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100 You see a fluffer. |
150 You see a moderately attractive woman. She seems to be checking you out. |
151 You see a fluffer. She seems to be wondering whether she should attend to you or not. |
160 You see a moderately attractive woman. She's looking at you as if you're a rival. |
161 You see a fluffer. She's looking at you as if you're a rival. |
200 Oh my�it's him. |
201 You are the biggest stud in the world. |
202 ::Swoons:: |
203 I hear the Brothers are looking for you. They want to do a film based on your adventure. |
204 Yeah, |
205 ::Claps:: |
206 ::Cheers:: |
207 Oh my�it's her. |
208 You go, girl! |
209 ::Gives you the thumbs up sign:: |
225 No WAY am I fluffing that thing. |
226 How the hell do you go to the bathroom with that thing on? |
227 Is that some new kind of vibrator? |
228 Is that some new body condom? |
235 Need anything, |
236 Over here, |
237 Look! It's him! |
238 It's |
239 I wish I could do a scene with |
240 That boy really brings on the cream. |
241 He can give me a purple mushroom anytime. |
242 Nasty little crotch cobra you've got there. |
245 Need anything, |
246 If I have to take care of one more actor today, I'm going to throw up. |
247 It's not easy being a fluffer. |
248 I hear the Families are getting tense again. |
249 I kicked Jules in his family jewels last week. |
250 I wish the Brothers would let me act. |
251 I don't know what the Corsican Brothers SEE in her� |
255 Oh my�it's him. |
256 Look at those muscles! Makes me weak� |
257 He's built like a tank. Check out that barrel. |
258 Check out the barrel on that tank� |
259 He's all mine� |
260 ::Sigh:: |
261 That boy really brings on the cream. |
262 Nasty little crotch cobra you've got there. |
270 Oh my�it's her. |
271 Welcome to the studio, ma'am. |
272 She looks so�(shivers)�dangerous. |
273 She's pretty sexy. |
274 Hello, ma'am. Let me know if I can help you with anything. |
280 Oh my�it's him. |
281 Welcome to the studio, sir. |
282 He looks so�(shivers)�dangerous. |
283 That's one badass if I ever saw one. |
284 That boy really brings on the cream. |
285 Nasty little crotch cobra he's got there. |
290 Oh my�it's her. |
291 Welcome to the studio, ma'am. |
292 She looks so�(shivers)�dangerous. |
293 She's pretty sexy. |
294 Hello, ma'am. Let me know if I can help you with anything. |
300 Oh, shit! It's Myron! Run! |
301 Crap! It's Myron. Stay calm�he can smell fear. |
302 You better keep Myron away from me. |
303 Myron, you better stay the HELL away from me. |
304 If Myron starts working here, I'm gone. |
305 Myron, have you passed the five second mark yet? |
306 Myron, you better get out of here before the Brothers see you. |
315 Don't these leather freaks know that they're supposed to be here on Wednesdays? |
316 Great. Another S&M act. |
317 Oooooh. Black leather. Now THAT'S new. |
318 We ain't doing any leather or bondage until next week. |
319 Great, another leather bunny. |
320 Look, leather bunny, casting is on Wednesday, all right? |
325 If I have to take care of one more actor today, I'm going to throw up. |
326 It's not easy being a fluffer. |
327 I hear the Families are getting tense again. |
328 I kicked Jules in his family jewels last week. |
329 The guy with the bone in his nose is kind of cute. In a sadomasochistic sort of way. |
330 Who's the guy with the bone in his nose? |
331 Check out the tribal with the bone in his nose. He'll go far. |
332 Whoa, I've seen accidents on the set, but never a guy who got a bone caught in his nose. |
333 I wish the Brothers would let me act. |
334 ::Glares at you:: |
335 Great. ANOTHER fluffer. She'll probably work for half price from the look of her. |
336 Who's she? |
337 Who are you? |
345 If I have to take care of one more actor today, I'm going to throw up. |
346 It's not easy being a fluffer. |
347 I hear the Families are getting tense again. |
348 I kicked Jules in his family jewels last week. |
349 I wish the Brothers would let me act. |
350 Great. ANOTHER fluffer. She'll probably work for half price from the look of her. |
351 ::Glares at you:: |
352 Who's she? |
353 Who are you? |
360 The Enclave? President? Tell me the whole story. |
361 Tom French scripted me. He has soft, gentle hands. |
362 They were still fighting the WAR?! Really! Good thing you wasted those bastards. |
363 You are a total badass. I mean, you start from a simple spear-chucking tribal - no offense - and go on to save the whole world. You kick ass. End of story. |
364 You should replay the game as a different kind of character. |
365 Tell me everything about your fight with the Enclave�I'll get you a cold beer. |
366 I hear the Brothers are looking for you. They want to do a film based on your adventure. |
370 Ooops. I dropped something in your pants. Let me get it. |
371 Um, you wouldn't like to go out for drinks, would you? How about just meaningless sex? |
372 How do you keep so fit? |
373 Can I have your autograph? On my chest? |
374 You being helped, |
375 I'll need some help with that barrel of yours. |
376 I hear you're very�hard to work with. |
377 I heard you cop an attitude, then you cop a feel. Fine by me. |
378 I'm really happy to know you! I mean, wow, you're |
379 Um, I know there's no filming going on, but do you need a fluffer anyway? |
380 Need someone to take care of that for you? |
381 Need a moist towelette, |
382 I loved you in Great Balls for Hire. |
383 I loved you in Good Will Humping. |
384 You were great in Pokeahotass. |
385 You were great in Vault Sexteen. Inspired, even. |
386 I haven't seen the Brothers around�try the office, maybe? |
387 Any chance you could talk the Corsican Brothers into letting me act? |
388 Fluffers have the important job of keeping the actors hard. |
389 Could I act in your next movie? |
390 I don't want to be a fluffer all my life. No, really. |
391 I'm just doing this to pay for school. |
392 My boyfriend doesn't know I work here. |
393 Hum job? I'll tell you about them some other time. |
394 My boyfriend doesn't know I work here. |
395 I wish some of the actors would shower. I mean a regular shower. |
396 I really want to act. |
397 My girlfriend doesn't know I work here. |
398 Can I have your autograph? |
399 Um, you wouldn't like to go out for drinks, would you? If you're into women, that is. |
400 ::Ignores you:: |
420 Want to jump in the ring with me, champ? |
421 Nice unit you got there. |
422 Need someone to take care of that for you, champ? |
423 Getting out of boxing and into porn? Same thing, different stage. |
424 Are you getting into the business, too? Welcome aboard, champ. |
425 Getting into the business? Well, at least you won't have to start where I am. |
426 Me? I'm a fluffer. Sometimes. |
427 Fluffers have the important job of keeping the actors hard. |
428 The Brothers say I'm in-valuable. That's why they sleep with me so much. |
429 You should go into porn. You got the body for it. |
430 Wanna box? |
431 Hum job? I'll tell you about them some other time. |
432 Watch out for the Masticator. He's a real jerk. He tried to bite my ear off once. |
433 Hello, ma'am. Can I help you with�*anything?* |
434 Um, if you're looking for a little company later, ma'am� |
435 Do you want the usual, ma'am? |
450 Hello, sir. Can I help you with�*anything?* |
451 If you're looking for a little company later� |
452 Do you want the usual, sir? |
453 Need someone to take care of that for you? |
454 Put in a good word with the boss for me? |
455 Are you thinking of getting into the business, too? |
456 You should go into porn. You got the body for it. |
457 Hum job? I'll tell you about them some other time. |
458 Hello, ma'am. Can I help you with�*anything?* |
459 Um, if you're looking for a little company later, ma'am� |
460 Do you want the usual, ma'am? |
465 Sorry, no thanks. I could have better sex with my lipstick. |
466 You? Sorry, I'll NEVER be that desperate. |
467 Uh, is your friend with the bone in his nose over-compensating for something? |
468 Is your friend with the bone in his nose seeing anyone? |
469 Your friend with the bone in his nose is kind of cute. In a sadomasochistic sort of way. |
470 Who's your cute friend with the bone in his nose? |
471 Tell the tribal with the bone in his nose that he'll go far in this industry. |
472 Whoa, I've seen accidents on the set, but never a guy who got a bone caught in his nose. |
473 I haven't seen the Brothers around�try the office, maybe? |
474 Fluffers have the important job of keeping the actors hard. |
475 I really want to act. |
476 I don't want to be a fluffer all my life. No, really. |
477 My boyfriend doesn't know I work here. |
478 Are you being helped? |
479 If you're looking for a job, talk to the Brothers. |
480 I'm just doing this to pay for college. |
481 I'd bang Avellone for free. |
482 It's not that I don't want to talk to you, but...oh, wait that IS it. |
483 I need to lie down. |
484 Hum job? I'll tell you about them some other time. |
485 You don't have a problem with skin flicks, do you? |
486 You the new fluffer? |
487 Got a towel? One of the actors had an�accident. |
488 Just don't bite the actors, and you should do fine. |
489 I wish some of the actors would shower. I mean a regular shower. |
490 Um, are you new here? |
491 Salt malts? Get used to them. |
500 Sorry, no thanks. I could have better sex with my lipstick. |
501 You? Sorry, I'll NEVER be that desperate. |
502 I haven't seen the Brothers around�try the office, maybe? |
503 Fluffers have the important job of keeping the actors hard. |
504 I really want to act. |
505 I don't want to be a fluffer all my life. No, really. |
506 My boyfriend doesn't know I work here. |
507 Are you being helped? |
508 If you're looking for a job, talk to the Brothers. |
509 I'm just doing this to pay for college. |
510 I'd bang Avellone for free. |
511 It's not that I don't want to talk to you, but...oh, wait that IS it. |
512 I need to lie down. |
513 Hum job? I'll tell you about them some other time. |
514 You don't have a problem with skin flicks, do you? |
515 You the new fluffer? |
516 Got a towel? One of the actors had an�accident. |
517 Just don't bite the actors, and you should do fine. |
518 I wish some of the actors would shower. I mean a regular shower. |
519 Um, are you new here? |
520 Salt malts? Get used to them. |
1200 . The one who kicked the Enclave's ass. |
1204 ! Way to kick the Enclave's ass! |
1207 . The one who kicked the Enclave's ass. |
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