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100 You see a cute "little person."
101 You see Stuart Little.
150 You see a midget in children's clothes. He is chewing on a toothpick and studying you.
151 You see Stuart Little, the midget boxing agent. He is chewing on a toothpick and studying you.
152 You see Stuart Little, the midget boxing agent. He looks so cute. Like a smelly, red-haired teddy bear.
200 Kid, I knew you'd do good, but I didn't know you were gonna save the world, too. Good job.
201 You done me proud, kid.
202 You went the distance, kid. You done Stuart proud.
210 I wish I coulda seen you put your fist through the Enclave.
211 That battle 'gainst the Enclave musta been something else. Damn.
212 Ha! Ever thought of using that energy o' yours in the RING rather than savin' the world?
220 How's it hanging, champ?
221 Looking good, fella.
222 Fists like gold is what you have.
223 Ya eat lightning and crap thunder, kid.
224 You dropped that sonuva bitch like a bad habit. Good job.
225 Glad I took the chance on you, sweetheart.
226 Looking good, darling.
230 Need some new talent�
231 Sorry lead asses�
232 If I was just a little taller�
233 These guys all fight like bums�
240 (The midget studies you as you walk up and takes the toothpick out of his mouth.)
241 Yeah, whatta YOU want, big guy?
242 What can I do for you, honey?
243 Hey there, hero. What can I do for you?
244 Hunh?
245 Why you soooo small?
246 Wander off
247 Who are you?
248 Nothing. I was just looking around.
250 (Makes a shooing motion.) Buzz off, asshead. Yer wasting my time.
251 Bzzzzzzz-bzzzzzz
260 (Sighs, looks like he is about to say something, then pauses as he studies your frame.) You fight at all? You look pretty fit.
261 Me fight a LOT. Me fight u?
262 Me no look pretty. U like men? Me willing
270 No, no�fight in the RING! You know, the ring? (Points at the boxing ring, makes jabbing motions in the air.) That something you might be interested in?
271 (Punch the tiny man in the face and take his lunch money)
272 Uh-huh
273 Can I get ice cream if fight?
274 Nuh-uh
275 Me married to advenshure me leave
280 (Jumps back.) Whoa there, asshead! Save it for the ring. Now look: you in or you out?
281 I'm an innie
283 I'm an outtie
290 (Smiles.) All right, it's a done deal. Name's Stuart, most call me Stuart Little, but that's only cause�well, all YOU need to know is I'm big in all the important ways. You got a name, asshead?
291 Me
292 Me�uh�me�
293 Me Big Stu
296 Wander away in search of adventure
300 Me-a-me, huh? "Miami�" I LIKE it. I LIKE it. All right then, let's go do some damage.
301 (Frowns.) Wise-ass, huh? Hmmph�can't get no respect in this town. (Shrugs.) All right then, let's go do some damage.
302 , huh? All right then,
305 Run away and hide
310 (Puffs up indignantly.) Look. Just because I'm not of so-called "average height" does not mean I have to receive my thrills vicariously.
311 Is that so?
320 Get outta my sight, asshead. No hope for you in this town. Beat it!
321 I NEVER should have taken a risk on you, what a friggin' disappointment. Now get outta here! Beat it!
322 ME
323 What about ice cream
324 Run off crying
326 (Smile calmly, nod, then attack him.)
327 Give me another chance, Stuart. Come on, just ONE more chance. I can go the distance!
328 (Leave.)
329 (Stuart looks disgusted with you as you're hauled out of the ring.)
330 What, the Masticator bite your ears off, boy?!
331 What, the Masticator bite your ears off, girl?!
332 I said BEAT it! Get outta here!
333 Kick the loud red little man
334 Tromp out angrily
336 (Hit the road.)
337 (Turns red.)
340 (One more chance. I get 75%, no arguments.
341 (One more chance. I still get 75%, no arguments.
342 Done. I'm ready to fight again right now. Lead on, Stuart.
343 Done. Give me a little time to rest up, and I'll be ready to fight again.
344 Nothing's worth this much grief.
345 (Stuart turns red, looks like he is about to start shouting, then simmers down.) Awright.
346 Screw up again, yer outta here.
350 (Stuart is smiling like a jackal.) Damn fine performance up there,
351 Me ready now READY TO DO SOME DAMAGE NOW NOW
352 Me take brief nap then me ready to fight again
353 Me want some ice cream
355 I'm ready. Let's get down to business.
356 Let me rest a little, then I'll be ready.
357 I think I'm done with this, Stuart�I saw my death up there in that ring, and it has me spooked. I'm hanging up the gloves.
360 (The midget blinks, then frowns.) Ice�what?
361 I scream, you scream, everybody screams for ice cream
362 Uh-uh. Ice CREAM
363 Wander off in search of adventure
370 (The midget smiles uneasily.)
371 Well, I can get you some cream, pal�mostly of the whore or chem variety�but that's about it.
372 Well, I can get you some cream, honey�mostly of the male prostitute or chem variety�but that's about it.
373 Now you wanna fight or what?
374 Okay
375 Me want to rest a bit first.
376 Naw
380 Well, I ain't gonna force you, but it could have been a sweet deal, a rocket road to the top, a jackpot in the sky�come back if you change your mind. You're gold, kid.
390 All right then! Let's get this circus on the road!
391 Follow him.
400 Wha�you ain't HEARD of me? Stuart, Stuart Little? Biggest agent in all of Reno?
401 Someone's done you a disservice not telling you about me, pal.
402 Someone's done you a disservice not telling you about me, darling.
404 Hmmmph. So. What's your name?
405 I'm
407 You ever worked in a circus, Stuart?
408 "Stuart Little?"
409 There's a little more to me than my legs, Stuart. So be polite, or else you're going to have even more trouble getting a date in this town, all right?
410 Actually, I was just looking around. Catch you later, Stuart.
411 (Sticks toothpick back in mouth, chews on it.) Got a name?
412 (Looks you up and down.) Got a name to go with those legs?
420 (Stuart nods.)
421 Awright,
422 �
423 What can I do for you?
424 I'm looking to box. Can you help me out?
430 (Stuart nods and smiles as you approach.) Hey, hero! Heard about what you did. Congratulations. What's up?
431 (Stuart nods as you approach.) Heeeey,
432 (Stuart sneers as you approach.) Well, if it ain't "
433 Me wanta fight more
434 Th'sky. Byeee
435 I'm reeeeeeady to rumble.
436 Give me another chance, Stuart. I can GO the distance! C'mon�
437 Nothing. Just looking around.
440 You wanna BOX? Uh�awright, let me level with you, kid. You just don't look like you have the frame for it.
441 You wanna BOX? Awright, now I've heard it all. Look, most job opportunities in Reno for women are�hmmm. Well, from the looks of it, maybe those jobs weren't cut out for you.
442 You wanna BOX? Awright, now I've heard it all. Look, not to be mean or nothing, it's just that boxing is an UGLY sport�and it makes people in it ugly, too. In your case, that would be a damn shame.
444 Give me a chance, and I'll forget that LITTLE crack you just made.
445 Give me a chance, Stuart.
446 Oh, forget this brahmin shit. I'm out of here.
450 No, sorry, honey, too much of a risk�chances are, they wouldn't even let you fight. Now get on home, 'kay?
451 No, sorry, pal, too much of a risk�it'd be a massacre. Now get on home, 'kay?
452 There aren't any woman boxers, Stuart, and that's my point. You'll be the first agent sponsoring a woman boxer. People will come in DROVES to see it.
453 But that's just it, Stu�I can call you Stu, can't I?�it WOULD be a massacre. Do you know how much attention that would grab? It'd be like going to see an execution!
454 Oh, this is brahmin shit. I'm out of here.
460 No, sorry, honey, too much of a risk�chances are, they wouldn't even let you fight. Now get on home, 'kay?
461 No, sorry, pal, it wouldn't even be an entertaining massacre. Now get on home, 'kay?
462 It's a risk, sure�but you know, Stuart, I could *dress down* a little in the ring. Might draw more of a crowd than you're used to�
463 Oh, this is brahmin shit. I'm out of here.
470 Hmmmmm�awright, I'll give you a chance�but I ain't promising anything. This hurts business, even a little, and you're out. (Puts his hands on hips.) My take is half the winnings, no arguments.
471 Hmmmmm�I'll give you a chance�but I ain't promising anything; I'm doing you a favor taking some unknown under my wing. My take is half the winnings�no arguments.
472 Done.
473 Cut your take down to 25%, and we got a deal.
474 Oh, this is brahmin shit. I'm out of here.
480 (Stuart's frown deepens. He looks like he is about to protest, then he shakes his head with a smirk.) All right already! Now if yer ALL done whittling away my livelihood, let's talk management.
481 Okay�
490 Awright� (Stuart looks you over.) Yer gonna need a name, y'know, a handle. Something that sounds tough. Mean. Like
500 (The midget frowns.) Didn't he die against that Russian guy way back when? Aw, whatever. Shall we hit the ring?
501 (The midget smirks.) Looks like you and th e "Masticator" will be getting along just fine. Just don't bite off too many ears. Well�shall we hit the ring?
502 (The midget smirks.) You don't look Russian. But whatever works for you�shall we hit the ring?
503 (The midget smirks.) "Pity the fo," huh? Well, okay�but let's hope YOUR career goes somewhere. Shall we head to the ring?
504 (The midget smirks.) Eye of the Tiger, huh? "Aaaydrian," "Aaaaydrian�" Heh-heh. I like it�lot of weight associated with it. Shall we head to the ring?
505 (The midget nods.)
506 Let's do it.
510 No dice. Fifty-fifty or NOTHING. If you don't like that, walk.
511 Fine. Though I wasn't aware vampires came in your size.
512 Okay. 50/50. What's next?
513 Did I say 25/75? I MEANT 50/50. We'll split the profit right down the middle. No problems here.
514 Walk.
520 Yeah, yeah, I know, "Stuart Little." My Mom used to read a lotta E.B. White. Now, you got a name?
521 Hmmpph. You got a name?
526 Nice meeting you, Stu. I don't have time to talk right now. Catch you later.
530 And what makes you think I've ever spectated a circus, much less been enslaved by one?
531 Uh�well, I know that many of the citizens of New Reno act like they came out of a circus, and I thought�
540 YOU thought because I'm a person of short stature, the only career I could procure would be confined to the so-called 'big top.'
541 Uh�well, now�
550 You took one QUICK look at me and thought you could deduce my entire life. It would never have occurred to you that a person of my height could have obtained a career in *Boxing Management.*
551 I'm sorry, I meant no offense.
560 Why should I take offense? Just because it seems to be the habit of everyone in this game to make instantaneous judgments of other NPCs based solely on their physical appearance?
561 Well, I don't know about an INSTANTANEOUS judgment�
570 Why, I've done the same thing to you, for example.
571 Oh?
580 (Looks at you pityingly.) But do you see the TRAGEDY here? I have mistakenly reduced you to a stereotype, a caricature, a generic Fallout model, instead of regarding you as a specific, unique character.
581 Uh, but Stuart, I AM a typical hero model. In fact, I am the player character of this game.
590 Not all women are attracted to barrel-chested, overly muscled male character models. You'd be surprised how many women find my size intriguingly ALLURING.
591 And you'd be surprised how many men do as well.
600 I've taken in your ridiculously overly-muscled physique, your gritty Mad Maxx wanna-be demeanor, your unimaginative character point allocation and concluded you are a mini-maxing munchkin.
601 I've taken in your over-pixellated breasts, your ridiculous sashay when you walk, your unimaginative character point allocation and concluded you are a mini-maxing Laura Kroft wannabe�a "munchkin."
602 I�
610 You are nothing more than a typical 'RPG male hero model,' if you will, one of MANY such models that seems to fill this world in droves.
611 You are nothing more than a typical 'RPG female hero model,' if you will, one of MANY such models that seems to fill this world in droves.
1302 let's go do some damage.
1322 NOT ASS HEAD ME KILL YOU KILL YOU KILL Y--
1350 �you doing all right, feeling all right? Let me know when you're ready for your next match.
1405 .
1406 , I'm looking to box. Can you help me out?
1421 . Nice ta meet ya.
1422 � I like that. Pretty name. Well, it's a pleasure to meet you,
1431 (! What's up? Ready to get back in the ring?
1432 ." What brings you back around?
1490 the Hurricane,
2490 the Brawler, y'know.
2505 � not bad, not bad. It fits. (Nods at the ring.) Shall we get to it, then? You ready?
3422 .




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