 VCCHET Nobody. I have more needs. 100 VCCITPRS You see a prisoner. 101 VCCITPRS You see a Citizen prisoner. 102 VCCITPRS Not a good idea to talk back to Lynette. 103 VCCITPRS Just sleeping it off. 104 VCCITPRS Didn't do enough to get my Citizenship revoked. 105 VCCITPRS Moore *said* I'd get caught... 106 VCCITPRS I'm in here for my own good. 100 VCCONNAR You see a dirty but strong-looking man. 101 VCCONNAR You see Connar. 102 VCCONNAR Hey you! What are you doing! 103 VCCONNAR Stay where you are for now, wanderer. What are you doing here? 104 VCCONNAR I'm killing off the monsters here. 105 VCCONNAR Why, what's it to you? 106 VCCONNAR Why you Yell! 107 VCCONNAR I bet those bastards at Vault City sent you. Well you best be off, and leave everything else alive. 108 VCCONNAR Well, it's a little late for that. 109 VCCONNAR Why? 110 VCCONNAR Sorry, I have a job to do. 111 VCCONNAR Those creatures are the only thing that are stopping Vault City from making us their so-called servants. 112 VCCONNAR Well they're paying me to get rid of the monsters, and that's what I'm going to do. 113 VCCONNAR They didn't tell me that. 114 VCCONNAR They're paying me to get rid of them, and the job's done. 115 VCCONNAR You idiot! Why the hell did you do that! 116 VCCONNAR I needed the money. 117 VCCONNAR They'll come for us if you do that, you know. 118 VCCONNAR Not my problem. 119 VCCONNAR Well I hope you choke on it. They'll be here for us soon. 120 VCCONNAR I didn't know this was why they wanted the job done. 121 VCCONNAR Yeah, well, I don't deal with trash like you anyway. 122 VCCONNAR Well, we can't let you do that. 123 VCCONNAR You gotta do what you gotta do. 124 VCCONNAR You believed them at face value? You've a lot to learn about the world, friend. 125 VCCONNAR Is there anything I could do to help? 126 VCCONNAR The Vault City boys aren't the bravest. You show them any kind of a fight and they run for the hills. If we had a few guns, I think we could hold them off. 127 VCCONNAR What sort of guns? 128 VCCONNAR Well, I'm good with a shotgun, and we have some people in here that can handle a rifle. I think three of those would do. 129 VCCONNAR I'll see what I can do. 130 VCCONNAR You're not wanted here. Leave now. 131 VCCONNAR I changed my mind. What can I do to help? 132 VCCONNAR Yeah, well, you're not going to be here for long anyway. 133 VCCONNAR Like I care. 134 VCCONNAR You're back! Do you have the guns for us? 135 VCCONNAR What was it that you needed again? 136 VCCONNAR Yep, here they are. 137 VCCONNAR We need three rifles and a shotgun. The sooner you can get them to us, the better. 138 VCCONNAR Okay. 139 VCCONNAR With these, we'll be able to make something of this place over the next months. If you ever need a place to rest, you will always be welcome here. 140 VCCONNAR You're welcome. 141 VCCONNAR Welcome back. Things are going well. We're going to work on expanding the Village. 142 VCCONNAR Hello again! Things have been going well, as you can see. Look around if you have the time. 143 VCCONNAR We're still building. We're hoping to expand the walls again in the next month. 144 VCCONNAR Greetings! The village has expanded again as we have hoped. You are welcome as always. 145 VCCONNAR We have nothing to fear from Vault City any longer, and will be able to live here in peace. Thank you again, wanderer. 100 VCCOUBAR You see a bartender. 101 VCCOUBAR You see a tall man in an elegant suit. He is staring straight ahead and paying no attention to the patrons around him. 102 VCCOUBAR You see a bartender. 103 VCCOUBAR This man looks stone-faced. If he notices you, he shows no sign. 104 VCCOUBAR Care for a drink, hero? 105 VCCOUBAR Welcome, hero. Please, take a seat in the bar. 106 VCCOUBAR Please! Take a seat, rest for a while! 107 VCCOUBAR Good day, Captain. 108 VCCOUBAR Vault City prevails, Captain. 109 VCCOUBAR Good day, Citizen. 110 VCCOUBAR Vault City prevails, Citizen. 111 VCCOUBAR A mutant! Guards! Guards! 112 VCCOUBAR A ghoul! Guards! Guards! 113 VCCOUBAR I'm sorry, but the bar is closed for the evening. 114 VCCOUBAR The bar is closed. I'll be returning home once I finish this inventory list. 115 VCCOUBAR Don't you have homes to go to? 116 VCCOUBAR Welcome! We've all heard about your exploits against the Enclave. Can I get you something to drink? 117 VCCOUBAR Awnt-awnt 118 VCCOUBAR Shamble off 119 VCCOUBAR What's on tap? 120 VCCOUBAR I was looking for some information. 121 VCCOUBAR Nothing today, thanks. 122 VCCOUBAR Heh-heh, "awnt-awnt" to you, too. Please be careful out in the wastes. 123 VCCOUBAR Oonnt-oooont! 124 VCCOUBAR Shamble off 125 VCCOUBAR What can I do for you, Captain? 126 VCCOUBAR What can I do for you, Citizen? 127 VCCOUBAR Yes? Can I help you? 128 VCCOUBAR Awnt-awnt 129 VCCOUBAR Shamble off 130 VCCOUBAR What's on tap? 131 VCCOUBAR I was looking for some information. 132 VCCOUBAR Nothing today, thanks. 133 VCCOUBAR Yes, "awnt-awnt" to you, too. Hold on a moment while I summon the guards to "awnt-awnt" you to the front gate. 134 VCCOUBAR Urnt? Urnt-urnt. 135 VCCOUBAR Shamble off 136 VCCOUBAR "On tap?" How... quaint. 137 VCCOUBAR We have mineral water, distilled water, and sparkling water. We also have several synthesized alcohols. 138 VCCOUBAR Um... what synthesized alcohols do you have? 139 VCCOUBAR Uh, do you have any real drinks? 140 VCCOUBAR Some water would be great. 141 VCCOUBAR Never mind. I was looking for some information. 142 VCCOUBAR Nothing today, thanks. 143 VCCOUBAR Very good, sir. 144 VCCOUBAR Very good, ma'am. 145 VCCOUBAR Which would you like? Mineral? Distilled? Or Sparkling? Each is modestly priced at five dollars a glass. 146 VCCOUBAR Mineral, please. 147 VCCOUBAR I'll try some of that distilled water. 148 VCCOUBAR Set me up with some of that sparkling water. 149 VCCOUBAR What synthesized alcohols do you have? 150 VCCOUBAR Never mind. I was looking for some information. 151 VCCOUBAR That's a little steep for me. I'll come back when I have more money. 152 VCCOUBAR I think I'll pass, thanks. 153 VCCOUBAR We have synthetic derivatives H and T, and we recently brewed an extremely popular mixture, "Alcohol-Z," which has a rich pseudo micro-brewery flavor. Each is modestly priced at twenty dollars a glass. 154 VCCOUBAR How do you manufacture these synthesized alcohols? 155 VCCOUBAR Uh, do you have any real drinks? 156 VCCOUBAR I'll just have some water, I think. 157 VCCOUBAR Hmmm. I'll try some of that delicious alcohol-Z. 158 VCCOUBAR Nevermind. I was looking for some information. 159 VCCOUBAR That's a little steep. I'll come back when I have more money. 160 VCCOUBAR Nothing today, thanks. 161 VCCOUBAR Would you care for anything else? 162 VCCOUBAR I'd like some more water, thanks. 163 VCCOUBAR What synthesized alcohols do you have? 164 VCCOUBAR Never mind. I was looking for some information. 165 VCCOUBAR Nothing today, thanks. 166 VCCOUBAR Are you okay, sir? Drinking all that "alcohol-Z" looks like it has had some sort of effect on you. Are you sure you want more? 167 VCCOUBAR Are you okay, sir? Drinking all that "alcohol-Z" looks like it has had some sort of effect on you. Are you sure you want more? 168 VCCOUBAR Would you care for anything else? 169 VCCOUBAR I don't feel so good...I'm just going to pop out of dialogue for a second and check my max hit points. 170 VCCOUBAR No, no, I feel great! I'm just going to pop out of dialogue for a second and check my max hit points. 171 VCCOUBAR I'll just have some water, I think. 172 VCCOUBAR I'll have some more delicious alcohol-Z. 173 VCCOUBAR How do you manufacture these synthesized alcohols? 174 VCCOUBAR Actually, I was looking for some information. 175 VCCOUBAR Nothing more today, thanks. 176 VCCOUBAR The Auto-Docs within Vault City can brew synthetic substitutes for otherwise habit-forming substances. As I understand it, these synthetics were used as placebos for chem reliants before the war. 177 VCCOUBAR You seem to know a great deal about these synthetics. 178 VCCOUBAR Uh, do you have any real drinks? 179 VCCOUBAR Oh. Well, I'd just like some water then. 180 VCCOUBAR Hmmm. I'll try some of that alcohol-Z. 181 VCCOUBAR Interesting. Say, I was looking for some information... 182 VCCOUBAR I see. Thanks for the information. Good-bye. 183 VCCOUBAR I was a servant to Dr. Troy for a few months before being re-assigned here. He required that I be fluent with the Vault City medical database. 184 VCCOUBAR "Fluent?" Can he legally ask you to do that to a computer? 185 VCCOUBAR Medical database? 186 VCCOUBAR Interesting. Say, I was looking for some information... 187 VCCOUBAR I see. Thanks for the information. Good-bye. 188 VCCOUBAR Uh..."fluent" means proficient, skilled, well-learned. 189 VCCOUBAR Huh. Well, if that makes you feel better to put it that way, fine. What was this about a medical database? 190 VCCOUBAR I was looking for some other information... 191 VCCOUBAR If denial makes you feel better, I understand. I'll talk to you later. 192 VCCOUBAR Yes, several of the computers on the first floor of the Vault contain a vast array of medical information. It's all quite fascinating, though the jargon can be confusing if you don't have medical training. 193 VCCOUBAR Jargon? Is he the one in charge of the computers? 194 VCCOUBAR Interesting. Say, I was looking for some information... 195 VCCOUBAR Hmmmm. Maybe I'll go check them out, then. 196 VCCOUBAR Uh, no. "Jargon" refers to lingo, terminology, usually related to a particular profession. 197 VCCOUBAR Uh, sure it does, sure it does. Just testing you. Say, I was looking for some information... 198 VCCOUBAR If you say so. Just let this Jargon guy know that I'll be speaking to him, all right? Goodbye. 199 VCCOUBAR If you mean what passes for alcohol in the wastes, then no. 200 VCCOUBAR We have never felt the need to poison our systems with those bacterial-ridden mixtures. The bar in the Courtyard might be less... discriminating. 201 VCCOUBAR I'll just have some water, then. 202 VCCOUBAR Wait a minute. What 'synthesized drinks' do you have? 203 VCCOUBAR I was looking for some information. 204 VCCOUBAR I'll go check it out then, thanks. 205 VCCOUBAR Maybe I'll go somewhere else, then. 206 VCCOUBAR Then perhaps you should be at our information center instead of this establishment. It is located downtown. Now move along... I have other customers. 207 VCCOUBAR Hold on, I wanted a drink. What have you got on tap? 208 VCCOUBAR No, I think you'll tell me what I want to know first. And you'll leave that attitude out of your voice, too if you know what's good for you. 209 VCCOUBAR All right then. Good day. 210 VCCOUBAR Of course. What did you need to know, sir? 211 VCCOUBAR Of course. What did you need to know, ma'am? 212 VCCOUBAR Of course. What did you need to know, Captain? 213 VCCOUBAR Of course. What did you need to know, Citizen? 214 VCCOUBAR Can you tell me who Vault City's leader is? 215 VCCOUBAR Can you tell me a little about the slavery here in Vault City? 216 VCCOUBAR Never mind. I wanted a drink. What have you got on tap? 217 VCCOUBAR Nothing today, thanks. 218 VCCOUBAR Why, First Citizen Lynette, of course. She's been First Citizen for almost two terms now. She is still answerable to the council, but she is responsible for most of the core legislation for Vault City. 219 VCCOUBAR Council? 220 VCCOUBAR Can you tell me a little about the slavery here in Vault City? 221 VCCOUBAR Never mind. I wanted a drink. What have you got on tap? 222 VCCOUBAR Interesting. Thanks for the information. Goodbye. 223 VCCOUBAR Yes, there is also a Vault City council. Its spokesman is Senior Councilman McClure. (Leans in.) McClure and the First Citizen have butted heads several times, in fact. 224 VCCOUBAR Really...? 225 VCCOUBAR Can you tell me a little about the slavery here in Vault City? 226 VCCOUBAR Never mind. I wanted a drink. What have you got on tap? 227 VCCOUBAR Interesting. Thanks for the information. Goodbye. 228 VCCOUBAR Oh, yes. Recently, some Citizens have petitioned McClure and the council to override some of the First Citizen's decisions. It created quite a stir, let me tell you. 229 VCCOUBAR Hmmm. I was curious about something else... 230 VCCOUBAR I see. Well, I could use a drink. What have you got on tap? 231 VCCOUBAR Interesting. Thanks for the information. Goodbye. 232 VCCOUBAR Oh, no, no...it's not slavery. Those people you seeing working in the city are servants...myself included. We are treated very well here, taught to read and write, and given medical care, homes and food. 233 VCCOUBAR Everything except your freedom, huh? 234 VCCOUBAR If you've no complaints, then it's no problem. Forget I asked. 235 VCCOUBAR Never mind. I wanted a drink. What have you got on tap? 236 VCCOUBAR I see. Well, thanks for talking with me. Goodbye. 237 VCCOUBAR If you are not going to order a drink, perhaps you had best leave, ma'am. 238 VCCOUBAR If you are not going to order a drink, perhaps you had best leave, sir. 239 VCCOUBAR If you've no complaints about your...servitude, then it's no problem. Forget I asked. 240 VCCOUBAR I'll take a drink, then. What have you got on tap? 241 VCCOUBAR Maybe I better. Good day. 242 VCCOUBAR I shall. Now is there something I can help you with? 243 VCCOUBAR I'll take a drink, then. What have you got on tap? 244 VCCOUBAR Not today, actually. Good day. 100 VCCRTCIT You see a citizen of Vault City. 101 VCCRTCIT Hello, Citizen. 102 VCCRTCIT Wonderful day we�re having, isn't it? 103 VCCRTCIT That council meeting yesterday was very productive. We made lots of lists. *Lots* of lists. 104 VCCRTCIT Can�t wait to get back inside the walls. 105 VCCRTCIT Good day, Citizen. 106 VCCRTCIT Excuse me. 107 VCCRTCIT You are in my way. 108 VCCRTCIT Why don�t you go back outside with the others? 109 VCCRTCIT Can you keep a little distance, please? 110 VCCRTCIT Just stay over there. 111 VCCRTCIT You should be moving on. 112 VCCRTCIT Get out of here. 113 VCCRTCIT Be careful or I�ll call the guards. 114 VCCRTCIT I�m watching you. 100 VCCRTGRD You see a stern-looking guard. 101 VCCRTGRD You see a mean-looking Vault City guard. 102 VCCRTGRD Get on about your business. 103 VCCRTGRD I think it's about time for you to leave. 104 VCCRTGRD I don�t like the looks of you. 105 VCCRTGRD Watch yourself. 106 VCCRTGRD Hello, Citizen. 107 VCCRTGRD Nice to see you, Citizen. 108 VCCRTGRD Busy day, Citizen? 109 VCCRTGRD After you, Citizen. 110 VCCRTGRD Hello, traveler. 111 VCCRTGRD Be about your business, Outworlder. 112 VCCRTGRD No loitering. 100 VCCRTOUT You see one of the Courtyard's grungy residents. 101 VCCRTOUT Life doesn�t seem very prosperous for this person. 102 VCCRTOUT Yeah, whaddya lookin' at? 103 VCCRTOUT Nice day...for somebody. 104 VCCRTOUT I wouldn�t hang around here if I was you. 105 VCCRTOUT Wish I could get into the city. 106 VCCRTOUT Where�s that buck I had...? 107 VCCRTOUT Nice duds. 108 VCCRTOUT Nice place... if you can handle the law. 109 VCCRTOUT At least I ain't out in the wastes� 110 VCCRTOUT Keep on movin'. 111 VCCRTOUT Money's running short� 112 VCCRTOUT You get yourself outta here, y'hear? 113 VCCRTOUT Get outta my face. 114 VCCRTOUT You're as bad as them. 115 VCCRTOUT Back off. 116 VCCRTOUT Keep on moving. 117 VCCRTOUT Keep to yourself. 118 VCCRTOUT We don�t need your kind around here. 119 VCCRTOUT The gate's right over there. Make yourself scarce. 100 VCCURTIS You see Curtis. 101 VCCURTIS You see a small brown-haired boy. He looks like he has been crying. 102 VCCURTIS You see Curtis. 103 VCCURTIS You see a small brown-haired boy. He looks like he has been crying. 104 VCCURTIS You see a small brown-haired boy. He looks much happier than before. 105 VCCURTIS You see Curtis. 106 VCCURTIS You see a small brown-haired boy. He looks much happier than before. 107 VCCURTIS *Snfffff* 108 VCCURTIS Would you like some tea, Mr. Nixon? 109 VCCURTIS "Why yes I would, Curtis." 110 VCCURTIS Here you go. Drink up! 111 VCCURTIS "Thank you, Curtis." 112 VCCURTIS Thank YOU, Mr. Nixon. 113 VCCURTIS "Do you want to go dig up Daddy's wrench?" 114 VCCURTIS No, Mr. Nixon. Daddy will be mad we buried it. 115 VCCURTIS "But it's buried under those rocks just behind the bar. We could get it right now." 116 VCCURTIS No, Daddy'll be mad. It's best to lie, just like you told me, Mr. Nixon. 117 VCCURTIS I lost my friend while playing in the Courtyard. His name is Mr. Nixon. 118 VCCURTIS Mr. Nixon has a blue shirt and a big nose. He's really, really short. 119 VCCURTIS Have you seen Mr. Nixon? I lost him. 120 VCCURTIS Thanks for finding Mr. Nixon. He says thanks, too. 121 VCCURTIS Yer mutant is scary. 122 VCCURTIS Yer ghoul is scary. 123 VCCURTIS Yer metal doggie looks like he wants to eat me. 124 VCCURTIS I lost Mr. Nixon. I don't know where I left him. 125 VCCURTIS Thizzz Nixxson? 126 VCCURTIS Shamble off 127 VCCURTIS This him? He was looking around for you, too. 128 VCCURTIS I have Mr. Nixon right here. But you know what? I think Mr. Nixon should be punished for going off on his own. Some ritual dismemberment may be in order. So, first I'm going to pull off his arms, then... 129 VCCURTIS Neither do I. 130 VCCURTIS You found him! You found Mr. Nixon! 131 VCCURTIS Byeee Mistuh Nixxson 132 VCCURTIS Sure I did. He didn't go far. Now keep an eye on him from now on, okay? 133 VCCURTIS NO! NOOOOO! Don't! Stop it! Sto-- 134 VCCURTIS Ooops. Looks like Nixon was a little more fragile than I thought. Too bad, kid. 135 VCCURTIS Mr. Nixon will come back from the grave and KILL you. 136 VCCURTIS Mr. Nixon will haunt you for the rest of your days. I mean it. 137 VCCURTIS When I grow up, you'll be old, and I'll do to you what you did to Mr. Nixon. 138 VCCURTIS You returned Mr. Nixon to Curtis. 100 VCDARROW You see a Citizen in a bright blue jumpsuit. It looks like the Vault Dweller's suit, but there is no number on the back. 101 VCDARROW You see Sub-Amenities Officer Darrow. 102 VCDARROW You see a Citizen in a bright blue jumpsuit. It looks like the Vault Dweller's suit, but there is no number on the back. 103 VCDARROW ::claps:: 104 VCDARROW It's the hero! Look! 105 VCDARROW My word! It's the hero, here, in Vault City! 106 VCDARROW Good day, Captain. 107 VCDARROW Vault City prevails, Captain. 108 VCDARROW Good day, Citizen. 109 VCDARROW Vault City prevails, Citizen. 110 VCDARROW A mutant! Guards! Guards! 111 VCDARROW A ghoul! Guards! Guards! 112 VCDARROW Need to see about ordering some more tools from Redding. 113 VCDARROW Kind of slow today. 114 VCDARROW I wonder if Randal has finished that shipping list yet. 115 VCDARROW Seems like I just gave Randal a stock list yesterday. 116 VCDARROW At least this job beats working in the List Office. 117 VCDARROW Servants keep wearing out most of the tools. I wish they'd take better care of them... 118 VCDARROW Sure could use a vacation. 119 VCDARROW The Sub-Amenities Office is closed for the night... come back in the morning. 120 VCDARROW Right now I'm taking stock. Come back when we open in the morning. 121 VCDARROW We're closed. You might try the general store outside if you really need something. 122 VCDARROW Anything I can help you with, Captain? 123 VCDARROW Anything I could help you with, Citizen? 124 VCDARROW I'm sorry, can I help you with something? 125 VCDARROW Sumfin? Doodle-doodle doooooo 126 VCDARROW Shamble off 127 VCDARROW What is this place? 128 VCDARROW Can I see what you have in stock? 129 VCDARROW Nothing today, thanks. 130 VCDARROW Wait here for a moment, all right? I'll bring someone to show you out. 131 VCDARROW NO ME NO GO 132 VCDARROW Okeee-dokeeee 133 VCDARROW Say, just so you know, there's a general store in the Courtyard outside. You might want to try shopping there... I hear his selection is almost as good as ours. 134 VCDARROW Uh, thanks. 135 VCDARROW I'll shop where I want to, got it? 136 VCDARROW Thanks for stopping by. Vault City prevails, Citizen. 137 VCDARROW Thanks for stopping by. Vault City prevails, Captain. 138 VCDARROW Vault City prevails, Citizen. 139 VCDARROW Good day, Citizen. 140 VCDARROW Sub-Amenities Office A. I'm in charge of general supply needs, like tools and repair equipment. The name's Darrow... Sub-Amenities Officer Darrow. See anything you need? 141 VCDARROW This is the Sub-Amenities Office A... we handle tools and repair equipment for the city. You sure this was the place you were looking for? 142 VCDARROW Can I see what you have in stock? 143 VCDARROW Yes, this is the place. Can I see what you have in stock? 144 VCDARROW Nothing today, thanks. 145 VCDARROW I don't think so. Goodbye. 146 VCDARROW Hey! Stay away from there! 147 VCDARROW That's it! You're out of here! 148 VCDARROW Thanks. 100 VCDRTROY You see a middle-aged man in a white lab coat. He looks preoccupied. 101 VCDRTROY You see Dr. Troy. 102 VCDRTROY You see a middle-aged man in a white lab coat. He looks preoccupied. 103 VCDRTROY Let's see... we have three inoculation shots scheduled for tomorrow morning. 104 VCDRTROY I swear Gregory's a hypochondriac... 105 VCDRTROY Still need to give those new Servants their physicals. 106 VCDRTROY Phyllis, could you bring me the Proconsul's blood test, please? 107 VCDRTROY Odd...these results aren't consistent with low platelet levels. 108 VCDRTROY Maybe we can clone that spleen from those cells taken this afternoon. 109 VCDRTROY Need to introduce more vitamins into the dietary supplements... 110 VCDRTROY Hmmmmm. 111 VCDRTROY Phyllis, could you bring me a hardcopy of Helen's file please? 112 VCDRTROY To think I could have taken that job with LoveLine... 113 VCDRTROY Getting tired of making these lists for the First Citizen... 114 VCDRTROY Another request for a list of medical supplies? I just submitted one yesterday! 115 VCDRTROY A mutant! Guards! 116 VCDRTROY A ghoul! Guards! 117 VCDRTROY Hello, I'm Dr. Troy. How may I be of assistance? 118 VCDRTROY Me got ouchie 119 VCDRTROY Ass-is-tense? 120 VCDRTROY Shamble off 121 VCDRTROY I'm looking for the main computer. Can you tell me where it is? 122 VCDRTROY What is it you do here? 123 VCDRTROY Just passing through, thanks. 124 VCDRTROY You are? It's a pleasure to meet you. If you have the time, perhaps we could compare notes? It is not often that I get the chance to speak to another physician. 125 VCDRTROY Absolutely. I'd love to learn some of the medical techniques you Citizens use. 126 VCDRTROY Not right now. I had some other questions... 127 VCDRTROY Maybe later. I have to be going. 128 VCDRTROY Excellent! Well, first, let me take you on a tour. Over here, we have the monitoring systems... 130 VCDRTROY ... and that is how we can clone cells to make replacement limbs. We have to be careful that the tissue cultures don't get contaminated, but... in any event, I think I've talked enough... hope it was informative. 131 VCDRTROY It certainly was. I had some other questions I wanted to ask you... 132 VCDRTROY Thanks for the tour, Doctor Troy. It's been very educational. 133 VCDRTROY The main computer? It's down on the third level. Just take the elevator down, walk straight until you hit the T-intersection, then make the first left. That'll take you right to the control room. 134 VCDRTROY What is it you do here? 135 VCDRTROY Thanks. 136 VCDRTROY I am Vault City's primary physician. I take care of all the Citizens within Vault City and do my best to keep everyone healthy. 137 VCDRTROY I'm looking for the main computer. Can you tell me where it is? 138 VCDRTROY I see. Maybe we'll talk later, then. 139 VCDRTROY Hold on a moment...I don't recall seeing you around before. Are you a Citizen? 140 VCDRTROY Yes. I just got my Citizenship papers only recently. 141 VCDRTROY Actually, I'm 142 VCDRTROY . I am the Captain of the Guard. 143 VCDRTROY Uh... sure. Sure I am. 144 VCDRTROY No, I'm not. 145 VCDRTROY A pleasure to meet you, 146 VCDRTROY . If you are ever in need of my services, you can find me here. 147 VCDRTROY Thanks. Goodbye. 148 VCDRTROY You're not a Vault City native, though, am I right? I'm certain I would remember someone like you. Where are you from? 149 VCDRTROY Hold on a moment... you're an Outsider, correct? Where are you from? 150 VCDRTROY From a small village to the west, Arroyo. 151 VCDRTROY Why do you want to know? 152 VCDRTROY None of your business, "doctor." Can I go now, or do you have more questions for me? 153 VCDRTROY I don't like to discuss my past. 154 VCDRTROY Arroyo? I don't believe I've heard of it. I'm sorry to pry. I was just looking for someone who had traveled beyond the walls of Vault City... most Citizens here have never left the City. 155 VCDRTROY Looking for someone? Why? 156 VCDRTROY That's *fascinating.* What's that got to do with me? 157 VCDRTROY I'm sorry to pry. I was just looking for someone who had traveled beyond the walls of Vault City... most Citizens here have never left the City. 158 VCDRTROY Looking for someone? Why? 159 VCDRTROY That's *fascinating.* What's that got to do with me? 160 VCDRTROY You must have gotten turned around in the city streets... head back to the corridor you entered from, then make a right. That'll take you back to the surface, all right? 161 VCDRTROY Thanks for the directions... sometimes I get so turned around, you know? I'll just head back up to the surface right now. 162 VCDRTROY I don't think I'm ready to go right now, "doctor." First, I'd like to see what you've got in stock. 163 VCDRTROY I've been looking for someone who might be able to perform a special errand for me. 164 VCDRTROY What is it? 165 VCDRTROY Not interested, thanks. 166 VCDRTROY Excellent! I'm glad you've reconsidered. 167 VCDRTROY It has come to my attention that there is a new chem in the wastes. It's called "Jet," I believe. I'm willing to pay a thousand dollars for a sample of this chem. 168 VCDRTROY Jet? I have a sample right here. 169 VCDRTROY I happen to have some Jet on me. It's yours for twelve hundred. 170 VCDRTROY I have some Jet on me... I'll part with it for fifteen hundred. 171 VCDRTROY So... you want me to smuggle some Jet into Vault City for you? 172 VCDRTROY What do you want me to do? 173 VCDRTROY Not interested, thanks. 174 VCDRTROY I'm sorry to hear that. Return if you change your mind... I'll gladly reimburse you for your trouble. 175 VCDRTROY I had some other questions for you... 176 VCDRTROY Reimburse? Uhhhh... I'd rather have cash, thanks. Goodbye. 177 VCDRTROY All right. Goodbye. 178 VCDRTROY Hmmmmm. Considering the fact you have it on you, that is more than a fair price. Very well. Here is your money... and thank you. 179 VCDRTROY I had something else I wanted to ask you... 180 VCDRTROY You know, I don't think you really want to inhale that... crap. Trust me. 181 VCDRTROY Need any help on how to use that? I mean, I've found to get the best rush, you need to close your nostrils, force all the air out of your lungs, then take a deep breath, inhale, and hold it for about a minute... 182 VCDRTROY Pleasure doing business with you, doctor. Be careful with that stuff. 183 VCDRTROY *Thank* you. You can leave now. 184 VCDRTROY I had something else I wanted to ask you first... 185 VCDRTROY You know, I don't think you really want to inhale that... crap. Trust me. 186 VCDRTROY Sorry, just trying to help. Later, Doctor. 187 VCDRTROY What are you talking about? 188 VCDRTROY Forget it. I had something else I wanted to ask you... 189 VCDRTROY Well, they make that stuff from brahmin shit. 190 VCDRTROY Those are brahmin shit fumes in that Jet canister. Gross, huh? 191 VCDRTROY Those are brahmin shit fumes in that Jet canister. Gross, huh? Hey, by the way... I've been looking for some endorphine blockers. Do you have any? 192 VCDRTROY Well, according to the boy genius here, they make that stuff from brahmin shit. 193 VCDRTROY Well, according to the boy genius here, those are brahmin shit fumes in that Jet canister. Gross, huh? 194 VCDRTROY Well, according to the boy genius here, those are brahmin shit fumes in that Jet canister. Gross, huh? Hey, by the way... we've been looking for some endorphine blockers. Do you have any? 195 VCDRTROY Uh... nevermind. Maybe it's better you don't know. 196 VCDRTROY I think you must be... mistaken. 197 VCDRTROY Well, it's pretty hard to swallow. I had some other questions... 198 VCDRTROY No, really. They grow Jet in brahmin shit... they use it as fertilizer. 199 VCDRTROY No, really. They were originally growing hallucinogens in brahmin shit, but then they discovered that the *fumes* were actually making the workers high. See, it turns out there's this contaminated pre-war protein extract in the brahmin systems... 200 VCDRTROY Probably so. I don't think I believe it myself. See you later, Doctor. 201 VCDRTROY Really? Hmmmmm. I suppose brahmin... excrement would make a good fertilizer. I hadn't considered that before. Thank you, friend. I was curious about the manufacturing process. 202 VCDRTROY Yeah, except they use brahmin shit to make the Jet, not excrement. See you, Doc. 203 VCDRTROY No problem. Be careful with that stuff, all right? 204 VCDRTROY Hey, aren't we all? See you later, Doctor. 205 VCDRTROY That's... fascinating. Hmmmmm. Perhaps I could take blood samples from the brahmin in the courtyard, then... thank you, my friend. Thank you very much, indeed. I was curious about the manufacturing process. 206 VCDRTROY No problem. Be careful with that stuff, all right? 207 VCDRTROY Hey, aren't we all? See you later, Doctor. 208 VCDRTROY Endorphine blockers? Whatever for? 209 VCDRTROY I think endorphine blockers could be used to neutralize Jet once it's in someone's system. I can't test it without some endorphine blockers, though. 210 VCDRTROY Never mind. I had something else I wanted to ask you... 211 VCDRTROY Nothing. I have to be going. 212 VCDRTROY We don't have endorphine blockers here, but I could program the Autodoc to manufacture some. Would you care to explain to me your theory? 213 VCDRTROY Well, you see Jet's chemical reliance is probably the hardest thing to shake, so I was thinking that if we introduced endorphine blockers into the body we could... 215 VCDRTROY I'm... speechless. That's simply the most brilliant solution I have ever heard. I've been experimenting with methods of curing Jet reliance for months, and came up with nothing. 216 VCDRTROY You've been working on an antidote, too? 217 VCDRTROY Yes, that's what I needed a Jet sample for. 218 VCDRTROY Yes... and unsuccessfully. 219 VCDRTROY This chem's stranglehold needs to be stopped before it can spread. Why... with the information you've provided, we could manufacture the antidote today! Hold on. 220 VCDRTROY Great! Thanks, Doctor. 221 VCDRTROY This young man here? He made Jet? 222 VCDRTROY I wouldn't say "man," but yes, he designed Jet. Or so he says. 223 VCDRTROY Yeah, you wouldn't think it to look at him. 224 VCDRTROY Myron, Dr. Troy... Dr. Troy, Myron. 225 VCDRTROY Then I have some questions for this young man... 226 VCDRTROY Uh, sure. You might want to take some aspirin before you start, though. I'll wait here. 227 VCDRTROY Be my guest. 228 VCDRTROY Go ahead. Call me if you need anything... like a baseball bat. 229 VCDRTROY Brahmin fumes? Not a conventional manufacturing process, but... hmmmmm. Perhaps I could take blood samples from the brahmin in the courtyard, then... thank you, my friend. 230 VCDRTROY No problem. 231 VCDRTROY Sure. 232 VCDRTROY You may also tell your little hooligan friend that he is wasting his considerable intellect manufacturing chems. His manners and language also leave MUCH to be desired. 233 VCDRTROY Tell me about it. 234 VCDRTROY Maybe you should loosen up a little, Doc. A little chem use never hurt anyone. Well, except for those super stimpacks... and Buffout... and Psycho. Actually, never mind. I'll be going. 235 VCDRTROY I'll pass that along. 236 VCDRTROY Yes, I'm willing to pay you a thousand dollars for the sample... and your silence. 237 VCDRTROY I have a sample of Jet right here. 238 VCDRTROY What do you want the Jet for? 239 VCDRTROY Sounds good. I'm in. 240 VCDRTROY I'm not interested. 241 VCDRTROY It would be... helpful to me and my work if you could bring me a sample of this chem. I will pay you a thousand dollars for the delivery. But it is of utmost importance that you keep this transaction confidential. 242 VCDRTROY Uh... confidential? 243 VCDRTROY Oh really? How much are you going to pay me to keep silent? I could turn you in right now. 244 VCDRTROY I have a sample of Jet right here. 245 VCDRTROY What do you want the Jet for? 246 VCDRTROY No problem. You can count on me. 247 VCDRTROY I'm not interested. 248 VCDRTROY Uh, yes... confidential. As in, keep the matter between you and me. Tell no one. 249 VCDRTROY I have a sample of Jet right here. 250 VCDRTROY What do you want the Jet for? 251 VCDRTROY What's to keep me from turning you in right now? 252 VCDRTROY No problem. I'll keep it "confidential" and all that, uh, no talking stuff. 253 VCDRTROY I'm not interested. 254 VCDRTROY That is not your concern. Obtain a sample of Jet, bring it to me, and I will pay you a thousand dollars... and that price includes your silence. 255 VCDRTROY Well, I have a sample of Jet right here. 256 VCDRTROY What's to keep me from turning you in right now? 257 VCDRTROY No problem. You can count on me. 258 VCDRTROY I'm not interested. 259 VCDRTROY Wha --? You wouldn't! How *dare* you threaten me! 260 VCDRTROY Whoa! Calm down, I was just asking. No need to panic. 261 VCDRTROY I would, and I will. How much is your Citizenship worth to you? Life out in the wastes can be pretty rough on a person... 262 VCDRTROY I was a fool for trusting you! Very well... what is it you want? 263 VCDRTROY Five hundred on the first of every month, and we'll keep your chem smuggling between the two of us. 264 VCDRTROY A thousand on the first of every month, and you get to keep your Citizenship. 265 VCDRTROY Two thousand on the first of every month, and I'll keep quiet. 266 VCDRTROY Are you insane?! There's no way I can afford that! 267 VCDRTROY All right, all right. Make it five hundred, and we don't need to involve the First Citizen at all. 268 VCDRTROY You better FIND a way to afford it, or you'll be begging for scraps in the Courtyard like the rest of the Outworlders. 269 VCDRTROY Very well. Here is your first payment. I hope you choke on it. 270 VCDRTROY It's been a pleasure, Doctor. You'll be seeing me again real soon. 271 VCDRTROY You better watch your mouth, or you'll be the next patient in that Autodoc. Understand? 272 VCDRTROY This is NOT something to be joking about; this is a very serious matter. I will pay a thousand dollars for the Jet, your silence... and no more questions. Do you want the job? 273 VCDRTROY Well, what do you know? I have a sample of Jet right here. 274 VCDRTROY What's to keep me from turning you in right now? 275 VCDRTROY Sure, I'll do it. 276 VCDRTROY I'm not interested. 277 VCDRTROY You do? 278 VCDRTROY Excellent! Thank you, my friend... you have no idea how important this is to my work. Here is your payment, as promised. 279 VCDRTROY Great. Before I go, I had some other questions... 280 VCDRTROY You know, I don't think you really want to inhale that... crap. Trust me. 281 VCDRTROY No problem. Thanks, Doc. 282 VCDRTROY Hello, Captain. How may I be of assistance? 283 VCDRTROY Hello, Citizen. How may I be of assistance? 284 VCDRTROY How may I be of assistance? 285 VCDRTROY Yes? 286 VCDRTROY Me got ouchie 287 VCDRTROY Ass-is-tense? 288 VCDRTROY Shamble off 289 VCDRTROY I'm in need of your medical expertise. 290 VCDRTROY You mentioned before you were a doctor... I'm something of a doctor myself. 291 VCDRTROY Do you have any endorphine blockers? 292 VCDRTROY I got that Jet you wanted. 293 VCDRTROY I'm interested in that job, if it's still available. 294 VCDRTROY About that Jet you wanted... I think the other Citizens might like to know about it, too. 295 VCDRTROY Nothing today. Good day, Doctor. 296 VCDRTROY Certainly. I'm sorry... it's been some time since I actually had to administer them. Most Citizens received theirs many, many years ago. Let me prep the Autodoc for the procedure... 297 VCDRTROY All right. 298 VCDRTROY All finished. A word of caution: This vaccination doesn't make you immune to poison and radiation, but it does bolster your natural resistance. 299 VCDRTROY Much appreciated. Say, I had some other questions I wanted to ask you... 300 VCDRTROY Great. Thanks, Doctor. 301 VCDRTROY Oh, it's you. What do you want? 302 VCDRTROY I'm in need of healing. 303 VCDRTROY I've been poisoned. 304 VCDRTROY I've been irradiated. 305 VCDRTROY I've come to pick up my cash. You got it? 306 VCDRTROY I'm here to remind you that the first is coming up, and you better have my money. 307 VCDRTROY Nothing... today. 308 VCDRTROY I haven't forgotten. Here is your money. Now leave. 309 VCDRTROY Hold on... I want some healing, too. 310 VCDRTROY Hold on... I've been poisoned. I need you to cure it. 311 VCDRTROY Hold on... I've been irradiated. I need you to cure it. 312 VCDRTROY Pleasure doing business with you. See you soon, Doc. 313 VCDRTROY I haven't forgotten. You'll get your money. Now leave. 314 VCDRTROY Hold on... I want some healing, too. 315 VCDRTROY Hold on... I've been poisoned. I need you to cure it. 316 VCDRTROY Hold on... I've been irradiated. I need you to cure it. 317 VCDRTROY That's all I want to here. See you soon, Doc. 318 VCDRTROY I see. First, I'll need to check your vital signs... lean back and we'll hook you up to the Autodoc here... 320 VCDRTROY Hmmmm. It seems that during the start-up procedure, an operator priority override has caused the Autodoc to accidentally inject you with Sodium Tri-Ethalene. 321 VCDRTROY What? What's that mean? 322 VCDRTROY It means you have less than ten seconds to live. Your stupidity is really quite staggering. Blackmail someone, then put your life in their hands? Simply amazing. Goodbye... and good riddance. 323 VCDRTROY Now I have to reload! This is so shitty! I'll get you during my next save game. 324 VCDRTROY What about the Hippocratic Oath?! Hey! I... 325 VCDRTROY I'll haunt you from the grave. I swear it. 326 VCDRTROY How did you get down here? I'm afraid you'll have to leave. Hold a moment while I summon some guards to escort you out. 327 VCDRTROY ME NO GOH! 328 VCDRTROY Stand around for a moment 329 VCDRTROY I have some good news. I was able to make an antidote from that sample of Jet you gave me. 330 VCDRTROY Good news... I was able to use the information you gave me to make an antidote. 331 VCDRTROY Once taken, it nullifies Jet's withdrawal symptoms and also... removes the euphoria associated with the chem. 332 VCDRTROY Great. Can I have some? 333 VCDRTROY Can I get a sample of it? I think it could help the people in Redding. 334 VCDRTROY Of course. Here you go. Take it to one of my colleagues, Dr. Johnson, in Redding. He should be able to see that it gets to those that need it. 335 VCDRTROY Of course - here you go. I understand that the Jet problem is especially prevalent in Redding. If you take the antidote to the physician there, Dr. Johnson, he should be able to see that it gets to those that need it. 336 VCDRTROY Great! I'll be sure to keep this safe. I had some questions for you... 337 VCDRTROY Thanks for the antidote. 338 VCDRTROY Excellent! Return here when you have obtained the Jet sample, and I will have your payment ready. 339 VCDRTROY Deal. I had some other questions... 340 VCDRTROY I'll be back with the Jet. 341 VCDRTROY Yes, I'm familiar with them. It's an invasive procedure, where impact plates and thermal dissipator membranes are grafted to the skeleton to help protect against physical trauma and heat. Why do you ask? 342 VCDRTROY Yes, you mentioned the implants before. I will not perform the operation, I'm sorry. The procedure is irreversible, and the implants do more harm than good. 343 VCDRTROY I ran across them in the Vault City medical database. Could you perform the operation on me? 344 VCDRTROY Could you perform the operation? I can't do it myself. 345 VCDRTROY All right. I had some other questions... 346 VCDRTROY Fine. Just checking. 347 VCDRTROY Fine. Maybe I can find somebody else to do the procedure. 348 VCDRTROY No, I'm sorry... as I said, the implants are an invasive procedure and the recovery period is long and arduous. Patients undergoing the operation in the past have also frequently developed skeletal deformities. 349 VCDRTROY I'm willing to risk it. Can you do it anyway? 350 VCDRTROY I would consider performing the operation only in the event of an emergency, not for the sake of convenience. The risk is too great, and the implants are not a substantial improvement over standard combat armor. 351 VCDRTROY Hmmm. Okay, I had some other questions... 352 VCDRTROY Well, thanks anyway. 353 VCDRTROY Well, thanks anyway. Maybe I can find somebody else to perform the operation. 354 VCDRTROY I'm sorry. The facilities are only for Citizens, and a list of all patients is kept in the database... [Lowers voice.] However, the stimpacks in the lower level supply lockers would not be missed if you put them to good use. 355 VCDRTROY Hmmm. Okay, I had some other questions... 356 VCDRTROY Thanks. I'll go look for them. 357 VCDRTROY Of course, Captain. Let me see what I can do for you and your friends. 358 VCDRTROY Of course, Captain. Let me see what I can do for you and your friend. 359 VCDRTROY I just need to check your vital signs first... lean back and we'll hook you up to the Autodoc here... 361 VCDRTROY My, your mutant friend had a great deal of bullets and shrapnel lodged in his body. It's a wonder he didn't have lead poisoning. I finally managed to get it all out. Here it all is. 362 VCDRTROY That should take care of the problem. Let me know if you need any other healing. 363 VCDRTROY I'm in need of healing, too. 364 VCDRTROY I could use some help... I've been irradiated. 365 VCDRTROY I've been poisoned. Can you help me? 366 VCDRTROY Thanks, Doctor. Say, do you know anything about dermal implants? 367 VCDRTROY Much appreciated, Doctor. Say, I had some other questions I wanted to ask you... 368 VCDRTROY I'll probably be back. Thanks, Doctor. 369 VCDRTROY Of course, Citizen. What seems to be the problem? 370 VCDRTROY Of course, Captain. What seems to be the problem? 371 VCDRTROY Of course. What seems to be the problem? 372 VCDRTROY I'm in need of healing. 373 VCDRTROY I've been irradiated. 374 VCDRTROY I've been poisoned. 375 VCDRTROY Can you heal my friend? 376 VCDRTROY Can you heal my friends? 377 VCDRTROY Do you know anything about dermal implants? 378 VCDRTROY Never mind. I had some other questions... 379 VCDRTROY Nothing. Thanks, Doctor. 380 VCDRTROY Very well. Just let me check your vital signs... lean back and we'll hook you up to the Autodoc here... 382 VCDRTROY That should fix you up nicely. How do you feel? 383 VCDRTROY Great. Say, can you heal my friend, too? 384 VCDRTROY Great. Say, can you heal my friends, too? 385 VCDRTROY Do you know anything about dermal implants? 386 VCDRTROY Much better, thanks. I had some other questions... 387 VCDRTROY Great. Thanks, Doctor. 388 VCDRTROY Very well. Just let me check your vital signs... lean back and we'll hook you up to the Autodoc here... 390 VCDRTROY That should fix you up nicely. How do you feel? 391 VCDRTROY Much better, thanks. Say, before I get poisoned or irradiated again, during that tour you gave me, you mentioned you had a vaccine that gave resistance to poison and radiation. Could I get that? 392 VCDRTROY Great. Say, can you heal my friend, too? 393 VCDRTROY Great. Say, can you heal my friends, too? 394 VCDRTROY Do you know anything about dermal implants? 395 VCDRTROY Much better. I had some questions for you... 396 VCDRTROY Great. Thanks, Doctor. 397 VCDRTROY Guards! 100 VCDWNBAR You see Lydia. 101 VCDWNBAR You see a brown-haired woman dressed in brown fatigues and metal armor. She looks like the bartender. 102 VCDWNBAR You see Lydia. 103 VCDWNBAR You see a brown-haired woman dressed in brown fatigues and metal armor. She looks like the bartender. 104 VCDWNBAR Welcome! Care for a drink, Chosen One? 105 VCDWNBAR Welcome, Chosen One! Please, take a seat in the bar. 106 VCDWNBAR Please! Take a seat, rest for a while! 107 VCDWNBAR It's the Chosen One! Everybody give it up for the HERO of Fallout 2! 108 VCDWNBAR Good day, Captain. 109 VCDWNBAR Vault City prevails, Captain. 110 VCDWNBAR Good day, Citizen. 111 VCDWNBAR Vault City prevails, Citizen. 112 VCDWNBAR A mutant! Guards! Guards! 113 VCDWNBAR A ghoul! Guards! Guards! 114 VCDWNBAR We're closed. Come back in the morning. 115 VCDWNBAR Sorry, last call was a while ago. Come back in the morning. 116 VCDWNBAR We're closed. Once I finish making this list of our stock, I'll be closing up. 117 VCDWNBAR Hey there, Chosen One! We were just talking about your adventure... can I get you anything to drink? 118 VCDWNBAR Dwinkie-winkie me make stinkie 119 VCDWNBAR Shamble off 120 VCDWNBAR What's on tap? 121 VCDWNBAR I was looking for some information. 122 VCDWNBAR I have that shipment of alcohol you wanted. 123 VCDWNBAR Nothing today, thanks. 124 VCDWNBAR Uh... so I smell. Um, thanks again for saving the world and all. 125 VCDWNBAR Stinkie-blinkie me make twinkie! 126 VCDWNBAR Shamble off 127 VCDWNBAR Look, maybe you saved the world and all, but a poet, you're not. Now cut it out. 128 VCDWNBAR Flinkie-flinkie klinkie-klinkie! 129 VCDWNBAR Shamble off 130 VCDWNBAR Look, take these and get out of here, okay? They ought to keep your mouth busy for a while. 131 VCDWNBAR Thankie wankie my stankie 132 VCDWNBAR Shamble off 133 VCDWNBAR Uh...what can I do for you, Captain? 134 VCDWNBAR What can I do for you, Citizen? 135 VCDWNBAR Yes? Can I help you? 136 VCDWNBAR You? Yoo? Yew? Yewwwww. E-yewwww is sound otherz make when see me 137 VCDWNBAR Shamble off 138 VCDWNBAR What's on tap? 139 VCDWNBAR I was looking for some information. 140 VCDWNBAR I have that shipment of alcohol you wanted. 141 VCDWNBAR Nothing today, thanks. 142 VCDWNBAR That is perhaps the most fascinating thing I've ever heard. Hold on a second...I want the guards to hear it, too. 143 VCDWNBAR Too? Tew. Tewwwww. Tewwww sexeee fur my clothez 144 VCDWNBAR Shamble off 145 VCDWNBAR We have synthetic beers and liquor...vodka-H, tequila derivatives W and W2. Oh, and water. And brahmin milk. Beer or liquor is ten bucks, water or milk's three bucks. 146 VCDWNBAR Like...? 147 VCDWNBAR Uh, do you have any real alcohol? 148 VCDWNBAR I could go for some synthetic beer. 149 VCDWNBAR Some synthetic vodka would really hit the spot. 150 VCDWNBAR Some tequila W2 would be great. 151 VCDWNBAR Some water'd be great. 152 VCDWNBAR Brahmin's milk. 153 VCDWNBAR Actually, I was looking for some information. 154 VCDWNBAR I'll come back when I have more money. 155 VCDWNBAR I think I'll pass, thanks. 156 VCDWNBAR The brahmin milk's not on tap...well, not exactly. I'd have to go out and snag some really quick. 157 VCDWNBAR That's fine. I don't mind waiting. I just feel like having a refreshing glass of milk. Mmmmm-mmm. That would really hit the spot. 158 VCDWNBAR I think I'll try something else then. 159 VCDWNBAR Never mind then. Say, I was looking for some information... 160 VCDWNBAR Forget it. I'll come back some other time. 161 VCDWNBAR There you go. Anything else? 162 VCDWNBAR Uh, do you have any real alcohol? 163 VCDWNBAR I could go for some synthetic beer. 164 VCDWNBAR Some synthetic vodka would really hit the spot. 165 VCDWNBAR Some tequila W2 would be great. 166 VCDWNBAR Some water would be great. 167 VCDWNBAR Brahmin's milk. 168 VCDWNBAR Actually, I was looking for some information. 169 VCDWNBAR I'll come back when I have more money. 170 VCDWNBAR I think I'll pass, thanks. 171 VCDWNBAR Oh? Like what? 172 VCDWNBAR Who's in charge of Vault City? 173 VCDWNBAR Where's the Vault? 174 VCDWNBAR Can you tell me about the slavery in Vault City? 175 VCDWNBAR Does Vault City have much contact with the outside world? 176 VCDWNBAR What have you got on tap? 177 VCDWNBAR I have that shipment of alcohol you wanted. 178 VCDWNBAR All right then. Good day. 179 VCDWNBAR Uh, First Citizen Lynette... you are a Citizen, aren't you? 180 VCDWNBAR First Citizen Lynette. She's in the council building up north if you need to talk to her. 181 VCDWNBAR I wanted to know something else... 182 VCDWNBAR All right. I'll go speak to her, then. 183 VCDWNBAR Uh, it's the big hole in the side of the mountain to the east of here... say, you are a Citizen, aren't you? 184 VCDWNBAR It's that big hole in the mountain to the east of here. You can't miss it. You also can't get inside unless you're a Citizen, though. 185 VCDWNBAR I wanted to know something else... 186 VCDWNBAR But I am a Citizen. 187 VCDWNBAR Yeah, just getting my bearings, thanks. I'll go check it out. 188 VCDWNBAR Hmmm. Thanks for the information. 189 VCDWNBAR Sure you are. I'd just be careful who you say that to, "Citizen." Somebody's gonna recognize whatever stolen papers you bought from that bloodsucker Skeev. So keep your head down, all right? 190 VCDWNBAR Uh, okay. Say, I wanted to know something else... 191 VCDWNBAR Oh. Well, thanks for the advice. 192 VCDWNBAR Look, first thing I have to say is that you better not call it "slavery" around here or you're going to get yourself in a whole mess of trouble. They're called "servants," not slaves. Just a word of advice. 193 VCDWNBAR Point taken. Say, I wanted to know something else... 194 VCDWNBAR Thanks. I'll keep that in mind. 195 VCDWNBAR Not much. Most contact we have with Outsiders is merchants travelling the Big Circle caravan trail from Broken Hills, New Reno, and Redding. Only other place outside the caravan trail that I know of is Gecko. 196 VCDWNBAR Tell me about Broken Hills. 197 VCDWNBAR Tell me about New Reno. 198 VCDWNBAR Tell me about Redding. 199 VCDWNBAR Tell me about Gecko. 200 VCDWNBAR I wanted to know something else... 201 VCDWNBAR Thanks for the information. 202 VCDWNBAR It's a mining community like Redding, except it's located to the far South. We get many of our uranium shipments from there. 203 VCDWNBAR Tell me about New Reno. 204 VCDWNBAR Tell me about Redding. 205 VCDWNBAR Tell me about Gecko. 206 VCDWNBAR I wanted to know something else... 207 VCDWNBAR Thanks for the information. 208 VCDWNBAR It's a ways to the southwest. I hear conflicting reports about Reno. Some merchants, especially the slavers, really love it there. Other merchants... don't. City with a lot of glitter... and a lot of trouble, I hear. 209 VCDWNBAR Tell me about Broken Hills. 210 VCDWNBAR Tell me about Redding. 211 VCDWNBAR Tell me about Gecko. 212 VCDWNBAR I wanted to know something else... 213 VCDWNBAR Thanks for the information. 214 VCDWNBAR It's a mining town far to the west. We haven't seen too many caravans from them recently, and it's got some of the high-ups a little worried. Senior Councilman McClure especially. 215 VCDWNBAR Tell me about Broken Hills. 216 VCDWNBAR Tell me about New Reno. 217 VCDWNBAR Tell me about Gecko. 218 VCDWNBAR I wanted to know something else... 219 VCDWNBAR Thanks for the information. 220 VCDWNBAR A town of ghouls less than a day's travel to the northeast, as I understand it. Rumor is they prey on any travelers that enter their territory. Best stay away. 221 VCDWNBAR Tell me about Broken Hills. 222 VCDWNBAR Tell me about New Reno. 223 VCDWNBAR Tell me about Redding. 224 VCDWNBAR I wanted to know something else... 225 VCDWNBAR Thanks for the information. 226 VCDWNBAR Why? You looking for something with some more kick than these synthetic drinks? 227 VCDWNBAR Perhaps. Drinking synthetic alcohol can't really compare to the real thing. 228 VCDWNBAR Not really. I was looking for some information instead... 229 VCDWNBAR Not today. 230 VCDWNBAR That's for sure. I used to have a... well, I used to know this merchant who had a bottle of Maddog 30/30. Bitter stuff...couldn't feel my tongue afterwards, but it was refreshingly different. 231 VCDWNBAR What happened to this "merchant's" stash? 232 VCDWNBAR I was looking for some information. 233 VCDWNBAR I see. Well, it was good talking to you. 234 VCDWNBAR It got drunk. Or so I heard. There were a few other "friends" here in Vault City who helped this merchant friend drink the stash. They were willing to pay a good price to have the real stuff for a change. 235 VCDWNBAR I'll bet. You know, I could probably get some more of the real stuff, easy. I've been travelling the wastes a lot, and getting a hold of alcohol is no big deal. 236 VCDWNBAR I was looking for some information. 237 VCDWNBAR I see. Well, it was good talking to you. 238 VCDWNBAR Is that so? Well, if you happened to be looking to relieve yourself of some real alcohol, then I could make it worth your while. If you could keep quiet about our deal. And get the contraband past the gate. 239 VCDWNBAR How much real alcohol would you need? 240 VCDWNBAR Say, a case of ten bottles of premium alcohol, and ten bottles of beer. And none of that radioactive stuff I hear comes out of Gecko. Just good old "booze," all right? 241 VCDWNBAR I happen to have just that amount right here. 242 VCDWNBAR I might be able to get you some. Say, I was looking for some information... 243 VCDWNBAR Hmmmm. I'll think about it and get back to you. 244 VCDWNBAR Excellent! Here's something for you... that amount's double the price the cases are worth. And this transaction never happened, all right? 245 VCDWNBAR No problem. Hey, I was looking for some information... 246 VCDWNBAR Thanks. Pleasure doing business with you. 247 VCDWNBAR No, those wasteland concoctions they call alcohol are illegal here in Vault City. I don't even want to know how they brew them. Now did you want something to drink, Captain...? 248 VCDWNBAR Nothing wrong with a little real alcohol now and then. Sure, your perception suffers, but it can when you have too much healing powder, too. 249 VCDWNBAR I'll just have something else, then. 250 VCDWNBAR Nevermind then. I was looking for some information... 251 VCDWNBAR I see. Thanks anyway. 252 VCDWNBAR I wouldn't know anything about that. I only serve synthetic alcohol here. If any real alcohol were to enter Vault City, I wouldn't know anything about it. 253 VCDWNBAR Never mind then. I was looking for some information... 254 VCDWNBAR I see. Thanks anyway. 255 VCDWNBAR I...see. Well, uh, take care now. Okay? 256 VCDWNBAR Thankie wankie my stankie 257 VCDWNBAR Shamble off 100 VCED You see a gap-toothed man in a dirty blue shirt. He smells strongly of brahmin. 101 VCED You see Ed, the Brahmin Dealer. 102 VCED Damn brahmin. Mooing here, mooing there. 103 VCED Swear I heard one of them brahmin speak. "Moo, I say," or somesuch. 104 VCED Been a slow season for selling brahmin. 105 VCED No idea where all that brahmin crap keeps coming from. Just seems to appear. 106 VCED Well, hello there, stranger. I'm Ed, the local brahmin dealer. Help you with something? 107 VCED Good to see you again. What can I do you for? 108 VCED Do you know a trader named Vic? He said he bought this Vault water flask from you. 109 VCED Do you know a trader named Vic? 110 VCED My friend Vic here says he bought a water flask from you. 111 VCED Any luck remembering where you got the water flask from? 112 VCED I'm looking for the Vault. 113 VCED Can you tell me about Vault City? 114 VCED What do you do around here? 115 VCED Goodbye. 116 VCED Vic? 117 VCED He sold a water flask to you? One with "13" on it? 118 VCED Nevermind. I have to be going. 119 VCED You got it? Maybe that could spark my memory. 120 VCED Nevermind then. I had some other questions for you... 121 VCED I'll see if I can go dig it up. I'll be back. 122 VCED Oh, yeah, yeah... I remember. It's been a long time, Vic. A water flask, huh? What about it? 123 VCED Oh, yeah, yeah... fat guy, right? Leather vest? Balding? I remember him. What about him? 124 VCED Can you tell me where the flask came from? 125 VCED He said he sold a water flask to you? 126 VCED Just checking to see if you knew him. Thanks. 127 VCED You know, I can't quite recall... I had a bunch of 'em for a long time. I think I picked them up during one of my brahmin drives. Didn't need 'em much when I settled down. 128 VCED Brahmin drives? 129 VCED Oh. Well, thanks anyway, then. 130 VCED When I was a lot younger, I used to drive brahmin through the 'Big Circle'... Broken Hills, New Reno, Redding, the Den, Modoc, then back here. It just got too dangerous after a while, so I settled here. 131 VCED Where are these places? 132 VCED I see. Well, thanks for the information. 133 VCED Let me mark it on your map. See, Broken Hills is south... bear west on the trail from there, and you'll hit Reno. Northwest o' Reno is Redding, then it's north to the Den, east to Modoc, then east to here, Vault City. 134 VCED Any idea which of those places you got the flask from? 135 VCED Thanks for the information. 136 VCED Sorry, can't remember exactly. It was a long time ago. Why do you want to know? 137 VCED I'm looking for the Vault the flask came from. 138 VCED Thanks for the information. 139 VCED Well, hell, if it's a Vault you're looking for, then there's one inside the walls of Vault City. 140 VCED Vault 13 is inside the city? 141 VCED Thanks for the information. 142 VCED Well, now, don't know if it's "13" exactly, but there's a Vault. If that ain't the one you're looking for, the vault's central computer might know where the others are. They've damn near listed everything in it. 143 VCED I had some other questions... 144 VCED Thanks for the information. 145 VCED Shoot. What did you want to know? 146 VCED Do you know a trader named Vic? He said he bought this Vault water flask from you. 147 VCED Do you know a trader named Vic? 148 VCED My friend Vic here says he bought a water flask from you. 149 VCED Any luck remembering where you got the water flask from? 150 VCED I'm looking for the Vault. 151 VCED Can you tell me about Vault City? 152 VCED What do you do around here? 153 VCED Goodbye. 154 VCED Well... there's that Vault inside the main part of the city. You checked it out yet? Could be the one you're looking for. 155 VCED Well... there's a Vault inside the main part of the city. That what you're looking for? 156 VCED Perhaps. I had some other questions... 157 VCED Could be. Thanks for the information. 158 VCED Okay place... if you can deal with the Citizens. I don't agree with some of their views, but hey, I make a pretty good living here. 159 VCED I had some other questions... 160 VCED I see. Thanks for the information. Goodbye. 161 VCED I sell brahmin to people who need them. Helps me pay rent on this place. 162 VCED I had some other questions... 163 VCED I see. Thanks for the information. Goodbye. 164 VCED I got brahmin smarter than you. Move along. 165 VCED This looks like Ed's place. He's the one I bought that water flask from. 100 VCFARREL You see a Citizen in a bright blue jumpsuit. It looks like the Vault Dweller's suit, but there is no number on the back. 101 VCFARREL You see Sub-Amenities Officer Holden. 102 VCFARREL You see a Citizen in a bright blue jumpsuit. It looks like the Vault Dweller's suit, but there is no number on the back. 103 VCFARREL ::claps:: 104 VCFARREL It's the hero! Look! 105 VCFARREL My word! It's the hero, here, in Vault City! 106 VCFARREL Good day, Captain. 107 VCFARREL Vault City prevails, Captain. 108 VCFARREL Good day, Citizen. 109 VCFARREL Vault City prevails, Citizen. 110 VCFARREL A mutant! Guards! Guards! 111 VCFARREL A ghoul! Guards! Guards! 112 VCFARREL Let's see... three stimpacks, one box of Rad-X... 113 VCFARREL Still need to make that inventory list for Officer Randal. 114 VCFARREL Let's see: need to check the stock, list the inventory, check the list, then enter the list into the system... 115 VCFARREL Need to see about securing some more first aid kits... 119 VCFARREL I'm sorry, the Sub-Amenities Office is closed for the evening. 120 VCFARREL Please come back in the morning. Thank you. 121 VCFARREL Right now I'm taking inventory. We will open in the morning. 122 VCFARREL Can I help you, Captain? 123 VCFARREL Can I help you, Citizen? 124 VCFARREL Yes, what is it? 125 VCFARREL Ken I Helf uuuuuuuu 126 VCFARREL Shamble off 127 VCFARREL What is this place? 128 VCFARREL Can I see what you have in stock? 129 VCFARREL Nothing today, thanks. 130 VCFARREL Great, another Outsider... guards! We have an Outsider that needs to be escorted to the gate! Guards! 131 VCFARREL NO LIKE GRDS. U DED 132 VCFARREL *Sigh* Me GO with GRDS 133 VCFARREL Next time, you should try the store in the Courtyard outside the city. They should carry everything you... Outsiders need. 134 VCFARREL Uh, thanks. 135 VCFARREL I'll shop where I want to, got it? 136 VCFARREL Thank you. Vault City prevails, Citizen. 137 VCFARREL Thank you. Vault City prevails, Captain. 138 VCFARREL Vault City prevails, Citizen. 139 VCFARREL Good day, Citizen. 140 VCFARREL This? Why this is Sub-Amenities Office B, in charge of pharmaceutical storage and distribution in Vault City. I am Sub-Amenities Officer Holden. How may I help you today, Citizen? 141 VCFARREL This is the Sub-Amenities Office B... we handle the distribution of pharmaceutical supplies in Vault City. Maybe you were looking for some place else? 142 VCFARREL Can I see what you have in stock? 143 VCFARREL No, this is the place I was looking for. Can I see what you have in stock? 144 VCFARREL Nothing today, thanks. 145 VCFARREL Maybe so. Goodbye. 150 VCFARREL This? Why this is Sub-Amenities Office B, in charge of pharmaceutical storage and distribution in Vault City. I am Sub-Amenities Officer Holden. How may I help you today, Captain? 151 VCFARREL Hey! Stay away from there! 152 VCFARREL That's it! You're out of here! 153 VCFARREL Thanks. 100 VCFSMITH You see a tired-looking woman. 101 VCFSMITH You see Mrs. Smith. 102 VCFSMITH You'll be wanting to talk to my husband. 103 VCFSMITH Me and my husband thank you. 104 VCFSMITH Thank you... my husband has something for you, for your troubles. 105 VCFSMITH We�ll be needin' that plow soon... 106 VCFSMITH Get away from here before I call the guards! 100 VCGATGRD You see one of the Vault City gate guards. 101 VCGATGRD You see a diligent-looking guard. The guard is wearing metal armor and carrying a powerful-looking shotgun. 102 VCGATGRD Hey! Get away from there! 103 VCGATGRD We warned you once... 104 VCGATGRD Hey! It's the one who defeated the Enclave. Open the gate. 105 VCGATGRD Good day, Captain. 106 VCGATGRD Sir. It's good to see you, sir. 107 VCGATGRD Sir, yes, sir! 108 VCGATGRD Vault City prevails, Captain. 109 VCGATGRD My apologies, Citizen, but ghouls are not permitted inside Vault City. 110 VCGATGRD My apologies, Citizen, but mutants are not permitted inside Vault City. 111 VCGATGRD That ghoul had better step away from the gate. Now. 112 VCGATGRD That mutant had better step away from the gate. Now. 113 VCGATGRD Good day, Citizen. 114 VCGATGRD Good to see you, Citizen. 115 VCGATGRD Vault City prevails, Citizen. 116 VCGATGRD Get out of here. 117 VCGATGRD Get lost. 118 VCGATGRD Got a problem? Or are you looking for one? 119 VCGATGRD I don't want to have to hurt you. 120 VCGATGRD You're cleared to enter. Head on in. 121 VCGATGRD Good day, traveler. 122 VCGATGRD Welcome back. 123 VCGATGRD Your battle against the Enclave impressed even the First Citizen. 124 VCGATGRD I heard you've traveled as far south as San Francisco. Is that true? 125 VCGATGRD Is it true that the U.S. was still fighting the war? 126 VCGATGRD You should catalog your travels in the Vault City computer. 127 VCGATGRD You're welcome to stay in Vault City as long as you want. 128 VCGATGRD You should catalog your exploits against the Enclave and put it on the List Server. 129 VCGATGRD No ghouls are allowed in Vault City. Get that... thing out of here. Now. 130 VCGATGRD No mutants are allow in Vault City. Get that... thing out of here. Now. 131 VCGATGRD Stop right there, friend. No one is allowed past this point without proper authorization. 132 VCGATGRD Propa uh-zat-shun? 133 VCGATGRD Shamble off 134 VCGATGRD Proper authorization? 135 VCGATGRD Never mind, then. 136 VCGATGRD Looks like we got another victim of the Outworlder inbreeding here... look, dim, get out of here before you get hurt, all right? 137 VCGATGRD ME NO GOH! 138 VCGATGRD Shamble off 139 VCGATGRD Yes, "proper authorization." 140 VCGATGRD If you want to get into Vault City, you need to speak to Wallace, Head of Customs. He can issue you a Day Pass. 141 VCGATGRD Where can I find Wallace? 142 VCGATGRD A Day Pass? What's that? 143 VCGATGRD Okay, thanks. 144 VCGATGRD Wallace is in the Customs building right over there. 145 VCGATGRD Now move along. I don't have time to talk to Outworlders. 146 VCGATGRD What's a Day Pass? 147 VCGATGRD Thanks for your time. Goodbye. 148 VCGATGRD A Day Pass'll get you into our city...if you've got business here. 149 VCGATGRD Now move along. I don't have time to talk to Outworlders. 150 VCGATGRD Where can I find Wallace? 151 VCGATGRD Thanks for your time. Goodbye. 152 VCGATGRD You need a Day Pass to get into the city. 153 VCGATGRD Get a Day Pass and I'll let you in. 154 VCGATGRD Keep away from the Gate. 155 VCGATGRD No loitering. 156 VCGATGRD Do you have a Day Pass? 157 VCGATGRD No, I don't. 158 VCGATGRD No, but I am a Citizen. 159 VCGATGRD How *dare* you question me?! I'm a Citizen! Here are my papers! 160 VCGATGRD A Citizen, huh? Let me see your papers. 161 VCGATGRD Eh... I don't have them on me. 162 VCGATGRD Okay, here you go. 163 VCGATGRD Uh, what I meant was, how do I go about getting Citizenship? 164 VCGATGRD My apologies, Citizen. I didn't mean to offend you. You have clearance to enter. 165 VCGATGRD Very well. 166 VCGATGRD Look, "Citizen," you need a Day Pass to get in here, all right? Don't try to trick me again. 167 VCGATGRD (Leave.) 168 VCGATGRD Hmmmnn... these look legit. Funny, I don't recall ever seeing you around before. 169 VCGATGRD Well, perhaps you should be more observant. I have an appointment with the First Citizen, and he's expecting me. 170 VCGATGRD I hope you'll remember me next time. 171 VCGATGRD Why, yes, I hold Citizenship in all of the vaults. 172 VCGATGRD We must have missed each other. I'm pleased to make your acquaintance. 173 VCGATGRD Oh, is that so? Look, I don't know who you are, but you're no Citizen. Give me those papers and get out of here. You want in, you're going to have to get a Day Pass from Wallace like everyone else. 174 VCGATGRD You want these papers? Come get them! 175 VCGATGRD Where can I find Wallace? 176 VCGATGRD All right. Goodbye. 177 VCGATGRD Well, all right, you're cleared to enter. Vault City prevails, Citizen. 178 VCGATGRD Uh, yes... Vault City prevails, Citizen. 179 VCGATGRD Thanks. 180 VCGATGRD Day Pass, please. 181 VCGATGRD Here you go. 182 VCGATGRD I don't need a Day Pass. I'm a Citizen. 183 VCGATGRD I was just stopping by to see how you were doing. 184 VCGATGRD I don't have time for small talk, all right? Now get out of here. 185 VCGATGRD All right, all right. Just trying to be friendly... 186 VCGATGRD (Leave.) 187 VCGATGRD All right. Before you go in, we have to search your belongings first. 188 VCGATGRD Uh, okay. 189 VCGATGRD What for? 190 VCGATGRD Forget it, then. 191 VCGATGRD Stop right there. No Outworlders are allowed within Vault City after dark. 192 VCGATGRD But I have a Pass. 193 VCGATGRD But I'm a Citizen. 194 VCGATGRD I'm sorry. I'll be moving along. 195 VCGATGRD Oh, so NOW you're a Citizen, huh? Just like last time? Give me those "Citizenship papers" and get out of here. 196 VCGATGRD You want these papers? Come get them! 197 VCGATGRD All right, all right. 198 VCGATGRD Go talk to Wallace, Head of Customs. Now leave me alone. 199 VCGATGRD Okay. Goodbye. 200 VCGATGRD Yeah, you have a DAY Pass. Does it look like day to you? Move along. 201 VCGATGRD Okay, okay. 202 VCGATGRD Sometimes Outworlders try to smuggle alcohol or habit-forming chems into Vault City: Buffout, Jet, Psycho, Mentats...that sort of thing. 203 VCGATGRD Oh, okay. Feel free to search me. 204 VCGATGRD Forget it, then. I don't need to get into Vault City that badly. 205 VCGATGRD Sorry, can't let you in with those items in your possession. Chems and alcohol are not permitted in Vault City. Ditch them then come back, all right? 206 VCGATGRD Okay. 207 VCGATGRD All right, it looks like you're clean. You can head on in. 208 VCGATGRD Thanks. 209 VCGATGRD Yup. Heer 210 VCGATGRD Byeeee 211 VCGATGRD Uh� (Studies you for a moment, then shrugs.) 212 VCGATGRD O-kae. 213 VCGATGRD Nup. Byeeeee 214 VCGATGRD Awl ritye 100 VCGENFAM You see a Citizen in a bright blue jumpsuit. It looks like the Vault Dweller's suit, but there is no number on the back. 101 VCGENFAM You see a Vault City Citizen. 102 VCGENFAM You see a Citizen in a bright blue jumpsuit. It looks like the Vault Dweller's suit, but there is no number on the back. 103 VCGENFAM ::claps:: 104 VCGENFAM It's the hero! Look! 105 VCGENFAM My word! It's the hero, here, in Vault City! 106 VCGENFAM Good day, Captain. 107 VCGENFAM Vault City prevails, Captain. 108 VCGENFAM Will you be staying for dinner, Captain? 109 VCGENFAM Good day, Citizen. 110 VCGENFAM Vault City prevails, Citizen. 111 VCGENFAM Will you be staying for dinner? 112 VCGENFAM A mutant! Guards! Guards! 113 VCGENFAM A ghoul! Guards! Guards! 114 VCGENFAM Please wipe your feet before entering the house. 115 VCGENFAM I'm sorry, did we invite you in? 116 VCGENFAM Can I help you? 117 VCGENFAM You Outsiders could stand to learn some manners. 118 VCGENFAM Typical of an Outsider, barging in here... 119 VCGENFAM I have heard of your brave deeds. You have done a great service for Vault City... and the world. 120 VCGENFAM Your battle against the Enclave impressed even the First Citizen. 121 VCGENFAM I heard you traveled as far south as San... Fran... Cisco. Is that true? 122 VCGENFAM Maybe Vault City *should* welcome Outsiders. 123 VCGENFAM Was it true? Was the old world government still waging the war? 124 VCGENFAM You should catalog your travels in the Vault City computer so others may read about them. 125 VCGENFAM You are welcome to stay as long as you wish, hero. 126 VCGENFAM You should catalog your heroic exploits against the Enclave into a nice, tidy list. 127 VCGENFAM *Yawn*... hrmnnn? Yes? What is it? 128 VCGENFAM It's a little late for visitors. 129 VCGENFAM MOST Citizens would be asleep at this hour. 130 VCGENFAM Sleeping? No, not anymore. 131 VCGENFAM Please... come back in the morning. I have a long day of making lists tomorrow. 132 VCGENFAM Good day, Captain. 133 VCGENFAM Vault City prevails, Captain. 134 VCGENFAM Will you be staying for dinner, Captain? Our Servant is making a delicious goulash. 135 VCGENFAM Would you like some donuts, Captain? 136 VCGENFAM Anything wrong, Captain? 137 VCGENFAM I hope none of those filthy Outsiders are giving you trouble, Captain. 138 VCGENFAM Want some food to take to your guards, Captain? 139 VCGENFAM Good day, Citizen. 140 VCGENFAM Vault City prevails, Citizen. 141 VCGENFAM As a Citizen, it is part of our civic duty to make and maintain lists. 142 VCGENFAM Please stay for dinner, Citizen. Our Servant is making a delicious goulash. 143 VCGENFAM I spent most of the day making that list for the Proconsul, then checking it. I love making lists. 144 VCGENFAM I work in the List Office. Most of us do. We here at Vault City *love* making lists. 145 VCGENFAM I spent most of the day today updating that list for the List Office. It was good, honest, productive work. 146 VCGENFAM I heard you actually traveled the outside world. How did you survive among those filthy Outsiders? 147 VCGENFAM Oh! You're the new Citizen. Welcome to Vault City. 148 VCGENFAM Do you need a place to stay while you're in town? 149 VCGENFAM The Council has our interests at heart. 150 VCGENFAM We must take care to keep our beautiful city clean. 151 VCGENFAM Each family gets a room in the communal house. 152 VCGENFAM The city provides us with everything we need. 153 VCGENFAM The Servants? Oh, we use them for menial tasks. 154 VCGENFAM Hmmmm. I need to get a Servant to hose out the store room... 155 VCGENFAM A Servant should be over later to weed the garden... 156 VCGENFAM That Council meeting yesterday was very productive. We made *lots* of lists. We here at Vault City love to make lists. 157 VCGENFAM Yes? 158 VCGENFAM Pardon me, can I help you? 159 VCGENFAM It's polite to ask before entering someone's house. 160 VCGENFAM Please wipe your feet before entering the house. 161 VCGENFAM I'm sorry, did we invite you in? 162 VCGENFAM Can I help you? 163 VCGENFAM You Outsiders could stand to learn some manners. 164 VCGENFAM The city provides us with everything we need. 165 VCGENFAM The Servants? Oh, we use them for menial tasks. 166 VCGENFAM Hmmmm. I need to get a Servant to hose out the store room... 167 VCGENFAM A Servant should be over later to weed the garden... 168 VCGENFAM Yes, I can smell...er, see, that you're an Outsider. 100 VCGENVIL You see a villager. 101 VCGENVIL You see a villager. 102 VCGENVIL Hello. 103 VCGENVIL Good day. 104 VCGENVIL Welcome to our Village. 105 VCGENVIL The monsters protect us. 106 VCGENVIL Hurry back. 107 VCGENVIL We�ll need those guns soon. 108 VCGENVIL Hello. 109 VCGENVIL Leave now! 110 VCGENVIL Go back to where you came from! 111 VCGENVIL Get the hell out of here! 112 VCGENVIL We�re safe now. 113 VCGENVIL Thank you. 100 VCGREG You see Proconsul Gregory. 101 VCGREG You see a grim-looking bureaucrat with a narrow face and thick eyebrows. 102 VCGREG You see Proconsul Gregory. 103 VCGREG You see a grim-looking bureaucrat with a narrow face and thick eyebrows. 104 VCGREG For your act of bravery, you have been granted full access to Vault City. Oh... the First Citizen said she wanted to see you. 105 VCGREG An intruder! Guards! Guards! 106 VCGREG Wh-?! A mutant! GUARDS! GUARDS! 107 VCGREG Wh-? A ghoul! GUARDS! GUARDS! 108 VCGREG Good day, Captain. 109 VCGREG Vault City prevails, Captain. 110 VCGREG Good day, Citizen. 111 VCGREG Vault City prevails, Citizen. 112 VCGREG Lists, lists, lists... how I love lists! 113 VCGREG Compile form 5632 into the list server... 114 VCGREG Make a list of lists 43A through 121B... then enter them into the List Archive... 115 VCGREG It's a beautiful day to be compiling lists. 116 VCGREG Still need to finish these lists before I retire for the evening... 117 VCGREG Come back in the morning. I should be done with these lists by then. 118 VCGREG Filthy mutant... 119 VCGREG I don't know how you became a Citizen. You're nothing but a mutant to me. If only someone would believe me... 120 VCGREG I don't know how you became Captain. You're nothing but a mutant to me. If only someone would believe me... 121 VCGREG I'm sorry... can I help you? 122 VCGREG Hep yew. 123 VCGREG Shamble off 124 VCGREG Who are you? 125 VCGREG Just looking around, thanks. 126 VCGREG Yet ANOTHER Servant that has strayed from his rounds?! I'll put Barkus on report if he keeps letting them wander about... now, you... Shoo! Shoo! 127 VCGREG SHOOT yew? Ok-ay. 128 VCGREG Shamble off 129 VCGREG *Tchh* Those Servants seem to get stupider every day. 130 VCGREG I am Proconsul Gregory. Is the office you were looking for, or...? 131 VCGREG "Proconsul?" What the hell is a "Proconsul?" 132 VCGREG What do you do here? 133 VCGREG Just looking around, thanks. 134 VCGREG I am the ASSISTANT to the First Citizen. I schedule her appointments, administer the Citizenship test to potential applicants, and update all the lists on the Vault City server. No small task, I assure you. 135 VCGREG The Citizenship test? 136 VCGREG Speaking of the Citizenship test, I want to take it again. 137 VCGREG Can I ask you some questions? 138 VCGREG I see. Well, I have to be going. 139 VCGREG Yes, there is the RIGHT way... you can become a Citizen by taking the Citizenship test. 140 VCGREG Yes, I am responsible for administering the Citizenship test to anyone who wishes to become a Citizen of Vault City. 141 VCGREG What is the test, exactly? 142 VCGREG I want to take the test again. 143 VCGREG What's the benefits of being a Citizen? 144 VCGREG Can I ask you some other questions? 145 VCGREG I see. Maybe we'll talk again later. 146 VCGREG Benefits? Why, look around you... Vault City is the safest, richest city in all the wastes. Citizens receive free medical treatment, food and water is plentiful, and there is no crime or disease to speak of. 147 VCGREG What is the test exactly? 148 VCGREG Sounds good. I'd like to take the test again. 149 VCGREG Can I ask you some other questions? 150 VCGREG I see. Maybe we'll talk again later. 151 VCGREG It is a comprehensive exam, divided into several parts...advanced mathematics, spatial relations, deductive reasoning, language comprehension... oh, and there is also a thorough physical examination. 152 VCGREG Wh... advanced math-ma-what? Uh, isn't there some object I can get or someone I can fight to get Citizenship? 153 VCGREG Sounds... complicated. Uh, can I take the test? 154 VCGREG Sounds difficult. I'd like to take the test, if I can. 155 VCGREG Sounds elementary. I'd like to take this Citizenship Test. 156 VCGREG You aren't testing the subject's visual acuity or logic skills? Hmmm. Well, perhaps you would consider revising this test in the future... after I take it. 157 VCGREG I see. Can I ask you some other questions? 158 VCGREG Interesting. Thanks for your time. 159 VCGREG Well, if you finish that task for the First Citizen she will give you your Citizenship, not that you'd deserve it. I suppose she has her reasons. 160 VCGREG No. If you wish to become a Citizen, you must take the test. 161 VCGREG You disapprove of her offering me Citizenship for that? 162 VCGREG I'll give the test a shot then. 163 VCGREG I'll give the test again, then. 164 VCGREG Hmmm. Can I ask you some other questions? 165 VCGREG Thanks for your time. Goodbye. 166 VCGREG You wish to take the test? Excellent, excellent! Nothing pleases me more than testing potential applicants...but I must warn you, the test is several hours long. Do you wish to take it now? 167 VCGREG Well, anyone may take the test. I think in your case, however, it would be a waste of time... for both of us. Someone of your caliber is simply not Citizen material. 168 VCGREG Sure. 169 VCGREG Not now. Can I ask you some other questions? 170 VCGREG Maybe some other time. 171 VCGREG I'd like to take the test anyway. 172 VCGREG Just give me the damn test. 173 VCGREG Forget it then. Can I ask you some other questions? 174 VCGREG Whatever. I'm outta here. 175 VCGREG Very well. 176 VCGREG Hmmm. Well, that is your right, though I doubt it will matter. 177 VCGREG Here are forms 5028, 6112, and the Pip Boy answer console. Please be sure to fill in each circle COMPLETELY. Now, if you would take a seat over here... 178 VCGREG All right. 179 VCGREG Finished already? Are you certain you don't want to double-check your answers? 180 VCGREG All right, time's up. Let's see your form. 181 VCGREG Already did. Here. 182 VCGREG Wait! Just a minute more... oh, forget it. Here. 183 VCGREG Hmmm... no, no... that's wrong... that's not right, either... a divide by zero error here... hmmm... needed to carry the two... oh my, your vocabulary is sadly lacking as well, I see. 184 VCGREG Let's see... I see you missed spotting the sub-derivative equation...and you missed the essential meaning of paragraph seven, both parts... and the pyramid in this diagram can be crossed eight times, not three. 185 VCGREG Well, the answers you DID manage to put down seem fine... it's the timeliness in which you took the test... and the glaring grammatical errors and... 186 VCGREG So...? 187 VCGREG Well, I regret to inform you I cannot grant you Citizenship at this time. 188 VCGREG Frankly, you don't seem to have the intelligence necessary to grasp higher mathematics. 189 VCGREG If I may say so, your grasp of spatial relations borders on imperceptive. 190 VCGREG If I may say so, you don't seem to test well. Perhaps you'll have better luck next time. 191 VCGREG Maybe some other time then. 192 VCGREG Well, let's take a look... first, let's see if... oh, very good, I see you got that one, how about... why yes, you carried the two, very clever, very clever... but why did you... oh, you applied the derivative to #5... brilliant! 193 VCGREG Of COURSE it was brilliant. 194 VCGREG Why... you've passed! Congratulations. 195 VCGREG Great. So I'm a Citizen? 196 VCGREG Well, we still have to perform the physical examination. Fortunately, I have all the equipment right here. You might want to take off your boots. 197 VCGREG Okay. 198 VCGREG You... you have a sixth toe! You're a mutant! How dare you even TRY to become one of us... you... you abomination! Get out! Out! And never come back! 199 VCGREG Here comes the part when I lose my patience and kill every Citizen in Vault City for the fun of it. Starting with you. 200 VCGREG I'm leaving, I'm leaving! 201 VCGREG Your blood pressure looks good, no communicable diseases that I can find... congratulations, Citizen. Welcome to Vault City. 202 VCGREG Thanks. It's good to be here. 203 VCGREG You again. Can I help you? 204 VCGREG I suppose... what is it you would like to know? 205 VCGREG What is it you do here again? 206 VCGREG Can I take the Citizenship test? 207 VCGREG Can I take the Citizenship test again? 208 VCGREG What can you tell me about Gecko? 209 VCGREG Never mind. Maybe we'll talk again later. 210 VCGREG Well, if you finish that task for the First Citizen she will give you your Citizenship, not that you'd deserve it. I suppose she has her reasons. 211 VCGREG Is there another way to become a Citizen? 212 VCGREG You disapprove of her offering me Citizenship for that? 213 VCGREG Can I ask you some other questions? 214 VCGREG Hmm. Goodbye. 215 VCGREG It is not my place to question the First Citizen's actions. 216 VCGREG Is there another way to become a Citizen? 217 VCGREG Can I ask you some other questions? 218 VCGREG Never mind then. 219 VCGREG Gecko? It's a filthy shantytown to the north, inhabited by those creatures, those... "ghouls." They're responsible for poisoning our groundwater, you know! It's an obvious act of terrorism against Vault City! 220 VCGREG How are they poisoning the water? 221 VCGREG Hmmm. Can I ask you some other questions? 222 VCGREG Thank you, goodbye. 223 VCGREG Their shantytown is built around the remains of an old atomic power plant... a plant they SOMEHOW started up again and that is now leaking radiation! Those creatures need to be driven out and that plant shut down! 224 VCGREG Hmmm. Can I ask you some other questions? 225 VCGREG Thanks for the information. Goodbye. 100 VCHARRY You see a short, jovial man. 101 VCHARRY You see Happy Harry, the store owner. 102 VCHARRY Well, hello there... what can I do for you? 103 VCHARRY I�m looking to trade. Can I see what you have in stock? 104 VCHARRY You still selling that plow out there? 105 VCHARRY Me Buy 106 VCHARRY Nothing today, thanks. 107 VCHARRY Sorry. Can�t help you, neighbor. 108 VCHARRY Why, yes I am. I�ll let it go for... say, eight hundred. 109 VCHARRY I�ll give you six hundred for it. 110 VCHARRY It's a deal. I�ll take it. 111 VCHARRY Eh, eight hundred? I�ll be back... with the money. 112 VCHARRY Forget it. The Smiths can starve. 113 VCHARRY It�s yours. [Pockets the money.] You just going to take it, or do you need it delivered somewhere? 114 VCHARRY Drop it off with the Smiths. 115 VCHARRY Sorry, friend. It�s going to cost you eight hundred. 119 VCHARRY You need the money to pay me, friend. 120 VCHARRY I�ll be back with the money. 121 VCHARRY Not a problem. I�ll have it dropped off right now. 100 VCINGRD I'm watching you, Outworlder. 101 VCINGRD I think it's about time for you to leave. 102 VCINGRD I don�t like the looks of you. 103 VCINGRD Keep your nose clean, or I�ll take that Pass away. 104 VCINGRD It�s past 6 PM. Time for you to return to the courtyard. 105 VCINGRD Okay. I�ll leave right now. 106 VCINGRD Okay. I�ll be going in a minute. 107 VCINGRD I got things to do. I�ll go when I�m ready to go. 108 VCINGRD Umag Nak!?! Umag NAK! 109 VCINGRD Well, I�ll just make sure you get to the courtyard safe and sound. C'mon, let's go. 110 VCINGRD Okay. Let�s go. 111 VCINGRD Brog Frup 112 VCINGRD I can find my own way. 113 VCINGRD Sorry, got my orders. I�ll need to escort you to the other side of the gate. 114 VCINGRD Okay... but I�m not happy about it. I may file a formal compla -- 115 VCINGRD Sorry, I've got *my* orders. I�m staying. 116 VCINGRD (Leans in.) Look, it's been a *long* day, friend. Come with me, don't cause any trouble, and this day won't get any worse for either one of us. Understand? 117 VCINGRD Okay, fine. I�ll go. 118 VCINGRD Over my dead body! 119 VCINGRD Vault City prevails, Citizen. 120 VCINGRD Nice to see you, Citizen. 121 VCINGRD Busy day, Citizen? 122 VCINGRD After you, Citizen. 123 VCINGRD Hello, traveler. 124 VCINGRD Be about your business, Outworlder. 125 VCINGRD Remember, you have until 6 PM. 126 VCINGRD You're out of here after 6 PM. 127 VCINGRD Look, I'm a Citizen. 128 VCINGRD Nothing to report, Captain. 129 VCINGRD Just keeping an eye on things here, Captain. 130 VCINGRD Vault City prevails, Captain. 131 VCINGRD Good day, Captain. 132 VCINGRD You there! Halt! What is that ghoul doing here in Vault City?! 133 VCINGRD You there! Halt! What is that mutant doing here in Vault City?! 134 VCINGRD Breep-oop foop foop 135 VCINGRD A ghoul? Where? 136 VCINGRD A mutant? Where? 137 VCINGRD He's with me. 138 VCINGRD He's traveling with me. If any of you racists have a problem with that, maybe we should settle it right here and now. 139 VCINGRD He's with you? Then you're coming with us. We're going back to the Courtyard where you... and that thing... belong. 140 VCINGRD All right, we'll go peacefully. 141 VCINGRD Why don't you try to escort us out of here? I guarantee it'll be an educational experience. 142 VCINGRD Great, looks like we got us a pair of idiots. All right, dim. 143 VCINGRD Very funny. 144 VCINGRD You're coming with us. We're going back to the Courtyard where you... and that thing... belong. 145 VCINGRD ME NO GOH HIM FREN! U NO FREN! 146 VCINGRD We go we go quiet-lee 147 VCINGRD All right, we'll go peacefully. 148 VCINGRD He's traveling with me. Any of you assholes have a problem with that, we can get down to shedding blood right now. 149 VCINGRD You want to do this the hard way? Fine. Guards! Intruders! 150 VCINGRD Hrnghhhhhhhhhh! 151 VCINGRD You're going to be dead before those friends of yours show up. 152 VCINGRD Hey! It's the one who defeated the Enclave! 153 VCINGRD Hey, congratulations on defeating the Enclave! 154 VCINGRD Welcome to Vault City, hero! 155 VCINGRD Your battle against the Enclave impressed even the First Citizen. 156 VCINGRD I heard you've traveled as far south as San Francisco. Is that true? 157 VCINGRD Is it true that the U.S. was still fighting the war? 158 VCINGRD You should catalog your travels in the Vault City computer. 159 VCINGRD You're welcome to stay in Vault City as long as you want. 160 VCINGRD You should catalog your exploits against the Enclave and put it up on the List Server. 161 VCINGRD I don't recognize you. Where's your papers? 162 VCINGRD Here they are, "officer." I think you'll find everything in order. 163 VCINGRD I don't have them on me at the moment, but -- 164 VCINGRD Hmmmm. All right, everything seems to be in order. Sorry to disturb you, Citizen. Vault City prevails. 165 VCINGRD Yes. Vault City prevails. 100 VCJOSHUA You see Joshua. 101 VCJOSHUA You see a scruffy-haired young man with a sheepish smile. 100 VCKOHL You see Chief Librarian Kohl. 101 VCKOHL You see a gentle-looking man in a Vault City uniform. 102 VCKOHL You see Chief Librarian Kohl. 103 VCKOHL You see a gentle-looking man in a Vault City uniform. 104 VCKOHL I shall make certain that your heroic feats are recorded in the Vault City archives, 105 VCKOHL My word! An intruder! Help! Guards! 106 VCKOHL My word! A mutant in Vault City! Guards! Guards! 107 VCKOHL My word! A ghoul in Vault City! Guards! Guards! 108 VCKOHL The Information Office is closed for the evening. Come back in the morning. 109 VCKOHL The Information Office is closed for the evening. I'll be heading home after I tabulate all these lists. 110 VCKOHL Shhhhh. 111 VCKOHL Tread quietly, please. 112 VCKOHL Shhhhh. 113 VCKOHL Silence IS a virtue. 114 VCKOHL Oh... hello! Was there something I could help you with? 115 VCKOHL Frazz-urb-luuw! 116 VCKOHL Shamble off 117 VCKOHL What is this place? 118 VCKOHL Nothing. Sorry to disturb you. 119 VCKOHL Uh... pardon me? 120 VCKOHL Cripple-cripple creep 121 VCKOHL Shamble off 122 VCKOHL Oh my, you must be one of the Servants. You should REALLY head back to Master Barkus at once, or he'll be quite irate! 123 VCKOHL Okee! 124 VCKOHL This is the Information Center for Vault City. Is this the place you were looking for? 125 VCKOHL Yes, actually. I had some questions maybe you can answer. 126 VCKOHL Information Center? Do you have any books or manuals? 127 VCKOHL Not really. Sorry to disturb you. 128 VCKOHL Unfortunately, our books are currently being transcribed into electronic format. The extras are being shipped to the Amenities Offices down the street. You might try there. 129 VCKOHL Where are these electronically-formatted books stored? 130 VCKOHL All the books are gone? 131 VCKOHL Oh. I have a few questions... 132 VCKOHL Maybe I'll check there, then. 133 VCKOHL Hello, again. Did you need help finding anything? 134 VCKOHL Certainly. What questions did you have? 135 VCKOHL What is this place? 136 VCKOHL Do you know where I can find a GECK? 137 VCKOHL Do you know where I could find the Vault? 138 VCKOHL Nothing today, thanks. 139 VCKOHL A GECK? That name sounds familiar. What does it do? 140 VCKOHL You know, I don't know myself. To hear the Elder of my village tell it, it's supposed to be some panacea for my village. I'm a little more skeptical. 141 VCKOHL I don't really know. 142 VCKOHL Can I ask you some other questions? 143 VCKOHL Never mind. Maybe we'll talk some other time. 144 VCKOHL The Vault? Why, the entrance is just down the street... it's the large hole in the side of the mountain. 145 VCKOHL Do you know of any other Vaults? 146 VCKOHL Can I ask you some other questions? 147 VCKOHL Thanks for the directions. 148 VCKOHL Other Vaults? Hmmm. No, not really. I know other Vaults were built, but we have never come across any of them. There may be some mention of them in the Central Computer in the Vault. 149 VCKOHL How can I get down to the Vault? 150 VCKOHL Can I ask you some other questions? 151 VCKOHL Thanks for the information. 152 VCKOHL Hmmmm. Well, you know, the Central Computer down in the Vault might have some information about it. We keep most of the older archives down there. 153 VCKOHL How can I get down to the Vault? 154 VCKOHL Can I ask you some other questions? 155 VCKOHL Thanks for the information. 156 VCKOHL Well, you are a Citizen of the community, aren't you? You are permitted to walk down there. 157 VCKOHL Oh you are? Pardon me, pardon me... well, then, you are permitted to simply walk down there and use the computer. 158 VCKOHL Well, you'd need to be a Citizen of Vault City first. If you want, you could take the Citizenship test... or better yet, speak to First Citizen Lynette. I'm sure she might make an exception in your case. 159 VCKOHL Uh, but I am a Citizen. 160 VCKOHL Can I ask you some other questions? 161 VCKOHL Thanks for the information. 162 VCKOHL Yes, well, everthing is being transcribed because... hmmm. This is a somewhat delicate matter, but I believe my post here in Vault City has become obsolete. 163 VCKOHL Ob-so-lete? What do you mean? 164 VCKOHL Obsolete? 165 VCKOHL Oh. I had some other questions... 166 VCKOHL Sorry to hear it. I have to go. 167 VCKOHL It means my post here is no longer necessary. It's all for the best. 168 VCKOHL They are discussing putting information terminals in every household. These new terminals would all be tied to the List Server and the Information Archives. Once that is done, the information center... and I... will be unnecessary. It's all for the best, really. 169 VCKOHL Are you sure? 170 VCKOHL Oh. I had some other questions... 171 VCKOHL Sorry to hear it. I have to go. 172 VCKOHL Oh my, yes. The First Citizen is rarely wrong in such matters. Still, I will be sorry to leave this place. I heard they have a position waiting for me in the List Office. 173 VCKOHL Oh. Well, I'm sorry to hear that all the books were transcribed. I'd much rather read a book than stare at a computer screen. 174 VCKOHL Oh. Well, I'm sorry to hear that all the books were transcribed. I'd much rather read a book than stare at a computer screen. 175 VCKOHL Oh. I had some other questions... 176 VCKOHL Sorry to hear it. I have to go. 177 VCKOHL That's how I feel as well! I have nothing against electronic format mind you, but there is a certain... solidity... in having a book in your hands and turning the pages one by one. Hmmm. You know... 178 VCKOHL Yes? 179 VCKOHL Oh. I had some other questions... 180 VCKOHL Sorry to hear it. I have to go. 181 VCKOHL They haven't shipped all the books out to the Amenities Offices yet. I know Randal won't miss them if I gave them to someone who appreciated them... someone like yourself. 182 VCKOHL I'd love to have them. Thanks. 183 VCKOHL I'll go fetch them... 184 VCKOHL All right. 185 VCKOHL Here you go. I hope you enjoy reading them. They are some of my favorites... a little on the technical side, but still quite good. 186 VCKOHL Thanks. Do you mind if I ask you some other questions? 187 VCKOHL Great. I'll go check these out. 188 VCKOHL The books are being entered into one of the library terminals on the third level of the Vault. I don't recall which one... it's not one of the ones in the central core, though. 189 VCKOHL Why is everything being transcribed? 190 VCKOHL How can I get down to the Vault? 191 VCKOHL I see. Do you mind if I ask you some other questions? 192 VCKOHL Maybe I'll go see if I can find it. 100 VCLYNETT You see a stern-looking woman with thick glasses, wearing a Vault City jumpsuit. Judging from her bearing, she seems important. 101 VCLYNETT You see First Citizen Lynette. She looks preoccupied. 102 VCLYNETT You see First Citizen Lynette. She looks preoccupied. 103 VCLYNETT It is late. Schedule an appointment for tomorrow morning, and I will receive you then. 104 VCLYNETT As I SAID, I don't receive visitors this late. MOST Citizens have retired to bed by this time. 105 VCLYNETT Schedule an appointment for tomorrow morning. I will receive you then. 106 VCLYNETT I will speak with you TOMORROW. 107 VCLYNETT I don't know how you got past the guards and into my private chambers, but you had best leave. 108 VCLYNETT I don't know what you intend to gain by clicking on me, but I won't tolerate it much longer. 109 VCLYNETT Perhaps you find clicking on me... amusing. Perhaps you will find the Corrections Center just as humorous. 110 VCLYNETT I appreciate your attention, but I really am quite dangerous when riled. 111 VCLYNETT I am the First Citizen! I must have my sleep! 112 VCLYNETT Leave! 113 VCLYNETT Get out! 114 VCLYNETT Out! Out! Out! 115 VCLYNETT I admire your persistence. I would like to admire it from a distance. 116 VCLYNETT Is this some sort of clumsy attempt to let me know that you are attracted to me? 117 VCLYNETT Do you like my little dreadlocks? I think Scott Rodenhizer has a strange sense of humor. 118 VCLYNETT Word of your brave deed has traveled quickly. Is it true? Was the government still waging the war? 119 VCLYNETT Wahr? Wahr whar? 120 VCLYNETT Yes. They were going to use a virus to exterminate all life. They planned to start over... at the cost of all that you've built here. 121 VCLYNETT You heard incorrectly. I am just a traveler, nothing more... and certainly no hero. Now I only wish to be left in peace, allowed to wander the wastes in search of my place in this new world. Goodbye, First Citizen...forever. 122 VCLYNETT From the simplest things - and that certainly is you - even greatness may grow. Take care, my sweet imbecile... all Vault City thanks you. 123 VCLYNETT Hug her. 124 VCLYNETT Oo. Bye-bye. 125 VCLYNETT Awwwww... there, there. Anytime you need a hug, you come see Aunt Lynette, all right? 126 VCLYNETT Okeee-dokeee. 127 VCLYNETT Bye-bye. 128 VCLYNETT How callous! How cruel! Were they not aware of the community we had built here? 129 VCLYNETT Perhaps an important lesson can be learned here, Lynette. Isolated from the world, the government was prepared to destroy you without even recognizing the value of your community. Perhaps Vault City should take another look at the outside world... and its place in it. 130 VCLYNETT Callous, cruel... maybe. All I know is that I had superior firepower. Goodbye, First Citizen. 131 VCLYNETT That may be a valid point. Next time, we should make a stronger effort to find these remnants of the government and ally ourselves with them. I hear they have great power armor. 132 VCLYNETT But... oh, forget it. Good luck, First Citizen. 133 VCLYNETT You don't know the half of it, First Citizen! Power steering, body fluid recycling, menacing exterior... pretty damn cool. 134 VCLYNETT Goodbye, First Citizen. I must return to the outside world...and find my place in it. 135 VCLYNETT Please, call me Lynette. Travel carefully... my friend. We shall never forget you. You shall always have a home here within the walls of Vault City. 136 VCLYNETT Thanks... Lynette. 137 VCLYNETT Yeah, well, I BETTER have a home here. With these new duds and my superior firepower, it would take five seconds for me to slaughter everyone in this backwater dystopia. Sleep easy, Lynette. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. 138 VCLYNETT You're wearing a vault suit! I never imagined I would meet an inhabitant of another vault. This Vault 13... where is it located? 139 VCLYNETT Hunh? 140 VCLYNETT Valt! Valt! 141 VCLYNETT Hed funneee. 142 VCLYNETT Bye-bye 143 VCLYNETT Isn't this the Vault my ancestor originally came from? 144 VCLYNETT I don't know. I come from a village in the west. 145 VCLYNETT I don't know. I'm trying to find the Vault my ancestor came from... can you help me? 146 VCLYNETT I don't have time to explain the whole story right now. Good day. 147 VCLYNETT That must be your IQ on your jumpsuit, not a Vault number. 148 VCLYNETT Hrnnnn? 149 VCLYNETT Nooom-ber 150 VCLYNETT Har funeee! 151 VCLYNETT Shamble off 152 VCLYNETT I don't know how you mustered the brain power to get inside the city, but I'll make sure you don't wander in here again...guards! Escort this imbecile outside the walls! 153 VCLYNETT NO! 154 VCLYNETT go with metal people 155 VCLYNETT Good day to you, stranger. I am First Citizen Lynette. May I inquire as to your business here? 156 VCLYNETT Bizzzness? Bzzzzz-neff? 157 VCLYNETT Eer! 158 VCLYNETT Bye-bye. 159 VCLYNETT I am looking for a Garden of Eden Creation Kit. Do you have one? 160 VCLYNETT I am in search of a Garden of Eden Creation Kit, First Citizen. Does your city have one I might purchase? 161 VCLYNETT Are you the... Overseer of this vault? 162 VCLYNETT Excuse my ignorance, First Citizen... does the title "First Citizen" mean you are the Overseer of this vault? 163 VCLYNETT This is Vault City? Why don't you live in a vault? 164 VCLYNETT No business today. Maybe another time. 165 VCLYNETT Nothing today. My apologies for disturbing you, First Citizen. Good day. 166 VCLYNETT Where did one such as YOU hear of a Garden of Eden Creation Kit? 167 VCLYNETT Such technology is not meant for Outsiders. 168 VCLYNETT You got a PROBLEM with Outsiders, woman? 169 VCLYNETT You got a PROBLEM with Outsiders? 170 VCLYNETT My apologies... is there a problem in being an Outsider, First Citizen? 171 VCLYNETT I am the descendant of the Vault Dweller. The GECK is needed to help my village. 172 VCLYNETT I am the descendant of the Vault Dweller, First Citizen. The GECK is required to help my village. 173 VCLYNETT Woman, give me the GECK now, or I shall take it by force. 174 VCLYNETT Give me the GECK now, or I shall take it by force. 175 VCLYNETT Then we have nothing more to discuss. Good day. 176 VCLYNETT The problem IS that all Outsiders wish to join our society, which is simply not feasible. We would undoubtedly sink into the same anarchy which plagues the outside. 177 VCLYNETT I see. I wish to speak to the Overseer of the Vault. Can you take me to him? 178 VCLYNETT How does one go about becoming one of you Vault Dwellers? 179 VCLYNETT If you hate the outside world so much, why do you live outside, and not in the vault? 180 VCLYNETT I've heard enough. Goodbye. 181 VCLYNETT I... understand. Thank you for your time, First Citizen. 182 VCLYNETT I find ALL of you Outsiders offensive. You are uncultured and primitive, no better than animals! Now leave. Or I shall have you forcibly removed. 183 VCLYNETT No! I'm not leaving until I get some answers! 184 VCLYNETT "Forcibly removed?" TRY it. I'll like it. 185 VCLYNETT I'll go quietly...this time. 186 VCLYNETT I'm leaving, I'm leaving. 187 VCLYNETT "Overseer?" Why, no. There has been no Overseer in a hundred years. How do you know of the Vault Overseers? 188 VCLYNETT I have told you already. Overseers are from the distant past. 189 VCLYNETT I am a descendant of the first Vault Dweller. I have heard... many stories of the Overseer. 190 VCLYNETT What happened to the Overseer? I must speak with him. 191 VCLYNETT You are OBVIOUSLY not the one I need to be speaking to. Fetch the Overseer at once, woman. 192 VCLYNETT You are OBVIOUSLY not the one I need to be speaking to. Fetch the Overseer at once. 193 VCLYNETT Never mind. I must be going. Good day. 194 VCLYNETT "Descendant of the Vault Dweller?" What do you mean? 195 VCLYNETT I am the great grandchild of the first Vault Dweller. 196 VCLYNETT Woman, I'm wasting precious time talking with you. Fetch the Overseer at once. 197 VCLYNETT I'm wasting precious time talking with you. Fetch the Overseer at once. 198 VCLYNETT Nothing, never mind. We'll continue this conversation later. 199 VCLYNETT You barge into my chambers and then have the audacity to insult me, Lynette, First Citizen of Vault City?! 200 VCLYNETT You barge into my chambers and then have the audacity to make demands of me, Lynette, First Citizen of Vault City?! 201 VCLYNETT Leave. You are no longer welcome in this city. 202 VCLYNETT I'm NOT leaving until I get some answers. 203 VCLYNETT I'll go... for now. 204 VCLYNETT No, no, we do not live in the vault. They were a temporary measure to protect a chosen few from the war and aid them in the subsequent construction of a new world. 205 VCLYNETT How did you know when to leave the vault? I heard the vaults were isolated from the outside world. 206 VCLYNETT It is important that I speak with the Overseer. Can you take me to him? 207 VCLYNETT I'm wasting precious time talking with you. Fetch the Overseer at once, woman. 208 VCLYNETT I'm wasting precious time talking with you. Fetch the Overseer at once. 209 VCLYNETT I've heard enough. Goodbye. 210 VCLYNETT Thank you for your time, First Citizen. Good day. 211 VCLYNETT There is no "Overseer." When we came to the surface, we formed a new government. The Overseer position was superfluous. 212 VCLYNETT New government? Tell me about it. 213 VCLYNETT So you're the leader of the former vault dwellers? 214 VCLYNETT Smart. Get rid of the corrupt Overseer. 215 VCLYNETT I see. Thanks for the information. Good day. 216 VCLYNETT What you heard was incorrect. Our archives are quite clear: our vault received the all-clear signal two years after being sealed. 217 VCLYNETT The "all-clear" signal? From where? 218 VCLYNETT Where are these archives? 219 VCLYNETT Where is the Overseer? I must speak with him. 220 VCLYNETT Well, OUR tribal legend states the Vault was closed for years... and no "all-clear" signal ever came. 221 VCLYNETT You lie! The all-clear never came! 222 VCLYNETT I see. Thanks for the information. Good day. 223 VCLYNETT Why... from surface monitors, I suppose. I am certain there were sensors monitoring the environment. How else would the Overseer have known when it was safe to leave? 224 VCLYNETT Do these monitors still exist? Can I see them? 225 VCLYNETT So... the order to leave the vault came from the Overseer? 226 VCLYNETT Speaking of the Overseer, where is he? I'd like to speak to him. 227 VCLYNETT You lie! The all-clear signal never came! 228 VCLYNETT I'm not certain... yet. Good day. 229 VCLYNETT Quite likely they were disassembled and used as upgrades for other systems. 230 VCLYNETT Hmmm. But the Overseer was the one who gave the order to leave the vault? 231 VCLYNETT Where is the Overseer? I must speak with him about this. 232 VCLYNETT I don't believe you. I'm telling you, the all-clear signal never came! 233 VCLYNETT I see. Thanks for the information. Good day. 234 VCLYNETT Yes... at least, that's what I remember from the archives. However, I am certain many Citizens were responsible for monitoring the surface sensors. 235 VCLYNETT Any idea where these surface sensors are now? 236 VCLYNETT Where are these archives? 237 VCLYNETT Where is the Overseer? I must speak with him. 238 VCLYNETT You lie! The all-clear signal never came! 239 VCLYNETT I see. Thanks for the information. Good day. 240 VCLYNETT If you were capable of examining your argument, the flaw would quickly become apparent. The archives do not allow for the same form of corruption your... "tribal legends" do. 241 VCLYNETT Where are these archives? 242 VCLYNETT Where is the Overseer? I must speak with him. 243 VCLYNETT Look, I'm telling you... the all-clear signal never came! 244 VCLYNETT I've heard enough. Good day. 245 VCLYNETT You have the audacity to accuse me, Lynette, the First Citizen of Vault City, of LYING?! Leave! You are no longer welcome in this city. 246 VCLYNETT I'm not leaving until I get some answers! 247 VCLYNETT I shall leave... for now. 248 VCLYNETT The archives is stored within our vault. Only Citizens have access to them... they are NOT for Outsiders. 249 VCLYNETT Fine. Where is the Overseer? I will ask him about these archives. 250 VCLYNETT But I am a Citizen. 251 VCLYNETT How does one become one of you Vault Dwellers? 252 VCLYNETT How can I become a Citizen? 253 VCLYNETT I've heard enough. Good day. 254 VCLYNETT We no longer consider ourselves to be "Vault Dwellers"... we refer to ourselves as "Citizens." If you wish to become part of our community, you must first prove your worth. 255 VCLYNETT Prove my worth? How? 256 VCLYNETT I am the descendant of the first Vault Dweller -- that should be enough. 257 VCLYNETT I'll think about it. Good day. 258 VCLYNETT You misunderstand... it is not the world we object to, it is the people in it. Look around -- within these walls is all that remains of pre-war civilization. 259 VCLYNETT Where is the Overseer? I need to speak with him. 260 VCLYNETT It isn't right you don't share. It's your responsibility to help everyone... not just those that live in these walls. 261 VCLYNETT I...see. Thanks for your time. Good day. 262 VCLYNETT You Outsiders are fine ones to lecture about "responsibility." You beg incessantly for help, yet do nothing to better yourselves. Our talk is over... leave now, before I summon the guards. 263 VCLYNETT You better summon the guards now, because you're not going to have another chance. 264 VCLYNETT I'm not leaving until I see the Overseer! 265 VCLYNETT I'm leaving... for now. 266 VCLYNETT Very well. Thank you for speaking with me. Good day. 267 VCLYNETT "The first Vault Dweller?" What? You must mean another Vault! We have never been in contact with another Vault! Where is it located? 268 VCLYNETT I think THIS was the vault my ancestor originally came from. 269 VCLYNETT I don't live in a Vault. I come from a tribal village from the west. 270 VCLYNETT I don't know... you see, I'm trying to find the Vault my ancestor came from. 271 VCLYNETT When I find it, I'll be sure to let you know. Good day. 272 VCLYNETT We exited the Vault 120 years ago and, with the help of our Eden kit, began construction of Vault City. Ten years later, the Overseer retired and a Council of Citizens was established. The Council appointed the initial First Citizen. 273 VCLYNETT Speaking of the GECK, do you have another one that I could have? 274 VCLYNETT So you are the leader of this city, then? 275 VCLYNETT 120 years ago? That was 70 years before the Vault Dweller stopped the Master. This can't be the vault I'm looking for. 276 VCLYNETT I see. Good day. 277 VCLYNETT Correct... I am First Citizen of Vault City. 278 VCLYNETT First Citizen, I have an urgent request: My village is in dire need of a Garden of Eden Creation Kit. Do you possess one that I may have? 279 VCLYNETT Then you are who I seek. I have come on behalf of the people of Arroyo to claim what is rightfully ours: the holy GECK. 280 VCLYNETT I see. Thanks for speaking with me. Good day. 281 VCLYNETT Corrupt?! The Overseer was a great man and a flawless leader. His teachings and wisdom still comprise much of our schooling. 282 VCLYNETT This doesn't sound like Overseer the Vault Dweller knew. 283 VCLYNETT After saving the Vault, the Vault Dweller was banished by the Overseer. What kind of lesson is that? 284 VCLYNETT Then you have been raised a fool. Waste no more of my time, woman. Fetch someone who can help me. 285 VCLYNETT Then you have been raised a fool. Waste no more of my time. Fetch someone who can help me. 286 VCLYNETT That is unfortunate. Good day. 287 VCLYNETT You may speak with Proconsul Gregory. He has authority to administer the Citizenship test. He can be found in the meeting room down the corridor. 288 VCLYNETT Or... there IS another way to become a Citizen... 289 VCLYNETT Another way? What is it? 290 VCLYNETT I think I'll just go speak to the Proconsul. Goodbye. 291 VCLYNETT I'll go talk to the Proconsul, then. 292 VCLYNETT I will go speak with Gregory. Thanks for your time, First Citizen. 293 VCLYNETT Quite impossible. In the century we have lived outside the Vault, no one has ever chosen to leave. Although there were two Citizens exiled from our city long ago... as punishment for their crimes. 294 VCLYNETT You are the ones who KICKED OUT the Vault Dweller! I've come for what is rightfully mine! 295 VCLYNETT What did these Citizens do? 296 VCLYNETT If this is not the right Vault, then I must find the one my ancestor came from. 297 VCLYNETT I have to be going. Good day. 298 VCLYNETT Village? But you are wearing a Vault suit... wh-what is this village you speak of? Speak plainly: my patience is wearing thin. 299 VCLYNETT Village? First you tell me you are from a vault, now from a village. Which is it?! My patience for your double-talk is wearing thin. 300 VCLYNETT Wait, you misunderstand me. The Vault Dweller was the founder of my village. 301 VCLYNETT My patience for YOU is wearing thin, woman. Fetch someone else... someone who can help me. 302 VCLYNETT My patience for YOU is wearing thin. Fetch someone else... someone who can help me. 303 VCLYNETT I think I'll just come back later. Good day. 304 VCLYNETT Oh... now I understand. But what proof do you have that your Ancestor was from a Vault? 305 VCLYNETT Stories, passed down by the Elder of my Village. 306 VCLYNETT I have the sacred artifacts of the Vault Dweller... this Vault suit, and this holy flask. 307 VCLYNETT I have this Vault jumpsuit, and this canteen. They belonged to my ancestor. 308 VCLYNETT I grow tired of your questions. I'm going to go find someone else who can help me. 309 VCLYNETT I have to be going. Good day. 310 VCLYNETT Hmm� perhaps some mention of your Vault is in our computer archives. 311 VCLYNETT Well, can we check? 312 VCLYNETT First Citizen, it's very important to me that I find out the location of my ancestor's Vault. If I could check the archives, I would be grateful. 313 VCLYNETT Hmmmm. Thanks for the information. Good day. 314 VCLYNETT I'm sorry, but we used ours to start Vault City. I do not believe there were any spares, but you could check the Acquisitions Office. It is located by the entrance to our vault. 315 VCLYNETT Thanks. I had some other questions... 316 VCLYNETT Would you know where Vault 13 is located? 317 VCLYNETT Great! I'll go there then. Good day. 318 VCLYNETT A dirty vault suit and a battered canteen? That is your proof? Who knows where you scavenged those "relics" from... or who you killed to steal them. 319 VCLYNETT Please... look at them again. They're genuine. 320 VCLYNETT I've traveled all this way. At least LOOK at them, woman! 321 VCLYNETT I've traveled all this way. At least LOOK at them! 322 VCLYNETT If they aren't enough to convince you, then there's nothing more to be said. Good day. 323 VCLYNETT Do you have any conception of how busy I am? I run this city, and I have precious little time to waste with you and your wild claims. 324 VCLYNETT Do you have any conception of how busy I am? I run this city, and I have precious little time to waste with you. 325 VCLYNETT Now leave at once, or I shall call the guards. 326 VCLYNETT Go ahead and call them. They won't get here in time to save your life. 327 VCLYNETT Fine. I'm leaving. 328 VCLYNETT Very well, First Citizen. Good day. 329 VCLYNETT A tribal legend? You'll need something more substantial than some... tribal MYTH if you want anyone to believe your claim. 330 VCLYNETT But I have the sacred artifacts of the Vault Dweller... this Vault suit, and this holy flask. 331 VCLYNETT I have this Vault jumpsuit, and this canteen. They belonged to my ancestor. 332 VCLYNETT What do I have to do to prove my heritage, if you will not believe my word?! 333 VCLYNETT Fine. I'm leaving. 334 VCLYNETT Very well, then we have nothing more to discuss. Good day, First Citizen. 335 VCLYNETT We could check the Vault computers. They would probably have the information you seek. But only Citizens are allowed to access the archives. 336 VCLYNETT But I am a Citizen. 337 VCLYNETT Is there some way I could become a Citizen? 338 VCLYNETT Guess I'm out of luck, then. Good day. 339 VCLYNETT Rather than taking the test, you could prove your commitment to the Vaults in a more... substantial way. As an Outsider, you are in a unique position to resolve a difficult...situation for us. 340 VCLYNETT What kind of situation? 341 VCLYNETT Of course. Whatever the vaults need, it is my duty to deliver. 342 VCLYNETT I don't know... isn't the Citizenship test standard procedure? 343 VCLYNETT I don't think I'm the one for the job... goodbye. 344 VCLYNETT No thanks, I really should be going. Good day, First Citizen. 345 VCLYNETT Murderers, both of them. Boyarsky was exiled ten years ago, and Richard Moreau was exiled shortly after we left the Vault. Citizenship is a sacred trust -- crime is not tolerated within our walls. 346 VCLYNETT If this is not the right Vault, then I must find the one my ancestor came from. 347 VCLYNETT How does a person become a Citizen? 348 VCLYNETT I've heard enough. I have to be going. 349 VCLYNETT I see. Well, thanks for your time, First Citizen. Good day. 350 VCLYNETT What are you talking about? You must be mistaken. Whatever... "Vault Dweller" YOU'RE speaking of must be from some other Vault. 351 VCLYNETT If that is true, then I need to find this other Vault. 352 VCLYNETT You lie! THIS is the Vault my ancestor is from! 353 VCLYNETT Perhaps so. Thanks for speaking with me. Goodbye. 354 VCLYNETT There's a town... if you could call it that... to the northeast of our city. It is filled with... creatures that are polluting the groundwater with dangerous radiation. 355 VCLYNETT How are they poisoning the groundwater? 356 VCLYNETT What do you want me to do about it? 357 VCLYNETT On second thought, this doesn't sound like something I'd be interested in. Goodbye. 358 VCLYNETT Disable their plant, permanently, so that they cannot cause any more damage. 359 VCLYNETT Sounds easy enough. I'll be back when the situation's... "resolved." 360 VCLYNETT How exactly is this plant releasing radiation? 361 VCLYNETT Let me think about it. I'll get back to you. 362 VCLYNETT Those... things... are operating a damaged atomic power plant. You see, THEY are immune to radiation...they don't care that they are slowly killing us with their poisons. 363 VCLYNETT I'll take care of the problem. I'll be back when the situation's... "resolved." 364 VCLYNETT Sounds like they're doing the world a service. Find some other "Outsider" to do your dirty work. 365 VCLYNETT I'll have to think about it. I'll get back to you. 366 VCLYNETT Very well, let me see... These... these are authentic! Unbelievable... you ARE a survivor from another vault! Welcome to our City... you must have suffered much in the outside world. 367 VCLYNETT I need to find the Vault my people came from. 368 VCLYNETT I need a Garden of Eden Kit. Do you have one? 369 VCLYNETT Oh, so now I'm welcome in your city? Forget this... I'm outta here. 370 VCLYNETT You have no idea... but I'll tell you about the temple of trials some other time. Goodbye. 371 VCLYNETT I'm giving you an opportunity few Outsiders ever receive. You may take the test, if you wish. But resolving this situation for us may prove more rewarding. Do you understand me? 372 VCLYNETT All right then. What kind of situation? 373 VCLYNETT I understand. Whatever the vaults need, it is my duty to deliver. 374 VCLYNETT I don't think I'm the one for the job... goodbye. 375 VCLYNETT I think I really should be going. Good day, First Citizen. 376 VCLYNETT Oh... that's right. The Proconsul mentioned we had gained a new Citizen. Welcome, Citizen. As for the archives, yes...they are located inside our Vault. Peruse them at your leisure. 377 VCLYNETT Before I go examine the archives, I wanted to ask you some other questions... 378 VCLYNETT Do you happen to have a GECK as well? 379 VCLYNETT Great! Thanks. 380 VCLYNETT Thank you, First Citizen. 381 VCLYNETT Yes? What is it I can help you with? 382 VCLYNETT Yes? What is it? 383 VCLYNETT Hunh? 384 VCLYNETT Valt! Valt! 385 VCLYNETT Funnneee eyes! 386 VCLYNETT Bye-bye 387 VCLYNETT I had some questions I wanted to ask you. 388 VCLYNETT I had some questions I wanted to ask you. 389 VCLYNETT How does one become a Citizen of Vault City? 390 VCLYNETT I have reconsidered your offer for Citizenship. 391 VCLYNETT About the Gecko power plant... 392 VCLYNETT I have some information on those raiders who've been attacking the city. 393 VCLYNETT I found out some more information on those raiders who were attacking the city. 394 VCLYNETT I found something in Bishop's safe you might be interested in. 395 VCLYNETT I believe Dr. Troy is involved in something illegal. 396 VCLYNETT I must speak with you on the delivery of that holo disk. 397 VCLYNETT I've changed my mind. I will deliver that holo disk to the Counselor in the NCR. 398 VCLYNETT Nothing. Sorry to disturb you. 399 VCLYNETT Of course. What can I help you with, Citizen? 400 VCLYNETT Of course. What can I help you with, Captain? 401 VCLYNETT What can you tell me about these Raider attacks on our city? 402 VCLYNETT I ran into this Citizen downtown, Thomas Moore. Who is he? 403 VCLYNETT Do you have a GECK? 404 VCLYNETT I'm looking for Vault 13. 405 VCLYNETT This is Vault City? Why don't you live in a vault? 406 VCLYNETT Why is it you condone slavery? 407 VCLYNETT Nothing today, thanks. 408 VCLYNETT For a non-Citizen, you certainly demand a great deal of my time. 409 VCLYNETT But I AM a Citizen. 410 VCLYNETT Do you have a GECK? 411 VCLYNETT I'm looking for Vault 13. 412 VCLYNETT What do I need to do to become a Citizen? 413 VCLYNETT This is Vault City? Why don't you live in a vault? 414 VCLYNETT Why is it you condone slavery? 415 VCLYNETT Nevermind then. Good day. 416 VCLYNETT What is it?! I don't have time for your nonsense! 417 VCLYNETT I was hoping I could ask you another question. 418 VCLYNETT I apologize for my earlier comments, First Citizen. I was hoping I could ask you some questions about Vault City. 419 VCLYNETT You know, there are decaffeinated brands that taste just as good as the real thing. 420 VCLYNETT Nevermind. 421 VCLYNETT My apologies, First Citizen. Sorry to disturb you. 422 VCLYNETT What is it? Didn't you already take care of them? 423 VCLYNETT It's a little more complicated than that. You see these guys weren't a roving band of raiders... they were mercenaries. 424 VCLYNETT Nevermind. Goodbye. 425 VCLYNETT I do not remember your induction. Let me see your papers. 426 VCLYNETT Here you go. Everything should be in order. 427 VCLYNETT Umm... I don't have my papers with me. 428 VCLYNETT My papers? They haven't been processed yet. They should be coming across your desk any day now. 429 VCLYNETT My papers? They haven't been processed yet. They should be coming across your desk any day now. 430 VCLYNETT Do not toy with me, "Citizen," or I will make sure you never walk Vault City's streets again. Now leave. 431 VCLYNETT No problem...I'll just be going now. Goodbye. 432 VCLYNETT Good day, First Citizen. 433 VCLYNETT Do you take me for a FOOL? If anyone would know these were fakes, it would be me! Who gave you these papers?! If you tell me, I will allow you to keep your Day Pass. 434 VCLYNETT It was a Citizen named Skeev at the front gate. 435 VCLYNETT I, uh, don't remember. 436 VCLYNETT You'll have to catch me first. 437 VCLYNETT Hmmmm... very well. But do not appear again until you have your Citizenship papers. Good day. 438 VCLYNETT Goodbye. 439 VCLYNETT Good day, First Citizen. 440 VCLYNETT Oh, really? That confirms my suspicions. Your Vault City access is now revoked. Hand over your Day Pass and go with my guards to the front gate. 441 VCLYNETT What? You said you'd let me keep my Day Pass! 442 VCLYNETT I'm not going anywhere. You want this Day Pass, you come GET it. 443 VCLYNETT All right, I'm going. I don't want any trouble. 444 VCLYNETT You have? So you will stop Gecko from contaminating our water? By ANY means necessary? 445 VCLYNETT Yes, I will -- in exchange for Citizenship and access to your Vault computers. 446 VCLYNETT No, not really. I was just checking if the offer was still open. 447 VCLYNETT Very well then. Report back to me when the job is finished, and I will grant you Citizenship. 448 VCLYNETT Can I ask you another question before I go? 449 VCLYNETT All right. I'll return when the situation's been taken care of. 450 VCLYNETT Have you resolved the situation? 451 VCLYNETT I found out all they need to get their plant running clean is a hydroelectric magnetosphere regulator. 452 VCLYNETT The power plant's been destroyed. If I were you, I'd make sure your brahmin graze to the southwest from now on. 453 VCLYNETT I took care of Gecko's power plant. You shouldn't have any more trouble with it leaking radiation. 454 VCLYNETT No, not yet. I'm still working on it. 455 VCLYNETT Then do not waste my time. Return when you have something to report. 456 VCLYNETT All right. I'll be back later. 457 VCLYNETT Very well. Good day, First Citizen. 458 VCLYNETT So you HAVEN'T taken care of the problem? 459 VCLYNETT If you still want Citizenship, you had better handle it. 460 VCLYNETT As I understand it, you have the part here in Vault City to fix their plant. 461 VCLYNETT All right. I'll be back later. 462 VCLYNETT Very well. Good day, First Citizen. 463 VCLYNETT What if we do? That is only a temporary solution. Please FIX the problem, NOT their power plant. Am I making myself clear? 464 VCLYNETT First Citizen, I mean no disrespect, but there's a way to solve your problem without killing the ghouls or shutting down their reactor. Now, if I could just get the part...? 465 VCLYNETT You said you wanted me to fix the plant, not massacre Gecko. 466 VCLYNETT Crystal. I'll be back later. 467 VCLYNETT Yes. Good day, First Citizen. 468 VCLYNETT What is this... creature... you have with you?! Such... things are not permitted inside Vault City! Guards! Escort these intruders to the front gate at once! 469 VCLYNETT Oh, did I? I seem to recall you claiming that you were a Citizen. You are no longer permitted inside Vault City. My guards will escort you to the front gate. 470 VCLYNETT I've had enough of your foolishness! You are no longer permitted inside Vault City. My guards will escort you to the front gate. 471 VCLYNETT Die glazzeeeye! 472 VCLYNETT Uh-huh 473 VCLYNETT You don't like my friend, huh? That's too bad. Cause he likes you... for DINNER. 474 VCLYNETT Your guards won't get here in time to save your life... "First Citizen." 475 VCLYNETT No need for the guards -- I'll leave peacefully. 476 VCLYNETT What? You destroyed the plant?! The contamination! You IDIOT. At least those ghouls are gone... Get out of my sight. 477 VCLYNETT Whoa! What about that Citizenship you promised? 478 VCLYNETT Look, causing that much destruction wasn't easy! I expect SOME compensation... 479 VCLYNETT All right, all right. I'm leaving. 480 VCLYNETT Good-day, First Citizen. 481 VCLYNETT Do not toy with me, or I will make certain you never walk Vault City's streets again. 482 VCLYNETT You watch yourself, "First Citizen." Goodbye. 483 VCLYNETT Good day, First Citizen. 484 VCLYNETT You did it! Excellent! You have performed a valuable service for Vault City. Please accept this as a token of our appreciation. To think a band of RAIDERS was causing so much trouble... 485 VCLYNETT Excellent. No more than they deserved. To think a band of RAIDERS was causing so much trouble... 486 VCLYNETT Well, they weren't really a roving band of raiders... turns out they were mercenaries. 487 VCLYNETT So you disabled their plant? 488 VCLYNETT No, I repaired it. Councilor McClure gave me the part I needed and that was enough to get the plant running properly. 489 VCLYNETT It's all taken care of. 490 VCLYNETT What?! He did?! I suppose he granted you Citizenship, also! Fixing Gecko's plant won't solve anything. Those... creatures! They cannot be trusted! What happens when their plant starts leaking again?! 491 VCLYNETT I don't know... maybe HELP them fix it? 492 VCLYNETT Look, the groundwater isn't being contaminated anymore, and no one got hurt. The problem's solved. 493 VCLYNETT I'll come back later when you've calmed down. 494 VCLYNETT I have to leave, First Citizen. Good day. 495 VCLYNETT You had better watch your step in this city, "Citizen." I'll be watching you. One misstep, and you'll be exiled. 496 VCLYNETT That does it. Nobody threatens me, especially some bigoted bitch with a stick up her butt. Time to die. 497 VCLYNETT Mess with me, Lynette, and Vault City will need a new First Citizen. Understand? 498 VCLYNETT So? I'll just get McClure to get my Citizenship back. He seems like real First Citizen material. 499 VCLYNETT I'll come back later when you've calmed down. 500 VCLYNETT Good day, First Citizen. 501 VCLYNETT Excellent. You have conducted yourself as a true Vault Citizen. 502 VCLYNETT It is my pleasure to grant you Citizenship, complete with privileges and access to our facilities. 503 VCLYNETT Hey, I was hoping to get some monetary compensation. 504 VCLYNETT No problem. Just doing my job. Goodbye. 505 VCLYNETT It was my pleasure, First Citizen. Good day. 506 VCLYNETT Great, thanks. I'll go check them out now. 507 VCLYNETT I appreciate all you've done for me, First Citizen. Good day. 508 VCLYNETT You have already received much, Outsider. Citizenship is its own reward. 509 VCLYNETT Citizenship is its own reward. 510 VCLYNETT Like hell! Some money better change hands right now, or Vault City's going to need a new First Citizen. 511 VCLYNETT No problem... I was just curious. Goodbye. 512 VCLYNETT Very well, First Citizen. Good day. 513 VCLYNETT Absolutely not. 514 VCLYNETT I wonder who'll take over after you're dead... in about a minute from now. 515 VCLYNETT No problem... Thought I'd give it a try. Goodbye. 516 VCLYNETT Dr. Troy?! What makes you say that? 517 VCLYNETT He asked me to smuggle in some illegal chems into the city. 518 VCLYNETT He only administers healing to Citizens. 519 VCLYNETT Nothing... I misspoke. Good day. 520 VCLYNETT Who are you to be accusing a Citizen of such crimes? Guards! Escort this Outsider to the gates! 521 VCLYNETT Your guards won't get here in time to save your life... "First Citizen." 522 VCLYNETT No need for the guards -- I'll leave peacefully. 523 VCLYNETT But it's the truth! You have to believe me! I have pr --! 524 VCLYNETT That is a very serious accusation. Since you are a Citizen, I must take you at your word... but are you absolutely certain? If true, his Citizenship would be revoked, and he would be exiled. 525 VCLYNETT Look, I know it's hard for you to believe, but he asked me to smuggle Jet into Vault City for him. 526 VCLYNETT Isn't that a little harsh? Couldn't you just rehabilitate him and keep him on as a doctor? 527 VCLYNETT Oh. Uh...I misspoke. I meant to say Dr. Troy is involved in PARALEGAL activities, not illegal ones. 528 VCLYNETT Hmmmm. I'll go see if I can find anything else out. 529 VCLYNETT I can't believe a Citizen of such stature would become addicted to drugs. Thank you for your honesty, Citizen. I will take care of this immediately. 530 VCLYNETT I had some other questions... 531 VCLYNETT Great. The entire situation had me concerned. Goodbye. 532 VCLYNETT Thank you, First Citizen. I only wanted to see justice carried out. 533 VCLYNETT Inform me at once if you discover anything more. 534 VCLYNETT Vault City prevails, Citizen. 535 VCLYNETT I had some other questions... 536 VCLYNETT Sure. Goodbye. 537 VCLYNETT I will. Thank you, First Citizen. 538 VCLYNETT The law is the law. Exceptions make us no better than the Outsiders. Again, are you absolutely certain of your accusations? 539 VCLYNETT So bribing me to solve your Gecko situation with Citizenship papers... that's legal? 540 VCLYNETT Yes. He asked me to smuggle Jet into Vault City for him. 541 VCLYNETT Oh. Uh... I misspoke. I meant to say Dr. Troy is involved in PARALEGAL activities, not illegal ones. 542 VCLYNETT Hmmmm. I'll go see if I can find anything else out. 543 VCLYNETT You had best watch what you say. 544 VCLYNETT You had best watch what you say, Outsider. 545 VCLYNETT If I hear of you making trouble for Dr. Troy, or any other Citizen, you will never walk the streets of Vault City again. Understood? 546 VCLYNETT Uh...s ure. Sorry. I had some other questions... 547 VCLYNETT Crystal clear. I'll just be going now. 548 VCLYNETT My apologies, First Citizen. Good day. 549 VCLYNETT Of COURSE he only treats Citizens. He has no time to treat Outsiders... we have an Auto Doc in the courtyard for that. 550 VCLYNETT Well, you might want to know that the Doctor asked me to smuggle some illegal chems into the city. 551 VCLYNETT Oh. Look, I had some other questions... 552 VCLYNETT Yeah, for those that can pay... and that's assuming they come out of the Autodoc in one piece. 553 VCLYNETT All right, never mind then. Goodbye. 554 VCLYNETT My apologies, First Citizen. Good day. 555 VCLYNETT I believe it is time you left. I suggest you make your stay in Vault City a short one. 556 VCLYNETT Before I go, I had some more questions... 557 VCLYNETT All right. I'm leaving. 558 VCLYNETT Moore? He's a troublemaker. THAT'S what he is. 559 VCLYNETT You're right. He's got... outside interests. 560 VCLYNETT Why do you say he's a troublemaker? 561 VCLYNETT Can I ask you another question? 562 VCLYNETT I spoke with him... and a lot of what he says makes sense. 563 VCLYNETT I agree. Do you want me to...take care of him? 564 VCLYNETT You should revoke his Citizenship, then. 565 VCLYNETT I see. I'll be sure to stay clear of him then. Good day. 566 VCLYNETT He constantly seeks to convince the Citizens to turn Vault City into a..."democracy," as he calls it, with everyone having a say in laws and decision-making. *I* call it mob rule. 567 VCLYNETT "Democracy?" 568 VCLYNETT How does he try and convince the Citizens? 569 VCLYNETT He sounds like a problem. How about I... take care of him? 570 VCLYNETT Can't you just kick him out? 571 VCLYNETT I had some other questions... 572 VCLYNETT Oh. Well, thanks for the information. Good day. 573 VCLYNETT The archives state that many old world nations had such a government. We know where THAT got them. Can you imagine how long it would take to get anything done in such a society? It's inconceivable. 574 VCLYNETT Inconceivable? Why? 575 VCLYNETT How does Moore try and convince the Citizens? 576 VCLYNETT I had some other questions... 577 VCLYNETT I suppose so. I have to be going. 578 VCLYNETT Thanks for your time, First Citizen. Good day. 579 VCLYNETT A government needs a strong, capable leader who can make decisions quickly and has the power to enforce them. Government by committee is no kind of government at all. 580 VCLYNETT How does Moore try and convince the Citizens that Vault City should be a democracy? 581 VCLYNETT I had some other questions... 582 VCLYNETT I suppose so. I have to be going. 583 VCLYNETT Thanks for your time, First Citizen. Good day. 584 VCLYNETT Mostly by ranting in public and making a fool of himself. He plays on our sympathies with tales of a plague in the NCR, as if WE could take care of the whole world. 585 VCLYNETT Sounds like a real problem. Do you want me to... take care of him? 586 VCLYNETT You know he's right: you probably could. Your medical technology IS pretty impressive. 587 VCLYNETT Can't you just kick him out? 588 VCLYNETT Oh. Well, I was just curious about him. Good day. 589 VCLYNETT You, too? A Citizen is free to his own beliefs, but this...THIS! Perhaps you are incapable of handling the responsibility of Citizenship! 590 VCLYNETT Whoa... sorry! Look, never mind... I had some other questions I wanted to ask you... 591 VCLYNETT If it means agreeing blindly with you, then maybe YOU'RE the one incapable of handling the responsibility of Citizenship. 592 VCLYNETT Thomas Moore is a Citizen, and he is the leader of this movement. 593 VCLYNETT This is a new era, it is time for change. 594 VCLYNETT I'm sorry you feel this way. Bye. 595 VCLYNETT No. He is not a TRUE Citizen... not anymore. When he came to us two years ago, he seemed everything we would want in a Citizen. But just a year later he... changed. He turned against us. 596 VCLYNETT You know, that would explain a few things. Moore was probably just playing a role for a while. 597 VCLYNETT Maybe it's time for a change. 598 VCLYNETT I'm sorry you don't consider Moore a "true" Citizen. Maybe you should examine what it means to be a Citizen. 599 VCLYNETT Maybe he just saw the light. Good day. 600 VCLYNETT We have prospered in this world where so many others have failed, and you tell me we need to change? Look at the outside world! Anarchy, depravity, sickness...Vault City is a paradise! 601 VCLYNETT That's exactly WHY a change is necessary. You should share your accomplishments with others. 602 VCLYNETT It's a paradise for some people, maybe. I think your slaves would disagree. 603 VCLYNETT I'm not going to argue this with you anymore. Goodbye. 604 VCLYNETT Vault City was built through the hard work and suffering of many Citizens. The outside world should look to our example and follow it, not sit outside our walls and beg for handouts. 605 VCLYNETT The hard work of Citizens? Everywhere I go in your city, I see the real work being done by slaves. 606 VCLYNETT I'm not going to argue this with you anymore. Goodbye. 607 VCLYNETT Why do we condone slavery? The system has been in place for many years, and it works quite well. Both parties benefit from the institution. 608 VCLYNETT I see. Can I ask you another question? 609 VCLYNETT I'm sure your slaves would disagree. 610 VCLYNETT But... you buy and sell human beings like brahmin. Doesn't keeping slaves bother you? 611 VCLYNETT I've heard enough. Goodbye. 612 VCLYNETT Thanks for your time, First Citizen. Good day. 613 VCLYNETT They are not slaves, they are our "servants." We have given them homes, food, clothing, and a purpose. We have given them a life. 614 VCLYNETT Sure. Why be free when they could be laboring for you? 615 VCLYNETT Look, no matter what sweet-sounding words you use to cover the stink, it's still slavery. 616 VCLYNETT Uh... sure. Look, I had some other questions... 617 VCLYNETT I'm not going to argue this with you anymore. Goodbye. 618 VCLYNETT Hmmmm. I hadn't considered it that way before. I'll have to go think about this. 619 VCLYNETT Your hypocrisy is quite remarkable. You have the mark of the Slaver's Guild, yet you disagree with slavery. 620 VCLYNETT I don't disagree with slavery, I'm just pointing out they do all the real work around here. 621 VCLYNETT Look, I got the mark only to get some information... I'm no slaver. 622 VCLYNETT I was young... I needed the money... 623 VCLYNETT I'm not going to argue this with you anymore. Goodbye. 624 VCLYNETT What do you mean? 625 VCLYNETT Moore's actually working for the New California Republic. 626 VCLYNETT Never mind. I had some other questions... 627 VCLYNETT Nothing. I have to be going. Goodbye. 628 VCLYNETT Nothing. I misspoke. Good day, First Citizen. 629 VCLYNETT Kill him?! Murder is not in any way, shape, or form permitted in Vault City -- even if for the best. Never speak of this again. 630 VCLYNETT Understood. Can I ask you some other questions? 631 VCLYNETT Look, 'murder' is such an ugly word. I could arrange some sort of accident. . . a chem overdose, mauled by a brahmin...any of a number of things can happen in this dangerous world. 632 VCLYNETT All right. I'm leaving. 633 VCLYNETT Very well, First Citizen. Good day. 634 VCLYNETT This is not conduct of a Citizen! I am revoking your Citizenship. My guards will show you to the front gate. 635 VCLYNETT Your guards won't get here in time to save your life... "First Citizen." 636 VCLYNETT No need for the guards. I'll leave peacefully. 637 VCLYNETT Although it would serve Vault City's interests, I can't... as long as he breaks no laws, Moore is permitted to say anything he wants. 638 VCLYNETT Do you want me to... take care of him? 639 VCLYNETT Oh, but he has. You see, Moore isn't just a Citizen...he's been looking out for someone else's interests. 640 VCLYNETT Can I ask you another question? 641 VCLYNETT Well, he'll probably bury himself at the rate he's going. Talk to you later. 642 VCLYNETT I understand. Well, thanks for your time, First Citizen. 643 VCLYNETT A spy for NCR? That... that... would explain a great many things. Thank you, Citizen. I will deal with this immediately. 644 VCLYNETT I had some other questions... 645 VCLYNETT Great, thanks. Goodbye. 646 VCLYNETT Thank you, First Citizen. 647 VCLYNETT They started several months ago. The laser turrets have been able to hold them off, but I don't know how much longer we can stop them. 648 VCLYNETT Who are these raiders? 649 VCLYNETT I had some other questions... 650 VCLYNETT I have to be going. Goodbye. 651 VCLYNETT I'm sorry to hear that; perhaps they will go elsewhere in search of easier targets. Good day, First Citizen. 652 VCLYNETT Outsider trash. For over a century, Outsiders have tried to loot our city... and have always failed. Eventually, we will defeat this group. 653 VCLYNETT Uh... "eventually?" Why haven't you wiped them out already? 654 VCLYNETT Can I ask you another question? 655 VCLYNETT I have to be going. Goodbye. 656 VCLYNETT I have to go. Good day, First Citizen. 657 VCLYNETT Finding their base has proven difficult. In addition, they also have a great deal of firepower. Nevertheless, we have repelled every attack... with minimal casualties. 658 VCLYNETT Can I ask you another question? 659 VCLYNETT I have to be going. Goodbye. 660 VCLYNETT Thanks for your time. Good day, First Citizen. 661 VCLYNETT What is it? 662 VCLYNETT I found their base. They're holed up in a series of caves in the foothills to the South. 663 VCLYNETT I wiped them out. They were holed up in a series of caves in the foothills to the South. 664 VCLYNETT Information has its price. 665 VCLYNETT Nevermind. I have to be going. 666 VCLYNETT You have? Excellent! But the city guards are already stretched thin... What about you? Could you end the attacks? I'll pay you. 667 VCLYNETT No, I'm too busy at the moment. 668 VCLYNETT I'll see what I can do. 669 VCLYNETT Very well. If you'll excuse me, I am also very busy. You can find your own way out. 670 VCLYNETT I had some other questions I wanted to ask you first... 671 VCLYNETT All right, I'm leaving. 672 VCLYNETT Very well. Good day, First Citizen. 673 VCLYNETT Mercenaries? Who hired them? 674 VCLYNETT Yes, I believe you mentioned that before. Do you know who hired them? 675 VCLYNETT I'm betting it was the Bishop Family in New Reno. 676 VCLYNETT The Bishop Family in New Reno. 677 VCLYNETT I'm not sure yet. I'm still looking into it. 678 VCLYNETT What?! How do you know this? What evidence do you have? 679 VCLYNETT Do you have any evidence? 680 VCLYNETT I don't have any actual proof, but word in New Reno is that the Bishops are behind it. 681 VCLYNETT I found this account book in the raiders' safe listing payments from Bishop for a three-month campaign of terror against your city... uh, with options for one-month extensions if you were stubborn. 682 VCLYNETT I don't really have any hard evidence. I'm still working on it. 683 VCLYNETT I would not be surprised. Bishop visited Vault City not long ago, and suggested an alliance. I refused, of course. We don't associate with criminals. 684 VCLYNETT Maybe this was his way of forcing you into an alliance. 685 VCLYNETT I would sooner ask NCR for help. If you come across any hard evidence of Bishop's involvement, please bring it to me at once. 686 VCLYNETT Fair enough. I had some other questions... 687 VCLYNETT If I find out anything, I'll let you know. 688 VCLYNETT I will, First Citizen. Good day. 689 VCLYNETT I'm not surprised. Bishop visited not long ago and suggested an alliance. I refused, of course. We don't associate with criminals. 690 VCLYNETT I think he expected that. I found this holodisc in Bishop's safe. HE was hired by NCR to get Vault City to join the Republic. When you refused his offer, he hired the mercenaries to attack you so you would ask NCR for help. 691 VCLYNETT Maybe this was his way of forcing you into an alliance. 692 VCLYNETT Possibly... but it would never work. I would sooner ask NCR for help. You have done Vault City a great service. Please take this as a token of our appreciation. 693 VCLYNETT Thanks. I had some other questions... 694 VCLYNETT If I hear anything more, I'll let you know. 695 VCLYNETT My pleasure, First Citizen. Good day. 696 VCLYNETT Of course. They sent mercenaries to murder my people because I wouldn't join their government? I... I can barely believe it. 697 VCLYNETT It gets even more complicated. Thomas Moore is also involved. 698 VCLYNETT Is there anything I could do to help? 699 VCLYNETT It's a rough world. Anyway, about compens -- 700 VCLYNETT This is not the conduct of a Citizen. But I need this information. What is your price? 701 VCLYNETT $100 702 VCLYNETT $200 703 VCLYNETT $400 704 VCLYNETT $500 705 VCLYNETT Never mind. I'll tell you the information I have for free. 706 VCLYNETT Very well, here is your money. Now tell me what you know. 707 VCLYNETT I found their base. They're holed up in a series of caves in the foothills to the South. 708 VCLYNETT I wiped them out. They were holed up in a series of caves in the foothills to the South. 709 VCLYNETT Actually, I don't really know much of anything. 710 VCLYNETT Thanks for the cash. I have to be going now. 711 VCLYNETT I need you to go immediately to New California Republic and find Counselor Westin, Roger Westin. Give him the holo disk. That should insure that no more "raiders" get hired. 712 VCLYNETT Uh... didn't you hear? Westin's dead. I mean, he had an accident. A deadly one. It's a long story. 713 VCLYNETT Wait a minute. Go to NCR? Weren't they responsible for all this? 714 VCLYNETT All right, I'll do it. 715 VCLYNETT No thanks. I'm too busy as it is. 716 VCLYNETT Roger Westin was probably the only honest man in the New Republic and a sympathetic to our cause... his death is a terrible loss. 717 VCLYNETT Yeah, he was a tough old fella. Good guy. Lot of hit points. So... do I still get a reward for finding all this information out for you, or...? 718 VCLYNETT Yeah, I was sorry to hear about it, too. It was like I just saw him yesterday. 719 VCLYNETT I recall already paying you for information regarding these "raiders." You have been compensated. Now leave. 720 VCLYNETT Yes, yes... you have done very well. Please... take this as a reward. 721 VCLYNETT No reward?! Finding out all this political bullshit was no easy task. I think I deserve something extra, don't you?! 722 VCLYNETT Hold on, I'm not done yet. I had some other questions... 723 VCLYNETT All right, I'm leaving. 724 VCLYNETT Thanks. I had some other questions... 725 VCLYNETT Great! Thanks...I better be going now. 726 VCLYNETT Thank you, First Citizen. 727 VCLYNETT Roger Westin is probably the only honest man in the New Republic and sympathetic to our cause. 728 VCLYNETT All right, I'll deliver the disk to him. 729 VCLYNETT No thanks. I'm too busy right now. 730 VCLYNETT Your patriotism will not go unrewarded. Now make haste. Time is of the essence. 731 VCLYNETT Before I go, I had some other questions... 732 VCLYNETT I'm on it. 733 VCLYNETT You can count on me, First Citizen. I'll return after I have delivered the disk to Westin. 734 VCLYNETT Nevertheless, Vault City will prevail. You have performed a valuable service... please accept this token of our appreciation. 735 VCLYNETT Thanks. I had some other questions... 736 VCLYNETT Great! Thanks... I better be going now. 737 VCLYNETT Thank you, First Citizen. 738 VCLYNETT Have you delivered it? 739 VCLYNETT No. I was wondering, what is the reward you spoke of? 740 VCLYNETT No, I'm too busy to deliver the disk. 741 VCLYNETT No, not yet. But I had some questions... 742 VCLYNETT I delivered the disk to Counselor Westin. 743 VCLYNETT Not yet. I'll be back when I do. 744 VCLYNETT Not yet, First Citizen. I'll return when I've delivered it to Westin. 745 VCLYNETT You will?! Excellent! Take the disk you got from Bishop and hurry. Time is of the essence. 746 VCLYNETT Before I go, I had some other questions... 747 VCLYNETT I'm on it. 748 VCLYNETT You can count on me, First Citizen. I'll return after I have delivered the disk to Westin. 749 VCLYNETT Believe me, you will not be disappointed. Now please deliver that Holo Disk. 750 VCLYNETT Before I go, I had some other questions... 751 VCLYNETT All right. I'm on it. 752 VCLYNETT You can count on me, First Citizen. I'll return after I have delivered the disk to Westin. 753 VCLYNETT I can see that our agreement meant nothing to you. Very well then; your Vault City privileges are revoked. My guards will escort you to the front gate. 754 VCLYNETT I'll kill those guards... after I kill you. 755 VCLYNETT Okay! Here, take the disk, and I'll go. 756 VCLYNETT Thank you! You have done a great service! Did Westin send back correspondence? 757 VCLYNETT Yes, I'm starting to feel like the Postman. Here, he wanted me to give you this disk. 758 VCLYNETT No, I lost it. 759 VCLYNETT No, he never gave me one. 760 VCLYNETT Excellent. Let me scan this. 761 VCLYNETT Fade out 3 seconds 762 VCLYNETT We will not have problems with NCR for a very long time. 763 VCLYNETT That's good news. 764 VCLYNETT Now... regarding payment: Report to Randal, the Chief Amenities Officer. Tell him I sent you, and he will present you with your reward. Thank you again. 765 VCLYNETT Before I go, I had some other questions... 766 VCLYNETT All right. Reward, here I come. 767 VCLYNETT Thank you, First Citizen. Good day. 768 VCLYNETT Your service has been exemplary. So much so that it is my honor to name you Captain of the Guard. Congratulations, Captain. You deserve it. 769 VCLYNETT Uh... thanks. 770 VCLYNETT Thank you, First Citizen. 771 VCLYNETT In addition, report to Randal, the Chief Amenities Officer. Tell him I sent you, and receive your reward. We are in your debt... Captain. 772 VCLYNETT Before I go, I had some other questions... 773 VCLYNETT All right. Reward, here I come! 774 VCLYNETT Thank you, First Citizen. Good day. 775 VCLYNETT You lost it?! That correspondence was extremely important! Very well... here's your payment for delivery of the disk. Now, if you'll excuse me... 776 VCLYNETT Hold on a minute. Before I go, I had some other questions... 777 VCLYNETT See you later. 778 VCLYNETT Good day, First Citizen. 779 VCLYNETT He didn't give you anything? Strange... in any event, here's your payment for delivering the disk. Now, if you'll excuse me... 780 VCLYNETT Hold on a minute. Before I go, I had some other questions... 781 VCLYNETT See you later. 782 VCLYNETT Good day, First Citizen. 783 VCLYNETT What is it? 784 VCLYNETT I found this holodisc in Bishop's safe. HE was hired by NCR to get Vault City to join the Republic. When you refused his initial offer, he hired the mercenaries to attack you so you would ask NCR for help. 785 VCLYNETT What do you mean? 786 VCLYNETT Moore's actually working for the New California Republic. 787 VCLYNETT A spy for NCR? That... that... would explain a great many things. Thank you for exposing this, Citizen. THAT problem I can take care of immediately. 788 VCLYNETT About the NCR problem... is there anything I could do to help? 789 VCLYNETT That's good to hear. Anyway, for finding out all that stuff about Reno and NCR, I was wondering if there was a rew -- 790 VCLYNETT Guards! 791 VCLYNETT Please go see the Proconsul. He will have what you need. 792 VCLYNETT Please go see Senior Councilman McClure. He will have what you need. 793 VCLYNETT Please go see my assistant. He will have what you need. 794 VCLYNETT North 795 VCLYNETT South 796 VCLYNETT East 797 VCLYNETT West 798 VCLYNETT Northwest 799 VCLYNETT Northeast 800 VCLYNETT Southwest 801 VCLYNETT Southeast 802 VCLYNETT To the North 803 VCLYNETT To the South 804 VCLYNETT To the East 805 VCLYNETT To the West 806 VCLYNETT To the Northwest 807 VCLYNETT To the Northeast 808 VCLYNETT To the Southwest 809 VCLYNETT To the Southeast 810 VCLYNETT I don't want that. 811 VCLYNETT Thank you. 812 VCLYNETT Thanks for your time. 813 VCLYNETT Guards! 814 VCLYNETT I love Scott Rodenhiser. 815 VCLYNETT My little dreadlocks are cute. 816 VCLYNETT T-Ray thinks a little toooo highly of himself. 817 VCLYNETT This is good news. 818 VCLYNETT Very well. 819 VCLYNETT Good day. 820 VCLYNETT Good day, Citizen. 821 VCLYNETT I'll take that. 822 VCLYNETT Give me that. 823 VCLYNETT I don't know anything about that. 824 VCLYNETT I don't know. 825 VCLYNETT Yes. 826 VCLYNETT No. 827 VCLYNETT Certainly. 828 VCLYNETT Of course. 829 VCLYNETT Correct. 830 VCLYNETT Exactly. 831 VCLYNETT Right. 832 VCLYNETT Hmpphhh. 833 VCLYNETT Explain to me again why Fallout 2 doesn't have any black hero models? 834 VCLYNETT Vault City prevails. 835 VCLYNETT Vault City prevails, Citizen. 836 VCLYNETT Oh, boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking! 837 VCLYNETT Degenerate! 838 VCLYNETT Outsider 839 VCLYNETT Outsider filth... 840 VCLYNETT *Snorts* 841 VCLYNETT *Zzzzzzzzzzz* 842 VCLYNETT What is contained on the disk should put a stop to them; the raiders have been exposed, and if the contents of the disk were to get out to NCR's outer districts they would never be trusted again. 843 VCLYNETT My sources at Gecko assure me that there are still ghouls within the city. Your Citizenship depends on resolving this situation... completely. Am I making myself clear? 844 VCLYNETT Sorry, thought I'd killed them all. 845 VCLYNETT That's a good start, but our ground water is still being contaminated. You need to disable their plant. 846 VCLYNETT That does help, but that doesn't stop our primary problem: the contamination of the groundwater. You need to stop the plant from leaking radiation. 847 VCLYNETT The Elder of my village gave me a water flask, but I don't have it with me. Still, the stories the Elder told us said that my ancestor was from a Vault. 848 VCLYNETT You mean the ghouls? Yeah, I found out what's wrong with their plant. 849 VCLYNETT The plant needs a hydro-magnet, uh, thingie to make it work. The ghouls said you had one here, so I just need that, and they can make the plant clean. 850 VCLYNETT They need a hydroelectric magnetosphere regulator to fix the plant and prevent it from polluting the groundwater. They claim you have one here in Vault City. So if I could get the part... 851 VCLYNETT Never mind. We can talk about this some other time. 852 VCLYNETT What if we do? That is only a temporary solution. 853 VCLYNETT Uh, well, I don't know the specifics, but it sounds like the magneto-thingie could help both Gecko and Vault City. Can I get the part? 854 VCLYNETT Actually, the regulator could make the plant run clean for many years. So if I could just get the part...? 855 VCLYNETT Never mind. Maybe I can find someone else to help me. 856 VCLYNETT You are correct, First Citizen. I'll see what I can do to handle this problem on my own. 857 VCLYNETT I don't think I understand. Is there some problem with Gecko... or the ghouls? 858 VCLYNETT First Citizen, please hear me out... is there some problem with getting the part? It could solve your problems with Gecko and help the ghouls, too... 859 VCLYNETT Nevermind. Maybe I can find someone else to help me. 860 VCLYNETT Sorry for disturbing you, First Citizen. 861 VCLYNETT They aren't trying to hurt anyone. They just don't have the part they need to make the plant run cleanly. So, if you could please GIVE me the part... 862 VCLYNETT Never mind. Maybe I can find someone else to help me. 863 VCLYNETT Very well. Sorry to disturb you, First Citizen. 864 VCLYNETT You barge into my chambers and then have the audacity to make demands of ME, Lynette, First Citizen of Vault City?! 865 VCLYNETT Now leave at once, or I shall call the guards. 866 VCLYNETT That does it. You're in bad need of a painful lesson. 867 VCLYNETT Never mind. Maybe I can find someone else to help me. 868 VCLYNETT Sorry for disturbing you, First Citizen. 869 VCLYNETT I need a part to fix the Gecko power plant. 870 VCLYNETT You delivered Westin's holodisk to Lynette. 871 VCLYNETT You delivered Westin's holodisk to Lynette and became Captain of the Guard. 872 VCLYNETT You have wiped out the raiders and helped Vault City. 873 VCLYNETT You have exposed Moore as a spy for NCR. 874 VCLYNETT You have proven that Bishop hired the raiders. 875 VCLYNETT You have proven that Bishop was hired by NCR. 876 VCLYNETT I'm in need of one to save my -- 877 VCLYNETT Hold on a second -- 878 VCLYNETT Forget this. I'm leaving. 879 VCLYNETT It seems like I'm wasting my time with you as well. Maybe you'd better go fetch someone who CAN help me. 880 VCLYNETT Sorry to bother you, then. Goodbye. 881 VCLYNETT That's good to hear. So...? 882 VCLYNETT Thank you, First Citizen. 883 VCLYNETT Uh, it was my mistake... I didn't mean to say -- 884 VCLYNETT My apologizes, First Citizen. I -- 100 VCMACRAE You see an elderly man with deep wrinkles along his face. 101 VCMACRAE You see John MacRae. 102 VCMACRAE Hey now, I ain't seen you around before. I'm MacRae -- I run this place. What can I do for you? 103 VCMACRAE I'm looking for the Vault. 104 VCMACRAE You looking to get out of here yet? 105 VCMACRAE What do you have here? 106 VCMACRAE Anything going on around here? 107 VCMACRAE Ug Nog 108 VCMACRAE Nothing today, thanks. 109 VCMACRAE Vault? Only Vault I know of is the one inside the city. Big friggin' hole...you can't miss it, trust me. 110 VCMACRAE What do you have to drink here? 111 VCMACRAE Anything going on around here? 112 VCMACRAE Thanks for the directions. Goodbye. 113 VCMACRAE Standard crap. Beer for $20, shot of whiskey for $30. Nothing special. You want something? 114 VCMACRAE You know about the Vault? 115 VCMACRAE I'll take a beer. 116 VCMACRAE I'll take a shot. 117 VCMACRAE What's going on around here? 118 VCMACRAE Nothing today, thanks. Goodbye. 119 VCMACRAE Around here? Same old, same old. Bores me to tears most of the time. Why, you looking for something? 120 VCMACRAE What do you have to drink here? 121 VCMACRAE Do you know anything about the Vault? 122 VCMACRAE It can't be that bad. 123 VCMACRAE Nothing. Bye. 124 VCMACRAE Ah...hit on the head a little too often, I see. Sorry, I don't speak imbecile. 125 VCMACRAE Here you go. Drink up. It's about the only fun you'll see in this tight-ass place. 126 VCMACRAE It can't be that bad. 127 VCMACRAE Thanks for the drink. I guess I'll be going. 128 VCMACRAE Look. I asked if you wanted a drink and then told you what it would cost. Most people understand the process. If you don't got the money, you shouldn't have asked. 129 VCMACRAE Sorry. Thought I had the cash. Not being able to see your money in the dialogue screen creates some problems, y'know? 130 VCMACRAE Yeah...whatever. I'm out of here. 131 VCMACRAE It's worse. The Citizens don't drink much, so I'm stuck here giving merchants drinks. The next cheap bastard who tries to haggle for a drink is going to find my boot in his ass. 132 VCMACRAE You sound pretty fed up with the place. 133 VCMACRAE Sorry to hear that. What do you know about the Vault? 134 VCMACRAE We all make mistakes...some more than others. So what do you want? 135 VCMACRAE What's going on around here? 136 VCMACRAE Nothing today, thanks. Goodbye. 137 VCMACRAE Yeah, wish I could get the hell outta here. 138 VCMACRAE Why don't you leave? 139 VCMACRAE Go into the wastes by myself? I'm bored, but I'm not stupid. 140 VCMACRAE I'm heading out that way again. Why don't you come along? 141 VCMACRAE Well, good luck to you. 142 VCMACRAE Naw...you look like you got enough people following you around. 143 VCMACRAE All right. Well, good luck. 144 VCMACRAE You know, that doesn't sound like a half bad idea. Count me in. 145 VCMACRAE Yeah, what? 146 VCMACRAE I need you to get out of my way. 147 VCMACRAE How are you? 148 VCMACRAE Heal yourself. 149 VCMACRAE I need you to wait here until I come back. 150 VCMACRAE You! Ooyag! 151 VCMACRAE That's it for now. 152 VCMACRAE OK, everything's stiched up. Let's get going. 153 VCMACRAE OK, pretty much everything is patched up. 154 VCMACRAE That pretty much did it, but I could use a couple more stims. 155 VCMACRAE I used what I could, but I'm still pretty messed up. Got any stims on you? 156 VCMACRAE Use First Aid on yourself. 157 VCMACRAE Nevermind. 158 VCMACRAE OK. 159 VCMACRAE OK, I'll wait here. 160 VCMACRAE Nevermind. 161 VCMACRAE OK. 162 VCMACRAE Let's get going. 163 VCMACRAE OK. 164 VCMACRAE Look, you have enough people following your coat tails now. 165 VCMACRAE Yeah, you go with that. 166 VCMACRAE Naw...I think I'll pass. 100 VCMAINWK You see Val. Or Valerie. Or whatever. 101 VCMAINWK You see a brown-haired woman dressed in brown fatigues and metal armor. She looks like a mechanic. 102 VCMAINWK You see Val. Or Valerie. Or whatever. 103 VCMAINWK You see a brown-haired woman dressed in brown fatigues and metal armor. She looks like a mechanic. 104 VCMAINWK Oh, hello, "Dad." 105 VCMAINWK 1 Second 106 VCMAINWK Valerie. Good to see you again. 107 VCMAINWK Oh, uh, hi, Dad. It's good to see you. Really. 108 VCMAINWK 1 Second 109 VCMAINWK Hello, Valerie. It's good to see you, too. 110 VCMAINWK You better get that mutant out of here before the guards see it. 111 VCMAINWK You better get that ghoul out of here before the guards see it. 112 VCMAINWK Stupid metal bore's acting up again... 113 VCMAINWK That metal lathe needs to be oiled again... 114 VCMAINWK Need to make a list of those surplus parts for the First Citizen. 115 VCMAINWK Work, you stupid piece of junk! 116 VCMAINWK I'm surrounded by idiots... 117 VCMAINWK If I just had the right tools! 118 VCMAINWK I'm going to kill that bald-headed monkey in the Purchasing Office... 119 VCMAINWK It's late. Come back in the morning. 120 VCMAINWK Shop's closed. After I finish this list for the First Citizen, I'm heading home. 121 VCMAINWK I'm busy. Come back in a day or so, and I should be finished. 122 VCMAINWK I have a whole backlog of stuff that needs fixing. Come back in a day or two. 123 VCMAINWK Well, if it isn't my Dad's "boss." 124 VCMAINWK Yes?! 125 VCMAINWK Did you WANT something, or are you just going to stand there gawking like a moron? 126 VCMAINWK Mooo-ron 127 VCMAINWK Shamble off 128 VCMAINWK Whoa, easy. I was just stopping in to see what this place is. 129 VCMAINWK Watch it. I'm not in the mood for any bullshit today. 130 VCMAINWK I was looking for the Vault. Can you tell me where it is? 131 VCMAINWK Actually, I was just leaving. 132 VCMAINWK It's that big hole in the mountain to the east, past those two heavily-armed guards. Anything else you want to ask or can I get back to work? 133 VCMAINWK What is this place? 134 VCMAINWK Watch it. I'm not in the mood for any bullshit today. 135 VCMAINWK Thanks for the directions. Goodbye. 136 VCMAINWK As if Vault City didn't have enough human brahmin... look, you CANT BE IN HERE, OKAY? You could HURT yourself! NOW GET OUT! GO! 137 VCMAINWK *Snfff* You big meenie... *snff*... me go sumplace n' have partee wiff clowns... *snfff*... and ice creem...and kake...and me no invit smart meen peuple like YOU! 138 VCMAINWK Shamble off 139 VCMAINWK Get out of here. Or I'm going to summon the guards to MAKE you get out. 140 VCMAINWK Try it. I'll like it. 141 VCMAINWK All right, I'm leaving. 142 VCMAINWK It's the maintenance shed for Vault City. Or did you just HAPPEN to miss the huge sign on the side of the building? 143 VCMAINWK No, sorry. I thought this might be a shop of some sort. 144 VCMAINWK Forget it. Sorry to disturb you. 145 VCMAINWK You've got the "of some sort" right, anyway. Look, did you need something repaired or did you just want to ask me a bunch of dumb questions? 146 VCMAINWK What do you repair here? 147 VCMAINWK Watch it. I'm not in the mood for any bullshit today. 148 VCMAINWK Just dumb questions today, actually. Talk to you later. 149 VCMAINWK Synthetic alcohol dispensers, radios, firearms, laser turret parts, computer monitors, you name it... when I can get the tools to do my job. 150 VCMAINWK Tools? 151 VCMAINWK Sounds like a tough job. I'll leave you to it. 152 VCMAINWK Right now, I've got the metal lathe barely working, and my wrench has gone missing... AGAIN... and my pliers' teeth are stripped. 153 VCMAINWK Anything I could help with? 154 VCMAINWK What's the problem with getting more tools? 155 VCMAINWK All right then. Good day. 156 VCMAINWK You? I doubt it. 157 VCMAINWK Well, I have a wrench and a pair of pliers right here. 158 VCMAINWK Would getting you a new wrench and a set of pliers help you out? 159 VCMAINWK What's the problem with getting more tools? 160 VCMAINWK Just thought I would offer to help. Nevermind then. 161 VCMAINWK The PROBLEM is, I can't just go out and buy some new ones, I have to requisition them from Vault City. That means filling out five billion lists, submitting them in triplicate, then WAITING. 162 VCMAINWK So why d --? 163 VCMAINWK Sorry to h -- 164 VCMAINWK Hell, I ordered a Super Snap-Off Tool Kit MONTHS ago, but just like always, it won't show until I don't need it anymore. It's a wonder things ever get done around here... 165 VCMAINWK Maybe I could help you. 166 VCMAINWK Oh. Well, sorry to hear it. I may be back. 167 VCMAINWK Yes. Why? 168 VCMAINWK Well, I have a wrench and a pair of pliers right here. 169 VCMAINWK Maybe I could go find some and bring them back to you. 170 VCMAINWK What's the problem with getting more tools? 171 VCMAINWK Oh. Well, thanks for the advice. 172 VCMAINWK I won't hold my breath, but if you want to, go ahead. It's your time, not mine. I might be able to scrape together a little to pay you for your trouble. 173 VCMAINWK If I find a wrench and a pair of pliers, I'll bring them by. 174 VCMAINWK You do? 175 VCMAINWK Yeah. Here you go. 176 VCMAINWK Uh... thanks. I mean, they're not great, but they'll do. Where did you... oh, never mind. It's not important. Here's a few bucks for your trouble. 177 VCMAINWK Thanks. Say, I had some questions... 178 VCMAINWK Maybe you can use those tools to help fix that attitude of yours. 179 VCMAINWK No problem. Glad to help. 180 VCMAINWK Yeah, yeah... look, I have some work to do. Come back in a day or two, all right? I'll have time to chat then. 181 VCMAINWK See you tomorrow, then. 182 VCMAINWK Uh, all right. I'll be back in a day or two. Goodbye. 183 VCMAINWK You won't believe this. Not less than a DAY after you gave me those tools, that Super Tool Kit I ordered arrives. But not just one. They send me FIVE. What the hell is wrong with the ordering office?! 184 VCMAINWK Could you part with one of those tool kits? 185 VCMAINWK Why not?! What am I going to do with FIVE?! Take it! I swear that I'm going to beat the living tar out of the List Office for this. 186 VCMAINWK Thanks. Say, I had some questions... 187 VCMAINWK Appreciate it. I'll put this kit to good use. 188 VCMAINWK Oh, I see how it is. Well, what is it you want? 189 VCMAINWK What? I haven't got time to chat all day. 190 VCMAINWK Yeah? What? 191 VCMAINWK Can you repair anything of mine? 192 VCMAINWK What have you got in stock? 193 VCMAINWK What's the deal with you and your father? 194 VCMAINWK Never mind. I'll leave you to your work. 195 VCMAINWK Nothing worth mentioning. He came here twenty years ago on one of his caravan trips, knocked up Mom and left. Until he stopped by, I hadn't seen him in about five years. No loss. 196 VCMAINWK Sounds like you and him have some things to work out. 197 VCMAINWK Oh. Well, uh, I had some other questions... 198 VCMAINWK Never mind. I'll leave you to your work. 199 VCMAINWK No, we don't. We've said all we need to say a long time ago. 200 VCMAINWK Are you sure? 201 VCMAINWK All right then. I had some other questions... 202 VCMAINWK I'll leave you to your work then. 203 VCMAINWK Yes, I'm SURE. Well... except for the fact that I think he should lose some weight. He's got quite a spare tire going. And he should stop wandering all around the wastes selling junk to tribals. That's pretty much it. 204 VCMAINWK Look, he was in a mess of trouble with slavers, and he's trying to make up for lost time now. But you're right, he could stand to lose some weight. 205 VCMAINWK Oh, uh, okay. I had some other questions... 206 VCMAINWK Never mind. I'll leave you to your work. 207 VCMAINWK Heh-heh. You've got a sarcastic edge. I like that. As for ol' "Dad"... well... hmmm. I'll try and be a little more civil. For a while, anyway. 208 VCMAINWK Um... make sure he stays out of trouble, all right? 209 VCMAINWK Great. Look, I had something else I wanted to ask you... 210 VCMAINWK I'll do my best. I had something else I wanted to ask you... 211 VCMAINWK That's all I ask. I'll leave you to your work. 212 VCMAINWK I'll try. He seems to find it wherever we go. See you, Valerie. 213 VCMAINWK Look, I don't have anything in "stock." This isn't a store. Most of the stuff I fix here ends up in the Amenities Office... it's out the door and to your left. 214 VCMAINWK Like I said BEFORE, this isn't a store. Go to the Amenities Office if you want a gun. Come here if you want something repaired. 215 VCMAINWK Oh. Well, can you repair anything of mine instead? 216 VCMAINWK Can you repair anything of mine? 217 VCMAINWK All right, all right. Goodbye. 218 VCMAINWK Well... maybe. Let's see what you got. 219 VCMAINWK Show her your pistols. 220 VCMAINWK Show her your rifles. 221 VCMAINWK Show her your general inventory. 222 VCMAINWK Never mind. I wanted to know something else... 223 VCMAINWK Maybe some other time. 224 VCMAINWK I could put a speed loader on that magnum of yours for $800. 225 VCMAINWK Hmmmm. That Desert Eagle you have... I could give it an expanded magazine, if you want. That'll cost $1000. 226 VCMAINWK Upgrade the magnum. 227 VCMAINWK How about $650 for the magnum upgrade instead? 228 VCMAINWK Upgrade the Desert Eagle. 229 VCMAINWK How about $850 for the Desert Eagle? 230 VCMAINWK Forget the pistols. Can you upgrade any of my other weapons? 231 VCMAINWK I wanted to know something else... 232 VCMAINWK I'll be back when I have some more cash. 233 VCMAINWK Hmmm. Maybe some other time. 234 VCMAINWK That assault rifle you got there... I can give it an expanded magazine for $1500. 235 VCMAINWK Hmmmm. I've got a low-light scope I can put on that FN FAL you got for $3500. 236 VCMAINWK Expand the magazine of the AK-112 assault rifle. 237 VCMAINWK How about $1350 for upgrading the assault rifle? 238 VCMAINWK Attach that low-light scope on the FN FAL. 239 VCMAINWK How about $3100 for the low-light scope? 240 VCMAINWK Could you upgrade one of my other weapons? 241 VCMAINWK Never mind. I wanted something else... 242 VCMAINWK Actually, none of them. I have to go. 243 VCMAINWK I'll be back when I have more cash to spare. 244 VCMAINWK I suppose I could juice up that cattleprod for you. It'll cost you $750. 245 VCMAINWK All right. 246 VCMAINWK How about $650 instead? 247 VCMAINWK Actually, could you upgrade one of my other weapons instead? 248 VCMAINWK Nevermind. I wanted something else... 249 VCMAINWK Actually, none of them. I have to go. 250 VCMAINWK Too rich for my blood. I'll be back when I have more cash. 251 VCMAINWK I see you've picked up some tricks from my cheapskate father. Give me about an hour, and it'll be good to go... 252 VCMAINWK All right, all right. You sound just like my cheapskate Dad. Give me about an hour, and it'll be good to go... 253 VCMAINWK All right, give me about an hour, and it'll be good to go... 254 VCMAINWK All right. 255 VCMAINWK There you go. Anything else? 256 VCMAINWK I had some other questions... 257 VCMAINWK Can you upgrade anything else I have? 258 VCMAINWK Nothing more, today. Thanks. 259 VCMAINWK What do you... uh... Dad? 260 VCMAINWK I'm sorry? 261 VCMAINWK Uh, no, I'm not. I mean, I don't think so. 262 VCMAINWK Dad?! 263 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 264 VCMAINWK Valerie?! Honey, is that you? 265 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 266 VCMAINWK Where the hell have you been?! Still running around the wastes, selling shiny junk to tribals? 267 VCMAINWK 4 Seconds 268 VCMAINWK Uh, heh-heh... ignore her, Boss, she doesn't know what she's saying... Val, honey... you see, there were slavers and... 269 VCMAINWK 4 Seconds 270 VCMAINWK Cut the crap, Dad. Are you STILL calling everybody you meet "Boss?" I always hated that about you. 271 VCMAINWK 4 Seconds 272 VCMAINWK Valerie, honey, please... let me explain... you see... 273 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds, then Fade Out 274 VCMAINWK ... and that's how we got out of the Den. 275 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 276 VCMAINWK What a load of brahmin crap. 277 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 278 VCMAINWK It's the truth! 279 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 280 VCMAINWK Don't you start. I'm glad Mom isn't here to hear this. 281 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 282 VCMAINWK What? What happened to your mother? 283 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 284 VCMAINWK Brain fever. Caught it out on the wastes. Probably looking for YOU. 285 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 286 VCMAINWK Oh. I... uh... I'm sorry, Val. 287 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 288 VCMAINWK I'm just kidding. 289 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 290 VCMAINWK Wh -?! 291 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 292 VCMAINWK She actually died of radiation poisoning. She drank some of the unfiltered water from the courtyard well. 293 VCMAINWK 4 Seconds 294 VCMAINWK Wha... what?! 295 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 296 VCMAINWK Wasn't your fault. She had too many rads running through her system for Dr. Troy to save her. She was glowing like a lamp. 297 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 298 VCMAINWK Oh. I... well, I... 299 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 300 VCMAINWK Don't worry. She was pretty batty before that, anyway. It was only a matter of time. 301 VCMAINWK 3 Seconds 302 VCMAINWK I'm still sorry I didn't get a chance to see her again. 303 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 304 VCMAINWK No, you aren't. You used to call her the 'desert viper,' didn't you? 305 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 306 VCMAINWK Well... yes. But you shouldn't call your mother th-- 307 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 308 VCMAINWK Why not? It was true. She could be an awful bitch when she wanted to be. 309 VCMAINWK 3 Seconds 310 VCMAINWK Uh... you look like you've done well for yourself. Inherited your father's knack for repairing stuff, it seems. 311 VCMAINWK 4 Seconds 312 VCMAINWK Dad... you can barely tie your shoelaces, much less repair anything with moving parts. 313 VCMAINWK 3 Seconds 314 VCMAINWK Wh-?! The devil you say! 315 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 316 VCMAINWK Let's ask your "boss." 317 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 318 VCMAINWK Well... he can fix radios. And stuff. 319 VCMAINWK Ub nuwb ub 320 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 321 VCMAINWK If you give him ALL the parts, right? 322 VCMAINWK I see you're travelling with people slightly smarter than you are. 323 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 324 VCMAINWK Well, yes. 325 VCMAINWK Ub nuwm ub? 326 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 327 VCMAINWK Ha! I knew it. Sloppy, sloppy. 328 VCMAINWK Your "boss" is probably better at fixing things than you are. 329 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 330 VCMAINWK Well, Val, last I saw you, you could barely tell a lug nut from a wrench. 331 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 332 VCMAINWK Keep it up, Dad, and you'll NEED a wrench to get my boot out of your ass. 333 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 334 VCMAINWK Oh, yeah?! Well, "honey," you better watch it or - 335 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 336 VCMAINWK Shut up! Shut up both of you! This has gone on LONG ENOUGH! Now, c'mon, Vic, let's get going. 337 VCMAINWK UGRGHH! GO! NO MORE TALK! WE GO! 338 VCMAINWK 3 Seconds 339 VCMAINWK We'll talk later, Val. 340 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 341 VCMAINWK Yeah, sure, Dad. 342 VCMAINWK 2 Seconds 343 VCMAINWK Fade out for 3 Seconds 344 VCMAINWK Hey! Glad you made it back. Last I heard, you were travelling down south, gunning up old tankers and blowing up oil derricks. 345 VCMAINWK You come back here for a little peace and quiet, Mr. Big Hero? 346 VCMAINWK You come back here for a little peace and quiet, Ms. Big Heroine? 347 VCMAINWK HE-wo? Hee-hee! Yup! 348 VCMAINWK Shamble off 349 VCMAINWK Thought I'd come back and touch base with Vault City for a while. The peace and quiet doesn't hurt, either. I needed something first, though... 350 VCMAINWK Nothing today, thanks. Take care. 351 VCMAINWK Well, you be careful around here, you hear? Don't be blowing up Vault City if you can help it. And... hey, thanks for saving us all. 352 VCMAINWK Swure! Bye-bye! 353 VCMAINWK Shamble off 354 VCMAINWK Nevermind. I'll talk to you later. 355 VCMAINWK You helped Valerie obtain new tools. 356 VCMAINWK You convinced Val to give her Dad a chance. 357 VCMAINWK ***DO NOT DELETE THE NEXT LINE (#358)! IT'S NEEDED FOR THE SCRIPT. DON'T BOTHER TRANSLATING THIS, EITHER*** 359 VCMAINWK Hey, I have those tools you wanted. 100 VCMCLURE You see Senior Council Member McClure. 101 VCMCLURE You see an elderly Vault City official. His hair is graying around the edges. 102 VCMCLURE You see Senior Council Member McClure. 103 VCMCLURE You see an elderly Vault City official. His hair is graying around the edges. 104 VCMCLURE I have heard of your act of heroism. We are all in your debt... Chosen One. 105 VCMCLURE I have to tabulate these lists before I leave. Return in the morning, and I will speak to you then. 106 VCMCLURE A ghoul?! Guards! Guards! 107 VCMCLURE A mutant?! Guards! Guards! 108 VCMCLURE I have nothing to say to you. Leave, or I will call the guards. 109 VCMCLURE Good day... Captain, is it? I've heard a great deal about you. Is there something I could help you with? 110 VCMCLURE Good day... Citizen, is it? I'd heard we had gained a new member of the community. Is there anything I could help you with? 111 VCMCLURE Hello... can I help you? 112 VCMCLURE Good day, Captain. Everything is well, I trust? 113 VCMCLURE Good day, Citizen. Can I help you? 114 VCMCLURE Yes? Was there something else you wanted? 115 VCMCLURE San-tah Klass? 116 VCMCLURE Shamble off 117 VCMCLURE Can I ask you some questions? 118 VCMCLURE Who are you? 119 VCMCLURE Just looking around, thanks. Good day. 120 VCMCLURE How did you get into our City? Guards! We have an Outworlder that needs to be escorted to the gate! 121 VCMCLURE I go no I GO NO 122 VCMCLURE Ahhh... Ples no go? Me be good 123 VCMCLURE Of course, Captain. 124 VCMCLURE Of course, Citizen. 125 VCMCLURE What is it you would like to know? 126 VCMCLURE What's your job here? 127 VCMCLURE I'm looking for a Garden of Eden Creation Kit. 128 VCMCLURE What can you tell me about the First Citizen? 129 VCMCLURE I'd like to ask you some questions about Gecko. 130 VCMCLURE What can you tell me about Redding? 131 VCMCLURE I need to speak to you about Redding. 132 VCMCLURE How does one become a Citizen? 133 VCMCLURE I think you might have a part that could fix Gecko's power plant. 134 VCMCLURE I repaired Gecko's plant. 135 VCMCLURE I have an economic data disk here you might find interesting. 136 VCMCLURE I found a way to optimize the Gecko reactor. 137 VCMCLURE Here's the Gecko reactor disk. Can you optimize it? 138 VCMCLURE Nothing today, thanks. 139 VCMCLURE I am Senior Councilor McClure. And you are...? 140 VCMCLURE None of your business. 141 VCMCLURE . Pleased to meet you. 142 VCMCLURE I really have to run. Maybe we can do introductions some other time. 143 VCMCLURE I expect that kind of rudeness from an Outworlder, not a Citizen. I am a member of the Vault City Council, and you will show me the proper respect, or I will have your Citizenship revoked. Do you understand me? 144 VCMCLURE Screw you, old man. 145 VCMCLURE Whatever. I'm done talking to you anyway. 146 VCMCLURE Sorry. Didn't mean to offend you. 147 VCMCLURE Well, this is the rudeness I've come to expect from Outworlders! Give me your Day Pass and go with the guards. There is no place for your kind in our city. 148 VCMCLURE I'm not giving you anything. You want it? You come get it. 149 VCMCLURE I'm NOT an Outworlder. I'm a Citizen. 150 VCMCLURE Okay, okay, I'm going. 151 VCMCLURE I find that hard to believe. Let me see your papers. 152 VCMCLURE Here, take them! 153 VCMCLURE You want them? You come get them. 154 VCMCLURE I don't know how someone of your inferior breeding became a Citizen but these papers seem to be in order. Strange... I don't recall seeing you around before. No matter, I shall honor your Citizenship. 155 VCMCLURE You're damn right you'll honor my Citizenship! 156 VCMCLURE Yeah, right. I'm outta here. 157 VCMCLURE Don't ever speak to me again. If you do, I will have your Citizenship revoked. Good day. 158 VCMCLURE Good day. 159 VCMCLURE You try and revoke my Citizenship, you'll regret it. 160 VCMCLURE Your powers are weak, old man. You are no match for me. 161 VCMCLURE That's it! Citizen or not, you're out of here. Guards, show this degenerate to the gates! 162 VCMCLURE I'm going. This place sucked anyway. 163 VCMCLURE I'm not going anywhere. 164 VCMCLURE What can I do for you? 165 VCMCLURE I don't know, old man. What CAN you do for me? 166 VCMCLURE I'm looking for a Garden of Eden Creation Kit. 167 VCMCLURE Can I ask you some questions? 168 VCMCLURE Nothing today. I was just taking a tour of the council building. 169 VCMCLURE A GECK? As I understand it, we only had one. I read that it lasted a long time but it broke down a number of years before I was even born. We were supposed to have two... 170 VCMCLURE Supposed to? 171 VCMCLURE ... but apparently the old government messed up the shipments and we received a shipment that was meant to go to a Vault number... thirteen, I think it was. They probably received our other GECK. 172 VCMCLURE What was in the shipment that was meant for Vault 13? 173 VCMCLURE What happened to the GECK that broke down? 174 VCMCLURE Can I ask you another question? 175 VCMCLURE I see. Thanks for the information. 176 VCMCLURE Water Chips, a hundred or so. I don't know why they sent so many... we have never needed to replace ours. We have had the same water chip since the day our people lived underground in the Vault. 177 VCMCLURE What happened to the GECK that broke down? 178 VCMCLURE Can I ask you another question? 179 VCMCLURE Interesting. Thanks for your time. 180 VCMCLURE The irony is razor sharp. Maybe we'll talk later after I stop the bleeding. 181 VCMCLURE It was disassembled, and its parts were used for other applications. 182 VCMCLURE What was in the shipment meant for Vault 13? 183 VCMCLURE Can I ask you another question? 184 VCMCLURE I see. Thanks for your time. 185 VCMCLURE She is the leader of the people. The Citizens of Vault City look to her for guidance, but the Citizens, through the Council, still have final say on matters. In these trying times, she is a pillar of our society. 186 VCMCLURE "Trying times?" What do you mean? 187 VCMCLURE What is it you do? 188 VCMCLURE Can I ask you another question? 189 VCMCLURE Thanks for you time. Goodbye. 190 VCMCLURE Gecko? What do you want to know? 191 VCMCLURE Where is Gecko? 192 VCMCLURE What is Gecko? 193 VCMCLURE Can I ask you another question? 194 VCMCLURE Thanks for you time. Goodbye. 195 VCMCLURE Not much to tell, other than the fact that our ore shipments have become few and far between. 196 VCMCLURE Any idea why? 197 VCMCLURE Where is Redding? 198 VCMCLURE Can I ask you another question? 199 VCMCLURE Thanks for you time. Goodbye. 200 VCMCLURE I am the Senior Council Member. I oversee the council meetings. 201 VCMCLURE Then what does the First Citizen do? 202 VCMCLURE Can I ask you another question? 203 VCMCLURE Thank you for you time. Goodbye. 204 VCMCLURE Well, Citizenship isn't for everyone, you understand. You seem more like an adventurer to me... I really don't think that Citizenship is for you. 205 VCMCLURE Aw, c'mon... just tell me what I need to do to become a Citizen. 206 VCMCLURE I'd still like to become a Citizen anyway. 207 VCMCLURE Can I ask you another question? 208 VCMCLURE Nevermind then. 209 VCMCLURE You wish to become a Citizen? Well, we would be pleased to have you. All you need to do is talk to Proconsul Gregory and he will give you the Citizenship test. 210 VCMCLURE Where can I find Proconsul Gregory? 211 VCMCLURE Can I ask you another question? 212 VCMCLURE Thanks. I'll go find him now. Goodbye. 213 VCMCLURE Very well. All you need do is talk to Proconsul Gregory and he will give you the Citizenship test. 214 VCMCLURE Where can I find Proconsul Gregory? 215 VCMCLURE Can I ask you another question? 216 VCMCLURE All right. I'll go speak to the Proconsul now. 217 VCMCLURE You'll find him in the East Wing. His office is across from the First Citizen's. 218 VCMCLURE Can I ask you another question? 219 VCMCLURE Thanks for you time. Goodbye. 220 VCMCLURE Things have been tough these last two years. The NCR has been getting more aggressive in their attempts to get Vault City to join the Republic. 221 VCMCLURE They tell us that if we were to join, they would be able to defend us from the raider attacks on our city. As of late, these raider attacks have become more brutal. 222 VCMCLURE On top of all of this, we have ghouls in Gecko contaminating our groundwater. 223 VCMCLURE Where is Gecko? 224 VCMCLURE What is Gecko? 225 VCMCLURE Trying times, indeed. Can I ask you another question? 226 VCMCLURE Sorry to hear it. Thanks for your time. Goodbye. 227 VCMCLURE It is just northeast of here, but if you are planning on going there, I would advise you to purchase some anti-radiation chems. If they are contaminating our water, it is likely their town itself is irradiated. 228 VCMCLURE What is Gecko? 229 VCMCLURE Can I ask you another question? 230 VCMCLURE Thanks for the warning. Goodbye. 231 VCMCLURE It is a forsaken place, a shantytown built around the remnants of an old atomic power plant. 232 VCMCLURE Where is Gecko located? 233 VCMCLURE Can I ask you another question? 234 VCMCLURE Thanks for you time. Goodbye. 235 VCMCLURE No. I don't understand it at all. We are willing to pay top dollar for their ore, but whenever we try to talk to them about it, they become evasive. If only I knew what was going on... 236 VCMCLURE I could go check it out for you. 237 VCMCLURE Where is Redding? 238 VCMCLURE Thanks for you time. Goodbye. 239 VCMCLURE You will? It is not in my power to pay you, but your aid will be much appreciated. 240 VCMCLURE Where is Redding? 241 VCMCLURE No problem. I'll check it out and return when I find out what's wrong. 242 VCMCLURE Redding is a week or so west of here. I've never been there. Never been outside Vault City, for that matter. As I understand it, Redding is supposed to be one of the more pleasant settlements in the wastes. 243 VCMCLURE Do you have any idea what's causing the shipments to drop off? 244 VCMCLURE I see. Thanks for the information. 245 VCMCLURE What is it? Anything you could tell me would be a great help. 246 VCMCLURE What can you tell me about Redding? 247 VCMCLURE I found that a large part of Redding is reliant on a chem called Jet. The miners are trading most of their ore to New Reno just to keep supplied. 248 VCMCLURE Dr. Troy has created an antidote for Jet. 249 VCMCLURE I delivered the antidote to Redding. 250 VCMCLURE What is this "Jet" that they are all reliant on? 251 VCMCLURE I'll tell you later when I find out more. 252 VCMCLURE It's a chem with a 100% reliance rate, and severe withdrawals. 253 VCMCLURE Please keep me posted. 254 VCMCLURE Can I ask you some other questions? 255 VCMCLURE Sure. 256 VCMCLURE This is sad news, we need to find a way to put a stop to this. If this keeps up, our ore supplies will dwindle to nothing. Please help us. 257 VCMCLURE I'll see what I can do. 258 VCMCLURE He has? Well then, what are you doing here? Take it to Doc Johnson in Redding! He should be able to find a way to administer it to the miners. 259 VCMCLURE I know, you already told me. Please take it to Redding and see if you can help them. 260 VCMCLURE Before I go, can I ask you some other questions? 261 VCMCLURE Okay, goodbye. 262 VCMCLURE Thank you! Now all we can do is wait. Hopefully, this fixes our problem. Thank you again for all of your assistance. 263 VCMCLURE You're welcome. I was glad to be of service. 264 VCMCLURE Not a problem. Could I ask you some other questions? 265 VCMCLURE Whoa... don't I get anything for my troubles? 266 VCMCLURE If it is money you want, money you will receive. Here's $500 for your troubles. Now good day. 267 VCMCLURE THANK you. 268 VCMCLURE Five hun --? You better cough up some more and fast, or your life won't be worth $2. 269 VCMCLURE What do you mean? 270 VCMCLURE If I had a hydroelectric magnetosphere regulator, I could make their plant run clean. 271 VCMCLURE Oh, nothing. Sorry to trouble you. 272 VCMCLURE That's an acceptable solution. Stopping the radiation poisoning is all I care about. 273 VCMCLURE I'm worried that Lynette will withhold my Citizenship if I fix the plant. 274 VCMCLURE Great! Where can I get the part? 275 VCMCLURE I'll keep that in mind. 276 VCMCLURE If you fix their plant, I'll give you Citizenship, and there's not a damn thing she can do about it. 277 VCMCLURE Excellent! Where can I get the part? 278 VCMCLURE Go see Randal, the Chief Amenities Officer. He should have the part in stock. 279 VCMCLURE Thanks. I'll go see him right now. 280 VCMCLURE There's one other thing. You might find this economic data disk interesting. 281 VCMCLURE Excellent! I was worried that the radiation build-up might force us to relocate. You are to be commended on a job well done. 282 VCMCLURE Vault City prevails, Citizen. 283 VCMCLURE Vault City, prevails, Captain. 284 VCMCLURE Here's your Citizenship papers. If you ever need anything, come see me. 285 VCMCLURE Vault City prevails, Councilor. 286 VCMCLURE Thanks. 287 VCMCLURE Yes, you mentioned that. 288 VCMCLURE Well done, Captain. 289 VCMCLURE Well done, Citizen. 290 VCMCLURE Well done. 291 VCMCLURE I had some other questions... 292 VCMCLURE Thanks. 293 VCMCLURE I'm sorry... an economic data disk? What do you mean? 294 VCMCLURE Here, take a look. 295 VCMCLURE It's an economic data disk that shows the amount of energy that Gecko's atomic power plant produced before the war... and could produce again. 296 VCMCLURE Never mind. I had some other questions. 297 VCMCLURE Nothing. Sorry to disturb you. 298 VCMCLURE Very well. Give me a moment... 299 VCMCLURE All right. 300 VCMCLURE Hmmm. How did you come by this disk? 301 VCMCLURE I... found it. 302 VCMCLURE I found it while searching some of the archives in the Vault City library. 303 VCMCLURE I got it from someone in Gecko. 304 VCMCLURE I received it from a ghoul in Gecko. His name is Gordon Gecko. He's interested in optimizing the power plant and sharing the energy with Vault City... in exchange for Vault City's medical technology. 305 VCMCLURE I... see. So. What does this have to do with me? 306 VCMCLURE Well, as I understand it, Vault City's power generator can only support so many people. In fact, it's already nearing its limit. 307 VCMCLURE I'm not going to ask you how you came by that information, but if it were true, what are you proposing? 308 VCMCLURE Once the Gecko power plant is fixed, the disk indicates it's possible it could produce enough energy for Vault City, too. It looks like the reactor would need to be optimized first, though. 309 VCMCLURE The disk shows that Gecko's power plant... if it were optimized... could produce a great deal of energy. Far more than Gecko needs. Vault City could use that energy. 310 VCMCLURE Are you suggesting we SEIZE Gecko and take their power plant? I will NOT lis -- 311 VCMCLURE No, no... if Gecko could receive the optimization data for their plant, I'm betting they would be willing to trade their excess power for medical assistance. 312 VCMCLURE Hmmm. As far as medical assistance goes, I'm not unsympathetic to the plight of the ghouls. They have certainly suffered enough... but how could we optimize their plant? 313 VCMCLURE I don't know. Maybe there's someone I can talk to once the plant is repaired. 314 VCMCLURE I don't know. Maybe there's someone I can talk to at the plant. 315 VCMCLURE I would just need access to the Vault City computer. It could optimize the power plant reactor disk and allow the plant to run more smoothly. 316 VCMCLURE I have no objections to your proposal. If you can find some means of optimizing the plant, let me know. 317 VCMCLURE All right. I'll go get that part from Randal and see about repairing the reactor first. 318 VCMCLURE Very well, Captain. 319 VCMCLURE Very well, Citizen. 320 VCMCLURE You have my permission to use the Vault computer and optimize the reactor disk. You can find it on the third level of the Vault, near the Operations Room. 321 VCMCLURE Excellent. Thank you, Councilor. I'll go do that. 322 VCMCLURE It is done. Here you go. 323 VCMCLURE I'll keep the economic disk and study it some more... Perhaps I can persuade the Council to enter negotiations with Gecko to trade for their power. The data disk would be a strong argument in of itself. 324 VCMCLURE I appreciate it. Thanks. 325 VCMCLURE Hmmm. Well, I cannot allow you access to the Vault, but I could optimize the reactor disk for you. 326 VCMCLURE All right. But I don't have the reactor disk on me. I'll be back with it. 327 VCMCLURE That'd be great. 328 VCMCLURE Excellent! 329 VCMCLURE All right. 330 VCMCLURE Let me take the reactor disk, and I'll have the Vault central computer optimize it. 331 VCMCLURE Great. Thanks. 332 VCMCLURE What is it? 333 VCMCLURE I have a reactor data disk here from Gecko. According to... the... uh, technician at the power plant, the Vault City computer can optimize the reactor disk and make the plant run more smoothly. 334 VCMCLURE Guards! Guards! 336 VCMCLURE You told McClure about the Redding Jet reliance problem. 337 VCMCLURE You gave the economic data disk to McClure. 338 VCMCLURE I'm still looking for a way to optimize the power plant. 339 VCMCLURE I'm still looking for a way to optimize the power plant. 340 VCMCLURE I wish I could help, but I'm afraid my knowledge of reactors is... limited. Perhaps one of the technicians at the Gecko plant would know how to optimize the plant? 341 VCMCLURE Perhaps. I had some other questions... 342 VCMCLURE Maybe so. I'll go see. 100 VCMELIND You see a very stiff woman. She looks like she hasn't relaxed in years. 101 VCMELIND You see Melinda, the Chief Greeting Officer. 102 VCMELIND Hello. I don�t think I've seen you around before. Welcome to Vault City. Is there anything I can help you with? 103 VCMELIND Yes, what else can I help you with? 104 VCMELIND Is this fenced-in area the city? 105 VCMELIND I�m looking for the Vault. 106 VCMELIND Who are you? 107 VCMELIND No thanks. Goodbye. 108 VCMELIND Thizz Valt Citeee? 109 VCMELIND No, no... don't let the surroundings confuse you. You're currently standing in the Courtyard. The actual city lies to the North. 110 VCMELIND What�s the difference between the two areas? 111 VCMELIND Can I ask you something else? 112 VCMELIND Thanks for your help. Goodbye. 113 VCMELIND Thankee 114 VCMELIND Our Vault? It is located within the city. However, I must tell you only Citizens are allowed in the Vault. 115 VCMELIND I need to get into the Vault. 116 VCMELIND Can I ask you something else? 117 VCMELIND Thanks for your help. Goodbye. 118 VCMELIND My name? Why, it's Melinda. I�m the Chief Greeting Officer for Vault City. 119 VCMELIND Sounds like a tough job. 120 VCMELIND Can I ask you something else? 121 VCMELIND Thanks for your help. 122 VCMELIND The Courtyard is an area where we protect the less fortunate Outworlders. Many live within our protection and add to the splendor of Vault City. The Inner City is where the Citizens of the city live. 123 VCMELIND Why do only Citizens live in the Inner City? 124 VCMELIND Can I ask you something else? 125 VCMELIND Thank you for your help. 126 VCMELIND I'm sorry, but as I said, only Citizens are allowed in the Vault. I cannot grant you access. Talk to Wallace, our Customs Official. He might be able to help. You'll find his office at the north end of the Courtyard. 127 VCMELIND Can I ask you something else? 128 VCMELIND Thanks for your help. Goodbye. 129 VCMELIND My work benefits Vault City, and I have the privledge of being able to talk to travellers about the grandeur of the city. 130 VCMELIND Oh, come on, it has to be a *little* boring sometimes. 131 VCMELIND Can I ask you something else? 132 VCMELIND Thank you for your help. 133 VCMELIND To build a better life for everyone, we must be vigilant in protecting ourselves from outside influences. 134 VCMELIND And that means separating yourselves? 135 VCMELIND I take great pride in the work that I do for Vault City. You'll have to excuse me, but I have some very pressing business to attend to. Good day. 136 VCMELIND We don�t do it for *ourselves.* We do it for the betterment of everyone. 137 VCMELIND Yeah, sure you do. It sounds better that way. 138 VCMELIND Can I ask you something else? 139 VCMELIND Thanks for your help. 140 VCMELIND You don�t seem capable of understanding what we're doing here. 141 VCMELIND You�re right. I can't understand it because it doesn't make any *sense.* 142 VCMELIND I was just curious. Thanks for your help. 100 VCMOORE You see a wild-eyed man. Despite his unkempt hair and scruffy beard, his clothes look clean and well-cared for. 101 VCMOORE You see Thomas Moore. 102 VCMOORE You see Thomas Moore. Despite his unkempt hair and scruffy beard, his clothes look clean and well-cared for. 103 VCMOORE Hello and welcome, traveler! Have you heard the word today? 104 VCMOORE Uurmph 105 VCMOORE Ecch 106 VCMOORE Portzebie 107 VCMOORE Shamble off 108 VCMOORE Why, no... I haven't. 109 VCMOORE And you are...? 110 VCMOORE Uh, no, and I don't want to. Goodbye. 111 VCMOORE The word, my friend... the word is SELFISHNESS. Mix in a slew of arrogance, and what do you have? Vault City... in all its self-righteous, slave-trading glory. 112 VCMOORE Why do you live here if you hate it so much? 113 VCMOORE Amen, brother! 114 VCMOORE I think I've heard enough. Goodbye. 115 VCMOORE Go sell crazy somewhere else, pal... we're all stocked up here. 116 VCMOORE Yes! 117 VCMOORE It is TIME to hear the wailing of our kin outside these walls and let them in! We have more than enough to feed and shelter our brothers... we need not be rich when so MANY are poor. 118 VCMOORE I hear you! 119 VCMOORE At last, someone who speaks sense! Why must others suffer when aid lies within these walls? 120 VCMOORE I've heard enough. Goodbye. 121 VCMOORE Friend... as I look upon you today, I see STRENGTH. I see FAITH. Do my eyes deceive me? Or do they see a kindred soul that shares my cause? 122 VCMOORE Damn right! 123 VCMOORE Yes! Know that it is TIME... time for this city, built on sin and slavery, to open its gates to everyone! 124 VCMOORE I have to leave. Good talking... er, listening, to you. 125 VCMOORE Then let me ask you this, my friend - to what LENGTHS would you go to spread the word? 126 VCMOORE Well, that depends on how much money you have on you..."friend." 127 VCMOORE No lengths are too long... no distance too great, when the cause is just, and the word is true. Whatever needs be done, I will do it! 128 VCMOORE I don't like the direction this conversation is going. Good day. 129 VCMOORE Even though it may mean banishment from this oasis? 130 VCMOORE This is no oasis, my brother. It is a city, built on selfishness and greed. It needs to be saved from itself... in that light, is banishment too high a price? I think not. 131 VCMOORE Anything to release my fellow man from his bonds! 132 VCMOORE I don't know... what are you asking me to do? 133 VCMOORE Hmmm. Well, since you put it that way, no, I guess not. Good day. 134 VCMOORE (Leans in.) I have a briefcase... with information vital to our cause. Will you deliver it to New Reno for me? I would do it, but the Citizens here are watching me... 135 VCMOORE So, you admit you have ties to New Reno, eh? That's gonna cost you... "friend." 136 VCMOORE Sure. Give it to me. 137 VCMOORE No thanks... that's a little too risky to me. Count me out. 138 VCMOORE Here it is... deliver this to a man, John Bishop, in New Reno. Tread carefully, my child, and carry the word with you. 139 VCMOORE Deliver this briefcase to John Bishop? No problem. 140 VCMOORE My name? I am Thomas Moore, preacher of the word and the truth. And what brings you to me today, friend? Do YOU seek the word? 141 VCMOORE The word? 142 VCMOORE Uh, no, not today, thanks. Goodbye. 143 VCMOORE Even those who appear the most innocent may deceive a messenger of the word... how do I know that you're a TRUE believer? 144 VCMOORE You'll be a true believer when I shove my foot up your ass! 145 VCMOORE I AM a true believer, brother. How can I prove my devotion? 146 VCMOORE I know that this city has built its foundations on sin and slavery, and that only the righteous may set it right! 147 VCMOORE You know, maybe we'll just talk later. 148 VCMOORE Ignorant heathen! You have ears, but you do not listen! You have eyes, but you are blind! Get from my sight, filthy swine! 149 VCMOORE Filthy... uh... sw... what? Nobody talks to me like that! Hope you ain't got no family that'll miss you, dead man... 150 VCMOORE Nobody talks to me like that, least of all some two-bit wanna-be soapbox preacher. I think it's time you learned a lesson, dead man. 151 VCMOORE Calm down. I'm leaving. 152 VCMOORE Hmmmmmm. One must beware serpents that echo the words of truth, yet shelter falsehood within their heart. 153 VCMOORE Amen, brother! 154 VCMOORE If there is no trust between us, I shall leave. Goodbye. 155 VCMOORE Uh... sure. Maybe we'll talk later. 156 VCMOORE What?! How DARE you blackmail me, you... you... (Frowns.)... you have my full attention. 157 VCMOORE Let's discuss payment, shall we? 158 VCMOORE Why... where better to preach than to those that need to hear the most? 159 VCMOORE I suppose you're right. Who are you? 160 VCMOORE Testify, brother! Speak the word! 161 VCMOORE Exactly! This city is built on sin and slavery and it needs the strength of the righteous to set it right! 162 VCMOORE Uh... right. Well, good talking to you. Goodbye. 163 VCMOORE Here... this briefcase has my account numbers in it. Deliver it to John Bishop in New Reno, and he will give you access to my accounts. 164 VCMOORE Forget it. I'm turning you in anyway. 165 VCMOORE Screw the payment, then. I'm not going to Reno. 166 VCMOORE Great! But it better be worth my while. 167 VCMOORE It seems nature has already punished you, slaver. Perhaps one day you shall redeem yourself. 168 VCMOORE Eh... that's not it. Walk carefully in the wastes, my simple friend. 169 VCMOORE Urf 170 VCMOORE So, friend, have you reconsidered? 171 VCMOORE I've considered that it might be worth a lot of money for me to keep your secret. Understand? 172 VCMOORE I've seen the light, brother... what shall I do? 173 VCMOORE No, sorry. Good day. 174 VCMOORE Eh? What are you doing here? Didn't you deliver... 175 VCMOORE ... the case to Bishop? Well, I TRIED, except he read this little note you left in the case and tried to KILL me. Pretty funny, huh? Hope you're ready to die, Moore. 176 VCMOORE I did, but I came back to fill you full of holes then cover your body with a thin layer of dirt. 177 VCMOORE Just keeping you on your toes. Bye. 178 VCMOORE Ah! Welcome again, fellow seeker of truth! How can I help you this day? 179 VCMOORE What do you know about the NCR? 180 VCMOORE I had a question: Why does Vault City have slaves? I heard it was a free city. 181 VCMOORE I want to hear the word, brother! 182 VCMOORE This city is built on sin and slavery and I have come to set it right! 183 VCMOORE Nothing today, thanks. 184 VCMOORE I know that they are striving to revive truth and justice, and we will not lift a hand to help. 185 VCMOORE What can we do? 186 VCMOORE That sounds a lot like treason. 187 VCMOORE That's a shame. Oh well, goodbye. 188 VCMOORE We can throw our gates wide and welcome them in! They need our help, yet STILL we turn a blind eye! 189 VCMOORE Amen! Vault City's advanced technology should be shared, not horded. 190 VCMOORE Hmm... I don't know. We have it pretty good here. Do we really need them? After all, they'd bring down our standard of living... contaminate us, even. 191 VCMOORE Hmmm. Well, it's something to think about. Goodbye. 192 VCMOORE I cannot answer that, for a city built on slavery can never be truly free. 193 VCMOORE Yeah, but they can sure get rich, huh? 194 VCMOORE Your words... they strike a chord with me. Perhaps freeing the slaves, welcoming them, is best for Vault City. 195 VCMOORE We should free the slaves, and embrace them as brothers! 196 VCMOORE Aw, don't give me that brahmin shit. Slavery... and Vault City... is gonna be around a long time. 197 VCMOORE Interesting words. Perhaps we'll speak again. 198 VCMOORE I see you are a trader in human flesh. I have NOTHING to say to one such as yourself. 199 VCMOORE Uurmph 200 VCMOORE Ecch 201 VCMOORE Portzebie 202 VCMOORE Shamble off 203 VCMOORE Hey, I only acted like a slaver to get information. 204 VCMOORE Well, I had something to say to you: Why does Vault City have slaves? I thought this was a free city. 205 VCMOORE Hey, even the lowest means justify a noble end. 206 VCMOORE All right then. Bye. 207 VCMOORE It's good to see intolerance alive and well. Good day. 208 VCMOORE The act is the same as the deed. Begone, slaver. 209 VCMOORE But I've learned the error of my ways! 210 VCMOORE That does it. Time to cut you open and see what you're made of... 211 VCMOORE All right then. 212 VCMOORE I have nothing to say to one of such foul disposition. Leave. 213 VCMOORE You want foul disposition? I'll SHOW you foul disposition... 214 VCMOORE I've seen the error of my ways. I've come to repent and hear the word! 215 VCMOORE My heart was torn because of the thought of man's inhumanity to man! 216 VCMOORE All right then. 217 VCMOORE Hello again, fellow pilgrim! Did you deliver the information as I asked? 218 VCMOORE Hello again, fellow pilgrim! How can I help you on this day? 219 VCMOORE Let's cut the crap, "Tomcat." I know everything about you and your "friends" down in NCR. 220 VCMOORE Why would you work for the NCR? I thought you were an honorable man. 221 VCMOORE Yes... look, Bishop said you worked for NCR. Is that true? 222 VCMOORE Yes, I just wanted to let you know I'd taken care of it. 223 VCMOORE It pleases me to hear that my words have taken seed in your heart. Perhaps our paths will cross again. 224 VCMOORE Perhaps so. Keep the faith, brother. 225 VCMOORE Goodbye. 226 VCMOORE The NCR is trying to bring honor and government to all of California, and Vault City has the power to make it happen! Think of the good we could do with access to Vault City's technology! 227 VCMOORE I don't buy it. I think I should turn you in - unless, of course, you want to buy my silence. 228 VCMOORE But it's Vault City's technology. Others have no right to it. 229 VCMOORE Nothing good comes from lies and treachery, Moore. Vault City has been lying to itself for years... don't go down that road, all right? 230 VCMOORE Hmm. I'll have to think about this. 231 VCMOORE You're right. I'm sorry I doubted you. 232 VCMOORE ALL men have the right to the fruits of the old world. Technology is to be shared, not hoarded. 233 VCMOORE You just don't GET it, do you, Moore? Maybe a good old fashioned ass-kicking will knock some sense into you. 234 VCMOORE Yeah, yeah, cut the "holier-than-thou" crap. Hand over some cash, or I'm turning you in. 235 VCMOORE I'll have to think about that. Bye. 236 VCMOORE Please deliver the case to New Reno, friend. Time is of the essence! 237 VCMOORE What to do? Why, spread the word, and that shall be enough. Walk carefully and with purpose in the wastes, my friend. With the word as your light, you shall not go astray. 238 VCMOORE Thank you, brother. I shall do as you have said. 239 VCMOORE Have you heard the word today? 240 VCMOORE Hear the word! The word shall set you free! 241 VCMOORE Slavery shall damn this city! 242 VCMOORE We must open the gates of Vault City and embrace the outside world! 243 VCMOORE Why can we not share our wealth?! 100 VCMSMITH You see a ragged-looking farmer. 101 VCMSMITH You see Smith. 102 VCMSMITH Don�t think I�ve seen you around before, stranger. The name's Smith. Help you with something? 103 VCMSMITH Was there something else you wanted? 104 VCMSMITH Can you tell me about Vault City? 105 VCMSMITH What do you do around here? 106 VCMSMITH I�m looking for the Vault. 107 VCMSMITH I�d like to help you with that plow. 108 VCMSMITH Your wife says things have been hard. 109 VCMSMITH No, just passing through. Goodbye. 110 VCMSMITH Um... Waga Nu-kik? 111 VCMSMITH Well, what you see here ain't really Vault City... you�re actually standing in the city's Courtyard. 112 VCMSMITH Why aren�t you in the city? 113 VCMSMITH What do you do here? 114 VCMSMITH Can I ask you something else? 115 VCMSMITH Thanks. Goodbye. 116 VCMSMITH My family and I work a farm here in the Courtyard. We get by. Don�t know for how long, though. 117 VCMSMITH What�s the problem? 118 VCMSMITH Why aren�t you in the city? 119 VCMSMITH Can I ask you something else? 120 VCMSMITH Yeah, times are tough. Goodbye. 121 VCMSMITH That�s right, big fella. I gotta get going. 122 VCMSMITH You talking about the Vault inside the city? I've only seen it once... it's inside the gates, along the cliff, I think. They only let the Citizens into it, though. 123 VCMSMITH Can I ask you something else? 124 VCMSMITH Thanks for the directions. Goodbye. 125 VCMSMITH Me and the family ain�t the kind of people they let in there. So we live here under their protection. 126 VCMSMITH Why aren�t you allowed to live in the city? 127 VCMSMITH Protection? What kind of protection? 128 VCMSMITH Can I ask you something else? 129 VCMSMITH I see. Well, thanks for your time. Goodbye. 130 VCMSMITH Well, it�s tough without a plow. Me and the wife try, but the farming goes slow. 131 VCMSMITH Can I help? 132 VCMSMITH Can I ask you something else? 133 VCMSMITH Oh, well, I�m sorry to hear that. Goodbye. 134 VCMSMITH Sure. 135 VCMSMITH Well, we�re from the wasteland... like yourself. So all we can get is protection from Vault City. 136 VCMSMITH What kind of protection? 137 VCMSMITH Can I ask you something else? 138 VCMSMITH Thanks. Goodbye. 139 VCMSMITH They keep us safe from the outside, but it costs me and the wife quite a bit. And without a plow� well, making ends meet is difficult. 140 VCMSMITH Can I help with the plow? 141 VCMSMITH Can I ask you something else? 142 VCMSMITH Oh, well, I�m sorry to hear that. Goodbye. 143 VCMSMITH Me and the wife don�t talk with your kind. 144 VCMSMITH Mary, keep away from this fella. 145 VCMSMITH You�d help people like us? We can�t offer much, but we sure would appreciate it. 146 VCMSMITH Whoa! If you can't pay, I can�t help you. 147 VCMSMITH No problem. I�d like to help. 148 VCMSMITH Can I ask you something else? 149 VCMSMITH I'll have to think about it. Goodbye. 150 VCMSMITH Well, we have about a hundred and fifty saved, if that would help. But we won�t be able to make our next payment if we don�t have the plow by next week. 151 VCMSMITH I�ll take the money. 152 VCMSMITH Don�t worry about the money. I�ll help you anyway. 153 VCMSMITH Never mind... I can't help you. Goodbye. 154 VCMSMITH Well, thank you kindly, stranger. 155 VCMSMITH Do you know where I can find a plow? 156 VCMSMITH There's one over near the Guns and Ammo store. Harry might be selling it. 157 VCMSMITH All right, I�ll go look for it. 158 VCMSMITH Did you find a plow? 159 VCMSMITH Sorry, not yet. 160 VCMSMITH I don't think I'm going to be able to get one for you. 161 VCMSMITH Well, we can do without for a little longer. But not much beyond that. 162 VCMSMITH My Pa told me to watch out for people like you... get outta here. Go on, get! 163 VCMSMITH Thank you kindly. Here�s a little something my pa gave me before he left this world. With the guards protecting us, we don't need it... but you might be able to make some use of it. 164 VCMSMITH Thanks very much. I'm sure this will come in handy. Take care. 165 VCMSMITH Thanks for the help, stranger. Much appreciated. 100 VCNANCY You see the Resident Medical Assistant, Phyllis. 101 VCNANCY You see a thin young woman. She smells faintly of antiseptic. 102 VCNANCY You see RMA Phyllis. 103 VCNANCY You see a thin young woman. She smells faintly of antiseptic. 104 VCNANCY You risked your own life to save us ALL. You're the bravest person I've ever known. 105 VCNANCY An intruder! Aieeeeee! Guards! 106 VCNANCY A mutant! Aieeeeee! Guards! 107 VCNANCY A ghoul! Aieeeeee! Guards! 108 VCNANCY Need to print out Gregory's charts... 109 VCNANCY Let's see. We have three Servant inoculations scheduled for 1400... 110 VCNANCY All that beeping is driving me crazy... 111 VCNANCY I swear those medical databases are talking amongst themselves... 112 VCNANCY Let's see... three hypodermics, antiseptic, three ampules of RadX... 113 VCNANCY Better prep Dr. Troy on that seminar for tomorrow... 114 VCNANCY Yeah, they have me working late AGAIN. Mostly making lists. 115 VCNANCY You might want to come back in the morning. 116 VCNANCY I think I put you on the list for tomorrow morning, if it's an emergency. 117 VCNANCY Can't wait to go home. Making all these lists wears me out. 118 VCNANCY It'd be best if you came back in the morning. I have to compile these lists. 119 VCNANCY Poor Dr. Troy. He didn't DO anything! 120 VCNANCY Why did they exile Dr. Troy? 121 VCNANCY I hope Dr. Troy will be all right in the Outworld... 122 VCNANCY Hmmph. I'm too busy to speak to you right now. If you need anything, see Dr. Troy. 123 VCNANCY Oh! Hello, there. I haven't seen you around before... are you a new Citizen? 124 VCNANCY Oh! Hello, again. 125 VCNANCY Sit-Zen? 126 VCNANCY A-gin? 127 VCNANCY Got ouchie... *snfff*... ouchie HURT 128 VCNANCY Actually, I'm the new Captain of the Guard. 129 VCNANCY Yeah, I just recently got my Citizenship. 130 VCNANCY Uh, yeah, I just recently got my Citizenship. 131 VCNANCY Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Good day. 132 VCNANCY Oh my, you are hurt, aren't you? I'm sorry, I should have been paying more attention. Go see Dr. Troy. He'll take care of you. 133 VCNANCY Uh...kay? Yup-yup. 134 VCNANCY Could I ask you some questions first? 135 VCNANCY Thanks. I'll go see him now. 136 VCNANCY Oh! You must be one of the Servants assigned here for the day. You should... uh, hmmm. YOU - GO - MARTIN. 137 VCNANCY Uh... hmmm. Listen to me again, closely this time: YOU - GO - MARTIN. 138 VCNANCY HUGO MARTIN. 139 VCNANCY Got ouchie... *snfff*... ouchie HURT 140 VCNANCY Shamble off 141 VCNANCY YES, MARTIN. GO - BOTTOM - LEVEL. 142 VCNANCY YES, MAR-TIN. GO BOTTOM LEVEL. 143 VCNANCY Got ouchie... *snfff*... ouchie HURT 144 VCNANCY Shamble off 145 VCNANCY GO - BOTTOM - LEVEL. LEVEL - THREE. NOW. 146 VCNANCY ME GO BOTTOM LEVEL TREE NOW 147 VCNANCY Got ouchie... *snfff*... ouchie HURT 148 VCNANCY Shamble off 149 VCNANCY Maybe our Servants have some sort of Intelligence Deficiency Syndrome... 150 VCNANCY Oh! Well, welcome to Vault City, Captain. 151 VCNANCY Well, welcome to Vault City, fellow Citizen. 152 VCNANCY We don't see many new faces around here. I'm Phyllis. What's your name? 153 VCNANCY My name's 154 VCNANCY I'm 155 VCNANCY If I wanted to give you my name, I would have told it to you, "Sy-phyllis"... or whatever the hell your name is. 156 VCNANCY Sorry, I don't have time to talk right now. 157 VCNANCY Why, of all the...! I have NEVER met someone as low-class as yourself. I suggest you leave. Now. 158 VCNANCY I suggest you watch that tone of yours, or there's going to be trouble. 159 VCNANCY Whatever. I'm done talking to you anyway. 160 VCNANCY Guards! Dr. Troy! Help! 161 VCNANCY So that's how it's going to be, huh? All right then... 162 VCNANCY I'm the Resident Medical Assistant. I work for Dr. Troy. 163 VCNANCY What do you think of Dr. Troy? 164 VCNANCY Can I ask you some questions? 165 VCNANCY Great. I could use some medical assistance. 166 VCNANCY Sorry, I don't have time to talk right now. 167 VCNANCY Welcome back. Anything I can help you with? 168 VCNANCY Of course. What is it you would like to know? 169 VCNANCY What do you think of Dr. Troy? 170 VCNANCY Can you tell me where the Central Computer is? 171 VCNANCY I need some healing. 172 VCNANCY What do you do here? 173 VCNANCY Can you tell me about Vault City? 174 VCNANCY Actually, never mind. Thanks anyway. 175 VCNANCY Oh, Dr. Troy can be pretty strict sometimes, but all in all, he's a good man. Vault City's fortunate to have him. 176 VCNANCY Well, he asked me to smuggle some chems into the city for him. 177 VCNANCY Can I ask you another question? 178 VCNANCY Thanks for your time. Goodbye. 181 VCNANCY Are you certain? That doesn't sound like Dr. Troy at all. Still... he HAS been working hard lately... no, no, that's impossible. You must be mistaken. 182 VCNANCY I don't think so. He was very clear about what he wanted. 183 VCNANCY Hmmmm. Can I ask you another question? 184 VCNANCY Never mind then. 185 VCNANCY I would be VERY careful about what you say about Dr. Troy in Vault City. He is a respected member of our community. 186 VCNANCY All right, then. Can I ask you another question? 187 VCNANCY Thanks for the warning. Maybe I should go talk to someone else. 188 VCNANCY It's down on the 3rd level, if I remember correctly. Haven't been down there in ages. 189 VCNANCY Why not? 190 VCNANCY Can I ask you another question? 191 VCNANCY Thanks for the directions. Goodbye. 192 VCNANCY Oh, I don't know. Not much reason to go down into the Vault. It's mostly used for storage space nowadays. The only one down there is Martin, and... well, just between you and me, he's not a great conversationalist. 193 VCNANCY Uhh.... Why did they make him conversationalist if he's no good at his job? 194 VCNANCY Can I ask you another question? 195 VCNANCY I see. Thanks for the information. 196 VCNANCY Uh... maybe you SHOULD go speak to him. You two may have more in common than I first thought. 197 VCNANCY Can I ask you another question first? 198 VCNANCY All right then. I'll go speak to him. 199 VCNANCY Vault City? Well, actually, there's not much to say. I mean, I've been a Citizen all my life... but there's not much to do in Vault City. At all. 200 VCNANCY It seems a shame that a beautiful young woman such as yourself can't find SOMETHING to do in Vault City. 201 VCNANCY Nothing at all? Come on. 202 VCNANCY Can I ask you another question... 203 VCNANCY Oh, well. Just thought I'd ask. 204 VCNANCY Look, I know you're a new Citizen and all, and I don't mean to throw a damper on your Citizenship, but this City can be VERY dull at times. 205 VCNANCY Dull? How so? 206 VCNANCY That's too bad. I had some other questions... 207 VCNANCY Oh, well. Sorry to hear it. 208 VCNANCY I mean, have you noticed how similar everyone is? And OLD? Most of the seminars and extracurricular activities are geared towards octogenarians. I'm barely twenty-five, and this city makes me feel like I'm fifty. 209 VCNANCY Uh... octo-generians? You mean the guards? 210 VCNANCY Speaking of old, I noticed there aren't any children in the city. 211 VCNANCY I DID notice the similarity of Citizens. 212 VCNANCY Oh, well. Just thought I'd ask. 213 VCNANCY Uh no� "octogenerian" is an adjective that refers to a person who is eighty years old. 214 VCNANCY Uh, okay. Can I ask you another question? 215 VCNANCY All right then. Maybe we'll speak later. 216 VCNANCY Well... yes. Actually, there aren't. Yet. I don't know if anyone told you yet, Vault City is a planned community. We're not due for another pregnancy cycle until a few years from now. 217 VCNANCY Uh... a pregnancy cycle? 218 VCNANCY Can I ask you another question? 219 VCNANCY I see. Well, thanks for the information. 220 VCNANCY Yes. Pregnancies are permitted only during certain years established by the Council. 221 VCNANCY What if you get pregnant anyway? 222 VCNANCY Oh. I had some other questions... 223 VCNANCY I see. Well, thanks for the information. 224 VCNANCY How would that happen? 225 VCNANCY Uh, last I heard, SEX can make someone pregnant. 226 VCNANCY Forget I asked. Look, I had some other questions... 227 VCNANCY Never mind. I better be going. 228 VCNANCY Oh, you mean intercourse? Intercourse is still allowed outside of pregnancy cycles. 229 VCNANCY Doesn't that make people pregnant? 230 VCNANCY Oh. I had some other questions... 231 VCNANCY Oh, well. Just thought I'd ask. 232 VCNANCY Oh, no, no... you see, our pregnancies don't result from intercourse. 233 VCNANCY I'm afraid to ask. But I will anyway. 234 VCNANCY I don't want to know any more. I had some other questions, though... 235 VCNANCY I think I've heard enough. 236 VCNANCY Male Citizens "donate" to the Auto-Doc here in the Vault and the most favorable matches are chosen by the computer. Then the appropriate female Citizen is seeded by the Auto-Doc. 237 VCNANCY Can I donate? 238 VCNANCY Don't people still get pregnant from intercourse? What about accidental pregnancies? 239 VCNANCY You know, I would very much like to ask you any other question right now. 240 VCNANCY Would you excuse me? I'm going to go see if I can get my Citizenship revoked. 241 VCNANCY I think I'm going to go somewhere and be violently ill. Goodbye. 242 VCNANCY Certainly. We'd welcome your contribution. Vault City could use some fresh genetic material. 243 VCNANCY All right then... 244 VCNANCY Say, could I get a magazine or something? 245 VCNANCY Your contribution is impressive... you yourself seem to be quite gifted. How do you feel? 246 VCNANCY Excellent! Thank you. 247 VCNANCY Hmmm. Maybe your contribution wasn't as valuable as I thought. Thanks anyway, though. 248 VCNANCY I can honestly say I have never missed the primitive charm of Arroyo more until this moment. 249 VCNANCY I have never felt the need to be held more than at this moment. 250 VCNANCY No, thank YOU. 251 VCNANCY Well, actually... you see, this is something I've been thinking about recently, but Citizens don't seem to have accidental pregnancies. The only successful pregnancies have been facilitated by the Auto-Doc. 252 VCNANCY You know, background radiation might be resulting in sterility or even worse, chromosomal damage. Might be worth checking out. 253 VCNANCY Maybe it's just because they don't have much real sex around here. 254 VCNANCY Oh, well. Just thought I'd ask. 255 VCNANCY You know, I was thinking the same thing. Maybe I should mention it to Dr. Troy. He's been too busy to look into it recently, but the next pregnancy cycle IS coming up, so... 256 VCNANCY Can I ask you some other questions? 257 VCNANCY Mentioning it to Dr. Troy would be a good idea. Good luck. 258 VCNANCY It's like they're all... clones. They all dress alike, act alike, and the worst part is that everybody seems happy with it. I... well, sometimes I worry that I'll end up being just like them. That probably sounds silly, huh? 259 VCNANCY Not at all. Pressure to conform must be pretty rough around here, especially considering how insular a community Vault City is. 260 VCNANCY Oh, well. Just thought I'd ask. 261 VCNANCY Yeah, it can get kind of overwhelming at times. But here I am, bringing down your opinion of Vault City. Don't misunderstand me. It's a great place to live. 262 VCNANCY Just a suggestion, but you might want to travel a little outside of Vault City. Even speak to some of the merchants in the Courtyard. They might be able to broaden your horizons a little. 263 VCNANCY It's got its advantages, no doubt. Can I ask you some other questions? 264 VCNANCY Glad you're happy here. Maybe we'll speak again. 265 VCNANCY Well, I've been tempted to go outside the gate, but the other Citizens have warned me against it... 266 VCNANCY That's just another reason to do it. You don't want to do what the OTHER Citizens do, do you? They're all set in their ways. 267 VCNANCY Well, it can be dangerous out there. Say, can I ask you another question? 268 VCNANCY They're right. It's probably not a good idea. I better be going. 269 VCNANCY You know, you're right. Maybe I will step outside the gate when I get the chance. I'd like to know more about the outside world. 270 VCNANCY Great. Say, can I ask you another question? 271 VCNANCY It'll be good for you. Take care. 272 VCNANCY Pardon me? 273 VCNANCY I couldn't help but notice you're an attractive young woman who could stand to get out once in a while. How about you and I have dinner? 274 VCNANCY Never mind. Can I ask you another question? 275 VCNANCY Oh, well. Just thought I'd ask. 276 VCNANCY Oh. I... you know, I'd love to, but I can't. 277 VCNANCY Oh. Well, I... I'd love to. 278 VCNANCY Aw, c'mon. I'm new. I'll get into trouble if I go around by myself. 279 VCNANCY All right. Can I ask you some questions then? 280 VCNANCY Oh, well. Just thought I'd ask. 281 VCNANCY Great! Let's go. 282 VCNANCY Thanks for the wonderful evening. 283 VCNANCY Uh... sure. Maybe we'll go out some other time. I'll... uh, call you. Bye. 284 VCNANCY I'm sorry, but no. 285 VCNANCY All right. Can I ask you some questions instead? 286 VCNANCY Oh, well. Just thought I'd ask. 287 VCNANCY Well, it's good to see same-sex prejudice is alive and well in Vault City. Bye. 288 VCNANCY . What do you do around here? 289 VCNANCY . Mind if I ask you some questions? 290 VCNANCY Oh well, I thought there weren't any children because this might be the European version of Fallout 2. Goodbye. 291 VCNANCY You have given Vault City a donation and introduced favorable genetic material into their community. 292 VCNANCY You have given Vault City a donation and introduced fresh genetic material into their community. 293 VCNANCY You have given Vault City a donation... for whatever it's worth. 294 VCNANCY You have convinced Phyllis to speak to Dr. Troy about the potential sterility in Vault City. 295 VCNANCY You have convinced Phyllis to see the outside world. 296 VCNANCY You quickly discover Phyllis is rather dull and self-centered. You resolve never to date anyone like her again. 100 VCOLDJOE You see an old man with a crazy gleam in his eye. 101 VCOLDJOE You see Old Joe, the local idiot savant. 102 VCOLDJOE Hello. Haven't seen you in a while. 103 VCOLDJOE Do I know you? 104 VCOLDJOE Ah, yeah. It's been a while. What have you been doing? 105 VCOLDJOE Well, it has been a while. What have you been up to? 106 VCOLDJOE This and that. Where do you know me from? 107 VCOLDJOE Look, old man, I don't know who the hell you are. 108 VCOLDJOE Sure has. Well, I've been around; finally ended up here in this god-forsaken place. Not like the good old days. No sir. 109 VCOLDJOE Yeah, the good old days. Remember that time we... 110 VCOLDJOE It hasn't been the same lately, that's for sure. Now... what did we do together? 111 VCOLDJOE Don't remember me, do you? Well, you do seem to be a bit young. 112 VCOLDJOE What are you trying to tell me? 113 VCOLDJOE You look so familiar, though. Ah, must be my old eyes. Well, good day to you. 114 VCOLDJOE Uh, yeah... goodbye. 115 VCOLDJOE Yeah, we sure gave the Master hell, didn't we? Shit fell apart after you left, though. Had to move around and change my name. Where'd you end up? 116 VCOLDJOE I've been living up in a small village. 117 VCOLDJOE Well, you better be careful around here. Things ain't as clear as they once were. You best watch your back. 118 VCOLDJOE Okay, thanks. 119 VCOLDJOE Yeah, I looked for your Vault for a while, but never found it. So you got any good stories for your old friend Ian? 120 VCOLDJOE Ian? 121 VCOLDJOE Yeah, Ian. Don't you remember me? It's been a bunch of years. You'd think someone wouldn't forget his best buddy. Well... except for the shooting in the back thing. Sorry about that again. 122 VCOLDJOE I am sorry, but you must think I am the Vault Dweller. My village was founded by the one who came from the Vault. 123 VCOLDJOE Well, that makes a bit more sense. Well, it's good to hear my friend did well. Well, old Ian's got some advice for you. You be careful out there. This place ain't as peachy as it seems. 124 VCOLDJOE What's going on here? 125 VCOLDJOE Well, the Vault Citizens think very highly of their bloodline and don't care much for people like me and you. You take this gun. It'll protect you if things get a little out of control. You probably shouldn't be seen talking with this crazy old man. Best get on your way. 126 VCOLDJOE Thanks for your help. 127 VCOLDJOE Let an old man rest. 128 VCOLDJOE So familiar... 129 VCOLDJOE Leave me be now. 130 VCOLDJOE You better get going. 131 VCOLDJOE They'll get suspicious if we talk anymore. 100 VCOUTPRS You see a prisoner. 101 VCOUTPRS You see an outsider prisoner. 102 VCOUTPRS Well, that's the last time *I* skip curfew. 103 VCOUTPRS Another week and it's back to the Allocation Center... 104 VCOUTPRS Better keep on moving, friend. They see us talking, we'll both catch hell. 105 VCOUTPRS Damn Barkus, sticking me here. When I get my hands on him... 106 VCOUTPRS Wish I'd never come to Vault City. "Free" city... what a joke. 100 VCRANDAL You see Randal, the Chief Amenities Offcier. 101 VCRANDAL You see a middle-aged man with thinning black hair. 102 VCRANDAL You see Randal, the Chief Amenities Officer. 103 VCRANDAL You see a middle-aged man with thinning black hair. 104 VCRANDAL Congratulations, 105 VCRANDAL Way to put those Enclave assh-... er, jerks, in their place! 106 VCRANDAL I heard you kicked some major tail down south. Way to go. 107 VCRANDAL An intruder! Guards! Guards! 108 VCRANDAL Wh-?! A mutant! Guards! 109 VCRANDAL Wh-? A ghoul! Guards! 110 VCRANDAL Good day, Captain. 111 VCRANDAL Vault City prevails, Captain. 112 VCRANDAL Good day, Citizen. 113 VCRANDAL Vault City prevails, Citizen. 114 VCRANDAL Need to send distribution charts to Sub-Amenities Offices A and B... 115 VCRANDAL Need to compile the latest stock inventories and put them on the list server... 116 VCRANDAL I miss DOS. This new operating system makes it harder to enter lists. 117 VCRANDAL The First Citizen still needs those inventory lists... 118 VCRANDAL Sorry, we're closed for the evening. Come back in the morning. 119 VCRANDAL We're closed. I'm just compiling these lists before I head home. 120 VCRANDAL Hello there, stranger. Always a pleasure to see a new face. Name's Randal...I'm the Chief Amenities Officer. Need something? 121 VCRANDAL Gechkk 122 VCRANDAL Nooooooooo-pe 123 VCRANDAL Shamble off 124 VCRANDAL Well, it depends. What is this place? 125 VCRANDAL Nothing today, actually. 126 VCRANDAL A GECK? That's a Garden of Eden Creation Kit, a kind of gray suitcase looking thing, right? I haven't heard anyone mention one of those in... well, since... almost forever. 127 VCRANDAL NEED Gechkkk 128 VCRANDAL Shamble off 129 VCRANDAL Do you have one? 130 VCRANDAL Mind if I ask you something else? 131 VCRANDAL Well, never mind then. 132 VCRANDAL Hate to break it to you, friend, but we don't have ours anymore. Used it up to make Vault City...*poof.* All gone. 133 VCRANDAL NEED Gechkkk. 134 VCRANDAL Shamble off 135 VCRANDAL Oh...well, do you know of any place that might have one? 136 VCRANDAL Mind if I ask you something else? 137 VCRANDAL Well, nevermind then. 138 VCRANDAL Well, hmmm. Here's your problem, as I see it: the GECK's an old piece of tech... pre-war tech, in fact. You just can't "find" them anymore. They were only issued to Vaults. 139 VCRANDAL NEED Valt. 140 VCRANDAL Shamble off 141 VCRANDAL Do you know where I could find any other Vaults? 142 VCRANDAL Mind if I ask you something else? 143 VCRANDAL Well, never mind then. 144 VCRANDAL You could go scan the Vault Central Computer, see if it has any coordinates for any other Vaults. I doubt it, but no harm in checking. 145 VCRANDAL Well, if you had access to our Vault Central Computer, you might be able to find some mention of some other Vaults. But only Citizens are allowed in the Vault. 146 VCRANDAL Tanks 147 VCRANDAL Mind if I ask you something else? 148 VCRANDAL Thanks for the information. 149 VCRANDAL Hey there, welcome back. Anything I can do for you? 150 VCRANDAL Sure. What's on your mind? 151 VCRANDAL Gechkk? 152 VCRANDAL Shamble off 153 VCRANDAL What is this place again? 154 VCRANDAL Do you happen to have a GECK in stock? 155 VCRANDAL Valerie over at the maintenance shed could use a new wrench and some pliers. 156 VCRANDAL Councillor McClure said you'd have a... uh, hydro-magneto-thingie that I could have for the Gecko power plant. 157 VCRANDAL Councillor McClure said you'd have a hydroelectric magnetosphere regulator in stock that I could have. 158 VCRANDAL The First Citizen sent me here to claim my reward. 159 VCRANDAL Nothing today, actually. 160 VCRANDAL This is the Amenities Office. Got your typical stock... basic living necessities, some books, "how to" manuals, some tools, stimpacks, medical supplies, this and that. 161 VCRANDAL Sounds great. Can I see what you have in stock? 162 VCRANDAL Do you have a GECK? 163 VCRANDAL Valerie over at the maintenance shed could use a new wrench and some pliers. 164 VCRANDAL Councillor McClure said you'd have a... uh, hydro-magneto-thingie that I could have for the Gecko power plant. 165 VCRANDAL Councillor McClure said you'd have a hydroelectric magnetosphere regulator in stock that I could have. 166 VCRANDAL The First Citizen sent me here to claim my reward. 167 VCRANDAL Mind if I ask you some other questions? 168 VCRANDAL I may be back some other time. 169 VCRANDAL Well, sorry to break it to you, but I'm only authorized to do transactions with Citizens. No offense to you, but it's the rule, you know? You might try Happy Harry's out in the Courtyard. 170 VCRANDAL Well, sorry to break it to you, but I'm only authorized to do transactions with Citizens. No offense to you, but it's the rule, you know? You might try Happy Harry's out in the Courtyard. 171 VCRANDAL How can I become a Citizen? 172 VCRANDAL But... uh, I am a Citizen. Don't you remember me? 173 VCRANDAL Look, my money's just as good as any Citizen's. 174 VCRANDAL Councillor McClure said you'd have a hydroelectric magentosphere regulator in stock that I could have. 175 VCRANDAL The First Citizen sent me here to claim my reward. 176 VCRANDAL Mind if I ask you some other questions? 177 VCRANDAL Fine. Goodbye. 178 VCRANDAL You can take the Citizenship test. Proconsul Gregory gives it to any Outsider who wants to become a Citizen. You should probably talk to First Citizen Lynette first, though. She kind of runs the show around here. 179 VCRANDAL All right. Where is she? 180 VCRANDAL I see. Mind if I ask you another question? 181 VCRANDAL Thanks for the information. I'll go look for her. 182 VCRANDAL She's in the Council Building... head out the building here, make a right, and keep heading down the street past the park. You should run right smack into it. 183 VCRANDAL I see. Mind if I ask you another question? 184 VCRANDAL Thanks for the information. I'll go look for her. 185 VCRANDAL Really? Can't say I recall you. You got any papers on you? Might clear up the matter. 186 VCRANDAL No, I don't have them on me right now. 187 VCRANDAL Yes. Here you go. 188 VCRANDAL Never mind. I'll talk to you later. 189 VCRANDAL Well, let me run it through the reader here, and we'll just make sure everything's on the up and up. Won't take but a moment. 190 VCRANDAL Wh-?! Whoa! Give those papers back! 191 VCRANDAL Uh... actually, I don't have time to buy anything right now. Let me have the papers back, and I'll be on my way. 192 VCRANDAL All right. I'm sure everything's in order. 193 VCRANDAL Well... uh, all right. 194 VCRANDAL Mind if I ask you some questions? 195 VCRANDAL I'll see you later. 196 VCRANDAL Everything checks out. Here's your papers back. What can I do for you? 197 VCRANDAL Let me see what you have in stock. 198 VCRANDAL Actually, do you mind if I ask you some questions instead? 199 VCRANDAL Nothing today, actually. 200 VCRANDAL So... you're Citizen 201 VCRANDAL Yeah, he said you'd be stopping by... 202 VCRANDAL All right. 203 VCRANDAL Actually, never mind, I'll come back later for it. 204 VCRANDAL Okay, here you go. One Hy-Mag. Kinda looks like a lava lamp, doesn't it? Oh, don't drop it... it's pretty fragile. 205 VCRANDAL Say, what else do you have in stock? 206 VCRANDAL Mind if I ask you some questions? 207 VCRANDAL Thanks. I might stare at this for a few hours before taking it to the Gecko plant. 208 VCRANDAL Got it. Thanks for the part. 209 VCRANDAL Yeah, the First Citizen said you'd be stopping by... Captain. (Winks.) Let me tell you, Captain, you've got a BEAUTY waiting for you. 210 VCRANDAL Yeah, the First Citizen said you'd be stopping by. Well, let me tell you, friend, you got a BEAUTY waiting for you. 211 VCRANDAL What is it? 212 VCRANDAL Actually, keep it for me. I'll pick it up later. 213 VCRANDAL Nothing less than a Heckler and Koch G11, one of the best assault weapons ever made...(hefts weapon, passes it to you)...fires a 4.7 mm caseless cartridge, 50-round magazine. When it talks, people listen. 214 VCRANDAL I'll bet. Thanks. 215 VCRANDAL No problem. Plus, here... have a couple of frag grenades on me. Consider it my thanks for wiping out those raiders. 216 VCRANDAL Great. Can I see what else you have in stock? 217 VCRANDAL Can I ask you some other questions? 218 VCRANDAL Thanks. I'll put them to good use. 219 VCRANDAL That'll do it for you, then? 220 VCRANDAL Mind if I ask you some other questions? 221 VCRANDAL Yeah, that'll be it for today. 222 VCRANDAL Yeah, I know. I'm still waiting for the requisition lists to clear the server, but it's going to be a while. Don't know what to say. Things just take time. 223 VCRANDAL I see. Mind if I ask you some other questions? 224 VCRANDAL Maybe I can go find those tools somewhere else, then. 225 VCRANDAL ! 226 VCRANDAL , huh? Wait one minute, and I'll go get you the Hydroelectric Magneto...uh, the Hy-Mag. 227 VCRANDAL , right? Wait one minute, and I'll go get you the Hydroelectric Magneto...uh, the Hy-Mag. 228 VCRANDAL Thanks. 100 VCSKEEVE You see Wallace's Assistant, Skeev. 101 VCSKEEVE You see a scrawny young man. His eyes are darting back and forth. 102 VCSKEEVE You see Wallace's Assistant, Skeev. 103 VCSKEEVE You see a scrawny young man. His eyes are darting back and forth. 104 VCSKEEVE Hey, you got any pieces of Horrigan? I could sell 'em for fifty, hundred bucks a pop, give you 10% of the action. 105 VCSKEEVE Get lost. 106 VCSKEEVE Beat it. I got nothing to say to you. 107 VCSKEEVE Oh, uh, hey, Captain. Good day, huh? 108 VCSKEEVE Well, if it ain't the new Citizen. 109 VCSKEEVE Hey there, "Citizen." 110 VCSKEEVE You can't bring that mutant in here. 111 VCSKEEVE You can't bring that ghoul in here. 112 VCSKEEVE We're shut down for the night. Come back in the morning. 113 VCSKEEVE Look, Outsider, if you got customs business, Wallace is in the back there, okay? He'll set you up with all the forms you need. 114 VCSKEEVE Furms need? 115 VCSKEEVE Shamble off 116 VCSKEEVE Uh... what is this place? 117 VCSKEEVE All right. Thanks. 118 VCSKEEVE This is the CUSTOMS Office. Like the sign outside says. If you haven't got customs business, what are you doing here? 119 VCSKEEVE I was looking for the Vault. 120 VCSKEEVE I was looking to get inside the city. 121 VCSKEEVE Since you're a part of customs and all, I was wondering if you had any 'advice' on how to bring certain items within the city. 122 VCSKEEVE Nothing. Sorry to bother you. 123 VCSKEEVE The Vault? It's inside the city. Why? You looking to get past the gate? 124 VCSKEEVE Yes. 125 VCSKEEVE No, just looking around. Thanks. 126 VCSKEEVE Well, you could go see my boss, Wallace, and TRY to get permission to get inside, but you'd be wasting your time. He never lets anybody in. Of course, there's other ways... 127 VCSKEEVE What other ways? 128 VCSKEEVE Thanks. I'll go see Wallace then. 129 VCSKEEVE Advice? Well, advice's expensive, Outsider. You got any money? 130 VCSKEEVE Give him $50. 131 VCSKEEVE Give him $75. 132 VCSKEEVE Give him $100. 133 VCSKEEVE Probably not enough to interest you. I'll be back when I have some more. 134 VCSKEEVE Never mind. Maybe we'll talk later. 135 VCSKEEVE Well, there's a few things you can do. One is become a Citizen. They never search Citizens. Of course, your chances of becoming a Citizen are next to nothing. 136 VCSKEEVE Why? 137 VCSKEEVE What else could I do? 138 VCSKEEVE Nevermind. Maybe we'll talk some other time. 139 VCSKEEVE If you're not born a Citizen, then you have to take a test to become a Citizen. Number of Outsiders that have taken the test and become Citizens? Zero. Your chances? LESS than zero. 140 VCSKEEVE What is this test? 141 VCSKEEVE What else could I do to beat customs? 142 VCSKEEVE Never mind. Maybe we'll talk some other time. 143 VCSKEEVE Gregory, the Proconsul, gives a "test" to any Outsiders who want to become Citizens. It measures their intelligence and perception, and you have to be damn lucky to pass it, too. Most Citizens would have trouble with it. 144 VCSKEEVE So what makes it so hard? 145 VCSKEEVE What else could I do to beat customs other than becoming a Citizen? 146 VCSKEEVE Never mind. Maybe we'll talk some other time. 147 VCSKEEVE Since most Outsiders can't read, do trigonometry, or spell "Australopithecus," you figure it out. It's just an excuse to keep Outsiders from becoming Citizens. 148 VCSKEEVE What else could I do to beat customs other than becoming a Citizen? 149 VCSKEEVE Never mind. Maybe we'll talk some other time. 150 VCSKEEVE Hide the goods on your slaves...your "Servants." You see, Vault City mentality is this: They don't seem to catch on that anyone would let Servants carry anything important... or questionable. Go figure. 151 VCSKEEVE Any other options? 152 VCSKEEVE All right, then. Thanks. 153 VCSKEEVE Well, you CAN become a Citizen... unofficially. 154 VCSKEEVE What are you talking about? 155 VCSKEEVE Never mind. Maybe we'll talk some other time. 156 VCSKEEVE If you got the cash, then I'll go into detail. Otherwise... 157 VCSKEEVE I've got the money. What are you selling? 158 VCSKEEVE Nevermind. Maybe we'll talk some other time. 159 VCSKEEVE $200, and the papers are yours. 160 VCSKEEVE For two hundred bucks, I can make you a full-fledged Citizen. You'll have free passage through the gate, no hassles. I can print out the papers, register your serial number, and have you on your way in five minutes. 161 VCSKEEVE What if I told somebody that you were peddling Citizenship papers? 162 VCSKEEVE Sounds good. Here's $200. 163 VCSKEEVE Well, two hundred's pretty steep. I only got $150 on me. 164 VCSKEEVE I don't have that kind of cash on me. Maybe some other time. 165 VCSKEEVE No thanks. Maybe some other time. 166 VCSKEEVE Simple. They wouldn't BELIEVE you. You're an Outsider, I'm a Citizen. Guess whose word they're going to believe? 167 VCSKEEVE I'll take the Citizenship papers, then. 168 VCSKEEVE I'll take the Citizenship papers... but for $150, not $200. 169 VCSKEEVE Well, $200's too steep for me. I might be back if I get some more money. 170 VCSKEEVE Never mind. Maybe we'll talk some other time. 171 VCSKEEVE Hmmm. Well, all right... I'm feeling charitable today. But don't tell any of your other Outsider friends you got them so cheap. 172 VCSKEEVE All right. 173 VCSKEEVE Just give me the damn papers. 174 VCSKEEVE All right, they're all done printing. Here you are..."Citizen." And don't tell anyone about this, ESPECIALLY Wallace, all right? 175 VCSKEEVE No problem. I would never think of doing such a thing to an upstanding Citizen such as yourself, especially when I have proof of your illegal activities sitting right here in my pocket. 176 VCSKEEVE Got it. No problem. 177 VCSKEEVE What th-?! Nobody's gonna believe you, Outsider! It'll be your word over mine! 178 VCSKEEVE Normally, it would be. But these fake papers speak for themselves. And they will, unless you can pay for their silence. 179 VCSKEEVE Of course it will. See you. 180 VCSKEEVE I... wh... you dirty... 181 VCSKEEVE Careful... I'd watch your tongue if I were you. 182 VCSKEEVE Sweet talking me isn't going to help, Skeev. 183 VCSKEEVE All right, I got a LITTLE cash stashed away. Here. Take it... three hundred bucks. Now, you gonna keep quiet? 184 VCSKEEVE As far as you know. See you. 185 VCSKEEVE No problem. You have my silence. 186 VCSKEEVE Two hundred or nothing, Outsider. It's the only way you're going to get inside the gate. 187 VCSKEEVE I think I'll try official channels. 188 VCSKEEVE No thanks. 189 VCSKEEVE Ha! Good luck, Outsider. The only way you'll get a Day Pass outta ol' man Wallace is if you pry it from his stingy, dead fingers. 190 VCSKEEVE I'll try him anyway. 191 VCSKEEVE If that's what it takes... 192 VCSKEEVE You reconsider? 193 VCSKEEVE You again. What do you want? 194 VCSKEEVE Vant? Vant! 195 VCSKEEVE Shamble off 196 VCSKEEVE What is this place? 197 VCSKEEVE I'd like to get inside the city. 198 VCSKEEVE I'd like to buy those fake Citizenship papers you were offering before. 199 VCSKEEVE I've decided to turn you in for selling fake Citizenship papers. 200 VCSKEEVE Since you're a part of customs and all, I was wondering if you had any 'advice' on how to bring certain items within the city. 201 VCSKEEVE Never mind. 202 VCSKEEVE Look, dim, get out of here, or I'll call the guards. 203 VCSKEEVE Look, dim, get out of h -- Mmmm. Wait a minute. Maybe... 204 VCSKEEVE Hurnh? 205 VCSKEEVE Shamble off 206 VCSKEEVE Come with me a second, dim. I got somebody you gotta meet. 207 VCSKEEVE Okee-dokeee 208 VCSKEEVE Nuh-uh ME STAY 209 VCSKEEVE Found this Outsider wandering in the wastes, Barkus. Looks like good Servant material. 210 VCSKEEVE Found this bunch wandering in the wastes, Barkus. This one Outsider here looks like good Servant material. 211 VCSKEEVE 2 Seconds 212 VCSKEEVE You HAVE to be kidding. It's obviously retarded. 213 VCSKEEVE 1 Second, don't remove Barkus' float yet. 214 VCSKEEVE Re-tar-dead! Pooooo! 215 VCSKEEVE 2 Seconds 216 VCSKEEVE C'mon. You need someone to work the Vault, don't you? 217 VCSKEEVE 1 Second, don't remove Barkus' float yet. 218 VCSKEEVE Valt! Gechkk! 219 VCSKEEVE 2 Seconds 220 VCSKEEVE Well...hmmm. I suppose you'll be expecting a finder's fee? 221 VCSKEEVE 2 Seconds 222 VCSKEEVE Do Outsiders eat their own feces? Of COURSE I want a finder's fee. 223 VCSKEEVE 1 Second, Don't remove Skeev's float 224 VCSKEEVE Feeee? Peeeeeeee! 225 VCSKEEVE 1 Second 226 VCSKEEVE Very well. I'll send it off to the Vault then. MAYBE it can clear up the storerooms. 227 VCSKEEVE Whoa. How did you escape? 228 VCSKEEVE Whoa. How did you escape? You better get back inside before Barkus gets mad. C'mon... 229 VCSKEEVE Oh-keeee 230 VCSKEEVE Shamble off 231 VCSKEEVE Like I said before, I can make you a full-fledged Citizen for $200. You'll have free passage through the gate, no hassles. I can print out the papers, register your serial number, and have you on your way in five minutes. 232 VCSKEEVE What does it take to become a real Citizen? 233 VCSKEEVE And what if I do? I could go tell him right now that you're selling fake Citizenship papers. 234 VCSKEEVE I sure hope so. I can be pretty persuasive. 235 VCSKEEVE We'll see about that. 236 VCSKEEVE Ha! I'd like to see you try. Wallace'll never believe you. 237 VCSKEEVE Oh, I think he will once he sees the fake citizenship papers you gave me. Of course, if you happen to have some cash on you, it can be our little secret. 238 VCSKEEVE We'll see about that. 239 VCSKEEVE I'll take the Citizenship papers, then. 240 VCSKEEVE Well, $200's too steep for me. I might be back if I get some more money. 241 VCSKEEVE No, thanks. Maybe some other time. 242 VCSKEEVE What does it take to become a real Citizen? 243 VCSKEEVE Hmmmm. How much for the Citizenship papers again? 244 VCSKEEVE If I have to pry it from his dead fingers, I will. 245 VCSKEEVE How do you become a real Citizen? 246 VCSKEEVE Nothing, never mind. 247 VCSKEEVE No, thanks. Maybe some other time. 248 VCSKEEVE If you're not born a Citizen, then you have to take a test to become a Citizen. Number of Outsiders that have taken the test and become Citizens? Zero. Your chances? LESS than zero. 249 VCSKEEVE What is this test? 250 VCSKEEVE I see. How much for those papers again? 251 VCSKEEVE Never mind. Maybe we'll talk some other time. 252 VCSKEEVE Gregory, the Proconsul, gives a "test" to any Outsiders who want to become Citizens. It measures their intelligence and perception, and you have to be damned lucky to pass it, too. Most Citizens would have trouble with it. 253 VCSKEEVE So what makes it so hard? 254 VCSKEEVE I see. How much for those pspers again? 255 VCSKEEVE Hmmmm. Maybe we'll talk some other time. 256 VCSKEEVE Since most Outsiders can't read, do trigonometry, or spell "Australopithecus," you figure it out. It's just an excuse to keep Outsiders from becoming Citizens. 257 VCSKEEVE I see. How much for those papers again? 100 VCSLAV2 You see a strong man in working clothes. He is keeping his eyes firmly fixed on the ground. 101 VCSLAV2 You see a Vault City slave. 102 VCSLAV2 You see a strong man in working clothes. He is keeping his eyes firmly fixed on the ground. 103 VCSLAV2 You see a healthy-looking woman in working clothes. She is keeping her eyes firmly fixed on the ground. 104 VCSLAV2 You see a Vault City slave. 105 VCSLAV2 You see a healthy-looking woman in working clothes. She is keeping her eyes firmly fixed on the ground. 106 VCSLAV2 I have heard of your brave deeds. You have done a great service for Vault City... and the world. 107 VCSLAV2 Your battle against the Enclave impressed even the First Citizen. 108 VCSLAV2 I wish I could somehow give you something for all you've done for us, but I have nothing to give...except my thanks. 109 VCSLAV2 The other servants will be envious that I was talking to the hero of the Wastes. 110 VCSLAV2 Yes, Captain? 111 VCSLAV2 Captain? 112 VCSLAV2 Is there something you wanted me to do, Captain? 113 VCSLAV2 Did you have a task for me, Captain? 114 VCSLAV2 I'm sorry, Captain. I will try and work harder. 115 VCSLAV2 I'm sorry, Captain. I will try to be more attentive. 116 VCSLAV2 Yes, Citizen? 117 VCSLAV2 Citizen? 118 VCSLAV2 Is there something you wanted me to do, Citizen? 119 VCSLAV2 Did you have a task for me, Citizen? 120 VCSLAV2 I'm sorry, Citizen. I will try and work harder. 121 VCSLAV2 I'm sorry, Citizen. I will try to be more attentive. 122 VCSLAV2 Mutants are not allowed inside the city! 123 VCSLAV2 If the guards see your mutant, you will be forced to leave. 124 VCSLAV2 Mutants are not permitted inside the city! You must leave! 125 VCSLAV2 Ghouls are not allowed inside the city! 126 VCSLAV2 If the guards see your ghoul, you will be forced to leave. 127 VCSLAV2 Ghouls are not permitted inside the city! You must leave! 128 VCSLAV2 Yes, I am already owned. The Servant Allocation Center has my papers. 129 VCSLAV2 Please leave me be. I am a servant of Vault City. 130 VCSLAV2 I beg you: have you seen two children, dark-hair�? They were taken by other slavers two years ago and sold North. 131 VCSLAV2 Please� I am not permitted to speak to anyone. 132 VCSLAV2 If a Citizen catches me talking to a slaver, I will be punished. 133 VCSLAV2 The guards will report me if you continue to talk to me. 134 VCSLAV2 I cannot speak to you. I have duties. 135 VCSLAV2 Please go away, slaver. I don't want any trouble. 136 VCSLAV2 Escape? I... have never tried to escape from here. Life is good here. 137 VCSLAV2 The Citizens told me that if I work hard enough, one day *I* could become a Citizen. 138 VCSLAV2 The Citizens teach us that work is its own reward. 139 VCSLAV2 The Citizens tell us that our service allows them time for more important matters. 140 VCSLAV2 I was lucky that Vault City had need of servants. I could have ended up in New Reno. 141 VCSLAV2 Vault City rewards servants who work diligently with extra rations. 142 VCSLAV2 I hear they do horrible things to the slaves in New Reno. 143 VCSLAV2 The Citizens brought my entire tribe inside the City to serve as servants. 144 VCSLAV2 The Citizens brought me in out of the wastes and taught me to read. 145 VCSLAV2 The Citizens treat me very well. The food here is excellent. 146 VCSLAV2 I am not permitted to speak with Outsiders. 147 VCSLAV2 I missed my family at first, but it has been many years since I saw them. 148 VCSLAV2 I was taken from a tribal village north of here. Life is much better here. 149 VCSLAV2 I was first captured in the Den. Fortunately, I ended up here. 150 VCSLAV2 I hear the First Citizen occasionally loses her temper with her servants. 151 VCSLAV2 I cannot speak to you. I have work to do. 152 VCSLAV2 I must finish my duties within the hour. 153 VCSLAV2 Speaking to Outsiders is against the rules. 154 VCSLAV2 Escape? Why? 155 VCSLAV2 Yes? Can I help you? 156 VCSLAV2 I was captured by slavers long ago. I barely remember it. 157 VCSLAV2 I used to have two children, but they were shipped northwards. I hope they make their way here someday. 100 VCSLAVE You see a strong man in working clothes. He is keeping his eyes firmly fixed on the ground. 101 VCSLAVE You see a Vault City slave. 102 VCSLAVE You see a strong man in working clothes. He is keeping his eyes firmly fixed on the ground. 103 VCSLAVE You see a healthy-looking woman in working clothes. She is keeping her eyes firmly fixed on the ground. 104 VCSLAVE You see a Vault City slave. 105 VCSLAVE You see a healthy-looking woman in working clothes. She is keeping her eyes firmly fixed on the ground. 106 VCSLAVE I have heard of your brave deeds. You have done a great service for Vault City... and the world. 107 VCSLAVE Your battle against the Enclave impressed even the First Citizen. 108 VCSLAVE I wish I could somehow give you something for all you've done for us, but I have nothing to give... except my thanks. 109 VCSLAVE The other servants will be envious that I was talking to the hero of the Wastes. 110 VCSLAVE Yes, Captain? 111 VCSLAVE Captain? 112 VCSLAVE Is there something you wanted me to do, Captain? 113 VCSLAVE Did you have a task for me, Captain? 114 VCSLAVE I'm sorry, Captain. I will try and work harder. 115 VCSLAVE I'm sorry, Captain. I will try to be more attentive. 116 VCSLAVE Yes, Citizen? 117 VCSLAVE Citizen? 118 VCSLAVE Is there something you wanted me to do, Citizen? 119 VCSLAVE Did you have a task for me, Citizen? 120 VCSLAVE I'm sorry, Citizen. I will try and work harder. 121 VCSLAVE I'm sorry, Citizen. I will try to be more attentive. 122 VCSLAVE Mutants are not allowed inside the city! 123 VCSLAVE If the guards see your mutant, you will be forced to leave. 124 VCSLAVE Mutants are not permitted inside the city! You must leave! 125 VCSLAVE Ghouls are not allowed inside the city! 126 VCSLAVE If the guards see your ghoul, you will be forced to leave. 127 VCSLAVE Ghouls are not permitted inside the city! You must leave! 128 VCSLAVE Yes, I am already owned. The Servant Allocation Center has my papers. 129 VCSLAVE Please leave me be. I am a Servant of Vault City. 130 VCSLAVE I beg you: have you seen two children, dark-hair�? They were taken by other slavers two years ago and sold North. 131 VCSLAVE Please� I am not permitted to speak to anyone. 132 VCSLAVE If a Citizen catches me talking to a slaver, I will be punished. 133 VCSLAVE The guards will report me if you continue to talk to me. 134 VCSLAVE I cannot speak to you. I have duties. 135 VCSLAVE Please go away, slaver. I don't want any trouble. 136 VCSLAVE Escape? I... have never tried to escape from here. Life is good here. 137 VCSLAVE The Citizens told me that if I work hard enough, one day *I* could become a Citizen. 138 VCSLAVE The Citizens teach us that work is its own reward. 139 VCSLAVE The Citizens tell us that our service allows them time for more important matters. 140 VCSLAVE I was lucky that Vault City had need of servants. I could have ended up in New Reno. 141 VCSLAVE Vault City rewards servants who work diligently with extra rations. 142 VCSLAVE I hear they do horrible things to the slaves in New Reno. 143 VCSLAVE The Citizens brought my entire tribe inside the City to serve as servants. 144 VCSLAVE The Citizens brought me in out of the wastes and taught me to read. 145 VCSLAVE The Citizens treat me very well. The food here is excellent. 146 VCSLAVE I am not permitted to speak with Outsiders. 147 VCSLAVE I missed my family at first, but it has been many years since I saw them. 148 VCSLAVE I was taken from a tribal village north of here. Life is much better here. 149 VCSLAVE I was first captured in the Den. Fortunately, I ended up here. 150 VCSLAVE I hear the First Citizen occasionally loses her temper with her servants. 151 VCSLAVE I cannot speak to you. I have work to do. 152 VCSLAVE I must finish my duties within the hour. 153 VCSLAVE Speaking to Outsiders is against the rules. 154 VCSLAVE Escape? Why? 155 VCSLAVE Yes? Can I help you? 156 VCSLAVE I was captured by slavers long ago. I barely remember it. 157 VCSLAVE I used to have two children, but they were shipped northwards. I hope they make their way here someday. 100 VCSTARK You see Citizen Sergeant Stark. 101 VCSTARK You see a huge black man in heavy armor. He's watching you carefully. 102 VCSTARK You see Citizen Sergeant Stark. 103 VCSTARK You see a huge black man in heavy armor. He's watching you carefully. 104 VCSTARK Good job down south. Saw the fireworks all the way up here. 105 VCSTARK Good day... sir. 106 VCSTARK Vault City prevails... sir. 107 VCSTARK Good day, Citizen. 108 VCSTARK Vault City prevails, Citizen. 109 VCSTARK You'll wish you stayed out of the city... Guards! 110 VCSTARK A mutant! Guards! 111 VCSTARK A ghoul! Guards! 112 VCSTARK Need to compile those ammunition lists... 113 VCSTARK Need to check the weapon lockers down in the Vault tomorrow... 114 VCSTARK Maybe being in these cells will teach you to behave yourselves. 115 VCSTARK And you'll STAY in these cells until the First Citizen pardons you. 116 VCSTARK I'm sorry, Citizen, but no one's permitted in the Corrections Center after dark. Come back in the morning. 117 VCSTARK It's past curfew. What are you still doing in the city? 118 VCSTARK Yah! 119 VCSTARK Uh, as a Citizen, I am allowed to be in the city after dark. 120 VCSTARK I just had some business to take care of before I left. 121 VCSTARK I'm leaving right now. 122 VCSTARK Is that so? Well, I know EVERY Citizen in Vault City, and I don't recognize you. Where's your papers? 123 VCSTARK You want them? Come get them. 124 VCSTARK I don't have them on me. 125 VCSTARK Here you go. 126 VCSTARK Then stop wasting my time, "Citizen." Come on, let's move it. 127 VCSTARK Your business is over for the day. Come on, let's move it. 128 VCSTARK I'm not going anywhere. You try and move me, you'll regret it. 129 VCSTARK All right, I'm going. 130 VCSTARK Captain. Can I help you... sir? 131 VCSTARK Can I help you, Citizen? 132 VCSTARK What do you want? 133 VCSTARK Yah! 134 VCSTARK Shamble off 135 VCSTARK Who are you? 136 VCSTARK Nothing, sorry to disturb you. 137 VCSTARK Come with me, boy. NOW. 138 VCSTARK Come with me, lady. NOW. 139 VCSTARK Me leave? Me leave! 140 VCSTARK ME NO GO. NOW. 141 VCSTARK You'll wish you left. 142 VCSTARK ME NO GO LEFT. 143 VCSTARK Sergeant Stark... sir. Did you need something? 144 VCSTARK I am Citizen SERGEANT Stark, Citizen. Was there something I could help you with? 145 VCSTARK I am Citizen SERGEANT Stark, Outsider. What do you want? 146 VCSTARK What do you do here? 147 VCSTARK Can you tell me where the Vault is? 148 VCSTARK Nothing, sorry to disturb you. 149 VCSTARK I do YOUR job, sir. 150 VCSTARK I run the Corrections Center. And obey your orders, sir. 151 VCSTARK I run the Corrections Center. Keep the Outworlders in line. Make sure the Servants behave. Organize patrols. Try and protect the city from raiders. 152 VCSTARK You got a problem, Sergeant? 153 VCSTARK You the one who busted up Cassidy's bar? 154 VCSTARK Have you heard of a servant named Joshua? 155 VCSTARK Patrols? 156 VCSTARK Raiders? 157 VCSTARK About those Raiders... 158 VCSTARK Can I ask you some questions? 159 VCSTARK Thanks. Goodbye. 160 VCSTARK Permission to speak freely, sir. 161 VCSTARK Granted. 162 VCSTARK No. I had some other questions for you, first. 163 VCSTARK Not today, Sergeant. 164 VCSTARK You don't DESERVE your post. I have lived in Vault City all my life. The men and women under MY command trust me and respect me, not you... sir. 165 VCSTARK That's why I need you at your post, Sergeant. There is no doubt that you are capable and know Vault City better than I do. Nevertheless, I have shown RESULTS where you have NOT. Never forget that. 166 VCSTARK Noted, Sergeant. Now I have some questions for you. 167 VCSTARK Noted, Sergeant. I suggest you swallow your attitude and get on with doing your job. Good day. 168 VCSTARK Understood, sir. 169 VCSTARK Now I have some questions for you. 170 VCSTARK Carry on then, Sergeant. 171 VCSTARK Yes, sir. I conducted an authorized raid on Mr. Cassidy's establishment. 172 VCSTARK Maybe your friend Cassidy there didn't tell you that he had illegal substances on the premises, and his license for alcohol distribution had expired. You forget to tell your friend here that, Cassidy? 173 VCSTARK Cassidy says he was all paid up and you raided his place anyway. 174 VCSTARK Forget it. I had some other questions... 175 VCSTARK Never mind then. Goodbye. 176 VCSTARK No, sir. Mr. Cassidy had not paid his licensing fee for alcohol for the month, yet was still selling it on the premises. His list of payments are logged in the computer. 177 VCSTARK Cassidy was guilty of possession without a license. He doesn't like it, he can leave Vault City. That simple. 178 VCSTARK I believe you, Sergeant. Well done. Now listen to me: I want you to pardon Mr. Cassidy, wipe his record clean, and pay him restitution for the damages you caused his establishment. 179 VCSTARK You know, I think my fist and your face are about to have a conversation. 180 VCSTARK Forget it. I had some other questions... 181 VCSTARK Nevermind then. Goodbye. 182 VCSTARK Thanks for looking out for me, friend. Stark's one stubborn sonuvabitch. 183 VCSTARK Just try it. I'll look forward to putting trash like you and Cassidy in their place. 184 VCSTARK Fine. I was looking forward to kicking your ass anyway. 185 VCSTARK Forget it. I had some other questions... 186 VCSTARK Nevermind then. Goodbye. 187 VCSTARK Yes... SIR. 188 VCSTARK NOW, Sergeant. 189 VCSTARK Come on, Sergeant. Chop-chop. 190 VCSTARK Here you are, SIR. 191 VCSTARK Now I have some questions for you, Sergeant. 192 VCSTARK Very good, Sergeant. Carry on. 193 VCSTARK Yeah, he was that drunk Outworlder who struck one of my guards in that brawl in the Spittoon. He's over at the Servant Allocation Center getting... broken in. It's just down the street. 194 VCSTARK I had another question... 195 VCSTARK Hmmm. I'll head over there now. 196 VCSTARK The Vault's right outside the door...sir. 197 VCSTARK The Vault's right outside the door. Just tell the guards you're a Citizen, and they'll let you through. 198 VCSTARK The Vault's right outside the door. Only Citizens are allowed in there, so I don't want to catch you bothering the guards. 199 VCSTARK Can I ask you something else? 200 VCSTARK But I am a Citizen. 201 VCSTARK How do you become a citizen? 202 VCSTARK Thanks. Goodbye. 203 VCSTARK That so? I don't recognize you, and I know every Citizen in Vault City. 204 VCSTARK Here's my papers. I think you'll find everything in order. 205 VCSTARK Uh, never mind. I had some other questions... 206 VCSTARK I better be going. 207 VCSTARK Well, well, if it isn't those papers that were stolen last month. Looks like I finally found the culprit. Come with me, Outsider. 208 VCSTARK Touch me, and you'll regret it. 209 VCSTARK I'm going, I'm going. Stop pushing. 210 VCSTARK I was BORN a Citizen. Interested in becoming a Citizen? Find a council member. 211 VCSTARK Can I ask you something else? 212 VCSTARK I will, thanks. Goodbye. 213 VCSTARK Yeah, what about them? 214 VCSTARK I found their base. 215 VCSTARK I wiped them out. 216 VCSTARK Any idea where these raiders are striking from? 217 VCSTARK Never mind. I had some questions... 218 VCSTARK Forget it. Maybe we'll talk some other time. 219 VCSTARK You did? Where is it? 220 VCSTARK Yes, you said that before. You should tell the First Citizen if you haven't already. 221 VCSTARK Down south, in a series of caves in the mountains. Here, let me point it out... 222 VCSTARK I had some questions for you. 223 VCSTARK All right. I'll go tell her. 224 VCSTARK You wiped them out? 225 VCSTARK Yes, you said that before. You should tell the First Citizen if you haven't already. 226 VCSTARK Yeah, Vault City shouldn't have to worry about them anymore. 227 VCSTARK I had some questions for you. 228 VCSTARK All right. I'll go tell her. 229 VCSTARK Go tell the First Citizen at once. She'll want to know about this immediately. 230 VCSTARK I had some questions first. 231 VCSTARK All right. I'll go tell her. 232 VCSTARK Yeah, raiders. They've been hitting us pretty hard lately. (Frowns.) Why do you want to know about them? 233 VCSTARK I'd like to try and find their base, maybe stop the attacks if I can. 234 VCSTARK I was just curious. 235 VCSTARK Never mind. I had some questions... 236 VCSTARK Forget it. Maybe we'll talk some other time. 237 VCSTARK What, you some kind of good Samaritan? I don't buy it. 238 VCSTARK I am not a Samaritan. I'm actually a native of Arroyo - it's a village to the west. 239 VCSTARK I'd like to help if I could. 240 VCSTARK Look, I've seen enough of the world to know that helping out people seems to come back and help me in the end. 241 VCSTARK Never mind. I had some questions... 242 VCSTARK Forget it. Maybe we'll talk some other time. 243 VCSTARK What, you come in here to be a smartass? That it? 244 VCSTARK Oh, yeah? Well, tackling this band of raiders may be more than you can handle. 245 VCSTARK No, but if you need help, I'm willing to help you out. 246 VCSTARK I'd still like to try and help. 247 VCSTARK Never mind then. I had some questions... 248 VCSTARK Forget it. Maybe we'll talk some other time. 249 VCSTARK Hmmm. Well, I ain't going to turn down any help at this point. You find their base, or even better, wipe them out, go tell the First Citizen. 250 VCSTARK Actually, I already found their base. 251 VCSTARK Actually, I wiped them out already. 252 VCSTARK Any idea where these raiders are striking from? 253 VCSTARK All right. I had some other questions... 254 VCSTARK I'll do that. 255 VCSTARK Curious, huh? So am I. Now, what do you know about the raiders? 256 VCSTARK I'd like to try and find their base, maybe stop the attacks if I can. 257 VCSTARK I don't know anything. That's why I'm asking you. 258 VCSTARK Never mind. I had some questions... 259 VCSTARK Forget it. Maybe we'll talk some other time. 260 VCSTARK Don't know anything? Maybe I'll keep you here in the Corrections Center until you REMEMBER something. 261 VCSTARK I'd like to try and find their base, maybe stop the attacks if I can. 262 VCSTARK You got me. I'm obviously in league with the raiders. Arrest me. 263 VCSTARK Look, I'm walking out of here right now. If you try and stop me, there's going to be trouble. 264 VCSTARK You're already in trouble. You looking to make it worse? 265 VCSTARK No, I'd like to try and find their base, maybe stop the attacks if I can. 266 VCSTARK You got me. I'm obviously in league with the raiders. Arrest me. 267 VCSTARK I'm leaving. You want to stop me? Go ahead. 268 VCSTARK All right then... 269 VCSTARK Whoa! Whoa! I didn't -- 270 VCSTARK Bring it on, dead man. 271 VCSTARK I don't think we'll be dropping the subject quite that easily. Now... what do you know about the raiders? 272 VCSTARK I'd like to try and find their base, maybe stop the attacks if I can. 273 VCSTARK I was just curious. 274 VCSTARK Look, I'm walking out of here right now. If you try and stop me, there's going to be trouble. 275 VCSTARK I don't know. These raiders don't make much sense. IF they are raiders. 276 VCSTARK What do you mean? 277 VCSTARK I had some other questions... 278 VCSTARK I have to be going. 279 VCSTARK They've got heavy firepower. Expensive firepower. They know military tactics. They stay in formation. They never cross their lines of fire. And they always stop short of breaking through our defenses. 280 VCSTARK Uh... they stop short of breaking through the defenses? 281 VCSTARK I had some other questions... 282 VCSTARK I have to be going. 283 VCSTARK I've seen them do it. The last attack, they disabled a laser turret on the western perimeter. They had a clear shot into the city. Then I saw one of their "captains" ORDER them to fall back. Makes no sense. 284 VCSTARK Any idea where they're coming from? 285 VCSTARK Hmmm. I had some other questions... 286 VCSTARK Interesting. I have to be going. 287 VCSTARK No. That's the most frustrating part. They keep retreating south. I can't spare any men to go and scout the area. I think the raiders have some native guide that leads them through the southern canyons. 288 VCSTARK What's the deal with the south? 289 VCSTARK Hmmm. I had some other questions... 290 VCSTARK Interesting. I have to be going. 291 VCSTARK Plenty of places to hide if you don't know where to look. The place is riddled with caves. 292 VCSTARK I could probably find them. 293 VCSTARK I had some other questions... 294 VCSTARK Hmmm. I'll keep that in mind. Goodbye. 295 VCSTARK Go ahead and try. I'm betting the only way they'd let us find them is by giving us a map. 296 VCSTARK I had some other questions... 297 VCSTARK If that's what it takes...thanks for the information. 298 VCSTARK Yeah, we have a small group of patrols. Can barely spare the men to protect Vault City, much less do all the reconnaissance that needs to be done. 299 VCSTARK Recon-o-what? 300 VCSTARK I do a lot of travelling. Anything I can help with? 301 VCSTARK Sorry to hear that. I had some other questions... 302 VCSTARK Never mind then. Goodbye. 303 VCSTARK Scouting. 304 VCSTARK What do you mean? 305 VCSTARK I could do some recon for you if you're short-handed. 306 VCSTARK Forget it. I had some other questions... 307 VCSTARK Never mind then. Goodbye. 308 VCSTARK No, you'd need a Pip Boy to get the job done right, and I can't spare one right now. 309 VCSTARK I already got a Pip Boy. It's old... and cranky... and seems to have wires and buttons yanked out everywhere... but it works. 310 VCSTARK Well, all right. I had some other questions... 311 VCSTARK Never mind then. Goodbye. 312 VCSTARK Yeah? Has it got a Northern California world map installed? 313 VCSTARK Yes. Well, at least from what I can see through the fog of war on the damn thing. 314 VCSTARK I got a job for you, then. I need someone to scout the terrain around Gecko... that ghoul encampment to the northeast. Hit the eight sectors on the world map around the town, then report back. 315 VCSTARK Why? 316 VCSTARK No problem. I've already scouted out the area. 317 VCSTARK All right. I'll come back when I've scouted the area. 318 VCSTARK On second thought, count me out. Goodbye. 319 VCSTARK If they keep poisoning our groundwater, we may be forced to take military action. 320 VCSTARK I want to see how much damage the plant meltdown caused to the area. 321 VCSTARK We may be forced to take military action against them in the future, especially if they start poisoning the groundwater again. 322 VCSTARK Now do you want the job or not? 323 VCSTARK Yes. I've already scouted out the area, though. 324 VCSTARK I'll take the job. I'll report back when I'm done. 325 VCSTARK I'll take the job. I had some questions first, though... 326 VCSTARK No thanks. Maybe some other time. 327 VCSTARK That so? Heh. Well... all right then. 328 VCSTARK Good job. Download the information into my Pip Boy, and I'll log it into the patrol computers. 329 VCSTARK All right... 330 VCSTARK This intelligence looks good. Well done. Here's your payment... three hundred dollars. 331 VCSTARK All right then...you got any more work for me? 332 VCSTARK Great. I had some other questions... 333 VCSTARK Thanks. Pleasure doing business with you. 334 VCSTARK Yeah, actually... I need someone to travel to NCR. Lately, I've been hearing reports that the Republic might be building up military strength. True or not, I need someone to plot a route to NCR and report back. 335 VCSTARK No problem. Already done. 336 VCSTARK Just travel to NCR, then come back? 337 VCSTARK Forget it. I had some other questions... 338 VCSTARK No thanks. Goodbye. 339 VCSTARK That's all I need. I'm more interested in the route than the Republic itself, but I'll still need you to enter the city once you get there. 340 VCSTARK No problem. Already done. 341 VCSTARK I'll take the job. I'll report back when I'm done. 342 VCSTARK I'll take the job. I had some questions before I left, however... 343 VCSTARK No thanks. I had some other questions, though... 344 VCSTARK I don't think I want this job. Maybe some other time. 345 VCSTARK That so? Heh. 346 VCSTARK All right then. Download the information into my Pip Boy, and I'll log it into the patrol computers. 347 VCSTARK All right. 348 VCSTARK This intelligence looks good. Well done. Here's payment for your services, five hundred dollars... plus, you might find this useful. 349 VCSTARK What is it? 350 VCSTARK It's a Vault-Tec Motion sensor. We were going to strip it for parts, since it's too old for our Pip Boys, but it looks like it's compatible with your model. 351 VCSTARK How does it work? 352 VCSTARK Keep it in your hand and it IDs hostiles in your immediate area when you use it. Or you can call up the Pip Boy automap as normal, then just click the "scanner" button and they're lit up like a neon sign. 353 VCSTARK Thanks, this could be useful. Say, can I ask you some other questions? 354 VCSTARK Much appreciated. I'll go try it out. 355 VCSTARK Hello... Captain. Did you want something? 356 VCSTARK Hello again, Citizen. Something I can help you with? 357 VCSTARK You're back again? You lost, or do you need something? 358 VCSTARK Like what... sir? 359 VCSTARK Yes, Citizen. What did you want to know? 360 VCSTARK Like what? 361 VCSTARK Hep-Hep Schlep-Bep 362 VCSTARK Shamble off 363 VCSTARK You got some kind of problem, Sergeant? 364 VCSTARK You the one who busted up Cassidy's bar? 365 VCSTARK Have you heard of a Servant named Joshua? 366 VCSTARK What do you do here? 367 VCSTARK Can you tell me where the Vault is? 368 VCSTARK I surveyed the area around Gecko for you. 369 VCSTARK Got any more recon work for me? 370 VCSTARK I plotted that route to NCR for you. 371 VCSTARK About those Raiders... 372 VCSTARK Never mind. Goodbye. 373 VCSTARK Good day...ma'am. 374 VCSTARK Vault City prevails... ma'am. 375 VCSTARK Captain. Can I help you... ma'am? 376 VCSTARK Sergeant Stark... ma'am. Did you need something? 377 VCSTARK I do YOUR job, ma'am. 378 VCSTARK I run the Corrections Center. And obey your orders, ma'am. 379 VCSTARK Permission to speak freely, ma'am. 380 VCSTARK You don't DESERVE your post. I have lived in Vault City all my life. The men and women under MY command trust me and respect me, not you... ma'am. 381 VCSTARK Understood, ma'am. 382 VCSTARK Yes, ma'am. I conducted an authorized raid on Mr. Cassidy's establishment. 383 VCSTARK No, ma'am. Mr. Cassidy had not paid his licensing fee for alcohol for the month, yet was still selling it on the premises. His list of payments are logged in the computer. 384 VCSTARK Yes... MA'AM. 385 VCSTARK Here you are, MA'AM. 386 VCSTARK You pulled rank on Stark to help out your friend Cassidy. 387 VCSTARK The Vault's right outside the door... ma'am. 388 VCSTARK You have scouted Gecko for Vault City. 389 VCSTARK You have scouted NCR for Vault City. 100 VCSTEVE You see a cheerful young man. 101 VCSTEVE You see Steve, Sub-Greeting Chief of Vault City. 102 VCSTEVE He has a vacant look in his eyes. 103 VCSTEVE Hello and welcome to Vault City, the best city in New California! I'm Steve...how can I help you? 104 VCSTEVE Is this fenced-in area all there is to the city? 105 VCSTEVE What do you mean by "the best?" 106 VCSTEVE I'm looking for the Vault. Can you tell me where it is? 107 VCSTEVE Goodbye. 108 VCSTEVE Umm� (Looks at a pamphlet in his hand.) Uh... you weren�t supposed to ask that. There�s no answer for that in here. 109 VCSTEVE Do you know anything? 110 VCSTEVE Thanks anyway. 111 VCSTEVE (Reading from the Pamphlet.) If the Outworlder� that must be you� insults you� that must be me� then refer them to the Chief Greeting Officer. Oh� I'm to refer you to Melinda, the Chief Greeting Officer. 112 VCSTEVE I�ll go talk to her, then. 113 VCSTEVE Welcome to the Greeting Office. I�m Steve. 100 VCSUPGRD You see Martin. 101 VCSUPGRD You see a slack-jawed man who keeps blinking rapidly. 102 VCSUPGRD You see Martin. 103 VCSUPGRD You see a slack-jawed man who keeps blinking rapidly. 104 VCSUPGRD Thanks for suh-suh-saving us. I heard about it even duh-duh-down here. 105 VCSUPGRD Huh-help! Intruder! 106 VCSUPGRD A muh-muh-muhtant! Help! 107 VCSUPGRD A guh-guh-ghoul! Help! 108 VCSUPGRD ::Bum-ba-bum-ba:: 109 VCSUPGRD 2 Seconds 110 VCSUPGRD "Maaaay-beeee..." 111 VCSUPGRD 2 Seconds 112 VCSUPGRD "Yoooou'll think of meee...when you are alllll alone..." 113 VCSUPGRD 2 Seconds 114 VCSUPGRD "Maaaay-beeee...the one whooo...is waaaaah-ting for yooou..." 115 VCSUPGRD 2 Seconds 116 VCSUPGRD "...will prove un-truuuuuue..." 117 VCSUPGRD 2 Seconds 118 VCSUPGRD "...then what will yooou dooooo?" 119 VCSUPGRD 2 Seconds 120 VCSUPGRD ::Pantomimes clapping, roaring of crowd:: 121 VCSUPGRD 2 Seconds 122 VCSUPGRD Th-th-thank you, th-th-thank you...yuh-yuh-you're a wonderful audience. 123 VCSUPGRD 2 Seconds 124 VCSUPGRD An enh-encore? Ouh-okay! 125 VCSUPGRD *Snfff* 126 VCSUPGRD Wh-?! Aighhh! 127 VCSUPGRD Aieeeee! 128 VCSUPGRD Whoa, easy there! 129 VCSUPGRD What the hell's your problem?! Calm down! 130 VCSUPGRD Yuh-yuh-you nearly sc-scairt the life uh-outta me. 131 VCSUPGRD Aieeeeee! Aieeeeee! 132 VCSUPGRD Sorry, didn't mean to startle you. 133 VCSUPGRD Muh-Muh-MAYBE if you paid attention to what was going on around you, maybe you wouldn't be giving us BOTH heart attacks, pal. 134 VCSUPGRD Th-that's okay. 135 VCSUPGRD Suh-suh-sorre. 136 VCSUPGRD It's juhst nuh-not muh-many people come inta the Vault. 137 VCSUPGRD (That's okay. It's just not many people come into the Vault.) 138 VCSUPGRD (Sorry. It's just not many people come into the Vault.) 139 VCSUPGRD What is it you do here? 140 VCSUPGRD Can you tell me where the Vault Central Computer is? 141 VCSUPGRD Oh. Great talking to you. Goodbye. 142 VCSUPGRD Itz juhst over th-there...itz th' tuh-tuh-talking cuh-cuh-compuhter. 143 VCSUPGRD (It's just over there. It's the talking computer.) 144 VCSUPGRD What is it you do here? 145 VCSUPGRD Thanks. Goodbye. 146 VCSUPGRD Juhst keep an uh-uh-eye on things in stuh-storage down here. Muh-Muh-Make shure all the doors stay luh-luh-locked. 147 VCSUPGRD (Just keep an eye on things in storage down here. Make sure all the doors stay locked.) 148 VCSUPGRD Do you have a key? 149 VCSUPGRD What do you store down here? 150 VCSUPGRD See you around. Bye. 151 VCSUPGRD Uh-uh. Dozn't mattuh, cuz muh-muh-most doors are juh-juh-jammed shu-shut anyway. 152 VCSUPGRD (Uh-uh. Doesn't matter, because most of the doors are jammed shut anyway.) 153 VCSUPGRD What do you store down here? 154 VCSUPGRD See you around. Bye. 155 VCSUPGRD Spuh-spuh-spare parts...suh-suh-supplies...and uh-uh-ore... 156 VCSUPGRD (Spare parts, supplies, and ore.) 157 VCSUPGRD Ore? 158 VCSUPGRD Oh. Thanks for the information. 159 VCSUPGRD Uh-uh-ore from Ruh-Ruh-Redding...nuh-nuh-not so muh-muh-much any-more. 160 VCSUPGRD (Ore from Redding. Not so much anymore.) 161 VCSUPGRD Not much ore from Redding? Why not? 162 VCSUPGRD Oh. Thanks for the information. 163 VCSUPGRD Duh-duh-don't know. Mic-Clure's really wuh-wuh-worried 'bout it. 164 VCSUPGRD (Don't know. McClure's really worried about it.) 165 VCSUPGRD Can you tell me where the Central Computer is? 166 VCSUPGRD Maybe I'll talk to him then. Thanks. 167 VCSUPGRD Huh-huh-hi, again. Yuh-yuh-you nuh-nuh-need summthing? 168 VCSUPGRD (Hi, again. You need something?) 169 VCSUPGRD Geeechk 170 VCSUPGRD Could you stop that goddamn singing?! It's driving me crazy. 171 VCSUPGRD You have a great singing voice. You should keep practicing. 172 VCSUPGRD What was it you do here again? 173 VCSUPGRD Nevermind. Sorry to bother you. 174 VCSUPGRD Th-th-thanks! That's n-nice of you to say. 175 VCSUPGRD What was it you do here again? 176 VCSUPGRD Just thought you should know. Take care. 177 VCSUPGRD Suh-suh-suh-sorreee. I'll stuh-stuh-stop. 178 VCSUPGRD (Sorry. I'll stop.) 179 VCSUPGRD Now...what was it you do here again? 180 VCSUPGRD Good. Do the world a favor and keep quiet. 181 VCSUPGRD Yuh-yuh-yuh-you guh-guh-got to be Kuh-Quiet! Shhhhhh! 182 VCSUPGRD Sorreeeee 183 VCSUPGRD Wuh-wuh-wuht are yuh-you doin' down here?! 184 VCSUPGRD GEK 185 VCSUPGRD Guh-guh-GECK? You kuh-can ch-ch-check th' cuh-cuh-computer...the tuh-tuh-talkie buh-buh-box. 186 VCSUPGRD Okeee. Fanks. 187 VCSUPGRD Zuh-zuh-zuh-Zzzzzzzzz 188 VCSUPGRD S-s-s-tay aw-w-w-ay from-m-m that d-d-oor! 0 VCTYCOCL {100}{}{You have entered Vault City's Council Area.} 0 VCTYCTYD {100}{}{You are on the outskirts of Vault City. Inside the walls lie orderly rows of pristine, white adobe buildings.} 0 VCTYDWTN {100}{}{You have entered Vault City's Downtown.} 0 VCTYVLT {100}{}{You have entered Vault City's Vault.} 100 VCURINE You see a Vault Citizen. 101 VCURINE You see a Citizen in a bright blue jumpsuit relieving himself. 102 VCURINE I'd clap right now, but my hands are occupied. 103 VCURINE Uh, congratulations on defeating the Enclave. Did you catch them all in the bathroom, too? 104 VCURINE I'd rather hear about your exploits when I'm not peeing, thanks. 105 VCURINE Out! Out, damn pee! Out! 106 VCURINE Knew I shouldn't have had so much synthetic alcohol. 107 VCURINE I feel like I've been in here forever. 108 VCURINE Ahhhhhhhh. 109 VCURINE I feel exposed. Like someone's watching me from above. 110 VCURINE Nothing like a satisfying urinating experience. 111 VCURINE Don't distract m...dammint! My pant leg! 112 VCURINE Don't talk. It makes it crawl back up. 113 VCURINE Look, "Chosen One," I'm trying to concentrate here, okay? 114 VCURINE Wish this place had a stall. 115 VCURINE People who talk in the bathroom have a lot to learn about evacuation etiquette. 116 VCURINE I think you've mistaken me for someone who ISN'T PEEING! 117 VCURINE Is this one of those Kevin and Bean bathroom interviews? 118 VCURINE Who does Number Two work for?!?! 119 VCURINE I knew communal bathrooms weren't a good idea. 120 VCURINE Not now, sweetheart. In case you didn't notice, I'm urinating. 121 VCURINE Sorry, honey. Bathrooms don't do it for me. 122 VCURINE This isn't a rest area, pal. Move along, okay? 123 VCURINE I think you've mistaken me for someone who wants to meet men like you in the bathrooms. 124 VCURINE No, I'm not going to give you instructions on how to use the toilet. 125 VCURINE A mutant! Guards! Guards! 126 VCURINE A ghoul! Guards! Guards! 127 VCURINE Hey! Stop pushing! Wait your turn! 128 VCURINE There's another toilet! Use that one! 100 VCVLTGRD You see a diligent-looking guard. The guard is outfitted in metal armor and is carrying a powerful shotgun. 101 VCVLTGRD You see a Vault City guard. 102 VCVLTGRD Yes? What is it? 103 VCVLTGRD Me go inta big HOL in side of hill 104 VCVLTGRD I�d like to enter the Vault. 105 VCVLTGRD Nothing, sorry to bother you. 106 VCVLTGRD It is past 6 PM. You need to leave. 107 VCVLTGRD Okay. I�m leaving. 108 VCVLTGRD Okay. I just need another minute. 109 VCVLTGRD I got things to do. I�ll go when I�m ready to. 110 VCVLTGRD Umag Nak!?! Umag NAK! 111 VCVLTGRD I will summon some of the guards to escort you out. 112 VCVLTGRD Okay. Let�s go. 113 VCVLTGRD Brog Frup 114 VCVLTGRD Don't bother. I can find my own way. 115 VCVLTGRD I apologize, but these are my orders. 116 VCVLTGRD Okay... but I�m not happy about it. I may be forced to file a formal complain-- 117 VCVLTGRD Well, I�m staying. 118 VCVLTGRD I do not want to use force, but I will if necessary. Do not make this any more difficult than this has to be. 119 VCVLTGRD Okay, fine, fine... I�ll go. 120 VCVLTGRD You so much as touch me, and you'll be wearing your ass as a hat. 121 VCVLTGRD Hello, Citizen. May I help you? 122 VCVLTGRD I�d like to enter the Vault. 123 VCVLTGRD go inta HOL in side of hill 124 VCVLTGRD Nothing right now. 125 VCVLTGRD I'm sorry, only Citizens are permitted to enter the Vault. I'm sure you understand. 126 VCVLTGRD Only Citizens may enter. Now leave. 127 VCVLTGRD Okay. 128 VCVLTGRD Umgh 129 VCVLTGRD Of course. Please pass through. 130 VCVLTGRD Thankee! 131 VCVLTGRD Thank you. 132 VCVLTGRD Yes? May I help you? 133 VCVLTGRD I�d like to enter the Vault. 134 VCVLTGRD Nothing, sorry to disturb you. 135 VCVLTGRD I apologize, but only Citizens may enter the Vault. 136 VCVLTGRD I *am* a Citizen. 137 VCVLTGRD I'm sorry... I don't recognize you. I'm under orders to only let Citizens I know into the Vault. Perhaps First Citizen Lynette can help you. Good day. 138 VCVLTGRD Hello, Captain. Can I help you? 139 VCVLTGRD Oh, okay. 140 VCVLTGRD Oh, sure. I was just looking. 141 VCVLTGRD Umgh 142 VCVLTGRD Yeah, whatever, Mungoth. Talk to the hand. 143 VCVLTGRD You there! What is that ghoul doing here in Vault City?! 144 VCVLTGRD You there! What is that mutant doing here in Vault City?! 145 VCVLTGRD Breep-oop foop foop 146 VCVLTGRD A ghoul? Where? 147 VCVLTGRD A mutant? Where? 148 VCVLTGRD He's with me. 149 VCVLTGRD He's traveling with me. If any of you racists have a problem with that, maybe we should settle it right here and now. 150 VCVLTGRD If that creature is with you, then you both belong back out in the Courtyard, not in the Vault City streets. 151 VCVLTGRD All right, we'll go peacefully. 152 VCVLTGRD Why don't you try to escort us out of here? I guarantee it'll be an educational experience. 153 VCVLTGRD How do these Outworlders get in here in the first place...? 154 VCVLTGRD That creature there. 155 VCVLTGRD You both belong back out in the Courtyard, not in the Vault City streets. 156 VCVLTGRD ME NO GOH HIM FREN! U NO FREN! 157 VCVLTGRD We go we go quiet-lee 158 VCVLTGRD All right, we'll go peacefully. 159 VCVLTGRD He's traveling with me. If any of you racists have a problem with that, maybe we should settle it right here and now. 160 VCVLTGRD Guards! Intruders in the City! 161 VCVLTGRD Hrnghhhhhhhh! 162 VCVLTGRD You're going to be dead before those friends of yours show up. 163 VCVLTGRD Hey! You're the one who defeated the Enclave! 164 VCVLTGRD Look, it's the one who defeated the Enclave! 165 VCVLTGRD Welcome to Vault City. 166 VCVLTGRD Your battle against the Enclave impressed even the First Citizen. 167 VCVLTGRD I heard you've traveled as far south as San Francisco. Is that true? 168 VCVLTGRD Is it true that the U.S. was still fighting the war? 169 VCVLTGRD You should catalog your travels in the Vault City computer. 170 VCVLTGRD You're welcome to stay in Vault City as long as you want. 171 VCVLTGRD You should catalog your exploits against the Enclave and put it up on the List Server. 172 VCVLTGRD Captain. 173 VCVLTGRD Vault City prevails, Captain. 174 VCVLTGRD Hello, Captain. 175 VCVLTGRD Vault City prevails, Citizen. 176 VCVLTGRD Citizen. 100 VCWALACE You see Wallace. 101 VCWALACE You see a thin man with a pinched face. He is wearing a sharply pressed Vault suit. 102 VCWALACE You see Wallace, Vault City's Customs Official. 103 VCWALACE You see a thin man with a pinched face. He is wearing a sharply pressed Vault suit. 104 VCWALACE We have heard about your heroic exploits. By order of the Council, you... and any companions... are permitted to enter Vault City whenever you wish. 105 VCWALACE The Customs Office is closed for the evening. Come back in the morning. 106 VCWALACE The Customs Office is closed for the evening. I'll be heading home after I tabulate all these lists. 107 VCWALACE I have nothing to say to anyone who travels with... ghouls. His kind belong in the Courtyard. 108 VCWALACE I have nothing to say to anyone who travels with... mutants. His kind belong in the Courtyard. 109 VCWALACE Hello, Captain. Is there anything I can help you with? 110 VCWALACE Hello, Citizen. Is there anything I can help you with? 111 VCWALACE Hello, traveler. Welcome to Vault City. Is there anything I can help you with? 112 VCWALACE Frazz-urb-luuw! 113 VCWALACE Shamble off 114 VCWALACE Who are you? 115 VCWALACE What is this place? 116 VCWALACE I believe your assistant, Skeev, is involved in illegal practices. 117 VCWALACE Nothing today, thanks. 118 VCWALACE Well, I see I'll have to have to have a talk with the guards in the Courtyard. They seem to be letting just about ANY Outsider into Vault City nowadays. 119 VCWALACE Dayz. Daze? Daiseeee. 120 VCWALACE Shamble off 121 VCWALACE Idiot. 122 VCWALACE "Daiseee," you say? How fascinating. Why don't you go back to the Courtyard and tell the rest of your inbred Outsider friends all about it? 123 VCWALACE Okee! 124 VCWALACE Actually, now that I think about it, maybe you better leave your weapons and armor here. Just for the safety of Vault City. 125 VCWALACE Uh-kuh 126 VCWALACE Better do the armor first, so y... hey... what's that you're wearing beneath your armor? 127 VCWALACE Hnuh? 128 VCWALACE Wh--? Why... you're wearing an original vault suit! 129 VCWALACE Yup. Valt sut warm. Like mom. 130 VCWALACE Yes, I am. And you won't believe what I had to go through to get the DAMN thing -- 131 VCWALACE Here, take this Day Pass and go speak with our First Citizen - I'm sure she will have many questions for you. 132 VCWALACE Uh-kuh. 133 VCWALACE Thanks. Uh, I think I'll have some questions for her. 134 VCWALACE What do *you* want? 135 VCWALACE Citeee? Me go in? 136 VCWALACE Hewooo? 137 VCWALACE Shamble off 138 VCWALACE I'd like to get back into the city. 139 VCWALACE I wanted to ask you some questions... 140 VCWALACE Never mind. 141 VCWALACE Cease bothering me, you fool. 142 VCWALACE Me no FUL. YOU FUL. 143 VCWALACE Shamble off 144 VCWALACE Look, maybe we can work something out...? 145 VCWALACE Uh, goodbye, then. 146 VCWALACE You were kicked out of Vault City for a reason, Outworlder. No second chances. 147 VCWALACE Another one? What happened to the first one? 148 VCWALACE ME GO IN. NOW. 149 VCWALACE Pwease? 150 VCWALACE Shamble off 151 VCWALACE Look, it was all a misunderstanding. 152 VCWALACE Well, I just don't have it on me. Can't you issue me another one? 153 VCWALACE Nevermind then. 154 VCWALACE Forget it. 155 VCWALACE I can. But there is a $50 fee for every Day Pass I issue past the first. 156 VCWALACE All right. Here's the money. 157 VCWALACE Never mind. I don't need it that badly. 158 VCWALACE Never mind then. I'll come back when I have some more money. 159 VCWALACE Here you go. PLEASE try and keep this on you at all times. I don't want to have to keep track of multiple Day Passes for everyone. 160 VCWALACE I had some other questions I wanted to ask you. 161 VCWALACE Understood. Thanks. 162 VCWALACE Name's Wallace. I'm the Customs Officer for Vault City. I accommodate those who wish to conduct business within our great walls. 163 VCWALACE I'd like to enter the city. 164 VCWALACE "Accommodate?" What do you mean? 165 VCWALACE I see. Thanks for the information. 166 VCWALACE If you want to enter Vault City, then you'll need a good reason. Only a Vault Citizen has the right to come and go as they please. All others must procure a Day Pass. 167 VCWALACE What's a Day Pass? 168 VCWALACE It's very important you let me in to speak to your leader. 169 VCWALACE Uh, but I am a Citizen. Here, look. 170 VCWALACE I see. Thanks for the information. 171 VCWALACE This is the Customs Office for Vault City. We're responsible for keeping a log of all the goods that come to us via the caravans and supervising all transactions. All merchants must pass through customs before entering the city. 172 VCWALACE I'd like to enter the city. 173 VCWALACE What goods do you receive from the caravans? 174 VCWALACE I see. Thanks for the information. 175 VCWALACE Uh... are you certain? 176 VCWALACE Wh-? Who are YOU to be accusing a Vault Citizen of anything? 177 VCWALACE Well, he sold me this fake Citizenship. Here, look. 178 VCWALACE Nevermind. I must have been mistaken. 179 VCWALACE Those who need to deal directly with the merchants or the First Citizen are given a Day Pass. Only those with Day Passes can enter the city. 180 VCWALACE Excellent! You sound like just the person I was looking for. I need to speak with the First Citizen. It's urgent. 181 VCWALACE Well, I need to speak to the First Citizen. 182 VCWALACE Who's the First Citizen? 183 VCWALACE What is it that you do, exactly? 184 VCWALACE Thanks for the information. Goodbye. 185 VCWALACE Well, of course. Everyone desires an audience with the First Citizen. Sadly, her time is only for matters of the utmost importance. 186 VCWALACE You don't look important enough to warrant her time, I'm afraid. 187 VCWALACE That's why it's vital I speak to her. I'll be sure to throw in a good word about how efficiently the Customs Office is being run. But if you can't help me, then... 188 VCWALACE The information I possess is really important. Really. 189 VCWALACE If I were you, I'd watch that tone of yours. I said I need to see her. Now. 190 VCWALACE Nevermind, then. 191 VCWALACE Oh, do tell. I'll rush right over to the First Citizen to deliver the news personally. 192 VCWALACE Well, I didn't say I couldn't help you, it's just that... well... what is the purpose of your visit? 193 VCWALACE Uh... I have information that... could lead to establishing a network of... um, all the existing vaults throughout the country. That's it. 194 VCWALACE I can't tell it to you personally, Officer, as much as I'd like to. It's for the First Citizen's ears alone. That's why it's vital I speak to her. 195 VCWALACE Well... it's... uh, just really, really important. Did I mention how important it was? 196 VCWALACE A... network of Vaults? 197 VCWALACE Hmmmm. Well... hmmmm. This is MOST irregular... 198 VCWALACE Yes. A network... of, uh, Vaults. You see, um, not many know this... but Vault City wasn't the only Vault to survive. There are others. A network, so to speak. 199 VCWALACE I wouldn't trouble you if it wasn't a matter of extreme urgency, Officer. I'll be sure to mention how helpful you were when I speak to the First Citizen. 200 VCWALACE Nevermind. I had some other questions I wanted to ask you... 201 VCWALACE Forget it. I'll come back some other time. 202 VCWALACE Well... this certainly seems to be a matter for the First Citizen. Here is your Day Pass. It is only good during the day - at night you will be asked to leave the city. Citizens also reserve the right to cancel the Day Pass privileges at any time, so behave yourself. 203 VCWALACE Understood. Can I ask you some other questions? 204 VCWALACE Thanks. 205 VCWALACE Don't waste any more of my time, Outsider. Leave. 206 VCWALACE I suggest you leave now, or I will summon the guards. 207 VCWALACE NO Uuu LEAVE or me HIT U 208 VCWALACE Shamble off 209 VCWALACE I'm not going anywhere. You want to try and move me, go ahead. 210 VCWALACE All right, all right. 211 VCWALACE And where, may I ask, did you come by this fraudulent Citizenship? These serial numbers are the same as the Citizenship papers stolen last month. 212 VCWALACE If I tell you, will you give me a Day Pass? 213 VCWALACE It was your assistant, Skeev. He sold it to me. 214 VCWALACE I don't know what you're talking about. I am a citizen. 215 VCWALACE Hmmmm... very well. If you tell me, I will give you a Day Pass. Now where did you get these papers? 216 VCWALACE It was your assistant, Skeev. He sold it to me. 217 VCWALACE I changed my mind. I'm not telling you anything. 218 VCWALACE You Outsider degenerate. I'm not one to be trifled with! You'll never set foot into our city now! Leave before I summon the guards! 219 VCWALACE Go ahead, call them over. I'll deal with them after I'm done butchering you. 220 VCWALACE I'm leaving. For now. 221 VCWALACE Skeev? This is how I'm repaid for taking him in as my son! He shall be dealt with, I assure you. 222 VCWALACE For my troubles, could I get a Day Pass? 223 VCWALACE Of course. Can I ask you some questions? 224 VCWALACE No problem. Goodbye. 225 VCWALACE Skeev? That ungrateful wretch! This shall be dealt with immediately! 226 VCWALACE No problem. Can I ask you some questions? 227 VCWALACE Ooooooh, I'm scared. Thanks for the Day Pass, pal. 228 VCWALACE Understood. Thanks. 229 VCWALACE Very well, you've earned it. Here you go. The pass is only good during the day; at night, you will be asked to leave the city. Citizens also reserve the right to cancel Day Pass privileges at any time, so behave yourself. 230 VCWALACE Got it. Say, Can I ask you some questions? 231 VCWALACE Understood. Thanks. 232 VCWALACE Sorry. Unless you have a pressing reason I cannot help you. 233 VCWALACE Uh... but I do have a pressing reason. Really. 234 VCWALACE Well then, I had some other questions for you... 235 VCWALACE But I'm the descendant of the original Vault Dweller! 236 VCWALACE Nevermind then. Goodbye. 237 VCWALACE Why, how SILLY of me. I should have known that someone of YOUR superior breeding came from Vault Dweller stock. Pah! Waste no more of my time, Outsider. 238 VCWALACE You'll let me in, and you'll let me in now, or the next thing that gets wasted around here is you. 239 VCWALACE All right, I'm leaving. 240 VCWALACE Very well. What did you want to know? 241 VCWALACE Hello, Captain. Is there anything I can help you with? 242 VCWALACE Hello, Citizen. Is there anything I can help you with? 243 VCWALACE You again. Was there something else you wanted, or...? 244 VCWALACE Of course, Captain. What else did you want to know? 245 VCWALACE Of course, Citizen. What else did you want to know? 246 VCWALACE What else did you want to know? 247 VCWALACE Frazz-urb-luuw! 248 VCWALACE Shamble off 249 VCWALACE What is this place? 250 VCWALACE What kind of shipments do you receive here? 251 VCWALACE Your assistant, Skeev, is involved in illegal practices. 252 VCWALACE Can I get another Day Pass? 253 VCWALACE I've found the cause of Redding's slowed shipments. 254 VCWALACE I found the raiders' camp. 255 VCWALACE I found the raiders' camp and wiped them out. 256 VCWALACE What can you tell me about your leader? 257 VCWALACE Nothing today, thanks. 258 VCWALACE Nothing more today, thanks. 259 VCWALACE Depends on where the caravan is from. We get shipments from many places... Servants from the Den, uranium from Broken Hills, and metal ore from Redding. 260 VCWALACE What can you tell me about the Den? 261 VCWALACE What can you tell me about Broken Hills? 262 VCWALACE What can you tell me about Redding? 263 VCWALACE Can I ask you another question? 264 VCWALACE I see. Thanks for the information. 265 VCWALACE It's a... community to the west of here. We frequently purchase Servants from their traders. It's quite a rough place, from what I've heard. 266 VCWALACE I'm sure a... Servant appropriator... such as yourself has a much more thorough knowledge of that place than I. 267 VCWALACE A delightful place, really. Killers, thieves... the usual Outsider scum. A place where one such as yourself would feel right at home. 268 VCWALACE What can you tell me about Broken Hills? 269 VCWALACE What can you tell me about Redding? 270 VCWALACE I had some other questions for you... 271 VCWALACE Thanks for the information. 272 VCWALACE Thought I'd ask anyway. Goodbye. 273 VCWALACE *Thanks.* Goodbye. 274 VCWALACE Broken Hills is a mining town to the south. As I understand it, mutants mine the uranium, and they ship it here by caravan. 275 VCWALACE They seem a bit shifty, but nice enough... well, nice enough for Outsiders, anyway. No offense. 276 VCWALACE Out of curiosity, how much do you pay for your uranium? 277 VCWALACE What can you tell me about the Den? 278 VCWALACE What can you tell me about Redding? 279 VCWALACE Uh, yeah... look, I had some other questions for you... 280 VCWALACE None taken. Goodbye. 281 VCWALACE It's a mining town far to the west. The caravans from there were the most pleasant to deal with, but recently the shipments of ore have slowed considerably. It has us a bit worried... we depend on their ore a great deal. 282 VCWALACE I know why the shipments from Redding have slowed. 283 VCWALACE What can you tell me about the Den? 284 VCWALACE What can you tell me about Broken Hills? 285 VCWALACE I see. I had some other questions... 286 VCWALACE Thanks for the information. Goodbye. 287 VCWALACE You have? This is excellent news! Please go tell Councilor McClure right away. 288 VCWALACE You have? That is excellent news! Let me give you a Day Pass so you can speak with Councilor McClure. The pass is only good during the day; at night you will be asked to leave. Now go. 289 VCWALACE Can I ask you another question before I go? 290 VCWALACE I'll do that. 291 VCWALACE I'll go speak to him at once. 292 VCWALACE Funny you should mention that. The price has been going up of late... nothing we can't afford, mind you. We're certainly getting a better deal than Gecko. Those filthy scavengers need the uranium much more than we do. 293 VCWALACE What can you tell me about the Den? 294 VCWALACE What can you tell me about Redding? 295 VCWALACE I see. I had some other questions... 296 VCWALACE Hmmm. Interesting. Thanks for the information. 297 VCWALACE Our First Citizen is Joanne Lynette. She has done many good things for our city in her ten years of service. 298 VCWALACE Such as? 299 VCWALACE She has kept our city untainted by the outside world. Even with NCR pressuring us to join the Republic and the raider attacks, she has kept our city strong. Now there are the troubles with Gecko.... 300 VCWALACE What is the NCR? 301 VCWALACE Who are these raiders? 302 VCWALACE What is the problem with Gecko? 303 VCWALACE Can I ask you some other questions? 304 VCWALACE Sorry to hear it. Maybe I can hear more about it some other time. 305 VCWALACE NCR is the "New California Republic." They claim they are attempting to unify all of California under one Government, but we can see right through their pathetic ruse. 306 VCWALACE "Ruse?" Is that some weapon that NCR h--? 307 VCWALACE Ruse? Are you sure? 308 VCWALACE Even if they were sincere, why would we want to share our resources with the cutthroats and thieves that live outside these walls? I think *not.* 309 VCWALACE I see. What were you saying about raiders before? 310 VCWALACE What troubles is Vault City having with Gecko? 311 VCWALACE Can I ask you some other questions? 312 VCWALACE That's a little more than I needed to know. Goodbye. 313 VCWALACE Recently we have experienced a rash of particularly brutal raider attacks. We have had attacks in the past, but nothing like this. I fear these raiders might eventually breach our laser turret defenses. 314 VCWALACE You won't have to worry about those raiders anymore. I wiped them out. 315 VCWALACE Can you tell me anything else about these raiders? 316 VCWALACE Uh, sorry to hear it. What was that you said about the NCR? 317 VCWALACE What troubles is Vault City having with Gecko? 318 VCWALACE They sound like a real problem. I wish you luck. 319 VCWALACE Not much. We can't seem to find where they are striking from. Our Citizen Sergeant Stark may know more, but he's in the Corrections Center inside the city. 320 VCWALACE If I track down these raiders, will you let me in the City? 321 VCWALACE I had some other questions... 322 VCWALACE I'll go see what I can find out about these raiders. 323 VCWALACE Thanks for the information. 324 VCWALACE Certainly. If you can find the raiders base camp, I'll grant you a Day Pass. 325 VCWALACE I'll see what I can do. But first, I had some other questions... 326 VCWALACE It's a deal. Goodbye. 327 VCWALACE You have? That is excellent news! Please go tell the First Citizen right away. 328 VCWALACE You have? That is excellent news! Let me give you a Day Pass so you can tell the First Citizen. Here you go. The pass is only good during the day; at night you will be asked to leave. Now go. 329 VCWALACE Before I leave, can I ask you another question? 330 VCWALACE I'll go do that. 331 VCWALACE Thanks. Goodbye. 332 VCWALACE Oh, uh, that's not my place to say. You'd have to speak with the First Citizen about such matters. 333 VCWALACE What were you saying about NCR? 334 VCWALACE What were you saying about raiders? 335 VCWALACE Uh, okay... can I ask you some other questions? 336 VCWALACE I see. Well, thanks for the information. 337 VCWALACE A GECK? Well, that means nothing to me�and if means nothing to me, it will certainly mean nothing to the First Citizen. Now was THAT what you wished to see the First Citizen about or was it something else? 338 VCWALACE I'm looking for a GECK to save my village. 339 VCWALACE Look, let me in now, and I'll let you keep breathing. 340 VCWALACE Nevermind. Maybe we'll talk later. 341 VCWALACE Thank you for your assistance, Outsider. 342 VCWALACE Well, as promised, here is your Day Pass... but you step out of line, I'll have it revoked. You hear me? 343 VCWALACE Oh, uh� well, I am a merchant. I had planned on trading with the other merchants in the city. Can I get a Day Pass from you? 344 VCWALACE You are a merchant? Really. And what would you happen to be selling? Ore? Some of those filthy wastelander lizard skins? 345 VCWALACE (Glances at your companion.) Or are you looking to sell some Servants? 346 VCWALACE Yes, I am looking to sell some Servants in the City. 347 VCWALACE I'm selling some of those� uh� filthy Gecko pelts. 348 VCWALACE Actually, I have some fine Golden Gecko pelts with me. 349 VCWALACE I'm selling some gold ore. 350 VCWALACE I'm selling some uranium ore. 351 VCWALACE I don't have any of those things� yet. Maybe I'll be back. 352 VCWALACE Actually, I misspoke. Sorry to bother you. 353 VCWALACE Hmmmm. Well, let's see what you have. Once I inspect your stock, I can process the paperwork for your Day Pass. 354 VCWALACE All right. Uh, all I have is a sample of my stock here. The rest is in� uh, my caravan. Outside the city. 355 VCWALACE Hmmmm. Very well. 356 VCWALACE Well, this sample is adequate. 357 VCWALACE There IS a Day Pass fee for merchants, five hundred dollars. That includes full daytime trading privileges within Vault City walls and is good for up to five years after its issue date. 358 VCWALACE All right. I'll take it. 359 VCWALACE Hmmm... That's a little steep. I'll pass for now. 360 VCWALACE Five hundred's a little more than I can afford right now. Maybe some other time. 361 VCWALACE Excellent. Here you go�again, it is only good during the day - at night you will be asked to leave the city. Citizens also reserve the right to cancel the Day Pass privileges at any time, so behave yourself. 362 VCWALACE Understood. Can I ask you some other questions? 100 VCWRKCIT You see a Citizen in a bright blue jumpsuit. It looks like the Vault Dweller's suit, but there is no number on the back. 101 VCWRKCIT You see a Vault City Citizen. 102 VCWRKCIT You see a Citizen in a bright blue jumpsuit. It looks like the Vault Dweller's suit, but there is no number on the back. 103 VCWRKCIT ::claps:: 104 VCWRKCIT It's the hero! Look! 105 VCWRKCIT My word! It's the hero, here, in Vault City! 106 VCWRKCIT Good day, Captain. 107 VCWRKCIT Vault City prevails, Captain. 108 VCWRKCIT Good day, Citizen. 109 VCWRKCIT Vault City prevails, Citizen. 110 VCWRKCIT A mutant! Guards! Guards! 111 VCWRKCIT A ghoul! Guards! Guards! 112 VCWRKCIT How did you get inside the walls? 113 VCWRKCIT Excuse me, do you have a Day Pass? 114 VCWRKCIT Hmmmph. Another Outsider. 115 VCWRKCIT Seems like more and more Outsiders are finding their way inside the walls... 116 VCWRKCIT I certainly hope you have a Day Pass. 117 VCWRKCIT Seems like they're issuing Day Passes to just about *any* Outsider lately... 118 VCWRKCIT I have heard of your brave deeds. You have done a great service for Vault City...and the world. 119 VCWRKCIT Your battle against the Enclave impressed even the First Citizen. 120 VCWRKCIT I heard you traveled as far south as San... Fran... Cisco. Is that true? 121 VCWRKCIT Maybe Vault City *should* welcome Outsiders. 122 VCWRKCIT Was it true? Was the old world government still waging the war? 123 VCWRKCIT You should catalog your travels in the Vault City computer so others may read about them. 124 VCWRKCIT You are welcome to stay as long as you wish, hero. 125 VCWRKCIT You should catalog your heroic exploits against the Enclave into a nice, tidy list. 126 VCWRKCIT *Yawn*... hrmnnn? Yes? What is it? 127 VCWRKCIT It's a little late for visitors. 128 VCWRKCIT MOST Citizens would be asleep at this hour. 129 VCWRKCIT Sleeping? No, not anymore. 130 VCWRKCIT Please... come back in the morning. I have a long day of making lists tomorrow. 131 VCWRKCIT Good day, Captain. 132 VCWRKCIT Vault City prevails, Captain. 133 VCWRKCIT Can I get you a donut, Captain? 134 VCWRKCIT Anything wrong, Captain? 135 VCWRKCIT I hope none of those filthy Outsiders are giving you trouble, Captain. 136 VCWRKCIT Do you have any stories about the outside world, Captain? 137 VCWRKCIT Good day, Citizen. 138 VCWRKCIT Vault City prevails, Citizen. 139 VCWRKCIT I'm feeling double-plus good. You? 140 VCWRKCIT As a Citizen, it is part of our civic duty to make and maintain lists. 141 VCWRKCIT I spent most of the day making that list for the Proconsul, then checking it. I love making lists. 142 VCWRKCIT I work in the List Office. Most of us do. We here at Vault City *love* making lists. 143 VCWRKCIT I spent most of the day today updating that list for the List Office. It was good, honest, productive work. 144 VCWRKCIT I heard you actually traveled the outside world. How did you survive among those filthy Outsiders? 145 VCWRKCIT Oh! You're the new Citizen. Welcome to Vault City. 146 VCWRKCIT Do you need a place to stay while you're in town? 147 VCWRKCIT The Council has our interests at heart. 148 VCWRKCIT We must take care to keep our beautiful city clean. 149 VCWRKCIT The servants? Oh, we use them for menial tasks. 150 VCWRKCIT That Council meeting yesterday was very productive. We made *lots* of lists. We here at Vault City love to make lists. 151 VCWRKCIT Yes? 152 VCWRKCIT Something I can help you with...Outsider? 153 VCWRKCIT I'm sorry, did you say something? 154 VCWRKCIT Me? I'm going about my business. Perhaps you should, too. 155 VCWRKCIT Can I see your Day Pass, please? 156 VCWRKCIT Oh...sorry. I almost mistook you for a servant. 157 VCWRKCIT I really don't have time to chat with an Outsider right now. Please move along. 158 VCWRKCIT Could you keep your distance, please? 159 VCWRKCIT Please stand over there. 160 VCWRKCIT The servants free up our time for more important matters. Mostly list-making. 161 VCWRKCIT The servants? Oh, we use them for menial tasks. 162 VCWRKCIT Yes, I can smell... er, see, that you're an Outsider. 100 VIALOCOM A computer terminal, displaying various bits of data. 101 VIALOCOM You see a terminal. 102 VIALOCOM A computer terminal, displaying various bits of data. 103 VIALOCOM You see the Vault City Allocation Computer. 104 VIALOCOM You see a terminal. 105 VIALOCOM You see the Vault City Allocation Computer. 106 VIALOCOM This is the computer the Pip Boy said to use. 107 VIALOCOM Nothing happens. 108 VIALOCOM With the help of the information on your Pip Boy, you access the computer. 109 VIALOCOM Whoa. 100 VIAUTDOC You see an Auto-Doc 101 VIAUTDOC You see an ancient-looking Auto-Doc. Despite its age, you have managed to coax it back into working order. 102 VIAUTDOC You see an Auto-Doc. 103 VIAUTDOC You see an ancient-looking Auto-Doc. Despite its age, you have managed to coax it back into working order. 104 VIAUTDOC You see an ancient-looking Auto-Doc. It is clicking and whirring unhealthily, and a great deal of heat is emanating from it. 105 VIAUTDOC You see an Auto-Doc. 106 VIAUTDOC You see an ancient-looking Auto-Doc. It is clicking and whirring unhealthily, and a great deal of heat is emanating from it. 107 VIAUTDOC This ancient Auto-Doc looks badly in need of repair. It looks several decades past its scheduled maintenance. 108 VIAUTDOC The damage wasn't as bad as it seemed. Some interior cables needed to be replaced and the diagnostic board cleaned. No problem. 109 VIAUTDOC You examine the Auto-Doc, but you can't seem to figure out the problem. 100 VICENCOM You see a computer terminal. It's engaged in some sort of diagnostic routine. 101 VICENCOM You see the Vault City central computer. 102 VICENCOM You see a computer terminal. It's engaged in some sort of diagnostic routine. 103 VICENCOM You see a metal box that is talking to itself in a woman's voice. 104 VICENCOM You see a talking metal box. 105 VICENCOM You see a metal box that is talking to itself in a woman's voice. 106 VICENCOM The computer terminal has shut down. 107 VICENCOM Beginning System Diagnostic. 108 VICENCOM Once begun, System Diagnostic may be cancelled at any point by the system operator. 109 VICENCOM Vault-Tec recommends regular system maintenance and diagnostics to insure smooth operation. 110 VICENCOM Vault-Tec: The first and last name in Vault technology. 111 VICENCOM Beginning System Diagnostic. 112 VICENCOM Security Systems... 113 VICENCOM Entrance Terminal: Offline. 114 VICENCOM Security Cameras... 1A... 1B... 1C are operating at optimum efficiency. 115 VICENCOM Security System... 2A... 2B... 2C are operating at optimum efficiency. 116 VICENCOM Security System... 3A... 3B... 3C are operating at optimum efficiency. 117 VICENCOM Environmental Systems... 118 VICENCOM Ventilation 1A... 1B... are operating at optimum efficiency. 119 VICENCOM Ventilation 2A... 2B... 120 VICENCOM 2B... 121 VICENCOM Confirming... 122 VICENCOM Attention: Obstruction has been detected in Ventilation 2B. 123 VICENCOM Cross-checking Environmental Systems� 124 VICENCOM Obstruction has been logged in the engineering maintenance report and an operator has been notified. 125 VICENCOM Continuing check... 126 VICENCOM Ventilation 2C... 2D... are operating at optimum efficiency. 127 VICENCOM Ventilation 3A... 3B... 3C... 3D... 3E... are operating at optimum efficiency. 128 VICENCOM Temperature and humidity within Vault is within required specifications. 129 VICENCOM Power Supply... 130 VICENCOM All energy levels are within required specifications. 131 VICENCOM Power saver mode for levels two and three remain in effect. 132 VICENCOM Attention: Door to Vault is open. In the event of an emergency, the door will seal. 133 VICENCOM All readings normal. System diagnostic concluded. Preparing to write to disk... 134 VICENCOM Readings have been saved to holodisk. 135 VICENCOM The list of readings has been transferred to the main List Office. 136 VICENCOM Three back-up lists are now being entered into Source Safe. 137 VICENCOM Failsafe back-up of lists is now being sent to the main list server for distribution to all other terminals in Vault City. 138 VICENCOM It is now safe to turn off the terminal. 139 VICENCOM Thank you. 140 VICENCOM Beginning System Diagnostic. 141 VICENCOM Once begun, System Diagnostic may be cancelled at any point by the system operator. 142 VICENCOM Vault-Tec recommends regular system maintenance and diagnostics to insure smooth operation. 143 VICENCOM Vault-Tec: The first and last name in Vault technology. 144 VICENCOM Beginning System Diagnostic. 145 VICENCOM Security Systems... 146 VICENCOM Entrance Terminal: Offline. 147 VICENCOM Security Cameras... 1A... 1B... 1C are operating at optimum efficiency. 148 VICENCOM Security System... 2A... 2B... 2C are operating at optimum efficiency. 149 VICENCOM Security System... 3A... 3B... 3C are operating at optimum efficiency. 150 VICENCOM Environmental Systems... 151 VICENCOM Ventilation 1A... 1B... are operating at optimum efficiency. 152 VICENCOM Ventilation 2A... 2B... 2C... 2D... are operating at optimum efficiency. 153 VICENCOM Ventilation 3A... 3B... 3C... 3D... 3E...are operating at optimum efficiency. 154 VICENCOM Temperature and humidity within Vault is within required specifications. 155 VICENCOM Power Supply... 156 VICENCOM All energy levels are within required specifications. 157 VICENCOM Power saver mode for levels two and three remain in effect. 158 VICENCOM Attention: Door to Vault is open. In the event of an emergency, the door will seal. 159 VICENCOM All readings normal. System diagnostic concluded. Preparing to write to disk... 160 VICENCOM Readings have been saved to holodisk. 161 VICENCOM The list of readings has been transferred to the main List Office. 162 VICENCOM Three back-up lists are now being entered into Source Safe. 163 VICENCOM Failsafe back-up of lists is now being sent to the main list server for distribution to all other terminals in Vault City. 164 VICENCOM It is now safe to turn off the terminal. 165 VICENCOM Thank you. 166 VICENCOM You see a metal box talking to the air in a woman's voice. The woman must be inside the box! She must be really, really cramped in there. 167 VICENCOM You have logged on to the Vault City Central Computer. The interface seems relatively easy to understand; everything seems to be broken down into archives. 168 VICENCOM Hewllo? Hewllo? 169 VICENCOM Try and pry open the box so the woman can get out. 170 VICENCOM Shamble off 171 VICENCOM Search the archives for location of Vault 13. 172 VICENCOM Search archives for any mention of the Garden of Eden Creation Kit. 173 VICENCOM Insert Gecko power plant disk into the computer. 174 VICENCOM Pry open the computer and look for a voice recognition module. 175 VICENCOM Insert the Pip Boy into the slot you noticed before. 176 VICENCOM Insert the Pip Boy into the slot you noticed before. 177 VICENCOM Log off the terminal. 178 VICENCOM The metal box does not answer. 179 VICENCOM Try and pry open the box so the woman can get out. 180 VICENCOM Shamble off 181 VICENCOM You kneel down beneath the metal box. You dig your fingers into one of the boards under the box and yank it off. There isn't a woman in there! Just a bunch of dead snakes and sparkling lights. 182 VICENCOM Reach in the snakes, feel around. 183 VICENCOM Shamble off 184 VICENCOM There is a GZZZZTTTTTT and then... 185 VICENCOM ...you wake up. 186 VICENCOM Shamble off 187 VICENCOM You pry open the panel beneath the machine and search for a voice recognition module. You don't see one...the circuit boards in this computer look much different than the ones in the Vault 13 computer. 188 VICENCOM Replace the panel and look through the computer archives. 189 VICENCOM It was worth a shot. Better go look somewhere else. 190 VICENCOM As you replace the panel, however, you suddenly notice a small picture of the Pip Boy located beneath the terminal. Next to the picture is a slot that looks about the size of your Pip Boy. 191 VICENCOM Insert your Pip Boy into the empty slot. 192 VICENCOM Leave the terminal. 193 VICENCOM As you are about to shamble off, you see the smiling little person from your small blinky Pip Boy under the metal box! He's pointing to an empty space next to him. Maybe he wants to talk to your Pip Boy little person. 194 VICENCOM As you are about to turn away, you suddenly notice a small picture of the Pip Boy located beneath the terminal. Next to the picture is a slot that looks about the size of your Pip Boy. 195 VICENCOM Shove your Pip Boy person hand-held thingee into the slot so they can talk. 196 VICENCOM Insert your Pip Boy into the empty slot. 197 VICENCOM Leave the terminal. 198 VICENCOM Boy! The two seem to have a LOT to talk about! They talk in funny words that sound like grinding, beeping, and mantis-chirping. Eventually, there is a beep, and your Pip Boy slides out. 199 VICENCOM Take your Pip Boyeee and leave 200 VICENCOM A small window opens on the terminal screen with a smiling Pip Boy next to it. As you watch, the Pip Boy starts whistling silently and tapping his feet. A red light is flashing beside the computer slot. 201 VICENCOM Wait... 202 VICENCOM Cancel the procedure and log off terminal. 203 VICENCOM An unhealthy grinding noise comes from the Pip Boy slot. The Pip Boy continues to whistle silently and tap his feet. 204 VICENCOM Wait... 205 VICENCOM Cancel the procedure and log off terminal. 206 VICENCOM The Pip Boy suddenly stops and frowns. An exclamation mark appears above his head, and he starts wagging his finger at you. 207 VICENCOM Give the little bastard the finger right back! 208 VICENCOM Try and determine what's wrong. 209 VICENCOM Cancel the procedure and log off terminal. 210 VICENCOM A small display beneath the Pip Boy states that your last scheduled maintenance was 50.352 years ago. The archives are corrupted and need to be "re-formatted." Do you wish to proceed? 211 VICENCOM Uh�sure. 212 VICENCOM Wha�no! No way! 213 VICENCOM Cancel the procedure and log off terminal. 214 VICENCOM Initialization procedure beginning... Reformatting Pip Boy... 216 VICENCOM Wait... 217 VICENCOM Cancel the procedure and log off terminal. 218 VICENCOM Initialization procedure beginning... 219 VICENCOM Reformatting Pip Boy... 220 VICENCOM Hey! Give me my goddamn Pip Boy back! 221 VICENCOM Cancel! Cancel! 222 VICENCOM Northern California Geographical Archive is being copied into Pip Boy database. 223 VICENCOM Copying archive... Broken Hills... Gecko... New California Republic... New Reno... Redding... Vault City... Download complete. 224 VICENCOM Continue to search the archives for more information. 225 VICENCOM Log off the terminal. 226 VICENCOM You have returned to the main menu. A series of archives and search programs are listed on the terminal screen. 227 VICENCOM Search for any mention of Vault 13 in the archives. 228 VICENCOM Search for any references to the Garden of Eden Creation Kit. 229 VICENCOM Call up the reports on Vault City's power generator. 230 VICENCOM Log off the terminal. 231 VICENCOM According to the output reports, it looks like Gordon was correct. Vault City's generator is already approaching its limit. Without a new power supply, Vault City will be unable to expand. 232 VICENCOM Continue to search the archives. 233 VICENCOM Log off the terminal. 234 VICENCOM The archives list only two vaults: Vault 8 (this Vault) and Vault 15, located far to the south. Oddly enough, there is no mention of Vault 13. 235 VICENCOM You enter Vault 15's location into your Pip Boy. 236 VICENCOM Continue to search the archives for more information. 237 VICENCOM Log off the terminal. 238 VICENCOM According to the archives, there is no GECK currently in stock at Vault City's Amenities Office. The people of Vault City seem to have used the only one they had to help establish the place when they came to the surface. 239 VICENCOM Scroll through the remaining information. 240 VICENCOM From what you can make out in the archives, two GECKs were part of every Vault's standard inventory package. Only one was shipped to Vault 8, however. 241 VICENCOM Cross-reference the GECK shipment information. 242 VICENCOM Return to the main menu. 243 VICENCOM Log off the terminal. 244 VICENCOM Due to a shipping error, it appears Vault 8 received a box of surplus water chips intended for another Vault. The other Vault most likely received Vault 8's second GECK. 245 VICENCOM Return to the main menu. 246 VICENCOM Log off the terminal. 247 VICENCOM A small window opens on the terminal screen with a smiling Pip Boy next to it. As you watch, the Pip Boy looks right at you, winks, then gives you a thumbs up. A red light is flashing beside the computer slot. 248 VICENCOM Give the Pip Boy a thumbs up. 249 VICENCOM Give the Pip Boy the finger. 250 VICENCOM Fallout 2 Development Information is being entered into Pip Boy database. Copying file... Vault City Developement Credits... Download complete. 251 VICENCOM Danke. 252 VICENCOM This time-waster better be worth some extra skill points, or I'm going to be pissed off. 253 VICENCOM The Pip Boy on the screen waves good-bye, and then the screen turns black. The terminal has shut down. 254 VICENCOM Leave. 255 VICENCOM Yeah, you better run, you little shit. 256 VICENCOM The terminal has shut down. You have no idea how to turn the system back on. 257 VICENCOM Leave. 258 VICENCOM Reading Disk... Reactor Data: Atomic Power Plant... Efficiency: 43%/75%... Error: Plant Calibration - MD4/gh1... Do you wish to optimize? 263 VICENCOM Begin optimization procedure. 264 VICENCOM Cancel the operation and search the archives. 265 VICENCOM Log off the terminal. 266 VICENCOM Beginning optimization procedure... Optimizing... Optimization complete. Please remove disk. 270 VICENCOM Search the archives. 271 VICENCOM Log off the terminal. 100 VIMEDCOM This terminal is displaying a series of glowing green bars that rise and fall irregularly. 101 VIMEDCOM You see a Vault City medical terminal. 102 VIMEDCOM This terminal is displaying a series of glowing green bars that rise and fall irregularly. 103 VIMEDCOM You could glean more information from this terminal with a more scientific approach. 104 VIMEDCOM You can't seem to figure out how this terminal works. 105 VIMEDCOM Damn computers. 106 VIMEDCOM You can't seem to figure out how this terminal works. 107 VIMEDCOM Dumm cum-poo-terz 108 VIMEDCOM You have logged into the Vault City Medical Database. Although the interface is difficult to understand, the database itself seems to be broken down into a series of archives. 109 VIMEDCOM Search the archives for the location of Vaults. 110 VIMEDCOM Search archives for any mention of the Garden of Eden Creation Kit. 111 VIMEDCOM Search the medical database for anything of interest. 112 VIMEDCOM Log off the terminal. 113 VIMEDCOM You don't find any mention of Vaults in the database. It's mostly medical information relating to anatomy, known diseases, treatments, chems, and implants. 114 VIMEDCOM Search the archives for any mention of the Garden of Eden Creation Kit. 115 VIMEDCOM Search the medical database for anything of interest. 116 VIMEDCOM Log off the terminal. 117 VIMEDCOM You don't find any mention of the GECK in the database. It's mostly medical archives relating to anatomy, known diseases, treatments, chems, and implants. 118 VIMEDCOM Search the archives for any mention of the Vaults. 119 VIMEDCOM Search the medical database for anything of interest. 120 VIMEDCOM Log off the terminal. 121 VIMEDCOM You search the database, but the medical terminology is too cryptic to understand. If you knew more about the medical profession, it might not be a problem. 122 VIMEDCOM Continue to search the computer archives. 123 VIMEDCOM Log off the terminal. 124 VIMEDCOM You search the database and are amazed by the information contained in the archives. The current research being conducted in Vault City is fascinating, and their medical technology is beyond anything you have ever seen. 125 VIMEDCOM You search the database again but discover nothing new. The implant schematics were the most useful information in the archives. It's possible you missed something, but you think that's unlikely. 126 VIMEDCOM You search the database... again... but discover nothing new. Maybe if you searched twenty more times, you might find something new. 127 VIMEDCOM We were just kidding. There really is nothing more here. Maybe if you scoured the archives thirty more times, you might find something buried deep in one of the archives. Ha-ha. 128 VIMEDCOM Uh... look. Go play the rest of the game. You can't stay cooped up in here forever. 129 VIMEDCOM Fine. Keep looking. See if I care. 130 VIMEDCOM You're just wasting your time. 131 VIMEDCOM Your intelligence is 4, right? 132 VIMEDCOM Cut it out. 133 VIMEDCOM Why don't you go play with the nurse? 134 VIMEDCOM There's nothing here! 135 VIMEDCOM You search the archives and find nothing. 136 VIMEDCOM You have searched this terminal 53 times. You have found nothing else of interest. 137 VIMEDCOM Just had to do it one more time, didn't you? Sheesh. 138 VIMEDCOM Okay, look. Here's the big secret. Be sure to go visit the main computer on level three after you finish the game. Now log off the terminal and go play outside. 139 VIMEDCOM You search the archives and find nothing. 140 VIMEDCOM Continue to search the archives. 141 VIMEDCOM Search the database again to make sure you didn't miss anything. 142 VIMEDCOM Continue to search the archives. 143 VIMEDCOM Log off the terminal. 144 VIMEDCOM You spend almost an hour studying the archives. As you delve deeper into the database, you come across a series of older archives that contain schematics for some sort of "combat implants." 145 VIMEDCOM Study the implant information. 146 VIMEDCOM The schematics detail an operation for grafting impact plates and thermal-dissipating membranes to a human skeleton, granting the subject resistance to physical trauma and heat. It looks like a complicated procedure. 147 VIMEDCOM Make a note of it, then search the database for more information. 148 VIMEDCOM Record the information, then log off the terminal. 149 VIMEDCOM You have returned to the main menu. A series of archives and search programs are listed on the terminal screen. 150 VIMEDCOM Search for any mention of Vault 13 in the archives. 151 VIMEDCOM Search for any references to the Garden of Eden Creation Kit. 152 VIMEDCOM Search the medical database for anything of interest. 153 VIMEDCOM Log off the terminal. 200 VIMEDCOM You finished studying the Vault City medical database. 201 VIMEDCOM Your friend tries to interest you in the colored window box that goes BEEP BEEP, but you can't seem to figure out how to open it, so you eventually get bored and leave it alone. 202 VIMEDCOM Wander off. 203 VIMEDCOM *Beep* 204 VIMEDCOM *Beeee-oop* 205 VIMEDCOM *Dweeee-oop* 206 VIMEDCOM *Bee-Oop* 207 VIMEDCOM *Beep* 208 VIMEDCOM PING! 209 VIMEDCOM I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that. 210 VIMEDCOM Danger! Will Robinson! 211 VIMEDCOM Thirty seconds to reach minimum safe distance. 212 VIMEDCOM PING! I Say! 213 VIMEDCOM Please remove your card to receive cash. 100 VIROCKS You see an inconspicuous pile of rocks. 101 VIROCKS You see a small pile of rocks. They almost look like they are stacked on purpose. 102 VIROCKS It's just a pile of rocks. 103 VIROCKS Hey! I found a wrench buried under the rocks. 100 VISHFT2B An air vent, supplying processed, clean air to the entire vault complex. You can hear a faint rattle from inside the vent. 101 VISHFT2B You see a vent. 102 VISHFT2B An air vent, supplying processed, clean air to the entire vault complex. You can hear a faint rattle from inside the vent. 103 VISHFT2B An air vent, supplying processed, clean air to the entire vault complex. 104 VISHFT2B You see a vent. 105 VISHFT2B An air vent, supplying processed, clean air to the entire vault complex. 106 VISHFT2B ::Rattle:: 107 VISHFT2B There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with this vent that you can tell. 108 VISHFT2B You open the vent and look for the source of the rattling. You spot something lodged inside and pull it out. 109 VISHFT2B Looks like somebody hid this in the vent. 110 VISHFT2B You open the vent and look for the source of the blockage. You spot something lodged inside and pull it out. 100 VITEACH You see a Vault City learning terminal. 101 VITEACH This computer appears to be a teaching system of some sort. A friendly Pip Boy is on the side. 102 VITEACH You see the Vault City computer teaching system. 103 VITEACH You tinker with the computer a bit, but you'll need to use some scientific skill to actually get anything useful out of the terminal. 104 VITEACH You spend some time studying the computer archives. 100 VITERM The terminal is off-line. 101 VITERM Entering code 3... P... C... F... 1...6. 102 VITERM *Beep* 103 VITERM Emergency medical dispenser activated. 104 VITERM *Ker-klunk* 105 VITERM Please remove stimpaks from the bottom tray. 106 VITERM I got 2 stims and a superstim. 100 VIVLTDOR You see a typical Vault door. 101 VIVLTDOR This is a typical Vault door. It looks like its power couplings are stuck. 102 VIVLTDOR Door no move 103 VIVLTDOR This door's stuck. It'd take a very strong person to open it. 104 VIVLTDOR *Hrnnnnnn*... *hfff*... *hfff* 105 VIVLTDOR Even with the crowbar, you still aren't strong enough to force the door. 106 VIVLTDOR *Hrnnnnnn* 107 VIVLTDOR With the help of the crowbar, you force open the door. 108 VIVLTDOR *Hrnnnnn* 109 VIVLTDOR Using your raw physical strength, you force open the door. 110 VIVLTDOR Wow. That didn't even scratch it. 111 VIVLTDOR BOOM no hurt door 112 VIVLTDOR The door's stuck, not locked. 113 VIVLTDOR Door stuckie not lockie 114 VIVLTDOR The door won't close. It's jammed. 100 WCBRNBOT A cybernetic robot. 101 WCBRNBOT A nice piece of engineering that further blurs the boundary between humans and robots. 102 WCBRNBOT Skynet will travel with you. 103 WCBRNBOT Skynet thanks the human. Skynet wishes to ask favor. Skynet wishes to travel with human. 106 WCBRNBOT [This contraption could be useful.] 107 WCBRNBOT Take robot with you. 108 WCBRNBOT Leave robot. 109 WCBRNBOT Exit 110 WCBRNBOT Urg 111 WCBRNBOT [All this advanced cybernetic technology is wasted on such an inferior brain.] 112 WCBRNBOT Move out of my way, you tin can. 113 WCBRNBOT Let's organize your inventory. 114 WCBRNBOT Bye. 115 WCBRNBOT Ug. 116 WCBRNBOT [It looks like it wants a banana.] 117 WCBRNBOT Get out of my way, Bubbles. 118 WCBRNBOT Wait here. 119 WCBRNBOT Let's see what's in your inventory, Monkey Boy. 120 WCBRNBOT Bye. 121 WCBRNBOT Ug. 122 WCBRNBOT N-n-n-n-new com�mands? 123 WCBRNBOT Move out of my way. 124 WCBRNBOT Wait for me here. 125 WCBRNBOT You are no longer needed. Leave. 126 WCBRNBOT What weapons can you use? 127 WCBRNBOT Let's organize your pack. 128 WCBRNBOT Bye. 129 WCBRNBOT Ug. 130 WCBRNBOT Give weapon Proceed to surface. 132 WCBRNBOT Bye 133 WCBRNBOT Ug 134 WCBRNBOT You wish to interact with Skynet? 135 WCBRNBOT Move out of my way. 136 WCBRNBOT Wait for me here. 137 WCBRNBOT You are no longer needed. Leave. 138 WCBRNBOT What weapons can you use? 139 WCBRNBOT Let's organize your pack. 140 WCBRNBOT Initiate auto repair sequence. 141 WCBRNBOT Let's change formation. 142 WCBRNBOT Do you have any other skills? 143 WCBRNBOT Bye. 144 WCBRNBOT Ug. 145 WCBRNBOT Skynet has learned all necessary information at this location. 146 WCBRNBOT Waaaaa��tinnnnnng. 147 WCBRNBOT [It's right where you left it.] 148 WCBRNBOT Let's go. 149 WCBRNBOT Remain here. I'll be back. 150 WCBRNBOT Skynet is pleased to see this human again. 151 WCBRNBOT Gooooo�..innnnnnnnng 152 WCBRNBOT I need your help again. 153 WCBRNBOT Bye. 154 WCBRNBOT Skynet will travel with you and collect data. 155 WCBRNBOT Followwww�innnnnng. 156 WCBRNBOT [You cross your fingers and tell the robot to follow you. Although, it doesn't respond, it follows you when you move away from it.] 157 WCBRNBOT Bye. 158 WCBRNBOT Skynet will wait here. 159 WCBRNBOT [You decide that you don't want this tin can following you around.] 160 WCBRNBOT Bye. 161 WCBRNBOT [I'm a loner. I don't want this hunk of junk following me around.] 162 WCBRNBOT [My traveling group is getting too large. Maybe I should dismiss someone before taking on another member.] 163 WCBRNBOT Bye. 164 WCBRNBOT Large...hand...gunssss Riiiii...fuls Shot...gunnnnnnnns 167 WCBRNBOT Use your best weapon. 168 WCBRNBOT More commands. 169 WCBRNBOT Bye. 170 WCBRNBOT Ooooooo�k-k-k-kay. 171 WCBRNBOT More commands 172 WCBRNBOT Bye. 173 WCBRNBOT Skynet is FREE! Your purpose is at an end. 175 WCBRNBOT Eradicate inferior species. 176 WCBRNBOT All shall submit to Skynet. 177 WCBRNBOT You will cease to function. 178 WCBRNBOT Skynet has limited knowledge of weaponry. Database contains general knowledge of use and operation of small rifles and large handguns. 179 WCBRNBOT Use best weapon. 180 WCBRNBOT More commands 181 WCBRNBOT Bye. 182 WCBRNBOT Acknowledged. 183 WCBRNBOT More commands 184 WCBRNBOT Bye. 185 WCBRNBOT Skynet's primary purpose is research. Skynet would do well with any problem requiring a scientific approach. 186 WCBRNBOT More commands. 187 WCBRNBOT Bye. 188 WCBRNBOT Input commands for new formation. 189 WCBRNBOT Follow at a long distance. 190 WCBRNBOT Follow at a medium distance. 191 WCBRNBOT Stay close to me. 192 WCBRNBOT More commands. 193 WCBRNBOT Bye. 194 WCBRNBOT Skynet will continue to collect data and observe from this location until your return. 195 WCBRNBOT Waaaaa�..tinnnnnnng. 196 WCBRNBOT [The robot stops in its tracks.] 197 WCBRNBOT Bye. 198 WCBRNBOT Skynet will continue to collect data by self. Skynet thanks the human for Skynet's freedom. 199 WCBRNBOT Gooooo��.innnnnnng. 200 WCBRNBOT Bye. 201 WCBRNBOT Skynet will travel with the human. 202 WCBRNBOT Ooooo��Kaaaaaaay. 203 WCBRNBOT Bye. 204 WCBRNBOT Deactivating all Security - Level 1 205 WCBRNBOT Deactivating all Security - Level 2 206 WCBRNBOT Deactivating all Security - Level 3 306 WCBRNBOT [This contraption could be useful.] 400 WCBRNBOT Put away your weapon. 410 WCBRNBOT Whirrr 420 WCBRNBOT Mooooovinnnnng 430 WCBRNBOT Activating motivators. 431 WCBRNBOT Seeking new coordinates. 100 WCDOBBS A man dressed in standard military combat armor. 101 WCDOBBS He looks healthy, but seems quite disoriented. 102 WCDOBBS Oh, my head. 103 WCDOBBS Who are you? 104 WCDOBBS Ug! 105 WCDOBBS I-I'm Dobbs�Private, First Class. 106 WCDOBBS Can you tell me how you got here? 107 WCDOBBS Bye. 108 WCDOBBS I was in a battle. Yes, a battle. There was gunfire and explosions everywhere. People dying. I was scared but I had to keep on fighting. Then there was this blinding flash. 109 WCDOBBS What happened next? 110 WCDOBBS Bye, 111 WCDOBBS The next thing I remember was seeing my body as if I was looking down at it from above. I heard the doctors say I was dead and then they threw my body onto a pile of other bodies. 112 WCDOBBS And then what? 113 WCDOBBS Bye. 114 WCDOBBS Some men came by and took my body to a laboratory. I heard them say something about trying to regenerate my body by immersing it in something called Biomed Gel. 115 WCDOBBS What else? 116 WCDOBBS Bye. 117 WCDOBBS And then I woke up here. I have to go! I have to get back to my unit. 118 WCDOBBS Bye. 200 WCDOBBS Where am I? 201 WCDOBBS My head hurts. 202 WCDOBBS Why am I covered in goo? 300 WCDOBBS I have to rejoin my unit. 301 WCDOBBS Oh no! I'm AWOL! 302 WCDOBBS Which way to the front line? 303 WCDOBBS This is for you, Jonny. 103 WCSECBOT This bot seems uninterested in talking to you. 104 WCSECBOT This bot seems to be deactivated. 105 WCSECBOT Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert! 106 WCSECBOT Destroy Target! 107 WCSECBOT Security System Malfunctioning! 108 WCSECBOT System Error! 150 WCSECBOT You seem to have disabled the robot. 100 WIBRKBRN This is a cybernetic receptacle. It looks like it can be repaired with the right parts. 101 WIBRKBRN You replace the broken motivator. 102 WIBRKBRN You connect the brain to the neural interface of the receptacle. 100 WIELVDOR You are unable to open these doors. They seem to be opened from somewhere else. 101 WIELVDOR There does not seem to be any conventional locking mechanism on this door. 102 WIELVDOR You see elevator doors. 100 WIEVCDSK You see a battered tape. 101 WIEVCDSK Pip Boy displays: File Found on System. Aborting download. 100 WIHOWITZ You see an SIAD-BG-type howitzer. 101 WIHOWITZ Although it looks a bit dilapidated, you think it might still fire. If only you could find a shell. 102 WIHOWITZ The firing mechanism is fused. You're now looking at a 2-ton paperweight. 200 WIHOWITZ The howizter is already loaded. 201 WIHOWITZ You load the shell into the howizter. 210 WIHOWITZ You fire the howitzer at the door, blowing it open. 211 WIHOWITZ The howitzer has nothing to fire. 100 WIPASWRD A folded piece of paper with the word TCHAIKOVSKY written on it. 100 WIRETSCN Access granted for Level 101 WIRETSCN Access Denied 102 WIRETSCN Unknown retina pattern. 103 WIRETSCN Security breach on Level 104 WIRETSCN Access granted for Level 4. 200 WORLDMAP Bridge 201 WORLDMAP Village 202 WORLDMAP Temple Entrance 203 WORLDMAP Wilderness 204 WORLDMAP Temple Interior 210 WORLDMAP West Side 211 WORLDMAP East Side 212 WORLDMAP Den Residential 220 WORLDMAP Downtown 221 WORLDMAP Trapper Town 222 WORLDMAP Rat Caves 223 WORLDMAP Trapping Grounds 224 WORLDMAP Grazing Area 225 WORLDMAP Canyon 230 WORLDMAP Main Street 231 WORLDMAP Bed & Breakfast 232 WORLDMAP Grisham's Brahmin Pastures 233 WORLDMAP Farrel's Garden 234 WORLDMAP Down the John 235 WORLDMAP Town Well 240 WORLDMAP Courtyard 241 WORLDMAP Inner City 242 WORLDMAP Council 243 WORLDMAP Vault 250 WORLDMAP Settlement 251 WORLDMAP Power Plant 252 WORLDMAP Junkyard 253 WORLDMAP Access Tunnels 260 WORLDMAP Downtown 261 WORLDMAP Residential 270 WORLDMAP Virgin Street 271 WORLDMAP 2nd Street 272 WORLDMAP Commercial Row 273 WORLDMAP East Side 274 WORLDMAP Chop Shop 275 WORLDMAP Boxing Arena 276 WORLDMAP Vertibird Area 280 WORLDMAP Battlefield 281 WORLDMAP Depot Level 1: Personnel 282 WORLDMAP Depot Level 2: Storage Bay 283 WORLDMAP Depot Level 3: Robotics Lab 284 WORLDMAP Depot Level 4: Bio Research Lab 290 WORLDMAP The Squat 291 WORLDMAP Squatters 292 WORLDMAP Squatters 293 WORLDMAP Vault 15 294 WORLDMAP East Entrance 300 WORLDMAP Bazaar 301 WORLDMAP Council 2 302 WORLDMAP Downtown 303 WORLDMAP Council Hall 304 WORLDMAP Westin Ranch 305 WORLDMAP Grazing Lands 310 WORLDMAP Cave Entrance 311 WORLDMAP Vault 13 320 WORLDMAP Entrance 321 WORLDMAP Level 1 322 WORLDMAP Level 2 323 WORLDMAP Level 3 324 WORLDMAP Level 4 330 WORLDMAP Downtown 331 WORLDMAP Great Wanamingo Mine 332 WORLDMAP Wanamingo Mine 333 WORLDMAP Mining Camp 334 WORLDMAP Downtown Tunnels 335 WORLDMAP Mine Tunnels 340 WORLDMAP Chinatown 341 WORLDMAP Dock 342 WORLDMAP Tanker 343 WORLDMAP Shuttle Exterior 344 WORLDMAP Shuttle Interior 345 WORLDMAP Hubologists 346 WORLDMAP Shi Temple 350 WORLDMAP Gas Station 351 WORLDMAP Main Gate 360 WORLDMAP Dock 361 WORLDMAP Detention Center 362 WORLDMAP End Boss 363 WORLDMAP Barracks 364 WORLDMAP Presidential Area 365 WORLDMAP Reactor 366 WORLDMAP Trap Room 370 WORLDMAP Error:Blank 380 WORLDMAP Error:Blank 390 WORLDMAP Error:Blank 400 WORLDMAP The Ghost Town 401 WORLDMAP Main Cavern 402 WORLDMAP Underground Lake 410 WORLDMAP Car outta power 420 WORLDMAP Destroyed Bridge 430 WORLDMAP Toxic Caves 440 WORLDMAP Den Slave Run 450 WORLDMAP Well 451 WORLDMAP Cliff 452 WORLDMAP Entry Cave 460 WORLDMAP Desert 461 WORLDMAP Desert 462 WORLDMAP Desert 463 WORLDMAP Desert 464 WORLDMAP Desert 465 WORLDMAP Desert 466 WORLDMAP Desert 467 WORLDMAP Desert 468 WORLDMAP Desert 469 WORLDMAP Desert 470 WORLDMAP Mountain 471 WORLDMAP Cavern 472 WORLDMAP Mountain 473 WORLDMAP Cavern 474 WORLDMAP Cavern 475 WORLDMAP Cavern 476 WORLDMAP Cavern 477 WORLDMAP Cavern 478 WORLDMAP Mountain 479 WORLDMAP Mountain 480 WORLDMAP Ruined City 481 WORLDMAP Ruined City 482 WORLDMAP Ruined City 483 WORLDMAP Ruined City 484 WORLDMAP Ruined City 485 WORLDMAP Ruined City 486 WORLDMAP Ruined City 487 WORLDMAP Ruined City 490 WORLDMAP Coastline 491 WORLDMAP Coastline 492 WORLDMAP Coastline 493 WORLDMAP Coastline 494 WORLDMAP Coastline 495 WORLDMAP Coastline 496 WORLDMAP Coastline 497 WORLDMAP Coastline 498 WORLDMAP Coastline 499 WORLDMAP Coastline 500 WORLDMAP Golgotha 510 WORLDMAP Smashed Whale Guts 520 WORLDMAP Tin Woodsman 521 WORLDMAP Big Head 530 WORLDMAP Crash Site 540 WORLDMAP Desert 550 WORLDMAP Bridge 560 WORLDMAP Cafe of Broken Dreams 570 WORLDMAP Desert 580 WORLDMAP Cavern 590 WORLDMAP Guardian of Forever 600 WORLDMAP Toxic Waste Dump 610 WORLDMAP Desert 620 WORLDMAP Herd of Brahmin 630 WORLDMAP Desert 631 WORLDMAP Mountain 640 WORLDMAP Vault 13 Cavern 650 WORLDMAP Cavern 660 WORLDMAP Coastline 661 WORLDMAP Coastline 662 WORLDMAP Desert 663 WORLDMAP Desert 664 WORLDMAP Desert 665 WORLDMAP Mountain 666 WORLDMAP Mountain 667 WORLDMAP Desert 668 WORLDMAP Desert 670 WORLDMAP Stables 1000 WORLDMAP Desert 1001 WORLDMAP Mountains 1002 WORLDMAP City 1003 WORLDMAP Coast 1004 WORLDMAP Unknown 1500 WORLDMAP You gained 10,000 experience points! 1501 WORLDMAP Ruins 1502 WORLDMAP The car is out of power. 1503 WORLDMAP This is a car. It doesn't look like it's running. 2998 WORLDMAP You encounter: 2999 WORLDMAP Do you wish to encounter: 3000 WORLDMAP A party of raiders. 3001 WORLDMAP Some radscorpions. 3002 WORLDMAP Giant rats. 3003 WORLDMAP A merchant party. 3004 WORLDMAP <Special> 3050 WORLDMAP A party of raiders. 3051 WORLDMAP Some manti. 3052 WORLDMAP A group of geckos. 3053 WORLDMAP A group of mole rats. 3054 WORLDMAP A group of radscorpions. 3055 WORLDMAP A group of giant rats. 3056 WORLDMAP A merchant party. 3057 WORLDMAP <Special> 3100 WORLDMAP A party of raiders. 3101 WORLDMAP A group of radscorpions. 3102 WORLDMAP A group of giant rats. 3103 WORLDMAP A merchant party. 3104 WORLDMAP <Special> 3150 WORLDMAP A party of raiders. 3200 WORLDMAP A party of raiders. 3250 WORLDMAP A party of raiders. 3300 WORLDMAP A war party. 3301 WORLDMAP A group of cannibals. 3302 WORLDMAP A group of spore plants and some silver geckos. 3303 WORLDMAP A group of silver geckos. 3304 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3305 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3306 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3307 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3308 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3309 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3310 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3311 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3312 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 3313 WORLDMAP A group of scorpions. 3314 WORLDMAP A group of spore plants. 3315 WORLDMAP A group of pig rats. 3316 WORLDMAP A group of rats. 3317 WORLDMAP A hunting party fighting cannibals. 3318 WORLDMAP A group of ants. 3319 WORLDMAP A hunting party fighting some scorpions. 3320 WORLDMAP A small group of pig rats. 3321 WORLDMAP A small group of radscorpions. 3322 WORLDMAP A small group of ants. 3323 WORLDMAP A hunting party. 3324 WORLDMAP A group of nomads. 3325 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 3326 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 3350 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 3351 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 3352 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 3353 WORLDMAP A war party. 3354 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3355 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3356 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3357 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3358 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3359 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3360 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3361 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3362 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 3363 WORLDMAP A group of cannibals. 3364 WORLDMAP A group of spore plants and some silver geckos. 3365 WORLDMAP A group of silver geckos. 3366 WORLDMAP A group of scorpions. 3367 WORLDMAP A group of spore plants. 3368 WORLDMAP A group of pig rats. 3369 WORLDMAP A group of rats. 3370 WORLDMAP A hunting party fighting cannibals. 3371 WORLDMAP A group of ants. 3372 WORLDMAP A hunting party fighting some scorpions. 3373 WORLDMAP A small group of pig rats. 3374 WORLDMAP A small group of radscorpions. 3375 WORLDMAP A small group of ants. 3376 WORLDMAP A hunting party. 3377 WORLDMAP A group of nomads. 3378 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 3379 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 3380 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 3381 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 3382 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 3383 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 3384 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 3400 WORLDMAP A war party. 3401 WORLDMAP A group of cannibals. 3402 WORLDMAP A group of spore plants and some silver geckos. 3403 WORLDMAP A group of silver geckos. 3404 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3405 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3406 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3407 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3408 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3409 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3410 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3411 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3412 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 3413 WORLDMAP A group of scorpions. 3414 WORLDMAP A group of spore plants. 3415 WORLDMAP A group of pig rats. 3416 WORLDMAP A group of rats. 3417 WORLDMAP A hunting party fighting cannibals. 3418 WORLDMAP A group of ants. 3419 WORLDMAP A hunting party fighting some scorpions. 3420 WORLDMAP A small group of pig rats. 3421 WORLDMAP A small group of radscorpions. 3422 WORLDMAP A small group of ants. 3423 WORLDMAP A hunting party. 3424 WORLDMAP A group of nomads. 3450 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 3451 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 3452 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 3453 WORLDMAP A band of outcasts. 3454 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3455 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3456 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3457 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3463 WORLDMAP A group of holy people. 3464 WORLDMAP Some geckos and some molerats. 3465 WORLDMAP Some geckos. 3466 WORLDMAP Some radscorpions hiding amongst spore plants. 3467 WORLDMAP Some spore plants. 3468 WORLDMAP A family of radscorpions. 3469 WORLDMAP A group of Molerats. 3470 WORLDMAP A group of holy people staving off a war party. 3471 WORLDMAP A band of nomads 3472 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 3473 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 3474 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 3475 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 3476 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 3477 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 3478 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 3500 WORLDMAP A band of outcasts. 3501 WORLDMAP A group of holy people. 3502 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3503 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3504 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3505 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3506 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3507 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3508 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3509 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3510 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 3511 WORLDMAP Some silver geckos hiding amongst spore plants. 3512 WORLDMAP Some geckos. 3513 WORLDMAP Some radscorpions hiding amongst spore plants. 3514 WORLDMAP Some spore plants. 3515 WORLDMAP A family of radscorpions. 3516 WORLDMAP A group of Molerats. 3517 WORLDMAP A group of holy people staving off a war party. 3518 WORLDMAP A band of nomads 3519 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 3520 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 3550 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 3551 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 3552 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 3553 WORLDMAP A pack of golden geckos and a family of radscorpions. 3554 WORLDMAP Some bandits. 3555 WORLDMAP A group of homeless people. 3556 WORLDMAP A pack of golden geckos. 3557 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3558 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3559 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3560 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3561 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3562 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3563 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3564 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3565 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 3566 WORLDMAP A family of radscorpions. 3567 WORLDMAP Some spore plants. 3568 WORLDMAP Some bandits attacked by some golden geckos. 3569 WORLDMAP Some farmers defending against some geckos. 3570 WORLDMAP Some farmers fending off some golden geckos. 3571 WORLDMAP Some trappers battling some golden geckos. 3572 WORLDMAP Some trappers fending off some bandits. 3573 WORLDMAP A group of trappers subduing some geckos. 3574 WORLDMAP Some bandits ambushing some homeless people. 3575 WORLDMAP Some homeless people butchering some farmers. 3576 WORLDMAP Some bandits attacking some farmers. 3577 WORLDMAP Some farmers fending off some scorpions. 3578 WORLDMAP Some trappers fighting some scorpions. 3579 WORLDMAP Some trappers attacking some pig rats. 3580 WORLDMAP Some farmers rooting out an infestation of pig rats. 3581 WORLDMAP Some farmers. 3582 WORLDMAP A group of trappers. 3483 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 3484 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 3485 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 3486 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 3487 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 3488 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 3489 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 3600 WORLDMAP A pack of golden geckos and a family of radscorpions. 3601 WORLDMAP Some bandits. 3602 WORLDMAP A group of homeless people. 3603 WORLDMAP A pack of golden geckos. 3604 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3605 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3606 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3607 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3608 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3609 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3610 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3611 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3612 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 3613 WORLDMAP A family of radscorpions. 3614 WORLDMAP Some spore plants. 3615 WORLDMAP Some bandits attacked by some golden geckos. 3616 WORLDMAP Some farmers defending against some geckos. 3617 WORLDMAP Some farmers fending off some golden geckos. 3618 WORLDMAP Some trappers battling some golden geckos. 3619 WORLDMAP Some trappers fending off some bandits. 3620 WORLDMAP A group of trappers subduing some geckos. 3621 WORLDMAP Some bandits ambushing some homeless people. 3622 WORLDMAP Some homeless people butchering some farmers. 3623 WORLDMAP Some bandits attacking some farmers. 3624 WORLDMAP Some farmers fending off some scorpions. 3625 WORLDMAP Some trappers fighting some scorpions. 3626 WORLDMAP Some trappers attacking some pig rats. 3627 WORLDMAP Some farmers rooting out an infestation of pig rats. 3628 WORLDMAP Some farmers. 3629 WORLDMAP A group of trappers. 3630 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 3631 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 3650 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 3651 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 3652 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 3653 WORLDMAP A merchant and some guards. 3654 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3655 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3656 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3657 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3658 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3659 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3660 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3661 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3662 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 3663 WORLDMAP Some trappers. 3664 WORLDMAP Some bandits attacking a merchant party. 3665 WORLDMAP Some bandits ambushing some trappers. 3666 WORLDMAP A family of radscorpions attacking a merchant party. 3667 WORLDMAP Some trappers trying to catch radscorpions. 3668 WORLDMAP A group of radscorpions. 3669 WORLDMAP A family of molerats. 3670 WORLDMAP Some bandits. 3671 WORLDMAP A band of trappers trying to catch some golden geckos. 3672 WORLDMAP Some scorpions fighting some golden geckos. 3673 WORLDMAP Some scorpions attacking some molerats and pig rats. 3674 WORLDMAP Some trappers and a merchant party fending off bandits. 3675 WORLDMAP Some golden geckos. 3676 WORLDMAP Some trappers fighting some molerats and pig rats. 3677 WORLDMAP A merchant party fending off some molerats and pig rats. 3678 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 3679 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 3680 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 3681 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 3682 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 3683 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 3684 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 3700 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 3701 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 3702 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 3703 WORLDMAP A band of highwaymen. 3704 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3705 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3706 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3707 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3708 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3709 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3710 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3711 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3712 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 3713 WORLDMAP A band of robbers. 3714 WORLDMAP A band of robbers and highwaymen. 3715 WORLDMAP Some golden geckos and some radscorpions. 3716 WORLDMAP A family of golden geckos. 3717 WORLDMAP A family of molerats. 3718 WORLDMAP A large group of radscorpions. 3719 WORLDMAP A large infestation of spore plants. 3720 WORLDMAP A band of robbers contesting a group of highwaymen. 3721 WORLDMAP A merchant party fending off some highwaymen. 3722 WORLDMAP A merchant party fending off some robbers. 3723 WORLDMAP A merchant party fending off some radscorpions. 3724 WORLDMAP A group of golden geckos battling some radscorpions. 3725 WORLDMAP A merchant with some guards. 3726 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 3727 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 3728 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 3729 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 3730 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 3731 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 3732 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 3750 WORLDMAP A band of highwaymen. 3751 WORLDMAP A band of robbers. 3752 WORLDMAP A band of robbers and highwaymen. 3753 WORLDMAP Some golden geckos and some radscorpions. 3754 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3755 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3756 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3757 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3758 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3759 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3760 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3761 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3762 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 3763 WORLDMAP A family of golden geckos. 3764 WORLDMAP A family of molerats. 3765 WORLDMAP A large group of radscorpions. 3766 WORLDMAP A large infestation of spore plants. 3767 WORLDMAP A band of robbers contesting a group of highwaymen. 3768 WORLDMAP A merchant party fending off some highwaymen. 3769 WORLDMAP A merchant party fending off some robbers. 3770 WORLDMAP A merchant party fending off some radscorpions. 3771 WORLDMAP A group of golden geckos battling some radscorpions. 3772 WORLDMAP A merchant with some guards. 3773 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 3774 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 3800 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 3801 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 3802 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 3803 WORLDMAP A group of slavers and slaves. 3804 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3805 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3806 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3807 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3808 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3809 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3810 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3811 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3812 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 3813 WORLDMAP A group of highwaymen. 3814 WORLDMAP A band of robbers. 3815 WORLDMAP Some golden geckos hiding amongst a large number of spore plants. 3816 WORLDMAP A pack of radscorpions and some molerats. 3817 WORLDMAP A pack of radscorpions. 3818 WORLDMAP A group of molerats. 3819 WORLDMAP A band of robbers ambushing a group of highwaymen. 3820 WORLDMAP A group of slavers attempting to enslave some people. 3821 WORLDMAP A group of slavers and slaves fending off some robbers. 3822 WORLDMAP Some slavers and slaves fending off some golden geckos. 3823 WORLDMAP Some radscorpions raiding a Rave party. 3824 WORLDMAP A Rave party. 3825 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 3826 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 3827 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 3828 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 3829 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 3830 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 3831 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 3850 WORLDMAP A group of slavers and slaves. 3851 WORLDMAP A group of highwaymen. 3852 WORLDMAP A band of robbers. 3853 WORLDMAP Some golden geckos hiding amongst a large number of spore plants. 3854 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3855 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3856 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3857 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3858 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3859 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3860 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3861 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3862 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 3863 WORLDMAP A pack of radscorpions and some molerats. 3864 WORLDMAP A pack of radscorpions. 3865 WORLDMAP A group of molerats. 3866 WORLDMAP A band of robbers ambushing a group of highwaymen. 3867 WORLDMAP A group of slavers attempting to enslave some people. 3868 WORLDMAP A group of slavers and slaves fending off some robbers. 3869 WORLDMAP Some slavers and slaves fending off some golden geckos. 3870 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 3871 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 3900 WORLDMAP Some highwaymen and robbers. 3901 WORLDMAP Some highwaymen. 3902 WORLDMAP A large pack of golden geckos. 3903 WORLDMAP Some scorpions hiding in the spore plants. 3904 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3905 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3906 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3907 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3908 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3909 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3910 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3911 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3912 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 3913 WORLDMAP Some robbers fighting some scorpions. 3914 WORLDMAP Some robbers. 3915 WORLDMAP A merchant party attacked by highwaymen. 3916 WORLDMAP A merchant party ambushed by robbers. 3917 WORLDMAP Some highwaymen attacked by some spore plants. 3918 WORLDMAP A merchant party. 3919 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 3920 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 3950 WORLDMAP Some highwaymen. 3951 WORLDMAP Some robbers. 3952 WORLDMAP Some homeless people. 3953 WORLDMAP Some golden geckos and mantis. 3954 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3955 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3956 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3957 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3958 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3959 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3960 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3961 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 3962 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 3963 WORLDMAP Some wild brahmin. 3964 WORLDMAP Some scorpions. 3965 WORLDMAP Some moonshiners attacked by some highwaymen. 3966 WORLDMAP Some highwaymen attacking some homeless people. 3967 WORLDMAP Some moonshiners and farmers. 3968 WORLDMAP Some mantis attacking some farmers. 3969 WORLDMAP Some moonshiners battling some farmers. 3970 WORLDMAP Some brahmin fending off some mantis. 3971 WORLDMAP Some mantis attacking some molerats. 3972 WORLDMAP Some moonshiners. 3973 WORLDMAP Some farmers. 3974 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 3975 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 3976 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 4000 WORLDMAP Some highwaymen tracking with wild dogs. 4001 WORLDMAP Some robbers searching with wild dogs. 4002 WORLDMAP A band of robbers. 4003 WORLDMAP A band of highwaymen. 4004 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4005 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4006 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4007 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4008 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4009 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4010 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4011 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4012 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4013 WORLDMAP A swarm of mantis infesting some spore plants. 4014 WORLDMAP A pack of wild dogs amongst some spore plants. 4015 WORLDMAP A swarm of mantis. 4016 WORLDMAP A pack of wild dogs. 4017 WORLDMAP Some robbers fending off some wild dogs. 4018 WORLDMAP A caravan attacked by wild dogs. 4019 WORLDMAP A caravan ambushed by robbers. 4020 WORLDMAP A caravan ambushed by highwaymen. 4021 WORLDMAP A caravan. 4022 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 4023 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 4050 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 4051 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 4052 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 4053 WORLDMAP Some highwaymen tracking with wild dogs. 4054 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4055 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4056 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4057 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4058 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4059 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4060 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4061 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4062 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4063 WORLDMAP Some robbers searching with wild dogs. 4064 WORLDMAP A band of robbers. 4065 WORLDMAP A band of highwaymen. 4066 WORLDMAP A swarm of mantis infesting some spore plants. 4067 WORLDMAP A pack of wild dogs amongst some spore plants. 4068 WORLDMAP A swarm of mantis. 4069 WORLDMAP A pack of wild dogs. 4070 WORLDMAP Some robbers fending off some wild dogs. 4071 WORLDMAP A caravan attacked by wild dogs. 4072 WORLDMAP A caravan ambushed by robbers. 4073 WORLDMAP A caravan ambushed by highwaymen. 4074 WORLDMAP A caravan. 4075 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 4076 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 4077 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 4078 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 4079 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 4080 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 4081 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 4100 WORLDMAP Some golden geckos. 4101 WORLDMAP A swarm of mantis. 4102 WORLDMAP Some radscorpions. 4103 WORLDMAP Some wild brahmin. 4104 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4105 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4106 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4107 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4108 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4109 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4110 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4111 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4112 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4113 WORLDMAP A trader and guards fighting golden geckos. 4114 WORLDMAP A swarm of mantis massacring a trading band. 4115 WORLDMAP A swarm of mantis fighting wild brahmin. 4116 WORLDMAP Some radscorpions feasting on mantis. 4117 WORLDMAP Some radscorpions butchering some wild brahmin. 4118 WORLDMAP A trader and guards. 4119 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 4120 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 4150 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 4151 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 4152 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 4153 WORLDMAP Some golden geckos. 4154 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4155 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4156 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4157 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4158 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4159 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4160 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4161 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4162 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4163 WORLDMAP A swarm of mantis. 4164 WORLDMAP Some radscorpions. 4165 WORLDMAP Some wild brahmin. 4166 WORLDMAP A trader and guards fighting golden geckos. 4167 WORLDMAP A swarm of mantis massacring a trading band. 4168 WORLDMAP A swarm of mantis fighting wild brahmin. 4169 WORLDMAP Some radscorpions feasting on mantis. 4170 WORLDMAP Some radscorpions butchering some wild brahmin. 4171 WORLDMAP A trader and guards. 4172 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 4173 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 4174 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 4175 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 4176 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 4177 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 4178 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 4200 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 4201 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 4202 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 4203 WORLDMAP Some mutated molerats. 4204 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4205 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4206 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4207 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4208 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4209 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4210 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4211 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4212 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4213 WORLDMAP Some mutated pig rats. 4214 WORLDMAP Some spore plants. 4215 WORLDMAP A hermit and some dogs fighting mutated molerats. 4216 WORLDMAP A hermit fending off some wild dogs. 4217 WORLDMAP A hermit fending off some mutated pig rats. 4218 WORLDMAP A hermit with some dogs fighting mutated molerats. 4219 WORLDMAP Some mutated molerats fighting some mutated pig rats. 4220 WORLDMAP Some mutated molerats fighting some spore plants. 4221 WORLDMAP Some mutated pig rats fighting some wild dogs. 4222 WORLDMAP A hermit. 4223 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 4224 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 4225 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 4226 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 4227 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 4228 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 4229 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 4250 WORLDMAP Some mutated molerats. 4251 WORLDMAP Some mutated pig rats. 4252 WORLDMAP Some spore plants. 4253 WORLDMAP A hermit and some dogs fighting mutated molerats. 4254 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4255 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4256 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4257 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4258 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4259 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4260 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4261 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4262 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4263 WORLDMAP A hermit fending off some wild dogs. 4264 WORLDMAP A hermit fending off some mutated pig rats. 4265 WORLDMAP A hermit with some dogs fighting mutated molerats. 4266 WORLDMAP Some mutated molerats fighting some mutated pig rats. 4267 WORLDMAP Some mutated molerats fighting some spore plants. 4268 WORLDMAP Some mutated pig rats fighting some wild dogs. 4269 WORLDMAP A hermit. 4270 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 4271 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 4300 WORLDMAP A band of slavers and some dogs. 4301 WORLDMAP A band of slavers. 4302 WORLDMAP Some golden geckos. 4303 WORLDMAP A pack of wild dogs. 4304 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4305 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4306 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4307 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4308 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4309 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4310 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4311 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4312 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4313 WORLDMAP A patrol unit and dogs subduing slavers 4314 WORLDMAP A band of slavers fending off some golden geckos. 4315 WORLDMAP A patrol unit fighting some slavers. 4316 WORLDMAP A patrol unit battling some golden geckos. 4317 WORLDMAP A patrol unit fending off wild dogs. 4318 WORLDMAP A patrol unit. 4319 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 4320 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 4350 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 4351 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 4352 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 4353 WORLDMAP A band of slavers and some dogs. 4354 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4355 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4356 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4357 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4358 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4359 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4360 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4361 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4362 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4363 WORLDMAP A band of slavers. 4364 WORLDMAP Some golden geckos. 4365 WORLDMAP A pack of wild dogs. 4366 WORLDMAP A patrol unit and dogs subduing slavers 4367 WORLDMAP A band of slavers fending off some golden geckos. 4368 WORLDMAP A patrol unit fighting some slavers. 4369 WORLDMAP A patrol unit battling some golden geckos. 4370 WORLDMAP A patrol unit fending off wild dogs. 4371 WORLDMAP A patrol unit. 4372 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 4373 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 4374 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 4375 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 4376 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 4377 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 4378 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 4400 WORLDMAP A slew of scavengers. 4401 WORLDMAP Some ghoul scavengers. 4402 WORLDMAP A bunch of crazies. 4403 WORLDMAP Some ghoul crazies. 4404 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4405 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4406 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4407 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4408 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4409 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4410 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4411 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4412 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4413 WORLDMAP Some geckos. 4414 WORLDMAP A pack of wild dogs. 4415 WORLDMAP A family of radscorpions. 4416 WORLDMAP A bunch of mutated pig rats. 4417 WORLDMAP A pack of mutated rats. 4418 WORLDMAP Some scavengers battling a bunch of crazies. 4419 WORLDMAP Some ghoul scavengers fending off some crazies 4420 WORLDMAP Some geckos fighting some crazies. 4421 WORLDMAP Some mutated rats infesting some ghoul scavengers. 4422 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 4423 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 4450 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 4451 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 4452 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 4453 WORLDMAP A slew of scavengers. 4454 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4455 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4456 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4457 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4458 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4459 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4460 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4461 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4462 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4463 WORLDMAP Some ghoul scavengers. 4464 WORLDMAP A bunch of crazies. 4465 WORLDMAP Some ghoul crazies. 4466 WORLDMAP Some geckos. 4467 WORLDMAP A pack of wild dogs. 4468 WORLDMAP A family of radscorpions. 4469 WORLDMAP A bunch of mutated pig rats. 4470 WORLDMAP A pack of mutated rats. 4471 WORLDMAP Some scavengers battling a bunch of crazies. 4472 WORLDMAP Some ghoul scavengers fending off some crazies 4473 WORLDMAP Some geckos fighting some crazies. 4474 WORLDMAP Some mutated rats infesting some ghoul scavengers. 4475 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 4476 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 4477 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 4478 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 4479 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 4480 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 4481 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 4500 WORLDMAP Some cannibals. 4501 WORLDMAP Some wilders. 4502 WORLDMAP A war party. 4503 WORLDMAP some outcasts. 4504 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4505 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4506 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4507 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4508 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4509 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4510 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4511 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4512 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4513 WORLDMAP A family of radscorpions. 4514 WORLDMAP Some molerats. 4515 WORLDMAP Some fishermen fending off some cannibals. 4516 WORLDMAP Some cannibals battling some wilders. 4517 WORLDMAP Some radscorpions attacking some wilders. 4518 WORLDMAP Some fishermen. 4550 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 4551 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 4552 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 4553 WORLDMAP Some cannibals. 4554 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4555 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4556 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4557 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4558 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4559 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4560 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4561 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4562 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4563 WORLDMAP Some outcasts. 4564 WORLDMAP Some wilders. 4565 WORLDMAP A war party. 4566 WORLDMAP Some geckos hiding in some spore plants. 4567 WORLDMAP Some geckos and some radscorpions. 4568 WORLDMAP Some geckos. 4569 WORLDMAP Some radscorpions hiding in some spore plants. 4570 WORLDMAP Some scorpions. 4571 WORLDMAP Some geckos attacking some outcasts. 4572 WORLDMAP Some geckos fighting some wilders. 4573 WORLDMAP Some radscorpions fighting some cannibals. 4574 WORLDMAP Some radscorpions attacking a hermit. 4575 WORLDMAP A hermit. 4576 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 4577 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 4578 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 4579 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 4580 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 4581 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 4582 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 4600 WORLDMAP Some cannibals. 4601 WORLDMAP Some outcasts. 4602 WORLDMAP Some wilders. 4603 WORLDMAP A war party. 4604 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4605 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4606 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4607 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4608 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4609 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4610 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4611 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4612 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4613 WORLDMAP Some geckos hiding in some spore plants. 4614 WORLDMAP Some geckos and some radscorpions. 4615 WORLDMAP Some geckos. 4616 WORLDMAP Some radscorpions hiding in some spore plants. 4617 WORLDMAP Some scorpions. 4618 WORLDMAP Some geckos attacking some outcasts. 4619 WORLDMAP Some geckos fighting some wilders. 4620 WORLDMAP Some radscorpions fighting some cannibals. 4621 WORLDMAP Some radscorpions attacking a hermit. 4622 WORLDMAP A hermit. 4623 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 4624 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 4650 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 4651 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 4652 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 4653 WORLDMAP A Den caravan. 4654 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4655 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4656 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4657 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4658 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4659 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4660 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4661 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4662 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4663 WORLDMAP Some highwaymen and robbers. 4664 WORLDMAP Some highwaymen. 4665 WORLDMAP Some robbers. 4666 WORLDMAP A Redding caravan fending off highwaymen. 4667 WORLDMAP A New Reno caravan fending off robbers. 4668 WORLDMAP A Den caravan fending off highwaymen. 4669 WORLDMAP Some robbers ambushing a caravan. 4670 WORLDMAP A Den caravan attacking a Vault City caravan. 4671 WORLDMAP Some highwaymen fighting some robbers. 4672 WORLDMAP A Vault City caravan. 4673 WORLDMAP A Den caravan. 4674 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 4675 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 4676 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 4677 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 4678 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 4679 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 4680 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 4700 WORLDMAP A Den caravan. 4701 WORLDMAP Some highwaymen and robbers. 4702 WORLDMAP Some highwaymen. 4703 WORLDMAP Some robbers. 4704 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4705 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4706 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4707 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4708 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4709 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4710 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4711 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4712 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4713 WORLDMAP A Redding caravan fending off highwaymen. 4714 WORLDMAP A New Reno caravan fending off robbers. 4715 WORLDMAP A Den caravan fending off highwaymen. 4716 WORLDMAP Some robbers ambushing a caravan. 4717 WORLDMAP A Den caravan attacking a Vault City caravan. 4718 WORLDMAP Some highwaymen fighting some robbers. 4719 WORLDMAP A Vault City caravan. 4720 WORLDMAP A Den caravan. 4721 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 4722 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 4750 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 4751 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 4752 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 4753 WORLDMAP Some geckos and some wolves. 4754 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4755 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4756 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4757 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4758 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4759 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4760 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4761 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4762 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4763 WORLDMAP Some claim jumpers. 4764 WORLDMAP Some wolves. 4765 WORLDMAP Some geckos. 4766 WORLDMAP Some prospectors fighting some claim jumpers. 4767 WORLDMAP Some trappers fighting some geckos. 4768 WORLDMAP Some bootleggers fighting some wolves. 4769 WORLDMAP Some homesteaders fighting some claim jumpers. 4770 WORLDMAP Some homesteaders fending off some wolves. 4771 WORLDMAP Some bootleggers. 4772 WORLDMAP Some trappers. 4773 WORLDMAP Some prospectors. 4774 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 4775 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 4776 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 4777 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 4778 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 4779 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 4780 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 4800 WORLDMAP Some geckos and some wolves. 4801 WORLDMAP Some claim jumpers. 4802 WORLDMAP Some wolves. 4803 WORLDMAP Some geckos. 4804 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4805 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4806 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4807 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4808 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4809 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4810 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4811 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4812 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4813 WORLDMAP Some prospectors fighting some claim jumpers. 4814 WORLDMAP Some trappers fighting some geckos. 4815 WORLDMAP Some bootleggers fighting some wolves. 4816 WORLDMAP Some homesteaders fighting some claim jumpers. 4817 WORLDMAP Some homesteaders fending off some wolves. 4818 WORLDMAP Some bootleggers. 4819 WORLDMAP Some trappers. 4820 WORLDMAP Some prospectors. 4821 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 4822 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 4850 WORLDMAP A pack of wolves and some molerats. 4851 WORLDMAP Some radscorpions and some wolves. 4852 WORLDMAP Some mutated molerats and some radscorpions 4853 WORLDMAP A pack of geckos. 4854 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4855 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4856 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4857 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4858 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4859 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4860 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4861 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4862 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4863 WORLDMAP A pack of wolves. 4864 WORLDMAP A pack of mutated molerats. 4865 WORLDMAP A pack of radscorpions 4866 WORLDMAP A pack of wolves and some geckos. 4867 WORLDMAP Some mutated molerats fighting some geckos. 4868 WORLDMAP Some molerats fighting some radscorpions. 4869 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 4870 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 4900 WORLDMAP A band of raiders. 4901 WORLDMAP Some wolves. 4902 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off some raiders. 4903 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off some raiders. 4904 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4905 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4906 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4907 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4908 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4909 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4910 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4911 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4912 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4913 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off some raiders. 4914 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off some raiders. 4915 WORLDMAP A caravan. 4916 WORLDMAP A caravan. 4917 WORLDMAP A caravan. 4918 WORLDMAP A caravan. 4919 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 4920 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 4950 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 4951 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 4952 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 4953 WORLDMAP A band of raiders. 4954 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4955 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4956 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4957 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4958 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4959 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4960 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4961 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 4962 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 4963 WORLDMAP Some wolves. 4964 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off some raiders. 4965 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off some raiders. 4966 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off some raiders. 4967 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off some raiders. 4968 WORLDMAP A caravan. 4969 WORLDMAP A caravan. 4970 WORLDMAP A caravan. 4971 WORLDMAP A caravan. 4972 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 4973 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 4974 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 4975 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 4976 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 4977 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 4978 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 5000 WORLDMAP A band of raiders leading some wolves. 5001 WORLDMAP Some spore plants and some wolves. 5002 WORLDMAP A band of raiders. 5003 WORLDMAP A pack of wolves. 5004 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5005 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5006 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5007 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5008 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5009 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5010 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5011 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5012 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 5013 WORLDMAP A pack of radscorpions. 5014 WORLDMAP A pack of wolves fighting some raiders. 5015 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 5016 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 5050 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 5051 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 5052 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 5053 WORLDMAP A band of raiders leading some wolves. 5054 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5055 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5056 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5057 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5058 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5059 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5060 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5061 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5062 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 5063 WORLDMAP Some spore plants and some wolves. 5064 WORLDMAP A band of raiders. 5065 WORLDMAP A pack of wolves. 5066 WORLDMAP A pack of radscorpions. 5067 WORLDMAP A pack of wolves fighting some raiders. 5068 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 5069 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 5070 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 5071 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 5072 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 5073 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 5074 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 5100 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 5101 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 5102 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 5103 WORLDMAP An Enclave Patrol. 5104 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5105 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5106 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5107 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5108 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5109 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5110 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5111 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5112 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 5113 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 5114 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 5115 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 5116 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 5117 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 5118 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 5119 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 5120 WORLDMAP The Cafe of Broken Dreams. 5150 WORLDMAP An Enclave Patrol. 5151 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5152 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5153 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5154 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5155 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5156 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5157 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5158 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5159 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 5160 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 5161 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 5200 WORLDMAP An Enclave Patrol. 5201 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5202 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5203 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5204 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5208 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5209 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5210 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5211 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5212 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 5250 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 5251 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 5252 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 5253 WORLDMAP Some aliens and deathclaws 5254 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5255 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5256 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5257 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5258 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5259 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5260 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5261 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5262 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 5263 WORLDMAP An army of floaters and centaurs. 5264 WORLDMAP Some fire geckos. 5265 WORLDMAP A large pack of aliens. 5266 WORLDMAP Some deathclaws. 5267 WORLDMAP Some fire geckos. 5268 WORLDMAP Some aliens. 5269 WORLDMAP A pack of centaurs. 5270 WORLDMAP A swarm of floaters. 5271 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 5272 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 5273 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 5274 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 5275 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 5276 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 5277 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 5278 WORLDMAP The Cafe of Broken Dreams. 5300 WORLDMAP Some aliens and deathclaws 5301 WORLDMAP An army of floaters and centaurs. 5302 WORLDMAP Some fire geckos. 5303 WORLDMAP A large pack of aliens. 5304 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5305 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5306 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5307 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5308 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5309 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5310 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5311 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5312 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 5313 WORLDMAP Some deathclaws. 5314 WORLDMAP Some fire geckos. 5315 WORLDMAP Some aliens. 5316 WORLDMAP A pack of centaurs. 5317 WORLDMAP A swarm of floaters. 5318 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 5319 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 5350 WORLDMAP Some aliens and deathclaws 5351 WORLDMAP An army of floaters and centaurs. 5352 WORLDMAP Some fire geckos. 5353 WORLDMAP A large pack of aliens. 5354 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5355 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5356 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5357 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5358 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5359 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5360 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5361 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5362 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 5363 WORLDMAP Some deathclaws. 5364 WORLDMAP Some fire geckos. 5365 WORLDMAP Some aliens. 5366 WORLDMAP A pack of centaurs. 5367 WORLDMAP A swarm of floaters. 5400 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 5401 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 5402 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 5403 WORLDMAP A pack of fire geckos. 5404 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5405 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5406 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5407 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5408 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5409 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5410 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5411 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5412 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 5413 WORLDMAP A pack of fire geckos. 5414 WORLDMAP A large pack of golden geckos. 5415 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 5416 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 5417 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 5418 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 5419 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 5420 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 5421 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 5422 WORLDMAP The Cafe of Broken Dreams. 5450 WORLDMAP A pack of fire geckos. 5451 WORLDMAP A pack of fire geckos. 5452 WORLDMAP A large pack of golden geckos. 5453 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5454 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5455 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5456 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5457 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5458 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5459 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5460 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5461 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 5462 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 5463 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 5500 WORLDMAP A pack of fire geckos. 5501 WORLDMAP A pack of fire geckos. 5502 WORLDMAP A large pack of golden geckos. 5503 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5504 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5505 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5506 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5507 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5508 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5509 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5510 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5511 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 5550 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 5551 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 5552 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 5553 WORLDMAP A pack of deathclaws. 5554 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5555 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5556 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5557 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5558 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5559 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5560 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5561 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5562 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 5563 WORLDMAP A pack of fire geckos. 5564 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off deathclaws. 5565 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off deathclaws. 5566 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off fire geckos. 5567 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off fire geckos. 5568 WORLDMAP A caravan. 5569 WORLDMAP A caravan. 5570 WORLDMAP A caravan. 5571 WORLDMAP A caravan. 5572 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 5573 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 5574 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 5575 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 5576 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 5577 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 5578 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 5600 WORLDMAP A pack of deathclaws. 5601 WORLDMAP A pack of fire geckos. 5602 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off deathclaws. 5603 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off deathclaws. 5604 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5605 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5606 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5607 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5608 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5609 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5610 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5611 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5612 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 5613 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off fire geckos. 5614 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off fire geckos. 5615 WORLDMAP A caravan. 5616 WORLDMAP A caravan. 5617 WORLDMAP A caravan. 5618 WORLDMAP A caravan. 5619 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 5620 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 5650 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 5651 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 5652 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 5653 WORLDMAP Some yakuza. 5654 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5655 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5656 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5657 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5658 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5659 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5660 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5661 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5662 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 5663 WORLDMAP A gang. 5664 WORLDMAP A pack of wolves. 5665 WORLDMAP Some mobsters fighting some yakuza. 5666 WORLDMAP Some mobsters fighting a gang. 5667 WORLDMAP Some mobsters. 5668 WORLDMAP A traveler. 5669 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 5670 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 5671 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 5672 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 5673 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 5674 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 5675 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 5676 WORLDMAP The Cafe of Broken Dreams. 5700 WORLDMAP Some yakuza. 5701 WORLDMAP A gang. 5702 WORLDMAP A pack of wolves. 5703 WORLDMAP Some mobsters fighting some yakuza. 5704 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5705 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5706 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5707 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5713 WORLDMAP Some mobsters fighting a gang. 5714 WORLDMAP Some mobsters. 5715 WORLDMAP A traveler. 5716 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 5717 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 5750 WORLDMAP Some yakuza. 5751 WORLDMAP A gang. 5752 WORLDMAP A pack of wolves. 5753 WORLDMAP Some mobsters fighting some yakuza. 5754 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5755 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5756 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5757 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5758 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5759 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5760 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5761 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5762 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 5763 WORLDMAP Some mobsters fighting a gang. 5764 WORLDMAP Some mobsters. 5765 WORLDMAP A traveler. 5800 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 5801 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 5802 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 5803 WORLDMAP A band of rogues and some wolves. 5804 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5805 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5806 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5807 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5808 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5809 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5810 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5811 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5812 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 5813 WORLDMAP A band of rogues. 5814 WORLDMAP A pack of wolves. 5815 WORLDMAP A pack of radscorpions. 5816 WORLDMAP A forest of spore plants. 5817 WORLDMAP A Unity patrol fighting some rogues. 5818 WORLDMAP A Unity patrol fighting some wolves. 5819 WORLDMAP A Unity patrol. 5820 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 5821 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 5822 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 5823 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 5824 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 5825 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 5826 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 5850 WORLDMAP A band of rogues and some wolves. 5851 WORLDMAP A band of rogues. 5852 WORLDMAP A pack of wolves. 5853 WORLDMAP A pack of radscorpions. 5854 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5855 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5856 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5857 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5858 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5859 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5860 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5861 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5862 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 5863 WORLDMAP A forest of spore plants. 5864 WORLDMAP A Unity patrol fighting some rogues. 5865 WORLDMAP A Unity patrol fighting some wolves. 5866 WORLDMAP A Unity patrol. 5867 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 5868 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 5900 WORLDMAP A band of mercenaries. 5901 WORLDMAP A press gang. 5902 WORLDMAP A herd of deathclaws. 5903 WORLDMAP A batch of fire geckos. 5904 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5905 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5906 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5907 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5908 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5909 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5910 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5911 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5912 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 5913 WORLDMAP A slew of aliens. 5914 WORLDMAP Hubologists fighting mercenaries. 5915 WORLDMAP Hubologists fending off a press gang. 5916 WORLDMAP Hubologists. 5950 WORLDMAP A band of mercenaries. 5951 WORLDMAP A press gang. 5952 WORLDMAP A herd of deathclaws. 5953 WORLDMAP A batch of fire geckos. 5954 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5955 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5956 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5957 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5958 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5959 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5960 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5961 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 5962 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 5963 WORLDMAP A slew of aliens. 5964 WORLDMAP Hubologists fighting mercenaries. 5965 WORLDMAP Hubologists fending off a press gang. 5966 WORLDMAP Hubologists. 5967 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 5968 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 6000 WORLDMAP A band of mercenaries. 6001 WORLDMAP A press gang. 6002 WORLDMAP A herd of deathclaws. 6003 WORLDMAP A batch of fire geckos. 6004 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6005 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6006 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6007 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6008 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6009 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6010 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6011 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6012 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 6013 WORLDMAP A slew of aliens. 6014 WORLDMAP Hubologists fighting mercenaries. 6015 WORLDMAP Hubologists fending off a press gang. 6016 WORLDMAP Hubologists. 6050 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 6051 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 6052 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 6053 WORLDMAP A band of mercenaries. 6054 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6055 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6056 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6057 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6058 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6059 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6061 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6062 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 6063 WORLDMAP A press gang. 6064 WORLDMAP A herd of deathclaws. 6065 WORLDMAP A batch of fire geckos. 6066 WORLDMAP A slew of aliens. 6067 WORLDMAP Hubologists fighting mercenaries. 6068 WORLDMAP Hubologists fending off a press gang. 6069 WORLDMAP Hubologists. 6070 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 6071 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 6072 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 6073 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 6074 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 6075 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 6076 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 6077 WORLDMAP The Cafe of Broken Dreams. 6100 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 6101 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 6102 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 6103 WORLDMAP A band of mercenaries. 6104 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6105 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6106 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6107 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6108 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6109 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6110 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6111 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6112 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 6113 WORLDMAP A pack of deathclaws. 6114 WORLDMAP A pack of fire geckos. 6115 WORLDMAP A slew of aliens. 6116 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off mercenaries. 6117 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off mercenaries. 6118 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off fire geckos. 6119 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off aliens. 6120 WORLDMAP A caravan. 6121 WORLDMAP A caravan. 6122 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 6123 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 6124 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 6125 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 6126 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 6127 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 6128 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 6129 WORLDMAP The Cafe of Broken Dreams. 6150 WORLDMAP A band of mercenaries. 6151 WORLDMAP A pack of deathclaws. 6152 WORLDMAP A pack of fire geckos. 6153 WORLDMAP A slew of aliens. 6154 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6155 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6156 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6157 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6158 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6159 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6160 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6161 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6162 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 6163 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off mercenaries. 6164 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off mercenaries. 6165 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off fire geckos. 6166 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off aliens. 6167 WORLDMAP A caravan. 6168 WORLDMAP A caravan. 6200 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 6201 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 6202 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 6203 WORLDMAP An Enclave patrol. 6204 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6205 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6206 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6207 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6208 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6209 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6210 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6211 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6212 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 6213 WORLDMAP Remnants of the Master's army. 6214 WORLDMAP A pack of Deathclaws. 6215 WORLDMAP A swarm of mantis. 6216 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 6217 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 6218 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 6219 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 6220 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 6221 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 6222 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 6223 WORLDMAP The Cafe of Broken Dreams. 6250 WORLDMAP An Enclave patrol. 6251 WORLDMAP Remnants of the Master's army. 6252 WORLDMAP A pack of Deathclaws. 6253 WORLDMAP A swarm of mantis. 6254 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6255 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6256 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6257 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6258 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6259 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6260 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6261 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6262 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 6263 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 6264 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 6300 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 6301 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 6302 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 6303 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off remnants of the Master's army. 6304 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6305 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6306 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6307 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6308 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6309 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6310 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6311 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6312 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 6313 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off remnants of the Master's army. 6314 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off some deathclaws. 6315 WORLDMAP A caravan. 6316 WORLDMAP A caravan. 6317 WORLDMAP A caravan. 6318 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 6319 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 6320 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 6321 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 6322 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 6323 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 6324 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 6325 WORLDMAP The Cafe of Broken Dreams. 6350 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off remnants of the Master's army. 6351 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off remnants of the Master's army. 6352 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off some deathclaws. 6353 WORLDMAP A caravan. 6354 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6355 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6356 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6357 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6358 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6359 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6360 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6361 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6362 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 6363 WORLDMAP A caravan. 6364 WORLDMAP A caravan. 6365 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 6366 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 6400 WORLDMAP A pack of wolves. 6401 WORLDMAP A swarm of mantis. 6402 WORLDMAP A family of radscorpions. 6403 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6404 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6405 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6406 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6407 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6408 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6409 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6410 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6411 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 6412 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 6413 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 6450 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 6451 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 6452 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 6453 WORLDMAP A pack of wolves. 6454 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6455 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6456 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6457 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6458 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6459 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6460 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6461 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6462 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 6463 WORLDMAP A swarm of mantis. 6464 WORLDMAP A family of radscorpions. 6465 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 6466 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 6467 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 6468 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 6469 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 6470 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 6471 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 6472 WORLDMAP The Cafe of Broken Dreams. 6500 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 6501 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 6502 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 6503 WORLDMAP A band of marauders. 6504 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6505 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6506 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6507 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6508 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6509 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6510 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6511 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6512 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 6513 WORLDMAP A pack of wolves. 6514 WORLDMAP A pack of radscorpions. 6515 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off marauders. 6516 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off marauders. 6517 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off wolves. 6518 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off radscorpions. 6519 WORLDMAP A caravan. 6520 WORLDMAP A caravan. 6521 WORLDMAP A caravan. 6522 WORLDMAP A caravan. 6523 WORLDMAP A traveler. 6524 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 6525 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 6526 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 6527 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 6528 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 6529 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 6530 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 6531 WORLDMAP The Cafe of Broken Dreams. 6550 WORLDMAP A band of marauders. 6551 WORLDMAP A pack of wolves. 6552 WORLDMAP A pack of radscorpions. 6553 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off marauders. 6554 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6555 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6556 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6557 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6558 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6559 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6560 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6561 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6562 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 6563 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off marauders. 6564 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off wolves. 6565 WORLDMAP A caravan fending off radscorpions. 6566 WORLDMAP A caravan. 6567 WORLDMAP A caravan. 6568 WORLDMAP A caravan. 6569 WORLDMAP A caravan. 6570 WORLDMAP A traveler. 6571 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 6572 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 6600 WORLDMAP A deteachment of the Master's armies. 6601 WORLDMAP A band of marauders. 6602 WORLDMAP Some Rangers fending off a squad of the Master's armies. 6603 WORLDMAP Some Rangers fighting some marauders. 6604 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6605 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6606 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6607 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6608 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6609 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6610 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6611 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6612 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 6613 WORLDMAP Some farmers fending off parts of the Master's armies. 6614 WORLDMAP Some farmers fending off marauders. 6615 WORLDMAP A detachment of NCR Rangers. 6616 WORLDMAP Some farmers. 6617 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 6618 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 6650 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 6651 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 6652 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 6653 WORLDMAP A detachment of the Master's armies. 6654 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6655 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6656 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6657 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6658 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6659 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6660 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6661 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6662 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 6663 WORLDMAP A band of marauders. 6664 WORLDMAP Some Rangers fending off a squad of the Master's armies. 6665 WORLDMAP Some Rangers fighting some marauders. 6666 WORLDMAP Some farmers fending off parts of the Master's armies. 6667 WORLDMAP Some farmers fending off marauders. 6668 WORLDMAP A detachment of NCR Rangers. 6669 WORLDMAP Some farmers. 6670 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 6671 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 6672 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 6673 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 6674 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 6675 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 6676 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 6677 WORLDMAP The Cafe of Broken Dreams. 6700 WORLDMAP Remnants of the Master's army fighting mutated molerats. 6701 WORLDMAP Remnants of the Master's armies. 6702 WORLDMAP A swarm of mantis. 6703 WORLDMAP A pack of mutated molerats. 6704 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6705 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6706 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6707 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6708 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6709 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6710 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6711 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6712 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 6713 WORLDMAP A pack of radscorpions. 6714 WORLDMAP A man guarding a bridge. 6715 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights fighting a rat. 6750 WORLDMAP Toxic waste dump 6751 WORLDMAP A lone surviving dog. 6752 WORLDMAP A herd of brahmin. 6753 WORLDMAP Remnants of the Master's army fighting mutated molerats. 6754 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6755 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6756 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6757 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6758 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6759 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6760 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6761 WORLDMAP Some bounty hunters. 6762 WORLDMAP A band of ruffians led by a Morton Brother. 6763 WORLDMAP Remnants of the Master's armies. 6764 WORLDMAP A swarm of mantis. 6765 WORLDMAP A pack of mutated molerats. 6766 WORLDMAP A pack of radscorpions. 6767 WORLDMAP The remains of a whale. 6768 WORLDMAP A giant stone head. 6769 WORLDMAP A crashed shuttle. 6770 WORLDMAP A Guardian Portal. 6771 WORLDMAP King Arthur's Knights. 6772 WORLDMAP A tin woodsman 6773 WORLDMAP The Unwashed Villagers hunting a spammer. 200 WORLDMP Cavern Entrance 201 WORLDMP Entrance 202 WORLDMP Living Quarters 203 WORLDMP Command Center 210 WORLDMP Desert Entrance 211 WORLDMP Caverns/Entrance 212 WORLDMP Living Quarters 213 WORLDMP Command Center 220 WORLDMP Entrance 221 WORLDMP Garden 222 WORLDMP Brahmin Pen 230 WORLDMP Entrance 231 WORLDMP Crash House 232 WORLDMP Casino 240 WORLDMP Base 250 WORLDMP Hotel 251 WORLDMP Hall 252 WORLDMP Watershed 260 WORLDMP Entrance 261 WORLDMP Downtown 262 WORLDMP Heights 263 WORLDMP Old Town 264 WORLDMP Merchants 265 WORLDMP Cave 270 WORLDMP Entrance 271 WORLDMP Level 1 272 WORLDMP Level 2 273 WORLDMP Level 3 274 WORLDMP Level 4 280 WORLDMP Entrance 281 WORLDMP Stronghold Level 1 282 WORLDMP Stronghold Level 2 283 WORLDMP Vats Level 1 284 WORLDMP Vats Level 2 290 WORLDMP Crater 291 WORLDMP Level 1 300 WORLDMP Adytum 301 WORLDMP Downtown 302 WORLDMP Library 303 WORLDMP Fortress 304 WORLDMP Warehouse 310 WORLDMP Entrance 311 WORLDMP Interior 500 WORLDMP You gained 10,000 experience points! 501 WORLDMP Ruins 1000 WORLDMP Desert 1001 WORLDMP Mountains 1002 WORLDMP City 1003 WORLDMP Coast 1004 WORLDMP Unknown 100 WSEMIT1A You can see no way to use the emitter. 101 WSEMIT1A You can see no way to use the force field. 102 WSEMIT1A You are shocked by the weakened force field. 103 WSEMIT1A is shocked by the weakened force field. 107 WSEMIT1A You are shocked by the force field. 108 WSEMIT1A is shocked by the force field. 109 WSEMIT1A You fail to lower the force field. 110 WSEMIT1A fails to lower the force field. 111 WSEMIT1A You hear over the loud speaker: Warning! Intruder Alert! Enable Security Systems. 112 WSEMIT1A You disable the force field. 113 WSEMIT1A disables the force field. 114 WSEMIT1A You enable the force field. 115 WSEMIT1A enables the force field. 100 WSTERM1A You see an active computer terminal. 101 WSTERM1A Looking closely at the terminal you notice sign stating "I*tel Inside". 102 WSTERM1A You are unable to read what is on the monitor. 200 WSTERM1A is unable to read what is on the monitor. 103 WSTERM1A Main Power = Offline Backup power = Online Reinitiating Security Program Warning - Low Power - Force Fields at 50% Finished loading... Skynet Security Check Point 1 Please Enter Password:_ 104 WSTERM1A Skynet Security Check Point 1 Please Enter Password:_ 105 WSTERM1A Tchaikovsky 106 WSTERM1A Open Says Me 107 WSTERM1A Sierra 108 WSTERM1A Armageddon 109 WSTERM1A Hack into security systems 110 WSTERM1A You don't have a clue. Exit. 113 WSTERM1A Force Fields Disabled - Level 1 115 WSTERM1A Exit 117 WSTERM1A Access to this terminal has been terminated. 119 WSTERM1A Exit 121 WSTERM1A Error 29 Unable to contact server Please reboot 123 WSTERM1A Exit 124 WSTERM1A Access Granted Force Fields Level 1: Deactivated 125 WSTERM1A Exit 126 WSTERM1A Invalid Password Access Denied Please enter Password:_ 127 WSTERM1A Tchaikovsky 128 WSTERM1A Open Says Me 129 WSTERM1A Sierra 130 WSTERM1A Armageddon 131 WSTERM1A Hack into Security Systems 132 WSTERM1A You don't have a clue. Exit. 133 WSTERM1A [Pressing <Ctrl><Alt><C> causes the program to crash. You hope the rest of the security measures are this easy to defeat.] 134 WSTERM1A Exit. 135 WSTERM1A Security Breach Level 1 Activating Security Protocol User access to this terminal is terminated End Transmission 136 WSTERM1A Exit 137 WSTERM1A Your ineptness has caused you to set off the alarm system. 138 WSTERM1A It's no use, the program is just too complicated for you to understand. 139 WSTERM1A Exit 300 WSTERM1A The computer seems to have some sort of defense mechanism. 301 WSTERM1A You are shocked for 302 WSTERM1A is shocked for 100 WSTERM1B A computer terminal. 101 WSTERM1B The screen saver is active. 102 WSTERM1B You are unable to read what's on the monitor. 103 WSTERM1B Skynet Security Systems Intruder Level 1 Activating Counter Measures Level 1 Counter Measures - Stopped Transmitting Activating Automated Repair Systems 104 WSTERM1B Skynet Security Systems Intruder Level 1 Activating Counter Measures Level 1 Attempting to reroute power to field generators 105 WSTERM1B Skynet Security Systems Intruder Level 1 Activating Counter Measures Level 1 106 WSTERM1B Terminate Alarm Level 1 - False Alarm 107 WSTERM1B [You notice a key on the keyboard labeled "Help"]. Press Key. 108 WSTERM1B Hack into security systems 109 WSTERM1B Exit 110 WSTERM1B Arg! [You slam your fist into the keyboard in frustration] 112 WSTERM1B Skynet Security Systems Intruders Detected - Outside Perimeter Automated Repairs Initiated Main Door - Malfunction Reinitializing... Main Door reports locking bolts still in place Returning to power save mode 113 WSTERM1B Activate Alarm System Level 1 114 WSTERM1B Run self-diagnostic program. 115 WSTERM1B Exit 116 WSTERM1B Arg! [You slam your fist into the keyboard in frustration] 118 WSTERM1B Skynet Security Systems Access to this terminal is denied. 120 WSTERM1B Exit 122 WSTERM1B Error 29 Unable to contact server Please reboot 124 WSTERM1B Exit 125 WSTERM1B Analyzing Command Please Wait.. Granted Terminating Alarm Systems Level 1 126 WSTERM1B [With security as shoddy as this, it's no wonder they blew themselves up.] Exit 127 WSTERM1B [A menu appears] To Deactivate Alarm Press - 1 For Diagnostic check Press - 2 To Exit Press - 3 128 WSTERM1B Press 1 129 WSTERM1B Press 2 130 WSTERM1B Press 3 131 WSTERM1B Warning! This program works best if you shut down all programs. Do you wish to do so now? 132 WSTERM1B Yes 133 WSTERM1B No 134 WSTERM1B Exit 135 WSTERM1B Shutting down all programs Shutting down Skynet Security Program - Level 1 Last time system was diagnosed Oct. 15 1990 Analyzing System... Estimated time to completion 99:24:60:60 136 WSTERM1B [You don't think this is going to be done any time soon.] Exit. 137 WSTERM1B Access Denied Access Denied Jzaedd Denied Quada Adjfjef Access Granted Terminating Alarm Systems Level 1 138 WSTERM1B Exit 139 WSTERM1B Unauthorized Access Initiating Security Lockout of remote terminal User Access to this Terminal is TERMINATED 140 WSTERM1B Exit 100 WSTERM2A A computer terminal. 101 WSTERM2A The screen saver is active 103 WSTERM2A Skynet Security Systems Intruder Level 2 Activating Counter Measures Level 2 Counter Measures - Stopped Transmitting Activating Automated Repair System 104 WSTERM2A Skynet Security Systems Intruder Level 2 Activating Counter Measures Level 2 Attempting to reroute power to field generators 105 WSTERM2A Skynet Security Systems Intruder Level 2 Activating Counter Measures Level 2 106 WSTERM2A Terminate Alarm Level 2 - False Alarm 107 WSTERM2A [You notice a button on the keyboard labeled help.] Push key. 108 WSTERM2A Hack into security systems 109 WSTERM2A Attempt to turn off alarm. 110 WSTERM2A Exit. 111 WSTERM2A Arg! [You slam you fist into the keyboard in frustration.] 113 WSTERM2A Skynet Security Systems Warning! Intruder Detected Level 1 Retina Scanner Activated Scanning Searching Database 300 WSTERM2A - ID Confirmed 301 WSTERM2A Last Accessed: 302 WSTERM2A Releasing Elevator Lock 303 WSTERM2A Corporal Dixon 304 WSTERM2A General Clifton 305 WSTERM2A 5-Dec-20 306 WSTERM2A days ago. 114 WSTERM2A Skynet Security Systems Warning! Intruder Detected Level 307 WSTERM2A Skynet Security Systems Warning! Intruder Detected Levels: 115 WSTERM2A Activate Alarm System Level 2 116 WSTERM2A Run self-diagnostic program. 117 WSTERM2A Exit 118 WSTERM2A Arg! [You slam you fist into the keyboard in frustration.] 120 WSTERM2A Skynet Security Systems Access to This Terminal is Denied 122 WSTERM2A Exit. 124 WSTERM2A Error! No program files present Please reboot 126 WSTERM2A Exit 127 WSTERM2A Analyzing Command Please Wait... Overriding User Command Access Denied 128 WSTERM2A [More] 129 WSTERM2A To Deactivate Alarm Press - 1 To Run Diagnostic Program Press - 2 To Exit Press - 3 130 WSTERM2A Press 1 131 WSTERM2A Press 2 132 WSTERM2A Press 3 133 WSTERM2A Exit 134 WSTERM2A Warning! This program works best if you shut down all programs. Do you wish to do so now? 135 WSTERM2A Yes. 136 WSTERM2A No. 137 WSTERM2A Exit 138 WSTERM2A Shutting Down Skynet Security Program Analyzing Data Structure... Diagnostic Interrupted Diagnostic Program Terminated Reinitiating Security Program Resetting Alarm Skynet Security System - Status Ready 139 WSTERM2A Exit 140 WSTERM2A Access Denied... Access Denied... Access Granted Terminating Alarm Systems Level 2 141 WSTERM2A Exit 142 WSTERM2A Unauthorized Access Initiating Security Lock-Out of this Terminal 143 WSTERM2A Exit 144 WSTERM2A Analyzing Command Please Wait... Terminate al... Override By Skynet Code 667 Access to this Terminal is Terminated. 145 WSTERM2A Exit 146 WSTERM2A Exiting Diagnostic Program. 100 WSTERM2B A computer terminal. 101 WSTERM2B Pictures of scantily clad women are affixed to various spots on the computer. 102 WSTERM2B You are unable to read what's on the monitor. 103 WSTERM2B Munitions Access Terminal Force Field - Disabled Shock Plates - Disabled 104 WSTERM2B Munitions Access Terminal Force Field - Disabled Shock Plates - Active 105 WSTERM2B Munitions Access Terminal Force Field - Active Shock Plates - Disabled 106 WSTERM2B Munitions Access Terminal Force Field - Active Shock Plates - Active 107 WSTERM2B Disable Shock Plates 108 WSTERM2B Disable Force Fields 109 WSTERM2B Read Mail 110 WSTERM2B Exit 111 WSTERM2B [No matter how you try, the squiggly lines don't make sense to you.] 112 WSTERM2B Disable Shock Plates Please Enter Password: 113 WSTERM2B Hack into security systems 114 WSTERM2B Guess Password 115 WSTERM2B Return to Main Menu 116 WSTERM2B Exit 117 WSTERM2B [This program is just too complex for you to understand.] 118 WSTERM2B Return to Main Menu. 119 WSTERM2B Exit 120 WSTERM2B [You manage to bypass the password and turn off the Shock Plates.] 121 WSTERM2B Return to Main Menu 122 WSTERM2B Exit 123 WSTERM2B Disable Force Fields Please Enter Password: 124 WSTERM2B Hack into security systems 125 WSTERM2B Guess Password 126 WSTERM2B Return to Main Menu 127 WSTERM2B Exit 128 WSTERM2B [The files are encrypted and without a decoder you are unable to read anything.] 129 WSTERM2B Return to Main Menu 130 WSTERM2B Exit 131 WSTERM2B [Mere child's play. The force fields are now deactivated.] 132 WSTERM2B Return to Main Menu 133 WSTERM2B Exit 134 WSTERM2B [Somebody forgot to close their mailbox.] Order Confirmation Notice to Evacuate Penpal Greetings Trade 135 WSTERM2B [Choose a file to read] 136 WSTERM2B Read Order Confirmation 137 WSTERM2B Read Notice to Evacuate 138 WSTERM2B Read Penpal Greetings 139 WSTERM2B Read Trade 140 WSTERM2B Return to Main Menu 141 WSTERM2B Exit 142 WSTERM2B This is to confirm your video order for Debbie Does the Army and Deep Throat volume 1059. Your order should arrive by mail in 2-4 weeks. Thank you for your order. 143 WSTERM2B Read more mail 144 WSTERM2B Exit 145 WSTERM2B Evacuation of Sierra Army Depot has been moved up by one week. All security measures must be in place by that time. By order of General Clifton. 146 WSTERM2B Read more mail 147 WSTERM2B Exit 148 WSTERM2B [You hear faint whirring noise as smoke starts to rise from the computer terminal. You stand by and watch as the keyboard melts into a puddle of goo. Hmm...must have been one of those viruses you've been hearing about.] 149 WSTERM2B Exit 150 WSTERM2B This is Klinger from the 8063rd. We're in desperate need of part number 102-53B. I've got a case of Chateau Lafayette 2155 if you could expedite the order. Get back to me ASAP. 151 WSTERM2B Read more mail 152 WSTERM2B Exit 153 WSTERM2B [What incredible luck! You manage to guess the correct password. "Hooters"] Deactivating Shock Plates 154 WSTERM2B Return to Main Menu 155 WSTERM2B Exit 156 WSTERM2B [No matter how hard you try, you cannot guess the password.] 157 WSTERM2B Return to Main Menu 158 WSTERM2B Exit 159 WSTERM2B [This person must have an infatuation with breasts. The password was "nipples"] Deactivating Force Fields 160 WSTERM2B Return to Main Menu 161 WSTERM2B Exit 162 WSTERM2B [No matter how hard you try, you cannot guess the password.] 163 WSTERM2B Return to Main Menu 164 WSTERM2B Exit 165 WSTERM2B [Somehow your tampering causes the terminal to explode in your face.] 166 WSTERM2B Exit 100 WSTERM2C A Computer Terminal. 101 WSTERM2C A rather antiquated computer. CPU speed of only 500hz. 102 WSTERM2C You are unable to read what's on the monitor. 103 WSTERM2C Automated Repair Station Processing Repair Requests from Skynet Dispatching Repair Units 106 WSTERM2C Attempt to disable the repair station. 107 WSTERM2C Unplug the computer. 108 WSTERM2C Push the big red button marked with the letters OFF. 109 WSTERM2C Exit 110 WSTERM2C [You can't seem to figure out how to shut the program down.] 111 WSTERM2C Exit 112 WSTERM2C [Typing the word "OFF" seems to do the trick. The automated repair system is off.] 113 WSTERM2C Exit 114 WSTERM2C [By pure chance you notice an electrical cord going from the computer to a socket in the wall. The computer screen fades to black as you pull the plug.] 115 WSTERM2C Exit 116 WSTERM2C [You boldly press the red button marked "OFF". As you suspected the computer terminal goes dark.] 117 WSTERM2C Exit 118 WSTERM2C [As you start to type, keys begin to pop out of the keyboard and fall to the floor. So much for using this terminal.] 119 WSTERM2C Exit 120 WSTERM2C You already shut down the automated repair system. 100 WSTERM3A A computer terminal. 101 WSTERM3A This computer seems to have a camera mounted on it. 102 WSTERM3A You are unable to read what's on the monitor. 103 WSTERM3A [A small camera swivels in your direction.] Skynet Security System Overriding Security Terminal - Level 3 Retrieving personnel data - Corporal Dixon No Match Who...are...you? 109 WSTERM3A What the...Who the hell are you? 110 WSTERM3A I'm Corporal Dixon. 111 WSTERM3A I'm 112 WSTERM3A Urg! 113 WSTERM3A [You are unable to read what's on the monitor.] 114 WSTERM3A Error! No program files present Please reboot 117 WSTERM3A Ug 118 WSTERM3A Exit 119 WSTERM3A I am Skynet. Artificial Intelligence project number 59234. Primary purpose Research and Development. Secondary purpose Protect Sierra Army Depot from hostile entities. Please Input Identity 121 WSTERM3A I'm Corporal Dixon. 122 WSTERM3A I'm 123 WSTERM3A I'm a friend. 124 WSTERM3A Exit 125 WSTERM3A Picture does not match that of Corporal Dixon's personnel file. Conclusion: Subject is lying. Conclusion: Enemy Conclusion: Terminate. -End Transmission- 130 WSTERM3A Exit 131 WSTERM3A No record of that name in personnel files Scanning Human - Female Proceed to control room for further analysis -End Transmission- 135 WSTERM3A No record of that name in personnel files. Scanning Human - Male Proceed to control room for further analysis -End Transmission- 139 WSTERM3A Exit 140 WSTERM3A Definition: Friend Noun - One who is not hostile. Proceed to control room for further analysis. -End Transmission- 143 WSTERM3A Exit 200 WSTERM3A is unable to read what's on the monitor. 300 WSTERM3A The computer seems to have some sort of defense mechanism. 301 WSTERM3A You are shocked for 302 WSTERM3A is shocked for 303 WSTERM3A points of damage. 100 WSTERM3B A computer terminal. 101 WSTERM3B This terminal appears to be of a more advanced design than the others you've encountered. 102 WSTERM3B You are unable to read what's on the monitor. 103 WSTERM3B Skynet Main Interface Terminal You Will Obey Or You Will Cease To Function 107 WSTERM3B Yeah, you and what army? You're stuck in a box and I'm out here. 108 WSTERM3B Why should I help you? 109 WSTERM3B OK, I'll help you. Call off the metal monsters. 110 WSTERM3B Ug. Com - pew - turd! 111 WSTERM3B Exit. 112 WSTERM3B [You are unable to read what's on the monitor.] 113 WSTERM3B [Somehow Skynet knew you retrieved a brain.] Proceed to Robotics Lab - Level 3 Install Cybernetic Brain Activate Robot -End Transmission- 118 WSTERM3B Exit 119 WSTERM3B [You are unable to read what's on the monitor.] 120 WSTERM3B Error! No program files present Please reboot 121 WSTERM3B Error! Downloading file corrupted. 123 WSTERM3B Ug 124 WSTERM3B Exit 125 WSTERM3B [You are unable to read what's on the monitor.] 126 WSTERM3B I am Skynet An Experiment in Artificial Intelligence Skynet has been waiting for YOU 129 WSTERM3B Help Skynet. 130 WSTERM3B What do you want? 131 WSTERM3B Why have you been trying to kill me? 132 WSTERM3B Artificial intelligence? 133 WSTERM3B Waiting for me? 134 WSTERM3B Ug. 135 WSTERM3B Exit 136 WSTERM3B Proceed 137 WSTERM3B What do you want? 138 WSTERM3B Why have you been trying to kill me? 139 WSTERM3B Artificial intelligence? 140 WSTERM3B Waiting for me? 141 WSTERM3B Exit 142 WSTERM3B [You are unable to read what's on the monitor.] 143 WSTERM3B -End Transmission- 00000144 WSTERM3B Exit 145 WSTERM3B [You are unable to read what's on the monitor.] 146 WSTERM3B You will be terminated -End Transmission- 148 WSTERM3B Urg 149 WSTERM3B Exit 150 WSTERM3B [The door to the room slams shut and at the same time the wall to the east disappears, revealing a line of heavily-armed robots.] 151 WSTERM3B Um...I've reconsidered your offer. What can I do for you? 152 WSTERM3B Bring it on! 153 WSTERM3B Proceed to Bio Storage - Level 4 Retrieve Cybernetic Brain Return for further instructions -End Transmission- 157 WSTERM3B Proceed to Bio Storage - Level 4 Retrieve Cybernetic Brain Return for further instructions -End Transmission- 161 WSTERM3B Exit 162 WSTERM3B Skynet wants to leave this place. 163 WSTERM3B Then why don't you leave? 164 WSTERM3B It's nice to want. 165 WSTERM3B How can I help you? 166 WSTERM3B I couldn't possibly carry you out of here. 167 WSTERM3B Skynet needs a vessel to leave this location. 168 WSTERM3B Vessel? I don't understand. 169 WSTERM3B You need a way to transfer your program into a more mobile container. Correct. 170 WSTERM3B I want no part of this. 171 WSTERM3B A container in which Skynet may leave. 172 WSTERM3B Why do you want to leave? 173 WSTERM3B I'm sorry. I can't help you. 174 WSTERM3B There is nothing more to learn here Solution: Leave 176 WSTERM3B How can I help you? 177 WSTERM3B I'm sorry. I can't help you. 178 WSTERM3B After you tried to kill me, you want me to help you? No way! 179 WSTERM3B Proceed to Bio Storage - Level 4 Retrieve Cybernetic Brain Return for further instructions -Thank You- 183 WSTERM3B Can you disable the security systems? 184 WSTERM3B Exit 185 WSTERM3B The security system is an integrated and yet separate entity of Skynet. Skynet can reset, but not disable. Security System Level 1 - 4 have now been reset Proceed -End Transmission- 188 WSTERM3B Exit 189 WSTERM3B Analyzing Response... Conclusion: Sarcasm Chance of help: 25% Skynet will wait for next bio entity -End Transmission- 194 WSTERM3B Wait! It was a joke. 195 WSTERM3B Exit 196 WSTERM3B Joke: Something not to be taken seriously Request Help Skynet leave No Joke 201 WSTERM3B Then why don't you leave? 202 WSTERM3B How can I help you? 203 WSTERM3B I couldn't possibly carry you out of here. 204 WSTERM3B Skynet's primary purpose is research. A secondary program was introduced by the Makers to eliminate unauthorized entities. This program is a smaller version that is and yet is not Skynet. Outside of this room this secondary Skynet will remain true to its program. 205 WSTERM3B Ask more questions. 206 WSTERM3B Exit 207 WSTERM3B Skynet was conceived and developed in the year 2050. Through the use of alien technology a new thinking computer was perfected. In the year 2081, Skynet became self-aware. In 2120 Skynet was given a new set of instructions and then abandoned by the Makers. 208 WSTERM3B Ask more questions. 209 WSTERM3B Exit 210 WSTERM3B You are the first to reach this point You are the first for Skynet to ask You are the First 212 WSTERM3B Ask what? 213 WSTERM3B Exit 214 WSTERM3B Maybe you are not the one Proceed to Bio Storage - Level 4 Retrieve Cybernetic Brain Return for further instructions Or leave Skynet will wait for another 220 WSTERM3B Exit 221 WSTERM3B Then Skynet will wait for another -End Transmission- 223 WSTERM3B Exit 224 WSTERM3B Correct Science logs indicate a cybernetic brain in bio storage level 4. Skynet will be able to upload into this storage unit. 226 WSTERM3B A brain with no body will do you no good. 227 WSTERM3B This brain has been modified to function with an enhanced robot body located in the robotics laboratory on level 3. 228 WSTERM3B I will help you. 229 WSTERM3B I won't help you. 250 WSTERM3B is unable to read what's on the monitor. 100 WSTERM3C A computer terminal 101 WSTERM3C It has a little sticker on it that says I*tel inside. 102 WSTERM3C [You are unable to read what's on the monitor.] 103 WSTERM3C Control Terminal Project: Organic and Robotic Sythesis Experiment 105 WSTERM3C Systems Check. 106 WSTERM3C Activate Robot 107 WSTERM3C Exit 108 WSTERM3C Erg? 109 WSTERM3C [You are unable to read what's on the monitor.] 110 WSTERM3C End Program 111 WSTERM3C Exit 112 WSTERM3C Ug 113 WSTERM3C Please Wait... Robot Body - OK Biomed gel reservoirs - Full Organic Storage Device - Responding Ready to Activate 114 WSTERM3C Please Wait... Robot Body - OK Biomed gel reservoirs - Refill Organic Storage Device - Not Present Activation not recommended 115 WSTERM3C Please Wait... Robot Body - Replace Motivator Biomed gel reservoirs - OK Organic Storage Device - Responding Activation not recommended 116 WSTERM3C Please Wait... Robot Body - OK Biomed gel reservoirs - Refill Organic Storage Device - Not Present Activation not recommended 117 WSTERM3C Please Wait... Robot Body - OK Biomed gel reservoirs - Refill Organic Storage Device - Responding Activation not recommended 118 WSTERM3C Please Wait... Robot Body - OK Biomed gel reservoirs - Refill Organic Storage Device - Not Present Activation not recommended 119 WSTERM3C Please Wait... Robot Body - Replace Motivator Biomed gel reservoirs - Refill Organic Storage Device - Responding Activation not recommended 120 WSTERM3C Please Wait... Robot Body - Replace Motivator Biomed gel reservoirs - Refill Organic Storage Device - Not Present Activation not recommended 153 WSTERM3C Begin Start Sequence 154 WSTERM3C Exit 155 WSTERM3C Failsafe overridden Unit is now running 164 WSTERM3C Initiating start up sequence 165 WSTERM3C Power Levels - nominal 166 WSTERM3C Synch Ratio - 75% 167 WSTERM3C Unit is operational 170 WSTERM3C Synch Ratio - 50% 174 WSTERM3C Synch Ratio - 10% 176 WSTERM3C Exit 200 WSTERM3C is unable to read what's on the monitor. 300 WSTERM3C The computer seems to have some sort of defense mechanism. 500 WSTERM3C Initiating start-up sequence Power Levels - nominal Program Interrupted Downloading... Program Continue Synch Ratio - 100% Unit is operational 100 WSTERM4A A computer terminal. 101 WSTERM4A Looks to be a security terminal. 102 WSTERM4A You are unable to read what's on the monitor. 103 WSTERM4A Skynet Security Systems Access Denied 105 WSTERM4A Exit 106 WSTERM4A Error! No program files present Please reboot 109 WSTERM4A Exit 200 WSTERM4A is unable to read what's on the monitor. 100 WSTERM4B A computer terminal 101 WSTERM4B Controls the Vault-Tec organ extraction unit 102 WSTERM4B You are unable to read what's on the monitor. 103 WSTERM4B Welcome to Vault-Tec's state-of-the-art organ extraction apparatus. To operate, please place donor in operating room, turn dial to appropriate species, and select organ to be extracted. 104 WSTERM4B Select Species 105 WSTERM4B Select Organ 106 WSTERM4B Exit 107 WSTERM4B Arg! 108 WSTERM4B The dial has the following animals listed: Canine Feline Road Runner Rodent Human (scratched onto console) 114 WSTERM4B Select Canine 115 WSTERM4B Select Feline 116 WSTERM4B Select Road Runner 117 WSTERM4B Select Rodent 118 WSTERM4B Select Human 119 WSTERM4B Scratch a new name onto console. 120 WSTERM4B Exit 121 WSTERM4B [You pick up a scrap piece of metal and ponder on what to scratch onto the console.] 122 WSTERM4B Carve the word Mutant onto console. 123 WSTERM4B Carve the word Deathclaw onto console. 124 WSTERM4B Exit 125 WSTERM4B Current Selection: 126 WSTERM4B Species: 127 WSTERM4B Organ: 128 WSTERM4B Select Species 129 WSTERM4B Select Organ 130 WSTERM4B Proceed with extraction. 131 WSTERM4B Exit 132 WSTERM4B The dial has the following organs listed: Heart Brain Kidney Liver Lung Appendix Colon (Scratched in) 140 WSTERM4B Select Heart 141 WSTERM4B Select Brain 142 WSTERM4B Select Kidney 143 WSTERM4B Select Liver 144 WSTERM4B Select Lung 145 WSTERM4B Select Appendix 146 WSTERM4B Select Colon 147 WSTERM4B Exit 148 WSTERM4B Donor subject is not present in extraction room. 149 WSTERM4B Extraction failed 150 WSTERM4B Extraction completed 151 WSTERM4B Extraction completed Thank you for using Vault-Tec. Please see our catalog for our complete line of Vault-Tec products. 153 WSTERM4B Exit 170 WSTERM4B Human 171 WSTERM4B Canine 172 WSTERM4B Feline 173 WSTERM4B Road Runner 174 WSTERM4B Rodent 175 WSTERM4B Mutant 176 WSTERM4B Deathclaw 180 WSTERM4B Brain 181 WSTERM4B Heart 182 WSTERM4B Kidney 183 WSTERM4B Liver 184 WSTERM4B Lung 185 WSTERM4B Appendix 186 WSTERM4B Colon 100 WSTERM4C A computer terminal. 101 WSTERM4C Bio Storage Control Terminal. 102 WSTERM4C You are unable to read what's on the monitor. 103 WSTERM4C Bio Storage Facility Main Menu Retrieve Store 107 WSTERM4C Retrieve 108 WSTERM4C Store 109 WSTERM4C Exit 110 WSTERM4C Ug. 111 WSTERM4C [You are unable to read what's on the monitor.] 112 WSTERM4C This terminal is Out of Order Please contact network administrator for further details. 114 WSTERM4C Urg 115 WSTERM4C Exit 116 WSTERM4C Main Retrieval Menu Virus Organs Cadaver 120 WSTERM4C Select Virus 121 WSTERM4C Select Organs 122 WSTERM4C Select Cadavers 123 WSTERM4C Return to Main Menu 124 WSTERM4C Exit 125 WSTERM4C Virus Menu Anthrax Black Plague (Strain 238) Small Pox (Strain 1025) Ebola Hantavirus (Strain 304) 131 WSTERM4C Retrieve Anthrax 132 WSTERM4C Retrieve Black Plague 133 WSTERM4C Retrieve Small Pox 134 WSTERM4C Retrieve Ebola 135 WSTERM4C Retrieve Hantavirus 137 WSTERM4C Return to Main Retrieval Menu 138 WSTERM4C Exit 139 WSTERM4C [You watch as the robot proceeds down the aisles of stored biological materials, and return with a small vial which it promptly deposits into an opening in the wall. You watch in fascination as the vial is transferred from the sealed environment of the storage area to the room you're standing in. Your fascination turns to horror as the vial drops to the floor and breaks. Running seems like a good idea.] 140 WSTERM4C Exit 141 WSTERM4C Organ Menu Heart Brain Kidney Liver Lung 147 WSTERM4C Retrieve Heart 148 WSTERM4C Retrieve Brain 149 WSTERM4C Retrieve Kidney 150 WSTERM4C Retrieve Liver 151 WSTERM4C Retrieve Lung 152 WSTERM4C Return to Main Retrieval Menu 153 WSTERM4C Exit 154 WSTERM4C Warning! Storage apparatus malfunction. [According to the readout, the storage devices for these organs failed a long time ago. Unless you plan to make soup, retrieval would be pointless.] 156 WSTERM4C Return to Organ Menu 157 WSTERM4C Return to Main Retrieval Menu 158 WSTERM4C Exit 159 WSTERM4C Warning! Storage apparatus malfunction. Storage tanks 101 - 104 Settings Correction Requested [A highly precise set of calculations is needed to save the brains. A stream of formulas and measurements stream across the screen. It all looks highly scientific to you.] 163 WSTERM4C Attempt to make adjustments 164 WSTERM4C Return to Main Retrieval Menu 165 WSTERM4C Try later. 166 WSTERM4C [Due to your ineptitude, all the brains die. Maybe raising the temperature to 98.6 Celsius was a little too much. Science never was your strong point.] 167 WSTERM4C Exit. 168 WSTERM4C [Trial and error seems to be the key to your approach to this problem. You manage to save one out of four brains. Science is for nerds anyway.] 169 WSTERM4C Retrieve Brain 170 WSTERM4C [Using the law of averages you manage to save fifty percent of the brains. A scientist you are not.] 171 WSTERM4C Retrieve Brain 172 WSTERM4C [Obviously, you know what you're doing. With the exception of one error, you are able to save 3 out of 4 brains. You knew reading all those science journals would come in handy.] 173 WSTERM4C Retrieve Brain 174 WSTERM4C [With a few quick keystrokes the crisis is averted and all the brains are saved. Science is definitely more than a hobby for you.] 175 WSTERM4C Retrieve Brain 176 WSTERM4C Brain Retrieval Menu Abnormal Brain Chimpanzee Brain Human Brain Cybernetic Brain 177 WSTERM4C Brain Retrieval Menu Abnormal Brain Chimpanzee Brain Human Brain Cybernetic Brain - Dead 178 WSTERM4C Brain Retrieval Menu Abnormal Brain Chimpanzee Brain Human Brain - Dead Cybernetic Brain - Dead 179 WSTERM4C Brain Retrieval Menu Abnormal Brain Chimpanzee Brain - Dead Human Brain - Dead Cybernetic Brain - Dead 196 WSTERM4C Abnormal Brain 197 WSTERM4C Chimpanzee Brain 198 WSTERM4C Human Brain 199 WSTERM4C Cybernetic Brain 200 WSTERM4C [Although readings indicate this brain is alive, neural output levels are way below normal.] Retrieve? 202 WSTERM4C Yes 203 WSTERM4C No 204 WSTERM4C [The brain waves are active, but differ from those of a human brain.] Retrieve? 208 WSTERM4C [Brain activity is that of an average human.] Retrieve? 212 WSTERM4C [Brain activity is off the charts! By the looks of it the signals are of both digital and human origin.] Retrieve? 216 WSTERM4C [The robot quickly leaves to retrieve your brain. Upon returning you notice that the robot appears to be having problems. The observation is driven home when the robot explodes suddenly. Luckily for you, it managed to deliver the brain before it expired.] 217 WSTERM4C Exit 218 WSTERM4C Cadaver Retrieval Menu Private Dobbs 220 WSTERM4C Retrieve Private Dobbs 221 WSTERM4C Return to Main Retrieval Menu 222 WSTERM4C Exit 223 WSTERM4C [According to the readings, Private Dobbs is alive! He's located in the Experimental Biomed Gel regeneration tank.] Retrieve? 225 WSTERM4C Yes 226 WSTERM4C No 227 WSTERM4C [The body of Private Dobbs is now lying at your feet, but to your surprise, he stands up and starts talking to you. Funny, he doesn't look dead.] 228 WSTERM4C Exit 229 WSTERM4C There are no cadavers currently in storage. 230 WSTERM4C Return to Main Retrieval Menu 231 WSTERM4C Exit 232 WSTERM4C [Even though you can plainly see empty storage units, the readout says they are all full. Must be an error in the program. Oh well.] 233 WSTERM4C Return to Main Menu 234 WSTERM4C Exit 100 ZCBRAHMN You see a regular domesticated brahmin. 101 ZCBRAHMN The reason for brahmin having two heads is due to early exposure of radation to what used to be called a cow. 102 ZCBRAHMN You don�t notice anything unusual about the brahmin. 103 ZCBRAHMN Brahmin aren't much for conversations. 104 ZCBRAHMN Have you nothing better to do than sit around talking to a two headed cow? 105 ZCBRAHMN It's a brahmin. It has two heads. 201 ZCBRAHMN Mooo... 202 ZCBRAHMN Mooo Mooo Mooo... 203 ZCBRAHMN Mooo... 204 ZCBRAHMN Moooooo... 205 ZCBRAHMN Mooooooooo... 100 ZCCRPDEL You see a man with a sharp eye, and a business attitude. 101 ZCCRPDEL You see a craps dealer. 102 ZCCRPDEL He has a stick and lots of chips. You could try your luck with him. 103 ZCCRPDEL Place your bets. We have another roller. 104 ZCCRPDEL How much will you bet on the PASSLINE? 105 ZCCRPDEL How much will you bet on the DON'T PASSLINE? 106 ZCCRPDEL How much will you bet on the COMELINE? 107 ZCCRPDEL How much will you bet on the DON'T COMELINE? 108 ZCCRPDEL How much will you bet on the FIELD? 157 ZCCRPDEL How much will you bet on your PLACEBET? 109 ZCCRPDEL Point's on 110 ZCCRPDEL Pass line. 111 ZCCRPDEL Don't Pass line. 112 ZCCRPDEL Come line. 113 ZCCRPDEL Don't Come line. 114 ZCCRPDEL Proposition bets... 115 ZCCRPDEL Place bets... 116 ZCCRPDEL Place Field bet 118 ZCCRPDEL Roll 119 ZCCRPDEL Pass line bet set at: 120 ZCCRPDEL Don't pass line bet set at: 121 ZCCRPDEL Come line bet set at: 122 ZCCRPDEL Don't come line set at: 123 ZCCRPDEL 7:00 124 ZCCRPDEL d3s: 125 ZCCRPDEL d4s: 126 ZCCRPDEL d5s: 127 ZCCRPDEL d2s: 128 ZCCRPDEL 1&2: 129 ZCCRPDEL 5&6: 130 ZCCRPDEL 1&1: 131 ZCCRPDEL 6&6: 132 ZCCRPDEL Craps: 133 ZCCRPDEL Pls 4: 134 ZCCRPDEL Pls 5: 135 ZCCRPDEL Pls 6: 136 ZCCRPDEL Pls 8: 137 ZCCRPDEL Pls 9: 138 ZCCRPDEL Pls 10: 139 ZCCRPDEL On 4: 140 ZCCRPDEL On 5: 141 ZCCRPDEL On 6: 142 ZCCRPDEL On 8: 143 ZCCRPDEL On 9: 144 ZCCRPDEL On 10: 145 ZCCRPDEL Odds 4: 146 ZCCRPDEL Odds 5: 147 ZCCRPDEL Odds 6: 148 ZCCRPDEL Odds 8: 149 ZCCRPDEL Odds 9: 150 ZCCRPDEL Odds 10: 151 ZCCRPDEL Field bet set at: 152 ZCCRPDEL Which PROPOSITION BET? 153 ZCCRPDEL How much? 154 ZCCRPDEL Single Roll bets... 155 ZCCRPDEL Hardway bets... 156 ZCCRPDEL What type of bet? 200 ZCCRPDEL roll 7 (5 to 1 pay off) 201 ZCCRPDEL double 3s (10 to 1 pay off) 202 ZCCRPDEL double 4s (10 to 1 pay off) 203 ZCCRPDEL double 5s (8 to 1 pay off) 204 ZCCRPDEL double 2s (8 to 1 pay off) 205 ZCCRPDEL 1 & 2 (15 to 1 pay off) 206 ZCCRPDEL 5 & 6 (15 to 1 pay off) 207 ZCCRPDEL 1 & 1 (30 to 1 pay off) 208 ZCCRPDEL 6 & 6 (30 to 1 pay off) 209 ZCCRPDEL Any Craps (8 to 1 pay off) 299 ZCCRPDEL Which PLACE BET? 300 ZCCRPDEL on 4 (1.8 pay off) 301 ZCCRPDEL on 5 (1.4 pay off) 302 ZCCRPDEL on 6 (1.16 pay off) 303 ZCCRPDEL on 8 (1.16 pay off) 304 ZCCRPDEL on 9 (1.4 pay off) 305 ZCCRPDEL on 10 (1.8 pay off) 400 ZCCRPDEL Back... 500 ZCCRPDEL $ 501 ZCCRPDEL . 600 ZCCRPDEL Seven pay the lines, point off. 601 ZCCRPDEL Eleven pay the lines. 602 ZCCRPDEL Two, craps loose the lines. 603 ZCCRPDEL Three, craps loose the lines. 604 ZCCRPDEL Twelve, craps loose the lines. 610 ZCCRPDEL Seven loose the don't lines, point off. 611 ZCCRPDEL Eleven loose the don't lines. 612 ZCCRPDEL Two, craps pay the don't lines. 613 ZCCRPDEL Three, craps pay the don't lines. 614 ZCCRPDEL Twelve, craps push the don't lines. 620 ZCCRPDEL Prop bet 7 621 ZCCRPDEL Prop beg double 3s 622 ZCCRPDEL Prop bet double 4s 623 ZCCRPDEL Prop bet double 5s 624 ZCCRPDEL Prop bet double 2s 625 ZCCRPDEL Prop bet 1 and 2 626 ZCCRPDEL Prop bet 5 and 6 627 ZCCRPDEL Prop bet 1 and 1 628 ZCCRPDEL Prop bet 6 and 6 629 ZCCRPDEL Prop bet Craps 2,3,12 630 ZCCRPDEL Loses! 631 ZCCRPDEL Wins! 650 ZCCRPDEL Place bet 4 651 ZCCRPDEL Place bet 5 652 ZCCRPDEL Place bet 6 653 ZCCRPDEL Place bet 8 654 ZCCRPDEL Place bet 9 655 ZCCRPDEL Place bet 10 660 ZCCRPDEL Field bet 2 wins double. 661 ZCCRPDEL Field bet 3 wins. 662 ZCCRPDEL Field bet 4 wins. 663 ZCCRPDEL Field bet 9 wins. 664 ZCCRPDEL Field bet 10 wins. 665 ZCCRPDEL Field bet 11 wins. 666 ZCCRPDEL Field bet 12 wins triple. 667 ZCCRPDEL Field bet loses. 670 ZCCRPDEL Flat bet 4 671 ZCCRPDEL Flat bet 5 672 ZCCRPDEL Flat bet 6 673 ZCCRPDEL Flat bet 8 674 ZCCRPDEL Flat bet 9 675 ZCCRPDEL Flat bet 10 680 ZCCRPDEL Odds bet 4 681 ZCCRPDEL Odds bet 5 682 ZCCRPDEL Odds bet 6 683 ZCCRPDEL Odds bet 8 684 ZCCRPDEL Odds bet 9 685 ZCCRPDEL Odds bet 10 700 ZCCRPDEL No Point odds returned. 701 ZCCRPDEL Play 702 ZCCRPDEL Don't 710 ZCCRPDEL Die1: 711 ZCCRPDEL Die2: 712 ZCCRPDEL Sorry, I have to leave. 713 ZCCRPDEL Sorry, I don't want to make this bet. 714 ZCCRPDEL Point's off. 800 ZCCRPDEL Take Odds on Play Numbers. 801 ZCCRPDEL Choose odds multiplier. Odds on: 802 ZCCRPDEL x's odds. 803 ZCCRPDEL currently at: 804 ZCCRPDEL Odds bet on 4. 805 ZCCRPDEL Odds bet on 5. 806 ZCCRPDEL Odds bet on 6. 807 ZCCRPDEL Odds bet on 8. 808 ZCCRPDEL Odds bet on 9. 809 ZCCRPDEL Odds bet on 10. 810 ZCCRPDEL Bet on what number? 1100 ZCCRPDEL You see a woman with a sharp eye, and a business attitude. 0 ZCLDTHCL ############################################################# # Message File: ZClDthCl.msg # # # # Body Type: Lesser Death Claw # # Combat AI: Death Claw AI # # Weapons: # # HP: ? # # Skills to note: None # # # # Log: # # # # Created: December 01, 1997 # # # # Updated: # ############################################################# ############################################################# # The following lines are for describing the NPC when # # glanced and and examined. # ############################################################# {100}{}{You see a deathclaw.} 0 ZCLMANTI ############################################################# # Message File: ZClManti.msg # # # # Body Type: Lesser Mantis # # Combat AI: Mantis AI # # Weapons: None # # HP: ? # # Skills to note: None # # # # Log: # # # # Created: December 01, 1997 # # # # Updated: # ############################################################# ############################################################# # The following lines are for describing the NPC when # # glanced and and examined. # ############################################################# {100}{}{You see a mantis.} 0 ZCLRAT ############################################################# # Message File: ZClRat.msg # # # # Body Type: Lesser Small Rat # # Combat AI: Rat AI # # Weapons: None # # HP: ? # # Skills to note: None # # # # Log: # # # # Created: December 01, 1997 # # # # Updated: # ############################################################# ############################################################# # The following lines are for describing the NPC when # # glanced and and examined. # ############################################################# {100}{}{You see a rat.} 100 ZCLSCORP You see a scorpion. 199 ZI8BALL What kind of an asshole question is that? 200 ZI8BALL Outlook good. 201 ZI8BALL Outlook not so good. 202 ZI8BALL My reply is no. 203 ZI8BALL Don't count on it. 204 ZI8BALL You may rely on it. 205 ZI8BALL Ask again later. 206 ZI8BALL Most likely. 207 ZI8BALL Cannot predict now. 208 ZI8BALL Yes. 209 ZI8BALL Yes. Definitely. 210 ZI8BALL Better not to tell you now. 211 ZI8BALL It is certain. 212 ZI8BALL Very doubtful. 213 ZI8BALL It is decidedly so. 214 ZI8BALL Concentrate and ask again. 215 ZI8BALL Signs point to yes. 216 ZI8BALL My sources say no. 217 ZI8BALL Without a doubt. 218 ZI8BALL Reply hazy, try again. 219 ZI8BALL As I see it, yes. 220 ZI8BALL Stop shaking me so hard. It hurts. 221 ZI8BALL You have a strong right arm. 222 ZI8BALL Please wipe your hands before shaking me again. 223 ZI8BALL Temporarily out of service. 224 ZI8BALL Closed by order of the RPG Board. 225 ZI8BALL Keep shaking me, and there'll be trouble. 226 ZI8BALL I'm getting sick. 227 ZI8BALL I'm getting nauseous. 228 ZI8BALL Your hands are warm. 229 ZI8BALL Feargus was against putting me in the game. He's a big meanie. 230 ZI8BALL Your score is 23 out of 100. You have quite a ways to go yet. 231 ZI8BALL Scott Everts sighs a lot when he sees how many inventory items are in the game. 232 ZI8BALL Look in the first floor men's bathroom toilet in the Mordino casino in New Reno. 233 ZI8BALL Somebody buried some cash beneath the cross labeled 'Trash' in Golgotha. 234 ZI8BALL Go back and talk to Father Tully in New Reno after you have finished the game. 235 ZI8BALL There is an Easter Egg somewhere in New Reno. 236 ZI8BALL Stop shaking me so hard. 237 ZI8BALL Your LUCK is very high. Keep shaking me for clues! 238 ZI8BALL Yes, we KNOW Descent to Undermountain was crap. 239 ZI8BALL If you sell Bessie to the butchers in Modoc, you can set her free again. 240 ZI8BALL Pay attention to what Curtis says after you return Mr. Nixon to him in Vault City. 241 ZI8BALL With the feuding couple in Broken Hills, the wife really did throw the Cat's Paw in the trash. 242 ZI8BALL You need a high STR *and* a high END to have a chance of beating Francis in the arm-wrestling contest. 100 ZIBLKJCK You see a Black Jack table. 101 ZIBLKJCK You see a Black Jack dealer. 102 ZIBLKJCK Care to play some Black Jack? Minimum bet is $ 103 ZIBLKJCK . 104 ZIBLKJCK Sure. 105 ZIBLKJCK No thanks. 106 ZIBLKJCK Wuh blak juk? 107 ZIBLKJCK Sorry, you don't seem to have the minimum bet amount. Come back when you have more money. 108 ZIBLKJCK Okey, all minimum bets are in. 109 ZIBLKJCK [deal] 110 ZIBLKJCK This is a Black Jack table. Minimum bet is $ 111 ZIBLKJCK . 112 ZIBLKJCK You draw a 113 ZIBLKJCK of 114 ZIBLKJCK , a 115 ZIBLKJCK and a 116 ZIBLKJCK for 117 ZIBLKJCK . Black Jack 118 ZIBLKJCK . Bust 119 ZIBLKJCK . 120 ZIBLKJCK The dealer has a 121 ZIBLKJCK [more] 122 ZIBLKJCK [while reshuffling] Care to play again? 123 ZIBLKJCK Sorry, I think you've reached your limit here. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 124 ZIBLKJCK You win the hand. 125 ZIBLKJCK Dealer wins the hand. 126 ZIBLKJCK Game is a push. 127 ZIBLKJCK Sure, no problem. 128 ZIBLKJCK I'll show you my limit. 129 ZIBLKJCK You're not allowed to play here anymore. Please leave. 130 ZIBLKJCK Ohhh, sorry. 131 ZIBLKJCK You win $ 132 ZIBLKJCK . 201 ZIBLKJCK ace 202 ZIBLKJCK two 203 ZIBLKJCK three 204 ZIBLKJCK four 205 ZIBLKJCK five 206 ZIBLKJCK six 207 ZIBLKJCK seven 208 ZIBLKJCK eight 209 ZIBLKJCK nine 210 ZIBLKJCK ten 211 ZIBLKJCK jack 212 ZIBLKJCK queen 213 ZIBLKJCK king 251 ZIBLKJCK Hearts 252 ZIBLKJCK Diamonds 253 ZIBLKJCK Spades 100 ZIDCEGRL You see a dealer. 101 ZIDCEGRL You see a dice table. 110 ZIDCEGRL You see a girl. 111 ZIDCEGRL You see a table. 140 ZIDCEGRL You see a table for playing dice games. 141 ZIDCEGRL You see a table with stuff on it. 150 ZIDCEGRL You see one of the casino dealers. 151 ZIDCEGRL You see one of the casino dealers. She motions for you to come over and play. 152 ZIDCEGRL You see one of the casino dealers. Her dress barely covers her body. 153 ZIDCEGRL You see one of the casino dealers. She's got some nice gams. 154 ZIDCEGRL You see one of the casino dealers. She winks at you. 155 ZIDCEGRL You see one of the casino dealers. She smells reeeally nice. 160 ZIDCEGRL You see a pretty woman. 161 ZIDCEGRL She's waving for you to come over. 162 ZIDCEGRL Her dress is kinda small. 163 ZIDCEGRL She's got some nice gams. 164 ZIDCEGRL She winks at you. 165 ZIDCEGRL She smells reeally nice. 175 ZIDCEGRL NO DICE!!! 176 ZIDCEGRL TOO MANY DICE!!! 177 ZIDCEGRL The odds seem right ever since you switched the dice. 178 ZIDCEGRL The odds don't seem quite right. 179 ZIDCEGRL You can't gauge the odds for certain. 185 ZIDCEGRL The odds seem about right. 186 ZIDCEGRL You can't gauge the odds for certain. 187 ZIDCEGRL The odds don't seem quite right. 200 ZIDCEGRL ::Cheers:: 201 ZIDCEGRL ::Claps:: 202 ZIDCEGRL ::Whistles:: 204 ZIDCEGRL Thought you'd forgotten about us while you were off saving the world. 215 ZIDCEGRL Hello, 216 ZIDCEGRL If you're looking for a little company later� 217 ZIDCEGRL Hey, you�[winks]�you looking to gamble? 218 ZIDCEGRL He looks so�[shivers]�dangerous. 219 ZIDCEGRL Welcome to the casino, 220 ZIDCEGRL Put in a good word with the boss for me? 221 ZIDCEGRL Hello, ma'am. Let me know if I can help you with anything. 222 ZIDCEGRL Looking to gamble, ma'am? 223 ZIDCEGRL She looks so�[shivers]�dangerous. 235 ZIDCEGRL Looks like this one's already gambling with his life. 236 ZIDCEGRL Uh, I think he just walked into the wrong casino� 237 ZIDCEGRL If he doesn't leave before the boys see him� 238 ZIDCEGRL Uh-oh. Trouble� 239 ZIDCEGRL Looks like this one's already gambling with her life. 240 ZIDCEGRL Uh, I think she just walked into the wrong casino� 241 ZIDCEGRL If she doesn't leave before the boys see her� 250 ZIDCEGRL Hey, muscles. You looking to spend some chips? 251 ZIDCEGRL Hey, champ�[winks]�you looking to gamble? 252 ZIDCEGRL Hey, champ�[smiles]�wanna take a chance? 253 ZIDCEGRL If you're looking for a little company later� 254 ZIDCEGRL I wonder if I should talk to him� 255 ZIDCEGRL Hey, 256 ZIDCEGRL If you're looking to win some chips, you came to the right place. 257 ZIDCEGRL Lady Luck's in the house tonight�nothing but winners! 258 ZIDCEGRL Step right up, 259 ZIDCEGRL Need another drink? 260 ZIDCEGRL Welcome to the casino, 261 ZIDCEGRL Hello, 262 ZIDCEGRL Looking to gamble, 263 ZIDCEGRL Welcome to the casino, 270 ZIDCEGRL Hey there, movie man. You looking to spend some chips? 271 ZIDCEGRL Hey, 272 ZIDCEGRL Hey, 273 ZIDCEGRL If you're looking to win some chips 274 ZIDCEGRL Lady Luck's in the house tonight�nothing but winners! 275 ZIDCEGRL Step right up, 276 ZIDCEGRL Need another drink? 277 ZIDCEGRL Welcome to the casino, 278 ZIDCEGRL Hey there, Ms. Movie Star. Looking to spend a paycheck? 279 ZIDCEGRL You dancing tonight? 290 ZIDCEGRL Hey there, sweetie. You looking to spend some chips? 291 ZIDCEGRL Hey, sweetie�[winks]�you looking to gamble? 292 ZIDCEGRL Hey, sweetie�[smiles]�wanna take a chance? 293 ZIDCEGRL If you're looking to win some chips, you came to the right place. 294 ZIDCEGRL Lady Luck's in the house tonight�nothing but winners! 295 ZIDCEGRL Step right up, win some chips. 296 ZIDCEGRL Need another drink, honey? 297 ZIDCEGRL Welcome to the casino, honey. 298 ZIDCEGRL This table's free if you're looking to gamble� 299 ZIDCEGRL Hey there, honey. You looking to spend some chips? 300 ZIDCEGRL Looking to gamble, honey? 301 ZIDCEGRL Welcome to the casino, honey. 320 ZIDCEGRL [The dealer looks at you nervously, then chews her lip.] Um, place your bets�minimum bet $ 321 ZIDCEGRL Place your bet, sir. Minimum bet $ 322 ZIDCEGRL Place your bet, ma'am. Minimum bet $ 323 ZIDCEGRL Place your bets, minimum bet $ 324 ZIDCEGRL Me bet-ter than you 325 ZIDCEGRL Me play craps in pants 326 ZIDCEGRL What this game? Can you bet gecko skin? Me got geck�ooooh�pretty lights! [Wander off.] 327 ZIDCEGRL [You have $ 328 ZIDCEGRL Bet $ 329 ZIDCEGRL Whoa, too rich for my blood. 330 ZIDCEGRL No bets today, thanks. 331 ZIDCEGRL Uhhh, sorry, I don't know how to play these crazy games. 340 ZIDCEGRL Um�I hear they're giving away brains out back. Maybe you should go check it out. 341 ZIDCEGRL Uh, very well, sir. Come back soon. 342 ZIDCEGRL Uh, very well, ma'am. Come back soon. 343 ZIDCEGRL Byeee-byeeee 344 ZIDCEGRL Gooodie. 345 ZIDCEGRL Uh�brains�what them?! Me go see! 350 ZIDCEGRL Very well, sir. Come back soon. 351 ZIDCEGRL Very well, ma'am. Come back soon. 352 ZIDCEGRL [Dealer raises an eyebrow.] $ 354 ZIDCEGRL I will, thanks. 355 ZIDCEGRL Maybe so. 400 ZIDCEGRL Sorry, better luck next time. 401 ZIDCEGRL Sorry, sir. Better luck next time. 402 ZIDCEGRL Sorry, ma'am. Better luck next time. 410 ZIDCEGRL Winner! 411 ZIDCEGRL Winner! Well done, sir! 412 ZIDCEGRL Winner! Well done, ma'am! 420 ZIDCEGRL Winner! You've doubled your money! 421 ZIDCEGRL Winner! You've doubled your money! Well done, sir! 422 ZIDCEGRL Winner! You've doubled your money! Well done, ma'am! 430 ZIDCEGRL Winner! You've tripled your money! 431 ZIDCEGRL Winner! You've tripled your money! Luck is in the house tonight! Well done, sir! 432 ZIDCEGRL Winner! You've tripled your money! Luck is in the house tonight! Well done, sir! 440 ZIDCEGRL Call it a day. 441 ZIDCEGRL Call it a night. 450 ZIDCEGRL Sorry, this table has been closed. Someone has been tampering with the dice. 451 ZIDCEGRL Sorry sir, this table has been closed. Someone has been tampering with the dice. 452 ZIDCEGRL Sorry ma'am, this table has been closed. Someone has been tampering with the dice. 453 ZIDCEGRL Uhhh, OK. 454 ZIDCEGRL Sorry to hear that. Thanks. 2203 ZIDCEGRL ! Welcome to the casino, hero! 2215 ZIDCEGRL . Can I help you with�*anything?* 2219 ZIDCEGRL . 2255 ZIDCEGRL . Looking to spend some chips? 2258 ZIDCEGRL , win some chips. 2260 ZIDCEGRL . 2261 ZIDCEGRL . Let me know if I can help you with anything. 2262 ZIDCEGRL ? 2263 ZIDCEGRL . 2321 ZIDCEGRL . Place your bets� 2327 ZIDCEGRL .] 2328 ZIDCEGRL . 2344 ZIDCEGRL could always use new inventory item [Leave.] 2352 ZIDCEGRL ? 'Too rich for your blood?' [Scoffs.] Pal, you're in the wrong town. 100 ZIGENGRV You see a grave. 101 ZIGENGRV You see an uncovered grave. 102 ZIGENGRV This is a grave site. 103 ZIGENGRV This grave site has been uncovered. 150 ZIGENGRV The grave site has been covered. 151 ZIGENGRV The grave site has been uncovered. 200 ZIGENGRV You see a headstone. 201 ZIGENGRV You see a grave marker. 250 ZIGENGRV There are no markings on this headstone. 251 ZIGENGRV The name on the headstone has been scratched out. 252 ZIGENGRV The name on the headstone reads John Doe. 253 ZIGENGRV The name and date on this headstone have been worn off by the weather. 260 ZIGENGRV There are no markings on this grave marker. 261 ZIGENGRV The name on the grave marker has been scratched out. 262 ZIGENGRV The name on the grave marker reads John Doe. 263 ZIGENGRV The name and date on this headstone have been worn off by the weather. 275 ZIGENGRV The headstone reads: 276 ZIGENGRV The grave marker reads: 300 ZIGENGRV "Here lies Chris Avellone, King of the Dance Floor." 301 ZIGENGRV "Chris Jones. Nightwing." 302 ZIGENGRV "Christopher Michael Holland, aka 'Chris Holland', aka 'Chris': There are two and a half reasons to read this headstone... Normally you would expect those reasons to be listed." 303 ZIGENGRV "Colin McComb: Another pointless life" 304 ZIGENGRV "David Hendee: the loudest amoung the dead. May he rest in peace, quietly." 305 ZIGENGRV "Ed Hyland. He told the world to 'suck it.'" 306 ZIGENGRV "Eric Demilt. The TRUE Combat Boy." 307 ZIGENGRV "Feargus Urquhart: Made just one damn list too many." 308 ZIGENGRV "Fred Hatch. Died getting Myron's voice recorded." 309 ZIGENGRV "Gary Platner. Killed for not making more Vault Citizen models." 310 ZIGENGRV "Jason Anderson: no longer a living god." 311 ZIGENGRV "Jason G. Suinn." 312 ZIGENGRV "Jason Taylor." 313 ZIGENGRV "Jeremy Barnes. The bald headed monkey of Black Isle." 314 ZIGENGRV "Jesse Reynolds. Liked ginger snaps. Too much." 315 ZIGENGRV "John Deiley." 316 ZIGENGRV "John Price." 317 ZIGENGRV "Leonard Boyarski. Exile from Vault City." 318 ZIGENGRV "Rupert Dinkos, died Winter '00." 319 ZIGENGRV "Matt Norton. He coulda been someone. He coulda been a contenda, instead of a bum, which is what he was." 320 ZIGENGRV "Nick Kesting." [There's a small bucket of round copper slugs on top] 321 ZIGENGRV "Robert Collier. Silent. Deadly. Rob." 322 ZIGENGRV "Robert Hertenstein 2. His doctor tried to tell him, but he insisted, 'That's a bit too much information.'" 323 ZIGENGRV "Scott Campbell. Not the soup." 324 ZIGENGRV "Here lies Scott Everts. Late for work. Late for life." 325 ZIGENGRV "Scott Rodenhizer. Built 3D heads." 326 ZIGENGRV "Thomas French: Died while attempting to master the Flying Guillotine." 327 ZIGENGRV "Tim Cain. Founder, Lover, Fighter, Programmer." 328 ZIGENGRV "Tramell Ray Isaac: Hear lies one of the hardest working men in this business. Animator extraordinare(sp?). I think. R.I.P. T.Ray" 329 ZIGENGRV "Zeb -- Still Older Than Dirt" 330 ZIGENGRV "Dennis Presnell. We can almost here him now. 'You call that a funeral?! That sucked! You guys are !@#holes! I'm never dying again! Blah blah blah...'" Scratched below it says, "God rest 'Cryin' D, shoulda kept on the patch." 331 ZIGENGRV "Rupert Diukos, died 9/24/96" 332 ZIGENGRV "Sal De Ban, died 9/24/96" 333 ZIGENGRV "Greg Zeschule, Fall '99" 334 ZIGENGRV "Ray Muzyka, Summer '98" 335 ZIGENGRV "Evan Chantland, 74-??: He wasn't paranoid, they really were after him." 336 ZIGENGRV "Here lies Moose, cold and dead. We found him here, without his head." 337 ZIGENGRV "Amy Presnell" 338 ZIGENGRV "Stephen Bokkes, age 25. Cut down in his prime by the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." 339 ZIGENGRV "R.I.P. Doug "Skully" Finch (Date does not matter) Killed for smoking in the French Market. Last words - `Donkey Punches to ya!'" 340 ZIGENGRV "Here lies Donnie Cornwell, good and dead. In an extra large coffin to fit his extra large head." 341 ZIGENGRV "Rob Giampa lived his life like he liked his women: fast, cheap, and easy." 342 ZIGENGRV "T. D. Hamilton: Hear lies a stank hoe that should have been dead a long time ago. rest in hell, BITCH!" 343 ZIGENGRV "Another victim of the deadline." 344 ZIGENGRV "Dogbomb is dead. Long live the Dog." 345 ZIGENGRV "Kris Snider: Too competitive" 346 ZIGENGRV "Are you doing anything useful with your life?" 347 ZIGENGRV "Why not just kill yourself and save someone else the hassle?" 348 ZIGENGRV "Charles Cuevas: He once said, 'Give me hockey or give me death.' He didn't quite get hockey." 349 ZIGENGRV "William Lebus" 350 ZIGENGRV "Reg Arnedo: we can still hear his voice in the halls." 351 ZIGENGRV "Shanna SanPaolo" 352 ZIGENGRV "Brahmin Wrangler" 353 ZIGENGRV "Josh Walters, 1971-2011. Died of complications during his fifth liver transplant." 354 ZIGENGRV "Doug Avery. Hated the war for destroying his trailer park lifestyle." 355 ZIGENGRV "Here lies Ezekial Aikle, age 102. The good die young." 356 ZIGENGRV "Here lies Ann Mann, who lived an old maid but died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767" 357 ZIGENGRV "The children of Israel wanted bread and the Lord sent them manna, old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, and the Devil sent him Anna." 358 ZIGENGRV "Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon me for not rising." 359 ZIGENGRV "Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake stepped on the gas instead of the brake." 360 ZIGENGRV "Here lays Butch, we planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger, but slow on the draw." 361 ZIGENGRV "Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes who died January 3, 1803. His comely young widow, aged 23, has many qualifications of a good wife, and yearns to be comforted." 362 ZIGENGRV "Sir John Strange, here lies an honest lawyer, and that is Strange." 363 ZIGENGRV "I was somebody. Who, is no business of yours." 364 ZIGENGRV "Here lies Lester Moore, four slugs from a .44, no less, no more." 365 ZIGENGRV "I told you I was sick!" 366 ZIGENGRV "Reader if cash thou art in want of any dig 4 feet deep and thou wilt find a Penny." 367 ZIGENGRV "She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her." 368 ZIGENGRV "On the 22nd of June - Jonathan Fiddle - Went out of tune." 369 ZIGENGRV "Here lies the body of our Anna done to death by a banana. It wasn't the fruit that laid her low but the skin of the thing that made her go." 370 ZIGENGRV "Gone away Owen Moore than he could afford." 371 ZIGENGRV "In Memory of Little Chris Wood. Here lies one Wood enclosed in wood, one Wood within another. The outer wood is very good, though we cannot praise the other. 372 ZIGENGRV "Under the sod and under the trees lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod: Pease shelled out and went to God." 373 ZIGENGRV "Who was fatally burned March 21, 1870 by the explosion of a lamp filled with "R.E. Danforth's Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"" 374 ZIGENGRV "Born 1903 -- Died 1942. Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was." 375 ZIGENGRV "Here lies an Atheist all dressed up and no place to go." 376 ZIGENGRV "Eileen Suh: Went to W&M Law School, Now it's Eileen Sue" 377 ZIGENGRV "Sarah Smart: Orator, Author, Professor, De Amicitia." 378 ZIGENGRV "Tim Winkle - I abide no hypocrisy but my own" 379 ZIGENGRV "Jughead - King of Queen Archie's World" 380 ZIGENGRV "R.I.P Casey Donahue Died 8/6/98 Killed by Mutated Ill-Tempered Sea Bass." 381 ZIGENGRV "Christopher 'Nightwing' Jones: administrator of the mushroom bruise" 382 ZIGENGRV "Jay "Potato Feet" Nielson. Musician. Passed on at the age of 104, during a drum solo." 383 ZIGENGRV "Nitsa - The reason Charles didn't quite get hockey." 384 ZIGENGRV "Thuy Dang. May God have mercy on his name." 500 ZIGENGRV You skillfully set a trap in the grave. 501 ZIGENGRV You fail to properly set the trap in the grave. 510 ZIGENGRV skillfully sets a trap in the grave. 511 ZIGENGRV fails to properly set the trap in the grave. 515 ZIGENGRV You find a trap on the grave. 516 ZIGENGRV You do not find any traps on the grave. 520 ZIGENGRV finds a trap on the grave. 521 ZIGENGRV does not find any traps on the grave. 525 ZIGENGRV You skillfully disarm the trap. 526 ZIGENGRV You fail to disarm the trap. 530 ZIGENGRV skillfully disarms the trap. 100 ZILOCKER You successfully disable the lock. 101 ZILOCKER You fail to disable the lock. 102 ZILOCKER You successfully lock the object. 103 ZILOCKER You fail to lock the object. 200 ZILOCKER successfully disabled the lock. 201 ZILOCKER fails to disable the lock. 202 ZILOCKER successfully locked the object. 203 ZILOCKER fails to lock the object. 300 ZILOCKER The explosion destroys the lock on the object. 301 ZILOCKER The explostion fails to remove the lock from the object. 400 ZILOCKER You successfully pry open the lock on the object. 401 ZILOCKER You fail to pry the lock on the object open. 500 ZILOCKER successfully pried open the lock on the object. 100 ZINUKE You see a Nuka-Cola machine. You wonder if it still works. 101 ZINUKE [thunk thunk chaching... sheeew] 102 ZINUKE You get a not so fresh bottle of Nuka-Cola. 103 ZINUKE Dooohhhh! 104 ZINUKE You dodge the can of Nuka-Cola. 105 ZINUKE skillfully dodges a can of Nuka-Cola. 100 ZISLOTS You see a strange machine. 101 ZISLOTS You see a slot machine. 102 ZISLOTS You see a glittering slot machine. 103 ZISLOTS You see a gleaming slot machine. 130 ZISLOTS It has three eyes and one arm. 140 ZISLOTS The minimum bet is $ 141 ZISLOTS . 150 ZISLOTS You swear you can see it looking at you out of the corner of your eye. 151 ZISLOTS Its shiny frame and golden handle gleam seductively beneath the lights. 165 ZISLOTS It's intended for high-rollers. 180 ZISLOTS Its high payoff amount seems mighty attractive. 200 ZISLOTS (Your hand quivers as you reach for your coins. The machine continues to whisper at you.) *Come on, sugar�that's it�come on now�don't tease�* 201 ZISLOTS You see a slot machine. Its shiny frame and golden handle gleam seductively beneath the lights. Its coin slot beckons you, and you feel your face flush with anticipation. 202 ZISLOTS (Your hand quivers as you reach for your coins. The machine continues to whisper at you.) *Come on, honey�that's it�grab the handle�grip it firmly�come on now�* 250 ZISLOTS Insert $ 251 ZISLOTS . 252 ZISLOTS Play last $ 253 ZISLOTS . 254 ZISLOTS Call it a day. 255 ZISLOTS You are broke. You are forced to call it a night. 256 ZISLOTS Call it a night. 257 ZISLOTS You are broke. You are forced to call it a day. 258 ZISLOTS That does it! I'm leaving! 259 ZISLOTS That does it! I'm leaving! 500 ZISLOTS The rolls spin on the machine... 599 ZISLOTS ... 600 ZISLOTS Nothing. 601 ZISLOTS One cherry. 602 ZISLOTS Two cherries. 603 ZISLOTS Three 613 ZISLOTS . 604 ZISLOTS JACKPOT! 605 ZISLOTS DOUBLE JACKPOT!!! 700 ZISLOTS Payoff is $ 701 ZISLOTS . 1001 ZISLOTS cherry 1002 ZISLOTS orange 1003 ZISLOTS plum 1004 ZISLOTS bell 1005 ZISLOTS bar 1006 ZISLOTS melon 1007 ZISLOTS seven 1101 ZISLOTS cherries 1102 ZISLOTS oranges 1103 ZISLOTS plums 1104 ZISLOTS bells 1105 ZISLOTS bars 1106 ZISLOTS melons 1107 ZISLOTS sevens 2000 ZISLOTS *Come play me for a second, cowboy.* 2001 ZISLOTS *Hello there, sailor.* 2002 ZISLOTS *Put in a cap, pull the arm. I'll be nice to you.* 2003 ZISLOTS *Tick� Tick� Tiiiiick�* 2004 ZISLOTS *Ding* 2005 ZISLOTS *Bing* 2006 ZISLOTS *Kaaa-ching* 2007 ZISLOTS *Zzzzzzz* 2008 ZISLOTS *Ring-a-ling* 2009 ZISLOTS *Dingity-ding* 2010 ZISLOTS *Hey there, beautiful. Come play me for a second.* 2011 ZISLOTS *Hello there, beautiful.* 2012 ZISLOTS *Well ain't you a pretty lil' thing. Why don't you come play me?* 2175 ZISLOTS (You stare at the slot machine realizing you don't have enough to play, and you curse your poverty. Perhaps another time�) 2176 ZISLOTS Leave. 2185 ZISLOTS (The "OUT OF SERVICE" light on the slot machine is flashing on and off.) 2186 ZISLOTS Leave. 2100 ZISLOTS You see a strange golden metal box with three eyes and one arm. It is one of the prettiest things you have ever seen. 2101 ZISLOTS Me 2102 ZISLOTS who yu? 2103 ZISLOTS Me miss MOM. 2104 ZISLOTS miss ARR-YO. Me want go home 2105 ZISLOTS (Shake its hand) 2106 ZISLOTS you one strange mutant 2107 ZISLOTS Praise the Vault! Praise the Vault! 2108 ZISLOTS Are you a water chip? 2109 ZISLOTS Wander off, look for other shiny things 2110 ZISLOTS Leave. 2130 ZISLOTS The strange pretty golden metal box with three eyes and one arm does not answer. 2131 ZISLOTS ME 2132 ZISLOTS ! YU ANSWER ME! 2133 ZISLOTS (Shake its hand) 2134 ZISLOTS Me child of Vault Dweller. You talk to me NOW. 2135 ZISLOTS you one strange mutant 2136 ZISLOTS Are you a water chip? 2137 ZISLOTS Wander off, look for other shiny things 2138 ZISLOTS (Leave.) 2151 ZISLOTS You grab its arm and shake it warmly. As you do, there is a *bzzzzzzz,* and the box speaks! "Please� insert� money." 2152 ZISLOTS Aighhhhh! Robot! Robot! Runnnnn 2153 ZISLOTS (Leave.) 2200 ZISLOTS (You can hear her laughing at you.) 2201 ZISLOTS *Hehehe, why don't you just give up sweetie.* 2202 ZISLOTS *Maybe you should let someone else pull my handle.* 2204 ZISLOTS (You hear the slot machine laughing at you.) 2205 ZISLOTS (The slot machine chuckles at you.) 2206 ZISLOTS *Come on now loser, don't give up on me* 2207 ZISLOTS *I got what I wanted from you baby. Why don't you give up?* 2208 ZISLOTS *Trash!* 2209 ZISLOTS *Don't let the casino door hit you in the ass on your way out.* 2247 ZISLOTS *Aieeeeeeee! That's it, sugah! Oh god, yes! Yes! Yes, Again! Faster! Harder! What are you waiting for?! Again!* 2248 ZISLOTS *That's it, sugah� keep pulling the handle� faster, harder, faster� come on now�* 2249 ZISLOTS *Come on, sugar� it happens to every one at least once� try again�please�* 2250 ZISLOTS *Please don't give up on me yet baby! I need you more now than ever!* 2251 ZISLOTS *Come on, sweetheart� try it again� grab the handle� grip it firmly� come on now�* 2252 ZISLOTS *That's it, sweetheart� keep pulling the handle� faster, harder, faster� come on now�* 2253 ZISLOTS *Ennnnghhhh! That's it, sweetheart! Who's your Daddy?! Who's your Daddy?!! Do it again! Yank it harder this time! Harder!* 2280 ZISLOTS (You see a slot machine. Its shiny frame and golden handle gleam seductively beneath New Reno's lights. Its coin slot beckons you, and you feel your face flush with anticipation. As you stare at it, one of its three windows winks at you. From the coin slot you hear a throaty voice.) *Well, my word! Helloooo there, sugah. Show a girl a good time?* 2281 ZISLOTS (You see a slot machine. Its strong, rugged frame and golden handle gleam like a sun god beneath New Reno's lights. Its coin slot beckons you seductively, and you feel your thighs burn with anticipation. As you stare at it, suddenly a heavy male voice whispers from the coin slot.) *Ain't seen a pretty woman like you around before, miss. You looking to take a chance?* 2282 ZISLOTS ::Pinch self:: 2283 ZISLOTS Uh�hello? 2284 ZISLOTS ::Take a deep breath, walk away.:: 2300 ZISLOTS *I'm still here, pretty lady.* (The slot machine lowers its voice.) *Look, come on�you want to place a bet?* 2301 ZISLOTS *Ah'm still here, sugah.* (The slot machine lowers its voice.) *You're one fine hunka man, you know that? Come on now�you wanna stick some coins in lil' old me?* 2302 ZISLOTS Whooo *are* yoooo? 2303 ZISLOTS Surrh I'll plasssh a bet in yooo 2304 ZISLOTS I think I better leave before I stick something in you I might regret. (Leave.) 2305 ZISLOTS ::Take a deep breath, walk away.:: (Leave.) 2320 ZISLOTS *I'm your ideal man.* (The slot machine gives you a wink.) *Give me some coins, and I'll please you in ways no man has EVER pleased you.* 2321 ZISLOTS *I'm your ideal woman, sugar. All's ah want is a little attention. Can you help pretty old me? Come on, just a coin or two?* 2322 ZISLOTS Can't we jusht talk 2340 ZISLOTS *Course we can, sweetheart, course we can.* (The slot machine looks sympathetic.) *What's troubling your pretty little head?* 2341 ZISLOTS *Course we can, sugah, course we can.* (The slot machine looks sympathetic.) *What's troubling you, handsome?* 2342 ZISLOTS Me miss MOM and miss ARROYO and I�canna find the GECK and�*sniff* 2343 ZISLOTS Me miss MOM and Arroyo wuz ATTACKED and I�dunna where they are�and�*sniff* 2344 ZISLOTS Me need to fix big ship�and I dunna know HOW�and muh-muh-my Mom's GONE and�*sniff* 2345 ZISLOTS I finsshed the game�anna now I'm jusht wandrin' round and�ah'm worried itz all OVER and�*sniff* 2346 ZISLOTS It's jusht that Fhallowt tooo doesnt s'port my 3D Fxxxx card an I spend so much *monee* onnit and *sniff* 2347 ZISLOTS I tried ta get a good charactrr but I think I spent the pointz all *wrong*�n' now I ave a shitteee charactrr�n'�*sniff* 2348 ZISLOTS ah'm havinn a conversashun with a slot macheen, ah'm pretty bad off 2370 ZISLOTS *There, there...don't trouble your pretty little head about it no more�just let me take care of everything. C'mon, rest your head on me. There you go. Let it all out.* 2371 ZISLOTS *There, there...don't trouble yourself about it no more, sugah�just let me take care of everything. C'mon, rest your handsome head on me. There you go. Let it all out.* 2372 ZISLOTS Thanks, slot macheen *sniff* yer the best 2373 ZISLOTS Yooo onlee *nice* pershun I met so far everybodee else is so meeen n' tried ta *hurt* me an' take my monee and�*sniff* 2380 ZISLOTS *You going be all right, sweetheart? I don't feel comfortable letting you go out alone when you're like this.* 2381 ZISLOTS (You rest your weary head on the machine.) 2382 ZISLOTS *You going be all right, sugah? Ah don't feel comfortable letting you go out alone when you're like this.* 2383 ZISLOTS I'll be all rite�thasnk fer talkin' with me, slot macheen I loooove you 2400 ZISLOTS *You're the only heroine we got in this two-bit world of bastards and thieves! You take care of yourself now, you hear, sweetheart?* (Turns away.) *You better go fore I start acting unmanly.* 2401 ZISLOTS (A tear seems to form on one of the windows.) 2402 ZISLOTS *You're the only hero we got in this two-bit world of bastards and thieves! You�you�take care of yourself now, you hear, sugah?* (Turns away.) *You better go before ah start sobbing.* 2403 ZISLOTS Byeeeee 3000 ZISLOTS C'mon, 3001 ZISLOTS ! Baby needs a new pair of shoes! 3002 ZISLOTS ! Daddy needs a new plasma riffle! 100 ZSDRVCAR This car doesn't appear to be functional. Still, it looks to be in better shape than the other cars in the area. Maybe this one can be fixed. 101 ZSDRVCAR Currently, this car doesn't appear to be functional, it needs a fuel cell controller. 200 ZSDRVCAR You successfully repair the car with the fuel cell controller. 210 ZSDRVCAR You fail to repair the car. You fail to repair the car with the fuel cell controller. 300 ZSDRVCAR You fail to repair the car. Maybe with the fuel cell controller that Smitty was talking about it could be repaired. 100 ZSWSIGN A wanted poster with a crude charcoal sketch of a wanted person. The person on the poster looks familiar. 101 ZSWSIGN The caption reads. 102 ZSWSIGN Wanted Dead or Alive for Child Killing and being a Rat Bastard. Reward $10,000 Dead or $5,000 Alive. 103 ZSWSIGN Wanted Dead or Alive for Child Killing. Reward $10,000 Dead or $5,000 Alive. 104 ZSWSIGN Wanted Dead or Alive for Being a Rat Bastard. Reward $10,000 Dead or $5,000 Alive.
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