Fallout 2 Searchable Database



64 Results For DCANAN.MSG
100 You see a short man with a thick mustache.
101 You see the Great Ananias.
102 You see a short, mustachioed, man with a somewhat furtive look to him.
103 You! What do you want to do to the, formerly, Great Ananias now?
104 Get away from me!
105 Go ruin someone else's business.
106 Take it out on someone else.
107 You've already done your worst to me.
108 Just go away, you've done enough harm to me.
109 I'm so hungry.
110 How will I ever feed my family now?
111 You were born with a heart 12 sizes too small.
112 No, my friend, a MUMMY! Straight from the sands of ancient Egypt to the sands of the Wastes! Exclusively for you to see!
113 OK, I'll bite. How much to see the wizened corpse?
114 (too yourself) Hmm, a mummy would kinda describe the way a ghoul looks. OK, I'd like to take a look -- how much?
115 I've seen enough corpses already. Goodbye.
116 Hello, welcome, salutations! I am the Great Ananias (he offers you a slight bow, with a flourish). I bring mysteries from near and far friend. Mysteries from a world beyond our own... of the Netherworld.
117 Come back to learn of the Great Ananias' mysteries of the Netherworld have you?
118 What kind of mysteries?
119 Uh, nice to meet you Mr. Great Anus...something.
120 Hmm, mysteries make me sleep uneasily, I better go. Goodbye.
121 Step right up!
127 Today, in the room within, I have, for your eyes exclusively...A Jan-u-wine Egyptian Mummy!
128 A mummy?
129 A mummy? Hmm, I wonder if it could be.... No, nobody could be that stupid.
130 I don't have any interest in that sort of thing. Corpses scare me.
131 Out of the way, you're blocking paying customers.
132 I don't think this is for you.
133 Why don't you take your little tribal self elsewhere.
134 This isn't really for you.
135 I see, hmmm, how about GO (he points) AWAY!
136 For a person of your obvious class I would be happy to show this unique, and historic, specimen to you for a mere $25.
137 OK, I'll cough up the dough. Now...Show Me The Mummy!
138 I don't want to spend that much. I think I'll survive without seeing the thing. Goodbye.
139 Simply open the sarcophagus lid and the marvelous Mummy will be revealed, in all its ancient glory, to you. But please, no touching, and, uh, no flash photography.
140 Great.
141 There you go! The MUMMY! (the door to the sarcophagus swings open to reveal a desiccated corpse, that looks very much like an ordinary ghoul, standing in a poorly painted, chipped and cracked paper-mache sarcophagus.)
142 There you go! Presenting, the MUMMY! (a crypt-like door swings open to reveal a jan-u-wine Egyptian mummy standing in an open sarcophagus that looks as though it's made out of pure gold!)
143 Hey, wait a minute. That's not a Mummy. That's a ghoul. WOODY! Hey WOODY! Is that you?
144 That sure looks like a ghoul to me.
145 That's a mummy? I can't believe I just paid $25 to see a six-foot hunk of jerky. Goodbye.
146 Wow, that's fantastic...I guess. (you look at the Mummy very intently for a while). Uh, thanks, Goodbye.
147 (the Mummy, snorts, stretches languidly, and then looks at you with a sleepy blink to it's eyes) Hello. (he says, sleepily)
148 Holy shit! That *is* Woody! Run Woody, run for it! Well, uh, gimp for it then! Go Woody go!
149 I assure you that the Mummy is, in fact, quite jan-u-wine.
150 I don't think I believe you. Let me try something. WOODY! Hey WOODY! Is that you?
151 Well, if you say so. But I sure think it looks like an ordinary ghoul. Goodbye.
152 (Woody--for it is in fact Woody, not a Mummy, that stands somewhat drowsily before you--grabs the sides of the paper- mache sarcophagus, lets out a shriek and runs for the door, leaving a trail of toilet-paper 'mummy-wrappings' and a hasty "Thankee kindly, Stranger!" behind him.)
153 Hah! I knew it! You're finished in this town. You're not the Great Ananias anymore, you're just another ass.
154 Go Woody go! Ahah! I knew it!
155 (The Great Ananias shrugs) I knew I should have picked up that mono-headed Brahmin instead. Oh well, back to the drawing board.
156 Mono-headed brahmin? Sure, who would ever believe that! Goodbye, you Charlatan.
157 You woke up Woody the ghoul and freed him from indentured mummy-tude.
158 I think I'd rather hear the ghost story.
200 I know things that mere mortal man is not meant to know. Aiiieeee! Nyarloth...Oh, sorry (heh, heh). Got a little carried away there for a moment. I have tales of a Ghost that haunts these very grounds, as well as a Jan-u-wine Egypt-ee-an Mummy that you can see, right here in this marvelous sarcophagus.
201 Tell me about the mummy. I'm just dying to hear more about that.
202 I've just got to hear that ghost story. Uh, do I get a nice hot cup of cocoa to go with it?
203 I don't think I have any more time to waste on whatever it is that you're hawking.
300 Well, you see, (he motions you closer) there was once a great queen that ruled all of the surrounding town. She kept her throne by virtue of a special amulet that she kept around her neck at all times. Great stuff, huh?
301 Uh, yeah. You bet. So this princess had a *magic* amulet. Oh, do go on. I just can't stand this level of suspense much longer (yawn).
302 OK. I think I've heard just about enough. Goodbye.
400 Well, I'll cut to the chase then. So, the evil wizard poisoned the young princess and took her amulet. She's been wandering around the room next door ever since. Well, uh, that is, just at the witching hour, anyway. That's why I keep the door locked. Pretty darn scary, huh?
401 The ghost of an amuletless princess in the trashed room next door? That's it? I can't believe you're peddling *that* as a story. I'd rather hear about this stupid Mummy you're supposed to have here.
402 OK. I think I've heard just about enough. Goodbye.




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