Fallout HAROLD Dialogue

Fallout HAROLD Dialogue

100. You see Harold.

101. Spare change, old friend, old pal? Can you help a poor mutant down on his luck? [Cough]

102. Yeah, here's $25. Good luck to you.

103. How about $5.

104. Sorry, don't have any money on me.

105. Keep away from me!

106. Uhhh?

107. Geez. You're worse off than I am, friend. Luck to you.

108. Oh, kind of ya, friend. Very kind. You know, if I could clear the gunk out of there, you, just might find a tear in Old Harold's eye.

109. Why is that?

110. You're welcome.

111. [Cough] Rest of the Hubbers' been picking on me like a bad booger since I came back to town. I can't leave, though. When the deals are done [wheez] it's still my home.

112. What happened to you?

113. Who are the Hubbers?

114. Hope things get better. See you around.

115. Well, after the Great War, my Vault was one of the first to open. [Takes a deep breath] Whew. Long time.

116. Tell me more about those days.

117. No, no. I meant what happened to change you?

118. All started with the sirens. I was young, but ohh, I do remember that. Lotta terrible years followed. And I remember walking outta the Vault late one morning.

119. What did you do then?

120. Where was your Vault located?

121. Do you realize how old that makes you?

122. You know, [cough] I'm not real sure anymore. West, I think. Uh wait - east? Ooh I don't know. [Hacking cough]

123. What did you do then?

124. Well, I was a trader. Did pretty good making a circuit between survivors. Lost a lotta good people, though. [Coughs]

125. How?

126. Gangers got'em. Scavengers attacking the caravans. And mutants, son of a dog, if they weren't springing up like rabbits with a mission. [cough] Had to have an army of guards with, just to do a deal.

127. Didn't the guards help?

128. Where were the mutants coming from?

129. Course they helped, ya bonehead! Just too damn many to handle!

130. How did you survive the mutant attacks?

131. Didn't. Got killed. [Laughing cough] Love that joke.

132. Uh, yeah.

133. Everywhere! Hell, seemed like you couldn't fart without hitting one. But mostly in the northwest.

134. Did you explore that area?

135. Why didn't you just avoid the area?

136. You farted northwest?

137. [Laughs] Pretty good...Noo...

138. We mounted an expedition. God, Richard. Richard Grey. Led a small group of us up there.

139. Richard Grey?

140. Where exactly did you go?

141. Needed to see what was there. Maybe stop whatever was churnin them boogers out. We thought we were prepared. Were we wrong.

142. What did you do?

143. I can't remember the route or anything. But I am damn sure it was northwest, though...I think.

144. Is there a shorter version of this story?

145. What about your leader?

146. Richard Grey was a doctor. Little older than me, and friend was he smart. He found the source.

147. And what was that?

148. I like telling it my way. Short version will cost you 25 extra, friend. Which will it be?

149. Ok, long it is.

150. Short.

151. Short, but I don't have the cash.

152. How about neither, you old fart?

153. Well, you seem like an okay sort. I'll speed it up a bit.

154. Thanks.

155. Lying to a poor old mutant. What's the world coming to? [cough]

156. Little light on funds, huh?

157. My way or walk away. Your choice, friend.

158. Walking.

159. OK. Long it is.

160. Some sort of old military base. We lost a lotta folks getting in there.

161. How did you know this base was the cause?

162. What were you running up against?

163. Robots and such. Lot of'em. Damn surprised they was still running after all this time, what with the war and all. Whooa boy they tore us a good one.

164. What did you do once you got past the robots?

165. Because it was like someone went bargain shopping at mutantland! Geez! Cheaper by the dozens! Can't figure any other reason except that being the factory.

166. Did you examine the base closely?

167. We got pretty far inside. Wasn't a lot of us left by then. Grey, me and couple of others.

168. And then?

169. One of them robots got Francine. Mark was wounded, sent him back to the surface. Then it was just me and Grey.

170. What ever happened to Mark?

171. What happened then?

172. To this day, I don't know. He never made it back here, and...well I...couldn't face the wasteland again, so I...I never looked.

173. What about you and Grey?

174. We made it to some sort of central core, like a plant of some sort. That's when it happened.

175. What?

176. A robot crane crashed into us. Last I saw of Grey, he was flying through the air in-into some sort of acid bath. I was in bad shape and...well I passed out.

177. How did you survive?

178. And you never saw Grey again?

179. Didn't. Got killed...[Laughs then coughs] God, I love that joke.

180. Yeah, I can tell.

181. Well, I have no idea. Woke up in the wasteland, barely hanging on. Got lucky and some traders I knew found me days later. Good thing, since I was already changing. They brought me here, and here I've been since.

182. How did you mutate?

183. Quite a great story. Thanks.

184. Well...Thanks for letting me tell it.

185. So that was the short version?

186. Well . . . thanks for letting me tell it.

187. For me it was.

188. No, you idiot! I just said I never saw him again, didn't I?

189. How did you survive?

190. All's I know, is it was something inside that base.

191. Do you think it could have been radiation?

192. Sorry, tough break. Thanks for the story.

193. How the hell should I know? Grey would've known if anybody could. [sigh] Anyway, that's how the deal went down.

194. Thanks for the story.

195. Yeah, about a century or two in dog years.

196. What?

197. Nevermind, that was from my time. I'm cranky, old and I've been that way ever since I changed.

198. What did you do before this happened to you?

199. Well, I got mutated. Sure wasn't born this ugly. Happened when we tried to find out where all the mutants were coming from.

200. What happened?

201. It's in the past. Probably should stay that way.

202. Please tell me what happened, it may help me now.

203. Have it your way.

204. Well, if you put it that way. I guess it couldn't hurt.

205. Thanks.

206. No, no. It's too painful, even now. Thanks for the help, friend. Good luck to you.

207. You're in the Hub, right? People who live in the Hub? Hubbers. Get it? [cough] Sheesh! Thanks for the help and good luck...think you're gonna need it.

208. You're as bad as the rest of them. [Wheezing cough]

209. Oh well, thanks anyway. [cough]

210. Hey, can you help me out, friend?

211. Yeah, here's $25.

212. Take $5.

213. Don't bug me.

214. Uhhh?

215. Hey, 'preciate it! Gotta admit, when I first saw you, [cough] I figured you might hassle me.

216. Why do you say that?

217. Nah, not me! Have a good one.

218. Oh, hey, it's you again.

219. Here's $20, if you need it.

220. Hi.

221. Uhh?

222. Just putting me on, huh?

223. Anything I can do for you?

224. Heard any good words recently?

225. I need info on the Deathclaw, and I hear you're the man.

226. What's your story?

227. Nope

228. The whole thing? Well...

229. Oooh, well thanks. Hope it wasn't too much of a strain. [coughs]

230. Oooh, that thing. Friend, that is nightmare city. Why the hell you asking about that?

231. Gonna kill it.

232. If it catches up with me, I want to know what to do.

233. Okay. Well, it's like a damn big man, is what it is. Got spikes and claws that can cut through the heaviest armor. But don't let the size fool ya, it's quick.

234. Any weaknesses?

235. Well, from what I've heard, maybe whack it in the head? I'd try the eyes. 'Course, there's a problem there.

236. What kind of problem?

237. You can't look at 'em! It is said the Death Claw can hypnotize just by lookin'. Then it walks up and "boom", you're et!

238. Great, thanks.

239. Good luck to you...you're gonna need it.

240. Could be.

241. You don't want to know about the Death Claw, and I ain't gonna be the one to tell ya.

242. Well, heard one of Decker's men has somebody from the Brotherhood of Steel trapped in Old Town.

243. Thanks.

244. I don't believe this one, but some say an army of mutants is on the way. [cough]

245. Thanks.

246. Leave me alone. [cough]

247. I want to talk to you.

248. Here's some cash.

249. Well, I don't wanta talk to you. Go away!

250. Don't want your money. Go away. [cough]

251. As much as I love trading, I don't have anything to exchange. [cough]

252. I need to sleep for a while. I'm kinda tired.

253. You might want to be more careful. [cough] I've heard that you've wasted several people recently.

254. Umm...Decker's looking for you. He wants to talk. [cough]

255. All I got is clothes and freedom, and the latter's debatable.

256. Brilliant guy. A doctor and philosopher. Long ago he lead the expedition where I got changed into a mutant.

257. Who? Is he some sort of sex therapist? I could use one, you know.

258. Mutants. Doesn't matter what they call themselves.

259. Oh, him. He leads the Thieves Circle. Thinks he's Robin Hood. [cough] He's alright, I guess.

260. I've seen religions come and religions go, and I hope this one goes. Soon.

261. Yeah, I came from a Vault. Too many people, not enough food and water. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

262. Horrible. The world just went insane. Long ago, but I'll never forget it. Never.

263. [Cough] Trouble. Nothing but trouble.

264. Well, like I said...

265. Nothing, thanks.

266. Spare change, old friend, old pal? Can you help a poor mutant down on his luck? [Cough]

267. Spare change, old friend, old pal? Can you help a poor mutant down on his luck? [Cough]

268. Oh, kind of ya, friend. Very kind. You know, if I could clear the gunk out of there, you, just might find a tear in Old Harold's eye.

269. Oh, kind of ya, friend. Very kind. You know, if I could clear the gunk out of there, you, just might find a tear in Old Harold's eye.

270. No, no. It's too painful, even now. Thanks for the help, friend. Good luck to you.

271. No, no. It's too painful, even now. Thanks for the help, friend. Good luck to you.

272. Hey, can you help me out, friend?

273. Hey, can you help me out, friend?

1000. Richard

1001. Master

1002. Ghouls

1003. Loxley

1004. Cathedral

1005. Vault

1006. War

1007. Decker

1008. Grey

1100. Brilliant guy. A doctor and philosopher. Long ago he lead the expedition where I got changed into a mutant.

1101. Who? Is he some sort of sex therapist? I could use one, you know.

1102. Mutants. Doesn't matter what they call themselves.

1103. Oh, him. He leads the Thieves Circle. Thinks he's Robin Hood. [cough] He's alright, I guess.

1104. I've seen religions come and religions go, and I hope this one goes. Soon.

1105. Yeah, I came from a Vault. Too many people, not enough food and water. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

1106. Horrible. The world just went insane. Long ago, but I'll never forget it. Never.

1107. [Cough] Trouble. Nothing but trouble.

1108. Brilliant guy. A doctor and philosopher. Long ago he lead the expedition where I got changed into a mutant.