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100 You see a cute "little person." |
101 You see Stuart Little. |
150 You see a midget in children's clothes. He is chewing on a toothpick and studying you. |
151 You see Stuart Little, the midget boxing agent. He is chewing on a toothpick and studying you. |
152 You see Stuart Little, the midget boxing agent. He looks so cute. Like a smelly, red-haired teddy bear. |
200 Kid, I knew you'd do good, but I didn't know you were gonna save the world, too. Good job. |
201 You done me proud, kid. |
202 You went the distance, kid. You done Stuart proud. |
210 I wish I coulda seen you put your fist through the Enclave. |
211 That battle 'gainst the Enclave musta been something else. Damn. |
212 Ha! Ever thought of using that energy o' yours in the RING rather than savin' the world? |
220 How's it hanging, champ? |
221 Looking good, fella. |
222 Fists like gold is what you have. |
223 Ya eat lightning and crap thunder, kid. |
224 You dropped that sonuva bitch like a bad habit. Good job. |
225 Glad I took the chance on you, sweetheart. |
226 Looking good, darling. |
230 Need some new talent� |
231 Sorry lead asses� |
232 If I was just a little taller� |
233 These guys all fight like bums� |
240 (The midget studies you as you walk up and takes the toothpick out of his mouth.) |
241 Yeah, whatta YOU want, big guy? |
242 What can I do for you, honey? |
243 Hey there, hero. What can I do for you? |
244 Hunh? |
245 Why you soooo small? |
246 Wander off |
247 Who are you? |
248 Nothing. I was just looking around. |
250 (Makes a shooing motion.) Buzz off, asshead. Yer wasting my time. |
251 Bzzzzzzz-bzzzzzz |
260 (Sighs, looks like he is about to say something, then pauses as he studies your frame.) You fight at all? You look pretty fit. |
261 Me fight a LOT. Me fight u? |
262 Me no look pretty. U like men? Me willing |
270 No, no�fight in the RING! You know, the ring? (Points at the boxing ring, makes jabbing motions in the air.) That something you might be interested in? |
271 (Punch the tiny man in the face and take his lunch money) |
272 Uh-huh |
273 Can I get ice cream if fight? |
274 Nuh-uh |
275 Me married to advenshure me leave |
280 (Jumps back.) Whoa there, asshead! Save it for the ring. Now look: you in or you out? |
281 I'm an innie |
283 I'm an outtie |
290 (Smiles.) All right, it's a done deal. Name's Stuart, most call me Stuart Little, but that's only cause�well, all YOU need to know is I'm big in all the important ways. You got a name, asshead? |
291 Me |
292 Me�uh�me� |
293 Me Big Stu |
296 Wander away in search of adventure |
300 Me-a-me, huh? "Miami�" I LIKE it. I LIKE it. All right then, let's go do some damage. |
301 (Frowns.) Wise-ass, huh? Hmmph�can't get no respect in this town. (Shrugs.) All right then, let's go do some damage. |
302 , huh? All right then, |
305 Run away and hide |
310 (Puffs up indignantly.) Look. Just because I'm not of so-called "average height" does not mean I have to receive my thrills vicariously. |
311 Is that so? |
320 Get outta my sight, asshead. No hope for you in this town. Beat it! |
321 I NEVER should have taken a risk on you, what a friggin' disappointment. Now get outta here! Beat it! |
322 ME |
323 What about ice cream |
324 Run off crying |
326 (Smile calmly, nod, then attack him.) |
327 Give me another chance, Stuart. Come on, just ONE more chance. I can go the distance! |
328 (Leave.) |
329 (Stuart looks disgusted with you as you're hauled out of the ring.) |
330 What, the Masticator bite your ears off, boy?! |
331 What, the Masticator bite your ears off, girl?! |
332 I said BEAT it! Get outta here! |
333 Kick the loud red little man |
334 Tromp out angrily |
336 (Hit the road.) |
337 (Turns red.) |
340 (One more chance. I get 75%, no arguments. |
341 (One more chance. I still get 75%, no arguments. |
342 Done. I'm ready to fight again right now. Lead on, Stuart. |
343 Done. Give me a little time to rest up, and I'll be ready to fight again. |
344 Nothing's worth this much grief. |
345 (Stuart turns red, looks like he is about to start shouting, then simmers down.) Awright. |
346 Screw up again, yer outta here. |
350 (Stuart is smiling like a jackal.) Damn fine performance up there, |
351 Me ready now READY TO DO SOME DAMAGE NOW NOW |
352 Me take brief nap then me ready to fight again |
353 Me want some ice cream |
355 I'm ready. Let's get down to business. |
356 Let me rest a little, then I'll be ready. |
357 I think I'm done with this, Stuart�I saw my death up there in that ring, and it has me spooked. I'm hanging up the gloves. |
360 (The midget blinks, then frowns.) Ice�what? |
361 I scream, you scream, everybody screams for ice cream |
362 Uh-uh. Ice CREAM |
363 Wander off in search of adventure |
370 (The midget smiles uneasily.) |
371 Well, I can get you some cream, pal�mostly of the whore or chem variety�but that's about it. |
372 Well, I can get you some cream, honey�mostly of the male prostitute or chem variety�but that's about it. |
373 Now you wanna fight or what? |
374 Okay |
375 Me want to rest a bit first. |
376 Naw |
380 Well, I ain't gonna force you, but it could have been a sweet deal, a rocket road to the top, a jackpot in the sky�come back if you change your mind. You're gold, kid. |
390 All right then! Let's get this circus on the road! |
391 Follow him. |
400 Wha�you ain't HEARD of me? Stuart, Stuart Little? Biggest agent in all of Reno? |
401 Someone's done you a disservice not telling you about me, pal. |
402 Someone's done you a disservice not telling you about me, darling. |
404 Hmmmph. So. What's your name? |
405 I'm |
407 You ever worked in a circus, Stuart? |
408 "Stuart Little?" |
409 There's a little more to me than my legs, Stuart. So be polite, or else you're going to have even more trouble getting a date in this town, all right? |
410 Actually, I was just looking around. Catch you later, Stuart. |
411 (Sticks toothpick back in mouth, chews on it.) Got a name? |
412 (Looks you up and down.) Got a name to go with those legs? |
420 (Stuart nods.) |
421 Awright, |
422 � |
423 What can I do for you? |
424 I'm looking to box. Can you help me out? |
430 (Stuart nods and smiles as you approach.) Hey, hero! Heard about what you did. Congratulations. What's up? |
431 (Stuart nods as you approach.) Heeeey, |
432 (Stuart sneers as you approach.) Well, if it ain't " |
433 Me wanta fight more |
434 Th'sky. Byeee |
435 I'm reeeeeeady to rumble. |
436 Give me another chance, Stuart. I can GO the distance! C'mon� |
437 Nothing. Just looking around. |
440 You wanna BOX? Uh�awright, let me level with you, kid. You just don't look like you have the frame for it. |
441 You wanna BOX? Awright, now I've heard it all. Look, most job opportunities in Reno for women are�hmmm. Well, from the looks of it, maybe those jobs weren't cut out for you. |
442 You wanna BOX? Awright, now I've heard it all. Look, not to be mean or nothing, it's just that boxing is an UGLY sport�and it makes people in it ugly, too. In your case, that would be a damn shame. |
444 Give me a chance, and I'll forget that LITTLE crack you just made. |
445 Give me a chance, Stuart. |
446 Oh, forget this brahmin shit. I'm out of here. |
450 No, sorry, honey, too much of a risk�chances are, they wouldn't even let you fight. Now get on home, 'kay? |
451 No, sorry, pal, too much of a risk�it'd be a massacre. Now get on home, 'kay? |
452 There aren't any woman boxers, Stuart, and that's my point. You'll be the first agent sponsoring a woman boxer. People will come in DROVES to see it. |
453 But that's just it, Stu�I can call you Stu, can't I?�it WOULD be a massacre. Do you know how much attention that would grab? It'd be like going to see an execution! |
454 Oh, this is brahmin shit. I'm out of here. |
460 No, sorry, honey, too much of a risk�chances are, they wouldn't even let you fight. Now get on home, 'kay? |
461 No, sorry, pal, it wouldn't even be an entertaining massacre. Now get on home, 'kay? |
462 It's a risk, sure�but you know, Stuart, I could *dress down* a little in the ring. Might draw more of a crowd than you're used to� |
463 Oh, this is brahmin shit. I'm out of here. |
470 Hmmmmm�awright, I'll give you a chance�but I ain't promising anything. This hurts business, even a little, and you're out. (Puts his hands on hips.) My take is half the winnings, no arguments. |
471 Hmmmmm�I'll give you a chance�but I ain't promising anything; I'm doing you a favor taking some unknown under my wing. My take is half the winnings�no arguments. |
472 Done. |
473 Cut your take down to 25%, and we got a deal. |
474 Oh, this is brahmin shit. I'm out of here. |
480 (Stuart's frown deepens. He looks like he is about to protest, then he shakes his head with a smirk.) All right already! Now if yer ALL done whittling away my livelihood, let's talk management. |
481 Okay� |
490 Awright� (Stuart looks you over.) Yer gonna need a name, y'know, a handle. Something that sounds tough. Mean. Like |
500 (The midget frowns.) Didn't he die against that Russian guy way back when? Aw, whatever. Shall we hit the ring? |
501 (The midget smirks.) Looks like you and th e "Masticator" will be getting along just fine. Just don't bite off too many ears. Well�shall we hit the ring? |
502 (The midget smirks.) You don't look Russian. But whatever works for you�shall we hit the ring? |
503 (The midget smirks.) "Pity the fo," huh? Well, okay�but let's hope YOUR career goes somewhere. Shall we head to the ring? |
504 (The midget smirks.) Eye of the Tiger, huh? "Aaaydrian," "Aaaaydrian�" Heh-heh. I like it�lot of weight associated with it. Shall we head to the ring? |
505 (The midget nods.) |
506 Let's do it. |
510 No dice. Fifty-fifty or NOTHING. If you don't like that, walk. |
511 Fine. Though I wasn't aware vampires came in your size. |
512 Okay. 50/50. What's next? |
513 Did I say 25/75? I MEANT 50/50. We'll split the profit right down the middle. No problems here. |
514 Walk. |
520 Yeah, yeah, I know, "Stuart Little." My Mom used to read a lotta E.B. White. Now, you got a name? |
521 Hmmpph. You got a name? |
526 Nice meeting you, Stu. I don't have time to talk right now. Catch you later. |
530 And what makes you think I've ever spectated a circus, much less been enslaved by one? |
531 Uh�well, I know that many of the citizens of New Reno act like they came out of a circus, and I thought� |
540 YOU thought because I'm a person of short stature, the only career I could procure would be confined to the so-called 'big top.' |
541 Uh�well, now� |
550 You took one QUICK look at me and thought you could deduce my entire life. It would never have occurred to you that a person of my height could have obtained a career in *Boxing Management.* |
551 I'm sorry, I meant no offense. |
560 Why should I take offense? Just because it seems to be the habit of everyone in this game to make instantaneous judgments of other NPCs based solely on their physical appearance? |
561 Well, I don't know about an INSTANTANEOUS judgment� |
570 Why, I've done the same thing to you, for example. |
571 Oh? |
580 (Looks at you pityingly.) But do you see the TRAGEDY here? I have mistakenly reduced you to a stereotype, a caricature, a generic Fallout model, instead of regarding you as a specific, unique character. |
581 Uh, but Stuart, I AM a typical hero model. In fact, I am the player character of this game. |
590 Not all women are attracted to barrel-chested, overly muscled male character models. You'd be surprised how many women find my size intriguingly ALLURING. |
591 And you'd be surprised how many men do as well. |
600 I've taken in your ridiculously overly-muscled physique, your gritty Mad Maxx wanna-be demeanor, your unimaginative character point allocation and concluded you are a mini-maxing munchkin. |
601 I've taken in your over-pixellated breasts, your ridiculous sashay when you walk, your unimaginative character point allocation and concluded you are a mini-maxing Laura Kroft wannabe�a "munchkin." |
602 I� |
610 You are nothing more than a typical 'RPG male hero model,' if you will, one of MANY such models that seems to fill this world in droves. |
611 You are nothing more than a typical 'RPG female hero model,' if you will, one of MANY such models that seems to fill this world in droves. |
1302 let's go do some damage. |
1322 NOT ASS HEAD ME KILL YOU KILL YOU KILL Y-- |
1350 �you doing all right, feeling all right? Let me know when you're ready for your next match. |
1405 . |
1406 , I'm looking to box. Can you help me out? |
1421 . Nice ta meet ya. |
1422 � I like that. Pretty name. Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, |
1431 (! What's up? Ready to get back in the ring? |
1432 ." What brings you back around? |
1490 the Hurricane, |
2490 the Brawler, y'know. |
2505 � not bad, not bad. It fits. (Nods at the ring.) Shall we get to it, then? You ready? |
3422 . |