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100 You see Buffy, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. |
101 You see Doombot, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. |
102 You see Panoply, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. |
103 You see Lerk, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. |
104 You see Ymir, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. |
105 You see Iguana Eater, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. |
106 You see Night Owl, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. |
107 You see Shadow Dancer, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. |
108 You see Amish Commando, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. |
109 You see Alexand the Killer Bee, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. |
110 You see Hatchetman, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. |
111 You see BlueCross, a member of the Unwashed Villagers. |
113 You see Buffy, a very beautiful, intelligent and perky cheerleader. First Woman of the Unwashed Villagers. |
114 You see Doombot, Sound Goddess and sister to Buffy. She kinda looks like Marie Osmond. |
115 You see Panoply, a pixie-like girl, whose eyes betray a slight case of dementia. |
116 You see Lerk, Leader of The Unwashed SWAT Team - Artist Of The Unwashed Villagers - Tree Talker. |
117 You see Ymir, the down under Poet & Co-Founding Member of the Poetry Bastards - Village Educator. |
118 You see Iguana Eater, High Lord of Smeet Lite. |
119 You see Night Owl, He Who Watches Over The Sleeping - Co-founder Of the Poetry Bastards. |
120 You see Shadow Dancer, Gothic Poetry Bastard - Oddly, he looks a lot like Kevin Bacon. |
121 You see Amish Commando, Commissar Of Blunt Force Trauma, Sub-commander Of The Unwashed SWAT Team. |
122 You see Alexand the Killer Bee, a gentle and intelligent variety of killer bee - Head Scribe Of The Unwashed Villagers. |
123 You see Hatchetman, Gunsmith of the Unwashed - Starter of fires - Keeper of the Shadowrun lore. |
124 You see BlueCross, Low Priest of the Unwashed - Manufacturing Director. |
200 Unwashed Villagers save the day, once again! |
201 Death is too good for him. |
202 And stay dead! |
203 The village is safe, once again! |
204 We protect the innocent and keep the peace. |
205 And we're off to patrol the wastes. Keeping it save from spammers. |
206 Come join us sometime! |
207 Parting is such sweet sorrow.... |
208 And the Devil came and saw how awful goodness was .... |
209 Payback's a bitch, aint it? |
210 Grim has finally found a use - fertilizer. |
211 That's what you get for using soap... |
212 We're out of here! |
213 'This house is clean.' |
214 Can I poke him with a stick to make sure? |
215 Don't wait up for us! |
216 Its a dirty job, and I really enjoy it! |
217 Back to patrol! |
218 The Unwashed Villagers. Keeping peace in a blasted wasteland. |
219 He got what he deserved. |
220 I'll race ya! |
300 Soap? We don't need no sticking soap! |
301 Rally unwashed! Destroy the Spammer! |
302 Death to the Spammer! |
303 This is for threatening people's lives! |
304 Now you will die Grim Reaper. |
305 You're going back 'down under'! |
306 The gene pool needs a little chlorine. |
307 Pay back time! |
308 Now you're going to get it. |
309 The Unwashed Villager are here to protect people from scum like you! |
310 Leave people alone! |
311 The power of DIRT! |
312 We may be Unwashed but we're here to clean up! |
313 You can not escape us this time! |
314 Protect the Chosen One from the Spammer's idiocies! |
315 Chosen One! Join us! |
316 UNWASHED VENGENCE! |
317 You will never be 'Unwashed' childish fool! |
318 You don't have a chance! |
319 We're not finished yet! |
320 I've been waiting for this day for a looooong time. |
400 This is for threatening me! |
401 Like I'm sure! You wouldn't hurt a girl are you? |
402 'Revenge is a dish best served cold.' |
403 I'm Buffy... your toast. |
405 No one threatens Doombot! |
406 Grim Buster! |
410 Only a guanabana could compare with the taste of this victory... |
415 The village is a happy place, but you made it very, very angry. |
420 You have embarrassed our country with your actions for the last time! |
430 I'm gonna put you to sleep for good! |
435 We're all going to hell, and I'm driving the bus. |
436 Come my child, let me take your pain away. |
437 You're dead. You just don't know it yet. |
440 Get some! |
441 You want some of this? |
442 Not the face, not the face! |
445 Dante hasn't written about the hell I'm sending you to... |
450 Guns! Guns! Guns! Where are my guns! |
451 Ok, yes. I'm crazy. Deal with it. |