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183 Results For GCWOOZ.MSG
100 You see a tall ghoul with long hair.
101 You see Wooz.
102 You see an extremely tall and lanky ghoul with long hair.
110 I am Wooz. What do you want?
111 What do you want now? Are you dumb?
112 Hello. What do you want?
113 Booze, Wooz.
114 What do you do here?
115 Tell me about this place.
116 Have you ever heard of something called a Garden of Eden Creation Kit?
117 I don�t want anything from you. Goodbye.
120 I just told you that every Vault has one. Does this look like a Vault to you? Are you dumb? Why are you looking for a GECK here? Try a Vault.
121 Where is the nearest Vault?
122 I�ll show you dumb. Talking to me like that is dumb. I�m the Chosen One, you know.
123 Uh, well, I was going to� and I thought you might� oh, never mind. Goodbye.
130 A Garden of Eden Creation Kit? You mean the device included with every vault that is supposed to be used when the people leave the vault in order to reestablish civilization?
131 Yes! That�s it! Where can I find one?
132 Uh, no, I meant some other Garden of Eden Creation Kit.
140 I run this place. Are you dumb? I sell drinks, trade for things, tell stories, and play Tragic.
141 What do you want now?
142 I want a drink.
143 I want to trade.
144 Tell stories?
145 Play Tragic?
146 I guess I don�t need anything right now. Goodbye.
150 Trade? I�m always ready to trade Tragic cards. I�ve got a couple of old Vox Mubies, a Black Dahlia, and some Rare Earths.
151 I suppose you just want to trade stuff, huh?
152 What the hell are you talking about?
153 Uh, I don�t know what you�re on, but I hope you have some in inventory to trade.
154 Yes, I�d like to trade.
155 Hmm... let me ask you about something else, first.
156 I don�t need to trade right now. Goodbye.
160 Not much to tell, really. Just a bunch of ghouls clinging tenaciously to the ass-end of life.
161 No, I meant tell me about this bar.
162 Well, that describes a lot of people. Nothing new in that.
170 You want a drink, huh? Well, we�ve got our very own Gamma Gulp Beer at $5/bottle and, for special occasions, our Roentgen Rum at $12/bottle.
171 What�ll it be?
172 Gulp?
173 I�d like a Gamma Gulp Beer. Is it supposed to glow like that?
174 This is a special occasion, of a sort. I�d like a bottle of your Roentgen Rum.
175 I want to buy a round of your fabulous Gamma Gulp Beer for everyone here.
176 Uh uh, goodbye.
180 You don�t have enough money. Are you dumb?
181 Umb?
182 Oops. Sorry. Let me buy something else.
183 Okay, let me ask you a question, then.
184 I guess I am dumb. Sorry. Let me ask you something else.
185 Dumb? Talking like that to me is pretty stupid, pal. You might just hurt yourself that way. Goodbye.
186 Sorry. Goodbye.
190 You want to buy a round of drinks for everyone here? You must really be hard up for friends. That�ll cost you $35.
191 Cost is no object, my good man. I�d like a round of drinks for everyone here, Wooz.
192 Wooz, old chum, I want to buy a drink for all my friends here. These guys are the greatest.
193 Wooz, com�ere... theesh guys are the besht friends a person could ever have. Gimme another round for all my friends.
194 Wooz! Gimme another round for all o� my pals. Theesh guys are the best. I LOVE YOU GUYS! Group hug!
195 On second thought, I must have a hole in my head for wanting to buy drinks for a bunch of rotting zombies.
196 I guess I�d rather just buy a drink for myself.
200 I�ve got this great story. It�s really funny. You see there�s this head, right?
201 A head?
202 Uh, I think I�ve heard this one already. I don�t have the time to listen to this now. Goodbye.
210 Are you dumb? Tragic the Garnering is the most habit-forming thing since Jet.
211 It�s like I was saying. Tragic the Garnering is the game to play.
212 Tell me more about this Tragic the Garnering.
213 What�s Jet?
214 I guess I�ll take your word for that. Goodbye.
220 Hmm, sorry. That�s the only one I know of. By the way, have you seen an apple, lately?
221 An apple?
222 I�m too disappointed to talk right now. Goodbye.
230 I just love apples, but there aren�t many left anywhere. I hardly ever see them.
231 I didn�t know you were such a fruit fetishist. Tell me something else.
232 I�ve heard that you could really savor an apple because they were so slow to eat.
240 Slow?!? You are dumb. Fuck you! Apples are just as fast to eat as any other fruit. Apples rule. If it weren�t for a conspiracy on the part of fruit manufacturers we�d all have apples.
241 You�re crazed, aren�t you? I think you�ve been sampling too much of your own brew here. Tell me about something else.
242 Oh, yes... apples really are wonderful. (you back away slowly) Yes, that�s right. Good Wooz, easy there. Goodbye.
250 I think we were able to come to an understanding. Need anything else?
251 Actually, I think there is something else that I could use.
252 That�s all the trading I want to do right now. I do have some questions, though.
253 I don�t need anything else right now. Goodbye.
260 Oh, the Chosen One. Oh my, I didn�t realize. I�ll just try to stop shaking long enough to tell you something then. (Wooz smiles) Come closer and I�ll whisper it to you.
261 Well, that�s more like it. I deserve a little more respect around here.
262 I�m not getting any closer to you, you scrawny freak. Get away. Goodbye.
270 Nearest Vault? Gee, I don�t know. Maybe you could ask the people in Vault City where a Vault might be. Vault City�s just south of here. You are dumb, aren�t you?
271 I knew that. I was just testing you. Gee, Wooz, you�re so smart. Tell me something else.
272 I am not! You�re the one that�s dumb. I�m leaving. Goodbye.
280 (Wooz beckons you closer) Let me whisper in your ear�
281 Okay.
282 I don�t think so; you�re just trying to eat my brains, aren�t you? I�m leaving. Goodbye.
290 FUCK YOU!!! Now get out of my bar. Chosen one. Sheesh, what a loser.
291 I don�t want to stay in your stupid bar, anyway. You didn�t have to yell like that. Goodbye.
292 That�s it, you fucking leper. Time to give you a little lead inoculation.
300 Fuck you! You�re dumb. What the hell do you want here?
301 Uh, I�m really sorry I pissed you off, Mr. Wooz. I just wanted to ask you something.
302 Fuck me? Fuck you! Your bar sucks. I�m out of here.
303 Uh, nothing. Sorry, Wooz.
304 Uh, did I tell you how much I really just love apples?
310 Really? I didn�t know that. Well, if you love apples, I guess you can�t be all bad. Now, what the hell do you want?
311 I had some questions for you Wooz.
320 Zombies? Fuck you! We�re ghouls. Zombies are a type of undead with no free will. Although we share certain physical characteristics -- most notably, the rotting flesh and characteristic morbidity -- we are creatures of free will. Allow me to demonstrate.
321 Huh?
330 I am demonstrating my free will by telling you to GET OUT! Damn smoothskin bigot. Go back to Vault City, where you belong.
331 Ghouls, zombies, who cares? You�re all freaks.
340 Well, Tragic the Garnering isn�t just a game -- it�s an obsession. Not a cologne, either. Some think that the way it changes a person�s life is tragic, but they just don�t understand.
341 Uh huh.
350 Jet�s a chem that comes from New Reno. Were you born yesterday, or are you just dumb?
351 Oh, that Jet. Well, sure I knew about that. Tell me more about this Tragic the Garnering.
360 No, really. It�s wonderful. You should play. Just once. The first box of cards is free. A little something from me to you.
361 Thanks. Hey, these look great. (you tear the wrapping off) Mmm, I just love that smell.
362 I just say �No� to Tragic. Goodbye.
370 Hello there. Looks like you�re another Tragic player. Have time for a game? Or are ya yeller? I�m a-callin� you out.
371 I really don�t have time for a� well, how long could one little game take�
372 Sure, just let me� No! Must stop. (your hand reaches for your deck, seemingly of its own volition) Noooooo!
375 I'd play Tragic with you but it looks like I'm all out of decks.
376 Wait until next week I'll put together a deck that can't be beat.
377 You took some of my best cards. I hate this game!
380 That�s just the first part. Now that you�re one of us, want to play a game?
381 Sure, but you�re going to have to show me how.
382 I don�t think I really have time for that right now. Let me ask you something, though.
383 I�d love to stay and trade Tragic cards with you, but I�ve got things to do. You know, in real life? Goodbye.
390 Well, it�s simple, really. Even someone dumb can understand it. First, you build a play deck out of the cards that you have, and then you�
391 Uh, huh. You say you deal to the third player unless it�s Thursday? OK, I think I�ve got it now. Let�s play.
392 Maybe I�ll play later. Thanks for telling me how, though. Goodbye.
400 You won? Fuck you! I need a ruling on that. You just got lucky, this time. This deck of mine just didn�t work. I�ve got to build a better one.
401 Thanks for the cards, Wooz. And I thought you knew how to play this game? I guess you�re dumb.
402 Well, them�s the breaks, Wooz. Goodbye.
410 I won! Fuck you! You are dumb. I have crushed you. Now I can build an even better deck with your cards.
411 Uh, yeah. You won. Goodbye.
412 What a surprise. Well, at least I didn�t have to listen to one of your stories. Goodbye.
420 No time at all. Let�s go. I�ve got a new deck that I want to try.
421 Okay. Have at you, then.
422 No, I must resist the siren�s call. Get thee behind me, Tragic! Must ask something else.
430 I know what you mean. I can stop anytime I want. Just not today.
431 You�re not kidding. Actually, I wanted to ask you about something else.
432 Arrrgh! Must leave while I still can. Goodbye.
440 Well, the Harp�s named after a favorite hangout that I used to have before the war. I guess it�s just a reminder of times past. Sort of a joke on the only way we�re going to get a better deal, too.
441 Before the war? But that was a long time ago.
442 Better deal? What do you mean?
450 That may be so, but not everyone has a city full of lunatics thirsting for their blood.
451 What do you mean?
460 It sure was a long time ago. How do you think ghouls are made? You think some of us just got up one fine day and said to ourselves: "Gee, I wonder what it�d be like to have my flesh rotting off my fucking body?"
461 Well, no, I didn�t. Say, how do you make a ghoul?
462 You know, I just don�t give a flying fuck what made you that ugly. Goodbye.
470 Those assholes in Vault City. If anyone�s going to cap us, it�s them. They�re fucking crazed. Anyone�s not just as fucked up in the head as they are and they want to kill them. I�d watch myself around them, if I were you.
471 Sounds like good advice. I�ll be careful. Let me ask you something, though.
472 I think they�ve got the right idea. Just a little genetic cleansing. I hope they start with you. Goodbye.
480 �Bout the only way us ghouls are going to get an even break is when we�re toting a harp of our own.
481 I didn�t know that ghouls were especially musical.
482 Oh, I see. Heh, heh. Let me ask you something.
490 With silver-bells and cockleshells and� Boy, you are dumb, aren�t you? Severe radiation. That�s how. How do you think? You know, many bombs go boom, flash of light and heat, flesh burns off, but you don�t-quite-die-type severe radiation?
491 Uh well, I mean�
500 Well, I didn�t think so. Fuck you very much for bringing back all those intensely painful memories. Asshole. We�re a town of fucking leftovers -� slightly overcooked leftovers.
501 I prefer medium-rare myself. Hey, let me ask you something else.
502 Well, I uh, um. Sorry. I�ll just let you wallow in self-pity, then. Goodbye.
510 Well, usually I just pound on the hollow heads of my customers -� sort of like bongos. How the hell did they ever let you out of your village? You�re a danger to yourself and others.
511 Bongos?
520 You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every damn branch on the way down, didn�t you?
521 Tree? I guess I�m just not hip to your lingo� man. Uh, let me ask you something.
530 Yeah, it�s a head. But it�s not attached to a body. You see, it�s been severed.
531 A severed head. I see. And this becomes entertaining when?
540 Just hold on a minute. This severed head, you see, it�s in Hell. (hah, hah) And it flies around there, you know, in Hell. And it runs into all kinds of famous people there� (ho, ho, ho)
541 Wait, a severed head is in Hell, and it flies around�doing what?
550 Well, it�s doing stuff. (hee, hee) You know. It�s got, things that it wants to do, or maybe things it's forced to do. The point is, it�s doing stuff, you know, there in Hell. Oh God, (hah, hah, hah) I just can�t stand it!
551 You kind of obsess about this, don�t you? Hmm. Were you and your mother close? Did you ever have problems with bed-wetting?
560 No, you just don�t understand. It�s all about a severed head. Get it? Heh, heh, heh, It�s funny! How can you think about a severed head, in Hell of all places, and not laugh?
561 Wooz, I don�t know you very well, and I�m pretty sure I don�t want to. However, I think I can say, without fear of exaggeration, that you need help. Immediate, competent help.
562 Oh. I see. Why, yes. Of course; that�s very funny. Heh heh. I just can�t contain my amusement� But enough enjoyment -- oh, my splitting sides -- I need to ask you something.
570 Fuck you! You�re just like all the rest of them. I tell, you it�s hilariously funny. It�s not my fault that you don�t have a sense of humor.
571 You�re right, Wooz. I guess I�m just not as clever as you are. You�re truly a pearl amongst swine. Now tell me something else.
572 I have enough of a sense of humor to recognize the absence of one in others. Goodbye.
600 Are you dumb? I already told you all about Tragic. You must have a really short memory.
601 See? I told you it was funny. Is there anything else you need?
700 Are you dumb?
701 Give me a giant cola!
702 I need a ruling on that!
703 Kick me in the jimmy.
704 Hi, shills.
705 Fuck you.
706 I wouldn't shit you on this one.
707 Let's play Tragic.
708 I am the worst Tragic player in the world.
710 I suck at all games.
711 I am the dumbest person I've ever met.
712 HATE!!!
713 Where's the horde a' short women?

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