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2 Hello, sir. Might I ask who you are...?
2 Hello, sir. Might I ask who you are...?
3 Excuse me, sir? You can't be speaking to me!
3 Excuse me, sir? You can't be speaking to me!
4 Greetings, Franklin. Have you a moment?
4 Greetings, Franklin. Have you a moment?
5 Mr. Payne! What have I done to offend you?
5 Mr. Payne! What have I done to offend you?
7 Uh...who you?
7 Uh...who you?
8 Hi! I ask you some questions?
8 Hi! I ask you some questions?
11 I daresay...you really are getting under my skin! I've never seen the like of it! Why don't you do us both a favor, my friend, and get as far away from me as possible...!
11 I daresay...you really are getting under my skin! I've never seen the like of it! Why don't you do us both a favor, my friend, and get as far away from me as possible...!
11 I daresay...you really are getting under my skin! I've never seen the like of it! Why don't you do us both a favor, my friend, and get as far away from me as possible...!
11 I daresay...you really are getting under my skin! I've never seen the like of it! Why don't you do us both a favor, my friend, and get as far away from me as possible...!
12 Sir, are you so very sure about your assessment of me...?
12 Sir, are you so very sure about your assessment of me...?
13 But we've just met! That's no way for gentlemen to act...
13 But we've just met! That's no way for gentlemen to act...
14 Mr. Payne! Can't we find some common ground...?
14 Mr. Payne! Can't we find some common ground...?
15 My patience grows thin for fools, sir...
15 My patience grows thin for fools, sir...
18 [The man squares himself to you, putting his hands on his hips.] That sounds like a threat, madam. I'm not one to raise my hand to a woman, but a man might expect this affair to come to blows with words like that coming out of your mouth. Is that your intention, madam?
18 [The man squares himself to you, putting his hands on his hips.] That sounds like a threat, madam. I'm not one to raise my hand to a woman, but a man might expect this affair to come to blows with words like that coming out of your mouth. Is that your intention, madam?
18 [The man squares himself to you, putting his hands on his hips.] That sounds like a threat, my good man. No room for that sort of thing in my book. Someone might expect this affair to come to blows with words like that coming out of your mouth. Are you quite ready for that, sir...?
18 [The man squares himself to you, putting his hands on his hips.] That sounds like a threat, my good man. No room for that sort of thing in my book. Someone might expect this affair to come to blows with words like that coming out of your mouth. Are you quite ready for that, sir...?
19 Perhaps not. Accept my apologies. But might we speak, sir?
19 Perhaps not. Accept my apologies. But might we speak, sir?
20 I'm thinking that you're little more than a bag of hot air...
20 I'm thinking that you're little more than a bag of hot air...
23 Up with your fists, then! We'll see what you're made of! Ha HA!
23 Up with your fists, then! We'll see what you're made of! Ha HA!
23 Up with your fists, then! We'll see what you're made of! Ha HA!
23 Up with your fists, then! We'll see what you're made of! Ha HA!
25 [The man smiles, broadly.] Yes, of course! Where is my head at these days? So much going on, preparations to be made and all that! My manners have seem to have flown south! My apologies, madam!
25 [The man smiles, broadly.] Yes, of course! Where is my head at these days? So much going on, preparations to be made and all that! My manners have seem to have flown south! My apologies, madam!
25 [The man smiles, broadly.] Yes, of course! Where is my head at these days? So much going on, preparations to be made and all that! My manners have seem to have flown south! My apologies, sir!
25 [The man smiles, broadly.] Yes, of course! Where is my head at these days? So much going on, preparations to be made and all that! My manners have seem to have flown south! My apologies, sir!
26 Let's forget it happened. Might I ask who you are?
26 Let's forget it happened. Might I ask who you are?
27 It's nothing, Franklin. Do you have a moment?
27 It's nothing, Franklin. Do you have a moment?
30 [The man squints at you, then his eyes go wide.] Of course! Damned rude of me not to see your obvious superior qualities, madam! I haven't gone and made a bloody mess of things, have I? No hard feelings, I hope...!
30 [The man squints at you, then his eyes go wide.] Of course! Damned rude of me not to see your obvious superior qualities, madam! I haven't gone and made a bloody mess of things, have I? No hard feelings, I hope...!
30 [The man squints at you, then his eyes go wide.] Of course! Damned rude of me not to see your obvious superior qualities, old boy! I haven't gone and made a bloody mess of things, have I? No hard feelings, I hope...!
30 [The man squints at you, then his eyes go wide.] Of course! Damned rude of me not to see your obvious superior qualities, old boy! I haven't gone and made a bloody mess of things, have I? No hard feelings, I hope...!
31 Of course not, sir. Might I ask who you are?
31 Of course not, sir. Might I ask who you are?
32 No, Franklin, none at all. Could I ask you a few questions?
32 No, Franklin, none at all. Could I ask you a few questions?
35 Me? [The man before you is tall and broad, his skin of deep bronze with a days growth of beard framing an expansive smile of perfect, white teeth.] The name's Payne. Franklin Payne! Adventurer, explorer, scientist and honorary doctor in the...oh, blast all of that! Just call me Franklin and let's be done with it! So good to make your acquaintance!
35 Me? [The man before you is tall and broad, his skin of deep bronze with a days growth of beard framing an expansive smile of perfect, white teeth.] The name's Payne. Franklin Payne! Adventurer, explorer, scientist and honorary doctor in the...oh, blast all of that! Just call me Franklin and let's be done with it! So good to make your acquaintance!
35 Me? [The man before you is tall and broad, his skin of deep bronze with a days growth of beard framing an expansive smile of perfect, white teeth.] The name's Payne. Franklin Payne! Adventurer, explorer, scientist and honorary doctor in the...oh, blast all of that! Just call me Franklin and let's be done with it! So good to make your acquaintance!
35 Me? [The man before you is tall and broad, his skin of deep bronze with a days growth of beard framing an expansive smile of perfect, white teeth.] The name's Payne. Franklin Payne! Adventurer, explorer, scientist and honorary doctor in the...oh, blast all of that! Just call me Franklin and let's be done with it! So good to make your acquaintance!
36 Well met, Franklin. Do you have a few moments?
36 Well met, Franklin. Do you have a few moments?
37 Hi, Frankie! I ask you some questions...?
37 Hi, Frankie! I ask you some questions...?
40 Yes, of course!
40 Yes, of course!
40 Yes, of course!
40 Yes, of course!
41 Tell me, Franklin...what are you doing here in Black Root?
41 Tell me, Franklin...what are you doing here in Black Root?
42 Tell me about some of your adventures, Franklin...!
42 Tell me about some of your adventures, Franklin...!
43 Tell me about some of your adventures, Franklin...!
43 Tell me about some of your adventures, Franklin...!
44 Would you like to come with me to Thanatos, Franklin?
44 Would you like to come with me to Thanatos, Franklin?
45 Uh...whut you doing here in Black Root, Frankie?
45 Uh...whut you doing here in Black Root, Frankie?
46 Tell me some stories, Frankie...!
46 Tell me some stories, Frankie...!
47 Tell me some stories, Frankie...!
47 Tell me some stories, Frankie...!
48 You wanna join me, Frankie?
48 You wanna join me, Frankie?
52 Oh, just stopping in for supplies. That, and I've just added another head to my collection here in the den. [He gestures to the wall.] Finally bagged myself a Howling Bog Dweller up in the Dark Fens! 20 feet of him, and bloody tough, too! They almost shipped me home in an ice barrel!
52 Oh, just stopping in for supplies. That, and I've just added another head to my collection here in the den. [He gestures to the wall.] Finally bagged myself a Howling Bog Dweller up in the Dark Fens! 20 feet of him, and bloody tough, too! They almost shipped me home in an ice barrel!
52 Oh, just stopping in for supplies. That, and I've just added another head to my collection here in the den. [He gestures to the wall.] Finally bagged myself a Howling Bog Dweller up in the Dark Fens! 20 feet of him, and bloody tough, too! They almost shipped me home in an ice barrel!
52 Oh, just stopping in for supplies. That, and I've just added another head to my collection here in the den. [He gestures to the wall.] Finally bagged myself a Howling Bog Dweller up in the Dark Fens! 20 feet of him, and bloody tough, too! They almost shipped me home in an ice barrel!
53 Why? What happened?
53 Why? What happened?
54 Uh...whut happened?
54 Uh...whut happened?
58 Well, wouldn't you know it, my blunderbuss, Old Mary, gave up the ghost just as the beast was charging! Have you ever seen a raging Howler set his sights on you? Enough to give you a good case of the muckies! Ha!
58 Well, wouldn't you know it, my blunderbuss, Old Mary, gave up the ghost just as the beast was charging! Have you ever seen a raging Howler set his sights on you? Enough to give you a good case of the muckies! Ha!
58 Well, wouldn't you know it, my blunderbuss, Old Mary, gave up the ghost just as the beast was charging! Have you ever seen a raging Howler set his sights on you? Enough to give you a good case of the muckies! Ha!
58 Well, wouldn't you know it, my blunderbuss, Old Mary, gave up the ghost just as the beast was charging! Have you ever seen a raging Howler set his sights on you? Enough to give you a good case of the muckies! Ha!
59 And so! Out with it, man!
59 And so! Out with it, man!
60 Uh...
60 Uh...
64 And so, I just turned Old Mary around, and used the stock as a club...things were hairy for a moment or two, but I finally got the better of the beast! And there you have it! [He points to a huge, shaggy head mounted on the wall.] Smashing good time! Smelly bastard, though...
64 And so, I just turned Old Mary around, and used the stock as a club...things were hairy for a moment or two, but I finally got the better of the beast! And there you have it! [He points to a huge, shaggy head mounted on the wall.] Smashing good time! Smelly bastard, though...
64 And so, I just turned Old Mary around, and used the stock as a club...things were hairy for a moment or two, but I finally got the better of the beast! And there you have it! [He points to a huge, shaggy head mounted on the wall.] Smashing good time! Smelly bastard, though...
64 And so, I just turned Old Mary around, and used the stock as a club...things were hairy for a moment or two, but I finally got the better of the beast! And there you have it! [He points to a huge, shaggy head mounted on the wall.] Smashing good time! Smelly bastard, though...
65 You don't expect me to believe that load of bunk, do you?
65 You don't expect me to believe that load of bunk, do you?
66 You don't expect me to believe that load of bunk, do you?
66 You don't expect me to believe that load of bunk, do you?
67 You said you were stopping in for supplies? Supplies for what?
67 You said you were stopping in for supplies? Supplies for what?
71 [Payne looks offended, then begins howling with laughter.] Witty bugger, aren't you! Load of bunk...! Ha HA!
71 [Payne looks offended, then begins howling with laughter.] Witty bugger, aren't you! Load of bunk...! Ha HA!
71 [Payne looks offended, then begins howling with laughter.] Witty bugger, aren't you! Load of bunk...! Ha HA!
71 [Payne looks offended, then begins howling with laughter.] Witty bugger, aren't you! Load of bunk...! Ha HA!
72 You said you were stopping in for supplies? Supplies for what?
72 You said you were stopping in for supplies? Supplies for what?
76 I'm sorry? I don't think I heard you correctly, madam...are you calling me a liar?
76 I'm sorry? I don't think I heard you correctly, madam...are you calling me a liar?
76 I'm sorry? I don't think I heard you correctly, old chap...are you calling me a liar?
76 I'm sorry? I don't think I heard you correctly, old chap...are you calling me a liar?
77 I was just joking! Why are you stopping here for supplies?
77 I was just joking! Why are you stopping here for supplies?
78 No...of course not, Franklin. It just seems a bit improbable...
78 No...of course not, Franklin. It just seems a bit improbable...
79 Yes. That's EXACTLY what I said...
79 Yes. That's EXACTLY what I said...
83 Perhaps for someone like you! But it's just another day in the life of the adventurer! Live for the day, onward and upward and all that rubbish! I mean, is it really an adventure if it's not a bit improbable? Ha! Right, then!
83 Perhaps for someone like you! But it's just another day in the life of the adventurer! Live for the day, onward and upward and all that rubbish! I mean, is it really an adventure if it's not a bit improbable? Ha! Right, then!
83 Perhaps for someone like you! But it's just another day in the life of the adventurer! Live for the day, onward and upward and all that rubbish! I mean, is it really an adventure if it's not a bit improbable? Ha! Right, then!
83 Perhaps for someone like you! But it's just another day in the life of the adventurer! Live for the day, onward and upward and all that rubbish! I mean, is it really an adventure if it's not a bit improbable? Ha! Right, then!
84 I see your point. Why are you stopping here for supplies?
84 I see your point. Why are you stopping here for supplies?
85 You're definitely a blustering windbag. No two ways about it...
85 You're definitely a blustering windbag. No two ways about it...
89 Why, for whatever the next adventure is, my good friend! One can never be too prepared, you know! My kingdom for a compass, and all that! Ha! We're pushing off at first light! Or was it the day after tomorrow...? Whichever! It's a big world out there, full of mystery and danger...no time to waste!
89 Why, for whatever the next adventure is, my good friend! One can never be too prepared, you know! My kingdom for a compass, and all that! Ha! We're pushing off at first light! Or was it the day after tomorrow...? Whichever! It's a big world out there, full of mystery and danger...no time to waste!
89 Why, for whatever the next adventure is, my good friend! One can never be too prepared, you know! My kingdom for a compass, and all that! Ha! We're pushing off at first light! Or was it the day after tomorrow...? Whichever! It's a big world out there, full of mystery and danger...no time to waste!
89 Why, for whatever the next adventure is, my good friend! One can never be too prepared, you know! My kingdom for a compass, and all that! Ha! We're pushing off at first light! Or was it the day after tomorrow...? Whichever! It's a big world out there, full of mystery and danger...no time to waste!
93 Adventures? Mine? Oh, there's really not much to tell. Bloody newspapers are always blowing these things out of proportion! You'd think they'd never heard of a man fighting a pair of Fire-Giants with his bare hands! Standard fare, really...nothing you'd be terribly interested in...
93 Adventures? Mine? Oh, there's really not much to tell. Bloody newspapers are always blowing these things out of proportion! You'd think they'd never heard of a man fighting a pair of Fire-Giants with his bare hands! Standard fare, really...nothing you'd be terribly interested in...
93 Adventures? Mine? Oh, there's really not much to tell. Bloody newspapers are always blowing these things out of proportion! You'd think they'd never heard of a man fighting a pair of Fire-Giants with his bare hands! Standard fare, really...nothing you'd be terribly interested in...
93 Adventures? Mine? Oh, there's really not much to tell. Bloody newspapers are always blowing these things out of proportion! You'd think they'd never heard of a man fighting a pair of Fire-Giants with his bare hands! Standard fare, really...nothing you'd be terribly interested in...
94 Still, I'd like to hear of some of them...
94 Still, I'd like to hear of some of them...
95 I still wanna hear stories, Frankie!
95 I still wanna hear stories, Frankie!
99 Oh, if you must! Ask away! Which adventure do you want to hear about?
99 Oh, if you must! Ask away! Which adventure do you want to hear about?
99 Oh, if you must! Ask away! Which adventure do you want to hear about?
99 Oh, if you must! Ask away! Which adventure do you want to hear about?
100 Edward Teach told me your adventure with the Fire Giants...
100 Edward Teach told me your adventure with the Fire Giants...
101 Tell me about the Fire Giants...
101 Tell me about the Fire Giants...
102 Tell me of the most valuable thing you've ever recovered...
102 Tell me of the most valuable thing you've ever recovered...
103 Tell me of your greatest battle, ever...
103 Tell me of your greatest battle, ever...
104 Tell me of the most dangerous place you've ever been...
104 Tell me of the most dangerous place you've ever been...
105 Uh...I dunno...just tell me one!
105 Uh...I dunno...just tell me one!
106 I...uh...just tell me a story!
106 I...uh...just tell me a story!
107 You pick one!
107 You pick one!
108 Tell me another one!
108 Tell me another one!
111 What? You know Edward Teach? Well, isn't that just the colonel's codpiece! Captain Teach is one of the greatest sailors in all of Arcanum! And that boat of his! The Gypsy Shadow! Not a more solid piece of shipwork between here and the Serpentspine! Fancy that! Ha! Jolly good! So the captain told you the story, already?
111 What? You know Edward Teach? Well, isn't that just the colonel's codpiece! Captain Teach is one of the greatest sailors in all of Arcanum! And that boat of his! The Gypsy Shadow! Not a more solid piece of shipwork between here and the Serpentspine! Fancy that! Ha! Jolly good! So the captain told you the story, already?
111 What? You know Edward Teach? Well, isn't that just the colonel's codpiece! Captain Teach is one of the greatest sailors in all of Arcanum! And that boat of his! The Gypsy Shadow! Not a more solid piece of shipwork between here and the Serpentspine! Fancy that! Ha! Jolly good! So the captain told you the story, already?
111 What? You know Edward Teach? Well, isn't that just the colonel's codpiece! Captain Teach is one of the greatest sailors in all of Arcanum! And that boat of his! The Gypsy Shadow! Not a more solid piece of shipwork between here and the Serpentspine! Fancy that! Ha! Jolly good! So the captain told you the story, already?
112 Yes...but why don't you tell me YOUR version, Franklin...
112 Yes...but why don't you tell me YOUR version, Franklin...
113 Yes...but I'd love to hear more of your adventures...
113 Yes...but I'd love to hear more of your adventures...
117 Alright! So, there we were, Captain Teach and I...hundreds of miles away from the mainland, the bloody volcanic Serpentspine mountains belching lava above us, and the dreaded Shade Sharks below, as big as the Gypsy Shadow herself. Half the men were on their knees on the deck, praying for a quick and painless death!
117 Alright! So, there we were, Captain Teach and I...hundreds of miles away from the mainland, the bloody volcanic Serpentspine mountains belching lava above us, and the dreaded Shade Sharks below, as big as the Gypsy Shadow herself. Half the men were on their knees on the deck, praying for a quick and painless death!
117 Alright! So, there we were, Captain Teach and I...hundreds of miles away from the mainland, the bloody volcanic Serpentspine mountains belching lava above us, and the dreaded Shade Sharks below, as big as the Gypsy Shadow herself. Half the men were on their knees on the deck, praying for a quick and painless death!
117 Alright! So, there we were, Captain Teach and I...hundreds of miles away from the mainland, the bloody volcanic Serpentspine mountains belching lava above us, and the dreaded Shade Sharks below, as big as the Gypsy Shadow herself. Half the men were on their knees on the deck, praying for a quick and painless death!
118 And so? What happened?
118 And so? What happened?
119 Uh...whut did you do?
119 Uh...whut did you do?
121 Well...I was there to get some fire-gems, and so that's just what I was going to do! Unfortunately, the Fire Giants who owned them weren't being very cooperative. Have you ever spoken with a Fire Giant? Breath like the rear end of a Dreadhound bitch in heat! And bad grammar to top it off! Ha!
121 Well...I was there to get some fire-gems, and so that's just what I was going to do! Unfortunately, the Fire Giants who owned them weren't being very cooperative. Have you ever spoken with a Fire Giant? Breath like the rear end of a Dreadhound bitch in heat! And bad grammar to top it off! Ha!
121 Well...I was there to get some fire-gems, and so that's just what I was going to do! Unfortunately, the Fire Giants who owned them weren't being very cooperative. Have you ever spoken with a Fire Giant? Breath like the rear end of a Dreadhound bitch in heat! And bad grammar to top it off! Ha!
121 Well...I was there to get some fire-gems, and so that's just what I was going to do! Unfortunately, the Fire Giants who owned them weren't being very cooperative. Have you ever spoken with a Fire Giant? Breath like the rear end of a Dreadhound bitch in heat! And bad grammar to top it off! Ha!
122 How did you get the gems?
122 How did you get the gems?
123 How you get f-fire j-jem-m-s?
123 How you get f-fire j-jem-m-s?
125 Well, like a complete idiot I'd forgotten Old Mary on the boat, and all I had was an old rusted sword! I realized that was bloody useless after the first swing, so I tossed it aside. Now, normally I'd not resort to fisticuffs with a family of Fire-Giants, but what was I to do?
125 Well, like a complete idiot I'd forgotten Old Mary on the boat, and all I had was an old rusted sword! I realized that was bloody useless after the first swing, so I tossed it aside. Now, normally I'd not resort to fisticuffs with a family of Fire-Giants, but what was I to do?
125 Well, like a complete idiot I'd forgotten Old Mary on the boat, and all I had was an old rusted sword! I realized that was bloody useless after the first swing, so I tossed it aside. Now, normally I'd not resort to fisticuffs with a family of Fire-Giants, but what was I to do?
125 Well, like a complete idiot I'd forgotten Old Mary on the boat, and all I had was an old rusted sword! I realized that was bloody useless after the first swing, so I tossed it aside. Now, normally I'd not resort to fisticuffs with a family of Fire-Giants, but what was I to do?
126 Yes, what...?
126 Yes, what...?
127 Uh...
127 Uh...
129 Well, with a bit of luck and a few well-placed blows, I was running back to the boat with a handful of fire-gems! Enough to scare a man out of his skivvies, but a brilliant time all around! Ha! Wouldn't have missed it for the world!
129 Well, with a bit of luck and a few well-placed blows, I was running back to the boat with a handful of fire-gems! Enough to scare a man out of his skivvies, but a brilliant time all around! Ha! Wouldn't have missed it for the world!
129 Well, with a bit of luck and a few well-placed blows, I was running back to the boat with a handful of fire-gems! Enough to scare a man out of his skivvies, but a brilliant time all around! Ha! Wouldn't have missed it for the world!
129 Well, with a bit of luck and a few well-placed blows, I was running back to the boat with a handful of fire-gems! Enough to scare a man out of his skivvies, but a brilliant time all around! Ha! Wouldn't have missed it for the world!
130 I'd love to hear about more of your adventures...
130 I'd love to hear about more of your adventures...
131 More stories!
131 More stories!
135 I don't know if you're a religious sort, but every now and again I'll do some work for the Panarii church. They've always got work for a man who's not afraid to dirty his hands...
135 I don't know if you're a religious sort, but every now and again I'll do some work for the Panarii church. They've always got work for a man who's not afraid to dirty his hands...
135 I don't know if you're a religious sort, but every now and again I'll do some work for the Panarii church. They've always got work for a man who's not afraid to dirty his hands...
135 I don't know if you're a religious sort, but every now and again I'll do some work for the Panarii church. They've always got work for a man who's not afraid to dirty his hands...
136 I've met Hadrian, the church archaeologist. He mentioned you...
136 I've met Hadrian, the church archaeologist. He mentioned you...
137 What sort of work have you done for the church...?
137 What sort of work have you done for the church...?
138 Uh...whut you do for Punari?
138 Uh...whut you do for Punari?
142 You know old Hadrian? Crazy old gnome! Not an ounce of fear in him! I've heard stories about him in the Bangellian Deeps...you wouldn't believe them! Ha HA! Old Hadrian remembered me, did he? I'm bloody flattered! Jolly good!
142 You know old Hadrian? Crazy old gnome! Not an ounce of fear in him! I've heard stories about him in the Bangellian Deeps...you wouldn't believe them! Ha HA! Old Hadrian remembered me, did he? I'm bloody flattered! Jolly good!
142 You know old Hadrian? Crazy old gnome! Not an ounce of fear in him! I've heard stories about him in the Bangellian Deeps...you wouldn't believe them! Ha HA! Old Hadrian remembered me, did he? I'm bloody flattered! Jolly good!
142 You know old Hadrian? Crazy old gnome! Not an ounce of fear in him! I've heard stories about him in the Bangellian Deeps...you wouldn't believe them! Ha HA! Old Hadrian remembered me, did he? I'm bloody flattered! Jolly good!
143 What sort of work have you done for the church...?
143 What sort of work have you done for the church...?
147 Legend told that one the barbarian tribes in the south worshipped a smooth, black rock, and the church got a burr in its bustle about it....they were convinced it was the Eye of Kraka-tur! And that's not just its name...it's really supposed to be the eye of the bloody demon! They say old Nasrudin popped it right out when he banished the bugger to the Void! Imagine that!
147 Legend told that one the barbarian tribes in the south worshipped a smooth, black rock, and the church got a burr in its bustle about it....they were convinced it was the Eye of Kraka-tur! And that's not just its name...it's really supposed to be the eye of the bloody demon! They say old Nasrudin popped it right out when he banished the bugger to the Void! Imagine that!
147 Legend told that one the barbarian tribes in the south worshipped a smooth, black rock, and the church got a burr in its bustle about it....they were convinced it was the Eye of Kraka-tur! And that's not just its name...it's really supposed to be the eye of the bloody demon! They say old Nasrudin popped it right out when he banished the bugger to the Void! Imagine that!
147 Legend told that one the barbarian tribes in the south worshipped a smooth, black rock, and the church got a burr in its bustle about it....they were convinced it was the Eye of Kraka-tur! And that's not just its name...it's really supposed to be the eye of the bloody demon! They say old Nasrudin popped it right out when he banished the bugger to the Void! Imagine that!
148 So...what did you do?
148 So...what did you do?
149 Uh...did you get it?
149 Uh...did you get it?
151 Well, you know how barbarians are...superstitious bunch...couldn't go to the loo in the morning without kissing the damned thing! So, needless to say, they weren't at all happy when I showed up dressed like one of their bone-nosed witch doctors and plucked it right from under their noses! The whole damned horde was after me!
151 Well, you know how barbarians are...superstitious bunch...couldn't go to the loo in the morning without kissing the damned thing! So, needless to say, they weren't at all happy when I showed up dressed like one of their bone-nosed witch doctors and plucked it right from under their noses! The whole damned horde was after me!
151 Well, you know how barbarians are...superstitious bunch...couldn't go to the loo in the morning without kissing the damned thing! So, needless to say, they weren't at all happy when I showed up dressed like one of their bone-nosed witch doctors and plucked it right from under their noses! The whole damned horde was after me!
151 Well, you know how barbarians are...superstitious bunch...couldn't go to the loo in the morning without kissing the damned thing! So, needless to say, they weren't at all happy when I showed up dressed like one of their bone-nosed witch doctors and plucked it right from under their noses! The whole damned horde was after me!
152 How did you get away?
152 How did you get away?
153 Uh...how you get away?
153 Uh...how you get away?
155 So you see, I knew that close by was an ogre village. Bloody disagreeable bunch as well, and ogres aren't the most tolerant gents to begin with. So I ran as fast as I could, right through the ogre village, screaming obscenities and making a general nuisance of myself! And those ogres came out just as the barbarians were coming through! Ha! What a sight! I almost doubled over laughing! Brilliant!
155 So you see, I knew that close by was an ogre village. Bloody disagreeable bunch as well, and ogres aren't the most tolerant gents to begin with. So I ran as fast as I could, right through the ogre village, screaming obscenities and making a general nuisance of myself! And those ogres came out just as the barbarians were coming through! Ha! What a sight! I almost doubled over laughing! Brilliant!
155 So you see, I knew that close by was an ogre village. Bloody disagreeable bunch as well, and ogres aren't the most tolerant gents to begin with. So I ran as fast as I could, right through the ogre village, screaming obscenities and making a general nuisance of myself! And those ogres came out just as the barbarians were coming through! Ha! What a sight! I almost doubled over laughing! Brilliant!
155 So you see, I knew that close by was an ogre village. Bloody disagreeable bunch as well, and ogres aren't the most tolerant gents to begin with. So I ran as fast as I could, right through the ogre village, screaming obscenities and making a general nuisance of myself! And those ogres came out just as the barbarians were coming through! Ha! What a sight! I almost doubled over laughing! Brilliant!
156 I'd love to hear about more of your adventures...
156 I'd love to hear about more of your adventures...
157 More stories!
157 More stories!
161 Alright! Well, I was on safari in Stillwater...on the track of that dreaded beast, the Stillwater Giant...
161 Alright! Well, I was on safari in Stillwater...on the track of that dreaded beast, the Stillwater Giant...
161 Alright! Well, I was on safari in Stillwater...on the track of that dreaded beast, the Stillwater Giant...
161 Alright! Well, I was on safari in Stillwater...on the track of that dreaded beast, the Stillwater Giant...
162 Yes...?
162 Yes...?




End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.

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